1 00:00:41,496 --> 00:00:44,249 - Exiting time knot now, sir. - We're alive. 2 00:00:44,332 --> 00:00:46,209 We made it, Commander. We made it. 3 00:00:46,293 --> 00:00:49,754 By Grabber's hammer, we live to tell the tale. 4 00:00:49,838 --> 00:00:51,881 Systems register functional. 5 00:00:51,965 --> 00:00:54,009 All systems are working, Commander. 6 00:00:54,843 --> 00:00:57,262 I don't like it. It was too easy. 7 00:00:58,513 --> 00:01:02,183 Wait! Oh, no. They're everywhere! 8 00:01:02,267 --> 00:01:03,893 There are time knots opening everywhere! 9 00:01:03,977 --> 00:01:06,354 - A trap! - We're surrounded, Commander. 10 00:01:11,318 --> 00:01:14,487 It's a core meltdown, sir. It can't be stopped. 11 00:01:14,571 --> 00:01:17,365 Surrender may be our only option. 12 00:01:17,449 --> 00:01:21,494 No! Never give up! Never surrender! 13 00:01:22,162 --> 00:01:23,788 Your orders, sir? 14 00:01:25,749 --> 00:01:27,375 Sir? Your orders? 15 00:01:30,545 --> 00:01:33,006 Activate the Omega 13. 16 00:01:36,259 --> 00:01:39,346 Well? Huh? 17 00:01:40,805 --> 00:01:43,016 Well, there you are. Yeah! 18 00:01:46,311 --> 00:01:49,939 Yeah! Yeah, that's what I'm talking about! 19 00:01:51,191 --> 00:01:57,781 You are the first people to see the lost Galaxy Quest episode 92 20 00:01:57,864 --> 00:02:01,409 two-parter since it was originally aired in 1982! 21 00:02:02,410 --> 00:02:04,037 Yeah! All right. 22 00:02:05,330 --> 00:02:08,583 Now, the moment you've all been waiting for. 23 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:15,590 The intrepid crew of the Protector! Yeah! 24 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:19,552 Red scarf, black shoes. Wait. 25 00:02:21,513 --> 00:02:24,891 White scarf, black buttons, white shoes... 26 00:02:27,143 --> 00:02:29,854 Man, where the hell is he? An hour and a half late? 27 00:02:29,938 --> 00:02:33,149 - An hour and a half. - I mean, this is unreal. 28 00:02:33,233 --> 00:02:35,610 They're gonna start eating each other out there. 29 00:02:35,694 --> 00:02:39,072 Oh, did you hear? He booked another appearance without us. 30 00:02:39,197 --> 00:02:40,240 You're kidding! 31 00:02:49,207 --> 00:02:51,584 - How did I come to this? - Not again. 32 00:02:51,668 --> 00:02:54,170 - I played Richard the Third. - Five curtain calls. 33 00:02:54,254 --> 00:02:56,798 There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it, 34 00:02:56,881 --> 00:02:58,341 now look at me. Look at me! 35 00:02:58,425 --> 00:03:02,512 I can't go out there, and I won't say that stupid line one more time! 36 00:03:04,055 --> 00:03:07,434 - I can't, I won't. - Well, Alex, at least you had a part. 37 00:03:07,517 --> 00:03:09,853 Okay? You had a character people loved. 38 00:03:09,936 --> 00:03:12,605 I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs 39 00:03:12,689 --> 00:03:15,734 about my boobs and how they fit into my suit. 40 00:03:15,817 --> 00:03:18,945 No one even bothered to ask me what I do on the show. 41 00:03:20,321 --> 00:03:24,117 You had the... Wait. Wait, I'll think of it. 42 00:03:24,242 --> 00:03:26,494 I repeated the computer, Fred. 43 00:03:26,870 --> 00:03:29,414 Your commander is on deck! 44 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,793 Wow, that smog is thick today, huh? 45 00:03:33,877 --> 00:03:36,713 Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack? 46 00:03:37,839 --> 00:03:42,761 Apparently not. You know, you should get that looked at. Yeah. 47 00:03:43,636 --> 00:03:45,555 Let's take a look at a few more clips. 48 00:03:45,638 --> 00:03:48,057 Okay. What did I do? 49 00:03:50,351 --> 00:03:51,478 What? 50 00:03:51,728 --> 00:03:53,229 - We want the crew! - For those four seasons, 51 00:03:53,313 --> 00:03:58,151 we developed the same affection for the crew as the crew had for each other. 52 00:03:58,276 --> 00:04:02,655 I mean, these weren't just adventurers exploring space. 53 00:04:02,739 --> 00:04:03,907 These were friends. 54 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:06,826 - Unbelievable. - You are so full of it, man! 55 00:04:06,910 --> 00:04:09,204 It's not a big deal. These guys put a little set in their basement. 56 00:04:09,329 --> 00:04:12,749 I'm there about an hour. It's nothing, Gwen. 57 00:04:12,832 --> 00:04:15,043 - They wanted the Commander. - There he goes. 58 00:04:15,126 --> 00:04:17,253 Alexander, wait! Grab him! Grab him! 59 00:04:17,337 --> 00:04:19,464 We want the crew! 60 00:04:19,547 --> 00:04:23,927 Okay! Yeah! Here we go! 61 00:04:24,010 --> 00:04:26,429 - Come on, old friend, old friend. - Friend? 62 00:04:26,513 --> 00:04:30,058 You stole all my best lines, you cut me out of episode two entirely! 63 00:04:30,141 --> 00:04:35,063 Tawny Madison, my personal favorite, Gwen DeMarco! 64 00:04:36,523 --> 00:04:37,774 Yeah! 65 00:04:37,857 --> 00:04:39,651 It's getting hotter, Commander. 66 00:04:39,734 --> 00:04:41,361 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about! 67 00:04:41,444 --> 00:04:47,408 Let's hear a warm welcome for crack gunner Laredo, Tommy Webber! 68 00:04:49,035 --> 00:04:51,329 - You will go out there! - I won't. 69 00:04:51,412 --> 00:04:54,082 - And nothing you say will make me. - The show must go on. 70 00:04:54,165 --> 00:04:55,708 Freddie Kwan! 71 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,171 Damn you. 72 00:05:01,381 --> 00:05:05,635 Damn you. I won't say that stupid line one more time. 73 00:05:05,718 --> 00:05:09,556 Checkmate, Alexander Dane! 74 00:05:09,639 --> 00:05:12,183 Yeah! All right! 75 00:05:14,561 --> 00:05:18,815 By Grabber's hammer, you shall be avenged! 76 00:05:18,898 --> 00:05:21,150 Yeah! All right! 77 00:05:22,443 --> 00:05:24,070 That guy can act. 78 00:05:24,529 --> 00:05:28,408 And finally, my fellow Equestrians, 79 00:05:28,491 --> 00:05:33,246 the brave commander of the NNSEA Protector, 80 00:05:33,371 --> 00:05:35,373 Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter... 81 00:05:35,456 --> 00:05:37,542 Quincy, Quincy, Quincy, Quincy... 82 00:05:37,625 --> 00:05:39,252 Taggart, Taggart, Taggart, Taggart... 83 00:05:39,377 --> 00:05:42,005 Jason Nesmith! 84 00:05:42,046 --> 00:05:44,924 Yeah! All right! 85 00:05:48,803 --> 00:05:50,889 We love you, Commander! 86 00:05:53,224 --> 00:05:54,642 - Never give up. - Never give up. 87 00:05:54,726 --> 00:05:56,394 - Never surrender! - Never surrender! 88 00:05:56,477 --> 00:05:58,146 - Damn the resonance cannons. - Damn the resonance cannons. 89 00:05:58,229 --> 00:06:00,899 - Full speed ahead, huh? - Full speed ahead! 90 00:06:03,151 --> 00:06:06,571 The Commander and his crew will be signing autographs 91 00:06:06,654 --> 00:06:09,991 on imperial decks C and B near the Coke machines. 92 00:06:11,576 --> 00:06:13,953 Quest forever, man! 93 00:06:14,495 --> 00:06:17,040 Excuse me, pardon me, crew member coming through. 