1 00:03:14,467 --> 00:03:17,428 Would you like to see before, you know... 2 00:03:19,097 --> 00:03:20,265 Yeah. 3 00:03:28,773 --> 00:03:31,609 Brian? Who's this? 4 00:03:31,860 --> 00:03:34,320 You know, I asked myself the same thing when my dad passed. 5 00:03:34,445 --> 00:03:35,697 I said, "Who is this man?" 6 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:37,949 No, no, Brian. Who's this in the coffin? 7 00:03:38,032 --> 00:03:41,035 - Because that's not my father. - Are you sure? 8 00:03:41,119 --> 00:03:43,454 Are you asking me if I'm sure I know what my father looks like? 9 00:03:43,538 --> 00:03:45,623 No, people make mistakes in a time of grief, Aaron. 10 00:03:45,707 --> 00:03:47,876 Look at the damn body, man. 11 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:50,712 Oh, shit. 12 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:52,881 - You got Jackie Chan in there! - Okay, listen... 13 00:03:52,964 --> 00:03:55,758 Come on, Brian. You know what my father looks like. 14 00:03:55,842 --> 00:03:57,051 We are very scattered today. 15 00:03:57,135 --> 00:03:58,678 This type of thing almost never happens. 16 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:00,680 - Almost never happens? - I said that out loud? 17 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:03,558 It's not Burger King. You can't just mess up my order. 18 00:04:03,641 --> 00:04:05,560 Please, just calm down. I think I know where he is. 19 00:04:05,643 --> 00:04:07,020 You think? 20 00:04:07,145 --> 00:04:10,857 If my dad's not in this coffin in one hour, then you have to take his place. 21 00:04:10,982 --> 00:04:13,401 - You got it? - Don't worry. I'll get him back. 22 00:04:13,484 --> 00:04:18,031 I promise that. He's in one of two places. I think it's the second place. 23 00:04:18,156 --> 00:04:21,367 Listen, okay, guys? Let's pack this up. Close this. 24 00:04:21,492 --> 00:04:22,911 Let's go, let's get out of here. 25 00:04:22,994 --> 00:04:27,040 Wait a minute, before we move... Okay. Did I give you my keys? 26 00:04:27,665 --> 00:04:30,418 No. They in the car. I left the damn keys in the car. 27 00:04:30,501 --> 00:04:32,545 Let's go, guys. I think it's on. 28 00:04:32,670 --> 00:04:35,381 If you're so antsy about being here, why'd you come out in the first place? 29 00:04:35,506 --> 00:04:37,926 - You know why. - I hate funerals. 30 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,345 All about death, death, death. 31 00:04:40,428 --> 00:04:44,098 I don't think funerals are designed for anybody to like, Norman. 32 00:04:44,182 --> 00:04:45,725 I suppose. 33 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:48,519 I don't want a regular funeral when it's my time to go, you know. 34 00:04:48,603 --> 00:04:50,521 I want my life celebrated. 35 00:04:50,605 --> 00:04:54,192 Like Anna Nicole Smith, Richard Nixon, somebody big and powerful. 36 00:04:54,275 --> 00:04:56,110 I want mine to be the saddest day ever. 37 00:04:56,194 --> 00:04:59,280 Stock market should crash, factories shut down, 38 00:04:59,364 --> 00:05:01,074 girls crying in the streets. 39 00:05:01,199 --> 00:05:04,702 That kind of thing. An eclipse would be nice. 40 00:05:04,786 --> 00:05:06,871 - Come on. - What? 41 00:05:06,955 --> 00:05:09,290 You still smoking after all of those warnings and stuff out there? 42 00:05:09,374 --> 00:05:12,168 No, Norman, stop, all right. You used to smoke. 43 00:05:12,251 --> 00:05:13,378 We used to smoke together. 44 00:05:13,461 --> 00:05:16,047 I used to piss my pants and then I stopped. 45 00:05:16,130 --> 00:05:18,925 I got my own problems to worry about without worrying about your damn smoking. 46 00:05:19,050 --> 00:05:21,094 Come on, Norman. What problems you got, man? 47 00:05:21,219 --> 00:05:24,555 - I told you! My rash! - Got to use condoms, papa. 48 00:05:24,639 --> 00:05:27,684 - On my hand, dude. - You still have to use a condom, Norman. 49 00:05:27,767 --> 00:05:28,977 That's the first line of defence. 50 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:31,813 This shit ain't normal. Look at it. 51 00:05:32,271 --> 00:05:35,108 - Fuck. That ain't a rash, man. - What you think it is? 52 00:05:35,233 --> 00:05:38,736 I don't know, but it's very splotchy. 53 00:05:38,820 --> 00:05:42,448 Splotchy? I hate splotchy. I'm gonna pass away, I'm gonna die! 54 00:05:42,573 --> 00:05:44,075 - Nah. - And I'm so damn young! 55 00:05:44,575 --> 00:05:46,619 They brought the wrong body. 56 00:05:46,744 --> 00:05:49,580 Honey, did you hear me? They brought the wrong body. 57 00:05:49,664 --> 00:05:51,332 Oh, my God! Well, do they know where he is? 58 00:05:51,416 --> 00:05:52,959 They think so. 59 00:05:55,003 --> 00:05:57,088 I told you. I told you not to use the Marshalls, 60 00:05:57,171 --> 00:05:59,215 but, no, you wanted to keep it all in the neighbourhood. 61 00:05:59,298 --> 00:06:02,343 Don't rub it in, not today. I got too much to worry about. 62 00:06:02,427 --> 00:06:06,180 Dad insisted on having his funeral at home, so now I just can't escape it. 63 00:06:06,264 --> 00:06:07,932 Death is everywhere. 64 00:06:08,016 --> 00:06:10,101 Baby, no. No, it's not. 65 00:06:10,184 --> 00:06:11,728 Mom won't stop crying. 66 00:06:11,811 --> 00:06:13,855 - Ryan hasn't helped out. - Not like he ever does. 67 00:06:13,938 --> 00:06:16,274 Plus on top of that, I got to worry about this whole eulogy thing. 68 00:06:16,357 --> 00:06:19,902 I am sure it'll be the best eulogy anybody's ever heard. 69 00:06:19,986 --> 00:06:21,320 Doesn't matter. 70 00:06:21,446 --> 00:06:24,824 All anybody's gonna be thinking is, "Why isn't Ryan doing the eulogy? 71 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,993 "Step aside and let the writer say a few words." 72 00:06:27,118 --> 00:06:28,202 Even I'm gonna be thinking it. 73 00:06:28,286 --> 00:06:31,122 Why don't you just let him do it then? 74 00:06:32,290 --> 00:06:33,624 So, now you want Ryan to do the eulogy? 75 00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:34,834 No. I'm just saying... 76 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:37,003 You're just saying that you wanna hear Ryan's eulogy. 77 00:06:37,128 --> 00:06:38,421 No. You're the oldest, so... 78 00:06:38,504 --> 00:06:40,590 So, the only reason I should do it is because I'm old. 79 00:06:40,673 --> 00:06:42,508 Aaron, calm down. 80 00:06:43,134 --> 00:06:46,471 I think that you are every bit as good a writer as your brother. 81 00:06:46,554 --> 00:06:50,725 I just think that you need to let someone actually read your book. 82 00:06:50,808 --> 00:06:52,393 It's not ready yet. 83 00:06:52,477 --> 00:06:55,855 Okay, fine. But don't forget, we close on the house next week. 84 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:58,816 - I know. - I mean, I love your mom, 85 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:00,943 but I am so ready to move. 86 00:07:01,027 --> 00:07:03,654 I know, honey, but we just got to get through today, okay? 87 00:07:03,738 --> 00:07:05,073 Exactly. 88 00:07:05,656 --> 00:07:07,658 I know this is rough. 89 00:07:08,159 --> 00:07:10,203 But it's the last day of my cycle. 90 00:07:10,328 --> 00:07:13,581 And I'm 37 years old, so we need to try to, 91 00:07:13,664 --> 00:07:18,419 you know, we need to do it, at least once today, okay? 92 00:07:18,503 --> 00:07:19,670 - Babe. - Yeah? 93 00:07:19,754 --> 00:07:24,383 You're gonna have to switch that cycle down to low for now, just for now. 94 00:07:25,343 --> 00:07:27,386 Can we at least find the body first? 95 00:07:32,225 --> 00:07:35,186 - Are you okay? - Yeah, absolutely. 96 00:07:37,105 --> 00:07:39,732 Okay, I'm a... I'm a little nervous. 97 00:07:40,525 --> 00:07:41,943 Why, because you're gonna see my dad again? 98 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:45,446 I just don't think I've ever been so openly hated by anyone before. 99 00:07:45,530 --> 00:07:46,781 Even my seventh graders aren't that mean. 100 00:07:46,864 --> 00:07:49,951 I think he's gonna be more concerned today that his brother just died than be... 101 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:52,411 - Babe. - I'm sorry, baby. It's the traffic. 102 00:07:52,537 --> 00:07:54,872 Right. Anyway, when I tell him that we're getting married, 103 00:07:54,956 --> 00:07:57,416 he's just gonna have to accept you. I... 104 00:07:57,542 --> 00:07:59,627 - Jesus! Are you okay? - Oh, my God. 105 00:07:59,710 --> 00:08:01,170 - You asshole! - Fuck you, bitch. 106 00:08:01,254 --> 00:08:04,090 Oh, yeah, flip me off. Can't you see there's a traffic jam? 107 00:08:04,215 --> 00:08:05,842 You poke your eye out, your father's gonna kill me. 108 00:08:05,925 --> 00:08:07,760 - Oscar, baby. - Yes. 109 00:08:07,885 --> 00:08:09,011 - Look at me. - Okay. 110 00:08:09,095 --> 00:08:10,638 - Relax. Okay? - All right. 111 00:08:10,721 --> 00:08:13,057 Everything is fine. Okay? Breathe. 112 00:08:13,141 --> 00:08:14,392 Okay. 113 00:08:16,561 --> 00:08:17,645 - Better? - Better. 114 00:08:17,728 --> 00:08:19,564 Oh, good. It's okay. 115 00:08:20,648 --> 00:08:21,816 Fuck you! 116 00:08:25,736 --> 00:08:28,447 I think you'll find that everything is in perfect order. 117 00:08:28,531 --> 00:08:31,492 Oh, so, now you wanna be professional. 118 00:08:31,576 --> 00:08:33,286 You got your keys? You got your BlackBerry? 119 00:08:33,369 --> 00:08:35,454 Because once we bury him, we not gonna dig him back up 120 00:08:35,538 --> 00:08:36,998 just so you can tweet. 121 00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:38,791 Look, I'm trying, okay? 122 00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:40,668 Hey, how is your mother holding up, Aaron? 123 00:08:40,751 --> 00:08:42,420 She's fine. She's in great health. 124 00:08:42,503 --> 00:08:44,046 - There's no more business here. - Good. 125 00:08:44,130 --> 00:08:45,882 What about your Uncle Russell? He wasn't doing that well. 126 00:08:45,965 --> 00:08:47,049 - How's he doing? - Bye. 127 00:08:47,133 --> 00:08:49,802 Okay, I'm just asking. It's conversation, that's all. 128 00:08:49,886 --> 00:08:52,972 I'm here if you need me, you know that. Thank you for everything. 129 00:08:53,055 --> 00:08:54,390 - Michelle, come here. - Bye, Brian. 130 00:08:54,473 --> 00:08:55,850 You don't have to come. 131 00:08:56,017 --> 00:08:59,896 I'm just saying, everybody knows that the Colonel stole that recipe 132 00:08:59,979 --> 00:09:03,024 for fried chicken from a slave named Jubalai. 133 00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:06,903 Now, I give him credit for the coleslaw, but that's it. 134 00:09:08,529 --> 00:09:10,907 Hey, buddy! How you doing? 135 00:09:10,990 --> 00:09:14,202 I need a favour. I need you to pick up Uncle Russell. 136 00:09:14,285 --> 00:09:16,871 Yeah, I know it's a hassle, but you're the closest. 137 00:09:16,954 --> 00:09:21,459 - Damn! He's always in a bad mood. - Just say you'll do it. We'll do it. 138 00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:26,047 It's not a mood if he's always in it. It's his personality. Can you do it? 139 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,132 All right, I'll do it. 140 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:34,472 Hey, Mama. How you holding up? 141 00:09:34,847 --> 00:09:38,142 There were so many things we wanted to do still. 142 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:41,103 Travel. We were going to Australia and China. 143 00:09:41,187 --> 00:09:42,271 He wanted to go to Thailand. 144 00:09:42,355 --> 00:09:44,398 Oh, come on, Ma, you're not gonna fly 25 hours. 145 00:09:44,482 --> 00:09:47,693 That's not the point. I haven't been feeling well. 146 00:09:47,777 --> 00:09:50,655 Who knows how long I'm gonna live without him? 147 00:09:50,738 --> 00:09:53,574 It might make a difference if I had a grandchild 148 00:09:53,658 --> 00:09:56,911 who could take my mind off of everything, but... 149 00:09:57,578 --> 00:09:59,497 - Oh, well. - Cynthia, we are trying. 150 00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:03,876 I know what you're trying to do, Michelle, all hours of the day and night, trying. 151 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,337 But it doesn't seem to be working, now does it? 152 00:10:06,420 --> 00:10:09,298 - Where's Ryan? Have you talked to him yet? - He should be here soon. 153 00:10:09,382 --> 00:10:13,386 Just to see his face would make me feel so much better. 154 00:10:13,469 --> 00:10:16,889 Oh, I have missed him so much. My baby. 155 00:10:17,515 --> 00:10:19,183 Do you need me to do something, Cynthia? 156 00:10:19,267 --> 00:10:22,561 You could take your hand off my husband's coffin. 157 00:10:22,645 --> 00:10:25,106 You are leaving a smudge mark. 158 00:10:28,401 --> 00:10:30,820 Is she shooting us the finger? Or is she just waving? 159 00:10:30,903 --> 00:10:33,406 That's nice, ladies! Thank you! 160 00:10:36,742 --> 00:10:37,994 - There he is. - What? 161 00:10:38,077 --> 00:10:39,370 - He's okay. - He's gonna need assistance? 162 00:10:39,453 --> 00:10:41,080 He's just grumpy. 163 00:10:41,163 --> 00:10:43,833 You got to know how to handle him. 164 00:10:46,544 --> 00:10:48,212 Oh, he looks kind of sweet. 165 00:10:48,296 --> 00:10:49,547 - Hi, Uncle Russell! - Hi, Uncle Russell! 166 00:10:49,630 --> 00:10:51,132 You remember me? I'm Norman. 167 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:53,551 I came to pick you up and take you to the funeral. 168 00:10:53,634 --> 00:10:57,805 Where the fuck you been, you fat bastard? You took any longer, I'd be dead, too! 169 00:10:57,888 --> 00:11:00,224 Shit, good thing you know how to handle him. 170 00:11:00,308 --> 00:11:02,310 Would you like to ride shotgun? 171 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,353 Stop the game, all right? 172 00:11:04,437 --> 00:11:06,981 take this missile in your ass. 173 00:11:07,064 --> 00:11:08,691 - Listen. - Yes, the pills. I have them. 174 00:11:08,774 --> 00:11:10,776 - They're right here. - All right, cool. Can I come and get them? 175 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:13,946 - I have a funeral to go to. Shit! - Whatever. Man, I'll come over there. 176 00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:15,531 - Fuck. - Did you try them? 177 00:11:15,614 --> 00:11:17,325 No, no, I'm not gonna try them. I made them. 178 00:11:17,408 --> 00:11:18,909 But they're good, right? The stuff's good? 179 00:11:18,993 --> 00:11:21,454 I got to go. Never get high on your own supply. 180 00:11:21,537 --> 00:11:24,206 And, dude, this shit's gonna blow your mind, I guarantee it. 181 00:11:24,290 --> 00:11:27,251 You'll love it. All right, got to go. Bye. 182 00:11:29,712 --> 00:11:31,505 Do you always open the door half naked? 183 00:11:31,589 --> 00:11:33,799 Come on, Jeff, we're gonna be late. 184 00:11:33,883 --> 00:11:35,384 All I got to do is just put some pants on. 185 00:11:35,468 --> 00:11:38,846 And this is my house, so... You all right, man? 186 00:11:39,972 --> 00:11:42,475 - He's fine. He's just freaking out. - Is he okay? 187 00:11:42,558 --> 00:11:46,145 - A car almost ran into us, and I was yelling. - And this guy just jumped right in our lane. 188 00:11:46,228 --> 00:11:47,688 - I didn't see him. - He did, he totally did. 189 00:11:47,772 --> 00:11:49,648 - I'm sorry, baby, I... - No, baby, it's fine. It's fine, okay? 190 00:11:49,732 --> 00:11:51,817 You guys are funny. Hey, what do you think? 191 00:11:51,901 --> 00:11:52,943 - Yes, no? - No. 192 00:11:53,027 --> 00:11:55,946 - Go put on your pants, please. - All right. 193 00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:58,032 And make sure they're black, Jeffrey! 194 00:11:58,115 --> 00:11:59,575 Okay, Mom. 195 00:12:00,576 --> 00:12:02,620 - I'm so hungry. - God, my heart is racing. 196 00:12:02,703 --> 00:12:05,247 I don't know what's wrong with me. 197 00:12:07,708 --> 00:12:11,879 Oh, here. Take this one. It'll calm you down. Jeff won't mind. 198 00:12:12,254 --> 00:12:13,506 What do you mean, take one of those? What is that? 199 00:12:13,589 --> 00:12:17,676 It's Valium. I used to take it all the time. It's gonna make you feel better, I promise. 