If you've been in...
Five million dollars or cancer?
Uh...
good enough for...
Where are you going?
I, Slater King,
would like to formally apologize
for my behavior.
I have sought therapy,
and I will be taking a leave
of absence from my company while...
Slater King,
thank you for joining us tonight.
Let's get to the question
that everybody is dying for you to answer.
Where have you been since you stepped down
and made your CFO Vic Mahoney CEO of King-Tech?
After everything that happened,
um... I just realized
that sometimes you really do have to just
stop and smell the flowers.
So, uh, I sort of bought an island.
An island?
No phones, no work. We grow our own food.
I wear the same thing every day.
I have chickens.
- Chickens? - Yeah, I have chickens.
Seems like you really are a changed man.
Yeah, I am.
So, last year you started the King-Tech Foundation.
What do you have to say to the critics
who call your recent philanthropy performative?
Look, I'm just trying to do better.
I don't know how else to say that I'm sorry.
'Cause I am sorry.
I really am. I am... I'm sorry.
But I've... I've said those words so many times
that they've lost meaning.
Do you expect people to forgive and forget?
I don't expect anything from anyone.
It's not the reality that we live in.
Hey, dude, you got my lighter?
Oh. Sorry.
Hey, do you have the money?
The super's gonna be here soon.
Right. About that...
- Oh, what did you do? - It's a surprise for you.
- Oh, boy. - I love you.
Wait. Do we have any...
Thanks.
I need a fucking vacation.
Frida. Frida!
- Hmm. - You're late.
Oh. I'm sorry.
I missed the bus and...
This is the King-Tech gala,
the most important event of the year.
Can we just have a quick talk about your behavior last year?
- It was a little chatty, so... - No.
No, no, no. He talked to me.
He told me he liked my nails.
- That's it. - Anyway...
I just want, this time around,
you to be a little bit more invisible, okay?
Okay.
- Okay? Can you do that? - Yes, I can do that.
- Okay. - I can.
- And don't forget to smile. - I won't.
I missed my audition
waiting for the super who never showed up.
So we still have black mold
and I guess we're just gonna die now.
Yo, Jess, can I get your lighter?
Yes. But I want it back.
I'm gonna have to write my goddamn name on that thing.
This haircut is so stupid. Do I look like a boy?
A very cute boy.
I heard you sneaking out last night at, like, 3:00 a.m.
Where'd you go?
- Heh. - What's wrong with you?
- Don't be mad at me. - I'm not mad.
I just can't magically erase shit from my brain.
So, when you get back together,
don't expect me to pretend like I don't want to stab him.
- It's complicated. - It's not.
Stop giving away your power.
You're not a human phone charger.
Just have some self-respect.
I'm sorry.
I love you.
I just don't understand why you keep going back.
I guess I'm just scared of being alone.
Aw. You're not alone. You have me.
Mmm. Yeah.
Don't forget to smile, ladies.
All right.
Okay. Okay, okay, let's get serious, people.
We want to thank you all for being here with us tonight
so that the King Foundation can get on
with the business of doing good
around the world.
I want to give a round of applause
to our host for his boundless generosity.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the founder of King-Tech...
Oh, my God! Oh, my God,
- I'm so sorry. - ... Mr. Slater King.
Careful.
You're gonna sprain your neck.
I don't care if I break it.
Ready for your surprise?
Oh, boy.
- Red or blue? - Uh...
This is crazy.
I know, right?
No, it's, like, crazy-crazy.
We just can't really afford to...
Jess, don't do that.
No. Whose time is it?
Our time.
You know what my mom used to say?
- Hmm? - Success is the best revenge.
You think he'll remember me?
Who could forget you?
You know?
- Oh, shit! - You okay?
Sorry. Yeah, I just,
I don't know how to walk in these fucking things.
Okay, do this thing my aunt
- taught me, okay? - Okay.
East, west, east, west.
- East, west, east, west. - Hello.
East, east. West, east, west, east, west...
Oh, shit. It's Jennifer. Fuck.
Oh, hold up.
I think it's because people like me would touch it.
So it's smarter for them to do that.
I wouldn't want to ruin it.
Ladies, this is a private area.
Could I have you step that way, please?
- Oh, okay. - Yeah, sure.
- Hey, Stan. - Hey, Cody, how are you doin'?
- Good. - South, south, south.
Hey, how much you think that little head costs?
Like, a million dollars?
I wonder if that alarm would go off if you stole...
Frida. Frida.
Frida?
Shit.
Are you all right?
Here, may I?
Yeah.
Saw it in a movie once,
and I've always wanted to do it.
Now you're even.
Slater.
- Rich! - Hey,
the speech turned out great.
Really? Are you sure? I mean...
How did it feel to be...
- Ma'am? Ma'am? - ... just scared
- to say anything. - Yes?
I know, I know.
- I totally understand. - Your hand.
I was very proud of you. Listen,
- you've come a long way. - Oh.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Listen, I'm... I'm sorry to interrupt.
No, no. You're not interrupting. This is, um...
Uh, I actually haven't asked your name.
Frida. I'm Frida.
Frida.
Yeah.
Uh, Frida, this is Dr. Rich Stein.
