1 00:01:51,162 --> 00:01:53,873 Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir? 2 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:56,459 I'll get drive-through. 3 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:40,712 You're counting on the winged avenger to deliver you from evil... 4 00:02:40,879 --> 00:02:42,589 aren't you, my friend? 5 00:02:44,132 --> 00:02:45,508 Are you gonna kill me? 6 00:02:45,675 --> 00:02:50,179 Maybe, maybe not. You can say we're of two minds on the subject. Ha! 7 00:02:52,140 --> 00:02:54,058 Are you a gambling man? 8 00:02:54,976 --> 00:02:57,312 What say we flip for it? 9 00:02:58,146 --> 00:03:01,065 One man is born a hero, his brother, a coward. 10 00:03:01,232 --> 00:03:04,819 Babies starve, politicians grow fat... 11 00:03:04,986 --> 00:03:09,032 holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. 12 00:03:09,198 --> 00:03:13,661 Why? Why? Why? 13 00:03:14,287 --> 00:03:15,496 Luck. 14 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:21,920 Blind, stupid, simple, doo-da, clueless luck. Ha-ha-ha. 15 00:03:24,964 --> 00:03:26,507 The wrath of toss. 16 00:03:27,842 --> 00:03:29,510 The only true justice. 17 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:33,598 Let's see what justice has in store... 18 00:03:33,765 --> 00:03:35,308 for you. 19 00:03:39,854 --> 00:03:43,775 Oh! It's like the touch of God. Wait, wait, wait. 20 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:47,195 Oh-oh! 21 00:03:47,362 --> 00:03:49,614 Fortune smiles, another day of wine and roses. 22 00:03:49,781 --> 00:03:52,158 Or, in your case, beer and pizza. Ha! 23 00:03:52,325 --> 00:03:53,493 Out of here! 24 00:03:53,660 --> 00:03:57,872 - But you said you'd let me live. - Too true, and so you shall. 25 00:03:58,039 --> 00:04:00,792 Nothing better than live bait to trap a bat. 26 00:04:03,086 --> 00:04:05,546 What if we could get some kind of a horn? 27 00:04:16,474 --> 00:04:17,684 Hot entrance. 28 00:04:18,351 --> 00:04:19,394 Two-Face? 29 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,813 Two guards are dead. He's holding a third hostage. 30 00:04:21,980 --> 00:04:24,732 - Didn't see this one coming. - We should have, though. 31 00:04:24,899 --> 00:04:26,484 The Second Bank of Gotham on the... 32 00:04:26,651 --> 00:04:28,695 Second anniversary of the day I captured him. 33 00:04:28,861 --> 00:04:30,238 How could Two-Face resist? 34 00:04:30,446 --> 00:04:31,864 I'm Chase Meridian. 35 00:04:32,031 --> 00:04:34,909 I asked Dr. Meridian to come to Gotham to consult on this case. 36 00:04:35,076 --> 00:04:36,536 She specializes in... 37 00:04:36,703 --> 00:04:39,872 Abnormal Psychology, multiple personalities. I read your work. 38 00:04:40,039 --> 00:04:42,709 Insightful. Naive, but insightful. 39 00:04:42,875 --> 00:04:46,921 I'm flattered. Not every girl makes a superhero's night table. 40 00:04:47,088 --> 00:04:49,924 Can we reason with him? He's holding innocent people up there. 41 00:04:50,091 --> 00:04:53,261 It won't do any good. He'll slaughter them without thinking twice. 42 00:04:53,428 --> 00:04:57,473 A trauma powerful enough to create an alternate personality leaves the victim... 43 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,768 In a world where normal rules of right and wrong no longer apply. 44 00:05:00,935 --> 00:05:03,688 - Exactly. - Like you. 45 00:05:04,272 --> 00:05:05,857 I could write a hell of a paper... 46 00:05:06,024 --> 00:05:08,985 on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent. 47 00:05:10,278 --> 00:05:12,447 Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian. 48 00:05:12,989 --> 00:05:15,575 Really? I didn't know that. 49 00:05:15,742 --> 00:05:17,201 You are interesting. 50 00:05:19,829 --> 00:05:21,956 And call me Chase. 51 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:27,628 By the way, do you have a first name or do I just call you Bats? 52 00:05:33,384 --> 00:05:34,927 Let's start this party with a bang. 53 00:05:44,145 --> 00:05:46,814 Very punctual, even for his own funeral. 54 00:05:46,981 --> 00:05:49,358 Boys, kill the bat. 55 00:05:52,904 --> 00:05:53,946 Ha, ha. Ha. 56 00:06:01,245 --> 00:06:02,371 Blast him. 57 00:06:15,093 --> 00:06:16,844 Open sesame. 58 00:07:21,617 --> 00:07:23,327 It's a trap. 59 00:07:35,715 --> 00:07:37,425 Oh, no! 60 00:07:57,278 --> 00:08:00,114 Attention, citizens of fair Gotham. 61 00:08:03,117 --> 00:08:06,787 When we open that safe, we'll have everything we ever wanted. 62 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:09,457 Enough cash to rain down upon fair Gotham... 63 00:08:09,624 --> 00:08:12,210 a glorious flood of chaos. 64 00:08:12,376 --> 00:08:16,380 And, of course, you, my boy, dead. Ha-ha-ha. 65 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:22,136 Oh, no, it's boiling acid. 66 00:08:22,303 --> 00:08:24,805 For your dying pleasure we're serving the same acid... 67 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:27,934 that made us the men we are today. Ha-ha-ha. 68 00:08:30,311 --> 00:08:31,437 - No. - Hold on. 69 00:08:31,604 --> 00:08:32,647 Yes. 70 00:08:35,441 --> 00:08:36,567 Haul away. 71 00:08:37,151 --> 00:08:39,320 Yes, haul away. 72 00:08:44,283 --> 00:08:46,661 - Give me your hand. - Don't let go. 73 00:08:49,747 --> 00:08:51,916 Oh! Oh. 74 00:08:52,416 --> 00:08:54,335 - I'm gonna have to borrow this. - Aah! 75 00:08:55,127 --> 00:08:59,257 Hey. Hey, that's my hearing aid. 76 00:08:59,423 --> 00:09:00,675 Thanks. 77 00:09:05,137 --> 00:09:07,473 My shoes are melting. Oh! 78 00:09:16,190 --> 00:09:17,233 Oh, oh. 79 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,442 No more! 80 00:09:18,651 --> 00:09:20,820 Aah! 81 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,453 Oh! Ah! 82 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,544 - Hang on. - Hang on? 83 00:09:39,714 --> 00:09:40,798 Whoa! 84 00:09:58,482 --> 00:10:01,402 Get him down. Get him down. 85 00:10:02,278 --> 00:10:04,280 Hey, take it easy with him, fellows. 86 00:10:04,447 --> 00:10:09,618 You'll be all right, young man. Just stay calm. Easy, just easy. 87 00:10:18,961 --> 00:10:20,713 This will fix him. Ha-ha-ha. 88 00:10:27,345 --> 00:10:29,847 Hang on, Batty! Ha-ha-ha. 89 00:10:47,615 --> 00:10:49,075 Ah. 90 00:10:49,658 --> 00:10:50,785 Let's see. 91 00:10:51,452 --> 00:10:52,745 Yes. 92 00:10:52,912 --> 00:10:55,915 Yes, yes, yes. Oh, happy day. 93 00:10:58,292 --> 00:11:02,213 Farewell forever to that pointy-eared night rat. 94 00:11:04,757 --> 00:11:05,800 Face. 95 00:11:08,219 --> 00:11:10,012 - Hey, Face! - Hmm? 96 00:11:11,305 --> 00:11:13,265 - Die! - No! 97 00:11:27,822 --> 00:11:28,989 Oh! 98 00:11:30,324 --> 00:11:32,284 You need help, Harvey. Give it up. 99 00:11:55,474 --> 00:11:58,686 Have the good taste to die. 100 00:11:59,103 --> 00:12:00,855 See you. 101 00:12:41,312 --> 00:12:43,898 Despite a valiant effort last night by Batman... 102 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:47,776 Harvey Two-Face is still at large and extremely dangerous. 103 00:12:47,943 --> 00:12:50,279 And in other news today, billionaire Bruce Wayne... 104 00:12:50,446 --> 00:12:53,157 has extended his trend-setting profit-sharing program... 105 00:12:53,324 --> 00:12:56,452 to the employees of the highly successful Electronics Division... 106 00:12:56,619 --> 00:12:57,912 of Wayne Enterprises. 107 00:13:08,506 --> 00:13:11,300 - Mr. Wayne. - Hello, Fred. 108 00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:13,677 Your inspections are a departmental highlight. 109 00:13:13,844 --> 00:13:17,389 Oh, my God, it's him. 110 00:13:18,224 --> 00:13:22,144 I am a winner. I am a winner. I am a winner. 111 00:13:22,311 --> 00:13:23,771 I am a winner. 112 00:13:26,023 --> 00:13:28,859 Bioremediation. Alternative fuel. 113 00:13:29,026 --> 00:13:30,611 Mr. Wayne, look at that time. 114 00:13:30,778 --> 00:13:35,115 Perhaps we should get to R&D as soon as possible. 115 00:13:35,449 --> 00:13:37,117 Mister... 116 00:13:37,618 --> 00:13:40,204 Ohhh... Bruce Wayne. 117 00:13:40,371 --> 00:13:43,290 No, that's my name. And you are? 118 00:13:43,457 --> 00:13:46,669 Nygma. Edward. Edward Nygma. 119 00:13:46,835 --> 00:13:50,965 You hired me personally. Just like I tell everyone. 120 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:55,344 We've never actually met, but your name was on the hiring slip. 121 00:13:55,511 --> 00:13:58,722 - I have it. - I'm gonna need that hand back, Ed. 122 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:03,310 Oh. Yes, of course. I'm sorry. 123 00:14:03,477 --> 00:14:05,479 It's just that... 124 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,398 you're my idol. 125 00:14:07,565 --> 00:14:08,774 Back to work, Edward. 126 00:14:08,941 --> 00:14:12,528 And some people have been trying to keep us apart. 127 00:14:12,695 --> 00:14:15,239 - Back to work, Edward. - It's okay. 128 00:14:15,948 --> 00:14:17,658 So, Mr. Nygma, what's on your mind? 129 00:14:17,825 --> 00:14:21,662 Precisely. What's on all our minds? 130 00:14:21,829 --> 00:14:23,622 Brain waves. 131 00:14:27,668 --> 00:14:31,839 The future of Wayne Enterprises... 132 00:14:32,381 --> 00:14:34,592 is brain waves. 133 00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:39,388 I'm gonna have to apologize. I personally terminated his project this morning. 134 00:14:39,555 --> 00:14:40,598 It's okay. 135 00:14:40,764 --> 00:14:42,766 I have it. 136 00:14:45,561 --> 00:14:47,229 Voila. 137 00:14:49,773 --> 00:14:51,191 Huh? 138 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:57,865 My invention beams any TV signal directly into the human brain. 139 00:14:58,032 --> 00:15:01,368 By stimulating neurons, manipulating brain waves, if you will... 140 00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:07,291 this device makes the audience feel like they're inside the show. 141 00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:10,252 Why be brutalized by an uncaring world? 142 00:15:10,419 --> 00:15:13,505 Did you say, "Manipulating brain waves"? 