1 00:01:19,706 --> 00:01:21,997 Hey, Benji. It's me. I'm just leaving my apartment. 2 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:24,372 Remember, we gotta be there, like, three hours early. 3 00:01:24,373 --> 00:01:26,955 Yeah, just, um, ring me when you get this. 4 00:01:28,790 --> 00:01:30,664 Hey, Benji. I hope you left already 5 00:01:30,665 --> 00:01:32,622 'cause I'm stuck in a little traffic on the BQE. 6 00:01:32,623 --> 00:01:34,497 Just in case you can avoid it. 7 00:01:34,498 --> 00:01:36,748 Uh, anyway, just ring me when you get this. 8 00:01:38,456 --> 00:01:40,622 Hey, Benji. Actually, traffic just cleared up. 9 00:01:40,623 --> 00:01:42,789 So that's pretty good, if you were worried. 10 00:01:42,790 --> 00:01:44,247 Maybe you weren't. Anyway, just ring me 11 00:01:44,248 --> 00:01:45,830 when you get this, anyway. 12 00:01:45,831 --> 00:01:48,414 Hey, Benji. I'm sorry I'm leaving so many messages. 13 00:01:48,415 --> 00:01:50,330 Just... Sorry. You can disregard them 'cause I'm... 14 00:01:50,331 --> 00:01:51,872 I'll be there soon, and I, uh... 15 00:01:51,873 --> 00:01:52,955 Yeah. I can't wait to see you, 16 00:01:52,956 --> 00:01:54,998 and I will not leave you another message. Okay. Bye. 17 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,997 Hey, Benji. Uh, I just got to the airport. 18 00:01:58,998 --> 00:02:00,955 I really hope you left already or that you're, like, 19 00:02:00,956 --> 00:02:02,247 I don't know, on your way. 20 00:02:02,248 --> 00:02:04,581 Anyway, just, uh, ring me when you get this. 21 00:02:09,123 --> 00:02:10,372 Whoa! 22 00:02:10,373 --> 00:02:12,248 - Oh, God. You made it. - What's up, cuz? 23 00:02:12,581 --> 00:02:14,664 Oh, man, come here. I called you so many times. 24 00:02:14,665 --> 00:02:15,747 Step back, dude. Let me have a look at you. 25 00:02:15,748 --> 00:02:16,868 It's so good to see... Yeah. 26 00:02:17,373 --> 00:02:18,705 - Okay. - Turn around. I wanna see 27 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,372 - the whole fucking picture. - What? Really? 28 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:21,872 - Twirl. Twirly dervish. - Okay, okay. 29 00:02:21,873 --> 00:02:23,622 - All right, all right. - Yeah, man, look at you. 30 00:02:23,623 --> 00:02:25,705 Healthy, wealthy, and wise. You look good. 31 00:02:25,706 --> 00:02:27,039 All right, listen, I think we should check you in. 32 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:28,289 - I did a thing online. I... - Oh, no, I did it. 33 00:02:28,290 --> 00:02:30,164 - I checked in a while ago. - Did you? 34 00:02:30,165 --> 00:02:31,955 - Yeah. - Sorry. When did you get here? 35 00:02:31,956 --> 00:02:33,164 Few hours ago. 36 00:02:33,165 --> 00:02:34,247 - Really? - Yeah. 37 00:02:34,248 --> 00:02:36,039 I mean, the flight's not for another, like, two hours. 38 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,497 Yeah, but they open the airport super early. 39 00:02:37,498 --> 00:02:38,872 You can just come here and hang out. 40 00:02:38,873 --> 00:02:40,455 - Wow. Okay. - Mm-hmm. 41 00:02:40,456 --> 00:02:42,455 You meet the craziest fucking people here, dude. 42 00:02:42,456 --> 00:02:43,997 Oh. And did you eat anything? 43 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:45,164 - I did. Yeah. No, yeah. - Okay. 44 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,247 Just 'cause I'm gonna wanna get something 45 00:02:46,248 --> 00:02:47,455 - before we take off. - Don't worry about it, man. 46 00:02:47,456 --> 00:02:49,747 I got you a yogurt. It's a little warm. 47 00:02:49,748 --> 00:02:51,372 - Warm? - It's been in my pocket. 48 00:02:51,373 --> 00:02:54,080 Shit, I don't have a spoon. That's okay. You just sort of 49 00:02:54,081 --> 00:02:55,580 squeeze it, slurp it. 50 00:02:55,581 --> 00:02:57,040 Did you really get this for me? 51 00:02:57,373 --> 00:02:58,705 Yeah, of course, dude. 52 00:02:58,706 --> 00:02:59,872 - All right, you got your shit? - Okay. Yeah. 53 00:02:59,873 --> 00:03:01,705 - You know what else? - What? 54 00:03:01,706 --> 00:03:03,872 I also got some good shit for when we land. 55 00:03:03,873 --> 00:03:05,455 Like, very, very good shit. 56 00:03:05,456 --> 00:03:07,039 Wait. You're not, like, taking weed into Poland, are you? 57 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,122 - Oh, yeah. - Benji? 58 00:03:08,123 --> 00:03:09,205 They don't give a shit about that stuff, man. 59 00:03:09,206 --> 00:03:10,289 - I'm telling you... - Mm, I think they very much 60 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:11,372 do give a shit about that stuff. 61 00:03:11,373 --> 00:03:12,455 - Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Really? - Yeah. 62 00:03:12,456 --> 00:03:13,705 They're gonna arrest two Jews in Poland 63 00:03:13,706 --> 00:03:14,789 for a little bit of weed? 64 00:03:14,790 --> 00:03:15,872 That's a good look for the Polish people. 65 00:03:15,873 --> 00:03:17,205 Okay. All right. Just try to keep it down, okay? 66 00:03:17,206 --> 00:03:19,123 Okay, yeah. Don't say "marijuana." 67 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:26,539 - Arms out. - Wait, really? 68 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,040 Sorry. It doesn't normally... Thanks. 69 00:03:29,956 --> 00:03:31,872 This one? This little one? 70 00:03:31,873 --> 00:03:33,664 - It's a gift from my dad. - Oh. 71 00:03:33,665 --> 00:03:34,789 - Dad? - Yeah. 72 00:03:34,790 --> 00:03:36,747 Of course it was. 73 00:03:36,748 --> 00:03:37,830 Do you have something like this? 74 00:03:37,831 --> 00:03:38,914 - No way. - Yeah. 75 00:03:38,915 --> 00:03:40,330 I don't... I was way off. 76 00:03:40,331 --> 00:03:41,414 Okay, bye. 77 00:03:41,415 --> 00:03:42,497 - Bye. - Bye. 78 00:03:42,498 --> 00:03:44,206 Oh. There you go. 79 00:03:46,331 --> 00:03:47,539 - She is so dope. - Okay. Arms out. 80 00:03:47,540 --> 00:03:49,414 - Who? - The TSA agent. 81 00:03:49,415 --> 00:03:50,955 Her dad does security for the Knicks. 82 00:03:50,956 --> 00:03:52,040 Huh. 83 00:04:03,123 --> 00:04:04,289 Did you want some? 84 00:04:04,290 --> 00:04:05,789 - Mm. - Uh, Priya made it for me. 85 00:04:05,790 --> 00:04:08,539 - Yeah, right. - Uh, no. I'm... Yeah, okay. 86 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:09,665 - Yeah. - Yeah? 87 00:04:10,873 --> 00:04:12,706 What is that? A fucking Brazil nut? 88 00:04:14,456 --> 00:04:16,415 Yo. So, like, how you been, man? 89 00:04:18,248 --> 00:04:19,456 - Honestly, dude? - Yeah. 90 00:04:20,873 --> 00:04:21,873 I've been... 91 00:04:23,456 --> 00:04:26,456 great. Been, like, really fucking great. 92 00:04:28,123 --> 00:04:29,206 Oh. 93 00:04:30,873 --> 00:04:32,747 You wanna go over our tour itinerary or anything? 94 00:04:32,748 --> 00:04:33,831 Okay. 95 00:04:35,165 --> 00:04:36,248 Mm. 96 00:04:38,206 --> 00:04:39,205 Can you hold that for me, actually? 97 00:04:39,206 --> 00:04:40,289 - Yeah, sure. - Yeah. 98 00:04:40,290 --> 00:04:41,998 - Have as much as you want. - Yeah? 99 00:04:44,623 --> 00:04:45,789 Don't you think it'll be nice for us 100 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:47,080 to see where Grandma was from? 101 00:04:47,081 --> 00:04:48,705 You know, where she lived? 102 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:49,790 Mm-hmm. 103 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:51,955 I can't even follow this. 104 00:04:51,956 --> 00:04:53,039 - I'll just... - Sure. 105 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,122 do whatever the group does. 106 00:04:54,123 --> 00:04:55,206 Sure. 107 00:04:57,415 --> 00:04:58,414 Hi. 108 00:04:58,415 --> 00:04:59,498 What seat you got? 109 00:04:59,831 --> 00:05:01,122 Uh, 24 A. 110 00:05:01,123 --> 00:05:03,622 Mm. I'm B. I think we're middle and window. 111 00:05:03,623 --> 00:05:04,705 - Oh, yeah. - Hey, man. 112 00:05:04,706 --> 00:05:06,665 - You mind taking middle? - Um... 113 00:05:10,290 --> 00:05:11,497 How you feeling in there, dude? 114 00:05:11,498 --> 00:05:13,415 Uh, it's a little tight. 115 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:16,330 - You still looking for a job? - Nah. 116 00:05:16,331 --> 00:05:17,415 Hmm. 117 00:05:17,873 --> 00:05:19,830 So, you have to, like, work the whole trip? 118 00:05:19,831 --> 00:05:21,622 No. No, no. I was able to take the week 119 00:05:21,623 --> 00:05:22,705 like, completely free. 120 00:05:22,706 --> 00:05:23,789 - I wanna be here. - Great. 121 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:25,289 I wanna be like... You know, I wanna be present. 122 00:05:25,290 --> 00:05:26,747 - Good, man. Excellent. - Yeah. 123 00:05:26,748 --> 00:05:27,830 You still, like, 124 00:05:27,831 --> 00:05:29,914 sellin' shit online? 125 00:05:29,915 --> 00:05:32,164 I mean, I don't, like, sell used jerseys on eBay. 126 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,955 I do, like, digital ad sales. 127 00:05:33,956 --> 00:05:35,080 - Yeah. - Okay. 128 00:05:35,081 --> 00:05:38,122 So, you know, when you see, like, an ad banner online? 129 00:05:38,123 --> 00:05:39,497 Oh, yeah. God, I hate that shit. 130 00:05:39,498 --> 00:05:40,580 Hey, come on. 131 00:05:40,581 --> 00:05:42,664 No, no. No, I just mean, like, everybody hates that shit, 132 00:05:42,665 --> 00:05:43,830 - you know. Mm, yeah. - Do they? 133 00:05:43,831 --> 00:05:44,914 That's what I do. That's my job. 134 00:05:44,915 --> 00:05:45,997 - It's cool, man. - I sell those. 135 00:05:45,998 --> 00:05:47,080 - It's cool. It's cool, dude. - Okay. 136 00:05:47,081 --> 00:05:48,372 You're making the world go around. It's fine. 137 00:05:48,373 --> 00:05:49,455 - Yeah. - That's not your fault. 138 00:05:49,456 --> 00:05:51,705 You're just, like, part of a fucked-up system. 139 00:05:51,706 --> 00:05:54,705 I mean, without online ads, actually a lot of the websites 140 00:05:54,706 --> 00:05:56,330 that you visit for free wouldn't be able to exist. 141 00:05:56,331 --> 00:05:58,122 It's kind of like the lifeblood of the Internet. 142 00:05:58,123 --> 00:05:59,372 - Hey, dude, dude. - Yeah. 143 00:05:59,373 --> 00:06:01,497 I think they want us to pay attention. 144 00:06:01,498 --> 00:06:03,122 Yeah, no, I just wanted to, like, finish the story. 145 00:06:03,123 --> 00:06:05,664 Yeah, yeah. No. It's just... It's just kind of rude, man. 146 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:07,164 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 147 00:06:07,165 --> 00:06:09,205 - Just trying to do their jobs. - To fasten your seatbelt, 148 00:06:09,206 --> 00:06:10,914 insert the metal end into the... 149 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:57,705 This is a security announcement. 150 00:06:57,706 --> 00:07:00,247 Please maintain control of your personal belongings 151 00:07:00,248 --> 00:07:01,540 at all time. 152 00:07:05,623 --> 00:07:06,789 Hey, are you okay? 153 00:07:06,790 --> 00:07:08,665 Uh, yeah. I don't know. 154 00:07:09,331 --> 00:07:11,664 Oh. There's our guy. Yo. Dude. 155 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:12,997 - What's up? That's us. - Hey. 156 00:07:12,998 --> 00:07:14,081 Kaplans. 157 00:07:21,456 --> 00:07:22,748 What you looking at? 158 00:07:23,956 --> 00:07:25,831 I don't know. It's stupid. I don't... 159 00:07:26,581 --> 00:07:27,747 I think I'm already homesick. 160 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,122 I don't know. It's just, uh, Abe. 161 00:07:29,123 --> 00:07:30,539 He's, like, obsessed with buildings now. 162 00:07:30,540 --> 00:07:32,414 He wants to know the height of every skyscraper. 163 00:07:32,415 --> 00:07:34,664 It's kind of, like, all-encompassing. 164 00:07:34,665 --> 00:07:35,873 - Okay. - Yeah. 165 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,080 Let me see it? 166 00:07:38,081 --> 00:07:39,915 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 167 00:07:42,915 --> 00:07:43,955 That's right. 168 00:07:43,956 --> 00:07:45,955 And how many floors is the Empire State Building? 169 00:07:45,956 --> 00:07:48,205 103. 170 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:50,705 Okay. How many floors is 30 Hudson Yards? 171 00:07:50,706 --> 00:07:54,372 112. But the balcony is on the 100. 172 00:07:54,373 --> 00:07:55,706 Yes! 173 00:07:58,206 --> 00:08:00,497 How many floors is the Empire State Building? 174 00:08:00,498 --> 00:08:03,289 103. 175 00:08:03,290 --> 00:08:05,289 Okay. How many floors is 30 Hudson Yards? 176 00:08:05,290 --> 00:08:06,706 112. 177 00:08:10,915 --> 00:08:12,622 - You packed pajamas? - Yeah, of course I did. 178 00:08:12,623 --> 00:08:13,705 - Two pairs. - Really? But really? 179 00:08:13,706 --> 00:08:15,122 - You mean, like, the whole... - You wanna borrow some? 180 00:08:15,123 --> 00:08:16,539 like, what, Victorian nightgown 181 00:08:16,540 --> 00:08:17,747 with the slippers and the cap? 182 00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:19,747 No, man. I don't think I even own that. 183 00:08:19,748 --> 00:08:22,455 Hi. Dzien Dobry. Welcome to the Warsaw Central Hotel. 184 00:08:22,456 --> 00:08:23,830 Thank you so much. Yeah, we're checking in. 185 00:08:23,831 --> 00:08:25,372 We're with the, uh, Heritage Tour. 186 00:08:25,373 --> 00:08:28,580 Kaplan, Benjamin and David. I have our passports here. 187 00:08:28,581 --> 00:08:30,330 - Yes, of course. Welcome. - Thank you. 188 00:08:30,331 --> 00:08:32,289 You're the final ones to arrive. 189 00:08:32,290 --> 00:08:33,789 And I think I have a package for you. 190 00:08:33,790 --> 00:08:34,997 It's been sitting here for many days. 191 00:08:34,998 --> 00:08:36,122 That's for me, actually. 192 00:08:36,123 --> 00:08:37,330 - Okay. - Thank you. 193 00:08:37,331 --> 00:08:38,830 - There you go. - Thanks. 194 00:08:38,831 --> 00:08:40,080 You're on the fifth floor, 195 00:08:40,081 --> 00:08:42,289 and there's a group meeting in 30 minutes. 196 00:08:42,290 --> 00:08:43,497 - Thank you so much. - Great. Thank you. 197 00:08:43,498 --> 00:08:45,330 Fifth floor? Thanks. 198 00:08:45,331 --> 00:08:46,497 What the hell is that? 199 00:08:46,498 --> 00:08:48,747 Oh, it's the weed. I told you. It's, like, really good stuff. 200 00:08:48,748 --> 00:08:51,497 I got it from Todd. This fucking barber in Ithaca. 201 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:53,747 Wait. You mailed yourself weed? 202 00:08:53,748 --> 00:08:55,664 No, man. I mailed us weed. 203 00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:57,039 Are you serio... I thought you were, like, 204 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,955 taking it through the airport. 205 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:00,164 - Really? - Yes, really. 206 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:01,539 Did you not see how nervous I was? 207 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:04,165 No, I did. I just thought that was you. 208 00:09:07,081 --> 00:09:08,997 I'm so fuckin' happy to be here with you right now. 209 00:09:08,998 --> 00:09:10,998 Me too. 210 00:09:11,456 --> 00:09:13,290 Oh, God. 211 00:09:15,665 --> 00:09:16,789 All right. We got a half an hour. 212 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,330 I'm gonna have to shower. 213 00:09:18,331 --> 00:09:19,623 Good idea. 214 00:09:21,290 --> 00:09:22,498 Sweet! Closet. 215 00:09:24,206 --> 00:09:25,705 Oh, yeah. Dude, I totally forgot. 216 00:09:25,706 --> 00:09:27,539 You have super nice feet. 217 00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:28,914 - Do I? - Yeah, 218 00:09:28,915 --> 00:09:30,455 and they've aged really well too. 219 00:09:30,456 --> 00:09:31,997 Toes are mad straight. It's nice. 220 00:09:31,998 --> 00:09:33,205 Um, okay. Thank you. 221 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,330 No weird feet knuckles 222 00:09:34,331 --> 00:09:35,872 or stray hairs or anything. Very classy. 223 00:09:35,873 --> 00:09:37,205 Really? 224 00:09:37,206 --> 00:09:38,289 - Oh, yeah. - That's interesting. 225 00:09:38,290 --> 00:09:40,497 I never really evaluated them, I guess. 226 00:09:40,498 --> 00:09:42,289 You never evaluated your own feet? 227 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:43,539 - No. - Come on, dude. 228 00:09:43,540 --> 00:09:44,955 They're graceful as fuck. 229 00:09:44,956 --> 00:09:46,914 Look at 'em. They remind me of Grandma's feet. 230 00:09:46,915 --> 00:09:48,455 You remember Grandma's feet? 231 00:09:48,456 --> 00:09:49,539 'Course I remember Grandma's feet. 232 00:09:49,540 --> 00:09:51,039 She always wore those pink plastic 233 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,622 fuckin' sandals from Target. 