1 00:01:13,217 --> 00:01:14,610 All aboard, girls! 2 00:01:16,003 --> 00:01:17,787 Bye! 3 00:01:55,172 --> 00:01:57,260 - Welcome home, honey! - Hi, Daddy! 4 00:01:57,261 --> 00:01:58,392 Hi, Mom! 5 00:01:58,393 --> 00:02:00,133 - Mom! - Hi! 6 00:02:00,134 --> 00:02:02,440 Hi! 7 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,747 Wait. Did you get taller? 8 00:02:05,748 --> 00:02:07,531 - Yes, I did. - Wow. 9 00:02:07,532 --> 00:02:09,055 So good. Okay. Oh, here it is. 10 00:02:09,056 --> 00:02:10,578 - Let's get your trunk. - Yes. 11 00:02:10,579 --> 00:02:13,320 I double-parked the car and they're already mad at me. 12 00:02:13,321 --> 00:02:15,235 - What car? - Oh, we bought a car. 13 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:16,801 - We bought got a car? - Yeah! 14 00:02:16,802 --> 00:02:18,499 - What for? - I'll explain later. 15 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:19,804 It's that big blue one right over there. 16 00:02:19,805 --> 00:02:21,284 In the middle of the road. 17 00:02:21,285 --> 00:02:22,807 - Hey, lady, you kidding me? - Sorry! 18 00:02:22,808 --> 00:02:23,983 - Sorry, we're going. One second. - There's my girl! 19 00:02:23,984 --> 00:02:25,680 Grandma! 20 00:02:25,681 --> 00:02:27,595 Ah! 21 00:02:27,596 --> 00:02:30,206 - Oh, God, I missed you! - Me, too! 22 00:02:30,207 --> 00:02:31,773 Lady, you can't stop in the middle of the street. Let's go! 23 00:02:31,774 --> 00:02:33,122 - I'm sorry. Promise, two more seconds. - Come on, lady. 24 00:02:33,123 --> 00:02:34,254 Welcome home gift. 25 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:35,864 - Oh, you made this? - From scratch. 26 00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:37,126 - Aw! - It's cashmere. 27 00:02:37,127 --> 00:02:38,214 I did everything 28 00:02:38,215 --> 00:02:39,737 but shave the goat. 29 00:02:39,738 --> 00:02:41,174 - Margaret! Can you just... - Let's go, ladies. 30 00:02:41,175 --> 00:02:43,567 I'm so sorry. Yeah, get the bottom there. 31 00:02:43,568 --> 00:02:45,830 - Okay. You got it. - Here we go. Okay. 32 00:02:45,831 --> 00:02:47,528 - Right on, girls. - All right, here we go. 33 00:02:47,529 --> 00:02:49,356 - Oh, God. - Heavy. 34 00:02:49,357 --> 00:02:50,705 Watch out for the... 35 00:02:50,706 --> 00:02:53,099 - Watch out for the bike. - Oh, God. 36 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:54,839 Here we go. 37 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,059 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. I would've done it. 38 00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:58,278 Oh, hi! 39 00:02:58,279 --> 00:03:00,193 I would've done it. Please, please. 40 00:03:00,194 --> 00:03:02,412 - Oh, my God. Amazing. - We got it. 41 00:03:02,413 --> 00:03:04,849 - Dad! - Hello! Oh, my goodness! 42 00:03:04,850 --> 00:03:07,287 - I'm so glad to see you. - Me, too! 43 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:08,723 Look at that! What happened? 44 00:03:08,724 --> 00:03:10,464 - So, how was camp? - It was amazing. 45 00:03:10,465 --> 00:03:11,552 - So, you were in a play? - Yep! 46 00:03:11,553 --> 00:03:13,554 Oh, my God. That's incredible. 47 00:03:13,555 --> 00:03:14,990 - What are those boxes for? - Don't worry about that. 48 00:03:14,991 --> 00:03:16,078 I want to hear more about camp. 49 00:03:16,079 --> 00:03:17,253 What else did you learn? 50 00:03:17,254 --> 00:03:18,814 - What else did you do? - You're moving. 51 00:03:20,518 --> 00:03:21,779 - What? - Really, Mom? 52 00:03:21,780 --> 00:03:23,434 - Sylvia. You promised. - Oh, wow. 53 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,044 We're moving? 54 00:03:25,045 --> 00:03:26,393 Look, it's... Look, we we're... 55 00:03:26,394 --> 00:03:27,916 She saw the boxes. 56 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:29,309 - She was putting it together. - I don't think she was. 57 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:30,701 - We're moving? - Okay. 58 00:03:30,702 --> 00:03:32,225 Just... 59 00:03:32,226 --> 00:03:34,270 Look, we wanted you to settle in 60 00:03:34,271 --> 00:03:35,924 before we sprung the news. 61 00:03:35,925 --> 00:03:38,100 But, um, your dad got his promotion. 62 00:03:38,101 --> 00:03:40,407 - Yeah. Isn't that great? - And we found 63 00:03:40,408 --> 00:03:41,495 - this great house. - Oh, the best house. 64 00:03:41,496 --> 00:03:42,974 - The best house. - Where? 65 00:03:42,975 --> 00:03:45,586 Well, that's the thing. We got really lucky. And... 66 00:03:45,587 --> 00:03:47,632 - New Jersey. - Ah... 67 00:03:49,069 --> 00:03:51,418 - New Jersey? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 68 00:03:51,419 --> 00:03:53,376 I said I'd stay out of it. 69 00:03:53,377 --> 00:03:55,030 We're leaving New York? 70 00:03:55,031 --> 00:03:57,076 Barely leaving New York. 71 00:03:57,077 --> 00:03:58,903 It's just on the other side of the river. 72 00:03:58,904 --> 00:04:00,123 But... 73 00:04:01,429 --> 00:04:03,386 But we're happy here. We don't need to move. 74 00:04:03,387 --> 00:04:05,693 No, we don't need to move but we want to move. Right? 75 00:04:05,694 --> 00:04:07,086 I don't. 76 00:04:07,087 --> 00:04:10,089 I'll have to leave all of my friends 77 00:04:10,090 --> 00:04:11,916 and change schools 78 00:04:11,917 --> 00:04:14,093 and I'll never see Grandma anymore. 79 00:04:14,094 --> 00:04:15,746 That is not true. 80 00:04:15,747 --> 00:04:17,444 Look, you're going to keep all your friends here 81 00:04:17,445 --> 00:04:20,882 and you're going to make more friends. And listen to this. 82 00:04:20,883 --> 00:04:22,276 I'm not going to work anymore. 83 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:25,539 Do you know what that means? 84 00:04:25,540 --> 00:04:28,107 That means that I'm not going to be gone all the time. 85 00:04:28,108 --> 00:04:30,718 Running from class to class. 86 00:04:30,719 --> 00:04:33,765 God. Do you know how bad I felt about that? 87 00:04:35,115 --> 00:04:37,117 But you love teaching art. 88 00:04:38,335 --> 00:04:42,686 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do, I do, but... 89 00:04:42,687 --> 00:04:45,429 But this is, this is our opportunity. 90 00:04:46,517 --> 00:04:48,083 I'll be home now. 91 00:04:48,084 --> 00:04:51,826 I can be home with you every single day. 92 00:04:51,827 --> 00:04:53,436 I'll get involved at your school, 93 00:04:53,437 --> 00:04:55,482 just like all your friends' moms. 94 00:04:55,483 --> 00:04:58,746 And we'll have family dinners and I'll learn to cook. 95 00:05:00,792 --> 00:05:02,011 I know it's a lot. 96 00:05:03,273 --> 00:05:04,970 Can you just try to believe us? 97 00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:09,105 Yeah. 98 00:05:11,063 --> 00:05:12,064 Mmm. 99 00:05:13,762 --> 00:05:15,893 I love you so much. Come here. 100 00:05:15,894 --> 00:05:20,115 Come here. You, too. And you, Sylvia. 101 00:05:20,116 --> 00:05:22,509 - Sylvia. Come on. - Come on, Mom. Come on. 102 00:05:22,510 --> 00:05:25,076 Come on. You know you want to. 103 00:05:25,077 --> 00:05:26,295 Faster. 104 00:05:26,296 --> 00:05:28,776 Okay, okay, I'm coming, I'm coming. 105 00:05:28,777 --> 00:05:30,909 - There we go. - Oh, my darling. 106 00:05:32,128 --> 00:05:34,042 I'm never going to see you again. 107 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:35,609 Oh, Jesus. 108 00:05:35,610 --> 00:05:38,742 - Wow. - So dramatic all the time. 109 00:05:38,743 --> 00:05:40,091 What are you taking her over there 110 00:05:40,092 --> 00:05:41,484 with the schmucks and the condos 111 00:05:41,485 --> 00:05:42,833 on the other side of the Hudson? 112 00:05:42,834 --> 00:05:43,921 But we're not going to be in a condo. 113 00:05:43,922 --> 00:05:45,314 And those mafia diners, 114 00:05:45,315 --> 00:05:46,533 where they shoot each other... 115 00:06:07,946 --> 00:06:09,818 God... 116 00:06:22,396 --> 00:06:23,571 God? 117 00:06:28,576 --> 00:06:30,012 Are you there, God? 118 00:06:31,274 --> 00:06:35,626 It's me... Margaret Simon. 119 00:06:38,586 --> 00:06:39,761 Um... 120 00:06:42,372 --> 00:06:44,244 I just wanted... Well... 121 00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:48,552 First, I've, I've heard a lot of great things about you. 122 00:06:52,774 --> 00:06:55,166 I don't want to move. 123 00:06:55,167 --> 00:06:57,866 I've never lived anywhere but the city, and... 124 00:06:58,997 --> 00:07:01,303 I... I don't want to do this. 125 00:07:01,304 --> 00:07:03,479 Please, I'm begging you. 126 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:06,091 Just please, just stop this move from happening. 127 00:07:10,792 --> 00:07:14,274 Um, if... if you can't do that... 128 00:07:16,580 --> 00:07:20,454 Just please don't let New Jersey be too horrible. 129 00:07:52,442 --> 00:07:55,140 - You're gonna have to hurry up, all right? - Okay, Dad! 130 00:08:17,467 --> 00:08:19,948 Okay, you. You need some light. 131 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:24,344 Oh, God. 132 00:08:25,170 --> 00:08:26,954 They smell bad? 133 00:08:26,955 --> 00:08:28,869 Oh, they don't smell good, honey. 134 00:08:28,870 --> 00:08:32,481 - You're going to be there very soon. - Believe me. 135 00:08:32,482 --> 00:08:33,657 I'll get it. 136 00:08:36,356 --> 00:08:37,660 I already know your name's Margaret 137 00:08:37,661 --> 00:08:38,922 and you're in sixth grade. 138 00:08:38,923 --> 00:08:40,489 The real estate agent sent out, 139 00:08:40,490 --> 00:08:42,317 like, a tiny flyer about you to the whole neighborhood. 140 00:08:42,318 --> 00:08:44,189 It was, like, this big and it had your picture. 141 00:08:44,973 --> 00:08:46,582 Oh, okay. 142 00:08:46,583 --> 00:08:48,802 I'm Nancy. I'm in sixth grade, too. 143 00:08:48,803 --> 00:08:49,977 Do you want to come over to my house 144 00:08:49,978 --> 00:08:51,587 and run under the sprinklers with me? 145 00:08:51,588 --> 00:08:54,024 Oh. I don't know. 146 00:08:54,025 --> 00:08:55,722 You don't know? 147 00:08:55,723 --> 00:08:59,552 Oh, no, no, no. I just mean I'll have to ask. 148 00:08:59,553 --> 00:09:01,337 Um, just a second. 149 00:09:02,904 --> 00:09:04,208 - Mom? - Yeah? 150 00:09:04,209 --> 00:09:05,732 There's a girl from the neighborhood 151 00:09:05,733 --> 00:09:07,560 who asked if I could go under the sprinklers with her. 152 00:09:07,561 --> 00:09:09,953 Oh, that's great. Yeah. 153 00:09:09,954 --> 00:09:11,477 I need my bathing suit. 154 00:09:11,478 --> 00:09:12,869 Good luck finding it in here. 155 00:09:12,870 --> 00:09:15,046 That's all right. She can borrow one of mine. 156 00:09:16,483 --> 00:09:18,527 Oh, hello. 157 00:09:18,528 --> 00:09:21,225 Nancy Wheeler. I live in the bigger house up the street. 158 00:09:21,226 --> 00:09:22,271 Come on, let's go. 159 00:09:28,799 --> 00:09:30,800 Whose class are you in at Delano? 160 00:09:30,801 --> 00:09:32,063 Um... 161 00:09:33,151 --> 00:09:35,152 The letter said "Room 18." 162 00:09:35,153 --> 00:09:37,416 I'm in room 18, too! 163 00:09:37,417 --> 00:09:38,808 We were supposed to have Miss Phipps, 164 00:09:38,809 --> 00:09:40,854 but she ran off with some guy to California, 165 00:09:40,855 --> 00:09:42,203 so we're going to get a new teacher now. 166 00:09:42,204 --> 00:09:44,424 Come on. Room's upstairs. 167 00:09:49,646 --> 00:09:50,646 Voila. 168 00:09:52,214 --> 00:09:53,433 My bathing suit's over here. 169 00:09:55,739 --> 00:09:57,479 Um... 170 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,003 - Here. It's clean. - Thanks. 171 00:10:00,004 --> 00:10:02,442 - Where should I change? - What's wrong with here? 172 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,402 Nothing. I don't mind if you don't mind. 173 00:10:07,403 --> 00:10:08,883 Why would I mind? 174 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:24,986 You're still flat. 175 00:10:25,682 --> 00:10:26,726 Um... 176 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:29,164 Well, I'm already growing. See? 177 00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:31,950 I'm going to have a pretty big chest. 178 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:36,475 You know, coming from New York, 179 00:10:36,476 --> 00:10:38,477 I thought you'd be a lot more grown up. 180 00:10:38,478 --> 00:10:39,609 Have you ever kissed a boy? 181 00:10:40,958 --> 00:10:43,656 You mean, like, really kiss? Like, on the lips? 182 00:10:43,657 --> 00:10:45,485 Yeah. Have you? 183 00:10:46,268 --> 00:10:48,269 Not exactly. 184 00:10:48,270 --> 00:10:51,011 Neither have I, but I practice a lot. 185 00:10:51,012 --> 00:10:52,492 You want to see? 186 00:11:13,817 --> 00:11:15,209 What? 187 00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:16,384 - Sorry. - You have to practice 188 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,126 or else you won't be a good kisser. 189 00:11:19,736 --> 00:11:20,998 Ready to go? 190 00:11:21,912 --> 00:11:22,999 Sure. 191 00:11:24,175 --> 00:11:26,047 Follow the leader. 192 00:11:27,744 --> 00:11:28,919 Yeah, watch me. 193 00:11:42,237 --> 00:11:43,891 - I'm a supermodel. - Okay. 194 00:11:49,113 --> 00:11:51,724 - Evan, you stupid idiot! - I'm sorry. 195 00:11:51,725 --> 00:11:53,247 You're such a great model, by the way. 196 00:11:53,248 --> 00:11:54,335 Who are they? 197 00:11:54,336 --> 00:11:55,510 It's my dumb brother 198 00:11:55,511 --> 00:11:56,555 - and his stupid friend. - Hey. 199 00:11:56,556 --> 00:11:58,469 - Mom! - That was uncalled for. 200 00:11:58,470 --> 00:11:59,515 Who are you? 201 00:12:00,734 --> 00:12:03,170 Margaret. Um, we moved in down the street. 202 00:12:03,171 --> 00:12:04,693 Oh, so you're the new people? 