94 00:06:17,081 --> 00:06:19,500 - Fans, right? Hey, Gwen. - Hey, man. 95 00:06:19,584 --> 00:06:22,962 I want to thank you for that nice intro you gave us today. 96 00:06:23,004 --> 00:06:25,715 Guy. Probably don't remember me, do you? 97 00:06:25,798 --> 00:06:27,467 It's the sunglasses, right? 98 00:06:27,550 --> 00:06:30,053 I was on the show in '82, episode 81. 99 00:06:30,136 --> 00:06:32,597 Got killed by a lava monster before the first commercial. 100 00:06:33,806 --> 00:06:38,728 Listen, maybe I could sit in and sign a couple of autographs? 101 00:06:38,811 --> 00:06:42,815 By Grabber's hammer, by the sons of War van, I shall avenge you! 102 00:06:48,571 --> 00:06:50,156 By Grabber's... 103 00:06:51,699 --> 00:06:52,825 Next. 104 00:06:53,534 --> 00:06:56,663 Had I moved an inch to the left, the beast would have killed me. 105 00:06:56,746 --> 00:06:58,456 On the other hand, my crew was in danger. 106 00:06:58,539 --> 00:06:59,749 How did you know what to do? 107 00:06:59,832 --> 00:07:03,294 Come on! Without my crew, I'm not a commander, huh? 108 00:07:04,253 --> 00:07:07,674 I think we all remember what happened to that beast on Enoch VII, right? 109 00:07:09,634 --> 00:07:12,929 You've got to admit, they really do love him. 110 00:07:13,012 --> 00:07:15,765 Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself. 111 00:07:18,685 --> 00:07:21,270 Excuse me, Commander. Hey! 112 00:07:21,354 --> 00:07:23,356 I was wondering if you could help settle the dispute 113 00:07:23,481 --> 00:07:26,025 that my crew and I seem to be having. 114 00:07:26,109 --> 00:07:28,987 If you remember, in "Quasar Dilemma"... 115 00:07:29,028 --> 00:07:31,364 Excuse me for a minute, fellas. 116 00:07:33,866 --> 00:07:35,952 Hadn't even gotten to the relevant conundrum. 117 00:07:36,035 --> 00:07:39,038 In episode 15, "Mist of Doles V," 118 00:07:39,122 --> 00:07:43,459 I got the feeling that you and the Commander kind of had a thing. 119 00:07:43,543 --> 00:07:44,961 Did you? 120 00:07:45,003 --> 00:07:47,964 No. The Commander and I never had a thing. 121 00:07:48,006 --> 00:07:49,048 Well, that's her story. 122 00:07:54,762 --> 00:07:56,055 Excuse me. 123 00:07:58,016 --> 00:07:59,100 Gwen. 124 00:08:01,102 --> 00:08:02,228 Gwen! 125 00:08:03,855 --> 00:08:05,314 Gwen! 126 00:08:07,150 --> 00:08:08,693 - Commander. - Excuse me. 127 00:08:08,776 --> 00:08:11,320 I must speak to you. It is a matter of supreme importance. 128 00:08:11,404 --> 00:08:15,825 We are Thermians from the Klaatu Nebula and we need your help. 129 00:08:18,244 --> 00:08:20,038 Is this about that gig tomorrow? 130 00:08:20,079 --> 00:08:21,789 Just hammer out the details with my agent 131 00:08:21,873 --> 00:08:23,082 and make sure there's a limo at my house. 132 00:08:24,042 --> 00:08:27,503 Last time I did one of these gigs, they shoved me in the back of a Toyota. 133 00:08:27,795 --> 00:08:29,797 Remember, mum's the word. 134 00:08:30,631 --> 00:08:32,550 Certainly, but... 135 00:08:32,633 --> 00:08:34,052 - Mum. - Mum. 136 00:08:34,135 --> 00:08:35,553 - Mum. - Mum. 137 00:08:37,221 --> 00:08:39,057 Here, and beautiful! 138 00:08:42,810 --> 00:08:45,730 Crewman Madison, the mist of this strange planet 139 00:08:45,813 --> 00:08:49,025 is filling my head with such thoughts. 140 00:08:49,108 --> 00:08:51,652 It was cute when I didn't know you. 141 00:09:19,847 --> 00:09:21,891 What a freak show, man. 142 00:09:21,974 --> 00:09:23,935 This is hilarious. 143 00:09:24,018 --> 00:09:28,064 Bunch of losers! Begging for autographs at 15 bucks a pop. 144 00:09:28,147 --> 00:09:30,483 These guys haven't had a real acting job for 20 years. 145 00:09:30,608 --> 00:09:31,734 This is all they've got. 146 00:09:31,818 --> 00:09:33,402 And did you check out Nesmith? 147 00:09:33,486 --> 00:09:35,530 - He actually gets off on those retards... - Oh, yeah. 148 00:09:35,655 --> 00:09:37,365 thinking he's a space commander! 149 00:09:37,448 --> 00:09:40,368 - And his friends... - I know, they can't stand him! 150 00:09:40,451 --> 00:09:41,619 Did you hear them ragging on him in there? 151 00:09:41,702 --> 00:09:45,498 Dude, he has no idea he's a laughingstock, even to his buddies. 152 00:09:45,623 --> 00:09:47,667 - He's pathetic! - Come on, come on. 153 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:50,211 The Galaxy Quest dancers are almost on. 154 00:09:50,294 --> 00:09:52,505 Full speed ahead, Lieutenant. 155 00:10:05,476 --> 00:10:09,939 Hey, Commander, so as I was saying in "The Quasar Dilemma," 156 00:10:10,022 --> 00:10:12,024 remember, you used the auxiliary deck B for... 157 00:10:12,066 --> 00:10:14,360 Can you get this? Deck B for gamma override. 158 00:10:14,443 --> 00:10:17,113 The thing is that online blueprints clearly indicate 159 00:10:17,196 --> 00:10:20,032 that deck B is independent of the guidance matrix. 160 00:10:20,116 --> 00:10:23,744 So we were wondering, just where the error lies in that? 161 00:10:23,828 --> 00:10:27,707 It's just a television show. That's all, okay? 162 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:29,417 Right, but... 'Cause we were wondering 163 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,169 if the quantum flux, now just listen... 164 00:10:31,252 --> 00:10:34,797 There is no quantum flux. There's no auxiliary. 165 00:10:34,881 --> 00:10:39,719 There's no goddamn ship! You got it? 166 00:10:50,938 --> 00:10:52,940 I mean it. I mean it, Alex. 167 00:10:53,024 --> 00:10:56,152 I've never seen him lose it like that. Not to a fan. 168 00:10:56,235 --> 00:10:57,820 I mean, it was just weird. 169 00:10:58,863 --> 00:11:04,452 Gwen, I have said it for years. He's mentally unstable. 170 00:11:04,619 --> 00:11:09,040 I... I'm worried. It just was not like him. 171 00:11:29,060 --> 00:11:32,230 As long as there is injustice, 172 00:11:32,313 --> 00:11:37,026 whenever a Targathian baby cries out, wherever a distress signal sounds, 173 00:11:37,109 --> 00:11:38,277 - among the stars... - Among the stars... 174 00:11:38,361 --> 00:11:39,487 we'll be there. 175 00:11:39,570 --> 00:11:42,949 - This fine ship and this fine crew. - This fine ship and this fine crew. 176 00:11:43,032 --> 00:11:44,408 - Never give up. - Never give up. 177 00:11:44,492 --> 00:11:47,328 - Never surrender. - Never surrender. 178 00:12:43,009 --> 00:12:46,095 Can I help you? 179 00:12:46,178 --> 00:12:48,806 Sir, I understand this is a terrible breach in protocol... 180 00:12:48,889 --> 00:12:52,059 - You shouldn't come to my house, man. - Please, I beg you to hear our plea. 181 00:12:52,143 --> 00:12:54,645 We are Thermians from the Klaatu Nebula. 182 00:12:54,729 --> 00:12:57,606 Our people are being systematically hunted and slaughtered 183 00:12:57,690 --> 00:13:01,360 by Roth'h'ar Sarris of Fatu-Krey. We are to meet in negotiation. 