1 00:01:09,362 --> 00:01:10,822 Yeah. 2 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:12,532 - Hey, guess what, Mom. - What? 3 00:01:12,615 --> 00:01:15,827 - I figured out where wasps come from. - Oh, yeah? Where? 4 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:18,037 Well, I think it must be 5 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:22,458 if you flick a rock into the air just right, it'll turn into a wasp. 6 00:01:22,542 --> 00:01:24,085 - Dang! - Yep. 7 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:25,670 That's cool. 8 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,214 So, how was your day at school? 9 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:29,966 Fine. 10 00:01:30,049 --> 00:01:33,177 Yeah, I had a good meeting with Miss Butler this time. I kinda liked her. 11 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:35,179 What did she say? 12 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:37,890 Well, she said that you weren't turning in your homework assignments. 13 00:01:37,974 --> 00:01:40,852 And I told her, "I know he does them 'cause I check 'em every night." 14 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:44,939 She said she found a big chunk of 'em crumpled up at the bottom of your backpack. 15 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,566 She didn't ask for 'em. 16 00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:49,360 Well, baby, she doesn't have to. You're just supposed to turn 'em in. 17 00:01:50,403 --> 00:01:53,197 And she said you're still staring out the window all day. 18 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:56,033 Not all day. 19 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:58,911 And she said that you destroyed her pencil sharpener. 20 00:01:58,995 --> 00:02:00,913 Not on purpose. 21 00:02:00,997 --> 00:02:03,207 Wait, she said that you crammed a bunch of rocks in it. 22 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:07,044 I thought if it can sharpen pencils, maybe it could sharpen rocks. 23 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:11,716 Well, what were you gonna do with a bunch of sharpened rocks? 24 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:15,094 I was trying to make arrowheads for my rock collection. 25 00:02:16,596 --> 00:02:18,514 Hmm. 26 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:40,328 - Dude, it's my turn! - Hold on. 27 00:02:52,465 --> 00:02:55,134 Mason! 28 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:57,637 Samantha! 29 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:01,432 Oh! Tommy. Is Mason down there? 30 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:02,767 Yeah. 31 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:05,478 Well, tell him he has to come home for dinner. 32 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:07,313 Okay. 33 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:15,321 Where do you think you're going? 34 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:17,573 Wait. Come back here. 35 00:03:20,451 --> 00:03:22,453 - Hey. - Hey, sweetie. 36 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,789 Why aren't you ready? 37 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:27,541 - Hey, Mason. - Hey, Ted. 38 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:30,086 - Come on, come on. Hurry up. Let's go. - What time is it? 39 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:31,754 It's 9:00. Let's go, let's go. 40 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:34,882 Okay, I meant to call you 'cause Janice flaked out. I don't have a sitter. 41 00:03:34,966 --> 00:03:36,634 Why didn't you call somebody else? 42 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,803 Well, I can't get a babysitter now. It's 9:00. 43 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,888 But you're welcome to hang out with us. 44 00:03:40,972 --> 00:03:44,558 Well, no. I mean, we have plans. The guys are expecting me. 45 00:03:44,642 --> 00:03:47,478 - Well, you can go. - All right. 46 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,897 Yeah, well, I'll come back in a couple of hours. 47 00:03:49,981 --> 00:03:51,941 Is that okay? 48 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:55,236 - Yeah. Yes. It's okay. - All right. 49 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:00,992 "Turn back! Turn back! 50 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,994 I don't wanna talk to Moaning Myrtle. 51 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:05,329 'Who?' said Harry as they backtracked quickly. 52 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:10,042 'She haunts one of the toilets in the girls bathroom on the first floor,' said Hermione. 53 00:04:10,126 --> 00:04:12,086 'She haunts a toilet?' 54 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,005 'Yes, it's been out of order all year 55 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:17,008 because she keeps having tantrums and flooding the place. 56 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:19,176 I never went in there anyway if I could avoid it. 57 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:22,138 It's awful trying to have a pee with her wailing at you.'" 58 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:24,348 Why can't you just say that? 59 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:26,809 - I'm sorry. I don't want to go with you. - You're sorry. That's bullshit! 60 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:29,353 That's right. I wanna stay here with my kids. That's what I'd rather do. 61 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:31,689 Would you stop using your kids as an excuse! 62 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,691 I'm not using my kids as an excuse! 63 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,359 You don't even know ‒ You're acting ‒ 64 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:37,820 You have this immature life. You have no responsibilities. 65 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:40,031 - I have an immature life? - I have responsibilities. 66 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,283 - You don't know what it's like to be a parent. - No, I don't! 67 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:45,161 - And why am I responsible for your mistakes in life? - If you had any idea ‒ 68 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:47,496 Don't call my kids mistakes! Don't! 69 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:49,248 I didn't call your kids ‒ 70 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:52,043 You said, "You're respons ‒ your mistakes in your life," pointing at my kids. 71 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:54,253 - Immediately you use your kids again. - This is the reality ‒ 72 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:57,214 - I am a parent! That means responsibility. - I know you're a parent. 73 00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:59,967 I would love to have some time to myself! 74 00:05:00,051 --> 00:05:02,011 I would love to just go to a fuckin' movie! 75 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:05,389 You don't think I'd like that? Go have some dinner, go to a bar? 76 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:07,099 I don't even know what that's like. 77 00:05:07,183 --> 00:05:09,810 I was someone's daughter, then I was somebody's fucking mother! 78 00:05:09,894 --> 00:05:11,729 Okay? I don't know what that's like. 79 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:34,251 Quit it! 80 00:05:38,923 --> 00:05:40,758 Mom! 81 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:48,891 - Do you guys know what time it is? - He's throwing things at me. 82 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:52,019 Mason. Do not throw things at your sister. 83 00:05:52,103 --> 00:05:53,938 She's faking. She hit me first. 84 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,565 Listen, both of you. I'm going back to bed. 85 00:05:56,649 --> 00:05:58,943 I don't wanna hear another peep out of here for an hour. 86 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,695 Go to sleep. 87 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:06,367 - Faker! - Hey! 88 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:21,757 Oh! 89 00:06:21,841 --> 00:06:24,343 Look at that. Found it in the street. 90 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,053 - Dude! - Dude! 91 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:30,724 I know, right? 92 00:06:30,808 --> 00:06:33,102 Look at those. 93 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:34,979 Ooh. Look at those! 94 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,275 Oh! 95 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:57,626 So listen, guys, I wanna talk to you about something. 96 00:06:57,710 --> 00:07:01,005 You might not like this idea at first, but we're moving to Houston. 97 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:04,633 - When? - Well, soon. 98 00:07:04,717 --> 00:07:07,636 We should be out by the first so we don't have to pay two rents next month. 99 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,723 No, Mother, we're not moving. Nope. Nope. Sorry, Mom. 100 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:13,267 Nope. Nope. 101 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:16,604 Samantha, I have to go back to college so I can make us a better living. 102 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:20,024 With this job, I can't take care of us the way I'd like to. 103 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,318 I can't keep going this way. 104 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:24,361 And Grandma said she'd help us out. 105 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:26,155 And it would be nice to be near her. 106 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:30,743 Fine, Mother. You can do whatever you want, but we're not moving. 107 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,704 What about our friends? 108 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:36,832 Baby, we can e-mail them or write. 109 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:39,668 We can come back to visit. 110 00:07:39,752 --> 00:07:41,212 And guess what. 111 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:44,548 This place that Grandma found us, you'll each have your own room. 112 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:46,342 Right? 113 00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:48,135 And there's a pool. 114 00:07:50,346 --> 00:07:53,390 Mom, do you still love Dad? 115 00:07:53,474 --> 00:07:55,851 I still love your father, 116 00:07:56,769 --> 00:08:01,065 but that doesn't mean it was healthy for us to stay together. 117 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:06,070 What if after we move, he's trying to find us and he can't? 118 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:09,198 Oh, that won't be a problem. 119 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:11,575 He can call Grandma, and she'll tell him 120 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:13,953 or he can call Information. 121 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:15,913 We won't be hard to find. 122 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,581 Is he still in Alaska? 123 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:20,584 Well, that's what your uncle says. 124 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:23,254 Probably taming polar bears or something. 125 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,882 Yeah. Well, I hope they're taming him. 126 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,688 Here. Wanna help me out? 127 00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:42,273 - Sure. - Okay. 128 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:45,442 Take this paint very carefully 129 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:50,239 and paint any little smudge or mark or anything on the baseboard there, 130 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:53,867 behind the door and all around the doorways on the inside. 131 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:57,454 She says we're gonna come visit, 132 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,581 and I'm gonna write and call you. 133 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:04,044 Oh, wait. Hold on a second. I'm getting another call. 134 00:09:04,128 --> 00:09:06,380 Hello? 135 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:10,634 Sorry, Tommy. Mason can't come over today. We're moving. 136 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:13,804 And I'm on the other line. Bye. 137 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,598 Althea? 138 00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:20,185 I'm gonna be sending the scout instructions. 139 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:24,231 E-mail and write back telling me how the other scouts are doing. 140 00:09:25,316 --> 00:09:28,068 Well, because you're the leader now. 141 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:32,865 Okay, let's go, 'cause I wanna get there before it gets dark. 142 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:36,410 Good-bye, yard. Good-bye, crepe myrtle. Good-bye, mailbox. 143 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:40,706 Good-bye, box of stuff Mommy won't let us take with us but we don't wanna throw away. 144 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:45,044 Good-bye, house. I'll never like Mommy as much for making us move. 145 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:46,670 Samantha! 146 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:49,423 Why don't you say good-bye to that little horseshit attitude, okay? 147 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,383 'Cause we're not taking that in the car. 148 00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:55,721 Good-bye, old lady who listens to rock music and rides a motorcycle. 149 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,749 Hey! Hey, what's happening back there? 150 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:26,835 Stop. Put the barrier up. Hey! 151 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:30,047 Hey! Put the pillow between you. Make a barrier. 152 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,216 Come on. Stop. 153 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,802 We're gonna play a game called The Game of Silence. 154 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:39,181 Whoever can stay quiet for the longest period of time wins. 155 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,517 You guys think you can do that? 156 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,019 Okay, go. 157 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:12,756 The bus'll be here in 10 minutes. 158 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,342 Put that homework in your backpack. 159 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,262 Go eat. 160 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,978 - Baby, go eat. - I am! 161 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,953 Speak English! 162 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,913 Shut up. Mom! 163 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:46,957 She's speaking that stupid language again! 164 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,500 Samantha! 165 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,878 I was speaking perfectly clear English, Mother. 166 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,963 You know, he's a little slow in the head. 167 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,466 - He did officially flunk first grade. - Sit your butt down. 168 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:58,093 Yes, sir, Mother, sir. 169 00:11:58,177 --> 00:12:01,805 All right, listen up, guys. Grandma's gonna pick you up after school. 170 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,808 Your dad's in town for the day, so you're gonna spend the afternoon with him. 171 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:07,060 Is he moving back? 172 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,770 I don't know. 173 00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:11,148 We haven't seen him in about 80 years. 174 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,150 Like, a year and a half. 175 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,860 Ha-ha! 176 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,154 - Oh, please. - Can we please eat here? 177 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,823 The bus is coming. Who wants syrup? 178 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,075 All right. Nice cursive. 179 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:27,164 Okay, Mason, when I check the mobiles, am I gonna find yours? 180 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,333 - No. - And why not? 181 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,335 'Cause I didn't finish 'em. 182 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,338 - Well, it's time to finish it. - Just a minute. 183 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,966 No, let's do Apple Quit. 184 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,563 Time to finish your work, Mason. Apple Quit. 185 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,198 - So this is my history test. - Mm-hmm. 186 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,868 A-plus. Very good. 187 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,955 - And that's another history test. - Mm-hmm, and another "A." 188 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:10,332 Yeah, well, it doesn't have a "plus," but, oh, well. 189 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,460 And then, um, that's my report on lizards. 190 00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:15,629 Oh. Let me see your pictures. 191 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,048 - Oh, yeah, these are my pictures. - What is that? 192 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,926 - Well, that's called a dewlap. - A dewlap, okay. 193 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,928 Oh, yeah, this is a math test. 194 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:26,515 Oh, "A" again. Mase, that's the last candy, okay? 195 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,308 Okay. 196 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:30,435 We need to put this stuff up. 197 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,313 That's him. 198 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,945 Daddy! Hi! 199 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:43,365 Hey! Oh! Look at you. You're so big! 200 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:46,076 Hey, M.J.! What's happening, buddy? 201 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,412 - You guys ready to have some fun? - Yeah! 202 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,748 Yeah! All right. Hey, Catherine, how are you? 203 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,458 - I'm good. - Good to see you. 204 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,377 What time should I have these rascals back? 205 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,087 Oh, I don't know. Around 7:30, I guess. 206 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,755 I gotta get 'em home by 8:00. 207 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,341 Why don't I take 'em over to their mom's? 208 00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:03,176 No, that's okay. She's expecting me. 209 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,721 Ah, that's all right. You guys know where it is, don't you? 210 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,264 All right, I'll do it. It's no problem. 211 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,600 - I don't think that's such a good idea. - Look, it's no problem. 212 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,852 You guys ready to go? Let's do it! 213 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,271 Go? Wait a minute. You gotta get your stuff. 214 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,940 - Oh, right. - Your backpack, your purse. 215 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,692 Homework. Go to the bathroom. 216 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,944 I can't believe how big they are. 217 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,238 Yeah. Time's going by. 218 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,744 Yeah. It must be nice for you, having them here in Houston. 219 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:31,622 I love it, yeah. I'm volunteering at their school. 220 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,624 Yeah? What you doing over there? 221 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,959 I'm in the library, reading to the little ones. 222 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,712 Ah, great. 223 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,633 So, Alaska, huh? 224 00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,469 Yeah. 225 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:50,098 - Are you back? - We'll see. 226 00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:53,435 - How's Liv? - She's a busy girl. 227 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,438 Yeah. She's back in school. 228 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,149 But she's working, and single parenting ‒ 229 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,151 a lot to juggle. 230 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,944 - You guys got everything, huh? - Yeah. 231 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:05,155 - Say good-bye to your grandmother. - Bye, Grandma! 232 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,240 All right. Let's roll! Now, wait a second. 233 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,036 You're not the type of kids who like presents, are you? 234 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,621 - Yes! - Nah! 235 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,998 - Of course we are! - Presents? Really? Let's go! 236 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,833 Yay! 237 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,586 - I call front seat! - I wanted the front seat though. 238 00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,380 All right. Mason gets it on the way there, 239 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,382 and Samantha gets it on the way back, huh? 240 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,592 - Hop in there. - Seat belts! 241 00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:28,929 Seat belts. All right. Don't forget your seat belts. 242 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:32,140 Not like this car has any seat belts, but ‒ 243 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,521 Nice. Nice! 244 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,189 Nice! 245 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,983 Yeah! All right! Come here! Come here! 246 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,861 Yes! Oh! That was awesome! 247 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,239 - Yay! - Get up there, Mason! Get up there! 248 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,658 That was so good. Come on. 249 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,119 Let 'em know who you are, buddy. 250 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:55,163 Let 'em know who you are. Mwah! 251 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:02,379 Yes! Yes! Yes! 252 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,297 All right. All right. Don't worry about it. 253 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,216 Wish I could use the bumpers. 254 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,468 Bumpers are for kids. You know? 255 00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:11,722 What are you, two years old? You don't want the bumpers. 256 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,391 Life doesn't give you bumpers. 257 00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:19,396 There we ‒ There we go. There we go! 258 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,898 We got something there. We got something! 259 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:25,819 We got something! Oh! 260 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,072 Last time I went bowling, we had bumpers, and it was a lot more fun. 261 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,907 You don't want the bumpers, all right? 262 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:34,244 You bowl a strike with the bumpers, it doesn't mean anything. 263 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,829 Trust me. 264 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,166 Just lay it out on the lane. 265 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:42,002 One, two, three and ‒ 266 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,548 Ka-blam! 267 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,134 Let's hear it for the father! Boom! 268 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,219 - Get up there. Get in there. - Great job! 269 00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:52,971 Get out there! 270 00:16:57,309 --> 00:17:00,937 Four Blackwater operatives have been viciously attacked 271 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,564 in their cars in Falluja. 272 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,941 The bodies and cars were set on fire 273 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,526 after insurgents started shooting ‒ 274 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:10,113 Look at this. It's a disaster. Let me tell you what's happening in Iraq. 275 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,949 Exactly what every thinking person in the world knew was gonna happen 276 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,785 before they got started. 277 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:19,623 Bush and his little numb-nut fanatics he's got around him, they don't give a rat's ass. 278 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,208 That's a quarter. 279 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,627 - What's a quarter? - You said A-S-S. 280 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,713 Oh, sorry. My bad. 281 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,925 My teacher says it's a good war 282 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,010 because it's better to be safe than sorry. 