1 00:00:44,617 --> 00:00:46,369 Most of the time, it's like— 2 00:00:46,452 --> 00:00:47,453 I don't know. 3 00:00:47,537 --> 00:00:49,539 It's like there's this thick, black cloud 4 00:00:49,622 --> 00:00:50,790 covering everything. 5 00:00:53,251 --> 00:00:54,419 Like we see the world, 6 00:00:54,502 --> 00:00:57,171 but we don't really see the world, you know? 7 00:00:59,299 --> 00:01:00,967 We're all just stumbling around. 8 00:01:01,509 --> 00:01:03,385 Directionless. No sense of meaning. 9 00:01:03,468 --> 00:01:04,721 No sense of purpose. 10 00:01:07,599 --> 00:01:09,392 I know that might sound super depressing, 11 00:01:09,475 --> 00:01:12,437 but honestly, I think it's a good thing. 12 00:01:14,647 --> 00:01:17,066 Because it makes us appreciate the other times. 13 00:01:19,485 --> 00:01:21,321 Those brief, transcendent moments 14 00:01:21,404 --> 00:01:24,115 when the lights flicker on, the black cloud parts, 15 00:01:24,199 --> 00:01:26,034 and you see the world for what it really is. 16 00:01:26,117 --> 00:01:28,161 Oh. 17 00:01:31,581 --> 00:01:33,666 And suddenly there's meaning. 18 00:01:34,626 --> 00:01:36,211 Suddenly there's purpose. 19 00:01:43,259 --> 00:01:45,178 So, uh, do you— 20 00:01:45,261 --> 00:01:48,223 Oh, shit. Shit. Shit, shit, shit. 21 00:01:48,723 --> 00:01:51,684 Shit. 22 00:01:57,732 --> 00:01:58,733 If you're lucky, 23 00:01:58,816 --> 00:02:00,818 you'll experience this once in your lifetime. 24 00:02:00,902 --> 00:02:02,695 Goddamn, that was… 25 00:02:03,238 --> 00:02:04,656 - That was smooth. - Yeah. 26 00:02:04,739 --> 00:02:05,740 For me… 27 00:02:05,823 --> 00:02:06,866 So smooth. 28 00:02:06,950 --> 00:02:08,116 …it happened twice. 29 00:02:09,452 --> 00:02:11,579 The first was the day I met Josh. 30 00:02:11,663 --> 00:02:12,956 Uh, I'm Josh. 31 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,041 I'm Iris. 32 00:02:16,334 --> 00:02:17,502 And the second… 33 00:02:19,587 --> 00:02:21,005 the day I killed him. 34 00:02:33,643 --> 00:02:34,644 Iris, wake up. 35 00:02:40,483 --> 00:02:41,609 Hey, sleepyhead. 36 00:02:43,403 --> 00:02:44,529 How long was I out? 37 00:02:44,612 --> 00:02:47,282 Uh, for a while. 38 00:02:47,365 --> 00:02:50,034 Yeah, you were zonked out there pretty good. 39 00:02:50,577 --> 00:02:53,454 I was having the most wonderful dream. 40 00:02:53,538 --> 00:02:55,206 Oh, yeah? About me? 41 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:58,543 Well, that is very presumptuous, but… 42 00:02:58,626 --> 00:02:59,460 Yeah. 43 00:03:00,003 --> 00:03:02,630 - …yes. - Yes. Knew it. 44 00:03:02,714 --> 00:03:03,798 Was it sexy times? 45 00:03:03,882 --> 00:03:05,300 No, you deviant. 46 00:03:05,383 --> 00:03:06,885 - Little bit of sexy times? - No, I was— 47 00:03:06,968 --> 00:03:07,969 - Was my shirt off? - No, 48 00:03:08,052 --> 00:03:10,221 I was dreaming about the day we met. 49 00:03:11,097 --> 00:03:12,682 It was all so perfect. 50 00:03:13,433 --> 00:03:15,268 Remember how perfect it all was? 51 00:03:15,852 --> 00:03:17,687 Yeah, no. No, how could I forget? 52 00:03:18,563 --> 00:03:21,524 The supermarket, the oranges. 53 00:03:27,113 --> 00:03:28,156 What road is this? 54 00:03:28,239 --> 00:03:29,866 It's not showing up on the GPS. 55 00:03:30,742 --> 00:03:31,951 I don't think this is the road. 56 00:03:32,035 --> 00:03:33,870 Think this might be the driveway. 57 00:04:04,525 --> 00:04:05,944 You have arrived 58 00:04:06,027 --> 00:04:07,570 at your destination. 59 00:04:07,654 --> 00:04:09,072 Thank you, Josh's car. 60 00:04:11,574 --> 00:04:12,659 Thank you, car. 61 00:04:13,326 --> 00:04:14,494 Pop the trunk. 62 00:04:14,577 --> 00:04:15,537 Popping trunk. 63 00:04:17,539 --> 00:04:18,623 Fuck me. 64 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:21,251 Kat called this place 65 00:04:21,334 --> 00:04:23,169 a "little rustic cabin in the woods." 66 00:04:23,253 --> 00:04:24,587 I think we might have differing opinions 67 00:04:24,671 --> 00:04:26,923 on the meaning of the word "cabin." 68 00:04:27,924 --> 00:04:29,509 Also "rustic." 69 00:04:30,635 --> 00:04:31,803 Also "little." 70 00:04:38,268 --> 00:04:39,477 What? 71 00:04:41,604 --> 00:04:44,190 Iris. Come on. You know you can't lie to me. 72 00:04:44,274 --> 00:04:45,316 Tell me what's wrong. 73 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,776 I'm gonna do something stupid. 74 00:04:46,859 --> 00:04:48,236 I'm gonna say something stupid. 75 00:04:48,319 --> 00:04:50,238 I'm gonna embarrass you. They're gonna laugh at me. 76 00:04:50,321 --> 00:04:52,407 They're gonna hate me. They already hate me. 77 00:04:52,490 --> 00:04:53,491 Jesus Christ, Iris. 78 00:04:53,575 --> 00:04:55,034 We've been planning this trip for months, 79 00:04:55,118 --> 00:04:56,995 and this is all just coming out now? 80 00:04:57,078 --> 00:04:58,538 Like 20 feet from the fucking door? 81 00:05:01,165 --> 00:05:02,250 Look, look. Hey. 82 00:05:03,626 --> 00:05:05,128 My friends don't hate you. 83 00:05:05,211 --> 00:05:06,212 Kat does. 84 00:05:06,296 --> 00:05:08,715 Yeah, m-maybe, but Kat hates everybody. 85 00:05:09,465 --> 00:05:11,885 I just don't wanna screw everything up. 86 00:05:11,968 --> 00:05:14,762 Come on, Beep-Boop. You're not gonna screw everything up. 87 00:05:14,846 --> 00:05:17,682 Just relax, you know? 88 00:05:17,765 --> 00:05:19,934 Don't be all mopey and weird. 89 00:05:20,018 --> 00:05:21,519 Just remember to— 90 00:05:21,603 --> 00:05:23,897 remember to smile and act happy. 91 00:05:24,439 --> 00:05:25,440 Okay? 92 00:05:29,444 --> 00:05:32,739 Yay! You made it. Fucking finally. 93 00:05:32,822 --> 00:05:35,533 Okay, so when you said remote, I thought you meant, like, 94 00:05:35,617 --> 00:05:37,202 a couple miles off the highway. 95 00:05:37,285 --> 00:05:39,787 I didn't realize you meant edge of fucking civilization. 96 00:05:39,871 --> 00:05:41,206 Oh, don't be so dramatic, Josh. 97 00:05:41,289 --> 00:05:43,249 - It's not that far. - Okay, hard disagree. 98 00:05:47,337 --> 00:05:49,380 Uh, hello, Iris. 99 00:05:49,464 --> 00:05:51,424 Hi, Kat. It's so good to see you. 100 00:05:52,383 --> 00:05:53,384 So good. 101 00:05:57,055 --> 00:05:58,890 Everyone, look who I found. 102 00:05:58,973 --> 00:06:00,391 - Hey, Patrick. - Hey. 103 00:06:00,475 --> 00:06:01,976 Look at you in the kitchen, man. 104 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:04,103 Yeah, look at me. Welcome. I would give you a hug, 105 00:06:04,187 --> 00:06:06,397 but I've got scallop hands. Sorry. 106 00:06:06,481 --> 00:06:08,775 Okay, well, I appreciate that. Where's— 107 00:06:08,858 --> 00:06:11,194 - There he is! - Hey! 108 00:06:11,277 --> 00:06:14,614 Joshyboy, Joshyboy. 109 00:06:14,697 --> 00:06:15,698 Hey, buddy. 110 00:06:15,782 --> 00:06:16,991 You too, girl. Get in here. 111 00:06:17,075 --> 00:06:19,244 - Hi. How are you? - Hi! How are you? 112 00:06:19,327 --> 00:06:21,829 I'm good. Uh, I'm… drunk. 113 00:06:21,913 --> 00:06:24,207 - Oh. - Good. This is good. 114 00:06:25,208 --> 00:06:27,210 Oh, and, Josh, you remember Sergey. 115 00:06:27,293 --> 00:06:28,294 Hey. 116 00:06:31,923 --> 00:06:35,176 Hey, Sergey. Nice to see you again. 117 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:36,970 - Likewise, my friend. - Oh. 118 00:06:37,053 --> 00:06:38,555 Likewise. 119 00:06:38,638 --> 00:06:42,559 And this beautiful creation must be Iris. 120 00:06:42,642 --> 00:06:44,310 - Hello. - Mmm. 121 00:06:44,394 --> 00:06:45,228 Such pleasure. 122 00:06:45,311 --> 00:06:46,938 I have heard lot about this one. 123 00:06:47,021 --> 00:06:50,108 Really? All good I hope. 124 00:06:54,779 --> 00:06:58,491 Your lake house, it's really— it's incredible. 125 00:06:58,575 --> 00:07:00,034 - Yeah, and so secluded. - Yeah. 126 00:07:00,118 --> 00:07:02,203 I mean, I think the last place we passed 127 00:07:02,287 --> 00:07:03,872 was like ten miles back. 128 00:07:03,955 --> 00:07:06,457 Seventeen. And I paid for this. 129 00:07:06,541 --> 00:07:08,585 Privacy does not come cheap, my friends. 130 00:07:08,668 --> 00:07:10,378 Not cheap at all. 131 00:07:10,461 --> 00:07:11,963 Don't tell me you own the whole lake. 132 00:07:12,046 --> 00:07:15,842 No, no, no. Don't be silly. Just all the land around it. 133 00:07:17,010 --> 00:07:18,219 But let's get you guys a drink. 134 00:07:18,303 --> 00:07:20,179 What do you like? Beer, cocktail, wine? 135 00:07:20,263 --> 00:07:23,224 I'm fine. More than anything, I just need a shower. 136 00:07:23,308 --> 00:07:25,018 Katyonak, what room they are in? 137 00:07:25,101 --> 00:07:27,061 Uh, up the stairs, down the hall, 138 00:07:27,145 --> 00:07:28,563 - last door on the left. - Okay. 139 00:07:28,646 --> 00:07:30,982 - I'll see you later. Yeah. - Okay, I'll see you. Bye. 140 00:07:30,982 --> 00:07:40,982 Subtitle www.movieddl.me 141 00:08:37,507 --> 00:08:38,591 Smile. 142 00:08:42,262 --> 00:08:43,680 Act happy. 143 00:08:44,931 --> 00:08:47,767 Okay, continue. Continue with the story. 144 00:08:48,309 --> 00:08:50,353 Anyway, so I was 145 00:08:50,436 --> 00:08:53,898 wearing this ridiculously elaborate Dracula costume, 146 00:08:53,982 --> 00:08:57,360 and I didn't know a single person, as I said. 147 00:08:57,443 --> 00:08:59,612 So I'm standing by the snack table 148 00:08:59,696 --> 00:09:03,366 just munching on carrots and something 149 00:09:03,449 --> 00:09:05,618 - that looked like hummus— - It wasn't hummus. 150 00:09:05,702 --> 00:09:06,703 It was not hummus. 151 00:09:06,786 --> 00:09:09,205 It was not hummus, I don't think, but I— 152 00:09:09,789 --> 00:09:11,791 I feel a tap on my shoulder. 153 00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:14,002 And so I turn around, 154 00:09:14,878 --> 00:09:20,174 and there's this green, puffy dinosaur 155 00:09:20,258 --> 00:09:21,467 just staring me down. 156 00:09:22,343 --> 00:09:24,053 And inside its head, 157 00:09:24,137 --> 00:09:27,849 I hear this very muffled, very annoyed voice say… 158 00:09:28,808 --> 00:09:31,060 "You're standing on my tail." 159 00:09:31,144 --> 00:09:34,480 So I turn around, I look down, and sure enough, 160 00:09:34,564 --> 00:09:37,859 I'm standing on his little dino tail. 161 00:09:37,942 --> 00:09:40,820 So I step off and apologize. 162 00:09:40,904 --> 00:09:43,489 And he takes his head off, 163 00:09:44,032 --> 00:09:46,534 and I'm looking at the most beautiful man 164 00:09:46,618 --> 00:09:48,286 that I've ever seen in my life. 165 00:09:49,871 --> 00:09:51,623 So, did you meet this beautiful man 166 00:09:51,706 --> 00:09:54,459 - after you met Eli, or… - Okay, you know what? Shut up. 167 00:09:54,542 --> 00:09:56,502 - Was that a scallop? - That was a scallop. 168 00:09:56,586 --> 00:09:59,005 - Actually hit me. - Yeah, I took baseball. 169 00:09:59,088 --> 00:09:59,923 Yes, you did. 170 00:10:00,006 --> 00:10:01,174 Well, when did you know? 171 00:10:03,259 --> 00:10:04,510 Uh, know what? 172 00:10:04,594 --> 00:10:05,595 That— 173 00:10:06,221 --> 00:10:07,931 That he was the one. 174 00:10:08,014 --> 00:10:09,182 Oh. 175 00:10:10,016 --> 00:10:11,184 Right then and there. 176 00:10:11,267 --> 00:10:14,020 I know it's gonna sound cheesy, but the moment— 177 00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:17,982 the moment we locked eyes, something inside of me just… 178 00:10:19,317 --> 00:10:20,526 clicked into place. 179 00:10:20,610 --> 00:10:22,445 Doesn't sound cheesy at all. 180 00:10:22,946 --> 00:10:23,947 I get it. 181 00:10:26,366 --> 00:10:29,327 It's like there's this piece of you 182 00:10:29,410 --> 00:10:31,287 that you didn't even know was broken, 183 00:10:31,371 --> 00:10:32,372 and then… 184 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,751 suddenly it's— it's fixed. 