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And now,
it's time for a breakdown.

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Mmm, mmm,
mmm, yeah—

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Man, I told you Robbie Wheirdicht
showers here during first period.

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Why doesn't he just shower at home
like a normal person?

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Look at him.

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Does anything about that
look normal to you?

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You know, he's actually
a pretty good dancer.

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Let's wreck him.

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- TREVORI Hey, Weird Dick!

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Come on.

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Finally, young ladies and young gentlemen,

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it is my pleasure
to announce that the winner

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of the National High School
Student of the Year Award

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is none other than your very own

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two-time student body president,

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the captain of
Central High's All Valley track team,

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president of the drama club

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and the senior voted
"Most Likely to Succeed."

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I gotta tell you folks,
after 40 years as an educator,

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he is my favorite student.

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I wish he were my son

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if I were medically able to have children.

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He's everybody's
favorite all-around guy...

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Calvin "The Golden Jet" Joyner! Come on!

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Golden Jet!
Golden Jet! Golden Jet!

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Oh, my goodness.

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Wow! Wow, guys-

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Hey! How about a hand
for Principal Kent, huh?

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Huh?

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Honestly, if my mom
was into white guys, it would be you.

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I know it would, okay?

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Well, as we all know,
this is our last assembly,

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which means this is the last time
in front of you guys

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that I'll be able to tell
the most beautiful girl in the world...

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I'm talking about you, Maggie Johnson,

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that I love you. I love you, baby. I do.

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I'm gonna put it in my pocket.

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— I'll save it.

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Okay.

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All right, guys. We're seniors now.

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And once we get those diplomas,

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the decisions that we make after that
are all up to us.

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I don't know what path
life is gonna take me on.

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But I can promise you all this...

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That I, for one, will push myself

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at every stage, at every step.

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So, I got one question to ask.

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I got one question for
the graduating class of 1996

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and that's "Will you..."

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Check out my Weird Dick!

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Hey. Here, here, man.

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Thank you.

53
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Well, there's no coming back from that.

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Calvin Joyner, everybody,

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voted "Most Likely to Succeed."

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Golden Jet!
Golden Jet! Golden Jet!

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Hey. Check it.

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- What is the matter with you?
- What?

59
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What do you mean, "What"?

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Why do you think I wanna see that?

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No, I'm working on a new sexting app.

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Okay. It's kind of like lnstagram, right?

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But, instead of filters,

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it just makes yourjunk look huge.

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Like, three to six inches bigger.
It's amazing.

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It's called "Junk Mail." Clever, right?

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You know, right now,
this little walk right here?

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I kinda just want to
take it away from my life.

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Why are you all cranky-pants
this morning, huh?

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It's because Ethan got promoted
instead of you?

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Ethan got promoted?

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Youngest senior associate
in the history of the firm.

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Corner office, the whole deal.

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Didn't he used to be your assistant?

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Who cares? Hey, you should
come to lunch with us.

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We're gonna be celebrating his pro-mosh!

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It'll probably be good for you
to kiss the ring a bit.

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"Kiss the ring a bit"?

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Hey, you play your chessboard
however you like, okay?

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Me, lunch today?
I'm gonna French kiss that thing.

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Aah...

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I can't. I'm taking my wife
to lunch today, so...

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All right. Bummer for you.

84
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Right?

85
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Can you just get out of my face?

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To a guy I not only consider my coworker,

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but my personal friend.

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- To Ethan!
- Cheers!

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Do you wanna move tables?
I know this kind of sucks.

90
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No, no. it doesn't suck.

91
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Hey, if I wanted to get
one of those ice teas

92
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but I want most of it to be bourbon—
What is that called?

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Okay. How about we change the topic
to something a little more fun?

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Anything else, please.

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Oh, how about...

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This is the dress
that I'm thinking about wearing.

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Oh!

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Honey, I want every single girl

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to be jealous tomorrow night.

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Oh.

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What?

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I just... I just don't want to go.

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Calvin, it's our 20-year
high school reunion.

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I'm not gonna go without you.

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We agreed we were going. I RSVP'd for us.

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I just changed my mind. That's all.

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Okay. I see.

108
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You're disappointed
about the promotion. I get it.

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This is not about the promotion.

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Okay, this has to do with me
not wanting to spend my Friday night

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answering the
"What are you doing now?" question.

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That's what I'll get all night.

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"Hey, Calvin, what are you doing now?"
"I'm an accountant."

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"An accountant? Really?

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"I thought you would be the governor, man.

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"Wait a minute. Didn't you get voted
'Most Likely to Succeed'?

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"I guess we missed that one."

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Is this why you've been
so weird and moody lately?

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'Cause you're freaking out
about the reunion?

120
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- No.
- And what's the matter

121
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with being an accountant?
You love your job.

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No, you love your job.

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I'm good at my job.
It's not the same thing.

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Honey, that's not fair.

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You're a partner at your firm.

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Instead, I work
in a building with a giant,

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inflatable gorilla out in front of it.

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Look, I don't want to be
the guy that peaked in high school

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and, after he peaked,
his life went like this...

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I don't know the sound
that that thing makes,

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but you know what I'm trying to do.

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I'm the guy that went down, okay?

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- Yeah.
- Then my life

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down here became a disappointment.

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That's what I'll be.

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Wow.

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What?

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I had no idea that your life with me

139
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was such a soundless,
crashing disappointment!

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Don't do that.

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- That's not— Don't do that.
- That's the sound.

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You want to know the sound
I'm about to make right now?

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The sound of me not going.

144
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That's the sound I'm making.

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I'm not going.

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Yeah.

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Mmm-mmm-mmm.

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No.

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Not going to that.

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Bob Stone?

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Okay.

152
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Hello?

153
00:10:12,161 --> 00:10:14,539
- Hey.
- Girl, you scared me.

154
00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:17,333
- I did?
- Yes. I thought that you were...

155
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I just— On the...

156
00:10:20,962 --> 00:10:23,714
Never mind. Hey, I'm glad you called.

157
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I'm sorry about lunch today.

158
00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:27,969
I'm an idiot, babe.

159
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I don't even know
what's going on with me right now.

160
00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:31,472
- I really don't.
- Yeah?

161
00:10:31,639 --> 00:10:33,641
Actually, honey,

162
00:10:33,808 --> 00:10:35,601
that's what I was calling
to talk to you about.

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00:10:36,227 --> 00:10:39,272
Look, honey, I think that
we should see someone.

164
00:10:40,314 --> 00:10:43,317
What do you mean, "Someone"?
What do you mean?

165
00:10:43,484 --> 00:10:45,570
See someone, like a therapist.

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00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,072
Honey, black people don't go to therapy.

167
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We go to barbershops.

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That's where we talk out our problems.

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00:10:52,159 --> 00:10:54,453
Or we watch the movie Barbershop.
One or the other.

170
00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,163
Look, my parents were really unhappy

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for a long time before they got divorced.

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And maybe if they saw someone sooner,
they would still be married.

173
00:11:03,254 --> 00:11:04,839
I just want to nip this thing in the bud,
whatever it is.

174
00:11:05,172 --> 00:11:06,340
I don't want to end up like my parents.

175
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,260
VVassup?

176
00:11:09,427 --> 00:11:10,845
VVassup?

177
00:11:17,393 --> 00:11:19,562
Please, just do it for me,
if not for you.

178
00:11:20,688 --> 00:11:21,856
All right. Uh...

179
00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:25,651
- When? When do you want to do it?
- Really?

180
00:11:26,193 --> 00:11:27,987
The doctor said
he could see us at 6:00 p.m.

181
00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:31,032
Um... 6:00 p.m., when? Tonight?

182
00:11:31,198 --> 00:11:33,034
Yeah. Yeah, is that a problem?

183
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:37,121
Holy shit! Robbie Wheirdicht?

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00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:40,625
Calvin, honey? Hello?

185
00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:42,209
Um, yeah.

186
00:11:42,376 --> 00:11:45,296
IcanW. laHeady
made plans for tonight, baby.

187
00:11:45,463 --> 00:11:47,715
- Plans with who?
- With Bob Stone.

188
00:11:47,882 --> 00:11:49,884
Who's Bob Stone?
That sounds like a fake name.

189
00:11:50,051 --> 00:11:53,387
No, no. You remember
Robbie Wheirdicht, from high school?

190
00:11:53,554 --> 00:11:54,555
No.

191
00:11:54,722 --> 00:11:56,557
The guy who got beaten up
by Trisha Demarco at homecoming?

192
00:11:56,766 --> 00:11:57,808
No.

193
00:11:57,975 --> 00:12:00,311
The kid that tried to rap along to
Coolio's 1,2, 3,4 at the talent show

194
00:12:00,478 --> 00:12:02,063
but then he kinda lost his way,
midway through

195
00:12:02,229 --> 00:12:03,856
so he just started bopping his head,
and he stood there?

196
00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:05,524
No. Nothing.

197
00:12:05,733 --> 00:12:07,902
The guy who got thrown out the gym,
butt-ass-naked, senior year?

198
00:12:08,069 --> 00:12:09,070
Oh, my God, yeah!

199
00:12:09,236 --> 00:12:10,863
Why wouldn't you start with that?

200
00:12:11,072 --> 00:12:12,615
Because I thought that was kind of mean.
I don't know.

201
00:12:12,981 --> 00:12:14,316
He never came back
to school after that, right?

202
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:16,693
Like, not for finals
or graduation or anything.

203
00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:18,779
I'm not sure.
I don't know if he did or not,

204
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:21,281
but he changed his name to "Bob Stone"

205
00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:23,575
and apparently he's in town
for the high school reunion.

206
00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:25,744
He wants to go to dinner tonight,
and I kinda already said "yes."

207
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:26,912
- Okay.
- If you want me to cancel,

208
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,580
I will. You know?

209
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:30,040
If that's what you want, I don't mind.

210
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,876
I mean, it's a little weird, but whatever.

211
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:35,420
I'll just see if the doctor
can fit us in tomorrow.

212
00:12:35,587 --> 00:12:37,673
- How about at lunch time?
- Okay. All right, fine.

213
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,091
Okay, good. I love you.

214
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,968
I love you, too, babe. I do.

215
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,761
All right.

216
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,099
- Oh, my—
What is that?

217
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,101
- Okay.
- Calvin? Are you—

218
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,269
Love you. Bye-bye.

219
00:12:53,438 --> 00:12:54,439
No!

220
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,233
Stop, stop!

221
00:12:56,608 --> 00:12:57,776
Hey, man. I—

222
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,987
Hey! What's up, guys?

223
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,115
Congratulations on that promotion, man.

224
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,283
It's quite the thing.

225
00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:07,119
Thank you.
Hey, that's not work appropriate.

226
00:13:07,619 --> 00:13:08,620
Yup.

227
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:10,414
Not cool, man. Not cool.

228
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,669
Dude, forward that to me.

229
00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:27,135
For real man,
seriously?

230
00:13:27,302 --> 00:13:28,970
Yeah. Watch it, punk.

231
00:13:31,473 --> 00:13:32,849
Excuse you, too.

232
00:13:52,576 --> 00:13:54,495
My man!

233
00:13:56,497 --> 00:13:58,874
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calvin. It's me, Bob.

234
00:14:00,793 --> 00:14:02,628
Sorry, what? Do I know you?

235
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:04,713
Do you know...

236
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,883
Robbie Wheirdicht from high school!

237
00:14:09,009 --> 00:14:10,719
Are you kidding? What?

238
00:14:11,178 --> 00:14:13,597
- Wait, you're Robbie Wheirdicht?
- Yeah!

239
00:14:14,515 --> 00:14:17,184
God, man, look at you!
You've lost, like, 200 pounds!

240
00:14:17,351 --> 00:14:18,936
I see you gained it back in muscle.

241
00:14:19,103 --> 00:14:20,729
Oh, my God! You look great!

242
00:14:21,021 --> 00:14:22,773
- No, you look great!
- Stop it.

243
00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:25,359
No, you haven't changed
since high school, dude!

244
00:14:25,609 --> 00:14:28,695
No, you're just sexy as dick right now.

245
00:14:28,862 --> 00:14:30,906
You don't look somebody
in the eyes and say that.

246
00:14:31,073 --> 00:14:32,116
Hey, let's get hammered.

247
00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:34,535
I got an early clay at work,
so I'll probably—

248
00:14:34,701 --> 00:14:35,869
No, come on, I'm buying!

249
00:14:36,036 --> 00:14:36,954
Shit.

250
00:14:37,365 --> 00:14:38,366
Mmm.

251
00:14:38,950 --> 00:14:41,411
I'm sorry, man. I am blown away right now.

252
00:14:41,786 --> 00:14:43,788
Dude, you used to be Fat Robbie.

253
00:14:44,039 --> 00:14:46,249
Look at you!
This is like a total transformation.

254
00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:48,043
You look like Hercules or somebody.

255
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:49,586
What did you do? Come on, give it to me.

256
00:14:49,753 --> 00:14:51,713
- I didn't do much, really.
- Stop it.

257
00:14:52,214 --> 00:14:54,216
All right. I just did one thing.

258
00:14:54,549 --> 00:14:55,592
Come on, I need to know.

259
00:14:56,009 --> 00:14:58,220
I worked out six hours a day, every day,

260
00:14:58,386 --> 00:14:59,846
for the last 20 years straight.

261
00:15:01,514 --> 00:15:04,017
- I mean, anybody can do it, right?
- Yeah.

262
00:15:05,101 --> 00:15:08,939
Yeah. You know, I've gotten into hot yoga.

263
00:15:10,607 --> 00:15:12,025
I started doing some sessions.

264
00:15:12,192 --> 00:15:13,193
Uh-huh.

265
00:15:14,611 --> 00:15:15,862
Nice unicorn, man.

266
00:15:16,029 --> 00:15:18,240
Oh, yeah,
I'm big-time into 'corns.

267
00:15:18,406 --> 00:15:19,532
So magical, right?

268
00:15:19,699 --> 00:15:21,910
You know, they're the most
lethal animal on the planet.

269
00:15:22,285 --> 00:15:23,286
Here you go.

270
00:15:23,453 --> 00:15:25,455
Guys, my name's Lexi.

271
00:15:25,622 --> 00:15:26,831
Just let me know if you need anything.

272
00:15:27,082 --> 00:15:28,208
Okay.

273
00:15:28,541 --> 00:15:31,753
I mean, like, anything at all.

274
00:15:32,170 --> 00:15:33,588
Okie-dokie.

275
00:15:34,297 --> 00:15:36,925
You're funny. Do you ever, like, Snapchat?

276
00:15:37,092 --> 00:15:39,761
- Oh, no. You know—
- I wasn't talking to you.

277
00:15:40,428 --> 00:15:41,429
No, no, no. I don't do that.

278
00:15:41,596 --> 00:15:44,099
I'm just catching up
with an old friend from high school.

279
00:15:44,808 --> 00:15:46,935
Aw. You're so sweet.

280
00:15:48,395 --> 00:15:49,771
I think unicorns are sexy, too.

281
00:15:52,274 --> 00:15:53,984
That must happen to you
all the time, right?

282
00:15:54,401 --> 00:15:55,443
Ah, nah.

283
00:15:55,986 --> 00:15:57,779
I mean, all that meaningless sex is just—

284
00:15:57,946 --> 00:15:59,572
It's not my bag anymore, CJ.

285
00:16:00,865 --> 00:16:03,118
No, now, I'm looking for
more of an emotional connection.

286
00:16:03,285 --> 00:16:04,369
The next woman I lay with,

287
00:16:04,536 --> 00:16:06,288
she's gonna be beautiful on the inside,

288
00:16:06,454 --> 00:16:08,123
just as much as she is on the outside.

289
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,083
Hey, wait. Whatever happened

290
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:11,459
to that girl that you liked
in high school?

291
00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:14,296
Oh, God, man. The "Doogie Howser" gm.

292
00:16:14,462 --> 00:16:16,298
She was 14, but somehow she was a senior.

293
00:16:16,464 --> 00:16:17,590
She wore a cape.

294
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:20,552
- Darla McGuckian.
- Darla McGuckian.

295
00:16:20,719 --> 00:16:22,470
"Yucky Gucky."

296
00:16:22,762 --> 00:16:25,140
- Didn't she have a lazy eye or something?
- Two of 'em.

297
00:16:25,631 --> 00:16:26,549
Right.

298
00:16:26,715 --> 00:16:27,716
Hey, but listen,
I don't wanna talk about me.

299
00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:28,884
I wanna talk about you.

300
00:16:29,051 --> 00:16:30,344
I heard that
you and Maggie Johnson got hitched.

301
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,012
Oh, yeah.

302
00:16:32,221 --> 00:16:33,931
Yeah, man, right after college.

303
00:16:34,098 --> 00:16:37,476
Wow! The prettiest girl in school,
and the coolest guy in school!

304
00:16:37,643 --> 00:16:38,644
Oh, man, I got lucky.

305
00:16:38,811 --> 00:16:40,146
I mean, you guys are like
a power couple, dude!

306
00:16:40,312 --> 00:16:41,814
- No, no.
- Yes!

307
00:16:41,981 --> 00:16:44,817
You're like Taylor Swift
and whoever she's dating right now.

308
00:16:44,984 --> 00:16:47,445
- Power.
- Thanks!

309
00:16:47,653 --> 00:16:49,113
Yeah. You guys got kids?

310
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,656
No. No kids yet.

311
00:16:50,823 --> 00:16:52,741
We planned on it after college,

312
00:16:52,908 --> 00:16:55,953
but Maggie went to law school,
I kept changing jobs.

313
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:59,498
You know, having kidsjust
isn't in our cards right now.

314
00:16:59,665 --> 00:17:00,666
Not at this point, that's all.

315
00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:01,709
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.

316
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,623
I got an idea. Let's do shots!

317
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:04,833
No!

318
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,751
I'm sorry for saying it like that, but no.

319
00:17:06,918 --> 00:17:08,628
I haven't had shots
in almost 10 years, man.

320
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:11,006
What? Come on, we have to!
We're celebrating!

321
00:17:12,007 --> 00:17:13,008
Celebrating what?

322
00:17:13,174 --> 00:17:15,343
Celebrating that I'm hanging
with the coolest kid in high school.

323
00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:17,345
- Stop it.
- Calvin Joyner!

324
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,681
The Golden Jet.

325
00:17:20,932 --> 00:17:23,643
You got to be shitting me. Wow!

326
00:17:24,352 --> 00:17:26,104
I haven't— God!

327
00:17:26,688 --> 00:17:28,690
It's been forever since I heard that, man!

328
00:17:28,857 --> 00:17:29,858
- I'll do one.
- All right!

329
00:17:30,025 --> 00:17:31,026
- One shot.
- Shots!

330
00:17:31,192 --> 00:17:32,277
No. One shot.

331
00:17:32,444 --> 00:17:34,529
Just one, okay? Bob, it's been a while.

332
00:17:35,947 --> 00:17:36,990
Oh, shit! You remember this?

333
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,700
This was the jammy-jam!

334
00:17:38,867 --> 00:17:40,869
What's that? Is that a fanny pack, Bob?

335
00:17:41,036 --> 00:17:42,537
Hell, yeah! Dude, you want one?

336
00:17:42,704 --> 00:17:44,039
No, it's okay.

337
00:17:44,205 --> 00:17:45,665
I got two at home. I'll hook you up.

338
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,001
Leather pack for The Jet.

339
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,210
Fanny!

340
00:17:49,377 --> 00:17:50,670
Shit.

341
00:17:51,296 --> 00:17:53,173
What the hell did I get myself into?

342
00:17:53,757 --> 00:17:55,342
Mmm. Mmm-mmm-mmm.

343
00:17:55,717 --> 00:17:58,386
Hey, sir, somebody's
actually sitting there.

344
00:17:58,553 --> 00:18:00,722
- Yeah, someone was.
- No! Hey, man!

345
00:18:01,056 --> 00:18:02,390
Hey, you don't see
the sweatshirt right here?

346
00:18:02,557 --> 00:18:04,601
- Man, somebody's sitting here.
- Move your meat, lose your seat.

347
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,311
Dude, you don't
have to be a dick about it.

348
00:18:06,478 --> 00:18:07,562
Somebody's sitting in the chair.

349
00:18:07,936 --> 00:18:10,647
Bro, are you seriously
gonna go there, bro?

350
00:18:11,565 --> 00:18:13,525
'Cause there's only one way back, bro.

351
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,819
Through intensive care, bro.

352
00:18:17,404 --> 00:18:19,739
Was that the last "bro"?
'Cause if it was, then I'll talk.

353
00:18:19,906 --> 00:18:21,158
That supposed to be funny?

354
00:18:21,324 --> 00:18:22,826
Hey, now!

355
00:18:23,618 --> 00:18:24,744
What's the rumpus?

356
00:18:24,911 --> 00:18:25,912
You know...
There's no problem, man.

357
00:18:26,079 --> 00:18:28,165
Let's just go to another table.
Get your jacket. Let's go.

358
00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,625
- No, we're not gonna go anywhere.
- Listen to your pussy friend.

359
00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:33,336
Those gym muscles
aren't scaring anybody, pal.

