1 00:00:41,715 --> 00:00:43,717 I don't think anyone's coming. 2 00:00:49,689 --> 00:00:50,623 Yo. 3 00:01:00,767 --> 00:01:03,137 Oh, shit! 4 00:01:03,170 --> 00:01:06,639 What the fuck are you kids doing? 5 00:01:06,673 --> 00:01:09,043 Off! Get your hands off! 6 00:01:09,076 --> 00:01:11,611 - Get back here! Get back here! - Yeah, bro. 7 00:02:34,861 --> 00:02:36,863 Okay, Mom. 8 00:02:47,874 --> 00:02:50,810 Get out of my room, you bitch! 9 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,988 I'm not hungry. 10 00:03:25,012 --> 00:03:26,813 Yep. 11 00:03:32,453 --> 00:03:34,088 Okay. 12 00:03:37,891 --> 00:03:40,194 Is Dad gonna be home to see me before I leave? 13 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:46,967 Classic. 14 00:04:01,148 --> 00:04:04,151 Stanford? As if he's gonna survive high school. 15 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,055 Stop wearing my clothes. 16 00:04:08,088 --> 00:04:10,690 "Stop wearing my clothes." 17 00:04:11,325 --> 00:04:12,426 Dumb horse. 18 00:04:12,459 --> 00:04:14,694 What'd you just call me? 19 00:04:16,197 --> 00:04:18,032 He just called me a whore! 20 00:04:18,065 --> 00:04:21,101 I called you a horse, like your zodiac sign. 21 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:25,738 - You wish you could be a whore. - Mom! 22 00:04:26,941 --> 00:04:28,342 Actually, no, you're more like a lizard 23 00:04:28,375 --> 00:04:29,842 with your scaly-ass eczema skin, you know that? 24 00:04:29,876 --> 00:04:32,213 - Oh, yeah, fuck you, pizza face! - Ah! 25 00:04:32,246 --> 00:04:34,215 Lizard bitch, you got stains on my sweater! 26 00:04:34,248 --> 00:04:35,882 That's my sweater! 27 00:04:35,915 --> 00:04:38,052 - He literally just called me a bitch! -Bitch. 28 00:04:40,020 --> 00:04:41,754 You know, you're only born because I wanted 29 00:04:41,788 --> 00:04:43,157 a little brother, and I wish you died in the womb. 30 00:04:43,190 --> 00:04:44,992 Yeah, you were only born because of a broken condom. 31 00:04:45,025 --> 00:04:46,527 You don't even know how condoms work, and you never will. 32 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,195 Shut the fuck up, okay? Conversation over. I win. 33 00:04:48,229 --> 00:04:49,796 Like, you can't just decide when a conversation's— 34 00:04:49,829 --> 00:04:51,098 - Not how talking works... - I get to decide! 35 00:04:51,131 --> 00:04:52,967 - ... you absolute moron! - Blah, blah, blah! 36 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,002 - Stop yelling! -You're like a little baby! 37 00:05:12,086 --> 00:05:16,756 You think you're so cool, but you're not. 38 00:05:18,425 --> 00:05:21,028 - Nobody likes you. - Hey, get back here! 39 00:05:21,061 --> 00:05:22,929 - I can't wait to move out! - Your fucking face! 40 00:05:22,963 --> 00:05:24,531 - I said move out already! - Dìdi! 41 00:05:24,565 --> 00:05:26,300 Get over here! Stop running! 42 00:05:39,980 --> 00:05:42,182 That's what you get for... 43 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:16,883 It's a trick. Just make this trick. 44 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:20,487 Fuck! 45 00:06:24,491 --> 00:06:26,826 Yes! Oh, yes! 46 00:06:30,964 --> 00:06:34,068 Mom, you just ruined my clip. 47 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:39,726 - Ah... - Yeah, that looks good. 48 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,328 That looks good. 49 00:08:41,361 --> 00:08:42,763 Hot pink? 50 00:08:42,796 --> 00:08:44,431 - Mm-mm. - All right. 51 00:08:44,465 --> 00:08:45,666 Baby blue? 52 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,134 - Mm-mm. - No? 53 00:08:47,167 --> 00:08:49,303 That's, like, the best color. Green? 54 00:08:50,103 --> 00:08:51,672 - Indigo? - Yes, sir. 55 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:55,642 Dude! Bro, Madi's gonna want to rub her tongue all over them. 56 00:08:55,676 --> 00:08:57,744 Indigo braces. 57 00:08:57,778 --> 00:08:59,213 I hope you brought some wax, dawg. 58 00:08:59,246 --> 00:09:00,614 What the fuck is the wax for? 59 00:09:00,647 --> 00:09:01,682 Fahad! 60 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:02,783 Yo! 61 00:09:02,816 --> 00:09:04,751 - Fahad! - What? 62 00:09:04,785 --> 00:09:07,120 What are you wearing? 63 00:09:07,154 --> 00:09:09,356 This is, like, my normal outfit! 64 00:09:09,389 --> 00:09:11,492 Dude, camo shorts are fucking gay! 65 00:09:11,525 --> 00:09:12,759 Bro, your mom is gay! 66 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:14,795 My mom has cancer, you fucking bitch! 67 00:09:14,828 --> 00:09:17,764 - Dude, what the fuck? - I forgot, dude. 68 00:09:17,798 --> 00:09:20,634 But, bro, you can have cancer and be gay. 69 00:09:20,667 --> 00:09:22,035 But I don't think that's how it works. 70 00:09:22,069 --> 00:09:23,337 - Man, what's good? - What's up? 71 00:09:23,370 --> 00:09:25,038 - How you doing? - Fuck you for saying that. 72 00:09:25,072 --> 00:09:26,373 - Yeah, how you doing? - How's it going, man? 73 00:09:26,406 --> 00:09:27,307 - What's good, Wang? - Nice to see you again. 74 00:09:27,341 --> 00:09:28,208 Lil Wang. 75 00:09:28,242 --> 00:09:29,510 - Bro. What? - Wang-Wang. 76 00:09:29,543 --> 00:09:31,245 - Hey, you crazy. - Yo, Wang-Wang in the house. 77 00:09:31,278 --> 00:09:32,579 - You know how it is. - No, but for real, though. 78 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:34,281 Like, Lil Wayne wears camo shorts all the time. 79 00:09:34,314 --> 00:09:36,116 All right, then he's gay, then. 80 00:09:36,149 --> 00:09:37,718 Dude, everyone wears them. 81 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,219 So then everyone's gay, then. 82 00:09:39,253 --> 00:09:40,521 No way y'all lost to Niles, dude. 83 00:09:40,554 --> 00:09:42,523 Yes, bro. That kid with the goatee 84 00:09:42,556 --> 00:09:44,625 hit a bomb off of Ryan in the fourth inning, like... 85 00:09:44,658 --> 00:09:46,627 Mexican Kenny? 86 00:09:46,660 --> 00:09:48,395 I think he's Filipino. 87 00:09:48,428 --> 00:09:50,264 Nah, dude, that boy talks hella Mexican. 88 00:09:50,297 --> 00:09:51,798 Yo, what you mean by that? 89 00:09:51,832 --> 00:09:53,300 Like, he just calls me, like, "ese" and shit. 90 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:54,668 I swear to God, he's just all about 91 00:09:54,701 --> 00:09:56,103 the, like, Mexicano slang. 92 00:09:56,136 --> 00:09:57,604 - Like, I don't know. - That's so weird. 93 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,673 Wait, hold on. Hold up. Did I tell you about Rishi? 94 00:09:59,706 --> 00:10:01,542 - Who's Rishi? - It's just, like, baseball shit. 95 00:10:01,575 --> 00:10:03,277 - You don't got to worry about it. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 96 00:10:03,310 --> 00:10:04,578 What about him, though? 97 00:10:04,611 --> 00:10:06,480 Dude, he shit his pants during practice. 98 00:10:06,513 --> 00:10:08,549 And he was all like, "My mom's pulling a prank on me. 99 00:10:08,582 --> 00:10:10,150 She put poop in my pants again." 100 00:10:10,183 --> 00:10:11,351 Dude, what do you mean by "again," though? 101 00:10:11,385 --> 00:10:13,554 Yo, bro, where have you been? 102 00:10:13,587 --> 00:10:15,455 I've been hyping you up too much, bruh. 103 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:16,823 What's good, Hardeep? 104 00:10:16,857 --> 00:10:17,858 Sup, virgins? 105 00:10:17,891 --> 00:10:19,693 Dude, you're not a virgin? 106 00:10:19,726 --> 00:10:21,295 Nah, I fricked your mom! 107 00:10:21,328 --> 00:10:23,130 - Dude. No, dude. - What? 108 00:10:23,163 --> 00:10:24,531 Bro, his mom has cancer. 109 00:10:24,565 --> 00:10:26,867 Oh, uh, my bad. Uh, uh, is she, is she okay? 110 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:28,201 No, she got cancer. 111 00:10:28,235 --> 00:10:29,870 I'm sorry for your loss. Yo, Jade! 112 00:10:29,903 --> 00:10:31,471 She's still alive. 113 00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:33,407 Jade, this is my boy I've been telling you about. 114 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:37,177 He's the most freshest, flyest Pakistani in all of Fremont. 115 00:10:37,210 --> 00:10:39,179 - That's Jade. She's a real one. - Hey, what's up? 116 00:10:39,212 --> 00:10:41,248 - And that's Ellie. - Uh, hi. 117 00:10:41,281 --> 00:10:42,549 She's a dumb bitch. 118 00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:44,184 Wait, what was your name again? -Fahad. 119 00:10:44,217 --> 00:10:45,719 - Fuckwad. - Bro, shut up. 120 00:10:45,752 --> 00:10:47,154 These are my friends right here. 121 00:10:47,187 --> 00:10:48,555 We got Wang-Wang, Soup. 122 00:10:48,589 --> 00:10:50,524 - Your name is Soup? - Well, my real name is Jimmy, 123 00:10:50,557 --> 00:10:52,292 - but everyone just calls me Soup. -Why? 124 00:10:52,326 --> 00:10:54,194 His house just, like, always smells like soup. 125 00:10:54,227 --> 00:10:56,396 Yeah, my mom cooks hella kimchi-jjigae. 126 00:10:56,430 --> 00:10:58,198 You know, radish soup, ox bone soup. 127 00:10:58,231 --> 00:11:00,500 - All the Korean classics. - Oh, that sounds good. 128 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:03,136 So, I heard you have some really good stories. 