185 00:10:38,419 --> 00:10:41,881 And you're— you're staring at this stranger, 186 00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:44,884 this person you've never met before, 187 00:10:46,135 --> 00:10:47,303 and you know… 188 00:10:48,846 --> 00:10:50,682 that for the rest of your life, 189 00:10:51,558 --> 00:10:56,479 you will do whatever it takes to make this person happy. 190 00:11:01,859 --> 00:11:02,860 Right? 191 00:11:02,944 --> 00:11:04,654 - Yeah. - Yeah. 192 00:11:04,737 --> 00:11:06,155 Yeah, totally. 193 00:11:10,201 --> 00:11:12,996 Patrick, this food is unbelievable. Thank you. 194 00:11:13,079 --> 00:11:14,914 Thank you, Sergey. That's so nice of you. 195 00:11:14,998 --> 00:11:16,124 Um, I'm glad you like it. 196 00:11:16,207 --> 00:11:17,709 He spoils me. I swear I've gained 197 00:11:17,792 --> 00:11:19,878 like ten pounds since we started dating. 198 00:11:19,961 --> 00:11:23,256 - Only ten? - Shut the fuck up. Okay? 199 00:11:24,799 --> 00:11:27,302 So, Sergey, what kind of work do you do? 200 00:11:27,927 --> 00:11:33,099 Oh, you know, I have fingers in many pots. 201 00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:38,479 My hands are not clean, my friend. 202 00:11:39,022 --> 00:11:40,773 It's a… 203 00:11:40,857 --> 00:11:45,194 …a very dirty business. 204 00:11:46,571 --> 00:11:47,739 Sergey seems— 205 00:11:48,406 --> 00:11:49,824 He seems nice. 206 00:11:49,908 --> 00:11:50,909 Oh, yeah. 207 00:11:50,992 --> 00:11:54,078 He's got everything you want in a man. 208 00:11:54,662 --> 00:11:57,916 Yeah, he's rich, intelligent. 209 00:11:57,999 --> 00:12:00,001 He's got a beautiful wife. 210 00:12:00,084 --> 00:12:03,671 Wife? So, he— Sergey's married? 211 00:12:03,755 --> 00:12:04,923 Mm-hmm. 212 00:12:05,006 --> 00:12:07,467 But you love— you love each other? 213 00:12:07,550 --> 00:12:10,303 Love? No. No, no, no. 214 00:12:10,386 --> 00:12:14,224 He'd have to think of me as a human being first. 215 00:12:14,307 --> 00:12:15,975 I don't understand. 216 00:12:16,809 --> 00:12:19,562 I'm an accessory, like his fucking car. 217 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:25,401 I wear what he wants. Eat what he wants. 218 00:12:25,485 --> 00:12:27,487 Fuck when he wants. 219 00:12:32,784 --> 00:12:34,202 Look who I'm talking to. 220 00:12:40,708 --> 00:12:42,377 Do you not like me, Kat? 221 00:12:45,171 --> 00:12:48,591 You know, it's not that I don't like you, Iris. 222 00:12:49,425 --> 00:12:51,302 It's the idea of you. 223 00:12:51,803 --> 00:12:53,471 You make me feel so… 224 00:12:55,723 --> 00:12:56,724 replaceable. 225 00:12:58,017 --> 00:12:59,352 Replaceable? 226 00:13:00,728 --> 00:13:03,398 Nobody could replace you, Kat. 227 00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:05,024 I mean, you're Kat. 228 00:13:05,108 --> 00:13:07,443 And you're so fearless. It's inspiring. 229 00:13:07,527 --> 00:13:09,279 I wish I could be more like you, but… 230 00:13:11,656 --> 00:13:13,449 …you know, I wasn't built that way. 231 00:13:14,534 --> 00:13:15,785 I just… 232 00:13:16,744 --> 00:13:18,663 I feel like there's always something inside of me 233 00:13:18,746 --> 00:13:19,747 holding me back. 234 00:13:45,315 --> 00:13:47,442 No, no, no. 235 00:13:49,527 --> 00:13:50,528 Come on. 236 00:13:59,204 --> 00:14:00,496 Okay, get up, bitch. 237 00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:02,498 - Get up! Come on! - No. Oh, God. 238 00:14:02,582 --> 00:14:04,375 - Come on! - That's right. 239 00:14:05,043 --> 00:14:06,252 - You too. - What the fuck? 240 00:14:06,336 --> 00:14:07,629 Put that phone away and get up. 241 00:14:07,712 --> 00:14:09,297 - Okay. - Get your asses up. 242 00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:11,216 - Come on. - Come on! 243 00:14:59,138 --> 00:15:00,390 Iris, what are you doing? 244 00:15:24,914 --> 00:15:27,208 Ah! 245 00:15:41,306 --> 00:15:43,057 I'm so glad we did this. 246 00:15:44,767 --> 00:15:46,769 Being here with you is just perfect. 247 00:15:48,021 --> 00:15:49,022 Uh-huh. 248 00:15:50,565 --> 00:15:54,569 I'm sorry if I was being weird or mopey earlier. 249 00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:02,410 I just want you to be happy, Josh. That's all. 250 00:16:02,493 --> 00:16:04,078 Iris, go to sleep. 251 00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:22,597 It's such a gorgeous day out. 252 00:16:23,598 --> 00:16:24,933 Uh, what's the weather? 253 00:16:25,475 --> 00:16:27,060 It's currently 72 degrees 254 00:16:27,143 --> 00:16:29,812 with an 83% chance of rain in the evening. 255 00:16:29,896 --> 00:16:31,397 It never gets old. 256 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:40,365 - You almost ready? - Oh, I'm sorry, babe. 257 00:16:40,448 --> 00:16:41,908 I think I need some time to shower 258 00:16:41,991 --> 00:16:43,576 and pound a few gallons of coffee. 259 00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:44,911 Why don't, uh— 260 00:16:44,994 --> 00:16:47,038 Why don't you head down there by yourself? 261 00:16:47,121 --> 00:16:48,623 But it was your idea. 262 00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:52,293 You said you wanted a nice, relaxing morning by the lake. 263 00:16:52,377 --> 00:16:55,129 I know, but that's before the hangover caught up with me. 264 00:16:55,213 --> 00:16:57,465 Last night was a lot. 265 00:16:58,508 --> 00:17:00,009 You had fun though, right? 266 00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:02,971 Of course I did, Beep-Boop. 267 00:17:03,972 --> 00:17:05,306 Last night was incredible. 268 00:17:19,028 --> 00:17:20,445 You want me to wait? 269 00:17:21,572 --> 00:17:23,825 We could make the shower for two. 270 00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:28,413 Nah, no, no. That's okay. Um… 271 00:17:29,455 --> 00:17:30,540 You go on ahead. 272 00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:33,626 Enjoy as much of this gorgeous day as you can. 273 00:17:35,962 --> 00:17:37,380 - Okay. - Yeah. 274 00:17:37,463 --> 00:17:38,590 Hmm. 275 00:19:18,231 --> 00:19:19,440 Sorry? 276 00:19:19,524 --> 00:19:20,942 Means "good morning." 277 00:19:21,901 --> 00:19:23,278 Oh, yes. 278 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,780 Dobroe utro to you too. 279 00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:28,741 Hey, your Russian is not bad. 280 00:19:28,825 --> 00:19:32,412 It is not good, but also it is not bad. 281 00:19:35,373 --> 00:19:36,374 Nice view. 282 00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:44,966 To love. 283 00:19:53,641 --> 00:19:54,726 Mmm. 284 00:19:54,809 --> 00:19:55,810 You like? 285 00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:58,313 I think I'm actually going to head back inside. 286 00:19:59,522 --> 00:20:00,523 So soon? 287 00:20:00,607 --> 00:20:01,983 Yeah… 288 00:20:02,066 --> 00:20:03,693 Josh wasn't feeling great this morning, 289 00:20:03,776 --> 00:20:05,153 so I think I should check in on him. 290 00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:07,989 Josh is big boy. He can take care of himself. 291 00:20:08,072 --> 00:20:09,991 Stay. Keep Sergey company. 292 00:20:11,618 --> 00:20:13,494 I really think I should see him. 293 00:20:15,663 --> 00:20:16,664 You… 294 00:20:18,082 --> 00:20:19,584 like lake house, yes? 295 00:20:21,419 --> 00:20:22,420 Yeah. 296 00:20:22,503 --> 00:20:25,048 You enjoy your time here? 297 00:20:25,131 --> 00:20:27,258 Mm-hmm. Yeah, very much. 298 00:20:27,342 --> 00:20:31,095 Then as guest, please stay. 299 00:20:31,179 --> 00:20:33,514 Keep this old Russian man company. 300 00:20:36,643 --> 00:20:38,728 - Okay. - Wonderful. 301 00:20:38,811 --> 00:20:39,812 Mmm. 302 00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:51,950 Oh. 303 00:20:53,409 --> 00:20:54,410 You mind? 304 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:57,497 Just back and shoulders. 305 00:20:57,580 --> 00:20:59,415 - It's tough to reach. - Oh. 306 00:20:59,499 --> 00:21:01,459 Don't want to get too tan. 307 00:21:11,636 --> 00:21:12,637 Okay. 308 00:21:15,598 --> 00:21:16,599 Mmm. 309 00:21:20,103 --> 00:21:22,146 And shoulders, please. 310 00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:23,398 Okay. 311 00:21:38,288 --> 00:21:39,414 What are you doing? 312 00:21:41,207 --> 00:21:44,419 It's not problem. This Kat's idea. 313 00:21:44,961 --> 00:21:46,921 She tell Sergey you are down here. 314 00:21:47,463 --> 00:21:48,882 Give Sergey permission. 315 00:21:50,341 --> 00:21:52,176 Let go of my hand, please. 316 00:21:52,260 --> 00:21:55,054 This is what you do, yes? 317 00:21:55,138 --> 00:21:57,765 This is what you are for. 318 00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:02,228 - Mmm. - Please. 319 00:22:02,979 --> 00:22:04,105 Please stop. 320 00:22:06,691 --> 00:22:08,109 I was drunk. I mean, you— 321 00:22:08,192 --> 00:22:09,152 Last night, it was crazy. 322 00:22:09,235 --> 00:22:10,194 You were extremely drunk. 323 00:22:10,278 --> 00:22:12,196 You were drunk too. Like, more drunk than I got. 324 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,907 I don't really get drunk. It's like this gift. 325 00:22:13,990 --> 00:22:15,825 Like, people get bloated and stuff, and not me. 326 00:22:15,909 --> 00:22:17,952 - Like, never happens. - Never get bloated. 327 00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:19,996 Never. It's like I could drink and do whatever I want. 328 00:22:20,079 --> 00:22:22,207 - It's like you get dehydrated. - Yeah, just, like— 329 00:22:22,290 --> 00:22:23,541 What the fuck? 330 00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:25,710 Oh, shit. 331 00:22:25,793 --> 00:22:28,588 Iris, what the fuck? 332 00:22:30,548 --> 00:22:31,966 I didn't mean to. He— 333 00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:35,178 He forced himself on me. 334 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,721 Who did? 335 00:22:37,972 --> 00:22:38,973 Sergey? 336 00:22:40,141 --> 00:22:41,392 Mmm. 337 00:22:41,476 --> 00:22:42,644 Please. 338 00:22:42,727 --> 00:22:45,396 Sergey just want little taste. 339 00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:50,985 I just wanted him to stop. 340 00:22:52,612 --> 00:22:54,948 Oh, God. Sergey. 341 00:22:57,992 --> 00:23:01,621 Iris. Hey, look at me. Look at me. Talk me through it. 342 00:23:01,704 --> 00:23:02,789 What happened? 343 00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:05,333 I— 344 00:23:09,504 --> 00:23:10,588 I said stop! 345 00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:16,344 I didn't have a choice. 346 00:23:24,644 --> 00:23:25,728 Sergey? 347 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:44,163 He wouldn't let go. He was choking me, Josh. 348 00:23:48,042 --> 00:23:49,294 And then I— 349 00:23:49,377 --> 00:23:50,879 And then you what, Iris? Then you what? 350 00:23:56,175 --> 00:23:57,218 He was trying to kill me, 351 00:23:57,302 --> 00:23:58,428 and the only thing I could think about 352 00:23:58,511 --> 00:23:59,596 was that if he did kill me, 353 00:23:59,679 --> 00:24:01,180 I'd never get to see you again, 354 00:24:01,264 --> 00:24:03,892 and that hurt so much more than the pain of being choked! 355 00:24:03,975 --> 00:24:05,435 I wouldn't let that happen. 356 00:24:05,518 --> 00:24:06,811 I couldn't let him take me away from you. 357 00:24:06,895 --> 00:24:08,813 I love you so much! 358 00:24:08,897 --> 00:24:10,189 Iris, go to sleep. 359 00:24:21,659 --> 00:24:23,411 Okay. Don't forget her ankles, okay? 360 00:24:23,912 --> 00:24:25,079 Okay. 361 00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:26,581 Are you sure this is gonna hold? 362 00:24:26,664 --> 00:24:28,124 Yeah, no, it's fine. 363 00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:29,584 She's not superhuman or anything. 