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Excuse me.

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Sorry.

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Excuse me.

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Sorry.

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Hi! Where's your bathroom?

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It's for customers only.

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Oh, okay. I'll buy something.

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You gotta pay up there.

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Can I just go now? I really have to pee.

10
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I got a large cappuccino for Skyler?

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Thanks.

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I also kind of...

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Well, no, I know

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that establishments that serve
food or drink must be open to the public,

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regardless of their purchasing class.

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Sorry. It's our policy.

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Store policy can't really
supersede state law.

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Please, it's an emergency.

19
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Caramel latte for Miranda?

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Honey?

21
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About to order. Do you want your usual?

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My wife would like a double espresso.

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Although you've had trouble
sleeping lately, right, babe?

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Maybe we should back it off to a single.

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You kept the light on till,
like, midnight last night.

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I did, didn't I?

27
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Yeah, so maybe I'll just have
a peppermint tea with two sugars?

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Thanks, husband.

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Oh, and the bread.
It's grilled cheese night.

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And she is part of the purchasing class,
so can we get the bathroom key?

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Thank you.

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Thank you. That was really nice.

33
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Happy to.

34
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You know a lot about bathroom law.

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It was a short chapter.

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Thank you.

37
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I'll have your tea waiting for you.

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Can't leave my wife.

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Okay.

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That's great.

41
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I will...

42
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see you on the other side of...

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Halle. I just met this guy.

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And, I don't know, there was something.

45
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Well, I know it's been a while,
but I'm pretty sure.

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He bought me a tea.

47
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And then he might've just stolen my coat,
but what do I do?

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I don't know!

49
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This is the time that I'm supposed
to be meeting people and doing things—

50
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Halle, I gotta call you back.

51
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Goddamn it.

52
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Hot!

53
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Are you okay?

54
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Big time! I am big-time okay.

55
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I just had to pee for,
like, the last six hours,

56
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and I just started this new internship,

57
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and I didn't wanna ask anyone
where the bathroom was

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'cause I didn't want them to think
I was weak and not a problem solver.

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What am I saying?

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Okay.

61
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And, by the way, it is not weak
to ask where the bathroom is.

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Every human does it.
It's very, very normal.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Peppermint tea. Two sugars.

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Thank you.

67
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And thanks for not stealing my coat.

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Bye.

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Thank you.

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Oh, hey.

71
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- You—
- So are you gonna ask me out now?

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Yeah.

73
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Yeah, I am.

74
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I'm Ben.

75
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I'm Bea.

76
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So if we were attacked by giant spiders,
you would not be able to protect us?

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No, no. You'd be dead.

78
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What? You would let me die?

79
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I'm not gonna let you die.
I'm just gonna survive.

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I'm sorry. You're right. You're right.

81
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- I was a gymnast.
- A gymnast?

82
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Yes, for, like, five years.

83
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I got, like, sixth place on beam.

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- Sixth place?
- Yes.

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- Got a ribbon.
- I'm impressed.

86
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Everybody gets a ribbon.

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Wait to cool down—

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- You saw me take it off the burning stove.
- Oh, fuck, that's hot. Oh, my God.

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If you're gonna be a lawyer,
you gotta understand negligence and breach

90
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and McDonald's versus
that lady's ha be as corpus.

91
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You used none of those terms properly.

92
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How do you know?
You're not a lawyer yet.

93
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It's not too late
to choose a more noble profession.

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Oh, like you?

95
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You're right. Stick with it.
I'm gonna need a lawyer at some point.

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I don't even know
if I wanna be a lawyer.

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I cannot believe
I just said that out loud.

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I'm sorry.
My life is a disaster right now.

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Might be turning a corner.

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You just met me.

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Or I might end up in a suitcase.

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I mean, look at this place.

103
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Looks like every
serial-killer reenactment documentary.

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Why do you have a giant wrench?

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Okay, it wouldn't be a suitcase. It'd be
a carry-on 'cause you're zero feet tall.

106
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And my mom gave me that.

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She said no matter
how broken something is,

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there's always a way to fix it.

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I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm talking
to you about my mom right now.

110
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All right. Then tell me about that.

111
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That is a long story.

112
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Everybody survived.

113
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Great.

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Subtitle
www.movieddl.me

115
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God, Halle. I don't know.
This guy is fucking great.

116
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Yo, let's go, Benny.
Come on, cupcake. We gonna be late.

117
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S'up, Pete?

118
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No way. You cooked?

119
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That girl you blew me off for
stayed over?

120
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He asked me out,
and then I kind of asked him out,

121
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and then we just walked around the city
and we fell asleep talking.

122
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I don't know.
I left before he could wake up.

123
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I don't know why.

124
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Why did I?

125
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What the fuck am I doing?

126
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Okay, I love you. Bye.
I'm so sorry I woke you up.

127
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This whole thing is so new to me. Bye.

128
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,069
You got cheese and bread.
You didn't miss one ingredient.

129
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What you doing with that?

130
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Why you got the giant wrench?

131
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You told her about your mom, bro?

132
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You don't tell nobody about your mom.

133
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Fuck, dawg. You in love, man.

134
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About fucking time, man.

135
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:28,711
My boy's in love!

136
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:32,090
Fuck that. I couldn't get her
out of here fast enough.

137
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This girl's a disaster.

138
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She's a nothing.

139
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Pete! Hey!

140
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,340
- Claudia!
- Halle!

141
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There we go.

142
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Benny.

143
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,848
Hey, what's up, queen?

144
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:26,185
Ben, this is Halle, my new girlfriend.

145
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,271
Are we saying that now?

146
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,564
Yeah. Is that cool?

147
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:33,109
Yeah, I mean, I don't really like labels,
but I like you a whole bunch.

148
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:36,195
I like your friend a whole bunch,
and if she wants to put a label on me,

149
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then she can sew it on
wherever she wants.

150
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:41,576
That was weird, that was weird.
I'm not into S&M or anything like that.

151
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:44,746
Unless you are,
which would be totally cool. You do you.

152
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:48,625
Well, she really likes you too.
And that is very rare for her.

153
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,710
Oh, look who's talking.

154
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,923
- How's the crowd in here tonight?
- Over there, big boy.

155
00:11:58,426 --> 00:11:59,344
Oh, Bea!

156
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,512
You like dumplings?
We had the greatest dumplings.

157
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Pete, meet my sister.

158
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,600
- This is Pete. Claudia's brother.
- Nice to meet you.

159
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:06,851
And Ben.

160
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,436
Ben!

161
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,940
This is Ben. We all grew up together.

162
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:14,776
Hey.

163
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Yeah.

164
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,737
You two know each other?

165
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Yeah. We've met.

166
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Barely.

167
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,367
Wow, that's so random.

168
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,660
I'm gonna grab a drink.

169
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,912
Door's that way
if you're looking to sneak out.

170
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:29,082
- I know that's your thing.
- Well, I am a disaster.

171
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,169
Let's go...

172
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,463
Away from this. Yeah.

173
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:36,923
So you a lawyer yet?

174
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,092
Why? Do you need a defense attorney?

175
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:42,929
No, just curious how you passed the class
on ethics and not bailing on people.

176
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:46,182
I think that's the jerk Bea got with
when she was on break from Jonathan.

177
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,517
No way.

178
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,186
So Bea's the coffee girl who ghosted him?

179
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:54,148
I thought she looked familiar,
but I don't see faces. I just see souls.

180
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:56,818
At least he made her realize
that Jonathan was the one.

181
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- I'm engaged.
- Good for you.

182
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,988
Where are you registered?
I'll buy you a broomstick.

183
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:03,533
I'll send you an invite.
You still live at 28 Fuckboy Lane?

184
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,035
You do remember.
It did mean something to you.

185
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,955
You'll always be my rock bottom.
The night I spent with a bitch.

186
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,915
Did she just call him a bitch?

187
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:14,002
- You think they're gonna physically fight?
- Or fuck.

188
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,837
It's a fine line.

189
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,006
Let's just get through tonight
for them, okay?

190
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:20,800
She's your sister.
I'm sure the relationship won't last long.

191
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,636
She's your friend.
I question why they're even together.

192
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,098
Then I'm gonna get a drink
and toast to never seeing you again.

193
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,766
Cheers to that, bro.

194
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,648
So before I pronounce
this newlywed couple,

195
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:38,860
if anyone has an issue
with these two wonderful people

196
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,070
joining together in holy matrimony,

197
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,698
speak now or forever hold your peace.

198
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,868
- I have an objection.
- Leo, don't do this.

199
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,287
I have to, Innie, it's just not right.

200
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,789
There's no way I can bless this union...

201
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,835
without their friends and family
joining us to celebrate...

202
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,837
In Australia!

203
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,089
We're getting married in Sydney!

204
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,770
Welcome aboard. 2K, to the front.

205
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,146
Thank you, Charlotte.

206
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,565
51E.

207
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:20,234
- How long's the flight?
- Sixteen hours.

208
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,694
51F.

209
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:22,862
Thanks.

210
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,907
73F, all the way to the back.

211
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,534
Thank you.

212
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,428
Hey.

213
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,181
Headed to the wedding?

214
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,974
Of my sister? Yes, I am.

215
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,895
How crazy is it
that we're on the same plane?

216
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,397
Don't think there's thousands of flights
flying to Sydney every day.

217
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:01,275
There's quite a few, actually:
Qantas, American,

218
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:04,529
Qantas through Dubai,
some code shares.

219
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:05,780
Serendipity, I guess.

220
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,074
I don't think that word means
what you think it means.

221
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,575
Where's your fiancé? Is this him?

222
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,578
Hey, I'm Ben.
I was her hall pass on your break.

223
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:13,496
What?

224
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,832
Oh, my God, I forgot.

225
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,917
Claud told me you dumped him.

226
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,002
Did you sneak out on your wedding day?

227
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,546
Wow, you are a child.

228
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:24,507
Pretty long flight. Do you want
anything from the front of the boat?

229
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,927
Hot cookie? Eye mask? Pajamas?
Last ten years of your life?

230
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,262
No, thank you.

231
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,973
I'm all good on creatine
and small-dick insecurity.

232
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:34,058
Nothing small about me.

233
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,685
What the fuck?

234
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,895
- Have a good flight.
- I'm so sorry.

235
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:38,855
See you there.

236
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,653
Why do so many of us feel stuck?

237
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,156
How is it even the very successful

238
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:51,117
often feel like there is
something missing from their lives?

239
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,078
Why do so many people spend years

240
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,456
wistfully thinking about choices
they might have made?

241
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,961
One answer to that problem:

242
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:05,464
Many of us are leading lives
that are misaligned

243
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:08,759
with our own deepest values
and preferences.

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00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,639
Thank you for joining me today
on Hidden Brain:

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00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:18,769
"What Psychology Can Teach Us
About Living Our Most Authentic Lives."

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What the fuck?

247
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,993
Hey, Benny!

248
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,577
Bendejo!

249
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,541
- Pete!
- Okay, Ben, looking good.

250
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:07,295
- Thanks for picking me up, dude.
- Not just you, my guy.

251
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,921
- Spelling Bea!
- Pete!

252
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,674
Our sisters are getting married.
How dope is that?

253
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,385
- I know, I'm so excited.
- Oh, great, let's hit it.

254
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,721
Thank you.

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00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,557
I hope all of you have
a wonderful vacation.

256
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,518
I wish you all the best
for the Mid-Autumn Festival.

257
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,355
Y'all ready for Australia?

258
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,530
Can't wait for y'all to see
where we staying. The pad is so dope.

259
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,491
We're all staying at the same place?

260
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,493
Yep. My step dad's house.

261
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,705
Super important for them
to keep the wedding party together.

262
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:46,042
Seems like a piece of information
that could have been shared earlier.

263
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,252
That's because they think
you guys hate each other,

264
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:49,837
so they didn't wanna poke the bear.

265
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,860
We made it, y'all!

266
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,570
Let's go!

267
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,448
Not bad, right?

268
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:20,785
- You don't even play tennis.
- I know, but I still swing.

269
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,536
Hi!

270
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:28,042
Hey, meet Klonopin, y'all. Meet Klonopin.

271
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,128
Hey, meet Klonopin.

272
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:34,090
Roll over. Roll over. Spin, spin, spin.

273
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,927
Only member of the family that's trained.

274
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,345
Okay, I'll see you in a bit.

275
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,603
You're right. This place is insane.

276
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:48,687
I know.

277
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,440
All right, let's get some sand
under your feet.

278
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,739
Have you guys made up?

279
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,367
- All good.
- We're fine if he just stays away from me.