129 00:11:03,170 --> 00:11:04,304 Yeah, I mean, like, they a'ight. 130 00:11:04,338 --> 00:11:05,606 Nah, they hecka funny. 131 00:11:05,639 --> 00:11:07,641 He's gonna be the first brown EGOT winner. 132 00:11:07,674 --> 00:11:08,875 I'm calling it. 133 00:11:08,909 --> 00:11:10,477 My mom loves David Letterman. 134 00:11:10,510 --> 00:11:12,479 Hey, can you, like, call me in, like, a minute? 135 00:11:12,512 --> 00:11:14,881 - Dude, why? - Just-just call me. 136 00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:16,350 A'ight, whatever, man. 137 00:11:41,642 --> 00:11:43,910 Madi, come here. You have to see this. 138 00:11:43,945 --> 00:11:45,545 Georgia. 139 00:11:51,818 --> 00:11:53,420 Hey. 140 00:11:53,453 --> 00:11:55,789 Yo, why'd you ask me to call you? 141 00:11:55,822 --> 00:11:58,759 Yeah, don't worry about it. -Okay, bye, pookie. 142 00:12:00,293 --> 00:12:02,262 So Hardeep starts pissing in the river, right? 143 00:12:02,295 --> 00:12:03,830 And Wang-Wang starts filming him. 144 00:12:03,864 --> 00:12:05,932 And then he uploads it to YouTube 145 00:12:05,967 --> 00:12:07,934 and titles it "Hardeep Pissing in the River." 146 00:12:07,969 --> 00:12:09,536 And he sends it to us, and we're like, 147 00:12:09,569 --> 00:12:11,638 "All right, yeah. That shit go." 148 00:12:11,672 --> 00:12:14,307 But then a few days later, I get a call from Hardeep, 149 00:12:14,341 --> 00:12:15,943 and he's like, "Yo, breh! 150 00:12:15,977 --> 00:12:18,512 "Can you tell your boy to take that video of me pissing down? 151 00:12:18,545 --> 00:12:20,280 My dad saw it, and he's, like, fucking heated, cuh." 152 00:12:20,313 --> 00:12:21,715 I said "frickin'." I haven't cussed since sixth grade. 153 00:12:21,748 --> 00:12:23,417 - All right, whatever. - "Frickin'." - 154 00:12:23,450 --> 00:12:24,685 So I text Wang-Wang to take the video down, 155 00:12:24,718 --> 00:12:25,686 and he's like, "Okay." 156 00:12:25,719 --> 00:12:27,354 But then the next day, 157 00:12:27,387 --> 00:12:29,356 this motherfucker calls me again, 158 00:12:29,389 --> 00:12:31,425 and bro's like, "Hey, can you tell your boy 159 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:33,260 "to take that video of me down for real? 160 00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:35,462 I just got another brown butt whupping." 161 00:12:35,495 --> 00:12:37,965 And I was like, "I did." 162 00:12:37,999 --> 00:12:39,933 And he was like, "Well, he didn't do it. 163 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,568 "He just changed the title to 164 00:12:41,601 --> 00:12:44,438 - 'Gagandeep Gupta Pissing in the River.'" - 165 00:12:44,471 --> 00:12:47,340 Your total is 96.59. 166 00:12:47,374 --> 00:12:49,443 Holy shit. 167 00:12:49,476 --> 00:12:51,712 Yo, um, I-I got to pee. I'll be back. 168 00:12:51,745 --> 00:12:53,580 All right, dude, just, like, hurry up though. 169 00:12:53,613 --> 00:12:56,516 - My mom's gonna be here soon. - Okay. 170 00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:58,652 I don't believe it! 171 00:13:07,627 --> 00:13:08,829 Come in. 172 00:13:08,862 --> 00:13:11,531 - What? - It's unlocked. 173 00:13:11,565 --> 00:13:14,001 No, I c— I could just wait until you're done. 174 00:13:14,035 --> 00:13:16,470 Can you go get that? 175 00:13:20,942 --> 00:13:23,577 Can I help you? 176 00:13:23,610 --> 00:13:25,746 Uh... Uh, yeah. 177 00:13:25,779 --> 00:13:28,015 I-I just, I just thought that was, like, the restroom, 178 00:13:28,049 --> 00:13:29,816 so I was kind of, like, yeah, you know, 179 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,385 - knocking on doors and stuff. - It's okay. 180 00:13:32,419 --> 00:13:34,321 I like your shirt. 181 00:13:35,388 --> 00:13:38,558 - Thanks. - Hayley Williams, I love her. 182 00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:42,362 Yeah, yeah. I-I love Hayley Williams, too. 183 00:13:42,395 --> 00:13:43,897 Madi, come on. 184 00:13:43,930 --> 00:13:45,532 Okay. 185 00:13:45,565 --> 00:13:48,002 Do you want to come hang out with us? 186 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,737 Um, sure. 187 00:13:50,771 --> 00:13:52,539 Okay, come here. 188 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:02,083 07/29/08, baby. 189 00:14:02,116 --> 00:14:04,051 You're finally 15 like me. 190 00:14:04,085 --> 00:14:06,053 - Happy birthday. We love you. - Happy birthday. 191 00:14:06,087 --> 00:14:07,587 - We love you. - Miss you so much. 192 00:14:07,621 --> 00:14:09,523 - Wish you were here. Mwah. - Mwah. Mwah. 193 00:14:09,556 --> 00:14:12,859 We wish you could've been here, but we hope you're having fun. 194 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:15,428 - Bye! - Bye! 195 00:14:16,496 --> 00:14:18,765 I look fugly. 196 00:14:18,799 --> 00:14:19,833 No, you don't. 197 00:14:21,102 --> 00:14:22,702 You want to try? 198 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,437 Sure. 199 00:14:25,438 --> 00:14:27,707 So, you know each other? 200 00:14:28,575 --> 00:14:31,012 Um, yeah. You look familiar. 201 00:14:31,045 --> 00:14:33,747 You go to Horner, right? 202 00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:35,950 Yeah, but, um, not anymore. 203 00:14:37,584 --> 00:14:40,887 Uh, I just graduated. So, uh, yeah, thank God. 204 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,656 Um, yeah. 205 00:14:42,689 --> 00:14:44,624 Horner kind of, like, sucks dick, you know? 206 00:14:46,893 --> 00:14:47,962 I liked Horner. 207 00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:49,729 Yeah, I thought Horner was fun. 208 00:14:53,633 --> 00:14:56,570 Uh, what was your name again? 209 00:14:56,603 --> 00:15:00,674 I'm Chris, but, um, all my friends just call me Wang-Wang. 210 00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:03,677 What should I call you? 211 00:15:03,710 --> 00:15:05,545 Um... 212 00:15:05,579 --> 00:15:07,480 You can just call me Wang-Wang. 213 00:15:07,514 --> 00:15:08,748 Wang-Wang? 214 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:10,151 Isn't that, like, the sound a duck makes? 215 00:15:10,184 --> 00:15:12,153 You know, like, "Wang-Wang." 216 00:15:15,822 --> 00:15:17,858 Oh, uh, oh, okay, um... 217 00:15:17,891 --> 00:15:19,126 Uh, uh... 218 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,862 Sorry, um, I-I probably— I-I got to go. 219 00:15:21,895 --> 00:15:24,031 But, um, thanks for letting me just, like, 220 00:15:24,065 --> 00:15:26,000 hang out with you guys for a bit. 221 00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:28,468 Yeah. Okay, bye. 222 00:15:28,501 --> 00:15:29,903 I love that song. 223 00:15:30,904 --> 00:15:33,040 Oh. Yeah, uh, me, too. 224 00:15:33,074 --> 00:15:34,507 You have a good taste in music. 225 00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:36,010 Are we Facebook friends? 226 00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:38,946 Um... 227 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,914 I'm not sure. 228 00:15:40,948 --> 00:15:42,816 Okay, well, you should add me. 229 00:15:46,053 --> 00:15:47,154 Okay. 230 00:15:47,188 --> 00:15:49,489 Okay. Bye. 231 00:15:56,130 --> 00:15:57,697 Weren't you leaving? 232 00:15:57,731 --> 00:15:59,166 Um, yeah. 233 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,502 I just— just give me a second. 234 00:16:22,689 --> 00:16:23,958 Dìdi! 235 00:16:23,991 --> 00:16:25,926 What? 236 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,528 - Dìdi! - What? 237 00:16:28,561 --> 00:16:30,064 Dinner's ready! 238 00:16:30,097 --> 00:16:32,432 Okay, I'm coming! 239 00:16:52,852 --> 00:16:54,188 Chris! 240 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,822 Oh, my— What? Ow! 241 00:16:55,855 --> 00:17:00,027 I swear to God, if you ever pee in my lotion again, 242 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,229 I'm gonna period in your mouth. 243 00:17:02,263 --> 00:17:03,730 What the fuck? 244 00:17:03,763 --> 00:17:05,732 Ow! 245 00:17:06,566 --> 00:17:08,035 Ew! 246 00:17:09,103 --> 00:17:10,071 Mom! 247 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,691 Nai Nai. 248 00:17:31,725 --> 00:17:34,494 Nai Nai, look at the camera. 249 00:17:38,898 --> 00:17:41,501 What are you talking about? You're beautiful. 250 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,139 I ugly. 251 00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:46,740 No, you're beautiful. 252 00:17:46,773 --> 00:17:47,874 You're beautiful. 253 00:17:47,907 --> 00:17:49,276 No, you're beautiful. 254 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:51,178 No, I love you. 255 00:18:18,072 --> 00:18:19,273 Dìdi? 256 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,940 What? 257 00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:24,311 Hmm? 258 00:18:25,912 --> 00:18:26,947 Look. 259 00:18:42,096 --> 00:18:43,964 Uh... 260 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,800 I look stupid. 261 00:18:57,111 --> 00:18:59,013 Nothing. 