1 00:00:28,718 --> 00:00:30,520 Tonight is the fucking night, okay? 2 00:00:30,587 --> 00:00:33,857 We've looked like shit for years, and we are developing. 3 00:00:33,925 --> 00:00:35,825 I would say I'm actually mostly developed. 4 00:00:35,893 --> 00:00:39,196 We're finally hot. At least, according to me. 5 00:00:39,263 --> 00:00:40,563 We're getting out there. 6 00:00:40,630 --> 00:00:42,199 We're getting in the cooch, my girl. 7 00:00:42,266 --> 00:00:44,969 We are getting in the puss and we're gettin' wet. 8 00:00:45,036 --> 00:00:46,503 Man, speak for yourself. 9 00:00:46,569 --> 00:00:48,538 Nobody's gonna wanna fuck me this year, 10 00:00:48,605 --> 00:00:50,975 just like nobody wanted to fuck me last year or the year before. 11 00:00:51,042 --> 00:00:53,543 Okay, well, I'm gonna talk to Brittany. 12 00:00:53,610 --> 00:00:54,611 I think that it's time. 13 00:00:54,678 --> 00:00:56,013 Oh, really? It's time? 14 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:57,982 There wasn't time in the last 11 years 15 00:00:58,049 --> 00:00:59,616 we've all been going to school together? 16 00:00:59,683 --> 00:01:01,018 I've been building tension. 17 00:01:01,085 --> 00:01:02,353 You know, you could say hi to Isabel. 18 00:01:02,420 --> 00:01:03,486 Yeah, okay. 19 00:01:03,553 --> 00:01:05,156 And just what would I say? 20 00:01:05,222 --> 00:01:08,426 Like, "Hey, girl, what's up? How's your boyfriend? 21 00:01:08,491 --> 00:01:10,460 How's his penis? 22 00:01:10,527 --> 00:01:13,097 Still awesome and big and throbbing and, uh, like a male penis?" 23 00:01:13,164 --> 00:01:14,864 They could have broken up, you never know. 24 00:01:14,932 --> 00:01:16,901 The fair is like a completely fresh start. 25 00:01:16,968 --> 00:01:19,236 I'm not doin' that with Isabel, you know what I mean? 26 00:01:19,303 --> 00:01:22,639 Like, I'm... I'm... I'm playin' the long game with her, okay? 27 00:01:22,706 --> 00:01:24,674 - Mmm. - Here's how it's gonna shake out. 28 00:01:24,741 --> 00:01:26,876 I don't speak to the bitch for years. 29 00:01:26,944 --> 00:01:30,047 Bam! It's the 20th high school reunion. 30 00:01:30,114 --> 00:01:31,815 I show up, I'm in a little suit 31 00:01:31,881 --> 00:01:33,683 like the lesbian I am, you know what I mean? 32 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:35,052 It's probably white, okay? 33 00:01:35,119 --> 00:01:37,455 She looks at me, I look back at her. 34 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,522 What the fuck happened to her? 35 00:01:39,589 --> 00:01:41,959 She's washed up. 36 00:01:42,026 --> 00:01:43,928 I mean Jeff has run her ragged. 37 00:01:43,995 --> 00:01:47,031 That's when my ass swoops in, okay? 38 00:01:47,098 --> 00:01:50,700 That made me so sad. What? Okay. 39 00:01:50,767 --> 00:01:52,436 Josie, tick-tock. 40 00:01:52,502 --> 00:01:54,171 We're not gonna be sexy little high schoolers forever. 41 00:01:54,238 --> 00:01:56,140 Soon we're gonna be old hags in college. 42 00:01:56,207 --> 00:01:58,541 Do you wanna be the only girl virgin at Sarah Lawrence? 43 00:01:58,608 --> 00:01:59,809 Yeah, honestly, maybe. 44 00:01:59,876 --> 00:02:01,778 I might have a good shot that way. 45 00:02:01,845 --> 00:02:04,814 I don't need this negative, really sad attitude. Please. 46 00:02:05,682 --> 00:02:07,617 What the fuck are you wearing? 47 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,654 It's really not too late to turn around, you know? 48 00:02:11,721 --> 00:02:13,491 I think you wanna be here. 49 00:02:13,556 --> 00:02:15,126 Who said that? 50 00:02:15,192 --> 00:02:17,061 - Where'd you get that idea? - I'm just feeling... 51 00:02:17,128 --> 00:02:19,562 You're getting nervous because of how excited you are. 52 00:02:19,629 --> 00:02:21,966 - No. No, no. - Yeah, yeah. 53 00:02:22,033 --> 00:02:23,867 Oh, and we're crossing. And we're getting in there. 54 00:02:23,934 --> 00:02:26,103 No, I can't, I'm sorry. Ahhh! Fuck, my arm! 55 00:02:26,170 --> 00:02:27,537 There's nothing wrong with your arm. 56 00:02:27,604 --> 00:02:29,206 You have Munchausen's. 57 00:02:29,273 --> 00:02:30,774 Look, just follow my lead. 58 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:32,243 - Hello, ladies. - Oh. 59 00:02:32,309 --> 00:02:33,911 Oh. You know what? 60 00:02:33,978 --> 00:02:35,545 - Just keep going. - How was your summer? 61 00:02:35,612 --> 00:02:36,914 - Good to see you. - Okay, you know what? 62 00:02:36,981 --> 00:02:38,516 Uh, it's not gonna happen, okay? 63 00:02:38,581 --> 00:02:39,950 This school has such a gay problem. 64 00:02:40,017 --> 00:02:42,420 Okay, no. No one hates us for being gay. 65 00:02:42,486 --> 00:02:46,290 Everyone hates us for being gay, untalented, and ugly. 66 00:02:46,357 --> 00:02:48,225 Like, look at Matthieu. 67 00:02:48,292 --> 00:02:49,859 Rock on, man. Killin' it. 68 00:02:49,927 --> 00:02:52,096 I love what you're doing with the school play. 69 00:02:52,163 --> 00:02:54,131 Thanks, bitch. 70 00:02:55,166 --> 00:02:57,101 - Fuck! - Yeah. 71 00:02:57,168 --> 00:02:58,701 Knocks it out of the park, every year. 72 00:02:58,768 --> 00:03:00,670 - Every show. - Yeah. 73 00:03:00,737 --> 00:03:03,140 Ooh. Popcorn. 74 00:03:03,207 --> 00:03:04,275 Don't mind if I do. 75 00:03:15,752 --> 00:03:17,988 - Hey, guys. - Hi, Hazel. 76 00:03:18,055 --> 00:03:20,257 Oh, hey, Hazel. How was your summer? 77 00:03:20,324 --> 00:03:22,426 Were you with your uncle at the slop farm? 78 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:25,129 If you mean volunteering at the National Meat Association, 79 00:03:26,197 --> 00:03:27,498 yeah, it was good. 80 00:03:27,565 --> 00:03:28,865 What are you guys doing here? 81 00:03:28,933 --> 00:03:30,000 You guys never come to the fair. 82 00:03:30,067 --> 00:03:31,734 What happened to your arm? 83 00:03:31,801 --> 00:03:33,636 Oh, my God, she ate shit is what happened. 84 00:03:33,703 --> 00:03:35,072 She ate literal shit? What the fuck? 85 00:03:35,139 --> 00:03:37,141 - Mmm. - Or did you get beat up again? 86 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:38,909 No, I just tripped and I— 87 00:03:38,976 --> 00:03:40,911 Or were you jumped? Was it spy camp? 88 00:03:40,978 --> 00:03:42,846 Did you go to juvie? 89 00:03:42,913 --> 00:03:44,647 - Yeah, we went to juvie. - Ladies and gentlemen... 90 00:03:44,714 --> 00:03:46,584 - Oh, my God, it was juvie? - ... it's time to get ready, 91 00:03:46,649 --> 00:03:49,420 get wild, and get horny for our very own Vikings! 92 00:03:49,487 --> 00:03:51,489 Oh, my God, what did you do? 93 00:03:51,555 --> 00:03:53,756 - And the man who will lead us to victory 94 00:03:53,823 --> 00:03:55,825 against the evil, maniacal, 95 00:03:55,893 --> 00:03:58,329 shit-eating Huntington Ferrets, 96 00:03:58,395 --> 00:04:00,663 let's hear it for Jeff! 97 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:02,199 Jeff! Have my babies! 98 00:04:02,266 --> 00:04:03,968 Jeff, fill me with your seed! 99 00:04:05,936 --> 00:04:07,538 I just don't get why girls like guys like that. 100 00:04:07,605 --> 00:04:09,806 It's like they're like dogs, or pigs, or is there a... 101 00:04:09,873 --> 00:04:11,408 What's the grossest animal? 102 00:04:12,709 --> 00:04:14,245 Jeff, come sign my tits! 103 00:04:14,311 --> 00:04:16,813 Eat my pussy! 104 00:04:18,482 --> 00:04:19,416 That's right. 105 00:04:21,252 --> 00:04:23,387 Oh, fuck. Uh, Hazel. 106 00:04:23,454 --> 00:04:25,755 Gimme that. Josie, take this. Take this. 107 00:04:25,822 --> 00:04:27,158 - Take this. - No. 108 00:04:27,224 --> 00:04:28,758 Really quick. This is the moment. 109 00:04:28,825 --> 00:04:30,660 Stop yelling at me! 110 00:04:30,727 --> 00:04:32,129 Could you give that back really quickly? 111 00:04:32,963 --> 00:04:34,064 - Hey, Brittany. - PJ. 112 00:04:34,131 --> 00:04:36,766 I am loving all the... 113 00:04:36,833 --> 00:04:38,569 holes in your pants. 114 00:04:38,636 --> 00:04:39,970 Thanks. 115 00:04:40,037 --> 00:04:41,671 You look like a little Dutch boy. 116 00:04:41,738 --> 00:04:43,073 Thank you. 117 00:04:43,140 --> 00:04:45,075 So, Britt... Can I call you Britt? 118 00:04:45,142 --> 00:04:47,077 I prefer if you just called me my name. 119 00:04:47,144 --> 00:04:49,679 - Britt-a-nay. Um, but... - No, not that. 120 00:04:49,746 --> 00:04:51,549 Brittany. 121 00:04:51,615 --> 00:04:53,284 Are you thinking of riding the Ferris wheel at all tonight? 122 00:04:53,350 --> 00:04:55,386 I wasn't. I'm going on the puke and duke. 123 00:04:55,452 --> 00:04:56,686 I need to pull trig. 124 00:04:56,753 --> 00:04:57,887 - No, you don't. - Yeah, I do. 125 00:04:57,955 --> 00:04:59,056 I'm gonna say something crazy. 126 00:04:59,123 --> 00:05:02,725 I think you could eat food, 127 00:05:02,792 --> 00:05:05,396 digest it, let it marinate, poop it out. 128 00:05:05,462 --> 00:05:06,763 Mmm, gross. 129 00:05:06,829 --> 00:05:08,632 Maybe this? You want a bite of this? 130 00:05:08,698 --> 00:05:10,434 - Oh, no. - Yeah, this is fucking disgusting. Ugh. 131 00:05:10,501 --> 00:05:12,536 You want a hot dog? We could go get hot dogs. 132 00:05:12,603 --> 00:05:14,004 Oh, I don't know. 133 00:05:14,071 --> 00:05:15,639 Yeah, we could get the bun and the ketchup. 134 00:05:15,705 --> 00:05:17,374 - No bun. No. - You gotta get the bun. 135 00:05:17,441 --> 00:05:19,043 - Yes, you could. - No. 136 00:05:19,109 --> 00:05:21,278 No bun. Okay. 137 00:05:21,345 --> 00:05:23,314 Um, Isabel. 138 00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:25,748 Josie was just saying something similar to me. 139 00:05:25,815 --> 00:05:27,117 I don't think so. 140 00:05:27,184 --> 00:05:28,619 I think so. It was really good. 141 00:05:28,686 --> 00:05:30,221 It was super funny. 142 00:05:33,490 --> 00:05:37,827 You're just so— You're skinny too, as well. 143 00:05:39,129 --> 00:05:40,998 I'm Josie, by the way, good evening. 144 00:05:41,065 --> 00:05:42,799 Yeah, you're skinny— 145 00:05:42,865 --> 00:05:44,368 You're real skinny minnie, aren't ya? 146 00:05:44,435 --> 00:05:46,303 You probably should eat. 147 00:05:46,370 --> 00:05:48,505 They're gonna send you to the hospital with how skinny you are. 148 00:05:48,572 --> 00:05:51,342 Uh-oh, call the doctor. Skinny girl, I see. 149 00:05:53,377 --> 00:05:54,912 Okay, do you guys want any of our tickets? 150 00:05:54,979 --> 00:05:56,280 Yeah, yeah. Thank you. 151 00:05:57,648 --> 00:06:00,850 Fuck! Fuck! 152 00:06:00,918 --> 00:06:02,852 I don't want to say it, but we're fucked. 153 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,288 You know what? I'm good. 154 00:06:04,355 --> 00:06:06,490 'Cause it's not gonna happen for me. 155 00:06:06,557 --> 00:06:08,125 If it's not happening here, 156 00:06:08,192 --> 00:06:10,461 then it's definitely not happening at Emerson, okay? 157 00:06:10,527 --> 00:06:12,829 I'm done trying to sow my damn oats. 158 00:06:12,896 --> 00:06:14,898 - No. - I'm packing up my vagina 159 00:06:14,965 --> 00:06:16,567 and I'm fucking Matthieu. 160 00:06:16,634 --> 00:06:17,935 That's the only hope for me. 161 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:19,370 - No. - It's me and Matthieu, man. 162 00:06:19,436 --> 00:06:21,205 And 'cause he's gay and fearless, 163 00:06:21,272 --> 00:06:22,740 he's probably gonna fuck me without protection. 164 00:06:22,805 --> 00:06:24,141 Then I'm gonna get pregnant. 165 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:25,376 We're going to have to join a church. 166 00:06:25,442 --> 00:06:26,477 He'll be the gay pastor. 167 00:06:26,543 --> 00:06:27,945 My whole life's fucked! 168 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:29,747 And yeah, sure, his sermons are good, 169 00:06:29,812 --> 00:06:31,348 but everybody knows he's fruity. 170 00:06:31,415 --> 00:06:33,883 Everybody knows he's fucking fruity! 171 00:06:33,951 --> 00:06:36,453 By the way, our son, Hezekiah, hates us 172 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:38,555 'cause he knows we're both closeted, 173 00:06:38,622 --> 00:06:40,524 but we try to make it work for him, but he's not happy. 174 00:06:40,591 --> 00:06:42,026 And yeah, guess what? 175 00:06:42,092 --> 00:06:44,728 The deacon's fucking the evangelist, man! 176 00:06:44,794 --> 00:06:47,031 He's fucking the evangelist! 177 00:06:47,097 --> 00:06:49,967 I don't wanna live like that. 178 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:52,835 Will you come and visit us on Sundays? 179 00:06:52,903 --> 00:06:56,540 Please, will you come and visit us on Sundays? 180 00:06:56,607 --> 00:06:59,510 - Isabel. - Leave me alone! 181 00:06:59,576 --> 00:07:00,978 - Stop following me. - Wait, shut up. 182 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:02,413 - What? - Look. 183 00:07:02,479 --> 00:07:04,081 - Don't touch me. - Isabel, baby. 184 00:07:04,148 --> 00:07:05,716 My teeny, tiny baby girl. 185 00:07:05,783 --> 00:07:07,551 Why do you always have to flirt with other women? 186 00:07:07,618 --> 00:07:09,953 It doesn't count if they're not in high school. 187 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:11,455 Especially Mrs. Reilly! 188 00:07:11,522 --> 00:07:13,424 - Josie, offer her a ride. - I don't think so. 189 00:07:13,490 --> 00:07:14,491 Yes, come on. 190 00:07:14,558 --> 00:07:16,226 Irish Catholic. 191 00:07:16,293 --> 00:07:18,062 And I'm regular Christian! 192 00:07:18,128 --> 00:07:19,530 - Josie, ask her. Come on. - PJ, stop. 193 00:07:19,596 --> 00:07:21,398 You're hurting my head. 194 00:07:21,465 --> 00:07:23,534 You're attacking me, and it's giving me a migraine. 195 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,069 And it's giving me PTSD 196 00:07:25,135 --> 00:07:26,170 about all the other times I've had migraines. 197 00:07:26,236 --> 00:07:28,405 - Just do it now. - No. 198 00:07:28,472 --> 00:07:29,606 - Just go fucking ask her. - No. Isabel, would you like a safety ride? 199 00:07:30,574 --> 00:07:31,575 Isabel. 200 00:07:32,943 --> 00:07:34,378 - Oh, no. - Oh, my God. 201 00:07:34,445 --> 00:07:35,779 Isabel... 202 00:07:35,845 --> 00:07:37,181 Get out of the car. 203 00:07:37,247 --> 00:07:38,782 You can't tell me what to do. 204 00:07:38,848 --> 00:07:40,351 - Yeah, no, he can't. - Okay, 205 00:07:40,417 --> 00:07:43,387 I'm sorry that I looked at Mrs. Reilly 206 00:07:43,454 --> 00:07:45,689 and lightly grazed her left tit, all right? 207 00:07:45,756 --> 00:07:47,891 Move, you prick! 208 00:07:47,958 --> 00:07:49,927 Uh, excuse me, she said, "Move, prick." 209 00:07:49,993 --> 00:07:51,328 Don't talk to me, you ugly bitch, okay? 210 00:07:51,395 --> 00:07:53,664 I do not talk to girls in overalls. 211 00:07:53,731 --> 00:07:56,066 - Hey. - Okay, I might be ugly, but these aren't overalls. 212 00:07:56,133 --> 00:07:58,669 Isabel, get out of the freaking car! Get out! 213 00:07:58,736 --> 00:08:00,337 Get out! Come on. 214 00:08:00,404 --> 00:08:01,772 - I feel like we should just drive. - Drive. 