200 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,387 - Valium, are you sure? - Yeah. 201 00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:20,554 - Yes. - You know, I shouldn't be taking 202 00:12:20,638 --> 00:12:21,680 someone else's pills, right? 203 00:12:21,764 --> 00:12:23,766 - No, it's okay. - I got to drive and... 204 00:12:23,849 --> 00:12:29,188 Babe, I'll drive. All right? Just open wide. There we go. Take... 205 00:12:30,606 --> 00:12:32,691 Let's do this. 206 00:12:34,777 --> 00:12:36,654 - Oh, my keys. - Jeff, you're wearing sneakers? 207 00:12:36,737 --> 00:12:38,489 - They're black, Elaine. - But they're sneakers, Jeff. 208 00:12:38,572 --> 00:12:40,199 Is he gonna be any less dead if I'm not wearing sneakers? 209 00:12:40,282 --> 00:12:43,494 - Forget it. Let's just go. Can I just... - No, I got it. 210 00:12:43,577 --> 00:12:44,787 Okay. 211 00:12:47,456 --> 00:12:49,792 - Come on, Jeff. - I'm coming. I'm coming. 212 00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,836 - We're waiting. - Oh, shoot! 213 00:12:54,171 --> 00:12:56,590 I still can't believe he's gone. 214 00:12:57,550 --> 00:13:00,970 You can't understand death until you've given life. 215 00:13:01,887 --> 00:13:06,308 - Hey, Mama. - Ryan, my baby! 216 00:13:06,392 --> 00:13:07,643 Hey. 217 00:13:08,769 --> 00:13:11,856 Mama, I know this is hard, but it's gonna be okay, 218 00:13:11,939 --> 00:13:13,232 and we're gonna get through it. 219 00:13:13,315 --> 00:13:17,361 Oh, Ryan, you always know exactly what to say, always! 220 00:13:17,445 --> 00:13:19,738 I guess if people died every week, we'd see you all the time. 221 00:13:19,822 --> 00:13:22,324 - Hey, big bro. How you doing? - Holding up. 222 00:13:22,408 --> 00:13:24,535 - How was your flight, Ryan? - It was okay. 223 00:13:24,618 --> 00:13:29,039 But I had to buy the seat next to me. I just can't do the small talk any more. 224 00:13:29,123 --> 00:13:33,919 And while I'm sitting there, up in first class, they march all the broke people through. 225 00:13:34,003 --> 00:13:38,757 And a couple of them eyeballing me, mad because I'm snacking on warm nuts. 226 00:13:39,341 --> 00:13:43,762 So I'm like, "Take your broke, no-nuts ass to the back of the plane." 227 00:13:43,846 --> 00:13:46,515 Plus, there was tons of turbulence, 228 00:13:46,599 --> 00:13:49,059 but I guess that's the thing about flying first class. 229 00:13:49,143 --> 00:13:55,483 No matter how much you pay, if the plane crashes, you still end up dead. 230 00:14:01,864 --> 00:14:03,115 - End up dead! - I'll make sure she's okay. 231 00:14:03,199 --> 00:14:05,576 - Please. - End up dead! 232 00:14:06,702 --> 00:14:08,412 You always know just what to say. 233 00:14:08,496 --> 00:14:09,914 My bad. 234 00:14:10,664 --> 00:14:14,210 Hey. I love it when you come to family functions, man. 235 00:14:14,293 --> 00:14:16,337 Because Dad takes his pure hate out on you. 236 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,923 - Jeff. - I'm joking. Oscar. 237 00:14:20,216 --> 00:14:21,675 You okay? 238 00:14:22,593 --> 00:14:23,886 Was there a dog in here just now? 239 00:14:23,969 --> 00:14:25,554 - What? - What? 240 00:14:26,347 --> 00:14:29,683 Like a Dalmatian or a Schnauzer? 241 00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:33,437 - Honey, what are you talking about? - I don't know. 242 00:14:35,147 --> 00:14:39,610 It's just a shame that somebody has to die to get the family together. 243 00:14:39,985 --> 00:14:44,281 It was hard to see Dad like this. He's in a better place now, right? 244 00:14:44,365 --> 00:14:47,326 - He was sick a long time. - Since when does dead beat sick? 245 00:14:47,409 --> 00:14:51,455 You know what I mean. This is why I try not to get close to people. 246 00:14:51,539 --> 00:14:54,708 - Too much emotion involved. - Guess that's why you never call. 247 00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:58,045 Some families see each other all the time, some meet up at funerals. 248 00:14:58,128 --> 00:14:59,213 That's just us. 249 00:14:59,296 --> 00:15:04,885 Hey, listen, I know this is a bad time, but I'm gonna need that money. 250 00:15:05,427 --> 00:15:07,012 - Shit. - We're splitting these costs, right? 251 00:15:07,096 --> 00:15:09,390 Okay. But I don't have it right now. 252 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,141 What the fuck you mean, you don't have it right now? 253 00:15:11,225 --> 00:15:13,477 You just bought a first class ticket for your toothbrush. 254 00:15:13,561 --> 00:15:15,896 I don't have any cash. Honest. 255 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:18,190 I lost a lot of shit when the market collapsed. 256 00:15:18,274 --> 00:15:20,568 So, if you don't mind, we gonna have to discuss this later. 257 00:15:20,651 --> 00:15:24,822 - No, no, no, no, let's discuss this right now. - Hey, you mind? 258 00:15:24,905 --> 00:15:26,490 I'm grieving. 259 00:15:28,158 --> 00:15:29,952 Look at all these cars. 260 00:15:30,035 --> 00:15:32,913 You got to get to these funerals early. 261 00:15:35,749 --> 00:15:37,626 Come on. There's nowhere to park. 262 00:15:37,710 --> 00:15:41,171 - What? There's a spot right there. Grab it. - That looks like it's too close to the corner. 263 00:15:41,255 --> 00:15:44,258 - Nah. You can wedge it in there. Grab it. - I don't need a ticket today. 264 00:15:44,341 --> 00:15:45,926 You're not gonna get a ticket. Would you just... 265 00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:48,554 You're gonna lose it. Grab it. 266 00:15:48,887 --> 00:15:51,974 Norman! Come on. Now, see? 267 00:15:55,311 --> 00:15:57,771 Elaine! I was gonna park there. 268 00:15:57,855 --> 00:15:59,898 Oh, I'm sorry, Norman. Are you family? 269 00:15:59,982 --> 00:16:02,401 - No, but I'm like family. - Oh, honey, there's no such thing. 270 00:16:02,484 --> 00:16:04,403 - Elaine. - Oh, God. 271 00:16:04,486 --> 00:16:05,571 - Hey. - What are you doing here? 272 00:16:05,654 --> 00:16:06,780 Well, your father invited me. 273 00:16:06,864 --> 00:16:08,782 Thought you might need a real shoulder to cry on. 274 00:16:08,866 --> 00:16:12,077 - Oh, please. Come on. Oscar. - Who the fuck's that? 275 00:16:12,161 --> 00:16:14,663 He... Come on, honey. We're here. 276 00:16:15,581 --> 00:16:18,292 - You all right? - Come on. 277 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,835 We there? 278 00:16:20,753 --> 00:16:23,839 - Yeah. - Damn. I got Uncle Russell. 279 00:16:23,922 --> 00:16:25,341 How could I forget about Uncle Russell? 280 00:16:25,424 --> 00:16:28,886 I said what's happening? What the hell is going on? 281 00:16:30,304 --> 00:16:31,639 What the fuck's this guy doing? 282 00:16:31,722 --> 00:16:35,225 It's very green here, isn't it? It's, like, so green. 283 00:16:35,351 --> 00:16:39,188 Like, God, wow, it's like... It's like I'm inside a lime. 284 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,983 - Oscar? - Yes? 285 00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:44,443 - Look at me. - Okay. 286 00:16:44,526 --> 00:16:46,528 Hi. Are you all right? 287 00:16:46,612 --> 00:16:47,863 Yeah, why? 288 00:16:47,946 --> 00:16:50,115 All this stuff about dogs and things being green. 289 00:16:50,199 --> 00:16:51,867 What's going on? 290 00:16:52,743 --> 00:16:56,747 What are you talking about? I'm fine. I've never been greener. 291 00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:01,210 Jeff, look at this. 292 00:17:02,878 --> 00:17:04,630 - Hello. - What's wrong with Oscar? 293 00:17:04,713 --> 00:17:06,340 - I don't know. - You guys keep playing. 294 00:17:06,423 --> 00:17:09,176 Oh, my God. It's the Valium. 295 00:17:09,885 --> 00:17:12,221 - Valium? - I'm in the band. 296 00:17:12,304 --> 00:17:13,972 I gave him one of your Valium. 297 00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:18,727 He's probably not used to it. 298 00:17:19,228 --> 00:17:22,398 - Yeah, right. - I know you were looking. 299 00:17:28,529 --> 00:17:30,280 Where's he going? 300 00:17:30,906 --> 00:17:32,449 - Oscar! - Shit. 301 00:17:35,119 --> 00:17:37,413 - You're going the wrong way, dumb-ass! - That hurts! 302 00:17:37,496 --> 00:17:39,289 - Stop the car, Norman. - What? 303 00:17:39,373 --> 00:17:41,458 Stop the car! I'm getting out. I got to talk to her. 304 00:17:41,542 --> 00:17:43,127 I got to speak to Elaine. Stop the car. 305 00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:44,336 What about Uncle Russell? 306 00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:45,546 - I need you to help... - Where are we? 307 00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,840 - We're gonna be late, fattie! - Damn it! 308 00:17:47,923 --> 00:17:50,426 Uncle Russell, you hit me in my splotch. 309 00:17:50,509 --> 00:17:53,762 You got to stop this, Uncle Russell, or you gonna be in a box next. 310 00:17:54,471 --> 00:17:57,057 - Hey, how you doing? All right. - Thank you. 311 00:17:57,141 --> 00:17:59,518 Who are these people? I don't recognise half of them. 312 00:17:59,601 --> 00:18:03,147 It's your family. You don't recognise them from the last funeral? 313 00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:05,315 What side of the family is he on? 314 00:18:05,399 --> 00:18:07,067 Probably a friend of Dad's from work. 315 00:18:07,151 --> 00:18:10,070 You know, the funeral looks good. You did a good job. 316 00:18:10,154 --> 00:18:12,489 No, we did a good job. 317 00:18:12,906 --> 00:18:16,118 Are you telling me I got to pay for the whole funeral? 318 00:18:16,201 --> 00:18:18,829 I'm saying you gonna have to pay for the whole thing now. 319 00:18:18,912 --> 00:18:21,999 All right, just for a few months, till I get my next advance. 320 00:18:22,082 --> 00:18:24,334 What am I, a damn credit union? 321 00:18:24,418 --> 00:18:27,755 Goddamn, man! What the fuck? Jesus Christ! 322 00:18:28,756 --> 00:18:31,592 Hello, boys. How you holding up? 323 00:18:32,050 --> 00:18:33,135 We're doing pretty good. 324 00:18:33,218 --> 00:18:36,221 We just got to wait for a few more people to come and then we can start. 325 00:18:36,305 --> 00:18:38,599 Have you met my brother, Ryan? 326 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:40,642 The writer? Oh, man! 327 00:18:42,519 --> 00:18:44,271 You know, I got to tell you, 328 00:18:44,354 --> 00:18:48,108 I squeezed this job in today because I really wanted to meet you. 329 00:18:48,192 --> 00:18:51,403 Listen, I just finished reading Momma's Secret. 330 00:18:53,489 --> 00:18:54,531 But, listen, that'll be our little secret, 331 00:18:54,615 --> 00:18:56,825 because I'm not supposed to be reading that kind of stuff, you know? 332 00:18:56,909 --> 00:18:59,119 Right. Well, I'm sure the Lord'll forgive you. 333 00:18:59,203 --> 00:19:02,915 - I can't wait to hear your eulogy. - Actually, I'm doing the eulogy. 334 00:19:02,998 --> 00:19:06,794 - Oh, I thought... - Well, Aaron's the oldest, technically. 335 00:19:08,212 --> 00:19:09,505 Really? 336 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,595 - How's my little Cynthia? - Oh, Duncan. 337 00:19:17,888 --> 00:19:19,515 Oh, look at you. 338 00:19:19,598 --> 00:19:22,643 I'm just trying to hold it all together. 339 00:19:23,018 --> 00:19:28,816 He was a good husband and a great father to two healthy, strong boys. 340 00:19:28,899 --> 00:19:32,820 Why they have decided not to have children of their own 341 00:19:32,903 --> 00:19:34,404 is beyond me. - Cynthia. 342 00:19:34,488 --> 00:19:36,448 Can I get you some coffee? 343 00:19:36,532 --> 00:19:41,578 Coffee may do many things, Michelle, but it does not bring back the dead. 344 00:19:42,162 --> 00:19:43,205 Tea? 345 00:19:56,552 --> 00:19:57,678 - Hey, Ryan. - Yeah. 346 00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:00,013 I got to go over the speech. Could you look out for Uncle Russell? 347 00:20:00,097 --> 00:20:02,391 Look at Martina. Man, that girl is all grown up. 348 00:20:02,474 --> 00:20:05,310 Come on, man. Little Martina? She's, like, in the 12th grade. 349 00:20:05,394 --> 00:20:10,023 Yeah, well, she may be in 12th grade, but that ass is in grad school. 350 00:20:18,156 --> 00:20:20,158 - Anyway... - I should go see how she's doing. 351 00:20:20,242 --> 00:20:22,786 You know, that's just being neighbourly. 352 00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:24,329 Yeah, you just do that. 353 00:20:24,413 --> 00:20:27,916 - See if she needs a juice box or something. - Man! 354 00:20:34,256 --> 00:20:38,260 "My father was an exceptional man. 355 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,763 - "He was born in 19..." - 1938. 356 00:20:43,473 --> 00:20:46,018 Hi, there, Aaron. 357 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,145 Hi. How's it going? 358 00:20:48,228 --> 00:20:52,357 I'm so sorry to hear about your dad. He talked about you a lot. 359 00:20:52,733 --> 00:20:55,944 Did he ever mention me? I'm sorry. Frank. 360 00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,239 Not really. 361 00:20:59,323 --> 00:21:02,034 Honey. Can I see you for a moment? 362 00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:05,245 One second. I got to go, Frank. 363 00:21:05,913 --> 00:21:07,915 Thanks for coming, though. 364 00:21:08,290 --> 00:21:11,126 Be careful with my shit! Don't bang up the rims. 365 00:21:11,209 --> 00:21:13,378 Hurry up now! We're late! 366 00:21:13,462 --> 00:21:17,466 Listen, we still need to finish that thing, remember? 367 00:21:17,549 --> 00:21:19,468 Oh, come on, baby, I'm just not in the mood right now. 368 00:21:19,551 --> 00:21:21,845 I'm not wearing any panties. 369 00:21:23,013 --> 00:21:27,851 - Hey, my father's dead. Put some panties on. - I'm trying to help here. 370 00:21:27,935 --> 00:21:31,104 Please, honey, I really wanna make this baby thing happen, so, come on. 371 00:21:31,188 --> 00:21:32,856 - We've got five minutes. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 372 00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:35,192 - What? - Don't... Don't... Don't stare. 373 00:21:35,275 --> 00:21:37,861 There's a guy down there... Don't look, don't look. 374 00:21:37,945 --> 00:21:40,280 in a black leather jacket who keeps checking me out. 375 00:21:40,364 --> 00:21:41,740 All right, okay, I see him. What? 376 00:21:41,823 --> 00:21:43,659 - Don't stare, don't stare. - I'm not staring. 377 00:21:43,742 --> 00:21:45,160 You recognise him? 378 00:21:45,243 --> 00:21:49,164 Well, no, but, I mean, he must be a friend of your father's. 379 00:21:49,247 --> 00:21:51,333 Now I got to go and check the food. 380 00:21:51,416 --> 00:21:54,294 Hey! Put some panties on before you touch the food. 381 00:21:54,378 --> 00:21:55,837 Big ones. 382 00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:12,062 - Look! Look. - But, you know, he's in a better place. 383 00:22:12,145 --> 00:22:15,649 Isn't it beautiful? Plus, it sings. 384 00:22:21,571 --> 00:22:24,157 - Yep. It's right there. - I'll see you inside. 385 00:22:24,241 --> 00:22:25,909 - It's right there. - It's the Bee Gees. 386 00:22:26,034 --> 00:22:28,996 - Sounding great. Elaine. - Thank you so much for coming. 387 00:22:29,079 --> 00:22:31,164 - Hi, inside, yes. What? - Listen, listen, listen, listen. 388 00:22:31,248 --> 00:22:33,083 - Okay. I got to tell you something, all right? - Okay. 389 00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:37,379 And I'm just warning you right now that you're not gonna like it. 390 00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:40,090 Aaron. 391 00:22:40,424 --> 00:22:42,759 - Uncle Duncan. - How are we doing on time? 392 00:22:42,843 --> 00:22:45,846 You know what, as soon as Russell gets here, we'll be ready to go. 393 00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:50,434 Fine. So, what's this nonsense I hear about Ryan not saying a few words? 394 00:22:50,559 --> 00:22:54,062 I offered to do the eulogy, but Aaron's the oldest. 395 00:22:54,438 --> 00:22:57,232 I'm sure it's gonna be one of a kind. 396 00:22:58,025 --> 00:22:59,943 It's a real shame. 397 00:23:00,027 --> 00:23:03,447 I mean, I'm sure you'll do fine, Aaron, but with Ryan being the writer in the family. 398 00:23:03,572 --> 00:23:05,282 You know, I'm a writer, too. 399 00:23:05,365 --> 00:23:09,286 Well, we all write cheques. Your brother is an author. 