1 00:01:05,610 --> 00:01:09,000 This is a story of boy meets girl. 2 00:01:13,210 --> 00:01:16,750 The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, 3 00:01:16,850 --> 00:01:19,670 grew up believing that he'd never truly be happy... 4 00:01:19,770 --> 00:01:21,870 until the day he met "the one." 5 00:01:21,970 --> 00:01:27,190 This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music... 6 00:01:27,290 --> 00:01:29,670 and a total misreading of the movie The Graduate. 7 00:01:29,770 --> 00:01:32,070 Elaine! Elaine! 8 00:01:32,170 --> 00:01:35,162 The girl, Summer Finn of Shinnecock 'Michigan' 9 00:01:35,290 --> 00:01:37,510 did not share this belief. 10 00:01:37,610 --> 00:01:41,150 Since the disintegration of her parents 'marriage' 11 00:01:41,250 --> 00:01:43,470 she'd only loved two things. 12 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:46,670 The first was her long dark hair. 13 00:01:46,770 --> 00:01:49,842 The second was how easily she could cut it off... 14 00:01:49,970 --> 00:01:51,926 and feel nothing. 15 00:01:53,010 --> 00:01:56,270 Tom meets Summer on January 8. 16 00:01:56,370 --> 00:02:00,648 He knows almost immediately she's who he's been searching for. 17 00:02:01,930 --> 00:02:05,161 This is a story of boy meets girl. 18 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:08,270 But you should know up front, 19 00:02:08,370 --> 00:02:10,406 this is not a love story. 20 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,270 We didn't know who else to call. 21 00:04:22,370 --> 00:04:24,470 It's Amanda Heller all over again. 22 00:04:24,570 --> 00:04:26,526 You did the right thing. 23 00:04:27,890 --> 00:04:31,510 Now, where is he? 24 00:04:37,290 --> 00:04:39,281 Thomas. 25 00:04:40,490 --> 00:04:43,288 Rachel. What are you doing here? 26 00:04:43,410 --> 00:04:45,870 - I'm here to help you. - Help me how? 27 00:04:45,970 --> 00:04:48,200 First, put down the plate. 28 00:04:49,930 --> 00:04:51,682 Drink this. 29 00:04:53,010 --> 00:04:55,110 - What is that? - Vodka. 30 00:04:55,210 --> 00:04:57,440 Um, does Mom know that you're here? 31 00:04:57,570 --> 00:05:00,990 - 'Cause it's probably past 10:00. - Don't worry about it. 32 00:05:01,090 --> 00:05:05,750 Just start from the beginning and tell us what happened. 33 00:05:05,850 --> 00:05:08,523 Things were going so well. 34 00:05:20,170 --> 00:05:22,590 Then what? 35 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:24,840 I think we should stop seeing each other. 36 00:05:24,970 --> 00:05:27,070 - Just like that? - Just like that. 37 00:05:27,170 --> 00:05:30,990 - Did she say why? - I mean, this thing... What are we doing? 38 00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:33,150 I mean, is this normal? 39 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:36,208 Norm- I-I don't know. I don't care. I'm happy. Aren't you happy? 40 00:05:36,330 --> 00:05:38,002 - You're happy? - You're not? 41 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,910 - All we do is argue. - That is bullshit. 42 00:05:41,010 --> 00:05:42,590 Maybe she was just in a bad mood. 43 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,670 Yeah, maybe like a- a hormonal thing. 44 00:05:44,770 --> 00:05:47,390 - P.M.S.? - What do you know about P.M.S.? 45 00:05:47,490 --> 00:05:50,790 - More than you, Tom. - Then what happened? 46 00:05:50,890 --> 00:05:52,870 This can't come as a total surprise to you. 47 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:55,390 I mean, we've been like Sid and Nancy for months now. 48 00:05:55,490 --> 00:05:59,350 Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy... seven times with a kitchen knife. 49 00:05:59,450 --> 00:06:04,729 I-I mean, we have some disagreements, but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious. 50 00:06:04,850 --> 00:06:07,910 No. I'm Sid. 51 00:06:08,010 --> 00:06:10,240 Oh, so I'm Nancy? 52 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:17,870 Let's just eat, and we'll talk about it later. 53 00:06:17,970 --> 00:06:20,710 Mmm. That is good. 54 00:06:20,810 --> 00:06:23,390 I'm really glad we did this. 55 00:06:23,490 --> 00:06:25,606 I love these pancakes. 56 00:06:26,930 --> 00:06:29,430 What? 57 00:06:29,530 --> 00:06:33,159 Tom, don't go. You're still my best friend! 58 00:06:34,810 --> 00:06:36,880 - Jesus. - You've broken up with girls before. 59 00:06:37,010 --> 00:06:38,550 Yes. 60 00:06:38,650 --> 00:06:40,402 And girls have broken up with you before. 61 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:41,670 - This is different. - Why? 62 00:06:41,770 --> 00:06:42,805 'Cause it's Summer. 63 00:06:42,930 --> 00:06:45,683 So you'll- you'll meet somebody new. 64 00:06:45,810 --> 00:06:48,790 Point is, you're the best guy I know. You'll get over her. 65 00:06:48,890 --> 00:06:51,510 I think it's kind of like how they say. There's, uh- 66 00:06:51,610 --> 00:06:53,521 There's plenty of other fish in the sea. 67 00:06:53,690 --> 00:06:56,070 - No. - They- They say that. 68 00:06:56,170 --> 00:06:58,161 Well, they're lying. 69 00:06:59,530 --> 00:07:01,839 I don't want to get over her. 70 00:07:03,050 --> 00:07:05,359 I want to get her back. 71 00:07:05,530 --> 00:07:08,910 Maybe playing it safe is the wrong approach. 72 00:07:09,010 --> 00:07:10,910 The nuclear family is dead, 73 00:07:11,010 --> 00:07:13,710 and we need a new holiday that recognizes that. 74 00:07:13,810 --> 00:07:15,801 May 21st. 75 00:07:18,410 --> 00:07:20,401 Other Mother's Day. 76 00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:23,990 Thank you. 77 00:07:24,090 --> 00:07:27,430 I'd say we've got some potential here. What do you think, Hansen? 78 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:30,350 Could you write up some prototypes for these? 79 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,110 Uh, Mr. Vance, there's a telephone call for you on line three. 80 00:07:33,210 --> 00:07:34,568 Oh. Thank you. 81 00:07:34,668 --> 00:07:37,830 Uh, everyone, this is Summer, my new assistant. 82 00:07:37,930 --> 00:07:40,160 Summer just moved here from- 83 00:07:40,290 --> 00:07:42,750 - Michigan. - Right. Michigan. Right. 84 00:07:42,850 --> 00:07:45,110 Uh, Summer, everyone. 85 00:07:45,210 --> 00:07:48,327 Everyone, Summer. Excuse me. I have to take this. 86 00:07:49,690 --> 00:07:52,190 It's nice to meet you all. 87 00:07:52,290 --> 00:07:56,150 There's only two kinds of people in the world. 88 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:58,366 There's women, and there's men. 89 00:08:00,090 --> 00:08:02,630 Summer Finn was a woman. 90 00:08:02,730 --> 00:08:06,390 Height, average. Weight, average. 91 00:08:06,490 --> 00:08:09,470 Shoe size, slightly above average. 92 00:08:09,570 --> 00:08:11,550 For all intents and purposes, 93 00:08:11,650 --> 00:08:14,710 Summer Finn, just another girl. 94 00:08:14,810 --> 00:08:16,710 Except she wasn't. 95 00:08:16,810 --> 00:08:19,230 To wit, in 1998, 96 00:08:19,330 --> 00:08:22,230 Summer quoted a song by the Scottish band Belle and Sebastian... 97 00:08:22,330 --> 00:08:24,230 in her high school yearbook. 98 00:08:24,330 --> 00:08:26,950 "Color my life with the chaos of trouble." 99 00:08:27,050 --> 00:08:28,910 This spike in Michigan sales of their album... 100 00:08:29,010 --> 00:08:31,160 The Boy with the Arab Strap... 101 00:08:31,290 --> 00:08:33,670 continues to puzzle industry analysts. 102 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:37,670 Summer's employment at the Daily Freeze during her sophomore year... 103 00:08:37,770 --> 00:08:41,670 coincided with an inexplicable 212% increase in revenue. 104 00:08:42,930 --> 00:08:45,030 Every apartment Summer rented... 105 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:49,910 was offered at an average rate of 9.2% below market value. 106 00:08:50,010 --> 00:08:52,470 And her round-trip commute to work... 107 00:08:52,570 --> 00:08:56,070 averaged 18.4 double takes per day. 108 00:08:56,170 --> 00:08:58,910 It was a rare quality, this "Summer effect." 109 00:08:59,010 --> 00:09:02,990 Rare, and yet something every post adolescent male has encountered... 110 00:09:03,090 --> 00:09:04,990 at least once in their lives. 111 00:09:05,090 --> 00:09:09,150 For Tom Hansen to find it now in a city of 400,000 offices, 112 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:13,710 91,000 commercial buildings and 3.8 million people- 113 00:09:13,810 --> 00:09:17,041 well, that could only be explained by one thing: 114 00:09:17,170 --> 00:09:19,126 Fate. 115 00:09:22,650 --> 00:09:24,830 Dude, I hear she's a bitch. 116 00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:26,670 Really? 117 00:09:26,770 --> 00:09:28,683 Yeah. Patel tried to talk to her in the copy room. 118 00:09:28,783 --> 00:09:29,807 She's totally not having it. 119 00:09:29,930 --> 00:09:31,510 Maybe she was just in a hurry. 120 00:09:31,610 --> 00:09:34,363 And maybe she's an uppity, "better than everyone" superskank. 121 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:37,989 Damn. 122 00:09:38,089 --> 00:09:39,710 I know. She's pretty hot. 123 00:09:39,810 --> 00:09:41,830 That sucks. Why is it pretty girls... 124 00:09:41,930 --> 00:09:44,310 think they can treat people like crap and get away with it? 125 00:09:44,410 --> 00:09:46,510 Centuries of reinforcement. 126 00:09:46,610 --> 00:09:50,070 You know what? Screw her. I don't care. 127 00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:52,590 If she wants to be that way, fine. 128 00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:16,750 Smiths? 129 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,841 Hi. 130 00:10:20,930 --> 00:10:23,830 - I love the Smiths. - Sorry? 131 00:10:23,930 --> 00:10:25,886 I said I love the Smiths. 132 00:10:29,610 --> 00:10:31,566 You have- You have good taste in music. 133 00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:33,630 - You like the Smiths? - Yeah. 134 00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:40,444 I love 'em. 135 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,601 Holy shit. 136 00:10:52,290 --> 00:10:54,350 There you go. Have another piece. 137 00:10:54,450 --> 00:10:55,883 - Ah. - Drinks? 138 00:10:56,010 --> 00:10:57,910 - Arthur, did you get a piece? - Thanks. 