280
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,910
Don't need an invitation for that.

281
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,204
I think you do.
I feel like you can't leave me alone.

282
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,956
Same reason I slow down at a car crash.

283
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,126
Okay, so you guys buried the hatchet,
water under the bridge,

284
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,128
two adults adulting like fucking adults.

285
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,922
We did have a little bit
of a last-minute snafu, though.

286
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,174
You guys are gonna have
to share a room.

287
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:20,177
There's only one bed, but we hung
a shower curtain in the middle, so—

288
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,637
She's kidding.

289
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,556
- Really, Halle?
- You're funny.

290
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:24,974
I can't wait any longer.

291
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:26,976
Wait for me!

292
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,105
Halle's such a goof.

293
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,858
She's good for you.
You could use some spontaneity.

294
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,654
Hey. This weekend is gonna be perfect.

295
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,573
I hope so.

296
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:44,702
I have a million contingencies
and scenarios for everything,

297
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,872
and honestly I just want
this wedding to be beautiful

298
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,457
because I love the shit out of her,

299
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,001
and I just wanna marry the bitch,
you know what I'm saying?

300
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,335
You're such a romantic.

301
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,006
Don't be mad at me,
but Margaret's here.

302
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,259
Why would I be mad?

303
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,887
She lives here.
I was 100% expecting to see her.

304
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,054
Yeah.

305
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:06,765
Margaret! Margaret! Look who's here!

306
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:08,893
There she is.

307
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:11,312
One hundred percent.

308
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,147
Go rip off the Band-Aid.

309
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,573
- Ben!
- How's it going, stranger?

310
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,327
I was hoping you'd come.

311
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,163
I wanted to message you,
but I didn't know how you'd feel.

312
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:30,414
Are you kidding?

313
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,793
I'm never leaving.

314
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:36,462
Never leave!

315
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,423
How are Mom and Dad?

316
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:42,760
They're good, you know?
Mom now thinks she's Australian,

317
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:46,347
and Dad's not at all pointing out
every little detail that's different here.

318
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,142
They're also a little worried
how you're gonna react to all this.

319
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,435
What are you talking about?

320
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,355
You know, everybody thought
you'd be the one getting married first.

321
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,690
You always used
to talk about your wedding growing up.

322
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,817
You would use the toilet paper
as a wedding dress

323
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,653
when I just used it
to dress like a mummy.

324
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,113
Halle, stop. That's not me anymore.

325
00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:05,407
I'm free now. I'm deprogrammed.

326
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,076
That doesn't mean I don't support you

327
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:10,287
and your misguided view
that soulmates exist.

328
00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:12,414
That's sweet. That gonna be your toast?

329
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:18,254
You and Claudia are the exception.
And I'm really happy for you. For real.

330
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,588
Okay.

331
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,844
What's going on over there?

332
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:29,306
That's Claudia's cousin.
She visited the States a few years back.

333
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:30,724
They dated, no biggie.

334
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:33,018
Broke up with him, crushed his heart.

335
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,896
No way.
That man does not have a heart.

336
00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:40,818
Feels like forever ago. We were babies.

337
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,988
I'm really happy you're here.
We can reconnect as...

338
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,198
maybe not babies.

339
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:47,908
I would love that.

340
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:50,786
Beau!

341
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:52,871
Come meet my mate.

342
00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:56,083
- Ben, this is my partner, Beau.
- Hey, mate.

343
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,378
Like tennis partner?

344
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,547
Well, sometimes after.

345
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:04,133
How do you dags know each other?

346
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,385
We had a bit of a go back when,
didn't we?

347
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,596
Did you now? Good on ya.

348
00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:12,641
Hey, we're gonna go troppo this weekend.
Get on the turps out here, eh?

349
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,143
It's gonna be a cracker.

350
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:15,853
You know it.

351
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,647
- Great guy.
- Yeah.

352
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:43,589
Honey!

353
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,383
- Hey! Beatrice.
- Dad!

354
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:49,011
You made it. Hi, baby.

355
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,138
Hey, honey. Oh, my God.

356
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:52,056
Hey, Mom.

357
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,351
How's our future lawyer?

358
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,935
- Great.
- Great.

359
00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:58,604
How's the trip been?

360
00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:02,775
Magical.
The Australians are all wonderful.

361
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,902
And, excuse me, but good-looking.

362
00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:07,363
But why are they so weird
about their plugs?

363
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,448
I mean, this place is basically America.

364
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,950
They speak English.
They eat regular food.

365
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:14,787
They have a complicated relationship
with their past.

366
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,914
How are you doing, honey?

367
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:18,707
You doing okay?

368
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:21,752
I'm doing great.
My big sister's getting married.

369
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,253
Could've been you.

370
00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:25,756
Could still be you. Someday.

371
00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:28,467
Have you heard from Jonathan?
Did he call or anything?

372
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:29,677
That didn't take long.

373
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,346
We're just torn up
that he's not part of our family anymore.

374
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:35,974
I mean, he was at our house every night
from, like, 11 years old.

375
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:38,560
- So cute.
- He was basically family

376
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:41,271
and was about to be actual family.

377
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:43,857
If I never ask you
for anything ever again,

378
00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:46,443
will you please
just lay off of me this weekend?

379
00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:49,488
We just want
both of our daughters to be happy.

380
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:52,074
I'm very happy.
But not when you guys do this.

381
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,243
Nudge you in the right direction?

382
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,828
He's such a great guy.

383
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,663
Just think on it. Yeah?

384
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:09,591
Bea! Dinner at 7:30, okay?

385
00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:10,509
Yeah.

386
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,344
Yeah.

387
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:29,486
Ben, all set for dinner, yeah?

388
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:30,946
Yeah, I'll be there.

389
00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:02,060
Hey!

390
00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:04,521
- Hey, Ben's here.
- Finally you guys are here.

391
00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:06,106
Okay, sweetie. Everybody!

392
00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:09,359
- Dad, the speech.
- Oh, yes. Right. Okay.

393
00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:10,652
We're gonna make this short.

394
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,863
Because you've all traveled
a bloody long distance,

395
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:15,073
and Carol and I are so appreciative.

396
00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:17,993
The biggest thing we've missed
since coming back from the States

397
00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:19,870
is not seeing our kids.

398
00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,748
And you lot, our extended family.

399
00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:25,459
So we are just over the moon

400
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,544
to have a full house before the wedding.

401
00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:30,422
Where we will celebrate
Halle and Claudia,

402
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:34,218
setting off
on this crazy thing called life.

403
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:38,972
And, of course,
Innie and Leo, our new family.

404
00:26:39,056 --> 00:26:42,976
We're just so grateful,
not only for your incredible hospitality,

405
00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:45,854
but for bringing into the world
your beautiful daughter.

406
00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:49,149
So as they say in our country,
abbondanza!

407
00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:51,735
- Cheers!
- Cheers!

408
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:53,779
Now, baby.

409
00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:19,596
What classes are you loving?

410
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,015
So have you given
any more thought to tort law?

411
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:24,393
'Cause class action is really
where it's at right now.

412
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:27,312
What does Jonathan say? He knows you.
What does he think?

413
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,064
- Mom.
- Okay.

414
00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,275
I can't remember
why we put you in the trunk.

415
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:33,026
We didn't. She stowed away.

416
00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:35,112
I wanted to go with you guys
to see Cinderella.

417
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:36,822
We were going to Coachella.

418
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:39,032
Yeah, I know that now. I was 9!

419
00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:40,492
All right, everyone.

420
00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:44,580
So sage is meant
to cleanse negative energy.

421
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,666
Let's just have a moment
to calm ourselves.

422
00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:50,502
I am not looking
at anybody in particular.

423
00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:53,964
But I am looking at you, Bea.

424
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,257
And you, Ben.

425
00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:57,259
Crown chakra.

426
00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:00,220
Let's hit that cobra.

427
00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:01,597
Cleanse.

428
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,765
- Get that weasel.
- Okay.

429
00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:05,309
- Go!
- You go. Go, go.

430
00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:07,978
- "Sign of the Times."
- I got it!

431
00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:09,271
All right. Four words.

432
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:12,357
First word. The. A. Of? If.

433
00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:13,901
Animosity. Hate. Liar.

434
00:28:13,984 --> 00:28:15,736
- Five words.
- No. Just shut the fuck up.

435
00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:16,695
The Bible!

436
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:21,783
A woman who uses her sexuality
to take advantage of other people.

437
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:24,161
Mom? Focus. Okay?
Right here. Right here.

438
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:27,122
This is a white people's game.
You keep tricking each other.

439
00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:29,541
Y'all got so much time on your hands.
Just say the word!

440
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:33,003
- Midsummer Night's Dream.
- Grumpy Old Men.

441
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,047
- Hi.
- Hi.

442
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,176
Okay. Okay. Yeah, okay.

443
00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:41,637
- You?
- Fuckboy.

444
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,721
Old Catwoman.

445
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:45,432
Your ego.

446
00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:47,392
Much Ado About Nothing.

447
00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:48,602
Last Samurai.

448
00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:52,272
- What is this?
- Wait. No props.

449
00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:54,816
- Oh, who cares? No one can see us.
- A cheater. Shocking.

450
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:57,611
- Says the girl who cheated on her fiancé.
- We were on a break.

451
00:28:57,694 --> 00:28:59,863
You're either broken up for good
or you're cheating.

452
00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:01,615
Either way, someone's lying to someone.

453
00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:03,200
I must've gotten under your skin.

454
00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:05,535
- Roger, what is this?
- A spat. A fight.

455
00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:07,621
What is the thing
I'm holding in my hand?

456
00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:10,082
- Firework!
- "Firework." By Katy Perry.

457
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,794
- That is not fair.
- Hey. What? You're not fair.

458
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:16,004
- Give this to me.
- What's wrong with you? Stop.

459
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,297
What are you doing? Stop!

460
00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:18,465
Oh, God.

461
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,595
- Oh, my God!
- Shit! What the—?

462
00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:26,390
Halle!

463
00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:28,642
Get back!

464
00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:29,977
- Dad!
- Roger!

465
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,019
I've got this.

466
00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:38,485
That's some gangsta shit right there.

467
00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,240
- Sorry.
- Sorry.

468
00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:47,494
They're going to ruin our wedding.

469
00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:49,913
All that matters is that we're together.

470
00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:50,956
It's true.

471
00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:54,501
Look, baby,
I love you to the moon and back,

472
00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:57,838
but those two fuckwads are going
to destroy our weekend.

473
00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:00,799
And our memories, which we are
gonna have for a very long time,

474
00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,342
are headed straight over a cliff.

475
00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:05,846
It's gonna be fine, baby. We just have
to stand there and profess our love.

476
00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:11,476
It seems to me their animus only surfaced
after they spent a night together.

477
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,812
- Am I accurate?
- That's usually how it goes, honey.

478
00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:18,108
We crumple our feelings into a ball
and shove them deep down

479
00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,818
so we can enjoy a bit of frisk.

480
00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:22,654
The solution appears to be simple, then.

481
00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:24,698
We return them
to the night they were smitten.

482
00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,075
Like, trick them
into falling in love with each other?

483
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,910
We didn't say anything
about love, honey.

484
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,580
We just need to get them
to jump each other's bones.

485
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:24,674
Yes! Come on!

486
00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:28,470
That was good, hey?
That was good. That was a good hit.

487
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:47,489
No, you go. You go. Man, you go.

488
00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:49,783
- You go.
- You go, you go.

489
00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:52,536
- She clearly has eyes for Ben.
- Who does, Father?

490
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:56,414
Halle's spinster sister.
The plump-chested one with the sad eyes.

491
00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:58,667
You can't say that. Damn!

492
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,544
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, that was rude.

493
00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:02,879
I apologize to anyone that was listening.

494
00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:06,925
Which can only be you, Pete.
You're the only person that was listening.

495
00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:07,843
I apologize.

496
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,886
I accept your apology
and will now move on.

497
00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:13,348
Do you know Bea's been in love with Ben
since the first night they met?

498
00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:15,058
Why didn't she tell him?

499
00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:17,352
When I was a young bloke
and I liked a girl,

500
00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:20,313
I would sneak up behind her,
and I'd cut a lock of her hair,

501
00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:22,232
and then I'd smack her on the bum!

502
00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:24,526
- What the hell?
- I don't know! I'm not good at this.

503
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,153
Bea was just too scared to tell him.

504
00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:28,905
But I've talked to her. She said
she regrets walking out that morning.

505
00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:30,949
- Tell me more, son.
- Why me?

506
00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:33,827
Because you're really good at it.
You can do it.

