1 00:00:21,042 --> 00:00:27,042 DO NOT EXPECT TOO MUCH FROM THE END OF THE WORLD 2 00:00:31,215 --> 00:00:37,215 (A) ANGELA: A CONVERSATION WITH A 1981 FILM 3 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,994 OLD BLANKET. 4 00:00:41,018 --> 00:00:44,827 WHICH SHALL I COVER. 5 00:00:44,851 --> 00:00:48,375 MY HEAD OR MY FEET? 6 00:01:05,164 --> 00:01:07,406 Fucking shit! 7 00:01:14,583 --> 00:01:16,617 Fuck it! 8 00:01:21,578 --> 00:01:23,578 Oh. 9 00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:21,667 Fuck! 10 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:51,492 WE SEND YOU TO THE USA 11 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:55,908 CHANCES, AMERICA 12 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:30,700 ANGELA MOVES ON 13 00:04:22,208 --> 00:04:25,533 Wassup, this your bro Bobiță. 14 00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:29,033 Thanks for the likes yesterday. 15 00:04:29,175 --> 00:04:35,093 I'm up early, last night I was with my mate Andrew Tate, 16 00:04:35,417 --> 00:04:38,619 picking up some hot stupid cunts 17 00:04:38,643 --> 00:04:43,950 who flocked around my Maserati like they hadn't seen a car before. 18 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:49,108 They wouldn't let me go until I fucked them in the ass, mouth, and cunt. 19 00:04:49,132 --> 00:04:51,184 See ya, cheers! 20 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,533 Remember, like and share! 21 00:06:01,167 --> 00:06:03,369 - Our promotion... - I know it. 22 00:06:03,393 --> 00:06:05,660 Uber also has Uber for Ukraine. 23 00:06:05,684 --> 00:06:07,702 I heard a joke about it. 24 00:06:07,726 --> 00:06:13,726 In the US, where you can buy guns from supermarkets, 25 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:20,125 a teenager buys a whole arsenal to slaughter his schoolmates. 26 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:24,952 The shop assistant goes "Would you like a bazooka? 27 00:06:24,976 --> 00:06:30,507 For each bazooka we sell, we send a machine gun to Ukraine." 28 00:06:35,026 --> 00:06:39,618 For all Bobiță fans, here's a Hollywood production, 29 00:06:39,642 --> 00:06:43,009 introduced by the MGM lion. 30 00:06:43,033 --> 00:06:45,484 Blow me! 31 00:06:46,708 --> 00:06:48,708 Blow me! 32 00:07:06,375 --> 00:07:11,035 Let's do the robot Let's destroy the whole lot. 33 00:07:11,059 --> 00:07:15,950 Let's kick the dead man's butt Make him do the robot 34 00:07:35,042 --> 00:07:38,200 2-9-5, here we start. 35 00:07:38,421 --> 00:07:41,744 Apusului Street, where tram 36 turns, 36 00:07:41,768 --> 00:07:44,124 Comrade Zaharia. 37 00:08:06,503 --> 00:08:10,132 The Cimpoiului tram stop. 38 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,560 Angela Răducanu from Forbidden Planet. 39 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:47,742 Please take off your shoes! 40 00:09:48,052 --> 00:09:51,509 Sure. My friends with babies do the same. 41 00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:55,451 No babies for us yet, but we like to keep clean. 42 00:09:55,475 --> 00:09:57,117 Of course. 43 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:59,250 - Hello. - Hello. 44 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:03,117 - Mr Pepenaș? - He's out fishing. 45 00:10:03,292 --> 00:10:07,075 Bebe called him, he went out with him. 46 00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:11,533 No way. I'm here for his audition! 47 00:10:12,292 --> 00:10:14,035 I told him, but... 48 00:10:14,059 --> 00:10:18,795 And he let me drive here first thing in the morning! 49 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:21,184 Whatever. 50 00:10:21,270 --> 00:10:24,155 He said you could do it over Zoom. 51 00:10:24,179 --> 00:10:26,617 - He has the app? - Of course! 52 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:29,702 We use it to talk to our daughter in Spain. 53 00:10:29,726 --> 00:10:33,037 - She lives in Zaragoza. - That's in Spain. 54 00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:34,835 No idea. 55 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:38,700 Back then, they got orders from the Secret Police, 56 00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:41,176 or from Ceaușescu himself. 57 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,701 If he wanted a footballer to win the Golden Boot, 58 00:10:44,725 --> 00:10:48,285 they had to let him score 3-4 times in each game, 59 00:10:48,309 --> 00:10:50,160 against each team. 60 00:10:50,184 --> 00:10:54,952 That's how Rodion Cămătaru won the Golden Boot in 1987. 61 00:10:54,976 --> 00:10:57,851 Right. I'm ready. 62 00:10:57,937 --> 00:11:01,095 I need you to introduce yourself 63 00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:06,742 and tell your story, how it all happened. 64 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,101 In your own words. 65 00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:12,973 And show your bandaged arm to the camera. 66 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:18,117 End with the advice about following regulations. 67 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:24,280 Then I send the footage to Forbidden Planet and they decide. 68 00:11:24,542 --> 00:11:26,434 Well, some foreigners do. 69 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:31,802 And the contract will be with you? It's 500 euro, right? 70 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:38,290 If they select him. But it's the company who signs, not me. 71 00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:40,528 Uh... Ah. 72 00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:46,036 Please use an artificial background. 73 00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:51,742 We can't show you having fun. It should look dramatic. 74 00:11:51,958 --> 00:11:54,117 Something tragic. 75 00:11:54,417 --> 00:11:59,242 This is a better image. Let me press "record". 76 00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:01,583 You can start. 77 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:05,202 My name is Pepenaș Rodion, like the footballer. 78 00:12:05,226 --> 00:12:06,773 I'm 54. 79 00:12:07,174 --> 00:12:10,933 Two weeks ago we tested a new planing machine 80 00:12:10,957 --> 00:12:14,950 and I didn't follow the operating instructions. 81 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:18,325 It caught my hand and cut off my fingers. 82 00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:23,509 My coworkers helped me, bandaged it with a shirt, 83 00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:28,410 at the hospital I got a lot of stitches, 84 00:12:28,434 --> 00:12:32,325 my fingers couldn't be saved, 85 00:12:32,737 --> 00:12:35,895 and they put on a sterile bandage. 86 00:12:36,007 --> 00:12:38,292 Were you wearing a helmet? 87 00:12:38,316 --> 00:12:41,933 No, but that doesn't protect hands. 88 00:12:41,957 --> 00:12:44,494 I know, but they make me ask. 89 00:12:44,518 --> 00:12:48,535 They bought new equipment with fancy protection sensors 90 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,325 and they want to show it off. 91 00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:55,825 What was also very serious, I believe, 92 00:12:55,917 --> 00:13:01,533 is that his two coworkers first called the bosses, who said 93 00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:08,033 not to call an ambulance until they check his employment contract. 94 00:13:08,292 --> 00:13:13,533 They left him howling in pain for about an hour. 95 00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:20,125 He won't tell you, but they took his mobile phone, so he wouldn't call. 96 00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,244 Yes. 97 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:25,075 Now the advice, right. 98 00:13:26,958 --> 00:13:28,283 Go. 99 00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:31,950 When new equipment is brought into our plant, 100 00:13:32,042 --> 00:13:37,640 all my colleagues using them should follow the instructions 101 00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:40,408 so they don't share my fate. 102 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:43,742 I was lucky, it could have been worse. 103 00:13:44,581 --> 00:13:46,323 - Excellent. 104 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,489 Let me take a photo. 105 00:13:48,684 --> 00:13:51,009 A screenshot. 106 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,533 - And now we hope. - Yes. 107 00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:02,093 We could do with that money. 108 00:14:02,117 --> 00:14:06,033 Winter is coming and we can't afford the heating. 109 00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:09,676 It was cut off for two months last year. 110 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,117 My nose nearly froze off. 111 00:14:12,549 --> 00:14:17,415 Prices are so high, what with the war in Ukraine... 112 00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:19,494 Let's hope they pick you. 113 00:14:19,518 --> 00:14:23,660 Fuel prices are up too, but it's not the war. 114 00:14:23,684 --> 00:14:28,975 Shell is boasting a 500% profit growth. 115 00:14:28,999 --> 00:14:31,898 OMV too. 116 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:38,117 Those bastards deserve to be burned alive in oil barrels. 117 00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:43,492 We too, if we had a union we'd have had some leverage. 118 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:48,401 Should have unionized. I'll hang up now. 119 00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:51,811 Strong rod, Rodi! 120 00:14:51,835 --> 00:14:54,450 I caught some already. 121 00:14:56,542 --> 00:15:01,827 Speaking of fish, I just remembered that horrible joke. 122 00:15:01,851 --> 00:15:05,325 What does a blind man say at the fish market? 123 00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:08,503 "Hi there, girls!" 124 00:15:08,785 --> 00:15:10,785 I knew it. 125 00:15:21,893 --> 00:15:23,869 Hi, Bobiță here! 126 00:15:23,893 --> 00:15:29,893 Apparently here, on the lake, they're gonna make a huge water park. 127 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:35,843 You'd have to be a retard to get in this filthy shithole 128 00:15:35,867 --> 00:15:41,867 when you can go to Therme, or Fratelli, some luxury joint! 129 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:45,325 Let me tell you who's going to come here. 130 00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:46,952 Sluts! 131 00:15:46,976 --> 00:15:50,533 Syphilis and AIDS-ridden sluts and their pimps. 132 00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:54,283 And I don't mean like Pimp My Ride. 133 00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:57,533 A nation of sluts and pimps! 134 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,533 Fuck them all. 135 00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:03,119 You won't catch me dead here. 136 00:16:03,143 --> 00:16:05,450 You'll find me in Therme, 137 00:16:05,562 --> 00:16:11,562 mouth-fucking all those pretty, healthy, clean girls. 138 00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:17,369 Clean enough you'd drink water from their cunts. 139 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:21,658 None of those sluts full of cellulitis and stretch marks, 140 00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:25,479 crawling with cooties, like this guy. 141 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,434 Think you can stop anywhere? 142 00:17:51,590 --> 00:17:53,249 - Taxi drivers. 143 00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:55,417 You're blocking traffic! 144 00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,742 Great start to the day. 145 00:18:20,124 --> 00:18:22,491 So sorry I'm late! 146 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:24,968 Check out that belly button! 147 00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:29,503 HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO FOR YOUR BABY? 148 00:18:30,356 --> 00:18:32,749 Prince Charles will be king now. 149 00:18:32,984 --> 00:18:36,684 You know he has an estate here, in Viscri. 150 00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:41,492 - He'll give us a lot. - Yes, a royal cock. 151 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,446 Language, dear. 152 00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:47,119 Me, I liked the Queen. She had that elegance. 153 00:18:47,143 --> 00:18:50,315 - Just ask the Indians. - Oh well. 154 00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:01,417 Thanks, man. 155 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:06,533 Everyone just bulls forward, forget traffic regulations! 156 00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:09,143 - Poor souls! 157 00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:13,698 There's no more room. We'll suffocate each other. 158 00:19:14,599 --> 00:19:16,599 Sometimes when I get out of the car... 159 00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:18,976 I feel like an astronaut. 160 00:19:19,062 --> 00:19:21,062 Look at this one. 161 00:19:21,878 --> 00:19:26,908 Come upon a planet with an atmosphere made of 100% farts. 162 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:32,378 There's the illegal garbage burning, too. 163 00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:37,700 I hope those guys die slowly and painfully of cancer. 164 00:19:38,864 --> 00:19:40,674 Gypsies, all of them. 165 00:19:40,792 --> 00:19:45,283 It's foreign companies sending garbage from all over Europe. 166 00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:49,575 - Germany, Italy... - But our Gypsies burn them. 167 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:54,950 - Why doesn't anyone stop them? - It's a vicious circle. 168 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:58,700 If I forgot and handed you the knife, 169 00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:02,926 you slapped me because that starts the argument. 170 00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:05,133 - I can't remember. 171 00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:07,283 Of course. 172 00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:08,825 Hi! 173 00:20:08,968 --> 00:20:11,418 - Hello. - What's up, Angi? 174 00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:17,533 Looking for a double-muzzled dog that can bark while it bites. 175 00:20:17,627 --> 00:20:18,787 What? 176 00:20:18,811 --> 00:20:21,093 - Working, what else? 177 00:20:21,117 --> 00:20:24,261 I sent you the first handicapped guy. 178 00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:27,242 I saw. Is he able? 179 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:31,707 Not sure, he was gone fishing, we had a Zoom call. 180 00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:34,934 But he's articulate and cooperates. 181 00:20:35,247 --> 00:20:40,031 We have one more in Ferentari. I mailed you the phone and address. 182 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,542 Ferentari? OK. 183 00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:47,343 When can you have them done? 184 00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:50,835 Including the new one, maybe 1:30. 185 00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,934 Two o'clock tops. 186 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:57,411 Good. Don't miss the pre-production meeting. 