234 00:09:52,623 --> 00:09:54,372 She used to strut that shit all over town. 235 00:09:54,373 --> 00:09:55,456 Really? 236 00:09:55,790 --> 00:09:56,914 You know, sometimes I look at you. 237 00:09:56,915 --> 00:09:58,539 - Yeah? - I see her. 238 00:09:59,748 --> 00:10:00,997 I look like an old Jewish woman? 239 00:10:00,998 --> 00:10:02,872 No, man, you look wise. 240 00:10:02,873 --> 00:10:04,872 And I don't know, it's beautiful. 241 00:10:04,873 --> 00:10:06,123 - Really? - Yeah. 242 00:10:06,831 --> 00:10:08,289 Thanks. All right. All right. 243 00:10:08,290 --> 00:10:09,497 - I'm gonna shower, okay? - Cool. 244 00:10:09,498 --> 00:10:10,955 - Yeah. - Mind if I shower first? 245 00:10:10,956 --> 00:10:12,039 Um, no, sure. 246 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,664 Oh, hey, can I borrow your phone? 247 00:10:13,665 --> 00:10:15,331 Um, yeah, sure. For what? 248 00:10:15,706 --> 00:10:18,164 Just 'cause I like to listen to music in the shower. 249 00:10:18,165 --> 00:10:19,497 Don't you have a phone? 250 00:10:19,498 --> 00:10:20,790 Yeah, but it doesn't play music. 251 00:10:21,415 --> 00:10:22,455 Um... 252 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:23,789 Yeah, sure. Here you go. 253 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,705 - Sweet. - Yeah. 254 00:10:25,706 --> 00:10:27,040 Shower time. 255 00:10:48,706 --> 00:10:50,540 Zameldowali się godzinę temu. 256 00:10:51,206 --> 00:10:53,086 - Dzięki bardzo. - Nie ma za co. 257 00:10:53,706 --> 00:10:54,705 - Hi. Sorry. - Hi. 258 00:10:54,706 --> 00:10:55,914 Let me guess. David and Benjamin? 259 00:10:55,915 --> 00:10:57,080 - Hi, yeah. You're James? - Yeah. 260 00:10:57,081 --> 00:10:58,580 - Hi, yes. I am James. Hi. - Hey. How's it going? 261 00:10:58,581 --> 00:10:59,872 - Hi. Benji. - Yeah. 262 00:10:59,873 --> 00:11:01,497 - You're Benji? Okay, hi. - Benji. Yeah. Benji. 263 00:11:01,498 --> 00:11:02,997 Yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to accost you. 264 00:11:02,998 --> 00:11:04,414 I just thought I should intercept 265 00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:05,747 in case you weren't sure where we were. 266 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,414 - Thanks. - So, it's a nice, small group. 267 00:11:07,415 --> 00:11:10,039 - Should be intimate, you know. - Nice. Great. 268 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,455 Success, everybody, found them. 269 00:11:11,456 --> 00:11:12,997 - Hi. - This is David and Benji. 270 00:11:12,998 --> 00:11:14,080 - Hey. Hi. - Hey. 271 00:11:14,081 --> 00:11:15,164 - Hi. - Hi. 272 00:11:15,165 --> 00:11:16,247 - Welcome. - Sit down. Take a seat, 273 00:11:16,248 --> 00:11:18,122 - please. Yeah. - Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot. Yeah. 274 00:11:18,123 --> 00:11:19,872 So, I won't ramble on for too long, 275 00:11:19,873 --> 00:11:21,164 but a word about myself. 276 00:11:21,165 --> 00:11:22,789 Hopefully, you won't be too sick of me 277 00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:25,040 by the end of the week. 278 00:11:26,331 --> 00:11:30,164 Er, so, my name is James, as you know. 279 00:11:30,165 --> 00:11:33,205 I will be your British tour guide through Poland. 280 00:11:33,206 --> 00:11:36,622 I was a scholar of Eastern European studies at Oxford. 281 00:11:36,623 --> 00:11:38,205 I'm not myself Jewish, 282 00:11:38,206 --> 00:11:39,955 but I'm completely obsessed 283 00:11:39,956 --> 00:11:41,289 with this whole part of the world, 284 00:11:41,290 --> 00:11:43,289 and in particular the Jewish experience, 285 00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:44,747 which I find to be 286 00:11:44,748 --> 00:11:48,039 fascinating and complex and, at times, tragic, 287 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,165 but ultimately beautiful. 288 00:11:50,665 --> 00:11:53,330 So, anyway, enough from me. Shut up, James. 289 00:11:53,331 --> 00:11:55,039 Who wants to go next? 290 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,290 Okay, I'll be brave. Ha! 291 00:11:57,915 --> 00:12:00,622 Um, hi. I'm Marcia Kramer. 292 00:12:00,623 --> 00:12:02,747 I'm originally from Brooklyn, 293 00:12:02,748 --> 00:12:06,539 um, with two regrettable decades in Los Angeles, 294 00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:08,290 and I've just moved back to New York 295 00:12:08,998 --> 00:12:10,289 after a divorce. 296 00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:12,164 Sorry, if I'm oversharing, 297 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:15,080 but I found that I was turning into the kind of 298 00:12:15,081 --> 00:12:17,830 woman I detested. 299 00:12:17,831 --> 00:12:20,997 Just like a lady who lunches basically, you know? 300 00:12:20,998 --> 00:12:22,289 Oof. 301 00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:25,581 My mother survived the camps and, uh, 302 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:30,080 she never talked about it. Ever. 303 00:12:30,081 --> 00:12:32,373 So, I'm here to honor her. 304 00:12:33,123 --> 00:12:35,664 Okay, that's me. You go. 305 00:12:35,665 --> 00:12:37,247 Who's next? 306 00:12:37,248 --> 00:12:39,664 Well, hi. Diane and Mark Binder. 307 00:12:39,665 --> 00:12:41,830 Hello. 308 00:12:41,831 --> 00:12:44,664 Uh, we're boring. 309 00:12:44,665 --> 00:12:46,997 Recently retired from Shaker Heights. 310 00:12:46,998 --> 00:12:49,830 Mark's family was from here, down in Lublin. 311 00:12:49,831 --> 00:12:52,539 Um, but they left way before the war. 312 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:53,830 Turn of the century. 313 00:12:53,831 --> 00:12:55,914 We were Mayflower Jews. 314 00:12:55,915 --> 00:12:57,539 Was always my little joke. 315 00:12:58,873 --> 00:13:00,039 - Yeah. Funny. - Um, hi. 316 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,790 I'm Eloge. Um... 317 00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:05,997 As you might have guessed, I was not born Jewish. 318 00:13:05,998 --> 00:13:08,872 Um, I guess you won't be the only one on this trip, James. 319 00:13:08,873 --> 00:13:10,497 Happy for the company, Eloge. 320 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:11,789 Happy for the company. 321 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:15,372 But, um, I did convert to Judaism, around 10 years ago. 322 00:13:15,373 --> 00:13:18,081 I'm actually African-born, um, Rwandan. 323 00:13:18,956 --> 00:13:20,789 And to answer the question 324 00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:22,330 maybe you are thinking of asking, 325 00:13:22,331 --> 00:13:24,330 I... I am a survivor of the genocide. 326 00:13:24,331 --> 00:13:25,581 Oh, snap. 327 00:13:26,915 --> 00:13:28,289 Sorry. No, I just meant... 328 00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:30,307 No, that's like... I meant that in a good way. Like... 329 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,622 I don't know if you're familiar with "snap." 330 00:13:31,623 --> 00:13:33,122 It's like, "Oh, shit."Oh, wow." 331 00:13:33,123 --> 00:13:34,330 "Holy..." You know... 332 00:13:34,331 --> 00:13:36,247 I'm just interested in people from other places. 333 00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:38,998 It's like... I'm a fan, basically. Keep going, dude. 334 00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:41,580 - I'm sorry about that. - No. No, no, no. 335 00:13:41,581 --> 00:13:44,122 I'm very happy when people are interested in my country. 336 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:45,205 - Oh. - Sweet. 337 00:13:45,206 --> 00:13:46,830 - What's your name? - Benji. 338 00:13:46,831 --> 00:13:49,705 - Benji, I'm an open book. - Oh, rad. 339 00:13:49,706 --> 00:13:52,789 Um, so my mother and I survived the genocide. 340 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:56,872 And, um, I moved to Winnipeg with her life savings 341 00:13:56,873 --> 00:13:58,330 sewn into the inside of my jacket... 342 00:13:58,331 --> 00:14:01,039 - Jesus. Fuck. - And, um, in Winnipeg, 343 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,955 I found a connection there with a Jewish community. 344 00:14:03,956 --> 00:14:05,497 Yeah, well, naturally. 345 00:14:05,498 --> 00:14:07,872 Yes, naturally, Benji. 346 00:14:07,873 --> 00:14:11,455 And, um, when I learned about the Jewish story, I... 347 00:14:11,456 --> 00:14:14,205 I felt at peace for the first time since the war. 348 00:14:14,206 --> 00:14:17,290 And the more I learn, and the more people I meet... 349 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,165 wonderful people such as yourselves, 350 00:14:20,956 --> 00:14:23,206 the more I know I made the right decision. 351 00:14:25,373 --> 00:14:26,915 Wow. 352 00:14:27,373 --> 00:14:28,914 Well, I didn't expect to be crying 353 00:14:28,915 --> 00:14:29,997 before the tour started. 354 00:14:31,831 --> 00:14:33,289 - Wow. That's extraordinary. - Wow. 355 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:34,747 Thank you so much for that, Eloge. 356 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,080 - Yeah. - Thank you. 357 00:14:36,081 --> 00:14:37,289 That was beautiful. 358 00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:38,705 Well, who the hell wants to follow that? 359 00:14:38,706 --> 00:14:40,122 Yeah. 360 00:14:40,123 --> 00:14:42,039 Okay, shit. I guess I'll go. 361 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:46,455 So, um, Davers and I are cousins. We've... 362 00:14:46,456 --> 00:14:48,414 Actually, we were born three weeks apart, 363 00:14:48,415 --> 00:14:49,830 - which is kinda nuts. - Yes. 364 00:14:49,831 --> 00:14:51,330 A zloty for anyone who can guess 365 00:14:51,331 --> 00:14:52,830 which one of us is older. 366 00:14:52,831 --> 00:14:54,080 Me! 367 00:14:54,081 --> 00:14:55,414 Our dads are brothers. 368 00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:57,705 Uh, we're basically brothers, too, wouldn't you say, Dave? 369 00:14:57,706 --> 00:14:58,872 We used to be joined at the hip. 370 00:14:58,873 --> 00:15:00,580 Like feckin' Katie and Eilish. 371 00:15:00,581 --> 00:15:02,122 - Remember them? - Yeah. Don't say that. 372 00:15:02,123 --> 00:15:04,455 But, um, our grandma, Dory... 373 00:15:04,456 --> 00:15:06,539 Grandma Dory, she was from here. Um... 374 00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:08,789 And we've always wanted to 375 00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:10,039 see where she came from 376 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,039 and... and see the house that she grew up in. 377 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,455 Yeah, that's actually why we're leaving the tour 378 00:15:13,456 --> 00:15:14,914 - a day early. - Yeah. 'Course, yeah. 379 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,039 Benji insisted on seeing her little town. 380 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,622 - We have to. - They were super close. 381 00:15:17,623 --> 00:15:19,789 Yeah. I mean, she was the fucking coolest, right? 382 00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:21,830 Well, now I've just been, like, 383 00:15:21,831 --> 00:15:23,664 in a real funk, I guess, since she died. 384 00:15:23,665 --> 00:15:25,123 Just haven't, um... 385 00:15:29,706 --> 00:15:31,247 Yeah. Sorry. She was just my favorite person 386 00:15:31,248 --> 00:15:32,665 in the world. Uh... 387 00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:38,080 You know, it's... it's good to remember. 388 00:15:38,081 --> 00:15:40,206 That's why we're here, in a way. So... 389 00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:42,930 Thank you, James. Thanks for saying that. 390 00:15:43,998 --> 00:15:46,705 Um... So... Yeah, it's okay. 391 00:15:46,706 --> 00:15:48,747 Just to, like, just keep things on track, though. 392 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,955 - Yeah. - Like... Sorry. When she died, 393 00:15:50,956 --> 00:15:52,289 she left some money in her will 394 00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:53,497 for me and Benji to come here, so... 395 00:15:53,498 --> 00:15:55,539 Yeah, and Dave is always, like, super busy. 396 00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:56,622 He never has time. 397 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,789 He's got this, like, high-pressure job 398 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,497 selling fucking ad banners to the Internet. 399 00:15:59,498 --> 00:16:00,580 Yo, come on, man. 400 00:16:00,581 --> 00:16:03,206 But he knew I was in a real shit place recently, so he... 401 00:16:03,873 --> 00:16:05,747 swooped in and dropped everything 402 00:16:05,748 --> 00:16:07,622 and arranged for us to join this... 403 00:16:07,623 --> 00:16:09,872 - Mm-hmm. - ... geriatric Polish tour 404 00:16:09,873 --> 00:16:11,372 with you fine people. 405 00:16:11,373 --> 00:16:13,830 Hey. 406 00:16:46,623 --> 00:16:48,497 Okay, if everyone could gather over here 407 00:16:48,498 --> 00:16:50,415 just for a moment, please? No rush. 408 00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:58,955 I always like to start my tours here 409 00:16:58,956 --> 00:17:01,372 at the Ghetto Uprising Memorial. 410 00:17:01,373 --> 00:17:03,247 And that's because this is a monument 411 00:17:03,248 --> 00:17:04,830 that celebrates the Jewish heroes 412 00:17:04,831 --> 00:17:06,790 who fought back against the Nazis. 413 00:17:07,498 --> 00:17:08,497 In a couple of days, 414 00:17:08,498 --> 00:17:10,414 I will be taking us to a concentration camp, 415 00:17:10,415 --> 00:17:13,164 so I think it's important to immediately dispel the myth 416 00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:14,997 that these were a people who were led 417 00:17:14,998 --> 00:17:16,665 like lambs to the slaughter. 418 00:17:17,331 --> 00:17:20,206 Now, it may seem obvious, but a word of warnin', 419 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,122 this will be a tour about pain. 420 00:17:23,123 --> 00:17:24,497 Of course, it will. 421 00:17:24,498 --> 00:17:25,872 Pain and suffering and loss, 422 00:17:25,873 --> 00:17:27,039 there's no getting around that, 423 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,622 but I think it's important that it's also a tour 424 00:17:29,623 --> 00:17:31,165 that celebrates a people. 425 00:17:32,081 --> 00:17:33,873 A most resilient people. 426 00:17:38,331 --> 00:17:39,415 All right. 427 00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:41,915 So, that's that one then. 428 00:17:45,123 --> 00:17:48,872 This city has an incredibly unfortunate history. 429 00:17:48,873 --> 00:17:50,872 It's often called the Phoenix City 430 00:17:50,873 --> 00:17:54,039 because it's risen from the ashes so many times. 431 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,872 Functionality of this Soviet-style architecture, 432 00:17:56,873 --> 00:17:58,497 you know, can be polarizing. 433 00:17:58,498 --> 00:17:59,664 It's not to everyone's... 434 00:17:59,665 --> 00:18:02,330 And again, you'll notice that austere style 435 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,331 which sprung up in the wake of World War II. 436 00:18:05,123 --> 00:18:06,414 Look at this shit. 437 00:18:06,415 --> 00:18:08,372 We'd probably live here if the war didn't happen. 438 00:18:08,373 --> 00:18:09,973 Isn't that fucking crazy to think about? 439 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:11,789 Seriously, like, 440 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,039 we think of ourselves as these, like, 441 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,497 very American creations, you know? 442 00:18:14,498 --> 00:18:15,580 And I guess that we are. 443 00:18:15,581 --> 00:18:17,330 I guess, that's, like, the essence of America, 444 00:18:17,331 --> 00:18:19,122 people created from other cultures. 445 00:18:19,123 --> 00:18:21,372 But, like, in some parallel, black hole universe, 446 00:18:21,373 --> 00:18:23,455 you and I are Polish and we probably got, like, 447 00:18:23,456 --> 00:18:25,289 long beards and we can't shake hands with women. 448 00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:26,914 Yeah, that's funny. You know, every time I see, 449 00:18:26,915 --> 00:18:28,414 like, one of those Hasidic guys on the street, 450 00:18:28,415 --> 00:18:29,497 I always just think, like, 451 00:18:29,498 --> 00:18:31,205 "There but for the grace of no God go I." 452 00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:32,955 - You know? - What? 453 00:18:32,956 --> 00:18:35,205 Oh, nothing. It's just, like, a dumb joke that... 454 00:18:35,206 --> 00:18:37,456 - Mm. Well, that's cool, man. - Yeah. 455 00:18:38,373 --> 00:18:40,455 - Shit, look at her. - Who? 456 00:18:40,456 --> 00:18:41,789 That woman, Marcia. 