1 00:01:03,470 --> 00:01:04,303 I 2 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,540 need to get a message out. 3 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,120 I know too much. 4 00:01:13,260 --> 00:01:15,260 They're not going to let us leave. 5 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,260 I'm sending for help. 6 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:20,624 Everything is going to be okay, my little Tweety. 7 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:21,940 I promise. 8 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,460 You can jump or we can push you. 9 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:36,020 Someday the truth will be known. 10 00:05:15,710 --> 00:05:16,543 Everyone, 11 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:37,737 what's that thing in the sky? 12 00:05:37,820 --> 00:05:38,260 I don't know. 13 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:39,277 I'll just shoot it down. 14 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:40,242 Lock on target. 15 00:05:40,780 --> 00:05:41,721 Clear to engage. 16 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:44,860 Beep, beep, beep. 17 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:45,860 Beep, beep, beep. 18 00:05:45,861 --> 00:05:46,861 Beep, beep, beep. 19 00:07:31,010 --> 00:07:34,867 Have you gotten into a catapult hoping to be gently and 20 00:07:34,868 --> 00:07:38,336 sensibly flown to a destination of your choosing only to be 21 00:07:38,337 --> 00:07:41,944 violently piledrived face first into the ground? 22 00:07:42,210 --> 00:07:47,470 Have you ever sat a big stack of TNT on the road hoping to blow up your nemesis? 23 00:07:47,471 --> 00:07:51,310 But when you press the detonator, the detonator itself explodes? 24 00:07:51,830 --> 00:07:54,705 Have you ever pulled the ripcord of your parachute 25 00:07:54,706 --> 00:07:57,424 and only a bunch of silverware comes out? 26 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:01,270 It's not your fault. 27 00:08:01,390 --> 00:08:03,510 There's probably someone to blame. 28 00:08:14,590 --> 00:08:15,290 June. 29 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:15,910 Maltese. 30 00:08:16,270 --> 00:08:17,103 Justice! 31 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:19,430 Two for Tuesdays. 32 00:08:20,730 --> 00:08:21,563 Oh! 33 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:06,950 Oh! 34 00:09:06,951 --> 00:09:07,784 Oh! 35 00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:14,872 Hey, wreck a ball smash! 36 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:17,629 I could probably get you 250 bucks for that. 37 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:18,819 See you next week! 38 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,127 Thank you for calling Avery Jones and Maltese. 39 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,337 If you've been hit by an anvil, press 1. 40 00:09:26,420 --> 00:09:28,557 If you've been electrocuted, press 2. 41 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:31,357 If you've been crushed by a falling piano, press 3. 42 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:32,273 Good morning. 43 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,480 It's almost 3. 44 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:34,200 Huh. 45 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,580 Good morning, Dottie. 46 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:37,340 Not now. 47 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:38,437 Do they have the paperwork? 48 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:39,353 Sal? 49 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:40,040 Hey, kid. 50 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:41,317 Did you sleep in that suit again? 51 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:42,233 Good eye. 52 00:09:42,780 --> 00:09:44,157 I've been waiting for you! 53 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:44,600 Hi. 54 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,877 I have found some catastrophic fires, coincidentally all near match factories, 55 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,867 and I really think it's a great opportunity 56 00:09:50,909 --> 00:09:52,634 to help a lot of people with one case. 57 00:09:52,780 --> 00:09:54,657 How long is this internship again? 58 00:09:54,740 --> 00:09:55,480 Uh, three more months. 59 00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:57,617 Just enough time to really dig in and make a difference. 60 00:09:57,700 --> 00:10:00,828 You know, you really remind me of when I was fresh out 61 00:10:00,829 --> 00:10:03,577 of law school, and I mean that in the worst possible way. 62 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:05,200 And I will take that as a compliment. 63 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:05,780 Oh, no, look! 64 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,540 You've got this. 65 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,960 You know, I'm gonna do you a favor, because you're my niece. 66 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,118 And I want you to have a happy life. 67 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:12,433 Stop. 68 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:18,117 At Oxford... I have a feeling I'm gonna be hearing that phrase a lot. 69 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:22,417 At Oxford, they really stress the importance of the law on everyday lives. 70 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:23,912 And all you're really having me do right 71 00:10:23,913 --> 00:10:25,420 now is brainstorm ideas for your billboards. 72 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:26,020 Yeah. 73 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:30,378 You're new here, so you don't know that this file goes right over here. 74 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,600 And that, my friend, is freedom. 75 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:33,817 I really want to pick it up. 76 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:34,797 No, no, no, no, no, no. 77 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,740 And I really want to file it alphabetically. 78 00:10:36,741 --> 00:10:37,700 No, you will not. 79 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:38,120 Please. 80 00:10:38,121 --> 00:10:40,177 You've got a new client in the conference room. 81 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:41,880 He seems unhinged. 82 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:42,753 Good luck. 83 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:48,333 Mr. Coyote? 84 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:50,513 Coyote? 85 00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:52,013 Coyote. 86 00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:53,940 All right, well, uh... 87 00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:56,058 How can I help you? 88 00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:58,931 Oh, one of my billboards. 89 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,737 Costs a lot of money to put those up. 90 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:03,585 So you've been in an accident? 91 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:06,901 Do you not talk? 92 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,473 Oh, but you have signs. 93 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,800 I don't, uh, understand. 94 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:15,793 All right. 95 00:11:22,270 --> 00:11:23,858 Is that supposed to be you? 96 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:25,150 And who's that? 97 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,440 Uh, okay, what are you... 98 00:11:44,810 --> 00:11:48,670 Not entirely necessary to do all that, but, uh, okay. 99 00:11:48,810 --> 00:11:53,150 Uh, so, seems like we're talking about some, uh, faulty rocket skates that, uh... 100 00:11:53,690 --> 00:11:56,350 backfired when you were trying to capture a bird that you have some sort of... 101 00:11:56,351 --> 00:11:57,690 sordid history with? 102 00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:01,170 So, uh, do you have the rocket skates? 103 00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:03,210 Okay, great. 104 00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:05,710 So, we're gonna write in your name as the plaintiff. 105 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:08,985 Then we'll say we're asking for, uh, I don't know, $300. 106 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:09,850 Three hundred. 107 00:12:10,050 --> 00:12:13,707 And here, we'll write in the name of the company that, uh, made the skates. 108 00:12:13,790 --> 00:12:14,623 Let me guess. 109 00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:15,550 Acme. 110 00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:18,650 But they're great to deal with for little stuff like this. 111 00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:23,490 We just drop your skates in a box... type up a complaint... and boom! 112 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,287 You're the richest coyote in the country. 113 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,667 All I need is a signature. 114 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:28,350 Or you just want to lick it. 115 00:12:28,410 --> 00:12:29,787 That's probably fine, too. 116 00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:30,810 Here we go. 117 00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:32,803 Oh. 118 00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:35,420 Wait! 119 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,340 Mr. Coyote! 120 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:36,640 Hey! 121 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:38,053 Somebody grab that guy! 122 00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:40,120 Mr. Coyote! 123 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:40,540 Look! 124 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,500 I just need you to sign the... 125 00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:49,680 It's an Acme stapler? 126 00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:53,980 I guess that is how staplers work. 127 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,153 Good God. 128 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:00,540 Okay. 129 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:01,300 I get it. 130 00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:03,717 There are problems with Acme's cartoon products. 131 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,094 I see it all the time. 132 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:06,497 I mean, I'm surprised. 133 00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:08,120 Acme makes my phone and my car. 134 00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:09,517 Why would they also make this? 135 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,877 No, this is just silly stuff for cartoons, you know? 136 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,560 What's the worst that could really happen? 137 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,405 They see some birds whipping around their heads? 138 00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:20,737 Well, it doesn't seem that silly to me. 139 00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:24,320 Paige, this is a run-of-the-mill $300 rocket skate case. 140 00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:25,580 Trust me. 141 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:28,437 Ben, doesn't that mean that's a pile of $300 cases? 142 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:28,760 Oh, come on. 143 00:13:28,761 --> 00:13:28,880 I don't know. 144 00:13:28,881 --> 00:13:29,780 Paige, come on. 145 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,719 Do you know what would happen if we submitted 146 00:13:31,761 --> 00:13:33,240 all this stuff as evidence together? 147 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,774 We'd have a giant lawsuit on our hands. 148 00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:37,274 That would be amazing. 149 00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:41,048 And if you could prove a causal connection, 150 00:13:41,090 --> 00:13:42,520 then really the sky's the limit. 151 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,380 The sky is not the limit. 152 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:45,120 All right? 153 00:13:45,121 --> 00:13:46,945 The limit is, like, right here. 154 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,640 We don't do massive cases. 155 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,460 We do quick and easy. 156 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:51,733 All right? 157 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:53,280 Huh. 158 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,127 Where did all this stuff go? 159 00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:56,520 So, Mr. Coyote? 160 00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,860 My professional opinion is that this... What? 161 00:13:58,861 --> 00:14:00,520 This case is worth, you know, a few hundred dollars. 