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People always ask me
if I know Tyler Durden.

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Three minutes.

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This is it. Ground zero.

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Want to say a few words for the occasion?

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With a gun barrel between your teeth,
you speak only in vowels.

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I can't think of anything.

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For a second, I forget about
Tyler's controlled demolition thing

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and I wonder how clean that gun is.

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It's getting exciting now.

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That old saying,
how you always hurt the one you love,

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well, it works both ways.

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We have front-row seats
for this theater of mass destruction.

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The Demolitions Committee
of Project Mayhem

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wrapped the foundation columns
of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin.

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In two minutes,
primary charges will blow base charges

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and a few blocks will be reduced
to smoldering rubble.

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I know this because Tyler knows this.

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Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.

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Suddenly I realize that all of this -
the gun, the bombs, the revolution -

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has got something to do
with a girl named Marla Singer.

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Bob. Bob had bitch tits.

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This was a support group
for men with testicular cancer.

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The big moosie slobbering all over me,
that was Bob.

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We're still men.

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Yes, we're men.

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Men is what we are.

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Bob had had his testicles removed.
Then hormone therapy.

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He developed bitch tits
'cause his testosterone was too high

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and his body upped the estrogen.

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- That was where I fit.
- They'll have to drain my pecs again.

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Between those huge, sweating tits

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that hung enormous,
the way you'd think of God's as big.

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OK, you cry now.

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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.

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For six months, I couldn't sleep.

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I couldn't sleep...

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With insomnia, nothing's real.

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Everything's far away.

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Everything's a copy of a copy

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of a copy.

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When deep-space exploration ramps up,

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it'll be the corporations
that name everything.

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The IBM Stellar Sphere.

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The Microsoft Galaxy.

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The Planet Starbucks.

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I need you out of town this week
to cover some red flags.

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It must have been Tuesday.
He had on his cornflower-blue tie.

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You want me to deprioritize my reports
until you advise of a status upgrade?

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Prioritize these. Here's your flight coupons.
Call me if there's any snags.

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He was full of pep.
Must have had his grande latte enema.

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Like so many others, I had become
a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.

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- I'd like to order Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.
- Please hold.

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If I saw something clever,
like a coffee table

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in the shape of a yin-yang, I had to have it.

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The Klipsk personal office unit.

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The Hovetrekke home exerbike.

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Or the Ohamshab sofa
with the Strinne green stripe pattern.

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Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of
environmentally friendly unbleached paper.

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I'd flip through catalogs and wonder:

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What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?

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I had it all. Even the glass dishes
with tiny bubbles and imperfections,

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proof that they were
crafted by the honest,

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hard-working, indigenous peoples of...

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- Please hold.
- ... wherever.

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We used to read pornography.

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Now it was the Horchow collection.

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- No. You can't die of insomnia.
- What about narcolepsy?

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I nod off, I wake up in strange places.
I have no idea how I got there.

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- You need to lighten up.
- Can you please just give me something?

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Red and blue Tuinals,
lipstick- red Seconals...

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No. You need healthy, natural sleep.

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Chew some valerian root
and get more exercise.

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- Hey, come on. I'm in pain.
- You wanna see pain?

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Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.
See the guys with testicular cancer.

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That's pain.

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I always wanted three kids.
Two boys and a girl.

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Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.

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We never could agree on anything.

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Well, she had her first child last week.

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A girl.

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With her... with her new husband.

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And thank God. You know?

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I- I'm glad for her.

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Because she deserves it.

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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.

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Thank you, Thomas.

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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage.

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And that gives me strength.

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We give each other strength.

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It's time for the one-on-ones.

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So let's all of us follow Thomas's example
and really open ourselves up.

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Could you find a partner?

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And this is how I met the big moosie.

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His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.

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Knees together.
Those awkward little steps.

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- My name is Bob.
- Bob?

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Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.

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You know that chest expansion
program on late-night TV?

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That was his idea.

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I was a juicer.

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You know -using steroids.

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Diabonal and... Wisterol.

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Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Christ's sakes.

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And now I'm bankrupt, I'm divorced,

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my two grown kids
won't even return my phone calls.

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Strangers with this kind of honesty
make me go a big, rubbery one.

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Go ahead... Cornelius.

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You can cry.

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And then... something happened.
I let go.

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That's really good.

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Lost in oblivion.

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Dark and silent and complete.

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I found freedom.

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Losing all hope was freedom.

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It's OK.

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Babies don't sleep this well.

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I became addicted.

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If I didn't say anything,
people always assumed the worst.

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They cried harder...

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then I cried harder.

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Now we're going to open the green door,
the heart chakra...

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I wasn't really dying.

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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.

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I was the warm little center
that the life of this world crowded around.

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Imagine your pain
as a white ball of healing light.

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It moves over your body, healing you.

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Now keep this going.
Remember to breathe.

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And step forward
through the back door of the room.

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Where does it lead?

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To your cave.

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Step forward into your cave.

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That's right.

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You're going deeper into your cave,

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and you're going to find
your power animal.

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Slide.

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Every evening I died.

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And every evening I was born again.

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Resurrected.

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Bob loved me because he thought
my testicles were removed too.

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Being there, pressed against his tits,
ready to cry.

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This was my vacation.

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And she... ruined everything.

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This is cancer, right?

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This chick, Marla Singer,
did not have testicular cancer.

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She was a liar.

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She had no diseases at all.

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I had seen her at Free And Clear,
my blood parasites group, Thursdays.

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Then at Hope,
my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.

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And again at Seize The Day,
my tuberculosis, Friday night.

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Marla, the big tourist.

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Her lie reflected my lie.

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And suddenly, I felt nothing.

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I couldn't cry.
So once again, I couldn't sleep.

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Next group, after guided meditation,

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after we open our heart chakras,
when it's time to hug,

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I'll grab that bitch Marla Singer
and scream:

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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist! I need this! Now, get out!

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I hadn't slept in four days.

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We'll just let that dry...

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When you have insomnia,
you're never really asleep

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and you're never really awake.

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To begin tonight's communion,
Chloe would like to say a few words.

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Oh, yeah. Chloe.

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Chloe looked the way
Meryl Streep's skeleton would look

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if you made it walk around a party
being extra nice to everybody.

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Well, I'm still here.

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But I don't know for how long.

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That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.

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But I've got some good news.

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I no longer have any fear of death.

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But... I am in a pretty lonely place.

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No one will have sex with me.

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I'm so close to the end,

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and all I want is to get laid for
the last time.

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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,

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- and lubricants and amyl nitrite.
- Thank you, Chloe.

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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.

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Thank you, Chloe.

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Now, let's ready ourself
for guided meditation.

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You're standing at the entrance
of your cave.

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You step inside your cave and you walk...

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If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.

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Marla.

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The scratch on the roof of your mouth

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that would heal if you could stop
tonguing it, but you can't.

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deeper into your cave as you walk.

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You feel
a healing energy all around you.

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Now find your power animal.

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Slide.

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OK. Let's partner up.

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Pick someone special to you tonight.

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Hey.

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- We need to talk.
- Sure.

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- I'm onto you.
- What?

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Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.

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Sorry?

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In the Tibetan-philosophy,
Sylvia Plath sense, I know we're all dying.

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But you're not dying
the way Chloe back there is dying.

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So?

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So you're a tourist.

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I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma,
I saw you at tuberculosis.

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I saw you at testicular cancer!

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I saw you practicing this.

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- Practicing what?
- Telling me off.

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Is it going as well as you hoped...
"Rupert"?

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- I'll expose you.
- Go ahead. I'll expose you.

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Come together. Let yourselves cry.

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Oh, God. Why are you doing this?

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It's cheaper than a movie and coffee's free.

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Look, this is important.
These are my groups.

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I've been coming for over a year.

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- Why do you do it?
- I don't know.

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When people think you're dying,
they really listen to you instead of...

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Instead of waiting for their turn to speak.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Share yourself, completely.

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You don't want to get into this.
It becomes an addiction.

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- Really?
- I'm not kidding.

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I can't cry if another faker is present,
and I need this.

220
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So you gotta find somewhere else to go.

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Candy-stripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.

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Wait a second. Hold on.

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We'll split up the week, OK?
You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.

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You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.

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Good. Fine.
Testicular cancer should be no contest.

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Technically, I have more right to be there.
You still have your balls.

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- You're kidding.
- I dunno. Am I?

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No. No.

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- What do you want?
- I'll take the parasites.

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You can't have both.
Take the blood parasites.

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I want brain parasites.

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I'll take the blood,
but I want brain dementia.

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- I want that.
- You can't have the whole brain.

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So far, you have four. I only have two.

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OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours.

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Now we both have three...

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Hey! You left half your clothes.

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- What, are you selling those?
- Yes, I'm selling some clothes.

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So, we each have three. That's six.

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What about the seventh day?
I want bowel cancer.

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The girl had done her homework.

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- No. No. I want bowel cancer.
- That's your favorite too?

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- Tried to slip it by me, eh?
- Look, we'll split it.

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Take the first and third Sunday
of the month.

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Deal.

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- Looks like this is goodbye.
- Let's not make a big thing out of it.

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How's this for not making a big thing?

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Hey, Marla! Marla!

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- Maybe we should exchange numbers.
- Should we?

250
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:41,510
We might wanna switch nights.

251
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:43,770
OK.

252
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,860
This is how I met Marla Singer.

253
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:57,070
Marla's philosophy of life
was that she might die at any moment.

254
00:18:57,150 --> 00:18:59,700
The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.

255
00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:02,160
It doesn't have your name!
Who are you?

256
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,500
Cornelius? Rupert? Travis?

257
00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:08,500
Any of the stupid names
you give each night?

258
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,380
You wake up at SeaTac.

259
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:16,420
SFO. LAX.

260
00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:21,930
You wake up at O'Hare.
Dallas Fort Worth. BWI.

261
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:26,850
Pacific. Mountain. Central.
Lose an hour. Gain an hour.

262
00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:29,980
Check-in for that flight
isn't for another two hours.

263
00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:33,690
This is your life,
and it's ending one minute at a time.

264
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,530
You wake up at Air Harbor International.

265
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:42,070
If you wake up at a different time,
in a different place,

266
00:19:42,490 --> 00:19:45,280
could you wake up as a different person?

267
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,750
Everywhere I travel, tiny life.

268
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:54,130
Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream,
single pat of butter.

269
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,590
The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.

270
00:19:57,670 --> 00:20:02,680
Shampoo-conditioner combos. Sample
package mouthwash. Tiny bars of soap.

271
00:20:04,930 --> 00:20:08,930
The people I meet on each flight,
they're single-serving friends.

272
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:15,110
Between takeoff and landing, we have
our time together, but that's all we get.

273
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:17,150
Welcome!

274
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,570
On a long-enough time line,

275
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:23,820
the survival rate for
everyone drops to zero.

276
00:20:23,910 --> 00:20:27,620
I was a recall coordinator.
My job was to apply the formula.

277
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:30,790
The infant went through the windshield.
Three points.

278
00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:34,960
A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph.

279
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,340
The rear differential locks up.

280
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:40,300
The teenager's braces
are stuck to the ashtray.

281
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:42,590
Might make a good anti-smoking ad.

282
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:45,550
The car crashes and burns
with everyone trapped inside.

283
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,010
Now, should we initiate a recall?

284
00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:49,770
The father must've been huge.

285
00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:53,560
See where the fat burned to the seat?
The polyester shirt?

286
00:20:53,650 --> 00:20:55,350
Very modern art.

287
00:20:55,650 --> 00:20:58,400
Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.

288
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,110
Multiply it by the probable rate
of failure, B.

289
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:04,950
Multiply the result by
the average out-of-court settlement, C.

290
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:07,370
A x B x C...

291
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:08,830
equals X.

292
00:21:08,910 --> 00:21:13,500
If X is less than the cost of a recall,
we don't do one.

293
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,630
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?

294
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,590
You wouldn't believe.

295
00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:23,720
Which car company do you work for?

296
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,050
A major one.

297
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:32,180
Every time the plane banked too sharply
on takeoff or landing,

298
00:21:32,270 --> 00:21:35,770
I prayed for a crash
or a mid-air collision.

299
00:21:35,850 --> 00:21:37,150
Anything.

300
00:21:46,910 --> 00:21:50,990
Life insurance pays off triple
if you die on a business trip.

301
00:21:53,330 --> 00:21:56,250
"If you are seated
in an emergency exit row

302
00:21:57,710 --> 00:22:02,460
"and feel unable or unwilling to perform
the duties listed on the safety card,

303
00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:05,550
"please ask a flight attendant
to reseat you. "

304
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:11,060
- It's a lot of responsibility.
- Wanna switch seats?

305
00:22:11,140 --> 00:22:14,600
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particular job.

306
00:22:14,690 --> 00:22:18,770
An exit-door procedure
at 30,000 feet. Mm-hm.

307
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,320
The illusion of safety.

308
00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:23,440
Yeah. I guess so.

309
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:27,150
You know why
they put oxzgen masks on planes?

310
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:31,120
- So you can breathe.
- Oxzgen gets you high.

311
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:35,790
In a catastrophic emergency,
you take giant panic breaths.

312
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,790
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.
You accept your fate.

313
00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:43,250
It's all right here.

314
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,550
Emergency water landing, 600mph.

315
00:22:46,630 --> 00:22:49,720
Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.

316
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:51,970
That's, um...

317
00:22:52,850 --> 00:22:55,390
That's an interesting theory.

318
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,150
- What do you do?
- What do you mean?

319
00:23:00,230 --> 00:23:01,650
What do you do for a living?

320
00:23:01,730 --> 00:23:04,690
Why? So you can pretend
you're interested?

321
00:23:07,950 --> 00:23:08,950
OK.

322
00:23:09,030 --> 00:23:12,240
You have a kind of
sick desperation in your laugh.

323
00:23:15,370 --> 00:23:17,830
We have the exact same briefcase.

324
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,080
Soap.

325
00:23:20,170 --> 00:23:23,380
- Sorry?
- I make and I sell soap.

326
00:23:24,090 --> 00:23:26,380
The yardstick of civilization.

327
00:23:27,090 --> 00:23:28,800
And this is how I met...

328
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,470
"Tyler Durden. "

329
00:23:30,930 --> 00:23:32,760
Did you know if you mix gasoline

330
00:23:32,850 --> 00:23:36,270
and frozen orange juice,
you can make napalm?

331
00:23:36,350 --> 00:23:39,020
- No, I did not. Is that true?
- That's right.

332
00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:42,690
One can make all kinds of explosives
using simple household items.

333
00:23:42,770 --> 00:23:45,320
- Really?
- If one were so inclined.

334
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:55,410
Tyler, you are by far the most interesting
single-serving friend I've ever met.

335
00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:01,540
- Everything on a plane is single-serving...
- Oh, I get it. Very clever.

336
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,250
Thank you.

337
00:24:04,130 --> 00:24:06,130
How's that working out for you?

338
00:24:06,210 --> 00:24:07,960
- What?
- Being clever.

339
00:24:09,510 --> 00:24:13,720
- Great.
- Keep it up, then. Keep it right up.

340
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:16,760
Now, a question of etiquette.

341
00:24:16,850 --> 00:24:19,930
As I pass,
do I give you the ass or the crotch?

342
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,690
How I came to live with Tyler is...

343
00:24:29,780 --> 00:24:33,070
Airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.

344
00:24:41,420 --> 00:24:42,920
Was it ticking?

345
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,290
Throwers don't worry.
Modern bombs don't tick.

346
00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:49,010
- Sorry. Throwers?
- Baggage handlers.

347
00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:54,340
But when a suitcase vibrates,
the throwers have to call the police.

348
00:24:54,430 --> 00:24:57,100
My suitcase was vibrating?

349
00:24:57,180 --> 00:25:02,480
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor,
but... every once in a while...

350
00:25:05,610 --> 00:25:07,150
it's a dildo.

351
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:12,400
It's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo.

352
00:25:12,490 --> 00:25:18,370
We have to use the indefinite article-
"a dildo", never "your dildo".

353
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,160
I don't own...

354
00:25:23,370 --> 00:25:30,170
I had everything in that suitcase.
My CK shirts. My DKNY shoes. My AX ties.

355
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,420
Never mind.

356
00:25:35,510 --> 00:25:38,140
Hey! That's my car!

357
00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:48,060
Home was a condo on
the 15th floor of a filing cabinet

358
00:25:48,150 --> 00:25:50,440
for widows and young professionals.