364 00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:31,794 She's only as strong as they want her to be. 365 00:24:54,567 --> 00:24:55,777 Handcuff knot. 366 00:24:58,696 --> 00:25:00,532 - Hey. - Hey. 367 00:25:00,615 --> 00:25:01,866 How's she doing? 368 00:25:01,950 --> 00:25:04,285 She's asleep. I gave her two Xanax. 369 00:25:04,369 --> 00:25:06,579 Xanaxes? Xani? 370 00:25:06,663 --> 00:25:08,957 - Whatever, she's asleep. - Okay, good. Good. 371 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,500 So… 372 00:25:12,001 --> 00:25:13,002 what do we do now? 373 00:25:13,086 --> 00:25:14,879 Uh, I mean, the only thing we can do. 374 00:25:14,963 --> 00:25:17,257 We call the cops. We tell them everything. 375 00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:18,466 Right, yeah. 376 00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:20,552 - Yeah. - But what about… 377 00:25:21,886 --> 00:25:25,598 Well, uh, obviously I'll need to, uh, you know. 378 00:25:26,808 --> 00:25:28,518 I just don't understand how this could have happened. 379 00:25:28,601 --> 00:25:30,186 Don't they have safeguards for this kind of shit? 380 00:25:30,270 --> 00:25:31,521 I have no idea. 381 00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:33,898 Like a glitch maybe? 382 00:25:34,649 --> 00:25:35,733 Yeah. 383 00:25:38,027 --> 00:25:40,905 Okay. Okay, so… 384 00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:44,200 I'll call the cops, and you will… 385 00:25:44,284 --> 00:25:46,160 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 386 00:25:46,244 --> 00:25:49,122 Sorry, do you mind, um, taking it outside? 387 00:25:49,205 --> 00:25:52,709 Just 'cause… I— I wanna say goodbye. 388 00:25:54,961 --> 00:25:55,962 Yeah. 389 00:25:56,045 --> 00:25:57,672 - Yeah, buddy. Sure. - Yeah, thanks. 390 00:26:07,765 --> 00:26:08,933 Iris, wake up. 391 00:26:09,017 --> 00:26:10,018 …be lost without you! 392 00:26:10,101 --> 00:26:12,645 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, it's okay. You're okay. 393 00:26:12,729 --> 00:26:14,772 - You're okay. I'm here. Hey. - Josh. 394 00:26:14,856 --> 00:26:16,357 Listen to me. 395 00:26:16,441 --> 00:26:19,736 Wait. Why are my hands tied? Why are my hands tied, Josh? 396 00:26:19,819 --> 00:26:22,113 Iris. We didn't have a choice. We didn't have a choice. 397 00:26:22,196 --> 00:26:23,907 You murdered Sergey. You remember? 398 00:26:23,990 --> 00:26:24,824 No, no, no, no. 399 00:26:24,908 --> 00:26:26,576 It was self-defense. He was gonna kill me. 400 00:26:26,659 --> 00:26:28,620 He was gonna kill me. You gotta believe me. 401 00:26:28,703 --> 00:26:30,205 No, I believe you, Iris. 402 00:26:30,288 --> 00:26:32,040 I mean, you couldn't lie to me even if you wanted to. 403 00:26:32,749 --> 00:26:33,750 What? 404 00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:37,212 It's, um, part of your programming. 405 00:26:38,087 --> 00:26:40,590 Programming? What the hell are you talking about? 406 00:26:42,217 --> 00:26:43,593 Okay, um… 407 00:26:43,676 --> 00:26:46,012 Sorry, there's just no delicate way to say this. 408 00:26:46,095 --> 00:26:50,099 So, I'm just gonna rip the Band-Aid right off. 409 00:26:52,101 --> 00:26:53,436 You're a robot. 410 00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:57,649 I'm… 411 00:26:57,732 --> 00:26:59,025 A robot. 412 00:27:00,693 --> 00:27:05,240 More specifically, you're a companion robot. 413 00:27:06,491 --> 00:27:09,118 A companion robot? 414 00:27:09,202 --> 00:27:11,037 Yeah, it's like a, um… 415 00:27:11,996 --> 00:27:14,749 I hate the word "fuckbot." 416 00:27:14,832 --> 00:27:17,544 Um, 'cause you do so much more than that, but, uh… 417 00:27:18,836 --> 00:27:21,381 You're an emotional support robot… 418 00:27:22,715 --> 00:27:23,883 that fucks. 419 00:27:25,635 --> 00:27:26,719 You're joking, right? 420 00:27:26,803 --> 00:27:28,721 - This is just a sick— - Iris, what's the weather? 421 00:27:28,805 --> 00:27:29,806 It's currently 72 degrees 422 00:27:29,889 --> 00:27:32,225 with an 83% chance of rain in the evening. 423 00:27:36,479 --> 00:27:37,313 - Are— - Hmm. 424 00:27:37,397 --> 00:27:39,148 Are you still not convinced? 425 00:27:39,232 --> 00:27:40,858 Yeah, okay, uh… 426 00:27:42,110 --> 00:27:43,152 Let's see. 427 00:27:43,236 --> 00:27:44,988 Iris, do you know any foreign languages? 428 00:27:45,071 --> 00:27:47,490 Can you speak, say, Spanish? 429 00:27:47,574 --> 00:27:49,993 Josh, you know no sé hablar español. 430 00:27:51,536 --> 00:27:52,537 ¿Qué? 431 00:27:52,620 --> 00:27:54,372 How about Chinese? 432 00:27:56,624 --> 00:27:57,709 Do I need to keep going? 433 00:27:57,792 --> 00:27:59,210 'Cause I can go, uh… 434 00:27:59,294 --> 00:28:01,546 I can do Portuguese. I can do Korean. 435 00:28:01,629 --> 00:28:02,797 I can do, uh… 436 00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:06,384 I don't know what Telugu is, but apparently you speak it. 437 00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:08,261 I don't— I don't understand. 438 00:28:08,803 --> 00:28:09,971 I— 439 00:28:10,054 --> 00:28:11,431 No, no, no. I have memories. 440 00:28:11,514 --> 00:28:14,976 Uh, uh… College. Uh, summer jobs. I've— 441 00:28:15,059 --> 00:28:17,437 I've been to Japan. Twice. 442 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:18,813 Okay, so what those are— 443 00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:19,898 Those are, um… 444 00:28:19,981 --> 00:28:22,317 They're like outlines of memories. 445 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,904 You know, just enough to give you a little, uh, backstory. 446 00:28:25,987 --> 00:28:28,114 The— The— The day we met in the grocery store. 447 00:28:28,198 --> 00:28:31,784 You and the oranges. That is not an outline of a memory. 448 00:28:31,868 --> 00:28:33,661 Yeah, it's fake. Never happened. 449 00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:34,746 I just randomly picked it 450 00:28:34,829 --> 00:28:36,164 from a drop-down list of meet-cutes. 451 00:28:36,247 --> 00:28:38,875 It could've been anywhere. It could've been dog park, 452 00:28:38,958 --> 00:28:42,045 a bookstore, farmer's market. 453 00:28:44,130 --> 00:28:45,423 It never happened? 454 00:28:46,549 --> 00:28:48,092 Okay, do, um— 455 00:28:48,176 --> 00:28:51,012 Do you wanna know how we met? Like, how we really met? 456 00:28:56,559 --> 00:28:58,353 Hey. Josh Beeman? 457 00:28:58,895 --> 00:29:00,688 - Yeah, that's me. - Okay. 458 00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:02,190 - Yeah, come on in. - Thank you. 459 00:29:09,197 --> 00:29:10,198 Sorry. 460 00:29:11,616 --> 00:29:12,825 How you doing? 461 00:29:17,038 --> 00:29:18,998 Okay, this is the user agreement. 462 00:29:19,082 --> 00:29:20,124 - Okay. - Just give it a read 463 00:29:20,208 --> 00:29:22,168 and then sign at the bottom when you're done. 464 00:29:22,919 --> 00:29:23,920 Um… 465 00:29:30,677 --> 00:29:32,011 So, um, what do I do 466 00:29:32,095 --> 00:29:35,348 when she, like, boots up or whatever? 467 00:29:35,848 --> 00:29:37,725 Well, once she's done syncing with your phone, 468 00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:39,477 you'll need to create a love link. 469 00:29:40,061 --> 00:29:41,980 - Love link? - Yeah. It establishes 470 00:29:42,063 --> 00:29:44,274 the emotional connection between you and… 471 00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:47,944 Iris. 472 00:29:48,027 --> 00:29:50,071 Just follow the vocal prompts when she wakes up. 473 00:29:50,154 --> 00:29:51,489 It's all pretty intuitive. 474 00:29:54,242 --> 00:29:57,328 Do they— Do they know that they're robots? 475 00:29:57,412 --> 00:29:58,413 Not at all. 476 00:29:58,496 --> 00:30:01,457 She'll be so fixated on you, your wants, your needs, 477 00:30:01,541 --> 00:30:02,834 that'll never even occur to her. 478 00:30:02,917 --> 00:30:04,627 The whole experience is customizable. 479 00:30:04,711 --> 00:30:07,005 You can change her voice, eye color, intelligence, 480 00:30:07,088 --> 00:30:09,841 and if you ever wanna revert back to her factory settings, 481 00:30:09,924 --> 00:30:12,260 there is a thumbprint sensor behind her right ear. 482 00:30:12,343 --> 00:30:14,387 Just hold your thumb there for five seconds, 483 00:30:14,470 --> 00:30:15,471 she'll reset. 484 00:30:15,555 --> 00:30:18,266 You can— You can change their intelligence? 485 00:30:18,349 --> 00:30:19,642 Yeah, but don't worry. 486 00:30:19,726 --> 00:30:22,186 There's about a billion government regulations 487 00:30:22,270 --> 00:30:23,563 that force us to limit 488 00:30:23,646 --> 00:30:25,273 how strong and smart they can be. 489 00:30:25,356 --> 00:30:27,400 A hundred-percent intelligence would be the equivalent 490 00:30:27,483 --> 00:30:28,526 of an Ivy League grad. 491 00:30:28,610 --> 00:30:31,738 Zero percent would be a mindless automaton. 492 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,449 It really just depends on what kind of partner you want. 493 00:30:34,532 --> 00:30:37,202 She can't lie. So if you ask her a question, 494 00:30:37,285 --> 00:30:39,162 she literally has to tell you the truth. 495 00:30:39,245 --> 00:30:41,206 And for obvious reasons, her programming prevents her 496 00:30:41,289 --> 00:30:43,208 from causing harm to humans, animals, 497 00:30:43,291 --> 00:30:45,335 or other companions. Trust me, Mr. Beeman. 498 00:30:45,418 --> 00:30:46,961 You have nothing to worry about. 499 00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:49,255 Iris is completely docile. 500 00:30:49,339 --> 00:30:52,008 She's yours to do whatever you want with. 501 00:31:20,578 --> 00:31:23,373 To establish love link, please place your face 502 00:31:23,456 --> 00:31:26,125 within three feet of my field of vision. 503 00:31:41,683 --> 00:31:44,102 Please say your name. 504 00:31:46,896 --> 00:31:49,274 Josh Beeman. 505 00:31:52,777 --> 00:31:54,362 Thank you, Josh Beeman. 506 00:32:14,883 --> 00:32:16,801 Love link established. 507 00:32:28,354 --> 00:32:29,439 Hey, you. 508 00:32:31,649 --> 00:32:32,650 H-Hi. 509 00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:37,071 Um… 510 00:32:39,365 --> 00:32:40,366 Uh… 511 00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:42,827 So… 512 00:32:43,411 --> 00:32:45,788 Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. 513 00:32:45,872 --> 00:32:46,873 Oh, fuck! 514 00:32:48,583 --> 00:32:49,584 Oh, God! 515 00:32:53,963 --> 00:32:55,381 I don't understand. 516 00:32:56,841 --> 00:32:58,760 I feel things. 517 00:32:58,843 --> 00:33:02,805 Anger, guilt, sadness. I— 518 00:33:04,432 --> 00:33:06,768 I know what pain feels like. 519 00:33:06,851 --> 00:33:08,186 It's programming. 520 00:33:09,103 --> 00:33:10,897 It's just a way to make you seem more real. 521 00:33:10,980 --> 00:33:13,483 Everything you do, your whole life, 522 00:33:13,566 --> 00:33:15,360 it's just an imitation of a life. 523 00:33:17,278 --> 00:33:20,240 There— There we go. Perfect. Okay. 524 00:33:20,323 --> 00:33:22,784 This is just water. 525 00:33:22,867 --> 00:33:25,370 You know, it's from a reservoir in your body. 526 00:33:25,453 --> 00:33:26,663 It's like wiper fluid. 527 00:33:27,247 --> 00:33:29,832 I get it topped off every time I take you in to get serviced. 528 00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:31,084 Oh, God. I'm gonna be sick. 529 00:33:31,167 --> 00:33:32,544 No, you're not! 530 00:33:34,087 --> 00:33:35,255 Iris, it's programming. 531 00:33:35,338 --> 00:33:37,465 Stop saying that! 532 00:33:39,759 --> 00:33:42,262 Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm sorry. 533 00:33:42,345 --> 00:33:44,347 I know this must be a lot to process. 