1 00:00:38,245 --> 00:00:40,668 I just had the strangest dream. 2 00:00:41,832 --> 00:00:43,709 It's Friday. 3 00:00:44,126 --> 00:00:45,218 We're at the hospital. 4 00:00:45,377 --> 00:00:49,848 But it's not a hospital, it's a forest of sorts. 5 00:00:50,173 --> 00:00:56,601 And I know that because right next to you there's a bear. 6 00:00:56,888 --> 00:01:01,735 A grizzly, cooling his feet in a stream. 7 00:01:01,893 --> 00:01:06,239 And all of a sudden, you begin to deliver... 8 00:01:06,398 --> 00:01:09,572 and I can't get to you. 9 00:01:09,735 --> 00:01:11,533 But the bear can. 10 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,953 And next thing I know... 11 00:01:15,115 --> 00:01:20,212 he is holding our beautiful baby boy. 12 00:01:20,454 --> 00:01:23,333 And here's where it gets odd. Uh ... 13 00:01:25,042 --> 00:01:26,760 He chews the cord. 14 00:01:28,003 --> 00:01:30,381 But, strangely, I'm okay with it. 15 00:01:35,552 --> 00:01:37,725 That's gotta be a good sign. 16 00:01:42,934 --> 00:01:44,527 Theodore. Loved it. 17 00:01:44,686 --> 00:01:48,441 But remember that article I told you about? Naming kids after famous people? 18 00:01:48,607 --> 00:01:53,158 I don't want Teddy to think he's a failure if he doesn't wind up on Mount Rushmore. 19 00:01:55,364 --> 00:01:58,743 This was tough, because it's mythological. Round Table, the whole deal. 20 00:01:58,909 --> 00:02:00,877 But "The Name Game." Remember that? 21 00:02:01,036 --> 00:02:02,128 "The Name Game"? 22 00:02:02,287 --> 00:02:04,756 "Art-Art-bo-Bart, Banana-Fauna-fo-Fart." 23 00:02:04,915 --> 00:02:06,167 Brings us to Casey. 24 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:07,801 This whole next slew of names: 25 00:02:07,959 --> 00:02:11,509 Casey, Jordan, Dylan, Drew, Taylor, Tyler and probably mostly Skylar... 26 00:02:11,672 --> 00:02:13,800 are all names that could be girls' names. 27 00:02:13,965 --> 00:02:16,559 Why don't we just out to the chase and call him Cindy? 28 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:22,854 Yeah, Atlanta. Trying to get out of this place. 29 00:02:23,016 --> 00:02:24,814 - Denver's where it's at, man. - Mm-hm. 30 00:02:24,976 --> 00:02:28,230 They got the whole underground government conspiracy thing going on. 31 00:02:28,397 --> 00:02:30,024 - That so? - I'm hearing a lot of chatter... 32 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,573 - ... on the message boards. - Gotcha. I should grab this. 33 00:02:33,735 --> 00:02:35,453 - Sorry. Hey, honey. - Hey, sweetie. 34 00:02:35,612 --> 00:02:37,785 - Did you get my message? - I did. 35 00:02:37,948 --> 00:02:40,952 I'm about halfway through it. I thought I'd take a little break. 36 00:02:41,118 --> 00:02:44,964 Ha, ha. I didn't want you to think I was arbitrarily dismissing those names. 37 00:02:45,122 --> 00:02:46,590 You considered them carefully. 38 00:02:46,748 --> 00:02:48,625 It's just such a big decision, you know? 39 00:02:48,792 --> 00:02:51,796 I know. Clearly, you're taking it very seriously. 40 00:02:51,962 --> 00:02:53,805 More importantly, what are you wearing? 41 00:02:53,964 --> 00:02:55,136 Armani Exchange. 42 00:02:55,298 --> 00:02:58,268 I'm talking to my— No, no, that's just the driver, baby. 43 00:02:58,427 --> 00:03:01,306 Okay, listen, I'm about to be dropped off. I should go. 44 00:03:01,471 --> 00:03:05,647 - I love you, can't wait to see you. - I love you too. Safe flying. 45 00:03:08,103 --> 00:03:10,401 - Here you go. - Perfect. 46 00:03:11,481 --> 00:03:12,528 Yep. 47 00:03:13,817 --> 00:03:15,490 What in the eff? 48 00:03:15,652 --> 00:03:18,576 - Goddamn it! - We done knocked it right off. 49 00:03:18,739 --> 00:03:21,333 Hey, man! You just hit my car! 50 00:03:21,491 --> 00:03:24,165 - You just knocked my door off, man. - Sorry about that. 51 00:03:24,327 --> 00:03:26,170 First things first, is everybody okay? 52 00:03:26,329 --> 00:03:28,798 I'm in a Town Car! Don't you know airport protocol? 53 00:03:28,957 --> 00:03:31,460 Town Cars have the right of way always! 54 00:03:50,187 --> 00:03:52,690 That right there is some serious damage. 55 00:03:52,856 --> 00:03:53,982 That ain't shit! 56 00:03:55,025 --> 00:03:57,403 My brother-in-law is gonna kill me. I'm through! 57 00:03:57,569 --> 00:03:58,866 You okay? 58 00:03:59,029 --> 00:04:01,031 Sorry about my friend. He's been drinking. 59 00:04:01,198 --> 00:04:03,701 You smell boozy too. Drinking and driving together? 60 00:04:03,867 --> 00:04:05,710 Well, we haven't been drinking. 61 00:04:05,869 --> 00:04:09,874 I mean, we split a six-pack. of 40s. But ... 62 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,667 You know what? 63 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:13,969 My father always had a saying: 64 00:04:14,127 --> 00:04:16,971 When a day starts like this, it's all uphill from here. 65 00:04:17,130 --> 00:04:19,053 That's actually incorrect. 66 00:04:19,216 --> 00:04:21,969 - My dad used to say it. - No, it's all downhill from here. 67 00:04:22,135 --> 00:04:24,479 Everybody wants to be up. Nobody wants to be down. 68 00:04:24,638 --> 00:04:27,892 It's easier as you go down. He didn't know what he was talking about. 69 00:04:28,058 --> 00:04:30,902 - Hey, Shelby? We good? - We're cool, man. I'll take care of it. 70 00:04:31,061 --> 00:04:32,813 - Okay. - Go get them, Hollywood! 71 00:04:32,979 --> 00:04:35,402 Excuse me. Sir? You mind picking these up? 72 00:04:35,565 --> 00:04:39,570 I can't. You're not supposed to touch other people's luggage at an airport. 73 00:04:41,696 --> 00:04:43,414 Handle your own baggage. 74 00:04:58,922 --> 00:04:59,923 Bag check! 75 00:05:01,508 --> 00:05:04,182 - This your bag, sir? - Is there a problem? 76 00:05:04,344 --> 00:05:07,439 - I'm gonna have to Search it real quick, sir. - Yeah. Feel free. 77 00:05:09,349 --> 00:05:11,317 Mad magazine? That's cute. 78 00:05:11,476 --> 00:05:12,568 That's not mine. 79 00:05:12,727 --> 00:05:14,274 - This is your bag? - That's not— 80 00:05:16,231 --> 00:05:17,278 Jackpot 81 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:20,114 That's definitely not mine. My bag got switched with this— 82 00:05:20,277 --> 00:05:22,405 - You packed your bag yourself? - But not that. 83 00:05:22,571 --> 00:05:26,292 I've never done drugs in my life. This is absolutely" This is crazy. 84 00:05:26,449 --> 00:05:27,951 Maybe you a drug mule. 85 00:05:28,118 --> 00:05:31,622 - Do I look like a drug mule? - I don't know, how do drug mules look? 86 00:05:31,788 --> 00:05:33,961 - You're the expert. - What, like me? 87 00:05:34,124 --> 00:05:35,797 - Who said that? - Your eyes. 88 00:05:35,959 --> 00:05:39,259 My eyes said something? Did my mouth? I don't think you look like a— 89 00:05:39,796 --> 00:05:43,175 Do you mind not tossing it up so much? 90 00:05:43,592 --> 00:05:46,095 Whoo! Funky motherfucker, ain't you? 91 00:05:46,553 --> 00:05:48,555 You are so inappropriate, it's crazy. 92 00:05:48,722 --> 00:05:51,100 I been called a lot of things, but "inappropriate"'? 93 00:05:51,266 --> 00:05:53,109 That's some fucked-up shit, yo. 94 00:06:12,996 --> 00:06:15,090 Oh, my goodness. 95 00:06:15,248 --> 00:06:17,501 Look at this, Sonny. 96 00:06:17,667 --> 00:06:18,839 Fancy. 97 00:06:19,794 --> 00:06:21,011 Died and gone to heaven. 98 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:53,833 Are you not aware that there's a person here? 99 00:06:53,995 --> 00:06:55,292 Sorry. 100 00:06:55,538 --> 00:06:57,540 Well, hello! 101 00:06:58,541 --> 00:07:00,043 How you doing? 102 00:07:00,210 --> 00:07:02,212 What brings you up to first class? 103 00:07:02,379 --> 00:07:04,381 The seat that I procured— 104 00:07:04,547 --> 00:07:05,719 - Oh, sorry. - Excuse me. 105 00:07:05,882 --> 00:07:09,352 I was in low class, and my seat belt didn't work, and they bumped me up. 106 00:07:09,511 --> 00:07:10,558 It's called economy. 107 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:13,064 Lucky day. Nice to see you. 108 00:07:14,140 --> 00:07:16,563 Sorry how we met, but, you know ... 109 00:07:19,229 --> 00:07:20,902 Oh, you know what? 110 00:07:21,564 --> 00:07:25,034 - I think we switched our bags at the curb. - I know we did. 111 00:07:25,193 --> 00:07:27,912 Your bag was confiscated. It had paraphernalia in it. 112 00:07:28,154 --> 00:07:29,246 Marijuana pipe. 113 00:07:29,406 --> 00:07:32,580 Well, that's a medical apparatus. 114 00:07:32,742 --> 00:07:35,165 - I have glaucoma. - Sure, you have glaucoma. 115 00:07:35,328 --> 00:07:39,583 Attention, in preparation for takeoff, please turn off all electronic devices... 116 00:07:39,749 --> 00:07:43,629 and if you have a laptop, please stow it. Thank you and enjoy your flight. 117 00:07:44,170 --> 00:07:46,923 They made the announcement. You should turn that off. 118 00:07:47,090 --> 00:07:49,388 - Yeah, I get it. - Just turn it off. You know why? 119 00:07:49,551 --> 00:07:51,519 - I'm gonna turn it off. - They get uneasy... 120 00:07:51,678 --> 00:07:55,103 because they know terrorists use their phones to trigger bombs in their luggage. 121 00:07:55,265 --> 00:07:56,608 Shh. Pst, pst, pst. 122 00:07:56,766 --> 00:07:59,440 - That's not the word you want to say. - "Terrorist" or "bomb"? 123 00:07:59,602 --> 00:08:01,445 - You said both the words. - I understand. 124 00:08:01,604 --> 00:08:05,484 - I'm trying to tell you that I read— - Stop trying to tell me and listen. 125 00:08:05,650 --> 00:08:08,153 Don't say words that put people on edge. 126 00:08:08,319 --> 00:08:10,538 - I'm trying to be informative. - it's not cool. 127 00:08:10,697 --> 00:08:13,792 Would you and your friend mind stepping to the front of the plane? 128 00:08:13,950 --> 00:08:14,951 My friend? 129 00:08:15,118 --> 00:08:17,917 I'm sorry, I need you to come with me, please. 130 00:08:18,079 --> 00:08:21,959 Listen. This clown, I've never seen before in my life. 131 00:08:22,125 --> 00:08:24,423 That's not true. We switched bags at curbside. 132 00:08:24,586 --> 00:08:26,634 - That was an accident. And he had— - Sir! 133 00:08:26,796 --> 00:08:29,640 Federal air marshal. Please step to the front of the plane. 134 00:08:29,799 --> 00:08:31,096 What? Why? 135 00:08:31,259 --> 00:08:32,636 Drop the device. 136 00:08:32,802 --> 00:08:35,476 - it's not a device, it's a BlackBerry. - Drop the device! 137 00:08:35,638 --> 00:08:37,811 What are you gonna do, rent-a-cop? Shoot me—? 138 00:08:40,435 --> 00:08:42,563 it's okay, everyone. He'll be fine. 139 00:08:42,729 --> 00:08:44,151 It's only a rubber bullet. 140 00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:53,949 Good news, Mr. Highman. They found your bags on the airplane. 141 00:08:54,115 --> 00:08:57,039 - Oh, good. - Unfortunately, that plane's over Kansas. 142 00:08:57,202 --> 00:09:00,376 - Figures. - But I do have your cell phone for you. 143 00:09:01,456 --> 00:09:05,006 Now, if you wouldn't mind just signing this. it's a simple release. 144 00:09:05,168 --> 00:09:06,294 So I don't sue you. 145 00:09:06,461 --> 00:09:08,805 Just saying we acted in accordance with state law. 146 00:09:08,963 --> 00:09:10,965 - Sure did. - Good. 147 00:09:11,132 --> 00:09:13,851 If you put your address there, I'll have your bags shipped. 148 00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:18,516 Let them land at LAX and I'll pick them up when I get there. When's the next flight? 149 00:09:19,182 --> 00:09:21,856 - In an hour, but you won't be on it. - Why's that? 150 00:09:22,018 --> 00:09:23,520 You're on the No-Fly list. 151 00:09:25,313 --> 00:09:27,065 - Why? - It says right here. 152 00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:30,034 - You and your friend. - Who? 153 00:09:30,193 --> 00:09:33,914 - The gentlemen I just interviewed. - I've never seen that dipshit before. 154 00:09:34,072 --> 00:09:35,119 - Really? - Yeah. 155 00:09:35,281 --> 00:09:39,002 - He had nice things to say about you. - I'm on a No-Fly list? This is ridiculous. 156 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,377 - Regardless- - No. 157 00:09:40,537 --> 00:09:44,337 I have a pregnant wife, I have to get back. This is a huge misunderstanding. 158 00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:48,382 - What am I supposed to do? - Have you ever seen Forrest Gump? 159 00:09:48,711 --> 00:09:49,712 Yes. 160 00:09:49,879 --> 00:09:53,179 Well, he ran across country, and he was pretty stupid. 161 00:09:53,341 --> 00:09:55,389 So I have faith in you. 162 00:09:56,219 --> 00:09:57,892 You're free to leave. 163 00:09:58,138 --> 00:10:00,015 What kind of incident? 164 00:10:00,181 --> 00:10:02,058 I'm probably overstating. 165 00:10:02,225 --> 00:10:04,899 It's the manageable kind. A micro-incident. 166 00:10:05,061 --> 00:10:09,237 But it unfortunately landed me on a No-Fly list. 167 00:10:09,566 --> 00:10:11,910 What did you do, Peter? Did you snap at somebody? 168 00:10:12,068 --> 00:10:15,413 Nope. I did not. I was cool, calm and collected the whole time. 169 00:10:15,572 --> 00:10:18,701 I was completely in my rights. 170 00:10:18,867 --> 00:10:20,585 You get so carried away sometimes. 