1 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:40,587 Want to grab that? 2 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,219 I can't believe it's so crowded. 3 00:00:43,352 --> 00:00:45,261 School isn't even out yet. 4 00:00:45,396 --> 00:00:46,676 Maybe we should come back. 5 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:48,771 How about never? That sound good? 6 00:00:49,066 --> 00:00:52,601 A family swim is a great way to kick off the summer. 7 00:00:52,987 --> 00:00:55,774 Let's not forget, opening day is free! 8 00:01:02,747 --> 00:01:04,027 I hate going in there. 9 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:06,869 Remember, move fast and keep your eyes down. 10 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:13,127 Sorry. Excuse me. 11 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:32,807 Greg! 12 00:01:34,028 --> 00:01:37,728 I'm going to see if I can get a good spot. Watch Manny. 13 00:01:38,282 --> 00:01:39,313 What? But... 14 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:42,316 Manny? 15 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:44,652 Manny? 16 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:50,658 Manny! 17 00:02:09,063 --> 00:02:10,343 Manny, no! 18 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,854 Washing my hands. 19 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:43,544 No, no, no. 20 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:46,553 But I'm so close to getting... 21 00:02:46,851 --> 00:02:50,979 Summertime is for real games, not video games. Healthy stuff. 22 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:54,059 Like, let's see... 23 00:02:55,359 --> 00:02:56,640 Swimming? 24 00:03:24,722 --> 00:03:27,094 Time to sell some C.D.'s. 25 00:03:31,896 --> 00:03:33,176 Are you kidding? 26 00:03:34,732 --> 00:03:37,353 Rodrick, you can't play your music that loud. 27 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:38,766 Lenwood? 28 00:03:39,403 --> 00:03:40,434 Is that Lenwood Heath? 29 00:03:40,738 --> 00:03:42,695 Mr. Heffley, it's good to see you. 30 00:03:44,742 --> 00:03:45,773 Mrs. Heffley. 31 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:47,525 Hi. 32 00:03:48,078 --> 00:03:49,870 So... you've changed. 33 00:03:50,164 --> 00:03:52,785 I've been going to Spag Union Prep School. 34 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:54,163 They really turned me around. 35 00:03:54,293 --> 00:03:57,045 You may remember I was a bit of a troublemaker. 36 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:58,786 Nah. 37 00:04:06,764 --> 00:04:09,302 You're cleaning all this up! You hear me? 38 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:18,477 So, Spag Union, what grade does that start? 39 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:19,890 Eighth grade, sir. 40 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,024 Hey. 41 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:24,571 You're going into the eighth grade. 42 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:27,992 Cannonball! 43 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:30,824 It's good to see you, sir. Ma'am. 44 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:33,665 He called me "sir". 45 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:37,827 He used to be so cool. Like me. 46 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:43,830 Löded Diper. 47 00:04:44,134 --> 00:04:45,593 Bubby, over here! 48 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,843 Greg, honey, go help your brother. 49 00:04:58,232 --> 00:04:59,263 What's so funny? 50 00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:01,109 I'm peeing! 51 00:05:21,338 --> 00:05:22,714 Ugh, ugh! 52 00:05:50,367 --> 00:05:52,989 I have one more week of school, then it's summer vacation. 53 00:05:53,245 --> 00:05:55,452 Which sounds great, but for me, 54 00:05:55,581 --> 00:05:58,154 summer vacation is basically a three-month guilt trip. 55 00:05:58,417 --> 00:05:59,615 Just because the weather's nice, 56 00:05:59,752 --> 00:06:02,706 everyone expects you to be out all day frolicking. 57 00:06:02,838 --> 00:06:04,297 La, la, la, la, la 58 00:06:04,882 --> 00:06:08,167 But the truth is, I've always been more of an indoor person. 59 00:06:08,427 --> 00:06:11,298 To me, the perfect way to spend summer vacation 60 00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:13,387 is in front of the TV playing video games. 61 00:06:14,058 --> 00:06:16,181 Unfortunately, my dad's idea of a perfect 62 00:06:16,352 --> 00:06:18,510 summer is the opposite of mine. 63 00:06:18,771 --> 00:06:22,555 The real problem is, me and my dad have nothing in common. 64 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:25,735 But as long as I stay one step ahead of him... 65 00:06:27,738 --> 00:06:29,861 I think I have a shot at a fun summer. 66 00:06:36,789 --> 00:06:38,199 Last day of school! 67 00:06:38,457 --> 00:06:40,580 I know. It's kind of sad. 68 00:06:40,959 --> 00:06:43,082 Sad? Are you crazy? 69 00:06:43,253 --> 00:06:45,923 I'm going to play video games all summer. It's going to be awesome. 70 00:06:46,799 --> 00:06:48,257 There's one person I will miss. 71 00:06:49,093 --> 00:06:50,088 Hey, guys! 72 00:06:50,302 --> 00:06:51,547 Hi, Holly! 73 00:06:52,471 --> 00:06:54,262 You'll see her when school starts again. 74 00:06:54,598 --> 00:06:57,932 In three months? A lot can happen in three months. 75 00:06:58,644 --> 00:07:00,387 Hey, Holly. How was your summer? 76 00:07:00,646 --> 00:07:02,223 Great! I got married. 77 00:07:03,607 --> 00:07:05,896 You know my husband... Chirag. 78 00:07:06,151 --> 00:07:07,231 Hello, Gregory. 79 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:10,774 Last period of the school year! 80 00:07:12,825 --> 00:07:15,576 But it is still a school day, so... 81 00:07:15,828 --> 00:07:18,153 open Discovering History to chapter 7. 82 00:07:18,497 --> 00:07:21,948 It's the last day of school. Like anyone brought their books. 83 00:07:24,628 --> 00:07:26,122 Classic Greg Heffley. 84 00:07:26,338 --> 00:07:27,334 I pity him. 85 00:07:27,673 --> 00:07:29,582 Of course you're not prepared. 86 00:07:29,842 --> 00:07:34,634 Mr. Draybick, I'd be honored to share my book with Greg Heffley. 87 00:07:40,436 --> 00:07:42,808 Fregley claims to wear a special cologne, 88 00:07:43,021 --> 00:07:45,394 but everyone knows he just never washes. 89 00:07:49,027 --> 00:07:50,570 That's great! 90 00:08:09,882 --> 00:08:10,996 Rowley. 91 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:14,672 I need to make a connection with Holly this summer. 92 00:08:15,053 --> 00:08:16,678 I'm tired of being... 93 00:08:17,514 --> 00:08:18,546 "friends". 94 00:08:19,224 --> 00:08:22,510 What's wrong with being "friends"? We're friends. 95 00:08:23,854 --> 00:08:25,645 I'll get her to sign my yearbook. 96 00:08:26,190 --> 00:08:27,814 She signs lots of yearbooks. 97 00:08:28,066 --> 00:08:29,691 But when she signs mine, I'll ask her 98 00:08:29,902 --> 00:08:31,526 to write her phone number, too. 99 00:08:31,862 --> 00:08:32,858 MR. Okay! 100 00:08:33,530 --> 00:08:35,155 The rest of the class is free time. 101 00:08:35,407 --> 00:08:36,688 - MR. Enjoy. 102 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:47,869 Hey, Holly. What are you doing this summer? 103 00:08:48,212 --> 00:08:49,836 Just regular summer stuff. 104 00:08:50,088 --> 00:08:53,671 Volunteering at the shelter, building with Habitat for Humanity... 105 00:08:53,926 --> 00:08:56,381 and giving tennis lessons to little kids. 106 00:08:56,929 --> 00:08:57,960 What about you? 107 00:08:58,388 --> 00:09:01,176 He's going to get to the end of Twisted Wizard 2 this summer! 108 00:09:03,727 --> 00:09:07,178 If I have time because of all the other stuff I'm doing. 109 00:09:08,106 --> 00:09:10,562 Hey, can I sign your yearbook? 110 00:09:11,735 --> 00:09:14,570 Yeah, sure. You're only in seventh grade once. 111 00:09:14,947 --> 00:09:15,978 That's not always true, by the way. 112 00:09:16,114 --> 00:09:19,898 I think Andy Spitz has been in seventh grade for four years. 113 00:09:21,954 --> 00:09:26,248 And... why don't you write down your phone number, too? 114 00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:27,579 - Okay. 115 00:09:27,709 --> 00:09:29,453 - Let's go! 116 00:09:30,462 --> 00:09:31,743 Bye! 117 00:09:40,639 --> 00:09:41,919 No! 118 00:10:03,161 --> 00:10:04,241 Gregory! 119 00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:07,285 Help me! Help me! 120 00:10:23,807 --> 00:10:25,301 Would you sign my yearbook? 121 00:10:25,642 --> 00:10:26,757 Of course! 122 00:10:31,857 --> 00:10:33,814 Holly, you didn't finish writing... 123 00:10:34,151 --> 00:10:35,942 Isn't that your brother? 124 00:10:36,194 --> 00:10:39,646 Löded Diper's coming to rock a town near you! 125 00:10:40,866 --> 00:10:44,816 Aw! You're getting your yearbooks signed? That is so cute. 126 00:10:51,835 --> 00:10:52,866 What the heck? 127 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,754 Honey, Greg was sick on picture day. 128 00:10:56,882 --> 00:10:59,005 Did you send in a photo of him for the yearbook? 129 00:10:59,343 --> 00:11:01,466 Yeah! I remembered! 130 00:11:09,394 --> 00:11:10,853 That's Heather Hills. 131 00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:12,594 Get in. 132 00:11:12,731 --> 00:11:14,356 But I need to finish signing Greg's yearbook. 133 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,311 News flash. I don't care. 134 00:11:17,569 --> 00:11:18,850 Sorry. 135 00:11:19,363 --> 00:11:20,477 But you didn't... 136 00:11:20,906 --> 00:11:22,530 So... Heather. 137 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,655 I'm going on a world tour with my band. 138 00:11:26,078 --> 00:11:29,197 If you're around, I could comp you chicks some tickets. 139 00:11:29,498 --> 00:11:30,529 Let's go. 140 00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:31,661 Wait! Holly! 141 00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:32,865 Ahh! 142 00:11:34,002 --> 00:11:35,544 Ow! Ow! 143 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:40,331 She was trying to act cool, but I know she was into me. 144 00:11:40,926 --> 00:11:42,835 "Rowley, you are so cute." 145 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,380 Cute's underlined three times! 146 00:11:44,721 --> 00:11:49,348 "Stay cool. XOXO, Holly." What did she write in yours? 147 00:11:51,603 --> 00:11:55,387 "Have a great summer. You're such a good... friend." 148 00:11:57,442 --> 00:11:58,522 "Friend"? 149 00:11:59,444 --> 00:12:01,236 Oh, man! 150 00:12:02,114 --> 00:12:05,198 That's the kiss of death. "Friend". That sucks! 151 00:12:05,909 --> 00:12:07,818 Despite Rodrick's negative attitude, 152 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:09,904 I have very clear goals for the summer. 