139 00:10:58,010 --> 00:11:00,240 - Want one? - Yeah. 140 00:11:01,610 --> 00:11:03,646 - Want one? - Mmm. 141 00:11:06,170 --> 00:11:08,809 - Summer, right? - Oh. Yeah. 142 00:11:08,930 --> 00:11:11,510 - Smiths fan. - Yeah. Tom. 143 00:11:11,610 --> 00:11:13,919 Want some, uh, uh- 144 00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:16,109 It's not champagne. I don't know what it is. 145 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:16,910 Sure. 146 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,444 So, how's it goin'? 147 00:11:19,570 --> 00:11:21,481 - Pretty good. - You just moved here, right? 148 00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:22,804 - Mm-hmm. - When? 149 00:11:22,930 --> 00:11:25,590 - Saturday. - Oh, wow. 150 00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:28,124 And, uh, what brought you? 151 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,567 Boredom mostly. 152 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,476 Wanted to try something new and exciting. 153 00:11:33,576 --> 00:11:34,230 Mmm. 154 00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:36,370 Well, clearly you've come to the right place. 155 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:41,402 So, have you worked here long? 156 00:11:41,502 --> 00:11:43,230 About three or four years. 157 00:11:43,330 --> 00:11:46,322 Wow. You've... 158 00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:48,630 always wanted to write greeting cards? 159 00:11:48,730 --> 00:11:50,630 No, I don't even want to do it now. 160 00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:52,950 Well, you should do something else then. 161 00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:56,247 Yeah. I studied to be an architect, actually. 162 00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:59,362 You did? That's cool. What happened there? 163 00:12:00,610 --> 00:12:02,510 It didn't work out. 164 00:12:02,610 --> 00:12:05,470 I needed a job, and here we are. 165 00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:07,150 You any good? 166 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:10,606 Well, um, I wrote this one. 167 00:12:12,970 --> 00:12:15,590 "Today you're a man. 168 00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:17,567 Mazel tov on your bar mitzvah." 169 00:12:17,690 --> 00:12:20,510 - It's a big seller. - I meant as an architect. 170 00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:23,124 Yeah. 171 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,310 - I doubt it. - Well, 172 00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:28,350 you're a perfectly adequate greeting card writer. 173 00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:31,150 Thank you. That was actually my nickname in college. 174 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,150 They called me "Perfectly Adequate" Hansen. 175 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:35,161 They used to call me Anal Girl. 176 00:12:38,850 --> 00:12:42,160 I was very neat and organized. 177 00:12:45,570 --> 00:12:48,470 - Well, I should get back, so- - Uh- 178 00:12:48,570 --> 00:12:50,640 All right. See you later. 179 00:13:36,090 --> 00:13:40,310 I don't know, man. I think it's official. 180 00:13:40,410 --> 00:13:43,550 I'm in love with Summer. I love her smile. 181 00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:46,870 I love her hair. I love her knees. 182 00:13:46,970 --> 00:13:49,190 I love this heart-shaped birthmark she has on her neck. 183 00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:52,790 I love the way she sometimes licks her lips before she talks. 184 00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:55,590 I love the sound of her laugh. 185 00:13:55,690 --> 00:13:57,750 I love the way she looks when she's sleeping. 186 00:14:01,850 --> 00:14:04,630 I love how I hear this song every- every time I think of her. 187 00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:07,085 I love how she makes me feel. 188 00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:09,087 Like- 189 00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:12,327 Like anything's possible, or like- I don't know. Like- 190 00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:15,799 Like life is worth it. 191 00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:21,321 This is not good. 192 00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:26,430 She likes Magritte and Hopper. 193 00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:29,030 And we talked about Banana fish for like 20 minutes. 194 00:14:29,130 --> 00:14:31,070 We're so compatible, it's insane. 195 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,528 She's- well, she's not like I thought at all. 196 00:14:33,628 --> 00:14:34,446 She's amazing. 197 00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:37,070 - Oh, boy. - What? 198 00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:41,910 Just 'cause some cute girl likes the same bizarro crap you do, 199 00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:43,990 that doesn't make her your soul mate, Tom. 200 00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:46,968 - Red team wins! - What do you mean? 201 00:14:48,410 --> 00:14:50,430 - It's off. - What? 202 00:14:50,530 --> 00:14:52,430 - Me and Summer. - Was it ever on? 203 00:14:52,530 --> 00:14:55,670 No, but it could have been, in a world where good things happen to me. 204 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,175 Yeah, well, that's not really where we live. 205 00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:57,910 No. 206 00:14:58,010 --> 00:15:00,110 Lucky. 207 00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:02,678 So, what happened? 208 00:15:02,810 --> 00:15:04,721 - All right. You ready? - Yeah. 209 00:15:04,850 --> 00:15:06,230 So there we are. 210 00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:07,790 Nine more floors to ride, just me and her. 211 00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:09,870 Hey, Summer. 212 00:15:09,970 --> 00:15:11,961 Hi. 213 00:15:13,090 --> 00:15:15,445 How was your weekend? 214 00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:17,447 It was good. 215 00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:19,270 Can you believe that shit? 216 00:15:19,370 --> 00:15:21,361 I'm sorry. What shit? 217 00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:22,924 I think I missed something. 218 00:15:23,024 --> 00:15:25,310 She said, "It was good." Emphasis on the "good." 219 00:15:25,410 --> 00:15:28,870 She basically said she spent the weekend having sex with some guy she met at the gym. 220 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,040 Skank. Whatever. I'm over it. 221 00:15:31,210 --> 00:15:32,677 What the hell is wrong with you? 222 00:15:32,777 --> 00:15:33,950 She's not interested in me. 223 00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:35,927 There's really nothing I can do about that. 224 00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:37,460 Just because she said it was good? 225 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:38,390 And some other things. 226 00:15:38,490 --> 00:15:40,670 Like, did she say, uh, "hey" instead of "hi"? 227 00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:44,710 I mean, 'cause you know that that- that means that she's a lesbian, right? 228 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,910 I gave her plenty of chances. 229 00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:50,639 I'm going to the supply room. Do you guys need anything? 230 00:15:50,770 --> 00:15:53,409 I think you know what I need. 231 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,030 Uh, toner. 232 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:01,166 Okay. Sure. No problem. 233 00:16:34,050 --> 00:16:35,353 Whatever, man. It's fine. 234 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:38,070 I don't need this crap really. I just, you know- 235 00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:41,242 I'm comfortable. I'm unhassled. 236 00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:45,529 People don't realize this, but loneliness- 237 00:16:47,650 --> 00:16:50,289 - It's underrated. - You could just ask her out. 238 00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:53,361 Don't be stupid. 239 00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:57,643 Hey. 240 00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:03,106 This Friday, all you can karaoke at the Mill. 241 00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:04,164 No. 242 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:04,959 Come on. 243 00:17:05,059 --> 00:17:07,350 They're not gonna let you back in there after last time. 244 00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:09,590 Ah, I wasn't that bad. 245 00:17:09,690 --> 00:17:12,682 Dude, you threw up on the stage, you tried to fight the bartender... 246 00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:14,641 and you threatened to burn the place down. 247 00:17:14,810 --> 00:17:16,155 But I didn't burn the place down. 248 00:17:16,255 --> 00:17:17,529 We're not going back there, man. 249 00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:19,018 Look. It's not like that, okay? 250 00:17:19,118 --> 00:17:21,199 It's a work thing. The whole office is going. 251 00:17:21,330 --> 00:17:23,798 - I can't go, even if I wanted- - You're not listening to me. 252 00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:27,286 - What? - The whole office is going. 253 00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:50,367 - Hi. - Hi. 254 00:17:50,490 --> 00:17:53,230 - They said you weren't coming. - You asked if I was- 255 00:17:53,330 --> 00:17:55,560 Goddamn. That song is brilliant! 256 00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:56,558 What's up, Hansen? 257 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:57,670 Summer. Summer- 258 00:17:57,770 --> 00:18:00,204 - That's me. - Come on up. 259 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,550 You- 260 00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:05,902 Okay. I'm new, so no making fun of me. 261 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,510 Whoo! 262 00:18:07,610 --> 00:18:09,919 Thanks, chief. 