283 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,554 That's what they're teaching you in school? All right. Listen to me. 284 00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:37,808 Listen to your father, okay? That is the lie. That's the big lie. 285 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,644 Iraq had nothing to do with what happened at the World Trade Center. 286 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,313 - You know that, right? - I guess. 287 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,482 Who are you gonna vote for next fall, M.J.? 288 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,192 I don't know. 289 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,902 He can't vote. He's not 18. 290 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,196 All right. Who would you vote for? 291 00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:56,159 - Kerry? - Anybody but Bush, okay? 292 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,411 Are you gonna move back? 293 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,498 Uh, I'm plannin' on it. I gotta find a job. 294 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,334 Are you and Mom gonna get back together? 295 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:09,005 I don't know. That's not entirely up to me, you know? 296 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,760 I remember when I was six, 297 00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:16,137 you and Mom were fighting like mad. 298 00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:19,516 You were yelling so loud, and she was crying. 299 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,185 - That's what you remember, huh? - Yep. 300 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:25,188 You don't remember the trips to Galveston, 301 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,274 camping in Big Bend, all the fun we had? 302 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:28,608 Nope. 303 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,320 - You ever get mad at your mother? - Yeah. 304 00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:34,114 - You ever get mad at your brother? - Yeah. 305 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,408 - Yeah. You ever yell at him? - Oh, yeah. 306 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,702 Doesn't mean you don't love him, right? 307 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,036 Mm. 308 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,581 Look, the same thing happens when you're grown up, right? 309 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:44,374 You know, you get mad at people. 310 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,127 It's not a big deal. 311 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,795 What'd you do in Alaska? 312 00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:51,673 I worked on a boat for a while. 313 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:54,801 Um, I tried to write some music. 314 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,054 - Did you see any polar bears? - No. 315 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,807 But I saw a Kodiak bear. It was fuckin' huge. 316 00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:04,019 Dad! That's 50 cents for the F-word! 317 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,647 I'm sorry. 318 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,816 Here, take a dollar, all right? 319 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,818 Keep the change. 320 00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:14,154 You guys are gonna be seein' a lot more of me. Okay? 321 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,531 I missed you two real bad while I was gone. 322 00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:18,241 I want you to know that. 323 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,328 I just needed to take some time, you know, to ‒ 324 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,289 Just ‒ 325 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,541 Your mom and me, okay ‒ 326 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,338 Well, your mother, okay, is a piece of work. 327 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:35,091 All right. I think you know that by now. All right? 328 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:39,679 I'm just ‒ I'm so happy to be with the two of you. 329 00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,431 I'm sorry about that bumper business. 330 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,725 I'm gonna get better at stuff like that, okay? 331 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:46,937 I got that one at Dripping Springs. 332 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,606 - And, um, my friend Rodney gave me that one. - Yeah? 333 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,942 - And I bought that one. - You bought this one? 334 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,944 - Yeah. - You found this at Dripping Springs? 335 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,571 - Uh-huh. - Wow! 336 00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:59,866 - What else do you got? - Well, um, these are snake vertebrae. 337 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,786 Snake vertebrae? That's disgusting. 338 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:06,206 Mason, I don't want you collecting snake vertebrae anymore. 339 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,833 - Is this the feather I sent you? - Yeah! Yeah, yeah, it is. 340 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:13,213 Oh, Dad, I forgot to show you these basketball pictures. 341 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,674 - You're on a basketball team? - Yeah. 342 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:18,343 - Wow! Check you out. - And these are ‒ these are beaver claws. 343 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:19,928 - Beaver claws? - That's me. 344 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,805 - What, you hunting beaver, huh? - No. 345 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,724 That's McKinney, that's Meg, and that's Gem. 346 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,685 - Dried Canadian grass. - What position do you play? 347 00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,812 - Guard. - This is dried Canadian grass. 348 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,355 Wait, you scoring any points? 349 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,440 - About eight or 10 a game. - Eight or 10 a game? 350 00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:35,652 - That is awesome! - Once she didn't score any, and she cried. 351 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,445 - You cried? - Well, only a little bit. 352 00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,114 Aw. 353 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:43,493 - Hello! - Oh, Mason, Mom's home! 354 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,745 - Mom's home. - All right. Mom's home. 355 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:50,333 Hi! Look at this owl Daddy gave me. 356 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,585 Isn't it cool? See, its head spins! 357 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:55,588 And look at this bracelet. It was made by Indians in Alaska. 358 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:59,175 Daddy made this cool hand-carved grizzly bear and this tiki. 359 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,011 - It's a totem. - And guess what else. 360 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:04,347 We went bowling, and I made four strikes! 361 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,850 - Yeah, and we got to ride around in Dad's car. - Wow. 362 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,309 - Hey, Liv. - Hey. 363 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,437 I know you wanted me to drop them off at your mom's. 364 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,689 I just thought it'd be easier if I brought 'em over here. 365 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,983 Well, it really screwed up my plans. 366 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:19,279 - We just wanted to show him our rooms. - Yeah. 367 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:20,905 Did you guys eat anything? 368 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,450 Well, we had some french fries at the bowling alley. 369 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,869 - Did you do your homework or ‒ - Not yet. 370 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:29,205 Can I talk to you outside for a second? 371 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,624 Yeah. Sure. 372 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,462 They had more than french fries. 373 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,094 Hmm. 374 00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:53,146 Do you think he's gonna spend the night? 375 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,693 Doesn't look like it. 376 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,473 Okay. An unconditioned stimulus, 377 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:33,269 something that produces an unlearned, involuntary, 378 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:35,855 unconditioned response. 379 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:39,692 Now, in Pavlov's experiment, what was the stimulus that he used? 380 00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:43,905 Come on now, people. Tough weekend? What's the deal here? 381 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:46,616 Meat, right? Meat powder actually. 382 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,869 Whatever meat powder is, it worked on this dog, okay? 383 00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:53,331 Put the meat powder in there, and it produced an unconditioned response in the dog 384 00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:56,292 which was salivation, all right? 385 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,711 Now, who can give me another example 386 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,214 of an unconditioned stimulus response pair 387 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,966 that happens to you every day? 388 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:06,886 It's probably happening to some of you right now. 389 00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:08,471 How about sex? 390 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:12,267 Sure, you know, you see an attractive member of the opposite gender, 391 00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:14,727 you have an automatic response, you don't have to think about it. 392 00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:17,564 Mick Jagger wrote a song about, "Oh, when they call your name, 393 00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:19,983 I salivate like a Pavlov dog." 394 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,820 Thank you very much. Class dismissed. 395 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,668 Dr. Wellbrock. 396 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:41,337 - This is my son Mason. - Oh. 397 00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:43,506 Mason, this is Dr. Wellbrock. 398 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:48,094 Your son. See, I thought this was a boy genius who was taking my college course. 399 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:52,015 He wasn't feeling well today, so I thought I'd bring him with me. 400 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:55,101 Ah! No fever. It's a con job. 401 00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,979 I can tell because I have a nine-year-old son. He pulls this all the time. 402 00:23:58,062 --> 00:23:59,522 Same kind of deal. 403 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,858 - Hey, you play soccer? - Mm, no. 404 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,360 Neither does my boy. He hates soccer. He likes computers. 405 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:06,905 My 11-year-old daughter loves soccer. Go figure. 406 00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:10,450 - Maybe we can get all you guys together sometime. - Maybe, yeah. 407 00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:13,828 - Well, you ready to go? - Yeah. 408 00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:16,164 - Nice to meet you, Mason. - Nice to meet you too. 409 00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:19,292 And thanks for coming to my class. 410 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:22,086 Olivia. Nice kid. 411 00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:24,047 Thanks. 412 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:28,134 So you think Grandma might be available for a little babysitting? 413 00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:31,554 Maybe. 414 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:33,223 - Really? - Yeah. 415 00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:35,642 Well, great. 416 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,979 Dead man, dead man, wake up. 417 00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:43,691 One, two, three, four, five, you're alive. 418 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,417 - My turn. - Hey, kids, they're here! 419 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,878 Oh, they're home! They're home! 420 00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:06,297 Hurry, hurry! 421 00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:14,722 - Mom! - Oh, they're here! 422 00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:17,642 Hey, we've returned! 423 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:22,772 - Hi, Dad! - Samantha, Mason, look! Thank you. 424 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,399 That's very nice. 425 00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:26,567 Hi, Mom. How are you? 426 00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:30,029 Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! Look at the sign we made! 427 00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:32,365 Samantha and I made it all ourselves. 428 00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:34,325 I know the boys helped you with that a lot. 429 00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:36,244 No, not at all! 430 00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:39,789 That's good. Look at this. Oh, pass out the goodies. 431 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,833 Don't worry. We got you some absinthe or something. 432 00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:43,293 Oh, let's pour it. 433 00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:48,006 You take this big elevator up, and when we got to the top we flew a paper airplane off. 434 00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:50,591 - And what happened? - It flew. 435 00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:54,095 It flew away. Went for miles. Went under the Arc de Triomphe. 436 00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:56,639 Oh, did you guys kiss under the Bridge of Sighs? 437 00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:59,559 - Yes. - Yes, we did. 438 00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:04,397 - Hey, Mom, can we see your wedding ring? - Oh, sure. 439 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,607 Wow. 440 00:26:06,691 --> 00:26:11,821 Technically, that's a fancy step cut surrounded by miniature brilliant. 441 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:14,532 - I wish we could've gone to Europe. - Yeah. 442 00:26:14,615 --> 00:26:16,534 Yeah, we'll go as a family next time. 443 00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:18,161 But you didn't miss much, really. 444 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:20,788 We just stayed in the hotel room the whole time playing video games. 445 00:26:20,872 --> 00:26:25,043 - Really? - And the hotels are really small and really old. 446 00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:26,961 - Squeaky. - Can I get you anything else? 447 00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:28,921 Would you like to see a dessert menu? 448 00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:31,632 I told you to put that away. Would you put that in your purse, please? 449 00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:33,343 Computer games at the table. 450 00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:35,094 Yes, uh, please, another bottle of wine. 451 00:26:35,178 --> 00:26:38,139 - Um, Coke. - You know what? 452 00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:40,183 Mason, you're okay with water. 453 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,726 No more Cokes, thank you. 454 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:44,145 How about you? Did you finish your science project? 455 00:26:44,228 --> 00:26:46,189 Not quite yet. 456 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:49,442 Did you work on it? Did you build anything or plan anything or ‒ 457 00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:51,027 A little. 458 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:53,863 - Did he work on it at all, Mindy? - No. 459 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,866 Did he sit around playing video games with Mason the whole time? 460 00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:58,284 Yeah. 461 00:26:58,368 --> 00:27:00,161 Hmm. 462 00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:03,206 You were supposed to finish that by the time I got back. 463 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,041 Remember? 464 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,626 Hey. 465 00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:10,546 - Grievous is the best, man. - No, Yoda is. 466 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,507 Yoda, man. It's Yoda. 467 00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:14,092 - He has four arms. - Yoda! 468 00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:15,218 Represent! 469 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,178 I hate Miss Barnsley. 470 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:18,888 Everybody's been saying she's lesbian. 471 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,724 She is. She hit on Stacy. 472 00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:24,102 - Man, that's gross. - Think it's true? 473 00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:26,854 She's always walking in the locker room. 474 00:27:26,938 --> 00:27:28,856 I think I still have a couple of those ‒ 475 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:33,986 Hey, Paul. Tell us a joke. 476 00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:37,198 Damn. Fuck. Go to hell. Ass. 477 00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:56,759 - Uh! I blew you up. - Aw, heck, man. That was not fair. 478 00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,845 No, actually it was. 479 00:27:58,928 --> 00:28:00,430 That's like the fairest thing ever. 480 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:01,973 Whatever. 481 00:28:03,224 --> 00:28:06,519 Oh, once again I take you down. 482 00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:11,566 - Uh ‒ - Three Musketeers? 483 00:28:11,649 --> 00:28:13,693 First word. 484 00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:15,278 Chicken? 485 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:16,863 Bird. 486 00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:19,532 Second word. 487 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:21,576 Uh... hood. Big hair. 488 00:28:21,659 --> 00:28:23,119 - Robin Hood. - Ah! 489 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:24,787 - Whoo! - Brilliant child! 490 00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:26,664 Good one. 491 00:28:27,415 --> 00:28:29,542 Second word. 492 00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:34,130 - Blanket? - Hey, you can't use props. 493 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,299 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Cut it out. 494 00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,801 Judges speak. No props. No props. 495 00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:42,221 Can't use props. You can do it without that. Think, think, think. 496 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:44,932 Um, bunch. 497 00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:46,601 - Is it like ‒ - The Gathered? 498 00:28:46,684 --> 00:28:48,811 Um, folded. 499 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:52,482 Messing around with a blanket. Wrinkling it. 500 00:28:52,565 --> 00:28:55,234 A Wrinkle in Time! 501 00:29:14,170 --> 00:29:16,547 "What are the guards at Azkaban?" 502 00:29:16,631 --> 00:29:18,341 Dementors? 503 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:19,467 I-I ‒ 504 00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:21,636 Front of the line, are you ready? 505 00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:27,141 Count down with me, ladies and gentlemen! 506 00:29:27,225 --> 00:29:28,184 Ten! 507 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,478 Nine! Eight! 508 00:29:30,561 --> 00:29:32,772 Seven! Six! 509 00:29:32,855 --> 00:29:35,942 Five! Four! Three! 510 00:29:36,025 --> 00:29:38,027 Two! One! 511 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,279 Let's go! 512 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:48,412 Thank you. 513 00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:50,456 Thanks. 514 00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:59,340 - All righty. There we go. - Yay! 515 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:08,891 No, no, no, no. Back up and take a practice swing first, remember? 516 00:30:08,975 --> 00:30:11,769 Nice and easy. Sweep the floor. Sweep the floor. 517 00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:14,230 That's good. 518 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:17,400 Don't swing too hard, Randy. He always swings too hard. 519 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:20,861 Hey, all right! Very good! 520 00:30:20,945 --> 00:30:22,863 Back your feet up a little bit. 521 00:30:22,947 --> 00:30:25,533 Yeah, like that. Now you're gonna hit it straighter. 522 00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:28,536 All right. Go up and hit it. That's good. 523 00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:31,247 Nice slow swing is gonna be better for you. 524 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,748 All right! 525 00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:36,502 I don't know, man. You must've been ‒ 526 00:30:36,586 --> 00:30:38,588 See, your feet are too open, Randy. 527 00:30:38,671 --> 00:30:40,756 Nice and natural. 528 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,633 Yes! Go! 529 00:30:42,717 --> 00:30:45,011 All right! Give me five. 530 00:30:45,094 --> 00:30:47,263 Good putt, Son. Good putt. 531 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,765 Did you see that, Randy? That's the way to do it. 532 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:52,310 All right. Birdie putt. 533 00:30:58,274 --> 00:31:01,319 Goddamn it. Son of a bitch. 534 00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:04,655 Get my clubs, would you? Get the ball. 535 00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:15,583 This is just in case we have guests this weekend. 536 00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:21,213 He always says that, but we never have a guest. 537 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:54,747 Samantha, I think I heard your dad pull up. 538 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:56,832 - Oh, all right. - You guys finish your chores? 539 00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:59,919 Not quite. Just about. 540 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:02,880 How about the dusting, Sam? 541 00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:04,715 I haven't done that yet. 542 00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:06,801 Well, I saw you working on your art project. 543 00:32:06,884 --> 00:32:08,844 You had time to finish your little art project, 544 00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:10,846 but you didn't have time to finish your chores? 545 00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:12,682 - I thought we talked about that. - Dad, it's fine. 546 00:32:12,765 --> 00:32:14,517 - I can finish the dusting. - No, it's not fine, Mindy. 547 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,728 You have your own chores to do, and Sam has hers to do. Huh? 548 00:32:17,812 --> 00:32:19,980 It's simple. 549 00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:22,066 Poor choice there, Sam. 550 00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:23,818 And hurry up. 551 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,453 Mason! 552 00:32:34,537 --> 00:32:36,455 Your dad's here. 553 00:32:38,374 --> 00:32:41,168 You guys aren't settin' any speed records, are you? 554 00:32:41,252 --> 00:32:45,089 What'd you do, get about half done? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 555 00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:48,175 - So, did you finish? - No. 556 00:32:48,259 --> 00:32:50,720 Is the job complete? 557 00:32:50,803 --> 00:32:53,597 So, what are you gonna be doing tomorrow? 558 00:32:53,681 --> 00:32:55,182 - Same thing, right? - Yeah. 559 00:32:55,266 --> 00:32:56,976 Okay. Go. 560 00:32:59,979 --> 00:33:02,231 Bye, Mom. 561 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:04,567 Bye, babe. I love you. 562 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:06,736 - Bye, Mama. - Bye, honey. 563 00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:09,655 - Have fun with your dad. - Just a minute, Mason. 564 00:33:11,741 --> 00:33:13,617 The boys didn't finish raking the leaves. 565 00:33:13,701 --> 00:33:15,661 Samantha did not finish dusting. 