143 00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:16,008 Well... 144 00:15:16,717 --> 00:15:18,510 - Yes. - Hmm. 145 00:15:18,677 --> 00:15:19,970 But... 146 00:15:20,137 --> 00:15:23,307 someone like you would never need it. 147 00:15:23,807 --> 00:15:25,225 Someone so... 148 00:15:25,851 --> 00:15:28,771 intelligent, witty and charming. 149 00:15:30,814 --> 00:15:33,525 I just need a bit of additional funding for human trials. 150 00:15:33,692 --> 00:15:36,570 - Let me show you, please. - Now, listen, Ed... 151 00:15:36,737 --> 00:15:39,740 I want a full set of technical schematics on this, okay? 152 00:15:39,907 --> 00:15:42,534 I want you to know we'll be full partners in this, Bruce. 153 00:15:42,701 --> 00:15:45,496 Look at us. Two of a kind. 154 00:15:45,663 --> 00:15:48,082 You call my assistant, Margaret. She'll set something up. 155 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,875 Ahhh... 156 00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:53,545 That's not gonna be good for me. 157 00:15:54,171 --> 00:15:56,423 I need an answer now. 158 00:15:56,757 --> 00:15:59,093 I think I deserve it. 159 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,929 I'm sorry, Ed, then the answer is no. 160 00:16:02,888 --> 00:16:07,351 Tampering with people's brain waves, mind manipulation... 161 00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:12,106 It just raises too many questions. Sorry. 162 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:15,317 Thanks, everybody, keep up the good work. Factory looks great. 163 00:16:15,484 --> 00:16:18,153 All right, everyone, back to work. 164 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,906 We'll discuss this later. 165 00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:28,622 You were supposed to understand. 166 00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:35,629 I'll make you understand. 167 00:16:38,674 --> 00:16:40,300 Lock. 168 00:16:46,348 --> 00:16:47,808 Chair. 169 00:16:56,358 --> 00:16:58,652 - Alfred. - I saw the signal, sir. 170 00:16:58,819 --> 00:16:59,987 All is ready. 171 00:17:40,903 --> 00:17:42,946 - Commissioner Gordon? - He's at home. 172 00:17:44,865 --> 00:17:46,700 I sent the signal. 173 00:17:47,826 --> 00:17:48,869 What's wrong? 174 00:17:51,789 --> 00:17:55,042 Last night at the bank I noticed something about Two-Face. 175 00:17:55,209 --> 00:17:56,293 His coin. 176 00:17:56,877 --> 00:17:58,462 It's his Achilles' heel. 177 00:17:58,629 --> 00:18:01,882 - It can be exploited. - I know. 178 00:18:02,049 --> 00:18:03,467 You called me here for this? 179 00:18:03,634 --> 00:18:05,719 The Bat-Signal is not a beeper. 180 00:18:06,470 --> 00:18:09,348 Well, I wish I could say that my interest in you... 181 00:18:09,515 --> 00:18:11,225 was purely professional. 182 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,727 Are you trying to get under my cape, doctor? 183 00:18:13,894 --> 00:18:16,897 A girl can't live by psychoses alone. 184 00:18:17,064 --> 00:18:19,525 It's the car, right? Chicks love the car. 185 00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:23,779 What is it about the wrong kind of man? 186 00:18:24,029 --> 00:18:25,989 In grade school, it was guys with earrings. 187 00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:30,202 motorcycles, leather jackets. 188 00:18:30,369 --> 00:18:31,829 Now... 189 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,957 Oh. 190 00:18:35,123 --> 00:18:37,084 black rubber. 191 00:18:37,292 --> 00:18:39,753 Try a fireman. Less to take off. 192 00:18:42,297 --> 00:18:45,551 I don't mind the work. Pity I can't see behind the mask. 193 00:18:46,093 --> 00:18:50,681 - We all wear masks. - My life's an open book. You read? 194 00:18:50,848 --> 00:18:53,934 I don't blend in at a family picnic. 195 00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:58,397 Oh, we could give it a try. I'll bring the wine... 196 00:18:59,106 --> 00:19:01,692 you bring your scarred psyche. 197 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,405 - Direct, aren't you? - You like strong women. 198 00:19:06,572 --> 00:19:08,407 I've done my homework. 199 00:19:08,574 --> 00:19:11,451 Or do I need skintight vinyl and a whip? 200 00:19:12,661 --> 00:19:15,289 I haven't had that much luck with women. 201 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:18,625 Maybe you just haven't met the right woman. 202 00:19:24,423 --> 00:19:26,383 I saw the signal. What's going on? 203 00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:28,677 - Nothing. - Ahem. 204 00:19:28,844 --> 00:19:29,928 False alarm. 205 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,472 Are you sure? 206 00:19:51,074 --> 00:19:52,117 Women. 207 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,085 Okay... 208 00:20:02,252 --> 00:20:04,630 now I've got it! Hah. 209 00:20:07,215 --> 00:20:09,843 Too many questions. There's too many questions. 210 00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:11,219 There's just too many... 211 00:20:13,013 --> 00:20:14,681 I'll show you it works. 212 00:20:14,848 --> 00:20:17,351 What the hell is going on here? 213 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:22,064 I told you this project is terminated. I'm calling security. 214 00:20:27,819 --> 00:20:30,864 Caffeine will kill you! 215 00:20:34,409 --> 00:20:36,745 Rise and shine, little guinea pig. 216 00:20:36,912 --> 00:20:39,706 What are you doing, Nygma? Untie me. 217 00:20:39,873 --> 00:20:41,208 This won't hurt a bit. 218 00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:43,210 At least, I don't think it will. 219 00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:47,506 What are you doing? Nygma. 220 00:20:47,673 --> 00:20:50,384 - You touch that switch and... - Which one? This? 221 00:20:55,055 --> 00:20:57,474 Uh-oh. Ooh. 222 00:21:01,853 --> 00:21:02,896 Ah. 223 00:21:06,441 --> 00:21:09,486 - Losing resolution. More power. - Ooh. 224 00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:35,762 Edward Nygma, come on down... 225 00:21:35,929 --> 00:21:40,767 you're the next contestant on Brain Drain. 226 00:21:40,976 --> 00:21:42,102 Um-chee-uh-ah. 227 00:21:42,269 --> 00:21:45,230 I'll take what's inside thick skull number one. 228 00:21:45,397 --> 00:21:47,441 - What have we got for him, Johnny? - Oh. 229 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:51,820 Ooh-hoo-hoo. Stickley, I'm having a breakthrough. 230 00:21:51,987 --> 00:21:53,864 And a breakdown? Maybe! 231 00:21:54,031 --> 00:21:56,199 Nevertheless, I'm smarter. I'm a genius. 232 00:21:56,366 --> 00:21:59,119 No, several geniuses. 233 00:21:59,286 --> 00:22:04,207 A gaggle, a swarm, a flock of freaking Freuds. 234 00:22:05,292 --> 00:22:07,627 Riddle me this, Fred. 235 00:22:08,128 --> 00:22:12,132 What is everything to someone and nothing to everyone else? 236 00:22:12,716 --> 00:22:14,468 Your mind, baby. 237 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:17,637 And now mine pumps with the power of yours. 238 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:20,766 I'm sucking up your IQ 239 00:22:21,224 --> 00:22:23,060 Vacuuming your cortex 240 00:22:23,226 --> 00:22:24,895 Feeding off your brain 241 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:30,984 Fred! 242 00:22:50,921 --> 00:22:53,840 What a rush. 243 00:22:54,382 --> 00:22:55,842 What the hell just happened? 244 00:22:58,804 --> 00:23:01,807 A very surprising side effect. 245 00:23:01,973 --> 00:23:05,352 While you were mesmerized by my 3-D TV... 246 00:23:06,019 --> 00:23:08,438 I utilized your neural energy to grow smarter. 247 00:23:08,605 --> 00:23:11,358 Bruce Wayne was right. 248 00:23:11,525 --> 00:23:17,322 You demented, bizarre, unethical toad. It is brain manipulation. 249 00:23:17,489 --> 00:23:19,533 I'm reporting you to the FCC... 250 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:23,870 the Human Experimentation Board, the AMI, and the police. 251 00:23:24,037 --> 00:23:26,873 You are going up on charges, to court... 252 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:31,044 to jail, and then to a mental institution for the rest of your twisted little life. 253 00:23:31,211 --> 00:23:34,047 But first and foremost, Nygma, you are fired. 254 00:23:34,214 --> 00:23:37,175 Do you hear me? Fired! 255 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:40,262 Mmm. 256 00:23:42,222 --> 00:23:45,475 I don't think so. 257 00:23:59,322 --> 00:24:00,574 Oh! 258 00:24:03,201 --> 00:24:04,578 Hang on! 259 00:24:07,956 --> 00:24:10,584 Fred, babe... 260 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,544 you are fired. 261 00:24:13,044 --> 00:24:16,756 Or should I say terminated? 262 00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:25,473 Surf's up, big kahuna! 263 00:24:26,892 --> 00:24:30,437 Ooh. Nice form, but a little rough on the landing. 264 00:24:30,604 --> 00:24:33,106 He may have to settle for the bronze. 265 00:24:38,570 --> 00:24:45,076 Questions, Mr. Wayne? My work raises too many questions? 266 00:24:45,243 --> 00:24:48,288 Why hasn't anybody... 267 00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:51,458 put you in your place? 268 00:24:53,084 --> 00:24:55,545 Harvey Dent, once Gotham's District Attorney... 269 00:24:55,712 --> 00:24:58,882 was horribly scarred by underworld kingpin, Boss Moroni. 270 00:24:59,049 --> 00:25:02,093 Although Batman tried to save him, Dent's left-brain damage... 271 00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:04,137 transformed him into a violent criminal... 272 00:25:05,472 --> 00:25:07,057 - ... who blames Batman... - Wayne Manor. 273 00:25:07,224 --> 00:25:09,476 and who has vowed to destroy the Dark Knight. 274 00:25:09,643 --> 00:25:11,895 - Harvey Two-Face is extremely dangerous. - Ah. 275 00:25:12,062 --> 00:25:13,146 Repeat, extremely... 276 00:25:13,313 --> 00:25:15,106 That was the Commissioner Gordon, sir. 277 00:25:15,273 --> 00:25:18,652 There's been an accident at Wayne Enterprises. 