Um, he's... He's actually my therapist.
- Oh. - He needs one.
I'm just kidding.
Very nice to meet you.
Blink twice if I'm in danger.
- Oh, dear. - Well, maybe not.
Let's not answer that one, right?
Well, I'll let you get back to it.
It's really nice to meet you.
All right.
Hi.
Oh, this is the one here...
Come on.
Oh, my God!
Okay, here we go.
Jess, Frida,
this is my childhood buddy, Cody.
Hey. Cheers, ladies.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
This is Vic, my left and right-hand man.
Nice to meet you.
Hey, what's up, man?
- Heather. Camilla. - Oh!
- How you doin', mami? - Hi. Hi.
That's Stan, my security.
- Tom. - Hi. How's it going?
Where's Lucas at?
That was the guy on that show.
- Slate! Hey. - Hey, Lucas.
This is our resident wonder boy here.
He's probably gonna run the world one day.
- Nice to meet you guys. - Nice to meet you.
- Hey there, Slater. - Hey. What's up, man?
I don't know who that is.
This is Frida, Sarah. Sarah, Frida.
- Hi. Hi. - Oh, hi.
Cute nails.
Thank you.
Do you know who our Camille Claudel is?
- No. - Look what I got you, babe.
Please don't call me "babe."
You got all that? It's a bit of a whirlwind.
Oh, yeah, no, I have an excellent memory.
Mm-hmm-hmm. Yeah.
You look kind of familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?
- Seen you somewhere? No? - No, I don't think so.
- What? - Nothing.
Hi.
I'm sorry.
Sorry to... Sorry to interrupt.
Frida, this is Stace. Stace, Frida.
- Hi. - Hi.
Um, nice to see you.
So Miss Party Pooper, I know, but we should...
Got it. Thank you, Stace.
Where are you off to?
I'm gonna go to the island for a few days.
- Oh. - The island.
I forgot you own your own island.
It's casual.
So casual. Yeah.
It was nice to meet you, Frida.
Slater, come on.
It's very, very cute, but we gotta go.
- Can we go? - I gotta go.
I need to be in a place where I can get
- an umbrella in my drink. - Yeah.
Let's go!
- I guess I'll see ya. - Come on, Slate.
Did you see that?
He was like... to me.
Another chapter for the memoir, my dear.
- Yeah, totally. - Did you get his number?
Of course I fucking didn't. How...
What are you talking about?
- How does a dude like that...? - After all that?
I don't know.
Hey.
Uh, look...
I don't want to sound, um...
Do... Do you guys want to come?
Here you are, ma'am.
Thank you.
This place sucks.
Wow.
It's good to be back.
Phones, please.
Thank you.
Wait, for real?
You don't have to do anything that you don't want to do.
Thanks, Stace.
All right, thank you, Stace.
Thank you.
Isn't it beautiful, babe?
Please don't call me "babe."
I love you.
- Oh, yeah. - That grew in.
All right, here we go. Here we go.
Okay!
Everybody say, "Makin' memories!"
Makin' memories!
Whoo!
I hope it's okay.
This is my favorite one.
I think I'll survive.
- Good. - Mmm-hmm.
So look, I know that, uh, you didn't
have a lot of time to grab stuff, uh...
you know, before you came here, but, um, there's...
stuff in there. Uh...
But if you... But if you do need other stuff...
just, you know,
let me... let me know.
Uh, we're gonna be out by the pool...
- Mmm-hmm. - ... so get settled, um...
- Yeah. Okay. Uh... - Okay.
Yeah, just, um...
We're gonna be out...
Trying to... I've been meaning to get this fixed.
600-year-old door.
All right. Um...
- Are you okay? - I'm okay.
- Okay. - Okay.
Oh, hey.
Thank you for coming.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Desideria.
Hmm.
Mmm.
Ew.
Better luck next time,
bitch.
I'm sorry, you scared me.
Red rabbit.
Huh?
Red rabbit.
I'm sorry.
What?
Wait, you forgot your...
Okay.
Oh, hi.
So do you think it's weird
that there's, like, clothes for us?
Mm. I don't think it's weird. I think it's just, like, rich?
- Right. - excuse me,
do you know where we're supposed to go?
Okay.
So do you think the human sacrifice
is before or after dinner?
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!
You look so good!
I'm gonna die. You look so good.
Is it weird that we're all dressed the same?
I don't know. It's cute.
How'd they know our bra size?
They're probably gonna
be dressed exactly the same too.
That is a fat blunt, queen.
That's why they call me the Fat Blunt Queen.
Does anyone have a lighter?
Don't get me wrong.
I love working at King-Tech. I'm learning a lot.
But eventually, I wanna do
my own thing, you know?
I wanna be the Slater King of crypto.
Hey, Vic, you want some watermelon?
Thank you.
'Cause the world is changing.
- There's not gonna be dollars. - Little chewy.
What? What do you mean it's a little chewy?
Why do you always gotta do that?
Pssh. What are we looking at?
Two eyes,
three little buttons,
- two arms. - Oh.
Gingerbread man.
Oh, yeah.
Perfect.
Think fast.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
Go off, HSB!
Oh, I knew it. You were on Hot Survivor Babes.