400 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,538 Excuse me? 401 00:23:11,621 --> 00:23:13,373 Uncle Duncan, I have to ask you a question. 402 00:23:13,457 --> 00:23:15,125 - Okay. - Martina. 403 00:23:15,542 --> 00:23:17,252 Little Martina? 404 00:23:17,753 --> 00:23:21,214 Well, she's not actually related to us or anything, is she? 405 00:23:21,298 --> 00:23:23,467 No. No, no, no. She's just a family friend. 406 00:23:23,592 --> 00:23:24,968 Oh, good, good. 407 00:23:27,304 --> 00:23:31,475 - What do you mean, it's not Valium? - Well, it's interesting. 408 00:23:31,558 --> 00:23:35,645 What you thought was Valium is actually not Valium. 409 00:23:36,146 --> 00:23:38,315 - Yikes. - What is it, Jeff? 410 00:23:39,316 --> 00:23:41,068 It's like a hallucinogenic. 411 00:23:41,151 --> 00:23:43,403 - Mescaline, acid, Special K. - What? 412 00:23:43,487 --> 00:23:45,405 Served up in a little pill bottle. 413 00:23:45,489 --> 00:23:49,242 - Oh, my God. This isn't funny. - No, it's not, it's not funny at all. 414 00:23:49,326 --> 00:23:51,078 - Look at him. Look at him. - Oh, my God. 415 00:23:51,161 --> 00:23:52,245 - He's high as a kite. - What... 416 00:23:52,329 --> 00:23:53,497 The man is clearly high. 417 00:23:53,622 --> 00:23:55,165 What are you doing with this stuff in the house? 418 00:23:55,290 --> 00:23:57,250 I'm a pharmacology student, Laney. 419 00:23:57,334 --> 00:23:59,669 And first of all, who just waltzes up in someone's apartment 420 00:23:59,753 --> 00:24:00,837 and just starts popping pills? 421 00:24:00,962 --> 00:24:03,006 - Well, I thought it was Valium. - Clearly. 422 00:24:03,090 --> 00:24:04,674 What should I do? Should I tell him? 423 00:24:04,758 --> 00:24:07,094 No, no, no. That'll just freak him out. 424 00:24:07,177 --> 00:24:09,679 - Okay. Okay. - You know, this is gonna be fine. Okay? 425 00:24:09,805 --> 00:24:12,599 Don't let him spend too much time talking to any one person. 426 00:24:12,682 --> 00:24:15,519 - Okay, okay. - Or bush. 427 00:24:15,602 --> 00:24:17,354 He's in a bush right now. 428 00:24:17,437 --> 00:24:22,025 Okay, Oscar? Honey. Come back. Where are you going? 429 00:24:22,150 --> 00:24:23,527 Jeffrey, help me. 430 00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:25,612 Oscar. Oscar. 431 00:24:25,695 --> 00:24:27,114 Oh, man. 432 00:24:28,323 --> 00:24:30,117 Help me! My groin. 433 00:24:30,534 --> 00:24:33,954 It's gonna be your head in a minute. Hurry up, we gonna be late for the funeral. 434 00:24:34,037 --> 00:24:36,206 My scrotum is gonna look like a duffle bag 435 00:24:36,289 --> 00:24:38,625 with two bowling balls in it when I get up this hill with you. 436 00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:39,876 That's what your brain is. 437 00:24:42,629 --> 00:24:43,880 Fuck. 438 00:24:46,007 --> 00:24:47,217 Hey. 439 00:24:51,388 --> 00:24:53,140 Oscar. Oscar. 440 00:24:54,558 --> 00:24:56,351 Oh, Dad. Hi. 441 00:24:58,478 --> 00:24:59,896 How are you? 442 00:25:00,021 --> 00:25:03,066 Not too bad, considering we're at my brother's funeral. 443 00:25:03,191 --> 00:25:04,985 - Yes, yes, we are. - Hey, Pop. 444 00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:06,653 - Hey. - How you doing? You look good. 445 00:25:06,736 --> 00:25:08,071 How're they treating you over there at Pepperdine? 446 00:25:08,155 --> 00:25:10,407 Good. You know, don't worry about me. 447 00:25:10,532 --> 00:25:12,492 - I'm not worried about you. - Oscar. 448 00:25:12,576 --> 00:25:14,411 Good. Oscar, Oscar. 449 00:25:16,705 --> 00:25:21,084 - So, I see you brought your friend. - He's not my friend, he's my boyfriend. 450 00:25:21,168 --> 00:25:23,920 Doctor! Good to see you. 451 00:25:24,004 --> 00:25:27,257 - I'm extremely sorry, sir. - Derek. Glad you could make it. 452 00:25:27,382 --> 00:25:29,676 Thank you. Elaine. Hello. 453 00:25:29,759 --> 00:25:32,012 So, how's everything going with my portfolio? 454 00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:34,681 Could not be better, sir. 455 00:25:34,764 --> 00:25:37,017 In fact, we should get together and play a round of golf 456 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,352 and I'll tell you all about it, every last detail. 457 00:25:39,436 --> 00:25:41,271 - Happily. - Great. 458 00:25:41,354 --> 00:25:43,023 - Maybe Elaine would join us. - Wonderful. 459 00:25:43,106 --> 00:25:44,941 Make it a threesome. 460 00:25:45,567 --> 00:25:48,403 - Elaine! - Oh, Aunt Cynthia. 461 00:25:48,612 --> 00:25:50,780 I'm so sorry about Uncle Edward. 462 00:25:50,864 --> 00:25:54,284 - We're gonna miss him so much. - And Jeff, sneakers. 463 00:25:54,409 --> 00:25:56,286 He bought them for me. He bought them for me. 464 00:25:56,411 --> 00:25:59,289 Oh, gosh. Aunt Cynthia, this is Oscar. 465 00:26:00,457 --> 00:26:02,959 I'm so sorry about the death. 466 00:26:03,043 --> 00:26:05,128 - Oh, it's okay. - Sorry. 467 00:26:06,046 --> 00:26:09,758 Amazing grace... 468 00:26:11,426 --> 00:26:15,889 How sweet the sound, yeah! 469 00:26:17,891 --> 00:26:23,230 That saved a wretch like... 470 00:26:34,282 --> 00:26:35,617 Very nice to see both of you. 471 00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:39,329 - It's nice to see you, too, Aunt Cynthia. - So sorry, ma'am, so sorry. 472 00:26:39,454 --> 00:26:41,831 - Dad, Dad. - Cynthia. 473 00:26:42,499 --> 00:26:44,793 - Okay, so we need a plan. - Yes, we do. 474 00:26:44,876 --> 00:26:46,002 What is he doing? 475 00:26:46,127 --> 00:26:48,505 - I love you. - Oh, God. 476 00:26:49,881 --> 00:26:50,966 Oh, my God. 477 00:26:51,049 --> 00:26:53,510 Come on! Push, you pussy. Lard-ass. 478 00:26:53,635 --> 00:26:56,888 - Did you just fart, old man? - Put your butt in it. 479 00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:05,021 - Hey. - Oh, God. 480 00:27:05,355 --> 00:27:08,149 I heard about the engagement, Elaine. 481 00:27:08,525 --> 00:27:11,403 - How did you... - Yeah, I did. 482 00:27:11,528 --> 00:27:14,322 You know, I can't deal with you today. 483 00:27:14,406 --> 00:27:15,490 Oh, don't. 484 00:27:15,573 --> 00:27:17,367 But I have not told my dad yet, 485 00:27:17,492 --> 00:27:20,954 and I would appreciate it if you kept your mouth shut. 486 00:27:21,037 --> 00:27:23,248 Okay. I'll do that for you. 487 00:27:23,999 --> 00:27:25,875 What is he looking... 488 00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:35,385 - Hey, Elaine, I... Could I... - Oscar? 489 00:27:35,510 --> 00:27:38,346 - Hey, baby. - You didn't even let me finish. 490 00:27:38,430 --> 00:27:41,057 My father was an exceptional man. 491 00:27:41,182 --> 00:27:45,061 He was born in 1938. 492 00:27:45,562 --> 00:27:49,149 1938 was an exceptional year. In 1938... 493 00:27:49,232 --> 00:27:54,362 Actually, there is something I'd like to talk to you about, if you have a minute. 494 00:27:54,571 --> 00:27:55,697 Yeah, sure. 495 00:27:55,780 --> 00:27:58,867 Quit crying. You got snot all over my collar and everything. 496 00:27:58,950 --> 00:28:00,243 Man, not stairs. 497 00:28:00,368 --> 00:28:02,954 What's wrong with the stairs? Just get me up the stairs. Hurry up! 498 00:28:03,079 --> 00:28:04,831 I got to take your old ass up these stairs? 499 00:28:04,914 --> 00:28:07,042 Yeah, you got to take my old ass up these stairs. 500 00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:09,836 - So, you go to a lot of funerals? - No, this is my first one. 501 00:28:09,919 --> 00:28:12,589 I want our wedding to be like this. 502 00:28:12,714 --> 00:28:15,175 You might meet the man of your dreams at this one, huh? 503 00:28:15,258 --> 00:28:17,135 Got to go to a funeral and I got a cry-baby here. 504 00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:18,720 Come on. 505 00:28:18,803 --> 00:28:21,222 This is a bit delicate. 506 00:28:21,306 --> 00:28:24,059 When they gave out brains, man, they left yours in the elevator, shit! 507 00:28:24,142 --> 00:28:25,185 You know what, can this wait? 508 00:28:25,268 --> 00:28:28,396 I think my uncle just got here, and we're running a little late. 509 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,231 - Sure. It's fine. - Do something, man! 510 00:28:30,315 --> 00:28:31,608 Thanks a lot. 511 00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:33,985 Told you about breathing on my neck, too. Come on. 512 00:28:34,110 --> 00:28:36,363 Hey, I got it. Sit down. I got it. You all right? 513 00:28:36,446 --> 00:28:37,906 - I'm seeing double. - Just sit down. 514 00:28:37,989 --> 00:28:39,783 - Is that you, Derek? - Sit down. 515 00:28:39,908 --> 00:28:42,202 Hey, old-timer, how are you? 516 00:28:42,285 --> 00:28:43,578 Hey, thanks a lot, thanks a lot. 517 00:28:43,661 --> 00:28:45,205 - I need something to drink. - Okay, thanks again. Yeah. 518 00:28:45,288 --> 00:28:46,539 - Come on, Norman. - Some Gatorade. 519 00:28:46,623 --> 00:28:49,292 - Get up. - I got to get my electrolytes up. 520 00:28:49,417 --> 00:28:52,670 Could you kindly take your seats? We'd like to begin the service. 521 00:28:52,796 --> 00:28:54,881 - Watch out now. - Okay. 522 00:28:54,964 --> 00:28:58,802 Watch out now. Watch out now. I'm family. 523 00:28:58,927 --> 00:29:02,013 God damn it. You got old people here. 524 00:29:02,806 --> 00:29:05,100 - Hey. - Nice legs there. 525 00:29:07,685 --> 00:29:09,229 Family and friends, 526 00:29:09,312 --> 00:29:13,983 we are gathered here to mourn the passing of a fine man... 527 00:29:14,776 --> 00:29:17,320 I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. 528 00:29:17,654 --> 00:29:19,072 Edward Barnes. 529 00:29:19,155 --> 00:29:21,533 Now, I'd like to begin... 530 00:29:21,658 --> 00:29:24,661 Elaine, I know you don't think I'm part of this family. 531 00:29:24,786 --> 00:29:26,579 Because you're not, so be quiet. 532 00:29:26,663 --> 00:29:30,500 Yeah, but when you dissed me back there, I had Uncle Russell with me in the car. 533 00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:35,004 You took my parking space. I had to push him up a hill by myself. 534 00:29:35,130 --> 00:29:36,840 We almost missed the service. 535 00:29:36,965 --> 00:29:40,677 Norman, you poke me one more time, I'm gonna kick your ass. 536 00:29:40,802 --> 00:29:43,012 Threats, threats. 537 00:29:45,557 --> 00:29:48,685 - What's going on? - She took my parking spot, Aaron. 538 00:29:48,810 --> 00:29:51,688 Parking spot? My father's dead. Act right. 539 00:29:53,857 --> 00:29:58,278 "Then Jonathan and David made a covenant, because he loved him as his own soul. 540 00:29:58,361 --> 00:30:00,905 "And Jonathan stripped himself of the robe that was upon him, 541 00:30:01,030 --> 00:30:03,116 "and gave it to David, and his garments, 542 00:30:03,199 --> 00:30:06,995 "even to his sword, and to his bow, and to his girdle." 543 00:30:13,042 --> 00:30:18,715 And now we'll hear a word from Edward's son, Aaron, Ryan's older brother. 544 00:30:19,883 --> 00:30:24,012 Only by a couple of months. We was actually born the same year. 545 00:30:24,512 --> 00:30:26,681 No fault of yours, Mama. 546 00:30:32,562 --> 00:30:35,148 - Last chance. - I got it. I got it. 547 00:30:35,231 --> 00:30:37,567 Daddy's only gonna die once. 548 00:30:39,903 --> 00:30:41,404 Good afternoon. 549 00:30:41,529 --> 00:30:43,114 Or I guess just afternoon, 550 00:30:43,239 --> 00:30:46,242 I mean, it couldn't possibly be that good. 551 00:30:47,911 --> 00:30:51,414 My father was an exceptional man. 552 00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:55,752 And he was born in 1938, 553 00:30:57,629 --> 00:30:59,631 an exceptional year. 554 00:30:59,756 --> 00:31:04,677 In 1938, the number one song was Shortnin' Bread. 555 00:31:05,762 --> 00:31:08,097 Some of you might remember it. 556 00:31:09,807 --> 00:31:13,645 Mama's little baby love shortnin', shortnin' 557 00:31:13,770 --> 00:31:17,774 Mama's little baby love shortnin' bread 558 00:31:19,817 --> 00:31:25,657 Also in 1938, Time magazine's Man of the Year was Adolf Hitler. 559 00:31:27,158 --> 00:31:29,994 I bet you they wished they could have that one back. 560 00:31:30,119 --> 00:31:33,248 One thing my father loved to do was watch the Discovery Channel. 561 00:31:33,331 --> 00:31:36,876 I guess you could call my mother a real "Shark Week" widow. 562 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:41,548 Anything to do with sharks or wild boar or the dung beetle, 563 00:31:41,631 --> 00:31:43,633 this always fascinated him. - Did you just see that? 564 00:31:43,716 --> 00:31:45,134 - He really loved The Golden Girls. - See what? 565 00:31:45,218 --> 00:31:46,678 Blanche, Dorothy, and Rose. 566 00:31:46,803 --> 00:31:48,388 - That coffin just moved. - He especially loved it 567 00:31:48,471 --> 00:31:51,349 when The Golden Girls were syndicated... - No, no, no. 568 00:31:51,474 --> 00:31:53,476 - Elaine. - ... it was on at least three times a day. 569 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,812 And sometimes I'd say, "Dad, you wanna go out?" And he'd go... 570 00:31:55,895 --> 00:31:57,647 He's alive. There's something alive in there. 571 00:31:57,730 --> 00:32:00,191 - No, there's not... - You have to tell, someone's moving... 572 00:32:00,316 --> 00:32:01,734 The coffin's moving. I'm sorry. 573 00:32:01,818 --> 00:32:03,736 - There's somebody in there. - No, Oscar, sit. Please. 574 00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:05,405 It's moving. I just saw it move. 575 00:32:05,488 --> 00:32:07,323 - Someone's alive in there, trying to get out. - Need some help? 576 00:32:07,407 --> 00:32:08,449 - No, can't you see it? - I'm fine. 577 00:32:08,533 --> 00:32:10,535 What the hell is wrong with you people? The coffin's moving. 578 00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:11,995 Oscar, sit down. 579 00:32:12,078 --> 00:32:14,080 - No, I just need to show you, he's alive. - Elaine, do something. 580 00:32:14,163 --> 00:32:16,040 No, no, I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna show you. No, no. 581 00:32:16,165 --> 00:32:18,710 - Get away from there. - Oscar! 582 00:32:20,003 --> 00:32:22,213 - Oh, my God. Ryan! No! No! - Do something! 583 00:32:22,338 --> 00:32:23,673 Hey! Hey! 584 00:32:34,350 --> 00:32:35,518 The body! 585 00:32:36,102 --> 00:32:39,188 - Cynthia! Cynthia! - Mama. 586 00:32:39,564 --> 00:32:41,691 No, I'm gonna help, I got to help him. 587 00:32:41,774 --> 00:32:44,152 - No, no! - Wait a minute! Wait! 588 00:32:44,235 --> 00:32:45,903 He's gonna die! 589 00:32:47,905 --> 00:32:50,950 Aaron, you the oldest. Go see what the fuck is going on. 590 00:32:51,034 --> 00:32:52,076 Okay, I will. 591 00:32:52,368 --> 00:32:53,536 Hey! 592 00:32:54,245 --> 00:32:55,455 Jeff. 593 00:32:55,538 --> 00:32:56,998 I'm not all the way comfortable with this. 594 00:32:57,081 --> 00:32:58,750 Come on! 595 00:32:58,875 --> 00:33:00,376 I'm too old for this shit. 596 00:33:00,918 --> 00:33:04,631 - When is this funeral gonna happen? - It's gonna happen later, honey. 597 00:33:04,714 --> 00:33:07,717 - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! - I just... 598 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,260 - Oh, my God. - Hey! 599 00:33:09,385 --> 00:33:11,387 - What the fuck was that? - Aaron. 600 00:33:11,471 --> 00:33:13,598 - No, no. - Aaron, I'm so sorry. 601 00:33:13,723 --> 00:33:15,808 - You need to understand that this is... - You sorry? You sorry? 602 00:33:15,892 --> 00:33:19,270 My father's sprawled out on the floor like fucking Screamin' Jay Hawkins, 603 00:33:19,395 --> 00:33:21,397 but it's okay, because you're sorry! - I'm so... 604 00:33:21,481 --> 00:33:22,982 - The coffin was moving. I... - Is he talking to me? 605 00:33:23,066 --> 00:33:24,442 - Talking to me? - Oscar. Oscar, honey, shut up. 606 00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:25,693 - You talking to me? - Please, for a second. 607 00:33:25,777 --> 00:33:29,030 No, he's not talking to you. Listen to me, Aaron. Go back inside. 608 00:33:29,113 --> 00:33:30,657 Aaron, no. I will explain later. 609 00:33:30,740 --> 00:33:33,242 Yeah, yeah, can make it up to me at my father's next funeral! 