507
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:36,913
Why you put this hat on me?
It's a radio play, motherfucker.

508
00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:38,915
Bea wants us to tell him
how much she likes him,

509
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:41,168
so he lets his guard down and goes to her.

510
00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:43,670
Some cupids kill with arrows
and some with traps.

511
00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:46,381
- That was good. I like that.
- I just made it up.

512
00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:50,760
So he needs to go to her,
drop his drawers, and say, "Come to Papa."

513
00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:53,513
- What are you doing?
- I'm from a different generation.

514
00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:55,849
Your generation sucks.
You fucked up the whole world.

515
00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:57,559
And I'm full of shame.

516
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,019
But the bottom line:

517
00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:00,228
Bea likes Ben.

518
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:04,983
But Ben feels awful
that he called her a disaster.

519
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:07,652
I mean, he said
it was his fragile male ego.

520
00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:09,529
Then why is he fighting with her?

521
00:33:09,613 --> 00:33:12,991
Well, because he likes her.
And I know that Bea likes Ben.

522
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,492
She's just denying herself

523
00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:16,828
because she's got in her head
she'll never love again.

524
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:20,415
Whoa! I'm not talking about love, baby.
I'm talking about dick.

525
00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:22,792
Oh, it's Ben!

526
00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:35,305
Hey...

527
00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:36,973
you.

528
00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:42,229
- Oh, God. They got to you too.
- What?

529
00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:46,483
Did you just overhear
Halle and Claudia say how much I like you?

530
00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:49,027
- No.
- Really?

531
00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:50,528
It was Pete and Roger.

532
00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:56,493
Fantastic. It's a team effort.
They're trying to get us together.

533
00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,663
- No way.
- Come here.

534
00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:10,382
Maybe they want us
to stop acting like assholes

535
00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:12,550
so we don't ruin
the biggest event of their lives.

536
00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:15,679
"Us"? There is no "us" in "assholes."

537
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,555
You destroyed the living room.

538
00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:19,724
Would you two mind helping me
with something?

539
00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:22,852
I hate to ask,
but I'd really appreciate it.

540
00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:24,187
- Sure.
- Yes.

541
00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:36,449
So Roger left his sunglasses
on the sailboat.

542
00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:40,537
I swear, if his head wasn't screwed on,
we'd use it as a bowling ball.

543
00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:43,164
Do me a favor,
and swim out and get them?

544
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,250
It's the one on the right.

545
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:47,585
- Both of us?
- Is that really a two-person job?

546
00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:49,087
It doesn't seem like it.

547
00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:50,213
You two.

548
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:52,132
Yeah.

549
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:01,766
All right, so everyone's involved in this.

550
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:02,684
I know.

551
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,729
I feel bad.

552
00:35:05,812 --> 00:35:06,938
Me too.

553
00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:10,400
- I don't wanna bum Halle and Claudia out.
- Definitely not.

554
00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:13,153
- Can you not swim?
- I'm an excellent swimmer.

555
00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:14,738
Why are you so out of breath?

556
00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:17,407
I'm fine. How much further do you think?

557
00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:20,035
- Are your eyes closed?
- Everything's dark.

558
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:22,787
Why are you so out of shape?
You have, like, a ten-pack.

559
00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:25,915
I am not out of shape!
I bench 295. Three hundred once.

560
00:35:25,999 --> 00:35:27,208
I just don't do cardio.

561
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:30,086
Oh, my God, you're hot-girl fit.

562
00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:31,921
I am not hot-girl fit!

563
00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:33,757
Okay. My bad.

564
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,717
I'll see you at the boat.

565
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,676
Wait.

566
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:38,928
Wait! Wait!

567
00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:06,206
You know, I could have done it myself,
but whatever. Thanks.

568
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,711
No fucking way.

569
00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:14,047
Honey! Look who's here!

570
00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:16,800
- I cannot believe they did this.
- Who is that?

571
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:19,344
That is my ex, Jonathan.

572
00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:20,887
- Hey, Bea!
- What is he doing here?

573
00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:23,431
My Black Hawk helicopter parents
have been trying

574
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,642
to get us back together
for the past four months.

575
00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:28,645
They flew him halfway across the world
to your sister's wedding?

576
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:31,064
That's some deep-op shit.
They came to play.

577
00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:34,067
That's my parents.
They think I'm throwing my life away.

578
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:37,612
We're just gonna take him back
and get him all settled in.

579
00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:38,863
I'll see you later!

580
00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:45,245
Maybe we should do it.
Just tell everyone we're together.

581
00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:48,206
- What?
- It would solve that problem for me.

582
00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:49,916
And that problem for you.

583
00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:55,505
I don't have a problem.

584
00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:56,923
You clearly want Margaret.

585
00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:58,258
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

586
00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:00,135
I saw the way
you looked at her last night.

587
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,928
I know she broke your heart.

588
00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:04,472
She sees you're with me,
she wants what she can't have.

589
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:06,766
And then bye-bye, Crocodile Jack.

590
00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:10,979
Fuck, he's fast.

591
00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:14,441
Making her jealous is not gonna work.
We're not in seventh grade.

592
00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:18,403
Trust me. We're all in seventh grade
when it comes to this stuff.

593
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:20,738
They've already gone
through all of the bullshit

594
00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:22,657
trying to trick us into each other's arms.

595
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:23,992
Let's just embrace it.

596
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:26,995
There's no way we can convince anyone
we actually like each other.

597
00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:32,292
- Yeah, you're right.
- I know.

598
00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:38,298
You know, I still think about
that night we spent together.

599
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,507
Shut up.

600
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,093
No, I'm serious.

601
00:37:44,137 --> 00:37:46,264
You know, this could be kind of fun.

602
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:50,685
We're at a wedding,
a million miles away from home.

603
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:54,731
Who knows what could happen
under the cover of a masquerade?

604
00:37:57,942 --> 00:37:59,444
And that night at your place...

605
00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:01,779
doesn't matter how it ended.

606
00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:03,490
It was still pretty amazing.

607
00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:13,166
Convincing enough?

608
00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:18,254
Fuck it. Let's do it.

609
00:38:20,757 --> 00:38:22,175
Can you just wait?

610
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,139
Wait!

611
00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:32,060
Bea! Wait!

612
00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:38,566
Okay. Whoever wants to go on the hike,
we need to leave now.

613
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,443
We're running behind schedule.

614
00:38:40,527 --> 00:38:41,528
We're coming.

615
00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:43,988
Babe, the mountains have been there
for millions of years.

616
00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:46,199
A few more minutes isn't gonna hurt them.

617
00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:48,117
Baby, I know
you are trying to calm me down,

618
00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:49,619
and I love you for it. Thank you.

619
00:38:49,702 --> 00:38:51,913
But I am herding cats right now,
and I need some help

620
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:54,249
instead of this
easy-breezy Martin Scorsese.

621
00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:56,459
Jitters.

622
00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,503
Remember our wedding?

623
00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:00,797
Only that you were
the most beautiful bride

624
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,507
on God's green earth.

625
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:03,925
Right answer.

626
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:06,803
We're coming, we're coming, we're coming!

627
00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:08,137
Jinx, you owe me a Coke!

628
00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:09,055
Stop.

629
00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:11,599
- You got a little something in your teeth.
- Can you get it?

630
00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:13,977
Let me just pick her out.
I gotta get it out.

631
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:17,146
- Oh, it's right there. I'm gonna get it.
- Where is it? Get it, get it.

632
00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:18,439
Piece of pepper.

633
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:19,857
- Honey.
- Get it.

634
00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:21,818
Here he is.

635
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:23,027
Hey.

636
00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:25,321
- Jonathan.
- It's so nice to see you.

637
00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:27,031
I had no idea you were coming.

638
00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:29,033
So your parents didn't tell you.

639
00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:31,744
Okay. The first thing I asked them
when they invited me was:

640
00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:34,706
"Does Bea know? 'Cause otherwise
this would be really fucking awkward."

641
00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,333
And now it is fucking awkward.

642
00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:38,960
- Not at all.
- No. No.

643
00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:41,754
You're like family. It'd be effing awkward
if you weren't here.

644
00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:44,340
- I'm so glad you're here.
- I'm so happy for you two.

645
00:39:44,424 --> 00:39:46,509
- Hey, congratulations.
- Yeah, thanks, man.

646
00:39:47,176 --> 00:39:48,177
All right.

647
00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:51,180
- It's great to see you.
- It's great to see you too.

648
00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:52,682
We're going on a hike,

649
00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:55,018
so whoever wants to come with,
we gotta move out.

650
00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:56,477
Let's move out!

651
00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:58,855
Ben? Meet Jonathan.

652
00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:00,940
Oh, hey, man. I'm Ben.

653
00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:02,984
Hey. Pete and Claudia's friend?

654
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:04,193
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

655
00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:05,778
Also friends with Bea.

656
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:07,947
Among other things.

657
00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:15,246
Yeah. It's nice to meet you.

658
00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:18,916
Okay, plenty enough time in the car
to do whatever the fuck this is.

659
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,168
Come on. Let's go!

660
00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:23,296
Okay. Yeah.

661
00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:26,174
- We need to come up with a game plan.
- Yeah, you are so terrible at this.

662
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:27,258
What?

663
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:29,927
We're doing this thing!

664
00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:32,347
Honey. I'm sorry.

665
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:35,224
I know we should have asked you,
but we had to invite him.

666
00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:40,188
Oh, it's totally fine. I'm glad he's here.
I love him, and Halle loves him.

667
00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:41,689
- Really?
- Yeah.

668
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:42,607
Great. Okay.

669
00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:45,401
So spend a little time together
away from the real world

670
00:40:45,485 --> 00:40:48,071
and see if you rekindle,
re-spark, rebirth.

671
00:40:48,154 --> 00:40:50,114
Oh, no, Mom. Guys, no.

672
00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:53,451
I totally forgot to tell you,
but I'm with Ben.

673
00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:57,372
That guy?

674
00:40:58,289 --> 00:40:59,999
Ben looks like Ken.

675
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,626
Do you wanna come?

676
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:04,796
I think I'm gonna hang back
and yell at your parents.

677
00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:05,880
Have fun.

678
00:41:16,099 --> 00:41:17,975
All right,
so is it like we just got together

679
00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:19,519
or we've been sneaking around?

680
00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:22,438
Oh, I got it. What if we ran
into each other at Chipotle,

681
00:41:22,522 --> 00:41:23,856
Lady-and-the-Tramp-ed a burrito.

682
00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:25,316
What? No.

683
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,818
This can't be that hard.

684
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:29,404
It's harder than you think.
My parents don't even believe it yet.

685
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,030
You told them five seconds ago.

686
00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:33,241
They know I would never go out
with a guy like you.

687
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:35,618
You've only been with one guy
your entire life.

688
00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:37,662
Jonathan's a better man
than you'll ever be.

689
00:41:37,745 --> 00:41:39,872
And yet you left him,
which is why exactly?

690
00:41:39,956 --> 00:41:41,582
Seems like he checks all your boxes.

691
00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:44,127
Okay, you don't know my boxes,
and you never will.

692
00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:45,503
Just figure this out, please.

693
00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:46,587
Okay.

694
00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:49,799
We just suck face in front of everybody.

695
00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:51,592
Half of them think they set us up anyway.

696
00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:54,762
No, that's too much. We need
to do something that's more hidden,

697
00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:57,807
so it feels more real
and not some fuckboy wedding hookup.

698
00:41:57,890 --> 00:42:00,893
You keep calling me a fuckboy
like it's an insult. I own that shit.

699
00:42:00,977 --> 00:42:05,106
Let's just be affectionate.
I know it's a foreign concept for you.

700
00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:06,858
I can be affectionate.

701
00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,776
I'll affectionate the shit out of you.

702
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:11,237
I can't believe
your parents invited Jonathan.

703
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,072
Now I have to find a table to sit him at.

704
00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:14,532
- What about Bea?
- No, she's fine.

705
00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:15,825
She's sitting with us.

706
00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:19,078
I'm talking about how she's at a low point
because she's going through a breakup.

707
00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:22,707
I don't know what's happening with school.
She never even talks about it anymore.

708
00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:25,209
I guess I could put him with the cousins.

709
00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:26,502
Claudia!

710
00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:29,964
All right.

711
00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:32,884
Holy shit.

712
00:42:34,427 --> 00:42:35,803
Check it out, guys.

713
00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:37,346
Nice!

714
00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:39,140
- Yes!
- It's beautiful.

715
00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:42,185
- Told you it was gonna be good.
- Man, that's nice.

716
00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:46,230
- It's so beautiful.
- There it is.