278 00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:21,488 - Horrible way to die. - Yes. 279 00:25:21,655 --> 00:25:23,698 The video surveillance cameras are down here. 280 00:25:23,865 --> 00:25:28,495 Good. We'll dredge the river, but with that current, I doubt we'll ever find the body. 281 00:25:31,665 --> 00:25:36,127 Why? Oh, why? 282 00:25:37,254 --> 00:25:39,339 I just can't believe it. 283 00:25:39,506 --> 00:25:42,842 Two years working in the same office. 284 00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:46,596 He was like my father, my brother... 285 00:25:46,763 --> 00:25:49,015 or a cousin that visits all the time. 286 00:25:49,599 --> 00:25:51,935 Get a grip, Edward. 287 00:25:53,436 --> 00:25:55,021 I found this in my cubicle. 288 00:25:55,188 --> 00:25:57,524 You'll find the handwriting matches his exactly... 289 00:25:57,691 --> 00:25:59,609 as does sentence structure and spelling. 290 00:26:03,571 --> 00:26:06,491 I couldn't possibly continue on here. 291 00:26:06,658 --> 00:26:09,744 The memories... 292 00:26:11,288 --> 00:26:14,124 This is last night's security log. 293 00:26:14,291 --> 00:26:15,750 There's Stickley. 294 00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:23,925 Pretty cut-and-dry. 295 00:26:29,639 --> 00:26:32,684 Yep, definitely suicide. 296 00:26:32,851 --> 00:26:36,229 Thanks very much for your help, Bruce. We'll be in touch. 297 00:26:39,816 --> 00:26:42,610 Stickley's suicide. It doesn't make sense. Thanks. 298 00:26:42,777 --> 00:26:44,487 I want full benefits for his family. 299 00:26:44,654 --> 00:26:47,240 Suicide's not covered by our corporate insurance policy. 300 00:26:47,407 --> 00:26:48,992 I know. Full benefits. 301 00:26:49,159 --> 00:26:51,202 Gossip Gerty has called a record 32 times. 302 00:26:51,369 --> 00:26:55,248 - Who are you taking to the charity circus? - I'll let you know. What's this? 303 00:26:56,124 --> 00:26:59,794 I don't know. I didn't see anyone. 304 00:27:14,517 --> 00:27:17,771 That's hideous. What does it mean? 305 00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:19,105 It's a riddle. 306 00:27:19,272 --> 00:27:22,108 "Numbers on my face, 13." 307 00:27:22,275 --> 00:27:25,445 One through 12. The answer is a clock. 308 00:27:25,612 --> 00:27:27,781 Who would send you a riddle? 309 00:27:28,490 --> 00:27:31,034 That, Maggie, is the riddle. 310 00:28:15,829 --> 00:28:17,330 Guess what I did today. 311 00:28:44,607 --> 00:28:47,444 Wayne Manor. 312 00:28:48,403 --> 00:28:49,737 Hmp! 313 00:28:56,119 --> 00:28:58,371 See you soon. 314 00:29:28,735 --> 00:29:31,237 Dr. Meridian, please. Thank you. 315 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:01,768 I... 316 00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:03,853 I... 317 00:30:04,187 --> 00:30:05,939 guess I'm early. 318 00:30:06,105 --> 00:30:09,234 I have an appointment. I'm Bruce Wayne. 319 00:30:10,026 --> 00:30:13,029 Good. Then you can afford to buy me a new door. 320 00:30:13,613 --> 00:30:16,199 I... Sorry. 321 00:30:17,075 --> 00:30:18,284 I... 322 00:30:19,911 --> 00:30:23,581 You sounded like you were in... 323 00:30:23,915 --> 00:30:25,416 In... 324 00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:29,546 You know, trouble. 325 00:30:29,879 --> 00:30:34,300 I prefer healthy expressions of violence as opposed to breaking and entering. 326 00:30:34,968 --> 00:30:39,305 - Hmm. - So how can I help you, Mr. Wayne? 327 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:44,185 Oh. Someone's been sending me love letters. 328 00:30:44,352 --> 00:30:48,439 One at my office, and one last night at my home. 329 00:30:48,815 --> 00:30:53,319 I... Commissioner Gordon thought you might give me your expert opinion. 330 00:30:58,283 --> 00:30:59,450 Clock. 331 00:30:59,617 --> 00:31:01,160 Clock. 332 00:31:13,047 --> 00:31:14,632 A match. 333 00:31:19,470 --> 00:31:21,973 My opinion, this letter writer is a total wacko. 334 00:31:22,682 --> 00:31:25,810 Wacko? That a technical term? 335 00:31:26,519 --> 00:31:28,855 Patient may suffer from obsessional syndrome... 336 00:31:29,022 --> 00:31:33,276 with potential homicidal tendencies. Does that work better for you? 337 00:31:33,693 --> 00:31:37,322 So, what you're saying is this guy's a total wacko. 338 00:31:37,488 --> 00:31:39,365 Exactly. 339 00:31:40,575 --> 00:31:42,201 He's obsessed with you. 340 00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:45,288 His only escape may be to purge the fixation. 341 00:31:46,914 --> 00:31:48,666 To kill me. 342 00:31:48,833 --> 00:31:52,003 I think you understand obsession better than you let on. 343 00:31:55,590 --> 00:31:56,799 You have a thing for bats? 344 00:31:58,092 --> 00:32:01,471 Oh, that's a Rorschach, Mr. Wayne. An inkblot. 345 00:32:01,638 --> 00:32:03,681 People see what they want. 346 00:32:03,848 --> 00:32:07,477 I think the question would be, do you have a thing for bats? 347 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,231 Still playing with dolls, doctor? 348 00:32:13,024 --> 00:32:15,318 She's a Malaysian dream warden. 349 00:32:15,485 --> 00:32:18,571 Some cultures believe she protects you from bad dreams. 350 00:32:19,614 --> 00:32:21,699 It's silly to you, I'm sure. 351 00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:28,414 You look so sad. 352 00:32:29,582 --> 00:32:30,833 Do you need one? 353 00:32:31,626 --> 00:32:34,045 Me? No. Why would I? 354 00:32:36,089 --> 00:32:39,092 You're not exactly what you seem, are you, Bruce Wayne? 355 00:32:40,301 --> 00:32:42,762 What is it you really came here for? 356 00:32:44,806 --> 00:32:47,016 Yikes, time's up. 357 00:32:48,601 --> 00:32:50,478 That's usually my line. 358 00:32:50,645 --> 00:32:54,816 - Listen, I'd love to stay here chatting... - Mm. Would you? 359 00:32:54,982 --> 00:32:56,526 I'm not so sure. 360 00:32:57,068 --> 00:32:59,779 I've really gotta get you out of those clothes. 361 00:33:00,571 --> 00:33:03,950 - Excuse me? - And into a black dress. 362 00:33:04,117 --> 00:33:07,203 Tell me, doctor, do you like the circus? 363 00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:28,641 Ladies and gentlemen... 364 00:33:28,808 --> 00:33:31,018 boys and girls of all ages... 365 00:33:31,185 --> 00:33:33,730 welcome to the greatest show on Earth. 366 00:33:33,896 --> 00:33:36,816 Bruce, who is this beautiful young woman you're with? 367 00:33:36,983 --> 00:33:41,320 - Dr. Chase Meridian. - A doctor? What kind of doctor? 368 00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:43,656 for Gotham Children's Hospital. 369 00:33:43,823 --> 00:33:48,828 Let's thank our largest single donor: Bruce Wayne! 370 00:33:51,247 --> 00:33:53,082 Ladies and gentlemen... 371 00:33:53,708 --> 00:33:55,835 70 feet above the ground... 372 00:33:56,002 --> 00:33:59,922 performing feats of unimaginable aerial skill... 373 00:34:00,089 --> 00:34:02,759 the Flying Graysons. 374 00:34:56,562 --> 00:34:58,898 Listen, I'm going rock climbing this weekend. 375 00:34:59,065 --> 00:35:00,650 Would you like to join me? 376 00:35:00,817 --> 00:35:02,235 Oh, um... 377 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:07,031 I'd like to, I love climbing. I mean, I really love it. 378 00:35:07,406 --> 00:35:10,326 - But? - I've met someone. 379 00:35:11,661 --> 00:35:13,746 That's fast work. You just moved here. 380 00:35:13,913 --> 00:35:17,583 Well, you could say he just kind of dropped out of the sky... 381 00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:20,336 and bang! 382 00:35:21,546 --> 00:35:22,922 I think he felt it too. 383 00:35:23,589 --> 00:35:25,842 - Sure did. - What? 384 00:35:27,635 --> 00:35:28,678 Well, who wouldn't? 385 00:35:28,845 --> 00:35:30,221 And now... 386 00:35:33,099 --> 00:35:36,769 Richard, the youngest Flying Grayson... 387 00:35:36,936 --> 00:35:41,107 will perform the awe-inspiring death drop... 388 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,444 without the safety of a net. 389 00:36:05,047 --> 00:36:07,466 - Okay, let's go. - You'll be all right. 390 00:36:43,210 --> 00:36:47,089 Ladies and gentlemen... 391 00:36:47,256 --> 00:36:49,800 the new management of the Circus International... 392 00:36:49,967 --> 00:36:53,471 invites you to forget this good, clean, wholesome all-American fun... 393 00:36:53,638 --> 00:36:59,101 and join us in a celebration of absolute chaos and true jesters. 394 00:36:59,268 --> 00:37:02,939 Bring it on. Bring it on, now. 395 00:37:13,866 --> 00:37:16,535 Tonight, a new act for your personal amazement. 396 00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:21,791 - We call it Massacre Under the Big Top. - Ha-ha-ha. 397 00:37:21,958 --> 00:37:25,586 If we may direct your attention to the middle of the center ring. 398 00:37:25,753 --> 00:37:29,173 Inside this harmless-looking orb are two... 399 00:37:29,340 --> 00:37:32,969 That's 200 sticks of TNT. 400 00:37:33,135 --> 00:37:37,890 And in our innocent hand, a radio detonator. 401 00:37:38,057 --> 00:37:41,727 - What the hell do you want, Harvey? - Want, Mr. Mayor? 402 00:37:41,894 --> 00:37:43,688 One simple thing: Batman. 403 00:37:43,854 --> 00:37:47,733 Bruised, broken, bleeding. In a word: dead! 404 00:37:52,238 --> 00:37:55,741 - Batman. - Who do we have before us? 405 00:37:55,908 --> 00:38:02,331 Gotham's finest, well-to-do, influential. Surely one of you knows who Batman is. 406 00:38:02,498 --> 00:38:07,003 Hell, odds are, one of you pasty-faced twits is Batman. 407 00:38:07,169 --> 00:38:09,755 You have two minutes. 408 00:38:15,761 --> 00:38:17,346 Harvey. 409 00:38:17,763 --> 00:38:19,348 I'm Batman! 410 00:38:25,896 --> 00:38:26,939 Bruce. 411 00:38:27,106 --> 00:38:29,275 Whoo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha. 412 00:38:38,451 --> 00:38:40,953 We could stop them. If we go out on the rigging. 413 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:42,955 - Be careful, boys. - Don't worry, Mom. 414 00:39:01,057 --> 00:39:02,808 Go to work, boys. Ha, ha. 415 00:39:17,740 --> 00:39:19,158 Oof! 416 00:39:23,496 --> 00:39:24,538 Ha! 417 00:39:24,705 --> 00:39:26,957 Our kind of day. 418 00:39:35,549 --> 00:39:37,301 Reach for it. Stop it. 419 00:39:43,516 --> 00:39:45,601 Oh, my God. 420 00:39:57,947 --> 00:39:58,989 Ha! 421 00:41:23,824 --> 00:41:24,950 Bruce. 