1 00:01:48,110 --> 00:01:51,739 My name is Boy, and welcome to my interesting world. 2 00:01:52,950 --> 00:01:55,235 My favourite person is Michael Jackson. 3 00:01:55,270 --> 00:01:57,910 He is the best singer and dancer in the world. 4 00:01:57,945 --> 00:02:00,550 Last month he put out a record called 'Thriller'. 5 00:02:00,585 --> 00:02:02,035 It sold a gazillion copies 6 00:02:02,070 --> 00:02:05,550 and now he lives in a castle with a snake and a monkey. 7 00:02:05,585 --> 00:02:08,867 He is so famous that you can even see him in the stars. 8 00:02:08,902 --> 00:02:12,150 I live in a white house with my nanny and my cousins... 9 00:02:12,185 --> 00:02:16,750 Hucks, Kiko, Miria, Chay and Kelly. 10 00:02:16,785 --> 00:02:19,315 I have a pet goat called Leaf. 11 00:02:19,350 --> 00:02:22,870 I also have a six-year-old brother called Rocky. 12 00:02:22,905 --> 00:02:25,987 - (PEOPLE JEER) Loser! 13 00:02:26,022 --> 00:02:29,726 He thinks he's got powers. 14 00:02:29,761 --> 00:02:33,430 - (BANG!) - (PEOPLE SCREAM) 15 00:02:33,465 --> 00:02:35,882 He doesn't. 16 00:02:35,917 --> 00:02:38,299 Bye-bye. 17 00:02:40,710 --> 00:02:43,870 Yesterday my nan went away to a funeral. 18 00:02:43,905 --> 00:02:47,030 While she's gone I'm in charge of the house. 19 00:02:48,950 --> 00:02:51,675 I go to Raukokore School. 20 00:02:51,710 --> 00:02:54,950 I have many favourite subjects, 21 00:02:54,985 --> 00:02:56,950 including art... 22 00:02:57,990 --> 00:03:00,355 social study... 23 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:02,195 and Michael Jackson. 24 00:03:02,230 --> 00:03:05,106 My friends are Dallas and her sister Dynasty. 25 00:03:05,141 --> 00:03:07,983 They also have a sister called Falcon Crest. 26 00:03:08,990 --> 00:03:12,290 Dynasty is the only girl around here with a job. 27 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:15,590 She does after-school gardening work for her dad. 28 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:18,630 Aunty Gracey is my mum's sister. 29 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:20,870 She has lots of jobs. 30 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:24,315 She's the tennis coach, 31 00:03:24,350 --> 00:03:27,470 the mailman, the school bus driver 32 00:03:27,505 --> 00:03:29,395 and she runs the local shop. 33 00:03:29,430 --> 00:03:33,110 Aunty, can I have a free iceblock, please? 34 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:36,475 My real name is Alamein. 35 00:03:36,510 --> 00:03:39,270 I'm named after my dad and he's named after some place 36 00:03:39,305 --> 00:03:42,030 where the Maori battalion fought during World War II. 37 00:03:42,065 --> 00:03:43,475 Dad's brothers and sisters 38 00:03:43,510 --> 00:03:47,139 are Faenza, Tunisia, Libya and Michael Jackson. 39 00:03:48,230 --> 00:03:51,530 My dad's not here right now. He's a busy man. 40 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,830 He's a master carver, deep-sea treasure diver, 41 00:03:54,865 --> 00:03:57,275 the captain of the rugby team 42 00:03:57,310 --> 00:04:01,030 and he holds the record for punching out the most people with one hand. 43 00:04:01,065 --> 00:04:05,899 When he comes home he's taking me to see Michael Jackson live. 44 00:04:06,910 --> 00:04:08,901 The end. 45 00:04:13,790 --> 00:04:15,195 Thank you, Boy. 46 00:04:15,230 --> 00:04:17,698 Tane, your turn. Get up there. 47 00:04:19,990 --> 00:04:21,755 My name is Tane... 48 00:04:21,790 --> 00:04:24,515 Young man, you're a liar. Your dad's not overseas. 49 00:04:24,550 --> 00:04:27,550 - He's in jail for robbery. - Shut up, Kingi. You don't know. 50 00:04:27,585 --> 00:04:29,590 Yes, he's in the same cell block as my dad. 51 00:04:29,625 --> 00:04:31,275 Not anymore. He escaped. 52 00:04:31,310 --> 00:04:33,950 - How? - He dug a hole underneath the fence. 53 00:04:33,985 --> 00:04:35,550 - With what? - A spoon. 54 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:39,395 What about the guards? 55 00:04:39,430 --> 00:04:41,905 - Aarggh! He wasted them. 56 00:04:41,940 --> 00:04:44,381 With the spoon. - Aarggh! 57 00:04:50,510 --> 00:04:53,830 - Bullshit. - Shut up, Kingi, you don't know. 58 00:04:56,162 --> 00:04:59,236 (WHISPERS) Look at me. 59 00:04:59,271 --> 00:05:02,366 Look at me. Look at me. 60 00:05:02,401 --> 00:05:05,461 Look at me. Look at me. 61 00:05:30,270 --> 00:05:33,710 Look at me. Look at me. 62 00:05:33,745 --> 00:05:35,195 Look at me. 63 00:05:35,230 --> 00:05:37,395 Go and talk to her, bro. 64 00:05:37,430 --> 00:05:39,510 A man needs to tell a woman how he feels. 65 00:05:39,545 --> 00:05:41,395 I don't want to talk to her. 66 00:05:41,430 --> 00:05:44,310 Tane would. He'd probably French kiss her too. 67 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:45,910 You French kiss all the girls, eh, bro? 68 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:47,115 Pretty much. 69 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:48,430 Not all the girls. 70 00:05:48,465 --> 00:05:49,675 Well, here's my trick. 71 00:05:49,710 --> 00:05:51,515 I tell the girls that I'm afraid of undies 72 00:05:51,550 --> 00:05:54,190 and when they want me to go away, they show me their undies. 73 00:05:55,190 --> 00:05:57,067 Act cool. Act cool. Here she comes. 74 00:06:02,270 --> 00:06:04,465 (WHISPERS) Go do something. 75 00:06:06,910 --> 00:06:13,349 Hey, Chardonnay, want to see some Michael Jackson dance moves? 76 00:06:44,230 --> 00:06:46,698 He did those moves at the Grammys. 77 00:06:51,190 --> 00:06:53,350 Al, the boy's afraid of undies. 78 00:06:54,990 --> 00:06:58,510 Nits, nits, nits, nits, nits. 79 00:06:58,545 --> 00:07:00,275 Who here has had nits? 80 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:02,699 - (ALL SPEAK INDISTINCTLY) - Oi, shut up. 81 00:07:04,270 --> 00:07:07,270 Now, who knows what disease this sheep has got? 82 00:07:07,305 --> 00:07:08,995 AIDS. 83 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:10,715 - Not AIDS, you dork. - (ALL LAUGH) 84 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:14,170 Yes, because it looks like Murray and he's got AIDS. 85 00:07:14,205 --> 00:07:17,590 Don't be stupid. Kids can't get AIDS... only gays. 86 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:19,230 He's a gay. He goes out with Boy. 87 00:07:19,265 --> 00:07:20,395 Shut up, Kingi. 88 00:07:20,430 --> 00:07:23,150 Ohh! What are you gonna do? Get your brother on me or something? 89 00:07:23,185 --> 00:07:26,075 That picture looks like Kingi's undies 90 00:07:26,110 --> 00:07:29,110 when he shat his pants on sports day, remember? 91 00:07:29,145 --> 00:07:30,747 - Fuck up, Boy. - You fuck up. 92 00:07:30,782 --> 00:07:32,350 - You fuck up. - You fuck up. 93 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:33,515 - Fuck up. - Hey! 94 00:07:33,550 --> 00:07:36,269 Both of you fuck up or I'll send you to the principal! 95 00:07:40,630 --> 00:07:42,830 Now, who's heard of the plague? 96 00:07:42,865 --> 00:07:45,150 You. Your mum had it. 97 00:07:45,185 --> 00:07:46,742 Fuck you! 98 00:07:49,430 --> 00:07:51,115 Hey, you bloody kids, cut it out! 99 00:07:51,150 --> 00:07:54,310 Simon says touch your nose. Move your bloody arse. 100 00:07:54,345 --> 00:07:57,620 Now get all your crayons. (SPEAKS MAORI) 101 00:07:59,790 --> 00:08:02,384 School's finished! 102 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:09,065 Oi. 103 00:08:10,910 --> 00:08:12,395 You alright, Boy? 104 00:08:12,430 --> 00:08:13,835 You want to talk about it? 105 00:08:13,870 --> 00:08:17,270 He made fun of my mum. He's a dickhead. 106 00:08:17,305 --> 00:08:18,875 It's just words, Boy. 107 00:08:18,910 --> 00:08:20,870 People call me a dumb honky all the time. 108 00:08:20,905 --> 00:08:22,315 I don't go around punching them out. 109 00:08:22,350 --> 00:08:25,230 - Why not? - Because they're usually children. 