171 00:10:20,743 --> 00:10:22,086 How are you gonna get home? 172 00:10:22,245 --> 00:10:24,748 I have a plan. And the plan is sorting itself out. 173 00:10:24,914 --> 00:10:27,508 - But my wallet is traveling. - What? 174 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:30,921 The ID's in it, I've been trying to rent e car, I had the office fax— 175 00:10:31,087 --> 00:10:33,681 But I am exhausting any and all opportunities to— 176 00:10:36,384 --> 00:10:39,183 Hey! I've been looking all over for you. 177 00:10:39,345 --> 00:10:42,098 - Stay away from me. - But I found something of yours. 178 00:10:42,891 --> 00:10:45,690 Honey, this might all be solved. I'll call you right back. 179 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:47,528 Peter? 180 00:10:48,104 --> 00:10:49,606 You got my stuff? 181 00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:52,739 - I grabbed it before they zip-tied me. - Rally Monkey? 182 00:10:53,443 --> 00:10:55,320 - You get my wallet? - I didn't see it. 183 00:10:55,486 --> 00:10:56,738 Where's my bag? 184 00:10:56,905 --> 00:11:00,125 I saw your bag, but I didn't grab it because my hands were full. 185 00:11:00,283 --> 00:11:02,285 You know, I had this thing in my hand. 186 00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:06,130 - What kind of car did you get? - I didn't, because I don't have a license... 187 00:11:06,289 --> 00:11:09,259 because it's in my wallet that's on the ... Right? 188 00:11:10,084 --> 00:11:11,711 Oh, shoot. What a bummer. 189 00:11:12,295 --> 00:11:13,421 Yeah, bummer. 190 00:11:13,588 --> 00:11:15,340 Thanks for the doll. 191 00:11:16,132 --> 00:11:17,975 Fucking idiot. 192 00:11:18,426 --> 00:11:20,428 Hey, you wanna ride with us? 193 00:11:21,137 --> 00:11:23,640 No, I'm fine. I'm not really a big dog person. 194 00:11:23,806 --> 00:11:26,229 Look, I know we got off on the wrong foot. 195 00:11:26,392 --> 00:11:29,441 But I have a really great personality once you get to know me. 196 00:11:29,604 --> 00:11:31,447 Yeah, I'm sure you do. 197 00:11:31,606 --> 00:11:34,826 I got 90 friends on Facebook. Twelve pending, but I got 90 friends. 198 00:11:36,819 --> 00:11:38,162 I'll cover expenses. 199 00:11:38,321 --> 00:11:40,415 You can pay me back when we get to Hollywood. 200 00:11:40,573 --> 00:11:42,291 - L.A. - Huh? 201 00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:45,249 It's not called Hollywood. it's Los Angeles. 202 00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:47,668 Yeah, but I'm going to Hollywood. 203 00:11:48,790 --> 00:11:50,292 What's your name? 204 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:51,672 Peter. 205 00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:53,757 My name's Ethan. Ethan Trembling. 206 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,843 And this little guy... 207 00:11:56,172 --> 00:11:57,845 this little butterball... 208 00:11:58,007 --> 00:11:59,554 this is Sonny. 209 00:11:59,717 --> 00:12:04,518 And we would be honored to have you ride with us. Come on. 210 00:12:05,014 --> 00:12:06,607 It'll be fun. 211 00:12:19,028 --> 00:12:21,372 JK. LOL. 212 00:12:21,531 --> 00:12:22,657 HI. "Hop in." 213 00:12:28,788 --> 00:12:30,665 Life's weird, isn't it? Buckle up. 214 00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:36,763 - You have any brothers or sisters? - No. 215 00:12:37,672 --> 00:12:40,175 - You have a dog? - Nope. 216 00:12:42,635 --> 00:12:44,888 What's your favorite color? 217 00:12:45,179 --> 00:12:47,898 - Blue. - That's so cool. Mine's green. 218 00:12:48,057 --> 00:12:49,730 Wow. 219 00:12:51,394 --> 00:12:53,567 - Do you like hot dogs? - Yes, I do. 220 00:12:53,730 --> 00:12:55,528 I'm more of a corn-dog man, myself. 221 00:12:55,690 --> 00:12:58,409 I once ate a foot-long corn dog on a nude beach. 222 00:12:58,568 --> 00:12:59,990 I'll never do that again. 223 00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:04,241 - At what age did you lose your virginity? - I'm not gonna discuss that. 224 00:13:04,407 --> 00:13:06,830 - I was 9 years old. - Boy. 225 00:13:06,993 --> 00:13:08,916 Great gal. Great gal. 226 00:13:09,078 --> 00:13:10,421 Sheila Pimples. 227 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,333 I'm getting a headache, not because of you. 228 00:13:13,499 --> 00:13:15,547 It's just, I'm under a lot of pressure. 229 00:13:15,710 --> 00:13:17,508 My wife and I are having a baby. 230 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:20,389 - On Friday. That's who the monkey's for. - Oh, really? 231 00:13:20,548 --> 00:13:22,095 - Yep. C-section. - That's sweet. 232 00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:27,356 - So if we could just ... Thanks. - I understand. God, I totally understand. 233 00:13:27,513 --> 00:13:30,517 I was supposed to meet a big time agent in Hollywood. 234 00:13:30,683 --> 00:13:32,560 Luckily, he postponed. 235 00:13:32,727 --> 00:13:34,354 - So you're an actor. - Yep. 236 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,363 Yep. You know what? 237 00:13:36,522 --> 00:13:39,696 In fact, I wouldn't mind having a fresh pair of eyes— 238 00:13:39,859 --> 00:13:41,111 Hey, hey, hey. 239 00:13:43,071 --> 00:13:44,789 My apologies. Look at this. 240 00:13:44,947 --> 00:13:48,076 - Okay. If you'd just look at the road. - I got it. 241 00:13:48,242 --> 00:13:50,119 - Oh, your headshots. - Headshots. 242 00:13:50,286 --> 00:13:53,130 This one, this is a laid-back guy with a Hawaiian shirt... 243 00:13:53,289 --> 00:13:54,632 but he packs a piece. 244 00:13:54,791 --> 00:13:56,134 - Interesting. - Yep. 245 00:13:57,251 --> 00:13:59,003 This one was my father's favorite. 246 00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:01,802 He says it really showed my spirit. 247 00:14:01,964 --> 00:14:03,136 And I agree with him. 248 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:05,426 What's that, a—'? 249 00:14:05,593 --> 00:14:08,767 That's a gang member, a construction worker, and ... 250 00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:10,307 And a nerd. A professor. 251 00:14:10,598 --> 00:14:12,726 No. I'm Malcolm X. 252 00:14:21,526 --> 00:14:24,245 He thinks he's human. So stupid. 253 00:14:26,864 --> 00:14:29,367 What brought you to Atlanta? Business or pleasure? 254 00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:30,831 - Business. - Business. 255 00:14:31,702 --> 00:14:33,170 What kind of business? 256 00:14:33,496 --> 00:14:35,169 Architecture. 257 00:14:35,331 --> 00:14:38,835 - How'd you get into architecture? - College. Anything else? 258 00:14:39,001 --> 00:14:40,844 - Because I'm trying to— - I'm sorry. 259 00:14:41,003 --> 00:14:44,507 We're gonna be traveling. It wouldn't hurt to get to know each other. 260 00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:46,601 Okay. 261 00:14:47,009 --> 00:14:49,888 Ethan, what brought you to Atlanta? Business or pleasure? 262 00:14:50,054 --> 00:14:51,351 My daddy died. 263 00:14:51,514 --> 00:14:53,357 I went to Atlanta to go to his funeral. 264 00:14:53,516 --> 00:14:56,360 Gee, I didn't know. I'm sorry. 265 00:14:56,519 --> 00:14:59,272 He was a great guy, man. That's why I'm heading out West. 266 00:14:59,439 --> 00:15:01,692 He's the one that motivated me to get on the TV. 267 00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:04,201 TV? ea h. 268 00:15:05,027 --> 00:15:06,495 Tough business to break into. 269 00:15:07,029 --> 00:15:08,155 So competitive. 270 00:15:08,322 --> 00:15:10,324 I have a friend, he's in that industry. 271 00:15:10,491 --> 00:15:13,244 - Does he work on Two and a Half Men? - No. He— 272 00:15:13,411 --> 00:15:15,834 That's too bad. Because Two and a Half Men... 273 00:15:15,997 --> 00:15:18,125 is the reason I wanted to become an actor. 274 00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:20,089 - Right. - Especially the second season. 275 00:15:21,752 --> 00:15:23,004 Here's the plan. 276 00:15:23,171 --> 00:15:25,219 We are just outside Birmingham... 277 00:15:25,381 --> 00:15:29,727 and we got a late start, so we will only make it just to inside Louisiana. 278 00:15:29,886 --> 00:15:31,354 Early to bed, early to rise. 279 00:15:31,512 --> 00:15:35,608 Long 16- to 18-hour haul, which will land us in Phoenix, Arizona. 280 00:15:35,766 --> 00:15:38,269 - Eight hours outside of L.A. - You know what'd be nice? 281 00:15:38,436 --> 00:15:40,188 If we could stop at the Grand Canyon. 282 00:15:40,354 --> 00:15:42,231 We're not going to the Grand Canyon. 283 00:15:42,398 --> 00:15:44,947 That would be easily 120 miles off our optimum route. 284 00:15:45,109 --> 00:15:46,281 That's too bad. 285 00:15:47,904 --> 00:15:49,906 Daddy would've loved the Grand Canyon. 286 00:15:50,072 --> 00:15:51,369 Why do you even have this? 287 00:15:51,532 --> 00:15:53,705 Oh, because this is my daddy. 288 00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:55,082 These are his ashes. 289 00:15:57,079 --> 00:15:59,923 Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can, Ethan? 290 00:16:00,249 --> 00:16:02,251 Because he's dead, Peter. 291 00:16:02,418 --> 00:16:05,092 - I know. I know that part. - Don't you listen to anything? 292 00:16:05,254 --> 00:16:08,758 I'm just saying, normal people put remains in an urn. 293 00:16:09,091 --> 00:16:10,559 This is vacuum-sealed. 294 00:16:10,718 --> 00:16:13,221 You broke the seal when you poured out the coffee. 295 00:16:13,387 --> 00:16:16,937 You poured your father's remains in and closed it. That didn't reseal it. 296 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,649 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. 297 00:16:26,484 --> 00:16:29,112 God. We shouldn't have come here. 298 00:16:30,112 --> 00:16:32,080 I'm allergic to waffles. 299 00:16:36,494 --> 00:16:38,496 Come on, Sonny. Thank you. 300 00:16:39,622 --> 00:16:42,466 We need to make a brief pit stop in Birmingham. 301 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:45,469 Actually, our next stop is Shreveport. That's where we rest. 302 00:16:45,628 --> 00:16:48,131 - it's 10 minutes away. - Let's see if we can make it. 303 00:16:48,297 --> 00:16:51,176 Why you making a pit stop in Birmingham? We gotta make time. 304 00:16:51,342 --> 00:16:53,310 I left my glaucoma medication on the plane. 305 00:16:53,469 --> 00:16:55,312 Wait, wait, wait. Your what? 306 00:16:55,471 --> 00:16:56,973 You mean your weed? 307 00:16:57,139 --> 00:16:59,517 - it's medical marijuana, Peter. - No, it's weed. 308 00:16:59,684 --> 00:17:02,028 - Why do you make everything so dark? - it's weed. 309 00:17:02,186 --> 00:17:05,440 I'm saying I really don't want to stop and buy drugs. Is that okay? 310 00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:08,819 I didn't want to play this card, certainly not this early. 311 00:17:08,985 --> 00:17:11,829 But guess what. Guess who's got the Subaru Impreza. Me. 312 00:17:11,988 --> 00:17:13,706 Guess who's got all the money. Me. 313 00:17:13,864 --> 00:17:16,333 Guess who's got a winning personality. Me. 314 00:17:16,492 --> 00:17:19,291 What do you have? You have a nice hairline, fine. 315 00:17:19,453 --> 00:17:20,830 You have a strong jaw, fine. 316 00:17:20,997 --> 00:17:22,965 But I gotta tell you something, mister. 317 00:17:23,124 --> 00:17:25,502 Your personality needs some work. 318 00:17:25,668 --> 00:17:27,045 My God. 319 00:17:27,211 --> 00:17:29,634 Now, do you want a ride to California or not? 320 00:17:29,797 --> 00:17:32,220 - Yes, please. - Good. Hold Dad. 321 00:17:32,383 --> 00:17:35,011 - Dad! - I'm sorry. I got it. I got it, I got it. 322 00:17:38,681 --> 00:17:42,311 Okay. God Almighty, holy moly. It's like I'm traveling with a Child. 323 00:17:42,476 --> 00:17:45,150 - Did you use the restroom? - I need to take a pee-pee. 324 00:17:48,316 --> 00:17:50,660 - Peter? - Crisis averted, I'm driving. 325 00:17:50,818 --> 00:17:52,536 - Driving how? - Let me talk to her. 326 00:17:52,695 --> 00:17:56,199 With a guy- Please don't. With a guy that I met in a rent-a-car. 327 00:17:56,365 --> 00:17:59,039 You're gonna drive 2000 miles with a guy you just met? 328 00:17:59,201 --> 00:18:00,327 Say hi to— 329 00:18:00,494 --> 00:18:03,919 Sarah? Hi, this is Ethan Tremblay. I'm riding with Peter. How are you? 330 00:18:04,332 --> 00:18:06,255 I'm fine. How are you? 331 00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:10,047 Good, good. I wanted to let you know I have your package, and he is A-okay. 332 00:18:10,212 --> 00:18:12,385 And I will have him delivered by Thursday. 333 00:18:12,548 --> 00:18:14,721 Thank you so much. 334 00:18:14,884 --> 00:18:18,013 Hey, Sarah? One other thing. Do you have a hairdresser out West? 335 00:18:18,179 --> 00:18:20,682 I got this killer perm, and it needs major upkeep. 336 00:18:21,098 --> 00:18:23,271 I'm sorry, did you say that you have a perm? 337 00:18:23,434 --> 00:18:25,232 Yeah, a perm. Like a permanent. 