457 00:18:41,790 --> 00:18:43,590 She's walkin' alone. We should go talk to her. 458 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:45,664 We just met her. 459 00:18:45,665 --> 00:18:47,122 Yeah, but she's got this, like, 460 00:18:47,123 --> 00:18:48,997 deep sadness behind her eyes, you know? 461 00:18:48,998 --> 00:18:50,122 She does? 462 00:18:50,123 --> 00:18:51,290 Yeah. You didn't notice that? 463 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,580 During the introductions? No. I... 464 00:18:53,581 --> 00:18:54,914 I think we should check on her. 465 00:18:54,915 --> 00:18:56,331 Benji, maybe she wants to be alone. 466 00:18:57,206 --> 00:18:58,330 No one wants to be alone, Dave. 467 00:18:58,331 --> 00:18:59,872 Okay, I'm gonna go check it out. 468 00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:01,914 Hey. Why are you walking alone? 469 00:19:01,915 --> 00:19:03,664 Are you a big fucking loser? 470 00:19:03,665 --> 00:19:04,914 - Seriously? - Yeah. 471 00:19:04,915 --> 00:19:06,355 You look like an interesting person. 472 00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:07,915 - Sorry. - Okay. 473 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,664 This is one of the most well-preserved sections 474 00:19:10,665 --> 00:19:12,747 of the Warsaw Ghetto and was part of the wall 475 00:19:12,748 --> 00:19:17,372 from November 1940 to November 1942. 476 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,497 And, as we traverse the city, 477 00:19:19,498 --> 00:19:21,373 you'll actually notice the fact that... 478 00:19:22,331 --> 00:19:23,415 Gracias. 479 00:19:24,165 --> 00:19:27,955 Here you go. Water. Diane. Mark. There we go. 480 00:19:27,956 --> 00:19:29,636 Gotta drink. It's important. James, Eloge. 481 00:19:30,373 --> 00:19:31,873 Marcia, hydrate. 482 00:19:42,498 --> 00:19:43,748 Okay. Ready to go? 483 00:19:44,581 --> 00:19:45,661 What we waitin' on? 484 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:51,623 New Delhi has no delis in it. Where are the knishes? 485 00:19:53,915 --> 00:19:57,331 Oh, it was the airport, but it wasn't new, it was old. 486 00:19:59,706 --> 00:20:01,039 Yo! 487 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,123 Hey. 488 00:20:03,415 --> 00:20:04,415 Come on in. 489 00:20:05,248 --> 00:20:06,830 - Thanks. - Thanks? 490 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,122 Yeah. No, I mean, I saved this. 491 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:09,830 I don't know if you were gonna... 492 00:20:09,831 --> 00:20:11,151 - yeah, sit over there. - No, man. 493 00:20:12,915 --> 00:20:14,747 So, what was going on with that woman? 494 00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:16,122 What do you mean? 495 00:20:16,123 --> 00:20:18,747 The woman with, like, the "sadness in her eyes." 496 00:20:18,748 --> 00:20:20,205 - Mm, Marcia. - Yeah. Is she all right? 497 00:20:20,206 --> 00:20:21,580 She's in a really weird place right now. 498 00:20:21,581 --> 00:20:22,664 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 499 00:20:22,665 --> 00:20:24,039 - She told you that? - Yeah. 500 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,205 I guess she thinks that I can relate 501 00:20:25,206 --> 00:20:26,414 since we've both lost people. 502 00:20:26,415 --> 00:20:27,747 Yeah. You mean our grandma? 503 00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,039 Yeah. She's just, like, 504 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,289 super fucking stressed right now 505 00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:31,872 because her husband left her last May, 506 00:20:31,873 --> 00:20:33,664 like, totally out of the blue. 507 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:34,997 - Jesus. - Mm. 508 00:20:34,998 --> 00:20:36,205 She's seeing this new guy, Darren, 509 00:20:36,206 --> 00:20:37,455 which you'd think she'd be happy about, 510 00:20:37,456 --> 00:20:39,039 but he sounds like a total fucking douchebag. 511 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,290 Really? How? 512 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,705 Mm. I don't know, man. I don't think 513 00:20:43,706 --> 00:20:45,546 we should be talking about her behind her back. 514 00:20:46,498 --> 00:20:47,747 Okay. I mean, I was just... 515 00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:50,290 - I was just asking. - I know. But... still. 516 00:20:53,706 --> 00:20:55,165 Weird soup, right? 517 00:20:55,873 --> 00:20:56,998 I fucking love it. 518 00:21:01,165 --> 00:21:03,289 When it comes to the Warsaw Uprising, 519 00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:06,330 I think the most bizarre and harrowing aspect 520 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,580 is not the German crushing of the rebellion, 521 00:21:08,581 --> 00:21:11,122 but the part that the Russians played in it. 522 00:21:11,123 --> 00:21:12,872 You see, the Russians and the Poles 523 00:21:12,873 --> 00:21:14,372 were supposedly allies. 524 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,790 Brothers in arms fighting against a common enemy. 525 00:21:17,665 --> 00:21:19,498 I'm sure you'd like to take some photographs. 526 00:21:20,206 --> 00:21:22,205 Please don't hesitate to ask me any questions. 527 00:21:22,206 --> 00:21:23,955 Always happy to fill you in... 528 00:21:23,956 --> 00:21:25,705 - You like that guy? - Yeah. 529 00:21:25,706 --> 00:21:27,872 Hey, um, Eloge, when you're done... 530 00:21:27,873 --> 00:21:29,622 sorry, could you get a picture of me and Dave 531 00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:31,290 - posing with the guys? - Yeah, of course. 532 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,622 - Thank you, man. - Sorry, what? 533 00:21:33,623 --> 00:21:35,789 Uh, we should pose with the guys. It'll be hysterical. 534 00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:38,664 Uh, doesn't that seem, like, disrespectful or... 535 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,705 Fuck is that disrespectful? We're on their side. 536 00:21:40,706 --> 00:21:42,580 Fightin' the fucking Russkies and the Krauts. Come on. 537 00:21:42,581 --> 00:21:43,997 I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I don't... 538 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:45,580 Uh, I don't really know if we should. 539 00:21:45,581 --> 00:21:47,247 Can you just get a picture of me, then, 540 00:21:47,248 --> 00:21:49,039 fighting with my Polish brethren? 541 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,122 Uh, yeah. 542 00:21:50,123 --> 00:21:51,623 Gentlemen, I'm goin' in. 543 00:21:52,873 --> 00:21:54,081 No, that's the leaves. 544 00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:55,955 Sorry, I'm late. Got a war to win, 545 00:21:55,956 --> 00:21:57,123 or to lose, probably. 546 00:21:58,415 --> 00:21:59,789 That's really... You look great, Benji. 547 00:21:59,790 --> 00:22:01,705 - Got some good shots. - Does it look real? 548 00:22:01,706 --> 00:22:04,080 Well, uh, they're twice the size of you and metal. 549 00:22:04,081 --> 00:22:05,580 So, you know, no. 550 00:22:05,581 --> 00:22:07,164 I need some help. You wanna come up here? 551 00:22:07,165 --> 00:22:08,725 No, I'm good. I'm good. Really. 552 00:22:09,248 --> 00:22:10,872 Eloge! You gonna enlist? 553 00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:12,789 I'm not a fighter, Benji. Thank you. 554 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,247 Okay, well, then, you can be a medic or something. 555 00:22:14,248 --> 00:22:15,331 These people need help. 556 00:22:16,081 --> 00:22:17,664 - This is so silly. - I know. 557 00:22:17,665 --> 00:22:19,585 Come on. Your mom will love the pictures. 558 00:22:20,665 --> 00:22:21,705 Can you take my picture for me, please? 559 00:22:21,706 --> 00:22:23,915 Come on. Hey, Marcia. 560 00:22:24,415 --> 00:22:25,622 - Just one. - Yeah. Yeah, sure. 561 00:22:25,623 --> 00:22:27,497 Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. 562 00:22:27,498 --> 00:22:30,039 So, you're the medic, you gotta patch up this guy's leg. 563 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,455 - Okay. - He's in a lot of pain. 564 00:22:31,456 --> 00:22:33,290 - Okay. Uh... - He really needs you. 565 00:22:33,831 --> 00:22:35,122 Need to reassure him as well. Talk to him. 566 00:22:35,123 --> 00:22:36,747 Don't worry, I'm... I'm here to help. 567 00:22:36,748 --> 00:22:37,955 Oh, you're taking such good care. 568 00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:39,705 We got a young Florrie Nightingale over here. 569 00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:40,997 Dave, you gettin' all this? 570 00:22:40,998 --> 00:22:42,455 - Yeah, I got it. - Is it funny? 571 00:22:42,456 --> 00:22:44,164 Um, yeah, it's funny. Yeah. 572 00:22:44,165 --> 00:22:45,372 You sure you don't wanna come up here? 573 00:22:45,373 --> 00:22:46,580 We could use the manpower. 574 00:22:46,581 --> 00:22:48,039 No, that's okay. I'll just, um... 575 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,664 You know, I'll watch from central command. 576 00:22:49,665 --> 00:22:51,205 Central... 577 00:22:51,206 --> 00:22:52,539 Central command. That's a good one, Dave. 578 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:53,622 Can I join up? 579 00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:55,497 General Marcus. 580 00:22:55,498 --> 00:22:56,955 We're honored to have you, sir. 581 00:22:56,956 --> 00:22:58,039 - At ease. - Marcia. 582 00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,372 - Okay. Thank you. - Get on up here! 583 00:22:59,373 --> 00:23:00,664 Marcia, I need more supplies. 584 00:23:00,665 --> 00:23:02,039 Yeah. Wanna be a medic too? 585 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,164 No, I don't wanna be a medic. 586 00:23:03,165 --> 00:23:04,289 Don't I have a gun or something? 587 00:23:04,290 --> 00:23:05,539 Fuckin' A. Look at you. 588 00:23:05,540 --> 00:23:07,705 Oh, God. I can't believe I'm doing this. Thank you, David. 589 00:23:07,706 --> 00:23:08,789 No, sure. No problem. 590 00:23:08,790 --> 00:23:10,205 Are you sure you don't wanna go up there? 591 00:23:10,206 --> 00:23:11,747 No, it's fine. I got some good shots earlier 592 00:23:11,748 --> 00:23:12,831 when it was, like, empty. 593 00:23:13,248 --> 00:23:17,122 Jimothy! Sir, we need a gunner from the RAF, old chap. 594 00:23:17,123 --> 00:23:18,205 I'm coming! 595 00:23:20,873 --> 00:23:22,622 Gonna be dropped out of the plane. 596 00:23:22,623 --> 00:23:23,830 Or are you the actual plane? 597 00:23:23,831 --> 00:23:25,122 I guess I am the plane. 598 00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:28,326 Then you're a plane. 599 00:23:28,956 --> 00:23:30,914 Okay, Dave, you ready? 600 00:23:30,915 --> 00:23:32,290 Everybody, pick a pose and freeze. 601 00:23:45,456 --> 00:23:47,330 You gettin' this, Dave? My arm's gettin' pretty tired. 602 00:23:47,331 --> 00:23:49,039 Yeah. It's my last phone. One second. 603 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,372 Okay. Okay, I got it. 604 00:23:50,373 --> 00:23:51,789 Okay, stand down, men. 605 00:23:51,790 --> 00:23:53,497 We were all very brave. Unfortunately, we all... 606 00:23:53,498 --> 00:23:55,580 A whole elaborate story unfolding there. 607 00:23:55,581 --> 00:23:56,872 My knees. 608 00:23:56,873 --> 00:23:58,872 Thank you so much, man. That was a lot of fun. Thanks. 609 00:23:58,873 --> 00:23:59,955 No problem. No, it was, like... 610 00:23:59,956 --> 00:24:01,247 - That was fun. - It was so much fun. 611 00:24:03,748 --> 00:24:05,205 You are? Okay. 612 00:24:05,206 --> 00:24:07,247 Well, let me know if you need any help with 613 00:24:07,248 --> 00:24:09,039 - any recommendations... - Nice. 614 00:24:14,123 --> 00:24:15,683 All right, well done, everyone. 615 00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:17,581 It's fantastic. 616 00:24:19,956 --> 00:24:21,747 This is us. Good night, you freaks. 617 00:24:21,748 --> 00:24:22,914 - Night. - Night. 618 00:24:22,915 --> 00:24:24,165 Long day tomorrow. 619 00:24:29,873 --> 00:24:31,580 - Hey, Dave? - Yep. 620 00:24:31,581 --> 00:24:33,261 Come meet me in the bathroom for a second. 621 00:24:33,915 --> 00:24:34,998 What? Why? 622 00:24:37,248 --> 00:24:39,080 - Hi. - Hey. 623 00:24:39,081 --> 00:24:41,289 So, um, why are we in here? 624 00:24:41,290 --> 00:24:43,497 So, I just wanted to say 625 00:24:43,498 --> 00:24:46,372 thank you so much for being here with me. 626 00:24:46,373 --> 00:24:48,247 I know that it's tough for you to take time off work 627 00:24:48,248 --> 00:24:49,873 and to leave your boy... 628 00:24:51,081 --> 00:24:52,539 but I really needed this, man. 629 00:24:52,540 --> 00:24:53,997 - Really? - Yeah. 630 00:24:53,998 --> 00:24:56,080 Well, that's... that's great, man. 631 00:24:56,081 --> 00:24:59,164 I'm, like, just happy to see you happy. 632 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,247 I know it's been, like, such a tough few months for you... 633 00:25:01,248 --> 00:25:02,330 I also want to say that 634 00:25:02,331 --> 00:25:03,872 I know you're not the most comfortable person 635 00:25:03,873 --> 00:25:06,955 with groups and people and social shit like that. 636 00:25:06,956 --> 00:25:08,039 - I'm not? - No. 637 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,372 But it's amazing that you're here, 638 00:25:10,373 --> 00:25:12,165 putting yourself out there so boldly for me. 639 00:25:13,665 --> 00:25:15,831 - Well, thank you, man. - Let's go smoke a joint. 640 00:25:19,123 --> 00:25:21,747 Yep. Infantilizing, corporate bullshit. 641 00:25:21,748 --> 00:25:22,830 What do you mean? 642 00:25:22,831 --> 00:25:24,289 How the fuck are we supposed to smoke a joint in here? 643 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:25,872 They fuckin' locked the windows. 644 00:25:25,873 --> 00:25:27,330 It's like a goddamn police state. 645 00:25:27,331 --> 00:25:29,080 Yo, man. I think I might just wanna crash. 646 00:25:29,081 --> 00:25:30,330 We've been up for, like, 24 hours. 647 00:25:30,331 --> 00:25:32,164 Don't. Don't tell me you're gonna sleep on me. 648 00:25:32,165 --> 00:25:33,914 This is our first night together in fuckin' years. 649 00:25:33,915 --> 00:25:35,539 I don't know. I'm exhausted. I haven't showered. 650 00:25:35,540 --> 00:25:37,580 You're exhausted? Dude, the weed's gonna help you sleep. 651 00:25:37,581 --> 00:25:39,497 Is it the kind that helps you sleep? 652 00:25:39,498 --> 00:25:41,540 - No, it's the other kind. - Come on. 653 00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:42,997 - Dude. - What? 654 00:25:42,998 --> 00:25:45,039 Take a shower, brush your fuckin' face. 655 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,414 Like, floss your butt. 656 00:25:46,415 --> 00:25:48,122 Do whatever it is you gotta do to feel like you. 657 00:25:48,123 --> 00:25:49,330 - Yeah. - I'm gonna roll us 658 00:25:49,331 --> 00:25:50,664 a fat fuckin' joint, 659 00:25:50,665 --> 00:25:52,373 and we'll go to the roof. Okay? 660 00:26:01,290 --> 00:26:04,122 Okay. Where are ya? 661 00:26:04,123 --> 00:26:05,955 I don't know. Maybe they don't make their roof accessible 662 00:26:05,956 --> 00:26:08,039 for American assholes trying to smoke weed? 663 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,872 I think this might be it. Think this is it? 664 00:26:09,873 --> 00:26:12,039 I think there's a big fucking alarm that's gonna go off. 665 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,122 So? If it goes off, 666 00:26:13,123 --> 00:26:14,539 we just say we don't speak Polish. 667 00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,080 Which happens to be true. 668 00:26:16,081 --> 00:26:17,997 Huh. I think... I don't know, man. 669 00:26:17,998 --> 00:26:19,758 I think we should probably just go back down. 670 00:26:20,290 --> 00:26:21,581 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 671 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,998 Yeah. I... I don't feel right about this. 672 00:26:26,665 --> 00:26:28,372 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 673 00:26:28,373 --> 00:26:29,539 Yeah, If you're not feeling good about it, 674 00:26:29,540 --> 00:26:30,705 - let's not do it. - Sorry. I don't know. 675 00:26:30,706 --> 00:26:31,789 That's lame, I guess. 