184 00:13:01,444 --> 00:13:05,156 However, our efforts in this regard have been disastrous. 185 00:13:05,239 --> 00:13:09,493 Please, Commander. You are our last hope. 186 00:13:12,246 --> 00:13:15,583 - We have secured our limousine. - What? 187 00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:17,668 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 188 00:13:18,836 --> 00:13:21,672 It's the thing for the thing that's... 189 00:13:25,051 --> 00:13:27,470 Maybe I should get some pants on. 190 00:13:29,013 --> 00:13:30,389 Come on in. 191 00:13:35,102 --> 00:13:39,357 Commander, I must say that standing here in your presence 192 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:43,944 is the greatest honor we could ever have hoped to achieve in our lifetime. 193 00:13:44,028 --> 00:13:46,530 That's... I really appreciate that. 194 00:13:46,614 --> 00:13:50,701 Would you guys look for another shoe that looks like this, please? 195 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:02,630 Sir, I am Lahnk, senior requisition officer. 196 00:14:02,713 --> 00:14:04,173 Before we travel to the ship, 197 00:14:04,256 --> 00:14:05,966 please let me know if you have any requirements. 198 00:14:06,008 --> 00:14:08,219 Weapons, documents, personnel. 199 00:14:08,302 --> 00:14:10,971 A Coca-Cola, do you have one of those? 200 00:14:11,889 --> 00:14:13,974 Sir, I am Teb. 201 00:14:15,059 --> 00:14:17,645 I would like to explain the history between our people 202 00:14:17,728 --> 00:14:19,688 and the Sarris dominion in greater detail. 203 00:14:19,772 --> 00:14:20,940 Hey, how you doing? 204 00:14:21,023 --> 00:14:24,527 In the five million years following the Great Nebula Burst, 205 00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:27,738 - our people were one... - What's your name? 206 00:14:28,614 --> 00:14:32,034 - Doesn't she talk? - Her translator is broken. 207 00:14:36,205 --> 00:14:37,998 Okey-dokey. 208 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:42,128 You know, guys, I had a late night with a Kreemorian fangor beast, 209 00:14:42,211 --> 00:14:46,382 so I'm gonna just shut my eyes for a bit. 210 00:14:46,465 --> 00:14:50,719 Go on. You know? I'm listening to everything you say, okay? 211 00:14:50,803 --> 00:14:54,056 In the five million years following the Great Nebula Burst, 212 00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:55,599 our people were one people. 213 00:14:55,683 --> 00:15:01,021 But then came the Zactor Migration, and then the Melosian Shift 214 00:15:01,063 --> 00:15:05,276 and a dark period of discontent spread through the land. 215 00:15:05,359 --> 00:15:09,738 Fighting among Treeb sects and Largoths. Ah, the foolishness! 216 00:15:09,822 --> 00:15:11,782 And it was in this time of dissension that Sarris... 217 00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:23,961 Commander. Commander? 218 00:15:24,003 --> 00:15:25,588 I'm sorry to wake you, sir, 219 00:15:25,671 --> 00:15:29,008 but your presence is requested on the command deck. 220 00:15:33,554 --> 00:15:35,431 Sir, Sarris has moved the deadline. 221 00:15:35,514 --> 00:15:38,601 We are approaching his ship at the Ni-Delta now. 222 00:15:38,684 --> 00:15:41,020 He wants an answer to his proposal. I understand... 223 00:15:41,061 --> 00:15:43,481 I got most of it in the car. Sarris is the bad guy, right? 224 00:15:43,564 --> 00:15:45,649 Oh, yes, sir. He's a very bad man indeed. 225 00:15:45,733 --> 00:15:47,359 He has tortured our scientists, 226 00:15:47,443 --> 00:15:49,737 put us to work in the gallium arsenide mines, 227 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:51,864 captured our females for his own demented purposes... 228 00:15:51,989 --> 00:15:53,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got the picture. 229 00:15:53,324 --> 00:15:55,659 Do you have pages or just want me to wing this? 230 00:15:55,743 --> 00:15:57,286 I am not sure I understand you. 231 00:15:57,369 --> 00:15:59,830 Commander, welcome to the Protector Two. 232 00:15:59,914 --> 00:16:02,249 - Good to see you. - Would you like to don your uniform? 233 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:03,667 No, you know what? I'd like to skip that. 234 00:16:03,751 --> 00:16:06,837 I got this gig in Van Nuys in about a quarter of an hour. Is that all right? 235 00:16:06,921 --> 00:16:10,716 - As you wish. - Sir, it's Sarris. He's here. 236 00:16:17,848 --> 00:16:20,100 General, I have just received word 237 00:16:20,184 --> 00:16:22,019 the Thermians have appointed a new commander 238 00:16:22,102 --> 00:16:24,230 to handle the negotiations. 239 00:16:25,064 --> 00:16:26,190 What? 240 00:16:30,945 --> 00:16:35,199 This is great. You know, usually it's just cardboard walls in a garage. 241 00:16:35,282 --> 00:16:38,285 Sir, we apologize for operating in low-power mode, 242 00:16:38,369 --> 00:16:41,497 but we are experiencing a reflective flux field 243 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:44,166 this close to the galactic axis. 244 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:47,294 You know, what I could use is a cup holder and a couple of Advil. 245 00:16:47,378 --> 00:16:50,673 We're approaching in five ticks, sir. Command to slow? 246 00:16:50,756 --> 00:16:53,217 Set it on screensaver two. 247 00:16:54,426 --> 00:16:58,055 I guess, we, you know, got to.. 248 00:16:58,430 --> 00:17:04,270 I'm sorry to break up the mood here. Slow it down to mark two, Lieutenant. 249 00:17:04,353 --> 00:17:07,565 I see fear. That is expected. 250 00:17:08,983 --> 00:17:10,526 Oh. 251 00:17:10,609 --> 00:17:13,237 - They bring a new commander. - It's good. 252 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,614 - Here are my demands. - Scary. I mean, you know, it looks... 253 00:17:15,698 --> 00:17:18,325 - And if I do not hear what I like, - ... real. 254 00:17:18,409 --> 00:17:24,123 then there will be blood and pain as you cannot imagine! 255 00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,167 - First... - Backwash. 256 00:17:27,251 --> 00:17:30,588 I require the Omega 13. 257 00:17:30,671 --> 00:17:33,924 Second, I will require a technician... 258 00:17:34,008 --> 00:17:38,721 Okey-dokey! Okey-dokey! Let's fire blue particle cannons full, 259 00:17:38,804 --> 00:17:40,306 red particle cannons full, 260 00:17:40,389 --> 00:17:44,685 gannet magnets, fire them left and right and let them run all chutes. 261 00:17:44,768 --> 00:17:47,896 And while you're at it, why don't you toss that at them, killer? 262 00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:50,566 That should take care of old lobster head, shouldn't it? 263 00:17:50,649 --> 00:17:51,775 Yeah. 264 00:17:59,992 --> 00:18:01,785 Commander, where are you going? 265 00:18:01,869 --> 00:18:04,038 - Home. - You mean Earth? 