338 00:18:25,394 --> 00:18:27,067 - it's heinous. - Do you mind? 339 00:18:27,229 --> 00:18:30,108 - Can I just talk to my husband, please? - Yeah. Okay, hold on. 340 00:18:30,274 --> 00:18:32,242 - She wants to talk to you. - I know. 341 00:18:32,401 --> 00:18:34,620 - So that's what I'm dealing with. - Oh, my God. 342 00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:37,077 Yep. God bless us all. 343 00:18:38,741 --> 00:18:40,789 - Stop worrying. - I'm not worried. 344 00:18:40,951 --> 00:18:44,000 She's very legitimate. I found her on Craigslist. 345 00:18:44,163 --> 00:18:45,335 Who is it? 346 00:18:45,498 --> 00:18:46,545 Fantastic. 347 00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:49,293 Hi. it's Ethan. I called you earlier. 348 00:18:50,961 --> 00:18:54,340 Honestly, like two minutes, okay? Just buy it and then go. 349 00:18:54,507 --> 00:18:55,554 - Hey. - Hi. 350 00:18:55,716 --> 00:18:57,764 - That was fast. - Yeah, we were very close. 351 00:18:57,927 --> 00:19:00,271 I'm Ethan, this is Peter. 352 00:19:00,429 --> 00:19:03,774 - Are you a cop? - Why? Are you not a licensed pharmacist? 353 00:19:03,933 --> 00:19:06,732 Okay, you just look really official. 354 00:19:06,894 --> 00:19:10,990 And you know if I ask you if you're a cop and you are a cop, you have to say yes. 355 00:19:11,148 --> 00:19:13,776 That's a myth. That's actually incorrect. But I'm not. 356 00:19:13,943 --> 00:19:16,742 - No, he's an architect. - I'm an architect. So ... 357 00:19:16,904 --> 00:19:18,998 - Wait, it's a myth? - Yeah. 358 00:19:20,408 --> 00:19:23,252 Shit! I did not know that this whole fucking time. 359 00:19:23,411 --> 00:19:26,255 - That's good news. - You're fucking scary, is what you are. 360 00:19:26,414 --> 00:19:28,917 - Come in. The pharmacy's in the kitchen. - Thank you. 361 00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:33,429 Hey, Peter, can you watch my kids just for five minutes, while we hen" You know. 362 00:19:33,963 --> 00:19:36,057 - Real quick. - Thanks. 363 00:19:47,977 --> 00:19:49,650 Who are you? 364 00:19:50,187 --> 00:19:51,313 I'm Peter. 365 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,778 I'm Alex. This is Patrick. 366 00:19:53,941 --> 00:19:58,287 Great. Alex. Mommy gave you a boy's name. 367 00:19:58,446 --> 00:19:59,914 What's that supposed to mean? 368 00:20:00,281 --> 00:20:02,283 Alex is also a name for a boy. 369 00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,669 So your mom kind of screwed you. 370 00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:12,384 Sorry, my hand slipped. 371 00:20:19,049 --> 00:20:23,680 That one I just got in. it's an Afghan blend of Wild Widow and AK-47. 372 00:20:23,846 --> 00:20:26,395 You know, I'm not crazy about blends. 373 00:20:26,682 --> 00:20:29,356 I find that the high is a bit shapeless. 374 00:20:29,518 --> 00:20:31,862 A purist. Well, that's cool. 375 00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:33,989 You'd probably love Northern Lights. 376 00:20:34,148 --> 00:20:38,870 I mean, this has got great body. It smokes like a fucking dream. 377 00:20:40,029 --> 00:20:42,703 Oh, that's just Barry. He's renting a room from me. 378 00:20:42,865 --> 00:20:45,209 Hey, Barry. How you doing? I'm Ethan. 379 00:20:45,868 --> 00:20:48,838 Listen, did you remember to TiVo Judge Mathis? 380 00:20:48,996 --> 00:20:51,749 Yeah. It's on there, if you just look at the menu. 381 00:20:51,916 --> 00:20:55,170 Nice perm, man. Well done. Well done on that perm. 382 00:20:55,336 --> 00:20:58,135 Oh, thanks, bro. It's not a perm, it's natural. 383 00:20:58,297 --> 00:21:00,550 Nobody gets perms anymore. 384 00:21:01,383 --> 00:21:03,727 Wait, wait. Don't tell me. Is that a perm? 385 00:21:04,512 --> 00:21:06,059 Yeah. It's a perm. Yeah. 386 00:21:07,890 --> 00:21:10,268 Oh, my God. You didn't have your real hair. 387 00:21:10,434 --> 00:21:13,404 - Where do you even get those anymore? - I know! it's like ... 388 00:21:16,065 --> 00:21:18,739 I was just kidding about— This isn't a perm. 389 00:21:18,901 --> 00:21:21,529 - Excuse me? - This isn't a perm. I was joking. 390 00:21:21,904 --> 00:21:24,282 - Oh, my God. Thank God. Because I was— - Ha, ha! 391 00:21:24,448 --> 00:21:26,701 You got us. You got us both, man. 392 00:21:26,867 --> 00:21:29,916 You know, only, like, fucking jerk-offs get perms. 393 00:21:30,079 --> 00:21:32,878 - That was good. Very good. - That was hilarious. 394 00:21:37,795 --> 00:21:40,765 - Where are you from? - Los Angeles. 395 00:21:40,923 --> 00:21:43,392 - Is that where you're going? - Mm-hm. 396 00:21:43,634 --> 00:21:44,977 Can you take us with you? 397 00:21:47,263 --> 00:21:50,893 No, but there's an organization called Child Protective Services. 398 00:21:51,058 --> 00:21:53,982 - What's this? - it's a tie. You've never seen a tie before? 399 00:21:54,603 --> 00:21:55,650 Why do you wear it? 400 00:21:55,813 --> 00:21:57,235 Because I wear it. 401 00:21:57,398 --> 00:21:59,617 - It looks stupid. - Well, it's not. 402 00:21:59,775 --> 00:22:02,119 Just take your hands off of me. 403 00:22:03,654 --> 00:22:05,156 Please stop doing that. 404 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,413 Stop. Please stop doing that now. 405 00:22:08,576 --> 00:22:10,123 - Will you please—? - it's Reggie. 406 00:22:10,286 --> 00:22:13,415 Is that right? Well, maybe Reggie needs to take a nap. 407 00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:18,635 Hey, quit it. I'm not kidding. 408 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,518 You okay, bubba? 409 00:22:34,685 --> 00:22:36,983 - What? - Nothing. 410 00:22:37,855 --> 00:22:39,653 "Nothing" is right. 411 00:22:40,691 --> 00:22:43,911 And now, you come to me and you say: 412 00:22:44,069 --> 00:22:48,791 "Don Corleone, give me justice." 413 00:22:51,493 --> 00:22:55,669 But you don't even have the decency to call me the Godfather. 414 00:22:57,124 --> 00:22:58,967 And you come to my house... 415 00:22:59,293 --> 00:23:02,388 on the day that my daughter is to be married... 416 00:23:02,546 --> 00:23:04,969 and you ask me to kill someone. 417 00:23:05,132 --> 00:23:07,385 For money. 418 00:23:08,302 --> 00:23:11,897 But that is not justice. 419 00:23:17,019 --> 00:23:20,694 That's amazing. I had chills, like, that second paragraph. 420 00:23:20,856 --> 00:23:23,735 When the line— The murder. That is so fucking good, Ethan. 421 00:23:23,901 --> 00:23:27,246 Thank you. I've been working on the hand gestures to get it right. 422 00:23:27,404 --> 00:23:29,657 Did you write that yourself? 423 00:23:29,823 --> 00:23:31,700 No. The Mafia wrote it. 424 00:23:33,494 --> 00:23:35,747 Ch, that was so— It was nice meeting you, anyway. 425 00:23:35,913 --> 00:23:37,790 Play it cool, or I'll thump you again. 426 00:23:37,957 --> 00:23:39,880 Sure, sure. You all set? 427 00:23:40,042 --> 00:23:41,214 Yeah. Good to go. 428 00:23:41,377 --> 00:23:43,550 How were they? They behave themselves? 429 00:23:43,712 --> 00:23:46,056 Pretty much. Pretty much. 430 00:23:46,215 --> 00:23:47,216 - Ch, good. - Yeah. 431 00:23:47,383 --> 00:23:49,385 I mean, they're great kids. 432 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,387 We good? 433 00:23:54,098 --> 00:23:56,396 - See you. Good luck. - Bye-bye. Bye. 434 00:23:56,558 --> 00:23:59,277 Good luck with your acting stuff. 435 00:24:26,130 --> 00:24:28,098 —is judging the character. 436 00:24:28,257 --> 00:24:29,930 When an actor is preparing a scene... 437 00:24:30,092 --> 00:24:33,437 first thing is read the scene over many times. 438 00:24:33,595 --> 00:24:37,600 First, before you do any work on it, let it work on you. 439 00:24:37,766 --> 00:24:42,522 Read the material over and over again. The entire script, if at all possible. 440 00:24:42,688 --> 00:24:44,941 Hey, Hollywood. 441 00:24:45,733 --> 00:24:46,780 Card's been declined. 442 00:24:47,568 --> 00:24:50,287 - What's that? - Your card? it's no good. 443 00:24:50,446 --> 00:24:51,948 - Oh, gosh. - it's okay. 444 00:24:52,114 --> 00:24:55,118 You know what? I bet I tapped it out when I rented this car. 445 00:24:55,284 --> 00:24:57,628 Great. We'll pay cash. How much you got? 446 00:24:57,786 --> 00:24:58,958 Sixty bucks. 447 00:24:59,455 --> 00:25:03,210 You have 60 bucks entirely? 448 00:25:03,625 --> 00:25:05,844 - Yes. - How much did you spend on marijuana? 449 00:25:06,003 --> 00:25:08,381 - On your medicine? - I don't know, around 200 bucks. 450 00:25:08,547 --> 00:25:09,890 - Two hundred bucks? - Yeah. 451 00:25:10,049 --> 00:25:12,347 Sixty bucks for gas, food, lodging, everything? 452 00:25:12,509 --> 00:25:14,853 She's the only dealer in town. She names her price. 453 00:25:15,012 --> 00:25:19,267 What were you thinking when you spent almost all of our money on drugs? 454 00:25:19,433 --> 00:25:22,027 - I don't think in those terms. - What terms do you think in? 455 00:25:22,186 --> 00:25:24,188 I'm not an accountant. I'm not even Jewish. 456 00:25:24,521 --> 00:25:27,650 - Are you an adult? - Of course I'm an adult. I'm 23 years old. 457 00:25:27,816 --> 00:25:30,820 You are the most shot-out 23-year-old I've ever seen. 458 00:25:30,986 --> 00:25:33,956 How have you made it? How have you not run yourself over? 459 00:25:34,573 --> 00:25:35,620 I've done that. 460 00:25:35,783 --> 00:25:38,502 How have you survived? That's my question. 461 00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:40,162 - Mostly luck. - Yeah. 462 00:25:40,329 --> 00:25:42,127 That's what I thought. Just dumb fucking luck. 463 00:25:43,499 --> 00:25:45,376 - Fuck me. - Whoa! For heaven's sakes, Peter. 464 00:25:45,542 --> 00:25:46,964 - We're screwed, Ethan. - How so? 465 00:25:47,127 --> 00:25:50,347 - You spent all our money on weed! - it's just another speed bump. 466 00:25:50,506 --> 00:25:54,056 You know what? I'm gonna call my wife. She's gonna wire me money. That's it. 467 00:25:55,177 --> 00:25:57,054 She can't. You don't have an ID. 468 00:25:57,679 --> 00:26:00,899 She'll wire it to you. See? That's an adult solving a problem. 469 00:26:01,850 --> 00:26:03,978 - Let's go. - I told you I was lucky. 470 00:26:04,144 --> 00:26:05,691 Get in the car. 471 00:26:09,024 --> 00:26:12,528 Hold on one second. I'm gonna go get a brochure for my scrapbook, okay? 472 00:26:17,407 --> 00:26:21,583 - How do you spell the last name? - T-R-E-M-B-L-A-Y. 473 00:26:22,788 --> 00:26:25,883 Here we go. Five hundred dollars. Ethan Tremblay. 474 00:26:26,041 --> 00:26:28,043 I just need to see an ID. 475 00:26:30,254 --> 00:26:31,927 There you go. 476 00:26:36,343 --> 00:26:38,345 Yeah, this doesn't say Tremblay. 477 00:26:38,512 --> 00:26:39,684 It says Ethan Chase. 478 00:26:40,889 --> 00:26:43,768 Oh, jeepers Creepers. He's right, he's right. 479 00:26:43,934 --> 00:26:45,561 What do you mean, "he's right"? 480 00:26:45,727 --> 00:26:47,900 Ethan Tremblay is my stage name. I'm an actor. 481 00:26:48,063 --> 00:26:50,737 - Your stage name. What is your real name? - Ethan Chase. 482 00:26:50,899 --> 00:26:53,903 - It doesn't sound like an actor's name. - Ethan Chase does. 483 00:26:54,069 --> 00:26:56,242 Ethan Tremblay doesn't make any goddamn sense. 484 00:26:56,405 --> 00:26:58,373 It sounds like it was made up. 485 00:26:58,532 --> 00:26:59,784 Yeah, I made it up. 486 00:26:59,950 --> 00:27:03,420 Ethan, I know you made it up. it's your fucking stage name. 487 00:27:03,579 --> 00:27:06,128 Why did you have my wife wire money to your stage name? 488 00:27:06,290 --> 00:27:07,917 - I wasn't thinking. - Right. 489 00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:10,632 Just trying to commit to the new name. 490 00:27:10,794 --> 00:27:13,764 Do you guys wanna discuss this, perhaps out in the parking lot? 491 00:27:13,922 --> 00:27:16,641 One sec. Do you have anything else with your name on it? 492 00:27:19,052 --> 00:27:20,599 - Yes. Of course. Yes, yes. - Good. 493 00:27:20,762 --> 00:27:21,934 What was I thinking? 494 00:27:22,598 --> 00:27:25,602 - He has two names. - That's fantastic. 495 00:27:26,143 --> 00:27:27,861 But one sec. 496 00:27:31,023 --> 00:27:33,572 - What the fuck is this? - it's an ID. 497 00:27:33,734 --> 00:27:35,407 It's a photo ID. 498 00:27:35,569 --> 00:27:37,537 - No, I can't accept this either. - Why? 499 00:27:37,696 --> 00:27:40,791 Because it's a picture of yourself. Anyone could take a picture... 500 00:27:40,949 --> 00:27:43,793 in a beautiful turtleneck, put whatever name they want. 501 00:27:43,952 --> 00:27:47,126 But why go to all that trouble just for 500 bucks? 502 00:27:47,289 --> 00:27:49,257 I don't know why you would, but you could. 503 00:27:49,416 --> 00:27:53,421 So I get to call my pregnant wife and have her drive all the way to Western Union. 504 00:27:53,587 --> 00:27:57,091 Start this whole process all over again, send it to the correct name... 505 00:27:57,257 --> 00:27:58,304 and we'll be good. 506 00:27:58,467 --> 00:28:00,265 - Absolutely. - Great. 507 00:28:00,427 --> 00:28:03,146 We'll have to do that tomorrow. We close in five minutes. 508 00:28:03,305 --> 00:28:05,307 It's 6:35, sir. 509 00:28:05,474 --> 00:28:07,476 What are you, my boss? You make the hours? 510 00:28:07,643 --> 00:28:11,489 I say when we close. I got reservations at Chili's. I'm meeting my boys. 511 00:28:11,647 --> 00:28:14,116 - You have a reservation at Chili's? - Mm-hm. 512 00:28:15,317 --> 00:28:18,617 That's actually smart. I mean, it gets busy on a Wednesday night. 