Eight seasons.
Yo, you went cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs on that show.
Well, they edit a lot of shit out.
And I did what I had to do to survive.
That's how you win.
You want some coconut water?
She's okay.
You okay?
Frida, you okay?
You scared me for a second.
How good does that smell?
Hmm.
Desideria.
It actually only grows here.
- Oh. - We got a beautiful
little herb garden over here.
Got our chickens.
You know,
it's not what I thought it was gonna be.
What do you mean?
The legendary parties of Slater King
with drugs and debauchery.
We still do drugs.
We just do them with intention.
And we still have fun.
It's just a little different now.
Therapy changed my life.
Thanks, guys.
Yeah, we have a bit of a pest problem at the moment.
It's a lash viper.
I feel bad killing them,
but they're kind of a problem.
Are you in therapy?
Oh, no. No.
I think therapy is kind of self-indulgent bullshit.
You sound exactly like my sister.
Why should I pay to tell someone about the time
my mom tried to kill herself in front of me?
I'm sorry.
It's fine. I survived. I'm still here.
Yeah.
But I agree with you on the whole talk therapy thing.
That's not really what I'm into.
Rich is more of, like, a trauma therapist.
Uh, you know, specializes in repressed memory.
What can't you remember?
Uh, pretty much anything before 10.
So I imagine it was
probably pretty bad?
Why would you want to remember?
I'd pay to forget.
Maybe you're right.
Maybe forgetting is a gift.
- Oh, God. - Oh, shit.
Don't even bother. She's got it.
- No, no. - Let me help you.
No, no, no. I got it.
She's physically incapable of accepting help.
Relax, you're on vacation.
Oh, Slater, uh,
I had them put the chair in the new spot.
- Okay. - So let me know
if it seems less weird there.
- Okay. - I think it looks nice.
Uh, also, um, the vape liquid,
- I put in your desk. - All right.
- And one more. - Yeah?
The new generator is not working.
So I had all the candles,
uh, laid out in the... in the dining room.
- Okay. - Okay?
Appreciate you. I love you.
I love you too.
Oh, my God.
I haven't seen you in years.
It's been decades.
Do you come here often?
- Oh, all the time. - Oh, of course.
This is where I reside now.
This is my home.
East, west, east...
Friends, tonight we have zucchini blossoms,
fresh from the organic garden right here at Chez King.
We have a yuca mofongo croquetas,
which is deep-fried, uh,
which is a little bit naughty.
And, of course, we have this beautifully dry-aged steak.
Blessings. Enjoy.
Oh. Wow.
Everybody raise your glasses for Camilla here.
- No, don't do that. - Yep.
She just finalized the sale of her app as of yesterday.
Welcome to King-Tech, girl.
Thank you. Thanks, guys.
What's it... How does it work?
It's an astrology thing. It's called The Cycle.
Dude, it's awesome.
You put in your birth time and location.
- Mmm-hmm. - And it tells you
that the reason that your sitcom got canceled
and your wife is sucking the neighbor's dick
while you're eating eggs to slim down
so that somebody will fuck you...
is because
the planet Saturn is trying to teach you
how to process your emotions in a healthier way.
I'm glad you're finding it helpful.
It's awesome.
Buddy.
Ah, I just love cooking for my friends.
It just hits different.
Looks beautiful, Cody.
Yeah, dig into the steak, guys.
- Mmm. - Dude.
- Can I have some salt? - Really?
Yeah. It needs it.
- You want one? - No, I don't eat red meat.
- Oh. Sorry. - This place is insane.
- So pretty. - Give me the pepper too.
Fuck you, Vic.
I can't believe I'm finally here.
I'm glad you're having a good... Ooh.
You got, like, a little...
Uh-oh!
Kool-Aid on the cult robe.
- Oh. - Oopsie-daisy.
Don't worry about it. It's fine. You're good.
So, uh, Sarah, are... are you gonna be on All-Stars?
I was gonna be, yeah.
But, after 22 years, they've just decided
a show about girls in bikinis
fighting for their lives in the jungle
is exploitative.
- And I'm, like... - Smell that, babe.
Wow.
Yeah, so two years of training for nothing.
I'm sure it'll come in handy.
Oh, that's gonna open up beautifully.
So, uh, Frida, when you're not staining your clothes,
what else do you do?
Um... Well, I'm just... I'm just trying
to figure it out.
Figuring it out, huh?
Yeah.
Let me know how that goes.
Yeah, I guess I just, you know,
don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
You know, Vic here has a Harvard degree
in not knowing what the fuck he's doing.
Ask him how he lost his pinky.
Yeah.
No. What's the big deal? I'm just asking questions.
I like our new friend Frida here.
I think she's cool and interesting.
I just want to get to know her better, that's all.
All right.
Hey, hey, hey! Sip it, dude. Sip it.
The wine's older than you.
Yeah, s... sorry.
Offerings. Time for the real dessert.
These beautiful psilocybin and MDMA droppies
will introduce you to your ancestors.
Yeah.
Blessings, children of the forest.
Who's first?
Uh...
How many do I do?
Come here.
He's the master.
Uh-uh. Set your intention.
One.
Two.
Three.