263 00:18:10,050 --> 00:18:11,950 - Ah, thanks. - Yeah, man. 264 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,244 Cheers. 265 00:18:46,970 --> 00:18:49,086 - Like, that's what I was- - I guess. 266 00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:51,110 - Hello. - Hi. 267 00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:53,790 I didn't, uh- I didn't know you were gonna join us. 268 00:18:53,890 --> 00:18:56,040 I would have gotten you, you know, a drink, or- 269 00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:58,047 - I'm good. - You're good? 270 00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:00,175 You- You were great- great up, uh, singing. 271 00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:01,230 Thank you. 272 00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:03,605 I wanted to sing "Born To Run," but they didn't have it. 273 00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:05,630 - I love "Born To Run." - Me too. 274 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:08,110 - Tom's from New Jersey. - Really? 275 00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:10,990 Yeah. I grew up there. Uh, I lived there till I was 12. 276 00:19:11,090 --> 00:19:12,910 I named my cat after Springsteen. 277 00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:14,910 No kidding. What-what was his name? 278 00:19:15,010 --> 00:19:16,966 Bruce. 279 00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:18,569 - Oh. - That makes sense. 280 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,230 So, do you have a boyfriend? 281 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,230 - No. - Why not? 282 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,750 - 'Cause I don't want one. - Come on. I don't believe that. 283 00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:31,790 You don't believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent? 284 00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:33,830 Are you a lesbian? 285 00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:36,030 No, I'm not a lesbian. 286 00:19:36,130 --> 00:19:38,350 I just don't feel comfortable being anyone's girlfriend. 287 00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:42,045 I don't actually feel comfortable being anyone's anything, you know. 288 00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:43,796 I don't know what you're talking about. 289 00:19:43,896 --> 00:19:44,590 Really? 290 00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:46,670 Nope. 291 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,750 Okay. Let me break it down for you. 292 00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:53,030 - Break it down. - Okay. I like being on my own. 293 00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:56,150 Relationships are messy, and people's feelings get hurt. 294 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,390 Who needs it? We're young. 295 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,950 We live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world. 296 00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:03,270 Might as well have fun while we can and... 297 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,710 save the serious stuff for later. 298 00:20:05,810 --> 00:20:09,030 Holy shit. You're a dude. She's a dude. 299 00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:13,169 Okay. But wait, wait. What happens if you fall in love? 300 00:20:13,290 --> 00:20:15,190 - What? 301 00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:17,246 Well, you don't believe that, do you? 302 00:20:17,370 --> 00:20:19,630 It's love. It's not Santa Claus. 303 00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:21,630 Well, what does that word even mean? 304 00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:24,767 I've been in relationships, and I don't think I've ever seen it. 305 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:25,731 Well, maybe that's- 306 00:20:25,831 --> 00:20:28,007 And most marriages end in divorce these days. 307 00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,390 - Like my parents. - Okay. Mine too, but- 308 00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:33,190 Me thinks the lady doth protest too much. 309 00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:36,470 The lady dothn't. 310 00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:39,590 There's no such thing as love. It's a fantasy. 311 00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:42,329 Well, I think you're wrong. 312 00:20:44,170 --> 00:20:46,470 Okay. Well, 313 00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:49,130 what is it that I'm missing then? 314 00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:53,645 I think you know it when you feel it. 315 00:20:56,850 --> 00:20:59,364 I guess we can just agree to disagree. 316 00:21:01,770 --> 00:21:03,750 Yeah. 317 00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:06,470 - Okay. Who's singing next? 318 00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:09,289 I nominate Young Werther here. 319 00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:11,480 - I'm not nearly drunk enough to- - Bartender. 320 00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:06,287 - It's not? - No, that's not it. 321 00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:08,287 - What is that then? - I don't know. That- 322 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,857 That- That's something, but that's not it. 323 00:22:09,957 --> 00:22:10,630 I know. 324 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,308 Ah, I used to watch it every week. 325 00:22:12,408 --> 00:22:13,110 Oh. Yeah! 326 00:22:13,210 --> 00:22:15,150 - It was the best show on TV. - I know. 327 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,480 Knight Rider? Come on. And the theme song is really good. 328 00:22:17,610 --> 00:22:18,490 So good. 329 00:22:18,590 --> 00:22:20,550 This is gonna bother me for a week. 330 00:22:20,650 --> 00:22:22,550 Me too. 331 00:22:36,290 --> 00:22:38,326 - You were amazing. - I know, buddy. 332 00:22:38,450 --> 00:22:40,327 You're amazing. 333 00:22:40,450 --> 00:22:42,350 - This was so much fun. - Yeah. 334 00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:44,630 You guys are so much- Wait! Wait! Hey. 335 00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:47,070 - What's up? - Not you. 336 00:22:47,170 --> 00:22:49,110 You. 337 00:22:49,210 --> 00:22:50,848 - He likes you. - Okay. 338 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,847 - He likes you, likes you! - Good night, McKenzie. 339 00:22:52,970 --> 00:22:54,109 Why don't you just tell her, Tom? 340 00:22:54,209 --> 00:22:54,870 Yeah. 341 00:22:54,970 --> 00:22:57,670 - You guys are the best! - Sorry you had to see that. He's- 342 00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:59,950 Happens every time we come here. He, uh- I don't know. 343 00:23:00,050 --> 00:23:01,927 Something about that guy and singing. 344 00:23:02,050 --> 00:23:04,030 - Is that true? - Yeah, yeah. 345 00:23:04,130 --> 00:23:07,167 He drinks, and he sings and just loses his shit. 346 00:23:07,290 --> 00:23:09,390 No, uh, not McKenzie. 347 00:23:09,490 --> 00:23:11,470 Um, the other thing. 348 00:23:11,570 --> 00:23:13,481 What thing? 349 00:23:14,570 --> 00:23:16,561 Do you... like me? 350 00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:21,910 Yeah. 351 00:23:22,010 --> 00:23:24,001 Yeah, of course I like you. 352 00:23:25,010 --> 00:23:26,966 As friends? 353 00:23:28,010 --> 00:23:30,030 Right. As friends. 354 00:23:30,130 --> 00:23:32,990 Just as friends? 355 00:23:33,090 --> 00:23:37,510 Yeah. I mean, I-I don't know. I hadn't really thought about, um- 356 00:23:37,610 --> 00:23:39,870 Yes. Why? 357 00:23:39,970 --> 00:23:43,246 No reason. I just- 358 00:23:43,370 --> 00:23:47,830 I think you're interesting, and I'd like for us to be friends. 359 00:23:47,930 --> 00:23:50,000 Is that all right? 360 00:23:52,050 --> 00:23:54,723 Yeah. It's, um- 361 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,969 Yeah. You and me, we should be friends. 362 00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:57,870 Mmm. 363 00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,006 Okay. Good. 364 00:24:08,850 --> 00:24:12,047 Well, I'm that way, so- 365 00:24:14,450 --> 00:24:17,123 - Okay. Well, good night. - Good night. 366 00:24:35,290 --> 00:24:38,123 - Hey. - Hi. 367 00:25:05,770 --> 00:25:08,603 So, that was fun the other night. 368 00:25:48,010 --> 00:25:49,887 - You son of a bitch. - Shh! 369 00:25:50,010 --> 00:25:51,767 The same girl you've been obsessing over for weeks now? 370 00:25:51,867 --> 00:25:52,910 I've not been obsessing. 371 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,524 The girl you said was out of your league, that you'd never have a chance with... 372 00:25:55,650 --> 00:25:56,685 - ... in a million years. That girl. - Paul, seriously. 373 00:25:56,810 --> 00:25:58,289 - Did you bang her? - No. 374 00:25:58,410 --> 00:26:00,275 - What, hum job? Hand job? - No. 375 00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:01,150 Man, no. 376 00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:05,710 No jobs. I'm still unemployed. We- We kissed. 377 00:26:05,810 --> 00:26:08,550 Level with me, man. Come on. This is your best friend, huh? 378 00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:12,120 Your best friend who tolerated you whining about this girl for weeks on end. 379 00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:13,310 - Paul- - You were essentially stalking her! 380 00:26:13,410 --> 00:26:15,150 - Paul! Shh! 381 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:21,750 - Hi. - Hey. 382 00:26:21,850 --> 00:26:24,110 - I'm Summer. - Summer. 383 00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:27,520 - I'm Paul. - Hi, Paul. Nice to meet you. 384 00:26:31,570 --> 00:26:35,279 Well, I gotta go. I gotta do some, you know. 385 00:26:35,410 --> 00:26:36,098 Yeah, man. 386 00:26:36,198 --> 00:26:38,390 Um, pretend I was never here. 387 00:26:38,490 --> 00:26:41,230 Oh, wait! Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. Um, if any jobs come up- 388 00:26:41,330 --> 00:26:43,630 Thanks, Paul! See ya! 389 00:26:46,490 --> 00:26:51,270 He's, uh, you know, an old friend. 