717
00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:47,398
Feel the serenity.

718
00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:48,858
Pretty spectacular, eh?

719
00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:51,027
It's amazing.

720
00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:53,780
All right. Showtime.

721
00:42:57,033 --> 00:43:00,411
This is just so romantic.

722
00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:02,163
Okay. Nuzzle my neck.

723
00:43:02,789 --> 00:43:04,123
- Okay.
- Get in there.

724
00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:09,796
- Damn, you are short.
- You are not tall enough to say that.

725
00:43:11,506 --> 00:43:13,466
- Are you ticklish?
- No, I'm acting.

726
00:43:13,549 --> 00:43:14,759
Like a toddler?

727
00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:17,386
Okay. All right. You can stop.

728
00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:19,305
Beg me. Beg me to stop, you little bitch.

729
00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:20,264
Stop!

730
00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:22,183
Just let me do it.

731
00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:25,311
Permission to put my left hand
on your right buttock.

732
00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:27,104
Granted.

733
00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:30,441
- Too hard.
- Sorry. We gotta sell it.

734
00:43:31,901 --> 00:43:33,194
Okay, not in circles.

735
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:34,695
It's not a magic lamp.

736
00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:51,546
Now you're just playing Bop It.

737
00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:54,173
- I've never rubbed a butt for show.
- Clearly. Let me try.

738
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,471
Are you not wearing underwear?

739
00:44:00,555 --> 00:44:02,682
It's a swimsuit. I'm on holiday.

740
00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:05,810
Okay. Just mind the gap.

741
00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:07,270
- How's that?
- Good.

742
00:44:07,353 --> 00:44:09,021
But you don't have to hover.

743
00:44:09,105 --> 00:44:10,606
Man in the woods.

744
00:44:10,690 --> 00:44:12,108
- I'm sorry.
- Just take it out.

745
00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:18,239
You try.

746
00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:21,075
Stick my finger up my own ass?
How's that gonna convince—?

747
00:44:21,158 --> 00:44:22,034
Oh, on you.

748
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:27,081
Christ, it's like a VacUpack.
How'd you get in this thing?

749
00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:30,918
Oh, that's tight.
See? It's like holding a baby bird.

750
00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:35,172
Goddamn it.

751
00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:37,800
Were they not watching this whole time?

752
00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:41,762
- Is there a mole on your butt?
- No.

753
00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:44,223
- Really? I feel something.
- I don't have a mole.

754
00:44:45,641 --> 00:44:47,602
What the fuck?

755
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,478
What the fuck?

756
00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:51,188
What the fuck?

757
00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:52,189
What the fuck?

758
00:44:52,273 --> 00:44:53,357
What the fuck?

759
00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:57,320
- Are there any more on me?
- I don't know! I don't know!

760
00:44:57,403 --> 00:45:00,489
Check! Spiders hunt in pairs!
They hunt in pairs!

761
00:45:03,910 --> 00:45:05,912
No pictures.

762
00:45:05,995 --> 00:45:08,039
Put the cameras down.

763
00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:09,916
We're not gonna take his spirit.

764
00:45:09,999 --> 00:45:12,418
- Are there any more? Where are they?
- I don't know!

765
00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:13,878
I feel it! I feel it!

766
00:45:14,754 --> 00:45:17,048
- I think I see something.
- What do you see?

767
00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:20,384
Oh, no. That's just a part of you.
You're fine.

768
00:45:20,468 --> 00:45:22,553
If I have one
of those little fuckers in me,

769
00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:24,096
they might be in you.

770
00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:27,475
I'm good.

771
00:45:28,476 --> 00:45:31,270
- That's probably a better way to check.
- Yeah.

772
00:45:33,189 --> 00:45:34,523
Fuck.

773
00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:39,862
All right, little one.
Rejoin your journey.

774
00:45:39,946 --> 00:45:41,614
We do not inherit the Earth.

775
00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:44,158
We just borrow it from our creatures.

776
00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:48,829
Hey, guys. What'd we miss?

777
00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:50,081
Oh, my God.

778
00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:03,135
Why can't I get this?

779
00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:05,596
Because you're meant to learn to dive
when you're 6.

780
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,016
You got this, hon.

781
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,394
You ever try focusing on your toes?

782
00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:12,687
My mom taught me this trick.

783
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:15,439
If you pretend there's a string
from your nose to your toes,

784
00:46:15,523 --> 00:46:17,441
you just maintain that position.

785
00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:18,818
Mind doing it again?

786
00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:22,279
I'm gonna shout out a trivia question.
I think it's gonna help clear your mind.

787
00:46:22,363 --> 00:46:24,615
Just make sure it's about airplanes

788
00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:28,244
or the assassination
of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

789
00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:31,747
What company created the Concorde?

790
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:37,545
Collaboration between British Airways
and the French government.

791
00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:38,838
How'd I do?

792
00:46:39,672 --> 00:46:41,048
Getting there.

793
00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:44,176
Maybe your mom can teach him
how to dive.

794
00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:46,721
She passed away.

795
00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,723
Oh, I'm so sorry.

796
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,141
Yeah. Sorry.

797
00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:54,687
I'm gonna go again.
Give me one with a little shorter answer.

798
00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:56,022
I have a better idea.

799
00:46:56,897 --> 00:46:59,567
Now you just let me do everything.
I'll guide you in.

800
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:01,694
Don't think.

801
00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:03,571
Be careful of his shoulder.

802
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:06,198
I wrecked it
jumping off a moving train in Paris.

803
00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:08,617
Wouldn't let me see
the Eiffel Tower alone.

804
00:47:08,701 --> 00:47:10,369
Had to tell her I love her.

805
00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:13,372
When you know she's the one,
nothing else matters.

806
00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:24,592
Amazing. Thank you, thank you!

807
00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,344
There you go.

808
00:47:28,637 --> 00:47:29,722
Did I do it?

809
00:47:29,805 --> 00:47:31,140
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

810
00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:32,600
Good job, babe.

811
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:34,143
Oh, your dad's a natural.

812
00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:36,687
I'm so glad you guys got
to spend some time with Ben.

813
00:47:36,771 --> 00:47:38,105
Are you two really...?

814
00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,483
Getting to know each other
in a very respectful manner,

815
00:47:40,566 --> 00:47:43,486
one befitting such a kind
and intelligent woman as your daughter.

816
00:47:43,569 --> 00:47:46,197
- Yes, we are in the early stages.
- Not too early.

817
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,823
But also not so advanced.

818
00:47:47,907 --> 00:47:50,159
Just that magical moment
when two people come together

819
00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:52,328
in this crazy journey we call life.

820
00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:54,663
That's why I was so worried
when Jonathan showed up.

821
00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:56,415
I don't wanna hurt his feelings.

822
00:47:56,499 --> 00:47:59,043
I even suggested we hide our light
under a bushel for his sake—

823
00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:02,004
But our love is just so strong.

824
00:48:02,088 --> 00:48:04,507
And I know what you guys are thinking.

825
00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:06,550
That he's much older.

826
00:48:06,634 --> 00:48:08,260
They weren't. Right?

827
00:48:08,344 --> 00:48:11,514
Probably thinking I'm 27, early 28s?

828
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,559
Yes, we are very happy.

829
00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:17,019
- Happiest.
- Yep.

830
00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:24,276
You looked like that back in the day.

831
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,530
No, I didn't.
That guy's made out of cobblestone.

832
00:48:28,948 --> 00:48:30,908
- They're holding hands.
- I think it's working.

833
00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:33,160
Can't believe these dumbasses
were so easily fooled.

834
00:48:37,373 --> 00:48:39,333
Was that bullshit about your mom?

835
00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:42,086
- What?
- The story about the giant wrench.

836
00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:45,214
I thought it might have been a line
you tell all your one-night nothings.

837
00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:48,467
You overheard that too.

838
00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:52,638
I didn't mean...

839
00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:57,935
I'm sorry.

840
00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:00,855
And it wasn't a line.

841
00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,234
Thanks for being so nice to my dad.

842
00:49:09,864 --> 00:49:13,951
You should probably rinse off.
You have his SPF a billion on you now.

843
00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:24,712
- Cheers, mate. I'll just grab a quickie.
- Okay.

844
00:49:29,341 --> 00:49:32,803
So Australia... What do you reckon?
How you finding it?

845
00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:34,680
Oh, no, it's great.

846
00:49:34,763 --> 00:49:38,642
Mags goes on about you all the time.
A ripper cunt, she calls you.

847
00:49:38,726 --> 00:49:41,187
"Mags" is Margaret?
And "ripper cunt" is...?

848
00:49:41,270 --> 00:49:42,521
Good friend.

849
00:49:44,356 --> 00:49:48,569
Yeah. You know you had a proper surf
when sand gets all up your clacker.

850
00:49:49,278 --> 00:49:50,738
Down your gobbler too.

851
00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,156
"Gobbler" is...?

852
00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:54,074
You know. Your hog bonnet.

853
00:49:55,117 --> 00:49:56,577
You know, your beef cap?

854
00:49:57,536 --> 00:49:59,872
Come on, mate. You know, the anteater.

855
00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,293
Anyway, good to have ya.

856
00:50:05,169 --> 00:50:06,170
Catch ya!

857
00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:10,466
G'day, love!

858
00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:15,137
Hey, mate!

859
00:50:15,221 --> 00:50:16,639
Fancy a game?

860
00:50:16,722 --> 00:50:18,224
You're going down.

861
00:50:22,144 --> 00:50:23,604
How have you been doing?

862
00:50:23,687 --> 00:50:25,231
Pretty good. You?

863
00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:27,483
Okay, I guess.

864
00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:30,945
How's school going? You decide
what kind of law you wanna practice yet?

865
00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:34,240
You know me.
I have never been one for practicing.

866
00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:37,701
- Still having second thoughts?
- Straight to third.

867
00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:40,579
I know it's weird, me being here.

868
00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:43,207
But believe me,
I had nothing to do with it.

869
00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:46,001
Your parents duped me,
gave me their frequent-flyer miles.

870
00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:48,629
That's sweet. You're part of the family.

871
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:52,800
I'd be lying if I said
I haven't been thinking about you.

872
00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:58,180
Yeah, me too.

873
00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:04,019
How long have you
and that guy Ben been...?

874
00:51:04,103 --> 00:51:05,521
It's kind of new.

875
00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:08,440
Not like "new" new, but new-ish.

876
00:51:08,524 --> 00:51:10,317
Well, I think he seems great.

877
00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:12,236
No, you don't.

878
00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:13,487
I really don't.

879
00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:17,866
Thanks for being so cool
about all of this.

880
00:51:20,035 --> 00:51:24,331
Not just this, but this too.

881
00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:28,002
It's really good to see you, Bea.

882
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,336
I'm glad you're here.

883
00:51:31,005 --> 00:51:32,339
Now let's have fun.

884
00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:33,632
Let's do it.

885
00:51:48,856 --> 00:51:49,857
Mate.

886
00:51:50,899 --> 00:51:51,734
That's me.

887
00:51:52,318 --> 00:51:53,319
Want a coffee?

888
00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:55,571
It's the best in the world.

889
00:51:55,654 --> 00:51:57,865
You guys are really proud
of your coffee here.

890
00:51:57,948 --> 00:51:59,658
It's the best in the fucking world.

891
00:51:59,742 --> 00:52:02,328
- Okay.
- Enjoy.

892
00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:08,167
Fuck. That is good.

893
00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:11,128
I was thinking of going
for a bit of a run later.

894
00:52:12,629 --> 00:52:13,714
Do you wanna join?

895
00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:18,552
I'm going on a bike ride with Bea,
so I don't think I can.

896
00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:21,889
- She's a little sweet on you, hey?
- Oh, you caught that?

897
00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:25,517
How long have you and Beau been together?

898
00:52:25,601 --> 00:52:26,977
Oh, we're just banging about.

899
00:52:27,061 --> 00:52:30,939
He's nice, but I think
I'm looking for someone less casual.

900
00:52:31,023 --> 00:52:32,149
More romantic.

901
00:52:35,694 --> 00:52:37,529
Why did me and you ever break up, anyway?

902
00:52:38,947 --> 00:52:41,658
I don't really remember,
but I think you said something like

903
00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:45,079
I was an immature drongo
smothered in Axe body spray.

904
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:54,129
Smells like you're not that guy anymore.
Bea's a lucky girl.

905
00:53:09,269 --> 00:53:10,979
Bea. Open the door.

906
00:53:11,772 --> 00:53:12,606
Bea.

907
00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:15,609
What's wrong?