359
00:25:50,530 --> 00:25:52,530
The walls were solid concrete.

360
00:25:52,610 --> 00:25:55,910
A foot of concrete's important
when your next-door neighbor

361
00:25:55,990 --> 00:25:58,820
has to watch game shows at full volume.

362
00:25:58,910 --> 00:26:03,200
Or when a blast of debris
that used to be your personal effects

363
00:26:03,290 --> 00:26:07,080
blows out of your windows
and sails flaming into the night.

364
00:26:13,470 --> 00:26:15,930
I suppose these things happen.

365
00:26:28,730 --> 00:26:30,860
There's... nothing up there.

366
00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:34,190
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.

367
00:26:42,990 --> 00:26:45,500
Do you have somebody you can call?

368
00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:50,670
How embarrassing.
A houseful of condiments and no food.

369
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,720
The police later told me the pilot light

370
00:27:02,810 --> 00:27:06,680
might have gone out,
letting out a little bit of gas.

371
00:27:07,730 --> 00:27:10,310
That gas could have
slowly filled the condo -

372
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,820
1700 square feet with high ceilings -

373
00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:14,820
for days and days.

374
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:25,910
Then the refrigerator's compressor
could have clicked on.

375
00:27:27,790 --> 00:27:28,960
Yeah?

376
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,300
I can hear you breathing, you...

377
00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:47,470
If you ask me now,
I couldn't tell you why I called him.

378
00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:31,850
- Hello?
- Who's this?

379
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:36,610
- Tyler?
- Who is this?

380
00:28:36,690 --> 00:28:37,940
Um...

381
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,570
We met... We met on the airplane.

382
00:28:40,650 --> 00:28:42,660
We had the same suitcase?

383
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,950
- Uh... the clever guy.
- Oh, yeah. Right.

384
00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:53,120
I called a second ago.
There was no answer. I'm at a payphone.

385
00:28:53,210 --> 00:28:56,130
Yeah, I *69'd you.
I never pick up my phone.

386
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,670
- So what's up?
- Uh...

387
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,010
Well...

388
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,510
You're not gonna believe this.

389
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,220
It could be worse.

390
00:29:10,310 --> 00:29:14,810
A woman could cut off your penis
while you sleep and toss it out of a car.

391
00:29:15,270 --> 00:29:17,150
There's always that.

392
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,360
It's just, when you buy furniture,
you tell yourself:

393
00:29:20,650 --> 00:29:22,860
That's the last sofa I'll need.

394
00:29:22,950 --> 00:29:26,740
Whatever else happens,
I've got that sofa problem handled.

395
00:29:26,830 --> 00:29:30,040
I had it all.
I had a stereo that was very decent.

396
00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:32,790
A wardrobe that was
getting very respectable.

397
00:29:32,870 --> 00:29:35,540
I was close to being complete.

398
00:29:35,630 --> 00:29:38,710
- Shit, man. And now it's all gone.
- All gone.

399
00:29:39,590 --> 00:29:41,050
All gone.

400
00:29:43,090 --> 00:29:45,260
Do you know what a duvet is?

401
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,850
- A comforter.
- It's a blanket. Just a blanket.

402
00:29:49,390 --> 00:29:51,810
Why do guys like us know what a duvet is?

403
00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:56,060
Is this essential to our survival
in the hunter-gatherer sense?

404
00:29:56,310 --> 00:29:57,480
No.

405
00:29:58,110 --> 00:30:02,280
- What are we, then?
- I dunno. Consumers.

406
00:30:02,570 --> 00:30:04,570
Right. We're consumers.

407
00:30:04,780 --> 00:30:07,740
We are by-products of
a lifestyle obsession.

408
00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:12,160
Murder, crime, poverty.
These things don't concern me.

409
00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:15,080
What concerns me
are celebrity magazines,

410
00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:17,960
television with 500 channels,

411
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,670
some guy's name on my underwear.

412
00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:22,340
Rogaine. Viagra. Olestra.

413
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:25,050
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.

414
00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:29,140
She's polishing the brass on the Titanic.
It's all going down.

415
00:30:29,220 --> 00:30:33,430
So fuck off with your sofa units
and Strinne green stripe patterns.

416
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,980
I say never be complete.

417
00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:38,150
I say stop being perfect.

418
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,440
I say let's evolve.

419
00:30:40,820 --> 00:30:43,280
Let the chips fall where they may.

420
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:49,200
But that's me, and I could be wrong.
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.

421
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,530
It's just stuff. It's not a tragedy.

422
00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:56,120
You did lose a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.

423
00:30:56,210 --> 00:30:58,870
Fuck, you're right.
No, I don't smoke.

424
00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:05,340
My insurance is probably
gonna cover it, so...

425
00:31:08,970 --> 00:31:13,260
- What?
- The things you own end up owning you.

426
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,850
But do what you like, man.

427
00:31:20,810 --> 00:31:22,360
Oh, it's late.

428
00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:25,650
- Hey, thanks for the beer.
- Yeah, man.

429
00:31:25,860 --> 00:31:27,740
I should find a hotel.

430
00:31:28,030 --> 00:31:29,360
- Oh!
- What?

431
00:31:30,490 --> 00:31:31,530
What?

432
00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:33,160
- A hotel?
- Yeah.

433
00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:36,450
- Just ask, man.
- What are you talking about?

434
00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:40,080
Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer
and you still can't ask.

435
00:31:43,170 --> 00:31:44,130
- What?
- You called me

436
00:31:44,210 --> 00:31:46,130
'cause you need a place to stay.

437
00:31:46,210 --> 00:31:49,720
- Oh, hey. No, no, no.
- Yes, you did. So just ask.

438
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,340
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.

439
00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:56,350
Would... Would that be a problem?

440
00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:58,730
Is it a problem for you to ask?

441
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,980
- Can I stay at your place?
- Yeah.

442
00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:04,860
Thanks.

443
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,280
- I want you to do me a favor.
- Yeah, sure.

444
00:32:12,530 --> 00:32:15,280
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

445
00:32:15,790 --> 00:32:20,370
- What?
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

446
00:32:21,290 --> 00:32:23,420
Let me tell you a little about Tyler Durden.

447
00:32:24,710 --> 00:32:28,710
Tyler was a night person.
While the rest of us slept, he worked.

448
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,630
He had one part-time job
as a projectionist.

449
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:35,220
A movie doesn't come all on one big reel.
It comes on a few.

450
00:32:35,310 --> 00:32:38,680
So someone has to switch the projectors
at the exact moment

451
00:32:38,770 --> 00:32:41,270
that one reel ends
and the next one begins.

452
00:32:41,350 --> 00:32:46,320
If you look, you can see little dots come
into the upper right corner of the screen.

453
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,230
In the industry,
we call them cigarette burns.

454
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,030
That's the cue for a changeover.

455
00:32:51,110 --> 00:32:55,910
He flips the projectors, movie keeps
going and the audience has no idea.

456
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,740
Why would anyone want this shit job?

457
00:32:58,830 --> 00:33:01,620
'Cause it affords him
interesting opportunities.

458
00:33:01,710 --> 00:33:04,670
Like splicing a frame of pornography
into family films.

459
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:07,340
So when the snooty cat
and the courageous dog

460
00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:10,670
with the celebrity voices first meet,

461
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,470
you'll catch a flash
of Tyler's contribution to the film.

462
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:24,190
Nobody knows
that they saw it but they did.

463
00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:26,270
Nice big cock.

464
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,110
Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.

465
00:33:39,580 --> 00:33:44,330
Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet
waiter at the luxurious Pressman Hotel.

466
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:53,170
He was the guerrilla terrorist
of the food service industry.

467
00:33:53,630 --> 00:33:55,800
Do not watch.
I cannot go when you watch.

468
00:33:55,890 --> 00:33:57,720
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,

469
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,430
he farted on meringues,
sneezed on endives...

470
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,140
As for the cream of mushroom soup...

471
00:34:03,230 --> 00:34:06,650
- Go ahead, tell 'em.
- You get the idea.

472
00:34:07,060 --> 00:34:10,400
- You just want me to hit you?
- Come on. Do me this one favor.

473
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,740
- Why?
- I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?

474
00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:18,070
- No. But that's a good thing.
- You can't know yourself if you haven't.

475
00:34:18,410 --> 00:34:20,580
I don't wanna die without any scars.

476
00:34:20,660 --> 00:34:24,870
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve.
- Oh, God. This is crazy.

477
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,920
So go crazy! Let it rip.

478
00:34:27,380 --> 00:34:30,250
- I don't know about this.
- I don't either.

479
00:34:30,340 --> 00:34:33,260
Who gives a shit? No one's watching.
What do you care?

480
00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:35,670
This is crazy. You want me to hit you?

481
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,260
That's right.

482
00:34:37,890 --> 00:34:40,850
- Where? Like, in the face?
- Surprise me.

483
00:34:43,270 --> 00:34:45,310
This is so fucking stupid.

484
00:34:55,990 --> 00:35:00,450
Motherfucker!
You hit me in the ear!

485
00:35:00,530 --> 00:35:03,700
- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- Ow! Christ!

486
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,450
Why the ear, man?

487
00:35:05,540 --> 00:35:08,000
- I fucked it up.
- No, that was perfect.

488
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,670
Ugh! Agh!

489
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:22,720
No, it's all right.

490
00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:25,930
It really hurts.

491
00:35:26,230 --> 00:35:27,390
Right.

492
00:35:28,650 --> 00:35:33,020
- Hit me again.
- No, you hit me. Come on!

493
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,460
We should do this again sometime.

494
00:36:05,180 --> 00:36:07,310
- Where's your car?
- What car?

495
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:22,700
I don't know how Tyler found that house,
but he said he'd been there for a year.

496
00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:25,950
It looked like it was
waiting to be torn down.

497
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,410
Most of the windows were boarded up.

498
00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:30,000
There was no lock on the front door

499
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,170
from when the police,
or whoever, kicked it in.

500
00:36:33,380 --> 00:36:35,880
The stairs were ready to collapse.

501
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,800
I didn't know if he owned it
or was squatting.

502
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,380
Neither would have surprised me.

503
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,300
Yep. That's you.

504
00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:46,600
That's me. That's the toilet. Good?

505
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,140
Yeah, thanks.

506
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,100
What a shithole.

507
00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:53,980
Nothing worked.

508
00:36:56,940 --> 00:37:00,740
Turning on one light meant
another light in the house went out.

509
00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:04,110
There were no neighbors.
Just warehouses and a paper mill.

510
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:08,120
That fart smell of steam.
The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.

511
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,120
Hey. What have we here?

512
00:37:27,390 --> 00:37:29,010
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

513
00:37:41,070 --> 00:37:44,240
Every time it rained,
we had to kill the power.

514
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,780
By the end of the first month,
I didn't miss TV.

515
00:37:48,950 --> 00:37:52,450
I didn't even mind the warm,
stale refrigerator.

516
00:38:05,380 --> 00:38:07,050
Can I be next?

517
00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:12,890
All right, man.

518
00:38:12,980 --> 00:38:14,430
Lose the tie.

519
00:38:19,190 --> 00:38:23,360
At night, Tyler and I were alone
for half a mile in every direction.

520
00:38:29,410 --> 00:38:32,910
Rain trickled down through
the plaster and the light fixtures.

521
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,620
Everything wooden swelled and shrank.

522
00:38:35,710 --> 00:38:38,960
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.

523
00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:42,710
The previous occupant
had been a bit of a shut-in.

524
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,050
- What are you reading?
- Listen to this.

525
00:38:45,130 --> 00:38:48,590
It's an article written
by an organ in the first person.

526
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,010
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata. "

527
00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:52,850
"Without me, Jack could not regulate

528
00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:55,560
"his heart rate,
blood pressure or breathing. "

529
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,770
There's a whole series of these.

530
00:38:57,850 --> 00:39:02,190
"I Am Jill's Nipples. "
"I Am Jack's Colon. "

531
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,860
Yeah. "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack. "

532
00:39:06,610 --> 00:39:08,530
Whoop! Agh!

533
00:39:08,610 --> 00:39:12,780
After fighting, everything else in life
got the volume turned down.

534
00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:16,200
What?

535
00:39:16,290 --> 00:39:20,290
- You could deal with anything.
- Have you finished those reports?

536
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,800
If you could choose,
who would you fight?

537
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,720
I'd fight my boss, probably.

538
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:30,970
Really?

539
00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:35,310
- Yeah. Why? Who would you fight?
- I'd fight my dad.

540
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,390
I don't know my dad.

541
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:41,150
I mean, I know him, but he left
when I was, like, six years old.

542
00:39:41,230 --> 00:39:43,770
Married this other woman
and had some other kids.

543
00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:45,730
He did this every six years.

544
00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:50,490
- He moves city and starts a new family.
- Fucker's setting up franchises.

545
00:39:52,370 --> 00:39:56,240
My dad never went to college,
so it was real important that I go.

546
00:39:56,330 --> 00:39:57,750
That sounds familiar.

547
00:39:57,830 --> 00:40:01,670
So I graduate. I call him up long distance
and say, "Dad, now what?"

548
00:40:01,750 --> 00:40:03,920
- He says, "Get a job. "
- Same here.

549
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,670
Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.
"Dad, now what?"

550
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,220
He says, "I dunno. Get married. "

551
00:40:13,470 --> 00:40:15,350
You can't get married.

552
00:40:15,770 --> 00:40:17,640
I'm a 30-year-old boy.

553
00:40:17,890 --> 00:40:20,980
We're a generation of men
raised by women.

554
00:40:21,060 --> 00:40:24,860
I'm wondering if another woman
is really the answer we need.

555
00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:33,870
Most of the week,
we were Ozzie and Harriet.

556
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,750
But every Saturday night,
we were finding something out.

557
00:40:39,660 --> 00:40:43,210
We were finding out more and more
that we were not alone.

558
00:40:47,050 --> 00:40:51,170
It used to be that when I came home angry
or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.

559
00:40:51,260 --> 00:40:53,680
Polish my Scandinavian furniture.

560
00:40:53,970 --> 00:40:56,300
I should have been
looking for a new condo,

561
00:40:56,390 --> 00:40:58,970
haggling with my insurance company.

562
00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:03,850
I should have been upset about my nice
flaming little shit -but I wasn't.

563
00:41:04,190 --> 00:41:08,070
The premise of cybernetting an office
is make things more efficient.

564
00:41:08,150 --> 00:41:11,400
Monday mornings,
all I thought about was next week.

565
00:41:11,490 --> 00:41:14,360
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

566
00:41:14,450 --> 00:41:15,950
Absolutely.

567
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,740
Efficiency is priority No. 1, people.

568
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,370
Because waste is a thief.

569
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:25,750
I showed this to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?

570
00:41:29,260 --> 00:41:32,550
You can swallow a pint of blood
before you get sick.

571
00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:38,260
It was right in everyone's face.
Tyler and I just made it visible.

572
00:41:38,430 --> 00:41:43,100
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.
Tyler and I just gave it a name.

573
00:41:54,110 --> 00:41:56,950
Come on, people, you've gotta go home!

574
00:42:18,430 --> 00:42:20,970
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.

575
00:42:42,790 --> 00:42:46,250
Every week, Tyler gave the rules
that he and I decided.

576
00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:47,830
Gentlemen!

577
00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:50,380
Welcome to Fight Club.

578
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:56,930
The first rule of Fight Club is
you do not talk about Fight Club.

579
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,180
The second rule of Fight Club is...

580
00:43:00,350 --> 00:43:03,140
you do not talk about Fight Club!

581
00:43:04,180 --> 00:43:05,600
Third rule of Fight Club:

582
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:09,190
someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,

583
00:43:09,270 --> 00:43:10,940
the fight is over.

584
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,940
Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight.

585
00:43:14,650 --> 00:43:17,450
Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas.

586
00:43:18,860 --> 00:43:21,490
Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes.

587
00:43:21,870 --> 00:43:25,910
Seventh rule: fights will go on
as long as they have to.

588
00:43:28,330 --> 00:43:33,750
And the eighth and final rule: if this is
your first night at Fight Club,

589
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:35,960
you have to fight.

590
00:43:40,850 --> 00:43:42,600
This kid from work, Ricky,

591
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:46,980
couldn't remember whether
you ordered pens with blue ink or black.

592
00:43:48,230 --> 00:43:50,150
But Ricky was a god for ten minutes

593
00:43:50,230 --> 00:43:53,860
when he trounced
the maitre d' of a local food court.