262 00:19:05,852 --> 00:19:08,022 Mom, j-just stop nagging me. 263 00:19:31,145 --> 00:19:33,114 Yeah! Korea, number one! 264 00:19:36,283 --> 00:19:37,650 Who's up? 265 00:19:37,684 --> 00:19:39,886 Damn. 266 00:19:40,955 --> 00:19:43,124 I'm thinking you. Come on, get in here. 267 00:19:43,157 --> 00:19:44,791 - Ooh. - Can't handle this. 268 00:19:48,795 --> 00:19:50,663 Fight! 269 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,769 - Hit him! Hit him in the chest! - Think of Bruce Lee! 270 00:19:56,803 --> 00:19:58,272 - Hit him in the chest! - Hey, no face shots! 271 00:19:58,305 --> 00:19:59,440 - What the hell? - My bad, my bad. 272 00:19:59,473 --> 00:20:02,176 Go, Wang-Wang! 273 00:20:07,780 --> 00:20:10,417 Get off me! 274 00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:13,720 What are you doing? 275 00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:14,921 What the hell? 276 00:20:14,955 --> 00:20:17,458 Whoa! 277 00:20:17,491 --> 00:20:19,926 - He bit my nipple. - You fucked him up. 278 00:21:04,271 --> 00:21:05,838 Nai Nai. 279 00:21:17,817 --> 00:21:19,286 Dìdi? 280 00:21:22,122 --> 00:21:24,091 Nai Nai, no. 281 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:41,108 Mom, I just told you I'm fine. 282 00:24:08,589 --> 00:24:10,424 Fuck. 283 00:25:22,629 --> 00:25:25,432 - Mom, can you not? - Mom, umbrellas are for rain. 284 00:25:28,435 --> 00:25:31,004 - She's so annoying. - So embarrassing. 285 00:25:38,345 --> 00:25:41,482 Can you not comment on my body? 286 00:25:41,515 --> 00:25:42,616 God. 287 00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:01,201 Come on, Cory, keep up. 288 00:26:01,235 --> 00:26:03,237 Shut up, bro. I'm coming. 289 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,471 You hella slow. 290 00:26:04,505 --> 00:26:06,173 Hey, push faster. Come on. 291 00:26:06,206 --> 00:26:07,774 I'm not trying to drop my soda. 292 00:26:07,808 --> 00:26:09,443 Why you always lag? 293 00:26:10,410 --> 00:26:13,080 - Holy shit. -Oh, that was sketchy, but I'll take it. 294 00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:16,149 - Okay, okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 295 00:26:16,183 --> 00:26:17,718 All right, kick flip. 296 00:26:19,553 --> 00:26:21,555 That's how it's done. 297 00:26:21,588 --> 00:26:23,156 Wrap it up. 298 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:27,361 - Got lucky on that one. - All right. 299 00:26:28,562 --> 00:26:29,663 What's up? 300 00:26:32,599 --> 00:26:34,268 Uh, hi. 301 00:26:36,870 --> 00:26:38,438 Hi. 302 00:26:40,107 --> 00:26:41,642 These, uh... 303 00:26:41,675 --> 00:26:43,644 These guys are really good. 304 00:26:43,677 --> 00:26:45,345 Yeah. Yeah, you know, yeah. 305 00:26:45,379 --> 00:26:46,213 Thank you. 306 00:26:46,246 --> 00:26:48,115 You guys, like, sponsored? 307 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:49,650 - Almost, bro. - You wish. 308 00:26:49,683 --> 00:26:51,652 I've been trying to get these clips for this Berrics thing 309 00:26:51,685 --> 00:26:52,853 that's coming up next month, 310 00:26:52,886 --> 00:26:54,421 but we don't really have, like, a filmer 311 00:26:54,454 --> 00:26:55,856 - at the moment. - Once we got them clips. 312 00:26:55,889 --> 00:26:57,324 I just need like two more tricks 313 00:26:57,357 --> 00:26:58,725 for my sponsor me tape, and I'm good. 314 00:26:58,759 --> 00:27:00,227 Oh, yeah. After that, we going up. 315 00:27:00,260 --> 00:27:01,628 Oh, that's the dream, bro. -Yeah. 316 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:06,099 I mean, um, if you guys, like, need a filmer, I-I film. 317 00:27:06,133 --> 00:27:07,434 - You film? - Yeah. 318 00:27:07,467 --> 00:27:09,303 - Like skateboarding? - Yeah, skateboarding. 319 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:11,572 - You film skateboarding? - I— Yes, I film. 320 00:27:11,605 --> 00:27:13,407 It's kind of perfect, 'cause, uh, 321 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,208 we don't really kick it with our filmer at the moment. 322 00:27:15,242 --> 00:27:17,477 Oh. Yeah, what happened? 323 00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:19,813 - That bro died. - He's gone. 324 00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:21,715 Yeah, rest in peace, bro. 325 00:27:21,748 --> 00:27:23,383 Oh, yeah, I'm-I'm sorry. 326 00:27:23,417 --> 00:27:26,320 - Bruh, I'm fucking with you, bro. - 327 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:27,588 He fucked my girlfriend, 328 00:27:27,621 --> 00:27:29,156 so we just kind of stopped kicking it. 329 00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:30,457 - He's dead to us. - You know what I mean? 330 00:27:30,490 --> 00:27:32,326 You let him fuck your girl, bruh. 331 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,062 Hey, what's your name, man? 332 00:27:34,928 --> 00:27:36,496 I'm, uh... 333 00:27:37,664 --> 00:27:39,600 - I'm-I'm Chris. - Chris? 334 00:27:39,633 --> 00:27:41,468 Donovan, man. Pleasure. 335 00:27:41,501 --> 00:27:42,603 This is Cory. 336 00:27:42,636 --> 00:27:43,837 - Nugget. - What's up? 337 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,272 All right, right on, man. 338 00:27:45,305 --> 00:27:46,506 - We'll hit you up. - Nice to meet you. 339 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:47,874 Just please do not fuck my girlfriend. 340 00:27:47,908 --> 00:27:49,343 Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it. 341 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:50,611 I got, I got a girlfriend. 342 00:27:50,644 --> 00:27:52,579 - Oh, you... - Oh, he got a shorty. 343 00:27:52,613 --> 00:27:54,815 - Where you go get you a girl? - All right, man, well, 344 00:27:54,848 --> 00:27:56,617 uh, you got, like, a YouTube or something I could look up? 345 00:27:56,650 --> 00:27:59,586 I'll check out your videos when I get home. 346 00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:01,221 Uh... 347 00:28:01,254 --> 00:28:02,656 Fuck. 348 00:28:20,307 --> 00:28:21,375 - It's lit. - All right. All right. 349 00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:22,676 - Go, go. - Go, come on. 350 00:28:22,709 --> 00:28:24,277 - Hey, yo, let's go. Inhale. - I'll try it. 351 00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:25,512 - Wow. - Wu-Tang that shit. 352 00:28:25,545 --> 00:28:26,780 Wu-Tang it. 353 00:28:26,813 --> 00:28:28,915 - Yeah! Yeah! - No way! 354 00:29:00,414 --> 00:29:02,716 Weighted. 355 00:29:02,749 --> 00:29:06,219 Oh, Max. You are great. 356 00:29:26,406 --> 00:29:27,641 Oh. 357 00:29:35,615 --> 00:29:37,517 Ah. 358 00:29:44,524 --> 00:29:46,359 Yeah. 359 00:29:48,795 --> 00:29:50,397 Mm-hmm. 360 00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:57,571 Chris... 361 00:30:21,928 --> 00:30:23,330 Yo, Wang-Wang. 362 00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:25,766 What's up, fool? Don't even trip, dude. 363 00:30:25,799 --> 00:30:27,034 Fuck them hoes. 364 00:30:27,068 --> 00:30:29,436 You a handsome motherfucker, man. 365 00:30:29,469 --> 00:30:31,072 You got strong-ass teeth. 366 00:30:31,105 --> 00:30:32,773 You look good in shorts. 367 00:30:32,806 --> 00:30:35,442 That's why Madi likes you, baby! 368 00:30:37,811 --> 00:30:39,913 Dude, she sent you a winky face. 369 00:30:39,947 --> 00:30:41,515 Do you know what that means? 370 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:43,084 She wants your wang. I swear to God on my life, 371 00:30:43,117 --> 00:30:44,551 - she wants your wang. - Bro, what? No. 372 00:30:44,584 --> 00:30:45,852 Dude, she's probably just trying to be, 373 00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:46,988 like, nice or something, bro. 374 00:30:47,021 --> 00:30:48,622 - Wow! - No, she is not. 375 00:30:48,655 --> 00:30:50,390 - You cannot take a hint. - Bro, Madi could literally be 376 00:30:50,423 --> 00:30:51,792 touching your shlong right now, and you'd be like, 377 00:30:51,825 --> 00:30:53,794 "Oh, guys, I don't know if Madi likes me or not." 378 00:30:53,827 --> 00:30:55,395 - It's so true, bro. - Like, bro, come on. 379 00:30:55,428 --> 00:30:56,863 You guys never take hints. 380 00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,732 Dude, dude, she's definitely just trying to be nice, bro. 381 00:30:58,765 --> 00:31:00,400 - There's no way. -Shut the fuck up. All right, respond. 382 00:31:00,433 --> 00:31:02,569 - What are you gonna say? - All right, um... 383 00:31:02,602 --> 00:31:04,437 Uh-huh. 384 00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:05,539 Can you type any faster? 385 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,707 Bro, hold on. 386 00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:09,977 All right, is that good? 387 00:31:10,011 --> 00:31:12,046 Dude, no. 388 00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:14,447 - Are you serious? - Nah. -What? 389 00:31:14,481 --> 00:31:16,050 Bro, oh, my... For the love of God, 390 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,551 please let me talk to her for you. 391 00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:19,719 - No, bro. This is... - What the fuck is that? 392 00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:21,454 - This is fine, bro. - What is that? 393 00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:22,689 No, it's not fine. 394 00:31:22,722 --> 00:31:24,357 - You have no game, bro. - Nah, bro. 395 00:31:24,391 --> 00:31:25,559 - Come on, bro. - Dude, come on. 396 00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:26,994 I could get you this girl right now. 397 00:31:27,028 --> 00:31:28,929 - Bro, I... - Dude, please. 