1 00:01:39,215 --> 00:01:43,506 "Random thoughts for Valentine's Day, 2004. 2 00:01:45,256 --> 00:01:48,464 "Today is a holiday invented by greeting-card companies 3 00:01:49,298 --> 00:01:51,673 "to make people feel like crap. 4 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:57,297 "I ditched work today. 5 00:01:59,632 --> 00:02:01,880 "Took a train out to Montauk. 6 00:02:04,048 --> 00:02:05,755 "I don't know why. 7 00:02:07,507 --> 00:02:09,713 "I'm not an impulsive person. 8 00:02:17,340 --> 00:02:20,422 "I guess I just woke up in a funk this morning. 9 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:22,713 "I gotta get my car fixed." 10 00:02:23,382 --> 00:02:25,589 Hi, Cindy. It's Joel. 11 00:02:28,131 --> 00:02:30,672 Listen, I don't feel very well today. 12 00:02:31,756 --> 00:02:33,589 No, food poisoning, I think. 13 00:02:34,382 --> 00:02:36,964 "It's goddamn freezing on this beach. 14 00:02:37,382 --> 00:02:39,964 "Montauk in February. Brilliant, Joel. 15 00:02:42,714 --> 00:02:45,713 "Pages ripped out. Don't remember doing that. 16 00:02:48,881 --> 00:02:51,922 "It appears this is my first entry in two years. 17 00:03:01,131 --> 00:03:02,880 "Sand is overrated. 18 00:03:04,048 --> 00:03:06,214 "It's just tiny little rocks. 19 00:03:15,881 --> 00:03:18,339 "If only I could meet someone new. 20 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:21,255 "I guess my chances of that happening 21 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:22,880 "are somewhat diminished, 22 00:03:22,965 --> 00:03:26,713 "since I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know. 23 00:03:28,090 --> 00:03:32,381 "Maybe I should get back together with Naomi. She was nice. 24 00:03:33,465 --> 00:03:34,964 "Nice is good. 25 00:03:36,923 --> 00:03:38,422 "She loved me. 26 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:18,797 "Why do I fall in love with every woman I see 27 00:04:18,881 --> 00:04:21,588 "who shows me the least bit of attention?" 28 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:04,214 Hi. 29 00:05:04,965 --> 00:05:07,047 I'm sorry? I just said hi. 30 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:09,214 Hi, hello. 31 00:05:10,589 --> 00:05:12,381 Okay if I sit closer? 32 00:05:15,131 --> 00:05:16,713 How far are you going? 33 00:05:17,256 --> 00:05:18,838 Rockville Center. 34 00:05:18,923 --> 00:05:20,546 Get out. Me, too. 35 00:05:21,048 --> 00:05:22,005 Really? 36 00:05:22,090 --> 00:05:23,089 What are the odds? 37 00:05:25,923 --> 00:05:27,755 Listen, do I know you? 38 00:05:31,215 --> 00:05:32,922 Do you ever shop at Barnes and Noble? 39 00:05:33,006 --> 00:05:34,172 Sure. 40 00:05:34,256 --> 00:05:35,880 That's it! Yeah? 41 00:05:35,965 --> 00:05:37,463 I've seen you, man. 42 00:05:38,090 --> 00:05:41,797 Book slave there for five years now. 43 00:05:42,382 --> 00:05:43,422 Jesus! 44 00:05:43,506 --> 00:05:45,505 I would have thought I would remember you. 45 00:05:45,589 --> 00:05:47,422 It might be the hair. 46 00:05:47,506 --> 00:05:48,505 What might? 47 00:05:48,589 --> 00:05:50,422 It changes a lot, the color. 48 00:05:50,673 --> 00:05:52,922 That's why you might not recognize me. 49 00:05:53,090 --> 00:05:55,047 It's called Blue Ruin. Right. 50 00:05:55,131 --> 00:05:57,130 The color. Snappy name, huh? 51 00:05:57,215 --> 00:05:58,422 I like it. 52 00:06:01,714 --> 00:06:05,297 This company makes a whole line of colors with equally snappy names. 53 00:06:05,382 --> 00:06:08,964 You've got Red Menace, Yellow Fever, Green Revolution. 54 00:06:10,090 --> 00:06:12,339 That would be a job, coming up with those names. 55 00:06:12,423 --> 00:06:15,297 You think there could possibly be a job like that? 56 00:06:15,382 --> 00:06:19,130 I mean, how many hair colors could there be? 15 maybe? 57 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:21,505 Someone's got that job. 58 00:06:22,506 --> 00:06:25,130 Agent Orange. I came up with that one. 59 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:28,713 I apply my personality in a paste. 60 00:06:29,215 --> 00:06:31,047 I doubt that very much. 61 00:06:32,131 --> 00:06:36,214 Well, you don't know me, so you don't know, do you? 62 00:06:39,714 --> 00:06:43,339 I'm sorry. I was just trying to be nice. 63 00:06:45,048 --> 00:06:46,880 Yeah. I got it. 64 00:07:06,547 --> 00:07:08,339 My name's Clementine, by the way. 65 00:07:08,422 --> 00:07:09,588 I'm Joel. 66 00:07:10,090 --> 00:07:11,380 Hi, Joel. 67 00:07:12,714 --> 00:07:14,421 No jokes about my name. 68 00:07:14,506 --> 00:07:16,672 Oh, no. You wouldn't do that. 69 00:07:16,756 --> 00:07:18,463 You're trying to be nice. 70 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:21,505 I don't know any jokes about your name. 71 00:07:21,589 --> 00:07:23,255 Huckleberry Hound. 72 00:07:24,839 --> 00:07:26,713 I don't know what that means. 73 00:07:26,798 --> 00:07:29,463 Huckleberry Hound? What are you, nuts? 74 00:07:29,631 --> 00:07:31,380 It's been suggested. 75 00:07:31,631 --> 00:07:35,089 Oh, my darling, oh, my darling Oh, my darling Clementine 76 00:07:35,381 --> 00:07:39,922 You are lost and gone forever Dreadful sorry, Clementine 77 00:07:40,464 --> 00:07:41,463 No? 78 00:07:41,547 --> 00:07:42,922 I'm sorry. 79 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:45,838 It's a pretty name, though. It really is nice. 80 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:49,880 It means merciful, right? Clemency? 81 00:07:50,714 --> 00:07:52,338 Although it hardly fits. 82 00:07:52,422 --> 00:07:54,713 I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told. 83 00:07:54,798 --> 00:07:56,838 I wouldn't think that about you. 84 00:07:56,923 --> 00:07:59,130 Why wouldn't you think that about me? 85 00:07:59,714 --> 00:08:01,214 I don't know. 86 00:08:05,215 --> 00:08:06,797 You seem nice. 87 00:08:07,256 --> 00:08:08,880 Now I'm nice? 88 00:08:09,464 --> 00:08:12,130 Oh, God, don't you know any other adjectives? 89 00:08:12,215 --> 00:08:14,964 I don't need nice. I don't need myself to be it 90 00:08:15,048 --> 00:08:16,922 and I don't need anybody to be it at me. 91 00:08:17,006 --> 00:08:18,130 Okay. 92 00:08:24,297 --> 00:08:25,630 It's Joel, right? 93 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,005 Yes. 94 00:08:29,547 --> 00:08:31,338 I'm sorry I yelled at you. 95 00:08:32,090 --> 00:08:34,463 I'm a little out of sorts today. 96 00:08:44,297 --> 00:08:45,964 My embarrassing admission 97 00:08:46,048 --> 00:08:48,588 is I really like that you're nice right now. 98 00:08:50,381 --> 00:08:54,130 I can't tell from one moment to the next what I'm going to like, 99 00:08:54,215 --> 00:08:57,713 but right now I'm glad you are. 100 00:09:06,381 --> 00:09:09,380 I have some stuff that I probably should... 101 00:09:12,048 --> 00:09:14,630 I'm writing... I'm sorry. Okay. 102 00:09:14,714 --> 00:09:16,380 No. Sure. That's okay. 103 00:09:19,506 --> 00:09:21,338 Take care, then. 104 00:09:21,422 --> 00:09:22,546 Jesus. 105 00:09:38,173 --> 00:09:40,964 I could give you a ride if you need. 106 00:09:41,965 --> 00:09:43,047 It's cold. 107 00:09:43,714 --> 00:09:45,964 Yeah! Okay. It is frosty. 108 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,630 You're not a stalker or anything, right? 109 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:51,505 I'm not a stalker. You're the one that talked to me, remember? 110 00:09:51,589 --> 00:09:53,797 That is the oldest trick in the stalker book. 111 00:09:53,881 --> 00:09:56,338 Really? There's a stalker book? 112 00:09:59,214 --> 00:10:00,964 I've got to read that one. 113 00:10:06,048 --> 00:10:08,838 Look, I'm sorry if I came off sort of nutso. 114 00:10:09,422 --> 00:10:10,713 I'm not really. 115 00:10:10,798 --> 00:10:13,964 That's okay. I didn't think you were. 116 00:10:20,339 --> 00:10:22,505 Do you want to have a drink? 117 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:25,172 I have lots of drinks, and I could... 118 00:10:27,839 --> 00:10:31,296 Never mind. Sorry, that was stupid. I'm embarrassed now. 119 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,005 Good night, Joel. 120 00:10:52,881 --> 00:10:54,505 Two Blue Ruins. 121 00:10:56,798 --> 00:10:57,797 Thank you. 122 00:10:57,881 --> 00:10:59,171 Drink up, young man. 123 00:11:00,214 --> 00:11:03,171 It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant. 124 00:11:06,881 --> 00:11:09,254 I'm just kidding! Come on. 125 00:11:16,006 --> 00:11:18,296 You're kind of close-mouthed, aren't you? 126 00:11:18,381 --> 00:11:19,546 I'm sorry. 127 00:11:21,297 --> 00:11:24,089 You know, my life isn't that interesting. 128 00:11:25,547 --> 00:11:27,964 I go to work, I come home. 129 00:11:29,214 --> 00:11:31,213 I don't know what to say. 130 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:34,047 You should read my journal. 131 00:11:34,756 --> 00:11:37,880 I mean, it's just blank. 132 00:11:38,422 --> 00:11:41,588 Really? Does that make you sad or anxious? 133 00:11:41,673 --> 00:11:45,129 I'm always anxious, thinking I'm not living my life to the fullest. 134 00:11:45,214 --> 00:11:47,129 Taking advantage of every possibility 135 00:11:47,214 --> 00:11:50,922 and making sure I'm not wasting one second of the little time I have. 136 00:11:51,006 --> 00:11:53,254 I think about that. Yeah? 137 00:11:58,006 --> 00:11:59,797 You're really nice. 138 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:03,005 God, I have to stop saying that. 139 00:12:05,172 --> 00:12:07,755 I'm gonna marry you. I know it. 140 00:12:10,547 --> 00:12:11,672 Okay. 141 00:12:16,673 --> 00:12:20,713 Joel, you should come up to the Charles with me sometime. 142 00:12:21,214 --> 00:12:23,047 It gets frozen this time of year. 143 00:12:23,130 --> 00:12:25,129 That sounds scary. Exactly. 144 00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:29,047 I'll pack a picnic, a night picnic. 145 00:12:29,631 --> 00:12:31,546 Night picnics are different. 146 00:12:33,297 --> 00:12:34,964 That sounds good. 147 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,129 But I should go now. 148 00:12:39,547 --> 00:12:40,797 You should stay. 149 00:12:40,881 --> 00:12:42,254 No, I really have... 150 00:12:43,297 --> 00:12:44,922 I have to get up so early and... 151 00:12:45,006 --> 00:12:46,797 I would like you to call me. 152 00:12:46,881 --> 00:12:49,296 Would you do that? I'd like it. 153 00:12:49,381 --> 00:12:50,380 Yes. 154 00:12:54,881 --> 00:12:57,922 Wish me a happy Valentine's Day when you call. 155 00:12:58,297 --> 00:12:59,672 That'd be nice. 156 00:13:40,756 --> 00:13:42,588 What took you so long? 157 00:13:42,673 --> 00:13:44,254 I just walked in. 158 00:13:45,756 --> 00:13:47,171 You miss me? 159 00:13:48,547 --> 00:13:50,046 Oddly enough, I do. 160 00:13:51,339 --> 00:13:54,254 You said "I do." I guess that means we're married. 161 00:13:54,464 --> 00:13:55,838 I guess so. 162 00:13:56,464 --> 00:13:58,963 Tomorrow night? Honeymoon on ice? 163 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,546 It's really solid this time of year. 164 00:14:02,506 --> 00:14:05,088 I don't know. Come on. 165 00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:14,755 It's so beautiful. 166 00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:17,421 Isn't it? 167 00:14:21,714 --> 00:14:23,088 Don't go too far. 168 00:14:25,839 --> 00:14:27,213 Are you okay? 169 00:14:31,714 --> 00:14:33,046 Oh, my ass! 170 00:14:35,464 --> 00:14:37,963 I think I should go back. Come on! 171 00:14:38,047 --> 00:14:39,546 But what if it breaks? 172 00:14:39,631 --> 00:14:42,004 "What if?" Do you really care right now? 173 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,505 Come here, please. 174 00:14:52,381 --> 00:14:54,755 Slidey-slidey. 175 00:14:55,214 --> 00:14:56,880 This looks good. 176 00:14:57,422 --> 00:14:58,797 Let me show you this one thing. 177 00:14:58,881 --> 00:15:00,713 What are you doing? 178 00:15:03,339 --> 00:15:04,546 Come on. 179 00:15:10,005 --> 00:15:11,880 Think I heard a crack. 180 00:15:12,381 --> 00:15:15,463 It's not going to crack. Or break. 