1 00:00:17,839 --> 00:00:20,299 It is a beautiful day in Chicago today. 2 00:00:20,383 --> 00:00:22,968 Temperatures expected to reach the upper 70s. 3 00:00:23,511 --> 00:00:25,429 Right now, 75 at the lakefront, 4 00:00:25,513 --> 00:00:28,098 74 at Midway, 73 at O'Hare. 5 00:00:28,433 --> 00:00:30,392 And now, up in the sky, 6 00:00:31,186 --> 00:00:33,020 - Don Nelson with Sky View traffic. - Ferris? 7 00:00:33,104 --> 00:00:35,314 - Thanks. We've got scores of accidents. - Ferris? 8 00:00:35,398 --> 00:00:36,482 Tom! 9 00:00:39,611 --> 00:00:41,361 - What's the matter? - It's Ferris. 10 00:00:41,446 --> 00:00:43,322 - What? What's wrong? - What's wrong? For Christ's sake 11 00:00:43,406 --> 00:00:45,199 look at him, honey. 12 00:00:46,534 --> 00:00:47,826 Ferris? 13 00:00:50,997 --> 00:00:54,917 He doesn't have a fever, but he says his stomach hurts and he's seeing spots. 14 00:00:55,001 --> 00:00:56,877 What's the matter, Ferris? 15 00:00:57,962 --> 00:00:59,004 Papa? 16 00:00:59,089 --> 00:01:01,799 Honey, feel his hands. They're cold and clammy. 17 00:01:06,679 --> 00:01:08,639 I'm fine. 18 00:01:08,723 --> 00:01:10,974 - I can get up. - No. 19 00:01:11,059 --> 00:01:12,643 - I have a test today. - No. 20 00:01:12,727 --> 00:01:14,561 You... 21 00:01:14,646 --> 00:01:17,189 I have to take it. 22 00:01:17,273 --> 00:01:20,567 I want to go to a good college, so I can have a fruitful life. 23 00:01:20,652 --> 00:01:23,153 Honey, you're not going to school like this, now. 24 00:01:23,238 --> 00:01:25,739 Fine. What's this? What's his problem? 25 00:01:27,283 --> 00:01:29,868 - He doesn't feel well. - Yeah, right. 26 00:01:29,953 --> 00:01:32,037 Dry that one out, you can fertilize the lawn. 27 00:01:32,122 --> 00:01:34,623 Jeanie? Is that you? 28 00:01:36,042 --> 00:01:38,794 Jeanie? I can't see that far. 29 00:01:39,254 --> 00:01:42,589 Jeanie? Jeanie, I... 30 00:01:46,052 --> 00:01:49,638 - Bite the big one, Junior. - Thank you, Jeanie. You get to school. 31 00:01:49,848 --> 00:01:52,224 Wait, you're letting him stay home? 32 00:01:52,559 --> 00:01:54,643 I can't believe this. If I was bleeding out my eyes 33 00:01:54,727 --> 00:01:57,312 you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair. 34 00:01:57,397 --> 00:02:00,023 Jeanie, please don't be upset with me. 35 00:02:00,191 --> 00:02:02,401 You have your health. Be thankful. 36 00:02:07,740 --> 00:02:10,284 That's it. I want out of this family. 37 00:02:12,662 --> 00:02:14,955 I'm okay. I'll just sleep. 38 00:02:16,457 --> 00:02:18,834 Maybe I'll have an aspirin around noon. 39 00:02:18,918 --> 00:02:21,753 Now, listen, I'm showing some houses to that, 40 00:02:21,838 --> 00:02:24,173 that family from Vermont today. So I'll be in the area. 41 00:02:24,257 --> 00:02:27,843 Now, my office will know just where I am if you need me, okay? 42 00:02:28,303 --> 00:02:29,845 - Okay. - Okay. 43 00:02:29,929 --> 00:02:31,680 I'll check on you too, pal. 44 00:02:31,764 --> 00:02:36,101 It's nice to know that I have such loving, caring parents. 45 00:02:36,436 --> 00:02:38,812 You're both very special people. 46 00:02:43,651 --> 00:02:45,861 Now, you get better, pumpkin. 47 00:02:46,279 --> 00:02:47,988 Okay, pumpkin. 48 00:02:49,032 --> 00:02:50,699 I'll be home at 6:00 sharp. 49 00:02:50,783 --> 00:02:53,202 If you need anything, call. 50 00:02:53,286 --> 00:02:55,078 Ringy-dingy. 51 00:02:58,124 --> 00:03:01,210 - We love you, sweetie. - I love you, too. 52 00:03:04,130 --> 00:03:05,964 Call if you need us. 53 00:03:14,390 --> 00:03:15,682 They bought it. 54 00:03:26,361 --> 00:03:27,486 Incredible. 55 00:03:27,570 --> 00:03:29,696 One of the worst performances of my career 56 00:03:29,781 --> 00:03:32,157 and they never doubted it for a second. 57 00:03:37,497 --> 00:03:41,291 How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? 58 00:03:51,261 --> 00:03:53,679 This is my ninth sick day this semester. 59 00:03:54,013 --> 00:03:57,182 It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. 60 00:03:57,684 --> 00:04:00,769 If I go for 10, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung. 61 00:04:00,853 --> 00:04:02,854 So I better make this one count. 62 00:04:05,024 --> 00:04:08,026 The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. 63 00:04:08,194 --> 00:04:11,697 It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. 64 00:04:12,907 --> 00:04:16,618 A lot of people will tell you that a good, phony fever is a dead lock. 65 00:04:16,703 --> 00:04:21,123 But, you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. 66 00:04:21,207 --> 00:04:23,208 That's worse than school. 67 00:04:24,085 --> 00:04:25,377 You fake a stomach cramp 68 00:04:26,045 --> 00:04:29,589 and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, 69 00:04:29,674 --> 00:04:31,216 you lick your palms. 70 00:04:31,301 --> 00:04:33,468 It's a little childish and stupid, 71 00:04:33,553 --> 00:04:34,970 but then, so is high school. 72 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:38,640 Life moves pretty fast. 73 00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:44,771 If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. 74 00:04:47,317 --> 00:04:50,235 I do have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. 75 00:04:51,237 --> 00:04:55,032 It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? 76 00:04:55,116 --> 00:04:58,410 I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. 77 00:04:58,536 --> 00:05:00,787 So, who gives a crap if they're socialists? 78 00:05:00,872 --> 00:05:02,497 They could be fascist anarchists. 79 00:05:02,582 --> 00:05:05,751 It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. 80 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:26,146 It's not that I condone fascism 81 00:05:26,439 --> 00:05:28,148 or any "ism," for that matter. 82 00:05:28,232 --> 00:05:30,609 "Isms," in my opinion, are not good. 83 00:05:30,985 --> 00:05:34,696 A person should not believe in an "ism," he should believe in himself. 84 00:05:34,781 --> 00:05:39,242 I quote John Lennon, "l don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." 85 00:05:39,494 --> 00:05:42,788 A good point there. After all, he was "The Walrus." 86 00:05:43,539 --> 00:05:47,125 I could be "The Walrus." I'd still have to bum rides off of people. 87 00:05:48,127 --> 00:05:50,003 - Adams? - Here. 88 00:05:50,171 --> 00:05:51,963 - Adamley? - Here. 89 00:05:52,131 --> 00:05:54,299 Adamowsky? 90 00:05:54,384 --> 00:05:56,343 - Adamson? - Here. 91 00:05:56,469 --> 00:05:59,221 - Adler? - Here. 92 00:05:59,430 --> 00:06:00,430 Anderson? 93 00:06:01,474 --> 00:06:03,558 - Anderson? - Here. 94 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:11,358 Bueller? 95 00:06:12,819 --> 00:06:15,404 - Bueller? - He's sick. 96 00:06:16,322 --> 00:06:18,907 My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend 97 00:06:18,991 --> 00:06:21,076 heard from this guy who knows this kid, who's going 98 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:24,579 with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at Thirty-One Flavors last night. 99 00:06:24,664 --> 00:06:26,456 I guess it's pretty serious. 100 00:06:27,083 --> 00:06:29,960 - Thank you, Simone. - No problem whatsoever. 101 00:06:30,294 --> 00:06:33,630 Frye? Frye? 102 00:06:35,675 --> 00:06:37,217 Frye? 103 00:06:45,435 --> 00:06:46,685 Hello? 104 00:06:47,270 --> 00:06:51,189 - Cameron, babe, what's happening? - Very little. 105 00:06:51,649 --> 00:06:55,026 - How do you feel? - Shredded. 106 00:06:55,278 --> 00:06:57,070 Is your mother in the room? 107 00:06:58,281 --> 00:07:01,658 She's in Decatur. Unfortunately, she's not staying. 108 00:07:03,703 --> 00:07:04,744 Where are you? 109 00:07:04,829 --> 00:07:07,956 I'm taking the day off. Now get dressed and come on over. 110 00:07:08,124 --> 00:07:10,083 I can't, stupid, I'm sick. 111 00:07:11,210 --> 00:07:12,252 That's all in your head. 112 00:07:12,336 --> 00:07:13,462 Come on over. 113 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:16,923 I feel like complete shit, Ferris. I can't go anywhere. 114 00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:21,219 I'm sorry to hear that. Now come on over here and pick me up. 115 00:07:31,522 --> 00:07:33,690 I'm dying. 116 00:07:38,988 --> 00:07:42,407 You're not dying. You just can't think of anything good to do. 117 00:07:46,078 --> 00:07:48,830 If anybody needs a day off, it's Cameron. 118 00:07:49,248 --> 00:07:52,751 He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. 119 00:07:52,835 --> 00:07:54,878 He can't be wound up this tight and go to college. 120 00:07:54,962 --> 00:07:56,421 His roommate will kill him. 121 00:07:56,506 --> 00:08:01,259 When Cameron was in Egypt's land 122 00:08:02,970 --> 00:08:07,182 Let my Cameron go 123 00:08:08,059 --> 00:08:10,560 Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight 124 00:08:10,770 --> 00:08:13,021 that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, 125 00:08:13,105 --> 00:08:14,981 in two weeks you'd have a diamond. 126 00:08:21,697 --> 00:08:22,697 Katie Bueller. 127 00:08:22,782 --> 00:08:25,283 This is Edward R. Rooney, Dean of Students. 128 00:08:25,451 --> 00:08:29,454 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 129 00:08:30,039 --> 00:08:32,332 I just completely forgot to call. 130 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:35,544 Then you are aware that your son is not in school today? 131 00:08:35,628 --> 00:08:38,004 Yes, I am. Ferris is home, sick. 132 00:08:38,089 --> 00:08:39,714 Now, I had a meeting first thing this morning. 133 00:08:39,799 --> 00:08:42,467 I know I should have called, it just completely slipped my mind. 134 00:08:42,552 --> 00:08:44,344 I'm really very sorry. 135 00:08:44,804 --> 00:08:47,055 Are you also aware, Mrs. Bueller, that 136 00:08:47,139 --> 00:08:49,891 Ferris does not have what we consider to be 137 00:08:49,976 --> 00:08:52,060 an exemplary attendance record? 138 00:08:52,478 --> 00:08:53,937 I don't understand. 139 00:08:54,105 --> 00:08:57,065 He has missed an unacceptable number of school days. 140 00:08:57,817 --> 00:08:59,234 In the opinion of this educator, 141 00:08:59,318 --> 00:09:02,070 Ferris is not taking his academic growth seriously. 142 00:09:02,947 --> 00:09:06,616 Now, I've spent my morning examining his records. 143 00:09:07,577 --> 00:09:10,829 If Ferris thinks that he can just coast through this month 144 00:09:10,955 --> 00:09:13,999 and still graduate, he is sorely mistaken. 