I love you so much.
I fucking love this pineapple.
You're so beautiful.
Wow.
Okay. Sleep.
Okay. Okay.
Huh.
Weird.
What?
Nothing.
- John Kennedy was here. - Yeah.
Blue fin. Belly cut.
- Best in the world. - Mmm.
Whoa, Cody. I mean, this is sick.
Very special knife.
Slater got it for me in Okinawa.
And it's very sharp.
I just don't want you to cut yourself, all right, dude?
It's an original Hattori.
He decides to throw himself a birthday party.
Thank you.
There's something weird going on here.
If by weird, you mean that you're losing, again?
Yeah, shit's getting pretty fucking weird.
What happened to your pinky?
What's the first rule of Fight Club?
What?
- Never mind. Here we go. - One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
Eight.
Nine.
Ten!
No! No, no, no!
Hold it.
I'm not... I'm not prepared...
Having a good time?
We're having a great time.
Babe.
Watermelon?
That is a fat blunt, queen.
Does anyone have a lighter?
Heather, do you have my lighter?
Sorry.
- Can I try? - Yeah.
What is that?
Is it, like, strawberry?
Ooh.
That smells nice on you.
- Thank you. - Mmm.
How'd you get that scar?
I don't know.
I like your nails.
Thanks.
I do them myself.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
All right. What do we got here?
Blue cats.
Yeah. Anailmals.
What?
It's, um, anailmals.
It's animal nails.
It's kind of my thing. It's, um...
- It's a play on... - Oh, oh!
- You get it? - Fuck! Yes.
- "A-nail-mals." - Anailmals.
I gotta go to bed.
- I gotta go to bed. - What?
Why?
I got therapy in the morning.
Oh, boo.
Oh, boo, you.
Wait. You forgot your...
Ew.
Hello?
Frida?
Hi.
Hey.
I, um...
I thought you might want this.
Thank you. That's sweet.
So...
- Whatcha doin'? - Oh, man.
Oh, look who it is.
- Frida, this is Rich. - Hi.
Rich, Frida.
Very nice to meet you.
I remember you.
From the gala?
"Blink twice if I'm in danger"?
That's right.
Amazing.
Yeah, it's amazing.
Hey, Stace? It still feels weird here.
Okay.
I think we should try it someplace else.
Why don't we just light it on fire?
That might make it a little less weird.
- Don't do that. - Hi.
Don't... Don't do that. You know it bums me out.
- All right? - Ah.
I'm sorry.
All right, young man.
I'm headed back to the mountaintop.
- Always enjoy our chats. - Yes, sir.
Thank you.
- Oh, and thanks for the gift. - I'll walk you out.
Hey, hon, do you have the light?
Where's my knife? Who has my knife?
What?
My knife. I can't find my special knife.
Chill. You just gotta ask somebody, man.
You okay?
Psst.
Has anyone seen Cody's special knife?
I just don't know where it went.
You want this?
No, thanks, Heather. That weed makes me paranoid.
Nobody has your stupid knife.
Something horrible is about to happen.
What?
When things are good,
that's when the bad stuff happens.
Why would you think that?
Life.
What day is it?
I don't know.
When are we leaving?
Whenever you want.
That's not an answer.
Are you having a good time?
Yes.
Good.
Boop.
Okay, who has got it?
Who has got it this time, huh?
- Not it. - Oops.
I don't even remember taking it.
- I know who took it. - Eh, eh, oh, ah! Oh!
What, do I gotta write my name on this fucking thing?
Oh, shit.
Pop Rocks in a tangerine mojito sorbet.
Shut up! Shut up!
I got it.
- Let's go! - Yes!
Love it!
Yeah!
That's right!
All of this feels immaculate.
Oh, my goodness. Okay.
Beautiful photo! Hold it right there.
All right. Yep.
Hold it. Hold it.
It's really working for you, isn't it?
Look at me.
Dancing around in my hat.
You idiot.
Get the hips involved.
Come here, baby.
- Yeah. - Come on. Spin.
Feels so amazing.
Do you know how much I love you?
Oh, my God.
Come here.
Oh, you smell good.
- Eat you up. - Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Something bit me!
There it is. There it is.
Yes. There it is. There it is.
Shit!
Oh, Slate, that was... That was...
I believe the word you're looking for,
kid, is "fucking awesome."
What is it? Is it poisonous?
It's venomous, but you're not gonna die.
- Oh, my God! - No, no, no.
- Is it dead? - Here. Here.
You're okay. You're fine.
Oh, my god!
Should I, like, be going to, like, a hospital or something?
- You'll be fine. - Besides...
there are no hospitals.
You want some more water?
How's your hand?
I feel weird.
I want my phone.
Okay.
I wanna go home.
Okay, let's not go crazy.
Everybody is, like, smiling and laughing
like 1960s fucking flight attendants.
Like, "Are you having a good time?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I'm having a great time."
I'm scared, Frida.
I think you just need some sleep.
Don't. No, no, don't, don't, don't do that. Don't do that.
Can't you feel it?
There's something wrong with this place.
What's wrong?
What's wrong? I seriously want to know.
Is it the amazing food?
Or the tsunami of champagne?