390 00:26:51,370 --> 00:26:53,565 If you heard any of, um- 391 00:26:53,690 --> 00:26:56,070 - Heard what? - Nothing. You wanna go? 392 00:26:56,170 --> 00:26:58,843 Yeah. I'm stalking. I mean, I'm starving. 393 00:27:02,810 --> 00:27:05,670 Ah, hon? 394 00:27:05,770 --> 00:27:07,726 Our sink is broken. 395 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:15,400 Man, all of our sinks are broken. 396 00:27:22,770 --> 00:27:24,710 What are we looking for again? 397 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,990 - Uh, trivets. - How 'bout a fly gel? 398 00:27:27,090 --> 00:27:29,126 No, I don't think so. 399 00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:32,190 No? You don't want a fly gel? 400 00:27:32,290 --> 00:27:34,281 Home sweet home. 401 00:27:36,770 --> 00:27:40,350 Our place really is lovely, isn't it? 402 00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:42,350 Yes. 403 00:27:42,450 --> 00:27:44,600 Ooh! Idol's on. 404 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,630 The TV's not working. 405 00:27:54,730 --> 00:27:56,950 Oh. 406 00:27:57,050 --> 00:28:00,750 Well, I'm famished. 407 00:28:00,850 --> 00:28:02,761 Let's eat. 408 00:28:07,890 --> 00:28:09,830 Mmm. Smells delicious. 409 00:28:09,930 --> 00:28:13,969 Oh, honey, that's because it is delicious. 410 00:28:15,050 --> 00:28:17,070 I made it myself. 411 00:28:17,170 --> 00:28:19,430 Bald eagle. Your favorite. 412 00:28:19,530 --> 00:28:21,964 Mm-hmm. 413 00:28:27,130 --> 00:28:29,630 The sink's broken. 414 00:28:29,730 --> 00:28:31,846 Well, that's okay, because... 415 00:28:34,050 --> 00:28:36,510 that's why we bought a home with two kitchens. 416 00:28:36,610 --> 00:28:38,870 You're so smart. 417 00:28:38,970 --> 00:28:41,310 I'll race you to the bedroom. 418 00:29:01,730 --> 00:29:05,070 Darling, I don't know how to tell you this, 419 00:29:05,170 --> 00:29:09,368 but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom. 420 00:29:27,930 --> 00:29:29,807 This is fun. 421 00:29:32,610 --> 00:29:34,521 Thanks. 422 00:29:39,130 --> 00:29:41,030 Hey, um, 423 00:29:41,130 --> 00:29:44,350 I just wanna tell you that, um, 424 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,522 I'm not really looking... 425 00:29:47,650 --> 00:29:51,245 for anything... serious. 426 00:29:54,010 --> 00:29:56,710 Is that okay? 427 00:29:56,810 --> 00:29:58,721 Yeah. 428 00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:03,910 'Cause some people kind of freak out when they hear that. 429 00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:06,510 No, not me. 430 00:30:06,610 --> 00:30:08,950 You sure? 431 00:30:09,050 --> 00:30:12,963 Yeah. Like, casual, right? Take it slow. 432 00:30:13,090 --> 00:30:15,030 Right. 433 00:30:15,130 --> 00:30:17,121 No pressure. 434 00:30:50,490 --> 00:30:52,799 Can you, uh- Can you wait one second? 435 00:31:00,530 --> 00:31:04,190 Okay. Settle. She's just a girl. 436 00:31:04,290 --> 00:31:06,230 Just a girl. 437 00:31:06,330 --> 00:31:08,950 She wants to keep it casual, 438 00:31:09,050 --> 00:31:11,518 which is why she's in my bed right now. 439 00:31:11,650 --> 00:31:14,244 But that's casual. That's what casual people do. 440 00:31:16,130 --> 00:31:18,121 That's fine. That's great. 441 00:31:24,490 --> 00:31:26,481 - Hi. - Hi. 442 00:33:39,170 --> 00:33:41,809 You know, I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna get Alfredo's number. 443 00:33:41,930 --> 00:33:43,841 - Okay. - And I'll- And I'll bring it to you. 444 00:33:43,970 --> 00:33:44,880 - Okay. - Okay? 445 00:33:45,010 --> 00:33:46,150 Is this Solitaire? 446 00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:48,844 So, did you get her back yet or what? 447 00:33:51,570 --> 00:33:53,561 Working on it. 448 00:33:56,890 --> 00:33:58,927 Hey, maybe you should write a book. 449 00:33:59,027 --> 00:33:59,950 What? 450 00:34:00,050 --> 00:34:02,830 Well, you know, Henry Miller said the best way to get over a woman... 451 00:34:02,930 --> 00:34:04,870 is to turn her into literature. 452 00:34:04,970 --> 00:34:07,790 Well, that guy had a lot more sex than me. 453 00:34:11,930 --> 00:34:14,270 Oh, this is it! This is it! 454 00:34:14,370 --> 00:34:16,350 So great to hear from you. 455 00:34:16,450 --> 00:34:18,390 I can't this week, but maybe next? 456 00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:20,606 I hope this means you're ready to be friends. 457 00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:40,030 Yeah, that's it. That is it. 458 00:34:40,130 --> 00:34:42,590 Your girl is losing it. 459 00:34:42,690 --> 00:34:45,158 Can you just be serious, for just a second? 460 00:34:45,290 --> 00:34:47,360 - I am being totally serious. - No, you're joking around. 461 00:34:47,530 --> 00:34:50,110 - No, I am not joking around. - "Octopus's Garden"? 462 00:34:50,210 --> 00:34:52,830 Yes, "Octopus's Garden" is the best Beatles song ever recorded. 463 00:34:52,930 --> 00:34:54,710 Why don't you just say "Piggies"? 464 00:34:54,810 --> 00:34:56,801 Come on. I love Ringo Starr! 465 00:34:56,930 --> 00:35:00,605 - Nobody loves Ringo Starr. - That's what I love about him. 466 00:35:02,930 --> 00:35:04,841 No, no. 467 00:35:07,490 --> 00:35:10,030 Ooh, this looks good. 468 00:35:10,130 --> 00:35:12,390 Gets really good reviews. 469 00:35:15,890 --> 00:35:20,122 You know what? That looks pretty doable. 470 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:23,110 - Why are you asking me now? - Because this was your idea. 471 00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:27,166 - Put your hand there. - Wait one second. 472 00:35:27,290 --> 00:35:28,329 Okay. 473 00:35:28,429 --> 00:35:31,430 - Three, two, one! - One. 474 00:35:34,610 --> 00:35:38,239 Yeah, the street level isn't so exciting, but- 475 00:35:48,010 --> 00:35:51,150 The Fine Arts Building. 476 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:55,414 The guys who designed this, Walker and Eisen, are... 477 00:35:55,514 --> 00:35:56,950 two of my favorites. 478 00:36:11,890 --> 00:36:13,990 - This is my favorite spot. - This is? 479 00:36:14,090 --> 00:36:16,430 This is your favorite spot? 480 00:36:16,530 --> 00:36:18,790 Right here. 481 00:36:18,890 --> 00:36:21,790 How come? 482 00:36:21,890 --> 00:36:25,007 Uh, I don't know. It's kind of hard to explain, I guess. 483 00:36:25,130 --> 00:36:27,830 Well, try. 484 00:36:27,930 --> 00:36:30,670 Um- Well, okay. 485 00:36:30,770 --> 00:36:34,550 Like, that building- that's, uh- 486 00:36:34,650 --> 00:36:37,350 That's been there since 1911. 487 00:36:37,450 --> 00:36:40,550 And that- that's the Continental. That's L.A.'s first skyscraper. 488 00:36:40,650 --> 00:36:43,030 It was built in 1904. 489 00:36:43,130 --> 00:36:44,830 What is that? 490 00:36:44,930 --> 00:36:46,921 That? 491 00:36:47,050 --> 00:36:50,070 - That's a parking lot. - Oh! 492 00:36:50,170 --> 00:36:53,640 Yeah. That's- That's also a parking lot. 493 00:36:54,930 --> 00:36:57,390 That's, um- Yeah. 494 00:36:57,490 --> 00:37:00,004 There's a lot of beautiful stuff here too though. 495 00:37:03,010 --> 00:37:03,892 I don't know. 496 00:37:03,992 --> 00:37:07,150 I just... wish people would notice it more. 497 00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:11,150 If it were me, then, uh- 498 00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:13,550 If it were you what? 499 00:37:13,650 --> 00:37:16,722 I don't know. I think I'd... make 'em notice. 500 00:37:17,730 --> 00:37:20,085 How would you make them notice? 501 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:23,509 I don't know. 502 00:37:23,609 --> 00:37:26,150 There's a lot of different stuff you could do. 503 00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:28,718 Show me. 504 00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:32,399 Please. I don't know anything about architecture. 505 00:37:32,570 --> 00:37:34,307 You want me to draw you something? 506 00:37:34,407 --> 00:37:35,243 Yeah. 507 00:37:35,410 --> 00:37:38,800 - I don't have any paper. - Well, use my arm. 508 00:37:41,010 --> 00:37:42,966 Please, I need a tattoo. 509 00:37:43,090 --> 00:37:46,685 - Well, let's see your arm. - That's the spirit. 510 00:37:49,330 --> 00:37:53,270 Well, the buildings need to be integrated better, so- 511 00:37:53,370 --> 00:37:56,282 You could maximize light capacity here. 512 00:38:20,690 --> 00:38:22,670 It's kind of messy. 513 00:38:22,770 --> 00:38:24,761 That's okay. 514 00:38:36,530 --> 00:38:40,830 For Tom Hansen, this was the night where everything changed. 515 00:38:40,930 --> 00:38:44,230 That wall Summer so often hid behind- 516 00:38:44,330 --> 00:38:47,925 the wall of distance, of space, of casual- 517 00:38:49,290 --> 00:38:52,168 that wall was slowly coming down. 518 00:38:53,610 --> 00:38:55,950 For here was Tom, in her world, 519 00:38:56,050 --> 00:39:00,470 a place few had been invited to see with their own eyes. 520 00:39:00,570 --> 00:39:02,790 And here was Summer, wanting him there. 521 00:39:02,890 --> 00:39:05,630 Him, no one else. 522 00:39:05,730 --> 00:39:07,106 Have you ever been in a tornado? 523 00:39:07,206 --> 00:39:07,910 No. 524 00:39:08,010 --> 00:39:11,750 It's that and my teeth falling out. 525 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:13,750 - I have that too! - You do? 526 00:39:13,850 --> 00:39:17,230 Yeah! It's so weird. It's like being an old man. 527 00:39:17,330 --> 00:39:20,070 What else do you have? 528 00:39:20,170 --> 00:39:22,190 Um, earthquakes? 529 00:39:22,290 --> 00:39:24,510 - Really? - No. 530 00:39:27,410 --> 00:39:32,230 You know, I dream sometimes about flying. 531 00:39:32,330 --> 00:39:35,310 It starts out like I'm running really, really fast. 532 00:39:35,410 --> 00:39:37,310 I'm, like, superhuman. 533 00:39:37,410 --> 00:39:40,710 And the terrain starts to get really rocky and steep. 534 00:39:40,810 --> 00:39:44,590 And then I'm running so fast that my feet aren't even touching the ground. 535 00:39:44,690 --> 00:39:49,320 And I'm floating, and it's like this amazing, amazing realness. 536 00:39:50,890 --> 00:39:53,150 I'm free. I'm safe. 537 00:39:53,250 --> 00:39:56,070 Then I realize, 538 00:39:56,170 --> 00:39:58,809 I'm completely alone. 539 00:40:01,770 --> 00:40:04,230 And then I wake up. 540 00:40:04,330 --> 00:40:06,310 As he listened, Tom began to realize... 