145 00:09:14,584 --> 00:09:17,419 I have no reservation, whatsoever, 146 00:09:17,587 --> 00:09:20,505 about holding him back another year. 147 00:09:22,133 --> 00:09:25,510 - This is all news to me. - Usually is. 148 00:09:26,345 --> 00:09:30,432 So far this semester he has been absent nine times. 149 00:09:31,976 --> 00:09:35,437 - Nine times? - Nine times. 150 00:09:35,521 --> 00:09:37,981 I don't remember him being sick nine times. 151 00:09:38,065 --> 00:09:41,943 That's probably because he wasn't sick, he was skipping school. 152 00:09:43,154 --> 00:09:45,739 Wake up and smell the coffee, Mrs. Bueller. 153 00:09:45,865 --> 00:09:47,115 It's a fool's paradise. 154 00:09:47,199 --> 00:09:50,285 He is just leading you down the primrose path. 155 00:09:50,369 --> 00:09:51,620 I can't believe it. 156 00:09:51,704 --> 00:09:53,997 I've got it right here in front of me. 157 00:09:54,206 --> 00:09:56,875 He has missed nine days. 158 00:10:05,259 --> 00:10:07,469 I asked for a car, I got a computer. 159 00:10:07,637 --> 00:10:10,138 How's that for being born under a bad sign? 160 00:10:11,057 --> 00:10:12,557 Grace? 161 00:10:15,770 --> 00:10:17,312 Grace! 162 00:10:17,438 --> 00:10:20,565 Look, I can give you every assurance, Mr. Rooney, that Ferris is home 163 00:10:20,650 --> 00:10:22,108 and he is very ill. 164 00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:24,736 In fact, I debated whether or not I should even leave him. 165 00:10:24,820 --> 00:10:25,987 Grace! 166 00:10:26,072 --> 00:10:29,616 I can appreciate how this time of year children are prone to taking the day off. 167 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:34,579 However, in Ferris' case, I can assure you, he is truly a very sick boy. 168 00:10:40,086 --> 00:10:41,586 Never had one lesson. 169 00:10:45,007 --> 00:10:46,341 In 1930, 170 00:10:46,425 --> 00:10:49,344 the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, 171 00:10:49,428 --> 00:10:52,180 in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... 172 00:10:52,515 --> 00:10:55,725 Anyone? Anyone? The Great Depression, 173 00:10:56,227 --> 00:10:59,896 passed the... Anyone? Anyone? 174 00:11:00,481 --> 00:11:05,235 The tariff bill, the Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act which... 175 00:11:06,529 --> 00:11:08,446 Anyone? Raised or lowered? 176 00:11:08,698 --> 00:11:10,573 Raised tariffs 177 00:11:10,866 --> 00:11:14,411 in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. 178 00:11:14,995 --> 00:11:17,956 Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? 179 00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:22,794 It did not work and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. 180 00:11:23,295 --> 00:11:25,714 Today, we have a similar debate over this. 181 00:11:25,798 --> 00:11:28,967 Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? 182 00:11:29,635 --> 00:11:30,635 Anyone? 183 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,387 Anyone seen this before? 184 00:11:32,638 --> 00:11:35,181 The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? 185 00:11:35,766 --> 00:11:40,019 It says, that at this point on the revenue curve, 186 00:11:40,187 --> 00:11:43,022 you will get exactly the same amount of revenue 187 00:11:43,983 --> 00:11:45,400 as at this point. 188 00:11:45,484 --> 00:11:46,901 This is very controversial. 189 00:11:46,986 --> 00:11:50,822 Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? 190 00:11:51,115 --> 00:11:52,365 Anyone? 191 00:11:53,159 --> 00:11:55,493 Something "d-o-o" economics. 192 00:11:56,203 --> 00:11:57,704 Voodoo economics. 193 00:12:09,592 --> 00:12:10,967 Jeanie. 194 00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,261 I'm really sorry about your brother. 195 00:12:13,345 --> 00:12:16,181 What are you sorry for? I have to live with the trouser snake. 196 00:12:16,265 --> 00:12:18,516 No, I mean, I heard he's really sick. 197 00:12:18,768 --> 00:12:20,852 Whoa. Whoa. Who said he's sick? 198 00:12:20,936 --> 00:12:24,147 A whole bunch of people. They said he's like on the verge of death. 199 00:12:24,231 --> 00:12:26,024 This guy in my biology class 200 00:12:26,108 --> 00:12:30,361 said that if Ferris dies, he's giving his eyes to Stevie Wonder. 201 00:12:31,071 --> 00:12:33,448 He's such a sweetie. Got to go. 202 00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:36,534 - Hi, Jeanie. - Shut up. 203 00:12:37,953 --> 00:12:41,539 Please, do not yank my cord on this. How desperate is the situation? 204 00:12:41,624 --> 00:12:43,374 Well, did you see Alien? 205 00:12:44,084 --> 00:12:46,711 When that creature was in that guy's stomach? 206 00:12:48,047 --> 00:12:50,089 It kind of feels like that. 207 00:12:50,549 --> 00:12:51,549 Freshmen. 208 00:12:51,717 --> 00:12:52,967 Goddamn, are you kidding? 209 00:12:53,052 --> 00:12:56,304 No, of course I'm not kidding. Do I sound like I'm kidding? 210 00:12:56,722 --> 00:12:57,806 Who's he talking to? 211 00:12:57,890 --> 00:12:59,098 Ferris Bueller, do you know him? 212 00:12:59,183 --> 00:13:00,892 Yeah. He's getting me out of summer school. 213 00:13:00,976 --> 00:13:03,019 We appreciate you letting us know how you're doing. 214 00:13:03,103 --> 00:13:04,813 We've got to buzz. Keep a good thought, dude. 215 00:13:04,897 --> 00:13:05,980 Thanks. 216 00:13:07,149 --> 00:13:08,858 Shit. I hope he doesn't die. 217 00:13:09,193 --> 00:13:10,819 I can't handle summer school. 218 00:13:10,903 --> 00:13:14,197 - Wait a minute, give me somebody else. - Yeah, sure, hold on. 219 00:13:15,908 --> 00:13:18,409 - You see Alien? - Yeah, why? 220 00:13:21,121 --> 00:13:23,206 - Hello? - Hi. 221 00:13:23,457 --> 00:13:25,250 Hi, Ferris, how's your bod? 222 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:28,628 Oh, my God, you're dying? 223 00:13:33,092 --> 00:13:35,844 - Is it serious? - I don't know. I hope not. 224 00:13:36,929 --> 00:13:40,056 - Think I may need a kidney transplant. - Shit. 225 00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:44,477 - Are you upset? - Excuse me. 226 00:13:44,937 --> 00:13:47,939 - Think you'll be alive this weekend? - Yeah, I'd say I will. 227 00:13:48,023 --> 00:13:50,024 Great. Maybe I'll see you. Bye. 228 00:14:05,165 --> 00:14:09,961 I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him. 229 00:14:10,629 --> 00:14:13,840 Well, with your bad knee, Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody. 230 00:14:16,218 --> 00:14:17,427 It's true. 231 00:14:18,012 --> 00:14:21,014 What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is 232 00:14:21,098 --> 00:14:23,391 he gives good kids bad ideas. 233 00:14:24,018 --> 00:14:26,227 The last thing I need at this point in my career is 234 00:14:26,312 --> 00:14:29,856 1,500 Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. 235 00:14:30,649 --> 00:14:34,277 He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body. 236 00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:37,989 Well, makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed. 237 00:14:39,074 --> 00:14:41,409 Thank you, Grace. I think you're wrong. 238 00:14:41,493 --> 00:14:43,494 Well, he's very popular, Ed. 239 00:14:43,954 --> 00:14:46,831 The sportos and motorheads, geeks, sluts, 240 00:14:47,082 --> 00:14:50,335 bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads, 241 00:14:50,419 --> 00:14:51,920 they all adore him. 242 00:14:52,004 --> 00:14:54,088 They think he's a righteous dude. 243 00:14:56,175 --> 00:14:58,718 That is why I have got to catch him this time. 244 00:14:59,011 --> 00:15:01,596 To show these kids that the example he sets 245 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,015 is a first-class ticket to nowhere. 246 00:15:05,059 --> 00:15:06,267 Ed. 247 00:15:06,727 --> 00:15:09,103 You sounded like Dirty Harry just then. 248 00:15:09,313 --> 00:15:10,396 Really? 249 00:15:16,946 --> 00:15:18,279 Thanks, Grace. 250 00:15:18,906 --> 00:15:20,698 I'm serious, man, this is ridiculous. 251 00:15:20,783 --> 00:15:22,575 Making me wait around the house for you. 252 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,369 Why can't you let me rot in peace? 253 00:15:24,453 --> 00:15:26,704 Cameron, this is my ninth sick day. 254 00:15:26,789 --> 00:15:28,790 If I get caught, I won't graduate. 255 00:15:28,874 --> 00:15:31,584 I'm not doing this for me, I'm doing it for you. 256 00:15:31,877 --> 00:15:34,420 - Do you know what my diastolic is? - Be a man. 257 00:15:34,505 --> 00:15:37,507 Take some Pepto-Bismol, get dressed, and come on over here. 258 00:15:37,591 --> 00:15:40,009 - I'm tired of this stuff. - Shut up. 259 00:15:40,928 --> 00:15:43,721 Hold your water for a second, I got another call. 260 00:15:45,557 --> 00:15:47,517 - Hello? - Ferris? 261 00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:48,851 Hi. 262 00:15:49,144 --> 00:15:50,645 You sound terrible. 263 00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:53,564 Really? Darn. I thought I was improving. 264 00:15:53,816 --> 00:15:55,233 Were you sleeping? 265 00:15:55,317 --> 00:15:57,902 Dad, can you hang on for a second? 266 00:15:58,278 --> 00:16:00,530 - Sure, pal. - Hang on. 267 00:16:00,864 --> 00:16:03,574 - Cameron, it's my dad. - Great. 268 00:16:04,118 --> 00:16:05,159 Keep me out of it. 269 00:16:05,244 --> 00:16:09,080 If you're not over here in 15 minutes, you can find a new best friend. 270 00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:12,250 You've been saying that since the fifth grade. 271 00:16:13,752 --> 00:16:15,461 - Dad? - Yeah? 272 00:16:15,546 --> 00:16:18,423 All this talking has made me kind of light-headed. 273 00:16:18,757 --> 00:16:20,591 I think I ought to lie down. 274 00:16:20,926 --> 00:16:24,262 Take a hot bath and then wrap a hot towel around your head. 275 00:16:24,555 --> 00:16:27,390 - Wrap a hot towel around my head? - And then 276 00:16:27,850 --> 00:16:30,685 make yourself some soup. Get a nap. Okay? 277 00:16:30,769 --> 00:16:31,936 Okay. 278 00:16:32,021 --> 00:16:33,104 - Hey, Ferris? - Yeah? 279 00:16:33,605 --> 00:16:35,690 - Love you, pal. - I love you, too. 280 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,946 I'm so disappointed in Cameron. 281 00:16:42,156 --> 00:16:45,700 $20 says he's sitting in his car, debating about whether or not he should go out. 282 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,289 He'll keep calling me. 283 00:16:51,707 --> 00:16:53,708 He'll keep calling me until I come over. 284 00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:55,710 He'll make me feel guilty. 285 00:16:57,004 --> 00:16:58,046 This... 286 00:16:58,130 --> 00:17:02,467 This is ridiculous. Okay, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. 