Or is it the 1,020-thread-count
fucking sheets? What is it?
You're not listening to me.
Please.
For the first time in my life, I'm here.
And I'm not invisible.
So please.
Please.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm gonna go lay down.
Hello?
Oh.
Hi.
Oh, I'm sorry. I was just, um...
I was looking for Slater.
Um...
Hey.
What's your name?
Red rabbit.
Red rabbit, right.
Oh.
Oh. Don't worry. I won't tell.
I'm not a narc.
Sure.
Oh, my God, what's in that? That's crazy strong!
Red rabbit.
Red rabbit. Red rabbit.
Red...
What are you doing over here?
I, uh...
I got lost.
You wanna go that way.
Oh, the chickens got out. Again.
Fucking nightmare.
Come here, you little fucker.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Why are we running?
I don't know why we do that.
Hide this.
All right, who did this?
Seriously.
When did I cut bangs?
What's up?
You've got a dick on your face.
Yep.
- Greetings, excellent people. - Good morning,
- young blood. You all right? - I'm sorry, Slate.
- Hi, guys. - Oh, dude, your eye.
What? Oh, no, I know, right?
Oh, my God. Fuck, yeah. There's blueberry muffins?
It's Slate's mom's recipe.
Mmm. It's spectacular.
- Thanks, bud. - How'd you sleep?
Amazing.
All right, kids.
Sails up.
Who's ready to catch some beautiful grouper?
Let's do it. Is it cool
if I bring the muffins?
Bring the muffins.
Oh, how do we feel about less loud?
Sorry, babe.
I don't think I can be on a boat right now, to be honest.
Come on, it'll be fun.
- Big old bucket of worms. - Oh.
Maybe we'll just have some girl time.
You guys go be with the worms.
- You okay if I go? - Of course.
- You sure? - Yeah.
Tom, is that a dick on your face?
- Yep. - Enjoy your girl time.
- Mm-hmm. - Bye, babe.
Bye, babe!
Oh, I needed this!
- Me the fuck too. - Oh, my God!
- You want this? - Oh, fuck no.
Heather, that shit you smoke, bro...
- is way too fucking strong. - I know.
Hey, hon, you have that light?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Where's Jess?
What do you mean?
What do you mean, "What do I mean?"
Jess.
Who is Jess?
You okay?
Is she okay?
You don't look so good. What's wrong?
Yeah, what's wrong?
Are you fucking with me?
- Where's Jess? - Huh? What, hon?
My friend that was in the room next to mine.
Uh, the storage room?
Hey, relax. You're on vacation.
Oh, Jesus.
Wake up!
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Jess was here.
- Jess was here! - Hmm.
And she said... She said
there was something wrong with this place.
I hear you.
And I don't want to sound like... like a bitch.
It's just, like, I feel like I would know
if there was, like, this whole other person here, you know?
I know it doesn't make any sense.
It doesn't make any sense, but...
I feel like... I feel like
we're forgetting, like, a lot of stuff.
How do we feel about putting down the knife?
Yeah?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
What day is it?
Huh?
Do you know what day it is?
No.
But, like, I never know what day it is.
Right.
I'm having a great time here.
But I also have this
feeling that I'm, like...
not.
- Does that make sense? - Yes.
I have dirt under my nails,
and I don't know how it got there.
I'm sorry. What is this?
What is that?
They were like... "Oh, Sarah...
you were climbing up a tree and you were so wasted,
you fell." Uh-mmm.
I didn't last eight seasons
on Hot Survivor Babes because I fell.
So you don't think I'm crazy?
What's crazy is that we got onto a plane
with a bunch of dudes we don't know.
I thought you all knew each other.
No.
Cody just chatted me up at a coffee shop,
just talking about how he knew Slater King.
But Heather and Camilla,
they know everybody, right?
I don't know.
Oh, my God!
What the fuck were we thinking?
- Oh, fuck! - I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it! I knew it!
I knew it was too good to be true.
Of course they're fucking with our heads
because that's what they do.
They distract us with these cute little outfits,
and they shower us with raspberries and champagne.
But you know what?
We know what's really going on.
They are trying to control us.
They're trying to make us look crazy.
And it's working.
So they're making us forget.
Yeah.
Okay, but like...
how?
"Forgetting is a gift."
Huh?
Slater said, "Forgetting is a gift."
Oh...
I don't get it.
We need to call the cops.
Yes.
- We need to call the FBI. - Yes.
We need to call the cops and the FBI.
Okay, but wait.
- What? - Wait, wait.
Say we call the cops and the FBI, right?
Uh-huh...
And we're, like, "Hi. Hello. Please send help.
"Slater King and his buddies
are doing horrible things to us."
They're gonna be like, "What did they do?"
And we're gonna be like, "Um...
We don't know."
"'Cause they've been secretly erasing memories
with perfume, I guess."
And the guys would be like, "What?"
"We would never do that,
other white guys we probably play golf with."
And Heather and Camilla will be like,
"Nothing but good times
and fat fucking blunts over here, officer."
And I'll be like, "Come on, guys, believe women."
"Here is my friend's lighter."
And they'll be like, "Sure thing. Of course."
"You crazy fucking bitch."