541 00:40:06,410 --> 00:40:09,846 that these weren't stories routinely told. 542 00:40:09,970 --> 00:40:13,270 These were stories one had to earn. 543 00:40:13,370 --> 00:40:16,350 He could feel the wall coming down. 544 00:40:16,450 --> 00:40:19,750 He wondered if anyone else had made it this far. 545 00:40:19,850 --> 00:40:23,830 which is why the next six words changed everything. 546 00:40:23,930 --> 00:40:26,922 I've never told anybody that before. 547 00:40:31,010 --> 00:40:32,990 I guess I'm not just anybody. 548 00:40:33,090 --> 00:40:35,558 - So what are you exactly? 549 00:40:35,690 --> 00:40:37,630 - I don't know. - Are you her boyfriend? 550 00:40:37,730 --> 00:40:39,925 - It's not that simple. - Sure, it is. 551 00:40:40,050 --> 00:40:42,150 - What, like, are we going steady? - Come on, guys. 552 00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:44,870 You know, we're- we're adults. We know how we feel. 553 00:40:44,970 --> 00:40:46,950 We don't need to put labels on it. 554 00:40:47,050 --> 00:40:48,950 I mean, "boyfriend,"girlfriend." 555 00:40:49,050 --> 00:40:52,520 All that stuff is- it's really juvenile. 556 00:40:52,690 --> 00:40:55,070 - You sound gay. - You really do. 557 00:40:55,170 --> 00:40:57,070 Okay, first of all, 558 00:40:57,170 --> 00:41:01,110 your last girlfriend was Amy Sussman in the seventh grade, 559 00:41:01,210 --> 00:41:03,910 and you dated for, like, three hours. 560 00:41:04,010 --> 00:41:08,925 And you, you've been with Robyn since what, like 1998? 561 00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:11,439 - '97. - '97. See. 562 00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:14,310 Shoot. 563 00:41:14,410 --> 00:41:18,642 I don't think the two of you are exactly authorities on modern relationships. 564 00:41:24,610 --> 00:41:27,310 - So, what should I do? - You should ask her. 565 00:41:27,410 --> 00:41:29,310 - What? 566 00:41:29,410 --> 00:41:32,030 Well, why rock the boat, is what I'm thinking. 567 00:41:32,130 --> 00:41:34,110 I mean, things are going well. 568 00:41:34,210 --> 00:41:36,770 You start putting labels on it, that's like the kiss of death. 569 00:41:36,890 --> 00:41:40,670 - It's like saying, "l love you." - Yeah, I know what you mean. 570 00:41:40,770 --> 00:41:43,648 That's what happened between me and Sean. 571 00:41:43,770 --> 00:41:46,330 - Who the hell's Sean? - My boyfriend before Mark. 572 00:41:46,450 --> 00:41:48,725 Who the-? Never mind. 573 00:41:48,850 --> 00:41:50,279 So, what you're saying- 574 00:41:50,379 --> 00:41:52,630 I'm saying you do want to ask her. 575 00:41:52,730 --> 00:41:53,610 It's obvious. 576 00:41:53,710 --> 00:41:55,830 You're just afraid you'll get an answer you don't want, 577 00:41:55,930 --> 00:42:00,030 which will shatter all the illusions of how great these past few months have been. 578 00:42:00,130 --> 00:42:02,030 Now look, if it were me, 579 00:42:02,130 --> 00:42:04,550 I'd find out now before you show up at her place... 580 00:42:04,650 --> 00:42:08,630 and, well, she's in bed with Lars from Norway. 581 00:42:08,730 --> 00:42:11,510 Who's Lars from Norway? 582 00:42:11,610 --> 00:42:13,510 Just some guy she met at the gym... 583 00:42:13,610 --> 00:42:17,125 with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs. 584 00:42:19,130 --> 00:42:21,598 Wait! No, Coach. We're not done here. 585 00:42:21,730 --> 00:42:23,710 - Rachel! - Look, it's easy, Tom. 586 00:42:23,810 --> 00:42:25,801 Just don't be a pussy. 587 00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:45,199 You okay? 588 00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:48,390 - Yeah. - You sure? 589 00:42:48,490 --> 00:42:51,129 Summer, I gotta ask you something. 590 00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:53,241 - What? - What are we, um- 591 00:42:55,290 --> 00:42:58,070 - What are we doing? - I thought we were going to the movies. 592 00:42:58,170 --> 00:43:00,590 Yeah. Nah. I mean, like, what are we, like- 593 00:43:00,690 --> 00:43:03,270 What's going on here, with us? 594 00:43:03,370 --> 00:43:05,326 I don't know. 595 00:43:06,730 --> 00:43:08,846 Who cares? 596 00:43:08,970 --> 00:43:09,806 I'm happy. 597 00:43:09,906 --> 00:43:11,950 - Aren't you happy? - Yeah. 598 00:43:12,050 --> 00:43:13,950 Good. 599 00:43:49,850 --> 00:43:51,830 London, 1964. 600 00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:53,870 Those girls knew how to dress. 601 00:43:53,970 --> 00:43:57,550 Nowadays, it's all these giant sunglasses... 602 00:43:57,650 --> 00:43:59,870 and tattoos. 603 00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:02,190 It's handbags with little dogs in them. 604 00:44:02,290 --> 00:44:06,283 - Who okayed this? - Some people like it. 605 00:44:08,050 --> 00:44:10,070 I like how you dress. 606 00:44:10,170 --> 00:44:13,670 I was thinking about getting a butterfly tattoo about yea big on my ankle. 607 00:44:13,770 --> 00:44:15,790 No. 608 00:44:15,890 --> 00:44:17,550 Oh. 609 00:44:17,650 --> 00:44:19,910 Yo. 610 00:44:20,010 --> 00:44:21,910 How's it going? 611 00:44:22,010 --> 00:44:24,150 Uh, okay. 612 00:44:24,250 --> 00:44:26,480 You live around here? 613 00:44:26,610 --> 00:44:28,750 Um, yeah, not too far. 614 00:44:28,850 --> 00:44:31,110 I've never seen you here before. 615 00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:33,350 You're not too observant. 616 00:44:33,450 --> 00:44:36,442 That's funny. You're funny. 617 00:44:36,570 --> 00:44:39,038 - So let me buy you a drink. - No, thank you. 618 00:44:41,290 --> 00:44:43,390 - You with this guy? - Hey, I'm Tom. 619 00:44:43,490 --> 00:44:44,188 Whatever. 620 00:44:44,288 --> 00:44:46,070 So, come on. One drink. What are you drinking? 621 00:44:46,170 --> 00:44:48,310 I said no, thanks. 622 00:44:48,410 --> 00:44:50,287 You're serious? This guy? 623 00:44:50,410 --> 00:44:52,350 - Hey, buddy... - You know what? Don't be rude. 624 00:44:52,450 --> 00:44:54,470 I'm flattered, but I'm not interested. 625 00:44:54,570 --> 00:44:58,529 So why don't you go over there and leave us alone? Thanks. 626 00:45:00,530 --> 00:45:02,521 It's a free country. 627 00:45:11,610 --> 00:45:14,761 I can't believe this is your boyfriend. 628 00:45:21,650 --> 00:45:23,750 What are you doing? 629 00:45:25,850 --> 00:45:28,830 It was really just a crazy thing. 630 00:45:28,930 --> 00:45:32,270 It happened like- It felt like it happened fast, but really, 631 00:45:32,370 --> 00:45:35,430 it-it also felt like it was happening really slowly, 632 00:45:35,530 --> 00:45:37,486 like everything all was just- 633 00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:41,230 I don't know. It doesn't feel like you think it would- 634 00:45:41,330 --> 00:45:44,030 Hey, what's the matter? 635 00:45:44,130 --> 00:45:47,030 I just- I can't believe you. 636 00:45:47,130 --> 00:45:49,350 You can't believe me? 637 00:45:49,450 --> 00:45:52,150 You were so completely, completely uncool in there. 638 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:56,323 Wait. Are you mad at me? I just got my ass kicked for you. 639 00:45:56,450 --> 00:45:58,710 Oh, really? Was that for me? Was that for my benefit? 640 00:45:58,810 --> 00:46:00,430 Yes, it was. 641 00:46:00,530 --> 00:46:02,870 Okay, well, next time don't, 'cause I don't need your help. 642 00:46:02,970 --> 00:46:06,440 You know what? I'm really tired. 643 00:46:09,090 --> 00:46:11,445 Can we talk about this tomorrow? 644 00:46:24,330 --> 00:46:26,270 No. You know what? 645 00:46:26,370 --> 00:46:29,790 I'm not going anywhere till you tell me what's going on. 646 00:46:29,890 --> 00:46:31,881 Nothing's going on. 647 00:46:34,010 --> 00:46:35,921 We're just- 648 00:46:37,130 --> 00:46:40,247 What? We're just what? 649 00:46:40,410 --> 00:46:44,119 - We're just friends. - No! Don't pull that with me! 650 00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:46,230 Don't even try to- 651 00:46:46,330 --> 00:46:49,670 This is not how you treat your friend. 652 00:46:49,770 --> 00:46:53,790 Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in IKEA? 653 00:46:53,890 --> 00:46:56,723 Shower sex? Come on! Friends, my balls! 654 00:47:03,210 --> 00:47:05,644 I like you, Tom. I just don't want a relationship- 655 00:47:05,770 --> 00:47:08,230 Well, you're not the only one that gets a say in this! 656 00:47:08,330 --> 00:47:11,350 I do too! And I say we're a couple, goddamn it! 657 00:47:17,810 --> 00:47:19,846 After you, please. 658 00:48:34,330 --> 00:48:36,321 I shouldn't have done that. 659 00:48:38,050 --> 00:48:40,870 - Done what? - Gotten mad at you. 660 00:48:40,970 --> 00:48:42,881 I'm sorry. 661 00:48:46,930 --> 00:48:50,950 Look, we don't have to put a label on it. 662 00:48:51,050 --> 00:48:53,041 That's fine. I get it. 663 00:48:53,170 --> 00:48:56,230 But, you know, I just- I need some consistency. 664 00:48:56,330 --> 00:48:58,670 I know. 665 00:48:58,770 --> 00:49:01,750 I need to know that you're not gonna wake up in the morning... 666 00:49:01,850 --> 00:49:04,489 and... feel differently. 667 00:49:11,410 --> 00:49:14,230 And I can't give you that. 668 00:49:14,330 --> 00:49:16,241 Nobody can. 669 00:49:25,370 --> 00:49:27,790 That hurt? I'm sorry. 670 00:49:27,890 --> 00:49:30,390 No, it doesn't hurt. 671 00:49:30,490 --> 00:49:32,799 I like you. 672 00:49:34,890 --> 00:49:36,881 All right. 673 00:49:49,130 --> 00:49:50,968 Shh. Well, what about you? 674 00:49:51,068 --> 00:49:53,601 Did you ever even have a boyfriend? 675 00:49:53,730 --> 00:49:55,630 - Well, of course. - Yeah? 676 00:49:55,730 --> 00:49:57,670 - Yeah. - Well, tell me about them. 677 00:49:57,770 --> 00:49:59,670 - No. - Oh? Why not? 678 00:49:59,770 --> 00:50:02,030 Because it's not important. 679 00:50:02,130 --> 00:50:04,630 I'm interested. 680 00:50:07,770 --> 00:50:09,840 All right. Fine. You want to go there? 681 00:50:09,970 --> 00:50:12,120 - Yeah. I can take it. - Fine. 682 00:50:15,450 --> 00:50:17,750 So- 683 00:50:17,850 --> 00:50:20,922 Well, in high school there was Markus. 684 00:50:21,050 --> 00:50:23,310 - Quarterback-slash-homecoming king? 685 00:50:23,410 --> 00:50:25,924 No. He was a rower. 686 00:50:27,130 --> 00:50:29,030 He was very hot. 687 00:50:30,970 --> 00:50:34,645 For a brief time in college there was, um- there was Charlie. 688 00:50:37,210 --> 00:50:39,121 She was nice, but- 689 00:50:40,210 --> 00:50:42,950 And then there was my semester in Sienna. 