110 00:08:25,265 --> 00:08:28,235 That was a good speech you did. 111 00:08:28,270 --> 00:08:30,510 Looks like we might have an orator on our hands, eh? 112 00:08:30,545 --> 00:08:32,675 - What's that? - (SPEAKS MAORI) 113 00:08:32,710 --> 00:08:35,155 Oh, yeah, my dad was good at that. 114 00:08:35,190 --> 00:08:38,030 Yeah, I went to school with him. Yeah, he was a good student. 115 00:08:38,065 --> 00:08:40,783 Like you, full of potential. 116 00:08:42,950 --> 00:08:45,515 Finish to the end here and go home, eh? 117 00:08:45,550 --> 00:08:50,750 Hey, Mr. Langston, what does that word mean... 118 00:08:50,785 --> 00:08:52,069 'potential'? 119 00:08:53,990 --> 00:08:57,390 Ah, it's 3:30, mate... I'm off duty. 120 00:08:57,425 --> 00:08:59,346 You have a good holiday, eh. 121 00:09:12,350 --> 00:09:15,470 Touch my brother again and I'll kick both your nuts off. 122 00:09:15,505 --> 00:09:18,510 Then you'll have none. OK? 123 00:09:18,545 --> 00:09:21,502 - OK? - OK. 124 00:09:38,590 --> 00:09:39,818 Oh, man. 125 00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:07,870 This one has all got magic powers, 126 00:10:07,905 --> 00:10:10,547 this fella can jump real high, 127 00:10:10,582 --> 00:10:13,166 this fella can run real fast, 128 00:10:13,201 --> 00:10:15,715 this fella can blow things up 129 00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:17,741 and this fella can turn invisible. 130 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:26,150 Rocky, you have to come home. 131 00:10:26,185 --> 00:10:28,915 But I'm drawing. 132 00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:33,590 Hurry up, fool. I got better things to do than this. 133 00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:35,355 Finish it off later. 134 00:10:35,390 --> 00:10:39,670 Bloody hell, you're a nuisance. Making me walk all the way down here. 135 00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:41,149 Bye, Mum. 136 00:10:57,870 --> 00:11:02,470 I want you to stop hanging around down there. It's creepy. 137 00:11:02,505 --> 00:11:04,790 And stop being so weird. 138 00:11:04,825 --> 00:11:07,287 Hurry up, egg. 139 00:11:07,322 --> 00:11:09,715 Bloody egg. 140 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:12,350 What are you? An egg. 141 00:11:12,385 --> 00:11:13,755 Rotten egg. 142 00:11:13,790 --> 00:11:18,670 Scrambled egg. Boiled egg. Poached egg. 143 00:11:18,705 --> 00:11:20,183 Bloody hell. 144 00:11:42,670 --> 00:11:44,315 Crayfish again. 145 00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:57,915 So if you fellas live in the middle, 146 00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,870 may as well stay home because no bloody good anywhere else. 147 00:12:03,510 --> 00:12:05,990 What do you want to do, eh, Leaf? 148 00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:08,435 We might as well just stay here, eh? 149 00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:13,630 Oh, man, had a massive day at school today. 150 00:12:13,665 --> 00:12:16,987 There was a big-ass rumble at school. 151 00:12:17,022 --> 00:12:20,046 Most of the children were involved. 152 00:12:20,081 --> 00:12:23,070 I wasn't, because I'm a good boy. 153 00:12:23,105 --> 00:12:24,955 I don't like fighting, eh. 154 00:12:24,990 --> 00:12:28,750 Far, lots of things happened, but what else? 155 00:12:28,785 --> 00:12:32,475 Oh, yeah. I seen my girlfriend, Chardonnay. 156 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:37,550 She invited me back to her house and we had McDonald's to eat. 157 00:12:37,585 --> 00:12:39,395 It was yum. 158 00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:45,070 Why do you like to eat other people's rubbish, eh, Leaf? 159 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:51,502 Storm's coming. 160 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:38,670 Who are you? 161 00:13:38,705 --> 00:13:40,595 Boy. 162 00:13:40,630 --> 00:13:41,770 What boy? 163 00:13:41,805 --> 00:13:43,717 Alamein. 164 00:13:43,752 --> 00:13:45,811 Alamein. 165 00:13:45,846 --> 00:13:47,835 Yeah. 166 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:51,470 Alright, I'm your dad. 167 00:13:51,505 --> 00:13:54,475 Oh! Hey, Dad. 168 00:13:54,510 --> 00:13:55,995 - Hey. - Welcome back. 169 00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:58,990 - Good to see you. - Good to see you. 170 00:13:59,025 --> 00:14:00,755 How's it been going? 171 00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:02,430 Good. How's it been going with you? 172 00:14:02,465 --> 00:14:04,587 (CHORTLES) Good. 173 00:14:04,622 --> 00:14:06,675 Now, where's Mum? 174 00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:08,790 My mum, you know, your nanny? 175 00:14:08,825 --> 00:14:10,787 Oh, she's not here at the moment. 176 00:14:10,822 --> 00:14:12,750 She's at a tangi down Wellington. 177 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,755 Someone passed away. 178 00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:16,985 - When's she getting back? - Sometime next week. 179 00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:24,580 Rocky, come over here. Meet Dad. 180 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:33,555 Dad, this is Rocky. Rocky, this is Dad. 181 00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:36,710 Yeah, how are you, Rocky? Good to see you, man. 182 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,155 Too much. 183 00:14:38,190 --> 00:14:40,230 Say hello, egg. 184 00:14:40,265 --> 00:14:42,235 Hello, egg. 185 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,475 That's Kelly. 186 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:49,030 Yeah, niece, I'm your uncle... Alamein. 187 00:14:49,065 --> 00:14:51,498 Oh, great. Another one. 188 00:14:53,070 --> 00:14:56,835 Well, these are my mates Juju and Chuppa. 189 00:14:56,870 --> 00:14:59,100 How are you doing? They're basically your uncles. 190 00:15:07,910 --> 00:15:09,628 So, you guys want a cup of tea? 191 00:15:11,230 --> 00:15:14,745 Oh, yeah. Yeah, a cup of tea sounds good. 192 00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,941 So, you fellas want to come inside? 193 00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:27,915 Yeah. 194 00:15:27,950 --> 00:15:29,435 - Yeah. - Yeah. 195 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,301 Yeah, let's do that. 196 00:15:42,470 --> 00:15:44,430 Seen 'E.T.' yet, the movie? 197 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,590 No. What's it about? 198 00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:47,955 Spaceman. 199 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,750 Oh, space kid, really. 200 00:15:49,785 --> 00:15:51,475 He gets trapped on Earth 201 00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:54,582 and him and this kid fly around everywhere on a bicycle. 202 00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:57,827 I seen it four times. 203 00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:02,308 (SIGHS) Nice house, bro. 204 00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:07,070 - It's a shithole. - Oh, yeah. 205 00:16:07,105 --> 00:16:08,555 Oh, I don't know, bro. 206 00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:11,990 These old houses are made of native timber... expensive stuff. 207 00:16:12,025 --> 00:16:14,235 Not many people know that, eh? 208 00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:18,030 I mean, these door handles are made of copper. Yeah, yeah. 209 00:16:18,065 --> 00:16:19,675 Yeah, if I was a thief, 210 00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:22,150 the first thing I'd do is I'd take all the copper 211 00:16:22,185 --> 00:16:24,784 and I'd melt it down in a furnace or a fire 212 00:16:24,819 --> 00:16:27,383 and then sell it to a copper dealer, eh. 213 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:34,110 Alright then, I guess it's time for presents. 214 00:16:34,145 --> 00:16:36,950 Go on, boys, go get them presents. 