398 00:31:28,963 --> 00:31:30,430 One sentence. One sentence. 399 00:31:30,463 --> 00:31:31,832 - Fine. One sentence. - All right. Let's go. 400 00:31:31,865 --> 00:31:33,600 - One. - All right. 401 00:31:35,002 --> 00:31:36,971 How about "get boba"? 402 00:31:37,004 --> 00:31:39,506 Come on, that's good. 403 00:31:39,539 --> 00:31:41,575 - Okay, cool. Fine. Whatever. - All right. Cool. 404 00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:43,844 Let's do this real quick. 405 00:31:45,046 --> 00:31:46,546 Bro! Bro, you can't... 406 00:31:46,580 --> 00:31:48,115 Dude, give me my fucking phone! 407 00:31:48,149 --> 00:31:49,150 Hold his ass down! 408 00:31:49,183 --> 00:31:50,717 Soup, hold his ass down! 409 00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:52,419 - Hold him down! - Give me my fucking phone back. 410 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:53,854 - Give me my fucking phone back. - Oh, shit. 411 00:31:53,887 --> 00:31:55,655 - Hold him down! - Give me the phone, dude. 412 00:31:55,689 --> 00:31:57,591 I'm not fucking playing around. Give me the phone. 413 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,392 Yo, what are you saying, bro? 414 00:31:59,426 --> 00:32:00,962 - Sound like a bitch, boy. - Ow! 415 00:32:00,995 --> 00:32:02,997 - No, what are you... -I thought you were stronger than this. 416 00:32:03,030 --> 00:32:04,764 - Come on. - Little bitch, bro. 417 00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:05,967 Oh, hi, Nai Nai. 418 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,601 Hey. Hello. 419 00:32:11,438 --> 00:32:13,506 Nai Nai, help. 420 00:32:14,941 --> 00:32:16,776 - Your boyfriend, sexy time. -Good friend. 421 00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:18,145 Come on, dance for your grandma. 422 00:32:18,179 --> 00:32:19,679 Nai Nai... 423 00:32:23,450 --> 00:32:25,418 - I love you, too. -Bye-bye. - Get off me. 424 00:32:25,452 --> 00:32:26,720 Done. 425 00:32:26,753 --> 00:32:28,889 What did you say? What did you say? 426 00:32:28,922 --> 00:32:30,891 - Bro, come on! - I don't know, dude. 427 00:32:30,924 --> 00:32:32,492 We'll find out. 428 00:32:32,525 --> 00:32:33,894 Oh! 429 00:32:33,927 --> 00:32:35,562 What? Wait, what'd she say? 430 00:32:35,595 --> 00:32:37,697 - What'd she say? - Oh, whoa. 431 00:32:37,731 --> 00:32:39,399 Come on! 432 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,203 Just thank me later, bro. 433 00:33:11,564 --> 00:33:13,167 How to kiss like a pro. 434 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,734 Are you a good kisser? 435 00:33:14,768 --> 00:33:16,937 Anybody can be with the right technique. 436 00:33:16,971 --> 00:33:19,706 Step one: clean your mouth. 437 00:33:19,739 --> 00:33:22,809 Brush your teeth, floss and use mouthwash. 438 00:33:22,842 --> 00:33:25,679 Bad breath is the ruination of kissing. 439 00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:29,549 Step two: sit with your partner, preferably in private. 440 00:33:29,582 --> 00:33:32,652 Public displays of affection may be fun for you, 441 00:33:32,686 --> 00:33:36,023 but they make everyone else uncomfortable. 442 00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:37,757 You don't want to do that. 443 00:33:37,791 --> 00:33:40,894 Step three: relax and clear your mind. 444 00:33:40,927 --> 00:33:43,730 Focus only on the person in front of you. 445 00:33:43,763 --> 00:33:46,833 Angle your face to avoid crunching noses. 446 00:33:46,866 --> 00:33:50,004 Lean into the person until your lips touch. 447 00:33:50,037 --> 00:33:54,108 Keep lip contact soft and gentle in the beginning. 448 00:33:54,141 --> 00:33:55,608 Oh. 449 00:33:55,642 --> 00:33:57,811 Step four: open your mouth enough 450 00:33:57,844 --> 00:34:00,847 to slowly slide your tongue into your partner's mouth. 451 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,584 Just remember to keep it slow and soft, 452 00:34:04,617 --> 00:34:06,720 not darting or invasive. 453 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:08,922 Don't forget to breathe through your nose. 454 00:34:08,956 --> 00:34:13,094 Nothing ruins a good make-out like falling unconscious. 455 00:34:14,627 --> 00:34:16,596 Do or do not. 456 00:34:16,629 --> 00:34:18,598 There is no try. 457 00:34:18,631 --> 00:34:19,733 What was that? 458 00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:21,568 Yoda. 459 00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,603 Oh, yeah, Yoda. 460 00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:28,042 Have you never seen Star Wars? 461 00:34:28,075 --> 00:34:29,609 I've seen Star Wars. 462 00:34:29,642 --> 00:34:31,611 What color's Yoda? 463 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,949 Uh... 464 00:34:34,982 --> 00:34:36,750 I don't know. Like a... 465 00:34:37,684 --> 00:34:39,120 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Like a... 466 00:34:39,153 --> 00:34:41,288 um, like a metallic chrome? 467 00:34:41,322 --> 00:34:44,691 - A metallic chrome? - Yeah. 468 00:34:44,724 --> 00:34:45,925 No. 469 00:34:47,861 --> 00:34:50,630 Like a-a... a bright yellow? 470 00:34:50,663 --> 00:34:52,099 No, that— no. 471 00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:54,768 - Okay, I've never seen Star Wars. -Yeah. 472 00:34:55,668 --> 00:34:58,705 How have you seen A Walk to Remember 473 00:34:58,738 --> 00:35:00,640 but not Star Wars? 474 00:35:01,674 --> 00:35:03,610 I don't know. I think my sister probably, like, 475 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,179 made me watch it or something. 476 00:35:05,212 --> 00:35:06,947 I didn't realize you had a sister. 477 00:35:08,349 --> 00:35:11,285 Yeah, I have a sister. 478 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:15,322 She... older or younger? 479 00:35:15,356 --> 00:35:16,890 She's older. 480 00:35:16,923 --> 00:35:18,159 Nice. 481 00:35:21,228 --> 00:35:24,331 I have an older brother, so that's why... 482 00:35:24,365 --> 00:35:26,233 - Yeah. - ... I was wondering. 483 00:35:26,267 --> 00:35:28,868 Are you two close? 484 00:35:28,902 --> 00:35:30,904 Um, yeah. 485 00:35:30,937 --> 00:35:32,006 Yeah, I'd say so. 486 00:35:32,039 --> 00:35:35,076 I mean, we were close before he left for college, 487 00:35:35,109 --> 00:35:39,146 so I don't really get to see him that much anymore. 488 00:35:40,247 --> 00:35:42,682 Are you close with your sister? 489 00:35:46,253 --> 00:35:48,122 Yeah. 490 00:35:51,925 --> 00:35:54,395 - Hey, I have a gift for you. - A gift? 491 00:35:54,428 --> 00:35:56,729 - A gift. - For me? 492 00:35:58,832 --> 00:36:01,835 - What is it? - It's an eraser. 493 00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:04,004 - An eraser? - Yeah, it's got the big side, 494 00:36:04,038 --> 00:36:05,672 - and then it's got... - The little side. 495 00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:07,374 A little— the roller side. It rolls. 496 00:36:07,408 --> 00:36:10,077 Oh, that's... that's really cool. -Yeah. 497 00:36:10,111 --> 00:36:11,312 Thank you. 498 00:36:11,345 --> 00:36:13,613 - Yeah. - I like it. 499 00:36:15,748 --> 00:36:18,185 Can I ask you a serious question? 500 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,226 Sure. 501 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,229 You've seen Jaws, right? 502 00:36:32,932 --> 00:36:34,068 - No? - No. 503 00:36:34,101 --> 00:36:35,402 Wow. 504 00:36:35,436 --> 00:36:38,272 Um, okay. 505 00:36:38,305 --> 00:36:40,207 What about... 506 00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:41,841 E.T.? 507 00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:45,912 - Yeah, I've seen E.T. - Okay. Okay, good. 508 00:36:45,946 --> 00:36:49,216 Let's see who can do a better E.T. impression. 509 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,417 Okay. 510 00:36:50,451 --> 00:36:51,918 - You go first. - You go first. Jinx. 511 00:36:51,952 --> 00:36:54,455 Okay, now you have to go first. 512 00:36:57,024 --> 00:36:58,292 Okay. 513 00:36:58,325 --> 00:36:59,926 Just an E.T. impression, right? 514 00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:01,262 If you've seen the movie, you'll know. 515 00:37:01,295 --> 00:37:02,997 Yeah, I've seen the movie. 516 00:37:03,030 --> 00:37:04,697 E.T. 517 00:37:05,466 --> 00:37:07,168 Um... 518 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:21,915 You have not seen E.T. before. 519 00:37:21,949 --> 00:37:23,783 I definitely have seen E.T. 520 00:37:23,816 --> 00:37:25,286 No, you definitely haven't if that was your impression. 521 00:37:25,319 --> 00:37:28,189 That's the sound he makes at, like, the end credits. 