513 00:28:20,530 --> 00:28:21,782 Are you gonna stare at me? 514 00:28:21,949 --> 00:28:24,668 Do your fucking job until your shift is over, hillbilly. 515 00:28:24,826 --> 00:28:27,454 - Keep dreaming, faggot. No way in hell. - Oh, really? 516 00:28:27,621 --> 00:28:30,295 Excuse me, Peter. Sir. 517 00:28:32,042 --> 00:28:35,842 I'm sorry about my friend. We really just need the money to get to Los Angeles... 518 00:28:36,004 --> 00:28:38,507 so he can be there for the birth of his first child. 519 00:28:39,049 --> 00:28:42,519 That's such a sweet story. You know where I was when my daughter was born? 520 00:28:42,678 --> 00:28:44,851 - Chili's? - Iraq. 521 00:28:45,055 --> 00:28:49,060 How about I call my sergeant in Fallujah and tell him your story, see what he thinks? 522 00:28:49,226 --> 00:28:51,900 Aren't you closing? Is it gonna take a long time? 523 00:28:52,062 --> 00:28:54,736 He's being sarcastic, Ethan, and also letting us know... 524 00:28:54,898 --> 00:28:57,242 that he's a "battle-hardened" veteran... 525 00:28:57,401 --> 00:29:00,405 who did some half-assed tour and talks about it all the time. 526 00:29:00,570 --> 00:29:02,072 How dare you. 527 00:29:02,864 --> 00:29:05,913 - Smooth move, that. - You're sick. 528 00:29:06,159 --> 00:29:08,537 You fucked up. Bigtime. 529 00:29:08,745 --> 00:29:10,213 - I fucked up? - Yeah. 530 00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:11,923 I fucked up bigtime? 531 00:29:12,082 --> 00:29:14,210 You spit on your own window. 532 00:29:15,168 --> 00:29:17,887 - Let's get out of here. - Hey, sport? 533 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,724 What were you saying about my half-assed tour of duty? 534 00:29:21,883 --> 00:29:24,432 - I'm sorry. I had no idea. - No idea what? 535 00:29:24,594 --> 00:29:26,096 - I'm handicapable? - Handicapable. 536 00:29:26,263 --> 00:29:29,016 - How could you know? - I couldn't know, and I'm sorry. 537 00:29:29,558 --> 00:29:33,358 Can I tell you something? Honestly, it's my fault. I'm just having a bad day. 538 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:34,772 - You had a bad day? - Yeah. 539 00:29:34,938 --> 00:29:37,191 It's about to get a whole lot worse. 540 00:29:37,357 --> 00:29:39,530 - Okay, now put that away before you— - Help! 541 00:29:40,610 --> 00:29:42,203 Oh, I know that shit hurt, huh? 542 00:29:42,362 --> 00:29:43,739 - Ah. Fucking hick. - Oh, God. 543 00:29:43,905 --> 00:29:45,077 The kid's got moves. 544 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,914 You wanna fuck up my dinner plans, I'll fuck you up. 545 00:29:49,411 --> 00:29:51,379 I call that little move "the wheelbarrow." 546 00:29:51,621 --> 00:29:54,090 - Peter, get up, get up. - Come on. Come on. 547 00:29:58,628 --> 00:30:01,097 - Courtesy of Western Union, huh? - Hold on one second. 548 00:30:01,715 --> 00:30:03,763 - Oh, where you going, huh? - Call the cops. 549 00:30:04,134 --> 00:30:05,556 Fuck the cops. 550 00:30:05,719 --> 00:30:06,971 Here comes the train. Choo-Choo! 551 00:30:11,767 --> 00:30:14,611 it's closing time 552 00:30:14,770 --> 00:30:16,272 Time to roll to Chili's 553 00:30:16,438 --> 00:30:19,817 And chow down with my fuckin' boys 554 00:30:39,628 --> 00:30:40,629 You okay, buddy? 555 00:30:40,796 --> 00:30:44,801 Don't call me that. Buddies have each ether's backs when an assault takes place. 556 00:30:44,966 --> 00:30:46,559 Peter, that man was handicapped. 557 00:30:46,968 --> 00:30:49,972 You can call me Peter. Or Mr. Highman. 558 00:30:50,138 --> 00:30:54,234 I'll call you Mr. Chase. Unless that was a fake ID too. 559 00:30:57,479 --> 00:31:00,323 Why you have a stage name is beyond me. You're not really an actor. 560 00:31:00,482 --> 00:31:03,361 What does that mean, "really an actor"'? What is a real actor? 561 00:31:03,527 --> 00:31:05,655 A real actor is someone who can really act. 562 00:31:05,821 --> 00:31:08,495 Well, go ahead, give me an action to do. Give me a scene. 563 00:31:08,657 --> 00:31:10,409 - No. I don't want to. - You should. 564 00:31:10,659 --> 00:31:12,582 Okay. I'm Julia Roberts. 565 00:31:12,744 --> 00:31:14,712 You have terminal cancer. 566 00:31:14,871 --> 00:31:16,794 We're engaged. 567 00:31:17,165 --> 00:31:18,382 Break the news to me. 568 00:31:20,210 --> 00:31:22,087 Julia Roberts... 569 00:31:22,254 --> 00:31:24,598 as you know, we're engaged. 570 00:31:25,674 --> 00:31:27,847 I have terminal cancer. 571 00:31:30,178 --> 00:31:31,225 Awful. 572 00:31:31,388 --> 00:31:33,265 - What? - Sorry, that's my feedback. 573 00:31:33,432 --> 00:31:35,434 - I thought that was really good. - Nope. 574 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,945 I'll give you one more shot. it's Super Bowl Sunday. 575 00:31:39,229 --> 00:31:41,527 You're a coach with a spotty career. 576 00:31:41,690 --> 00:31:44,239 You're down 31 points. 577 00:31:44,401 --> 00:31:46,620 Bust into the locker room and fire the guys up. 578 00:31:46,778 --> 00:31:48,576 All or nothing. Action. 579 00:31:48,738 --> 00:31:52,368 - Stupid. That would never be in a movie. - it's in a movie every two years. 580 00:31:52,951 --> 00:31:54,953 Every two years. 581 00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:03,553 Okay, guys, we need to get out there. 582 00:32:03,712 --> 00:32:06,966 Really need to get going. Pollard, what are you doing? 583 00:32:07,132 --> 00:32:10,762 You're acting like a girl out there. What are you, a girl or something? 584 00:32:12,095 --> 00:32:15,099 Jackson, come on, man, you gotta get yourself together. 585 00:32:15,265 --> 00:32:18,986 - What are you, a girl or something? - Let's up the stakes. Your wife calls. 586 00:32:19,144 --> 00:32:20,396 She wants a divorce. 587 00:32:21,146 --> 00:32:23,899 - The coach's wife? - The coach you're playing. 588 00:32:24,065 --> 00:32:27,035 His wife calls. She wants a divorce. 589 00:32:27,277 --> 00:32:28,950 Ring-ring. 590 00:32:30,989 --> 00:32:32,491 Hello? 591 00:32:33,783 --> 00:32:38,755 Hey, fellas, it's gonna be a minute. it's my wife. She wants a divorce. 592 00:32:42,459 --> 00:32:44,211 Hey, sweetheart. 593 00:32:45,253 --> 00:32:46,926 What's that? 594 00:32:47,672 --> 00:32:49,345 No, don't— 595 00:32:50,425 --> 00:32:52,473 This is not a good time. 596 00:33:06,942 --> 00:33:11,163 Because I lost my dad, I don't want you to leave me right now. 597 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,504 I don't wanna be left alone. 598 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,463 I miss him so much. 599 00:33:28,129 --> 00:33:30,177 You can't do this. 600 00:34:00,370 --> 00:34:02,168 I got soda. I got water. 601 00:34:02,330 --> 00:34:04,253 Okay. Great. 602 00:34:08,169 --> 00:34:09,671 Thank you. 603 00:34:10,547 --> 00:34:13,300 - Crazy rain. - Nuts. 604 00:34:15,343 --> 00:34:18,313 I think we're done for today. We'll sleep in the car. 605 00:34:19,014 --> 00:34:20,357 Okay. 606 00:34:22,392 --> 00:34:25,566 We'll kill it tomorrow. But this is ... 607 00:34:32,569 --> 00:34:35,573 So tell me something about your dad. What did he do for a living? 608 00:34:36,114 --> 00:34:37,536 He was a toll-booth operator. 609 00:34:37,699 --> 00:34:38,791 Really? 610 00:34:38,950 --> 00:34:42,250 He was a real people person. He loved his job. 611 00:34:42,412 --> 00:34:46,133 He'd come home every night and he'd laugh about how long his line was. 612 00:34:46,291 --> 00:34:49,886 Because he enjoyed talking to everybody that went through the toll booth. 613 00:34:50,420 --> 00:34:51,888 Oh. 614 00:34:53,465 --> 00:34:55,638 What about you? Where's your dad? 615 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,518 Uh ... 616 00:34:58,637 --> 00:35:00,230 No idea. 617 00:35:02,307 --> 00:35:03,900 When's the last time you saw him? 618 00:35:04,267 --> 00:35:05,894 1977. 619 00:35:06,269 --> 00:35:07,691 Ooh. 620 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,606 Ouch. 621 00:35:11,066 --> 00:35:14,536 Yep. Came into my room, said, "Petey, I got an important job for you. 622 00:35:14,694 --> 00:35:17,994 I need you to wake me up, 5:30 tomorrow morning." 623 00:35:18,406 --> 00:35:22,786 And I was ecstatic because he never asked me to do anything. 624 00:35:22,952 --> 00:35:28,004 I didn't even know I existed in his eyes. So ... 625 00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:30,756 It was just a big deal. I was so excited. 626 00:35:30,919 --> 00:35:35,174 I set the alarm clock. I could barely sleep. I just watched it all night. 627 00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:38,139 When it went off at 5:30, I snuck into his room... 628 00:35:38,802 --> 00:35:41,180 I gingerly wake him up. 629 00:35:42,263 --> 00:35:44,937 He smiled at me. 630 00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:47,102 First time I ever saw him... 631 00:35:52,065 --> 00:35:54,864 uh, smile. 632 00:35:56,027 --> 00:35:58,200 But he had his bags packed by the front door... 633 00:35:58,363 --> 00:36:01,412 and he picked them up, put them in the back of his car... 634 00:36:02,659 --> 00:36:04,787 and drove away. 635 00:36:05,995 --> 00:36:07,918 Last time I ever saw him. 636 00:36:15,672 --> 00:36:17,845 it's so funny. 637 00:36:23,346 --> 00:36:25,144 Oh, my gosh. 638 00:36:25,473 --> 00:36:28,147 My dad would never do that. He loved me. 639 00:36:45,243 --> 00:36:46,415 What's that sound? 640 00:36:48,163 --> 00:36:49,335 What sound? 641 00:36:50,123 --> 00:36:51,796 Mm. 642 00:36:52,333 --> 00:36:54,006 No, it stopped. 643 00:36:58,006 --> 00:37:00,384 - Okay, it's back. - That's me. I'm just masturbating. 644 00:37:00,550 --> 00:37:02,097 What? Why? 645 00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:04,012 This is how I go to sleep. 646 00:37:04,179 --> 00:37:06,102 Oh, don't, don't, don't. Come on, dude. 647 00:37:06,264 --> 00:37:07,937 I'm right here next to you. 648 00:37:08,099 --> 00:37:09,897 Just shut your eyes, Peter. 649 00:37:10,059 --> 00:37:13,029 They're closed. The sound. 650 00:37:13,188 --> 00:37:14,360 Just bear with me. 651 00:37:17,358 --> 00:37:19,531 - How long is this gonna take? - Ugh! 652 00:37:20,028 --> 00:37:23,077 If you keep interrupting me it's gonna take a little longer... 653 00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:25,367 but it usually just takes about 35 minutes. 654 00:37:25,533 --> 00:37:27,080 Is that all? 655 00:37:38,046 --> 00:37:40,219 Your fucking dog's doing it too. 656 00:37:40,590 --> 00:37:42,888 Sonny! Stop! 657 00:37:44,928 --> 00:37:47,556 Sonny, no. Stop. 658 00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:50,483 Good boy. 659 00:38:05,657 --> 00:38:07,125 I 660 00:38:41,276 --> 00:38:43,278 Come here, garbage face. Come here. 661 00:39:10,972 --> 00:39:14,272 Don't even think about it. Had to be done. 662 00:39:14,434 --> 00:39:16,232 Please. Don't. 663 00:39:16,394 --> 00:39:18,488 Intolerable. Intolerable. 664 00:39:31,492 --> 00:39:33,244 Son of a bitch. 665 00:39:33,411 --> 00:39:35,505 Goddamn it. No. 666 00:39:42,170 --> 00:39:44,389 Great. This is great. 667 00:39:45,673 --> 00:39:47,050 Fuck. 668 00:39:47,342 --> 00:39:48,844 Don't. 669 00:39:51,346 --> 00:39:53,189 Okay. 670 00:39:54,015 --> 00:39:57,110 We are gathered in the presence of the Lord and all things holy... 671 00:39:57,268 --> 00:40:01,739 to celebrate the passing of one Mr.-- I don't remember his fucking name. 672 00:40:01,898 --> 00:40:04,902 Chase. Or a.k.a. Tremblay. 673 00:40:05,276 --> 00:40:10,373 May he forever reside and dwell in the sunlight of the spirit. 674 00:40:12,533 --> 00:40:14,035 Amen. 675 00:40:15,745 --> 00:40:19,045 You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir... 676 00:40:19,207 --> 00:40:21,960 as to why you wound up on the side of Interstate 20. 677 00:40:22,126 --> 00:40:24,879 It's not your fault. It's your kid. 678 00:40:25,046 --> 00:40:28,300 He's an incredibly difficult person to travel with. 679 00:40:28,466 --> 00:40:31,310 In fact, I don't know how or why... 680 00:40:31,469 --> 00:40:34,894 you didn't just strangle him in the fucking Crib. 681 00:41:08,423 --> 00:41:09,925 Hey, buddy. 682 00:41:10,091 --> 00:41:11,513 Forget something? 683 00:41:11,843 --> 00:41:13,265 No. I got ... 684 00:41:13,428 --> 00:41:15,180 I got coffee. 685 00:41:15,805 --> 00:41:17,478 Dunkin' Donuts. 686 00:41:17,765 --> 00:41:19,017 Thought maybe you left me. 687 00:41:19,183 --> 00:41:22,187 I picked up breakfast so we can eat on the road, make up time. 688 00:41:22,812 --> 00:41:25,486 - Why'd you leave my stuff out here? - it's your property. 689 00:41:28,526 --> 00:41:30,449 - That makes sense. - Yep. 690 00:41:31,946 --> 00:41:32,947 Want me to drive? 691 00:41:33,114 --> 00:41:35,287 - It is your shift. - Okay. Very good. 692 00:41:35,950 --> 00:41:38,373 I'll grab the other items. 693 00:41:38,536 --> 00:41:39,662 - Okay. - Okay. 694 00:41:39,829 --> 00:41:40,876 Come on, Sonny. 