215 00:16:36,985 --> 00:16:39,075 What presents? 216 00:16:39,110 --> 00:16:41,180 - The stuff from the car. - Oh, yeah. 217 00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:00,542 I might go give them a hand. 218 00:17:03,670 --> 00:17:06,910 Hey, real milk! 219 00:17:06,945 --> 00:17:09,708 A new TV! 220 00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:13,675 Eh? 221 00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:16,144 Oh, thank you. 222 00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:08,610 - Here, you can have the rest. - Oh, thanks, Dad. 223 00:18:08,645 --> 00:18:11,710 Now, don't go burning your eyes out or anything. 224 00:18:11,745 --> 00:18:13,075 Share them with him too. 225 00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:17,710 - You know this used to be my room? - Yeah. 226 00:18:17,745 --> 00:18:19,555 Oh, well, you can still use it. 227 00:18:19,590 --> 00:18:22,070 I'll sleep in the garage with my mates. 228 00:18:22,105 --> 00:18:23,628 Not a problem. 229 00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:28,550 Wow, look at that mop of hair you've got. 230 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:31,163 I should cut your hair one day. 231 00:18:31,198 --> 00:18:33,742 Make you look like this fella. 232 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,021 I've seen 'Thriller' 10 times. 233 00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:46,183 I did that. 234 00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:53,310 Don't get into the Nazi stuff. 235 00:18:53,345 --> 00:18:54,395 Night. 236 00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:55,990 Night, Dad. 237 00:18:57,550 --> 00:19:00,210 - How long is he here for? - Don't know. 238 00:19:00,245 --> 00:19:02,870 But we're leaving with him when he goes. 239 00:19:02,905 --> 00:19:04,555 Why? 240 00:19:04,590 --> 00:19:07,150 Because that's the way families work, egg. 241 00:19:07,185 --> 00:19:08,670 Is he the same as before? 242 00:19:08,705 --> 00:19:09,995 Yeah, better. 243 00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:13,390 Do you think he remembers me? 244 00:19:13,425 --> 00:19:15,635 Yeah, of course, man. 245 00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:17,995 - From when I was being born? - Yep. 246 00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:20,788 - I don't remember it. - No, of course you don't. 247 00:19:20,823 --> 00:19:23,547 You were just a little baby and you still are. 248 00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:28,490 What was she like? 249 00:19:28,525 --> 00:19:30,515 Not this again. 250 00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:33,950 Well, she was pretty. She was a good singer. 251 00:19:33,985 --> 00:19:36,827 And her and Dad were always laughing. 252 00:19:36,862 --> 00:19:39,635 - How did they meet? - At the beach. 253 00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:43,230 She was swimming and Dad saved her from drowning. 254 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,387 And then he did a carving of her. 255 00:19:45,422 --> 00:19:47,866 And then they had babies... us. 256 00:19:47,901 --> 00:19:50,275 And he can do heaps of cool stuff. 257 00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:52,830 He can dance as good as Michael Jackson. 258 00:19:52,865 --> 00:19:55,195 And once, when he was a soldier, 259 00:19:55,230 --> 00:19:57,355 all these commies pinned him down to the ground, 260 00:19:57,390 --> 00:20:01,110 so he leapt out of his foxhole and just did this meanest haka 261 00:20:01,145 --> 00:20:03,915 and all them commies got scared and ran away. 262 00:20:03,950 --> 00:20:08,630 - And was he a soldier? - Hell, yeah! He's a war hero. 263 00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:11,944 He's even got a green beret. 264 00:20:11,979 --> 00:20:15,223 - What's that? - A type of hat. 265 00:20:16,990 --> 00:20:19,275 Shh. Look. Look. 266 00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:22,700 There's that mental fella. 267 00:20:25,830 --> 00:20:27,590 Hey, weirdo! 268 00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:29,435 Hey! 269 00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:30,635 Come on, Rocky, get him. 270 00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:32,547 - Aarggh! - Get out of here, you weirdo. 271 00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:37,990 - Did you get him, Rocky? - No. 272 00:20:38,025 --> 00:20:39,867 Typical, egg. 273 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:56,825 Not too hard. 274 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:23,308 What's the Crazy Horses? 275 00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:28,390 It's my gang. I'm the president and founding member. 276 00:21:28,425 --> 00:21:31,109 Yeah. Crazy Horses. (NEIGHS) 277 00:21:32,110 --> 00:21:33,555 That's our sign. 278 00:21:33,590 --> 00:21:35,630 It would've been that, but it was taken. 279 00:21:35,665 --> 00:21:37,247 We're renegades. 280 00:21:37,282 --> 00:21:38,829 What's those? 281 00:21:40,470 --> 00:21:43,223 Someone who lives outside the law, but they're still cool. 282 00:21:44,510 --> 00:21:46,475 Like the A-Team or the Hulk. 283 00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:49,183 Gee, even these samurais... they're the meanest renegades. 284 00:21:50,470 --> 00:21:53,350 - Hey, whose is this mean carving? - Oh, mine. 285 00:21:53,385 --> 00:21:56,547 Yeah. Looks just like E.T. 286 00:21:57,790 --> 00:22:00,830 It's based on one of yours, but it ain't finished yet. 287 00:22:00,865 --> 00:22:03,347 Yeah, I know, 'cause you ain't done the eyes. 288 00:22:03,382 --> 00:22:05,830 That's the last thing you do... them eyes. 289 00:22:05,865 --> 00:22:07,355 Do you still carve? 290 00:22:07,390 --> 00:22:09,745 Nup. I ain't got time for that. 291 00:22:12,910 --> 00:22:14,787 (SIGHS) I'm a busy man. 292 00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:23,875 Mmm. 293 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:26,235 (CALLS) Oh, Rocky! 294 00:22:26,270 --> 00:22:27,942 Hey, where you skating off to? 295 00:22:30,710 --> 00:22:32,302 What's that supposed to mean? 296 00:22:39,550 --> 00:22:41,427 What's wrong with him? 297 00:22:44,070 --> 00:22:46,070 You want to go for a ride in my car? 298 00:22:46,105 --> 00:22:47,727 Yeah. 299 00:22:47,762 --> 00:22:49,295 Cool. 300 00:22:49,330 --> 00:22:50,829 Let's go. 301 00:23:14,790 --> 00:23:16,303 - Far! - (GASPS) 302 00:23:30,590 --> 00:23:32,342 Phwoar! Mean car. 303 00:23:35,470 --> 00:23:36,595 Hey, Uncle. 304 00:23:36,630 --> 00:23:38,525 Who's this, then? 305 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,420 Mouldy Smith. 306 00:23:47,630 --> 00:23:50,588 Well, see you at home, then, eh? 307 00:23:51,750 --> 00:23:53,915 What? Are you going? Can I come? 308 00:23:53,950 --> 00:23:56,750 Oh, I'm busy. I've got a few things to take care of. 309 00:23:56,785 --> 00:23:58,790 You hang out here with your mates, man. 310 00:23:58,825 --> 00:24:00,835 Dukes of Hazard. 311 00:24:18,310 --> 00:24:20,028 Hmph! 312 00:24:28,670 --> 00:24:30,430 So he finally came home, eh? 313 00:24:30,465 --> 00:24:32,167 How long's he here for? 314 00:24:32,202 --> 00:24:33,870 Don't know. Not long. 315 00:24:33,905 --> 00:24:35,355 That'd be right. 316 00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:37,569 Has he been to see your mum yet? 317 00:24:37,604 --> 00:24:39,749 - Nah, not yet. - Fucking typical! 318 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,350 Hey, Aunty, can I have an iceblock, please? 319 00:24:43,385 --> 00:24:44,795 No! 320 00:24:44,830 --> 00:24:47,310 - Oh, it's not fair. - Get a job, man. 321 00:24:47,345 --> 00:24:49,470 Oh, there's none left. 322 00:24:49,505 --> 00:24:51,142 You got them all! 323 00:25:06,150 --> 00:25:09,146 - Boy, can I have a go with one? - Can't. 324 00:25:09,181 --> 00:25:12,142 Saving them for a special occasion. 