181 00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:17,004 It's so thick. 182 00:15:19,547 --> 00:15:22,296 Show me which constellations you know. 183 00:15:25,047 --> 00:15:26,921 I don't know any. 184 00:15:28,798 --> 00:15:30,797 Show me which ones you know. 185 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:31,879 Okay. 186 00:15:38,214 --> 00:15:39,588 There's Osidius. 187 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:40,879 Where? 188 00:15:41,839 --> 00:15:43,463 Right there. See? 189 00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:46,046 A sort of a swoop and a cross. 190 00:15:46,714 --> 00:15:48,463 Osidius the Emphatic. 191 00:15:50,506 --> 00:15:51,963 You're full of shit, right? 192 00:15:52,047 --> 00:15:54,171 No. Osidius, right there. 193 00:15:54,714 --> 00:15:56,296 Swoop and a cross. 194 00:15:56,381 --> 00:15:58,213 Shut the fuck up! 195 00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:14,463 Cock-a-doodle-doo. 196 00:16:19,255 --> 00:16:22,088 Sorry to wake you, but we're here. 197 00:16:31,714 --> 00:16:34,046 Can I come over to your house, 198 00:16:35,214 --> 00:16:38,380 to sleep? I'm so tired. 199 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:42,713 Okay. Yeah, sure. 200 00:16:43,422 --> 00:16:45,213 Let me get my toothbrush. 201 00:17:08,005 --> 00:17:09,088 Yes? 202 00:17:09,838 --> 00:17:11,380 Can I help you? 203 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,546 What do you mean? 204 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,630 Can I help you with something? 205 00:17:17,589 --> 00:17:18,713 No. 206 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:21,505 What are you doing here? 207 00:17:21,589 --> 00:17:24,296 I'm not really sure what you're asking me. 208 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:28,546 Thanks. 209 00:19:16,838 --> 00:19:18,588 We're looking for 159. 210 00:19:18,672 --> 00:19:19,921 What number is that? 211 00:19:20,005 --> 00:19:21,380 I don't know what number that is. 212 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,921 Jesus Christ. You'd think they'd light the number 213 00:19:24,005 --> 00:19:25,338 or at least put a number on... 214 00:19:25,422 --> 00:19:26,754 Is that him? I think so. 215 00:19:26,838 --> 00:19:28,463 Yeah, that's him. 216 00:19:28,964 --> 00:19:30,254 That's him. 217 00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:47,213 Hey, Joel. Frank. 218 00:19:51,047 --> 00:19:52,213 Shit. 219 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:56,671 Jesus. The only Valentine's Day cards I get are from my mother. 220 00:19:56,755 --> 00:19:58,712 How pathetic is that? 221 00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:02,338 You're lucky you have Clementine. She is way cool. 222 00:20:02,713 --> 00:20:05,338 You got any big Valentine's Day plans with her? 223 00:20:09,297 --> 00:20:10,380 No. 224 00:20:10,506 --> 00:20:13,629 It's only a day away. Better make some reservations or something. 225 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,921 Don't want to end up at Mickey D's, right? 226 00:20:16,005 --> 00:20:17,338 McRomance! 227 00:20:17,506 --> 00:20:19,254 You want some fries with that shake? 228 00:20:19,339 --> 00:20:22,629 I have to go to sleep now, Frank. 229 00:20:23,547 --> 00:20:24,629 It's 8:30. 230 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,004 Patrick, stop it. 231 00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,545 Okay. 232 00:21:22,546 --> 00:21:24,463 Showtime at the Apollo. 233 00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:37,879 Quiet. 234 00:21:47,381 --> 00:21:49,004 Get it off your head. 235 00:21:51,713 --> 00:21:53,504 Hey, Joel. What's up? 236 00:21:54,964 --> 00:21:56,296 Hi, Frank. 237 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:06,213 I only get Valentine's Day cards from my mom. How pathetic is that? 238 00:22:07,713 --> 00:22:10,213 You're lucky you have Clementine, Joel. 239 00:22:10,505 --> 00:22:13,879 You got any big Valentine's Day plans with her? 240 00:22:15,172 --> 00:22:16,213 No. 241 00:22:16,672 --> 00:22:20,213 It's only a day away. Better make a reservation somewhere. 242 00:22:20,838 --> 00:22:23,129 Don't want to end up at Mickey D's. 243 00:22:24,172 --> 00:22:25,837 Oh, no. Yes. 244 00:22:25,922 --> 00:22:29,380 Valentine's Day is three days away. I want it resolved. 245 00:22:29,713 --> 00:22:31,629 I'm willing to be the one to resolve it. 246 00:22:31,713 --> 00:22:34,712 So I call her, and she's changed her number. 247 00:22:35,089 --> 00:22:38,296 So I walked over to Antic Attic to get her something. 248 00:22:38,381 --> 00:22:42,004 I thought I'd go over to work, give her an early Valentine. 249 00:22:43,964 --> 00:22:45,837 And you won't believe it. 250 00:22:46,089 --> 00:22:49,545 She's there with this guy, 251 00:22:50,214 --> 00:22:52,088 this really young guy. 252 00:22:52,546 --> 00:22:56,046 And she looks at me like she doesn't even know who I am. 253 00:22:56,672 --> 00:22:57,712 Excuse me? 254 00:22:58,713 --> 00:23:00,296 Can I help you find something, sir? 255 00:23:04,297 --> 00:23:05,837 Hey, Clem-ato. 256 00:23:06,672 --> 00:23:09,712 Patrick! Baby boy! 257 00:23:13,089 --> 00:23:14,504 What are you doing here, baby? 258 00:23:14,588 --> 00:23:15,963 Just came to surprise you. 259 00:23:16,047 --> 00:23:18,545 Let me know if you need something, sir. 260 00:23:20,546 --> 00:23:21,671 How are you? 261 00:23:21,838 --> 00:23:24,213 Pretty good, pretty bored, pretty tired. 262 00:23:25,172 --> 00:23:27,545 I so want what's in your suit. Good. 263 00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,629 Why would she do that to me? 264 00:23:48,797 --> 00:23:50,545 Does anybody want a joint? 265 00:23:51,047 --> 00:23:53,545 God, Rob, give it a rest. 266 00:23:53,713 --> 00:23:56,296 God, she's punishing me. I know. 267 00:23:56,380 --> 00:23:58,462 For being honest. It's horrible. 268 00:23:58,546 --> 00:24:00,129 I should just go to her house. No. 269 00:24:00,214 --> 00:24:02,587 You don't want to go there, man. 270 00:24:02,672 --> 00:24:05,379 Get off me. It's too... Right. 271 00:24:05,797 --> 00:24:08,129 Yeah. I don't want to seem desperate. 272 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:10,671 Joel, why don't you just see this as a sign? 273 00:24:10,755 --> 00:24:13,129 Make a clean break. Right? 274 00:24:18,297 --> 00:24:19,629 All right, Joel. 275 00:24:19,713 --> 00:24:22,587 Look, man, seriously, here's the deal. 276 00:24:22,713 --> 00:24:25,420 Don't do that. Rob, what are you doing? 277 00:24:25,546 --> 00:24:27,587 What's your fucking suggestion? 278 00:24:27,672 --> 00:24:29,420 What's your brilliant, reasoned solution? 279 00:24:29,505 --> 00:24:31,129 You're making this about our shit now? 280 00:24:31,214 --> 00:24:32,504 This isn't about us. I agree. 281 00:24:32,588 --> 00:24:35,587 It's not about us. It's about Joel, who's an adult, okay? 282 00:24:35,672 --> 00:24:37,545 Not Mama Carrie's kid. 283 00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:42,046 Why don't you go do your laundry? 284 00:24:43,546 --> 00:24:45,587 That's great. That's good. 285 00:24:57,964 --> 00:24:59,046 Okay. 286 00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:07,337 What is it? I don't know. 287 00:25:07,421 --> 00:25:10,004 It's some place that does a thing. 288 00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:24,545 Good morning. Lacuna. 289 00:25:25,505 --> 00:25:28,879 No, I'm sorry. That offer expired after the New Year. 290 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:33,879 Yeah, sure. We can fit you in... 291 00:25:34,255 --> 00:25:35,504 How about on the 5th? 292 00:25:36,672 --> 00:25:38,213 That's a Wednesday. 293 00:25:38,296 --> 00:25:41,004 All right, great. Could you spell that, please? 294 00:25:41,380 --> 00:25:44,046 Okay, and we'll need a daytime phone number. 295 00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:47,921 Great. Have a nice day. See you then. 296 00:25:48,546 --> 00:25:50,046 May I help you? 297 00:25:50,296 --> 00:25:52,420 I'm Joel Barish. Excuse me? 298 00:25:53,338 --> 00:25:55,337 I'm Joel Barish. 299 00:25:55,421 --> 00:25:57,253 I have an appointment with Doctor... 300 00:25:57,338 --> 00:26:00,671 Mierzwiak. Here, can you please fill this out? 301 00:26:00,755 --> 00:26:01,963 I just want to talk to him. 302 00:26:02,047 --> 00:26:03,796 You still need to fill the form out, sir. 303 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,587 All right. Thank you. 304 00:26:08,130 --> 00:26:09,587 I don't have a pen. 305 00:26:09,672 --> 00:26:11,253 There's a pen right there. 306 00:26:12,838 --> 00:26:14,462 Good morning. Lacuna. 307 00:26:14,713 --> 00:26:16,837 Yeah, that offer, that's done now. 308 00:26:16,922 --> 00:26:18,712 That expired after the New Year. 309 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,295 Mr. Barish? 310 00:26:23,130 --> 00:26:24,796 How are we today? 311 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,171 Not too good, actually. 312 00:26:27,463 --> 00:26:29,046 Oh, my God! Stan! 313 00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:30,712 Sorry, I was just... 314 00:26:30,797 --> 00:26:31,963 I'm working. 315 00:26:35,254 --> 00:26:37,295 Here, Doctor. Thank you. 316 00:26:38,505 --> 00:26:41,379 You should not have seen this. I apologize. 317 00:26:46,546 --> 00:26:48,796 This is a hoax, right? I mean, this is Clem's... 318 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,712 I assure you, no. No. 319 00:26:58,089 --> 00:27:00,337 There's no such thing as this. 320 00:27:01,296 --> 00:27:04,796 Look, our files are confidential, Mr. Barish, 321 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:06,879 so I can't show you evidence. 322 00:27:07,047 --> 00:27:08,462 Suffice it to say 323 00:27:08,546 --> 00:27:12,212 that Miss Kruczynski was not happy 324 00:27:13,005 --> 00:27:14,754 and she wanted to move on. 325 00:27:15,380 --> 00:27:17,671 DR. We provide that possibility. 326 00:27:21,505 --> 00:27:23,712 "We provide that possibility." 327 00:27:24,546 --> 00:27:26,170 What the hell is that? 328 00:27:26,546 --> 00:27:29,004 I'm the nicest guy she ever went out with. 329 00:27:29,089 --> 00:27:30,170 Fuck! 330 00:27:31,213 --> 00:27:33,796 Rob, give it a rest! 331 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,129 It's okay. It's all right. 332 00:27:35,213 --> 00:27:37,420 Carrie, I am making a birdhouse. 333 00:27:40,505 --> 00:27:43,629 What can I say? You know, Clementine's just like that. 334 00:27:43,713 --> 00:27:45,545 She's impulsive. 335 00:27:45,755 --> 00:27:48,879 She decided to erase you almost as a lark. 336 00:27:53,047 --> 00:27:54,295 A lark? 337 00:27:55,005 --> 00:27:58,212 Why did you do that? 338 00:28:01,713 --> 00:28:01,921 Don't. Wait. 339 00:28:01,922 --> 00:28:03,253 Don't. Wait. 340 00:28:03,338 --> 00:28:05,837 I'm sorry, Doctor, he just barged right in here. 341 00:28:05,922 --> 00:28:07,420 Okay. I want it done. 342 00:28:07,505 --> 00:28:09,963 I told him pre-Valentine's Day is our busy time... 343 00:28:10,047 --> 00:28:12,088 That's okay, Mary. 344 00:28:12,171 --> 00:28:13,420 But there are people waiting. 345 00:28:13,505 --> 00:28:16,004 Mr. Barish, if you'd like to come inside. 346 00:28:16,089 --> 00:28:18,295 If you'd take care of Mrs. Woo. Yes, of course. 347 00:28:18,380 --> 00:28:19,796 Goodbye, Mrs. Woo. 348 00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:29,837 The first thing we need you to do, Mr. Barish, 349 00:28:29,922 --> 00:28:33,712 is to go home and collect everything you own 350 00:28:33,797 --> 00:28:36,504 that has some association with Clementine. 351 00:28:37,630 --> 00:28:38,963 Anything. 352 00:28:41,254 --> 00:28:43,087 We'll use these items 353 00:28:43,171 --> 00:28:46,879 to create a map of Clementine in your brain, okay? 354 00:28:47,463 --> 00:28:51,087 We'll need photos, 355 00:28:51,546 --> 00:28:55,295 clothing, gifts, books she may have bought you, 356 00:28:55,463 --> 00:28:59,420 CDs you may have bought together, journal entries. 