187 00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:00,253 I'm dead tired! 188 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:05,533 You know I put in 16 hours a day for the History Channel idiots. 189 00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:10,450 Can't be helped, everyone's filming for Canis Majoris Attacks. 190 00:21:10,785 --> 00:21:13,196 They're doing overtime too. 191 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:16,992 I'm low on staff, there's a lot of green screen. 192 00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:22,492 The director is a crazy German, Uwe Boll, who beats people up. 193 00:21:22,596 --> 00:21:24,921 And I'm telling you I'm dead. 194 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:30,401 It's one thing to be in the office and another to do fieldwork, 195 00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:33,018 doubling as driver and whatnot. 196 00:21:33,143 --> 00:21:38,867 Last night I fell asleep at the wheel, I woke up when a lorry honked. 197 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,926 I've been doing 16-17 hours for a month. 198 00:21:41,950 --> 00:21:45,075 Just have a strong coffee. 199 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:50,588 If I had anyone else to send, I would. See you at four. 200 00:21:50,612 --> 00:21:52,765 Can't be helped. Bye. 201 00:21:58,542 --> 00:22:00,542 Hard times. 202 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,700 Hope he dies slowly and painfully of cancer too. 203 00:22:03,958 --> 00:22:09,393 They make dozens of thousands of euros. It makes 16 hours a day worth it. 204 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:13,309 And I need to beg them for my fucking salary! 205 00:22:13,411 --> 00:22:15,411 Language! 206 00:22:30,296 --> 00:22:34,454 CHRISTIAN ORTHODOX CEMETERY 207 00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:43,478 WWW.CEMETERY.RO 208 00:22:49,788 --> 00:22:52,472 They say Saint Seraphim of Sarov 209 00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:56,726 always shouted "Christ is risen!" when entering a cemetery. 210 00:22:56,883 --> 00:23:02,815 And the buried dead merrily answered "Truly He is risen!" 211 00:23:16,206 --> 00:23:18,206 Hello? 212 00:23:19,706 --> 00:23:21,281 No, no. 213 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:24,825 I'm not interested in insurance. 214 00:23:25,792 --> 00:23:28,077 No, Madam, I'm busy. 215 00:23:28,101 --> 00:23:32,166 I'm busy later too. And tomorrow and the day after. 216 00:23:33,591 --> 00:23:38,625 I'm not interested, why do you insist? 217 00:23:40,917 --> 00:23:43,742 I see, well I have to hang up now. 218 00:23:47,408 --> 00:23:53,408 PASSER-BY, DON'T PASS COLDLY I WAS LIKE YOU, YOU WILL BE LIKE ME. 219 00:23:56,292 --> 00:23:57,968 Hello. 220 00:23:57,992 --> 00:24:01,249 Which part got returned to the owner? 221 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,955 - Everything over there. 222 00:24:02,979 --> 00:24:05,433 Who will do the exhumations? 223 00:24:05,567 --> 00:24:09,934 No idea, Madam, we just know there was a lawsuit. 224 00:24:10,292 --> 00:24:12,742 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 225 00:24:13,208 --> 00:24:16,408 How are they supposed to know, Mum? 226 00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:30,408 Sanda told me you're doing those vulgar videos again. 227 00:24:31,195 --> 00:24:32,730 Big deal. 228 00:24:32,754 --> 00:24:35,867 I'm just making fun of things. 229 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:42,643 So I don't go crazy. All day long, just work, work, work. 230 00:24:43,843 --> 00:24:45,876 BUCHAREST MARTYRED CITY 231 00:26:20,465 --> 00:26:22,858 Getting cultured? 232 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,533 This is hardly a woman's job. 233 00:26:32,042 --> 00:26:35,075 - What's your job? - Me? 234 00:26:35,292 --> 00:26:37,292 I'm a chef. 235 00:26:39,042 --> 00:26:43,674 Good one. So that's a strong man's job? 236 00:26:43,856 --> 00:26:48,056 You should know the best chefs are always men. 237 00:26:48,583 --> 00:26:50,783 You don't say! 238 00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:56,379 How much do you make? 239 00:26:59,125 --> 00:27:02,143 - The basic salary... - Not that. 240 00:27:02,237 --> 00:27:05,228 It's the tips that make the difference. 241 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:08,765 I don't count that. 242 00:27:09,155 --> 00:27:11,155 You don't trust me? 243 00:27:12,167 --> 00:27:14,167 No. 244 00:27:16,208 --> 00:27:17,992 Stop here. 245 00:30:11,425 --> 00:30:14,497 Destination is on the left. 246 00:30:43,702 --> 00:30:45,061 Who's there? 247 00:30:45,164 --> 00:30:47,814 Hello, this is Angela Răducanu. 248 00:30:49,042 --> 00:30:51,242 I'm here to film you. 249 00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:56,908 I need to film you so they can decide if they're picking you. 250 00:30:57,491 --> 00:31:00,441 For the work accident video. 251 00:31:02,197 --> 00:31:03,983 - Hello. - Hello. 252 00:31:04,007 --> 00:31:06,031 Come in. 253 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,309 The electricity's been cut. I forgot what it's like. 254 00:31:10,434 --> 00:31:14,176 Then I'll ask you to go by the window. 255 00:31:14,792 --> 00:31:17,700 - May I help? - No thank you, I'm fine. 256 00:31:17,833 --> 00:31:21,242 - Will the children stay quiet? - Don't worry. 257 00:31:25,179 --> 00:31:28,504 My name is Docea Mariana, I'm 43. 258 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:32,535 One day, I was working overtime, I was tired. 259 00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:36,742 At the end of my shift I had to go along a walkway, 260 00:31:36,875 --> 00:31:41,742 I lost my balance and fell, breaking my spine and hip. 261 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:45,658 It left me in this wheelchair forever. 262 00:31:46,750 --> 00:31:50,908 That day, it was a coworker's birthday. 263 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,618 He offered us some brandy in plastic cups. 264 00:31:55,926 --> 00:32:01,376 I mention this because I had been accused of being drunk. 265 00:32:01,661 --> 00:32:05,113 - But I only had a sip. - I see. 266 00:32:05,137 --> 00:32:08,893 - Did you wear your helmet? - Yes, but what was the use? 267 00:32:09,011 --> 00:32:12,002 It could have happened to anyone. 268 00:32:13,065 --> 00:32:16,681 Now your advice to your coworkers. 269 00:32:17,292 --> 00:32:22,908 I ask my colleagues to wear the protective equipment, 270 00:32:23,074 --> 00:32:28,399 safety helmet included, and never drink alcohol. 271 00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:31,458 Perfect! 272 00:32:32,148 --> 00:32:36,723 I'll just be a moment, while I transfer the footage. 273 00:32:36,813 --> 00:32:38,456 Sure. 274 00:32:38,542 --> 00:32:43,992 I have to back it up, they need it for a meeting. 275 00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:49,952 You know, my car is downstairs. 276 00:32:49,976 --> 00:32:54,077 There were some shady guys there, I'm a bit worried. 277 00:32:54,101 --> 00:32:56,933 Don't worry, it's safe. 278 00:32:57,066 --> 00:33:01,433 I was a bit stressed, with my laptop and my phone... 279 00:33:01,766 --> 00:33:04,143 The neighbourhood is dirty, but the people are good. 280 00:33:04,229 --> 00:33:09,155 The garbage isn't collected for months. But we're good people. 281 00:33:09,179 --> 00:33:13,451 When that hysterical mayor argued with the waste disposal guys, 282 00:33:13,475 --> 00:33:15,619 Sector I was full of rats too. 283 00:33:15,643 --> 00:33:20,325 The 'civilized' throw even more garbage on the street. 284 00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:30,244 - If I may ask something... - Please. 285 00:33:30,268 --> 00:33:34,369 When do I know if I've been picked? 286 00:33:34,393 --> 00:33:38,244 This evening, we'll call you. 287 00:33:38,268 --> 00:33:41,492 I hope they pick you, you stand a good chance. 288 00:33:41,688 --> 00:33:45,058 We have only four cases and you're the only woman. 289 00:33:45,215 --> 00:33:48,372 But it's the Austrians who decide. 290 00:33:48,598 --> 00:33:50,867 I see. 291 00:33:53,458 --> 00:33:57,180 That cat is gorgeous, so realistic. 292 00:33:57,791 --> 00:34:02,183 - You can have it. - God, no! Just saying. 293 00:34:02,399 --> 00:34:07,444 Please, it's my pleasure. A souvenir. 294 00:34:07,468 --> 00:34:09,556 Maybe the children like it. 295 00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:11,616 They have others. 296 00:34:25,850 --> 00:34:28,808 You know I'm a believer. 297 00:34:29,006 --> 00:34:33,893 An Orthodox Christian, though I don't go to church. 298 00:34:34,067 --> 00:34:39,073 But I realised I look like Father Arsenie Boca! 299 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:42,036 Look! 300 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:48,076 Same forehead, same... 301 00:34:49,076 --> 00:34:54,522 The Dostoyevskian gaze, the eyebrows... 302 00:34:55,702 --> 00:34:59,735 What could it mean? It must mean something, right? 303 00:35:00,291 --> 00:35:04,183 I'd ask Father Visarion Alexa, 304 00:35:04,332 --> 00:35:08,662 but he's busy ass-fucking a parishioner behind the altar. 305 00:35:15,184 --> 00:35:17,801 Spare some change? 306 00:36:01,570 --> 00:36:04,312 Babies born left and right! 307 00:36:37,434 --> 00:36:39,535 - Boy or girl? - Boy. 308 00:36:39,708 --> 00:36:42,700 Better. Girls have it harder. 309 00:36:49,403 --> 00:36:51,866 What's going on? 310 00:36:55,917 --> 00:36:58,700 - Move, lady! - What's wrong? 311 00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:01,833 Get medical help if you're that nervous! 312 00:37:03,132 --> 00:37:06,415 Hurrying like you're late to your own funeral. 313 00:37:06,630 --> 00:37:09,280 - Oi, fucking blonde skank! 314 00:37:09,625 --> 00:37:13,976 Who was the fucking idiot who taught you to drive? 315 00:37:14,156 --> 00:37:16,481 Like you own all the lanes! 316 00:37:16,757 --> 00:37:21,165 - Are you fucking with me? - Fuck off, retard! 317 00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:23,700 Fucking piece of shit! 318 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:28,117 Fuck you and your mum! 319 00:37:39,309 --> 00:37:41,450 Suck it, cocksucker! 320 00:37:58,333 --> 00:38:02,783 Don't make me come over and fuck you in the ass! 321 00:38:03,856 --> 00:38:05,923 Fuck off! 322 00:38:05,947 --> 00:38:09,556 You suck cock to get your license? 323 00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:14,992 Fuck off, you moron! 324 00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:23,954 Mr Trofăilă is still in his mindfulness class. 325 00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:26,768 Follow me to Brâncuși Hall. 326 00:39:26,859 --> 00:39:30,475 But we had an appointment! My mother did. 327 00:39:30,679 --> 00:39:35,220 As Aristotle says the improbable is a possibility. 328 00:39:41,226 --> 00:39:42,702 - Hello! - Hello. 329 00:39:42,726 --> 00:39:44,952 - Dan Trofăilă. - Angela Răducanu. 330 00:39:44,976 --> 00:39:47,033 I was looking at... 331 00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:49,785 A joke for our business partners. 332 00:39:49,809 --> 00:39:53,184 When they see it, they freeze, thinking it's Marx's. 333 00:39:53,301 --> 00:39:56,210 - It's just a book about New York. - Funny. 334 00:39:56,429 --> 00:39:59,254 It looks like a gold bar. 335 00:39:59,608 --> 00:40:03,798 The author's name is Goldsmith. No further comment. 336 00:40:04,298 --> 00:40:08,868 The cemetery was extended aggressively, without a permit. 337 00:40:08,892 --> 00:40:12,476 In breach of the minimum sanitary distance of 50 m. 338 00:40:12,632 --> 00:40:15,332 Plus some trees. 339 00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:18,783 It's not your fault, but it's not ours either. 340 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:21,851 The innocents pay for corruption. 341 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,726 But I, well, my mother bought that burial place legally! 342 00:40:25,817 --> 00:40:29,868 You acted in good faith. 343 00:40:29,892 --> 00:40:32,329 But the law wasn't observed. 344 00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:36,617 They invaded the land that we later bought. 345 00:40:36,861 --> 00:40:39,933 16 m of the cemetery encroaches onto our property. 346 00:40:40,024 --> 00:40:42,534 Not to mention the legal borderline. 347 00:40:42,558 --> 00:40:47,105 My clients can't step out among the graves of a private cemetery. 348 00:40:47,542 --> 00:40:52,268 Imagine having coffee on your terrace next to a wailing widow in black. 349 00:40:52,359 --> 00:40:55,665 At least if it was a cute young widow, like you. 350 00:40:55,689 --> 00:40:57,898 - Do I digress? - Sort of. 351 00:40:58,067 --> 00:41:01,877 The right of ownership is guaranteed by the Constitution. 352 00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:05,033 Article 44, paragraph 2. 353 00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:09,968 "Private property is guaranteed and protected by law. 354 00:41:09,992 --> 00:41:12,243 Irrespective of who owns it." 355 00:41:12,267 --> 00:41:15,494 - It says so right here. - I know. 356 00:41:15,518 --> 00:41:20,726 But we have to unearth my grandparents. My mother's parents. 357 00:41:20,843 --> 00:41:22,784 We have a problem with that. 358 00:41:22,808 --> 00:41:24,833 A religious problem? 359 00:41:25,098 --> 00:41:31,098 Rest assured, we've hired elite priests recommended by Mr. Pleșu. 360 00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:39,075 We make sure it's done by the canon. Reburial service and all. 361 00:41:39,444 --> 00:41:42,160 I've lost my mother too, I am mindful of this. 362 00:41:42,184 --> 00:41:45,452 - This isn't normal! - I understand your distress. 363 00:41:45,476 --> 00:41:49,700 But theologically speaking, we're good. 100%. 364 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:53,077 And our company covers all the expenses. 365 00:41:53,101 --> 00:41:56,132 Even a 10-year subscription to another cemetery. 366 00:41:56,679 --> 00:42:00,504 They get reburied after 7 years anyway. 367 00:42:00,692 --> 00:42:04,265 Some of the dead were more reticent, I mean recent. 368 00:42:04,416 --> 00:42:09,034 The bodies are rotting, full of worms... 369 00:42:09,058 --> 00:42:12,075 My grandma was buried just five months ago! 370 00:42:14,452 --> 00:42:19,535 At any rate, we provide the hearse and premium coffins, 371 00:42:19,559 --> 00:42:22,892 from the funeral company that handled King Michael I. 372 00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:24,349 Top specialists. 373 00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:29,325 Although the municipality or the private cemetery are responsible. 374 00:42:29,875 --> 00:42:34,075 You could sue them, but it takes time. 375 00:42:34,539 --> 00:42:36,979 - My mother can't sleep... 376 00:42:37,003 --> 00:42:38,614 I can understand. 377 00:42:38,917 --> 00:42:40,242 It's tough. 378 00:42:40,667 --> 00:42:44,408 We made a Minecraft portal, want to see? 379 00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:47,200 Wait for me in the cubiculum. 380 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,617 - I told you, religiously speaking, - 381 00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:55,535 it's all by the book, they'll be relocated soon. 382 00:42:55,559 --> 00:42:59,535 Both I and the manager Van Meegeren are religious, 383 00:42:59,559 --> 00:43:02,452 though he's a Protestant, not one of ours. 384 00:43:02,476 --> 00:43:04,500 I guess. 