610 00:33:33,326 --> 00:33:34,494 - Baby. - No, no, no, no, no. 611 00:33:34,577 --> 00:33:36,287 I will not have sex with you right now! 612 00:33:36,412 --> 00:33:39,123 - I wasn't going to ask you that. - I'm sorry, what were you gonna ask me? 613 00:33:39,248 --> 00:33:40,583 - Is everything okay? - No. 614 00:33:40,667 --> 00:33:41,751 - You just... - No. 615 00:33:41,834 --> 00:33:43,753 - Michelle, I'm sorry. - No, it's okay. 616 00:33:43,836 --> 00:33:46,005 - I'm gonna kill him. I'll kill him. - It's okay. 617 00:33:46,089 --> 00:33:47,924 You fucking moron! 618 00:33:48,007 --> 00:33:50,843 - Dad, Dad! Leave it alone, please, please! - Leave it alone? 619 00:33:50,927 --> 00:33:53,763 I can't believe you brought this maniac. I never want to see him again. 620 00:33:53,846 --> 00:33:56,641 This isn't what Oscar's normally like, you know that. 621 00:33:56,766 --> 00:33:58,393 He just took some medication and he's... 622 00:33:58,476 --> 00:34:00,186 - Medication? - I gave him a Valium 623 00:34:00,269 --> 00:34:03,564 and he's having a very bad reaction to it. - Valium? That is not a Valium high. 624 00:34:03,648 --> 00:34:07,110 Your mother was on Valium for 40 years and she never knocked over a coffin. 625 00:34:07,193 --> 00:34:09,237 - Dad, stop it. - This is not over. 626 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:12,448 You're gonna pay for that, I promise you! 627 00:34:15,284 --> 00:34:17,620 - Thanks, Jeff. - No problem, cuz. 628 00:34:19,122 --> 00:34:21,791 People, allow me to extend my apologies. 629 00:34:21,874 --> 00:34:24,711 But everything is now being put back into its proper place, 630 00:34:24,794 --> 00:34:26,838 so, please, enjoy the refreshments. 631 00:34:26,963 --> 00:34:29,257 The catfish nuggets are to die for. 632 00:34:29,340 --> 00:34:30,800 We'll let you know when we're ready to continue. 633 00:34:30,883 --> 00:34:33,886 Let's just burn him and get it over with. 634 00:34:34,554 --> 00:34:37,390 - I'm gonna go have a smoke. - All right. 635 00:34:38,558 --> 00:34:41,644 Hey. That must have been horrible for you. 636 00:34:43,312 --> 00:34:46,065 Maybe we should go outside, get some air? 637 00:34:46,149 --> 00:34:49,652 Hey, bigshot. I read your last book there. 638 00:34:49,736 --> 00:34:52,280 - Black Hurt. - That's cool. Thanks, Uncle Russ. 639 00:34:52,363 --> 00:34:55,867 I'm not giving you a compliment, you arrogant bastard. 640 00:34:55,992 --> 00:34:59,829 What a load of bullshit. I wouldn't wipe my ass with it. 641 00:35:01,831 --> 00:35:05,585 - Hey, Aaron. Yo, you all right, man? - I'm holding up. 642 00:35:05,668 --> 00:35:07,044 Yeah. That was heavy-duty, 643 00:35:07,170 --> 00:35:09,547 the way your father fell out his coffin like a dead fish. 644 00:35:09,672 --> 00:35:13,676 He was like... I was like, "Damn!" Man. 645 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,303 Not now, Norman. 646 00:35:15,386 --> 00:35:16,929 - I got to go somewhere, okay? - You're right. I'm sorry. 647 00:35:17,013 --> 00:35:20,183 Hey, Aaron. But, you know, it's just scary. 648 00:35:20,683 --> 00:35:24,228 You never know when your room is gonna be ready. You never know. 649 00:35:24,353 --> 00:35:26,063 When your room is ready, your room is ready. 650 00:35:26,189 --> 00:35:28,941 And I'm like scared because I got this rash on my wrist, 651 00:35:29,025 --> 00:35:31,360 and I don't know where it's coming from and... 652 00:35:31,444 --> 00:35:32,487 I know it ain't Chlamydia. 653 00:35:32,570 --> 00:35:35,573 I know what that look like, but this is something different and I'm just scared. 654 00:35:35,656 --> 00:35:38,576 - I don't know, man. - Well, just show it to Uncle Duncan. 655 00:35:38,659 --> 00:35:40,203 He's a doctor. 656 00:35:40,286 --> 00:35:42,872 You know something, Uncle Duncan, you're right. 657 00:35:42,955 --> 00:35:45,833 Maybe we're standing still and the coffin's moving. 658 00:35:45,917 --> 00:35:47,210 - No, no, it's not... - No, nothing... 659 00:35:47,293 --> 00:35:48,836 Listen to me, the coffin moved. 660 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,421 - I saw it move. - No, Oscar, it wasn't... 661 00:35:50,505 --> 00:35:53,841 - God, Elaine, am I losing my mind? - No, you're not losing your mind, honey. 662 00:35:53,925 --> 00:35:58,137 - Why are my hands so big? - Oscar. Look at me. Focus. 663 00:35:58,221 --> 00:36:00,348 Elaine, I love this game. 664 00:36:00,431 --> 00:36:03,559 Okay, good. Because I have to tell you something. 665 00:36:03,643 --> 00:36:05,770 Okay. What is it, my love? 666 00:36:07,188 --> 00:36:10,483 Remember that Valium that I gave you earlier? 667 00:36:11,192 --> 00:36:12,401 Yes. 668 00:36:12,777 --> 00:36:17,114 Well, it turns out that it wasn't really Valium. Not completely. 669 00:36:18,950 --> 00:36:22,078 - Did you just hear me? - Hello? Hello? 670 00:36:22,870 --> 00:36:24,831 - Am I going blind in here? - Oh, God. 671 00:36:24,914 --> 00:36:26,207 I promise. 672 00:36:26,290 --> 00:36:30,169 Hey, Uncle Duncan! Miss Cynthia, Michelle. 673 00:36:31,045 --> 00:36:33,130 I got this thing on my hand and it's been there for weeks, 674 00:36:33,214 --> 00:36:36,217 and I was just wondering what you think it might be. 675 00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:37,677 I'm not... 676 00:36:38,386 --> 00:36:40,805 Look, you probably should see a dermatologist, Norman. 677 00:36:40,888 --> 00:36:43,057 - I'm going out to get some air. - Okay. 678 00:36:43,140 --> 00:36:46,769 I mean... Why? I don't have sickle cell anaemia or nothing, right? 679 00:36:46,853 --> 00:36:49,480 No, it looks like a pigment mutation. 680 00:36:49,564 --> 00:36:50,857 A pigment mutation? 681 00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:52,650 You mean like the Incredible Hulk or something? 682 00:36:52,733 --> 00:36:54,151 I can't be turning green out there. 683 00:36:54,235 --> 00:36:57,321 I'm a black man, I'm sensitive, I'd be turning green over every little thing. 684 00:36:57,405 --> 00:36:58,531 I can see it now. 685 00:36:58,614 --> 00:37:02,326 Me getting mail from child support, "That not Hulk baby. 686 00:37:02,410 --> 00:37:04,495 "Hulk take blood tests on Maury Povich." 687 00:37:04,579 --> 00:37:09,250 You're probably just allergic to something. Maybe shellfish or nuts. 688 00:37:09,542 --> 00:37:14,213 - Nuts? Well, what nut mutates? - I don't know. Now excuse me. 689 00:37:15,047 --> 00:37:16,966 Somebody gave me hypoallergenic drugs? 690 00:37:17,049 --> 00:37:19,886 - It's a form of hallucinogenic. - Hagucilenic. 691 00:37:19,969 --> 00:37:22,388 - Elaine, Elaine, did you tell him? - I just did. 692 00:37:22,471 --> 00:37:24,056 - How you feeling, big guy? - I've been drugged. 693 00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:25,266 Yeah, not, no, yeah. 694 00:37:25,349 --> 00:37:27,977 - Yeah, yeah, a little bit. Hey, listen... - I've been drugged by you. 695 00:37:28,060 --> 00:37:30,396 - You fool! - Wait, Oscar! 696 00:37:30,479 --> 00:37:32,940 - Let him go! Oh, my God. - How long does it last? 697 00:37:33,024 --> 00:37:34,317 Elaine, he's incredibly strong right now. 698 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:35,860 - I know, and I'm sorry. - How long does it last? 699 00:37:35,943 --> 00:37:38,738 - Like eight hours? - Eight hours, fuck! 700 00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:41,282 Babe, what are you doing? 701 00:37:41,365 --> 00:37:43,242 I'm gonna be sick. 702 00:37:43,326 --> 00:37:46,913 - Jeffrey, this is all your fault. - This is your fault. You gave it to him. 703 00:37:46,996 --> 00:37:48,247 Shit. 704 00:37:49,749 --> 00:37:51,500 Baby, slow down. 705 00:37:53,127 --> 00:37:54,295 Hey, Elaine. What's going on? 706 00:37:54,378 --> 00:37:56,088 - What are you doing? You following me? - Not now, Derek! 707 00:37:56,172 --> 00:37:57,340 Hey! 708 00:37:57,423 --> 00:38:00,551 - Sorry. You all right? - Are you okay? 709 00:38:00,968 --> 00:38:03,012 - Oh, shit. - Oscar! 710 00:38:03,095 --> 00:38:04,764 Excuse me, everyone, he's gonna be sick. 711 00:38:04,847 --> 00:38:06,599 Oscar, sweetie, slow down! 712 00:38:06,682 --> 00:38:08,768 - Oscar! Oscar! - Oscar! 713 00:38:09,268 --> 00:38:12,563 Oscar, no! Don't go in there! Oscar! Oscar, out! 714 00:38:13,230 --> 00:38:16,150 In here, there's a bathroom here. Oh, God. 715 00:38:18,027 --> 00:38:20,446 - Jeez! Oscar. - Get back. 716 00:38:20,696 --> 00:38:22,073 What are you doing? 717 00:38:22,156 --> 00:38:24,033 Get back or I will blow your head off. 718 00:38:24,116 --> 00:38:25,242 - Get your hands up! - Are you... 719 00:38:25,326 --> 00:38:26,661 Hands up! 720 00:38:28,037 --> 00:38:29,580 Oscar, baby. 721 00:38:30,998 --> 00:38:33,751 - Are you kidding me? Open this door, baby. - Easy, big fellow. 722 00:38:33,834 --> 00:38:34,919 - Honey. - Oh, shit. 723 00:38:35,002 --> 00:38:36,212 You're locked in, so, please, 724 00:38:36,295 --> 00:38:37,672 unlock the door, okay? - Oh, shit. 725 00:38:37,755 --> 00:38:41,509 - Elaine? I can't find the pill bottle. - Can you just... 726 00:38:44,053 --> 00:38:45,471 Oh, shit. 727 00:38:47,306 --> 00:38:50,726 - Oscar, open the door. - Lasts up to eight hours. 728 00:38:50,810 --> 00:38:52,979 - Open the door. - Perfect. 729 00:38:55,898 --> 00:39:00,695 - Oscar, open the door, sweetie. - It's already been five minutes. 730 00:39:01,404 --> 00:39:03,447 - That's good. - Damn it! 731 00:39:04,907 --> 00:39:08,661 Motherfucker! Five minutes? Oh, shit! 732 00:39:09,245 --> 00:39:12,957 - Shit, shit, shit, shit! - What's going on? 733 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,625 - Oscar, open the door, please. - You know what, 734 00:39:14,709 --> 00:39:18,045 why don't you go get something to eat? We're gonna start pretty soon. Yeah. 735 00:39:19,672 --> 00:39:23,300 Grief does strange things to people, doesn't it? 736 00:39:23,592 --> 00:39:24,927 - Yeah. - If you remember, 737 00:39:25,011 --> 00:39:27,138 there's something I would like to talk to you about. 738 00:39:27,221 --> 00:39:30,808 - Could we just do this... - Is there someplace private we could go? 739 00:39:30,891 --> 00:39:32,560 Cocksuckers! 740 00:39:35,479 --> 00:39:38,232 This is lovely. 741 00:39:39,859 --> 00:39:41,902 - So Edward. - I know. 742 00:39:46,157 --> 00:39:48,659 You're writing a novel? 743 00:39:49,076 --> 00:39:51,412 Yeah, that's mine. 744 00:39:52,455 --> 00:39:54,915 - Sorry. - Just like your brother. 745 00:39:55,374 --> 00:39:58,085 Actually, I was writing before my brother. 746 00:39:58,169 --> 00:40:03,382 I got a couple of pieces published in Jet. One about hypertension. 747 00:40:04,050 --> 00:40:05,301 That was a while back, though, 748 00:40:05,384 --> 00:40:07,678 and now I'm working mainly as a tax accountant. 749 00:40:07,762 --> 00:40:12,808 Well, then, you must be very proud of Ryan. Getting all of his novels published. 750 00:40:12,892 --> 00:40:15,311 Yeah. Pretty proud. 751 00:40:16,645 --> 00:40:18,064 What did you wanna talk about? 752 00:40:18,147 --> 00:40:20,816 Your father and I were very close. 753 00:40:21,317 --> 00:40:24,737 - That's nice, that's nice. - Spent a lot of time together. 754 00:40:24,820 --> 00:40:28,240 Okay, well, you know, Dad was a fun guy. 755 00:40:28,699 --> 00:40:33,579 I have some photos I want to show you. Few snaps of us. 756 00:40:35,790 --> 00:40:39,293 That's me and your dad at Venice Beach, Muscle Beach. 757 00:40:41,754 --> 00:40:45,007 And here we are in West Hollywood, at the Halloween parade. 758 00:40:45,091 --> 00:40:48,928 I don't know if you've ever been, but what a spectacle that is. 759 00:40:54,141 --> 00:40:55,518 Oscar. 760 00:40:58,145 --> 00:40:59,396 How'd you get in here? 761 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,733 And here we are at the premiere of Dreamgirls. 762 00:41:03,567 --> 00:41:07,488 I was dressed as Deena and your father just had to be Effie. 763 00:41:10,282 --> 00:41:14,537 So, how exactly did you know my father? 764 00:41:31,178 --> 00:41:33,389 No. No. 765 00:41:35,141 --> 00:41:38,394 You think you can come in here and just slander my dad's name 766 00:41:38,477 --> 00:41:41,856 by showing me a couple of pictures of you guys going to see Dreamgirls? 767 00:41:41,939 --> 00:41:44,358 So what? I've seen Dreamgirls two, three times. 768 00:41:44,441 --> 00:41:45,860 Doesn't mean I'm gay. 769 00:41:45,943 --> 00:41:50,239 Steppin' to the bad side Gonna be a mean ride 770 00:41:50,322 --> 00:41:52,366 - What's that prove? - I'm sorry. 771 00:41:52,449 --> 00:41:57,163 I guess he would've told you himself, but he wasn't sure how you'd react. 772 00:41:57,246 --> 00:41:58,664 Does my mother know? 773 00:41:58,747 --> 00:42:01,458 No. And there's no reason she has to. 774 00:42:01,542 --> 00:42:04,461 Just as long as I get what's owed to me. 775 00:42:04,545 --> 00:42:08,465 Excuse me? What's owed to you? 776 00:42:08,549 --> 00:42:10,634 Well, I deserve something. 777 00:42:10,718 --> 00:42:14,346 Your father and I were lovers and he left me absolutely nothing in his will. 778 00:42:14,430 --> 00:42:16,182 How do you think that makes me feel? 779 00:42:16,265 --> 00:42:18,934 I don't know and I don't care. 780 00:42:19,018 --> 00:42:22,354 I will tell you how it makes me feel. Cheap. 781 00:42:24,315 --> 00:42:27,359 - Like some cheap piece of ass. - What do you want? 782 00:42:27,443 --> 00:42:30,988 What I want is a lot, but I'm not asking you for what I want. 783 00:42:31,071 --> 00:42:34,783 - I deserve $30,000. - $30,000? 784 00:42:34,867 --> 00:42:38,746 Are you smoking meth? I'm not giving you $30,000. 785 00:42:39,205 --> 00:42:41,081 I'm trying to buy a house! I'm trying to have a kid! 786 00:42:41,165 --> 00:42:42,583 I can't give you $30,000! 787 00:42:42,666 --> 00:42:46,170 Now, listen, your father made me a promise to take care of me. 788 00:42:46,253 --> 00:42:50,174 I made certain sacrifices to keep him happy. 789 00:42:50,591 --> 00:42:53,886 Now, I don't want to, but I will show these photos to your mother. 790 00:42:53,969 --> 00:42:56,639 Do you really want me to do that? 791 00:42:57,765 --> 00:42:58,891 Shit! 792 00:43:05,397 --> 00:43:06,899 Wait here. 793 00:43:10,194 --> 00:43:11,528 Okay. 794 00:43:14,281 --> 00:43:16,951 Oh, Aaron. I was just telling George here how 795 00:43:17,034 --> 00:43:18,452 when we were boys together, 796 00:43:18,535 --> 00:43:21,956 your father used to make us all go skinny-dipping. 797 00:43:22,831 --> 00:43:25,334 - Isn't that funny? - Hilarious. 798 00:43:27,378 --> 00:43:30,756 - Well, maybe your husband will know. - Wait! Wait! Aaron! Aaron! 799 00:43:32,132 --> 00:43:33,759 Sometime today? 800 00:43:33,842 --> 00:43:35,678 Anything I can do to help? 801 00:43:35,761 --> 00:43:38,013 No, I'm fine, thank you. 802 00:43:42,101 --> 00:43:43,435 Oscar, please. 803 00:43:43,519 --> 00:43:45,771 Say, Elaine, what are you doing after the funeral? 804 00:43:45,854 --> 00:43:48,524 I got Usher tickets, front row, Staples Center. 805 00:43:48,649 --> 00:43:49,775 You don't have Usher tickets. 806 00:43:49,858 --> 00:43:51,110 Well, no, not yet, but I can get them like that. 807 00:43:51,193 --> 00:43:54,029 You know what? Derek, please, go away. 808 00:43:54,947 --> 00:43:56,865 You don't deserve her! 809 00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,660 He doesn't. 810 00:44:00,327 --> 00:44:02,121 I'm gonna go find Norman. 811 00:44:02,204 --> 00:44:03,872 So, you've never been to New York? 812 00:44:03,956 --> 00:44:06,375 I've been, with my parents once. 813 00:44:06,458 --> 00:44:10,713 Now, that's not seeing New York. You got to come visit. Just hang out. 814 00:44:10,796 --> 00:44:13,966 - When's your birthday? - I turned 18 last week. 815 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:20,889 Yeah. Well, that's my favourite number, girl. 816 00:44:22,016 --> 00:44:24,310 You know, I want you to get yourself on a bus 817 00:44:24,393 --> 00:44:28,230 and come visit me in New York this year. Can you do that? 818 00:44:28,314 --> 00:44:29,565 For me? 819 00:44:31,066 --> 00:44:33,319 All right. Yeah. 820 00:44:33,402 --> 00:44:37,406 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. And I got all kind of snacks for you. 821 00:44:37,573 --> 00:44:39,491 - Really? - You like Sugar Daddies? 822 00:44:39,575 --> 00:44:41,327 - Ryan, Ryan, I need to talk to you. - Gummi bears... 