203 00:12:04,694 --> 00:12:06,260 Ask your dad if he wants me to cut the lawn. 204 00:12:06,261 --> 00:12:07,696 Five bucks, and I trim, too. 205 00:12:07,697 --> 00:12:10,047 Evan! Get over here right now! 206 00:12:11,005 --> 00:12:12,310 - I got to go. - Dude... 207 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,930 Got to get us more birdseed. 208 00:12:23,713 --> 00:12:25,540 Yeah. 209 00:12:25,541 --> 00:12:28,587 My name's Moose. Moose Freed. I live down the street, too. 210 00:12:28,588 --> 00:12:29,632 Um... 211 00:12:30,981 --> 00:12:32,155 Yeah, but don't forget to ask your dad 212 00:12:32,156 --> 00:12:33,680 about the lawn thingy. 213 00:12:34,419 --> 00:12:36,073 Yeah. I won't. 214 00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:39,119 Oh, now I got to go see Evan. 215 00:12:43,559 --> 00:12:45,168 Sorry you got stuck with Moose. 216 00:12:45,169 --> 00:12:47,041 Oh, that's okay. 217 00:12:47,911 --> 00:12:50,434 Anyways, listen, Margaret. 218 00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:52,959 I've decided I want you to join my secret club. 219 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,439 There's three of us and I'm letting in one more. 220 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,658 But you can't wear socks 221 00:12:56,659 --> 00:12:58,179 or else the others might not want you. 222 00:12:58,748 --> 00:12:59,749 Oh. 223 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:01,881 See you later. 224 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,757 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret, again. 225 00:13:13,545 --> 00:13:15,155 It's the first day of school tomorrow. 226 00:13:15,156 --> 00:13:16,722 I met this girl, Nancy. 227 00:13:16,723 --> 00:13:19,115 I don't really know if she liked me. 228 00:13:19,116 --> 00:13:24,600 I think she just expected me to be different or something. 229 00:13:26,428 --> 00:13:30,126 Anyway, well, it did get me thinking. 230 00:13:30,127 --> 00:13:33,564 Maybe it is time for... 231 00:13:33,565 --> 00:13:37,307 things to be happening around here? 232 00:13:39,006 --> 00:13:40,050 Come in. 233 00:13:41,225 --> 00:13:43,618 Look. 234 00:13:43,619 --> 00:13:45,011 Anyway, just think about what I mentioned. 235 00:13:45,012 --> 00:13:46,186 It was in with the bathroom stuff. 236 00:13:46,187 --> 00:13:47,666 I found this, too, if you need it. 237 00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:48,754 Thanks, God. 238 00:13:48,755 --> 00:13:50,538 - Thanks, Mom. - Mmm-hmm. 239 00:13:52,846 --> 00:13:54,890 Oh, wow, look at you. 240 00:13:54,891 --> 00:13:57,545 Are you ready for your first day? How you feeling? 241 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,373 It's going to be great, right? 242 00:13:59,374 --> 00:14:02,898 And if it's not great, first days don't count anyways. 243 00:14:02,899 --> 00:14:04,204 - Right? - Exactly. 244 00:14:04,205 --> 00:14:05,553 - All right. See you later. - Bye! 245 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:08,251 - Bye! - Did I not unpack your socks? 246 00:14:08,252 --> 00:14:11,124 Oh, um, uh... 247 00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:12,212 I don't want socks. 248 00:14:12,213 --> 00:14:14,170 Why? You'll get blisters. 249 00:14:14,171 --> 00:14:15,607 I just don't. 250 00:14:16,478 --> 00:14:18,435 Okay. 251 00:14:19,829 --> 00:14:21,222 Oh. Oh, wait. Dad! 252 00:14:23,006 --> 00:14:25,225 - Hey, hey, Dad! - Yeah! 253 00:14:25,226 --> 00:14:26,618 - Hey. Um... - Hey. 254 00:14:28,142 --> 00:14:29,316 I forgot to ask you. 255 00:14:29,317 --> 00:14:30,883 Um, a boy named Moose asked 256 00:14:30,884 --> 00:14:33,102 if he can cut our lawn for five bucks. 257 00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:35,757 Moose? Well, tell him thanks, but no, thanks. 258 00:14:35,758 --> 00:14:37,150 I just got a new power mower 259 00:14:37,151 --> 00:14:39,152 and I'm really excited for the grass to grow. 260 00:14:40,937 --> 00:14:42,851 - All right. Knock 'em dead today, all right, sweetie? - Okay. 261 00:14:42,852 --> 00:14:44,506 - Okay. - Bye. 262 00:14:46,464 --> 00:14:48,584 I just need to warn you one more time about the socks. 263 00:15:13,535 --> 00:15:14,710 Oh, Margaret's here. 264 00:15:20,237 --> 00:15:23,674 Hello. Good, I thought you'd forget. 265 00:15:23,675 --> 00:15:24,806 Guys, this is Margaret, 266 00:15:24,807 --> 00:15:26,242 the one I was telling you about. 267 00:15:26,243 --> 00:15:28,462 - Margaret, this is Janie. - Hi, nice to meet you. 268 00:15:28,463 --> 00:15:30,507 - Yeah, you, too. - And this is Gretchen. 269 00:15:30,508 --> 00:15:33,336 - So, you're the fourth. - Yeah. 270 00:15:33,337 --> 00:15:35,425 Well, you're lucky we saved you a seat. 271 00:15:35,426 --> 00:15:37,951 Or else you'd be sitting next to Norman Fisher. 272 00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:42,345 Ugh. 273 00:15:42,346 --> 00:15:44,784 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, don't look. 274 00:15:45,872 --> 00:15:48,525 Philip Leroy just walked in. 275 00:15:48,526 --> 00:15:51,311 I was praying so hard he'd be in our class. 276 00:15:51,312 --> 00:15:52,574 Who's Philip Leroy? 277 00:15:53,401 --> 00:15:54,663 Take a guess. 278 00:16:03,193 --> 00:16:04,281 Is that our teacher? 279 00:16:05,369 --> 00:16:08,197 Her? No. 280 00:16:08,198 --> 00:16:10,853 That's Laura Danker. Stay away from her, okay? 281 00:16:11,723 --> 00:16:13,028 My brother says that 282 00:16:13,029 --> 00:16:15,248 she goes behind the A with him and Moose 283 00:16:15,249 --> 00:16:17,555 and lets them feel her up. 284 00:16:24,562 --> 00:16:26,476 Good morning, class. 285 00:16:26,477 --> 00:16:27,956 First, let me introduce myself. 286 00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:30,480 I am Mr. Benedict. 287 00:16:30,481 --> 00:16:32,832 And I'm your new sixth grade teacher. 288 00:16:34,398 --> 00:16:35,921 Please complete the following sentences 289 00:16:35,922 --> 00:16:39,228 so we can get to know each other a little better, yeah? 290 00:16:39,229 --> 00:16:42,798 Now, I'll begin, just to start things off for you guys. 291 00:16:43,886 --> 00:16:45,278 I love that I'm finally 292 00:16:45,279 --> 00:16:47,455 getting to be a teacher for the first time. 293 00:16:49,283 --> 00:16:50,284 I hate... 294 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,459 feeling self-conscious 295 00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:53,852 trying not to feel self-conscious because 296 00:16:53,853 --> 00:16:56,419 then you only feel more self-conscious 297 00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:57,594 and then you're blabbing in front of 298 00:16:57,595 --> 00:16:58,944 a whole bunch of kids. Um... 299 00:16:58,945 --> 00:17:01,730 I'm looking forward to the year with you all. 300 00:17:02,470 --> 00:17:04,211 Okay, uh, your turn. 301 00:17:14,482 --> 00:17:15,613 Pass it on. 302 00:17:28,409 --> 00:17:30,454 Yes. Okay. 303 00:17:37,592 --> 00:17:39,681 Can any of you go in here? 304 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,033 Ugh, no. 305 00:17:45,252 --> 00:17:46,862 Back in the box. 306 00:18:01,007 --> 00:18:04,618 Okay. All right. Enough. 307 00:18:04,619 --> 00:18:06,403 Enough, enough, enough. 308 00:18:19,851 --> 00:18:21,548 - Hello? - Guess who? 309 00:18:21,549 --> 00:18:23,812 Oh. Sylvia, hi. Um... 310 00:18:25,031 --> 00:18:27,555 - Margaret's not home yet. - It's 3:32. 311 00:18:28,034 --> 00:18:29,556 Yeah? 312 00:18:29,557 --> 00:18:32,689 You said she's out at 3:15 and the walk is ten minutes. 313 00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:34,474 Yes, I did say that. But, well... 314 00:18:34,475 --> 00:18:35,779 I'm sure she'll be 315 00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,420 walking through that door any minute now. 316 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,131 Well... 317 00:18:39,132 --> 00:18:41,873 Okay. I guess I'll just wait. 318 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:43,875 Okay. 319 00:18:47,009 --> 00:18:48,749 So, how are you? 320 00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:52,231 I am fine. I'm good. Yes. 321 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,450 - And how are you? - Oh, fine. 322 00:18:54,451 --> 00:18:56,887 I read that when you don't have any loved ones around 323 00:18:56,888 --> 00:18:59,368 your life expectancy drops drastically, 324 00:18:59,369 --> 00:19:00,935 but, you know, I've had a good run. 325 00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:05,896 You have. You really have. Um... 326 00:19:05,897 --> 00:19:08,030 Margaret is here. Just a second. 327 00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:11,251 - It's Grandma. - Oh. Where's the Band-Aids? 328 00:19:12,034 --> 00:19:13,600 Mmm. 329 00:19:13,601 --> 00:19:15,341 - Grandma! - Honey! 330 00:19:15,342 --> 00:19:17,691 How's New Jersey? Are you okay? 331 00:19:17,692 --> 00:19:19,606 You can tell me the truth. 332 00:19:19,607 --> 00:19:21,087 You know, it's actually not that bad. 333 00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:26,047 Well, that's great news! Wonderful news. 334 00:19:26,048 --> 00:19:27,657 Anyway, I was thinking 335 00:19:27,658 --> 00:19:30,617 that you could come visit the weekend after next. 336 00:19:30,618 --> 00:19:32,140 I'll get tickets to a show. 337 00:19:32,141 --> 00:19:33,620 You can stay overnight, 338 00:19:33,621 --> 00:19:35,404 we'll have a little slumber party. 339 00:19:35,405 --> 00:19:36,666 That could be fun, right? 340 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,190 Oh, I'd love that. 341 00:19:38,191 --> 00:19:40,627 Oh, I knew you would. Great. 342 00:19:40,628 --> 00:19:42,498 And I'll tell your mother it was your idea. 343 00:19:42,499 --> 00:19:44,239 - Okay? - Okay. 344 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:47,199 - Bye. Bye. - Bye, sweetheart. 345 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,592 - Bye. - Love you. 346 00:19:52,814 --> 00:19:54,945 Hey, Mom, can I go Nancy's? 347 00:19:54,946 --> 00:19:56,947 Right now? But you just got home. 348 00:19:56,948 --> 00:19:58,340 I haven't even heard about your day yet. 349 00:19:58,341 --> 00:20:01,213 - I know, but can I go? - Can I have one word? 350 00:20:01,214 --> 00:20:03,215 Ugh... Uh? 351 00:20:03,216 --> 00:20:04,346 Is that a word? 352 00:20:04,347 --> 00:20:07,175 - Can I go? Bye. - Yes, yes, okay, go. 353 00:20:07,176 --> 00:20:09,351 - I love you. Bye! - Bye! 354 00:20:09,352 --> 00:20:12,311 Freddy was like, "Boom, boom, look at me!" 355 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,921 He's like, "Make up your mind!" 356 00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:15,531 - She wants attention. - Obviously. 357 00:20:15,532 --> 00:20:17,490 I know. With her "boobala joobeelee." 358 00:20:17,491 --> 00:20:19,492 Hi! 359 00:20:19,493 --> 00:20:21,450 We were talking about Laura Danker again. 360 00:20:21,451 --> 00:20:24,627 Yeah. And how she got even bigger over the summer. 361 00:20:24,628 --> 00:20:27,108 Yeah, she looked so grown up. 362 00:20:27,109 --> 00:20:29,023 You know she's worn a bra since fourth grade? 363 00:20:29,024 --> 00:20:30,894 And I bet you a dollar she gets her period, too. 364 00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:32,766 Well, I know for sure someone in the school does. 365 00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:35,116 - How? - I always check the bins. 366 00:20:35,117 --> 00:20:36,987 - You know those little bins in the stall? - Mmm. 367 00:20:36,988 --> 00:20:39,382 All right. Let's get down to business, huh? 368 00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:41,688 - First of all... - Thanks. 369 00:20:41,689 --> 00:20:43,820 this secret club is a secret. 370 00:20:43,821 --> 00:20:46,649 Nobody tells anybody what happens here, 371 00:20:46,650 --> 00:20:48,042 - all right? - Duh. 372 00:20:48,043 --> 00:20:50,044 Second, if you want to be in the club, 373 00:20:50,045 --> 00:20:51,915 then you have to follow the rules. 374 00:20:51,916 --> 00:20:53,395 What kind of rules? 375 00:20:53,396 --> 00:20:56,095 Well, I don't know. I'm thinking of them. 376 00:20:57,313 --> 00:20:59,489 Don't rush me. Hmm. 377 00:21:00,577 --> 00:21:02,230 Oh, I have one. 378 00:21:02,231 --> 00:21:06,235 If you want to be in the club, then you have to wear a bra. 379 00:21:07,932 --> 00:21:09,585 I have one. 380 00:21:09,586 --> 00:21:12,893 If you guys get your period, you have to tell us about it. 381 00:21:12,894 --> 00:21:14,286 - Yes. - Immediately. 382 00:21:14,287 --> 00:21:15,939 Every detail. Especially how it feels. 383 00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,028 - Mmm-hmm. - Ooh, mine is, 384 00:21:18,029 --> 00:21:19,465 we can make a Boy Book 385 00:21:19,466 --> 00:21:21,075 and write down the names of the boys that we like. 386 00:21:21,076 --> 00:21:23,599 Mmm-hmm! What about you, Margaret? 387 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:24,949 What's your rule? 388 00:21:30,085 --> 00:21:31,433 Um... 389 00:21:31,434 --> 00:21:35,916 Yeah, with the Boy Books, we have to show them 390 00:21:35,917 --> 00:21:39,964 to each other at every meeting and we can't ever lie. 391 00:21:41,749 --> 00:21:43,663 All right. 392 00:21:43,664 --> 00:21:46,013 Let's get this party rolling. 393 00:21:47,102 --> 00:21:48,321 Whoo! 394 00:22:25,836 --> 00:22:27,229 Okay, honey. 395 00:22:30,885 --> 00:22:32,712 All right. Mmm. 396 00:22:32,713 --> 00:22:33,801 See you tomorrow. 397 00:22:35,933 --> 00:22:37,196 I want to get a bra. 398 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,591 Oh. 399 00:22:43,376 --> 00:22:44,986 You... You think you need one? 400 00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:47,683 Oh, no. Oh, honey. 