908
00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:17,903
- Margaret thinks we're together.
- That's great.

909
00:53:17,986 --> 00:53:20,322
No. Margaret needs to think
we're the right type of together.

910
00:53:20,406 --> 00:53:23,033
Not "together" together.
But situationally together.

911
00:53:23,117 --> 00:53:25,953
If she thinks we're "together" together,
she won't break girl code.

912
00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:28,914
So we need to finesse our togetherness
so that we're together,

913
00:53:28,997 --> 00:53:30,791
but there's an opening
for our togetherness

914
00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:33,127
and she can slide right in
so that we can be together.

915
00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:35,879
- Are you on coke?
- No, it's the coffee here. It's like meth.

916
00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:37,297
I'm guessing.

917
00:53:37,381 --> 00:53:41,218
No, I'm not. I worked at Goldman.
Partner's wedding. You do what you do.

918
00:53:41,301 --> 00:53:42,928
Jesus, dude, who are you?

919
00:53:43,011 --> 00:53:44,471
I'm a man trying to figure this out.

920
00:53:45,973 --> 00:53:48,642
Look at your room. It's so much bigger—
You got a painting?

921
00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:50,227
Wow, that's so red.

922
00:53:50,310 --> 00:53:53,355
We have to kick it up a notch.
Make it feel like we're in the gaga stage.

923
00:53:53,439 --> 00:53:55,023
What do you wanna do,
take me in the hallway?

924
00:53:55,107 --> 00:53:56,650
That is not gaga!

925
00:53:57,276 --> 00:53:59,236
Actually, that could be construed as gaga.

926
00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:01,238
Tonight's the rehearsal dinner,
so we have to do something

927
00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:03,574
that makes it look
like you're into me but you're not,

928
00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:06,493
and I'm into you but you can tell
by my face that it's never gonna—

929
00:54:07,202 --> 00:54:08,370
Get it together, man.

930
00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:10,747
You hit me so much.

931
00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:17,629
Klonopin, pretend this is a real fox
that messed up our garden.

932
00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:22,384
Fuck it up! Fuck it up, fuck it up!

933
00:54:22,468 --> 00:54:25,262
- Yes. Fuck it up. Fuck it up. Fuck it up.
- Fuck it up. Fuck it up.

934
00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:27,806
- You see that?
- He did it. Yeah.

935
00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:32,060
Oh, hey, they're here!
All right, everybody. Wheels up.

936
00:54:32,144 --> 00:54:34,438
- Hustle up!
- You look beautiful.

937
00:54:42,362 --> 00:54:43,447
Thanks.

938
00:54:57,961 --> 00:54:58,962
Hi, guys.

939
00:55:06,595 --> 00:55:07,596
Thank you.

940
00:55:09,932 --> 00:55:12,226
Did you see the size of that boat?

941
00:55:24,947 --> 00:55:26,240
Nice touch.

942
00:55:26,323 --> 00:55:27,407
Nice dress.

943
00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:29,159
They look good, hey?

944
00:55:59,565 --> 00:56:01,608
- I love this dress.
- Oh, thank you.

945
00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:03,360
What would you like to drink?

946
00:56:03,443 --> 00:56:05,988
What's a traditional drink
for rehearsal dinner?

947
00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:08,448
Three Scotches neat
and a champagne for the lady.

948
00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:09,866
- Very good.
- All right.

949
00:56:10,659 --> 00:56:11,702
You remembered.

950
00:56:11,785 --> 00:56:13,704
That you can't handle hard liquor? Yeah.

951
00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:15,455
The smell's still not out of my car.

952
00:56:15,539 --> 00:56:17,541
You know I feel really bad about that.

953
00:56:19,751 --> 00:56:21,128
That was a fun night.

954
00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:22,838
That was a fun summer.

955
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,090
Mags!

956
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,803
Mags, captain says
that we can steer the ship.

957
00:56:29,886 --> 00:56:30,887
Okay. I'm coming.

958
00:56:30,971 --> 00:56:33,223
- Let's go!
- Hang on. I've got heels on.

959
00:56:33,890 --> 00:56:35,392
Look how lucky we are.

960
00:56:35,475 --> 00:56:38,812
On a boat, sailing back and forth
for no real transportational reason.

961
00:56:38,895 --> 00:56:40,772
- Okay.
- Spoiler alert.

962
00:56:40,856 --> 00:56:43,692
And look at you, Polly Pocket.
You the belle of the ball.

963
00:56:52,618 --> 00:56:54,536
Oh, hey, look. Is that Tasmania?

964
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:56,121
No, honey, that's—

965
00:56:56,204 --> 00:56:57,831
Yes. I think it might be.

966
00:56:58,707 --> 00:57:01,335
- Halle, Tasmania, goddamn it.
- Oh, yes, there it is.

967
00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:04,087
- Well, at least that was subtle.
- Was it?

968
00:57:05,631 --> 00:57:09,426
- This oddly reminds me of prom.
- The first or second time?

969
00:57:09,509 --> 00:57:12,471
Jonathan is just the most perfect guy.

970
00:57:12,554 --> 00:57:14,306
He's like a son to us.

971
00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:16,350
That might be your problem, mate.

972
00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:19,102
Bea might not wanna shag her brother.

973
00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:23,398
- You know that's his favorite song.
- Yeah. "Kiss Me."

974
00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:43,710
So how's it going?
Parents back off a little?

975
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:47,923
How about you?

976
00:57:49,549 --> 00:57:50,550
Here I come.

977
00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:56,598
- Game on.
- Can you even dance?

978
00:57:56,682 --> 00:57:58,266
You just let me lead.

979
00:57:58,350 --> 00:57:59,476
Oh, God.

980
00:58:47,023 --> 00:58:48,024
Is Margaret watching?

981
00:58:51,236 --> 00:58:54,114
It's a little hard to tell
with Bitch Hemsworth in my way.

982
00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:58,201
Everybody to the top deck.
We about to do a champagne toast!

983
00:58:58,285 --> 00:58:59,494
Come with me.

984
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:05,250
So, what are we doing?

985
00:59:05,333 --> 00:59:06,501
Closing the deal.

986
00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:17,387
- Titanic me.
- What?

987
00:59:18,013 --> 00:59:20,348
- Help yourself to some champagne.
- Yeah.

988
00:59:20,432 --> 00:59:21,600
Grab some drinks.

989
00:59:22,851 --> 00:59:23,977
Titanic me.

990
00:59:25,479 --> 00:59:27,189
No. That is so lame.

991
00:59:27,272 --> 00:59:30,776
Exactly. The only people
who would do something this lame

992
00:59:30,859 --> 00:59:32,778
are the ones who know how lame it is,

993
00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:35,697
but are in the first stages
of liking each other,

994
00:59:35,781 --> 00:59:38,992
so they're totally comfortable
in their mutual lameness.

995
00:59:39,075 --> 00:59:39,910
Trust me.

996
00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:42,078
- Oh, my God.
- Come on.

997
00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:43,455
This is so cringe.

998
00:59:43,538 --> 00:59:45,457
So is saying "cringe," old man.

999
00:59:45,999 --> 00:59:47,375
Cheers!

1000
00:59:48,168 --> 00:59:49,377
Cheers!

1001
00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:55,383
Lift my arms.

1002
00:59:56,218 --> 00:59:58,178
- I've seen the movie.
- Have you?

1003
01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:04,017
- Okay.
- Okay.

1004
01:00:04,643 --> 01:00:06,144
This is never gonna work.

1005
01:00:09,314 --> 01:00:11,691
That is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

1006
01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:12,859
Are they doing Titanic?

1007
01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:14,986
That is dope.

1008
01:00:18,073 --> 01:00:19,366
Are they watching?

1009
01:00:22,202 --> 01:00:23,328
Yup.

1010
01:00:23,411 --> 01:00:26,248
- Are they buying it?
- Can't imagine they would.

1011
01:00:26,832 --> 01:00:29,209
It's real. We did it.

1012
01:00:29,835 --> 01:00:32,379
We're good. We're really bloody good.

1013
01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:36,007
Jonathan, have you seen Tasmania?

1014
01:00:36,091 --> 01:00:37,342
Innie, I'm fine.

1015
01:00:38,176 --> 01:00:39,010
It's fine.

1016
01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:50,146
You gonna do the line?

1017
01:00:52,107 --> 01:00:54,276
It's "king of the world."
You're king of the world.

1018
01:00:57,070 --> 01:00:58,446
Jack, I'm flying.

1019
01:00:58,530 --> 01:00:59,990
Okay, we can stop there.

1020
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:13,211
They're gone. Show's over.

1021
01:01:16,631 --> 01:01:17,465
Oh, my God!

1022
01:01:23,305 --> 01:01:25,849
No! Wait, wait, wait! Help! Wait!

1023
01:01:30,604 --> 01:01:31,438
Bea!

1024
01:01:40,238 --> 01:01:41,072
Bea!

1025
01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:44,451
Are you okay?

1026
01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:47,162
Yeah. Why'd you jump in?

1027
01:01:47,245 --> 01:01:48,330
To save you.

1028
01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:49,789
But you're a terrible swimmer.

1029
01:01:49,873 --> 01:01:52,542
I'm a great swimmer. Just short distances.

1030
01:01:57,589 --> 01:01:59,674
- We're gonna die.
- We're not gonna die.

1031
01:01:59,758 --> 01:02:02,218
- We're gonna get hypothermia.
- The water's 90 degrees.

1032
01:02:02,302 --> 01:02:04,220
We're gonna get eaten by sharks.

1033
01:02:06,932 --> 01:02:08,808
Fuck, we're gonna get eaten by sharks!

1034
01:02:09,476 --> 01:02:10,977
We are gonna be fine.

1035
01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:14,481
I once spent ten hours treading water
off the coast of the Cayman Islands.

1036
01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:17,359
- Goldman?
- It was a partner's kid's bar mitzvah.

1037
01:02:17,442 --> 01:02:18,652
Little bit of crack.

1038
01:02:22,238 --> 01:02:24,658
- Oh, my God!
- Roger! Oh, my God!

1039
01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:26,868
It looks like they're going full Titanic.

1040
01:02:26,952 --> 01:02:29,371
- Hey, love the commitment!
- Stop the boat!

1041
01:02:29,454 --> 01:02:30,872
Sam, stop the boat!

1042
01:02:30,956 --> 01:02:33,333
- I'm going! I'll go.
- Stay calm, mate!

1043
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,377
- He's not a very good swimmer.
- Bea!

1044
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:36,461
Ben!

1045
01:02:41,883 --> 01:02:42,717
There.

1046
01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:46,096
Are you sure?

1047
01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:48,014
Yeah. Come on.

1048
01:02:53,186 --> 01:02:54,729
Why aren't we turning around?

1049
01:02:54,813 --> 01:02:56,773
We are in too shallow water.
We'll run aground.

1050
01:02:56,856 --> 01:02:59,401
- But Harbour Rescue has been notified.
- Oh, honey.

1051
01:03:20,588 --> 01:03:21,589
You good?

1052
01:03:23,425 --> 01:03:24,259
Okay.

1053
01:03:29,597 --> 01:03:30,932
All right, come on.

1054
01:03:31,016 --> 01:03:32,267
Oh, God.

1055
01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:34,561
- Scoot forward.
- All right, get in the middle.

1056
01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:41,317
That was probably the most—

1057
01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:44,029
I mean,
if you didn't close it with Margaret...

1058
01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:48,742
There's nothing more romantic
than jumping in to save me.

1059
01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:51,494
Well, Jonathan didn't do it,
that's for sure.

1060
01:03:51,578 --> 01:03:53,413
Your parents have
to have clocked that shit.

1061
01:03:53,496 --> 01:03:55,457
You didn't even give him a chance.

1062
01:03:55,957 --> 01:03:57,751
Why do you keep defending this guy?

1063
01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:00,795
Why did you break up with him
in the first place?

1064
01:04:00,879 --> 01:04:02,714
- It's complicated.
- It's never complicated.

1065
01:04:02,797 --> 01:04:05,925
What, he cheated on you? Drug problem?

1066
01:04:06,009 --> 01:04:08,178
Did you catch him measuring his dick
with the ruler app?

1067
01:04:11,056 --> 01:04:14,017
- We never fought.
- Isn't that a good thing?

1068
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:17,020
It was just comfortable,
and he's a great guy,

1069
01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:18,897
which means
there's no one out there for me

1070
01:04:18,980 --> 01:04:20,148
because I had the best one.

1071
01:04:20,982 --> 01:04:22,984
I couldn't even tell him
I quit law school.