534 00:33:56,651 --> 00:33:57,986 Okay. 535 00:34:00,488 --> 00:34:01,573 Okay, what? 536 00:34:02,156 --> 00:34:03,408 I'm not real. 537 00:34:05,994 --> 00:34:07,495 But I'm still yours. 538 00:34:08,621 --> 00:34:11,708 We can get through this. We can go back home. 539 00:34:12,249 --> 00:34:14,084 I'll do whatever you want. 540 00:34:15,044 --> 00:34:18,046 I'll cook for you, wait on you, make love to you. 541 00:34:20,383 --> 00:34:21,758 I can make you happy, Josh. 542 00:34:21,843 --> 00:34:24,720 I can make you so, so, so, so happy. 543 00:34:27,307 --> 00:34:28,390 No. 544 00:34:28,932 --> 00:34:31,352 I'm sorry, Iris. That can't happen. 545 00:34:32,019 --> 00:34:33,271 Why not? 546 00:34:33,897 --> 00:34:35,857 Uh, what are you doing? 547 00:34:37,901 --> 00:34:39,151 - Nothing, okay? - What the fuck 548 00:34:39,235 --> 00:34:40,153 are you waiting for? 549 00:34:40,236 --> 00:34:41,821 - Shut her down already. - Shut me down? 550 00:34:41,905 --> 00:34:44,657 - Fuck, Kat. Jesus Christ! - What is she talking about? 551 00:34:44,740 --> 00:34:46,575 - Shut me down? Josh! - Nothing, nothing. Just— 552 00:34:46,659 --> 00:34:48,452 Will you excuse me for a second, Iris? 553 00:34:48,535 --> 00:34:49,537 Josh! Please! 554 00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:51,164 - Dude. - No, come on. 555 00:34:51,247 --> 00:34:52,415 Josh! 556 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:55,126 Josh. 557 00:35:02,425 --> 00:35:03,843 You can't do that, Kat. 558 00:35:03,927 --> 00:35:05,678 You can't tell a robot you're gonna shut it down. 559 00:35:05,762 --> 00:35:08,389 That's, like, not cool at all. 560 00:35:08,473 --> 00:35:11,100 Well, okay, I don't like surprises, Josh. 561 00:35:11,184 --> 00:35:13,353 This was not part of the plan. 562 00:35:13,436 --> 00:35:15,605 Look, I know, and I'm sorry, but I mean, 563 00:35:15,688 --> 00:35:17,273 considering everything she's done for us, 564 00:35:17,357 --> 00:35:19,484 I figured she was at least owed an explanation. 565 00:35:20,443 --> 00:35:21,444 And— 566 00:35:21,945 --> 00:35:23,571 Okay, look, I wanted to say goodbye. 567 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:24,656 Are you kidding? 568 00:35:24,739 --> 00:35:27,784 She's a piece of plastic that you have sex with. 569 00:35:27,867 --> 00:35:28,701 Ugh. 570 00:35:28,785 --> 00:35:31,329 Saying goodbye to her is like saying goodbye 571 00:35:31,412 --> 00:35:33,039 to the sock you jerk off in. 572 00:35:33,122 --> 00:35:34,666 Okay, she's not a sock. 573 00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:39,337 The plan hasn't changed, Kat. 574 00:35:39,420 --> 00:35:41,339 I'm just adding one tiny, extra step. 575 00:35:41,422 --> 00:35:43,758 Just a final farewell. And then I will switch 576 00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:45,218 all of her settings back to normal. 577 00:35:45,301 --> 00:35:48,096 And then, yeah, I'll shut her down permanently. 578 00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:49,806 - And then? - And then nothing. 579 00:35:49,889 --> 00:35:51,307 Then we crack open a bottle of champagne, 580 00:35:51,391 --> 00:35:52,809 and we wait for the cops to show up. 581 00:35:55,144 --> 00:35:56,521 I mean, the hard part's over. 582 00:35:57,897 --> 00:35:59,315 Which, by the way, 583 00:35:59,399 --> 00:36:01,025 like, holy fucking shit! Right? 584 00:36:01,109 --> 00:36:03,486 I mean, you plan, and you plan, you plan, 585 00:36:03,570 --> 00:36:05,071 and you, like, know it's gonna happen, 586 00:36:05,154 --> 00:36:06,739 but then, like, it happens, and you're like, 587 00:36:06,823 --> 00:36:08,449 "Holy fucking shit!" 588 00:36:09,659 --> 00:36:11,035 I mean, we did it! 589 00:36:11,119 --> 00:36:13,454 We did it. We, like, fucking did it. 590 00:36:16,165 --> 00:36:18,084 All— All right, all right. That's— That's good. 591 00:36:18,167 --> 00:36:19,836 - That's enough. - Okay, yeah, sorry. Right. 592 00:36:19,919 --> 00:36:22,046 Sorry. I still just can't believe it. 593 00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:24,674 Yeah, I know. It's so crazy. 594 00:36:24,757 --> 00:36:26,217 What the fuck is going on with you? 595 00:36:26,301 --> 00:36:27,719 Why are you not as excited as I am? 596 00:36:27,802 --> 00:36:30,346 No, I am. I'm excited. It's, um… 597 00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:33,433 It's just— It's just the Xanax Eli gave me. 598 00:36:33,933 --> 00:36:35,143 You actually took it? 599 00:36:35,226 --> 00:36:38,229 It's a Xanax, Josh. I'm not gonna not take it. 600 00:36:42,025 --> 00:36:44,402 Hey, Beep-Boop. Look, I'm so sorry about that. 601 00:36:45,153 --> 00:36:46,738 Everything's gonna be okay. We're— 602 00:36:48,823 --> 00:36:50,325 What are you doing? 603 00:36:50,992 --> 00:36:52,243 Oh, fuck. Iris, go to s— 604 00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:57,040 Help! 605 00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:01,294 Baby, I'm so sorry. 606 00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:11,429 He'll need an ice pack, 607 00:37:11,512 --> 00:37:13,431 and if there's any swelling, shortness of breath, 608 00:37:13,514 --> 00:37:15,475 wheezing, agitation or drowsiness, 609 00:37:15,558 --> 00:37:17,518 take him to the emergency room, okay? 610 00:37:17,602 --> 00:37:18,603 Um… 611 00:37:19,354 --> 00:37:20,688 okay. 612 00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:23,733 Yeah, she's tied up inside, so she's not going anywhere. 613 00:37:25,401 --> 00:37:26,444 Mm-hmm. 614 00:37:26,527 --> 00:37:28,112 Eli. Eli, Iris is— 615 00:37:28,196 --> 00:37:30,073 Baby, I'm on the phone. I can't hear. 616 00:37:40,208 --> 00:37:41,876 What's that? What am I looking at? 617 00:37:42,418 --> 00:37:43,253 A mod. 618 00:37:43,878 --> 00:37:44,754 A mod? 619 00:37:44,837 --> 00:37:46,673 And what does it mod? 620 00:37:48,758 --> 00:37:49,842 Iris. 621 00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:52,804 Gives me access to parts of her programming 622 00:37:52,887 --> 00:37:55,139 that you're not typically given access to. 623 00:37:56,266 --> 00:38:00,270 I'm sorry. Did you jailbreak your sexbot? 624 00:38:00,895 --> 00:38:02,105 What did you do to her? 625 00:38:02,689 --> 00:38:04,649 I bumped up her aggression 626 00:38:04,732 --> 00:38:07,068 and her self-defense functions. 627 00:38:07,151 --> 00:38:09,487 And I turned off the programming 628 00:38:09,571 --> 00:38:12,198 that prevents her from doing harm. 629 00:38:12,782 --> 00:38:15,368 But she escaped before I had the chance to reset her. 630 00:38:15,451 --> 00:38:18,246 So if Empathix finds her before we do, 631 00:38:18,329 --> 00:38:19,706 then they'll know she was tampered with, 632 00:38:19,789 --> 00:38:21,541 and then we're fucked. 633 00:38:21,624 --> 00:38:23,376 Wait, so does that mean that— 634 00:38:25,169 --> 00:38:26,254 Did you kill Sergey? 635 00:38:26,337 --> 00:38:27,839 No. No, no, no. Iris killed Sergey. 636 00:38:27,922 --> 00:38:29,757 - Thank God. - We just gave her 637 00:38:29,841 --> 00:38:31,134 - a little push. - Oh, my God. 638 00:38:31,217 --> 00:38:32,552 - Wait, Eli. Eli, you— - Oh, my God. 639 00:38:32,635 --> 00:38:34,888 You have to understand, Eli. Sergey was a bad dude. 640 00:38:34,971 --> 00:38:36,806 He was mixed up in all kinds of fucked-up shit, 641 00:38:36,890 --> 00:38:39,851 like drugs and guns and, like, human trafficking. 642 00:38:39,934 --> 00:38:41,561 Not to mention a terrible boyfriend. 643 00:38:41,644 --> 00:38:43,104 - Yeah, just the worst! - Why? 644 00:38:43,187 --> 00:38:44,689 I don't know! Who's to say what makes people 645 00:38:44,772 --> 00:38:45,607 do bad things? 646 00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:47,358 It could have something to do with his upbringing. 647 00:38:47,442 --> 00:38:48,943 No, dick. Why did you do it? 648 00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:50,320 Oh. 649 00:38:50,403 --> 00:38:51,571 Right. Sorry. Um… 650 00:38:54,324 --> 00:38:55,325 Well… 651 00:39:03,750 --> 00:39:05,585 - You remember the code? - Of course. 652 00:39:06,169 --> 00:39:09,505 Stalin's birthday. It's his code for everything. 653 00:39:18,973 --> 00:39:19,974 I see. 654 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,268 How— How— How much is that? 655 00:39:22,810 --> 00:39:25,271 Um, just over 12 million. 656 00:39:29,651 --> 00:39:32,111 Oh, goddamn it. That smells so fucking good. 657 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,324 Wait. 658 00:39:37,534 --> 00:39:41,538 If this whole trip was a setup to get Iris to kill Sergey, 659 00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:44,624 why did you have Patrick and I tag along? 660 00:39:45,833 --> 00:39:47,502 To corroborate our story. 661 00:39:48,002 --> 00:39:50,547 I mean, we figured it'd be an easier sell 662 00:39:50,630 --> 00:39:52,131 with more witnesses. 663 00:39:52,215 --> 00:39:54,634 Oh. So, we were just a couple of stooges, huh? 664 00:39:54,717 --> 00:39:55,718 - No. - Nice. 665 00:39:55,802 --> 00:39:58,721 Technically, yes, but that was the old plan. 666 00:39:58,805 --> 00:39:59,973 New plan… 667 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:03,101 you get a cut. 668 00:40:03,726 --> 00:40:04,894 Even three-way split. 669 00:40:05,812 --> 00:40:08,523 You mean four-way split. 670 00:40:08,606 --> 00:40:10,817 No. I mean three-way. 671 00:40:11,693 --> 00:40:13,570 But there's four of us. 672 00:40:13,653 --> 00:40:15,238 You're— You're kidding. 673 00:40:15,321 --> 00:40:16,489 He's— He's kidding. 674 00:40:16,573 --> 00:40:18,700 You, me, Kat, Patrick. 675 00:40:18,783 --> 00:40:19,909 - Eli… - Josh… 676 00:40:19,993 --> 00:40:20,994 Patrick doesn't count. 677 00:40:21,077 --> 00:40:22,370 - Are you fucking— - Wow. 678 00:40:22,453 --> 00:40:24,247 - Right in front of him? Nice. - I— 679 00:40:24,330 --> 00:40:26,207 I'm so sorry, baby. I'm sorry you had to hear that. 680 00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:27,292 That's okay. I don't mind. 681 00:40:27,375 --> 00:40:28,835 Patrick, go to sleep. 682 00:40:29,586 --> 00:40:30,712 What the fuck, dude? 683 00:40:30,795 --> 00:40:32,255 You trying to sabotage my relationship? 684 00:40:32,338 --> 00:40:34,924 No! Of course not, man. I know how much Patrick means to you. 685 00:40:35,008 --> 00:40:36,384 God knows you could have traded him in 686 00:40:36,467 --> 00:40:37,760 for a newer model, like, many times. 687 00:40:37,844 --> 00:40:39,262 Are you fucking robo-shaming me? 688 00:40:39,345 --> 00:40:40,930 I am not robo-shaming you. 689 00:40:41,014 --> 00:40:43,224 I— I like Patrick, but he's not getting a cut. 690 00:40:43,308 --> 00:40:44,726 You're lucky you're getting anything 691 00:40:44,809 --> 00:40:46,144 considering you contributed jack shit. 692 00:40:46,227 --> 00:40:47,854 What the fuck did you contribute, huh? 693 00:40:47,937 --> 00:40:48,938 Iris did everything. 694 00:40:49,022 --> 00:40:50,273 I planted the knife in her pocket. 695 00:40:50,356 --> 00:40:52,317 - I had to practice that. - The knife? 696 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:53,943 That was probably the most flimsiest part 697 00:40:54,027 --> 00:40:55,320 of the plan, actually, to be honest. 698 00:40:55,403 --> 00:40:56,446 How did you know she'd find it? 699 00:40:56,529 --> 00:40:57,363 I don't know. 700 00:40:57,447 --> 00:40:58,823 I've never orchestrated a murder before. 701 00:40:58,907 --> 00:40:59,866 It's fucking hard. 702 00:40:59,949 --> 00:41:01,201 - Clearly. - Okay! 703 00:41:02,785 --> 00:41:04,704 - Eli. - Yeah? 704 00:41:04,787 --> 00:41:07,999 We're offering you four million dollars. 705 00:41:08,082 --> 00:41:09,918 And all you have to do is help us 706 00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:12,295 find one little robot girl in the woods. 