360
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,589
- These?
- Let's just go. It's okay.

361
00:18:35,755 --> 00:18:38,216
No, we're not gonna go.
This man insulted you.

362
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:40,177
And we're not gonna leave
until he apologizes.

363
00:18:40,343 --> 00:18:42,429
- It's okay.
- Hey, we got a problem here?

364
00:18:42,596 --> 00:18:44,598
- No, no.
- Yeah, we got a big problem.

365
00:18:44,764 --> 00:18:47,434
Your friend, here,
really insulted my friend

366
00:18:47,601 --> 00:18:48,602
and he needs to apologize.

367
00:18:48,768 --> 00:18:49,769
I don't think he does.

368
00:18:49,936 --> 00:18:50,937
He doesn't.

369
00:18:51,104 --> 00:18:52,939
You know what, man?

370
00:18:53,106 --> 00:18:55,358
I think this whole situation's
getting a little out of control.

371
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:56,693
I can fix this whole thing.

372
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:59,196
I'll order some nachos. The "Explosions."

373
00:18:59,362 --> 00:19:01,740
It's got four cheeses!
Let's eat 'em together.

374
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:02,949
You know what? You take them.

375
00:19:03,116 --> 00:19:04,117
Let's go.

376
00:19:04,284 --> 00:19:05,452
Nah. We're not going anywhere, Jet.

377
00:19:05,619 --> 00:19:07,037
This whole thing will be over in a jiff.

378
00:19:07,204 --> 00:19:08,747
Hey, how about this?

379
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:11,458
Why don't you and your boyfriend
apologize to Big Rick here

380
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:13,502
and then go jerk each other
in the parking lot?

381
00:19:13,951 --> 00:19:14,910
That's a lot—

382
00:19:15,077 --> 00:19:16,120
Yeah. You're right, CJ.

383
00:19:16,287 --> 00:19:18,914
That's a lot of homophobia
coming out of a very angry man.

384
00:19:19,248 --> 00:19:21,584
You need to go get that looked at
by a trained professional.

385
00:19:21,751 --> 00:19:23,961
But, since you have
escalated this whole scenario

386
00:19:24,128 --> 00:19:25,588
by bringing what I can only assume

387
00:19:25,755 --> 00:19:28,132
is an unlicensed firearm
into this public place,

388
00:19:28,299 --> 00:19:30,468
endangering the lives
of all these innocent people,

389
00:19:30,634 --> 00:19:33,429
I can no longer,
in good conscience, walk away

390
00:19:33,596 --> 00:19:35,306
and jerk anyone off in the parking lot.

391
00:19:35,473 --> 00:19:37,600
I'm afraid we ain't going anywhere.

392
00:19:37,767 --> 00:19:38,934
It's time for you to get out of here, pal.

393
00:19:39,143 --> 00:19:40,603
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

394
00:19:41,395 --> 00:19:43,230
There's four of us, tough guy.

395
00:19:43,981 --> 00:19:45,399
Yeah. I got that.

396
00:19:45,983 --> 00:19:47,485
All right. Before
this whole thing goes down,

397
00:19:47,651 --> 00:19:48,736
you should know one thing about me.

398
00:19:48,903 --> 00:19:49,904
What's that?

399
00:19:53,824 --> 00:19:55,326
I don't like bullies.

400
00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:07,838
Let's go, Jet.

401
00:20:08,923 --> 00:20:10,132
Yes.

402
00:20:11,634 --> 00:20:14,136
Oh, my God! I hope he's Catholic.

403
00:20:17,139 --> 00:20:18,682
Oh, my God!

404
00:20:18,849 --> 00:20:20,309
What the hell was that?

405
00:20:20,476 --> 00:20:22,353
Bob, that was amazing!
I've never seen anything like that!

406
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,188
You took the one guy,
you hit him like this.

407
00:20:24,355 --> 00:20:25,523
He couldn't breathe.

408
00:20:25,689 --> 00:20:27,107
I sat there, I'm looking at him...

409
00:20:27,274 --> 00:20:28,526
You talkin' to him like,
"I don't like bullies."

410
00:20:28,692 --> 00:20:30,277
I was like, "That's not a good line."
But it was!

411
00:20:30,444 --> 00:20:31,445
I didn't even know you could fight!

412
00:20:31,612 --> 00:20:34,365
You had a unicorn shirt, a fanny pack,
and it totally worked!

413
00:20:34,532 --> 00:20:36,700
You were like Jason Bourne,
man, but with jorts!

414
00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:39,203
How did you do that?
Where'd you learn that stuff?

415
00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:41,205
I took a couple classes at work.

416
00:20:41,372 --> 00:20:42,706
I hope I didn't go too far.

417
00:20:42,873 --> 00:20:43,999
I'm sorry about ruining the night, Jet.

418
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:47,044
Ruin my night?
No! it was the coolest thing ever, man!

419
00:20:47,211 --> 00:20:48,629
'Really?
'Yes!

420
00:20:48,796 --> 00:20:51,090
To see my boy go in and whoop ass
on those idiots back there.

421
00:20:51,257 --> 00:20:52,424
Dude, that was amazing!

422
00:20:52,675 --> 00:20:54,510
Wait, we're boys?

423
00:20:55,135 --> 00:20:56,220
Yeah, we boys.

424
00:20:57,888 --> 00:20:58,889
Wow. I...

425
00:21:00,808 --> 00:21:01,809
Never had a boy.

426
00:21:04,353 --> 00:21:06,647
- That's awesome! Come here!
- Oh, wait.

427
00:21:07,648 --> 00:21:09,316
Stop. What's going on, man?

428
00:21:09,483 --> 00:21:11,068
- I'm a hugger!
- What're you doing?

429
00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:15,489
Hey! I got an idea.
Let's roll. Here's my bike.

430
00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:17,825
Wait. That's your bike?

431
00:21:17,992 --> 00:21:19,702
Yeah. Kawasaki 800!

432
00:21:19,869 --> 00:21:21,328
I know what the bike is.

433
00:21:21,495 --> 00:21:23,205
I had the same bike in high school, man.

434
00:21:23,372 --> 00:21:24,999
- You still ride?
- No, man.

435
00:21:25,165 --> 00:21:26,166
I haven't ridden a bike in years!

436
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,585
Come on, let's roll.

437
00:21:30,754 --> 00:21:32,256
Where? Where you trying to go?

438
00:21:32,590 --> 00:21:35,217
I know the perfect spot. Come on, Jet.

439
00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:37,761
You know, why not? Why not?

440
00:21:37,928 --> 00:21:40,097
After this— Yeah, okay!

441
00:21:40,514 --> 00:21:41,599
Let's roll.

442
00:21:43,642 --> 00:21:46,770
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, Bob! Slow, slow, slow!

443
00:21:47,271 --> 00:21:48,439
Bob,hey, hey!

444
00:21:54,570 --> 00:21:57,615
God, this is so crazy, man.

445
00:21:57,781 --> 00:21:59,491
This brings back so many memories.

446
00:22:00,826 --> 00:22:01,911
I don't know, CJ.

447
00:22:02,077 --> 00:22:03,621
I mean, high school
wasn't easy for me, man.

448
00:22:03,787 --> 00:22:04,788
I don't know if you know this,

449
00:22:04,955 --> 00:22:06,457
but I didn't have many friends back then.

450
00:22:07,249 --> 00:22:08,250
What?

451
00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:10,461
- Really?
- No.

452
00:22:10,628 --> 00:22:11,670
I don't know why I thought—

453
00:22:11,837 --> 00:22:13,130
True story.

454
00:22:13,297 --> 00:22:16,133
Man, I thought high school
was gonna be like Sixteen Candles

455
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,093
and I was gonna be like Molly Ringwald.

456
00:22:18,260 --> 00:22:19,261
Sure, things were difficult
in the beginning,

457
00:22:19,428 --> 00:22:20,763
but then, by the end,

458
00:22:20,930 --> 00:22:22,139
everything worked out.

459
00:22:22,306 --> 00:22:24,391
And Jake Ryan picked her up
in that red Porsche.

460
00:22:24,558 --> 00:22:25,643
What-what?

461
00:22:25,809 --> 00:22:26,810
You ever see that movie?

462
00:22:28,103 --> 00:22:30,147
I'm black, so I don't know the—

463
00:22:30,314 --> 00:22:31,982
You gotta see it, dude.

464
00:22:32,149 --> 00:22:35,152
Total classic.
It's my favorite all-time movie.

465
00:22:35,319 --> 00:22:38,447
Then I realized high school
was nothing like Sixteen Candles.

466
00:22:39,657 --> 00:22:41,492
And I'll never be like Molly Ringwald.

467
00:22:43,494 --> 00:22:45,287
Yeah, well, depends on who you ask.

468
00:22:45,454 --> 00:22:46,997
That's the thing. For me, I—

469
00:22:48,582 --> 00:22:49,667
What's going on?

470
00:22:50,876 --> 00:22:52,127
Oh, wow.

471
00:22:54,004 --> 00:22:55,589
Hey, man, I just wanna say that
I'm really sorry

472
00:22:55,756 --> 00:22:58,175
about what Trevor and those guys
did to you back then.

473
00:23:05,015 --> 00:23:07,810
No biggie. I don't even
think about it anymore. No.

474
00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:09,642
Okay, good.

475
00:23:09,851 --> 00:23:11,519
Yeah. Here's the secret.
You know what I did, Jet?

476
00:23:11,686 --> 00:23:14,105
I took all that stuff
and I balled it up real tight

477
00:23:14,272 --> 00:23:16,774
and then I shoved it way down deep.

478
00:23:17,316 --> 00:23:19,318
And I just pretty much ignore it.

479
00:23:19,736 --> 00:23:22,488
You know, that sounds
really unhealthy, Bob.

480
00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:24,031
Hey, I gotta tell you.

481
00:23:24,198 --> 00:23:25,825
You were the only one
who helped me out that day.

482
00:23:26,117 --> 00:23:27,660
In the gym? Remember that?

483
00:23:27,827 --> 00:23:30,204
And you gave me your letterman's jacket!

484
00:23:30,371 --> 00:23:33,416
Hey, not for nothing,
but I never got that jacket back, man.

485
00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:34,876
Huh!

486
00:23:35,126 --> 00:23:36,836
Really? Strange.

487
00:23:37,879 --> 00:23:39,088
Hey, but listen, I just wanna thank you

488
00:23:39,255 --> 00:23:40,339
for what you did for me that day.

489
00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:41,799
That was really cool of you, Jet.

490
00:23:41,966 --> 00:23:43,885
Stop, man.
It was the right thing to do, you know?

491
00:23:45,595 --> 00:23:47,930
- You wanna hear something weird?
- What?

492
00:23:48,097 --> 00:23:49,807
I have not been naked since that day.

493
00:23:49,974 --> 00:23:51,309
I mean, not in front of anyone.

494
00:23:51,726 --> 00:23:52,769
Never.

495
00:23:52,935 --> 00:23:54,520
So, you're telling me
that for the last 20 years,

496
00:23:54,687 --> 00:23:56,647
you've never been seen
in your birthday suit?

497
00:23:56,814 --> 00:23:58,191
What about when you have sex?

498
00:23:58,357 --> 00:24:00,318
I keep it pitch-black,
just like Vin Diesel.

499
00:24:00,651 --> 00:24:03,321
Hey, Bob, look,
if you ever wanna talk, I'm here.

500
00:24:03,732 --> 00:24:05,276
So I don't mind, you know?

501
00:24:05,818 --> 00:24:06,861
I don't mind at all, if you wanna—

502
00:24:07,027 --> 00:24:08,028
What?

503
00:24:09,405 --> 00:24:11,156
Whoa.

504
00:24:11,907 --> 00:24:14,243
This is all our stuff from our year!

505
00:24:14,410 --> 00:24:17,246
Yeah. Must be getting ready
for the reunion tomorrow night.

506
00:24:17,413 --> 00:24:18,455
Come on, man. Let's get out of here.

507
00:24:18,622 --> 00:24:20,833
What? No! "Get out..."
Look, you're all over this!

508
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,336
Look at this.
Basketball, baseball, cross country.

509
00:24:24,503 --> 00:24:25,754
Hamlet.

510
00:24:25,921 --> 00:24:26,922
Prom King.

511
00:24:27,089 --> 00:24:28,674
There's Darla McGuckian.

512
00:24:28,841 --> 00:24:30,718
Synchronized swimming, that's so sexy.

513
00:24:31,010 --> 00:24:33,470
This is like the Guinness Book
of Golden Jet Records right there.

514
00:24:34,805 --> 00:24:36,056
I see that.

515
00:24:37,349 --> 00:24:39,685
To be honest with you,
I don't even recognize this guy anymore.

516
00:24:40,394 --> 00:24:41,937
This guy, here, he was gonna...

517
00:24:42,104 --> 00:24:43,981
He was gonna conquer the world.

518
00:24:45,524 --> 00:24:47,151
If 18-year-old me could see me now,

519
00:24:47,318 --> 00:24:49,028
he'd probably think I was a total loser.

520
00:24:50,362 --> 00:24:52,197
What? That's crazy talk!

521
00:24:52,364 --> 00:24:53,908
- You're The Golden Jet, dude!
- Stop.

522
00:24:54,074 --> 00:24:56,911
Stop, Bob. Spare me
with The Golden Jet shit.

523
00:24:57,703 --> 00:24:59,788
I'm not The Golden Jet, man.
I'm an accountant.

524
00:24:59,955 --> 00:25:01,332
That's my reality.

525
00:25:04,376 --> 00:25:07,296
I just thought
I was meant for more, you know?

526
00:25:07,963 --> 00:25:09,965
My life would be something special.

527
00:25:11,884 --> 00:25:14,553
You know how they say every man
is the hero of his own story?

528
00:25:15,721 --> 00:25:16,805
Was that in Twilight?

529
00:25:17,473 --> 00:25:20,142
No, I don't think that's where it's from.

530
00:25:20,309 --> 00:25:22,353
But those books are cool, right? Vampires!

531
00:25:22,519 --> 00:25:24,521
And there's a wolf-boy.

532
00:25:24,688 --> 00:25:29,485
I'm not... I'm not talking
about Twilight, Bob, okay?

533
00:25:29,652 --> 00:25:30,819
I'm talking about the fact that
I don't feel like

534
00:25:30,986 --> 00:25:32,738
I'm the hero of my own story. That's...

535
00:25:32,905 --> 00:25:34,531
How are you not the hero
of your own story?

536
00:25:34,698 --> 00:25:36,116
No one else can be!

537
00:25:36,283 --> 00:25:38,035
Yo, CJ, I gotta be honest with you, man.

538
00:25:38,202 --> 00:25:39,745
I mean, all this talk about Calvin Joyner

539
00:25:39,912 --> 00:25:41,121
not feeling like he's a hero...

540
00:25:41,288 --> 00:25:42,831
That's crazy talk, man.

541
00:25:43,332 --> 00:25:44,917
No. No, it's not.

542
00:25:45,084 --> 00:25:46,669
You were the best thing about high school.

543
00:25:47,169 --> 00:25:48,504
I'll always believe in you.

544
00:25:48,671 --> 00:25:50,965
Yo, do you remember
those backflips you used to do?

545
00:25:51,757 --> 00:25:53,384
The crowd would go crazy!
I was there, too.

546
00:25:53,550 --> 00:25:55,552
I was, like, "What? How's he do that?"

547
00:25:55,719 --> 00:25:56,762
How did you do that?

548
00:25:58,639 --> 00:26:00,349
I don't know. I just did it, man.

549
00:26:00,849 --> 00:26:02,017
Exactly.

550
00:26:02,184 --> 00:26:03,185
So, do it now.

551
00:26:04,061 --> 00:26:06,981
No, no. You're crazy! No.

552
00:26:07,314 --> 00:26:08,357
What's that?

553
00:26:08,524 --> 00:26:09,566
What're you talking about? What's what?

554
00:26:09,733 --> 00:26:11,318
- Golden Jet!
- No, stop it.

555
00:26:11,485 --> 00:26:13,237
- Golden Jet!
- Okay, stop it!

556
00:26:13,404 --> 00:26:14,947
- Golden Jet!
- All right.

557
00:26:15,114 --> 00:26:16,407
Golden Jet!

558
00:26:16,573 --> 00:26:19,451
I'm not gonna stop until
you do The Golden Jet flip!

559
00:26:19,618 --> 00:26:20,619
Golden Jet!

560
00:26:20,786 --> 00:26:22,997
All right, everybody, settle down.
Settle down!

561
00:26:23,163 --> 00:26:25,708
If the crowd wants a Golden Jet flip,

562
00:26:25,874 --> 00:26:27,584
then they gonna get a Golden Jet flip.

563
00:26:27,751 --> 00:26:28,836
You go, girl!

564
00:26:31,672 --> 00:26:34,758
on, God!

565
00:26:34,925 --> 00:26:36,301
That was so close, Jet.

566
00:26:37,886 --> 00:26:38,887
Here, buddy. Come on.

567
00:26:40,097 --> 00:26:41,640
They must have just waxed these floors.

568
00:26:43,934 --> 00:26:45,686
That was definitely a first, man.

569
00:26:47,146 --> 00:26:48,564
Oh, man, lam beat.

570
00:26:49,148 --> 00:26:50,149
Oh.

571
00:26:52,151 --> 00:26:53,193
Hey, Jet!

572
00:26:53,444 --> 00:26:56,780
Man, I had a great time tonight.

573
00:26:56,947 --> 00:26:57,948
Whoa!

574
00:26:58,574 --> 00:27:00,576
You know what?
I had a good time, too, man.

575
00:27:00,743 --> 00:27:02,161
I feel like I needed this, you know?

576
00:27:02,327 --> 00:27:04,538
Yeah. Yeah. Me, too!

577
00:27:05,039 --> 00:27:06,040
Thank you.

578
00:27:06,248 --> 00:27:08,667
My pleasure, amigo. Any time.

579
00:27:08,834 --> 00:27:12,212
Hey, if there's ever anything
I can do for you, just say the word.

580
00:27:12,379 --> 00:27:14,882
Wow. You really mean that?

581
00:27:15,424 --> 00:27:16,467
Yeah.

582
00:27:16,633 --> 00:27:19,428
I wasn't gonna bring it up,
but I might as well.

583
00:27:19,595 --> 00:27:22,723
Lately, I've been having this problem
with my payroll account. And...

584
00:27:23,474 --> 00:27:24,600
It's all screwed up, somehow.

585
00:27:24,933 --> 00:27:28,187
You know, I was overseas
working for a while before I got fired.

586
00:27:28,353 --> 00:27:31,273
So, it's kinda like
a forensic international account thingy

587
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,651
which, I think,
is kind of your specialty, right?

588
00:27:35,694 --> 00:27:36,695
Um...

589
00:27:37,112 --> 00:27:40,908
Yeah, no, it is.
I'll take a look at that for you.

590
00:27:41,075 --> 00:27:42,242
You would? You would do that for me?

591
00:27:42,409 --> 00:27:44,953
I've got the login info,
if you wanna crack open your computer,

592
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:46,371
we can do this!

593
00:27:46,830 --> 00:27:48,373
Oh, you mean now?

594
00:27:48,540 --> 00:27:50,667
- That's awesome! Yeah!
- Okay.

595
00:27:50,834 --> 00:27:52,503
- Look at this!
- Hey, Bob—

596
00:27:52,669 --> 00:27:53,712
Whoa!

597
00:27:53,879 --> 00:27:55,089
Bob, you gotta keep your voice down!

598
00:27:55,255 --> 00:27:56,381
Maggie's sleeping.

599
00:27:57,549 --> 00:27:58,550
Wow.

600
00:27:59,176 --> 00:28:02,429
This is a pretty serious international
account dossier you've got here.

601
00:28:02,596 --> 00:28:05,724
Right? I just want to make sure
everything was hunky-dory.

602
00:28:10,104 --> 00:28:11,897
Going to your router.

603
00:28:12,064 --> 00:28:14,483
Now you're talking to me.

604
00:28:15,984 --> 00:28:18,070
Bingo. I'm in.

605
00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:20,864
Oh. That's great, Jet.
Thank you, man!

606
00:28:24,576 --> 00:28:26,578
I mean, just looking at it first-hand,

607
00:28:26,745 --> 00:28:30,040
it kinda looks like it's a bunch of
off-shore escrow accounts.

608
00:28:30,207 --> 00:28:31,750
These have been backwashed into

609
00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:34,962
a series of domestic dummy accounts
for some reason.

610
00:28:35,129 --> 00:28:37,714
I mean, the logs are all crazy, too.
You have China,

611
00:28:38,507 --> 00:28:39,925
Syria, Iran.

612
00:28:41,426 --> 00:28:42,761
This is an auction site, Bob!

613
00:28:44,096 --> 00:28:45,681
These are bids. All of these.

614
00:28:45,848 --> 00:28:48,433
This is hundreds of millions
of dollars in bids, right here.

615
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,018
And judging by this clock, here,

616
00:28:50,185 --> 00:28:51,478
it says it's all gonna end tomorrow.

617
00:28:51,812 --> 00:28:52,855
Whoa!