676 00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:33,247 No, that's okay. It's not lame. It's just... 677 00:26:33,248 --> 00:26:34,705 Benji! 678 00:26:47,248 --> 00:26:49,040 Hustle. We're almost there. 679 00:26:57,790 --> 00:26:59,372 Yeah. There's my guy. 680 00:26:59,373 --> 00:27:00,872 How you feeling, dude? 681 00:27:00,873 --> 00:27:02,456 Um, I feel okay. 682 00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:04,206 Feel okay. 683 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,414 - David. - Yeah? 684 00:27:06,415 --> 00:27:07,539 How are you feeling, man? 685 00:27:07,540 --> 00:27:09,205 - No, I feel good. - Yeah? 686 00:27:09,206 --> 00:27:10,580 Yeah. I feel good. 687 00:27:10,581 --> 00:27:12,247 You just needed a little drugs in your system. That's all. 688 00:27:12,248 --> 00:27:13,330 - Really? - Yeah. 689 00:27:13,331 --> 00:27:14,497 That's all I was missing, huh? 690 00:27:14,498 --> 00:27:15,914 - That's all you were missin'. - There you go. 691 00:27:15,915 --> 00:27:18,080 That's it. 692 00:27:18,081 --> 00:27:19,165 You... 693 00:27:20,165 --> 00:27:21,997 are like an awesome guy 694 00:27:21,998 --> 00:27:23,164 stuck inside the body of somebody 695 00:27:23,165 --> 00:27:24,414 who's always running late. 696 00:27:24,415 --> 00:27:27,164 I gotta fish that fuckin' guy out of you 697 00:27:27,165 --> 00:27:28,622 every time I see you. 698 00:27:28,623 --> 00:27:30,789 Thank you, I think. 699 00:27:30,790 --> 00:27:32,872 You know, dude, when I think about the two of us, man... 700 00:27:32,873 --> 00:27:33,956 Yeah? 701 00:27:34,415 --> 00:27:36,330 I think of us walking around New York all night, 702 00:27:36,331 --> 00:27:38,039 trying to stay up until morning. 703 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,705 - Mm. You always did. - Mm-hmm. 704 00:27:40,706 --> 00:27:42,372 - Yeah. - And you always passed out 705 00:27:42,373 --> 00:27:43,790 - halfway through. - Mm. 706 00:27:44,790 --> 00:27:46,330 We'd make it over the Williamsburg Bridge 707 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:49,914 and you would conk out on a bench in Chinatown. 708 00:27:49,915 --> 00:27:51,165 Yeah, I know. 709 00:27:53,081 --> 00:27:54,415 You're kind of a lightweight. 710 00:28:18,290 --> 00:28:19,290 Dave? 711 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,040 Yo. 712 00:28:23,373 --> 00:28:25,081 Sorry I called you a lightweight. 713 00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:27,790 That's okay. 714 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,164 I'm sorry I would always fall asleep. 715 00:28:30,165 --> 00:28:31,914 Nah, man. 716 00:28:31,915 --> 00:28:33,915 You had, like, a job and a wife. 717 00:28:35,123 --> 00:28:36,914 You'd been awake all day 718 00:28:36,915 --> 00:28:38,623 doing important shit. 719 00:28:39,331 --> 00:28:41,165 I didn't really have anything going on. 720 00:28:43,331 --> 00:28:44,580 I didn't care that you fell asleep, man. 721 00:28:44,581 --> 00:28:46,081 I was just glad you were there. 722 00:29:22,998 --> 00:29:23,997 What did he say? 723 00:29:23,998 --> 00:29:25,080 Just absolutely despising. 724 00:29:25,081 --> 00:29:26,164 - Really? - Yeah. 725 00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:27,830 That was a bit of a disaster if you ask me, but... 726 00:29:27,831 --> 00:29:29,071 That's really funny. 727 00:29:29,665 --> 00:29:30,664 Benji. 728 00:29:30,665 --> 00:29:32,289 - Mm. Mm-hmm. - We gotta go. 729 00:29:32,290 --> 00:29:34,206 - The train's in an hour, okay? - Mm. 730 00:29:39,373 --> 00:29:40,455 Sorry we're a little late. 731 00:29:40,456 --> 00:29:43,455 Yeah, Dave woke me up literally two minutes ago. 732 00:29:43,456 --> 00:29:44,540 All right. 733 00:29:56,748 --> 00:29:58,456 Train's arriving in two minutes. Come on. 734 00:30:00,373 --> 00:30:01,372 I really appreciate it. 735 00:30:01,373 --> 00:30:02,747 You're okay? 736 00:30:02,748 --> 00:30:05,206 I know it's kind of heavy. Sorry. 737 00:30:06,998 --> 00:30:08,289 Right. Come on, everyone. 738 00:30:08,290 --> 00:30:10,205 Gotta get right to the end of the platform. 739 00:30:11,581 --> 00:30:14,664 Okay, everyone, so, part of our tour package 740 00:30:14,665 --> 00:30:16,705 included these first-class tickets. 741 00:30:16,706 --> 00:30:17,872 Whoo. 742 00:30:17,873 --> 00:30:19,997 Nice little perk for us all. Keep coming. 743 00:30:19,998 --> 00:30:21,664 We gotta get right to the end, everyone. 744 00:30:21,665 --> 00:30:23,122 I like a first-class ticket. 745 00:30:23,123 --> 00:30:25,081 Love the exchange rate. 746 00:30:25,665 --> 00:30:26,831 Excuse me. 747 00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:34,372 Now, if you've got time, 748 00:30:34,373 --> 00:30:36,206 we could swing by Underground Lublin. 749 00:30:36,706 --> 00:30:37,914 Erm, it is fascinating. 750 00:30:37,915 --> 00:30:39,715 I just think it's a bit overhyped, personally. 751 00:30:40,165 --> 00:30:42,372 The big hitter is the Grodzka Gate, you know. 752 00:30:42,373 --> 00:30:44,289 Oh. Is the gate still accessible? 753 00:30:44,290 --> 00:30:45,622 Yo, dude, I think we should move. 754 00:30:45,623 --> 00:30:46,705 What? 755 00:30:46,706 --> 00:30:48,372 I think we should move to another train car. 756 00:30:48,373 --> 00:30:49,539 What do you mean? 757 00:30:49,540 --> 00:30:51,498 You don't feel weird being in a first-class car? 758 00:30:51,915 --> 00:30:53,664 - Uh, no. We paid for it. - No? 759 00:30:53,665 --> 00:30:55,039 It's not hurting anybody, no. 760 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,247 Dude, we are Jews on a train in Poland. 761 00:30:57,248 --> 00:30:58,330 Fucking think about it. 762 00:30:58,331 --> 00:30:59,997 - I am. I'm... - Benji? 763 00:30:59,998 --> 00:31:01,122 - Benji. - Yeah? 764 00:31:01,123 --> 00:31:02,455 You all right up there? 765 00:31:02,456 --> 00:31:03,830 - Yeah. Sure. - Yeah. 766 00:31:03,831 --> 00:31:05,789 - Sorry. - Yeah, no. No worries. 767 00:31:05,790 --> 00:31:07,747 I mean, you know, it's, to be fair, fascinating... 768 00:31:07,748 --> 00:31:08,997 No, I mean, I just feel like... Sorry. 769 00:31:08,998 --> 00:31:10,080 - Okay. - I just... Does any... 770 00:31:10,081 --> 00:31:12,456 Is anyone else, like, feeling this right now? 771 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,122 Feeling what? 772 00:31:14,123 --> 00:31:15,872 Like this creepy feeling that, like, you know, 773 00:31:15,873 --> 00:31:18,080 we're, like, royalty on this train? 774 00:31:18,081 --> 00:31:19,955 I mean, does no one else see the irony here? 775 00:31:19,956 --> 00:31:21,789 - Jesus. Benji, come on, man. - Like eating fancy food 776 00:31:21,790 --> 00:31:23,997 and sitting up here, when 80 years ago, 777 00:31:23,998 --> 00:31:25,330 we would've been herded into the backs 778 00:31:25,331 --> 00:31:26,789 of these fucking things like cattle. 779 00:31:26,790 --> 00:31:28,289 - God. - Okay, Benji, 780 00:31:28,290 --> 00:31:30,164 I don't think anybody here wants to hear that right now. 781 00:31:30,165 --> 00:31:32,122 Okay, why not? Why doesn't anyone want to hear it? 782 00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:33,372 - Because it's depressing, man. - Depressing? 783 00:31:33,373 --> 00:31:34,455 Okay, look. That's okay. 784 00:31:34,456 --> 00:31:36,080 You're raising an interesting sensitivity here. 785 00:31:36,081 --> 00:31:38,039 It does sometimes come up on these tours. 786 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:39,747 You're staying in fancy hotels, 787 00:31:39,748 --> 00:31:41,247 eating posh food, and at the same time, 788 00:31:41,248 --> 00:31:42,830 you're looking back 789 00:31:42,831 --> 00:31:44,580 at the horrors of your family history. 790 00:31:44,581 --> 00:31:46,747 It can conjure up confusing feelings 791 00:31:46,748 --> 00:31:48,622 of discomfort and discordance 792 00:31:48,623 --> 00:31:51,539 and dare I say, even a kinda guilt, you know. 793 00:31:51,540 --> 00:31:52,955 You're comparing your own life... 794 00:31:52,956 --> 00:31:54,122 I don't feel guilt. 795 00:31:54,123 --> 00:31:56,330 - No. Nor should you, Mark. - Why would I feel guilt? 796 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:57,664 No, I'm not saying that you have to feel guilt. 797 00:31:57,665 --> 00:31:58,747 Well, because our lives 798 00:31:58,748 --> 00:32:00,164 are so fucking pampered and privileged. 799 00:32:00,165 --> 00:32:01,955 Like, we completely cut ourselves off 800 00:32:01,956 --> 00:32:03,622 from anyone else's true pain. 801 00:32:03,623 --> 00:32:05,414 Like the actual fuckin' experience 802 00:32:05,415 --> 00:32:06,789 of being shoved in a train car, 803 00:32:06,790 --> 00:32:08,372 - your fuckin' head bashed in. - Jesus, Benji. 804 00:32:08,373 --> 00:32:09,539 So what are we supposed to do about that? 805 00:32:09,540 --> 00:32:11,497 - Mark. Mark, Mark, please. - Fuckin' acknowledge it, man. 806 00:32:11,498 --> 00:32:12,747 Like, try to feel it in some way. 807 00:32:12,748 --> 00:32:13,830 Why are you doing this? 808 00:32:13,831 --> 00:32:15,164 Dude, I'm just fuckin' saying how I feel. 809 00:32:15,165 --> 00:32:16,725 Okay. Why is that, like, important now? 810 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,039 Oh, man, you used to, like, feel everything, man. 811 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,789 He was such an anxious, adorable fucking kid, man. 812 00:32:22,790 --> 00:32:23,997 - Jesus, Benji. - We went to Jewy 813 00:32:23,998 --> 00:32:25,247 - sleep-away camp together. - Come on, man. 814 00:32:25,248 --> 00:32:26,664 He cried the whole first week. 815 00:32:26,665 --> 00:32:28,872 The whole fucking first week 'cause he was homesick. 816 00:32:28,873 --> 00:32:30,039 - Jesus. - I used to have to hug him 817 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,747 to sleep and talk about his sweet fuckin' mom 818 00:32:31,748 --> 00:32:33,164 to calm him down and shit. Now look at him. 819 00:32:33,165 --> 00:32:34,247 Jesus Christ, man. What the fuck? 820 00:32:34,248 --> 00:32:36,122 He's like all put together and comfortable and shit. 821 00:32:36,123 --> 00:32:39,164 Topiaries his wild-ass Jew fro into submission. 822 00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:40,914 It's mad impressive. You're all mad impressive. 823 00:32:40,915 --> 00:32:42,205 But you know what? 824 00:32:42,206 --> 00:32:44,086 I'm gonna go to the back of the train now, okay? 825 00:32:44,540 --> 00:32:46,455 I don't think you'll find much suffering back there either. 826 00:32:46,456 --> 00:32:47,748 Stop it. Please. 827 00:32:49,748 --> 00:32:51,628 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 828 00:32:53,290 --> 00:32:56,372 Okay, I hope that wasn't too uncomfortable for everyone. 829 00:32:56,373 --> 00:32:58,080 Obviously, there are 830 00:32:58,081 --> 00:33:00,455 triggers along the way with this tour. 831 00:33:00,456 --> 00:33:02,830 I must say the train is not normally one of them, but... 832 00:33:02,831 --> 00:33:03,997 Um... 833 00:33:03,998 --> 00:33:05,497 James, I should probably head back there. 834 00:33:05,498 --> 00:33:06,705 I don't know. I should at least, like, 835 00:33:06,706 --> 00:33:07,914 bring him his food or something. 836 00:33:07,915 --> 00:33:09,955 Of course. Yeah. You know where we're gettin' off? 837 00:33:09,956 --> 00:33:12,080 Uh, yeah, it's, like, Lublin Główny? 838 00:33:12,081 --> 00:33:13,247 I'm sure I'm mispronouncing it. 839 00:33:13,248 --> 00:33:14,372 No. It's very close. 840 00:33:14,373 --> 00:33:15,664 - Yeah, it's... All right. - Okay, thanks. Sorry. 841 00:33:15,665 --> 00:33:17,225 - Good luck. - Sorry, everybody. 842 00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:20,456 Okay. Erm... 843 00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:47,706 - Hey, man. - Hey. 844 00:33:48,581 --> 00:33:49,581 Thanks. 845 00:33:50,623 --> 00:33:52,373 Are you okay? 846 00:33:53,206 --> 00:33:55,665 Everyone just wants to have a fucking joyride, you know? 847 00:33:56,873 --> 00:33:58,415 No. What do you mean? 848 00:33:59,665 --> 00:34:01,831 People can't walk around the world being... 849 00:34:02,956 --> 00:34:04,540 happy all the time. 850 00:34:08,206 --> 00:34:09,581 It's okay, man. 851 00:34:24,373 --> 00:34:27,289 Przypominamy o zabraniu bagaży. 852 00:34:27,290 --> 00:34:29,664 Prosimy o zachowanie szczególnej ostrożności 853 00:34:29,665 --> 00:34:31,455 przy wysiadaniu z pociągu. 854 00:34:31,456 --> 00:34:33,080 Dziękujemy za wspólną podróż 855 00:34:33,081 --> 00:34:34,830 i zapraszamy do korzystania z usług Polonia Ekspres. 856 00:34:39,456 --> 00:34:41,039 - Hey, man. - Hey. 857 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,414 Did I fall asleep? 858 00:34:42,415 --> 00:34:44,372 - Yeah, you did. - Oh, shit. 859 00:34:44,373 --> 00:34:46,080 Oh, shit! We gotta go. 860 00:34:46,081 --> 00:34:47,248 We gotta go. Come on. 861 00:34:54,623 --> 00:34:56,915 All right, I guess everybody's waiting in front for us. 862 00:34:57,540 --> 00:34:59,330 Mm-hmm. Maybe. 863 00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:01,122 - Uh, hey, duder? - Yeah? 864 00:35:01,123 --> 00:35:03,165 Yeah, we're not at the right station, dude. 865 00:35:04,206 --> 00:35:05,289 Sorry, what? 866 00:35:05,290 --> 00:35:06,373 Yeah. 867 00:35:08,290 --> 00:35:10,455 Oh, shit. What the fuck is Kraśnik? 868 00:35:10,456 --> 00:35:11,539 Yeah, Kraśnik. 869 00:35:11,540 --> 00:35:12,789 We were supposed to get off at Lublin. 870 00:35:12,790 --> 00:35:15,622 No, I know. Yeah. You were out pretty fucking cold, dude. 871 00:35:15,623 --> 00:35:17,455 Sorry. You mean we... we passed Lublin already? 872 00:35:17,456 --> 00:35:18,539 Like, a while ago. 873 00:35:18,540 --> 00:35:19,664 And you didn't wake me up? 874 00:35:19,665 --> 00:35:21,414 Oh, you were having such a good nap, dude. 875 00:35:21,415 --> 00:35:22,830 Jesus Christ! We're on a tour group with people. 876 00:35:22,831 --> 00:35:23,955 You were, like... I'm sorry. Yeah, I know. 877 00:35:23,956 --> 00:35:25,289 I just didn't have the heart to wake you up, man. 878 00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:27,164 You have, like, the most fucked-up sense of priorities. 879 00:35:27,165 --> 00:35:28,539 Do you know that? Do you know that? 880 00:35:28,540 --> 00:35:29,955 Dude, don't get mad at me. Okay? 881 00:35:29,956 --> 00:35:31,039 How could I not get mad at you? 882 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,122 Because I was, like, staring at you 883 00:35:32,123 --> 00:35:33,455 - while you were sleeping... - Yeah. 884 00:35:33,456 --> 00:35:34,622 and people were lookin' at you. 885 00:35:34,623 --> 00:35:36,122 And some people were fucking laughing at you 886 00:35:36,123 --> 00:35:38,414 'cause you were snoring all weird and loud and shit. 887 00:35:38,415 --> 00:35:40,290 But I was thinkin', like, "Fuck that." 888 00:35:40,748 --> 00:35:42,330 This is my cousin Davey. I'm not ashamed of him. 889 00:35:42,331 --> 00:35:44,372 This is Davey on the bench in Chinatown. 890 00:35:44,373 --> 00:35:45,914 This is the guy I used to have all to myself. 891 00:35:45,915 --> 00:35:47,373 I just couldn't wake you, man. 892 00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:50,455 All right. All right, so... 893 00:35:50,456 --> 00:35:51,955 - so what do we do now? - Oh, yeah. Got that shit 894 00:35:51,956 --> 00:35:53,039 - worked out, dude. - Did you? 895 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:54,240 Yeah, while you were sleepin'. 896 00:35:54,498 --> 00:35:56,164 - Okay. - So we just get on a train 897 00:35:56,165 --> 00:35:57,372 going in the opposite direction. 898 00:35:57,373 --> 00:35:58,747 - Yeah, okay. - And we don't even have to pay 899 00:35:58,748 --> 00:36:00,289 for tickets. We just avoid the conductor until we get there. 900 00:36:00,290 --> 00:36:01,789 I do this kinda shit all the time Upstate. 901 00:36:01,790 --> 00:36:03,330 It's fucking foolproof. This might be us, dude. 902 00:36:03,331 --> 00:36:04,414 - Really? - Run! Run, run, run. 903 00:36:04,415 --> 00:36:05,748 Great. 904 00:36:08,665 --> 00:36:11,039 Yo, we should just buy tickets like normal people. 905 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,456 There's no time. Come on. 906 00:36:13,373 --> 00:36:14,373 Shit. 907 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,165 Dude. 908 00:36:17,748 --> 00:36:19,372 We stay moving, we stay light, 909 00:36:19,373 --> 00:36:20,455 - we stay agile. - Yeah. 910 00:36:20,456 --> 00:36:21,955 The conductor's gonna come through taking tickets. 911 00:36:21,956 --> 00:36:23,080 We tell him we're going to the bathroom. 