522 00:37:28,222 --> 00:37:30,291 Yeah, okay. 523 00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:37,931 You know... 524 00:37:38,999 --> 00:37:41,935 you're pretty cute for an Asian. 525 00:37:53,913 --> 00:37:56,217 Have you ever played the nervous game before? 526 00:37:57,985 --> 00:37:59,286 No. 527 00:38:02,489 --> 00:38:04,724 Are you nervous? 528 00:38:08,128 --> 00:38:09,829 Are you nervous? 529 00:38:15,269 --> 00:38:17,104 Are you nervous? 530 00:38:21,075 --> 00:38:22,742 Are you nervous? 531 00:38:27,281 --> 00:38:29,016 Are you nervous? 532 00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:32,885 Are you nervous? 533 00:38:34,421 --> 00:38:36,357 - Yes. - What? 534 00:38:36,390 --> 00:38:37,358 Yes. 535 00:38:37,391 --> 00:38:38,525 Oh. 536 00:38:38,559 --> 00:38:40,527 Yes, I-I mean, I am nervous. I just— 537 00:38:40,561 --> 00:38:42,296 Can you, um... 538 00:38:42,329 --> 00:38:43,863 - Sorry. - Yeah, I-I'm sorry. 539 00:38:43,896 --> 00:38:45,132 - No, it's okay, it's okay. - Because I-I freaked out 540 00:38:45,165 --> 00:38:46,267 - a little bit. - It's okay. It's okay. 541 00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:47,534 I'm just— I-I'm sorry. 542 00:38:47,568 --> 00:38:50,004 You don't have to apologize. It's okay. 543 00:38:50,037 --> 00:38:51,338 Really. 544 00:39:27,207 --> 00:39:28,808 Where were you? 545 00:39:29,610 --> 00:39:31,211 Nowhere. 546 00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:35,382 Hanging out with Fahad and Soup? 547 00:39:38,152 --> 00:39:41,088 - No. - Okay, so what were you doing? 548 00:39:41,121 --> 00:39:42,423 It's not like you have any other friends. 549 00:39:42,456 --> 00:39:43,457 And also, no one likes you. 550 00:39:43,490 --> 00:39:45,925 Shut the fuck up! 551 00:39:47,127 --> 00:39:49,862 Why are you always so mean to me, huh? 552 00:39:51,231 --> 00:39:52,333 What? 553 00:39:52,366 --> 00:39:53,866 I can't wait for you to leave 554 00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:56,403 so I don't have to see your ugly face again. 555 00:40:46,186 --> 00:40:48,389 Bro, how'd things go with Madi? 556 00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:53,427 - Good. - What do you mean "good"? 557 00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:55,496 Like, good or... good? 558 00:40:55,529 --> 00:40:57,297 You know what I'm saying? 559 00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:02,002 - She touched my wiener. - No. 560 00:41:02,035 --> 00:41:04,138 No way she gave you a hand job. 561 00:41:05,172 --> 00:41:06,607 I'm fucking proud of you, dude. 562 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,410 For the first time in my life, I'm actually proud of you. 563 00:41:09,443 --> 00:41:11,245 Good shit, dude. 564 00:41:11,278 --> 00:41:13,280 Finally. 565 00:41:22,589 --> 00:41:24,324 Oh. 566 00:41:25,592 --> 00:41:27,127 Hurry up. 567 00:41:36,603 --> 00:41:38,105 Oh, that's so cute. 568 00:41:38,138 --> 00:41:39,440 Can you take a photo of all of us? 569 00:41:48,115 --> 00:41:49,583 Wait. 570 00:41:49,616 --> 00:41:52,186 Give us, like, a "one, two, three" or something. 571 00:41:52,219 --> 00:41:53,420 Come on. 572 00:41:53,454 --> 00:41:54,721 Come on, bro. 573 00:41:54,755 --> 00:41:57,024 Aren't you, like, the camera guy? 574 00:41:58,592 --> 00:42:00,661 One, two, 575 00:42:00,694 --> 00:42:02,062 three. 576 00:42:03,497 --> 00:42:05,332 Like, do they just walk onto the crime scene, 577 00:42:05,365 --> 00:42:07,568 - like, slip, like, "Oh, shit. Fuck." - 578 00:42:07,601 --> 00:42:09,403 "What the hell is that? 579 00:42:09,436 --> 00:42:11,071 Semen!" 580 00:42:11,104 --> 00:42:13,073 It's like, dude, what are burglars even doing these days? 581 00:42:13,106 --> 00:42:15,075 How do you even think of this stuff? 582 00:42:15,108 --> 00:42:18,078 - You write what you know. - Isn't that Dave Chappelle? 583 00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:20,314 We should look at those shoes 584 00:42:20,347 --> 00:42:22,549 - that we saw at the mall the other day. -Oh, yeah. 585 00:42:23,517 --> 00:42:25,085 You're quiet. 586 00:42:25,118 --> 00:42:27,354 Yeah, quit being weird, bro. 587 00:42:27,387 --> 00:42:29,356 - I'm not being weird. - Just a little bit. 588 00:42:29,389 --> 00:42:31,091 You're just kind of, like, silent over there. 589 00:42:31,124 --> 00:42:32,726 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 590 00:42:32,759 --> 00:42:35,596 Um, do you have any funny stories? 591 00:42:36,797 --> 00:42:38,332 Uh... 592 00:42:38,365 --> 00:42:40,567 Why are you looking at me? 593 00:42:42,269 --> 00:42:43,403 Uh... 594 00:42:43,437 --> 00:42:45,072 There's-there's the squirrel story. 595 00:42:45,105 --> 00:42:47,274 Please don't do... Don't fucking do that. 596 00:42:47,307 --> 00:42:48,709 Wait, what's the squirrel story? 597 00:42:48,742 --> 00:42:51,044 It's nothing. It's just, like, not a great story. 598 00:42:51,078 --> 00:42:52,246 No, no, no, tell us. 599 00:42:52,279 --> 00:42:54,281 - You have to tell us. - Yeah. 600 00:42:55,349 --> 00:42:57,518 Don't listen to him. What's the squirrel story? 601 00:42:57,551 --> 00:42:59,720 Go on, tell us. 602 00:42:59,753 --> 00:43:02,422 Okay, well, um, there-there's this, 603 00:43:02,456 --> 00:43:04,124 there's this one time we were, uh, 604 00:43:04,157 --> 00:43:06,360 we were walking through the park, you know, 605 00:43:06,393 --> 00:43:08,795 and, uh, I saw this dead squirrel on the floor, 606 00:43:08,829 --> 00:43:10,297 and, uh, I thought it'd be funny 607 00:43:10,330 --> 00:43:12,199 if I showed it to my friends. 608 00:43:12,232 --> 00:43:16,336 So, um, I picked it up, and-and I-I put it in my backpack, 609 00:43:16,370 --> 00:43:20,541 and then, and then, you know, we-we got to the park. 610 00:43:20,574 --> 00:43:22,676 I-I pulled out the squirrel. 611 00:43:22,709 --> 00:43:24,578 And it was, like, you know, super dead and stuff, 612 00:43:24,611 --> 00:43:27,581 - and they were like, "Holy crap." - 613 00:43:27,614 --> 00:43:30,551 - I'm pretty sure that's dead. - Bro, it's been dead. 614 00:43:30,584 --> 00:43:32,419 And then after that, we're gonna, we're gonna bury it. 615 00:43:32,452 --> 00:43:35,422 You know? But, uh, my buddy, Soup... 616 00:43:36,490 --> 00:43:38,258 he pours this, like, energy drink 617 00:43:38,292 --> 00:43:40,561 into the squirrel's mouth, and then-then, like, 618 00:43:40,594 --> 00:43:42,829 it starts, like, spazzing out, it starts freaking out, 619 00:43:42,863 --> 00:43:44,331 and everyone's like... 620 00:43:44,364 --> 00:43:45,832 And then my other friend, he, like, 621 00:43:45,866 --> 00:43:47,301 grabs it by the tail, and he starts, like, 622 00:43:47,334 --> 00:43:49,102 swinging it around like Indiana Jones. 623 00:43:49,136 --> 00:43:50,170 Looks like an absolute, 624 00:43:50,203 --> 00:43:51,672 like, psycho, you know? 625 00:43:51,705 --> 00:43:53,373 He's, like, chasing us. We're running away from him. 626 00:43:54,741 --> 00:43:57,177 - What the fuck? Oh, shit! - Yo. 627 00:43:57,210 --> 00:43:58,579 And then the— and then, like, 628 00:43:58,612 --> 00:44:00,447 the-the tail, like, pops off, and then, like, 629 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,449 - the squirrel, like, goes flying. - 630 00:44:02,482 --> 00:44:03,884 But he's-he's still holding, he's still holding the tail. 631 00:44:03,917 --> 00:44:05,586 Just the squirrel, you know... 632 00:44:05,619 --> 00:44:07,721 Like, you know? And... 633 00:44:07,754 --> 00:44:10,490 It was, like, really, really, it was really crazy. 634 00:44:10,524 --> 00:44:11,792 Um... 635 00:44:11,825 --> 00:44:14,261 What the fuck? 636 00:44:14,294 --> 00:44:15,762 Wait, so did you bury it or no? 637 00:44:15,796 --> 00:44:18,765 No, we, um, we put it in someone's mailbox and... 638 00:44:18,799 --> 00:44:21,201 - No, I would stop there. - Okay. 639 00:44:21,234 --> 00:44:23,370 Um, I'm pretty sure that's animal cruelty. 640 00:44:23,403 --> 00:44:24,871 You know her mom works for PETA, right? 641 00:44:24,905 --> 00:44:26,607 - She could send you to juvie. - Mm-hmm. 642 00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,408 Oh. 643 00:44:28,442 --> 00:44:30,210 Okay. Sorry. 644 00:44:31,311 --> 00:44:33,313 - Dumb bitch. - Whoa. 645 00:44:33,347 --> 00:44:35,449 Okay, I can't believe you just said that. 646 00:44:35,482 --> 00:44:37,517 What? I don't know. I'm just kidding. 647 00:44:37,551 --> 00:44:38,919 - Kidding? - Uh, she called her that before. 648 00:44:38,953 --> 00:44:40,420 - Bro. - Like, I thought it was, 649 00:44:40,454 --> 00:44:41,488 - like, her nickname or something. -No. 650 00:44:41,521 --> 00:44:42,356 Are you serious? 651 00:44:42,389 --> 00:44:44,791 You think my nickname is "dumb bitch"? 652 00:44:44,825 --> 00:44:47,761 - Yeah. No. Sorry. - No. 653 00:44:47,794 --> 00:44:50,197 I can't believe he said that. 654 00:44:51,264 --> 00:44:54,167 There's my mom. 655 00:44:54,935 --> 00:44:56,903 Um, some friends are coming over right now 656 00:44:56,937 --> 00:44:59,306 to watch a movie, if you want to come. 657 00:44:59,339 --> 00:45:02,242 - Yeah, for sure. - Uh, I think there's only room 658 00:45:02,275 --> 00:45:03,844 for one more in the car, though. 