162 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,337 And I can see if they will replace the rockets case. 163 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:05,655 So I'm going to need you to sign this. 164 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:07,880 Rude. 165 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:08,860 All right. 166 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,417 Well, it was nice meeting you. 167 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,797 Do you mind putting the evidence box into the system? 168 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:13,998 I'm going to lunch. 169 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:17,793 Here you go. 170 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,137 Into evidence, please. 171 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:21,100 All right. 172 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:22,514 What have we got here? 173 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,200 Geez. 174 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,169 Someone's suing for a lot. 175 00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:51,410 Excuse me. 176 00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:54,356 Cartoon products cases go down to the basement. 177 00:14:58,770 --> 00:15:02,150 Governor, these threats are tantamount to black men. 178 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:04,864 The law is completely on our side here. 179 00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:06,701 Because we wrote the law. 180 00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:07,810 Okay. 181 00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:09,169 Great to catch up. 182 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,040 Better be straight away on the Plappinger case. 183 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:17,640 Oh, it's done. 184 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:22,057 Let's just say his next vacation will be in prison, but I got something else. 185 00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:22,740 Cartoon case? 186 00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:23,380 Basement. 187 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,717 Yeah, I think you need to see this one. 188 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,900 They're suing us for every Acme cartoon product. 189 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:31,880 Who? 190 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,042 I wasn't familiar with the name. 191 00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:04,910 Okay. 192 00:16:04,911 --> 00:16:08,047 Look, just pay me the money you owe me, or I'll sue you for breach of contract. 193 00:16:08,130 --> 00:16:08,730 Okay, I gotta go. 194 00:16:08,930 --> 00:16:10,401 I'll call you later, Mom. 195 00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:13,330 Well, well, well. 196 00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:15,674 It isn't our resident hot shot. 197 00:16:15,990 --> 00:16:17,127 What does that mean? 198 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:20,007 Serving Acme for every one of their cartoon products. 199 00:16:20,090 --> 00:16:20,730 Yeah, right. 200 00:16:20,970 --> 00:16:22,070 Do I look like that? 201 00:16:22,090 --> 00:16:24,547 You're looking at the guy who would take on the biggest corporation in the world. 202 00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:29,750 You're looking at the guy who is taking on the biggest corporation in the world. 203 00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:32,517 Channel 4 News has just learned that papers 204 00:16:32,518 --> 00:16:35,284 were filed today against the Acme Corporation. 205 00:16:35,470 --> 00:16:39,270 Buddy Crane, Acme's chief legal counsel, declined to comment. 206 00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:40,770 How did this happen? 207 00:16:40,990 --> 00:16:41,570 It's okay. 208 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:42,130 It's okay. 209 00:16:42,190 --> 00:16:42,730 It's exciting. 210 00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:44,447 All eyes on you, ready to show them what you got. 211 00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:48,387 Paige, when we sue Acme for some little thing, nobody even notices. 212 00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:50,307 We're a tiny item on a spreadsheet. 213 00:16:50,390 --> 00:16:50,890 But this? 214 00:16:50,891 --> 00:16:52,890 This went to Buddy Crane. 215 00:16:53,610 --> 00:16:53,710 Who? 216 00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:55,370 Buddy Crane. 217 00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:57,587 He's only, like, the best lawyer in the country. 218 00:16:57,670 --> 00:16:57,910 Okay. 219 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,526 Went to law school together, and he is a total machine. 220 00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:05,534 Built like an ox, his mind is sharp as a tack, 221 00:17:05,535 --> 00:17:08,150 trims his fingernails with a switchblade. 222 00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:10,690 You know, I once saw him eat a lobster... Well, I ate lobster. 223 00:17:10,890 --> 00:17:12,537 while it was still alive. 224 00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:14,367 Not even sure that's legal. 225 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,927 What could I have possibly done to deserve all this? 226 00:17:17,010 --> 00:17:18,363 Did I piss off a witch? 227 00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:18,830 Oh, no. 228 00:17:19,070 --> 00:17:19,903 We could. 229 00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:22,070 How did this happen? 230 00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:24,567 I just typed up everything that was inside the box. 231 00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:26,650 And I just brought the box inside. 232 00:17:26,950 --> 00:17:29,303 I've just been working on my short game. 233 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:34,521 I've been on hold for two hours trying to win tickets to the country jubilee. 234 00:17:39,030 --> 00:17:39,863 You. 235 00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:48,120 Do you have any idea what you've done? 236 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,829 You have put me in such a horrible position. 237 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:51,833 Oh. 238 00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:57,733 Hi. 239 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,780 This is my old friend, Kevin. 240 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,500 Yeah, it's been a while. 241 00:18:02,940 --> 00:18:04,980 Look at you, shaking things up. 242 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,920 Well, not intentionally shaking, really. 243 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,477 I think we should have a face-to-face, don't you? 244 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,400 Your face and my face? 245 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,717 Be in my office. 246 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,440 Fifteen minutes. 247 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,111 Get things right as rain. 248 00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:17,320 Okay. 249 00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:19,340 Sounds looking forward to it. 250 00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:30,557 From its humble roots as a cartoon anvil factory, 251 00:18:30,558 --> 00:18:33,714 Acme has become America's greatest success story. 252 00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:36,900 Acme, I say, Acme is an innovation factory. 253 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,040 We create the impossible. 254 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:43,880 With each new product, we revolutionize industry and the world. 255 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:49,900 We're a company of family values that values its family of companies. 256 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:51,533 Acme. 257 00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:54,253 Hey. 258 00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:59,120 I don't know what your deal is, but I need you to listen to me very carefully. 259 00:18:59,180 --> 00:18:59,400 Stop. 260 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,477 You are going to follow my lead. 261 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:02,140 All right. 262 00:19:02,180 --> 00:19:05,840 We're going to tell them this is all just a big misunderstanding, and we're looking 263 00:19:05,841 --> 00:19:08,217 to get this settled as quickly as possible. 264 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,500 We will be polite. 265 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,962 We will not detonate explosives. 266 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:12,980 All right. 267 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:16,097 If they put something in front of us, we will sign it. 268 00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:17,013 Got it? 269 00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:20,653 Mr. Avery. 270 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:21,920 Bill Pelicanos. 271 00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:23,580 And Mr. Coyote. 272 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:24,957 I'll take you to see Buddy. 273 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,017 So I hear you guys were friends from back in the day, huh? 274 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,806 Guess you could say that if you were incorrect. 275 00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:33,408 And look at this guy going clothing optional. 276 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:36,280 Hey, Buddy. 277 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,461 Look who's here. 278 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,360 This is Mr. Billboard. 279 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:41,759 How you been, man? 280 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:42,140 Good. 281 00:19:42,141 --> 00:19:42,460 Yeah. 282 00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:43,760 Very good. 283 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,837 Those were the days, weren't they? 284 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:46,280 Yeah. 285 00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:47,213 Harvard Law. 286 00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:50,700 You look... good. 287 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:52,860 Thank you. 288 00:19:52,861 --> 00:19:53,694 Have a seat. 289 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:54,280 Okay. 290 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:59,080 I gotta say, I was a bit surprised to see your name on a case of this size. 291 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:00,133 Me too. 292 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,160 I mean, I'm so sorry about all this. 293 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,419 It was just a big misunderstanding. 294 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,017 Well, we got a really busy day around here. 295 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:12,276 And I would hate to keep you from getting back to whatever it is you do. 296 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:12,800 Yeah. 297 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,060 Law stuff, too. 298 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:14,580 Yeah. 299 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:15,060 Yeah. 300 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:15,913 Sure. 301 00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:17,700 Oh, my God. 302 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:24,780 And this seems obvious, but I have to say that ACME denies all charges and accepts 303 00:20:24,781 --> 00:20:29,180 no liability or causal connection between Mr. Coyote's colorful injuries and our 304 00:20:29,181 --> 00:20:31,437 state-of-the-art and life-enhancing family products. 305 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,200 Yeah, yeah. 306 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:32,760 Blah, blah, blah. 307 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:35,270 And, you know, as much fun as it would be to get back in a 308 00:20:35,353 --> 00:20:38,712 courtroom with you, I think it's time to do what you do best. 309 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,040 Settle. 310 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,173 Yeah. 311 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,900 Well, look, thank you so much. 312 00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:46,440 And I'm so sorry for taking up all your time. 313 00:20:46,441 --> 00:20:48,080 It was unintentional. 