401 00:22:47,684 --> 00:22:51,557 I'm so sorry. No, I just mean that, uh... 402 00:22:51,558 --> 00:22:52,993 Bras are kind of a pain, 403 00:22:52,994 --> 00:22:55,387 so you know, why start sooner 404 00:22:55,388 --> 00:22:56,737 than you need to? 405 00:22:58,521 --> 00:23:01,306 But if you want one, we... we can get you one. 406 00:23:01,307 --> 00:23:02,308 Well, yeah. 407 00:23:03,134 --> 00:23:04,222 So you want one? 408 00:23:04,223 --> 00:23:05,353 Yes. I already said that. 409 00:23:05,354 --> 00:23:08,226 Right. Okay. 410 00:23:08,227 --> 00:23:12,230 Great. Well, all right. Well, then, we will do that. 411 00:23:12,231 --> 00:23:15,233 - This week? - Yes. Good night. 412 00:23:15,234 --> 00:23:19,889 Good night. Good night, my sweet. Okay. 413 00:23:19,890 --> 00:23:21,630 So glad that's over with, God. 414 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:32,719 I'm sorry. Hold on, just a moment. 415 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:35,644 Are you here for the PTA meeting? 416 00:23:35,645 --> 00:23:39,126 Oh, yes. Hi, hi. I'm Barbara Simon. 417 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:42,782 Oh, Barbara! I'm Jan Wheeler. Nancy's mother. 418 00:23:42,783 --> 00:23:45,219 - I met Margaret. - Oh, oh. 419 00:23:45,220 --> 00:23:46,960 We're just about to get started, so please come in. 420 00:23:46,961 --> 00:23:48,788 - Have a seat. - Okay, thank you. 421 00:23:48,789 --> 00:23:50,137 - All right. - Just anywhere is fine? 422 00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:51,573 - Here. Just right here. - Okay, okay. 423 00:23:51,574 --> 00:23:53,576 Here we go. 424 00:23:55,186 --> 00:23:57,840 Thank you all for coming. 425 00:23:57,841 --> 00:24:00,495 Delano is nothing without its dedicated parents. 426 00:24:00,496 --> 00:24:01,975 Let's dive right in and get started 427 00:24:01,976 --> 00:24:03,585 the way we do every year, 428 00:24:03,586 --> 00:24:05,587 by forming our committees. 429 00:24:05,588 --> 00:24:08,503 First up, we have the Campus Improvement Committee. 430 00:24:08,504 --> 00:24:09,591 Any volunteers? 431 00:24:09,592 --> 00:24:11,289 Ooh. Okay. 432 00:24:11,290 --> 00:24:13,595 Oh. Wonderful. 433 00:24:13,596 --> 00:24:17,164 Uh-huh. Barbara, I got you. Okay. 434 00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:20,342 Next, the Delano Social Committee. 435 00:24:20,995 --> 00:24:22,082 Sure, yeah. Okay. 436 00:24:22,083 --> 00:24:25,477 - Okay. - Great. 437 00:24:25,478 --> 00:24:27,610 All right. The Fundraising Committee. 438 00:24:30,221 --> 00:24:31,396 Good for you, Barbara. 439 00:24:31,397 --> 00:24:32,875 This is going to be great. 440 00:24:32,876 --> 00:24:35,051 All right, pencils down. 441 00:24:35,052 --> 00:24:37,576 Kindly pass your worksheets forward. 442 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:39,491 How'd you do, Margaret? 443 00:24:39,492 --> 00:24:40,579 I think I did pretty good. 444 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:41,841 All right, uh... 445 00:24:41,842 --> 00:24:44,365 Before the bell, I want to share some news 446 00:24:44,366 --> 00:24:46,933 that I think will make you all very happy. 447 00:24:46,934 --> 00:24:49,979 Now that you all are in the sixth grade, 448 00:24:49,980 --> 00:24:54,114 you'll get to do a full, year-long research project. 449 00:24:54,115 --> 00:24:55,855 Yes! 450 00:24:55,856 --> 00:24:57,335 The worst. 451 00:24:59,642 --> 00:25:00,816 Margaret, I would like to talk to you 452 00:25:00,817 --> 00:25:02,818 for a moment after class. 453 00:25:02,819 --> 00:25:05,300 Uh-oh. What'd you do, Margaret? 454 00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:13,221 - Hi. - Please have a seat. 455 00:25:15,658 --> 00:25:17,746 So basically, I'm just having little chats 456 00:25:17,747 --> 00:25:20,009 with each student in advance of your research projects 457 00:25:20,010 --> 00:25:21,446 to answer any questions 458 00:25:21,447 --> 00:25:23,579 or perhaps guide you toward a topic of choice. 459 00:25:24,450 --> 00:25:25,667 Oh. 460 00:25:25,668 --> 00:25:28,235 And I read your getting-to-know-you paper. 461 00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:30,280 And I noticed under the "I hate" section, 462 00:25:30,281 --> 00:25:33,109 you wrote "religious holidays." 463 00:25:33,110 --> 00:25:35,896 Which I... I found curious. 464 00:25:39,203 --> 00:25:41,944 If you don't want to share, you don't... 465 00:25:41,945 --> 00:25:43,119 You don't have to, Margaret. 466 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,470 Oh, no. It's just, um... 467 00:25:45,471 --> 00:25:47,385 I guess I just don't like those holidays 468 00:25:47,386 --> 00:25:49,387 because I don't celebrate any of them. 469 00:25:49,388 --> 00:25:51,650 My dad is Jewish and my mom's Christian, 470 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:54,566 so instead of picking which religion I am, uh, 471 00:25:54,567 --> 00:25:56,481 they just decided that I wouldn't have one 472 00:25:56,482 --> 00:25:58,657 and I can choose when I grow up. 473 00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:01,877 And have you given that much thought? 474 00:26:01,878 --> 00:26:04,053 Not really. My grandma wants me to be Jewish. 475 00:26:04,054 --> 00:26:05,228 And your other grandparents 476 00:26:05,229 --> 00:26:07,492 want you to be Christian, I imagine. 477 00:26:07,493 --> 00:26:09,102 I don't know. I've never met them before. 478 00:26:09,103 --> 00:26:10,799 They live in Ohio. 479 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,323 So you've never met them at all? 480 00:26:14,456 --> 00:26:15,631 - No. - Oh. 481 00:26:16,719 --> 00:26:19,983 Well, if I may suggest it, 482 00:26:21,071 --> 00:26:23,072 I feel like "religion" could be 483 00:26:23,073 --> 00:26:25,206 a very compelling research topic for you. 484 00:26:28,992 --> 00:26:30,253 Tickets are tenth row, 485 00:26:30,254 --> 00:26:32,865 dead center, very hard to get. 486 00:26:32,866 --> 00:26:34,823 - Tell her that. - I will. 487 00:26:34,824 --> 00:26:37,043 - Is she excited? - She's excited. 488 00:26:37,044 --> 00:26:40,047 Well, I mean, is she excited or is she just excited? 489 00:26:40,613 --> 00:26:42,222 She's excited. 490 00:26:42,223 --> 00:26:44,790 Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll let you go. Well, I'm excited! 491 00:26:44,791 --> 00:26:46,575 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 492 00:26:47,924 --> 00:26:49,011 Hey. 493 00:26:49,012 --> 00:26:50,622 - Hey. - What happened to the couch? 494 00:26:50,623 --> 00:26:53,668 Uh, it's time to turn over a new leaf. 495 00:26:53,669 --> 00:26:56,192 I was thinking maybe something modern? 496 00:26:56,193 --> 00:26:58,630 I don't know. I have to think about it. How was school? 497 00:26:58,631 --> 00:27:01,023 You're home a little later than usual, huh? 498 00:27:01,024 --> 00:27:02,895 Yeah. 499 00:27:02,896 --> 00:27:05,899 Hey. How come I've never met your mom or dad? 500 00:27:06,856 --> 00:27:08,770 Um... 501 00:27:08,771 --> 00:27:10,598 Well, what made you think about that? 502 00:27:10,599 --> 00:27:12,339 Just wondering. 503 00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:14,950 I mean, I know that we don't see them 504 00:27:14,951 --> 00:27:16,778 because they're so far away, 505 00:27:16,779 --> 00:27:18,477 but why don't we even talk to them? 506 00:27:20,914 --> 00:27:23,089 We just, we just don't. 507 00:27:23,090 --> 00:27:25,179 It's, uh... It's, um... 508 00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:27,920 It's such a long story. 509 00:27:27,921 --> 00:27:29,356 What do you mean? 510 00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:32,011 I mean, I'll tell you another time. 511 00:27:32,012 --> 00:27:33,666 Why can't you just tell me now? 512 00:27:37,191 --> 00:27:38,192 Um... 513 00:27:43,719 --> 00:27:45,547 I just... 514 00:27:50,509 --> 00:27:51,771 Look, I just... 515 00:27:53,686 --> 00:27:54,687 Uh... 516 00:27:56,036 --> 00:27:58,428 So, um... 517 00:27:58,429 --> 00:28:01,302 We don't see my parents because, um... 518 00:28:03,434 --> 00:28:05,088 They don't want to. 519 00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:07,873 What? 520 00:28:07,874 --> 00:28:10,659 My mom and dad are very, very devout Christians, and... 521 00:28:11,573 --> 00:28:13,139 before you were born, 522 00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:16,882 when your dad and I first fell in love, 523 00:28:16,883 --> 00:28:21,495 um, they told me that it would be very hard for them 524 00:28:21,496 --> 00:28:23,106 to, uh, have a... 525 00:28:24,151 --> 00:28:25,152 Sorry. 526 00:28:25,979 --> 00:28:27,980 Jewish son-in-law. 527 00:28:27,981 --> 00:28:29,372 They told me it would be very hard for them 528 00:28:29,373 --> 00:28:32,114 to have a Jewish son-in-law. 529 00:28:32,115 --> 00:28:34,639 And that if I wanted to marry him, 530 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,815 that was my business, but 531 00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:39,383 I wouldn't be their daughter anymore. 532 00:28:40,907 --> 00:28:42,473 But you are their daughter. 533 00:28:46,521 --> 00:28:51,178 Mmm-hmm. I guess, um, what I mean is that, um... 534 00:28:53,789 --> 00:28:56,139 They just didn't want me in their life anymore. 535 00:28:58,402 --> 00:28:59,534 So, I'm not. 536 00:29:04,539 --> 00:29:07,760 - Mom. - It's okay. Oh, honey. 537 00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:11,720 It was a long time ago. 538 00:29:13,330 --> 00:29:14,983 I have you guys. 539 00:29:14,984 --> 00:29:17,595 Okay, you know what? I took Dad to the station 540 00:29:17,596 --> 00:29:19,031 so we could have the car 541 00:29:19,032 --> 00:29:20,912 because we're supposed to go shopping, remember? 542 00:29:21,687 --> 00:29:23,252 Remember? Bras? 543 00:29:23,253 --> 00:29:24,603 Whoo-hoo. 544 00:29:26,953 --> 00:29:28,833 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 545 00:29:30,391 --> 00:29:32,305 I can't believe this. 546 00:29:32,306 --> 00:29:34,524 What kind of parents would do that? 547 00:29:34,525 --> 00:29:36,266 And blame it on religion? 548 00:29:37,833 --> 00:29:40,530 God, please take care of my mom. 549 00:29:40,531 --> 00:29:41,749 She's a good person. 550 00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:44,056 - She's nice to everyone. - You're welcome. 551 00:29:44,057 --> 00:29:45,797 Even when she doesn't need to be. 552 00:29:45,798 --> 00:29:47,278 - Thank you. - Can't forget about you. 553 00:29:48,583 --> 00:29:50,584 I don't know why this happened. 554 00:29:50,585 --> 00:29:53,631 But please, somehow, make it all okay. 555 00:29:53,632 --> 00:29:55,850 And here are the bras. 556 00:29:55,851 --> 00:29:57,939 Oh, also, I'm getting a bra today. 557 00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:59,638 I'd like something to put in it, please. 558 00:30:00,639 --> 00:30:01,900 Excuse me. 559 00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:04,903 Uh, we're looking for a bra for my daughter. 560 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:08,167 Hmm. Well, we don't have many that small. 561 00:30:08,168 --> 00:30:09,865 But come with me, dear, I'll measure you. 562 00:30:14,348 --> 00:30:15,479 Arms up, dear. 563 00:30:21,094 --> 00:30:22,442 Hmm. 564 00:30:22,443 --> 00:30:25,967 Barely a 28. Not even a double-A. 565 00:30:25,968 --> 00:30:27,447 Your best bet is going to be to go with 566 00:30:27,448 --> 00:30:29,188 - one of these Gro-Bras here. - It's okay. 567 00:30:29,189 --> 00:30:32,104 So, one day, when you do grow, it'll grow with you. 568 00:30:32,105 --> 00:30:33,845 Okay. Thank you very much. 569 00:30:33,846 --> 00:30:35,891 - Sure. - Thanks, we'll just go try it on. 570 00:30:39,982 --> 00:30:42,549 - Um... - Hmm? Oh. 571 00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:44,812 Yeah. Can I just... I'll just... Yep. 572 00:30:44,813 --> 00:30:46,945 Here we go. 573 00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:49,338 This is always the tough bit. 574 00:30:49,339 --> 00:30:51,906 I can't even do this to this day. 575 00:30:51,907 --> 00:30:55,476 Okay. All right. Can I see? 576 00:30:58,784 --> 00:31:01,568 - How's that feel? - I cannot wait to take it off. 577 00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:04,093 Yeah. Welcome to womanhood. 578 00:31:34,471 --> 00:31:35,689 Oh, hello. 579 00:31:35,690 --> 00:31:36,777 Hello. 580 00:31:36,778 --> 00:31:39,781 Look at you. Working the land. 581 00:31:40,782 --> 00:31:42,348 Heavy machinery, ouch. 582 00:31:42,349 --> 00:31:44,437 Be better if I take my shirt off or it's too much? 583 00:31:44,438 --> 00:31:45,700 Not for me. 584 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,527 Ooh. 585 00:31:47,528 --> 00:31:48,964 There it is, yeah. 586 00:31:51,271 --> 00:31:53,185 You ever been kissed in the suburbs? 587 00:31:53,186 --> 00:31:54,187 No, sir. 588 00:32:12,205 --> 00:32:15,599 I'm Laura Danker. What's your name? 589 00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:33,181 God damn it! 590 00:32:33,182 --> 00:32:36,097 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Did you lose a finger? 591 00:32:36,098 --> 00:32:40,014 It does say, "Stop the engine motor 592 00:32:40,015 --> 00:32:41,929 "before cleaning the mower, unclogging the chute." 593 00:32:41,930 --> 00:32:43,278 Whose side are you on? 594 00:32:43,279 --> 00:32:44,802 Well, no, you turn off the motor before you... 595 00:32:44,803 --> 00:32:45,933 I'm fine. 596 00:32:45,934 --> 00:32:47,631 You have to turn the motor off, Dad. 597 00:32:57,380 --> 00:32:59,020 Well, time for Boy Books, everyone. 598 00:32:59,469 --> 00:33:00,556 Who wants to go first? 599 00:33:00,557 --> 00:33:01,906 Like it matters. 