823 00:44:41,410 --> 00:44:42,995 - Ryan, I need to talk... - Aaron, not now. 824 00:44:43,078 --> 00:44:46,415 - I really need to talk to you. - Aaron, give me five minutes, okay? 825 00:44:46,540 --> 00:44:48,250 Bro, I'm grieving here. 826 00:44:48,334 --> 00:44:51,003 Martina, could you excuse us? We've really got to talk about something. 827 00:44:51,086 --> 00:44:54,089 Hey, SpongeBob is on. All right, talk to you later. 828 00:44:54,214 --> 00:44:56,008 What are you doing? 829 00:44:57,176 --> 00:45:00,763 Remember the guy that came by a little earlier, that we didn't recognise? 830 00:45:00,888 --> 00:45:04,600 - Dude in the leather jacket. - Yeah, well, 831 00:45:04,683 --> 00:45:08,437 he came by the study, and he showed me some pictures of him and Dad. 832 00:45:08,562 --> 00:45:10,022 So? So, he showed you some pictures, 833 00:45:10,105 --> 00:45:14,610 what's wrong with that? - Pictures of him and Dad together. 834 00:45:15,069 --> 00:45:19,698 - So, we playing 20 questions now or what? - He was Dad's lover. 835 00:45:19,782 --> 00:45:24,203 - No, man. No, no, no, no. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, the guy's name is Frank. 836 00:45:24,286 --> 00:45:27,915 He showed me some pictures of him and Dad doing stuff. 837 00:45:29,208 --> 00:45:31,877 You telling me our father was on the downlow? 838 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,630 - Way down low. - Hell no. 839 00:45:34,755 --> 00:45:37,466 I don't believe that. My father's not gay. 840 00:45:37,591 --> 00:45:40,552 Matter of fact, he's so straight, he makes me seem gay. 841 00:45:40,636 --> 00:45:42,638 And I ain't fucking gay. 842 00:45:44,807 --> 00:45:45,974 Daddy! 843 00:45:47,643 --> 00:45:49,561 I ain't know he did yoga. 844 00:45:49,645 --> 00:45:51,897 Look. He got the wheelbarrow. 845 00:45:51,980 --> 00:45:54,400 - Thanks. - I just don't get it. 846 00:45:54,483 --> 00:45:57,736 I don't know what she sees in that poser that she doesn't see in me. 847 00:45:57,820 --> 00:46:00,697 - Seems serious, don't it? - Of course it is, it's my life. 848 00:46:00,823 --> 00:46:03,117 I've only been sleeping like eight hours a night, man. 849 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,202 - I'm at my wit's end. - What? 850 00:46:05,327 --> 00:46:06,620 - No, dude. - Yeah? 851 00:46:06,703 --> 00:46:10,332 - Me. Pigment mutation? - Right. 852 00:46:11,458 --> 00:46:16,422 Well, maybe it's vitiligo, that thing Michael Jackson had on his balls. 853 00:46:16,505 --> 00:46:19,258 I don't know what Michael Jackson had on his balls. 854 00:46:19,341 --> 00:46:20,592 - Okay. - You asking me, 855 00:46:20,676 --> 00:46:23,303 like I was down there or something. 856 00:46:26,181 --> 00:46:29,643 - Hey. Try this cake. It might have nuts in it. - So? 857 00:46:29,726 --> 00:46:32,229 Elaine's dad said I might just be allergic to nuts. 858 00:46:32,354 --> 00:46:34,273 So, don't eat nuts. Put the fork down. Don't eat it. 859 00:46:34,356 --> 00:46:36,316 That's what I do when I'm stressed. I eat. 860 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,444 You ain't gonna eat when your hand falls off, papa. 861 00:46:38,527 --> 00:46:41,405 Just try the cake for me. See if it has nuts in it, please? 862 00:46:41,530 --> 00:46:44,867 Elaine's driving me crazy, and you're not helping. 863 00:46:50,539 --> 00:46:55,544 Hey, fathead. Quit slopping down food for a second. Make me a plate. 864 00:46:55,669 --> 00:46:58,464 I'm gonna wash my hands, and make you a dynamite plate. 865 00:46:58,547 --> 00:47:01,383 I know you like hot sauce on your collard greens. That's... 866 00:47:01,508 --> 00:47:03,218 Come here to papa. 867 00:47:05,512 --> 00:47:07,014 Uncle Russell. 868 00:47:07,097 --> 00:47:10,934 Have you seen a little pill, pill bottle with some Valium in it? 869 00:47:13,437 --> 00:47:16,899 - Is that a yes or... - God, don't scare me like that. 870 00:47:18,025 --> 00:47:20,903 Shit tastes like it got nuts in it. Shit. 871 00:47:21,403 --> 00:47:25,032 - I'm sure we'll start again soon. - Dr Barnes! Dr Barnes! 872 00:47:25,115 --> 00:47:28,619 - Let's go back inside. - Soon. I just need a moment alone. 873 00:47:28,744 --> 00:47:30,162 Just one minute. 874 00:47:30,245 --> 00:47:33,207 - Dr Barnes, just one quick... - Excuse me. 875 00:47:37,211 --> 00:47:38,629 How you doing, Miss Cynthia? 876 00:47:38,754 --> 00:47:40,255 - You look good. - Thank you. 877 00:47:40,380 --> 00:47:43,884 You hanging in there? Your macaroni is superb. 878 00:47:43,967 --> 00:47:47,346 Six different cheeses. He looked good in that box. 879 00:47:47,429 --> 00:47:50,474 The rigor mortis set in well. You know, except for that left hand. 880 00:47:50,599 --> 00:47:53,560 You might just wanna throw an oven mitt or something on there. Yeah. 881 00:47:53,644 --> 00:47:57,189 The suit he got on is magnificent, you know. 882 00:47:57,272 --> 00:48:00,943 Looked like Colin Powell. Looked just like a Republican. 883 00:48:02,444 --> 00:48:03,779 But did you check the shoes? 884 00:48:03,904 --> 00:48:08,200 'Cause sometimes they take the shoes right off their feet in the funeral home, right? 885 00:48:08,283 --> 00:48:12,120 - Especially if they're gators. - Norman. Just... 886 00:48:13,622 --> 00:48:15,374 - Excuse me. - Sorry, Miss Cynthia. 887 00:48:15,457 --> 00:48:16,959 Jesus Christ! 888 00:48:21,588 --> 00:48:23,257 Somebody dropped they pills. 889 00:48:23,340 --> 00:48:26,552 If we don't get him the money right now, he's gonna start showing Mom the pictures. 890 00:48:26,635 --> 00:48:30,013 - Let me think. All right? Let me think. - Think, think. 891 00:48:30,138 --> 00:48:33,308 - You gonna have to pay him, then. - That's your big idea? 892 00:48:33,392 --> 00:48:35,102 I'm gonna have to pay him? Where's your money? 893 00:48:35,185 --> 00:48:38,981 Don't you have a savings or a nest egg? A damn piggy bank? 894 00:48:39,147 --> 00:48:44,736 Aaron, I'm in debt up to my ass. I'm broke, man. It's "Hammertime," okay? 895 00:48:44,820 --> 00:48:48,073 If I don't get some money soon, I'm gonna have to do a damn reality show. 896 00:48:48,156 --> 00:48:52,160 Okay, so, I gotta pay for the funeral, the catering, and all this other shit, 897 00:48:52,244 --> 00:48:55,163 and now I gotta pull $30,000 out of my ass? 898 00:48:55,247 --> 00:48:57,457 - You know, he's your dad, too. - Yeah, but you the oldest. 899 00:48:57,541 --> 00:49:00,419 - By nine months, as you love to point out. - Doesn't matter. 900 00:49:00,502 --> 00:49:03,338 Besides, you been living off of Mom and Dad long enough. 901 00:49:03,422 --> 00:49:06,550 You must've saved some money. What? You haven't paid rent in a long time. 902 00:49:06,675 --> 00:49:08,802 Hey, hey, I've been living with them, not off them. 903 00:49:08,885 --> 00:49:10,596 And Dad's been retired for five years. 904 00:49:10,679 --> 00:49:12,431 Who do you think's been paying all these bills? 905 00:49:12,514 --> 00:49:16,935 Well, if we both got money issues, what can we do? Fuck him! Fuck... 906 00:49:17,269 --> 00:49:19,396 Fuck him, Aaron. Fuck him. 907 00:49:22,441 --> 00:49:24,693 Pay the man. Just pay him. 908 00:49:36,455 --> 00:49:38,332 - Are you okay there, friend? - Hey, fuck no. 909 00:49:38,415 --> 00:49:41,793 My nephew's dead, and the little bastards ate all the potato salad. Shit. 910 00:49:41,877 --> 00:49:44,254 Listen, I think we're just about ready to start that service again. 911 00:49:44,379 --> 00:49:46,840 Just five more minutes, please, please. Just five. Five. 912 00:49:46,923 --> 00:49:49,176 Hey, hey, baby, what's going on? Is everything okay? 913 00:49:49,259 --> 00:49:53,055 No, we're not gonna be able to move out as soon as we hoped. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 914 00:49:53,138 --> 00:49:56,892 Wait. Listen to me. Hello? What are you talking about? 915 00:49:56,975 --> 00:49:59,019 You know I wouldn't have said it unless I had a good reason. 916 00:49:59,102 --> 00:50:02,898 - Okay, fine, so what's the reason? - Aaron, we don't have time right now. 917 00:50:03,065 --> 00:50:04,983 Aaron, listen, I am trying to be understanding, 918 00:50:05,067 --> 00:50:07,736 but you have some explaining to do. And I mean it! 919 00:50:07,819 --> 00:50:10,155 Just a little more time, okay? 920 00:50:16,745 --> 00:50:20,374 Hey, hey, hey, hey, that's not supposed to be read yet. 921 00:50:20,457 --> 00:50:24,211 - Well, it was on the coffee table. - And what's that supposed to mean? 922 00:50:24,294 --> 00:50:27,339 Well, when someone leaves something on a coffee table, 923 00:50:27,422 --> 00:50:30,258 it's assumed it's for everybody. That's pretty standard. 924 00:50:30,342 --> 00:50:32,636 Those are coffee table rules. 925 00:50:33,762 --> 00:50:36,765 - Can we get to the point here? - Fine by me. 926 00:50:38,767 --> 00:50:42,062 So, I write the cheque, you give us the photos, 927 00:50:42,145 --> 00:50:44,064 and you stay away from our mother. 928 00:50:44,147 --> 00:50:46,191 - Is that the deal? - Deal. 929 00:50:46,942 --> 00:50:48,110 Okay. 930 00:50:50,112 --> 00:50:52,447 - What's your last name? - Lovett. 931 00:50:53,365 --> 00:50:54,866 With two "Ts." 932 00:50:56,034 --> 00:50:58,537 - Lovett. - Is that your first one? 933 00:50:58,620 --> 00:51:01,498 - What? - The novel. It's a first draft. 934 00:51:01,957 --> 00:51:05,585 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, so? - No, nothing. 935 00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:11,174 I tried writing once. Didn't work for me, either. 936 00:51:11,258 --> 00:51:15,053 I think it's like a gift. Either you have it or you don't. 937 00:51:15,804 --> 00:51:17,055 Must be hard for you, though. 938 00:51:17,139 --> 00:51:19,975 I mean, your brother being a bestselling author and all. 939 00:51:20,058 --> 00:51:25,230 Your father and I read Rhonda's Tiny Box cover to cover together. 940 00:51:25,313 --> 00:51:28,567 We loved it. He was so proud of you. 941 00:51:28,650 --> 00:51:31,695 Well, thank you. I guess. 942 00:51:32,237 --> 00:51:37,033 - That's it. I can't do it. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Aaron. Aaron, no, no. 943 00:51:37,117 --> 00:51:38,243 What are you doing? 944 00:51:38,326 --> 00:51:42,622 There is no way in the world I'm giving this guy my hard-earned money. No. 945 00:51:42,706 --> 00:51:44,166 Hey, don't be stupid, okay? 946 00:51:44,249 --> 00:51:46,376 Now, I'll pay you back as soon as my advance comes in. 947 00:51:46,460 --> 00:51:49,713 He picks today, the day of our father's funeral. 948 00:51:49,796 --> 00:51:53,300 And then on top of that, he insults my book? No! No! 949 00:51:53,383 --> 00:51:56,470 - But he got pictures. - So what? I don't give a fuck what he's got. 950 00:51:56,553 --> 00:52:00,265 He can show them to the world. He can put them on Facebook for all I care. 951 00:52:00,348 --> 00:52:02,392 Who the fuck does he think he is? 952 00:52:02,476 --> 00:52:05,228 Fine. But this is on your head. 953 00:52:05,312 --> 00:52:08,690 Whoa, whoa. Hold on. Hold on now, hold on. 954 00:52:08,774 --> 00:52:10,150 Okay, you need to back off. 955 00:52:10,233 --> 00:52:13,320 - No, no, no. Let's discuss this for a minute. - There is nothing to discuss. 956 00:52:13,403 --> 00:52:16,740 - No, don't... - I said back off, buddy! 957 00:52:16,823 --> 00:52:19,117 You gonna bring a gat to a funeral? 958 00:52:19,201 --> 00:52:22,078 Now, nobody got to get capped. Nobody... 959 00:52:24,956 --> 00:52:27,042 - Get his gun! Get his gun! - He ain't got no damn gun. 960 00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:30,170 - You got any rope? Any duct tape? - Hey, what do I look like, a serial killer? 961 00:52:30,253 --> 00:52:33,215 I don't just keep rope and duct tape in my pocket. 962 00:52:33,298 --> 00:52:37,594 - I can't see nothing. There you go. - Help! Help! 963 00:52:37,677 --> 00:52:39,763 - Hey, use your tie! - My tie, my tie? 964 00:52:39,846 --> 00:52:42,057 - What the fuck am I gonna do with my tie? - Stuff it in his mouth. 965 00:52:42,140 --> 00:52:47,062 All right, first key... First key to war is to cut off communication. 966 00:52:47,145 --> 00:52:50,774 All right, now, grab that curtain thing. Hurry up. Grab the curtain thing. 967 00:52:52,526 --> 00:52:55,362 Tie his legs. Come on, Aaron, damn! 968 00:52:55,445 --> 00:53:00,075 - Feel like I'm in a fucking rodeo! - Yeah, yeah. Okay, now get his hands. Shit. 969 00:53:00,158 --> 00:53:02,869 God damn. Strong, ain't he? Damn it, do I gotta do everything? 970 00:53:02,994 --> 00:53:05,038 Everything but write a fucking cheque! 971 00:53:05,163 --> 00:53:07,791 You know what was in that cake? What's going on? Who's that dude? 972 00:53:07,874 --> 00:53:10,502 Norman, come in and shut the damn door. Come on, Aaron, tie it. 973 00:53:10,585 --> 00:53:12,337 - What's happening? - He having a seizure. 974 00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:13,672 - Damn! - Yeah, yeah. 975 00:53:13,755 --> 00:53:15,632 You know what? I just found some Valium outside. 976 00:53:15,715 --> 00:53:18,134 - You think this will calm him down? - Good. Yeah, yeah, give him some. 977 00:53:18,218 --> 00:53:19,302 - Okay. All right. - Come on. 978 00:53:19,386 --> 00:53:20,929 Put this jacket under his head 979 00:53:21,012 --> 00:53:22,973 so he don't bite down on his tongue. 980 00:53:23,056 --> 00:53:24,975 I learned that procedure at Boys and Girls High School. 981 00:53:25,058 --> 00:53:27,936 - Come on. - Here, buddy, this'll make you feel calm. 982 00:53:28,019 --> 00:53:29,771 - Open up, open up. - There you go. 983 00:53:29,855 --> 00:53:33,733 - Right there. Yes, yes, baby. - Open up, open up. 984 00:53:33,817 --> 00:53:36,069 - Yeah. - Look at that. You gonna be fine, my friend. 985 00:53:36,152 --> 00:53:38,572 - Did you guys happen to see a little... - Come, come in, Jeff, come in. 986 00:53:38,655 --> 00:53:40,782 Norman, I told you to lock the damn door. 987 00:53:40,866 --> 00:53:42,868 You said, "Shut the damn door," Ryan! 988 00:53:42,951 --> 00:53:45,537 - What's... What's going on? - He's having a seizure. 989 00:53:45,620 --> 00:53:49,457 - Yeah. So, why is he all tied up? - We don't want him to swallow his tongue. 990 00:53:49,541 --> 00:53:51,793 No. That's part of the medical procedure. 991 00:53:58,884 --> 00:54:00,218 Oh, God. 992 00:54:30,457 --> 00:54:32,125 He's blackmailing you? Over what? 993 00:54:32,208 --> 00:54:35,378 If I could tell you, it wouldn't be blackmail, now, would it? 994 00:54:35,503 --> 00:54:39,925 Hey, look, just trust us. He's the bad guy. Okay? We'll explain it to you later. 995 00:54:40,008 --> 00:54:41,384 Yeah, well, what are we gonna do with him? 996 00:54:41,468 --> 00:54:44,179 Yeah, what are we gonna do, Ryan? Now that you've jumped his ass? 997 00:54:44,262 --> 00:54:47,223 - I don't know. Okay? You think, people. - You're the big writer. 998 00:54:47,307 --> 00:54:49,726 Why don't you write something where we all live happily ever after? 999 00:54:49,809 --> 00:54:53,480 - How long's that Valium gonna last? - Valium? What... What Valium? 1000 00:54:53,563 --> 00:54:55,440 I found a bottle of Valium, 1001 00:54:55,523 --> 00:54:59,110 so we gave him a few, thinking it would calm him down. 1002 00:55:00,153 --> 00:55:02,864 You gave him a few of these? Oh, shit. 1003 00:55:02,948 --> 00:55:04,532 - What? - What? 1004 00:55:04,616 --> 00:55:05,825 See... 1005 00:55:07,535 --> 00:55:10,330 I just gave him a few Valium. 1006 00:55:10,413 --> 00:55:12,999 I found them on the ground outside. 1007 00:55:15,961 --> 00:55:17,712 All right, see, here's the story. 1008 00:55:17,796 --> 00:55:21,758 All right. Everybody calling these little guys here Valium, 1009 00:55:21,841 --> 00:55:24,052 they're wrong, 'cause it's not Valium. - Yeah, and? 1010 00:55:24,135 --> 00:55:27,847 It's more like acid mixed with acid, which is acid. 1011 00:55:29,057 --> 00:55:32,394 And Oscar took one earlier by mistake, which is why he's been acting all crazy. 1012 00:55:32,477 --> 00:55:33,561 Jeff, what are you doing with that stuff? 1013 00:55:33,645 --> 00:55:36,398 I just whipped up a simple batch for a friend. 1014 00:55:36,481 --> 00:55:39,567 - What friend, Amy Winehouse? - Wait. Wait a minute. 