314 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:48,914 I... 315 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,073 Uh... 316 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:54,513 Uh... 317 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,080 No, no, no. 318 00:20:56,081 --> 00:20:57,097 He didn't mean that. 319 00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:58,537 Do you have another copy? 320 00:20:58,620 --> 00:20:59,477 Is this a joke? 321 00:20:59,560 --> 00:20:59,900 No. 322 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:00,500 No. 323 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,719 This is not funny. 324 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,397 I thought cartoons were supposed to be funny. 325 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,737 Gaston, do you want to fight, Avery? 326 00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:07,157 Your tiny firm is unmatched. 327 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,420 We'll tie you in legal loopholes. 328 00:21:08,421 --> 00:21:09,677 We'll bury you in paperwork. 329 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:13,500 I'll put a dozen of my best lawyers in this 24 hours a day to make sure your name 330 00:21:13,501 --> 00:21:16,442 is more synonymous with failure than it already is. 331 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,940 Oh, and I almost forgot. 332 00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:20,920 We don't validate parking! 333 00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:24,677 Do you know what you could do with 50,000 dollars? 334 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,897 Do you have any idea how many birds you could buy with that? 335 00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:28,340 Flocks! 336 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,240 You know what? 337 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,257 Not that it really matters, but I'm out. 338 00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:31,480 Yeah. 339 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:31,960 That's right. 340 00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:32,900 I quit, man. 341 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:34,477 I'm going to find another lawyer. 342 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,732 And this is already my personal frickin nightmare, and 343 00:21:36,733 --> 00:21:39,608 I'm not sticking around to see if it can get any worse. 344 00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:47,020 Butterfingers. 345 00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:48,293 No! 346 00:21:55,990 --> 00:21:58,407 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 347 00:21:58,490 --> 00:21:59,784 Why didn't you settle? 348 00:22:00,430 --> 00:22:01,447 That's what we do here. 349 00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:02,363 We settle. 350 00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:03,887 Dottie, what do we do here? 351 00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:04,550 We settle. 352 00:22:04,830 --> 00:22:07,827 Okay, I tried to settle, but he wouldn't let me settle. 353 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:08,950 He's a coyote. 354 00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:10,816 We're not even trial lawyers. 355 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:13,513 I have a miniature golf tournament this weekend, so 356 00:22:13,514 --> 00:22:16,306 I don't even know if I'm gonna make it in on Monday. 357 00:22:16,410 --> 00:22:18,090 Plus, trial prep adds up. 358 00:22:18,530 --> 00:22:19,547 Photocopies in this economy. 359 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:22,070 But if we beat Acme, then we can afford a ton of photocopies. 360 00:22:22,110 --> 00:22:23,430 We won't beat Acme. 361 00:22:23,431 --> 00:22:26,590 I mean, nobody ever has, and nobody ever will. 362 00:22:26,730 --> 00:22:29,232 The truth is, even if you quit right now, the firm is already 363 00:22:29,233 --> 00:22:32,587 in the hole for Acme's legal fees, and that's just from today. 364 00:22:32,670 --> 00:22:35,023 I mean, that could close down our doors. 365 00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:39,670 Look, if we lose, we lose. 366 00:22:40,290 --> 00:22:41,950 If we quit, we really lose. 367 00:22:42,650 --> 00:22:43,770 A lot of money. 368 00:22:49,630 --> 00:22:51,390 One true goal for this trial. 369 00:22:51,710 --> 00:22:52,543 It's this. 370 00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:55,530 We can't look like fools, all right? 371 00:22:55,810 --> 00:22:57,850 Our job is not to win this case. 372 00:22:57,890 --> 00:22:58,430 Our job is to win this case. 373 00:22:58,450 --> 00:23:00,367 Our job is to still be in business when it's over. 374 00:23:00,450 --> 00:23:01,509 That's the spirit. 375 00:23:02,210 --> 00:23:03,622 We'll talk like lawyers. 376 00:23:03,810 --> 00:23:05,087 What do real lawyers do? 377 00:23:05,170 --> 00:23:08,758 They would find evidence and start making a list of witnesses. 378 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,313 The bird. 379 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,860 He did witness every time an Acme product malfunctioned. 380 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,597 He could corroborate Wiley's story. 381 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:21,720 Sure, whatever. 382 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,897 Add the Roadrunner to our witness list. 383 00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:24,900 One more thing. 384 00:23:25,260 --> 00:23:27,319 Um, where is Mr. Coyote gonna stay? 385 00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:42,220 Fine, boss, be free! 386 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,637 All right, don't give me that look. 387 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:55,040 Yeah. 388 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,220 I live in a motel. 389 00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:57,712 Look, I got pool access. 390 00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:01,330 Uh... You know, there's no mortgage... Never have to make my bed. 391 00:24:01,460 --> 00:24:04,937 There's an incredible all-you-can-eat seafood buffet around the corner. 392 00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:07,380 Uh, tissues come out of a Daarum wall. 393 00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:10,173 Ha. 394 00:24:12,530 --> 00:24:13,363 Hi, Jerry. 395 00:24:22,970 --> 00:24:23,890 Yeah, hi, 396 00:24:28,150 --> 00:24:30,350 I need another room for a few nights. 397 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,310 Not near me, please. 398 00:24:34,910 --> 00:24:35,850 He's not a pet. 399 00:24:36,130 --> 00:24:37,670 He looks like a pet. 400 00:24:38,330 --> 00:24:40,742 Who rents a separate room for their pets? 401 00:24:40,890 --> 00:24:41,747 Cherry, come on. 402 00:24:41,830 --> 00:24:43,327 I've been living here for almost five years. 403 00:24:43,410 --> 00:24:44,010 You know me. 404 00:24:44,011 --> 00:24:45,750 No pets. 405 00:24:47,170 --> 00:24:48,003 Okay. 406 00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:49,727 You want to do this? 407 00:24:49,810 --> 00:24:53,139 Legally speaking, a pet is a domesticated or tamed animal 408 00:24:53,140 --> 00:24:56,267 kept as a companion in or outside an individual's residence. 409 00:24:56,350 --> 00:24:57,930 This is Mr. Coyote. 410 00:24:58,010 --> 00:24:59,070 He is my client. 411 00:24:59,110 --> 00:25:01,687 He's not my pet nor anyone's pet in the eyes of the law. 412 00:25:01,770 --> 00:25:05,590 And as such, that sign or any rule that accompanies it does not apply to him. 413 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:05,950 All right? 414 00:25:06,010 --> 00:25:07,407 It does not say no animals. 415 00:25:07,490 --> 00:25:09,351 And just my unbiased opinion, he may actually 416 00:25:09,352 --> 00:25:11,473 have a case against you for discrimination. 417 00:25:12,030 --> 00:25:12,863 Yeah. 418 00:25:15,330 --> 00:25:16,850 He pees on the rug. 419 00:25:17,190 --> 00:25:18,210 It's on you. 420 00:25:18,410 --> 00:25:19,070 All right, deal. 421 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:21,827 But I would need a full workup of urine analysis. 422 00:25:21,910 --> 00:25:22,950 I mean, it's a motel. 423 00:25:22,951 --> 00:25:24,833 Plenty of people pee on the rug. 424 00:25:28,990 --> 00:25:30,790 Oh, right next door. 425 00:25:32,330 --> 00:25:33,163 Of course. 426 00:25:38,090 --> 00:25:38,923 Coming 427 00:26:17,110 --> 00:26:21,030 up next, a mouse breaks the sound barrier in Guadalajara. 428 00:26:21,350 --> 00:26:24,550 One week more to catch Albuquerque's annual carrot festival. 429 00:26:24,570 --> 00:26:27,158 While it's still in town, are you having fun? 430 00:26:27,310 --> 00:26:28,143 We are. 431 00:27:18,910 --> 00:27:21,263 You're kind of a psychopath, aren't you? 432 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:25,790 Watch and learn. 433 00:27:25,990 --> 00:27:27,872 So we take the subpoena like so. 434 00:27:28,030 --> 00:27:30,736 Just cover it with copious amounts of birdseed. 435 00:27:30,970 --> 00:27:34,047 Roadrunner eats the birdseed, grabs a subpoena, and boom. 436 00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:36,601 He's legally obligated to show up to court. 437 00:27:37,230 --> 00:27:38,642 Instant Roadrunner trap. 438 00:27:40,650 --> 00:27:41,532 He's got a gun. 439 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:44,990 Beep, beep. 440 00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:47,895 Is this some kind of inside thing with you guys? 441 00:27:54,390 --> 00:27:56,155 Is everyone clear on our plan? 442 00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:56,670 No. 443 00:27:56,790 --> 00:27:57,050 Nah. 444 00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:57,530 Yes. 445 00:27:57,930 --> 00:27:59,247 Paige, what's our plan? 446 00:27:59,330 --> 00:28:02,750 So we have to prove to a jury that acne cartoon products are at fault for every 447 00:28:02,751 --> 00:28:04,767 accident that Wiley's had going back years. 448 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:08,687 So we are going to take pictures and we're going to gather evidence. 449 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,810 And we're going to put the evidence in little bags. 450 00:28:10,811 --> 00:28:13,327 And we're going to interview experts and witnesses. 451 00:28:13,410 --> 00:28:16,447 And we're going to highlight big books of photocopied documents. 452 00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:19,027 And we're going to pound the pavement and we're going to study up. 453 00:28:19,110 --> 00:28:20,718 And we're going to try and catch our big 454 00:28:20,719 --> 00:28:22,570 eyewitness by leaving a nice note in the desert. 455 00:28:22,730 --> 00:28:24,243 And if we follow my plan by the end of this, 456 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:26,544 we'll have enough evidence to take acne down. 457 00:28:29,390 --> 00:28:30,990 We really have nothing. 458 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:35,469 I mean, I kind of assumed that we'd have nothing, but this is nothing. 459 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,640 All rise. 460 00:28:54,690 --> 00:28:59,850 The Court of the Second Judicial Circuit of Albuquerque is now in session. 461 00:29:00,410 --> 00:29:03,370 The Honorable Judge Trapa Grosso presided. 462 00:29:04,470 --> 00:29:05,529 You may be seated. 463 00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:16,940 Human. 464 00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:19,333 Human. 465 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,193 Quiet! 466 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,700 My name is Judge Trapa Grosso. 467 00:29:36,701 --> 00:29:40,260 The name of the case is Coyote versus Acme. 468 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,520 I am not a loosey-goosey judge. 469 00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:46,940 I am a no-nonsense, no-silly-stuff judge. 470 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,720 Is that understood? 471 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:50,913 Yes. 472 00:29:53,420 --> 00:29:54,520 Mr. Crane. 473 00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:18,577 We live in a great country, don't we? 474 00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:21,337 Because it's one that values freedom above all else. 475 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:23,717 You're free to live your life any way you see fit. 476 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,682 Could mean living in the desert. 477 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,200 Out in a cave. 478 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,953 Spending your days chasing after a bird. 479 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,040 Who is much, much faster than you. 480 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,400 But that, that is your right. 481 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,082 As an American. 482 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,997 But that freedom, it comes with great responsibility. 483 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,989 If you were to take a missile, for instance, 484 00:30:43,031 --> 00:30:44,720 and you were to glue handlebars to it. 485 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,741 Well, that's, that's your choice. 