357 00:29:00,463 --> 00:29:02,545 We want to empty your home, 358 00:29:03,213 --> 00:29:05,879 we want to empty your life of Clementine. 359 00:29:06,546 --> 00:29:08,128 And after the mapping is done, 360 00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:11,545 our technicians will do the erasing in your home tonight. 361 00:29:11,755 --> 00:29:14,587 That way, when you awake in the morning, 362 00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:17,462 you'll find yourself in your own bed 363 00:29:17,672 --> 00:29:21,629 as if nothing had happened, a new life awaiting you. 364 00:29:26,380 --> 00:29:27,712 Wake up, buddy! 365 00:29:33,546 --> 00:29:35,504 I'm sorry, Mrs. Sobel. 366 00:29:35,797 --> 00:29:39,462 You can't have the procedure done three times in one month. 367 00:29:40,213 --> 00:29:41,796 It's just not our policy here. 368 00:29:42,046 --> 00:29:43,712 How are you today, Mr. Barish? 369 00:29:44,463 --> 00:29:46,379 Hello, I'm right here. 370 00:29:47,129 --> 00:29:49,796 I know it's an emergency. We'll do everything we can. 371 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,462 We can fit you in on March 1. 372 00:29:51,546 --> 00:29:54,379 Maybe you could talk to the doctor and... 373 00:29:55,213 --> 00:29:57,253 All right, so let's make an appointment. 374 00:29:57,338 --> 00:29:59,295 What day would you like to come in this week? 375 00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:02,462 Mr. Barish. He's really busy this afternoon. 376 00:30:03,380 --> 00:30:05,837 Maybe tomorrow would be better, around 12:15. 377 00:30:05,922 --> 00:30:07,045 Can you do that? 378 00:30:07,672 --> 00:30:11,003 February is very busy for us because of Valentine's Day. 379 00:30:17,797 --> 00:30:22,379 This is Stan Fink, one of our most experienced and skilled technicians. 380 00:30:24,338 --> 00:30:26,504 He'll be handling your case tonight. 381 00:30:26,588 --> 00:30:28,671 Great to meet you, Mr. Barish. 382 00:30:29,630 --> 00:30:31,420 My name is Joel Barish, 383 00:30:31,505 --> 00:30:35,087 and I'm here to erase Clementine Kruczynski. 384 00:30:36,296 --> 00:30:40,379 Very good. Now tell me about Clementine. 385 00:30:44,046 --> 00:30:47,253 I was living with this woman, Naomi, 386 00:30:49,171 --> 00:30:50,379 a couple years ago. 387 00:30:50,588 --> 00:30:52,504 And my friends, Rob and Carrie, 388 00:30:52,588 --> 00:30:54,337 invited us to this party at the beach. 389 00:30:54,421 --> 00:30:55,671 I don't like parties. 390 00:30:55,797 --> 00:30:58,629 Naomi couldn't go, but I went 391 00:30:59,254 --> 00:31:02,045 and I met Clementine. 392 00:31:04,254 --> 00:31:05,462 I'm sorry. 393 00:31:05,546 --> 00:31:08,712 We'll start with your most recent memories 394 00:31:08,797 --> 00:31:11,712 and work backwards from there, more or less. 395 00:31:12,463 --> 00:31:15,295 There's an emotional core to each of our memories, 396 00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:17,337 and when you eradicate that core, 397 00:31:17,463 --> 00:31:20,045 it starts its degradation process. 398 00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:22,212 By the time you wake up in the morning, 399 00:31:22,296 --> 00:31:26,295 all the memories we've targeted will have withered and disappeared. 400 00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:28,462 As in a dream upon waking. 401 00:31:29,004 --> 00:31:31,545 Is there any risk of brain damage? 402 00:31:33,046 --> 00:31:36,629 Technically speaking, the procedure is brain damage. 403 00:31:36,713 --> 00:31:39,837 But it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking. 404 00:31:40,546 --> 00:31:41,545 Nothing you'll miss. 405 00:31:43,505 --> 00:31:44,879 Comfortable? 406 00:31:45,463 --> 00:31:47,337 What we're doing here, Mr. Barish, 407 00:31:47,421 --> 00:31:50,045 is actually creating a map of your brain. 408 00:31:50,129 --> 00:31:51,962 DR. Okay, let's get started. 409 00:31:52,046 --> 00:31:54,337 If we want to get this procedure underway tonight, 410 00:31:54,421 --> 00:31:55,796 we have some work to do. 411 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,379 I want you to react to these objects, Mr. Barish, if you will. 412 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,629 There's a good story behind that... 413 00:32:04,713 --> 00:32:08,087 Actually, Mr. Barish, I'll get a much better emotional read-out 414 00:32:08,171 --> 00:32:12,003 if you refrain from any sort of verbal description of the items. 415 00:32:12,088 --> 00:32:14,003 Just please try to focus on the memories. 416 00:32:14,088 --> 00:32:15,420 I'm sorry. 417 00:32:18,338 --> 00:32:21,379 Healthy activity up there again. Healthy read-outs. 418 00:32:21,463 --> 00:32:22,837 Very good. 419 00:32:23,088 --> 00:32:24,712 Here's another object. 420 00:32:25,338 --> 00:32:26,671 Next item. 421 00:32:30,546 --> 00:32:32,212 Potato head. 422 00:32:32,296 --> 00:32:33,545 Next item. 423 00:32:36,129 --> 00:32:38,003 Just focus on the memories. 424 00:32:38,088 --> 00:32:40,462 Patrick, do me a favor. 425 00:32:41,421 --> 00:32:43,962 Patrick, do me a favor, will you? 426 00:32:44,046 --> 00:32:47,962 Can you check the voltage regulator? What have we got there? 427 00:32:48,046 --> 00:32:50,212 Voltage looks fine. Really? 428 00:32:50,338 --> 00:32:53,045 I'm not wiping as clean as I like here. 429 00:32:58,213 --> 00:33:01,629 DR. Technically, the procedure is brain damage. 430 00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:04,295 But it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking. 431 00:33:04,380 --> 00:33:06,671 Check the connections, please. 432 00:33:08,963 --> 00:33:10,379 There you are. 433 00:33:16,338 --> 00:33:17,796 What am I... 434 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,545 I don't understand what I'm looking at. 435 00:33:20,630 --> 00:33:23,462 Why am I standing here... 436 00:33:23,546 --> 00:33:25,212 Oh, my God, déjà vu. 437 00:33:28,254 --> 00:33:30,504 This is so... We should get started. 438 00:33:30,588 --> 00:33:32,878 If we want to get the procedure underway tonight, 439 00:33:32,963 --> 00:33:34,420 we have some work to do. 440 00:33:34,505 --> 00:33:36,878 I'm in my head already, aren't I? 441 00:33:36,963 --> 00:33:38,295 I suppose so. 442 00:33:39,380 --> 00:33:41,003 This is about right. 443 00:33:41,254 --> 00:33:43,379 This is what it would look like. 444 00:33:46,004 --> 00:33:47,170 Very good. 445 00:33:47,796 --> 00:33:50,379 We'll dispose of these mementos when we're done here. 446 00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:51,962 That way you won't be confused later 447 00:33:52,046 --> 00:33:54,920 by their unexplainable presence in your home. 448 00:33:55,338 --> 00:33:57,045 There we go. Patrick? 449 00:33:59,046 --> 00:34:00,337 Patrick? 450 00:34:01,254 --> 00:34:02,545 Patrick? 451 00:34:03,754 --> 00:34:05,295 Why are there so many wires? 452 00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:07,545 Because we have a lot of equipment. 453 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:08,962 Does that help? 454 00:34:09,046 --> 00:34:11,753 Are you sure you set that thing up properly? 455 00:34:11,921 --> 00:34:13,920 How's that? How are you today, Mr. Barish? 456 00:34:14,004 --> 00:34:16,295 There we are, Mr. Barish. All right, that's better. 457 00:34:16,380 --> 00:34:17,504 I don't know if I like this. 458 00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:19,671 I think I might try this then. 459 00:34:19,754 --> 00:34:21,170 We're almost done now. 460 00:34:21,254 --> 00:34:23,671 Your journal. That'll be invaluable. 461 00:34:25,088 --> 00:34:28,462 "I met someone tonight. I don't know what to do. 462 00:34:28,546 --> 00:34:31,045 "Her name is Clementine and she's amazing." 463 00:34:32,088 --> 00:34:33,170 Jesus! 464 00:34:33,213 --> 00:34:36,045 What? Come on, careful! Step back! 465 00:34:36,713 --> 00:34:38,420 Just take it easy. 466 00:34:39,213 --> 00:34:40,671 It's fine. 467 00:34:40,754 --> 00:34:42,212 Let's not roach the guy. 468 00:34:46,546 --> 00:34:48,087 All right. We got that one. 469 00:34:48,171 --> 00:34:50,253 This place is sort of a dump, don't you think? 470 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:52,128 It's an apartment, Patrick. 471 00:34:54,213 --> 00:34:56,711 Well, not a dump then, but sort of plain. 472 00:34:57,004 --> 00:34:58,003 Uninspired. 473 00:34:58,712 --> 00:35:01,045 And there's sort of a stale smell. 474 00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:05,671 Can we just please get through this? 475 00:35:05,754 --> 00:35:07,504 We've got a long night ahead of us. 476 00:35:14,171 --> 00:35:16,504 This is the last time I saw you. 477 00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:33,629 It's 3:00. 478 00:35:34,046 --> 00:35:38,253 I kind of, sort of wrecked your car. 479 00:35:39,129 --> 00:35:41,836 Driving drunk. It's pathetic. 480 00:35:43,046 --> 00:35:45,295 I was a little tipsy. 481 00:35:45,712 --> 00:35:47,045 Don't call me pathetic! 482 00:35:47,129 --> 00:35:48,379 It is pathetic. 483 00:35:48,796 --> 00:35:50,337 It's fucking irresponsible. 484 00:35:50,421 --> 00:35:52,045 You could have killed somebody. 485 00:35:52,129 --> 00:35:55,462 Maybe you did kill somebody. Should we turn on the news and see? 486 00:35:55,546 --> 00:35:59,003 Should I check the grille to see if there's children or small animals? 487 00:35:59,088 --> 00:36:02,128 It's just a fucking dent. You're like an old lady or something. 488 00:36:02,213 --> 00:36:03,795 What are you like? 489 00:36:05,296 --> 00:36:08,003 A wino? A "wino"? Jesus. 490 00:36:08,213 --> 00:36:11,504 Are you from the '50s or something? A "wino"? 491 00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:14,462 Face it, Joely. 492 00:36:14,546 --> 00:36:18,379 You're freaked out because I was out late without you. 493 00:36:19,046 --> 00:36:21,379 And in your little, wormy brain, 494 00:36:21,588 --> 00:36:23,379 you're trying to figure out, 495 00:36:23,796 --> 00:36:26,087 "Did she fuck someone tonight?" 496 00:36:27,338 --> 00:36:30,878 Now, see, Clem, I assume you fucked someone tonight. 497 00:36:32,296 --> 00:36:34,753 Isn't that how you get people to like you? 498 00:36:45,588 --> 00:36:47,462 I'm sorry, okay? 499 00:36:47,921 --> 00:36:50,212 Clem, I didn't mean it, all right? 500 00:36:56,671 --> 00:36:59,045 Your keys. I won't need them anymore. 501 00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:04,878 I was just angry or annoyed or something. I don't know. 502 00:37:15,463 --> 00:37:16,711 Got it. 503 00:37:18,296 --> 00:37:20,003 Mary's coming over tonight. 504 00:37:21,380 --> 00:37:22,670 Just thought you'd want to know. 505 00:37:23,046 --> 00:37:24,295 I like Mary. 506 00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:27,087 I like when she comes to visit. I don't think she likes me. 507 00:37:27,171 --> 00:37:28,628 She likes you okay. 508 00:37:29,546 --> 00:37:32,295 So maybe I should invite my girlfriend over. 509 00:37:32,421 --> 00:37:33,420 I have a girlfriend now. 510 00:37:33,505 --> 00:37:34,962 Do whatever you want. 511 00:37:35,046 --> 00:37:36,544 Did I tell you... 512 00:37:42,463 --> 00:37:44,420 Did I tell you I have a new girlfriend? 513 00:37:44,505 --> 00:37:46,711 We gotta focus here, Patrick. 514 00:37:47,254 --> 00:37:48,795 The thing is, 515 00:37:48,879 --> 00:37:52,212 my situation is a little weird. 516 00:37:52,712 --> 00:37:54,420 My girlfriend situation. 517 00:37:54,671 --> 00:37:56,170 I'm sure it is. 518 00:37:57,129 --> 00:37:58,628 You've got to be... 519 00:38:24,712 --> 00:38:26,379 Clem, let me drive you home. 520 00:38:26,463 --> 00:38:28,295 Get out of my face, faggot! 521 00:38:30,088 --> 00:38:32,836 Look at it out here! It's all falling apart! 522 00:38:33,712 --> 00:38:35,503 I'm erasing you, and I'm happy! 523 00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:37,878 You did it to me first! 524 00:38:38,380 --> 00:38:41,670 I can't believe you did this to me! God damn it! 525 00:38:43,046 --> 00:38:44,420 Did you hear me? 526 00:38:45,296 --> 00:38:47,379 By morning you'll be gone! 527 00:38:48,004 --> 00:38:51,045 The perfect ending to this piece-of-shit story! 