912 00:36:23,081 --> 00:36:24,247 - The bathroom? Okay. - He gets to the back 913 00:36:24,248 --> 00:36:25,372 of the train, he's gonna start heading 914 00:36:25,373 --> 00:36:26,580 towards the front looking for stragglers. 915 00:36:26,581 --> 00:36:27,830 - Sorry. We're the stragglers? - Yeah. 916 00:36:27,831 --> 00:36:28,914 By the time he gets to the front, 917 00:36:28,915 --> 00:36:30,330 the train's gonna be in the station and we're home free. 918 00:36:30,331 --> 00:36:31,414 This is so fucking stupid. 919 00:36:31,415 --> 00:36:33,330 Man, what's stupid is the corporatization of travel. 920 00:36:33,331 --> 00:36:35,080 Ensuring that the rich move around the world, 921 00:36:35,081 --> 00:36:36,622 propagate their elitist loins, 922 00:36:36,623 --> 00:36:38,205 while the poor stay cut off from society. 923 00:36:38,206 --> 00:36:39,330 That's great. We can argue Marxism 924 00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:40,622 while they're hauling us off to Siberia. 925 00:36:40,623 --> 00:36:41,872 Siberia is in Russia, Dave. 926 00:36:41,873 --> 00:36:42,955 This is ridiculous. 927 00:36:42,956 --> 00:36:44,080 Tickets are probably, like, 12 bucks. 928 00:36:44,081 --> 00:36:45,164 It's the principle of paying. 929 00:36:45,165 --> 00:36:46,622 We shouldn't have to pay for train tickets in Poland. 930 00:36:46,623 --> 00:36:47,789 - This is our country. - No, it's not. 931 00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:49,080 It was our country. They kicked us out 932 00:36:49,081 --> 00:36:50,164 'cause they thought we were cheap. 933 00:36:53,498 --> 00:36:55,580 Okay, this is it. Stay calm. Act natural. 934 00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:56,748 Yeah. 935 00:36:59,706 --> 00:37:00,997 Hi. Just bathroom. 936 00:37:00,998 --> 00:37:02,289 Me and cousin go to just bathroom. 937 00:37:02,290 --> 00:37:04,580 - Bathrooms on either side. - With thanks. 938 00:37:04,581 --> 00:37:05,830 - Sorry. - Thank you. 939 00:37:05,831 --> 00:37:08,205 And... And we have our tickets. We just... 940 00:37:08,206 --> 00:37:09,455 Oh, sh... 941 00:37:09,456 --> 00:37:11,330 Jesus Christ. My heart is in my fucking throat. 942 00:37:11,331 --> 00:37:12,622 - Feels good, doesn't it? - Yeah. 943 00:37:12,623 --> 00:37:13,830 We're not out of the woods yet, though. 944 00:37:13,831 --> 00:37:15,164 We gotta get to the front and take shelter 945 00:37:15,165 --> 00:37:16,247 until we get to our stop. Okay? 946 00:37:16,248 --> 00:37:17,372 - Okay. - Ready? 947 00:37:17,373 --> 00:37:18,456 - Yeah. - Let's go. 948 00:37:34,581 --> 00:37:36,330 - Here, here. - What? Yeah. 949 00:37:37,790 --> 00:37:38,955 We made it. 950 00:37:38,956 --> 00:37:40,330 Don't fall asleep on me again, brother. 951 00:37:40,331 --> 00:37:41,497 I won't. 952 00:37:46,206 --> 00:37:47,289 Hey, Benji. 953 00:37:47,290 --> 00:37:48,664 Yeah? 954 00:37:48,665 --> 00:37:50,040 We're in first class. 955 00:37:52,956 --> 00:37:54,580 Yeah, but we fucking earned it. 956 00:37:57,415 --> 00:37:58,997 Warszawa Wschodnia odjedzie 957 00:37:58,998 --> 00:38:01,123 z peronu trzeciego. 958 00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:04,122 All right. Should we stop and get some lunch? 959 00:38:04,123 --> 00:38:05,290 - No. - Okay. 960 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,122 - Hi. Sorry. - Hey, everybody. 961 00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:12,622 Sorry we're late. Dave fell asleep. 962 00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:13,706 Yeah. What? 963 00:38:14,873 --> 00:38:16,914 - Hi, there. - We got your bags. 964 00:38:16,915 --> 00:38:18,664 Oh, that's so nice of you. I'm so sorry. 965 00:38:18,665 --> 00:38:20,164 Yeah, he just... He needed to sleepy sleep. 966 00:38:20,165 --> 00:38:21,455 Sorry about that. Yeah. Here's your bag. 967 00:38:21,456 --> 00:38:22,539 You need some help. He got sleepy. 968 00:38:22,540 --> 00:38:23,914 Yeah, let's drop our bags off at the hotel. 969 00:38:23,915 --> 00:38:25,122 - Yeah. Of course. - Yeah, yeah. All good. 970 00:38:25,123 --> 00:38:26,205 I'm really sorry. Oh, here. 971 00:38:26,206 --> 00:38:27,289 Yeah. It was actually really quick 972 00:38:27,290 --> 00:38:28,372 once we were able to get on the other... 973 00:38:32,581 --> 00:38:35,122 and importance of the Jewish contribution. 974 00:38:35,123 --> 00:38:37,580 Lublin has such a rich Jewish history. 975 00:38:37,581 --> 00:38:40,664 It was actually known, for a time, as the Jewish Oxford. 976 00:38:40,665 --> 00:38:44,580 It was diverse, both culturally and intellectually. 977 00:38:44,581 --> 00:38:47,455 This is the Lublin of Rebbe Horowitz, 978 00:38:47,456 --> 00:38:49,789 of the Seer of Lublin, 979 00:38:49,790 --> 00:38:53,956 of Isaac Bashevis Singer, merchants, writers, poets. 980 00:38:57,581 --> 00:38:59,498 So, you're, like, really religious? Yeah? 981 00:39:00,165 --> 00:39:02,247 - Yes. Yes, you could say that. - Huh. 982 00:39:02,248 --> 00:39:04,080 It's amazing to me. 983 00:39:04,081 --> 00:39:05,705 - Is it? - Yeah. Yeah. 984 00:39:05,706 --> 00:39:07,705 So, you, like, do all the customs and everything? 985 00:39:07,706 --> 00:39:10,039 No, no, not all. No. 986 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,580 But I do like to keep Shabbat. 987 00:39:11,581 --> 00:39:12,664 Mm-hmm. 988 00:39:12,665 --> 00:39:15,039 No matter what's going on with my life, 989 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,915 once a week, I get to 990 00:39:17,415 --> 00:39:20,455 slow down and take my rest seriously. 991 00:39:20,456 --> 00:39:21,623 Huh. 992 00:39:22,248 --> 00:39:23,455 And you? 993 00:39:23,456 --> 00:39:24,705 No. Me? No, no. 994 00:39:24,706 --> 00:39:27,080 I mean, the whole thing always seemed like a little, 995 00:39:27,081 --> 00:39:29,164 I don't know, arbitrary and mechanical 996 00:39:29,165 --> 00:39:30,747 and archaic to me. 997 00:39:30,748 --> 00:39:32,665 I mean, no offense, obviously. 998 00:39:33,998 --> 00:39:36,289 I think it would really benefit you. 999 00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:37,997 You mean, like, benefit everybody 1000 00:39:37,998 --> 00:39:39,330 or, like, me specifically? 1001 00:39:39,331 --> 00:39:40,915 You specifically. 1002 00:39:42,373 --> 00:39:43,373 Benji. 1003 00:39:43,956 --> 00:39:46,373 - Yo. - Yo! 1004 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,956 I was thinking about what you said 1005 00:39:49,831 --> 00:39:52,164 on the train about understanding suffering. 1006 00:39:52,165 --> 00:39:55,247 - Mm-hmm. - It really stirred me. 1007 00:39:55,248 --> 00:39:57,164 Yo, seriously, Marcia? 1008 00:39:57,165 --> 00:39:58,956 - Yeah. - Dope. 1009 00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:02,789 Last year, my daughter married a very rich man. 1010 00:40:02,790 --> 00:40:04,039 Oh, fuck. 1011 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,205 And she's incapable of having a conversation 1012 00:40:06,206 --> 00:40:07,289 with any depth anymore. 1013 00:40:07,290 --> 00:40:08,372 Well, yeah, of course. 1014 00:40:08,373 --> 00:40:10,748 Money is like fucking heroin for boring people. 1015 00:40:11,540 --> 00:40:12,872 Well, I don't know what that means, 1016 00:40:12,873 --> 00:40:16,540 but it's just so easy to float through life 1017 00:40:17,165 --> 00:40:18,955 forgetting how lucky we are. 1018 00:40:18,956 --> 00:40:20,830 Guys, uh, I'm eavesdropping. 1019 00:40:20,831 --> 00:40:22,622 - Is that okay? - 'Course, Eloge, come on in. 1020 00:40:22,623 --> 00:40:26,330 I want to echo what Marcia was saying, if that's all right? 1021 00:40:26,331 --> 00:40:28,080 - Really? Really? - Of course. 1022 00:40:28,081 --> 00:40:30,164 I... I find myself constantly baffled 1023 00:40:30,165 --> 00:40:31,997 by the way the world seems to carry on 1024 00:40:31,998 --> 00:40:34,414 like there aren't a million reasons to be shocked. 1025 00:40:34,415 --> 00:40:36,914 - Oh. Exactly. - To be, um... appalled. 1026 00:40:36,915 --> 00:40:38,664 Yeah. Fuckin' A. That's exactly what I'm saying, man. 1027 00:40:38,665 --> 00:40:39,955 I don't know. I mean, if, like, we wept 1028 00:40:39,956 --> 00:40:41,122 for every sad thing in the world, 1029 00:40:41,123 --> 00:40:42,414 like, what would that accomplish? 1030 00:40:42,415 --> 00:40:45,164 I don't know. Maybe sad shit wouldn't constantly happen. 1031 00:40:45,165 --> 00:40:46,247 Exactly. 1032 00:40:46,248 --> 00:40:48,497 David, we numb ourselves 1033 00:40:48,498 --> 00:40:50,955 to avoid thinking about our impact. 1034 00:40:50,956 --> 00:40:53,205 Ignoring the proverbial slaughterhouse 1035 00:40:53,206 --> 00:40:54,580 to enjoy the steak, as it were. 1036 00:40:54,581 --> 00:40:56,039 Yes, Eloge. Damn, that's a good analogy. 1037 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:57,330 No. And I get that. I get all that. 1038 00:40:57,331 --> 00:40:58,664 It just seems like maybe there's, like, 1039 00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:00,497 a time and a place to grieve, and maybe it's not... 1040 00:41:00,498 --> 00:41:01,580 - Yo, Dave. - What? 1041 00:41:01,581 --> 00:41:03,080 We're on a fucking Holocaust tour. 1042 00:41:03,081 --> 00:41:06,248 If now is not the time and place to grieve, to open up, 1043 00:41:06,748 --> 00:41:08,148 I don't know what to tell you, man. 1044 00:41:10,248 --> 00:41:12,373 Come on, then, you lot. Stragglers. 1045 00:41:13,790 --> 00:41:15,248 So, here we are 1046 00:41:15,665 --> 00:41:17,539 at the famous Grodzka Gate 1047 00:41:17,540 --> 00:41:20,414 or, as it was once called, the Jewish Gate. 1048 00:41:20,415 --> 00:41:22,830 On the other side of this threshold 1049 00:41:22,831 --> 00:41:24,830 was the Jewish Quarter, okay? 1050 00:41:24,831 --> 00:41:26,372 Now, as we pass through, 1051 00:41:26,373 --> 00:41:27,914 I want you to try to imagine 1052 00:41:27,915 --> 00:41:30,080 what life was like hundreds of years ago. 1053 00:41:30,081 --> 00:41:33,455 Try to avoid conjuring images of the horrors to come 1054 00:41:33,456 --> 00:41:36,206 and just picture a vibrant city. 1055 00:41:42,415 --> 00:41:44,706 The memories of Jewish life are here. 1056 00:41:45,998 --> 00:41:48,330 But they're hidden around the city. 1057 00:41:48,331 --> 00:41:50,122 And the oldest surviving synagogue 1058 00:41:50,123 --> 00:41:52,498 is on the second floor of an office building. 1059 00:41:54,290 --> 00:41:57,165 But there are little pieces of history frozen. 1060 00:41:57,831 --> 00:41:59,915 Peeking out, waiting for us. 1061 00:42:01,415 --> 00:42:03,206 A former Yiddish theater. 1062 00:42:05,081 --> 00:42:06,248 A yeshiva. 1063 00:42:07,831 --> 00:42:09,581 A Jewish-owned brewery. 1064 00:42:10,998 --> 00:42:12,790 The Tarbut Hebrew School. 1065 00:42:13,831 --> 00:42:16,206 The Community Council of Lublin. 1066 00:42:17,873 --> 00:42:18,915 A tailor. 1067 00:42:19,873 --> 00:42:21,331 A dry goods store. 1068 00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:23,623 A bakery. 1069 00:42:24,665 --> 00:42:25,873 A bookseller. 1070 00:42:27,165 --> 00:42:28,581 A textile shop. 1071 00:42:45,081 --> 00:42:46,330 So, there's some discrepancy 1072 00:42:46,331 --> 00:42:47,789 about the founding of the cemetery, 1073 00:42:47,790 --> 00:42:50,289 but most people have it pegged at 1541. 1074 00:42:50,290 --> 00:42:51,664 - Oh, wow. No. - Can you imagine? 1075 00:42:51,665 --> 00:42:53,545 That's before the founding of the United States. 1076 00:42:53,915 --> 00:42:55,872 That's before, I don't know, Shakespeare. 1077 00:42:55,873 --> 00:42:58,539 And the oldest headstone in the whole of Poland 1078 00:42:58,540 --> 00:43:00,414 is actually located right here 1079 00:43:00,415 --> 00:43:01,955 - in the cemetery. - Oh, yes. Kopelman. 1080 00:43:01,956 --> 00:43:03,622 Yes, Eloge. How'd you know that? 1081 00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:06,039 I read about it this morning. Don't be too impressed. 1082 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,164 What? 1083 00:43:07,165 --> 00:43:08,372 Ding, ding. Right again, Eloge. 1084 00:43:08,373 --> 00:43:09,455 What's your problem now? 1085 00:43:09,456 --> 00:43:10,622 Jacob Kopelman Levi. 1541. 1086 00:43:10,623 --> 00:43:11,705 - Who cares? - It's quite 1087 00:43:11,706 --> 00:43:13,080 unassuming, isn't it, if you don't know 1088 00:43:13,081 --> 00:43:14,289 - what you're looking at? - Benji, what the fuck? 1089 00:43:14,290 --> 00:43:16,080 - It's just... - It's hard to know 1090 00:43:16,081 --> 00:43:17,872 whether the Jewish community was drawn to Lublin 1091 00:43:17,873 --> 00:43:18,955 because of these local virtues... 1092 00:43:18,956 --> 00:43:20,039 Benji? Benji? 1093 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,789 - Um, yo, James? - Oh, shit. Benji? 1094 00:43:21,790 --> 00:43:23,289 - Hey, James. Hey, man. - Benji, Benji, Benji. 1095 00:43:23,290 --> 00:43:24,789 - You all right, Benji? - Hey, look, man, 1096 00:43:24,790 --> 00:43:27,539 you're, like, completely knowledgeable about this shit. 1097 00:43:27,540 --> 00:43:30,039 And it's fuckin'... It's... It's impressive, man. 1098 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,830 And we all know that now and everything. But, like... 1099 00:43:32,831 --> 00:43:34,789 Like, these are real people, James, you know? 1100 00:43:34,790 --> 00:43:36,997 They're not your little factoids lying under here, 1101 00:43:36,998 --> 00:43:38,289 okay? They're not history lessons. 1102 00:43:38,290 --> 00:43:39,372 - Benji, Benji, okay. - Just... Hey, 1103 00:43:39,373 --> 00:43:40,455 maybe, like, take a seat. 1104 00:43:40,456 --> 00:43:41,622 Text your wife. Have a sit for a second. 1105 00:43:41,623 --> 00:43:42,872 Sorry if I said something to upset you or... 1106 00:43:42,873 --> 00:43:43,955 No. No, no, no. Look, look. 1107 00:43:43,956 --> 00:43:45,122 You know your shit. Don't get me wrong. 1108 00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,830 And, Eloge, you, like, totally know your shit, 1109 00:43:46,831 --> 00:43:49,122 but I think it's just the constant barrage of stats. 1110 00:43:49,123 --> 00:43:50,873 It's making this whole thing feel very 1111 00:43:51,623 --> 00:43:52,623 cold, you know? 1112 00:43:55,623 --> 00:43:57,330 Okay. Er... 1113 00:43:57,331 --> 00:44:01,039 I'm sorry. M-Maybe it's just my British tone or something. 1114 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,580 - I'm just trying to be honest. - Okay. 1115 00:44:02,581 --> 00:44:04,122 If it helps to have feedback, that's what I'm doing. 1116 00:44:04,123 --> 00:44:05,205 - Okay. - And I just think 1117 00:44:05,206 --> 00:44:07,164 a major problem with your tour... 1118 00:44:07,165 --> 00:44:08,455 - Oh, my God. - If I can just... 1119 00:44:08,456 --> 00:44:10,205 This is okay? This is a free space? 1120 00:44:10,206 --> 00:44:11,539 Okay. 1121 00:44:11,540 --> 00:44:13,330 I just think we've been, like, completely cut off 1122 00:44:13,331 --> 00:44:15,414 from anything that's, like, fucking... 1123 00:44:15,415 --> 00:44:16,748 like, real, you know? 1124 00:44:17,540 --> 00:44:18,914 It's all real, Benji. 1125 00:44:18,915 --> 00:44:20,580 - Is it? - I've only said real things. 1126 00:44:20,581 --> 00:44:21,955 It's real? Then how come I haven't met anyone 1127 00:44:21,956 --> 00:44:23,497 - that's actually Polish? - I've only said real things. 1128 00:44:23,498 --> 00:44:24,664 I haven't had any interaction 1129 00:44:24,665 --> 00:44:25,997 with somebody who's, like, from here. 1130 00:44:25,998 --> 00:44:27,122 - You know what I mean? - Benji, come on. 1131 00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:28,539 We've just been going from one touristy thing 1132 00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:29,664 to another touristy thing to... 1133 00:44:29,665 --> 00:44:31,580 - you know? - Yeah, no, but that sort of 1134 00:44:31,581 --> 00:44:32,872 is what a tour is, though, isn't it? 1135 00:44:32,873 --> 00:44:34,289 Going from one touristy thing to another. 1136 00:44:34,290 --> 00:44:36,289 That's kind of what you signed up for, isn't it? 1137 00:44:36,290 --> 00:44:37,873 Well, Dave signed up for the tour. 1138 00:44:39,206 --> 00:44:40,914 All right. Yeah, no. I mean, I'm sorry. 1139 00:44:40,915 --> 00:44:43,705 - Mm-hmm. - Look, man. And you know what? 1140 00:44:43,706 --> 00:44:46,455 Honestly, it's like a mostly amazing tour. 1141 00:44:46,456 --> 00:44:47,539 - Mm-hmm. - I mean it, man. 1142 00:44:47,540 --> 00:44:48,830 Like, I'm fuckin'... I'm lovin' it. 1143 00:44:48,831 --> 00:44:50,039 It's totally Dave's speed. 