600 00:33:01,907 --> 00:33:04,126 We all already know who everyone put down. 601 00:33:04,910 --> 00:33:06,911 Philip Leroy! 602 00:33:06,912 --> 00:33:08,347 He's so cute. 603 00:33:08,348 --> 00:33:09,739 It's been the same since second grade. 604 00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:11,089 Well, he looks better this year. 605 00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:12,699 - Really? - Yes. He must have gone 606 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,092 - to the beach or something. - He doesn't look 607 00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:16,094 - any different. - Who'd you put down, Margaret? 608 00:33:16,095 --> 00:33:18,879 Yeah, I put him, too. 609 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,315 All right, well, that was quick. 610 00:33:20,316 --> 00:33:24,015 Now it's time to check for the bras. 611 00:33:24,016 --> 00:33:25,712 Gretchen has a bra. 612 00:33:25,713 --> 00:33:27,193 Janie has a bra. 613 00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:29,977 Margaret has a bra. Huh. 614 00:33:29,978 --> 00:33:31,674 Now, let's go around and tell our sizes. 615 00:33:31,675 --> 00:33:35,330 Well, mine didn't say it had a size. 616 00:33:35,331 --> 00:33:37,289 It just said it was a Gro-Bra. 617 00:33:37,290 --> 00:33:38,986 Yeah, I got that one, too. 618 00:33:38,987 --> 00:33:40,379 Oh, same here. 619 00:33:40,380 --> 00:33:41,771 Well, not me. 620 00:33:41,772 --> 00:33:43,252 I'm a 32, double-A. 621 00:33:45,167 --> 00:33:47,255 If you want to get out of those small bras, 622 00:33:47,256 --> 00:33:48,387 you're going to have to do 623 00:33:48,388 --> 00:33:50,041 the same exercising technique I do. 624 00:33:50,042 --> 00:33:52,521 - There's an exercise? - Of course there is. 625 00:33:52,522 --> 00:33:54,132 You hold your arms out like this 626 00:33:54,133 --> 00:33:57,875 and you say, "I must, I must, I must increase my bust. 627 00:33:57,876 --> 00:34:01,008 "I must, I must, I must increase my bust." 628 00:34:01,009 --> 00:34:03,532 - Does that really work? - I'm living proof. 629 00:34:03,533 --> 00:34:06,448 Now come on, get up. Get up! Get up! Get up! 630 00:34:06,449 --> 00:34:08,668 You'll see. Get up. 631 00:34:08,669 --> 00:34:11,845 I must, I must, I must increase my bust. 632 00:34:11,846 --> 00:34:14,108 I must, I must increase my bust. 633 00:34:14,109 --> 00:34:15,544 Chin up! 634 00:34:15,545 --> 00:34:19,070 We must, we must, we must increase our bust. 635 00:34:19,071 --> 00:34:23,030 We must, we must, we must increase our bust. 636 00:34:23,031 --> 00:34:24,597 "We must, we must, 637 00:34:24,598 --> 00:34:26,904 "we must increase our bust." 638 00:34:26,905 --> 00:34:29,210 Shut up! You're so stupid! 639 00:34:29,211 --> 00:34:30,342 - Shut up! - I can feel it working! 640 00:34:30,343 --> 00:34:32,214 Mom! 641 00:34:33,824 --> 00:34:35,042 Grandma said she'll pick you up 642 00:34:35,043 --> 00:34:36,174 right where you pull in. 643 00:34:36,175 --> 00:34:37,523 - Yes. - I don't want you to talk to 644 00:34:37,524 --> 00:34:38,611 anybody on the bus. 645 00:34:38,612 --> 00:34:39,829 - Especially men. - Right. 646 00:34:39,830 --> 00:34:41,048 And you find a nice seat by yourself... 647 00:34:41,049 --> 00:34:42,920 - Okay. Okay, Dad. - ... by the bus driver. 648 00:34:42,921 --> 00:34:44,443 Um, excuse me, sir, this young lady, 649 00:34:44,444 --> 00:34:46,097 she's traveling by herself today 650 00:34:46,098 --> 00:34:47,315 and I was just wondering if you could keep an eye on her? 651 00:34:47,316 --> 00:34:48,447 - Sure, lady. - Mom, come on. 652 00:34:48,448 --> 00:34:49,578 Okay, good bye. Good bye. 653 00:34:49,579 --> 00:34:50,939 - It's going to be fun. Bye. - Bye! 654 00:34:51,581 --> 00:34:52,668 - Okay. Have fun. - See ya. 655 00:34:52,669 --> 00:34:54,193 Right there, right there! 656 00:34:56,238 --> 00:34:57,543 - Good. - There you go. 657 00:34:57,544 --> 00:34:59,981 - See ya! - Independence is good, right? 658 00:35:01,548 --> 00:35:03,636 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 659 00:35:03,637 --> 00:35:06,944 I'm a little nervous, actually, about being alone, 660 00:35:06,945 --> 00:35:08,467 so can you just 661 00:35:08,468 --> 00:35:10,296 not let anything really horrible happen? 662 00:35:12,037 --> 00:35:14,690 Oh, good. That makes me feel a little better. 663 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,828 You know, maybe I will do my school project on religion. 664 00:35:22,569 --> 00:35:26,268 I think it's finally time for me to decide what to be, God. 665 00:35:27,443 --> 00:35:28,792 You wouldn't mind, would you? 666 00:35:29,706 --> 00:35:31,533 I'll tell you all about it. 667 00:35:31,534 --> 00:35:33,927 And I promise I won't make any decisions without you first. 668 00:35:53,687 --> 00:35:54,774 Grandma! 669 00:35:54,775 --> 00:35:56,341 Darling, you made it. 670 00:35:56,342 --> 00:35:59,909 Oh, look at you! You look gorgeous. 671 00:35:59,910 --> 00:36:01,085 So do you. Your hair's red. 672 00:36:01,086 --> 00:36:02,738 Yes, everybody thinks I'm a showgirl. 673 00:36:02,739 --> 00:36:04,392 Come on, we'll drop your bag with the doorman 674 00:36:04,393 --> 00:36:06,786 and then, we're gonna scoot to the Delacorte. 675 00:36:34,119 --> 00:36:35,597 Wait, a minute. Okay. You should always 676 00:36:35,598 --> 00:36:38,209 put your hand lotion on last thing at night. 677 00:36:38,210 --> 00:36:39,384 And then, some ladies 678 00:36:39,385 --> 00:36:41,125 put gloves on over that to sleep in. 679 00:36:41,126 --> 00:36:43,127 - You know why? - No. 680 00:36:43,128 --> 00:36:45,520 Okay. You have to promise not to tell anybody this, 681 00:36:45,521 --> 00:36:46,652 what I'm going to tell you now. 682 00:36:46,653 --> 00:36:49,133 - Okay? Okay, swear? - Okay. I swear. 683 00:36:49,134 --> 00:36:50,525 So, I actually did this. 684 00:36:50,526 --> 00:36:52,005 I got a really fabulous hand cream 685 00:36:52,006 --> 00:36:53,441 and I bought these white gloves 686 00:36:53,442 --> 00:36:54,877 - and I put them on. All right. - Oh! 687 00:36:54,878 --> 00:36:56,879 No, I did, I did. And so, I'm lying there, like, 688 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,185 I must've been asleep, 689 00:36:58,186 --> 00:36:59,447 and you know, and I must've gone like this 690 00:36:59,448 --> 00:37:01,797 and I was, like, "Ah! Who's in here?" 691 00:37:01,798 --> 00:37:04,758 Because I couldn't feel my own hands. 692 00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:08,066 I was frightened. 693 00:37:10,242 --> 00:37:14,854 Oh, God. You are a fab... I had the best time tonight. 694 00:37:14,855 --> 00:37:17,509 - It was amazing. - You are a great date, toots. 695 00:37:17,510 --> 00:37:19,293 Oh, my gosh. You are. 696 00:37:19,294 --> 00:37:22,514 Lordy, Lordy. 697 00:37:22,515 --> 00:37:25,038 Before I forget, if you hear, like, a 698 00:37:25,039 --> 00:37:26,649 or a it's not me. 699 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,042 Okay? You're just dreaming 700 00:37:29,043 --> 00:37:30,913 and you're dreaming. All right? 701 00:37:30,914 --> 00:37:33,003 Okay. Sweet dreams. 702 00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:43,275 Hey, Grandma. 703 00:37:43,884 --> 00:37:45,146 Yeah, sugar. 704 00:37:46,756 --> 00:37:49,018 Do you think maybe I could go 705 00:37:49,019 --> 00:37:50,629 to the temple with you sometime? 706 00:37:50,630 --> 00:37:53,198 You bet you can. 707 00:37:54,155 --> 00:37:55,852 Really? Really? 708 00:37:56,462 --> 00:37:58,027 Yeah. 709 00:37:58,028 --> 00:38:01,075 We'll go in the morning. I got to find what to wear. 710 00:38:02,424 --> 00:38:04,512 Welcome. 711 00:38:04,513 --> 00:38:07,559 - Welcome. - My granddaughter is here with me today. 712 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:08,864 Shabbat Shalom. 713 00:38:08,865 --> 00:38:11,433 My granddaughter. My granddaughter. 714 00:38:16,351 --> 00:38:18,961 There's the rabbi. He's the best in the city. 715 00:38:18,962 --> 00:38:21,051 Two hours, in and out, bing, bang, boom. 716 00:38:22,052 --> 00:38:23,662 Welcome, dear friends. 717 00:38:23,663 --> 00:38:25,054 Oh, it's starting. 718 00:38:25,055 --> 00:38:26,534 Shabbat Shalom. 719 00:38:26,535 --> 00:38:28,145 Shabbat Shalom. 720 00:38:28,146 --> 00:38:30,147 Shabbat Shalom means "hello,"goodbye," 721 00:38:30,148 --> 00:38:32,018 "peace and harmony," and other stuff. 722 00:38:32,019 --> 00:38:33,585 in thanks to God this morning. 723 00:38:33,586 --> 00:38:37,938 We open our prayer books and we turn to page 26. 724 00:39:09,274 --> 00:39:10,578 Agree to the terms 725 00:39:10,579 --> 00:39:12,537 of their covenant with God. 726 00:39:12,538 --> 00:39:14,234 Shabbat Shalom. 727 00:39:14,235 --> 00:39:15,714 Oh, that was lovely. 728 00:39:15,715 --> 00:39:16,759 Oh! 729 00:39:18,370 --> 00:39:21,502 Oh, sweetheart. Congratulations. 730 00:39:21,503 --> 00:39:23,201 Mazel tov. 731 00:39:26,029 --> 00:39:27,378 I don't know, God. 732 00:39:27,379 --> 00:39:29,641 The people seem nice and I like the music, 733 00:39:29,642 --> 00:39:33,775 but I guess I expected something else? 734 00:39:33,776 --> 00:39:37,824 I don't know what exactly. A feeling, maybe? 735 00:39:39,391 --> 00:39:41,696 I can't believe that she took you to temple 736 00:39:41,697 --> 00:39:43,002 without even asking us. 737 00:39:43,003 --> 00:39:44,351 I'm honestly surprised it took her so long. 738 00:39:44,352 --> 00:39:46,571 I told you guys that it was my idea. 739 00:39:46,572 --> 00:39:48,573 I just wanted to try it out. 740 00:39:48,574 --> 00:39:50,836 I'm going to try church, too, Mom, so don't freak out. 741 00:39:50,837 --> 00:39:51,924 I don't care about church. 742 00:39:51,925 --> 00:39:53,491 I don't want you to go to church. 743 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:55,536 I don't think you should be bothering yourself 744 00:39:55,537 --> 00:39:57,190 with any of this stuff right now. 745 00:39:57,191 --> 00:39:59,105 You said that I can choose my own religion when I grow up. 746 00:39:59,106 --> 00:40:01,368 Yeah, when you grow up. When you're an adult. 747 00:40:01,369 --> 00:40:02,848 I'm almost 12. 748 00:40:02,849 --> 00:40:05,243 - That's almost an adult. - Honey, no. 749 00:40:06,809 --> 00:40:09,334 Margaret. Honey. 750 00:40:10,073 --> 00:40:11,509 I shouldn't have laughed. 751 00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:13,859 - It was funny. - I just... 752 00:40:13,860 --> 00:40:15,556 I don't want her to go through any of it. 753 00:40:15,557 --> 00:40:18,256 I don't either. But it might not be the worst thing. 754 00:40:19,605 --> 00:40:20,735 Think about it. 755 00:40:20,736 --> 00:40:22,260 What does that mean? 756 00:40:22,738 --> 00:40:23,783 Well... 757 00:40:25,263 --> 00:40:27,220 she'll go to a couple of endless services 758 00:40:27,221 --> 00:40:28,656 and then, she'll realize how lucky she was 759 00:40:28,657 --> 00:40:29,832 we never made her go. 760 00:40:30,964 --> 00:40:32,834 Know what got me off going to temple? 761 00:40:32,835 --> 00:40:34,967 - What? - Going to temple. 762 00:40:34,968 --> 00:40:36,316 You don't understand a word they're saying. 763 00:40:36,317 --> 00:40:37,677 And you sit there for a long time. 764 00:40:39,189 --> 00:40:41,103 Oh, honey. Oh. 765 00:40:41,104 --> 00:40:42,931 - What? - I am so sorry. I am... 766 00:40:42,932 --> 00:40:44,629 - What? - I swear I'm going to 767 00:40:44,630 --> 00:40:46,370 buy the furniture. 768 00:40:46,371 --> 00:40:47,849 This is all I need. 769 00:40:47,850 --> 00:40:49,069 Look at it. And look... 770 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:52,899 Oh, God! 771 00:40:53,943 --> 00:40:56,118 Find me a couch that does this. 772 00:40:56,119 --> 00:40:57,947 Okay? 773 00:41:00,515 --> 00:41:03,082 You know how ugly the ceiling in our gymnasium is? 774 00:41:03,083 --> 00:41:04,649 - It is. - Yes, it is. 775 00:41:04,650 --> 00:41:08,435 We'll have it refinished, paint it completely black 776 00:41:08,436 --> 00:41:11,874 and then we'll cut out little stars 777 00:41:13,049 --> 00:41:15,486 and recreate the night sky. 778 00:41:16,792 --> 00:41:18,184 - Oh, that's sweet. - How lovely. 779 00:41:18,185 --> 00:41:20,361 So how many stars would we need? 780 00:41:21,493 --> 00:41:24,059 Oh, I was thinking five or 10,000. 781 00:41:26,324 --> 00:41:27,628 It shouldn't take us long. 782 00:41:27,629 --> 00:41:29,413 I've got some scissors right here. 783 00:41:29,414 --> 00:41:31,850 Okay. 784 00:41:32,895 --> 00:41:34,288 Promenade right. 785 00:41:36,899 --> 00:41:39,075 Now, single file. 786 00:41:42,383 --> 00:41:44,819 And that's it. Yeah! 787 00:41:44,820 --> 00:41:46,255 All right, great. 788 00:41:46,256 --> 00:41:48,301 It's the effort that counts. Have a good evening. 789 00:41:48,302 --> 00:41:50,695 - I'm so glad this is done. - Yeah, that sucked. 790 00:41:50,696 --> 00:41:52,216 - It took forever. - Norman's horrible. 791 00:41:54,700 --> 00:41:57,832 Guys. Gretchen got the book. 792 00:41:57,833 --> 00:42:00,139 - What book? - You know... 793 00:42:00,140 --> 00:42:02,838 My dad's anatomy book that I told you about? 794 00:42:09,715 --> 00:42:12,456 It looks like a thumb. 795 00:42:12,457 --> 00:42:14,589 What? 796 00:42:17,984 --> 00:42:20,202 - Oh. - It's so saggy. 797 00:42:21,509 --> 00:42:23,554 It's a wobbly blob. 798 00:42:23,555 --> 00:42:25,644 My brother's looks like that. 799 00:42:26,819 --> 00:42:28,167 - Ew. - How do you know? 800 00:42:28,168 --> 00:42:29,516 He walks around naked. I see it. 801 00:42:29,517 --> 00:42:30,952 It's not a pleasant sight. 802 00:42:30,953 --> 00:42:32,214 I never want to see anyone naked, 803 00:42:32,215 --> 00:42:33,302 or have anyone see me naked. 