215 00:08:01,839 --> 00:08:03,307 - Drive. - Let's just go. 216 00:08:03,374 --> 00:08:04,775 Please. You're being really mean right now. 217 00:08:04,842 --> 00:08:05,843 - He'll move. - He's not moving. 218 00:08:05,909 --> 00:08:07,211 He's gonna move. 219 00:08:07,277 --> 00:08:09,046 - We're about to drive. - Isabel. 220 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:10,647 - Drive. He'll move. - Just drive. Josie, go. 221 00:08:10,714 --> 00:08:12,716 - Three, two one... - Pedal to the metal. Drive! 222 00:08:21,859 --> 00:08:23,594 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 223 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:24,995 Jeff? 224 00:08:25,996 --> 00:08:27,664 Jeff! 225 00:08:27,731 --> 00:08:29,366 - Are you... - Are you okay? 226 00:08:29,433 --> 00:08:30,934 When people move cars, don't people move? 227 00:08:31,001 --> 00:08:32,236 Jeffrey, I'm coming! I'm coming! 228 00:08:32,302 --> 00:08:34,204 You're not alone. You're not alone. 229 00:08:34,271 --> 00:08:35,873 - Back up! Back up! - We didn't even do anything. 230 00:08:35,939 --> 00:08:39,143 No, come here. 231 00:08:39,209 --> 00:08:40,511 - Man down! Man down! - You! 232 00:08:40,577 --> 00:08:42,012 Oh, my God. 233 00:08:42,079 --> 00:08:43,347 - I'm... I'm blacking out. - No, stay with me. 234 00:08:43,414 --> 00:08:44,782 We should go. Let's go. 235 00:08:44,848 --> 00:08:46,150 - Let's go. - Yeah. Okay. 236 00:08:46,216 --> 00:08:47,818 Let's just kind of peel on out. 237 00:08:47,885 --> 00:08:49,219 - Fine. - What did you do to him? 238 00:08:49,286 --> 00:08:51,155 Buckle it for me. Fuck! 239 00:08:51,221 --> 00:08:53,624 You fucking cowards! 240 00:08:53,690 --> 00:08:54,992 You better fucking run! 241 00:08:55,859 --> 00:08:56,860 I don't understand. 242 00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:58,495 What the fuck? 243 00:08:58,562 --> 00:09:01,865 They're not gonna get away with this! 244 00:09:05,335 --> 00:09:06,970 Attention. 245 00:09:07,037 --> 00:09:08,572 The library is out of use again. 246 00:09:08,639 --> 00:09:10,674 Huntington shot up our remaining books, 247 00:09:10,741 --> 00:09:14,244 so there will be no reading again this year. Thank you. 248 00:09:14,311 --> 00:09:17,181 Oh, Brittany was just so cute last night. 249 00:09:17,247 --> 00:09:21,318 Like, "No, I can't eat a hot dog. 250 00:09:21,385 --> 00:09:24,188 I know I won't even digest it. 251 00:09:24,254 --> 00:09:25,522 I have to throw up." 252 00:09:25,589 --> 00:09:27,357 And I was, like, "You can have it." 253 00:09:27,424 --> 00:09:29,660 She's like, "No, not, just... 254 00:09:29,726 --> 00:09:31,328 Maybe, but not the bun." 255 00:09:32,229 --> 00:09:34,331 Oh, it was just really sweet. 256 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:36,033 You had to be there. 257 00:09:36,099 --> 00:09:37,334 I was there. 258 00:09:38,435 --> 00:09:39,536 Are you serious? 259 00:09:39,603 --> 00:09:41,071 I got "faggot number two" this time? 260 00:09:41,138 --> 00:09:42,806 You're the sidekick, not me. 261 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:44,842 'Sup, Ted? How's the family? 262 00:09:44,909 --> 00:09:47,044 Sick. Yeah, you know what to do. 263 00:09:47,778 --> 00:09:49,746 Thanks. 264 00:09:49,813 --> 00:09:51,950 Do you feel like people are looking at us? Like, more than usual? 265 00:09:52,015 --> 00:09:53,684 I don't know. Did you period yourself? 266 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:56,086 Mmm... Mmm-mmm. Hey, Sylvie. 267 00:09:57,354 --> 00:09:58,622 Hi. 268 00:10:00,791 --> 00:10:02,459 Holy shit. Are you guys okay? 269 00:10:02,526 --> 00:10:03,928 What? Yeah. 270 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:05,562 - Why wouldn't we be okay? - All right, kiddos. 271 00:10:05,629 --> 00:10:07,331 Welcome back to class. 272 00:10:07,397 --> 00:10:09,233 Hey! The prep club worked hard on those. 273 00:10:09,299 --> 00:10:10,534 That belongs to the school. 274 00:10:10,601 --> 00:10:12,569 Oh, cool. So, does your vagina. 275 00:10:12,636 --> 00:10:14,071 Nice try, PJ, 276 00:10:14,137 --> 00:10:15,706 but my vagina belongs to the government. 277 00:10:15,772 --> 00:10:17,875 All right, check it out. 278 00:10:17,942 --> 00:10:19,409 - Today I got a special lesson for all of you. - Josie, so, how'd you do it? 279 00:10:20,511 --> 00:10:21,512 Do what? 280 00:10:24,515 --> 00:10:26,183 Holy shit. Is he okay? 281 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,684 Hey, you good, man? 282 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:31,288 What the fuck? 283 00:10:31,355 --> 00:10:33,190 - Yeah, okay, so... - What the fuck? 284 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:34,358 Meanwhile, back at the ranch... 285 00:10:34,424 --> 00:10:36,193 Okay, so, did he fight back? 286 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:37,794 No, literally, how did it go? Did he fight back? 287 00:10:37,861 --> 00:10:39,363 - I hope you broke a bone. - If you need a shoulder 288 00:10:39,429 --> 00:10:41,431 or anything, just let me know... 289 00:10:41,498 --> 00:10:43,133 I heard you did something to him, I just don't know what. 290 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,635 and I'll totally let you lean on me. 291 00:10:44,701 --> 00:10:46,303 No, but like honestly, how did you do it? 292 00:10:46,370 --> 00:10:47,237 Oh, my God. Annie, they went to juvie. 293 00:10:47,304 --> 00:10:48,372 That's how, okay? 294 00:10:48,438 --> 00:10:50,140 Hey. Hey. Hey, you. 295 00:10:50,207 --> 00:10:51,775 Overall bitch. 296 00:10:51,842 --> 00:10:53,443 This is you. 297 00:10:53,510 --> 00:10:55,612 God damn it, Jeff. 298 00:10:55,679 --> 00:10:57,314 What the fuck? 299 00:10:57,381 --> 00:10:59,583 Hey, you couldn't make that analogy with your fists? 300 00:11:01,151 --> 00:11:03,287 Hello, this is Principal Meyers 301 00:11:03,353 --> 00:11:05,222 with an important Huntington update. 302 00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:06,823 So, listen to this girl. 303 00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:09,793 Last night, outside the fair, 304 00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:11,762 a Huntington player followed me home, 305 00:11:11,828 --> 00:11:14,798 pinned me against my car and punched me in the face. 306 00:11:14,865 --> 00:11:18,002 And now my face is totally fucked. 307 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:20,370 Fuck. 308 00:11:20,437 --> 00:11:22,272 We haven't faced the violence of Huntington for 20 years. 309 00:11:22,339 --> 00:11:23,807 They think they can get in our heads 310 00:11:23,874 --> 00:11:25,642 by picking on our weak and defenseless. 311 00:11:25,709 --> 00:11:27,544 Well, we can't let them break our spirit, folks. 312 00:11:27,611 --> 00:11:29,313 Keep your heads in the game. 313 00:11:29,379 --> 00:11:30,614 They're gonna pork us! 314 00:11:30,681 --> 00:11:32,282 - We're fucked! - I'm screwed. 315 00:11:32,349 --> 00:11:33,750 Hey. Hey, calm down just a little bit. 316 00:11:33,817 --> 00:11:35,118 Oh, great. More violence. 317 00:11:35,185 --> 00:11:36,020 Just what this school needs. 318 00:11:37,421 --> 00:11:38,822 Seriously, that's... that's it? 319 00:11:38,889 --> 00:11:40,824 - That's class? - Latte. 320 00:11:40,892 --> 00:11:41,893 Get my shit. 321 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,794 Solid class. 322 00:11:45,128 --> 00:11:46,463 Hey. 323 00:11:47,764 --> 00:11:50,233 Josie, right? 324 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:53,837 I heard you, like, beat up my boyfriend last night? 325 00:11:54,738 --> 00:11:57,641 Um, weren't you there? 326 00:11:57,708 --> 00:11:59,643 I heard you guys ate literal shit 327 00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:02,112 - and killed girls in juvie. - Really? 328 00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:04,481 Um, what did you think about that? 329 00:12:04,548 --> 00:12:06,116 Excuse me. 330 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,685 Could the ugly, untalented gays 331 00:12:08,752 --> 00:12:10,854 please report to the principal's office? 332 00:12:10,922 --> 00:12:12,823 Guess that's you guys. 333 00:12:12,889 --> 00:12:15,359 Hello, Principal Meyers. First of all, I want to say, God bless— 334 00:12:15,425 --> 00:12:16,393 Shut up. You know why you're here. 335 00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:18,062 I don't, actually... 336 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,630 For committing a crime against Jeff. 337 00:12:19,696 --> 00:12:22,000 Our quarterback and the most good-looking, 338 00:12:22,066 --> 00:12:25,069 all-American, red-blooded, muscular man this town has ever seen. 339 00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:26,136 Sir, please, look in the mirror. 340 00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:28,106 - Shush. - Okay. 341 00:12:28,171 --> 00:12:32,010 The homecoming game with Huntington is nearly a month away. 342 00:12:32,076 --> 00:12:33,510 Do you know how long we've been working toward this? 343 00:12:33,577 --> 00:12:35,345 - Yes. - Yes. It's everywhere. 344 00:12:35,412 --> 00:12:36,546 - Twenty years. - Couldn't be clearer. 345 00:12:36,613 --> 00:12:37,814 I think I can explain. 346 00:12:37,881 --> 00:12:39,383 I can explain. 347 00:12:39,449 --> 00:12:41,119 Jeff is psychotic, and he tried to murder us. 348 00:12:41,184 --> 00:12:42,786 Ha! Sure. 349 00:12:42,853 --> 00:12:45,089 You're all victims, and girls are always right. Right? 350 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,356 Yeah, actually. 351 00:12:46,423 --> 00:12:48,425 How come you can't buck up 352 00:12:48,492 --> 00:12:50,995 and learn to protect yourselves without running somebody over? 353 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:54,331 Maybe it's because we're small and he's giant. 354 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:57,135 So, we needed to use a little machinery. 355 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,936 Did you ever think of that, sir? 356 00:12:59,003 --> 00:13:00,905 - Can we just explain ourselves? - Maybe I should buy a gun. 357 00:13:00,972 --> 00:13:03,007 Okay. What? What? Don't buy a gun. Nobody said buy a gun. 358 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,208 - Can we just calm down, everybody. - Zip it. 359 00:13:05,275 --> 00:13:06,810 - You know what? - What? 360 00:13:06,877 --> 00:13:09,413 - I'm gonna expel you both. - No! 361 00:13:09,479 --> 00:13:11,181 - No! No! - Yes! Yes! 362 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:14,484 You have to understand that this was a misunderstanding. 363 00:13:14,551 --> 00:13:17,888 - Really? - We were just practicing... 364 00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:21,191 for... 365 00:13:25,897 --> 00:13:26,898 for our self-defense club. 366 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:30,834 Self-defense— What is that? 367 00:13:30,902 --> 00:13:33,403 - Uh... - Is it like a fight club? 368 00:13:33,470 --> 00:13:35,439 - Well, here's the thing— - Yes! Yes! 369 00:13:35,505 --> 00:13:37,407 - Uh... - Yes! Yes! 370 00:13:37,474 --> 00:13:39,010 A fight club. 371 00:13:39,077 --> 00:13:41,278 Where we fuckin' beat each other up and shit. 372 00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:42,345 - No, we don't. - Yes. 373 00:13:42,412 --> 00:13:43,880 No, we don't. Shut up. 374 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,515 Okay, you know what? I don't care. Fuck it! 375 00:13:45,582 --> 00:13:47,250 - I don't care. - You're over it, okay. 376 00:13:47,317 --> 00:13:48,752 Yeah. You can beat the shit out of each other 377 00:13:48,819 --> 00:13:50,955 while you perform The Vagina Monologues. 378 00:13:51,022 --> 00:13:53,157 Just stay in your lane until you're munching beaver at Wesleyan. 379 00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,193 Yes, sir. 380 00:13:55,258 --> 00:13:57,294 I can't believe they're letting you guys start a fight club. 381 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,596 No, they're... they're not. We are not. 382 00:13:59,663 --> 00:14:01,199 What are you talking about? We're gonna do it. 383 00:14:01,264 --> 00:14:02,365 We're doing it. 384 00:14:02,432 --> 00:14:04,434 PJ, I wasn't being serious. 385 00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:07,671 Josie, did you see the way that Isabel and Brittany were looking at us? 386 00:14:07,738 --> 00:14:10,507 - Also, you heard the announcements. 387 00:14:10,574 --> 00:14:11,708 Girls are terrified. 388 00:14:11,775 --> 00:14:13,443 It's perfect. They need this. 389 00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:15,947 Okay, no. They need, like, mace, maybe. 390 00:14:16,013 --> 00:14:19,316 We can't do that, okay? We'd be misleading them. 391 00:14:19,382 --> 00:14:20,517 Guys do that all the time, okay? 392 00:14:20,584 --> 00:14:21,885 That's the point of feminism. 393 00:14:21,953 --> 00:14:23,520 That's not the point of feminism. 394 00:14:23,587 --> 00:14:24,922 You also don't care about feminism. 395 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,289 Your favorite show is Entourage. 396 00:14:26,356 --> 00:14:28,025 You're missing the point! 397 00:14:28,092 --> 00:14:29,726 I don't really think I am. We don't know how to fight. 398 00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:31,428 You guys probably fought girls in juvie. 399 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,197 No, we were lying about that, obviously. 400 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:34,765 About juvie? 401 00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:36,466 - Yeah, I mean, what? - Why would you lie to me? 402 00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:38,002 You were the one who said we went to juvie. 403 00:14:38,069 --> 00:14:39,636 I just didn't correct you. 404 00:14:39,703 --> 00:14:41,705 Listen, self-defense is instinctual common sense. 405 00:14:41,772 --> 00:14:43,807 You try to punch me in the face, I stop it from happening. 406 00:14:43,874 --> 00:14:46,144 Whatever. I don't care. It's easy. 407 00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:48,345 Look, this is how we do this. 408 00:14:48,411 --> 00:14:49,880 Okay, we start with Taekwondo. 409 00:14:49,947 --> 00:14:51,448 Which I've got covered. 410 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,283 And then you guys can move on to air punches. 411 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,651 Hub-bub-bub-bub. 412 00:14:54,718 --> 00:14:56,020 Who do we know? Who do we know? 413 00:14:56,087 --> 00:14:57,420 I'll bring Stella-Rebecca. 414 00:14:57,487 --> 00:14:58,923 You know Stella-Rebecca? 415 00:14:58,990 --> 00:15:00,892 Stella-Rebecca who models at car conventions 416 00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:02,559 - in Chicago on the weekends? - Yeah, we're family friends. 