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I was 25
when my sister got married.

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My parents were thrilled...

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because Arundhathi,

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after scaring
the shit out of them

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with a string

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of truly atrocious
college boyfriends,

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had finally agreed

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to let them fix her up with,
as my mom puts it,

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"A nice Indian boy."

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Ah, beautiful
Manish Rao...

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a future orthopedic surgeon,
no less.

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I think my dad actually cried
when my mom told him that,

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which is funnier
if you know

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that my dad's face
usually looks like this.

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This was the best day
of my mother's life.

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Just look at her face.

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And this man
is Pandit Kumar,

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and he is about
to get in my business.

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Next one of these,
it'll be you out there.

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I would hear that

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over and over again...

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You're next, my friend.

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an endless chorus
of reminders

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that one day,
I'd have this too—

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the big Indian wedding.

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Just one concern.

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What will it look like

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when I bring home
a nice Indian boy?

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They obviously know I'm gay.

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They've just never seen me
be gay with another... gay.

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Naveen!

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What are you doing
hiding over here?

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Today was leg day.

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I lift. Do you lift?

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Yeah, all the time.

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Come on, I wanna see you
on the dance floor, man!

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Okay.

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Can I ask you something?

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Mm-hmm.

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You see any girls
you like out there?

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No.

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That's too bad.
I'm a sick wingman.

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You're next, buddy!

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Hi, Naveen. Where are you?

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Uh, it's 8:00 a.m.
I'm at the hospital.

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Your Triple-A membership
is expired.

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You want me to renew it?

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Is this really important
right now?

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I don't know.

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Maybe you're driving around
recklessly all over town,

51
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and you're, like, "oh...

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they will come and tow me,
that Triple-A!"

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Doesn't your
hammer-calling me about this

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just make that more likely?

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My god!
Are you driving right now?

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Pull over!

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No, I'm not driving.
I'm at the hospital.

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Okay, I'll renew it for you.
Don't tell your father.

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Okay, wow, thank you so much.

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I really appreciate you.
Okay, bye.

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Hey! Listen!
Did you watch that movie "Milk"?

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I saw it last night on OutTV,

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you know the channel
for out gays?

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Yes. I know.

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You like that movie?

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No, Mom.
I haven't seen it.

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You know, in that movie,
this man, Milk,

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he moves to Castro
with his boyfriend, Smith.

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Very handsome couple!

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Anyway, Milk
enters politics, but—

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- I don't need a recap.
- Smith doesn't like it!

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So they break up.

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Okay! No problem.

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Milk ends up getting elected

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to the San Francisco
Board of Supervisors.

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Oh, does he?

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And there, he meets this man,
Dan White.

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Now, this Dan White
does not like the gays.

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Mm-hmm?

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So Dan White kills Milk!

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Oh, no.

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He's the Thanos.

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Oh! Yeah, no, I'm gonna
have to check that out.

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I guess this is why
Sean Penn got divorced.

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Uh...

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I think
he was just acting.

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Hi, Mrs. G!

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And how in these movies
do gay people know

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who the other gay people are?

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Like, they just give
each other a look,

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and like, boom!
They're kissing.

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What's she talking
about, a movie?

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Mom, it's just a movie.

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What movie?

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Is that what you do?

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I don't want you
to get into trouble!

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Ask if she watched "Bros."

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Uh, oh?

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What is that, nurse?

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- There's no nurse.
- They're coding?

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That's a lot of... blood.

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There's a mother?
In the ICU?

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Uh, yes, I'll be right there.

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I must help every mother.

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Maybe I should go to the ICU
so I can finally see you.

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All right, bye, love you.

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Wait! Wait!
I'm having a heart atta—!

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Whatever.

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Hey, Ben.

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How is it going, question mark.

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Haven't heard from you
in a while,

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exclamation mark.

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Guess you've been eating
an apple a day,

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because you've kept
this doctor away.

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Hi, Jeremy.

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Um, I was talking
to my mom today,

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and I remembered
you have a mom,

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so how...
how are you, man...

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question mark.

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Delete.

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Thanks, Charlotte.

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I actually don't need
a plus-one to the wedding,

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because I'm happy with myself,

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and I'm really not lonely.

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Hey, Edmund.

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Um, I saw that you're engaged,

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but in case
it doesn't work out,

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um, wanna go out, question mark.

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Delete. Delete.

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Sent.

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Hey, Rahul.

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Um... was drinking water today

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and thought of you

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Ha...

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because you said
you need to drink more water.

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ha... ha... ha...

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Oh, god, this sucks.

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I sound like Jeffrey Dahmer.

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diamonds.

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We only have about 25
of that ring.

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It's already starting to sell.

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Okay, and is the cough
dry or productive?

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Gloria! My favourite patient.

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How's the ulcer?

145
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On a scale of one to ten,
how much phlegm?

146
00:09:03,921 --> 00:09:05,053
Oh, we do have your X-rays...

147
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No. I know it's 11,
but the scale is from one to—

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It's not looking good.

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Okay, and then how many drinks,
uh, per day,

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would you say you're having?

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I-I don't want to get
too graphic, but, one time—

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Yes, beer counts as alcohol.

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I was hooking up with a guy...

154
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That's not good.

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bent his dick backwards...

156
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You. Get your picture taken.

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They need you
with Sepsis Guy in 10.

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- Huh?
- It's portrait day!

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Ooh!

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I heard from Sam in Radiology
that the photographer is hot!

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Oh, fun!

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Oh, don't worry, they'll
fix your hair in PhotoShop.

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What's wrong with my hair?

164
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Yes, let's focus on
your personal grooming,

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not all the sick people
who need your care.

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What's wrong with it?

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On this side,
I feel like maybe you could—

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Ahem.

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Really nice. Thank you.

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Have a good one.

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00:10:10,788 --> 00:10:12,754
Okay, so you can just have
a seat right there

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on that little stool.

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Ganesh, right?

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00:10:18,395 --> 00:10:20,362
Hmm?

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00:10:20,364 --> 00:10:22,166
Uh, no, it's Gavaskar.

176
00:10:23,133 --> 00:10:24,235
No, sorry.

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00:10:25,002 --> 00:10:26,937
I saw you
at the temple last night,

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in front of the Ganesh altar.

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Oh! Oh, yeah.

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That was, uh...
th-that— yeah.

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You know Ganesh?

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I'm Jay. I promise
I'm not following you.

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00:10:42,786 --> 00:10:44,288
I'm just in this neighbourhood
this week.

184
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Oh. Okay.

185
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You ready?

186
00:10:51,095 --> 00:10:52,127
Mm-hmm.

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Okay. So look over here.

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00:10:55,099 --> 00:10:56,965
Yep. There you go.

189
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And, uh, keep your head
just like that.

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Nice.

191
00:11:00,471 --> 00:11:03,440
And bring your eyes... here.

192
00:11:04,975 --> 00:11:07,943
Okay, now smile.
Be yourself.

193
00:11:07,945 --> 00:11:08,545
Oh.

194
00:11:09,947 --> 00:11:11,246
Not so contained.

195
00:11:11,248 --> 00:11:13,248
Oh... okay.

196
00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:15,486
You don't have to bunch up.

197
00:11:18,055 --> 00:11:19,356
There we go.

198
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,393
That's really nice.

199
00:11:25,029 --> 00:11:25,829
You ready?

200
00:11:34,405 --> 00:11:36,140
Are you two
going to be a while?

201
00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,243
It was great to see you again.

202
00:11:40,077 --> 00:11:41,410
- Actually—
- Jesus H. Christ.

203
00:11:41,412 --> 00:11:42,712
Sorry.

204
00:11:42,714 --> 00:11:45,947
Listen. I've got an extra ticket
to a film screening on Sunday,

205
00:11:45,949 --> 00:11:49,351
it's my dad's favourite movie,
if you want to join me?

206
00:11:49,353 --> 00:11:51,286
Uh, I'll-I'll check my—
I'll check my calendar,

207
00:11:51,288 --> 00:11:53,957
but yes, yes, I think my—
I think I'll be—

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00:11:54,124 --> 00:11:55,824
which is, uh, which movie?

209
00:12:25,255 --> 00:12:26,190
Do you, um...

210
00:12:27,257 --> 00:12:29,593
watch a lot of foreign films?

211
00:12:30,928 --> 00:12:32,930
No. Yes. I'm sorry.

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00:12:33,263 --> 00:12:34,431
I'm adopted.

213
00:12:34,598 --> 00:12:35,597
Oh!

214
00:12:35,599 --> 00:12:37,267
I was raised
by Indian parents.

215
00:12:37,434 --> 00:12:38,500
I grew up on that movie.

216
00:12:38,502 --> 00:12:40,137
It always reminds me of them.

217
00:12:40,437 --> 00:12:42,373
They, uh, they passed away.

218
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,107
Oh, gosh. I-I'm so sorry.

219
00:12:45,109 --> 00:12:46,877
They were older
when they adopted me, so...

220
00:12:52,916 --> 00:12:54,017
It is weird, isn't it?

221
00:12:54,918 --> 00:12:56,186
What?

222
00:12:56,353 --> 00:12:58,989
I took you to that movie.
We met at a temple.

223
00:12:59,957 --> 00:13:01,425
My last name is Kurundkar.

224
00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:02,958
It's not we—

225
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,893
It was very weird.

226
00:13:04,895 --> 00:13:07,162
I don't know,
people get adopted.

227
00:13:07,164 --> 00:13:08,063
My parents are white.

228
00:13:08,065 --> 00:13:09,030
Sure, but that's not—

229
00:13:09,032 --> 00:13:11,333
So now I love boat shoes
and Diane Keaton.

230
00:13:11,335 --> 00:13:13,337
Okay, we're getting
a little sidetracked.

231
00:13:13,504 --> 00:13:15,906
That movie was darker
than I remembered.

232
00:13:16,407 --> 00:13:17,508
Dark?

233
00:13:17,675 --> 00:13:19,510
Her dad was obviously
a psychopath.

234
00:13:21,912 --> 00:13:22,944
Eh, he was passionate.

235
00:13:22,946 --> 00:13:24,614
And if SRK hadn't shown up,

236
00:13:24,616 --> 00:13:26,515
she would've just married
the other psychopath.

237
00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:27,518
But he did show up!

238
00:13:28,986 --> 00:13:30,487
That's what makes it romantic.

239
00:13:31,989 --> 00:13:33,155
He showed up,

240
00:13:33,157 --> 00:13:35,192
even though their love
seemed completely impossible.

241
00:13:36,493 --> 00:13:38,427
So corny, right?

242
00:13:38,429 --> 00:13:40,061
I mean, who talks like that?

243
00:13:40,063 --> 00:13:41,664
It's like he's in the movie.

244
00:13:41,666 --> 00:13:43,131
Mm-hmm.

245
00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:45,135
I think you're missing
the heart of this movie.

246
00:13:45,936 --> 00:13:46,968
I am?

247
00:13:46,970 --> 00:13:48,706
Yeah, that scene
before the end of intermission,

248
00:13:49,473 --> 00:13:51,373
when Kajol is resigned
to her fate,

249
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:53,074
that she's gonna be
forever separated

250
00:13:53,076 --> 00:13:54,278
from the man she loves,

251
00:13:54,445 --> 00:13:55,510
she is at her lowest moment,

252
00:13:55,512 --> 00:13:57,479
and she hears the cowbell—

253
00:13:57,481 --> 00:13:58,616
and then there he is...

254
00:13:59,016 --> 00:14:00,215
and then he stands there

255
00:14:00,217 --> 00:14:01,116
in the middle of

256
00:14:01,118 --> 00:14:02,953
all these yellow flowers,

257
00:14:04,188 --> 00:14:04,988
and he sings.

258
00:14:09,259 --> 00:14:09,661
Oh.

259
00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:10,561
Yeah.

260
00:14:11,395 --> 00:14:12,294
- Oh...
- Yeah!

261
00:14:12,296 --> 00:14:13,094
Fuck.

262
00:14:13,096 --> 00:14:14,064
Mm.

263
00:14:20,204 --> 00:14:21,238
Read the room.

264
00:14:21,639 --> 00:14:23,106
Or be in a room!

265
00:14:27,177 --> 00:14:28,078
And then it's

266
00:14:29,647 --> 00:14:32,316
Ahem.

267
00:14:37,154 --> 00:14:38,353
Wow.

268
00:14:44,629 --> 00:14:47,128
Thank you.

269
00:14:47,130 --> 00:14:48,463
That was a little over the top.

270
00:14:48,465 --> 00:14:49,564
Sorry. That happens.

271
00:14:49,566 --> 00:14:50,400
No, it's okay.

272
00:14:55,038 --> 00:14:57,407
I think a lot of people
find Bollywood a bit much.

273
00:14:58,208 --> 00:14:59,576
Yeah?

274
00:15:00,612 --> 00:15:03,413
But I think it's because
we're all a little embarrassed.

275
00:15:03,715 --> 00:15:04,548
Embarrassed...?

276
00:15:05,249 --> 00:15:08,218
By the bigness of love.

277
00:15:09,586 --> 00:15:13,488
I don't want to hear, like,
sweeping notions of love.

278
00:15:13,490 --> 00:15:15,125
Oh, yeah,
that sounds horrible.

279
00:15:15,292 --> 00:15:16,525
It's 2024.
The world is burning.

280
00:15:16,527 --> 00:15:17,427
So you went home?

281
00:15:30,207 --> 00:15:31,273
Oh, wow.

282
00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:32,708
Uhh.

283
00:15:32,710 --> 00:15:37,279
Um, yeah,
what's really interesting

284
00:15:37,281 --> 00:15:40,650
is that we have a Panera Bread
inside the hospital.

285
00:15:40,652 --> 00:15:42,652
Oh, my god.
Not the hospital stories.

286
00:15:42,654 --> 00:15:44,486
Are you kidding?
- They are interesting.

287
00:15:44,488 --> 00:15:46,555
- They are not, they're very—
- They are interesting.

288
00:15:46,557 --> 00:15:47,455
It's really interesting,

289
00:15:47,457 --> 00:15:49,324
because, like,
the parking structure

290
00:15:49,326 --> 00:15:50,793
is divided by numbers,

291
00:15:50,795 --> 00:15:52,494
so it's, like,
one through seven,

292
00:15:52,496 --> 00:15:54,429
but then there's, like,
letters, too,

293
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:57,332
so it's like you can park
in 1-A, 1-B, 1-C...