153 00:12:10,288 --> 00:12:13,408 One, play video games. Two, get together with Holly. 154 00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:15,749 Or three, both at the same time. 155 00:12:16,086 --> 00:12:17,877 Greg, you're an amazing gamer. 156 00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:19,540 I know. 157 00:12:19,923 --> 00:12:23,707 Our neighbors, the Warrens, have kids that are the outdoorsy type. 158 00:12:23,969 --> 00:12:25,249 That's okay, but... 159 00:12:25,595 --> 00:12:26,876 my dad has this crazy idea 160 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:28,923 that physical exercise is normal. 161 00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:31,757 Those guys are setting a bad example. 162 00:12:33,270 --> 00:12:36,769 My dad has his eye on me, so the key to a successful summer... 163 00:12:37,107 --> 00:12:39,230 will be to stay one move ahead. 164 00:12:40,944 --> 00:12:43,945 Those Warren boys are already up, raring to go. 165 00:12:44,322 --> 00:12:47,276 Our boys probably won't even get up till noon. 166 00:12:47,951 --> 00:12:50,572 I'm sorry. Did you say something? 167 00:12:51,955 --> 00:12:53,070 What are you doing up? 168 00:12:53,665 --> 00:12:55,574 It's the first day of vacation. 169 00:12:55,751 --> 00:12:57,624 Did you think I'd just lie around all day? 170 00:12:58,003 --> 00:13:01,288 Actually, that's exactly what I thought. 171 00:13:01,631 --> 00:13:02,912 I can't find Manny's Tingy. 172 00:13:04,509 --> 00:13:06,965 You know, it's probably time... 173 00:13:07,304 --> 00:13:10,589 for him to move on from that ratty old blanket anyway. 174 00:13:10,849 --> 00:13:13,007 Manny was given Tingy right after he was born. 175 00:13:13,185 --> 00:13:15,473 Back then, Tingy was a fluffy blue blanket. 176 00:13:15,854 --> 00:13:17,930 But now, it's a couple of pieces of yarn 177 00:13:18,106 --> 00:13:20,146 held together with raisins and boogers. 178 00:13:20,484 --> 00:13:22,275 You don't think he cares anymore? 179 00:13:23,695 --> 00:13:25,984 I'm sure it'll turn up. 180 00:13:27,991 --> 00:13:29,022 What? 181 00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:30,992 Look at this garbage. 182 00:13:31,328 --> 00:13:33,949 My dad and I don't agree on anything, except for... 183 00:13:34,206 --> 00:13:35,700 the comic Li'l Cutie. 184 00:13:35,832 --> 00:13:38,158 We both hate it. But we can't stop reading it! 185 00:13:38,543 --> 00:13:42,493 You're my BFF... Best Father Forever! 186 00:13:42,881 --> 00:13:44,506 - It's not even a joke! - I know. 187 00:13:44,841 --> 00:13:48,376 Can we please focus? We need to find Manny's Tingy. 188 00:13:48,512 --> 00:13:49,591 Ohh! 189 00:13:49,721 --> 00:13:51,513 I'm going to be late for work. 190 00:13:52,557 --> 00:13:53,838 See you! 191 00:14:05,904 --> 00:14:07,529 Vacation is on! 192 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:32,717 Greg. 193 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:35,886 Greg. 194 00:14:38,436 --> 00:14:41,888 Are you really going to sit inside all day and play video games? 195 00:15:35,327 --> 00:15:36,406 - Hey. - Oh. 196 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,567 Hey, Dad. 197 00:15:37,787 --> 00:15:39,412 Are you... sweating? 198 00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:43,823 Yeah, I just finished up some sports... playing. 199 00:15:44,085 --> 00:15:45,200 Uh-huh. 200 00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:47,159 How was your day? 201 00:15:47,464 --> 00:15:50,584 Horrible! Manny still hasn't recovered from losing Tingy. 202 00:15:51,134 --> 00:15:55,428 Well, maybe it's for the best. I think he should really move on. 203 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,336 Tingy! 204 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,511 Tingy! Oh, my gosh, honey, you found your blanket! 205 00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:04,350 This is great, but how did it end up in the... 206 00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:05,685 Garbage? 207 00:16:05,815 --> 00:16:06,847 Frank? 208 00:16:07,359 --> 00:16:08,390 Yeah? 209 00:16:08,610 --> 00:16:09,689 You didn't. 210 00:16:09,986 --> 00:16:11,101 I didn't... 211 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:12,853 know... 212 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:17,357 that it meant that much to him anymore. 213 00:16:18,662 --> 00:16:19,693 How could you? 214 00:16:25,502 --> 00:16:27,126 - Good morning. - Morning! 215 00:16:30,882 --> 00:16:34,085 Congratulations, player, all your hard work has paid off. 216 00:16:34,469 --> 00:16:37,256 You're now a Level Nine Necromancer! 217 00:16:38,807 --> 00:16:40,846 You played video games all day. 218 00:16:41,142 --> 00:16:42,257 Me? 219 00:16:43,311 --> 00:16:46,265 No. I've been playing sports. 220 00:16:46,982 --> 00:16:50,766 That's it! No more video games for the rest of the summer! 221 00:16:51,319 --> 00:16:52,350 You can't do that! 222 00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:55,192 Oh, yeah, I can! I will! I am! 223 00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:57,613 I'm unplugging it! 224 00:16:57,909 --> 00:17:00,447 Does the DVD or the cable box go into... 225 00:17:00,745 --> 00:17:03,117 - Does the DVD player go into the cable... 226 00:17:03,415 --> 00:17:05,123 You think this is funny? 227 00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:06,875 It's amusing. 228 00:17:08,169 --> 00:17:10,957 Well, then how about no video games and... 229 00:17:11,256 --> 00:17:15,040 no television for the rest of the summer? Does that make you laugh? 230 00:17:15,176 --> 00:17:16,208 Dad, no! 231 00:17:16,428 --> 00:17:18,052 I stopped laughing! 232 00:17:21,725 --> 00:17:22,720 Ha! 233 00:17:22,851 --> 00:17:26,469 Guess who's the laugher now? Me! I'm the laugher! 234 00:17:26,771 --> 00:17:29,441 I'm the laugh ingest laugher that ever laughed! 235 00:17:34,195 --> 00:17:35,476 Funny stuff! 236 00:17:37,532 --> 00:17:39,821 I'm going to work on my battle diorama. 237 00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:41,149 Frank! 238 00:17:42,037 --> 00:17:45,406 What are you doing? First Tingy, and now Greg's video games? 239 00:17:45,707 --> 00:17:47,581 General Lee isn't going to paint himself. 240 00:17:49,044 --> 00:17:50,242 This is important. 241 00:17:50,378 --> 00:17:53,996 You can't take away everything they love and disappear downstairs. 242 00:17:54,382 --> 00:17:57,253 You need to get to Greg's level and really engage with him. 243 00:17:58,136 --> 00:18:00,425 Find an activity you both enjoy. 244 00:18:01,723 --> 00:18:05,258 What are we going to do, play Twisted WarlockalL day? 245 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,846 I hate to say it, but we have absolutely nothing in common. 246 00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:11,270 What Greg needs is a role model. 247 00:18:11,566 --> 00:18:15,017 Someone he can look up to. Sit down and talk with him. 248 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,526 I do, but he doesn't listen to me. 249 00:18:17,822 --> 00:18:21,108 Trust me, hanging out together is no fun for either of us. 250 00:18:23,244 --> 00:18:24,620 You always complain that your father 251 00:18:24,746 --> 00:18:26,026 never spent enough time with you 252 00:18:26,164 --> 00:18:27,444 when you were young. 253 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:31,373 Now you're doing the same thing. 254 00:18:33,755 --> 00:18:36,376 Be the father you wish your father had been. 255 00:18:41,012 --> 00:18:42,293 You're right. 256 00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:47,724 I should put in more time. 257 00:18:49,104 --> 00:18:51,061 That didn't sound good. 258 00:18:52,941 --> 00:18:55,396 Rise and shine! 259 00:18:55,944 --> 00:18:57,568 It's Saturday! 260 00:18:58,113 --> 00:19:00,236 We get to spend the whole day together! 261 00:19:07,205 --> 00:19:08,485 You know... 262 00:19:09,457 --> 00:19:10,916 it takes a while to get here 263 00:19:11,042 --> 00:19:12,417 and it's an effort to get the boat out... 264 00:19:13,294 --> 00:19:14,753 but this is what it's all about. 265 00:19:15,046 --> 00:19:17,502 You and me, spending quality time together. 266 00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:21,507 Okay, buddy, hand me some bait. 267 00:19:35,984 --> 00:19:37,098 Well... 268 00:19:38,403 --> 00:19:40,360 we should think about getting back. 269 00:19:45,326 --> 00:19:46,951 As bad as this was... 270 00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:50,863 Mom's idea of a good summer activity was even worse. 271 00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:52,624 I'm so glad... 272 00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:55,040 you all decided to become founding members 273 00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:57,293 of the Reading Is Fun Club! 274 00:19:57,839 --> 00:19:58,870 So... 275 00:19:59,174 --> 00:20:00,882 let's share the books you brought. 276 00:20:06,764 --> 00:20:09,220 I'm not so sure these qualify as literature. 277 00:20:09,517 --> 00:20:12,471 How about I get some real books? Classics. 278 00:20:13,188 --> 00:20:14,812 Something to stimulate your minds. 279 00:20:16,274 --> 00:20:17,816 I'll be right back! 280 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:23,228 Thank you so much, Gregory, for making the summer a time... 281 00:20:23,448 --> 00:20:25,072 to study and write book reports. 282 00:20:25,450 --> 00:20:28,735 You think I want to do this? My summer's turned into a nightmare. 283 00:20:28,953 --> 00:20:30,578 You should come with me to the country club! 284 00:20:30,747 --> 00:20:33,913 It's really fun and you get to be outside all day. 285 00:20:36,211 --> 00:20:37,835 Ta-da! 286 00:20:40,048 --> 00:20:42,087 Let's get this party started! Oh, yeah! 287 00:20:42,425 --> 00:20:43,967 Mmm-hmm. 288 00:20:44,969 --> 00:20:48,504 What do I do? I want to call Holly, but the number's no good. 289 00:20:48,806 --> 00:20:50,598 Only the last two numbers are missing. 290 00:20:50,892 --> 00:20:54,343 That means there's only 100 different numbers it could be. 291 00:20:54,562 --> 00:20:55,843 I've got it! 292 00:20:56,314 --> 00:20:59,849 I'll call every number it could be until I get the right one. 293 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:07,863 Hello? Freggers speaking. 294 00:21:12,997 --> 00:21:14,456 Hello? Pickup or delivery? 295 00:21:14,999 --> 00:21:16,031 This is Brad. 296 00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:17,198 Hello? 297 00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:26,790 This is the coach. 298 00:21:27,095 --> 00:21:28,719 Coach Malone? 