287 00:17:02,551 --> 00:17:03,885 Shit. 288 00:17:10,184 --> 00:17:12,310 Goddamn it! 289 00:17:21,653 --> 00:17:23,529 Forget it. That's it. 290 00:17:26,950 --> 00:17:28,201 I'm not going. 291 00:17:44,009 --> 00:17:45,343 In 292 00:17:47,346 --> 00:17:50,348 what way 293 00:17:52,559 --> 00:17:55,353 does the author's use 294 00:17:55,729 --> 00:17:58,231 of the prison 295 00:18:02,152 --> 00:18:04,112 symbolize 296 00:18:13,705 --> 00:18:16,999 the protagonist's struggle? And 297 00:18:17,584 --> 00:18:19,377 how does this relate 298 00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:23,005 to our discussion of the uses of irony? 299 00:18:25,634 --> 00:18:28,678 Mr. Knowlan, may I interrupt, please? 300 00:18:35,227 --> 00:18:36,936 Sloane Peterson? 301 00:18:38,272 --> 00:18:40,398 May I have a word with you, dear? 302 00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:46,904 My dear, I'm afraid that I'm the bearer of bad tidings. 303 00:18:47,573 --> 00:18:49,282 Your father called. 304 00:18:50,701 --> 00:18:52,785 Your grandmother has just passed. 305 00:18:54,997 --> 00:18:58,958 - No. - Oh, darling. Oh, honey. 306 00:19:01,253 --> 00:19:03,087 Dead grandmother? 307 00:19:03,297 --> 00:19:05,590 Yes, that's what Mr. Peterson said. 308 00:19:06,049 --> 00:19:09,886 I had Florence Sparrow notify Sloane. Poor little lamb. 309 00:19:10,679 --> 00:19:12,680 Who's this girl going out with? 310 00:19:12,973 --> 00:19:15,141 It's so hard to tell these days. 311 00:19:15,559 --> 00:19:18,436 I do see her with Ferris Bueller quite a little bit. 312 00:19:20,439 --> 00:19:23,316 Would you get me Mr. Peterson's daytime number, please? 313 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,775 Surely. 314 00:19:27,279 --> 00:19:30,156 - Ed Rooney's office. - This is George Peterson. 315 00:19:31,783 --> 00:19:33,117 Please hold. 316 00:19:33,202 --> 00:19:35,411 What do you know? It's Mr. Peterson. 317 00:19:37,122 --> 00:19:39,290 You still want his daytime number? 318 00:19:44,254 --> 00:19:47,632 - Ed Rooney. - Ed. This is George Peterson. 319 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:49,717 How are you today, sir? 320 00:19:49,801 --> 00:19:53,387 We've had a bit of bad luck this morning, as you may have heard. 321 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,807 Yeah, I heard, and I'm all broken up. 322 00:19:56,892 --> 00:20:00,519 - Boy, what a blow. - Yeah. Yeah. 323 00:20:00,646 --> 00:20:02,730 Well, it's been a tough morning, and 324 00:20:02,814 --> 00:20:05,816 we've got a lot of family business to take care of. So 325 00:20:05,901 --> 00:20:09,403 if you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane, I'd appreciate it. 326 00:20:09,988 --> 00:20:11,906 Sure, I'd be happy to. 327 00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:15,326 Yeah, you just produce a corpse, and 328 00:20:15,702 --> 00:20:17,203 I'll release Sloane. 329 00:20:17,621 --> 00:20:20,539 I want to see this dead grandmother, firsthand. 330 00:20:20,624 --> 00:20:21,624 Ed? 331 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:24,961 It's all right, Grace. It's Ferris Bueller, the little twerp. 332 00:20:25,045 --> 00:20:27,964 I'm gonna set the trap and let him fall right into it. 333 00:20:29,132 --> 00:20:33,219 Ed, I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to see a body? 334 00:20:33,512 --> 00:20:35,263 Yeah, that's right. 335 00:20:35,347 --> 00:20:39,392 Just roll her old bones on over here, and I'll dig up your daughter. 336 00:20:39,476 --> 00:20:41,477 - You know, that's school policy. - Oh? 337 00:20:41,687 --> 00:20:44,981 - Was this your mother? - No, my wife's mother. 338 00:20:47,693 --> 00:20:49,110 Ed Rooney's office. 339 00:20:49,194 --> 00:20:52,280 Hi, this is Ferris Bueller, can I speak to Mr. Rooney, please? 340 00:20:52,364 --> 00:20:53,531 Thank you. 341 00:20:56,368 --> 00:20:57,660 Hold. 342 00:20:59,496 --> 00:21:01,289 Tell you what, dip-shit, 343 00:21:01,623 --> 00:21:04,959 you don't like my policies you can just come on down here, and 344 00:21:05,043 --> 00:21:07,712 smooch my big old white butt. 345 00:21:08,046 --> 00:21:11,173 - Ed. - Pucker up, buttercup. What? 346 00:21:11,508 --> 00:21:13,384 Ferris Bueller's on line two. 347 00:21:24,646 --> 00:21:26,147 Hey, Mr. Rooney, how you doing? 348 00:21:26,231 --> 00:21:29,775 Listen, I'm sorry to disturb you at work, but I'm not feeling very well today 349 00:21:29,860 --> 00:21:32,987 and I was wondering if it might be possible for my sister to bring home 350 00:21:33,071 --> 00:21:35,906 any assignments from my classes that I might need. 351 00:21:36,074 --> 00:21:37,575 Have a nice day. 352 00:21:52,257 --> 00:21:53,507 Mr. Peterson? 353 00:21:55,218 --> 00:21:57,845 I think I owe you an apology, sir. 354 00:21:57,929 --> 00:22:00,681 - Well, I should say you do. - I... 355 00:22:01,141 --> 00:22:02,433 I, I, I... 356 00:22:02,517 --> 00:22:05,353 Well, I think you should be sorry, for Christ's sake. 357 00:22:05,437 --> 00:22:07,188 A family member dies 358 00:22:07,272 --> 00:22:10,733 and you insult me. What the hell is the matter with you anyway? 359 00:22:11,610 --> 00:22:13,069 Well... 360 00:22:13,153 --> 00:22:14,612 I really don't know, sir. 361 00:22:14,696 --> 00:22:16,530 I mean, I didn't think I was talking to you. 362 00:22:16,615 --> 00:22:18,032 I thought I was talking to somebody else. 363 00:22:18,116 --> 00:22:21,494 You know, sir, that I would never deliberately insult you like that. I... 364 00:22:21,578 --> 00:22:24,997 I can't begin to tell you how embarrassed I am. 365 00:22:25,457 --> 00:22:27,500 - What? - Pardon my French, 366 00:22:27,584 --> 00:22:28,918 but you're an asshole. 367 00:22:29,002 --> 00:22:31,128 - What do you want? - Asshole. 368 00:22:31,213 --> 00:22:34,507 Absolutely right, sir. You've hit the nail right on the head. 369 00:22:34,591 --> 00:22:36,133 Find out where she is. 370 00:22:36,218 --> 00:22:38,803 This isn't over yet, buster. Do you read me? 371 00:22:38,970 --> 00:22:41,055 Loud and clear, Mr. Peterson. 372 00:22:41,139 --> 00:22:43,265 Call me "sir," goddamn it! 373 00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:46,310 - Yes, sir, yes, sir. - That's better. 374 00:22:47,896 --> 00:22:50,356 And you just mind your p's and q's, buster. 375 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,691 And remember who you're dealing with. 376 00:22:53,527 --> 00:22:55,569 Bueller, Ferris Bueller. 377 00:22:57,531 --> 00:23:00,491 Now, I'm a little scared 'cause what if he recognizes my voice? 378 00:23:00,575 --> 00:23:03,577 - Impossible. You're doing great. - Yeah? 379 00:23:06,665 --> 00:23:09,083 She's in... Wait. 380 00:23:11,002 --> 00:23:12,169 Rooney! 381 00:23:14,506 --> 00:23:16,257 Rooney, calm down! 382 00:23:16,341 --> 00:23:17,675 Just a moment. 383 00:23:18,635 --> 00:23:20,344 Ed! Get in here! 384 00:23:22,055 --> 00:23:24,432 Just a little office difficulty, sir. 385 00:23:24,516 --> 00:23:26,100 Rooney, I don't have all day to bark at you. 386 00:23:26,184 --> 00:23:28,686 So I'm gonna make this short and sweet. 387 00:23:28,770 --> 00:23:30,312 It's great. Perfect. I love it. 388 00:23:30,397 --> 00:23:34,859 I want my daughter out in front of the school in 10 minutes by herself. 389 00:23:35,026 --> 00:23:36,735 I don't want anybody... What? 390 00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:38,696 It's too suspicious. He'll think something's up. 391 00:23:38,780 --> 00:23:39,780 - Cover it. - You. 392 00:23:39,865 --> 00:23:40,990 - Talk. - You. 393 00:23:41,074 --> 00:23:42,366 - Talk. - Come on. 394 00:23:43,326 --> 00:23:44,743 Talk. No. 395 00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:47,246 Rooney! Rooney. 396 00:23:47,330 --> 00:23:48,581 Yes, yes. 397 00:23:48,665 --> 00:23:51,375 Listen here, pay attention. I changed my mind. 398 00:23:52,043 --> 00:23:53,878 I want you out in front of the school with her. 399 00:23:53,962 --> 00:23:56,422 I'd like to have a few words with you, by God. 400 00:23:58,383 --> 00:24:00,759 On second thought, we don't have time to talk right now. 401 00:24:00,844 --> 00:24:03,387 We'll get together soon and we'll have lunch. 402 00:24:04,264 --> 00:24:05,723 What the hell is wrong with you? 403 00:24:07,309 --> 00:24:08,684 Wait. 404 00:24:08,768 --> 00:24:11,770 - Where's your brain? - Why'd you kick me? 405 00:24:11,855 --> 00:24:14,231 - Where's your brain? - I asked you first. 406 00:24:15,108 --> 00:24:18,152 How can we pick up Sloane if Rooney is there with her? 407 00:24:20,405 --> 00:24:23,491 I said for her to be there alone and you freaked. 408 00:24:27,412 --> 00:24:30,664 Now, I didn't... I didn't hit you. I lightly slapped you. 409 00:24:30,749 --> 00:24:32,583 You hit me. 410 00:24:35,795 --> 00:24:38,380 Look, don't ask me to participate in your stupid crap 411 00:24:38,465 --> 00:24:40,591 if you don't like the way I do it. 412 00:24:42,344 --> 00:24:45,304 You make me get out of bed. You make me come over here. 413 00:24:45,388 --> 00:24:48,432 You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? 414 00:24:50,352 --> 00:24:53,646 The man could squash my nuts into oblivion, and then, 415 00:24:53,855 --> 00:24:56,106 and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings. 416 00:24:56,191 --> 00:24:59,401 No, I did not deliberately... I didn't deliberately hurt your feelings. 417 00:24:59,528 --> 00:25:01,987 - Really? - Really, no. No, I didn't. 418 00:25:05,075 --> 00:25:06,283 What are you doing? 419 00:25:06,368 --> 00:25:08,035 See you later, pal, I'm going home. 420 00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:11,080 - No, no, come on, don't do that. - Have a nice life. 421 00:25:11,456 --> 00:25:14,291 Cameron, wait a minute. Cameron, come back. 422 00:25:14,376 --> 00:25:18,379 I didn't mean to lose my temper. I'm sorry. It was uncalled for. 423 00:25:19,798 --> 00:25:21,882 - You serious? - Yeah. 424 00:25:29,683 --> 00:25:31,016 Here you go. 425 00:25:33,353 --> 00:25:34,603 Thank you. 426 00:25:36,731 --> 00:25:39,024 You did screw up, though, right? 427 00:25:42,195 --> 00:25:45,197 I mean, not that it was completely your fault. 428 00:25:46,199 --> 00:25:48,659 - Why? - Well, 429 00:25:49,786 --> 00:25:51,787 to fix the situation 430 00:25:52,122 --> 00:25:54,665 I'm gonna have to ask you for a small favor. 431 00:26:11,891 --> 00:26:16,437 The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California. 432 00:26:20,442 --> 00:26:22,568 Less than 100 were made. 433 00:26:23,528 --> 00:26:26,196 My father spent three years restoring this car. 434 00:26:27,574 --> 00:26:30,534 It is his love, it is his passion... 