422 00:41:25,117 --> 00:41:28,245 It's good of you to take him in. He hasn't anyone now. 423 00:41:28,412 --> 00:41:32,625 We've had him filling out papers all day. He hasn't slept, he hasn't even eaten. 424 00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:46,931 Welcome, Master Grayson. I'm Alfred. 425 00:41:47,097 --> 00:41:49,225 How you doing, Al? 426 00:41:50,476 --> 00:41:52,102 There's a room for you upstairs... 427 00:41:52,269 --> 00:41:54,813 but perhaps you'd like to get something to eat first. 428 00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:59,151 Okay, I'm out of here. 429 00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:01,987 Excuse me? 430 00:42:02,154 --> 00:42:04,156 I figured telling that cop I'd stay here... 431 00:42:04,323 --> 00:42:07,993 saved me a truckload of social service interviews and charities. 432 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,496 So, no offense, but no thanks. See you. 433 00:42:11,038 --> 00:42:12,957 Take it easy, Al. 434 00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:25,052 Where will you go? 435 00:42:25,219 --> 00:42:27,846 The circus must be halfway to Metropolis by now. 436 00:42:28,013 --> 00:42:31,684 I'll get a fix on Two-Face. Then I'm gonna kill him. 437 00:42:31,976 --> 00:42:36,272 Killing Two-Face won't take the pain away. It'll make it worse. 438 00:42:36,438 --> 00:42:38,691 Look, spare me the sermons, all right, Bruce? 439 00:42:38,857 --> 00:42:42,152 I don't need your advice and I don't need your charity. 440 00:42:43,529 --> 00:42:47,032 - That's a nice bike. - Hang out at a lot of biker bars, Bruce? 441 00:42:49,743 --> 00:42:52,538 You're almost on empty. Why don't you fill up in the garage? 442 00:42:52,705 --> 00:42:55,040 There's not a gas station around here for miles. 443 00:43:03,382 --> 00:43:04,633 Pump's over here. 444 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,970 Is this a garage or a car museum, Bruce? 445 00:43:10,806 --> 00:43:12,391 Oh, wow. 446 00:43:16,854 --> 00:43:19,690 - It's a 1917 Harley. - Yep. 447 00:43:19,857 --> 00:43:22,776 Indian classic, fully restored. 448 00:43:23,068 --> 00:43:27,072 This is a Vincent Black Knight. They only made, like, a hundred of these. 449 00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:30,242 A hundred and one, actually. She's my favorite. 450 00:43:30,409 --> 00:43:33,203 - You've got two of them. - Yeah, that one doesn't run, though. 451 00:43:34,538 --> 00:43:36,707 Throttle sticks on this one. 452 00:43:36,874 --> 00:43:42,004 Alfred's actually a very good mechanic, but some of these need a lot of work. 453 00:43:42,171 --> 00:43:45,549 If someone were to fix them up, they could keep one as a fee. 454 00:43:47,718 --> 00:43:50,637 Anyway, have a nice trip. 455 00:43:51,096 --> 00:43:53,432 I'm sure you'll land on your feet. 456 00:43:56,393 --> 00:44:00,105 Is the young master leaving? Pity. 457 00:44:00,272 --> 00:44:04,401 I'll just toss this away, then. Perhaps the dogs are hungry. 458 00:44:07,696 --> 00:44:09,573 Hey, Al, wait up. 459 00:45:14,805 --> 00:45:16,974 "That where there is hatred, I will bring love. 460 00:45:18,183 --> 00:45:22,604 That where there is wrong, I may bring the spirit of forgiveness. 461 00:45:22,771 --> 00:45:26,108 That where there is despair, I may bring hope. 462 00:45:26,275 --> 00:45:30,320 That where there are shadows, I may bring light. 463 00:45:30,487 --> 00:45:34,032 That where there is sadness, I may bring joy. 464 00:45:34,199 --> 00:45:39,246 Lord, grant that I may seek rather to comfort than to be comforted. 465 00:45:39,413 --> 00:45:42,374 To understand, than to be understood. 466 00:45:42,541 --> 00:45:45,711 To love, than to be loved." 467 00:46:02,895 --> 00:46:04,855 Master Bruce? 468 00:46:07,399 --> 00:46:09,234 Master Bruce? 469 00:46:09,735 --> 00:46:12,070 Just like my parents. 470 00:46:12,279 --> 00:46:14,323 It's happening again. 471 00:46:15,073 --> 00:46:18,994 A monster comes out of the night, a scream, two shots. 472 00:46:20,496 --> 00:46:24,124 - I killed them. - What did you say? 473 00:46:24,291 --> 00:46:29,254 He killed them. Two-Face. He slaughtered that boy's parents. 474 00:46:29,421 --> 00:46:34,468 No. No, you said, "I." "I killed them." 475 00:46:45,896 --> 00:46:49,483 - Take care of the kid. - Certainly, sir. 476 00:46:57,199 --> 00:47:00,285 Can I help you settle in, Master Grayson? 477 00:47:00,452 --> 00:47:01,912 No. 478 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,540 Thanks, I won't... I won't be staying long. 479 00:47:04,873 --> 00:47:06,291 Oh. 480 00:47:07,292 --> 00:47:09,628 Is this a robin? 481 00:47:12,130 --> 00:47:16,093 My brother's wire broke once and I swung out and grabbed him. 482 00:47:17,302 --> 00:47:19,805 My father said I was his hero. 483 00:47:20,889 --> 00:47:23,267 I flew in like a robin. 484 00:47:25,352 --> 00:47:27,980 Some hero I turned out to be. 485 00:47:28,647 --> 00:47:33,986 But your father was right. You are a hero. I can tell. 486 00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:44,037 Throw this away, will you, Alfred? I won't be needing it anymore. 487 00:47:46,248 --> 00:47:48,333 I think I'll just put it in here. 488 00:47:55,173 --> 00:47:57,676 Broken wings mend in time. 489 00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:03,265 One day Robin will fly again. I promise. 490 00:48:44,473 --> 00:48:45,515 Aah-aah! 491 00:48:51,146 --> 00:48:52,522 Whoa! 492 00:49:02,199 --> 00:49:03,742 Aah! Ah-ha. 493 00:49:25,514 --> 00:49:26,807 We'll drive, thank you. 494 00:50:44,134 --> 00:50:46,011 Aah! 495 00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:01,276 The Puzzler? 496 00:51:06,364 --> 00:51:07,991 The Gamester? 497 00:51:14,247 --> 00:51:16,166 Captain Kill? 498 00:51:20,378 --> 00:51:22,214 Question Mark Man? 499 00:51:22,798 --> 00:51:24,382 No, no, no. 500 00:51:37,562 --> 00:51:39,898 Ohhh... 501 00:51:40,315 --> 00:51:42,317 Thank you. Thank you so much. 502 00:51:56,456 --> 00:52:00,460 The Bat's stubborn refusal to expire... 503 00:52:00,794 --> 00:52:03,755 is driving us insane. 504 00:52:06,132 --> 00:52:07,843 Don't worry, baby. 505 00:52:09,511 --> 00:52:11,930 You'll kill him soon. 506 00:52:16,142 --> 00:52:19,938 Besides, I made your favorite tonight. 507 00:52:20,105 --> 00:52:22,440 - Sparkling champagne... - Oh. 508 00:52:22,607 --> 00:52:26,778 yummy poached salmon with little itty-bitty quail eggs... 509 00:52:26,945 --> 00:52:31,616 and a creamy, dreamy lemon soufflé. 510 00:52:32,325 --> 00:52:34,494 No, I made your favorite. 511 00:52:34,661 --> 00:52:37,122 A charred heart of black boar... 512 00:52:37,289 --> 00:52:40,250 a side of raw donkey meat... 513 00:52:40,417 --> 00:52:44,629 and a Sterno and grain alcohol, straight up, baby! 514 00:52:46,131 --> 00:52:49,467 Perfect. Ladies, you spoil us. 515 00:52:49,634 --> 00:52:53,555 We're of two minds about what to eat first. 516 00:52:53,722 --> 00:52:56,141 - What? - I hope you made extra. 517 00:52:56,308 --> 00:52:58,643 Who the hell are you? 518 00:52:59,311 --> 00:53:00,812 Just a friend. 519 00:53:00,979 --> 00:53:03,106 But you can call me... 520 00:53:03,523 --> 00:53:05,483 the Riddler. 521 00:53:07,527 --> 00:53:11,573 I'll call you dead, is more like it. How did you find us here? Talk. 522 00:53:11,740 --> 00:53:13,033 But then if I talked... 523 00:53:13,199 --> 00:53:15,994 what would keep you from slaying me, O Segregated One? 524 00:53:16,161 --> 00:53:20,081 By the way, that's never gonna heal if you don't stop picking. 525 00:53:21,166 --> 00:53:23,668 - Let's see if you bleed green. - Harvey... 526 00:53:23,835 --> 00:53:27,088 - Ha-ha-ha. - ... I don't think it's me you wanna kill. 527 00:53:27,881 --> 00:53:31,426 That's just too easy for someone as powerful as you... 528 00:53:31,593 --> 00:53:33,970 and you. 529 00:53:34,179 --> 00:53:35,430 But Batman... 530 00:53:36,932 --> 00:53:39,267 there's a challenge. 531 00:53:39,434 --> 00:53:41,937 - Kill the Bat! Sounds like a good idea. - Ha-ha-ha. 532 00:53:42,103 --> 00:53:43,688 But have you thought it through? 533 00:53:43,855 --> 00:53:48,234 A few bullets, a quick splash of blood, and then what? 534 00:53:48,401 --> 00:53:50,320 Wet hands. 535 00:53:50,695 --> 00:53:53,615 Post-homicidal depression. 536 00:53:57,202 --> 00:53:59,871 - Why not humiliate him first? - Yeah. 537 00:54:00,038 --> 00:54:03,625 Expose his frailties. And then, when he is at his weakest... 538 00:54:03,792 --> 00:54:06,878 - ... crush him. - Heh. 539 00:54:07,671 --> 00:54:12,050 - I see that sparkle in your left eye. - Heh. 540 00:54:12,884 --> 00:54:15,971 I can help you get Batman. 541 00:54:18,390 --> 00:54:23,687 That is, if you'll spare my life for just a few moments. 542 00:54:25,522 --> 00:54:26,856 Heh. 543 00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,074 Thank you. 544 00:54:36,533 --> 00:54:38,743 I simply love what you've done with this place. 545 00:54:38,910 --> 00:54:41,454 Heavy Metal meets House and Garden. Ha-ha-ha. 546 00:54:42,747 --> 00:54:43,790 Beautiful. 547 00:54:43,957 --> 00:54:46,710 It's so dark and Gothic... 548 00:54:46,876 --> 00:54:49,921 and disgustingly decadent. Ahhh... 549 00:54:50,797 --> 00:54:53,925 Yet so bright and chipper... 550 00:54:55,051 --> 00:54:56,428 and conservative. 551 00:55:00,598 --> 00:55:02,684 It's so you. 552 00:55:02,851 --> 00:55:04,853 And yet, so you. 553 00:55:07,313 --> 00:55:11,026 Very few people are both a summer and a winter... 554 00:55:12,110 --> 00:55:14,237 - ... but you pull it off nicely. - Hah! 555 00:55:16,364 --> 00:55:18,616 What's the point, big boy? 556 00:55:19,117 --> 00:55:24,289 Has anybody ever told you you have a serious impulse-control problem? 557 00:55:25,290 --> 00:55:28,376 This is the point. 558 00:55:39,596 --> 00:55:42,015 This is how I found you. 559 00:55:42,182 --> 00:55:44,267 Let me demonstrate. 