266 00:18:04,121 --> 00:18:05,664 Yeah, Earth. I need to get back to Earth, kids. 267 00:18:05,748 --> 00:18:08,834 But the negotiations, you fired on him. 268 00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:11,337 Yeah. Yeah. Long live... What was your planet called? 269 00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:13,881 - Thermia. - Long live Thermia. This way? 270 00:18:13,964 --> 00:18:15,382 What if Sarris survives? 271 00:18:15,466 --> 00:18:18,385 - I doubt it. We gave him both barrels. - He has a very powerful ship. 272 00:18:18,469 --> 00:18:21,764 If you got any more problems with the guy, just, you know, give me a call. 273 00:18:24,892 --> 00:18:27,353 - An interstellar vox. - A what? Hey. 274 00:18:28,687 --> 00:18:30,981 How can we thank you, Commander? 275 00:18:32,232 --> 00:18:34,360 You have saved our people. 276 00:18:37,112 --> 00:18:38,864 Yeah. Okay. 277 00:18:38,947 --> 00:18:41,825 You know, you kids have been great. You really have. 278 00:18:41,909 --> 00:18:43,619 This thing is real-looking. 279 00:18:43,702 --> 00:18:45,245 Yoo-hoo. Hello? 280 00:18:47,915 --> 00:18:50,751 Hey! Where's my limo? 281 00:18:52,419 --> 00:18:53,712 Huh? 282 00:20:06,744 --> 00:20:10,581 Take it from us, we've been all over the universe. 283 00:20:10,664 --> 00:20:15,294 But we've never seen space-age values like we've seen here at... 284 00:20:15,377 --> 00:20:18,005 Tech Value Electronics Superstore! 285 00:20:26,096 --> 00:20:28,223 By Grabber's hammer, 286 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,103 what a savings. 287 00:20:35,647 --> 00:20:39,443 All right! Yeah, let's hear it for the NSEA Protector. 288 00:20:39,568 --> 00:20:40,736 Vacuum laser... 289 00:20:40,819 --> 00:20:42,571 What, no, no, no, no. You've got it all wrong. 290 00:20:42,654 --> 00:20:45,616 Yes, if he's down in the Omega 13... Brandon, are you okay? 291 00:20:45,699 --> 00:20:48,327 Commander! My apologies. 292 00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:51,163 You know, evidently we had a little miscommunication 293 00:20:51,288 --> 00:20:55,000 regarding the voyage. You didn't show up. 294 00:20:57,628 --> 00:20:58,921 He... 295 00:21:00,005 --> 00:21:01,673 He did it again. 296 00:21:04,843 --> 00:21:06,303 Do you know what time it is? 297 00:21:06,386 --> 00:21:08,597 Why do you even bother to show up at all? 298 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:12,059 No, no, no, no. Guys, I was there. 299 00:21:12,142 --> 00:21:13,811 I was up there. 300 00:21:13,894 --> 00:21:16,688 Remember yesterday at the convention, those people dressed like aliens? 301 00:21:16,772 --> 00:21:19,441 They were aliens. They were Termites or Dalmatians. 302 00:21:19,566 --> 00:21:21,860 I can't really remember 'cause I was kind of hung-over. 303 00:21:21,944 --> 00:21:25,489 But what they built was extraordinary. It was a huge spaceship. 304 00:21:25,572 --> 00:21:29,201 I got to fight this guy named Sarris and I kicked his ass! 305 00:21:31,578 --> 00:21:35,666 I know what you're thinking. But I can prove it. They gave me this. 306 00:21:37,835 --> 00:21:41,588 No, no, no, no, no. But can you talk to people in space on those? 307 00:21:42,381 --> 00:21:44,299 Protector, this is the Commander. Over. 308 00:21:44,383 --> 00:21:47,219 - Oh, for God's sake. - That's it. It's time to go! 309 00:21:47,344 --> 00:21:48,971 This isn't mine. 310 00:21:49,805 --> 00:21:51,223 That kid. Where's that kid? 311 00:21:51,348 --> 00:21:54,810 Begging your pardon, Commander, we come with news. Sarris lives. 312 00:21:54,893 --> 00:21:56,478 - He was able upon your departure... - Listen. 313 00:21:56,562 --> 00:21:57,646 - ... to make an escape. - Tell them. 314 00:21:57,729 --> 00:21:59,147 - However, he has contacted us... - Sarris. 315 00:21:59,231 --> 00:22:00,732 and wishes to negotiate a surrender. 316 00:22:00,816 --> 00:22:04,528 We humbly implore you to come and negotiate the terms. 317 00:22:05,696 --> 00:22:08,156 They want me back? You want me back? 318 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,533 Is this amazing? They want me back, 319 00:22:09,616 --> 00:22:11,285 and I want you guys to go with me, please. 320 00:22:11,410 --> 00:22:14,162 Don't even think about it. Let's go. Yes! 321 00:22:14,788 --> 00:22:18,041 You're going? Alexander, this is not... I'm not kidding here! 322 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:22,129 This isn't some kind of prank! I'm not kidding. Guys, guys, listen. 323 00:22:22,212 --> 00:22:25,507 Come on. Gwen, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen. Stop, come here. 324 00:22:25,591 --> 00:22:27,718 You know me. I'm a lot of things, but am I crazy? 325 00:22:27,801 --> 00:22:29,928 You know, it's one thing to treat us this way. 326 00:22:30,012 --> 00:22:32,806 It's another thing to do it to your fans. 327 00:22:33,599 --> 00:22:36,059 She's not a fan! This is a Termite! 328 00:22:38,562 --> 00:22:39,855 You should've just let me hit him. 329 00:22:39,938 --> 00:22:44,276 Boy, I didn't know you could get that loaded. 330 00:22:44,401 --> 00:22:47,446 I think we should've just taken the gig. 331 00:22:47,529 --> 00:22:49,865 I mean, who knows the next time he'll ask us. 332 00:22:49,948 --> 00:22:54,036 Fred, he was drunk. Do you really think he was talking about a job? 333 00:23:00,626 --> 00:23:02,836 - But you live with your mother. - Did Jason come through here? 334 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,380 Yeah, he's in there. Hey, guys. 335 00:23:07,257 --> 00:23:08,926 We are coming, too. 336 00:23:09,009 --> 00:23:13,555 - All of you wish to go to the ship? - Yes, we wish to go to the ship. 337 00:23:13,639 --> 00:23:16,558 You see, we work together, or not at all. 338 00:23:16,642 --> 00:23:19,770 Wonderful. The Commander had me continue transmission 339 00:23:19,853 --> 00:23:21,897 in case you changed your mind. 340 00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:24,232 Protector, requesting four interstellar... 341 00:23:24,316 --> 00:23:26,568 Me, too. 342 00:23:26,652 --> 00:23:29,029 Five pods for immediate departure. 343 00:23:32,491 --> 00:23:35,452 Guys. Guys? 344 00:23:35,535 --> 00:23:38,997 I look forward to meeting you all in person when you arrive at the ship. 345 00:23:39,039 --> 00:23:40,666 End transmission. 346 00:23:43,293 --> 00:23:44,670 Oh, my God. 347 00:23:46,838 --> 00:23:48,799 Anybody got any change? 348 00:24:57,117 --> 00:24:59,202 Our most sincere apologies. 349 00:24:59,286 --> 00:25:02,372 We forgot about our appearance generators. 350 00:25:02,456 --> 00:25:05,125 You guys came! Who wants the grand tour? 351 00:25:12,966 --> 00:25:14,384 Anybody else? 352 00:25:17,637 --> 00:25:19,806 That was a hell of a thing. 353 00:25:23,977 --> 00:25:26,354 - What's wrong with them? - I don't know. Come on. 354 00:25:27,230 --> 00:25:29,191 That's right, guys, just keep shaking it off, it gets better. 