435 00:26:30,869 --> 00:26:33,871 It is his fault he didn't lock the garage. 436 00:26:36,041 --> 00:26:38,208 Ferris, what are you talking about? 437 00:26:42,047 --> 00:26:44,965 Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself. 438 00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:49,386 A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile. 439 00:26:51,723 --> 00:26:53,432 No. No. 440 00:26:54,643 --> 00:26:57,478 - Apparently you don't understand. - Wow. 441 00:26:57,562 --> 00:26:59,730 Ferris, he never drives it. 442 00:27:00,231 --> 00:27:02,149 He just rubs it with a diaper. 443 00:27:03,902 --> 00:27:07,237 Hey, remember how insane he went when I broke my retainer? 444 00:27:08,823 --> 00:27:12,284 Come on, that was a little piece of plastic, this is a Ferrari. 445 00:27:15,914 --> 00:27:19,541 Cameron, I'm sorry, but we can't pick up Sloane in your car. 446 00:27:19,626 --> 00:27:23,420 Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit. 447 00:27:24,589 --> 00:27:27,424 - It's not a piece of shit. - It is a piece of shit. 448 00:27:27,967 --> 00:27:31,804 Don't worry about it, I don't even have a piece of shit, I have to envy yours. 449 00:27:31,888 --> 00:27:33,180 Thanks. 450 00:27:34,766 --> 00:27:38,602 Look, I'm sorry, there's nothing else we can do. 451 00:27:50,448 --> 00:27:53,784 - He knows the mileage, Ferris. - He doesn't trust you? 452 00:27:54,077 --> 00:27:57,788 - Never has, never will. - Look, this is real simple. 453 00:27:57,872 --> 00:28:01,125 Whatever miles we put on, we'll take off. 454 00:28:01,209 --> 00:28:03,627 - How? - We'll drive home backwards. 455 00:28:04,879 --> 00:28:07,089 No. No! 456 00:28:07,173 --> 00:28:10,384 Ferris, forget it. You're just gonna have to think of something else. 457 00:28:10,468 --> 00:28:12,177 I'm putting my foot down. 458 00:28:12,721 --> 00:28:15,806 How about we rent a nice Cadillac? My treat. 459 00:28:17,642 --> 00:28:19,184 We could call a limo! 460 00:28:20,562 --> 00:28:23,313 A nice stretch job with a TV and a bar. 461 00:28:23,481 --> 00:28:24,773 How about that? 462 00:28:28,486 --> 00:28:30,154 Come on, live a little. 463 00:28:34,325 --> 00:28:37,953 Once again, let me tell you how deeply saddened I am by your loss. I... 464 00:28:38,204 --> 00:28:40,164 I had a grandmother, once. 465 00:28:42,083 --> 00:28:43,584 Two, actually. 466 00:28:43,668 --> 00:28:47,129 Deficits. Who will have to pay that eventually? Anyone? Anyone know? 467 00:28:47,505 --> 00:28:50,549 "Man that is born of woman hath but a short time to live 468 00:28:50,633 --> 00:28:52,217 "and is full of misery 469 00:28:52,635 --> 00:28:55,804 "He cometh up and is cut down like a flow'r 470 00:28:56,431 --> 00:28:58,599 "He flee'th as if it were a shadow 471 00:28:58,683 --> 00:29:01,769 "and never continueth in one stay" 472 00:29:04,397 --> 00:29:05,397 Oh, dear. 473 00:29:10,528 --> 00:29:12,362 Between grief and nothing, 474 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:14,865 I'll take grief. 475 00:29:16,993 --> 00:29:17,993 Great. 476 00:29:27,253 --> 00:29:28,712 Oh, Sloane, dear. 477 00:29:29,172 --> 00:29:31,048 Hurry along now. 478 00:29:33,343 --> 00:29:35,177 I guess that's my dad. 479 00:29:35,512 --> 00:29:37,179 - Yeah. - Gotta go. 480 00:29:40,475 --> 00:29:41,892 Mr. Rooney... 481 00:29:43,061 --> 00:29:47,856 - Ed, you're a beautiful man. - Thank you. 482 00:29:49,567 --> 00:29:52,569 I wanna thank you for your warmth and compassion. 483 00:29:54,197 --> 00:29:57,157 Higher "what" rates? Anyone? 484 00:29:57,242 --> 00:30:01,954 Higher marginal rates on your taxes. Any questions so far? 485 00:30:02,163 --> 00:30:03,247 Shit. 486 00:30:05,917 --> 00:30:08,418 - Hi. - Do you have a kiss for Daddy? 487 00:30:08,545 --> 00:30:09,962 Are you kidding? 488 00:30:20,890 --> 00:30:23,600 So, that's how it is in their family. 489 00:30:28,439 --> 00:30:32,568 - Hi, Cameron. You comfortable? - Hi, Sloane. No. 490 00:30:35,947 --> 00:30:37,489 What are we gonna do? 491 00:30:37,782 --> 00:30:40,117 The question isn't: What are we going to do? 492 00:30:40,201 --> 00:30:42,077 The question is: What aren't we going to do? 493 00:30:42,161 --> 00:30:43,912 Don't say we're not going to take the car home. 494 00:30:43,997 --> 00:30:46,206 Please don't say we're not going to take the car home. 495 00:30:46,291 --> 00:30:48,292 If you had access to a car like this, 496 00:30:48,376 --> 00:30:50,502 would you take it back right away? 497 00:30:51,504 --> 00:30:53,046 Neither would I. 498 00:31:24,454 --> 00:31:26,496 Hey, Ferris, don't go so fast! 499 00:31:26,581 --> 00:31:29,333 - Red line, red line, red line. - Ferris, get out! 500 00:32:28,559 --> 00:32:29,601 Thank you. 501 00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:30,727 Save Ferris. 502 00:32:30,812 --> 00:32:32,145 God loves you, you're very generous. 503 00:32:32,230 --> 00:32:33,897 Save Ferris, save Ferris. 504 00:32:33,982 --> 00:32:36,817 Save Ferris Bueller. Save Ferris. 505 00:32:37,235 --> 00:32:38,902 - Save Ferris? - What? 506 00:32:39,529 --> 00:32:42,948 Well, see, we're collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney 507 00:32:43,032 --> 00:32:45,242 and they run about $50,000, so if you could help out... 508 00:32:45,326 --> 00:32:48,120 - Go piss up a flagpole. - I'm sorry? 509 00:32:48,621 --> 00:32:50,163 - You should be. - Hey... 510 00:32:50,248 --> 00:32:51,873 Hey! Hey... 511 00:32:51,958 --> 00:32:53,250 What if you need a favor someday 512 00:32:53,334 --> 00:32:55,252 from Ferris Bueller? Then where will you be, huh? 513 00:32:55,336 --> 00:32:56,837 You heartless wench. 514 00:32:57,088 --> 00:32:58,922 Peterson home on line one. 515 00:32:59,757 --> 00:33:03,760 - And watch your mouth this time. - Go soak your head. 516 00:33:05,930 --> 00:33:08,265 We can't come to the phone right now. 517 00:33:08,975 --> 00:33:12,602 We've had a death in the family. 518 00:33:12,854 --> 00:33:14,146 Grace, 519 00:33:14,313 --> 00:33:17,149 Ferris Bueller's behind this. There is no doubt in my mind. 520 00:33:17,233 --> 00:33:19,901 And now he's got Sloane Peterson involved in this thing. 521 00:33:19,986 --> 00:33:21,820 Her grandmother, too. 522 00:33:23,406 --> 00:33:24,698 You pinhead. 523 00:33:24,782 --> 00:33:27,951 If you need to reach us we'll be at the following number. 524 00:33:34,375 --> 00:33:35,959 Okay. 525 00:33:36,085 --> 00:33:39,463 I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk 526 00:33:39,547 --> 00:33:41,381 leave my cheese out in the wind. 527 00:33:41,466 --> 00:33:44,134 You have reached the Coughlin Brothers Mortuary. 528 00:33:44,218 --> 00:33:47,054 We are deeply sorry we are unable to come to the phone right now, 529 00:33:47,138 --> 00:33:48,805 but if you leave your name and number, 530 00:33:48,890 --> 00:33:51,808 we'll get back to you as soon as is humanly possible. 531 00:33:56,314 --> 00:33:58,440 Something's going on, goddamn it. 532 00:33:59,901 --> 00:34:01,902 And I'm gonna find out what it is. 533 00:34:01,986 --> 00:34:05,489 I'm gonna catch this kid and I'm gonna put one hell of a dent in his future. 534 00:34:06,783 --> 00:34:10,994 Fifteen years from now when he looks back on the ruin his life's become, 535 00:34:11,079 --> 00:34:13,497 he is going to remember Edward Rooney. 536 00:34:35,228 --> 00:34:37,395 - Wrong. - What? 537 00:34:37,855 --> 00:34:39,356 Not here. 538 00:34:40,274 --> 00:34:42,192 We're not leaving the car here. 539 00:34:42,276 --> 00:34:44,069 - Why not? - Because we're not. 540 00:34:44,278 --> 00:34:46,363 I want the car back home where it belongs, right now. 541 00:34:46,447 --> 00:34:47,447 Come on, let's go. 542 00:34:47,532 --> 00:34:50,534 Cameron, what's gonna happen to it? It's in a garage. 543 00:34:50,827 --> 00:34:54,037 It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, 544 00:34:54,705 --> 00:34:57,415 breathed on wrong, a pigeon could shit on it. Who knows? 545 00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:59,584 Listen, will you calm down, please? 546 00:34:59,669 --> 00:35:01,962 I'm gonna give the guy $5 to watch it. 547 00:35:02,130 --> 00:35:03,505 What guy? 548 00:35:10,596 --> 00:35:12,222 Hey, how you doing? 549 00:35:13,224 --> 00:35:14,724 Do you speak English? 550 00:35:16,394 --> 00:35:19,020 What country do you think this is? 551 00:35:20,648 --> 00:35:21,773 Okay. Listen, 552 00:35:21,858 --> 00:35:25,610 I want you to take extra special care of this vehicle. Okay? 553 00:35:25,695 --> 00:35:27,404 - Hey, no problem. - Great. 554 00:35:27,530 --> 00:35:28,905 Trust me. 555 00:35:30,032 --> 00:35:32,242 - Sir? - Come on. 556 00:35:32,827 --> 00:35:33,827 Come. 557 00:35:44,881 --> 00:35:46,381 Relax. 558 00:35:52,388 --> 00:35:57,100 You fellows have nothing to worry about. I'm a professional. 559 00:35:57,977 --> 00:35:59,394 Professional what? 560 00:36:09,906 --> 00:36:12,616 See what a finski can do to a guy's attitude? 561 00:36:13,159 --> 00:36:14,743 Cameron, come on. 562 00:36:15,786 --> 00:36:17,537 Come on, come on. 563 00:36:28,466 --> 00:36:29,925 Paper? 564 00:36:32,136 --> 00:36:34,471 Hey, look at that. 565 00:36:43,814 --> 00:36:44,814 Go! Go! 566 00:37:32,613 --> 00:37:34,239 Bless his little heart. 567 00:37:46,043 --> 00:37:47,877 Nine times. 568 00:38:33,090 --> 00:38:35,800 - Ferris, you think the car's all right? - Sure. 569 00:38:36,010 --> 00:38:37,719 This is the world's tallest building. 570 00:38:37,803 --> 00:38:40,221 Ferris, I don't feel too good. Can we leave soon? 571 00:38:40,306 --> 00:38:43,016 1,353 feet up in the air... 572 00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:44,934 Here, climb up on this. 573 00:38:47,605 --> 00:38:49,064 Come on, everybody. 574 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:50,648 Cameron. 575 00:38:51,984 --> 00:38:53,360 Okay, now 576 00:38:53,778 --> 00:38:56,279 lean forward against the glass like this. 577 00:38:59,450 --> 00:39:00,658 Oh, my God. 578 00:39:00,743 --> 00:39:02,118 Isn't that great? 579 00:39:03,537 --> 00:39:05,955 The city looks so peaceful from up here. 580 00:39:06,457 --> 00:39:10,126 Anything is peaceful from 1,353 feet. 581 00:39:11,420 --> 00:39:13,213 I think I see my dad. 582 00:39:15,508 --> 00:39:17,425 We got a lot to do, let's go. 583 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,302 Shit. 584 00:39:20,805 --> 00:39:23,306 The son of a bitch is down there somewhere. 585 00:39:44,662 --> 00:39:47,914 - You want to get married? - Sure. 586 00:39:48,541 --> 00:39:50,250 Today? 