417 00:15:02,626 --> 00:15:04,896 Okay, great. Well, then bring her. 418 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,564 - Josie. - What? 419 00:15:07,631 --> 00:15:09,167 - We're doing this. - No. 420 00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:10,734 Yeah. Listen to me. 421 00:15:10,801 --> 00:15:12,536 We teach a bunch of girls how to defend themselves 422 00:15:12,602 --> 00:15:15,539 against the evil, Huntington killers. 423 00:15:15,605 --> 00:15:17,275 They are grateful to us. 424 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:19,911 We build a community, we bond, 425 00:15:19,977 --> 00:15:21,913 we share, we connect. 426 00:15:21,979 --> 00:15:25,116 We're punching each other, adrenaline is flowing. 427 00:15:25,183 --> 00:15:26,783 Next thing you know, 428 00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:28,385 Isabel and Brittany are kissing us on the mouths. 429 00:15:28,451 --> 00:15:29,853 - Jeffrey! - Josie... 430 00:15:30,687 --> 00:15:32,756 Isabel knew your name. 431 00:15:32,823 --> 00:15:35,026 - Back from the dead. - If we do this... 432 00:15:35,092 --> 00:15:37,195 - Mmm-hmm. - Very big "if," 433 00:15:37,261 --> 00:15:38,829 we just run the risk of becoming 434 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,831 even bigger losers than we already are right now. 435 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,934 And I hate to break it to you, but we're pretty big losers. 436 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,402 And that is the beauty. That is the beauty of this. 437 00:15:45,468 --> 00:15:48,139 Because we are literally at the bottom. 438 00:15:48,206 --> 00:15:49,573 We're the lowest of the low. 439 00:15:49,639 --> 00:15:51,108 - Okay. - We have nowhere to go but up. 440 00:15:51,175 --> 00:15:53,810 Listen, I think this is a good idea, okay? 441 00:15:53,877 --> 00:15:56,546 There's a serious lack of female solidarity at this school. 442 00:15:56,613 --> 00:15:58,715 Not the point, Hazel. Not the point. 443 00:15:58,782 --> 00:16:01,118 Yeah, I mean, we just felt like 444 00:16:01,185 --> 00:16:04,055 there's a serious lack of female solidarity at this school. 445 00:16:05,122 --> 00:16:07,959 Anyways, totally come by. See you later. 446 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,962 What's your plan here? 447 00:16:11,028 --> 00:16:12,596 I don't need a plan. 448 00:16:12,662 --> 00:16:14,865 My mom has a business. All we have to do is yell. 449 00:16:21,005 --> 00:16:22,106 Okay. 450 00:16:22,173 --> 00:16:23,506 What's up, lads? 451 00:16:24,407 --> 00:16:25,775 What the fuck? 452 00:16:25,842 --> 00:16:27,544 - These girls are ugly. - Okay. 453 00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:28,980 Where is Stella? 454 00:16:29,046 --> 00:16:30,647 She was booked for a car convention. 455 00:16:30,714 --> 00:16:32,350 What? It's a Monday. 456 00:16:32,415 --> 00:16:33,918 Um, maybe we should go 457 00:16:33,985 --> 00:16:35,253 before someone cool shows up? 458 00:16:35,319 --> 00:16:36,786 Before I die? Pick one. 459 00:16:36,853 --> 00:16:39,389 Hey, Hazel. Thanks for the invite. 460 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,359 I love David Fincher. 461 00:16:41,424 --> 00:16:43,793 - Oh, my God. Well... - See? 462 00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:46,796 I guess Sylvie's cute if she lost her braces 463 00:16:46,863 --> 00:16:48,465 and stopped huffing paint. 464 00:16:48,531 --> 00:16:50,334 She'll never stop huffing paint. 465 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,468 So, I thought we'd start... 466 00:16:51,534 --> 00:16:52,736 Um... 467 00:16:53,503 --> 00:16:54,738 - Okay. - Sorry. 468 00:16:55,538 --> 00:16:57,074 All right. 469 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,944 Listen up, you cunt-sucking pieces of shit. 470 00:17:00,011 --> 00:17:01,711 Welcome to our fucking fight club. 471 00:17:01,778 --> 00:17:03,580 Um, it's a self-defense club. 472 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,149 It's not really, "Fight." 473 00:17:05,216 --> 00:17:08,518 So, as we know, Huntington is on the prowl, 474 00:17:08,585 --> 00:17:10,288 and they're picking on the weak 475 00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:12,822 and defenseless, meaning all of you. 476 00:17:12,889 --> 00:17:15,592 So, we're gonna teach you how to not take shit. 477 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:17,727 We're gonna start with dropkicks, 478 00:17:17,794 --> 00:17:20,164 tackling, little bit of knife play. 479 00:17:20,231 --> 00:17:21,698 Then, punch-bucket, 480 00:17:21,765 --> 00:17:23,700 which is when we throw you in a bucket 481 00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:25,669 and we punch you until you bleed. 482 00:17:25,735 --> 00:17:29,873 Before that, perhaps stretches, icebreakers, and trust falls. 483 00:17:29,941 --> 00:17:31,242 Is that what happened to you in juvie? 484 00:17:31,309 --> 00:17:33,344 - Mmm. No. No. - No. 485 00:17:33,411 --> 00:17:35,212 Juvie was way crazier. 486 00:17:35,279 --> 00:17:37,480 One time, this girl's punching me in the rain. 487 00:17:37,547 --> 00:17:39,582 Fall to my knees. It's muddy. 488 00:17:39,649 --> 00:17:42,253 I get up. I'm blind. 489 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,989 Punch her right in the middle of her face. 490 00:17:45,722 --> 00:17:46,890 Broke her fuckin' nose. 491 00:17:47,824 --> 00:17:48,625 Josie? 492 00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:49,994 Care to share? 493 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,697 Yeah, all right. 494 00:17:55,099 --> 00:17:56,533 Juvie was insane. 495 00:17:56,599 --> 00:17:59,403 Once a girl tried to kill me with rat poison, 496 00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:02,772 so I took her outside and I punched her till she died. 497 00:18:04,574 --> 00:18:06,077 So, you killed a girl? 498 00:18:06,143 --> 00:18:07,777 Uh, no. 499 00:18:07,844 --> 00:18:10,915 Because the ambulance came and revived her 500 00:18:10,982 --> 00:18:13,384 and we actually had a really productive conversation 501 00:18:13,451 --> 00:18:15,152 when she came back to life, so... 502 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,222 Um, since Josie literally killed a girl— 503 00:18:18,289 --> 00:18:20,257 She came back to life. 504 00:18:20,324 --> 00:18:22,592 Mmm. But I remember her being dead for at least a couple minutes. 505 00:18:22,659 --> 00:18:24,594 Josie is gonna start by showing you all 506 00:18:24,661 --> 00:18:26,730 how to effectively throw a solid punch. 507 00:18:26,796 --> 00:18:28,265 Josie, if you'll step forward. 508 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,834 No, I don't wanna do that. 509 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,535 - What's the problem? - There's no problem. I just... 510 00:18:32,602 --> 00:18:34,005 No, I'm just not gonna do it. 511 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,906 Come on, they wanna see the punch. 512 00:18:35,973 --> 00:18:37,807 - They don't wanna see it. - They wanna see. Look at them. 513 00:18:37,874 --> 00:18:39,276 They wanna see the punch. 514 00:18:39,343 --> 00:18:40,344 Who am I gonna punch? 515 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,644 Punch me. Just punch me. 516 00:18:41,711 --> 00:18:43,381 - Punch you? - Yeah, come on. 517 00:18:43,447 --> 00:18:44,614 I can punch you. 518 00:18:44,681 --> 00:18:45,882 Yeah. I know how to take a punch. 519 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,385 Something people would always say, 520 00:18:47,451 --> 00:18:48,685 "PJ knows how to take a punch." 521 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:49,719 Come on up. 522 00:18:49,786 --> 00:18:52,089 Oh! 523 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,890 Oh, fuck! 524 00:19:00,998 --> 00:19:02,665 Will there an advisor for this club? 525 00:19:02,732 --> 00:19:04,201 Because we'll be suspended if there isn't. 526 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,103 Who is gonna be dumb enough to endorse a club 527 00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:08,538 where we punch each other in the face? 528 00:19:09,572 --> 00:19:12,309 The Holocaust. It happened. 529 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,212 Yes, it did. 530 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,747 But how? The seeds were sown in the Treaty of Versailles, 531 00:19:17,814 --> 00:19:20,884 which y'all are gonna reenact while I do some little reading over here. 532 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:23,054 I mean, he's perfect. 533 00:19:23,686 --> 00:19:25,089 No. 534 00:19:25,156 --> 00:19:26,323 - What? - No. 535 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:28,192 Please. 536 00:19:28,259 --> 00:19:30,294 Dude, we're not fucking doing this. I broke your nose. 537 00:19:30,361 --> 00:19:31,661 Yeah, and I've never had so many girls look at me in my life. 538 00:19:31,728 --> 00:19:32,729 Fuck! When did you show up? 539 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,465 Hey, guys. 540 00:19:34,532 --> 00:19:36,766 I just wanted to say thank you so much for last night. 541 00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:39,803 It was just so great, and I was thinking, 542 00:19:39,869 --> 00:19:41,738 like, if Huntington and me were in an alleyway 543 00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,741 and they were coming at me with, like, swords and, like, knives 544 00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:46,776 and, like, guns and stuff, 545 00:19:46,843 --> 00:19:49,746 and you taught me how to punch like that, then I wouldn't die. 546 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:52,349 - That's so great, Sylvie. - Okay. 547 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:53,883 But, unfortunately, 548 00:19:53,951 --> 00:19:55,319 Josie doesn't want to do the club anymore. 549 00:19:55,386 --> 00:19:57,154 What? Why? 550 00:19:57,221 --> 00:19:58,422 I don't know. 551 00:19:58,489 --> 00:19:59,856 Why? It was just so empowering. 552 00:19:59,924 --> 00:20:01,392 What was empowering? 553 00:20:01,459 --> 00:20:04,061 Oh, my God, hi. Um... 554 00:20:04,128 --> 00:20:06,263 Just, we have a fight club. It was our fight club 555 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:09,567 for, um, female solidarity at this school, which we lack. 556 00:20:09,632 --> 00:20:12,203 Isabel, let's go. 557 00:20:16,639 --> 00:20:19,043 Hi, boo-boo. 558 00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:20,610 I'm so strong. 559 00:20:24,315 --> 00:20:25,282 I mean... 560 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:32,689 Mr. G, G-man, G-dog. 561 00:20:32,755 --> 00:20:34,291 Great class today. 562 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,293 Hey, uh, girl. 563 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,694 Thanks for coming in today. 564 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,930 We have to come in. It's class. 565 00:20:39,997 --> 00:20:42,133 Try telling Dimitri Walker that. 566 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:45,569 Little motherfucker came the first week and I ain't seen him since. 567 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,037 Dimitri Walker committed suicide 568 00:20:47,104 --> 00:20:48,838 the first week of school, Mr. G. 569 00:20:48,906 --> 00:20:51,242 Sure, he did. 570 00:20:51,308 --> 00:20:55,579 Anyways, um, we were wondering if you wanted to be our club advisor. 571 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,948 - What kind of club is that? - It's a women's club. 572 00:20:58,015 --> 00:21:00,084 We talk about women's issues. 573 00:21:00,850 --> 00:21:02,019 For example, 574 00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:03,220 periods, 575 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,289 declining egg count, 576 00:21:05,356 --> 00:21:06,423 skirts... 577 00:21:06,490 --> 00:21:07,790 Skirts? 578 00:21:07,857 --> 00:21:10,327 But long ones. Long denim skirts. 579 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:13,564 Feminism is what she's saying. Feminism as a... as a whole. 580 00:21:13,631 --> 00:21:15,832 Why don't you just ask one of the female teachers? 581 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,501 Mmm. Thought about that, but we hate them. 582 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:18,536 - Makes sense. - Yeah. 583 00:21:18,602 --> 00:21:20,104 Listen. I'm kind of, 584 00:21:20,171 --> 00:21:22,306 you know, retiling the bathroom. 585 00:21:22,373 --> 00:21:25,042 - Mmm-hmm. - Uh, I gotta be at the co-op. 586 00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:28,245 And I'm also dealing with some relationship drama, so... 587 00:21:28,312 --> 00:21:30,181 Back to the club, 588 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,748 maybe this will be a great way to take your mind off of stuff. 589 00:21:31,814 --> 00:21:33,350 Can I be honest? You're a man 590 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,052 who's not coping with what's going on. 591 00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:36,786 - Yeah. - You know what? 592 00:21:36,853 --> 00:21:39,323 My mom did say I need to pick up a hobby. 593 00:21:39,390 --> 00:21:40,790 And here's one thing 594 00:21:40,857 --> 00:21:42,159 - my mom's always said to me. - Mmm. 595 00:21:42,226 --> 00:21:44,861 Sometimes, when you have a new hobby, 596 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,430 - don't show up. - Yeah. 597 00:21:46,497 --> 00:21:48,632 It's, like, you can be our club advisor, 598 00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:50,767 - but you don't even come to the dang club. - No. 599 00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:52,869 By the way, great way to be an ally. 600 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,271 That's my favorite way to be an ally. 601 00:21:54,338 --> 00:21:56,207 You just say you're doing something 602 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,375 and then you don't do any of those things. 603 00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,344 You know what I mean? You say, "I support women." You don't. 604 00:22:00,411 --> 00:22:01,979 Don't come. Yeah. 605 00:22:02,046 --> 00:22:05,916 You know what? I'll sign off on your period club. 606 00:22:06,584 --> 00:22:07,717 - Amazing. - What? 607 00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:08,919 - Yeah. - Really? 608 00:22:08,986 --> 00:22:10,387 - Okay. - So cool. 609 00:22:16,026 --> 00:22:18,062 How many girls go to this school, again? 