385 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,202 Allow me to offer you my business card. 386 00:43:07,226 --> 00:43:10,658 Call me any time, I'm here at your pleasure. 387 00:43:11,452 --> 00:43:13,742 - Thank you. - Please. 388 00:43:14,833 --> 00:43:17,450 Thanks. Who's that in the painting? 389 00:43:17,631 --> 00:43:19,607 Ah. You've noticed. 390 00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:22,492 It's a Fayum portrait. A copy, of course. 391 00:43:22,835 --> 00:43:25,284 We are trying to purchase the original. 392 00:43:25,308 --> 00:43:30,916 These covered the faces of the dead when they were interred. 393 00:43:31,083 --> 00:43:33,619 In Egypt, first and second centuries AD. 394 00:43:33,643 --> 00:43:36,077 So she died young. 395 00:43:36,101 --> 00:43:37,426 Quite. 396 00:43:37,450 --> 00:43:41,015 The coincidence is a bit creepy, if I say so myself. 397 00:43:41,949 --> 00:43:44,774 Take it down until we sort things out. 398 00:44:01,862 --> 00:44:04,687 This is Dallas, Texas! 399 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:09,684 Your bro Bobiță Ewing came out of this skyscraper. 400 00:44:09,841 --> 00:44:15,841 I was in JR's office and our old mum came in and said. 401 00:44:16,608 --> 00:44:21,325 "Bobby, a hard cock without a story doesn't get the cunt! 402 00:44:21,583 --> 00:44:25,785 "Jock doesn't fuck me lately, won't you give me some? 403 00:44:25,809 --> 00:44:27,577 "I won't tell Pamela. 404 00:44:27,601 --> 00:44:30,952 I'll give you a million dollars and an oil well." 405 00:44:30,976 --> 00:44:34,994 I was tired, but when I heard about all that money 406 00:44:35,018 --> 00:44:39,018 I got so hard my balls were hurting like crazy! 407 00:44:39,249 --> 00:44:43,218 I said "Mommy, I'll fuck you, but only in the mouth, no dentures." 408 00:44:43,242 --> 00:44:47,009 She closed the door, took off her dentures 409 00:44:47,033 --> 00:44:50,850 and sucked me off with those toothless gums... 410 00:45:19,625 --> 00:45:21,825 Sod off. 411 00:46:08,254 --> 00:46:13,663 It's lunchtime, Bobiță's eating fresh fish! 412 00:47:02,425 --> 00:47:04,105 Good fish? 413 00:47:04,129 --> 00:47:06,130 Yes, it's easy to swallow. 414 00:47:10,542 --> 00:47:12,542 Please, Madam. 415 00:47:24,609 --> 00:47:28,309 Get the fuck out of here! 416 00:47:28,525 --> 00:47:31,308 Leave her alone! 417 00:47:31,625 --> 00:47:33,658 Out, you fucking scum! 418 00:47:34,987 --> 00:47:36,987 You're the scum! 419 00:47:59,641 --> 00:48:01,641 Fuck you! 420 00:48:06,208 --> 00:48:08,208 Kisses! 421 00:50:40,792 --> 00:50:44,950 PRIVATE PARKING 422 00:51:35,167 --> 00:51:37,702 Really, my name is Angela too! 423 00:51:37,726 --> 00:51:39,952 - Come in! - Thank you. 424 00:51:39,976 --> 00:51:44,408 Ovidiu should come back from the doctor's any moment. 425 00:51:44,625 --> 00:51:48,367 - I'll take my shoes off. - No need! 426 00:51:51,773 --> 00:51:53,185 A coffee? 427 00:51:53,209 --> 00:51:57,663 Please, I'm dead tired! An espresso would be great. 428 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,742 When I heard your name, I thought you were a Gypsy. 429 00:52:02,317 --> 00:52:06,267 Isn't Răducanu a Gypsy name? 430 00:52:06,442 --> 00:52:10,243 - I don't know. - Like that football player! 431 00:52:10,267 --> 00:52:12,433 Who, Cămătaru? 432 00:52:12,622 --> 00:52:16,489 No, the goalkeeper, Răducanu. 433 00:52:16,775 --> 00:52:20,642 And Emma Răducanu, the tennis champion. 434 00:52:20,830 --> 00:52:22,949 No idea, but I'm not. 435 00:52:23,050 --> 00:52:26,274 I have nothing against them, God forbid! 436 00:52:26,797 --> 00:52:28,797 Just saying. 437 00:52:30,379 --> 00:52:34,871 I was a taxi driver, now I'm retired. 438 00:52:35,958 --> 00:52:38,917 Does Uber pay into your pension? 439 00:52:38,941 --> 00:52:41,660 No, and no medical insurance either. 440 00:52:41,684 --> 00:52:45,050 It's considered a phone app. 441 00:52:45,390 --> 00:52:46,768 Really! 442 00:52:46,908 --> 00:52:50,816 My full-time job is collaboration-based as well. 443 00:52:52,206 --> 00:52:54,864 What was it like, being a taxi driver? 444 00:52:55,867 --> 00:52:57,442 Back then... 445 00:52:57,792 --> 00:53:01,575 It was great because I was young! 446 00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:06,910 And we didn't have this horrible traffic. 447 00:53:06,934 --> 00:53:09,660 - I couldn't drive through this. - Really? 448 00:53:09,684 --> 00:53:11,708 Yes. 449 00:53:12,250 --> 00:53:15,408 That's how I met my husband, in my taxi. 450 00:53:15,542 --> 00:53:19,283 - You did? - Yes, the filthy bastard! 451 00:53:20,673 --> 00:53:23,623 He got into my taxi dead drunk. 452 00:53:24,098 --> 00:53:27,673 My ex-husband had been a drunkard too. 453 00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:33,117 When I first picked up Gyuri, he was also dead drunk. 454 00:53:33,667 --> 00:53:35,667 But he was elegant! 455 00:53:35,917 --> 00:53:37,992 Comrade! Where to? 456 00:53:39,833 --> 00:53:43,535 - I hope I didn't upset you. - Oh, no. 457 00:53:43,559 --> 00:53:45,742 You were a true gentleman. 458 00:53:46,362 --> 00:53:49,312 My ex-husband drank, I'm used to it. 459 00:53:50,075 --> 00:53:54,192 I should have known. He was married, too. 460 00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:59,898 Stay away from married men like they're the devil! 461 00:54:00,083 --> 00:54:02,668 I'm sorry, it's the only drink I have. 462 00:54:02,808 --> 00:54:04,784 This will do. 463 00:54:04,808 --> 00:54:08,923 He said he was going to India to work in drilling. 464 00:54:09,229 --> 00:54:11,229 - And he did, briefly. 465 00:54:11,407 --> 00:54:14,857 Good morning, Sir. Can I help? 466 00:54:14,953 --> 00:54:18,486 Then he came back. 467 00:54:19,667 --> 00:54:24,325 Because someone informed the Secret Police about him. 468 00:54:24,583 --> 00:54:26,702 He came back, 469 00:54:26,726 --> 00:54:30,393 fell in with some whores, the baby was already born... 470 00:54:30,487 --> 00:54:33,937 So I told him, make up your mind! 471 00:54:34,083 --> 00:54:39,151 He quit drinking, quit the whores. It was good, for a while. 472 00:54:40,033 --> 00:54:42,959 Then the Revolution came 473 00:54:42,983 --> 00:54:46,582 and we got divided by politics, damn them. 474 00:54:46,708 --> 00:54:50,617 Being an ethnic Hungarian, he went to Târgu Mureș 475 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:57,000 back then we almost had a civil war, in March 1990. 476 00:54:58,125 --> 00:55:02,492 Naturally, I sided with the Romanians, he with the Hungarians. 477 00:55:02,742 --> 00:55:04,775 We made up, but... 478 00:55:05,708 --> 00:55:07,708 Why are you here? 479 00:55:08,375 --> 00:55:11,792 To tell you I can't live without you. 480 00:55:12,437 --> 00:55:16,429 He had conflicts with some Romanians at work. 481 00:55:16,792 --> 00:55:21,575 Then he lost his job. Around '93 he started drinking again. 482 00:55:23,417 --> 00:55:26,851 Good Lord, the grief he gave me. 483 00:55:27,192 --> 00:55:29,951 I only repeat things once. 484 00:55:29,975 --> 00:55:32,158 Never twice. 485 00:55:36,833 --> 00:55:42,833 After a lifetime's work as a taxi driver, my pension is shit. 486 00:55:44,917 --> 00:55:47,825 My life's been nothing but torment. 487 00:55:48,417 --> 00:55:50,417 When did he die? 488 00:55:51,250 --> 00:55:53,250 Who? 489 00:55:54,042 --> 00:55:56,042 Your husband. 490 00:55:56,208 --> 00:56:00,148 The bastard's alive and well, in the other room! 491 00:56:00,507 --> 00:56:03,410 - Gyuri! - I was watching the Queen! 492 00:56:03,434 --> 00:56:05,725 - May she rest in peace. 493 00:56:05,929 --> 00:56:08,605 This is Angela, my namesake. 494 00:56:08,629 --> 00:56:13,075 - Hello, Ms Angela! I'm Gyuri. - Nice to meet you. 495 00:56:13,167 --> 00:56:17,533 You are an elegant, sweet girl! 496 00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:20,184 And you look like Clark Gable! 497 00:56:20,294 --> 00:56:22,294 - Thank you! - Oh my! 498 00:56:23,583 --> 00:56:27,075 Shall I recite you some Petőfi Sándor? 499 00:56:37,208 --> 00:56:39,369 - Wow, lovely! - Now some Eminescu. 500 00:56:39,393 --> 00:56:41,200 "If... 501 00:56:41,292 --> 00:56:46,160 If there was ever a way to acquire My heart's most fiery inner desire, 502 00:56:46,184 --> 00:56:51,200 I would become a mirror aglow To take you in from head to toe!" 503 00:56:51,466 --> 00:56:53,601 - Lovely. - Show off! 504 00:56:53,625 --> 00:56:55,619 - Ovidiu is back. - Hello. 505 00:56:55,643 --> 00:56:57,867 - Angela. - Hey, Ovidiu! 506 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:01,660 This is Angela, love. 507 00:57:01,684 --> 00:57:04,285 I'll get my backpack. 508 00:57:04,309 --> 00:57:06,333 Take your time. 509 00:57:06,984 --> 00:57:08,504 - All good? - Yes. 510 00:57:08,625 --> 00:57:12,783 IT'S LATER THAN YOU THINK 511 00:57:18,292 --> 00:57:21,869 "While I still live, I must contend 512 00:57:21,893 --> 00:57:26,494 that I have not yet met my end!" 513 00:57:26,518 --> 00:57:28,410 Gyuri dear, sit down. 514 00:57:28,434 --> 00:57:30,575 - Thank you! - Sit down. 515 00:57:31,583 --> 00:57:33,968 Mr Ovidiu, you can start. 516 00:57:33,992 --> 00:57:36,042 My name is Ovidiu Bucă. 517 00:57:36,333 --> 00:57:41,783 During the 2020 pandemic, after working overtime, 518 00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:47,742 I was heading towards the gate, passing by a barrier, 519 00:57:47,958 --> 00:57:53,575 a coworker driving an old Dacia was speeding towards it. 520 00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:57,408 The barrier wasn't painted appropriately 521 00:57:57,500 --> 00:58:00,908 so he hit it and the barrier hit my head. 522 00:58:01,833 --> 00:58:05,700 That's all I remember, as I then fell into a coma. 523 00:58:05,792 --> 00:58:09,234 I woke up a year and one month later. 524 00:58:09,625 --> 00:58:14,577 After all that time in a hospital bed, 525 00:58:14,601 --> 00:58:18,283 my back was full of raw bedsores. 526 00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,851 And I'm wheelchair-bound. 527 00:58:22,042 --> 00:58:27,033 Now the advice about safety equipment. 528 00:58:27,542 --> 00:58:30,369 It's very important that everyone wears it. 529 00:58:30,393 --> 00:58:32,417 - With more conviction. - OK. 530 00:58:32,515 --> 00:58:35,851 It's very important that everyone wears the safety equipment! 531 00:58:35,968 --> 00:58:37,251 Perfect. 532 00:58:37,417 --> 00:58:40,426 - It really is important. - I'll take a photo. 533 00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:45,244 Now to see who our foreign clients pick. 534 00:58:45,268 --> 00:58:50,621 I don't think they'll pick him. He's sued the company. 535 00:58:50,805 --> 00:58:53,424 I hope it's not that idiot Pepenaș! 536 00:58:53,448 --> 00:58:56,225 He's so obsessive about "that idiot Pepenaș", 537 00:58:56,359 --> 00:59:01,118 like in The Count of Monte Cristo! 538 00:59:01,142 --> 00:59:05,117 - You know it? - Never saw the film. 539 00:59:05,268 --> 00:59:11,268 There's this scene with two friends sentenced to death by hanging, 540 00:59:12,667 --> 00:59:15,992 and one is pardoned at the last moment. 541 00:59:16,167 --> 00:59:20,160 The other one complains, not that he is to be executed, 542 00:59:20,184 --> 00:59:22,452 but that his friend is not. 543 00:59:22,476 --> 00:59:26,676 In a way, I understand. It's easier when you're not alone. 544 00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:29,742 There's a Slovenian joke. 545 00:59:30,416 --> 00:59:35,409 God tells a peasant "Make a wish. 546 00:59:35,433 --> 00:59:39,535 It will be granted, and your neighbour will also get it, doubled." 547 00:59:39,559 --> 00:59:41,952 The peasant thinks. 548 00:59:41,976 --> 00:59:47,038 "He gets it too, but doubled? Take out one of my eyes!" 549 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:53,617 "Greek town, feels like home." Eight letters. 550 00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:55,760 Starts with a K. 551 00:59:56,792 --> 00:59:58,283 No idea. 552 00:59:58,375 --> 01:00:01,325 What do you think about Viktor Orbán? 553 01:00:01,542 --> 01:00:05,908 Orbán Viktor is a great leader! 554 01:00:06,083 --> 01:00:11,160 An extraordinary man! Hungary has never before had 555 01:00:11,184 --> 01:00:16,119 a leader who cares so much for the population's well being. 556 01:00:16,143 --> 01:00:22,035 - Isn't he a dictator? - No, he is not! 557 01:00:22,059 --> 01:00:27,950 Everything he does is... 558 01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:30,825 For the benefit of the people! 559 01:00:31,458 --> 01:00:33,160 Could be "Kalamata". 560 01:00:33,184 --> 01:00:36,075 Kalamata? Yes! 561 01:00:36,383 --> 01:00:40,625 Here's another one: "Emotion after a roast" nine letters. 562 01:00:40,875 --> 01:00:42,059 "Heartburn". 563 01:00:42,177 --> 01:00:44,961 "Major stars" eight letters. 564 01:00:45,417 --> 01:00:46,785 "Insignia". 565 01:00:46,809 --> 01:00:49,492 "White for the yellow". 566 01:00:49,625 --> 01:00:50,702 "Rice." 567 01:00:50,726 --> 01:00:52,202 Last one. 568 01:00:52,226 --> 01:00:55,117 "Serves God and country tidily." 569 01:00:55,309 --> 01:00:57,718 - What is it? - "Orderly." 570 01:00:58,208 --> 01:01:01,184 - Lovely meeting you. - Likewise. 571 01:01:01,356 --> 01:01:04,324 Take care of yourself, dear. 572 01:01:04,348 --> 01:01:09,784 Men come in two kinds, the good and the bad. 573 01:01:09,808 --> 01:01:12,038 Said my mother from Uranus. 574 01:03:48,492 --> 01:03:52,575 EXCELLENCE IN ROBOTIC SURGERY 575 01:04:30,151 --> 01:04:32,684 What do you do after work? 576 01:04:32,984 --> 01:04:34,269 Why? 577 01:04:34,293 --> 01:04:37,298 We're celebrating a fellow chef's birthday. 578 01:04:38,792 --> 01:04:40,994 I thought you could come. 579 01:04:41,018 --> 01:04:44,437 After you get changed and put on some makeup. 580 01:04:44,708 --> 01:04:48,492 I'm sure with some touching-up you look like a lady. 581 01:04:52,375 --> 01:04:54,375 I'm busy tonight. 582 01:04:57,875 --> 01:05:01,242 Sorry to hear it. Very sorry to hear it. 583 01:05:02,083 --> 01:05:04,059 That will be 100. 584 01:05:04,083 --> 01:05:06,109 Keep it. 585 01:05:07,292 --> 01:05:09,700 It really is such a pity. 586 01:05:13,583 --> 01:05:15,583 "Like a lady." 587 01:05:15,682 --> 01:05:18,757 What the hell do I look like now? 588 01:05:26,148 --> 01:05:29,265 Here is the contract, we'll need your signature. 589 01:05:29,417 --> 01:05:32,908 We have a side room, you see. 590 01:05:33,083 --> 01:05:36,783 I can't really book the whole restaurant for this amount. 591 01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:40,408 Just for two hours, our clients' lunch break. 592 01:05:40,917 --> 01:05:42,325 But still... 593 01:05:42,929 --> 01:05:45,550 We're talking 8-10 people, right? 594 01:05:45,574 --> 01:05:47,598 Could be 11 or 12. 595 01:05:47,917 --> 01:05:51,577 - How about this lovely table? - No way! 596 01:05:51,601 --> 01:05:54,619 They're some snobbish Austrians, 597 01:05:54,643 --> 01:06:00,033 they want the whole restaurant for themselves! 598 01:06:00,333 --> 01:06:04,202 - We'll have a string quartet too. - A what? 599 01:06:04,226 --> 01:06:08,285 We'll bring them a string quartet 600 01:06:08,309 --> 01:06:13,117 to play while they eat. Schubert, Couperin, stuff. 601 01:06:13,250 --> 01:06:16,408 The Decline of the West by Oswald Spengler. 602 01:06:16,541 --> 01:06:19,659 They say that Antoine Bourdain, the chef, 603 01:06:19,683 --> 01:06:25,683 killed himself after seeing his chick getting pumped by a loser. 604 01:06:26,125 --> 01:06:28,992 - So he killed himself. - I don't know. 605 01:06:30,109 --> 01:06:36,109 I'll call Albeșteanu to ask 8,000 euro more for the whole place. 