1072
01:04:23,068 --> 01:04:26,362
And I have no idea
what I'm gonna do with my life.

1073
01:04:27,947 --> 01:04:30,658
We're gonna get eaten by sharks,
I had to tell somebody.

1074
01:04:31,159 --> 01:04:32,160
No one else knows?

1075
01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:35,789
I don't think this is the weekend
to drop that bomb.

1076
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,125
- You finally did it.
- What?

1077
01:04:39,751 --> 01:04:43,630
That one night you said you didn't
wanna be a lawyer anyway, so...

1078
01:04:44,881 --> 01:04:46,007
You remember that?

1079
01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:48,134
It was a memorable night.

1080
01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:50,512
Till you snuck out, of course.

1081
01:04:54,099 --> 01:04:54,933
Why did you?

1082
01:04:57,894 --> 01:04:59,687
You scared the shit out of me.

1083
01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:05,819
It was the first time in my life
that I felt fire and I had to blow it out.

1084
01:05:09,155 --> 01:05:10,698
I know a little bit about that.

1085
01:05:13,535 --> 01:05:15,662
I was really hurt when you left.

1086
01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:18,998
So I said all that terrible stuff
about you to Pete.

1087
01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:21,000
It's not how I felt.

1088
01:05:27,507 --> 01:05:28,508
Look at us.

1089
01:05:29,801 --> 01:05:33,138
Just a couple of fucked-up people
floating in the middle of the harbor.

1090
01:05:36,141 --> 01:05:39,435
Promise me, if we make it out alive,
we go see that from dry land.

1091
01:05:39,519 --> 01:05:41,646
It's a pretty killer view from here.

1092
01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:45,066
It's dumb, but I wanna see the people.

1093
01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:47,777
Landmarks like those are full
of people in love.

1094
01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:52,115
Marriage proposals, honeymooners,
romantics jumping off of moving trains

1095
01:05:52,198 --> 01:05:54,242
just to see the building
with the person they love.

1096
01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:59,330
- Like your dad and the Eiffel Tower?
- He told you that?

1097
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:03,543
Nothing else matters
when it comes to love.

1098
01:06:05,545 --> 01:06:07,505
I could use a bit of that right now.

1099
01:06:09,048 --> 01:06:10,091
It's not dumb.

1100
01:06:11,759 --> 01:06:14,596
You, me and the Opera House, it's a date.

1101
01:06:15,555 --> 01:06:16,681
I promise.

1102
01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:29,652
This is Harbour Rescue.
Stay where you are.

1103
01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:32,405
Back off the buoy, please.

1104
01:07:13,696 --> 01:07:14,739
What's wrong?

1105
01:07:16,532 --> 01:07:18,076
I'm a little afraid of flying!

1106
01:07:18,576 --> 01:07:21,204
Don't you fly all the time for your job?

1107
01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,248
I have a very specific routine.

1108
01:07:23,998 --> 01:07:27,377
Eye mask, headphones, build my bubble.

1109
01:07:30,797 --> 01:07:34,050
I am unwritten

1110
01:07:34,133 --> 01:07:36,469
Can't read my mind

1111
01:07:36,552 --> 01:07:38,763
I'm undefined

1112
01:07:39,555 --> 01:07:41,015
That's my serenity song.

1113
01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:44,519
- How do you know my serenity song?
- Don't worry about it.

1114
01:07:44,602 --> 01:07:47,605
Staring at the blank page before you

1115
01:07:47,689 --> 01:07:50,400
Open up the dirty window

1116
01:07:50,483 --> 01:07:52,068
Let the sun illuminate

1117
01:07:52,151 --> 01:07:54,112
The words that you could not find

1118
01:07:54,195 --> 01:07:57,198
Reaching for something in the distance

1119
01:07:57,282 --> 01:07:59,534
So close you can almost taste it

1120
01:07:59,617 --> 01:08:01,494
Release your inhibitions

1121
01:08:01,577 --> 01:08:03,705
Feel the rain on your skin

1122
01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:06,457
No one else can feel it for you

1123
01:08:06,541 --> 01:08:08,668
Only you can let it in

1124
01:08:08,751 --> 01:08:11,004
No one else, no one else

1125
01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:13,715
Can speak the words on your lips

1126
01:08:13,798 --> 01:08:16,050
Drench yourself in words unspoken

1127
01:08:16,134 --> 01:08:18,511
Live your life with arms wide open

1128
01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:21,723
Today is where your book begins

1129
01:08:21,806 --> 01:08:24,517
The rest is still unwritten

1130
01:08:25,018 --> 01:08:26,060
You all good?

1131
01:08:26,144 --> 01:08:27,937
- Shut the fuck up now.
- Okay.

1132
01:09:10,438 --> 01:09:12,648
- Thanks again.
- Stay out of the water, yeah?

1133
01:09:15,109 --> 01:09:16,235
Want some coffee?

1134
01:09:17,028 --> 01:09:19,364
Not the stuff from here.
I'll be up all night.

1135
01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:20,990
Yeah.

1136
01:09:21,699 --> 01:09:24,911
- Thanks for kind of saving me, though.
- It was fun.

1137
01:09:25,536 --> 01:09:26,788
Stupid but fun.

1138
01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:28,456
That's the best kind.

1139
01:09:39,926 --> 01:09:41,177
No, no, no, it's hot!

1140
01:09:42,387 --> 01:09:43,388
Oh, my God.

1141
01:09:44,097 --> 01:09:45,890
When are you ever gonna learn?

1142
01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:48,684
Want me to blow on it?

1143
01:09:57,902 --> 01:09:59,028
Is it still hot?

1144
01:11:46,511 --> 01:11:48,346
We're getting pretty good at faking it.

1145
01:11:49,013 --> 01:11:51,057
I don't even know what's real anymore.

1146
01:11:52,266 --> 01:11:54,810
Everything I do just feels like a mistake.

1147
01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:08,449
Ben? Bea? Are you guys all right?

1148
01:12:11,786 --> 01:12:13,412
Ben, Bea, you here?

1149
01:12:14,413 --> 01:12:15,581
Check the kitchen.

1150
01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:27,510
Bea? Beatrice!

1151
01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:30,179
Beatrice!

1152
01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:49,282
Honey, what are they? Is that a handprint?

1153
01:12:51,617 --> 01:12:52,618
I don't know.

1154
01:13:48,382 --> 01:13:50,134
Come on, baby gorgeous!

1155
01:13:50,217 --> 01:13:52,178
We got chores. Come on, let's go!

1156
01:13:53,346 --> 01:13:55,222
Ben, are you ready?
We got groom stuff to do.

1157
01:13:55,306 --> 01:13:56,390
Dude, I'm coming.

1158
01:13:56,474 --> 01:13:59,185
I hope you scrubbed from top to bottom.
Who knows what was in that harbor.

1159
01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:02,480
- I also showered last night.
- Two showers in eight hours?

1160
01:14:02,563 --> 01:14:04,690
Go off, king! Get clean!

1161
01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:18,329
Happy wedding day!

1162
01:14:18,412 --> 01:14:20,081
Are you excited?

1163
01:14:20,164 --> 01:14:22,500
Yes, I'm so excited to marry Claudia.

1164
01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:24,752
But I'm also hosting a party
where it feels like

1165
01:14:24,835 --> 01:14:27,922
we're all playing parts in a play,
and I'm not really into the pageantry,

1166
01:14:28,005 --> 01:14:29,674
- and I just wanted to elope.
- Come here.

1167
01:14:30,675 --> 01:14:32,385
All that matters is that you and Claudia

1168
01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:34,136
are gonna spend
the rest of your lives together.

1169
01:14:35,262 --> 01:14:37,640
- I love you.
- I love you too.

1170
01:14:37,723 --> 01:14:38,891
Bea?

1171
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:42,103
Hey. You're still good to get the cake?

1172
01:14:42,186 --> 01:14:43,396
Yes, ma'am.

1173
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:46,607
Awesome.
I put Margaret on it with you, to be safe.

1174
01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:47,692
Margaret.

1175
01:14:56,992 --> 01:15:00,079
Talk to me, baby.
Who's it gonna be, Margaret or Bea?

1176
01:15:00,663 --> 01:15:03,624
Come on, man. Don't give me that.
We just two girls talking.

1177
01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:05,668
I get it, though. It's tough.

1178
01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:07,378
Magpie's your dream girl.

1179
01:15:07,461 --> 01:15:09,130
She's confident, beautiful,

1180
01:15:09,213 --> 01:15:11,215
and knows how to put out
a fire with her attire.

1181
01:15:11,298 --> 01:15:13,217
Now, Beeswax, on the other hand,

1182
01:15:13,843 --> 01:15:16,262
she's smart, funny, quick,

1183
01:15:16,345 --> 01:15:18,431
and got a ass
you could bounce a quarter off of.

1184
01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,057
- Pete.
- What?

1185
01:15:20,141 --> 01:15:23,185
I'm not objectifying Margaret.
That'd be inappropriate. That's my cousin.

1186
01:15:23,269 --> 01:15:26,522
- It's inappropriate with Bea too.
- This is deeper than I thought.

1187
01:15:26,605 --> 01:15:27,815
Hey, Sydney!

1188
01:15:27,898 --> 01:15:30,776
- My boy is in love!
- Stop, dude! Just stop.

1189
01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:32,236
- What?
- I know what you're doing.

1190
01:15:32,319 --> 01:15:33,988
I know what you've all been doing.

1191
01:15:34,071 --> 01:15:36,866
You set us up and we went along with it.
But it's fake.

1192
01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:39,785
It was my stepdad, right?
He can't act for shit.

1193
01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:42,121
- You suck too, bro.
- That's foul, dawg.

1194
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:45,291
- It's definitely gotta be Bea.
- I don't know, man. I don't fucking know.

1195
01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:47,293
She doesn't know what she wants.

1196
01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:49,920
She's single
for the first time in her life,

1197
01:15:50,004 --> 01:15:52,923
she quit law school,
her fucking fiancé's here.

1198
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:55,509
Man, stop with the white boy—

1199
01:15:55,593 --> 01:15:57,762
Hey, whoa, bro. Seriously.

1200
01:15:57,845 --> 01:16:00,347
Any time something gets real,
you run away,

1201
01:16:00,431 --> 01:16:03,684
call yourself a fuckboy, make an excuse,
and you just move on to the next.

1202
01:16:04,769 --> 01:16:07,521
It's Bea. You jumped off a boat for her.

1203
01:16:11,317 --> 01:16:12,485
Oh, that's perfect.

1204
01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:15,821
- They're gonna love it. Thank you so much.
- Let me get this boxed up for you.

1205
01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:17,281
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

1206
01:16:18,657 --> 01:16:20,576
I don't get all the pageantry of weddings.

1207
01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:23,037
If you like someone,
give them a snog, keep it to yourselves.

1208
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:26,248
I wore a wedding dress for Halloween
for five years in a row.

1209
01:16:26,332 --> 01:16:29,084
- Stop it.
- No, I know, it's so pathetic.

1210
01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:32,838
But I am with you now.
This is not for me.

1211
01:16:33,464 --> 01:16:35,883
- So you and Ben aren't serious?
- What?

1212
01:16:37,009 --> 01:16:38,469
No, no, it's just...

1213
01:16:39,512 --> 01:16:42,014
We're just situationally together.

1214
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:45,059
When I saw you last night,
I thought it might be more with you two.

1215
01:16:45,768 --> 01:16:48,145
Just... situationally.

1216
01:16:48,771 --> 01:16:50,356
- Is that an American thing?
- I don't even know.

1217
01:16:51,690 --> 01:16:53,818
So you're all right
if I have a go at him, then?

1218
01:16:55,069 --> 01:16:57,238
I feel like I made a mistake
letting him loose.

1219
01:16:59,657 --> 01:17:02,368
If that's not okay, just tell me.
For real.

1220
01:17:05,329 --> 01:17:06,997
I know he really likes you.

1221
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:13,504
How do you think
I should play this with Ben?

1222
01:17:13,587 --> 01:17:15,422
Should I wait until after the wedding?

1223
01:17:16,590 --> 01:17:19,134
- I don't know.
- Have you guys hooked up?

1224
01:17:19,218 --> 01:17:21,053
- Beatrice!
- You quit school?

1225
01:17:21,136 --> 01:17:23,472
You're gonna pour gasoline
on everything you worked for?

1226
01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:24,682
Is there still time to reenroll?

1227
01:17:24,765 --> 01:17:27,268
As soon as you broke up with Jonathan,
everything turned to pot.

1228
01:17:27,351 --> 01:17:29,520
Are you on drugs?
Because then I'd understand.