618
00:28:53,021 --> 00:28:56,066
- What the hell? Why?
- What did—

619
00:28:56,233 --> 00:28:57,651
- Oh! I'm sorry, Jet!
- Bob!

620
00:28:57,818 --> 00:29:00,487
Jet, I'm so sorry! Oh, man.

621
00:29:00,654 --> 00:29:02,948
- I'm all thumbs.
- It's my computer!

622
00:29:03,115 --> 00:29:04,658
- I'm sorry.
- No! Please, Bob.

623
00:29:04,825 --> 00:29:06,034
- I'm sorry, Jet.
- Leave it. I got it.

624
00:29:06,201 --> 00:29:08,579
It's fine, Bob. It's fine. Just leave it.

625
00:29:08,745 --> 00:29:09,913
The worst!

626
00:29:10,164 --> 00:29:11,331
God!

627
00:29:11,748 --> 00:29:14,126
Hey! What the hell was that on that site?

628
00:29:14,293 --> 00:29:15,836
That didn't have
anything to do with payroll.

629
00:29:16,378 --> 00:29:18,380
I don't know. I've never seen that before.

630
00:29:18,547 --> 00:29:19,548
That was crazy.

631
00:29:19,715 --> 00:29:21,967
Let's figure it out tomorrow
when we're bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

632
00:29:22,134 --> 00:29:24,469
What do you say, CJ? I am beat.

633
00:29:25,262 --> 00:29:26,597
Hey, do you mind if I crash here?

634
00:29:27,472 --> 00:29:28,724
Um...

635
00:29:29,808 --> 00:29:30,809
No.

636
00:29:32,352 --> 00:29:34,229
Let me go grab some blankets.

637
00:29:39,026 --> 00:29:41,320
Hey, thanks for the jammies, Jet.

638
00:29:42,613 --> 00:29:45,240
Okay, well, you can keep those.

639
00:29:45,407 --> 00:29:47,201
Those are— Those are officially yours.

640
00:29:48,660 --> 00:29:50,037
Yeah.

641
00:29:50,913 --> 00:29:52,706
- All right.
- Oh.

642
00:29:53,540 --> 00:29:55,000
You gonna sleep with your fanny pack.

643
00:29:55,167 --> 00:29:58,086
Golden Jet! Yeah, it's my baby.

644
00:30:09,681 --> 00:30:12,893
You need anything else? You're okay?

645
00:30:14,853 --> 00:30:18,273
I can't believe I'm having a sleepover
at Calvin Joyner's house right now.

646
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,943
This is blowing my mind!

647
00:30:22,402 --> 00:30:23,403
Okay.

648
00:30:23,987 --> 00:30:24,988
Uh, good night, Bob.

649
00:30:25,989 --> 00:30:27,115
Good night, Jet.

650
00:30:46,884 --> 00:30:47,885
Me?

651
00:30:48,595 --> 00:30:49,762
Yeah, you.

652
00:30:55,852 --> 00:30:58,229
What the hell?

653
00:30:59,856 --> 00:31:01,107
One second.

654
00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:07,030
Hold on.

655
00:31:11,492 --> 00:31:12,535
Uh, may I help you?

656
00:31:12,702 --> 00:31:14,203
Mr. Joyner, my name is Pamela Harris,

657
00:31:14,370 --> 00:31:16,664
I'm with the Central Intelligence Agency.

658
00:31:16,831 --> 00:31:19,167
Have you had any contact with this man?

659
00:31:19,792 --> 00:31:22,420
Uh, yeah, he's on my—
He's on my couch, sleeping.

660
00:31:22,587 --> 00:31:23,588
Target's in the house.

661
00:31:23,755 --> 00:31:25,965
What's going on? Hey!

662
00:31:26,132 --> 00:31:28,593
Excuse me. Excuse me!

663
00:31:32,180 --> 00:31:33,181
Target's fled.

664
00:31:34,015 --> 00:31:35,099
Shit.

665
00:31:35,350 --> 00:31:36,434
Target's on the move.

666
00:31:36,601 --> 00:31:37,685
Excuse me! What...

667
00:31:41,898 --> 00:31:43,691
Hello, hey! Excuse me!

668
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:45,943
- ... and voice chatter in the vicinity.
- Hello! Excuse me!

669
00:31:46,110 --> 00:31:48,321
If he's in the wind again,
it's gonna be your ass. Go now.

670
00:31:48,488 --> 00:31:50,448
- Hello!
- Alert Langley, asset uncontained.

671
00:31:50,615 --> 00:31:52,700
- Excuse me!
- Can I help you?

672
00:31:53,076 --> 00:31:55,328
Hello! It's my house.
ls something going on?

673
00:31:55,495 --> 00:31:57,914
Well, Mr. Joyner,
your sleepover buddy, Robert Wheirdicht

674
00:31:58,206 --> 00:32:00,166
is wanted for murder and treason

675
00:32:00,375 --> 00:32:03,002
and is presently in possession
of highly classified state secrets

676
00:32:03,169 --> 00:32:04,587
which he intends to sell to our enemies.

677
00:32:04,837 --> 00:32:05,838
You mind?

678
00:32:07,295 --> 00:32:09,881
Creamer's in the fridge. What?

679
00:32:10,048 --> 00:32:11,549
I don't need it.

680
00:32:11,716 --> 00:32:13,593
What I do need is information.

681
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,596
I need you to tell me
everything and anything

682
00:32:16,763 --> 00:32:18,515
about your contact with Agent Stone.

683
00:32:19,390 --> 00:32:21,976
- Agent Stone?
- Bob, your friend Bob.

684
00:32:22,143 --> 00:32:23,937
Come on. Stay with me, please.

685
00:32:25,021 --> 00:32:27,190
Okay, I think there's a misunderstanding.

686
00:32:27,357 --> 00:32:29,526
No. No, he is not my friend.

687
00:32:29,692 --> 00:32:31,319
Then why did he list you
as his emergency contact

688
00:32:31,486 --> 00:32:32,612
in all his personnel forms?

689
00:32:32,904 --> 00:32:33,988
I'm sorry— He what?

690
00:32:34,155 --> 00:32:36,658
Bob Stone has no siblings, or parents,
or family of any kind.

691
00:32:36,991 --> 00:32:38,118
You are the only person

692
00:32:38,284 --> 00:32:40,453
he listed in his personal references.

693
00:32:40,662 --> 00:32:41,913
On...

694
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,499
That's crazy, all right?
I barely even know the guy.

695
00:32:44,666 --> 00:32:45,959
Then why was he sleeping on your couch?

696
00:32:46,126 --> 00:32:47,293
Because we went out
and had drinks last night.

697
00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:49,087
Oh, so you went out drinking
with your non-friend?

698
00:32:50,296 --> 00:32:51,297
Okay.

699
00:32:51,922 --> 00:32:53,299
All right, let's— You're not—

700
00:32:53,799 --> 00:32:54,842
Time out.

701
00:32:55,009 --> 00:32:56,427
I'm pressing the time out button.

702
00:32:56,593 --> 00:33:00,014
Okay? You guys barged in my house.
I pay my taxes.

703
00:33:00,306 --> 00:33:03,475
So you're not gonna come here
and treat me like I'm the enemy, okay?

704
00:33:03,642 --> 00:33:05,728
That's the first thing.
Now, if you want to get into facts—

705
00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:07,521
You wanna talk about facts?

706
00:33:07,688 --> 00:33:08,689
This is Facebook's fault.

707
00:33:08,981 --> 00:33:10,566
He sent me a friend request.

708
00:33:10,733 --> 00:33:12,192
That's how this whole thing started.

709
00:33:12,359 --> 00:33:13,444
And you accepted?

710
00:33:14,153 --> 00:33:15,904
Don't do that. Don't do that to me.

711
00:33:16,071 --> 00:33:19,408
You give me a second. Okay?
Don't fire back like that.

712
00:33:19,575 --> 00:33:21,702
First of all,
fuck Mark Zuckerberg, all right?

713
00:33:21,869 --> 00:33:24,204
Now, I accepted because it was Facebook.

714
00:33:24,371 --> 00:33:25,581
And it's rude when you don't accept it

715
00:33:25,748 --> 00:33:26,874
and I don't know
if the person on the other end

716
00:33:27,041 --> 00:33:29,335
can see me not accept it.
That's why I accepted.

717
00:33:29,501 --> 00:33:30,961
Are you nervous, Mr. Joyner?

718
00:33:31,295 --> 00:33:32,338
Is it hot?

719
00:33:32,504 --> 00:33:34,423
Are you getting hot?
Because I'm getting hot.

720
00:33:34,590 --> 00:33:35,883
I'm not gonna take off my jacket

721
00:33:36,050 --> 00:33:37,634
because that makes me look guilty.

722
00:33:37,801 --> 00:33:40,262
And that's what you guys look for. Hmm?

723
00:33:40,637 --> 00:33:42,973
Is this what a guilty man would do?

724
00:33:43,265 --> 00:33:45,517
Look how comfortable I am.

725
00:33:45,684 --> 00:33:48,687
Mr. Joyner, your friend Bob Stone
is a dangerous psychotic.

726
00:33:48,854 --> 00:33:51,023
- You're lucky to be alive.
- Okay, listen to me.

727
00:33:51,190 --> 00:33:53,942
This man is not, I repeat to you,

728
00:33:54,109 --> 00:33:57,696
he is not, not, my friend!

729
00:33:57,863 --> 00:33:59,531
Zero allegiance.

730
00:34:00,574 --> 00:34:02,701
All right, Mr. Joyner. Prove it.

731
00:34:03,700 --> 00:34:05,326
Yeah, well, I need a second.

732
00:34:05,493 --> 00:34:07,996
You gotta step outside.
I gotta take a shit.

733
00:34:08,162 --> 00:34:09,330
This is a lot.

734
00:34:09,497 --> 00:34:11,833
I got to go. Just give me a second, man!

735
00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:14,585
- I'll be waiting.
- Jesus Christ!

736
00:34:24,962 --> 00:34:27,756
All teams be advised,
we're Oscar Mike with the bait.

737
00:34:27,923 --> 00:34:29,341
I'm sorry, did you just
call me "the bait"?

738
00:34:29,508 --> 00:34:30,551
No.

739
00:34:30,717 --> 00:34:31,802
Yeah, you did.
She just called me the bait.

740
00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:32,970
Why am I the bait?

741
00:34:33,136 --> 00:34:34,638
No, that doesn't sound like
something I'd ever say.

742
00:34:34,805 --> 00:34:36,974
- You just said it.
- What's going on here?

743
00:34:37,140 --> 00:34:38,725
Sir, I'm gonna need you to step aside.

744
00:34:38,892 --> 00:34:41,061
This is a matter of national security.

745
00:34:41,353 --> 00:34:42,563
Yeah, right! I love it.

746
00:34:42,729 --> 00:34:45,148
What is this? Like a strippergram thing
to suck up to Ethan?

747
00:34:45,315 --> 00:34:46,775
Gotta love strippers. So dirty.

748
00:34:46,942 --> 00:34:48,860
Show us your tits! Show us your tits!

749
00:34:49,027 --> 00:34:51,738
Hey, let's see some titty!

750
00:34:54,825 --> 00:34:56,952
- This you?
- Yeah, right here.

751
00:34:57,119 --> 00:34:58,620
You did this to yourself.

752
00:35:03,917 --> 00:35:06,253
- Small.
- Yeah.

753
00:35:14,886 --> 00:35:16,388
Calvin Joyner, Accounting.

754
00:35:19,053 --> 00:35:21,222
Hello? Calvin Joyner, Accounting.

755
00:35:21,973 --> 00:35:22,974
Calvin?

756
00:35:26,352 --> 00:35:28,438
It's Bob! It's Bob!

757
00:35:28,604 --> 00:35:29,814
Act natural.

758
00:35:29,981 --> 00:35:32,108
BOB". Calvin. Is that you?

759
00:35:32,275 --> 00:35:33,443
Are you there?

760
00:35:34,152 --> 00:35:36,362
Well, hey. Well, yeah.

761
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,115
Yeah, wassup?

762
00:35:39,949 --> 00:35:42,493
What up, Bobby-o?

763
00:35:42,660 --> 00:35:44,871
Are you quite well?

764
00:35:45,038 --> 00:35:46,122
I'm in big trouble.

765
00:35:46,289 --> 00:35:48,541
Oh, God! I screwed up.
I screwed up big time.

766
00:35:48,708 --> 00:35:50,835
We gotta talk. Can you meet me?

767
00:35:51,002 --> 00:35:53,171
Sure. Yeah. Where?
Where do you want me to meet you?

768
00:35:53,337 --> 00:35:54,922
I'm in the stairwell of your building,
two flights down.

769
00:35:55,757 --> 00:35:56,966
- Stairwell?
- Hurry!

770
00:35:58,384 --> 00:36:00,428
- He's in the stairwell, two flights down!
- Move, move!

771
00:36:00,595 --> 00:36:01,679
Alert Charlie team.

772
00:36:01,929 --> 00:36:03,848
Hold on. What's going on? Am I safe here?

773
00:36:04,015 --> 00:36:05,767
As long as Bob Stone
is in the building, no one's safe.

774
00:36:05,933 --> 00:36:07,810
Get back in your office now!

775
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:13,649
Okay!

776
00:36:13,816 --> 00:36:15,860
Good news is we heard her, guys.

777
00:36:16,152 --> 00:36:19,030
So, everybody, let's all just stay calm.

778
00:36:19,197 --> 00:36:21,616
As long as— As long— Shit!

779
00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:26,621
What the hell is going on?

780
00:36:26,788 --> 00:36:27,955
- Relax.
- Hey.

781
00:36:28,122 --> 00:36:29,791
Great job at
getting them out of here, Jet.

782
00:36:29,957 --> 00:36:31,125
- Oh, Bob!
- That's teamwork!

783
00:36:31,459 --> 00:36:33,044
Wait! How did you— What did you just do?

784
00:36:33,211 --> 00:36:34,420
It's a tradecraft, buddy.

785
00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:35,963
Spoiler alert...

786
00:36:36,130 --> 00:36:37,256
I'm in the CIA.

787
00:36:37,423 --> 00:36:38,508
Oh, no shit!

788
00:36:38,674 --> 00:36:39,926
Hey, hey! What're you doing with my phone?

789
00:36:40,093 --> 00:36:41,844
You about to turn my phone
into a bomb, aren't you?

790
00:36:42,136 --> 00:36:44,180
I've seen Homeland.
So I know what they do.

791
00:36:44,472 --> 00:36:46,974
Homeland?
No, I'm ordering us an Uber.

792
00:36:47,141 --> 00:36:48,976
Six minutes. That's kinda tight.

793
00:36:49,852 --> 00:36:51,479
I'm gonna need your tie.

794
00:36:52,063 --> 00:36:53,189
You're gonna— No!

795
00:36:53,356 --> 00:36:54,565
- Your necktie, take it off.
- No,

796
00:36:54,732 --> 00:36:56,275
- I'm not taking my tie off!
- Come on, Jet!

797
00:36:56,442 --> 00:36:57,944
Don't do that. Don't do that.

798
00:36:58,111 --> 00:36:59,237
That's good. Save it, save it, save it.

799
00:36:59,403 --> 00:37:00,738
Save it, Jet.

800
00:37:00,905 --> 00:37:02,740
- There we go, just right over here.
- Fine, take it, take it.

801
00:37:02,907 --> 00:37:05,660
You can have it. Okay, that—
Listen to me. Listen.

802
00:37:05,827 --> 00:37:06,869
Stop. Stop!

803
00:37:07,036 --> 00:37:09,038
I need to know
what is happening, right now.

804
00:37:09,205 --> 00:37:11,207
Okay, okay. You know what?
Moving too fast.

805
00:37:11,374 --> 00:37:14,544
Bottom line, are you in or you out?

806
00:37:15,336 --> 00:37:16,546
What are you— In or out of what?

807
00:37:16,712 --> 00:37:19,173
Mmm-mmm. No time
for questions, just action.

808
00:37:19,340 --> 00:37:21,425
- In or out?
- Okay, then I'm out.

809
00:37:22,051 --> 00:37:24,053
I'm sorry, Jet.
Actually, you're already in.

810
00:37:24,220 --> 00:37:25,680
Then why would you ask me?

811
00:37:25,847 --> 00:37:27,640
Because I thought
you would go, "I'm in, Bob!"

812
00:37:27,807 --> 00:37:29,058
And we would've had a really cool moment,

813
00:37:29,225 --> 00:37:30,643
but you kinda ruined the whole thing.

814
00:37:30,810 --> 00:37:31,811
I ruined—

815
00:37:31,978 --> 00:37:33,062
Okay, okay, Okay-

816
00:37:33,229 --> 00:37:34,647
Listen to me right now.

817
00:37:34,814 --> 00:37:36,399
Bob, I don't know what it is
that you're into

818
00:37:36,566 --> 00:37:37,984
but what I do know is that

819
00:37:38,151 --> 00:37:42,029
I am really, really 100% out!

820
00:37:42,196 --> 00:37:43,197
Do you understand that?

821
00:37:43,364 --> 00:37:45,616
- God, you are good!
- What?

822
00:37:45,783 --> 00:37:48,578
Calvin Joyner, president of the Drama Club
for a reason, folks!

823
00:37:48,744 --> 00:37:51,455
- You're like a snack-size Denzel.
- Okay. Stop it, stop it, stop it.

824
00:37:52,456 --> 00:37:53,875
This is not a game.

825
00:37:54,041 --> 00:37:55,543
I'm being serious right now.

826
00:37:56,210 --> 00:37:57,211
I'm out!

827
00:37:59,797 --> 00:38:01,007
Okay. Okay.

828
00:38:01,174 --> 00:38:03,259
I can't say I'm not disappointed, Jet,

829
00:38:04,093 --> 00:38:05,386
but if you're out, you're out.

830
00:38:05,553 --> 00:38:07,430
Thank you! I'm out!

831
00:38:07,597 --> 00:38:09,557
I'm just happy that we can communicate

832
00:38:09,724 --> 00:38:11,350
openly and honestly.

833
00:38:11,517 --> 00:38:14,478
I think it says a lot
about our relationship.

834
00:38:14,645 --> 00:38:16,981
Wait, hold up, wait.
What're you doing? Oh, my God!

835
00:38:17,148 --> 00:38:18,191
Here's the thing, though.

836
00:38:18,357 --> 00:38:19,859
There's only one way for you to get out.

837
00:38:20,026 --> 00:38:21,152
What's that?

838
00:38:21,319 --> 00:38:22,528
You gotta get in first.

839
00:38:22,695 --> 00:38:24,030
What is it that—

840
00:38:24,197 --> 00:38:25,489
What-what! Take my gun, Jet,

841
00:38:25,656 --> 00:38:27,200
we may have to kill some people.

842
00:38:27,366 --> 00:38:29,493
- Come on, it's not gonna bite you.
- I will do no such thing.

843
00:38:29,660 --> 00:38:30,661
I think you'll like it.

844
00:38:30,828 --> 00:38:32,163
- I will not!
- You're gonna need it.

845
00:38:33,122 --> 00:38:35,583
You're gonna need it! He's in here!

846
00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:36,792
Jet.

847
00:38:36,959 --> 00:38:39,503
He's in there! Bob's in there!

848
00:38:39,670 --> 00:38:41,964
He's got a gun! He's got a gun!

849
00:38:44,133 --> 00:38:45,843
- Down, down, get down!
- Move, move, move!

850
00:38:46,594 --> 00:38:47,678
All right. I'm gonna need
your improv skills.

851
00:38:47,845 --> 00:38:48,846
What?

852
00:38:49,013 --> 00:38:51,474
Jiostage r0
- No! We“ ready?

853
00:38:51,724 --> 00:38:53,267
- Sweet, let's go.
- No, I said no!

854
00:38:53,434 --> 00:38:54,602
I said no!

855
00:38:54,769 --> 00:38:56,187
He's got a hostage!

856
00:38:57,230 --> 00:38:58,231
No!

857
00:38:58,397 --> 00:39:00,233
No! Stop it, you gonna get me killed!

858
00:39:01,817 --> 00:39:02,985
Don't shoot!

859
00:39:15,364 --> 00:39:16,365
There we go, Jet!

860
00:39:25,457 --> 00:39:27,501
- Hang tight, Jet!
- No, I'm not doing anything!

861
00:39:27,668 --> 00:39:29,294
Stop including me in your stuff!

862
00:39:30,921 --> 00:39:32,548
Get him, Agent! Hit him with the stick!

863
00:39:38,512 --> 00:39:39,513
He got a coffee pot!

864
00:39:57,281 --> 00:39:58,282
He got a banana!

865
00:40:03,203 --> 00:40:04,746
Oh! Oh!

866
00:40:05,789 --> 00:40:06,915
Freeze!

867
00:40:18,256 --> 00:40:19,966
Jet, help!

868
00:40:20,175 --> 00:40:21,176
What?

869
00:40:22,177 --> 00:40:24,346
Golden Jet, help.

870
00:40:24,512 --> 00:40:25,638
No, man, I'm not helping you!

871
00:40:28,683 --> 00:40:29,684
Oh, shit.