299 00:21:29,013 --> 00:21:30,045 Who is this? 300 00:21:30,265 --> 00:21:31,807 Don't tell him, Greg. 301 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,724 Greg? Greg who? 302 00:21:34,185 --> 00:21:36,972 Okay, listen up, "Greg". I don't know who you are... 303 00:21:37,272 --> 00:21:39,478 but if you call again, I'll reach through the phone... 304 00:21:40,608 --> 00:21:44,143 So far, this is shaping up to be the worst summer ever. 305 00:21:51,035 --> 00:21:53,989 Come on! We'll be late for the Battle of Phillipi! 306 00:21:58,793 --> 00:22:01,664 Dad's really into Civil War reenactments, which are basically... 307 00:22:01,963 --> 00:22:04,086 a bunch of grown men dressed 308 00:22:04,257 --> 00:22:06,415 as soldiers running around in muddy fields. 309 00:22:06,718 --> 00:22:10,336 I didn't get to carry a gun. I had the honor of being bugle boy. 310 00:22:10,638 --> 00:22:15,265 We re-enactors pride ourselves on being completely authentic. 311 00:22:15,727 --> 00:22:16,841 Ronnie... 312 00:22:17,478 --> 00:22:19,767 carved his own buttons out of black rubber. 313 00:22:20,648 --> 00:22:25,441 And Artie... his underwear, made out of horsehair. 314 00:22:28,656 --> 00:22:30,115 What are you doing? 315 00:22:30,825 --> 00:22:32,782 It's spring, 1861! 316 00:22:33,161 --> 00:22:35,533 We're trying to outflank Porterfield's armies! 317 00:22:35,705 --> 00:22:38,113 There's no video games! Come on! 318 00:22:39,334 --> 00:22:40,365 Okay, okay. 319 00:22:40,543 --> 00:22:43,295 All right. Now, the deciding factor... 320 00:22:43,671 --> 00:22:46,043 the reason we win this battle... 321 00:22:46,215 --> 00:22:48,623 is we hold the element of surprise. 322 00:22:52,305 --> 00:22:53,384 No! 323 00:22:53,514 --> 00:22:56,136 No, we need the element of surprise! 324 00:22:56,517 --> 00:22:57,715 That kid ruined everything! 325 00:22:57,894 --> 00:22:59,139 Let's get him! 326 00:23:01,898 --> 00:23:03,522 Where are you going? 327 00:23:04,025 --> 00:23:05,852 It's a reenactment! We won! 328 00:23:30,426 --> 00:23:31,458 Hello? 329 00:23:31,594 --> 00:23:34,050 Hey, Greg. I can't make it to the book club. 330 00:23:34,389 --> 00:23:37,176 My mom's taking me to the country club. She said I could invite you. 331 00:23:37,433 --> 00:23:38,714 No, thanks. 332 00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:42,345 Let's crack open Little Women and see what's up with the girls. 333 00:23:44,732 --> 00:23:46,191 I'll be right over! 334 00:23:50,446 --> 00:23:52,071 We're going to have so much fun! 335 00:23:52,407 --> 00:23:53,687 If you say so. 336 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:56,530 Up! 337 00:23:56,911 --> 00:23:58,536 Up! Up! 338 00:24:03,418 --> 00:24:05,375 Up! Come on! 339 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,877 Davey, you call that a push-up? 340 00:24:22,103 --> 00:24:23,134 Hello, Mrs. Jefferson. 341 00:24:23,312 --> 00:24:24,392 MRS. Hi, Amy. 342 00:24:24,939 --> 00:24:25,935 Crowded today? 343 00:24:26,274 --> 00:24:28,266 The nice weather really brought people out. 344 00:24:31,279 --> 00:24:34,066 Wow! Amy wasn't kidding! 345 00:24:34,449 --> 00:24:36,406 It is crowded today. 346 00:24:40,121 --> 00:24:41,912 This is crowded? 347 00:24:47,128 --> 00:24:48,919 Care for a smoothie? 348 00:24:49,297 --> 00:24:50,577 They bring stuff to you? 349 00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:52,085 Yes, they do. 350 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:58,009 Yes! 351 00:25:01,851 --> 00:25:03,131 Sorry! 352 00:25:03,478 --> 00:25:05,766 I guess I do like being outside... 353 00:25:06,314 --> 00:25:08,271 when I'm outside at a country club. 354 00:25:10,193 --> 00:25:11,224 It's Holly Hills! 355 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:12,392 She's always here. 356 00:25:12,653 --> 00:25:13,934 She's a member. 357 00:25:15,198 --> 00:25:17,949 And you didn't think maybe you should tell me that? 358 00:25:18,868 --> 00:25:21,952 Now it's step... swing... catch it up high. 359 00:25:24,999 --> 00:25:27,953 Bye! And remember, work on your forehand. 360 00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:30,994 Hey, Holly. 361 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:32,126 Hey, guys! 362 00:25:32,507 --> 00:25:34,713 I thought you were going to call me. 363 00:25:35,009 --> 00:25:38,295 I was going to, but... then I realized I'd see you here. 364 00:25:38,596 --> 00:25:40,221 So, what are you up to? 365 00:25:40,515 --> 00:25:41,925 I'm helping the tennis coach. 366 00:25:42,058 --> 00:25:44,134 I give lessons to little kids. 367 00:25:45,019 --> 00:25:47,225 That's so weird. We're all about tennis! 368 00:25:47,939 --> 00:25:49,978 Cool! We should play sometime. 369 00:25:50,274 --> 00:25:52,231 Actually, I've never played... 370 00:25:52,527 --> 00:25:53,985 We'd love to play! 371 00:25:54,695 --> 00:25:56,238 What about tomorrow at eleven? 372 00:25:56,531 --> 00:25:58,155 Eleven's perfect. 373 00:25:58,533 --> 00:25:59,731 See you tomorrow! 374 00:25:59,909 --> 00:26:01,154 Tomorrow it is! 375 00:26:02,870 --> 00:26:05,242 And that's how you improve your summer. 376 00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:08,208 La, la, la, la 377 00:26:08,584 --> 00:26:10,126 La, la, la, la, la, la 378 00:26:10,378 --> 00:26:11,492 No, no. 379 00:26:11,879 --> 00:26:14,999 More. More. Oh, come on, Manny! 380 00:26:15,299 --> 00:26:16,414 Hi, Mom. 381 00:26:16,551 --> 00:26:19,338 Wow. Somebody looks like they actually had fun. 382 00:26:19,470 --> 00:26:20,501 Hello! 383 00:26:20,805 --> 00:26:21,836 Hello. 384 00:26:22,306 --> 00:26:23,302 Just the guy I'm looking for. 385 00:26:23,432 --> 00:26:24,512 Me? 386 00:26:24,642 --> 00:26:27,928 My office is offering a summer internship. 387 00:26:28,229 --> 00:26:29,853 And I signed you up for it! 388 00:26:30,231 --> 00:26:31,429 What's an internship? 389 00:26:31,607 --> 00:26:32,852 Well... 390 00:26:33,150 --> 00:26:35,938 You'll come to my office every day... 391 00:26:36,237 --> 00:26:39,522 but you'll have your own responsibilities. It's like a job. 392 00:26:39,824 --> 00:26:41,448 - Do I get paid? - No. 393 00:26:41,742 --> 00:26:43,534 You got me a non-paying job? 394 00:26:43,911 --> 00:26:45,868 You can be work buddies! 395 00:26:51,335 --> 00:26:52,450 How long till we go home? 396 00:26:53,254 --> 00:26:55,293 We got here eight minutes ago! 397 00:27:00,261 --> 00:27:02,384 It sounds really great, but... 398 00:27:03,764 --> 00:27:05,722 This is awkward. 399 00:27:06,017 --> 00:27:08,305 It's just that... I already got a job. 400 00:27:08,603 --> 00:27:10,227 What? You got a job? 401 00:27:10,521 --> 00:27:12,977 Yeah! Rowley invited me to the country club... 402 00:27:13,274 --> 00:27:15,729 and I saw a "Help Wanted" sign. 403 00:27:16,027 --> 00:27:18,482 I went to the manager and he hired me. 404 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,403 He said he liked my pluck. 405 00:27:22,283 --> 00:27:23,398 Wait. 406 00:27:23,784 --> 00:27:25,576 You actually got a job? 407 00:27:25,953 --> 00:27:29,571 Yeah. But I can call and tell him I can't if you want me... 408 00:27:29,874 --> 00:27:33,409 No, no! That's fantastic! Can you believe it, Susan? 409 00:27:34,128 --> 00:27:35,409 Our son got himself a job! 410 00:27:35,588 --> 00:27:36,916 I know. 411 00:27:40,551 --> 00:27:43,671 Somebody around here actually did something. 412 00:27:46,807 --> 00:27:48,266 It's great! 413 00:28:00,446 --> 00:28:03,530 Keeping you down The new sheriff in town 414 00:28:03,658 --> 00:28:06,575 I'm the man I'm the man, I'm the man 415 00:28:07,161 --> 00:28:10,910 Don't mess with me, hoss 'Cause I lay down the laws 416 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,792 I'm the man I'm the man, I'm the man 417 00:28:15,503 --> 00:28:18,788 I think we should tell her we've never played tennis. 418 00:28:19,173 --> 00:28:22,044 We played Ultimate Tennis on the Wii, it's the same thing. 419 00:28:23,094 --> 00:28:24,173 Hi, guys. 420 00:28:24,345 --> 00:28:25,376 Hi, Holly! 421 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:26,794 Jinx! 422 00:28:32,937 --> 00:28:35,392 Oh, no. What is she doing here? 423 00:28:36,107 --> 00:28:37,305 Should we start with a rally? 424 00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:38,681 What's that? 425 00:28:39,068 --> 00:28:41,820 Oh, Rowley. Can you ever be serious? 426 00:28:42,238 --> 00:28:43,613 They'll let anyone in this place. 427 00:28:44,073 --> 00:28:45,353 That must be why you're here. 428 00:28:45,741 --> 00:28:46,737 Hey! 429 00:28:46,867 --> 00:28:49,987 Let's play doubles. Patty and me versus you two. 430 00:28:50,246 --> 00:28:51,325 Okay. 431 00:28:53,374 --> 00:28:54,370 I'm gonna kill you! 432 00:29:05,428 --> 00:29:06,423 Hey! 433 00:29:06,554 --> 00:29:07,834 Sorry. 434 00:29:08,556 --> 00:29:10,180 Fifteen, love. 435 00:29:12,435 --> 00:29:13,466 What'd she call me? 436 00:29:14,103 --> 00:29:15,930 - Ow! 437 00:29:16,063 --> 00:29:17,094 Yes! 438 00:29:17,732 --> 00:29:19,060 I mean, oops. 439 00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:21,525 - Thirty, love. 440 00:29:21,902 --> 00:29:24,191 Whatever you say... love! 441 00:29:25,072 --> 00:29:26,187 What? 442 00:29:26,782 --> 00:29:28,360 He's a weirdo. 443 00:29:30,244 --> 00:29:32,652 Hey, little girl, would you like a dance? 444 00:29:32,788 --> 00:29:33,951 Yes! 445 00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:39,541 Hey, little girl, want a quick romance? 446 00:29:39,670 --> 00:29:43,620 Hey, little girl, won't you take a chance 447 00:29:44,133 --> 00:29:47,917 And celebrate summer with me 448 00:29:49,138 --> 00:29:52,839 Hey, little chick, where'd you learn that trick? 449 00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:57,593 Hey, don't you know you got rock and roll? 450 00:29:58,439 --> 00:30:02,306 Hey, little girl, won't you take a chance 451 00:30:02,943 --> 00:30:04,853 I got it! I got it! 452 00:30:04,987 --> 00:30:06,731 And celebrate summer with me 453 00:30:08,824 --> 00:30:09,856 Oh! 454 00:30:13,454 --> 00:30:16,905 Have either of you actually played tennis before? 455 00:30:17,291 --> 00:30:19,616 Yeah... Ultimate Tennis on the Wii. 456 00:30:21,295 --> 00:30:23,086 It's not exactly the same thing. 457 00:30:24,131 --> 00:30:25,791 I could give you a few pointers. 458 00:30:31,472 --> 00:30:34,259 You have to follow through. Like this. 459 00:30:39,563 --> 00:30:40,559 Ugh! 460 00:30:40,689 --> 00:30:41,804 We have to go. It's an emergency. 461 00:30:42,024 --> 00:30:43,139 A mega-emergency. 462 00:30:43,484 --> 00:30:46,604 The printer messed up the invitations for my Sweet Sixteen. 463 00:30:46,862 --> 00:30:48,819 What does that have to do with me? 464 00:30:49,865 --> 00:30:53,483 People have expectations. Everything has to be perfect! 465 00:30:54,370 --> 00:30:57,121 You'll never understand what it's like to be pretty. 466 00:30:58,499 --> 00:31:00,123 Can you drive me home later? 