560 00:55:50,106 --> 00:55:51,941 This is your brain on the Box. 561 00:55:52,108 --> 00:55:53,985 - Aah! - This is my brain on the Box. 562 00:55:54,194 --> 00:55:56,905 Does anybody else feel like a fried egg? 563 00:55:57,072 --> 00:55:58,823 I'll have a bit more. Thank you. 564 00:55:58,990 --> 00:56:02,994 Oh, there's more. But only the first one's free. 565 00:56:03,161 --> 00:56:04,621 Here's the bargain. 566 00:56:04,788 --> 00:56:10,418 You will help me steal production capital so I can put a Box on every TV in town... 567 00:56:10,585 --> 00:56:15,673 and become Gotham's cleverest carbon-based life form. 568 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,926 And in return... 569 00:56:19,385 --> 00:56:21,846 Is everybody paying attention? 570 00:56:22,013 --> 00:56:24,724 I will help you solve the greatest riddle of all. 571 00:56:24,891 --> 00:56:27,811 The mother of all riddles: 572 00:56:28,603 --> 00:56:32,398 - Who is Batman? - Hmm. 573 00:56:33,817 --> 00:56:35,318 You have broken into our hideout. 574 00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:38,738 - You have violated the sanctity of our lair. - Oh! 575 00:56:38,905 --> 00:56:41,407 For this, we should crush your bones into powder. 576 00:56:41,574 --> 00:56:43,868 However, you pose a most interesting proposition. 577 00:56:44,035 --> 00:56:48,790 Therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damn head off. 578 00:57:04,180 --> 00:57:05,265 Here's a good one. 579 00:57:05,431 --> 00:57:07,725 No, no, no. 580 00:57:07,892 --> 00:57:09,727 There is a good one. 581 00:57:11,271 --> 00:57:13,148 Leave that, Master Dick. I'll attend to it. 582 00:57:13,314 --> 00:57:15,316 Ahem. I'm not used to being waited on, Al. 583 00:57:41,551 --> 00:57:44,929 - Don't shoot me, please. - Don't you eyeball me! Give me that! 584 00:57:48,016 --> 00:57:50,393 Hey, Two-Face, show me how to punch a guy. 585 00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:51,853 It's dirt-simple, my boy. 586 00:57:52,020 --> 00:57:54,439 Ball up the fist, reach way back and assert yourself. 587 00:57:55,481 --> 00:57:56,941 - Aah! - Ooh! 588 00:57:57,108 --> 00:58:00,486 - That looks like fun. Let me try, let me try. - Ball up the fist... 589 00:58:00,653 --> 00:58:03,406 - Ball up the fist, way back... - ... reach way back, assert yourself. 590 00:58:03,573 --> 00:58:05,116 Aah! Ow! 591 00:58:08,578 --> 00:58:13,458 One hundred thousand, two hundred and twenty... One hundred and... 592 00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:14,918 I lost count! 593 00:58:17,086 --> 00:58:18,671 In Gotham, last night... 594 00:58:18,838 --> 00:58:21,633 another robbery perpetrated by the city's green-suited menace... 595 00:58:21,799 --> 00:58:25,261 resulting in millions in diamonds stolen, with no sign of Batman. 596 00:58:25,428 --> 00:58:26,971 Teamed with Two-Face... 597 00:58:27,138 --> 00:58:29,974 this new criminal's pattern of marking his crimes with puzzles... 598 00:58:30,141 --> 00:58:33,144 has Gothamites calling him the Riddler. 599 00:58:33,311 --> 00:58:36,981 Apparently, you and Batman have a common enemy. 600 00:58:37,148 --> 00:58:39,234 That was with the morning mail. 601 00:58:46,950 --> 00:58:52,163 Chess pawns. Clock. Match. All physical objects, man-made. 602 00:58:52,330 --> 00:58:55,959 - Small in size, light in weight. - What's the connection? 603 00:58:56,125 --> 00:59:00,088 With all due respect, sir, I think that's why they call him the Riddler. 604 00:59:02,590 --> 00:59:04,509 May I help you, Master Grayson? 605 00:59:04,676 --> 00:59:07,345 How come this the only locked door around this museum? 606 00:59:07,512 --> 00:59:09,097 What have you got back there? 607 00:59:09,264 --> 00:59:12,183 Master Wayne's dead wives. 608 00:59:12,642 --> 00:59:15,019 The silver closet. On your way. 609 00:59:18,481 --> 00:59:21,859 Now you can be part of the action. 610 00:59:22,026 --> 00:59:24,737 Nygmatech brings the joy of 3-D entertainment... 611 00:59:24,904 --> 00:59:27,156 into your living room. 612 00:59:27,323 --> 00:59:30,493 Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you... 613 00:59:30,827 --> 00:59:32,870 my vision. 614 00:59:33,663 --> 00:59:36,624 The Box in every home in America... 615 00:59:36,791 --> 00:59:38,501 and one day, the world. 616 00:59:39,836 --> 00:59:42,005 In local news, Edward Nygma's 3-D Box... 617 00:59:42,171 --> 00:59:44,549 has become the rage of Gotham. 618 00:59:44,757 --> 00:59:48,803 Rioting occurred last night at electronics stores, which were sold out. 619 00:59:49,679 --> 00:59:53,224 There is hardly a home without the Nygmatech Box. 620 00:59:53,391 --> 00:59:56,769 Critics have claimed the Box turns Gothamites into zombies. 621 00:59:56,936 --> 00:59:58,604 But Edward Nygma just shrugs: 622 00:59:58,771 --> 01:00:01,899 "That's what they said when TV was invented." 623 01:00:44,484 --> 01:00:46,569 Master Dick? 624 01:00:47,695 --> 01:00:48,905 Up here, Al. 625 01:00:49,947 --> 01:00:52,617 Just checking, young sir. 626 01:00:57,205 --> 01:00:58,623 Now. 627 01:01:13,262 --> 01:01:14,806 Aah! 628 01:01:21,104 --> 01:01:23,398 Intruder alert. Intruder alert. 629 01:01:23,564 --> 01:01:25,942 Intruder alert. Intruder alert. 630 01:01:51,759 --> 01:01:53,428 Oh, I have something for you. 631 01:01:53,594 --> 01:01:54,887 It's on the table. 632 01:01:55,054 --> 01:01:57,223 I hope you like it. 633 01:02:07,650 --> 01:02:10,319 Call it clinical intuition. 634 01:02:10,695 --> 01:02:13,531 I thought your dreams might need changing. 635 01:02:16,325 --> 01:02:18,703 My parents were murdered in front of me... 636 01:02:18,870 --> 01:02:20,997 when I was just a kid. 637 01:02:23,666 --> 01:02:24,959 I don't... 638 01:02:25,543 --> 01:02:28,629 remember a lot of what happened. 639 01:02:29,797 --> 01:02:34,051 What I do comes to me in my dreams, flashes. 640 01:02:34,218 --> 01:02:37,847 There's a new element now, though, I haven't seen before. 641 01:02:38,014 --> 01:02:40,558 It's a red leather book. 642 01:02:41,559 --> 01:02:43,394 Something else. 643 01:02:43,561 --> 01:02:46,564 My dreams are coming to me when I'm awake now. 644 01:02:47,732 --> 01:02:51,360 Bruce, you're describing repressed memories. 645 01:02:51,527 --> 01:02:55,865 Images of a forgotten pain that's trying to surface. 646 01:02:58,034 --> 01:02:59,911 Oh, damn. Wait, I'll be right back. 647 01:03:20,014 --> 01:03:21,057 Is it possible... 648 01:03:21,224 --> 01:03:24,268 there's an aspect of your parents' death that you haven't faced? 649 01:03:24,435 --> 01:03:27,146 And you were so young when it happened. 650 01:03:28,147 --> 01:03:30,525 Maybe I'll leave you two alone. 651 01:03:31,692 --> 01:03:35,780 This goes way beyond taking your work home, doesn't it, doctor? 652 01:03:38,491 --> 01:03:39,534 All right. 653 01:03:41,786 --> 01:03:44,038 I think he's fascinating. 654 01:03:44,288 --> 01:03:45,790 Clinically. 655 01:03:45,957 --> 01:03:48,042 Why does a man do this? 656 01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:51,295 It's as if he's cursed to pay some great penance. 657 01:03:51,462 --> 01:03:56,133 Now, what crime could he have committed to deserve a life of nightly torture? 658 01:03:56,968 --> 01:03:58,886 It's more than just... 659 01:03:59,470 --> 01:04:02,640 professional interest, isn't it, Chase? 660 01:04:03,307 --> 01:04:05,476 Bruce, are you jealous? 661 01:04:05,810 --> 01:04:07,478 No, I... 662 01:04:07,895 --> 01:04:10,690 I can't be jealous of Batman. 663 01:04:11,649 --> 01:04:15,027 I wanna be close, but you won't let me near. 664 01:04:16,362 --> 01:04:18,823 What are you protecting me from? 665 01:04:19,865 --> 01:04:21,659 You wanna know me? 666 01:04:22,493 --> 01:04:24,579 You wanna know who I am? 667 01:04:26,247 --> 01:04:27,832 I guess... 668 01:04:28,374 --> 01:04:30,501 we're all two people. 669 01:04:31,752 --> 01:04:34,755 One in daylight, and the one we keep in shadow. 670 01:04:36,048 --> 01:04:39,302 Rage, violence... 671 01:04:39,969 --> 01:04:41,554 passion. 672 01:04:45,516 --> 01:04:47,184 Excuse me. 673 01:04:48,352 --> 01:04:49,604 I'm kind of busy. 674 01:04:49,770 --> 01:04:51,105 I'm sorry to bother you, sir. 675 01:04:51,272 --> 01:04:54,025 I have some rather distressing news about Master Dick. 676 01:04:54,191 --> 01:04:55,234 What, is he all right? 677 01:04:55,401 --> 01:04:58,946 I'm afraid Master Dick has gone traveling. 678 01:04:59,488 --> 01:05:00,823 He ran away? 679 01:05:00,990 --> 01:05:03,868 Actually, he took the car. 680 01:05:04,493 --> 01:05:09,123 - He boosted the Jag? - Not the Jaguar. The other car. 681 01:05:09,290 --> 01:05:11,542 - The Bentley? - No, sir. 682 01:05:11,709 --> 01:05:14,670 The other car. 683 01:05:44,909 --> 01:05:47,828 Come for a little ride in my love machine, babies. Whoo! 684 01:05:49,747 --> 01:05:52,208 Whoo! 685 01:05:53,084 --> 01:05:54,752 Chill, dudes, it's Batman. 686 01:05:54,919 --> 01:05:57,755 Open up, Batman. 687 01:05:58,422 --> 01:06:00,758 Wait a minute. That's not Batman. 688 01:06:00,925 --> 01:06:03,260 - What are you talking about? - That's Batboy. 689 01:06:04,762 --> 01:06:06,681 It ain't the Bat. 690 01:06:22,655 --> 01:06:23,906 Go, go! 691 01:06:28,285 --> 01:06:31,455 Hey! Hey, let her go! 692 01:06:31,622 --> 01:06:33,332 Oooh. 693 01:06:38,921 --> 01:06:40,381 Who the hell are you? 694 01:06:40,965 --> 01:06:42,049 I'm Batman. 695 01:06:44,427 --> 01:06:47,138 Hey, so I forgot my suit, all right? 696 01:07:24,633 --> 01:07:26,343 Ahh. 697 01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:28,512 - Come on, run! - Wait. 698 01:07:28,679 --> 01:07:31,265 Doesn't Batman ever kiss the girl? 699 01:07:33,476 --> 01:07:35,978 - Go. - Thanks, you saved my life. 700 01:07:36,145 --> 01:07:39,356 I could definitely get into this superhero gig. 701 01:08:01,378 --> 01:08:03,130 Batman! 702 01:08:03,297 --> 01:08:05,132 Batman! 703 01:08:18,437 --> 01:08:19,855 Bastard! 704 01:08:20,022 --> 01:08:22,942 It should've been you! It's your fault! 705 01:08:23,108 --> 01:08:25,528 If you'd told Two-Face who you were at the circus... 706 01:08:25,694 --> 01:08:27,738 they'd still be alive! 707 01:08:30,866 --> 01:08:34,912 If Bruce Wayne could have given his life for your family, he would have. 708 01:08:40,751 --> 01:08:44,338 All I can think about every second of the day is getting Two-Face. 709 01:08:45,381 --> 01:08:47,424 He took my whole life. 710 01:08:49,385 --> 01:08:51,303 When I was out there tonight... 