804 00:42:33,303 --> 00:42:34,608 It's just gross. 805 00:42:34,609 --> 00:42:36,262 Come on. What about when you get married? 806 00:42:36,263 --> 00:42:37,829 Especially then. 807 00:42:37,830 --> 00:42:40,309 Janie, once you grow a little, 808 00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:42,224 you'll want the whole world to see you. 809 00:42:42,225 --> 00:42:44,096 Just like the girls in Playboy. 810 00:42:44,097 --> 00:42:45,793 What girls in Playboy? 811 00:42:45,794 --> 00:42:49,318 - You've never seen... - Playboy? 812 00:42:49,319 --> 00:42:51,495 Where would I see it? 813 00:42:51,496 --> 00:42:52,975 My dad gets Playboy. 814 00:42:54,629 --> 00:42:57,936 Wait. So you have a copy here, in this house? 815 00:42:57,937 --> 00:42:59,590 Well, I don't know where it is. 816 00:42:59,591 --> 00:43:00,939 Of course you know where it is. 817 00:43:00,940 --> 00:43:02,244 Go on. 818 00:43:02,245 --> 00:43:04,203 - I don't know. - Margaret, come on. 819 00:43:04,204 --> 00:43:06,467 - Go get it. - Go get it, Margaret. 820 00:43:08,426 --> 00:43:09,817 You don't want to overcook 821 00:43:09,818 --> 00:43:11,819 and you don't want to start cooking 822 00:43:11,820 --> 00:43:13,299 the bouillabaisse until just the last minute, 823 00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:14,344 because you've got your... 824 00:43:22,091 --> 00:43:25,006 Look how round they are. 825 00:43:25,007 --> 00:43:27,008 Mine just look like little wizard hats. 826 00:43:28,924 --> 00:43:30,838 "Hillary Brite is a 19-year-old 827 00:43:30,839 --> 00:43:32,797 "who loves water-skiing, horses and going out 828 00:43:32,798 --> 00:43:34,799 "to the mall for an Orange Julius." 829 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,104 Do you think any of us 830 00:43:36,105 --> 00:43:37,759 will look like that when we're 19? 831 00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:42,328 We must, we must, we must increase our bust! 832 00:43:42,329 --> 00:43:45,418 We must, we must, we must increase our bust! 833 00:44:00,739 --> 00:44:02,435 I don't know if I got the feeling, God, 834 00:44:02,436 --> 00:44:04,742 but I'm sure in a good mood. 835 00:45:29,915 --> 00:45:33,091 Hey, what are you doing? Are those Christmas cards? 836 00:45:33,092 --> 00:45:34,440 Uh, New Year's cards. 837 00:45:34,441 --> 00:45:35,920 Um, I'm trying to get on top of it this year. 838 00:45:35,921 --> 00:45:37,791 - Yeah. - Um, oh, there's the mailman. 839 00:45:37,792 --> 00:45:39,227 - Can you... You've got your boots on? - Yeah. 840 00:45:39,228 --> 00:45:40,794 - Can you just run those out to him? - Sure. 841 00:45:40,795 --> 00:45:42,188 - Thank you, honey. - Of course. 842 00:45:45,104 --> 00:45:47,062 - Thank you. - Thank you. 843 00:46:01,337 --> 00:46:02,600 Norman Fisher? 844 00:46:03,905 --> 00:46:05,340 So, who's Norman Fisher? 845 00:46:05,341 --> 00:46:07,778 This weird kid in my class. 846 00:46:07,779 --> 00:46:09,257 I don't even know why he invited me. 847 00:46:09,258 --> 00:46:10,563 I barely know him. 848 00:46:15,395 --> 00:46:17,178 - Hello? - Did you get invited 849 00:46:17,179 --> 00:46:19,050 to stupid Norman Fisher's birthday party? 850 00:46:19,051 --> 00:46:20,268 Yeah. You did, too? 851 00:46:20,269 --> 00:46:21,792 Everyone did. The whole class. 852 00:46:21,793 --> 00:46:23,968 Janie, Gretchen, everyone. Even Philip Leroy. 853 00:46:23,969 --> 00:46:26,797 - Even Laura Danker? - I said everybody. 854 00:46:26,798 --> 00:46:29,103 Anyways, my mom talked to Norman's mom 855 00:46:29,104 --> 00:46:30,627 and I guess it's a big deal dinner party. 856 00:46:30,628 --> 00:46:32,630 We have to look extremely nice. 857 00:46:40,463 --> 00:46:41,507 Ow! 858 00:46:41,508 --> 00:46:43,031 Ready? Lean on back. 859 00:46:45,468 --> 00:46:46,600 No. No, no, no. 860 00:46:47,775 --> 00:46:49,516 Where are my shoes? 861 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:51,561 Oh, my God! 862 00:46:55,217 --> 00:46:56,218 Mom! 863 00:46:59,874 --> 00:47:01,179 There we go. 864 00:47:01,180 --> 00:47:03,878 Oh, this is gonna look so pre... Stop moving! 865 00:47:07,926 --> 00:47:11,276 - We are done. - Yes! 866 00:47:11,277 --> 00:47:12,799 Okay, we're done. Come on. Mom. 867 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,018 Perfect. One more for your body. One more. 868 00:47:14,019 --> 00:47:15,976 Okay, let's go. Mom, no! 869 00:47:15,977 --> 00:47:18,457 Okay. Wait. One more time. Please. 870 00:47:18,458 --> 00:47:20,024 I'm going to get these printed. 871 00:47:20,025 --> 00:47:21,678 - It's weird. - Okay, here. Just push them... 872 00:47:21,679 --> 00:47:23,288 Lick them with your fingers and stick it back. 873 00:47:23,289 --> 00:47:24,449 You got to go, you got to go. 874 00:47:27,162 --> 00:47:28,989 Bye! Thank you, Jan. 875 00:47:31,514 --> 00:47:32,776 My God, 876 00:47:32,777 --> 00:47:34,417 I am so excited for all of us to do this. 877 00:47:39,653 --> 00:47:40,827 All right, I'll just, um... 878 00:47:40,828 --> 00:47:42,786 - Just, just... - Okay. 879 00:47:42,787 --> 00:47:45,659 I'll just... Yeah, okay. Have fun. 880 00:48:02,763 --> 00:48:03,938 He's hilarious. 881 00:48:10,379 --> 00:48:11,597 How come she never talks to anybody? 882 00:48:11,598 --> 00:48:13,120 I don't know. 883 00:48:13,121 --> 00:48:15,470 Because she's too busy doing other stuff, that's why. 884 00:48:18,170 --> 00:48:20,127 Now, if everybody's had enough to eat, 885 00:48:20,128 --> 00:48:23,391 we can start the games. 886 00:48:23,392 --> 00:48:24,741 The games? 887 00:48:29,659 --> 00:48:30,878 I'll spin first. 888 00:48:44,718 --> 00:48:46,764 Ooh! 889 00:48:56,512 --> 00:48:59,080 Okay. Now, it's Janie's turn to spin. 890 00:49:08,002 --> 00:49:10,438 - This is a great party. - Do we have to play this game? 891 00:49:10,439 --> 00:49:13,180 Well then, let's play a different game, huh? 892 00:49:13,181 --> 00:49:15,923 I have one. It's called Two Minutes in the Closet. 893 00:49:16,445 --> 00:49:17,576 What's that? 894 00:49:17,577 --> 00:49:19,056 Well, we all get a number, 895 00:49:19,057 --> 00:49:21,885 and then somebody will call out, like, number six 896 00:49:21,886 --> 00:49:23,060 and then those two 897 00:49:23,061 --> 00:49:25,149 will go into the closet and, you know... 898 00:49:25,150 --> 00:49:27,065 Ooh! 899 00:49:31,678 --> 00:49:33,288 Number three. 900 00:49:37,423 --> 00:49:38,597 Who's number three? 901 00:49:38,598 --> 00:49:40,818 Somebody's got to be number three. 902 00:49:49,565 --> 00:49:51,262 Go ahead. Into the bathroom. 903 00:49:51,263 --> 00:49:53,612 Somebody get Freddy a step stool. 904 00:50:04,406 --> 00:50:05,667 What do you think they're doing? 905 00:50:05,668 --> 00:50:07,800 I'm sorry. 906 00:50:11,022 --> 00:50:14,460 Ooh! 907 00:50:16,027 --> 00:50:17,115 You're next. 908 00:50:19,987 --> 00:50:24,470 I pick number... 12. 909 00:50:31,651 --> 00:50:32,652 What? 910 00:50:33,479 --> 00:50:34,480 You're 12? 911 00:50:37,004 --> 00:50:39,266 Ooh! 912 00:50:50,148 --> 00:50:51,366 Nice. 913 00:50:52,106 --> 00:50:53,107 Sorry. 914 00:51:19,568 --> 00:51:21,744 Margaret, turn around. 915 00:51:31,711 --> 00:51:32,755 Um... 916 00:51:33,495 --> 00:51:34,540 So... 917 00:51:36,411 --> 00:51:37,499 Hi. 918 00:51:38,196 --> 00:51:39,197 Hey. 919 00:51:41,025 --> 00:51:42,025 So... 920 00:52:13,231 --> 00:52:14,971 So, the kiss was really good? 921 00:52:14,972 --> 00:52:18,409 They were pretty good kisses. Yeah. 922 00:52:18,410 --> 00:52:21,587 Kisses? He kissed you more than once? 923 00:52:22,849 --> 00:52:24,589 Like, how many times? 924 00:52:24,590 --> 00:52:26,113 About five, I think. 925 00:52:27,288 --> 00:52:29,421 I don't know. I think I lost count. 926 00:52:31,989 --> 00:52:33,772 I know I shouldn't be enjoying this, God, 927 00:52:33,773 --> 00:52:36,514 but it's just too good. 928 00:52:36,515 --> 00:52:38,691 Sorry, sorry, I'm going to focus. 929 00:52:43,261 --> 00:52:45,610 The Book of Isaiah, chapter nine, 930 00:52:45,611 --> 00:52:47,351 verses six and seven says, 931 00:52:47,352 --> 00:52:52,747 "For unto us a child is born. Unto us, a son is given 932 00:52:52,748 --> 00:52:55,359 "and he will be called Wonderful Counselor, 933 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:58,884 "Mighty God, Everlasting Father" 934 00:52:58,885 --> 00:53:01,191 If only you could give me a hint, God. 935 00:53:02,845 --> 00:53:04,804 I'm more confused than ever. 936 00:53:06,197 --> 00:53:07,894 Which religion should I be? 937 00:53:09,809 --> 00:53:11,288 Sometimes I just wish I'd been born 938 00:53:11,289 --> 00:53:12,551 one way or the other. 939 00:53:40,144 --> 00:53:41,840 Hi, there. This is Barbara calling, 940 00:53:41,841 --> 00:53:43,885 from Delano Elementary School. 941 00:53:43,886 --> 00:53:47,020 And we're just looking for, uh... donations. 942 00:53:47,629 --> 00:53:49,195 Sorry. 943 00:53:49,196 --> 00:53:52,112 Oh, God. I didn't realize it was dinner. 944 00:53:52,939 --> 00:53:54,941 Okay. Bye-bye. 945 00:54:17,137 --> 00:54:18,137 Hi. 946 00:54:26,494 --> 00:54:27,654 Don't go, don't go, don't go. 947 00:54:29,541 --> 00:54:32,370 I can't believe you're still there. Okay. 948 00:54:37,549 --> 00:54:38,550 Okay. 949 00:54:50,127 --> 00:54:51,258 No. 950 00:54:56,568 --> 00:54:57,742 Jan. 951 00:54:57,743 --> 00:55:00,180 I just popped by to pick up your stars. 952 00:55:00,789 --> 00:55:03,617 Yes. Um... 953 00:55:03,618 --> 00:55:06,446 Uh, I've been cleaning. Come on in. 954 00:55:06,447 --> 00:55:10,755 Um, I'll just, uh, get the stars. 955 00:55:10,756 --> 00:55:14,455 Um, they're, they're almost, uh, ready. 956 00:55:16,109 --> 00:55:19,285 You know, I ordered furniture and, um, 957 00:55:19,286 --> 00:55:21,548 - they still haven't sent it. - Oh, my gosh. 958 00:55:21,549 --> 00:55:23,333 So crazy. Okay, stars. Um... 959 00:55:23,334 --> 00:55:25,639 Stars. Stars. Stars. 960 00:55:27,903 --> 00:55:29,295 Thank you. 961 00:55:29,296 --> 00:55:31,254 Oh, and don't say anything, 962 00:55:31,255 --> 00:55:34,300 but Deb's stars are a little lopsided. 963 00:55:34,301 --> 00:55:35,562 Oh. 964 00:55:35,563 --> 00:55:37,434 You know, yours are so good. 965 00:55:37,435 --> 00:55:38,739 Thank you. 966 00:55:38,740 --> 00:55:41,046 You think you could do her allotment, too? 967 00:55:41,047 --> 00:55:42,918 Just between the two of us? 968 00:55:44,181 --> 00:55:46,269 Sure... Yes. 969 00:55:46,270 --> 00:55:49,533 Ah. Thank you. You are such a doll. 970 00:55:49,534 --> 00:55:53,624 Well, I better get going. There's lots to do still. 971 00:55:53,625 --> 00:55:55,278 - I'll get the door there. - Thank you. 972 00:55:55,279 --> 00:55:56,931 Okay. 973 00:55:56,932 --> 00:55:58,498 Okay, bye. Thank you for these. 974 00:55:58,499 --> 00:56:00,197 Bye, Jan. Sure, anytime. 975 00:56:12,513 --> 00:56:13,513 Hello, girls. 976 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:15,515 I'm Mrs. Webster. 977 00:56:15,516 --> 00:56:17,300 And I am here to speak to you today 978 00:56:17,301 --> 00:56:18,780 about your changing bodies. 979 00:56:21,305 --> 00:56:24,394 Told you this was the big sex movie. 980 00:56:24,395 --> 00:56:25,699 Some of you may have 981 00:56:25,700 --> 00:56:28,833 already begun to experience these changes. 982 00:56:28,834 --> 00:56:31,227 While others of you still haven't experienced 983 00:56:31,228 --> 00:56:33,186 a single change at all. 984 00:56:34,231 --> 00:56:36,232 We're going to watch a short film 985 00:56:36,233 --> 00:56:38,017 to learn a little bit more. 986 00:56:52,858 --> 00:56:54,424 All girls are unique. 987 00:56:54,425 --> 00:56:57,731 But sometime, between the ages of nine and 16 988 00:56:57,732 --> 00:57:00,778 one very special thing happens to every girl, 989 00:57:00,779 --> 00:57:02,346 menstruation. 990 00:57:04,043 --> 00:57:07,480 Once a month, a velvety lining of blood and tissue 991 00:57:07,481 --> 00:57:09,700 forms in her uterus to make a warm, 992 00:57:09,701 --> 00:57:13,269 nutritious place for a baby to grow. 993 00:57:13,270 --> 00:57:17,664 If a baby is not conceived, the lining is not needed. 994 00:57:17,665 --> 00:57:21,451 And so, the blood is released through the vagina. 995 00:57:21,452 --> 00:57:24,367 That's menstruation. 996 00:57:24,368 --> 00:57:26,238 Who do you think will get it first? 997 00:57:26,239 --> 00:57:28,022 Who do you think will get it last? 998 00:57:30,330 --> 00:57:32,331 I honestly don't know what's taking me so long 999 00:57:32,332 --> 00:57:34,246 to get this dumb furniture. 1000 00:57:34,247 --> 00:57:36,074 I guess I just want our house to look like one of those 1001 00:57:36,075 --> 00:57:38,338 nice little houses nice little families have. 1002 00:57:40,253 --> 00:57:41,601 Do you like these egg chairs? 1003 00:57:41,602 --> 00:57:43,430 When did you get your period? 1004 00:57:45,519 --> 00:57:46,563 Um... 1005 00:57:46,564 --> 00:57:48,173 Just tell me how old you were. 1006 00:57:48,174 --> 00:57:51,743 I... I think I was 14? 1007 00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:54,440 That late? 1008 00:57:54,441 --> 00:57:55,789 That's not late, actually. 1009 00:57:55,790 --> 00:57:57,835 I mean, I had a cousin who was 16. 1010 00:57:57,836 --> 00:58:00,228 Sixteen? Oh, my God. 1011 00:58:00,229 --> 00:58:02,927 I'd... I'd die if I didn't get it 1012 00:58:02,928 --> 00:58:04,407 before I was 16. 1013 00:58:04,408 --> 00:58:06,191 Honey, you will get it 1014 00:58:06,192 --> 00:58:08,628 exactly when you're supposed to get it. 1015 00:58:08,629 --> 00:58:09,717 Don't worry about it. 1016 00:58:12,416 --> 00:58:13,894 My mom got me Radio City tickets 1017 00:58:13,895 --> 00:58:15,809 since I got all straight A's. 1018 00:58:15,810 --> 00:58:17,942 Um, does anybody want to come? 1019 00:58:17,943 --> 00:58:19,987 Only bad thing is, is my brother and Moose are coming. 