528 00:38:56,587 --> 00:38:59,503 Is there something wrong with a girl being attracted to me? 529 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:02,461 Is that a problem? No, I think it's funny. 530 00:39:03,129 --> 00:39:05,962 Who do you think's better-looking, me or this guy? 531 00:39:06,046 --> 00:39:07,878 Patrick, let's focus, buddy. 532 00:39:08,296 --> 00:39:10,795 Remember that girl we did last week? 533 00:39:10,879 --> 00:39:13,420 The one with the potatoes? 534 00:39:15,879 --> 00:39:17,128 That girl? 535 00:39:17,213 --> 00:39:18,795 Yeah, that's this guy's girl. 536 00:39:19,712 --> 00:39:21,461 Right, was. 537 00:39:22,754 --> 00:39:24,544 We took care of that. 538 00:39:27,296 --> 00:39:29,628 I kind of fell in love with her that night. 539 00:39:29,712 --> 00:39:32,295 What? You little fuck. 540 00:39:32,380 --> 00:39:33,379 What? 541 00:39:33,504 --> 00:39:35,544 She was unconscious, man. 542 00:39:35,879 --> 00:39:37,795 She was beautiful. 543 00:39:39,504 --> 00:39:42,045 I stole a pair of her panties, as well. 544 00:39:45,004 --> 00:39:46,212 Jesus! 545 00:39:46,296 --> 00:39:49,003 What? It's not like... I mean, they were clean and all. 546 00:39:49,088 --> 00:39:51,419 Don't tell me this. I don't want to hear this shit. 547 00:39:51,504 --> 00:39:54,128 They were clean. What? Don't. Stop. 548 00:39:54,213 --> 00:39:56,878 Okay, all right. We've got work to do. 549 00:39:57,420 --> 00:39:58,878 Hold my papers. 550 00:40:15,587 --> 00:40:17,045 There's more. 551 00:40:19,379 --> 00:40:24,586 After we did her, I kind of asked her out. 552 00:40:26,671 --> 00:40:28,253 What? 553 00:40:28,504 --> 00:40:29,503 Jesus. 554 00:40:35,796 --> 00:40:37,045 how unethical... 555 00:40:37,129 --> 00:40:39,878 It's not really that bad. 556 00:40:40,712 --> 00:40:43,128 Get that look off your face. What's wrong? 557 00:40:43,213 --> 00:40:45,962 Patrick, you stole a girl's panties. 558 00:40:58,213 --> 00:41:00,045 There's someone here. 559 00:41:01,712 --> 00:41:03,419 He stole your underwear. 560 00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:05,711 I don't see anyone. 561 00:41:24,545 --> 00:41:27,045 Joel, where are my boots? 562 00:41:27,504 --> 00:41:29,711 Now, why are you showing me poisons? 563 00:41:29,879 --> 00:41:31,711 Can't you understand English? 564 00:41:31,796 --> 00:41:34,087 Potions, I said. Potions. 565 00:41:40,963 --> 00:41:43,045 Love potion, please. 566 00:41:43,129 --> 00:41:46,544 I'm fucking crawling out of my skin! 567 00:41:49,254 --> 00:41:51,962 I should have left you at the flea market. 568 00:42:05,129 --> 00:42:06,544 Want to go? 569 00:42:07,712 --> 00:42:09,419 I want to have a baby. 570 00:42:10,879 --> 00:42:12,920 Let's talk about it later. 571 00:42:13,004 --> 00:42:15,544 No. I want to have a baby. 572 00:42:17,088 --> 00:42:19,170 I don't think we're ready. 573 00:42:20,088 --> 00:42:21,795 You're not ready. 574 00:42:23,004 --> 00:42:26,087 Clem, do you really think you could take care of a kid? 575 00:42:26,879 --> 00:42:28,087 What? 576 00:42:29,754 --> 00:42:31,252 I don't want to talk about it here. 577 00:42:31,337 --> 00:42:32,461 I can't hear you. 578 00:42:32,545 --> 00:42:34,795 I can never the fuck understand what you're saying. 579 00:42:34,879 --> 00:42:36,670 I said I don't want to talk about this! 580 00:42:36,754 --> 00:42:38,962 We're fucking gonna talk about it! 581 00:42:39,046 --> 00:42:42,419 You can't just say that and say you don't wanna talk about it. 582 00:42:42,504 --> 00:42:44,628 I'm sorry. I'd make a fucking good mother. 583 00:42:44,712 --> 00:42:46,128 I love children. 584 00:42:46,213 --> 00:42:49,670 I'm creative, I'm smart, and I'd make a fucking great mother! 585 00:42:49,754 --> 00:42:51,045 It's you, Joel. 586 00:42:51,129 --> 00:42:52,503 It's you who can't commit to anything. 587 00:42:52,587 --> 00:42:53,711 It's going. 588 00:42:53,796 --> 00:42:55,795 You've no idea how lucky you are I'm interested in you. 589 00:42:55,879 --> 00:42:59,212 I don't even know why I am. Maybe I should end it right here! 590 00:42:59,295 --> 00:43:03,128 Leave you at the flea market with the stupid costume jewelry! 591 00:43:03,213 --> 00:43:06,670 Maybe you can find a nice antique rocking chair to die in! 592 00:43:15,879 --> 00:43:18,128 Hi, Patrick. Hi, Mary, how's it going? 593 00:43:18,212 --> 00:43:19,836 Hey, you. It's freezing outside. 594 00:43:19,921 --> 00:43:21,128 Did you find us okay? 595 00:43:21,212 --> 00:43:22,211 Yeah. 596 00:43:27,129 --> 00:43:28,252 Hot. 597 00:43:30,129 --> 00:43:31,336 Poor guy. 598 00:43:34,379 --> 00:43:36,461 Don't you have anything real to drink? 599 00:43:36,545 --> 00:43:39,087 We haven't checked yet. 600 00:43:41,545 --> 00:43:43,252 Let me do the honors. 601 00:43:45,212 --> 00:43:46,670 Mary hates me. 602 00:43:47,129 --> 00:43:49,378 Never really had much luck with the ladies. 603 00:43:49,462 --> 00:43:52,003 Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties. 604 00:43:54,587 --> 00:43:56,045 There's more. No. 605 00:43:56,129 --> 00:43:57,378 Yes. No. 606 00:44:02,212 --> 00:44:04,294 You didn't want any, did you, Patrick? 607 00:44:04,379 --> 00:44:06,503 No, I don't know. That's okay. 608 00:44:06,712 --> 00:44:09,252 Wait. "Blessed are the forgetful, 609 00:44:09,337 --> 00:44:12,252 "for they get the better even of their blunders." 610 00:44:23,046 --> 00:44:24,419 That's Nietzsche. 611 00:44:24,629 --> 00:44:27,419 Beyond Good and Evil. I found it in my Bartlett's. 612 00:44:28,379 --> 00:44:30,336 What's your Bartlett's? 613 00:44:30,796 --> 00:44:32,294 It's a quote book, Patrick. 614 00:44:32,921 --> 00:44:34,503 It's a book of quotations. 615 00:44:34,587 --> 00:44:37,127 I think Howard will be in Bartlett's one day. 616 00:44:37,212 --> 00:44:38,920 Definitely. Howard is pure Bartlett's. 617 00:44:43,046 --> 00:44:44,753 Can you wake him up? 618 00:44:44,837 --> 00:44:46,127 You can't wake him up. 619 00:44:55,046 --> 00:44:57,336 You don't tell me things, Joel. 620 00:44:59,046 --> 00:45:00,836 I'm an open book. 621 00:45:02,379 --> 00:45:03,836 I tell you everything. 622 00:45:04,128 --> 00:45:07,045 Every damn embarrassing thing. 623 00:45:10,128 --> 00:45:11,878 You don't trust me. 624 00:45:12,379 --> 00:45:15,670 Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. 625 00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:20,045 I don't do that. 626 00:45:22,796 --> 00:45:24,670 I want to know you. 627 00:45:27,671 --> 00:45:30,628 I don't constantly talk. Jesus. 628 00:45:32,754 --> 00:45:35,378 People have to share things, Joel. 629 00:45:36,879 --> 00:45:38,836 That's what intimacy is. 630 00:45:39,629 --> 00:45:42,169 I'm really pissed that you said that to me. 631 00:45:42,253 --> 00:45:43,586 I'm sorry. 632 00:45:44,879 --> 00:45:47,211 My life just isn't that interesting. 633 00:45:48,046 --> 00:45:51,378 I wanna read some of those journals you're constantly scribbling in. 634 00:45:51,462 --> 00:45:56,003 What do you write if you don't have any thoughts or passions or love? 635 00:46:03,462 --> 00:46:07,378 "November 19, 2003. 636 00:46:08,212 --> 00:46:10,461 "Dinner at Kang's again. 637 00:46:13,004 --> 00:46:15,419 "Are we like those poor couples 638 00:46:16,504 --> 00:46:19,003 "you feel sorry for in restaurants? 639 00:46:19,212 --> 00:46:21,211 "Are we the dining dead?" 640 00:46:21,921 --> 00:46:26,086 I can't stand the idea of us being a couple people think that about. 641 00:46:30,379 --> 00:46:31,836 I like that. 642 00:46:34,963 --> 00:46:36,586 How's the chicken? 643 00:46:37,253 --> 00:46:38,378 Good. 644 00:46:40,212 --> 00:46:42,544 More? No, thank you. 645 00:46:45,545 --> 00:46:48,211 She's going to be drunk and stupid now. 646 00:46:48,837 --> 00:46:52,378 Would you do me a favor and clean the goddamn hair off the soap 647 00:46:52,462 --> 00:46:54,002 when you're done in the shower? 648 00:46:54,087 --> 00:46:55,795 It's really... Yeah. 649 00:46:56,128 --> 00:46:57,836 It's gross. Gross. 650 00:46:59,879 --> 00:47:02,628 I think it's just... Repulsive. 651 00:47:02,712 --> 00:47:04,336 It's repulsive. 652 00:47:10,295 --> 00:47:12,544 Patrick, can we get through this? 653 00:47:13,879 --> 00:47:15,294 Hey, Tangerine. 654 00:47:16,921 --> 00:47:18,544 Patrick, it's you. 655 00:47:19,754 --> 00:47:21,920 I'm so miserable right now. 656 00:47:22,712 --> 00:47:24,127 Why? What's wrong? 657 00:47:24,212 --> 00:47:27,461 I don't know. I'm just confused about everything. 658 00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:29,711 Confused? 659 00:47:29,921 --> 00:47:32,878 What are you confused about? Everything's fine. 660 00:47:41,170 --> 00:47:42,211 Do you love me? 661 00:47:42,295 --> 00:47:43,670 Of course I do. 662 00:47:43,754 --> 00:47:45,586 Where's the self-help section? 663 00:47:46,587 --> 00:47:48,127 Do you think I'm ugly? 664 00:47:48,212 --> 00:47:49,920 No. You're beautiful. 665 00:47:50,545 --> 00:47:53,878 Maybe I should come over. No. I don't know. 666 00:47:54,170 --> 00:47:56,044 I'm a mess, Patrick. 667 00:47:57,462 --> 00:47:59,711 Just let me come over. I'll cheer you up. 668 00:47:59,796 --> 00:48:00,919 Okay. 669 00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:04,211 Can I leave for a while? My girlfriend's really upset. 670 00:48:05,045 --> 00:48:07,628 We're right in the middle of erasing this poor man's... 671 00:48:07,712 --> 00:48:10,127 Let him go, Stan. I'll help. 672 00:48:11,712 --> 00:48:13,336 See? How hard can it be? 673 00:48:13,420 --> 00:48:15,044 She hates me. She wants me to go. 674 00:48:15,128 --> 00:48:16,294 Go. 675 00:48:17,462 --> 00:48:19,878 All right. I'll be right over, Tangerine. 676 00:48:19,962 --> 00:48:21,378 You like? 677 00:48:25,379 --> 00:48:27,461 I matched my sweatshirt exactly. 678 00:48:27,545 --> 00:48:28,795 I like it. You do? 679 00:48:28,879 --> 00:48:30,628 You look like a tangerine. 680 00:48:31,462 --> 00:48:33,878 Clementine the tangerine. 681 00:48:34,420 --> 00:48:36,086 Juicy and seedless. 682 00:48:36,170 --> 00:48:37,252 I like that. 683 00:48:39,295 --> 00:48:41,294 I like tangerines. 684 00:48:42,212 --> 00:48:43,461 Can you see me doing ducks? 685 00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:44,586 Tangerine. 686 00:48:46,545 --> 00:48:48,127 How does he know to call you that? 687 00:48:48,212 --> 00:48:49,628 How did who know? 688 00:48:49,712 --> 00:48:52,294 Oh, my God. Clem? This is pretty cool. 689 00:48:52,379 --> 00:48:53,877 That's what they called themselves. 690 00:48:53,962 --> 00:48:56,544 The Clash, the only band that mattered. 691 00:48:56,629 --> 00:48:58,919 And they called themselves that for a reason. 692 00:48:59,003 --> 00:49:01,044 It's amazing, isn't it? Like social justice. 693 00:49:01,128 --> 00:49:02,670 Yeah, it's totally incredible. 694 00:49:02,754 --> 00:49:05,044 What Howard gives to the world. 695 00:49:06,712 --> 00:49:07,795 Yeah. 696 00:49:08,545 --> 00:49:10,544 To let people begin again. 697 00:49:12,796 --> 00:49:14,002 It's beautiful. 698 00:49:14,087 --> 00:49:17,461 You look at a baby, and it's so pure and so free 699 00:49:17,545 --> 00:49:19,836 and so clean. 700 00:49:20,337 --> 00:49:23,127 Adults are this mess of sadness 701 00:49:25,003 --> 00:49:26,544 and phobias. 702 00:49:26,712 --> 00:49:28,835 And Howard just makes it all go away. 703 00:49:42,712 --> 00:49:43,961 Baby, what's going on? 704 00:49:44,045 --> 00:49:45,795 I don't know. 705 00:49:45,878 --> 00:49:49,544 I'm lost, I'm scared, I feel like I'm disappearing. 706 00:49:49,836 --> 00:49:52,461 My skin's coming off! I'm getting old! 707 00:49:52,545 --> 00:49:53,795 Nothing makes any sense to me! 708 00:49:53,878 --> 00:49:55,211 You're not getting old. 709 00:49:55,295 --> 00:49:58,461 Nothing makes any sense. 710 00:49:58,587 --> 00:49:59,961 Tangerine. 711 00:50:03,337 --> 00:50:04,670 It's okay. 712 00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:07,586 Let's go out dancing. 713 00:50:08,087 --> 00:50:10,002 You want to go out to Montauk with me? 714 00:50:10,087 --> 00:50:11,336 Montauk? 