294
00:15:57,334 --> 00:15:59,167
Do you know how many
medical shows are on TV?

295
00:15:59,169 --> 00:16:00,736
Do you think
no one's watching those?

296
00:16:00,738 --> 00:16:01,771
On a date?

297
00:16:01,773 --> 00:16:03,706
No one's trying to fuck
after E.R.

298
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:04,606
What's really crazy

299
00:16:04,608 --> 00:16:06,676
is that Grey's Anatomy
is still good.

300
00:16:06,678 --> 00:16:09,647
I would say season 16 onwards,

301
00:16:10,213 --> 00:16:12,416
it's better
than most things on TV.

302
00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:14,719
So you were enjoying yourself?

303
00:16:15,085 --> 00:16:16,084
Also, he vapes.

304
00:16:16,921 --> 00:16:18,255
- Do you want some of this?
- Oh, no.

305
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,424
Uh, uh, no. I mean, uh,

306
00:16:20,591 --> 00:16:23,158
I-I'm totally cool with it.
My parents aren't, but I am.

307
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,328
I just do it
when I'm nervous.

308
00:16:27,297 --> 00:16:29,333
You're nervous?

309
00:16:32,402 --> 00:16:33,503
A little bit, yeah.

310
00:16:38,175 --> 00:16:39,775
Ohh!

311
00:16:39,777 --> 00:16:42,477
Anxious people
are the best in bed,

312
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:43,178
because you know why?

313
00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:44,880
- Why?
- They try harder.

314
00:16:44,882 --> 00:16:46,749
Anyways, um...

315
00:16:46,751 --> 00:16:48,283
then he told me
all these stories

316
00:16:48,285 --> 00:16:49,754
about his childhood.

317
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:53,856
Um, like how he went through
12 different foster homes,

318
00:16:53,858 --> 00:16:55,893
just kept moving and moving.

319
00:16:56,326 --> 00:16:57,893
He didn't even
have a suitcase.

320
00:16:57,895 --> 00:17:00,665
He just carried all of
his stuff in plastic bags...

321
00:17:01,766 --> 00:17:05,168
until one day,
he became a Kurundkar.

322
00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:08,738
Theirs was the first home
where I felt like belonged,

323
00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:09,573
they were my family.

324
00:17:11,776 --> 00:17:13,143
Hmm. Of course.

325
00:17:14,177 --> 00:17:18,616
I guess I'd never really,
like, felt love

326
00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:20,883
before my parents,

327
00:17:20,885 --> 00:17:24,187
and it's like
they instilled in me this...

328
00:17:26,189 --> 00:17:27,923
feeling...
it's like a feeling of home.

329
00:17:27,925 --> 00:17:30,358
It's not even like a literal
house or a location.

330
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,727
It can kind of go anywhere.

331
00:17:34,766 --> 00:17:36,801
I would have liked to have them
see me grow up...

332
00:17:38,468 --> 00:17:39,704
be with someone.

333
00:17:41,304 --> 00:17:43,240
You know, that's what
I love about DDLJ.

334
00:17:43,675 --> 00:17:45,941
it doesn't end with the couple
getting together in the end,

335
00:17:45,943 --> 00:17:47,645
like in an American movie...

336
00:17:47,879 --> 00:17:50,613
because it's not about
two people going at it alone,

337
00:17:50,615 --> 00:17:52,480
clinging to each other
like life rafts.

338
00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:53,751
It's about everybody,
together.

339
00:17:55,853 --> 00:17:57,554
The family,
the wedding...

340
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:00,892
Do you ever think about that?

341
00:18:02,592 --> 00:18:05,228
Uh, about what, sorry?

342
00:18:05,429 --> 00:18:06,594
Like, your dream wedding.

343
00:18:06,596 --> 00:18:08,563
Um...

344
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:09,765
Like,
when you close your eyes,

345
00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:12,802
and you imagine a wedding,

346
00:18:12,804 --> 00:18:13,705
what do you see?

347
00:18:15,539 --> 00:18:16,941
I don't really do that.

348
00:18:17,709 --> 00:18:18,575
Why not?

349
00:18:20,610 --> 00:18:22,947
Uh... this is, a pretty...

350
00:18:24,414 --> 00:18:26,682
intense conversation
for a first date.

351
00:18:26,684 --> 00:18:27,919
Right.

352
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:30,820
No. You're right.
I've had too much tequila.

353
00:18:30,822 --> 00:18:31,923
I'm sorry.

354
00:18:34,992 --> 00:18:37,360
Uh... uh, what do you—
what do you see?

355
00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:41,596
The entire thing.

356
00:18:42,399 --> 00:18:43,632
I see a...

357
00:18:43,634 --> 00:18:48,371
I see a big, solemn ceremony,
where everybody's crying,

358
00:18:48,538 --> 00:18:50,474
and an even bigger party.

359
00:18:50,942 --> 00:18:52,342
I see...

360
00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:56,614
choreographed dances
with the entire family.

361
00:18:56,814 --> 00:18:58,480
Everybody that we love is there,

362
00:18:58,482 --> 00:18:59,949
and my husband and I
look at each other,

363
00:18:59,951 --> 00:19:01,318
and we think...

364
00:19:05,923 --> 00:19:06,958
we want for nothing.

365
00:19:19,469 --> 00:19:21,871
I have made it weird again,
haven't I?

366
00:19:21,873 --> 00:19:23,873
- No!
- First time, singing at you,

367
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,542
and now I'm telling you
about...

368
00:19:25,977 --> 00:19:27,912
- No, you're fine.
- ... my wedding dreams.

369
00:19:28,445 --> 00:19:29,612
I've made it weird.

370
00:19:29,614 --> 00:19:32,280
No. No, no, no.
You're— you're good.

371
00:19:32,282 --> 00:19:35,585
You're, uh... you are—

372
00:19:35,753 --> 00:19:36,486
you're great.

373
00:19:46,998 --> 00:19:47,765
I should go.

374
00:19:48,431 --> 00:19:50,034
I should, uh... go,

375
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,569
uh, because I have a, um, uh...
- Yeah.

376
00:19:53,037 --> 00:19:54,404
an early call tomorrow.

377
00:19:55,505 --> 00:19:56,404
Okay.

378
00:19:56,406 --> 00:19:58,542
Yeah, I just—
I have patients, uh...

379
00:19:59,409 --> 00:20:01,076
to save, notes to write.

380
00:20:01,078 --> 00:20:01,977
I need to sleep.

381
00:20:01,979 --> 00:20:02,945
Okay. Right.

382
00:20:02,947 --> 00:20:04,880
Um, sorry. That was abrupt.

383
00:20:04,882 --> 00:20:06,581
That's okay.
No, no, no. I get it.

384
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:08,684
I just...
um, lives are at stake.

385
00:20:08,686 --> 00:20:10,385
Uh...

386
00:20:10,387 --> 00:20:11,656
Yeah, could we just
get the check?

387
00:20:26,871 --> 00:20:28,603
I had to get here early.

388
00:20:28,605 --> 00:20:30,074
You know how early
I have to get here.

389
00:22:04,201 --> 00:22:05,634
So what did you think?

390
00:22:05,636 --> 00:22:06,737
You can be brutal.

391
00:22:08,172 --> 00:22:09,439
It was great.

392
00:22:11,142 --> 00:22:12,176
That's it?

393
00:22:12,542 --> 00:22:14,145
I don't know anything
about art.

394
00:22:14,812 --> 00:22:16,946
Everybody has
an equal right to art.

395
00:22:16,948 --> 00:22:19,447
Okay. Um...

396
00:22:19,449 --> 00:22:20,450
Tell me what you thought.

397
00:22:21,752 --> 00:22:22,751
That one is my favourite.

398
00:22:22,753 --> 00:22:24,655
Oh, God.

399
00:22:25,156 --> 00:22:26,489
What?

400
00:22:27,658 --> 00:22:29,727
I was really scared
to show that one.

401
00:22:31,162 --> 00:22:33,496
It must have been awful,
losing them.

402
00:22:38,970 --> 00:22:40,838
You're still
not so sure about me.

403
00:22:42,572 --> 00:22:43,808
W-what makes you say that?

404
00:22:48,112 --> 00:22:50,881
The reason
I love that photo so much—

405
00:22:52,482 --> 00:22:54,085
it tells me who you are.

406
00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:58,656
I mean, I could never
put myself out there like this.

407
00:23:00,725 --> 00:23:02,093
Is that a tattoo?

408
00:23:02,793 --> 00:23:05,763
Yeah. That's my Ganesh.

409
00:23:06,664 --> 00:23:07,832
You have a scar.

410
00:23:09,532 --> 00:23:10,735
It's kind of a long story.

411
00:24:19,970 --> 00:24:21,837
I signed a new client
this week.

412
00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:22,438
Mm.

413
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,908
My fourth this month.

414
00:24:24,075 --> 00:24:25,342
Killing it, babe.

415
00:24:26,043 --> 00:24:28,679
Are you sure you should be
taking on more work?

416
00:24:28,879 --> 00:24:29,978
Why wouldn't I?

417
00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:32,283
I don't know, maybe
you want to take a vacation.

418
00:24:32,650 --> 00:24:33,851
Vacation?

419
00:24:34,018 --> 00:24:36,151
10 weeks, 12 weeks—
it will help you relax.

420
00:24:36,153 --> 00:24:37,321
More, if you find you like it.

421
00:24:38,656 --> 00:24:40,055
Still not pregnant, Mom.

422
00:24:40,057 --> 00:24:41,857
I don't like your tone,
Arundhathi.

423
00:24:41,859 --> 00:24:44,693
How come no one asks Naveen
invasive personal questions?

424
00:24:44,695 --> 00:24:45,294
Wha—

425
00:24:45,296 --> 00:24:46,664
We do!

426
00:24:47,031 --> 00:24:48,697
Great!
What's new, Naveen?

427
00:24:48,699 --> 00:24:49,733
Got a boyfriend?

428
00:24:51,335 --> 00:24:53,003
Leave your brother alone.

429
00:24:54,105 --> 00:24:55,973
You are making him
uncomfortable.

430
00:25:00,111 --> 00:25:02,044
Sorry. But it's fine

431
00:25:02,046 --> 00:25:04,947
when Mom plays Inspector Gadget
in my uterus?

432
00:25:04,949 --> 00:25:06,315
You know what?
Just leave it.

433
00:25:10,821 --> 00:25:12,089
How was your visit home?

434
00:25:12,623 --> 00:25:13,224
Good.

435
00:25:14,825 --> 00:25:16,627
Your family seemed well?

436
00:25:16,794 --> 00:25:18,062
Yeah. Good.

437
00:25:19,263 --> 00:25:22,166
Yeah. Um, so, uh,
what are your friends like?

438
00:25:22,399 --> 00:25:24,101
Uh, anything I should know?

439
00:25:26,403 --> 00:25:27,503
Oh, no, thank you.

440
00:25:27,505 --> 00:25:29,204
Come on,
it's got herbs and spices in it.

441
00:25:29,206 --> 00:25:31,206
Oh. Uh...

442
00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:32,808
Actually,
if you can hold this,

443
00:25:32,810 --> 00:25:35,079
that would be so great.
Thank you so much.

444
00:25:35,246 --> 00:25:36,046
Oh.

445
00:25:41,318 --> 00:25:41,919
Hi.

446
00:25:42,086 --> 00:25:42,720
Hi!

447
00:25:43,821 --> 00:25:44,855
I'm Billie.

448
00:25:45,055 --> 00:25:47,222
Uh, I remember.
We— we just met.

449
00:25:47,224 --> 00:25:49,091
- Yeah. That's my roommate, Neel.
- Hey, babes!

450
00:25:49,093 --> 00:25:51,026
He was supposed to help me
set up for the party,

451
00:25:51,028 --> 00:25:54,165
but I did it all myself,
because... the patriarchy!

452
00:25:54,365 --> 00:25:55,397
I'm so sorry.

453
00:25:55,399 --> 00:25:56,999
No. It's fine.

454
00:25:57,001 --> 00:25:57,733
Yep.

455
00:25:57,735 --> 00:25:58,969
Jay tells me you're a healer.

456
00:26:00,237 --> 00:26:03,272
Uh... oh, you—
uh, I'm a doctor.

457
00:26:03,274 --> 00:26:04,273
And how— and you are?

458
00:26:04,275 --> 00:26:05,309
A projectionist.

459
00:26:06,010 --> 00:26:06,810
Okay.

460
00:26:07,778 --> 00:26:09,046
I work at AMC.

461
00:26:09,813 --> 00:26:10,915
I've heard of it.

462
00:26:11,081 --> 00:26:12,281
You're not dancing.

463
00:26:12,283 --> 00:26:15,317
Oh...

464
00:26:15,319 --> 00:26:16,353
Um, I-I'm not a dancer.

465
00:26:16,987 --> 00:26:17,788
We're all dancers.

466
00:26:19,790 --> 00:26:20,389
We are?

467
00:26:20,391 --> 00:26:21,192
Yeah.

468
00:26:21,859 --> 00:26:22,459
Okay.

469
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,195
I think you're perfect.

470
00:26:24,895 --> 00:26:26,063
Uh, thank you.

471
00:26:27,464 --> 00:26:29,033
Just don't break him.

472
00:26:30,901 --> 00:26:32,770
He's more fragile
than he seems.

473
00:26:33,070 --> 00:26:34,002
Right.

474
00:26:34,004 --> 00:26:36,874
Okay, I'm not loving
the looks of this.

475
00:26:38,475 --> 00:26:39,441
Shall we go dance?

476
00:26:39,443 --> 00:26:41,710
Uh...

477
00:26:41,712 --> 00:26:43,447
Did y—
uh, did you want some...

478
00:26:43,914 --> 00:26:44,882
some carbs?

479
00:26:54,258 --> 00:26:55,459
Oh, my god, I love bread.

480
00:26:55,826 --> 00:26:57,061
Oh, that's so good.

481
00:27:05,936 --> 00:27:07,805
The weed was in the focaccia?