Okay. Okay. Okay.
- Look at me. - Okay.
- Let's get on the same page. - Okay.
Your friend, you remember her?
Yes.
- But I don't remember her. - No.
What's up with that?
She got bit by a snake.
Okay?
And I drank this.
What's in there?
I'm pretty sure it's snake venom.
You think snake venom's gonna make us remember?
Yeah.
Fuck it.
- Yeah. - Oh, God!
- It's really bad. - Oh, that's... That's venom?
- Yeah, dude. - Why didn't you warn me?
- I did. - That is disgusting.
How are we gonna get Heather and Camilla to drink that?
Oh, man.
Tequila?
Shots, bitches!
- Holy shit! - What's in these?
Snake venom?
Slam it, girlfriends.
I used to slam it.
Fuck! No way,
that was fucking crazy!
Tangy.
Fuck!
Stan, uh, radioed, by the way, on the, um, thingy
that the boys are gonna be back soon from fishing,
which means that I had better...
Okay.
- Goodbye, ladies. - Bye, Stace.
Oh, yes!
I'm going for the phones. Keep a lookout.
- Okay. Wait, wait. - Okay.
What do I do when the boys come back?
I don't know. Fucking yell...
"fat blunts" as loud as you can.
- Okay. - Don't forget to smile.
Fat blunts.
More shots?
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Fuck!
Bad bitches for life.
- Bad bitches for life. - Wait. No, wait.
- Oh! - You dropped it!
Oh, God!
Oh, fuck.
Wait.
Sarah?
Dude, you... what happened to your nose, man?
Hey, girls...
maybe we should cool it on the shots.
Just trust me. I think... I think they're really strong.
I'm, like, really hardcore, so...
Just give it to me.
- No. Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Give it.
Come on, mami. Just worry about yourself.
We got this.
Oh, look, look, look.
- Fuck! - Oh, fuck!
What the fuck, babe? It's just me!
I'm sorry.
I just don't like to be tickled.
Ooh, bro!
Fuck! Fuck!
Come on. Come on.
When I was, like, four, my sister, she pushed me.
Um, accidentally. She's not a sociopath.
And my two front teeth just shot right back up into their,
uh, the tooth holes.
It was disgusting.
But they were baby teeth, so they grew back.
Are you all right?
Sorry, how's your nose?
Where's Frida?
Uh, she's just freshening up.
All right. I'll see y'all in a minute.
Wait!
Hmm?
We're just gonna
smoke a... fat blunt!
Go off, queen!
Yep! We're gonna smoke a big, fat blunt!
Okay.
Let's fucking go!
Oh, I can't wait!
We've got ourselves
a sticky situation.
Yeah.
Come on.
Fuck!
What's up, guys?
Yo.
Does anyone have a lighter?
Are you okay, babe?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just
really excited about this... fat blunt.
Me too.
Fuck! Shit!
What are we gonna do about you?
Hmm?
What are we gonna do?
It's...
weird here.
Doesn't work here.
- Stace... - Huh?
is it weird here?
No. I, uh, I like it there. I like it right there.
- I'm gonna get some water. - Stan?
- It's a little weird. - Right?
I concur. Bitches be trippin'.
Does anyone want any champagne?
But then, let's love 'em.
Wait. You didn't get any.
Go again, girl. Here.
Crazy times, man.
That's what I'm talking about.
It's comfy, but it just... I don't know.
Is it too red? I feel like it's a little too red.
You could help.
I'm fucking eating here.
Somebody's getting a dick drawn on his forehead tonight.
- What? - Nothing.
Stop moving, babe,
stop moving!
Are we doing this, or what?
Damn it, this is so fucked up!
Shut up. She got bit. She remembers everything.
- No, no. - No, no, no!
Yeah. Okay.
Let's, uh, let's get rid of it.
You want it? Stace?
- Mm-hmm? Mm-hmm. - How about you take it?
Oh, I'm an idiot! Stan, give me a hand.
I can't believe that I didn't think of this before.
It was sitting right there the entire time,
right in front of my face.
Okay.
Wait. Okay.
Now, why didn't we just do here first?
Frida!
Hey, Frida!
Welcome to party, pal!
Frida!
Hey!
Want some of this?
Oh!
Yeah!
I'm just gonna...
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, Sarah, where you goin' with the blunt?
Here, smoke. It'll look weird if you don't.
Okay.
So how did the phones go?
Bad.
It went very bad.
Okay.
Has your venom kicked in yet?
Mm-hmm.
Heather and Camilla?
Those bitches are a ticking fucking time bomb.
- Hey, buddies. - Hi!
Hey.
We saw it.
What?
We saw what they did to Jess.
- 'Sup, stoners? - Hey!
- We did? - Yeah.
They killed her 'cause she wasn't forgetting.
This one is for you.
This one's for you.
I love you, bitches!
Hey!
There she is.
Hi... you.
- How are you? - I...
missed you.
Aw. I missed you too.
You guys get in any trouble?
No, no, no.
Just, um, girl time.
Girl time?
- Yeah. - Mmm-hmm.
- Love it. - Mmm.
All right.
- Check it out, babe. - Are you okay?
- I'm good. - Babe!