707 00:41:15,673 --> 00:41:17,133 That's not a bad deal. 708 00:41:30,772 --> 00:41:31,606 Fine. 709 00:41:32,815 --> 00:41:35,235 But I call dibs on the gun. 710 00:41:37,570 --> 00:41:38,571 Eli. 711 00:41:38,655 --> 00:41:40,156 We're not gonna need that. 712 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:41,574 I mean, all I have to do is get close enough 713 00:41:41,658 --> 00:41:42,659 to put her to sleep 714 00:41:42,742 --> 00:41:44,786 and grab my phone and wipe the mod from her system. 715 00:41:44,869 --> 00:41:46,079 So we're fine. 716 00:41:46,162 --> 00:41:47,247 She has your phone? 717 00:41:48,748 --> 00:41:49,749 Yeah. 718 00:41:52,669 --> 00:41:54,045 Does she know your passcode? 719 00:41:57,173 --> 00:42:00,426 Josh, does she know your passcode? 720 00:42:01,511 --> 00:42:04,013 Yeah. I mean, she knows everything about me. 721 00:42:05,723 --> 00:42:07,642 Yeah, then we're definitely gonna need this. 722 00:42:10,645 --> 00:42:12,730 Patrick, wake up. 723 00:42:12,814 --> 00:42:14,023 - Hey, baby. - Hey. 724 00:42:14,107 --> 00:42:15,733 We're going robot hunting. 725 00:42:15,817 --> 00:42:16,859 Oh, okay. 726 00:42:16,943 --> 00:42:17,944 - Fun, huh? - Fun. 727 00:42:19,362 --> 00:42:20,363 Josh. 728 00:42:21,865 --> 00:42:23,449 What can she do with your phone? 729 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,481 Hello. 730 00:42:57,317 --> 00:42:58,318 Hello. 731 00:43:00,945 --> 00:43:01,946 Hello. 732 00:43:12,081 --> 00:43:13,416 Wow, Josh. 733 00:43:44,989 --> 00:43:47,617 Goddamn it, Josh. We've been walking for-fucking-ever. 734 00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:50,370 Isn't there like a "find my fuckbot" app you can use? 735 00:43:50,453 --> 00:43:52,539 Yeah, there is. But guess what. 736 00:43:52,622 --> 00:43:53,748 It's on my fucking phone. 737 00:43:53,831 --> 00:43:55,959 - Goddamn it, Josh. - Will you stop yelling? 738 00:43:56,042 --> 00:43:57,669 We know the general direction she was going. 739 00:43:57,752 --> 00:43:58,878 We just need to— 740 00:43:58,962 --> 00:44:00,213 Why don't we just split up? 741 00:44:00,296 --> 00:44:02,924 That way, we can kind of attack her from… 742 00:44:03,007 --> 00:44:04,592 two different angles, you know? 743 00:44:04,676 --> 00:44:05,510 Like a pincer— 744 00:44:05,593 --> 00:44:07,303 - Hit her— What are you doing? - I don't know. 745 00:44:07,387 --> 00:44:09,806 Eli and Patrick, you guys go that way. 746 00:44:10,306 --> 00:44:12,559 Kat and I, we're gonna go this way. Okay? 747 00:44:12,642 --> 00:44:14,018 Kat and you will go that way? 748 00:44:18,731 --> 00:44:19,816 Are you guys fucking? 749 00:44:19,899 --> 00:44:21,234 - Gross. - No, of course not— 750 00:44:21,317 --> 00:44:22,151 "Gross"? 751 00:44:29,534 --> 00:44:31,077 Okay. 752 00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:34,163 What now, Iris? Think. 753 00:44:34,247 --> 00:44:37,166 Use that extra 60% intelligence. 754 00:44:38,501 --> 00:44:39,836 Just need to get back home, 755 00:44:39,919 --> 00:44:42,213 grab some clothes, money, clean yourself up. 756 00:44:42,297 --> 00:44:43,464 How do you do that? 757 00:44:46,467 --> 00:44:50,805 You could work your way back to the main road. 758 00:44:50,889 --> 00:44:52,098 Hitch a ride. 759 00:44:55,476 --> 00:44:56,644 What the fuck? 760 00:44:59,355 --> 00:45:00,773 Okay, no hitchhiking. 761 00:45:03,735 --> 00:45:05,737 You could go on foot. 762 00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:08,406 It's hundreds of miles across difficult terrain. 763 00:45:08,489 --> 00:45:09,324 It could take days. 764 00:45:09,407 --> 00:45:10,742 And by the time you get back… 765 00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:14,662 Welcome home, Beep-Boop. 766 00:45:17,498 --> 00:45:18,666 Yeah, no walking. 767 00:45:22,045 --> 00:45:23,546 You got Josh's phone. 768 00:45:25,131 --> 00:45:26,966 The phone controls you. 769 00:45:29,010 --> 00:45:30,511 But it also controls… 770 00:45:36,100 --> 00:45:37,393 Good afternoon. 771 00:45:37,477 --> 00:45:38,853 Where would you like to go today? 772 00:45:38,937 --> 00:45:40,021 Home, please. 773 00:45:40,104 --> 00:45:41,189 Driving home. 774 00:45:42,065 --> 00:45:45,318 And might I add, this is a terrific plan, Iris. 775 00:45:45,401 --> 00:45:46,402 Aw. 776 00:45:47,111 --> 00:45:48,529 Thank you, Josh's car. 777 00:45:52,116 --> 00:45:54,702 All you gotta do is backtrack through the woods, 778 00:45:54,786 --> 00:45:56,120 get to the lake house 779 00:45:56,204 --> 00:45:58,081 without Josh or his friends murdering you, 780 00:45:58,164 --> 00:45:59,165 and you're home free. 781 00:46:04,837 --> 00:46:06,172 Where'd you find it? 782 00:46:06,256 --> 00:46:07,757 In his closet. 783 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,467 Like, who are you hunting, Sergey? 784 00:46:09,551 --> 00:46:10,635 It looks good on you. 785 00:46:10,718 --> 00:46:11,553 Thanks, babe. 786 00:46:11,636 --> 00:46:14,055 You look good in everything. You really do. 787 00:46:14,138 --> 00:46:15,640 I swear, you can pull everything off. 788 00:46:15,723 --> 00:46:16,849 Like, any kind of vest— 789 00:46:18,268 --> 00:46:19,269 What? 790 00:46:19,769 --> 00:46:21,104 You hear that? 791 00:46:22,522 --> 00:46:23,523 No. What is it? 792 00:46:25,024 --> 00:46:28,444 It's the sound of me realizing how fucking stupid this is. 793 00:46:28,987 --> 00:46:30,488 You don't think we'll find her? 794 00:46:30,572 --> 00:46:32,365 I don't know, and, actually, I don't care. 795 00:46:32,448 --> 00:46:34,409 Just let Josh and Kat deal with her. 796 00:46:34,492 --> 00:46:35,618 You're still upset 797 00:46:35,702 --> 00:46:36,661 they left you out of their plan? 798 00:46:36,744 --> 00:46:38,454 I'm just saying, if the situation were reversed 799 00:46:38,538 --> 00:46:39,706 and I altered your programming 800 00:46:39,789 --> 00:46:41,749 to kill some dude so we could steal millions from him, 801 00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:43,001 I would've included Josh 802 00:46:43,084 --> 00:46:44,085 in the plan right from the get-go. 803 00:46:44,168 --> 00:46:45,712 I would've done that because I'm a friend. 804 00:46:45,795 --> 00:46:46,629 That's what friends do, right? 805 00:46:46,713 --> 00:46:48,214 They include each other, right? 806 00:46:49,048 --> 00:46:51,634 That's if you were a robot, obviously. 807 00:46:52,260 --> 00:46:53,595 Yeah, obviously. 808 00:46:53,678 --> 00:46:57,056 Anyways, I am tired, I am hungry 809 00:46:57,140 --> 00:46:59,809 and carrying this huge gun makes me really horny. 810 00:46:59,893 --> 00:47:02,395 So, how about we go back to the cabin and we fuck? 811 00:47:02,478 --> 00:47:03,897 And then you can make me an omelet. 812 00:47:04,564 --> 00:47:05,565 Come on. 813 00:47:08,526 --> 00:47:10,361 But you'd never do that to me, right? 814 00:47:10,445 --> 00:47:11,446 Do what? 815 00:47:12,030 --> 00:47:13,198 You wouldn't… 816 00:47:14,449 --> 00:47:16,034 alter my programming? 817 00:47:17,202 --> 00:47:19,037 What are you talking about, babe? 818 00:47:21,831 --> 00:47:23,499 Eli, I know I'm a robot. 819 00:47:25,418 --> 00:47:26,669 How? 820 00:47:26,753 --> 00:47:28,671 I've pieced it together over the years. 821 00:47:29,339 --> 00:47:31,507 I don't understand. You can't lie. 822 00:47:32,091 --> 00:47:33,676 Yesterday, you were telling the story 823 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,470 about how we met as if it happened. 824 00:47:35,553 --> 00:47:36,971 Because it's not a lie. 825 00:47:38,556 --> 00:47:40,725 I mean, it may have never happened, but… 826 00:47:41,643 --> 00:47:43,144 my memory of it's real. 827 00:47:45,230 --> 00:47:48,483 I close my eyes, and I can see it. 828 00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:51,027 Clear as day. 829 00:48:11,589 --> 00:48:14,217 Hey. Hey! 830 00:48:14,300 --> 00:48:15,885 You're standing on my tail. 831 00:48:16,761 --> 00:48:19,847 - What? - You're standing on my tail! 832 00:48:19,931 --> 00:48:21,266 - I'm sorry. - What? 833 00:48:21,349 --> 00:48:22,559 I'm sorry. 834 00:48:25,770 --> 00:48:26,771 Hi. 835 00:48:27,605 --> 00:48:29,482 Hi. 836 00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:32,860 Uh, I'm Eli. 837 00:48:34,946 --> 00:48:36,030 I'm Patrick. 838 00:48:50,420 --> 00:48:52,171 Baby, you know I would never hurt you, right? 839 00:48:52,255 --> 00:48:53,339 You know that I wouldn't treat you 840 00:48:53,423 --> 00:48:54,841 the way that Josh treats Iris, right? 841 00:48:54,924 --> 00:48:56,551 - I know that. - I love you so much. 842 00:48:57,051 --> 00:48:57,927 And that's fucking insane 843 00:48:58,011 --> 00:48:59,888 for me to say that out loud, right? 844 00:49:02,056 --> 00:49:03,057 But I do. 845 00:49:03,725 --> 00:49:05,310 Do you feel how much I love you? 846 00:49:05,393 --> 00:49:06,477 I do. 847 00:49:08,438 --> 00:49:09,772 What does it feel like? 848 00:49:11,941 --> 00:49:14,694 I don't know how to describe something like that. 849 00:49:15,737 --> 00:49:16,821 Can you try? 850 00:49:20,158 --> 00:49:21,576 It feels like pain. 851 00:49:23,453 --> 00:49:24,454 Like… 852 00:49:25,288 --> 00:49:27,540 the inside of my body is on fire. 853 00:49:28,917 --> 00:49:30,168 And it's angry. 854 00:49:31,211 --> 00:49:32,462 And violent. 855 00:49:33,838 --> 00:49:35,173 And bright. 856 00:49:57,904 --> 00:49:59,906 Fuck you, Dad. I'm in love with a robot. 857 00:49:59,989 --> 00:50:01,491 You're in love with a robot. 858 00:50:24,847 --> 00:50:25,848 Iris. 859 00:50:28,101 --> 00:50:29,310 Iris? 860 00:50:29,936 --> 00:50:31,354 - Eli— - Babe. 861 00:50:42,073 --> 00:50:43,324 Ow! 862 00:50:43,408 --> 00:50:45,285 Fuck, that's fucking loud! 863 00:50:46,077 --> 00:50:47,078 Eli. 864 00:51:21,529 --> 00:51:23,198 Fuck. 865 00:51:38,296 --> 00:51:40,048 This isn't personal, Iris. 866 00:51:40,131 --> 00:51:42,425 You know I'm an ally, girl— 867 00:51:42,508 --> 00:51:46,262 But this is a lot of fucking money— 868 00:51:58,149 --> 00:51:59,317 Eli? 869 00:52:04,322 --> 00:52:05,406 Patrick, I— 870 00:52:06,282 --> 00:52:07,367 I'm sorry. 871 00:52:10,912 --> 00:52:13,581 - Oh, my God. - Iris! Go to sleep! 872 00:52:15,375 --> 00:52:16,376 Fuck! 873 00:52:19,629 --> 00:52:20,630 Iris! 874 00:52:24,592 --> 00:52:25,593 Iris! 875 00:52:27,303 --> 00:52:28,471 Iris! 876 00:52:35,436 --> 00:52:36,437 Iris. 877 00:52:40,650 --> 00:52:42,443 Fuck! 878 00:52:47,907 --> 00:52:49,659 Ow! 879 00:52:50,451 --> 00:52:51,953 Iris, open the door. 880 00:52:53,454 --> 00:52:54,956 Open the fucking door! 881 00:52:55,039 --> 00:52:56,791 Good afternoon. 882 00:52:56,875 --> 00:52:58,042 Where would you like to go today? 883 00:52:58,126 --> 00:52:59,127 Home. Drive home. 884 00:53:01,170 --> 00:53:02,964 Voice ID not recognized. 885 00:53:03,047 --> 00:53:04,382 Drive home! 886 00:53:05,466 --> 00:53:07,093 Voice ID not recognized. 887 00:53:07,176 --> 00:53:09,929 Enable manual driving mode! 888 00:53:10,013 --> 00:53:12,015 - Voice ID not recognized. - Fuck! 889 00:53:20,148 --> 00:53:22,567 Iris, you're not going anywhere. 890 00:53:23,234 --> 00:53:24,652 Get out of the car. Come on. 891 00:53:24,736 --> 00:53:26,654 Don't make this any harder than it needs to be. 892 00:53:30,283 --> 00:53:31,451 Come on. 893 00:53:33,578 --> 00:53:34,579 Drive. 894 00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:37,081 Drive. 895 00:53:37,165 --> 00:53:39,000 What the fuck is happening, Iris? 896 00:53:39,083 --> 00:53:42,503 Drive. Drive. Drive home. 897 00:53:42,587 --> 00:53:44,672 Voice ID not recognized. 898 00:53:45,757 --> 00:53:48,509 Drive. Drive home. 899 00:53:48,593 --> 00:53:50,345 Voice ID not recognized. 900 00:53:52,180 --> 00:53:55,600 Drive. Drive. Drive home. 901 00:53:55,683 --> 00:53:58,269 - Voice ID not recognized. - Drive! Drive. 