482
00:27:07,972 --> 00:27:09,871
Neel bakes
his own pot focaccia.

483
00:27:09,873 --> 00:27:10,908
He should have told you.

484
00:27:11,075 --> 00:27:12,276
I had four of them.

485
00:27:13,477 --> 00:27:15,346
I'm starting to feel it too.

486
00:27:16,513 --> 00:27:18,782
Ohh...

487
00:27:19,984 --> 00:27:23,254
Whaa... I... wh...

488
00:27:24,388 --> 00:27:25,222
What?

489
00:27:25,389 --> 00:27:26,121
I... I...

490
00:27:26,123 --> 00:27:29,091
Yeah, uh...

491
00:27:35,199 --> 00:27:37,099
- I...
- Yeah?

492
00:27:37,101 --> 00:27:38,502
Feel...

493
00:27:39,903 --> 00:27:40,904
I know.

494
00:27:42,473 --> 00:27:43,240
Good.

495
00:28:16,974 --> 00:28:17,572
Take it away.

496
00:28:17,574 --> 00:28:18,708
Mom? Dad?

497
00:28:18,710 --> 00:28:21,209
Actually, you guys,
so funny you ask,

498
00:28:21,211 --> 00:28:23,147
because I am seeing someone.

499
00:28:24,381 --> 00:28:26,381
You know how things always
get super weird

500
00:28:26,383 --> 00:28:28,817
whenever
anything gay comes up?

501
00:28:28,819 --> 00:28:30,452
Well, I just thought
I'd put everyone at ease

502
00:28:30,454 --> 00:28:33,155
by mentioning my white,
Hindu, orphan, artist boyfriend.

503
00:28:35,926 --> 00:28:37,092
Mom? Dad?

504
00:28:37,094 --> 00:28:39,394
Do you want another son...
who's white?

505
00:28:39,396 --> 00:28:42,933
You know, someone with
an unflinching gaze

506
00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:45,269
who sees all of me?

507
00:28:45,502 --> 00:28:46,703
Mom!

508
00:28:46,705 --> 00:28:48,036
Do you remember
those condoms you bought me?

509
00:28:48,038 --> 00:28:50,605
I'm gonna use them now,
because I'm seeing someone.

510
00:28:59,416 --> 00:29:01,350
Mom, you know
how you were saying

511
00:29:01,352 --> 00:29:03,485
that there was a lot of hair
in my bathroom?

512
00:29:03,487 --> 00:29:06,256
It's because there's another man
living with me now.

513
00:29:09,493 --> 00:29:10,959
Oh...

514
00:29:10,961 --> 00:29:12,127
You guys,

515
00:29:12,129 --> 00:29:14,029
you know how much you love
getting your photo taken?

516
00:29:14,031 --> 00:29:16,298
Well, I'm dating
a white photographer now.

517
00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:17,134
"Cheese."

518
00:29:18,102 --> 00:29:19,468
Get out your Beyonce.

519
00:29:19,470 --> 00:29:20,636
I need the wind machine.

520
00:29:22,306 --> 00:29:24,139
Don't let them talk over you.

521
00:29:24,141 --> 00:29:26,108
When are you
going to appreciate Manish?

522
00:29:26,110 --> 00:29:27,409
Such a good guy!

523
00:29:27,411 --> 00:29:29,077
- I do appreciate Manish.
- He is not—

524
00:29:29,079 --> 00:29:30,879
The power of love
inside you...

525
00:29:30,881 --> 00:29:31,947
let it out.

526
00:29:31,949 --> 00:29:34,082
All your eggs
are going to get dried up.

527
00:29:34,084 --> 00:29:35,117
So be it.

528
00:29:35,119 --> 00:29:39,121
You've got this.
You've got this.

529
00:29:40,424 --> 00:29:41,523
You got this.

530
00:29:57,141 --> 00:29:59,143
Mom, Dad...

531
00:29:59,476 --> 00:30:01,143
do you ever feel

532
00:30:01,145 --> 00:30:03,347
like Kajol in a field
of yellow flowers

533
00:30:03,914 --> 00:30:08,018
hearing a cowbell
and just knowing...

534
00:30:12,990 --> 00:30:13,625
Naveen!

535
00:30:15,459 --> 00:30:16,460
Uh, Manish!

536
00:30:17,494 --> 00:30:19,062
Um...

537
00:30:20,330 --> 00:30:24,301
Sorry, we're running late
for— for, uh, for, um...

538
00:30:24,535 --> 00:30:25,367
this thing.

539
00:30:25,369 --> 00:30:27,070
Uh, where's Arundhathi?

540
00:30:27,237 --> 00:30:29,973
Um... I don't know.

541
00:30:31,275 --> 00:30:32,075
I-I'm sorry.

542
00:30:32,242 --> 00:30:33,944
Oh! Um...

543
00:30:34,611 --> 00:30:36,547
This is, uh... uh...

544
00:30:37,281 --> 00:30:38,081
Jay.

545
00:30:38,248 --> 00:30:39,383
Jay. Wow.

546
00:30:39,983 --> 00:30:41,084
Hey, that's...

547
00:30:43,220 --> 00:30:44,121
Good for you, Naveen.

548
00:30:46,390 --> 00:30:48,559
Just, um, be well, okay?

549
00:30:50,494 --> 00:30:51,661
It was nice to meet you, Jay.

550
00:30:51,663 --> 00:30:52,463
Bye.

551
00:31:10,247 --> 00:31:12,682
It's not about you. I-I just—

552
00:31:12,684 --> 00:31:15,016
I just like to keep my family
out of my personal life.

553
00:31:17,622 --> 00:31:20,088
I know it's— it's crazy,

554
00:31:20,090 --> 00:31:23,060
but I've never introduced
them to a boyfriend before,

555
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,595
and, honestly, if you met them,
you'd understand.

556
00:31:26,597 --> 00:31:28,131
"If"?

557
00:31:30,768 --> 00:31:33,401
Um, so, after dinner,
he walks me to my door,

558
00:31:33,403 --> 00:31:35,303
and it's, like, moonlight,

559
00:31:35,305 --> 00:31:37,107
it's all really romantic,

560
00:31:37,274 --> 00:31:39,341
and then he, like, presses me
up against the door,

561
00:31:39,343 --> 00:31:40,509
and he leans in,

562
00:31:40,511 --> 00:31:43,280
and I'm like,
"Okay, first kiss—"

563
00:31:43,447 --> 00:31:44,782
so I'm like puckering up...

564
00:31:46,116 --> 00:31:47,451
then he robbed me.

565
00:31:49,086 --> 00:31:51,186
And then he pulled out his gun
and showed it to me,

566
00:31:51,188 --> 00:31:53,088
and it was like, "Whoa!"

567
00:31:53,090 --> 00:31:54,356
- Whoa.
- "I gotta get out of here."

568
00:31:54,358 --> 00:31:55,791
- Yeah.
- Anyways...

569
00:31:55,793 --> 00:31:57,528
enough about me, sorry.

570
00:31:58,495 --> 00:31:59,764
So, what about you two?

571
00:32:00,364 --> 00:32:02,366
Uh, sorry.
What about us?

572
00:32:02,734 --> 00:32:04,234
How did you two meet?

573
00:32:04,434 --> 00:32:05,770
I love a love story.

574
00:32:06,303 --> 00:32:08,605
Uh, he took my picture
in the hospital.

575
00:32:16,547 --> 00:32:19,114
So... um...

576
00:32:19,116 --> 00:32:21,449
do you doctors
get annoyed when,

577
00:32:21,451 --> 00:32:24,219
you know, people ask you
for free medical advice?

578
00:32:24,221 --> 00:32:25,120
Yes.

579
00:32:25,122 --> 00:32:26,456
You don't have
to change the subject.

580
00:32:28,660 --> 00:32:29,524
I took his picture,

581
00:32:29,526 --> 00:32:31,495
then we started
dating seriously...

582
00:32:31,729 --> 00:32:34,032
and then...

583
00:32:34,632 --> 00:32:36,331
he didn't
tell his family about me,

584
00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:37,802
so it's kind of like
I don't exist.

585
00:32:39,503 --> 00:32:40,470
Jay, is this...

586
00:32:41,405 --> 00:32:42,404
Are they fighting?

587
00:32:42,406 --> 00:32:44,807
We're— we're not, uh—
We're not fighting.

588
00:32:44,809 --> 00:32:46,811
Because you never say
what you feel.

589
00:32:47,444 --> 00:32:48,243
Jay.

590
00:32:48,245 --> 00:32:49,077
But I do,

591
00:32:49,079 --> 00:32:51,212
and I get
that families are tough.

592
00:32:51,214 --> 00:32:52,617
I mean, I get that, but...

593
00:32:54,518 --> 00:32:56,386
I kind of thought
that this was...

594
00:32:57,454 --> 00:32:58,555
Sorry. I don't know.

595
00:33:00,290 --> 00:33:01,156
I know—

596
00:33:01,158 --> 00:33:03,124
I made you
a part of my family.

597
00:33:03,126 --> 00:33:06,096
I always hoped that, one day,
you'd make me a part of yours.

598
00:33:06,296 --> 00:33:08,229
I want that.
You know that.

599
00:33:08,231 --> 00:33:09,464
Well, you've never said it.

600
00:33:09,466 --> 00:33:11,201
- Said what?
- Said what you want!

601
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,843
- Really, we could give y—
- No, it's fine.

602
00:33:24,281 --> 00:33:26,350
I...

603
00:33:27,652 --> 00:33:29,219
the big wedding...

604
00:33:31,521 --> 00:33:33,457
I want that too.

605
00:33:36,226 --> 00:33:37,727
The baraat,

606
00:33:37,729 --> 00:33:39,529
the fire,

607
00:33:39,697 --> 00:33:41,363
the... pandit,

608
00:33:41,365 --> 00:33:43,531
the seven circles,

609
00:33:43,533 --> 00:33:46,370
a party with
all of the people we love.

610
00:33:49,239 --> 00:33:50,574
"We want for nothing."

611
00:33:53,143 --> 00:33:54,378
I want that.

612
00:33:56,313 --> 00:33:57,280
I do.

613
00:33:59,349 --> 00:34:00,818
Of course I do.

614
00:34:06,256 --> 00:34:08,225
I want the same thing.

615
00:34:11,294 --> 00:34:15,133
The same thing... with you.

616
00:34:26,176 --> 00:34:27,244
Does that mean—

617
00:34:29,246 --> 00:34:29,847
What?

618
00:34:31,381 --> 00:34:32,650
I mean...

619
00:34:33,383 --> 00:34:35,585
it feels like you're saying
that you want to—

620
00:34:44,862 --> 00:34:45,661
Yes.

621
00:34:45,663 --> 00:34:47,462
Yes.

622
00:34:47,464 --> 00:34:48,064
A betrothal.

623
00:34:48,066 --> 00:34:49,397
Okay, no more arguments,

624
00:34:49,399 --> 00:34:50,935
or Naveen's
gonna end up pregnant.

625
00:34:55,673 --> 00:34:56,604
Love wins!

626
00:35:18,730 --> 00:35:19,764
Hi, Beta!

627
00:35:19,931 --> 00:35:21,199
Hey!

628
00:35:21,531 --> 00:35:24,934
Hey, uh, ahem, hey, uh,
is-is Mom there?

629
00:35:24,936 --> 00:35:26,536
She's taking a nap.

630
00:35:26,938 --> 00:35:29,974
Oh. Cool. Um...

631
00:35:31,776 --> 00:35:32,141
I— I was wondering if I could
bring someone along tomorrow.

632
00:35:32,143 --> 00:35:32,476
What?

633
00:35:34,846 --> 00:35:36,614
Hello? Hello!

634
00:35:36,781 --> 00:35:37,412
Hi. Hi.

635
00:35:37,414 --> 00:35:38,914
I can't hear you, Beta!

636
00:35:38,916 --> 00:35:39,982
- I was— I was j—
- Hello?

637
00:35:39,984 --> 00:35:41,416
I'm saying
that I'm gonna brin—

638
00:35:41,418 --> 00:35:42,383
The connection dropped!

639
00:35:42,385 --> 00:35:43,551
Okay, yeah, no, I'm saying

640
00:35:43,553 --> 00:35:45,422
I'm gonna bring
someone along tomorrow.

641
00:35:45,589 --> 00:35:46,456
Who is it?

642
00:35:47,859 --> 00:35:50,360
It's a guy... I'm seeing.

643
00:35:51,996 --> 00:35:52,797
Uh...

644
00:35:55,432 --> 00:35:56,801
Is he a doctor too?

645
00:35:56,968 --> 00:35:58,736
No. Uh, no.

646
00:35:59,003 --> 00:36:01,269
Uh, actually,
we met at the... temple.

647
00:36:01,271 --> 00:36:03,306
Ah! Ha! That's nice.

648
00:36:03,841 --> 00:36:05,308
Yeah. Uh, I should say—

649
00:36:05,475 --> 00:36:06,675
Okay, then! Speak soon.

650
00:36:06,677 --> 00:36:10,345
No, um, I-I was just gonna...
um, okay.

651
00:36:10,347 --> 00:36:12,482
Oh, no, no, no, no.
We'll just see you tomorrow.

652
00:36:12,784 --> 00:36:13,951
Okay. I'll-I'll-I'll—

653
00:36:14,317 --> 00:36:15,151
Okay, bye!

654
00:36:15,153 --> 00:36:16,788
I'll t-talk to you then.
Okay. Bye.

655
00:36:24,061 --> 00:36:25,730
That was not the plan.

656
00:36:28,565 --> 00:36:29,332
You nervous?

657
00:36:29,533 --> 00:36:30,333
Hmm?

658
00:36:30,534 --> 00:36:31,334
Are you nervous?

659
00:36:31,535 --> 00:36:32,335
No. You?

660
00:36:33,503 --> 00:36:34,302
No.

661
00:36:38,308 --> 00:36:38,910
Hey! Relax.

662
00:36:39,376 --> 00:36:40,510
I am relaxed.

663
00:36:40,878 --> 00:36:42,510
Do you think
I should touch their feet?

664
00:36:42,512 --> 00:36:43,946
I've never been
to their house before.

665
00:36:43,948 --> 00:36:44,914
I think
it would be weird.