587 00:39:51,502 --> 00:39:52,919 I'm serious. 588 00:39:53,504 --> 00:39:57,340 - I'm not getting married. - Why not? 589 00:39:57,675 --> 00:40:00,176 What do you mean, "Why not?" Think about it. 590 00:40:00,511 --> 00:40:02,846 Well, no, besides being too young, 591 00:40:02,930 --> 00:40:04,681 having no place to live, 592 00:40:05,182 --> 00:40:09,018 you feeling a little awkward about being the only cheerleader with a husband, 593 00:40:09,103 --> 00:40:11,062 give me one good reason why not. 594 00:40:11,147 --> 00:40:14,691 I'll give you two good reasons why not: my mother and my father. 595 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,735 They're married and they hate each other. 596 00:40:17,820 --> 00:40:19,154 You've seen them. Am I right? 597 00:40:19,238 --> 00:40:21,823 - So what? - Well, it's like that car. 598 00:40:21,907 --> 00:40:24,951 He loves the car. He hates his wife. 599 00:40:33,377 --> 00:40:34,586 Thank you. 600 00:40:50,144 --> 00:40:52,562 Can we please get the hell out of here? 601 00:40:53,355 --> 00:40:55,356 This place gives me the creeps. 602 00:40:56,984 --> 00:40:59,527 Why didn't you tell me we were coming to a... 603 00:41:01,447 --> 00:41:04,824 - Hello, may I help you? - You can sure as hell try. 604 00:41:04,909 --> 00:41:06,576 Hi. I'm Abe Froman. 605 00:41:06,785 --> 00:41:08,536 Party of three for 12:00. 606 00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:14,000 Is there a problem? 607 00:41:14,084 --> 00:41:17,295 - You are Abe Froman? - That's right. I'm Abe Froman. 608 00:41:17,421 --> 00:41:19,422 The sausage king of Chicago? 609 00:41:21,509 --> 00:41:23,593 Yeah. That's me. 610 00:41:23,761 --> 00:41:24,928 Listen, young man, 611 00:41:25,012 --> 00:41:26,846 entre nous, I'm very busy here. 612 00:41:26,931 --> 00:41:30,183 Why don't you take the kids and go back to the clubhouse? 613 00:41:32,311 --> 00:41:34,854 Are you suggesting that I'm not who I say I am? 614 00:41:34,939 --> 00:41:37,982 I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty. 615 00:41:38,067 --> 00:41:39,651 - Snooty? - Snotty. 616 00:41:39,735 --> 00:41:42,654 - Snotty? - Okay, Abe, let's go. 617 00:41:42,821 --> 00:41:46,282 No, I'm not going anywhere. No, we'd like to be seated. 618 00:41:46,367 --> 00:41:48,952 Listen, young man, either you take the field trip outside 619 00:41:49,036 --> 00:41:51,788 or I'm going to have to call the police. 620 00:41:51,956 --> 00:41:52,956 The... 621 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,416 - You're gonna call the police on me? - Yes. 622 00:41:55,501 --> 00:41:58,503 Fine. As a matter of fact, I'll call them myself. 623 00:41:58,587 --> 00:42:02,465 Yes. Call the police. 624 00:42:03,551 --> 00:42:05,218 This'll be a hoot. 625 00:42:11,350 --> 00:42:13,268 Here, give me the phone. I have another call. 626 00:42:13,352 --> 00:42:15,353 - No. - I've had enough of this horsing around. 627 00:42:15,437 --> 00:42:18,314 - Give me the phone back. - You touch me, I yell, "Rat." 628 00:42:18,607 --> 00:42:20,733 There's another phone around here somewhere. Find it. 629 00:42:20,818 --> 00:42:22,485 Wonderful. 630 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,155 I weep for the future. 631 00:42:30,202 --> 00:42:32,620 Okay, Ferris, can we just let it go, please? 632 00:42:32,705 --> 00:42:36,207 Ferris, please. You've gone too far. You're gonna get busted. 633 00:42:38,752 --> 00:42:40,503 A: You can never go too far. 634 00:42:40,588 --> 00:42:44,173 B: If I'm gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that. 635 00:42:44,425 --> 00:42:46,634 Come on, "Abe." 636 00:42:47,136 --> 00:42:48,678 Ask for Abe Froman. 637 00:42:48,762 --> 00:42:52,015 - Chez Quis, bonjour. - May I speak to Abe Froman, 638 00:42:52,933 --> 00:42:56,394 - the sausage king of Chicago? - Abe Froman? 639 00:42:57,021 --> 00:42:59,272 Let me check the restaurant. 640 00:42:59,356 --> 00:43:01,774 Could you describe him for me, please? 641 00:43:02,151 --> 00:43:05,987 Leatherjacket, white T-shirt, sweater vest. 642 00:43:07,323 --> 00:43:09,157 He's devastatingly handsome. 643 00:43:10,159 --> 00:43:13,369 - Hold on one moment. - Yes, thank you. 644 00:43:24,882 --> 00:43:28,801 Mr. Froman, this is Sergeant Peterson, Chicago Police. 645 00:43:32,431 --> 00:43:36,351 - I appreciate your understanding. - Don't think twice. 646 00:43:37,019 --> 00:43:39,270 It's understanding that makes it possible 647 00:43:39,355 --> 00:43:42,398 for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself. 648 00:43:45,611 --> 00:43:48,071 - Thank you. - Don't mention it. 649 00:43:51,533 --> 00:43:53,743 Enjoy your lunch. 650 00:43:55,579 --> 00:43:57,955 Darling, you were wonderful. 651 00:44:07,466 --> 00:44:09,967 Cameron, dear friend, 652 00:44:10,052 --> 00:44:13,930 you thought we wouldn't have any fun. Shame on you. 653 00:44:19,144 --> 00:44:20,812 Maybe I'm overreacting. 654 00:44:21,271 --> 00:44:23,606 Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy. 655 00:44:24,274 --> 00:44:27,777 After all, I got a car. He got a computer. 656 00:44:28,779 --> 00:44:30,154 But still, 657 00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:34,617 why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? 658 00:44:35,285 --> 00:44:37,620 Why should everything work out for him? 659 00:44:38,372 --> 00:44:40,957 What makes him so goddamn special? 660 00:44:42,292 --> 00:44:43,584 Screw him. 661 00:44:43,877 --> 00:44:47,296 I used to think that my family was the only one that had weirdness in it. 662 00:44:48,173 --> 00:44:49,799 That used to worry me. 663 00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:53,136 Then I saw how Cameron's family functioned. 664 00:44:53,470 --> 00:44:55,471 His home life is really twisted. 665 00:44:56,807 --> 00:44:59,976 That's why he's sick all the time. It really bothers him. 666 00:45:00,394 --> 00:45:03,604 He's the only guy I know who feels better when he's sick. 667 00:45:04,815 --> 00:45:08,985 If I had to live in that house, I'd probably pray for disease, too. 668 00:45:09,528 --> 00:45:11,320 The place is like a museum. 669 00:45:11,697 --> 00:45:13,948 It's very beautiful and very cold 670 00:45:14,324 --> 00:45:16,826 and you're not allowed to touch anything. 671 00:45:17,995 --> 00:45:20,329 Can you appreciate what it must have been like 672 00:45:20,664 --> 00:45:23,207 for Cameron to be in that joint as a baby? 673 00:45:24,501 --> 00:45:27,754 I'm actually amazed that I got the car out of the garage. 674 00:45:29,006 --> 00:45:31,340 I caught Cameron digging the ride once or twice. 675 00:45:31,884 --> 00:45:33,259 It's good for him. 676 00:45:33,343 --> 00:45:35,595 It teaches him to deal with his fear. 677 00:45:37,139 --> 00:45:40,016 Plus, and I must be honest here, 678 00:45:40,142 --> 00:45:43,644 I love driving it. It is so choice. 679 00:45:44,146 --> 00:45:47,315 If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up. 680 00:45:49,443 --> 00:45:51,319 - Thank you. - Yes, sir. 681 00:45:51,403 --> 00:45:52,612 Mint. 682 00:46:04,666 --> 00:46:07,251 Well, hello, Jeanie. Who's bothering you now? 683 00:46:07,336 --> 00:46:08,753 Is Mr. Rooney in? 684 00:46:08,879 --> 00:46:11,255 No, I'm sorry, he's not. Can I help you? 685 00:46:11,507 --> 00:46:13,633 I seriously doubt it. When's he back? 686 00:46:13,717 --> 00:46:15,134 I don't know. 687 00:46:15,219 --> 00:46:18,095 He's left the school grounds on personal business. 688 00:46:18,180 --> 00:46:19,972 What's that supposed to mean? 689 00:46:20,057 --> 00:46:24,060 I suppose it means it's personal and it's none of your business, young lady. 690 00:46:25,729 --> 00:46:27,063 Nice attitude. 691 00:46:27,856 --> 00:46:30,858 Isn't Mrs. Hagel expecting you in consumer ed. Class? 692 00:46:30,984 --> 00:46:32,193 Probably. 693 00:46:38,534 --> 00:46:40,201 What a little asshole. 694 00:46:40,452 --> 00:46:43,287 Dave, you've got to consider raising your advertising budget. 695 00:46:43,372 --> 00:46:44,956 - We don't have the money. - Dave, 696 00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:48,417 if you wanna sell, you have to spend. It's as simple as that. 697 00:46:50,254 --> 00:46:52,588 Four thousand restaurants in the downtown area. 698 00:46:52,673 --> 00:46:54,298 I pick the one my father goes to. 699 00:46:54,383 --> 00:46:56,843 - We're pinched, for sure. - No way, Cameron. 700 00:46:57,094 --> 00:46:59,595 Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive. 701 00:46:59,972 --> 00:47:01,222 Let's go. 702 00:47:01,431 --> 00:47:03,808 - Let's surrender. - Never. 703 00:47:09,147 --> 00:47:11,816 Dave, I know it sounds like I'm beating a dead horse on this one. 704 00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:13,651 But I'm telling you, that that's not the case. 705 00:47:13,735 --> 00:47:15,278 We don't have the money. We don't have the... 706 00:47:15,362 --> 00:47:17,613 Dave, you're one of the brightest guys in this business. 707 00:47:17,698 --> 00:47:20,491 You know what it takes to push this over the top. 708 00:47:20,951 --> 00:47:22,702 We're gonna go heavy on TV 709 00:47:22,786 --> 00:47:24,537 and lighten up on the radio and the print. Okay? 710 00:47:24,621 --> 00:47:26,789 - He's got the money. - Look, come on back to my office. 711 00:47:26,874 --> 00:47:28,583 - I'll lay out the entire... - He's got the money. 712 00:47:28,667 --> 00:47:30,668 Dave, we know you've got the money. 713 00:47:30,752 --> 00:47:33,796 We just have to spend it. That's all, you bonehead. 714 00:48:27,059 --> 00:48:29,101 Bueller. 715 00:48:40,322 --> 00:48:45,701 Les jeux sont faits. The game is up. 716 00:48:46,495 --> 00:48:48,371 Your ass is mine. 717 00:49:16,191 --> 00:49:18,567 Runner at first base, nobody out. 718 00:49:19,820 --> 00:49:23,823 That's the first hit they've had since the fifth inning, 719 00:49:23,907 --> 00:49:26,659 only the fourth hit in the game. 720 00:49:28,662 --> 00:49:30,246 0 and 2, the count. 721 00:49:31,039 --> 00:49:32,289 There's a drive, 722 00:49:32,374 --> 00:49:36,460 left field, twisting, and into foul territory. 723 00:49:38,463 --> 00:49:41,841 Boy, I'm really surprised they didn't go for it in that inning. 724 00:49:41,925 --> 00:49:43,801 Lee Smith. 725 00:49:44,803 --> 00:49:47,013 - What's the score? - Nothing, nothing. 726 00:49:47,097 --> 00:49:48,764 Who's winning? 727 00:49:50,392 --> 00:49:51,434 The Bears. 728 00:49:51,518 --> 00:49:53,769 There's the ball, bunted foul back to the screen. 729 00:49:55,313 --> 00:49:56,355 Boy, I don't know... 730 00:50:06,616 --> 00:50:07,700 Think I broke my thumb. 