355 00:25:29,274 --> 00:25:32,569 - Hey, try some gum. It helps. - Where are we? 356 00:25:32,652 --> 00:25:34,654 The 23rd quadrant of the Gamma sector. 357 00:25:34,738 --> 00:25:36,948 There's a map in the core room. I'll show you, come on. 358 00:25:37,032 --> 00:25:40,952 - Welcome, my friends! - This is Mathesar, he's their leader. 359 00:25:41,036 --> 00:25:45,332 I am Mathesar. On behalf of all my people I wish to thank you 360 00:25:45,415 --> 00:25:47,209 from the deepest place in our hearts. 361 00:25:47,292 --> 00:25:49,628 Mathesar, this is my crew. 362 00:25:52,756 --> 00:25:54,341 Dr. Lazarus. 363 00:25:54,424 --> 00:25:56,468 Dr. Lazarus. 364 00:25:59,012 --> 00:26:01,473 Lieutenant Madison. 365 00:26:01,598 --> 00:26:04,267 Lieutenant Madison. 366 00:26:08,522 --> 00:26:11,775 Young Laredo, how you've grown. 367 00:26:11,858 --> 00:26:13,443 Young Laredo. 368 00:26:16,321 --> 00:26:18,365 Tech Sergeant Chen. 369 00:26:18,448 --> 00:26:21,118 Tech Sergeant Chen. 370 00:26:25,539 --> 00:26:28,917 Crewman number... Guy. 371 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,961 Guy. 372 00:26:31,002 --> 00:26:33,505 You know us? 373 00:26:36,466 --> 00:26:40,303 I don't believe there is a man, woman or child on my planet who does not. 374 00:26:40,387 --> 00:26:42,097 For years since we first received transmission 375 00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:44,057 of your historical documents, 376 00:26:44,141 --> 00:26:47,352 we have studied every facet of your missions and strategies. 377 00:26:47,435 --> 00:26:52,149 - You've been watching the show? - Lieutenant, historical documents. 378 00:26:52,232 --> 00:26:54,985 Historical documents from out here? 379 00:26:55,026 --> 00:26:58,989 Yes. The past 100 years, our society had fallen into disarray. 380 00:26:59,030 --> 00:27:02,284 Our goals, our values had become scattered, but since the transmission, 381 00:27:02,367 --> 00:27:06,580 we have modeled every aspect of our society from your example, 382 00:27:06,705 --> 00:27:09,040 and it has saved us. 383 00:27:09,124 --> 00:27:13,503 Your courage and teamwork and friendship through adversity. 384 00:27:13,628 --> 00:27:16,089 In fact, all you see around you has been taken 385 00:27:16,173 --> 00:27:19,551 from the lessons garnered from the historical documents. 386 00:27:19,676 --> 00:27:22,470 Is this a spaceship? 387 00:27:22,554 --> 00:27:26,183 No, this is a star port for the ship. 388 00:27:27,267 --> 00:27:29,853 Would you guys like to see the ship? 389 00:27:52,167 --> 00:27:53,960 Oh, my God! 390 00:27:59,966 --> 00:28:01,259 It's real. 391 00:28:10,769 --> 00:28:16,191 The generator room. The beryllium sphere, of course. 392 00:28:16,274 --> 00:28:20,111 And as we continue, the medical quarters are to the left. 393 00:28:20,195 --> 00:28:23,323 We went to some trouble duplicating your cellular regeneration system... 394 00:28:23,406 --> 00:28:25,242 - Jason, what have you got us into? - What the hell is going on? 395 00:28:25,325 --> 00:28:27,911 - What are we doing here? - Wow, the floors are so clean. 396 00:28:27,994 --> 00:28:30,830 We're just here to negotiate this guy Sarris' surrender. 397 00:28:30,914 --> 00:28:31,998 It's no big deal. 398 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:36,002 And the organ fabrication chamber is coming along nicely. 399 00:28:36,086 --> 00:28:41,049 No big deal? Are you crazy? We have to get out of here. 400 00:28:41,132 --> 00:28:42,550 Come on, guys. 401 00:28:42,634 --> 00:28:44,678 Jason, we're actors, not astronauts. 402 00:28:44,803 --> 00:28:47,555 You guys want to go home? You say the word, we'll go home. 403 00:28:47,639 --> 00:28:49,933 Pay our bills, feed our fish, 404 00:28:50,016 --> 00:28:54,479 fall asleep in front of the TV and miss out on all this. 405 00:28:54,562 --> 00:28:57,023 Come on. Do you guys want to do that? Anybody? 406 00:28:57,107 --> 00:29:00,610 Gwen, come on, think about it. Look at where we are. We're in space. 407 00:29:00,694 --> 00:29:04,572 Alexander, this is the role of a lifetime. You guys want to leave? 408 00:29:04,656 --> 00:29:08,576 We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes. 409 00:29:08,660 --> 00:29:13,039 Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current favorite of the adventurous. 410 00:29:13,081 --> 00:29:14,749 The main barracks. 411 00:29:28,013 --> 00:29:29,222 At ease. 412 00:29:34,019 --> 00:29:36,688 It's like throwing gasoline on a flame. 413 00:29:40,650 --> 00:29:42,110 What? 414 00:29:42,193 --> 00:29:45,155 I'm just jazzed about being on the show, man. 415 00:29:52,203 --> 00:29:55,206 If you would all take your positions. 416 00:29:55,790 --> 00:29:58,501 - Our what? - Guys. 417 00:30:01,004 --> 00:30:03,882 - Oh! Oh. - Oh, my! Hmm. 418 00:30:08,970 --> 00:30:10,597 Look, this thingy. 419 00:30:12,724 --> 00:30:15,435 I remember I had it all worked out. 420 00:30:16,394 --> 00:30:18,772 This is forward. This is back. 421 00:30:20,690 --> 00:30:22,776 Commander, some of the crew has requested 422 00:30:22,901 --> 00:30:25,445 to be present at this historic event. 423 00:30:26,738 --> 00:30:28,406 Sure. Bring them in. 424 00:30:44,381 --> 00:30:47,550 No pressure, huh? I'm glad I ain't the Commander. 425 00:30:49,052 --> 00:30:50,804 Laredo, take us out. 426 00:30:53,306 --> 00:30:54,641 Excuse me? 427 00:30:56,684 --> 00:30:59,771 They designed those controls after watching you. 428 00:31:00,980 --> 00:31:02,690 Take her out. 429 00:31:02,774 --> 00:31:04,567 Right, right. 430 00:31:05,693 --> 00:31:07,445 Okay. Right. 431 00:31:10,031 --> 00:31:12,617 Right. Take her out. 432 00:32:15,263 --> 00:32:18,099 Okay, you got to move to the right. Move more to the right. 433 00:32:18,183 --> 00:32:20,143 Would you sit your ass down? Sit! 434 00:32:20,226 --> 00:32:22,312 Move! You want to drive this thing? 435 00:33:14,822 --> 00:33:17,033 How are you enjoying your steak, Commander? 436 00:33:17,116 --> 00:33:20,912 I'm really enjoying it. This is like corn-fed Iowa beef. 437 00:33:20,995 --> 00:33:24,332 Yes, we programmed the food synthesizer for each of you 438 00:33:24,415 --> 00:33:26,876 based on the regional menu of your birthplace. 439 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,296 I don't care where you did it, it tastes great. 440 00:33:30,338 --> 00:33:33,132 Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus? 441 00:33:33,258 --> 00:33:35,510 Just like Mother used to make. 442 00:33:39,931 --> 00:33:42,725 So, tell me, Mathesar, 443 00:33:42,809 --> 00:33:45,520 this Sarris person that we're flying to meet... 444 00:33:46,854 --> 00:33:48,022 what does he want? 445 00:33:48,106 --> 00:33:51,609 He heard about the device, the Omega 13. 