715 00:50:11,420 --> 00:50:13,294 No, come up to Boston with me. 716 00:50:13,379 --> 00:50:15,169 Sure. We can go next weekend. 717 00:50:15,253 --> 00:50:18,794 No, now. I have to go now. 718 00:50:18,878 --> 00:50:20,877 I have to see the frozen Charles now. 719 00:50:25,045 --> 00:50:26,419 Hi, it's Joel. 720 00:50:28,379 --> 00:50:32,794 Leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you. 721 00:50:34,295 --> 00:50:36,461 Pick up. 722 00:50:41,962 --> 00:50:44,127 Hello? What's up? 723 00:50:44,545 --> 00:50:47,044 I got into a little situation with the old lady. 724 00:50:47,128 --> 00:50:50,169 Can you handle things tonight alone? I'm really sorry. 725 00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:52,961 Don't worry about it. I've got it under control. 726 00:50:53,045 --> 00:50:55,127 He's pretty much on auto-pilot now, anyway. 727 00:50:55,212 --> 00:50:56,794 Thanks. I owe you big-time. 728 00:50:56,878 --> 00:50:58,294 Dude, I got to go. 729 00:51:12,253 --> 00:51:14,877 "Look. You and me on the Charles River. 730 00:51:14,962 --> 00:51:17,919 "I could die right now, Clem. I'm just happy. 731 00:51:18,379 --> 00:51:21,628 "I've never felt that before. I'm exactly where I want..." 732 00:51:22,878 --> 00:51:24,544 I'm so excited. 733 00:51:24,629 --> 00:51:26,086 I'm excited, too. 734 00:51:26,170 --> 00:51:27,336 Cool. 735 00:51:30,711 --> 00:51:34,044 I got you this thing. 736 00:51:35,671 --> 00:51:38,670 Happy early Valentine's Day. Thank you. 737 00:51:42,337 --> 00:51:43,794 What is it? 738 00:51:43,878 --> 00:51:45,294 I don't know. Open it up. 739 00:51:53,087 --> 00:51:54,670 It's gorgeous. 740 00:51:54,753 --> 00:51:57,336 You like it? It's just my taste, really. 741 00:51:57,878 --> 00:52:01,752 God, I've never gone out with a guy who bought me jewelry I liked. 742 00:52:02,878 --> 00:52:04,169 Thank you. 743 00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:13,378 Let's go. Okay. 744 00:52:13,379 --> 00:52:13,419 Let's go. Okay. 745 00:52:13,711 --> 00:52:16,710 Joely? Yeah, Tangerine? 746 00:52:18,379 --> 00:52:19,710 Am I ugly? 747 00:52:22,379 --> 00:52:24,503 When I was a kid, I thought I was. 748 00:52:26,212 --> 00:52:28,628 Can't believe I'm crying already. 749 00:52:29,212 --> 00:52:30,877 Sometimes I think 750 00:52:30,962 --> 00:52:34,127 people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid. 751 00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,127 Like you don't matter. 752 00:52:39,504 --> 00:52:40,919 So, I'm eight, 753 00:52:41,003 --> 00:52:44,378 and I have these toys, these dolls. 754 00:52:45,337 --> 00:52:49,544 My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine. 755 00:52:50,504 --> 00:52:52,378 And I keep yelling at her, 756 00:52:52,545 --> 00:52:55,294 "You can't be ugly. Be pretty." 757 00:52:56,587 --> 00:52:59,877 It's weird. Like if I can transform her, 758 00:53:01,753 --> 00:53:04,002 I would magically change, too. 759 00:53:09,545 --> 00:53:11,044 You're pretty. 760 00:53:12,878 --> 00:53:14,336 Don't ever leave me. 761 00:53:14,420 --> 00:53:15,710 You're pretty. 762 00:53:19,003 --> 00:53:22,169 Mierzwiak, please let me keep this memory. 763 00:53:22,253 --> 00:53:23,503 Just this one. 764 00:53:24,545 --> 00:53:26,961 I don't want to hold your hand. Come on. 765 00:53:30,878 --> 00:53:32,086 Stop it! 766 00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:36,544 I could die right now. 767 00:53:38,878 --> 00:53:43,044 I'm just so happy. 768 00:53:46,545 --> 00:53:48,669 I've never felt that before. 769 00:53:52,003 --> 00:53:53,710 I'm just exactly 770 00:53:56,795 --> 00:53:58,461 where I want to be. 771 00:54:08,087 --> 00:54:11,503 I want to call it off. I'll give you a sign. 772 00:54:17,295 --> 00:54:19,169 I want to call it off. 773 00:54:20,962 --> 00:54:25,252 Can you hear me? I don't want this anymore! I want to call it off! 774 00:54:32,379 --> 00:54:34,877 Is anybody there? 775 00:54:52,212 --> 00:54:54,294 What? We've got to go. 776 00:54:54,379 --> 00:54:57,419 Where? I have an idea of how to stop this. 777 00:54:57,503 --> 00:54:58,752 Stop what? 778 00:55:04,544 --> 00:55:06,461 Don't tickle me. No. 779 00:55:06,544 --> 00:55:08,378 Smell my pits! 780 00:55:09,379 --> 00:55:11,044 Concentrate, Clem. 781 00:55:12,212 --> 00:55:14,543 We have to get back to the office. Halloween. 782 00:55:14,628 --> 00:55:17,378 There was a tape recorder. No, not the picture. 783 00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:22,127 Back here. Come on. 784 00:55:22,836 --> 00:55:25,752 Look at me. I want to go there. 785 00:55:25,878 --> 00:55:30,294 DR. Our files are confidential, so I can't show you evidence. 786 00:55:30,878 --> 00:55:34,502 Suffice it to say that Miss Kruczynski 787 00:55:34,586 --> 00:55:38,044 was not happy and she wanted to move on. 788 00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:40,835 Tell me about... 789 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:44,002 Tell me everything you remember. That's what he said. 790 00:55:44,087 --> 00:55:46,044 What did we see that day? 791 00:55:46,128 --> 00:55:49,919 We're going to see my grandma. Shit! 792 00:55:50,337 --> 00:55:52,502 Joel, why... No. We're not going on a train. 793 00:55:52,586 --> 00:55:54,752 Joel, please. Don't make me run anymore. 794 00:55:54,836 --> 00:55:56,127 Come on. 795 00:55:56,212 --> 00:55:57,211 Mierzwiak! 796 00:55:58,461 --> 00:56:00,502 Do we always have to run? 797 00:56:11,212 --> 00:56:12,378 Please? 798 00:56:13,544 --> 00:56:18,169 Why don't we begin by you telling me everything you can remember... 799 00:56:18,253 --> 00:56:21,044 Mierzwiak, wake me up! 800 00:56:22,962 --> 00:56:27,127 I'm sorry, Mr. Barish, I thought you understood what was going on. 801 00:56:28,087 --> 00:56:31,794 You're erasing her from me. You're erasing me from her. 802 00:56:37,544 --> 00:56:40,669 You got this thing. I'm in my bed. I know it. 803 00:56:41,711 --> 00:56:43,044 I'm in my brain. 804 00:56:43,128 --> 00:56:46,460 I'm part of your imagination, too. 805 00:56:46,544 --> 00:56:49,418 How can I help you from there? 806 00:56:49,503 --> 00:56:52,378 I'm inside your head, too. I'm you. 807 00:56:55,379 --> 00:56:56,585 Sorry. 808 00:56:56,711 --> 00:56:58,252 Look, who's that? 809 00:56:58,753 --> 00:57:01,086 He works for us. 810 00:57:01,170 --> 00:57:05,543 That's Patrick, 811 00:57:05,795 --> 00:57:07,669 baby boy. 812 00:57:08,212 --> 00:57:11,877 He's stealing my identity. He stole my stuff. 813 00:57:13,419 --> 00:57:16,794 He's seducing my girlfriend with my words and my things. 814 00:57:16,878 --> 00:57:18,794 He stole her underwear. 815 00:57:19,586 --> 00:57:22,211 Jesus Christ. He stole her underwear. 816 00:57:23,503 --> 00:57:25,169 I could die right now, Clem. 817 00:57:25,711 --> 00:57:26,710 I'm just happy. 818 00:57:28,337 --> 00:57:30,044 I've never felt that before. 819 00:57:30,503 --> 00:57:32,127 I'm exactly where I want to be. 820 00:57:34,586 --> 00:57:36,252 I want to go home. 821 00:57:38,378 --> 00:57:39,502 What? 822 00:57:45,461 --> 00:57:46,835 Wait, Clem. 823 00:57:49,212 --> 00:57:51,877 Clem, they're erasing you. 824 00:57:53,253 --> 00:57:54,585 Over here! 825 00:57:55,295 --> 00:57:56,794 Clem, focus. 826 00:57:56,962 --> 00:57:59,794 I hired them, okay? I'm sorry. I'm so stupid. 827 00:57:59,878 --> 00:58:02,877 Sweetie, calm down. Enjoy the scenery. 828 00:58:03,087 --> 00:58:06,543 I need it to stop before I wake up and don't know you anymore. 829 00:58:09,878 --> 00:58:11,877 Just tell them to cancel it then. 830 00:58:12,503 --> 00:58:14,086 What the hell are you talking about? 831 00:58:14,253 --> 00:58:15,877 I can't just cancel it. I'm asleep. 832 00:58:16,711 --> 00:58:18,127 Wake yourself up! 833 00:58:18,212 --> 00:58:20,294 Okay, you want me to wake up? All right. 834 00:58:20,378 --> 00:58:22,752 Okay, here we go. Will it make you happy if I try? 835 00:58:22,836 --> 00:58:24,460 Yeah. I'll try really hard. 836 00:58:24,544 --> 00:58:27,002 Here we go. That was a great idea. 837 00:58:29,711 --> 00:58:31,919 That's working like gangbusters. 838 00:58:32,711 --> 00:58:35,044 Don't! That tickles me! 839 00:58:36,628 --> 00:58:39,169 What the hell is that? It's a birthmark! 840 00:58:42,378 --> 00:58:44,377 It did work, for a second. 841 00:58:45,711 --> 00:58:47,293 But I couldn't... See? 842 00:58:47,378 --> 00:58:48,919 I couldn't move. 843 00:58:50,087 --> 00:58:53,127 Isn't that just another one of Joel's self-fulfilling prophecies? 844 00:58:53,212 --> 00:58:55,752 It's more important to prove me wrong than to actually... 845 00:58:55,836 --> 00:58:58,752 I don't want to discuss this right now, okay? 846 00:58:58,836 --> 00:58:59,961 Fine. 847 00:59:02,128 --> 00:59:05,251 Then what? I'm listening. 848 00:59:05,378 --> 00:59:07,460 I don't know. You erased me. 849 00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:10,127 That's why I'm here and doing this. 850 00:59:10,252 --> 00:59:14,044 I'm sorry. You know me, I'm impulsive. 851 00:59:18,336 --> 00:59:20,543 That's what I love about you. 852 00:59:26,670 --> 00:59:29,211 I have another idea for this problem. 853 00:59:29,378 --> 00:59:31,127 This is a memory of me. 854 00:59:31,212 --> 00:59:33,627 The way you wanted to have sex on the couch 855 00:59:33,711 --> 00:59:36,086 after you look down at my crotch. 856 00:59:37,461 --> 00:59:39,585 The eraser guys are coming, 857 00:59:39,962 --> 00:59:42,002 so what if you take me somewhere else, 858 00:59:42,087 --> 00:59:43,794 somewhere where I don't belong, 859 00:59:44,212 --> 00:59:45,669 and we hide there till morning? 860 00:59:52,711 --> 00:59:54,961 I can't remember anything without you. 861 00:59:56,170 --> 00:59:58,877 That's very sweet, but try, okay? Okay. 862 01:00:07,503 --> 01:00:11,543 Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream 863 01:00:12,503 --> 01:00:16,127 Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Life is but a dream 864 01:00:24,878 --> 01:00:28,168 It's working. I'm a genius. 865 01:00:56,252 --> 01:00:57,877 Where did you go? 866 01:00:58,503 --> 01:01:00,460 I'm supposed to come, too! 867 01:01:00,544 --> 01:01:02,086 I'm just gonna go get a salad bowl. 868 01:01:02,169 --> 01:01:03,877 Can you stir the soup and keep an eye on Joel? 869 01:01:03,962 --> 01:01:05,502 He likes to be near me. 870 01:01:05,586 --> 01:01:07,335 Absolutely. 871 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:11,502 It worked. My God, look at this. 872 01:01:12,378 --> 01:01:14,251 It worked! 873 01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:16,460 Look at this dress, man. 874 01:01:18,211 --> 01:01:19,418 I wish I could take it with me. 875 01:01:21,962 --> 01:01:24,086 Who am I? Mrs. Hamlyn. 876 01:01:24,211 --> 01:01:25,335 Right. Mrs. Hamlyn. 877 01:01:25,419 --> 01:01:28,086 I must be about four. Oh, my gosh. 878 01:01:28,503 --> 01:01:31,710 Found the salad bowl. I'm serving salad and string beans. 879 01:01:31,795 --> 01:01:34,627 Is he okay under there? Honey, are you all right? 880 01:01:34,711 --> 01:01:36,919 I feel like I could clean up all day. 881 01:01:37,003 --> 01:01:39,835 Would you hate me if I asked you to clean some string beans? 882 01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:43,044 No, not at all. God, I love this kitchen. 883 01:01:43,378 --> 01:01:45,044 Thank you so much. 884 01:01:45,461 --> 01:01:48,002 She's not looking at me. She's busy. 885 01:01:50,003 --> 01:01:53,210 No one ever looks at me. I want my mommy. 886 01:01:53,461 --> 01:01:54,961 Oh, baby Joel. 887 01:01:56,211 --> 01:01:58,210 Is every little peanut under there okay? 888 01:01:58,294 --> 01:01:59,585 He's fine. 889 01:01:59,670 --> 01:02:01,377 Do you have something to drink? 890 01:02:01,461 --> 01:02:03,919 How about a cocktail? I know it's not 5:00... 891 01:02:04,003 --> 01:02:05,126 I would die for a vodka. 892 01:02:05,211 --> 01:02:06,710 Let me check if I have that. 893 01:02:06,795 --> 01:02:08,543 Okay, I'm just going to wait right here. 894 01:02:08,628 --> 01:02:11,627 No, sweetie. Joely? 