467 00:31:00,376 --> 00:31:02,831 Come back for you? No. It's like ten minutes away! 468 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,670 Now move it or lose it. 469 00:31:07,675 --> 00:31:08,789 Wow! 470 00:31:09,176 --> 00:31:10,457 I know, right? 471 00:31:11,345 --> 00:31:12,970 I'll see you guys later! 472 00:31:15,057 --> 00:31:16,006 Bye! 473 00:31:16,725 --> 00:31:19,181 Not bad for the first day of my fake job. 474 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,141 Plus, now Dad and I are both "working men "... 475 00:31:22,731 --> 00:31:24,012 we get along great. 476 00:31:24,233 --> 00:31:25,976 Happy Fourth of July! 477 00:31:28,571 --> 00:31:32,189 "Li'l Cutie cartoonist to retire in three months"! 478 00:31:32,575 --> 00:31:34,366 We won't have to read that garbage anymore! 479 00:31:34,535 --> 00:31:36,492 Good riddance! 480 00:31:36,871 --> 00:31:37,950 Every Fourth of July, 481 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:41,496 our neighbors, the Warrens, throw a big party for the whole block. 482 00:31:41,876 --> 00:31:44,830 Mom and Dad make us all go. Which is bad... 483 00:31:45,212 --> 00:31:48,332 because I've been a voiding Rodrick's built-in lie detector. 484 00:31:48,591 --> 00:31:49,586 Hey, worker bee. 485 00:31:49,884 --> 00:31:53,335 You know, you having a job doesn't pass the smell test. 486 00:31:53,721 --> 00:31:55,381 Yes, it does. It totally does! 487 00:31:59,894 --> 00:32:00,889 Here, sweetie. 488 00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:02,015 Thanks. 489 00:32:06,233 --> 00:32:09,020 With my boys, it's go, go, go! 490 00:32:09,153 --> 00:32:11,192 I have to wrestle them in every night. 491 00:32:11,739 --> 00:32:13,363 Same with my boys. 492 00:32:13,657 --> 00:32:16,943 They're in my Wilderness Explorers troop now. They love it! 493 00:32:17,244 --> 00:32:20,031 I loved being in the Wilderness Explorers. 494 00:32:20,664 --> 00:32:22,372 - You did? - Yeah. Loved it. 495 00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:26,367 That one camping trip we took as kids, you cried the whole time. 496 00:32:27,254 --> 00:32:30,208 Well, I broke my arm in two places. 497 00:32:31,342 --> 00:32:32,373 Cried the whole time. 498 00:32:32,676 --> 00:32:33,672 Yeah, I... 499 00:32:34,428 --> 00:32:35,543 It hurt. 500 00:32:35,930 --> 00:32:39,381 You know what? You should join the Wilderness Explorers. 501 00:32:40,017 --> 00:32:41,725 I'm more of an indoor person. 502 00:32:42,019 --> 00:32:43,299 Exactly. When's the next meeting? 503 00:32:43,604 --> 00:32:45,597 The waiting list for our troop is a mile long. 504 00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:47,854 Everybody wants to join the best of the best. 505 00:32:49,443 --> 00:32:52,064 Is that your dog? We grew up with a dog. 506 00:32:52,446 --> 00:32:54,403 Nutty. Frank named him. 507 00:32:54,698 --> 00:32:56,987 You can never be too young to learn responsibility. 508 00:32:57,117 --> 00:32:58,742 You should get your boys a dog. 509 00:32:59,787 --> 00:33:01,744 Yeah. That's a great idea. 510 00:33:06,377 --> 00:33:09,247 I think I'll speak to Dad about my suspicions. 511 00:33:09,964 --> 00:33:11,339 Do whatever you want. 512 00:33:13,133 --> 00:33:14,414 I will. 513 00:33:17,304 --> 00:33:18,585 Okay! Okay! 514 00:33:20,724 --> 00:33:22,516 I don't really have a job. 515 00:33:22,893 --> 00:33:23,972 Holly Hills is a member, 516 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:26,179 if I'm at the country club, I can hang out with her. 517 00:33:26,397 --> 00:33:27,677 I knew it. 518 00:33:27,815 --> 00:33:29,392 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 519 00:33:30,150 --> 00:33:31,526 So is Heather Hills there, too? 520 00:33:32,653 --> 00:33:34,277 - Heather who? - I want in. 521 00:33:35,155 --> 00:33:37,528 I can't get you in there. I go as Rowley's guest. 522 00:33:37,825 --> 00:33:39,367 I'll go as your guest. 523 00:33:39,660 --> 00:33:41,653 I can't bring the guest. I am the guest. 524 00:33:41,787 --> 00:33:43,198 There's no guest for the guest. 525 00:33:43,330 --> 00:33:44,361 Mmm... 526 00:33:45,749 --> 00:33:47,908 Things are getting complicated. 527 00:33:48,043 --> 00:33:49,952 But at least something good came out of the barbecue. 528 00:33:50,254 --> 00:33:51,285 Introducing... 529 00:33:52,006 --> 00:33:54,627 the new member of the Heffley family! 530 00:33:55,217 --> 00:33:57,376 - Hey, hey! 531 00:33:57,511 --> 00:33:59,136 Oh, Frank. 532 00:33:59,430 --> 00:34:01,221 I wish you'd checked with me first. 533 00:34:01,849 --> 00:34:04,387 I think this is more of a family decision. 534 00:34:05,102 --> 00:34:06,217 Who's a good puppy? 535 00:34:06,353 --> 00:34:07,384 We can call him Shredder! 536 00:34:07,688 --> 00:34:08,684 No. 537 00:34:08,814 --> 00:34:09,810 Rip jaw? 538 00:34:10,190 --> 00:34:12,148 We can call him Sweetie. 539 00:34:12,693 --> 00:34:13,689 Sweetie! 540 00:34:14,111 --> 00:34:15,736 Sweetie, that's a great name! 541 00:34:16,030 --> 00:34:17,310 Yeah. Yeah. 542 00:34:18,032 --> 00:34:20,238 Dad was willing to go with any name Mom wanted 543 00:34:20,367 --> 00:34:22,574 if it meant he didn't have to take the dog back. 544 00:34:27,041 --> 00:34:28,321 Sweetie! 545 00:34:29,126 --> 00:34:30,157 Sweetie. 546 00:34:30,461 --> 00:34:31,706 - Oh! 547 00:34:39,553 --> 00:34:41,178 Sweetie! Sweetie! 548 00:34:52,816 --> 00:34:55,105 I always thought I wanted a dog, but... 549 00:34:55,402 --> 00:34:57,359 I'm having second thoughts. 550 00:34:58,238 --> 00:35:00,527 All right, ready? Sit. Sit! 551 00:35:00,908 --> 00:35:03,114 Good! Hey, did you see that? 552 00:35:03,410 --> 00:35:04,655 Okay, now shake. 553 00:35:04,787 --> 00:35:06,115 Yoo-hoo! 554 00:35:06,246 --> 00:35:08,369 Shake. Shake. 555 00:35:08,749 --> 00:35:09,947 Here you go. 556 00:35:12,252 --> 00:35:13,711 "Sweaty"? 557 00:35:15,172 --> 00:35:17,544 I'm pretty sure it spells Sweetie, Dad. 558 00:35:21,261 --> 00:35:22,542 Wow. 559 00:35:27,101 --> 00:35:30,055 I love you. 560 00:35:38,362 --> 00:35:39,642 With Sweetie around, I'd hoped 561 00:35:39,822 --> 00:35:42,609 Dad would forget about joining the Wilderness Explorers. 562 00:35:42,991 --> 00:35:45,779 But Dad connected with his old troop master. 563 00:35:47,162 --> 00:35:49,119 As your father knows... 564 00:35:49,456 --> 00:35:52,956 we take our scouting very seriously in Troop 133. 565 00:35:53,293 --> 00:35:54,289 It's true. 566 00:35:54,503 --> 00:35:57,457 Only the very best get to be part of this troop. 567 00:35:57,673 --> 00:36:00,128 It's so great to be back here, Troop Master Barrett! 568 00:36:00,467 --> 00:36:02,543 Now, you boys get yourselves a uniform, 569 00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:04,796 and the first thing you'll do... 570 00:36:05,347 --> 00:36:09,131 is clean out that musty old storage locker. 571 00:36:09,518 --> 00:36:11,142 Oh! 572 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,311 Oh, really? Okay. 573 00:36:14,690 --> 00:36:16,766 Dad got more than he bargained for. 574 00:36:17,025 --> 00:36:20,311 But he couldn't wiggle out of it, that would set a bad example. 575 00:36:20,654 --> 00:36:23,441 Whittling is the kind of skill you'll need... 576 00:36:23,699 --> 00:36:26,783 for our upcoming wilderness weekend. 577 00:36:30,539 --> 00:36:32,117 I'm getting splinters. 578 00:36:32,374 --> 00:36:33,655 This is impossible. 579 00:36:36,170 --> 00:36:38,625 I have finished, Troop Master Barrett! 580 00:36:41,049 --> 00:36:44,003 It seems the only break I'll get this summer is at the country club. 581 00:36:44,678 --> 00:36:47,513 That is, as long as Rodrick doesn't ruin things. 582 00:36:48,015 --> 00:36:49,426 Hey! 583 00:36:51,351 --> 00:36:53,309 Don't forget about me. 584 00:36:54,229 --> 00:36:56,021 Go around the back! 585 00:37:02,070 --> 00:37:03,351 Marco! 586 00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:05,354 Polo! 587 00:37:06,575 --> 00:37:07,855 Marco! 588 00:37:08,577 --> 00:37:09,822 Polo! 589 00:37:29,097 --> 00:37:30,378 Rodrick? 590 00:37:31,099 --> 00:37:32,214 Rodrick! 591 00:37:32,559 --> 00:37:35,229 Hello, guvnor! Top of the crumpet to you! Ooh! 592 00:37:36,063 --> 00:37:40,191 Where's the nearest loo, mate? Mustered up a wee little tinkle! 593 00:37:40,442 --> 00:37:41,901 I don't want to sound like a snob, 594 00:37:42,069 --> 00:37:44,738 but I'm not sure Rodrick is country club material. 595 00:37:45,113 --> 00:37:46,394 Marco! 596 00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:47,855 Polo! 597 00:37:48,116 --> 00:37:50,868 Wow! You can hold your breath a really long time! 598 00:37:51,119 --> 00:37:52,744 Would you like another smoothie? 599 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,111 No, thanks. Polo! 600 00:37:54,289 --> 00:37:55,748 I'd like to order a few things. 601 00:37:56,124 --> 00:37:57,239 He's not serious. 602 00:37:57,584 --> 00:38:01,368 I'm very serious. Two orders of fries, vanilla shake extra thick... 603 00:38:01,630 --> 00:38:03,041 and anything with bacon on it. 604 00:38:03,966 --> 00:38:05,424 Fish out of water! 605 00:38:05,801 --> 00:38:09,086 Finally! I thought I'd never find you! 606 00:38:09,805 --> 00:38:11,085 What's Rodrick doing here? 607 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,261 I got invited! You got a problem? 608 00:38:14,643 --> 00:38:16,386 No! No problem! 609 00:38:18,313 --> 00:38:21,433 Mom is going to kill you! When did you get a tattoo? 610 00:38:21,775 --> 00:38:24,064 There's a lot you don't know about me, Greggy. 611 00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:27,904 Having Rodrick at the country club really made me nervous. 612 00:38:29,157 --> 00:38:31,565 I told him to keep a low profile. 613 00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:34,116 I didn't want to get fired from my fake job. 614 00:38:34,496 --> 00:38:37,283 But, of course, he didn't listen. 615 00:38:44,006 --> 00:38:45,630 It's Heather Hills time. 616 00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:47,628 Don't go over there. 617 00:38:48,010 --> 00:38:50,631 I'm not. She's coming to me. 618 00:38:52,180 --> 00:38:53,924 Rodrick did have a plan. 619 00:38:54,349 --> 00:38:57,303 Unfortunately, he came up with it himself. 620 00:38:57,853 --> 00:39:01,304 I guess he saw Heather's Lifeguard outfit and figured she'd be into... 621 00:39:01,648 --> 00:39:03,308 saving people and stuff. 622 00:39:08,363 --> 00:39:09,395 Cramp! 623 00:39:09,531 --> 00:39:12,817 Excuse me. What time does the snack bar close? 624 00:39:13,201 --> 00:39:16,321 What am I, a guidebook? Come back when you're drowning. 625 00:39:16,663 --> 00:39:17,694 Cramp! 626 00:39:19,166 --> 00:39:20,624 There's no need to be mean. 627 00:39:20,876 --> 00:39:23,331 Help! Hey, look, I'm drowning! Hey! 628 00:39:24,379 --> 00:39:27,214 Listen, shrimp, the reason I'm here in this ridiculous outfit 629 00:39:27,382 --> 00:39:28,960 is to get credit for my college application. 