566 00:33:15,745 --> 00:33:17,872 So tomorrow, when they come home, 567 00:33:17,955 --> 00:33:20,791 instead of swimming and all the other little stuff that they wanna do, 568 00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:22,752 - they're gonna do their chores, right? - Right. 569 00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:25,588 Okay, guys, you had this conversation. You understand? 570 00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:28,090 Tomorrow? Okay. 571 00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:30,134 Thank you. I just wanted you to back me up on that 572 00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:32,219 so I'm not the only one yelling at 'em all the time. 573 00:33:32,303 --> 00:33:34,263 Okay, I back you up. You guys got that? 574 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:36,891 We all agree. Everybody agrees, right? Tomorrow, chores? 575 00:33:36,974 --> 00:33:39,894 Well, they don't hear it. Goes in one ear and out the other. 576 00:33:39,977 --> 00:33:42,271 But, Dad, I mean, dusting is pointless. 577 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:44,774 It's not pointless. You just don't like to do it. 578 00:33:44,857 --> 00:33:46,942 But I mean, who dusts anymore? 579 00:33:47,026 --> 00:33:48,778 You do when we ask you to! 580 00:33:48,861 --> 00:33:52,573 And don't ‒ Olivia, don't let her back-talk me in front of the other kids, please. 581 00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:54,533 - Thank you. - Samantha, please. 582 00:33:56,243 --> 00:33:57,703 Whatever! 583 00:33:57,787 --> 00:34:00,414 Bye-bye. Have a wonderful weekend. 584 00:34:00,498 --> 00:34:02,458 Okay. Bye, guys. Love you. 585 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,712 I'm sorry, but I thought we talked about it. 586 00:34:06,796 --> 00:34:08,964 You have to draw a line, you have to back it up. 587 00:34:09,048 --> 00:34:12,301 Okay. It's just you have so many lines, Bill. 588 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,136 Everything's a line. 589 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:16,472 - Hey, Randy. Hey, you guys. - Bye. Bye. 590 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,474 Hey, you two. How you doin'? 591 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,434 - Shotgun. - Ooh! 592 00:34:20,518 --> 00:34:22,394 Here, let me get this bag here. 593 00:34:22,478 --> 00:34:24,563 - You doin' okay, darlin'? - Yeah. 594 00:34:24,647 --> 00:34:26,649 - All right. What about you, cowboy? - Pretty good. 595 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:28,484 Yeah? 596 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:31,612 All right. Let's roll! 597 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:43,082 You guys ready for the big game? 598 00:34:43,165 --> 00:34:44,792 Yeah. 599 00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:46,794 Sam, who are the Astros playing tonight? 600 00:34:46,877 --> 00:34:49,338 - I don't know. - The Milwaukee Brewers. 601 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:50,923 Get to know 'em. Get to hate 'em. 602 00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:52,758 Mase. How you been, huh? How was your week? 603 00:34:52,842 --> 00:34:54,510 - Pretty good. - Yeah? 604 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:56,679 - What you been up to? - Not much. 605 00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,681 No? You still hangin' with that kid Joe? 606 00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:00,516 - Yeah. - He still your best friend? 607 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,017 Yeah, I guess. 608 00:35:03,185 --> 00:35:05,104 Okay. How 'bout you? How was your week? 609 00:35:05,187 --> 00:35:07,898 - Fine. - What you been up to? 610 00:35:07,982 --> 00:35:09,692 Nothin' really. 611 00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:11,861 You, um ‒ You still working on that sculpture project? 612 00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:14,029 Yeah. Almost finished. 613 00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:16,782 - What's it of? - Nothing. 614 00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:21,287 All right. No, no, no, no, no, no. 615 00:35:21,370 --> 00:35:24,248 No, that is not how we are going to talk to one another. 616 00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:27,543 All right? I will not be that guy. 617 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,545 You cannot put me in that category. 618 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:32,423 The biological father I spend every other week with 619 00:35:32,506 --> 00:35:36,176 that I make polite conversation while he drives me places and buys me shit. 620 00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:38,637 No. Talk to me. 621 00:35:38,721 --> 00:35:40,514 Samantha, how was your week? 622 00:35:40,598 --> 00:35:42,391 "I don't know, Dad. It was kinda tough. 623 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:44,476 Billy and Ellen broke up, and Ellen's kinda mad at me 624 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,562 'cause she saw me talking to Billy in the cafeteria. 625 00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:48,564 Remember that sculpture I was workin' on? 626 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:52,318 Well, it was a unicorn, and the horn broke off, so now it's a zebra, okay? 627 00:35:52,401 --> 00:35:54,403 But I still think I'm gonna get an 'A.'" Right? 628 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,405 Mason, uh, how was your week? 629 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,240 "Well, Dad, you know, it was kinda tough. 630 00:35:58,324 --> 00:36:01,577 Joey's kind of a jerk. Actually, he stole some cigarettes from his mom. 631 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:03,662 He wanted me to smoke 'em, but I said no 632 00:36:03,746 --> 00:36:05,915 'cause I knew what a hard time you had quitting smoking, Dad." 633 00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:07,833 How 'bout that? Is that so hard? 634 00:36:07,917 --> 00:36:09,835 Dad, these questions are kind of hard to answer. 635 00:36:09,919 --> 00:36:12,922 What is so hard to answer about what sculpture are you making? 636 00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:16,091 - It's abstract. - Okay. Okay, that's good. 637 00:36:16,175 --> 00:36:20,346 See, I didn't know you were even interested in abstract art. 638 00:36:20,429 --> 00:36:22,264 I'm not. They make us do it. 639 00:36:22,348 --> 00:36:25,434 But, Dad, I mean, why is it all on us though? You know, what about you? 640 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:29,104 How was your week? Who do you hang out with? Do you have a girlfriend? 641 00:36:29,188 --> 00:36:31,774 - What have you been up to? - I see your point. 642 00:36:34,568 --> 00:36:37,446 So we should just let it happen more natural, right? 643 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:39,114 That's what you're sayin'. 644 00:36:39,198 --> 00:36:42,451 Okay. That's what we'll do, starting now. 645 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:57,633 Hey, check this out. 646 00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:04,890 That would be, uh ‒ That would be a Magnificent Owl. 647 00:37:04,974 --> 00:37:06,976 Caligo atreus. 648 00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:08,727 What's that one? Look at this. 649 00:37:08,811 --> 00:37:10,312 - Whoa. - What kind is that? 650 00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:12,731 That looks like a Zebra Longwing. 651 00:37:12,815 --> 00:37:14,733 - All right. - Cool. 652 00:37:14,817 --> 00:37:17,945 This one's incredible. That's the owl one, right? 653 00:37:18,028 --> 00:37:20,406 Yeah. Magnificent Owl. 654 00:37:20,489 --> 00:37:23,742 I think he went pee-pee on you, bud. 655 00:37:25,411 --> 00:37:30,749 One, two, three, four, five. 656 00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:53,605 Ah! Ah! Get away from me! 657 00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:56,191 Get away from me! 658 00:37:56,275 --> 00:37:58,152 Hey, hey, hey! 659 00:37:58,235 --> 00:38:00,362 Yo, Mase, look at me here. 660 00:38:00,446 --> 00:38:03,490 Make a diamond with your hands, right? Fingers and thumbs. 661 00:38:03,574 --> 00:38:06,869 Keep your hands soft. Hey, Sam. 662 00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:10,122 Very nice. That's how you want to catch it ‒ just like that. 663 00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:12,875 Even when you're runnin', that's what you're thinkin' about ‒ that diamond. 664 00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:15,210 That diamond and soft hands. 665 00:38:15,294 --> 00:38:17,212 There it is. 666 00:38:19,590 --> 00:38:21,050 Down! 667 00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:22,259 Set! 668 00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:23,510 Hut! 669 00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:26,889 No, no, no, no, no! 670 00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,223 Dad! Dad! 671 00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:30,934 Don't let her get ‒ No, no, no, no, no! 672 00:38:31,894 --> 00:38:34,646 Let's go, Roger! 673 00:38:34,730 --> 00:38:37,191 - Dad? - Get him out. 674 00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:39,818 Strike! That's it, Roger! 675 00:38:39,902 --> 00:38:42,529 - Yeah! - Guy's incredible. 676 00:38:42,613 --> 00:38:44,990 He's unhittable this year. 677 00:38:45,074 --> 00:38:47,076 Now just so you know, what we're watching here is history. 678 00:38:47,159 --> 00:38:48,744 Now you see this guy out here? 679 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:53,082 This dude is like 43 years old, and he's strikin' out guys half his age. 680 00:38:53,165 --> 00:38:57,711 - Come on, Roger! - This guy's ERA is 1.47. Can you believe that? 681 00:38:57,795 --> 00:39:02,007 Now if the Astros could just get a few runs, maybe we'd win a game. 682 00:39:02,091 --> 00:39:04,093 Dad, do you have a job? 683 00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:08,931 Why would you ask me that? 684 00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:12,601 I don't know. Mom wanted to know, and I didn't know what the answer was. 685 00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:14,728 Mom wanted to know. Well, you can tell Mom 686 00:39:14,812 --> 00:39:20,067 that I just happen to have passed my second actuarial exam, all right? 687 00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:22,528 So... you tell her that. 688 00:39:22,611 --> 00:39:24,113 - How's she doing? - Great. 689 00:39:24,196 --> 00:39:26,115 - Is she finishing school? - Yep, all A's. 690 00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:29,409 All A's, huh? Like mother, like daughter, right? 691 00:39:45,217 --> 00:39:48,345 He got that! It's out of here! 692 00:39:48,428 --> 00:39:50,139 Oh! Oh! 693 00:39:50,222 --> 00:39:54,434 - Yeah! - Yay! 694 00:39:56,478 --> 00:39:58,522 Yeah! Mason! 695 00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:01,066 Yes! 696 00:40:01,150 --> 00:40:03,485 Yeah! 697 00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:05,946 Yeah! 698 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,740 Yeah! 699 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,747 - Hey! - Yeah! 700 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,959 Hey! 701 00:40:25,257 --> 00:40:27,176 - Hi, Jimmy. - Hey, Samantha. 702 00:40:27,259 --> 00:40:30,846 - Hey, what's up, Jimmy? - What's goin' on, Mason, man? 703 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:33,849 - Astros won. - You went to the game? 704 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:37,019 What, I'm the only one with any arms around here? Nobody else can carry anything? 705 00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:39,688 - Help their old man out. - What you watching? 706 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:43,317 Oh, come on, Jimmy, man! You knew the kids were comin' this weekend. 707 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,861 Can't you just help me out a little bit, just ‒ 708 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:47,779 - I'm sorry, muffin. - Don't "muffin" me, all right? 709 00:40:47,863 --> 00:40:51,700 Don't put me in that position. I'm not your fucking Tony Randall. 710 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:53,493 Dad, it's always a mess. 711 00:40:53,577 --> 00:40:55,871 It was not a mess this morning, okay? 712 00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:57,706 I mowed the lawn. 713 00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,250 Oh, yeah? Great. 714 00:41:00,334 --> 00:41:04,463 Oh, come on, man! Turn this shit off. Give me that thing. 715 00:41:06,673 --> 00:41:08,634 - Did you watch the game? - No. 716 00:41:08,717 --> 00:41:10,552 Lane won it with a three-run homer. 717 00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:13,013 It was beautiful, wasn't it? 718 00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:15,057 Sam lost her mind. 719 00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:17,184 She's a huge Astros fan. 720 00:41:17,267 --> 00:41:18,894 Sure. 721 00:42:39,391 --> 00:42:41,268 - You brush your teeth? - What? 722 00:42:41,351 --> 00:42:42,978 Did you brush your teeth? 723 00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:45,439 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 724 00:42:45,522 --> 00:42:47,983 - You gonna fall asleep with those things in your head? - Maybe. 725 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:50,193 - Yeah, well, try not to, all right? - Okay. 726 00:42:50,277 --> 00:42:53,155 - You want me to turn off the light? - Sure. 727 00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:55,574 - Good night, Sam. - Good night, Dad. 728 00:42:57,868 --> 00:43:00,162 - Good night, Sam. - Good night, Jimmy. 729 00:43:00,245 --> 00:43:02,080 Hey. 730 00:43:02,164 --> 00:43:05,083 - That was a fun day, right? - Yeah, it was. Sorry. 731 00:43:06,293 --> 00:43:08,503 - Why? - That Mason had to be there, you know? 732 00:43:08,587 --> 00:43:12,507 - Good night. - Good night. 733 00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:18,638 Dad? 734 00:43:20,349 --> 00:43:25,896 There's no, like, real magic in the world, right? 735 00:43:25,979 --> 00:43:27,481 What do you mean? 736 00:43:28,357 --> 00:43:31,526 You know, like elves and stuff. 737 00:43:31,610 --> 00:43:33,653 People just made that up. 738 00:43:34,905 --> 00:43:37,366 I don't know. 739 00:43:37,449 --> 00:43:42,579 I mean, what makes you think that elves are any more magical than something like a whale? 740 00:43:44,081 --> 00:43:46,375 You know what I mean? What if I told you a story 741 00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:48,543 about how underneath the ocean, 742 00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:52,381 there was this giant sea mammal 743 00:43:52,464 --> 00:43:55,384 that used sonar and sang songs, 744 00:43:55,467 --> 00:43:59,513 and it was so big that its heart was the size of a car 745 00:43:59,596 --> 00:44:02,557 and you could crawl through the arteries? 746 00:44:02,641 --> 00:44:05,060 I mean, you'd think that was pretty magical, right? 747 00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:07,437 Yeah. 748 00:44:07,521 --> 00:44:10,857 But, like, right this second, 749 00:44:10,941 --> 00:44:16,279 there's, like, no elves in the world, right? 750 00:44:18,115 --> 00:44:20,534 No. Technically, no elves. 751 00:44:32,671 --> 00:44:34,172 - Love you, guys. - See you, Dad. 752 00:44:34,256 --> 00:44:36,091 All right. Be well. 753 00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:41,096 - Sam, I'll see you next weekend. - All right. Oh, yeah, that's right. 754 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:43,098 - What? - Suzie has a birthday party next Saturday. 755 00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:44,641 - A sleepover? - Yeah. 756 00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:46,768 - All right. I'll talk to your mom about it. - Bye, Dad. 757 00:44:46,852 --> 00:44:50,522 - Don't worry about it, okay? Have a great week. - Had a great time. 758 00:44:53,984 --> 00:44:55,777 Oh, man. 759 00:44:55,861 --> 00:44:57,946 How do you guys not know how to do this? 760 00:44:59,114 --> 00:45:01,283 I'll make you some bookmarks. Just a second. 761 00:45:01,366 --> 00:45:04,661 Choose ‒ She looks nice. 762 00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:13,170 Randy, Mason, Dad wants you guys downstairs. 763 00:45:13,253 --> 00:45:15,630 - Why? - You're getting haircuts. 764 00:45:37,652 --> 00:45:39,488 This is gonna look so much better. 765 00:45:39,571 --> 00:45:43,074 You're gonna look like a man instead of like a little girl. 766 00:45:46,745 --> 00:45:49,623 You're takin' the eyebrows off next, right, Byron? 767 00:46:03,762 --> 00:46:06,681 Mason, we're leavin'. 768 00:46:06,765 --> 00:46:09,434 You're not sick. 769 00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:20,278 - Bye, guys. - Bye, Mom. 770 00:46:20,362 --> 00:46:22,822 - Where's Mason? - He doesn't feel too good. 771 00:46:22,906 --> 00:46:24,783 I don't think he's going to school. 772 00:46:24,866 --> 00:46:26,368 He's totally faking it. 773 00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:28,119 Bye. 774 00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:34,709 Mason, what's goin' on? 775 00:46:38,630 --> 00:46:41,132 - I don't feel good. - Yeah, your head feels fine. 776 00:46:41,216 --> 00:46:42,884 So get your ass out of bed. 777 00:46:42,968 --> 00:46:46,763 I'm gonna drive you to school. You got five minutes, and don't make me late. 778 00:47:03,822 --> 00:47:07,617 I mean, he didn't even ask. He just cut it. 779 00:47:07,701 --> 00:47:09,578 I mean, it's my hair. 780 00:47:09,661 --> 00:47:11,329 No wonder you were angry. I'd be angry too. 781 00:47:12,789 --> 00:47:15,125 I look like a Martian now. 782 00:47:18,044 --> 00:47:21,256 Honey, you know what? I'm gonna talk to him about it later, okay? 783 00:47:21,339 --> 00:47:24,634 Yeah, I tried to call you, but you didn't answer your phone. 784 00:47:24,718 --> 00:47:26,219 I'm so sorry. 785 00:47:26,303 --> 00:47:28,888 I've been so busy with school. 786 00:47:29,931 --> 00:47:31,433 Hey. 787 00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:35,770 For what it's worth, it's hair, and it will grow back. 788 00:47:35,854 --> 00:47:38,440 Now I can see your pretty eyes and your foxy face. 789 00:47:38,523 --> 00:47:42,402 Why'd you even marry him? He's such a jerk. 790 00:47:44,613 --> 00:47:47,157 Well, Bill has his good qualities. 791 00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:49,701 You know, nobody's perfect. 792 00:47:49,784 --> 00:47:51,453 And now we have a family. 793 00:47:52,454 --> 00:47:54,122 We already had a family. 794 00:48:04,424 --> 00:48:10,096 I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, 795 00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:13,808 and to the republic for which it stands, 796 00:48:13,892 --> 00:48:17,979 one nation, under God, indivisible, 797 00:48:18,063 --> 00:48:20,690 with liberty and justice for all. 798 00:48:20,774 --> 00:48:23,652 Please join me in the Texas pledge. 799 00:48:23,735 --> 00:48:25,987 Honor the Texas flag. 800 00:48:26,071 --> 00:48:29,532 I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, 801 00:48:29,616 --> 00:48:31,660 one and indivisible. 802 00:48:31,743 --> 00:48:33,495 Thank you. You may be seated. 803 00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:35,914 All right. 804 00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:40,335 All right, class, as you know, 805 00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:43,088 we've been working on our mythology projects. 806 00:48:43,171 --> 00:48:45,632 We're gonna be writing papers about gods and goddesses. 807 00:48:45,715 --> 00:48:48,093 We've listed those gods and goddesses here on the board. 808 00:48:48,176 --> 00:48:52,055 We added a couple of monsters for some of you who might be interested in that. 809 00:48:52,138 --> 00:48:54,349 You're gonna write your essay about your god and goddess. 810 00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:56,518 And to make sure that you cover everything, 811 00:48:56,601 --> 00:48:58,812 let's make sure that we do all of these things right here. 812 00:48:58,895 --> 00:49:02,357 First of all, we need to name your god or goddess 813 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:06,611 and you need to include who, what, when, where, 814 00:49:06,695 --> 00:49:08,655 why and how. 815 00:49:08,738 --> 00:49:12,534 So make sure that you cover all those things when you're writing your essay. 816 00:49:17,664 --> 00:49:19,666 There's a bump right there. 817 00:49:30,969 --> 00:49:33,304 - See you later, guys. - Yeah. 818 00:49:43,732 --> 00:49:46,443 Mom, are you okay? 819 00:49:46,526 --> 00:49:49,738 - What happened? - No! Go in the house! 820 00:49:49,821 --> 00:49:52,407 Go! Go in the house! Go in the house! 821 00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:55,034 Your mother had a little accident. 822 00:49:55,118 --> 00:49:57,328 Now she's being dramatic. 823 00:49:58,788 --> 00:50:02,500 Get off the fucking floor, Olivia, for Christ's sake. 824 00:50:48,254 --> 00:50:49,589 Ah. 825 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,802 I'm having a drink with my dinner. 826 00:50:55,887 --> 00:50:58,556 Anybody else have a problem with that? 827 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,642 Hmm? Samantha? 828 00:51:00,725 --> 00:51:03,144 No. 829 00:51:05,438 --> 00:51:08,483 - Mindy? - No. 830 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:12,070 I didn't think so. 831 00:51:22,747 --> 00:51:23,748 Ah. 832 00:51:23,832 --> 00:51:26,501 You don't like me much, do you, Mason? 833 00:51:29,671 --> 00:51:31,714 That's okay. I don't like me either. 834 00:51:33,716 --> 00:51:35,343 Think that's funny, huh? 835 00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:40,849 You think that's fuckin' funny? 836 00:51:44,769 --> 00:51:46,604 What's the matter? You feeling a little left out? 837 00:51:46,688 --> 00:51:48,648 Oh! 838 00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:50,859 Clean it up, goddamn it! Clean it up. 839 00:51:50,942 --> 00:51:53,403 - Bill! Stop it! - Clean this up, goddamn it! 840 00:51:53,486 --> 00:51:55,488 I hate squash! 841 00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:03,538 on the streets! 842 00:52:03,621 --> 00:52:08,209 Pearl, I'm gonna pay you. I'm workin' three jobs now. 843 00:52:08,293 --> 00:52:10,795 How many times can you watch that, Mason? 844 00:52:10,879 --> 00:52:12,881 - It's funny. - I'm drivin' a cab. 845 00:52:12,964 --> 00:52:16,217 I'm inside with my buddy right now, goin' over my résumé. 846 00:52:16,301 --> 00:52:19,095 I'm gonna smack you. 847 00:52:19,178 --> 00:52:21,764 Okay, you know what? You need to relax. 848 00:52:23,975 --> 00:52:27,061 Why do you need your money so fast? Come on! 849 00:52:27,145 --> 00:52:29,689 - Has he ever gotten this bad before? - No. 850 00:52:29,772 --> 00:52:31,399 But he's yelled a lot. 851 00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:34,861 Yeah, but he hasn't thrown and broken stuff. 852 00:52:34,944 --> 00:52:37,196 Yeah, you're drunk. I knew it. 853 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,074 - You're already drunk. - I'm not drunk. 854 00:52:40,158 --> 00:52:42,201 Give me your cell phones. 855 00:52:50,627 --> 00:52:52,962 So nobody talked to her, huh? 856 00:53:02,013 --> 00:53:04,974 - Mason? - No. 857 00:53:09,187 --> 00:53:11,397 - Mindy? - No. 858 00:53:11,481 --> 00:53:14,359 I believe you. 859 00:53:18,821 --> 00:53:21,783 - Samantha? - No. 860 00:53:28,873 --> 00:53:31,125 I didn't talk to her. She left a message. 861 00:53:33,378 --> 00:53:36,381 - What'd she say? - Nothing much. 862 00:53:39,092 --> 00:53:40,718 What did she say? 863 00:53:41,594 --> 00:53:43,388 She said she'd be back later. 864 00:53:44,889 --> 00:53:46,975 And that's all? "I'll be back later." Click? 865 00:53:47,934 --> 00:53:51,354 She said, "Stay in your rooms. I'll be back later." 866 00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:54,649 Be back later. Stay in your rooms. And that's all, hmm? 867 00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:55,984 Yeah. 868 00:53:56,067 --> 00:53:58,152 - Where is she? - I don't know. 869 00:53:58,236 --> 00:53:59,904 - Where is she? - She didn't say. 870 00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:08,663 All right. Everybody, get in the car. 871 00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:11,124 Hurry up! Get in the car! 872 00:54:18,923 --> 00:54:21,217 It's still not working. 873 00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:23,469 Oh, bullshit. 874 00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:28,391 She took it all. 875 00:54:29,434 --> 00:54:31,394 All right, Randy. Go cash this. 876 00:54:31,477 --> 00:54:35,606 Tell 'em I'm not feeling well or something. 877 00:54:35,690 --> 00:54:38,151 I don't know. 878 00:54:38,234 --> 00:54:40,945 Mason, go with him. 879 00:54:41,029 --> 00:54:44,032 Here. Here's my ID. 880 00:54:55,126 --> 00:54:58,212 Hi. Good afternoon, fellas. What can I do for you today? 881 00:54:58,296 --> 00:55:01,007 Now what's this? 882 00:55:01,090 --> 00:55:03,051 Can't read this. 883 00:55:03,134 --> 00:55:06,971 Hey! This isn't you. Who is this? 884 00:55:07,055 --> 00:55:10,058 It's our... dad. 885 00:55:10,141 --> 00:55:13,061 - He's not feeling well. - Oh! Hey! 886 00:55:13,144 --> 00:55:14,729 Yeah, I know him. 887 00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:18,024 Okay, here we go. 888 00:55:19,150 --> 00:55:22,779 500 bucks. One, two, three, four, 889 00:55:24,447 --> 00:55:26,199 500 bucks. 890 00:55:26,282 --> 00:55:29,285 All right? Don't forget your dad's ID. 891 00:55:30,703 --> 00:55:33,998 Now take care of your dad now, son. You only got the one. 892 00:55:40,755 --> 00:55:42,632 Damn it. 893 00:55:42,715 --> 00:55:45,843 Get outta the way! Jesus Christ. 894 00:55:47,261 --> 00:55:50,098 God. 895 00:55:51,849 --> 00:55:53,351 - Calm down! - What the hell! 896 00:55:59,232 --> 00:56:02,360 Samantha! Mason! 897 00:56:04,237 --> 00:56:06,364 Samantha! 898 00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:10,326 Where the hell have you been? 899 00:56:10,409 --> 00:56:13,204 - I'm leaving you, Bill. We're moving out. - I doubt that. 900 00:56:13,287 --> 00:56:15,456 Samantha, Mason! Come down! 901 00:56:15,540 --> 00:56:18,417 No. Mm-mmm. Don't think so. Oh, who's this? 902 00:56:18,501 --> 00:56:20,044 I'm not here for you. 903 00:56:20,128 --> 00:56:22,588 Oh, really? Oh, I know. You're here to protect my wife from me. 904 00:56:22,672 --> 00:56:25,049 - Well, thank you so much, you two. - Okay, stay back! 905 00:56:25,133 --> 00:56:27,009 - Behave! - Why don't you come inside here, huh? 906 00:56:27,093 --> 00:56:29,095 Come inside here. Where the hell are you goin'? 