325 00:25:16,670 --> 00:25:18,270 Hey, was that your dad? 326 00:25:18,305 --> 00:25:19,795 Yep. 327 00:25:19,830 --> 00:25:21,627 Oh, he's got a premo car. 328 00:25:33,910 --> 00:25:35,515 How long's he staying for? 329 00:25:35,550 --> 00:25:38,750 Not long. But we're gonna be moving pretty soon. 330 00:25:38,785 --> 00:25:40,195 Where to? 331 00:25:40,230 --> 00:25:43,710 Don't know. Probably just cruise around in his mean-ass car. 332 00:25:43,745 --> 00:25:45,915 Hey, you guys, I just did a massive shit in there. 333 00:25:45,950 --> 00:25:48,828 - You should go and check it out. - Oh, yeah. I'll check that out! 334 00:25:50,230 --> 00:25:53,315 - Don't touch, Falcon. - I want the lollies. 335 00:25:53,350 --> 00:25:56,470 They're lollies for adults, not for children, Falcon. Pest! 336 00:25:56,505 --> 00:25:58,595 Wow! What a mean one, Dally. 337 00:25:58,630 --> 00:26:00,666 Alright, we're finished. Let's go. 338 00:26:09,270 --> 00:26:10,749 Tip! 339 00:26:29,230 --> 00:26:32,470 Hey, weirdo, do you live here? 340 00:26:32,505 --> 00:26:34,475 Shh! 341 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:37,310 (WHISPERS) Why do we have to whisper? 342 00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:40,110 Because it's dangerous on the river. 343 00:26:40,145 --> 00:26:41,702 Sorry. 344 00:26:42,870 --> 00:26:45,430 I live here with my mum. 345 00:26:45,465 --> 00:26:47,346 My mum's dead. 346 00:26:47,381 --> 00:26:49,227 I killed her. 347 00:26:51,830 --> 00:26:53,866 Do you have any friends? 348 00:26:57,790 --> 00:27:00,570 - Do you have a brother? - No. 349 00:27:00,605 --> 00:27:03,077 I've got a brother. He's cool. 350 00:27:03,112 --> 00:27:05,550 He's hanging out with our dad. 351 00:27:05,585 --> 00:27:08,550 - What's he like? - Loud. 352 00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:20,550 Sorry. I think I did that. 353 00:27:20,585 --> 00:27:21,755 Hey? 354 00:27:21,790 --> 00:27:25,710 I think I made you fall over. Sorry. 355 00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:29,630 I have to watch out for my powers. 356 00:27:29,665 --> 00:27:31,075 They're too dangerous. 357 00:27:31,110 --> 00:27:33,624 My brother says that's how my mum died. 358 00:27:34,950 --> 00:27:37,550 'Cause of my powers were too strong 359 00:27:37,585 --> 00:27:39,381 when I was getting born. 360 00:27:40,430 --> 00:27:42,670 You gotta use them to do good, eh? 361 00:27:42,705 --> 00:27:44,945 Just like in the comic books. 362 00:27:49,350 --> 00:27:51,110 What are we looking for? 363 00:27:51,145 --> 00:27:52,748 Anything. 364 00:27:56,070 --> 00:27:57,915 Quick! Here they come. Here come the cops! 365 00:27:57,950 --> 00:28:00,750 Quick! Quick! Here! Here! Alright. Where am I? Here. Here. 366 00:28:00,785 --> 00:28:02,195 Dig. (GRUNTS) 367 00:28:02,230 --> 00:28:04,270 - Forget it, man. - Something here. It's right here. 368 00:28:04,305 --> 00:28:05,830 That's where it is. 369 00:28:05,865 --> 00:28:07,275 Not there. 370 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:10,110 So, I mean... I would've... I would've run further than that. 371 00:28:10,145 --> 00:28:12,795 - (SIGHS) I thought you knew, man. - I do. 372 00:28:12,830 --> 00:28:15,275 It's a certain number of steps from the post. 373 00:28:15,310 --> 00:28:17,630 I just can't remember the exact number of steps... 374 00:28:17,665 --> 00:28:19,395 - (SIGHS) - ... or the post. 375 00:28:19,430 --> 00:28:21,550 If we're digging here, why didn't you draw a map? 376 00:28:21,585 --> 00:28:23,567 I was in a hurry. Cops were right behind me. 377 00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:25,616 I don't have time to start drawing maps. 378 00:28:25,651 --> 00:28:27,595 Let's just get a tractor and dig it up, man. 379 00:28:27,630 --> 00:28:30,230 Yeah, if I want to dig holes all day, I would've stayed in jail. 380 00:28:30,265 --> 00:28:32,830 You know what... I'm fucking sick of this shit from you pricks. 381 00:28:32,865 --> 00:28:34,315 I'm making history here. 382 00:28:34,350 --> 00:28:37,070 They're gonna write about me. You can say, "I was part of that." 383 00:28:37,105 --> 00:28:39,550 Want to be part of it or not? If not, piss off. 384 00:28:39,585 --> 00:28:41,630 - Yeah, I want to be part of it. - Hey, Dad. 385 00:28:41,665 --> 00:28:43,567 Hey, Uncle! 386 00:28:43,602 --> 00:28:45,435 - Wave. - Hey. 387 00:28:45,470 --> 00:28:47,070 What are you looking for? 388 00:28:47,105 --> 00:28:48,726 Something. 389 00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:50,348 What? Worms? 390 00:28:51,710 --> 00:28:53,189 Treasure. 391 00:28:55,310 --> 00:28:57,470 We're looking for a package, OK? It's about this big. 392 00:28:57,505 --> 00:28:59,745 Yep. Covered in plastic. 393 00:29:02,390 --> 00:29:04,030 When you find it... 394 00:29:07,790 --> 00:29:10,750 Hey, Dad. Do you know what 'potential' means? 395 00:29:10,785 --> 00:29:12,407 - What? - Mr. Langston says it. 396 00:29:12,442 --> 00:29:14,030 Oi! Cut it out, you pricks! 397 00:29:14,065 --> 00:29:15,827 Quit pissing around. 398 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:21,310 Dad, what are you gonna do with the money? 399 00:29:21,345 --> 00:29:23,647 I don't know. What do you reckon? 400 00:29:23,682 --> 00:29:25,950 You should buy a big-ass house. 401 00:29:25,985 --> 00:29:27,395 Mmm. Maybe I should. 402 00:29:27,430 --> 00:29:30,270 Maybe I should buy me a dolphin too, ride around on him all day. 403 00:29:30,305 --> 00:29:32,387 You can have one too. And Rocky. 404 00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:34,470 Yeah, all three of us on dolphins... 405 00:29:34,505 --> 00:29:36,367 that go anywhere... 406 00:29:36,402 --> 00:29:38,230 do what we want... 407 00:29:38,265 --> 00:29:39,948 be anyone. 408 00:29:41,790 --> 00:29:43,269 Dad... 409 00:29:44,270 --> 00:29:45,988 look at this. 410 00:29:47,110 --> 00:29:49,270 Oi! Where'd you get this? Give it here. 411 00:29:49,305 --> 00:29:51,167 - Oh. - Where'd you get it? 412 00:29:51,202 --> 00:29:53,536 - Oh, I found it. - Where? 413 00:29:53,571 --> 00:29:55,835 On the side of the road. 414 00:29:55,870 --> 00:29:57,950 Hey, you make sure you find any more of this, 415 00:29:57,985 --> 00:29:59,463 you bring it straight to me, eh? 416 00:30:03,710 --> 00:30:05,905 Straight to me. OK? 417 00:30:08,990 --> 00:30:11,630 (CALLS) Boy! Quick! Nan's on the phone! 418 00:30:11,665 --> 00:30:13,127 Keep digging! 419 00:30:13,162 --> 00:30:14,589 Where's he going? 420 00:30:20,070 --> 00:30:23,150 It's not really a gang. There's only three of them. 421 00:30:23,185 --> 00:30:24,275 Hey! 422 00:30:24,310 --> 00:30:26,310 Mum, it's me... Alamein. 423 00:30:26,345 --> 00:30:28,087 I'm good. I'm home. 424 00:30:28,122 --> 00:30:29,795 Well, how are you? 425 00:30:29,830 --> 00:30:31,795 Yeah, I got you a present. 426 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,061 It's a type of oven. Only rich people have them. 427 00:30:36,070 --> 00:30:38,425 Uh, when you getting home? There's all these kids here. 428 00:30:40,030 --> 00:30:41,670 Yeah, we're getting on great. 429 00:30:41,705 --> 00:30:43,342 Hey, um... 430 00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:46,830 Uh, do you think I could borrow some money? 431 00:30:46,865 --> 00:30:48,866 I'm just a bit broke at the moment. 432 00:30:50,270 --> 00:30:51,835 Oh, it's not fair, man. 433 00:30:51,870 --> 00:30:53,861 These kids get more than we ever got. 434 00:30:54,870 --> 00:30:56,910 Oh, I know it's not a competition. 435 00:30:56,945 --> 00:30:58,390 Never said it was. 436 00:30:58,425 --> 00:30:59,515 Eh? 437 00:30:59,550 --> 00:31:01,347 - No, you grow up! - (LAUGHS) 438 00:31:02,830 --> 00:31:04,980 I will spend more time with those boys. 439 00:31:08,270 --> 00:31:09,749 Quality time. 440 00:31:30,630 --> 00:31:33,475 Eh, look at the skin under here. 441 00:31:33,510 --> 00:31:36,035 Black as night. You must be part African. 