486 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,507 But we expect you to understand that that missile and 487 00:30:49,508 --> 00:30:52,393 those handlebars, they aren't designed to catch birds. 488 00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:57,280 What I will prove to this jury is that man, Wile E. 489 00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:00,020 Coyote, he is reckless. 490 00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:02,771 And all of his injuries are self-inflicted. 491 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,734 I mean, we won't condemn him, you or I. 492 00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:09,040 We all know who's responsible. 493 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,720 As clear as the desert sky. 494 00:31:12,180 --> 00:31:13,840 I think I just laid an egg. 495 00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:15,097 God bless America. 496 00:31:15,180 --> 00:31:16,415 God bless the troops. 497 00:31:18,100 --> 00:31:19,688 Damn, that was really good. 498 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,856 Oh, uh, please don't write that down. 499 00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,937 And, and, please don't write that down. 500 00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:27,480 Or, or, that down. 501 00:31:29,380 --> 00:31:30,380 Mr. Avery. 502 00:31:54,110 --> 00:31:59,590 Um, now, uh, now what, what did the, uh, defense say we're gonna argue? 503 00:32:00,770 --> 00:32:01,603 Huh? 504 00:32:02,110 --> 00:32:03,910 I mean, I know the answer to it. 505 00:32:03,970 --> 00:32:04,630 I know the answer. 506 00:32:04,770 --> 00:32:05,967 I'm not asking you a question. 507 00:32:06,050 --> 00:32:07,932 I mean, it is, it is a question. 508 00:32:08,070 --> 00:32:11,110 But it's a question that I'm asking to me. 509 00:32:11,111 --> 00:32:11,830 Let me start over. 510 00:32:11,950 --> 00:32:13,009 Let me start over. 511 00:32:13,790 --> 00:32:14,190 Objection. 512 00:32:14,191 --> 00:32:15,050 To my start. 513 00:32:16,910 --> 00:32:19,176 So the defense said that we were gonna 514 00:32:19,218 --> 00:32:21,950 argue that, uh, the products are dangerous. 515 00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:25,410 And that acne is negligent in, uh, selling them. 516 00:32:25,570 --> 00:32:27,629 I, I do really agree with all that. 517 00:32:27,810 --> 00:32:30,027 I mean, it's not fancy, but it's true. 518 00:32:30,110 --> 00:32:31,690 Um, if, uh, sorry. 519 00:32:31,830 --> 00:32:32,948 One second, please. 520 00:32:33,650 --> 00:32:34,483 One sec... 521 00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:37,170 Wiley, we don't need evidence right now. 522 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:38,083 Mr. Avery. 523 00:32:38,310 --> 00:32:39,143 Okay, okay. 524 00:32:39,330 --> 00:32:40,250 Excuse me, Your Honor. 525 00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:44,590 My client would like me to show you this defective acne rocket skate. 526 00:32:44,750 --> 00:32:47,456 And as you can see, there's a faulty on switch. 527 00:32:48,490 --> 00:32:49,323 Nothing. 528 00:32:57,420 --> 00:32:58,560 God bless America. 529 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,380 God, uh, bless the troops. 530 00:33:03,380 --> 00:33:06,120 Opening arguments today in Coyote v. 531 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:06,820 Acme. 532 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:12,160 Sources close to the case report that Acme is doing a fantastic job protecting their 533 00:33:12,161 --> 00:33:16,080 brand and dignity, while the plaintiff appears hungry and afraid. 534 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:17,340 More after this. 535 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,316 One week more to catch Albuquerque's annual 536 00:33:23,317 --> 00:33:26,434 carrot festival while it's still in town. 537 00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:28,253 Yeah? 538 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,900 241, we've been getting noise complaints about a loud TV. 539 00:33:32,220 --> 00:33:32,540 Seriously? 540 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,292 It's the TV you're having a problem with. 541 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,220 Okay, I'll turn it... 542 00:33:39,460 --> 00:33:40,700 Are you having fun? 543 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:41,833 We, uh... 544 00:33:47,890 --> 00:33:49,390 Cherry, I turned it off. 545 00:33:49,391 --> 00:33:50,224 Meem. 546 00:33:51,050 --> 00:33:52,010 What's up, Doc? 547 00:33:52,870 --> 00:33:53,703 Who's this? 548 00:33:54,110 --> 00:33:55,870 I, uh, can't tell you. 549 00:33:56,010 --> 00:33:58,210 I want to, but I can't. 550 00:33:58,211 --> 00:33:59,830 A pickle, ain't it? 551 00:33:59,970 --> 00:34:01,807 You sure you have the right number? 552 00:34:01,890 --> 00:34:02,550 Your trial. 553 00:34:02,730 --> 00:34:06,070 I think I may be able to help you with Acme. 554 00:34:06,270 --> 00:34:06,790 What? 555 00:34:07,030 --> 00:34:10,010 I have information that could stop Acme. 556 00:34:10,110 --> 00:34:10,943 For good. 557 00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:12,807 Oh my God, you could stop this case? 558 00:34:12,890 --> 00:34:15,310 If this gets out, it'll all be over. 559 00:34:15,550 --> 00:34:17,850 I have an associate with information. 560 00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:21,408 If they figure out what he knows, he's a sitting duck. 561 00:34:21,550 --> 00:34:22,383 Well, who? 562 00:34:22,510 --> 00:34:23,670 Where do I find him? 563 00:34:23,710 --> 00:34:24,390 Write this down. 564 00:34:24,510 --> 00:34:25,467 I'm only gonna say it once. 565 00:34:25,550 --> 00:34:25,970 Okay, okay. 566 00:34:26,110 --> 00:34:26,690 Grabbing a pen. 567 00:34:26,770 --> 00:34:27,770 Hang on, hang on. 568 00:34:27,950 --> 00:34:29,610 666 Gary Road Drive. 569 00:34:29,650 --> 00:34:31,607 That doesn't sound like a place I want to go. 570 00:34:31,690 --> 00:34:32,690 Look for a check. 571 00:34:33,170 --> 00:34:36,450 Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 572 00:34:36,910 --> 00:34:38,910 And they've made people disappear. 573 00:34:39,530 --> 00:34:40,610 Don't forget that. 574 00:34:40,810 --> 00:34:41,643 I won't. 575 00:34:42,270 --> 00:34:44,388 Will I be able to contact you again? 576 00:35:04,890 --> 00:35:05,723 Mr. Leghorn. 577 00:35:06,290 --> 00:35:09,170 Buddy, I say buddy, you little rascal, you. 578 00:35:09,550 --> 00:35:10,407 That was Bora Bora. 579 00:35:10,490 --> 00:35:13,390 The tax haven's so nice, they named it twice. 580 00:35:14,130 --> 00:35:18,910 So I say I heard we have ourselves a lawsuit in the animated sector. 581 00:35:19,430 --> 00:35:20,647 Talk to PR about this. 582 00:35:20,730 --> 00:35:22,067 You know, it's a local paper. 583 00:35:22,150 --> 00:35:22,987 And pretty flattering. 584 00:35:23,070 --> 00:35:24,790 You know, I'm gonna win this case as fast as I can. 585 00:35:24,850 --> 00:35:26,498 But in the meantime, I think things like this 586 00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:28,090 make us look pretty good in the public eye. 587 00:35:28,130 --> 00:35:32,071 Not ideal, but you know, it's like killing two birds with one stone. 588 00:35:32,890 --> 00:35:35,110 Uh, one stone. 589 00:35:35,390 --> 00:35:38,170 Two birds, one stone. 590 00:35:38,330 --> 00:35:40,250 What a vile expression. 591 00:35:40,690 --> 00:35:41,950 I only... Rotten. 592 00:35:41,951 --> 00:35:47,150 We both know it would be very, I say very unpleasant for everyone 593 00:35:47,151 --> 00:35:53,430 involved if anything bigger, I say bigger, were to become public. 594 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,860 Oh, mysterious collar. 595 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:09,800 It's so cool. 596 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,529 So what do you sound like? 597 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:12,400 I don't know. 598 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,596 He's kind of like, eh, what's up, doc? 599 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:15,878 I have information. 600 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:16,917 Chomp, chomp, chomp. 601 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,857 He's like chewing on a cracker or something. 602 00:36:18,940 --> 00:36:19,773 Okay. 603 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,540 Well, math is saying it should be right here. 604 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,040 It's just a wall. 605 00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:27,740 Jack! 606 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:28,600 God. 607 00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:30,531 Is there a Jack anywhere? 608 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:34,080 Wait. 609 00:36:34,081 --> 00:36:34,914 What's that? 610 00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:37,220 Oh, that kind of Jack. 611 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,682 Somebody's got a sense of humor. 612 00:36:58,790 --> 00:37:00,790 There's a duck, and he is sitting. 613 00:37:01,230 --> 00:37:02,230 Feels a bit easy. 614 00:37:02,650 --> 00:37:04,510 Well, good thing I like easy. 615 00:37:06,210 --> 00:37:07,043 Excuse me. 616 00:37:07,710 --> 00:37:09,990 Hi, uh, my name is Kevin Avery. 617 00:37:10,030 --> 00:37:10,670 This is Paige. 618 00:37:10,790 --> 00:37:12,527 I'm a personal injury attorney. 619 00:37:12,610 --> 00:37:14,610 Well, look who decided to show up. 620 00:37:14,770 --> 00:37:15,490 Oh, great. 621 00:37:15,590 --> 00:37:16,110 Thank you. 622 00:37:16,210 --> 00:37:17,787 I wasn't sure if you knew we were coming. 623 00:37:17,870 --> 00:37:20,967 You're a little late, and you're still wearing that hideous suit. 624 00:37:21,050 --> 00:37:24,990 Take your pants off right over there, please, and, um, strike a pose. 625 00:37:24,991 --> 00:37:26,450 Uh, no. 626 00:37:26,610 --> 00:37:29,387 It's so difficult to find nude models these days. 627 00:37:29,470 --> 00:37:29,970 Sit down. 628 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:31,644 Uh... Lasperella? 629 00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:33,110 Eh, we're all right. 630 00:37:33,130 --> 00:37:33,570 Thank you. 631 00:37:33,910 --> 00:37:35,987 Disrobe and pretend you're thinking. 632 00:37:36,070 --> 00:37:38,541 I expect this is going to take a few hours. 633 00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:42,074 Yeah, um, we had an anonymous caller say that 634 00:37:42,075 --> 00:37:44,624 you might have some important information. 635 00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:48,127 Yeah, information that can help us end our case quickly. 636 00:37:48,210 --> 00:37:49,043 Information? 637 00:37:49,470 --> 00:37:50,303 Yes. 638 00:37:50,690 --> 00:37:51,590 About acne? 639 00:37:51,910 --> 00:37:52,743 Acne? 640 00:37:54,990 --> 00:37:55,823 Uh, yes. 641 00:37:56,010 --> 00:37:56,843 Acne. 642 00:37:57,210 --> 00:37:58,043 Acme? 643 00:38:01,730 --> 00:38:02,563 Acme? 644 00:38:02,710 --> 00:38:05,250 After all this, they call me Staffy? 645 00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:06,950 The world is Staffy! 646 00:38:07,170 --> 00:38:07,690 Acme? 647 00:38:07,770 --> 00:38:08,603 Ac-you! 648 00:38:08,770 --> 00:38:10,087 You'll never get it out of me! 649 00:38:10,170 --> 00:38:11,641 I'll tell you everything. 650 00:38:11,950 --> 00:38:14,230 Your face is covered in acne! 651 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,377 He really shouldn't be here. 652 00:38:26,460 --> 00:38:27,420 I agree, Doctor. 653 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:28,995 Not staring at Sophia 654 00:38:36,410 --> 00:38:39,070 for any, uh, pantsless modeling gig. 655 00:38:40,290 --> 00:38:41,349 Look, I'm a horse! 656 00:38:42,370 --> 00:38:43,203 I'm a horse! 657 00:38:59,030 --> 00:39:02,710 Well, we drove him crazy and we got... a canipate. 658 00:39:02,890 --> 00:39:03,630 Well, it could be important. 659 00:39:03,730 --> 00:39:07,463 Clearly, he's been holding onto this for a while, so... Wait. 660 00:39:09,990 --> 00:39:11,049 That's all, folks. 661 00:39:13,590 --> 00:39:14,730 Are we the folks? 662 00:39:24,290 --> 00:39:25,927 Do you think we're gonna get kidnapped? 663 00:39:26,010 --> 00:39:26,892 Held to ransom? 664 00:39:28,410 --> 00:39:29,370 I feel so alive! 665 00:39:55,620 --> 00:39:57,267 So, what do you think it is? 666 00:40:01,220 --> 00:40:02,053 Thanks. 667 00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:35,580 That looks unspeakably dangerous. 668 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,100 And yet he walked in anyway. 669 00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:42,731 Wait, what are you doing? 670 00:40:42,820 --> 00:40:43,938 I'm following Wily. 671 00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:48,625 Now I just look like a loser if I stay out here. 672 00:40:51,460 --> 00:40:52,820 Coming into the tunnel. 673 00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:06,773 Hello? 674 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,616 I bet they don't tell you to walk down mysterious 675 00:41:10,617 --> 00:41:12,994 tunnels in your fancy classes at Oxford. 676 00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:15,337 I bet they discourage you, actually. 