695 00:41:41,039 --> 00:41:42,791 Sonny, come on. 696 00:41:43,458 --> 00:41:46,962 I was thinking, "There's no way that Peter would have left me here. 697 00:41:47,295 --> 00:41:50,515 We've had our bumps in the road, but he's not gonna leave me." 698 00:41:50,673 --> 00:41:54,473 - Oh, please, no. it's not my car. - Right. 699 00:41:54,635 --> 00:41:56,683 Yeah. Come on. Get in, Sonny. 700 00:41:57,055 --> 00:42:00,400 You know, my mind works in mysterious ways. 701 00:42:00,558 --> 00:42:04,062 And I thought, "God, why would he wanna travel alone, you know?" 702 00:42:04,228 --> 00:42:05,480 You have a nice shower? 703 00:42:05,646 --> 00:42:06,693 - Yes, excellent. - Great. 704 00:42:06,856 --> 00:42:09,325 You know, rest areas have the nicest showers. 705 00:42:09,484 --> 00:42:11,737 The nicest showers. 706 00:42:19,410 --> 00:42:21,458 This coffee's hot. 707 00:42:21,829 --> 00:42:23,581 - it's hot coffee. - Whoo! 708 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:28,094 - Have we crossed the Mississippi River? - We're in Texas. 709 00:42:28,503 --> 00:42:31,427 The Mississippi River was the river we crossed in Mississippi. 710 00:42:32,423 --> 00:42:34,175 That's too bad. 711 00:42:34,717 --> 00:42:36,765 Would have been a great sendoff for my papa. 712 00:42:36,928 --> 00:42:41,900 Put his ashes in the old river. Let the ashes float down to New Orleans, you know? 713 00:42:42,225 --> 00:42:44,273 Spend Mardi Gras there. 714 00:42:44,435 --> 00:42:48,360 - I'm gonna get some shuteye, okay? - Nothing he loved more than jazz music... 715 00:42:48,940 --> 00:42:50,533 and women's titties. 716 00:42:54,195 --> 00:42:56,289 - Did I snore last night? - Mm-hm. 717 00:42:56,614 --> 00:43:00,084 Sorry. I'm a deep sleeper. it's a condition. 718 00:43:00,243 --> 00:43:03,588 You know when they say, "That guy could sleep through an earthquake"? 719 00:43:03,746 --> 00:43:05,714 I've actually slept through an earthquake. 720 00:43:05,957 --> 00:43:08,927 I also fell asleep during a job interview at Bank of America. 721 00:43:09,085 --> 00:43:12,214 I didn't sleep last night. I'm gonna try now. 722 00:43:12,380 --> 00:43:13,757 You should have masturbated... 723 00:43:13,923 --> 00:43:16,722 because I had a glorious orgasm and I slept like a baby. 724 00:43:56,257 --> 00:43:58,100 - of a gentle coast 725 00:43:58,342 --> 00:44:01,846 And a sun to maybe dissipate 726 00:44:02,430 --> 00:44:06,560 Shadows of the mess you made 727 00:44:18,946 --> 00:44:20,994 Hey! Get up! 728 00:44:21,991 --> 00:44:23,959 Ethan, wake up! Goddamn it! 729 00:44:25,161 --> 00:44:26,504 Son of a bitch. 730 00:44:27,455 --> 00:44:28,627 NO! 731 00:44:51,729 --> 00:44:53,481 I can't feel my arm. 732 00:45:02,073 --> 00:45:03,916 What happened? 733 00:45:06,619 --> 00:45:09,498 I'll see if the rental agreement's in the ... 734 00:45:13,376 --> 00:45:15,720 You know what? I have coverage. 735 00:45:15,878 --> 00:45:17,255 That's good. 736 00:45:23,761 --> 00:45:26,230 - Stay away from me. - Jeez Louise, are you okay? 737 00:45:26,389 --> 00:45:28,608 Am I okay? Do I look okay? 738 00:45:28,766 --> 00:45:30,860 I have a broken arm, three cracked ribs. 739 00:45:31,018 --> 00:45:34,363 I have seven stitches in my armpit. Does that answer your question? 740 00:45:34,689 --> 00:45:37,033 No, not okay. 741 00:45:37,275 --> 00:45:39,528 - Peter, I am terribly sorry. - Are you? 742 00:45:39,694 --> 00:45:42,698 Sonny's all banged up. I'm a wreck. You don't have a scratch. 743 00:45:42,863 --> 00:45:45,537 Doctor said I was in such a deep sleep I didn't tense up. 744 00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:47,543 - I told you I was a deep sleeper. - Yeah. 745 00:45:47,702 --> 00:45:51,127 Did the doctor say it is not advisable to fall asleep while driving? 746 00:45:51,289 --> 00:45:53,792 I was just trying to rest my eyes for a few seconds. 747 00:45:53,958 --> 00:45:56,427 But seriously, next time try not to tense up. Really. 748 00:45:58,421 --> 00:46:00,423 - One sec. - Who's that? 749 00:46:00,589 --> 00:46:03,889 My actual friend. He's come to pick me up. All the way from Dallas. 750 00:46:04,051 --> 00:46:06,895 - Oh, good. Shotgun. - Nope. Not us. 751 00:46:07,054 --> 00:46:08,897 Just me. We're done. 752 00:46:09,056 --> 00:46:11,400 And by the way, it's been a fucking pleasure. 753 00:46:11,559 --> 00:46:14,904 But just so my conscience is clear, let me let you know... 754 00:46:15,062 --> 00:46:17,611 why you're not coming with us, okay? 755 00:46:17,773 --> 00:46:21,573 It's not because you got me kicked off a plane and shot by an air marshal. 756 00:46:21,736 --> 00:46:26,583 Not because you stood by as I had my ass handed to me by a handicapped hillbilly. 757 00:46:26,741 --> 00:46:28,618 I am certainly not leaving you here... 758 00:46:28,784 --> 00:46:32,630 because you almost got me killed during the most important week of my life. 759 00:46:32,788 --> 00:46:35,917 I am leaving you here for a far more fundamental reason: 760 00:46:36,083 --> 00:46:39,132 I despise who you are at a cellular level. 761 00:46:39,295 --> 00:46:41,798 I've heard that before, and I'm trying to work on it. 762 00:46:41,964 --> 00:46:43,511 - Great. Now hear this: - Yes. 763 00:46:43,674 --> 00:46:46,928 Beware. I'm warning you, don't go to Hollywood. 764 00:46:47,094 --> 00:46:50,439 The streets are not paved with gold. They are paved with the carcasses... 765 00:46:50,598 --> 00:46:53,442 of imbeciles like you who think they're gonna make it. 766 00:46:53,601 --> 00:46:55,148 "Pray you, avoid it." 767 00:46:55,311 --> 00:46:58,155 Did you get that? That was Shakespeare. Heard of him? 768 00:46:58,314 --> 00:47:00,692 Yes, I've heard of him. He's a famous pirate. 769 00:47:00,858 --> 00:47:02,860 And by the way, it's Shakesbeard. 770 00:47:03,027 --> 00:47:05,780 Let me give you a little bit of friendly advice. 771 00:47:06,113 --> 00:47:11,916 Nobody who calls themselves "Hollywood" has ever made it in Hollywood. 772 00:47:13,829 --> 00:47:15,172 That I've never heard before. 773 00:47:15,331 --> 00:47:19,302 Sonny, you will be sorely missed, you little bat-faced piece of shit. 774 00:47:23,297 --> 00:47:25,766 - I have never... - Well, get used to it. 775 00:47:25,925 --> 00:47:27,643 in all of my 23 years! 776 00:47:32,681 --> 00:47:34,900 - Come on, let's get out of here. - What the fuck? 777 00:47:35,059 --> 00:47:36,811 - We're moving out. - You all right? 778 00:47:36,977 --> 00:47:38,695 - What's going on? - Thank you so much. 779 00:47:38,854 --> 00:47:40,652 Who's the dude you yelling at? 780 00:47:40,815 --> 00:47:43,534 He's nobody. A guy I was traveling with. He's trouble. 781 00:47:43,692 --> 00:47:44,909 He looks sad as shit. 782 00:47:47,696 --> 00:47:50,745 - And you just spit on his dog. - I spit on his d— God, I did. 783 00:47:50,908 --> 00:47:54,913 I was seeing red because he has a way of getting under your skin. I'm fine. Let's go. 784 00:47:55,079 --> 00:47:56,877 - You wanna leave him here? - Trust me. 785 00:47:57,039 --> 00:47:59,383 - Pete, how long have I known you? - Twenty years. 786 00:47:59,542 --> 00:48:00,589 - Twenty years. - Yep. 787 00:48:00,751 --> 00:48:04,597 Your energy's off. You don't wanna mess your karma up. You have a child coming. 788 00:48:04,755 --> 00:48:08,555 So whatever you need to do to fix between you and DeBarge, you need to fix it. 789 00:48:10,678 --> 00:48:12,225 Trust me. 790 00:48:14,098 --> 00:48:15,771 Make it right. 791 00:48:21,856 --> 00:48:24,405 Hollywood, come here. 792 00:48:30,406 --> 00:48:32,704 - You see what I'm working with here? - Oh, wow. 793 00:48:35,035 --> 00:48:36,378 Okay, I've calmed down a bit. 794 00:48:36,537 --> 00:48:38,585 - You ready to apologize? - What? Fuck you! 795 00:48:38,747 --> 00:48:39,999 - Wait. Oh, no. - Let's go. 796 00:48:40,166 --> 00:48:42,294 Pete, Pete, relax. 797 00:48:42,543 --> 00:48:43,715 Fix it. 798 00:48:43,878 --> 00:48:46,222 First of all, I'm sorry that I spat on Sonny. 799 00:48:46,380 --> 00:48:48,382 I have no recollection of that whatsoever. 800 00:48:48,549 --> 00:48:51,393 Now, if you're gonna travel with me to Los Angeles... 801 00:48:51,552 --> 00:48:54,055 I gotta give you a couple guidelines. Number one: 802 00:48:54,221 --> 00:48:58,226 If you ask me a single question, I'm going to flip out on you. 803 00:48:58,392 --> 00:49:01,487 - So don't do that. Do you understand? - Somewhat, yes. 804 00:49:01,645 --> 00:49:04,774 If you fall asleep for any reason... 805 00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:07,944 other than the fact that you're in a bed and it's nighttime... 806 00:49:08,110 --> 00:49:09,487 I will disembowel you. 807 00:49:09,653 --> 00:49:10,825 Make sense? 808 00:49:10,988 --> 00:49:12,114 - Somewhat. - Great. 809 00:49:12,281 --> 00:49:15,626 If you're allergic to waffles, don't eat waffles. 810 00:49:15,784 --> 00:49:18,412 - Then don't take me to a Waffle House. - Shut up! 811 00:49:18,579 --> 00:49:20,627 - Relax. - Get your stuff and get in back. 812 00:49:20,789 --> 00:49:22,132 - Hold Sonny. - Nope. 813 00:49:22,291 --> 00:49:24,259 Hand me that dog, I will rip it in half. 814 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:29,174 You better check yourself before you wreck yourself. 815 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,654 And then, his fault, we're both put on a No-Fly list. 816 00:49:47,816 --> 00:49:49,818 - A No-Fly list? You? - Yeah, and it just— 817 00:49:49,985 --> 00:49:54,991 Yeah. Just got worse from there. Because he's pathological, I think. 818 00:49:55,157 --> 00:49:57,034 He'll just start beating off. 819 00:49:57,201 --> 00:49:58,293 - What? - Yes. 820 00:49:58,452 --> 00:50:01,501 - No lotion? - No, no, he was dry-docking. 821 00:50:04,124 --> 00:50:06,047 Is that a drainage ditch coming up? 822 00:50:08,087 --> 00:50:09,134 Yes, it is. 823 00:50:09,296 --> 00:50:10,843 - Would you mind? - I'm hitting it. 824 00:50:11,006 --> 00:50:14,180 Real hard. 825 00:50:20,516 --> 00:50:21,563 Ethan, you all right? 826 00:50:22,810 --> 00:50:23,857 Yeah, we're good. 827 00:50:24,019 --> 00:50:27,819 Next time, don't tense up your body. Just stay loose. 828 00:50:31,026 --> 00:50:33,654 - There's another one up here too. - Want to hit him again? 829 00:50:45,583 --> 00:50:47,381 We can't take your Range Rover, D. 830 00:50:47,543 --> 00:50:49,420 Yes, you can. I prefer my pickup anyway. 831 00:50:49,587 --> 00:50:53,558 - I'll ship it back as soon as I get there. - No need. I'll be in L.A. on Friday. 832 00:50:53,716 --> 00:50:55,684 You will? What are you doing in L.A.? 833 00:50:55,843 --> 00:50:57,891 I'm not gonna miss the birth of your baby. 834 00:50:58,053 --> 00:51:01,728 Doesn't it burn you up that she's getting a C-section? 835 00:51:01,890 --> 00:51:05,611 I mean, that body was so flawless, just banging. 836 00:51:05,769 --> 00:51:07,362 How did you know we were getting a C-section? 837 00:51:07,521 --> 00:51:09,523 She told me. Coffee? 838 00:51:09,898 --> 00:51:11,366 Sure. 839 00:51:17,281 --> 00:51:18,624 What is going on? 840 00:51:19,074 --> 00:51:20,542 What are you talking about? 841 00:51:20,701 --> 00:51:23,250 What's with all these stories he has about your wife? 842 00:51:23,412 --> 00:51:24,914 They used to date in college? 843 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,548 It was like 20 years ago. 844 00:51:26,707 --> 00:51:28,425 Yeah, but come on, you don't see it? 845 00:51:28,709 --> 00:51:31,713 This guy's good-looking. He's a football player. He's charming. 846 00:51:31,879 --> 00:51:35,304 - You don't know what you're talking about. - He has beautiful hands. 847 00:51:36,091 --> 00:51:37,843 I think there's something going on. 848 00:51:38,010 --> 00:51:40,559 - Here you go. - What's this picture from? 849 00:51:40,721 --> 00:51:42,894 - What's that? - This picture of you and Sarah. 850 00:51:43,057 --> 00:51:45,901 Oh, yeah, that was February. We was in San Diego. 851 00:51:46,060 --> 00:51:47,232 She didn't tell you? 852 00:51:47,394 --> 00:51:50,739 She mentioned that she bumped into you. She didn't say that— 853 00:51:50,898 --> 00:51:54,118 That we were throwing them back. Getting wasted, having a good time. 854 00:51:54,276 --> 00:51:56,745 Just sort of reliving some things, you know, just ... 855 00:51:56,904 --> 00:51:59,498 - Real good girl. Fantastic. - She is. Slipped her mind. 856 00:51:59,657 --> 00:52:02,752 February. Isn't that about nine months ago? 857 00:52:03,952 --> 00:52:06,125 - No questions. - Nine, 10 months. 858 00:52:06,497 --> 00:52:07,965 Nine. 859 00:52:09,291 --> 00:52:12,886 Where you at with the names? She said you were being a real hard-ass. 860 00:52:13,045 --> 00:52:15,594 - She said that? - Yeah, she hit me in a e-mail. 861 00:52:15,756 --> 00:52:18,509 - You and his wife exchange e-mails? - Yeah. 862 00:52:18,676 --> 00:52:20,303 What else do you exchange? 863 00:52:20,469 --> 00:52:22,267 - Ethan. - Body fluids? 864 00:52:23,013 --> 00:52:25,857 - What is he talking about? - I don't even listen to him. 865 00:52:26,016 --> 00:52:28,110 This is not bothering you? The e-mails— 866 00:52:28,268 --> 00:52:29,611 Each ether's ejaculate? 867 00:52:29,937 --> 00:52:30,938 What? 868 00:52:31,105 --> 00:52:32,652 It's when your urine turns white. 