606 01:06:37,346 --> 01:06:38,587 No problem. 607 01:07:00,583 --> 01:07:03,369 Hi from London, you peasants, 608 01:07:03,393 --> 01:07:06,862 from the Queen's funeral, that poor cunt! 609 01:07:06,886 --> 01:07:10,225 While they were putting her in the grave, 610 01:07:10,343 --> 01:07:13,519 I looked down with tears in my eyes 611 01:07:13,543 --> 01:07:17,992 and through my tears I saw a gorgeous lawn, 612 01:07:18,083 --> 01:07:23,700 every juicy blade cut to size. 613 01:07:23,792 --> 01:07:26,744 So I asked the new king, Charles. 614 01:07:26,768 --> 01:07:32,035 I knew him from Viscri, we double-teamed a truck stop slut there. 615 01:07:32,059 --> 01:07:35,452 He mostly ass-licked her, his age doesn't help. 616 01:07:35,476 --> 01:07:37,369 I say, "Your Majesty, 617 01:07:37,393 --> 01:07:41,658 how can I grow a lawn like this around my villa?" 618 01:07:41,750 --> 01:07:45,134 Charles says "Bo-bee-tzuh, 619 01:07:45,158 --> 01:07:50,869 you water the grass, mow it, that's about it." 620 01:07:50,893 --> 01:07:55,033 "Really?" I ask. "Yes," says Charles. 621 01:07:55,125 --> 01:07:59,531 "300 years later, you'll have a lawn like this." 622 01:08:46,104 --> 01:08:48,080 Hey, what's up? 623 01:08:48,104 --> 01:08:53,450 All good, love, only we can't meet this afternoon. 624 01:08:53,541 --> 01:08:57,308 I was supposed to have time off, but they're killing me. 625 01:08:57,484 --> 01:08:59,226 I have to go to... 626 01:08:59,317 --> 01:09:03,475 I see. Not even for ten minutes? 627 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:07,394 I can't! Not until late tonight! 628 01:09:07,527 --> 01:09:08,809 Let's see. 629 01:09:08,987 --> 01:09:10,963 Should I call later? 630 01:09:10,987 --> 01:09:13,265 Sure, I don't have obligations. 631 01:09:13,708 --> 01:09:15,783 I got the innuendo. 632 01:09:15,890 --> 01:09:21,890 It's no innuendo, I'm just saying I don't want a new cage. 633 01:09:22,397 --> 01:09:24,972 I'm staying a free woman. 634 01:09:25,083 --> 01:09:26,726 Alright, later then. 635 01:09:26,875 --> 01:09:29,325 I'll hang up, I have an appointment. 636 01:09:29,500 --> 01:09:32,632 By the way, I loved your story on Morii Lake. 637 01:09:32,750 --> 01:09:35,893 Do more location stories, I even have an idea. 638 01:09:35,986 --> 01:09:37,128 I will. 639 01:09:37,390 --> 01:09:41,268 I got 20,000 views, up since last week. 640 01:09:41,354 --> 01:09:43,354 Wow. 641 01:09:46,208 --> 01:09:48,208 Hello? 642 01:09:52,145 --> 01:09:54,262 Anyone home? 643 01:10:12,667 --> 01:10:15,867 Can you please do that trick? 644 01:10:19,929 --> 01:10:22,337 I told you he can't talk at all. 645 01:10:24,406 --> 01:10:26,715 Right, I see. 646 01:10:26,833 --> 01:10:30,617 Thank you. I'll just take a photo. 647 01:10:35,898 --> 01:10:37,744 - OK. 648 01:10:37,768 --> 01:10:42,913 I don't know, I think they need someone who can speak. 649 01:10:50,101 --> 01:10:54,718 I'll go home for a nap. I can't keep going like this. 650 01:10:54,875 --> 01:10:57,825 Send someone else for those lenses. 651 01:10:58,125 --> 01:11:00,200 I don't have anyone. 652 01:11:00,292 --> 01:11:04,533 A driver from the Canis Majoris set? 653 01:11:04,917 --> 01:11:09,117 I'm not interfering with their production. You rest when you get back. 654 01:11:09,250 --> 01:11:13,976 I'm worried I might fall asleep and cause an accident. 655 01:11:14,124 --> 01:11:20,124 I don't want to end up like those poor cashiers, 656 01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:23,783 who died in that minibus accident. 657 01:11:25,208 --> 01:11:26,908 Think positive! 658 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,700 Have a Red Bull, or pull over for half an hour. 659 01:11:30,167 --> 01:11:34,968 I'm not sleeping in the car, I can't. I just can't. 660 01:11:34,992 --> 01:11:36,944 There's no pleasing you, I swear. 661 01:11:36,968 --> 01:11:38,563 OK bye! 662 01:11:38,792 --> 01:11:40,792 Fuck you! 663 01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:53,500 What the... 664 01:12:46,405 --> 01:12:48,405 [Young Gyuri, dragged voice] Forward! 665 01:12:51,846 --> 01:12:54,894 - Forward? - Forward! 666 01:13:25,623 --> 01:13:27,509 Can you fall in love in traffic? 667 01:13:27,533 --> 01:13:30,744 We look forward to hearing your story after the next track. Call us... 668 01:13:30,768 --> 01:13:34,619 Already a caller wants to tell us their love story! 669 01:13:34,643 --> 01:13:36,652 - Hello, who are we talking to? 670 01:13:36,676 --> 01:13:38,797 Come on, say for our listeners to hear too. 671 01:14:31,755 --> 01:14:34,789 PRIVATE PROPERTY 672 01:15:31,881 --> 01:15:33,226 Hi! 673 01:15:33,318 --> 01:15:36,602 So, who's Bobiță fucking today? 674 01:15:36,626 --> 01:15:38,726 Every slut in town! 675 01:15:38,828 --> 01:15:40,743 I'm Angela, nice to meet you. 676 01:15:40,767 --> 01:15:42,362 Nice to meet you too. 677 01:15:42,583 --> 01:15:46,134 You're killing me with that get up, I'm addicted. 678 01:15:46,158 --> 01:15:48,434 Andrei says they're too vulgar. 679 01:15:48,598 --> 01:15:53,965 Oh, how delicate! Anyway, I'm dead tired. 680 01:15:54,167 --> 01:15:57,408 - I'm here for some lenses. - Here. 681 01:15:58,583 --> 01:16:03,160 - How is it here? - Lots of overtime, otherwise OK. 682 01:16:03,184 --> 01:16:06,122 - Lots of green screen shooting. - What's it about? 683 01:16:06,292 --> 01:16:07,492 Action! 684 01:16:22,625 --> 01:16:24,625 Cut, cut, cut! 685 01:16:25,625 --> 01:16:26,867 God! 686 01:16:27,292 --> 01:16:29,160 So, blankets gone! 687 01:16:29,184 --> 01:16:32,494 I said it before, take the blankets don't bring them back. 688 01:16:32,518 --> 01:16:34,542 Mask off, everybody. 689 01:16:36,434 --> 01:16:38,827 And we need more energy, look at this! 690 01:16:38,851 --> 01:16:41,843 It's a monster, it can eat you! Yeah? 691 01:16:41,867 --> 01:16:44,160 So you have to be scared, fight for your life! 692 01:16:44,184 --> 01:16:46,783 More energy. Hey, masks off! 693 01:16:50,474 --> 01:16:52,201 Now she films here? 694 01:16:52,225 --> 01:16:54,587 Dr Boll, she's a colleague of mine, 695 01:16:54,611 --> 01:16:55,952 she works here in another production. 696 01:16:55,976 --> 01:16:57,035 OK, OK. 697 01:16:57,059 --> 01:16:59,994 I just came to pick up some lenses, I'm Angela Răducanu. 698 01:17:00,018 --> 01:17:01,785 - Not our lenses! - No, no. 699 01:17:01,809 --> 01:17:05,242 It's from another project. I just wanted to see... 700 01:17:05,914 --> 01:17:09,780 I saw a clip with you on YouTube when you were 701 01:17:09,916 --> 01:17:12,951 beating the shit out of some film critics! 702 01:17:12,975 --> 01:17:14,369 Absolutely! 703 01:17:14,393 --> 01:17:16,952 - Why did you do that? - I hated them. 704 01:17:16,976 --> 01:17:20,259 They were trashing my films, they were not even looking my films. 705 01:17:20,283 --> 01:17:24,244 You know, I shot 30 films and they watched two. 706 01:17:24,268 --> 01:17:26,910 And then I only got bad reviews for all my films. 707 01:17:26,934 --> 01:17:29,202 So I said "Look, guys, if you want to destroy me, 708 01:17:29,226 --> 01:17:31,077 I'll destroy you in the ring." 709 01:17:31,101 --> 01:17:33,783 And then they came and I smashed them. 710 01:17:33,912 --> 01:17:35,119 Yeah. 711 01:17:35,143 --> 01:17:37,617 That is history of cinema. 712 01:17:38,544 --> 01:17:41,937 Yeah, but I hope my films are also, in a way, history of cinema, 713 01:17:42,039 --> 01:17:44,572 not only my boxing fights against the critics. 714 01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:48,327 But it was fun, and a lot of directors actually gratulated me to it. 715 01:17:48,351 --> 01:17:52,283 They said "Look, I really wanted to do the same, but I cannot box." 716 01:17:52,958 --> 01:17:56,408 I saw your film Assault on Wall Street and, 717 01:17:56,542 --> 01:18:01,452 and you know, sometimes I have the envy to take the gun and do the same thing. 718 01:18:01,476 --> 01:18:04,177 With my boss, for example. Don't tell him! 719 01:18:04,349 --> 01:18:08,492 I also do some small movies with this filter and I post on Instagram. 720 01:18:08,708 --> 01:18:11,910 It's horrible! It's like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde here. 721 01:18:11,934 --> 01:18:13,246 Yes. 722 01:18:13,542 --> 01:18:16,577 Do you agree to make a small movie with me? 723 01:18:16,601 --> 01:18:18,138 OK, OK. 724 01:18:18,404 --> 01:18:22,159 Hello, I am here with Dr. Uwe Boll, 725 01:18:22,183 --> 01:18:24,827 and to all our haters, 726 01:18:24,851 --> 01:18:27,869 I tell them, we tell them to fuck off! 727 01:18:27,893 --> 01:18:29,785 - Fuck off! - Just fuck off! 728 01:18:29,809 --> 01:18:31,619 - Fuck you, also. - Yeah. 729 01:18:31,643 --> 01:18:33,667 - And fucking... - Fuck you! 730 01:18:33,958 --> 01:18:35,242 Totally. 731 01:18:35,667 --> 01:18:37,667 Sir, we are seconds away. 732 01:18:37,958 --> 01:18:40,119 - Seconds or minutes? - Seconds. 733 01:18:40,143 --> 01:18:42,167 Perfect! Yeah. 734 01:18:42,375 --> 01:18:46,658 So get it ready, I'll turn my chair and let's shoot the next one. 735 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:50,535 You mentioned the writer Robert Louis Stevenson. 736 01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:52,119 You know how he died? 737 01:18:52,143 --> 01:18:54,910 - From Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde? - Exactly, yes. 738 01:18:54,934 --> 01:19:00,869 He had a brain hemorrhage, and his brain was in blood, 739 01:19:00,893 --> 01:19:03,535 and he started hallucinating and said. 740 01:19:03,559 --> 01:19:07,160 "My face is transforming! My face is transforming!" 741 01:19:07,184 --> 01:19:09,492 Then he collapsed, dead. 742 01:19:10,007 --> 01:19:13,832 I'm looking for a good spot for a video. 743 01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:16,336 Can I be in it? 744 01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:19,131 Sure, let me find a spot. 745 01:19:19,458 --> 01:19:23,468 Bobiță Unforgiven here from the Wild West! 746 01:19:23,492 --> 01:19:28,896 Just mined some 14-carat gold and found this Pocahontas here. 747 01:19:29,029 --> 01:19:30,294 Hi! 748 01:19:30,318 --> 01:19:35,443 After I fucked her mouth and explained a few things 749 01:19:36,625 --> 01:19:38,160 about Romania, 750 01:19:38,184 --> 01:19:41,489 she said this, in her Indian language. 751 01:19:41,583 --> 01:19:44,768 It's applying the filter on you. 752 01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:48,218 She says "A cunt is like four countries: 753 01:19:48,242 --> 01:19:52,494 "Wet like the UK, split in two like Korea, 754 01:19:52,518 --> 01:19:57,021 bloody like the Wild West and glad to be fucked, like Romania!" 755 01:21:12,997 --> 01:21:15,072 A very great and courageous man. 756 01:21:17,333 --> 01:21:21,908 Why's everyone crying? No one's died. 757 01:21:24,432 --> 01:21:26,673 Here's looking at you, kid. 758 01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:59,165 Long live Communism, Boss! 759 01:21:59,189 --> 01:22:01,361 Right, Boss! 760 01:22:01,385 --> 01:22:04,002 [Man 1] Trick Ț, trick 72... 761 01:22:12,815 --> 01:22:15,556 Asking if I ever had a threesome. 762 01:22:16,042 --> 01:22:18,658 You can have sex with... 763 01:22:19,575 --> 01:22:22,442 Any number of people. 764 01:22:23,174 --> 01:22:25,707 But no, never had one. 765 01:23:44,454 --> 01:23:49,154 I heard he was in Dubai shooting an ad for Coca-Cola. 766 01:23:49,268 --> 01:23:54,325 He had dinner at the hotel, said he was tired, 767 01:23:54,531 --> 01:23:56,273 then they found him dead. 768 01:23:56,442 --> 01:23:59,701 - [Man 1] Like David Hemmings. - [Man 2] Who's that? 769 01:23:59,725 --> 01:24:03,006 [Man 1] Huge actor, he was in Antonioni's Blow-Up. 770 01:24:03,125 --> 01:24:05,101 - [Man 3] Blow Job! - [Man 2] That was Warhol. 771 01:24:05,125 --> 01:24:08,484 [Man 1] Blond, sexy guy, sensual lips. 772 01:24:09,208 --> 01:24:15,208 He was filming here about 15 years ago and died of a heart attack on set. 773 01:24:15,917 --> 01:24:21,917 You should have heard Rică, the camera assistant, he died of Covid. 774 01:24:22,125 --> 01:24:24,910 "I look over, the old guy's not moving. 775 01:24:24,934 --> 01:24:27,160 Grandpa, wake the fuck up! 776 01:24:27,184 --> 01:24:30,759 Nothing! Dead as a dodo, drooling." 777 01:24:32,351 --> 01:24:37,035 "Film gets cancelled one week in, we get sent home with no pay. 778 01:24:37,059 --> 01:24:41,051 Fucking old timer picked some time to die! 779 01:24:41,075 --> 01:24:43,565 I had dropped another project for that one." 780 01:24:45,675 --> 01:24:47,204 Just think! 781 01:24:47,667 --> 01:24:51,533 To be the big star from Blow-Up, 782 01:24:51,667 --> 01:24:55,867 who uncovered a murder just looking at a photo... 783 01:24:56,083 --> 01:25:00,492 [Man 4] And that Godard, committing assisted suicide at his age. 784 01:25:01,042 --> 01:25:02,369 Like a cat! 785 01:25:02,393 --> 01:25:04,967 What could he do, shoot himself? 786 01:25:04,991 --> 01:25:07,119 [Man 3] It's not a Christian thing to do. 787 01:25:08,417 --> 01:25:11,367 Doris logged on. Hello, Doris! 788 01:25:14,018 --> 01:25:16,843 She is Doris Goethe, our boss from Austria. 789 01:25:17,500 --> 01:25:20,077 Doris, you heard the tragedy, 790 01:25:20,101 --> 01:25:23,336 that our beloved Massimiliano died all of a sudden. 791 01:25:23,583 --> 01:25:27,187 - So we thought of Tibi... - Hello. 792 01:25:27,211 --> 01:25:32,119 Who fortunately was eager to embark with us on such short notice. 793 01:25:32,143 --> 01:25:34,702 I was absolutely shocked when I heard the news. 794 01:25:34,726 --> 01:25:38,494 But let's go, because in an hour I have to run to the airport, you know. 795 01:25:38,518 --> 01:25:40,575 Yes, the show must go on. 796 01:25:40,875 --> 01:25:43,285 - Can you introduce yourself? - Yeah, sure. 797 01:25:43,309 --> 01:25:46,892 I direct television and advertising since 2000, 798 01:25:47,065 --> 01:25:52,223 I have also made one feature film, a Mircea Eliade adaptation. 799 01:25:52,375 --> 01:25:55,934 I have directed, basically, more than 500 TV ads. 800 01:25:56,028 --> 01:26:00,437 And my most important clients were OMV Petrom, McDonalds, 801 01:26:00,542 --> 01:26:06,542 Procter&Gamble, the Bonux brand, Beer Bucegi, ING Bank and Dacia Renault. 802 01:26:08,292 --> 01:26:11,200 You know, I feel bad myself, to be honest. 803 01:26:11,417 --> 01:26:13,744 It feels like I have the job only because 804 01:26:13,768 --> 01:26:17,158 this guy, whom I enormously respected passed away. 805 01:26:17,401 --> 01:26:18,601 Come on, 806 01:26:18,833 --> 01:26:20,075 Come on, 807 01:26:20,539 --> 01:26:22,184 that is life! 808 01:26:22,293 --> 01:26:24,293 "Life is life!" 809 01:26:25,875 --> 01:26:27,875 Are you frozen? 810 01:26:29,497 --> 01:26:30,640 Sorry? 811 01:26:30,750 --> 01:26:32,750 Oh, it's OK. 812 01:26:33,417 --> 01:26:35,700 Yeah, you know, it's like... 813 01:26:35,833 --> 01:26:40,119 Of course we can have our success only because the others died. 814 01:26:40,143 --> 01:26:45,910 I mean, imagine if Goethe or Shakespeare, you name it would be alive today. 815 01:26:45,934 --> 01:26:49,383 Nobody would publish, I don't know, Elena Ferrante. 816 01:27:23,583 --> 01:27:26,867 I told you to be careful with night-time customers! 817 01:27:28,917 --> 01:27:30,917 No dilly-dallying! 818 01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:33,333 Take it all off! 819 01:27:34,333 --> 01:27:37,700 Stop it, we're not highway robbers! 820 01:27:38,042 --> 01:27:41,200 What if he had his way with Victorița? 821 01:27:45,208 --> 01:27:48,202 - Get dressed, chickie. - Thanks, Ma'am. 822 01:27:48,226 --> 01:27:52,586 People can see you naked here. And you don't have much to show. 823 01:27:54,750 --> 01:27:59,593 Laugh, but this will cause you trouble. 