630 00:39:30,218 --> 00:39:31,677 Oh! I can't... 631 00:39:32,554 --> 00:39:33,669 I'm drowning! 632 00:39:35,390 --> 00:39:37,015 So bounce. 633 00:39:38,226 --> 00:39:40,515 Cramp! Help! Help! 634 00:39:41,229 --> 00:39:42,605 What the... 635 00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:43,810 I got you! 636 00:39:44,024 --> 00:39:45,020 Who are you? 637 00:39:45,359 --> 00:39:46,817 - I don't even know you! - You're okay. 638 00:39:47,069 --> 00:39:48,860 What is happening? 639 00:39:56,662 --> 00:39:57,860 Ohh! 640 00:40:13,762 --> 00:40:15,470 Guess what? 641 00:40:15,597 --> 00:40:16,878 We're going to the shore this weekend 642 00:40:17,099 --> 00:40:18,379 and my mom said I could invite you! 643 00:40:18,725 --> 00:40:20,634 The boardwalk's awesome. 644 00:40:20,769 --> 00:40:23,342 Go on the Cranium Shaker. You haven't lived till you've done that. 645 00:40:23,605 --> 00:40:24,886 You should come! 646 00:40:25,232 --> 00:40:28,517 I think most people would agree I'm a pretty likeable kid... 647 00:40:28,777 --> 00:40:32,228 but for some reason, I've never clicked with Mr. Jefferson. 648 00:40:36,952 --> 00:40:38,576 Greg. Honey. 649 00:40:40,622 --> 00:40:43,078 Your father and I have something to give you. 650 00:40:43,417 --> 00:40:47,366 You've showed us you're responsible enough to have one. 651 00:40:47,921 --> 00:40:49,202 Your own cell phone. 652 00:40:49,464 --> 00:40:51,587 Are you serious? My own cell phone? 653 00:40:57,431 --> 00:40:59,055 It doesn't have a keypad. 654 00:40:59,433 --> 00:41:02,387 It's a starter phone. You can call home or 911. 655 00:41:02,644 --> 00:41:04,269 We didn't want to overwhelm you. 656 00:41:05,981 --> 00:41:07,261 Thanks. 657 00:41:10,777 --> 00:41:12,106 Have a good time! 658 00:41:14,656 --> 00:41:15,771 See you. 659 00:41:22,122 --> 00:41:23,746 We're going to the boardwalk! 660 00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:25,575 I can't wait to ride the Cranium Shaker! 661 00:41:25,834 --> 00:41:28,123 The Cranium Shaker? 662 00:41:29,004 --> 00:41:30,415 You're too funny, Greg. 663 00:41:33,133 --> 00:41:34,461 MRS. Who wants to sing? 664 00:41:34,843 --> 00:41:35,874 Me! 665 00:41:36,511 --> 00:41:38,919 Five thousand bottles of milk on the wall 666 00:41:39,055 --> 00:41:40,799 Five thousand bottles of milk 667 00:41:41,183 --> 00:41:43,306 Take one down, pass it around 668 00:41:43,643 --> 00:41:46,763 Four thousand nine hundred ninety-nine Bottles of milk on the wall 669 00:41:54,154 --> 00:41:57,439 Sixteen bottles of milk on the wall Sixteen bottles of milk 670 00:41:57,699 --> 00:42:01,993 Take one down, pass it around Fifteen bottles of milk on the wall 671 00:42:12,506 --> 00:42:14,297 We're so far from the boardwalk. 672 00:42:15,091 --> 00:42:18,377 Oh, yeah! It's much quieter up here! 673 00:42:21,264 --> 00:42:25,048 MRS. Why don't we play "I love you because "? 674 00:42:25,185 --> 00:42:26,216 Yay! 675 00:42:26,353 --> 00:42:27,633 I'll start. 676 00:42:32,859 --> 00:42:34,140 I love you because... 677 00:42:34,778 --> 00:42:37,316 you're silly and you make me laugh. 678 00:42:39,533 --> 00:42:40,731 My turn. 679 00:42:46,957 --> 00:42:48,581 I love you because... 680 00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,166 you help me keep my body clean! 681 00:42:54,631 --> 00:42:55,911 Your turn, Greg. 682 00:43:01,555 --> 00:43:03,512 Land on me, land on me! 683 00:43:13,483 --> 00:43:15,440 I love you because... 684 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,107 your mustache is... really... 685 00:43:24,494 --> 00:43:26,617 because... 686 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,458 because... 687 00:43:34,671 --> 00:43:36,296 because... 688 00:43:37,757 --> 00:43:39,880 How do you even win this game? 689 00:43:54,608 --> 00:43:56,150 It's awfully crowded here. 690 00:43:56,443 --> 00:43:58,482 It's quieter at the amusement park. 691 00:43:58,778 --> 00:44:00,403 Who wants ice cream? 692 00:44:00,697 --> 00:44:02,322 - Yay! Strawberry! - Vanilla for me. 693 00:44:02,616 --> 00:44:04,822 Rocky Road! Thanks. 694 00:44:21,134 --> 00:44:23,506 We like to share, it's more fun that way. 695 00:44:25,805 --> 00:44:26,837 Would you like some? 696 00:44:27,641 --> 00:44:28,921 Oh, no, thanks. 697 00:44:29,392 --> 00:44:32,179 I just remembered I'm lactose intolerant. 698 00:44:33,897 --> 00:44:36,851 Meet us back here in exactly one hour. 699 00:44:37,233 --> 00:44:39,356 And no scary rides for you boys. 700 00:44:39,653 --> 00:44:40,684 Got it. 701 00:44:44,908 --> 00:44:46,865 Cranium Shaker, here we come. 702 00:44:47,243 --> 00:44:49,035 But my mom said... 703 00:44:59,089 --> 00:45:00,880 We'll come back later when the line goes down. 704 00:45:49,973 --> 00:45:51,515 There's no line! 705 00:45:55,895 --> 00:45:59,181 I did promise my mom we wouldn't go on any scary rides. 706 00:45:59,482 --> 00:46:01,309 But Rodrick says you haven't lived till 707 00:46:01,443 --> 00:46:03,269 you've been on the Cranium Shaker. 708 00:46:03,570 --> 00:46:04,601 Have you been on this ride? 709 00:46:04,738 --> 00:46:05,769 It's way scary. 710 00:46:05,905 --> 00:46:07,530 Did you hear what happened last summer? 711 00:46:08,158 --> 00:46:09,486 My brother knows a guy 712 00:46:09,617 --> 00:46:11,112 whose second cousin's half-brother 713 00:46:11,286 --> 00:46:12,780 went on this ride and got decapitated. 714 00:46:13,079 --> 00:46:14,110 No way! Way. 715 00:46:14,247 --> 00:46:16,868 It's true. I was working the ride that day. 716 00:46:18,334 --> 00:46:22,628 The car came down and his head... wasn't in it. 717 00:46:27,844 --> 00:46:30,631 When you guys get to the top... 718 00:46:31,181 --> 00:46:34,135 be sure not to rock the car back and forth. 719 00:46:34,517 --> 00:46:35,798 That's how... 720 00:47:06,132 --> 00:47:08,089 He said not to rock the car! 721 00:47:08,384 --> 00:47:10,176 Or our heads will be torn off! 722 00:47:12,388 --> 00:47:15,389 Greg, in case we don't make it, 723 00:47:15,517 --> 00:47:17,059 there's something I have to tell you. 724 00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:21,179 One time, I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my hands. 725 00:47:22,232 --> 00:47:25,683 One time, I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe. 726 00:47:26,653 --> 00:47:27,767 Wait. What? 727 00:47:39,165 --> 00:47:41,288 Slow it down, slow it down, slow it down! 728 00:47:42,710 --> 00:47:43,742 Greg! 729 00:47:43,878 --> 00:47:44,910 Rowley! 730 00:47:45,672 --> 00:47:46,703 Greg, Greg! 731 00:47:50,426 --> 00:47:52,503 Please! 732 00:47:56,432 --> 00:47:58,057 Greg! Greg! 733 00:48:10,405 --> 00:48:12,943 You were supposed to meet us an hour ago. 734 00:48:13,074 --> 00:48:14,355 We were searching everywhere. 735 00:48:14,701 --> 00:48:16,159 MR. We were about to call the police. 736 00:48:17,078 --> 00:48:21,158 We're very disappointed in you, Rowley. Very disappointed. 737 00:48:27,422 --> 00:48:29,213 They let us off easy! 738 00:48:30,717 --> 00:48:34,002 Why are you upset? They didn't even yell at us. 739 00:48:34,262 --> 00:48:36,053 They almost yelled. 740 00:48:36,431 --> 00:48:39,551 That was nothing. My parents would have screamed their heads off. 741 00:48:39,893 --> 00:48:41,351 They're disappointed in me. 742 00:48:41,603 --> 00:48:43,726 Big deal. Better than getting punished. 743 00:48:44,105 --> 00:48:47,391 Maybe for you. You're used to it. 744 00:49:00,413 --> 00:49:02,204 I can't wait to hit the hay. 745 00:49:02,457 --> 00:49:05,078 Hey, where are you going to sleep? 746 00:49:05,793 --> 00:49:09,245 I guess we're bunkmates! Hope you don't snore. 747 00:49:41,037 --> 00:49:42,994 I can't take this anymore. 748 00:50:21,577 --> 00:50:24,863 "Help. Get me out of here." 749 00:50:25,248 --> 00:50:27,869 "These people are driving me crazy." 750 00:50:35,091 --> 00:50:36,170 Send, send, send! 751 00:50:46,602 --> 00:50:48,560 Good morning, sleepyheads! 752 00:50:48,688 --> 00:50:50,479 Num, num, num, num! 753 00:50:50,606 --> 00:50:54,058 I have nine hundred and forty-nine e-mails? 754 00:50:56,612 --> 00:50:58,901 I need to go to the bathroom. 755 00:50:59,949 --> 00:51:01,906 I have to get out of here! 756 00:51:08,207 --> 00:51:10,829 Your call cannot be completed as dialed. 757 00:51:11,127 --> 00:51:13,914 Please check the number and dial again. 758 00:51:15,298 --> 00:51:16,673 What a piece of junk! 759 00:51:16,966 --> 00:51:20,086 FEMALE OPERATOR: 911. What is the nature of your emergency? 760 00:51:21,220 --> 00:51:22,501 Uh... 761 00:51:23,473 --> 00:51:25,430 Hello? Are you hurt? 762 00:51:33,816 --> 00:51:35,856 Do you have anything to tell us, Greg? 763 00:51:36,486 --> 00:51:38,110 - I don't think so. 764 00:51:38,404 --> 00:51:41,275 Anything about, "These people are driving me crazy"? 765 00:51:48,081 --> 00:51:49,112 Yes, Officers? 766 00:51:49,248 --> 00:51:50,280 He has a knife! 767 00:51:52,919 --> 00:51:54,199 Do not resist! 768 00:51:54,545 --> 00:51:55,577 Give me your hand! 769 00:51:56,005 --> 00:51:57,749 I tried to explain to Rowley's dad 770 00:51:57,924 --> 00:51:59,632 that I didn't mean to call 911... 771 00:51:59,926 --> 00:52:03,046 but he really wasn't interested in what I had to say. 772 00:52:03,346 --> 00:52:06,300 You're always getting into trouble with that Rowley kid. 773 00:52:07,016 --> 00:52:09,472 I'm starting to think he's a bad influence. 774 00:52:16,275 --> 00:52:17,818 Hey, Rowley. How's it going? 775 00:52:18,361 --> 00:52:19,985 Okay, I guess. 776 00:52:20,530 --> 00:52:22,736 So, are we still on for the country club? 777 00:52:23,032 --> 00:52:25,819 Actually... I'm not going to the country club today. 778 00:52:26,536 --> 00:52:27,650 Why not? 779 00:52:27,870 --> 00:52:30,990 What? Coming, Mom! Got to go! 780 00:52:35,044 --> 00:52:37,500 Ready to get my country club on! 781 00:52:39,298 --> 00:52:42,667 Rowley isn't going and I can't get in without him. 782 00:52:43,052 --> 00:52:46,504 Okay. Well, you snuck me in. 783 00:52:46,889 --> 00:52:51,183 So instead, sneak yourself in and then sneak me in. 784 00:52:51,477 --> 00:52:54,763 How? I need Rowley to get me past the front desk. 785 00:52:55,064 --> 00:52:57,353 Greg! If you don't go to "work"... 786 00:52:57,733 --> 00:52:59,311 "Dad" will know you don't have a job. 787 00:53:07,410 --> 00:53:10,115 No problem, right? Remember, you're a Jefferson. 788 00:53:10,413 --> 00:53:13,367 And don't forget to take out the trash. 789 00:53:15,251 --> 00:53:16,282 Hey. 790 00:53:18,588 --> 00:53:20,296 Aren't you going to say hello? 791 00:53:22,758 --> 00:53:23,873 Yes. 792 00:53:24,260 --> 00:53:26,716 How rude of me. Hello. 793 00:53:37,773 --> 00:53:38,888 Hey, Rowley! 794 00:53:40,234 --> 00:53:41,349 - Hey, Greg. - Cool. 795 00:53:41,611 --> 00:53:43,188 I didn't expect to see you here. 796 00:53:43,446 --> 00:53:47,740 Yeah! Well, my plans changed. 