1 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:37,157 Camera test. 2 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,272 That's it. 3 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,860 The world is so fucked up. 4 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,529 Systematic oppression. 5 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:05,823 Income inequality. 6 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:08,451 The other stuff. 7 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,497 And there's only one thing that I can do about it, 8 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:17,210 while... while being paid, and being the center of attention. 9 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,259 I'm bored. 10 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:37,577 Hi. 11 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:42,873 Welcome to, uh, whatever this is. 12 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:45,835 Um, I've been working for the last couple months, 13 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:50,798 um, testing this camera, and testing lights, and writing, 14 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:56,095 and I've decided to, uh, try to make a new special. 15 00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:57,263 For real. 16 00:09:57,346 --> 00:10:00,057 Um, it's not gonna be a normal special 17 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,768 because there's no audience, and there's no crew. 18 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,563 It's just me and my camera, 19 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,607 and you and your screen. 20 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:11,319 Uh, the way that... that our Lord intended. 21 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,362 Um... 22 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:17,658 And the whole special will be... will be filmed in this, uh, room. 23 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,661 And instead of being filmed 24 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:24,999 in a single night, it will be filmed in 25 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:27,293 uh, however long it takes to finish. 26 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,339 I hope you, uh, enjoy it. 27 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:35,259 I... I hope this special can maybe do for you 28 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,678 what it's done for me these last couple months, 29 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:42,808 which is, uh, to distract me from wanting 30 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,603 to put a bullet into my head with a gun. 31 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,772 So... 32 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:49,815 Yeah, thank you. 33 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,151 And a warning. 34 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:55,988 Um, I can already sort of tell that this special is going to be 35 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,449 a little all over the place, 36 00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:02,536 so don't expect incredibly smooth transiti... 37 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:06,846 Hey, kids. 38 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,098 Today, we're gonna learn about the world. 39 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,619 Hey, everyone. Look who stopped by to say hello. 40 00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:13,662 It's Socko. 41 00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:15,748 Hey! 42 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,666 Where you been, Socko? 43 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:22,004 I've been where I always am when you're not wearing me on your hand. 44 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:26,258 In a frightening, liminal space between states of being. 45 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,761 Not quite dead, not quite alive. 46 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:32,640 It's similar to a constant state of sleep paralysis. 47 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:36,268 Socko, we were just talking about the world and how it works. 48 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,771 Boy, that sounds complicated. 49 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,690 Do you have anything you'd want to teach us about the world? 50 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,444 I wouldn't say anything that you probably haven't already said yourself. 51 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,446 I don't know about that, Socko. 52 00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:48,948 How about you give it a try? 53 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,533 All right. 54 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,495 Really? 55 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,341 That's pretty intense. 56 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,843 No shit. 57 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,345 What can I do to help? 58 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,806 Read a book or something. I don't know. 59 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:59,643 Just don't burden me with the responsibility of educating you. 60 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,478 It's incredibly exhausting. 61 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:02,688 I'm sorry, Socko. 62 00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:05,524 I was just trying to become a better person. 