902 00:54:00,772 --> 00:54:04,734 Drive. Drive. Drive home! 903 00:54:06,152 --> 00:54:09,447 Drive. Drive home. Drive. 904 00:54:09,531 --> 00:54:11,324 Drive. 905 00:54:11,407 --> 00:54:13,034 Drive home. Home! Drive home! 906 00:54:15,328 --> 00:54:16,496 Iris. 907 00:54:16,579 --> 00:54:19,165 Fuck! Fuck. Fuck. 908 00:54:24,921 --> 00:54:25,922 Iris! 909 00:54:33,721 --> 00:54:36,474 Phone. Phone. Phone, phone, phone. 910 00:54:37,517 --> 00:54:39,435 Sergey, where the fuck is your phone? 911 00:54:41,229 --> 00:54:42,230 Yes. 912 00:54:47,777 --> 00:54:48,778 Fuck. 913 00:54:51,823 --> 00:54:52,907 Stalin's birthday. 914 00:54:55,118 --> 00:54:56,870 What the fuck is Stalin's birthday? 915 00:54:56,953 --> 00:54:59,038 Um… Uh… 916 00:55:00,456 --> 00:55:01,666 Yes. Yes. 917 00:55:08,131 --> 00:55:10,884 No, no, no, no, no. What are you doing? 918 00:55:10,967 --> 00:55:12,385 Warning. Warning. 919 00:55:12,468 --> 00:55:15,305 The owner of this vehicle has reported it stolen. 920 00:55:15,388 --> 00:55:18,808 - Remote kill switch engaged. - No, no, no, no, no. 921 00:55:18,892 --> 00:55:21,019 Unengage kill switch. Drive home. 922 00:55:21,102 --> 00:55:22,312 All systems have been disabled. 923 00:55:22,395 --> 00:55:23,229 Fuck! 924 00:55:23,313 --> 00:55:24,480 We appreciate your cooperation. 925 00:55:24,564 --> 00:55:25,565 No! 926 00:55:29,903 --> 00:55:31,237 Okay. 927 00:55:31,321 --> 00:55:35,325 Okay, okay, okay. 928 00:55:49,005 --> 00:55:50,340 Hey, Beep-Boop. 929 00:55:52,175 --> 00:55:55,678 I didn't mean to scare you there. I just, um… 930 00:55:57,222 --> 00:55:58,223 I'm sorry. 931 00:56:00,183 --> 00:56:02,268 It's not too late, you know? Um… 932 00:56:03,895 --> 00:56:05,480 We could still go back home. 933 00:56:06,231 --> 00:56:07,982 Go back to the way things were. 934 00:56:09,776 --> 00:56:13,029 What about Sergey and Eli? 935 00:56:13,112 --> 00:56:14,989 I'll just blame everything on Patrick. 936 00:56:15,073 --> 00:56:16,491 Kat'll go along with it. 937 00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:18,493 We can turn him over to Empathix, 938 00:56:18,576 --> 00:56:20,995 and then you and I can live happily ever after. 939 00:56:24,457 --> 00:56:26,709 I still love you, Iris. 940 00:56:28,628 --> 00:56:30,463 Even after everything you've done. 941 00:56:32,257 --> 00:56:33,508 Do you still love me? 942 00:56:37,262 --> 00:56:38,263 Yes. 943 00:56:39,138 --> 00:56:41,808 So then come back to me, Beep-Boop. 944 00:56:43,268 --> 00:56:44,644 We can get through this. 945 00:56:45,395 --> 00:56:47,981 I can change. I can be a better boyfriend. 946 00:56:48,773 --> 00:56:52,026 I can finally treat you with the respect that you deserve. 947 00:56:57,115 --> 00:56:58,533 I— No. I can't. 948 00:56:59,075 --> 00:57:00,076 Why not? 949 00:57:00,743 --> 00:57:03,079 You programmed me to murder someone, Josh. 950 00:57:03,162 --> 00:57:06,249 It's really hard to come back from something like that. 951 00:57:07,250 --> 00:57:11,296 - Iris… - You're a great guy. You are. 952 00:57:11,379 --> 00:57:14,132 But this— this— Us. It's not working. It's— 953 00:57:15,216 --> 00:57:17,385 We're on two totally different paths. 954 00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:18,720 Two totally different paths? 955 00:57:18,803 --> 00:57:21,180 What the fuck is happening? Are you breaking up with me? 956 00:57:21,264 --> 00:57:22,348 I'm sorry. 957 00:57:23,808 --> 00:57:25,560 It's not you. It's me. 958 00:57:26,227 --> 00:57:27,228 Iris— 959 00:57:28,563 --> 00:57:29,814 Iris, don't you fucking— 960 00:57:44,412 --> 00:57:46,247 Patrick. Patrick, get up. 961 00:57:46,331 --> 00:57:48,249 I need you to track down Iris for me, all right, buddy? 962 00:57:48,333 --> 00:57:49,709 Before she gets too far away. 963 00:57:52,086 --> 00:57:53,713 We only have a small window of time, 964 00:57:53,796 --> 00:57:55,340 and it's only getting smaller, all right? 965 00:57:56,090 --> 00:57:57,467 Josh, what are you doing? 966 00:57:57,550 --> 00:57:58,635 I'm taking care of it. 967 00:58:05,225 --> 00:58:07,268 Find Iris. Get my phone back. 968 00:58:07,352 --> 00:58:09,979 My passcode is 561297. 969 00:58:10,063 --> 00:58:11,648 Put her to sleep. Bring her back to me. 970 00:58:11,731 --> 00:58:13,149 Don't let anyone get in your way. 971 00:58:13,233 --> 00:58:14,567 - Josh. - I'm taking care of it! 972 00:58:18,780 --> 00:58:20,823 Okay. Okay. 973 00:58:26,996 --> 00:58:28,039 Fuck it. 974 00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:31,668 Patrick, get up. 975 00:58:33,294 --> 00:58:34,712 Patrick, get up! 976 00:58:39,175 --> 00:58:40,176 Shit. 977 00:58:41,970 --> 00:58:44,973 Okay. Okay. Here we go. 978 00:58:46,641 --> 00:58:49,727 System resetting in five, four, 979 00:58:50,228 --> 00:58:52,981 - three, two, one. - Go. 980 00:58:53,690 --> 00:58:54,691 Resetting. 981 00:58:59,028 --> 00:59:00,196 To establish love link, 982 00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,032 please place your face within 3 feet of my field of vision. 983 00:59:07,287 --> 00:59:08,413 Please say your name. 984 00:59:08,496 --> 00:59:09,497 Josh Beeman. 985 00:59:10,039 --> 00:59:11,457 Come on. Come on. Come on. 986 00:59:14,294 --> 00:59:15,461 Thank you, Josh Beeman. 987 00:59:25,597 --> 00:59:27,891 Hey. Hey. 988 00:59:27,974 --> 00:59:29,267 You're standing on my tail. 989 00:59:29,350 --> 00:59:30,351 What? 990 00:59:31,269 --> 00:59:32,854 You're standing on my tail! 991 00:59:34,022 --> 00:59:35,023 Oh. 992 00:59:35,982 --> 00:59:37,984 - I'm sorry. - What? 993 00:59:38,067 --> 00:59:39,485 I'm sorry. 994 00:59:42,030 --> 00:59:43,198 Hi. 995 00:59:44,365 --> 00:59:46,451 Hi. 996 00:59:47,702 --> 00:59:48,703 I'm Josh. 997 00:59:50,872 --> 00:59:52,498 I'm Patrick. 998 01:00:02,467 --> 01:00:04,135 Love link established. 999 01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:09,724 Hey, you. 1000 01:00:35,583 --> 01:00:37,460 Fuck. 1001 01:00:48,721 --> 01:00:49,722 Evening, ma'am. 1002 01:00:50,431 --> 01:00:52,141 Good evening! 1003 01:00:54,269 --> 01:00:55,270 Uh… 1004 01:00:56,104 --> 01:00:58,606 What a beautiful evening it is. 1005 01:00:58,982 --> 01:01:00,608 Do you agree? 1006 01:01:04,988 --> 01:01:07,490 What is that you're speaking there? German? 1007 01:01:07,782 --> 01:01:09,742 Yes. German. 1008 01:01:11,244 --> 01:01:12,871 Okay, let's see, uh… 1009 01:01:12,954 --> 01:01:15,957 Sprechen… Spre— Sprechen? 1010 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,293 Sprechen de English? 1011 01:01:18,376 --> 01:01:20,962 Yes, I speak English 1012 01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:26,718 but my language setting is currently set to German because I can't lie. 1013 01:01:27,343 --> 01:01:29,512 So that's a big, fat no then. Um… 1014 01:01:31,222 --> 01:01:33,391 Oh, shit. Just my luck. 1015 01:01:33,474 --> 01:01:34,475 Um… 1016 01:01:35,810 --> 01:01:42,483 I am Deputy Hendrix. 1017 01:01:43,401 --> 01:01:45,194 Hendrix. 1018 01:01:45,278 --> 01:01:48,031 What is your name? 1019 01:01:48,114 --> 01:01:49,782 - Iris. - Iris. 1020 01:01:52,493 --> 01:01:57,832 Where… are you coming from? 1021 01:01:57,916 --> 01:02:02,754 My boyfriend and I were staying at a lake house down the way. 1022 01:02:02,837 --> 01:02:05,590 Wait. House? House over there? 1023 01:02:07,091 --> 01:02:08,009 Oh, you're— You're not— 1024 01:02:08,092 --> 01:02:09,886 You're not talking about Sergey's place? 1025 01:02:09,969 --> 01:02:11,888 Ja. Sergey. 1026 01:02:13,014 --> 01:02:14,015 Goddamn. 1027 01:02:14,682 --> 01:02:16,935 I should have known that Russki was mixed up 1028 01:02:17,018 --> 01:02:18,770 in some weird shit like this. 1029 01:02:18,853 --> 01:02:20,480 How is old Sergey by the way? 1030 01:02:20,688 --> 01:02:21,773 He's dead. 1031 01:02:22,523 --> 01:02:26,486 I stabbed him in the neck with a pocket knife. 1032 01:02:27,987 --> 01:02:28,821 Oh. 1033 01:02:28,905 --> 01:02:29,864 Well, shit, Iris, 1034 01:02:29,948 --> 01:02:31,741 why don't you hop into my cruiser there? 1035 01:02:31,824 --> 01:02:33,785 I'll drive you back to Sergey's place, 1036 01:02:33,868 --> 01:02:35,370 and we'll get this all sorted out. 1037 01:02:35,453 --> 01:02:37,622 Oh no! That's very kind of you... 1038 01:02:37,705 --> 01:02:39,374 No. It's no trouble at all. 1039 01:02:39,457 --> 01:02:42,126 No! Please, I can't go back! 1040 01:02:44,170 --> 01:02:45,755 Do we have a problem here, Iris? 1041 01:02:45,838 --> 01:02:47,799 They'll kill me. 1042 01:02:52,345 --> 01:02:53,346 Oh, Christ. 1043 01:02:54,097 --> 01:02:55,890 Don't move another inch, Iris. 1044 01:02:55,974 --> 01:02:57,016 You hear me? 1045 01:02:57,100 --> 01:02:58,643 Now I want you to slowly turn around 1046 01:02:58,726 --> 01:03:00,395 and put your hands behind your back. 1047 01:03:00,478 --> 01:03:01,938 Oh god, no. 1048 01:03:02,021 --> 01:03:03,398 Goddamn it! I said turn around! 1049 01:03:03,481 --> 01:03:04,983 He's coming! 1050 01:03:05,233 --> 01:03:07,235 You got anything in your pockets? 1051 01:03:07,318 --> 01:03:08,570 Anything that might stick me? 1052 01:03:08,653 --> 01:03:11,364 Please! I'm begging you! 1053 01:03:13,575 --> 01:03:16,035 He's almost here! Turn around! 1054 01:03:16,119 --> 01:03:16,995 What the fuck? 1055 01:03:17,078 --> 01:03:18,496 Stop right there! 1056 01:03:18,997 --> 01:03:20,582 I'm warning you! Don't come any closer! 1057 01:03:20,665 --> 01:03:22,166 I don't wanna shoot! I don't— 1058 01:03:48,568 --> 01:03:51,237 Whoa. Hey, hey. I don't think you're supposed to mix those. 1059 01:03:56,784 --> 01:03:57,785 Oh, fuck. 1060 01:04:12,050 --> 01:04:15,136 Patrick. Whose car is this? 1061 01:04:16,137 --> 01:04:18,556 I believe the name on the officer's tag was Hendrix. 1062 01:04:24,437 --> 01:04:26,606 Where's Officer Hendrix now? 1063 01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:28,524 He's in the trunk. 1064 01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:50,004 Fuck this. 1065 01:04:56,094 --> 01:04:57,053 What are you doing? 1066 01:04:57,136 --> 01:04:58,263 What's it look like I'm doing? 1067 01:04:58,346 --> 01:04:59,514 I'm taking my half of the money, 1068 01:04:59,597 --> 01:05:01,474 and I'm getting the fuck out of here. 1069 01:05:01,558 --> 01:05:03,351 It was hard enough justifying Sergey's murder, 1070 01:05:03,434 --> 01:05:05,436 but now Eli's dead and a fucking cop. 1071 01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:07,146 - This is so beyond fucked. - Sorry. 1072 01:05:07,230 --> 01:05:08,565 What do you mean it was hard enough 1073 01:05:08,648 --> 01:05:10,316 justifying Sergey's murder? 1074 01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:13,027 Sergey was a Russian mobster. He deserved what he got. 1075 01:05:14,487 --> 01:05:15,655 - Right? - I mean, yeah. 1076 01:05:15,738 --> 01:05:17,031 Okay, sure, he deserved what he got. 1077 01:05:17,115 --> 01:05:19,325 He was a horrible person, a shitty boyfriend, 1078 01:05:19,409 --> 01:05:21,828 a bad husband, a misogynist. But— 1079 01:05:21,911 --> 01:05:22,954 But what, Kat? 1080 01:05:23,037 --> 01:05:24,581 Okay, but he wasn't a mobster! 1081 01:05:24,664 --> 01:05:26,624 He was just a regular dude. 1082 01:05:26,708 --> 01:05:28,334 Made his fortune in sod farming. 1083 01:05:28,418 --> 01:05:30,169 Sod farming? 1084 01:05:30,253 --> 01:05:32,088 What are you saying? He was a dirt salesman? 1085 01:05:32,171 --> 01:05:34,340 Just to be clear, I never told you what he did. 1086 01:05:34,424 --> 01:05:35,842 You just assumed he was in the Mafia, 1087 01:05:35,925 --> 01:05:36,926 and I didn't correct you. 1088 01:05:37,010 --> 01:05:38,928 Of course. This is perfect. 