824 01:28:07,832 --> 01:28:10,909 I wanna be clear we're not... commercials here, 825 01:28:10,933 --> 01:28:14,244 but films about the care our company has for its workers. 826 01:28:14,268 --> 01:28:19,410 Our emphasis is on the fact that we want our workers to respect the procedures, 827 01:28:19,434 --> 01:28:21,369 the rules, the regulations, 828 01:28:21,393 --> 01:28:24,702 to wear their protection equipment, you know, helmets and so on, 829 01:28:24,726 --> 01:28:27,368 to make them aware of the dangers. 830 01:28:27,792 --> 01:28:32,242 Now, this man with the face broken in half? 831 01:28:32,417 --> 01:28:36,062 I think it's not appropriate to have him, it's too scary. 832 01:28:36,247 --> 01:28:40,098 Doris, don't worry, we already included him out. 833 01:28:40,208 --> 01:28:42,952 Ah cool, I feel bad for the guy but, you know. 834 01:28:42,976 --> 01:28:46,337 Yeah, too much Tod Browning's Freaks. I totally agree. 835 01:28:46,674 --> 01:28:48,674 Yeah, no 836 01:28:49,250 --> 01:28:50,575 you know, 837 01:28:50,721 --> 01:28:52,822 funky creatures or whatever, yeah. 838 01:28:52,917 --> 01:28:55,244 The way I see this small film is 839 01:28:55,268 --> 01:28:58,327 that these people, who were wounded but are alive, 840 01:28:58,351 --> 01:29:01,851 they are survivors and they have a story to tell 841 01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:04,077 and a message to tell us 842 01:29:04,101 --> 01:29:06,577 and especially to the other workers, their colleagues. 843 01:29:06,601 --> 01:29:09,843 "Respect the rules, because if you don't, you are fucked." 844 01:29:09,867 --> 01:29:12,867 - This should be the focus! 845 01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:15,244 Regarding the style, I was thinking to film everything 846 01:29:15,268 --> 01:29:17,160 in a sequence shot, in one shot, 847 01:29:17,184 --> 01:29:21,369 with a wide lens, let's say a 25mm Cooke S4 lens. 848 01:29:21,393 --> 01:29:23,952 This will create a feeling of reality. 849 01:29:23,976 --> 01:29:26,994 But also we must show the money. 850 01:29:27,018 --> 01:29:29,051 I mean its' production value, in the end. 851 01:29:29,075 --> 01:29:33,660 Yeah, that's why we'll use a gold diffusion filter directly on the camera, 852 01:29:33,684 --> 01:29:36,309 so as to give it a warm, golden glow. 853 01:29:36,395 --> 01:29:38,804 OK. Very good. 854 01:29:41,656 --> 01:29:42,910 OK. 855 01:29:42,934 --> 01:29:45,452 So let's take a look at the casting, now 856 01:29:45,476 --> 01:29:49,259 I mean the real heroes who will be in front of the lens. 857 01:29:49,283 --> 01:29:52,427 Maybe Angela here can give us all the details. 858 01:29:52,451 --> 01:29:54,125 Yes, sure. 859 01:29:54,458 --> 01:29:55,700 Hello. 860 01:29:56,292 --> 01:29:59,158 She is Mariana Docea, 861 01:29:59,458 --> 01:30:02,384 she drank something and fell. 862 01:30:02,408 --> 01:30:06,328 Her text will be about the responsibility of not drinking while working. 863 01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:09,283 And she's also a great mother. 864 01:30:09,542 --> 01:30:11,660 - She looks nice! - Yeah, she's great. 865 01:30:11,684 --> 01:30:15,452 Optimistic and strong, she has a commitment for your company. 866 01:30:15,476 --> 01:30:16,701 Well, that's great! 867 01:30:16,817 --> 01:30:20,201 And she's Gypsy, so it will show we're more inclusive. 868 01:30:20,225 --> 01:30:22,160 Yes, but don't forget, 869 01:30:22,184 --> 01:30:25,327 that for the Romanian market this is not a good point. 870 01:30:25,351 --> 01:30:26,926 - Sad but true. - Yes. 871 01:30:26,950 --> 01:30:29,283 Ah, well, you know better. 872 01:30:29,559 --> 01:30:31,535 The next one. 873 01:30:31,559 --> 01:30:34,783 He is the victim of an accident, 874 01:30:34,958 --> 01:30:39,283 - He was going out of your whorehouse... - Warehouse! 875 01:30:39,375 --> 01:30:43,035 And the barrier moved or something, he didn't pay attention 876 01:30:43,059 --> 01:30:45,618 and hit his back and his head. 877 01:30:45,642 --> 01:30:51,292 Because he didn't wear a helmet he got into a coma and remained half-paralyzed. 878 01:30:51,617 --> 01:30:56,484 He's nice, I mean he's got a nice smile, he's much younger and healthier. 879 01:30:56,666 --> 01:30:59,576 Very joyful, it's very moving. 880 01:30:59,600 --> 01:31:01,625 But he shouldn't mention Russia, though. 881 01:31:01,789 --> 01:31:03,364 No, no. 882 01:31:03,750 --> 01:31:06,468 No problem, don't worry, Doris. 883 01:31:06,492 --> 01:31:08,535 - Does he have a family? - Yes. 884 01:31:08,559 --> 01:31:12,577 He has a mother, a daughter, I think a wife. 885 01:31:12,601 --> 01:31:15,452 His father is bat shit crazy, he's Looney Tunes. 886 01:31:15,476 --> 01:31:18,034 They can appear in the clip as well alongside him. 887 01:31:18,058 --> 01:31:20,213 Family values, I will think about it. 888 01:31:20,542 --> 01:31:23,283 We have a small problem. 889 01:31:23,458 --> 01:31:29,458 The name of the man is Ovidiu Bucă. "Bucă" means "his ass" in Romanian. 890 01:31:29,833 --> 01:31:32,926 No, it's actually "half-ass". 891 01:31:32,950 --> 01:31:35,200 "Buttocks,"Buttock." 892 01:31:36,333 --> 01:31:37,768 Would that be a problem? 893 01:31:37,885 --> 01:31:41,001 Well, yes, especially for the target. 894 01:31:41,308 --> 01:31:45,442 I mean, you see the film and you laugh at his name of "Buttock", 895 01:31:45,466 --> 01:31:47,326 and you don't pay attention anymore. 896 01:31:47,350 --> 01:31:51,910 So what we suggest is, we use in the testimony only his first name, 897 01:31:51,934 --> 01:31:53,452 - Ovidius. - I agree. 898 01:31:53,476 --> 01:31:56,160 That's fine with me, let's keep him, you know. 899 01:31:56,184 --> 01:31:59,867 He's more impressive, he's got a real energy. 900 01:32:00,708 --> 01:32:01,950 Well, 901 01:32:02,137 --> 01:32:04,738 I have a message from my boss, Mr. Hans Frank. 902 01:32:04,833 --> 01:32:08,759 He read the booklet too and he wants to, here he is. 903 01:32:08,783 --> 01:32:12,070 - Hallo, Herr Hans Frank. - Hello! 904 01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:16,033 Where is my director? 905 01:32:16,583 --> 01:32:19,408 Here! Hello, Mr Hans Frank. 906 01:32:19,542 --> 01:32:22,851 I am Tiberiu Berbece, I am very glad to be working for you... 907 01:32:23,042 --> 01:32:26,783 I have only one word for you 908 01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:28,242 emotion! 909 01:32:28,375 --> 01:32:30,375 Yes. 910 01:32:31,755 --> 01:32:35,289 We want to use a gold diffusion filter. 911 01:32:35,679 --> 01:32:37,679 - Is he out? - Yes. 912 01:32:38,327 --> 01:32:41,077 - So he wants emotion. - I heard "locomotion". 913 01:32:41,101 --> 01:32:42,572 No, emotion. 914 01:32:42,698 --> 01:32:45,439 He means he wants a close-up. 915 01:32:46,230 --> 01:32:50,722 No problem, we will shoot 8K, you can zoom in as much as you like. 916 01:32:54,750 --> 01:32:55,992 OK! 917 01:32:56,292 --> 01:32:59,408 I think we can end this Zoom conversation now. 918 01:32:59,604 --> 01:33:02,845 - See you later, alligator! - OK, bye! 919 01:33:03,867 --> 01:33:08,718 We'll have a catering especially for you. 920 01:33:08,875 --> 01:33:13,843 From the company that is the official furnisher for the royal family. 921 01:33:13,867 --> 01:33:15,268 OK, bye! 922 01:33:15,424 --> 01:33:16,624 Bye! 923 01:33:17,417 --> 01:33:19,283 It was good. We survived. 924 01:33:19,417 --> 01:33:21,617 That went great. 925 01:34:10,625 --> 01:34:12,625 A book? 926 01:34:17,737 --> 01:34:21,103 Oh, The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie. 927 01:34:24,292 --> 01:34:27,200 - How much? - 5 lei a piece. 928 01:34:28,250 --> 01:34:33,658 Here's 6, give me Seven Apocalyptic Years too. 929 01:35:21,042 --> 01:35:25,075 Your bro bought a book to get high-cultured! 930 01:35:28,250 --> 01:35:32,825 Here, The Prime of Ass Whorrey. 931 01:35:33,167 --> 01:35:36,283 It's written by some skank, 932 01:35:36,958 --> 01:35:39,202 Mooriel Spank. 933 01:35:39,226 --> 01:35:43,619 More like a wannabe skank, who would fuck her? 934 01:35:43,643 --> 01:35:48,075 It's about how I made that Miss into a Madam. 935 01:35:48,515 --> 01:35:53,534 I didn't take her prime fuck though, her old cunt was dry as wood. 936 01:35:53,558 --> 01:35:57,867 I told Miss Broad-y "Stuff some margarine up your ass!" 937 01:35:58,125 --> 01:36:04,125 Then I fucked the slut with a maize cob... 938 01:36:06,042 --> 01:36:07,283 - Sorry. 939 01:36:07,875 --> 01:36:09,851 William Faulkner style! 940 01:36:09,875 --> 01:36:14,451 I bought it off a poor beggar in the street, 941 01:36:14,475 --> 01:36:18,790 one of the fucks who leech off us honest citizens! 942 01:36:19,723 --> 01:36:21,382 Fuck you! 943 01:36:21,651 --> 01:36:24,392 Rodica, pleased to meet you. Come in. 944 01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:28,700 - No need to take off your shoes. - Thank you. 945 01:36:29,167 --> 01:36:32,369 Angela, my sweet! Come by my side! 946 01:36:32,393 --> 01:36:34,759 Thank you, I'll just sit here. 947 01:36:34,783 --> 01:36:36,909 He wasn't feeling well, he dozed off. 948 01:36:36,933 --> 01:36:38,320 I'll wait here. 949 01:36:38,458 --> 01:36:42,575 We have to go to the fitting session, Ms Angela is here. 950 01:36:51,417 --> 01:36:56,351 If they pay you for the recording, can I go on that mountain trip? 951 01:36:57,625 --> 01:37:00,906 I visited India when I worked in drilling! 952 01:37:02,375 --> 01:37:04,492 You know this one? 953 01:37:05,083 --> 01:37:08,367 All Romanian women are Hungary for it! 954 01:37:11,083 --> 01:37:13,908 What's the news on Salman Rushdie? 955 01:37:14,341 --> 01:37:17,041 - Did he die? - I don't know. 956 01:37:17,875 --> 01:37:19,875 Might have. 957 01:37:21,583 --> 01:37:23,583 But... 958 01:37:24,875 --> 01:37:26,875 Could be. 959 01:37:27,020 --> 01:37:30,179 "'O, my shoes are Japanese, ' Gibreel sang." 960 01:37:41,083 --> 01:37:43,452 - The lift's out of order. - It is. 961 01:37:43,476 --> 01:37:45,994 - Fuck it. - It's the stairs, then. 962 01:37:46,018 --> 01:37:48,492 - Can I help? - Please. 963 01:37:48,878 --> 01:37:51,643 - Can you manage? - I'll help. 964 01:37:51,667 --> 01:37:55,722 - I'm steadying the wheels. - Take it slow! 965 01:37:56,417 --> 01:37:58,417 Easy, easy. 966 01:37:59,625 --> 01:38:02,783 This is great for exercising your pecs. 967 01:38:06,333 --> 01:38:08,333 You know that song... 968 01:38:11,698 --> 01:38:14,648 - "Baby, work your chest"... - Ovidiu, stop it! 969 01:38:16,125 --> 01:38:18,125 Easy. 970 01:38:21,375 --> 01:38:23,492 - This one's lower. - Yes, it's lower. 971 01:38:24,140 --> 01:38:26,840 Let's avoid those stones. 972 01:38:28,247 --> 01:38:32,322 - So many stones. - Boulders! 973 01:38:38,583 --> 01:38:40,825 - Just a moment. - Sure. 974 01:38:42,958 --> 01:38:45,825 - Can I help? - Rodica will help. 975 01:38:48,625 --> 01:38:51,283 Let me get ready. 976 01:39:00,409 --> 01:39:02,409 We have our technique. 977 01:39:05,875 --> 01:39:08,448 Wait, not yet. 978 01:39:10,183 --> 01:39:12,072 Now? 979 01:39:12,096 --> 01:39:14,137 - Let's try. 980 01:39:16,807 --> 01:39:18,162 All good? 981 01:39:18,186 --> 01:39:20,122 Need help with the chair? 982 01:39:20,146 --> 01:39:22,962 She'll manage, she has experience. 983 01:40:04,625 --> 01:40:08,408 "The Lifeguard" is mayor Mazăre. 984 01:40:08,542 --> 01:40:11,200 Yes, it's that old song by Loredana. 985 01:40:11,364 --> 01:40:13,119 The Mamaia Anthem. 986 01:40:13,143 --> 01:40:16,783 I don't think he was corrupt. He is a political prisoner. 987 01:40:16,875 --> 01:40:19,200 Could be, what do we know. 988 01:40:19,458 --> 01:40:21,950 He was all for young people and fun. 989 01:40:25,859 --> 01:40:27,934 Could you stop the music 990 01:40:28,250 --> 01:40:30,033 or turn it down? 991 01:40:30,239 --> 01:40:31,882 It's the radio. 992 01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:36,268 Sorry, but if I do I might fall asleep at the wheel. 993 01:40:36,393 --> 01:40:38,051 I apologise. 994 01:40:38,359 --> 01:40:40,809 Mum, what's wrong with the music? 995 01:41:20,458 --> 01:41:23,075 Hi, wanna trade chewing gum? 996 01:41:23,333 --> 01:41:25,700 Mine's better than Orbit! 997 01:41:45,692 --> 01:41:48,043 I'm off, good luck and have a pleasant evening! 998 01:41:48,208 --> 01:41:50,208 Thank you. 999 01:41:55,471 --> 01:41:58,462 I'm here by the royal train, 1000 01:41:58,625 --> 01:42:04,575 with a special question for all my fans on TikTok. 1001 01:42:04,667 --> 01:42:10,667 Ernst Kantorowicz spoke about the king's two bodies. 1002 01:42:10,958 --> 01:42:16,783 Does that mean our King Michael had two cocks? 1003 01:43:03,917 --> 01:43:07,219 - What's up, baby doll? - Great. 1004 01:43:16,987 --> 01:43:19,812 Who was the old fart in that video? 1005 01:43:21,086 --> 01:43:25,429 Some German director shooting a bug-killer film here. 1006 01:43:26,833 --> 01:43:29,938 Didn't he say he was a doctor? 1007 01:43:30,375 --> 01:43:34,658 Doctor in film criticism, don't care. 1008 01:43:34,958 --> 01:43:37,637 You said you had a surprise. 1009 01:43:37,918 --> 01:43:40,707 The surprise is I have no surprise 1010 01:43:41,226 --> 01:43:44,053 and you expect one and there's none. 1011 01:43:44,077 --> 01:43:45,327 Shoot! 1012 01:43:45,351 --> 01:43:48,266 I'm off my period and you can cum in my mouth. 1013 01:43:52,583 --> 01:43:54,583 So good, yes. 1014 01:43:59,250 --> 01:44:01,492 I love your cock! 1015 01:44:09,958 --> 01:44:12,676 - Pull over. - Why? 1016 01:44:15,163 --> 01:44:17,280 I said pull over! 1017 01:44:24,417 --> 01:44:26,908 Why did you never tell me? 1018 01:44:41,637 --> 01:44:43,637 Gyuri! 1019 01:44:57,000 --> 01:44:59,000 - What do you want? - Wait. 1020 01:45:00,156 --> 01:45:01,523 When was it? 1021 01:45:02,000 --> 01:45:04,783 When you stayed over at your mother's? 1022 01:45:06,625 --> 01:45:07,908 Yes. 1023 01:45:10,301 --> 01:45:12,301 Finish in my mouth! 1024 01:45:12,445 --> 01:45:14,645 Shove it in my mouth! 1025 01:45:23,042 --> 01:45:25,700 Wait, what the fuck? 1026 01:45:26,083 --> 01:45:30,575 You shot sperm all over my dress! 1027 01:45:32,208 --> 01:45:35,051 And I need to go to the airport! 1028 01:45:35,075 --> 01:45:37,325 The airport, at this hour? 1029 01:45:38,625 --> 01:45:41,977 Some bitch coming from Austria. 1030 01:45:42,625 --> 01:45:44,018 You know what? 1031 01:45:44,221 --> 01:45:49,754 One time we were shooting a porn film for some Danes 1032 01:45:49,875 --> 01:45:55,875 and in the middle of the scene, the guy couldn't get it up anymore. 1033 01:45:56,375 --> 01:46:00,383 So he got up from that hot ass under him 1034 01:46:00,708 --> 01:46:03,426 all naked and sexy as hell, 1035 01:46:03,450 --> 01:46:08,742 and to get it back up he went on PornHub on his phone. 1036 01:46:09,074 --> 01:46:12,233 - It struck me as apocalyptic. 1037 01:46:14,417 --> 01:46:17,801 How am I supposed to show up like this? 1038 01:46:17,825 --> 01:46:21,700 You can't see a thing on that glitter. 1039 01:46:24,000 --> 01:46:28,143 Could you lend me 200 lei? 1040 01:46:28,386 --> 01:46:31,502 - Lost at the slot machines? - No, man! 1041 01:46:31,708 --> 01:46:34,575 They just haven't paid me. 1042 01:46:34,667 --> 01:46:37,559 I keep having to beg for my pay. 1043 01:46:37,716 --> 01:46:40,416 And the war's pushed prices up. 1044 01:46:40,542 --> 01:46:44,492 - On Revolut? - Yes, thanks a lot. 1045 01:46:46,042 --> 01:46:51,575 Did you see what it says on contact less card readers? 1046 01:46:51,708 --> 01:46:54,200 - No, what? - "You blinked, you paid." 1047 01:46:54,442 --> 01:46:58,934 I'll be there in five, tell her to wait at the taxi stop! 1048 01:46:59,434 --> 01:47:01,434 She's there already! 