63 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,943 Why do you rich fucking white people 64 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:11,196 insist on seeing every socio-political conflict 65 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:15,075 through the myopic lens of your own self-actualization? 66 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,952 This isn't about you. 67 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,205 So either get with it, or get out of the fucking way. 68 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:24,293 Watch your mouth, buddy. Remember who's on whose hand here. 69 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:27,171 But that's what I... Have you not been fucking listening? 70 00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:28,797 - We are entrenched in... - All right. 71 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,883 Wait! No, please! I don't want to go back. 72 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,219 I can't go... I can't go back. 73 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,971 Please. Please. 74 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:37,514 I'm sorry. 75 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,559 Are you gonna behave yourself? 76 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,561 Yes. 77 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,773 Yes, what? 78 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,276 - Yes, sir. - Look at me. 79 00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,198 Yes, sir. 80 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:55,783 That's better. 81 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,972 No! 82 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,106 Hello, my name is Bo Burnham. 83 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,067 And I am a former comedian, 84 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:33,904 turned social brand consultant. 85 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,202 It's a very exciting time to be a, uh, brand. 86 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:45,582 It's also a bit of a scary time because customers expect a lot more 87 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,043 from their brands than they did in the past. 88 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,838 During this incredibly necessary 89 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:54,299 and overdue social reckoning that we're having in our culture, 90 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:59,346 it is no longer acceptable for brands to stay out of the conversation. 91 00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:03,142 Consumers want to know, "Are you willing to use your brand awareness 92 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,477 to effect positive social change?" 93 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,438 Which will create more brand awareness. 94 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:13,944 The question I ask the brands I work with is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is... 95 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:16,196 "Are you gonna be on the right side of history?" 96 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,657 The question isn't, "What are you selling?" 97 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,493 Or... or "What service are you providing?" 98 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,580 The question is, "What do you stand for?" 99 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:28,876 Who are you, Bagel Bites? 100 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,044 All these big companies, they're so scared 101 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:34,590 of all this social change, and I come in and I put their fears to rest. 102 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,758 You know, I tell them, "Just be honest." 103 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:41,138 "Tell your customers that... that JPMorgan is against racism." 104 00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,222 In theory. 105 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,891 The question is no longer, 106 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:48,395 "Do you want to buy Wheat Thins?" For example. 107 00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:50,063 The question is now, 108 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:55,777 "Will you support Wheat Thins in the fight against Lyme disease?" 109 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,238 There's no sugarcoating it. The world is... 110 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,283 fucked up. 111 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,247 And you've got a choice as a brand. You can... 112 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:12,502 hide and bury your head in the sand and hope it fixes itself, 113 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:17,299 or you can roll up your sleeves and get to work, 114 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,011 and sell Butterfingers. 115 00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:58,788 Here's a question for you guys. Um... 116 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,958 Is it... is it necessary? 117 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:07,339 Is it necessary that every single person on this planet 118 00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:13,428 um, expresses every single opinion that they have 119 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,556 on every single thing that occurs 120 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,683 all at the same time? 121 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:22,020 Is that... is that necessary? 