797 00:53:48,451 --> 00:53:51,571 I changed my... change. I mean... 798 00:53:51,954 --> 00:53:54,030 Maybe I'll catch up with you later? 799 00:53:58,085 --> 00:53:59,366 I don't believe it! 800 00:54:00,129 --> 00:54:03,249 You lied. You never lie! 801 00:54:04,133 --> 00:54:07,087 My parents don't want me to invite you anymore. 802 00:54:07,470 --> 00:54:10,387 I thought if I lied, I wouldn't hurt your feelings. 803 00:54:24,779 --> 00:54:25,893 Ugh. 804 00:54:37,416 --> 00:54:39,124 That was impressive. 805 00:55:08,990 --> 00:55:10,614 That's pretty high. 806 00:55:10,866 --> 00:55:12,658 Are you talking to yourself? 807 00:55:15,830 --> 00:55:17,324 No. Of course not! 808 00:55:17,665 --> 00:55:20,452 You were. You're talking to yourself because you're scared. 809 00:55:22,670 --> 00:55:24,959 I'm not scared. That's crazy! 810 00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:29,006 You don't understand because you're just a little kid. 811 00:55:31,178 --> 00:55:32,459 Then go. 812 00:56:06,881 --> 00:56:08,541 Holly! Where's your sunblock? 813 00:56:12,553 --> 00:56:14,510 - Whoa! 814 00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:34,320 Oh! 815 00:56:40,748 --> 00:56:43,204 I'm sorry. I don't understand. 816 00:56:43,584 --> 00:56:45,909 You see, I'm just a little kid. 817 00:56:50,591 --> 00:56:51,706 Hi, Greg! 818 00:56:54,095 --> 00:56:55,126 Hey, Holly! 819 00:56:55,304 --> 00:56:58,590 Oh, my gosh, it is so hot out. It's nice to cool off in here. 820 00:56:58,933 --> 00:57:00,392 Yeah, great. 821 00:57:00,768 --> 00:57:03,259 I was going to get ice cream. Want to join me? 822 00:57:03,813 --> 00:57:05,223 That'd be awesome! 823 00:57:06,273 --> 00:57:08,231 I mean, no. 824 00:57:08,651 --> 00:57:09,896 Another time, maybe. 825 00:57:10,152 --> 00:57:11,944 You sure? It's really good here. 826 00:57:13,447 --> 00:57:17,575 Yeah. I'm trying to lose a couple pounds. Thanks anyways. 827 00:57:18,786 --> 00:57:19,949 Okay. 828 00:57:35,678 --> 00:57:38,632 I am not the kind of person who likes skinny dipping... 829 00:57:38,973 --> 00:57:42,923 but I had no choice but to splash around all day, avoiding people. 830 00:57:43,185 --> 00:57:45,759 Attention, everybody, the club will be closing in 10 minutes, 831 00:57:45,896 --> 00:57:47,889 so everyone out of the pool. 832 00:57:52,486 --> 00:57:53,601 Rowley! 833 00:57:54,989 --> 00:57:57,112 Wait! I need help! 834 00:57:57,700 --> 00:57:59,277 How can I help you, sir? 835 00:57:59,994 --> 00:58:01,108 Oh... 836 00:58:03,998 --> 00:58:05,326 Could you pass me those? 837 00:58:06,500 --> 00:58:07,532 These? 838 00:58:29,356 --> 00:58:30,815 Oh, my gosh! 839 00:58:31,192 --> 00:58:32,816 You loser! 840 00:58:42,870 --> 00:58:44,993 I'm pretty sure that was the first and 841 00:58:45,164 --> 00:58:47,322 last time I'll ever go on the high dive. 842 00:58:48,542 --> 00:58:52,706 Unfortunately, with all the excitement, I forgot about Rodrick. 843 00:58:58,052 --> 00:58:59,166 Rodrick? 844 00:59:01,096 --> 00:59:02,377 Rodrick! 845 00:59:05,893 --> 00:59:06,924 Rodrick! 846 00:59:07,394 --> 00:59:08,474 Ugh! 847 00:59:08,604 --> 00:59:10,395 Why are you hugging me when Mom 848 00:59:10,523 --> 00:59:11,898 isn't here to see it? Get off me! 849 00:59:12,024 --> 00:59:13,103 Where have you been? 850 00:59:13,984 --> 00:59:16,143 Things might be getting harder at the country club, 851 00:59:16,403 --> 00:59:18,894 but my fake job made things much easier with Dad. 852 00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:20,520 Oh, brother. 853 00:59:22,284 --> 00:59:26,033 Daddy, can you make my hiccups hic down? 854 00:59:26,288 --> 00:59:28,577 I have to pick up Manny from his play date. 855 00:59:28,749 --> 00:59:31,074 We'll have dinner when I get back. 856 00:59:37,758 --> 00:59:38,873 Dad? 857 00:59:41,262 --> 00:59:42,293 Oh, no. 858 00:59:43,806 --> 00:59:45,882 I'm already in enough trouble. 859 00:59:46,934 --> 00:59:49,092 If that dog does anything to Tingy... 860 00:59:49,436 --> 00:59:50,717 Slow. 861 00:59:52,106 --> 00:59:53,220 Go. 862 01:00:03,117 --> 01:00:05,442 Good Sweetie. 863 01:00:06,287 --> 01:00:08,742 Who's a good boy? 864 01:00:10,124 --> 01:00:13,078 Who's going to give Tingy to Daddy? 865 01:00:13,627 --> 01:00:15,252 You are. 866 01:00:16,505 --> 01:00:17,786 You are! 867 01:00:18,966 --> 01:00:20,757 Come on, come on! 868 01:00:21,176 --> 01:00:22,968 Go that way, go that way! 869 01:00:41,697 --> 01:00:43,108 I have an idea. 870 01:00:47,828 --> 01:00:48,859 Here, Sweetie. 871 01:00:49,163 --> 01:00:51,452 Good idea. Good thinking! 872 01:00:54,877 --> 01:00:55,908 Oh, good. 873 01:00:56,045 --> 01:00:57,124 Come on, Sweetie. 874 01:00:57,338 --> 01:00:59,461 Good, good, good, good. 875 01:01:01,342 --> 01:01:02,373 Ha! 876 01:01:02,509 --> 01:01:03,790 I got it! 877 01:01:04,178 --> 01:01:05,458 Don't let him have that. 878 01:01:06,597 --> 01:01:07,676 Sweetie! 879 01:01:07,848 --> 01:01:10,054 Don't let him have that! Don't eat that! 880 01:01:15,940 --> 01:01:17,102 Oh. 881 01:01:29,703 --> 01:01:32,159 Is that... dog spit? 882 01:01:32,623 --> 01:01:35,410 How could there be so much? 883 01:01:37,294 --> 01:01:38,325 - Susan! - Mom! 884 01:01:38,545 --> 01:01:41,914 You go clean the house. I'll clean the roast! Go! 885 01:01:49,723 --> 01:01:51,930 You boys barely touched your pot roast. 886 01:01:52,726 --> 01:01:55,348 Are you kidding? I'm stuffed. 887 01:01:55,646 --> 01:01:57,603 I filled up on vegetables. 888 01:01:57,898 --> 01:01:59,523 More for us, then. 889 01:02:02,903 --> 01:02:05,774 I don't know what you did different... 890 01:02:06,073 --> 01:02:09,857 but this pot roast is unbelievable. 891 01:02:12,246 --> 01:02:13,526 Chef's secret. 892 01:02:16,083 --> 01:02:17,198 Great. 893 01:02:17,501 --> 01:02:18,781 And juicier! 894 01:02:32,266 --> 01:02:33,546 And you are? 895 01:02:38,772 --> 01:02:40,397 I'm Roland Gropper. 896 01:02:40,774 --> 01:02:42,150 Have a nice day, Roland. 897 01:02:44,862 --> 01:02:46,486 Okay, you told one lie. 898 01:02:47,114 --> 01:02:50,317 I can accept that. But this is getting out of control. 899 01:02:50,451 --> 01:02:51,731 I think you have a lying problem. 900 01:02:52,036 --> 01:02:56,329 I didn't lie about coming to the club today! We didn't even talk today. 901 01:02:56,957 --> 01:03:00,408 And how do you keep getting in here without me? 902 01:03:00,794 --> 01:03:02,586 Wait. You're not a member? 903 01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:04,919 Anyone want a smoothie? 904 01:03:05,382 --> 01:03:08,668 I don't care whether you're a member... but why sneak in? 905 01:03:11,221 --> 01:03:13,261 I wanted to hang out with you. 906 01:03:13,557 --> 01:03:16,262 I gave you my phone number. Why not just call me? 907 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:19,181 I tried, but I only had half the number, and... 908 01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:22,101 I'm freaking out! The D.J. for my Sweet Sixteen canceled... 909 01:03:22,399 --> 01:03:25,851 so he can fly to Africa to help build a hospital. What a jerk! 910 01:03:26,153 --> 01:03:28,525 Now what do I do for music? Whistle? 911 01:03:29,239 --> 01:03:30,271 What about live music? 912 01:03:31,742 --> 01:03:33,201 Do you know the band Löded Diper? 913 01:03:33,994 --> 01:03:35,275 Ew. That's a gross name. 914 01:03:35,579 --> 01:03:37,370 Live music would be really cool! 915 01:03:37,498 --> 01:03:40,368 You'd be the first at our school to have a real band. 916 01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:42,533 That's true. 917 01:03:42,836 --> 01:03:45,873 They're just coming off a world tour and are in town. 918 01:03:46,173 --> 01:03:48,545 I could get them to come as a favor for me. 919 01:03:48,842 --> 01:03:50,123 What kind of music do they play? 920 01:03:50,427 --> 01:03:52,799 Anything! They can play anything. 921 01:04:03,607 --> 01:04:04,638 Hey! 922 01:04:05,359 --> 01:04:06,390 Where were you? 923 01:04:06,610 --> 01:04:09,397 Rodrick, you are going to owe me the rest of your life. 924 01:04:10,197 --> 01:04:12,984 I got Löded Diper a gig... 925 01:04:13,367 --> 01:04:16,072 playing at Heather Hills' Sweet Sixteen. 926 01:04:17,371 --> 01:04:18,485 Really? 927 01:04:35,889 --> 01:04:37,846 Löded Diper activate. 928 01:04:40,060 --> 01:04:41,602 - You have her favorite song. - Song, check. 929 01:04:41,895 --> 01:04:43,520 - She wants you in tuxes. - Tuxes, check. 930 01:04:43,814 --> 01:04:45,261 You're ignoring everything I'm saying, aren't you? 931 01:04:45,357 --> 01:04:46,472 Ignoring you, check. 932 01:04:46,733 --> 01:04:50,601 Don't worry, little bro. It's going to be a good show. The best. 933 01:04:55,826 --> 01:04:59,776 Rowley! What are you doing next week? Löded Diper needs roadies! 934 01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,203 How can you stand to be near me when I lied? 935 01:05:02,833 --> 01:05:04,113 - What? - I'm a liar. 936 01:05:04,418 --> 01:05:06,707 You can never trust me again. 937 01:05:06,837 --> 01:05:08,794 The sacred bond of our friendship is broken. 938 01:05:09,089 --> 01:05:12,790 Rowley, I get it. You didn't want to hurt my feelings. 939 01:05:14,094 --> 01:05:17,297 And I didn't mean to get you in trouble with the Cranium Shaker. 940 01:05:17,764 --> 01:05:19,223 That's all right. 941 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:23,728 It was actually pretty fun. Now we can say we've really lived. 942 01:05:24,021 --> 01:05:26,476 So what about the gig? 943 01:05:26,773 --> 01:05:28,232 I've always wanted to be a roadie! 944 01:05:36,450 --> 01:05:38,241 Rise and shine, buddy! 945 01:05:38,952 --> 01:05:40,744 Don't want to be late for work. 946 01:05:41,038 --> 01:05:44,407 I'll drop you off at the way to the office, okay? 947 01:05:45,209 --> 01:05:47,248 Now Holly knows I'm not a member, 948 01:05:47,419 --> 01:05:49,495 there's no reason to sneak into the country club. 949 01:05:49,796 --> 01:05:51,836 But if my dad finds out I don't really have 950 01:05:52,007 --> 01:05:54,083 a job, my life won't be worth living. 951 01:05:54,468 --> 01:05:55,582 Thanks, Dad. 952 01:05:59,473 --> 01:06:02,889 I'm even considering telling him I got downsized. 953 01:06:03,018 --> 01:06:04,133 Hey. 954 01:06:06,647 --> 01:06:08,438 But I don't think he'll like it. 955 01:06:09,149 --> 01:06:10,940 The thing is, I'm using... 956 01:06:11,235 --> 01:06:14,520 so many identities, I'm having trouble keeping track of them. 957 01:06:14,821 --> 01:06:16,779 MR. This bill is five times the normal amount. 958 01:06:17,157 --> 01:06:18,438 I'm sorry, Mr. Jefferson, 959 01:06:18,617 --> 01:06:22,116 but your son has been ordering a lot of smoothies this month. 960 01:06:22,496 --> 01:06:24,287 There he is now. 961 01:06:24,915 --> 01:06:26,195 That is not my son. 962 01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:28,124 Of course. That's Roland Gropper. 