1049 01:47:01,583 --> 01:47:04,867 Didn't she have check-in luggage to wait for? 1050 01:47:05,000 --> 01:47:07,488 We're embarrassing ourselves! 1051 01:47:07,512 --> 01:47:09,410 Can't help traffic, bye! 1052 01:47:09,434 --> 01:47:11,458 Fuck off. 1053 01:47:12,723 --> 01:47:15,840 Fuck off! Fuck your mother! 1054 01:48:02,304 --> 01:48:03,712 Sorry! 1055 01:48:04,117 --> 01:48:05,527 Sorry, I was... 1056 01:48:05,551 --> 01:48:08,035 - I'm sorry, the traffic was hell. - It's OK. 1057 01:48:08,059 --> 01:48:09,426 So sorry. 1058 01:48:09,450 --> 01:48:11,825 - So, only this luggage? - Yeah. 1059 01:48:12,042 --> 01:48:13,941 Tomorrow evening I fly to Singapore. 1060 01:48:13,965 --> 01:48:15,989 Great, amazing! 1061 01:48:16,208 --> 01:48:18,208 Yeah... 1062 01:48:19,090 --> 01:48:21,582 I parked the car there. 1063 01:48:37,469 --> 01:48:39,469 To Otopeni. 1064 01:48:42,708 --> 01:48:44,660 My car was first in line! 1065 01:48:44,684 --> 01:48:46,450 He's going to Otopeni. 1066 01:48:46,667 --> 01:48:48,667 You want to drive him? 1067 01:49:07,492 --> 01:49:09,766 - Lucky me. 1068 01:49:11,875 --> 01:49:14,367 Another woman would have... 1069 01:49:14,640 --> 01:49:16,640 I'm not easy to scare. 1070 01:49:18,995 --> 01:49:21,278 Have you been a taxi driver long? 1071 01:49:21,500 --> 01:49:23,976 - Five years. - Nights too? 1072 01:49:24,125 --> 01:49:26,101 You really nailed it. 1073 01:49:36,924 --> 01:49:40,165 If your wife was a taxi driver, you'd know how it is. 1074 01:49:40,375 --> 01:49:43,075 I've never had a taxi driver wife. 1075 01:49:48,875 --> 01:49:51,492 No wife at all, in fact. 1076 01:49:53,476 --> 01:49:55,993 And I doubt I ever will. 1077 01:49:58,137 --> 01:50:00,137 Not like you need one. 1078 01:50:26,042 --> 01:50:28,950 - Can I ask you something? - Please. 1079 01:50:29,750 --> 01:50:32,783 Are you related with Goethe? 1080 01:50:33,167 --> 01:50:35,200 - The writer? - Yes. 1081 01:50:36,042 --> 01:50:39,492 I'm his grand-grand-granddaughter, so to speak. 1082 01:50:39,667 --> 01:50:41,468 - No way! - Yes. 1083 01:50:41,492 --> 01:50:44,523 - No! - I am, through my father. 1084 01:50:44,664 --> 01:50:47,322 Wow, that's so cool! 1085 01:50:49,007 --> 01:50:52,783 Do you think that what he wrote in Dichtung und... 1086 01:50:53,917 --> 01:50:55,950 Dichtung und Wahrheit. 1087 01:50:56,208 --> 01:50:57,896 Dichtung und Wahrheit yeah is true 1088 01:50:57,920 --> 01:51:03,920 that what you wish for when you are young you get it galore in old age? 1089 01:51:04,875 --> 01:51:06,851 No idea, it... 1090 01:51:06,875 --> 01:51:10,908 To be honest, I never read him properly. Faust, maybe no, but... 1091 01:51:11,458 --> 01:51:13,893 When it's family, somehow you don't 1092 01:51:13,984 --> 01:51:16,267 you don't feel like doing it. 1093 01:51:16,385 --> 01:51:18,385 Yeah, sure, sure. 1094 01:51:20,750 --> 01:51:24,075 So I hope I make it 'til I'm 70, and then... 1095 01:51:24,917 --> 01:51:28,283 Although I feel already very old. 1096 01:51:28,708 --> 01:51:32,210 And maybe he meant it only for the Germans, who knows? 1097 01:51:34,281 --> 01:51:36,940 The drivers are very aggressive here. 1098 01:51:36,964 --> 01:51:38,244 Oh, yes! 1099 01:51:38,268 --> 01:51:41,494 A lot of idiots. They don't care! 1100 01:51:41,518 --> 01:51:44,408 You know, on a road to a city called Buzău, 1101 01:51:44,667 --> 01:51:49,408 there are more crosses for the people who died in accidents than kilometers. 1102 01:51:49,667 --> 01:51:51,700 I don't get it. 1103 01:51:51,913 --> 01:51:57,913 The road is like 250km long, and there are around 600 crosses. 1104 01:51:58,832 --> 01:52:00,868 When someone dies in a car crash, 1105 01:52:00,892 --> 01:52:03,908 the relatives install a Christian cross there. 1106 01:52:04,167 --> 01:52:06,119 - Oh, I see! - Yeah. 1107 01:52:06,143 --> 01:52:08,619 - Horrible! - Yes, and... 1108 01:52:08,643 --> 01:52:12,994 You can imagine that some crosses have more than one person 1109 01:52:13,018 --> 01:52:16,035 and some dead people don't have crosses put there, 1110 01:52:16,059 --> 01:52:18,408 or they're stolen or destroyed. 1111 01:52:18,625 --> 01:52:20,601 Why does this happen? 1112 01:52:20,625 --> 01:52:23,176 Because that is a one lane road 1113 01:52:23,200 --> 01:52:26,077 and it has an emergency lane that's very narrow. 1114 01:52:26,101 --> 01:52:30,785 And people treat that narrow emergency lane as a real lane. 1115 01:52:30,809 --> 01:52:33,242 Like it would be a two lane road, which it's not. 1116 01:52:33,670 --> 01:52:36,245 - Sounds very stupid. - We are. 1117 01:52:36,390 --> 01:52:37,744 I mean it's easy to fix, 1118 01:52:37,768 --> 01:52:41,518 the police should just force the people to only drive on the legal lane. 1119 01:52:41,659 --> 01:52:44,109 Nobody does it, we are alone! 1120 01:52:44,458 --> 01:52:48,518 And to be honest, I'm really afraid to drive on that road. 1121 01:52:48,689 --> 01:52:54,139 Especially since, as a PA, I drive a lot and work extra hours. 1122 01:57:02,639 --> 01:57:04,988 How much do you work? 1123 01:57:05,375 --> 01:57:10,283 Well, when I have projects, I don't... 15-16 hours a day, 1124 01:57:10,667 --> 01:57:13,367 sometimes even 20 hours. 1125 01:57:13,625 --> 01:57:15,992 We are exploited. Slaves. 1126 01:57:20,096 --> 01:57:23,379 I hope for this project you weren't forced to work extra hours. 1127 01:57:23,875 --> 01:57:29,117 Oh no, for this one no, of course not! Only 8 hours, don't worry. 1128 01:57:29,625 --> 01:57:32,676 But otherwise, some foreign productions 1129 01:57:32,700 --> 01:57:36,031 film or television, are the worst! 1130 01:57:36,141 --> 01:57:38,141 They treat us like cattle. 1131 01:57:39,750 --> 01:57:45,617 But maybe robots and Tesla or other self-driving cars will solve this problem. 1132 01:57:46,583 --> 01:57:49,825 Maybe, but can we trust their software? 1133 01:57:50,026 --> 01:57:52,026 Self-driving cars, I mean... 1134 01:57:52,708 --> 01:57:54,950 I guess so, why not? 1135 01:57:55,083 --> 01:57:57,700 Well, let's imagine this situation. 1136 01:57:58,333 --> 01:58:02,325 A self-driving car approaches a child who got on the road. 1137 01:58:02,667 --> 01:58:05,617 And the only way not to kill the child 1138 01:58:05,750 --> 01:58:10,976 is to turn left and throw the car and the driver into a wall 1139 01:58:11,093 --> 01:58:12,918 and kill the driver. 1140 01:58:13,098 --> 01:58:18,007 What decision the software takes? It will kill the child or the driver? 1141 01:58:20,742 --> 01:58:22,742 I honestly don't know. 1142 01:58:24,292 --> 01:58:27,408 I just read a study on the plane, 1143 01:58:27,917 --> 01:58:31,176 saying that Romanians are the poorest in Europe. 1144 01:58:31,200 --> 01:58:33,976 6 times more than the European average. 1145 01:58:34,140 --> 01:58:38,048 I don't know if it's about the European Union or the whole of Europe. 1146 01:58:38,719 --> 01:58:41,770 Well, I think it's about the EU. 1147 01:58:41,794 --> 01:58:44,827 Otherwise the Albanians are more poor. 1148 01:58:45,125 --> 01:58:48,742 - More primitive, too. - Oh, yeah. Sure. 1149 01:58:55,417 --> 01:58:59,992 Can I ask you something delicate? But please don't get me wrong. 1150 01:59:02,042 --> 01:59:04,042 OK. 1151 01:59:04,375 --> 01:59:09,367 Is it true that your company is actually destroying the Romanian forest for wood? 1152 01:59:09,578 --> 01:59:11,861 Or is just a rumor? 1153 01:59:12,151 --> 01:59:15,476 Wood for the furniture factories, of course. 1154 01:59:16,387 --> 01:59:20,254 I work in the marketing department, I have no idea. 1155 01:59:22,676 --> 01:59:25,460 I don't think so, I've never heard of it. 1156 01:59:27,708 --> 01:59:31,241 Anyway, if it happens, it's because Romania allows it. 1157 01:59:31,527 --> 01:59:35,061 If the Romanians would say no, it wouldn't happen. 1158 01:59:35,385 --> 01:59:39,168 Yeah, a lot of corruption, politicians corrupted. 1159 01:59:40,136 --> 01:59:42,136 Probably. 1160 01:59:43,583 --> 01:59:46,033 Citizens who accept, as well. 1161 01:59:47,458 --> 01:59:50,143 But it's better for us to just do our job, and that's it. 1162 01:59:50,276 --> 01:59:53,851 That's the secret of happiness. "Wu wei", as the Taoists say. 1163 01:59:54,375 --> 01:59:56,327 Meaning "all flowing". 1164 01:59:56,351 --> 01:59:59,832 We should flow with the world, we shouldn't force. 1165 02:00:06,583 --> 02:00:09,869 Tell me, do you like this "manele" music? 1166 02:00:09,893 --> 02:00:12,285 This turbo-folk or... 1167 02:00:12,309 --> 02:00:13,932 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1168 02:00:13,956 --> 02:00:17,973 Sometimes, yes. I like all music, why? 1169 02:00:18,082 --> 02:00:20,392 Could you play me some? Manele? 1170 02:00:20,525 --> 02:00:22,225 Oh, sure! 1171 02:00:22,345 --> 02:00:25,520 My favourite is Sandu Ciorbă. Soup! 1172 02:00:26,083 --> 02:00:31,283 Ia de-aici că n-ai servici, meaning "Take this 'cause you don't have a job". 1173 02:00:52,167 --> 02:00:53,867 It's pretty cool. 1174 02:00:54,132 --> 02:00:55,817 He's from Transylvania. 1175 02:01:43,458 --> 02:01:44,742 Wow! 1176 02:01:44,875 --> 02:01:47,867 So huge! Very impressive. 1177 02:01:48,083 --> 02:01:51,494 Was there something here before or was this an empty field? 1178 02:01:51,518 --> 02:01:54,601 No no, as far as I know it was a neighbourhood. 1179 02:01:54,773 --> 02:01:57,116 "Uranus" or something like that. 1180 02:01:57,140 --> 02:02:01,350 Ceaușescu demolished it to make this huge palace. 1181 02:02:01,460 --> 02:02:03,460 Second after Pentagon. 1182 02:02:03,667 --> 02:02:05,968 What happened to the people living there? 1183 02:02:05,992 --> 02:02:09,052 Their houses were put down, destroyed, 1184 02:02:09,076 --> 02:02:12,522 and they were moved to some block of flats. 1185 02:02:12,778 --> 02:02:16,687 Ceaușescu was an imbecile. He destroyed Romania. 1186 02:02:19,288 --> 02:02:21,863 To Uranus, please. 1187 02:02:27,375 --> 02:02:30,492 Maybe a baby would have saved your marriage. 1188 02:02:30,667 --> 02:02:32,743 Yeah, right. 1189 02:02:32,767 --> 02:02:36,117 I was four months pregnant when he beat me up. 1190 02:02:36,526 --> 02:02:39,377 Enough about me, it's not interesting. 1191 02:02:39,651 --> 02:02:42,726 I find it very interesting. 1192 02:02:45,375 --> 02:02:47,869 You don't regret not having children? 1193 02:02:47,893 --> 02:02:51,035 I only regret what I have done. 1194 02:02:51,059 --> 02:02:53,386 It's not too late, though. 1195 02:02:53,500 --> 02:02:58,176 At my age? Last thing I need! 1196 02:02:58,200 --> 02:03:01,438 Why? You still look young. 1197 02:03:02,000 --> 02:03:04,617 Your mother is amazing! 1198 02:03:06,875 --> 02:03:09,992 Stop there, at the iron gate. 1199 02:03:20,519 --> 02:03:21,936 Interesting. 1200 02:03:51,234 --> 02:03:53,951 Something in the Danube Delta, and they will come back tomorrow, 1201 02:03:53,975 --> 02:03:55,744 directly after the shoot. 1202 02:03:55,768 --> 02:03:58,101 Excuse me, the lady's name was? 1203 02:03:58,203 --> 02:04:00,653 Goethe, G-O-E-T-H-E. 1204 02:04:01,374 --> 02:04:03,628 You know what Goethe said when he died? 1205 02:04:03,652 --> 02:04:04,670 No. 1206 02:04:04,694 --> 02:04:08,015 Apparently he said Mehr Licht! "More light!" 1207 02:04:08,417 --> 02:04:12,035 But my grandfather told me what he actually said was Mehr Nichts. 1208 02:04:12,059 --> 02:04:14,158 "More nothing". 1209 02:04:21,163 --> 02:04:24,285 I can't go on like this, Mr. Vladimir. 1210 02:04:24,458 --> 02:04:26,301 That's what you think. 1211 02:04:31,241 --> 02:04:34,084 (B) OVIDIU: RAW MATERIAL 1212 02:04:36,340 --> 02:04:42,340 "NOW THAT YOUR HEAD BROKE DOWN THE WALL, WHAT WILL YOU DO IN YOUR NEW CELL?" 1213 02:04:42,708 --> 02:04:48,077 Hello, I am Ovidiu Bucă and on the 24th of November 2020, 1214 02:04:48,101 --> 02:04:50,351 after 17 hours of constant work... 1215 02:04:50,484 --> 02:04:53,184 Ovidiu, no need for your family name. 1216 02:04:53,750 --> 02:04:55,992 - "Ovidiu" will do. - OK. 1217 02:04:56,167 --> 02:05:00,059 It's friendlier and it makes you think of the poet. 1218 02:05:00,145 --> 02:05:01,762 - The Roman. - Exactly. 1219 02:05:01,875 --> 02:05:04,575 Tristia and Ex Ponto! "Carmen et error"! 1220 02:05:06,072 --> 02:05:09,006 So the audience see you as one of them. 1221 02:05:09,249 --> 02:05:11,282 - I see. - As a friend. 1222 02:05:11,458 --> 02:05:15,908 Lovely name, too, Bucă. I'll have it changed when I turn 18. 1223 02:05:16,167 --> 02:05:18,143 If he took his wife's name... 1224 02:05:18,167 --> 02:05:20,296 It's your name, so what. 1225 02:05:20,583 --> 02:05:23,143 Just a bit funny when you first hear it. 1226 02:05:23,260 --> 02:05:26,852 My name means "ram", so I know what it's like. 1227 02:05:26,876 --> 02:05:30,259 Also, Ovidiu, try to articulate. 1228 02:05:30,283 --> 02:05:32,268 I'll do my best. 1229 02:05:32,292 --> 02:05:34,617 Given the circumstances, of course. 1230 02:05:34,958 --> 02:05:38,658 Though the event is tragic for him, 1231 02:05:38,817 --> 02:05:42,284 we want to show him as a fighter. 1232 02:05:42,308 --> 02:05:43,617 Action! 1233 02:05:44,208 --> 02:05:46,619 Hello, I am Ovidiu. 1234 02:05:46,643 --> 02:05:52,117 On the 24th of November 2020, I had worked non-stop for 17 hours. 1235 02:05:52,375 --> 02:05:55,494 We had a furniture order to fill for Russia and France, 1236 02:05:55,518 --> 02:05:58,910 the holidays were coming and we were all working hard. 1237 02:05:58,934 --> 02:06:03,908 I came out and walked towards the parking lot, 1238 02:06:04,083 --> 02:06:06,492 to my car, so I could go home. 1239 02:06:06,632 --> 02:06:11,999 The lighting outside here is poor, it's pitch black at night. 1240 02:06:12,851 --> 02:06:14,851 Suddenly, 1241 02:06:14,958 --> 02:06:19,617 an old Dacia 1310 came this way. 1242 02:06:20,042 --> 02:06:24,783 The driver didn't see that barrier and drove into it. 1243 02:06:25,417 --> 02:06:30,533 It's not marked, just a rusty metal bar on a cylinder. 1244 02:06:30,833 --> 02:06:34,992 The car sent the bar flying and it hit me in the head. 1245 02:06:36,135 --> 02:06:40,152 I was in a coma for one year and one month. 1246 02:06:40,333 --> 02:06:41,759 Hey, man. 1247 02:06:41,783 --> 02:06:46,908 I woke up to find myself paralyzed from the waist down. 1248 02:06:47,090 --> 02:06:52,016 My back was all red raw from bedsores. 1249 02:06:52,040 --> 02:06:55,765 those weeds and the rubbish. 1250 02:06:55,925 --> 02:06:57,925 Right! Well done. 1251 02:06:58,098 --> 02:07:00,340 Very good, very touching. 1252 02:07:00,531 --> 02:07:05,648 We need to take off that vodka ad and move the lorry. 1253 02:07:05,884 --> 02:07:08,191 And he can't mention Russia. 1254 02:07:08,342 --> 02:07:10,542 Your company still has branches in Russia. 1255 02:07:10,752 --> 02:07:15,059 Because we'd have to fire people and we care about our employees. 1256 02:07:15,192 --> 02:07:17,767 We're neutral, like Switzerland. 1257 02:07:19,257 --> 02:07:22,332 We need to get rid of that banner. 1258 02:07:22,750 --> 02:07:26,783 And move out that Kuchnie lorry. 1259 02:07:44,417 --> 02:07:47,658 - So don't mention Russia. - Only France? 1260 02:08:02,090 --> 02:08:04,090 [Man 1] Go get that thing. 1261 02:08:04,333 --> 02:08:06,809 - [Man 2] What? - [Man 1] The frame. 1262 02:08:12,500 --> 02:08:15,494 - You know what this is? - No. 1263 02:08:15,518 --> 02:08:18,575 - A nuclear fallout shelter. - Really? 1264 02:08:20,708 --> 02:08:23,658 The door is welded shut. 1265 02:08:24,917 --> 02:08:27,992 Besides, how many people could it fit? 1266 02:08:28,583 --> 02:08:31,492 Not enough for the whole country! 1267 02:08:35,035 --> 02:08:37,696 - Making any new films? - This one. 1268 02:08:37,720 --> 02:08:42,570 I meant a feature, something serious, not corporate stuff. 