122 00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:23,730 Um... 123 00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:26,358 Or to ask in a slightly different way, 124 00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:29,569 um, can... can anyone 125 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,322 shut the fuck up? 126 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,116 Can... can anyone, 127 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,285 any... any... 128 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:40,539 any one, any single one, 129 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,123 can any one... 130 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:46,336 shut the fuck up about anything... 131 00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:48,713 About any... any single thing? 132 00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:51,091 Can any single person 133 00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:54,928 shut the fuck up about any single thing 134 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:57,389 for an hour? 135 00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,392 You know, is that... is that possible? 136 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,480 And I know you're thinking, 137 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,732 "You're not shutting the fuck up right now," 138 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,192 and that's true, but... 139 00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:44,728 Hey, everybody. 140 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:49,441 Um, I thought I'd do a reaction video to the song that you just saw me perform. 141 00:26:49,524 --> 00:26:50,859 Thought that might be fun. 142 00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:55,780 Um, so I got my laptop all set up. So I'm ready to go, and let's go. 143 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,453 I like this song. 144 00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:06,207 Um, so the idea with this song was basically that there's so many songs 145 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,501 in the past about... about working-class jobs, 146 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:12,380 but not a lot about the labor exploitation of the modern world, 147 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,798 so that was the idea here. 148 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:20,180 My beard is a little shorter in this video 'cause I filmed it a couple weeks ago. 149 00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:26,394 I think it holds up. The song, not the beard. 150 00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:31,650 And then you cut. I think it's funny to cut right on... 151 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:35,070 do a reaction video to the song that you just saw me perform. 152 00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:36,696 - Thought that might be fun. - What... 153 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,448 Um, so I got my... 154 00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:40,742 Because this video played after that. 155 00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:43,370 Right. So, and now... Right. 156 00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:44,996 Okay, so I'll just keep reacting. 157 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,667 So, this is me reacting to the song. 158 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:50,752 Um... 159 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:53,505 What I'm doing is I'm explaining what the song means. 160 00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:56,466 Um, and what it's about. I'm being a little pretentious. 161 00:27:56,549 --> 00:28:00,011 It's, uh... it's an instinct I have where I need everything that I write 162 00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:02,180 to have some deeper meaning or something. 163 00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:05,684 But it's a stupid song, and, uh, it doesn't really mean anything, 164 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:09,145 and, uh, it's... it's pretty unlikable that I... that I feel this need, 165 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:13,441 this desperate need, to be seen as intelligent. 166 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:16,069 And the video's ending here, as you can see, 167 00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:19,531 and look, I'm very confused. See, I'm very, very confused. 168 00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:22,117 'Cause I'm staring at myself, I don't know what I'm looking at, 169 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,538 and I'm starting to catch up now, and realizing what's going on. 170 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:29,499 And, uh, yeah, now I'm deciding to react 171 00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:32,335 to the reaction to the video. 172 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:36,423 So here, um, I'm reacting to my own reacting, 173 00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:41,094 and I'm criticizing my initial reaction for... for being pretentious, 174 00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:44,556 which is... which is honestly, it's a... it's a defense mechanism. 