1144 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,289 But just, like, chill 1145 00:44:52,290 --> 00:44:54,039 on the facts and figures for just a little bit. 1146 00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:55,623 I mean, would that be cool? 1147 00:44:57,373 --> 00:44:58,539 No. Yeah, 'course. Yeah. 1148 00:44:58,540 --> 00:45:00,497 - Let's tone it down. - Great. 1149 00:45:00,498 --> 00:45:02,748 Cool, that's all. That's all I'm asking. 1150 00:45:03,956 --> 00:45:05,205 Erm... 1151 00:45:05,206 --> 00:45:08,165 Well, what I was gonna suggest was we could put a rock on... 1152 00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:12,915 er, Kopelman's headstone. 1153 00:45:13,706 --> 00:45:14,789 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1154 00:45:14,790 --> 00:45:16,080 - Fuckin' love that idea. - No, I think 1155 00:45:16,081 --> 00:45:17,830 - that's a good idea. - Thanks, man. 1156 00:45:17,831 --> 00:45:18,914 So can I call them over? 1157 00:45:18,915 --> 00:45:20,122 Do whatever you want, man. It's your tour, James. 1158 00:45:20,123 --> 00:45:21,955 Okay, if everybody could just come over here for a moment? 1159 00:45:21,956 --> 00:45:23,836 - Everybody? Marcia? - Everyone look for stones. 1160 00:45:24,831 --> 00:45:26,539 - Here we go. Look, here's one. - Yeah. 1161 00:45:26,540 --> 00:45:28,040 - Yeah, no problem. - Erm... 1162 00:45:28,831 --> 00:45:31,372 - If I can just very quickly... - Yeah. 1163 00:45:31,373 --> 00:45:35,497 This is the oldest tombstone in all of Poland. 1164 00:45:35,498 --> 00:45:39,705 Erm, and it belongs to a man called Jacob Kopelman Levi, 1165 00:45:39,706 --> 00:45:43,206 who was a real human person who lived, 1166 00:45:43,790 --> 00:45:46,415 er, in the real world. He was Polish. 1167 00:45:47,998 --> 00:45:49,580 Er, from Poland. 1168 00:45:49,581 --> 00:45:51,664 And Benji and I were just discussing 1169 00:45:51,665 --> 00:45:53,080 what might be nice to do, 1170 00:45:53,081 --> 00:45:56,705 and we thought maybe we could all put a stone on his grave. 1171 00:45:56,706 --> 00:46:00,205 Erm, various theories about this Jewish tradition. 1172 00:46:00,206 --> 00:46:03,248 But personally, I like to think it's just 1173 00:46:03,706 --> 00:46:07,248 a simple warm gesture to say, er, 1174 00:46:08,290 --> 00:46:09,581 "You're not forgotten." 1175 00:46:12,665 --> 00:46:14,331 That was beautiful, James. Thank you. 1176 00:46:14,706 --> 00:46:18,789 Okay. Erm, so, let's do that, shall we? Everyone? 1177 00:46:18,790 --> 00:46:19,872 Should we try and find some nice stones? 1178 00:46:19,873 --> 00:46:21,122 - Yeah. Yes. - Yeah, that was great. 1179 00:46:21,123 --> 00:46:22,205 - Good idea. - Yeah. 1180 00:46:22,206 --> 00:46:23,289 I'll go look for a stone. 1181 00:46:23,290 --> 00:46:24,664 - Great, great. - I think that was 1182 00:46:24,665 --> 00:46:26,830 - a very lovely idea, Benji. - Oh, thanks, Marcia. 1183 00:46:26,831 --> 00:46:28,247 - Thank you. - Yeah. It was nice. 1184 00:46:28,248 --> 00:46:29,955 Yeah, we sorta cooked it up. 1185 00:46:29,956 --> 00:46:31,664 - Let's find it. - Stone hunt. 1186 00:46:31,665 --> 00:46:33,790 I'm gonna have the biggest stones. 1187 00:46:34,290 --> 00:46:36,748 I want, like, a nice flat one, that's like... 1188 00:46:37,123 --> 00:46:38,247 - Sorry. - Ooh, here we go. 1189 00:46:38,248 --> 00:46:39,622 - It's fine. - Hey, Marcia. 1190 00:46:39,623 --> 00:46:41,039 Yeah. 1191 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,080 Okay. We all good with our stones? 1192 00:46:43,081 --> 00:46:44,706 I'd like this one, please. 1193 00:47:19,748 --> 00:47:21,580 My dad was everyone's favorite, 1194 00:47:21,581 --> 00:47:24,164 but my dad's brother was the real brains 1195 00:47:24,165 --> 00:47:25,247 - of the family. - Yeah. 1196 00:47:25,248 --> 00:47:26,705 He got rejected from medical school 1197 00:47:26,706 --> 00:47:28,372 because of quotas, you know, 1198 00:47:28,373 --> 00:47:29,872 - with Jewish doctors. - Oh, right. 1199 00:47:29,873 --> 00:47:31,122 And he... I'm sorry. 1200 00:47:31,123 --> 00:47:32,205 I'm just having a little trouble 1201 00:47:32,206 --> 00:47:34,205 competing with Hava Nagila. 1202 00:47:34,206 --> 00:47:35,289 I'm so sorry. Yeah. 1203 00:47:35,290 --> 00:47:36,830 - Yeah. - We come here every tour 1204 00:47:36,831 --> 00:47:38,205 and the food is wonderful, 1205 00:47:38,206 --> 00:47:40,497 but the music can be a little bit kitschy, so... 1206 00:47:40,498 --> 00:47:41,790 Anti-Semitic pricks. 1207 00:47:42,456 --> 00:47:43,747 Well, I don't know about anti-Semitic, 1208 00:47:43,748 --> 00:47:45,414 like, the owners are Jewish, but... 1209 00:47:45,415 --> 00:47:48,165 Ugh. Sorry. Please continue, Marcia. 1210 00:47:48,706 --> 00:47:51,997 Um, so my Uncle Sam couldn't go to medical school, 1211 00:47:51,998 --> 00:47:53,830 so he became a pharmacist, 1212 00:47:53,831 --> 00:47:56,997 and he ended up owning five... Five, yeah. 1213 00:47:56,998 --> 00:47:58,914 Five pharmacies in and around the Chicago area. 1214 00:47:58,915 --> 00:47:59,997 - Wow. - Like, he started 1215 00:47:59,998 --> 00:48:02,039 what we now think of as, like, a modern-day drug store. 1216 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,122 - Yeah. - Yeah. Exactly. 1217 00:48:03,123 --> 00:48:04,455 - That's extraordinary. - You know what I mean? 1218 00:48:04,456 --> 00:48:05,622 Yeah, yeah. And now the song's over. 1219 00:48:05,623 --> 00:48:07,789 Just as I'm done with my story, which is my usual... 1220 00:48:07,790 --> 00:48:09,539 That just speaks of the whole immigrant experience, 1221 00:48:09,540 --> 00:48:10,789 - don't you think? - Exactly. 1222 00:48:10,790 --> 00:48:12,789 I can attest to that, absolutely. 1223 00:48:12,790 --> 00:48:15,539 Mark's great uncle came off the boat from Poland, 1224 00:48:15,540 --> 00:48:18,290 landed in Galveston for some fakakta reason. 1225 00:48:18,831 --> 00:48:19,830 Jew in Texas. 1226 00:48:19,831 --> 00:48:21,414 And he made money by taking the furniture 1227 00:48:21,415 --> 00:48:23,122 the rich people threw out on the street, 1228 00:48:23,123 --> 00:48:25,122 refurbishing it and reselling. 1229 00:48:25,123 --> 00:48:26,789 - Really? - True story. Mm-hmm. 1230 00:48:26,790 --> 00:48:28,747 Apparently, he ended up selling some of it 1231 00:48:28,748 --> 00:48:30,497 back to the original owners. 1232 00:48:30,498 --> 00:48:31,747 - No, he did not. Is that true? - Yes. 1233 00:48:31,748 --> 00:48:32,914 - Of course, he did. - Great uncle. 1234 00:48:32,915 --> 00:48:33,997 Brilliant. Yeah, that is brilliant. 1235 00:48:33,998 --> 00:48:35,789 Rich people are fucking idiots. 1236 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:39,580 Uh, well, anyway, our grandmother. 1237 00:48:39,581 --> 00:48:41,498 - Um, she was... - Grandma Dory. 1238 00:48:42,248 --> 00:48:44,122 Yeah. Our Grandmother Dory, 1239 00:48:44,123 --> 00:48:45,872 whose house we're seeing on Thursday, 1240 00:48:45,873 --> 00:48:48,455 was also just this, you know, amazing woman. 1241 00:48:48,456 --> 00:48:50,165 She was just like one of these, like, 1242 00:48:50,581 --> 00:48:53,205 bygone realist types that you don't see anymore. 1243 00:48:53,206 --> 00:48:55,622 You know, just like blunt and tough and... 1244 00:48:55,623 --> 00:48:56,997 Um, I mean, to be honest, 1245 00:48:56,998 --> 00:48:59,164 I was, like, scared shitless my whole childhood of her. 1246 00:48:59,165 --> 00:49:00,414 I was never scared of her. 1247 00:49:00,415 --> 00:49:01,622 That is true. That is true. 1248 00:49:01,623 --> 00:49:03,955 No. She and Benji had some, like, special secret language. 1249 00:49:03,956 --> 00:49:05,414 They always said exactly what was on their minds. 1250 00:49:05,415 --> 00:49:06,497 Didn't you? 1251 00:49:06,498 --> 00:49:07,789 - Had no choice. - Yeah. 1252 00:49:07,790 --> 00:49:09,789 And a similar story, she survived the camps 1253 00:49:09,790 --> 00:49:11,830 through, like, a thousand miracles, 1254 00:49:11,831 --> 00:49:12,914 and she made her way to New York, 1255 00:49:12,915 --> 00:49:14,455 and she wanted to design dresses. 1256 00:49:14,456 --> 00:49:15,872 But she couldn't afford fashion school, 1257 00:49:15,873 --> 00:49:18,039 so she got stuck working as a secretary. 1258 00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:19,455 Yeah. And then she was like, "Fuck this." 1259 00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:21,330 And she ended up taking over the whole company. 1260 00:49:21,331 --> 00:49:22,789 - Wow. - Baller. 1261 00:49:22,790 --> 00:49:24,330 Well, he's making it sound like 1262 00:49:24,331 --> 00:49:25,914 she led a junta or something. No. 1263 00:49:25,915 --> 00:49:27,580 No, she was just... No, she was super smart. 1264 00:49:27,581 --> 00:49:29,372 It was a small commercial real estate company. 1265 00:49:29,373 --> 00:49:30,455 It was not, you know... 1266 00:49:30,456 --> 00:49:31,664 I used to speak to her every Thursday. 1267 00:49:31,665 --> 00:49:32,747 - Aw. - Yeah. 1268 00:49:32,748 --> 00:49:34,622 - Literally every Thursday. - That is so nice, Benji. 1269 00:49:34,623 --> 00:49:38,080 If I hear from my kids once a month, it's a shock. 1270 00:49:38,081 --> 00:49:39,830 Oh, Marcia. Fuck those guys. 1271 00:49:39,831 --> 00:49:42,289 - Man, I wouldn't miss a week. - Mm-hmm. 1272 00:49:42,290 --> 00:49:43,540 She was tough on me. 1273 00:49:43,998 --> 00:49:45,955 She was the only one in the whole fuckin' family 1274 00:49:45,956 --> 00:49:47,705 that would keep me honest. 1275 00:49:47,706 --> 00:49:49,330 You know, everyone else just disappeared 1276 00:49:49,331 --> 00:49:50,956 when I needed them most. 1277 00:49:52,581 --> 00:49:55,790 Yeah. But, um, you know, Grandma never pitied herself. 1278 00:49:56,290 --> 00:49:57,289 In fact, she always told me 1279 00:49:57,290 --> 00:49:58,872 she was grateful for her struggle. 1280 00:49:58,873 --> 00:50:01,372 Well, that's just it. What she endured, 1281 00:50:01,373 --> 00:50:02,539 that gave her hope, right? 1282 00:50:02,540 --> 00:50:04,455 Yes. In fact, she used to tell me that, like, 1283 00:50:04,456 --> 00:50:06,497 you know, uh, first-generation immigrants 1284 00:50:06,498 --> 00:50:07,747 work some, like, menial job. 1285 00:50:07,748 --> 00:50:09,997 You know, they drive cabs, they deliver food. 1286 00:50:09,998 --> 00:50:11,747 Second generation, they go to good schools 1287 00:50:11,748 --> 00:50:12,830 and they become, like, you know, 1288 00:50:12,831 --> 00:50:14,080 a doctor or lawyer or whatever. 1289 00:50:14,081 --> 00:50:15,914 And the third generation 1290 00:50:15,915 --> 00:50:17,205 lives in their mother's basement 1291 00:50:17,206 --> 00:50:19,080 and smokes pot all day. 1292 00:50:19,081 --> 00:50:20,290 I mean... 1293 00:50:21,665 --> 00:50:22,831 She said that? 1294 00:50:25,665 --> 00:50:27,372 I think she was, like, just speaking generally 1295 00:50:27,373 --> 00:50:28,622 about, like, the immigrant experience. 1296 00:50:28,623 --> 00:50:29,914 Because I lived in my mom's basement. 1297 00:50:29,915 --> 00:50:31,205 She was just talking about immigrants. 1298 00:50:31,206 --> 00:50:32,290 - Okay. Yeah. - That's all. 1299 00:50:40,706 --> 00:50:42,164 I gotsta pee. 1300 00:50:44,123 --> 00:50:46,539 Oh, yeah. 1301 00:50:46,540 --> 00:50:48,998 When I go to the bathroom, I'll get that. Don't worry. 1302 00:50:50,623 --> 00:50:52,498 Pee-pee time. 1303 00:50:56,373 --> 00:50:58,540 I'm sorry about him. 1304 00:50:59,248 --> 00:51:00,248 No, no. 1305 00:51:00,831 --> 00:51:02,247 What a troubled young man. 1306 00:51:02,248 --> 00:51:04,205 He wants to be good. You can see the spark. 1307 00:51:04,206 --> 00:51:05,747 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. Absolutely, Eloge. 1308 00:51:05,748 --> 00:51:07,872 Forgive me if I don't see this magical spark. 1309 00:51:07,873 --> 00:51:10,205 Mark, stop it. He's tormented for whatever reason. 1310 00:51:10,206 --> 00:51:11,372 - Okay. Okay. - He's funny 1311 00:51:11,373 --> 00:51:13,914 and he's charming under all the mishegoss. 1312 00:51:13,915 --> 00:51:15,205 I feel bad for him. 1313 00:51:15,206 --> 00:51:17,205 - Has he always been like this? - Yeah. 1314 00:51:17,206 --> 00:51:18,914 I mean, he's always been, like, up and down, you know? 1315 00:51:18,915 --> 00:51:20,247 Like, he's sensitive and he, like, 1316 00:51:20,248 --> 00:51:21,955 sees people so clearly, you know? 1317 00:51:21,956 --> 00:51:23,039 But then you say the wrong thing 1318 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,706 and, like, something switches. 1319 00:51:25,123 --> 00:51:26,622 Maybe it's not appropriate to talk about him. 1320 00:51:26,623 --> 00:51:28,080 No. What's not appropriate? 1321 00:51:28,081 --> 00:51:31,373 You obviously got something going on between you and... 1322 00:51:32,206 --> 00:51:33,872 Well, he's clearly in pain. 1323 00:51:33,873 --> 00:51:35,914 Yeah, but isn't everyone in pain in some way? 1324 00:51:35,915 --> 00:51:38,497 I mean, look at what happened to our families. 1325 00:51:38,498 --> 00:51:39,914 Look at where we came from. 1326 00:51:39,915 --> 00:51:41,997 I mean, who isn't... You know, who isn't wrought? 1327 00:51:41,998 --> 00:51:43,330 Well, you seem okay. 1328 00:51:43,331 --> 00:51:44,497 I'm not, though. I'm not. 1329 00:51:44,498 --> 00:51:47,122 I just, like, take a pill for my fucking OCD, you know, 1330 00:51:47,123 --> 00:51:48,872 and I jog and I meditate, 1331 00:51:48,873 --> 00:51:50,622 and I go to work in the morning. 1332 00:51:50,623 --> 00:51:52,205 I, like, come home at the end of the day, 1333 00:51:52,206 --> 00:51:53,455 and I, like, move forward, you know, 1334 00:51:53,456 --> 00:51:55,080 because I know that my pain is unexceptional, 1335 00:51:55,081 --> 00:51:56,705 so I don't feel the need to, like, 1336 00:51:56,706 --> 00:51:58,747 I don't know, burden everybody with it, you know? 1337 00:51:58,748 --> 00:52:00,414 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 1338 00:52:00,415 --> 00:52:01,914 Yeah. God, I'm sorry. 1339 00:52:01,915 --> 00:52:03,164 No. It's all right, David. 1340 00:52:03,165 --> 00:52:04,372 - It's okay. - I'm sorry. I'm ranting. 1341 00:52:04,373 --> 00:52:05,706 I'm just, like... 1342 00:52:07,081 --> 00:52:09,331 I don't know. Um... 1343 00:52:10,498 --> 00:52:11,622 Ooh. 1344 00:52:11,623 --> 00:52:13,455 Sorry. I'm just, like, so fucking exhausted 1345 00:52:13,456 --> 00:52:15,164 by him sometimes, you know, 1346 00:52:15,165 --> 00:52:17,122 like, I... 1347 00:52:17,123 --> 00:52:18,955 I... I love him 1348 00:52:18,956 --> 00:52:20,455 and I hate him 1349 00:52:20,456 --> 00:52:23,040 and I want to kill him. 1350 00:52:24,248 --> 00:52:26,705 And I want to be him, you know? 1351 00:52:26,706 --> 00:52:28,206 And I feel, like, 1352 00:52:28,581 --> 00:52:30,747 so stupid around him, you know, 1353 00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:31,955 because he is so fucking cool, 1354 00:52:31,956 --> 00:52:33,455 and he just does not give a shit. 1355 00:52:33,456 --> 00:52:34,540 And then... 1356 00:52:35,415 --> 00:52:36,955 just, like, being here with him 1357 00:52:36,956 --> 00:52:39,414 is just so fucking baffling to me, you know? 1358 00:52:39,415 --> 00:52:41,539 It's just baffling 'cause it's, like, 1359 00:52:41,540 --> 00:52:44,122 how did this guy come from the survivors 1360 00:52:44,123 --> 00:52:46,414 of this place, you know? 1361 00:52:46,415 --> 00:52:48,122 I mean that your uncle had to sell, like, 1362 00:52:48,123 --> 00:52:49,872 used furniture to rich assholes 1363 00:52:49,873 --> 00:52:51,455 or, like, couldn't get into medical school. 1364 00:52:51,456 --> 00:52:53,080 And that you survived, like, 1365 00:52:53,081 --> 00:52:54,914 the worst thing to happen on this planet 1366 00:52:54,915 --> 00:52:56,330 in the last 30 years. 1367 00:52:56,331 --> 00:52:59,747 And that our grandma survived by a thousand miracles 1368 00:52:59,748 --> 00:53:02,455 when the entire world was trying to kill her, you know? 1369 00:53:02,456 --> 00:53:04,873 And I look at him 1370 00:53:05,415 --> 00:53:07,956 and I just, like, wanna ask him... 1371 00:53:08,581 --> 00:53:11,997 I just wanna ask him, and I just can't. 1372 00:53:11,998 --> 00:53:13,622 Like... 1373 00:53:13,623 --> 00:53:17,539 Like, how did the product of a thousand fucking miracles 1374 00:53:17,540 --> 00:53:20,540 overdose on a bottle of sleeping pills? 1375 00:53:22,581 --> 00:53:23,581 What? 1376 00:53:23,998 --> 00:53:25,539 What did you say? 1377 00:53:25,540 --> 00:53:26,915 Yeah, he tried to... 1378 00:53:28,415 --> 00:53:30,706 Yeah. Sorry. I probably shouldn't have said anything. 