666
00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:47,618
Should we watch some OutTV
while we wait?

667
00:36:47,785 --> 00:36:50,320
Watching OutTV is not
going to help us, Jaan.

668
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:51,452
It's just that I don't know

669
00:36:51,454 --> 00:36:53,858
what the protocol is
in this situation.

670
00:36:54,025 --> 00:36:57,059
My parents are super liberal
for Indians.

671
00:36:57,061 --> 00:36:59,094
Just, um, don't bring up
drinking,

672
00:36:59,096 --> 00:37:01,966
or meat, or sex, or drugs.

673
00:37:02,365 --> 00:37:05,000
And obviously, no displays
of physical affection

674
00:37:05,002 --> 00:37:07,071
or open declarations
of love.

675
00:37:08,739 --> 00:37:10,373
What do you want me to say?

676
00:37:10,540 --> 00:37:12,675
Just be nice!
Can you be nice?

677
00:37:12,677 --> 00:37:13,776
Why you getting angry?

678
00:37:13,778 --> 00:37:14,944
I'm not getting angry!

679
00:37:14,946 --> 00:37:16,679
Do I look angry?
- Yes.

680
00:37:16,681 --> 00:37:19,782
A-and just be yourself,
but, you know, like...

681
00:37:19,784 --> 00:37:21,118
a little bit more formal.

682
00:37:21,484 --> 00:37:24,485
Like you're interviewing
for, like, the presidency.

683
00:37:24,487 --> 00:37:26,523
Um...

684
00:37:28,592 --> 00:37:30,025
At least this boy is Indian.

685
00:37:39,804 --> 00:37:41,369
Uh, Mom, uh, Dad,

686
00:37:41,371 --> 00:37:42,638
this is—

687
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:43,672
Jay Kurundkar.

688
00:37:43,674 --> 00:37:44,976
It's really nice
to meet you.

689
00:37:49,412 --> 00:37:50,147
Oh, God.

690
00:37:52,083 --> 00:37:53,716
Oh! No, no! It's okay.

691
00:37:53,718 --> 00:37:55,786
It's okay, it's okay.
Bless you.

692
00:37:58,455 --> 00:37:59,757
Did he just touch your feet?

693
00:38:02,894 --> 00:38:04,461
A bitch need
some warmth at night,

694
00:38:04,629 --> 00:38:07,663
and it's nothin'
but a nice, sexy dick, Daddy,

695
00:38:07,665 --> 00:38:09,033
to keep a bitch warm.

696
00:38:09,566 --> 00:38:12,770
Um, I'm sorry,
the things I said earlier—

697
00:38:13,570 --> 00:38:15,873
We played this gay TV for you.

698
00:38:16,539 --> 00:38:20,843
My parents really like
watching gay channels

699
00:38:20,845 --> 00:38:23,781
so that they can try
to understand me better.

700
00:38:25,448 --> 00:38:27,885
Sometimes you don't have
to be a fairytale prince.

701
00:38:28,551 --> 00:38:30,187
Sometimes you can just be

702
00:38:30,553 --> 00:38:32,089
that 5'5"
Italian guy from New Jersey.

703
00:38:32,455 --> 00:38:35,626
It's crazy, but that twink
came into the hospital.

704
00:38:36,127 --> 00:38:37,728
I was so starstruck.

705
00:38:38,629 --> 00:38:39,429
Wow.

706
00:38:39,664 --> 00:38:40,262
Yeah.

707
00:38:40,264 --> 00:38:42,633
He— he didn't make it.

708
00:38:45,535 --> 00:38:47,468
Why are you having
a heart attack?

709
00:38:47,470 --> 00:38:49,138
You would've had
a heart attack if I did this.

710
00:38:49,140 --> 00:38:50,205
No. No such thing.

711
00:38:50,207 --> 00:38:52,609
We are the most
open-minded parents.

712
00:38:52,777 --> 00:38:53,876
That is insane.

713
00:38:53,878 --> 00:38:55,611
You would've never
let me do this.

714
00:38:55,613 --> 00:38:56,879
You know,
your attitude...

715
00:38:56,881 --> 00:38:58,781
Your brother is happy.
- Such a double standard.

716
00:38:58,783 --> 00:38:59,715
Naveen! Naveen?

717
00:38:59,717 --> 00:39:00,749
Uh, yeah, coming.
I'll be right back.

718
00:39:00,751 --> 00:39:02,217
Uh, yeah, coming,
coming, coming.

719
00:39:02,219 --> 00:39:03,821
Uh, yes?

720
00:39:04,088 --> 00:39:07,122
Do you know if your friend
will take sugar in the chai?

721
00:39:07,124 --> 00:39:08,589
- Uh, yeah, I think so.
- Okay.

722
00:39:08,591 --> 00:39:09,557
Make sure to ask

723
00:39:09,559 --> 00:39:11,559
if he wants
white sugar or brown sugar.

724
00:39:11,561 --> 00:39:12,628
He seems a little confused.

725
00:39:12,630 --> 00:39:13,696
Oh, that's very clever.

726
00:39:13,698 --> 00:39:15,431
Oh, my god, I'm just saying,
that's a surprise.

727
00:39:15,433 --> 00:39:17,132
What, that he's white?
Didn't Manish tell you?

728
00:39:17,134 --> 00:39:18,200
How would Manish know?

729
00:39:18,202 --> 00:39:20,069
We ran into him.
Wait, he didn't say?

730
00:39:20,071 --> 00:39:20,803
No.

731
00:39:20,805 --> 00:39:22,039
Then why were you calling me?

732
00:39:22,472 --> 00:39:23,606
Doesn't matter.

733
00:39:33,684 --> 00:39:34,484
I...

734
00:39:36,087 --> 00:39:36,921
love the photo.

735
00:39:37,487 --> 00:39:38,519
Thank you.

736
00:39:38,521 --> 00:39:40,257
Yeah. All the Indians do it.

737
00:39:40,691 --> 00:39:43,225
It's so great—
creating a family of your own.

738
00:39:43,227 --> 00:39:47,198
Well, isn't that just
why we're all alive?

739
00:39:47,732 --> 00:39:49,200
So, Jay, where are you from?

740
00:39:49,566 --> 00:39:51,235
Long story—
kind of all over.

741
00:39:51,601 --> 00:39:53,568
It took me a while to figure out
where I belonged.

742
00:39:53,570 --> 00:39:54,737
It turns out, it was here.

743
00:39:55,806 --> 00:39:57,108
My parents' house?

744
00:39:57,607 --> 00:39:58,207
- Tsk!
- No.

745
00:39:58,209 --> 00:39:59,744
Well, I meant the city,

746
00:39:59,944 --> 00:40:02,144
but this-this, uh, this house
is great too.

747
00:40:02,146 --> 00:40:04,715
So, sorry,
where's your family?

748
00:40:04,882 --> 00:40:06,615
- Arundhathi...
- What? I'm taking an interest.

749
00:40:06,617 --> 00:40:07,216
It's okay.

750
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:12,790
My parents both passed away
a few years ago.

751
00:40:13,523 --> 00:40:14,923
I'm— I'm so sorry.

752
00:40:14,925 --> 00:40:15,958
That's awful.

753
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,996
No! I mean, it was awful
that they died, but...

754
00:40:20,164 --> 00:40:22,297
they were older
when they adopted me,

755
00:40:22,299 --> 00:40:23,901
so it was not a, you know...

756
00:40:24,301 --> 00:40:27,138
That makes so much sense...

757
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:29,905
and is one
of the many things

758
00:40:29,907 --> 00:40:32,207
that would have been
nice to know about you

759
00:40:32,209 --> 00:40:33,711
before I made
an ass of myself.

760
00:40:33,878 --> 00:40:36,045
- Sorry?
- Nothing.

761
00:40:36,047 --> 00:40:38,581
Naveen didn't tell us
that you were white.

762
00:40:38,749 --> 00:40:39,381
Archit!

763
00:40:39,383 --> 00:40:40,949
- Really?
- Dad, do you...

764
00:40:40,951 --> 00:40:43,752
um, do you really
think that-that's important?

765
00:40:43,754 --> 00:40:45,854
We think it's wonderful
that you're white.

766
00:40:45,856 --> 00:40:46,889
Oh, my god.

767
00:40:46,891 --> 00:40:48,057
- Seriously?
- What?

768
00:40:48,059 --> 00:40:49,590
No, I'm just glad our mother

769
00:40:49,592 --> 00:40:52,194
is being so wonderful
and liberal,

770
00:40:52,196 --> 00:40:53,729
and an open-minded soul,

771
00:40:53,731 --> 00:40:56,765
welcoming my brother's
new lover.

772
00:40:56,767 --> 00:40:58,967
No, we can just say
"boyfriend."

773
00:40:58,969 --> 00:41:00,002
We don't have to say...

774
00:41:00,004 --> 00:41:03,205
It's j— it's j...

775
00:41:03,207 --> 00:41:04,039
It's "boyfriend."

776
00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:06,041
Welcome into our home.

777
00:41:06,043 --> 00:41:07,575
Wow! Oh, my god.

778
00:41:07,577 --> 00:41:09,246
Let's just start planning
the wedding now.

779
00:41:12,149 --> 00:41:13,048
I was kidding.

780
00:41:13,050 --> 00:41:15,084
What, are you engaged
or something?

781
00:41:15,086 --> 00:41:16,287
No! Uh...

782
00:41:16,921 --> 00:41:19,088
Well, uh, well, uh, I mean,
we've just, uh,

783
00:41:19,090 --> 00:41:21,092
we've just talked about it,
that's...

784
00:41:21,292 --> 00:41:23,158
- Oh... my.
- Wow!

785
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,227
Can you point me
to the bathroom?

786
00:41:25,229 --> 00:41:27,031
Yep. Uh, please go straight.

787
00:41:29,633 --> 00:41:30,267
To your right.

788
00:41:54,658 --> 00:41:55,524
For— for real?

789
00:41:55,526 --> 00:41:58,227
No. I obviously
wouldn't get engaged

790
00:41:58,229 --> 00:41:59,730
before a family meeting.

791
00:42:04,235 --> 00:42:06,904
Oh, my god, oh, my god,
oh, my god, oh, my god.

792
00:42:07,304 --> 00:42:09,138
We're just trying to catch up.

793
00:42:09,140 --> 00:42:10,839
This is psychotic!

794
00:42:10,841 --> 00:42:12,674
I-If I were to get engaged

795
00:42:12,676 --> 00:42:15,210
to some tatted-up white dude
before you even met him,

796
00:42:15,212 --> 00:42:16,945
you would have thrown me
out of the house!

797
00:42:16,947 --> 00:42:19,181
- Keep your voice down!
- This is so damn unfair!

798
00:42:19,183 --> 00:42:20,749
Where were you guys
eight years ago?

799
00:42:20,751 --> 00:42:21,783
What do you mean?

800
00:42:21,785 --> 00:42:22,953
Yeah, what does that mean?

801
00:42:23,988 --> 00:42:26,421
Nothing. Excuse me.

802
00:42:26,423 --> 00:42:28,157
Where are you going?

803
00:42:28,159 --> 00:42:28,959
Hey!

804
00:42:33,264 --> 00:42:36,765
- Oh.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

805
00:42:36,767 --> 00:42:38,767
Hey, Naveen,
what was that on his arm?

806
00:42:38,769 --> 00:42:39,501
Sorry.

807
00:42:39,503 --> 00:42:40,704
It's a tattoo of, uh, Ganesh.

808
00:42:41,372 --> 00:42:42,738
Our Ganesh Bhagvan?

809
00:42:42,740 --> 00:42:45,174
- Yeah. -Yeah.
- He did that for you?

810
00:42:45,176 --> 00:42:46,341
- What?
- He did it for us?

811
00:42:46,343 --> 00:42:47,876
Why would you think—

812
00:42:47,878 --> 00:42:49,378
Oh, Jay! Come, come. Come.

813
00:42:49,380 --> 00:42:51,115
Have a seat.
Have a seat.

814
00:42:58,889 --> 00:43:01,258
So, Jay... what do you do?

815
00:43:01,425 --> 00:43:02,726
I'm a freelance photographer.

816
00:43:02,893 --> 00:43:03,827
No! For a living.

817
00:43:09,233 --> 00:43:10,799
Guys...

818
00:43:10,801 --> 00:43:12,036
Dad?

819
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:17,741
Jay speaks Hindi!

820
00:43:20,044 --> 00:43:21,009
Uh...

821
00:43:21,011 --> 00:43:24,079
so something really,
really fun about Jay

822
00:43:24,081 --> 00:43:25,950
is that he can speak Hindi.

823
00:43:26,116 --> 00:43:28,085
I understand
better than I speak.

824
00:43:29,253 --> 00:43:31,055
Jay, would you like
to stay for dinner?

825
00:43:52,776 --> 00:43:54,245
Weed!

826
00:43:55,379 --> 00:43:56,247
Queer...

827
00:43:57,181 --> 00:43:58,282
art...

828
00:43:58,515 --> 00:44:02,451
- Uh...
- ... is really my, um, passion.

829
00:44:02,453 --> 00:44:05,153
Normal art
is queer art.

830
00:44:05,155 --> 00:44:06,154
Yeah, it's all...

831
00:44:06,156 --> 00:44:08,092
I mean, I guess
everything is kind of queer.

832
00:44:08,259 --> 00:44:10,826
Yeah, it's commercial—
commercial, financial.

833
00:44:10,828 --> 00:44:12,296
Yeah. And, uh...

834
00:44:12,830 --> 00:44:13,696
Robert Mapplethorpe,

835
00:44:13,698 --> 00:44:15,430
I don't know
if you've heard of him?

836
00:44:15,432 --> 00:44:16,367
He's, um...

837
00:44:16,533 --> 00:44:18,400
Yeah, there's this great book,

838
00:44:18,402 --> 00:44:19,234
it's called—

839
00:44:19,236 --> 00:44:20,902
Come, come, Chumki, come!

840
00:44:20,904 --> 00:44:22,339
Jay is staying for dinner.

841
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:23,841
Good.

842
00:44:24,775 --> 00:44:27,311
I'm... sure he's hungry.

843
00:44:30,381 --> 00:44:31,815
What are you doing?

844
00:44:31,982 --> 00:44:32,781
Nothing.