1020 00:58:19,988 --> 00:58:21,816 - Oh, I'll go. - Okay. 1021 00:58:24,166 --> 00:58:25,167 I got it. 1022 00:58:26,125 --> 00:58:27,169 Got what? 1023 00:58:28,083 --> 00:58:29,520 My period. 1024 00:58:32,218 --> 00:58:34,306 I just don't really understand how you got it first 1025 00:58:34,307 --> 00:58:35,699 when I have way more than you. 1026 00:58:35,700 --> 00:58:37,265 Well, that doesn't mean anything. 1027 00:58:37,266 --> 00:58:38,789 - Yes, it does, Gretchen. - Okay, just tell us 1028 00:58:38,790 --> 00:58:41,096 - how it happened. - Start from the very beginning. 1029 00:58:42,794 --> 00:58:46,623 Well, I was sitting there at dinner 1030 00:58:46,624 --> 00:58:48,233 eating my meatloaf 1031 00:58:48,234 --> 00:58:50,497 and I felt something coming out of me. 1032 00:58:51,324 --> 00:58:53,107 So I went to the bathroom, 1033 00:58:53,108 --> 00:58:56,808 pulled down my pants and that's when I saw the blood. 1034 00:58:58,766 --> 00:59:00,201 So I called my mom 1035 00:59:00,202 --> 00:59:01,551 and I showed her. 1036 00:59:01,552 --> 00:59:03,596 And she got some 1037 00:59:03,597 --> 00:59:06,425 "sanitary napkins," as she calls them. 1038 00:59:06,426 --> 00:59:08,210 I put one on and... 1039 00:59:09,951 --> 00:59:11,692 Well, that's the whole thing. 1040 00:59:14,129 --> 00:59:16,740 That's the whole thing? Just that? 1041 00:59:16,741 --> 00:59:18,350 - I told you everything. - No. 1042 00:59:18,351 --> 00:59:20,526 There has to be something more. 1043 00:59:20,527 --> 00:59:22,920 My sister said that it kinda has a smell. 1044 00:59:22,921 --> 00:59:24,791 But I haven't noticed that yet. 1045 00:59:24,792 --> 00:59:26,706 A smell? Like what? 1046 00:59:26,707 --> 00:59:29,274 She said it kinda smells like the monkey bars. 1047 00:59:29,275 --> 00:59:31,929 - The monkey bars? Ugh. - Yeah. 1048 00:59:31,930 --> 00:59:34,148 I used to love the monkey bars. 1049 00:59:34,149 --> 00:59:38,239 But do you feel older now? Like more mature? 1050 00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:39,719 Oh, yeah. 1051 00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,678 I don't know how to explain it 1052 00:59:41,679 --> 00:59:43,636 and you won't understand it till you get it, 1053 00:59:43,637 --> 00:59:46,770 but I feel like everything's changed. 1054 00:59:46,771 --> 00:59:48,032 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 1055 00:59:48,033 --> 00:59:49,555 I've never been so jealous my entire life 1056 00:59:49,556 --> 00:59:50,774 and I hate myself for being jealous. 1057 00:59:50,775 --> 00:59:53,080 Just please, please just let me grow 1058 00:59:53,081 --> 00:59:54,604 and let me get my period. 1059 00:59:54,605 --> 00:59:56,388 Let me just be normal and regular like everybody else. 1060 00:59:56,389 --> 00:59:57,563 Just please, please, 1061 00:59:57,564 --> 00:59:59,124 please, please, please, please, please! 1062 01:00:02,177 --> 01:00:03,787 Amen. 1063 01:00:05,267 --> 01:00:07,573 I don't know if I want to do this. 1064 01:00:07,574 --> 01:00:09,924 It's fine. It's just so that we're ready. 1065 01:00:10,708 --> 01:00:11,970 Just in case. 1066 01:00:19,325 --> 01:00:20,326 Come on. 1067 01:00:21,414 --> 01:00:22,589 Okay. 1068 01:00:27,072 --> 01:00:28,769 Next in line, please. 1069 01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:30,989 Please, God, let it be a lady. 1070 01:00:32,425 --> 01:00:33,513 Please. 1071 01:00:34,253 --> 01:00:35,993 Thank you. 1072 01:00:39,301 --> 01:00:41,302 - Hey, there. - Hey. 1073 01:00:41,303 --> 01:00:42,869 - No... - Let's just put them back. 1074 01:00:42,870 --> 01:00:45,307 No, come on. Come on. 1075 01:01:17,644 --> 01:01:18,776 - Oh, my God! - Oh! 1076 01:01:23,607 --> 01:01:26,218 The Tic Tacs! 1077 01:01:27,785 --> 01:01:29,786 - Why the Tic Tacs? - I don't know. 1078 01:01:29,787 --> 01:01:32,180 - Everything worked out. - Oh, man. 1079 01:02:17,486 --> 01:02:19,924 Uh, come in. 1080 01:02:23,188 --> 01:02:24,275 - Hi. - Hey. 1081 01:02:24,276 --> 01:02:26,277 Uh, you've got a postcard. 1082 01:02:26,278 --> 01:02:29,410 - Oh. Thanks. - Who's in D.C.? 1083 01:02:29,411 --> 01:02:33,372 Uh, Nancy. Uh, they went for President's Day. 1084 01:02:34,155 --> 01:02:35,503 - Oh. - Yeah. 1085 01:02:35,504 --> 01:02:37,462 Okay. 1086 01:02:37,463 --> 01:02:39,770 - You want the door closed? - Yeah. Sure. 1087 01:02:45,732 --> 01:02:46,864 "I got it"? 1088 01:02:50,737 --> 01:02:52,478 Oh, come on! 1089 01:03:04,142 --> 01:03:08,101 Hello? Simon residence. Sylvia speaking. 1090 01:03:08,102 --> 01:03:09,262 Grandma? 1091 01:03:09,974 --> 01:03:12,629 Margaret? What's wrong? 1092 01:03:13,542 --> 01:03:14,935 I just really miss you. 1093 01:03:15,414 --> 01:03:16,415 Oh, honey. 1094 01:03:16,807 --> 01:03:18,329 Me, too. 1095 01:03:18,330 --> 01:03:20,723 I'll be back next week to see the Rockettes and... 1096 01:03:20,724 --> 01:03:22,768 maybe could I come down 1097 01:03:22,769 --> 01:03:24,770 and stay the night like we did last time? 1098 01:03:24,771 --> 01:03:26,467 Oh, sweetheart. 1099 01:03:26,468 --> 01:03:28,906 I'd love to, I'd love... But I... 1100 01:03:29,515 --> 01:03:30,516 Well... 1101 01:03:33,606 --> 01:03:35,694 I'm going to be in Florida then. 1102 01:03:35,695 --> 01:03:38,523 I, uh, I heard about this hotel 1103 01:03:38,524 --> 01:03:41,961 and there's a lot of people my age there and, uh... 1104 01:03:41,962 --> 01:03:44,355 Um, okay. 1105 01:03:44,356 --> 01:03:46,619 Wait a minute. Wait. Um... 1106 01:03:47,794 --> 01:03:50,100 What if you fly down to Florida 1107 01:03:50,101 --> 01:03:51,884 and spend a few days with me? 1108 01:03:51,885 --> 01:03:55,018 - Isn't your spring break soon? - Yeah. The end of April. 1109 01:03:55,019 --> 01:03:57,107 Perfect! I'll still be there. 1110 01:03:57,108 --> 01:03:58,456 I'll ask Mom and Dad. 1111 01:03:58,457 --> 01:04:00,327 Oh, great! 1112 01:04:00,328 --> 01:04:02,766 That's my girl. Bye, darling. 1113 01:04:08,554 --> 01:04:10,250 Come on, come on! Front row tickets! 1114 01:04:10,251 --> 01:04:13,645 - Front row tickets, remember? - I'm coming! Yes, coming! 1115 01:04:14,778 --> 01:04:15,909 I'm so excited. 1116 01:04:18,869 --> 01:04:19,869 Hi. 1117 01:04:20,566 --> 01:04:21,698 - Hi. - Hey. 1118 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,420 - Excuse me. - Okay. 1119 01:04:48,855 --> 01:04:49,855 Thank you. 1120 01:05:04,044 --> 01:05:05,175 Sorry. Lefty. 1121 01:05:05,176 --> 01:05:06,568 Oh, no, it's okay. 1122 01:05:09,876 --> 01:05:11,398 Do you know if the waiter's anywhere? 1123 01:05:11,399 --> 01:05:14,315 Oh. You can have mine. I didn't drink any out of it. 1124 01:05:14,881 --> 01:05:15,881 Thanks. 1125 01:05:17,405 --> 01:05:18,406 Hey. 1126 01:05:20,887 --> 01:05:22,061 Do you know something 1127 01:05:22,062 --> 01:05:23,715 I've always liked about you, Margaret? 1128 01:05:23,716 --> 01:05:25,151 - No? - Come with me. 1129 01:05:25,152 --> 01:05:26,631 I got to go to the bathroom. 1130 01:05:26,632 --> 01:05:28,460 We'll be right back. Don't touch my food. 1131 01:05:31,463 --> 01:05:33,223 You know, I've had to go since we got here... 1132 01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:36,380 and then I drank, like, three 7Ups or something. 1133 01:05:36,381 --> 01:05:37,990 Uh-huh. 1134 01:05:41,734 --> 01:05:42,779 Oh, no. 1135 01:05:43,823 --> 01:05:44,955 - Oh, no. - What? 1136 01:05:45,651 --> 01:05:47,218 Oh, please. Oh, no. 1137 01:05:48,697 --> 01:05:49,742 Nancy? 1138 01:05:51,352 --> 01:05:52,831 Oh, no. 1139 01:05:52,832 --> 01:05:54,093 Nancy, what's wrong? 1140 01:05:54,094 --> 01:05:55,312 Go get my mom, Margaret. 1141 01:05:55,313 --> 01:05:56,966 - What's going on? - Go get my mom. 1142 01:05:56,967 --> 01:05:58,837 - Please, quick. - Let me in. 1143 01:05:58,838 --> 01:06:02,145 Please, please just go get my mom! 1144 01:06:02,146 --> 01:06:03,800 Okay, okay, I'll be right back. 1145 01:06:07,020 --> 01:06:10,283 Mrs. Wheeler, Nancy's crying. She needs you. 1146 01:06:10,284 --> 01:06:12,330 Oh, oh. All right. 1147 01:06:18,162 --> 01:06:19,249 Nancy? 1148 01:06:19,250 --> 01:06:21,991 - Nancy? - Oh, Mom, please help me. 1149 01:06:21,992 --> 01:06:24,080 - Please help me. Please. - The door's locked, Nancy. 1150 01:06:24,081 --> 01:06:25,603 I can't get in. You have to unlock it. 1151 01:06:25,604 --> 01:06:28,258 - I can't open it, I can't. - Yes, you can, Nancy. 1152 01:06:28,259 --> 01:06:30,261 Unlock this door. Come on. 1153 01:06:31,915 --> 01:06:32,916 Let me in. 1154 01:06:39,966 --> 01:06:41,010 What's going on? 1155 01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:44,752 All right, all right, calm down. 1156 01:06:44,753 --> 01:06:46,406 Calm down, I can't help you. 1157 01:06:46,407 --> 01:06:48,974 Hmm? Hey, look at me. Calm down. 1158 01:06:48,975 --> 01:06:51,717 I can't help you if you don't stop crying and talk to me. 1159 01:06:55,373 --> 01:06:57,549 Hey. What is it? 1160 01:07:05,774 --> 01:07:09,387 Oh. Well, all right. Um... 1161 01:07:11,215 --> 01:07:12,564 Here. We'll just, uh... 1162 01:07:14,435 --> 01:07:15,827 Margaret? 1163 01:07:15,828 --> 01:07:17,307 Margaret. 1164 01:07:17,308 --> 01:07:21,137 Would you get Nancy a pad, please 1165 01:07:21,138 --> 01:07:23,444 from the dispenser on the wall? 1166 01:07:25,272 --> 01:07:27,578 She got her period, sweetie. 1167 01:07:27,579 --> 01:07:29,928 Does she always act like that? 1168 01:07:29,929 --> 01:07:33,019 Well, it's her first time. She's just a little scared. 1169 01:07:46,859 --> 01:07:47,904 Thank you, sweetie. 1170 01:07:49,383 --> 01:07:50,645 All right. Yeah? 1171 01:07:52,778 --> 01:07:53,866 All right. 1172 01:07:55,650 --> 01:07:57,608 Well, you girls wash up. 1173 01:07:57,609 --> 01:07:59,916 I'm going to go tell the others not to worry. 1174 01:08:03,441 --> 01:08:06,096 Not too long now. Okay? 1175 01:08:37,344 --> 01:08:40,434 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 1176 01:08:42,219 --> 01:08:43,960 I don't even know what to say. 1177 01:09:05,068 --> 01:09:06,634 I'm going to Florida? 1178 01:09:07,766 --> 01:09:09,942 - Happy birthday. - Mom. Thank you so much. 1179 01:09:15,339 --> 01:09:16,340 Hey! 1180 01:09:17,776 --> 01:09:19,864 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 1181 01:09:19,865 --> 01:09:21,518 Why do we have different seats? 1182 01:09:21,519 --> 01:09:23,651 He said we're in groups to study different countries. 1183 01:09:49,590 --> 01:09:51,461 Oh. Hey. 1184 01:09:51,462 --> 01:09:53,941 Hey. Happy birthday. 1185 01:09:53,942 --> 01:09:55,030 - Thanks. - Oh, and, uh, 1186 01:09:55,031 --> 01:09:58,294 - I got you something. - Ow! 1187 01:09:58,295 --> 01:10:00,122 It's a pinch to grow an inch. 1188 01:10:00,123 --> 01:10:03,343 And you know where you need that inch. Hey. 1189 01:10:06,564 --> 01:10:09,044 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 1190 01:10:09,045 --> 01:10:12,308 I hate Philip Leroy. I hate him. 1191 01:10:12,309 --> 01:10:15,441 I hate Laura Danker, too! With her big boobs. 1192 01:10:15,442 --> 01:10:18,054 "Ooh, look at me, everybody, I'm wearing a sweater." 1193 01:10:19,098 --> 01:10:21,795 I hate Nancy. That liar! 1194 01:10:21,796 --> 01:10:23,449 And Norman Fisher, the way that he reads 1195 01:10:23,450 --> 01:10:26,278 with his stupid lips flapping everywhere! 1196 01:10:26,279 --> 01:10:30,152 Please. Please, just hurry up and get me to Florida! 1197 01:10:38,944 --> 01:10:40,292 Philip and Norman should be here. 1198 01:10:40,293 --> 01:10:42,773 They make us do all the work. 1199 01:10:42,774 --> 01:10:44,645 What time is your mom picking you up? 1200 01:10:45,559 --> 01:10:46,994 Not till later. 1201 01:10:46,995 --> 01:10:48,866 I have to go to St. Thomas for Confession first. 1202 01:10:48,867 --> 01:10:51,738 Confession? 1203 01:10:51,739 --> 01:10:53,939 It's just something you have to do when you're Catholic. 1204 01:10:54,525 --> 01:10:55,874 What do you confess? 1205 01:10:57,615 --> 01:10:58,616 Things. 1206 01:11:00,183 --> 01:11:02,272 What kinds of things? 1207 01:11:06,580 --> 01:11:07,581 Never mind. 1208 01:11:16,199 --> 01:11:18,199 You're just copying straight out of the World Book. 1209 01:11:18,679 --> 01:11:20,506 It's four words. 1210 01:11:20,507 --> 01:11:22,900 "Germany invaded Belgium when..." 1211 01:11:22,901 --> 01:11:24,423 So, you're still cheating. 1212 01:11:24,424 --> 01:11:26,295 Mr. Benedict will know if you're cheating. 1213 01:11:26,296 --> 01:11:28,819 I'm not cheating! Jeez! 1214 01:11:32,650 --> 01:11:33,954 Quit acting like you know everything 1215 01:11:33,955 --> 01:11:35,217 and you're so great. 1216 01:11:35,218 --> 01:11:36,870 This has nothing to do with being great. 1217 01:11:36,871 --> 01:11:38,699 I know all about the stuff that you do. 1218 01:11:40,397 --> 01:11:41,875 What's that supposed to mean? 1219 01:11:41,876 --> 01:11:43,443 I heard about you and Moose Freed. 1220 01:11:44,488 --> 01:11:46,358 What about me and Moose Freed? 1221 01:11:46,359 --> 01:11:49,056 Oh, how you and Evan and Moose go behind the A 1222 01:11:49,057 --> 01:11:50,623 And why would I do that? 1223 01:11:50,624 --> 01:11:54,497 I don't know why you do it. But I know why they do it. 1224 01:11:54,498 --> 01:11:56,499 So they can feel you up or something and you let them. 1225 01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:57,717 You're a liar. You're lying! 1226 01:11:57,718 --> 01:11:58,805 I'm not lying. 1227 01:11:58,806 --> 01:12:00,285 You're just like Nancy. 1228 01:12:00,286 --> 01:12:03,114 All you do is pick on people and make up stories. 1229 01:12:03,115 --> 01:12:05,075 You think I don't know about you and your friends? 1230 01:12:17,477 --> 01:12:18,869 Laura! 