677 00:41:15,420 --> 00:41:18,277 Actually, I thought about majoring in mysterious tunnels. 678 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,180 No, you didn't. 679 00:41:19,220 --> 00:41:20,053 Yeah, I did. 680 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,380 What have we got here? 681 00:41:33,580 --> 00:41:34,720 I found a message! 682 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,040 What does it say? 683 00:41:36,180 --> 00:41:40,060 It says, Daffy, I'm not sure how long I have. 684 00:41:40,220 --> 00:41:42,320 I hope this message gets to you. 685 00:41:50,380 --> 00:41:56,280 Things have gone awry with Project Sisyphus. 686 00:41:57,260 --> 00:41:58,093 Sisyphus? 687 00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:00,260 What is Project Sisyphus? 688 00:42:01,460 --> 00:42:06,600 Acme is watching my every move, and I have a feeling I'm in grave danger. 689 00:42:14,790 --> 00:42:15,623 If 690 00:42:21,970 --> 00:42:25,330 you see this message, please send help. 691 00:42:25,331 --> 00:42:26,730 Dr. Laurie. 692 00:42:27,030 --> 00:42:27,863 Captain! 693 00:42:28,110 --> 00:42:28,943 Crane! 694 00:42:31,170 --> 00:42:31,650 Go! 695 00:42:31,890 --> 00:42:32,110 Go! 696 00:42:32,190 --> 00:42:32,330 Go! 697 00:42:32,370 --> 00:42:32,510 Go! 698 00:42:32,511 --> 00:42:33,344 Go! 699 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,120 Did I not say unspeakably dangerous? 700 00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:03,460 Didn't I say those exact words? 701 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:03,780 No. 702 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:04,280 I did. 703 00:43:04,420 --> 00:43:04,640 Okay. 704 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:05,800 What could this mean? 705 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:06,840 Project Sisyphus? 706 00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:08,220 I don't know. 707 00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:09,480 I don't know. 708 00:43:09,481 --> 00:43:10,200 All right. 709 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,153 What? 710 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:13,900 What just happened? 711 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:16,953 What? 712 00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:20,860 Boss, I think they're on to us. 713 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:23,160 Okay. 714 00:43:23,220 --> 00:43:25,237 So Sisyphus is from Greek mythology. 715 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:29,860 And he was punished by the gods and made to roll a boulder up a hill every day. 716 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,920 But it would just roll right back down for eternity. 717 00:43:36,140 --> 00:43:36,973 Huh. 718 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,833 And it was also what Daffy was painting. 719 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,120 So what? 720 00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:42,816 That's not evidence. 721 00:43:43,140 --> 00:43:45,237 None of this is going to help us win a trial. 722 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:45,560 All right. 723 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,957 This is... It's all just a waste of our time. 724 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:52,120 We have a client who, no offense, can't read a warning label. 725 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:56,240 We have piles and piles of stuff that he himself broke. 726 00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,460 We have nothing, Paige. 727 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,580 Well, you've been settling Acme cases for years. 728 00:44:02,581 --> 00:44:05,100 And you have never stopped to think and see a pattern. 729 00:44:05,180 --> 00:44:06,013 A pattern? 730 00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:06,580 Yes. 731 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:10,020 My clients go boom, and two seconds later, they're fine. 732 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,233 Nobody cares. 733 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,680 So that makes it okay? 734 00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:16,840 Boom, $100, that's fair? 735 00:44:17,380 --> 00:44:19,540 This case can make it right. 736 00:44:19,580 --> 00:44:22,657 This is your opportunity to really show people what you're capable of. 737 00:44:22,740 --> 00:44:25,211 Yeah, but that only works if I don't lose. 738 00:44:25,380 --> 00:44:27,237 And why do you assume you're going to lose? 739 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,300 Are you kidding? 740 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,540 It is really super easy to lose. 741 00:44:31,541 --> 00:44:33,700 And it's better you learn that now. 742 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:40,320 You know, everyone thought I was crazy for coming here. 743 00:44:41,020 --> 00:44:43,585 But I didn't want to just go to some big 744 00:44:43,586 --> 00:44:47,094 law firm and help the rich guys get richer. 745 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:49,800 I thought... 746 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,285 I thought you were actually still a real lawyer. 747 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,140 Yeah, me too. 748 00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:52,360 So, uh, what is it about the Roadrunner? 749 00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:59,730 There are no words. 750 00:46:01,930 --> 00:46:04,550 You know, I envy you, really. 751 00:46:05,050 --> 00:46:08,410 You know, it must be nice to have such a clear goal. 752 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:11,526 I mean, I used to have that, I think. 753 00:46:11,990 --> 00:46:14,630 You know, I was hungry, and I was chasing. 754 00:46:15,390 --> 00:46:18,447 But I didn't like the pressure of having to always win. 755 00:46:18,530 --> 00:46:20,410 And I got burnt out on trying. 756 00:46:21,690 --> 00:46:23,627 Anyway, you're a really good listener. 757 00:46:23,710 --> 00:46:24,543 Hey! 758 00:46:25,090 --> 00:46:26,167 What are you doing? 759 00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:27,083 Stop! 760 00:46:27,190 --> 00:46:28,023 Wiley! 761 00:46:28,410 --> 00:46:29,243 Stop! 762 00:46:29,390 --> 00:46:29,750 Stop! 763 00:46:30,130 --> 00:46:30,963 Ah! 764 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:35,242 There's a trap! 765 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:36,040 Stop! 766 00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:36,340 Stop! 767 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:36,580 Stop! 768 00:46:36,700 --> 00:46:36,800 Stop! 769 00:46:36,801 --> 00:46:37,000 Stop! 770 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:42,750 We were having a heart-to-heart! 771 00:46:43,990 --> 00:46:44,510 Wait! 772 00:46:44,610 --> 00:46:45,130 Wiley! 773 00:46:45,250 --> 00:46:46,721 You can't make that jump! 774 00:46:47,390 --> 00:46:48,223 Wiley! 775 00:47:28,380 --> 00:47:29,260 You made it. 776 00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,873 Well, you go a long way to make a point. 777 00:47:45,700 --> 00:47:50,913 Hey, Wiley. 778 00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:52,533 Thanks. 779 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,214 I'll see you tomorrow. 780 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,100 Are you sitting down? 781 00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:06,840 Uh, yes. 782 00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:08,220 Well, Sal's not. 783 00:49:08,340 --> 00:49:09,917 Is that gonna be a problem? 784 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,660 Wiley is conning us. 785 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,110 The only reason he's doing this case is to 786 00:49:14,111 --> 00:49:16,880 catch and kill the Roadrunner during the trial. 787 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,200 That's not good. 788 00:49:18,540 --> 00:49:20,157 It's all just part of a plot. 789 00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:22,777 He's just using us so he'll put the bird on the witness stand. 790 00:49:22,860 --> 00:49:25,637 If the Roadrunner shows up to court, it'll be chaos. 791 00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:26,837 I'll look like a fool. 792 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:29,437 If the firm will fold, we'll be mattress salesmen. 793 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:32,137 That's kind of demeaning to mattress salesmen. 794 00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:32,460 Fine. 795 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,160 We'll be, uh, garbage men. 796 00:49:34,340 --> 00:49:34,840 Come in. 797 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:35,440 Okay. 798 00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:36,200 Garbage people. 799 00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,120 My dad's garbage people. 800 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:39,120 Okay. 801 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,717 I'm just really nervous about letting Wiley back into this courtroom. 802 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,000 Without Wiley, there's no trial. 803 00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:45,437 With no trial, there's no firm. 804 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,700 And without the firm, we are... We gonna be broke. 805 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,811 I hate to suggest lying to a dog, but you're gonna 806 00:49:50,812 --> 00:49:54,007 have to convince him that the Roadrunner will be there. 807 00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:55,760 Paige, I was wrong. 808 00:49:55,960 --> 00:50:00,277 See what you can find out about Project Sisyphus and how it's connected to ACME. 809 00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:00,700 Great. 810 00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:01,777 I'm already on it. 811 00:50:01,860 --> 00:50:02,693 Okay. 812 00:51:46,860 --> 00:51:47,460 Hi. 813 00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:50,860 I was just wondering if a Dr. Laurie still lives here? 814 00:51:58,420 --> 00:52:00,160 They listen, you know. 815 00:52:00,580 --> 00:52:02,820 Would you like some tea, dearie? 816 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:09,200 It was a very happy marriage. 817 00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:14,203 He used to work long days, but would still come home and 818 00:52:14,204 --> 00:52:17,700 play the piano for me for hours, because he loved me. 819 00:52:17,701 --> 00:52:19,640 He knew how much I loved it. 820 00:52:19,940 --> 00:52:23,720 We had 87 years together. 821 00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:25,200 I am grateful. 822 00:52:26,020 --> 00:52:28,597 Um, when did Dr. Laurie pass away, if you don't mind me asking? 823 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,680 Oh, he's not dead. 824 00:52:31,420 --> 00:52:32,540 He's missing. 825 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,866 He went to work one day with our little 826 00:52:35,908 --> 00:52:39,400 bird, and I never saw either of them again. 827 00:52:39,620 --> 00:52:44,940 They told me he ran off with his secretary, but I don't think so. 828 00:52:45,060 --> 00:52:46,920 His secretary was a penguin. 829 00:52:48,380 --> 00:52:50,909 What can you tell me about Project Sisyphus? 830 00:53:06,710 --> 00:53:07,543 What? 831 00:53:08,570 --> 00:53:09,470 Which day what? 832 00:53:10,770 --> 00:53:13,241 Oh, which day is the Roadrunner testifying? 833 00:53:13,890 --> 00:53:14,830 Any day now. 834 00:53:15,050 --> 00:53:19,226 Why, do you have any particular reason for wanting to catch up with him? 835 00:53:20,510 --> 00:53:22,451 Okay, well, I'll keep you posted. 836 00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:31,170 I need this Roadrunner. 837 00:53:32,010 --> 00:53:32,843 Absolutely. 838 00:53:33,310 --> 00:53:34,143 Why exactly? 839 00:53:35,090 --> 00:53:36,543 He's the only one that's seen every time 840 00:53:36,544 --> 00:53:38,784 this moron's used our products incorrectly. 841 00:53:38,870 --> 00:53:39,703 I had to bet. 842 00:53:40,130 --> 00:53:41,424 He's holding a grudge. 843 00:53:42,290 --> 00:53:43,787 Go out there and you burn with me. 844 00:53:43,870 --> 00:53:46,046 How hard could it be to catch a bird? 845 00:53:46,310 --> 00:53:47,143 Heh, heh, heh. 846 00:54:00,310 --> 00:54:01,310 I am sick. 847 00:54:01,450 --> 00:54:04,330 I will punch a baby bear in his... Give me lip. 848 00:54:04,470 --> 00:54:05,850 I'm gonna send you to the yard. 849 00:54:05,851 --> 00:54:06,510 Get a stick. 850 00:54:06,630 --> 00:54:07,290 Make a switch. 851 00:54:07,470 --> 00:54:09,410 I can end the conversation real quick. 852 00:54:09,411 --> 00:54:10,510 I've been a liar. 853 00:54:10,830 --> 00:54:12,647 I can kick a lion in his crack. 854 00:54:12,730 --> 00:54:14,810 I'm the... I will fall off in your crib. 855 00:54:14,910 --> 00:54:15,510 Take a deep. 856 00:54:15,610 --> 00:54:18,444 Hit your... On the... Get your... My 857 00:54:55,070 --> 00:54:59,070 husband was the head inventor of animated products at Acme. 858 00:54:59,270 --> 00:55:01,505 He was so excited when he got the job. 859 00:55:01,650 --> 00:55:05,010 He wanted to make things that really helped cartoons. 