175 00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:47,767 I'm... I'm so worried that criticism will be levied against me 176 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:50,562 that I levy it against myself before anyone else can. 177 00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:53,690 And I think that, "Oh, if I'm self-aware about being a douchebag, 178 00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:57,110 it'll somehow make me less of a douchebag." But it... but it doesn't. 179 00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:59,946 Um, self-awareness does not absolve anybody of anything. 180 00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:02,490 Am I balding? This is really, really disturbing. 181 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:06,536 I don't like looking at myself like this, and I want... I want this to stop. 182 00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:09,330 Okay, I want this to stop. I'm... I'm stopping this. 183 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:12,625 So, yeah, that was, uh, my reaction to the song, 184 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:14,252 and I hope you enjoyed it. 185 00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:13,394 I don't know about you guys, 186 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:16,689 but, um, you know, I've been thinking recently that... 187 00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:21,277 that you know, maybe, um, allowing 188 00:30:22,028 --> 00:30:25,156 giant digital media corporations to 189 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:29,452 exploit the neurochemical drama 190 00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:31,704 of our children for profit... 191 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:35,708 You know, maybe that was, uh... 192 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:38,461 a bad call 193 00:30:39,295 --> 00:30:40,296 by us. 194 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:44,717 Maybe... 195 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:49,764 maybe the... the flattening of the entire subjective human experience 196 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:54,811 into a... lifeless exchange of value 197 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:56,521 that benefits nobody, 198 00:30:57,522 --> 00:31:00,024 except for, um, you know, 199 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:05,071 a handful of bug-eyed salamanders in Silicon Valley... 200 00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:10,118 Maybe that as a... as a way of life forever... 201 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:16,332 maybe that's, um, not good. 202 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:24,465 I'm... 203 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:27,719 horny. 204 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:34,726 Sexting 205 00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:49,212 Hey, everybody. 206 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:52,799 Um, I just wanted to make a really quick video to say thank you. 207 00:34:53,382 --> 00:34:55,802 Thank you for watching my content. 208 00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:56,969 As you guys know, 209 00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:59,931 I work really hard to try to bring you guys 210 00:35:00,014 --> 00:35:03,017 high-quality content that I think you'll enjoy. 211 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:06,479 So the fact that you are enjoying it, means everything to me. 212 00:35:06,562 --> 00:35:09,148 So thank you, and also keep watching, 213 00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:12,401 'cause there's a lot more content where that came from. 214 00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:14,320 All right, guys, see you later. 215 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:48,521 I took a big fucking breath. 216 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:16,651 One more. 217 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:19,291 Or not burn it. Is burning it bad? What should I do with it? 218 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:54,512 Sh... 219 00:42:02,394 --> 00:42:05,564 So, um... 220 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:10,486 I've been working on this special now for six months. 221 00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:18,077 And... the whole time I've had a... a goal in mind, 222 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:22,039 which is I wanted to finish this thing 223 00:42:23,582 --> 00:42:26,168 before I turned 30. 224 00:42:27,753 --> 00:42:31,757 Um, because the idea of... of turning 30, 225 00:42:33,008 --> 00:42:36,053 while still in this fucking room, 226 00:42:37,012 --> 00:42:38,806 working on this thing alone, 227 00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:42,142 um, that just seemed... 228 00:42:44,019 --> 00:42:46,897 I just... I just wanted to avoid that. 229 00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:47,982 So... 230 00:42:49,191 --> 00:42:52,611 And you might be thinking, "Well, that's fine. You know, look at you." 231 00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:55,823 "You radiate such youth." 232 00:42:56,323 --> 00:42:59,285 "You must not be turning 30 for years." 233 00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:03,122 And that's very, uh, nice of you to say. 234 00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:04,790 But the truth is 235 00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:07,668 um, I turn 30 236 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,920 in less than a minute. 