907 00:56:29,178 --> 00:56:32,890 - Get your ass upstairs. You're not goin' anywhere. - Stop! 908 00:56:32,974 --> 00:56:35,393 - Come on. - Where the hell do you think you're going? 909 00:56:35,476 --> 00:56:38,229 Get upstairs! What the hell ‒ Nobody's going anywhere, goddamn it. 910 00:56:38,312 --> 00:56:39,564 - Stop it! - No, goddamn it! 911 00:56:39,647 --> 00:56:41,566 - Don't touch my kids! - All right, take 'em. Go on. 912 00:56:41,649 --> 00:56:43,442 - Go on. - Don't touch them! 913 00:56:43,526 --> 00:56:46,737 - Well, take 'em then! Just take 'em! - Get in the car! 914 00:56:46,821 --> 00:56:49,198 Go! 915 00:56:49,282 --> 00:56:51,284 Get upstairs! 916 00:56:51,367 --> 00:56:54,829 - Olivia! - Seat belts! Put your seat belts on. 917 00:57:06,591 --> 00:57:07,758 Where are we going? 918 00:57:07,842 --> 00:57:10,761 We're going to stay with Carol and her family for a while. 919 00:57:13,014 --> 00:57:15,349 Don't look back. 920 00:57:15,433 --> 00:57:17,643 It's gonna be okay. 921 00:57:34,243 --> 00:57:38,289 Hey, Lee, Mason. Guys, when you want to take a break, here's a snack. 922 00:57:55,139 --> 00:57:58,392 Hey, Abby. Why don't you come help me with this? 923 00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:02,355 Why couldn't Randy and Mindy come with us? 924 00:58:02,438 --> 00:58:05,024 I'm not their legal guardian, honey. 925 00:58:05,107 --> 00:58:07,193 That would be kidnapping. I can't just ‒ 926 00:58:07,276 --> 00:58:08,903 Well, what's gonna happen to them? 927 00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:12,323 What happens when their legal guardian is dangerous and abusive? 928 00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:14,200 You know, I don't know, honey. 929 00:58:14,283 --> 00:58:17,662 I called their mom. I called the Child Protective Services. 930 00:58:17,745 --> 00:58:19,413 I have you and your brother. 931 00:58:19,497 --> 00:58:22,667 We're in a dangerous situation. You're my responsibility. 932 00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:25,253 Are we ever gonna see them again? 933 00:58:25,336 --> 00:58:28,089 I don't know. 934 00:58:28,172 --> 00:58:29,840 I hope so. 935 00:58:29,924 --> 00:58:31,801 How much longer are we gonna be here? 936 00:58:33,970 --> 00:58:35,680 Not long. We're ‒ 937 00:58:37,807 --> 00:58:41,102 I don't ‒ I don't know. 938 00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:43,938 I don't have the answer to everything. 939 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:47,942 Hey, listen. We are happy to have you here as long as you want. 940 00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:50,611 As long as you need. 941 00:58:50,695 --> 00:58:53,114 - This is fun for us, isn't it? - Mm-hmm. 942 00:58:53,197 --> 00:58:56,742 Yeah, it's like having a big sister, like having a brother. 943 00:58:56,826 --> 00:58:58,536 We're gonna help out, right? 944 00:58:58,619 --> 00:59:01,080 - You're not even gonna know we're here. - Okay. 945 00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:15,136 Mom, this is awful. 946 00:59:15,219 --> 00:59:17,972 You're dumping me in some parking lot of the school 947 00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:19,557 where I don't even know anyone. 948 00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:23,102 I'm leaving all my friends, and I didn't even get to say good-bye! 949 00:59:23,185 --> 00:59:27,023 - I don't know where to go! - Samantha, you go right through that door. 950 00:59:27,106 --> 00:59:29,108 The office is right there. They're expecting you. 951 00:59:29,191 --> 00:59:31,777 They're gonna give you your schedule. Here's your lunch money. 952 00:59:31,861 --> 00:59:34,155 I will pick you up right here at 3:30. 953 00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:36,157 I'm wearing dirty clothes 954 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:39,827 because you wouldn't even let us get our stuff! 955 00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:42,913 We don't even have a place to live! 956 00:59:42,997 --> 00:59:44,582 This sucks! 957 00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:49,128 Samantha! I'm doing the best I can! 958 00:59:49,211 --> 00:59:51,255 And you're right! It sucks! 959 00:59:51,339 --> 00:59:56,677 But it doesn't suck half as much as having a drunk fool slam your head against a wall! 960 00:59:56,761 --> 01:00:00,765 So cut your horseshit attitude! Put your seat belt on. 961 01:00:07,605 --> 01:00:11,067 You know, if you need anything, I'm in Room 112, right? 962 01:00:11,150 --> 01:00:12,151 Okay. 963 01:00:12,234 --> 01:00:15,071 This is Mrs. Darby's room. 964 01:00:15,154 --> 01:00:17,198 Oh, honey, it's gonna be okay. Okay? 965 01:00:17,281 --> 01:00:18,783 Mom. 966 01:00:22,703 --> 01:00:24,872 That concert was off the hook. 967 01:00:24,955 --> 01:00:28,209 I mean, when he smashed that board against that microphone, 968 01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:31,045 I swear, I thought of ‒ 969 01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:32,922 - Are you Mason? - Yeah. 970 01:00:33,005 --> 01:00:35,549 Hi. I'm Mrs. Darby. I'm glad to meet you. 971 01:00:35,633 --> 01:00:37,635 Why don't you sit here? 972 01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:41,138 - Kenny, off. - Yes, ma'am. 973 01:00:41,222 --> 01:00:42,723 Kenny. 974 01:00:42,807 --> 01:00:45,393 This is Mason, and I want you to show him around today, okay? 975 01:00:45,476 --> 01:00:46,977 - Got it. - Okay. 976 01:00:47,937 --> 01:00:50,523 Hey, dude. Welcome to the suck. 977 01:00:50,606 --> 01:00:53,067 Everybody, listen up. 978 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:55,403 We have a new student joining us today. 979 01:00:55,486 --> 01:00:57,780 His name is Mason. He's sitting in the back row. 980 01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:01,742 Kenny's gonna be his buddy, but I want each one of you 981 01:01:01,826 --> 01:01:04,036 to take the time today to introduce yourselves 982 01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:06,414 and welcome him to school. 983 01:01:06,497 --> 01:01:09,667 Okay? Right? Let's get started. 984 01:01:38,529 --> 01:01:40,030 What? 985 01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:43,784 Oh, hi. Can I put an Obama sign in your yard? 986 01:01:43,868 --> 01:01:47,037 Do I look like a Barack Hussein Obama supporter? 987 01:01:48,164 --> 01:01:49,123 No. 988 01:01:51,292 --> 01:01:53,461 This is private property. Get off. 989 01:01:53,544 --> 01:01:55,963 I could shoot you. 990 01:01:59,633 --> 01:02:01,135 What a dick. 991 01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:04,472 He had a Confederate flag on his house. 992 01:02:04,555 --> 01:02:07,016 Love it! Young Obama supporters out on the trail. 993 01:02:07,099 --> 01:02:10,186 This is great. Are you doing this through your school? 994 01:02:10,269 --> 01:02:12,980 - Um, our dad's a big supporter. - Oh, that's great. 995 01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:16,984 I mean, we just got to pull together to get this win, right? 996 01:02:17,067 --> 01:02:20,196 - Yeah. - I just love him so much. 997 01:02:20,279 --> 01:02:23,532 I have these dreams where I'm just kissing him 'cause I just love him so much! 998 01:02:23,616 --> 01:02:26,118 - He's so cute, isn't he? - Yeah. 999 01:02:26,202 --> 01:02:28,120 I made these T-shirts for my kids. 1000 01:02:28,204 --> 01:02:30,164 "My mama's for Obama." 1001 01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:32,917 - Do you like it? It's good, right? - Yeah. 1002 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,586 - Thanks for the sign. - No problem. 1003 01:02:35,669 --> 01:02:38,297 Hey, all right! Looks good. 1004 01:02:39,757 --> 01:02:41,884 How many you got left, two? All right, all right. We're done. 1005 01:02:41,967 --> 01:02:43,719 Let's get out of here. Come on, Sam. 1006 01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:45,721 - Go get that McCain sign, would you? - What? 1007 01:02:45,804 --> 01:02:48,432 Get the McCain sign. Rip it up. Come on. 1008 01:02:48,516 --> 01:02:50,935 Get it! Get it! Go, go, go! 1009 01:02:54,355 --> 01:02:56,190 Good job, good job. 1010 01:02:56,273 --> 01:02:58,275 I'm proud of you, Son. 1011 01:03:02,029 --> 01:03:04,031 You guys are gonna get us arrested. 1012 01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:08,160 I'm a patriot, all right? Sometimes in this life, you gotta fight. 1013 01:03:08,244 --> 01:03:13,040 And what is it that you do at these parties? 1014 01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:17,253 I don't know. Talk, dance, listen to music. 1015 01:03:17,336 --> 01:03:19,046 Uh-huh. And that's more fun to you 1016 01:03:19,129 --> 01:03:22,675 than going camping with your brother and your father, who love you? 1017 01:03:22,758 --> 01:03:25,219 Yes. Sorry. 1018 01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:27,888 Wow. Is there gonna be alcohol there? 1019 01:03:27,972 --> 01:03:31,016 Probably not. Maybe some of the seniors. 1020 01:03:31,100 --> 01:03:33,644 Mm-hmm. I know what this party is. 1021 01:03:33,727 --> 01:03:35,938 The parents are out of town, right? 1022 01:03:36,021 --> 01:03:37,940 Somebody's scored a keg. 1023 01:03:38,023 --> 01:03:40,526 You guys are gonna have a good time, trash the whole house. 1024 01:03:40,609 --> 01:03:42,611 - Right? Am I right? - No. No, Dad. 1025 01:03:42,695 --> 01:03:45,322 - Amy's really responsible. - Mm-hmm. 1026 01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:50,953 - Who's gonna be there? - Marie, Christine, Amy. Everyone. 1027 01:03:51,870 --> 01:03:54,873 Is, uh ‒ Is that guy on your Facebook page ‒ Is he gonna be there? 1028 01:03:54,957 --> 01:03:56,250 Who? 1029 01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:59,420 Come on. The guy that has got his arm wrapped around you 1030 01:03:59,503 --> 01:04:01,171 with his hair over his eyes. 1031 01:04:01,255 --> 01:04:03,007 - Garret? - Garret. 1032 01:04:03,090 --> 01:04:06,260 Is that his name? All right. Is Garret gonna be there? 1033 01:04:06,343 --> 01:04:08,220 Probably. 1034 01:04:08,304 --> 01:04:10,097 Probably. Uh-huh. You see? 1035 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:13,183 I learn more about her from her Facebook page 1036 01:04:13,267 --> 01:04:16,312 than I do from our scintillating conversation. 1037 01:04:16,395 --> 01:04:19,648 - Is he your boyfriend? - Kind of. 1038 01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:22,484 Have you met him? Has he been around the house? 1039 01:04:22,568 --> 01:04:26,030 - Sometimes. - Sometime-s? "S"? 1040 01:04:27,948 --> 01:04:31,285 You have a boyfriend. Wow. 1041 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:35,247 - Have you heard of Sarah Palin? - Yes. 1042 01:04:35,331 --> 01:04:39,043 What's the one thing you know about Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter? 1043 01:04:39,126 --> 01:04:40,878 - She's pregnant? - That's right. 1044 01:04:40,961 --> 01:04:43,589 What is the one thing that you are not going to be 1045 01:04:43,672 --> 01:04:46,091 in a couple of years when you turn 17? 1046 01:04:46,884 --> 01:04:48,802 - Pregnant? - That's right! 1047 01:04:48,886 --> 01:04:52,181 Now, what are the two ways that you can achieve that goal? 1048 01:04:52,264 --> 01:04:54,600 First is 1049 01:04:54,683 --> 01:04:56,477 not have any sex, okay? 1050 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:59,438 That's the first way. Just not engage in that. 1051 01:04:59,521 --> 01:05:01,982 That did not work out very well for your mother and me. 1052 01:05:02,066 --> 01:05:04,777 - What's the second? Where are you going? - Bathroom. 1053 01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:06,654 You don't have to go to the bathroom. Sit down. 1054 01:05:06,737 --> 01:05:08,739 Just sit down. 1055 01:05:08,822 --> 01:05:10,658 What's the second way? 1056 01:05:12,576 --> 01:05:15,120 Huh? Has your mother talked to you guys about this stuff? 1057 01:05:15,204 --> 01:05:16,664 - Oh, Dad! - Come on. 1058 01:05:16,747 --> 01:05:20,042 Has she talked to you about contraception? 1059 01:05:21,585 --> 01:05:24,296 Huh? What, has she ‒ Condoms? 1060 01:05:24,380 --> 01:05:26,340 - Has she talked about that? - Dad, please. 1061 01:05:26,423 --> 01:05:29,551 - What? Does Garret have a condom ‒ - Oh, God! 1062 01:05:29,635 --> 01:05:32,054 - What? What? Come on, Sam. - Dad! 1063 01:05:32,137 --> 01:05:34,515 We have to be able to talk about this. Come on. We do. 1064 01:05:34,598 --> 01:05:37,685 We can do it. Just stay with me here, all right? 1065 01:05:37,768 --> 01:05:39,603 It's as hard for me as it is for you. 1066 01:05:39,687 --> 01:05:42,481 But seriously, I read in an article in the paper the other day 1067 01:05:42,564 --> 01:05:47,152 that said although US teenagers are not the most sexually active, 1068 01:05:47,236 --> 01:05:50,864 we have the highest rate of teenage pregnancy, okay? 1069 01:05:50,948 --> 01:05:53,951 - Hey. What's goin' on? - Oh, hey, Tammy. How you doin'? 1070 01:05:54,034 --> 01:05:56,036 - Nice to see you. - Oh, yeah. Good to see you. 1071 01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:58,914 - Um, Tammy, this is my daughter Samantha. - Hey, Samantha. 1072 01:05:58,997 --> 01:06:01,166 And this is Mason Junior right here. Tammy. 1073 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:02,793 - Mason Junior. - Say hi. 1074 01:06:02,876 --> 01:06:04,503 - Hi. - Hi, Mason. Nice to meet you. 1075 01:06:04,586 --> 01:06:06,839 - Heard a lot about you guys. - What are you doing here? 1076 01:06:06,922 --> 01:06:09,049 I'm just here with some friends. 1077 01:06:09,133 --> 01:06:10,843 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 1078 01:06:10,926 --> 01:06:13,220 - What are you guys up to? - We're goin' camping. 1079 01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:15,222 Well, no. This one is not going camping. 1080 01:06:15,305 --> 01:06:18,517 - This one is going to a party. - Oh. Fun. 1081 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,519 We ‒ the men ‒ are going camping. 1082 01:06:20,602 --> 01:06:23,313 Boys are going camping. All right. Very nice. 1083 01:06:24,064 --> 01:06:26,066 Well, uh, are we still on for tomorrow? 1084 01:06:26,150 --> 01:06:29,570 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll drop him off at 7:00, and then I'll just call you. 1085 01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:31,113 - All right? - Okay. Great. 1086 01:06:31,196 --> 01:06:33,574 It was really nice meeting you both. Take care. 1087 01:06:33,657 --> 01:06:35,868 - Talk to you soon. Bye. - I'll see you. 1088 01:06:38,328 --> 01:06:40,748 Don't ‒ Don't look at me like that, all right? 1089 01:06:40,831 --> 01:06:43,000 I just ‒ Look, just to finish the point, okay? 1090 01:06:43,709 --> 01:06:47,755 I was 23 when your mom had you, all right? So was she, all right? 1091 01:06:47,838 --> 01:06:52,092 We didn't put ourselves in the best position to be great parents. 1092 01:06:52,176 --> 01:06:56,597 And I wish that ‒ I wish I were a better parent to you guys, all right? 1093 01:06:56,680 --> 01:07:01,351 And I-I hope that you can learn from my mistakes. 1094 01:07:01,435 --> 01:07:03,395 Okay? So wear a condom, okay? 1095 01:07:03,479 --> 01:07:06,440 - Oh! - Or get Garret. I don't know. 1096 01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:10,068 Whatever. 1097 01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:16,200 Now, listen to this song, all right? 1098 01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:24,458 It's straight up, the lyrics, and it's a straight-up old school country song. 1099 01:07:27,044 --> 01:07:28,796 Listen to the production. 1100 01:07:28,879 --> 01:07:31,298 The production's like, uh ‒ like Abbey Road or something. 1101 01:07:38,555 --> 01:07:41,099 You know, his old woman's gone. Straight up. 1102 01:08:04,331 --> 01:08:06,625 Yeah, I think she's about to get her master's degree. 1103 01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:09,711 - Well, then she's gonna start applying for teaching jobs? - I think she already has. 1104 01:08:09,795 --> 01:08:12,548 - Really? Where? - All over. 1105 01:08:12,631 --> 01:08:14,550 - All over Texas? - Yeah. 1106 01:08:14,633 --> 01:08:17,344 Well, if you gotta move, you gotta move, you know? It's no big deal. 1107 01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:20,597 We can handle that. I'll still come get you every other weekend. 1108 01:08:20,681 --> 01:08:23,684 I mean, unless she moves 500 miles away or something. 1109 01:08:23,767 --> 01:08:26,854 It'll just be a little more car time. No big deal. 1110 01:08:26,937 --> 01:08:29,690 - I'm just kinda sick of moving. - Well, I bet you are. 1111 01:08:29,773 --> 01:08:32,484 But you never know. I mean, I might have to move, right? 1112 01:08:32,568 --> 01:08:34,444 I'm working for this insurance company now. 1113 01:08:34,528 --> 01:08:36,780 These places get bought and sold all the time. 1114 01:08:36,864 --> 01:08:39,032 You know, we'll just roll with it. 1115 01:08:39,116 --> 01:08:40,826 I thought you were a musician. 1116 01:08:40,909 --> 01:08:45,497 I am, but... life is expensive, you know? 1117 01:08:45,581 --> 01:08:47,958 Guy's got to be responsible. 1118 01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:50,460 What do you think? Hey! You ‒ 1119 01:08:52,296 --> 01:08:54,339 Oh, you punk kid! 1120 01:08:54,423 --> 01:08:56,425 You got no respect! 1121 01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:03,432 You know that redhead at the bowling alley? 1122 01:09:03,515 --> 01:09:05,684 Sure. What about her? 1123 01:09:05,767 --> 01:09:07,227 Do you know her well? 1124 01:09:07,311 --> 01:09:10,647 Uh, you know, we've hung out a little bit. 1125 01:09:10,731 --> 01:09:13,734 Is she your girlfriend? 1126 01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:15,819 How do you mean? 1127 01:09:15,903 --> 01:09:17,905 Like, have you kissed her? 1128 01:09:19,364 --> 01:09:20,866 Um ‒ 1129 01:09:22,367 --> 01:09:24,828 Yeah, yeah. I've kissed her. 1130 01:09:24,912 --> 01:09:27,080 What about you? You got a girlfriend? 1131 01:09:27,164 --> 01:09:29,499 Sort of. 1132 01:09:29,583 --> 01:09:34,129 Really? Have you, uh ‒ Have you kissed her? 1133 01:09:34,212 --> 01:09:36,214 Not really. 1134 01:09:36,298 --> 01:09:38,091 Yeah. What have you done? 1135 01:09:38,175 --> 01:09:40,552 - We talked on the phone. - Oh, yeah? 1136 01:09:40,636 --> 01:09:42,763 - How'd that go? - Pretty terrible. 1137 01:09:42,846 --> 01:09:45,432 Yeah? Why? 1138 01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:47,809 Well, when we're at school, we got plenty to talk about, 1139 01:09:47,893 --> 01:09:51,980 but when we're alone or on the phone, it's like we have nothing in common. 1140 01:09:52,064 --> 01:09:53,857 Nothin'? 1141 01:09:53,941 --> 01:09:57,778 She's not interested in music or video games or ‒ 1142 01:09:57,861 --> 01:09:59,363 - Three best movies this summer. - Right. 1143 01:09:59,446 --> 01:10:01,448 Tropic Thunder, Dark Knight and Pineapple Express. 1144 01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:03,367 - Yeah, what about 'em? - She said they all sucked. 1145 01:10:03,450 --> 01:10:06,328 - Okay. What's she interested in? - I don't know. 1146 01:10:06,411 --> 01:10:08,789 - Goin' to the mall with her stupid friends. - All right. 1147 01:10:08,872 --> 01:10:11,500 - Well, is she cute? Watch your step there. - Yeah. 1148 01:10:11,583 --> 01:10:15,212 Yeah? All right. Well, here's what you do. All right? 1149 01:10:16,964 --> 01:10:19,716 First off, you gotta ask her a lot of questions. 1150 01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:21,927 Then you have to listen to the answers, all right? 1151 01:10:22,010 --> 01:10:24,054 Actually be interested in her. 1152 01:10:24,137 --> 01:10:28,475 If you can do those things, you're gonna be light-years ahead of all the other guys. 1153 01:10:28,558 --> 01:10:31,228 Okay, this is the best s'more I ever made in my life. 1154 01:10:31,311 --> 01:10:33,188 - Dad. - This is absolute peak. Look at this. 1155 01:10:33,271 --> 01:10:36,066 - Ah, that's just perfect. - Honey brown, no burn. 1156 01:10:36,149 --> 01:10:39,653 Look at that, huh? Sell that in the store. Mmm. 1157 01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:41,989 That's like advertisement worthy. 1158 01:10:42,072 --> 01:10:43,824 - Advertisement quality. - Yeah. 1159 01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:45,993 Mmm. 1160 01:10:46,076 --> 01:10:48,537 You think they ever will make another Star Wars? 1161 01:10:48,620 --> 01:10:51,999 I don't know. I think if they were to make another one, 1162 01:10:52,082 --> 01:10:55,168 that the period where this game is set is where it would have to be 1163 01:10:55,252 --> 01:10:57,295 'cause there's nothin' after, really. 1164 01:10:57,379 --> 01:10:59,506 Yeah. Return of the Jedi ‒ it's over. There's nothin' ‒ 1165 01:10:59,589 --> 01:11:01,466 Yeah, there's nothing else to do there. 1166 01:11:01,550 --> 01:11:04,886 - You can turn Han Solo into a Sith lord. - What are you gonna do? 1167 01:11:36,793 --> 01:11:39,046 - Good mornin'. - Good mornin'. 1168 01:11:39,129 --> 01:11:41,048 - You gotta pee? - Sure. 1169 01:11:41,131 --> 01:11:43,216 Yeah. Hit the campfire. 1170 01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:45,552 Ancient Native American custom. 1171 01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:47,971 You give back to the Earth what you take from it, 1172 01:11:48,055 --> 01:11:50,557 and you don't burn the forest down. 1173 01:12:03,070 --> 01:12:05,864 Okay, guys. Have a good day. 1174 01:12:05,947 --> 01:12:07,991 Mason, don't forget. I have to teach late today. 1175 01:12:08,075 --> 01:12:09,993 - Sam's gonna pick you up. Right, Sam? - Yeah. 1176 01:12:10,077 --> 01:12:12,245 - All right. - Okay. Bye, guys. 1177 01:12:12,329 --> 01:12:13,830 See ya. 1178 01:12:20,587 --> 01:12:23,423 - Hey. - That's what I was talking to you about. 1179 01:12:23,507 --> 01:12:26,968 - Yeah. Good luck with that. - See you, man. 1180 01:12:44,861 --> 01:12:47,280 - Don't bump into me, little bitch! - I didn't. 1181 01:12:47,364 --> 01:12:49,950 - You call me a liar? - No. 1182 01:12:50,033 --> 01:12:52,619 Don't act like you're tough shit, motherfucker. 1183 01:12:54,329 --> 01:12:56,915 I don't think pretty boy's hair's good enough. 1184 01:12:56,998 --> 01:13:00,544 Hey! Don't touch me, faggot! 1185 01:13:03,672 --> 01:13:05,632 You're a fuckin' asshole. 1186 01:13:23,483 --> 01:13:26,778 - Hey, Mason. - Hi, Jill. 1187 01:13:26,862 --> 01:13:29,197 So, where you going? 1188 01:13:29,281 --> 01:13:30,949 Over to the college. 1189 01:13:31,032 --> 01:13:33,660 - What's going on there? - My mom's a teacher. 1190 01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:36,830 Oh, cool. What does she teach? 1191 01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:38,915 Psychology, I think. 1192 01:13:40,125 --> 01:13:42,961 - What are you up to? - Oh, my mom owns Needleworks. 1193 01:13:43,044 --> 01:13:44,963 The arts and crafts store over there. 1194 01:13:45,046 --> 01:13:46,673 So I'm just kinda hanging out. 1195 01:13:46,756 --> 01:13:48,758 But I'm supposed to be going to the hospital soon. 1196 01:13:48,842 --> 01:13:52,095 - How come? - You know Courtney? 1197 01:13:52,179 --> 01:13:54,389 Girl with the dyed black hair and the nose ring? 1198 01:13:54,472 --> 01:13:57,934 - Wears Hot Topic every day? - I think so. 1199 01:13:58,018 --> 01:14:00,187 We used to be best friends growing up, 1200 01:14:00,270 --> 01:14:02,230 but we've kind of grown apart. 1201 01:14:02,314 --> 01:14:04,441 She sort of got all emo. She thinks I'm a prep. 1202 01:14:04,524 --> 01:14:06,193 But I still consider her a friend. 1203 01:14:06,276 --> 01:14:07,903 Anyway, she cut one of her wrists. 1204 01:14:07,986 --> 01:14:10,697 I don't know how bad, but I think I should go visit. 1205 01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:14,534 - So what are you reading? - Uh, it's Breakfast of Champions. 1206 01:14:14,618 --> 01:14:16,244 Kurt Vonnegut. 1207 01:14:16,328 --> 01:14:19,164 I think my older brother likes him. 1208 01:14:19,247 --> 01:14:21,750 I'm reading To Kill a Mockingbird for the third time. 1209 01:14:21,833 --> 01:14:23,668 My friends make fun of me. 1210 01:14:23,752 --> 01:14:27,255 I think I'm the only girl in the whole school who doesn't like the Twilight books. 1211 01:14:27,339 --> 01:14:29,633 - Have you read them? - Sure haven't. 1212 01:14:29,716 --> 01:14:33,220 I tried, but it was so cheesy. 1213 01:14:34,429 --> 01:14:36,556 So how do you like San Marcos? 1214 01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:38,308 I like it all right. 1215 01:14:38,391 --> 01:14:42,145 It's a lot smaller than Houston, but it seems pretty cool. 1216 01:14:42,229 --> 01:14:43,939 Have you always lived here? 1217 01:14:44,022 --> 01:14:46,524 Yeah. If you want the big city around here, 1218 01:14:46,608 --> 01:14:48,735 you have to drive to San Antonio or Austin. 1219 01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:50,570 Have you been there yet? 1220 01:14:50,654 --> 01:14:52,405 I went to San Antonio for a day, 1221 01:14:52,489 --> 01:14:55,742 but I haven't been to Austin yet. 1222 01:14:55,825 --> 01:14:59,871 That's where all the high school kids go on weekends for shows and stuff. 1223 01:14:59,955 --> 01:15:01,581 That's what I've heard. 1224 01:15:01,665 --> 01:15:03,875 So are you going to Shauna's party next weekend? 1225 01:15:03,959 --> 01:15:06,920 Um, I think I heard about it. I'm not really sure though. 1226 01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:09,589 - Well, you should. - Why's that? 1227 01:15:09,673 --> 01:15:14,261 LeeAnn has a big crush on you, and I know she was hoping you would go. 1228 01:15:14,344 --> 01:15:17,347 - You don't have a girlfriend, do you? - Not currently. 1229 01:15:17,430 --> 01:15:19,099 Well, then you should come. 1230 01:15:19,182 --> 01:15:21,810 - I'll tell Chase to make sure you're there. - Okay. 1231 01:15:21,893 --> 01:15:24,396 But don't tell LeeAnn I told you that. She'd kill me. 1232 01:15:24,479 --> 01:15:26,231 I won't. 1233 01:15:26,314 --> 01:15:29,192 - Well, I better get going. See you later. - Bye. 1234 01:15:32,612 --> 01:15:37,367 His cognitive series, his interviews with orphans, 1235 01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:39,661 ethology theorists' work. 1236 01:15:39,744 --> 01:15:42,539 And then he, in turn, was supported strongly 1237 01:15:42,622 --> 01:15:44,958 by Harry Harlow's rhesus monkey study. 1238 01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:49,129 You guys, you gotta think, this is the 1950s. This was radical. 1239 01:15:49,212 --> 01:15:51,923 This flew in the face of traditional learning theory, 1240 01:15:52,007 --> 01:15:55,927 of B.F. Skinner's classical and instrumental conditioning. 1241 01:15:56,803 --> 01:16:00,598 Now, Bowlby's gonna argue that human survival 1242 01:16:00,682 --> 01:16:03,643 depends on us falling in love. 1243 01:16:03,727 --> 01:16:07,480 It depends on me falling in love with my mother, 1244 01:16:07,564 --> 01:16:10,483 and my mother falling in love with me. 1245 01:16:10,567 --> 01:16:14,904 And if that doesn't happen, we're pretty much doomed. 