442 00:31:36,070 --> 00:31:39,506 Shit. Everyone will think Michael Jackson moved to town. 443 00:32:05,430 --> 00:32:06,909 Aarggh! 444 00:32:12,270 --> 00:32:13,769 You! Yeah, you. 445 00:32:13,804 --> 00:32:15,269 You stay there. 446 00:32:16,350 --> 00:32:18,261 Is your name Holden? Is it? Yeah? 447 00:32:23,390 --> 00:32:27,668 Picking on my son, are you? Want me to pick on you? 448 00:32:30,390 --> 00:32:34,830 Man, I mean, E.T. is one of the ugliest buggers I've ever seen... 449 00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:37,475 big googly eyes, long neck. 450 00:32:37,510 --> 00:32:41,503 But you know what... on his home planet, he probably looks normal. 451 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:47,339 Hey, what's that kid doing out here? 452 00:32:54,230 --> 00:32:56,235 Rocky... 453 00:32:56,270 --> 00:32:57,749 what are you up to? 454 00:33:00,190 --> 00:33:02,340 Does he actually know how to speak? 455 00:33:03,630 --> 00:33:06,622 Rocky, what are you doing, egg? 456 00:33:07,630 --> 00:33:08,995 Playing. 457 00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:12,739 Well, Rocky, come on, man. We're going to go to the beach. Come with us. 458 00:33:16,910 --> 00:33:18,470 Hurry up, you egg! 459 00:33:18,505 --> 00:33:19,949 Come on. 460 00:33:30,630 --> 00:33:32,075 Cool. 461 00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:34,624 This is good, what we're doing. 462 00:33:35,630 --> 00:33:37,222 Quality time. 463 00:33:46,230 --> 00:33:47,995 Ah, it's nice here. 464 00:33:48,030 --> 00:33:50,464 I like the waves. They're romantic. 465 00:33:51,870 --> 00:33:53,790 Did you and Mum meet here? 466 00:33:53,825 --> 00:33:55,235 Nah. 467 00:33:55,270 --> 00:33:57,827 We met at school when we were kids. 468 00:33:57,862 --> 00:34:00,385 Even then, I knew she was the one. 469 00:34:02,030 --> 00:34:03,915 Why? You got a girlfriend? 470 00:34:03,950 --> 00:34:07,370 Oh, there's this girl that really likes me a lot. 471 00:34:07,405 --> 00:34:10,790 But I don't know if I wanna, you know, get involved. 472 00:34:10,825 --> 00:34:12,235 Mmm. Mmm. 473 00:34:12,270 --> 00:34:14,310 Well, don't get her pregnant. That's all. 474 00:34:14,345 --> 00:34:16,155 - Hey? - It's the number one rule. 475 00:34:16,190 --> 00:34:18,870 Hey, you can show her your dick, feel her tit. 476 00:34:18,905 --> 00:34:21,075 I'd be happy if you just got a hickey. 477 00:34:21,110 --> 00:34:24,390 But don't have a kid, 'cause I don't want to be a koro just yet. 478 00:34:24,425 --> 00:34:26,355 A hickey! 479 00:34:26,390 --> 00:34:28,790 Well, she ain't gonna touch you looking like that, man. 480 00:34:28,825 --> 00:34:31,304 You want to dress up a little, like me. 481 00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:34,590 Can I be on the Crazy Horses one day? 482 00:34:36,070 --> 00:34:38,190 Oh, you're a bit young, man. 483 00:34:38,225 --> 00:34:40,275 It's more of an adult's game 484 00:34:40,310 --> 00:34:43,030 and we don't muck around with toys and games. 485 00:34:43,065 --> 00:34:44,986 Maybe when you're older. 486 00:34:45,990 --> 00:34:48,435 Come on. Gear up. 487 00:34:48,470 --> 00:34:50,461 We're going over the top. 488 00:34:53,510 --> 00:34:55,030 (YELLS) Let's get 'em, man! 489 00:34:55,065 --> 00:34:57,995 - Charge! - Charge! 490 00:34:58,030 --> 00:35:00,988 (IMITATES GUNFIRE) Move, move, move, move, move! 491 00:35:14,350 --> 00:35:15,703 Ohh! 492 00:35:23,325 --> 00:35:25,390 It's buried treasure. 493 00:35:25,425 --> 00:35:26,915 What? 494 00:35:26,950 --> 00:35:28,886 Buried treasure, man. 495 00:35:28,921 --> 00:35:30,822 Like a pirate's treasure. 496 00:35:32,990 --> 00:35:34,435 Like gold? 497 00:35:34,470 --> 00:35:37,395 Yeah, but better... money. 498 00:35:37,430 --> 00:35:39,950 - How much? - About a million dollars. 499 00:35:39,985 --> 00:35:41,607 What happens if we find it? 500 00:35:41,642 --> 00:35:43,195 Then we're out of here! 501 00:35:43,230 --> 00:35:47,510 Buy a house in the city, buy a big car, 502 00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:49,395 buy some dolphins. 503 00:35:49,430 --> 00:35:52,710 Probably dress up in tuxedos all the time too. 504 00:35:52,745 --> 00:35:54,835 I don't wanna go to the city. 505 00:35:54,870 --> 00:35:57,330 I bet ya there's even a swimming pool. 506 00:35:57,365 --> 00:35:59,755 - I can swim in the sea. - Go on, then. 507 00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:03,110 Meanwhile, me and Dad will be relaxing in our swimming pool, 508 00:36:03,145 --> 00:36:05,915 riding dolphins and drinking cocktails. 509 00:36:05,950 --> 00:36:09,022 And you'd better not tell anyone or I'll knock your bloody block off. 510 00:36:28,430 --> 00:36:29,875 This party's dead. 511 00:36:29,910 --> 00:36:32,750 It's not a party, egg. It's a get-together. 512 00:36:32,785 --> 00:36:34,715 There's a difference. 513 00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:37,270 Rightio. If it was a party, you'd know about it. 514 00:36:37,305 --> 00:36:39,386 Whatever. 515 00:36:42,390 --> 00:36:43,730 Rocky... 516 00:36:43,765 --> 00:36:45,035 Oh, see ya. 517 00:36:45,070 --> 00:36:47,590 Hey, you having a good time? 518 00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:49,069 - Yeah. - Yeah? 519 00:36:50,390 --> 00:36:52,858 Yeah, your haircut seems to be a bit of a hit. 520 00:36:54,350 --> 00:36:57,270 - Hey, you want a little sip of beer? - Yeah. 521 00:36:57,305 --> 00:36:58,862 Little one. 522 00:37:00,030 --> 00:37:01,510 Good? 523 00:37:01,545 --> 00:37:02,955 Yep. 524 00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:05,948 11, eh? That's pretty young for your first sip. 525 00:37:07,590 --> 00:37:11,510 Oh, if you find any more of that stuff, bring it to me, eh? 526 00:37:11,545 --> 00:37:12,989 OK. 527 00:37:15,270 --> 00:37:18,899 And can you stop calling me "Dad"? 528 00:37:20,310 --> 00:37:23,268 It sounds weird. Besides, we're more like bros, you and me. 529 00:37:25,350 --> 00:37:27,989 - Then what shall I call you? - I don't know. What do you reckon? 530 00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:32,703 - Alamein? - Maybe. 531 00:37:34,430 --> 00:37:37,690 What about 'Shogun'? I like that. 532 00:37:37,725 --> 00:37:40,950 - What's Shogun? - Samurai master. 533 00:37:40,985 --> 00:37:42,635 Like a commander. 534 00:37:42,670 --> 00:37:45,670 - He rules the samurais. - Like ariki. 535 00:37:45,705 --> 00:37:47,430 Yeah, but he's a samurai. 536 00:37:47,465 --> 00:37:48,909 Samurais are better. 537 00:37:51,950 --> 00:37:53,395 Shogun. 538 00:37:53,430 --> 00:37:55,227 Yeah. Oh, that sounds good! 539 00:37:56,550 --> 00:37:58,115 So what should we call me? 540 00:37:58,150 --> 00:38:00,948 I don't know. 'Little shogun'? That'd be funny. 541 00:38:11,710 --> 00:38:13,189 Hey, Boy. 542 00:38:14,190 --> 00:38:15,835 Oh, hi, Al. 543 00:38:15,870 --> 00:38:17,515 Hey, boys! 544 00:38:17,550 --> 00:38:19,390 Come in. Come in. Here, have a seat. 545 00:38:19,425 --> 00:38:21,230 - Go on. Sit down. - Thank you, Uncle. 546 00:38:21,265 --> 00:38:23,966 Nah, nah, nah. Call me Shogun. 547 00:38:30,510 --> 00:38:32,023 This is a party! 548 00:38:35,190 --> 00:38:38,350 Oi, why aren't you out there making friends? 549 00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:39,915 We don't know no-one, man. 550 00:38:39,950 --> 00:38:42,030 (MOCKINGLY) "Don't know no-one, man." 551 00:38:42,065 --> 00:38:44,030 Hey, learn how to speak! 552 00:38:44,065 --> 00:38:46,066 - (LAUGHS) - (LAUGHS) 553 00:38:47,070 --> 00:38:50,115 Boy, you didn't make dinner. We're hungry! 554 00:38:50,150 --> 00:38:52,789 Do I look like your bloody mother? Make your own. 555 00:38:55,790 --> 00:38:58,509 Piss off, will ya? I'm sick of you kids hassling me. 556 00:39:01,910 --> 00:39:04,630 Chill out, man. Chill out, man. It's a party. 