872
00:40:30,226 --> 00:40:31,519
- Give me the gun!
- Stop it!

873
00:40:31,686 --> 00:40:33,021
- Stop resisting!
- No, let me go!

874
00:40:36,775 --> 00:40:38,777
Let me go! I'm trying to give it to you!

875
00:40:41,821 --> 00:40:43,073
Oh, shit!

876
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:44,449
- That was an accident!
- Don't move!

877
00:40:44,616 --> 00:40:45,867
No, stop! Listen to me!

878
00:40:48,536 --> 00:40:49,621
Let's go.

879
00:40:50,372 --> 00:40:51,748
Wait, wait! Come on! What are you— Ah!

880
00:40:52,499 --> 00:40:53,708
Come on, man!

881
00:40:53,875 --> 00:40:55,835
This has gotta stop! Okay?

882
00:40:57,754 --> 00:40:58,797
Shit!

883
00:41:03,301 --> 00:41:04,552
Don't shoot!

884
00:41:05,637 --> 00:41:07,472
- Oh, God!
- Show us your hands!

885
00:41:07,639 --> 00:41:09,099
- Drop your weapon!
- Do it now!

886
00:41:17,774 --> 00:41:18,775
Ow.

887
00:41:19,567 --> 00:41:20,568
Sorry, Jet.

888
00:41:20,735 --> 00:41:22,821
It's over, Bob. Give up.

889
00:41:22,987 --> 00:41:24,572
You know I can't do that, Pam.

890
00:41:24,739 --> 00:41:26,574
There's nowhere to run, Agent Stone.

891
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,410
Just like Caracas.

892
00:41:29,035 --> 00:41:32,914
Uh, Caracas would've worked
if you trusted me like Calvin trusts me.

893
00:41:33,081 --> 00:41:34,249
No. No.

894
00:41:34,416 --> 00:41:36,167
That is not true. I do not trust him!

895
00:41:36,334 --> 00:41:38,420
I do not trust him at all.
As a matter of fact,

896
00:41:38,586 --> 00:41:39,963
this is a perfect time
for us to clear this up

897
00:41:40,130 --> 00:41:42,132
especially in the middle of this standoff.
I shouldn't be here!

898
00:41:42,298 --> 00:41:44,843
So I feel like me being
in the middle of this throws me in it.

899
00:41:45,009 --> 00:41:46,344
So let me exclude myself.

900
00:41:46,511 --> 00:41:48,221
- Hey, stay down!
- Don't move!

901
00:41:48,388 --> 00:41:51,057
Okay, all right.
I'll stay in. I'll stay in.

902
00:41:52,308 --> 00:41:53,268
I got a plan.

903
00:41:54,092 --> 00:41:55,260
Might get us both killed

904
00:41:55,426 --> 00:41:57,095
but if it works,
it'll be a totally boss story.

905
00:41:57,262 --> 00:41:58,263
Cool?

906
00:41:58,429 --> 00:42:00,348
- No! No, it's not cool!
- Cool.

907
00:42:00,515 --> 00:42:01,683
No, I said it's not cool.

908
00:42:01,850 --> 00:42:03,351
I said it's not cool!

909
00:42:03,518 --> 00:42:04,686
Time's up.

910
00:42:05,395 --> 00:42:06,521
You're right, Pam.

911
00:42:07,272 --> 00:42:08,314
My time is up.

912
00:42:08,481 --> 00:42:10,567
In three, two,

913
00:42:11,359 --> 00:42:12,360
ODE.

914
00:42:20,076 --> 00:42:22,120
Bob,Bob, Bob!

915
00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:25,123
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

916
00:42:25,707 --> 00:42:26,958
Oh, shit!

917
00:42:27,667 --> 00:42:28,668
Whoa-hem.!

918
00:42:45,643 --> 00:42:47,395
Wow! Did you feel that, Jet?

919
00:42:47,562 --> 00:42:49,689
That was the balls right there!

920
00:42:55,612 --> 00:42:56,613
Get if Off!

921
00:42:57,030 --> 00:42:58,114
You guys order an Uber?

922
00:43:00,825 --> 00:43:01,993
What are you doing?

923
00:43:02,744 --> 00:43:04,078
You better get your tuches in the car.

924
00:43:04,245 --> 00:43:05,246
You're gonna get shot!

925
00:43:05,413 --> 00:43:06,581
Don't shoot me! Shoot him!

926
00:43:06,748 --> 00:43:09,250
Shoot him! I'm out! I'm out! I'm out!

927
00:43:09,417 --> 00:43:11,544
Let me in! Let me in! Let me in! Go, Bob!

928
00:43:16,549 --> 00:43:18,718
Put the word out to all assets.

929
00:43:18,885 --> 00:43:20,470
I'm doubling the price on Bob's head.

930
00:43:20,843 --> 00:43:22,428
Hey, what the shit,
honey—

931
00:43:24,013 --> 00:43:25,389
Get Larry on it.

932
00:43:30,686 --> 00:43:31,729
Car, car, car!

933
00:43:32,354 --> 00:43:34,106
All right, here's the dilly-o, Jet.

934
00:43:34,273 --> 00:43:35,899
About three weeks ago,
an enemy of the state

935
00:43:36,066 --> 00:43:37,276
codenamed "The Black Badger"

936
00:43:37,443 --> 00:43:40,404
stole the encryption keys
to the entire US spy satellite program

937
00:43:40,571 --> 00:43:41,697
which he's gonna sell to a buyer

938
00:43:41,864 --> 00:43:43,615
from that auction site
on your computer last night.

939
00:43:43,782 --> 00:43:44,825
Bob...

940
00:43:44,992 --> 00:43:46,035
If we lose control of our satellites,

941
00:43:46,201 --> 00:43:48,996
we're completely vulnerable
to any terrorist attacks.

942
00:43:49,163 --> 00:43:51,081
That's why I had to go back
to your office and get you, Jet.

943
00:43:51,248 --> 00:43:53,000
I need your super sweet accounting skills

944
00:43:53,167 --> 00:43:55,085
to help me figure out
the last piece of this puzzle

945
00:43:55,252 --> 00:43:57,504
which is the transaction number
from the winning bid.

946
00:43:57,671 --> 00:43:59,548
That'll tell us
where the deal is going down.

947
00:44:01,425 --> 00:44:03,552
That way, we can get The Black Badger.

948
00:44:03,886 --> 00:44:04,887
I can't do it without you, Jet.

949
00:44:05,419 --> 00:44:06,420
Stop the car.

950
00:44:06,587 --> 00:44:08,505
You stop the car right now! Stop the car!

951
00:44:08,672 --> 00:44:10,549
Okay, okay. That's a great idea, Jet.

952
00:44:10,716 --> 00:44:12,301
We should get off the grid right now.

953
00:44:13,677 --> 00:44:15,470
Whoa!

954
00:44:20,309 --> 00:44:22,436
All right. We're clear.

955
00:44:28,317 --> 00:44:29,484
Okay.

956
00:44:29,943 --> 00:44:32,112
Okay. Let's just take some deep breaths.

957
00:44:32,279 --> 00:44:33,780
Okay? Deep breaths.

958
00:44:34,740 --> 00:44:37,284
All you gotta do is get out of this car

959
00:44:37,451 --> 00:44:39,494
and have a rational conversation with Bob

960
00:44:39,661 --> 00:44:41,079
and he'll understand.

961
00:44:49,796 --> 00:44:52,633
Robert, I would like to
go home now, please.

962
00:44:52,799 --> 00:44:54,509
Buddy, you and me both.

963
00:44:54,676 --> 00:44:56,887
But until we clear our names,
there's no going home.

964
00:44:57,054 --> 00:44:59,264
I'm sorry, can you clarify
that last sentence for me?

965
00:44:59,431 --> 00:45:00,724
Yeah, well, now that you're in—

966
00:45:00,891 --> 00:45:02,976
Let me stop you right there. I'm not in.

967
00:45:03,143 --> 00:45:04,811
I never said that I was in.

968
00:45:04,978 --> 00:45:07,773
In fact, I expressly remember
saying that I was out!

969
00:45:07,939 --> 00:45:09,024
I know, but they think you're in.

970
00:45:09,566 --> 00:45:10,567
I am...

971
00:45:11,109 --> 00:45:13,028
I'm freaking out! I'm out!

972
00:45:13,195 --> 00:45:14,196
- What's left to tell?
- Hey, no, I get it.

973
00:45:14,363 --> 00:45:15,989
- I'm not in!
- I'm just saying they think you're in.

974
00:45:16,156 --> 00:45:19,117
- I'm not in! lam not in!
- I get it.

975
00:45:19,326 --> 00:45:21,370
I'm not in! I'm out!

976
00:45:21,536 --> 00:45:23,997
One sec, Jet, just gotta disable the GPS.

977
00:45:24,456 --> 00:45:25,457
Where did you—

978
00:45:25,916 --> 00:45:27,292
You wanna go under— That's fine!

979
00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:28,576
Wait a minute.

980
00:45:28,743 --> 00:45:29,744
You did this on purpose, didn't you?

981
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,414
This whole thing was done on purpose.

982
00:45:33,581 --> 00:45:35,124
This is your plan!

983
00:45:35,291 --> 00:45:37,001
You tricked me!

984
00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:39,462
It's fine, but I know you tricked me.

985
00:45:39,629 --> 00:45:41,047
- Trick you?
- You tricked— Hey, boy!

986
00:45:41,214 --> 00:45:43,341
What? What'd you just—

987
00:45:43,508 --> 00:45:44,592
I didn't trick you,
you offered to help me.

988
00:45:45,093 --> 00:45:46,636
You know what's funny? Harris told me.

989
00:45:46,803 --> 00:45:48,221
She told me everything, man.

990
00:45:48,388 --> 00:45:49,931
She told me that you stole the codes.

991
00:45:50,098 --> 00:45:51,891
Let me tell you something about Harris.
You can't trust her.

992
00:45:52,058 --> 00:45:54,269
She's already trying to frame me
for my partner's murder!

993
00:45:54,686 --> 00:45:56,396
- You killed your partner?
- No.

994
00:45:56,563 --> 00:45:57,564
I would never do that.

995
00:45:57,730 --> 00:45:59,274
The Black Badger killed my partner.

996
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,317
Let me explain to you something, dude.
This is what happened.

997
00:46:02,652 --> 00:46:04,904
After The Black Badger
stole the satellite encryption codes,

998
00:46:05,071 --> 00:46:08,658
my partner Phil and I
tracked him to a penthouse in Kiev.

999
00:46:08,825 --> 00:46:09,951
- Hey, Phil.
- Yeah.

1000
00:46:10,577 --> 00:46:11,786
I'll see you on the other side.

1001
00:46:13,079 --> 00:46:14,581
See you on the other side.

1002
00:46:15,915 --> 00:46:17,417
All right.

1003
00:46:17,584 --> 00:46:19,085
God, I love that guy.

1004
00:46:19,252 --> 00:46:20,628
He knew we were coming,
so he set a trap.

1005
00:46:20,795 --> 00:46:22,797
Hey,Bob! Bob!

1006
00:46:22,964 --> 00:46:24,048
No!

1007
00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:26,718
Phil was my partner,
my teammate

1008
00:46:27,510 --> 00:46:29,262
- and I couldn't save him.
- No!

1009
00:46:32,098 --> 00:46:33,641
it was awful, Cal.

1010
00:46:33,808 --> 00:46:35,268
It was a setup, right from the get-go.

1011
00:46:36,853 --> 00:46:37,896
Damn, man.

1012
00:46:38,438 --> 00:46:39,606
The Black Badger was never there.

1013
00:46:39,772 --> 00:46:42,066
I should've been the one
on that elevator, not Phil.

1014
00:46:42,525 --> 00:46:43,568
God.

1015
00:46:43,776 --> 00:46:46,154
Okay. Bob, please...

1016
00:46:46,321 --> 00:46:48,573
I'm begging you, man.
Can you just let me go home?

1017
00:46:48,740 --> 00:46:50,241
CJ, I totally understand.

1018
00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:52,201
But right now,
Agent Harris and her taskforce

1019
00:46:52,368 --> 00:46:54,078
has that place surveilled up the yin-yang.

1020
00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:55,830
She's got contract killers looking for us.

1021
00:46:55,997 --> 00:46:57,248
Your place isn't safe.

1022
00:46:57,415 --> 00:46:59,083
Oh, my God. Maggie.

1023
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,461
Maggie! What the hell
am I supposed to do about Maggie?

1024
00:47:03,922 --> 00:47:05,131
Get down, Jet!

1025
00:47:14,390 --> 00:47:15,808
Shit! Oh!

1026
00:47:16,768 --> 00:47:17,769
Look out, Bob!

1027
00:47:29,781 --> 00:47:32,325
Who the hell is that? Who is that? Bob?

1028
00:47:32,492 --> 00:47:33,743
Oh, shit.

1029
00:47:38,998 --> 00:47:39,999
Larry.

1030
00:47:43,086 --> 00:47:44,379
Thought you retired.

1031
00:47:44,545 --> 00:47:45,546
I did.

1032
00:47:46,089 --> 00:47:48,216
But you're worth a lot of money,
Bob, dead or alive.

1033
00:47:48,466 --> 00:47:50,927
Well, tough luck,
because I've got back up.

1034
00:47:51,094 --> 00:47:52,178
Ain't that right, Jet?

1035
00:47:55,056 --> 00:47:56,057
Jet!

1036
00:48:18,454 --> 00:48:20,790
Hey, baby. I know. I'm sorry I'm late.

1037
00:48:20,957 --> 00:48:23,042
The stupid Koplin deposition ran long.

1038
00:48:23,209 --> 00:48:25,211
I'm leaving right now.
I'll meet you at the house.

1039
00:48:25,378 --> 00:48:26,587
No, no, no! Don't go home!

1040
00:48:26,754 --> 00:48:28,381
- Don't go home!
- Why? What's going on?

1041
00:48:28,548 --> 00:48:31,300
Nothing! Nothing.
I'm just running late, too.

1042
00:48:31,467 --> 00:48:33,886
So I was gonna say
let's just meet at Dr. Dan's office.

1043
00:48:35,138 --> 00:48:37,098
Yeah. Okay. Ls everything all right?

1044
00:48:37,265 --> 00:48:39,559
Yeah! Yeah. Why?

1045
00:48:39,726 --> 00:48:40,977
Everything's fine.

1046
00:48:41,144 --> 00:48:43,312
Because you kind of sound
like Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas.

1047
00:48:43,563 --> 00:48:44,856
What?

1048
00:48:46,024 --> 00:48:48,151
That's so funny, babe.
That's such a good reference.

1049
00:48:48,317 --> 00:48:50,111
That's classic Mags right there.

1050
00:48:50,278 --> 00:48:53,072
So, okay. So you're not
gonna go home, right?

1051
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:54,490
Okay, fine. I won't go home.

1052
00:48:54,657 --> 00:48:56,034
I'll meet you at Dr. Dan's. See you soon.

1053
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,326
Okay. All right, bye.

1054
00:48:57,493 --> 00:48:58,536
All right, bye.

1055
00:49:21,642 --> 00:49:22,643
Get in.

1056
00:49:40,036 --> 00:49:43,748
I'm gonna
address the elephant in the room.

1057
00:49:43,915 --> 00:49:47,210
Okay, first of all, you...

1058
00:49:47,376 --> 00:49:50,213
You guys, I want to say sorry to.

1059
00:49:50,379 --> 00:49:53,925
Because what you're probably thinking
is not what happened.

1060
00:49:54,092 --> 00:49:55,134
Accidents!

1061
00:49:55,510 --> 00:49:56,552
I know you're like,

1062
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:58,054
"How can you accidentally
pistol-whip somebody

1063
00:49:58,221 --> 00:49:59,222
"and shoot somebody?"

1064
00:49:59,388 --> 00:50:00,389
it can happen.

1065
00:50:00,556 --> 00:50:04,227
Okay? Today is proof
that it can happen. So...

1066
00:50:04,393 --> 00:50:06,229
I'm glad I got to get that off my chest.

1067
00:50:06,729 --> 00:50:08,439
Relax, Mr. Joyner. I believe you.

1068
00:50:08,606 --> 00:50:10,483
Okay, thank you.

1069
00:50:10,650 --> 00:50:13,236
Trust me, I know a
scared-shitless civilian when I see one.

1070
00:50:13,402 --> 00:50:14,654
You don't have to convince me.

1071
00:50:14,821 --> 00:50:17,573
You got him over here. That is me.

1072
00:50:17,740 --> 00:50:19,575
Right now, I'm not comfortable.

1073
00:50:19,742 --> 00:50:21,452
Okay, I am scared, okay?

1074
00:50:21,619 --> 00:50:23,996
I don't have no shit in my system.

1075
00:50:24,163 --> 00:50:26,124
If I sat down on a toilet,
nothing's coming out.

1076
00:50:26,290 --> 00:50:27,458
Farts or just air.

1077
00:50:34,090 --> 00:50:35,341
It'd sound like lasers.

1078
00:50:35,508 --> 00:50:36,926
Thank you for that description.

1079
00:50:37,510 --> 00:50:39,262
Mr. Joyner, let me explain something.

1080
00:50:39,428 --> 00:50:40,680
Bob's last forced psych eval

1081
00:50:40,847 --> 00:50:43,766
show a person rapidly losing
his grip on reality.

1082
00:50:43,933 --> 00:50:45,476
Bob became obsessed with a ghost,

1083
00:50:45,935 --> 00:50:47,145
a figment of his imagination,

1084
00:50:47,311 --> 00:50:48,938
he started calling "The Black Badger."

1085
00:50:49,105 --> 00:50:51,107
This obsession led to an instability,

1086
00:50:51,274 --> 00:50:53,943
first reported by his partner, Phil,
three weeks ago.

1087
00:50:54,110 --> 00:50:56,612
Just before Phil was killed in the field.

1088
00:50:56,779 --> 00:50:57,989
Do you know how Phil died?

1089
00:50:58,156 --> 00:51:00,950
Yeah, Bob told me that
The Black Badger killed him.

1090
00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:06,205
What?

1091
00:51:07,123 --> 00:51:08,124
What?

1092
00:51:08,291 --> 00:51:12,044
Mr. Joyner, Bob Stone is The Black Badger.

1093
00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:15,173
Phil was Bob's partner of six years.

1094
00:51:15,339 --> 00:51:16,340
His best friend.

1095
00:51:16,549 --> 00:51:18,801
- See you on the other side.
- See you on the other side.

1096
00:51:19,802 --> 00:51:21,304
Hey, Bob!

1097
00:51:21,470 --> 00:51:23,723
After he stole
the satellite encryption codes

1098
00:51:23,890 --> 00:51:25,057
Bob betrayed Phil.

1099
00:51:25,224 --> 00:51:26,225
No!

1100
00:51:26,976 --> 00:51:29,645
He killed him to cover his tracks.

1101
00:51:33,649 --> 00:51:36,736
And, after that, Bob went rogue.

1102
00:51:36,986 --> 00:51:38,696
This is all that's left Of Phil.

1103
00:51:42,283 --> 00:51:44,994
Um, this is PornHub.

1104
00:51:45,745 --> 00:51:48,664
Oh, shit, shit, shit. Sorry.

1105
00:51:49,498 --> 00:51:50,499
There you go.

1106
00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:54,420
Oh! Oh, God! Oh, I didn't see that coming.

1107
00:51:55,171 --> 00:51:56,297
Oh, man!

1108
00:51:57,757 --> 00:51:59,926
- It's a hell of a way to go.
- Okay, wait a minute.

1109
00:52:00,092 --> 00:52:02,428
Why wouldn't Bob just go sell
the satellite encryption codes himself?

1110
00:52:02,595 --> 00:52:04,388
Because in a black market
blind-bidding situation,

1111
00:52:04,555 --> 00:52:06,182
the buyer and the seller,
they don't know each other.

1112
00:52:06,349 --> 00:52:08,726
They need the auction site
to tell them exactly where to meet up

1113
00:52:08,893 --> 00:52:10,019
and when to make the exchange.

1114
00:52:10,603 --> 00:52:13,689
The transaction number
from the auction site gives them that,

1115
00:52:13,856 --> 00:52:15,858
which means Bob still needs you.

1116
00:52:16,859 --> 00:52:17,860
Which is why we find ourselves

1117
00:52:18,027 --> 00:52:20,321
in a little catch-and-release scenario.

1118
00:52:20,529 --> 00:52:22,573
You are the only one Bob trusts.

1119
00:52:23,366 --> 00:52:24,784
That's why we're putting you in the field.

1120
00:52:24,951 --> 00:52:26,827
The next time you're with Bob,

1121
00:52:27,870 --> 00:52:29,538
press this button.

1122
00:52:29,705 --> 00:52:31,040
We're going to have him cold.

1123
00:52:37,338 --> 00:52:39,131
Now, go take care of your marriage.

1124
00:52:39,298 --> 00:52:42,218
One more thing. Don't tell your wife shit.

1125
00:52:43,386 --> 00:52:44,679
All right.

1126
00:52:46,597 --> 00:52:47,765
I just don't know
what's wrong.