1246 01:16:14,988 --> 01:16:16,990 Now think about it. 1247 01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:20,201 A tiger chases her tribe out of a cave. 1248 01:16:20,285 --> 01:16:23,038 Now, an ideal mother goes ‒ 1249 01:16:23,121 --> 01:16:25,749 "My baby! I love you! I'll protect you." 1250 01:16:25,832 --> 01:16:29,919 Or "Why am I gonna pick you up? You're gonna slow me down. 1251 01:16:30,003 --> 01:16:32,464 You are ‒ tiger kibble." 1252 01:16:34,299 --> 01:16:38,011 So next week we are gonna get into Bowlby's four stages of attachment. 1253 01:16:38,094 --> 01:16:40,472 Oh, oh, uh, Professor Douglas and I ‒ 1254 01:16:40,555 --> 01:16:42,349 Some of you might have classes with Elena ‒ 1255 01:16:42,432 --> 01:16:45,977 She and I are hosting a little pre-Thanksgiving get-together at my place, 1256 01:16:46,061 --> 01:16:49,105 so if anyone wants to come, please stop by. 1257 01:16:49,189 --> 01:16:51,649 I'm not the greatest cook. 1258 01:16:53,943 --> 01:16:55,445 Thanks, honey. 1259 01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:03,620 Samantha! 1260 01:17:05,205 --> 01:17:07,916 Why the hell didn't you pick up your brother like you said you would? 1261 01:17:07,999 --> 01:17:09,876 Mom, I know what you're gonna say. 1262 01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:12,504 She was running late, and we couldn't turn around. 1263 01:17:12,587 --> 01:17:14,047 No, no! No excuses! 1264 01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:16,549 The bottom line is you didn't do what you said you were gonna do. 1265 01:17:16,633 --> 01:17:18,176 You stranded your brother. 1266 01:17:18,259 --> 01:17:20,970 It's embarrassing to ask my friend to turn around 1267 01:17:21,054 --> 01:17:23,848 and go get some kid at the middle school. 1268 01:17:23,932 --> 01:17:26,518 What do you mean "some kid"? He's your brother. 1269 01:17:26,601 --> 01:17:28,561 And you know what? We've helped Janie out before. 1270 01:17:28,645 --> 01:17:31,564 She lives right around the corner. It's no big deal. 1271 01:17:31,648 --> 01:17:33,066 Sorry. 1272 01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:34,776 You know what, Samantha? 1273 01:17:34,859 --> 01:17:37,862 You need to start thinking long and hard about who you want to be. 1274 01:17:37,946 --> 01:17:40,407 Do you want to be a cooperative person 1275 01:17:40,490 --> 01:17:43,576 who's compassionate and helps people out, 1276 01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:45,703 or do you want to be a self-centered narcissist? 1277 01:17:45,787 --> 01:17:49,082 You know what? You're right. I am this horrible person. 1278 01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:51,835 But honestly, he's not a baby anymore. 1279 01:17:51,918 --> 01:17:53,711 You don't have to treat him like one. 1280 01:17:53,795 --> 01:17:57,090 He's in eighth grade, and he can find his way home if he wants to. 1281 01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:59,426 You know what? 1282 01:17:59,509 --> 01:18:02,554 When Gabi leaves, you and me are gonna have a chat. 1283 01:18:05,223 --> 01:18:08,101 Awkward. 1284 01:18:08,184 --> 01:18:09,978 Dude, that sucks. 1285 01:18:17,861 --> 01:18:20,947 - Hey, man. What's up? - Hey, we're going camping tonight. 1286 01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:22,782 - You in? - Uh, who's goin'? 1287 01:18:22,866 --> 01:18:25,869 My brother, one of his friends and Tony... maybe. 1288 01:18:26,911 --> 01:18:29,038 Yeah, let me check with my mom. 1289 01:18:30,874 --> 01:18:33,376 Hey, Mom. Can I go camping with Chase tonight? 1290 01:18:33,460 --> 01:18:35,253 Camping? Where? 1291 01:18:35,336 --> 01:18:38,214 Uh, at that house that his family's building. It's pretty much finished. 1292 01:18:38,298 --> 01:18:40,884 Well, will any adults be there? 1293 01:18:40,967 --> 01:18:42,886 His brother's a senior. 1294 01:18:42,969 --> 01:18:45,138 - You have your cell phone? - Yeah. 1295 01:18:45,221 --> 01:18:46,848 - Is it charged? - Mm-hmm. 1296 01:18:46,931 --> 01:18:50,393 Okay, do me a favor. Leave his parents' number and the address on the counter. 1297 01:18:50,477 --> 01:18:52,812 Okay. 1298 01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:57,192 Yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about! 1299 01:18:57,275 --> 01:18:58,985 - You ready? - Check this shit out. 1300 01:18:59,068 --> 01:19:00,987 That was all right, but this is gonna be badass. 1301 01:19:01,070 --> 01:19:03,490 All right, let me see ‒ Let me see what you can do. 1302 01:19:03,573 --> 01:19:08,161 This is your face. I'm about to break his face right here. 1303 01:19:08,244 --> 01:19:11,247 Oh, shit! 1304 01:19:11,331 --> 01:19:14,083 - Shit. - All right. Now check this out. 1305 01:19:14,167 --> 01:19:16,711 You might want to move. 1306 01:19:17,670 --> 01:19:19,589 Oh! 1307 01:19:19,672 --> 01:19:24,469 Ow! That'd be painful. That's like the kidneys, stomach, something. 1308 01:19:24,552 --> 01:19:26,012 Oh. 1309 01:19:28,056 --> 01:19:30,600 Check this out, man. 1310 01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:34,270 - Whoa! - Pancreas. 1311 01:19:34,354 --> 01:19:37,440 - That shit's lethal. - Yeah, that would be painful. 1312 01:19:37,524 --> 01:19:39,943 Man, have a beer, man. That was awesome. 1313 01:19:40,026 --> 01:19:42,820 - It's beer-30, children. - Nice. 1314 01:19:44,405 --> 01:19:46,699 - Aw, no, thanks. - Come on, man. 1315 01:19:48,201 --> 01:19:49,536 What are you, a pussy? 1316 01:19:49,619 --> 01:19:51,788 No, I just don't feel like drinking a beer right now. 1317 01:19:51,871 --> 01:19:54,624 Man, if you're too chickenshit to even have a beer, 1318 01:19:54,707 --> 01:19:56,876 I know for a fact that you have never gotten any pussy. 1319 01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:59,128 Like you guys have. 1320 01:19:59,212 --> 01:20:01,214 - Sure have. - When? 1321 01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:03,508 - Last summer. - With who? 1322 01:20:03,591 --> 01:20:07,554 It was awesome. Chase went down easy street and fucked this whore Nancy. 1323 01:20:07,637 --> 01:20:10,181 - At least that's what he said. - I did. Would I lie? 1324 01:20:10,265 --> 01:20:12,016 Bullshit. Quick, where were you? 1325 01:20:12,100 --> 01:20:15,687 At Tobler's house. And she fucked a couple other guys too. 1326 01:20:15,770 --> 01:20:19,732 Oh, man, his first piece of ass was sloppy seconds. 1327 01:20:19,816 --> 01:20:22,068 What about you, Mason? You ever got any? 1328 01:20:22,151 --> 01:20:24,737 Yeah, you ever made her howl into the night? 1329 01:20:24,821 --> 01:20:26,656 A few times. 1330 01:20:26,739 --> 01:20:28,866 - Really? - Yeah, right. 1331 01:20:28,950 --> 01:20:30,743 What was her name, Lucky? 1332 01:20:32,328 --> 01:20:33,997 No. 1333 01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:35,999 Jennifer. She doesn't live here though. 1334 01:20:36,082 --> 01:20:38,543 - She's back in Houston. - You're fuckin' lying. 1335 01:20:38,626 --> 01:20:40,587 I don't care if you assholes believe me or not. 1336 01:20:40,670 --> 01:20:45,341 Let me guess ‒ you were pulling all kinds of ass back home, but once you got down here, lefty. 1337 01:20:45,425 --> 01:20:48,428 Hey, fuck you. I would, but none of the girls here want to. 1338 01:20:48,511 --> 01:20:51,347 Dude, it's not what they want, man. It's what you want. 1339 01:20:51,431 --> 01:20:53,933 - True "dat." - You know what you should do? 1340 01:20:54,017 --> 01:20:57,604 - Join a band. That's all it takes, man. - Oh, yeah? 1341 01:20:57,687 --> 01:20:59,147 Fuck yeah, dude. 1342 01:20:59,230 --> 01:21:00,982 You don't even have to play that well. 1343 01:21:01,065 --> 01:21:05,612 Start playing your instrument, and they line up to give you blow jobs. Except for you. 1344 01:21:05,695 --> 01:21:08,448 Doesn't impress the ladies so much when you play flute for the marching band. 1345 01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:10,450 I'm not in the fucking marching band. 1346 01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:13,620 Oh, dude, you sure? I heard you play the skin flute. 1347 01:21:13,703 --> 01:21:15,455 All right. I got a question for you guys. 1348 01:21:15,538 --> 01:21:17,081 If you think you're so cool, 1349 01:21:17,165 --> 01:21:19,792 why are you hanging out with a bunch of eighth graders on a Friday night? 1350 01:21:19,876 --> 01:21:21,794 Hey, fuck you, you little penis wrinkle. 1351 01:21:21,878 --> 01:21:24,422 You're lucky to even be here. This is our campout. 1352 01:21:24,505 --> 01:21:26,716 The only reason you little cum gums are here is because 1353 01:21:26,799 --> 01:21:29,552 fucking Charlie's mom made him bring his little asshole brother, 1354 01:21:29,636 --> 01:21:32,305 and then he drags along you little dice danglers. 1355 01:21:32,388 --> 01:21:34,557 Fuckin' fuzz nut talking shit! 1356 01:21:34,641 --> 01:21:38,728 It's all good, man. These little fuzz nuts are gonna get their chance soon enough. 1357 01:21:38,811 --> 01:21:41,481 - We got some whores coming by later. - Yeah? 1358 01:21:41,564 --> 01:21:44,692 - Hell yeah! - Now, I know Chase will fuck anything. 1359 01:21:44,776 --> 01:21:47,070 I've seen this kid mount boulders before. 1360 01:21:47,153 --> 01:21:49,489 What about you guys? You in? 1361 01:21:49,572 --> 01:21:52,533 - Whatever. - All right. Good man. 1362 01:21:52,617 --> 01:21:55,328 - What about you, Peter Puffer? - I don't know. 1363 01:21:55,411 --> 01:21:58,831 - Maybe. - Dude, it's okay to be gay. We understand. 1364 01:21:58,915 --> 01:22:01,334 Just, you know, sleep over there. 1365 01:22:02,377 --> 01:22:04,337 I'm not gay. 1366 01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:07,090 - Give it some time, man. You'll realize. - Fuck y'all. 1367 01:22:07,173 --> 01:22:09,467 See, that's exactly my point, man. 1368 01:22:09,550 --> 01:22:12,011 Nah, we don't have whores coming over. 1369 01:22:12,095 --> 01:22:14,305 We were just fucking with you to see what you'd say. 1370 01:22:14,389 --> 01:22:16,891 And you just earned your "vage" badge. 1371 01:22:16,974 --> 01:22:18,643 Put it next to your bitch card. 1372 01:22:18,726 --> 01:22:20,353 Yeah, 'cause, you know, you're a bitch. 1373 01:22:20,436 --> 01:22:22,980 Now hold this like the bitch you are, bitch. 1374 01:22:23,064 --> 01:22:26,901 All right. This shit is called the death punch. 1375 01:22:28,903 --> 01:22:30,530 Oh! 1376 01:22:35,952 --> 01:22:37,453 Okay. 1377 01:22:39,872 --> 01:22:42,291 Hey, you guys made it. Good. 1378 01:22:42,375 --> 01:22:46,129 - Oh, there you are. - Oh, wow. 1379 01:22:46,212 --> 01:22:48,005 And here you go, hostess. 1380 01:22:48,089 --> 01:22:51,217 Oh, thank you. Hey, can I get you a plate? 1381 01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:53,428 - Oh, that's cool. - Thanks. 1382 01:22:53,511 --> 01:22:55,555 - You did that? - Yeah. 1383 01:22:55,638 --> 01:22:57,265 Wow. 1384 01:22:57,348 --> 01:22:59,600 - How long have you been doing that for? - Not very long. 1385 01:22:59,684 --> 01:23:02,687 Um, I went to this camp thing just this past summer. 1386 01:23:02,770 --> 01:23:05,064 They have a camp for graffiti? 1387 01:23:05,148 --> 01:23:07,358 - Well, they call it "urban art" ‒ - Oh. 1388 01:23:07,442 --> 01:23:09,318 so it sounds, you know, less illegal. 1389 01:23:09,402 --> 01:23:12,739 But it's only just a way to get free spray paint. 1390 01:23:13,489 --> 01:23:17,744 Cool. So is this your tag? Is that what they still call it? 1391 01:23:17,827 --> 01:23:20,747 Yeah, but you know, it's just letters that I'm good at writing. 1392 01:23:20,830 --> 01:23:23,166 It's good. K ‒ 1393 01:23:24,167 --> 01:23:25,877 - "E." - E ‒ 1394 01:23:25,960 --> 01:23:27,920 Z-J-O. 1395 01:23:28,004 --> 01:23:30,506 Kezjo. That's cool. 1396 01:23:30,590 --> 01:23:32,717 It doesn't really mean anything though. 1397 01:23:35,636 --> 01:23:38,347 - Is that your dad? - Yeah. 1398 01:23:38,431 --> 01:23:40,683 - Where's he live? - In Houston. 1399 01:23:40,767 --> 01:23:42,560 You get to see him much? 1400 01:23:42,643 --> 01:23:45,772 Yeah. You know, some weekends and over the summer. 1401 01:23:45,855 --> 01:23:46,814 Cool. 1402 01:23:46,898 --> 01:23:48,691 So, you're a student of my mom's, right? 1403 01:23:48,775 --> 01:23:52,695 Mm-hmm. Yeah, she's, um ‒ I got one class with her. 1404 01:23:52,779 --> 01:23:54,447 Yeah, she's cool. 1405 01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:57,283 How's she doing? Is she ‒ Is she a good teacher and everything? 1406 01:23:57,366 --> 01:23:58,868 Yeah. She's great. 1407 01:23:58,951 --> 01:24:02,121 She's super smart and she cares, you know. 1408 01:24:02,205 --> 01:24:03,748 She makes it interesting. 1409 01:24:03,831 --> 01:24:07,168 She's probably even my favorite teacher. 1410 01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:09,712 So, anyway, we figured out a way 1411 01:24:09,796 --> 01:24:12,924 to rig up our iPods to the external speakers on the ASV. 1412 01:24:13,007 --> 01:24:14,467 So every time we come rolling into town, 1413 01:24:14,550 --> 01:24:17,637 you knew the 456 was there 'cause we were bumping House of Pain. 1414 01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:19,972 It was like, "Jump around, jump around." 1415 01:24:20,056 --> 01:24:21,557 The whole family's coming outside. 1416 01:24:21,641 --> 01:24:24,101 You got the kids and the mom and the dad, 1417 01:24:24,185 --> 01:24:25,645 and they're all bouncing up and down. 1418 01:24:25,728 --> 01:24:27,522 We're throwing out candies for the kids 1419 01:24:27,605 --> 01:24:30,817 and soccer balls and Beanie Babies and Frisbees, 1420 01:24:30,900 --> 01:24:32,777 um, smokes for the adults, 1421 01:24:32,860 --> 01:24:36,572 and, uh, they loved ‒ they absolutely loved Gatorade. 1422 01:24:36,656 --> 01:24:39,742 But for some reason, you know, they hated the lemon lime flavor. 1423 01:24:39,826 --> 01:24:43,204 I don't know what it was. Yeah. Couldn't give it away. 1424 01:24:43,287 --> 01:24:48,626 - How long were you over there? - I did two tours in Iraq and one in Bosnia. 1425 01:24:48,709 --> 01:24:50,294 Wow. 1426 01:24:50,378 --> 01:24:52,630 - Did you enlist? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1427 01:24:52,713 --> 01:24:55,466 I was, um, Army National Guard. 1428 01:24:55,550 --> 01:24:57,677 And, uh, you know, coming straight out of high school, 1429 01:24:57,760 --> 01:24:59,262 needed money for college. 1430 01:24:59,345 --> 01:25:01,848 Seemed like a decent-paying job. And, uh, did my tour. 1431 01:25:01,931 --> 01:25:05,226 And whenever I got done, I told them if there's a world-changing event, 1432 01:25:05,309 --> 01:25:06,811 I'll come back. 1433 01:25:06,894 --> 01:25:08,354 And, uh, three months later, 1434 01:25:08,437 --> 01:25:11,232 9/11 happened, and I was back 9/12. 1435 01:25:11,941 --> 01:25:15,444 And I'm proud to say the 456, the whole time we were there, 1436 01:25:15,528 --> 01:25:17,989 we never lost a guy, not one casualty. 1437 01:25:18,072 --> 01:25:19,699 But is that odd? Is that unusual? 1438 01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:21,409 Yeah. 1439 01:25:21,492 --> 01:25:23,828 Almost impossible. 1440 01:25:23,911 --> 01:25:27,039 Like the guys that came along after us and replaced us, 1441 01:25:27,123 --> 01:25:28,666 they didn't listen to any of our advice. 1442 01:25:28,749 --> 01:25:31,711 They, you know, did basically the polar opposite of what we did, 1443 01:25:31,794 --> 01:25:34,547 and they lost seven guys in the first month. 1444 01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:38,718 Wow. What did you guys do differently? 1445 01:25:38,801 --> 01:25:43,014 Well, I'd like to think it's just a matter of mutual respect, you know. 1446 01:25:43,097 --> 01:25:45,975 All the time we spent over there building trust, 1447 01:25:46,058 --> 01:25:49,228 these guys basically destroyed it in three days. 1448 01:25:49,312 --> 01:25:51,314 So what did the locals think about why we're there? 1449 01:25:52,815 --> 01:25:55,860 Oil. Plain and simple. 1450 01:26:45,868 --> 01:26:48,788 Hey, Mason. One last hit. 1451 01:26:56,045 --> 01:26:58,798 Hey. Mickey Mouse Club. 1452 01:26:58,881 --> 01:27:00,716 Get the fuck out of my car. 1453 01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:03,719 Just crawl out the back window or something, man. 1454 01:27:10,351 --> 01:27:12,687 I'm gonna miss you. 1455 01:27:12,770 --> 01:27:14,480 I'll see you on Sunday night. 1456 01:27:14,563 --> 01:27:16,565 All right. You better text me. 1457 01:27:19,402 --> 01:27:21,696 Mm. Do you have any gum? 1458 01:27:21,779 --> 01:27:24,865 Um ‒ Yeah, I do, actually. 1459 01:27:24,949 --> 01:27:27,201 - Here you go. - Thanks. See ya. 1460 01:27:29,537 --> 01:27:30,997 And they're buying this party line 1461 01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:33,457 that they're supposed to feel bad and trade off their own pension, 1462 01:27:33,541 --> 01:27:35,918 as if that's what's been corrupting this nation. 1463 01:27:36,002 --> 01:27:38,838 Yeah, because those who hear Fox, in my opinion, are being lied to. 1464 01:27:38,921 --> 01:27:42,341 Yeah, thank God for Wisconsin. We have to follow that example. 1465 01:27:42,425 --> 01:27:43,926 You're right. 1466 01:27:45,928 --> 01:27:48,848 Hey, Mason. What time is it? 1467 01:27:48,931 --> 01:27:51,225 Uh, like 12:15. 1468 01:27:51,934 --> 01:27:53,436 Happy birthday. 1469 01:27:53,519 --> 01:27:55,980 Happy birthday! 1470 01:27:56,063 --> 01:27:59,608 Mason, it's your birthday? 1471 01:27:59,692 --> 01:28:01,193 Uh, just now, I guess. 1472 01:28:01,277 --> 01:28:03,362 - Yeah, how old are you? - Fifteen. 1473 01:28:03,446 --> 01:28:04,947 Fifteen. 1474 01:28:05,031 --> 01:28:08,034 Give me a hug. Happy birthday. 1475 01:28:08,117 --> 01:28:10,202 Oh, my goodness. 1476 01:28:10,286 --> 01:28:11,829 Hey. 1477 01:28:12,747 --> 01:28:14,373 Have you ‒ Have you been drinking? 1478 01:28:15,583 --> 01:28:18,377 - Have you? - Yeah, a little. 1479 01:28:18,461 --> 01:28:21,547 - Have you? - A little bit. 1480 01:28:21,630 --> 01:28:23,758 Have you been ‒ 1481 01:28:24,675 --> 01:28:26,552 A little bit. 1482 01:28:26,635 --> 01:28:28,554 Oh. 1483 01:28:28,637 --> 01:28:31,390 - Oh, okay. - I'm gonna go to sleep. 1484 01:28:34,018 --> 01:28:36,020 Talk in the morning, huh? 1485 01:28:36,979 --> 01:28:39,023 - Hey, Dad. - Hey! 1486 01:28:39,106 --> 01:28:40,983 - How you doing? - Good. 1487 01:28:41,067 --> 01:28:43,152 - Whose car is that? - That's our car. 1488 01:28:43,235 --> 01:28:45,362 - Hop on in there. - Hey. 1489 01:28:45,446 --> 01:28:47,323 Hey, sweetie. Mmm. 1490 01:28:47,406 --> 01:28:48,908 Aw. 1491 01:28:48,991 --> 01:28:51,744 Hey, Cooper. Hey. 1492 01:28:51,827 --> 01:28:53,496 How's it going? 1493 01:28:53,579 --> 01:28:55,164 Hello, little brother. 1494 01:28:55,247 --> 01:28:56,665 He's so cute. 1495 01:28:56,749 --> 01:28:58,709 Can we just replace that part of the pipe? 1496 01:28:58,793 --> 01:29:01,587 No. No, it's-it's no good. Everything is no good. 1497 01:29:01,670 --> 01:29:04,090 - ¿All of it? Total? - Everything. Yes. Look. 1498 01:29:05,007 --> 01:29:08,302 You see? It breaks. Look. Stand there so she can see. 1499 01:29:08,385 --> 01:29:09,929 This one is ‒ 1500 01:29:10,012 --> 01:29:12,890 - Gusto. It's stronger ‒ - Yes. It's better. Yes, yes, yes. 1501 01:29:12,973 --> 01:29:15,935 Hey, listen, thanks for that camera you got Mason. 1502 01:29:16,018 --> 01:29:18,062 - Oh, yeah. - He's loving that thing. 1503 01:29:18,145 --> 01:29:20,314 - He's all into the photography thing right now. - Yeah, I know. 1504 01:29:20,397 --> 01:29:23,609 He's actually talking about turning his closet into a darkroom. 1505 01:29:23,692 --> 01:29:25,945 The red light and developing ‒ the whole bit. 1506 01:29:26,028 --> 01:29:28,405 - You all right with that? - I probably won't see him for a week. 1507 01:29:28,489 --> 01:29:30,866 - Yeah. Right. - But he's having a good time. 1508 01:29:30,950 --> 01:29:33,285 - At least he's focused on something. - Yeah. Yeah. 1509 01:29:33,369 --> 01:29:35,121 - That's what I like. - Yeah, he's all about it. 1510 01:29:35,204 --> 01:29:37,456 Okay, let's go grande. 1511 01:29:37,540 --> 01:29:39,959 It's good? It's better. Yes. 1512 01:29:40,042 --> 01:29:42,753 Look. Grab the "pipe" and the box and we're going to do all of it. 1513 01:29:42,837 --> 01:29:44,296 - Of course. - Yes. 1514 01:29:45,589 --> 01:29:48,384 Hey, you know, you're smart. You should be in school. 1515 01:29:49,385 --> 01:29:51,428 I like school. I need school. 1516 01:29:51,512 --> 01:29:54,390 But it's hard. I working all days. 1517 01:29:54,473 --> 01:29:56,976 Go to night school at community college. 1518 01:29:57,059 --> 01:29:58,644 It's-It's pretty affordable. 1519 01:29:58,727 --> 01:30:00,980 You're doing a nice job with the house though. It's looking great. 1520 01:30:01,063 --> 01:30:02,189 - Thanks. - Really great. 1521 01:30:02,273 --> 01:30:04,233 Yeah. Some fix-its here and there. 1522 01:30:04,316 --> 01:30:07,987 We got a good deal on a foreclosure, so now I'm finding out why. 1523 01:30:08,070 --> 01:30:09,530 - Yeah, right. Hey, bud. - You know? 1524 01:30:09,613 --> 01:30:11,574 Hey. Happy birthday, huh? 1525 01:30:11,657 --> 01:30:13,450 - What's that? - That's our new car. 1526 01:30:13,534 --> 01:30:15,244 Get in it. 1527 01:30:15,327 --> 01:30:17,163 All right, have a good weekend. 1528 01:30:17,246 --> 01:30:18,455 Hey. 1529 01:30:18,539 --> 01:30:20,291 - Hi. - How you doing? 1530 01:30:20,374 --> 01:30:22,209 - Good to see you. - You too. 1531 01:30:22,293 --> 01:30:23,919 Hey. 1532 01:30:24,003 --> 01:30:27,256 - How are you? - Ooh. 1533 01:30:27,339 --> 01:30:30,134 You look great. Ooh! Look at him. 1534 01:30:30,217 --> 01:30:32,511 Oh! He's got Mason's nose. 1535 01:30:32,595 --> 01:30:35,055 - Yeah, isn't he cute? - Yeah. 1536 01:30:35,139 --> 01:30:36,599 - All right. - Bye, you guys. 1537 01:30:36,682 --> 01:30:38,184 We got a big drive ahead of us. 1538 01:30:38,267 --> 01:30:40,853 - Bye, Sam. - You guys drive safe. 1539 01:30:40,936 --> 01:30:44,106 All right. Well, we'll be back tomorrow night. 1540 01:30:44,190 --> 01:30:46,817 Bye, honey. I'm so glad you were born. 1541 01:31:01,874 --> 01:31:04,376 So, this is, like, Annie's car and ‒ 1542 01:31:04,460 --> 01:31:06,795 and you drive the GTO? 1543 01:31:06,879 --> 01:31:09,006 I guess you can't really put a baby seat in that thing. 1544 01:31:09,089 --> 01:31:12,343 Yeah, no. But I had to sell that anyway. 1545 01:31:13,344 --> 01:31:16,388 - You what? - Yeah, I had to sell that. 1546 01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:19,225 So ‒ So it's gone? 1547 01:31:19,308 --> 01:31:22,937 Yeah, some sucker collector from California paid 22 grand for it, 1548 01:31:23,020 --> 01:31:26,065 which is great 'cause I basically got to pay for this in cash. 1549 01:31:26,148 --> 01:31:28,734 I only paid 8,500 for that thing way back when. 1550 01:31:28,817 --> 01:31:31,403 Cars are generally a terrible investment, you know? 1551 01:31:31,487 --> 01:31:34,365 Soon as you drive them off the lot, you got a used car on your hands, 1552 01:31:34,448 --> 01:31:36,116 and the value's only dropping from there. 1553 01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:40,037 But if you take care of it, you know, 1554 01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:43,249 and you get lucky and it's a classic, the value starts going up again. 1555 01:31:43,332 --> 01:31:47,503 Shit, you got guys paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for some Shelby Cobra. 1556 01:31:53,050 --> 01:31:54,927 What? 1557 01:31:55,010 --> 01:31:56,637 You don't remember? 1558 01:31:58,222 --> 01:32:01,058 - Remember what? - Really? 1559 01:32:03,811 --> 01:32:06,397 You said that was gonna be my car when I turned 16. 1560 01:32:06,480 --> 01:32:08,023 What? 1561 01:32:08,107 --> 01:32:10,943 - No, I didn't. I never said that. - I remember. 1562 01:32:11,026 --> 01:32:12,569 I was in third grade, 1563 01:32:12,653 --> 01:32:16,031 and you were taking me over to Anthony Nagar's house for his birthday, 1564 01:32:16,115 --> 01:32:18,617 and we were there early, so we gave him a ride around the block. 1565 01:32:18,701 --> 01:32:20,369 He was talking about how much he loved your car, 1566 01:32:20,452 --> 01:32:22,955 and you were all like, "This is gonna be Mason's when he turns 16." 1567 01:32:23,038 --> 01:32:25,624 What are you ‒ 1568 01:32:25,708 --> 01:32:27,501 First off, I have no memory of that, all right? 1569 01:32:27,584 --> 01:32:30,212 Second of all, I would never say that. Never. 1570 01:32:30,296 --> 01:32:32,298 You did though. 1571 01:32:32,381 --> 01:32:34,967 What ‒ Mason. 1572 01:32:36,468 --> 01:32:38,804 What about your sister? I'm just gonna forget about her? 1573 01:32:38,887 --> 01:32:40,848 Come on, how's that fair? 1574 01:32:40,931 --> 01:32:43,475 Huh? Anthony Nagar. What ‒ 1575 01:32:43,559 --> 01:32:45,394 Are you ‒ 1576 01:32:45,477 --> 01:32:47,646 Oh, come on. 1577 01:32:48,397 --> 01:32:50,232 I mean, you're not ‒ 1578 01:32:55,571 --> 01:32:57,614 Look, you can sit there like there's a death in the family, 1579 01:32:57,698 --> 01:32:59,783 but bottom line is that was my car. 1580 01:32:59,867 --> 01:33:03,203 I paid for it, I took care of it, and I can do whatever I want with it. 1581 01:33:04,121 --> 01:33:06,415 All right? I'm sorry if you had other ideas about it, 1582 01:33:06,498 --> 01:33:09,335 but when you get older, you can save up and buy a car of your own 1583 01:33:09,418 --> 01:33:11,420 and be cool like I used to be. 1584 01:33:12,921 --> 01:33:16,050 Or... you can get a minivan. 1585 01:33:23,182 --> 01:33:25,726 We're gonna make you swim out of here 1586 01:33:25,809 --> 01:33:28,020 in your own blood. 1587 01:33:29,855 --> 01:33:32,483 Does your mom actually let you watch this? 1588 01:33:32,566 --> 01:33:34,193 Yeah. She likes it too. 1589 01:33:35,694 --> 01:33:37,363 Oh, my God. 1590 01:33:43,702 --> 01:33:45,537 - Okay. Well ‒ - Yeah. 1591 01:33:45,621 --> 01:33:47,706 Have you ever seen her in concert? 1592 01:33:47,790 --> 01:33:50,209 No. But she's coming to Houston in April. 1593 01:33:50,292 --> 01:33:51,919 - She's coming to Houston? - Mm-hmm. 1594 01:33:52,002 --> 01:33:55,214 Your dad and I could get you tickets and you can stay with us. 1595 01:33:55,297 --> 01:33:57,633 - That'd be great. - Yeah. 1596 01:34:00,219 --> 01:34:01,720 - Hey, hey, Annie? - Yeah? 1597 01:34:01,804 --> 01:34:04,681 Will you get me the little birthday present for Mason? 1598 01:34:04,765 --> 01:34:06,225 - Yeah, babe. - All right. 1599 01:34:06,308 --> 01:34:09,978 This one ‒ This one needs a little explanation, okay? 1600 01:34:10,062 --> 01:34:11,522 Open it up. 1601 01:34:12,564 --> 01:34:15,609 I call that the Beatles' Black Album. 1602 01:34:15,692 --> 01:34:21,573 What it is is the best of John, Paul, George and Ringo solo, post-breakup. 1603 01:34:21,657 --> 01:34:23,117 Thanks. 