557 00:39:04,665 --> 00:39:06,075 - Eh? - Chill out. 558 00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:07,828 Oh, too slow, you old man. 559 00:39:10,470 --> 00:39:11,949 Hey! Come over here. 560 00:39:15,230 --> 00:39:18,150 Here's a real man, right here. This is a real man. 561 00:39:18,185 --> 00:39:20,035 Not like you two eggs. 562 00:39:20,070 --> 00:39:22,630 Hey, my son. My best friend. 563 00:39:22,665 --> 00:39:24,075 My main man. 564 00:39:24,110 --> 00:39:26,195 And my other main man. 565 00:39:26,230 --> 00:39:28,090 Who's this? Three main men. 566 00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:30,097 Who's that? The three main men. 567 00:39:30,132 --> 00:39:32,070 Who's that? The two egg men. 568 00:39:32,105 --> 00:39:33,867 Look at you, man. 569 00:39:36,990 --> 00:39:39,265 Oh, come... come on, man! 570 00:39:43,470 --> 00:39:45,904 Oh, man. I wish he was my dad. 571 00:39:46,910 --> 00:39:48,795 I'm gonna be a Crazy Horse too. 572 00:39:48,830 --> 00:39:51,510 Shogun. What's my name? Shogun. 573 00:39:51,545 --> 00:39:53,182 I'm a shogun! 574 00:39:54,670 --> 00:39:56,149 I'm a shogun! 575 00:40:42,950 --> 00:40:44,827 Piss off, man. 576 00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:49,550 - Hello? - Oh, hi, Chardonnay. 577 00:40:49,585 --> 00:40:50,995 It's Boy speaking. 578 00:40:51,030 --> 00:40:52,987 I was just wondering if you would like 579 00:40:53,022 --> 00:40:54,945 to come for a ride in my dad's cool car. 580 00:40:59,025 --> 00:41:00,469 Whoo! 581 00:41:11,190 --> 00:41:12,669 Fetch! 582 00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:20,428 I'm bored. 583 00:41:24,310 --> 00:41:25,663 Hey. 584 00:41:30,430 --> 00:41:31,909 Well... 585 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:35,870 you can see my dick, but I ain't allowed to get you pregnant. 586 00:41:35,905 --> 00:41:37,622 You fucking arsehole. 587 00:41:57,190 --> 00:41:59,306 Look, I got a hickey. 588 00:42:01,470 --> 00:42:03,426 - Man! - Yeah. 589 00:42:22,070 --> 00:42:24,270 Dig! Dig! That's the way, bro! 590 00:42:24,305 --> 00:42:26,395 Good boy. That's it. That's the one. 591 00:42:26,430 --> 00:42:28,910 Find my shit so I can get the hell out of here. 592 00:42:28,945 --> 00:42:30,389 Good slave, Boy! 593 00:42:31,390 --> 00:42:33,950 - Not a fucking slave. - Sorry, bro. 594 00:42:35,590 --> 00:42:37,830 I wasn't really expecting a hickey. 595 00:42:37,865 --> 00:42:40,767 Well, what? It just came. 596 00:42:40,802 --> 00:42:43,635 It's on my neck... happened. 597 00:42:43,670 --> 00:42:45,910 So you go to punch me and then I block it? 598 00:42:45,945 --> 00:42:46,875 Yep. 599 00:42:46,910 --> 00:42:49,155 Aarggh! Fuck! 600 00:42:49,190 --> 00:42:51,181 - You alright, mate? - Not now! 601 00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:01,148 Is that it? 602 00:43:38,150 --> 00:43:40,355 - (GASPS) - Stop moving. 603 00:43:40,390 --> 00:43:43,382 - Just hold still, bro. - It's just hot. 604 00:43:45,470 --> 00:43:48,715 Far. Mean-as tatts. 605 00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:53,110 Yep. And now it's your turn. 606 00:43:53,145 --> 00:43:54,675 - What? - (LAUGHS) 607 00:43:54,710 --> 00:43:57,590 Don't worry, man, you'll get the kids' version. 608 00:44:03,750 --> 00:44:07,060 - (JAUNTY POP MUSIC PLAYS) - (IMITATES WHINE OF F1 ENGINE) 609 00:44:19,670 --> 00:44:22,470 - (KNOCK AT WINDOW) - Know why I pulled you over, miss? 610 00:44:24,030 --> 00:44:27,770 - Probably can't even drive, anyway. - As if you can, egg. 611 00:44:27,805 --> 00:44:31,510 - Far, what happened to your head? - It's a haircut. 612 00:44:31,545 --> 00:44:35,550 - It's the latest style. - It's late alright. 613 00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:37,755 Alright, come on in, then. 614 00:44:37,790 --> 00:44:41,270 Phew! This car smells like marijuana. 615 00:44:41,305 --> 00:44:42,715 You shouldn't smoke it. 616 00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:45,230 You'll end up like all the rest of them dopeheads around here... 617 00:44:45,265 --> 00:44:47,807 laughing at nothing and crying at everything. 618 00:44:47,842 --> 00:44:50,350 Where you been, anyway? Ain't seen you in ages. 619 00:44:50,385 --> 00:44:53,315 Hanging with the old man. 620 00:44:53,350 --> 00:44:56,550 - So, who are you here with? - My mum. She's playing the pokies. 621 00:44:56,585 --> 00:44:58,350 She win anything? 622 00:44:58,385 --> 00:44:59,515 Nuh. 623 00:44:59,550 --> 00:45:02,190 But she reckons it's better to risk your money on something big, 624 00:45:02,225 --> 00:45:05,739 be real poor, instead of sitting around being a bit poor. 625 00:45:07,990 --> 00:45:10,130 Far, you've been missing out on all the fun. 626 00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:12,270 We pushed Murray off the wharf yesterday. 627 00:45:12,305 --> 00:45:14,915 Ain't got time for that kids' stuff. 628 00:45:14,950 --> 00:45:18,226 I'm working. Trying to get out of this dump. 629 00:45:20,230 --> 00:45:21,955 When you guys leaving? 630 00:45:21,990 --> 00:45:24,866 Don't know. When my dad's free, I guess. 631 00:45:24,901 --> 00:45:27,743 - But he's a busy man. - They always are. 632 00:45:31,230 --> 00:45:33,355 Oh, well, looks like we lost. 633 00:45:33,390 --> 00:45:35,950 - How do you know? - 'Cause we're going home. 634 00:45:39,150 --> 00:45:42,142 See ya... dopehead. 635 00:45:47,950 --> 00:45:50,020 Weirdo, do you feel sleepy yet? 636 00:45:51,310 --> 00:45:53,346 No. 637 00:45:55,270 --> 00:45:59,070 (SIGHS) My powers must be stink. 638 00:45:59,105 --> 00:46:02,870 Maybe power don't work on everyone. 639 00:46:02,905 --> 00:46:04,428 Well, who, then? 640 00:46:08,270 --> 00:46:11,670 Please, Mum, I just need a little bit of money till I find my money. 641 00:46:11,705 --> 00:46:13,910 I can't wait for you. I've got places to be. 642 00:46:13,945 --> 00:46:15,867 And don't expect me to take them kids. 643 00:46:15,902 --> 00:46:17,790 They're too young to be Crazy Horses. 644 00:46:17,825 --> 00:46:21,955 My gang. Me and my two mates. 645 00:46:21,990 --> 00:46:24,230 But that's not the point. We're renegades. 646 00:46:24,265 --> 00:46:26,555 Strictly no kids allowed. 647 00:46:26,590 --> 00:46:28,750 Well, yeah, well, you obviously know nothing about gangs, 648 00:46:28,785 --> 00:46:30,307 so this conversation's over, OK? 649 00:46:30,342 --> 00:46:31,830 I won't be here when you get home. 650 00:46:31,865 --> 00:46:32,819 - Fuckin' hell! - (PHONE DINGS) 651 00:46:47,630 --> 00:46:51,910 - (ENGINE REVS) - Shogun! Shogun! 652 00:46:51,945 --> 00:46:53,707 Take me with you! 653 00:46:59,830 --> 00:47:01,422 Shogun! 654 00:47:08,110 --> 00:47:09,910 Mate, where'd he go? 655 00:47:09,945 --> 00:47:11,675 Is he coming back? 656 00:47:11,710 --> 00:47:14,543 (SIGHS) I don't wanna live here. 657 00:47:26,750 --> 00:47:28,750 - Can I have a go? - Nope. 658 00:47:28,785 --> 00:47:30,715 You need muscle to do this. 659 00:47:30,750 --> 00:47:32,950 And anyway, this is a man's work. 660 00:47:32,985 --> 00:47:35,755 You're not a man. 661 00:47:35,790 --> 00:47:39,230 Technically, I am. And you're not. 662 00:47:39,265 --> 00:47:41,061 Go on, piss off. 663 00:48:50,230 --> 00:48:57,395 820. 840. 860. 880. 664 00:48:57,430 --> 00:49:01,150 Bloody hell, Leaf! We're rich! 665 00:49:01,185 --> 00:49:03,061 We're bloomin' rich. 666 00:49:11,270 --> 00:49:13,110 You've got some potential too. 667 00:49:14,710 --> 00:49:16,870 (WHISPERS) We're rich. 668 00:49:16,905 --> 00:49:18,995 (LOUDLY) Whoo! We're rich! 669 00:49:19,030 --> 00:49:24,675 "Potential. Not now ma... ni... fest, 670 00:49:24,710 --> 00:49:32,663 "or showing signs of ex... is... tence or activity." 671 00:49:34,950 --> 00:49:36,429 What the hell? 672 00:50:06,430 --> 00:50:08,068 Who the hell are you supposed to be? 673 00:50:09,590 --> 00:50:12,184 I'll take these. 