845
00:44:32,783 --> 00:44:36,018
Ooh, Mom...

846
00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:38,455
you might not want to go in
the bathroom for a little while.

847
00:44:38,822 --> 00:44:41,290
Why? What? Jay,
are you not feeling well?

848
00:44:41,292 --> 00:44:43,060
I think we are
out of Imodium.

849
00:44:43,260 --> 00:44:46,161
I'm so sorry.
It shouldn't leave an odor.

850
00:44:46,163 --> 00:44:47,529
- Mm.
- Well, that's not my experience.

851
00:44:47,531 --> 00:44:50,234
Is this a new thing
of yours too?

852
00:44:50,401 --> 00:44:52,401
Do you partake?

853
00:44:52,403 --> 00:44:53,168
Arundhathi!

854
00:44:53,170 --> 00:44:54,403
What are you two
talking about?

855
00:44:54,405 --> 00:44:55,203
I'm so sorry.

856
00:44:55,205 --> 00:44:55,871
- Pot, Mom!
- What?

857
00:44:55,873 --> 00:44:57,308
Yeah, he was smoking pot.

858
00:44:58,342 --> 00:45:00,377
I found the cartridge
in the trash.

859
00:45:01,245 --> 00:45:02,344
- My towels!
- Ganja?

860
00:45:02,346 --> 00:45:04,846
I'm sorry, I was trying to say
that it's a vape,

861
00:45:04,848 --> 00:45:06,081
so it shouldn't leave a smell.

862
00:45:06,083 --> 00:45:07,418
I can show you—
- Not now!

863
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,486
Um, uh, Jay, uh...
doesn't usually do this.

864
00:45:11,488 --> 00:45:14,425
Well... that's not true.

865
00:45:14,825 --> 00:45:16,425
Could you not,
for a second?

866
00:45:16,427 --> 00:45:18,093
I'm sorry,
I just feel like your policy

867
00:45:18,095 --> 00:45:19,394
of lying to them
about everything

868
00:45:19,396 --> 00:45:20,829
isn't really working out.

869
00:45:20,831 --> 00:45:22,197
Mm, he does has a point.

870
00:45:22,199 --> 00:45:23,265
Would you shut the fuck up?

871
00:45:23,267 --> 00:45:24,232
- Naveen!
- I should go.

872
00:45:24,234 --> 00:45:25,467
No, not now.

873
00:45:25,469 --> 00:45:26,501
You leaving so soon?

874
00:45:26,503 --> 00:45:27,538
Uncle, Auntie,

875
00:45:28,305 --> 00:45:30,174
thank you
for your hospitality.

876
00:45:30,507 --> 00:45:32,841
Jay. Jay! Hang on.

877
00:45:42,986 --> 00:45:44,088
Jay, wait!

878
00:45:45,422 --> 00:45:47,122
Jay, where are you going?

879
00:45:47,124 --> 00:45:48,559
Naveen, you should be
with your family.

880
00:45:50,260 --> 00:45:51,061
Jay!

881
00:46:10,247 --> 00:46:12,381
I can't believe
you just did that.

882
00:46:12,383 --> 00:46:14,383
Me? You're blaming me?

883
00:46:14,385 --> 00:46:16,318
After that ridiculous show
you just put on?

884
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,489
Oh, okay.
That's ridiculous.

885
00:46:18,656 --> 00:46:20,322
Fine, you must as well
just call me a fag.

886
00:46:20,324 --> 00:46:21,156
It'll be faster.

887
00:46:21,158 --> 00:46:21,923
Screw you.

888
00:46:21,925 --> 00:46:24,092
Hey, your sister
is not bigot.

889
00:46:24,094 --> 00:46:26,094
Oh, oh! That's rich.

890
00:46:26,096 --> 00:46:27,229
What's that supposed to mean?

891
00:46:27,231 --> 00:46:28,263
It means, Dad,

892
00:46:28,265 --> 00:46:30,999
that you won't say
what actually bothers you

893
00:46:31,001 --> 00:46:32,369
about this whole situation,

894
00:46:32,536 --> 00:46:34,938
because me being gay
makes you uncomfortable.

895
00:46:39,309 --> 00:46:40,678
I love him.

896
00:46:43,947 --> 00:46:45,449
He makes me happy.

897
00:46:48,519 --> 00:46:50,020
Isn't that all that matters?

898
00:46:54,458 --> 00:46:57,292
Since when does that matter
to anyone in this house?

899
00:46:57,294 --> 00:46:58,495
Excuse me?

900
00:46:58,696 --> 00:47:01,263
Seriously, what is going on
with you today?

901
00:47:02,232 --> 00:47:03,400
Is it hormones?

902
00:47:03,567 --> 00:47:05,635
Archit!
Get her a support pillow!

903
00:47:05,637 --> 00:47:07,569
We don't have
a support pillow.

904
00:47:07,571 --> 00:47:11,308
I can't believe
you picked today to drop this.

905
00:47:12,976 --> 00:47:14,609
What is that supposed to mean?

906
00:47:14,611 --> 00:47:17,379
That you hate
when it's not all about you,

907
00:47:17,381 --> 00:47:19,684
and your perfect house
and your perfect husband—

908
00:47:20,150 --> 00:47:21,316
My life is not perfect!

909
00:47:21,318 --> 00:47:22,350
Oh, did you ever think

910
00:47:22,352 --> 00:47:24,221
that maybe I just want a family,
just like you?

911
00:47:24,388 --> 00:47:25,956
For fuck's sake,
I'm not pregnant!

912
00:47:26,123 --> 00:47:26,724
I'm leaving Manish!

913
00:47:27,491 --> 00:47:28,292
What?

914
00:47:32,329 --> 00:47:33,363
I'm getting divorced.

915
00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:44,608
Arundhathi, I...

916
00:47:45,175 --> 00:47:46,176
You know...

917
00:47:47,144 --> 00:47:48,479
you could've
answered my call.

918
00:48:02,292 --> 00:48:03,695
What are you doing?

919
00:48:06,997 --> 00:48:08,365
I can't find my saffron.

920
00:48:08,733 --> 00:48:10,100
You're packing?

921
00:48:10,735 --> 00:48:13,201
That seems a bit dramatic,
don't you think?

922
00:48:13,203 --> 00:48:14,505
I'm not being dramatic.

923
00:48:14,706 --> 00:48:17,205
Oh, right, because
you're typically very grounded.

924
00:48:19,009 --> 00:48:20,511
This was always a bad idea.

925
00:48:21,144 --> 00:48:22,244
What does that mean?

926
00:48:22,246 --> 00:48:23,578
I should have known
from the start.

927
00:48:23,580 --> 00:48:25,650
I saw you...

928
00:48:26,116 --> 00:48:28,385
the way that you squirmed
when I started singing.

929
00:48:29,086 --> 00:48:30,053
I should've known then.

930
00:48:31,421 --> 00:48:32,456
Known what?

931
00:48:34,057 --> 00:48:35,492
That you're ashamed of me.

932
00:48:36,761 --> 00:48:38,262
Ashamed of yourself, actually.

933
00:48:38,630 --> 00:48:40,497
I'm not ashamed of myself.

934
00:48:41,431 --> 00:48:42,197
Naveen...

935
00:48:42,199 --> 00:48:43,799
you move
through public spaces

936
00:48:43,801 --> 00:48:46,069
like your existence
is an inconvenience,

937
00:48:46,537 --> 00:48:47,569
and you're very sorry

938
00:48:47,571 --> 00:48:50,240
to have caused anyone
to notice you at all.

939
00:48:53,310 --> 00:48:54,545
There it is.

940
00:48:55,345 --> 00:48:57,178
Oh, yeah, wouldn't want
to leave that behind.

941
00:48:57,180 --> 00:48:58,616
You know how much
saffron costs?

942
00:48:59,082 --> 00:49:00,616
No, Jay. I don't.

943
00:49:02,352 --> 00:49:04,756
You know how I got
that scar from my foster dad?

944
00:49:05,657 --> 00:49:07,725
He found me playing
with my mom's shoes.

945
00:49:12,095 --> 00:49:13,663
I've been rejected
by enough families

946
00:49:13,665 --> 00:49:15,465
to know
when it's time to move on.

947
00:49:18,168 --> 00:49:19,637
Jay...

948
00:49:20,604 --> 00:49:23,338
if you think I'm going to make
some big speech to stop you,

949
00:49:23,340 --> 00:49:24,141
then you're wrong.

950
00:49:27,544 --> 00:49:28,445
I know.

951
00:49:31,415 --> 00:49:32,583
I'm the dramatic one.

952
00:50:23,533 --> 00:50:25,367
All right,
while you were wifed up,

953
00:50:25,369 --> 00:50:27,369
I was out there,
playing the game,

954
00:50:27,371 --> 00:50:30,271
and let me tell you, sweetie,
the game has changed.

955
00:50:30,273 --> 00:50:31,306
Little soon for that.

956
00:50:31,308 --> 00:50:33,876
We're still off carbs,
but dairy's cool again.

957
00:50:33,878 --> 00:50:36,846
"No" to apps,
but "yes" to sex parties.

958
00:50:36,848 --> 00:50:38,380
- Yeah. I—
- No running!

959
00:50:38,382 --> 00:50:40,515
Gays don't run,
but we're allowed to skip.

960
00:50:40,517 --> 00:50:41,917
You know what's out?
Big dicks.

961
00:50:41,919 --> 00:50:43,853
Big dicks were totally '90s.

962
00:50:43,855 --> 00:50:45,286
Paul, we're at the hospital.

963
00:50:45,288 --> 00:50:47,692
We're into tiny little
modest dicks now.

964
00:50:47,859 --> 00:50:50,394
Um, back on cord phones.

965
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,260
You know?
We're back on this thing.

966
00:50:52,262 --> 00:50:54,498
We're twirling the cord,
twirling the cord, twirling th—

967
00:50:56,166 --> 00:50:57,534
What?

968
00:50:58,435 --> 00:51:01,605
Just Jay letting me know
he left his keys under the mat.

969
00:51:04,676 --> 00:51:06,776
Okay, we're definitely
going out tonight.

970
00:51:06,778 --> 00:51:08,543
Paul, I'm not going out.

971
00:51:08,545 --> 00:51:10,213
Yes, we are!

972
00:51:10,615 --> 00:51:12,347
- Paul, I'm not going out.
- I went online

973
00:51:12,349 --> 00:51:14,482
to that website
that's now on the Dark Web—

974
00:51:14,484 --> 00:51:15,951
Man, I love going out!

975
00:51:15,953 --> 00:51:17,519
Yeah, me too, buddy.

976
00:51:17,521 --> 00:51:18,654
I love going out.

977
00:51:18,656 --> 00:51:20,588
Oh, yeah. Good, good.

978
00:51:20,590 --> 00:51:22,825
We're in
Sex and the City, bitch!

979
00:51:22,827 --> 00:51:24,526
Hey.

980
00:51:24,528 --> 00:51:25,930
I used the key you gave Mom.

981
00:51:26,329 --> 00:51:28,198
How many secret boyfriends
do you have?

982
00:51:28,633 --> 00:51:31,734
- No.
- No. Absolutely not.

983
00:51:31,736 --> 00:51:33,803
- No, I know too much.
- Woof. No.

984
00:51:33,805 --> 00:51:36,706
All right, my Uber's waiting,

985
00:51:36,708 --> 00:51:38,540
so you're up, sis.

986
00:51:38,542 --> 00:51:39,443
See you later.

987
00:51:39,609 --> 00:51:40,475
Don't leave me.

988
00:51:40,477 --> 00:51:41,545
No, it's okay.

989
00:51:41,813 --> 00:51:42,847
She's so mean.

990
00:51:43,447 --> 00:51:44,849
Figure it out. Bye.

991
00:51:45,248 --> 00:51:45,850
Bye!

992
00:51:47,985 --> 00:51:49,286
Are you drunk?

993
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:53,490
No. Are you a ghost?

994
00:51:54,959 --> 00:51:56,761
I've been waiting all night.

995
00:51:57,929 --> 00:51:59,797
I thought you were staying
at Mom and Dad's.

996
00:52:00,965 --> 00:52:02,332
Yeah, well...

997
00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:03,801
some things were said,

998
00:52:04,401 --> 00:52:06,436
some feelings were hurt.

999
00:52:06,904 --> 00:52:09,473
Felt like
we could use some space, so...

1000
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:10,440
Where's Jay?

1001
00:52:16,413 --> 00:52:17,345
Well, I guess

1002
00:52:17,347 --> 00:52:18,848
if your relationship
was that fragile,

1003
00:52:18,850 --> 00:52:20,383
maybe I did you a favour.

1004
00:52:21,018 --> 00:52:23,755
God, I can't imagine
why you're getting a divorce.

1005
00:52:25,757 --> 00:52:27,024
Sorry. Too soon?

1006
00:52:35,532 --> 00:52:36,366
I'm...

1007
00:52:37,467 --> 00:52:38,266
sorry.

1008
00:52:59,957 --> 00:53:01,358
Everything hurts.

1009
00:53:03,027 --> 00:53:05,029
How much did
you drink last night?

1010
00:53:06,063 --> 00:53:07,632
Four... appletinis.

1011
00:53:09,834 --> 00:53:11,434
Why are you getting a divorce?

1012
00:53:12,837 --> 00:53:13,871
Geez, Naveen.

1013
00:53:15,039 --> 00:53:17,008
Literally everyone
wants to know.

1014
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:31,388
A month ago, um...

1015
00:53:32,857 --> 00:53:34,959
Manish and I were
watching Project Runway,

1016
00:53:36,393 --> 00:53:40,597
and Heidi Klum was wearing
this black sheath dress.

1017
00:53:42,700 --> 00:53:44,332
Manish was being honoured
at some gala,

1018
00:53:44,334 --> 00:53:45,435
and I asked him

1019
00:53:45,703 --> 00:53:48,806
if I should wear
the same dress.

1020
00:53:50,908 --> 00:53:52,576
And he said...

1021
00:53:53,577 --> 00:53:56,013
"I don't care what you wear,
just as long as you show up."

1022
00:54:00,084 --> 00:54:01,752
How... dare he?