594
00:43:56,070 --> 00:43:57,690
Sometimes,
all you could hear were the flat,

595
00:43:57,780 --> 00:44:00,740
hard, packing sounds over the yelling.

596
00:44:04,290 --> 00:44:07,450
Or the wet choke
when someone gasped and sprayed...

597
00:44:07,540 --> 00:44:08,750
Stop!

598
00:44:09,290 --> 00:44:11,960
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.

599
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:17,050
But Fight Club only exists in the hours
between when Fight Club starts and ends.

600
00:44:17,970 --> 00:44:20,340
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,

601
00:44:20,430 --> 00:44:22,800
I wouldn't be talking to the same man.

602
00:44:22,890 --> 00:44:24,220
Who you were in Fight Club

603
00:44:24,310 --> 00:44:27,180
is not who you were
in the rest of the world.

604
00:44:27,270 --> 00:44:31,600
A guy came to Fight Club for the first time.
His ass was a wad of cookie dough.

605
00:44:31,690 --> 00:44:34,940
After a few weeks,
he was carved out of wood.

606
00:44:35,610 --> 00:44:38,530
If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?

607
00:44:38,610 --> 00:44:41,740
- Alive or dead?
- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?

608
00:44:42,820 --> 00:44:45,120
Hemingway. You?

609
00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:49,620
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

610
00:44:51,540 --> 00:44:54,330
We all started seeing things differently.

611
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:58,420
Everywhere we went,
we were sizing things up.

612
00:45:02,470 --> 00:45:05,010
I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,

613
00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:09,140
trying to look like how Calvin Klein
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.

614
00:45:09,230 --> 00:45:11,640
Is that what a man looks like?

615
00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:14,810
Ah, self-improvement is masturbation.

616
00:45:15,230 --> 00:45:17,440
Now, self-destruction...

617
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:18,940
Excuse me.

618
00:45:54,100 --> 00:45:56,690
Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.

619
00:45:56,770 --> 00:45:58,730
It wasn't about words.

620
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:06,160
The hysterical shouting was in tongues,
like at a Pentecostal Church.

621
00:46:11,250 --> 00:46:13,040
- Is that it?
- Stop!

622
00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:16,460
When the fight was over,
nothing was solved.

623
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,540
But nothing mattered.

624
00:46:18,630 --> 00:46:19,710
Cool.

625
00:46:22,090 --> 00:46:24,590
Afterwards, we all felt saved.

626
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:27,090
Hey, man. How about next week?

627
00:46:28,180 --> 00:46:30,100
How about next month?

628
00:46:30,430 --> 00:46:33,520
Irvine, you're in the middle.
New guy, you too.

629
00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:37,980
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.

630
00:46:38,060 --> 00:46:40,060
He fell down some stairs.

631
00:46:40,690 --> 00:46:42,780
I fell down some stairs.

632
00:46:44,950 --> 00:46:49,320
Fight Club became the reason to cut
your hair short or trim your fingernails.

633
00:46:49,410 --> 00:46:51,410
OK. Any historical figure.

634
00:46:52,490 --> 00:46:56,160
- I'd fight Gandhi.
- Good answer.

635
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,080
- How about you?
- Lincoln.

636
00:46:59,460 --> 00:47:01,090
- Lincoln?
- Mm-hm.

637
00:47:01,710 --> 00:47:05,340
Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

638
00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:06,800
Fuck!

639
00:47:09,220 --> 00:47:11,970
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.

640
00:47:20,900 --> 00:47:21,900
Hello?

641
00:47:21,980 --> 00:47:24,820
Where have you been
the last eight weeks?

642
00:47:24,900 --> 00:47:26,150
Marla?

643
00:47:29,530 --> 00:47:32,620
- How did you find me?
- You left a forwarding number.

644
00:47:32,700 --> 00:47:35,500
I haven't seen you at any support groups.

645
00:47:35,620 --> 00:47:38,540
We split 'em up.
That was the idea. Remember?

646
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,830
Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.

647
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,300
- How do you know?
- I cheated.

648
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,550
I found a new one.

649
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,970
- Really?
- It's for men only.

650
00:47:50,180 --> 00:47:51,760
Like the testicle thing?

651
00:47:51,850 --> 00:47:53,300
Whah!

652
00:47:56,270 --> 00:47:59,850
- Look, this is a bad time.
- I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.

653
00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:02,900
- Some really fucked-up people.
- I'm on my way out.

654
00:48:02,980 --> 00:48:05,780
Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.

655
00:48:06,150 --> 00:48:10,150
I took what was left of a bottle.
It might have been too much.

656
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:14,240
Picture Marla Singer throwing herself
around her crummy apartment.

657
00:48:14,330 --> 00:48:18,160
This isn't a for-real suicide.
It's probably a cry for help.

658
00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:20,330
This could go on for hours.

659
00:48:20,420 --> 00:48:24,590
- So you're staying in tonight?
- Do you wanna hear me describe death?

660
00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:29,590
Do you wanna listen
and see if my spirit can use a phone?

661
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,850
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?

662
00:49:00,210 --> 00:49:02,290
Tyler's door was closed.

663
00:49:02,370 --> 00:49:05,540
I'd been here for two months
and his door was never closed.

664
00:49:11,550 --> 00:49:13,970
You won't believe the dream
I had last night.

665
00:49:14,050 --> 00:49:17,100
I can hardly believe
anything from last night.

666
00:49:27,070 --> 00:49:29,030
What are you doing here?

667
00:49:32,910 --> 00:49:34,360
- What?
- This is my house.

668
00:49:34,450 --> 00:49:36,450
What are you doing here?

669
00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:39,870
Fuck you!

670
00:49:55,050 --> 00:49:58,140
Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!

671
00:49:59,390 --> 00:50:02,100
Limber, though. Silly cooze.

672
00:50:04,140 --> 00:50:08,060
I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.
Guess who's on the other end.

673
00:50:08,150 --> 00:50:10,650
I knew the story before he told me.

674
00:50:14,110 --> 00:50:17,240
Have you ever heard
a death rattle before?

675
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,280
Do you think it'll live up to its name?

676
00:50:20,370 --> 00:50:23,250
Or will it just be a death hairball?

677
00:50:26,540 --> 00:50:30,000
Prepare to evacuate soul.

678
00:50:30,630 --> 00:50:35,300
Ten, nine, eight...

679
00:50:35,470 --> 00:50:38,640
How could Tyler, of all people,
think it was a bad thing

680
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:41,310
that Marla Singer was about to die?

681
00:50:41,770 --> 00:50:46,480
five, four, three...

682
00:50:46,770 --> 00:50:48,190
Hang on.

683
00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:55,320
You got here fast.

684
00:50:57,820 --> 00:50:59,370
Did I call you?

685
00:51:00,780 --> 00:51:01,830
Huh?

686
00:51:10,170 --> 00:51:13,300
The mattress is all sealed
in slippery plastic.

687
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:18,590
Don't worry. It's not a threat to you.

688
00:51:21,970 --> 00:51:25,640
Oh, fuck! Somebody called the cops.

689
00:51:37,780 --> 00:51:40,700
- Hey, where's 513?
- End of the hall.

690
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:45,620
The girl who lives there
used to be a charming, lovely girl.

691
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:47,830
She has lost faith in herself.

692
00:51:47,910 --> 00:51:50,670
- Miss Singer, let us help you!
- She's a monster!

693
00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:54,960
- You have every reason to live.
- She's infectious human waste!

694
00:51:55,050 --> 00:51:57,970
- Miss Singer!
- Good luck trying to save her!

695
00:52:04,390 --> 00:52:07,890
If I fall asleep, I'm done for.

696
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:12,060
You're gonna have to keep me up...

697
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,230
all night.

698
00:52:14,650 --> 00:52:16,570
Un-fucking-believable.

699
00:52:17,070 --> 00:52:18,900
He was obviously able to handle it.

700
00:52:18,990 --> 00:52:22,370
- You know what I mean. You fucked her.
- No, I didn't.

701
00:52:23,910 --> 00:52:25,240
- Never?
- No.

702
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,290
- You're not into her, are you?
- No! God, not at all.

703
00:52:30,670 --> 00:52:32,830
I am Jack's raging bile duct.

704
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:36,500
- Are you sure? You can tell me.
- Believe me, I'm sure.

705
00:52:36,590 --> 00:52:37,840
Put a gun to my head

706
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,170
- and spray my brains.
- That's good.

707
00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:43,470
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Stay away.

708
00:52:46,430 --> 00:52:49,180
The shit that came out of
this woman's mouth, I had never heard!

709
00:52:49,270 --> 00:52:50,430
My God.

710
00:52:50,810 --> 00:52:54,110
I haven't been fucked like that
since grade school.

711
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:57,070
- Euch!
- How could Tyler not go for that?

712
00:52:57,150 --> 00:53:00,490
The other night, he was splicing
sex organs into "Cinderella".

713
00:53:00,570 --> 00:53:02,910
Marla doesn't need a lover,
just a caseworker.

714
00:53:02,990 --> 00:53:06,120
And a wash.
This isn't love, it's sport fucking.

715
00:53:06,580 --> 00:53:09,580
She invaded my support groups
and now my home.

716
00:53:09,660 --> 00:53:11,410
Hey, hey. Sit down.

717
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:19,760
- I can't have you talking to her about me.
- Why would I talk to her?

718
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,630
You say anything about me
or what goes on

719
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:25,010
in this house to her or anybody,
we're done.

720
00:53:25,850 --> 00:53:27,640
- Now promise me.
- OK.

721
00:53:28,140 --> 00:53:29,720
- You promise?
- I promise.

722
00:53:29,810 --> 00:53:32,640
- Promise.
- I just said, I promise! What...

723
00:53:32,730 --> 00:53:35,060
That's three times you promised.

724
00:53:36,270 --> 00:53:40,440
If only I had wasted a couple of minutes
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,

725
00:53:40,530 --> 00:53:42,820
none of this would've happened.

726
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,540
Yes! Oh, harder, harder!

727
00:53:57,590 --> 00:54:00,210
I could have moved to another room.

728
00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:04,180
On the third floor
where I might not have heard them.

729
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,220
But I didn't.

730
00:54:26,990 --> 00:54:27,990
Ow!

731
00:54:30,620 --> 00:54:33,620
- What are you doing?
- Just going to bed.

732
00:54:35,250 --> 00:54:37,960
- You wanna finish her off?
- Ooh!

733
00:54:39,420 --> 00:54:42,460
- No. No, thank you.
- I found a cigarette.

734
00:54:44,090 --> 00:54:46,090
- Who were you talking to?
- Shut up.

735
00:54:47,390 --> 00:54:50,550
I became the calm
little center of the world.

736
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,470
I was the Zen master.

737
00:54:57,770 --> 00:54:59,900
I wrote little haiku poems.

738
00:55:00,570 --> 00:55:02,780
I emailed them to everyone.

739
00:55:03,690 --> 00:55:05,400
Is that your blood?

740
00:55:07,570 --> 00:55:08,780
Some of it, yeah.

741
00:55:08,870 --> 00:55:10,320
You can't smoke in here.

742
00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:16,330
Take the rest of the day off.
Come back Monday with clean clothes.

743
00:55:16,410 --> 00:55:18,210
Get yourself together.

744
00:55:18,290 --> 00:55:23,210
I got right in everyone's hostile face.
"Yes, these are bruises from fighting. "

745
00:55:23,460 --> 00:55:27,090
"Yes, I'm comfortable with that.
I am enlightened. "

746
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:34,100
You give up the condo life and
all your flaming worldly possessions,

747
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:38,310
go live in a dilapidated house
in a toxic-waste part of town,

748
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,600
and you have to come home to this.

749
00:55:52,370 --> 00:55:53,370
Hello?

750
00:55:53,450 --> 00:55:56,540
This is Detective Stern
with the Arson Unit.

751
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:01,040
We have new information about
the incident at your former condo.

752
00:56:01,130 --> 00:56:02,920
- Yes?
- I don't know if you're aware,

753
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:07,050
but someone sprayed Freon
into your front-door lock.

754
00:56:07,130 --> 00:56:10,050
They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.

755
00:56:10,140 --> 00:56:13,550
- No, I wasn't aware of that.
- I am Jack's cold sweat.

756
00:56:13,970 --> 00:56:17,980
- Does this sound strange to you?
- Yes, sir. Very strange.

757
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,060
- The dynamite...
- Dynamite?

758
00:56:20,150 --> 00:56:24,190
left a residue of
ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.

759
00:56:24,730 --> 00:56:28,110
- Do you know what this means?
- No. What does it mean?

760
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,320
It means it was home-made.

761
00:56:31,110 --> 00:56:34,030
I'm sorry. This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.

762
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:37,080
Whoever set this dynamite
could have blown out

763
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,080
your pilot light days before the explosion.

764
00:56:40,170 --> 00:56:43,000
- The gas was just a detonator.
- Who'd do such a thing?

765
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,500
- I'll ask the questions.
- Tell him.

766
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,840
"The liberator who destroyed my property
realigned my perceptions. "

767
00:56:49,930 --> 00:56:51,380
Excuse me. Are you there?

768
00:56:51,470 --> 00:56:54,970
Yes. It's hard to know
what to make of this.

769
00:56:55,060 --> 00:56:57,100
Have you recently made enemies

770
00:56:57,180 --> 00:56:59,390
who might have access
to home-made dynamite?

771
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:02,060
- Enemies?
- "I reject civilization,

772
00:57:02,150 --> 00:57:04,150
especially material possessions. "

773
00:57:04,230 --> 00:57:06,860
- Son, this is serious.
- Yes, I know it's serious.

774
00:57:06,940 --> 00:57:09,780
- I mean that.
- Yes, it's very serious.

775
00:57:09,860 --> 00:57:15,660
Look, nobody takes this more seriously
than me. That condo was my life. OK?

776
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,910
I loved every stick of
furniture in that place.

777
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,210
That was not just a bunch of stuff
that got destroyed.

778
00:57:22,290 --> 00:57:24,790
- It was me!
- I thank the Academy.

779
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:29,130
- Is this not a good time for you?
- Just tell him you fucking did it!

780
00:57:29,380 --> 00:57:33,470
Tell him you blew it all up!
That's what he wants to hear.

781
00:57:33,550 --> 00:57:37,430
- Are you still there?
- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?

782
00:57:37,510 --> 00:57:42,180
No. I may need to talk to you, so you
let me know if you're gonna leave town.

783
00:57:42,980 --> 00:57:44,400
- OK?
- OK.

784
00:57:48,020 --> 00:57:49,150
Except for their humping,

785
00:57:49,230 --> 00:57:52,070
Tyler and Marla were never
in the same room.

786
00:57:52,150 --> 00:57:54,820
My parents pulled
this exact same act for years.

787
00:57:54,910 --> 00:57:58,280
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.

788
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:02,080
You slip one on when you meet a stranger.

789
00:58:02,250 --> 00:58:05,960
You dance all night,
then you throw it away.

790
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,710
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

791
00:58:11,090 --> 00:58:12,170
What?

792
00:58:17,010 --> 00:58:19,850
I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.

793
00:58:19,930 --> 00:58:21,720
It was worth every penny.

794
00:58:21,810 --> 00:58:23,850
It's a bridesmaid's dress.

795
00:58:25,900 --> 00:58:29,860
Someone loved it intensely for one day,

796
00:58:31,070 --> 00:58:32,650
then tossed it.

797
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,110
Like a Christmas tree.

798
00:58:36,660 --> 00:58:38,200
So special.

799
00:58:39,490 --> 00:58:41,450
Then... bam!

800
00:58:42,330 --> 00:58:44,540
It's on the side of the road.

801
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,210
Tinsel still clinging to it.

802
00:58:49,170 --> 00:58:55,970
Like a sex-crime victim, underwear
inside out, bound with electrical tape.

803
00:58:56,470 --> 00:58:58,470
Well, then, it suits you.

804
00:58:58,970 --> 00:59:01,100
You can borrow it sometime.

805
00:59:08,310 --> 00:59:09,810
Get rid of her.

806
00:59:10,650 --> 00:59:13,230
- What? You get rid of her!
- Don't mention me.

807
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:17,530
I am six years old again,
passing messages between parents.

808
00:59:20,910 --> 00:59:23,660
- It's time you left.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.

809
00:59:23,750 --> 00:59:28,620
- Not that we don't love your visits.
- You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up.