674 00:50:18,550 --> 00:50:21,670 Now, how many iceblocks can I get for $5, eh? 675 00:50:21,705 --> 00:50:24,468 $5 in the real world or Monopoly Land? 676 00:50:28,230 --> 00:50:30,910 - Thanks, Boy. - Don't call me that anymore. 677 00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:33,750 - What, "Boy"? - Yeah. I don't like it. 678 00:50:33,785 --> 00:50:35,315 Well, what about Fonzie? 679 00:50:35,350 --> 00:50:39,475 (SCOFFS) Just call me Little Shogun. 680 00:50:39,510 --> 00:50:42,170 - Thanks, Little Shogun. - Thanks, Little Shogun. 681 00:50:42,205 --> 00:50:44,817 - Thanks, Little Shogun. - Thanks, Little Fonzie. 682 00:50:44,852 --> 00:50:47,430 No, you look like Michael Jackson in that jacket. 683 00:50:47,465 --> 00:50:49,870 Yeah, bro. Scored it from the old man. 684 00:50:49,905 --> 00:50:51,395 There's Holden and Chardonnay. 685 00:50:51,430 --> 00:50:54,270 They're going out now. They've been French kissing and everything. 686 00:50:54,305 --> 00:50:57,590 Yeah, they've been pashing at the beach, on a horse, 687 00:50:57,625 --> 00:50:59,035 at the back of the shop. 688 00:50:59,070 --> 00:51:01,106 I heard they were pashing at the dump too. 689 00:51:02,110 --> 00:51:04,155 So? Pashing's for kids. 690 00:51:04,190 --> 00:51:08,150 Anyway, I'm not here for long. I'm gonna be moving soon. 691 00:51:08,185 --> 00:51:09,595 Hey, Boy. 692 00:51:09,630 --> 00:51:12,990 Well, well, well, look at this cheeky fella. 693 00:51:13,025 --> 00:51:14,550 Far, you got your patch already. 694 00:51:14,585 --> 00:51:16,515 Tsk, of course, of course. 695 00:51:16,550 --> 00:51:19,950 Shogun says I have to drink a gumboot full of beer before I can get one. 696 00:51:19,985 --> 00:51:21,990 He doesn't want you in our gang no more. 697 00:51:22,025 --> 00:51:24,275 - You pissed him off. - What did I do? 698 00:51:24,310 --> 00:51:28,070 I don't know, but don't come back to the clubhouse or he'll kill you. 699 00:51:28,105 --> 00:51:30,870 (SARCASTICALLY) How's Char-don-nay? 700 00:51:30,905 --> 00:51:31,995 She's cool. 701 00:51:32,030 --> 00:51:34,830 I know she is, 'cause I already rooted her. 702 00:51:34,865 --> 00:51:37,630 - What? Bull. - Straight up. In my dad's car. 703 00:51:37,665 --> 00:51:40,035 Far, she was good! 704 00:51:40,070 --> 00:51:41,990 You're lying. I'm gonna ask her, then? 705 00:51:42,025 --> 00:51:44,567 Go on, then. She's a liar, anyway. 706 00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:47,075 And if I see her round my pad again, 707 00:51:47,110 --> 00:51:52,104 I'm gonna make you drink a gumboot full of knuckles and sandwiches, boy. 708 00:51:54,270 --> 00:51:55,749 - (ENGINE REVS) - Oh, shit. 709 00:52:01,230 --> 00:52:02,709 Boy! 710 00:52:03,750 --> 00:52:05,715 It's Big Shogun. 711 00:52:05,750 --> 00:52:09,106 Shogun, you came back. Look, look what I found. 712 00:52:10,350 --> 00:52:12,875 - Take it off! - (GROANS) 713 00:52:12,910 --> 00:52:15,378 Take it off. Take... it... off! 714 00:52:16,590 --> 00:52:18,210 Who said you could steal my jacket? 715 00:52:18,245 --> 00:52:19,795 - Nobody. - That's right... nobody. 716 00:52:19,830 --> 00:52:21,590 Now, where'd you get that iceblock, hey? 717 00:52:21,625 --> 00:52:23,627 Where'd you get the money for that iceblock? 718 00:52:23,662 --> 00:52:25,630 Answer me. Where did you get that iceblock from? 719 00:52:25,665 --> 00:52:27,555 Alamein! 720 00:52:27,590 --> 00:52:29,915 What the hell is your problem, bro? 721 00:52:29,950 --> 00:52:32,075 What's wrong with you? I'm teaching him a lesson. 722 00:52:32,110 --> 00:52:35,030 What? He's fine. You're the one who needs to sort it out, bro! 723 00:52:35,065 --> 00:52:36,590 He needs to learn about not stealing! 724 00:52:36,625 --> 00:52:38,607 You are such a frickin' egg. 725 00:52:38,642 --> 00:52:40,555 Oh, you are. You're a major egg. 726 00:52:40,590 --> 00:52:42,395 What the hell did she see in you, eh? 727 00:52:42,430 --> 00:52:45,050 - Ah, shut your face. - Still a bloody nuisance! 728 00:52:45,085 --> 00:52:47,670 I know you are, said you are. What am I? 729 00:52:50,270 --> 00:52:52,830 Out of my way, you! 730 00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:08,190 - Are you right, Boy? - Don't worry about it, bro. 731 00:53:08,225 --> 00:53:09,669 Want my iceblock? 732 00:55:06,270 --> 00:55:09,115 Sorry about today, B. 733 00:55:09,150 --> 00:55:12,030 I'm under a lot of stress at the moment. 734 00:55:12,065 --> 00:55:13,475 Got a lot going on, you know? 735 00:55:13,510 --> 00:55:15,630 People trying to bring me down and shit. 736 00:55:15,665 --> 00:55:18,303 The government, mainly, and others. 737 00:55:19,350 --> 00:55:22,910 And I'm getting frustrated, you know, I can't find my shit. 738 00:55:22,945 --> 00:55:25,790 I'm sorry I am like I am sometimes. 739 00:55:25,825 --> 00:55:27,235 I get angry. 740 00:55:27,270 --> 00:55:30,710 A bit like the Hulk. He gets angry. 741 00:55:30,745 --> 00:55:32,635 He's usually helping people, 742 00:55:32,670 --> 00:55:35,390 but sometimes he loses control, but he's not a bad guy. 743 00:55:35,425 --> 00:55:37,620 Mainly he's a good guy. 744 00:55:38,950 --> 00:55:41,908 Think you can handle having The Incredible Hulk for a dad? 745 00:55:43,150 --> 00:55:44,902 Yep. 746 00:55:51,350 --> 00:55:53,500 I love you. See ya. 747 00:55:55,510 --> 00:55:58,430 - All good, bro? - Yeah, bro. Good. 748 00:55:58,465 --> 00:56:01,422 (GROANS) Far. 749 00:57:25,710 --> 00:57:28,555 (GASPS) LEAF! 750 00:57:28,590 --> 00:57:31,423 - (ELECTRIC BUZZING) - Eh? 751 00:57:34,230 --> 00:57:35,868 Where are the doorknobs? 752 00:57:45,070 --> 00:57:48,540 - Al, stop cooking the doorknobs. - Shush. 753 00:57:56,430 --> 00:57:58,530 - (GASPS) - Ooh, I'm telling. 754 00:57:58,565 --> 00:58:00,630 What's going on in here? 755 00:58:00,665 --> 00:58:02,347 What's that smell? 756 00:58:02,382 --> 00:58:04,030 - Doorknobs. - Bacon. 757 00:58:04,065 --> 00:58:05,475 Bacon? 758 00:58:05,510 --> 00:58:08,510 Even though he's hideous as, he's still got some cool powers. 759 00:58:08,545 --> 00:58:10,667 He's got the light in his stomach. 760 00:58:10,702 --> 00:58:12,755 I don't really know what it's for, 761 00:58:12,790 --> 00:58:16,170 but when he's happy, shit, it gets bright as! 762 00:58:16,205 --> 00:58:19,550 And the best thing about him is his finger. 763 00:58:19,585 --> 00:58:21,675 And it can heal all wounds, 764 00:58:21,710 --> 00:58:27,230 be it a gash or cut on your neck, heartache. 765 00:58:27,265 --> 00:58:28,795 Hey, Shogun. 766 00:58:28,830 --> 00:58:32,027 Well, he'll fix that up, no problem. 767 00:58:33,110 --> 00:58:34,675 Find anything yet? 768 00:58:34,710 --> 00:58:37,590 Oh, yeah, yeah, we're just digging for fun now, eh, Rocky? 769 00:58:42,750 --> 00:58:45,070 - Hey, um, Shogun? - Yeah? 770 00:58:45,105 --> 00:58:47,355 - What if it's gone? - Hmm? 771 00:58:47,390 --> 00:58:50,270 The, um, treasure. What if someone's taken it? 772 00:58:50,305 --> 00:58:52,864 Who? WHO? 773 00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:57,150 - Who? Man, I'll fuckin' kill them. - I don't know. 774 00:58:57,185 --> 00:58:59,710 Where's my money? 775 00:59:01,510 --> 00:59:03,307 (MUTTERS) Fuck. 776 00:59:05,270 --> 00:59:06,950 It's not fair, man. 777 00:59:06,985 --> 00:59:09,066 It's not fair! 778 00:59:10,190 --> 00:59:15,430 It's OK, Shogun. We can find it. 779 00:59:15,465 --> 00:59:17,261 We just need some time. 780 00:59:18,590 --> 00:59:20,979 No more time, mate. 781 01:00:08,070 --> 01:00:09,675 Come on, boys, come on. 782 01:00:09,710 --> 01:00:11,410 Come on, man, fuckin' hurry up. 783 01:00:11,445 --> 01:00:13,110 Go, man! They're coming behind you. 784 01:00:13,145 --> 01:00:15,066 (SHRILLY) Come on! 785 01:00:21,870 --> 01:00:25,067 Boy! Fuckin' move your black arse! 786 01:00:31,710 --> 01:00:33,315 - Horses! - (ALL IMITATE HORSES) 787 01:00:33,350 --> 01:00:34,910 Come on, boys, let's bag these up. 788 01:00:34,945 --> 01:00:36,715 How many bags we gonna use? 789 01:00:36,750 --> 01:00:38,510 As many as it takes, mate. Whole lot. 790 01:00:43,230 --> 01:00:45,425 Give us a go. 791 01:00:52,430 --> 01:00:53,909 Come on, then. 792 01:01:00,470 --> 01:01:02,750 Oh, what are you doing here? 793 01:01:02,785 --> 01:01:04,995 I'm allowed. He's my dad too. 794 01:01:05,030 --> 01:01:08,010 So? You should have stayed at home. 795 01:01:08,045 --> 01:01:11,157 - But I wanna get to know them. - Why? 796 01:01:11,192 --> 01:01:14,235 Because he's here. I'm like him. 797 01:01:14,270 --> 01:01:17,830 I'm like him more than you. Me and him have the most potential. 