1604 01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:25,411 Yeah, basically, I put the band back together for you. 1605 01:34:25,494 --> 01:34:27,413 Whenever you listen to too much of the solo stuff, 1606 01:34:27,496 --> 01:34:28,956 it kind of becomes a drag, you know? 1607 01:34:29,039 --> 01:34:31,750 But you put 'em next to each other, right, 1608 01:34:31,834 --> 01:34:35,295 and they start to elevate each other, and then you can hear it. 1609 01:34:35,379 --> 01:34:37,256 Ah. It's the Beatles. You know? 1610 01:34:37,339 --> 01:34:40,926 I don't know. I think I always just liked Paul the best. 1611 01:34:41,009 --> 01:34:42,553 It doesn't matter. You're missing the point. 1612 01:34:42,636 --> 01:34:44,763 There is no favorite Beatle. 1613 01:34:44,847 --> 01:34:46,765 That's what I'm saying. It's in the balance. 1614 01:34:46,849 --> 01:34:51,311 That's what made them the greatest fucking rock band in the world, okay? 1615 01:34:51,395 --> 01:34:54,606 And there's this decade of music out there that's been scattered. 1616 01:34:54,690 --> 01:34:59,194 And now it has been carefully found, arranged and ordered for you 1617 01:34:59,278 --> 01:35:00,779 by your loving father. 1618 01:35:00,863 --> 01:35:03,949 Very arranged and very organized over and over again 1619 01:35:04,032 --> 01:35:06,285 - by your loving father. - Yes, yes, yes. 1620 01:35:06,368 --> 01:35:08,287 So, I mean, look at that ‒ look at that. 1621 01:35:08,370 --> 01:35:10,122 Top of volume II, first four tracks, 1622 01:35:10,205 --> 01:35:11,707 you've got "Band on the Run" 1623 01:35:11,790 --> 01:35:14,585 into "My Sweet Lord," into "Jealous Guy," into "Photograph." 1624 01:35:14,668 --> 01:35:17,588 I mean, come on, it's like the perfect segue. 1625 01:35:17,671 --> 01:35:19,840 You got Paul who takes you to the party, 1626 01:35:19,923 --> 01:35:21,633 George who talks to you about God, 1627 01:35:21,717 --> 01:35:25,137 John who says no, it's about love and pain, 1628 01:35:25,220 --> 01:35:27,306 and then Ringo who just says hey, 1629 01:35:27,389 --> 01:35:29,975 can't we enjoy what we have while we have it? 1630 01:35:30,058 --> 01:35:32,603 It's a good record. I shit you not. 1631 01:35:32,686 --> 01:35:34,271 Cool. 1632 01:36:00,255 --> 01:36:01,798 Hey there, Cliff. 1633 01:36:01,882 --> 01:36:04,676 Hey, how you doin'? How you doin'? 1634 01:36:04,760 --> 01:36:07,930 - It's good to see you. - Great to see you. 1635 01:36:08,013 --> 01:36:10,849 - You made it all right. - Yeah, we sure did. We sure did. 1636 01:36:10,933 --> 01:36:12,434 How are you, darlin'? 1637 01:36:12,518 --> 01:36:14,895 - All right, we ready? - Yeah, yeah, get started. 1638 01:36:14,978 --> 01:36:17,189 Wait. Help light 'em up. 1639 01:36:17,272 --> 01:36:19,525 Hey, Sam. 1640 01:36:19,608 --> 01:36:21,193 Come on. 1641 01:36:21,276 --> 01:36:22,986 Hey, still sleeping here? 1642 01:36:23,070 --> 01:36:24,821 - Oh, yeah. - Hey, buddy. 1643 01:36:24,905 --> 01:36:26,949 - Sawin' logs. - Oh! Ready? 1644 01:36:48,387 --> 01:36:50,055 Make a wish. Make a wish. 1645 01:36:51,431 --> 01:36:54,226 - Hey! - Real good! 1646 01:36:54,309 --> 01:36:57,020 Presents. Wait, wait, wait. Here, sweetie. 1647 01:36:57,104 --> 01:36:59,648 Sam, would you get us a knife so we can cut this up? 1648 01:36:59,731 --> 01:37:01,358 All right. 1649 01:37:01,441 --> 01:37:02,901 I hope you like it. 1650 01:37:02,985 --> 01:37:05,320 I heard you didn't have one, so ‒ 1651 01:37:05,404 --> 01:37:08,156 It's a Bible. This is your first Bible. 1652 01:37:08,240 --> 01:37:10,242 Look. There's your name. 1653 01:37:10,325 --> 01:37:12,411 - Wow. - In gold. And wait, wait, wait. 1654 01:37:12,494 --> 01:37:14,705 Look at this. Okay. It's a red letter edition, 1655 01:37:14,788 --> 01:37:17,916 and that means that everything that Jesus said is in red. 1656 01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:19,668 - Thank you. - Like it? 1657 01:37:19,751 --> 01:37:22,421 All right. I love you, sweetie. Happy birthday. 1658 01:37:22,504 --> 01:37:25,465 - This one's from us. - Wait. 1659 01:37:25,549 --> 01:37:28,594 It's not gonna make all your dreams come true. 1660 01:37:28,677 --> 01:37:30,095 Just keep your expectations low. 1661 01:37:30,178 --> 01:37:31,722 No, no, no. You need it. 1662 01:37:31,805 --> 01:37:34,683 Hey! Come on, right? You gotta have it. 1663 01:37:34,766 --> 01:37:37,060 You need this. You've got a life ahead of you. 1664 01:37:37,144 --> 01:37:39,688 And the shirt is blue, and I know you like blue. 1665 01:37:39,771 --> 01:37:41,273 You've got dances and job interviews. 1666 01:37:41,356 --> 01:37:43,650 I'm gonna get it all wrinkled here. 1667 01:37:43,734 --> 01:37:45,235 - Mason? - The Black Album was from me. 1668 01:37:45,319 --> 01:37:47,029 - Uh-oh. - Come here, son. 1669 01:37:54,202 --> 01:37:55,704 Pull that off. 1670 01:37:57,581 --> 01:37:59,583 There's a 20-gauge shotgun. 1671 01:37:59,666 --> 01:38:01,293 - Wow. - Yeah. 1672 01:38:01,376 --> 01:38:03,920 My dad gave it to me when I was a little younger than you, 1673 01:38:04,004 --> 01:38:05,839 and his dad gave it to him, 1674 01:38:05,922 --> 01:38:11,637 and, well, you're 15 and I'd like for you to have it, all right? 1675 01:38:11,720 --> 01:38:13,555 Here, you hold it. 1676 01:38:14,514 --> 01:38:15,974 Yeah? 1677 01:38:16,058 --> 01:38:17,559 - Thank you. - Congratulations, son. 1678 01:38:17,643 --> 01:38:21,813 I'll teach you how to clean it, teach you how to fire it. 1679 01:38:21,897 --> 01:38:24,733 I'll teach you a little bit of safety. 1680 01:38:24,816 --> 01:38:26,985 Now cock it. All right, there you go. 1681 01:38:27,069 --> 01:38:29,946 Now, what you want to do is line up the front sight with the back sight here. 1682 01:38:30,030 --> 01:38:31,531 - You see this little "V" right here? - Mm-hmm. 1683 01:38:31,615 --> 01:38:33,492 - Now, which one you aiming at? - Uh, the middle can. 1684 01:38:33,575 --> 01:38:35,494 The middle can? All right, all right. 1685 01:38:35,577 --> 01:38:38,288 - Now, fire at will, all right? - All right. 1686 01:38:39,498 --> 01:38:41,166 - Ho! Whoa! - Yeah! 1687 01:38:41,249 --> 01:38:42,751 All right, watch out, watch out. 1688 01:38:42,834 --> 01:38:44,795 Whoa. Be careful. All right. 1689 01:38:44,878 --> 01:38:46,421 Ready? 1690 01:38:47,714 --> 01:38:48,715 Pull! 1691 01:38:51,218 --> 01:38:53,261 Oh, you-you, uh ‒ you hit a little low. 1692 01:38:53,345 --> 01:38:55,305 Wait until it gets up high and then shoot, all right? 1693 01:38:55,389 --> 01:38:57,224 'Cause then it's a better aim coming down. 1694 01:38:59,935 --> 01:39:01,561 Remember, second trigger. 1695 01:39:01,645 --> 01:39:03,271 Mm-hmm. 1696 01:39:04,648 --> 01:39:06,608 - Ready? - Mm-hmm. 1697 01:39:08,193 --> 01:39:09,986 Pull! 1698 01:39:10,070 --> 01:39:13,281 Ha! Ha! Look what you did. 1699 01:39:13,365 --> 01:39:15,158 Well, you nailed it, didn't you? 1700 01:39:15,951 --> 01:39:17,828 - How's that feel? - Felt good. 1701 01:39:17,911 --> 01:39:20,038 Yeah, it felt good. Good. 1702 01:40:24,352 --> 01:40:26,938 - Oh! You're our first audience, you know? 1703 01:40:27,022 --> 01:40:28,940 That was ‒ It was wonderful. 1704 01:40:29,024 --> 01:40:30,942 Mason demanded we work on it the whole time. 1705 01:40:31,026 --> 01:40:34,070 - Thank you, thank you. - It's a work in progress. 1706 01:40:34,154 --> 01:40:37,783 A week later ‒ We don't know why Thomas wasn't there the first time. 1707 01:40:37,866 --> 01:40:43,538 But a week later, Thomas comes back and joins the other disciples. 1708 01:40:43,622 --> 01:40:45,624 They say, "Hey, the Lord's alive. We saw him." 1709 01:40:45,707 --> 01:40:49,294 "I won't believe it until I put my finger into his side 1710 01:40:49,377 --> 01:40:51,755 and I'm gonna see those nail prints in his hands." 1711 01:40:51,838 --> 01:40:56,802 Phew. About that time, here comes Jesus standing right next to him, okay? 1712 01:40:56,885 --> 01:40:58,929 And he turns to Thomas. 1713 01:40:59,012 --> 01:41:00,514 Don't you know Thomas felt some shame? 1714 01:41:00,597 --> 01:41:05,477 He turns to Thomas and says, "Thomas, here, stick your finger in my side. 1715 01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:07,604 Look at these nail prints. It's me." 1716 01:41:07,687 --> 01:41:12,067 And Thomas says, "My Lord and my God, I believe." 1717 01:41:12,150 --> 01:41:15,070 And Jesus said, "Well, that's good. 1718 01:41:15,153 --> 01:41:19,950 But blessed are those who can believe without seeing." 1719 01:41:20,033 --> 01:41:22,369 It's a lot easier when you can see 1720 01:41:22,452 --> 01:41:24,579 and feel and touch. 1721 01:41:24,663 --> 01:41:28,708 But like us, we haven't seen him in the flesh. 1722 01:41:28,792 --> 01:41:30,418 We haven't felt him in the flesh, 1723 01:41:30,502 --> 01:41:32,838 but we have experienced him in the spirit. 1724 01:41:32,921 --> 01:41:35,632 At least I have. And I hope y'all have too. 1725 01:41:37,092 --> 01:41:38,635 This pond's right up here. 1726 01:41:41,972 --> 01:41:43,682 Ooh, it's low. 1727 01:41:43,765 --> 01:41:45,684 Yeah. 1728 01:41:45,767 --> 01:41:48,478 My dad could take you fishing next time you're here if you want. 1729 01:41:48,562 --> 01:41:50,063 Nice. 1730 01:41:52,566 --> 01:41:55,277 Hey, baby. What's going on? 1731 01:41:57,028 --> 01:41:58,989 I think we're just gonna hang out here for a minute. 1732 01:41:59,072 --> 01:42:01,074 - You want me to stay with you? - No, it's okay. 1733 01:42:01,157 --> 01:42:02,951 - You sure? - Yeah, thanks. 1734 01:42:08,248 --> 01:42:11,710 Mason, why are you such a stick-in-the-mud? 1735 01:42:11,793 --> 01:42:13,879 What are you even talking about? 1736 01:42:13,962 --> 01:42:17,215 Hey, you guys don't mind coming back here on the 20th, do you, for Cooper's baptism? 1737 01:42:17,299 --> 01:42:18,758 - No, it's fine. - Sam? 1738 01:42:18,842 --> 01:42:20,844 - Okay. - I appreciate it. 1739 01:42:20,927 --> 01:42:23,680 It means a lot to Annie and her folks, you know. 1740 01:42:25,140 --> 01:42:27,350 Were we baptized? 1741 01:42:30,896 --> 01:42:34,816 I wasn't the least bit concerned with the state of your soul. 1742 01:42:34,900 --> 01:42:37,402 - We can do it now, though, if you want. - No, I think I'm all right. 1743 01:42:37,485 --> 01:42:39,404 You and Cooper together, you know. 1744 01:42:39,487 --> 01:42:41,323 Dunk your heads. 1745 01:42:41,406 --> 01:42:44,326 You're not becoming one of those God people, are you, Dad? 1746 01:42:44,409 --> 01:42:46,328 And what's that supposed to mean, hmm? 1747 01:42:46,411 --> 01:42:48,163 I can hear you! 1748 01:42:48,246 --> 01:42:52,250 Well, I think that shotgun should live at my house, huh? 1749 01:42:52,334 --> 01:42:54,336 I don't think your mom would love that. 1750 01:42:57,255 --> 01:42:59,966 Hey, look out, Sam. Let me show you how it's done. 1751 01:43:03,219 --> 01:43:05,388 Nice, Dad. 1752 01:43:05,472 --> 01:43:08,725 Still got the goods, hmm? 1753 01:43:21,112 --> 01:43:23,198 How long you been in here, Mason? 1754 01:43:23,823 --> 01:43:25,283 I'm not sure. 1755 01:43:25,367 --> 01:43:26,868 I'm sure. 1756 01:43:26,952 --> 01:43:28,787 All class. 1757 01:43:28,870 --> 01:43:30,747 Did you complete your image diary? 1758 01:43:30,830 --> 01:43:32,040 Not yet. 1759 01:43:32,123 --> 01:43:35,126 Completed your digital contact sheet? 1760 01:43:35,210 --> 01:43:38,129 Not quite. But, I mean, it's not gonna take me long. 1761 01:43:38,213 --> 01:43:40,840 "Not yet."Not quite." 1762 01:43:41,925 --> 01:43:44,594 Darkroom time is extracurricular. 1763 01:43:44,678 --> 01:43:48,139 Technically, you don't ever have to be in here these days 1764 01:43:48,223 --> 01:43:50,725 and certainly not until you've completed your assignments. 1765 01:43:50,809 --> 01:43:53,645 - That's the deal. - Sorry. 1766 01:43:53,728 --> 01:43:55,563 I'm worried about you, Mason. 1767 01:43:55,647 --> 01:43:58,441 - Why is that? - I'll tell you why. 1768 01:43:58,525 --> 01:44:02,320 The images you're turning in, they're cool. 1769 01:44:02,404 --> 01:44:05,240 You're looking at things in a really unique way. 1770 01:44:05,323 --> 01:44:07,242 Got a lot of natural talent. 1771 01:44:07,325 --> 01:44:09,035 Thanks. 1772 01:44:09,119 --> 01:44:14,165 Yeah, but that and 50 cents will just get you a cup of coffee in this old world. 1773 01:44:14,249 --> 01:44:17,419 I've met a lot of talented people over the years. 1774 01:44:19,129 --> 01:44:22,757 How many of them made it professionally 1775 01:44:22,841 --> 01:44:27,679 without discipline, commitment and a really good work ethic? 1776 01:44:27,762 --> 01:44:29,597 I can tell you. 1777 01:44:29,681 --> 01:44:32,100 I can count it on two fingers. 1778 01:44:32,183 --> 01:44:33,685 Zero. 1779 01:44:33,768 --> 01:44:35,979 It's not gonna happen for you, Mason. 1780 01:44:36,062 --> 01:44:37,689 The world is too competitive. 1781 01:44:37,772 --> 01:44:41,151 There are too many talented people who are willing to work hard 1782 01:44:41,234 --> 01:44:44,320 and a boatload of morons who are untalented 1783 01:44:44,404 --> 01:44:45,989 who are more than willing to surpass you. 1784 01:44:46,072 --> 01:44:49,743 As a matter of fact, a lot of them are sitting in that classroom out there right now. 1785 01:44:49,826 --> 01:44:52,370 You know what they're doing? They're doing their assignments. 1786 01:44:52,454 --> 01:44:53,913 Which is what you're supposed to be doing. 1787 01:44:53,997 --> 01:44:57,167 But you're not. You're in here. Now, why is that? 1788 01:44:57,250 --> 01:44:59,836 - You special, Mason? - No. 1789 01:44:59,919 --> 01:45:03,173 But the things you're talking about, like work ethic or whatever, 1790 01:45:03,256 --> 01:45:04,966 I feel like I do work pretty hard. 1791 01:45:06,551 --> 01:45:10,013 I spend the whole weekend taking pictures a lot of times. 1792 01:45:11,639 --> 01:45:14,017 You like football, Mason? 1793 01:45:15,477 --> 01:45:17,562 - Not really. - Yeah, I know you don't. 1794 01:45:17,645 --> 01:45:21,816 That's why I've just assigned you to shoot the football game tonight. 1795 01:45:21,900 --> 01:45:24,903 Okay? It starts at 7:30. I want you to get there early. 1796 01:45:24,986 --> 01:45:27,947 I want you to shoot a full card, 300 images. I want 'em downloaded. 1797 01:45:28,031 --> 01:45:31,034 I want 'em sorted, and I wanna see 'em very first thing Monday. 1798 01:45:31,117 --> 01:45:32,827 Okay? 1799 01:45:32,911 --> 01:45:34,621 Wanna know why I'm doing this? 1800 01:45:35,538 --> 01:45:37,040 I guess. 1801 01:45:37,123 --> 01:45:38,708 Who do you wanna be, Mason? 1802 01:45:38,792 --> 01:45:41,628 - What do you wanna do? - I wanna take pictures. 1803 01:45:42,754 --> 01:45:44,255 Make art. 1804 01:45:44,339 --> 01:45:46,674 Any dipshit can take pictures, Mason. 1805 01:45:46,758 --> 01:45:50,095 Art ‒ that's special. 1806 01:45:50,178 --> 01:45:52,514 What can you bring to it that nobody else can? 1807 01:45:54,682 --> 01:45:56,518 That's what I'm trying to find out. 1808 01:45:56,601 --> 01:45:58,436 Try harder. 1809 01:45:58,520 --> 01:46:01,815 Hey, maybe in 20 years you can call old Mr. Turlington 1810 01:46:01,898 --> 01:46:04,275 and you can say, "Thank you, sir, 1811 01:46:04,359 --> 01:46:07,320 for that terrific darkroom chat we had that day." 1812 01:46:09,864 --> 01:46:12,283 Get back to class and do your work. 1813 01:46:24,587 --> 01:46:27,882 Hey, man. You're walking a little funny. 1814 01:46:27,966 --> 01:46:29,467 Fuck you. 1815 01:46:29,551 --> 01:46:32,887 I'm just saying, you guys were in there for a long time. 1816 01:46:34,139 --> 01:46:36,224 Just hope he bought you dinner first. 1817 01:46:51,698 --> 01:46:54,367 Mason, honey, come down for dinner! 1818 01:46:55,994 --> 01:47:00,248 Samantha, you didn't post these pictures and their descriptions? 1819 01:47:00,331 --> 01:47:02,709 Come on. This auction is gonna end on Sunday. 1820 01:47:02,792 --> 01:47:04,711 Honey, you got to get those posted. 1821 01:47:04,794 --> 01:47:06,671 Why are we even doing this? 1822 01:47:06,754 --> 01:47:09,257 It's like an online junk shop. I thought you had a good job. 1823 01:47:09,340 --> 01:47:12,468 I do. We're what you call "house poor." 1824 01:47:12,552 --> 01:47:15,597 Everyone's got to do their part. Your brother took the pictures. 1825 01:47:15,680 --> 01:47:17,515 You have to help. 1826 01:47:17,599 --> 01:47:19,642 Who even buys this shit? 1827 01:47:19,726 --> 01:47:21,186 Hey, Sam, watch your mouth, all right? 1828 01:47:21,269 --> 01:47:24,772 Don't disrespect your mother. You like a roof over your head, don't you? 1829 01:47:24,856 --> 01:47:28,193 Yeah, and you like having electricity so that you can charge your cell phone? 1830 01:47:28,276 --> 01:47:31,696 I'm not even gonna be here next year. 1831 01:47:31,779 --> 01:47:34,407 I'm a senior. I should be having fun. 1832 01:47:54,093 --> 01:47:55,595 Nice nails. 1833 01:47:56,638 --> 01:47:59,140 Yeah, some girl did that in sixth period. 1834 01:48:00,558 --> 01:48:02,727 You planning on keeping 'em? 1835 01:48:02,810 --> 01:48:04,896 Until it comes off, I guess. 1836 01:48:07,273 --> 01:48:11,361 Last summer it was the earrings, and now the nails. 1837 01:48:11,444 --> 01:48:13,947 You got a, uh ‒ You got a purse to go with all that? 1838 01:48:14,030 --> 01:48:17,367 A lot of guys do that. He's just trying to be cool. 1839 01:48:20,536 --> 01:48:22,914 When I was in high school, 1840 01:48:22,997 --> 01:48:25,833 having a job, being responsible, 1841 01:48:25,917 --> 01:48:29,545 being able to afford a car, that was cool. 1842 01:48:29,629 --> 01:48:33,299 Mason, honey, why don't you get you and your sister some water? 1843 01:49:05,790 --> 01:49:09,794 Hey, man, Turlington says to cut the artsy crap and shoot the game. 1844 01:49:09,877 --> 01:49:12,130 So take your lens and point it that way. 1845 01:49:12,213 --> 01:49:15,300 - Jesus Christ. - Also, we got a ride. 1846 01:49:15,383 --> 01:49:17,135 McCormick's gonna take us to the party. 1847 01:49:17,218 --> 01:49:19,637 We're gonna head out after the game. You're going, okay? 1848 01:49:19,721 --> 01:49:21,222 Okay. 1849 01:49:21,306 --> 01:49:23,349 Shoot the game. 1850 01:49:34,110 --> 01:49:35,695 Ow! 1851 01:49:54,339 --> 01:49:56,174 Oh! First one. 1852 01:49:56,257 --> 01:49:57,717 - That's what I'm talking about. - What was that? 1853 01:49:57,800 --> 01:50:00,178 - What's up? - What is up? 1854 01:50:15,610 --> 01:50:18,821 - Hey, what's up? - Hey. How's it going? 1855 01:50:18,905 --> 01:50:20,323 Pretty good. 1856 01:50:20,406 --> 01:50:22,492 How long have you been here? 1857 01:50:22,575 --> 01:50:24,077 I don't know. A while, I guess. 1858 01:50:24,160 --> 01:50:26,412 A while? Yeah. 1859 01:50:28,998 --> 01:50:30,917 I just feel like there's so many things 1860 01:50:31,000 --> 01:50:34,962 that I could be doing and probably wanna be doing that I'm just not. 1861 01:50:35,046 --> 01:50:36,547 Why aren't you? 1862 01:50:37,590 --> 01:50:40,093 I mean, I guess it's just being afraid 1863 01:50:40,176 --> 01:50:42,595 of what people would think ‒ you know, judgment. 1864 01:50:42,678 --> 01:50:44,931 Yeah. I guess it's really easy to say, 1865 01:50:45,014 --> 01:50:48,476 like, "I don't care what anyone else thinks," but everyone does. 1866 01:50:48,559 --> 01:50:50,853 - You know? Deep down. - Exactly. 1867 01:50:50,937 --> 01:50:54,899 I find myself so furious at all these people that I'm in contact with 1868 01:50:54,982 --> 01:50:57,568 just for controlling me or whatever. 1869 01:50:57,652 --> 01:51:00,988 But they're not even aware they're doing it. 1870 01:51:01,072 --> 01:51:02,573 Yeah. 1871 01:51:03,783 --> 01:51:05,243 So, 1872 01:51:05,326 --> 01:51:07,745 in this perfect world where's no one's controlling you, 1873 01:51:07,829 --> 01:51:09,372 what's different? 1874 01:51:09,455 --> 01:51:12,417 - What changes? - Everything. 1875 01:51:12,500 --> 01:51:15,128 I just wanna be able to do anything I want, 1876 01:51:15,211 --> 01:51:17,380 because it makes me feel alive 1877 01:51:17,463 --> 01:51:21,592 as opposed to giving me the appearance of normality. 1878 01:51:21,676 --> 01:51:23,469 Whatever that means. 1879 01:51:24,429 --> 01:51:27,265 I don't think it means much. 1880 01:51:29,016 --> 01:51:31,519 You're kind of weird, you know that? 1881 01:51:31,602 --> 01:51:32,854 Yeah? 1882 01:51:34,856 --> 01:51:37,358 - Is that a compliment? - I don't know. 1883 01:51:37,442 --> 01:51:39,402 Do you wanna be weird? 1884 01:51:39,485 --> 01:51:43,906 I don't wanna, like, scare kids at the park or anything like that. 1885 01:51:45,700 --> 01:51:47,243 I really like talking with you. 1886 01:51:47,326 --> 01:51:49,203 I don't usually even try 1887 01:51:49,287 --> 01:51:52,415 to, like, vocalize my thoughts or feelings or anything. 1888 01:51:53,291 --> 01:51:56,419 Just ‒ I don't know. It never sounds right. Words are stupid. 1889 01:51:58,129 --> 01:52:00,631 So, why are you trying with me? 1890 01:52:00,715 --> 01:52:03,426 I don't know. I guess I feel comfortable. 1891 01:52:04,594 --> 01:52:06,095 I'm glad. 1892 01:52:10,391 --> 01:52:11,934 Hey, Jim. 1893 01:52:12,018 --> 01:52:13,978 Uh, sorry I'm so late. 1894 01:52:14,061 --> 01:52:16,481 What time were you supposed to be home? 1895 01:52:17,690 --> 01:52:19,525 I don't know. A while ago. 1896 01:52:20,693 --> 01:52:25,448 A while ago like 30 minutes ago, an hour ago? 1897 01:52:25,531 --> 01:52:27,700 'Cause, truthfully, nobody even knew where you were 1898 01:52:27,783 --> 01:52:29,285 until your sister told us. 1899 01:52:29,368 --> 01:52:30,995 She's been home for a while. 1900 01:52:32,246 --> 01:52:33,956 I'm sorry. 1901 01:52:34,040 --> 01:52:36,751 Yeah, been hearing a lot of that lately. 1902 01:52:38,085 --> 01:52:41,214 See, but you don't actually care. 1903 01:52:41,297 --> 01:52:44,884 You just kind of ‒ kind of come and go as you please, 1904 01:52:44,967 --> 01:52:49,889 and you don't care if your mom's upset or what time you gotta be home. 1905 01:52:49,972 --> 01:52:51,933 Is that what's up? 1906 01:52:53,184 --> 01:52:55,728 - I don't know what to tell you. - Stop mumbling. 1907 01:52:55,811 --> 01:52:58,022 You know, speak up. 1908 01:52:58,105 --> 01:53:00,399 I can't understand a word coming out of your mouth. 1909 01:53:00,483 --> 01:53:02,401 It's just like ‒ 1910 01:53:02,485 --> 01:53:04,362 And I ask you questions, and you just ‒ 1911 01:53:04,445 --> 01:53:07,198 Can I just have one day where everybody isn't all over my ass? 1912 01:53:09,992 --> 01:53:11,661 I'm up your ass? 1913 01:53:13,329 --> 01:53:15,206 This is my house. 1914 01:53:15,289 --> 01:53:17,375 Now, if you wanna live in my house, 1915 01:53:17,458 --> 01:53:19,919 then you get home when you say you're gonna be home. 1916 01:53:20,002 --> 01:53:21,837 You know, Jim, you're not my dad. 1917 01:53:21,921 --> 01:53:24,507 No, I'm not your dad. You know how I know that? 1918 01:53:24,590 --> 01:53:26,384 'Cause I'm actually here. 1919 01:53:26,467 --> 01:53:28,803 I'm the guy with the job, paying the bills, 1920 01:53:28,886 --> 01:53:31,973 taking care of you, your mom, your sister. 1921 01:53:32,056 --> 01:53:33,891 Huh? Huh? 1922 01:53:33,975 --> 01:53:35,768 I'm that guy. 1923 01:53:58,374 --> 01:54:01,252 - Morning. - Morning. 1924 01:54:01,335 --> 01:54:05,590 Hey, which one of you guys used the downstairs bathroom last night? 1925 01:54:05,673 --> 01:54:08,259 I don't know. I didn't. 1926 01:54:08,342 --> 01:54:10,011 That tall guy, what's his name? 1927 01:54:11,345 --> 01:54:14,682 - Phillip? - Yeah, Phillip. He did it. 1928 01:54:14,765 --> 01:54:16,434 Can Phillip read? 1929 01:54:16,517 --> 01:54:19,270 There's a big sign on the door that says, "Do not use this bathroom. It's broken." 1930 01:54:19,353 --> 01:54:21,355 How difficult is that? 1931 01:54:21,439 --> 01:54:24,525 I don't know. I'm sorry. 1932 01:54:29,030 --> 01:54:31,073 I think I'm gonna put the house on the market. 1933 01:54:32,116 --> 01:54:33,784 Why? 1934 01:54:33,868 --> 01:54:35,328 This house is too big for us. 1935 01:54:35,411 --> 01:54:36,912 You're going to school eventually. 1936 01:54:36,996 --> 01:54:39,040 It's too expensive. I'm done. 1937 01:54:39,123 --> 01:54:42,335 Well, why did you even buy it in the first place then? 1938 01:54:42,418 --> 01:54:46,047 Because I really enjoy making poor life decisions, 1939 01:54:46,130 --> 01:54:49,300 keeping us on the brink of poverty. 1940 01:54:49,383 --> 01:54:52,845 I've spent the first half of my life acquiring all this crap, 1941 01:54:52,928 --> 01:54:56,974 and now I'm gonna spend the second half of my life getting rid of all this stuff. 1942 01:54:57,058 --> 01:54:59,310 Really? Like what? 1943 01:54:59,393 --> 01:55:01,687 Like ‒ Well, I got rid of a couple husbands. 1944 01:55:01,771 --> 01:55:03,898 Now I'm gonna get rid of a mortgage, some maintenance, 1945 01:55:03,981 --> 01:55:08,110 the tchotchkes, the ‒ the homeowner's insurance, 1946 01:55:08,194 --> 01:55:10,446 the property tax, the plumbing. 1947 01:55:13,491 --> 01:55:16,952 You know what? From now on, I am gonna be Mommy Monk. 1948 01:55:17,036 --> 01:55:19,413 Simple. Celibate. 1949 01:55:19,497 --> 01:55:21,290 Don't be gross, Mom. 1950 01:55:23,417 --> 01:55:25,127 Fine. 1951 01:55:25,211 --> 01:55:27,380 I'll be a poor whore with a big house. 1952 01:55:27,463 --> 01:55:29,924 Is that better? 1953 01:55:30,007 --> 01:55:31,759 Okay. 1954 01:55:36,597 --> 01:55:38,516 Mason ‒ 1955 01:55:38,599 --> 01:55:40,768 Mason, please, don't leave me that dirty dish to wash. 1956 01:55:41,894 --> 01:55:43,354 I do dishes all day. 1957 01:55:43,437 --> 01:55:45,981 Well, great, honey. Then you're a professional. 1958 01:55:46,065 --> 01:55:48,943 Come on, you could do one or two more for your poor old mom. 1959 01:55:49,026 --> 01:55:50,653 Okay. 1960 01:55:50,736 --> 01:55:52,279 Thank you. 1961 01:56:15,302 --> 01:56:16,846 You want one? 1962 01:56:18,472 --> 01:56:20,933 She didn't even touch them, seriously. I watched her the whole time. 1963 01:56:21,016 --> 01:56:23,644 I bet you did watch her, you little pervert. 1964 01:56:26,272 --> 01:56:28,065 It's like we're on a date. 1965 01:56:29,233 --> 01:56:31,068 Cheers. 1966 01:56:31,152 --> 01:56:33,738 It's a night of romance. 1967 01:56:33,821 --> 01:56:36,031 Yeah, except I'm not gonna kiss you. 1968 01:56:37,533 --> 01:56:39,618 I will blow you though. 1969 01:56:47,042 --> 01:56:48,753 Mason! 1970 01:56:48,836 --> 01:56:50,629 We are in the weeds out here. 1971 01:56:50,713 --> 01:56:52,256 I'm going as fast as I can. 1972 01:56:52,339 --> 01:56:54,383 Oh. Then I must be confused then, 1973 01:56:54,467 --> 01:56:56,343 'cause I just saw you chattin' it up with April 1974 01:56:56,427 --> 01:56:58,137 when I got a salad bar that needs a refill. 1975 01:56:58,220 --> 01:57:02,057 I got a six-top, two four-tops I can't use because they hadn't been bussed. 1976 01:57:02,141 --> 01:57:04,518 Enrique is not here. I'm trying. 1977 01:57:04,602 --> 01:57:06,771 Well, while you're tryin', we're dyin'! 1978 01:57:06,854 --> 01:57:08,856 What ‒ What am I supposed to tell my customers? 1979 01:57:08,939 --> 01:57:13,778 "Oh, I'm sorry that your table's got dirty plates on it, but Mason's tryin'. 1980 01:57:13,861 --> 01:57:15,613 At least that's what he told me 1981 01:57:15,696 --> 01:57:18,783 after he was flirtin' with April and eatin' your leftover shrimp." 