860 00:55:05,570 --> 00:55:07,530 Like the anti-lump pump. 861 00:55:09,150 --> 00:55:11,130 An eraser of stinky lines. 862 00:55:13,050 --> 00:55:15,750 Oh, and this anti-predator spray. 863 00:55:15,970 --> 00:55:16,803 Hello? 864 00:55:18,570 --> 00:55:21,830 After a while, things changed. 865 00:55:22,370 --> 00:55:24,770 He didn't like what was going on. 866 00:55:25,030 --> 00:55:27,310 And then he disappeared. 867 00:55:27,750 --> 00:55:30,330 Recently, I've been getting phone calls. 868 00:55:30,610 --> 00:55:35,184 Sometimes they hang up, but sometimes... Me? 869 00:55:35,970 --> 00:55:37,030 What's up, doc? 870 00:55:37,690 --> 00:55:39,930 I don't know the man on the telephone. 871 00:55:40,130 --> 00:55:42,910 I don't know where my dear husband is. 872 00:55:43,250 --> 00:55:48,850 But I know Project Sisyphus is the reason he's gone. 873 00:55:50,050 --> 00:55:54,670 Project Roadkill in T-3... 874 00:55:55,290 --> 00:56:00,060 2... 1... Sir, this is the target looking at us. 875 00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:01,313 Meep, meep. 876 00:56:07,820 --> 00:56:09,140 Did we catch him? 877 00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:19,233 So... 878 00:56:20,220 --> 00:56:21,053 Obviously... 879 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,140 We hit a speed bump. 880 00:56:24,300 --> 00:56:25,380 Does it itch? 881 00:56:25,381 --> 00:56:26,214 Yes. 882 00:56:26,940 --> 00:56:28,528 But I'm afraid to touch it. 883 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:39,737 You eyes and ears out there. 884 00:56:39,820 --> 00:56:40,340 What happened? 885 00:56:40,620 --> 00:56:41,620 What did you see? 886 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,180 Well, I taught Utah. 887 00:56:43,540 --> 00:56:44,580 You taught Utah? 888 00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,820 I don't pay you to tink Utah. 889 00:56:46,980 --> 00:56:47,700 I pay you to talk. 890 00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:48,120 Utah! 891 00:56:48,540 --> 00:56:48,980 Utah? 892 00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:49,780 Or you taught Utah? 893 00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:51,317 Because you just said you taught Utah. 894 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:51,840 I did. 895 00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:52,753 I did talk. 896 00:56:53,260 --> 00:56:53,820 What did you teach? 897 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:55,019 What did you talk? 898 00:56:55,540 --> 00:56:58,060 A breakdown on the eastern perimeter. 899 00:56:58,780 --> 00:57:00,880 Ultimately, that's where he ran off. 900 00:57:00,881 --> 00:57:04,680 That roadrunner is very, very fast, sir. 901 00:57:05,220 --> 00:57:05,620 No! 902 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,117 Step your game up, Bird. 903 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,237 They're getting too close. 904 00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:09,717 I don't just want him scared. 905 00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:10,859 I want him ruined. 906 00:57:11,860 --> 00:57:14,300 I want him to stop digging around. 907 00:57:14,660 --> 00:57:16,557 You know what happened to Dr. Lorry. 908 00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,417 You want the same thing to happen to your granny. 909 00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:18,860 No! 910 00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:19,953 Please! 911 00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,595 I'll get him tonight! 912 00:57:22,180 --> 00:57:23,414 I... I... 913 00:57:27,650 --> 00:57:29,370 Hey, great job, big dog. 914 00:57:29,410 --> 00:57:30,150 Shut up, Patches! 915 00:57:30,170 --> 00:57:30,830 Absolutely, sir. 916 00:57:31,010 --> 00:57:32,481 Want to say another word? 917 00:57:32,670 --> 00:57:33,503 No! 918 00:57:34,710 --> 00:57:35,543 No! 919 00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:28,960 Doctor Lorry, will you listen to me? 920 00:58:29,180 --> 00:58:30,617 I really need you tonight. 921 00:58:30,700 --> 00:58:35,780 Uh, uh, uh... An detective will help me with today's search! 922 00:58:35,781 --> 00:58:39,071 Uh, uh... I wish I could say more, but 923 00:58:39,113 --> 00:58:43,057 Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 924 00:58:46,540 --> 00:58:47,220 That's evidence. 925 00:58:47,340 --> 00:58:48,516 Okay, that's enough. 926 00:58:50,100 --> 00:58:51,276 Wiley, Wiley, Wiley. 927 00:58:51,380 --> 00:58:52,213 Stop that. 928 00:58:55,340 --> 00:58:57,640 Is there some kind of plan to this? 929 00:59:06,260 --> 00:59:07,093 There it is. 930 00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:08,233 Wait. 931 00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:10,060 I know this song. 932 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:10,840 From where? 933 00:59:11,140 --> 00:59:11,640 I don't know. 934 00:59:11,740 --> 00:59:14,520 It's like a TV show or an ad or... 935 00:59:15,220 --> 00:59:16,053 Wait. 936 00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:20,016 Albuquerque's annual Carrot Festival. 937 00:59:20,180 --> 00:59:20,740 Okay. 938 00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,040 What is that? 939 00:59:22,300 --> 00:59:24,920 A festival of carrots in Albuquerque. 940 00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:26,902 It happens every year, annually. 941 00:59:40,490 --> 00:59:41,323 Hello? 942 00:59:43,050 --> 00:59:43,950 Mystery caller? 943 00:59:44,550 --> 00:59:46,730 Mystery caller, who called me? 944 00:59:47,210 --> 00:59:49,067 Tell him we're from Avery Jones and Maltese. 945 00:59:49,150 --> 00:59:51,209 We're from Avery Jones and Maltese. 946 00:59:51,330 --> 00:59:53,330 You can show yourself at any time. 947 00:59:54,330 --> 00:59:57,250 So, uh, what is up, Doc? 948 00:59:58,150 --> 00:59:58,730 Who's there? 949 00:59:59,030 --> 01:00:00,501 I'll never tell you, Mac. 950 01:00:00,590 --> 01:00:03,187 I'm a creature of the night, a shadow that moves. 951 01:00:03,270 --> 01:00:05,211 You'll never figure out who I am. 952 01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:07,130 Oh, my. 953 01:00:07,350 --> 01:00:07,990 Oh, heavens. 954 01:00:08,110 --> 01:00:09,310 You've seen my face. 955 01:00:09,450 --> 01:00:10,367 Don't look at me. 956 01:00:10,450 --> 01:00:12,210 I'm too... beautiful. 957 01:00:13,130 --> 01:00:14,090 Mystery caller? 958 01:00:14,410 --> 01:00:16,532 I tell you, the budget has been bumbling and 959 01:00:16,533 --> 01:00:18,830 stumbling your way through this case for weeks. 960 01:00:19,150 --> 01:00:21,247 You're lucky you have me on your side. 961 01:00:21,330 --> 01:00:22,467 Hey, you been followed? 962 01:00:22,550 --> 01:00:23,310 Got eyes on you? 963 01:00:23,370 --> 01:00:24,727 Caught by a red light camera? 964 01:00:24,810 --> 01:00:25,928 Spotted by a drone? 965 01:00:26,050 --> 01:00:27,910 Have you been... bugged? 966 01:00:28,470 --> 01:00:30,407 This is just getting embarrassing now. 967 01:00:30,490 --> 01:00:32,667 Look, I got, like, a million questions for you. 968 01:00:32,750 --> 01:00:33,907 Why didn't you call again? 969 01:00:33,990 --> 01:00:35,267 What happened to Dr. Laurie? 970 01:00:35,350 --> 01:00:37,587 And what can you tell us about Project Sisyphus? 971 01:00:37,670 --> 01:00:39,407 Enough with the questions, Counselor. 972 01:00:39,490 --> 01:00:41,470 This calls for a flashback. 973 01:00:42,410 --> 01:00:46,292 Dr. Laurie was the head inventor of acne cartoon products, you see. 974 01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:48,850 He built some amazing things. 975 01:00:50,310 --> 01:00:52,781 Essentials, like the quick change machine. 976 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:57,230 One day, they sent an executive from corporate to oversee things. 977 01:00:57,231 --> 01:00:59,110 The guy was a real toy. 978 01:01:00,030 --> 01:01:03,530 Suddenly, there was a lot of secrets. 979 01:01:04,470 --> 01:01:07,410 They called it Project Sisyphus. 980 01:01:08,030 --> 01:01:12,190 Under the new management, the test became increasingly reckless. 981 01:01:14,930 --> 01:01:16,427 I'm not sure I understand. 982 01:01:16,510 --> 01:01:17,690 What was it all for? 983 01:01:17,970 --> 01:01:20,558 They weren't inventing products for cartoons. 984 01:01:21,090 --> 01:01:24,030 They were using cartoons to invent products. 985 01:01:25,150 --> 01:01:31,044 Dr. Laurie told them this was wrong, and that their tests were harmful to cartoons. 986 01:01:31,590 --> 01:01:34,090 He pleaded with them to put an end to it. 987 01:01:34,370 --> 01:01:38,370 But instead, they put an end to him. 988 01:01:39,710 --> 01:01:42,687 Everyone who worked on Project Sisyphus is either 989 01:01:42,688 --> 01:01:47,310 missing, were forced to work for acne, or quacked. 990 01:01:47,730 --> 01:01:49,367 And when did the program end? 991 01:01:49,450 --> 01:01:50,150 Don't you see? 992 01:01:50,350 --> 01:01:51,550 It never ended. 993 01:01:51,630 --> 01:01:52,630 It evolved. 994 01:01:54,030 --> 01:01:56,896 Instead of testing dangerous products in the 995 01:01:56,897 --> 01:01:59,550 lab, they let them out into the real world. 996 01:01:59,670 --> 01:02:00,503 Yes. 997 01:02:00,730 --> 01:02:03,930 Wiley's rocket skates, they were designed to backfire. 998 01:02:04,170 --> 01:02:05,207 Now you're getting it. 999 01:02:05,290 --> 01:02:09,018 The more something breaks, the more a cartoon gets hurt, 1000 01:02:09,019 --> 01:02:12,273 the more data to make better acne products for humans. 1001 01:02:12,790 --> 01:02:13,950 Exactly, exactly. 1002 01:02:14,810 --> 01:02:18,410 Wiley, you're what they call a high usage user. 1003 01:02:18,550 --> 01:02:23,270 They let you boom and splat and bang for years and years. 1004 01:02:23,850 --> 01:02:25,590 Knowing full well the toll. 1005 01:02:25,850 --> 01:02:27,607 Would you testify to this in court? 1006 01:02:27,690 --> 01:02:29,227 The world needs to hear this. 1007 01:02:29,310 --> 01:02:29,890 No, no, no. 1008 01:02:29,950 --> 01:02:32,707 You need someone on the inside to spill the beans. 1009 01:02:32,790 --> 01:02:35,110 Get the head of PR at Acme to testify. 1010 01:02:35,430 --> 01:02:36,724 He's a master of spin. 1011 01:02:36,830 --> 01:02:39,030 His name is... Uh-oh. 1012 01:02:39,170 --> 01:02:40,090 That's my cue. 1013 01:02:56,160 --> 01:03:06,160 They didn't. 1014 01:03:07,511 --> 01:03:09,682 Hey, if anyone asks, tell them your informant 1015 01:03:09,724 --> 01:03:11,550 was a little hunter with a funny hat. 1016 01:03:11,551 --> 01:03:12,647 We're all counting on you. 1017 01:03:12,730 --> 01:03:13,563 Bye. 1018 01:03:29,170 --> 01:03:30,290 Yeah, that's great. 1019 01:03:30,410 --> 01:03:31,947 No one's going to get through that door. 1020 01:03:32,030 --> 01:03:33,890 Any added security is great. 1021 01:03:40,510 --> 01:03:43,392 Will you tell us your role at Acme for the record? 1022 01:03:48,510 --> 01:03:49,550 Okay, great. 1023 01:03:49,551 --> 01:03:51,727 If he says anything wrong, we'll get him out of here. 1024 01:03:51,810 --> 01:03:52,050 Done. 1025 01:03:52,230 --> 01:03:55,930 And what does your role as PR representative entail? 1026 01:03:56,110 --> 01:03:57,290 Well, Acme. 1027 01:04:00,470 --> 01:04:03,370 So you have authority to speak for Acme. 1028 01:04:07,430 --> 01:04:11,070 What can you tell us about Project Sisyphus? 1029 01:04:14,770 --> 01:04:18,550 Mr. Devil, what is Project Sisyphus? 1030 01:04:18,551 --> 01:04:21,727 Project Sisyphus, may I remind you, you are under oath. 1031 01:04:26,380 --> 01:04:27,213 Puddin'! 1032 01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:32,273 Objection? 1033 01:04:33,420 --> 01:04:35,244 Counselors, approach the bench. 1034 01:04:38,460 --> 01:04:42,140 This case is turning my courtroom into a circus. 1035 01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:44,220 They just ejected my witness! 1036 01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:45,718 We don't know that. 1037 01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:48,040 Uh... The devil! 1038 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:52,200 I couldn't agree more. 1039 01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:55,737 I'd like to file a motion to exclude all evidence submitted by the prosecution. 1040 01:04:55,820 --> 01:04:57,380 Save the original pair of rocket skates. 1041 01:04:57,460 --> 01:04:58,460 All else is overreaching. 1042 01:04:58,540 --> 01:04:59,180 Motion granted. 1043 01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:00,580 Are you kidding? 1044 01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:01,540 Thank you, your honor. 1045 01:05:01,620 --> 01:05:05,077 Now in response, I'd like to file a motion for dismissal due to lack of evidence. 1046 01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:06,060 Motion granted. 1047 01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:07,657 I'm tired of all this bunk. 1048 01:05:07,740 --> 01:05:09,377 You're not allowed to say that. 1049 01:05:09,460 --> 01:05:11,519 That's the beauty of being a judge. 1050 01:05:11,620 --> 01:05:13,149 I can say whatever I want. 1051 01:05:13,340 --> 01:05:14,173 Mis-trial? 1052 01:05:14,260 --> 01:05:15,560 There, I said it. 1053 01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:16,482 Case dismissed. 1054 01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:18,600 Case dismissed. 