1231 01:12:18,870 --> 01:12:21,654 Wait. Please! Laura! 1232 01:12:21,655 --> 01:12:24,179 - Wait up. Please! - You think I don't know 1233 01:12:24,180 --> 01:12:26,268 that all of you make fun of me like it's some kind of game? 1234 01:12:26,269 --> 01:12:27,573 - It's not me. - Do you think I want to be 1235 01:12:27,574 --> 01:12:29,314 the biggest kid in the class? 1236 01:12:29,315 --> 01:12:32,361 How would you feel if you were to wear a bra in fourth grade 1237 01:12:32,362 --> 01:12:33,449 and everybody called you names 1238 01:12:33,450 --> 01:12:35,060 just because of how you looked? 1239 01:12:36,148 --> 01:12:37,193 I don't know. 1240 01:12:41,849 --> 01:12:44,200 Hey, wait. I really am sorry. 1241 01:13:02,827 --> 01:13:04,045 Laura? 1242 01:13:06,004 --> 01:13:07,048 Laura. 1243 01:13:24,109 --> 01:13:26,806 I'm the worst person who ever lived, God. 1244 01:13:26,807 --> 01:13:29,419 I picked on Laura Danker just because I felt mean. 1245 01:13:30,942 --> 01:13:33,770 I don't want to be like Nancy. 1246 01:13:33,771 --> 01:13:36,600 I don't even know if I want to be friends with her anymore. 1247 01:13:39,429 --> 01:13:40,995 I've been looking for you, God. 1248 01:13:42,997 --> 01:13:45,172 I looked for you in Temple, 1249 01:13:45,173 --> 01:13:46,610 I looked for you in Church... 1250 01:13:48,307 --> 01:13:49,874 I didn't feel you at all. 1251 01:13:52,746 --> 01:13:54,270 Why? Why, God? 1252 01:13:56,097 --> 01:13:58,883 Why do I only feel you when I'm alone? 1253 01:14:03,279 --> 01:14:05,671 Yes, my child. 1254 01:14:05,672 --> 01:14:08,109 Do you have something you'd like to confess? 1255 01:14:10,068 --> 01:14:11,243 Um... 1256 01:14:17,467 --> 01:14:18,945 I... 1257 01:14:18,946 --> 01:14:20,992 I did something really awful. 1258 01:14:23,168 --> 01:14:24,300 And... 1259 01:14:26,867 --> 01:14:28,173 I'm really sorry. 1260 01:15:00,074 --> 01:15:01,858 "Dear Barbara, 1261 01:15:01,859 --> 01:15:04,164 "your letter felt like an answer to prayer. 1262 01:15:04,165 --> 01:15:06,515 "Your father and I have been thinking about you a lot. 1263 01:15:06,516 --> 01:15:09,082 "We're getting older and suddenly, more than anything, 1264 01:15:09,083 --> 01:15:13,043 "we'd like to see our only daughter 1265 01:15:13,044 --> 01:15:15,351 "and finally get to know our granddaughter, Margaret Ann." 1266 01:15:17,396 --> 01:15:18,788 "We're flying east next week, 1267 01:15:18,789 --> 01:15:20,616 "and we sincerely hope you'll let us visit. 1268 01:15:20,617 --> 01:15:22,619 "Love, your mother, Mary Hutchins." 1269 01:15:29,582 --> 01:15:30,844 So you sent them a card? 1270 01:15:33,412 --> 01:15:34,848 I don't know why. 1271 01:15:44,597 --> 01:15:45,815 Do you remember what it was like 1272 01:15:45,816 --> 01:15:47,383 when they just cast you out? 1273 01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:50,167 Yes. 1274 01:15:50,168 --> 01:15:51,212 Do you? 1275 01:15:52,213 --> 01:15:53,779 Because I remember. 1276 01:15:53,780 --> 01:15:54,955 I know. I know. 1277 01:15:56,043 --> 01:15:58,002 How they treated you was just... 1278 01:15:59,177 --> 01:16:00,526 - I know. - How they treated me? 1279 01:16:01,658 --> 01:16:03,702 They think you're going to hell 1280 01:16:03,703 --> 01:16:05,096 because you married a Jew. 1281 01:16:06,184 --> 01:16:07,403 Think about that. 1282 01:16:07,968 --> 01:16:08,969 I... 1283 01:16:10,057 --> 01:16:11,493 I know. 1284 01:16:11,494 --> 01:16:14,540 Do you really, really want to open up that door? 1285 01:16:15,367 --> 01:16:16,759 We have a good life. 1286 01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:18,022 Yes. Yes. 1287 01:16:19,545 --> 01:16:20,545 I... 1288 01:16:21,939 --> 01:16:26,160 But what if this means... they've changed? 1289 01:16:29,555 --> 01:16:30,556 And if they haven't? 1290 01:16:34,604 --> 01:16:36,170 They're my parents. 1291 01:16:38,869 --> 01:16:40,217 Mmm. 1292 01:16:40,218 --> 01:16:42,058 - The only ones I got. - They are your parents. 1293 01:16:43,177 --> 01:16:45,309 Oh, God. 1294 01:16:45,310 --> 01:16:48,181 Oh, my goodness. 1295 01:16:48,182 --> 01:16:49,227 I'm sorry. 1296 01:16:52,883 --> 01:16:53,926 What's going on? 1297 01:16:53,927 --> 01:16:55,450 Um... 1298 01:16:55,451 --> 01:16:57,888 - Oh. - Oh, honey, um... 1299 01:16:59,150 --> 01:17:00,325 Uh... 1300 01:17:02,196 --> 01:17:03,675 We got a letter 1301 01:17:03,676 --> 01:17:06,461 from, um, from my parents, from your grandparents. 1302 01:17:06,462 --> 01:17:08,332 And they're coming to visit next week. 1303 01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:10,639 - Next... next week? - Mmm-hmm. 1304 01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:12,423 They're really excited to meet you. 1305 01:17:12,424 --> 01:17:14,121 I won't be here. I'll be in Florida. 1306 01:17:17,298 --> 01:17:19,212 I'm still going to Florida, aren't I? 1307 01:17:19,213 --> 01:17:22,041 - Margaret, look... - No. What? 1308 01:17:22,042 --> 01:17:24,217 I can't even go to Florida now? 1309 01:17:24,218 --> 01:17:26,132 Come on, I don't even want to see them. 1310 01:17:26,133 --> 01:17:27,699 I want to see Grandma. 1311 01:17:27,700 --> 01:17:30,006 I know. I know and we will make this up to you. 1312 01:17:30,007 --> 01:17:32,008 I promise, you will go to Florida, 1313 01:17:32,009 --> 01:17:34,271 - just another time. - No, I don't want 1314 01:17:34,272 --> 01:17:35,882 to go to Florida another time. 1315 01:17:37,057 --> 01:17:38,623 Does Grandma know about this? 1316 01:17:38,624 --> 01:17:40,320 No, not yet. We have to call her. 1317 01:17:40,321 --> 01:17:42,497 Well, I'm not doing it. You can do it yourself. 1318 01:17:42,498 --> 01:17:44,368 - No, of course. Of course. - Let me handle that. 1319 01:17:44,369 --> 01:17:46,371 - No, I will... - Please let me call. Please. 1320 01:17:52,464 --> 01:17:54,857 To this beautiful day. 1321 01:17:57,687 --> 01:17:58,949 Just one moment. 1322 01:17:59,993 --> 01:18:01,603 Don't eat all the cheese without me. 1323 01:18:02,996 --> 01:18:05,432 I'm just kidding. You eat as much as you want. 1324 01:18:05,433 --> 01:18:07,304 Depending on your cholesterol. 1325 01:18:07,305 --> 01:18:09,394 I'm sure it's low. 1326 01:18:14,921 --> 01:18:16,139 Simon residence. 1327 01:18:16,140 --> 01:18:17,749 Hi, Mom. Yes. Uh... 1328 01:18:17,750 --> 01:18:19,229 Herb? 1329 01:18:19,230 --> 01:18:20,883 Uh, Margaret's, uh, plan to come to Florida next week 1330 01:18:20,884 --> 01:18:21,971 isn't going to work out. 1331 01:18:21,972 --> 01:18:22,973 I'm really sorry. 1332 01:18:24,278 --> 01:18:25,558 Just give me the phone. 1333 01:18:26,890 --> 01:18:28,020 Hey, Grandma. 1334 01:18:28,021 --> 01:18:30,066 Margaret, what happened? What's going on? 1335 01:18:30,067 --> 01:18:32,285 We... 1336 01:18:32,286 --> 01:18:34,941 We got a letter that my other grandparents are coming. 1337 01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:40,032 And I just really wanted to see you. 1338 01:18:40,033 --> 01:18:41,948 Put your mother on the phone right now. 1339 01:18:43,602 --> 01:18:45,299 - Oh, no... - It's okay. 1340 01:18:47,867 --> 01:18:49,041 Sylvia. 1341 01:18:49,042 --> 01:18:50,695 What the hell is going on, Barbara? 1342 01:18:50,696 --> 01:18:53,742 Sylvia, I'm so very sorry about this 1343 01:18:53,743 --> 01:18:57,006 and I will try and explain it another time. 1344 01:18:57,007 --> 01:18:58,964 No. You're going to explain right now. 1345 01:18:58,965 --> 01:19:00,488 I'm sorry, I have to... I have to go. 1346 01:19:05,276 --> 01:19:07,712 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 1347 01:19:07,713 --> 01:19:10,193 - I'm absolutely miserable. - I am so sorry. 1348 01:19:10,194 --> 01:19:12,500 Everything is going wrong. Everything. 1349 01:19:13,197 --> 01:19:14,850 I'm begging you. 1350 01:19:14,851 --> 01:19:17,940 Make something happen so that they don't come 1351 01:19:17,941 --> 01:19:19,769 and I can still go to Florida. 1352 01:19:28,691 --> 01:19:30,256 Please, Margaret. Even if it's fake, 1353 01:19:30,257 --> 01:19:32,433 can you just look happy? 1354 01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:35,958 Or at least not so unhappy? 1355 01:19:37,351 --> 01:19:39,439 Why do you even want to see them? 1356 01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:41,225 After everything that they did to you? 1357 01:19:43,444 --> 01:19:48,535 Because I want them to see how great we've done. 1358 01:19:48,536 --> 01:19:51,627 I... And how proud I am of our family. 1359 01:19:56,675 --> 01:19:58,198 Hey! Hello. 1360 01:19:59,243 --> 01:20:00,287 That's them. 1361 01:20:00,984 --> 01:20:01,985 Okay. 1362 01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:05,641 Hi! 1363 01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:09,644 They might hug you, I don't know. 1364 01:20:09,645 --> 01:20:10,907 Just be prepared. 1365 01:20:15,085 --> 01:20:16,346 - Hi! - Hello! 1366 01:20:16,347 --> 01:20:18,435 Hello. It's so nice to see you. 1367 01:20:18,436 --> 01:20:20,656 Oh, you too, Barbara. 1368 01:20:22,745 --> 01:20:23,833 Oh. 1369 01:20:29,273 --> 01:20:30,840 - Hi, honey. - Oh. 1370 01:20:34,757 --> 01:20:36,846 - This must be Margaret Ann. - Mmm-hmm. 1371 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,980 We're very glad to meet you. 1372 01:20:41,981 --> 01:20:44,418 - Yes, we are. Yes, we are. - Me, too. 1373 01:20:45,202 --> 01:20:46,290 Um... 1374 01:20:47,508 --> 01:20:49,771 Bags! We'll get the bags. 1375 01:20:49,772 --> 01:20:53,209 Um, Herb is just out, uh, with the car. 1376 01:20:53,210 --> 01:20:55,385 - Yeah, so... Okay. - Okay. 1377 01:20:55,386 --> 01:20:57,517 Just out here to the right. 1378 01:20:57,518 --> 01:20:59,259 The blue car there. Yep. 1379 01:21:01,261 --> 01:21:02,914 Hey. 1380 01:21:02,915 --> 01:21:04,655 - Youse okay? Yeah? - Yeah. 1381 01:21:04,656 --> 01:21:06,309 Mom, Dad, you remember Herb? 1382 01:21:06,310 --> 01:21:07,571 - Yeah. Hello, Herb. - Hi. 1383 01:21:07,572 --> 01:21:08,833 - How are you? - Okay. 1384 01:21:08,834 --> 01:21:10,488 - Hi. Nice to see you. - Hello. 1385 01:21:11,707 --> 01:21:13,055 Um, should I... I'll take this for you. 1386 01:21:13,056 --> 01:21:14,144 Oh. 1387 01:21:17,669 --> 01:21:18,713 All right. 1388 01:21:18,714 --> 01:21:19,976 Okay. 1389 01:21:21,107 --> 01:21:22,194 All right. Should I put these up? 1390 01:21:22,195 --> 01:21:23,501 Oh, yes. Thank you. 1391 01:21:25,024 --> 01:21:28,723 Here we are. Make yourselves comfortable. 1392 01:21:28,724 --> 01:21:30,637 - Lovely home. - Yeah! 1393 01:21:30,638 --> 01:21:33,076 Thank you. Yes. Uh... 1394 01:21:34,077 --> 01:21:35,773 Okay. So, uh, Margaret, uh, 1395 01:21:35,774 --> 01:21:36,992 can you show them to their room? 1396 01:21:36,993 --> 01:21:39,690 And, um, I'll just get dinner started. 1397 01:21:39,691 --> 01:21:42,520 Sure. Um, up this way. 1398 01:21:46,567 --> 01:21:48,917 Gosh, you look just like your mom 1399 01:21:48,918 --> 01:21:50,527 when she was your age. 1400 01:21:50,528 --> 01:21:52,835 Um, yeah. This way. 1401 01:22:00,451 --> 01:22:02,800 - Hi. - Hey. 1402 01:22:02,801 --> 01:22:04,062 How are you doing? 1403 01:22:04,063 --> 01:22:06,325 Uh... How are you doing? 1404 01:22:06,326 --> 01:22:08,371 Um, I used up all my small talk 1405 01:22:08,372 --> 01:22:09,589 - in the car. - Oh, God. 1406 01:22:09,590 --> 01:22:11,767 Do they like sports? TV shows? 1407 01:22:13,681 --> 01:22:15,770 Game shows. They used to watch game shows. 1408 01:22:15,771 --> 01:22:18,860 Okay. Game shows, game shows. 1409 01:22:18,861 --> 01:22:20,165 Hmm. 1410 01:22:20,166 --> 01:22:21,689 Um, coming! 1411 01:22:24,475 --> 01:22:25,519 Herb! 1412 01:22:26,346 --> 01:22:27,477 Mom! 1413 01:22:27,478 --> 01:22:29,653 Baby! Come give your mom a big hug. 1414 01:22:29,654 --> 01:22:30,959 Oh. 1415 01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:32,743 - Oh. Look at your little face. - Sylvia? 1416 01:22:32,744 --> 01:22:34,179 Yeah. My mom is here. 1417 01:22:34,180 --> 01:22:35,702 Uh, yes, she is. What's happening? 1418 01:22:35,703 --> 01:22:37,704 Well, Margaret said she needed to see me, 1419 01:22:37,705 --> 01:22:39,097 so we flew out from Florida. 1420 01:22:39,098 --> 01:22:40,316 Are your parents here yet? 1421 01:22:40,317 --> 01:22:43,101 Oh. This is Morris Binamin. 1422 01:22:43,102 --> 01:22:45,190 Rhymes with cinnamon. 1423 01:22:45,191 --> 01:22:47,453 - Hi. - Grandma! 1424 01:22:47,454 --> 01:22:50,369 There's my Margaret! Oh! 1425 01:22:50,370 --> 01:22:52,371 - Did you know? - I had no... I know. 1426 01:22:52,372 --> 01:22:53,677 I missed you so much! 1427 01:22:53,678 --> 01:22:55,026 I thought you were in Florida. 1428 01:22:55,027 --> 01:22:56,854 I know. Well, Florida came to you. 1429 01:22:56,855 --> 01:22:58,290 Uh... 1430 01:22:58,291 --> 01:23:01,816 Mom, Dad, this is Sylvia. Herb's mom. 1431 01:23:01,817 --> 01:23:05,732 Sylvia, this... These are my parents, Paul and Mary. 1432 01:23:05,733 --> 01:23:07,430 Hello. 1433 01:23:07,431 --> 01:23:08,998 Hello. 1434 01:23:11,783 --> 01:23:12,870 We have pot roast. 1435 01:23:12,871 --> 01:23:14,393 Sure. 1436 01:23:17,267 --> 01:23:18,485 Mmm. 1437 01:23:19,791 --> 01:23:21,183 - Mmm. - Oh, yeah. 1438 01:23:21,184 --> 01:23:23,446 - Dinner is delicious, Barbara. - Oh, my God, yes. 1439 01:23:23,447 --> 01:23:26,231 - Oh. - You have definitely improved. 1440 01:23:26,232 --> 01:23:28,321 - It is very nice. - Thank you. 1441 01:23:30,497 --> 01:23:35,414 Well, I have to admit it was a bit of a jolt, um, 1442 01:23:35,415 --> 01:23:39,418 but it's nice to have everyone here together. 1443 01:23:39,419 --> 01:23:40,943 The whole family. 1444 01:23:43,554 --> 01:23:45,903 And Mr. Binamin. 