1023
00:54:02,854 --> 00:54:03,719
Naveen,

1024
00:54:03,721 --> 00:54:06,924
he doesn't—
he doesn't look at me.

1025
00:54:08,993 --> 00:54:10,491
And I can't even
get mad about it,

1026
00:54:10,493 --> 00:54:13,062
because I don't
look at him either.

1027
00:54:13,064 --> 00:54:14,598
Manish and I
didn't find each other.

1028
00:54:14,899 --> 00:54:17,132
Our mothers introduced us,

1029
00:54:17,134 --> 00:54:19,469
which is,
scientifically,

1030
00:54:19,637 --> 00:54:21,603
the least horny way
two people can meet.

1031
00:54:21,605 --> 00:54:23,739
You guys went on a blind date.

1032
00:54:23,741 --> 00:54:25,406
You're acting as if
they sold you off,

1033
00:54:25,408 --> 00:54:26,842
like some kind of child bride.

1034
00:54:26,844 --> 00:54:28,511
The expectations
were clear.

1035
00:54:29,446 --> 00:54:31,013
Well... so what?

1036
00:54:31,015 --> 00:54:33,581
Mom and Dad met, like,
at their wedding,

1037
00:54:33,583 --> 00:54:35,518
and they're basically great.

1038
00:54:36,621 --> 00:54:37,587
You think?

1039
00:54:38,022 --> 00:54:39,389
What? They are.

1040
00:54:40,758 --> 00:54:42,124
Do you know
what Mom said to me?

1041
00:54:42,126 --> 00:54:44,559
"There's more to a relationship
than passion.

1042
00:54:44,561 --> 00:54:45,796
You just have to adjust."

1043
00:54:46,697 --> 00:54:49,397
Like... I-I'm sorry,

1044
00:54:49,399 --> 00:54:51,667
I'm not gonna keep living
in a loveless marriage

1045
00:54:51,669 --> 00:54:53,603
just because that's
what she decided to do.

1046
00:55:02,079 --> 00:55:04,749
I'm sorry
I torpedoed your relationship.

1047
00:55:08,119 --> 00:55:09,584
You did...

1048
00:55:09,586 --> 00:55:11,521
yeah, mm, you torpedoed it
pretty good.

1049
00:55:13,925 --> 00:55:14,990
I have nothing against

1050
00:55:14,992 --> 00:55:17,860
a boy who took you to DDLJ
on your first date.

1051
00:55:17,862 --> 00:55:18,696
Mm.

1052
00:55:20,865 --> 00:55:23,766
Have you... not told him

1053
00:55:23,768 --> 00:55:26,168
how you used to watch it
over and over again

1054
00:55:26,170 --> 00:55:27,972
until the VHS stopped working?

1055
00:55:28,438 --> 00:55:29,040
No.

1056
00:55:30,675 --> 00:55:31,642
Why not?

1057
00:55:32,677 --> 00:55:34,946
Because it's an absurd movie.

1058
00:55:35,112 --> 00:55:37,079
You cried
every time you watched it.

1059
00:55:37,081 --> 00:55:37,947
Yeah, so did you.

1060
00:55:37,949 --> 00:55:40,017
Then I got arranged
to a stranger.

1061
00:55:42,787 --> 00:55:45,690
But you kind of have
what SRK and Kajol have.

1062
00:55:45,957 --> 00:55:46,924
That thing...

1063
00:55:47,490 --> 00:55:48,857
that DDLJ thing

1064
00:55:48,859 --> 00:55:51,829
where you look at him
and you hear music.

1065
00:55:54,031 --> 00:55:55,532
What are you talking about?

1066
00:55:57,068 --> 00:55:58,936
I saw him touch your hair.

1067
00:55:59,536 --> 00:56:01,205
It was the sweetest thing.

1068
00:56:02,740 --> 00:56:05,142
He touched my hair,
so we should get married?

1069
00:56:05,776 --> 00:56:06,944
Oh, I never said that!

1070
00:56:09,714 --> 00:56:12,016
I never said anything to you
about music.

1071
00:56:13,784 --> 00:56:15,252
Are you telling me
I'm wrong?

1072
00:56:23,260 --> 00:56:26,197
What do I know?
I've never heard music myself.

1073
00:56:32,003 --> 00:56:34,005
But if I had
what you had...

1074
00:56:37,274 --> 00:56:38,075
What?

1075
00:56:41,012 --> 00:56:41,912
Something real.

1076
00:57:07,872 --> 00:57:10,305
So then
he just found his saffron

1077
00:57:10,307 --> 00:57:11,876
and... and left.

1078
00:57:13,210 --> 00:57:16,714
So, any thoughts...

1079
00:57:18,783 --> 00:57:21,617
I know I'm probably not
supposed to say this,

1080
00:57:21,619 --> 00:57:22,787
but...

1081
00:57:22,953 --> 00:57:24,722
you're my favourite one.

1082
00:57:25,856 --> 00:57:30,327
I just think you're great.
I'm a really big fan.

1083
00:57:30,961 --> 00:57:35,032
So, really, any kind of advice
or...

1084
00:57:37,768 --> 00:57:40,204
any sign would work.

1085
00:58:24,281 --> 00:58:26,784
I really don't feel
like watching a movie right now.

1086
00:58:26,951 --> 00:58:29,687
Well, art heals.
Especially Fellini.

1087
00:58:33,958 --> 00:58:35,326
What's going on?
This is DDLJ.

1088
00:58:35,693 --> 00:58:36,727
I can't watch this right now.

1089
00:58:36,894 --> 00:58:38,329
Hey, Jay, can you
just not talk?

1090
00:58:38,696 --> 00:58:39,761
Why are you showing this to me?

1091
00:58:39,763 --> 00:58:41,065
I'm not.
This is just what came up.

1092
00:58:59,283 --> 00:59:00,084
What?

1093
00:59:34,251 --> 00:59:36,118
Jay Kurundkar...

1094
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:39,690
I have historically hated
making dramatic displays.

1095
00:59:40,391 --> 00:59:41,959
I find them mortifying.

1096
00:59:42,793 --> 00:59:44,059
Isn't this mortifying?

1097
00:59:45,896 --> 00:59:48,163
But this is something
I need to say

1098
00:59:48,165 --> 00:59:50,134
as loudly as possible.

1099
00:59:51,468 --> 00:59:52,903
You are beautiful,

1100
00:59:53,737 --> 00:59:55,306
you are wise,

1101
00:59:55,839 --> 00:59:57,107
and you are brave...

1102
00:59:58,409 --> 01:00:00,110
and I'm lost without you.

1103
01:00:26,170 --> 01:00:27,236
Go!

1104
01:00:27,238 --> 01:00:29,106
Go.

1105
01:00:39,083 --> 01:00:40,251
What are you doing?

1106
01:00:40,484 --> 01:00:42,119
That depends...

1107
01:00:42,753 --> 01:00:43,420
is it working?

1108
01:00:55,833 --> 01:00:56,533
It might be.

1109
01:00:57,501 --> 01:00:58,369
In that case...

1110
01:01:04,208 --> 01:01:06,076
I'm asking you again,

1111
01:01:06,777 --> 01:01:09,179
in a very dramatic way...

1112
01:01:10,414 --> 01:01:11,548
for a second time...

1113
01:01:16,387 --> 01:01:17,921
if you'd marry me.

1114
01:01:18,389 --> 01:01:19,857
What about your family?

1115
01:01:20,190 --> 01:01:21,358
I love you.

1116
01:01:23,527 --> 01:01:25,329
I won't do this
without them.

1117
01:01:26,297 --> 01:01:27,331
I know.

1118
01:01:29,099 --> 01:01:30,000
I love you too.

1119
01:01:59,330 --> 01:02:00,230
Archit, say something.

1120
01:02:00,864 --> 01:02:02,032
What?

1121
01:02:02,199 --> 01:02:03,565
Tell them
you're happy for them.

1122
01:02:03,567 --> 01:02:05,102
I am happy for them.

1123
01:02:05,969 --> 01:02:07,369
We're so happy for you.

1124
01:02:07,371 --> 01:02:08,339
Thanks, Mom.

1125
01:02:10,341 --> 01:02:12,609
Dad, I was, uh, wondering

1126
01:02:12,976 --> 01:02:16,213
if, uh you would
ask Pandit Kumar to officiate.

1127
01:02:16,547 --> 01:02:17,381
"Officiate"?

1128
01:02:18,349 --> 01:02:19,617
The... wedding?

1129
01:02:20,918 --> 01:02:23,320
Uh, you want Pandit Kumar
to do your wedding?

1130
01:02:23,587 --> 01:02:25,055
As opposed to...?

1131
01:02:26,523 --> 01:02:29,393
We thought you would want
a more gay wedding.

1132
01:02:29,893 --> 01:02:31,895
A gay wedding?

1133
01:02:32,096 --> 01:02:34,932
Yeah, you know, like where
you wear matching suits,

1134
01:02:35,132 --> 01:02:37,199
and we are in a fancy barn,

1135
01:02:37,201 --> 01:02:39,570
and one of your friends
becomes an Internet priest...

1136
01:02:39,937 --> 01:02:42,539
No, no.
We want an Indian wedding.

1137
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:44,208
Still gay, though.

1138
01:02:44,541 --> 01:02:47,442
So, which one of you
is the bride?

1139
01:02:47,444 --> 01:02:49,378
- Oh, Dad—
- Yeah.

1140
01:02:49,380 --> 01:02:50,914
That-that's not how it works.

1141
01:02:51,181 --> 01:02:52,650
Do we have to give you away?

1142
01:02:53,050 --> 01:02:55,384
Or does someone else
give him away?

1143
01:02:55,386 --> 01:02:57,452
That tradition is messed up.

1144
01:02:57,454 --> 01:02:59,622
I mean, technically,
we gave Arundhathi away

1145
01:02:59,624 --> 01:03:00,589
to Manish's parents?

1146
01:03:00,591 --> 01:03:02,290
We tried.

1147
01:03:02,292 --> 01:03:03,158
Archit!

1148
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:04,393
Forget about
the giving-away thing.

1149
01:03:04,395 --> 01:03:05,396
But what about the dance?

1150
01:03:06,163 --> 01:03:07,963
At Arundhathi's wedding,

1151
01:03:07,965 --> 01:03:11,368
the groom and his family
welcomed her with a dance.

1152
01:03:11,535 --> 01:03:12,534
But with two grooms...

1153
01:03:12,536 --> 01:03:14,538
Well, that's easy.
My parents aren't here,

1154
01:03:14,905 --> 01:03:17,640
so I'd be more than happy
to watch you all dance for me.

1155
01:03:17,642 --> 01:03:19,642
Uh, isn't that a little...

1156
01:03:19,644 --> 01:03:21,178
What, gay?

1157
01:03:21,345 --> 01:03:22,077
Loud.

1158
01:03:22,079 --> 01:03:24,647
Loud? It's an Indian wedding!

1159
01:03:24,649 --> 01:03:26,316
You don't have to shout.

1160
01:03:30,988 --> 01:03:31,388
It's fine.

1161
01:04:00,984 --> 01:04:03,120
So? Are you gonna
say something?

1162
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:05,387
What is there to say?

1163
01:04:07,524 --> 01:04:09,458
Sometimes,
after all these years,

1164
01:04:09,460 --> 01:04:10,662
I just don't know you.

1165
01:04:11,028 --> 01:04:12,095
You know me.

1166
01:04:13,363 --> 01:04:15,030
And you're thinking
the same as me.

1167
01:04:15,032 --> 01:04:16,200
Deep down.

1168
01:04:17,301 --> 01:04:19,601
I'm not! I'm not.

1169
01:04:27,177 --> 01:04:29,110
Are you
paying attention, Archit?

1170
01:04:29,112 --> 01:04:29,779
Yes.

1171
01:04:29,781 --> 01:04:31,716
First thing— invitations.

1172
01:04:32,082 --> 01:04:34,351
Naveen, show Jay the one
we made for Arundhathi.

1173
01:04:34,518 --> 01:04:36,654
Oh... okay. Um...

1174
01:04:38,989 --> 01:04:39,856
Wow!

1175
01:04:39,858 --> 01:04:42,292
This album makes me
so emotional.

1176
01:04:42,660 --> 01:04:45,763
It was $2,300
for the outfit alone.

1177
01:04:46,163 --> 01:04:47,297
Such a waste.

1178
01:04:49,132 --> 01:04:50,668
Anyway,
do you like the invite?

1179
01:04:51,235 --> 01:04:54,137
Um, actually, we were planning
on sending an email.

1180
01:04:54,304 --> 01:04:55,203
An email?

1181
01:04:55,205 --> 01:04:57,539
We just thought
we'd save some trees.

1182
01:04:57,541 --> 01:04:59,443
No trees need to be saved!

1183
01:04:59,610 --> 01:05:02,210
We have to send a proper
printed invitation

1184
01:05:02,212 --> 01:05:04,147
that come
from your father and me,

1185
01:05:04,381 --> 01:05:05,681
like we did for Arundhathi.

1186
01:05:05,683 --> 01:05:08,151
Because it worked out so well.

1187
01:05:08,653 --> 01:05:09,752
I'm right here.

1188
01:05:09,754 --> 01:05:12,187
And you should be
with Manish, adjusting.

1189
01:05:12,189 --> 01:05:13,255
Stop telling me to adjust.

1190
01:05:13,257 --> 01:05:15,156
You can't adjust your way
into loving someone.

1191
01:05:15,158 --> 01:05:17,359
Oh! You want true love?

1192
01:05:17,361 --> 01:05:18,593
You want a fairytale,

1193
01:05:18,595 --> 01:05:20,663
you want flowers,
you want music.

1194
01:05:20,665 --> 01:05:22,464
In real life,
you have to adjust!

1195
01:05:22,466 --> 01:05:23,635
Look how much I'm adjusting!

1196
01:05:25,003 --> 01:05:26,771
I love paper invites.

1197
01:05:27,137 --> 01:05:28,036
Thank you.

1198
01:05:28,038 --> 01:05:30,071
And you should
respect the traditions

1199
01:05:30,073 --> 01:05:31,606
you're about
to enter into.

1200
01:05:31,608 --> 01:05:32,708
Mom, a day ago,

1201
01:05:32,710 --> 01:05:34,779
you told me to get married
by an Internet priest.