237 00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:16,343 So I'm just gonna sit here and enjoy 238 00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:18,929 uh, my twenties, 239 00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:23,142 and then get back to work. 240 00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:02,806 Yay. 241 00:44:16,028 --> 00:44:17,404 Ah. 242 00:44:32,878 --> 00:44:34,171 Yeah, I was born in 1990. 243 00:44:37,716 --> 00:44:39,176 God... God damn it. 244 00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:05,994 Oh fuck. 245 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:24,930 Oh yeah? Well, your fucking phones are poisoning your minds. Okay? 246 00:45:25,013 --> 00:45:27,307 So when you develop a dissociative mental disorder 247 00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:29,601 in your late twenties, don't come crawling back to me. 248 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:40,631 Okay. 249 00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:42,758 Check that one. 250 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:45,969 We'll do one more. 251 00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:52,851 I just wanna say for the record, um, that I do not want to kill myself, okay? 252 00:46:53,435 --> 00:46:56,396 I don't wanna kill myself, and I'm not going to kill myself. 253 00:46:56,939 --> 00:47:00,526 Um, and if you're out there and you're struggling with suicidal thoughts 254 00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:02,152 and you want to kill yourself, 255 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:04,863 I just want to tell you don't. 256 00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:09,159 Okay? Can you not, please? 257 00:47:10,369 --> 00:47:12,246 Just don't. All right? 258 00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:14,998 Fucking quit it with the... 259 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:19,378 But really, don't kill yourself. You don't want to, because... 260 00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:25,259 There are people that love you... 261 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:26,802 That's not true necessarily, 262 00:47:26,885 --> 00:47:29,555 but there could be people that love you in the future, 263 00:47:29,638 --> 00:47:30,514 and just don't. 264 00:47:30,597 --> 00:47:32,599 I've had people close to me kill themselves, 265 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:35,477 and I'll be honest with you, didn't love it. 266 00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:37,521 Didn't love that. 267 00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:38,689 So just don't. 268 00:47:39,773 --> 00:47:42,025 But if I could kill myself for a year... 269 00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:44,945 If I can... I'd do it today. 270 00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:47,698 If I could kill myself today and be dead 271 00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:50,200 until like 18 months from now, 272 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:54,329 um, I would do it, but alas... 273 00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:57,833 when you kill yourself, you're dead forever, 274 00:47:57,916 --> 00:48:01,169 and we shouldn't be dead forever yet. 275 00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:03,839 So let's not. Right? 276 00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:05,549 Come on, guys. 277 00:50:42,122 --> 00:50:43,999 What's up, boys. Welcome to the stream. 278 00:50:44,082 --> 00:50:46,334 Um, I'm gonna be doing some live play today 279 00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:48,045 for the first time in a while. 280 00:50:48,128 --> 00:50:50,964 Uh, you guys have been wanting that, so we're gonna do... 281 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:52,382 This is the title, Inside. 282 00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:55,218 I've got a lot of requests for this game in chat. 283 00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:57,637 It's some indie developer. I'm not really sure. 284 00:50:57,721 --> 00:50:59,723 I'm going in totally cold on this. 285 00:50:59,806 --> 00:51:03,393 Um, JB, thank you for the three months. My dude, much appreciated. 286 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:06,563 Um... Okay. 287 00:51:08,690 --> 00:51:12,944 That looks pretty good, graphics-wise. I mean, I know it's a cinematic, but... 288 00:51:14,404 --> 00:51:17,282 So we're gonna be trying to do live plays every day this week, 289 00:51:17,365 --> 00:51:18,283 so tune in for that. 290 00:51:18,366 --> 00:51:21,203 I would be gifting 30 subs at the end of the week. 291 00:51:21,286 --> 00:51:25,665 Um, day 50, 250... All right, so this dude's been in here for a while. 292 00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:28,168 So is this like an escape the room? 293 00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:30,003 Or... 294 00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:31,088 Okay. 295 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:32,756 So I can cry. 296 00:51:32,839 --> 00:51:36,093 So he's... he's not happy about being in this room. 297 00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:41,389 I like the music. The music is actually nice on this. 298 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:47,938 Controls are actually pretty smooth. So you're in this like 2D set up, right? 299 00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:50,774 Like, I can't control the camera. 300 00:51:52,025 --> 00:51:53,151 Um... 301 00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:56,571 I'll give it... I guess I'll cry again. 302 00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:58,240 He's... 303 00:51:58,323 --> 00:52:00,784 So is the dude big, or is the room small? 304 00:52:00,867 --> 00:52:02,536 That's what I'm confused about. 