1055 01:05:21,420 --> 01:05:22,253 It 1056 01:05:31,250 --> 01:05:35,010 was a miscarriage of justice, but it was not a surprise. 1057 01:05:35,330 --> 01:05:38,898 The Acme Corporation has knowingly been putting dangerous 1058 01:05:38,899 --> 01:05:42,070 products into the hands of cartoons for decades. 1059 01:05:42,510 --> 01:05:45,057 Acme has gone to great lengths to cover up an 1060 01:05:45,058 --> 01:05:48,184 insidious plot that they call Project Sisyphus. 1061 01:05:48,510 --> 01:05:52,070 They have threatened the safety of myself and my client. 1062 01:05:52,290 --> 01:05:53,123 Look. 1063 01:05:53,330 --> 01:05:55,570 Bombs, boulders, pianos. 1064 01:05:55,590 --> 01:05:57,390 They will stop at nothing. 1065 01:05:58,210 --> 01:06:02,870 But myself and my associates, we will keep fighting. 1066 01:06:03,410 --> 01:06:05,318 I mean, these companies think they can do 1067 01:06:05,319 --> 01:06:07,590 whatever they want and get away with all of it. 1068 01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:08,650 Because they do. 1069 01:06:09,270 --> 01:06:10,370 We're sick of it. 1070 01:06:10,610 --> 01:06:11,990 And it stops now. 1071 01:06:12,230 --> 01:06:14,406 So we're getting ready to launch a... 1072 01:06:18,750 --> 01:06:20,570 Excuse me a moment. 1073 01:06:20,690 --> 01:06:20,990 Excuse me. 1074 01:06:21,010 --> 01:06:21,450 Excuse me. 1075 01:06:21,490 --> 01:06:21,850 Wiley! 1076 01:06:22,270 --> 01:06:25,570 More chaos in court today after the Acme trial was dismissed. 1077 01:06:25,571 --> 01:06:28,590 By the very fair and honorable Judge Tropo Grosso. 1078 01:06:28,770 --> 01:06:33,407 The plaintiffs made their objections known by wrestling a six-foot cartoon rocket. 1079 01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:34,323 It's all good. 1080 01:06:34,410 --> 01:06:35,586 Nothing to see here. 1081 01:06:38,190 --> 01:06:39,390 Is that your car? 1082 01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:56,400 Hey, Paige. 1083 01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:57,740 Have you seen? 1084 01:06:58,140 --> 01:06:58,660 What? 1085 01:06:58,820 --> 01:06:59,380 Your speech. 1086 01:06:59,620 --> 01:07:01,820 It's the number one trending news item in the country right now. 1087 01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:02,821 It's everywhere. 1088 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:03,520 What? 1089 01:07:03,700 --> 01:07:04,994 Do you like my speech? 1090 01:07:05,300 --> 01:07:08,720 Well, and the car exploding, I think is a part of it. 1091 01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:11,473 What? 1092 01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:30,033 Well... 1093 01:07:35,380 --> 01:07:38,580 I I I get it. 1094 01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:39,433 I I I I I 1095 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,529 Wait, where are you going? 1096 01:07:45,060 --> 01:07:45,460 What? 1097 01:07:45,461 --> 01:07:47,000 Wiley, no, you can't go. 1098 01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:48,400 I need you in DC. 1099 01:07:48,780 --> 01:07:50,337 I mean, this is the big showdown. 1100 01:07:50,420 --> 01:07:52,377 If you don't show up, there's no hearing. 1101 01:07:52,460 --> 01:07:54,989 This whole thing will have been for nothing. 1102 01:07:57,100 --> 01:07:58,806 The Roadrunner will be there. 1103 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,682 Yeah, of course, he'll be there. 1104 01:08:03,100 --> 01:08:04,159 Yeah, he's coming. 1105 01:08:05,180 --> 01:08:05,980 I promise. 1106 01:08:05,981 --> 01:08:06,814 I promise. 1107 01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:08,200 It's over. 1108 01:08:08,260 --> 01:08:09,093 Come on. 1109 01:08:09,300 --> 01:08:10,241 What do you say? 1110 01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,000 The whole world will be watching. 1111 01:08:13,820 --> 01:08:14,938 And he'll be there. 1112 01:08:21,070 --> 01:08:21,903 All right. 1113 01:08:22,030 --> 01:08:22,470 Good. 1114 01:08:22,590 --> 01:08:23,010 Come on. 1115 01:08:23,011 --> 01:08:23,844 Let's go. 1116 01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:46,865 What initially seemed to be a case of routine 1117 01:08:46,866 --> 01:08:49,680 product malfunction has turned into a David vs. 1118 01:08:49,940 --> 01:08:51,680 Goliath tale as old as time. 1119 01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:54,597 We'd like to wish our furry little friend good luck in DC. 1120 01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:55,897 We're rooting for you, Wiley. 1121 01:08:55,980 --> 01:08:57,200 And we always were. 1122 01:08:57,820 --> 01:08:59,173 Next time on Day One... 1123 01:09:07,390 --> 01:09:13,290 When a company is this successful, there's always someone looking to tear it down. 1124 01:09:13,630 --> 01:09:15,770 But our hands are clean. 1125 01:09:17,150 --> 01:09:18,787 Flight attendants prepare for landing. 1126 01:09:18,870 --> 01:09:22,458 Sorry about that initial wrong turn out of Albuquerque, folks. 1127 01:09:39,710 --> 01:09:40,830 No more warrants. 1128 01:09:40,910 --> 01:09:44,190 I don't care if you kidnap him, run him out of town, or throw him down a hole, No. 1129 01:09:44,370 --> 01:09:46,607 Wiley Coyote will not be at the hearing tomorrow. 1130 01:09:46,690 --> 01:09:47,523 Are we clear? 1131 01:09:48,290 --> 01:09:49,123 Yes, boss. 1132 01:09:49,250 --> 01:09:50,083 We'll clear. 1133 01:09:54,490 --> 01:09:55,630 Please be quiet. 1134 01:09:58,390 --> 01:10:00,230 Wiley, please be quiet. 1135 01:10:02,670 --> 01:10:07,376 Look, I promise you what I have to do is more important than what you have to do. 1136 01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:18,544 There's been a change of plans. 1137 01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:26,981 He... he couldn't make it, right? 1138 01:10:38,230 --> 01:10:38,590 Fine. 1139 01:10:38,591 --> 01:10:40,809 You think I would drag the Roadrunner out here so 1140 01:10:40,810 --> 01:10:43,371 you could destroy me in front of the entire world? 1141 01:10:43,530 --> 01:10:45,048 Yeah, I know you just wanted him in that 1142 01:10:45,049 --> 01:10:46,770 courtroom so you could catch him and eat him. 1143 01:10:47,050 --> 01:10:48,756 Why would I help you do that? 1144 01:10:50,170 --> 01:10:51,730 Okay, yeah, I lied. 1145 01:10:51,990 --> 01:10:52,590 I lied. 1146 01:10:52,670 --> 01:10:54,547 I needed you to stay with this case. 1147 01:10:54,630 --> 01:10:55,310 But you know what? 1148 01:10:55,470 --> 01:10:56,910 You lied to me. 1149 01:10:57,670 --> 01:10:58,030 Huh? 1150 01:10:58,031 --> 01:10:59,310 You misled me. 1151 01:10:59,830 --> 01:11:02,147 You made me think that this case was about something. 1152 01:11:02,230 --> 01:11:03,090 And it is. 1153 01:11:03,550 --> 01:11:05,807 You know, this is way bigger than the Roadrunner. 1154 01:11:05,890 --> 01:11:08,307 Did you not even process what the rabbit said? 1155 01:11:08,390 --> 01:11:10,810 You're a high-usage user. 1156 01:11:10,950 --> 01:11:12,247 I mean, look at all this stuff. 1157 01:11:12,330 --> 01:11:13,271 You're addicted. 1158 01:11:14,070 --> 01:11:19,450 Every explosion, every time you fell to the bottom of a canyon, Acme wanted that. 1159 01:11:19,810 --> 01:11:22,570 You know, I changed around my whole life for you. 1160 01:11:22,630 --> 01:11:24,030 My entire routine. 1161 01:11:24,330 --> 01:11:28,742 You're probably all gonna blow up in my face because you wanted a drumstick. 1162 01:11:29,830 --> 01:11:30,663 Oh, myself? 1163 01:11:31,030 --> 01:11:34,450 You have only cared about your plan this entire time. 1164 01:11:34,610 --> 01:11:35,630 Oh, the Roadrunner. 1165 01:11:35,631 --> 01:11:36,310 The Roadrunner. 1166 01:11:36,370 --> 01:11:38,194 I'm so sick of this Roadrunner. 1167 01:11:38,410 --> 01:11:40,410 You're never gonna catch him! 1168 01:11:43,850 --> 01:11:44,683 Okay? 1169 01:11:45,850 --> 01:11:48,190 You just... you really aren't. 1170 01:11:48,890 --> 01:11:50,030 Just stop trying. 1171 01:11:58,490 --> 01:11:59,010 Yeah? 1172 01:11:59,230 --> 01:12:00,030 Hey, Kev. 1173 01:12:00,130 --> 01:12:03,196 Look, I didn't want to have to tell you this right before the hearing, but, uh. 1174 01:12:04,610 --> 01:12:07,081 We've spent every last cent on this trial. 1175 01:12:08,650 --> 01:12:09,567 We're out of money. 1176 01:12:09,650 --> 01:12:11,190 So, what does that mean? 1177 01:12:11,370 --> 01:12:13,834 It means, unless there's some kind of miracle, 1178 01:12:13,835 --> 01:12:16,344 there's not gonna be a firm to come back to. 1179 01:12:16,890 --> 01:12:20,430 I made you guys appointments to donate plasma next week. 1180 01:12:21,150 --> 01:12:21,983 I can't go. 1181 01:12:23,870 --> 01:12:25,827 I don't want to put this kind of pressure on you. 1182 01:12:25,910 --> 01:12:27,792 We just thought you should know. 1183 01:12:28,850 --> 01:12:29,683 Okay. 1184 01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:00,033 Uh, 1185 01:16:22,310 --> 01:16:23,428 what is the holdup? 1186 01:16:26,190 --> 01:16:27,425 He's in the bathroom. 1187 01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:42,816 Looks like you had a rough night, huh? 1188 01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:45,800 Oh, thanks for your believable concern. 1189 01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:46,760 Come on. 1190 01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:48,817 Do you really want to go out there? 1191 01:16:48,900 --> 01:16:49,733 I mean... 1192 01:16:50,460 --> 01:16:51,519 All those cameras? 1193 01:16:52,740 --> 01:16:53,573 Pressure? 1194 01:16:57,940 --> 01:16:58,773 What is this? 1195 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:00,757 It's everything you ever wanted. 1196 01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:02,487 Freedom from responsibility. 1197 01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:05,548 That's no strings attached. 1198 01:17:05,740 --> 01:17:06,880 That is under the table. 1199 01:17:06,940 --> 01:17:07,480 That's for you. 1200 01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:09,517 All I gotta do is walk out this door right now. 1201 01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:10,541 I mean, come on. 1202 01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:14,257 I really want to just keep doing the same thing over and over again. 1203 01:17:14,340 --> 01:17:16,260 Try, fail, try, fail. 1204 01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:18,826 Expecting a different result. 1205 01:17:21,950 --> 01:17:23,990 I just realized that, uh... 1206 01:17:24,490 --> 01:17:24,710 Yeah. 1207 01:17:25,290 --> 01:17:26,123 I do. 1208 01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:33,980 You get the gist. 1209 01:17:45,710 --> 01:17:47,807 Oh my god, you look like a stuntman. 1210 01:17:47,890 --> 01:17:48,723 Is Wiley here? 1211 01:17:48,910 --> 01:17:49,767 He's not with you? 1212 01:17:49,850 --> 01:17:51,944 I haven't seen him since we were going 80 miles 1213 01:17:51,945 --> 01:17:54,524 an hour on the highway strapped to a refrigerator. 1214 01:17:54,710 --> 01:17:55,230 What the hell? 1215 01:17:55,390 --> 01:17:57,130 I thought you guys were in the hotel room next to me. 1216 01:17:57,190 --> 01:17:58,308 I feel so left out. 1217 01:17:58,510 --> 01:17:59,830 I really screwed up. 1218 01:18:00,570 --> 01:18:02,527 He knows the roadrunner's not coming. 1219 01:18:02,610 --> 01:18:03,650 He knows I lied. 1220 01:18:04,390 --> 01:18:05,223 Ugh. 1221 01:18:05,750 --> 01:18:06,583 I'm a jerk. 1222 01:18:06,890 --> 01:18:08,527 I should have been honest with him. 1223 01:18:08,610 --> 01:18:09,904 It just seemed easier. 1224 01:18:12,230 --> 01:18:13,030 Mr. Aveway. 1225 01:18:13,130 --> 01:18:13,970 Uh, thank you. 1226 01:18:13,971 --> 01:18:15,267 Thank you for joining us today. 1227 01:18:15,350 --> 01:18:20,590 We are here to determine whether or not Acme products are a danger to society. 1228 01:18:20,970 --> 01:18:22,499 Uh, where was your client? 1229 01:18:24,030 --> 01:18:27,390 I'm, uh, not entirely sure, to be honest. 1230 01:18:28,110 --> 01:18:32,030 Senator Fudd, the fact that Mr. Coyote hasn't deemed it necessary to grace us 1231 01:18:32,031 --> 01:18:34,065 with his presence at the scheduled time should 1232 01:18:34,066 --> 01:18:36,564 tell you all you need to know about his character. 1233 01:18:36,650 --> 01:18:36,930 Hmm. 1234 01:18:37,210 --> 01:18:39,430 I think this does tell us a lot. 1235 01:18:39,990 --> 01:18:40,823 Look. 1236 01:18:40,970 --> 01:18:43,950 My client has a long history with Acme. 1237 01:18:43,970 --> 01:18:48,630 He's been using their products for decades. 1238 01:18:49,090 --> 01:18:52,250 Why is that, if they're so... dangerous? 1239 01:18:52,970 --> 01:18:55,205 Well, he doesn't have a choice, really. 1240 01:18:55,970 --> 01:19:00,230 Acme has a monopoly over all the tools required for Mr. Coyote's work. 1241 01:19:00,470 --> 01:19:01,303 His work? 1242 01:19:01,490 --> 01:19:04,950 I have here that he's unemployed and living in a cave. 1243 01:19:07,870 --> 01:19:08,510 It's true. 1244 01:19:08,670 --> 01:19:09,050 It's true. 1245 01:19:09,230 --> 01:19:10,090 It's a fact. 1246 01:19:10,530 --> 01:19:12,190 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1247 01:19:12,191 --> 01:19:14,150 Pursuant to Sylvester V. 1248 01:19:14,170 --> 01:19:18,130 Gonzales, chase by predator is a legal occupation under the law. 1249 01:19:18,950 --> 01:19:22,250 He may not get a salary, but he works. 