690 00:50:43,050 --> 00:50:45,041 Fernando Belardelli. 691 00:50:47,770 --> 00:50:49,630 Also known as "The Puma." 692 00:50:49,730 --> 00:50:53,166 - The Puma? - Yeah, The Puma, 'cause, you know. 693 00:50:56,810 --> 00:50:58,960 So- 694 00:50:59,130 --> 00:51:02,310 - Oh, that's it? - The ones that lasted, yeah. 695 00:51:02,410 --> 00:51:04,830 What happened? Why- Why didn't they work out? 696 00:51:04,930 --> 00:51:07,710 What always happens. Life. 697 00:51:13,490 --> 00:51:15,510 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 698 00:51:15,610 --> 00:51:18,568 No, it's not. It's awesome. Trust me. 699 00:51:18,690 --> 00:51:20,601 I'm serious. 700 00:51:21,850 --> 00:51:23,806 I'll go first. 701 00:51:25,490 --> 00:51:28,209 Penis. 702 00:51:36,810 --> 00:51:38,710 Penis. 703 00:51:38,810 --> 00:51:40,960 - Penis! - Penis! 704 00:51:41,130 --> 00:51:43,007 - Penis! - There's kids around. 705 00:51:43,130 --> 00:51:45,485 There are no kids around. 706 00:51:45,610 --> 00:51:47,760 - Penis! - Penis! 707 00:51:47,890 --> 00:51:50,030 - You having fun? - Yeah. 708 00:51:50,130 --> 00:51:52,430 This is the kind of thing you did with The Puma, isn't it? 709 00:51:52,530 --> 00:51:55,790 Oh, we rarely left the room. 710 00:51:55,890 --> 00:51:58,050 Penis! 711 00:51:58,170 --> 00:51:58,990 Sorry. Tourette's. 712 00:51:59,090 --> 00:52:00,265 - You know how it is. - Penis! 713 00:52:00,390 --> 00:52:02,281 - She has it too. Penis! - Penis! 714 00:52:02,410 --> 00:52:06,446 - Shh. Everyone's looking over here. - I'm done. I'm done. 715 00:52:06,570 --> 00:52:07,990 - Are you done? - I'm done. 716 00:52:08,090 --> 00:52:09,330 - You're done? - Yeah. 717 00:52:09,430 --> 00:52:12,070 This is too much. Unleash me. I'm done. 718 00:52:12,170 --> 00:52:14,161 - Promise? - I promise. 719 00:52:16,350 --> 00:52:17,550 I promise. 720 00:52:17,650 --> 00:52:19,910 Penis! 721 00:52:34,010 --> 00:52:37,110 - It's very complex. - Mmm. 722 00:52:37,210 --> 00:52:40,230 In a way, it sort of, like, 723 00:52:40,330 --> 00:52:43,110 says... so much... 724 00:52:43,210 --> 00:52:45,990 by... 725 00:52:46,090 --> 00:52:48,365 saying so little. 726 00:52:54,370 --> 00:52:57,726 - Do you want to go to the movies? - Yep. 727 00:53:57,570 --> 00:53:59,470 Suffering. 728 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:02,164 So much suffering. 729 00:54:04,170 --> 00:54:06,070 - Suffering. - Suffering. 730 00:54:45,530 --> 00:54:47,430 T-Tom? 731 00:54:47,530 --> 00:54:50,044 Mr. Vance would like to see you in his office. 732 00:54:51,730 --> 00:54:53,870 Tom. 733 00:54:53,970 --> 00:54:56,110 Have a seat. 734 00:54:59,410 --> 00:55:02,630 Has something happened to you recently? 735 00:55:02,730 --> 00:55:04,710 What do you mean? 736 00:55:04,810 --> 00:55:08,270 A death in the family, someone taken ill, anything like that. 737 00:55:08,370 --> 00:55:10,281 No. 738 00:55:11,770 --> 00:55:14,030 Look, I don't mean to pry, but... 739 00:55:14,130 --> 00:55:16,200 does this have something to do with Summer leaving? 740 00:55:16,330 --> 00:55:19,447 - Who? - My assistant. 741 00:55:19,570 --> 00:55:23,688 - Your. Um- - Tom, everyone knows. 742 00:55:26,010 --> 00:55:27,990 Never mind. 743 00:55:28,090 --> 00:55:31,950 The reason I'm asking is, lately your work performance... 744 00:55:32,050 --> 00:55:34,723 has been... a little off. 745 00:55:34,850 --> 00:55:37,750 - I'm not following. - Okay. 746 00:55:37,850 --> 00:55:40,350 Um, here's something that you wrote last week. 747 00:55:40,450 --> 00:55:43,510 Uh, "Roses are red, violets are blue. 748 00:55:43,610 --> 00:55:45,830 Fuck you, whore." 749 00:55:45,930 --> 00:55:48,683 Now, most shoppers at Valentine's Day- 750 00:55:48,810 --> 00:55:51,670 - Mr. Vance, are you firing me? - No. No. 751 00:55:51,770 --> 00:55:54,790 Relax, Hansen. You're one of the good ones. 752 00:55:54,890 --> 00:55:57,510 Okay. Uh, yeah, I'm sorry. 753 00:55:57,610 --> 00:55:59,590 Things have been a little difficult. 754 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:03,030 That's okay. I completely understand that. 755 00:56:03,130 --> 00:56:07,510 I'm just saying that perhaps you could channel those energies, 756 00:56:07,610 --> 00:56:10,966 um, into something like this. 757 00:56:14,650 --> 00:56:16,590 Funerals and sympathy. 758 00:56:16,690 --> 00:56:20,030 Misery, sadness, loss of faith, 759 00:56:20,130 --> 00:56:22,246 no reason to live. 760 00:56:22,370 --> 00:56:24,838 This is perfect for you. 761 00:56:24,970 --> 00:56:27,430 - Uh... - Good. Okay. 762 00:56:27,530 --> 00:56:29,919 Now back to work you go. 763 00:56:31,570 --> 00:56:36,690 Thank you. 764 00:56:52,170 --> 00:56:54,047 - Hey. - Hey. 765 00:56:54,170 --> 00:56:55,754 Don't you have, like, 20 cards to write by Friday? 766 00:56:55,854 --> 00:56:56,790 Nope. All done. 767 00:56:56,890 --> 00:56:57,847 Really? Can you help me? 768 00:56:57,947 --> 00:56:59,910 'Cause I've run out of ways to say "congrats." 769 00:57:00,010 --> 00:57:03,710 Okay. I got "Good job," "Well done" and "Way to go." 770 00:57:03,810 --> 00:57:05,430 That's it. 771 00:57:05,530 --> 00:57:09,603 How 'bout, "Every day you make me proud, 772 00:57:10,610 --> 00:57:12,680 but today you get a card." 773 00:57:12,810 --> 00:57:15,324 - Shit, that's good! - I know. 774 00:57:16,370 --> 00:57:19,750 Have you tried "Merry"? 775 00:57:19,850 --> 00:57:23,150 Wow! That's perfect! Merry! Wow! 776 00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:26,270 We've been stuck on this for an hour. 777 00:57:26,370 --> 00:57:29,646 Hmm. How about... 778 00:57:35,050 --> 00:57:37,030 "I love us"? 779 00:57:37,130 --> 00:57:38,609 Aw. 780 00:57:40,770 --> 00:57:42,230 I hate Summer. 781 00:57:42,330 --> 00:57:44,390 I hate her crooked teeth. 782 00:57:44,490 --> 00:57:46,150 I hate her 1960s haircut. 783 00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:47,950 I hate her knobby knees. 784 00:57:48,050 --> 00:57:50,910 And I hate her cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck. 785 00:57:51,010 --> 00:57:53,910 I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks. 786 00:57:54,010 --> 00:57:56,524 And I hate the way she sounds when she laughs. 787 00:58:01,090 --> 00:58:03,081 I hate this song! 788 00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:07,910 Son, you're gonna have to exit the vehicle. 789 00:58:08,010 --> 00:58:10,150 I normally don't do blind dates, 790 00:58:10,250 --> 00:58:13,242 but Paul and Robyn spoke very highly of you. 791 00:58:13,370 --> 00:58:14,088 Ah. 792 00:58:14,188 --> 00:58:15,790 They said you write greeting cards. 793 00:58:15,890 --> 00:58:17,870 That's so interesting. I wanted to write. 794 00:58:17,970 --> 00:58:20,230 I actually majored in English in college, 795 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:22,286 but what are you gonna do with that degree? 796 00:58:22,410 --> 00:58:23,786 I went to Brown. Where did you go? 797 00:58:23,886 --> 00:58:24,550 Alison. 798 00:58:24,650 --> 00:58:26,550 Hmm? 799 00:58:26,650 --> 00:58:28,910 Listen, it's great to meet you, 800 00:58:29,010 --> 00:58:31,390 and... you're a very attractive girl. 801 00:58:31,490 --> 00:58:34,448 I just wanted to say up front that this isn't- 802 00:58:34,570 --> 00:58:38,006 - It's not gonna go anywhere. - Oh. 803 00:58:38,130 --> 00:58:41,750 I liked this girl. I mean, I loved her. 804 00:58:41,850 --> 00:58:43,750 What does she do? 805 00:58:43,850 --> 00:58:47,479 She took a giant shit on my face. 806 00:58:47,610 --> 00:58:50,078 - Literally. - Literally? 807 00:58:51,170 --> 00:58:54,310 Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus. 808 00:58:54,410 --> 00:58:56,605 What's the matter with you? 809 00:58:56,730 --> 00:58:58,641 The point is, 810 00:59:00,010 --> 00:59:02,070 I'm messed up. I am. 811 00:59:02,170 --> 00:59:04,400 You know, on the one hand, I want to forget her. 812 00:59:04,530 --> 00:59:06,430 On the other hand, 813 00:59:06,530 --> 00:59:10,808 I know that she's the only person in the entire universe that will make me happy. 814 00:59:10,930 --> 00:59:12,870 - Mm-hmm. - You ever do this? 815 00:59:12,970 --> 00:59:15,443 You think back on the times you had with someone, 816 00:59:15,543 --> 00:59:17,590 replay it in your head over and over again, 817 00:59:17,690 --> 00:59:20,966 and you look for those first signs of trouble. 818 00:59:23,610 --> 00:59:25,550 There's two options really. 819 00:59:25,650 --> 00:59:28,710 Either... she's an evil, 820 00:59:28,810 --> 00:59:32,070 emotionless, miserable human being, 821 00:59:32,170 --> 00:59:36,230 or... she's a robot. 822 00:59:36,330 --> 00:59:38,286 Small Wonder. You know, Vicki. 823 00:59:38,410 --> 00:59:41,402 - That would explain a lot actually. - Can I ask you a question? 824 00:59:42,850 --> 00:59:43,726 Yeah. 825 00:59:43,826 --> 00:59:45,876 - She never cheated on you? - No. Never. 826 00:59:45,976 --> 00:59:49,430 She ever take advantage of you in any way? 827 00:59:49,530 --> 00:59:51,430 No. 828 00:59:51,530 --> 00:59:55,648 And she told you up front that she didn't want a boyfriend. 829 00:59:57,050 --> 00:59:59,245 Yeah. 830 01:00:03,530 --> 01:00:06,190 I got a great idea. 831 01:00:19,850 --> 01:00:22,790 Oh, fine! Go! That's fine. See ya. 832 01:00:22,890 --> 01:00:25,962 Waste of time. You don't look anything like Summer. 833 01:00:27,570 --> 01:00:31,550 Now departing on Track 2, Pacific Surfliner. 834 01:00:31,650 --> 01:00:33,830 Full service to Santa Barbara. 835 01:00:33,930 --> 01:00:35,886 All aboard, please. 836 01:00:43,330 --> 01:00:45,207 - Hey, baby. - Hey, you here? 837 01:00:45,330 --> 01:00:47,286 - Hell no. - What do you mean, "Hell no"? 838 01:00:47,410 --> 01:00:49,990 - I'm not going to that. - Yes, you are. 839 01:00:50,090 --> 01:00:52,030 No, man. It's gonna be all old people. 840 01:00:52,130 --> 01:00:54,470 Yeah, but you said you were going. That's why I'm going. 841 01:00:54,570 --> 01:00:57,368 And that's why I called her last night, told her I was sick. 842 01:00:57,490 --> 01:00:58,350 Like a ninja. 843 01:00:58,450 --> 01:01:00,910 Dude! I'm gonna- I'm not gonna know anybody at this thing. 844 01:01:01,010 --> 01:01:03,444 Maybe you'll mee some hot granddaughters or something. 845 01:01:03,610 --> 01:01:05,601 I'm hanging up now. Bye, baby. 846 01:01:06,850 --> 01:01:09,030 May I have your attention, please? 