731 00:50:07,784 --> 00:50:11,620 Hey batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, swing, batter. Come on. 732 00:50:11,913 --> 00:50:14,999 Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, swing, batter. 733 00:50:15,083 --> 00:50:18,794 He can't hit, he can't hit, he can't hit, swing, batter. 734 00:50:23,258 --> 00:50:24,717 Hey, Cameron. 735 00:50:25,427 --> 00:50:28,220 Do you realize if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in gym? 736 00:50:30,807 --> 00:50:32,641 Keep moving, keep moving. 737 00:50:33,268 --> 00:50:34,268 You're up now. 738 00:50:34,352 --> 00:50:37,104 Come on, get the piano off that back. Let's go. 739 00:50:37,439 --> 00:50:39,648 Come on, boys, let's go. 740 00:50:40,817 --> 00:50:42,860 You'll never get out of here. Move! 741 00:50:45,155 --> 00:50:46,572 Come on, move! 742 00:50:52,454 --> 00:50:53,996 I hate him. 743 00:51:35,997 --> 00:51:37,206 Who is it? 744 00:51:43,672 --> 00:51:47,007 It's Ed Rooney, Ferris. I'd like to have a word with you. 745 00:51:47,384 --> 00:51:50,594 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. 746 00:51:50,762 --> 00:51:52,805 I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, 747 00:51:52,889 --> 00:51:55,516 I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself 748 00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,560 to further school absences. 749 00:51:58,270 --> 00:52:00,187 Save it, Ferris. Come down here. 750 00:52:00,272 --> 00:52:02,857 You can reach my parents at their places of business. 751 00:52:03,483 --> 00:52:05,442 Thank you for stopping by. 752 00:52:05,527 --> 00:52:08,070 I appreciate your concern for my well-being. 753 00:52:08,738 --> 00:52:11,991 I am not leaving till you come down and talk to me, Ferris. 754 00:52:12,075 --> 00:52:13,534 Have a nice day. 755 00:52:13,618 --> 00:52:15,327 You're in big trouble, buster! 756 00:52:15,412 --> 00:52:16,704 Get down here! 757 00:52:19,082 --> 00:52:20,249 Ferris. 758 00:52:21,459 --> 00:52:22,710 Ferris! 759 00:52:33,054 --> 00:52:34,138 Who is it? 760 00:52:34,514 --> 00:52:36,515 You know goddamn well who it is! 761 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,727 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. 762 00:52:40,103 --> 00:52:42,271 I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, 763 00:52:42,355 --> 00:52:44,982 I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself 764 00:52:45,066 --> 00:52:47,067 to further school absences. 765 00:52:48,987 --> 00:52:51,947 You can reach my parents at their places of business. 766 00:52:55,035 --> 00:52:56,785 Thank you for stopping by. 767 00:52:57,078 --> 00:52:59,622 I appreciate your concern for my well-being. 768 00:53:00,916 --> 00:53:02,708 Have a nice day. 769 00:53:14,804 --> 00:53:15,804 Damn it. 770 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:24,980 Oh, mud. 771 00:53:53,260 --> 00:53:56,136 Bueller, you son of a bitch. 772 00:54:05,814 --> 00:54:06,814 My shoe. 773 00:54:17,117 --> 00:54:18,117 Damn it. 774 00:54:22,872 --> 00:54:24,707 Oh, shit. 775 00:55:04,539 --> 00:55:06,707 Not sure about this family. 776 00:55:45,622 --> 00:55:46,914 Hi, doggie. 777 00:55:52,337 --> 00:55:53,462 Stay, boy. 778 00:55:55,298 --> 00:55:58,342 No, no. Stay. Stay. 779 00:55:59,302 --> 00:56:03,889 Sit. 780 00:56:04,557 --> 00:56:06,934 Heel. Stay. 781 00:58:05,178 --> 00:58:07,471 And passing the reviewing stand now, 782 00:58:09,140 --> 00:58:11,725 Silbernen Ritter Drum and Bugle Corps. 783 00:58:13,978 --> 00:58:17,940 The United German-American Male and Female Caucus. 784 00:58:18,066 --> 00:58:20,275 The Empire German-Americans. 785 00:58:28,576 --> 00:58:30,869 It's getting late, buddy, we better go get the car back home. 786 00:58:30,954 --> 00:58:31,954 - What? - What do you... 787 00:58:32,038 --> 00:58:34,164 We have a few hours. We have until 6:00. 788 00:58:34,249 --> 00:58:37,251 I'm sorry, I mean, I know you don't care, but it does mean my ass. 789 00:58:37,335 --> 00:58:40,045 - You think I don't care? - I know you don't care. 790 00:58:42,382 --> 00:58:44,508 Oh, that hurts, Cameron. 791 00:58:45,802 --> 00:58:49,346 - Cameron, what have you seen today? - Nothing good. 792 00:58:50,306 --> 00:58:51,306 Nothing... 793 00:58:51,849 --> 00:58:54,309 Nothing good? This... 794 00:58:54,394 --> 00:58:57,229 What do you mean, "Nothing good"? We've seen everything good! 795 00:58:57,313 --> 00:58:59,064 We've seen the whole city! 796 00:58:59,524 --> 00:59:02,359 We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art. 797 00:59:02,652 --> 00:59:04,820 We ate pancreas. 798 00:59:05,071 --> 00:59:07,030 Saw... What? 799 00:59:07,991 --> 00:59:09,241 What's wrong? 800 00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:18,834 Look over there. 801 00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:52,075 What's he doing? 802 00:59:52,368 --> 00:59:55,746 He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands. 803 00:59:55,830 --> 00:59:56,997 What? 804 01:00:05,214 --> 01:00:06,465 Don't! Don't. 805 01:00:34,577 --> 01:00:36,828 He didn't leave. He's probably doing something. 806 01:00:36,913 --> 01:00:39,164 No, it really busts my hump, you know? 807 01:00:39,248 --> 01:00:42,334 Oh, Cameron, he didn't ditch us or anything. He's here. 808 01:00:42,418 --> 01:00:44,586 For all we know, he went back to school. 809 01:00:44,671 --> 01:00:46,838 He would not go back to school. 810 01:00:46,923 --> 01:00:49,174 Yeah, he'd do it. He'd just do it just to make me sweat. 811 01:00:49,258 --> 01:00:51,009 No, he would not. Cameron, come on. 812 01:00:51,094 --> 01:00:52,469 Makes me mad. 813 01:00:52,595 --> 01:00:55,764 Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd. 814 01:00:56,140 --> 01:00:57,891 We'd like to play a little tune for you. 815 01:00:57,975 --> 01:01:00,185 It's one of my personal favorites 816 01:01:00,353 --> 01:01:02,270 and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man 817 01:01:02,355 --> 01:01:05,190 who doesn't think he's seen anything good today. 818 01:01:05,274 --> 01:01:07,859 Cameron Frye, this one's for you. 819 01:01:15,326 --> 01:01:18,745 - Ferris! Get off of the float! - What are you doing? 820 01:01:18,830 --> 01:01:21,373 Get off the float! I can't believe you. 821 01:01:21,457 --> 01:01:24,668 How'd you get up there? You're out of your mind! 822 01:02:01,122 --> 01:02:03,874 You know, as long as I've known him everything works for him. 823 01:02:04,625 --> 01:02:07,794 There's nothing he can't handle. I can't handle anything. 824 01:02:09,630 --> 01:02:11,798 School, parents, the future... 825 01:02:13,718 --> 01:02:15,343 Ferris can do anything. 826 01:02:18,723 --> 01:02:20,724 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 827 01:02:22,810 --> 01:02:26,188 - College. - Yeah. But to do what? 828 01:02:29,609 --> 01:02:31,401 What are you interested in? 829 01:02:34,572 --> 01:02:35,572 Nothing. 830 01:02:37,909 --> 01:02:39,075 Me neither. 831 01:02:46,542 --> 01:02:48,001 You're crazy! 832 01:02:50,379 --> 01:02:52,672 What do you think Ferris is gonna do? 833 01:02:54,675 --> 01:02:57,052 He's gonna be a fry cook at Venus. 834 01:05:54,689 --> 01:05:56,272 Christ. 835 01:06:03,614 --> 01:06:04,990 Poochie, poochie, poochie. 836 01:06:05,908 --> 01:06:08,743 Look what Uncle Ed has for you, you little fucker. 837 01:06:15,793 --> 01:06:17,002 Jeez. 838 01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:26,469 Sleep tight, pooch. 839 01:06:52,496 --> 01:06:53,997 I knew it! 840 01:07:04,675 --> 01:07:06,134 Well, where is she? 841 01:07:07,178 --> 01:07:08,970 Look, this is her daughter. 842 01:07:13,434 --> 01:07:15,435 Well, do you know where she is? 843 01:07:15,728 --> 01:07:17,771 Do you know when she'll be back? 844 01:07:18,230 --> 01:07:19,773 Do you know anything? 845 01:08:10,199 --> 01:08:11,324 Ferris. 846 01:08:11,951 --> 01:08:13,034 Bueller. 847 01:08:15,037 --> 01:08:17,038 - Ha! - Ya! 848 01:08:34,348 --> 01:08:36,724 You're psychotic. You are, man. 849 01:08:36,809 --> 01:08:39,352 You're out of your goddamn mind. I can't believe you did that. 850 01:08:39,436 --> 01:08:41,563 I can't believe you went on a goddamn parade float! 851 01:08:43,149 --> 01:08:45,608 Okay, okay, wait. No, okay, wait. Okay. 852 01:08:46,235 --> 01:08:49,904 "Yeah, yeah. This tune is one of my personal favorites." 853 01:08:50,239 --> 01:08:51,906 You're out of your mind. 854 01:08:51,991 --> 01:08:53,741 Do you realize how many people saw you? 855 01:08:53,826 --> 01:08:54,993 - You're nailed. - No, no. 856 01:08:55,077 --> 01:08:56,327 - You are. You're nailed. - You are. 857 01:08:56,412 --> 01:08:59,122 Who'd believe that I was in a parade? Who the hell am I? 858 01:08:59,206 --> 01:09:01,708 Besides, anybody who would nail me wouldn't go to a parade. 859 01:09:01,792 --> 01:09:04,752 - My mother would. - I'm not worried about your mother. 860 01:09:05,087 --> 01:09:06,504 That was so quick. 861 01:09:08,799 --> 01:09:09,799 Hey. 862 01:09:11,427 --> 01:09:13,469 This looks okay to me, Cameron. 863 01:09:13,721 --> 01:09:15,430 Looks great, let's roll. 864 01:09:16,599 --> 01:09:19,267 Here you go. Nice job. Thank you. 865 01:09:19,393 --> 01:09:23,229 You're a very generous individual. Come back anytime. 866 01:09:23,314 --> 01:09:26,316 - Right, okay. Watch the seat. - Thanks a lot. 867 01:09:26,734 --> 01:09:27,734 Sorry. 868 01:09:32,990 --> 01:09:35,366 - Have a good night. - Bye, you guys. 869 01:09:35,451 --> 01:09:37,493 - Yeah, see you later. - Later. 870 01:09:41,665 --> 01:09:44,042 Yeah, man, we gotta do this again. 871 01:09:47,046 --> 01:09:49,422 Look, this... This is not a phony phone call. 872 01:09:49,506 --> 01:09:53,635 There is an intruder, male, Caucasian, possibly armed, 873 01:09:53,719 --> 01:09:56,304 certainly weird, in my kitchen. 874 01:09:57,097 --> 01:09:59,849 Yeah, my, my... My name's Bueller. 875 01:10:01,769 --> 01:10:04,270 It's real nice that you hope my brother's feeling better, 876 01:10:04,355 --> 01:10:06,481 but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute. 877 01:10:06,565 --> 01:10:09,275 I am very alone. And I'm very protective of my body. 878 01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:12,195 I do not want it violated, or killed, all right? 879 01:10:12,321 --> 01:10:14,030 I need help! 880 01:10:14,782 --> 01:10:16,241 Speak-a de English? 881 01:10:17,618 --> 01:10:18,993 Dickhead. 882 01:10:29,296 --> 01:10:30,463 God. 883 01:10:32,341 --> 01:10:33,424 Excuse me. 884 01:10:33,717 --> 01:10:35,510 Whoever's in the house is still in the house, 885 01:10:35,594 --> 01:10:38,096 I'd like you to know that I've just called the police. 