659 00:45:03,877 --> 00:45:06,213 - Oh, okay. Um... - But if you want, 660 00:45:06,246 --> 00:45:07,781 you could take the bus and meet us there. 661 00:45:07,814 --> 00:45:10,684 Dude, you're-you're cool with taking the bus, right? 662 00:45:12,352 --> 00:45:14,855 All right. Later, dude. 663 00:45:14,888 --> 00:45:16,657 Bye. 664 00:45:16,690 --> 00:45:18,960 Yeah, go for it. 665 00:45:18,993 --> 00:45:21,194 Wait, can we tell Soup to come? 666 00:45:24,765 --> 00:45:26,400 I'm so sorry. 667 00:46:01,334 --> 00:46:03,270 Please enjoy this Verizon ringback tone 668 00:46:03,303 --> 00:46:04,671 while your party is reached. 669 00:46:08,341 --> 00:46:10,243 Dìdi. 670 00:46:12,479 --> 00:46:14,214 Dìdi. 671 00:46:19,886 --> 00:46:21,488 Fine. 672 00:46:28,562 --> 00:46:29,663 Are you sad? 673 00:46:29,696 --> 00:46:31,331 I'm fine. 674 00:46:55,555 --> 00:46:57,591 Mom! 675 00:47:14,908 --> 00:47:17,310 - Mom? - Yeah? 676 00:47:18,812 --> 00:47:20,514 Did you fart? 677 00:47:21,481 --> 00:47:23,050 No. 678 00:47:23,084 --> 00:47:26,319 Oh, my God, you farted. 679 00:47:28,655 --> 00:47:30,557 Unlock the window. 680 00:47:31,391 --> 00:47:33,060 Well, uh, it's broken. 681 00:47:33,094 --> 00:47:36,063 It's broken? Oh, my God. 682 00:47:36,097 --> 00:47:37,798 Sorry. 683 00:47:37,831 --> 00:47:40,333 It smells like shit. 684 00:47:45,806 --> 00:47:49,376 Are you smelling it? 685 00:48:16,003 --> 00:48:17,537 Order number 42. 686 00:48:23,877 --> 00:48:24,911 Ah... 687 00:48:28,882 --> 00:48:31,885 - Ah. - Hey. 688 00:48:44,531 --> 00:48:45,967 What are you doing? 689 00:48:52,039 --> 00:48:53,673 Number 43, your order is ready. 690 00:48:53,707 --> 00:48:55,475 You're so Asian. 691 00:48:56,143 --> 00:48:58,511 Number 43. 692 00:49:08,022 --> 00:49:09,522 Mom. 693 00:49:10,057 --> 00:49:11,491 Stop. 694 00:49:12,126 --> 00:49:13,593 Mom. 695 00:49:13,627 --> 00:49:16,663 I told you this before. I am not go— 696 00:49:22,136 --> 00:49:23,937 You're late. 697 00:49:24,938 --> 00:49:26,806 Come sit down. 698 00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:35,149 Josh, go back to work. 699 00:49:35,182 --> 00:49:37,517 Dude, stop. 700 00:49:37,550 --> 00:49:39,586 Our moms are friends. 701 00:51:19,086 --> 00:51:21,088 Mom. 702 00:51:21,122 --> 00:51:23,523 Mom, can you give me ride? 703 00:51:25,192 --> 00:51:26,860 Mom? 704 00:52:17,378 --> 00:52:19,113 I'll take you. Come on. 705 00:52:34,095 --> 00:52:35,695 You okay? 706 00:52:43,937 --> 00:52:46,373 Wait, this is where you and your friends hang out? 707 00:52:46,407 --> 00:52:48,008 Business parking lots? 708 00:52:48,042 --> 00:52:51,744 - Yeah. You could just park right over here. -Okay. 709 00:52:53,314 --> 00:52:55,149 Okay. 710 00:52:55,983 --> 00:52:57,817 Um... 711 00:52:59,253 --> 00:53:02,622 Thanks for, uh, driving me. 712 00:53:03,923 --> 00:53:05,192 No problem. 713 00:53:06,961 --> 00:53:12,166 Um, I think I'm gonna stay out for a while, too. 714 00:53:12,199 --> 00:53:17,104 So just give me a call later if you need a ride. 715 00:53:17,138 --> 00:53:19,206 Or anything, okay? 716 00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:20,807 Okay. 717 00:53:29,782 --> 00:53:31,751 - There he is. Sup, bro? - Yo, bruh. 718 00:53:31,784 --> 00:53:32,886 - What's good? - How's it going? 719 00:53:32,919 --> 00:53:34,188 - How's it going? - Chillin'. 720 00:53:34,221 --> 00:53:36,023 Yo, what's up, what's up, what's up? 721 00:53:36,056 --> 00:53:37,424 - How's it going? How's it going? - Let's get these clips. 722 00:53:45,732 --> 00:53:48,135 Get that shit. Yep. 723 00:53:50,404 --> 00:53:52,406 Good shit, bruh. 724 00:53:52,439 --> 00:53:54,141 Right here. 725 00:53:54,941 --> 00:53:56,310 I mean, my shirt clean. 726 00:53:56,343 --> 00:53:58,245 - Smell this shit. Fuck yeah. - Hey. 727 00:53:58,279 --> 00:53:59,846 Like it, yeah. 728 00:53:59,879 --> 00:54:02,383 Hey, Nugget, look at this dick I drew. 729 00:54:06,086 --> 00:54:08,189 - The veins and shit in there. - Bro, what? 730 00:54:08,222 --> 00:54:09,456 I got some ball sack. 731 00:54:09,490 --> 00:54:10,958 Hey, right here, right here. 732 00:54:10,991 --> 00:54:12,926 It's coming. 733 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:14,861 - Weak! - Hey, run it back. 734 00:54:14,894 --> 00:54:16,197 Hey, both of you guys. 735 00:54:16,230 --> 00:54:19,466 - You, you and you. Out! - Oh, my— Come on. 736 00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:22,269 I've seen you here before. -How you doing, man? 737 00:54:22,303 --> 00:54:23,470 Fun time is over. 738 00:54:23,504 --> 00:54:25,005 - No, no, no. - Hey, yo, Chris. 739 00:54:25,039 --> 00:54:26,873 Film that shit. Film that shit right there. 740 00:54:26,906 --> 00:54:29,176 - You are done. - "You're done, sonny son." 741 00:54:29,210 --> 00:54:30,477 Yes, you. 742 00:54:30,511 --> 00:54:32,947 Ah, right here, right here, right here. 743 00:54:32,980 --> 00:54:34,814 Yeah, land that shit. 744 00:54:34,847 --> 00:54:36,783 - Yeah! - Let's go! 745 00:54:36,816 --> 00:54:39,086 Go, go! 746 00:54:39,119 --> 00:54:41,255 Let's get the fuck out of here! 747 00:55:03,876 --> 00:55:05,980 Bruh, that security guard could not keep up. 748 00:55:06,013 --> 00:55:07,414 You just juked the fuck out of him, bro. 749 00:55:07,448 --> 00:55:08,915 We got to see that shit. 750 00:55:08,949 --> 00:55:10,384 You clipping your nails back there, bro? 751 00:55:10,417 --> 00:55:11,986 It's good, bro. I'm catching 'em. 752 00:55:12,019 --> 00:55:14,054 Way to kill the vibe, bro. That's hella trifling. 753 00:55:14,088 --> 00:55:15,990 You can't be doing shit like that in people whip. 754 00:55:16,023 --> 00:55:18,092 Bro, I got to cut my toenails, I'm gonna cut my toenails, bro. 755 00:55:18,125 --> 00:55:20,394 Hey, Chris, you got that clip of me, though? 756 00:55:20,427 --> 00:55:21,996 Oh, yeah, I-I got that clip. 757 00:55:22,029 --> 00:55:23,530 - Yeah. - - That clip was killer as fuck. 758 00:55:23,564 --> 00:55:25,266 Yeah, baby. 759 00:55:25,299 --> 00:55:28,002 That shit was wet, bro. That shit— oh, man. 760 00:55:28,035 --> 00:55:29,536 I got the throw-down, the jukes. 761 00:55:29,570 --> 00:55:31,405 Stomped that shit, bolts. That's my opener, man. 762 00:55:31,438 --> 00:55:33,173 You were, like, you were, like, all up in his face, too. 763 00:55:33,207 --> 00:55:34,874 You know, you could've, like, could've, like, 764 00:55:34,907 --> 00:55:36,010 fucked him up or something. 765 00:55:37,444 --> 00:55:38,878 Yeah, I'm-I'm more about peaceful shit. 766 00:55:38,911 --> 00:55:40,247 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 767 00:55:40,281 --> 00:55:41,448 Like, I'm on the Zen path. 768 00:55:42,983 --> 00:55:44,985 Hey, you good to send me that clip later, though? 769 00:55:45,019 --> 00:55:46,420 Yeah, I'll-I'll send you that clip. 770 00:55:46,453 --> 00:55:47,554 I'm probably gonna, like, film 771 00:55:47,588 --> 00:55:49,256 some other clips before that, though, 772 00:55:49,290 --> 00:55:51,025 and, like, edit it together, you know, like, mix it up. 773 00:55:51,058 --> 00:55:52,459 - Okay. -We got, we got motherfucking 774 00:55:52,493 --> 00:55:54,894 Spike Jonze or some shit over here. 775 00:55:54,927 --> 00:55:56,397 - About to edit that shit up. - You a fucking hater, bro. 776 00:55:56,430 --> 00:55:57,965 Hey, respect his craft, bro. 777 00:55:57,998 --> 00:55:59,899 Chris, thank you for pulling up on us today. 778 00:55:59,932 --> 00:56:01,969 We-we really need you, you know what I'm saying? 779 00:56:02,002 --> 00:56:03,304 Yeah, you been doing your thing. 780 00:56:03,337 --> 00:56:04,837 I appreciate you for coming out. 781 00:56:04,871 --> 00:56:07,107 Yeah, that's what's up. 782 00:56:18,619 --> 00:56:20,421 Mom? 783 00:56:24,391 --> 00:56:26,060 Mama? 784 00:56:30,230 --> 00:56:31,465 Nai Nai? 785 00:56:37,371 --> 00:56:38,972 Mom? 786 00:56:43,243 --> 00:56:45,079 Nai Nai! 787 00:56:45,112 --> 00:56:47,081 Nai Nai. What happened? 788 00:57:47,174 --> 00:57:48,442 Okay. 789 00:57:50,144 --> 00:57:53,313 Hey, um, can you give me a hand with something? 790 00:58:03,657 --> 00:58:05,359 So... 791 00:58:06,527 --> 00:58:09,530 Who are those people you've been hanging out with? 792 00:58:13,734 --> 00:58:15,302 Friends. 793 00:58:16,203 --> 00:58:18,505 What do you guys do when you hang out? 794 00:58:21,575 --> 00:58:23,477 Just skate. 795 00:58:24,478 --> 00:58:26,180 Just skate? 796 00:58:28,015 --> 00:58:32,252 Well, promise me you won't do anything stupid. 797 00:58:33,420 --> 00:58:34,955 Okay. 798 00:58:51,171 --> 00:58:52,206 Make sure to keep your subject 799 00:58:52,239 --> 00:58:53,273 in the center of the frame. 800 00:58:53,307 --> 00:58:55,342 Yeah, buddy. Let's go! 801 00:58:56,310 --> 00:58:57,744 - Ah, that was it! - Oh, come on. 802 00:59:02,449 --> 00:59:04,284 - Back 'em up. - Let's go. 803 00:59:06,787 --> 00:59:09,022 Yo! 804 00:59:09,056 --> 00:59:10,157 Yeah. 805 00:59:13,393 --> 00:59:15,295 Nice. 806 00:59:16,296 --> 00:59:17,364 Oh. 807 00:59:19,199 --> 00:59:21,235 You got it, bro. You got it. 808 00:59:21,268 --> 00:59:22,102 Oh! 809 00:59:25,072 --> 00:59:27,040 Dude, that was buttery. 