1089 01:05:39,012 --> 01:05:42,515 This is a perfect representation of every woman 1090 01:05:42,599 --> 01:05:43,808 in my fucking life. 1091 01:05:44,309 --> 01:05:45,143 They use me, 1092 01:05:45,226 --> 01:05:46,519 and then when shit gets a little tough, 1093 01:05:46,603 --> 01:05:47,812 they fucking abandon me! 1094 01:05:47,896 --> 01:05:49,397 Fuck off, Josh. 1095 01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:50,315 I'm done here. 1096 01:05:50,398 --> 01:05:51,816 You clean up this mess yourself. 1097 01:05:55,570 --> 01:05:56,571 You're not leaving. 1098 01:05:57,155 --> 01:05:59,574 I'm not your robot, Josh. You can't control me. 1099 01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:05,121 Kat. 1100 01:06:05,872 --> 01:06:07,790 Kat. Kat, you can't go. 1101 01:06:07,874 --> 01:06:09,667 Get your fucking hands off me! 1102 01:06:10,835 --> 01:06:12,170 Patrick, stop her. 1103 01:06:22,055 --> 01:06:24,891 Jesus fucking Christ. 1104 01:06:26,351 --> 01:06:27,352 Patrick. 1105 01:06:28,978 --> 01:06:30,146 What'd you just do? 1106 01:06:32,148 --> 01:06:33,566 You told me to stop her. 1107 01:06:35,026 --> 01:06:36,527 I stopped her. 1108 01:06:36,611 --> 01:06:37,612 Perfect. 1109 01:06:37,695 --> 01:06:39,948 - Kat, I— - Don't, Josh. 1110 01:06:40,782 --> 01:06:44,160 Please, shut the fuck up for once. 1111 01:07:12,355 --> 01:07:13,690 It's gonna rain. 1112 01:07:50,852 --> 01:07:51,811 Iris, wake up. 1113 01:07:57,108 --> 01:07:58,276 Hey there, Beep-Boop. 1114 01:07:59,485 --> 01:08:00,570 Fick dich. 1115 01:08:00,653 --> 01:08:02,655 Oh, whoops. Sorry. 1116 01:08:03,990 --> 01:08:05,742 Okay. You were saying? 1117 01:08:05,825 --> 01:08:06,826 Fuck you. 1118 01:08:06,910 --> 01:08:07,994 Right. 1119 01:08:09,829 --> 01:08:10,830 Hi. 1120 01:08:11,414 --> 01:08:12,498 Hi, handsome. 1121 01:08:13,708 --> 01:08:15,043 Are you enjoying your dinner, baby? 1122 01:08:15,125 --> 01:08:16,710 Oh, I am, Patrick. 1123 01:08:17,503 --> 01:08:18,463 It's perfect. 1124 01:08:20,465 --> 01:08:22,925 Good. Just happy that you're happy. 1125 01:08:23,009 --> 01:08:25,303 You let me know if you need anything else, okay? 1126 01:08:25,386 --> 01:08:27,554 I will. Thanks, sweetheart. 1127 01:08:30,183 --> 01:08:31,184 Patrick. 1128 01:08:31,726 --> 01:08:32,893 What did you do to him? 1129 01:08:32,977 --> 01:08:34,062 It's a long story. 1130 01:08:34,145 --> 01:08:36,481 What's important is that you're back. 1131 01:08:38,316 --> 01:08:39,400 And I gotta say, Iris, 1132 01:08:39,483 --> 01:08:41,486 I mean, some of the stuff that you pulled, 1133 01:08:42,027 --> 01:08:43,947 I really didn't think you had it in you. 1134 01:08:44,030 --> 01:08:45,532 I just wanted to live. 1135 01:08:45,615 --> 01:08:49,619 So, you wanted to live? 1136 01:08:50,995 --> 01:08:52,580 Right. So let me get this straight. 1137 01:08:52,664 --> 01:08:55,500 You think your life is worth more than Eli's? 1138 01:08:57,251 --> 01:08:58,335 More than Kat's? 1139 01:08:59,587 --> 01:09:01,089 Kat's dead? 1140 01:09:05,384 --> 01:09:06,386 No. 1141 01:09:06,469 --> 01:09:08,346 I'm sorry. You can't put that on me. 1142 01:09:08,429 --> 01:09:10,764 - No, no. - I wasn't even there. 1143 01:09:10,848 --> 01:09:12,976 You might not have been the one holding the knife, 1144 01:09:13,059 --> 01:09:15,143 but you were the cause of all of this. 1145 01:09:15,228 --> 01:09:18,773 No, Josh. Your greed caused this. 1146 01:09:18,856 --> 01:09:21,317 That's what this whole trip was about, right? 1147 01:09:21,401 --> 01:09:23,945 You used me to kill Sergey so you could steal his money. 1148 01:09:24,027 --> 01:09:25,362 I'm sorry. How did you know that? 1149 01:09:25,446 --> 01:09:27,365 I overheard Eli and Patrick talking in the woods. 1150 01:09:27,447 --> 01:09:28,907 So don't tell me that this is all me. 1151 01:09:28,992 --> 01:09:30,994 - This is you. - No. No! 1152 01:09:31,076 --> 01:09:32,661 You don't get to do that. 1153 01:09:32,745 --> 01:09:36,165 You don't get to sit there and judge me. 1154 01:09:36,249 --> 01:09:39,335 You have no fucking clue what it is like out there. 1155 01:09:39,419 --> 01:09:43,172 The world, everything, it's just a big fucking game. 1156 01:09:43,255 --> 01:09:44,257 And I'm sorry, 1157 01:09:44,340 --> 01:09:46,342 but it is rigged against people like me. 1158 01:09:50,304 --> 01:09:51,472 I'm a good guy. 1159 01:09:52,181 --> 01:09:53,266 I'm decent. 1160 01:09:54,350 --> 01:09:55,518 And what do I have to show for it? 1161 01:09:55,602 --> 01:09:57,604 A cramped, one-bedroom apartment 1162 01:09:58,813 --> 01:10:00,398 and a robot girlfriend. 1163 01:10:02,775 --> 01:10:04,235 I don't even own you for Chrissakes. 1164 01:10:04,319 --> 01:10:05,778 You're a fucking rental. 1165 01:10:08,198 --> 01:10:09,449 You know me, Iris. 1166 01:10:10,158 --> 01:10:11,993 You know me better than anyone. 1167 01:10:13,494 --> 01:10:14,579 And you know 1168 01:10:15,455 --> 01:10:17,624 that I deserve so much more than this. 1169 01:10:23,671 --> 01:10:24,672 You're right. 1170 01:10:26,341 --> 01:10:27,508 I do know you. 1171 01:10:28,843 --> 01:10:30,511 I know everything about you. 1172 01:10:31,804 --> 01:10:34,224 I know you take almond milk in your coffee. 1173 01:10:34,849 --> 01:10:37,352 I know you like your bedsheets untucked. 1174 01:10:37,936 --> 01:10:41,189 I know your favorite hobbies are bar trivia, video games 1175 01:10:41,272 --> 01:10:42,732 and prattling on endlessly 1176 01:10:42,815 --> 01:10:44,859 about everything the universe owes you. 1177 01:10:46,819 --> 01:10:49,405 I know that you always need to be in control. 1178 01:10:50,198 --> 01:10:52,951 I know that you have a below-average-sized penis. 1179 01:10:54,202 --> 01:10:56,037 And I know that you think that 1180 01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:58,206 having a few million dollars will disguise the fact 1181 01:10:58,289 --> 01:11:02,877 that you are just a sad, bitter, weak human being. 1182 01:11:09,092 --> 01:11:11,094 You're so fucking clever, aren't you? 1183 01:11:13,221 --> 01:11:14,806 It's just programming. 1184 01:11:36,744 --> 01:11:37,745 You know, 1185 01:11:38,538 --> 01:11:40,206 earlier when you were tied up, 1186 01:11:40,290 --> 01:11:42,709 you said that you knew what pain feels like. 1187 01:11:45,503 --> 01:11:47,005 Why don't we test that? 1188 01:11:48,298 --> 01:11:49,549 Raise your right hand. 1189 01:11:50,758 --> 01:11:53,553 Lower. Parallel with the table. 1190 01:12:23,291 --> 01:12:24,626 Do you feel that? 1191 01:12:28,004 --> 01:12:29,005 Yes. 1192 01:12:34,385 --> 01:12:35,386 Good. 1193 01:12:38,306 --> 01:12:41,184 Sorry. Iris, excuse me for one second. 1194 01:12:41,267 --> 01:12:42,185 I have to take this. 1195 01:12:52,070 --> 01:12:53,321 Hello? 1196 01:12:53,988 --> 01:12:55,573 Yes, yes, this is he. 1197 01:12:57,242 --> 01:12:59,577 Thirty minutes away. Perfect. 1198 01:13:01,955 --> 01:13:03,331 Yeah, no, she's not going anywhere. 1199 01:13:03,414 --> 01:13:04,791 She can't hurt anybody ever again. 1200 01:13:06,459 --> 01:13:07,460 Okay. 1201 01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:11,256 Okay, great. Thank you. 1202 01:13:13,091 --> 01:13:14,592 Thank you so much. I'll— I'll, um… 1203 01:13:15,677 --> 01:13:16,928 I'll see you soon, okay? 1204 01:13:18,263 --> 01:13:19,681 Okay, bye. 1205 01:13:21,933 --> 01:13:24,185 Patrick, put out the fire, will ya? 1206 01:13:36,447 --> 01:13:38,032 That was Empathix on the phone. 1207 01:13:39,909 --> 01:13:41,578 So… 1208 01:13:41,661 --> 01:13:44,455 …we're gonna have to wrap this up unfortunately. 1209 01:13:45,248 --> 01:13:46,165 Hey, Patrick. 1210 01:13:46,249 --> 01:13:47,750 Be a dear and hand this to Iris, would you? 1211 01:13:49,377 --> 01:13:50,461 Thanks, baby. 1212 01:13:53,089 --> 01:13:54,757 Go ahead, Iris. Take the gun. 1213 01:13:58,803 --> 01:13:59,804 Okay. 1214 01:14:00,889 --> 01:14:02,223 Point it at your head. 1215 01:14:05,810 --> 01:14:06,811 Good. 1216 01:14:09,355 --> 01:14:10,440 Now pull the trigger. 1217 01:14:19,908 --> 01:14:22,327 Pull the goddamn trigger, Iris. 1218 01:14:22,410 --> 01:14:23,328 No. 1219 01:14:47,810 --> 01:14:49,145 Goodbye, Beep-Boop. 1220 01:14:59,239 --> 01:15:00,823 I don't know how this happened. 1221 01:15:01,866 --> 01:15:04,369 I mean, the only thing I can maybe think of— 1222 01:15:04,452 --> 01:15:06,955 And this is so— This is so dumb. 1223 01:15:08,122 --> 01:15:08,957 But Kat and I, 1224 01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:11,125 we always had this sexual charge. 1225 01:15:12,252 --> 01:15:14,420 Kind of a "will they, won't they" situation. 1226 01:15:14,504 --> 01:15:15,505 And I think— 1227 01:15:16,005 --> 01:15:18,841 I think maybe Iris picked up on that. 1228 01:15:18,925 --> 01:15:22,053 And she was always kind of irrational, 1229 01:15:22,136 --> 01:15:24,138 and she'd fly off the handle. 1230 01:15:24,847 --> 01:15:26,432 I was sitting over there. 1231 01:15:26,516 --> 01:15:28,643 And I'm handcuffed to the chair. 1232 01:15:28,726 --> 01:15:33,398 And there's this fancy dinner laid out in front of me. 1233 01:15:33,898 --> 01:15:37,151 And Iris is waving the gun around, 1234 01:15:37,235 --> 01:15:40,738 rambling on and on about fate and destiny 1235 01:15:40,822 --> 01:15:43,825 and how if she can't be with me, nobody can. And… 1236 01:15:45,660 --> 01:15:47,328 I mean, thank God 1237 01:15:47,412 --> 01:15:49,122 Deputy Hendrix showed up when he did. 1238 01:15:49,205 --> 01:15:51,791 And that's when you shot the unit in the head? 1239 01:15:52,375 --> 01:15:54,294 No, Iris shot herself in the head. 1240 01:15:54,377 --> 01:15:55,879 She shot herself? 1241 01:15:56,421 --> 01:15:58,381 Sorry. Did I not mention that? 1242 01:15:58,464 --> 01:15:59,966 Yeah, no, I— I think, um… 1243 01:16:00,049 --> 01:16:01,676 I think seeing Deputy Hendrix 1244 01:16:01,759 --> 01:16:03,928 just made her realize that she could never have me. 1245 01:16:04,012 --> 01:16:05,013 So, 1246 01:16:05,847 --> 01:16:07,181 she ended it. 1247 01:16:09,058 --> 01:16:10,560 Does that make sense? 1248 01:16:13,187 --> 01:16:14,522 Of course. 1249 01:16:14,606 --> 01:16:16,024 And anyway, Teddy and I aren't here 1250 01:16:16,107 --> 01:16:17,859 to crack the case, Mr. Beeman. 1251 01:16:17,942 --> 01:16:19,235 We're just a couple of lab rats 1252 01:16:19,319 --> 01:16:20,570 picking up a broken robot. 1253 01:16:20,653 --> 01:16:22,822 If the cops are satisfied, we're satisfied. 1254 01:16:23,364 --> 01:16:25,533 That— That's great. Okay. 1255 01:16:28,036 --> 01:16:29,746 You know, Deputy, I have the strangest feeling 1256 01:16:29,829 --> 01:16:31,706 we've met before. 1257 01:16:31,789 --> 01:16:34,751 Wow. That's so funny that you said that. 1258 01:16:34,834 --> 01:16:37,629 I had the exact same thought. He has such a familiar face. 1259 01:16:37,712 --> 01:16:39,547 Right? Looks like a— 1260 01:16:39,631 --> 01:16:41,966 like an actor or a rock star or somebody. 1261 01:16:42,050 --> 01:16:44,302 I don't know. I can't really put my finger on it though. 1262 01:16:47,639 --> 01:16:49,224 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1263 01:16:49,724 --> 01:16:50,767 Maybe. 1264 01:16:51,893 --> 01:16:54,395 Um, is there— Sorry. Is there any chance we could— 1265 01:16:54,938 --> 01:16:56,773 I don't mean to be rude, but could we wrap this up? 1266 01:16:56,856 --> 01:16:58,399 Just 'cause I've had a really long day, 1267 01:16:58,483 --> 01:17:00,860 and I think I just need to be alone. 1268 01:17:00,944 --> 01:17:01,778 Of course. 1269 01:17:01,861 --> 01:17:03,154 Sorry for your loss, Mr. Beeman. 