1127
00:52:47,932 --> 00:52:49,475
I mean, the man that I married,

1128
00:52:49,642 --> 00:52:51,686
the person I knew in high school,

1129
00:52:51,852 --> 00:52:55,982
he was filled
with drive and desire. I mean...

1130
00:52:56,148 --> 00:52:57,441
We used to sneak off every lunch hour

1131
00:52:57,608 --> 00:52:59,068
and make out under the gym bleachers.

1132
00:52:59,235 --> 00:53:01,195
Like, that guy, back then,

1133
00:53:01,362 --> 00:53:03,531
- he wanted things, you know?
- DR. DAN". Hmm.

1134
00:53:03,698 --> 00:53:05,992
Hey, I'm sorry I'm late.
I couldn't find parking.

1135
00:53:06,158 --> 00:53:07,952
Hi, no, no, it's okay.
We got started without you.

1136
00:53:08,119 --> 00:53:09,996
Babe, Calvin, this is Dr. Dan.

1137
00:53:10,413 --> 00:53:11,497
Hello, Calvin.

1138
00:53:11,664 --> 00:53:13,791
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, jeez. What's the matter?

1139
00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:16,210
- Holy shit! Get behind me!
- Honey... Calvin, what?

1140
00:53:16,377 --> 00:53:18,671
It's okay, Maggie. It's okay. Just relax.

1141
00:53:18,838 --> 00:53:21,132
This is a very common reaction
in the therapeutic process.

1142
00:53:21,299 --> 00:53:22,300
- It is?
- What?

1143
00:53:22,466 --> 00:53:23,467
It is. It absolutely is.

1144
00:53:23,634 --> 00:53:26,721
Calvin, this is a very safe place.
Please, sit down.

1145
00:53:26,887 --> 00:53:28,681
- This is not a safe place!
- No, no, no. Honey, it's a...

1146
00:53:28,848 --> 00:53:30,349
No, this is most definitely
not a safe place!

1147
00:53:30,516 --> 00:53:32,310
Me and my wife are leaving. Let's go.

1148
00:53:32,476 --> 00:53:34,437
No, no, no! You are going to sit down,

1149
00:53:34,603 --> 00:53:37,565
and we are going to go through
this therapeutic process...

1150
00:53:37,732 --> 00:53:39,608
- Yes.
- ... together, as a couple.

1151
00:53:40,192 --> 00:53:42,028
Um... Fine, fine, fine.

1152
00:53:42,194 --> 00:53:43,654
Sit down. Thank you.

1153
00:53:43,821 --> 00:53:44,864
Fine.

1154
00:53:45,031 --> 00:53:48,784
Okay, guys. Why don't we start off
with a little bit of word association?

1155
00:53:48,951 --> 00:53:49,994
Okay.

1156
00:53:50,161 --> 00:53:51,162
This is exciting.

1157
00:53:51,329 --> 00:53:53,289
I've heard this can
really open a couple up.

1158
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:57,418
Uh, Maggie, I'm going
to offer you a word,

1159
00:53:57,585 --> 00:54:01,464
and you respond
however you're moved to from here.

1160
00:54:01,630 --> 00:54:02,673
Okay.

1161
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,091
- Black.
- White.

1162
00:54:04,258 --> 00:54:05,718
- Water.
- Ocean.

1163
00:54:05,885 --> 00:54:08,137
- Sunshine.
- HaPPY-

1164
00:54:08,763 --> 00:54:11,265
- I'm very impressed, Maggie.
- Really?

1165
00:54:11,432 --> 00:54:12,683
You're very in tune.

1166
00:54:13,267 --> 00:54:14,643
I'm very in tune.

1167
00:54:14,810 --> 00:54:16,896
Calvin, you're next.

1168
00:54:17,063 --> 00:54:18,731
I do not want to do this.

1169
00:54:19,065 --> 00:54:21,567
Relax, Calvin. There are no wrong answers.

1170
00:54:21,734 --> 00:54:22,735
Up.

1171
00:54:24,403 --> 00:54:25,446
Down.

1172
00:54:26,072 --> 00:54:27,073
Mmm.

1173
00:54:27,990 --> 00:54:29,158
"Mmm." What is that?

1174
00:54:29,567 --> 00:54:30,401
What're you writing in your book?

1175
00:54:30,568 --> 00:54:31,903
- It's fine. Don't freak out.
- Nobody's freaking out.

1176
00:54:32,070 --> 00:54:33,738
I just don't understand
the rules to the game.

1177
00:54:33,905 --> 00:54:35,031
Freaking out.

1178
00:54:35,198 --> 00:54:36,991
Let's switch gears for a second, okay?

1179
00:54:37,158 --> 00:54:40,453
Why don't we try a simple
role-playing exercise?

1180
00:54:40,620 --> 00:54:42,455
Calvin, you be Calvin

1181
00:54:42,622 --> 00:54:44,999
and I will become Maggie.

1182
00:54:45,375 --> 00:54:46,834
Mmm.

1183
00:54:47,377 --> 00:54:48,753
I'm confused.

1184
00:54:53,383 --> 00:54:55,134
It's called "soul gazing."

1185
00:54:55,301 --> 00:54:58,930
Stare into my soul
and I'll stare into yours.

1186
00:54:59,639 --> 00:55:01,516
- Maggie, this—
- Hey. Shh.

1187
00:55:01,682 --> 00:55:03,768
There's no talking, and don't look away.

1188
00:55:03,935 --> 00:55:05,311
Stare into my soul.

1189
00:55:05,810 --> 00:55:06,895
You are not my—

1190
00:55:07,062 --> 00:55:08,104
Shh. There's no talking.

1191
00:55:08,605 --> 00:55:10,148
Babe, I'm not staring—

1192
00:55:10,607 --> 00:55:13,610
Me and you.
Stay with me. I'm your wife.

1193
00:55:13,777 --> 00:55:15,445
You are not my wife.

1194
00:55:17,948 --> 00:55:19,324
How could you hit your wife?

1195
00:55:19,908 --> 00:55:21,159
How can I— How can I what?

1196
00:55:21,326 --> 00:55:22,911
- You hit your wife!
_NQ__

1197
00:55:23,078 --> 00:55:24,079
- He hit me!
- Okay.

1198
00:55:24,246 --> 00:55:25,247
- He hit you!
- Okay.

1199
00:55:25,413 --> 00:55:26,665
You hit us!

1200
00:55:31,294 --> 00:55:33,004
- I'm swaddling you.
- I know what you're doing.

1201
00:55:33,171 --> 00:55:34,548
- I'm swaddling you.
- I know what you're...

1202
00:55:34,714 --> 00:55:35,715
Come here.

1203
00:55:36,258 --> 00:55:37,425
Oh, my God!

1204
00:55:37,884 --> 00:55:38,885
You—

1205
00:55:40,011 --> 00:55:42,430
You know what? We're leaving! Let's go!

1206
00:55:42,931 --> 00:55:44,558
This is not real.

1207
00:55:44,724 --> 00:55:46,268
It's real to me.

1208
00:55:46,434 --> 00:55:47,644
You know what, Calvin?

1209
00:55:47,811 --> 00:55:49,938
If you can't commit
to working on our marriage,

1210
00:55:50,105 --> 00:55:51,731
then you need to let me know.

1211
00:55:51,898 --> 00:55:53,233
Maggie, you—

1212
00:55:55,527 --> 00:55:57,153
- What!
- Oh, my God!

1213
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,446
You're— Something's not right.

1214
00:55:58,655 --> 00:56:01,616
Come on, Jet, listen.
Come on, come on, Jet!

1215
00:56:01,783 --> 00:56:03,743
Now, I know things got
a little rough there at the end.

1216
00:56:03,910 --> 00:56:06,162
But the truth is, with all the heat
that you have coming down on you,

1217
00:56:06,329 --> 00:56:08,248
Maggie is definitely safer without you.

1218
00:56:09,332 --> 00:56:11,585
And, trust me,
when this whole thing is said and done

1219
00:56:11,751 --> 00:56:13,295
and you basically
save the entire free world,

1220
00:56:13,461 --> 00:56:15,880
she's going to forgive you.
It'll all work itself out.

1221
00:56:16,047 --> 00:56:17,465
It'll all work itself out?

1222
00:56:18,258 --> 00:56:20,176
Okay, Bob, you know,
I'm sick of playing games with you.

1223
00:56:20,343 --> 00:56:21,761
Where's the real Dr. Dan?

1224
00:56:22,512 --> 00:56:23,597
What-what?

1225
00:56:23,763 --> 00:56:26,683
Oh, my— Dr. Dan,
I had nothing to do with this.

1226
00:56:26,850 --> 00:56:28,143
He's fine. I'll get you some water
in a little bit.

1227
00:56:28,310 --> 00:56:30,562
- Thanks, doc.
- You know—

1228
00:56:30,812 --> 00:56:32,731
That's it. That is it.

1229
00:56:32,897 --> 00:56:34,566
That is it.

1230
00:56:35,942 --> 00:56:36,985
All right, Jet.

1231
00:56:37,152 --> 00:56:39,154
I see that Harris has given you
a button to push.

1232
00:56:40,113 --> 00:56:42,699
Relax, I would've taken the same deal,
too, if I was in your shoes.

1233
00:56:42,866 --> 00:56:45,201
Otherwise, she wouldn't
let you out of her sight, right?

1234
00:56:45,368 --> 00:56:46,786
It makes perfect sense.

1235
00:56:47,996 --> 00:56:49,664
But you're not going to
press the button, right?

1236
00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:53,084
You got the top-secret satellite codes?

1237
00:56:53,627 --> 00:56:54,878
Yes or no?

1238
00:56:55,045 --> 00:56:56,838
This ain't the time to bullshit me.

1239
00:56:57,005 --> 00:56:58,715
Okay, my ass is sweating.

1240
00:56:58,882 --> 00:57:00,133
I'm nervous. Don't bullshit me!

1241
00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:02,385
Of course not, dude. Hey, hey, come on!

1242
00:57:02,552 --> 00:57:03,887
Of course I don't have the codes.

1243
00:57:04,054 --> 00:57:05,513
Why would I go through
all this trouble, then?

1244
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:07,932
I need your skill set, Jet, to help me get

1245
00:57:08,099 --> 00:57:10,185
the bank transaction numbers
to the winning bid.

1246
00:57:10,352 --> 00:57:12,020
We already know it's going down tonight

1247
00:57:12,187 --> 00:57:13,563
from the countdown on your computer.

1248
00:57:13,730 --> 00:57:15,190
Now, all we need is the "where."

1249
00:57:15,649 --> 00:57:17,817
And the bank transaction numbers
will give us the "where."

1250
00:57:17,984 --> 00:57:19,194
That's why I need you.

1251
00:57:19,361 --> 00:57:20,695
Your job gives you access to

1252
00:57:20,862 --> 00:57:22,614
exactly that kind of information.

1253
00:57:22,781 --> 00:57:24,866
Then we can get The Badger,
we can get the buyer

1254
00:57:25,033 --> 00:57:26,117
in one fell swoop.

1255
00:57:26,284 --> 00:57:27,994
And it'll all be over tonight.

1256
00:57:28,203 --> 00:57:29,412
Please, I swear.

1257
00:57:29,579 --> 00:57:31,039
You gotta believe me.

1258
00:57:40,924 --> 00:57:43,009
Can't you just get us
the transaction number?

1259
00:57:43,385 --> 00:57:45,679
Not when the money
originates from an offshore account.

1260
00:57:45,845 --> 00:57:46,846
When that happens,

1261
00:57:47,013 --> 00:57:49,182
then only a certified international
banking official can access it.

1262
00:57:49,349 --> 00:57:51,434
But, it shouldn't be a problem.
We just give this guy

1263
00:57:51,601 --> 00:57:53,353
the offshore account numbers
that you gave me,

1264
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:54,979
then he can give us the transaction number

1265
00:57:55,146 --> 00:57:57,315
without knowing that
he's committing treason when he does it.

1266
00:57:57,482 --> 00:57:58,692
Sound familiar?

1267
00:57:58,858 --> 00:58:00,902
Ouch! Low blow, CJ.

1268
00:58:01,069 --> 00:58:02,987
Hey, besides,
it's only treason if we're wrong.

1269
00:58:03,154 --> 00:58:04,489
Who's this mystery man?

1270
00:58:05,865 --> 00:58:06,866
It's Trevor.

1271
00:58:11,579 --> 00:58:12,706
Trevor.

1272
00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,085
This week
just keeps getting better.

1273
00:58:17,335 --> 00:58:18,545
You know, I mean,

1274
00:58:18,878 --> 00:58:22,215
Robbie Wheirdicht and Calvin
"The Golden Jet" Joyner in my office.

1275
00:58:22,382 --> 00:58:24,342
Who would've thunk it? Not me.

1276
00:58:24,509 --> 00:58:26,344
This is great, huh?

1277
00:58:26,511 --> 00:58:28,513
Talk about caterpillar to the butterfly...

1278
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:30,598
What is this? P90X?

1279
00:58:30,765 --> 00:58:33,643
More like "P1,000,000X," huh?

1280
00:58:33,810 --> 00:58:35,353
Congratulations.

1281
00:58:35,812 --> 00:58:37,272
Hey, I, um—

1282
00:58:37,439 --> 00:58:38,857
I really appreciate the help, Trevor.

1283
00:58:39,023 --> 00:58:41,276
My client's all on me
to get this stuff handled right away.

1284
00:58:41,443 --> 00:58:42,610
So, you know, if we could—

1285
00:58:42,777 --> 00:58:44,696
Say no more.
It's my pleasure. I've been there.

1286
00:58:44,863 --> 00:58:46,364
These international accounts
can be very, very tricky

1287
00:58:46,531 --> 00:58:47,574
if you don't have the right clearances.

1288
00:58:47,741 --> 00:58:49,534
You can get a bunch of digital red tape.

1289
00:58:49,909 --> 00:58:51,870
I'm happy to help, you know?

1290
00:58:52,036 --> 00:58:53,079
Robbie.

1291
00:58:53,246 --> 00:58:55,039
You're such a blast from the past, buddy.

1292
00:58:55,206 --> 00:58:56,207
How long has it been since I saw you?

1293
00:58:56,374 --> 00:58:57,375
Was it high school?

1294
00:59:00,378 --> 00:59:01,379
What's that?

1295
00:59:01,546 --> 00:59:04,007
Um— How we doing
with those account access codes?

1296
00:59:04,174 --> 00:59:05,175
- Are they coming?
- It's coming.

1297
00:59:05,341 --> 00:59:06,593
- Everything's good?
- It's coming.

1298
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,179
I'm going as fast as I can. I know
you guys are in a rush. I'm so sorry.

1299
00:59:09,345 --> 00:59:11,389
Anything for a couple of fellow Centaurs.

1300
00:59:11,556 --> 00:59:14,309
Speaking of which, you guys are going
to the reunion tonight, right?

1301
00:59:16,309 --> 00:59:18,061
No, I don't think so.

1302
00:59:18,228 --> 00:59:19,396
You're both going.

1303
00:59:19,563 --> 00:59:21,273
Here it is.
Here's your transaction number.

1304
00:59:21,439 --> 00:59:22,983
You're both going
because you want to know what?

1305
00:59:23,150 --> 00:59:25,193
They're going to vote on
homecoming king and queen again.

1306
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:26,778
Maybe you and Maggie
can make it two for two.

1307
00:59:27,279 --> 00:59:29,406
Now, before you go,
stay seated one second.

1308
00:59:29,573 --> 00:59:31,241
Give me two minutes, sit down.

1309
00:59:31,950 --> 00:59:33,493
Men,

1310
00:59:34,077 --> 00:59:35,328
a few years ago...

1311
00:59:36,580 --> 00:59:38,498
I found the Lord Almighty.

1312
00:59:38,665 --> 00:59:39,666
And, ever since then,

1313
00:59:39,833 --> 00:59:42,711
my life has been
completely different. Okay?

1314
00:59:42,878 --> 00:59:45,172
He's got a plan for
each and every one of us

1315
00:59:45,338 --> 00:59:47,257
and, in his infinite wisdom,

1316
00:59:47,424 --> 00:59:49,593
he makes no mistakes. Hmm?

1317
00:59:50,218 --> 00:59:51,511
You're right about that.

1318
00:59:51,678 --> 00:59:52,846
I think the Lord put you here because

1319
00:59:53,013 --> 00:59:54,431
he wants me to get something off my chest.

1320
00:59:54,598 --> 00:59:55,891
He wants me to clear my conscience

1321
00:59:56,057 --> 00:59:57,601
and he wants me to ask for forgiveness.

1322
00:59:57,767 --> 00:59:58,768
Robert.

1323
00:59:58,977 --> 01:00:01,438
What I did to you
at that rally in senior year

1324
01:00:01,605 --> 01:00:03,064
was a cowardly act.

1325
01:00:03,231 --> 01:00:05,567
It's something that
I've regretted every single day.

1326
01:00:05,734 --> 01:00:08,737
Yeah. I mean,
bullying is a national crisis.

1327
01:00:08,904 --> 01:00:13,200
It can leave people
with a lifetime of pain.

1328
01:00:13,783 --> 01:00:14,951
So...

1329
01:00:18,622 --> 01:00:22,834
I just want to say how truly sorry I am

1330
01:00:23,001 --> 01:00:25,503
for what happened, you know.

1331
01:00:25,670 --> 01:00:27,088
Or for what I did.

1332
01:00:27,255 --> 01:00:28,548
It didn't just happen. I did it.

1333
01:00:28,715 --> 01:00:31,426
I did it, and I wish to God
that I had not done it.

1334
01:00:32,010 --> 01:00:35,055
So, I'm hoping that
you can find it in your heart

1335
01:00:36,306 --> 01:00:38,225
to forgive me.

1336
01:00:39,935 --> 01:00:42,062
I wasn't expecting this at all.

1337
01:00:42,229 --> 01:00:43,897
Don't I know it. I know it.

1338
01:00:45,148 --> 01:00:46,650
I'm just so happy.

1339
01:00:47,734 --> 01:00:49,319
I don't know what to say.

1340
01:00:50,070 --> 01:00:51,696
How about you say...

1341
01:00:53,198 --> 01:00:57,118
"The Oscar goes to Trevor Olson."

1342
01:01:00,538 --> 01:01:02,374
What do you mean?

1343
01:01:10,298 --> 01:01:11,591
Weird Dick!

1344
01:01:11,758 --> 01:01:13,385
You stupid ass!

1345
01:01:13,551 --> 01:01:15,178
Good God, you're dumb!

1346
01:01:15,345 --> 01:01:17,264
Dumber than ever, I guess!

1347
01:01:17,430 --> 01:01:19,224
And you, too, Calvin!

1348
01:01:19,391 --> 01:01:21,977
Look at that stupid look
on those two faces.

1349
01:01:22,143 --> 01:01:24,980
"The Lord taught me to care."
Unbelievable.

1350
01:01:25,146 --> 01:01:28,441
I'm a Scientologist. Okay, that's

1351
01:01:28,608 --> 01:01:30,902
And thetan-free since 2003.

1352
01:01:31,069 --> 01:01:32,070
Clear as shit.

1353
01:01:32,237 --> 01:01:33,446
And "I'm sorry for what I did"?

1354
01:01:33,613 --> 01:01:34,823
Let me tell you what I'm sorry about.

1355
01:01:34,990 --> 01:01:37,367
I'm sorry I didn't toss your naked ass
out there three more times.

1356
01:01:37,534 --> 01:01:38,868
It was the best senior prank ever.

1357
01:01:39,035 --> 01:01:40,495
I still get emails about it.

1358
01:01:40,662 --> 01:01:41,746
Know what?

1359
01:01:41,913 --> 01:01:43,456
You're going to regret
you ever opened your mouth.

1360
01:01:43,623 --> 01:01:46,001
- You hear me, Trevor?
- Yeah? How come, Calvin?

1361
01:01:46,167 --> 01:01:47,669
Because he's about to
whoop your ass, that's why.

1362
01:01:47,836 --> 01:01:48,837
Who is?

1363
01:01:49,004 --> 01:01:50,088
Bob, get up and whoop his ass.

1364
01:01:50,255 --> 01:01:52,299
Here she comes!
Let me tell you something...

1365
01:01:52,465 --> 01:01:55,051
Weird Dick can't chug
a bunch of steroids and elk urine

1366
01:01:55,218 --> 01:01:58,805
and miraculously be able
to kick my ass all of a sudden, okay?

1367
01:01:58,972 --> 01:02:00,390
It ain't gonna happen.

1368
01:02:00,557 --> 01:02:01,850
'Cause here's why.

1369
01:02:02,017 --> 01:02:05,603
Once a fat kid, always a fat kid.

1370
01:02:06,104 --> 01:02:07,188
Huh? Prove me wrong.

1371
01:02:07,355 --> 01:02:08,940
Bob, come on. Do what you did in the bar.

1372
01:02:19,826 --> 01:02:21,953
Come on, hit me!

1373
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:24,372
And I'll sue your ass,
and take your fanny pack away.

1374
01:02:25,790 --> 01:02:27,792
- What's the matter with you?
- I just want to go.