810
00:59:30,420 --> 00:59:32,920
Gotta get off

811
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,000
Thanks. Bye.

812
00:59:34,090 --> 00:59:39,340
Gotta get off of this merry-go-round

813
00:59:41,220 --> 00:59:45,850
Gonna get, need to get, gotta get...

814
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:50,770
You kids!

815
00:59:52,230 --> 00:59:54,940
Why do you still waste time with her?

816
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:59,490
I'll say this about Marla.
At least she's trying to hit bottom.

817
00:59:59,570 --> 01:00:00,990
And I'm not?

818
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:05,040
Sticking feathers up your butt
does not make you a chicken.

819
01:00:05,370 --> 01:00:07,250
What are we doing tonight?

820
01:00:07,330 --> 01:00:09,370
Tonight... we make soap.

821
01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:13,750
- Really?
- To make soap, first we render fat.

822
01:00:34,070 --> 01:00:35,480
The salt balance has to be just right,

823
01:00:35,570 --> 01:00:38,650
so the best fat for soap
comes from humans.

824
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:42,570
- Wait. What is this place?
- A liposuction clinic.

825
01:00:50,460 --> 01:00:52,210
Aha! Pay dirt!

826
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:56,920
Richest, creamiest fat in the world.
The fat of the land!

827
01:01:02,590 --> 01:01:05,430
No! Don't pull it.

828
01:01:10,140 --> 01:01:12,560
- Oh, God!
- Give me another one.

829
01:01:19,900 --> 01:01:24,320
As the fat renders, the tallows float
to the surface. Like in Boy Scouts.

830
01:01:24,700 --> 01:01:28,290
- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.
- Keep stirring.

831
01:01:30,660 --> 01:01:34,210
Once the tallow hardens,
you skim off a layer of glycerin.

832
01:01:34,290 --> 01:01:36,540
Add nitric acid, you got nitroglycerin.

833
01:01:36,630 --> 01:01:40,840
If you then add sodium nitrate
and sawdust, you got dynamite.

834
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:44,590
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.

835
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:47,350
Tyler was full of useful information.

836
01:01:47,430 --> 01:01:51,020
Ancient peoples found clothes got cleaner
when washed in one part of the river.

837
01:01:51,100 --> 01:01:52,430
- You know why?
- No.

838
01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:59,400
Humans were once sacrificed
on the hills above.

839
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:03,200
Bodies burned, water seeped
through the ashes to create lye.

840
01:02:03,740 --> 01:02:05,740
This is lye. The crucial ingredient.

841
01:02:05,820 --> 01:02:10,370
Once it mixed with the melted body fat,
a soapy discharge crept into the river.

842
01:02:10,450 --> 01:02:12,750
May I see your hand, please?

843
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:21,130
What is this?

844
01:02:21,210 --> 01:02:24,010
- This is a chemical burn.
- Agh! Aaagh!

845
01:02:24,090 --> 01:02:27,430
It'll hurt more than you've ever
been burned and leave a scar.

846
01:02:27,510 --> 01:02:30,010
If meditation worked for cancer,
it could work for this.

847
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:33,100
- Don't shut the pain out.
- Oh, God!

848
01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:37,060
The first soap was made
from heroes' ashes,

849
01:02:37,150 --> 01:02:38,940
like the first monkey shot into space.

850
01:02:39,020 --> 01:02:42,150
Without pain or sacrifice,
we would have nothing.

851
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:44,990
I tried not to think
of the words "searing" or "flesh".

852
01:02:45,070 --> 01:02:47,990
Stop it! This is your pain,
this is your burning hand.

853
01:02:48,070 --> 01:02:51,160
I'm going to my cave
to find my power animal.

854
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:54,910
No! Don't deal with this
the way those dead people do! Come on!

855
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,000
- I get the point!
- No!

856
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:58,380
You're feeling premature enlightenment.

857
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,670
It's the greatest moment of your life,
and you're missing it!

858
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:07,300
I am not...

859
01:03:07,890 --> 01:03:10,800
Shut up! Our fathers
were our models for God.

860
01:03:10,890 --> 01:03:13,770
If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?

861
01:03:15,230 --> 01:03:20,560
Listen to me. You have to consider
the possibility that God does not like you.

862
01:03:20,690 --> 01:03:24,320
He never wanted you.
In all probability, he hates you.

863
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,820
This is not the worst thing
that can happen. We don't need him!

864
01:03:27,910 --> 01:03:31,070
- I agree!
- Fuck damnation, fuck redemption.

865
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:33,660
We are God's unwanted children? So be it!

866
01:03:33,750 --> 01:03:37,710
- I'm getting water!
- You can use water and make it worse or...

867
01:03:37,790 --> 01:03:39,330
Look at me!

868
01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:42,540
- Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn.
- Please let me have it, please!

869
01:03:42,630 --> 01:03:44,880
First, you have to give up.

870
01:03:45,260 --> 01:03:47,760
First, you have to know -not fear -

871
01:03:48,010 --> 01:03:50,890
know that someday, you're gonna die.

872
01:03:50,970 --> 01:03:53,260
You don't know how this feels!

873
01:03:58,140 --> 01:04:02,190
It's only after we've lost everything
that we're free to do anything.

874
01:04:02,940 --> 01:04:04,020
OK.

875
01:04:19,620 --> 01:04:23,250
Congratulations.
You're one step closer to hitting bottom.

876
01:04:26,380 --> 01:04:30,050
Tyler sold his soap to department stores
at $20 a bar.

877
01:04:30,130 --> 01:04:31,640
God knows what they charged.

878
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:35,560
- This is the best soap.
- Why, thank you, Susan.

879
01:04:35,970 --> 01:04:37,520
It was beautiful.

880
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:41,310
We were selling rich women
their own fat asses back to them.

881
01:04:42,860 --> 01:04:44,900
He was wearing his yellow tie.

882
01:04:44,980 --> 01:04:47,190
I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore.

883
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:51,070
"The first rule of Fight Club
is don't talk about Fight Club"?

884
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:54,450
I'm half-asleep again.
I must have left it in the copy machine.

885
01:04:54,530 --> 01:04:57,040
"The second rule... " Is this yours?

886
01:04:57,580 --> 01:04:58,910
Huh?

887
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,080
Pretend you're me.
Make a managerial decision.

888
01:05:02,170 --> 01:05:04,580
You find this. What would you do?

889
01:05:09,550 --> 01:05:11,470
Well, I gotta tell you,

890
01:05:11,630 --> 01:05:14,930
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.

891
01:05:15,010 --> 01:05:18,470
Because the person who wrote that
is dangerous.

892
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:23,020
And this button-down,
Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap

893
01:05:23,100 --> 01:05:25,980
and then stalk from office to office

894
01:05:26,070 --> 01:05:31,490
with an Armalite AR10 carbine
gas- powered semiautomatic weapon,

895
01:05:31,570 --> 01:05:35,200
pumping round after round
into colleagues and co-workers.

896
01:05:36,870 --> 01:05:39,830
This might be someone
you've known for years.

897
01:05:39,910 --> 01:05:43,170
Someone very, very close to you.

898
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,880
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.

899
01:05:48,130 --> 01:05:50,050
And I used to be such a nice guy.

900
01:05:50,130 --> 01:05:53,510
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me
every piece of trash you pick up.

901
01:05:57,220 --> 01:06:00,060
- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.

902
01:06:02,390 --> 01:06:05,100
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

903
01:06:10,690 --> 01:06:11,740
What do you mean?

904
01:06:11,820 --> 01:06:14,820
I need you to check
for a lump in my breast.

905
01:06:14,910 --> 01:06:18,740
- Go to a hospital.
- I can't afford to waste money on a doctor.

906
01:06:19,450 --> 01:06:21,750
I don't know about this, Marla.

907
01:06:21,910 --> 01:06:23,330
Please?

908
01:06:23,410 --> 01:06:26,580
She didn't call Tyler.
I'm neutral in her book.

909
01:06:29,050 --> 01:06:33,130
That's nice. Taking food to...
Mrs. Haniver and Mrs. Raines.

910
01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:35,180
Where are they, exactly?

911
01:06:35,260 --> 01:06:39,850
Tragically, they're dead.
I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?

912
01:06:39,930 --> 01:06:41,770
- No, no.
- I got one for you.

913
01:06:41,850 --> 01:06:43,770
Thanks for the thought.

914
01:06:45,100 --> 01:06:47,230
What happened to your hand?

915
01:06:47,730 --> 01:06:49,110
Oh, nothing.

916
01:06:50,570 --> 01:06:52,190
- Right there?
- Mm.

917
01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:55,530
- Feel anything?
- No.

918
01:06:55,660 --> 01:06:57,280
Well, make sure.

919
01:06:58,660 --> 01:07:01,790
- OK, I'm pretty sure.
- You feel nothing?

920
01:07:02,950 --> 01:07:04,370
No, nothing.

921
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:08,630
Well, that's a relief. Thank you.

922
01:07:10,380 --> 01:07:13,550
- No problem.
- I wish I could return the favor.

923
01:07:13,630 --> 01:07:16,010
Breast cancer doesn't run in my family.

924
01:07:16,090 --> 01:07:18,840
- I could check your prostate.
- I think I'm OK.

925
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,640
Well, thanks, anyway.

926
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:28,900
- Are we done?
- Yeah, we're done.

927
01:07:28,980 --> 01:07:31,190
See you... around.

928
01:07:48,330 --> 01:07:50,290
Cornelius?

929
01:07:50,380 --> 01:07:52,960
Cornelius!

930
01:07:53,050 --> 01:07:55,420
It's me! Bob!

931
01:07:55,510 --> 01:07:57,010
Hey, Bob.

932
01:08:00,970 --> 01:08:04,100
- We all thought you were dead.
- No, no. Still here.

933
01:08:04,180 --> 01:08:06,100
How are you, Bob?

934
01:08:06,180 --> 01:08:07,890
Better than I've ever been in my whole life.

935
01:08:07,980 --> 01:08:10,900
Really? Still Remaining Men Together?

936
01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:13,060
No, no.
I got something so much better now.

937
01:08:13,150 --> 01:08:15,900
Really, what is it?

938
01:08:15,990 --> 01:08:17,860
Well...

939
01:08:17,950 --> 01:08:21,740
The first rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

940
01:08:22,950 --> 01:08:24,490
And the second rule is...

941
01:08:24,580 --> 01:08:26,240
I'm not supposed to talk about it.

942
01:08:26,330 --> 01:08:30,000
- And the third rule is...
- Bob, Bob. I'm a member.

943
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:32,880
Look at my face, Bob.

944
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:37,170
That's fucking great.

945
01:08:37,260 --> 01:08:40,510
- I've never seen you there.
- I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

946
01:08:41,550 --> 01:08:44,720
- I go Saturday.
- Congratulations.

947
01:08:45,510 --> 01:08:47,310
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?

948
01:08:47,390 --> 01:08:50,440
Have you heard about the guy
that invented it?

949
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:53,230
- Yeah, actually...
- I hear all kinds of things.

950
01:08:53,310 --> 01:08:57,530
Supposedly, he was born
in a mental institution

951
01:08:57,610 --> 01:09:01,320
and he sleeps only one hour a night.

952
01:09:01,410 --> 01:09:03,910
- He's a great man.
- Oh...

953
01:09:04,410 --> 01:09:06,740
Do you know about Tyler Durden?

954
01:09:31,940 --> 01:09:34,060
I didn't hurt you, did I?

955
01:09:34,150 --> 01:09:36,690
Actually, you did.

956
01:09:36,770 --> 01:09:40,360
Thank you for this.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

957
01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:42,900
Fight Club.

958
01:09:42,990 --> 01:09:44,700
This was mine and Tyler's gift.

959
01:09:45,450 --> 01:09:47,200
Our gift to the world.

960
01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:50,790
I look around, I look around,
I see a lot of new faces.

961
01:09:52,710 --> 01:09:54,500
Shut up!

962
01:09:55,460 --> 01:10:00,300
Which means a lot of people have been
breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.

963
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:12,390
I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.

964
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:15,560
I see all this potential.
And I see it squandered.

965
01:10:17,730 --> 01:10:21,070
Goddamn it,
an entire generation pumping gas.

966
01:10:21,150 --> 01:10:22,940
Waiting tables.

967
01:10:23,030 --> 01:10:25,450
Slaves with white collars.

968
01:10:27,660 --> 01:10:30,580
Advertising has us chasing
cars and clothes.

969
01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:34,120
Working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.

970
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:42,170
We're the middle children of history, men.
No purpose or place.

971
01:10:43,010 --> 01:10:45,090
We have no Great War.

972
01:10:45,180 --> 01:10:47,180
No Great Depression.

973
01:10:48,890 --> 01:10:51,810
Our great war is a spiritual war.

974
01:10:51,890 --> 01:10:54,560
Our great depression is our lives.

975
01:10:59,020 --> 01:11:02,360
We've all been raised on TV to believe
that one day we'd be millionaires

976
01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:04,820
and movie gods and rock stars.

977
01:11:04,900 --> 01:11:06,820
But we won't.

978
01:11:06,910 --> 01:11:09,870
We're slowly learning that fact.

979
01:11:09,950 --> 01:11:12,870
And we're very, very pissed off.

980
01:11:12,950 --> 01:11:14,950
Yeah!

981
01:11:17,540 --> 01:11:20,460
First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...

982
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:28,800
Who are you?

983
01:11:28,890 --> 01:11:31,470
- Who am I?
- Yeah.

984
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:36,230
There's a sign on the front
that says Lou's Tavern.

985
01:11:36,310 --> 01:11:40,650
I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?

986
01:11:40,730 --> 01:11:42,320
Tyler Durden.

987
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:48,280
Who told you motherfuckers
you could use my place?

988
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:51,370
We have a deal worked out with Irvine.

989
01:11:51,450 --> 01:11:55,950
Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.
He don't own this place. I do.

990
01:11:58,830 --> 01:12:01,750
- How much money does he get?
- There is no money.

991
01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:03,590
- Really?
- Free to all.

992
01:12:03,670 --> 01:12:06,840
- Ain't that something.
- It is, actually.

993
01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:08,970
Look, stupid fuck!

994
01:12:09,050 --> 01:12:14,060
- I want everybody out of here right now.
- Hey! You should join our club.

995
01:12:15,180 --> 01:12:18,430
- Did you hear what I just said?
- You and your friend.

996
01:12:21,730 --> 01:12:23,270
You hear me now?

997
01:12:24,940 --> 01:12:26,940
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.

998
01:12:33,660 --> 01:12:36,450
Still not getting it.

999
01:12:36,540 --> 01:12:38,250
Agh! OK, OK, I got it.

1000
01:12:38,330 --> 01:12:40,790
I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.

1001
01:12:42,290 --> 01:12:44,420
Back! All of you!

1002
01:12:45,380 --> 01:12:47,380
Everybody back!

1003
01:12:55,010 --> 01:12:56,390
Ah, Lou!

1004
01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:01,230
Come on, man! We really like this place.

1005
01:13:10,650 --> 01:13:13,240
- That's right, Lou. Get it out.
- Shut the fuck up.

1006
01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:14,910
Oh, yeah!

1007
01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:21,540
That's fucking funny?

1008
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:33,590
Fucking guy's a loony, I'm telling you.

1009
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,350
Unbelievable.

1010
01:13:40,850 --> 01:13:43,230
- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!

1011
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,770
You don't know where I've been!

1012
01:13:50,030 --> 01:13:52,950
Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!

1013
01:13:53,030 --> 01:13:58,030
- Fucking use the basement! Christ!
- I want your word, Lou! I want your word!

1014
01:13:58,120 --> 01:13:59,870
On my mother's eyes.

1015
01:14:09,550 --> 01:14:10,920
Thanks, Lou.

1016
01:14:13,300 --> 01:14:15,050
You too, big guy.

1017
01:14:19,100 --> 01:14:21,060
We'll see you next week.

1018
01:14:36,740 --> 01:14:40,370
This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.

1019
01:14:41,700 --> 01:14:45,960
You're gonna go out. You're gonna
start a fight with a total stranger.

1020
01:14:48,590 --> 01:14:50,710
You're gonna start a fight,

1021
01:14:51,300 --> 01:14:53,170
and you're gonna lose.

1022
01:14:55,930 --> 01:14:58,050
Excellent choice, sir.

1023
01:14:59,430 --> 01:15:02,140
Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!

1024
01:15:02,430 --> 01:15:04,850
Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.