1269 02:08:42,715 --> 02:08:45,025 Everything is for corporations now. 1270 02:08:45,192 --> 02:08:50,058 This shot looks like a Lumière film. 1271 02:08:50,274 --> 02:08:55,409 The Lumière brothers' first film, with the workers leaving the factory, 1272 02:08:55,433 --> 02:08:59,285 is considered a documentary, but that was only the first take, 1273 02:08:59,309 --> 02:09:02,658 when they filmed workers actually leaving the factory, 1274 02:09:02,833 --> 02:09:06,908 the brothers didn't like it, so the second take was directed. 1275 02:09:07,042 --> 02:09:09,759 They made them come out again. 1276 02:09:09,783 --> 02:09:13,869 So fiction was there from the start, as were ads and corporate films. 1277 02:09:13,893 --> 02:09:18,575 Their footage was also an ad for the Lumière factory. 1278 02:09:18,958 --> 02:09:24,700 And in 1897, Meliès had already shot a Bornibus mustard ad. 1279 02:09:26,125 --> 02:09:27,909 What mustard was that? 1280 02:09:27,933 --> 02:09:29,450 Bornibus. 1281 02:09:29,627 --> 02:09:32,172 - I'd like to see it. - It's sadly lost. 1282 02:09:32,292 --> 02:09:37,408 Only a photo from the shoot survived. Photos last longer than films. 1283 02:09:37,958 --> 02:09:42,009 But yes, I might do a series for Pro TV. 1284 02:09:42,033 --> 02:09:45,367 An adaptation of Scorsese's The Irishman, 1285 02:09:45,625 --> 02:09:49,535 with old Romanian gangsters working for the Russians. 1286 02:09:49,559 --> 02:09:52,249 Ex-Communist Secret Service agents. 1287 02:09:53,125 --> 02:09:55,744 Bobiță says hi! 1288 02:09:55,768 --> 02:09:57,660 It's very hot today! 1289 02:09:57,684 --> 02:10:02,869 The city is full of naked asses and tits today, 1290 02:10:02,893 --> 02:10:07,009 I've had it! Stay the fuck inside! 1291 02:10:07,033 --> 02:10:11,369 Can't look this way, can't look that way, 1292 02:10:11,393 --> 02:10:14,869 where the fuck should I look if your tits and ass are out? 1293 02:10:14,893 --> 02:10:16,917 Fucking sluts! 1294 02:10:17,181 --> 02:10:20,455 [Man 3] Man, you're so vulgar with this Bobiță! 1295 02:10:20,976 --> 02:10:24,011 I criticize by way of extreme caricature! 1296 02:10:24,035 --> 02:10:26,450 I'm like Charlie Hebdo, sucker! 1297 02:10:43,151 --> 02:10:49,103 They say 14,000 children were sent in front of the troops to set off mines 1298 02:10:49,127 --> 02:10:52,200 during the war between Iran and Iraq. 1299 02:11:24,442 --> 02:11:26,442 More to the left. 1300 02:11:38,228 --> 02:11:39,535 Sound. 1301 02:11:39,559 --> 02:11:41,583 [Man 1] Rolling. 1302 02:11:42,870 --> 02:11:44,870 - Set. - Action! 1303 02:11:45,024 --> 02:11:47,909 Hello, my name is Ovidiu 1304 02:11:47,933 --> 02:11:53,700 and on the 24th of November 2020, I had worked non-stop for 17 hours 1305 02:11:53,833 --> 02:11:56,908 to fill a furniture order for France. 1306 02:11:57,340 --> 02:12:00,766 The holidays were coming and we were all working hard. 1307 02:12:00,790 --> 02:12:04,408 I came out of the warehouse and walked to the exit, 1308 02:12:04,583 --> 02:12:09,033 to get my car from the parking lot and go home. 1309 02:12:09,208 --> 02:12:15,200 The lighting outside here is poor, it's pitch black at night. 1310 02:12:15,958 --> 02:12:20,658 Suddenly, an old Dacia 1310 came this way. 1311 02:12:21,042 --> 02:12:25,950 The driver didn't see that barrier and drove into it. 1312 02:12:26,792 --> 02:12:32,033 It's not marked, just a rusty metal bar on a cylinder. 1313 02:12:33,387 --> 02:12:37,533 The car hit it, sent it flying, it hit me in the head. 1314 02:12:38,792 --> 02:12:43,033 I was in a coma for a year and one month. 1315 02:12:44,375 --> 02:12:49,242 I woke up to find myself paralyzed from the waist down. 1316 02:12:50,042 --> 02:12:56,042 My back was all red raw from the bedsores. 1317 02:12:56,958 --> 02:13:00,910 I'd like to urge everyone to be careful at work, 1318 02:13:00,934 --> 02:13:03,158 so incidents like this don't happen again. 1319 02:13:03,739 --> 02:13:05,050 Cut! 1320 02:13:05,169 --> 02:13:07,286 Bravo, Ovidiu. 1321 02:13:07,458 --> 02:13:09,535 Will we repeat this a lot? 1322 02:13:09,559 --> 02:13:12,160 It depends on what you consider "a lot". 1323 02:13:12,184 --> 02:13:17,535 Chaplin is famous for the 800 takes he did for City Lights. 1324 02:13:17,559 --> 02:13:19,619 - What? - 800, Madam. 1325 02:13:19,643 --> 02:13:22,535 For one shot, because, wait for it, 1326 02:13:22,559 --> 02:13:25,410 he didn't like how Virginia Cherrill spoke. 1327 02:13:25,434 --> 02:13:27,492 In a silent film! 1328 02:13:27,847 --> 02:13:29,612 [Man 3] I like Buster Keaton! 1329 02:13:29,708 --> 02:13:33,658 Ovidiu, you shouldn't mention the overtime. 1330 02:13:33,917 --> 02:13:37,825 Or the makeshift, rusty barrier. 1331 02:13:38,167 --> 02:13:42,033 You can see it's still rusty, how can I say it wasn't? 1332 02:13:55,111 --> 02:13:56,626 Doina! 1333 02:13:57,083 --> 02:14:00,283 This thing really is dangerous. 1334 02:14:01,333 --> 02:14:03,867 It's a heavy iron bar! 1335 02:14:04,541 --> 02:14:07,284 If a car hits it, it will fly again. 1336 02:14:07,308 --> 02:14:09,035 I'll tell them. 1337 02:14:09,059 --> 02:14:13,259 I'm in marketing, I have nothing to do with it. 1338 02:14:13,283 --> 02:14:16,158 I know, but this man... 1339 02:14:16,333 --> 02:14:20,035 It's Communist heritage, we didn't put it here. 1340 02:14:20,059 --> 02:14:23,869 The building is an interwar jewel. Those cornices! 1341 02:14:23,893 --> 02:14:27,135 The building, yes. The barrier is from Communist times. 1342 02:14:27,159 --> 02:14:29,410 But it's been 33 years since the Revolution! 1343 02:14:29,434 --> 02:14:35,001 And the place still isn't lit properly at night. 1344 02:14:36,083 --> 02:14:39,783 Only that block gives some light. 1345 02:14:40,208 --> 02:14:43,619 I'm glad you told me, I'll forward this. 1346 02:14:43,643 --> 02:14:45,619 It will be fixed. 1347 02:14:45,643 --> 02:14:46,785 Right! 1348 02:14:46,809 --> 02:14:52,035 It's very important for us that Ovidiu mentions 1349 02:14:52,059 --> 02:14:54,494 he wasn't wearing his safety helmet 1350 02:14:54,518 --> 02:14:57,535 and advise his coworkers and everyone watching 1351 02:14:57,559 --> 02:14:59,760 to wear their safety helmet. 1352 02:14:59,784 --> 02:15:03,610 Just like we had to wear a mask to not get Covid. 1353 02:15:03,634 --> 02:15:06,867 The safety helmet is the same, Mr Bucă! 1354 02:15:06,958 --> 02:15:08,494 What Covid? 1355 02:15:08,518 --> 02:15:14,008 But the helmet wasn't compulsory, that's why we sued. 1356 02:15:14,207 --> 02:15:18,409 The regulations say it's compulsory everywhere. 1357 02:15:18,433 --> 02:15:23,158 It's in the occupational safety regulations you signed. 1358 02:15:23,291 --> 02:15:27,034 - It includes the courtyard. - I was by the exit! 1359 02:15:27,058 --> 02:15:31,134 But still in the courtyard. 1360 02:15:31,158 --> 02:15:33,920 - I was two metres from the barrier! 1361 02:15:33,944 --> 02:15:36,194 But in the courtyard! 1362 02:15:36,218 --> 02:15:38,827 Could be a micron or a light-year! 1363 02:15:38,851 --> 02:15:43,825 Excuse me, but we're still waiting for the court's decision. 1364 02:15:44,208 --> 02:15:47,910 Sure, the rules may say so, but it's ridiculous, 1365 02:15:47,934 --> 02:15:53,166 wearing the helmet out here, by the exit, with no falling hazards! 1366 02:15:53,458 --> 02:15:59,458 If the barrier was properly attached and made of plastic, not 30 kilos of iron, 1367 02:15:59,675 --> 02:16:04,416 if it was painted visibly, if there was even a little lighting, 1368 02:16:04,542 --> 02:16:06,660 the driver would have seen it. 1369 02:16:06,684 --> 02:16:09,410 Or, anyway, this wouldn't have happened. 1370 02:16:09,434 --> 02:16:11,535 So don't ask us to lie. 1371 02:16:11,559 --> 02:16:13,536 We're not asking you to lie! 1372 02:16:13,560 --> 02:16:18,033 Just don't say things detrimental to the company paying you. 1373 02:16:18,208 --> 02:16:22,533 1,000 euro for one day's shooting is no small thing. 1374 02:16:22,833 --> 02:16:28,833 We're doing this to help people, not to be seen in a bad light. 1375 02:16:29,033 --> 02:16:31,651 He puts himself in a bad light. 1376 02:16:31,675 --> 02:16:37,367 If you were so unhappy with the barrier, why didn't you speak out? 1377 02:16:37,583 --> 02:16:41,450 Do anything to change things? 1378 02:16:41,614 --> 02:16:44,439 Did you send a memo to the management? 1379 02:16:46,917 --> 02:16:50,908 No, so there's no point complaining now. 1380 02:16:51,141 --> 02:16:53,034 I will only speak the truth. 1381 02:16:53,058 --> 02:16:56,660 Then why won't you say you weren't wearing a helmet? 1382 02:16:56,684 --> 02:16:57,913 It's not important. 1383 02:16:57,937 --> 02:17:00,744 Of course it is, Mr Bucă! 1384 02:17:00,768 --> 02:17:05,910 With a helmet, you'd be fine, or you'd only have light injuries. 1385 02:17:05,934 --> 02:17:08,034 - You can't know that. - Nonsense! 1386 02:17:08,058 --> 02:17:11,910 It stands to reason, that's why the helmet is compulsory. 1387 02:17:11,934 --> 02:17:14,416 As for the overtime work, 1388 02:17:14,582 --> 02:17:19,368 you were paid for it, so no point in mentioning it. 1389 02:17:19,392 --> 02:17:22,259 - I wasn't! - You should have asked for it. 1390 02:17:22,283 --> 02:17:26,494 He did, and they said it's a delicate time for the company 1391 02:17:26,518 --> 02:17:29,033 and everyone must make sacrifices. 1392 02:17:29,167 --> 02:17:31,744 Though they declare rising profits. 1393 02:17:31,768 --> 02:17:37,768 Mr Hans Frank boasted their profits grew by dozens of millions. 1394 02:17:38,851 --> 02:17:40,450 Euro! Euro, at that! 1395 02:17:40,746 --> 02:17:44,806 Maybe before the pandemic, but the two aren't mutually exclusive. 1396 02:17:45,042 --> 02:17:48,343 Even with higher profits, you can have a lot of issues. 1397 02:17:48,367 --> 02:17:50,660 Negative growth is a thing. 1398 02:17:50,684 --> 02:17:53,785 But the accident happened because of overtime. 1399 02:17:53,809 --> 02:17:58,035 At 5pm there's still light, the driver would have seen the barrier. 1400 02:17:58,059 --> 02:18:02,435 Speculation! And 5pm in late November is dark. 1401 02:18:02,629 --> 02:18:04,605 No it isn't. 1402 02:18:04,629 --> 02:18:08,408 And it had been sunny the whole week. 1403 02:18:08,567 --> 02:18:11,144 No point complaining about overtime. 1404 02:18:11,168 --> 02:18:14,785 In these hard times, you could have made a small effort. 1405 02:18:14,809 --> 02:18:17,535 We keep praising the Americans, 1406 02:18:17,559 --> 02:18:19,785 but did you see them during that tornado? 1407 02:18:19,809 --> 02:18:24,158 Workers in a candle factory in Kentucky were kept at work 1408 02:18:24,333 --> 02:18:29,343 and Amazon asked an employee to deliver in the tornado. 1409 02:18:29,367 --> 02:18:33,534 You think you're exploited because of a few minutes of overtime! 1410 02:18:33,558 --> 02:18:36,033 - I'm not complaining. - Yes you are. 1411 02:18:36,198 --> 02:18:40,158 And Kentucky is full of troglodyte apes. 1412 02:18:40,458 --> 02:18:45,700 That Colonel Sanders from KFC was apparently a huge racist. 1413 02:18:45,867 --> 02:18:48,902 - That's why I prefer McDonald's. - Same here! 1414 02:18:48,926 --> 02:18:50,577 Or Burger King. 1415 02:18:50,601 --> 02:18:53,559 Profits grew in Lithuania, not here. 1416 02:18:53,785 --> 02:18:57,402 Tibi, can I have a word? 1417 02:18:58,625 --> 02:19:04,625 Let him say whatever first, then add the safety helmet thing. 1418 02:19:06,033 --> 02:19:10,492 And we'll just use the second part. Can't we edit out the rest? 1419 02:19:10,755 --> 02:19:14,539 Yes, of course, but... I don't agree. 1420 02:19:15,333 --> 02:19:18,244 This is supposed to be an educational film. 1421 02:19:18,268 --> 02:19:20,033 Telling the truth. 1422 02:19:20,166 --> 02:19:23,058 - Don't start. - I don't, but... 1423 02:19:23,207 --> 02:19:26,782 I can't tell him what to say. 1424 02:19:27,083 --> 02:19:29,242 I won't edit it out, either. 1425 02:19:31,292 --> 02:19:34,158 I'll give you the complete footage. 1426 02:19:34,633 --> 02:19:40,125 I left the camera running the whole time, you can even do a "making of." 1427 02:19:40,292 --> 02:19:43,033 - Then we'll edit it. - Suit yourselves. 1428 02:19:43,208 --> 02:19:45,283 I'm staying out of that. 1429 02:19:45,701 --> 02:19:49,893 I'll be fair and give you the footage with all he says. 1430 02:19:50,026 --> 02:19:52,392 Wait, Doris is calling me. 1431 02:19:52,550 --> 02:19:54,701 Break for two minutes! 1432 02:20:16,432 --> 02:20:19,548 - I'm on your side. - Thank you. 1433 02:20:20,042 --> 02:20:23,244 I won't have you say anything but the truth. 1434 02:20:23,268 --> 02:20:27,410 We have to, the lawsuit is still on. 1435 02:20:27,434 --> 02:20:30,534 This footage could be used against us. 1436 02:20:30,958 --> 02:20:36,684 The defense would go "He himself says it was his fault!" 1437 02:20:36,809 --> 02:20:39,718 And it's not true, it was their fault. 1438 02:20:41,667 --> 02:20:44,184 Maybe it wasn't a good move to accept this. 1439 02:20:44,285 --> 02:20:48,152 We meant not to. But it's good money. 1440 02:20:48,824 --> 02:20:53,608 Could be a peace offering, maybe we'll strike a deal. 1441 02:20:54,708 --> 02:20:57,119 - Don't give up. - We won't. 1442 02:20:57,143 --> 02:21:01,159 But you know their bean-counters cling to every straw. 1443 02:21:01,183 --> 02:21:03,667 We need to stay alert. 1444 02:21:06,667 --> 02:21:09,742 In the Second World War, 1445 02:21:10,332 --> 02:21:15,118 an American officer who had been in command of an execution squad 1446 02:21:15,142 --> 02:21:20,160 went around to each person executed for defection 1447 02:21:20,184 --> 02:21:23,035 and pulled out the bullets. 1448 02:21:23,059 --> 02:21:25,885 - What for? - I'm getting there. 1449 02:21:25,909 --> 02:21:30,325 He made a necklace out of these bullets. 1450 02:21:31,356 --> 02:21:37,056 His superior notices and court-martials him for robbing cadavers. 1451 02:21:37,167 --> 02:21:39,369 Here's where it gets interesting. 1452 02:21:39,393 --> 02:21:45,077 The officer, or his attorney, claims he didn't rob the bodies, 1453 02:21:45,101 --> 02:21:49,785 as the bullets weren't the property of the executed, 1454 02:21:49,809 --> 02:21:54,033 but the property of the execution squad. 1455 02:21:54,167 --> 02:21:59,408 As such, the officer only took back what was rightfully his. 1456 02:22:00,666 --> 02:22:04,868 Sure, the prosecutor says, they belonged to the squad, 1457 02:22:04,892 --> 02:22:09,160 but firing them was the same as discarding them. 1458 02:22:09,184 --> 02:22:12,759 So the squad had relinquished ownership. 1459 02:22:12,783 --> 02:22:16,492 Basically, the firing squad made a donation, 1460 02:22:16,583 --> 02:22:20,009 donated the bullets to the executed. 1461 02:22:20,033 --> 02:22:24,242 Which means our officer did rob the cadavers 1462 02:22:24,333 --> 02:22:28,533 who had came to own the bullets by donation. 1463 02:22:28,958 --> 02:22:34,327 But, says the officer, or his lawyer, 1464 02:22:34,351 --> 02:22:36,119 we may presume, 1465 02:22:36,143 --> 02:22:41,702 as confirmed by their attitude before and during the execution, 1466 02:22:41,726 --> 02:22:45,825 we may presume, then, that the executed 1467 02:22:45,958 --> 02:22:49,759 firmly rejected the donation of bullets. 1468 02:22:49,783 --> 02:22:53,009 They absolutely did not want those bullets. 1469 02:22:53,033 --> 02:22:56,744 As they refused them, our officer robbed no one. 1470 02:22:56,768 --> 02:23:00,666 He just took back the refused donation from the executed. 1471 02:23:00,799 --> 02:23:03,040 I don't get it. 1472 02:23:04,292 --> 02:23:05,992 It's raining. 1473 02:23:06,083 --> 02:23:08,244 - Is this story made up? - No! 1474 02:23:08,268 --> 02:23:10,344 No, it's all true! 1475 02:23:10,368 --> 02:23:12,160 I read about it too. 1476 02:23:12,184 --> 02:23:15,744 - So what was the sentence? - Not guilty, apparently. 