886 01:10:38,180 --> 01:10:39,889 So if you have any brains whatsoever, 887 01:10:39,974 --> 01:10:42,684 you'll get your ass out of my house real quick. 888 01:10:44,103 --> 01:10:46,688 I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun 889 01:10:46,772 --> 01:10:48,773 and a scorching case of herpes. 890 01:10:57,324 --> 01:11:00,034 Hey, wait, wait, wait. That's my car! I'll move it! 891 01:11:03,038 --> 01:11:05,123 He got my keys! 892 01:11:07,042 --> 01:11:08,543 You shithead! 893 01:11:20,431 --> 01:11:21,597 I feel pretty good. 894 01:11:21,682 --> 01:11:23,641 - Yeah? - I feel real good. 895 01:11:23,726 --> 01:11:26,686 Those guys... Those guys were nice, huh? At the garage. 896 01:11:26,770 --> 01:11:28,563 I was a little worried about them. 897 01:11:29,231 --> 01:11:30,565 Turned out good. 898 01:11:35,863 --> 01:11:36,863 Hey. 899 01:11:41,243 --> 01:11:42,577 - Cameron? - Yeah? 900 01:11:43,954 --> 01:11:47,332 How many miles did you say this thing had on it when we left? 901 01:11:48,083 --> 01:11:49,625 One hundred and twenty-six 902 01:11:49,710 --> 01:11:51,711 and halfway between three and four-tenths. 903 01:11:52,838 --> 01:11:53,838 Why? 904 01:11:55,549 --> 01:11:57,425 How many miles are on it now? 905 01:12:02,389 --> 01:12:04,724 Here's where Cameron goes berserk. 906 01:12:24,453 --> 01:12:27,872 Cameron. Are you okay? Cam? 907 01:12:28,624 --> 01:12:30,375 Cameron, cut that out. 908 01:12:33,837 --> 01:12:35,046 Who is it? 909 01:12:36,131 --> 01:12:39,008 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. 910 01:12:39,551 --> 01:12:41,469 I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, 911 01:12:41,553 --> 01:12:44,555 I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself... 912 01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:46,557 God bless the police. 913 01:12:46,809 --> 01:12:49,769 I'm saved. Oh, thank you, God. Thank you, thank you. You are the best. 914 01:12:49,853 --> 01:12:51,312 Have a nice day. 915 01:12:51,397 --> 01:12:52,397 Thank... 916 01:12:52,481 --> 01:12:56,067 I heard that you were feeling ill. 917 01:12:56,235 --> 01:12:59,362 Headache, fever, and a chill. 918 01:12:59,571 --> 01:13:02,949 I came to help restore your pluck 919 01:13:03,117 --> 01:13:05,493 'cause I'm the nurse who likes to... 920 01:13:12,751 --> 01:13:14,752 This may very well be for real. 921 01:13:16,380 --> 01:13:19,632 I think Cameron might have blown a microchip or two. 922 01:13:20,008 --> 01:13:22,176 He's always been a little keyed up. 923 01:13:22,636 --> 01:13:25,179 All I wanted to do was give him a good day. 924 01:13:26,557 --> 01:13:29,600 We're gonna graduate in a couple of months and then 925 01:13:29,852 --> 01:13:33,229 we'll have the summer. He'll work and I'll work. 926 01:13:34,440 --> 01:13:37,275 We'll see each other at night and on the weekends. 927 01:13:37,943 --> 01:13:40,820 Then he'll go to one school and I'll go to another. 928 01:13:41,864 --> 01:13:43,865 Basically that will be it. 929 01:13:47,369 --> 01:13:49,120 Sloane's as big a problem. 930 01:13:50,831 --> 01:13:52,790 She still has another year of high school. 931 01:13:52,875 --> 01:13:54,584 How do I deal with that? 932 01:13:55,752 --> 01:13:58,212 I was serious when I said I would marry her. 933 01:13:58,297 --> 01:13:59,881 I would. 934 01:13:59,965 --> 01:14:02,884 Cameron? Cam? 935 01:14:03,802 --> 01:14:05,219 Can you hear me? 936 01:14:07,055 --> 01:14:08,431 Cameron? 937 01:14:09,975 --> 01:14:11,976 Blink if you understand me. 938 01:14:12,895 --> 01:14:14,896 Cameron has never been in love. 939 01:14:15,063 --> 01:14:17,648 At least nobody's ever been in love with him. 940 01:14:18,567 --> 01:14:23,404 If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays. 941 01:14:23,530 --> 01:14:25,740 And she's gonna treat him like shit 942 01:14:26,450 --> 01:14:30,661 because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind 943 01:14:30,746 --> 01:14:33,623 as the end-all, be-all of human existence. 944 01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:35,917 She won't respect him. 945 01:14:36,752 --> 01:14:39,795 'Cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. 946 01:14:40,130 --> 01:14:42,131 Just doesn't work. 947 01:14:42,341 --> 01:14:45,426 Ferris. We better try something else. 948 01:14:45,928 --> 01:14:47,428 This isn't working. 949 01:14:52,434 --> 01:14:54,519 You feeling any better, Cameron? 950 01:14:57,606 --> 01:15:01,400 Cam, why don't you come in here? It's really nice. 951 01:15:05,322 --> 01:15:08,032 Cameron, I could flip out real easy, too. 952 01:15:08,408 --> 01:15:09,992 It's okay. 953 01:15:11,662 --> 01:15:14,163 Sooner or later everybody goes to the zoo. 954 01:15:20,712 --> 01:15:22,547 Maybe he's really sick. 955 01:15:23,340 --> 01:15:25,967 Maybe he isn't just torturing himself. 956 01:16:08,176 --> 01:16:09,176 Hey. 957 01:16:10,178 --> 01:16:11,971 Hey, hey. 958 01:16:13,015 --> 01:16:14,015 Hey, Cameron. 959 01:16:14,975 --> 01:16:16,559 Cam. Cameron, wake up! 960 01:16:16,768 --> 01:16:18,769 Come on, wake up. Hey, wake up. 961 01:16:19,396 --> 01:16:21,772 Oh, shit, Cameron, come on. Cameron! 962 01:16:21,940 --> 01:16:23,316 Come on, wake up! 963 01:16:23,817 --> 01:16:24,817 Hey. 964 01:16:28,238 --> 01:16:29,280 What is that? 965 01:16:29,364 --> 01:16:32,199 Ferris Bueller, you're my hero. 966 01:16:32,284 --> 01:16:36,037 - You're kidding? - Wow, that was pretty impressive, man. 967 01:16:36,121 --> 01:16:38,164 You bitch. Oh, you son of a bitch. 968 01:16:40,834 --> 01:16:42,251 Come on. 969 01:16:42,419 --> 01:16:43,502 Tarzan. 970 01:16:46,590 --> 01:16:47,673 Sheena! 971 01:17:14,451 --> 01:17:15,618 Drugs? 972 01:17:18,330 --> 01:17:20,164 Thank you, no. I'm straight. 973 01:17:21,166 --> 01:17:23,459 I meant, are you in here for drugs? 974 01:17:26,588 --> 01:17:28,756 - Why are you here? - Drugs. 975 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:31,550 I don't know why I'm here. 976 01:17:32,010 --> 01:17:33,594 Why don't you go home? 977 01:17:34,304 --> 01:17:36,764 Why don't you put your thumb up your butt? 978 01:17:42,479 --> 01:17:44,689 You wear too much eye make-up. 979 01:17:49,152 --> 01:17:50,986 My sister wears too much. 980 01:17:51,613 --> 01:17:53,447 People think she's a whore. 981 01:17:59,454 --> 01:18:01,622 You don't wanna talk about your problem? 982 01:18:01,707 --> 01:18:04,750 - With you? Are you serious? - I'm serious. 983 01:18:05,627 --> 01:18:07,086 Blow yourself. 984 01:18:11,925 --> 01:18:14,802 All right, you wanna know what's wrong? 985 01:18:16,054 --> 01:18:17,638 I know what's wrong. 986 01:18:18,473 --> 01:18:20,266 I just wanna hear you say it. 987 01:18:20,642 --> 01:18:23,018 In a nutshell, I hate my brother. 988 01:18:23,228 --> 01:18:25,312 - How's that? - That's cool. 989 01:18:25,647 --> 01:18:27,857 Did you blow him away or something? 990 01:18:29,109 --> 01:18:30,526 No, not yet. 991 01:18:33,530 --> 01:18:35,656 See, I went home to confirm that the shithead 992 01:18:35,741 --> 01:18:37,742 was ditching school and when I was there, 993 01:18:37,826 --> 01:18:39,326 a guy broke into the house. 994 01:18:39,411 --> 01:18:43,122 I called the cops and they picked me up for making a phony phone call. 995 01:18:43,206 --> 01:18:45,958 What do you care if your brother ditches school? 996 01:18:47,085 --> 01:18:50,212 Why should he get to ditch, when everybody else has to go? 997 01:18:50,297 --> 01:18:53,883 - You could ditch. - Yeah, I'd get caught. 998 01:18:55,343 --> 01:18:56,343 I see. 999 01:18:57,345 --> 01:19:00,806 So you're pissed off 'cause he ditches and doesn't get caught, is that it? 1000 01:19:03,935 --> 01:19:05,686 - Basically. - Basically. 1001 01:19:07,105 --> 01:19:09,356 Then your problem is you. 1002 01:19:09,483 --> 01:19:12,067 - Excuse me? - Excuse you. 1003 01:19:12,694 --> 01:19:15,279 You ought to spend a little more time dealing with yourself 1004 01:19:15,363 --> 01:19:18,532 a little less time worrying about what your brother does. 1005 01:19:18,658 --> 01:19:20,451 That's just an opinion. 1006 01:19:21,161 --> 01:19:23,454 - What are you, a psychiatrist? - No. 1007 01:19:23,747 --> 01:19:26,123 Then why don't you keep your opinions to yourself? 1008 01:19:30,337 --> 01:19:32,546 There's somebody you should talk to. 1009 01:19:37,344 --> 01:19:40,596 If you say "Ferris Bueller," you lose a testicle. 1010 01:19:41,431 --> 01:19:42,807 Oh, you know him? 1011 01:19:51,733 --> 01:19:54,902 You know, that whole time I was just thinking things over. 1012 01:19:56,988 --> 01:20:00,574 I was, like... I was, like, meditating. 1013 01:20:03,578 --> 01:20:06,622 Then I sort of watched myself from inside. 1014 01:20:08,792 --> 01:20:10,918 I realized it was ridiculous 1015 01:20:12,420 --> 01:20:16,507 being afraid, worrying about everything, 1016 01:20:16,591 --> 01:20:20,135 wishing I was dead. All that shit. I'm tired of it. 1017 01:20:23,849 --> 01:20:25,766 It's the best day of my life. 1018 01:20:31,106 --> 01:20:33,274 I'm gonna miss you guys next year. 1019 01:20:42,450 --> 01:20:45,953 Cameron? Can I ask you a question? 1020 01:20:47,914 --> 01:20:49,081 Yeah. 1021 01:20:51,209 --> 01:20:54,295 Did you see me change out of my clothes by the Jacuzzi? 1022 01:20:57,299 --> 01:20:58,299 Did you? 1023 01:21:00,802 --> 01:21:01,927 You saw me? 1024 01:21:02,596 --> 01:21:04,972 I thought you were catatonic. 1025 01:21:09,603 --> 01:21:11,145 That's okay. 1026 01:21:12,397 --> 01:21:13,898 I'm not embarrassed. 1027 01:21:16,359 --> 01:21:18,944 I better check on the car. 1028 01:21:32,626 --> 01:21:34,043 Hey, Ferris! 1029 01:21:35,754 --> 01:21:36,754 Yeah? 1030 01:21:39,925 --> 01:21:41,759 The miles aren't coming off. 1031 01:21:43,178 --> 01:21:45,846 The miles aren't coming off going in reverse. 1032 01:21:52,771 --> 01:21:54,855 Well, I thought that might be a problem. 1033 01:21:54,940 --> 01:21:58,817 Just have to crack open the odometer, roll it back by hand. 1034 01:22:00,236 --> 01:22:01,779 No. Forget it. 1035 01:22:03,823 --> 01:22:05,032 Forget it. 1036 01:22:11,039 --> 01:22:12,873 I gotta take a stand. 1037 01:22:17,545 --> 01:22:18,963 I'm bullshit. 1038 01:22:22,968 --> 01:22:25,219 I put up with everything. 1039 01:22:29,557 --> 01:22:32,267 My old man pushes me around. 1040 01:22:35,063 --> 01:22:37,231 I never say anything! 1041 01:22:42,070 --> 01:22:44,613 Well, he's not the problem. I'm the problem. 1042 01:22:51,663 --> 01:22:53,288 I gotta take a stand. 