1229
01:17:29,603 --> 01:17:32,314
Who told you I quit law school?
Was it Ben?

1230
01:17:32,398 --> 01:17:33,858
- You quit school?
- What?

1231
01:17:33,941 --> 01:17:36,318
- When were you gonna tell us?
- Is this to get back at us?

1232
01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:38,654
I'm sorry if we pushed you
to succeed your whole life.

1233
01:17:38,737 --> 01:17:39,947
We're such awful parents.

1234
01:17:40,030 --> 01:17:42,324
- Mom, this isn't about you.
- Yes, it is.

1235
01:17:42,408 --> 01:17:45,035
It is about us and how we won't
let you throw away your life

1236
01:17:45,119 --> 01:17:46,787
because you're going through something.

1237
01:17:46,871 --> 01:17:48,747
Everyone is always
going through something.

1238
01:17:48,831 --> 01:17:50,124
It's called life.

1239
01:17:50,207 --> 01:17:51,041
Hey.

1240
01:17:53,836 --> 01:17:56,505
I can't believe you.
You told them I quit school?

1241
01:17:56,589 --> 01:17:58,966
- No, I didn't.
- He told Pete. Pete told us.

1242
01:17:59,049 --> 01:18:00,259
- Shit.
- I told you what?

1243
01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:02,970
I told Pete,
but I didn't mean it like that.

1244
01:18:03,053 --> 01:18:05,097
- Told me what?
- They were gonna find out at some point.

1245
01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:07,683
- That's not for you to decide.
- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

1246
01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:10,436
- It doesn't matter how we found out.
- Found out what?

1247
01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:11,979
She quit law school!

1248
01:18:12,062 --> 01:18:13,063
Oh, I knew that.

1249
01:18:13,147 --> 01:18:16,025
- You're a real shit.
- I made a mistake. I'm sorry.

1250
01:18:16,108 --> 01:18:19,028
There's a reason why you're alone.
No one can trust you.

1251
01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:21,322
- Yeah? What's your reason?
- Guys like you.

1252
01:18:22,114 --> 01:18:23,741
Keep telling yourself that.

1253
01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:25,451
Fuck off.

1254
01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:29,663
Don't do this right here, right now.
I messed this all up. It's all on me.

1255
01:18:29,747 --> 01:18:32,583
Why don't we all go for a swim, eh?
Cool off before the wedding?

1256
01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:34,710
That's a great idea. Early drinks?

1257
01:18:34,793 --> 01:18:38,422
Guys, I am so sorry,
but your plan is all ruined.

1258
01:18:38,505 --> 01:18:40,925
We are not together.
We were faking it the whole time.

1259
01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:43,719
- You knew?
- What are they even talking about?

1260
01:18:43,802 --> 01:18:47,181
We may have orchestrated
a union between the pair of them

1261
01:18:47,264 --> 01:18:49,183
in order for peace to prevail
across the land.

1262
01:18:49,266 --> 01:18:50,643
You lied to us?

1263
01:18:50,726 --> 01:18:53,103
What have you been honest about lately?

1264
01:18:53,187 --> 01:18:55,981
So you lied to me too?
You're not together?

1265
01:18:56,065 --> 01:18:57,858
I could never be with someone like him.

1266
01:18:57,942 --> 01:19:01,111
- 'Cause I'm the one who fucked it up.
- You did fuck it up.

1267
01:19:01,195 --> 01:19:03,656
- I fucked it up? I fucked it up?
- You fucked it up. You—

1268
01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:04,907
- No!
- Klonopin, no!

1269
01:19:06,617 --> 01:19:08,160
Bad dog, Klonopin.

1270
01:19:08,243 --> 01:19:11,997
I mean, good dog, you killed that shit,
but next time, read the room, K-Money.

1271
01:19:13,207 --> 01:19:14,583
I am so sorry.

1272
01:19:29,682 --> 01:19:30,724
Hey...

1273
01:19:32,893 --> 01:19:33,727
Bea.

1274
01:19:36,981 --> 01:19:38,482
The cake's gonna be fine.

1275
01:19:38,565 --> 01:19:40,901
It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine.

1276
01:20:15,102 --> 01:20:17,187
- It's good?
- You're perfect.

1277
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:44,590
It's fine. Just relax.
You're working yourself up.

1278
01:20:44,673 --> 01:20:48,552
It is not fine.
Not everything is fine, okay?

1279
01:20:48,635 --> 01:20:51,722
All we asked of them was
to come out here and celebrate us,

1280
01:20:51,805 --> 01:20:53,557
and they are ruining it.

1281
01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:56,060
And all weekend, I have been so stressed,

1282
01:20:56,143 --> 01:20:59,188
and you've been more worried about
what's going on with Bea than with me.

1283
01:20:59,271 --> 01:21:01,065
You've been more concerned
about your planning.

1284
01:21:01,148 --> 01:21:03,400
Are you marrying me or your itinerary?

1285
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:08,989
Well, if that's how you feel,
then why are we even doing this?

1286
01:21:11,158 --> 01:21:13,577
I don't know. You tell me.

1287
01:21:22,002 --> 01:21:23,754
There's one last thing we need to fake.

1288
01:21:41,939 --> 01:21:43,357
- Such a good day.
- It is.

1289
01:21:44,316 --> 01:21:45,400
So happy for you.

1290
01:21:46,443 --> 01:21:50,072
- So beautiful. I love you too.
- Thank you.

1291
01:21:52,991 --> 01:21:54,243
Claudia, Halle.

1292
01:21:55,244 --> 01:21:57,454
We're assholes. We're really sorry.

1293
01:21:57,538 --> 01:22:00,457
I'm a terrible sister,
and he's a terrible friend.

1294
01:22:00,541 --> 01:22:04,253
It's your guys' big day.
We're not gonna mess it up. We promise.

1295
01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:08,173
But just so you both know,
if you fuck up today,

1296
01:22:08,257 --> 01:22:10,509
the something I borrowed is a knife.

1297
01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:11,969
And it's shiny and new.

1298
01:22:57,347 --> 01:22:59,600
Love is intoxicating.

1299
01:23:00,225 --> 01:23:02,811
It envelops you, it tickles you,

1300
01:23:03,562 --> 01:23:05,480
and it makes you feel
like you can walk on air.

1301
01:23:06,148 --> 01:23:07,524
It's like this wind.

1302
01:23:07,608 --> 01:23:09,985
It's in your bones. It's in your breath.

1303
01:23:10,068 --> 01:23:12,029
It's in every beat of your heart.

1304
01:23:12,112 --> 01:23:16,325
You can't look for it, can't describe it,
and you can't escape it.

1305
01:23:16,950 --> 01:23:19,828
Halle, I love you so much.

1306
01:23:20,621 --> 01:23:22,164
And I don't think I say it enough.

1307
01:23:22,915 --> 01:23:26,877
You are the yin to my yang,
peanut butter to my jelly.

1308
01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:29,213
I will love you forever and always.

1309
01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:33,383
Claudia,
I love you with so much of my heart

1310
01:23:34,218 --> 01:23:36,011
that none is left to protest.

1311
01:23:36,094 --> 01:23:37,304
That's very good.

1312
01:23:37,930 --> 01:23:39,014
I just made it up.

1313
01:23:40,474 --> 01:23:41,308
Klonopin.

1314
01:23:50,275 --> 01:23:53,028
I now pronounce you married!

1315
01:24:29,523 --> 01:24:31,275
Oh, look. There she is.

1316
01:24:32,985 --> 01:24:34,403
Oh, hey, parents.

1317
01:24:34,486 --> 01:24:35,988
Is that Tasmania?

1318
01:24:38,365 --> 01:24:40,033
How are you doing, honey?

1319
01:24:40,117 --> 01:24:43,287
I am so sorry
I lied to you guys about school.

1320
01:24:43,370 --> 01:24:45,247
I didn't want
to disappoint you guys again.

1321
01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:48,542
- If you just told us, we could've—
- Tried to talk me out of it?

1322
01:24:48,625 --> 01:24:51,169
No. Maybe we could have supported you.

1323
01:24:51,253 --> 01:24:53,964
- I know this is scary for you guys.
- Yeah.

1324
01:24:54,047 --> 01:24:57,843
But it's scary for me too,
and I gotta figure it out on my own.

1325
01:24:58,593 --> 01:25:02,097
I know that every now and then
we might come off as a little—

1326
01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:03,890
- Controlling?
- No.

1327
01:25:03,974 --> 01:25:05,475
- Overbearing?
- No.

1328
01:25:05,559 --> 01:25:06,393
Batshit crazy?

1329
01:25:06,476 --> 01:25:08,312
- Yes.
- Yes, that's it.

1330
01:25:08,395 --> 01:25:11,356
But only because we love you so much.

1331
01:25:13,859 --> 01:25:14,943
Love you.

1332
01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:19,406
Cheers!

1333
01:25:19,489 --> 01:25:21,158
- To us!
- To us!

1334
01:25:49,353 --> 01:25:52,147
- I think we have to use that now.
- I know.

1335
01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:54,399
- Hey, aunt. Do you mind if I steal him?
- Yes?

1336
01:25:55,233 --> 01:25:57,903
- Not at all. Go ahead. Have fun.
- Do you mind?

1337
01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:01,114
Hey.

1338
01:26:02,866 --> 01:26:03,700
Hi.

1339
01:26:05,535 --> 01:26:06,787
Where's Beau?

1340
01:26:06,870 --> 01:26:07,996
He buggered off.

1341
01:26:08,747 --> 01:26:11,833
He said he saw a wave
he couldn't morally not surf.

1342
01:26:12,709 --> 01:26:13,543
I'm sorry.

1343
01:26:14,169 --> 01:26:15,545
It was never really anything.

1344
01:26:17,214 --> 01:26:18,215
And you and Bea.

1345
01:26:18,924 --> 01:26:21,051
She said you were just "situational."

1346
01:26:22,844 --> 01:26:24,054
She said that?

1347
01:26:33,271 --> 01:26:34,106
Yeah.

1348
01:26:36,942 --> 01:26:37,818
Are you good?

1349
01:26:37,901 --> 01:26:40,737
Yeah. We know
it's been a tough weekend for you.

1350
01:26:42,239 --> 01:26:43,407
I don't know.

1351
01:26:43,490 --> 01:26:45,575
And these last few days

1352
01:26:45,659 --> 01:26:48,662
really made me realize
how much I miss you.

1353
01:26:51,123 --> 01:26:53,417
Why don't you just go for a walk,
clear your head?

1354
01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:56,086
- Yeah. We'll go with you.
- No, we won't. No.

1355
01:26:56,169 --> 01:26:58,964
I love you, but this is our wedding, so...

1356
01:26:59,506 --> 01:27:00,424
Are you sure?

1357
01:27:00,507 --> 01:27:01,716
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1358
01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:04,761
I might go and do some people-watching.

1359
01:27:04,845 --> 01:27:05,846
Just not...

1360
01:27:07,180 --> 01:27:08,348
these people.

1361
01:27:11,601 --> 01:27:12,436
Thank you.

1362
01:27:18,316 --> 01:27:19,151
Bye.

1363
01:27:24,865 --> 01:27:25,699
Ben.

1364
01:27:31,955 --> 01:27:33,415
I wanted this for so long.

1365
01:27:36,084 --> 01:27:38,086
But I think
I'm just holding on to a memory.

1366
01:27:39,546 --> 01:27:40,714
And, also, I—

1367
01:27:44,885 --> 01:27:45,886
I'm sorry.

1368
01:27:46,678 --> 01:27:47,846
I'm so sorry.

1369
01:28:31,097 --> 01:28:33,558
- Never seen Bea like this before.
- Really?

1370
01:28:34,309 --> 01:28:36,811
You were the one who said
there's a thin line between love and hate.

1371
01:28:37,646 --> 01:28:40,232
I wasn't the first person
to say that, but, yeah.

1372
01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:41,399
I know it sounds crazy,

1373
01:28:41,483 --> 01:28:43,068
but even when they were
yapping at each other,

1374
01:28:43,151 --> 01:28:45,195
I've never seen Bea happier.

1375
01:28:45,278 --> 01:28:46,363
Same with Ben.

1376
01:28:47,697 --> 01:28:49,991
Hey, stepfather. May I have a word?

1377
01:28:50,075 --> 01:28:53,161
Yes, but make it quick, son.
I promised my lady a dance.

1378
01:28:53,245 --> 01:28:54,579
But don't tell your mother.

1379
01:28:56,414 --> 01:28:59,042
You're so clever.
You know who's also clever? Ben.