1982 01:57:18,866 --> 01:57:22,036 Now, it is a challenge out there today, I know. 1983 01:57:22,119 --> 01:57:25,080 But I wanna share something with you. 1984 01:57:25,164 --> 01:57:27,333 I got you pegged for fry cook this summer, 1985 01:57:27,416 --> 01:57:29,335 and that's a lot more responsibility. 1986 01:57:29,418 --> 01:57:32,755 It's also more money. How's that sound? 1987 01:57:32,838 --> 01:57:34,590 Good. 1988 01:57:35,382 --> 01:57:39,762 I know you can handle that money, but can you take the responsibility? 1989 01:57:39,845 --> 01:57:42,556 I think you can, because I believe in you. 1990 01:57:42,640 --> 01:57:45,226 But I need you on the floor. Now, leave the dishes. 1991 01:57:45,309 --> 01:57:48,729 Giddyap. All right, come on. Don't let me down. 1992 01:57:53,400 --> 01:57:54,860 Well, so it's ‒ it's runnin' okay? 1993 01:57:54,944 --> 01:57:56,737 That alternator's not messin' up anymore? 1994 01:57:56,821 --> 01:57:59,156 No, it's fine. It's up for the trip. 1995 01:58:01,242 --> 01:58:04,161 Well, you gonna see your sister when you guys are in Austin? 1996 01:58:04,245 --> 01:58:06,747 Yeah, she said I can stay at her dorm, which is cool, 1997 01:58:06,831 --> 01:58:09,291 and I guess her roommate's out of town, so it's no big deal. 1998 01:58:10,125 --> 01:58:13,337 All right, well, did you apply there yet? Did you get that application in to UT? 1999 01:58:13,420 --> 01:58:16,549 - Not yet, but Sheena's pretty much in though. - Yeah, right. 2000 01:58:16,632 --> 01:58:18,259 Well, if you know that's where you wanna go, 2001 01:58:18,342 --> 01:58:20,803 you should probably do that early acceptance thing. 2002 01:58:20,886 --> 01:58:23,597 I mean, seriously, let 'em know you're a man who knows what he wants. 2003 01:58:23,681 --> 01:58:25,516 Yeah. 2004 01:58:25,599 --> 01:58:28,102 A little decisiveness goes a long way in this life. All right? 2005 01:58:28,185 --> 01:58:29,603 - Yeah. - Great. 2006 01:58:29,687 --> 01:58:31,605 And what about work? How's that going? 2007 01:58:32,606 --> 01:58:34,233 Uh, I don't know. It's all right. 2008 01:58:34,316 --> 01:58:36,277 Today kind of sucked. This guy didn't show up. 2009 01:58:36,360 --> 01:58:40,030 But it's definitely an interesting perspective on the world. 2010 01:58:40,114 --> 01:58:41,949 People are slobs. 2011 01:58:43,659 --> 01:58:45,452 Well, when people ask me about you, 2012 01:58:45,536 --> 01:58:47,496 I say to them, "Oh, Mason, he's doing great. 2013 01:58:47,580 --> 01:58:50,457 He's got a job. He's really cleaning up." 2014 01:58:50,541 --> 01:58:53,460 All right, hey. Hey, say hi to Annie and Cooper, will you? 2015 01:58:54,879 --> 01:58:57,214 Say hi to your big brother. Hey, big brother. 2016 01:58:57,298 --> 01:58:59,216 Hey, Annie. Hey, kiddo. 2017 01:58:59,300 --> 01:59:01,886 - Can you say bye-bye? - Bye-buh. 2018 01:59:01,969 --> 01:59:05,055 We'll see you soon. 2019 01:59:05,139 --> 01:59:07,850 All right, well, be careful when you're driving, all right? 2020 01:59:07,933 --> 01:59:09,727 Don't be texting. Don't be doing any of that. 2021 01:59:09,810 --> 01:59:11,896 All right. Just ‒ You're Obi-Wan. 2022 01:59:11,979 --> 01:59:15,691 You're centered, patient. Right? 2023 01:59:15,774 --> 01:59:17,860 You watch three cars ahead, two behind. 2024 01:59:17,943 --> 01:59:20,404 It takes two bad drivers to have an accident, okay? 2025 01:59:20,487 --> 01:59:22,239 - Okay. - Right. 2026 01:59:22,323 --> 01:59:25,242 Tell your sister to pick up her phone or call me back or something. 2027 01:59:25,326 --> 01:59:27,745 - Okay. - All right, buddy. You have a good one. 2028 01:59:27,828 --> 01:59:29,204 Bye, Dad. 2029 01:59:31,332 --> 01:59:33,292 Hey, honey, take this to your sister. 2030 01:59:33,375 --> 01:59:37,046 - Throw it in the truck, okay? - Okay, I will. 2031 01:59:37,129 --> 01:59:38,923 So where is Sheena staying? 2032 01:59:39,006 --> 01:59:40,549 At her friend Emily's. 2033 01:59:40,633 --> 01:59:42,426 Is Emily a real person? 2034 01:59:42,509 --> 01:59:45,763 Yeah. Yeah. She's a sophomore. She has an apartment. 2035 01:59:49,058 --> 01:59:50,851 Okay, this is in case of emergency. 2036 01:59:50,935 --> 01:59:54,772 - Don't spend it. I want it back. - Okay. Thanks. 2037 01:59:56,023 --> 01:59:57,441 Did you do your homework? 2038 01:59:57,524 --> 02:00:00,110 Most of it, but I can finish tomorrow night. 2039 02:00:00,194 --> 02:00:03,572 Honey, 11th grade is really important for college. 2040 02:00:03,656 --> 02:00:05,032 - Don't blow it. - I know. I know. 2041 02:00:05,115 --> 02:00:06,951 We're going to UT and everything. 2042 02:00:07,034 --> 02:00:08,577 Oh, don't you want me to come? 2043 02:00:08,661 --> 02:00:11,497 Come on. Sheena. Road trip with Mom. I'll pay for gas. 2044 02:00:11,580 --> 02:00:13,457 Um ‒ 2045 02:00:13,540 --> 02:00:15,542 I'm just kidding. I have work. 2046 02:00:17,795 --> 02:00:20,214 - Call me when you get there. - I will. 2047 02:00:22,216 --> 02:00:24,009 Have fun. 2048 02:00:32,559 --> 02:00:36,772 That sounds to me like just another extreme Mason view of everything. 2049 02:00:36,855 --> 02:00:39,692 Not at all. I finally figured it out. 2050 02:00:39,775 --> 02:00:42,361 It's like when they realized it was gonna be too expensive 2051 02:00:42,444 --> 02:00:46,532 to actually build cyborgs and robots ‒ 2052 02:00:46,615 --> 02:00:48,659 I mean, the costs of that were impossible. 2053 02:00:48,742 --> 02:00:52,579 They decided to just let humans turn themselves into robots. 2054 02:00:52,663 --> 02:00:54,289 That's what's going on right now. 2055 02:00:54,373 --> 02:00:56,542 - Oh, right now? - Yeah. I mean, why not? 2056 02:00:56,625 --> 02:01:01,046 There are billions of us just laying around, not really doing anything. 2057 02:01:02,089 --> 02:01:03,716 We don't cost anything. 2058 02:01:03,799 --> 02:01:08,762 I mean, we're even pretty good at self-maintenance and reproducing constantly. 2059 02:01:08,846 --> 02:01:10,389 And as it turns out, 2060 02:01:10,472 --> 02:01:15,561 we're already biologically programmed for our little cyborg upgrade. 2061 02:01:15,644 --> 02:01:17,521 - How? - Seriously. 2062 02:01:17,604 --> 02:01:19,064 I read this thing the other day 2063 02:01:19,148 --> 02:01:22,609 about how, like, when you hear that "ding" on your in-box, 2064 02:01:22,693 --> 02:01:25,446 you get, like, a dopamine rush in your brain. 2065 02:01:25,529 --> 02:01:27,448 It's like we're being chemically rewarded 2066 02:01:27,531 --> 02:01:29,992 for allowing ourselves to be brainwashed. 2067 02:01:30,075 --> 02:01:34,038 How evil is that? We're fucked. 2068 02:01:34,121 --> 02:01:37,041 So you deleting your Facebook page is gonna change all that? 2069 02:01:38,333 --> 02:01:41,045 Remember when Trevor deleted his Facebook page last year 2070 02:01:41,128 --> 02:01:43,047 and everyone just hated him? 2071 02:01:43,130 --> 02:01:44,798 You made more fun of him than anyone. 2072 02:01:44,882 --> 02:01:46,800 I still make fun of Trevor though. 2073 02:01:48,302 --> 02:01:51,430 But it was like he was so pathetically desperate for attention. 2074 02:01:51,513 --> 02:01:53,223 Or to be different or something. 2075 02:01:53,307 --> 02:01:56,685 That's just 'cause they did that lame story about it in the school paper. 2076 02:01:56,769 --> 02:02:00,355 And then he had to make a big announcement about it when he came back a month later. 2077 02:02:00,439 --> 02:02:02,483 That's the thing though. I'm not doing it for attention. 2078 02:02:02,566 --> 02:02:05,944 I just wanna try and not live my life through a screen. 2079 02:02:06,028 --> 02:02:09,782 I want, like, some kind of actual interaction. 2080 02:02:09,865 --> 02:02:13,535 A real person, not just the profile they put up. 2081 02:02:14,328 --> 02:02:16,330 Oh, I'm sorry. Were you saying something? 2082 02:02:16,413 --> 02:02:18,207 Yeah, okay, I know you're joking. 2083 02:02:18,290 --> 02:02:22,336 But it's kind of true. You have been checking your phone this whole time. 2084 02:02:22,419 --> 02:02:23,921 So what are you really doing? 2085 02:02:24,004 --> 02:02:27,257 You don't care what your friends are up to on Saturday afternoon, 2086 02:02:27,341 --> 02:02:32,930 but you're also obviously not fully experiencing my profound bitching. 2087 02:02:33,013 --> 02:02:37,351 So ‒ it's like everyone's just stuck in, like, an in-between state, 2088 02:02:37,434 --> 02:02:39,937 not really experiencing anything. 2089 02:02:40,020 --> 02:02:42,272 It's not an experience. It's just information. 2090 02:02:43,023 --> 02:02:45,109 Look, for example, 2091 02:02:45,192 --> 02:02:47,778 I just got the address of the club where we're meeting them later 2092 02:02:47,861 --> 02:02:50,948 so we won't be wandering the streets of Austin lost for an hour tonight. 2093 02:02:51,031 --> 02:02:53,117 Thank you very much, Facebook. 2094 02:02:53,200 --> 02:02:55,536 And I just texted my mom back. 2095 02:02:55,619 --> 02:02:57,371 Oh, that's ‒ that's groundbreaking. 2096 02:02:57,454 --> 02:03:00,249 She hasn't seen you in, like, 55 minutes. 2097 02:03:01,834 --> 02:03:03,836 Oh. Oh, my God. 2098 02:03:03,919 --> 02:03:07,923 Most importantly, Meg's family just got a miniature pet pig. 2099 02:03:09,842 --> 02:03:11,301 Huh. 2100 02:03:11,385 --> 02:03:13,137 Okay, you're right. 2101 02:03:13,220 --> 02:03:14,721 - That is a ‒ - Right? 2102 02:03:14,805 --> 02:03:16,557 That is a really cute, tiny pig. 2103 02:03:16,640 --> 02:03:18,642 Our lives can go on. 2104 02:03:19,685 --> 02:03:21,186 I want one. 2105 02:03:25,649 --> 02:03:27,317 Nice shot. 2106 02:03:27,401 --> 02:03:30,070 Yeah, just give the lady at the front y'all's ID's 2107 02:03:30,154 --> 02:03:33,157 and, uh, she should let you in. 2108 02:03:33,240 --> 02:03:35,742 - It's room 206, right? - Mm-hmm. Right. 2109 02:03:35,826 --> 02:03:38,996 - It's not, like, weird that we're staying there? - No, it's fine. 2110 02:03:39,079 --> 02:03:41,165 - Have fun. - Thank you. 2111 02:03:41,248 --> 02:03:43,542 How long have you guys been dating? 2112 02:03:43,625 --> 02:03:45,627 - About three months. - Cool. 2113 02:03:45,711 --> 02:03:50,465 Yeah, we met at a party, and it's been, you know, chill. 2114 02:03:50,549 --> 02:03:52,843 - Yeah, he seems cool. - Yeah. He is. 2115 02:03:52,926 --> 02:03:54,928 - Does he go to UT too? - Yeah. 2116 02:03:55,012 --> 02:03:56,471 Cool. What is he studying? 2117 02:03:56,555 --> 02:03:59,766 He's studying history and, uh, Italian? 2118 02:03:59,850 --> 02:04:01,894 I think. His minor, yeah. 2119 02:04:01,977 --> 02:04:04,104 - Does he wanna ‒ Does he wanna teach? - I don't know. 2120 02:04:04,188 --> 02:04:06,315 I think ‒ I think he's still figuring stuff out. 2121 02:04:06,398 --> 02:04:10,319 Yeah, he'll figure it out. He's smart. Yeah, he's smart. 2122 02:04:10,402 --> 02:04:12,487 So, where are you thinking about living when you come here? 2123 02:04:12,571 --> 02:04:14,406 Um, I'm not really sure yet. 2124 02:04:14,489 --> 02:04:17,201 We're gonna look at apartments tomorrow. 2125 02:04:17,284 --> 02:04:21,747 Um, but I know my parents sort of were expecting me to live in a dorm. 2126 02:04:21,830 --> 02:04:24,208 Yeah. But, I mean, I'm paying my way through college 2127 02:04:24,291 --> 02:04:26,710 so it doesn't really matter that much. 2128 02:04:26,793 --> 02:04:29,463 Yeah, you don't have to listen to your parents after you turn 18. 2129 02:04:29,546 --> 02:04:32,549 I mean, especially if they're not helping you financially. 2130 02:04:32,633 --> 02:04:35,010 That's what I figured, yeah. 2131 02:04:35,093 --> 02:04:37,638 - But, I mean, living in a dorm isn't so bad. - Yeah. 2132 02:04:37,721 --> 02:04:39,848 - I mean, especially if it's a coed dorm. - Yeah. 2133 02:04:39,932 --> 02:04:44,478 I mean, I've never been around, like, so many cute guys at once. 2134 02:04:44,561 --> 02:04:47,397 Like, college is really fun. 2135 02:04:48,523 --> 02:04:51,485 - I'm excited. - It's great, yeah. 2136 02:05:03,705 --> 02:05:05,707 - Watch out. - Oh. 2137 02:06:03,390 --> 02:06:06,977 The last death at the Hoover Dam construction site 2138 02:06:07,060 --> 02:06:10,314 was his son, Patrick Tierney, 2139 02:06:10,397 --> 02:06:15,277 who died on December 20, 1935, 2140 02:06:15,360 --> 02:06:17,612 exactly 13 years to the day. 2141 02:06:18,572 --> 02:06:21,325 See those sorority girls over there? 2142 02:06:23,118 --> 02:06:25,162 I've just decided 2143 02:06:25,245 --> 02:06:27,664 if you delete your Facebook page, I'm pledging. 2144 02:06:28,957 --> 02:06:32,669 Yeah, in just a few years that's you 2145 02:06:32,753 --> 02:06:34,254 and that's gonna be me. 2146 02:06:34,338 --> 02:06:37,507 inlaid into the terrazzo floors was a star map ‒ 2147 02:06:37,591 --> 02:06:42,179 a celestial map of heavenly bodies so accurately displayed 2148 02:06:42,262 --> 02:06:45,432 that one could chart the procession of the Pole Star 2149 02:06:45,515 --> 02:06:47,684 14,000 years into the future, 2150 02:06:47,768 --> 02:06:49,269 such that future generations upon ‒ 2151 02:06:49,353 --> 02:06:50,854 I wonder what his deal is. 2152 02:06:50,937 --> 02:06:53,273 I mean, he obviously has money to eat here. 2153 02:06:53,357 --> 02:06:57,861 He just said. He's a UT professor, tenure and everything. 2154 02:06:59,529 --> 02:07:01,698 Look at all these people. 2155 02:07:01,782 --> 02:07:04,201 What are they even doing here at 3:00 in the morning? 2156 02:07:04,284 --> 02:07:07,037 What are we even doing here at 3:00 in the morning? 2157 02:07:07,120 --> 02:07:11,124 We know what we're doing here. Queso. We have a purpose. 2158 02:07:11,208 --> 02:07:13,335 Hell, yeah. 2159 02:07:13,418 --> 02:07:14,878 Hell, yeah. 2160 02:07:14,961 --> 02:07:18,590 You know, by, like, next summer this'll just be our lives. 2161 02:07:18,673 --> 02:07:20,384 Mm-hmm. 2162 02:07:20,467 --> 02:07:23,804 Staying out all night and going to shows ‒ 2163 02:07:24,471 --> 02:07:25,972 whatever we want. 2164 02:07:26,056 --> 02:07:28,225 We ever gonna go to class? 2165 02:07:29,267 --> 02:07:30,727 Sometimes. 2166 02:07:30,811 --> 02:07:34,147 When it feels right. When the inspiration hits. 2167 02:07:34,231 --> 02:07:36,733 Only then. 2168 02:07:36,817 --> 02:07:38,402 Anything else? 2169 02:07:38,485 --> 02:07:40,904 - Uh ‒ More queso? - Yeah. 2170 02:07:40,987 --> 02:07:42,489 Mm-hmm. 2171 02:07:46,660 --> 02:07:49,579 Ah, Jesus. 2172 02:07:49,663 --> 02:07:51,915 What? 2173 02:07:51,998 --> 02:07:54,000 I don't know. Doesn't it all seem a little overwhelming? 2174 02:07:54,084 --> 02:07:56,753 I mean, college. 2175 02:07:56,837 --> 02:07:59,923 I mean, I like the idea of being away from home 2176 02:08:00,006 --> 02:08:02,968 and gaining skills and getting better at photography. 2177 02:08:03,051 --> 02:08:04,803 I just ‒ I don't know. 2178 02:08:04,886 --> 02:08:08,849 I'm not counting on it being some big transformative experience. 2179 02:08:08,932 --> 02:08:10,934 I don't think it's that transformative. 2180 02:08:11,017 --> 02:08:13,103 I just see it as the next step. 2181 02:08:13,186 --> 02:08:14,729 But it's like a preordained slot 2182 02:08:14,813 --> 02:08:18,066 that's already got your name and number on it. 2183 02:08:18,150 --> 02:08:20,694 I don't think it's the key to my future. 2184 02:08:20,777 --> 02:08:22,362 'Cause ‒ I mean, look at my mom. 2185 02:08:22,446 --> 02:08:25,449 She got her degree and got a pretty good job. 2186 02:08:25,532 --> 02:08:27,451 She can pay her bills. 2187 02:08:27,534 --> 02:08:29,453 Well, I like your mom. 2188 02:08:29,536 --> 02:08:32,414 Well, I like my mom too. I just mean ‒ 2189 02:08:32,497 --> 02:08:35,667 Basically, she's still just as fucking confused as I am. 2190 02:08:36,877 --> 02:08:39,129 - Thank you. - Thanks. 2191 02:09:49,950 --> 02:09:52,369 - Hello? - Hey. 2192 02:09:52,452 --> 02:09:56,957 Um, did, uh ‒ did Sam tell you we were gonna stay here? 2193 02:09:58,500 --> 02:10:00,335 - No. - Sorry. 2194 02:10:00,418 --> 02:10:05,882 Um, she, uh ‒ she said you were out of town for the weekend. 2195 02:10:05,966 --> 02:10:08,677 Yeah, I was. I just got back. 2196 02:10:08,760 --> 02:10:11,012 Are you her brother? 2197 02:10:11,096 --> 02:10:13,723 Yeah. I'm ‒ I'm Mason. 2198 02:10:13,807 --> 02:10:15,684 Um, this is Sheena. 2199 02:10:16,977 --> 02:10:18,603 Hello. 2200 02:10:18,687 --> 02:10:21,231 Uh, great. All right. 2201 02:10:21,314 --> 02:10:25,402 I'm gonna leave my stuff here, if it's okay, and get something to eat. 2202 02:10:25,485 --> 02:10:28,655 - I'll just come back in a little bit. - Yeah, yeah. 2203 02:10:28,738 --> 02:10:32,409 We have to ‒ We have to get out of here soon anyway, so ‒ 2204 02:10:32,492 --> 02:10:34,744 All right. It's nice meeting you. 2205 02:10:34,828 --> 02:10:37,038 - Yeah. You too. - Sorry. 2206 02:10:40,166 --> 02:10:42,752 Oh, my God. 2207 02:10:44,170 --> 02:10:46,548 - That was so awkward. - I know. 2208 02:11:09,362 --> 02:11:11,781 Mason. Silver medal winner. 2209 02:11:13,199 --> 02:11:15,452 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 2210 02:11:15,535 --> 02:11:17,787 - Heard you got a scholarship. - Yeah. 2211 02:11:17,871 --> 02:11:19,581 Yeah, every little bit helps, you know. 2212 02:11:19,664 --> 02:11:22,083 - Yeah. When you gonna go out there? - End of the summer, I think. 2213 02:11:22,167 --> 02:11:24,127 You know, work some more before then, 2214 02:11:24,210 --> 02:11:26,880 try to save up some money, at least. 2215 02:11:26,963 --> 02:11:29,716 - Yeah, before you have to fend for yourself. - Yeah. 2216 02:11:29,799 --> 02:11:31,468 - Yeah, that's the idea. - Yeah. 2217 02:11:31,551 --> 02:11:33,136 Well, how are you feeling about it? 2218 02:11:33,219 --> 02:11:37,474 Excited, you know. But kind of half excited, half terrified. 2219 02:11:37,557 --> 02:11:40,894 - Yeah, kind of that voluptuous panic. - Yeah. Exactly. 2220 02:11:40,977 --> 02:11:43,813 Well, it's gonna be good. It's gonna be crazy good. 2221 02:11:43,897 --> 02:11:46,024 I liked college a lot better than high school. 2222 02:11:46,107 --> 02:11:48,652 You kind of find your people in college, you know? 2223 02:11:48,735 --> 02:11:50,195 - Exactly. - Yeah. 2224 02:11:50,278 --> 02:11:51,988 Well, you'll be fine. You got a good heart. 2225 02:11:52,072 --> 02:11:53,740 Just follow your heart. Yeah? 2226 02:11:53,823 --> 02:11:55,367 - Thanks. - Good luck. 2227 02:11:55,450 --> 02:11:57,160 Don't forget to floss. 2228 02:12:09,756 --> 02:12:12,092 I just don't get why you're being so fucking childish. 2229 02:12:12,175 --> 02:12:13,843 I'm not being childish. 2230 02:12:13,927 --> 02:12:16,096 You're the one who made it into this big thing by telling everyone. 2231 02:12:16,179 --> 02:12:17,806 I haven't told anyone. 2232 02:12:17,889 --> 02:12:21,017 So Cynthia just magically knows you're going to the prom with this loser 2233 02:12:21,101 --> 02:12:22,644 even though you're not dating him anymore? 2234 02:12:22,727 --> 02:12:24,145 She's my best friend. 2235 02:12:24,229 --> 02:12:26,981 Well, your best friend has a big fucking mouth. 2236 02:12:27,065 --> 02:12:29,025 Well, take it up with her then. 2237 02:12:29,109 --> 02:12:32,237 Why don't you just tell Miss Fuckin' Rubber Jaws she can keep on talking 2238 02:12:32,320 --> 02:12:34,072 as long as she includes the truth, 2239 02:12:34,155 --> 02:12:36,366 which is that we wouldn't be having this conversation 2240 02:12:36,449 --> 02:12:39,536 if your college boyfriend weren't out of town this weekend. 2241 02:12:40,745 --> 02:12:44,457 You had already bought the tickets. It's just prom. It's not like it matters. 2242 02:12:44,541 --> 02:12:46,126 I'm just trying to be friends with you. 2243 02:12:46,209 --> 02:12:50,213 Oh, it's just humiliating. I can't ‒ I can't do that. 2244 02:12:50,296 --> 02:12:52,841 Mr. I-Don't-Care-What- Anyone-Else-Thinks-Of-Me. 2245 02:12:52,924 --> 02:12:55,593 Fuck anyone else. I care what I think of me, 2246 02:12:55,677 --> 02:12:58,304 which isn't much right now. 2247 02:12:58,388 --> 02:13:00,223 King of the pity prom. 2248 02:13:01,933 --> 02:13:03,685 Fine. We're not going. 2249 02:13:03,768 --> 02:13:05,228 Great. 2250 02:13:15,739 --> 02:13:17,532 Why are we even ‒ 2251 02:13:19,784 --> 02:13:22,245 I mean, we both knew this was coming. 2252 02:13:22,328 --> 02:13:24,539 I'm just the one who did something about it. 2253 02:13:24,622 --> 02:13:26,166 Yeah, fucking some college guy. 2254 02:13:26,249 --> 02:13:27,709 Oh, fuck you. 2255 02:13:28,668 --> 02:13:30,211 I don't regret anything. 2256 02:13:30,295 --> 02:13:31,921 Of course you don't. 2257 02:13:32,005 --> 02:13:33,923 You know, it's actually kind of a relief 2258 02:13:34,007 --> 02:13:36,593 not to have to be around someone who's so gloomy all the time. 2259 02:13:36,676 --> 02:13:38,762 The world's not so horrible. 2260 02:13:38,845 --> 02:13:41,514 Not everything's some big conspiracy against humanity. 2261 02:13:41,598 --> 02:13:43,558 It's great that you can think that way. 2262 02:13:43,641 --> 02:13:48,605 You know, I'm sure dating a jock really helps to clear the mind. 2263 02:13:48,688 --> 02:13:52,567 He's not a jock, okay? He just happens to be on the lacrosse team. 2264 02:13:53,401 --> 02:13:55,403 We're all going to other schools next year anyway. 2265 02:13:55,487 --> 02:13:57,781 So it's not some super serious relationship. 2266 02:13:57,864 --> 02:14:00,241 Great. I feel so much better now. 2267 02:14:00,325 --> 02:14:02,243 We're just having fun. 2268 02:14:02,327 --> 02:14:04,078 I bet he's having fun. 2269 02:14:04,162 --> 02:14:05,580 Grow up, Mason. 2270 02:14:07,707 --> 02:14:09,876 It's not like I haven't been with anyone else. 2271 02:14:11,377 --> 02:14:12,879 Who? 2272 02:14:12,962 --> 02:14:14,589 What do you care? 2273 02:14:14,672 --> 02:14:16,382 Who? 2274 02:14:16,466 --> 02:14:18,259 Does it matter? 2275 02:14:19,385 --> 02:14:21,179 You're the one who brought it up. 2276 02:14:27,143 --> 02:14:28,728 This is pointless. 2277 02:14:29,854 --> 02:14:32,398 Now you're just trying to be an asshole. 2278 02:14:37,070 --> 02:14:39,823 Holy crap. I would rather have my balls clawed off 2279 02:14:39,906 --> 02:14:42,283 than ever sit through anything like that ever again. 2280 02:14:42,367 --> 02:14:45,745 Well, we never, ever have to. 2281 02:14:45,829 --> 02:14:47,664 Oh, my God. Thank you. 2282 02:14:47,747 --> 02:14:49,916 - Give me that. - Dude, it's all you. 2283 02:14:49,999 --> 02:14:51,543 Drink up. 2284 02:14:53,920 --> 02:14:55,421 So you coming out with me tonight, brother? 2285 02:14:55,505 --> 02:14:57,090 Should be some pretty awesome stuff happening. 2286 02:14:57,173 --> 02:15:00,677 Nah, dude. I'm going to this, like, show with my dad in Austin. 2287 02:15:00,760 --> 02:15:03,137 His friend's playing. 2288 02:15:03,221 --> 02:15:05,431 God, have fun with that, I guess. 2289 02:15:07,600 --> 02:15:11,437 Fuck, there's so many cars here. I don't wanna go in there. 2290 02:15:11,521 --> 02:15:14,274 Dude, you will have so much fun. 2291 02:15:14,357 --> 02:15:15,942 Your family loves you. 2292 02:15:16,025 --> 02:15:17,861 You're gonna have a swell time. 2293 02:15:17,944 --> 02:15:20,321 Fuck you. You're coming in with me. 2294 02:15:20,405 --> 02:15:22,532 - Oh, no. Shit, no. - Yes. 2295 02:15:22,615 --> 02:15:24,701 Yes, you are. My mom loves you. You have to say hi. 2296 02:15:24,784 --> 02:15:26,786 Just ‒ 2297 02:15:26,870 --> 02:15:28,997 - Do you wanna hurt her feelings? - Mm-mmm. 2298 02:15:29,080 --> 02:15:31,207 Well, then let's ‒ let's go get 'em. 2299 02:15:31,291 --> 02:15:35,211 Just for a second. Just a second, seriously. 2300 02:15:35,295 --> 02:15:37,881 You know, you're in sort of ‒ you're in enemy territory here. 2301 02:15:37,964 --> 02:15:39,507 We're aware. 2302 02:15:50,393 --> 02:15:51,853 Oh. Look who's here. 2303 02:15:51,936 --> 02:15:53,855 Whoo! 2304 02:15:53,938 --> 02:15:55,815 Hey! 2305 02:16:06,743 --> 02:16:08,244 Get a job! 2306 02:16:11,164 --> 02:16:13,708 No, no, no, no, wait. We're gonna take pictures. Put it back on. 2307 02:16:13,791 --> 02:16:15,251 My hug. 2308 02:16:15,335 --> 02:16:17,295 - Hey, can you get a camera? - I have it. 2309 02:16:17,378 --> 02:16:19,339 I don't know you. But congratulations. 2310 02:16:19,422 --> 02:16:22,717 All right. Look here. 2311 02:16:22,800 --> 02:16:24,594 - Smile. - Here we go. 2312 02:16:24,677 --> 02:16:26,262 Oh, that's a good one. 2313 02:16:26,346 --> 02:16:28,890 And ‒ Good. Got it. 2314 02:16:28,973 --> 02:16:30,934 Oh, we need ‒ Sam, where are you? 2315 02:16:31,017 --> 02:16:32,560 - Samantha! - Sam. 2316 02:16:32,644 --> 02:16:34,354 Where's Mason Sr.? 2317 02:16:34,437 --> 02:16:36,397 I'm feeling generous. Come here. 2318 02:16:38,024 --> 02:16:40,276 Great. And ‒ 2319 02:16:40,360 --> 02:16:41,986 Beautiful. 2320 02:16:42,070 --> 02:16:44,030 I'll e-mail these to everyone. 2321 02:16:44,113 --> 02:16:47,158 - Whoo! - Don't even start. Don't start. Don't start. 2322 02:16:56,960 --> 02:16:59,712 Can't believe you guys came all this way. It means a lot to me. 2323 02:16:59,796 --> 02:17:03,633 Mmm. We wouldn't have missed it for anything. 2324 02:17:03,716 --> 02:17:05,760 I'm so proud of you. 2325 02:17:05,843 --> 02:17:08,137 Congratulations. 2326 02:17:08,221 --> 02:17:10,056 I'm really sorry that Lee couldn't be here. 2327 02:17:10,139 --> 02:17:11,849 - He's on his senior trip. - No, no, no. 2328 02:17:11,933 --> 02:17:13,893 - Tell him I said hi. - I will. 2329 02:17:13,977 --> 02:17:15,979 Abby, I didn't even recognize you. How old are you now? 2330 02:17:16,062 --> 02:17:18,773 - I'm 13. - Wow. 2331 02:17:18,856 --> 02:17:21,943 Everybody just died laughing! 2332 02:17:22,026 --> 02:17:24,112 All right, let's top her off. 2333 02:17:25,029 --> 02:17:26,739 You want some, doll? 2334 02:17:26,823 --> 02:17:28,408 Um, sure. Whatever. 2335 02:17:28,491 --> 02:17:30,702 - Yeah. Absolutely. - I got you something. 2336 02:17:32,078 --> 02:17:34,789 - What is it? - That is a savings bond. 2337 02:17:34,872 --> 02:17:39,085 That is worth something. It's better than money. You just spend that. 2338 02:17:39,168 --> 02:17:41,421 God. Is that your mom? 2339 02:17:41,504 --> 02:17:44,465 - Yeah, yeah. That's her. - Wow. 2340 02:17:44,549 --> 02:17:47,844 It'll be ‒ Three-second rule. Put it on your plate. 2341 02:17:47,927 --> 02:17:50,430 - Such a great dad. - I know. I'm trying to help. 2342 02:17:50,513 --> 02:17:52,598 Come here, you guys. I wanna make a little toast to Mason. 2343 02:17:52,682 --> 02:17:55,184 - Whoo! Yeah! - All right! 2344 02:17:55,268 --> 02:17:57,562 Now, Mason, I know you didn't really wanna have a party today, 2345 02:17:57,645 --> 02:17:59,605 but... we did. 2346 02:17:59,689 --> 02:18:03,526 And you only graduate high school once in your life. 2347 02:18:03,609 --> 02:18:07,697 So I wanna celebrate you and this next phase. 2348 02:18:07,780 --> 02:18:09,699 And you're gonna learn so much in college. 2349 02:18:09,782 --> 02:18:12,368 You're gonna have so much fun. You're gonna have inspiring teachers. 2350 02:18:12,452 --> 02:18:15,705 You're gonna learn more about your art. 2351 02:18:15,788 --> 02:18:17,874 I love you, babe. So proud of you. 2352 02:18:17,957 --> 02:18:20,001 - To Mason. - To Mason! 2353 02:18:20,084 --> 02:18:21,878 Hear! Hear! 2354 02:18:21,961 --> 02:18:23,921 - To Mason. - Hear! Hear! 2355 02:18:25,298 --> 02:18:27,300 All right, you're up, kid. 2356 02:18:27,383 --> 02:18:30,678 Oh, uh ‒ All right, uh ‒ 2357 02:18:30,762 --> 02:18:34,891 Well, Mason, I'll make a toast to the future. 