798 01:01:17,865 --> 01:01:19,395 What's that? 799 01:01:19,430 --> 01:01:22,689 If you don't know it, you ain't got it. 800 01:01:22,724 --> 01:01:25,948 That's what makes me cool and you an egg. 801 01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:29,195 How did you get it? 802 01:01:29,230 --> 01:01:33,906 You get it when you're born. It's too late for you. Sorry. 803 01:01:42,150 --> 01:01:44,141 Yeah. 804 01:01:46,390 --> 01:01:48,745 Ka-ching! 805 01:02:21,230 --> 01:02:25,310 Just fuck him up, bro. Yeah, I wanna fuck him up. 806 01:02:25,345 --> 01:02:26,948 There's the fuckin' pricks, there. 807 01:02:28,430 --> 01:02:30,864 - (CONVERSATIONAL CHATTER) - Did you miss me, cousin? 808 01:02:34,710 --> 01:02:36,990 What are you looking at? You ripped me off. 809 01:02:37,025 --> 01:02:38,747 Don't know what you're talking about, man. 810 01:02:38,782 --> 01:02:40,470 You know what you did. I want my fuckin' weed. 811 01:02:40,505 --> 01:02:41,459 Hit him. 812 01:03:09,550 --> 01:03:12,189 - Have a beer, man. - I don't want your fucking beer, man. 813 01:03:32,070 --> 01:03:33,835 That was cool. 814 01:03:33,870 --> 01:03:36,590 Hey, I mean, that's what it's all about, eh, boys? 815 01:03:36,625 --> 01:03:39,275 What's what all about? We got our arses kicked. 816 01:03:39,310 --> 01:03:43,070 What fight were you in, man? We landed some good hits. 817 01:03:43,105 --> 01:03:45,030 Like when you smashed his boot with your nose? 818 01:03:45,065 --> 01:03:46,795 Oh, yeah, focus on the negative, then. 819 01:03:46,830 --> 01:03:49,530 Eh, Boy, you saw, it was a good fight, eh? 820 01:03:49,565 --> 01:03:52,230 Go on, tell them, who won that fight, Boy? 821 01:03:52,265 --> 01:03:53,595 I don't know. 822 01:03:53,630 --> 01:03:56,670 What do you mean you don't know? What do you know? Nothing. 823 01:03:56,705 --> 01:03:59,487 We'll get more members. Hundreds. 824 01:03:59,522 --> 01:04:02,270 We'll come back, smash them all. 825 01:04:02,305 --> 01:04:03,475 More members? 826 01:04:03,510 --> 01:04:06,770 The three of us couldn't smash anyone. This gang's all shit. 827 01:04:06,805 --> 01:04:09,577 Yeah? You're out of the gang. I don't want you in the gang. 828 01:04:09,612 --> 01:04:12,350 Then there'd only be you. That's not really a gang, bro. 829 01:04:12,385 --> 01:04:14,167 That's all I need... me. 830 01:04:14,202 --> 01:04:15,915 I am the Crazy Horses. 831 01:04:15,950 --> 01:04:19,150 I'm the Shogun. I'm all alone on this planet. 832 01:04:19,185 --> 01:04:20,435 Shit, man, I'm E.T. 833 01:04:20,470 --> 01:04:23,750 - Keep your eyes on the road. - You keep your eyes on me, alright? 834 01:04:23,785 --> 01:04:25,670 Everybody blaming me for some shit that... 835 01:04:25,705 --> 01:04:27,149 Look out! 836 01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:34,715 What the fuck was that? 837 01:04:34,750 --> 01:04:36,795 - Fuck, bro. - It was a dog, wasn't it? 838 01:04:36,830 --> 01:04:38,670 - You nearly fucking killed us. - What was that? 839 01:04:38,705 --> 01:04:40,510 - I don't know. - I think it was a dog. 840 01:04:40,545 --> 01:04:42,182 It wasn't a dog. 841 01:04:44,590 --> 01:04:47,230 Boy, you stop right there and get back in this car. 842 01:04:47,265 --> 01:04:49,155 It's just a stupid dog, man. 843 01:04:49,190 --> 01:04:51,210 Oh, come on, someone's just let a dog out 844 01:04:51,245 --> 01:04:53,217 and it got on the road and nearly killed us. 845 01:04:53,252 --> 01:04:55,190 - It was your dangerous driving, man. - You shut up. 846 01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:58,315 Now, come on, man, get back in the car, eh? 847 01:04:58,350 --> 01:05:02,310 Shit, we got to go. We got to pack, man. We're leaving tomorrow. 848 01:05:02,345 --> 01:05:04,555 Yeah, we're going to the city. 849 01:05:04,590 --> 01:05:06,835 You're first in when we get there too. 850 01:05:06,870 --> 01:05:11,148 I'm taking you to see Michael Jackson... live. 851 01:05:14,070 --> 01:05:15,628 Come on, man. 852 01:05:17,230 --> 01:05:20,381 I knew, it was just a stupid dog. 853 01:06:19,470 --> 01:06:23,429 It's OK, Leaf. It's OK. 854 01:06:26,550 --> 01:06:28,506 It'll be alright, Leaf. 855 01:07:10,150 --> 01:07:11,981 Are we going to the city now? 856 01:07:59,750 --> 01:08:00,739 Oi... 857 01:08:01,830 --> 01:08:03,310 what do you both think you're doing? 858 01:08:03,345 --> 01:08:04,555 - We're doing nothing. - Eh? 859 01:08:04,590 --> 01:08:06,275 - Taking my fucking stash? - We're just cleaning up. 860 01:08:06,310 --> 01:08:10,269 - Eh? You stealing from me? - Oh, you know, it was Chup, man. 861 01:08:11,270 --> 01:08:12,955 Shut up! 862 01:08:12,990 --> 01:08:15,430 It wasn't me, man. I said it was Chup. 863 01:08:15,465 --> 01:08:16,910 After all I did for you! 864 01:08:16,945 --> 01:08:20,790 - Hey? - It was Chup. 865 01:08:20,825 --> 01:08:21,755 Oh! 866 01:08:21,790 --> 01:08:24,795 Piss me off, bro! 867 01:08:24,830 --> 01:08:26,515 Come on, get inside. Hurry. 868 01:08:26,550 --> 01:08:32,739 Fuck you, Alamein, and your Crazy Horses gang! 869 01:08:34,670 --> 01:08:36,581 Stop! 870 01:08:44,070 --> 01:08:45,742 (GRUNTS) Fucking... 871 01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:52,530 Fucking bastards! 872 01:08:52,565 --> 01:08:54,350 Fucking thieves! 873 01:10:57,990 --> 01:11:00,875 (CALLS) Boy! Boy! 874 01:11:00,910 --> 01:11:03,219 You've got to come home. 875 01:12:16,710 --> 01:12:20,305 Sorry for what I did to Mum. 876 01:12:35,270 --> 01:12:36,915 Don't touch him. 877 01:12:36,950 --> 01:12:40,830 Where were you, man? I needed you today. 878 01:12:40,865 --> 01:12:42,058 I needed you. 879 01:12:44,310 --> 01:12:46,540 That's your treasure. 880 01:12:50,430 --> 01:12:52,307 My goat ate it. 881 01:13:00,390 --> 01:13:01,584 What the fuck... 882 01:13:04,910 --> 01:13:06,150 You little shit. 883 01:13:06,185 --> 01:13:07,549 Aarggh! Ow! 884 01:13:11,950 --> 01:13:15,022 Oi. Come on, stop it. 885 01:13:16,950 --> 01:13:19,470 I don't remember you! You weren't there. 886 01:13:19,505 --> 01:13:21,407 You weren't there when he was born. 887 01:13:21,442 --> 01:13:23,310 You weren't there when she died! 888 01:13:23,345 --> 01:13:24,835 Calm down, man, I mean it. 889 01:13:24,870 --> 01:13:26,990 - Where were you? - That's enough. Stop it! 890 01:13:27,025 --> 01:13:28,469 - Where were you? - Stop it! 891 01:13:30,630 --> 01:13:33,390 That's enough, man, OK? 892 01:13:33,425 --> 01:13:35,540 OK? 893 01:13:44,830 --> 01:13:48,743 I thought I was like you... but I'm not. 894 01:13:52,070 --> 01:13:54,459 I don't have any potential. 895 01:15:44,305 --> 01:15:45,464 Nan! 896 01:15:49,190 --> 01:15:50,942 Nanny! 897 01:16:10,110 --> 01:16:15,590 - Did he really go to Japan? - Yeah, he's training to be a samurai. 898 01:16:15,625 --> 01:16:17,355 They don't just let anyone in either. 899 01:16:17,390 --> 01:16:20,143 You got to be one of them true professionals. 900 01:16:26,790 --> 01:16:27,830 (GREETS IN MAORI) Boy. 901 01:16:27,865 --> 01:16:29,915 Hey, Rocky. 902 01:16:31,190 --> 01:16:33,310 - (GREETS IN MAORI) Murray. - (GREETS IN MAORI) 903 01:16:33,345 --> 01:16:35,475 - Tane. - (GREETS IN MAORI) 904 01:16:35,510 --> 01:16:38,190 - So, what you guys been up to? - Just out muddy. 905 01:16:38,225 --> 01:16:39,675 We're self-employed now. 906 01:16:39,710 --> 01:16:42,543 - What's your job? - Chucking mud at those cows. 907 01:18:27,350 --> 01:18:29,261 How was Japan?