895 01:02:11,711 --> 01:02:14,877 Your mother wants me to mind you. Get back under the table. 896 01:02:14,962 --> 01:02:16,002 Ice cream. 897 01:02:16,086 --> 01:02:19,794 No, not until after you've had your dinner. 898 01:02:19,878 --> 01:02:23,460 Come on! Grow up. 899 01:02:23,586 --> 01:02:25,126 Don't leave me, Clem. Oh, my God. 900 01:02:25,211 --> 01:02:27,627 No, I'm right here. This is sort of warped. 901 01:02:27,711 --> 01:02:30,293 I'm scared. I want my mommy. 902 01:02:30,378 --> 01:02:33,543 Don't cry, baby Joel. It's okay. 903 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:39,752 Joel, stop it! I think it's working. We're hidden, Joel. Look! 904 01:02:40,211 --> 01:02:41,502 Honey, look. 905 01:02:42,544 --> 01:02:43,752 Wait there. 906 01:02:47,753 --> 01:02:51,126 My crotch is still here, just as you remembered it. 907 01:02:51,294 --> 01:02:52,251 Yuck. 908 01:02:52,252 --> 01:02:52,377 Yuck. 909 01:02:56,836 --> 01:02:59,085 It stopped. What? 910 01:03:00,211 --> 01:03:01,919 It stopped erasing. 911 01:03:02,336 --> 01:03:06,043 Oh, shit! This is terrible. 912 01:03:08,711 --> 01:03:10,835 He's off the map. 913 01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:14,377 Where? I don't know where. 914 01:03:14,711 --> 01:03:18,460 This is very bad news. Where are my glasses? 915 01:03:20,378 --> 01:03:24,377 Crap! What did we do? What do I do? 916 01:03:24,503 --> 01:03:26,961 What shall we do? I don't know what to do. 917 01:03:27,044 --> 01:03:30,293 What shall we do? I just said, I don't know. 918 01:03:30,378 --> 01:03:31,961 I'm sorry. What shall we do? 919 01:03:32,044 --> 01:03:35,251 I don't know. Mellow out. You're freaking me out. 920 01:03:35,336 --> 01:03:39,377 We have to do something. He could wake up all half-baked. 921 01:03:39,503 --> 01:03:43,710 Quiet. You're freaking me out. All gooey and half-baked. 922 01:03:44,670 --> 01:03:47,418 That sounds so good. I'm hungry. 923 01:03:47,586 --> 01:03:50,126 Oh, shit. What? 924 01:03:51,711 --> 01:03:53,251 We should call Howard. 925 01:03:53,336 --> 01:03:57,126 No way. No sir, man. This is my... I can handle this. 926 01:03:57,211 --> 01:03:59,085 You can't call Howard. 927 01:04:00,628 --> 01:04:02,460 There's no time to fuck around. 928 01:04:02,544 --> 01:04:04,794 I've got this under control. What are you talking about? 929 01:04:04,878 --> 01:04:06,001 Stop fucking around. 930 01:04:06,086 --> 01:04:07,251 Okay. I'll call Howard. 931 01:04:15,378 --> 01:04:16,418 Hello? 932 01:04:16,503 --> 01:04:20,835 Howard, it's Stan. I'm working on this guy down here. 933 01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:22,543 We've lost him for a moment, 934 01:04:23,378 --> 01:04:25,794 and I can't bring him back up. 935 01:04:25,878 --> 01:04:29,418 Okay, tell me what happened before he disappeared. 936 01:04:29,503 --> 01:04:32,794 I wasn't sure because I was away from the monitor for a minute, 937 01:04:32,878 --> 01:04:36,669 and I had it on auto-pilot because I had to pee. 938 01:04:36,753 --> 01:04:38,418 DR. Where was Patrick? 939 01:04:38,544 --> 01:04:41,085 He had to go home sick. 940 01:04:44,044 --> 01:04:45,126 What's the address? 941 01:04:45,211 --> 01:04:46,251 I know, I'm so sorry. 942 01:04:46,336 --> 01:04:47,502 That's okay. Come on. 943 01:04:47,586 --> 01:04:49,752 We're at 159 South Village. 944 01:04:50,086 --> 01:04:52,877 Apartment 1-E. Rockville Center. 945 01:04:53,002 --> 01:04:55,168 Mary, he's coming right now. 946 01:04:55,378 --> 01:04:56,377 I'm staying. 947 01:04:57,544 --> 01:04:59,543 Get your stuff, Mary. 948 01:05:00,044 --> 01:05:01,377 I think you should go. 949 01:05:01,711 --> 01:05:02,752 No. 950 01:05:06,378 --> 01:05:07,960 I am so stoned. 951 01:05:08,044 --> 01:05:11,126 Please, Mary, you have to go. 952 01:05:11,211 --> 01:05:14,585 Stop being stoned. I don't want him to see me stoned. 953 01:05:15,544 --> 01:05:19,627 You have no idea how much trouble I'll get into if Howard comes... 954 01:05:19,919 --> 01:05:22,794 Joel, stop. Look. 955 01:05:29,211 --> 01:05:33,210 I want her to pick me up. Weird how strong that desire is. 956 01:05:33,294 --> 01:05:36,460 Joel, look at me. You'll remember me in the morning, 957 01:05:36,544 --> 01:05:40,377 you'll come to me, you'll tell me about us, and we'll start over. 958 01:05:41,836 --> 01:05:44,918 Pat? I thought we could have a little cocktail. 959 01:05:45,002 --> 01:05:47,710 That Patrick guy, he's copying me. 960 01:05:47,795 --> 01:05:49,251 What Patrick guy? 961 01:05:49,419 --> 01:05:51,126 That guy. What? 962 01:05:51,211 --> 01:05:53,251 He's here, in my apartment. 963 01:05:53,336 --> 01:05:56,543 One of the eraser guys. He fell for you when they were doing you, 964 01:05:56,628 --> 01:06:00,585 and now he's introduced himself like he doesn't even know you, 965 01:06:00,961 --> 01:06:03,168 and you guys are dating. Really? 966 01:06:04,169 --> 01:06:05,293 Is he cute? 967 01:06:07,795 --> 01:06:09,918 There's nothing wrong with you. 968 01:06:10,002 --> 01:06:13,043 You're the most wonderful person I've ever met. 969 01:06:14,252 --> 01:06:17,210 You're kind, beautiful, 970 01:06:18,336 --> 01:06:22,627 smart, funny, and nice. 971 01:06:23,753 --> 01:06:24,794 What? 972 01:06:26,461 --> 01:06:28,043 Okay, all right. 973 01:06:32,753 --> 01:06:35,335 Move. Come on, let's go. Careful. 974 01:06:37,336 --> 01:06:39,043 I'm still stoned. 975 01:06:40,294 --> 01:06:43,085 Those eye drops you gave me didn't do shit. 976 01:06:47,835 --> 01:06:49,126 Be cool. 977 01:06:53,877 --> 01:06:55,710 Hello, Mary, what are you doing here? 978 01:06:55,794 --> 01:06:57,502 Hi, Howard. She was just here to help out. 979 01:06:57,586 --> 01:07:00,834 I wanted to understand as much about the procedure as possible. 980 01:07:01,044 --> 01:07:05,251 I think it's important for my job to understand the inner workings 981 01:07:05,336 --> 01:07:06,960 of the work that we do. 982 01:07:07,044 --> 01:07:10,335 Not that I do, but the work that is done 983 01:07:10,419 --> 01:07:12,293 by people where I also work. 984 01:07:12,378 --> 01:07:13,918 The work of my colleagues. 985 01:07:15,127 --> 01:07:18,918 Let's see if we can get to the bottom of this, shall we? 986 01:07:24,586 --> 01:07:25,627 That's odd. 987 01:07:25,711 --> 01:07:27,168 I already tried that. 988 01:07:27,252 --> 01:07:28,460 You tried going through the C-gate? 989 01:07:28,544 --> 01:07:30,377 Of course. 990 01:07:30,628 --> 01:07:32,669 I mean, yes. 991 01:07:37,336 --> 01:07:38,710 All right. 992 01:07:41,002 --> 01:07:43,377 You want to get linked up? Yeah. 993 01:07:45,503 --> 01:07:49,293 I ran the utility programs, and I had nothing there, 994 01:07:49,378 --> 01:07:52,834 so I checked all the memories against the printed logs. 995 01:07:52,961 --> 01:07:56,126 Here, Howard, I got you a chair. Thank you. 996 01:07:56,211 --> 01:07:58,377 There you go. You're welcome. 997 01:07:59,378 --> 01:08:00,876 All right. I've got it. 998 01:08:00,961 --> 01:08:03,710 I'll go through the entire memory, 999 01:08:04,044 --> 01:08:05,043 see if something comes up. 1000 01:08:12,503 --> 01:08:14,502 I love being bathed in the sink. 1001 01:08:14,794 --> 01:08:16,585 Such a feeling of security. 1002 01:08:17,628 --> 01:08:20,043 I've never seen you happier, baby Joel. 1003 01:08:20,961 --> 01:08:22,377 DR. There it is. 1004 01:08:22,670 --> 01:08:25,960 I don't understand why it's off the map like that. 1005 01:08:27,628 --> 01:08:29,502 What the heck was he doing there? 1006 01:08:38,752 --> 01:08:40,126 His eyes are open. 1007 01:08:42,710 --> 01:08:45,418 Has this happened before with him? No. 1008 01:08:46,461 --> 01:08:48,876 This is not good. 1009 01:08:52,252 --> 01:08:54,751 I'm going to have to give him this. 1010 01:09:18,544 --> 01:09:21,418 Can't you see I love you, Antoine? 1011 01:09:22,294 --> 01:09:24,043 DR. Okay, we're back in. 1012 01:09:26,336 --> 01:09:31,210 That was beautiful to watch, Howard, like a surgeon or a concert pianist. 1013 01:09:33,586 --> 01:09:35,210 Thank you, Mary. 1014 01:09:35,961 --> 01:09:39,210 Howard, you should get some sleep. I think I'll be fine now. 1015 01:09:39,294 --> 01:09:42,918 Can't you see I love you, Antoine? 1016 01:09:44,461 --> 01:09:47,168 Lucky me. Lay one on me. 1017 01:09:51,835 --> 01:09:55,043 Don't call me Antoine. My name is Wally. 1018 01:09:55,127 --> 01:09:58,585 Yes, I know, but how can a woman love a man with a name like Wally? 1019 01:09:59,794 --> 01:10:01,251 What was that? 1020 01:10:01,378 --> 01:10:03,960 My God, there's people coming out of your butt. 1021 01:10:04,044 --> 01:10:05,293 There is? 1022 01:10:07,710 --> 01:10:08,793 Got it. 1023 01:10:09,127 --> 01:10:13,001 Tangerine! Come on. We've got to go. 1024 01:10:13,086 --> 01:10:15,293 Go on. Please go. 1025 01:10:18,419 --> 01:10:20,543 You can run, but you can't hide. 1026 01:10:21,086 --> 01:10:22,460 Clem, come on! 1027 01:10:23,461 --> 01:10:24,460 There I am. 1028 01:10:26,419 --> 01:10:27,584 That truck. 1029 01:10:27,669 --> 01:10:30,377 Doc? Please! 1030 01:10:32,002 --> 01:10:36,751 Let's begin by you telling me everything you remember... 1031 01:10:37,710 --> 01:10:40,960 That's strange. He's in a memory that we've already erased. 1032 01:10:42,627 --> 01:10:45,960 At least we know where he is. He's back on track, right? 1033 01:10:46,294 --> 01:10:47,460 Come on, Clem. 1034 01:10:47,544 --> 01:10:50,251 He's developed some sort of resistance to the procedure. 1035 01:10:50,336 --> 01:10:52,168 I don't want to run anymore. 1036 01:10:52,710 --> 01:10:53,709 Shit. 1037 01:10:55,294 --> 01:10:56,502 Come on. 1038 01:10:56,585 --> 01:10:58,960 Hide me somewhere deeper, somewhere really buried. 1039 01:10:59,044 --> 01:11:01,709 Where? Hide me in your humiliation. 1040 01:11:02,794 --> 01:11:03,834 Humiliation. 1041 01:11:03,919 --> 01:11:05,793 Come on, you big baby. 1042 01:11:14,336 --> 01:11:15,377 No! 1043 01:11:16,710 --> 01:11:18,918 Bye, Howard. Wait. 1044 01:11:20,252 --> 01:11:21,876 He's disappeared again. 1045 01:11:22,044 --> 01:11:23,460 Oh, dear. 1046 01:11:25,127 --> 01:11:26,626 I'm so sorry, Howard. 1047 01:11:27,211 --> 01:11:28,584 Humiliation. 1048 01:11:34,919 --> 01:11:38,876 I don't like it, either. I'm trying to find horrible secret places to... 1049 01:11:38,961 --> 01:11:40,960 Honey, I have a surprise. 1050 01:11:42,502 --> 01:11:44,918 You know what? I'll just ask you in the morning. 1051 01:11:46,002 --> 01:11:47,001 Good night. 1052 01:11:51,044 --> 01:11:53,210 I'm sorry. Shut up. 1053 01:11:54,752 --> 01:11:55,960 Look. 1054 01:11:58,169 --> 01:12:01,210 Joel, look where we are. 1055 01:12:05,378 --> 01:12:06,626 This isn't good. 1056 01:12:06,710 --> 01:12:10,377 Then hide me somewhere really buried. 1057 01:12:11,461 --> 01:12:13,501 Hit it, Joel! 1058 01:12:13,585 --> 01:12:17,876 I can't, I've got to go home. I'll do it later! 1059 01:12:37,543 --> 01:12:39,293 He has a girlfriend. 1060 01:12:39,378 --> 01:12:43,335 Wait, what am I doing? Freddy, you don't scare me anymore. 1061 01:12:46,460 --> 01:12:48,793 Joely, get up. Come on, it's not worth it. 1062 01:12:48,877 --> 01:12:50,960 They're not worth it, Joel. 1063 01:12:52,336 --> 01:12:54,001 He's not listening! Come on. 1064 01:12:54,086 --> 01:12:55,501 Stupid! 1065 01:13:02,044 --> 01:13:03,793 I'm so ashamed. 1066 01:13:03,877 --> 01:13:08,459 It's okay. You were a little kid. Come on. 1067 01:13:08,669 --> 01:13:10,542 That's where I live, lived. 1068 01:13:10,794 --> 01:13:12,668 I wish I knew you when I was a kid. 1069 01:13:12,752 --> 01:13:15,210 Do you like my pink hat? Here, look, feel better. 1070 01:13:15,294 --> 01:13:17,584 You can really kill me this time. It's my turn. Go. 1071 01:13:17,669 --> 01:13:20,210 You're really going to die, though, okay? 1072 01:13:20,294 --> 01:13:21,626 One, two, three. 1073 01:13:21,710 --> 01:13:22,960 You're dead. 1074 01:13:24,543 --> 01:13:25,918 My mom. 1075 01:13:26,169 --> 01:13:29,293 It's okay, we're playing. It's not real. 1076 01:13:29,378 --> 01:13:30,542 He's killing me. 1077 01:13:30,627 --> 01:13:33,626 Are you dead yet? You're dead! 1078 01:13:35,127 --> 01:13:37,960 I think I got the hang of this. I still don't understand it, 1079 01:13:38,044 --> 01:13:40,043 but I'm finding him quickly enough. 