2358 02:18:34,974 --> 02:18:37,060 To your future. 2359 02:18:37,143 --> 02:18:40,063 It's been a little sketchy, this end of the school year here, 2360 02:18:40,146 --> 02:18:42,273 trying to figure out what school to go to. 2361 02:18:42,356 --> 02:18:45,443 Mason told me that, uh, he wanted 2362 02:18:45,526 --> 02:18:47,612 to get as far away from home as possible 2363 02:18:47,695 --> 02:18:49,238 but still honor our agreement 2364 02:18:49,322 --> 02:18:52,325 that we pay in-state tuition, which I do appreciate. 2365 02:18:52,408 --> 02:18:55,244 He's a prudent man, and he's gonna have a great future. 2366 02:18:55,328 --> 02:18:56,871 So here's to you, buddy. 2367 02:18:56,954 --> 02:18:58,247 - Whoo! - Future! 2368 02:18:58,331 --> 02:19:00,291 - Hear! Hear! - Congratulations. 2369 02:19:01,751 --> 02:19:03,711 Mason Jr. 2370 02:19:03,795 --> 02:19:07,715 High school graduate, 18 and straight. 2371 02:19:07,799 --> 02:19:11,094 Just ignore him. My brother needs to learn to pace himself. 2372 02:19:11,177 --> 02:19:13,554 Well, I've not known you as long as everybody here. 2373 02:19:13,638 --> 02:19:18,434 But, uh ‒ uh, since I have known you, uh, you've grown a lot. 2374 02:19:18,518 --> 02:19:21,104 And, uh, I-I ‒ I don't know ‒ I'm proud of you. 2375 02:19:21,187 --> 02:19:23,898 So if this photography thing doesn't work out, 2376 02:19:23,981 --> 02:19:25,441 you know you always got a job. 2377 02:19:25,525 --> 02:19:27,026 Lose that earring. 2378 02:19:27,110 --> 02:19:29,946 But, uh, you know, maybe I can get you in front of house. 2379 02:19:30,029 --> 02:19:32,073 All right. To you, buddy. 2380 02:19:34,117 --> 02:19:36,911 - Sam, say something. - Come on, Sam. 2381 02:19:36,994 --> 02:19:39,372 - Um ‒ - Come on, darlin'. 2382 02:19:39,455 --> 02:19:41,290 Good luck. 2383 02:19:44,210 --> 02:19:46,045 Yeah, Mason! 2384 02:19:46,129 --> 02:19:48,089 Congratulations. 2385 02:19:48,172 --> 02:19:50,383 Aw! 2386 02:19:50,466 --> 02:19:52,885 So, you broke up with your girlfriend? 2387 02:19:52,969 --> 02:19:54,887 Yeah. Yeah, just recently. 2388 02:19:54,971 --> 02:19:56,806 - What was her name? - Sheena. 2389 02:19:56,889 --> 02:19:58,391 Sheena. 2390 02:19:58,474 --> 02:20:00,810 She's gonna go to college with you? 2391 02:20:00,893 --> 02:20:02,395 - No. - No. 2392 02:20:02,478 --> 02:20:04,522 - No. - She's staying in this part of Texas. 2393 02:20:04,605 --> 02:20:07,316 Oh, okay. You need a ride to college? 2394 02:20:07,400 --> 02:20:09,902 Oh! 2395 02:20:09,986 --> 02:20:12,780 I just wanted to say hello before you got out of here. I haven't gotten a chance. 2396 02:20:12,864 --> 02:20:14,699 You guys met before, haven't you? Annie and Jen? 2397 02:20:14,782 --> 02:20:17,451 - Yeah, yeah, we met at, uh, Sam's graduation. - Oh, yeah. 2398 02:20:17,535 --> 02:20:19,537 And with your little one. Where is he? 2399 02:20:19,620 --> 02:20:21,873 - Oh, he's at home. - Yeah, yeah. 2400 02:20:21,956 --> 02:20:23,958 Remember, he was such a pain at Sam's thing that, you know ‒ 2401 02:20:24,041 --> 02:20:25,751 Oh, I would love to see him. 2402 02:20:25,835 --> 02:20:27,837 Well, we have a special weekend this weekend, so ‒ 2403 02:20:27,920 --> 02:20:30,214 I'm so glad you found her. I really am. 2404 02:20:30,298 --> 02:20:32,425 You ‒ You've got him at a good time, I think. 2405 02:20:32,508 --> 02:20:34,510 - I think so too. - Yeah. 2406 02:20:34,594 --> 02:20:36,762 - It's good to see you too. - Nice to see you too, Jen. 2407 02:20:36,846 --> 02:20:40,224 - I'm so proud of your boy. - Yeah. Yeah, we all are. 2408 02:20:43,227 --> 02:20:47,440 - If you think she's a bitch now, you should have seen her ‒ 2409 02:20:47,523 --> 02:20:50,109 You got to remember, you're going to college, though, all right? 2410 02:20:50,193 --> 02:20:52,904 And if you're anything like me or your old man, 2411 02:20:52,987 --> 02:20:55,323 you're gonna be pulling down some serious wool. 2412 02:20:55,406 --> 02:20:57,491 - You're gonna be tapping some masterful gap. - Steven. 2413 02:20:57,575 --> 02:20:59,118 You're gonna be doing some good work out there. 2414 02:20:59,202 --> 02:21:01,621 Think about it. An awful lot of flowers in that bouquet. 2415 02:21:01,704 --> 02:21:03,206 But you got to do me a favor. 2416 02:21:03,289 --> 02:21:05,124 You're gonna be vulnerable this summer, all right? 2417 02:21:05,208 --> 02:21:08,419 Remember to use protection during breakup sex. 2418 02:21:10,338 --> 02:21:12,715 This guy knows exactly of which I speak. 2419 02:21:12,798 --> 02:21:16,802 - Look what happened to him. Voilà. - Steven. 2420 02:21:18,471 --> 02:21:20,097 Cheers. 2421 02:21:20,181 --> 02:21:22,391 It ‒ It's not that simple. 2422 02:21:22,475 --> 02:21:23,976 Four more years. 2423 02:21:24,060 --> 02:21:26,020 Four more years. 2424 02:21:26,103 --> 02:21:27,563 I'm just saying. 2425 02:21:30,233 --> 02:21:32,276 Do y'all recycle? 2426 02:21:32,360 --> 02:21:33,861 - Should I ‒ - I have one started there. 2427 02:21:33,945 --> 02:21:36,656 Oh, yeah, right. Okay. 2428 02:21:37,990 --> 02:21:42,703 Am I, uh ‒ Am I your only ex at this party? 2429 02:21:42,787 --> 02:21:46,123 Yes. I'm not your only wife here though. 2430 02:21:48,209 --> 02:21:49,710 Yeah. 2431 02:21:51,629 --> 02:21:54,006 Can you believe they're both out of high school? 2432 02:21:55,174 --> 02:21:56,759 No. 2433 02:21:56,842 --> 02:21:58,386 No, I can't. 2434 02:22:00,054 --> 02:22:04,183 You did a great job with both of them, by the way. 2435 02:22:04,267 --> 02:22:06,435 Thanks for saying that. 2436 02:22:06,519 --> 02:22:08,354 I never thought I'd hear you say that. 2437 02:22:08,437 --> 02:22:11,440 Well, it's true. Thank you. 2438 02:22:12,775 --> 02:22:14,694 You're doing it all over again, huh? 2439 02:22:14,777 --> 02:22:16,862 I know. I know, right? 2440 02:22:16,946 --> 02:22:21,200 It's gonna be, uh, 15 years till I have an empty nest. 2441 02:22:21,284 --> 02:22:23,035 Hmm. 2442 02:22:23,119 --> 02:22:26,038 But hey, I'd love to pitch in, help with this, if I could. 2443 02:22:26,122 --> 02:22:27,957 It's so great that you did this. 2444 02:22:28,040 --> 02:22:30,293 Can I just give you a little ‒ 2445 02:22:30,376 --> 02:22:32,795 - I'd appreciate it if I could ‒ - Sure. Yeah. 2446 02:22:32,878 --> 02:22:35,172 Yeah. But I don't have any cash. 2447 02:22:35,256 --> 02:22:37,883 No, it's in Annie's purse. I'll be right back. 2448 02:22:45,766 --> 02:22:48,728 So it sucks. I mean, the guy's a college lacrosse player. 2449 02:22:48,811 --> 02:22:52,440 - I mean, what are you gonna do? - She didn't even like sports. 2450 02:22:52,523 --> 02:22:55,067 - You want a beer? - No, that's all right. 2451 02:22:55,151 --> 02:22:57,153 - You can have one. - It's all right. 2452 02:22:57,236 --> 02:22:59,322 Yeah, well, for what it's worth, 2453 02:22:59,405 --> 02:23:02,450 we've all been through the exact same thing at one point or another. 2454 02:23:03,784 --> 02:23:05,286 It's not the same though. 2455 02:23:05,369 --> 02:23:07,830 - I mean, you never got to know her. - No, I know. 2456 02:23:07,913 --> 02:23:09,915 It's not the same. 2457 02:23:09,999 --> 02:23:12,209 I just don't know what I did wrong. 2458 02:23:12,293 --> 02:23:16,339 Hey, Jimmy. Hey, man. Hey. 2459 02:23:16,422 --> 02:23:18,215 Hey, Mason. 2460 02:23:18,299 --> 02:23:20,760 We're up here, uh, raiding the green room. Hope that's okay. 2461 02:23:20,843 --> 02:23:23,095 - That's totally cool. - All right. 2462 02:23:26,182 --> 02:23:28,392 Wow. Is that M.J.? 2463 02:23:28,476 --> 02:23:30,019 Uh-huh. Right? 2464 02:23:30,102 --> 02:23:31,937 Unbelievable. 2465 02:23:32,021 --> 02:23:35,399 Well, we just decided to come a little early, check you out. 2466 02:23:35,483 --> 02:23:37,610 That's cool, man. Let me finish up. I'll be up in a minute. 2467 02:23:37,693 --> 02:23:40,529 All right. All right. I guarantee you, you didn't do anything wrong. 2468 02:23:40,613 --> 02:23:43,074 These high school love things, they never work out. 2469 02:23:43,157 --> 02:23:44,658 Here, come here. 2470 02:23:44,742 --> 02:23:47,745 I mean, everybody's just changing so much, you know? 2471 02:23:47,828 --> 02:23:51,374 The odds of two young people staying on the same wavelength are ‒ 2472 02:23:51,457 --> 02:23:53,918 - Yeah, but still ‒ - Look, and I also guarantee you 2473 02:23:54,001 --> 02:23:57,713 that every day of your life that you spend crying over some silly girl 2474 02:23:57,797 --> 02:24:00,424 is a complete waste of time. 2475 02:24:00,508 --> 02:24:02,093 She wasn't a silly girl though. 2476 02:24:02,176 --> 02:24:04,387 I mean, she's a serious person. 2477 02:24:04,470 --> 02:24:06,097 I really thought we were ‒ 2478 02:24:06,180 --> 02:24:08,724 - What? - I don't know. 2479 02:24:08,808 --> 02:24:10,893 Here's the truth. 2480 02:24:10,976 --> 02:24:13,562 Women are never satisfied. Okay? 2481 02:24:13,646 --> 02:24:15,648 They're always looking to potentially trade up, 2482 02:24:15,731 --> 02:24:17,233 and that's, I'm sorry to say, 2483 02:24:17,316 --> 02:24:19,485 what I think has happened to you, my fine-feathered friend. 2484 02:24:19,568 --> 02:24:21,070 What does that even mean? 2485 02:24:21,153 --> 02:24:24,740 It means don't hand over the controls to your self-esteem to Sheila. 2486 02:24:24,824 --> 02:24:27,910 - Sheena. - All right, it means you are responsible for you, 2487 02:24:27,993 --> 02:24:30,371 not your girlfriend, not your mom, not me. 2488 02:24:30,454 --> 02:24:33,207 You. And if you truly take care of you, 2489 02:24:33,290 --> 02:24:36,252 you will be amazed at how much girls like Sheena 2490 02:24:36,335 --> 02:24:38,629 start lining up at your front door. 2491 02:24:38,712 --> 02:24:40,339 Great. 2492 02:24:40,423 --> 02:24:43,634 Yeah, you know, you just gotta separate yourself from the pack in some way. 2493 02:24:43,717 --> 02:24:45,886 Excel at something, you know, 2494 02:24:45,970 --> 02:24:47,555 and then you have your pick of the litter 2495 02:24:47,638 --> 02:24:49,974 when them front-running hussies start sniffing around. 2496 02:24:50,057 --> 02:24:52,726 So what you're saying is I should take up lacrosse. 2497 02:24:52,810 --> 02:24:56,522 Exactly. Or you could, you know, start a band. 2498 02:24:56,605 --> 02:24:58,649 Worked for me a long time ago. 2499 02:24:58,732 --> 02:25:00,609 I think it's still working for Jimmy. 2500 02:25:00,693 --> 02:25:03,279 Or you just keep taking pictures. 2501 02:25:03,362 --> 02:25:06,198 She hated the pictures I took of her. 2502 02:25:06,282 --> 02:25:07,950 All right. I'm sick to death of her, okay? 2503 02:25:08,033 --> 02:25:10,494 I only met her a few times. And, yes, she was cute, all right? 2504 02:25:10,578 --> 02:25:14,123 But truth be told, I always thought she was a little bit ‒ 2505 02:25:14,206 --> 02:25:16,292 you know, a little bit too square for you. 2506 02:25:16,375 --> 02:25:18,586 You know, not quite the same vibe. 2507 02:25:18,669 --> 02:25:21,797 - You really thought that? - On some subtle, lower level. 2508 02:25:21,881 --> 02:25:23,966 I mean, uh, 2509 02:25:24,049 --> 02:25:26,177 I wasn't surprised when it turned out 2510 02:25:26,260 --> 02:25:29,972 she was interested in some knucklehead lacrosse player, okay? 2511 02:25:30,055 --> 02:25:31,932 I mean, the bottom line is 2512 02:25:32,016 --> 02:25:33,684 it's all timing with these things. 2513 02:25:33,767 --> 02:25:35,227 Yeah. 2514 02:25:35,311 --> 02:25:37,563 I mean, uh, take your mom and me. 2515 02:25:37,646 --> 02:25:41,609 I think I've probably turned into the boring castrated guy 2516 02:25:41,692 --> 02:25:44,528 she wanted me to be 15, 20 years ago, you know? 2517 02:25:44,612 --> 02:25:46,822 I'm not saying she was wrong to be pissed. I'm not. 2518 02:25:46,906 --> 02:25:49,658 I'm just saying that she could've been a little more patient, 2519 02:25:49,742 --> 02:25:51,118 a little more forgiving. 2520 02:25:51,202 --> 02:25:53,329 Would've saved me that parade of drunken assholes. 2521 02:26:02,338 --> 02:26:03,839 So what's the point? 2522 02:26:05,090 --> 02:26:06,634 Of what? 2523 02:26:07,676 --> 02:26:10,137 I don't know. Any of this. Everything. 2524 02:26:11,180 --> 02:26:12,973 Everything? 2525 02:26:13,057 --> 02:26:16,352 What's the point? I mean, I sure as shit don't know. 2526 02:26:16,435 --> 02:26:18,771 Neither does anybody else, okay? 2527 02:26:18,854 --> 02:26:21,857 We're all just... winging it, you know? 2528 02:26:21,941 --> 02:26:23,943 The good news is you're feeling stuff. 2529 02:26:24,610 --> 02:26:26,820 You know? And you got to hold on to that. 2530 02:26:26,904 --> 02:26:30,241 You do. I mean, you get older and you don't feel as much. 2531 02:26:30,324 --> 02:26:32,034 Your skin gets tougher. 2532 02:26:32,117 --> 02:26:33,827 The point is those pictures you took ‒ 2533 02:26:33,911 --> 02:26:37,540 thousands of submissions from all over the state, and you won. 2534 02:26:37,623 --> 02:26:39,959 Well, I got silver. 2535 02:26:40,042 --> 02:26:42,378 - And nine other people did too. - I'm gonna kill you. 2536 02:26:42,461 --> 02:26:46,090 I'm trying to tell you that I believe in you, Mason. I think you're really special. 2537 02:26:46,173 --> 02:26:48,634 And if some girl doesn't see that, then fuck her, you know? 2538 02:26:50,344 --> 02:26:53,222 Hey, this next one goes out to a young man in the house. 2539 02:26:53,305 --> 02:26:56,809 - Whoo-hoo! - Known him since he was just a small boy. 2540 02:26:56,892 --> 02:27:01,480 Now he's all graduated from high school and making me feel old. 2541 02:27:03,357 --> 02:27:06,360 Happy high school graduation, Mason. 2542 02:27:32,761 --> 02:27:34,597 Thank you. 2543 02:27:34,680 --> 02:27:36,932 Okay, guys, let's be clear. 2544 02:27:37,016 --> 02:27:38,642 I'm gonna break this into four categories. 2545 02:27:38,726 --> 02:27:41,979 One ‒ anything you wanna keep from your childhood and you're taking with you. 2546 02:27:42,062 --> 02:27:44,356 Two ‒ throwing away. 2547 02:27:44,440 --> 02:27:46,442 Three ‒ donating. 2548 02:27:46,525 --> 02:27:50,446 Four ‒ whatever you wanna try to sell at the garage sale next weekend. 2549 02:27:50,529 --> 02:27:52,781 Whatever we don't sell, we're donating. 2550 02:27:52,865 --> 02:27:57,286 Doesn't the apartment have, like, an attic or storage or something? 2551 02:27:57,369 --> 02:28:00,164 No. You're missing the point. 2552 02:28:00,247 --> 02:28:03,208 We're not gonna drag a bunch of crap to Mom's tiny apartment. 2553 02:28:03,292 --> 02:28:06,128 Can't believe we're moving again. 2554 02:28:06,211 --> 02:28:08,422 No, I'm moving. You moved two years ago. 2555 02:28:08,505 --> 02:28:10,049 You have an apartment in Austin. 2556 02:28:10,132 --> 02:28:12,343 Mason is moving in the fall. 2557 02:28:12,426 --> 02:28:14,303 I'm done. 2558 02:28:14,386 --> 02:28:16,555 This will be great for me. I'll have all these options. 2559 02:28:16,639 --> 02:28:18,223 I can take a sabbatical. 2560 02:28:18,307 --> 02:28:20,684 I can get some writing done, try to get published. 2561 02:28:20,768 --> 02:28:22,811 What about Christmas though? What are we gonna do? 2562 02:28:22,895 --> 02:28:24,730 I'm not sharing a room with him. 2563 02:28:24,813 --> 02:28:26,523 One of you will sleep on the couch, 2564 02:28:26,607 --> 02:28:28,734 and we'll use that blow-up mattress. 2565 02:28:28,817 --> 02:28:31,403 How am I supposed to do my laundry? 2566 02:28:32,196 --> 02:28:35,199 Sam, I'm gently pushing you out of the nest. 2567 02:28:35,282 --> 02:28:36,742 And on your way down, 2568 02:28:36,825 --> 02:28:39,828 you may magically find some quarters 2569 02:28:39,912 --> 02:28:42,915 that you use to do laundry in your own apartment. 2570 02:28:42,998 --> 02:28:46,418 Come on, you guys are adults. 2571 02:28:46,502 --> 02:28:48,837 You need to take some responsibility. 2572 02:28:48,921 --> 02:28:50,422 Now, what do you want? 2573 02:28:51,840 --> 02:28:53,926 I'm gonna get the veggie burger. 2574 02:28:54,009 --> 02:28:56,345 I'm not having anything. I'm not hungry. 2575 02:28:56,428 --> 02:28:58,972 What's wrong with you? 2576 02:28:59,056 --> 02:29:00,933 I'm sick. 2577 02:29:01,016 --> 02:29:04,061 What is it, your head? Do you have a fever? 2578 02:29:04,144 --> 02:29:06,397 She's pregnant. 2579 02:29:06,480 --> 02:29:10,984 No. To be honest, I drank way too much last night. 2580 02:29:11,068 --> 02:29:12,820 - You weren't driving, were you? - No. No. 2581 02:29:12,903 --> 02:29:16,365 Carrie's back home, too, and we just hung out. 2582 02:29:16,448 --> 02:29:20,160 You know, peach Smirnoffs, they just go down so easy. 2583 02:29:20,244 --> 02:29:23,163 No, no. Hey. That's not an excuse. 2584 02:29:23,247 --> 02:29:24,873 You could still pack boxes. 2585 02:29:24,957 --> 02:29:27,793 These people wanna move in as soon as possible. 2586 02:29:27,876 --> 02:29:30,838 Hi, guys. I'm Ernesto. How are you? 2587 02:29:30,921 --> 02:29:32,798 Uh, you probably don't remember me, 2588 02:29:32,881 --> 02:29:35,092 but I worked on your septic line years ago. 2589 02:29:35,175 --> 02:29:36,635 Oh, yeah. 2590 02:29:36,719 --> 02:29:39,513 Believe it or not, you changed my life. 2591 02:29:39,596 --> 02:29:43,726 You told me that day that I was smart and that I should go to school. 2592 02:29:43,809 --> 02:29:45,310 I took your advice. 2593 02:29:45,394 --> 02:29:47,062 I signed up for English classes, 2594 02:29:47,146 --> 02:29:50,274 and then a year later I went to community college, and I got my associate's degree. 2595 02:29:50,357 --> 02:29:52,484 I'm working on my bachelor's now at Texas State 2596 02:29:52,568 --> 02:29:54,111 and also one of the managers here. 2597 02:29:54,194 --> 02:29:55,487 That's great. 2598 02:29:55,571 --> 02:29:57,406 Uh, it's good to see you. 2599 02:29:57,489 --> 02:30:01,702 Because I really wanted a chance to-to thank you for that. Gracias. 2600 02:30:01,785 --> 02:30:03,495 It really meant a lot to me. 2601 02:30:03,579 --> 02:30:05,622 Don't worry about lunch. 2602 02:30:05,706 --> 02:30:08,250 - It's on me. It's the least I can do. - Thanks. 2603 02:30:08,333 --> 02:30:11,670 You guys should listen to her. She's a smart lady. 2604 02:30:11,754 --> 02:30:13,881 Thank you. 2605 02:30:28,103 --> 02:30:29,563 Isn't that kind of crazy, though, 2606 02:30:29,646 --> 02:30:33,442 that a computer knows who you are from just 20 questions off a form? 2607 02:30:33,525 --> 02:30:36,612 I guess there are really only, like, eight types of people in the world. 2608 02:30:36,695 --> 02:30:38,989 I mean, there are subsets, like male and female, 2609 02:30:39,072 --> 02:30:42,910 but apparently we're not as unique as we wanna think we are. 2610 02:30:42,993 --> 02:30:45,329 Have you even talked to this guy yet? 2611 02:30:45,412 --> 02:30:47,164 No, but we've been trading e-mails. 2612 02:30:47,247 --> 02:30:48,749 He seems pretty cool. 2613 02:30:48,832 --> 02:30:51,835 He's studying literature and anthropology. 2614 02:30:51,919 --> 02:30:55,130 And he's way into Bright Eyes, so that's not so bad. 2615 02:30:55,214 --> 02:30:56,465 But anyways, he was telling me 2616 02:30:56,548 --> 02:30:59,134 about how the system they use for assigning roommates 2617 02:30:59,218 --> 02:31:00,677 is kind of spooky. 2618 02:31:00,761 --> 02:31:03,347 Like, the freshman satisfaction rate for new roommates 2619 02:31:03,430 --> 02:31:05,182 used to be, like, 60%. 2620 02:31:05,265 --> 02:31:08,393 And now it's a hundred... just 'cause of the computer. 2621 02:31:08,477 --> 02:31:12,189 Well, sounds like he'll be a good roommate then. 2622 02:31:12,272 --> 02:31:13,273 Yeah. 2623 02:31:13,357 --> 02:31:17,319 But we've pretty much decided that soon they won't even need a questionnaire 2624 02:31:17,402 --> 02:31:20,656 'cause they'll just let the NSA scan your digital ghost, 2625 02:31:20,739 --> 02:31:22,741 and they'll tell you who your roommate is 2626 02:31:22,825 --> 02:31:26,537 based on everything you've ever said, written or clicked. 2627 02:31:26,620 --> 02:31:29,915 Did you ‒ Did you put this in here again? 2628 02:31:29,998 --> 02:31:31,500 I don't want it. 2629 02:31:31,583 --> 02:31:34,753 Come on, it's the first picture you ever took. 2630 02:31:35,671 --> 02:31:38,632 Well, I mean, all the more reason to leave it behind, right? 2631 02:31:54,857 --> 02:31:56,692 - What? - Nothing. 2632 02:31:56,775 --> 02:31:58,318 No, what is it? 2633 02:31:58,402 --> 02:31:59,862 Nothing. 2634 02:32:00,654 --> 02:32:02,114 Mom. 2635 02:32:04,950 --> 02:32:07,911 This is the worst day of my life. 2636 02:32:07,995 --> 02:32:10,914 - What are you talking about? - I knew this day was coming. 2637 02:32:10,998 --> 02:32:13,959 I didn't know you were gonna be so fucking happy to be leaving. 2638 02:32:15,085 --> 02:32:16,837 I mean, it's not that I'm that happy. 2639 02:32:16,920 --> 02:32:18,714 What do you ‒ What do you expect? 2640 02:32:18,797 --> 02:32:22,426 You know what I'm realizing? My life is just gonna go ‒ like that. 2641 02:32:22,509 --> 02:32:24,678 This series of milestones. 2642 02:32:24,761 --> 02:32:28,098 Getting married, having kids, getting divorced. 2643 02:32:28,181 --> 02:32:30,601 The time that we thought you were dyslexic. 2644 02:32:30,684 --> 02:32:33,061 When I taught you how to ride a bike. 2645 02:32:33,145 --> 02:32:35,147 Getting divorced again. 2646 02:32:35,230 --> 02:32:36,690 Getting my master's degree. 2647 02:32:36,773 --> 02:32:38,609 Finally getting the job I wanted. 2648 02:32:38,692 --> 02:32:42,154 Sending Samantha off to college. Sending you off to college. 2649 02:32:42,237 --> 02:32:44,364 You know what's next? Huh? 2650 02:32:44,448 --> 02:32:46,575 It's my fucking funeral. 2651 02:32:48,535 --> 02:32:50,746 Just go, and leave my picture! 2652 02:32:52,915 --> 02:32:56,501 Aren't you jumping ahead by, like, 40 years or something? 2653 02:32:59,296 --> 02:33:02,716 I just thought there would be more. 2654 02:35:18,393 --> 02:35:19,895 Hey, you must be Mason. 2655 02:35:19,978 --> 02:35:21,396 Yeah. Dalton, right? 2656 02:35:21,480 --> 02:35:23,815 - Yeah, man, it's nice to finally meet you. - Definitely. 2657 02:35:23,899 --> 02:35:26,818 - Uh, you cool with this side of the room? - Yeah. 2658 02:35:26,902 --> 02:35:28,987 Got in this morning. Just moved my shit in, man. 2659 02:35:29,654 --> 02:35:32,491 - Well, yeah. I don't ‒ I don't care. No worries. - Cool. 2660 02:35:32,574 --> 02:35:34,618 Can I help you with anything, man? Any bags? 2661 02:35:34,701 --> 02:35:37,370 I just got, like, one box left. I packed pretty light. 2662 02:35:37,454 --> 02:35:40,665 - But I appreciate it. - My pleasure, man. Of course. 2663 02:35:42,709 --> 02:35:46,338 Um, are you going to the orientation mixer thing? 2664 02:35:47,422 --> 02:35:50,675 Orientation mixer thing? Fuck no, man. 2665 02:35:50,759 --> 02:35:53,011 I'm not going to that, and neither are you, by the way. 2666 02:35:53,095 --> 02:35:55,472 - We got way better stuff to be doing. - All right. 2667 02:35:55,555 --> 02:35:57,057 - You ready? - Yeah. 2668 02:35:57,140 --> 02:35:59,142 Hey, Barb, this is my roommate, Mason. Mason, Barb. 2669 02:35:59,226 --> 02:36:00,393 - Hi. - Hey. 2670 02:36:00,477 --> 02:36:03,355 - You comin' with us? - Where are you going? 2671 02:36:03,438 --> 02:36:05,440 - Hiking. - Yeah, man, you should come. 2672 02:36:05,524 --> 02:36:07,734 If we leave now, we can catch the late afternoon at Big Bend. 2673 02:36:07,818 --> 02:36:11,196 - You ever been before, man? - Yeah, but not since I was really little. 2674 02:36:11,279 --> 02:36:13,198 Oh, well, then all the more reason to come now, man. 2675 02:36:13,281 --> 02:36:15,033 That's why we're here, dude. 2676 02:36:16,201 --> 02:36:18,578 Oh, Mason. This is Nicole, Barb's roommate. 2677 02:36:18,662 --> 02:36:20,122 Hey, what's up? 2678 02:36:20,205 --> 02:36:21,540 Hi. 2679 02:36:21,623 --> 02:36:23,083 Mason, Nicole. 2680 02:36:23,166 --> 02:36:26,294 - So, you game? - Sure. 2681 02:36:26,378 --> 02:36:28,839 Here. Have the rest of this. 2682 02:36:28,922 --> 02:36:30,465 Got it timed perfectly. 2683 02:36:30,549 --> 02:36:32,134 It'll kick in when we get to the mountains. 2684 02:36:32,217 --> 02:36:33,969 - Awesome. - Let's go. 2685 02:36:41,393 --> 02:36:43,395 Do they let you major in that here? 2686 02:36:43,478 --> 02:36:45,063 Well, it's not that serious here, 2687 02:36:45,147 --> 02:36:47,315 so I kind of, like, train outside of the university, 2688 02:36:47,399 --> 02:36:50,193 but I'm taking all my basics like History of Dance and all that. 2689 02:36:50,277 --> 02:36:51,653 - Nice. - Yeah. 2690 02:36:52,779 --> 02:36:54,823 - What do you teach? - Oh, gosh. 2691 02:36:54,906 --> 02:36:59,327 - Uh, ballet, tap, jazz, lyrical, hip-hop. - Wow. 2692 02:36:59,411 --> 02:37:01,163 Which one's your favorite? 2693 02:37:01,246 --> 02:37:02,873 - Tap. - Yeah? 2694 02:37:02,956 --> 02:37:07,419 Yeah. You get to, like, make up all your own sounds, and there's no rules. 2695 02:37:07,502 --> 02:37:09,462 And just, like, creative freedom. 2696 02:37:09,546 --> 02:37:11,089 - That's great. - Yeah. 2697 02:37:11,173 --> 02:37:12,674 That's why I love teaching it 2698 02:37:12,757 --> 02:37:14,259 'cause it's so beautiful to me 2699 02:37:14,342 --> 02:37:16,178 and it's kind of dying away in this generation, 2700 02:37:16,261 --> 02:37:18,847 so to be a part of, like, bringing it back to the kids ‒ 2701 02:37:18,930 --> 02:37:20,473 - Right. - it's really rewarding. 2702 02:37:20,557 --> 02:37:22,017 - Yeah. - How old are they? 2703 02:37:22,100 --> 02:37:23,727 - Six to eight. - Wow. 2704 02:37:23,810 --> 02:37:25,812 Yeah. They have, like, no fear, 2705 02:37:25,896 --> 02:37:27,397 and they're not self-conscious at all. 2706 02:37:27,480 --> 02:37:29,524 They haven't reached the awkward years yet. 2707 02:37:29,608 --> 02:37:31,610 Yeah, not yet. It's coming. 2708 02:37:47,626 --> 02:37:49,377 - Hey. - Hey. 2709 02:38:00,931 --> 02:38:03,683 Dalton can be crazy sometimes. 2710 02:38:03,767 --> 02:38:06,311 - He seems cool though. - Yeah. 2711 02:38:06,394 --> 02:38:08,396 Yeah, they're both really cool. 2712 02:38:11,483 --> 02:38:13,109 How are you feeling? 2713 02:38:15,362 --> 02:38:16,988 Great. 2714 02:38:17,072 --> 02:38:20,033 Really great, to be honest. 2715 02:38:20,116 --> 02:38:21,618 Good. 2716 02:38:24,204 --> 02:38:26,873 I'm really happy that you're hangin' out with us. 2717 02:38:26,957 --> 02:38:28,416 Yeah. 2718 02:38:28,500 --> 02:38:30,585 Me too. 2719 02:38:30,669 --> 02:38:34,172 This moment's having a multiple orgasm. 2720 02:38:34,256 --> 02:38:37,259 It-It's as if all of time has unfolded before us 2721 02:38:37,342 --> 02:38:41,263 so we could stand here and look out and scream, "Fuck yeah!" 2722 02:38:41,346 --> 02:38:43,223 Whoo! 2723 02:38:47,269 --> 02:38:51,856 You know how everyone's always saying, "Seize the moment"? 2724 02:38:53,733 --> 02:38:58,280 I don't know. I'm kind of thinking it's the other way around. 2725 02:38:58,363 --> 02:39:01,449 You know, like, the moment seizes us. 2726 02:39:01,533 --> 02:39:03,201 Yeah. 2727 02:39:03,285 --> 02:39:04,828 Yeah, I know. It's ‒ 2728 02:39:04,911 --> 02:39:07,539 It's constant, the moments. 2729 02:39:07,622 --> 02:39:09,291 It's just ‒ 2730 02:39:09,374 --> 02:39:12,669 It's like it's always right now, you know? 2731 02:39:15,380 --> 02:39:16,881 Yeah.