1379 00:53:32,581 --> 00:53:35,872 It's okay. Er, I'm sorry to hear that. 1380 00:53:35,873 --> 00:53:38,330 I'm so sorry. That's... That's very distressing. 1381 00:53:38,331 --> 00:53:39,497 When did this happen? 1382 00:53:39,498 --> 00:53:41,665 Like, six... six months ago. 1383 00:53:42,498 --> 00:53:45,290 My Aunt Leah, Benji's mom, found him on the couch. 1384 00:53:47,373 --> 00:53:50,705 And I know he is so funny and so charming. 1385 00:53:50,706 --> 00:53:52,164 And you are all gonna walk away 1386 00:53:52,165 --> 00:53:54,997 with this picture of this amazing man, 1387 00:53:54,998 --> 00:53:57,290 which he totally is in so many ways. 1388 00:53:57,956 --> 00:53:59,915 But when I picture him, 1389 00:54:00,915 --> 00:54:04,289 it is passed out on a ratty basement couch 1390 00:54:04,290 --> 00:54:05,622 while I am in New York City 1391 00:54:05,623 --> 00:54:07,705 with my beautiful wife and adorable child, 1392 00:54:07,706 --> 00:54:09,665 and it just fucking kills me. 1393 00:54:12,081 --> 00:54:15,748 Sorry. I'm... I'm oversharing. 1394 00:54:23,915 --> 00:54:25,331 Well, they're back again. 1395 00:54:26,706 --> 00:54:27,830 It's him. 1396 00:54:38,706 --> 00:54:40,456 Did you know he plays the piano? 1397 00:54:41,373 --> 00:54:43,206 We used to take lessons together. 1398 00:54:47,498 --> 00:54:48,581 Excuse me. 1399 00:55:23,956 --> 00:55:25,372 Aw, that's so nice, Benji. 1400 00:55:25,373 --> 00:55:27,080 That was wonderful, Benji. 1401 00:56:22,540 --> 00:56:23,665 Fuck. 1402 00:56:32,665 --> 00:56:34,955 Hi. Um, sorry to bother you. 1403 00:56:34,956 --> 00:56:36,289 Did you happen to see, like, 1404 00:56:36,290 --> 00:56:38,830 my cousin come through or anything? 1405 00:56:38,831 --> 00:56:39,955 He's, like, um... 1406 00:56:44,623 --> 00:56:46,080 Have been forwarded to an automated 1407 00:56:46,081 --> 00:56:47,539 voice messaging system. 1408 00:56:47,540 --> 00:56:48,622 Boner. 1409 00:56:48,623 --> 00:56:50,164 Is not available. 1410 00:56:50,165 --> 00:56:51,289 The mailbox is full 1411 00:56:51,290 --> 00:56:53,330 and cannot accept any messages at this time. 1412 00:56:53,331 --> 00:56:54,415 Goodbye. 1413 00:57:04,998 --> 00:57:05,997 Hello? 1414 00:57:05,998 --> 00:57:07,080 Dude, where the fuck are ya? 1415 00:57:07,081 --> 00:57:08,372 We're all downstairs waiting for you, man. 1416 00:57:08,373 --> 00:57:09,455 Oh, shit. 1417 00:57:09,456 --> 00:57:10,914 - Get your ass down here. - Fuck. 1418 00:57:23,415 --> 00:57:25,872 Ah, there he is. Mornin', Dave. 1419 00:57:25,873 --> 00:57:27,580 You sleep through your alarm or somethin'? 1420 00:57:27,581 --> 00:57:29,789 No. My phone died because I didn't plug it in 1421 00:57:29,790 --> 00:57:31,164 because I spent the night looking for you. 1422 00:57:31,165 --> 00:57:32,247 Where the fuck were you? 1423 00:57:32,248 --> 00:57:35,330 Oh. Sorry, dude. Yeah. You were fast asleep. 1424 00:57:35,331 --> 00:57:37,289 Yeah? Well, you scared the shit out of me, Benji. 1425 00:57:37,290 --> 00:57:38,997 Oh. Sorry, man. 1426 00:57:38,998 --> 00:57:40,289 Yeah, I was just kicking it with Marcia. 1427 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:41,872 - Didn't wanna wake you. - Good morning, gang. 1428 00:57:41,873 --> 00:57:43,122 - Dzien Dobry. - Mornin'. 1429 00:57:43,123 --> 00:57:44,205 You're all down so early. I love that. 1430 00:57:44,206 --> 00:57:45,456 - Morning. - Good morning. 1431 00:57:46,206 --> 00:57:47,622 Well, the van should be here. 1432 00:57:47,623 --> 00:57:50,998 It's gonna be an eerily short drive. Okay? 1433 00:57:59,748 --> 00:58:01,497 Whatever. 1434 00:58:01,498 --> 00:58:04,040 Yeah. I think I was feeling okay until... 1435 00:58:05,665 --> 00:58:06,830 I don't like... 1436 00:58:06,831 --> 00:58:09,247 Okay. So, if I could just get everyone's attention 1437 00:58:09,248 --> 00:58:11,330 - just for a moment. - James. 1438 00:58:11,331 --> 00:58:12,414 Erm, I don't wanna state the obvious, 1439 00:58:12,415 --> 00:58:14,290 but today is gonna be quite a taxing day. 1440 00:58:14,831 --> 00:58:17,539 If you've never been to a concentration camp before, 1441 00:58:17,540 --> 00:58:19,623 it can be pretty overwhelming. 1442 00:58:20,373 --> 00:58:22,205 We'll be there in, like, literally two minutes. 1443 00:58:22,206 --> 00:58:24,331 Okay? Thanks, everyone. 1444 00:58:46,415 --> 00:58:47,540 Everyone all right? 1445 00:58:49,248 --> 00:58:51,164 So, the first thing you might notice 1446 00:58:51,165 --> 00:58:53,664 is that Majdanek is literally just two miles 1447 00:58:53,665 --> 00:58:55,206 from Lublin town square. 1448 00:58:56,706 --> 00:58:58,998 Can you imagine life continuing on, 1449 00:58:59,748 --> 00:59:01,247 a bustling town center 1450 00:59:01,248 --> 00:59:03,290 just two miles from these grounds? 1451 00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:10,372 Before the Red Army got to Majdanek, 1452 00:59:10,373 --> 00:59:12,414 the Nazis had actually moved most of their prisoners 1453 00:59:12,415 --> 00:59:14,497 to other camps out west. 1454 00:59:14,498 --> 00:59:17,247 And, in their haste, the SS didn't destroy the evidence. 1455 00:59:17,248 --> 00:59:19,039 So, unlike other camps, 1456 00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,331 Majdanek is actually quite, erm, 1457 00:59:22,081 --> 00:59:24,998 well-preserved, for lack of a better phrase. 1458 00:59:37,873 --> 00:59:39,372 So, before we head in, 1459 00:59:39,373 --> 00:59:40,872 I might be a little bit sparser 1460 00:59:40,873 --> 00:59:43,081 with my information overload today. 1461 00:59:43,540 --> 00:59:44,747 This is a sacred site 1462 00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:47,372 where many thousands were murdered, 1463 00:59:47,373 --> 00:59:49,289 and I think you'll find this place 1464 00:59:49,290 --> 00:59:50,540 kinda speaks for itself. 1465 00:59:51,373 --> 00:59:52,373 Okay? 1466 01:00:01,706 --> 01:00:02,706 Hey. 1467 01:00:03,915 --> 01:00:04,915 Hey. 1468 01:00:09,456 --> 01:00:10,790 These are the barracks. 1469 01:00:21,123 --> 01:00:22,873 This is the men's bathhouse. 1470 01:00:33,706 --> 01:00:35,205 "He grabbed his whip 1471 01:00:35,206 --> 01:00:37,248 "and herded us towards the bathhouse. 1472 01:00:37,623 --> 01:00:40,497 "There, once our hair was cut and shaved 1473 01:00:40,498 --> 01:00:41,915 "from our entire bodies, 1474 01:00:42,831 --> 01:00:44,040 "we went into the next room." 1475 01:01:06,290 --> 01:01:07,873 This is the gas chamber. 1476 01:01:29,081 --> 01:01:31,080 The blue stains on the walls are residue 1477 01:01:31,081 --> 01:01:33,956 from the deadly gas, Zyklon B. 1478 01:01:43,081 --> 01:01:44,081 The ovens. 1479 01:03:09,123 --> 01:03:10,748 Just hang here for a moment. Yeah? 1480 01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:14,873 Okay. Oh. 1481 01:03:16,498 --> 01:03:19,540 So, if we just gather here for just a moment. 1482 01:03:19,956 --> 01:03:21,456 How are we all feeling? 1483 01:03:22,123 --> 01:03:24,206 Mm... Not feeling so good. 1484 01:03:24,581 --> 01:03:26,539 Numb, maybe? 1485 01:03:26,540 --> 01:03:27,955 Yeah. That's about right. 1486 01:03:27,956 --> 01:03:29,122 Eloge, how are you doing? 1487 01:03:29,123 --> 01:03:30,705 I know you don't have the same advantage of 1488 01:03:30,706 --> 01:03:32,664 distance, so to speak. 1489 01:03:32,665 --> 01:03:36,330 Uh, I'm okay. I feel, um... 1490 01:03:36,331 --> 01:03:37,622 shaken. 1491 01:03:37,623 --> 01:03:40,872 But, uh, I guess that's better than feeling nothing. 1492 01:03:40,873 --> 01:03:41,956 Yeah. 1493 01:03:42,915 --> 01:03:44,497 Well, thank you all for sharing that 1494 01:03:44,498 --> 01:03:46,289 with me and with each other. 1495 01:03:46,290 --> 01:03:47,872 Don't wanna rush anyone, but obviously 1496 01:03:47,873 --> 01:03:49,789 we're leaving for Zamość quite soon. 1497 01:03:49,790 --> 01:03:51,165 So just to change gears, 1498 01:03:51,790 --> 01:03:53,080 we're losing the lads. 1499 01:03:53,081 --> 01:03:54,497 - Aw. - Very sad. Yep. 1500 01:03:54,498 --> 01:03:56,872 The boys are staying here for another night, and then 1501 01:03:56,873 --> 01:03:59,497 finishing their pilgrimage to see Grandma Dory's house. 1502 01:03:59,498 --> 01:04:01,955 Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I'm... 1503 01:04:01,956 --> 01:04:03,122 I'm gonna miss all you guys. 1504 01:04:03,123 --> 01:04:05,205 Like a weird, fucked-up family. 1505 01:04:07,165 --> 01:04:08,789 - Can I just, uh... - Yeah. 1506 01:04:08,790 --> 01:04:10,372 - Thanks, David. - You are amazing. 1507 01:04:10,373 --> 01:04:11,539 Thanks so much. 1508 01:04:11,540 --> 01:04:13,330 Send me a photograph of your grandma's house. 1509 01:04:13,331 --> 01:04:14,622 - I wanna see it, okay? - Yeah. I'll do that. 1510 01:04:14,623 --> 01:04:15,705 - Okay. - Thank you. 1511 01:04:15,706 --> 01:04:16,789 Have fun at Grandma's. 1512 01:04:16,790 --> 01:04:18,580 - Take care of yourself, honey. - You too. 1513 01:04:18,581 --> 01:04:20,372 And take care of him 'cause he won't. 1514 01:04:20,373 --> 01:04:21,830 - Okay. - No, no, no, that's fine. 1515 01:04:21,831 --> 01:04:23,497 - Take care of this guy. - Right. 1516 01:04:23,498 --> 01:04:24,580 You're a good guy, Benji. 1517 01:04:24,581 --> 01:04:26,164 No. You are. 1518 01:04:26,165 --> 01:04:28,122 - Do you mean that? Really? - Yes, I do. Lech leh-shalom. 1519 01:04:28,123 --> 01:04:29,622 - Thanks. Travel safe. - Go in peace, my friend. 1520 01:04:29,623 --> 01:04:31,164 Oh, fuckin' A. That means a lot to me. 1521 01:04:31,165 --> 01:04:32,748 I'm gonna look up what that means. 1522 01:04:33,956 --> 01:04:35,080 Take care. So good to do this. 1523 01:04:35,081 --> 01:04:37,331 So, Benji, erm, I just want to say, 1524 01:04:37,956 --> 01:04:40,039 I've been doing this for five and a half years. 1525 01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:41,164 And I always say, 1526 01:04:41,165 --> 01:04:43,039 "Please, just let me know if I can do anything better." 1527 01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:45,747 And you're the first person ever to give me 1528 01:04:45,748 --> 01:04:47,122 actionable feedback, so... 1529 01:04:47,123 --> 01:04:48,205 thank you so much for that, yeah. 1530 01:04:48,206 --> 01:04:49,806 Get the fuck outta here. What did I say? 1531 01:04:50,206 --> 01:04:51,205 What are you talking about? 1532 01:04:51,206 --> 01:04:52,997 You know, the stuff about engaging with 1533 01:04:52,998 --> 01:04:55,705 Polish people and the Polish culture and... 1534 01:04:55,706 --> 01:04:56,789 Oh, man, that sounds great. 1535 01:04:56,790 --> 01:04:57,872 You should fucking do that, man. 1536 01:04:57,873 --> 01:04:59,789 I know. And I resisted it on the day, 1537 01:04:59,790 --> 01:05:01,539 but I can't stop thinking about it. 1538 01:05:01,540 --> 01:05:04,914 And you've really reawakened something in me, so... 1539 01:05:04,915 --> 01:05:07,497 - Get the fuck outta here, man. - You're a very honest man, 1540 01:05:07,498 --> 01:05:08,580 and that's rare. 1541 01:05:08,581 --> 01:05:09,872 - And I appreciate it, so... - Yeah. Oh, shut up. 1542 01:05:09,873 --> 01:05:12,373 - Come on. Like... - Thanks so much. Thank you. 1543 01:05:12,706 --> 01:05:13,789 Okay. 1544 01:05:13,790 --> 01:05:16,039 Sorry. I just wanted to get that off my chest. 1545 01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:17,123 Thanks, David. 1546 01:05:21,206 --> 01:05:22,789 He's a nice guy. 1547 01:05:38,581 --> 01:05:39,705 - Did you? - Yeah. Well, no. 1548 01:05:39,706 --> 01:05:41,205 I mean, that's absurd. 1549 01:05:41,206 --> 01:05:43,580 - Yeah. Yeah. What? What? - Does this look good? 1550 01:05:43,581 --> 01:05:44,664 What? Yeah. All right, let's go. 1551 01:05:44,665 --> 01:05:46,122 - How much is this? - Trzydzieści złotych. 1552 01:05:46,123 --> 01:05:47,205 You don't need to get the hat. 1553 01:05:47,206 --> 01:05:48,289 Do you want one too? 1554 01:05:48,290 --> 01:05:49,664 No. You look like the Ricola man. 1555 01:05:49,665 --> 01:05:51,872 Do you want that? Uh, no, that's for you. 1556 01:05:51,873 --> 01:05:53,205 You get to keep it. 1557 01:05:53,206 --> 01:05:54,289 - Okay. Benji. - Yeah. I wouldn't know 1558 01:05:54,290 --> 01:05:55,372 what to do with it. 1559 01:05:55,373 --> 01:05:57,622 Can we get something to eat that's, like, not pickled? 1560 01:05:57,623 --> 01:05:59,789 - Pierogies? - Anything that's not pierogies 1561 01:05:59,790 --> 01:06:01,330 - and not pickled. - Sauerkraut? 1562 01:06:01,331 --> 01:06:03,580 Sauerkraut is... it's pickled and German. 1563 01:06:03,581 --> 01:06:06,039 to go and grab kids' heads in the audience and lick it. 1564 01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:08,039 - God, that's so gross. - Yeah! The Bushwhacker! 1565 01:06:09,456 --> 01:06:11,540 Yes. I remember that. Yeah. 1566 01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:13,040 Hey, doggie. 1567 01:06:16,415 --> 01:06:17,872 - Yo, can I have a swig? - Oh, yeah. 1568 01:06:17,873 --> 01:06:20,415 Have as much as you want. We got the cheap shit. 1569 01:06:22,956 --> 01:06:23,955 All right. Check out this building. 1570 01:06:23,956 --> 01:06:25,039 Yeah. 1571 01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:27,456 Pretty tall. I got one last joint. 1572 01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:29,581 How are we gonna get up? 1573 01:06:31,248 --> 01:06:32,415 Shall we? 1574 01:06:36,831 --> 01:06:38,415 - Cześć. - Cześć. 1575 01:06:40,415 --> 01:06:41,415 Blork. 1576 01:06:51,123 --> 01:06:52,372 Jutro będzie padać. 1577 01:06:52,373 --> 01:06:53,706 Mm. Mm-hmm. 1578 01:07:02,915 --> 01:07:05,081 - All right. - Yeah. Not bad. Not bad. 1579 01:07:06,956 --> 01:07:08,080 Shit. You know what I think that is? 1580 01:07:08,081 --> 01:07:09,830 - Hmm. What? - Look way down there. 1581 01:07:09,831 --> 01:07:10,997 You see those, like, three lights? 1582 01:07:10,998 --> 01:07:12,080 - What? - One, two, three. 1583 01:07:12,081 --> 01:07:13,497 - Oh, shit. - I think it's the camp. 1584 01:07:13,498 --> 01:07:15,039 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1585 01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:16,373 Really is so close. 1586 01:07:20,540 --> 01:07:22,122 Yeah, so, what are you thinkin' of doing 1587 01:07:22,123 --> 01:07:23,623 when you get back to Binghamton? 1588 01:07:24,956 --> 01:07:26,455 What do you mean? 1589 01:07:26,456 --> 01:07:28,296 I mean, like, what's... Like, what's your plan? 1590 01:07:29,790 --> 01:07:30,789 Dude, give me that 1591 01:07:30,790 --> 01:07:32,039 if you're just gonna fucking stare at it. 1592 01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:33,205 - Oh, sorry. - It's my last one. 1593 01:07:33,206 --> 01:07:34,372 - Sorry, man. - All right. 1594 01:07:34,373 --> 01:07:35,456 Sorry about that. 1595 01:07:36,248 --> 01:07:38,080 Yeah, well, when I get back, it's gonna be pretty busy. 1596 01:07:38,081 --> 01:07:39,164 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1597 01:07:39,165 --> 01:07:40,247 - That's awesome. - Yeah. 1598 01:07:40,248 --> 01:07:42,080 My buddy, Tim, is re-roofing his house, 1599 01:07:42,081 --> 01:07:43,622 and I'm probably gonna help him out with that. 1600 01:07:43,623 --> 01:07:45,164 He's got a shit ton of adobe. 1601 01:07:45,165 --> 01:07:46,747 Has no idea what the fuck he's doing. 1602 01:07:46,748 --> 01:07:48,623 - Really? - Yeah. 1603 01:07:49,206 --> 01:07:50,372 - Gonna be good, though. - Yeah. 1604 01:07:50,373 --> 01:07:52,165 Be pretty sweet when he's finished. You know? 1605 01:07:53,790 --> 01:07:54,830 Keeps moisture out better 1606 01:07:54,831 --> 01:07:56,580 than that plastic toxic shit they use 1607 01:07:56,581 --> 01:07:58,247 on all those bullshit suburban houses, you know? 1608 01:07:58,248 --> 01:07:59,330 Oh, yeah. That's awesome. 1609 01:07:59,331 --> 01:08:01,040 Yeah. It's gonna be pretty rad. 1610 01:08:03,248 --> 01:08:05,373 Well, that's, like, Tim's house. 1611 01:08:06,498 --> 01:08:07,748 - So? - So... 1612 01:08:08,623 --> 01:08:09,706 what are you gonna do? 1613 01:08:10,331 --> 01:08:11,497 Oh, man. Why the fuck you asking me that? 1614 01:08:11,498 --> 01:08:12,580 I wanna make sure you're good 1615 01:08:12,581 --> 01:08:14,290 and that you have, like, a plan. 1616 01:08:15,373 --> 01:08:16,372 Sorry. Maybe I'm a little stoned. 1617 01:08:16,373 --> 01:08:17,455 - I'm sorry. - Yeah. No. Mm-mm. 1618 01:08:17,456 --> 01:08:18,664 - Here, take this. - No. It's all right. 1619 01:08:18,665 --> 01:08:20,706 - I can't be trusted. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 1620 01:08:22,748 --> 01:08:24,790 And, like, what are you gonna do when you go home? 1621 01:08:26,373 --> 01:08:28,122 I don't know. Go back to, like, 1622 01:08:28,123 --> 01:08:30,289 my job and my family, the usual. 