610 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:21,864 Oh, my God, and again, they're all sixes at best. 611 00:22:21,932 --> 00:22:23,300 Hey, guys. 612 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,904 Mmm. Well, at least Stella-Rebecca is here. 613 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:30,007 Are you stressed? Because I'm stressed. 614 00:22:30,074 --> 00:22:32,042 Hey, ladies. 615 00:22:32,109 --> 00:22:34,345 Let's get it popping in this motherfucker. 616 00:22:35,346 --> 00:22:36,513 All right. Um... 617 00:22:37,715 --> 00:22:38,949 Hello, everybody. 618 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:40,783 Okay, excuse me. 619 00:22:40,850 --> 00:22:42,353 Sorry, I feel... Sorry. 620 00:22:42,419 --> 00:22:43,587 Um... 621 00:22:46,889 --> 00:22:48,959 Everybody, shut the fuck up! 622 00:22:56,734 --> 00:22:59,470 This isn't a little hangout, okay? 623 00:23:00,704 --> 00:23:03,641 Oh, it's not a sleepover, playtime. 624 00:23:03,707 --> 00:23:08,412 There are serious rules that we need to establish, 'kay? 625 00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:11,315 First... 626 00:23:12,549 --> 00:23:13,484 listen. 627 00:23:13,951 --> 00:23:15,185 Second, 628 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,989 be on time. 629 00:23:19,789 --> 00:23:21,292 Yeah. 630 00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,294 Except for you. You come whenever you want. 631 00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:26,196 What time is it? 632 00:23:26,263 --> 00:23:28,032 - 3:30. - 3:30! 633 00:23:28,098 --> 00:23:30,968 Club starts at 3:15. 634 00:23:31,935 --> 00:23:33,437 Not 3:16. 635 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:36,940 Not 3:17, 636 00:23:37,007 --> 00:23:41,578 but the doors close at 3:15. 637 00:23:41,645 --> 00:23:43,414 No exceptions. 638 00:23:44,248 --> 00:23:46,317 I don't care if you're like... 639 00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,818 - "Oh, but I had to go to extra help for math 640 00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:52,456 because I... I need to get a full ride 641 00:23:52,523 --> 00:23:54,191 because my mom lives in a trailer 642 00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:56,293 and she loves her boyfriend more than me." 643 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,629 La, la, la. Blah, blah, blah. 644 00:23:58,696 --> 00:24:00,197 Shut up, okay? 645 00:24:00,264 --> 00:24:04,034 My dad left me, and I'm incredibly punctual. 646 00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:12,776 Um, hey, guys. Come on in. 647 00:24:12,842 --> 00:24:14,345 Nice. 648 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:16,180 Uh, we're just getting started here. 649 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:17,915 So, um... 650 00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:21,485 Today I think we're gonna start with some body contact. 651 00:24:21,552 --> 00:24:23,087 We're gonna do wrestling. 652 00:24:23,153 --> 00:24:25,322 I think I need a volunteer. 653 00:24:25,389 --> 00:24:27,191 Brittany, you're close to me. You wanna... 654 00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:29,226 I'm sorry. I thought we weren't allowed to be late. 655 00:24:29,293 --> 00:24:31,528 - That's not true. It's about... - Oh, that's about next week. 656 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:32,996 - Yeah, next week. - So, the rules for next week. 657 00:24:33,063 --> 00:24:34,598 Don't be late. 658 00:24:34,665 --> 00:24:36,166 - But this week is good... - Yeah. No worries. 659 00:24:36,233 --> 00:24:37,768 if you're late. Take it easy. 660 00:24:37,835 --> 00:24:39,203 Okay, I'm sorry. I just want to make sure. 661 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:40,870 This is a self-defense class, right? 662 00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:42,172 Where we can learn to protect ourselves 663 00:24:42,239 --> 00:24:44,041 against, like, football players. 664 00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:46,076 And Huntington? 'Cause, um, they're gonna pork us. 665 00:24:46,143 --> 00:24:48,412 They're gonna pork us. 666 00:24:48,479 --> 00:24:50,681 I thought we were fighting each other for money. 667 00:24:50,748 --> 00:24:52,316 There's a cash prize, right? 668 00:24:52,383 --> 00:24:53,984 I thought this was to be part of, like, 669 00:24:54,051 --> 00:24:56,487 a local underprivileged female community. 670 00:24:58,188 --> 00:25:00,157 My identity is completely attached to hers, 671 00:25:00,224 --> 00:25:02,860 so I just kind of go wherever she goes. 672 00:25:02,926 --> 00:25:03,994 Everyone's here for a good reason. 673 00:25:04,061 --> 00:25:05,729 So, uh, you know, like... 674 00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:09,099 - Why are we nitpicking reasons? - Yeah. How about this? 675 00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:11,101 - Let's jump in. Right? - Yeah. For sure. 676 00:25:11,168 --> 00:25:12,636 - Love that. - Yeah. 677 00:25:12,703 --> 00:25:14,905 - I'll go. - Great. Yeah. 678 00:25:18,542 --> 00:25:21,345 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey. 679 00:25:21,412 --> 00:25:22,913 I don't know about this shit. 680 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:25,115 What the hell? You didn't even warn me. 681 00:25:25,182 --> 00:25:27,184 Okay, we didn't get warnings at juvie. 682 00:25:27,251 --> 00:25:28,619 - Look. - We can take it slower. 683 00:25:28,685 --> 00:25:30,087 - Okay. - Maybe, yeah, try that. 684 00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:31,955 Take that route. Little slower. 685 00:25:32,022 --> 00:25:34,191 Look. You just use your natural instincts, just come at me. 686 00:25:34,258 --> 00:25:35,592 Whatever you want, 'kay? 687 00:25:36,460 --> 00:25:37,861 Oh, fuck. 688 00:25:37,928 --> 00:25:39,329 Okay. 689 00:25:39,396 --> 00:25:41,498 That's great. I say that we go again. 690 00:25:41,565 --> 00:25:43,233 - Oh! - Ow, fuck! My back. 691 00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:45,302 Oh, shit. Man, we gotta shut this down. 692 00:25:45,369 --> 00:25:47,104 We don't have to shut it down. She's fine. 693 00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:48,639 - Are you fine? Are you okay? - Yeah, she's okay. 694 00:25:48,705 --> 00:25:50,407 - She's totally fine. - Shut this shit down. 695 00:25:50,474 --> 00:25:52,409 - No, wait, Mr. G. - Shut this shit down. 696 00:25:52,476 --> 00:25:53,977 No, don't blow the whistle. Don't blow the whistle. 697 00:25:54,044 --> 00:25:55,879 I know that, 698 00:25:55,946 --> 00:25:58,782 you know, this is a little messy right now 699 00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:00,818 but, like, the only way 700 00:26:00,884 --> 00:26:04,354 that we can learn how to defend ourselves is by teaching each other. 701 00:26:05,823 --> 00:26:07,424 Huntington is coming. 702 00:26:09,460 --> 00:26:10,561 We need this. 703 00:26:11,962 --> 00:26:14,965 I know that things might seem scary, 704 00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:17,334 but that's okay, because... 705 00:26:19,136 --> 00:26:20,437 because... 706 00:26:20,504 --> 00:26:23,240 Because you're gonna be fucking pros. 707 00:26:23,307 --> 00:26:24,975 - Is what I was gonna say. Yes. - Yeah. 708 00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:26,310 - Right? - Yes. 709 00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:28,512 Crystal, I'm thinking of you. 710 00:26:28,579 --> 00:26:31,482 You are never gonna get assaulted on your birthday again. 711 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:33,383 - Lucky number seven, okay? - Mmm-hmm. 712 00:26:33,450 --> 00:26:36,921 And I... I'm gonna finally reverse-stalk my stalker. 713 00:26:36,987 --> 00:26:38,589 Yeah, absolutely. 714 00:26:38,655 --> 00:26:39,958 And for me, 715 00:26:40,023 --> 00:26:41,625 I'll be able to kill my stepdad. 716 00:26:42,894 --> 00:26:44,294 - Awesome. - Okay. 717 00:26:44,361 --> 00:26:46,063 And if you believe in yourselves 718 00:26:46,129 --> 00:26:47,464 and you believe in us and then you trust us, 719 00:26:47,531 --> 00:26:49,733 I'm like, "Let's fucking do this!" 720 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,101 - Yeah! - Yeah? 721 00:26:51,168 --> 00:26:53,403 - Yeah. - Yeah. Okay. 722 00:26:53,470 --> 00:26:54,605 So good. 723 00:26:54,671 --> 00:26:57,174 Yeah! Yes! 724 00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:58,675 - Yeah! - Yeah! 725 00:27:00,177 --> 00:27:03,514 Yes! Yes, queen, slay! 726 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,616 Yes! Yes! 727 00:27:05,682 --> 00:27:08,886 Slay! Yeah! 728 00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:12,589 Cool. 729 00:27:13,657 --> 00:27:15,592 - Yeah? - Yeah. I'm just gonna go. 730 00:27:15,659 --> 00:27:16,760 Yeah, for sure. 731 00:27:27,170 --> 00:27:28,639 Oh! 732 00:27:35,345 --> 00:27:37,080 - Whenever you want. - I will. 733 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,220 Whoa! 734 00:27:45,990 --> 00:27:47,791 - So, don't do that. Don't do that. - Don't do that, guys. 735 00:27:47,858 --> 00:27:49,259 - That was not... Yeah. - These things you don't do. 736 00:27:49,326 --> 00:27:50,527 So, it's good to learn. 737 00:27:50,594 --> 00:27:51,828 Yeah. 738 00:27:57,668 --> 00:27:59,736 Yeah, no, we'll just do it. What you should do. 739 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:01,405 - Yeah, yeah. For sure. - Yeah, yeah. 740 00:28:08,612 --> 00:28:11,049 - Wanna go again? - Yeah, why not? 741 00:28:11,114 --> 00:28:12,549 Whoa. 742 00:28:13,517 --> 00:28:14,551 Good job. 743 00:28:16,353 --> 00:28:18,121 - Yeah! - Damn. 744 00:28:37,407 --> 00:28:39,643 Come on! 745 00:28:39,710 --> 00:28:40,711 Yes! 746 00:28:52,589 --> 00:28:54,858 Yeah, okay! 747 00:28:54,926 --> 00:28:56,928 Nice. All right! 748 00:28:56,995 --> 00:28:58,662 Oh, my God! Yes! 749 00:29:05,903 --> 00:29:07,204 Keep it up, guys! 750 00:29:08,338 --> 00:29:09,873 Shake it off. Shake it off. Get back up. 751 00:29:20,283 --> 00:29:22,786 - Good work, guys. - Yeah! 752 00:29:22,853 --> 00:29:24,588 Fight me off, PJ. 753 00:29:24,655 --> 00:29:26,623 Stop smiling, I'm kicking your ass. 754 00:29:31,996 --> 00:29:33,230 Hazel! 755 00:29:58,522 --> 00:30:00,357 You little bitch, it's actually working. 756 00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:01,758 I told you. 757 00:30:01,825 --> 00:30:03,560 I know. I feel like if we keep it up, 758 00:30:03,627 --> 00:30:05,328 we can actually take on Huntington, you guys. 759 00:30:05,395 --> 00:30:07,597 No, if we keep it up, we can put our fingers 760 00:30:07,664 --> 00:30:09,700 inside of each other. Grow up. 761 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:10,801 All right. 762 00:30:10,867 --> 00:30:12,636 You know, PJ, 763 00:30:12,703 --> 00:30:14,371 I feel like people are actually liking more than just 764 00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:16,007 the hitting and the tackling part of the club. 765 00:30:16,074 --> 00:30:18,308 Yeah, I know. We're empowering them. Duh. 766 00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:21,478 No, I mean, seriously, to have a safe space like this, 767 00:30:21,545 --> 00:30:23,213 it means a lot to people, 768 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,482 and I think that if we took some time to spend a meeting 769 00:30:25,549 --> 00:30:27,284 and actually get to know these girls, 770 00:30:27,350 --> 00:30:29,686 like, it would be really important, 771 00:30:29,753 --> 00:30:32,255 instead of just, like, sweating on them and... 772 00:30:35,026 --> 00:30:39,563 Hazel, that is a genuinely brilliant idea. 773 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:41,231 - Yeah. - I love talking about my trauma. 774 00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:45,402 I literally jack off after every single 775 00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:46,971 - therapy session. - What? 776 00:30:47,038 --> 00:30:49,473 It just makes girls weirdly horny. It does. 777 00:30:49,539 --> 00:30:50,942 - Don't say "girls." It's you. - Bonjour. 778 00:30:51,008 --> 00:30:52,776 I just wanted to say 779 00:30:52,843 --> 00:30:55,179 I'm loving what I'm hearing about the club. 780 00:30:55,245 --> 00:30:56,813 It seems so supportive of women. 781 00:30:57,514 --> 00:30:58,815 Especially the hot ones. 782 00:30:58,882 --> 00:31:00,617 Yeah, well, all women are hot to me. 783 00:31:00,684 --> 00:31:02,686 Listen, it's really cute and everything, 784 00:31:02,753 --> 00:31:07,791 but we're getting a little close to the game now and, um... 785 00:31:07,858 --> 00:31:09,292 I'm just a bit concerned 786 00:31:09,359 --> 00:31:10,962 it might be taking away attention from our team. 787 00:31:11,028 --> 00:31:15,665 I think that's, like, literally impossible to do. 788 00:31:17,768 --> 00:31:18,769 Okay. 789 00:31:22,073 --> 00:31:24,875 So, we know that the club has been a place 790 00:31:24,942 --> 00:31:26,911 where we can feel empowered physically, 791 00:31:26,978 --> 00:31:29,746 but we also thought it could be 792 00:31:29,813 --> 00:31:32,482 a safe space and a place where we can open up 793 00:31:32,549 --> 00:31:34,284 and talk about our feelings. 794 00:31:35,719 --> 00:31:37,888 Okay, so who's been raped? 795 00:31:38,755 --> 00:31:39,991 Just, you know, raise your hand. 796 00:31:42,226 --> 00:31:43,961 Gray area stuff counts too. 797 00:31:49,466 --> 00:31:52,069 Everybody knows the situation with my stepdad. 798 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:58,943 He's just obsessed with Friday movie nights. 799 00:31:59,010 --> 00:32:03,047 I mean, God, I get it, you're my new stepdad, but... 800 00:32:03,847 --> 00:32:04,848 fuck, whatever. 801 00:32:04,916 --> 00:32:06,383 You know? 802 00:32:06,449 --> 00:32:08,618 Every time I call the police about my stalker, 803 00:32:08,685 --> 00:32:10,787 they tell me to fill out an online form. 804 00:32:10,854 --> 00:32:13,257 And then the form tells me to call, 805 00:32:13,323 --> 00:32:16,294 so I call and then they say they can't get involved until he tries to kill me. 806 00:32:16,359 --> 00:32:17,861 And he keeps saying he's going to... 807 00:32:18,595 --> 00:32:19,729 but that doesn't count. 808 00:32:19,796 --> 00:32:21,899 So, it's just, like, annoying. 809 00:32:21,966 --> 00:32:23,433 Been there. 810 00:32:24,302 --> 00:32:25,869 We've all been there. 811 00:32:25,937 --> 00:32:28,405 Well, I've been assaulted, like, a million times, 812 00:32:28,471 --> 00:32:30,440 but I'm more annoyed 813 00:32:30,507 --> 00:32:34,912 that everyone knows me for being beautiful and popular 814 00:32:34,979 --> 00:32:37,949 and no one knows that I'm actually smart and super driven. 815 00:32:38,015 --> 00:32:42,119 Like, I literally own a jewelry business and no one talks about it! 816 00:32:43,854 --> 00:32:45,089 See? 817 00:32:45,156 --> 00:32:47,657 Well, ever since my parents' divorce, 818 00:32:47,724 --> 00:32:50,627 my mom has been doing this, like, midlife crisis. 