446 00:33:52,777 --> 00:33:55,071 What is it? What does it do? 447 00:33:55,154 --> 00:33:59,993 - We don't know. - We were hoping you could enlighten us. 448 00:34:06,833 --> 00:34:08,626 The Omega 13 device. 449 00:34:09,669 --> 00:34:13,881 We found that on an alien planet. We don't know what it does either. 450 00:34:13,965 --> 00:34:16,009 Why don't you just turn it on and see what it does? 451 00:34:18,386 --> 00:34:22,640 It has at its heart a reactor capable of unthinkable energy. 452 00:34:22,724 --> 00:34:24,517 If we were mistaken in our construction, 453 00:34:24,601 --> 00:34:28,146 the device would act as a molecular explosive, causing a chain reaction 454 00:34:28,229 --> 00:34:31,399 that would obliterate all matter in the universe. 455 00:34:32,191 --> 00:34:35,737 Has Sarris ever seen any of the historical records? 456 00:34:35,820 --> 00:34:37,822 No, thank God, he has not. 457 00:34:39,616 --> 00:34:42,619 So how does he know about the Omega 13 device? 458 00:34:46,914 --> 00:34:51,169 Our former commander was not strong. 459 00:34:52,003 --> 00:34:53,671 Former commander? 460 00:34:55,006 --> 00:34:58,468 I am sorry. You deserve to be shown. 461 00:34:58,551 --> 00:35:02,096 The tape was smuggled off of Sarris' ship. 462 00:35:02,180 --> 00:35:04,891 Originally, one of our own tried to lead. 463 00:35:04,974 --> 00:35:06,559 Is that all? 464 00:35:06,643 --> 00:35:11,939 After three days of this, you still require incentive? 465 00:35:14,859 --> 00:35:16,778 I have told you all I know. 466 00:35:16,861 --> 00:35:19,781 If you have any mercy within you, please, let me die. 467 00:35:19,864 --> 00:35:24,494 When I grow weary of the noises you make, you shall die. 468 00:35:38,049 --> 00:35:39,926 Hey, guys, come on, hold on a minute. 469 00:35:40,009 --> 00:35:42,053 You just can't leave. Give me some time to think. 470 00:35:42,178 --> 00:35:43,137 - Think. - He wants to think. 471 00:35:43,221 --> 00:35:45,640 No, Jason. That's a wrap. There's nothing to think about! 472 00:35:45,723 --> 00:35:47,892 I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just crewman number six. 473 00:35:47,975 --> 00:35:50,144 I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies 474 00:35:50,228 --> 00:35:52,855 to prove the situation is serious. I got to get out of here. 475 00:35:52,939 --> 00:35:54,649 Commander! Commander? 476 00:35:54,732 --> 00:35:57,318 We got to prepare the pods for my crew's departure. 477 00:35:57,402 --> 00:35:58,986 But begging your Commander's pardon, sir, 478 00:35:59,028 --> 00:36:00,697 we can't launch pods at the moment. 479 00:36:00,780 --> 00:36:03,324 Sarris will surely detonate any objects leaving the ship. 480 00:36:03,408 --> 00:36:05,243 - Sarris? - Yes, sir. He's here now. 481 00:36:05,326 --> 00:36:08,329 Your presence is required on the command deck. 482 00:36:16,754 --> 00:36:18,172 There's nobody here. 483 00:36:18,256 --> 00:36:21,008 While my people are talented scientists, 484 00:36:21,050 --> 00:36:22,969 our attempt to operate our own technologies 485 00:36:23,010 --> 00:36:26,347 under tactical simulation have been disastrous. 486 00:36:26,431 --> 00:36:28,725 I have raised Sarris on Zeta frequency. 487 00:36:28,808 --> 00:36:32,103 - Mathesar... - We meet again, Commander. 488 00:36:32,228 --> 00:36:35,982 Hello, Sarris. How you doing? 489 00:36:36,023 --> 00:36:38,067 Better than my lieutenant. 490 00:36:39,610 --> 00:36:42,572 He failed to activate the ship's neutron armor 491 00:36:42,655 --> 00:36:46,367 as quickly as I'd hoped on our last encounter. 492 00:36:46,451 --> 00:36:48,411 Yeah, well, you know, I'd like to say 493 00:36:48,494 --> 00:36:50,079 I'm real sorry about what happened before. 494 00:36:50,163 --> 00:36:53,666 The whole thing was just a misunderstanding. 495 00:36:53,750 --> 00:36:58,796 Deliver the device to me, or I will destroy your ship! 496 00:37:00,047 --> 00:37:02,550 You know, we'd like to do that, 497 00:37:02,633 --> 00:37:06,053 but frankly, Sarris, sir, we don't know what it is or even where it is. 498 00:37:06,137 --> 00:37:08,848 You have 10 seconds! 499 00:37:08,931 --> 00:37:11,726 I don't... Ten seconds? I don't... There... 500 00:37:11,809 --> 00:37:15,897 You know, okay. Gosh darn it, I give up. It's yours. You can have it. 501 00:37:15,980 --> 00:37:19,609 You have to give me a minute to put it in a box for you, okay? 502 00:37:19,692 --> 00:37:20,777 Gwen. 503 00:37:22,361 --> 00:37:24,655 Don't panic. I've dealt with this guy before. 504 00:37:24,739 --> 00:37:26,783 He's as stupid as he is ugly. Come here. 505 00:37:26,866 --> 00:37:28,618 - Jason. - Not now, Gwen. 506 00:37:28,701 --> 00:37:30,536 - No! - Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. 507 00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:32,455 We're gonna send everything we can at him, all right? 508 00:37:32,538 --> 00:37:34,457 - Jason. - Not now, Gwen! 509 00:37:34,540 --> 00:37:36,501 Push these red buttons and send everything we have towards him. 510 00:37:36,584 --> 00:37:38,294 - Okay? - Okay. 511 00:37:38,377 --> 00:37:41,923 All right, Gwen, put me back on with him. 512 00:37:42,006 --> 00:37:45,843 Well, I'm trying to tell you, you are back on. 513 00:37:45,927 --> 00:37:50,056 Perhaps I'm not as stupid as I am ugly, Commander! 514 00:37:52,016 --> 00:37:58,064 I gave you the "kill" gesture. 515 00:37:58,147 --> 00:38:01,567 Yeah. No, you gave me the "we're dead" signal. I was agreeing with you. 516 00:38:01,651 --> 00:38:03,945 Like I know where the hold button is. 517 00:38:04,028 --> 00:38:05,655 Hey, you guys. 518 00:38:06,948 --> 00:38:11,619 There's a red thingy moving toward the green thingy. 519 00:38:11,702 --> 00:38:12,954 What? 520 00:38:13,037 --> 00:38:16,499 Red thingy moving toward the green thingy. 521 00:38:16,582 --> 00:38:19,794 I think... I think we're the green thingy. 522 00:38:19,877 --> 00:38:23,089 A little present for you, Commander. 523 00:38:23,172 --> 00:38:25,716 We got to get out of here! Move the ship! Turn it! Move it! Go! 524 00:38:27,009 --> 00:38:28,427 Oh, no! 525 00:38:31,222 --> 00:38:32,682 Oh, my God! 526 00:38:42,817 --> 00:38:43,943 Tommy, Tommy, let's go! 527 00:38:44,026 --> 00:38:45,027 - Get us out of here! - Jason, what do I do? 528 00:38:45,111 --> 00:38:47,071 - Let's go! Go, go, go! - What do I do? 529 00:39:00,042 --> 00:39:02,503 They're turning. They're coming! 530 00:39:07,633 --> 00:39:10,219 Thrust ahead, full! 531 00:39:11,387 --> 00:39:13,848 Fire at will. 532 00:39:17,059 --> 00:39:18,603 Go faster, Tommy! 533 00:39:18,686 --> 00:39:20,521 I'm going as fast as I can, Jason! 534 00:39:20,605 --> 00:39:22,565 She's still behind us! 535 00:39:22,648 --> 00:39:24,275 Well, press "turbo." 536 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:25,776 I've always said, "Press the turbo," right? 