869 00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:36,284 Okay, new rule: You can't... 870 00:52:36,944 --> 00:52:38,912 say a fucking word. 871 00:52:39,071 --> 00:52:41,119 This is horrible. It tastes like cat litter. 872 00:52:41,281 --> 00:52:42,703 I think it tastes delicious. 873 00:52:42,866 --> 00:52:45,745 You should. I was all out, so I used the coffee you brought. 874 00:52:45,911 --> 00:52:47,504 Oh, boy. 875 00:52:47,871 --> 00:52:49,293 That's his dad, it's his dad. 876 00:52:49,456 --> 00:52:53,302 Fine. I'll buy some other coffee. I apologize. What's the big deal? 877 00:52:53,460 --> 00:52:54,632 His dad is the coffee. 878 00:52:54,795 --> 00:52:58,015 He passed away and his remains were in the fucking can. 879 00:52:58,465 --> 00:53:01,594 Get him the fuck out. The beard, the dog, get him out! 880 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:03,182 - I get it. - Get him out! 881 00:53:03,345 --> 00:53:05,063 I know. It took eight minutes, right? 882 00:53:10,686 --> 00:53:13,530 Oh, God! So stupid! 883 00:53:18,986 --> 00:53:21,239 Where are the ashes? Where are my dad's ashes? 884 00:53:21,405 --> 00:53:22,702 Relax. 885 00:53:23,157 --> 00:53:24,659 - It was an accident. - Where is it? 886 00:53:24,825 --> 00:53:26,372 - Where? - Right where I'm pointing. 887 00:53:26,535 --> 00:53:28,583 There's the coffee machine right there. 888 00:53:28,746 --> 00:53:31,499 There's the can, there's the Coffeemaker. 889 00:53:31,665 --> 00:53:35,715 We're gonna retrieve this. I got it, I got it. Slow down, it's okay. 890 00:53:35,878 --> 00:53:37,380 Can we just calm down? 891 00:53:38,505 --> 00:53:40,098 Let me take it. 892 00:53:40,424 --> 00:53:41,767 Oh, God. 893 00:53:41,925 --> 00:53:43,017 Will you relax? 894 00:53:43,177 --> 00:53:44,520 Oh! 895 00:53:52,686 --> 00:53:54,188 it's okay. 896 00:53:57,775 --> 00:53:59,948 Come here, I'll help you pick it up. 897 00:54:00,194 --> 00:54:01,366 There we go. 898 00:54:03,405 --> 00:54:05,373 Get it back in there. 899 00:54:42,611 --> 00:54:44,079 I'm sorry we drank your father. 900 00:54:46,573 --> 00:54:48,371 It's okay. 901 00:54:49,993 --> 00:54:51,745 Are you all right? Are you sure? 902 00:54:51,912 --> 00:54:54,631 Yeah, there's plenty of him still in here. 903 00:54:54,998 --> 00:54:57,092 Darryl only made three cups of coffee... 904 00:54:57,251 --> 00:55:00,801 and I think there's about eight cups of my dad left in here. 905 00:55:00,963 --> 00:55:02,215 Great. 906 00:55:06,927 --> 00:55:08,304 At least he tasted good. 907 00:55:08,595 --> 00:55:10,017 Not bad. 908 00:55:10,180 --> 00:55:11,773 Yeah, strong. 909 00:55:11,932 --> 00:55:14,936 He was full-flavored. 910 00:55:15,811 --> 00:55:17,939 Robust blend. 911 00:55:18,856 --> 00:55:21,279 He really enjoyed coffee. 912 00:55:22,192 --> 00:55:25,446 And in the end, he was enjoyed as coffee. 913 00:55:26,446 --> 00:55:28,289 Kind of circle of life. 914 00:55:28,615 --> 00:55:30,617 Lion King. All that. 915 00:55:33,829 --> 00:55:37,959 I'll tell you what, the moratorium on asking questions is officially lifted. 916 00:55:38,458 --> 00:55:39,960 Fire away. 917 00:55:40,210 --> 00:55:41,757 Okay. 918 00:55:43,714 --> 00:55:44,966 - How's your arm? - Not bad. 919 00:55:45,132 --> 00:55:47,476 Do you think Darryl slept with your wife? 920 00:55:48,051 --> 00:55:50,304 - No. - I do. 921 00:55:50,470 --> 00:55:53,144 I mean, why would he lend you this very fancy car... 922 00:55:53,307 --> 00:55:56,151 and give you all that walking-around money? It's ... 923 00:55:56,310 --> 00:55:57,983 Because he's my friend. 924 00:55:58,478 --> 00:55:59,980 That's why. 925 00:56:00,522 --> 00:56:02,820 Have you ever been to the San Diego Zoo? 926 00:56:02,983 --> 00:56:04,656 I have a question for you. 927 00:56:04,818 --> 00:56:07,662 How did those three questions come into your head? 928 00:56:08,322 --> 00:56:11,997 I was thinking about your wife and Darryl, Darryl getting your wife pregnant. 929 00:56:12,159 --> 00:56:15,163 What their baby would look like, maybe like a zebra baby. 930 00:56:15,829 --> 00:56:18,173 Then I thought, "Well, I've never seen a zebra." 931 00:56:18,332 --> 00:56:21,506 And I thought, "Well, I should maybe go to the San Diego Zoo... 932 00:56:21,668 --> 00:56:24,763 - ... when we get to California—" - Nope, I've never been to the zoo. 933 00:56:24,922 --> 00:56:26,595 Next question, please. 934 00:56:27,424 --> 00:56:28,971 Hey, hon. 935 00:56:29,176 --> 00:56:33,397 It's your ever-faithful and adoring husband calling from West Texas. 936 00:56:33,555 --> 00:56:34,602 Just checking in. 937 00:56:34,765 --> 00:56:38,395 Weird, it went to voicemail. Are you on the other line with Darryl? 938 00:56:40,270 --> 00:56:42,022 I actually talked to him... 939 00:56:42,522 --> 00:56:45,901 and he told me about the lovely weekend you guys spent in San Diego. 940 00:56:46,068 --> 00:56:48,116 Didn't jibe with the way you recounted it... 941 00:56:48,278 --> 00:56:51,031 so maybe with all your e-mails and phone calls... 942 00:56:51,198 --> 00:56:52,950 you can get your story straight. 943 00:56:55,577 --> 00:56:58,877 If there's something you need to tell me before we go down this road... 944 00:56:59,039 --> 00:57:01,588 if I'm gonna have a surprise in the delivery room... 945 00:57:01,750 --> 00:57:05,095 I would just appreciate it that you erase any and all— 946 00:57:05,253 --> 00:57:06,721 Call me. 947 00:57:08,799 --> 00:57:11,552 - Was I right or was I wrong? - About what? 948 00:57:12,386 --> 00:57:15,230 The Darryl thing, your wife, and the mystery about the baby. 949 00:57:15,389 --> 00:57:17,266 She's sleeping. I left a message. 950 00:57:18,141 --> 00:57:22,647 And the casual manner with which you bring up this topic, it makes me edgy. 951 00:57:23,438 --> 00:57:27,033 So if you wouldn't mind not doing that anymore I'd really appreciate it. 952 00:57:27,275 --> 00:57:29,118 - I got some snacks. - Yes, I see. 953 00:57:29,277 --> 00:57:31,951 Unfortunately, I need you to drive. I'm on Vicodin. 954 00:57:32,114 --> 00:57:34,958 I'm not supposed to operate heavy machinery. 955 00:57:35,617 --> 00:57:36,914 I will tell you this: 956 00:57:37,077 --> 00:57:40,798 If you blink, if you even look like you might be dozing, let alone fall asleep... 957 00:57:40,956 --> 00:57:45,302 I'm gonna put hands on you. I'm gonna choke you out with your own scarf. 958 00:57:45,460 --> 00:57:49,590 Wrap that thing around your neck and choke you the fuck out. Promise. 959 00:57:51,591 --> 00:57:53,184 Seems a bit drastic. 960 00:57:53,343 --> 00:57:54,640 Take off your glasses. 961 00:57:54,803 --> 00:57:56,726 I bought them, I wanted to showcase them. 962 00:57:56,888 --> 00:57:58,310 It's night. You're driving. 963 00:57:58,724 --> 00:58:00,977 You act like you've never been in a fender-bender. 964 00:58:01,143 --> 00:58:03,521 - Remove them. - Okay. 965 00:58:05,605 --> 00:58:07,949 - Jolt Cola? Drink it. - Yeah. 966 00:58:08,108 --> 00:58:11,783 - You're not the boss of me, you know. - I know. Just drink it. 967 00:58:12,654 --> 00:58:14,031 Please. 968 00:58:19,619 --> 00:58:20,962 Attaboy. 969 00:58:26,793 --> 00:58:28,795 By the way, when I fell asleep... 970 00:58:28,962 --> 00:58:30,964 that was a one-time occurrence. 971 00:58:31,465 --> 00:58:35,140 - I know what I'm doing. I'm a grown man. - Did you remember to use the restroom? 972 00:58:35,302 --> 00:58:36,724 Oh. 973 00:58:53,945 --> 00:58:57,700 Hey you, out there on your own 974 00:58:57,866 --> 00:58:59,994 Sitting naked by the phone 975 00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:02,208 Would you touch me? 976 00:59:04,623 --> 00:59:08,423 Hey you, with your ear against the wall 977 00:59:08,794 --> 00:59:12,594 Waiting for someone to call out Would you touch me? 978 00:59:16,343 --> 00:59:22,726 Hey you Would you help me to carry the stone? 979 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:31,026 Open your heart, I'm coming home 980 00:59:38,031 --> 00:59:40,079 This is some stuff. 981 00:59:43,787 --> 00:59:46,040 This window is not working. 982 00:59:46,248 --> 00:59:50,128 No, I locked them so we could get a good clambake going on in here. 983 00:59:50,710 --> 00:59:52,383 That way, Sonny could get stoned. 984 00:59:56,883 --> 00:59:58,055 Am I stoned? 985 00:59:58,635 --> 01:00:00,387 Do you feel stoned? 986 01:00:14,067 --> 01:00:16,786 But it was only fantasy 987 01:00:20,907 --> 01:00:24,832 No matter how he tried He could not break free 988 01:00:28,248 --> 01:00:31,548 And the worms ate into his brain 989 01:00:39,676 --> 01:00:45,979 Hey you Don't tell me there's no hope at all 990 01:00:49,519 --> 01:00:51,772 Together we stand 991 01:00:52,814 --> 01:00:55,442 Divided we fall 992 01:01:02,949 --> 01:01:04,542 Then what? How did it resolve? 993 01:01:05,285 --> 01:01:09,085 Well, it turns out the cheese grater was underneath the mattress. 994 01:01:10,332 --> 01:01:14,553 Ha, ha! That is so sophisticated. And has heart. 995 01:01:14,711 --> 01:01:15,803 The show has heart. 996 01:01:16,213 --> 01:01:18,307 How do you know so much about this? 997 01:01:18,465 --> 01:01:22,686 I run a fan site for the show. Not official, but I've run a fan site for about six years. 998 01:01:23,136 --> 01:01:25,013 I started it at an internet café. 999 01:01:25,555 --> 01:01:27,557 Used to go in there and wash my feet. 1000 01:01:27,724 --> 01:01:28,896 What was the site called? 1001 01:01:29,309 --> 01:01:31,607 It'sRainingTwoAndAHalfMen.com. 1002 01:01:32,812 --> 01:01:33,984 Wow. 1003 01:01:34,356 --> 01:01:38,236 That is sublime. Can I retract every derogatory statement I've made about you? 1004 01:01:38,652 --> 01:01:40,871 Thank you, Peter. That's very sweet. 1005 01:01:41,154 --> 01:01:43,327 - Hand me a Bugle. - Sure. 1006 01:01:45,242 --> 01:01:46,539 Thank you. 1007 01:01:46,701 --> 01:01:48,829 - Will you feed one to the hound? - Very well. 1008 01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:56,003 Are we on the highway still? 1009 01:01:56,169 --> 01:01:58,217 Relax, Peter, I've got it covered. 1010 01:01:58,380 --> 01:01:59,552 Are you certain? 1011 01:01:59,714 --> 01:02:02,684 You're getting paranoid. That pot got to you. 1012 01:02:03,260 --> 01:02:06,013 Okay. All right, you see the flag? 1013 01:02:06,721 --> 01:02:09,270 It looks like a border crossing, it says "Mexico"-- 1014 01:02:09,432 --> 01:02:12,356 - Oh, Lord. Gosh. - What? 1015 01:02:12,519 --> 01:02:15,363 I thought that said Texaco. We're low on gas. 1016 01:02:16,022 --> 01:02:17,365 - Okay, we're fine. - Yep. 1017 01:02:17,524 --> 01:02:19,071 We're good. We're good. 1018 01:02:19,234 --> 01:02:20,702 What are you gonna tell them? 1019 01:02:20,860 --> 01:02:23,204 All I'm gonna do is say, "Look, we made a mistake." 1020 01:02:23,363 --> 01:02:26,116 - And we're gonna ask to turn around. - Perfect. 1021 01:02:26,574 --> 01:02:30,750 Okay, I need you to be quiet. Sit straight. Don't say anything. 1022 01:02:30,912 --> 01:02:33,540 Won't that be suspicious if they ask me a question? 1023 01:02:33,707 --> 01:02:35,709 - Let me handle everything. - You handle it. 1024 01:02:35,875 --> 01:02:38,048 - Here we go. - Uh-oh. He's looking right at me. 1025 01:02:38,211 --> 01:02:40,555 Peter, please be quiet, okay? 1026 01:02:43,049 --> 01:02:44,551 I'm sorry. 1027 01:02:45,135 --> 01:02:48,139 Hello. The weirdest thing happened. We just kind of got shifted— 1028 01:02:48,305 --> 01:02:50,558 Are you guys American citizens? 1029 01:02:50,724 --> 01:02:52,101 Yes. Yes, we are. 1030 01:02:52,267 --> 01:02:54,065 - The both of you? - Yes, absolutely. 1031 01:02:54,227 --> 01:02:56,229 Can I see your passports? 1032 01:02:56,396 --> 01:02:57,739 We don't have passports. 1033 01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:00,613 The thing is, we didn't mean to end up here. 1034 01:03:00,775 --> 01:03:05,326 Somehow, I must have taken the wrong exit, and we're here, so ... 1035 01:03:05,488 --> 01:03:08,162 If we could just maybe turn around and go back? 1036 01:03:08,742 --> 01:03:10,289 You wanna turn around? 1037 01:03:10,452 --> 01:03:12,955 Yeah, it was a mistake. We're trying to get back— 1038 01:03:13,788 --> 01:03:16,041 What's wrong with your friend? 1039 01:03:17,459 --> 01:03:18,631 Peter, don't do that. 1040 01:03:18,793 --> 01:03:21,763 Why are your eyes so glassy? You been partying? 1041 01:03:22,255 --> 01:03:23,757 No, I have glaucoma. 1042 01:03:23,923 --> 01:03:27,473 What about your friend, does he have glaucoma too? 1043 01:03:28,928 --> 01:03:32,102 Answer the man. Do you have glaucoma? No, he doesn't have glaucoma. 1044 01:03:32,265 --> 01:03:34,859 What about the dog, does he have glaucoma? 1045 01:03:35,643 --> 01:03:37,941 Because his eyes are glassy as fuck. 1046 01:03:39,314 --> 01:03:41,908 Shut off the car. Give me the keys, please. 1047 01:03:45,695 --> 01:03:46,947 Wait right here. 1048 01:03:51,368 --> 01:03:53,336 - Did I blow it? - No, we're fine. 1049 01:03:54,287 --> 01:03:55,459 You are smooth. 1050 01:03:56,414 --> 01:03:57,882 - Wow. - Hand me Sonny, please. 