1025
01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:10,230
What... Son of a bitch!

1026
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:14,990
Most people -normal people-
do just about anything to avoid a fight.

1027
01:15:16,700 --> 01:15:18,200
Excuse me!

1028
01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:20,530
You sprayed me with your hose.

1029
01:15:20,620 --> 01:15:22,120
That's not necessary.

1030
01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:23,870
Jay! Go call 911!

1031
01:15:26,710 --> 01:15:27,870
Put the hose down.

1032
01:15:28,630 --> 01:15:30,460
Stop it! Stop it!

1033
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:35,010
Sorry.

1034
01:15:42,810 --> 01:15:43,890
You bastard!

1035
01:15:50,150 --> 01:15:51,770
We need to talk.

1036
01:15:54,490 --> 01:15:55,650
OK.

1037
01:15:57,610 --> 01:15:58,820
Where to begin?

1038
01:15:58,990 --> 01:16:01,570
With your constant absenteeism?

1039
01:16:01,660 --> 01:16:04,540
With your unpresentable appearance?

1040
01:16:04,660 --> 01:16:09,370
- You're up for review.
- I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

1041
01:16:09,460 --> 01:16:11,420
- What?
- Let's pretend.

1042
01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:14,380
You're the Department
of Transportation, OK?

1043
01:16:15,010 --> 01:16:20,090
Someone informs you that this company
installs front-seat mounting brackets

1044
01:16:20,220 --> 01:16:22,350
that never pass collision tests,

1045
01:16:22,430 --> 01:16:25,600
brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles,

1046
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:29,520
and fuel injectors
that explode and burn people alive.

1047
01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:32,360
What then?

1048
01:16:32,980 --> 01:16:35,320
- Are you threatening me?
- No...

1049
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:38,740
- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!
- I have a better solution.

1050
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:42,240
Keep me on the payroll
as an outside consultant

1051
01:16:42,780 --> 01:16:44,280
and, in exchange for my salary,

1052
01:16:44,370 --> 01:16:48,250
my job will be never to tell people
these things that I know.

1053
01:16:49,160 --> 01:16:53,790
I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.

1054
01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:58,130
Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,
you crazy little shit?

1055
01:17:02,850 --> 01:17:06,640
- Security!
- I am Jack's smirking revenge.

1056
01:17:13,190 --> 01:17:14,400
Agh!

1057
01:17:16,020 --> 01:17:17,900
What the hell are you doing?

1058
01:17:26,950 --> 01:17:28,330
That hurt.

1059
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:33,080
Why would you do that?

1060
01:17:33,290 --> 01:17:35,920
Oh, my God! No! Please stop!

1061
01:17:46,430 --> 01:17:48,260
What are you doing?

1062
01:17:48,770 --> 01:17:50,810
Oh, God, no! Please! No!

1063
01:17:50,930 --> 01:17:54,480
For some reason,
I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.

1064
01:17:54,810 --> 01:17:55,980
No!

1065
01:18:21,050 --> 01:18:25,680
Under and behind and inside
everything this man took for granted,

1066
01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:28,640
something horrible had been growing.

1067
01:18:29,140 --> 01:18:32,640
Look. Just give me the paychecks,
like I asked,

1068
01:18:32,730 --> 01:18:35,020
and you won't ever see me again.

1069
01:18:35,150 --> 01:18:38,440
And right then,
at our most excellent moment together...

1070
01:18:42,030 --> 01:18:44,570
Thank God! Please don't hit me again.

1071
01:18:44,820 --> 01:18:47,110
Telephone, computer, fax machine,

1072
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:51,410
52 weekly paychecks
and 48 airline flight coupons.

1073
01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:54,000
We now had corporate sponsorship.

1074
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:57,670
This is how Tyler and I were able to have
Fight Club every night of the week.

1075
01:19:00,590 --> 01:19:04,840
Now, nobody was the center of Fight Club
except the two men fighting.

1076
01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:08,890
The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.

1077
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:14,140
Tyler was now involved in a lawsuit
with the Pressman Hotel

1078
01:19:14,230 --> 01:19:16,270
over the urine content of their soup.

1079
01:19:22,650 --> 01:19:24,610
I am Jack's wasted life.

1080
01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:34,700
Thank you, sir.

1081
01:19:37,210 --> 01:19:39,830
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.

1082
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:42,710
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.

1083
01:20:22,340 --> 01:20:25,340
- There's a Fight Club in Delaware City.
- Yeah, I heard.

1084
01:20:27,260 --> 01:20:31,840
There's one in Penns Grove too.
Bob even found one up in New Castle.

1085
01:20:31,930 --> 01:20:34,640
- Did you start that one?
- No, I thought you did.

1086
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:35,810
No.

1087
01:21:26,730 --> 01:21:28,570
- Stop.
- What are we doing?

1088
01:21:28,650 --> 01:21:30,360
- Turn around.
- What are we doing?

1089
01:21:30,450 --> 01:21:33,070
- Homework assignment.
- What kind?

1090
01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:34,780
Human sacrifice.

1091
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:40,040
- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not.
- It's a gun. Meet me in the back.

1092
01:21:40,120 --> 01:21:42,830
- Don't fuck around!
- Meet me in the back.

1093
01:21:43,500 --> 01:21:45,750
On a long enough time line,

1094
01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:48,500
the survival rate for everyone
drops to zero.

1095
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:53,180
- Stop. What are you doing?
- Hands behind your back.

1096
01:21:53,550 --> 01:21:55,340
Give me your wallet.

1097
01:21:57,100 --> 01:22:00,430
Raymond K Hessel.
1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.

1098
01:22:00,560 --> 01:22:02,180
Cramped basement apartment?

1099
01:22:02,270 --> 01:22:05,810
- How did you know?
- They give shitty apartments letters.

1100
01:22:06,570 --> 01:22:09,610
Raymond! You're going to die.

1101
01:22:09,690 --> 01:22:10,860
No!

1102
01:22:11,990 --> 01:22:13,240
Is that your mom and dad?

1103
01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:15,820
They're gonna have to call
the kindly doctor.

1104
01:22:15,910 --> 01:22:18,030
Pick up your dental records. Know why?

1105
01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:21,450
- There'll be nothing left of your face.
- Come on!

1106
01:22:21,870 --> 01:22:26,080
An expired community college student ID.
What did you study, Raymond?

1107
01:22:26,540 --> 01:22:29,040
- S... Stuff.
- Stuff?

1108
01:22:29,130 --> 01:22:31,050
Were the midterms hard?

1109
01:22:32,340 --> 01:22:35,050
- I asked you what you studied!
- Biology, mostly.

1110
01:22:35,140 --> 01:22:38,260
- Why?
- I don't know.

1111
01:22:38,350 --> 01:22:41,060
What did you wanna be,
Raymond K Hessel?

1112
01:22:42,810 --> 01:22:46,980
The question, Raymond, was:
what did you want to be?

1113
01:22:48,940 --> 01:22:50,360
Answer him, Raymond! Jesus!

1114
01:22:50,440 --> 01:22:52,990
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.
- Animals.

1115
01:22:53,070 --> 01:22:55,740
- Yeah. Animal and stuff.
- Stuff. Yeah, I got that.

1116
01:22:55,820 --> 01:22:58,910
- So you need more schooling.
- Too much school.

1117
01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:01,040
- Would you rather be dead?
- No, please...

1118
01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:05,460
You'd rather die here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?

1119
01:23:06,290 --> 01:23:08,380
No. Please, no.

1120
01:23:12,210 --> 01:23:14,220
I'm keeping your license.

1121
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:17,680
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.

1122
01:23:19,050 --> 01:23:21,760
If you're not on your way to being
a veterinarian in six weeks,

1123
01:23:21,850 --> 01:23:23,100
you will be dead.

1124
01:23:25,730 --> 01:23:27,350
Now run on home.

1125
01:23:32,150 --> 01:23:34,110
Run, Forrest, run!

1126
01:23:35,650 --> 01:23:37,030
I feel ill.

1127
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:42,490
- Imagine how he feels.
- Come on, this isn't funny!

1128
01:23:42,580 --> 01:23:45,790
What the fuck was the point of that?

1129
01:23:45,870 --> 01:23:49,540
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day
of Raymond K Hessel's life.

1130
01:23:49,630 --> 01:23:54,090
His breakfast will taste better
than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

1131
01:23:55,340 --> 01:23:57,630
You had to give it to him.

1132
01:23:57,930 --> 01:23:59,970
- Come on.
- He had a plan.

1133
01:24:00,050 --> 01:24:03,350
And it started to make sense
in a Tyler sort of way.

1134
01:24:03,430 --> 01:24:06,730
No fear. No distractions.

1135
01:24:06,810 --> 01:24:10,940
The ability to let that
which does not matter truly slide.

1136
01:24:24,330 --> 01:24:26,250
You are not your job.

1137
01:24:28,460 --> 01:24:30,540
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.

1138
01:24:33,420 --> 01:24:35,670
You're not the car you drive.

1139
01:24:36,090 --> 01:24:39,010
You're not the contents of your wallet.

1140
01:24:39,970 --> 01:24:42,550
You're not your fucking khakis.

1141
01:24:44,180 --> 01:24:46,890
You are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1142
01:24:56,570 --> 01:24:58,990
I'll be out of your way in a sec.

1143
01:24:59,820 --> 01:25:01,660
You don't have to go.

1144
01:25:03,330 --> 01:25:04,580
Whatever.

1145
01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:09,540
No, I mean... It's OK.

1146
01:25:19,090 --> 01:25:21,340
Are you still going to groups?

1147
01:25:22,300 --> 01:25:23,390
Yeah.

1148
01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:27,470
Chloe's dead.

1149
01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:28,930
Wow. Chloe.

1150
01:25:30,640 --> 01:25:32,980
When did that happen?

1151
01:25:33,060 --> 01:25:34,480
Do you care?

1152
01:25:35,480 --> 01:25:38,360
I dunno.
I haven't thought about it in a while.

1153
01:25:38,440 --> 01:25:39,900
Yeah, well...

1154
01:25:40,780 --> 01:25:43,240
It was the smart move on her part.

1155
01:25:45,370 --> 01:25:46,830
Listen, um...

1156
01:25:47,740 --> 01:25:50,450
What are you getting out of all this?

1157
01:25:50,540 --> 01:25:51,620
What?

1158
01:25:52,750 --> 01:25:55,750
I mean, all this. Why do you keep...

1159
01:25:55,840 --> 01:25:57,840
Is this making you happy?

1160
01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:01,590
Yeah, well, sometimes.

1161
01:26:03,590 --> 01:26:05,180
I don't know. I don't understand.

1162
01:26:05,260 --> 01:26:11,350
Why does a weaker person need to latch
on to a strong person? What is that?

1163
01:26:11,430 --> 01:26:13,440
What do you get out of it?

1164
01:26:15,440 --> 01:26:20,150
No... That's not the same thing at all.
It's totally different with us.

1165
01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:21,240
"Us"?

1166
01:26:22,400 --> 01:26:25,950
- What do you mean by "us"?
- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?

1167
01:26:26,070 --> 01:26:28,830
- Hear what?
- All that noise. Hold on.

1168
01:26:28,990 --> 01:26:32,410
No, wait! Don't change the subject!
I want to talk about this.

1169
01:26:32,500 --> 01:26:35,290
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No.

1170
01:26:35,380 --> 01:26:38,630
- What?
- You playing doctor. What was going on?

1171
01:26:39,050 --> 01:26:42,090
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Nothing.

1172
01:26:42,170 --> 01:26:44,170
- I don't think so.
- What do you want?

1173
01:26:44,260 --> 01:26:46,300
- Look at me.
- No. What?

1174
01:26:48,140 --> 01:26:50,890
- What is that?
- It's nothing. Don't worry.

1175
01:26:50,970 --> 01:26:53,890
- My God. Who did this?
- A person.

1176
01:26:54,020 --> 01:26:55,390
Guy or girl?

1177
01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:58,110
- What do you care?
- What do you care if I ask?

1178
01:26:58,190 --> 01:26:59,820
- Leave me alone.
- You're afraid to say.

1179
01:26:59,900 --> 01:27:02,610
- I am not. Let me go.
- No! Talk to me.

1180
01:27:02,690 --> 01:27:04,490
Let go of me. Leave me alone!

1181
01:27:04,570 --> 01:27:06,570
- This conversation...
- This conversation...

1182
01:27:06,660 --> 01:27:09,160
- ... is over.
- ... is over.

1183
01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:13,580
I just can't win with you, can I?

1184
01:27:22,050 --> 01:27:23,630
Hey, this is getting a little old!

1185
01:27:26,430 --> 01:27:28,180
What is... What is all this?

1186
01:27:28,260 --> 01:27:30,010
What do you think?

1187
01:27:31,430 --> 01:27:33,430
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

1188
01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:34,730
Hey!

1189
01:27:42,480 --> 01:27:44,570
Too young. Sorry.

1190
01:27:46,400 --> 01:27:47,990
What's all that?

1191
01:27:48,070 --> 01:27:51,660
Tell the applicant
if he's too young, too old or too fat.

1192
01:27:51,740 --> 01:27:52,950
Applicant?

1193
01:27:53,040 --> 01:27:56,620
If the applicant waits three days
without food or shelter,

1194
01:27:56,710 --> 01:27:59,170
he may enter and begin training.

1195
01:27:59,250 --> 01:28:01,000
Training for what?

1196
01:28:06,670 --> 01:28:08,550
You think this is a game?

1197
01:28:08,640 --> 01:28:10,890
You're too young to train here,
end of story.

1198
01:28:10,970 --> 01:28:13,560
Quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.

1199
01:28:18,190 --> 01:28:20,900
Bad news, friend.

1200
01:28:20,980 --> 01:28:23,610
It's not gonna happen.

1201
01:28:23,690 --> 01:28:25,650
Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.

1202
01:28:25,740 --> 01:28:28,990
It's not the end of the world.
Just... go away.

1203
01:28:30,490 --> 01:28:31,700
Go.

1204
01:28:32,530 --> 01:28:35,990
You're trespassing
and I will have to call the police.

1205
01:28:39,920 --> 01:28:44,460
Don't you look at me!
You're never getting in this fucking house!

1206
01:28:44,550 --> 01:28:47,880
Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!
Get off my porch!

1207
01:28:47,970 --> 01:28:51,130
Sooner or later,
we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.

1208
01:28:51,220 --> 01:28:54,430
I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shovel.

1209
01:29:02,270 --> 01:29:06,070
Got two black shirts?
Two pair of black pants?

1210
01:29:06,190 --> 01:29:09,190
- Yes, sir.
- One pair black boots? Black socks?

1211
01:29:09,280 --> 01:29:10,740
- Sir.
- One black jacket?

1212
01:29:10,820 --> 01:29:13,030
- Sir.
- $300 personal burial money?

1213
01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:14,950
Yes, sir.

1214
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:18,330
All right.

1215
01:29:29,130 --> 01:29:31,090
You're too old, fat man.

1216
01:29:31,970 --> 01:29:34,800
Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.

1217
01:29:42,600 --> 01:29:43,980
Bob! Bob!

1218
01:30:00,330 --> 01:30:03,580
Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.

1219
01:30:03,710 --> 01:30:05,420
Space monkey.

1220
01:30:05,880 --> 01:30:09,210
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.

1221
01:30:14,840 --> 01:30:17,760
You are too fucking old, fatty!

1222
01:30:17,890 --> 01:30:22,680
And you... You're too fucking blond!

1223
01:30:22,850 --> 01:30:25,230
Get out of here, the both of you!

1224
01:30:25,940 --> 01:30:27,270
And so it went.

1225
01:30:27,360 --> 01:30:29,110
Listen up, maggots.

1226
01:30:29,820 --> 01:30:32,110
You are not special.

1227
01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:35,320
You are not
a beautiful or unique snowflake.

1228
01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:39,490
You are the same decaying organic matter
as everything else.

1229
01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:42,410
Tyler built himself an army.

1230
01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:46,710
We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.

1231
01:30:46,790 --> 01:30:49,710
We are all part of the same compost heap.

1232
01:30:52,050 --> 01:30:54,800
Why was Tyler Durden building an army?

1233
01:30:54,880 --> 01:30:58,510
To what purpose? For what greater good?

1234
01:31:02,230 --> 01:31:04,140
In Tyler we trusted.

1235
01:31:08,730 --> 01:31:14,190
When he was like,
"You are not your job," I was like, "Yeah!"