- It's cool, right? - Okay...
what do we do?
We keep pretending.
Okay.
- So cool! - Wow!
Friends, this is a...
very special preparation of grouper.
It's poached in shoyu
and young ginger with local wild garlic.
And a little bit of yuzu if you feel like taking
your tongue to tang town.
Tang town!
Blessings. Enjoy.
Beautiful! Fucking beautiful, man.
Thank you.
Hey, buddy, let's go to Coachella.
You know, I take him,
there's gonna be the Tupac hologram and shit.
Fucking amazing. She followed us there.
It's beautiful.
You know, let it go. Forget about it.
We'll just change stages, go somewhere else.
She doesn't give up.
No!
Bitch, that shit is too funny!
Let's get the wine!
Let's go. Come on.
Let's go. Get the wine out! Let's go!
Don't tell me what to do! Shut up!
Shut up!
Oh, you like that shit?
Don't tell me what to do!
Shut up! Shut up!
Stop, man.
- Hey, stop it! - This is so fucked up, man!
- You gotta grow up. - No! I can't. No, man, please.
You don't tell me what to do.
She really won't remember any of this?
Mm-mm.
The worse it is, the more they forget.
All trauma gone.
We'll get her cleaned up,
and she'll be back to having the time of her life.
Please!
Amazing.
That's gonna open up beautifully.
Chateau Beauvoir, 1970 - trois.
- Take a sniff. - Yeah.
All right. Bon appetit.
You smell nice.
Thanks.
And this trip, man,
this trip has done things to me
that, like, I don't even know.
It's so good.
- Is it good? - It's so good.
And my girls, like,
y'all my girls.
And if anybody try fucking with you,
I want y'all to call me, okay,
and be, like, boop, boop, boop,
"Yo, Camilla, this motherfucker
"fucking with me."
And then I'll be, like,
"Oh, word? Say less. Send the addy."
You know what I'm saying? 'Cause I'm from Dyckman.
And I lead with so much love...
But I'm quick to fuck a motherfucker up.
It's so beautiful
the way that... to see all you girls connecting like this.
I love you guys.
- Ah... - What about you, Sarah?
Hmm?
You havin' a good time?
Oh.
Yeah, it's been... Um...
It's been great. Yeah. Yeah.
It's just always been
hard for me to make girlfriends,
- so it's been nice. - Hmm. Oh.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
What do you think that's about?
Yeah, babe.
Um...
Well...
Women
have been taught to compete against each other.
- Right? - Hmm.
When really we should be helping...
I mean, supporting
each other. So, I don't know.
I've just been thinking
that maybe when I get home,
that it would be nice to start, like,
this program thing
where I, like, teach women survival skills.
And I know that show was stupid and totally degrading,
but I learned some really useful shit.
And the truth is, is that you never know
when you're gonna be stuck in the middle of nowhere
in, like, a totally terrifying situation
with no one to save you,
no one to even hear you scream,
and you need to fight
for your fucking life!
'Cause it's scary...
out there.
Yeah.
It so is.
It is terrifying.
I just got so excited.
No, I do the same thing.
Yeah, it really is.
You know, my cousin's wife got mugged
outside a Petco last week.
- Oh, my God! - You see?
- Is she okay? - No.
You know what's great, though?
Just women,
when they band together,
it's really beautiful.
Sorry.
Thank you so much. That was awesome.
You okay?
Yeah.
I just want to...
want to...
dance.
You wanna what?
No.
All right.
It's nice to break it up a little.
- Yeah. - Get some tunes.
- On it. - Tombo.
Yes, Fri!
- Hey! - Hey.
- Sarah! - It's getting hot.
Wow.
- Uh-oh. - Oh!
I see you, girl!
Oh, yeah.
Get a picture.
Look at those moves.
- What's happening? - Look out!
I love it.
No, you didn't!
Wow.
I don't believe this.
Yes!
Yeah, babe.
Oh, shit.
Oh...
Whoo!
You're a bad girl, babe.
Mmm-hmm.
Lucas!
Do it, like, this way.
There you go.
Hey!
Uh...
Hey, where are you going?
Water, water, water.
- Hey. - What's up?
Stan.
Stan the man. You were in the Marines, right?
Always will be.
Why don't you be a hero twice and get me some ice?
Oh, shit.
Hmm.
Are you havin' a good time?
I'm having a great time.
Hmm.
You smell different.
Uh...
You sick fuck!
- I found some more muffins. - Stop it!
- No! - What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Come here, you motherfucker!
What the fuck!
Babe,
we can talk about this, all right?
Let's not freak out.
Oh, shit, babe.
What the fuck! No, babe!
Fuck!
That's gonna open up beautifully.
Babe!
- Get off of me! - You got her?
Yeah, I got her.
No!
This place sucks.
What the fuck?
- We were just hanging out. - Guys, I can't feel my legs.
Lock the door!
I can't feel my legs.
Lock the fucking door!
Guys?
Guys, we need the hospital.
Oh, fuck, I need a hospital.
Fuck!
Oh, my God!
They know, dude. They know everything.
We're gonna go to hell for this.
What do you mean? We're such nice guys.
- Drink this. - Oh, my God!