1477 02:23:15,768 --> 02:23:17,792 Fuck off! 1478 02:23:18,174 --> 02:23:20,174 Go back to India! 1479 02:23:20,708 --> 02:23:24,285 Come again and I'll break your legs! Little bastards! 1480 02:23:24,309 --> 02:23:26,483 Serves them right! 1481 02:23:26,507 --> 02:23:27,994 They're children, Madam. 1482 02:23:28,018 --> 02:23:31,492 Children today, thieves tomorrow! 1483 02:23:31,583 --> 02:23:32,984 Doris is at the hotel, 1484 02:23:33,008 --> 02:23:35,309 not feeling well, but she wants to see our framing. 1485 02:23:35,411 --> 02:23:37,528 What a racist hag! 1486 02:23:40,660 --> 02:23:43,944 Ioana wants to show our framing to the Austrian client. 1487 02:23:44,059 --> 02:23:48,658 She can come with her phone and film the video assist monitor. 1488 02:23:52,750 --> 02:23:55,160 Don't worry, it's just a light drizzle. 1489 02:23:55,184 --> 02:23:58,416 We're getting wet! 1490 02:24:03,051 --> 02:24:04,488 Can you see? 1491 02:24:04,824 --> 02:24:07,985 I can't see very well, but if the barrier is rusty and dirty, 1492 02:24:08,009 --> 02:24:09,410 then keep it out of the frame. 1493 02:24:09,434 --> 02:24:12,285 I don't want to give ammunition to our enemies, really. 1494 02:24:12,309 --> 02:24:14,785 OK, and what should we have in frame? 1495 02:24:14,809 --> 02:24:18,374 Well, only the building, no barrier. 1496 02:24:21,783 --> 02:24:24,610 Yeah, tschuss! Keep up the good work, bye. 1497 02:24:24,634 --> 02:24:27,626 We need to keep the barrier out of the frame. 1498 02:24:27,650 --> 02:24:32,892 It's fine, we're filming in 8K, you can zoom in all you need. 1499 02:24:32,916 --> 02:24:34,992 All the way to close-up. 1500 02:24:38,200 --> 02:24:42,984 No, remove it. The raindrops will show if we zoom in. 1501 02:24:43,800 --> 02:24:46,041 Get rid of it. 1502 02:24:48,292 --> 02:24:50,268 Take it away. 1503 02:24:55,025 --> 02:24:57,102 Did you know that during communism, 1504 02:24:57,126 --> 02:24:59,869 occupational safety films blamed the workers, too? 1505 02:24:59,893 --> 02:25:03,533 [Man 2] All films were censored back then. Motherfuckers! 1506 02:25:04,372 --> 02:25:05,572 Ovidiu! 1507 02:25:06,090 --> 02:25:10,124 We removed the barrier, so don't point to it. 1508 02:25:13,050 --> 02:25:16,166 Go to the back, keep the ladies dry. 1509 02:25:17,458 --> 02:25:21,634 When he talks about his coma, you should take his hand. 1510 02:25:21,658 --> 02:25:23,783 Affectionately. 1511 02:25:24,082 --> 02:25:28,076 Affectionately, Grandma Angela moves on! 1512 02:25:28,100 --> 02:25:31,325 - It doesn't cover all of us. - We'll get one more. 1513 02:25:34,958 --> 02:25:37,729 Only hold it between takes. 1514 02:25:37,753 --> 02:25:39,777 Understood. 1515 02:25:40,792 --> 02:25:44,134 I'll record this take with my phone, so Doris can send it to her boss. 1516 02:25:44,158 --> 02:25:47,008 It will look bad on a phone. 1517 02:25:47,822 --> 02:25:50,909 Hans Frank wants to see what we're filming. 1518 02:25:50,933 --> 02:25:52,958 [Man 2] Fine, just go! 1519 02:25:53,333 --> 02:25:54,908 It's raining! 1520 02:25:55,042 --> 02:25:57,042 - Sound! - Rolling. 1521 02:25:59,042 --> 02:26:00,785 Wait, you're leaving? 1522 02:26:00,809 --> 02:26:02,035 Action! 1523 02:26:02,059 --> 02:26:04,285 Hello, I am Ovidiu. 1524 02:26:04,309 --> 02:26:10,119 On the 24th of November 2020, I had worked non-stop for 17 hours 1525 02:26:10,143 --> 02:26:12,410 for a furniture delivery to France. 1526 02:26:12,434 --> 02:26:15,992 The holidays were coming and we were all working hard. 1527 02:26:16,167 --> 02:26:19,634 I came out of the warehouse and walked to the exit, 1528 02:26:19,658 --> 02:26:23,992 to get my car from the parking lot and go home. 1529 02:26:24,208 --> 02:26:29,658 The lighting outside here is poor, it's pitch black at night. 1530 02:26:30,917 --> 02:26:32,369 Suddenly, 1531 02:26:32,393 --> 02:26:36,783 an old Dacia 1310 came this way. 1532 02:26:37,083 --> 02:26:41,533 The driver didn't see that barrier, so he hit it. 1533 02:26:42,716 --> 02:26:47,875 It's not marked, just a rusty metal bar on a cylinder. 1534 02:26:48,833 --> 02:26:53,367 The car hit it, sent it flying, it hit me in the head. 1535 02:26:54,708 --> 02:26:59,283 I was in a coma for a year and one month. 1536 02:27:00,792 --> 02:27:03,242 I came out of the coma 1537 02:27:05,958 --> 02:27:09,742 and found myself paralyzed from the waist down. 1538 02:27:10,769 --> 02:27:12,160 [Man 1] Continue! 1539 02:27:12,184 --> 02:27:15,283 My back was all infected from bedsores. 1540 02:27:17,375 --> 02:27:20,075 It was all red raw. 1541 02:27:21,708 --> 02:27:26,992 I want to tell everyone to wear their safety helmets, 1542 02:27:27,083 --> 02:27:29,658 so that incidents like this don't happen again. 1543 02:27:29,792 --> 02:27:32,410 Cut! Great! Bring the umbrellas. 1544 02:27:32,434 --> 02:27:34,458 Bravo, Ovidiu! 1545 02:27:40,269 --> 02:27:43,161 I'm sending this to Austria now. 1546 02:27:43,583 --> 02:27:46,533 We'll wait for their feedback. 1547 02:27:48,700 --> 02:27:51,650 Waiting in the fucking rain! 1548 02:27:55,083 --> 02:27:57,244 If you want to leave, I'll drive you. 1549 02:27:57,268 --> 02:27:58,785 Yes, let's go. 1550 02:27:58,809 --> 02:28:01,033 They're bastards! 1551 02:28:03,558 --> 02:28:06,391 In those communist films they used to show horrible things, 1552 02:28:06,415 --> 02:28:07,619 hands chopped off. 1553 02:28:07,643 --> 02:28:09,452 They also blamed the workers! 1554 02:28:09,476 --> 02:28:14,200 They were made to say: "I made this fucking mistake..." 1555 02:28:20,542 --> 02:28:22,160 Hi, it's Bobiță! 1556 02:28:22,184 --> 02:28:25,952 This is my atomic fallout shelter with some sluts inside, 1557 02:28:25,976 --> 02:28:29,327 can't tell you much about them, there's people around. 1558 02:28:29,351 --> 02:28:30,783 Just want to say: 1559 02:28:30,958 --> 02:28:35,660 I support President Putin in his crusade against Nazis 1560 02:28:35,684 --> 02:28:40,410 as for Zelensky, that two-dime Jew actor, 1561 02:28:40,434 --> 02:28:43,785 I hope he dies like Hitler and his Ukraine with him, 1562 02:28:43,809 --> 02:28:47,450 and Mr Putin stays there forever! 1563 02:28:48,208 --> 02:28:49,910 Slava Rossii! 1564 02:28:49,934 --> 02:28:52,033 - Are you OK? - Yes. 1565 02:28:52,708 --> 02:28:54,708 [Man 2] Surya Bonaly! 1566 02:28:55,208 --> 02:28:58,867 Aren't you afraid they'll label you a Putinist? 1567 02:28:59,075 --> 02:29:03,027 No, I hope some people are still smart. 1568 02:29:03,051 --> 02:29:06,410 - You worked for 30 hours? - Even 48, once. 1569 02:29:06,434 --> 02:29:09,384 I was younger, I wouldn't do it now. 1570 02:29:09,408 --> 02:29:12,658 We were shooting in the mountains 1571 02:29:13,033 --> 02:29:15,375 that took 40 hours, for a beer ad. 1572 02:29:15,399 --> 02:29:17,016 The one with the deer? 1573 02:29:17,040 --> 02:29:19,064 No, the one with the squirrel. 1574 02:29:19,667 --> 02:29:22,759 Now I don't accept anything over 16 hours. 1575 02:29:22,783 --> 02:29:24,563 As everyone should. 1576 02:29:24,665 --> 02:29:25,994 Except they don't. 1577 02:29:26,208 --> 02:29:28,360 To each their own. 1578 02:29:28,384 --> 02:29:30,759 They don't want to upset producers. 1579 02:29:30,783 --> 02:29:34,158 Hans Frank says he has a problem with the text. 1580 02:29:34,333 --> 02:29:36,195 Says he wants the Bob Dylan thing. 1581 02:29:36,219 --> 02:29:38,250 What? 1582 02:29:39,083 --> 02:29:42,367 "No way, the text is problematical. 1583 02:29:42,458 --> 02:29:47,742 Do it like in the stupid hippie kike Bob Dylan clip. With papers." 1584 02:29:48,208 --> 02:29:49,759 Sounds like Donald Trump. 1585 02:29:49,783 --> 02:29:51,833 [Man 2] Zimmerman! 1586 02:29:52,167 --> 02:29:54,143 Wait, I get it! 1587 02:29:54,167 --> 02:29:59,534 Bob Dylan has this video where he's holding sheets with the lyrics 1588 02:29:59,558 --> 02:30:02,119 and letting them drop one by one. 1589 02:30:02,143 --> 02:30:04,594 [Man 1] Subterranean Homesick Blues. 1590 02:30:04,618 --> 02:30:07,285 - Subterranean Homesick Blues! - Yes, we know. 1591 02:30:07,309 --> 02:30:09,533 Do we even have paper? 1592 02:30:12,314 --> 02:30:16,014 [Man 2] You can write the text and I'll go print it out. 1593 02:30:16,292 --> 02:30:19,867 Then let's do this. Page one... 1594 02:30:20,458 --> 02:30:21,785 "After work." 1595 02:30:21,809 --> 02:30:24,410 Page two "I was heading to the exit." 1596 02:30:24,434 --> 02:30:28,033 Page three "A car hit the barrier." 1597 02:30:28,208 --> 02:30:30,785 Page four "I wasn't wearing a helmet." 1598 02:30:30,809 --> 02:30:34,367 [Man 1] Wait, the paper will be shiny. 1599 02:30:34,667 --> 02:30:38,634 In our truck there's a big green board. 1600 02:30:38,658 --> 02:30:40,727 We just cut that. 1601 02:30:40,751 --> 02:30:42,955 [Man 3] We need white ones, not green. 1602 02:30:42,979 --> 02:30:47,829 [Man 1] No, this green board works like a chroma key. 1603 02:30:48,341 --> 02:30:52,267 [Man 1] You can fill them with any text you want later. 1604 02:30:52,291 --> 02:30:54,602 Great idea, Andi, hats off! 1605 02:30:54,626 --> 02:30:58,783 - And it won't stay green? - [Man 1] No it won't! 1606 02:30:59,565 --> 02:31:04,283 They're green because it's easy to replace in CGI. 1607 02:31:05,158 --> 02:31:07,151 - [Man 1] Bănel! - [Man 2] Yessir! 1608 02:31:07,175 --> 02:31:11,158 [Man 1] Cut that green board into ten A3 rectangles. 1609 02:31:11,833 --> 02:31:14,783 - [Man 1] Ten will do, right? - Even fewer. 1610 02:31:17,314 --> 02:31:20,180 [Man 2] So you are like Charlie Hebdo, Anjelica? 1611 02:31:23,546 --> 02:31:25,579 Maybe you'll be shot in the head. 1612 02:31:26,792 --> 02:31:31,408 Valeriu Sterian made a remake of Dylan's video. 1613 02:31:33,292 --> 02:31:35,434 [Man 2] Oh, the one with... 1614 02:31:35,605 --> 02:31:38,805 "Declaration" and all that shit. 1615 02:31:42,083 --> 02:31:44,783 - You don't know it? - No. 1616 02:31:44,958 --> 02:31:46,783 Who? 1617 02:31:46,917 --> 02:31:50,867 Valeriu Sterian, he had this video. Holding papers. 1618 02:31:53,417 --> 02:31:55,417 [Man 1] Here it is. 1619 02:32:24,551 --> 02:32:27,043 - [Man 3] It's in English? - [Man 1] Yes. 1620 02:32:37,833 --> 02:32:42,283 Didn't he sing the one with "Look what's left of humans"? 1621 02:32:58,833 --> 02:33:01,283 I think it's about 90s stuff. 1622 02:33:02,247 --> 02:33:04,660 I think that one's about President Iliescu, 1623 02:33:04,684 --> 02:33:07,744 he called himself an emanation of the Revolution. 1624 02:33:07,768 --> 02:33:10,493 They called him "The Emanated." 1625 02:33:16,901 --> 02:33:19,309 Fuck you and your filming! 1626 02:33:44,976 --> 02:33:48,535 Why isn't Doris Goethe here if she cares so much, 1627 02:33:48,715 --> 02:33:52,165 instead of directing us from Heldenplatz? 1628 02:33:54,583 --> 02:33:57,619 She's feeling sick, she's at the hotel. 1629 02:33:57,643 --> 02:34:01,434 Between you and me, last night she drank with some creeps. 1630 02:34:01,608 --> 02:34:03,683 A €2000 tab. 1631 02:34:03,824 --> 02:34:08,899 They're paying our fees too, we can't badmouth them. 1632 02:34:09,333 --> 02:34:14,283 Ms Goethe can keep her airs to herself. 1633 02:34:14,958 --> 02:34:20,117 Read Thomas Bernhard, you'll see the Austrians were real Nazis. 1634 02:34:20,425 --> 02:34:25,041 Millions of them applauded Hitler in 38 in Heldenplatz. 1635 02:34:25,417 --> 02:34:29,408 They were happy with the Anschluss, only played the victims later. 1636 02:34:29,500 --> 02:34:34,492 [Man 1] In the 80s they voted an SS officer for president, Kurt Waldheim. 1637 02:34:35,458 --> 02:34:37,660 I can't stand them. 1638 02:34:37,684 --> 02:34:41,351 They come here, destroy our forests, 1639 02:34:41,468 --> 02:34:44,876 and we just stand by and make videos for them. 1640 02:35:26,542 --> 02:35:27,660 Ready? 1641 02:35:27,684 --> 02:35:30,343 Fast as a circus artist! 1642 02:35:30,367 --> 02:35:33,117 Getting ready to shoot! 1643 02:35:37,667 --> 02:35:40,783 You hold these like Bob Dylan in the video. 1644 02:35:41,083 --> 02:35:43,158 Or like Vali Sterian. 1645 02:35:43,583 --> 02:35:47,244 And, one by one, you pass them to the young lady. 1646 02:35:47,268 --> 02:35:49,009 - In silence? - Yes. 1647 02:35:49,033 --> 02:35:51,083 Understood. 1648 02:36:07,216 --> 02:36:09,216 - Sound! - Rolling. 1649 02:36:12,160 --> 02:36:14,160 - Set! - Action! 1650 02:36:52,833 --> 02:36:54,283 Excellent! 1651 02:36:54,466 --> 02:36:57,166 Now, Ovidiu, the same thing. 1652 02:36:57,500 --> 02:37:00,218 Pass him the boards. 1653 02:37:00,242 --> 02:37:02,575 - Just slower. - Understood. 1654 02:37:02,667 --> 02:37:04,667 And action! 1655 02:37:44,653 --> 02:37:46,653 Very good! 1656 02:37:47,667 --> 02:37:50,367 Lunch break, then home! 1657 02:37:50,799 --> 02:37:54,165 OK, lunch break, shooting's over! 1658 02:37:54,333 --> 02:37:56,658 - Finally! - Great work! 1659 02:37:57,550 --> 02:38:00,184 Madam, perfectly done. 1660 02:38:00,208 --> 02:38:02,658 There's nothing on those green boards. 1661 02:38:02,917 --> 02:38:07,367 No, they'll add text with computer graphics. 1662 02:38:07,958 --> 02:38:10,976 So they can write whatever they want? 1663 02:38:11,207 --> 02:38:14,058 I'll raise hell if that happens! 1664 02:38:14,214 --> 02:38:17,443 Don't worry, Madam, we'll write what we said we would. 1665 02:38:17,467 --> 02:38:20,910 - You won't trick us, will you? - God, no! 1666 02:38:20,934 --> 02:38:24,249 We're a world-class company. 1667 02:38:24,458 --> 02:38:28,160 We can't ruin our international prestige for... 1668 02:38:28,184 --> 02:38:30,619 You can always sue us. 1669 02:38:30,643 --> 02:38:34,077 We don't have the time or the money and we're fed up with lawsuits! 1670 02:38:34,101 --> 02:38:36,533 Bobiță asks 1671 02:38:36,965 --> 02:38:41,499 are there any vegetarians among cannibals? 1672 02:38:41,833 --> 02:38:45,506 I hope they won't write something that could harm us. 1673 02:38:45,750 --> 02:38:48,035 Out of the question. 1674 02:38:48,059 --> 02:38:51,719 Something that could be used against us. 1675 02:38:52,250 --> 02:38:53,718 Don't worry. 1676 02:38:53,742 --> 02:38:55,792 Let's eat! 1677 02:38:57,833 --> 02:39:01,408 It's all I can do. It really is! 1678 02:39:01,667 --> 02:39:06,033 - Thank you for being on our side. - Don't mention it. 1679 02:39:14,375 --> 02:39:17,033 My, I'm so stiff. 1680 02:39:23,792 --> 02:39:27,033 Ilinca, wait for us! 1681 02:39:28,221 --> 02:39:30,284 Get in! 1682 02:39:30,380 --> 02:39:32,830 Don't let the dog near me. 1683 02:39:32,981 --> 02:39:35,295 But we're going to eat. 1684 02:39:35,319 --> 02:39:37,618 They told us to come to lunch. 1685 02:39:37,642 --> 02:39:40,785 I have to drive you home, I'm so busy today. 1686 02:39:40,809 --> 02:39:42,535 We are hungry! 1687 02:39:42,559 --> 02:39:45,315 Let's go, fuck those bastards! 1688 02:40:31,167 --> 02:40:36,200 FRAGMENTS FROM THE FILM ANGELA MOVES ON BY LUCIAN BRATU. 1689 02:40:37,292 --> 02:40:40,658 QUOTATIONS FROM 1690 02:40:47,375 --> 02:40:49,119 IN THIS WORLD 1691 02:40:49,143 --> 02:40:51,702 WE WALK ON THE ROOF OF HELL 1692 02:40:51,726 --> 02:40:54,533 GAZING AT FLOWERS 1693 02:41:27,125 --> 02:41:31,609 SOUND OF A SAW; POOR PEOPLE, WINTER MIDNIGHT 1694 02:41:47,208 --> 02:41:49,410 WAKE UP! WAKE UP! 1695 02:41:49,434 --> 02:41:51,702 LET'S BE FRIENDS 1696 02:41:51,726 --> 02:41:53,750 SLEEPING BUTTERFLY 1697 02:42:15,042 --> 02:42:16,660 YOU MAKE THE FIRE 1698 02:42:16,684 --> 02:42:18,660 AND I'll SHOW YOU 1699 02:42:18,684 --> 02:42:20,768 A BIG BALL OF SNOW! 1700 02:42:33,034 --> 02:42:37,206 DON'T WORRY, SPIDERS. I KEEP HOUSE CASUALLY. 1701 02:43:29,569 --> 02:43:32,859 PERSONALLY WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY RADU JUDE