1051 01:04:00,293 --> 01:04:02,796 God, my heart was in my throat. I was flipping out. 1052 01:04:03,171 --> 01:04:06,550 Could you hand me my father's ashes? They're on the floorboard. 1053 01:04:06,925 --> 01:04:09,804 Wow. What's—? What are you doing? 1054 01:04:25,068 --> 01:04:27,662 We took the wrong exit, we wound up here by mistake. 1055 01:04:28,071 --> 01:04:30,449 No matter how many times you ask, that's my answer. 1056 01:04:30,615 --> 01:04:32,663 You sound like Jason Bourne, man. 1057 01:04:32,826 --> 01:04:35,420 You don't know where you're going. No ID. 1058 01:04:36,079 --> 01:04:38,207 I wanna speak to the American consulate. 1059 01:04:38,373 --> 01:04:39,716 I'm American, I have rights. 1060 01:04:39,874 --> 01:04:41,501 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Thank you. 1061 01:04:41,668 --> 01:04:44,842 Hey, Ramon. He wants to talk to his consulate. 1062 01:04:49,384 --> 01:04:52,103 Hello, sir. Welcome to the American consulate. 1063 01:04:52,262 --> 01:04:54,560 - How can I help you? - That's unacceptable. 1064 01:04:57,851 --> 01:05:01,196 What are you laughing about? This is a serious matter. I have rights. 1065 01:05:01,354 --> 01:05:03,356 You americanos sneak into our country. 1066 01:05:03,690 --> 01:05:06,534 You bring drugs, you party. You sleep with our women. 1067 01:05:06,693 --> 01:05:09,116 I've never heard of an American sneaking into Mexico. 1068 01:05:09,279 --> 01:05:11,907 This would be an isolated incident. it's usually the reverse. 1069 01:05:13,032 --> 01:05:15,581 I'm getting tired of your cavalier attitude. 1070 01:05:15,743 --> 01:05:17,586 Well, I apologize. I'm sorry. 1071 01:05:17,871 --> 01:05:21,375 You attempted to transport drugs across an international border... 1072 01:05:21,875 --> 01:05:23,297 dude. 1073 01:05:23,877 --> 01:05:25,675 This is serious shit. 1074 01:06:04,918 --> 01:06:06,465 Okay, Daddy. 1075 01:06:07,378 --> 01:06:08,880 There. 1076 01:06:29,150 --> 01:06:30,697 Shit! 1077 01:06:40,453 --> 01:06:41,670 Son of a bitch! 1078 01:06:51,631 --> 01:06:53,133 Stop! 1079 01:06:57,512 --> 01:06:58,684 Help! 1080 01:07:04,310 --> 01:07:06,187 Oh, shoot. 1081 01:07:24,622 --> 01:07:27,125 - Pull over! - What the fuck? 1082 01:07:28,710 --> 01:07:30,303 Pull the car over! 1083 01:07:36,050 --> 01:07:38,098 Hold on, Sonny, it's about to get rough. 1084 01:07:45,518 --> 01:07:46,690 Oh, God. 1085 01:08:13,379 --> 01:08:14,926 Ethan? 1086 01:08:15,882 --> 01:08:17,054 Hollywood! 1087 01:08:33,399 --> 01:08:34,867 Oh, crud. 1088 01:08:40,073 --> 01:08:42,451 Peter? Peter, are you okay? 1089 01:08:51,084 --> 01:08:53,132 How many laws did we just break? 1090 01:08:53,294 --> 01:08:55,467 I don't know, 60? 1091 01:08:56,339 --> 01:08:58,091 I had no idea where I was going. 1092 01:08:58,257 --> 01:09:00,885 Then I see you. Remember, when we jackknifed together? 1093 01:09:01,052 --> 01:09:03,396 - But you didn't look like you. - We locked eyes. 1094 01:09:03,554 --> 01:09:06,398 - God, you looked crazy! - Yeah. Well, I'm in stealth mode. 1095 01:09:06,557 --> 01:09:09,777 - That's why I got the scarf on my head. - You were like a commando. 1096 01:09:09,936 --> 01:09:11,779 - You were a Comanche warrior. - Thanks. 1097 01:09:11,938 --> 01:09:13,940 - It was the greatest ever. - Thank you. 1098 01:09:14,107 --> 01:09:15,359 Don't move. Ready? 1099 01:09:15,942 --> 01:09:17,865 What? Oh. 1100 01:09:19,529 --> 01:09:21,372 That's your new headshot. Ha-ha-ha! 1101 01:09:22,490 --> 01:09:25,243 - Yeah. - How could it not be? 1102 01:09:25,451 --> 01:09:27,624 God, the pain is extraordinary. 1103 01:09:28,121 --> 01:09:30,670 - Will you e-mail that to me, please? - Yeah. 1104 01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:35,094 Okay. All right. Just not too much, Peter. 1105 01:09:35,753 --> 01:09:39,303 Rescue. A daring rescue. 1106 01:09:40,133 --> 01:09:42,101 - You came back for me. - Of course I did. 1107 01:09:42,260 --> 01:09:43,682 You're so brave. 1108 01:09:43,845 --> 01:09:46,519 I made you a promise. I told you I was gonna get you home. 1109 01:09:46,681 --> 01:09:48,433 I'm getting you home safe, okay? 1110 01:09:50,184 --> 01:09:51,481 - I'm gonna kiss you. - What? 1111 01:09:51,644 --> 01:09:53,146 - I'm gonna give you a smooch. - No. 1112 01:09:53,312 --> 01:09:54,484 - Come on, baby. - No way! 1113 01:09:54,647 --> 01:09:57,821 - Give me a little smooch. - Stop, Peter! I'm driving! Oh! 1114 01:09:58,484 --> 01:09:59,701 Sick! 1115 01:09:59,861 --> 01:10:01,113 You got it. 1116 01:10:01,279 --> 01:10:04,624 - Everything's up and down with you. - I owe you bigtime. 1117 01:10:04,782 --> 01:10:07,001 No way I'd see my kid if you hadn't done that. 1118 01:10:07,368 --> 01:10:08,995 There's no way. 1119 01:10:09,162 --> 01:10:11,005 I love you, dude. 1120 01:10:13,166 --> 01:10:15,009 I love you too, Peter. 1121 01:10:28,222 --> 01:10:29,849 Oh, dear. 1122 01:10:31,476 --> 01:10:34,355 Sweetheart, I am so sorry. 1123 01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:38,525 You know how I get. I've always been jealous. It's ... 1124 01:10:38,691 --> 01:10:41,365 You knew about that. I told you I ran into him there. 1125 01:10:41,527 --> 01:10:45,873 I know, and I know it has nothing to do with you. It's just my shit. It's my shit. 1126 01:10:46,032 --> 01:10:49,036 Just listen to me, okay? Don't say anything. Just listen to me. 1127 01:10:49,202 --> 01:10:52,206 I would never betray you, Peter, you know that. 1128 01:10:52,705 --> 01:10:54,799 We're a family now. 1129 01:10:55,374 --> 01:10:57,376 Nothing else matters. Do you understand? 1130 01:10:59,337 --> 01:11:02,591 - You're so right. - Can you just get home safely, please? 1131 01:11:03,090 --> 01:11:05,684 - I love you, baby. - I love you too. 1132 01:11:30,409 --> 01:11:31,911 Wake up. Ethan. 1133 01:11:32,745 --> 01:11:34,372 Check it out. 1134 01:11:52,223 --> 01:11:54,646 I'm telling you, I wouldn't make it up. 1135 01:11:54,809 --> 01:11:57,107 You sure? I could've sworn I read it was man-made. 1136 01:11:57,270 --> 01:12:00,444 Nope. Not correct. Very old. Formed over time. 1137 01:12:00,606 --> 01:12:03,234 Grand Canyon. Known fact. 1138 01:12:03,401 --> 01:12:06,075 Peter, I have a photogenic memory. I have recall for— 1139 01:12:06,237 --> 01:12:11,118 Ethan, I promise you. It's old. It's the Grand Canyon, it's not the Hoover Dam. 1140 01:12:11,284 --> 01:12:14,879 Well, I know it's not the Hoover Dam, that was built by the Pilgrims. 1141 01:12:15,329 --> 01:12:16,956 Also incorrect. 1142 01:12:17,248 --> 01:12:19,296 It's magnificent though. 1143 01:12:20,293 --> 01:12:23,888 - You didn't have to stop, you know. - That's okay. It's the perfect place. 1144 01:12:25,339 --> 01:12:27,341 Let's hit the road. I can do that any time. 1145 01:12:27,508 --> 01:12:30,261 We've got time. We don't have to be in L.A. till morning. 1146 01:12:30,428 --> 01:12:31,805 What are you doing? Relax. 1147 01:12:31,971 --> 01:12:35,020 We should just stick with the plan, you know? 1148 01:12:35,182 --> 01:12:37,605 But I thought this was part of the plan. 1149 01:12:38,811 --> 01:12:41,690 What am I missing, Ethan? 1150 01:12:41,856 --> 01:12:43,733 What's really going on? 1151 01:12:43,900 --> 01:12:46,779 When I said the Grand Canyon wasn't on the way, you said: 1152 01:12:46,944 --> 01:12:48,946 "Too bad, it would've been perfect." 1153 01:12:49,113 --> 01:12:51,332 When we passed the Mississippi River you said: 1154 01:12:51,490 --> 01:12:53,242 "Too bad, Dad loved titties and jazz." 1155 01:12:53,409 --> 01:12:57,664 I just— You know, we got stuff to do and I don't wanna step on it. 1156 01:12:57,830 --> 01:12:59,798 I know it's hard to say goodbye. 1157 01:13:00,333 --> 01:13:04,383 And I didn't know your dad, but from what you've told me he was a great father. 1158 01:13:04,879 --> 01:13:06,756 He was a cool guy. 1159 01:13:07,048 --> 01:13:09,597 I'm just saying. 1160 01:13:09,884 --> 01:13:11,886 I'm just suggesting. 1161 01:13:12,511 --> 01:13:14,354 If you got it in you... 1162 01:13:16,349 --> 01:13:18,568 he deserves a grand gesture. 1163 01:13:22,521 --> 01:13:24,114 Okay. 1164 01:13:35,326 --> 01:13:36,919 Come on, Sonny. 1165 01:13:40,498 --> 01:13:43,217 Come here, sweetheart. Yeah. 1166 01:13:59,558 --> 01:14:02,061 Dad, you were like a father to me. 1167 01:14:03,562 --> 01:14:05,109 And... 1168 01:14:08,067 --> 01:14:10,695 I don't know how I'm gonna make it without you. 1169 01:14:14,782 --> 01:14:20,084 But I know that you'll look after me from up there. 1170 01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:26,628 I'm gonna make you proud, Dad. 1171 01:14:27,253 --> 01:14:28,721 Okay. 1172 01:14:29,964 --> 01:14:31,591 I promise. 1173 01:14:34,093 --> 01:14:35,845 I love you. 1174 01:14:38,431 --> 01:14:40,274 Say hi to Mom. 1175 01:14:58,909 --> 01:15:00,502 Bye, Daddy. 1176 01:15:11,255 --> 01:15:14,475 He was a greet guy. You would've loved him. He was just like me. 1177 01:15:17,511 --> 01:15:19,058 Hey ... 1178 01:15:21,015 --> 01:15:26,488 There's something I've been wanting to tell you I feel pretty awful about. 1179 01:15:26,645 --> 01:15:29,899 I kind of want to get it off my chest. I ... 1180 01:15:33,652 --> 01:15:35,996 I ditched you at the rest stop in Louisiana. 1181 01:15:36,530 --> 01:15:39,534 - What? - I had no intention of coming back. 1182 01:15:40,326 --> 01:15:42,169 So wrong. 1183 01:15:42,995 --> 01:15:44,292 Why would you do that? 1184 01:15:44,455 --> 01:15:47,174 Because I'm a pig. I'm an asshole. I'm working on it. 1185 01:15:50,169 --> 01:15:53,013 Well, you know what? You came back with doughnuts. 1186 01:15:53,464 --> 01:15:55,933 I think that says more about you than leaving does. 1187 01:15:56,092 --> 01:15:57,514 So... 1188 01:15:58,219 --> 01:15:59,266 just— 1189 01:15:59,428 --> 01:16:01,180 You're something else. Thanks. 1190 01:16:06,060 --> 01:16:07,858 That's a load off. 1191 01:16:08,187 --> 01:16:11,942 Well, there's something I've been wanting to get off my chest too. 1192 01:16:12,108 --> 01:16:13,200 Shoot. 1193 01:16:15,528 --> 01:16:17,030 I'm not really 23 years old. 1194 01:16:19,490 --> 01:16:20,912 I know. 1195 01:16:21,534 --> 01:16:22,706 It's okay. 1196 01:16:24,203 --> 01:16:26,080 The other thing is... 1197 01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:29,542 Peter... 1198 01:16:31,168 --> 01:16:33,887 I have your wallet and I've had it this whole time. 1199 01:16:34,046 --> 01:16:35,514 What? 1200 01:16:36,674 --> 01:16:38,347 What are you talking about? 1201 01:16:40,845 --> 01:16:42,222 Peter... 1202 01:16:42,763 --> 01:16:44,515 okay, listen. 1203 01:16:45,599 --> 01:16:47,397 Why would you do that? 1204 01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:50,530 I saw it on the plane and I didn't wanna be alone. 1205 01:16:50,688 --> 01:16:53,532 I was feeling vulnerable because of my father's death. 1206 01:16:53,691 --> 01:16:57,696 And I just didn't wanna go across country by myself, you know? 1207 01:16:59,572 --> 01:17:01,119 - it's all here. - Yeah. 1208 01:17:01,282 --> 01:17:04,627 All my money, all my credit cards. Everything ... 1209 01:17:05,953 --> 01:17:07,580 Everything I needed. 1210 01:17:07,913 --> 01:17:09,631 This whole time. 1211 01:17:14,962 --> 01:17:17,715 - You're okay with it? - it's in the past. 1212 01:17:18,299 --> 01:17:19,926 What are you gonna do? 1213 01:17:23,470 --> 01:17:25,347 - Okay. - Okay. 1214 01:17:25,764 --> 01:17:28,233 - Thanks, Peter. - Yep. 1215 01:17:28,767 --> 01:17:31,145 Okay. Okay. Let's just hit the road then, right? 1216 01:17:31,312 --> 01:17:34,282 - You get Sonny, and I'll drive. - I'll grab him in a minute. 1217 01:17:34,440 --> 01:17:36,784 - After I fucking kill you! - OW! 1218 01:17:37,610 --> 01:17:39,954 You little thief prick. 1219 01:17:40,112 --> 01:17:41,955 Die, thief. You thief. 1220 01:17:42,448 --> 01:17:43,574 Calm down! 1221 01:17:44,909 --> 01:17:47,128 Peter, count to 10. it'll help. Aah! 1222 01:17:48,996 --> 01:17:51,590 The phone's ringing! 1223 01:17:58,005 --> 01:18:00,383 - Hello, dear. - Peter, it's happening. 1224 01:18:00,549 --> 01:18:02,847 - What? - You won't believe it. My water broke. 1225 01:18:04,053 --> 01:18:06,021 - How? - Where are you? 1226 01:18:06,555 --> 01:18:09,058 I'm at the Grand Canyon. I'll be there in a minute. 1227 01:18:09,225 --> 01:18:11,478 What? Did you just say the Grand Canyon? 1228 01:18:13,646 --> 01:18:14,989 Peter? 1229 01:18:15,898 --> 01:18:18,071 Mom? He's at the Grand Canyon. 1230 01:18:18,234 --> 01:18:19,986 Oh, my God. 1231 01:18:20,236 --> 01:18:22,238 - Who was it? - My wife has gone into labor. 1232 01:18:22,446 --> 01:18:25,825 - I thought we were having a C-section. - Get in the car. 1233 01:18:26,992 --> 01:18:29,916 You stepped on my Capezios. Okay, okay, okay! 1234 01:18:30,079 --> 01:18:31,581 Let's go! 1235 01:18:32,164 --> 01:18:34,166 Good God, you maniac. 1236 01:18:48,514 --> 01:18:52,189 Not gonna make it. That's great. I'm gonna miss the birth of my child. 1237 01:18:53,102 --> 01:18:54,194 We are gonna make it. 1238 01:18:54,353 --> 01:18:56,355 There's no "we." Don't say "we." 1239 01:19:00,526 --> 01:19:03,075 - Okay, look— No. Me first. - Please, can I—? 