711 01:08:51,470 --> 01:08:53,556 I imagined it was him that I was fighting. 712 01:08:53,722 --> 01:08:55,850 Even when I was fighting you. 713 01:08:57,101 --> 01:08:58,519 And all the pain went away. 714 01:09:00,354 --> 01:09:03,399 - Do you understand? - Yes, I do. 715 01:09:03,566 --> 01:09:07,319 Good. Because you gotta help me find him. 716 01:09:07,486 --> 01:09:09,280 And when we do... 717 01:09:09,446 --> 01:09:11,699 I'm the one who kills him. 718 01:09:12,908 --> 01:09:15,786 So you're willing to take a life? 719 01:09:16,203 --> 01:09:18,289 As long as it's Two-Face. 720 01:09:20,958 --> 01:09:24,003 Then it will happen this way: 721 01:09:24,670 --> 01:09:25,963 You make the kill. 722 01:09:27,548 --> 01:09:30,509 But your pain doesn't die with Harvey, it grows. 723 01:09:30,676 --> 01:09:33,637 So you run out into the night to find another face... 724 01:09:33,804 --> 01:09:36,974 and another and another... 725 01:09:37,474 --> 01:09:40,895 until one terrible morning you wake up and realize... 726 01:09:41,061 --> 01:09:43,898 that revenge has become your whole life. 727 01:09:44,231 --> 01:09:46,233 And you won't know why. 728 01:09:47,234 --> 01:09:49,278 You can't understand. 729 01:09:49,445 --> 01:09:51,572 Your family wasn't killed by a maniac. 730 01:09:53,032 --> 01:09:54,783 Yes, they were. 731 01:09:55,993 --> 01:09:57,620 We're the same. 732 01:09:57,786 --> 01:10:02,499 Well, if we're the same, Bruce, help me. All right? Train me, let me be your partner. 733 01:10:04,501 --> 01:10:05,753 No. 734 01:10:06,128 --> 01:10:07,755 I can't. 735 01:10:07,922 --> 01:10:10,424 You still have a choice. 736 01:10:11,008 --> 01:10:14,887 Look, Bruce, I'm a part of this, whether you like it or not. 737 01:10:32,905 --> 01:10:35,950 And tonight, all of Gotham society has turned out... 738 01:10:36,116 --> 01:10:41,372 for Edward Nygma's gala unveiling of his new, improved Box. 739 01:10:41,789 --> 01:10:43,666 - Thanks, Al. - My pleasure, sir. 740 01:10:43,832 --> 01:10:47,962 They'll be dining and dancing the night away on the glamorous roof... 741 01:10:48,128 --> 01:10:50,422 of the Ritz Gotham. 742 01:11:00,224 --> 01:11:02,351 Mr. Nygma, what's it like to have your face... 743 01:11:02,518 --> 01:11:04,561 on the cover of every magazine in Gotham? 744 01:11:04,728 --> 01:11:05,938 Ah! Ha! 745 01:11:06,105 --> 01:11:10,526 Edward, how does it feel to be the city's newest, most eligible bachelor? 746 01:11:11,026 --> 01:11:14,113 Gotham must know. Oh! 747 01:11:14,488 --> 01:11:17,491 There's Bruce Wayne. Brucie. 748 01:11:17,658 --> 01:11:19,118 - Over here. - Mr. Wayne. 749 01:11:19,284 --> 01:11:22,621 Oh, Eddie, he is too cute. 750 01:11:22,871 --> 01:11:24,915 How come you don't look so good in that suit? 751 01:11:25,082 --> 01:11:28,043 Shut up. You're here to work. 752 01:11:28,210 --> 01:11:29,503 - How's my mole? - Fine. 753 01:11:29,670 --> 01:11:30,921 Mr. Wayne, Mr. Wayne. 754 01:11:31,088 --> 01:11:33,966 What about rumors of a Nygmatech takeover of Wayne Enterprises? 755 01:11:34,133 --> 01:11:37,344 Nygmatech's stock is outselling Wayne Enterprises' 2-to-1. 756 01:11:37,511 --> 01:11:41,098 - Are you yesterday's news, Bruce? - Yes, yes, yes. 757 01:11:41,515 --> 01:11:43,142 Bruce, old man. 758 01:11:43,308 --> 01:11:48,772 The press were wondering what it feels like to be outsold, outclassed, out-coiffed... 759 01:11:49,356 --> 01:11:52,109 and generally outdone in every way. 760 01:11:52,276 --> 01:11:54,111 Hello, Edward. Congratulations. 761 01:11:54,695 --> 01:11:57,239 Great party. Nice suit. 762 01:11:57,406 --> 01:11:59,491 Wit. Good. 763 01:11:59,825 --> 01:12:02,536 - And you are? - Chase. 764 01:12:04,288 --> 01:12:07,291 And what a grand pursuit you must be. 765 01:12:09,835 --> 01:12:11,295 I'm Bruce Wayne, Miss...? 766 01:12:11,503 --> 01:12:13,005 Oh. 767 01:12:13,172 --> 01:12:16,258 You can call me anything you want. 768 01:12:17,593 --> 01:12:21,305 Ladies and gentlemen, the future. 769 01:12:21,472 --> 01:12:26,602 My new, improved Box offers fully interactive holographic fantasies. 770 01:12:46,163 --> 01:12:49,917 Edward, you're dashing and a genius. 771 01:12:50,084 --> 01:12:53,003 How do you create these images, hon? 772 01:12:53,170 --> 01:12:55,923 That, my dear, is my little secret. Ta! 773 01:13:03,388 --> 01:13:05,015 Fully interactive holographs. 774 01:13:05,516 --> 01:13:08,852 Only a high-frequency carrier wave beamed directly into the brain... 775 01:13:09,019 --> 01:13:10,646 could create such images. 776 01:13:10,813 --> 01:13:12,689 Yeah, and you wish you thought of it. 777 01:13:13,315 --> 01:13:17,528 Yes, don't be a sore loser, Brucie. Step inside. Give it a try. 778 01:13:17,694 --> 01:13:21,949 Edward, if you can introduce images into the mind... 779 01:13:22,116 --> 01:13:26,203 what prevents you from extracting images out of the mind? 780 01:13:26,537 --> 01:13:27,913 Oh... 781 01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:31,375 Too timid to try my machine? Just say so. 782 01:13:34,253 --> 01:13:35,546 Shall we dance? 783 01:13:56,775 --> 01:13:58,902 Naughty, naughty. 784 01:13:59,403 --> 01:14:00,904 Looking for something? 785 01:14:01,071 --> 01:14:04,449 Well, I was just... Just wondering how you turn it off. 786 01:14:06,577 --> 01:14:09,163 Ah. Clever. 787 01:14:09,746 --> 01:14:12,624 - Thanks. - My pleasure. 788 01:14:41,278 --> 01:14:43,780 Good evening, Mr. Wayne. 789 01:14:44,656 --> 01:14:46,700 Relax. 790 01:14:48,285 --> 01:14:52,915 Tell me your dreams. 791 01:14:53,665 --> 01:14:57,920 Tell me your fantasies. 792 01:14:58,503 --> 01:15:00,797 Tell me your secrets. 793 01:15:02,966 --> 01:15:04,760 Tell me... 794 01:15:06,261 --> 01:15:11,725 your deepest, darkest fears. 795 01:15:27,449 --> 01:15:29,660 No, no, no. 796 01:15:41,296 --> 01:15:42,506 Relax, folks. 797 01:15:42,673 --> 01:15:45,926 It's only an old-fashioned, low-tech stickup. 798 01:15:46,093 --> 01:15:51,515 We're interested in the basics: cash, jewelry, cellular telephones. 799 01:15:51,682 --> 01:15:55,602 Hand them over nice and quietly and no one will be hurt. 800 01:16:00,732 --> 01:16:04,778 - Emergency, Alfred. - Yes, sir. 801 01:16:06,446 --> 01:16:09,700 Be calm, everybody. Just be calm. 802 01:16:09,866 --> 01:16:11,368 Excuse me. 803 01:16:14,621 --> 01:16:18,292 You're ruining my big party. Are you insane? 804 01:16:18,458 --> 01:16:21,003 We're sick of waiting for you to deliver the Batman. 805 01:16:21,169 --> 01:16:23,171 Patience, O Bifurcated One. 806 01:16:23,338 --> 01:16:25,215 Patience, hell, we want him dead! 807 01:16:25,382 --> 01:16:28,969 And nothing brings out the Batman like a little murder and mayhem, baby. 808 01:16:29,136 --> 01:16:31,388 The least you could do is let me in on the caper. 809 01:16:31,555 --> 01:16:35,517 We could have organized this, planned it, pre-sold the movie rights. 810 01:16:40,772 --> 01:16:42,899 Batman. 811 01:16:50,032 --> 01:16:52,159 Your entrance was good, his was better. 812 01:17:00,751 --> 01:17:03,587 The difference? Showmanship. 813 01:17:11,011 --> 01:17:12,596 Emergency, Alfred. 814 01:17:12,763 --> 01:17:16,391 Oh, sir. I could be fired for this, sir. 815 01:17:17,517 --> 01:17:19,770 Perhaps they'll have me back at Buckingham Palace. 816 01:17:31,698 --> 01:17:35,494 - Ow! - All right, boys! Phase 2! 817 01:17:36,953 --> 01:17:38,705 Mmm! 818 01:17:38,872 --> 01:17:41,750 My place, midnight. 819 01:18:02,437 --> 01:18:05,315 Ha! Ha-ha! 820 01:18:08,151 --> 01:18:09,528 Ha-ha. 821 01:18:52,863 --> 01:18:54,990 Nothing like a bad case of gas. Ha-ha. 822 01:19:21,099 --> 01:19:22,559 Oh-ho. 823 01:19:27,814 --> 01:19:30,817 Why can't you just die? 824 01:20:22,702 --> 01:20:24,162 Hi. 825 01:20:30,710 --> 01:20:35,048 - What did you think you were doing? - You got a real gratitude problem, Bruce. 826 01:20:35,215 --> 01:20:39,010 I need a name. Batboy? Nightwing? I don't know, what do you think? 827 01:20:39,177 --> 01:20:40,595 What's a good sidekick name? 828 01:20:40,762 --> 01:20:42,722 How about, "Dick Grayson, college student"? 829 01:20:42,889 --> 01:20:45,684 Screw you. I just saved your life. You owe me. 830 01:20:45,850 --> 01:20:48,728 You were out of control. You're gonna get yourself killed. 831 01:20:48,895 --> 01:20:50,772 - You're looking at your new partner. - No. 832 01:20:50,939 --> 01:20:53,441 Bruce, whenever you go out at night, I'll be watching. 833 01:20:53,608 --> 01:20:56,319 And wherever Batman goes, I'm gonna be right beside him. 834 01:20:56,486 --> 01:20:58,989 I mean, how are you gonna stop me? 835 01:20:59,155 --> 01:21:00,991 I can stop you. 836 01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:07,289 Al, hang this next to the Batsuit. 837 01:21:07,455 --> 01:21:09,457 Where it belongs. 838 01:21:13,545 --> 01:21:16,047 And you're encouraging him. 839 01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:20,427 Young men with a mind for revenge need little encouragement. 840 01:21:20,594 --> 01:21:22,846 They need guidance. 841 01:21:23,847 --> 01:21:28,685 You, above all, should know the consequences of the life you choose. 842 01:21:35,692 --> 01:21:38,862 Even Chase calls being Batman a curse. 843 01:21:39,321 --> 01:21:41,948 Perhaps the lady is just what the doctor ordered. 844 01:21:42,115 --> 01:21:45,035 She seems lovely and wise. 845 01:21:45,201 --> 01:21:47,787 I've never been in love before, Alfred. 846 01:21:48,204 --> 01:21:50,040 Go to her. 847 01:21:51,124 --> 01:21:52,876 Tell her how you feel. 848 01:21:53,043 --> 01:21:55,503 She wants Batman, not Bruce Wayne. 849 01:21:55,670 --> 01:21:57,714 Let the lady decide. 850 01:22:51,726 --> 01:22:53,269 I'm sorry. 851 01:22:53,436 --> 01:22:55,897 I... I can't believe this. 852 01:22:56,064 --> 01:22:59,859 I... I've imagined this moment since I first saw you. 853 01:23:00,026 --> 01:23:03,363 Your... Your eyes. 854 01:23:03,780 --> 01:23:05,699 Your lips. 855 01:23:06,825 --> 01:23:08,618 Your body. 856 01:23:10,286 --> 01:23:13,081 And now I have you... 857 01:23:13,998 --> 01:23:16,793 and I'm wishing you were somebody else. 858 01:23:22,132 --> 01:23:25,301 I guess a girl has to grow up sometime. 