1202
01:05:35,145 --> 01:05:37,345
Oh, why you have to be
so technical?

1203
01:05:42,586 --> 01:05:43,719
Madam,

1204
01:05:43,721 --> 01:05:46,189
thank you for entrusting me
with this homo wedding.

1205
01:05:47,224 --> 01:05:49,159
This is the wedding planner?

1206
01:05:49,627 --> 01:05:52,062
Uh, I thought we said
no more barns.

1207
01:05:52,830 --> 01:05:55,096
Oh! Okay. No, no.
We're open to it.

1208
01:05:55,098 --> 01:05:56,699
We're open to it.
Of course, Master Ji.

1209
01:05:56,701 --> 01:05:58,768
We are so lucky
to have you planning it.

1210
01:05:58,770 --> 01:06:00,569
You're always so booked
and busy.

1211
01:06:00,571 --> 01:06:01,673
It is all good!

1212
01:06:01,839 --> 01:06:03,338
Love is love.

1213
01:06:03,340 --> 01:06:04,372
And money is money.

1214
01:06:09,313 --> 01:06:11,614
Are we sure about this guy?

1215
01:06:11,616 --> 01:06:13,818
He's perfect.
Look at him yell.

1216
01:06:21,191 --> 01:06:22,593
So, which one is the bride?

1217
01:06:25,495 --> 01:06:27,331
The dance floor will be here.

1218
01:06:27,632 --> 01:06:28,864
You ready to shake it?

1219
01:06:28,866 --> 01:06:30,298
I don't really dance.

1220
01:06:30,300 --> 01:06:31,433
What is wrong with you?

1221
01:06:31,435 --> 01:06:33,838
Master Ji, this is perfect.
The space is perfect.

1222
01:06:34,237 --> 01:06:34,839
Good.

1223
01:06:35,205 --> 01:06:36,404
Let us talk dates.

1224
01:06:36,406 --> 01:06:39,142
We all know this is the best
venue for Indian weddings.

1225
01:06:39,309 --> 01:06:41,276
Lowest divorce rate,
highest spirituality

1226
01:06:41,278 --> 01:06:42,377
for the lowest price.

1227
01:06:42,379 --> 01:06:43,746
They have September 11 open.

1228
01:06:43,748 --> 01:06:44,546
Wonderful!

1229
01:06:44,548 --> 01:06:46,581
Oh, Mom, wait—

1230
01:06:46,583 --> 01:06:48,249
Wait? What is wrong
with September 11th?

1231
01:06:48,251 --> 01:06:50,320
Because of something hap—

1232
01:06:50,487 --> 01:06:52,253
- Oh, the terror attack?
- Yes.

1233
01:06:52,255 --> 01:06:53,791
Oh, September 11,
is it a discount?

1234
01:06:54,191 --> 01:06:55,457
- Discount?
- Yeah.

1235
01:06:55,459 --> 01:06:56,591
There's no discount.

1236
01:06:56,593 --> 01:06:59,594
We don't want that day
even if there's a discount.

1237
01:06:59,596 --> 01:07:01,262
We also have September 12...

1238
01:07:01,264 --> 01:07:02,432
- Oh, perfect!
- In six years.

1239
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:04,734
No, that's—
that's way too long.

1240
01:07:04,736 --> 01:07:05,668
Might be good to hold off,

1241
01:07:05,670 --> 01:07:07,639
make sure this man
is really the one.

1242
01:07:08,171 --> 01:07:08,838
What?

1243
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:10,039
What?

1244
01:07:10,041 --> 01:07:11,674
Do you know
what happens in a barn?

1245
01:07:11,676 --> 01:07:12,808
Animals live in a barn!

1246
01:07:12,810 --> 01:07:14,476
You— my son is getting married!

1247
01:07:14,478 --> 01:07:15,310
Why don't you understand?

1248
01:07:15,312 --> 01:07:16,746
You don't
have a proper ballroom

1249
01:07:16,748 --> 01:07:18,546
where I can
invite all my friends

1250
01:07:18,548 --> 01:07:19,649
and be happy with them?

1251
01:07:19,651 --> 01:07:21,717
You want a ballroom?
People are gonna suffocate!

1252
01:07:21,719 --> 01:07:23,284
- All these flowers—
- Nobody feel bad

1253
01:07:23,286 --> 01:07:25,322
about being in a homo wedding,
feeling homophobic.

1254
01:07:25,589 --> 01:07:26,588
- Get over—
- Because of the air.

1255
01:07:26,590 --> 01:07:29,625
Oh, my god! You stop
saying "homo" right now!

1256
01:07:29,627 --> 01:07:30,826
Clean, fresh air.

1257
01:07:30,828 --> 01:07:32,594
You think I'm scared
of throwing a big wedding?

1258
01:07:32,596 --> 01:07:35,296
You think the Gavaskars
cannot have a big wedding?

1259
01:07:35,298 --> 01:07:36,264
- You want big wedding?
- Yes.

1260
01:07:36,266 --> 01:07:38,701
We can get the Thunderbirds
to fly over

1261
01:07:38,703 --> 01:07:40,268
and spray queer colours.

1262
01:07:40,270 --> 01:07:42,840
Can put the soundtrack...

1263
01:07:43,206 --> 01:07:44,174
She loves you so much.

1264
01:07:45,843 --> 01:07:47,043
I know.

1265
01:07:47,045 --> 01:07:48,644
to look
at the surroundings anyway.

1266
01:07:48,646 --> 01:07:49,611
Do you realize

1267
01:07:49,613 --> 01:07:51,515
that my only gay son
is getting married?

1268
01:07:51,716 --> 01:07:54,282
The kundlis say
that this is the best venue—

1269
01:07:54,284 --> 01:07:56,586
You told Marie
about my son's community.

1270
01:08:10,534 --> 01:08:11,634
Why didn't you come in?

1271
01:08:13,270 --> 01:08:14,906
I would have been in the way.

1272
01:08:16,941 --> 01:08:18,308
Are you all done?

1273
01:08:18,643 --> 01:08:20,845
Hmm, is your mother
riding with Jay?

1274
01:08:27,652 --> 01:08:29,719
Dad, you know,
for a second there,

1275
01:08:29,721 --> 01:08:30,653
I couldn't remember

1276
01:08:30,655 --> 01:08:33,356
why I even wanted
any of this anymore,

1277
01:08:34,391 --> 01:08:37,628
but there's a difference
between not wanting something

1278
01:08:37,995 --> 01:08:40,263
and being afraid
to want it.

1279
01:08:42,265 --> 01:08:43,668
Naveen?

1280
01:08:45,402 --> 01:08:49,270
Dad, what is the worst thing
that you think can happen?

1281
01:08:49,272 --> 01:08:50,371
Huh?

1282
01:08:50,373 --> 01:08:52,710
What, a couple
of aunties gossip?

1283
01:08:52,877 --> 01:08:55,345
Seriously, Dad,
what are you so afraid of?

1284
01:08:59,784 --> 01:09:01,518
Ungrateful children.

1285
01:09:03,453 --> 01:09:04,722
You just...

1286
01:09:07,792 --> 01:09:08,860
decide things.

1287
01:09:12,697 --> 01:09:14,564
You and your sister both—

1288
01:09:14,732 --> 01:09:17,465
you just decide,
whatever it is you want.

1289
01:09:17,467 --> 01:09:20,370
You know how much say
my father gave me in my wedding?

1290
01:09:22,305 --> 01:09:23,507
None.

1291
01:09:26,576 --> 01:09:27,910
Yeah, well, maybe you're fine

1292
01:09:27,912 --> 01:09:29,410
in some sort of
loveless marriage

1293
01:09:29,412 --> 01:09:30,447
for your whole life, but—

1294
01:09:32,449 --> 01:09:34,317
Is that what you think?

1295
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:37,855
Of your mother and I?

1296
01:09:40,925 --> 01:09:42,860
I'm gonna ride
with Mom and Jay.

1297
01:09:44,629 --> 01:09:48,365
We'll send you an invite,
but no obligation to attend.

1298
01:10:20,597 --> 01:10:22,099
Thank you. Thank you.

1299
01:10:23,768 --> 01:10:25,703
Why are you sitting over here?

1300
01:10:25,870 --> 01:10:27,905
You don't need
to get in my space, please.

1301
01:10:28,072 --> 01:10:29,271
You go sit in your chair.

1302
01:10:29,273 --> 01:10:30,873
You bought that chair
for yourself, right?

1303
01:10:30,875 --> 01:10:32,677
That ridiculous chair.
You go there.

1304
01:10:46,023 --> 01:10:47,124
What? Why you looking at me?

1305
01:10:48,993 --> 01:10:50,695
I'm very tired.

1306
01:10:51,528 --> 01:10:53,130
I'm going to head up to bed.

1307
01:11:31,903 --> 01:11:33,501
You found this guy
on Craigslist?

1308
01:11:33,503 --> 01:11:34,138
Instagram.

1309
01:11:35,907 --> 01:11:36,772
His ad said

1310
01:11:36,774 --> 01:11:39,844
assembling furniture
was his passion.

1311
01:11:40,811 --> 01:11:41,646
- Mom!

1312
01:11:42,813 --> 01:11:43,648
Hey?

1313
01:11:43,848 --> 01:11:45,515
Don't "Hey, Mom" me!

1314
01:11:45,950 --> 01:11:46,715
And you!

1315
01:11:46,717 --> 01:11:48,050
What did you say
to your father?

1316
01:11:48,052 --> 01:11:48,651
What?

1317
01:11:48,653 --> 01:11:49,987
He's extremely upset!

1318
01:11:51,622 --> 01:11:52,420
Good.

1319
01:11:52,422 --> 01:11:53,155
"Good"?

1320
01:11:53,157 --> 01:11:54,189
When did you become like this?

1321
01:11:54,191 --> 01:11:54,990
What, brave?

1322
01:11:54,992 --> 01:11:55,826
Disrespectful!

1323
01:11:56,493 --> 01:11:57,326
Sitting like that

1324
01:11:57,328 --> 01:11:58,930
while your mom
is still standing!

1325
01:11:59,964 --> 01:12:01,697
I tried, okay?

1326
01:12:01,699 --> 01:12:03,564
I really tried.
You know how much.

1327
01:12:03,566 --> 01:12:05,768
See, this is the problem
with the two of you.

1328
01:12:05,770 --> 01:12:07,570
You both think
we are the enemy.

1329
01:12:07,972 --> 01:12:08,971
Do you know that

1330
01:12:08,973 --> 01:12:11,173
when you even
prick your finger, we bleed?

1331
01:12:11,175 --> 01:12:12,241
Excuse me, Ma'am?

1332
01:12:12,243 --> 01:12:14,209
Would you like
something to sit on?

1333
01:12:14,211 --> 01:12:15,179
Who are you?

1334
01:12:15,545 --> 01:12:16,645
Where is your shirt?

1335
01:12:16,647 --> 01:12:19,014
- He doesn't work with a shirt.
- No, no. Nice boy.

1336
01:12:19,016 --> 01:12:20,883
Nice boy.
I'm good. Thank you. No. No.

1337
01:12:20,885 --> 01:12:21,852
She's fine.

1338
01:12:22,153 --> 01:12:23,385
Do you have any idea

1339
01:12:23,387 --> 01:12:26,023
what the last six years
have been like for us?

1340
01:12:26,456 --> 01:12:28,090
You just announce
that you're gay,

1341
01:12:28,092 --> 01:12:29,226
and you take off.

1342
01:12:29,694 --> 01:12:31,696
You go off
to live your own life.

1343
01:12:32,129 --> 01:12:34,930
I don't know anything about
you or your relationships,

1344
01:12:34,932 --> 01:12:36,033
nothing,

1345
01:12:36,466 --> 01:12:38,801
and then you come back
with this boy

1346
01:12:38,803 --> 01:12:40,537
who we don't know
anything about,

1347
01:12:40,871 --> 01:12:43,708
and you just announce
that you're engaged?

1348
01:12:44,008 --> 01:12:45,176
Twice?

1349
01:12:45,776 --> 01:12:47,712
How do you expect
your father to react?

1350
01:12:50,580 --> 01:12:52,948
And I've been
indulging you so much

1351
01:12:52,950 --> 01:12:54,083
out of fear!

1352
01:12:54,085 --> 01:12:57,920
I'm so scared that if I say
one wrong word to you,

1353
01:12:57,922 --> 01:13:00,157
you're just gonna
cut us off your life forever!

1354
01:13:02,126 --> 01:13:03,227
Mom, I would never—

1355
01:13:04,762 --> 01:13:05,997
I have to go.

1356
01:13:06,931 --> 01:13:08,063
And you!

1357
01:13:08,065 --> 01:13:10,833
You're wasting your time
in this room with one chair.

1358
01:13:15,639 --> 01:13:16,972
All we have is each other!

1359
01:14:24,574 --> 01:14:25,608
Hey, Uncle.

1360
01:14:26,844 --> 01:14:27,943
- Ah.
- Megha sent me in.

1361
01:14:27,945 --> 01:14:29,113
Come in.

1362
01:14:29,647 --> 01:14:31,816
Is everything okay?
I got your message.

1363
01:14:31,982 --> 01:14:34,852
I thought
we can have a little chat.

1364
01:14:39,256 --> 01:14:40,656
Are you making korma?

1365
01:14:40,658 --> 01:14:41,256
Ah.

1366
01:14:41,258 --> 01:14:43,828
Can I help?

1367
01:14:44,195 --> 01:14:47,264
No, no, no. No. I'm okay.

1368
01:14:50,334 --> 01:14:52,801
Do you ever try making this
with dates, Uncle?

1369
01:14:52,803 --> 01:14:54,071
Why would I do that?

1370
01:14:55,106 --> 01:14:56,173
That is just odd.

1371
01:14:56,340 --> 01:14:58,309
It's actually
a wonderful flavour.

1372
01:14:58,709 --> 01:15:00,142
Then you should make something

1373
01:15:00,144 --> 01:15:02,313
which is supposed
to have dates in it.

1374
01:15:05,216 --> 01:15:07,218
Naveen says
you've always done the cooking.

1375
01:15:08,385 --> 01:15:09,551
When I was a boy,

1376
01:15:09,553 --> 01:15:11,989
I wanted to cater weddings
for a living...