963 01:06:28,418 --> 01:06:29,699 Good morning, Arthur! 964 01:06:30,003 --> 01:06:31,284 Hey, Rowley! 965 01:06:31,672 --> 01:06:34,459 Rowley! My man! What's up? 966 01:06:36,843 --> 01:06:39,132 Hey! You forgot your sunblock. 967 01:06:40,681 --> 01:06:41,712 Frank Heffley. 968 01:06:43,016 --> 01:06:45,638 Your son racked up a lot of charges on my account. 969 01:06:45,936 --> 01:06:48,225 What? He works here. Tell him. 970 01:06:48,522 --> 01:06:52,057 There must be some mistake. We don't employ minors. 971 01:07:02,953 --> 01:07:04,328 Do you not work here? 972 01:07:07,374 --> 01:07:08,833 Maybe not. 973 01:07:30,564 --> 01:07:34,015 $260 worth of smoothies? What were you thinking? 974 01:07:35,235 --> 01:07:37,856 I didn't know you get charged for what you order. 975 01:07:42,743 --> 01:07:43,774 I'll pay. 976 01:07:44,077 --> 01:07:45,108 Very good, sir. 977 01:08:04,848 --> 01:08:08,715 Aren't you going to yell at me? Aren't you mad? 978 01:08:11,271 --> 01:08:12,386 No. 979 01:08:14,441 --> 01:08:16,730 I'm just disappointed. 980 01:08:24,284 --> 01:08:25,565 We've got some serious trouble. 981 01:08:25,827 --> 01:08:27,784 Not you. Me. 982 01:08:28,121 --> 01:08:29,402 Yeah, mostly you. 983 01:08:29,790 --> 01:08:31,747 Look what I found in the mail. 984 01:08:39,299 --> 01:08:41,173 Welcome, prospective parents, 985 01:08:41,301 --> 01:08:43,459 to Spag Union Preparatory School. 986 01:08:43,845 --> 01:08:47,629 Through these gates is a world in which your boy will learn to thrive. 987 01:08:47,974 --> 01:08:51,806 Here we will impress upon him our three cornerstones to success: 988 01:08:52,145 --> 01:08:56,606 Intensive study, physical exercise, and, of course, discipline. 989 01:08:57,317 --> 01:08:58,598 I used to play video games. 990 01:08:59,486 --> 01:09:02,985 I was playing all the time... sometimes two hours a day. 991 01:09:03,323 --> 01:09:06,609 I'd lie to my parents and tell them I was studying when... 992 01:09:06,993 --> 01:09:10,327 really, I'd sneak to the mall to hang out with my friends. 993 01:09:10,664 --> 01:09:13,451 My parents sent me to Spag Union. 994 01:09:13,834 --> 01:09:15,660 My parents sent me to Spag Union. 995 01:09:16,044 --> 01:09:18,500 I don't waste my time with video games anymore. 996 01:09:18,839 --> 01:09:20,712 Spag Union taught me there's more 997 01:09:20,882 --> 01:09:22,791 adventure to be found in a good book. 998 01:09:25,887 --> 01:09:27,277 I don't lie about where I am anymore. 999 01:09:28,390 --> 01:09:30,050 Thanks to Spag Union 1000 01:09:30,183 --> 01:09:33,350 and the tracking device around my ankle, my parents know... 1001 01:09:33,687 --> 01:09:35,311 where I am 24/7. 1002 01:09:35,564 --> 01:09:37,971 Spag Union, turning irresponsible 1003 01:09:38,150 --> 01:09:40,522 little boys into men since 1925. 1004 01:09:40,861 --> 01:09:42,485 Spag Union! 1005 01:09:43,071 --> 01:09:44,649 They're going to send you there. 1006 01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:46,865 I really messed up. 1007 01:09:47,742 --> 01:09:48,822 What do I do? 1008 01:09:49,744 --> 01:09:50,824 Wilderness weekend! 1009 01:09:50,996 --> 01:09:54,329 You have 48 hours to prove to Dad you don't need Spag Union. 1010 01:09:54,916 --> 01:09:55,996 How? 1011 01:09:56,877 --> 01:10:01,005 By being the all-time best Wilderness Explorer there ever was. 1012 01:10:04,384 --> 01:10:08,002 You can't go to Spag Union! I don't want to go to school without you! 1013 01:10:09,055 --> 01:10:11,013 It's not really my choice. 1014 01:10:11,475 --> 01:10:16,682 Hello to the end of the beginning of it all 1015 01:10:17,314 --> 01:10:22,189 Summer takes a fall It's winner take it all 1016 01:10:23,028 --> 01:10:27,571 And if you are not understood I understand 1017 01:10:31,286 --> 01:10:36,493 Goodbye to the days that we filled with make believe 1018 01:10:37,167 --> 01:10:42,043 As far as we could see Possibility 1019 01:10:42,714 --> 01:10:47,043 We dreamed of all the things we thought we'd 1020 01:10:47,719 --> 01:10:50,720 Never do. 1021 01:10:56,102 --> 01:10:58,724 You got it? Is it solid? 1022 01:10:59,314 --> 01:11:00,345 Yes, sir! 1023 01:11:02,317 --> 01:11:03,348 "Sir"? 1024 01:11:12,285 --> 01:11:13,779 What are you doing? 1025 01:11:14,621 --> 01:11:16,412 This is where my troops set up! 1026 01:11:16,665 --> 01:11:19,286 Come on, Stan. There's plenty of good sites. 1027 01:11:19,626 --> 01:11:22,413 Give me a break. You don't know the first thing about camping. 1028 01:11:22,796 --> 01:11:25,002 You know the rules, Stan. Whoever gets 1029 01:11:25,173 --> 01:11:27,415 here first gets the pick of the campsites. 1030 01:11:27,676 --> 01:11:31,127 The best way to lay claim to a camp is to put tents on it. 1031 01:11:33,473 --> 01:11:35,762 Explorers! Install camp! 1032 01:11:36,309 --> 01:11:37,934 Hey, wait. Wait! 1033 01:11:38,687 --> 01:11:41,308 Here, come on, come on, come on! 1034 01:11:41,815 --> 01:11:42,929 Hold it up! 1035 01:11:43,191 --> 01:11:44,222 - Put it on! - I'm trying! 1036 01:11:44,484 --> 01:11:45,943 Not here, over there! 1037 01:11:51,658 --> 01:11:53,615 Move! Get the front! 1038 01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:17,013 Sorry, Frank. Doesn't look like there's any room... 1039 01:12:17,350 --> 01:12:21,348 for troops here, but there's still plenty of good sites. 1040 01:12:24,357 --> 01:12:29,150 Yeah, it's mighty convenient being so close to the bathrooms. 1041 01:12:39,414 --> 01:12:42,166 You all know the story of the muddy hand, don't you? 1042 01:12:43,543 --> 01:12:46,330 It was a dark and stormy night, like this one. 1043 01:12:46,713 --> 01:12:47,993 It is not stormy. 1044 01:12:48,256 --> 01:12:52,005 In these very woods, an old woodsman, a kindly soul... 1045 01:12:52,260 --> 01:12:54,052 was chopping wood in the rain for 1046 01:12:54,220 --> 01:12:56,047 a group of Wilderness Explorers. 1047 01:12:56,514 --> 01:12:57,546 So what happened? 1048 01:12:57,682 --> 01:12:58,761 Nothing. 1049 01:12:58,892 --> 01:13:00,386 If you consider the old woodsman 1050 01:13:00,518 --> 01:13:02,725 chopping off his own hand was nothing! 1051 01:13:03,438 --> 01:13:05,016 Didn't the Wilderness Explorers help him? 1052 01:13:05,148 --> 01:13:06,179 No. 1053 01:13:06,316 --> 01:13:08,273 They got scared and ran away. 1054 01:13:08,443 --> 01:13:09,522 Why would they do that? 1055 01:13:09,778 --> 01:13:12,066 Back at camp, the boys got to talking. 1056 01:13:12,739 --> 01:13:15,609 They decided that they should have helped the old woodsman 1057 01:13:15,742 --> 01:13:17,366 because he was helping them. 1058 01:13:17,744 --> 01:13:21,576 But when they got back to his cottage, his body was gone! 1059 01:13:21,956 --> 01:13:22,988 Gone? 1060 01:13:23,124 --> 01:13:24,749 All that was left... 1061 01:13:25,085 --> 01:13:26,709 was his hand! 1062 01:13:26,961 --> 01:13:28,705 I don't like this story. 1063 01:13:29,089 --> 01:13:32,873 Not one of those boys was ever seen again. 1064 01:13:33,259 --> 01:13:35,466 The only clue to what happened was 1065 01:13:35,637 --> 01:13:37,879 a muddy handprint on the side of the tent. 1066 01:13:38,765 --> 01:13:40,592 They say the muddy hand is still out there... 1067 01:13:41,601 --> 01:13:44,270 looking for more Wilderness Explorers... 1068 01:13:45,271 --> 01:13:46,303 and... 1069 01:13:46,731 --> 01:13:48,060 revenge! 1070 01:13:50,110 --> 01:13:51,390 I don't buy it. 1071 01:13:51,945 --> 01:13:53,902 How can a hand move by itself? 1072 01:13:58,993 --> 01:14:02,279 I remember "The Muddy Hand" from when I was a boy. 1073 01:14:02,622 --> 01:14:05,243 You can't beat the classics. 1074 01:14:05,625 --> 01:14:08,579 Okay! Bedtime, everyone. 1075 01:14:17,762 --> 01:14:19,043 Muddy hand! 1076 01:14:20,932 --> 01:14:22,212 Why'd you do that? 1077 01:14:22,517 --> 01:14:24,925 - Do what? - Hit me in the hand with a mallet! 1078 01:14:25,270 --> 01:14:28,389 - Me? - Yeah, you, with the mallet in your hand! 1079 01:14:30,275 --> 01:14:32,433 I can't stop making you mad at me. 1080 01:14:33,111 --> 01:14:34,391 If you... 1081 01:14:38,450 --> 01:14:39,908 Why am I mad? 1082 01:14:41,161 --> 01:14:42,904 Because I keep messing up. 1083 01:14:44,289 --> 01:14:48,073 Look, everybody messes up. Even me. 1084 01:14:50,295 --> 01:14:52,916 But I'm not afraid to admit it when I do. 1085 01:14:57,135 --> 01:14:59,092 Just go to sleep. 1086 01:15:25,830 --> 01:15:28,202 I hear at Spag Union, you have to call 1087 01:15:28,374 --> 01:15:30,782 the teachers "sir", even the ladies! 1088 01:15:35,381 --> 01:15:37,006 Did you see their tents? 1089 01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:41,250 They weren't even arranged in formation! What a bunch of losers. 1090 01:15:41,679 --> 01:15:45,463 Come on, son. A troop is only as good as its leader. 1091 01:15:45,850 --> 01:15:49,350 Any troop that would let Frank Heffley be Assistant Troop Master 1092 01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:50,510 is bound to be weak. 1093 01:15:51,564 --> 01:15:53,189 There are two types of people in the world. 1094 01:15:53,858 --> 01:15:54,889 Predators... 1095 01:15:55,193 --> 01:15:56,473 and prey. 1096 01:15:57,028 --> 01:15:59,982 Frank Heffley is a wounded gazelle. 1097 01:16:03,535 --> 01:16:05,823 I'll show them what Heffleys can do. 1098 01:16:06,079 --> 01:16:09,662 Don't make things worse. You'll end up at Spag Union for sure. 1099 01:16:09,916 --> 01:16:13,534 Only if we get caught. And I have a plan. 1100 01:16:17,715 --> 01:16:19,673 This is campsite 42. 1101 01:16:20,051 --> 01:16:21,676 This "X" is Stan Warren's tent. 1102 01:16:22,053 --> 01:16:23,796 We wait till they're not looking and 1103 01:16:23,972 --> 01:16:25,715 weave a web between these trees. 1104 01:16:26,057 --> 01:16:28,014 Then we make the web super-sticky. 1105 01:16:28,393 --> 01:16:32,342 Then we get some ants and put them in their sleeping bags. 1106 01:16:32,730 --> 01:16:34,390 When they get into their bunks, 1107 01:16:34,566 --> 01:16:36,226 the ants will drive them crazy! 1108 01:16:36,568 --> 01:16:38,809 They'll come running out and get stuck in 1109 01:16:38,987 --> 01:16:41,228 the web like flies. Revenge will be ours. 1110 01:16:47,287 --> 01:16:48,401 What are you doing? 1111 01:16:48,746 --> 01:16:51,700 I've been ensnared by my own handiwork. 1112 01:16:58,131 --> 01:16:59,162 Here are the ants. 1113 01:16:59,424 --> 01:17:01,251 I'll signal you if anything happens. 1114 01:17:01,759 --> 01:17:03,384 Hoot-hoot! Hoot-hoot! 1115 01:17:03,761 --> 01:17:05,042 Come on. 1116 01:17:26,951 --> 01:17:29,489 A refrigerator? Ready-made meals? 1117 01:17:30,288 --> 01:17:31,319 A TV? 1118 01:17:32,457 --> 01:17:34,081 This isn't camping! 1119 01:17:34,459 --> 01:17:36,747 Hoot-hoot! Hoot-hoot! 1120 01:17:45,219 --> 01:17:47,177 Good-bye, Gregory. You will always 1121 01:17:47,388 --> 01:17:49,345 be remembered for your bravery. 