1240 01:19:03,237 --> 01:19:05,365 No. You can't. I told you I saw red. 1241 01:19:05,531 --> 01:19:08,455 I told you I was gonna put hands on you. I have a problem. 1242 01:19:09,118 --> 01:19:11,541 And I'm sorry you were the recipient of it. 1243 01:19:11,704 --> 01:19:13,377 But I warned you. 1244 01:19:14,248 --> 01:19:16,125 - I'm sorry. - Fine. 1245 01:19:16,292 --> 01:19:19,136 But in the future, when we're hanging out as buddies... 1246 01:19:19,295 --> 01:19:22,424 if we get into a fight, don't go for my face. 1247 01:19:22,589 --> 01:19:25,308 - That's how I make a living. Okay? - Okay. 1248 01:19:26,593 --> 01:19:28,015 Still bleeding. 1249 01:19:28,178 --> 01:19:31,102 Check the glove, there's probably a first-aid kit or something. 1250 01:19:32,433 --> 01:19:33,810 Clean yourself up. 1251 01:19:35,811 --> 01:19:36,903 Check this thing out. 1252 01:19:47,573 --> 01:19:49,075 Oh, shoot. 1253 01:19:55,914 --> 01:19:57,416 I can't believe I did that. 1254 01:19:58,417 --> 01:20:00,090 Sorry, Peter. I'm so sorry. 1255 01:20:01,795 --> 01:20:04,264 I didn't think it was loaded. Pull over. 1256 01:20:04,423 --> 01:20:06,346 - No, I wanna keep going. - No. Pull over. 1257 01:20:06,508 --> 01:20:07,851 - I don't want to. - Pull over. 1258 01:20:08,010 --> 01:20:10,433 No, it didn't happen, it didn't happen! Why'? 1259 01:20:10,596 --> 01:20:13,645 - I'm in shock! - It burns! 1260 01:20:15,017 --> 01:20:17,611 Pull over! Pull over! 1261 01:20:20,939 --> 01:20:23,943 Don't panic! Don't panic! Don't panic! 1262 01:20:38,123 --> 01:20:39,375 - Oh, no. - Yep. 1263 01:20:40,125 --> 01:20:41,126 It's right there, yep. 1264 01:20:41,502 --> 01:20:42,924 - I'm so sorry. - Don't worry. 1265 01:20:43,087 --> 01:20:45,181 We gotta stop the bleeding. I need your scarf. 1266 01:20:45,339 --> 01:20:48,684 - Turn around? - No. No, a tourniquet. A tourniquet. 1267 01:20:48,842 --> 01:20:50,310 What the fuck are you doing? 1268 01:20:50,469 --> 01:20:53,063 Turn around! Stay still. I got it. 1269 01:20:53,222 --> 01:20:57,068 You're fine. Right here. I need you to tie it. I only got one hand. 1270 01:20:57,226 --> 01:20:59,479 It's deep. We gotta get you to a hospital. 1271 01:20:59,645 --> 01:21:01,818 We're going to a hospital. We're gonna be fine. 1272 01:21:01,980 --> 01:21:03,323 Oh, God! What did I do? 1273 01:21:03,482 --> 01:21:06,656 - Stop freaking out. It's okay. - What did I do? What did I do? 1274 01:21:06,819 --> 01:21:10,869 Let's do a little acting exercise like we did at the rest stop in the bathroom, okay? 1275 01:21:11,073 --> 01:21:13,667 You're a sergeant, I'm just a grunt in your platoon... 1276 01:21:13,826 --> 01:21:18,047 but you promised me that you'd get me home to my high-school sweetheart. 1277 01:21:19,540 --> 01:21:21,008 Okay. 1278 01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:22,501 Action. 1279 01:21:27,089 --> 01:21:28,215 - Peter. - Yeah? 1280 01:21:28,382 --> 01:21:29,884 I puked on the wound. 1281 01:21:30,050 --> 01:21:31,677 I know. It's okay, buddy. 1282 01:21:31,927 --> 01:21:34,271 I need you to drive, but we gotta go. 1283 01:21:34,430 --> 01:21:35,898 Okay? 1284 01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:42,988 Come on. 1285 01:21:43,522 --> 01:21:47,197 Get in the back seat, private. What are you, a girl or something? 1286 01:21:47,359 --> 01:21:48,531 - Excellent. - Like that? 1287 01:21:48,694 --> 01:21:50,196 - Yeah, let's roll. - Yeah, okay. 1288 01:22:29,234 --> 01:22:31,202 - Figured it out yet? - Figured what out? 1289 01:22:31,361 --> 01:22:33,739 Your son's about to be born. What will you name him? 1290 01:22:33,906 --> 01:22:36,580 - I'll know it when I see him. - How about "Sonny"? 1291 01:22:36,742 --> 01:22:39,495 No. Not naming my son after a masturbating dog. 1292 01:22:39,661 --> 01:22:42,255 Don't listen to him, Sonny. He loves you. 1293 01:22:42,414 --> 01:22:44,257 Sonny, no! 1294 01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:46,628 Sonny. Sorry. 1295 01:22:47,252 --> 01:22:49,721 We're heading home! 1296 01:23:03,602 --> 01:23:04,945 I made it. 1297 01:23:05,103 --> 01:23:07,071 - Okay, come on. - I made it. 1298 01:23:10,359 --> 01:23:12,987 Oh, the monkey, the monkey, the monkey. 1299 01:23:14,947 --> 01:23:17,166 Sonny, we'll be right back, okay? 1300 01:23:17,533 --> 01:23:18,830 Got it. 1301 01:23:20,369 --> 01:23:21,621 Oh, fuck. 1302 01:23:21,787 --> 01:23:23,130 Thank you. 1303 01:23:25,374 --> 01:23:27,718 I have an expectant father and a gunshot victim. 1304 01:23:27,876 --> 01:23:30,595 I know where we're going. Right here. 1305 01:23:30,837 --> 01:23:32,555 Then we out left. 1306 01:23:33,799 --> 01:23:35,142 - Shoot. - What? 1307 01:23:35,300 --> 01:23:37,302 I forgot to crack a window for Sonny. 1308 01:23:37,469 --> 01:23:40,188 - The door's off the car, Ethan. - Right. Okay, good. 1309 01:23:40,347 --> 01:23:43,021 See? Together we think of everything. 1310 01:23:47,145 --> 01:23:49,193 Okay, here we go. 1311 01:23:52,317 --> 01:23:54,695 - Let's get you cleaned up. Right? - Great. Yeah. 1312 01:23:54,861 --> 01:23:56,704 Give me these guys. 1313 01:23:57,990 --> 01:23:59,913 It's all about to go down. 1314 01:24:00,075 --> 01:24:03,500 Give you a vest, cover up the blood. 1315 01:24:09,585 --> 01:24:12,680 Have I told you that I love your perm? 1316 01:24:13,171 --> 01:24:14,343 Thank you, Peter. 1317 01:24:14,506 --> 01:24:17,510 Look who's come around. 1318 01:24:17,676 --> 01:24:19,303 Sarah? 1319 01:24:19,469 --> 01:24:22,018 No, come on, come on. This way, this way. Here we go. 1320 01:24:22,180 --> 01:24:24,603 Ma'am. - Here we go. 1321 01:24:24,766 --> 01:24:27,110 Put your handcuffs in your pocket. Hide them. 1322 01:24:27,269 --> 01:24:29,192 - Here's the Rally Monkey. - Boom. 1323 01:24:30,314 --> 01:24:31,361 - Ohh! - Just keep pushing. 1324 01:24:32,024 --> 01:24:33,071 Sarah? 1325 01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:35,368 - Sarah? - Peter? 1326 01:24:35,527 --> 01:24:36,528 - You hear that? - Go! 1327 01:24:36,695 --> 01:24:39,198 - Peter! - Sarah! 1328 01:24:43,243 --> 01:24:45,621 Darryl. What the fuck? 1329 01:24:45,787 --> 01:24:48,210 - Whoa, whoa. Whoa, hey. - Who the hell is this guy? 1330 01:24:48,373 --> 01:24:49,920 You gotta go, man. You gotta go. 1331 01:24:50,083 --> 01:24:51,551 - Peter! - Peter, it's this way. 1332 01:24:51,710 --> 01:24:53,553 What the fuck? 1333 01:24:55,213 --> 01:24:57,215 Baby! Baby, you made it! 1334 01:24:57,883 --> 01:24:59,635 - Jesus, Peter, are you okay? - Baby? 1335 01:24:59,801 --> 01:25:01,895 No, I just lost a little blood. 1336 01:25:02,721 --> 01:25:05,224 - Ohh! Oh, my God! - Everybody relax. 1337 01:25:05,390 --> 01:25:07,392 Relax. We need to find a hospital, okay? 1338 01:25:07,559 --> 01:25:09,653 - Who are you? - My name is Ethan Tremblay. 1339 01:25:09,811 --> 01:25:12,405 - I'm your husband's best friend. - it's nice to meet you. 1340 01:25:12,564 --> 01:25:15,568 Nice to meet you too. Let's get that baby out of your vagina. 1341 01:25:15,734 --> 01:25:17,236 Okay. 1342 01:25:18,403 --> 01:25:19,655 - Breathe. - Ahh! 1343 01:25:23,909 --> 01:25:25,502 Look at the babies. 1344 01:25:25,786 --> 01:25:28,790 Look at that baby, right? 1345 01:25:30,499 --> 01:25:31,751 You see it? 1346 01:25:31,917 --> 01:25:33,919 - Hey. What do we got? - You little rascal. 1347 01:25:34,086 --> 01:25:35,588 - Look what you made. - Show me. 1348 01:25:37,047 --> 01:25:40,176 Ohh. He's really cute. 1349 01:25:40,592 --> 01:25:42,594 That's a handsome boy. 1350 01:25:42,761 --> 01:25:44,809 - It's a girl, actually. - Mm-mm. 1351 01:25:45,097 --> 01:25:46,269 - Yep. - No, the— 1352 01:25:46,431 --> 01:25:48,433 Dr. Greene says it happens all the time. 1353 01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:50,648 You know, ultrasounds aren't always reliable. 1354 01:25:50,811 --> 01:25:51,858 Right. 1355 01:25:52,020 --> 01:25:54,819 - Little Rosie. - Rosie? 1356 01:25:55,649 --> 01:25:58,994 Little Rosie Highman. Does that sound strange to you? 1357 01:25:59,152 --> 01:26:00,870 No, it's such a pretty name. 1358 01:26:01,029 --> 01:26:03,202 Sarah thought you'd be okay with it. 1359 01:26:03,365 --> 01:26:06,790 - When did you talk to Sarah? - Right after I cut the umbilical cord. 1360 01:26:06,952 --> 01:26:12,174 - You out it? - The tether of life from mother to child. 1361 01:26:12,332 --> 01:26:13,458 I got to cut that. 1362 01:26:13,625 --> 01:26:14,922 - No. - Yes. 1363 01:26:15,085 --> 01:26:16,132 - You? - I kept some. 1364 01:26:16,294 --> 01:26:18,638 I kept a little bit of it and put it in my wallet. 1365 01:26:19,297 --> 01:26:22,676 - it's good for sore ankles and stuff. - Wow. 1366 01:26:23,593 --> 01:26:26,893 Wow. Oh, my God. 1367 01:26:27,472 --> 01:26:29,895 Oh, my God. Ethan, I dreamt this. 1368 01:26:30,058 --> 01:26:32,982 - This is crazy. I had this strange dream... - Yeah? 1369 01:26:33,145 --> 01:26:34,488 that was today. 1370 01:26:34,646 --> 01:26:36,694 And there was a bear. 1371 01:26:37,524 --> 01:26:38,571 What? 1372 01:26:38,734 --> 01:26:40,486 - And the bear chewed the cord. - Mm-hm. 1373 01:26:40,652 --> 01:26:43,952 That's spot-on if you think about it. That's like a one in a ... 1374 01:26:44,114 --> 01:26:45,161 You know what I mean? 1375 01:26:45,323 --> 01:26:47,246 - I don't get it. What—? - Forget it. 1376 01:26:47,409 --> 01:26:49,332 It's— it's... 1377 01:26:50,746 --> 01:26:52,840 It's gotta be a good sign. 1378 01:26:58,044 --> 01:27:00,923 I guess I'll maybe leave you with your family... 1379 01:27:01,089 --> 01:27:03,433 and I got that meeting with that agent. 1380 01:27:03,592 --> 01:27:04,639 - it's Friday. - Yeah. 1381 01:27:04,801 --> 01:27:05,893 Yeah, good luck. 1382 01:27:06,261 --> 01:27:09,640 Oh, I wanted to give you this. 1383 01:27:10,724 --> 01:27:12,897 It has all of my information. 1384 01:27:13,059 --> 01:27:15,938 - Mm-hm. - In case you wanna get a soda. 1385 01:27:16,104 --> 01:27:18,027 - Or, you know, I could babysit. - Right. 1386 01:27:18,523 --> 01:27:20,867 I'll keep it handy. 1387 01:27:24,863 --> 01:27:27,912 We had a crazy few days. 1388 01:27:28,283 --> 01:27:29,580 That was nuts. 1389 01:27:29,743 --> 01:27:32,041 We should do it again. Go across country again. 1390 01:27:32,954 --> 01:27:34,206 Okay. 1391 01:27:34,581 --> 01:27:36,959 - Sure. - Call me tomorrow about it. 1392 01:27:37,209 --> 01:27:39,803 - If I don't— - Call me tomorrow about it. 1393 01:27:40,212 --> 01:27:42,635 I might e-mail you. Please don't take it personally. 1394 01:27:42,798 --> 01:27:43,970 No, no, e-mail's fine. 1395 01:27:46,885 --> 01:27:50,105 - Bye, Sonny. - Do you mind if Sonny and I take the truck? 1396 01:27:50,263 --> 01:27:51,731 Feel free. 1397 01:27:53,058 --> 01:27:55,811 - it's been a real pleasure, Peter. - Been a lot of things. 1398 01:28:02,567 --> 01:28:04,240 Thanks. 1399 01:28:11,993 --> 01:28:13,245 Hey. Ethan. 1400 01:28:16,122 --> 01:28:17,419 Welcome to Hollywood. 1401 01:28:17,582 --> 01:28:19,835 What? You want me to come back and talk to you? 1402 01:28:20,001 --> 01:28:22,095 I was just saying in the most general sense. 1403 01:28:22,420 --> 01:28:24,593 The city welcomes you. 1404 01:28:25,757 --> 01:28:28,010 Just make sure you call me tomorrow. 1405 01:28:29,386 --> 01:28:30,433 I'll call you. 1406 01:28:40,272 --> 01:28:41,524 Be right there. 1407 01:28:46,319 --> 01:28:47,366 Hello? 1408 01:28:49,322 --> 01:28:52,542 Oh, hey. I'm Stu, the tutor. Are you Jake? 1409 01:28:52,951 --> 01:28:54,328 No, I'm his father. 1410 01:28:54,619 --> 01:28:56,212 Oh. 1411 01:28:56,538 --> 01:28:58,506 I'm Stu, the tutor. 1412 01:28:58,790 --> 01:29:00,292 Right. 1413 01:29:01,459 --> 01:29:02,961 Have you been smoking pot? 1414 01:29:03,128 --> 01:29:05,176 No, sir. Not at all. 1415 01:29:06,298 --> 01:29:07,971 Perhaps you're smelling my cat. 1416 01:29:10,010 --> 01:29:12,138 - Your oat? - Yes, sir. He's an outdoor cat. 1417 01:29:12,304 --> 01:29:14,648 You know what, he's really funny. 1418 01:29:14,806 --> 01:29:17,855 Don't get crazy. I'm telling you, the show's funny. 1419 01:29:18,018 --> 01:29:20,396 Come on. You love him. You know you love him. 1420 01:29:20,562 --> 01:29:22,815 I survived him. There's e difference. 1421 01:29:22,981 --> 01:29:26,576 Um, uh, Charlie, this is Jake's tutor, Stu. 1422 01:29:26,735 --> 01:29:29,488 - Hey. - I'm not high, man, it's my cat. 1423 01:29:31,781 --> 01:29:33,158 Relax, Stu. We're not cops. 1424 01:29:33,325 --> 01:29:35,202 Oh, really? He sure looks like the heat. 1425 01:29:35,368 --> 01:29:38,542 Like clockwork. I told him we'd call him after we watched it. 1426 01:29:38,705 --> 01:29:40,378 He's excited. 1427 01:29:41,333 --> 01:29:43,927 If she says his name, I'll freak out. 1428 01:29:45,170 --> 01:29:46,262 Pita bread? 1429 01:29:46,671 --> 01:29:47,672 Hummus? 1430 01:29:48,506 --> 01:29:50,508 Again, no thank you. 1431 01:29:52,052 --> 01:29:54,020 You got any more pot? 1432 01:29:54,387 --> 01:29:56,890 Not for $9 an hour I don't. 1433 01:29:58,016 --> 01:30:00,189 I mean, I don't know what you're talking about.