1236
01:31:17,120 --> 01:31:19,240
- Hey, what's all this?
- Hey!

1237
01:31:21,950 --> 01:31:23,950
OK!

1238
01:31:24,040 --> 01:31:26,120
- What's going on?
- We're celebrating.

1239
01:31:26,210 --> 01:31:28,460
- What are we celebrating?
- Go on.

1240
01:31:33,010 --> 01:31:35,380
- Hey.
- Let me get that for you.

1241
01:31:39,850 --> 01:31:43,100
Same great taste.
Pepsi. Generation Next.

1242
01:31:44,100 --> 01:31:45,930
Shh!

1243
01:31:46,690 --> 01:31:51,190
Investigators are on the scene.
The Police Commissioner has arrived.

1244
01:31:51,480 --> 01:31:54,780
Could you tell us
what you think has happened here?

1245
01:31:54,860 --> 01:31:58,780
We believe this is one of many
recent acts of vandalism around the city

1246
01:31:58,870 --> 01:32:02,120
somehow related to
underground boxing clubs.

1247
01:32:02,620 --> 01:32:05,950
We will be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.

1248
01:32:06,870 --> 01:32:10,040
That was Commissioner Jacobs
who just arrived on the scene

1249
01:32:10,130 --> 01:32:15,670
- of a four-alarm fire that broke out...
- She's hot.

1250
01:32:15,880 --> 01:32:17,920
Back to you in the studio.

1251
01:32:18,260 --> 01:32:19,840
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1252
01:32:21,350 --> 01:32:23,560
- Holy shit!
- Yeah!

1253
01:32:30,270 --> 01:32:32,520
What the fuck did you guys do?

1254
01:32:32,940 --> 01:32:35,320
Arson investigators
are on the premises...

1255
01:32:41,660 --> 01:32:45,990
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions, sir.

1256
01:32:52,170 --> 01:32:56,000
The victory in the war against crime
will not come overnight.

1257
01:32:56,260 --> 01:33:00,720
It will take dedication and commitment
and, most of all, cooperation.

1258
01:33:00,970 --> 01:33:04,430
Streets are safer now.
There is hope in the inner city.

1259
01:33:04,930 --> 01:33:07,850
- However...
- I gotta take a piss.

1260
01:33:08,680 --> 01:33:12,270
These are the first steps in a long journey.

1261
01:33:12,360 --> 01:33:13,650
That is why we have
created Project Hope...

1262
01:33:13,730 --> 01:33:15,070
Bob.

1263
01:33:15,150 --> 01:33:18,320
helping others
with prevention and enforcement.

1264
01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:21,400
Project Hope will be a joint effort

1265
01:33:21,490 --> 01:33:23,870
between the police
and community leaders.

1266
01:33:24,530 --> 01:33:28,200
It will be a powerful new weapon
in the war against crime.

1267
01:34:15,130 --> 01:34:19,550
- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack.
- Man! His balls are ice-cold.

1268
01:34:20,420 --> 01:34:23,550
Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.

1269
01:34:23,630 --> 01:34:26,390
You will publicly state
there is no underground group

1270
01:34:26,470 --> 01:34:30,020
or these guys are gonna take your balls.

1271
01:34:30,100 --> 01:34:34,770
They'll send one to the New York Times
and one to the LA Times.

1272
01:34:34,850 --> 01:34:38,570
Look, the people you are after
are the people you depend on.

1273
01:34:38,650 --> 01:34:42,650
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.
We connect your calls.

1274
01:34:42,780 --> 01:34:46,490
We drive your ambulances.
We guard you while you sleep.

1275
01:34:50,950 --> 01:34:52,750
Do not fuck with us.

1276
01:35:02,380 --> 01:35:03,760
Ball check!

1277
01:35:18,650 --> 01:35:20,360
Bob, this way.

1278
01:35:21,400 --> 01:35:22,860
Let's go.

1279
01:35:24,070 --> 01:35:27,070
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

1280
01:35:27,570 --> 01:35:28,620
Hey!

1281
01:35:44,300 --> 01:35:45,550
Yeah!

1282
01:36:18,080 --> 01:36:23,170
I felt like putting a bullet in every panda
that wouldn't screw to save its species.

1283
01:36:26,380 --> 01:36:29,130
I wanted to open
the dump valves on oil tankers

1284
01:36:29,220 --> 01:36:32,470
and smother all those French beaches
I'd never see.

1285
01:36:36,770 --> 01:36:39,100
I wanted to breathe smoke.

1286
01:36:55,910 --> 01:36:58,250
Where did you go, psycho boy?

1287
01:36:59,670 --> 01:37:02,580
I felt like destroying something beautiful.

1288
01:37:06,760 --> 01:37:09,340
- Get him to a fucking hospital.
- Yeah.

1289
01:37:21,270 --> 01:37:24,770
Don't worry, Mr. Durden.
Airport parking. Long term.

1290
01:37:25,780 --> 01:37:27,570
After you, Mr. Durden.

1291
01:37:29,030 --> 01:37:30,360
After you.

1292
01:37:48,380 --> 01:37:51,170
- Something on your mind, dear?
- No.

1293
01:37:51,260 --> 01:37:54,010
Yeah. Why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?

1294
01:37:54,100 --> 01:37:58,060
First rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions.

1295
01:37:58,140 --> 01:38:01,730
- Why wasn't I included in the beginning?
- Fight Club was the beginning.

1296
01:38:01,810 --> 01:38:05,020
Now it's left the basements
and it's Project Mayhem.

1297
01:38:05,110 --> 01:38:07,980
We started Fight Club
together. Remember?

1298
01:38:08,070 --> 01:38:09,820
It's as much mine as it is yours.

1299
01:38:09,940 --> 01:38:13,950
- Is this about you and me?
- Yeah. Weren't we doing this together?

1300
01:38:14,030 --> 01:38:16,160
This does not belong to us.

1301
01:38:16,240 --> 01:38:19,160
- We are not special.
- Fuck that. You should have told me.

1302
01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:22,040
Hey, Tyler!

1303
01:38:24,750 --> 01:38:26,840
- Goddamn it, Tyler!
- What do you want?

1304
01:38:26,920 --> 01:38:30,130
A statement of purpose?
Should I email you?

1305
01:38:30,210 --> 01:38:32,840
- Look...
- You decide your level of involvement!

1306
01:38:32,930 --> 01:38:35,180
I will! I wanna know certain things first!

1307
01:38:35,260 --> 01:38:37,680
- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!

1308
01:38:39,520 --> 01:38:43,180
- I wanna know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know!

1309
01:38:43,850 --> 01:38:47,110
Forget about what you think you know
about life, friendship,

1310
01:38:47,190 --> 01:38:49,690
and especially about you and me.

1311
01:38:50,940 --> 01:38:53,570
What is that supposed to mean? What...

1312
01:38:56,030 --> 01:38:58,030
What are you doing?

1313
01:38:59,740 --> 01:39:01,700
What'll you wish you'd done
before you die?

1314
01:39:01,790 --> 01:39:04,410
- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.

1315
01:39:04,750 --> 01:39:07,290
- And you?
- I don't know. Nothing.

1316
01:39:07,380 --> 01:39:09,630
- Get in the right lane.
- You have to know!

1317
01:39:09,710 --> 01:39:12,510
If you died now,
how would you feel about your life?

1318
01:39:12,590 --> 01:39:16,970
I don't know! Nothing good.
Is that what you want to hear me say?

1319
01:39:17,050 --> 01:39:18,800
- Come on!
- Not good enough.

1320
01:39:18,890 --> 01:39:21,060
Stop fucking around! Tyler!

1321
01:39:24,190 --> 01:39:25,810
Jesus Christ!

1322
01:39:25,900 --> 01:39:28,310
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!

1323
01:39:28,400 --> 01:39:32,280
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!
I am sick of all your shit!

1324
01:39:33,780 --> 01:39:35,820
OK, man. OK.

1325
01:39:36,700 --> 01:39:38,910
- Quit screwing around. Steer!
- Look at you!

1326
01:39:39,070 --> 01:39:42,240
- Steer!
- Look at you! You're fucking pathetic!

1327
01:39:42,330 --> 01:39:46,960
- Why? Why? What are you talking about?
- Why do you think I blew up your condo?

1328
01:39:47,960 --> 01:39:49,170
What?

1329
01:39:49,250 --> 01:39:52,920
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
It's not a goddamn seminar.

1330
01:39:53,760 --> 01:39:56,930
Stop trying to control everything
and just let go!

1331
01:40:00,010 --> 01:40:02,310
- Let go!
- All right. Fine.

1332
01:40:03,890 --> 01:40:05,020
Fine.

1333
01:41:04,200 --> 01:41:06,620
I'd never been in a car accident.

1334
01:41:07,830 --> 01:41:09,910
This must have been
what all those people felt like

1335
01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:13,130
before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.

1336
01:41:13,920 --> 01:41:15,130
Goddamn!

1337
01:41:19,300 --> 01:41:21,930
We've just had a near-life experience!

1338
01:41:27,310 --> 01:41:32,190
In the world I see, you're stalking elk
through the Grand Canyon forests

1339
01:41:32,270 --> 01:41:34,980
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

1340
01:41:37,110 --> 01:41:41,530
You'll wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life.

1341
01:41:41,910 --> 01:41:45,830
You'll climb the thick kudzu vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.

1342
01:41:47,160 --> 01:41:51,000
And when you look down,
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,

1343
01:41:51,670 --> 01:41:52,920
laying strips of venison

1344
01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:57,130
in the empty car-pool lane
of some abandoned superhighway.

1345
01:42:10,230 --> 01:42:12,020
Feel better, champ.

1346
01:42:30,410 --> 01:42:31,830
And then...

1347
01:42:31,910 --> 01:42:33,330
Tyler?

1348
01:42:33,420 --> 01:42:35,080
Tyler was gone.

1349
01:42:43,550 --> 01:42:45,010
Was I asleep?

1350
01:42:47,050 --> 01:42:48,430
Had I slept?

1351
01:42:48,510 --> 01:42:51,060
You are not
a beautiful, unique snowflake...

1352
01:42:51,140 --> 01:42:54,190
The house had become a living thing,

1353
01:42:54,270 --> 01:42:57,610
wet inside from so many people
sweating and breathing.

1354
01:42:57,690 --> 01:42:59,270
We are all part
of the same compost heap...

1355
01:42:59,360 --> 01:43:03,490
So many people moving, the house moved.

1356
01:43:04,660 --> 01:43:06,530
Planet Tyler.

1357
01:43:06,620 --> 01:43:11,330
I had to hug the walls, trapped inside
this clockwork of space monkeys.

1358
01:43:11,620 --> 01:43:14,790
You can't be smoking!
You know how much ether is in here?

1359
01:43:14,870 --> 01:43:17,710
Cooking and working
and sleeping in teams.

1360
01:43:20,960 --> 01:43:22,630
Hang on a second.

1361
01:43:42,400 --> 01:43:43,900
It's under control, sir.

1362
01:43:47,160 --> 01:43:48,700
Where's Tyler?

1363
01:43:48,780 --> 01:43:51,580
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not...

1364
01:43:51,660 --> 01:43:53,830
Right. OK.

1365
01:43:56,170 --> 01:43:57,670
I'm all alone.

1366
01:43:58,250 --> 01:44:01,630
My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.

1367
01:44:02,210 --> 01:44:04,210
I am Jack's broken heart.

1368
01:44:08,800 --> 01:44:12,350
What comes next in Project Mayhem
only Tyler knows.

1369
01:44:13,180 --> 01:44:16,180
The second rule is
you do not ask questions.

1370
01:44:19,310 --> 01:44:22,230
Get the fuck away from me!
Get the fuck away!

1371
01:44:23,070 --> 01:44:25,070
Who are all these people?

1372
01:44:29,780 --> 01:44:32,030
The Paper Street Soap Company.

1373
01:44:34,580 --> 01:44:36,080
Can I come in?

1374
01:44:39,370 --> 01:44:40,880
He's not here.

1375
01:44:41,670 --> 01:44:42,750
What?

1376
01:44:44,380 --> 01:44:47,130
Tyler isn't here.

1377
01:44:48,380 --> 01:44:50,380
Tyler went away.

1378
01:44:50,470 --> 01:44:51,930
Tyler's gone.

1379
01:45:08,360 --> 01:45:10,150
Jesus! Get some help!

1380
01:45:23,090 --> 01:45:26,710
Two gunshot wounds coming through!
Make some fucking room!

1381
01:45:27,130 --> 01:45:29,170
What happened? What happened?

1382
01:45:29,260 --> 01:45:30,550
We were on assignment.

1383
01:45:30,630 --> 01:45:33,720
We were supposed to kill
two birds with one stone.

1384
01:45:33,890 --> 01:45:36,390
Destroy a piece of corporate art...

1385
01:45:36,470 --> 01:45:38,930
Operation Latte Thunder. Go!

1386
01:45:40,440 --> 01:45:42,940
and trash a franchise coffee bar.

1387
01:45:48,940 --> 01:45:51,450
We had it all worked out, sir.

1388
01:45:59,330 --> 01:46:02,670
- It went smooth until...
- Police! Freeze!

1389
01:46:02,750 --> 01:46:05,540
- What?
- They shot Bob.

1390
01:46:07,130 --> 01:46:09,960
- They shot him in the head.
- Fucking pigs!

1391
01:46:14,890 --> 01:46:16,550
Oh, God!

1392
01:46:16,640 --> 01:46:20,470
- Those motherfuckers!
- You morons.

1393
01:46:20,980 --> 01:46:23,940
You run around in ski masks
trying to blow things up?

1394
01:46:24,020 --> 01:46:26,560
What did you think was gonna happen?

1395
01:46:29,820 --> 01:46:33,450
OK, quick! We gotta
get rid of the evidence - his body!

1396
01:46:33,530 --> 01:46:35,570
- Bury him.
- What?

1397
01:46:35,780 --> 01:46:38,330
Take him to the garden and bury him.

1398
01:46:39,080 --> 01:46:43,290
- Come on, people, let's go!
- Get the fuck off! Get away from him!

1399
01:46:43,370 --> 01:46:44,750
What are you talking about?

1400
01:46:44,830 --> 01:46:47,670
This isn't fucking evidence.
This is a person.

1401
01:46:47,840 --> 01:46:50,880
He's my friend
and you're not burying him in the garden!

1402
01:46:50,960 --> 01:46:53,670
He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.

1403
01:46:53,760 --> 01:46:56,590
- This is Bob.
- But, sir, in...

1404
01:46:56,680 --> 01:46:58,930
In Project Mayhem, we have no names.

1405
01:46:59,010 --> 01:47:00,350
Now, you listen to me.

1406
01:47:00,430 --> 01:47:04,940
This is a man and he has a name,
and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?

1407
01:47:05,020 --> 01:47:06,100
Robert Paulsen?

1408
01:47:06,190 --> 01:47:08,520
He's a man,
and he's dead now because of us.

1409
01:47:08,610 --> 01:47:10,440
Do you understand that?

1410
01:47:11,530 --> 01:47:13,030
I understand.

1411
01:47:15,280 --> 01:47:19,660
In death, a member of Project Mayhem
has a name.

1412
01:47:21,500 --> 01:47:23,580
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1413
01:47:24,370 --> 01:47:26,500
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1414
01:47:27,130 --> 01:47:30,000
His name... is Robert Paulsen.

1415
01:47:30,960 --> 01:47:33,550
His name is Robert Paulsen.

1416
01:47:33,720 --> 01:47:36,930
- Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.
- His name is Robert Paulsen.

1417
01:47:40,510 --> 01:47:43,020
Shut up! This is all over with!

1418
01:48:17,760 --> 01:48:18,800
Tyler?

1419
01:48:18,890 --> 01:48:21,390
No, this is Detective Stern
of the Arson Unit.

1420
01:48:21,600 --> 01:48:23,100
I need to see you...

1421
01:48:27,690 --> 01:48:31,810
I went to all the cities
on Tyler's used ticket stubs, bar-hopping.

1422
01:48:32,520 --> 01:48:33,860
I didn't know how,

1423
01:48:33,940 --> 01:48:37,030
but I could look at 50 different bars,
and somehow I just knew.

1424
01:48:37,110 --> 01:48:41,660
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.
It's very important that I talk to him.

1425
01:48:41,740 --> 01:48:43,700
I wish I could help you,

1426
01:48:43,910 --> 01:48:44,950
sir.