1375
01:02:27,959 --> 01:02:29,169
She wants to go.

1376
01:02:29,878 --> 01:02:31,921
Go ahead. There you go.

1377
01:02:32,505 --> 01:02:33,631
No, it's a push.

1378
01:02:33,798 --> 01:02:35,967
Boy, 50-50 shot. You missed that.

1379
01:02:36,134 --> 01:02:37,469
At least you found the handle.

1380
01:02:37,635 --> 01:02:40,055
Boy, he's still a scared little bitch.

1381
01:02:40,221 --> 01:02:41,556
You know, you're still an asshole.

1382
01:02:41,723 --> 01:02:43,808
Yeah, well, you're still
shorter than my cat.

1383
01:02:44,559 --> 01:02:45,727
Here's your transaction number.

1384
01:02:46,144 --> 01:02:47,604
Hit it, Ant-Man.

1385
01:02:49,272 --> 01:02:51,066
- Thank you, Trevor.
- Yup.

1386
01:02:52,147 --> 01:02:53,857
Glad to see you haven't changed a bit.

1387
01:02:54,023 --> 01:02:55,024
Bye-bye now.

1388
01:02:55,191 --> 01:02:56,443
- Was it push or pull?
- Clean push.

1389
01:02:56,609 --> 01:02:58,153
- Which one is it?
- You want me to do it for you?

1390
01:02:58,319 --> 01:02:59,320
Which one is it?

1391
01:03:00,572 --> 01:03:03,116
Hey, hey, hey! Goddamn it, Joyner!

1392
01:03:03,283 --> 01:03:04,451
Jenny!

1393
01:03:04,617 --> 01:03:07,495
Jenny, get the Windex!
And security for this one.

1394
01:03:07,662 --> 01:03:09,914
Get your asshole off my door! That's it!

1395
01:03:11,499 --> 01:03:13,376
Bob! Bob!

1396
01:03:13,710 --> 01:03:15,545
Bob!Bob! Bob!

1397
01:03:22,635 --> 01:03:24,846
Mr. Joyner. Guess who
we're about to arrest

1398
01:03:25,013 --> 01:03:26,973
for conspiracy to commit treason.

1399
01:03:29,726 --> 01:03:32,228
That's right. Your lovely wife.

1400
01:03:32,395 --> 01:03:34,189
So, here's what you're going to do.

1401
01:03:34,355 --> 01:03:36,900
You're going to tell us
exactly where you and Bob are.

1402
01:03:37,066 --> 01:03:39,360
Then you're going to go outside
and you're going to keep Bob on-site

1403
01:03:39,527 --> 01:03:40,570
until we arrive.

1404
01:03:40,820 --> 01:03:43,031
And if he leaves, you lose.

1405
01:03:43,782 --> 01:03:45,325
Is that clear?

1406
01:03:50,872 --> 01:03:51,873
Oh, hey.

1407
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:53,291
I don't know what happened in there,

1408
01:03:53,458 --> 01:03:54,626
and I just froze up.

1409
01:03:54,793 --> 01:03:56,461
I locked up. I'm sorry.

1410
01:03:57,003 --> 01:03:58,046
Look, Bob,L“

1411
01:03:58,213 --> 01:04:00,590
No, I gotta tell you something,
CJ, listen.

1412
01:04:00,757 --> 01:04:02,592
You're the only one
who's ever been nice to me,

1413
01:04:02,759 --> 01:04:04,636
the only one who's never laughed at me.

1414
01:04:04,803 --> 01:04:07,931
And you're the only one
in this whole world that I trust.

1415
01:04:08,097 --> 01:04:10,058
And I know you have a lot of friends,

1416
01:04:12,602 --> 01:04:13,645
but I don't.

1417
01:04:15,438 --> 01:04:16,815
You're my only friend, Calvin.

1418
01:04:17,482 --> 01:04:20,109
And I will never
let you down again, I promise.

1419
01:04:21,861 --> 01:04:23,404
I'm sorry, man.

1420
01:04:27,075 --> 01:04:28,201
Sorry for what?

1421
01:04:28,368 --> 01:04:30,036
I told Harris where we are.

1422
01:04:31,079 --> 01:04:32,664
They were going to hurt Maggie.

1423
01:04:32,831 --> 01:04:34,791
I had to. I didn't have a choice.

1424
01:04:35,291 --> 01:04:36,417
I'm sorry.

1425
01:04:41,506 --> 01:04:43,424
Freeze, Bob! Hands on your head!

1426
01:04:43,591 --> 01:04:44,592
Do it now!

1427
01:05:15,123 --> 01:05:16,666
I know you know how this goes,

1428
01:05:16,833 --> 01:05:18,334
so I'll spare you the dramatics.

1429
01:05:18,501 --> 01:05:20,587
I'll ask you just once.

1430
01:05:20,753 --> 01:05:22,964
Where are the satellite encryption codes?

1431
01:05:25,091 --> 01:05:27,135
Aw. What's the matter, Bob?

1432
01:05:27,844 --> 01:05:31,014
Are you upset that
your friend turned you in?

1433
01:05:31,556 --> 01:05:33,224
I don't have any friends.

1434
01:05:33,391 --> 01:05:35,059
Okay, I don't want to watch this, guys.

1435
01:05:35,226 --> 01:05:36,603
Don't worry, it'll be over quick.

1436
01:05:36,769 --> 01:05:38,354
She always gets them to break.

1437
01:05:38,521 --> 01:05:40,899
Okay. You have it your way.

1438
01:05:41,065 --> 01:05:42,650
We're going to do this old-school.

1439
01:05:50,700 --> 01:05:52,619
Get the extraction tools.

1440
01:05:54,370 --> 01:05:56,331
The extraction tools?

1441
01:05:56,706 --> 01:05:58,666
If you don't have the stomach for it,
you can go.

1442
01:05:59,459 --> 01:06:00,919
Come on.

1443
01:06:03,588 --> 01:06:04,631
Stop recording.

1444
01:06:14,807 --> 01:06:16,809
Why am I coming here?
I was told I'd be able to leave.

1445
01:06:16,976 --> 01:06:18,061
You can leave,

1446
01:06:18,227 --> 01:06:19,646
when Agent Harris says you can leave,

1447
01:06:19,812 --> 01:06:20,897
which might be never.

1448
01:06:21,105 --> 01:06:22,440
I gotta watch this.

1449
01:06:30,823 --> 01:06:32,325
I'm sorry, Bob.

1450
01:06:32,825 --> 01:06:34,077
I'm sorry, man.

1451
01:06:47,298 --> 01:06:48,424
Oh, Jesus!

1452
01:06:56,265 --> 01:06:57,266
What the hell?

1453
01:06:58,810 --> 01:07:00,478
Hey! Hey!

1454
01:07:02,063 --> 01:07:03,064
Don't move!

1455
01:07:03,231 --> 01:07:05,650
You get your hands off!
Get them off the keyboard!

1456
01:07:05,817 --> 01:07:07,777
- What are you doing, Calvin?
- Give me your keycard!

1457
01:07:08,111 --> 01:07:09,612
Give me your keycard!

1458
01:07:10,196 --> 01:07:11,197
Give it to me.

1459
01:07:11,656 --> 01:07:12,699
- Okay...
- Go sit down.

1460
01:07:12,865 --> 01:07:14,450
Okay. Yeah.

1461
01:07:14,617 --> 01:07:15,952
Sorry. I'm sorry.

1462
01:07:16,119 --> 01:07:18,121
- Sit down! Sit down!
- Okay, okay, okay.

1463
01:07:20,373 --> 01:07:21,374
You know, Bob?

1464
01:07:21,541 --> 01:07:24,168
This is actually
my favorite part of the job.

1465
01:07:24,335 --> 01:07:26,587
Thank you for being so uncooperative.

1466
01:07:26,754 --> 01:07:28,214
What do you think
your little buddy, Joyner,

1467
01:07:28,381 --> 01:07:29,757
would say if he could see you like this?

1468
01:07:30,091 --> 01:07:31,133
Two words.

1469
01:07:31,300 --> 01:07:32,385
I'm in.

1470
01:07:33,386 --> 01:07:35,179
What-what?

1471
01:07:35,554 --> 01:07:37,890
You're making a big mistake, Mr. Joyner.

1472
01:07:38,057 --> 01:07:39,976
That's only if I'm wrong.

1473
01:07:41,811 --> 01:07:43,396
Come on, Bob. Let's go!

1474
01:07:43,562 --> 01:07:45,231
What're you doing? Come on, man!

1475
01:07:46,816 --> 01:07:49,026
Okay, listen to me. Bob, I'm sorry.

1476
01:07:49,193 --> 01:07:51,153
I'm sorry I double-crossed you.
You hear me?

1477
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:53,406
I should've believed you,
I should've trusted you, and I didn't.

1478
01:07:53,572 --> 01:07:54,573
I'm sorry for that.

1479
01:07:54,740 --> 01:07:57,285
Listen to me. Bob,
we don't have time for this, man!

1480
01:07:57,451 --> 01:07:59,578
I need you to tap into
that super-spy stuff

1481
01:07:59,745 --> 01:08:02,039
and I need you to get us the hell
out of here right now. Do you hear me?

1482
01:08:02,456 --> 01:08:03,958
Now, come on, man. We boys?

1483
01:08:05,459 --> 01:08:06,460
- We're boys.
- Oh!

1484
01:08:08,121 --> 01:08:09,122
Sorry, Jet.

1485
01:08:09,622 --> 01:08:11,290
Oh, God!

1486
01:08:12,208 --> 01:08:13,209
Oh, God!

1487
01:08:13,626 --> 01:08:15,211
See? Good as new.

1488
01:08:16,504 --> 01:08:18,339
Wow. Sorry, man.

1489
01:08:22,260 --> 01:08:23,302
Go, go!

1490
01:08:23,803 --> 01:08:24,846
Get me out!

1491
01:08:25,012 --> 01:08:26,889
He got the jump on us. Give me the key.

1492
01:08:30,471 --> 01:08:31,472
Look out, Bob!

1493
01:08:32,557 --> 01:08:34,684
Here, Jet! Get him!

1494
01:08:34,851 --> 01:08:36,311
Watch out!

1495
01:08:44,986 --> 01:08:46,321
Did you see that, Bob?

1496
01:08:46,487 --> 01:08:48,489
I did the thing! I did the thing, Bob!

1497
01:08:48,656 --> 01:08:49,699
Yeah!

1498
01:08:49,866 --> 01:08:51,784
Yeah! Yeah!

1499
01:08:52,035 --> 01:08:53,411
- Come on! Follow me!
- Let's do it!

1500
01:08:53,578 --> 01:08:56,164
No! What am I doing?
Here! You go! You bigger.

1501
01:08:56,331 --> 01:08:57,915
- Okay, okay.
- I'm behind you.

1502
01:09:02,708 --> 01:09:04,544
Oh, my God. There's two of them.

1503
01:09:04,710 --> 01:09:07,129
Yeah, I'll distract them
and you open the door, okay?

1504
01:09:07,296 --> 01:09:08,714
- What? No!
- Let's roll.

1505
01:09:08,881 --> 01:09:09,924
No, no.

1506
01:09:11,884 --> 01:09:13,177
Go, go!

1507
01:09:13,886 --> 01:09:16,055
- Close in!
- Moving out!

1508
01:09:16,222 --> 01:09:18,140
- Freeze, Bob!
- Sorry about this, guys.

1509
01:09:21,310 --> 01:09:22,854
- Nope, come here.

1510
01:09:32,947 --> 01:09:34,198
Come on.

1511
01:09:34,365 --> 01:09:36,617
Wrong keycard, pal. Turn around.

1512
01:09:38,703 --> 01:09:39,871
You needed this one.

1513
01:09:40,037 --> 01:09:41,247
On the ground, now.

1514
01:09:41,414 --> 01:09:42,707
Can I say something first?

1515
01:09:42,874 --> 01:09:44,417
- What?
- This is going to hurt.

1516
01:09:47,295 --> 01:09:49,463
- Hey, get the keycard! Let's roll.
- All right, all right.

1517
01:09:52,216 --> 01:09:53,509
Which car are we taking?

1518
01:09:55,553 --> 01:09:56,596
Not that one.

1519
01:09:56,762 --> 01:09:58,389
Oh, my God.

1520
01:09:58,931 --> 01:10:00,725
Oh, God. Oh, sh—

1521
01:10:01,642 --> 01:10:02,643
Oh.

1522
01:10:02,977 --> 01:10:04,186
Here we go, Jet.

1523
01:10:06,314 --> 01:10:08,733
- Bob, they are shooting at us!
- It's okay, it's bulletproof.

1524
01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:09,901
Drive, drive!

1525
01:10:21,787 --> 01:10:22,997
Here you go, Jet.

1526
01:10:23,706 --> 01:10:24,707
What's this?

1527
01:10:24,874 --> 01:10:26,918
Bug-out bag, courtesy of the CIA.

1528
01:10:27,084 --> 01:10:28,419
Go ahead and grab that
encrypted phone in there.

1529
01:10:28,586 --> 01:10:29,587
For what?

1530
01:10:29,754 --> 01:10:31,380
You still have the bank transaction code?

1531
01:10:31,547 --> 01:10:34,467
How are transaction numbers gonna help us
find out where the bad guys are?

1532
01:10:34,634 --> 01:10:37,136
Well, it's not bank transaction
numbers or codes, it's actually—

1533
01:10:37,303 --> 01:10:38,804
Longitude and latitude.

1534
01:10:40,222 --> 01:10:43,935
Look at the spy brain
on the Jet! What-what!

1535
01:10:44,268 --> 01:10:46,479
You're like a chocolate
Google.

1536
01:10:46,646 --> 01:10:48,689
Bob, don't do that. Stop it. Stop it.

1537
01:10:48,856 --> 01:10:49,941
You're getting good at this, man.

1538
01:10:50,107 --> 01:10:51,943
Yeah, you're absolutely right.
It's longitude and latitude.

1539
01:10:52,109 --> 01:10:55,529
All you gotta do is plug those
digits into the GPS, and boom!

1540
01:10:55,738 --> 01:10:58,282
We're gonna catch the buyer
and The Badger, just like that.

1541
01:11:00,451 --> 01:11:02,119
Boston.

1542
01:11:05,665 --> 01:11:07,333
We're gonna need a plane.

1543
01:11:20,721 --> 01:11:22,014
You ever steal a plane before?

1544
01:11:22,181 --> 01:11:24,475
- I stole some Starbursts one time.
- Mmm-hmm.

1545
01:11:24,892 --> 01:11:26,978
So I don't know
if that compares or anything,

1546
01:11:27,144 --> 01:11:28,562
but I wasn't successful with that.

1547
01:11:28,729 --> 01:11:29,855
On the way out, I dropped 'em.

1548
01:11:30,022 --> 01:11:31,232
Dropped the whole bag. The guy caught me.

1549
01:11:31,399 --> 01:11:33,025
"What's that?" I just said, "A Starburst."

1550
01:11:33,192 --> 01:11:35,194
Told him myself. It was a mess.

1551
01:11:37,989 --> 01:11:40,408
Check it out. The universe provides.

1552
01:11:42,952 --> 01:11:43,953
Oh.

1553
01:11:45,913 --> 01:11:46,914
Golden Jet.

1554
01:11:47,123 --> 01:11:48,541
- Golden Jet.
- Golden Jet.

1555
01:11:52,368 --> 01:11:54,245
- It's just one guard in there.
- All right.

1556
01:11:54,412 --> 01:11:56,039
90% of spy work is distraction.

1557
01:11:56,206 --> 01:11:57,248
You get in there and distract that guard,

1558
01:11:57,415 --> 01:11:58,500
I'm gonna get us a plane.

1559
01:11:59,209 --> 01:12:00,251
What?

1560
01:12:02,128 --> 01:12:03,546
I don't know what the hell you expect—

1561
01:12:06,049 --> 01:12:07,050
Bob!

1562
01:12:08,176 --> 01:12:09,177
Bob!

1563
01:12:09,886 --> 01:12:10,929
Bob!

1564
01:12:12,347 --> 01:12:13,473
Damn it!

1565
01:12:21,598 --> 01:12:23,933
Hey, I need a plane.

1566
01:12:24,100 --> 01:12:27,020
Sir, you cannot be in here.
This is a private airfield.

1567
01:12:27,187 --> 01:12:29,731
I understand that but I have an organ
in this cooler right now

1568
01:12:29,898 --> 01:12:31,900
that needs to get transported ASAP.

1569
01:12:32,609 --> 01:12:33,610
Really?

1570
01:12:33,776 --> 01:12:36,779
Because my sister-in-law
had a heart transplant last year

1571
01:12:36,946 --> 01:12:39,782
and they did not bring it
in a Playmate lunch cooler.

1572
01:12:39,949 --> 01:12:41,743
I hate to break it to you,

1573
01:12:41,910 --> 01:12:43,620
but this is not a...

1574
01:12:44,871 --> 01:12:45,955
- This is not a heart.
- It's not a heart?

1575
01:12:47,242 --> 01:12:48,285
No, it's not.

1576
01:12:48,452 --> 01:12:49,661
What is it then?

1577
01:12:50,745 --> 01:12:52,914
- It's a dick.
- Okay.

1578
01:12:54,458 --> 01:12:56,334
I am made of questions right now.

1579
01:12:56,501 --> 01:12:57,794
Well, you don't have to ask.

1580
01:12:57,961 --> 01:12:59,754
Last night, lady got into it with a man.

1581
01:12:59,921 --> 01:13:01,548
She ended up cutting his pecker off.

1582
01:13:01,715 --> 01:13:03,633
She left with it, got in a car, drove,

1583
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,760
got on 95, threw it out the window.

1584
01:13:06,094 --> 01:13:08,930
The second largest penis hunt
in the state history.

1585
01:13:09,097 --> 01:13:10,390
The man was Korean, so you better believe

1586
01:13:10,557 --> 01:13:11,683
it took a long time to find.

1587
01:13:12,476 --> 01:13:14,352
JARED".
You're stereotyping Korean dicks.

1588
01:13:14,519 --> 01:13:15,562
That's racist.

1589
01:13:15,729 --> 01:13:17,439
I've seen Korean dicks bigger than you.

1590
01:13:17,606 --> 01:13:19,691
Okay, sir, we don't need
to demean each other here.

1591
01:13:19,858 --> 01:13:21,193
I don't believe a word you're saying.

1592
01:13:21,860 --> 01:13:23,195
Let me see it.

1593
01:13:23,772 --> 01:13:25,524
I have no problem showing you this.

1594
01:13:25,691 --> 01:13:28,110
So if you wanna see it
then get ready to see.

1595
01:13:28,485 --> 01:13:30,404
- Here I go.
- Go for it.

1596
01:13:31,738 --> 01:13:34,575
Oh, shit! on, shit.

1597
01:13:34,741 --> 01:13:37,161
I'm just kidding. This is my friend.

1598
01:13:37,536 --> 01:13:39,204
- Oh!
- It's my buddy.

1599
01:13:39,455 --> 01:13:41,248
His name's Snake Gyllenhaal.

1600
01:13:41,457 --> 01:13:43,459
- He guards my lunch.
- Okay, that's enough.

1601
01:14:07,149 --> 01:14:08,567
It's gotta be Harris, right?

1602
01:14:09,860 --> 01:14:10,903
What do you mean?

1603
01:14:11,069 --> 01:14:12,613
I mean, she's gotta be The Black Badger.

1604
01:14:12,779 --> 01:14:13,906
It's the only thing that makes sense.

1605
01:14:14,072 --> 01:14:15,824
I mean, she's had access
to the encryption codes

1606
01:14:15,991 --> 01:14:18,660
and she's so hot and bothered about
pinning this whole thing on you.

1607
01:14:18,827 --> 01:14:19,912
It's gotta be her!

1608
01:14:20,078 --> 01:14:21,622
I don't know, Jet.

1609
01:14:21,788 --> 01:14:23,665
I'm pretty sure she thinks
I'm The Black Badger.

1610
01:14:23,832 --> 01:14:25,876
She worked me over pretty good
in that interrogation room.

1611
01:14:26,043 --> 01:14:28,128
Hold on, wait, wait... What's going on?

1612
01:14:28,504 --> 01:14:30,923
What's that?
What's going on right now, Bob?

1613
01:14:31,089 --> 01:14:33,258
No biggie. We're completely outta gas.

1614
01:14:33,425 --> 01:14:34,927
Oh, my— on!

1615
01:14:36,887 --> 01:14:39,181
We're going down, Jet!
There's nothing I can do!

1616
01:14:39,348 --> 01:14:41,975
- Oh, shit!
- Really quickly...

1617
01:14:42,142 --> 01:14:45,729
What's the one thing
you wish you'd done in your life?

1618
01:14:45,896 --> 01:14:48,232
The one thing I wish I hadn't done
is not get in a plane with a guy

1619
01:14:48,398 --> 01:14:50,317
who didn't check the goddamned fuel!

1620
01:14:50,484 --> 01:14:53,445
- Why wouldn't you check the fuel?
- No, something that's real.