1122 01:17:55,647 --> 01:17:57,271 Raccoons. 1123 01:17:57,690 --> 01:17:58,721 Hmm. 1124 01:17:59,651 --> 01:18:00,931 Okay. 1125 01:18:01,486 --> 01:18:03,277 Where are you? 1126 01:18:04,489 --> 01:18:05,947 Hey, little guy! 1127 01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:08,945 Daddy needs a new fur hat! 1128 01:18:10,620 --> 01:18:11,948 Come out, come out, wherever you are! 1129 01:18:15,917 --> 01:18:17,459 Who's there? Show yourself! 1130 01:18:25,718 --> 01:18:26,749 Whoa! Ahh! 1131 01:18:26,886 --> 01:18:28,214 Ahh! No! 1132 01:18:31,099 --> 01:18:33,637 Someone from your troop violated our campsite. 1133 01:18:34,018 --> 01:18:36,141 That was a thousand dollar tent! 1134 01:18:38,856 --> 01:18:40,979 Okay, what happened? 1135 01:18:49,033 --> 01:18:50,064 I did it. 1136 01:18:50,243 --> 01:18:51,523 Greg, no! 1137 01:18:52,537 --> 01:18:53,651 Dad. 1138 01:18:54,372 --> 01:18:55,996 It was my idea. 1139 01:18:56,791 --> 01:18:59,412 I can't let them take the fall for me. 1140 01:19:00,795 --> 01:19:02,752 We didn't mean to burn up the tent. 1141 01:19:03,381 --> 01:19:04,661 No, but... 1142 01:19:04,966 --> 01:19:06,246 we did. 1143 01:19:10,054 --> 01:19:12,261 Greg was only defending your honor! 1144 01:19:12,557 --> 01:19:14,348 Mr. Warren disrespected you. 1145 01:19:14,642 --> 01:19:16,765 He called you a wounded gazelle. 1146 01:19:17,061 --> 01:19:18,472 Your boy should be expelled. 1147 01:19:18,604 --> 01:19:21,178 He's a disgrace to every Wilderness Explorer... 1148 01:19:21,566 --> 01:19:24,353 Shut up, Stan! Just shut up! 1149 01:19:26,070 --> 01:19:27,695 Hey, what is that? 1150 01:19:29,907 --> 01:19:32,280 A store-bought s'mores maker? 1151 01:19:32,577 --> 01:19:33,775 A TV? 1152 01:19:34,078 --> 01:19:35,703 Pre-tied knots? 1153 01:19:36,414 --> 01:19:38,038 Stan, you're a phony! 1154 01:19:38,332 --> 01:19:40,040 So much for the big camper. 1155 01:19:40,334 --> 01:19:43,620 I'm going to report this to the Wilderness Committee. 1156 01:19:43,921 --> 01:19:46,875 We'll see who looks ridiculous then, huh? 1157 01:19:49,260 --> 01:19:50,458 From what I hear, 1158 01:19:50,595 --> 01:19:52,303 Mr. Warren was completely abandoned 1159 01:19:52,513 --> 01:19:54,221 by his Wilderness Explorer troop. 1160 01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:59,384 These days, he runs a badminton league for kindergarteners. 1161 01:20:02,940 --> 01:20:04,565 Let's get out of here. 1162 01:20:07,779 --> 01:20:09,736 I have a confession to make. 1163 01:20:10,114 --> 01:20:11,739 I hate camping. 1164 01:20:13,284 --> 01:20:17,068 I don't understand what's so great about sleeping in a bag. 1165 01:20:17,371 --> 01:20:19,079 Like being in a bag isn't bad enough, 1166 01:20:19,248 --> 01:20:20,992 you have to lie in the dirt, too! 1167 01:20:21,292 --> 01:20:22,917 I know. It's crazy! 1168 01:20:23,211 --> 01:20:24,491 Beds were invented for a reason. 1169 01:20:24,796 --> 01:20:28,745 Yeah. And roofs. And walls. And bathrooms. 1170 01:20:29,467 --> 01:20:31,590 Pizza delivery places. 1171 01:20:38,142 --> 01:20:39,423 Hey, look at me. 1172 01:20:43,064 --> 01:20:45,103 I'm not sending you to Spag Union. 1173 01:20:47,985 --> 01:20:50,441 You know what my grandpa used to say? 1174 01:20:54,742 --> 01:20:57,363 "A man who never made a mistake..." 1175 01:20:57,995 --> 01:20:59,787 "... never made anything." 1176 01:21:01,833 --> 01:21:03,291 The trick is... 1177 01:21:03,584 --> 01:21:06,122 to be responsible and learn from your mistakes. 1178 01:21:07,672 --> 01:21:09,629 And you can do that. 1179 01:21:10,675 --> 01:21:13,047 You're a really great kid, Greg. 1180 01:21:14,846 --> 01:21:18,974 And I'm not just saying that because we're a lot alike. 1181 01:21:24,188 --> 01:21:26,181 Comic strip fans all over the country are 1182 01:21:26,357 --> 01:21:28,397 rejoicing at the news that the beloved... 1183 01:21:28,693 --> 01:21:30,484 Li'l Cutie will continue. 1184 01:21:30,778 --> 01:21:34,147 The son of cartoonist Bob Post is taking over for his father... 1185 01:21:34,532 --> 01:21:35,907 and says he is looking forward to 1186 01:21:36,117 --> 01:21:37,528 continuing Li'l Cutie's adventures 1187 01:21:37,660 --> 01:21:39,451 for generations to come. 1188 01:21:39,787 --> 01:21:41,447 It can't be happening! 1189 01:21:41,622 --> 01:21:43,330 We'll never get rid of that garbage! 1190 01:21:44,041 --> 01:21:46,330 Oh, golly. 1191 01:21:46,711 --> 01:21:48,668 I have to say, I didn't expect 1192 01:21:48,838 --> 01:21:50,830 the Wilderness weekend to work out so well. 1193 01:21:51,215 --> 01:21:53,671 Now all I have to worry about is getting through Löded Diper's gig 1194 01:21:53,801 --> 01:21:55,841 without looking like an idiot. 1195 01:22:03,978 --> 01:22:05,258 You're on in 30 minutes. 1196 01:22:05,563 --> 01:22:07,686 Relax! My brother was working on 1197 01:22:07,857 --> 01:22:10,015 the pyrotechnics all day, it's gonna kick butt. 1198 01:22:10,318 --> 01:22:12,690 Wait. What does your brother do? 1199 01:22:12,987 --> 01:22:14,267 He's a demolition expert. 1200 01:22:14,572 --> 01:22:19,198 Leave the rocking to us, okay? It's what we do. 1201 01:22:19,493 --> 01:22:20,774 Now get to work, roadies. 1202 01:22:26,083 --> 01:22:28,621 Wow. Is that supposed to be Heather? 1203 01:22:30,129 --> 01:22:31,160 Weird. 1204 01:22:31,589 --> 01:22:33,213 This is amazing! 1205 01:22:34,258 --> 01:22:36,381 There's even a chocolate fountain! 1206 01:22:40,514 --> 01:22:43,136 What are you doing? You two are roadies. 1207 01:22:43,684 --> 01:22:47,634 Which means you're employees. No chocolate fountain for employees. 1208 01:22:48,272 --> 01:22:49,648 These guys are my friends. 1209 01:22:49,941 --> 01:22:51,221 Wow, Holly. 1210 01:22:51,776 --> 01:22:55,061 Wow. You've managed to take my Sweet Sixteen... 1211 01:22:55,446 --> 01:22:57,071 and make it all about you. 1212 01:22:57,531 --> 01:22:58,563 So selfish! 1213 01:22:58,699 --> 01:22:59,778 So selfish! 1214 01:23:00,952 --> 01:23:02,991 Listen, midgets, the only reason you're 1215 01:23:03,204 --> 01:23:05,243 here is 'cause I was forced to invite you. 1216 01:23:05,623 --> 01:23:08,244 So stay out of my eye-line! ¿Comprende? 1217 01:23:12,546 --> 01:23:13,661 She's into drama. 1218 01:23:13,965 --> 01:23:15,672 She's like Rodrick in a dress! 1219 01:23:17,468 --> 01:23:19,425 Is your brother's band all set up? 1220 01:23:20,137 --> 01:23:22,426 I'm really looking forward to their performance. 1221 01:23:31,399 --> 01:23:32,941 It was your grandmother's. 1222 01:23:33,234 --> 01:23:35,191 So it's, like, used? 1223 01:23:38,823 --> 01:23:39,854 Ben! 1224 01:23:40,157 --> 01:23:42,399 I need to make a love connection with Heather. 1225 01:23:42,576 --> 01:23:44,865 I want to sing lead vocals. 1226 01:23:45,246 --> 01:23:47,452 But I don't know how to play drums. 1227 01:23:47,748 --> 01:23:51,034 Dude, two words, fast and loud. 1228 01:23:51,335 --> 01:23:53,127 Especially loud. 1229 01:23:55,506 --> 01:23:59,124 Oh my signal, press that red button, okay? 1230 01:24:00,678 --> 01:24:02,469 Shoo! Move, move! 1231 01:24:04,682 --> 01:24:08,300 This song goes out to a very special little lady. 1232 01:24:08,853 --> 01:24:10,477 Heather Hills... 1233 01:24:10,938 --> 01:24:12,219 this one's for you. 1234 01:24:15,109 --> 01:24:18,145 Why aren't they in tuxes? They were supposed to wear tuxes! 1235 01:24:19,864 --> 01:24:21,903 Ohh, ahh 1236 01:24:23,617 --> 01:24:25,409 Ohh, ahh 1237 01:24:25,536 --> 01:24:27,327 It's her favorite song. 1238 01:24:27,455 --> 01:24:29,993 Ohh, ahh, ohh 1239 01:24:31,834 --> 01:24:34,954 You know you love me I know you care 1240 01:24:35,338 --> 01:24:38,255 Just shout whenever And I'll be there 1241 01:24:39,133 --> 01:24:42,169 You want my love You want my heart 1242 01:24:42,970 --> 01:24:46,090 We will never, ever, ever be apart 1243 01:24:46,223 --> 01:24:50,091 And now it's like Baby, baby, baby, oh 1244 01:24:50,311 --> 01:24:53,762 Like baby, baby, baby, no 1245 01:24:53,898 --> 01:24:57,646 Baby, baby, baby, oh 1246 01:24:58,152 --> 01:25:01,485 I thought you'd always be mine 1247 01:25:04,075 --> 01:25:07,194 I need to dazzle her. Crank it up Full Diper! 1248 01:25:07,578 --> 01:25:08,609 Hit that button! 1249 01:25:11,165 --> 01:25:12,707 Baby, baby, baby, oh 1250 01:25:12,833 --> 01:25:15,289 Like, baby, baby, baby, no 1251 01:25:15,586 --> 01:25:18,540 Like, baby, baby, baby, oh 1252 01:25:18,672 --> 01:25:20,914 I thought you'd always be mine 1253 01:25:21,258 --> 01:25:24,129 Whoo! For you I would have done whatever 1254 01:25:24,261 --> 01:25:27,511 I just can't believe we ain't together 1255 01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:30,391 I want to play it cool But I'm losing you 1256 01:25:30,518 --> 01:25:33,435 I'll buy you anything I'll buy you any ring 1257 01:25:33,562 --> 01:25:36,397 I'm in pieces Baby, fix me 1258 01:25:36,524 --> 01:25:39,359 Shake me till you wake me From this bad dream 1259 01:25:39,485 --> 01:25:42,901 I'm going down, down, down, down, down 1260 01:25:43,030 --> 01:25:45,568 I just can't believe Heather Hills won't be around 1261 01:25:45,699 --> 01:25:48,570 Baby, baby, baby, oh 1262 01:25:48,702 --> 01:25:51,538 Like, baby, baby, baby, no 1263 01:25:51,664 --> 01:25:54,499 Like, baby, baby, baby, oh 1264 01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:57,491 I thought you would always be mine 1265 01:26:00,965 --> 01:26:02,245 No. No! 1266 01:26:04,135 --> 01:26:05,759 I'm going to kill you! 1267 01:26:11,100 --> 01:26:12,724 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1268 01:26:28,325 --> 01:26:30,781 So, Heather... you're a pretty cool chick. 1269 01:26:31,412 --> 01:26:34,615 Maybe I could call you next week and we could hang? 1270 01:26:46,677 --> 01:26:48,136 Go for it. 1271 01:26:54,852 --> 01:26:56,132 I'm really sorry. 1272 01:26:57,104 --> 01:26:59,476 Don't be. This is awesome! 1273 01:27:00,524 --> 01:27:02,980 She wanted people to remember her Sweet Sixteen. 1274 01:27:05,029 --> 01:27:07,401 People will definitely remember this. 1275 01:27:20,336 --> 01:27:21,367 Okay, so... 1276 01:27:21,879 --> 01:27:24,251 the summer didn't go exactly as planned, 1277 01:27:24,465 --> 01:27:26,837 but in the end, it all worked out okay. 1278 01:27:27,134 --> 01:27:30,585 Rowley and Holly came to the municipal pool as my guests. 1279 01:27:34,725 --> 01:27:36,100 Hey! Who's hungry? 1280 01:27:44,818 --> 01:27:49,196 All in all, this might go down as the best summer ever. 1281 01:27:53,410 --> 01:27:56,372 As for my dad, we may not see eye to eye on everything... 1282 01:27:56,664 --> 01:27:57,944 but we work as a team. 1283 01:27:58,249 --> 01:27:59,956 Sweetie, not the roast again! 1284 01:28:00,251 --> 01:28:01,531 Drop it! Bad dog! 1285 01:28:01,919 --> 01:28:03,330 Good dog! Good Sweetie! 1286 01:28:05,699 --> 01:28:10,285 Thank you for using the subs regards, shock...