1380
01:29:00,168 --> 01:29:02,254
You know who else
would be perfect for Ben?

1381
01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:05,215
That mumbly girl who always
looks like she's got a secret.

1382
01:29:05,298 --> 01:29:07,592
- You know her name is Bea!
- That was a callback!

1383
01:29:07,676 --> 01:29:09,177
Will you stop?

1384
01:29:09,970 --> 01:29:10,971
Stop.

1385
01:29:12,138 --> 01:29:13,848
How ya going, mate? How ya going, Ben?

1386
01:29:13,932 --> 01:29:15,850
- And you too.
- What?

1387
01:29:15,934 --> 01:29:20,480
Just enough with the loud talking
and the overhearing. Just stop.

1388
01:29:20,564 --> 01:29:23,275
- We didn't know you were standing there.
- We didn't know you were listening.

1389
01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:24,401
We did.

1390
01:29:24,484 --> 01:29:27,153
- Squarely a performance for one.
- And we nailed it too.

1391
01:29:27,237 --> 01:29:28,280
What is with you people?

1392
01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:33,326
This entire weekend, I have been lied to
and manipulated and puppeteered.

1393
01:29:33,410 --> 01:29:35,203
I don't know what is real and what is not.

1394
01:29:35,287 --> 01:29:36,913
Mate, I know you're a little blurry,

1395
01:29:37,622 --> 01:29:39,666
but I meant
what I said up there about love.

1396
01:29:39,749 --> 01:29:41,710
It's too precious a resource to be wasted.

1397
01:29:44,045 --> 01:29:45,839
I haven't seen her. Is she...?

1398
01:29:45,922 --> 01:29:47,757
She went on a walk a while ago.

1399
01:29:47,841 --> 01:29:49,718
After she saw you kissing Margaret.

1400
01:29:50,677 --> 01:29:51,511
What?

1401
01:29:52,387 --> 01:29:55,265
No, I didn't kiss Margaret.
Margaret kissed me. I backed up.

1402
01:29:55,348 --> 01:29:57,517
- I don't wanna be with Margaret.
- Just stop it.

1403
01:29:57,601 --> 01:29:59,352
You gorgeous idiot.

1404
01:29:59,436 --> 01:30:02,480
Run. Don't wait on love. Fight for it.

1405
01:30:02,564 --> 01:30:04,941
And don't worry about the age difference.

1406
01:30:05,025 --> 01:30:05,859
I'm 29.

1407
01:30:06,610 --> 01:30:08,820
Honey, no one's 29.

1408
01:30:08,903 --> 01:30:10,238
Do you know where she went?

1409
01:30:10,322 --> 01:30:12,907
She wanted to walk around,
do some people-watching.

1410
01:30:12,991 --> 01:30:15,285
That's what she said? People-watching?

1411
01:30:15,368 --> 01:30:18,371
I think it was more of a euphemism
for crying alone.

1412
01:30:19,623 --> 01:30:20,874
No. It's not.

1413
01:30:22,250 --> 01:30:23,877
I think I know where she might be.

1414
01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:25,545
Then good God, man, go get her.

1415
01:30:25,629 --> 01:30:28,214
Scour the city, block by block.
Scan the grid.

1416
01:30:28,298 --> 01:30:29,883
First north-south, then east-west.

1417
01:30:29,966 --> 01:30:32,594
- Leo, I know exactly where she is.
- That makes it a lot easier.

1418
01:30:39,392 --> 01:30:41,353
I just need to find my moving train.

1419
01:30:44,356 --> 01:30:45,690
What's going on here?

1420
01:30:45,774 --> 01:30:47,400
- Is that coffee?
- Yeah.

1421
01:30:48,234 --> 01:30:49,319
Okay.

1422
01:30:52,697 --> 01:30:56,159
Call Harbour Rescue!

1423
01:30:57,994 --> 01:31:00,163
Ben! Oh, my God!

1424
01:31:07,253 --> 01:31:08,713
- Nose to toes.
- What? No!

1425
01:31:08,797 --> 01:31:10,048
- Oh, God.
- Are you crazy?

1426
01:31:39,828 --> 01:31:41,121
I need to ask you a favor.

1427
01:31:51,131 --> 01:31:53,550
I am unwritten

1428
01:32:26,499 --> 01:32:29,335
Why don't you just pick people up by boat?

1429
01:32:29,419 --> 01:32:30,754
Just go get the girl.

1430
01:32:31,838 --> 01:32:32,839
Thank you.

1431
01:32:43,057 --> 01:32:44,058
Excuse me!

1432
01:32:44,642 --> 01:32:45,643
Excuse me!

1433
01:32:59,115 --> 01:33:00,742
I didn't kiss Margaret. She kissed me.

1434
01:33:00,825 --> 01:33:02,869
I know that's a bullshit excuse,
but it's true.

1435
01:33:04,871 --> 01:33:06,790
I couldn't find a moving train.

1436
01:33:06,873 --> 01:33:08,541
Sorry, it's the best I could do.

1437
01:33:09,334 --> 01:33:11,002
Are you out of your mind?

1438
01:33:11,085 --> 01:33:12,086
Yeah.

1439
01:33:12,170 --> 01:33:14,297
Because it's been two years since we met

1440
01:33:14,380 --> 01:33:16,341
and I haven't spent
every single day with you.

1441
01:33:16,424 --> 01:33:18,051
That's the sign of a crazy person.

1442
01:33:18,885 --> 01:33:21,596
I hated you.
I didn't really give you a choice.

1443
01:33:21,679 --> 01:33:23,056
I definitely didn't hate you.

1444
01:33:23,139 --> 01:33:25,016
Even though you called me a bitch.

1445
01:33:25,099 --> 01:33:26,893
I said you were acting like a bitch.

1446
01:33:26,976 --> 01:33:28,102
No, I was a bitch.

1447
01:33:29,479 --> 01:33:31,731
The way I handled everything.
The way I handled the first night.

1448
01:33:31,815 --> 01:33:33,107
The way I handled last night.

1449
01:33:34,275 --> 01:33:35,693
Yeah, it wasn't really awesome.

1450
01:33:36,820 --> 01:33:38,071
Why did you leave?

1451
01:33:39,447 --> 01:33:41,032
I thought you were gonna regret it.

1452
01:33:41,741 --> 01:33:44,619
And I couldn't face the idea
of losing someone else that I...

1453
01:33:46,162 --> 01:33:47,288
I really loved.

1454
01:33:49,999 --> 01:33:52,919
Last night was the first thing
I haven't regretted in a long time.

1455
01:33:56,339 --> 01:33:57,924
I love the way we fight.

1456
01:33:58,007 --> 01:34:00,051
I love how smart you are.

1457
01:34:00,134 --> 01:34:03,596
I love the weird way
you stick your hands down my pants.

1458
01:34:03,680 --> 01:34:06,349
And I love how you know
what you don't want.

1459
01:34:07,684 --> 01:34:08,893
And if it's not me...

1460
01:34:09,894 --> 01:34:14,190
if I don't check all your boxes,
if I'm not the one, I get it.

1461
01:34:16,359 --> 01:34:19,529
But that would really,
really fucking suck.

1462
01:34:26,035 --> 01:34:27,704
So you gonna kiss me now?

1463
01:34:29,831 --> 01:34:31,749
Yeah. I am.

1464
01:34:45,388 --> 01:34:47,932
That's a lot of running for Mr. No Cardio.

1465
01:34:48,016 --> 01:34:50,059
Yeah, I'm dying. I need some air.

1466
01:35:23,217 --> 01:35:26,137
I am unwritten

1467
01:35:26,220 --> 01:35:28,473
Can't read my mind

1468
01:35:28,556 --> 01:35:30,725
I'm undefined

1469
01:35:32,769 --> 01:35:35,605
I'm just beginning

1470
01:35:35,688 --> 01:35:38,107
The pen's in my hand

1471
01:35:38,191 --> 01:35:40,818
Ending's unplanned

1472
01:35:41,694 --> 01:35:45,073
Staring at the blank page before you

1473
01:35:45,156 --> 01:35:47,492
Open up the dirty window

1474
01:35:47,575 --> 01:35:51,204
Let the sun illuminate
The words that you could not find...

1475
01:35:51,287 --> 01:35:54,207
How do you know my serenity song?
How do they know my serenity song?

1476
01:35:54,749 --> 01:35:57,085
So close you can almost taste it

1477
01:35:57,168 --> 01:35:59,170
Release your inhibitions

1478
01:35:59,253 --> 01:36:01,381
Feel the rain on your skin

1479
01:36:01,464 --> 01:36:03,883
No one else can feel it for you

1480
01:36:03,967 --> 01:36:06,219
Only you can let it in

1481
01:36:06,302 --> 01:36:08,346
No one else, no one else

1482
01:36:08,429 --> 01:36:11,099
Can speak the words on your lips

1483
01:36:11,182 --> 01:36:13,518
Drench yourself in words unspoken

1484
01:36:13,601 --> 01:36:15,853
Live your life with arms wide open

1485
01:36:15,937 --> 01:36:18,856
Today is where your book begins

1486
01:36:18,940 --> 01:36:21,609
The rest is still unwritten

1487
01:36:23,194 --> 01:36:26,030
I break tradition

1488
01:36:26,114 --> 01:36:28,324
Sometimes my tries

1489
01:36:28,408 --> 01:36:32,328
Are outside the lines, yeah

1490
01:36:32,412 --> 01:36:35,540
We've been conditioned

1491
01:36:35,623 --> 01:36:37,250
To not make mistakes

1492
01:36:37,875 --> 01:36:40,962
But I can't live that way

1493
01:36:41,754 --> 01:36:44,924
Staring at the blank page before you

1494
01:36:45,008 --> 01:36:47,260
Open up the dirty window

1495
01:36:47,343 --> 01:36:51,347
Let the sun illuminate
The words that you could not find

1496
01:36:51,431 --> 01:36:54,684
Reaching for something in the distance

1497
01:36:54,767 --> 01:36:56,978
So close you can almost taste it

1498
01:36:57,061 --> 01:36:58,980
Please leave me alone.

1499
01:36:59,063 --> 01:37:01,607
Feel the rain on your skin

1500
01:37:01,691 --> 01:37:03,693
No one else can feel it for you

1501
01:37:06,571 --> 01:37:08,489
No one else, no one else

1502
01:37:08,573 --> 01:37:10,908
Can speak the words on your lips

1503
01:37:10,992 --> 01:37:13,494
Drench yourself in words unspoken

1504
01:37:13,578 --> 01:37:15,997
Live your life with arms wide open

1505
01:37:16,080 --> 01:37:18,916
Today is where your book begins

1506
01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:21,461
The rest is still unwritten

1507
01:37:21,544 --> 01:37:24,589
Sorry you almost called off your wedding
because of all of our bullshit.

1508
01:37:24,672 --> 01:37:26,382
- What?
- What?

1509
01:37:26,466 --> 01:37:28,342
- I saw you arguing on the porch.
- Oh, no, no.

1510
01:37:28,426 --> 01:37:31,262
We staged a fake fight
so you guys would feel bad and make up.

1511
01:37:31,345 --> 01:37:33,556
Are you marrying
your precious itinerary or me?

1512
01:37:33,639 --> 01:37:36,517
Well, if that's how you feel,
I don't know why we're doing this anymore.

1513
01:37:38,644 --> 01:37:39,729
Thank you very much.

1514
01:37:39,812 --> 01:37:40,813
Puppets.

1515
01:37:41,397 --> 01:37:44,233
- We're just puppets.
- Yep.

1516
01:37:44,317 --> 01:37:47,612
Staring at the blank page before you

1517
01:37:47,695 --> 01:37:49,989
Open up the dirty window

1518
01:37:50,073 --> 01:37:53,951
Let the sun illuminate
The words that you could not find

1519
01:37:54,035 --> 01:37:57,038
Reaching for something in the distance

1520
01:37:57,121 --> 01:37:59,457
So close you can almost taste it

1521
01:38:05,088 --> 01:38:07,632
Feel the rain on your skin

1522
01:38:07,715 --> 01:38:12,178
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in

1523
01:38:12,261 --> 01:38:14,680
No one else, no one else

1524
01:38:14,764 --> 01:38:17,141
Can speak the words on your lips

1525
01:38:17,225 --> 01:38:19,727
Drench yourself in words unspoken

1526
01:38:19,811 --> 01:38:22,105
Live your life with arms wide open

1527
01:38:22,188 --> 01:38:24,982
Today is where your book begins

1528
01:38:25,066 --> 01:38:27,527
The rest is still unwritten