1621
01:14:53,612 --> 01:14:56,031
What's the one thing
you regret not doing for you?

1622
01:14:56,198 --> 01:14:58,367
Oh, my God! I think we're gonna die!

1623
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:05,040
Not having a kid, man!

1624
01:15:05,582 --> 01:15:06,750
Not being a father!

1625
01:15:06,917 --> 01:15:09,294
I regret not being a father!

1626
01:15:09,461 --> 01:15:11,338
Maggie, I should've gave you a kid!

1627
01:15:11,505 --> 01:15:13,966
I should've gave you my seed, Maggie!

1628
01:15:14,132 --> 01:15:15,509
I should've!

1629
01:15:15,676 --> 01:15:17,052
I'm so selfish!

1630
01:15:18,428 --> 01:15:20,430
I'm sorry, Maggie!

1631
01:15:24,601 --> 01:15:26,895
- That wasn't so hard, right?
- What?

1632
01:15:27,062 --> 01:15:28,772
Hey, just for the record,

1633
01:15:28,939 --> 01:15:30,607
I think you'd make a great dad.

1634
01:15:31,233 --> 01:15:33,026
Did you just fake this whole thing?

1635
01:15:33,735 --> 01:15:34,736
Yeah, kinda.

1636
01:15:34,903 --> 01:15:36,530
You gotta be shitting me glory!

1637
01:15:36,697 --> 01:15:38,156
No, not at all.

1638
01:15:38,323 --> 01:15:40,409
I just thought that maybe a
facing-your-own-death situation

1639
01:15:40,576 --> 01:15:43,662
might help motivate you
to clarify some of your goals in life.

1640
01:15:43,829 --> 01:15:45,372
And, hey, between me and you,

1641
01:15:45,831 --> 01:15:47,541
I know you've been struggling
a little bit.

1642
01:15:47,958 --> 01:15:50,168
You know what I'm struggling with
right now, Bob?

1643
01:15:50,335 --> 01:15:51,795
Not whooping your ass.

1644
01:15:51,962 --> 01:15:54,047
Okay, Jet.
Hey, you're really cute when you cry.

1645
01:15:54,214 --> 01:15:56,133
Stop it! Enough!

1646
01:16:09,771 --> 01:16:10,981
I don't get it.

1647
01:16:11,148 --> 01:16:12,190
I mean, if these coordinates are correct,

1648
01:16:12,357 --> 01:16:14,443
we should be standing right on top of it.

1649
01:16:14,610 --> 01:16:17,487
The deal doesn't go down
for another 30 minutes, Jet,

1650
01:16:17,654 --> 01:16:20,157
- so we're kinda early.
- No!

1651
01:16:20,324 --> 01:16:21,700
Why would you do it
out in the open like this?

1652
01:16:21,867 --> 01:16:23,410
Why would you take that risk?

1653
01:16:23,577 --> 01:16:25,245
Just doesn't make any sense, man.

1654
01:16:26,580 --> 01:16:28,248
Shit! Come on.

1655
01:16:30,292 --> 01:16:31,335
Wait.

1656
01:16:33,003 --> 01:16:34,880
Oh, wait.
It's not happening up here.

1657
01:16:36,673 --> 01:16:38,091
No, it's not. It's...

1658
01:16:40,969 --> 01:16:43,513
Oh, it's happening beneath us. Look.

1659
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:45,557
It's an underground parking garage.

1660
01:16:46,475 --> 01:16:47,934
Yeah, that's a good eye, Jet.

1661
01:16:48,435 --> 01:16:50,687
Why don't you stay up here?
Keep overwatch.

1662
01:16:50,854 --> 01:16:52,314
I'll go down there and check things out.

1663
01:16:52,481 --> 01:16:54,316
Wait, what? No, I'm going with you.

1664
01:16:54,483 --> 01:16:57,235
You can't go with me.
The smarter play is if we split up.

1665
01:16:57,402 --> 01:16:58,612
Smarter play for who?

1666
01:16:59,029 --> 01:17:00,697
Do you know what happens
when people split up, Bob?

1667
01:17:00,864 --> 01:17:01,907
Somebody dies!

1668
01:17:02,074 --> 01:17:03,492
I'd be the one to die. You know why?

1669
01:17:03,659 --> 01:17:06,036
Because I don't have a bulletproof vest
and I don't have a gun!

1670
01:17:06,203 --> 01:17:07,829
Which means that you
are my bulletproof vest!

1671
01:17:07,996 --> 01:17:10,415
My little black ass is gonna stay
behind you, you're not leaving me!

1672
01:17:10,582 --> 01:17:12,459
That's exactly why
you should stay up here.

1673
01:17:12,626 --> 01:17:14,961
Look, if you went down
in that garage and you got shot to death,

1674
01:17:15,128 --> 01:17:16,296
you know how hurt I would be?

1675
01:17:16,463 --> 01:17:18,090
I'd be super bummed out!
I don't want that.

1676
01:17:18,256 --> 01:17:19,841
It's safer for you up here.

1677
01:17:20,008 --> 01:17:21,885
If something happened up here,
what am I supposed to do, Bob?

1678
01:17:22,052 --> 01:17:24,179
How do I get your attention?
Make a bird call?

1679
01:17:26,473 --> 01:17:28,558
Does that sound like a bird to you? Huh?

1680
01:17:28,725 --> 01:17:30,602
That's my biggest weakness!
I can't make bird noises.

1681
01:17:30,769 --> 01:17:31,812
I never could.

1682
01:17:31,978 --> 01:17:33,730
So if that's what
I gotta depend on to live,

1683
01:17:33,897 --> 01:17:36,733
it means I'm gonna die!
I'mma die up here, by myself

1684
01:17:36,900 --> 01:17:39,194
sounding like a dead-ass pigeon.

1685
01:17:40,946 --> 01:17:43,573
- I have no idea what a pigeon—
- Jet, Jet, Jet, Jet, Jet!

1686
01:17:43,740 --> 01:17:45,409
You don't have to make bird noises.

1687
01:17:45,575 --> 01:17:46,576
You don't have to sound like a pigeon.

1688
01:17:46,743 --> 01:17:49,579
All you gotta do
is call me on the encrypted phone

1689
01:17:49,746 --> 01:17:51,581
that's in your hand.

1690
01:17:56,169 --> 01:17:57,504
- C)Kay?
'okay, Yeah.

1691
01:17:58,004 --> 01:17:59,381
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.

1692
01:17:59,548 --> 01:18:00,716
All right?

1693
01:18:00,966 --> 01:18:02,175
Oh, Jet.

1694
01:18:03,677 --> 01:18:05,345
I'll see you on the other side.

1695
01:18:06,221 --> 01:18:07,222
Yeah.

1696
01:18:07,514 --> 01:18:08,515
Yeah.

1697
01:18:34,666 --> 01:18:35,751
You're early.

1698
01:18:36,460 --> 01:18:38,044
So are you.

1699
01:18:40,672 --> 01:18:42,048
Come on.

1700
01:18:52,726 --> 01:18:54,060
Oh, my God!

1701
01:18:57,898 --> 01:18:59,775
Oh, my God.

1702
01:19:00,609 --> 01:19:01,610
I knew it.

1703
01:19:01,777 --> 01:19:04,112
I knew it. I knew
she was The Black Badger!

1704
01:19:04,279 --> 01:19:05,906
Oh, my God!

1705
01:19:06,448 --> 01:19:08,575
Pick up the phone. Pick up the phone.

1706
01:19:08,742 --> 01:19:09,743
BOB". Yello?

1707
01:19:09,910 --> 01:19:12,537
Bob, Harris is The Black Badger!

1708
01:19:12,704 --> 01:19:13,705
Hello?

1709
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:15,499
Harris is The Black Badger!

1710
01:19:15,665 --> 01:19:16,708
I can't hear you.

1711
01:19:16,875 --> 01:19:18,710
Harris is The Black Badger!

1712
01:19:20,086 --> 01:19:22,589
Just kidding! I'm not here.
Leave a message at the beep.

1713
01:19:22,756 --> 01:19:23,757
What?

1714
01:19:34,100 --> 01:19:35,602
Oh. Harris is
The Black Badger!

1715
01:19:35,769 --> 01:19:37,395
Harris is The Black Badger!

1716
01:19:37,562 --> 01:19:39,898
I knew it. I knew it.
Harris is The Black Badger!

1717
01:19:41,066 --> 01:19:43,193
Bob! Harris is The...

1718
01:19:44,694 --> 01:19:45,695
Who is he?

1719
01:19:46,112 --> 01:19:47,113
That's my partner.

1720
01:20:01,002 --> 01:20:02,546
I don't like splitting my fees.

1721
01:20:04,256 --> 01:20:07,384
The package. Please.

1722
01:20:08,552 --> 01:20:10,220
Thought you'd never ask.

1723
01:20:10,428 --> 01:20:13,849
Wait! You're making a mistake.

1724
01:20:15,392 --> 01:20:17,102
Hello, Bob.

1725
01:20:18,770 --> 01:20:20,355
But you're dead.

1726
01:20:20,522 --> 01:20:22,566
Not as much as people think.

1727
01:20:23,316 --> 01:20:26,069
Look, he's not The Black Badger...

1728
01:20:26,778 --> 01:20:27,779
lam.

1729
01:20:27,946 --> 01:20:30,073
And those aren't the encryption codes,

1730
01:20:30,240 --> 01:20:31,575
these are.

1731
01:20:31,741 --> 01:20:32,826
He's lying to you.

1732
01:20:32,993 --> 01:20:34,494
This man is a CIA agent,

1733
01:20:34,828 --> 01:20:36,329
and he's trying to sell you bogus plans.

1734
01:20:43,670 --> 01:20:44,713
Damn.

1735
01:20:46,673 --> 01:20:48,008
Ow, ow.

1736
01:20:51,595 --> 01:20:52,679
He shot me.

1737
01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:58,768
These are the real codes

1738
01:20:59,603 --> 01:21:01,187
and I am the real Black Badger.

1739
01:21:05,317 --> 01:21:06,818
Bob is The Black Badger.

1740
01:21:08,486 --> 01:21:09,654
Bob is The Black Badger.

1741
01:21:09,821 --> 01:21:11,865
I am The Black Badger.

1742
01:21:12,362 --> 01:21:13,530
Phil?

1743
01:21:14,739 --> 01:21:17,367
No, I'm The Black Badger.

1744
01:21:17,534 --> 01:21:20,495
I'm starting to think
I might be The Black Badger.

1745
01:21:22,705 --> 01:21:24,374
Here's the thing.

1746
01:21:24,541 --> 01:21:27,627
I have no idea
who is the real Black Badger.

1747
01:21:28,670 --> 01:21:30,213
And I don't care.

1748
01:21:30,380 --> 01:21:31,881
'Cause I'm The Honey Badger.

1749
01:21:32,048 --> 01:21:33,967
And The Honey Badger doesn't give a shit.

1750
01:21:34,133 --> 01:21:35,718
The Honey Badger's nasty.

1751
01:21:35,885 --> 01:21:38,555
He's so nasty, he'll take them both.

1752
01:21:39,013 --> 01:21:40,014
Hand them over.

1753
01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:42,851
Phil, when this thing is over,

1754
01:21:43,017 --> 01:21:47,021
I'm going to rip your throat out
like Patrick Swayze in Road House.

1755
01:21:47,188 --> 01:21:48,565
Oh, my God.
You and Road House.

1756
01:21:48,731 --> 01:21:49,774
Get over that movie.

1757
01:21:49,941 --> 01:21:51,693
It sucked then, it sucks now.

1758
01:21:51,860 --> 01:21:54,904
The only movie that sucks more
is Sixteen Candles.

1759
01:21:55,697 --> 01:21:56,823
How dare you!

1760
01:22:02,072 --> 01:22:03,490
Drop your weapons!

1761
01:22:09,246 --> 01:22:10,288
Oh! Oh, shit!

1762
01:22:22,592 --> 01:22:23,760
The codes.

1763
01:22:24,177 --> 01:22:25,262
Don't do it.

1764
01:22:25,929 --> 01:22:27,013
Stupid.

1765
01:22:29,432 --> 01:22:30,433
Okay.

1766
01:22:31,017 --> 01:22:32,018
One,

1767
01:22:33,061 --> 01:22:34,062
two,

1768
01:22:35,438 --> 01:22:36,439
three! Shit!

1769
01:22:41,778 --> 01:22:43,446
Uh-Oh! Oh!

1770
01:22:43,947 --> 01:22:44,948
No!

1771
01:22:45,448 --> 01:22:46,575
He's got the codes!

1772
01:23:21,568 --> 01:23:22,569
Whoo!

1773
01:23:22,986 --> 01:23:24,654
I mean, this is crazy, right?

1774
01:23:25,023 --> 01:23:26,149
You stay the hell away from me, Bob!

1775
01:23:26,316 --> 01:23:27,651
You shot me in the neck!

1776
01:23:30,654 --> 01:23:31,655
Jet!

1777
01:23:52,968 --> 01:23:54,010
Okay.

1778
01:23:58,348 --> 01:24:00,517
Golden Jet for the win!

1779
01:24:02,185 --> 01:24:03,687
No. Shit!

1780
01:24:03,854 --> 01:24:05,230
Drop your weapon, Bob.

1781
01:24:06,439 --> 01:24:07,440
Oh, shit!

1782
01:24:07,607 --> 01:24:09,192
Get behind me, Mr. Joyner.

1783
01:24:09,609 --> 01:24:10,986
You don't wanna do that, Jet.

1784
01:24:11,194 --> 01:24:12,529
It's obvious he's the bad guy.

1785
01:24:12,696 --> 01:24:14,114
I'm the good guy. You wanna get behind me.

1786
01:24:14,281 --> 01:24:16,116
Agent Harris had me go dark

1787
01:24:16,283 --> 01:24:19,369
to get Bob to reveal himself
as The Black Badger.

1788
01:24:19,536 --> 01:24:21,204
You don't seriously
believe this guy, do you?

1789
01:24:21,371 --> 01:24:22,455
You wanna get behind me, Jet.

1790
01:24:22,622 --> 01:24:24,374
You betrayed your nation, Bob.

1791
01:24:24,708 --> 01:24:27,043
You betrayed your partner, Phil.

1792
01:24:27,210 --> 01:24:30,547
Okay, no, wait! Everybodyjust stop!

1793
01:24:30,714 --> 01:24:31,756
Cut the shit!

1794
01:24:32,340 --> 01:24:34,009
L'mma cut the line right now!

1795
01:24:34,175 --> 01:24:35,552
I cut the shit!

1796
01:24:35,719 --> 01:24:37,554
Hear me? Now I don't care
who betrayed who.

1797
01:24:37,721 --> 01:24:39,139
Okay? I just don't wanna get hurt!

1798
01:24:39,598 --> 01:24:42,100
So there ain't gonna be no— Shit!

1799
01:24:51,026 --> 01:24:52,027
Come on.

1800
01:25:07,918 --> 01:25:08,919
SN...

1801
01:25:13,590 --> 01:25:14,591
Shit.

1802
01:25:33,276 --> 01:25:35,403
Smart move, Mr. Joyner.

1803
01:25:35,570 --> 01:25:37,781
You've done your country a great service.

1804
01:25:37,948 --> 01:25:40,158
Now, hand me the firearm

1805
01:25:40,325 --> 01:25:43,578
and we'll turn over
the satellite codes together.

1806
01:25:43,954 --> 01:25:47,540
Stay right there, man.
Don't you take another step.

1807
01:25:47,791 --> 01:25:50,126
Just because I shot him
does not mean I trust you.

1808
01:25:50,502 --> 01:25:51,670
We don't have time for this.

1809
01:25:51,878 --> 01:25:54,631
Stop! I said, "Stop."

1810
01:25:55,423 --> 01:25:57,133
Aw, whoopsie.

1811
01:26:01,346 --> 01:26:03,390
Nice throw, bitch.

1812
01:26:08,144 --> 01:26:12,649
You wanna know why your pal Bob
could never have been The Black Badger?

1813
01:26:13,817 --> 01:26:15,902
It's because he's too weak.

1814
01:26:16,069 --> 01:26:18,446
And if I had to hear
another goddamned story

1815
01:26:18,613 --> 01:26:21,783
about Calvin "The Golden Jet" Joyner

1816
01:26:21,950 --> 01:26:24,077
and how awesome you were in high school

1817
01:26:24,244 --> 01:26:26,830
and how you were
this big idiot's best friend,

1818
01:26:26,997 --> 01:26:28,498
I was just gonna lose it.

1819
01:26:29,833 --> 01:26:33,169
Looking at you right now,
you don't seem so cool.

1820
01:26:33,336 --> 01:26:36,756
You just seem like a regular guy.

1821
01:26:37,173 --> 01:26:38,675
An everyday Joe.

1822
01:26:39,509 --> 01:26:43,138
You know, faking my own death
was the easy part.

1823
01:26:44,014 --> 01:26:47,308
But dealing with Bob, day after day,
was the hard part.

1824
01:26:47,475 --> 01:26:48,476
Hey, Phil.

1825
01:26:48,643 --> 01:26:49,686
What, Bob?

1826
01:26:50,603 --> 01:26:52,439
I'll see you on the other side.

1827
01:26:53,106 --> 01:26:55,483
No, I hope we don't.
All right?

1828
01:26:55,650 --> 01:26:57,193
Just, no. Bye, bye, bye.

1829
01:26:57,360 --> 01:26:58,361
Just go.

1830
01:26:58,528 --> 01:27:01,197
I made up the Black Badger,
rigged up a blood bag

1831
01:27:01,364 --> 01:27:02,490
and that big dummy bought it.

1832
01:27:02,699 --> 01:27:03,867
Bob!

1833
01:27:04,034 --> 01:27:05,952
No, no!
Hang on, buddy.

1834
01:27:06,536 --> 01:27:07,996
No, there's some sort of bomb in here.

1835
01:27:08,163 --> 01:27:10,040
You're pushing it closed, I think.

1836
01:27:10,206 --> 01:27:12,250
- No, no, no. Sorry.
- No, don't give up!

1837
01:27:12,417 --> 01:27:13,418
Bye, Bob.

1838
01:27:14,502 --> 01:27:16,796
I'm getting away with
a half a billion dollars.

1839
01:27:16,963 --> 01:27:20,383
And Boy Scout Bob is gonna
spend his life in prison.

1840
01:27:20,550 --> 01:27:22,177
Ain't America great?

1841
01:27:23,011 --> 01:27:27,474
So now you're gonna be
the second partner of Bob's to die.

1842
01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:28,683
Just relax.

1843
01:27:28,850 --> 01:27:31,394
On your knees, Golden Jet.

1844
01:27:41,112 --> 01:27:42,322
What the hell was that?

1845
01:27:44,199 --> 01:27:45,784
Golden Jet flip.

1846
01:27:46,326 --> 01:27:49,245
Yeah? You really suck at it.

1847
01:27:49,412 --> 01:27:50,663
I know.

1848
01:27:50,830 --> 01:27:52,540
Then Why'd you do it?

1849
01:27:52,707 --> 01:27:53,708
Distraction.

1850
01:27:57,754 --> 01:27:59,089
Oh, you just pulled his throat out!

1851
01:28:01,549 --> 01:28:03,259
I'll see you on the other side.

1852
01:28:08,389 --> 01:28:09,933
Jet, come here.
Give me your hand, old buddy.

1853
01:28:10,100 --> 01:28:11,851
Oh, shit! Get that away from me!

1854
01:28:12,018 --> 01:28:13,228
Sorry, Jet.

1855
01:28:14,270 --> 01:28:16,523
- Come here, Jet.
- That was a trachea.

1856
01:28:16,689 --> 01:28:18,191
Great distraction, man!

1857
01:28:18,358 --> 01:28:19,776
Sorry I had to shoot you, Jet.

1858
01:28:19,943 --> 01:28:21,653
It was the only way
I could save your life.

1859
01:28:21,820 --> 01:28:24,072
But when you shot me
to get Phil to confess

1860
01:28:24,239 --> 01:28:25,532
that he was The Black Badger,

1861
01:28:25,698 --> 01:28:27,659
that was some next-level-type shit!

1862
01:28:27,826 --> 01:28:31,621
Yeah, no.
I'm glad you see it the way I saw it.

1863
01:28:31,788 --> 01:28:33,706
That was my plan the whole time. So...

1864
01:28:33,873 --> 01:28:35,542
You are a natural for this line of work.

1865
01:28:35,708 --> 01:28:37,127
I mean, you're smart,
you got the skill set,

1866
01:28:37,293 --> 01:28:38,294
you're a people person

1867
01:28:38,461 --> 01:28:41,714
and you already got a dope-ass code name,
"The Golden Jet!" What?

1868
01:28:41,923 --> 01:28:43,633
But in the meantime,
we gotta get those encryption codes

1869
01:28:43,800 --> 01:28:45,760
over to Harris right away
or we're gonna be late.

1870
01:28:45,927 --> 01:28:48,263
What are you talking about? Late for what?

1871
01:28:50,223 --> 01:28:55,145
The reunion, dude. What-what!
This shit's on!

1872
01:28:57,147 --> 01:28:59,107
Bob.
Damn it.