1043 01:22:56,584 --> 01:22:58,961 I gotta take a stand against him. 1044 01:23:01,840 --> 01:23:04,633 I am not gonna sit on my ass 1045 01:23:05,218 --> 01:23:08,762 as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. 1046 01:23:08,847 --> 01:23:10,472 I'm gonna take a stand. 1047 01:23:12,058 --> 01:23:13,892 I'm gonna defend it. 1048 01:23:15,270 --> 01:23:17,479 Right or wrong, I'm gonna defend it. 1049 01:23:29,617 --> 01:23:31,744 I'm so sick of his shit! 1050 01:23:32,746 --> 01:23:35,998 I can't stand him, and I hate this goddamn car. 1051 01:23:36,082 --> 01:23:39,418 Who do you love? Who do you love? You love a car. 1052 01:23:39,544 --> 01:23:42,046 You son of a bitch. 1053 01:24:05,070 --> 01:24:06,070 Shit. 1054 01:24:09,032 --> 01:24:10,866 I dented the shit out of it. 1055 01:24:15,747 --> 01:24:16,747 Good. 1056 01:24:20,919 --> 01:24:24,671 My father will come home, he'll see what I did. I can't hide this. 1057 01:24:27,467 --> 01:24:31,053 He'll come home, he'll see what I did. He'll have to deal with me. 1058 01:24:32,222 --> 01:24:34,139 I don't care, I really don't. 1059 01:24:35,934 --> 01:24:37,935 I'm just tired of being afraid. 1060 01:24:45,276 --> 01:24:46,527 Hell with him. 1061 01:24:50,448 --> 01:24:53,325 I can't wait to see the look on the bastard's face. 1062 01:25:23,314 --> 01:25:24,565 What'd I do? 1063 01:25:35,827 --> 01:25:39,913 - What'd I do? - You killed the car. 1064 01:26:18,119 --> 01:26:19,661 Whoa. 1065 01:26:22,123 --> 01:26:24,291 Holy shit. 1066 01:26:38,556 --> 01:26:40,140 Cameron, it's my fault. 1067 01:26:40,892 --> 01:26:41,975 I'll take the heat for it. 1068 01:26:42,060 --> 01:26:43,518 We'll wait for your father to come home 1069 01:26:43,603 --> 01:26:45,520 and when he gets here, I'll tell him that I did it. 1070 01:26:45,605 --> 01:26:47,022 He hates me anyway. 1071 01:26:53,071 --> 01:26:55,530 No. I'll take it. 1072 01:26:56,074 --> 01:26:57,157 No, I'll take it. 1073 01:26:57,242 --> 01:27:00,077 No. No, you don't want this much heat. 1074 01:27:00,161 --> 01:27:01,703 I want it. If I didn't want it, 1075 01:27:01,788 --> 01:27:03,914 I wouldn't have let you take the car out this morning. 1076 01:27:03,998 --> 01:27:06,291 I made you take the car this morning. 1077 01:27:06,376 --> 01:27:08,001 I could've stopped you. 1078 01:27:08,169 --> 01:27:11,213 It is possible to stop Mr. Ferris Bueller, you know? 1079 01:27:11,297 --> 01:27:14,216 No, I want it. I'm gonna take it. That's it. 1080 01:27:15,343 --> 01:27:17,678 When Morris comes home, 1081 01:27:18,680 --> 01:27:20,973 he and I'll just have a little chat. 1082 01:27:22,850 --> 01:27:24,059 It's cool. 1083 01:27:24,894 --> 01:27:26,853 No, it's gonna be good. 1084 01:27:28,439 --> 01:27:29,940 Thanks anyway. 1085 01:27:39,033 --> 01:27:40,450 This is a shock to me. 1086 01:27:40,535 --> 01:27:43,120 I mean, first of all, I don't know why she wasn't in school. 1087 01:27:43,204 --> 01:27:45,372 And second of all, I just can't believe 1088 01:27:45,456 --> 01:27:47,958 she came to you with this story about an intruder. 1089 01:27:48,042 --> 01:27:52,129 Well, for whatever reason she did it, I think she's had a pretty good scare. 1090 01:27:52,630 --> 01:27:55,132 Well, I really appreciate your calling me. Really. 1091 01:27:55,216 --> 01:27:57,175 I can assure you that her father and I are going 1092 01:27:57,260 --> 01:27:59,303 to have a long talk with her when we get home. 1093 01:27:59,387 --> 01:28:00,762 Thank you so much. 1094 01:28:01,973 --> 01:28:04,808 Oh, by the way, I hope your son is feeling better. 1095 01:28:04,976 --> 01:28:06,226 I beg your pardon? 1096 01:28:06,311 --> 01:28:09,229 Tell him all the guys at the station here are pulling for him. 1097 01:28:10,231 --> 01:28:11,273 Oh, right. 1098 01:28:20,783 --> 01:28:23,243 - Hi. - Don't "hi" me, young lady. 1099 01:28:23,745 --> 01:28:25,537 - I wanna get out of here, now, all right? - Okay. 1100 01:28:25,621 --> 01:28:27,205 No, now. Let's get out of here. 1101 01:28:27,290 --> 01:28:28,957 - Okay. - Okay? 1102 01:28:29,042 --> 01:28:30,042 - Yes. - Now. 1103 01:28:30,126 --> 01:28:31,126 Fine. 1104 01:28:31,669 --> 01:28:32,669 Okay. 1105 01:28:37,800 --> 01:28:41,094 - She's a little hyper. - Yeah. 1106 01:28:43,931 --> 01:28:48,101 Let's not ruin this with a lot of talk, all right? Okay? 1107 01:28:49,395 --> 01:28:51,521 You didn't tell me your name. 1108 01:28:52,607 --> 01:28:57,361 Well, it's Jean, but, a lot of guys call me Shauna. 1109 01:28:58,446 --> 01:28:59,780 Okay, Jean. 1110 01:29:00,365 --> 01:29:01,365 Cool. 1111 01:29:02,700 --> 01:29:04,117 That's great. 1112 01:29:05,203 --> 01:29:06,828 I'll see you, okay? 1113 01:29:08,039 --> 01:29:09,039 Yeah. 1114 01:29:12,293 --> 01:29:14,127 Jeanie, now! 1115 01:29:14,879 --> 01:29:18,256 - Now! - Okay! 1116 01:29:26,182 --> 01:29:27,933 I had a great time today. 1117 01:29:28,851 --> 01:29:31,353 Yeah. It was pretty cool. 1118 01:29:33,815 --> 01:29:36,274 Do you... Do you think Cameron's gonna be okay? 1119 01:29:36,359 --> 01:29:37,401 Oh, yeah. 1120 01:29:38,152 --> 01:29:40,654 Yeah, sure. For the first time in his life. 1121 01:29:40,947 --> 01:29:42,656 He's gonna be just fine. 1122 01:29:51,165 --> 01:29:54,501 You knew what you were doing when you woke up this morning, didn't you? 1123 01:29:55,169 --> 01:29:57,671 Me? No. 1124 01:30:17,191 --> 01:30:20,944 Oh, shit. I have to go. 1125 01:30:22,989 --> 01:30:24,948 - I'll call you tonight. - Okay. 1126 01:30:29,162 --> 01:30:31,705 - I love you! - I love you, too! 1127 01:30:33,708 --> 01:30:35,375 He's gonna marry me. 1128 01:30:39,213 --> 01:30:41,840 Do you know what it's like to be pulled out of work 1129 01:30:41,924 --> 01:30:44,342 to pick up your daughter at the police station? 1130 01:30:44,427 --> 01:30:45,469 No, not really. 1131 01:30:45,553 --> 01:30:47,053 Well, on top of everything else, 1132 01:30:47,138 --> 01:30:50,515 I was about to close the damn deal with the Vermont people. 1133 01:30:50,725 --> 01:30:52,142 I'm sorry. 1134 01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:57,397 I was gonna take my commission and buy Ferris a car. 1135 01:30:59,275 --> 01:31:03,278 Jeanie, what the hell are you doing? You trying to kill us? 1136 01:31:03,488 --> 01:31:04,988 God, look at this mess. 1137 01:31:05,072 --> 01:31:08,033 Paper all over the place. I'll never get this back in order. 1138 01:31:15,958 --> 01:31:17,501 Jeanie! 1139 01:31:26,469 --> 01:31:30,055 - Slow down! Now! Now! - I can't drive when you're yelling at me! 1140 01:31:30,223 --> 01:31:31,223 Stop it! 1141 01:32:02,004 --> 01:32:03,797 - Hi, how you doing? Ferris Bueller. - Hi. 1142 01:33:32,053 --> 01:33:33,637 - No, don't get up. - Hey. 1143 01:33:33,721 --> 01:33:35,221 Smells delicious. 1144 01:33:36,057 --> 01:33:37,641 - Dinner's ready. - What? 1145 01:33:37,850 --> 01:33:39,225 Who's that? 1146 01:34:12,385 --> 01:34:15,887 - What's wrong? - Everything. 1147 01:34:16,263 --> 01:34:18,890 I just picked up Jeanie at the police station. 1148 01:34:20,935 --> 01:34:23,186 She got a speeding ticket, another speeding ticket 1149 01:34:23,270 --> 01:34:25,063 and I lost the Vermont deal because of her. 1150 01:34:25,147 --> 01:34:26,981 I think we should shoot her. 1151 01:34:33,781 --> 01:34:35,448 Looking for this? 1152 01:34:48,129 --> 01:34:49,504 I got you, Ferris. 1153 01:34:49,922 --> 01:34:52,132 - How's Ferris? Let's go check on him. - Okay, honey. Yeah. 1154 01:34:53,008 --> 01:34:54,384 How was your day? 1155 01:34:55,428 --> 01:34:58,054 I have dreamed about this. 1156 01:34:59,140 --> 01:35:03,268 This time, goddamn, you little bastard, 1157 01:35:04,228 --> 01:35:06,438 I've got you right where I want you. 1158 01:35:06,689 --> 01:35:08,356 Ferris, we're home. 1159 01:35:10,609 --> 01:35:11,609 So, 1160 01:35:13,654 --> 01:35:17,073 how would you feel about another year of high school? 1161 01:35:18,534 --> 01:35:22,328 Under my close personal supervision. 1162 01:35:24,081 --> 01:35:25,081 Hi. 1163 01:35:27,626 --> 01:35:31,504 Thank God you're all right. You know, we've been worried sick about you. 1164 01:35:36,469 --> 01:35:38,928 Thank you, Mr. Rooney, for driving him home. 1165 01:35:39,513 --> 01:35:43,641 Now I want you to go upstairs and get in bed. 1166 01:35:54,820 --> 01:35:56,070 Scoot! 1167 01:35:57,698 --> 01:35:59,449 Can you imagine someone as sick as Ferris 1168 01:35:59,533 --> 01:36:01,826 trying to walk home from the hospital? 1169 01:36:03,329 --> 01:36:04,788 Oh, kids. 1170 01:36:07,917 --> 01:36:11,920 By the way, Mr. Rooney, you left your wallet on the kitchen floor. 1171 01:37:18,112 --> 01:37:19,112 Honey. 1172 01:37:20,781 --> 01:37:23,783 - He's still awfully warm. - How do you feel? 1173 01:37:25,119 --> 01:37:28,288 150% better. Thank you. 1174 01:37:30,124 --> 01:37:31,124 Please, 1175 01:37:31,333 --> 01:37:34,794 don't make me stay home again. I wanna go to school. 1176 01:37:35,546 --> 01:37:39,799 I have to graduate in June. And I want... 1177 01:37:40,384 --> 01:37:41,843 Ferris, you're sick. 1178 01:37:42,344 --> 01:37:44,888 Now don't go pushing it and making yourself worse. 1179 01:37:46,015 --> 01:37:48,808 - Maybe you're right, Dad. - I know I'm right, pal. 1180 01:37:50,686 --> 01:37:52,979 How'd you get to be so sweet? 1181 01:37:53,439 --> 01:37:55,648 Years of practice. 1182 01:38:05,993 --> 01:38:07,160 Blanket. 1183 01:38:17,671 --> 01:38:18,671 Get well. 1184 01:38:20,341 --> 01:38:21,758 Come on. 1185 01:38:24,511 --> 01:38:28,681 Listen, I'm going to get myself settled and I'll bring a hot cup of soup, okay? 1186 01:38:39,360 --> 01:38:40,360 Yup. 1187 01:38:40,903 --> 01:38:43,196 I said it before and I'll say it again. 1188 01:38:43,697 --> 01:38:45,490 Life moves pretty fast. 1189 01:38:45,908 --> 01:38:49,619 If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. 1190 01:39:00,714 --> 01:39:03,341 Four years of chasing this kid. 1191 01:39:04,176 --> 01:39:07,553 Four years he has been making a fool of me. 1192 01:39:18,065 --> 01:39:21,901 Hey, Mr. Rooney, what's going on? 1193 01:39:24,738 --> 01:39:27,073 Did you get in a fight? 1194 01:39:28,534 --> 01:39:29,742 Want a lift? 1195 01:41:15,849 --> 01:41:19,352 I bet you never smelled a real school bus before. 1196 01:41:33,325 --> 01:41:34,450 Gummy Bear? 1197 01:41:36,078 --> 01:41:39,288 They've been in my pocket. They're real warm and soft. 1198 01:42:27,296 --> 01:42:28,796 You're still here? 1199 01:42:31,633 --> 01:42:32,842 It's over. 1200 01:42:34,887 --> 01:42:36,053 Go home. 1201 01:42:40,559 --> 01:42:41,559 Go.