537 00:39:25,860 --> 00:39:29,196 - It's right here! Right here! - Well, press it and hold it down! 538 00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:36,996 The enemy is matching velocity. 539 00:39:37,038 --> 00:39:40,666 - Enemy is matching velocity. - We heard it the first time! 540 00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:44,003 Gosh, I'm doing it. I'm repeating the darn computer. 541 00:39:44,045 --> 00:39:46,714 Hi, guys. Listen, 542 00:39:46,797 --> 00:39:52,553 they're telling me the generators won't take it. 543 00:39:52,637 --> 00:39:57,850 The ship is breaking apart and all that. Just FYI. 544 00:39:57,934 --> 00:40:00,603 - We've got to stop! - We stop and we die. 545 00:40:00,686 --> 00:40:01,896 Tommy, just hold that thing down! 546 00:40:01,979 --> 00:40:04,607 You cannot hold the turbo down! It's for quick boosts! 547 00:40:04,690 --> 00:40:05,858 Like you know! 548 00:40:11,530 --> 00:40:14,742 I remember that sound. That's a bad sound. 549 00:40:14,825 --> 00:40:16,702 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 550 00:40:16,786 --> 00:40:19,038 We might be able to lose them in this cloud here. 551 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,165 I don't think that's a cloud. 552 00:40:21,248 --> 00:40:23,709 - Mathesar, what is it? - This is the Tothian minefield 553 00:40:23,793 --> 00:40:26,671 left standing from the great war of 12185. 554 00:40:32,635 --> 00:40:33,928 Oh, God! 555 00:40:45,690 --> 00:40:50,903 Could you possibly try not to hit every single one? 556 00:40:50,987 --> 00:40:52,863 Sorry, man, they're drifting towards us. 557 00:40:52,947 --> 00:40:54,907 I think they're magnetic! 558 00:40:59,745 --> 00:41:01,622 Continue forward, sir? 559 00:41:02,915 --> 00:41:04,709 Patience, Lieutenant. 560 00:41:06,585 --> 00:41:07,878 Patience. 561 00:41:17,847 --> 00:41:20,891 - We've got to stop! - We're almost through this. 562 00:41:41,412 --> 00:41:43,164 You okay? You all right? 563 00:41:43,247 --> 00:41:44,248 Yeah. 564 00:41:44,331 --> 00:41:46,834 Everybody all right? Where's Tommy? 565 00:41:48,210 --> 00:41:50,004 - Tommy! You all right? - Oh, man! 566 00:41:50,087 --> 00:41:53,716 No, my arm is broke. Don't touch it! Don't touch it! 567 00:41:54,216 --> 00:41:58,012 - I'll take him to medical quarters. - Thanks, Mathesar. 568 00:42:04,977 --> 00:42:09,398 - Alex, where are you going? - To see if there's a pub! 569 00:42:19,116 --> 00:42:22,661 Forward thruster shaft, 87% damage. 570 00:42:22,745 --> 00:42:25,623 Aft vector guards, 96% damage. 571 00:42:26,332 --> 00:42:31,003 Structural breaches in quadrants 32, 34, 40... 572 00:42:31,045 --> 00:42:33,005 What about the engines? 573 00:42:33,047 --> 00:42:36,008 Forward thruster shaft, 87% damage. 574 00:42:36,092 --> 00:42:40,096 Computer, what about the engines? Why don't we have power? 575 00:42:40,179 --> 00:42:43,307 The beryllium sphere has fractured under stress. 576 00:42:44,183 --> 00:42:45,768 It's fractured. 577 00:42:46,852 --> 00:42:50,815 - Can it be repaired? - Computer, can it be repaired? 578 00:42:50,898 --> 00:42:53,776 Damage to beryllium sphere irreparable. 579 00:42:53,859 --> 00:42:56,237 New source of beryllium must be secured. 580 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:57,947 We need another one. 581 00:42:58,030 --> 00:43:01,033 You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship! 582 00:43:02,451 --> 00:43:06,622 Computer, is there a replacement beryllium sphere on board? 583 00:43:06,705 --> 00:43:11,043 Computer, is there a replacement beryllium sphere on board? 584 00:43:11,127 --> 00:43:15,965 Negative. No reserve beryllium sphere exists on board. 585 00:43:16,006 --> 00:43:19,802 No, we have no extra beryllium sphere on board. 586 00:43:19,885 --> 00:43:22,138 You know, that is really getting annoying! 587 00:43:22,221 --> 00:43:25,015 Look, I have one job on this lousy ship. 588 00:43:25,057 --> 00:43:28,644 It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it, okay? 589 00:43:28,727 --> 00:43:30,354 Sure, no problem. 590 00:43:37,027 --> 00:43:41,282 A thousand apologies. We have failed you. 591 00:43:41,365 --> 00:43:43,284 How have you failed us? 592 00:43:43,367 --> 00:43:48,080 We have seen you victorious in much more desperate situations. 593 00:43:48,164 --> 00:43:51,667 The fault must lie with us, with the ship. 594 00:43:51,750 --> 00:43:55,212 No, Mathesar, it is not your fault, and it's not the ship's fault. 595 00:43:55,296 --> 00:44:01,886 - It's my fault. We screwed... - We are not the people you think we are. 596 00:44:02,803 --> 00:44:04,513 I don't understand. 597 00:44:10,060 --> 00:44:15,357 Didn't you make any TV shows on your planet? Any theater? Films? 598 00:44:15,441 --> 00:44:17,568 The historical documents of your culture. 599 00:44:17,693 --> 00:44:22,156 Yes, in fact, we have begun to document our history from your example. 600 00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:26,035 No, not historical documents. They're not all historical documents. 601 00:44:26,118 --> 00:44:29,788 I mean, surely you don't think that Gilligan's Island is a... 602 00:44:31,790 --> 00:44:33,417 Those poor people. 603 00:44:34,919 --> 00:44:36,253 Oh, brother. 604 00:44:38,255 --> 00:44:39,882 We're screwed. 605 00:44:41,383 --> 00:44:43,510 Is there no one on your planet 606 00:44:43,594 --> 00:44:47,598 who behaves in a way that's contrary to reality? 607 00:44:48,807 --> 00:44:51,185 You are speaking of... 608 00:44:51,268 --> 00:44:54,021 - Deception, lies. - Deception, lies. 609 00:44:54,063 --> 00:44:57,024 We have only recently become aware of this concept 610 00:44:57,107 --> 00:44:59,068 in our dealings with Sarris. 611 00:44:59,151 --> 00:45:02,112 Often, Sarris will say one thing and do another. 612 00:45:02,196 --> 00:45:04,907 Promise us mercy, but deliver destruction. 613 00:45:04,990 --> 00:45:08,994 It is a concept we are beginning to learn at some great cost. 614 00:45:09,036 --> 00:45:11,080 But if you are saying that any of you 615 00:45:11,163 --> 00:45:14,291 could have traits in common with Sarris... 616 00:45:23,384 --> 00:45:28,931 Hey, Commander, listen. We found some beryllium on a nearby planet. 617 00:45:29,014 --> 00:45:35,437 And we might be able to get there if we reconfigure the solar matrix 618 00:45:35,521 --> 00:45:40,484 in parallel for endothermic propulsion. What do you think? 619 00:45:44,655 --> 00:45:47,283 - We'll do that! - All right! 620 00:45:48,450 --> 00:45:52,663 That's right again. That's... Come on, group hug. Come on. 621 00:46:05,551 --> 00:46:09,013 Dr. Lazarus, I hope I am not breaching protocol, 622 00:46:09,054 --> 00:46:13,225 but I am so very humbled to stand in your presence. 623 00:46:13,309 --> 00:46:15,894 I have studied your missions extensively. 