1015 00:55:39,651 --> 00:55:41,569 You telling us that Elaine's boyfriend, 1016 00:55:41,653 --> 00:55:43,655 old boy who knocked over our father's coffin, 1017 00:55:43,738 --> 00:55:45,824 only had one of those things? - Yeah. One. 1018 00:55:45,907 --> 00:55:47,325 - Oh, shit. - Shit's right. 1019 00:55:47,409 --> 00:55:50,078 - And you gave him how many? - About four or five. 1020 00:55:50,161 --> 00:55:53,581 Four or five? Jesus, Norman! That poor bastard. 1021 00:55:53,665 --> 00:55:56,334 - I thought they were Valium. - Look, you at a ten, I need you at a two. 1022 00:55:56,418 --> 00:55:57,585 Jeff, I thought they were Valium. 1023 00:55:57,711 --> 00:55:58,837 - But five? - Yes. 1024 00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,047 I mean, I wouldn't give somebody five cough drops. 1025 00:56:01,172 --> 00:56:02,841 See, that's 'cause the wave cap is too tight. 1026 00:56:02,924 --> 00:56:04,676 Okay, okay, maybe we should call an ambulance. 1027 00:56:04,759 --> 00:56:07,262 If anyone finds out that this guy's been force-fed acid, 1028 00:56:07,387 --> 00:56:10,598 we could all be arrested. TMZ, here I come. 1029 00:56:10,724 --> 00:56:12,434 - Could he die? - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 1030 00:56:12,559 --> 00:56:14,269 - What? - Could he die? 1031 00:56:14,394 --> 00:56:16,771 No! Crazy. Maybe. 1032 00:56:17,605 --> 00:56:19,774 A little bit. Possibly. It depends. 1033 00:56:19,899 --> 00:56:22,777 Aaron? Ryan, honey? Are you in there, baby? 1034 00:56:22,944 --> 00:56:24,779 We need to get things started. 1035 00:56:24,904 --> 00:56:27,866 Ma, we'll be right out. 1036 00:56:27,949 --> 00:56:30,452 Okay, look, look, look. We gotta go out there, okay? 1037 00:56:30,618 --> 00:56:32,704 We gotta buy some time until we figure this out. 1038 00:56:32,787 --> 00:56:34,205 You two stay here and watch him. 1039 00:56:34,289 --> 00:56:35,707 What you mean, us stay here and watch... 1040 00:56:35,790 --> 00:56:37,792 Norman, just make sure he doesn't escape, okay? 1041 00:56:37,917 --> 00:56:39,210 Just lock the door behind us. 1042 00:56:39,294 --> 00:56:42,547 This is all your fault. You and your chemistry set, man. 1043 00:56:42,630 --> 00:56:44,632 - Ever since the ninth grade... - Shut up, Norman. 1044 00:56:46,634 --> 00:56:49,220 Hey, Mom. How's it going? 1045 00:56:49,304 --> 00:56:52,474 Reverend Davis wants to talk to the two of you. 1046 00:56:53,099 --> 00:56:56,227 - Aaron, where's your tie? - I'm looking for it. 1047 00:56:59,481 --> 00:57:03,485 Now, look, I have been patient, but I'm about done with patience. 1048 00:57:03,568 --> 00:57:05,653 If we don't resume this funeral pretty soon, 1049 00:57:05,779 --> 00:57:08,448 we gonna have to have a little conversation about my compensation. 1050 00:57:08,573 --> 00:57:11,159 Sure. Could I get five more minutes? 1051 00:57:12,911 --> 00:57:14,662 Why are you making me go through this again? 1052 00:57:14,788 --> 00:57:16,498 - Just hear me out, okay? - Listen... 1053 00:57:16,581 --> 00:57:18,333 The only reason you won't go out with me 1054 00:57:18,416 --> 00:57:21,169 is 'cause your dad likes me. - No! It... 1055 00:57:22,587 --> 00:57:25,673 - Can you... Can I get some help, please? - Good Lord, your skin's so supple... 1056 00:57:25,757 --> 00:57:27,759 - Can you stop that? - Okay. 1057 00:57:27,842 --> 00:57:31,596 The real reason why I don't wanna go out with you is because it was a mistake before. 1058 00:57:31,679 --> 00:57:34,766 We had a couple of intense months, 1059 00:57:34,849 --> 00:57:40,271 but then I realised that we just... - Not fair, not true. We had a lot of fun. We... 1060 00:57:42,273 --> 00:57:45,527 - I bought you a watch, right? - Here. 1061 00:57:45,652 --> 00:57:47,362 - Why? - Take it. 1062 00:57:47,487 --> 00:57:50,031 What about our first night together? After Norman's party? 1063 00:57:50,156 --> 00:57:52,784 - That was amazing. Transcendent. - I was so drunk. 1064 00:57:52,867 --> 00:57:55,120 You could've been a donkey for all I knew. 1065 00:57:55,203 --> 00:57:58,873 - Thank you. - It's not a compliment, Derek! You know... 1066 00:57:59,541 --> 00:58:02,377 Go away. Go away. 1067 00:58:02,460 --> 00:58:06,548 You still think about me though, don't you? Don't say anything. 1068 00:58:10,176 --> 00:58:11,719 What is wrong with him? 1069 00:58:11,845 --> 00:58:13,555 It's beautiful. 1070 00:58:26,025 --> 00:58:28,361 There's still no potato salad. 1071 00:58:31,072 --> 00:58:33,032 - Hey, Uncle Russell. - Hey, hey. 1072 00:58:33,116 --> 00:58:35,618 No, you... That belongs to this lady. You don't wanna eat that. 1073 00:58:35,743 --> 00:58:38,246 She don't need it. It's mine now. 1074 00:58:40,290 --> 00:58:41,583 What's your problem, son? 1075 00:58:41,708 --> 00:58:43,877 It's women. Women are my problem, Uncle Russell. 1076 00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:46,504 No such thing as having a woman without a problem. 1077 00:58:46,588 --> 00:58:47,881 - Right. - If they didn't have problems, 1078 00:58:47,964 --> 00:58:50,300 they wouldn't let us touch them. - Right. 1079 00:58:50,425 --> 00:58:53,386 Yeah. Let me tell you something about women. 1080 00:58:53,469 --> 00:58:55,805 Smarter than you think they are, 1081 00:58:55,930 --> 00:58:59,225 but not nearly as smart as they think they are. 1082 00:58:59,309 --> 00:59:00,894 Sweet bitches. 1083 00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:05,773 Yeah. I don't get it. She acts like I don't exist. 1084 00:59:05,899 --> 00:59:07,567 I can't believe she doesn't feel the way I do. 1085 00:59:07,650 --> 00:59:09,319 - She's just playing hard to get. - Right. 1086 00:59:09,444 --> 00:59:11,362 - She wants you to work for it a bit. - Okay. 1087 00:59:11,446 --> 00:59:14,365 A woman wants a man who can control her. 1088 00:59:14,449 --> 00:59:19,495 - Yeah, you think so? Is that what it is? - You walk up to her, and you shake her. 1089 00:59:20,121 --> 00:59:21,539 - Shake her? - Yeah. 1090 00:59:21,623 --> 00:59:24,042 - You want me to shake her? - Not shaking her hasn't worked, has it? 1091 00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:27,921 - Yeah, okay. - You shake her, and you kiss her. 1092 00:59:28,338 --> 00:59:31,090 I just don't know if that'll go over so well. 1093 00:59:31,174 --> 00:59:32,926 - Man. - What's up? 1094 00:59:33,009 --> 00:59:36,512 I gotta take a shit. Man, just when I had my potato... 1095 00:59:36,638 --> 00:59:39,641 Hey, hey, hey, Norman! I gotta take a crap! 1096 00:59:40,266 --> 00:59:43,770 - Look at his eyes. That doesn't look normal. - He looks like a zombie. 1097 00:59:43,853 --> 00:59:45,063 Hello? 1098 00:59:45,146 --> 00:59:46,814 - Hello? - Hello. 1099 00:59:46,940 --> 00:59:49,817 - I need the toilet, open up! - Go deal with him. 1100 00:59:49,943 --> 00:59:51,486 Open the door. 1101 00:59:52,487 --> 00:59:56,449 - Can't you use the one upstairs? - I'm in a wheelchair, you fucking idiot! 1102 00:59:56,532 --> 00:59:57,825 How am I supposed to get up the goddamn stairs? 1103 00:59:57,951 --> 00:59:59,035 - What are we gonna do? - I don't know. 1104 00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:02,830 - Open the fucking door! - Let's put him behind the couch. 1105 01:00:03,331 --> 01:00:06,542 Shit. Man, I need the toilet. Open up. 1106 01:00:09,712 --> 01:00:11,005 Norman! 1107 01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:16,844 - Open the goddamn door! - Just a minute. I'm trying to find the key. 1108 01:00:16,970 --> 01:00:19,514 I need the toilet, you fat bastard. 1109 01:00:21,724 --> 01:00:23,810 - Sorry, sorry. - I'm just going across the room 1110 01:00:23,893 --> 01:00:25,770 to get the key, Uncle Russell. 1111 01:00:25,853 --> 01:00:29,023 So you could use the bathroom, 'cause I know you gotta doo-doo. 1112 01:00:29,148 --> 01:00:31,734 Now open the fucking door! Shit! Damn it. 1113 01:00:31,859 --> 01:00:34,195 What the hell is going on here? 1114 01:00:35,738 --> 01:00:37,031 Uncle Russell. 1115 01:00:37,407 --> 01:00:40,118 Get your ass out here. Uncle Russell nothing, man. Shit. 1116 01:00:40,368 --> 01:00:42,245 Come on, Aaron, think. 1117 01:00:42,370 --> 01:00:44,122 - I'm thinking, I'm thinking. - Well, you know what? 1118 01:00:44,205 --> 01:00:47,125 - Stop thinking and do something. - Why do I gotta do something? 1119 01:00:47,208 --> 01:00:49,752 - You the one that tied him up. - Well, somebody had to look out for Mama. 1120 01:00:49,877 --> 01:00:52,088 I been looking out for Mom since you got your book deal, 1121 01:00:52,213 --> 01:00:53,840 you pompous piece of shit. 1122 01:00:53,923 --> 01:00:55,258 You just can't get over it, can you? 1123 01:00:55,383 --> 01:00:59,429 You burning with jealousy, all because I left and did what you always wanted to do? 1124 01:00:59,554 --> 01:01:01,472 I couldn't just leave my family. 1125 01:01:01,556 --> 01:01:05,685 I got Mom, I got Dad, I got a wife. I got all sorts of responsibilities. 1126 01:01:05,768 --> 01:01:07,687 Don't put it off on responsibility. 1127 01:01:07,770 --> 01:01:11,024 You spent three years on a novel, and you won't let anybody read it. 1128 01:01:11,107 --> 01:01:13,026 What you gonna do? Wait until you're dead? 1129 01:01:13,109 --> 01:01:16,404 What you think you're gonna be, the Tupac of books? Makaveli? 1130 01:01:16,487 --> 01:01:20,283 At least I'm not some hack writing a bunch of crap, Mr Mama's Secret. 1131 01:01:20,408 --> 01:01:22,076 The secret is it sucks. 1132 01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:25,204 Mr Black Hurt, it hurts to read that shit. 1133 01:01:25,288 --> 01:01:30,251 Mr No Ink. Mr Blank Page. Ain't nothing there. Ain't nothing there. 1134 01:01:30,335 --> 01:01:31,836 At least my shit gets published. 1135 01:01:31,919 --> 01:01:33,463 That's what it's about, just getting published? 1136 01:01:33,588 --> 01:01:35,465 - Don't put your hand on me, Aaron. - I'll put my hand on you. 1137 01:01:35,590 --> 01:01:38,092 - Don't touch me, man. - I'll put my hand upside you. 1138 01:01:38,176 --> 01:01:39,677 - Is that what you... - I'm a hands-on motherfucker. 1139 01:01:39,761 --> 01:01:41,346 What you wanna do, punch me? Punch me in the face? 1140 01:01:41,429 --> 01:01:44,515 No. Why would I do that when I could do this? 1141 01:01:46,517 --> 01:01:49,687 - Here, look. How does that feel? - My ball. My ball. 1142 01:01:51,105 --> 01:01:52,774 I'm telling Mom. 1143 01:01:53,941 --> 01:01:55,151 - I'm telling Mom. - No, no. 1144 01:01:55,276 --> 01:01:57,445 Don't you tell Mama! Don't you tell Mama! 1145 01:01:57,528 --> 01:01:59,238 - Aaron, you wrong. - I got your black hurt. 1146 01:01:59,322 --> 01:02:00,406 - I got your... - Aaron. 1147 01:02:00,490 --> 01:02:02,116 - Go! Not now! - What is going on? 1148 01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:04,077 - Get a brick or something. - Why are you acting like this? 1149 01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:06,954 - Get off me. Tell her. - Tell me what? 1150 01:02:07,538 --> 01:02:09,791 - What? - Come here. 1151 01:02:12,377 --> 01:02:15,296 Remember the guy with the leather jacket? 1152 01:02:15,838 --> 01:02:17,256 Of course, yeah, your father's friend. 1153 01:02:17,340 --> 01:02:21,928 Okay, I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like him and Dad were... 1154 01:02:22,011 --> 01:02:24,097 Were being intimate. 1155 01:02:24,180 --> 01:02:27,183 - They were having sex, Michelle. - No. 1156 01:02:27,308 --> 01:02:31,437 - Yeah. - No. With him? Are you sure? 1157 01:02:31,521 --> 01:02:33,564 - I mean, maybe he's here making the... - We're sure. 1158 01:02:33,648 --> 01:02:35,858 And what makes things worse 1159 01:02:35,983 --> 01:02:39,070 is now this guy wants $30,000. - $30,000? 1160 01:02:39,153 --> 01:02:41,989 Or else he's gonna start showing pictures of them doing stuff. 1161 01:02:42,073 --> 01:02:45,076 - Stuff? Like what kind of stuff? - Sex stuff. 1162 01:02:48,496 --> 01:02:49,747 Oh, my! 1163 01:02:51,833 --> 01:02:53,000 - Okay. - Quickly! 1164 01:02:53,084 --> 01:02:55,169 - I got a goddamn torpedo coming down. - Wait a minute! 1165 01:02:55,253 --> 01:02:56,796 Get my pants. Get my... Take my pants down! 1166 01:02:56,879 --> 01:02:59,549 - You do that by yourself! - No. How can I? I'm incapable! 1167 01:02:59,632 --> 01:03:02,260 I'm goddamn handicapped! My drawers, my drawers. 1168 01:03:02,343 --> 01:03:04,011 - Don't leave me here... - No, who calls them drawers? 1169 01:03:04,095 --> 01:03:08,182 My drawers! My drawers! Come on! Am I there? Come on. Shit. 1170 01:03:08,266 --> 01:03:09,809 Wait a minute. 1171 01:03:10,101 --> 01:03:12,979 - That's the snake in my mouth. - Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 1172 01:03:13,062 --> 01:03:16,232 - No! No! My hand is stuck! - How you get your hand... 1173 01:03:16,315 --> 01:03:19,902 - I love these padded seats. - No! No, my hand is stuck! 1174 01:03:19,986 --> 01:03:22,113 No, Uncle Russell! Please! 1175 01:03:31,414 --> 01:03:34,125 Please come off. Please come off, man. 1176 01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:38,004 How does something like that happen? Oh, my... 1177 01:03:38,087 --> 01:03:39,714 Norman. Norman! 1178 01:03:41,215 --> 01:03:43,968 Jeff, please, get me a towel. Please. 1179 01:03:45,470 --> 01:03:47,638 - What? - You missed a spot. 1180 01:03:48,723 --> 01:03:54,353 No! No! No! Please, God. No! 1181 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:02,320 - Norman. Norman, calm down. Calm down. - No! No! 1182 01:04:02,403 --> 01:04:04,155 I think I got some of it in my mouth. 1183 01:04:05,198 --> 01:04:07,909 Norman! Pull yourself together! 1184 01:04:07,992 --> 01:04:11,662 Would you rather be shitty-mouthed or get caught? Think. 1185 01:04:12,497 --> 01:04:14,207 You right, you right. I'm gonna get myself together. 1186 01:04:14,290 --> 01:04:16,959 Everything is copastetic. I'm gonna forget about the poop in my mouth. 1187 01:04:17,043 --> 01:04:22,173 - I'm just gonna hold my breath for a second. - It never was there, never was there. 1188 01:04:23,216 --> 01:04:24,759 - Shit. - Oh, no. 1189 01:04:26,010 --> 01:04:28,262 How the... How the... How the fuck did he... 1190 01:04:28,346 --> 01:04:31,015 - Check him. - Hey, hey, hey. Hey, buddy? 1191 01:04:31,098 --> 01:04:33,100 Hey. Are you okay, man? 1192 01:04:34,685 --> 01:04:36,020 Oh, shit. 1193 01:04:38,272 --> 01:04:40,775 - Hey, buddy. - Check him. 1194 01:04:40,858 --> 01:04:43,152 - You okay? - Wake up. Come on, wake up, little buddy. 1195 01:04:43,236 --> 01:04:45,363 - What's his name? - I don't know. 1196 01:04:45,446 --> 01:04:47,156 - Larry, try Larry. - Larry? 1197 01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,033 Shake him. 1198 01:04:49,116 --> 01:04:50,576 - Hey, hey, Larry? - Come on. 1199 01:04:50,660 --> 01:04:53,704 - Yo, Larry? - Maybe it's not Larry. 1200 01:04:53,788 --> 01:04:56,499 Try another one. Bert, Ernie, I don't know, Big Bird, whatever. 1201 01:04:56,582 --> 01:04:57,667 I'm gonna check to see if he's breathing, 1202 01:04:57,750 --> 01:04:59,377 'cause that's what people do when they're alive, right? 1203 01:04:59,460 --> 01:05:02,255 I'm gonna check to make sure he's breathing, 'cause he's gotta be breathing. 1204 01:05:02,338 --> 01:05:04,799 Lord Jesus, please let him be breathing. He's not breathing. 1205 01:05:04,882 --> 01:05:06,425 - Shit. - What? 1206 01:05:08,761 --> 01:05:10,263 He's dead. 1207 01:05:11,806 --> 01:05:15,434 We're just gonna give this guy half the money we saved. 1208 01:05:15,518 --> 01:05:17,270 - It's not quite that simple. - Well, why not? 1209 01:05:17,353 --> 01:05:18,437 Aaron refused to pay. 1210 01:05:18,521 --> 01:05:20,982 - Well, how come you couldn't pay, Ryan? - That's not the point. 1211 01:05:21,065 --> 01:05:23,776 Besides, the only reason Aaron tore up the cheque 1212 01:05:23,859 --> 01:05:26,779 is because little man was talking shit about his novel. 1213 01:05:26,862 --> 01:05:29,490 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, no. - Wait. What? 1214 01:05:30,575 --> 01:05:32,410 Your novel? 1215 01:05:32,493 --> 01:05:36,247 You won't let me read your novel, but you let that guy read your novel? 1216 01:05:36,330 --> 01:05:38,416 - I didn't let him. - Really? 