847 01:01:09,130 --> 01:01:11,430 Passengers boarding the train in Los Angeles, please... 848 01:01:11,530 --> 01:01:13,990 have your tickets out and ready for collection. 849 01:01:45,410 --> 01:01:47,310 Hi, Tom! 850 01:01:47,410 --> 01:01:49,799 Hey, Summer. 851 01:01:49,930 --> 01:01:53,670 - I must have walked right by you. - Yeah. 852 01:01:53,770 --> 01:01:56,807 Well, um, what are you doing? Are you going to Millie's? 853 01:01:59,170 --> 01:02:01,161 - Me too. - Cool. 854 01:02:01,290 --> 01:02:02,966 I forgot you knew her. 855 01:02:03,066 --> 01:02:06,387 Yeah, we worked together all that time, so... 856 01:02:06,488 --> 01:02:08,390 - of course. - I love Millie. She's the sweetest. 857 01:02:08,490 --> 01:02:10,510 She is. 858 01:02:10,610 --> 01:02:12,885 - How are you? - I'm good. 859 01:02:13,010 --> 01:02:15,230 Good. I-I wrote to you. I never heard back, but- 860 01:02:15,330 --> 01:02:17,764 Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about that. I-I just, you know- 861 01:02:17,890 --> 01:02:21,190 It got kind of crazy, and the holidays came up, so work was- 862 01:02:21,290 --> 01:02:23,710 You still working for Vance? 863 01:02:23,810 --> 01:02:25,562 Yeah. 864 01:02:25,690 --> 01:02:29,842 Well, I was gonna go get a coffee if you wanna- 865 01:02:32,050 --> 01:02:34,689 "The Architecture of Happiness." 866 01:02:34,810 --> 01:02:36,910 - Yeah. - That looks like a good book. 867 01:02:37,010 --> 01:02:39,046 Yeah. It's- 868 01:02:39,170 --> 01:02:43,310 - Well, I don't want to bother you. - No, no. I, um- 869 01:02:43,410 --> 01:02:45,750 Yeah, let's get coffee. 870 01:02:45,850 --> 01:02:47,806 After you. 871 01:03:28,570 --> 01:03:31,390 - You look nice. - Thanks. 872 01:03:42,530 --> 01:03:44,441 Penis. 873 01:03:46,090 --> 01:03:47,990 No. 874 01:03:48,090 --> 01:03:50,590 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 875 01:03:50,690 --> 01:03:52,950 You may kiss the bride. 876 01:04:12,250 --> 01:04:14,320 - Well, you snore. - No, I don't. 877 01:04:14,450 --> 01:04:16,645 - You do. - No, I don't. 878 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:18,647 - Yeah. - Well, you do too. 879 01:04:18,770 --> 01:04:22,080 - Oh, I definitely do. - And your feet reek. 880 01:04:22,210 --> 01:04:24,166 - That one time! - No, every time. 881 01:04:24,290 --> 01:04:26,190 - That one time! - No. 882 01:04:26,290 --> 01:04:28,430 That one time especially, but every time. 883 01:04:28,530 --> 01:04:32,728 And when you wake up, your hair, it sticks up like that. 884 01:04:32,850 --> 01:04:34,870 - It's ridiculous. - You're ridiculous. 885 01:04:34,970 --> 01:04:36,910 Your favorite Beatle is Ringo. 886 01:04:37,010 --> 01:04:39,205 Damn right! 887 01:04:39,330 --> 01:04:41,525 - Ringo's the best. - Ringo is- 888 01:04:41,650 --> 01:04:44,390 - Goose! - Oh! oh! oh! 889 01:04:44,490 --> 01:04:48,630 Man! He's fast. Damn! All right. 890 01:04:48,730 --> 01:04:50,710 You got me. Duck. 891 01:04:50,810 --> 01:04:53,040 Duck. 892 01:05:09,290 --> 01:05:11,246 One, two, three. 893 01:05:18,490 --> 01:05:20,367 - Wanna dance? - Yeah. 894 01:05:20,490 --> 01:05:22,390 Okay. 895 01:05:32,290 --> 01:05:36,920 I was gonna maybe have a party on Friday, um, 896 01:05:37,050 --> 01:05:41,390 on our rooftop that has, like, a really nice garden, 897 01:05:41,490 --> 01:05:43,470 if you want to come. 898 01:05:45,650 --> 01:05:47,990 If you're not busy. 899 01:05:55,650 --> 01:05:57,790 - They're good, huh? - They are good. 900 01:06:26,650 --> 01:06:28,550 I guess I just got lucky. 901 01:06:28,650 --> 01:06:30,990 Um, we met in elementary school. 902 01:06:31,090 --> 01:06:34,030 In seventh grade we had the same class schedule, 903 01:06:34,130 --> 01:06:36,230 and, uh, 904 01:06:36,330 --> 01:06:39,670 we just clicked, you know? 905 01:06:39,770 --> 01:06:41,350 Love? 906 01:06:41,450 --> 01:06:43,150 Shit, I don't know. 907 01:06:43,250 --> 01:06:46,670 As long as she's cute and she's willing, right? 908 01:06:46,770 --> 01:06:50,270 I'm flexible on the cute, so- 909 01:06:50,370 --> 01:06:52,950 Twenty-one years. 910 01:06:53,050 --> 01:06:56,150 She's the light that guides me home. 911 01:06:56,250 --> 01:06:59,310 Yes, that is from one of our cards. 912 01:06:59,410 --> 01:07:01,390 No. Someone else wrote it. 913 01:07:01,490 --> 01:07:03,790 Doesn't make it less true. 914 01:07:03,890 --> 01:07:06,510 I think technically the "girl of my dreams"... 915 01:07:06,610 --> 01:07:11,310 would probably have, like, a really bodacious rack, you know. 916 01:07:11,410 --> 01:07:13,830 Maybe different hair. 917 01:07:13,930 --> 01:07:16,350 Probably- You know, she'd probably be a little more into sports. 918 01:07:16,450 --> 01:07:19,790 But, um, truthfully, 919 01:07:19,890 --> 01:07:23,670 Robyn's- Robyn's better than the girl of my dreams. 920 01:07:23,770 --> 01:07:26,125 She's real. 921 01:07:47,370 --> 01:07:49,390 Tom walked to her apartment, 922 01:07:49,490 --> 01:07:52,350 intoxicated by the promise of the evening. 923 01:07:55,250 --> 01:07:58,070 his expectations would align with reality. 924 01:08:11,250 --> 01:08:13,639 - Hi. - Hey. 925 01:08:18,730 --> 01:08:20,402 Yeah. Thanks. 926 01:08:20,530 --> 01:08:22,190 - I like your tie. Wow! - Hi. 927 01:08:22,290 --> 01:08:23,882 - How you doing? - Good. How are you? 928 01:08:44,770 --> 01:08:45,668 You shouldn't have. 929 01:08:45,768 --> 01:08:47,364 That's so nice. It's the- 930 01:08:47,490 --> 01:08:49,367 - Thank you so much. - No problem. 931 01:08:49,490 --> 01:08:51,470 - I'm excited to read it. - Yeah. 932 01:08:51,570 --> 01:08:53,510 Come on. 933 01:08:55,770 --> 01:08:59,710 - So, Tom, what is it that you do? - Uh, I write greeting cards. 934 01:08:59,810 --> 01:09:02,510 Tom could be a really great architect if he wanted to be. 935 01:09:02,610 --> 01:09:04,750 That's unusual. 936 01:09:04,850 --> 01:09:06,920 I mean, what made you go from one to the other? 937 01:09:07,050 --> 01:09:09,230 I guess I just figured, 938 01:09:09,330 --> 01:09:11,990 why make something disposable, like a building, 939 01:09:12,090 --> 01:09:15,990 when you can make something that lasts forever, like a greeting card? 940 01:11:55,370 --> 01:11:58,089 I've been calling you every five minutes. Are you okay? 941 01:11:58,210 --> 01:12:00,121 - I'm great. - What happened to you? 942 01:12:00,250 --> 01:12:03,367 - I don't wanna talk about it. - You always wanna talk about it. 943 01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:05,924 - Not this. - Okay. Well, come on. Let's go. 944 01:12:06,050 --> 01:12:09,230 - Where are we going? - It's Thursday! 945 01:12:09,330 --> 01:12:12,590 This one says, "Go for it!" 946 01:12:12,690 --> 01:12:15,110 And this one says, "You can do it!" 947 01:12:15,210 --> 01:12:18,230 We have a whole line of inspirational photographic cards... 948 01:12:18,330 --> 01:12:20,470 featuring Pickles, my cat. 949 01:12:20,570 --> 01:12:23,390 I think people will really enjoy them. 950 01:12:23,490 --> 01:12:26,550 - Thank you. - Good job, Rhoda. 951 01:12:26,650 --> 01:12:28,670 That's inspirational stuff. 952 01:12:28,770 --> 01:12:31,364 Okay. Who's next? 953 01:12:33,130 --> 01:12:35,041 We haven't heard from Sympathy in a while. 954 01:12:35,170 --> 01:12:36,750 - Hansen? - Yeah? 955 01:12:36,850 --> 01:12:39,590 The Winter Collection? Do you have anything to contribute? 956 01:12:39,690 --> 01:12:41,726 Uh, no. 957 01:12:41,850 --> 01:12:43,727 I really don't. 958 01:12:43,850 --> 01:12:45,870 Okay. 959 01:12:45,970 --> 01:12:48,279 We'll come back to you. Uh, McKenzie? 960 01:12:49,690 --> 01:12:52,158 - Actually, you know what? - Yes, Tom? 961 01:12:52,290 --> 01:12:55,110 - Can I say something about the cat? - Well, okay. 962 01:12:55,210 --> 01:12:57,470 Yeah, uh, this is- 963 01:12:57,570 --> 01:12:59,590 And, Rhoda, no disrespect here, 964 01:12:59,690 --> 01:13:03,239 but, um, this is total shit. 965 01:13:03,410 --> 01:13:05,590 - Tom! - "Go for it" and "You can do it"? 966 01:13:05,690 --> 01:13:07,790 That's not inspirational. That's suicidal. 967 01:13:07,890 --> 01:13:10,830 If Pickles goes for it right there, that's a dead cat. 968 01:13:10,930 --> 01:13:13,910 These are lies. We're liars. 969 01:13:14,010 --> 01:13:16,350 Think about it. Why do people buy these things? 970 01:13:16,450 --> 01:13:18,750 It's not 'cause they want to say how they feel. 971 01:13:18,850 --> 01:13:22,809 People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel, or they're afraid to. 972 01:13:22,930 --> 01:13:25,310 We provide the service that lets them off the hook. 973 01:13:25,410 --> 01:13:26,485 You know what? 974 01:13:26,585 --> 01:13:28,950 I say, to hell with it! Let's level with America. 975 01:13:29,050 --> 01:13:31,610 At least let them speak for themselves! Right? 976 01:13:31,730 --> 01:13:34,910 I mean, look! What- what is this? What does it say? 977 01:13:35,010 --> 01:13:36,910 "Congratulations on your new baby." Right? 978 01:13:37,010 --> 01:13:39,190 How 'bout, "Congratulations on your new baby. 979 01:13:39,290 --> 01:13:41,129 Guess that's it for hanging out. Nice knowing you." 980 01:13:41,229 --> 01:13:42,550 Sit down, Hansen. 981 01:13:42,650 --> 01:13:45,205 How 'bout this one, with all the pretty hearts on the front? 982 01:13:45,305 --> 01:13:46,590 I know where this is going. Yep! 983 01:13:46,690 --> 01:13:50,270 "Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. I love you." 984 01:13:50,370 --> 01:13:53,830 That sweet? Ain't love grand? 985 01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:56,110 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 986 01:13:56,210 --> 01:13:58,270 What does that even mean, "love"? 987 01:13:58,370 --> 01:14:01,150 Do you know? Do you? Anybody? 988 01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:02,630 Tom. 989 01:14:02,730 --> 01:14:05,722 If somebody gave me this card, Mr. Vance, I would eat it. 990 01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:11,950 It's- It's these cards and the movies, and the pop songs- 991 01:14:12,050 --> 01:14:14,630 They're to blame for all the lies... 992 01:14:14,730 --> 01:14:18,070 and the heartache, everything. 993 01:14:18,170 --> 01:14:20,923 And we're responsible. I'm responsible. 994 01:14:23,810 --> 01:14:26,790 I think we do a bad thing here. 995 01:14:26,890 --> 01:14:30,430 People should be able to say how they feel, how they really feel, 996 01:14:30,530 --> 01:14:34,630 not, you know, some words that some strangers put in their mouths. 