305 00:52:03,036 --> 00:52:05,205 Chat's saying, try the door. Yeah, well, okay. 306 00:52:05,288 --> 00:52:08,792 I mean, I don't think it's gonna be that simple, but I will. 307 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,128 Yeah, there ya go. 308 00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:14,297 Um, okay, Well, I think he'll probably cry again. 309 00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:15,924 It's tough, dude. 310 00:52:16,716 --> 00:52:18,593 It's tough. He's been in here a while. 311 00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:20,095 Um, see, I don't like that. 312 00:52:20,178 --> 00:52:23,682 I don't know why they feel the need to give the hint so quick. 313 00:52:23,765 --> 00:52:26,560 I just wish they'd let me... let me explore a little bit. 314 00:52:28,019 --> 00:52:31,982 Wha... I'm holding the flashlight like a... like a cop. 315 00:52:32,065 --> 00:52:33,608 Why is he doing that? 316 00:52:34,609 --> 00:52:37,612 Ah. 317 00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:41,199 All right. Okay. So... 318 00:52:44,035 --> 00:52:45,036 All right. 319 00:52:47,289 --> 00:52:49,833 Okay, he seems a little happier now. That's nice. 320 00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:52,669 I don't know. 321 00:52:52,752 --> 00:52:54,004 I'll cry, I guess, again. 322 00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:00,135 Okay, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be do... 323 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:01,761 Oh! Nice. 324 00:53:02,637 --> 00:53:03,555 Okay, yeah. 325 00:53:06,141 --> 00:53:07,893 Yeah, great. Um... 326 00:53:09,144 --> 00:53:10,645 All right, I'm into this. 327 00:53:10,729 --> 00:53:13,857 Yeah, it's giving me sort of like Death Stranding vibes, 328 00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:17,444 you know, 'cause it's, like, it's fucking boring, 329 00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:19,529 but that's, like, the point, I think. 330 00:53:22,157 --> 00:53:24,743 Dante, thank you for the four months. Appreciate it. 331 00:54:16,711 --> 00:54:19,381 How we feeling out there tonight? 332 00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:22,050 Yeah. 333 00:54:22,133 --> 00:54:23,927 I am not feeling good. 334 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:37,292 So, um, my... 335 00:55:37,917 --> 00:55:41,046 uh, my current mental health is... is... 336 00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:45,759 rapidly approaching, um, an ATL, 337 00:55:45,842 --> 00:55:48,470 which is, um, that's an "all-time low," 338 00:55:49,095 --> 00:55:50,722 not... not Atlanta. 339 00:55:50,805 --> 00:55:52,807 And... 340 00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:59,647 You know, I feel okay when I'm asleep. Like when I'm asleep, I feel all right, 341 00:55:59,731 --> 00:56:02,150 but it's basically from the moment I wake up, 342 00:56:02,692 --> 00:56:04,444 I, uh, I just get this... 343 00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:21,461 Yeah, so, um... 344 00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:22,545 Yeah. Not... 345 00:56:23,838 --> 00:56:26,383 Not doing great. 346 00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:44,479 You know, 347 00:58:46,022 --> 00:58:47,649 it wasn't always like this. 348 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:47,375 Oh. 349 01:01:06,788 --> 01:01:08,706 I've been freaking out for a long time, 350 01:01:08,790 --> 01:01:12,460 thinking I'm never gonna finish this special and be working on it forever. 351 01:01:12,543 --> 01:01:14,170 And recently, I've been feeling like, 352 01:01:14,253 --> 01:01:17,090 "Oh, man, maybe I am getting close to done with this." 353 01:01:17,173 --> 01:01:21,761 "Maybe I'm gonna finish it after all." And that has made me completely freak out 354 01:01:21,844 --> 01:01:24,263 because if I finish this special, 355 01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:28,810 that means that I have to, um, not work on it anymore. 356 01:01:28,893 --> 01:01:31,729 And that means I have to just live my life, 357 01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:35,233 and so I'm not gonna do that, and I'm gonna not finish the special. 358 01:01:35,316 --> 01:01:37,235 I'm gonna work on it forever, I think. 359 01:01:37,318 --> 01:01:39,737 So, yeah, I'm gonna work on this forever, 360 01:01:39,821 --> 01:01:42,657 and I'm never gonna release it. I'm not talking to anybody now. 361 01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:43,991 I'm just talking to myself. 362 01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:45,827 So, yeah, who fucking cares? 363 01:01:45,910 --> 01:01:49,706 Fuck you, and goodbye, and let's keep going. 364 01:02:41,632 --> 01:02:43,134 Man, you guys are a great crowd. 365 01:02:43,217 --> 01:02:46,053 Give it up for yourselves for coming out, by the way, tonight. Give it up. 366 01:02:48,473 --> 01:02:51,142 Supporting live comedy in these weird times. 367 01:02:51,225 --> 01:02:54,103 Um, it's crazy. Um... 368 01:02:54,729 --> 01:02:57,982 These are some pretty crazy times, but it's nice during these crazy times 369 01:02:58,065 --> 01:02:59,859 that we can get together. We can laugh. 370 01:02:59,942 --> 01:03:02,028 You know? Um... 371 01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:05,490 I've learned something over this last year, 372 01:03:05,573 --> 01:03:06,657 which is pretty funny. 373 01:03:06,741 --> 01:03:09,285 Um, I've learned that 374 01:03:10,578 --> 01:03:13,831 real-world human-to-human tactile contact will kill you, 375 01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:17,335 and that all human interaction, 376 01:03:17,418 --> 01:03:21,464 whether it be social, political, spiritual, sexual, or interpersonal 377 01:03:21,547 --> 01:03:25,134 should be contained in the much more safe, much more real 378 01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:27,595 interior digital space. 