1445 01:23:45,904 --> 01:23:47,426 Nice to have you, too. 1446 01:23:50,430 --> 01:23:51,997 - L'chaim. - L'chaim. 1447 01:23:53,869 --> 01:23:57,393 L'chaim. L'chaim. 1448 01:23:57,394 --> 01:24:00,396 L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim. 1449 01:24:00,397 --> 01:24:02,312 To life! 1450 01:24:09,188 --> 01:24:10,624 So, um, do you watch Jeopardy! 1451 01:24:15,891 --> 01:24:18,066 I used to braid your mama's hair 1452 01:24:18,067 --> 01:24:19,241 when she was a little girl. 1453 01:24:19,242 --> 01:24:21,156 Did your mom ever braid your hair? 1454 01:24:21,157 --> 01:24:23,854 Um, yeah, she used to do it all the time. 1455 01:24:23,855 --> 01:24:26,639 I can see she taught you how to braid with your bracelet. 1456 01:24:26,640 --> 01:24:27,771 Yeah. 1457 01:24:27,772 --> 01:24:29,164 Oh, there's just so much 1458 01:24:29,165 --> 01:24:30,774 we want to get to know about you, Margaret. 1459 01:24:30,775 --> 01:24:32,515 Twelve years is a lot to catch up on. 1460 01:24:32,516 --> 01:24:33,778 Yeah. A long time. 1461 01:24:34,692 --> 01:24:36,912 So, uh, we were wondering... 1462 01:24:38,696 --> 01:24:40,349 Do you go to Sunday school? 1463 01:24:40,350 --> 01:24:42,613 Or, uh, have you ever thought about it? 1464 01:24:43,788 --> 01:24:47,095 - Uh... - Nope. Never. Not once. 1465 01:24:47,096 --> 01:24:49,619 We asked Margaret the question, Sylvia. 1466 01:24:49,620 --> 01:24:50,707 Margaret? 1467 01:24:50,708 --> 01:24:52,230 Well, you're wasting your time 1468 01:24:52,231 --> 01:24:55,146 because Margaret went to Temple and she's Jewish. 1469 01:24:55,147 --> 01:24:56,887 What did you say? 1470 01:24:56,888 --> 01:24:57,975 Excuse me. 1471 01:24:57,976 --> 01:24:59,455 Margaret went to Temple. 1472 01:24:59,456 --> 01:25:01,109 - Okay, Mom, you're done. - What are you talking about? 1473 01:25:01,110 --> 01:25:02,893 - Okay, that's it. - Well, you left the room 1474 01:25:02,894 --> 01:25:04,721 and they're trying to convert her. 1475 01:25:04,722 --> 01:25:06,027 Well, Margaret has the right to be baptized 1476 01:25:06,028 --> 01:25:07,202 if she wants to be. 1477 01:25:07,203 --> 01:25:09,160 - Baptized? - If she wants to be. 1478 01:25:09,161 --> 01:25:10,361 I can't believe this. 1479 01:25:11,685 --> 01:25:13,077 I can't believe you're doing this. 1480 01:25:13,078 --> 01:25:14,905 All right. Everyone, this discussion is over. 1481 01:25:14,906 --> 01:25:16,907 We're her parents and this discussion is over. 1482 01:25:16,908 --> 01:25:18,996 Yeah, you're right, it's over, because she's already Jewish. 1483 01:25:18,997 --> 01:25:20,693 - Sylvia! - Well, in our eyes, 1484 01:25:20,694 --> 01:25:24,219 - she's Christian. - No, no! Margaret is nothing! 1485 01:25:24,220 --> 01:25:27,309 Margaret is not Jewish or Christian. 1486 01:25:27,310 --> 01:25:30,225 She is no religion until she decides. 1487 01:25:30,226 --> 01:25:31,400 Well, how can she be Jewish 1488 01:25:31,401 --> 01:25:33,097 - if her mother is Christian? - Stop. 1489 01:25:33,098 --> 01:25:34,664 You were never there for her. You abandoned her. 1490 01:25:34,665 --> 01:25:35,795 What does it matter? 1491 01:25:35,796 --> 01:25:37,275 Do you think that we wanted this? 1492 01:25:40,323 --> 01:25:41,411 Stop it! 1493 01:25:42,803 --> 01:25:44,500 All of you, just stop it. 1494 01:25:44,501 --> 01:25:47,329 I don't care. I don't care anymore. 1495 01:25:47,330 --> 01:25:49,635 It's all just so stupid, religion! 1496 01:25:49,636 --> 01:25:50,985 Just stop fighting! 1497 01:25:50,986 --> 01:25:53,291 I... I don't want a religion. 1498 01:25:53,292 --> 01:25:55,555 - I don't care. I don't care! - Margaret... 1499 01:25:56,774 --> 01:25:58,732 I don't even believe in God! 1500 01:26:07,045 --> 01:26:08,829 Are you happy? Hmm? 1501 01:26:10,962 --> 01:26:13,007 - I'm so sorry. I did this. - No, no, no. This is not... 1502 01:26:13,008 --> 01:26:14,486 - I am so sorry. - No, this is not your fault. 1503 01:26:14,487 --> 01:26:17,359 This is not your fault. Okay, this is not your fault. 1504 01:26:17,360 --> 01:26:20,101 No, that was everybody else. That was not... 1505 01:26:20,102 --> 01:26:21,972 - Me. - No, no, no. 1506 01:26:24,889 --> 01:26:26,456 "Dear Mr. Benedict, 1507 01:26:28,501 --> 01:26:32,462 "what I learned about religion is that it makes people fight. 1508 01:26:34,942 --> 01:26:37,640 "That every religion says the same thing. 1509 01:26:37,641 --> 01:26:40,599 "If you pray to God, he'll listen to you, 1510 01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:42,428 "and help you, and make things better. 1511 01:26:45,127 --> 01:26:47,606 "But I've prayed and prayed 1512 01:26:47,607 --> 01:26:50,262 "and everything just gets worse." 1513 01:26:55,615 --> 01:26:57,226 Okay. We'll call you. 1514 01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:01,882 "I don't know anymore, but I think... 1515 01:27:03,667 --> 01:27:05,712 "that maybe the truth is... 1516 01:27:08,802 --> 01:27:10,195 "there's nobody up there. 1517 01:27:13,372 --> 01:27:15,070 "There's nobody listening. 1518 01:27:18,943 --> 01:27:20,510 "There's only just... 1519 01:27:22,860 --> 01:27:23,991 "me. 1520 01:27:37,092 --> 01:27:40,269 "Sincerely, Margaret Simon." 1521 01:27:46,318 --> 01:27:47,362 Margaret. 1522 01:29:12,187 --> 01:29:14,492 - Hey. - Hey. 1523 01:29:14,493 --> 01:29:16,191 Wait. Come here. 1524 01:29:17,888 --> 01:29:19,803 I don't really feel like talking. 1525 01:29:21,152 --> 01:29:22,588 Yeah. I don't either. 1526 01:29:24,547 --> 01:29:29,552 But, um, I do want to say sorry for how things went. 1527 01:29:32,163 --> 01:29:36,123 And I know that this past year has not been easy. 1528 01:29:41,433 --> 01:29:43,130 Want to just sit for a minute? 1529 01:29:57,841 --> 01:30:01,105 Mmm, yeah. Good idea. 1530 01:30:13,770 --> 01:30:17,208 It gets tiring trying so hard all the time, doesn't it? 1531 01:30:19,254 --> 01:30:20,298 Yeah. 1532 01:30:55,812 --> 01:30:59,380 - One, two, three. Cheese! - Cheese! 1533 01:30:59,381 --> 01:31:03,079 Junior High! Whoo! 1534 01:31:03,080 --> 01:31:05,691 Come on, everybody. Margaret, come on! 1535 01:31:10,566 --> 01:31:11,566 Hey. 1536 01:31:14,134 --> 01:31:15,266 Thanks, Mr. Benedict. 1537 01:31:16,311 --> 01:31:18,529 You're a really good teacher. 1538 01:31:18,530 --> 01:31:20,575 Well, I wouldn't say all that. You know, 1539 01:31:20,576 --> 01:31:23,012 still trying to iron out some of the kinks. 1540 01:31:23,013 --> 01:31:24,710 No, you were really good. 1541 01:31:26,625 --> 01:31:27,844 I'm glad you felt that way. 1542 01:31:45,601 --> 01:31:46,601 Hey. 1543 01:31:49,692 --> 01:31:50,997 Do you want to come dance? 1544 01:31:53,348 --> 01:31:54,479 Really? 1545 01:31:55,437 --> 01:31:56,437 Yeah. 1546 01:32:09,712 --> 01:32:11,147 Yes! I knew it! 1547 01:32:11,148 --> 01:32:12,583 You basically already won. 1548 01:32:12,584 --> 01:32:14,498 You've been going for ages. 1549 01:32:14,499 --> 01:32:16,848 - Ages, Gretchen? - Can I please go? 1550 01:32:16,849 --> 01:32:18,851 Gretchen, quit complaining all the time. 1551 01:32:19,809 --> 01:32:20,984 I'm not complaining. 1552 01:32:26,206 --> 01:32:27,381 Nancy. 1553 01:32:28,557 --> 01:32:29,732 Come on, please? 1554 01:32:35,781 --> 01:32:36,782 I got it! 1555 01:32:52,450 --> 01:32:54,756 Really nice work on the shading, Daniel. 1556 01:32:54,757 --> 01:32:55,974 Thank you. 1557 01:32:55,975 --> 01:32:58,020 I think maybe you could put a wash here 1558 01:32:58,021 --> 01:33:01,720 just to blend that, but I... It's beautiful. 1559 01:33:07,552 --> 01:33:10,249 - Oh. Hey, Barbara! - Jan! 1560 01:33:10,250 --> 01:33:12,513 It's so funny to see you. I was just gonna call you. 1561 01:33:12,514 --> 01:33:14,253 - Oh. - Can you believe it, 1562 01:33:14,254 --> 01:33:15,646 about the stars? 1563 01:33:15,647 --> 01:33:17,474 - Oh, I know. - Jeez. 1564 01:33:17,475 --> 01:33:20,042 Well, I guess everything is a fire hazard these days. 1565 01:33:21,523 --> 01:33:23,045 Anyway, um, 1566 01:33:23,046 --> 01:33:24,220 we're getting committees together 1567 01:33:24,221 --> 01:33:25,569 over at the Junior High 1568 01:33:25,570 --> 01:33:27,092 and I can think of at least three 1569 01:33:27,093 --> 01:33:28,833 that you'd be perfect for. 1570 01:33:28,834 --> 01:33:34,666 Oh, Jan, that sounds great and I'd love to, but, um... 1571 01:33:36,755 --> 01:33:38,061 I don't want to. 1572 01:33:40,498 --> 01:33:42,630 But thank you for asking me. 1573 01:33:42,631 --> 01:33:45,111 - Yeah. - And, uh... 1574 01:33:46,243 --> 01:33:47,897 - Have a good day! - Okay. 1575 01:33:52,771 --> 01:33:54,337 I'm going to write you so many letters. 1576 01:33:54,338 --> 01:33:56,818 So many letters, the mailman's going to say, 1577 01:33:56,819 --> 01:33:58,863 "That's it! No more!" 1578 01:33:58,864 --> 01:34:00,648 Okay. 1579 01:34:00,649 --> 01:34:02,824 Oh. Have the best time, honey. 1580 01:34:02,825 --> 01:34:04,042 We'll see you when you get back. 1581 01:34:04,043 --> 01:34:05,130 See you soon, sweetie. 1582 01:34:05,131 --> 01:34:06,523 - Have fun. - Bye. 1583 01:34:06,524 --> 01:34:07,830 Love you. Bye! 1584 01:34:10,702 --> 01:34:13,051 - Okay. I think this is it. - Got it? 1585 01:34:13,052 --> 01:34:14,792 - Then we just have to... - Wait, wait, wait. 1586 01:34:14,793 --> 01:34:16,098 - ... close it. - Yeah. 1587 01:34:16,099 --> 01:34:17,926 - Camera, camera, camera. - Oh, wait. 1588 01:34:17,927 --> 01:34:19,405 - Yes. - All right. 1589 01:34:19,406 --> 01:34:21,538 Okay. Now, we just have to close it. 1590 01:34:21,539 --> 01:34:23,018 - Sides. Check the sides. - Okay, got it? 1591 01:34:23,019 --> 01:34:24,410 - Yeah, yeah. Step on it. - Ready. Go. 1592 01:34:24,411 --> 01:34:26,804 Oh, my God! Are you okay? 1593 01:34:26,805 --> 01:34:28,110 Whoo. Ah. 1594 01:34:28,111 --> 01:34:30,112 - Just kidding. - Every time. 1595 01:34:30,113 --> 01:34:31,417 If it's there, I'll take it. 1596 01:34:31,418 --> 01:34:32,941 - Okay. - Good stuff. There it is. 1597 01:34:32,942 --> 01:34:34,812 Almost like we've done it before. 1598 01:34:34,813 --> 01:34:37,163 Yeah. 1599 01:34:40,079 --> 01:34:41,298 Is it lawn day? 1600 01:34:43,169 --> 01:34:44,170 It is. 1601 01:34:46,825 --> 01:34:48,652 - We haven't paid him yet. - We haven't. 1602 01:34:48,653 --> 01:34:50,480 No. And if you wanted to go into the kitchen 1603 01:34:50,481 --> 01:34:51,569 and grab it... 1604 01:34:53,092 --> 01:34:56,008 Yeah. Yeah. Sure. 1605 01:35:05,278 --> 01:35:06,627 Hey. Hey, Moose. 1606 01:35:09,413 --> 01:35:10,674 Here. Dad says thanks. 1607 01:35:10,675 --> 01:35:12,110 Oh, thank you. Yeah. 1608 01:35:12,111 --> 01:35:14,548 Uh, well, have a good summer. 1609 01:35:14,549 --> 01:35:16,158 I won't be seeing you for a while. 1610 01:35:16,159 --> 01:35:17,899 Oh, where you going? 1611 01:35:17,900 --> 01:35:20,379 Camp. New Hampshire. Yeah. 1612 01:35:20,380 --> 01:35:22,207 - Oh. - Leaving today. 1613 01:35:22,208 --> 01:35:23,514 Well, have fun. 1614 01:35:25,168 --> 01:35:26,169 Thanks. 1615 01:35:27,518 --> 01:35:29,040 And, uh, I don't know. 1616 01:35:29,041 --> 01:35:31,000 Maybe we can hang out when you get back? 1617 01:35:32,262 --> 01:35:33,872 Re... Really? 1618 01:35:34,917 --> 01:35:35,918 Yeah. 1619 01:35:38,094 --> 01:35:40,139 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1620 01:36:18,656 --> 01:36:19,962 Oh, my God. 1621 01:36:21,006 --> 01:36:22,572 Oh, my God. 1622 01:36:22,573 --> 01:36:24,227 Mom... Mom? 1623 01:36:25,402 --> 01:36:27,446 Mom! Mom! 1624 01:36:27,447 --> 01:36:29,492 What is it? What's wrong? 1625 01:36:29,493 --> 01:36:32,757 I got it. I got my period. 1626 01:36:33,540 --> 01:36:34,716 What? 1627 01:36:38,067 --> 01:36:39,895 - I got it, right? - Yeah! 1628 01:36:40,939 --> 01:36:43,419 Yeah. Yes. 1629 01:36:43,420 --> 01:36:46,684 Oh, my God. 1630 01:36:51,341 --> 01:36:53,559 I don't know why I'm crying. 1631 01:36:53,560 --> 01:36:55,823 Oh, my goodness. Wow. 1632 01:36:55,824 --> 01:36:58,042 - Are you okay? Yeah? - I'm fine. I'm fine. 1633 01:36:58,043 --> 01:37:00,262 - You feel... - Yep, I'm fine. 1634 01:37:00,263 --> 01:37:02,090 Do you have any cramping or... 1635 01:37:02,091 --> 01:37:04,048 - No. No, no, no. No, I'm fine. - No? 1636 01:37:04,049 --> 01:37:05,571 I can't believe this is happening to you. 1637 01:37:05,572 --> 01:37:06,747 I don't believe it either. 1638 01:37:06,748 --> 01:37:08,270 You're a woman! 1639 01:37:08,271 --> 01:37:09,532 I'm a woman! 1640 01:37:13,580 --> 01:37:15,451 Okay, um... Get down to business. 1641 01:37:15,452 --> 01:37:16,539 - We need pads. - Yeah. 1642 01:37:16,540 --> 01:37:17,758 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 1643 01:37:17,759 --> 01:37:19,063 I actually bought you some. 1644 01:37:19,064 --> 01:37:20,412 - Really? - I was going to sneak them 1645 01:37:20,413 --> 01:37:22,458 into your trunk at camp, you know, just in case. 1646 01:37:22,459 --> 01:37:24,243 But, okay. One sec. 1647 01:37:25,462 --> 01:37:26,593 Be right there. 1648 01:37:28,334 --> 01:37:29,509 Okay. So... 1649 01:37:30,946 --> 01:37:32,990 Um, this is how they work. 1650 01:37:32,991 --> 01:37:34,731 - So you just put... - I know how to do it. 1651 01:37:34,732 --> 01:37:36,602 I've been practicing in my room for two months. 1652 01:37:36,603 --> 01:37:40,171 - What? - Yeah. 1653 01:37:40,172 --> 01:37:41,913 - You have? Oh, my... - Yes. Yes. 1654 01:37:44,481 --> 01:37:45,829 All right. 1655 01:37:45,830 --> 01:37:48,703 Well, then, you're, um... You don't need me. 1656 01:37:51,140 --> 01:37:52,488 Yeah. 1657 01:37:52,489 --> 01:37:54,360 I'll be right out here. Okay. 1658 01:38:31,354 --> 01:38:32,964 Are you still there, God? 1659 01:38:33,791 --> 01:38:35,619 It's me, Margaret. 1660 01:38:37,621 --> 01:38:38,709 Thanks. 1661 01:38:39,449 --> 01:38:40,929 Thanks an awful lot.