819 00:32:50,694 --> 00:32:53,363 I don't know how that's really sitting with me, you know? 820 00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:55,099 It's been really, really dark. 821 00:32:55,166 --> 00:32:57,467 This has just been really meaningful to me to, like, 822 00:32:57,534 --> 00:33:01,504 get to know some new people who actually want to, like, get to know me. 823 00:33:01,571 --> 00:33:04,507 - I want to bring it back to Brittany for one second. - I can go next, 824 00:33:05,176 --> 00:33:06,576 if that's okay. 825 00:33:08,212 --> 00:33:12,149 I don't really like talking about juvie 826 00:33:12,216 --> 00:33:15,086 and everything that happened this summer, um... 827 00:33:15,152 --> 00:33:18,421 You know, obviously, we get a lot of props or whatever 828 00:33:18,488 --> 00:33:19,991 'cause people think it's so badass. 829 00:33:21,158 --> 00:33:23,460 But, really wasn't. 830 00:33:23,526 --> 00:33:28,398 I mean, unless you consider getting hazed horrifically every single night, 831 00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:30,667 like, badass. I mean, um, 832 00:33:30,734 --> 00:33:33,971 obviously, you know, we had to survive the Tributes 833 00:33:34,038 --> 00:33:36,040 and, you know, I did have to, like, 834 00:33:36,107 --> 00:33:38,075 fight people basically every single night. 835 00:33:38,142 --> 00:33:41,245 People were betting on us and we were given, like, 836 00:33:41,312 --> 00:33:45,016 shivs and rusty pocket knives and splintered wood 837 00:33:45,082 --> 00:33:47,084 and, um, pipes as well. 838 00:33:47,151 --> 00:33:50,254 And, um, we had to just, like, fight people, sometimes to the death. 839 00:33:50,321 --> 00:33:52,489 Um, and I still hear their screams at night, 840 00:33:52,555 --> 00:33:55,792 um, and that guilt probably will, like, always shackle me forever. 841 00:33:57,194 --> 00:34:00,697 I realize now, I don't have to be that person anymore. 842 00:34:00,764 --> 00:34:03,566 Like, I don't have to just let things 843 00:34:03,633 --> 00:34:07,038 happen to me 'cause of you guys. 844 00:34:07,104 --> 00:34:10,241 And, um, I am, like, really grateful 845 00:34:10,308 --> 00:34:12,910 for what the club has become and... 846 00:34:12,977 --> 00:34:14,644 Um... 847 00:34:14,711 --> 00:34:17,148 Just especially, you know, from where we started and, uh... 848 00:34:19,016 --> 00:34:20,483 Yeah, sorry. 849 00:34:20,550 --> 00:34:21,718 I feel like I kinda killed the vibe. 850 00:34:21,785 --> 00:34:23,187 I've never really, 851 00:34:23,254 --> 00:34:26,456 I guess, said that to anyone before. Sorry. 852 00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:28,259 People wanna, like, wrap up maybe or... 853 00:34:28,326 --> 00:34:29,859 I'm going through a divorce. 854 00:34:30,928 --> 00:34:33,763 Whoo! That shit felt good to say. 855 00:34:33,830 --> 00:34:35,366 Ooh, I'll tell y'all, 856 00:34:35,433 --> 00:34:37,667 men... men need therapy. 857 00:34:38,369 --> 00:34:40,204 Yeah. 858 00:34:40,271 --> 00:34:43,107 I think that's a good place to maybe wrap up. 859 00:34:53,451 --> 00:34:54,684 - Hey. - Hey. 860 00:34:55,353 --> 00:34:56,553 Um... 861 00:34:57,620 --> 00:34:59,223 Thank you, um, for that. 862 00:35:01,524 --> 00:35:02,726 Um... 863 00:35:04,095 --> 00:35:07,064 I don't know what you're doing tomorrow, 864 00:35:07,131 --> 00:35:11,568 but I was going to study for Mr. G's women murdered in history test, 865 00:35:11,634 --> 00:35:14,071 if you wanna... 866 00:35:17,441 --> 00:35:18,708 Yeah. 867 00:35:19,509 --> 00:35:20,945 Yeah, okay, sure. 868 00:35:24,614 --> 00:35:25,782 Mom? 869 00:35:32,522 --> 00:35:33,924 Mom? 870 00:35:37,727 --> 00:35:39,063 Oh, hi, honey. 871 00:35:39,130 --> 00:35:40,998 What are you doing home so early? 872 00:35:45,668 --> 00:35:46,836 Uh... 873 00:35:47,505 --> 00:35:48,805 Are you kidding me? 874 00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:52,542 I had a long day. 875 00:35:53,710 --> 00:35:55,578 Mrs. Callahan, can I have a snack? 876 00:35:57,814 --> 00:35:59,216 First club fundraiser. 877 00:35:59,283 --> 00:36:02,153 I'm so excited. Great turnout, right? 878 00:36:02,219 --> 00:36:04,488 Hello, ladies. 879 00:36:04,554 --> 00:36:06,223 Hi, Bill, Bob, Fred... 880 00:36:06,290 --> 00:36:08,192 I don't know why anyone wants my old, dirty underwear. 881 00:36:08,259 --> 00:36:09,994 It's so weird. 882 00:36:10,061 --> 00:36:12,363 Hey, Britt, uh, don't let 'em touch in between your toes. 883 00:36:12,430 --> 00:36:13,797 Thanks, PJ. 884 00:36:13,863 --> 00:36:15,332 Ah. We're havin' fun. 885 00:36:15,399 --> 00:36:17,101 We're selling panties. 886 00:36:17,168 --> 00:36:19,303 You know, Brittany said she'd make me a custom bracelet. 887 00:36:21,038 --> 00:36:22,139 Very nice. 888 00:36:22,206 --> 00:36:23,873 Do you wanna, um, celebrate? 889 00:36:23,941 --> 00:36:25,176 We could get some chicken on a stick tonight. 890 00:36:26,177 --> 00:36:29,213 Um, I can't. Uh... 891 00:36:30,381 --> 00:36:32,782 Isabel and I have plans, so... 892 00:36:34,185 --> 00:36:36,153 You're hanging out with Isabel? 893 00:36:36,220 --> 00:36:37,620 Yep. 894 00:36:37,687 --> 00:36:39,557 Fuck, you're fast. Oh, my God, okay. 895 00:36:39,622 --> 00:36:41,425 I have to keep up. 896 00:36:41,492 --> 00:36:42,826 Hazel, what is wrong? 897 00:36:42,893 --> 00:36:43,994 Are you constipated or something? 898 00:36:44,061 --> 00:36:45,795 I'm fucking tired. 899 00:36:45,862 --> 00:36:47,730 My mom was up all night fucking the meathead. 900 00:36:47,797 --> 00:36:49,699 What meathead? Hi. Underwear, cars. 901 00:36:49,766 --> 00:36:51,235 - Thanks. - You know, like, the guy. 902 00:36:51,302 --> 00:36:52,869 He's like the crybaby. 903 00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:56,240 With the balls? 904 00:36:56,307 --> 00:36:58,675 He catches them and he... he throws them? 905 00:37:00,277 --> 00:37:02,279 He's like the main guy. 906 00:37:03,380 --> 00:37:04,381 Jeff? 907 00:37:05,583 --> 00:37:07,051 Is your mom hooking up with Jeff? 908 00:37:07,118 --> 00:37:09,053 I just thought Jeff might be her safe word. 909 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,787 Jeff is his name, you idiot. 910 00:37:10,854 --> 00:37:12,889 Just get the hot people confused, Jesus. 911 00:37:14,558 --> 00:37:15,625 I'm good. 912 00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:17,394 Looking good, Stella! 913 00:37:18,695 --> 00:37:19,829 Are you gonna tell her? 914 00:37:22,566 --> 00:37:25,035 Yeah, they said they were in juvie this summer. 915 00:37:25,102 --> 00:37:27,737 Okay, are you sure they're not in the system? 916 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,674 But isn't every kid from Rockbridge Falls sent there? 917 00:37:31,741 --> 00:37:32,943 Hit me! Ow! 918 00:37:34,378 --> 00:37:36,746 Okay, yeah, Essex County. Any others? 919 00:37:38,681 --> 00:37:39,849 Got it. Thank you. 920 00:37:47,358 --> 00:37:48,425 Jeff! 921 00:37:54,231 --> 00:37:57,700 No, yeah, but I thought she was maybe dead. 922 00:37:57,767 --> 00:37:59,303 - Not good. - That's not the best. 923 00:37:59,370 --> 00:38:02,540 - No. No, not great. - That's not a great thing. 924 00:38:08,412 --> 00:38:09,846 I wanted to... 925 00:38:09,914 --> 00:38:12,383 I wanted to tell you that, um, I'm... 926 00:38:12,449 --> 00:38:14,717 I'm very glad that I joined the club. 927 00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:17,054 Me too. 928 00:38:18,821 --> 00:38:21,192 I think it's really impressive 929 00:38:21,258 --> 00:38:24,361 that you and PJ went through everything that you did 930 00:38:24,428 --> 00:38:27,932 and now have decided to help the rest of us. 931 00:38:27,998 --> 00:38:30,700 I mean even that story you told the other day. 932 00:38:31,669 --> 00:38:33,703 You're really, really brave. 933 00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:35,239 No. 934 00:38:35,306 --> 00:38:36,806 No. No, no. 935 00:38:36,873 --> 00:38:40,044 Yes. I mean you almost killed a girl. 936 00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:41,045 You're... 937 00:38:42,046 --> 00:38:43,180 Yeah, you're... 938 00:38:44,381 --> 00:38:45,916 really, really brave. 939 00:38:49,286 --> 00:38:50,221 What? 940 00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:57,027 Actually, Isabel, uh... 941 00:38:58,062 --> 00:38:59,796 - There's, um... - Yeah? 942 00:38:59,862 --> 00:39:02,433 There's something you maybe should know. 943 00:39:02,499 --> 00:39:03,866 Uh... 944 00:39:05,536 --> 00:39:07,804 I mean it's pretty insane. 945 00:39:07,870 --> 00:39:09,907 Okay. What... what is it? 946 00:39:11,675 --> 00:39:12,842 I just, I... 947 00:39:16,046 --> 00:39:17,648 I heard Jeff is cheating on you. 948 00:39:21,851 --> 00:39:24,054 Wait... 949 00:39:27,024 --> 00:39:28,459 Wait, what? 950 00:39:28,525 --> 00:39:31,395 I... I... Sorry, I think I... I heard... 951 00:39:31,462 --> 00:39:36,467 Um, what? Um... Who... who told you that? 952 00:39:36,533 --> 00:39:41,372 Hazel told me that, uh, he and Mrs. Callahan 953 00:39:41,438 --> 00:39:45,142 are at it, pretty much, like, every night, 954 00:39:45,209 --> 00:39:47,844 like, constantly. 955 00:39:47,911 --> 00:39:52,149 I mean, just at it with each other, which is pretty fucked up. 956 00:39:52,216 --> 00:39:55,219 Um, even though I guess it's, technically, it's legal, 957 00:39:55,286 --> 00:39:57,421 it's still just pretty nasty, uh... 958 00:39:57,488 --> 00:39:59,123 Oh. 959 00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:11,402 Thanks. 960 00:40:13,370 --> 00:40:16,373 Jeff so hungy. Hungy hungy, hungy. 961 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:17,874 Jeff so hungy. 962 00:40:17,941 --> 00:40:19,243 Swoosh! 963 00:40:24,114 --> 00:40:25,582 What the fuck is this? 964 00:40:25,649 --> 00:40:26,583 Is there pineapple in this? 965 00:40:27,618 --> 00:40:28,952 We talked about this, Janice. 966 00:40:29,019 --> 00:40:30,387 Jeffrey's allergic to pineapple. 967 00:40:33,691 --> 00:40:34,824 Eat a bag of dicks. 968 00:40:40,331 --> 00:40:42,232 Well, I wasn't going to do it, but this is the last straw. 969 00:40:46,770 --> 00:40:48,038 How was last night? 970 00:40:53,444 --> 00:40:56,980 Uh, bad, probably, I would say. 971 00:40:57,047 --> 00:40:58,382 Wait, really? 972 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,322 She's walking really fast. 973 00:41:07,424 --> 00:41:09,193 She usually walks a lot slower. 974 00:41:11,662 --> 00:41:13,831 Hi. 975 00:41:13,897 --> 00:41:15,432 Are you having sex with Mrs. Callahan? 976 00:41:17,835 --> 00:41:20,404 Baby, you look so beautiful. 977 00:41:20,471 --> 00:41:22,740 Like, so fucking hot. How... how are you? 978 00:41:22,806 --> 00:41:25,042 Bad. Are you having sex with her? 979 00:41:25,109 --> 00:41:26,977 I'm... I'm... 980 00:41:28,011 --> 00:41:29,780 helping her with her taxes. 981 00:41:29,847 --> 00:41:31,215 Aren't you in eighth grade algebra? 982 00:41:31,281 --> 00:41:33,150 I can't answer that question 983 00:41:33,217 --> 00:41:34,651 because I... I don't know how to read. 984 00:41:34,718 --> 00:41:35,885 She's asking you to your face! 985 00:41:35,953 --> 00:41:37,321 Fuck, that usually works. 986 00:41:37,388 --> 00:41:40,391 Are you cheating on me again? 987 00:41:40,457 --> 00:41:43,360 Baby, no! No! 988 00:41:43,427 --> 00:41:45,095 No, why would... why would I do— 989 00:41:45,162 --> 00:41:47,564 That was one time with your sister, just once, 990 00:41:47,631 --> 00:41:49,133 two, four times. 991 00:41:49,199 --> 00:41:51,535 No, I would never cheat on you again, okay? 992 00:41:51,602 --> 00:41:54,805 I promise you I am not sleeping with her. 993 00:41:54,872 --> 00:41:56,206 I literally saw you yesterday. 994 00:41:56,273 --> 00:41:57,908 Shut up, nerd! I fucked your mom! 995 00:41:57,975 --> 00:42:00,177 Mmm. Mmm. 996 00:42:00,878 --> 00:42:02,312 Wait. 997 00:42:02,379 --> 00:42:04,848 - Yeah, we're done. - Isabel... 998 00:42:08,619 --> 00:42:10,487 I'm getting revenge. 999 00:42:10,554 --> 00:42:12,055 I'm gonna fuck up some football players. And I'm buyin' a gun. 1000 00:42:12,122 --> 00:42:13,857 Hell yeah. I'll get my stepdad's. 1001 00:42:13,924 --> 00:42:15,492 What about, like, egging? 1002 00:42:15,559 --> 00:42:17,127 Yeah, so we can make 'em not refrigerated and smelly? 1003 00:42:17,194 --> 00:42:18,395 Ooh, we could cook 'em and be like... 1004 00:42:18,462 --> 00:42:19,763 - "You're cooked." - Yes. Yeah. 1005 00:42:19,830 --> 00:42:20,964 Or what about, like, a bomb? 1006 00:42:22,833 --> 00:42:25,068 Like a... like a super small bomb. 1007 00:42:25,135 --> 00:42:26,503 I mean, they're super easy to make, 1008 00:42:26,570 --> 00:42:28,238 and I can just put it under his car, 1009 00:42:28,305 --> 00:42:29,606 and it can be a distraction. 1010 00:42:31,208 --> 00:42:34,211 Yeah, Hazel, let's do terrorism. 1011 00:43:29,199 --> 00:43:30,634 Fuck you. 1012 00:43:32,369 --> 00:43:33,737 Sylvie, you can't just throw it. 1013 00:43:33,804 --> 00:43:35,539 You have to fucking jump with it. 1014 00:43:35,606 --> 00:43:37,140 - I'm trying. - Okay, watch me. Just... 1015 00:43:42,646 --> 00:43:46,216 Damn, we're, uh... We're really gonna scare them off. 1016 00:43:46,283 --> 00:43:48,018 Nice! Nice! 1017 00:43:48,085 --> 00:43:50,687 I think I'mma help Isabel keep watch, so... 1018 00:43:51,722 --> 00:43:53,390 Okay, well, don't get distracted, 1019 00:43:53,457 --> 00:43:56,360 'cause we could be fined, like, $2 for this, so... 1020 00:43:59,563 --> 00:44:01,331 Thought you might want some company. 1021 00:44:03,233 --> 00:44:05,202 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1022 00:44:07,771 --> 00:44:09,740 It's nice everybody's here, like... 1023 00:44:10,741 --> 00:44:11,708 vandalizing... 1024 00:44:12,643 --> 00:44:13,577 Jeff's house. 1025 00:44:16,547 --> 00:44:17,748 It is nice. 1026 00:44:19,951 --> 00:44:21,251 I, uh... 1027 00:44:22,386 --> 00:44:23,720 Like, how are you doing? 1028 00:44:25,289 --> 00:44:27,357 I mean, I think it's for the best. 1029 00:44:27,424 --> 00:44:31,662 But I did kind of miss when he would touch my hair 1030 00:44:31,728 --> 00:44:34,064 and go, like, 1031 00:44:35,299 --> 00:44:39,136 "Shiny, shiny, shiny." You know? 1032 00:44:39,202 --> 00:44:42,806 I wanted to tell you this before, but... 1033 00:44:44,042 --> 00:44:46,176 I really appreciated you fighting 1034 00:44:46,243 --> 00:44:49,212 and speaking loudly at my boyfriend. 1035 00:44:49,914 --> 00:44:51,515 I really value 1036 00:44:51,582 --> 00:44:54,318 when people use violence and raise their voices for me. 1037 00:44:56,119 --> 00:44:58,355 It's actually one of my love languages. 1038 00:44:59,523 --> 00:45:00,757 - Is the other one gifts? - The other one is gifts. 