1377
01:15:13,224 --> 01:15:14,325
to be a cook.

1378
01:15:14,792 --> 01:15:15,893
Why didn't you?

1379
01:15:17,294 --> 01:15:20,798
When I told my father,
he gave me this.

1380
01:15:23,367 --> 01:15:25,002
That was a different time.

1381
01:15:27,972 --> 01:15:29,206
Not that different.

1382
01:15:30,341 --> 01:15:31,976
Naveen never told me
that story.

1383
01:15:32,343 --> 01:15:33,777
He doesn't know.

1384
01:15:35,646 --> 01:15:36,814
I think
you should tell him.

1385
01:15:41,719 --> 01:15:43,787
Do you know
Naveen used to paint?

1386
01:15:46,123 --> 01:15:46,955
See that?

1387
01:15:46,957 --> 01:15:48,357
Ah.

1388
01:15:48,359 --> 01:15:50,427
He drew that.

1389
01:15:53,697 --> 01:15:54,331
Wow.

1390
01:16:01,438 --> 01:16:03,440
Always surprising me...

1391
01:16:04,942 --> 01:16:05,910
my only son.

1392
01:16:07,678 --> 01:16:09,747
So much inside him.

1393
01:16:11,148 --> 01:16:14,451
Beautiful things...
like that.

1394
01:16:16,787 --> 01:16:17,755
He has...

1395
01:16:18,455 --> 01:16:20,057
he has good taste.

1396
01:16:21,325 --> 01:16:22,860
Good instincts.

1397
01:17:04,301 --> 01:17:05,467
Are there dates in this?

1398
01:17:28,259 --> 01:17:29,526
You do all this,

1399
01:17:29,893 --> 01:17:32,229
and you hope
it lasts forever...

1400
01:17:33,264 --> 01:17:36,066
and if it doesn't,

1401
01:17:37,101 --> 01:17:38,767
you come together
and do it all again

1402
01:17:38,769 --> 01:17:39,937
for someone else
anyways.

1403
01:17:44,241 --> 01:17:45,409
Because...

1404
01:17:47,211 --> 01:17:48,977
and-and I'm sorry
to be sentimental,

1405
01:17:48,979 --> 01:17:50,848
it's not in my nature, but...

1406
01:17:52,916 --> 01:17:55,286
the easiest thing
to believe in

1407
01:17:56,020 --> 01:17:56,820
is love.

1408
01:18:05,095 --> 01:18:06,328
Here, stand still.

1409
01:18:06,330 --> 01:18:07,498
Mom, it's fine.

1410
01:18:08,065 --> 01:18:09,466
It's not fine.

1411
01:18:12,536 --> 01:18:14,870
And you,
you should be rehearsing!

1412
01:18:14,872 --> 01:18:16,106
I'm all set.

1413
01:18:19,176 --> 01:18:20,144
He looks good, Ma.

1414
01:18:33,223 --> 01:18:34,024
Now...

1415
01:18:34,525 --> 01:18:35,559
the varmala.

1416
01:18:37,294 --> 01:18:38,595
Both our grooms

1417
01:18:38,962 --> 01:18:40,964
will exchange garlands

1418
01:18:42,333 --> 01:18:44,001
just to specify

1419
01:18:44,168 --> 01:18:49,340
their acceptance of each other
as spouses.

1420
01:18:51,942 --> 01:18:52,543
Okay.

1421
01:18:53,377 --> 01:18:54,576
Ooh...

1422
01:18:54,578 --> 01:18:55,577
Come... come on. Come on.

1423
01:18:55,579 --> 01:18:58,246
Aren't you the wily coyote?

1424
01:19:17,601 --> 01:19:21,972
Mangalam Bhagwan Vishnuh,
Mangalam Garunadhwajah.

1425
01:19:24,642 --> 01:19:31,048
Mangalam Bhagwan Vishnuh,
Mangalam Garunadhwajah.

1426
01:19:33,618 --> 01:19:35,317
You know, I say that
all the time.

1427
01:19:35,319 --> 01:19:37,588
Shh!

1428
01:19:42,660 --> 01:19:44,159
The couple vows

1429
01:19:44,161 --> 01:19:47,531
to remain loyal
as long as they live.

1430
01:19:50,601 --> 01:19:54,405
The couple vows to live
in harmony with nature.

1431
01:19:59,076 --> 01:20:01,145
The couple vows to take care

1432
01:20:01,945 --> 01:20:03,380
of each other's families
as their own,

1433
01:20:03,614 --> 01:20:05,213
to respect their elders.

1434
01:20:12,389 --> 01:20:14,191
The couple vows support...

1435
01:20:14,591 --> 01:20:17,561
to take equal care
of the relationship.

1436
01:20:20,464 --> 01:20:23,635
The couple vows
friendship to each other...

1437
01:20:24,669 --> 01:20:26,036
for this life,

1438
01:20:26,537 --> 01:20:27,639
and for all the lives.

1439
01:20:29,406 --> 01:20:30,941
You are now

1440
01:20:31,643 --> 01:20:33,010
one soul.

1441
01:20:33,377 --> 01:20:34,511
They're married.

1442
01:20:35,212 --> 01:20:36,513
Happy marry.

1443
01:20:37,181 --> 01:20:38,115
Oh...

1444
01:21:00,204 --> 01:21:01,269
They say

1445
01:21:01,271 --> 01:21:03,240
when you throw the rice
over your shoulder,

1446
01:21:03,540 --> 01:21:06,274
you're finally leaving
your parents behind forever.

1447
01:21:10,748 --> 01:21:11,749
But how could you,
really?

1448
01:21:49,119 --> 01:21:50,220
Where did Mom go?

1449
01:21:55,292 --> 01:21:56,024
Hello.

1450
01:22:03,701 --> 01:22:05,102
I'm Megha...

1451
01:22:05,502 --> 01:22:06,603
Naveen's mother.

1452
01:22:06,771 --> 01:22:08,270
I didn't know
your mom was speaking.

1453
01:22:08,272 --> 01:22:09,437
Uh...

1454
01:22:09,439 --> 01:22:12,744
Naveen's father and I
have been married for 35 years,

1455
01:22:13,778 --> 01:22:16,313
so I'm here
to offer some advice.

1456
01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:18,313
How much
has she had to drink?

1457
01:22:18,315 --> 01:22:19,784
Your mother doesn't drink.

1458
01:22:20,250 --> 01:22:22,117
I didn't
meet Naveen's father

1459
01:22:22,119 --> 01:22:23,554
until our engagement,

1460
01:22:24,187 --> 01:22:27,322
so there were many things
we didn't know about each other

1461
01:22:27,324 --> 01:22:29,226
until after our wedding day.

1462
01:22:30,193 --> 01:22:33,096
I had to figure out
what this new person liked,

1463
01:22:33,263 --> 01:22:34,298
didn't like,

1464
01:22:34,699 --> 01:22:37,198
what he preferred,
didn't prefer...

1465
01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:38,302
Maybe she is drunk.

1466
01:22:39,069 --> 01:22:40,672
what he really liked,

1467
01:22:41,338 --> 01:22:42,674
really didn't like,

1468
01:22:43,073 --> 01:22:43,841
how much,

1469
01:22:44,374 --> 01:22:45,509
how many times...

1470
01:22:46,243 --> 01:22:47,409
that's right, people.

1471
01:22:47,411 --> 01:22:48,443
I'm talking about

1472
01:22:48,445 --> 01:22:50,480
the most important thing
in any relationship...

1473
01:22:51,281 --> 01:22:52,113
food.

1474
01:22:52,115 --> 01:22:54,416
Oh!

1475
01:22:54,418 --> 01:22:56,351
Oh, my god! She got me.

1476
01:22:57,454 --> 01:22:58,756
I was so nervous.

1477
01:22:59,323 --> 01:23:01,391
I had never done it
before marriage...

1478
01:23:01,726 --> 01:23:02,625
Oh, my god.

1479
01:23:02,627 --> 01:23:03,695
the cooking.

1480
01:23:04,227 --> 01:23:06,696
- Oh, my god.
- No. I can't do this.

1481
01:23:06,698 --> 01:23:08,430
This is worse than coming out.

1482
01:23:08,432 --> 01:23:11,803
I tried making him idlis
for our first breakfast.

1483
01:23:12,436 --> 01:23:15,403
It came out like idli pudding.

1484
01:23:16,007 --> 01:23:17,675
The dosas kept breaking.

1485
01:23:18,175 --> 01:23:19,541
Potatoes so tough,

1486
01:23:19,543 --> 01:23:20,843
you could
break your teeth on them.

1487
01:23:21,879 --> 01:23:23,813
It went on like this
for a week,

1488
01:23:23,815 --> 01:23:25,380
and then, one night,

1489
01:23:25,382 --> 01:23:27,885
I woke up to this amazing aroma.

1490
01:23:28,285 --> 01:23:30,253
My husband was in the kitchen,

1491
01:23:30,420 --> 01:23:32,255
cooking an enormous feast.

1492
01:23:33,290 --> 01:23:35,660
Aloo paratha,
daal makhani,

1493
01:23:35,827 --> 01:23:37,629
navratan korma,
bhindi curry...

1494
01:23:38,528 --> 01:23:40,796
The poor man just couldn't
take it anymore!

1495
01:23:40,798 --> 01:23:42,163
He was starving.

1496
01:23:43,901 --> 01:23:46,804
He was so apologetic,
but I was so thrilled.

1497
01:23:47,772 --> 01:23:49,907
Afterwards, we conceived
our first child—

1498
01:23:50,507 --> 01:23:51,375
Arundhathi.

1499
01:23:51,541 --> 01:23:52,842
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, my god.

1500
01:23:52,844 --> 01:23:54,342
Okay. We're going there.

1501
01:23:54,344 --> 01:23:56,144
Arundhathi,

1502
01:23:56,146 --> 01:23:57,815
who gave us so much joy,

1503
01:23:58,181 --> 01:23:59,516
and who we love so much.

1504
01:24:01,585 --> 01:24:03,855
And Naveen
wasn't too far behind.

1505
01:24:04,822 --> 01:24:05,988
Naveen,

1506
01:24:05,990 --> 01:24:08,826
you were such a shy,
delicate little boy,

1507
01:24:09,526 --> 01:24:11,727
and I wouldn't say
I was so surprised

1508
01:24:11,729 --> 01:24:13,330
when you came out
to be a gay...

1509
01:24:14,531 --> 01:24:15,399
Wow.

1510
01:24:15,565 --> 01:24:16,464
- There she is.
- Okay.

1511
01:24:16,466 --> 01:24:18,368
but I was scared.

1512
01:24:19,269 --> 01:24:20,402
I was worried

1513
01:24:20,404 --> 01:24:22,539
that life would be harder
for you.

1514
01:24:23,775 --> 01:24:25,643
I was worried
you would be lonely.

1515
01:24:27,411 --> 01:24:28,378
Jay...

1516
01:24:28,545 --> 01:24:30,313
thank you
for loving my son.

1517
01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:33,383
You have put my heart at ease.

1518
01:24:34,418 --> 01:24:35,583
Naveen and Jay,

1519
01:24:35,585 --> 01:24:38,488
you two have a major head start
on your father and me.

1520
01:24:38,890 --> 01:24:41,591
Yours might seem like
a different kind of marriage,

1521
01:24:42,627 --> 01:24:44,261
but if you are lucky,

1522
01:24:44,561 --> 01:24:45,763
in time,

1523
01:24:45,930 --> 01:24:48,700
the love that you have today
will seem small,

1524
01:24:48,966 --> 01:24:50,635
because you will see

1525
01:24:50,802 --> 01:24:52,502
as life goes on,

1526
01:24:52,670 --> 01:24:55,603
that your love
will grow and grow

1527
01:24:55,605 --> 01:24:56,506
and grow...

1528
01:24:58,208 --> 01:25:00,277
until one day you realize...

1529
01:25:01,646 --> 01:25:03,246
that it will never
stop growing.

1530
01:25:35,947 --> 01:25:36,781
Nice speech.

1531
01:25:38,950 --> 01:25:39,851
Thank you.

1532
01:25:43,788 --> 01:25:45,520
You know,
your father and I

1533
01:25:45,522 --> 01:25:47,324
were luckier
than I realized.

1534
01:25:48,760 --> 01:25:52,262
I think everyone deserves
to feel so lucky one day.

1535
01:26:04,274 --> 01:26:05,573
You're next, Chumki.

1536
01:26:09,446 --> 01:26:10,411
Okay.

1537
01:26:10,413 --> 01:26:11,716
So, are you ready?

1538
01:26:12,817 --> 01:26:13,581
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

1539
01:26:13,583 --> 01:26:15,517
- Let's do this.
- Let's do this.

1540
01:26:15,519 --> 01:26:17,720
- Go!

1541
01:26:17,722 --> 01:26:18,689
The mic, yeah?

1542
01:26:22,592 --> 01:26:24,528
And now, everyone, be quiet!

1543
01:26:25,295 --> 01:26:27,364
I mean it! Be quiet!

1544
01:26:27,564 --> 01:26:28,666
Put it together...

1545
01:26:29,566 --> 01:26:31,769
because the groom's family

1546
01:26:32,003 --> 01:26:34,806
have arranged for
a special surprise for the...

1547
01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:36,371
groom!

1548
01:26:38,876 --> 01:26:39,474
What?

1549
01:26:41,913 --> 01:26:42,878
What's happening?

1550
01:26:42,880 --> 01:26:43,913
You know...

1551
01:26:43,915 --> 01:26:46,684
there's nothing gayer
than Bollywood...

1552
01:26:46,951 --> 01:26:47,850
Oh, my god.

1553
01:26:47,852 --> 01:26:49,652
the bigness of love.

1554
01:27:21,085 --> 01:27:22,718
Okay!

1555
01:27:34,932 --> 01:27:36,431
- What is going on?

1556
01:28:03,895 --> 01:28:04,996
Slay, mama.

1557
01:28:07,632 --> 01:28:08,529
Oh!

1558
01:28:14,872 --> 01:28:15,905
Oh, the dad's involved.

1559
01:28:26,117 --> 01:28:27,415
Oh, my god, he's vogueing!