859 01:23:26,845 --> 01:23:29,055 I've met someone. 860 01:23:29,472 --> 01:23:31,141 He's... 861 01:23:33,184 --> 01:23:36,187 Well, he's... He's not you. 862 01:23:38,148 --> 01:23:40,817 I hope you can understand. 863 01:23:45,530 --> 01:23:47,657 I understand. 864 01:23:52,203 --> 01:23:53,788 Well. 865 01:24:15,518 --> 01:24:17,979 That's just what I said. 866 01:24:18,313 --> 01:24:21,524 Then I taught my doggie a new trick: 867 01:24:21,691 --> 01:24:23,693 How to map the human mind. 868 01:24:23,860 --> 01:24:28,031 Would you like to see what our old friend Bruce Wayne has in his head? 869 01:24:30,742 --> 01:24:32,035 W-w-woo! 870 01:24:41,419 --> 01:24:43,713 Riddle me this. 871 01:24:43,880 --> 01:24:47,884 What kind of a man has bats on the brain? 872 01:24:51,679 --> 01:24:54,307 - Go ahead. You can say it. - You're a genius. 873 01:24:54,474 --> 01:24:55,850 Oh, stop. 874 01:24:59,395 --> 01:25:01,898 So from this day on... 875 01:25:02,065 --> 01:25:04,317 Batman is no more. 876 01:25:06,194 --> 01:25:08,738 You can't just quit. I mean, there's monsters out there. 877 01:25:08,905 --> 01:25:11,241 Batman has to protect the innocent. 878 01:25:11,407 --> 01:25:15,245 I've dedicated my life to helping strangers I've never met. 879 01:25:15,411 --> 01:25:17,622 Faces I've never seen. 880 01:25:17,789 --> 01:25:22,168 Well, the innocent aren't faceless anymore. 881 01:25:22,794 --> 01:25:25,713 You can't tell me what I'm gonna do with the rest of my life. 882 01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:28,925 Lookit, my dad told me that every man goes his own way. 883 01:25:29,092 --> 01:25:31,427 Well, my way goes to Two-Face. 884 01:25:31,594 --> 01:25:33,596 You gotta help me. 885 01:25:33,805 --> 01:25:39,185 And if you do find Harvey and then you kill him, what next? 886 01:25:42,605 --> 01:25:44,357 Exactly. 887 01:25:44,524 --> 01:25:47,527 Then you'd be alone, like me. 888 01:25:49,779 --> 01:25:51,948 No, you've got to let this go. 889 01:25:52,115 --> 01:25:53,825 Listen to me, Dick. I'm your friend. 890 01:25:53,992 --> 01:25:56,786 I don't need a friend right now, all right? I need a partner. 891 01:25:56,953 --> 01:25:58,997 Two-Face has gotta pay. 892 01:26:00,206 --> 01:26:01,749 Please. 893 01:26:03,543 --> 01:26:07,547 Chase is coming over for dinner. I'm going to tell her. 894 01:26:07,839 --> 01:26:09,549 Everything. 895 01:26:11,467 --> 01:26:13,761 Come on upstairs. We'll talk. 896 01:26:28,568 --> 01:26:31,154 - Good evening, Dr. Meridian. - Good evening, Alfred. 897 01:26:31,321 --> 01:26:34,782 - Happy Halloween. - Heh. Happy Halloween to you. 898 01:27:08,858 --> 01:27:10,526 Well, I asked you here tonight... 899 01:27:10,693 --> 01:27:13,780 because there's something that I wanted to tell you. 900 01:27:14,489 --> 01:27:17,116 I wanted to tell you something too. 901 01:27:17,367 --> 01:27:19,035 - What I wanted... - It... 902 01:27:19,535 --> 01:27:22,664 - Go ahead, you go first. - All right, okay. 903 01:27:26,334 --> 01:27:28,002 Trick or treat! 904 01:27:29,712 --> 01:27:32,548 All my life, I have been... 905 01:27:32,715 --> 01:27:35,218 I've been attracted to a certain kind of man. 906 01:27:35,385 --> 01:27:36,761 The wrong kind of man. 907 01:27:36,928 --> 01:27:40,181 And... I mean, look what I do for a living, right? 908 01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:47,772 And since... Since I met you, I... 909 01:27:48,731 --> 01:27:50,525 Oh, God. 910 01:27:50,692 --> 01:27:52,860 Why am I so nervous? Oh! 911 01:28:00,368 --> 01:28:02,120 And don't eat too much tonight... 912 01:28:02,286 --> 01:28:04,914 - ... or you'll be sick in your beds. - Thank you, Alfred. 913 01:28:35,361 --> 01:28:38,823 Happy Halloween. 914 01:28:48,791 --> 01:28:50,126 Oh. 915 01:28:51,169 --> 01:28:52,920 Bruce, what's wrong? 916 01:28:53,087 --> 01:28:55,048 It's happening again. 917 01:28:55,214 --> 01:28:59,135 Flashes. My parents' death. 918 01:28:59,761 --> 01:29:02,513 Your memories are trying to break through, don't fight them. 919 01:29:02,680 --> 01:29:04,557 I want to tell you something. 920 01:29:04,724 --> 01:29:07,935 - Something I've never told anyone. - It's all right. 921 01:29:08,102 --> 01:29:10,188 It's all right. I'm here. 922 01:29:16,319 --> 01:29:17,403 I'm here. 923 01:29:17,570 --> 01:29:21,908 "That where there is wrong, I may bring the spirit of forgiveness." 924 01:29:22,075 --> 01:29:24,786 The night of my parents' wake... 925 01:29:24,952 --> 01:29:27,914 the priest's words gave no comfort. 926 01:29:29,165 --> 01:29:31,084 Of course. 927 01:29:32,001 --> 01:29:35,880 There, on my father's desk, the red book. 928 01:29:36,047 --> 01:29:40,009 His journal. He'd written in it every day of my life. 929 01:29:40,968 --> 01:29:43,638 But now he'd never write in it again. 930 01:29:44,472 --> 01:29:48,184 At that moment, I knew my life would never be the same. 931 01:29:55,066 --> 01:29:57,777 I raced out into the storm... 932 01:29:57,944 --> 01:30:01,572 trying to outrun the rage. The pain. 933 01:30:02,323 --> 01:30:03,866 And then I fell. 934 01:30:05,493 --> 01:30:07,703 I fell forever. 935 01:30:09,330 --> 01:30:11,624 The cave was monstrous. 936 01:30:12,625 --> 01:30:14,794 It must have been there for centuries. 937 01:30:17,046 --> 01:30:20,883 And there, deep in the shadows... 938 01:30:22,218 --> 01:30:23,928 I saw... 939 01:30:25,930 --> 01:30:28,391 It was coming toward me. 940 01:30:28,891 --> 01:30:31,978 I was scared at first, but only at first. 941 01:30:33,187 --> 01:30:36,482 The figure in the dark was my destiny. 942 01:30:37,233 --> 01:30:39,735 It would change my life forever. 943 01:30:41,571 --> 01:30:46,117 I would use its image to strike terror into the hearts of those who did evil. 944 01:30:46,284 --> 01:30:50,788 I would ensure what happened to me would never happen to anyone else again. 945 01:30:51,873 --> 01:30:53,708 I would have my revenge. 946 01:30:57,545 --> 01:31:00,089 Bruce, what are you trying to tell me? 947 01:31:01,007 --> 01:31:03,593 Chase, I... I'm... 948 01:31:38,211 --> 01:31:40,296 Twick or tweet! 949 01:31:46,928 --> 01:31:48,054 Trick. 950 01:31:55,311 --> 01:31:59,190 Remember the plan. Seize and capture. 951 01:31:59,357 --> 01:32:03,486 - No killing. - That goes double for you. 952 01:32:05,488 --> 01:32:11,327 If I was a superhero, where would I hide? 953 01:32:11,577 --> 01:32:12,620 Uh... 954 01:32:14,789 --> 01:32:17,750 Spank me. 955 01:32:29,512 --> 01:32:31,764 Intruder alert. Intruder alert. 956 01:32:31,931 --> 01:32:34,934 Intruder alert. Intruder alert. 957 01:32:35,101 --> 01:32:37,270 "Intruder alert. Intruder alert." 958 01:32:37,436 --> 01:32:39,522 Shut up! 959 01:32:49,198 --> 01:32:53,160 Now, that's impressive. 960 01:33:07,550 --> 01:33:13,014 You know, it's always risky introducing a tamed animal into the wild. 961 01:33:25,359 --> 01:33:30,448 They may have trouble adapting to their new environment. 962 01:33:39,915 --> 01:33:41,000 Aah! 963 01:33:41,167 --> 01:33:42,585 Hmm. 964 01:33:58,059 --> 01:33:59,602 Yah! 965 01:34:07,109 --> 01:34:11,197 Somebody tell the fat lady she's on in five. 966 01:34:29,465 --> 01:34:32,426 Joygasm! 967 01:34:53,322 --> 01:34:55,324 Get the girl! 968 01:35:04,166 --> 01:35:05,334 No! 969 01:35:06,627 --> 01:35:09,338 Don't kill him. 970 01:35:10,256 --> 01:35:11,757 If you kill him... 971 01:35:20,641 --> 01:35:22,268 he won't learn nothing. 972 01:35:30,818 --> 01:35:35,281 Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! 973 01:35:35,948 --> 01:35:39,034 Bruce! Bruce! 974 01:35:57,803 --> 01:35:59,722 Master Bruce. 975 01:36:02,725 --> 01:36:04,560 Master Bruce. 976 01:36:07,188 --> 01:36:09,398 How are you, young man? 977 01:36:10,399 --> 01:36:13,402 You haven't called me that for a long time. 978 01:36:13,569 --> 01:36:16,113 Old habits die hard. 979 01:36:16,280 --> 01:36:17,406 Are you all right? 980 01:36:18,574 --> 01:36:22,203 - Where's Chase? - I'm afraid they've taken Dr. Meridian. 981 01:36:22,369 --> 01:36:24,997 Master Dick has run away. 982 01:36:25,164 --> 01:36:27,041 The cave has been destroyed. 983 01:36:28,042 --> 01:36:30,920 And there's another riddle. 984 01:36:41,180 --> 01:36:43,599 I'm coming, my sweet. 985 01:36:47,436 --> 01:36:48,938 Like the jacket? 986 01:36:49,313 --> 01:36:53,609 It keeps me safe when I'm jogging at night. 987 01:36:54,151 --> 01:36:55,736 Batman will come for me. 988 01:36:57,029 --> 01:36:58,948 Batman? 989 01:36:59,532 --> 01:37:01,784 Batman, you say? 990 01:37:02,409 --> 01:37:04,870 Coming for you? Hoo-hoo-hoo. 991 01:37:05,454 --> 01:37:07,122 Brrrr! Brrrr! 992 01:37:07,289 --> 01:37:11,627 I'm counting on it! 993 01:37:15,798 --> 01:37:18,717 What is that? Where's that coming from? 994 01:37:19,802 --> 01:37:22,805 - There. - Who the hell's doing that? 995 01:37:22,972 --> 01:37:24,890 The Riddler. 996 01:37:33,482 --> 01:37:34,650 In. 997 01:37:34,817 --> 01:37:38,279 A, E, I, O, U. Vowels. 998 01:37:38,445 --> 01:37:39,947 Not entirely unclever, sir. 999 01:37:40,114 --> 01:37:42,700 But what do a clock, a match... 1000 01:37:42,866 --> 01:37:44,785 chess pawns and vowels have in common? 1001 01:37:44,952 --> 01:37:48,372 - What do these riddles mean? - Every riddle has a number in the question... 1002 01:37:48,539 --> 01:37:53,419 and they arrived in this order: Thirteen, one, eight and five. 1003 01:37:53,586 --> 01:37:56,380 Thirteen, one, eight and five. 1004 01:37:56,547 --> 01:37:59,174 - What do they mean? - Perhaps letters of the alphabet? 1005 01:37:59,675 --> 01:38:01,927 Of course, 13 is M. 1006 01:38:02,094 --> 01:38:05,180 One would be A, eight would be H and five would be E. 1007 01:38:05,347 --> 01:38:08,058 M-A-H-E. 1008 01:38:08,225 --> 01:38:11,395 Perhaps one and eight are 18. 1009 01:38:11,562 --> 01:38:13,772 Eighteen is R. 1010 01:38:13,939 --> 01:38:16,483 M-R-E. 1011 01:38:17,860 --> 01:38:20,195 How about Mr. E? 1012 01:38:20,362 --> 01:38:22,615 - Mystery. - And another name for mystery? 