810 00:59:27,074 --> 00:59:29,076 —Don't touch. Don't touch. Don't touch. 811 00:59:35,716 --> 00:59:37,084 Why are you filming the plants? 812 00:59:37,117 --> 00:59:39,653 Uh, foreground. 813 00:59:39,686 --> 00:59:42,556 - You look like a pervert. - Oh. 814 00:59:42,589 --> 00:59:43,724 Oh, dude! 815 00:59:48,829 --> 00:59:51,698 I want to see that thing. What you got? 816 00:59:51,732 --> 00:59:53,534 Uh... 817 00:59:53,567 --> 00:59:55,168 What the fuck? 818 01:00:00,707 --> 01:00:03,277 Hey, yo, Wang-Wang! 819 01:00:03,310 --> 01:00:05,679 Yo, bro, what you doing here? 820 01:00:05,712 --> 01:00:07,347 Just hanging out. 821 01:00:07,381 --> 01:00:08,582 With who, bro? 822 01:00:08,615 --> 01:00:11,151 Where the fuck is he at? - 823 01:00:11,184 --> 01:00:13,186 Friends. 824 01:00:13,854 --> 01:00:15,188 All right. Where you guys headed? 825 01:00:15,222 --> 01:00:16,356 Come on, bro. 826 01:00:16,390 --> 01:00:17,491 Yo, let's go! 827 01:00:17,524 --> 01:00:18,492 What are you waiting for? 828 01:00:19,660 --> 01:00:21,161 To a party. 829 01:00:21,194 --> 01:00:22,529 Oh. 830 01:00:22,563 --> 01:00:24,264 Yo, can we come? 831 01:00:24,898 --> 01:00:27,334 Hurry up! Let's hit it! 832 01:00:28,201 --> 01:00:30,437 There's no room in the car. 833 01:00:30,470 --> 01:00:31,572 Come on. 834 01:00:31,605 --> 01:00:33,173 Ah. 835 01:00:33,206 --> 01:00:35,475 Um, it's-it's all right. 836 01:00:35,509 --> 01:00:37,511 It's okay. 837 01:00:37,544 --> 01:00:39,379 A-All right, see ya, bro. 838 01:00:43,517 --> 01:00:45,352 - Hey, Mack! Mack! - Man, this place is cranking. 839 01:00:45,385 --> 01:00:46,853 Hey, yo, nigga, what's good? 840 01:00:46,887 --> 01:00:48,789 —Man, what took your ass so long? 841 01:00:48,822 --> 01:00:50,324 I'm eating lemon bars in this bitch 842 01:00:50,357 --> 01:00:52,392 for about three hours with your granny. 843 01:00:52,426 --> 01:00:54,494 - Shit's good as fuck, though, really. -Sup, G? 844 01:00:54,528 --> 01:00:57,197 Hey, what's good, bruh? What's good, buddy? 845 01:00:57,230 --> 01:00:59,566 - Yo, who the fuck is this? - Th-This is Chris. 846 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:01,435 This is my filmer, bro. He's cool. He's with me. 847 01:01:01,468 --> 01:01:03,170 Little bro been filming us, getting clips. 848 01:01:03,203 --> 01:01:04,471 Oh, shit! 849 01:01:04,504 --> 01:01:07,207 Ain't you the nigga that be filming for Bofa? 850 01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:08,575 What's "Bofa"? 851 01:01:09,910 --> 01:01:11,812 Both of these nuts in your fucking mouth! 852 01:01:11,845 --> 01:01:13,146 It's good, man! 853 01:01:13,180 --> 01:01:14,514 Why you do him like that? 854 01:01:14,548 --> 01:01:15,782 Move, move, move. 855 01:01:15,816 --> 01:01:17,517 - Hella people here. - Hey, bro. 856 01:01:17,551 --> 01:01:19,252 Let me get one of those lemon bars. 857 01:01:19,286 --> 01:01:20,654 Sorry, coming through. Sorry. 858 01:01:20,687 --> 01:01:22,723 Excuse me. Can I just... 859 01:02:42,636 --> 01:02:44,705 Hell yeah! -Whoa. 860 01:02:44,738 --> 01:02:47,274 - Hey, keep my grandma out of it. - What you talking about? 861 01:02:47,307 --> 01:02:49,309 - Come on, man. - Ay, but, uh, 862 01:02:49,342 --> 01:02:51,445 - I-I did that shit, though. - You did not. 863 01:02:51,478 --> 01:02:53,613 Come on. 864 01:02:54,581 --> 01:02:56,783 Hey, you good? How the fuck that shit taste, boy? 865 01:02:58,785 --> 01:03:00,387 The hashish. Nigga, what? 866 01:03:00,420 --> 01:03:01,855 I don't smoke no more. 867 01:03:01,888 --> 01:03:04,758 Yeah, you a bitch. I'll hit that, though. Come on. 868 01:03:08,328 --> 01:03:10,564 This shit old, man, expired. 869 01:03:10,597 --> 01:03:12,967 - Bro, you let that shit go out? - You should, uh... 870 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,335 You should Wu-Tang it. 871 01:03:15,368 --> 01:03:17,437 Wu-Tang it? Like the Clan? 872 01:03:17,471 --> 01:03:19,473 Yeah, it's... No, here, let me show you. 873 01:03:19,506 --> 01:03:20,975 - Yeah, you rock that. - Yeah. 874 01:03:21,008 --> 01:03:23,243 I don't want to fuck it up, bro. 875 01:03:30,817 --> 01:03:34,488 This Asian motherfucker just ate the roach! 876 01:03:34,521 --> 01:03:36,857 - Nigga, what the fuck? - Shit, man. 877 01:03:36,890 --> 01:03:38,059 Yo, what's your name, man? 878 01:03:38,092 --> 01:03:39,926 - Chris. - Chris? Hey. 879 01:03:39,961 --> 01:03:41,361 Asian Chris! 880 01:03:41,394 --> 01:03:43,864 Asian Chris! Asian Chris! 881 01:03:43,897 --> 01:03:44,999 Half Asian. 882 01:03:45,032 --> 01:03:47,467 - What? - Half Asian. 883 01:03:47,501 --> 01:03:48,802 - Okay, nigga. - All right. 884 01:03:48,835 --> 01:03:50,370 Half Asian Chris! 885 01:03:50,403 --> 01:03:52,572 Half Asian Chris! Half Asian Chris! 886 01:03:52,606 --> 01:03:54,574 Half Asian Chris! 887 01:03:54,608 --> 01:03:56,810 Half Asian Chris! 888 01:03:56,843 --> 01:03:59,780 Half Asian Chris! 889 01:04:19,432 --> 01:04:23,336 Bro, you good? 890 01:04:25,639 --> 01:04:27,674 Shit, man. 891 01:04:29,576 --> 01:04:31,378 Wang-Wang. 892 01:04:32,913 --> 01:04:34,581 Over here. 893 01:04:35,149 --> 01:04:37,384 Why did you kill me? 894 01:04:37,417 --> 01:04:39,352 I didn't want to die. 895 01:04:40,087 --> 01:04:42,722 This is why nobody loves you. 896 01:04:42,756 --> 01:04:44,357 Ha, fucker. 897 01:04:53,034 --> 01:04:56,369 Uh, I'm fine. 898 01:05:13,054 --> 01:05:14,888 Get it out. 899 01:05:17,924 --> 01:05:19,726 Here. 900 01:05:19,759 --> 01:05:20,962 Drink. 901 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:29,769 Didn't I tell you not to do anything stupid? 902 01:05:34,908 --> 01:05:36,910 Please don't tell Mom. 903 01:05:43,783 --> 01:05:45,418 Okay. 904 01:05:47,754 --> 01:05:49,689 Bye-bye, Nai Nai. 905 01:05:52,859 --> 01:05:54,628 Okay. 906 01:06:09,943 --> 01:06:11,778 - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 907 01:06:16,816 --> 01:06:18,418 Um... 908 01:06:19,819 --> 01:06:21,554 Bye, I guess. 909 01:06:23,690 --> 01:06:24,925 Bye. 910 01:06:53,054 --> 01:06:54,888 Bye-bye. 911 01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:15,769 - Hello? - Yo, I think I'm near your crib. 912 01:08:15,802 --> 01:08:18,272 Can we come over and look at those clips real quick? 913 01:08:18,305 --> 01:08:21,075 Uh, like, like, like, right now? 914 01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:27,914 What's good, bro? Where the bathroom at? 915 01:08:27,948 --> 01:08:29,250 Uh, just down there to the right. 916 01:08:29,283 --> 01:08:30,317 All right. 917 01:08:30,351 --> 01:08:31,885 What's up, little bro? 918 01:08:31,918 --> 01:08:33,220 —Let's peep these clips, G. -Okay. 919 01:08:33,254 --> 01:08:34,854 Nice spot. 920 01:08:34,888 --> 01:08:36,790 Hey, who did all the paintings in your house? 921 01:08:36,823 --> 01:08:39,193 Um, my mom. 922 01:08:39,226 --> 01:08:41,195 - Really? - "Wang Wang"? 923 01:08:41,228 --> 01:08:43,264 - What's a Wang Wang? - Uh... 924 01:08:43,297 --> 01:08:44,831 Can I have some of these apples? 925 01:08:44,864 --> 01:08:46,866 Um... 926 01:08:46,900 --> 01:08:49,136 - Yeah. Go for it. - Okay. Thanks. 927 01:08:49,170 --> 01:08:51,871 - Why are they in a dog bowl? - All right, what I miss? 928 01:08:51,905 --> 01:08:53,673 - Hey, you wash your hands? - Nah. 929 01:08:53,706 --> 01:08:55,376 Mm, mm-mm. Get the fuck off. 930 01:08:55,409 --> 01:08:57,078 Bruh, I'm trying to watch these clips. 931 01:08:57,111 --> 01:08:58,345 That is nasty. You're nasty. 932 01:08:58,379 --> 01:08:59,947 Oh, my God, y'all some haters. 933 01:08:59,980 --> 01:09:01,714 - All right. What we got? - We're about to see the clips. 934 01:09:01,748 --> 01:09:03,883 Yeah, right here! -Come on. 935 01:09:03,917 --> 01:09:07,321 - Yep. - Oh. 936 01:09:07,354 --> 01:09:09,223 That spot was insanely crusty. 937 01:09:09,256 --> 01:09:10,790 Yeah, we got that double. 938 01:09:10,824 --> 01:09:12,692 I had to get that shit out of the way. 939 01:09:12,725 --> 01:09:14,962 - Go backwards. - That shit was sick, huh? 940 01:09:14,995 --> 01:09:17,131 - That shit was. You'll see. - We get it done. 941 01:09:17,998 --> 01:09:19,933 I remember this day. 942 01:09:21,168 --> 01:09:23,337 It's a little shaky, but it's-it's all right. 943 01:09:23,370 --> 01:09:25,106 Every filmer has their bad days. 944 01:09:25,139 --> 01:09:26,706 - It has a little bit of speed. - On the frame. 945 01:09:26,739 --> 01:09:28,142 Oh! Play that clip 946 01:09:28,175 --> 01:09:30,144 where I fucking juked that security guard. 947 01:09:30,177 --> 01:09:31,378 We got to see that, bro. 948 01:09:31,412 --> 01:09:33,114 I've been waiting for so long to see that. 949 01:09:33,147 --> 01:09:34,781 - The security guard, remember? - The security guard. -Yeah. 950 01:09:34,814 --> 01:09:35,983 - Put it on. Let's go. - Oh, my fucking God. 951 01:09:36,016 --> 01:09:37,418 - Pull that shit up. - Let's go. 952 01:09:37,451 --> 01:09:39,053 Pull it up. What you waiting for? Come on. 953 01:09:39,086 --> 01:09:40,387 - This is the one, man. - Put that shit on right now. 954 01:09:40,421 --> 01:09:41,754 Yeah, that one right there. 