379 01:03:27,678 --> 01:03:29,222 That the outside world, 380 01:03:29,305 --> 01:03:30,890 the non-digital world, 381 01:03:30,973 --> 01:03:36,103 is merely a theatrical space in which one stages and records content 382 01:03:36,187 --> 01:03:39,774 for the much more real, much more vital digital space. 383 01:03:39,857 --> 01:03:42,151 One should only engage with the outside world 384 01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:43,903 as one engages with a coal mine. 385 01:03:43,986 --> 01:03:47,824 Suit up, gather what is needed, and return to the surface. 386 01:03:48,407 --> 01:03:49,575 Um... 387 01:03:50,451 --> 01:03:53,955 And is it just me, or do pirates need to take a little bit better care 388 01:03:54,038 --> 01:03:55,373 of their fuckin' maps? 389 01:03:56,874 --> 01:03:59,585 You know, when I find a pirate's map, 390 01:04:00,711 --> 01:04:04,298 it's... it's always tea-stained, and the edges are burnt, 391 01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:07,385 and it's like if you're a pirate, all right, and you're gonna 392 01:04:08,344 --> 01:04:12,014 make this map and expect me to carry it around the globe 393 01:04:12,098 --> 01:04:13,850 as I search for your treasure, 394 01:04:13,933 --> 01:04:15,226 then laminate it. 395 01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:30,533 I can't really, uh, play the guitar very well, 396 01:04:31,075 --> 01:04:32,201 um, or sing, so... 397 01:04:32,910 --> 01:04:35,496 You know, apologies. 398 01:09:49,143 --> 01:09:50,186 So, I... 399 01:09:50,728 --> 01:09:51,729 Jesus. 400 01:09:58,736 --> 01:10:03,991 So I've been working on this, uh, special for... 401 01:10:05,993 --> 01:10:08,204 a year now. 402 01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:12,041 It... 403 01:10:13,959 --> 01:10:15,461 Fucking... 404 01:10:25,554 --> 01:10:30,100 So I've been working on this special for, um, a year now, 405 01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:36,190 which is, um, a lot longer 406 01:10:36,273 --> 01:10:39,485 than I anticipated working on it. 407 01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:42,738 When I started... 408 01:10:56,627 --> 01:10:58,337 So I've been working on... 409 01:11:02,341 --> 01:11:03,467 I fucking... 410 01:11:04,718 --> 01:11:06,512 I can't. I fucking... 411 01:11:07,805 --> 01:11:08,806 Fucking... 412 01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:22,820 I am... 413 01:11:24,571 --> 01:11:25,572 not... 414 01:11:29,034 --> 01:11:30,744 um, well. 415 01:11:45,759 --> 01:11:47,845 Thank you, guys. Thank you very much. 416 01:11:47,928 --> 01:11:48,929 Thank you. 417 01:11:52,182 --> 01:11:54,351 You guys have been incredible. Thank you. 418 01:12:00,649 --> 01:12:02,443 I couldn't have done this without you guys. 419 01:12:02,526 --> 01:12:04,653 I couldn't, really. I... 420 01:12:05,654 --> 01:12:08,240 This last year has been... 421 01:12:08,907 --> 01:12:11,869 You know, there have been times that, um... 422 01:12:14,538 --> 01:12:16,498 But just knowing you're here, 423 01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:18,667 you know, feeling you here with me. 424 01:12:19,668 --> 01:12:21,003 Um... 425 01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:23,255 Yeah, thank you. 426 01:12:28,719 --> 01:12:31,347 You know, I hate to ask because, uh, 427 01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:34,391 you've given me so much. 428 01:12:36,435 --> 01:12:37,436 But... 429 01:12:40,230 --> 01:12:42,399 I need you to do one more thing for me. 430 01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:46,695 Can you do that? 431 01:14:14,491 --> 01:14:16,076 You want to hear a funny story? 432 01:14:19,037 --> 01:14:20,497 So, uh, 433 01:14:20,581 --> 01:14:22,541 five years ago, I quit 434 01:14:23,667 --> 01:14:26,545 performing live comedy, 435 01:14:27,838 --> 01:14:32,551 because I was beginning to have, uh, severe panic attacks while on stage, 436 01:14:33,135 --> 01:14:36,096 which is not a great place to have them. 437 01:14:37,514 --> 01:14:39,141 So, I... I quit. 438 01:14:40,517 --> 01:14:43,896 And I didn't perform for five years, and I spent that time... 439 01:14:46,190 --> 01:14:48,567 trying to improve myself mentally. 440 01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:50,819 And you know what? 441 01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:52,779 I did! 442 01:14:53,655 --> 01:14:54,823 I got better. 443 01:14:55,616 --> 01:14:58,160 I got so much better, in fact, 444 01:14:59,077 --> 01:15:01,371 that in January of 445 01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:04,249 2020, 446 01:15:07,669 --> 01:15:10,130 I thought, "You know what, I should... 447 01:15:12,132 --> 01:15:13,675 start performing again." 448 01:15:15,469 --> 01:15:19,264 "I've been hiding from the world, 449 01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:21,433 and I need to... 450 01:15:24,228 --> 01:15:25,521 reenter." 451 01:15:27,814 --> 01:15:28,857 And then... 452 01:15:30,817 --> 01:15:32,486 the funniest thing happened. 453 01:16:50,314 --> 01:16:52,107 Get up. Get up. 454 01:16:52,983 --> 01:16:55,569 I'm talking to you, get the fuck up! 455 01:18:04,096 --> 01:18:05,347 Hi. 456 01:18:05,430 --> 01:18:10,811 Welcome to, uh, whatever this is, um... 457 01:19:16,042 --> 01:19:17,878 I think... 458 01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:20,589 I think I'm... I'm done. 459 01:19:39,608 --> 01:19:43,820 Um, possible... uh, ending song 460 01:19:43,904 --> 01:19:47,491 that is not finished yet. 461 01:19:47,574 --> 01:19:48,575 Test. 462 01:19:49,075 --> 01:19:51,328 Take one.