1080 01:14:17,835 --> 01:14:19,293 Are you okay? 1081 01:14:23,377 --> 01:14:27,542 Oh, my God, that was terrible. Almost three seconds. 1082 01:14:28,044 --> 01:14:29,251 Let's do it one more time. 1083 01:14:29,377 --> 01:14:30,876 One more and then I get to go. 1084 01:14:45,460 --> 01:14:46,668 This is so cool! 1085 01:14:46,752 --> 01:14:48,584 Look out! 1086 01:14:52,669 --> 01:14:54,043 It's fluff. 1087 01:14:55,377 --> 01:14:56,793 Our house. 1088 01:15:02,044 --> 01:15:04,001 Wait, we've got to go. 1089 01:15:06,211 --> 01:15:07,751 Come on. 1090 01:15:15,669 --> 01:15:18,043 This is a really bad time for this. 1091 01:15:20,211 --> 01:15:22,085 I don't even know where we're going. 1092 01:15:22,169 --> 01:15:24,626 It's going to be fun. It's the best place. 1093 01:15:24,710 --> 01:15:27,501 No, this way. This way. Come on. 1094 01:15:28,377 --> 01:15:30,210 You're no help at all. 1095 01:15:32,169 --> 01:15:33,376 Come on. 1096 01:15:34,044 --> 01:15:35,834 Let go of me, Joel. 1097 01:15:49,211 --> 01:15:51,292 I like watching you work, Howard. 1098 01:15:55,752 --> 01:16:00,001 I guess I'll go out for some air, 1099 01:16:00,460 --> 01:16:01,876 if nobody minds. 1100 01:16:02,251 --> 01:16:05,626 It looks like you have everything under control here. 1101 01:16:05,919 --> 01:16:08,668 Yeah, that's fine. 1102 01:16:19,961 --> 01:16:22,085 Do you like quotes, Howard? 1103 01:16:23,710 --> 01:16:24,918 What do you mean? 1104 01:16:25,002 --> 01:16:27,168 Like famous quotes. 1105 01:16:28,127 --> 01:16:30,417 I find reading them inspirational, 1106 01:16:30,502 --> 01:16:35,376 and in my reading, I've come across some I thought you might like, too. 1107 01:16:36,418 --> 01:16:38,001 I'd love to hear some. 1108 01:16:38,086 --> 01:16:41,126 There's one that goes, "Blessed are the forgetful, 1109 01:16:41,210 --> 01:16:44,126 "for they get the better even of their blunders." 1110 01:16:44,210 --> 01:16:45,960 That's Nietzsche, right? Yeah. 1111 01:16:46,044 --> 01:16:48,334 I thought I could tell you something you didn't know. 1112 01:16:48,418 --> 01:16:52,376 No, it's a good quote. I'm happy we both know it. 1113 01:16:54,210 --> 01:16:55,751 There's this other one I like. 1114 01:16:55,835 --> 01:16:57,542 It's by Pope Alexander and it goes... 1115 01:16:58,293 --> 01:16:59,918 Alexander Pope? 1116 01:17:00,002 --> 01:17:01,876 Oh, yeah. Shit. 1117 01:17:02,502 --> 01:17:06,043 It's just that I told myself not to say "Pope Alexander" 1118 01:17:06,127 --> 01:17:08,668 and sound like a dope, and then I go ahead and say it. 1119 01:17:08,752 --> 01:17:11,709 It's no big deal. You're such a sweetheart. 1120 01:17:14,168 --> 01:17:17,793 The quote goes, "How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! 1121 01:17:19,293 --> 01:17:22,085 "The world forgetting by the world forgot 1122 01:17:23,168 --> 01:17:25,626 "Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! 1123 01:17:26,710 --> 01:17:30,459 "Each pray'r accepted and each wish resign'd" 1124 01:17:30,543 --> 01:17:34,960 I want to be a great, big, huge elephant. 1125 01:17:35,961 --> 01:17:38,209 With a huge trunk like that. 1126 01:17:42,543 --> 01:17:45,167 I haven't heard that one. It's lovely. 1127 01:17:45,543 --> 01:17:48,167 I just thought it would be appropriate, maybe. 1128 01:17:53,168 --> 01:17:55,501 I really admire the work you do. 1129 01:17:56,961 --> 01:17:58,167 I don't mean to be so familiar... 1130 01:17:58,251 --> 01:18:01,334 It's fine. I'm happy to hear... 1131 01:18:07,710 --> 01:18:09,085 I'm sorry. 1132 01:18:13,044 --> 01:18:15,584 I've loved you for a very long time. 1133 01:18:18,377 --> 01:18:20,043 I shouldn't have said that. 1134 01:18:20,126 --> 01:18:23,125 Mary, you're a wonderful girl. 1135 01:18:25,669 --> 01:18:28,376 But, you know, I have a wife and kids. 1136 01:18:34,085 --> 01:18:36,626 Mary, we can't do this. 1137 01:18:53,210 --> 01:18:55,417 Good morning, Mrs. Mierzwiak. 1138 01:19:05,044 --> 01:19:07,084 What? Who is it? DR. Oh, my God. 1139 01:19:20,877 --> 01:19:22,960 Thank you, Stan. Thanks a lot. 1140 01:19:28,377 --> 01:19:30,417 Hollis! 1141 01:19:33,877 --> 01:19:35,001 Wait. 1142 01:19:36,919 --> 01:19:38,376 I knew it, Howard. 1143 01:19:38,460 --> 01:19:40,834 It didn't start out like this. I came here to work. 1144 01:19:40,919 --> 01:19:43,125 This is a one-time mistake. 1145 01:19:43,210 --> 01:19:45,292 I'm a stupid girl with a crush. 1146 01:19:45,377 --> 01:19:47,709 I basically forced him into it. 1147 01:19:49,085 --> 01:19:51,542 Don't be a monster. Tell the girl. 1148 01:19:54,669 --> 01:19:56,125 Tell me what? 1149 01:19:56,710 --> 01:19:58,376 Oh, you poor kid. 1150 01:20:00,210 --> 01:20:03,292 You can have him. You did. 1151 01:20:14,293 --> 01:20:15,376 What? 1152 01:20:25,669 --> 01:20:27,334 We have a history. 1153 01:20:29,377 --> 01:20:32,459 I'm sorry. You wanted the procedure. 1154 01:20:34,460 --> 01:20:39,042 You wanted it done so you could get past... 1155 01:20:46,710 --> 01:20:51,167 I have to finish the work in there. It's almost morning. 1156 01:20:53,335 --> 01:20:56,793 We'll talk later, okay? 1157 01:21:15,335 --> 01:21:17,459 Let me give you a lift home. 1158 01:21:33,043 --> 01:21:36,501 Didn't figure you'd show your face around me again. 1159 01:21:37,377 --> 01:21:40,376 I thought you were humiliated. 1160 01:21:40,543 --> 01:21:42,292 You did run away, after all. 1161 01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:44,793 I just needed to see you. 1162 01:21:44,877 --> 01:21:45,959 Yeah? 1163 01:21:47,585 --> 01:21:49,250 I'd like to 1164 01:21:50,335 --> 01:21:52,125 take you out or something. 1165 01:21:53,543 --> 01:21:55,042 You're married. 1166 01:21:55,794 --> 01:21:58,000 Not yet. Not married. 1167 01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:00,668 No, I'm not married. 1168 01:22:00,835 --> 01:22:04,376 Look, I'm telling you right off the bat, I'm high maintenance, 1169 01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:08,125 so I'm not gonna tiptoe around your marriage 1170 01:22:08,210 --> 01:22:10,459 or whatever it is you've got going there. 1171 01:22:10,543 --> 01:22:13,376 If you want to be with me, you're with me. 1172 01:22:13,876 --> 01:22:14,959 Okay. 1173 01:22:15,669 --> 01:22:19,125 Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them 1174 01:22:19,210 --> 01:22:21,501 or I'm gonna make them alive. 1175 01:22:22,085 --> 01:22:25,626 I'm just a fucked-up girl who's looking for my own peace of mind. 1176 01:22:25,710 --> 01:22:27,084 Don't assign me yours. 1177 01:22:27,168 --> 01:22:29,459 I remember that speech really well. 1178 01:22:30,502 --> 01:22:32,042 I had you pegged, didn't I? 1179 01:22:32,126 --> 01:22:34,084 Had the whole human race pegged. 1180 01:22:34,835 --> 01:22:36,084 Probably. 1181 01:22:38,085 --> 01:22:40,209 I still thought you were going to save my life. 1182 01:22:40,543 --> 01:22:41,542 Even after that. 1183 01:22:43,794 --> 01:22:45,042 I know. 1184 01:22:47,960 --> 01:22:49,917 It would be different, 1185 01:22:51,377 --> 01:22:54,000 if we could just give it another go-round. 1186 01:22:57,627 --> 01:23:01,167 Remember me. Try your best. 1187 01:23:04,710 --> 01:23:06,167 Maybe we can. 1188 01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:40,709 DR. Just tell me what you remember, 1189 01:23:40,793 --> 01:23:42,417 and we'll take it from there. 1190 01:23:45,710 --> 01:23:47,751 I liked you immediately. 1191 01:23:48,627 --> 01:23:52,125 You didn't come on to me at all. I liked that. 1192 01:23:54,627 --> 01:23:57,125 I was so tongue-tied around you at first, 1193 01:23:57,210 --> 01:23:59,833 but I wanted you to think I was smart. 1194 01:24:01,293 --> 01:24:03,459 I couldn't wait to come to work. 1195 01:24:03,543 --> 01:24:08,042 I had these fantasies of us being married and having kids... 1196 01:24:10,627 --> 01:24:12,542 Howie, I can't do this. 1197 01:24:13,377 --> 01:24:15,459 We agreed it's for the best, Mary. 1198 01:24:15,543 --> 01:24:16,792 Yeah, I know. 1199 01:24:18,751 --> 01:24:20,042 Oh, God! 1200 01:24:20,502 --> 01:24:22,792 I'll take the bottom and you... 1201 01:24:22,876 --> 01:24:24,833 No, Joel, help me with that. 1202 01:24:24,918 --> 01:24:26,042 Will you get the cooler? 1203 01:24:26,126 --> 01:24:27,792 Honey, the cooler's pretty... 1204 01:24:27,876 --> 01:24:29,167 She can get it. 1205 01:24:30,001 --> 01:24:31,833 Let me get that. No, no, no. 1206 01:24:31,918 --> 01:24:32,959 Don't take anything. 1207 01:24:33,043 --> 01:24:34,167 I can take the plane. 1208 01:24:34,251 --> 01:24:36,584 Put the gate back up. 1209 01:24:39,876 --> 01:24:41,750 This is the day we met. 1210 01:24:42,001 --> 01:24:45,459 You were by the surf. I could just make you out in the distance. 1211 01:24:45,543 --> 01:24:48,125 I remember being drawn to you, even then. 1212 01:24:48,210 --> 01:24:50,376 I thought, "Wow, how odd! 1213 01:24:50,460 --> 01:24:52,459 "I'm drawn to someone's back." 1214 01:24:52,709 --> 01:24:54,792 You were in that orange sweatshirt 1215 01:24:54,876 --> 01:24:58,501 that I would come to know so well, and even hate, eventually. 1216 01:24:59,043 --> 01:25:03,125 But at the time I thought, "How cool, an orange sweatshirt." 1217 01:25:03,210 --> 01:25:04,542 Hi, there. 1218 01:25:06,793 --> 01:25:07,917 Hi. 1219 01:25:08,001 --> 01:25:11,708 I saw you sitting over here by yourself, 1220 01:25:13,001 --> 01:25:15,668 and I thought, "Thank God, 1221 01:25:15,876 --> 01:25:19,459 "someone normal who doesn't know how to interact at these things." 1222 01:25:21,043 --> 01:25:23,626 I don't ever know what to say. 1223 01:25:24,251 --> 01:25:25,792 I'm Clementine. 1224 01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:29,833 Can I borrow a piece of your chicken? 1225 01:25:30,709 --> 01:25:33,917 And then you just took it, without waiting for an answer. 1226 01:25:38,543 --> 01:25:42,292 It was so intimate, like we were already lovers. 1227 01:25:44,918 --> 01:25:46,209 I'm Joel. 1228 01:25:47,251 --> 01:25:51,000 Hi, Joel. So, no jokes about my name. 1229 01:25:52,709 --> 01:25:53,708 You mean, like 1230 01:25:53,793 --> 01:25:56,459 "Oh, my darlin', Clementine?" 1231 01:25:57,043 --> 01:25:59,501 Huckleberry Hound? That sort of thing? 1232 01:25:59,585 --> 01:26:01,792 Yeah, like that. 1233 01:26:01,876 --> 01:26:03,417 No, no jokes. 1234 01:26:03,793 --> 01:26:05,875 One of my favorite things when I was a kid 1235 01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:08,209 was my Huckleberry Hound doll. 1236 01:26:11,668 --> 01:26:13,875 I think your name is magical. 1237 01:26:16,876 --> 01:26:20,376 This is it, Joel. It's gonna be gone soon. 1238 01:26:23,293 --> 01:26:24,459 I know. 1239 01:26:25,876 --> 01:26:27,376 What do we do? 1240 01:26:30,335 --> 01:26:31,584 Enjoy it. 1241 01:26:49,210 --> 01:26:51,042 You married? No. 1242 01:26:51,293 --> 01:26:53,542 Let's move into this neighborhood! 1243 01:26:53,626 --> 01:26:56,167 I do sort of live with someone, though. 1244 01:26:56,709 --> 01:26:58,125 Male or female? 1245 01:26:58,210 --> 01:27:00,708 What? Female. 1246 01:27:04,460 --> 01:27:07,292 At least I'm not barking up the wrong tree. 1247 01:27:10,543 --> 01:27:12,459 Do you know these people? 1248 01:27:12,543 --> 01:27:14,042 No, of course not. Come on. 1249 01:27:16,460 --> 01:27:17,959 They might have a dog. 1250 01:27:18,043 --> 01:27:19,376 There's no dog. 1251 01:27:21,377 --> 01:27:23,376 What are you doing? 1252 01:27:23,460 --> 01:27:24,875 It's freezing out. 1253 01:27:25,834 --> 01:27:27,625 I don't believe this. 1254 01:27:39,834 --> 01:27:42,209 Come on, man. The water's fine. 1255 01:27:43,668 --> 01:27:46,376 Nobody's coming here tonight, believe me. 1256 01:27:50,876 --> 01:27:54,541 So, what's your girlfriend's name? 1257 01:27:55,709 --> 01:27:58,084 Naomi, but we're not really... 1258 01:27:59,377 --> 01:28:02,167 Whatever. So this is great. 1259 01:28:02,251 --> 01:28:07,125 Now I can look for candles, matches, and the liquor cabinet. 