1623 01:08:30,290 --> 01:08:32,540 Great. I look forward to speaking to you in six months. 1624 01:08:33,831 --> 01:08:34,830 What does that mean? 1625 01:08:34,831 --> 01:08:35,997 - You know what it means, man. - Do I? 1626 01:08:35,998 --> 01:08:37,289 I don't really wanna start anything. 1627 01:08:37,290 --> 01:08:38,665 Okay, good. Then don't. 1628 01:08:41,706 --> 01:08:42,747 You used to be fucking different, man. 1629 01:08:42,748 --> 01:08:44,372 You used to be so emotional. 1630 01:08:44,373 --> 01:08:46,539 You used to fucking cry about everything, man. Like... 1631 01:08:46,540 --> 01:08:47,914 Yeah, I know. It was awful. 1632 01:08:47,915 --> 01:08:49,595 Who the fuck wants to cry about everything? 1633 01:08:50,081 --> 01:08:51,414 Dave, man, you're not fucking listenin' to me, man. 1634 01:08:51,415 --> 01:08:53,164 I'm saying that we used to be different. 1635 01:08:53,165 --> 01:08:54,539 - Like, "we." - Yeah. Benji, I have, like, 1636 01:08:54,540 --> 01:08:56,539 - a job and a family. - Mm. I know. 1637 01:08:56,540 --> 01:08:58,789 And I don't have time to hang out with you all night, 1638 01:08:58,790 --> 01:09:00,414 - every night, okay? - I don't fucking want that. 1639 01:09:00,415 --> 01:09:02,497 Yes, you do. You're, like, an all-encompassing person. 1640 01:09:02,498 --> 01:09:03,580 I don't think you realize that. 1641 01:09:03,581 --> 01:09:04,664 Man, I'm just saying, like, you, like... 1642 01:09:04,665 --> 01:09:05,747 I don't think you realize that. 1643 01:09:05,748 --> 01:09:06,997 Man, you, like, literally never visit me. 1644 01:09:06,998 --> 01:09:08,789 What, in... Sorry, you mean in Binghamton? 1645 01:09:08,790 --> 01:09:09,914 Yeah, man, that's where I live. 1646 01:09:09,915 --> 01:09:12,039 Well, yeah, I'm busy, okay? And I live in New York City. 1647 01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:13,539 Isn't it easier for you to come down to me? 1648 01:09:13,540 --> 01:09:15,539 Easier? It's the same fucking distance, Dave. 1649 01:09:15,540 --> 01:09:16,664 Yeah, but it's New York City, man. 1650 01:09:16,665 --> 01:09:18,039 It's, like, the more logical place to visit 1651 01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:19,122 than fucking Binghamton, 1652 01:09:19,123 --> 01:09:20,455 - all due respect. - What's wrong with Binghamton? 1653 01:09:20,456 --> 01:09:21,539 Nothing is wrong with Binghamton. 1654 01:09:21,540 --> 01:09:23,205 You are, like, purposefully making me look like an asshole 1655 01:09:23,206 --> 01:09:24,539 - for questioning it. - Mm. Yo, fuck off, dude. 1656 01:09:24,540 --> 01:09:25,623 Yo, you fuck off. 1657 01:09:26,206 --> 01:09:27,997 Why don't you give a shit about me anymore? 1658 01:09:27,998 --> 01:09:29,998 I do give a shit about you. 1659 01:09:30,331 --> 01:09:32,040 I just don't understand 1660 01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:34,039 how you would ever do 1661 01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:35,706 anything so fucking stupid to yourself. 1662 01:09:36,165 --> 01:09:37,580 Dave, man. 1663 01:09:37,581 --> 01:09:38,665 Benji. 1664 01:09:41,581 --> 01:09:42,830 I, like... I walk around with, like, 1665 01:09:42,831 --> 01:09:45,080 this terrible fucking image of you in my head, 1666 01:09:45,081 --> 01:09:46,164 - okay? - Mm-hmm. 1667 01:09:46,165 --> 01:09:47,415 And, yeah, I don't... 1668 01:09:47,998 --> 01:09:49,915 Yeah, I don't wanna lose you, okay? 1669 01:09:51,290 --> 01:09:53,456 Do you see how people love you? 1670 01:09:55,206 --> 01:09:57,581 Do you see what happens when you walk into a room? 1671 01:10:00,373 --> 01:10:04,290 I would give anything to know what that feels like... man. 1672 01:10:07,540 --> 01:10:10,873 To know what it feels like to have charm. 1673 01:10:12,373 --> 01:10:14,206 To light up a room when I walk in. 1674 01:10:16,540 --> 01:10:17,955 But you light up a room and then you, like, 1675 01:10:17,956 --> 01:10:19,580 shit on everything inside of it. 1676 01:11:06,248 --> 01:11:07,330 All right. You can go. 1677 01:11:07,331 --> 01:11:08,415 Thanks. 1678 01:11:36,790 --> 01:11:38,123 Taxi's here. 1679 01:12:10,790 --> 01:12:11,790 Let me see. 1680 01:12:14,248 --> 01:12:15,789 See a 25 anywhere? 1681 01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:18,580 No, I don't see any numbers anywhere. Wait. 1682 01:12:18,581 --> 01:12:19,747 Me neither. 1683 01:12:19,748 --> 01:12:22,165 Okay, wait. I think it should be around this way. 1684 01:12:23,623 --> 01:12:26,830 "Mag-is-trate." What do you think that means? 1685 01:12:26,831 --> 01:12:28,581 - Probably magistrate. - Oh. 1686 01:12:28,998 --> 01:12:29,998 I think so. 1687 01:12:31,206 --> 01:12:33,081 Is this like a real street or... 1688 01:12:33,831 --> 01:12:35,290 Twenty-eight. 1689 01:12:36,706 --> 01:12:37,706 I think it's this. 1690 01:12:38,748 --> 01:12:40,665 - Here? - Yeah. 1691 01:12:55,248 --> 01:12:56,248 Twenty-five. 1692 01:12:58,706 --> 01:12:59,706 Oh, my God. 1693 01:13:01,165 --> 01:13:03,290 Whoa. Is that possible? 1694 01:13:05,831 --> 01:13:08,955 It's so... unremarkable. 1695 01:13:08,956 --> 01:13:11,831 Yeah. I guess I don't know what I pictured. 1696 01:13:12,748 --> 01:13:13,956 Yeah. Me neither. 1697 01:13:26,165 --> 01:13:27,748 You know she slapped me once, right? 1698 01:13:28,581 --> 01:13:29,664 What? 1699 01:13:29,665 --> 01:13:31,664 Yeah. Grandma slapped me. 1700 01:13:31,665 --> 01:13:33,455 - Shit. Really? - Yeah. 1701 01:13:33,456 --> 01:13:35,539 I was late to meet her for dinner. 1702 01:13:35,540 --> 01:13:37,580 - Just, like, 15 minutes. - Yeah. 1703 01:13:37,581 --> 01:13:38,789 Also, I was pretty high. 1704 01:13:38,790 --> 01:13:40,830 It was at that Hudson restaurant on Third Avenue. 1705 01:13:40,831 --> 01:13:42,580 You know, in the purgatory of Murray Hill. 1706 01:13:42,581 --> 01:13:44,164 Yes, I know it. Shit. Did it hurt? 1707 01:13:44,165 --> 01:13:45,247 The fuck, yeah, it hurt. 1708 01:13:45,248 --> 01:13:46,330 - Yeah. - Wow. 1709 01:13:46,331 --> 01:13:48,171 It was the best thing that ever happened to me. 1710 01:13:48,498 --> 01:13:52,080 I was, like, elated for a full 24 hours after that. 1711 01:13:52,081 --> 01:13:54,414 - Really? Why? - I don't know why. 1712 01:13:54,415 --> 01:13:56,539 I mean, it was at this fucking restaurant 1713 01:13:56,540 --> 01:13:58,914 she went to every week. Everyone knew her there. 1714 01:13:58,915 --> 01:14:00,539 She dressed up all formal for it 1715 01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:02,205 like it was some big fucking occasion, and... 1716 01:14:02,206 --> 01:14:03,747 - Yeah. - I don't know. 1717 01:14:03,748 --> 01:14:05,205 I guess the fact that she cared more about me 1718 01:14:05,206 --> 01:14:07,914 than what the people at the restaurant thought? 1719 01:14:07,915 --> 01:14:09,247 I don't know. 1720 01:14:09,248 --> 01:14:10,665 Made me feel good. 1721 01:14:12,540 --> 01:14:13,540 Hey. 1722 01:14:14,706 --> 01:14:15,789 I got an idea. 1723 01:14:15,790 --> 01:14:16,997 Hmm. What? 1724 01:14:16,998 --> 01:14:18,997 Let's put a stone on the stoop. 1725 01:14:18,998 --> 01:14:20,080 What do you mean? 1726 01:14:20,081 --> 01:14:21,914 I mean, let's find a little stone 1727 01:14:21,915 --> 01:14:23,872 and put it on the stoop to say that we were here. 1728 01:14:23,873 --> 01:14:25,705 That she's not, you know, forgotten. 1729 01:14:25,706 --> 01:14:27,705 - She's not buried here. - Yeah, I know. 1730 01:14:27,706 --> 01:14:30,330 But this is the last place she was in Poland. 1731 01:14:30,331 --> 01:14:31,956 It's the last place any of us were. 1732 01:14:34,456 --> 01:14:35,789 - Yeah, let's do that. - Okay. 1733 01:14:35,790 --> 01:14:37,081 - It's a good idea. - Okay. 1734 01:14:38,748 --> 01:14:40,247 Yeah. Not this. No. 1735 01:14:40,248 --> 01:14:41,331 No, no. 1736 01:14:42,998 --> 01:14:44,622 - One, two. - Yeah? 1737 01:14:44,623 --> 01:14:45,830 Yeah, I found two. 1738 01:14:45,831 --> 01:14:47,414 - Do you want one? - Yeah. 1739 01:14:47,415 --> 01:14:48,498 Thanks. 1740 01:14:49,206 --> 01:14:50,290 Uh, yeah. 1741 01:15:03,915 --> 01:15:05,290 Hej! 1742 01:15:05,790 --> 01:15:08,080 - Zabierzcie te kamienie. - Oh. 1743 01:15:08,081 --> 01:15:09,872 Co wy tam robicie? Przecież tam mieszkają ludzie. 1744 01:15:09,873 --> 01:15:12,414 Hi. Sorry, we're Americans. 1745 01:15:12,415 --> 01:15:14,080 English? Do you speak English? 1746 01:15:14,081 --> 01:15:16,540 Mówię, że mieszkają ludzie i trzeba to zabrać. 1747 01:15:17,081 --> 01:15:19,123 Sorry. I don't... know. 1748 01:15:21,373 --> 01:15:22,705 - I guess that's it. - Yeah. 1749 01:15:22,706 --> 01:15:24,039 I feel like such an asshole saying, 1750 01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:25,372 "Americans, Americans." 1751 01:15:25,373 --> 01:15:26,455 That's what we are. 1752 01:15:26,456 --> 01:15:27,747 Do you think he's mad about this? 1753 01:15:27,748 --> 01:15:28,830 Maybe he's offering us breakfast. 1754 01:15:28,831 --> 01:15:29,914 - I don't fucking know. - You're right. 1755 01:15:29,915 --> 01:15:30,997 He could be offering breakfast. 1756 01:15:30,998 --> 01:15:32,080 It could just be that. "So come up here, 1757 01:15:32,081 --> 01:15:33,164 "have some fucking cakes." 1758 01:15:33,165 --> 01:15:34,747 "Have some delicious... black pudding." 1759 01:15:34,748 --> 01:15:35,956 Oh, there's more. 1760 01:15:36,623 --> 01:15:38,373 - Hello. - Niech sprzątną. 1761 01:15:39,331 --> 01:15:40,331 Okay, uh, 1762 01:15:40,956 --> 01:15:42,039 do you speak English? 1763 01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:43,205 - Yes. Yeah. - A little. 1764 01:15:43,206 --> 01:15:45,247 Well, hi. Sorry, what's the problem? 1765 01:15:45,248 --> 01:15:48,205 Uh, my father said that you placed rocks, 1766 01:15:48,206 --> 01:15:49,580 uh, on the door? 1767 01:15:49,581 --> 01:15:51,414 Yeah, we did. Our grandma lived here, 1768 01:15:51,415 --> 01:15:53,456 and she just died. 1769 01:15:54,415 --> 01:15:55,705 Oh. 1770 01:15:55,706 --> 01:15:57,247 Sorry for your loss. 1771 01:15:57,248 --> 01:15:58,705 Oh. Thanks, man. 1772 01:15:58,706 --> 01:16:02,622 So why did you put rocks in front of the door? 1773 01:16:02,623 --> 01:16:05,039 It's like a tradition. It's like a Jewish tradition. 1774 01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:06,830 Like, when you visit somebody's grave, 1775 01:16:06,831 --> 01:16:08,372 you're supposed to put, like, a rock on it 1776 01:16:08,373 --> 01:16:10,289 to show that you were, you know, there. 1777 01:16:10,290 --> 01:16:12,914 Yeah, but she's not buried under the door, right? 1778 01:16:12,915 --> 01:16:14,372 No, no, no. We just kind of 1779 01:16:14,373 --> 01:16:16,247 did it as, like, a sentimental thing. 1780 01:16:16,248 --> 01:16:17,664 Like, as a, you know, a gesture. 1781 01:16:17,665 --> 01:16:18,747 Okay. Yeah. 1782 01:16:18,748 --> 01:16:20,414 - Just a gesture. Yeah? - Yeah. 1783 01:16:20,415 --> 01:16:21,664 Okay. Senti... Okay. 1784 01:16:21,665 --> 01:16:24,330 I understand. So, this is sweet, I think. 1785 01:16:24,331 --> 01:16:25,872 - Thank you. - Thanks. 1786 01:16:25,873 --> 01:16:27,540 Wait a moment. Uh... 1787 01:16:28,206 --> 01:16:31,955 Oni mówią, że to jest ich żydowska tradycja, 1788 01:16:31,956 --> 01:16:34,372 żeby położyć kamień jakby na grobie. 1789 01:16:34,373 --> 01:16:37,706 No ale tu nie ma grobu, ale ich babcia tu mieszkała. 1790 01:16:38,623 --> 01:16:42,415 No dobrze... A teraz mieszka ta stara... 1791 01:16:42,956 --> 01:16:44,040 Niech zabiorą. 1792 01:16:45,998 --> 01:16:47,539 Okay, guys. Um... 1793 01:16:47,540 --> 01:16:50,455 I'm sorry, but, um, I understand your situation. 1794 01:16:50,456 --> 01:16:52,748 But my father said that it is, uh, 1795 01:16:53,456 --> 01:16:56,331 a hazard to leave the stones. 1796 01:16:56,831 --> 01:16:57,830 Okay. 1797 01:16:57,831 --> 01:16:59,622 You know, an older woman lives there now, 1798 01:16:59,623 --> 01:17:01,872 - so she could trip or... - Right. 1799 01:17:01,873 --> 01:17:03,122 - Okay. - Understood. 1800 01:17:03,123 --> 01:17:04,955 - So, we must, you know... - No, I got it. 1801 01:17:04,956 --> 01:17:07,040 You got it. Sorry. Yeah. 1802 01:17:08,540 --> 01:17:09,790 There you are. 1803 01:17:12,998 --> 01:17:14,206 All right. 1804 01:18:21,081 --> 01:18:22,247 Ladies and gentlemen, 1805 01:18:22,248 --> 01:18:23,330 in about a half an hour, 1806 01:18:23,331 --> 01:18:25,455 we will begin our descent to New York. 1807 01:18:25,456 --> 01:18:27,122 We caught a lucky break there. 1808 01:18:27,123 --> 01:18:29,497 We're gonna get you to your gate about 15 minutes ahead. 1809 01:18:29,498 --> 01:18:30,664 Due to construction, 1810 01:18:30,665 --> 01:18:32,997 the gate assignment may have changed. 1811 01:18:32,998 --> 01:18:34,789 Please check your boarding pass 1812 01:18:34,790 --> 01:18:36,747 for possible gate changes. 1813 01:18:36,748 --> 01:18:39,290 We appreciate your patience and thank you. 1814 01:18:41,165 --> 01:18:42,830 Hey, I was thinking, 1815 01:18:42,831 --> 01:18:44,580 why don't we, like, grab a cab back to the city 1816 01:18:44,581 --> 01:18:46,747 and you could come over for dinner? 1817 01:18:46,748 --> 01:18:47,830 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1818 01:18:47,831 --> 01:18:49,372 I mean, I know Priya would love to see you, 1819 01:18:49,373 --> 01:18:51,622 and Abe would, you know, love to tell you 1820 01:18:51,623 --> 01:18:53,455 every fact about the Statue of Liberty. 1821 01:18:55,748 --> 01:18:56,914 Uh... 1822 01:18:56,915 --> 01:18:58,331 - It's tempting. - Yo, come on. 1823 01:18:59,415 --> 01:19:00,455 Um... 1824 01:19:00,456 --> 01:19:01,955 Nah, that's okay, man. 1825 01:19:01,956 --> 01:19:03,205 - Really? - Yeah. 1826 01:19:03,206 --> 01:19:04,372 All right. Well, at least, I don't know, 1827 01:19:04,373 --> 01:19:05,830 let's grab a cab back to the city 1828 01:19:05,831 --> 01:19:07,330 and I can drop you off at Penn Station 1829 01:19:07,331 --> 01:19:08,997 for your train upstate. 1830 01:19:08,998 --> 01:19:10,122 Um... 1831 01:19:10,123 --> 01:19:11,414 You know what? I think I'm probably 1832 01:19:11,415 --> 01:19:13,873 just gonna kick it here for a little while. 1833 01:19:15,456 --> 01:19:16,456 At the airport? 1834 01:19:17,081 --> 01:19:18,664 Yeah. Kinda like it here. 1835 01:19:18,665 --> 01:19:20,247 You meet the craziest people, man. 1836 01:19:20,248 --> 01:19:21,331 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 1837 01:19:24,831 --> 01:19:26,205 - Shit. - What the flying fuck, man? 1838 01:19:26,206 --> 01:19:27,497 - I'm so sorry. Fuck. - Why would you do that? 1839 01:19:27,498 --> 01:19:28,914 Because Grandma, the restaurant. You said 1840 01:19:28,915 --> 01:19:30,497 it was, like, the best thing that ever happened to you. 1841 01:19:30,498 --> 01:19:31,830 Yeah, but that was different, man. I was 18. 1842 01:19:31,831 --> 01:19:32,914 - I needed direction. - No, I know. 1843 01:19:32,915 --> 01:19:34,122 That makes sense. I am so sorry. 1844 01:19:34,123 --> 01:19:35,580 - This is just violence. - I know, I know. 1845 01:19:35,581 --> 01:19:36,705 I thought it would, you know, enliven... 1846 01:19:36,706 --> 01:19:37,789 - I don't know. - It's okay. 1847 01:19:37,790 --> 01:19:39,330 Are you okay? Can I see? You're, like, red. 1848 01:19:39,331 --> 01:19:40,997 Yeah. Because you fuckin' slapped me in the face. 1849 01:19:40,998 --> 01:19:42,080 Sorry. 1850 01:19:42,081 --> 01:19:43,789 - Do I get one now? - No. 1851 01:19:47,873 --> 01:19:48,956 I'm sorry, man. 1852 01:19:49,748 --> 01:19:50,915 Come here. 1853 01:19:56,081 --> 01:19:57,164 I love you, guy. 1854 01:19:57,165 --> 01:19:58,415 Love you too. 1855 01:20:02,248 --> 01:20:03,290 I'm gonna be fine. 1856 01:20:03,998 --> 01:20:04,998 You know that? 1857 01:20:06,123 --> 01:20:07,915 - You sure? - Mm-hmm. 1858 01:20:10,540 --> 01:20:11,997 Sorry. 1859 01:20:11,998 --> 01:20:13,706 - You weren't done. - Mm-mm. 1860 01:20:17,581 --> 01:20:18,914 All right. 1861 01:20:18,915 --> 01:20:20,248 I'll see you around, cuz. Okay? 1862 01:20:20,831 --> 01:20:21,915 I'll see you. 1863 01:21:12,373 --> 01:21:15,040 Hello? Guys? 1864 01:21:16,206 --> 01:21:17,622 - Hello? I'm... - Hi. 1865 01:21:17,623 --> 01:21:18,872 - Hi, hi, hi. - You're back, 1866 01:21:18,873 --> 01:21:20,122 - you're back, you're back. - Come here. 1867 01:21:20,123 --> 01:21:22,289 Mwah! Oh, hi, babe. 1868 01:21:22,290 --> 01:21:23,664 - Hey. - Hi, sweetness. 1869 01:21:23,665 --> 01:21:25,065 Love you, love you, love you.