1217 01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:40,418 Really, Aaron? Really? 1218 01:05:44,297 --> 01:05:45,798 Thanks a lot. 1219 01:05:46,674 --> 01:05:49,302 Let her go. She'll get over it. 1220 01:05:50,011 --> 01:05:53,806 Hey. At least that white guy finally got what he deserved. 1221 01:05:55,349 --> 01:05:56,809 Let me get this straight. 1222 01:05:56,892 --> 01:06:01,856 Our father was having gay sex with a guy that could fit in his pocket, 1223 01:06:01,939 --> 01:06:03,983 and you're mad 'cause he's white? 1224 01:06:04,066 --> 01:06:08,195 I don't give a fuck 'cause... Leave me be. I'm grieving. 1225 01:06:08,696 --> 01:06:09,864 Grieving. 1226 01:06:12,533 --> 01:06:14,410 Hey, hi. 1227 01:06:15,870 --> 01:06:18,372 What the fuck is he doing now? 1228 01:06:18,456 --> 01:06:22,126 Norman. Why are you grinning like Louis Armstrong? 1229 01:06:22,209 --> 01:06:26,005 Aaron, Ryan, could you please come to the study? 1230 01:06:30,301 --> 01:06:32,011 Smells like shit. 1231 01:06:33,054 --> 01:06:34,138 Excuse me. 1232 01:06:37,558 --> 01:06:40,561 What? Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1233 01:06:40,645 --> 01:06:43,189 Somebody call an ambulance. Get an... Get an ambulance. 1234 01:06:43,272 --> 01:06:45,775 It's... It's... There's no point. 1235 01:06:46,108 --> 01:06:47,860 What do you mean, there's no point? 1236 01:06:47,943 --> 01:06:49,945 I mean, look at him, Aaron. He's dead. 1237 01:06:50,029 --> 01:06:51,530 You mean, like dead dead? 1238 01:06:51,614 --> 01:06:53,866 - Is there any other kind of dead, Aaron? - What did y'all do to him? 1239 01:06:53,949 --> 01:06:55,826 - We didn't do nothing. - Well, you must've done something. 1240 01:06:55,910 --> 01:06:57,286 When we left, he was alive, 1241 01:06:57,370 --> 01:07:00,206 and I was expecting to find him that way when I got back. 1242 01:07:00,289 --> 01:07:04,043 He got in a fight with the table and the table won. 1243 01:07:04,126 --> 01:07:05,252 - This is really bad. - Yeah. 1244 01:07:05,336 --> 01:07:07,380 - Guys, what are we gonna do? - About 25 to life. 1245 01:07:07,463 --> 01:07:09,423 I think I have somewhere else to be right now. 1246 01:07:09,507 --> 01:07:11,801 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1247 01:07:11,884 --> 01:07:13,844 Ryan, I can't go to jail. I'm not jail type. 1248 01:07:13,928 --> 01:07:16,639 You know how fast a rash spreads in prison? 1249 01:07:16,722 --> 01:07:19,433 Cut that shit out. No one here knows who this guy is. 1250 01:07:19,517 --> 01:07:22,186 Nobody knows his name. They probably didn't even notice him. 1251 01:07:22,269 --> 01:07:24,730 Didn't notice him? He's four fucking feet tall. 1252 01:07:24,814 --> 01:07:26,399 All we gotta do is get rid of the body. 1253 01:07:26,482 --> 01:07:28,109 - It'll be like he came and left. - What are you gonna do, 1254 01:07:28,192 --> 01:07:29,402 put it on Craigslist? 1255 01:07:29,485 --> 01:07:32,446 Takes me two months to get rid of a couch! 1256 01:07:33,030 --> 01:07:34,198 Wait. 1257 01:07:35,574 --> 01:07:38,911 Did anybody see the size of Uncle Edward's coffin? 1258 01:07:41,747 --> 01:07:45,209 You wanna bury him with our father? 1259 01:07:45,292 --> 01:07:48,212 I mean, why not? It's not like anybody's gonna notice. 1260 01:07:48,295 --> 01:07:49,547 - Come on. - Wait a minute. 1261 01:07:49,630 --> 01:07:52,466 You gotta admit it makes sense, Aaron. I mean, think about it. 1262 01:07:52,591 --> 01:07:55,136 The coffin's here, the hole's in the ground. 1263 01:07:55,261 --> 01:07:58,055 I mean, unless you got a better suggestion, big bro. 1264 01:07:58,139 --> 01:08:00,474 I say we bury the motherfucker. 1265 01:08:00,599 --> 01:08:05,062 It's funny. No matter what you say or how many times you say it, 1266 01:08:05,146 --> 01:08:08,733 I'm still convinced that we're gonna wind up together. 1267 01:08:09,984 --> 01:08:11,902 Well, we all make mistakes, don't we? 1268 01:08:11,986 --> 01:08:14,655 Elaine, I'm serious. You only live once. All right? 1269 01:08:14,739 --> 01:08:17,575 So, you might as well do whatever it is that's gonna make you the most happy. 1270 01:08:17,658 --> 01:08:21,412 Maybe I found something outside of myself that I truly care about. 1271 01:08:21,495 --> 01:08:23,497 And maybe you should, too, Derek. 1272 01:08:23,622 --> 01:08:26,917 And I'm not talking about my father or his money. 1273 01:08:27,668 --> 01:08:31,672 Well, that's just... That's just downright cold. 1274 01:08:31,756 --> 01:08:35,342 - I care about you, Elaine. - You don't, Derek. You care about you. 1275 01:08:35,468 --> 01:08:38,179 You care about me in relation to how I affect you. 1276 01:08:38,262 --> 01:08:41,348 Not true, Elaine. I deserve you. I do. 1277 01:08:41,432 --> 01:08:42,767 - Get over yourself. - I'm serious. 1278 01:08:42,850 --> 01:08:45,436 What is it about this guy? What does he have that I don't? 1279 01:08:45,519 --> 01:08:47,271 Not success, right? Right? 1280 01:08:47,354 --> 01:08:49,356 Well, for one thing, he's caring. 1281 01:08:49,440 --> 01:08:50,608 - Come on. - You wouldn't cross a room 1282 01:08:50,691 --> 01:08:51,776 to help somebody in need, 1283 01:08:51,859 --> 01:08:53,694 and that's all Oscar ever does. - Come on. 1284 01:08:53,819 --> 01:08:56,447 He helps people. He's considerate. 1285 01:08:56,530 --> 01:08:58,699 - He's thoughtful. He's stable. - Yeah? 1286 01:08:58,783 --> 01:09:00,951 He's a bunch of things that you will never be. 1287 01:09:01,035 --> 01:09:02,703 - Like naked on the roof. - What? 1288 01:09:02,828 --> 01:09:03,954 Boy. 1289 01:09:05,372 --> 01:09:06,457 Oh, my God! Oscar! 1290 01:09:06,540 --> 01:09:08,876 Listen to me, I should've done this hours ago. 1291 01:09:09,001 --> 01:09:10,127 What are you doing? 1292 01:09:10,211 --> 01:09:13,172 - I don't know, but come here. - Stop it! No! 1293 01:09:16,509 --> 01:09:19,887 - Elaine? Oh, God. - Get off me! 1294 01:09:20,012 --> 01:09:21,138 - Elaine! - Oh, my God! 1295 01:09:21,222 --> 01:09:23,224 - Seriously. - Oscar! 1296 01:09:23,307 --> 01:09:26,143 Oscar, it's okay. What are you doing? 1297 01:09:26,227 --> 01:09:27,728 - Could've had something beautiful, Elaine... - Oscar! 1298 01:09:27,853 --> 01:09:31,148 but you had to ruin it. Not even bleeding. You hit like a girl. 1299 01:09:31,232 --> 01:09:33,150 Oscar! What are you doing? 1300 01:09:33,234 --> 01:09:34,568 - What am I doing? - What are you doing? 1301 01:09:34,693 --> 01:09:35,820 - I saw you kissing him. - No! 1302 01:09:35,903 --> 01:09:37,071 - No, I wasn't kissing him! - Yes, I just saw it. 1303 01:09:37,196 --> 01:09:38,906 - You just kissed him! - No, I didn't kiss him, 1304 01:09:38,989 --> 01:09:40,074 - I swear to you. - One more thing, Elaine. 1305 01:09:40,157 --> 01:09:41,575 - You're a cheater. - Shut up and get out of here! 1306 01:09:41,659 --> 01:09:43,244 She cheated on me. I'm gonna jump. 1307 01:09:43,369 --> 01:09:46,247 - No! Honey! Honey, please, calm down. - That's it. I'm gonna go talk to Norman. 1308 01:09:46,372 --> 01:09:47,414 You guys are perfect for each other. 1309 01:09:47,540 --> 01:09:48,916 - You have drugs in your system. - I'm gonna jump. 1310 01:09:49,041 --> 01:09:50,501 Oscar. No! 1311 01:09:50,584 --> 01:09:53,587 Oscar, get back here! Honey, please! 1312 01:09:53,838 --> 01:09:55,923 - I'm gonna jump. - Oscar, you're gonna hurt yourself. 1313 01:09:56,006 --> 01:09:59,176 Oscar! Oh, my God! 1314 01:09:59,260 --> 01:10:03,097 - Oscar, are you okay? - I'm fine, I'm okay. 1315 01:10:03,222 --> 01:10:07,184 Look at all you ants. Shit. 1316 01:10:07,268 --> 01:10:10,604 Shit, this is high up. Jesus Christ. 1317 01:10:11,897 --> 01:10:14,650 So, how we gonna get him to the coffin? 1318 01:10:15,234 --> 01:10:17,611 What about that Louis Vuitton bag you brought? 1319 01:10:17,736 --> 01:10:19,530 We could fit two of him in there. 1320 01:10:19,613 --> 01:10:23,909 You know, Aaron, this ain't about us. Okay? Come on, y'all, think. 1321 01:10:26,245 --> 01:10:29,456 - We should smuggle him in the laundry bag. - Wow. 1322 01:10:30,583 --> 01:10:33,168 Like they do in the prison movies. 1323 01:10:33,294 --> 01:10:36,463 - Norman, it's Derek, let me in. - Shit! 1324 01:10:36,589 --> 01:10:38,257 - All right, let's put him in the bathroom. - Norman! 1325 01:10:38,340 --> 01:10:40,175 - Hold on! - Norman. 1326 01:10:40,301 --> 01:10:42,469 Hold on! I'm trying to find my pants! 1327 01:10:42,595 --> 01:10:44,555 - What pants? - Hold on! 1328 01:10:44,638 --> 01:10:47,433 Man, open the door. It's an emergency. 1329 01:10:47,975 --> 01:10:49,101 - Norman, please, let me in. - Shit. 1330 01:10:49,184 --> 01:10:51,186 What the hell? Aaron? 1331 01:10:51,312 --> 01:10:53,147 What the hell's Uncle Russell doing in the toilet? 1332 01:10:53,272 --> 01:10:56,025 - He had to go! - I don't care, not in there, not now. 1333 01:10:56,150 --> 01:10:58,277 - What the hell's wrong with you? - That's how I got old man poop... 1334 01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:01,322 Aaron? Open the door. Let me in. 1335 01:11:03,490 --> 01:11:04,617 - Hey, hey. - Hey, Aaron. 1336 01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:07,036 I gotta talk to Norman right now. 1337 01:11:07,494 --> 01:11:08,871 Yeah, I'm here. What's up? 1338 01:11:08,996 --> 01:11:12,166 Hey, man, it's Oscar. He went crazy. He's up... 1339 01:11:12,291 --> 01:11:15,085 - The hell's going on in here? - Nothing. What? 1340 01:11:15,169 --> 01:11:18,756 It's Oscar, man. He went crazy. He's up on the roof, stark naked. 1341 01:11:18,839 --> 01:11:21,175 He saw me kissing Elaine and now he's threatening to jump. 1342 01:11:21,342 --> 01:11:25,679 - You were kissing Elaine? - Yeah, I told you she was in love with me. 1343 01:11:26,889 --> 01:11:28,557 - Shit! - What? 1344 01:11:28,682 --> 01:11:30,017 I gotta... I gotta go. 1345 01:11:30,142 --> 01:11:33,103 - Whoa, hold up. Where you going, big boy? - Ry, Ry, if he jumps, 1346 01:11:33,187 --> 01:11:34,313 my sister's gonna kill me. 1347 01:11:34,396 --> 01:11:36,649 You know I wouldn't jump ship, but I gotta go. Aaron, I'm out. 1348 01:11:36,732 --> 01:11:40,361 Shit! I gotta go. Lock up. Don't kill anybody. 1349 01:11:44,657 --> 01:11:47,785 - She's cheating on me! That girl right there. - Please, come down, baby. 1350 01:11:47,868 --> 01:11:50,287 - I'm gonna jump now. - Oscar. Oscar, what are you doing? 1351 01:11:50,371 --> 01:11:51,497 - She cheated on me! - Oscar. 1352 01:11:51,580 --> 01:11:54,291 I didn't do anything! He kissed me! 1353 01:11:54,416 --> 01:11:56,085 Oscar! Try to get down. 1354 01:11:56,210 --> 01:11:57,878 Please, come down, baby. 1355 01:11:57,962 --> 01:12:00,047 - I don't want you to hurt yourself. - I saw you kissing him, 1356 01:12:00,130 --> 01:12:01,882 cheating on me right in front of me. What was that? 1357 01:12:01,966 --> 01:12:04,468 - Can we just talk about it in here? - Cheater, cheater, Derek eater, 1358 01:12:04,551 --> 01:12:07,388 had a dada, something, something. - Oscar, please! 1359 01:12:07,471 --> 01:12:11,767 You be quiet, Jezebel! Cheaters never win, winners never cheat. 1360 01:12:11,892 --> 01:12:13,602 - I'm coming up. - No, ma'am. 1361 01:12:13,727 --> 01:12:14,770 You don't wanna come back inside, 1362 01:12:14,895 --> 01:12:17,147 so I'm coming up. - Elaine, this is a man's job! 1363 01:12:17,231 --> 01:12:20,109 - You can't... Don't come up here! - Don't do that! What are you doing? 1364 01:12:20,234 --> 01:12:22,444 - Elaine. Elaine! - You come up here, I'm jumping. 1365 01:12:22,569 --> 01:12:25,489 One more step, I'm... I'm jumping off this roof. 1366 01:12:25,572 --> 01:12:27,658 - Elaine! - Elaine. 1367 01:12:27,741 --> 01:12:29,785 - Elaine! - Don't come up here! I'm gonna jump. 1368 01:12:29,910 --> 01:12:31,578 What are you doing? Elaine! 1369 01:12:31,662 --> 01:12:33,455 - Hey. - Hey! 1370 01:12:33,580 --> 01:12:35,290 - God, what are you doing now? - Hey, hey, hey. 1371 01:12:35,416 --> 01:12:37,960 I think I can get rid of this guy, but I need you to stay out here 1372 01:12:38,085 --> 01:12:39,795 and make sure that nobody comes in, okay? 1373 01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:41,547 Okay, fine, fine, fine. I'll do what I can. 1374 01:12:41,630 --> 01:12:43,298 - But, listen, you owe me. - Okay. 1375 01:12:43,424 --> 01:12:44,967 - Big time. - Okay, okay, all the sperm you want. 1376 01:12:45,092 --> 01:12:46,552 - All the sperm you want. - Yeah, please. 1377 01:12:46,635 --> 01:12:48,679 - Don't. - All the sperm I want. All the sperm I want. 1378 01:12:48,804 --> 01:12:49,930 Okay. 1379 01:12:54,768 --> 01:12:56,145 - Who is it? - It's Aaron. 1380 01:12:56,270 --> 01:12:58,981 Who do you think it is? Open the door. 1381 01:13:01,483 --> 01:13:04,820 Everybody's outside. We gotta move this body right now. 1382 01:13:04,945 --> 01:13:06,447 - Well, let's do it. - Let's go for it. 1383 01:13:06,530 --> 01:13:08,657 - Let me get my arms up. - Come on. Come on. 1384 01:13:08,782 --> 01:13:10,451 - You got that? - Be gentle, be gentle. 1385 01:13:10,534 --> 01:13:12,619 Just because he's dead don't mean he can't bruise. 1386 01:13:12,703 --> 01:13:15,831 - He's small, but he's heavy as shit. - You turn him around this way. 1387 01:13:15,956 --> 01:13:17,249 - Come on. You go first. - Be careful with his head. 1388 01:13:17,332 --> 01:13:18,459 - All right. - Be careful with his head. 1389 01:13:18,542 --> 01:13:20,794 I wish Dad would've picked a smaller guy. 1390 01:13:20,878 --> 01:13:22,129 Quick. 1391 01:13:23,881 --> 01:13:25,132 Quick. 1392 01:13:25,215 --> 01:13:27,051 You got it. Come on. 1393 01:13:28,218 --> 01:13:30,721 - Make sure no one comes in. - Okay. 1394 01:13:35,976 --> 01:13:38,145 Hey there, young fellow. 1395 01:13:38,228 --> 01:13:40,230 - Hey, Reverend! - You think I can find a phone somewhere? 1396 01:13:40,314 --> 01:13:41,440 There's something I wanna ask you. 1397 01:13:41,523 --> 01:13:43,859 At what age did you decide to get your church on? 1398 01:13:44,026 --> 01:13:47,029 Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out. 1399 01:13:48,363 --> 01:13:50,532 - I really need to use the phone. - That's cool. 1400 01:13:50,616 --> 01:13:52,743 - Was there one inside here? - No, there's no one inside there, 1401 01:13:52,826 --> 01:13:54,078 but I need to make a confession. 1402 01:13:54,161 --> 01:13:57,081 - I'm not a priest. - That's all right, 'cause I'm not a Catholic! 1403 01:13:57,164 --> 01:14:01,585 It's just that, I know that I've been touched in some religious fashion. 1404 01:14:12,638 --> 01:14:13,722 I'm addicted to strip clubs. 1405 01:14:13,806 --> 01:14:17,935 The smell, the pole, the stretch marks, the C-section scars. 1406 01:14:18,018 --> 01:14:22,356 I didn't know nothing about whip cream. Nothing! I didn't even... 'Cause I'm diabetic, 1407 01:14:22,439 --> 01:14:25,150 so if I eat whip cream in the wrong place, I'm gonna break out. 1408 01:14:29,488 --> 01:14:30,823 - Got him? - Got him. 1409 01:14:38,914 --> 01:14:41,458 We can't just leave him like this. 1410 01:14:45,003 --> 01:14:47,548 Well, in a strange way, this might be what he wanted. 1411 01:14:47,631 --> 01:14:51,718 Come on, man. You can't be serious for one damn second? 1412 01:14:51,802 --> 01:14:55,264 Just forget it, man. That's just more Ryan bullshit. 1413 01:14:55,347 --> 01:14:57,850 Why you gotta say shit like that? 1414 01:14:58,433 --> 01:15:01,353 Why don't you try laughing, enjoying life? 1415 01:15:01,436 --> 01:15:03,438 Be spontaneous for once. 1416 01:15:03,522 --> 01:15:06,066 It might make you a better writer. 1417 01:15:06,358 --> 01:15:08,360 - You done? - Yeah, I'm done. 1418 01:15:08,443 --> 01:15:09,987 Let's do this. 1419 01:15:10,571 --> 01:15:13,282 Just this light came down on me, and there was angels, 1420 01:15:13,365 --> 01:15:14,741 but they were dressed like strippers. - Look, look, 1421 01:15:14,825 --> 01:15:17,202 I really need to make a phone call. There's a man outside on the roof 1422 01:15:17,286 --> 01:15:18,453 and he's about to jump. - Don't worry about it. 1423 01:15:18,537 --> 01:15:20,831 - He gonna be jumping for joy after I get... - Wait, wait, hey! 1424 01:15:20,914 --> 01:15:23,542 But, Reverend, I haven't finished telling you. 1425 01:15:23,625 --> 01:15:26,503 - I met Shalawnda in the strip club. - Let's pray. 1426 01:15:27,546 --> 01:15:28,881 Bye, Dad. 1427 01:15:34,052 --> 01:15:35,637 - Oscar... - Don't come any closer, 1428 01:15:35,721 --> 01:15:38,348 or I'm gonna jump off this roof. - I love you. I only love you. 1429 01:15:38,432 --> 01:15:40,475 - What were you doing with him, then? - I wasn't with him. 1430 01:15:40,559 --> 01:15:43,061 - I saw you kissing him passionately. - He kissed me! 1431 01:15:43,145 --> 01:15:44,938 It doesn't matter. I'll never be good enough. 