997 01:14:34,730 --> 01:14:37,244 Words like "love"... 998 01:14:40,210 --> 01:14:42,519 that don't mean anything. 999 01:14:43,610 --> 01:14:45,919 Sorry. I'm sorry. I, uh- 1000 01:14:48,330 --> 01:14:50,430 I quit. I'm- 1001 01:14:50,530 --> 01:14:53,124 There's enough bullshit in the world without my help. 1002 01:15:18,770 --> 01:15:21,390 All right. Next we do running drills. 1003 01:15:21,490 --> 01:15:23,630 Hey, you're sketching again. 1004 01:15:23,730 --> 01:15:25,950 Yeah, well, just doodling. 1005 01:15:26,050 --> 01:15:29,725 Okay, Tom. We got 20 seconds. Talk to me. You okay? 1006 01:15:29,850 --> 01:15:32,080 Yeah, I'm good. I'm great. 1007 01:15:38,850 --> 01:15:41,350 You know, my friends are all in love with you. 1008 01:15:41,450 --> 01:15:43,361 You know, it's like we said. 1009 01:15:43,530 --> 01:15:46,670 - Plenty of other fish in the sea. - Thanks. 1010 01:15:46,770 --> 01:15:48,990 But, uh, those are guppies. 1011 01:15:49,090 --> 01:15:50,990 Yeah. 1012 01:15:51,090 --> 01:15:54,390 - Hey, Tom? - Mmm. 1013 01:15:54,490 --> 01:15:58,244 Look, I know you think that she was the one, 1014 01:15:59,490 --> 01:16:01,790 but I don't. 1015 01:16:01,890 --> 01:16:05,150 Now, I think you're just remembering the good stuff. 1016 01:16:05,250 --> 01:16:08,230 Next time you look back, I, uh- 1017 01:16:08,330 --> 01:16:10,844 I really think you should look again. 1018 01:16:48,090 --> 01:16:51,670 - It's playing at 5:00. - Do you wanna see it? 1019 01:16:51,770 --> 01:16:55,750 Um, I don't know. We could just go back to your place or- 1020 01:16:55,850 --> 01:16:58,683 No, I really want to see it. Let's go. 1021 01:17:31,410 --> 01:17:34,350 - You okay? - Yeah. 1022 01:17:34,450 --> 01:17:37,590 What- what is it? The movie? 1023 01:17:37,690 --> 01:17:40,430 It's nothing. I'm just- I'm just being stupid. 1024 01:17:40,530 --> 01:17:42,150 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1025 01:17:48,490 --> 01:17:50,470 It pains me we live in a world... 1026 01:17:50,570 --> 01:17:52,640 where nobody's heard of Spearmint. 1027 01:17:52,770 --> 01:17:55,950 - I've never heard of them. - I put 'em on that mix I made you. 1028 01:17:56,050 --> 01:17:58,350 They're track one. 1029 01:17:58,450 --> 01:18:00,759 Oh, yeah. 1030 01:18:27,170 --> 01:18:29,790 So, what do you wanna do? 1031 01:18:29,890 --> 01:18:32,110 I think I'm just gonna call it a day. 1032 01:18:32,210 --> 01:18:34,804 You don't wanna get some dinner? Are you hungry? 1033 01:18:37,050 --> 01:18:39,041 You all right? 1034 01:18:40,170 --> 01:18:42,809 - I'm just tired. - Okay. 1035 01:18:54,450 --> 01:18:57,442 I got it. Pancakes! 1036 01:21:48,090 --> 01:21:50,001 Hey, Tom. 1037 01:22:04,170 --> 01:22:06,684 I thought I might see you here. 1038 01:22:13,410 --> 01:22:16,710 I always loved this place, ever since you brought me. 1039 01:22:16,810 --> 01:22:19,470 So I, uh- 1040 01:22:19,570 --> 01:22:21,925 I guess I should say congratulations. 1041 01:22:23,530 --> 01:22:25,470 Only if you mean it. 1042 01:22:25,570 --> 01:22:28,368 Ah. Well, in that case- 1043 01:22:35,210 --> 01:22:37,990 So, are you okay? 1044 01:22:38,090 --> 01:22:41,110 I will be, eventually. 1045 01:22:41,210 --> 01:22:43,599 - You wanna- - Hmm. 1046 01:22:46,890 --> 01:22:49,006 - I like your suit. - Ah, thanks. 1047 01:22:49,130 --> 01:22:51,405 - You look sharp. 1048 01:22:51,530 --> 01:22:54,550 - So do you. - Thanks. 1049 01:22:54,650 --> 01:22:57,150 - I quit the office. - You did? 1050 01:22:57,250 --> 01:22:59,559 I didn't know. That's great! 1051 01:23:01,330 --> 01:23:03,241 And you, um- 1052 01:23:04,290 --> 01:23:06,190 you're married. 1053 01:23:06,290 --> 01:23:08,963 Yeah. It's crazy, huh? 1054 01:23:17,370 --> 01:23:20,050 You should have told me when we were at the- 1055 01:23:20,150 --> 01:23:21,310 I know. 1056 01:23:21,410 --> 01:23:23,765 You know, at the wedding when we were dancing. 1057 01:23:23,890 --> 01:23:26,279 - Well, he hadn't asked me yet. - But he was in your life. 1058 01:23:26,450 --> 01:23:29,123 - Yeah. - So why'd you dance with me? 1059 01:23:31,850 --> 01:23:34,205 'Cause I wanted to. 1060 01:23:36,090 --> 01:23:39,127 You just do what you want, don't you? 1061 01:23:46,330 --> 01:23:48,630 You never wanted to be anybody's girlfriend, 1062 01:23:48,730 --> 01:23:50,990 and now you're somebody's wife. 1063 01:23:51,090 --> 01:23:53,150 Surprised me too. 1064 01:23:53,250 --> 01:23:56,048 I don't think I'll ever understand that. 1065 01:23:57,450 --> 01:24:00,123 I mean, it doesn't make sense. 1066 01:24:01,650 --> 01:24:03,590 It just happened. 1067 01:24:03,690 --> 01:24:05,971 Right, but that's what I don't understand. 1068 01:24:06,071 --> 01:24:07,550 What just happened? 1069 01:24:07,650 --> 01:24:11,950 I just- I just woke up one day, and I knew. 1070 01:24:12,050 --> 01:24:13,961 Knew what? 1071 01:24:16,330 --> 01:24:18,798 What I was never sure of with you. 1072 01:24:33,010 --> 01:24:34,990 You know what sucks? 1073 01:24:35,090 --> 01:24:38,430 Realizing that everything you believe in is complete and utter bullshit. 1074 01:24:38,530 --> 01:24:40,521 - It sucks. - What do you mean? 1075 01:24:40,650 --> 01:24:44,590 Uh, you know, destiny, and soul mates, and true love, 1076 01:24:44,690 --> 01:24:49,320 and all that childhood fairy tale nonsense. 1077 01:24:49,450 --> 01:24:51,725 You were right. I-I should have listened to you. 1078 01:24:51,850 --> 01:24:52,650 No. 1079 01:24:52,850 --> 01:24:55,320 Yeah. What? What are you smiling at? 1080 01:24:56,530 --> 01:24:58,964 - Tom. - What? 1081 01:25:00,650 --> 01:25:03,390 What are you looking at me like that for? 1082 01:25:03,490 --> 01:25:06,110 Well, you know, 1083 01:25:06,210 --> 01:25:08,390 I guess it's 'cause... 1084 01:25:08,490 --> 01:25:11,030 I was sitting in a deli and reading Dorian Gray 1085 01:25:11,130 --> 01:25:13,590 and... a guy comes up to me... 1086 01:25:13,690 --> 01:25:16,270 and asked me about it, 1087 01:25:16,370 --> 01:25:19,362 and... now he's my husband. 1088 01:25:22,210 --> 01:25:24,670 Yeah. And... so? 1089 01:25:24,770 --> 01:25:28,630 So, what if I'd gone to the movies? 1090 01:25:28,730 --> 01:25:33,630 What if I had gone somewhere else for lunch? 1091 01:25:33,730 --> 01:25:37,040 What if I'd gotten there 10 minutes later? 1092 01:25:38,570 --> 01:25:40,630 It was- 1093 01:25:40,730 --> 01:25:43,039 It was meant to be. 1094 01:25:43,170 --> 01:25:45,809 And I just kept thinking, 1095 01:25:47,570 --> 01:25:49,550 - Tom was right. - No. 1096 01:25:49,650 --> 01:25:51,710 Yeah, I did. 1097 01:25:51,810 --> 01:25:54,324 I did. 1098 01:26:00,970 --> 01:26:03,530 It just wasn't me that you were right about. 1099 01:26:30,130 --> 01:26:32,030 I should go. 1100 01:26:32,130 --> 01:26:35,122 But I'm really happy to see that you're doing well. 1101 01:26:42,570 --> 01:26:44,561 Summer! 1102 01:26:46,610 --> 01:26:48,805 I really do hope that you're happy. 1103 01:27:21,850 --> 01:27:25,750 Most days of the year are unremarkable. 1104 01:27:25,850 --> 01:27:28,910 They begin and they end... 1105 01:27:29,010 --> 01:27:32,910 with no lasting memories made in between. 1106 01:27:33,010 --> 01:27:35,550 Most days have no impact... 1107 01:27:35,650 --> 01:27:37,641 on the course of a life. 1108 01:27:38,690 --> 01:27:41,523 May 23 was a Wednesday. 1109 01:27:59,290 --> 01:28:02,190 - Are you interviewing? - Sorry? 1110 01:28:02,290 --> 01:28:05,919 Are you interviewing for the position? 1111 01:28:06,050 --> 01:28:08,518 - Oh, yeah. Why? Are you? - Yeah. 1112 01:28:08,650 --> 01:28:10,550 Mm-hmm. 1113 01:28:10,650 --> 01:28:12,750 My competition. 1114 01:28:12,850 --> 01:28:15,510 It would appear. 1115 01:28:15,610 --> 01:28:19,750 Yeah. So, a little awkward. 1116 01:28:19,850 --> 01:28:21,761 Yeah. 1117 01:28:22,810 --> 01:28:27,710 Well, I hope you, um, don't get the job. 1118 01:28:27,810 --> 01:28:31,325 Well, I hope you don't get the job. 1119 01:28:33,450 --> 01:28:36,270 Have I seen you before? 1120 01:28:36,370 --> 01:28:38,361 Me? I don't think so. 1121 01:28:39,730 --> 01:28:42,150 Do you ever go to Angelus Plaza? 1122 01:28:42,250 --> 01:28:45,150 Yes. That's, like, my favorite spot in the city. 1123 01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:47,206 Yeah. Okay. Except for the parking lots, but- 1124 01:28:47,330 --> 01:28:49,207 - Yeah. I-I agree. - Yeah, yeah. 1125 01:28:49,330 --> 01:28:51,321 - I think I've seen you there. - Really? 1126 01:28:51,450 --> 01:28:54,283 - Yeah. - I haven't seen you. 1127 01:28:56,050 --> 01:28:58,670 You must not have been looking. 1128 01:28:58,770 --> 01:29:00,750 If Tom had learned anything, 1129 01:29:00,850 --> 01:29:03,870 it was that you can't ascribe great cosmic significance... 1130 01:29:03,970 --> 01:29:06,086 to a simple earthly event. 1131 01:29:07,770 --> 01:29:11,710 Coincidence. That's all anything ever is. 1132 01:29:11,810 --> 01:29:13,790 Nothing more than coincidence. 1133 01:29:13,890 --> 01:29:16,230 - Tom Hansen. - Yeah. 1134 01:29:16,330 --> 01:29:18,321 - Come on back. - Thank you. 1135 01:29:19,610 --> 01:29:23,590 Tom had finally learned there are no miracles. 1136 01:29:23,690 --> 01:29:26,190 There's no such thing as fate. 1137 01:29:26,290 --> 01:29:28,710 Nothing is meant to be. 1138 01:29:28,810 --> 01:29:32,350 He knew. He was sure of it now. 1139 01:29:32,450 --> 01:29:35,110 - Tom was- - Sorry. Um- 1140 01:29:35,210 --> 01:29:37,405 I just left, uh- Can I- one second. 1141 01:29:37,530 --> 01:29:40,230 He was pretty sure. 1142 01:29:40,330 --> 01:29:43,430 - Hey. - You again. 1143 01:29:43,530 --> 01:29:45,830 Yeah. I, uh, was just wondering... 1144 01:29:45,930 --> 01:29:49,206 if maybe after this, if, um, you- 1145 01:29:51,090 --> 01:29:53,710 you want to get some coffee or something. 1146 01:29:53,810 --> 01:29:55,790 Oh, I'm sorry. 1147 01:29:55,890 --> 01:29:59,950 I'm sort of supposed to meet someone after this. 1148 01:30:00,050 --> 01:30:02,006 Okay. 1149 01:30:09,330 --> 01:30:11,207 Sure. 1150 01:30:11,330 --> 01:30:13,910 - What's that? - Why not? 1151 01:30:14,010 --> 01:30:17,241 Okay. Well, then I'll just, uh- I'll wait for you- 1152 01:30:17,370 --> 01:30:19,550 We- We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. 1153 01:30:19,650 --> 01:30:23,848 - My name's Tom. - Nice to meet you. I'm Autumn.