- You got perfumed, dude. - What does that mean?
That's why you don't remember.
- What does that mean? - Guys?
Will someone please tell me
what the fuck's going on?
Guys?
Red rabbit.
I don't understand.
I am not... You go out there.
Okay, stop! I'm sorry for yelling at you.
You can do this.
I don't like this game anymore.
Hey. Come here. Come here.
Just go outside
- and go get the girls. - All right.
Fuck.
It's okay.
You're just...
remembering.
But I... I didn't...
I didn't want to remember!
They're gonna do what they're gonna do.
You child.
Forgetting is a gift, hon.
Help me. Help me.
Bitch, I tried.
Who's there?
It's just me, babe.
Here.
What did I do?
Nothing.
Thank God!
No, no, no. I meant, you did...
you did nothing.
You did nothing for yourself.
You did nothing for them.
And, in my opinion,
there's a real special place in hell
reserved for people that just choose to do nothing.
Why do you think you chose to do nothing?
What the fuck?
This is impossible unless...
I've been here before.
What do we do?
Let's go say hi to the guys.
Slater, please help me.
- I don't know what's going on. - Uh-oh.
Oh, is he gonna do something?
I don't know what's happening.
Everyone's fucking crazy out here. Please help me!
Are you gonna do something, nothing boy?
Slater, I'm scared!
Don't open the door.
Don't open the door. Okay.
Shit!
I'm really sorry.
Look at you.
- Please! - You're beautiful.
Come here. Come here. Stop.
Stop, stop. It's okay. All right?
Hi.
Yeah. It's good there.
I like your nails.
That's gonna scar.
You havin' a good time?
I'm having a great...
Hi.
Welcome back.
Fucking bitch.
Ah... Fuck him.
Don't worry about him.
He's just still mad about the pinky thing.
Fuck!
I thought last year was intense,
but you've really outdone yourself.
So...
everybody's dead.
What now?
I'm just saying,
there is a version of this where we're all just
still havin' a good time.
And sipping mimosas and green juices.
And laughing at brunch.
'Cause brunch, brunch is real.
Brunch is so fucking real.
You want to know what's not real?
Forgiveness.
I'll show you.
I, Slater King, would like to formally apologize
for my behavior.
I've sought therapy,
and I'm gonna take a leave of absence from my company
while I face these issues head-on. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm...
I'm... I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
So, we good?
No?
That's right.
There is no forgiveness.
There's just
forgetting.
There's just forgetting.
Which, by the way, you are fucking incredible at.
You forgot about the entire goddamn place.
That's amazing.
Imagine what humans could be
capable of if we could free them
from the suffering and the pain of their trauma.
Oh, my God, my sister, my sister would be...
she'd be free.
She'd be free 'cause she's so fucked up,
because she remembers everything.
She remembers every single thing. She's, like...
"How could you go and play tennis with that man
after what he did to us when we were little?"
And I'm, like...
I'm over here just, like, "What did he do?"
"What did he do?"
"What the fuck did he do?"
"I don't know what he did."
This is gonna be great.
We can forget all of this.
Come on. Me and you both.
Let's just...
Just a quick spritz.
What do you think?
Well...
I feel...
Fuck!
- I feel like... - Okay, um...
Hold that thought.
I'm gonna be right back.
I want to hear what you want to say.
I'm gonna be right back, okay?
Hey.
No! No!
No! Please, don't. Please, don't.
Please, don't. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Please. - You think I'm gonna kill you?
You're, like, my best friend.
What?
Boop.
No. No, no, no!
Please, please, please don't!
Don't, don't kill her!
Please don't kill her!
Stop! Oh, my God!
No, no, please don't! No, I'm sorry!
I'm so sorry!
Please, don't do anything! Please!
- Oh, my God! - Hey.
Oh, no!
I'm so sorry!
Please stop.
Holy shit, Vic.
What the fuck happened to your face?
And what the fuck
happened to...
Oh, shit. What happened to Camilla?
Oh, my God!
Uh...
What the fuck happened?
Uh, okay...
Vic, what the fuck happened to your face?
Oh, my God.
What happened with, uh, Camilla...
Lucas, uh...
Yo, what the fuck happened to the...
Uh...
You're right. There is no forgiveness.
Only forgetting.
Fucking...
I need a vacation.
Same.
You got a light?
I knew I forgot something.
You sure you know what you're doing?
Folks,
we want to thank you all for being here with us tonight.
Slater.
- You... - Hey.
are a hard man to reach.
Uh, it's good to see you.
Hey, thanks for coming.
Look, we don't have to do it now.
Not here.
I was hoping we might be able
to continue our little discussion.
Yeah. Uh, yeah.
We could continue the discussion.
How's your next week look?
We're in Beijing next week.
Um, we're in Beijing next week.
Oh, uh, okay. Sorry, I don't think we've met.
Of course we have.
I remember you.
Hiya, Rich.
I got him.
Right, well...
It's, uh...
- it's nice to meet... see you. - Come with me, sir.
See you.
Sir...
I want to give one more round of applause...
to our host, the CEO of King-Tech.
- Eat your steak, honey. - Ladies and gentlemen,
Mrs. Frida King.
More champagne, Mrs. King?