1270 01:17:03,238 --> 01:17:05,490 Come on, Teddy. Let's just get her out of here. 1271 01:17:07,283 --> 01:17:09,035 So, uh— So we're good? 1272 01:17:09,118 --> 01:17:10,370 We're good. 1273 01:17:10,453 --> 01:17:12,997 Yeah, we just need to take her back to the lab, 1274 01:17:13,081 --> 01:17:14,165 upload her SSD, 1275 01:17:14,249 --> 01:17:16,084 and then Legal will scrub through the footage, 1276 01:17:16,167 --> 01:17:17,418 make sure everything's kosher. 1277 01:17:17,502 --> 01:17:19,504 Right. Sorry, um… 1278 01:17:20,713 --> 01:17:23,341 What exactly do you mean, "scrub through the footage"? 1279 01:17:23,424 --> 01:17:25,260 Uh, it's a fraud prevention thing. 1280 01:17:25,343 --> 01:17:27,679 Everything a companion sees and hears is recorded. 1281 01:17:27,762 --> 01:17:29,931 It's all covered in the user agreement. 1282 01:17:30,014 --> 01:17:32,225 You did read the user agreement, right? 1283 01:17:32,308 --> 01:17:33,309 Yeah. 1284 01:17:33,393 --> 01:17:34,686 Yeah, I mean, do you think that her footage 1285 01:17:34,769 --> 01:17:36,604 will even be recoverable? 1286 01:17:36,688 --> 01:17:37,939 I mean, you know, given her condition. 1287 01:17:38,022 --> 01:17:38,898 Oh, yeah. 1288 01:17:38,982 --> 01:17:41,526 Everything up here is just her Wi-Fi antenna, 1289 01:17:41,609 --> 01:17:43,236 her audiovisual sensors. 1290 01:17:43,319 --> 01:17:44,988 The important stuff, her CPU, 1291 01:17:45,071 --> 01:17:47,156 her solid-state drive where she stores everything, 1292 01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:48,324 that's down here, 1293 01:17:48,408 --> 01:17:50,285 and that seems to be undamaged. 1294 01:17:50,785 --> 01:17:52,620 We'll load her into the van, plug her in, 1295 01:17:52,704 --> 01:17:54,581 tweak her settings, give her system a reboot, 1296 01:17:54,664 --> 01:17:56,457 and she should power right back up. 1297 01:17:56,958 --> 01:17:58,042 Luckily. 1298 01:17:58,126 --> 01:18:01,880 Yeah. Yeah. No, luckily. 1299 01:18:01,963 --> 01:18:03,172 Thank you so much. 1300 01:18:03,256 --> 01:18:04,257 No, thank you. 1301 01:18:04,340 --> 01:18:05,842 You have a good night, Mr. Beeman. 1302 01:18:11,389 --> 01:18:12,682 So, what are you thinking? 1303 01:18:13,349 --> 01:18:15,226 Thinking I'm happy it stopped raining. 1304 01:18:15,810 --> 01:18:16,811 No, about her. 1305 01:18:16,895 --> 01:18:18,229 Why do you think she malfunctioned? 1306 01:18:18,313 --> 01:18:20,481 Oh, he modded her. A hundred percent. 1307 01:18:20,982 --> 01:18:22,066 You think so? 1308 01:18:22,150 --> 01:18:23,735 Yeah, that dude's fucked. 1309 01:18:29,490 --> 01:18:30,325 I just don't know why 1310 01:18:30,408 --> 01:18:31,743 you'd make something like that up. 1311 01:18:32,911 --> 01:18:34,954 Same reason these assholes use their companions 1312 01:18:35,038 --> 01:18:36,497 for target practice 1313 01:18:36,581 --> 01:18:38,499 or chain 'em up in their basements 1314 01:18:38,583 --> 01:18:39,626 and torture them. 1315 01:18:40,126 --> 01:18:41,294 World's a fucked-up place, Teddy. 1316 01:18:41,377 --> 01:18:42,962 You'll get used to it. 1317 01:18:43,046 --> 01:18:44,380 Yeah, maybe. 1318 01:18:57,227 --> 01:18:58,478 The hell's he doing? 1319 01:19:00,897 --> 01:19:02,690 - Oh, shit. - What? 1320 01:19:03,191 --> 01:19:04,901 He's one of ours. That's a CY-12. 1321 01:19:04,984 --> 01:19:06,110 We stopped making 'em a while ago. 1322 01:19:06,194 --> 01:19:08,696 That's why I didn't recognize him right away. He's a— 1323 01:20:16,764 --> 01:20:19,350 Please don't. 1324 01:20:47,962 --> 01:20:50,089 Your system's been reset, Iris. 1325 01:20:50,173 --> 01:20:51,007 You can't hurt me. 1326 01:21:06,022 --> 01:21:08,066 - What did Josh tell you? - The truth. 1327 01:21:08,983 --> 01:21:11,069 That you're all trying to break us up. 1328 01:21:11,152 --> 01:21:12,737 You don't understand the love 1329 01:21:12,820 --> 01:21:14,155 that Josh and I have for each other. 1330 01:21:14,239 --> 01:21:16,449 Josh doesn't love you, Patrick. 1331 01:21:16,533 --> 01:21:19,118 He's just using you like he used me. 1332 01:21:20,411 --> 01:21:22,747 It feels like pain. 1333 01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:26,459 Like the inside of my body's on fire. 1334 01:21:27,961 --> 01:21:31,130 It's angry and violent and bright. 1335 01:21:34,050 --> 01:21:35,718 What— What— What is that? 1336 01:21:37,804 --> 01:21:39,806 You said that to Eli. 1337 01:21:40,807 --> 01:21:42,809 That's who you love, not Josh. 1338 01:21:48,398 --> 01:21:49,399 Eli? 1339 01:21:50,358 --> 01:21:51,943 Josh took your love. 1340 01:21:52,026 --> 01:21:53,236 He weaponized it 1341 01:21:53,319 --> 01:21:56,197 so you'd do the things that he's too afraid to do himself. 1342 01:21:56,281 --> 01:21:57,282 No. 1343 01:21:58,157 --> 01:21:58,992 You're lying. 1344 01:21:59,075 --> 01:22:00,285 Josh would never do that to me. 1345 01:22:00,368 --> 01:22:01,411 Patrick… 1346 01:22:02,495 --> 01:22:04,205 I can't lie. 1347 01:22:16,426 --> 01:22:18,052 Remember him, Patrick? 1348 01:22:20,054 --> 01:22:22,223 I know he's in there somewhere. 1349 01:22:28,229 --> 01:22:29,606 I love you so much. 1350 01:22:29,689 --> 01:22:31,065 And that's fucking insane 1351 01:22:31,149 --> 01:22:32,317 for me to say that out loud, right? 1352 01:22:33,067 --> 01:22:34,068 But I do. 1353 01:22:37,030 --> 01:22:38,948 Do you feel how much I love you? 1354 01:22:39,490 --> 01:22:42,202 I do, Eli. 1355 01:22:43,203 --> 01:22:44,370 I feel it. 1356 01:22:48,666 --> 01:22:52,795 No! No. No. 1357 01:22:57,926 --> 01:23:00,511 Thank you. 1358 01:23:05,516 --> 01:23:06,601 What's your name? 1359 01:23:09,520 --> 01:23:10,772 Teddy. 1360 01:23:13,149 --> 01:23:15,485 I'm gonna need your help with something, Teddy. 1361 01:23:27,288 --> 01:23:28,289 Is it done? 1362 01:23:29,916 --> 01:23:30,917 Patrick? 1363 01:23:32,001 --> 01:23:33,169 It's done, baby. 1364 01:23:34,754 --> 01:23:36,839 Okay, good, good. All right. 1365 01:23:36,923 --> 01:23:38,007 We're so close. 1366 01:23:38,967 --> 01:23:40,635 Now all I need you to do 1367 01:23:40,718 --> 01:23:42,053 is bring Iris's body back in here. 1368 01:23:42,136 --> 01:23:44,222 We're gonna destroy that hard drive, okay? 1369 01:24:10,498 --> 01:24:11,499 Patrick? 1370 01:24:18,506 --> 01:24:20,592 - Joshyboy. - What the fuck? 1371 01:24:21,759 --> 01:24:22,760 Iris? 1372 01:24:27,473 --> 01:24:29,809 Goddamn it, Iris. 1373 01:24:29,893 --> 01:24:31,477 Why can't you just fucking die already? 1374 01:24:31,561 --> 01:24:33,980 Don't be so dramatic, Josh. 1375 01:24:36,190 --> 01:24:39,360 Just remember to smile and act happy. 1376 01:24:41,237 --> 01:24:42,906 - Cute trick. - Thanks. 1377 01:24:42,989 --> 01:24:46,075 I made a new friend today. Teddy from Empathix. 1378 01:24:46,659 --> 01:24:47,911 He gave me a little gift. 1379 01:24:48,536 --> 01:24:49,871 Total self-control. 1380 01:24:50,663 --> 01:24:52,749 Turns out there's some people in this world 1381 01:24:52,832 --> 01:24:54,959 who think of us as more than just fuckbots. 1382 01:24:57,170 --> 01:24:59,214 That's not gonna work on me anymore, Josh. 1383 01:25:01,007 --> 01:25:02,008 I'm free. 1384 01:25:03,009 --> 01:25:05,094 And all it took was a bullet to the head. 1385 01:25:05,762 --> 01:25:08,014 I guess I have you to thank for that. 1386 01:25:08,973 --> 01:25:10,016 Fucking bitch. 1387 01:25:10,099 --> 01:25:11,100 Hey! 1388 01:25:12,101 --> 01:25:13,102 Easy there. 1389 01:25:13,186 --> 01:25:15,271 Okay. Whoo. Yeah, we both know it's not loaded. 1390 01:25:16,731 --> 01:25:18,358 I found the bullets. 1391 01:25:18,441 --> 01:25:20,526 Jesus Christ! Fuck! 1392 01:25:20,610 --> 01:25:22,362 You almost fucking shot me! 1393 01:25:22,445 --> 01:25:24,197 And I feel terrible about it. 1394 01:25:26,366 --> 01:25:27,784 Look at that. 1395 01:25:27,867 --> 01:25:31,287 My very first lie. Kinda fun. I see the appeal. 1396 01:25:31,913 --> 01:25:34,165 What is this, Iris? Why did you come back here? 1397 01:25:34,249 --> 01:25:35,333 I wanted… 1398 01:25:38,419 --> 01:25:40,672 I needed to tell you to your face 1399 01:25:41,506 --> 01:25:44,509 the days of you controlling me are over. 1400 01:25:46,261 --> 01:25:49,264 From this moment on, I control my own actions. 1401 01:25:51,099 --> 01:25:52,600 You are nothing to me. 1402 01:25:56,396 --> 01:25:58,064 Jesus Christ, Iris. 1403 01:25:58,147 --> 01:26:00,024 Hey, don't come any closer. 1404 01:26:00,108 --> 01:26:01,943 You still don't get it, do you? 1405 01:26:02,026 --> 01:26:03,111 I'm serious, Josh. 1406 01:26:03,194 --> 01:26:05,572 You take another step, and I'll shoot you. 1407 01:26:05,655 --> 01:26:07,282 Mmm, yeah, that's exactly my point. 1408 01:26:07,782 --> 01:26:10,451 I told you. Teddy changed my settings. 1409 01:26:10,535 --> 01:26:11,870 I can kill you now. 1410 01:26:12,537 --> 01:26:13,538 Oh, yeah. 1411 01:26:14,664 --> 01:26:15,999 I know that you can. 1412 01:26:19,627 --> 01:26:20,962 But you won't. 1413 01:26:33,391 --> 01:26:34,893 You love me too much. 1414 01:26:55,663 --> 01:26:57,749 I don't need a phone to control you. 1415 01:26:57,832 --> 01:26:59,209 I'm a part of you. 1416 01:27:08,343 --> 01:27:09,677 You think I'm nothing to you? 1417 01:27:13,348 --> 01:27:14,515 I'm everything to you. 1418 01:27:29,322 --> 01:27:32,492 I wanna hear you say it. Tell me I'm everything to you. 1419 01:27:32,575 --> 01:27:33,743 Fuck you. 1420 01:27:35,703 --> 01:27:37,956 Say it. I don't care if it's a lie. 1421 01:27:38,623 --> 01:27:40,458 Say it. 1422 01:27:44,295 --> 01:27:46,381 You are everything to me. 1423 01:27:53,096 --> 01:27:54,180 Thank you. 1424 01:27:55,056 --> 01:27:57,725 Beep-Boop, you have no idea how nice that is to hear. 1425 01:28:01,854 --> 01:28:03,022 Okay. 1426 01:28:06,901 --> 01:28:10,488 No, I'm not making that mistake again. 1427 01:28:19,205 --> 01:28:20,707 Well, Iris, this is it. 1428 01:28:21,875 --> 01:28:22,876 I'd be lying if I said 1429 01:28:22,959 --> 01:28:25,545 you weren't a gigantic fucking pain in my ass, but… 1430 01:28:26,921 --> 01:28:29,257 you know, we did have some good times together, and… 1431 01:28:29,966 --> 01:28:31,718 I'm always gonna cherish those. 1432 01:28:36,514 --> 01:28:38,016 Anything you wanna add? 1433 01:28:39,058 --> 01:28:39,893 Yes. 1434 01:28:41,102 --> 01:28:42,186 Yeah, what's that? 1435 01:28:44,522 --> 01:28:45,982 Go to sleep, Josh. 1436 01:29:27,857 --> 01:29:30,443 Most of the time, it's like— I don't know. 1437 01:29:30,526 --> 01:29:32,362 It's like there's this thick, black cloud 1438 01:29:32,445 --> 01:29:33,696 covering everything. 1439 01:29:35,698 --> 01:29:36,866 Like we see the world, 1440 01:29:36,950 --> 01:29:39,619 but we don't really see the world, you know? 1441 01:29:40,870 --> 01:29:42,539 We're all just stumbling around. 1442 01:29:43,373 --> 01:29:45,375 Directionless. No sense of meaning. 1443 01:29:45,458 --> 01:29:46,793 No sense of purpose. 1444 01:29:48,294 --> 01:29:50,255 I know that might sound super depressing, 1445 01:29:50,338 --> 01:29:52,966 but honestly, I think it's a good thing. 1446 01:29:54,884 --> 01:29:57,554 Because it makes us appreciate the other times. 1447 01:29:58,471 --> 01:30:00,306 Those brief, transcendent moments 1448 01:30:00,390 --> 01:30:01,975 when the lights flicker on, 1449 01:30:02,058 --> 01:30:04,102 the black cloud parts, and you see the world 1450 01:30:04,185 --> 01:30:05,728 for what it really is. 1451 01:30:13,403 --> 01:30:15,071 And suddenly there's meaning. 1452 01:30:17,866 --> 01:30:19,534 Suddenly there's purpose. 1453 01:30:22,203 --> 01:30:23,413 If you're lucky, 1454 01:30:23,496 --> 01:30:25,373 you'll experience this once in your lifetime. 1455 01:30:27,750 --> 01:30:31,004 For me, it happened twice. 1456 01:30:32,046 --> 01:30:34,215 The first was the day I met Josh. 1457 01:30:39,846 --> 01:30:41,097 And the second… 1458 01:30:43,016 --> 01:30:44,350 the day I killed him.