1427
01:48:51,290 --> 01:48:53,130
Every city I went to,

1428
01:48:54,300 --> 01:48:56,760
as soon as I set foot off the plane,

1429
01:48:56,840 --> 01:48:59,090
I knew a Fight Club was close.

1430
01:48:59,840 --> 01:49:00,890
Hey! Hey!

1431
01:49:02,140 --> 01:49:03,300
Taxi!

1432
01:49:03,470 --> 01:49:04,930
Look at my face. I'm a member.

1433
01:49:05,020 --> 01:49:08,230
Now, I just need to know
if you've seen Tyler.

1434
01:49:08,310 --> 01:49:11,940
I'm not exposed to bespeak
any such information to you,

1435
01:49:12,020 --> 01:49:16,360
nor would I, even if I had said information
at this juncture, be able.

1436
01:49:18,490 --> 01:49:20,990
- You're a moron.
- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

1437
01:49:22,660 --> 01:49:27,750
Tyler had been busy,
setting up franchises all over the country.

1438
01:49:30,540 --> 01:49:33,830
Was I asleep? Had I slept?

1439
01:49:34,960 --> 01:49:37,670
Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?

1440
01:49:38,670 --> 01:49:41,050
- We've just heard the stories.
- What stories?

1441
01:49:41,130 --> 01:49:45,720
- Nobody knows what he looks like.
- He has plastic surgery every three years.

1442
01:49:46,260 --> 01:49:48,390
That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.

1443
01:49:48,480 --> 01:49:52,850
- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?
- Is Mr. Durden building an army?

1444
01:49:53,690 --> 01:49:56,820
I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu.

1445
01:49:57,690 --> 01:50:00,860
Everywhere I went,
I felt I'd already been there.

1446
01:50:01,610 --> 01:50:04,320
It was like following an invisible man.

1447
01:50:05,530 --> 01:50:07,660
The smell of dried blood.

1448
01:50:08,700 --> 01:50:11,660
Dirty, bare footprints circling each other.

1449
01:50:11,750 --> 01:50:14,670
That aroma of old sweat,
like fried chicken.

1450
01:50:15,380 --> 01:50:19,670
The feel of a floor still warm
from a fight the night before.

1451
01:50:19,760 --> 01:50:22,510
I was always just one step behind Tyler.

1452
01:50:25,470 --> 01:50:30,720
His name is Robert Paulsen.
His name is Robert Paulsen. His...

1453
01:50:33,560 --> 01:50:35,230
Welcome back, sir.

1454
01:50:36,690 --> 01:50:38,360
How have you been?

1455
01:50:39,480 --> 01:50:41,030
Do you know me?

1456
01:50:41,570 --> 01:50:44,570
- Is this a test, sir?
- No. This is not a test.

1457
01:50:46,240 --> 01:50:48,530
You were in here last Thursday.

1458
01:50:49,080 --> 01:50:50,330
Thursday?

1459
01:50:50,870 --> 01:50:55,040
You were standing where you are now,
asking how good security is.

1460
01:50:55,580 --> 01:50:57,630
It's tight as a drum, sir.

1461
01:50:59,750 --> 01:51:01,630
Who do you think I am?

1462
01:51:02,420 --> 01:51:06,090
- Are you sure this isn't a test?
- No, this is not a test.

1463
01:51:07,680 --> 01:51:09,310
You're Mr. Durden.

1464
01:51:10,270 --> 01:51:12,600
You're the one who gave me this.

1465
01:51:13,690 --> 01:51:17,400
Please return your seat backs
to their full upright and locked position.

1466
01:51:29,200 --> 01:51:30,700
- Yeah?
- Marla, it's me.

1467
01:51:30,790 --> 01:51:32,910
- Have we ever done it?
- Done what?

1468
01:51:33,000 --> 01:51:36,080
- Had sex.
- What kind of stupid question is that?

1469
01:51:36,170 --> 01:51:39,340
Stupid because the answer's yes
or because it's no?

1470
01:51:39,420 --> 01:51:41,420
- Is this a trick?
- No. I need to know...

1471
01:51:41,500 --> 01:51:46,010
You wanna know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?

1472
01:51:46,090 --> 01:51:48,720
- We did make love?
- Is that what you're calling it?

1473
01:51:48,970 --> 01:51:52,220
Just answer the question!
Did we do it or not?

1474
01:51:52,310 --> 01:51:55,060
You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.

1475
01:51:55,140 --> 01:51:57,730
You're sensitive,
then you turn into an asshole.

1476
01:51:57,810 --> 01:52:00,480
Does that describe our relationship, Tyler?

1477
01:52:01,150 --> 01:52:03,230
We have just lost cabin pressure.

1478
01:52:03,400 --> 01:52:05,190
- What did you say?
- What is wrong with you?

1479
01:52:05,280 --> 01:52:07,740
- Say my name!
- Tyler Durden.

1480
01:52:07,820 --> 01:52:10,410
Tyler Durden, you fucking freak!
What's going on?

1481
01:52:10,490 --> 01:52:12,530
- I'm coming over!
- I'm not there!

1482
01:52:14,620 --> 01:52:16,660
You broke your promise.

1483
01:52:16,750 --> 01:52:19,040
- Jesus, Tyler.
- You talked to her about me.

1484
01:52:19,130 --> 01:52:24,300
- What the fuck is going on?
- I ask you for one thing. One simple thing.

1485
01:52:24,380 --> 01:52:26,800
Why do people think that I'm you?

1486
01:52:27,380 --> 01:52:28,720
Answer me!

1487
01:52:32,850 --> 01:52:33,930
Sit.

1488
01:52:37,230 --> 01:52:40,230
Answer me. Why do people think I'm you?

1489
01:52:40,520 --> 01:52:42,270
I think you know.

1490
01:52:42,360 --> 01:52:44,440
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

1491
01:52:44,530 --> 01:52:47,570
Why would anyone
possibly confuse you with me?

1492
01:52:48,990 --> 01:52:50,660
I... I don't know.

1493
01:52:55,200 --> 01:52:57,040
- You got it.
- No.

1494
01:52:57,290 --> 01:53:00,040
- Do not fuck with us!
- Say it.

1495
01:53:01,580 --> 01:53:02,920
Because...

1496
01:53:04,710 --> 01:53:05,920
Say it!

1497
01:53:07,920 --> 01:53:10,220
Because we're the same person.

1498
01:53:10,470 --> 01:53:11,550
That's right.

1499
01:53:11,640 --> 01:53:14,220
We are the all-singing, all-dancing...

1500
01:53:14,310 --> 01:53:18,020
- I don't understand this.
- You wanted a way to change your life.

1501
01:53:18,100 --> 01:53:20,310
You could not do this on your own.

1502
01:53:20,400 --> 01:53:23,650
All the ways you wish you could be -
that's me.

1503
01:53:24,820 --> 01:53:27,110
I look like you wanna look,
fuck like you wanna fuck,

1504
01:53:27,190 --> 01:53:32,360
I am smart, capable and, most importantly,
I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

1505
01:53:32,660 --> 01:53:33,700
Oh, no.

1506
01:53:33,780 --> 01:53:36,950
- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.
- What?

1507
01:53:37,040 --> 01:53:41,290
- This isn't possible. This is crazy.
- People do it every day.

1508
01:53:41,540 --> 01:53:45,340
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.

1509
01:53:45,420 --> 01:53:49,470
They don't have the courage you have
to just run with it.

1510
01:53:51,800 --> 01:53:55,430
You still wrestle with it,
so sometimes you're still you.

1511
01:53:55,510 --> 01:53:57,060
We should do this again sometime.

1512
01:53:57,430 --> 01:53:59,680
Other times,
you imagine you're watching me.

1513
01:53:59,770 --> 01:54:02,640
If this is your first time, you have to fight.

1514
01:54:02,730 --> 01:54:06,400
Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become...

1515
01:54:08,360 --> 01:54:09,530
Tyler Durden.

1516
01:54:09,610 --> 01:54:13,160
You are not your job
or how much money you have!

1517
01:54:13,570 --> 01:54:15,280
- No. You have a house.
- Rented in your name.

1518
01:54:15,370 --> 01:54:18,950
- You have jobs, a life.
- You work nights because you can't sleep.

1519
01:54:19,120 --> 01:54:22,960
- Or you stay up and make soap.
- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.

1520
01:54:23,040 --> 01:54:25,580
Technically, you are.
But it's all the same to her.

1521
01:54:28,250 --> 01:54:29,800
Oh, my God.

1522
01:54:30,630 --> 01:54:32,720
Now you see our dilemma.

1523
01:54:33,300 --> 01:54:35,180
She knows too much.

1524
01:54:36,100 --> 01:54:39,310
I think we're gonna have to talk about
how this might compromise our goals.

1525
01:54:41,480 --> 01:54:43,690
What... What are you saying?

1526
01:54:43,810 --> 01:54:47,820
This is bullshit. This is bullshit!
I'm not listening to this.

1527
01:54:47,900 --> 01:54:50,900
- You are insane!
- No. You're insane.

1528
01:54:50,990 --> 01:54:54,150
And we simply
do not have time for this crap.

1529
01:54:55,870 --> 01:54:57,780
It's called a changeover.

1530
01:54:57,870 --> 01:55:01,910
The movie goes on,
and nobody in the audience has any idea.

1531
01:55:15,680 --> 01:55:19,300
- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah. Bill me.

1532
01:55:19,390 --> 01:55:22,850
I need you to initial
this list of phone calls, please.

1533
01:55:26,350 --> 01:55:30,070
- When were these made?
- Between 2:00 and 3:30 this morning.

1534
01:55:35,530 --> 01:55:37,870
Have I been going to bed earlier
every night?

1535
01:55:37,950 --> 01:55:40,120
Have I been sleeping later?

1536
01:55:41,700 --> 01:55:44,620
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?

1537
01:55:48,380 --> 01:55:49,960
Is anybody here?

1538
01:55:52,380 --> 01:55:54,880
Déjà vu, all over again.

1539
01:55:56,050 --> 01:55:59,090
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.

1540
01:56:01,850 --> 01:56:03,310
Oh, my God.

1541
01:56:07,060 --> 01:56:09,060
- 1888.
- Who am I calling?

1542
01:56:09,480 --> 01:56:11,730
Franklin. This is maintenance.

1543
01:56:13,280 --> 01:56:15,860
Hello? Hello?

1544
01:56:15,950 --> 01:56:17,570
Franklin Street?

1545
01:56:18,740 --> 01:56:20,700
Yes. Can I help you?

1546
01:56:23,290 --> 01:56:25,870
- Hello?
- Yeah, yeah.

1547
01:56:26,410 --> 01:56:28,580
I need to talk to your supervisor
right away.

1548
01:56:28,670 --> 01:56:30,630
- Speaking.
- OK, listen to me.

1549
01:56:30,710 --> 01:56:33,800
Something terrible
is about to happen to your building.

1550
01:56:33,880 --> 01:56:35,840
It's under control, sir.

1551
01:56:36,550 --> 01:56:40,010
- Excuse me?
- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.

1552
01:56:44,020 --> 01:56:45,100
2160.

1553
01:56:53,530 --> 01:56:56,110
Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!

1554
01:56:57,990 --> 01:57:00,570
Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!

1555
01:57:00,660 --> 01:57:03,200
Your bald freaks hit me
with a fucking broom!

1556
01:57:03,280 --> 01:57:04,990
They almost broke my arm!

1557
01:57:05,080 --> 01:57:06,620
They were burning
their fingertips with lye.

1558
01:57:08,710 --> 01:57:11,500
It'll take a tremendous act of faith
on your part, but hear me out.

1559
01:57:11,580 --> 01:57:15,300
- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
- A little more faith than that.

1560
01:57:19,680 --> 01:57:21,510
I don't wanna hear
anything you have to say.

1561
01:57:21,590 --> 01:57:24,350
You have every right to be...

1562
01:57:24,430 --> 01:57:26,010
I'll just have a coffee, thanks.

1563
01:57:26,100 --> 01:57:28,600
Sir, anything you order
is free of charge, sir.

1564
01:57:29,810 --> 01:57:32,480
- Why is it free of charge?
- Don't ask.

1565
01:57:32,690 --> 01:57:33,940
Whatever.

1566
01:57:34,020 --> 01:57:35,480
I'll have the clam chowder,

1567
01:57:35,570 --> 01:57:38,900
fried chicken with a baked potato
and chocolate chiffon pie.

1568
01:57:38,990 --> 01:57:41,070
Clean food, please.

1569
01:57:41,160 --> 01:57:43,740
In that case, sir,
I advise against the clam chowder.

1570
01:57:43,830 --> 01:57:45,950
No clam chowder. Thank you.

1571
01:57:48,580 --> 01:57:50,580
You got about 30 seconds.

1572
01:57:52,210 --> 01:57:55,420
I know I've been acting very strange, OK?

1573
01:57:55,750 --> 01:57:58,260
I know it seems there's two sides to me...

1574
01:57:58,340 --> 01:58:00,420
Two sides?
You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.

1575
01:58:00,510 --> 01:58:03,840
I deserved that.
But I realized something important.

1576
01:58:03,930 --> 01:58:05,140
What?

1577
01:58:05,220 --> 01:58:08,470
The full extent of our relationship
wasn't clear to me until now,

1578
01:58:08,560 --> 01:58:10,600
for reasons I won't go into.

1579
01:58:10,690 --> 01:58:13,100
- I know I haven't treated you well.
- Whatever.

1580
01:58:13,190 --> 01:58:17,610
No, no. Fifteen seconds, please!
Fifteen seconds, don't open your mouth.

1581
01:58:18,150 --> 01:58:20,280
I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry.

1582
01:58:20,360 --> 01:58:24,030
What I've come to realize
is that I really like you, Marla.

1583
01:58:26,200 --> 01:58:27,990
- You do?
- I really do.

1584
01:58:28,750 --> 01:58:33,170
I care about you and I don't want anything
bad to happen to you because of me.

1585
01:58:33,250 --> 01:58:35,880
Your life is in danger.

1586
01:58:37,710 --> 01:58:40,550
- What?
- You need to leave town for a while.

1587
01:58:40,670 --> 01:58:42,970
Get out of any major city.
Just go camping...

1588
01:58:43,050 --> 01:58:44,760
You're an insane person.

1589
01:58:44,840 --> 01:58:48,600
- I've involved you in something terrible.
- No. Shut up!

1590
01:58:48,680 --> 01:58:50,770
- You're not safe.
- Shut up!

1591
01:58:53,230 --> 01:58:57,400
- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried.
- I know you did.

1592
01:58:57,570 --> 01:59:02,740
There are things about you I like.
You're smart, funny, spectacular in bed.

1593
01:59:03,400 --> 01:59:05,990
But... you're intolerable.

1594
01:59:06,660 --> 01:59:10,490
You have very serious emotional problems

1595
01:59:10,580 --> 01:59:12,500
for which you should seek
professional help.

1596
01:59:12,580 --> 01:59:16,750
- I know, and I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, I'm sorry, everyone's sorry.

1597
01:59:18,130 --> 01:59:20,130
I can't do this anymore.

1598
01:59:20,960 --> 01:59:23,420
I can't. I won't.

1599
01:59:25,300 --> 01:59:26,590
I'm gone.

1600
01:59:27,550 --> 01:59:29,760
You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!

1601
01:59:33,390 --> 01:59:35,100
- Marla, you don't understand!
- Leave me alone!

1602
01:59:35,190 --> 01:59:37,400
I am trying to protect you!

1603
01:59:37,610 --> 01:59:40,770
- I never want to see you again!
- If that's what it takes...

1604
01:59:41,150 --> 01:59:42,900
Wait right here.

1605
01:59:47,320 --> 01:59:49,280
Hold it right there! Shut up!

1606
01:59:49,910 --> 01:59:53,330
Take this money and get on this bus.
I promise I will never bother you again.

1607
01:59:54,620 --> 01:59:55,910
Shut up!

1608
01:59:56,000 --> 01:59:58,960
Please get on the bus.
Please get on the bus.

1609
02:00:00,500 --> 02:00:03,340
- Why are you doing this?
- They think you're a threat.

1610
02:00:03,420 --> 02:00:05,550
I can't explain now. Trust me.

1611
02:00:05,630 --> 02:00:07,550
If I see where you're going,
you won't be safe.

1612
02:00:07,640 --> 02:00:10,260
I'm not paying this back.
I consider it asshole tax.