1260 01:28:07,335 --> 01:28:08,541 Oh, God. 1261 01:28:15,542 --> 01:28:16,667 I think we should go. 1262 01:28:16,751 --> 01:28:18,541 There's no phone line. 1263 01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:20,792 What? I think we should go. 1264 01:28:20,876 --> 01:28:24,541 Why? It's our house. Just for tonight. 1265 01:28:24,626 --> 01:28:27,750 We are David and Ruth Laskin. 1266 01:28:29,168 --> 01:28:30,959 Which one do you want to be? 1267 01:28:31,168 --> 01:28:34,250 I prefer to be Ruth, but I can be flexible. 1268 01:28:36,584 --> 01:28:38,042 What do you need? 1269 01:28:39,834 --> 01:28:41,000 Alcohol. 1270 01:28:43,001 --> 01:28:44,500 So, are you okay with wine? 1271 01:28:44,584 --> 01:28:45,708 I don't know. 1272 01:28:45,793 --> 01:28:47,417 Well, you choose the wine. 1273 01:28:47,501 --> 01:28:51,459 I'll go find the bedroom and slip into something more Ruth. 1274 01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:57,875 I'm Ruth-less at the moment. We really should go. 1275 01:29:00,210 --> 01:29:02,209 I've got to catch my ride. 1276 01:29:04,377 --> 01:29:05,833 So go. 1277 01:29:06,918 --> 01:29:10,875 I did. I thought maybe you were a nut. 1278 01:29:12,210 --> 01:29:13,917 But you were exciting. 1279 01:29:16,168 --> 01:29:17,917 I wish you'd stayed. 1280 01:29:18,001 --> 01:29:20,959 I wish I'd stayed, too. Now I wish I'd stayed. 1281 01:29:21,043 --> 01:29:23,376 I wish I'd done a lot of things. 1282 01:29:30,418 --> 01:29:33,209 I wish I'd stayed. I do. 1283 01:29:33,335 --> 01:29:35,792 I came back downstairs and you were gone. 1284 01:29:35,918 --> 01:29:38,667 I walked out the door. Why? 1285 01:29:38,751 --> 01:29:41,875 I don't know. I felt like a scared little kid. 1286 01:29:42,459 --> 01:29:44,209 It was above my head. 1287 01:29:45,001 --> 01:29:46,959 You were scared? Yeah. 1288 01:29:49,377 --> 01:29:51,667 I thought you knew that about me. 1289 01:29:52,293 --> 01:29:55,917 I ran back to the bonfire, trying to outrun my humiliation. 1290 01:29:57,001 --> 01:29:59,708 Was it something I said? Yeah. 1291 01:30:02,542 --> 01:30:06,376 You said "So go" with such disdain. 1292 01:30:07,709 --> 01:30:09,292 I'm sorry. 1293 01:30:09,377 --> 01:30:10,458 It's okay. 1294 01:30:18,709 --> 01:30:20,875 What if you stayed this time? 1295 01:30:23,417 --> 01:30:24,875 I walked out the door. 1296 01:30:26,501 --> 01:30:27,500 There's no memory left. 1297 01:30:28,043 --> 01:30:30,167 Come back and make up a goodbye. 1298 01:30:31,376 --> 01:30:32,708 Let's pretend we had one. 1299 01:30:44,293 --> 01:30:45,625 Bye, Joel. 1300 01:30:47,126 --> 01:30:48,541 I love you. 1301 01:30:49,085 --> 01:30:52,334 Meet me in Montauk. 1302 01:30:57,085 --> 01:31:00,000 I didn't crash the plane. The plane crashed. 1303 01:31:01,542 --> 01:31:05,458 You were operating the plane with the remote control, and it crashed. 1304 01:31:05,542 --> 01:31:07,250 It was fucking windy. Come on. 1305 01:31:07,334 --> 01:31:09,583 You're stoned and you're driving. 1306 01:31:09,668 --> 01:31:13,125 The pot balances it out and brings you back up. That's why I smoke it. 1307 01:31:13,210 --> 01:31:15,917 If I'm going to be drinking, then I'll smoke it. 1308 01:31:16,043 --> 01:31:20,875 It does. A medical test was done. It's proven on the Science Network. 1309 01:31:20,960 --> 01:31:22,625 Honey, just watch the road. 1310 01:31:22,709 --> 01:31:24,042 I can't see shit. 1311 01:31:26,001 --> 01:31:28,833 I saw you talking to a pretty girl. 1312 01:31:28,918 --> 01:31:30,000 She was nice. 1313 01:31:30,085 --> 01:31:31,959 Yeah, man, who was it? 1314 01:31:34,168 --> 01:31:37,250 She was just a girl. 1315 01:31:45,168 --> 01:31:46,250 Okay. 1316 01:32:23,334 --> 01:32:25,750 So I've got to drop the van off. 1317 01:32:26,043 --> 01:32:28,959 Thanks, Stan. We'll talk. 1318 01:33:55,793 --> 01:33:57,042 You've got all your stuff, I see. 1319 01:33:57,126 --> 01:33:58,166 That's right. 1320 01:33:58,250 --> 01:34:00,125 I take it you're not coming back. 1321 01:34:00,542 --> 01:34:02,583 I wouldn't come back if I was you. 1322 01:34:02,668 --> 01:34:04,875 Do you swear you didn't know? I swear. 1323 01:34:06,209 --> 01:34:07,750 So you didn't do the erasing? 1324 01:34:07,834 --> 01:34:09,500 Of course not. God, no. 1325 01:34:09,584 --> 01:34:12,208 And you never even suspected we were together? 1326 01:34:12,876 --> 01:34:14,291 Once, maybe. 1327 01:34:16,334 --> 01:34:19,541 I was coming back from a job, and you were at his car, 1328 01:34:19,751 --> 01:34:21,792 and I saw you two talking. 1329 01:34:22,334 --> 01:34:24,833 So I waved to you, and you giggled. 1330 01:34:25,542 --> 01:34:27,084 How did I look? 1331 01:34:29,459 --> 01:34:31,042 You looked happy. 1332 01:34:31,542 --> 01:34:34,042 Happy with a secret. 1333 01:34:35,459 --> 01:34:36,959 And after that? 1334 01:34:37,043 --> 01:34:39,333 I never saw you two together again like that, 1335 01:34:39,417 --> 01:34:43,000 so I just figured I was imagining things. 1336 01:35:09,209 --> 01:35:13,458 I really like you, Mary Svevo. You know that? 1337 01:35:25,001 --> 01:35:26,208 Thanks. 1338 01:36:01,167 --> 01:36:03,166 Let me get my toothbrush. 1339 01:36:18,001 --> 01:36:20,959 Where are you, Clem? I'm worried. 1340 01:36:21,042 --> 01:36:24,541 I feel like you're mad at me and I don't know what I did. 1341 01:36:25,709 --> 01:36:27,291 What did I do? 1342 01:36:27,376 --> 01:36:31,291 I love you so much. I'll do anything to make you happy. 1343 01:36:32,001 --> 01:36:35,291 Just tell me what you want me to do, and I'll do it. 1344 01:36:35,542 --> 01:36:39,291 I'm going to stop by this morning, just to make sure you're okay. 1345 01:36:54,876 --> 01:36:57,416 I had a really nice time last night. 1346 01:36:58,584 --> 01:36:59,708 Nice? 1347 01:36:59,876 --> 01:37:04,458 I had the best fucking night of my entire fucking life last night. 1348 01:37:04,876 --> 01:37:06,375 That's better. 1349 01:37:10,542 --> 01:37:11,833 This is weird. 1350 01:37:11,918 --> 01:37:14,375 "To all patients of Dr. Howard Mierzwiak. 1351 01:37:14,459 --> 01:37:15,792 "My name is Mary Svevo. 1352 01:37:15,876 --> 01:37:17,958 "We've met, but you don't remember me. 1353 01:37:18,042 --> 01:37:22,667 "I worked for a company you hired to have part of your memory erased. 1354 01:37:22,751 --> 01:37:25,583 "I've since decided that this is a horrible... 1355 01:37:25,709 --> 01:37:29,416 "To correct this, I'm sending everyone's file back to them." 1356 01:37:31,209 --> 01:37:33,583 My name is Clementine Kruczynski. 1357 01:37:33,876 --> 01:37:36,541 I'm here to erase Joel Barish. 1358 01:37:37,042 --> 01:37:39,249 What is this? I don't know. 1359 01:37:39,334 --> 01:37:40,458 He's boring. 1360 01:37:40,542 --> 01:37:43,375 Is that enough reason to erase someone? 1361 01:37:43,709 --> 01:37:48,083 I've been thinking how I was before and how I am now, and he changed me. 1362 01:37:48,167 --> 01:37:50,041 I feel like I'm always pissy now. 1363 01:37:50,125 --> 01:37:53,291 I don't like myself when I'm with him. I don't like myself anymore. 1364 01:37:53,376 --> 01:37:55,291 I can't stand to even look at him. 1365 01:37:55,376 --> 01:37:57,916 That pathetic, wimpy, apologetic smile. 1366 01:37:58,000 --> 01:37:59,958 That sort of wounded puppy shit. 1367 01:38:00,042 --> 01:38:02,083 What are you doing? I'm not doing anything. 1368 01:38:02,167 --> 01:38:04,291 The bloom is certainly off the rose at this point. 1369 01:38:04,376 --> 01:38:06,708 Are you screwing with me? No! 1370 01:38:06,876 --> 01:38:09,416 You are screwing with me. Joel, I'm not! 1371 01:38:09,501 --> 01:38:11,083 You clearly are! 1372 01:38:11,417 --> 01:38:13,958 Let's just take a minute and... 1373 01:38:42,875 --> 01:38:46,041 Patrick, get the fuck away from me! 1374 01:38:47,042 --> 01:38:49,792 Can we talk about it? No, get the fuck away! 1375 01:39:24,501 --> 01:39:28,249 Hey, Clementine. Nice to see you. 1376 01:39:35,376 --> 01:39:39,208 I mean, she's smart, I think, but not educated. 1377 01:39:39,709 --> 01:39:42,208 I couldn't talk to her about books. 1378 01:39:42,376 --> 01:39:44,999 She's more of a magazine-reading girl. 1379 01:39:45,668 --> 01:39:48,708 Her vocabulary leaves something to be desired. 1380 01:39:49,209 --> 01:39:51,708 The truth is, I was embarrassed in public, 1381 01:39:51,793 --> 01:39:55,416 Hi. Because she would pronounce "library,"li-berry." 1382 01:40:00,709 --> 01:40:02,041 Look what I found. 1383 01:40:02,125 --> 01:40:06,041 I think if there's a truly seductive quality about Clementine, 1384 01:40:06,125 --> 01:40:09,874 it's that her personality promises to take you out of the mundane. 1385 01:40:11,668 --> 01:40:13,832 Made me look skinny. 1386 01:40:13,917 --> 01:40:17,667 An amazing, burning meteorite will carry you to another world 1387 01:40:17,751 --> 01:40:19,667 where things are exciting. 1388 01:40:22,042 --> 01:40:26,249 But what you quickly learn is that it's really an elaborate ruse. 1389 01:40:26,875 --> 01:40:28,916 I'm sorry I yelled at you. 1390 01:40:30,209 --> 01:40:31,541 It's okay. 1391 01:40:36,501 --> 01:40:39,750 I really like you. I hate that I said mean things about you. 1392 01:40:39,833 --> 01:40:41,874 Let me turn this off, okay? 1393 01:40:42,709 --> 01:40:44,458 That's only fair. 1394 01:40:47,875 --> 01:40:51,124 The whole thing with the hair, it's all bullshit. 1395 01:40:51,209 --> 01:40:53,458 I really like your hair. 1396 01:40:53,542 --> 01:40:54,749 Thank you. 1397 01:40:55,209 --> 01:40:56,416 I do. 1398 01:40:59,792 --> 01:41:01,625 You want a drink or something? 1399 01:41:01,709 --> 01:41:03,375 Do you have any whiskey? 1400 01:41:04,959 --> 01:41:09,708 I didn't think her sex was motivated. 1401 01:41:10,042 --> 01:41:13,958 I saw it clearly the last night we were together. It wasn't sexy. 1402 01:41:14,042 --> 01:41:16,458 It was just sad. 1403 01:41:17,668 --> 01:41:19,791 Sorry, I thought there was more. 1404 01:41:19,917 --> 01:41:23,208 The only way Clem thinks she can get people to like her 1405 01:41:23,292 --> 01:41:24,999 is to fuck them. 1406 01:41:26,167 --> 01:41:30,083 Or at least dangle the possibility of getting fucked in front of them. 1407 01:41:30,167 --> 01:41:33,625 I think she's so desperate and insecure 1408 01:41:34,668 --> 01:41:37,874 that she'll sooner or later go around fucking everybody. 1409 01:41:37,959 --> 01:41:39,083 I don't do that. 1410 01:41:39,167 --> 01:41:41,583 I wouldn't think that about you. 1411 01:41:41,792 --> 01:41:43,832 Because I don't. I know. 1412 01:41:44,042 --> 01:41:46,916 It hurts me that you said that, because I don't do that. 1413 01:41:47,000 --> 01:41:48,707 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry about all this. 1414 01:41:48,792 --> 01:41:52,541 I'm going to go. I'm a little confused. 1415 01:41:52,626 --> 01:41:55,375 I don't really think I can be here. 1416 01:42:02,334 --> 01:42:03,333 Bye. 1417 01:42:04,042 --> 01:42:06,124 I really thought I knew her so well. 1418 01:42:06,209 --> 01:42:08,208 It was nice meeting you and all. 1419 01:42:11,042 --> 01:42:14,375 What a loss to spend that much time with someone, 1420 01:42:14,459 --> 01:42:17,083 only to find out that she's a stranger. 1421 01:42:22,000 --> 01:42:23,083 Wait. 1422 01:42:26,042 --> 01:42:28,208 What? I don't know. Just wait. 1423 01:42:28,334 --> 01:42:33,083 What do you want, Joel? I want you to wait for a while. 1424 01:42:47,667 --> 01:42:49,666 Okay. Really? 1425 01:42:50,459 --> 01:42:54,375 I'm not a concept, just a fucked-up girl looking for my peace of mind. 1426 01:42:54,459 --> 01:42:55,958 I'm not perfect. 1427 01:42:56,042 --> 01:42:58,500 I can't see anything that I don't like about you. 1428 01:42:58,584 --> 01:43:00,958 But you will. Right now I can't. 1429 01:43:01,417 --> 01:43:03,083 You will think of things. 1430 01:43:03,167 --> 01:43:05,041 And I'll get bored with you and feel trapped, 1431 01:43:05,125 --> 01:43:07,541 because that's what happens with me. 1432 01:43:09,000 --> 01:43:10,083 Okay. 1433 01:43:14,584 --> 01:43:15,707 Okay. 1434 01:43:20,376 --> 01:43:21,541 Okay.