1013 01:38:22,781 --> 01:38:23,824 Enigma. 1014 01:38:24,491 --> 01:38:27,995 Mr. E. Nygma. Edward Nygma. 1015 01:38:28,537 --> 01:38:32,416 Stickley's suicide was obviously a computer-generated forgery. 1016 01:38:32,583 --> 01:38:36,295 You really are quite bright, despite what people say. 1017 01:38:36,795 --> 01:38:38,672 Are all the Batsuits destroyed, Alfred? 1018 01:38:38,839 --> 01:38:41,884 All except the prototype with the sonar modifications you invented. 1019 01:38:42,051 --> 01:38:44,511 But you haven't tested it yet. 1020 01:38:44,720 --> 01:38:46,722 Tonight's a good night. 1021 01:38:58,442 --> 01:39:00,903 What do you suggest, Alfred? By sea... 1022 01:39:02,488 --> 01:39:04,239 or by air? 1023 01:39:09,036 --> 01:39:10,079 Why not both? 1024 01:39:19,129 --> 01:39:20,422 Who's your tailor? 1025 01:39:20,589 --> 01:39:22,925 I took the liberty, sir. 1026 01:39:25,594 --> 01:39:28,722 "R"? What's that stand for? 1027 01:39:30,391 --> 01:39:31,433 Robin. 1028 01:39:33,018 --> 01:39:35,688 Riddler and Two-Face can make a pretty lethal combination. 1029 01:39:35,854 --> 01:39:37,606 I figured you could use a hand. 1030 01:39:37,773 --> 01:39:39,692 Two against two are better odds. 1031 01:39:40,442 --> 01:39:42,945 I can't promise I won't kill Harvey. 1032 01:39:43,362 --> 01:39:45,781 A man's gotta go his own way. 1033 01:39:46,031 --> 01:39:47,616 A friend taught me that. 1034 01:39:48,450 --> 01:39:50,494 Not just a friend. 1035 01:39:52,579 --> 01:39:53,956 A partner. 1036 01:40:27,156 --> 01:40:31,285 He's not coming. Shut it down. 1037 01:40:41,170 --> 01:40:43,839 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1038 01:40:50,679 --> 01:40:52,806 Go, go. 1039 01:40:55,684 --> 01:40:58,187 Go, go. 1040 01:41:22,377 --> 01:41:23,712 A-14. 1041 01:41:28,884 --> 01:41:29,885 Hit. 1042 01:41:30,052 --> 01:41:32,888 - Sweet. - B-12. 1043 01:41:36,975 --> 01:41:39,311 Hit. And my favorite vitamin, I might add. 1044 01:41:41,897 --> 01:41:43,106 Oh. 1045 01:41:50,030 --> 01:41:53,242 - Oh, that sinking feeling. - I like this game. 1046 01:41:53,408 --> 01:41:54,785 C-9. 1047 01:42:03,836 --> 01:42:05,254 Aah! 1048 01:42:05,420 --> 01:42:08,257 You sunk my battleship. 1049 01:42:08,423 --> 01:42:10,259 - Who, me? Ha, ha. - Ha-ha-ha! 1050 01:42:34,283 --> 01:42:35,659 This is your captain speaking. 1051 01:42:35,826 --> 01:42:40,122 Please return to your seats. We will be experiencing turbulence. 1052 01:42:45,794 --> 01:42:47,379 Aah! 1053 01:42:47,880 --> 01:42:49,256 I got him. 1054 01:42:56,054 --> 01:42:58,765 I hope they can find the little black box. 1055 01:43:43,852 --> 01:43:45,729 Now... 1056 01:43:47,147 --> 01:43:51,735 the real game begins. 1057 01:43:56,990 --> 01:43:59,409 - Holy rusted metal, Batman. - Huh? 1058 01:44:00,827 --> 01:44:04,706 The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes, you know? Holey. 1059 01:44:04,873 --> 01:44:05,999 Oh. 1060 01:44:10,170 --> 01:44:11,463 Robin, wait. 1061 01:44:13,507 --> 01:44:15,676 The whole island's moving. 1062 01:45:02,347 --> 01:45:03,515 Looking for us? 1063 01:45:03,682 --> 01:45:05,934 Ha-ha. Wah! 1064 01:45:08,061 --> 01:45:09,813 That was for my mother! 1065 01:45:10,063 --> 01:45:12,149 My father! 1066 01:45:14,192 --> 01:45:15,360 My brother! 1067 01:45:16,611 --> 01:45:18,280 And this is for me. 1068 01:45:49,811 --> 01:45:52,105 Finally, justice is served. 1069 01:45:53,482 --> 01:45:55,233 Let us die. 1070 01:46:03,408 --> 01:46:06,495 You're a man after our own heart, son. 1071 01:46:06,661 --> 01:46:08,830 I'll see you in hell. 1072 01:46:14,544 --> 01:46:16,338 I'd rather see you in jail. 1073 01:46:20,717 --> 01:46:23,136 Oh, good boy. 1074 01:46:23,470 --> 01:46:25,055 The Bat has taught you very well. 1075 01:46:25,222 --> 01:46:30,185 Noble. Stupid, but noble. 1076 01:47:14,396 --> 01:47:18,191 Riddle me this, riddle me that. 1077 01:47:18,358 --> 01:47:21,736 Who's afraid of the big black bat? 1078 01:47:21,903 --> 01:47:23,405 No more tricks, Edward. 1079 01:47:24,030 --> 01:47:26,074 Very well, then. 1080 01:47:30,537 --> 01:47:32,247 Let's get real. 1081 01:47:32,414 --> 01:47:34,749 Release Chase. This is between you and me. 1082 01:47:34,916 --> 01:47:38,086 And me. And me! 1083 01:47:40,714 --> 01:47:45,510 You've been sucking Gotham's brain waves. Now you've devised a way to read minds. 1084 01:47:47,679 --> 01:47:49,097 You betcha. 1085 01:47:49,264 --> 01:47:53,935 Soon my little Box will be on countless TVs around the world... 1086 01:47:54,102 --> 01:47:58,690 feeding me credit-card numbers, bank codes... 1087 01:47:58,857 --> 01:48:03,278 sexual fantasies and little white lies. 1088 01:48:03,445 --> 01:48:05,614 Into my head they'll go. 1089 01:48:05,780 --> 01:48:08,325 Victory is inevitable. 1090 01:48:08,533 --> 01:48:11,119 For if knowledge is power... 1091 01:48:11,828 --> 01:48:15,582 then a God am... 1092 01:48:15,749 --> 01:48:17,751 I. 1093 01:48:23,506 --> 01:48:26,343 Was that over the top? I can never tell. 1094 01:48:29,679 --> 01:48:33,225 By the way, I've seen your mind, freak. 1095 01:48:33,391 --> 01:48:35,310 Yours is the greatest riddle of all. 1096 01:48:35,477 --> 01:48:39,272 Can Bruce Wayne and Batman ever truly coexist? 1097 01:48:39,940 --> 01:48:41,483 We'll find out today. 1098 01:48:42,150 --> 01:48:46,488 But first, let's meet our contestants. 1099 01:48:46,655 --> 01:48:50,909 Behind Curtain Number 1... 1100 01:48:54,204 --> 01:48:58,083 the absolutely fabulous Dr. Chase Meridian. 1101 01:48:58,250 --> 01:49:00,502 She enjoys hiking, getting her nails done... 1102 01:49:00,669 --> 01:49:04,256 and foolishly hopes to be the love of Bruce's life. 1103 01:49:05,340 --> 01:49:08,134 - Ha! - Ha. 1104 01:49:08,343 --> 01:49:10,845 And behind Curtain Number 2... 1105 01:49:15,100 --> 01:49:17,560 Fatman's one and only partner. 1106 01:49:17,727 --> 01:49:19,062 This acrobat turned orphan... 1107 01:49:19,229 --> 01:49:23,400 likes Saturday morning cartoons and dreams of one day being... 1108 01:49:23,566 --> 01:49:26,152 bare naked with a girl. 1109 01:49:29,531 --> 01:49:33,994 And below these contestants, my personal favorite: 1110 01:49:34,160 --> 01:49:37,998 A watery grave. 1111 01:49:38,164 --> 01:49:41,918 Just one little touch and five seconds later... 1112 01:49:42,085 --> 01:49:45,880 these two day-players are gull feed on the rocks below. 1113 01:49:46,631 --> 01:49:47,966 Ha! 1114 01:49:48,383 --> 01:49:50,969 Not enough time to save them both. 1115 01:49:51,136 --> 01:49:53,638 Whooo-ooo-ooo. 1116 01:49:55,015 --> 01:49:57,183 Which one will it be, Batman? 1117 01:49:57,350 --> 01:49:58,727 Bruce's love? 1118 01:49:58,893 --> 01:50:02,022 Or the Dark Knight's junior partner? 1119 01:50:04,733 --> 01:50:08,236 There is no way for me to save them or myself. 1120 01:50:08,403 --> 01:50:11,072 This is all one giant deathtrap. 1121 01:50:11,239 --> 01:50:13,116 Judges? Eh! 1122 01:50:13,283 --> 01:50:16,369 I'm sorry. Your answer must be in the form of a question. 1123 01:50:16,536 --> 01:50:19,080 - But thank you for playing. - Wait. 1124 01:50:20,749 --> 01:50:23,960 - I have a riddle for you. - For me? 1125 01:50:25,253 --> 01:50:27,464 Really? 1126 01:50:29,632 --> 01:50:31,384 Tell me. 1127 01:50:34,596 --> 01:50:36,014 I see without seeing. 1128 01:50:36,848 --> 01:50:40,101 To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. 1129 01:50:41,603 --> 01:50:42,645 What am I? 1130 01:50:44,272 --> 01:50:48,735 Please. You're as blind as a bat. 1131 01:50:48,902 --> 01:50:50,028 Exactly. 1132 01:51:27,232 --> 01:51:29,109 Bummer. 1133 01:52:31,963 --> 01:52:33,006 Hah. 1134 01:52:33,173 --> 01:52:34,549 Thanks. 1135 01:52:48,354 --> 01:52:50,148 All those heroics for nothing. 1136 01:52:50,315 --> 01:52:53,067 No more riddles, no more Curtains 1 and 2. 1137 01:52:53,234 --> 01:52:55,028 Just plain curtains. 1138 01:52:57,113 --> 01:52:59,240 Aren't you forgetting something, Harvey? 1139 01:52:59,407 --> 01:53:00,533 Your coin. 1140 01:53:02,368 --> 01:53:05,246 You're always of two minds about everything. 1141 01:53:05,580 --> 01:53:07,790 Yes, of course. You're right, Bruce. 1142 01:53:08,124 --> 01:53:10,084 Emotion's always the enemy of true justice. 1143 01:53:10,251 --> 01:53:13,338 Thank you. You've always been a good friend. 1144 01:53:59,801 --> 01:54:01,803 Why? 1145 01:54:02,178 --> 01:54:07,392 Why can't I kill you? 1146 01:54:08,560 --> 01:54:12,564 Too many questions. Too many questions. 1147 01:54:13,314 --> 01:54:15,066 Poor Edward. 1148 01:54:15,358 --> 01:54:17,569 I had to save them both. 1149 01:54:17,819 --> 01:54:20,947 You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman. 1150 01:54:21,322 --> 01:54:23,283 Not because I have to be. 1151 01:54:23,449 --> 01:54:27,495 Now, because I choose to be. 1152 01:54:50,518 --> 01:54:54,897 Thank you for responding to my request for a consultation, Dr. Meridian. 1153 01:54:55,064 --> 01:54:58,026 Edward Nygma has been screaming for hours... 1154 01:54:58,192 --> 01:55:02,989 that he knows the true identity of Batman. 1155 01:55:16,002 --> 01:55:17,545 Edward? 1156 01:55:17,712 --> 01:55:22,050 Who is it? 1157 01:55:23,801 --> 01:55:26,554 It's Dr. Meridian. Chase. 1158 01:55:27,513 --> 01:55:29,474 Do you remember me? 1159 01:55:31,059 --> 01:55:33,394 How could I forget? 1160 01:55:34,562 --> 01:55:37,231 Dr. Burton tells me... 1161 01:55:37,649 --> 01:55:40,151 you know who Batman is. 1162 01:55:40,318 --> 01:55:43,905 I can't tell you if you don't say, "Please." 1163 01:55:44,947 --> 01:55:49,911 Edward, please. Who is Batman? 1164 01:55:50,620 --> 01:55:54,123 I'm Batman. 1165 01:56:20,316 --> 01:56:22,026 Your secret is safe. 1166 01:56:22,193 --> 01:56:24,779 He is definitely a wacko. 1167 01:56:25,697 --> 01:56:28,282 Wacko. Is that a technical term? 1168 01:56:29,659 --> 01:56:30,910 Listen. 1169 01:56:34,163 --> 01:56:36,708 I won't be needing this anymore. 1170 01:56:39,794 --> 01:56:43,172 Thank you for giving me a new dream. 1171 01:56:59,272 --> 01:57:01,441 Don't work too late.