1039 00:45:02,626 --> 00:45:04,161 Um, I know 1040 00:45:04,227 --> 00:45:07,164 everything is, like, really fucked up and... 1041 00:45:08,565 --> 00:45:11,702 you still probably miss Jeff, which I get, 1042 00:45:12,569 --> 00:45:14,005 but I just think 1043 00:45:14,072 --> 00:45:17,674 you deserve way better, Isabel. 1044 00:45:20,811 --> 00:45:22,646 'Kay, guys. 1045 00:45:22,713 --> 00:45:24,247 Let's make sure we return or donate these, okay? 1046 00:45:24,314 --> 00:45:26,316 Does anybody know where the fuck Hazel is? 1047 00:45:29,020 --> 00:45:32,189 Like, 15 minutes? 1048 00:45:33,190 --> 00:45:35,826 Oh, fuck. Fuck! Fuck! 1049 00:45:35,892 --> 00:45:37,761 Okay. Um... 1050 00:45:47,038 --> 00:45:48,772 It's gonna blow! 1051 00:45:48,839 --> 00:45:51,241 Oh, wow, yeah, it's gonna blow, guys. 1052 00:45:53,945 --> 00:45:55,212 Oh, my God. 1053 00:45:55,779 --> 00:45:56,713 What the fuck? 1054 00:45:57,347 --> 00:45:59,149 Holy shit. 1055 00:46:03,453 --> 00:46:05,288 Oh, fuck, there's no door! 1056 00:46:12,863 --> 00:46:14,598 - Annie, Annie, back up! - -I'm going, I'm going! 1057 00:46:14,665 --> 00:46:16,067 Stop fucking yelling at me! 1058 00:46:16,134 --> 00:46:17,035 - I'm going! - Fuck. 1059 00:46:22,940 --> 00:46:25,275 Oh, fuck! 1060 00:46:26,376 --> 00:46:27,511 Can you listen to me for, like, once... 1061 00:46:27,577 --> 00:46:29,680 Ted! Ted-ay! Theodore! 1062 00:46:29,746 --> 00:46:32,182 You're awesome! - No, you're awesome. 1063 00:46:32,249 --> 00:46:33,583 Great. What are we supposed to do now? 1064 00:46:33,650 --> 00:46:35,953 Relax. No one knows it's us. 1065 00:46:36,020 --> 00:46:36,954 Hey, guys. 1066 00:46:38,022 --> 00:46:39,356 Great show last night. 1067 00:46:40,424 --> 00:46:41,792 I don't know what you're talking about. 1068 00:46:41,858 --> 00:46:43,794 Oh, you don't. No, it's really all good. 1069 00:46:43,860 --> 00:46:46,396 Jeffrey needed a new car, anyway, so... 1070 00:46:47,564 --> 00:46:48,699 don't worry about it. 1071 00:46:52,402 --> 00:46:53,704 What's wrong, Josie? 1072 00:46:55,073 --> 00:46:56,306 You seem a little off. 1073 00:47:03,547 --> 00:47:06,283 Your club is over. 1074 00:47:06,984 --> 00:47:07,985 You understand? 1075 00:47:11,022 --> 00:47:12,289 Good. 1076 00:47:13,423 --> 00:47:14,825 All right, well, some of us clearly 1077 00:47:14,891 --> 00:47:16,793 have a different definition of egging, 1078 00:47:16,860 --> 00:47:19,229 but if we keep our mouths shut, stay calm, we'll be fine. 1079 00:47:19,296 --> 00:47:20,764 They're gonna shut us down, aren't they? 1080 00:47:21,298 --> 00:47:22,399 What? 1081 00:47:22,466 --> 00:47:24,267 No. We don't know that. 1082 00:47:24,334 --> 00:47:25,869 - What— Why— - Principal Meyers will believe 1083 00:47:25,937 --> 00:47:27,471 whatever Jeff and Tim say. 1084 00:47:27,537 --> 00:47:29,439 I don't really see how we recover from this. 1085 00:47:30,340 --> 00:47:31,641 Man... 1086 00:47:32,609 --> 00:47:33,643 Fuck. 1087 00:47:33,710 --> 00:47:35,245 You know, it's been real, guys. 1088 00:47:35,312 --> 00:47:37,314 Okay, let's not jump to conclusions 1089 00:47:37,380 --> 00:47:39,483 with the goodbyes and... 1090 00:47:39,549 --> 00:47:41,585 I'm gonna miss you guys so much. 1091 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,989 And like, at least we went out with a bang. 1092 00:47:45,056 --> 00:47:46,823 I mean, that was fucking insane! 1093 00:47:48,291 --> 00:47:49,793 There was just, like, fire everywhere. 1094 00:47:49,860 --> 00:47:51,595 Wait. Stop. 1095 00:47:51,661 --> 00:47:53,830 We don't— Wait, no, we don't know that for sure. 1096 00:47:53,898 --> 00:47:57,902 PJ, don't be sad it's over. Be happy it happened. 1097 00:47:57,969 --> 00:48:00,670 All right, can everyone calm the fuck down, please? 1098 00:48:00,737 --> 00:48:03,640 The club is not over, Josie, right? 1099 00:48:04,942 --> 00:48:05,910 No matter what, 1100 00:48:06,777 --> 00:48:08,678 this club has brought me so much. 1101 00:48:08,745 --> 00:48:09,780 I feel... 1102 00:48:10,847 --> 00:48:14,919 so much more powerful and, um... 1103 00:48:15,852 --> 00:48:16,820 protected. 1104 00:48:17,754 --> 00:48:19,190 Me too. 1105 00:48:19,257 --> 00:48:20,624 - Great. - Oh, my God, PJ. 1106 00:48:20,690 --> 00:48:22,325 Okay, I'm sorry that you didn't get 1107 00:48:22,392 --> 00:48:23,693 what you wanted out of this group, 1108 00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,362 but I think the rest of us did. 1109 00:48:25,428 --> 00:48:26,830 Oh. Good for fucking you, Hazel. 1110 00:48:26,898 --> 00:48:29,299 I'm glad that you finally wrote one email. 1111 00:48:29,366 --> 00:48:30,902 - Accomplished a lot. - I actually did. 1112 00:48:30,968 --> 00:48:33,171 I practically ran this club for you and Josie. 1113 00:48:33,237 --> 00:48:35,106 Hey, let's calm down, maybe. 1114 00:48:35,173 --> 00:48:37,208 You really think that you're the reason that we have this club? 1115 00:48:37,275 --> 00:48:38,708 The reason? No. 1116 00:48:38,775 --> 00:48:40,410 But I can tell everyone that if you want. 1117 00:48:40,477 --> 00:48:42,113 Hazel. Uh, hey, let's calm down, right? 1118 00:48:42,180 --> 00:48:44,015 You're really ungrateful. 1119 00:48:44,081 --> 00:48:45,816 You're so lucky that we even let you be a part of this. 1120 00:48:45,882 --> 00:48:47,684 PJ, you're a liar. 1121 00:48:51,888 --> 00:48:54,225 Yeah, well, you have no friends, 1122 00:48:54,292 --> 00:48:56,693 and a skank as a mom, so... 1123 00:49:10,540 --> 00:49:12,342 Hazel. 1124 00:49:21,986 --> 00:49:22,920 PJ... 1125 00:49:24,754 --> 00:49:26,523 This doesn't mean it wasn't worth it. 1126 00:49:45,910 --> 00:49:46,978 Hazel. 1127 00:49:50,513 --> 00:49:51,815 Whoa. 1128 00:49:55,585 --> 00:49:56,786 I love God. 1129 00:49:57,654 --> 00:49:59,090 Yes, same. 1130 00:50:08,165 --> 00:50:09,766 Yeah. 1131 00:50:09,833 --> 00:50:12,036 Oh, my God, I always wanted one of these. 1132 00:50:13,670 --> 00:50:17,474 But my mom says they hide your figure and make you look ugly. 1133 00:50:17,540 --> 00:50:19,576 Um, you can borrow it if you want. 1134 00:50:19,643 --> 00:50:21,678 Like, as a joke or... 1135 00:50:22,545 --> 00:50:23,813 whatever. 1136 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:24,949 Thanks. 1137 00:50:25,016 --> 00:50:25,950 Yeah. 1138 00:50:32,689 --> 00:50:34,524 Wow, you and PJ 1139 00:50:34,591 --> 00:50:36,493 really have been friends forever. 1140 00:50:36,559 --> 00:50:39,529 Oh, I mean, since the first grade, so... 1141 00:50:40,630 --> 00:50:43,000 We had the same babysitter, Rhodes. 1142 00:50:43,067 --> 00:50:46,103 PJ called her Gay Yoda, but I think she's kind of like a mentor. 1143 00:50:50,041 --> 00:50:53,077 Yeah, but you guys, like, could not be more different. 1144 00:50:53,643 --> 00:50:55,079 She's so, like... 1145 00:50:56,380 --> 00:50:57,514 like... 1146 00:50:58,182 --> 00:50:59,582 You know? 1147 00:50:59,649 --> 00:51:00,850 - Yeah. - And you're... 1148 00:51:01,618 --> 00:51:02,819 You're so, like... 1149 00:51:09,659 --> 00:51:11,761 - You know what I mean? - No, yeah, I know. 1150 00:51:15,799 --> 00:51:16,733 Josie... 1151 00:52:04,781 --> 00:52:07,084 I'm tryna help your jewelry business grow. 1152 00:52:07,151 --> 00:52:09,120 - Really? - Yeah. 1153 00:52:09,186 --> 00:52:10,820 I don't know if I can hire you because you're like a convict. 1154 00:52:14,325 --> 00:52:15,592 Wow. 1155 00:52:15,658 --> 00:52:19,463 This is, um, a total shithole. 1156 00:52:25,236 --> 00:52:26,569 Kind of a mess. Sorry. 1157 00:52:30,141 --> 00:52:32,842 Well, I hear that if you hire a convict, 1158 00:52:32,910 --> 00:52:34,544 they give you a tax break. 1159 00:52:38,282 --> 00:52:40,151 I fucking hate Mr. G. 1160 00:52:40,217 --> 00:52:42,585 Everything he says is so pathetic. 1161 00:52:42,652 --> 00:52:44,754 Oh, yeah. I mean, 1162 00:52:44,821 --> 00:52:47,158 I feel like he, like, jerks off to a poster 1163 00:52:47,224 --> 00:52:50,227 of the 1999 Rockbridge team every single night, so... 1164 00:52:50,294 --> 00:52:52,662 Literally the peak of his existence. 1165 00:53:03,340 --> 00:53:05,976 Like, what is the point of this assignment? 1166 00:53:07,011 --> 00:53:11,248 Who is bell hooks and why do we care? 1167 00:53:11,315 --> 00:53:14,018 Oh, sorry, I'm just trying to, like, study over here. 1168 00:53:14,884 --> 00:53:16,220 Watch out. 1169 00:53:26,497 --> 00:53:27,697 What? 1170 00:53:28,532 --> 00:53:30,767 Uh, nothing, I'm just... 1171 00:53:32,002 --> 00:53:34,604 I'm just concerned 'cause I'm, like... 1172 00:53:34,671 --> 00:53:39,510 Your wrists are so small, and the pen is so heavy that I'm like, 1173 00:53:39,577 --> 00:53:41,845 - "Is she getting exhausted?" - Mmm. 1174 00:53:41,912 --> 00:53:43,813 I'm surprised you can even see what you're doing 1175 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,116 with all the surface area 1176 00:53:45,182 --> 00:53:46,383 that yours are taking up. 1177 00:53:47,384 --> 00:53:48,751 Wow. 1178 00:53:48,818 --> 00:53:49,819 Must be a struggle for you to write. 1179 00:53:49,886 --> 00:53:51,522 Okay, does this hurt? 1180 00:53:51,589 --> 00:53:53,290 Actually, yeah, that does hurt my tiny, delicate wrists. 1181 00:53:53,357 --> 00:53:55,025 Yeah, that was the lightest tap of all time. 1182 00:53:55,092 --> 00:53:56,894 - Can you feel that? - Can't even feel that. 1183 00:53:56,961 --> 00:53:58,695 - Can't feel anything. - Just like muscles in there. 1184 00:54:07,471 --> 00:54:08,405 Um... 1185 00:54:09,140 --> 00:54:10,074 Uh... 1186 00:54:12,276 --> 00:54:14,744 PJ, I'm... I'm straight. 1187 00:54:20,050 --> 00:54:20,985 Oh. 1188 00:54:23,621 --> 00:54:24,922 Um... 1189 00:54:27,458 --> 00:54:30,127 Yeah. Um... 1190 00:54:30,194 --> 00:54:33,230 - I'm... I'm sorry if you misread anything. - No, that's all... 1191 00:54:33,297 --> 00:54:36,400 It's all good. I shouldn't have assumed anything. 1192 00:54:53,450 --> 00:54:55,186 Um... 1193 00:54:56,187 --> 00:54:57,854 I wanted to tell you something. 1194 00:54:58,556 --> 00:55:00,224 What? 1195 00:55:00,291 --> 00:55:03,194 Like, something that happened last night. 1196 00:55:04,694 --> 00:55:06,030 What happened? 1197 00:55:07,498 --> 00:55:08,798 With Isabel. 1198 00:55:12,835 --> 00:55:14,071 Wait. 1199 00:55:17,408 --> 00:55:18,342 Wait, seriously? 1200 00:55:23,047 --> 00:55:24,982 That's... that's amazing. That's... 1201 00:55:27,318 --> 00:55:28,986 Everybody, 1202 00:55:29,053 --> 00:55:31,488 - even the fucking losers... - Even the fucking losers! 1203 00:55:31,555 --> 00:55:34,358 make some noise! 1204 00:55:39,163 --> 00:55:41,098 I thought you were super Christian. 1205 00:55:41,165 --> 00:55:43,701 I know. I just like getting caught up in the festivities. 1206 00:55:43,766 --> 00:55:45,735 All right, uh, so we're gonna do the pep rally. 1207 00:55:45,802 --> 00:55:47,404 First up, cheerleaders. 1208 00:56:01,552 --> 00:56:03,053 Football! 1209 00:56:05,556 --> 00:56:08,392 Whoo! Yeah, thank you, ladies. Ooh! 1210 00:56:08,459 --> 00:56:11,028 Thank you all for joining us here today, folks. 1211 00:56:11,095 --> 00:56:13,063 There's been some 1212 00:56:13,130 --> 00:56:16,333 exciting stuff happening at Rockbridge Falls recently. 1213 00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,334 Oh. 1214 00:56:17,935 --> 00:56:19,670 How many of you 1215 00:56:19,737 --> 00:56:23,806 know about that little girl fight club that could? 1216 00:56:25,743 --> 00:56:27,177 Ay, there go my girls. 1217 00:56:27,244 --> 00:56:31,348 Well, do we have a surprise for you. 1218 00:56:31,415 --> 00:56:34,784 We're gonna bring... Where is she? 1219 00:56:34,851 --> 00:56:37,221 Hazel down. 1220 00:56:38,122 --> 00:56:40,424 One of the founding members. 1221 00:56:40,491 --> 00:56:42,892 To show us everything the club's taught her 1222 00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,496 in a fun little challenge. 1223 00:56:47,164 --> 00:56:49,767 - Let's go, Hazel! - Go, Hazel! 1224 00:56:49,832 --> 00:56:52,835 - What is this? - I... I don't know. 1225 00:56:55,439 --> 00:56:58,275 Hazel will be fighting Tucker, 1226 00:56:59,109 --> 00:57:01,078 the school's number one boxer. 1227 00:57:07,951 --> 00:57:10,120 Wait, I thought I was gonna be fighting PJ? 1228 00:57:10,187 --> 00:57:13,123 I know what you're thinking, but don't be alarmed. 1229 00:57:13,190 --> 00:57:14,958 Girls can do anything guys can do, right? 1230 00:57:15,025 --> 00:57:16,460 Yeah, kick his ass! 1231 00:57:17,961 --> 00:57:19,096 Ready? 1232 00:57:19,763 --> 00:57:21,131 - Fuck. - Go. 1233 00:57:36,146 --> 00:57:37,448 Oh, my God. 1234 00:57:41,185 --> 00:57:42,586 - You got this, Hazel. - Come on, Hazel! 1235 00:57:42,653 --> 00:57:43,554 You got it. 1236 00:57:59,002 --> 00:58:00,270 Shit. 1237 00:58:02,039 --> 00:58:03,907 Whoo! Get him! 1238 00:58:17,388 --> 00:58:18,722 - The fuck are you doing? - Is she, like, 1239 00:58:18,789 --> 00:58:19,923 sort of winning or... 1240 00:58:22,993 --> 00:58:25,028 No, leave the skin on his face, will you? 1241 00:58:25,929 --> 00:58:27,931 Fuck. 1242 00:58:27,998 --> 00:58:29,400 Oh. Oh, my God. 1243 00:58:29,466 --> 00:58:31,602 I know what you're thinking. 1244 00:58:31,668 --> 00:58:35,939 You may be wondering how a girl under the training of... 1245 00:58:36,740 --> 00:58:39,710 of two juvie convicted killers 1246 00:58:39,777 --> 00:58:43,547 can't even stand up for herself against a regular old guy. 1247 00:58:45,282 --> 00:58:47,985 Well, truth is, they... 1248 00:58:50,754 --> 00:58:51,989 they didn't go to juvie. 1249 00:58:53,323 --> 00:58:54,124 No. 1250 00:58:56,660 --> 00:58:58,028 There's no record of them there. 1251 00:58:59,696 --> 00:59:00,798 And according to Hazel... 1252 00:59:03,267 --> 00:59:04,701 they never fought anyone at all. 1253 00:59:04,768 --> 00:59:06,503 And you know what else? 1254 00:59:06,570 --> 00:59:10,407 They didn't start the club to empower women. 1255 00:59:11,608 --> 00:59:14,445 They did it to fuck cheerleaders. 1256 00:59:17,848 --> 00:59:19,483 What is wrong with you? 1257 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,654 It is such a shame. 1258 00:59:25,589 --> 00:59:28,025 We were really rooting for you girls. 1259 00:59:29,993 --> 00:59:31,662 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 1260 00:59:31,728 --> 00:59:33,363 Okay. 1261 00:59:33,430 --> 00:59:35,999 - Thank you for attending... - Hazel! 1262 00:59:36,066 --> 00:59:37,434 - ... today's pep rally. Go Vikings! Fuck Huntington! - Is she okay? 1263 00:59:37,501 --> 00:59:39,069 - Hazel! - Whoo! 1264 00:59:39,136 --> 00:59:40,404 - Yes! - Yes! 1265 00:59:48,779 --> 00:59:50,080 Is that true? 1266 00:59:50,915 --> 00:59:52,282 That's why you started this? 1267 00:59:52,349 --> 00:59:55,018 No, no, no. 1268 00:59:55,085 --> 00:59:56,787 Not... not entirely. 1269 00:59:56,854 --> 00:59:58,355 Not entire— Okay. 1270 00:59:58,422 --> 01:00:01,358 Listen guys. It doesn't matter... 