1432 01:15:45,022 --> 01:15:46,940 - That's not true. - I'll never be good enough for your father. 1433 01:15:47,024 --> 01:15:49,318 - I'm never gonna be good enough for you. - Baby, come inside, please. 1434 01:15:49,401 --> 01:15:51,486 - No, you go inside. - You have to come with me. 1435 01:15:51,570 --> 01:15:53,071 Why should I? 1436 01:15:53,906 --> 01:15:56,408 Because you're gonna be a father. 1437 01:16:00,078 --> 01:16:01,830 - I'm pregnant? - No. 1438 01:16:03,123 --> 01:16:06,084 - I'm pregnant. - You're pregnant, too? 1439 01:16:07,753 --> 01:16:10,589 Yes. We're pregnant. 1440 01:16:10,672 --> 01:16:12,883 - We're gonna have a baby? - Yeah. 1441 01:16:12,966 --> 01:16:14,218 Really? 1442 01:16:16,929 --> 01:16:20,140 Baby, you scared me. Don't do that. 1443 01:16:20,891 --> 01:16:22,726 We're having a baby! 1444 01:16:24,853 --> 01:16:26,730 - Great. - It's okay. 1445 01:16:26,813 --> 01:16:28,982 I wish somebody would give me a baby. 1446 01:16:29,066 --> 01:16:30,525 You blew it, son! 1447 01:16:30,609 --> 01:16:32,903 This is... It's upsetting for me, too. 1448 01:16:32,986 --> 01:16:34,696 I'm gonna go check on Cynthia. 1449 01:16:34,780 --> 01:16:38,617 Aaron? Hurry up! People are coming inside! 1450 01:16:38,784 --> 01:16:41,328 Aaron! Is he gone? 1451 01:16:42,663 --> 01:16:45,499 - Looks like it. - Well, everything's cool? 1452 01:16:45,874 --> 01:16:48,001 Everything's cool. It's... 1453 01:16:48,752 --> 01:16:49,836 - Cool. - Yeah. 1454 01:16:50,420 --> 01:16:51,588 - Can we go now? - Yeah. 1455 01:16:51,672 --> 01:16:53,298 - Okay. - Okay. 1456 01:16:54,758 --> 01:16:56,134 Oh, my God! 1457 01:16:56,218 --> 01:16:58,679 Oscar, hold on! Oh, my God! 1458 01:16:58,762 --> 01:17:00,806 Honey. Oh, shit. 1459 01:17:00,889 --> 01:17:02,599 - Jeff! - Fuck! 1460 01:17:02,683 --> 01:17:05,143 - Jeff! Jeff, help me, please! - Stay... Stay right... Stay right there! 1461 01:17:05,227 --> 01:17:06,979 - Elaine, stay right there! - Be careful, he's on something. 1462 01:17:07,062 --> 01:17:08,146 - I got him, I got him. - Okay? 1463 01:17:08,230 --> 01:17:10,357 Someone's coming up. You're gonna be fine. 1464 01:17:10,440 --> 01:17:12,067 - Jeff! - I'm slipping, I'm slipping. 1465 01:17:12,150 --> 01:17:14,069 Pull yourself back up! 1466 01:17:15,445 --> 01:17:17,322 Jeff! Jeff, hurry up! 1467 01:17:18,407 --> 01:17:20,993 - Pull yourself back up! - Okay, I can't do it. 1468 01:17:21,076 --> 01:17:23,245 - Somebody, help me, please! - Help me! 1469 01:17:23,328 --> 01:17:24,538 - Jeff! - Jeff! 1470 01:17:24,621 --> 01:17:26,164 - Oscar, I'm coming! - Come on. 1471 01:17:26,248 --> 01:17:27,457 Oscar! 1472 01:17:29,334 --> 01:17:32,713 Baby, please, help me, help me. I can't hold you. 1473 01:17:32,838 --> 01:17:34,840 - Who's that? - I got him. I got him. 1474 01:17:34,923 --> 01:17:37,175 - Jeff! It's Jeff! - Jeff? 1475 01:17:37,259 --> 01:17:39,344 My manhood is being questioned right now. 1476 01:17:39,428 --> 01:17:42,055 Just... Come on. 1477 01:17:42,139 --> 01:17:44,308 - You have him? - Yeah, it's on my cheek. 1478 01:17:44,391 --> 01:17:45,976 - Okay. I'm letting go now! - It's on my cheek, Elaine. 1479 01:17:46,059 --> 01:17:48,395 - You're okay, Jeff has you. - He's incredibly endowed. 1480 01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:50,731 I could use some help here, please. 1481 01:17:50,856 --> 01:17:52,733 - Yeah. - I got you, buddy. 1482 01:17:52,816 --> 01:17:54,484 - You're so beautiful. - Okay, I love you. 1483 01:17:54,568 --> 01:17:55,986 I love you! 1484 01:18:00,532 --> 01:18:02,242 Hi, Miss Cynthia. 1485 01:18:02,909 --> 01:18:04,161 Norman. 1486 01:18:05,579 --> 01:18:07,039 Is that you? 1487 01:18:08,749 --> 01:18:10,083 Aaron? 1488 01:18:10,167 --> 01:18:13,920 - Aaron, I really think we should start again. - I'll get the reverend. 1489 01:18:14,046 --> 01:18:17,174 Ryan, thank you so much for getting things back on track. 1490 01:18:17,257 --> 01:18:19,718 I am really so glad you're here. 1491 01:18:24,097 --> 01:18:26,016 Where's Uncle Russell? 1492 01:18:27,559 --> 01:18:29,269 I'm starting to feel better. 1493 01:18:29,353 --> 01:18:32,022 - Good. - Thanks to you. And you. 1494 01:18:32,606 --> 01:18:35,776 And you, Jeff. Thank you. 1495 01:18:35,859 --> 01:18:37,527 Thank you, Jeff. 1496 01:18:39,529 --> 01:18:43,116 - That was very brave. - Hey. Whoa, whoa. 1497 01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:47,954 Listen, no of fence, but, like, me and you can't never touch again. 1498 01:18:48,288 --> 01:18:49,748 - Okay. - Okay. 1499 01:18:51,708 --> 01:18:52,793 - Jeff. - All right. 1500 01:18:52,876 --> 01:18:54,127 Thank you. 1501 01:18:54,211 --> 01:18:57,547 I need to go get, like, a big-ass Tic Tac right now. 1502 01:18:58,590 --> 01:19:01,134 Oh, God. Oh, baby. 1503 01:19:02,469 --> 01:19:05,138 - Oh, shit. - Jeff... 1504 01:19:06,473 --> 01:19:10,477 I'm sorry, Dad. I'm just... I'm just real vulnerable right now. 1505 01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:11,561 Do you have those buttons there? 1506 01:19:11,645 --> 01:19:12,896 - Yeah. - Okay. 1507 01:19:12,979 --> 01:19:14,731 - Elaine. - Dad. 1508 01:19:14,815 --> 01:19:17,484 - Thank God you're safe. - Yes. We're good. 1509 01:19:17,567 --> 01:19:21,071 And you. You imbecile. What the hell is wrong with you? 1510 01:19:21,154 --> 01:19:22,239 Stay away from my daughter. 1511 01:19:22,322 --> 01:19:24,908 - Look, Dad... - Elaine, stay out of this. 1512 01:19:24,991 --> 01:19:28,328 No! I'm not gonna stay out of it. This is my life. 1513 01:19:29,246 --> 01:19:32,666 You don't like it, too bad. But I'm gonna tell you something. 1514 01:19:32,791 --> 01:19:34,751 If you wanna have me and my child in your life, 1515 01:19:34,835 --> 01:19:37,963 you better change your attitude. You got that? 1516 01:19:40,382 --> 01:19:43,385 - I love you. - My little girl. 1517 01:19:44,678 --> 01:19:45,846 Yeah. 1518 01:19:47,556 --> 01:19:49,474 I love you, too, Dad. 1519 01:19:52,686 --> 01:19:54,688 What the fuck's going on in here? 1520 01:19:54,813 --> 01:19:56,940 - Sorry, Uncle Russell. - Yeah, sorry about that. 1521 01:19:57,023 --> 01:20:00,318 Somebody was on the roof, and we just had to get him off. 1522 01:20:00,402 --> 01:20:02,446 Okay, I got your pants. I got your pants. Hold on. 1523 01:20:02,529 --> 01:20:05,824 Never mind that. What about that dead body you dragged in here? 1524 01:20:05,907 --> 01:20:07,075 - What... - Dead body? 1525 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:08,910 - No dead body. - Hey, don't mess with me! 1526 01:20:09,035 --> 01:20:12,164 I know a dead man when I see one. I live in a goddamn retirement home. 1527 01:20:12,247 --> 01:20:14,541 Let's go, God damn it. It smells in this room. Shit! 1528 01:20:15,375 --> 01:20:18,170 - How's the... How's the skin thing? - I don't know. 1529 01:20:18,253 --> 01:20:21,381 I'm more concerned with the shit smell. Can you tell? 1530 01:20:21,506 --> 01:20:25,385 Yeah, yeah, but the thing on your hand, you just put a little vinegar on it. 1531 01:20:25,510 --> 01:20:27,429 That'll clear it right up. It's an old family secret. 1532 01:20:27,554 --> 01:20:30,223 The shit thing, I can't help you with. 1533 01:20:30,390 --> 01:20:32,559 I would recommend a shower or a bath. 1534 01:20:32,684 --> 01:20:34,728 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 1535 01:20:35,353 --> 01:20:38,607 - I'm sorry about the whole Elaine thing, man. - It's okay. 1536 01:20:38,732 --> 01:20:42,152 Did you hear she's gonna have a kid? Can you see me as a dad? 1537 01:20:42,235 --> 01:20:43,570 - No. - No. 1538 01:20:45,530 --> 01:20:47,115 Well, this shit's been crazy. 1539 01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:52,204 You have people falling out of the casket, you got people hanging off the roof. 1540 01:20:52,787 --> 01:20:54,080 Can I have the keys? I'm gonna go wait in the car. 1541 01:20:54,206 --> 01:20:55,832 - What? - I'm just tired. 1542 01:20:55,916 --> 01:20:58,210 - Okay. - Okay. 1543 01:20:58,293 --> 01:20:59,419 Hey. 1544 01:21:01,087 --> 01:21:03,298 - Love you. - Hey, I love you, too. 1545 01:21:03,423 --> 01:21:05,425 I saw him! He was dead! 1546 01:21:05,967 --> 01:21:08,261 - I know you did, Uncle Russell. We all did. - Shit. 1547 01:21:08,386 --> 01:21:12,516 No, dumbshit. In the bathroom. He was in the bathroom dead. 1548 01:21:12,599 --> 01:21:15,852 I cannot believe what a nightmare today has been. 1549 01:21:15,936 --> 01:21:19,773 I don't know, I think it's kind of exciting. For a funeral. 1550 01:21:21,483 --> 01:21:26,780 - Listen, about that stuff earlier, I... - I know, we'll work it out. 1551 01:21:27,072 --> 01:21:28,657 - Agreed? - Agreed. 1552 01:21:28,782 --> 01:21:29,783 Let's just get through this day 1553 01:21:29,908 --> 01:21:32,702 and then we'll worry about the rest of our lives. 1554 01:21:32,786 --> 01:21:34,871 I still have to give this eulogy. 1555 01:21:34,955 --> 01:21:37,249 After everything I found out. 1556 01:21:37,332 --> 01:21:40,627 We've really got to get this damn thing started. 1557 01:21:41,294 --> 01:21:44,506 Look, we're gonna have to zip through this thing now, son. 1558 01:21:44,631 --> 01:21:46,466 I mean, I've already missed a funeral and two christenings. 1559 01:21:46,550 --> 01:21:50,262 - Yeah, yeah, sure. Let's... Let's start. - Okay. You want a open casket? 1560 01:21:50,345 --> 01:21:51,638 - No! - No. 1561 01:21:52,305 --> 01:21:53,682 All right. 1562 01:21:55,809 --> 01:21:58,061 Everybody in their seats now. 1563 01:21:58,478 --> 01:21:59,729 - You with the hat? - Yeah? 1564 01:21:59,813 --> 01:22:01,106 Sit on down. 1565 01:22:01,189 --> 01:22:04,025 Now, I'd like to apologise on behalf of the family 1566 01:22:04,150 --> 01:22:06,861 for all of the distractions. 1567 01:22:07,862 --> 01:22:12,325 Aaron, the oldest son, would like to say a few words about his father. 1568 01:22:13,326 --> 01:22:14,703 Thank you. 1569 01:22:23,086 --> 01:22:24,254 Okay. 1570 01:22:26,214 --> 01:22:30,677 "My father was an exceptional man. 1571 01:22:38,226 --> 01:22:41,271 "He was born in 19..." 1572 01:22:43,064 --> 01:22:45,734 - What the hell is going on now? - There's someone in there. 1573 01:22:45,859 --> 01:22:48,111 I knew it! I knew it! 1574 01:22:48,194 --> 01:22:52,699 "He was born in 1930..." 1575 01:22:54,409 --> 01:22:55,577 Shit. 1576 01:22:56,745 --> 01:22:57,912 Shit. 1577 01:22:59,914 --> 01:23:01,583 What the fuck! 1578 01:23:01,708 --> 01:23:04,544 What the fuck you doing in my father's coffin? 1579 01:23:09,924 --> 01:23:12,385 Edward, I miss you! 1580 01:23:12,969 --> 01:23:15,388 Leave me with my Edward! 1581 01:23:15,472 --> 01:23:18,725 My picture. My beautiful memories! 1582 01:23:22,145 --> 01:23:24,397 No, Mama, don't. Give me... 1583 01:23:25,482 --> 01:23:27,233 You bastard! 1584 01:23:36,618 --> 01:23:38,787 My father! 1585 01:23:40,121 --> 01:23:45,919 My father was an exceptional man. 1586 01:23:49,339 --> 01:23:51,341 Did he have his faults? 1587 01:23:54,010 --> 01:23:55,178 Yeah. 1588 01:23:57,222 --> 01:24:00,433 But he worked hard for his family. 1589 01:24:00,517 --> 01:24:03,061 All I wanted to do today 1590 01:24:03,144 --> 01:24:09,442 was tell him how much we all loved, cherished and respected him. 1591 01:24:10,402 --> 01:24:12,987 Is that really too much to ask for? 1592 01:24:13,780 --> 01:24:17,826 So, maybe he loved Dreamgirls more than most men. 1593 01:24:19,369 --> 01:24:22,706 But, hey, life is complicated. 1594 01:24:23,331 --> 01:24:24,916 We do our best. 1595 01:24:25,959 --> 01:24:28,420 And Dad, he did his best. 1596 01:24:30,380 --> 01:24:32,048 One thing he did 1597 01:24:32,549 --> 01:24:35,343 was teach us to chase after our dreams. 1598 01:24:37,095 --> 01:24:39,431 So, when you leave here today, 1599 01:24:39,514 --> 01:24:43,810 I want you to remember my father for who he truly was, 1600 01:24:43,893 --> 01:24:49,441 a loving, kind, gentle man, that never judged anyone, 1601 01:24:50,233 --> 01:24:54,237 who never cast disparaging remarks 1602 01:24:55,905 --> 01:25:02,245 or held prejudice against any race, creed, gender, 1603 01:25:03,496 --> 01:25:04,873 or height. 1604 01:25:05,707 --> 01:25:10,336 And if I turn out to be just half the man that my father was, 1605 01:25:10,420 --> 01:25:14,674 then the child I'm planning on having with my beautiful wife 1606 01:25:16,384 --> 01:25:18,303 will be truly blessed. 1607 01:25:24,768 --> 01:25:26,144 Thank you. 1608 01:25:29,105 --> 01:25:30,690 Well done, son. 1609 01:25:33,318 --> 01:25:35,361 It's gonna be good, boy. 1610 01:25:37,030 --> 01:25:38,364 Good job. 1611 01:25:40,867 --> 01:25:43,244 Oscar, let's not do this again. 1612 01:25:46,080 --> 01:25:49,501 I always thought he had a little sugar in his tank. 1613 01:26:02,055 --> 01:26:04,015 Hey, how's Mom holding up? 1614 01:26:04,098 --> 01:26:06,810 She's good. Resting. 1615 01:26:08,269 --> 01:26:12,273 You know, it's gonna take a while for her to accept Dad was... 1616 01:26:13,691 --> 01:26:15,318 You know. 1617 01:26:15,401 --> 01:26:17,028 She'll be okay. 1618 01:26:17,695 --> 01:26:21,407 You know, that was a pretty good send-off you gave the old man. You wrote that? 1619 01:26:21,491 --> 01:26:24,786 Some guy I met told me I need to be spontaneous. 1620 01:26:24,869 --> 01:26:28,206 Yeah, well, Dad would've been proud. I know I was. 1621 01:26:28,915 --> 01:26:32,001 Maybe when you're ready, you'll let me take a look at that novel of yours. 1622 01:26:32,085 --> 01:26:33,419 Yeah. 1623 01:26:33,503 --> 01:26:36,714 - Yeah, I'm gonna send it to you next week. - All right. 1624 01:26:36,798 --> 01:26:40,051 - But you know Michelle gotta read it first. - Okay. 1625 01:26:40,134 --> 01:26:42,762 I'm not going through that again. 1626 01:26:42,846 --> 01:26:45,348 All right. Well, thanks, big bro. 1627 01:26:46,015 --> 01:26:48,768 Sure you don't wanna stay another day? 1628 01:26:49,894 --> 01:26:52,313 Got a good Laker game coming up. 1629 01:26:53,064 --> 01:26:54,899 - Your boy, Kobe. - No. 1630 01:26:55,525 --> 01:26:58,069 I'd just be feeling sad or be in the way. 1631 01:26:58,152 --> 01:27:01,155 You know how it is. Probably gonna get on back. 1632 01:27:01,239 --> 01:27:04,200 You know, do my thing. Still gotta grieve. 1633 01:27:05,201 --> 01:27:06,494 Me, too. 1634 01:27:13,376 --> 01:27:16,129 What? A brother's gotta get to the airport. 1635 01:27:16,212 --> 01:27:19,966 Come on, you better make sure you don't go to jail first. 1636 01:27:20,758 --> 01:27:22,385 - Hey. - Ryan. 1637 01:27:22,468 --> 01:27:24,470 - Sis. - Baby, listen, 1638 01:27:24,596 --> 01:27:28,808 don't stay away so long next time, okay? - I sure won't. All right, bro. 1639 01:27:28,933 --> 01:27:30,643 Hey, next funeral. 1640 01:27:32,145 --> 01:27:34,772 - Love you, man. - Love you, too, man. 1641 01:27:40,987 --> 01:27:43,156 Wow, I see he got his ride. 1642 01:27:43,239 --> 01:27:46,159 Yeah. R. Kelly used the same car service. 1643 01:27:51,831 --> 01:27:53,958 Just like candy. 1644 01:27:59,672 --> 01:28:03,760 I am worn out. This has been a long day. 1645 01:28:03,843 --> 01:28:05,595 A long, long day. 1646 01:28:06,429 --> 01:28:08,348 - And guess what? - What? 1647 01:28:12,101 --> 01:28:13,853 Now I'm interested. 1648 01:28:15,021 --> 01:28:19,317 No Mama. No guests. No Uncle Russell. 1649 01:28:21,819 --> 01:28:24,030 - Where's Uncle Russell? - He's upstairs. 1650 01:28:24,113 --> 01:28:27,200 I gave him a couple Valium and put him to bed. 1651 01:28:29,369 --> 01:28:30,495 What? 1652 01:28:31,496 --> 01:28:34,040 Shit. Man. 1653 01:28:35,166 --> 01:28:37,502 Everything's so fucking green.