1873
01:29:22,630 --> 01:29:23,631
Bob!

1874
01:29:23,798 --> 01:29:24,799
One more thing.

1875
01:29:24,966 --> 01:29:26,509
Thanks for securing the satellite codes.

1876
01:29:26,676 --> 01:29:28,178
You really saved my ass.

1877
01:29:28,344 --> 01:29:29,596
Your country thanks you.

1878
01:29:30,004 --> 01:29:30,880
Just doing my job.

1879
01:29:31,047 --> 01:29:33,925
I'm really sorry about your hand.
I hope you know that wasn't personal.

1880
01:29:34,092 --> 01:29:35,718
Oh, no hard feelings at all, Pam.

1881
01:29:36,219 --> 01:29:37,720
Besides, everybody makes mistakes.

1882
01:29:37,887 --> 01:29:39,889
Calvin, here, thought
you were The Black Badger.

1883
01:29:41,850 --> 01:29:42,976
I don't... No, I don't think...

1884
01:29:43,143 --> 01:29:45,478
When we were in the plane,
you said, "Hey, Harris is the Black..."

1885
01:29:45,645 --> 01:29:47,438
I think you should... Maybe I...

1886
01:29:47,814 --> 01:29:50,567
Mr. Joyner, it was a pleasure
working with you.

1887
01:29:50,733 --> 01:29:53,444
If you ever want a career change,
you give me a call.

1888
01:29:54,195 --> 01:29:56,364
If I were to give you a call,
how would I get in touch with you?

1889
01:29:56,531 --> 01:29:58,366
Just pick up any phone in your house.

1890
01:29:58,533 --> 01:29:59,659
They're all bugged.

1891
01:30:01,327 --> 01:30:03,079
You're crazy. Hey, you're crazy!

1892
01:30:03,621 --> 01:30:05,540
That's a good one.

1893
01:30:05,707 --> 01:30:08,126
Calvin! I got your text
and came right over.

1894
01:30:08,293 --> 01:30:11,421
Where the hell have you been?
Why did you get out of a helicopter?

1895
01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:13,423
He)', Uh, Maggie.

1896
01:30:13,590 --> 01:30:14,716
Uh, hi!

1897
01:30:15,133 --> 01:30:16,759
Babe, why is Dr. Dan with you?

1898
01:30:17,135 --> 01:30:18,178
Well... Uh...

1899
01:30:18,553 --> 01:30:19,888
That's not Dr. Dan.

1900
01:30:20,054 --> 01:30:22,348
Allow me to properly introduce myself.

1901
01:30:22,515 --> 01:30:23,683
My name is Bob Stone,

1902
01:30:24,225 --> 01:30:26,895
the artist formerly known as
Robbie Wheirdicht.

1903
01:30:27,061 --> 01:30:28,104
I work for the CIA.

1904
01:30:28,271 --> 01:30:30,273
I roped your husband
into helping me track down a traitor,

1905
01:30:30,440 --> 01:30:33,234
who was gonna sell
military state secrets to a terrorist.

1906
01:30:33,401 --> 01:30:34,944
We did all that, we stopped them,

1907
01:30:35,111 --> 01:30:37,238
we saved the free world, and here we are.

1908
01:30:39,073 --> 01:30:40,408
What the hell is going on?

1909
01:30:40,575 --> 01:30:42,243
Okay, listen, listen.

1910
01:30:42,410 --> 01:30:44,412
I've been a fool. All right?

1911
01:30:44,579 --> 01:30:46,581
I thought that my life was a failure.

1912
01:30:46,748 --> 01:30:49,083
I thought that it wasn't special.
But it is special.

1913
01:30:49,250 --> 01:30:51,085
It's special because I have you in it.

1914
01:30:51,252 --> 01:30:54,422
You are my world.
You are what makes me special!

1915
01:30:54,964 --> 01:30:57,133
You're everything to me, Mags.

1916
01:30:57,300 --> 01:30:58,593
I love you.

1917
01:30:59,260 --> 01:31:00,428
I love you.

1918
01:31:05,099 --> 01:31:06,100
Okay.

1919
01:31:07,268 --> 01:31:09,103
Here come the waterworks.

1920
01:31:09,270 --> 01:31:11,272
I promised myself I wouldn't do this.

1921
01:31:13,942 --> 01:31:15,777
- Come on, come on.
- Okay.

1922
01:31:18,738 --> 01:31:20,448
- That's Robbie Wheirdicht?
- Yeah.

1923
01:31:42,804 --> 01:31:44,013
- Hi, Brian.
- Hi, Gail.

1924
01:31:44,180 --> 01:31:46,307
Guys, this isn't a good idea.
You know what?

1925
01:31:46,474 --> 01:31:48,768
I'll just meet you later.
I shouldn't have come.

1926
01:31:48,935 --> 01:31:49,936
Wait, wait, wait.

1927
01:31:50,103 --> 01:31:53,147
Bob, calm down, okay? Listen to me.

1928
01:31:53,314 --> 01:31:55,650
Tonight is not gonna be
how high school was for you 20 years ago.

1929
01:31:55,817 --> 01:31:57,026
I promise.

1930
01:31:57,193 --> 01:31:59,654
HOSTESS". Attention, pot tavor.

1931
01:31:59,862 --> 01:32:01,030
And now,

1932
01:32:01,197 --> 01:32:03,825
for the moment
you've all been waiting for,

1933
01:32:03,992 --> 01:32:08,538
tonight's vote for the reunion
homecoming king and queen!

1934
01:32:08,705 --> 01:32:10,373
We'll announce the queen in one moment.

1935
01:32:10,540 --> 01:32:13,001
But first, without further ado...

1936
01:32:13,501 --> 01:32:15,336
The new homecoming king

1937
01:32:15,503 --> 01:32:19,173
for the Central High School Centaurs,
Class of 1996 is...

1938
01:32:19,507 --> 01:32:20,717
I really gotta pee, Jet.

1939
01:32:20,883 --> 01:32:22,343
Bob Stone!

1940
01:32:24,842 --> 01:32:26,469
Do we have a Bob Stone?

1941
01:32:26,635 --> 01:32:28,888
Here he is,
Bob Stone, huh!

1942
01:32:29,680 --> 01:32:30,765
Yeah!

1943
01:32:31,932 --> 01:32:33,893
Go on, get your rock-hard ass up there.

1944
01:32:34,643 --> 01:32:35,644
For reals?

1945
01:32:35,811 --> 01:32:37,938
For reals, for reals. Go ahead, man.

1946
01:32:38,522 --> 01:32:39,523
Whoo!

1947
01:32:39,815 --> 01:32:41,358
You did it, big guy!

1948
01:32:47,281 --> 01:32:50,367
How did Bob Stone win homecoming king?

1949
01:32:50,701 --> 01:32:52,953
I hacked into the votes on the flight in.

1950
01:32:53,120 --> 01:32:56,082
Calvin Joyner, forensic accountant,
at your service.

1951
01:32:57,458 --> 01:32:59,835
I had no idea you could do that.

1952
01:33:00,544 --> 01:33:03,714
There's a lot of things
that you don't know about me, Maggie.

1953
01:33:04,256 --> 01:33:05,424
No, scratch that I said that.

1954
01:33:05,591 --> 01:33:07,134
It was supposed to
come out cool. It didn't.

1955
01:33:07,301 --> 01:33:08,385
It was something I thought of,
it was like a...

1956
01:33:08,552 --> 01:33:09,553
Forget it.

1957
01:33:11,138 --> 01:33:12,973
Well, well,
let's hear it for him!

1958
01:33:13,140 --> 01:33:14,600
Fat Robbie made good.

1959
01:33:14,767 --> 01:33:18,062
King Robbie Weird Dick, our naked mascot.

1960
01:33:18,229 --> 01:33:19,605
Still a scared little bitch.

1961
01:33:23,856 --> 01:33:25,066
I don't like bullies.

1962
01:33:28,861 --> 01:33:31,113
And the name is Bob Stone, bitch!

1963
01:33:31,405 --> 01:33:32,406
Whoa-whom.!

1964
01:33:33,074 --> 01:33:34,450
Come on, baby. Step over.

1965
01:33:38,412 --> 01:33:39,580
Hi, everyb0dy!

1966
01:33:40,539 --> 01:33:44,001
Most of you knew me back in high school as

1967
01:33:44,961 --> 01:33:46,462
Robbie Wheirdicht.

1968
01:33:46,671 --> 01:33:48,589
- That's Robbie Wheirdicht?
- No way!

1969
01:33:48,756 --> 01:33:50,758
I wore prescription pants every day.

1970
01:33:52,843 --> 01:33:55,096
Twenty years ago, in this gym,

1971
01:33:56,305 --> 01:33:58,265
I stood in front of you all

1972
01:33:59,100 --> 01:34:00,226
naked

1973
01:34:00,935 --> 01:34:02,353
and embarrassed.

1974
01:34:03,312 --> 01:34:05,231
Some of you might remember that day.

1975
01:34:06,399 --> 01:34:08,526
A lot of you probably even laughed.

1976
01:34:09,527 --> 01:34:11,195
But that's okay.

1977
01:34:12,279 --> 01:34:14,907
Tonight's gonna be different because

1978
01:34:15,074 --> 01:34:18,119
my best friend is here with me.

1979
01:34:20,287 --> 01:34:25,459
And he taught me what it means
to be the hero of your own story.

1980
01:34:28,212 --> 01:34:29,588
Would you hold this for me, please?

1981
01:34:31,298 --> 01:34:33,217
Being the hero of your own story

1982
01:34:33,384 --> 01:34:37,722
isn't about stopping bad guys
or climbing mountains.

1983
01:34:37,888 --> 01:34:41,017
It's about overcoming bullies
in your life,

1984
01:34:41,183 --> 01:34:44,103
whatever or whomever they may be.

1985
01:34:45,062 --> 01:34:47,732
It's about putting it all out there

1986
01:34:48,399 --> 01:34:49,442
for everyone

1987
01:34:50,818 --> 01:34:51,986
to see.

1988
01:34:52,820 --> 01:34:54,655
And it's realizing that, in life,

1989
01:34:54,822 --> 01:34:57,158
the most important thing that you can be

1990
01:34:58,284 --> 01:34:59,368
is yourself.

1991
01:35:00,119 --> 01:35:04,457
So, Central High, Class of 1996,

1992
01:35:05,416 --> 01:35:08,294
this is me, Robbie Wheirdicht.

1993
01:35:19,597 --> 01:35:22,183
Oh, my God! Bob just went commando!

1994
01:35:24,018 --> 01:35:25,603
Yes! Yes!

1995
01:35:30,066 --> 01:35:31,650
Way to go, Bob!

1996
01:35:32,526 --> 01:35:33,778
5e you!

1997
01:35:34,278 --> 01:35:36,363
Robbie!
Robbie! Robbie!

1998
01:35:36,530 --> 01:35:39,533
ALL". Robbie! Robbie! Robbie!

1999
01:35:45,039 --> 01:35:46,207
'Hey, man!

2000
01:35:46,373 --> 01:35:48,584
Dude, this is amazing!
I'm so happy for you!

2001
01:35:48,751 --> 01:35:50,461
Thank you, Jet! I feel so free!

2002
01:35:50,961 --> 01:35:52,004
- Come here.
- No,no, no.

2003
01:35:52,171 --> 01:35:53,923
Your 'gunk "vs out.

2004
01:35:54,298 --> 01:35:56,842
- Oh. Sorry, Jet.
- Excuse me.

2005
01:35:59,303 --> 01:36:00,638
Hi, Robbie.

2006
01:36:01,722 --> 01:36:03,808
- You probably don't remember me.
- Darla.

2007
01:36:05,059 --> 01:36:07,103
- Is that Darla McGuckian?
- Yeah.

2008
01:36:07,269 --> 01:36:09,522
Wow! She looks great!

2009
01:36:09,897 --> 01:36:11,273
Didn't she used to have a lazy eye?

2010
01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:12,775
- Two of them.
- Wow.

2011
01:36:12,942 --> 01:36:15,027
I can't believe you remember me.

2012
01:36:15,194 --> 01:36:16,654
Remember you?

2013
01:36:16,821 --> 01:36:18,364
How could I forget you?

2014
01:36:19,073 --> 01:36:22,868
You still have the same sweet smile,
the same sweet face.

2015
01:36:23,410 --> 01:36:26,247
But your hair's changed.
You used to wear it curlier.

2016
01:36:26,413 --> 01:36:27,665
I like it though.

2017
01:36:28,082 --> 01:36:29,750
You haven't changed at all.

2018
01:36:29,917 --> 01:36:31,460
Oh, I don't know.

2019
01:36:37,622 --> 01:36:39,458
You're still as beautiful as ever.

2020
01:36:39,750 --> 01:36:40,751
Oh.

2021
01:36:50,093 --> 01:36:51,845
- Yeah, Bob!
- Go, Bob!

2022
01:36:52,846 --> 01:36:54,348
No,no, no.

2023
01:37:01,563 --> 01:37:03,648
Oh, I got SpinnY-

2024
01:37:03,857 --> 01:37:05,609
Super spiflnY-

2025
01:37:08,236 --> 01:37:09,988
Yeah, that's nice.

2026
01:37:12,366 --> 01:37:13,367
That's my jam!

2027
01:37:13,533 --> 01:37:14,576
Go show them what you got.

2028
01:37:14,785 --> 01:37:15,786
All right, Darla.

2029
01:37:20,290 --> 01:37:22,667
- Good going, Bob!
- Come on, Bob!

2030
01:37:38,433 --> 01:37:39,976
- All right.
- Good luck!

2031
01:37:40,143 --> 01:37:41,395
- Love you.
- I love you.

2032
01:37:41,561 --> 01:37:43,397
I love you, too, little Golden Jet!

2033
01:37:46,108 --> 01:37:47,109
Mmm...

2034
01:37:47,275 --> 01:37:48,318
Okay. Uh...

2035
01:37:49,444 --> 01:37:50,987
How long do you think he's been there?

2036
01:37:51,738 --> 01:37:53,532
Hmm, probably since last night.

2037
01:37:54,157 --> 01:37:55,575
All right, babe, I'll see you later.

2038
01:37:55,742 --> 01:37:57,494
Have fun with your friend!

2039
01:38:03,041 --> 01:38:04,084
Who, me?

2040
01:38:04,251 --> 01:38:05,502
Yes, you.

2041
01:38:14,678 --> 01:38:16,012
Wow, Jet!

2042
01:38:16,179 --> 01:38:17,889
You look amazing!

2043
01:38:18,056 --> 01:38:19,850
- Do you think?
- Oh, what? Yes!

2044
01:38:20,016 --> 01:38:21,893
I just didn't know
the kind of look to go for

2045
01:38:22,060 --> 01:38:23,103
on my first day at the agency.

2046
01:38:23,270 --> 01:38:25,313
You look like a black Will Smith,
or something.

2047
01:38:25,522 --> 01:38:27,190
Okay, I'm not sure
if that's racist or not,

2048
01:38:27,357 --> 01:38:28,358
but I'll take it as a compliment.

2049
01:38:28,525 --> 01:38:29,901
All right, cool. Yeah, come on!

2050
01:38:30,068 --> 01:38:31,236
Okay.

2051
01:38:31,862 --> 01:38:33,071
All right. Don't be nervous.

2052
01:38:33,238 --> 01:38:35,031
You are gonna do great.
They're gonna love you!

2053
01:38:35,198 --> 01:38:36,575
Oh, Jet, Jet, Jet!

2054
01:38:36,741 --> 01:38:37,868
Um, before we go, man, uh...

2055
01:38:39,369 --> 01:38:40,495
I got a surprise for you.

2056
01:38:41,705 --> 01:38:43,582
Okay. What's the surprise?

2057
01:38:43,748 --> 01:38:46,376
You gotta close your eyes first.

2058
01:38:48,086 --> 01:38:49,254
Eyes are closed.

2059
01:38:49,421 --> 01:38:50,422
No peeking.

2060
01:38:55,969 --> 01:38:57,137
Open your eyes.

2061
01:39:01,391 --> 01:39:03,727
Is that my... Is that my jacket?

2062
01:39:03,935 --> 01:39:04,936
Yes!

2063
01:39:05,103 --> 01:39:07,105
- Bob, is that my jacket?
- Yes!

2064
01:39:07,272 --> 01:39:08,732
- No, wait a minute.
- Yes!

2065
01:39:08,899 --> 01:39:10,650
Oh, my God!

2066
01:39:10,942 --> 01:39:12,068
Dude, where'd you get this from?

2067
01:39:12,235 --> 01:39:15,906
Well, I sleep in it most nights,
but it's clean now, totally good. Yeah!

2068
01:39:16,072 --> 01:39:18,658
Man! You are the man! Yes!

2069
01:39:18,825 --> 01:39:21,703
- Family hug! What?
- Ooh. Okay.

2070
01:39:23,747 --> 01:39:24,915
All right, let's go!

2071
01:39:25,081 --> 01:39:26,374
- Okay.
- All right.

2072
01:39:40,764 --> 01:39:42,766
You still ride?

2073
01:39:43,266 --> 01:39:45,477
Cut!
The fire department's here.

2074
01:39:45,769 --> 01:39:48,146
All right. That's our cue, guys!

2075
01:39:49,105 --> 01:39:50,857
Here we are
shooting Central Intelligence.

2076
01:39:51,024 --> 01:39:53,026
They shut us down.
The fire trucks are out here.

2077
01:39:53,193 --> 01:39:54,736
- Shut the **** up!
- Get the **** out my video!

2078
01:39:54,903 --> 01:39:55,904
L'mma slap the dogshit out of you.

2079
01:39:56,071 --> 01:39:57,113
Why do you do your video behind me?

2080
01:39:57,280 --> 01:39:58,448
- I'm trying to do my video!
- This is my video!

2081
01:39:58,615 --> 01:40:00,116
- You're in my ****ing video!
- I'm pissed off.

2082
01:40:00,283 --> 01:40:02,661
Watch your mouth,
I'll slap the sh**out of you.

2083
01:40:03,828 --> 01:40:06,414
Okay. You have it your way.

2084
01:40:07,374 --> 01:40:09,334
You leave me no choice.

2085
01:40:10,627 --> 01:40:11,628
Pam...

2086
01:40:12,963 --> 01:40:13,964
Tickler! Tickler!

2087
01:40:14,130 --> 01:40:16,633
Where are the codes? Where are the codes?

2088
01:40:17,634 --> 01:40:19,135
It's just nice.

2089
01:40:20,804 --> 01:40:23,306
In here and it's kind of all...

2090
01:40:24,891 --> 01:40:26,268
- Oh, my God.
- Sorry.

2091
01:40:30,897 --> 01:40:32,232
- Can you do both?
- Yeah.

2092
01:40:32,607 --> 01:40:33,733
Oh, my God!

2093
01:40:36,945 --> 01:40:38,697
It's called "soul gazing."

2094
01:40:38,863 --> 01:40:42,492
Stare into my soul
and I'll stare into yours.

2095
01:40:42,659 --> 01:40:44,119
- Come in. Shh.
- You're not my wife!

2096
01:40:44,286 --> 01:40:45,662
Oh, that's it.

2097
01:40:47,497 --> 01:40:48,957
- Bob, I'm gonna...
- Shh.

2098
01:40:50,083 --> 01:40:51,334
I promise you'll never...

2099
01:40:52,752 --> 01:40:54,421
Let's keep on, keep on.

2100
01:40:54,588 --> 01:40:55,630
Okay,
for real this time.

2101
01:40:56,715 --> 01:40:58,758
It's for real.
This is for real, guys, yeah.

2102
01:40:59,217 --> 01:41:00,343
- That's it!
- Oh.

2103
01:41:00,510 --> 01:41:02,095
One more. Come on.

2104
01:41:02,262 --> 01:41:03,346
- I can't do this, I'm not...
- Shh.

2105
01:41:03,513 --> 01:41:06,182
Oh, my God. I ****ing had it.

2106
01:41:06,349 --> 01:41:07,350
Lock it! We're professionals.

2107
01:41:07,517 --> 01:41:09,352
- This is what we do. You ready?
- Come on, baby!

2108
01:41:09,519 --> 01:41:11,187
I'm gonna hit you. I told you!

2109
01:41:14,524 --> 01:41:15,525
Are you not a super tool?

2110
01:41:15,692 --> 01:41:17,986
You're not even Robbie Wheirdicht.
You're Bob Stone!

2111
01:41:18,695 --> 01:41:20,196
- I made that name up.
- So what?

2112
01:41:20,363 --> 01:41:21,865
- It's not real.
- What does that mean?

2113
01:41:22,032 --> 01:41:25,869
What,
you think Mr. T and Sting

2114
01:41:26,036 --> 01:41:27,329
and The Rock...

2115
01:41:27,495 --> 01:41:28,913
You think those guys are real?

2116
01:41:29,080 --> 01:41:32,125
That's a bunch of dumb-ass nicknames
by a bunch of dumb-ass people.

2117
01:47:17,252 --> 01:47:18,545
BOB". Fanny!

2118
01:47:38,189 --> 01:47:39,190
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