1271 01:00:01,425 --> 01:00:04,261 the reason that we started this, right? Like... 1272 01:00:04,963 --> 01:00:06,463 The point of the club 1273 01:00:06,530 --> 01:00:10,267 is that we all learn from each other, right? 1274 01:00:10,334 --> 01:00:13,370 And... and we had a great time doing it and... 1275 01:00:13,437 --> 01:00:15,105 I thought this club was for sisterhood, 1276 01:00:15,172 --> 01:00:17,241 but it was for your own selfish interests? 1277 01:00:17,307 --> 01:00:19,243 This is the second wave all over again. 1278 01:00:25,048 --> 01:00:26,350 Isabel, please, please, wait. 1279 01:00:26,416 --> 01:00:28,920 PJ made me do this. I didn't want to. 1280 01:00:28,987 --> 01:00:30,287 I would never want to do this. 1281 01:00:33,557 --> 01:00:35,425 You're pathetic, Josie. 1282 01:00:47,005 --> 01:00:48,539 Mr. G, we're really sorry, we... 1283 01:00:48,605 --> 01:00:49,941 All right, look. 1284 01:00:50,008 --> 01:00:52,042 You know what? I'm not a fuckin' idiot. 1285 01:00:52,109 --> 01:00:53,443 I just look like this. 1286 01:00:53,510 --> 01:00:55,712 I wasn't doin' this shit as a distraction. 1287 01:00:55,779 --> 01:00:58,615 I actually was doin' this shit 'cause I actually liked y'all group 1288 01:00:58,682 --> 01:01:00,117 and what y'all stood for. 1289 01:01:00,183 --> 01:01:02,352 - Wait, we can explain. - I trusted you two 1290 01:01:02,419 --> 01:01:04,621 and y'all exploited my solidarity. 1291 01:01:04,688 --> 01:01:07,491 I played the role of an amazin' ally. 1292 01:01:07,558 --> 01:01:08,993 Is this about the time I said 1293 01:01:09,059 --> 01:01:11,295 Amelia Earhart was a fake hero? 1294 01:01:11,930 --> 01:01:13,430 Because it's true. 1295 01:01:13,497 --> 01:01:16,833 Many a guy fly planes without crashing, 1296 01:01:16,901 --> 01:01:18,168 but you never hear about them. 1297 01:01:18,835 --> 01:01:20,604 And then it's like, 1298 01:01:20,671 --> 01:01:22,472 "Oh, it's so hard to be a girl." 1299 01:01:22,539 --> 01:01:24,207 "We, like, make less money." 1300 01:01:24,274 --> 01:01:26,243 "We had to lose our last names." 1301 01:01:26,310 --> 01:01:27,912 "I love you." 1302 01:01:27,979 --> 01:01:29,846 "I want to be with you for the rest of our lives." 1303 01:01:29,914 --> 01:01:33,283 "Oh, I love the mint green backsplash in the kitchen." 1304 01:01:33,350 --> 01:01:34,818 And all of a sudden, 1305 01:01:34,885 --> 01:01:36,787 you leave me for a motherfucker named Tony 1306 01:01:36,853 --> 01:01:39,523 and suddenly, the fucking kitchen is lime green. 1307 01:01:39,590 --> 01:01:40,724 I think... 1308 01:01:40,791 --> 01:01:43,093 Yeah, I think that moved away from us. 1309 01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:45,696 Oh, you look confused, like how I'm confused right now, 1310 01:01:45,762 --> 01:01:48,498 on how you created a fucking fight club to get some cooch. 1311 01:01:48,565 --> 01:01:51,702 And for what? Y'all ain't even know how to work that thing. 1312 01:01:51,768 --> 01:01:53,670 And I know y'all ain't tickling the pearl, 1313 01:01:53,737 --> 01:01:55,372 you know what I'm talking about? 1314 01:01:55,439 --> 01:01:56,640 You know what I mean? Caressing the back 1315 01:01:56,707 --> 01:01:58,943 of that neck and all type of— 1316 01:01:59,010 --> 01:02:01,211 Sorry, I just don't know if you're supposed to be talking to us like that. 1317 01:02:01,278 --> 01:02:02,879 Just, like, as a teacher... 1318 01:02:02,947 --> 01:02:04,748 Man, I knew women were evil. 1319 01:02:04,815 --> 01:02:07,684 Motherfuckers always tellin' me like, "No, that's not true." 1320 01:02:08,685 --> 01:02:10,721 But time and time again... 1321 01:02:15,792 --> 01:02:18,161 - Women ain't nothing but the fuckin' devil. 1322 01:02:19,429 --> 01:02:21,398 I can't fuckin' believe Hazel. 1323 01:02:21,465 --> 01:02:24,801 Okay, well, you were pretty horrible to her yesterday. 1324 01:02:25,937 --> 01:02:30,507 I'm sorry, what? This is... this is my fault? 1325 01:02:30,574 --> 01:02:33,777 I'm not the one who put Isabel on a rampage. 1326 01:02:33,844 --> 01:02:36,014 Sorry, what does that have to do with anything? 1327 01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,682 If Isabel wasn't so desperate to get revenge, 1328 01:02:38,749 --> 01:02:40,417 then we wouldn't have blown up Jeff's car 1329 01:02:40,484 --> 01:02:42,386 and then he wouldn't be so upset 1330 01:02:42,452 --> 01:02:44,521 and then whatever the fuck just happened would not have happened. 1331 01:02:44,588 --> 01:02:47,557 Okay, so all of the blame just goes on me then? 1332 01:02:47,624 --> 01:02:50,028 Like, none of this can be traced back to you at all? 1333 01:02:50,094 --> 01:02:53,463 Well, I mean, yeah, it was your idea to start the whole club. 1334 01:02:54,598 --> 01:02:57,035 I didn't want to do this from the beginning. 1335 01:02:57,101 --> 01:02:59,103 You know that. 1336 01:02:59,169 --> 01:03:01,973 I just followed your lead like an idiot. 1337 01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:04,841 You followed my lead when you created that insane story 1338 01:03:04,909 --> 01:03:08,645 about girls betting on you to fight other girls with shivs. 1339 01:03:08,712 --> 01:03:11,548 You're just mad because I did this. 1340 01:03:11,615 --> 01:03:14,818 I... I... I got to be with Isabel on my own. 1341 01:03:14,885 --> 01:03:16,486 Without you. 1342 01:03:16,553 --> 01:03:17,989 No, you never would have talked to her without me, 1343 01:03:18,056 --> 01:03:19,489 ever. 1344 01:03:19,556 --> 01:03:21,425 I'm the one who made it happen for you. 1345 01:03:21,491 --> 01:03:26,164 You know what's so funny about this whole fucking thing, 1346 01:03:26,229 --> 01:03:27,431 all your little schemes, 1347 01:03:27,497 --> 01:03:30,467 all your, "Oh, we'll have our year 1348 01:03:30,534 --> 01:03:33,704 and we'll fuck so many girls," and whatever? 1349 01:03:33,770 --> 01:03:38,076 Is that you're the only one who didn't do anything. 1350 01:03:38,142 --> 01:03:40,577 Yeah, well, that's 'cause Brittany's straight, so... 1351 01:03:40,644 --> 01:03:42,312 Yeah, no, shit, she's straight. 1352 01:03:42,379 --> 01:03:43,747 Does it even matter? 1353 01:03:43,814 --> 01:03:46,918 Do you even care? Do you actually like her? 1354 01:03:46,984 --> 01:03:49,486 Do you care about anyone other than yourself? 1355 01:03:49,553 --> 01:03:51,055 Just find some other girl 1356 01:03:51,122 --> 01:03:53,457 to fucking jack off to and do nothing about. 1357 01:03:59,262 --> 01:04:00,664 Cool. Yeah, I will. 1358 01:04:04,868 --> 01:04:05,937 PJ. 1359 01:04:48,012 --> 01:04:49,679 - Ted? - Mmm-mmm-mmm. 1360 01:04:50,781 --> 01:04:51,782 Ted. 1361 01:04:53,151 --> 01:04:54,351 Ted! 1362 01:04:56,486 --> 01:04:58,256 Ted! 1363 01:06:40,457 --> 01:06:42,525 Josie, what the hell? 1364 01:06:45,562 --> 01:06:47,899 Why... why... why you look like a scared puppy? 1365 01:06:49,733 --> 01:06:51,369 Hey, Rhodes. 1366 01:06:51,434 --> 01:06:52,970 Do you have a minute to talk? 1367 01:06:53,938 --> 01:06:55,538 If you don't wanna borrow firearms, 1368 01:06:55,605 --> 01:06:57,607 - then why are you here? - Um... 1369 01:06:58,475 --> 01:06:59,609 Like, for advice? 1370 01:06:59,676 --> 01:07:01,544 I'm not your Gay Yoda, Josie. 1371 01:07:01,611 --> 01:07:02,947 You're too old for this shit. 1372 01:07:04,248 --> 01:07:06,150 Girl, when I was in high school, 1373 01:07:06,217 --> 01:07:09,053 people found out I was gay, nobody wanted to be my friend. 1374 01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:10,587 And back then it was worse 1375 01:07:10,654 --> 01:07:12,990 because they hated you just for being gay. 1376 01:07:13,057 --> 01:07:15,293 Not for being gay and untalented. 1377 01:07:15,359 --> 01:07:16,994 Mmm. 1378 01:07:17,061 --> 01:07:18,896 Sorry, people didn't know you were gay? 1379 01:07:18,963 --> 01:07:21,165 Girl, I wore a weave back then, okay? 1380 01:07:21,999 --> 01:07:23,500 And I used to say, 1381 01:07:23,566 --> 01:07:25,036 "Hey, girl. Hey..." 1382 01:07:25,102 --> 01:07:26,304 Look, that's not the point. 1383 01:07:26,370 --> 01:07:27,338 You want some advice? 1384 01:07:27,405 --> 01:07:28,838 Invest in yourself, 1385 01:07:28,906 --> 01:07:30,640 teach people to fear you instead of love you. 1386 01:07:30,707 --> 01:07:33,643 I don't wanna, like, deny your advice, obviously. 1387 01:07:33,710 --> 01:07:35,212 I just, um... 1388 01:07:35,279 --> 01:07:37,381 PJ and I are actually in a fight right now. 1389 01:07:37,447 --> 01:07:38,815 So, like... 1390 01:07:38,882 --> 01:07:40,583 Like, that's the advice that I need. 1391 01:07:40,650 --> 01:07:43,687 I never had many friends, and that's... that's sad. 1392 01:07:43,753 --> 01:07:46,223 And as I've gotten old in this world, 1393 01:07:46,290 --> 01:07:48,059 it's just gotten more sad. 1394 01:07:50,027 --> 01:07:51,728 Okay, um... 1395 01:07:51,795 --> 01:07:53,630 I think I'm just gonna go to the game 1396 01:07:53,697 --> 01:07:55,632 and then work it out with PJ there. 1397 01:07:55,699 --> 01:07:56,968 I wouldn't do that. 1398 01:07:57,034 --> 01:07:58,402 Why not? 1399 01:07:58,468 --> 01:08:00,603 - It's with Huntington, right? - Yeah. 1400 01:08:00,670 --> 01:08:03,040 Well, I'm guessing they've been fucking people up for the past month, right? 1401 01:08:03,107 --> 01:08:05,709 - Yeah. - So, they're violent. 1402 01:08:05,775 --> 01:08:07,278 What do you think's gonna happen tonight? 1403 01:08:07,345 --> 01:08:09,246 I don't know. Football? 1404 01:08:10,247 --> 01:08:12,316 Game? Tackle? 1405 01:08:12,383 --> 01:08:13,683 Oh, girl. 1406 01:08:14,751 --> 01:08:16,954 There is a 50-year rivalry going on. 1407 01:08:17,021 --> 01:08:19,223 They always fuck up some unlucky player. 1408 01:08:20,557 --> 01:08:21,993 How you don't know— 1409 01:08:22,059 --> 01:08:24,794 In '77, they burned him at a stake with his dog. 1410 01:08:24,861 --> 01:08:27,932 In '92, they drowned him in a giant kiddie pool. 1411 01:08:27,999 --> 01:08:31,235 And in '03, they pulled his body apart with horses. 1412 01:08:31,302 --> 01:08:32,535 It's called quartering. 1413 01:08:32,602 --> 01:08:33,971 I know... I know what it's called. 1414 01:08:34,038 --> 01:08:36,073 So, tonight, I'm stayin' inside 1415 01:08:36,140 --> 01:08:37,707 and double boltin' those doors. 1416 01:08:42,279 --> 01:08:44,681 If you ever grab a— Nah, I don't care. 1417 01:08:44,748 --> 01:08:47,717 I didn't understand a word of that, I'm so sorry. 1418 01:09:13,843 --> 01:09:16,914 Just go. Go, just, go. I don't wanna go. 1419 01:09:18,416 --> 01:09:20,051 Oh, my God. 1420 01:09:20,117 --> 01:09:22,353 - Hey. - How did you find me? 1421 01:09:22,420 --> 01:09:24,055 Why are you breathing so heavy? 1422 01:09:24,121 --> 01:09:26,723 Okay. I know we're not in a great place right now— 1423 01:09:26,790 --> 01:09:29,026 Yeah, because I'm pissed. I'm fuckin' pissed. 1424 01:09:29,093 --> 01:09:31,529 Okay, well, I just still think we need to talk 1425 01:09:31,594 --> 01:09:33,264 about everything that's, like, going on. 1426 01:09:33,330 --> 01:09:35,632 Yeah, cool, well, I don't wanna hear it, so... 1427 01:09:35,698 --> 01:09:37,700 Okay, maybe you should reconsider 1428 01:09:37,767 --> 01:09:40,171 because I saw Rhodes, she says hi, by the way. 1429 01:09:40,237 --> 01:09:42,473 She said this Huntington shit's way darker than we thought. 1430 01:09:42,540 --> 01:09:45,509 Apparently, every time Huntington plays Rockbridge, 1431 01:09:45,575 --> 01:09:47,877 they try to kill a player and his pets. 1432 01:09:47,945 --> 01:09:49,213 The pets? 1433 01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:51,115 It's bloodlust, man. That's not the point. 1434 01:09:51,182 --> 01:09:52,715 Sounds like I should get 1435 01:09:52,782 --> 01:09:53,783 - the fuck out of here now. Okay? - No. 1436 01:09:53,850 --> 01:09:55,252 PJ, seriously, come on. 1437 01:09:55,319 --> 01:09:56,853 We need to get the club back together, 1438 01:09:56,921 --> 01:09:59,056 so we can save them. 1439 01:09:59,123 --> 01:10:00,191 What? 1440 01:10:01,791 --> 01:10:04,361 Sorry, you're saying you want me and then you 1441 01:10:04,428 --> 01:10:06,997 and then all of the girls that fuckin' hate us 1442 01:10:07,064 --> 01:10:10,367 to get together and save some fucking football player, 1443 01:10:10,434 --> 01:10:11,701 who we hate? 1444 01:10:11,768 --> 01:10:13,636 Circle of bad vibes. 1445 01:10:13,703 --> 01:10:15,172 Okay, well, obviously, why would you lay it out like that? 1446 01:10:15,239 --> 01:10:16,606 Because it sounds insane. 1447 01:10:16,673 --> 01:10:18,641 'Cause it is. Why would we do that? 1448 01:10:18,708 --> 01:10:21,378 Because we made these girls trust us and then we humiliated them. 1449 01:10:22,745 --> 01:10:25,849 They deserve a shot at showing everybody 1450 01:10:25,916 --> 01:10:27,518 what they know, what they learned, 1451 01:10:27,585 --> 01:10:29,153 how fucking cool they are. 1452 01:10:30,054 --> 01:10:32,022 Let's do this for the club. 1453 01:10:33,257 --> 01:10:34,225 What do you say? 1454 01:10:35,259 --> 01:10:37,261 Can we save the damn day? 1455 01:10:40,331 --> 01:10:41,664 Wow. 1456 01:10:41,731 --> 01:10:43,033 Pulling out the necklace 1457 01:10:43,100 --> 01:10:45,035 - in the final fuckin' hour. - Well... 1458 01:10:47,404 --> 01:10:48,405 Yeah. 1459 01:10:50,441 --> 01:10:52,610 Mmm. Nice. 1460 01:10:52,675 --> 01:10:55,946 Rockbridge, this is the most important day of your life. 1461 01:10:56,013 --> 01:10:59,016 Forget your wedding, forget your funeral, 1462 01:10:59,083 --> 01:11:00,817 fuck your bar mitzvah. 1463 01:11:00,884 --> 01:11:02,752 This is what matters. 1464 01:11:02,819 --> 01:11:05,523 Gameday, let's do this! 1465 01:11:05,589 --> 01:11:09,193 - Let's go, Vikings! - We're almost there. 1466 01:11:10,995 --> 01:11:15,232 Okay, first off, PJ has something to say to Hazel, so... 1467 01:11:15,299 --> 01:11:18,302 The apology. Do the apology. Do the apology, instead. 1468 01:11:18,369 --> 01:11:19,802 Okay. 1469 01:11:19,869 --> 01:11:22,672 I'm sorry that I called your mom a skank. 1470 01:11:24,608 --> 01:11:27,111 And I'm sorry 1471 01:11:27,178 --> 01:11:31,015 for saying that you have no friends really loud 1472 01:11:31,081 --> 01:11:33,083 in front of all of your friends. 1473 01:11:33,150 --> 01:11:36,886 And I'm sorry for being an asshole a lot of the time. 1474 01:11:37,955 --> 01:11:40,424 Most of the— All of the time. 1475 01:11:40,491 --> 01:11:44,028 And I do think that it's nice you always take notes 1476 01:11:44,094 --> 01:11:48,765 and then you type them up and email them to everyone... 1477 01:11:51,435 --> 01:11:53,070 and I really appreciate it. 1478 01:11:56,507 --> 01:11:57,441 Do you forgive me? 1479 01:11:59,809 --> 01:12:01,545 Yes. 1480 01:12:01,612 --> 01:12:03,080 I don't want to interrupt this gorgeous moment 1481 01:12:03,147 --> 01:12:05,049 but we don't have time now 1482 01:12:05,115 --> 01:12:07,618 because I got information from a very confidential source 1483 01:12:07,685 --> 01:12:09,153 that Huntington is trying to kill 1484 01:12:09,220 --> 01:12:10,787 someone on this team tonight. 