955 01:09:41,788 --> 01:09:43,057 - Okay. - Yep, here we go. 956 01:09:43,090 --> 01:09:44,691 - There it is. Shit. - There she is. 957 01:09:44,724 --> 01:09:46,726 You about to be famous from this shit. 958 01:09:46,759 --> 01:09:48,728 - Swear to God. - Swear. 959 01:09:48,761 --> 01:09:51,098 Bruh, he was all in the way, like, damn. 960 01:09:51,132 --> 01:09:53,900 Watch this juke. It's a NBA juke right here. Oh. 961 01:09:53,933 --> 01:09:55,902 - Oh! - Oh, shit, right here. 962 01:09:55,935 --> 01:09:57,670 Land it, land it. There you go. 963 01:09:57,704 --> 01:09:59,039 - Here we go, here we go, here we go. -Great. 964 01:09:59,073 --> 01:10:01,408 Man, fuck you! We're out! 965 01:10:01,442 --> 01:10:03,110 Yeah, don't come back. 966 01:10:03,144 --> 01:10:06,013 - Couldn't even see the board. - Bro, what the fuck? 967 01:10:07,847 --> 01:10:10,151 All right, bruh. All right, so check it out. 968 01:10:10,184 --> 01:10:12,953 I'm no, like, filmer or expert or anything, 969 01:10:12,987 --> 01:10:14,754 but that's definitely not usable. 970 01:10:14,787 --> 01:10:15,922 I thought you were, like, a filmer, right? 971 01:10:15,956 --> 01:10:17,224 None of those are usable. 972 01:10:17,258 --> 01:10:18,959 Yeah. I just... 973 01:10:18,993 --> 01:10:21,428 I-I couldn't focus-up, um, I'm sorry. 974 01:10:21,462 --> 01:10:23,663 - Damn. - Dìdi? 975 01:10:27,934 --> 01:10:29,003 Oh. 976 01:10:29,036 --> 01:10:30,137 Hi. 977 01:10:30,171 --> 01:10:31,272 Ni hao. 978 01:10:32,239 --> 01:10:33,806 Hello. 979 01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:35,742 - Um, nice meet you. - Nice to meet you. 980 01:10:35,775 --> 01:10:37,978 I'm Chris' mother. 981 01:10:38,012 --> 01:10:39,879 Hey, I really like your paintings. 982 01:10:39,913 --> 01:10:42,782 - Really beautiful, by the way. - Oh. 983 01:10:42,815 --> 01:10:45,052 - Thank you. - Yeah. 984 01:10:45,085 --> 01:10:46,120 You notice. 985 01:10:46,153 --> 01:10:49,190 Yeah, I love the colors and stuff. 986 01:10:49,223 --> 01:10:50,823 I-I paint all myself. 987 01:10:50,857 --> 01:10:52,759 - That's cool. - Yeah, that's really nice. 988 01:10:52,792 --> 01:10:55,462 Wait, so, um, if you're Asian, 989 01:10:55,496 --> 01:10:59,333 does that mean your husband is white? 990 01:10:59,366 --> 01:11:01,734 What? 991 01:11:01,768 --> 01:11:03,370 My husband Asian. 992 01:11:03,404 --> 01:11:05,005 How are you half Asian? 993 01:11:05,039 --> 01:11:06,974 Yeah, 'cause you said that... - 994 01:11:07,007 --> 01:11:08,242 She's probably just forgetting. Mom, just get out right now. 995 01:11:08,275 --> 01:11:09,943 Mom, just get out— 996 01:11:09,977 --> 01:11:12,279 Mom, get out! Mom, get out! 997 01:11:15,815 --> 01:11:18,152 Uh, s-sorry. I'm sorry you had to see that. 998 01:11:18,185 --> 01:11:20,020 It's just— she could just be, like, 999 01:11:20,054 --> 01:11:22,990 super annoying sometimes and... and, uh... 1000 01:11:23,023 --> 01:11:26,026 Dude, don't talk to your mom like that. 1001 01:11:26,060 --> 01:11:27,261 She wasn't even being annoying. 1002 01:11:27,294 --> 01:11:28,495 Like, what were you even doing? 1003 01:11:28,529 --> 01:11:30,497 Man, this kid's kind of wack. 1004 01:11:30,531 --> 01:11:31,966 Yeah, you're kind of right. 1005 01:11:31,999 --> 01:11:33,866 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1006 01:11:48,048 --> 01:11:50,084 Yo! 1007 01:11:53,020 --> 01:11:55,022 Man, fuck you. We're out. 1008 01:14:20,701 --> 01:14:22,669 Okay, let's take a quick break. 1009 01:14:34,581 --> 01:14:36,617 Josh, don't. 1010 01:14:38,619 --> 01:14:40,687 Yo, Chris! 1011 01:14:40,721 --> 01:14:42,156 What up, bro? 1012 01:14:42,189 --> 01:14:43,490 Doing some skate tricks? 1013 01:14:43,524 --> 01:14:45,592 Huh? 1014 01:14:45,626 --> 01:14:47,494 Hey, can I ask you something? 1015 01:14:47,528 --> 01:14:50,264 Huh? 1016 01:14:54,668 --> 01:14:56,437 Are you nervous? 1017 01:14:59,206 --> 01:15:02,676 Man, I didn't realize you was such a G, bruh. 1018 01:15:02,709 --> 01:15:05,479 Hey, are you a Fremont Asian Gangsta? 1019 01:15:06,447 --> 01:15:07,514 Yes or no? 1020 01:15:07,548 --> 01:15:09,216 Come on, man. 1021 01:15:10,784 --> 01:15:13,320 - Sure. - Yeah? 1022 01:15:13,353 --> 01:15:15,155 Wait, hold on. 1023 01:15:15,189 --> 01:15:17,691 "Fremont Asian Gangsta." Oh, wait. 1024 01:15:17,724 --> 01:15:19,526 So you're a fag? 1025 01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:21,562 Oh, G— 1026 01:15:21,595 --> 01:15:23,397 Hey, that was good. 1027 01:15:23,430 --> 01:15:25,199 Oh, man. 1028 01:15:25,232 --> 01:15:27,401 No wonder you wouldn't kiss Madi. 1029 01:15:28,335 --> 01:15:30,237 You're gonna get me in trouble. 1030 01:15:30,270 --> 01:15:32,005 I got his ass hella good, bro. 1031 01:15:32,039 --> 01:15:33,207 Yeah. Yeah. 1032 01:15:34,641 --> 01:15:37,077 Bro, what the fuck? 1033 01:16:12,312 --> 01:16:13,780 Huh? 1034 01:16:13,814 --> 01:16:15,482 He started it. 1035 01:16:18,118 --> 01:16:19,586 Why the fuck are you taking his side? 1036 01:16:21,455 --> 01:16:24,291 Why do you never listen to me? I'm your son. 1037 01:16:29,162 --> 01:16:30,264 Yeah, well, maybe if Dad raised me, 1038 01:16:30,297 --> 01:16:31,665 I would've been a better son. 1039 01:16:31,698 --> 01:16:34,301 But no, I'm stuck with you, and you can't do shit! 1040 01:16:42,576 --> 01:16:44,077 Yeah, bullshit! 1041 01:16:44,111 --> 01:16:45,279 Dad's the one in Taiwan making the fucking money 1042 01:16:45,312 --> 01:16:46,813 while all you do is just sit at home 1043 01:16:46,847 --> 01:16:49,049 and draw fucking clouds! 1044 01:16:56,323 --> 01:16:58,825 No, no, I couldn't care less whether you fucking leave, 1045 01:16:58,859 --> 01:17:00,294 'cause you're just a fucking failed artist 1046 01:17:00,327 --> 01:17:02,696 and your stupid-ass fucking drawings. 1047 01:17:02,729 --> 01:17:04,331 Not that I fucking care. 1048 01:17:04,364 --> 01:17:07,100 Ah, shut up! Shut up! I'm sorry I'm not fucking Max! 1049 01:17:07,134 --> 01:17:08,402 I'm sorry I'm not a fucking bragging right 1050 01:17:08,435 --> 01:17:10,337 - to your fucking friends! - Dìdi! 1051 01:17:10,370 --> 01:17:11,872 I'm not the fucking embarrassment here! 1052 01:17:11,905 --> 01:17:13,206 You're the fucking embarrassment! 1053 01:17:13,240 --> 01:17:15,576 I'm ashamed to be your fucking son! 1054 01:20:32,073 --> 01:20:34,674 Are you ashamed of me? 1055 01:20:39,379 --> 01:20:42,482 I ran away, but you didn't even look for me. 1056 01:21:31,531 --> 01:21:35,069 "Mama, I just want to let you know 1057 01:21:35,102 --> 01:21:37,437 that I hate you." 1058 01:23:16,037 --> 01:23:18,973 Sometimes I dream. 1059 01:23:49,003 --> 01:23:52,006 I am so proud. 1060 01:23:56,876 --> 01:24:00,880 But sometime, it's a little hard. 1061 01:24:34,048 --> 01:24:35,849 That's it. 1062 01:24:39,220 --> 01:24:42,023 Ready? Smile. 1063 01:24:49,196 --> 01:24:51,198 And tilt your head a little bit. 1064 01:24:51,232 --> 01:24:53,733 And three, two, one. 1065 01:25:34,841 --> 01:25:35,976 Madi? 1066 01:25:37,944 --> 01:25:39,947 Oh, hi. 1067 01:25:39,980 --> 01:25:41,082 Hey. 1068 01:25:41,115 --> 01:25:43,150 Good luck. 1069 01:25:43,184 --> 01:25:44,952 What's up? 1070 01:25:44,985 --> 01:25:46,220 Nothing much. 1071 01:25:46,253 --> 01:25:48,122 Uh... 1072 01:25:49,256 --> 01:25:52,659 Did you, uh... did you get a haircut? 1073 01:25:54,095 --> 01:25:55,628 No. 1074 01:25:56,263 --> 01:25:58,132 Right. 1075 01:25:59,366 --> 01:26:00,968 Uh... 1076 01:26:01,001 --> 01:26:03,003 I just... just came over here to say 1077 01:26:03,037 --> 01:26:07,774 that I'm, uh, you know, sorry for not texting you back. 1078 01:26:08,675 --> 01:26:12,179 Uh, I was kind of, like, busy with, like, 1079 01:26:12,213 --> 01:26:15,116 you know, family stuff and... 1080 01:26:16,850 --> 01:26:18,751 back-to-school shopping and... 1081 01:26:20,054 --> 01:26:21,989 Uh... 1082 01:26:22,022 --> 01:26:23,823 Yeah, I... 1083 01:26:23,857 --> 01:26:26,026 You're a pretty cool person, so I was just, you know, 1084 01:26:26,060 --> 01:26:30,164 wondering if you want to, like, hang out again ever. 1085 01:26:35,169 --> 01:26:37,138 You, uh... 1086 01:26:37,171 --> 01:26:40,740 You punched my friend Josh in the face. 1087 01:26:43,077 --> 01:26:45,112 Yeah. Yeah, I... 1088 01:26:47,181 --> 01:26:50,151 - Yeah. - Okay, well, later. 1089 01:27:08,202 --> 01:27:10,404 So, free food. 1090 01:27:10,437 --> 01:27:13,706 Ah, I like that. I like that. 1091 01:27:23,517 --> 01:27:25,953 Hi, guys. Welcome to Visual Arts Club. 1092 01:27:25,986 --> 01:27:29,223 This year, we're doing a mural, some more analog photography, 1093 01:27:29,256 --> 01:27:30,757 and we just got a big donation of video equipment. 1094 01:27:30,790 --> 01:27:32,026 Yo, Wang-Wang! 1095 01:27:32,059 --> 01:27:34,694 So we're hoping to make more video art... 1096 01:28:10,863 --> 01:28:12,967 Hi, Dìdi. 1097 01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,702 Hai hai. 1098 01:28:17,071 --> 01:28:19,839 Uh, yeah. 1099 01:28:19,872 --> 01:28:22,109 Yeah, it-it was pretty good. 1100 01:28:22,142 --> 01:28:26,413 I, um, signed up for Visual Arts Club. 1101 01:28:26,447 --> 01:28:28,815 - Oh. - Yeah.