1613
02:00:10,350 --> 02:00:14,140
Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities
for a couple of days, OK?

1614
02:00:14,230 --> 02:00:15,480
Tyler...

1615
02:00:16,980 --> 02:00:19,230
You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.

1616
02:00:34,200 --> 02:00:36,710
Hello. I need you to arrest me.

1617
02:00:37,370 --> 02:00:39,620
I am the leader of a terrorist organization

1618
02:00:39,710 --> 02:00:44,210
responsible for numerous acts
of vandalism and assault all over this city.

1619
02:00:44,880 --> 02:00:48,340
In the metropolitan area,
we had probably 200 members.

1620
02:00:48,760 --> 02:00:52,760
Chapters have sprung up
in five or six other major cities already.

1621
02:00:52,850 --> 02:00:56,060
This is a tightly regimented organization

1622
02:00:56,140 --> 02:01:00,690
with many cells capable of operating
independent of central leadership.

1623
02:01:01,690 --> 02:01:05,530
Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.

1624
02:01:06,150 --> 02:01:07,780
That's our headquarters.

1625
02:01:07,860 --> 02:01:12,700
In the back, buried in the garden,
you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.

1626
02:01:14,040 --> 02:01:16,370
In the basement, you'll find some bathtubs

1627
02:01:16,450 --> 02:01:21,040
that have been used very recently
to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.

1628
02:01:22,290 --> 02:01:25,130
I believe the plan is
to blow up the headquarters

1629
02:01:25,210 --> 02:01:27,050
of these credit-card companies

1630
02:01:27,130 --> 02:01:28,920
and the TRW building.

1631
02:01:30,680 --> 02:01:34,050
Why these buildings?
Why credit-card companies?

1632
02:01:34,430 --> 02:01:37,850
If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.

1633
02:01:38,730 --> 02:01:40,810
You'll create total chaos.

1634
02:01:43,360 --> 02:01:46,360
Keep him talking.
I need to make a phone call.

1635
02:01:56,490 --> 02:01:58,910
I really admire what you're doing.

1636
02:02:00,080 --> 02:02:02,790
- What?
- You're a brave man to order this.

1637
02:02:03,750 --> 02:02:05,540
You're a genius, sir.

1638
02:02:05,630 --> 02:02:09,630
You said if anyone ever interferes
with Project Mayhem, even you,

1639
02:02:10,760 --> 02:02:12,300
we gotta get his balls.

1640
02:02:13,430 --> 02:02:16,890
- Don't fight.
- It's a powerful gesture, Mr. Durden.

1641
02:02:16,970 --> 02:02:20,140
- It'll set quite an example.
- You're making a big mistake!

1642
02:02:20,230 --> 02:02:22,440
- You said you'd say that.
- I'm not Tyler Durden!

1643
02:02:22,520 --> 02:02:24,810
You told us you'd say that too.

1644
02:02:25,360 --> 02:02:27,360
All right. I am Tyler Durden.

1645
02:02:27,440 --> 02:02:32,070
Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order.
We're aborting this mission now.

1646
02:02:32,150 --> 02:02:34,870
You said you would definitely say that.

1647
02:02:36,660 --> 02:02:38,200
Let me go!

1648
02:02:39,450 --> 02:02:43,120
Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!

1649
02:02:44,920 --> 02:02:46,380
Is somebody timing this?

1650
02:02:46,460 --> 02:02:48,250
Keep your mouth shut.

1651
02:02:49,550 --> 02:02:50,630
Shit!

1652
02:02:54,300 --> 02:02:57,300
- Some of this information checks out.
- Uh- huh?

1653
02:02:57,680 --> 02:03:00,560
- Let's go to that house on Paper Street.
- Be right there.

1654
02:03:01,890 --> 02:03:02,980
Hey, wait!

1655
02:03:03,140 --> 02:03:04,390
- You got him?
- I got him.

1656
02:03:04,480 --> 02:03:06,100
Sir, we have to do this.

1657
02:03:06,190 --> 02:03:08,940
- Stop fighting!
- Where's the rubber band?

1658
02:03:09,030 --> 02:03:12,030
Get away from me!
Drop that fucking knife!

1659
02:03:15,070 --> 02:03:18,620
Back up. Face down on the floor right now!

1660
02:03:20,750 --> 02:03:22,620
Get down on the floor!

1661
02:03:27,170 --> 02:03:31,250
First person that comes out this door
gets a lead salad! Understand?

1662
02:03:56,110 --> 02:03:58,030
Get away! Stay away!

1663
02:04:11,170 --> 02:04:12,340
I ran.

1664
02:04:13,840 --> 02:04:17,720
I ran until my muscles burned
and my veins pumped battery acid.

1665
02:04:20,470 --> 02:04:22,510
Then I ran some more.

1666
02:05:04,060 --> 02:05:07,060
What the fuck are you doing,
running around in your underpants?

1667
02:05:07,140 --> 02:05:08,940
You look crazy!

1668
02:05:09,020 --> 02:05:12,020
No. I'm onto you.
I know what's going on here.

1669
02:05:12,110 --> 02:05:16,900
Come on, then. I got us a great place
to watch from. It'll be like Pay-per-view.

1670
02:06:05,580 --> 02:06:06,870
Oh, Christ.

1671
02:06:06,950 --> 02:06:08,790
Now what are you doing?

1672
02:06:08,870 --> 02:06:10,960
- I'm stopping this.
- Why?

1673
02:06:11,500 --> 02:06:15,290
- The greatest thing you've ever done.
- I can't let this happen.

1674
02:06:15,380 --> 02:06:17,500
There are 10 other bombs
in 10 other buildings.

1675
02:06:18,090 --> 02:06:20,220
Since when is Project Mayhem
about murder?

1676
02:06:20,300 --> 02:06:25,550
The buildings are empty. We're not
killing anyone. We're setting them free!

1677
02:06:25,640 --> 02:06:28,430
Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.

1678
02:06:29,060 --> 02:06:31,140
You wanna make an omelet,
you gotta break eggs.

1679
02:06:31,230 --> 02:06:34,520
No. I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.

1680
02:06:41,900 --> 02:06:45,820
Wouldn't do that.
Not unless I knew which wires were what.

1681
02:06:45,910 --> 02:06:47,870
If you know, then I know.

1682
02:06:53,210 --> 02:06:58,040
Or... maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent
all day thinking about the wrong ones.

1683
02:07:06,430 --> 02:07:07,760
You think?

1684
02:07:09,100 --> 02:07:11,640
Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.

1685
02:07:11,730 --> 02:07:14,190
Pull any one but the green one.

1686
02:07:19,280 --> 02:07:21,730
I asked you not to do that!

1687
02:07:24,070 --> 02:07:25,240
Fuck!

1688
02:07:26,530 --> 02:07:28,740
Tyler, get away from the van.

1689
02:07:30,740 --> 02:07:33,750
Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!

1690
02:07:34,670 --> 02:07:36,040
Goddamn it!

1691
02:07:37,420 --> 02:07:39,590
Whoa! Whoa!

1692
02:07:42,720 --> 02:07:43,970
OK.

1693
02:07:44,050 --> 02:07:47,180
You are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend

1694
02:07:47,260 --> 02:07:49,930
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!

1695
02:07:52,270 --> 02:07:54,350
Cool it, Tyler!

1696
02:08:07,320 --> 02:08:10,030
Aw, come on! Don't go!

1697
02:08:49,160 --> 02:08:50,240
What?

1698
02:09:35,870 --> 02:09:39,410
Three minutes. This is it.

1699
02:09:39,750 --> 02:09:41,870
The beginning.

1700
02:09:41,960 --> 02:09:43,420
Ground zero.

1701
02:09:43,500 --> 02:09:48,130
- I think this is about where we came in.
- Want to say a few words for the occasion?

1702
02:09:50,800 --> 02:09:51,930
I'm sorry?

1703
02:09:52,010 --> 02:09:54,390
I still can't think of anything.

1704
02:09:55,720 --> 02:09:57,640
Ah. Flashback humor.

1705
02:10:03,480 --> 02:10:05,690
It's getting exciting now.

1706
02:10:07,070 --> 02:10:10,570
Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.

1707
02:10:12,490 --> 02:10:16,580
Out these windows, we will view
the collapse of financial history.

1708
02:10:16,740 --> 02:10:19,700
One step closer to economic equilibrium.

1709
02:10:34,510 --> 02:10:37,220
- Why is she here?
- Tying up loose ends.

1710
02:10:37,970 --> 02:10:40,770
Put me down, you bald-headed fuck!

1711
02:10:41,480 --> 02:10:45,860
- I beg you, please don't do this.
- I'm not doing this. We are doing this.

1712
02:10:45,940 --> 02:10:48,940
- This is what we want.
- No. I don't want this.

1713
02:10:49,110 --> 02:10:53,860
Right. Except "you" is meaningless now.
We have to forget about you.

1714
02:10:54,780 --> 02:10:57,700
- You're a voice in my head.
- You're a voice in mine!

1715
02:10:57,790 --> 02:11:01,370
- Why can't I get rid of you?
- You need me.

1716
02:11:01,460 --> 02:11:03,790
No. I don't. I really don't anymore.

1717
02:11:03,870 --> 02:11:07,960
You created me. I didn't create some
loser alter ego to make me feel better.

1718
02:11:08,170 --> 02:11:10,550
- Take some responsibility.
- I do.

1719
02:11:10,630 --> 02:11:14,130
I am responsible for all of it,
and I accept that.

1720
02:11:14,220 --> 02:11:17,800
So, please, I'm begging you,
please call this off.

1721
02:11:20,310 --> 02:11:22,270
Have I ever let us down?

1722
02:11:23,940 --> 02:11:26,650
How far have you come because of me?

1723
02:11:32,110 --> 02:11:34,200
I will bring us through this.

1724
02:11:34,280 --> 02:11:38,120
As always, I will carry you
kicking and screaming,

1725
02:11:38,240 --> 02:11:40,700
and in the end you will thank me.

1726
02:11:40,950 --> 02:11:43,450
Tyler. Tyler.

1727
02:11:43,580 --> 02:11:47,460
I'm grateful to you
for everything that you've done for me.

1728
02:11:47,540 --> 02:11:49,960
But this is too much. I don't want this.

1729
02:11:50,050 --> 02:11:54,840
What do you want? Your shit job back?
Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?

1730
02:11:54,930 --> 02:11:56,970
Fuck you! I won't do it.

1731
02:11:57,970 --> 02:12:01,810
- This can't be happening.
- It's already done, so shut up!

1732
02:12:02,390 --> 02:12:05,890
- 60 seconds till CRl.
- No.

1733
02:12:07,600 --> 02:12:10,610
I can figure this out. This isn't even real.

1734
02:12:10,940 --> 02:12:14,780
You're not real. That gun...
That gun isn't even in your hand.

1735
02:12:15,950 --> 02:12:17,740
The gun's in my hand.

1736
02:12:23,870 --> 02:12:26,660
Good for you. It doesn't change a thing.

1737
02:12:34,880 --> 02:12:37,680
Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?

1738
02:12:38,340 --> 02:12:40,260
Not my head, Tyler.

1739
02:12:40,550 --> 02:12:41,970
Our head.

1740
02:12:44,100 --> 02:12:45,520
Interesting.

1741
02:12:48,980 --> 02:12:51,900
Where are you going with this, IKEA boy?

1742
02:12:57,950 --> 02:13:00,700
Hey. It's you and me.

1743
02:13:04,660 --> 02:13:06,000
Friends?

1744
02:13:07,410 --> 02:13:08,750
Tyler,

1745
02:13:12,130 --> 02:13:14,710
I want you to really listen to me.

1746
02:13:15,380 --> 02:13:16,420
OK.

1747
02:13:18,430 --> 02:13:20,260
My eyes are open.

1748
02:13:37,820 --> 02:13:39,530
What's that smell?

1749
02:14:00,260 --> 02:14:03,590
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, no. What's going on?

1750
02:14:04,100 --> 02:14:05,600
Mr. Durden!

1751
02:14:05,970 --> 02:14:07,470
Oh, my God!

1752
02:14:08,480 --> 02:14:09,520
Sir!

1753
02:14:12,980 --> 02:14:16,150
Are you... Are you all right, sir?

1754
02:14:16,570 --> 02:14:20,280
- Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
- You look terrible, sir. What happened?

1755
02:14:20,610 --> 02:14:24,280
- Oh, nothing, it's no problem.
- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.

1756
02:14:24,370 --> 02:14:27,990
- You look awful. You need assistance.
- I'm fine.

1757
02:14:28,500 --> 02:14:30,960
Look, I'm fine. Everything's fine.

1758
02:14:33,040 --> 02:14:35,920
Ow! Stop it!

1759
02:14:36,000 --> 02:14:38,460
- Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!

1760
02:14:39,340 --> 02:14:40,550
You!

1761
02:14:41,340 --> 02:14:42,680
Hi, Marla.

1762
02:14:44,180 --> 02:14:48,140
- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs.
- Are you sure?

1763
02:14:48,350 --> 02:14:50,020
Yes, I'm sure.

1764
02:14:51,850 --> 02:14:56,020
You fucker! What sick fucking game
are you playing at, putting me on a...

1765
02:14:56,110 --> 02:14:58,480
Oh, my God, your face!

1766
02:14:58,570 --> 02:15:00,070
Yeah, I know.

1767
02:15:05,530 --> 02:15:07,740
- What happened?
- Don't ask.

1768
02:15:07,830 --> 02:15:09,790
- You're shot.
- Yes, I'm shot.

1769
02:15:09,870 --> 02:15:11,700
Oh, my God.

1770
02:15:11,830 --> 02:15:15,170
- I can't believe he's standing.
- Tough motherfucker.

1771
02:15:19,340 --> 02:15:20,880
Who did this?

1772
02:15:21,420 --> 02:15:23,050
I did, actually.

1773
02:15:23,760 --> 02:15:25,470
Find some gauze.

1774
02:15:27,100 --> 02:15:31,390
- You shot yourself?
- Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.

1775
02:15:31,480 --> 02:15:32,980
I'm really OK.

1776
02:15:34,480 --> 02:15:37,480
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.

1777
02:15:50,830 --> 02:15:53,410
You met me at
a very strange time in my life.

1778
02:15:56,000 --> 02:15:59,250
With your feet on the air
and your head on the ground

1779
02:16:03,380 --> 02:16:05,970
Try this trick and spin it

1780
02:16:06,680 --> 02:16:08,470
Yeah!

1781
02:16:08,930 --> 02:16:12,100
Your head will collapse
but there's nothing in it

1782
02:16:12,180 --> 02:16:14,350
And you'll ask yourself

1783
02:16:14,430 --> 02:16:19,560
Where is my mind?

1784
02:16:19,690 --> 02:16:22,900
Where is my mind?

1785
02:16:30,990 --> 02:16:35,660
Way out in the water

1786
02:16:35,750 --> 02:16:37,330
See it swimming?

1787
02:16:43,300 --> 02:16:46,470
I was swimming in the Caribbean

1788
02:16:49,890 --> 02:16:53,430
Animals were hiding behind a rock

1789
02:16:55,520 --> 02:16:57,180
Except the little fish

1790
02:16:57,270 --> 02:16:58,850
When they told me east is west

1791
02:16:58,940 --> 02:17:01,190
Trying to talk to me, coy koi

1792
02:17:01,310 --> 02:17:09,320
Where is my mind?

1793
02:17:17,910 --> 02:17:21,920
Way out in the water

1794
02:17:22,000 --> 02:17:23,670
See it swimming?

1795
02:17:37,930 --> 02:17:41,690
With your feet on the air
and your head on the ground

1796
02:17:45,190 --> 02:17:47,360
Try this trick and spin it

1797
02:17:47,900 --> 02:17:49,070
Yeah!

1798
02:17:50,700 --> 02:17:52,240
Your head will collapse

1799
02:17:52,320 --> 02:17:54,030
If there's nothing in it

1800
02:17:54,120 --> 02:17:56,160
And you'll ask yourself

1801
02:17:56,240 --> 02:18:04,420
Where is my mind?

1802
02:18:12,640 --> 02:18:16,890
Way out in the water

1803
02:18:16,970 --> 02:18:18,810
See it swimming?

1804
02:18:30,570 --> 02:18:33,910
Your feet are on the air
and your head on the ground

1805
02:18:37,410 --> 02:18:40,620
Try this trick and spin it...

1806
02:18:41,520 --> 02:18:44,640
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