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What you say about me,
you skinny piece of shit?

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Not now, please.

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Why don't you do something
useful and dig your mother a grave.

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THE RUNNlNG OF THE JEW 2004

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Here comes the Jew.

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It's a big one this year.

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Whoaaa...
He nearly got the money there.

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Wait, here comes Mrs. Jew.

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She's stopped.

10
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Is she? Is she?

11
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Here it comes.

12
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She's laid a Jew egg.

13
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Go kids! Crush that
Jew chick before he hatches!

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No, not film me!
Film him.

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Urkin, not too much raping...
Humans only.

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Doltan, I'll get you
a new arm in America.

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Wave goodbye to your
clock radio, asshole!

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if you cheat on me,
I will come over there

19
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and snap off your cock.

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New York City

21
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America is known for its
sense of humor.

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UN survey say Kazakhstan
have 98th lowest humor.

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We must improve.

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Hurry, hurry.

25
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Just dry him, no hand relief.

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How is my back pussy?

27
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Not bad. Moist.

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So what time this interview?

29
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Soon, my friend.

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Gently.

31
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Enough!

32
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Get up! Get up!

33
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Why aren't you ready!

34
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We have people to interview today.

35
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I understand.

36
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Learn what you can from
this women's group.

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- My hair?
- It's beautiful. Don't worry.

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OF AMERlCA

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What do you mean, California?

40
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I have arranged all our filming
for New York.

41
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But we need to leave New York
to find the real America:

42
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rodeos, cowboys...
It will be better for our documentary.

43
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But why California?
What's there?

44
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Pearl Harbor is there...
And so is Texas.

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Okay, I'll find another way
for us to get there.

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Look who has an embassy here!

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Yes, minister, we're on schedule.

48
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Yes, I'm standing in
the middle of Times Square.

49
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It's time to prepare for your
TV appearance.

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Remember to talk of singing
national anthem at rodeo.

51
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Don't worry, I am a TV professional.

52
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You're singing at a rodeo tonight!

53
00:30:23,743 --> 00:30:26,244
Why didn't you mention it?

54
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What can I do, they are not
professional.

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Get a move on, we have
100 miles to go.

56
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We nearly died last night.
This journey is cursed.

57
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We should have stayed in New York.

58
00:34:46,088 --> 00:34:47,964
Look, Azamat, a Gypsy village.

59
00:34:49,008 --> 00:34:52,552
Let us extract some of their tears
so we can remove the curse.

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Azamat!

61
00:35:57,159 --> 00:35:59,452
Azamat, great success!
I've got the tears.

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Onwards to California!

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Let's go.

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What's that you've got there?

65
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It's nothing. Don't worry about it.

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Are we going the right way?

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- I don't know, this map is from 1917.
- Where the hell are we?

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I'm going to stop and ask.

69
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No, no, no, keep going. Keep going.

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Pull over and let's see
if we can stay here.

71
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We can't stay here,
they are player haters.

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- They're Jews.
- I know that now.

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They'll kill us.
We need to escape.

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Look, the Jews have
shifted their shapes.

75
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OK, OK. How much shall
I give them?

76
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I don't know . . .

77
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More. Give them more.

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Go. Go.

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Let's go back to New York,
at least there's no Jews there.

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Calm down.
We'll keep heading to California.

81
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Why California?
What's so special about California?

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We are going to California!

83
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And get killed on the way?

84
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Relax, Azamat!
I will get us protection.

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Exotic Animal Dealer

86
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We're safe.
Now we continue to California.

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Switch it off.

88
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It so annoying!

89
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Kazakhstan needs to learn
about American fine dining.

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First, a lady will
teach you southern manners.

91
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How long have I got?

92
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An hour. Then you have
dinner date with high society.

93
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Dining Society

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You want to come with us?

95
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Up yours!

96
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Don't spend more than $3.
We're low on money.

97
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Have you offered them pubic hair?

98
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Yes!

99
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It was a mistake.

100
00:55:10,979 --> 00:55:12,187
You screwed up again.

101
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I didn't see the truck.

102
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- I slipped on it and that was it.
- Only an idiot could do this.

103
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You've ruined this documentary
and almost bankrupt us.

104
00:55:28,246 --> 00:55:30,747
So call the ministry
and get more money.

105
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What? if I did that,
they would kill us!

106
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California had better be as good
as you say, or we're finished.

107
00:56:00,111 --> 00:56:01,278
You bastard.

108
00:56:02,488 --> 00:56:03,780
What's the matter with you?

109
00:56:03,865 --> 00:56:07,034
How dare you make
hand-party over Pamela.

110
00:56:07,118 --> 00:56:09,661
Why do you care who l
pleasure myself to?

111
00:56:09,746 --> 00:56:11,663
Because I love this woman.

112
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She's the reason
we travel to California!

113
00:56:15,001 --> 00:56:16,835
What?
You lied to me!

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You lied about California!

115
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Eat my asshole!

116
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My ticket.

117
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How will I get home?

118
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I sorry, my friend.

119
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Azamat?

120
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You traitor!

121
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Look, I can explain.

122
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You attack me.
My mustache still taste of your testes!

123
01:12:30,350 --> 01:12:31,601
Calm down.
Let me explain.

124
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What did you do with the bear?

125
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She ran off. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

126
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Hey! Fuck off, Death!

127
01:12:38,692 --> 01:12:40,276
You need to calm yourself!

128
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:42,028
You have to calm down!

129
01:12:46,033 --> 01:12:49,327
Well, that's another fine
mess you've gotten me into.

130
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I knew you'd make it here, Borat.

131
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I felt so bad that I prepare this for you.

132
01:13:14,227 --> 01:13:17,563
It's everything I could find on Pamela.

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01:13:18,231 --> 01:13:24,403
Last Friday she appeared for a group
who are against cruelty to animals.

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01:13:25,072 --> 01:13:26,739
Against cruelty to animals?

135
01:13:34,081 --> 01:13:36,999
And tomorrow she's doing a signing.

136
01:13:37,834 --> 01:13:39,418
She wrote a book.

137
01:13:43,090 --> 01:13:45,216
What? A woman has written a book?

138
01:13:47,094 --> 01:13:48,219
Dr. Yamak would never believe this.

139
01:13:48,303 --> 01:13:49,345
I know.

140
01:13:52,432 --> 01:13:54,558
We will go to this historical event,

141
01:13:54,643 --> 01:13:56,435
and I will marry Pamela there . . .

142
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. . . but in the traditional Kazakhi way.

143
01:14:01,108 --> 01:14:03,442
Azamat, let's prepare the
wedding sack.

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01:14:04,778 --> 01:14:06,904
You forgive me, yes?

145
01:14:08,407 --> 01:14:09,573
Yes.

146
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Orange, CA

147
01:16:39,266 --> 01:16:41,267
Come on, get her!

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