1250 01:19:22,710 --> 01:19:26,530 In fact, he's one of the most hardworking people I've ever met. 1251 01:19:27,230 --> 01:19:28,350 And he's brave. 1252 01:19:29,390 --> 01:19:33,810 He will walk out onto the tiniest rope over the largest canyon. 1253 01:19:34,050 --> 01:19:38,570 He'll straddle a rocket that he's glued handlebars to without batting an eye. 1254 01:19:38,750 --> 01:19:39,583 I mean... 1255 01:19:40,190 --> 01:19:41,023 Uh... 1256 01:19:42,430 --> 01:19:43,263 Sorry. 1257 01:19:44,970 --> 01:19:45,803 Look. 1258 01:19:47,250 --> 01:19:50,319 When Mr. Coyote first walked into my office, I 1259 01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:53,264 was the laziest person you could ever imagine. 1260 01:19:53,610 --> 01:19:55,190 I didn't want to work. 1261 01:19:55,350 --> 01:19:57,250 I didn't want to try anything. 1262 01:19:58,090 --> 01:20:01,490 Because deep down, I didn't want to fail. 1263 01:20:02,550 --> 01:20:04,197 But he's not afraid of that. 1264 01:20:05,030 --> 01:20:08,230 No matter what happens, he picks himself up. 1265 01:20:08,390 --> 01:20:12,170 He tries again and again and again and again. 1266 01:20:12,171 --> 01:20:15,270 He would never think of quitting. 1267 01:20:16,530 --> 01:20:20,410 He wakes up every morning with purpose and with hope. 1268 01:20:21,710 --> 01:20:24,475 And I think everyone should be inspired by that. 1269 01:20:27,630 --> 01:20:28,710 I know I am. 1270 01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:48,426 You don't need signs anymore. 1271 01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:50,249 Thank you for coming back. 1272 01:20:52,540 --> 01:20:56,600 Mr. Weghorn, thank you for taking the time from your busy schedule. 1273 01:20:56,880 --> 01:21:00,340 Now we've requested that Mr. Avery ask you a few questions. 1274 01:21:01,240 --> 01:21:04,940 I've been studying this guy in interviews. 1275 01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:06,220 He's a blowhard. 1276 01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:07,221 He's a huge ego. 1277 01:21:07,340 --> 01:21:08,400 Here I am, son. 1278 01:21:09,580 --> 01:21:10,440 All right. 1279 01:21:10,580 --> 01:21:11,980 I can work with that. 1280 01:21:28,130 --> 01:21:34,990 Mr. Leghorn, are you aware of the ACME program known as Project Sisyphus? 1281 01:21:35,290 --> 01:21:37,990 I am familiar with the name. 1282 01:21:38,570 --> 01:21:39,210 Okay. 1283 01:21:39,350 --> 01:21:43,770 And how would you explain the type of program that it is to this committee? 1284 01:21:43,771 --> 01:21:46,242 Well, it's one of research and development. 1285 01:21:46,490 --> 01:21:47,030 Great. 1286 01:21:47,170 --> 01:21:51,567 So you're constantly innovating your cartoon product line to make it better? 1287 01:21:51,650 --> 01:21:52,483 Yes, son. 1288 01:21:52,590 --> 01:21:53,170 Okay. 1289 01:21:53,290 --> 01:21:54,227 That makes sense. 1290 01:21:54,310 --> 01:21:57,212 But if you're studying these products so closely, 1291 01:21:57,213 --> 01:21:59,290 why are they malfunctioning so frequently? 1292 01:21:59,630 --> 01:22:01,627 That sounds like something you might tinker with. 1293 01:22:01,710 --> 01:22:04,770 Well, son, business is complex. 1294 01:22:06,050 --> 01:22:06,650 Okay. 1295 01:22:06,750 --> 01:22:09,732 Now, does any of the information that you get from 1296 01:22:09,733 --> 01:22:12,430 Project Sisyphus go into developing the human line? 1297 01:22:12,431 --> 01:22:13,264 Sure. 1298 01:22:13,390 --> 01:22:13,830 Sure? 1299 01:22:14,010 --> 01:22:14,430 Okay. 1300 01:22:14,470 --> 01:22:15,310 So you admit it. 1301 01:22:15,330 --> 01:22:16,470 He just admitted it. 1302 01:22:16,510 --> 01:22:17,050 Did you hear that? 1303 01:22:17,170 --> 01:22:18,110 He admitted it. 1304 01:22:18,190 --> 01:22:21,235 You're intentionally giving dangerous products to cartoons, 1305 01:22:21,236 --> 01:22:24,132 willfully causing pain to millions in this process? 1306 01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:34,520 You think progress isn't worth a little pain? 1307 01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:36,280 A little discomfort? 1308 01:22:36,860 --> 01:22:38,280 It is, son. 1309 01:22:38,440 --> 01:22:40,200 It always has been. 1310 01:22:40,820 --> 01:22:45,080 Besides, nothing we've done today or any other day is illegal. 1311 01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:47,165 Isn't that right, Mr. Leghorn? 1312 01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:49,313 Absolutely. 1313 01:22:49,720 --> 01:22:50,553 Absolutely. 1314 01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:52,584 The law is completely on our side here, and so 1315 01:22:52,585 --> 01:22:54,200 is the popular opinion of the silent majority. 1316 01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:56,320 Thank you, Mr. Crane. 1317 01:22:56,380 --> 01:22:57,120 Mr. Leghorn. 1318 01:22:57,140 --> 01:22:58,137 And another thing. 1319 01:22:58,220 --> 01:22:59,360 Take a seat, son. 1320 01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:02,020 I'm asking the questions here. 1321 01:23:02,180 --> 01:23:04,260 Take a seat, son. 1322 01:23:07,020 --> 01:23:09,491 There's nothing cuter than this prosecutor. 1323 01:23:12,100 --> 01:23:16,920 I am reminded of my days as a little rooster on the porch. 1324 01:23:16,921 --> 01:23:16,940 My home sweet home. 1325 01:23:16,941 --> 01:23:20,823 I'm on my way to a poultry farm, where I learned a valuable lesson. 1326 01:23:21,340 --> 01:23:23,880 Cartoons are resilient. 1327 01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:28,300 Hit us with a mallet, throw us off a cliff. 1328 01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:29,700 We can take it. 1329 01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:36,260 Speaking as a cartoon, I think it could even be a little bit funny. 1330 01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:37,233 Am I right? 1331 01:23:44,810 --> 01:23:47,610 So what's a little pain for the great good? 1332 01:23:48,210 --> 01:23:50,550 Pain is a part of life. 1333 01:23:50,710 --> 01:23:51,150 And if there's is a little pain, it's a lot. 1334 01:23:51,151 --> 01:23:52,210 And it's valuable. 1335 01:23:52,550 --> 01:23:56,607 You like that comfortable rubber in those shoes there, don't you, son? 1336 01:23:56,690 --> 01:23:58,007 Well, that's duty-free. 1337 01:23:58,090 --> 01:24:04,290 We developed it by bouncing it one million times off the face of a cartoon. 1338 01:24:04,770 --> 01:24:08,990 Those tornado pills became jet propellers. 1339 01:24:09,090 --> 01:24:11,550 That high-speed tonic got us to the moon. 1340 01:24:12,070 --> 01:24:17,450 So yes, yes, our cartoon products sometimes do explode. 1341 01:24:18,270 --> 01:24:20,570 Sometimes they do backfire. 1342 01:24:21,830 --> 01:24:27,410 Sometimes they push the boundaries of gravity and science. 1343 01:24:27,830 --> 01:24:30,771 But do you all want to live in a world without new? 1344 01:24:30,930 --> 01:24:32,550 Without progress? 1345 01:24:33,410 --> 01:24:35,822 Now, what is it you always say, Mr. Crane? 1346 01:24:36,330 --> 01:24:39,870 Can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. 1347 01:24:41,830 --> 01:24:42,948 Well, that's right! 1348 01:24:44,790 --> 01:24:47,367 And in this case, if that egg is something... 1349 01:24:47,450 --> 01:24:52,410 lowlife, cave-dwelling desert dog with no connections, no family, no friends... 1350 01:24:52,411 --> 01:24:54,090 I'm sorry, but so be it. 1351 01:24:54,170 --> 01:24:55,550 No harm, no foul. 1352 01:24:56,090 --> 01:24:59,170 That is not an accurate depiction of my client. 1353 01:24:59,250 --> 01:25:01,906 Well, I was under the impression that no one 1354 01:25:01,907 --> 01:25:04,750 would speak on his behalf apart from his lawyer. 1355 01:25:04,950 --> 01:25:07,884 Is there anyone in the whole wide world who 1356 01:25:07,885 --> 01:25:11,544 cares what happens to the coyote at all? 1357 01:25:46,420 --> 01:25:51,600 Mr. Runner, we will be asking you a series of yes or no questions. 1358 01:25:51,900 --> 01:25:54,820 Two beeps for yes, one beep for no. 1359 01:25:54,980 --> 01:25:56,039 Do you understand? 1360 01:25:56,620 --> 01:25:57,453 Beep, beep. 1361 01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:03,840 Are you a bird? 1362 01:26:04,100 --> 01:26:04,933 Beep, beep. 1363 01:26:05,140 --> 01:26:06,840 Are you easy to catch? 1364 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:07,833 Beep. 1365 01:26:08,140 --> 01:26:08,973 Okay, good. 1366 01:26:11,420 --> 01:26:14,460 Are you familiar with a Mr. Wiley coyote? 1367 01:26:14,480 --> 01:26:15,580 Beep, beep. 1368 01:26:17,420 --> 01:26:21,223 Have you witnessed Mr. Coyote using any acne 1369 01:26:21,224 --> 01:26:24,300 products while in your presence in the desert? 1370 01:26:24,660 --> 01:26:25,493 Beep, beep. 1371 01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:32,700 Have those products always failed? 1372 01:26:32,980 --> 01:26:33,813 Beep, beep. 1373 01:26:37,840 --> 01:26:42,600 Mr. Runner, have you been a witness to Mr. Coyote's pain and suffering? 1374 01:26:45,620 --> 01:26:46,453 Beep, beep. 1375 01:26:52,160 --> 01:26:53,360 Yeah, me too. 1376 01:26:58,320 --> 01:27:00,540 Would you call him a friend? 1377 01:27:04,490 --> 01:27:05,323 Beep, beep. 1378 01:27:07,030 --> 01:27:08,618 Well, thank you Mr. Runner. 1379 01:27:08,730 --> 01:27:10,347 Thank you for coming here today. 1380 01:27:10,430 --> 01:27:13,430 Did you have something additional you'd like to say? 1381 01:27:13,890 --> 01:27:14,490 Beep, beep. 1382 01:27:14,770 --> 01:27:17,707 All right, the floor is yours to add to the record. 1383 01:27:17,790 --> 01:27:18,623 Beep, beep. 1384 01:27:18,830 --> 01:27:19,230 Beep, beep. 1385 01:27:19,310 --> 01:27:20,143 Beep, beep. 1386 01:27:20,250 --> 01:27:21,083 Beep, beep. 1387 01:27:22,690 --> 01:27:23,170 Bye. 1388 01:27:23,171 --> 01:27:29,770 Are you coming back? 1389 01:27:55,110 --> 01:28:00,250 Mr. Avery, I must admit, I am very, very moved. 1390 01:28:03,310 --> 01:28:06,995 However, you have offered no proof of ACME's culpability 1391 01:28:06,996 --> 01:28:10,687 other than the pain and suffering of this one singular coyote. 1392 01:28:10,770 --> 01:28:15,570 Therefore, as much as it pains me, you leave me no other choice. 1393 01:28:16,230 --> 01:28:19,830 All in agreement to dismiss this investigation, say aye. 1394 01:28:20,050 --> 01:28:20,883 Aye. 1395 01:28:29,880 --> 01:28:31,720 Try... or fail. 1396 01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:36,100 Well, no hard feelings, boys. 1397 01:28:36,340 --> 01:28:38,220 It's a tough world out there. 1398 01:28:38,360 --> 01:28:39,740 Better luck next time. 1399 01:28:40,060 --> 01:28:42,766 I think those are the birds you're looking for. 1400 01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:47,040 Go for it. 1401 01:28:48,380 --> 01:28:49,213 Don't 1402 01:30:00,420 --> 01:30:02,714 you laugh and I don't pay you to laugh! 1403 01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:17,740 Well, we tried. 1404 01:30:19,040 --> 01:30:20,040 We tried. 1405 01:30:20,940 --> 01:30:24,380 And thank you, uh, both, for pushing me. 1406 01:30:27,910 --> 01:30:28,743 Wait. 1407 01:30:29,230 --> 01:30:30,270 What's going on? 1408 01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:37,580 Hey, look! 1409 01:30:59,910 --> 01:31:01,230 What is this? 1410 01:31:01,730 --> 01:31:03,630 They all want to sue ACME. 1411 01:31:04,190 --> 01:31:08,330 Even after how poorly you did, they trust you. 1412 01:31:09,190 --> 01:31:10,990 Avery Jones and Maltese. 1413 01:31:11,330 --> 01:31:12,163 Hey! 1414 01:31:12,710 --> 01:31:15,010 Can you believe it? 1415 01:31:15,210 --> 01:31:15,730 Can't. 1416 01:31:15,731 --> 01:31:18,827 Oh, uh, something's in your office apparently that's very important. 1417 01:31:18,910 --> 01:31:19,870 Okay, we got it. 1418 01:31:26,690 --> 01:31:27,730 Hey, Counselor. 1419 01:31:27,731 --> 01:31:30,572 You put up a good fight at Congress, but nothing 1420 01:31:30,573 --> 01:31:33,530 says guilty better than some cold, hard evidence. 1421 01:31:34,070 --> 01:31:38,650 Here's a gift from yours truly from inside the doors at ACME. 1422 01:31:39,270 --> 01:31:40,103 What's this? 1423 01:31:40,610 --> 01:31:42,845 It's about five years' worth of cases. 1424 01:31:43,530 --> 01:31:45,942 It's like we got our work cut out for us. 1425 01:31:46,730 --> 01:31:50,027 Shocking new developments in the unfolding ACME case today. 1426 01:31:50,110 --> 01:31:55,150 Newly leaked footage from Project Sisyphus triggered a pre-dawn raid on company 1427 01:31:55,151 --> 01:31:59,870 headquarters that quickly led to the arrest of Buddy Crane, ACME's chief legal 1428 01:31:59,871 --> 01:32:05,884 counsel and CEO Foghorn Leghorn, for their participation in the alleged misconduct. 1429 01:32:06,090 --> 01:32:07,990 I'm a cage-free rooster! 1430 01:32:08,230 --> 01:32:11,879 Also at the scene, investigators rescued Dr. Peter Lorre, 1431 01:32:11,880 --> 01:32:15,210 an ACME scientist who went missing over 30 years ago. 1432 01:32:15,211 --> 01:32:17,673 His upcoming testimony regarding Project 1433 01:32:17,674 --> 01:32:21,444 Sisyphus promises to bring the truth to light. 1434 01:32:32,060 --> 01:32:33,820 Oh, dearie! 1435 01:32:51,830 --> 01:32:53,150 Don't be a stranger. 1436 01:33:49,820 --> 01:33:50,700 Well, 1437 01:34:08,310 --> 01:34:10,090 the sky's the limit. 1438 01:34:11,530 --> 01:34:12,290 Sky's the limit. 1439 01:34:12,291 --> 01:34:22,291 A little pause. 1440 01:41:52,740 --> 01:41:53,681 and we are back.