1485 01:12:10,853 --> 01:12:11,854 What are you even talking about, Josie? 1486 01:12:11,922 --> 01:12:13,457 Nobody's even over there. 1487 01:12:13,524 --> 01:12:15,092 Oh, my God, nobody is even over there. 1488 01:12:15,159 --> 01:12:16,994 Well, that is obviously a red flag. 1489 01:12:17,061 --> 01:12:19,096 Are we not reading that as a red flag? That's crazy. 1490 01:12:19,163 --> 01:12:21,198 - What? - Please, Annie. 1491 01:12:21,265 --> 01:12:22,967 Even though you're a Black Republican, 1492 01:12:23,033 --> 01:12:25,102 you are the smartest out of all of us, okay? 1493 01:12:25,169 --> 01:12:27,104 I mean, obviously I know that. You think I don't know that? 1494 01:12:27,171 --> 01:12:29,106 Then help us figure this out. 1495 01:12:29,173 --> 01:12:31,841 We need to stop the game. We need to save them. 1496 01:12:31,909 --> 01:12:34,345 Wait, wait, hang on. Hazel... 1497 01:12:35,646 --> 01:12:37,248 we need a distraction. 1498 01:12:39,882 --> 01:12:41,385 Oh, now you want a bomb. 1499 01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:43,721 Oh, fuck. 1500 01:12:43,786 --> 01:12:44,854 So sorry. Okay. Fuck. 1501 01:12:52,696 --> 01:12:54,164 Isabel. 1502 01:12:54,231 --> 01:12:56,433 I know you really must hate me right now, 1503 01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:57,834 but the club needs you. 1504 01:12:57,901 --> 01:12:59,270 To what? Have sex with them? 1505 01:12:59,336 --> 01:13:01,472 Guys, we really, really need you. We do. 1506 01:13:01,538 --> 01:13:03,107 In your fucking dreams, PJ. 1507 01:13:03,173 --> 01:13:05,109 Which you don't deserve to have. 1508 01:13:05,743 --> 01:13:07,711 When you sleep, 1509 01:13:07,777 --> 01:13:08,912 - it should be, like... - -Rockbridge, are you ready? 1510 01:13:08,979 --> 01:13:10,481 total darkness. 1511 01:13:10,547 --> 01:13:12,216 - Oh, fuck. - Wow, okay. 1512 01:13:12,283 --> 01:13:13,783 Okay, wait, seriously, 1513 01:13:13,850 --> 01:13:15,152 maybe if you just listened to us. 1514 01:13:15,219 --> 01:13:17,154 - Just listen to us. Whoa! - Brittany. 1515 01:13:17,221 --> 01:13:18,888 Here comes your team! - Isabel. 1516 01:13:18,956 --> 01:13:21,191 I wouldn't be asking you if this wasn't important! 1517 01:13:21,258 --> 01:13:22,859 We don't have time for this. 1518 01:13:22,926 --> 01:13:24,595 - Josie, come on. - Hazel! 1519 01:13:24,662 --> 01:13:26,297 - Okay, now that you're all... - Ugh. Uh... 1520 01:13:26,363 --> 01:13:27,665 warmed up, I want you guys... 1521 01:13:27,731 --> 01:13:28,798 Is it the red wire? 1522 01:13:28,865 --> 01:13:30,901 Shit, or is it the yellow? 1523 01:13:30,968 --> 01:13:32,603 Shawshank your way out. 1524 01:13:32,670 --> 01:13:34,338 - Put your hands together... - You got this, Jeff. 1525 01:13:34,405 --> 01:13:35,606 - ... and shake your tanks. - You got it! 1526 01:13:35,673 --> 01:13:38,242 Hazel! It's starting! 1527 01:13:39,143 --> 01:13:40,978 Jeff! 1528 01:13:41,045 --> 01:13:43,147 Jeff! Eat my pussy! 1529 01:13:43,213 --> 01:13:44,515 Come on, come on! 1530 01:13:45,949 --> 01:13:47,217 Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! 1531 01:13:47,284 --> 01:13:49,620 - Hurry, Hazel! - It's gonna blow. 1532 01:13:51,155 --> 01:13:52,589 - Hazel, come on! - Hazel! 1533 01:13:52,656 --> 01:13:53,957 Hazel, come on! 1534 01:13:59,096 --> 01:14:01,065 - Hazel, it's not working. - Hazel, it's not going. 1535 01:14:01,131 --> 01:14:02,700 - Oh, no. - Fuck. Fucking... 1536 01:14:02,766 --> 01:14:03,934 - Maybe turn it off... - Maybe hit it? 1537 01:14:04,001 --> 01:14:05,202 No. Give me space. Stop. 1538 01:14:05,269 --> 01:14:06,403 Turn it off and then back on. 1539 01:14:06,804 --> 01:14:07,905 Jeff! 1540 01:14:09,773 --> 01:14:13,744 - I want you to rub Vicks VapoRub on your tanks 1541 01:14:13,811 --> 01:14:17,247 and dance around like the fruitbats that you are! 1542 01:14:17,314 --> 01:14:20,384 Okay, plan B. We need to get the cheerleaders to make out. 1543 01:14:20,451 --> 01:14:22,219 Wait, okay, which cheerleaders do you think? 1544 01:14:22,286 --> 01:14:24,488 It's a distraction. We need a distraction. 1545 01:14:31,628 --> 01:14:32,930 - Guys. - Hey, guys. 1546 01:14:32,996 --> 01:14:34,365 Guys, kiss each other. 1547 01:14:34,431 --> 01:14:35,966 Make out. Make out with each other! 1548 01:14:36,033 --> 01:14:37,167 We need to delay the game. 1549 01:14:38,469 --> 01:14:41,405 Guys! Make out with each other! 1550 01:14:45,909 --> 01:14:48,979 Everyone, get your guns out, hide your children 1551 01:14:49,046 --> 01:14:52,015 because here comes Huntington. 1552 01:14:58,555 --> 01:15:00,457 - Fuck you! Bitch! - What the frick is up? 1553 01:15:00,524 --> 01:15:02,559 - Yeah! Get back! - Yeah! Wake up, pussy! 1554 01:15:02,626 --> 01:15:04,061 Hold me back! 1555 01:15:04,128 --> 01:15:06,163 You're so lucky! You're so fucking lucky. 1556 01:15:06,230 --> 01:15:08,766 Hazel! Hazel! Hazel! 1557 01:15:08,832 --> 01:15:10,100 What do we do? 1558 01:15:12,035 --> 01:15:13,871 Look, look, look. 1559 01:15:30,087 --> 01:15:32,423 Oh, wait. I'm gay. 1560 01:15:34,758 --> 01:15:36,427 Okay, yeah, I'm not. 1561 01:15:37,294 --> 01:15:39,296 I just like gay porn. 1562 01:15:39,363 --> 01:15:41,331 This is nothing like porn at all. 1563 01:15:43,300 --> 01:15:44,401 Wait. 1564 01:15:45,602 --> 01:15:47,004 Is porn even real? 1565 01:15:58,917 --> 01:16:03,120 Can we cut the gay shit and get this show on the road? 1566 01:16:03,187 --> 01:16:08,292 I came here for some good man-on-man grappling and slapping football! 1567 01:16:08,358 --> 01:16:11,061 Can everybody stop looking at the dyke parade? 1568 01:16:11,128 --> 01:16:15,966 Who do I have to blow to get this game started already? 1569 01:16:16,033 --> 01:16:19,536 - Yes! - Now make 'em eat a bag of urine cakes. 1570 01:16:19,603 --> 01:16:22,239 Look, I found empty barrels of pineapple juice. 1571 01:16:22,306 --> 01:16:24,341 There is pineapple here. 1572 01:16:24,408 --> 01:16:26,410 So, they're gonna poison Jeff then. 1573 01:16:27,110 --> 01:16:28,512 Where the fuck is it? 1574 01:16:28,579 --> 01:16:30,514 Fuck, I'm thinking really quick. 1575 01:16:30,581 --> 01:16:32,282 What if it's in their mouths and they're swishing it around 1576 01:16:32,349 --> 01:16:34,051 and then they're gonna spit it out mid-game? 1577 01:16:34,117 --> 01:16:35,752 - What? - I hate to say it, 1578 01:16:35,819 --> 01:16:37,721 but it might have something to do with their semen. 1579 01:16:37,788 --> 01:16:39,656 Obviously, it does not. What is wrong with you? 1580 01:16:39,723 --> 01:16:41,124 They kissed on the mouth. 1581 01:16:41,191 --> 01:16:43,360 - With tongue. - As a distraction, 1582 01:16:43,427 --> 01:16:45,897 and we can do it again if people are asking. 1583 01:16:45,964 --> 01:16:48,098 - Wait, when was this? - The bomb didn't work, 1584 01:16:48,165 --> 01:16:49,867 and there was no other distractions! 1585 01:16:49,934 --> 01:16:51,802 - Yeah, there was... - And because we were... 1586 01:16:51,869 --> 01:16:53,737 - They're gonna spray the field. - What? 1587 01:16:53,804 --> 01:16:55,907 - Okay, we're gonna have to run. - -No! 1588 01:16:55,974 --> 01:16:57,374 - We're gonna have to run. We're gonna have to run. - We can't run. No! 1589 01:16:57,441 --> 01:16:58,475 No! 1590 01:16:58,542 --> 01:17:00,010 - Oh, my asthma. - No, please! 1591 01:17:00,077 --> 01:17:01,211 You don't have asthma. 1592 01:17:01,278 --> 01:17:03,013 I feel like I have asthma now! 1593 01:17:05,716 --> 01:17:07,784 PJ! Cover the sprinklers. 1594 01:17:07,851 --> 01:17:09,086 I got it. 1595 01:18:13,750 --> 01:18:14,751 Oh, fuck! 1596 01:18:18,722 --> 01:18:20,757 Get back here, you fuckin' weasel! 1597 01:18:51,888 --> 01:18:53,890 I'm sorry. 1598 01:19:36,299 --> 01:19:37,501 You saved me. 1599 01:19:39,436 --> 01:19:40,771 You're... you're welcome? 1600 01:19:43,007 --> 01:19:44,307 Oh, no. 1601 01:19:45,242 --> 01:19:46,944 - I... Would... - Mmm-mmm. Uh-uh. 1602 01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:50,247 Are you okay? 1603 01:19:50,948 --> 01:19:51,882 Yeah. 1604 01:19:52,984 --> 01:19:54,351 - Whoa. - Hazel! 1605 01:19:54,418 --> 01:19:55,852 - Hazel! Hazel! Look out! - Hey. 1606 01:20:25,083 --> 01:20:26,184 It's pineapple juice! 1607 01:20:26,249 --> 01:20:27,818 It's pineapple juice! 1608 01:20:27,884 --> 01:20:29,453 - Turn it off! Turn it off! - 'Scuse me. 1609 01:20:29,519 --> 01:20:32,255 Turn it off! Please just turn it off! 1610 01:20:45,402 --> 01:20:46,536 Yes. 1611 01:20:47,205 --> 01:20:48,973 Yes! 1612 01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:51,341 Yes, this is the Viking way! 1613 01:20:51,408 --> 01:20:53,543 Yes, thank you, thank you. 1614 01:20:54,212 --> 01:20:55,479 You did it. 1615 01:20:56,346 --> 01:20:57,915 You fucking saved me. 1616 01:20:57,982 --> 01:21:01,551 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1617 01:21:04,956 --> 01:21:06,590 Thanks. 1618 01:21:16,234 --> 01:21:17,434 - What is... - I mean... 1619 01:21:17,501 --> 01:21:19,436 - Okay. - I guess we did it. 1620 01:21:19,503 --> 01:21:21,105 We did that shit! 1621 01:21:21,172 --> 01:21:22,173 I mean... 1622 01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:23,406 Really proud of you. 1623 01:21:24,474 --> 01:21:26,409 I'm proud of us. 1624 01:21:31,048 --> 01:21:32,649 I do wanna say, um, 1625 01:21:33,683 --> 01:21:35,519 I feel like you killed that guy. 1626 01:21:35,585 --> 01:21:37,255 Oh, yeah. I mean, we killed— 1627 01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:38,555 I think we killed... 1628 01:21:38,622 --> 01:21:40,091 - You killed that guy... - No. 1629 01:21:40,158 --> 01:21:42,893 - Yeah, he's dead. That's dead. - No. Oh, my God. 1630 01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:44,828 Yeah, we killed a couple. We killed... 1631 01:21:45,495 --> 01:21:46,863 we killed a lot of guys. 1632 01:21:46,931 --> 01:21:48,232 I— Let's just— We'll process it later. 1633 01:21:48,298 --> 01:21:49,299 - Much later. - Later. 1634 01:21:49,366 --> 01:21:50,968 - Yeah. - Um... 1635 01:21:52,003 --> 01:21:53,303 Do you wanna... 1636 01:21:54,272 --> 01:21:55,539 Yeah. 1637 01:22:01,645 --> 01:22:03,847 I just wanna say I'm sorry. 1638 01:22:03,915 --> 01:22:06,316 You don't have to forgive me at all or anything. 1639 01:22:06,383 --> 01:22:10,254 But I, like, really want you to know how sorry I am. 1640 01:22:10,320 --> 01:22:13,423 I was kind of insane, 1641 01:22:13,490 --> 01:22:16,928 and the sheer amount of lies I told is... 1642 01:22:16,994 --> 01:22:18,495 is shocking, 1643 01:22:18,562 --> 01:22:20,363 and it doesn't excuse what I did. 1644 01:22:21,498 --> 01:22:23,034 But I really liked getting to know you. 1645 01:22:24,601 --> 01:22:28,139 And I still really like you. 1646 01:22:28,206 --> 01:22:30,674 - I just... - You know, you didn't have to start, like, a whole 1647 01:22:31,508 --> 01:22:33,410 fight club just to date me. 1648 01:22:34,744 --> 01:22:38,882 You could have just, like, talked to me. 1649 01:22:38,950 --> 01:22:41,518 Oh. Okay, uh, I don't really know 1650 01:22:41,585 --> 01:22:44,021 how true that is. You know what I mean... 1651 01:22:57,101 --> 01:22:58,735 Man, I knew women were good. 1652 01:22:58,802 --> 01:23:01,471 I been sayin' that shit the whole time, man. 1653 01:23:11,983 --> 01:23:13,750 Oh, so sorry. 1654 01:23:14,784 --> 01:23:16,486 - Yeah! - Oh. 1655 01:23:16,553 --> 01:23:18,722 Yes, queen! 1656 01:23:18,788 --> 01:23:19,957 Yeah! 1657 01:23:20,024 --> 01:23:21,691 Attention, everyone. 1658 01:23:21,758 --> 01:23:23,327 It seems like these Huntington players 1659 01:23:23,393 --> 01:23:24,494 - are not only shitty... - Yes, queen! 1660 01:23:24,561 --> 01:23:26,063 football players, 1661 01:23:26,130 --> 01:23:29,166 but they're also dead cheating bitch asses. 1662 01:23:29,233 --> 01:23:33,037 Meanin' the Vikings once again win the game! 1663 01:23:33,104 --> 01:23:36,908 - Whoo! - Decompose, you fuckers! 1664 01:23:58,963 --> 01:23:59,964 Damn it. 1665 01:24:00,597 --> 01:24:02,033 That was my thing! 1666 01:24:26,656 --> 01:24:28,458 By the way, what the fuck are you wearing? 1667 01:24:28,525 --> 01:24:31,128 You got suspenders over your nipples like a goddamn freak. 1668 01:24:38,702 --> 01:24:40,237 Not gonna come to any meetings. 1669 01:24:40,304 --> 01:24:41,638 It's gonna be fine. 1670 01:24:41,705 --> 01:24:42,974 He's so preoccupied with his divor... 1671 01:24:43,807 --> 01:24:45,542 Yeah. 1672 01:24:45,608 --> 01:24:47,311 I drank before I came to class. 1673 01:24:47,378 --> 01:24:48,980 - What? - Sorry. 1674 01:24:54,884 --> 01:24:56,820 You got this, Jeff! You got it! 1675 01:24:56,886 --> 01:24:58,422 Oh, shit. 1676 01:24:58,488 --> 01:25:00,291 You scarin' the shit out of me, boy. You all right? 1677 01:25:00,358 --> 01:25:01,558 - Good shit. - I got this. 1678 01:25:23,580 --> 01:25:26,750 Y'all were two of my top students, I think. 1679 01:25:26,816 --> 01:25:28,252 Oh, no, that was two other students. 1680 01:25:28,319 --> 01:25:29,987 But at the end of the day, it don't matter. 1681 01:25:30,054 --> 01:25:33,090 This shit is, like, beyond me. 1682 01:25:34,891 --> 01:25:36,860 Not Beyond Meat, like the fake meat, 1683 01:25:36,927 --> 01:25:38,828 but beyond me, like... 1684 01:25:38,896 --> 01:25:42,632 Who does that? Where do they do that at? 1685 01:25:42,699 --> 01:25:46,703 Y'all out here forty-two fakin' for the bacon. 1686 01:25:46,770 --> 01:25:48,139 You understand what I'm sayin'? 1687 01:25:51,808 --> 01:25:54,979 - God, this is the most depressing shit ever. 1688 01:25:55,046 --> 01:25:57,048 Oh, wait, fuck me. 1689 01:25:58,315 --> 01:26:00,317 Idiot. Idiot! 1690 01:26:00,384 --> 01:26:03,020 - She's still laughing because of the last laugh. 1691 01:26:03,087 --> 01:26:05,189 No! Fuck! 1692 01:26:08,092 --> 01:26:09,793 Cut, cut. 1693 01:26:12,897 --> 01:26:14,298 Hey, guys. 1694 01:26:14,365 --> 01:26:16,566 Hey, guys. Hi. 1695 01:26:17,801 --> 01:26:19,970 Hey, guys. Sorry. 1696 01:26:37,654 --> 01:26:39,557 You look like you yodel. 1697 01:26:39,622 --> 01:26:42,159 You look super religious. 1698 01:26:47,965 --> 01:26:49,833 Get fucked, Janice. 1699 01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:51,535 Get railed, Janice. 1700 01:26:51,601 --> 01:26:52,970 Eat a dick, Janice. 1701 01:26:56,207 --> 01:26:58,842 God, what is happening to this country? 1702 01:26:58,909 --> 01:27:00,710 - Why? - Why? 1703 01:27:00,777 --> 01:27:03,114 This is not the Viking way! 1704 01:27:05,983 --> 01:27:08,285 How old are you? I put whiskey in that. 1705 01:27:18,963 --> 01:27:21,865 Actually dealin' with the "D" word. 1706 01:27:21,932 --> 01:27:23,700 - Death. - No. 1707 01:27:23,766 --> 01:27:25,236 - Dinosaurs. - No. 1708 01:27:25,302 --> 01:27:26,636 - Depression? - If you don't... 1709 01:27:26,703 --> 01:27:28,638 Deez nuts!