624 00:46:15,978 --> 00:46:19,273 Though I am Thermian, I have lived my life by your philosophy, 625 00:46:19,356 --> 00:46:21,358 by the code of the Mak'tar. 626 00:46:21,442 --> 00:46:24,695 Good, that's very nice. 627 00:46:24,820 --> 00:46:26,613 By Grabber's hammer, Dr. Lazarus... 628 00:46:26,697 --> 00:46:28,490 Don't do that. I'm not kidding. 629 00:46:28,574 --> 00:46:31,410 - I'm sorry, sir, I was only... - Just don't. 630 00:46:33,370 --> 00:46:34,663 Yes, sir. 631 00:46:44,548 --> 00:46:46,925 Never give up. Never surrender. 632 00:46:54,183 --> 00:46:57,353 Dr. Lazarus? Here is your surface mapper. 633 00:46:57,436 --> 00:46:58,937 I have programmed it to the coordinates 634 00:46:59,021 --> 00:47:01,607 of a beryllium sphere of sufficient density. 635 00:47:02,775 --> 00:47:05,110 Good luck on your mission, sir. 636 00:47:06,737 --> 00:47:07,905 Thanks. 637 00:47:16,914 --> 00:47:18,874 You're doing good, Tommy. 638 00:47:24,546 --> 00:47:27,383 I changed my mind. I want to go back. 639 00:47:27,466 --> 00:47:30,552 After the fuss you made about getting left behind? 640 00:47:30,636 --> 00:47:33,514 Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship 641 00:47:33,597 --> 00:47:35,891 and something is up there then it kills me. 642 00:47:35,974 --> 00:47:38,102 But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster 643 00:47:38,185 --> 00:47:40,020 five minutes after we land on the planet! 644 00:47:40,062 --> 00:47:42,106 You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy. 645 00:47:42,189 --> 00:47:44,900 I'm not? Then what's my last name? 646 00:47:44,983 --> 00:47:48,028 It's... I don't know. 647 00:47:48,112 --> 00:47:50,906 Nobody knows! Do you know why? 648 00:47:50,989 --> 00:47:53,700 Because my character isn't important enough for a last name. 649 00:47:53,784 --> 00:47:56,370 Because I'm gonna die five minutes in. 650 00:47:56,453 --> 00:47:59,206 Guy, you have a last name. 651 00:47:59,289 --> 00:48:02,334 - Do I? Do I? - Yes! 652 00:48:02,418 --> 00:48:07,005 For all you know, I'm just crewman number six. 653 00:48:07,089 --> 00:48:11,135 Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! 654 00:48:11,218 --> 00:48:12,636 Are we there yet? 655 00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:15,431 - Mommy! - Tommy! 656 00:48:15,514 --> 00:48:18,392 - Look out! - Oh, no! Pull out! 657 00:48:18,475 --> 00:48:23,355 - Oh, yeah! - Come on. Oh, boy! Come on. 658 00:48:39,037 --> 00:48:41,999 Hey! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! 659 00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,376 Is there air? You don't know! 660 00:48:51,675 --> 00:48:53,051 Seems okay. 661 00:49:08,358 --> 00:49:09,693 Here we go. 662 00:49:14,781 --> 00:49:16,575 Which way, Alexander? 663 00:49:23,123 --> 00:49:24,374 This way! 664 00:49:26,210 --> 00:49:27,711 Wait. No. 665 00:49:32,799 --> 00:49:34,218 That way. 666 00:49:34,301 --> 00:49:36,470 - You were holding it upside down. - Shut up. 667 00:49:36,553 --> 00:49:38,013 You know, with all that makeup and stuff, 668 00:49:38,055 --> 00:49:39,681 I actually thought you were smart for a second. 669 00:49:39,765 --> 00:49:41,683 You think you could do better, Laredo? 670 00:49:41,767 --> 00:49:44,770 - All right with that Laredo stuff. - We're screwed. We're so screwed. 671 00:49:44,853 --> 00:49:46,021 Come on, come on, come on. 672 00:49:46,104 --> 00:49:48,398 If we want to finish this mission, we have to use some self-control. 673 00:49:48,482 --> 00:49:51,485 Self-control? That's funny coming from a guy 674 00:49:51,568 --> 00:49:54,863 who slept with every Terrakian slave girl and moon princess on the show. 675 00:49:54,947 --> 00:49:56,823 Did it ever occur to you, had you been more supportive 676 00:49:56,907 --> 00:49:58,534 we might have been able... 677 00:49:59,868 --> 00:50:03,956 Wow. Must be some sort of mining facility. 678 00:50:04,873 --> 00:50:06,583 Where are the miners? 679 00:50:07,417 --> 00:50:10,170 - Something bad happened here. - Will you relax? 680 00:50:14,132 --> 00:50:18,387 There they are. Beryllium spheres. Let's go. 681 00:50:45,831 --> 00:50:48,417 Look at that. Would you look at that? 682 00:50:50,168 --> 00:50:52,462 They look like little children. 683 00:50:54,298 --> 00:50:59,720 - Could they be the miners? - Sure, they're like, three years old. 684 00:51:02,639 --> 00:51:06,310 - Miners, not minors! - You lost me. 685 00:51:06,393 --> 00:51:08,562 I don't like this. I don't like this at all. 686 00:51:08,645 --> 00:51:10,564 They are so cute. 687 00:51:10,647 --> 00:51:14,526 Sure, they're cute now, but in a second, they're gonna get mean. 688 00:51:14,610 --> 00:51:16,111 They're gonna get ugly somehow, 689 00:51:16,194 --> 00:51:19,197 then there's gonna be a million more of them. 690 00:51:19,281 --> 00:51:22,200 Look. There's a little hurt one. 691 00:51:31,501 --> 00:51:33,754 Hi. Hi there. 692 00:51:36,173 --> 00:51:38,592 Did you guys ever watch the show? 693 00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:45,015 See? They're gonna help the little hurt one. 694 00:51:53,857 --> 00:51:56,360 I'm so sick of being right. 695 00:51:56,443 --> 00:51:58,570 Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy. 696 00:51:58,654 --> 00:52:01,698 Wait a minute! We're not going anywhere without a beryllium sphere. 697 00:52:01,782 --> 00:52:03,742 We need a plan. Fred, I need a diversion 698 00:52:03,825 --> 00:52:05,535 to clear the compound of those things. 699 00:52:05,619 --> 00:52:09,039 Then, Alex and Gwen and I will go get a sphere. Tommy, get up on that ridge. 700 00:52:09,081 --> 00:52:11,124 If you see them come back give me a signal, all right? 701 00:52:11,208 --> 00:52:12,918 Why does this sound so familiar? 702 00:52:13,001 --> 00:52:15,629 "Assault on Voltareck III," episode 81. 703 00:52:15,712 --> 00:52:17,047 We're doing episode 81? 704 00:52:17,172 --> 00:52:19,299 Whatever. The one with the hologram. The wall of fire. 705 00:52:19,383 --> 00:52:22,636 Well, how the hell is Fred supposed to project a hologram? 706 00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:24,012 Are we doing episode 81? 707 00:52:24,137 --> 00:52:25,472 It's just a rough plan, Guy. 708 00:52:25,555 --> 00:52:27,474 What difference does it make if it's episode 81 or not? 709 00:52:27,557 --> 00:52:30,018 'Cause I died in episode 81. 710 00:52:30,060 --> 00:52:31,520 - Episode 51, right? - 51. 51. 711 00:52:31,603 --> 00:52:34,648 This is ludicrous. Why are you listening to this fellow? 712 00:52:34,731 --> 00:52:38,151 May I remind you he's wearing a costume, not a uniform. 713 00:52:38,235 --> 00:52:42,072 He's no more equipped to lead us than this fellow. No offense. 714 00:52:43,865 --> 00:52:46,785 - Look, they're gone. - Where'd they go? Back inside? 715 00:52:46,868 --> 00:52:50,080 - I don't know. - Nobody was watching? 716 00:52:50,205 --> 00:52:51,832 All right, all right. Listen up. Here's the plan. 717 00:52:51,873 --> 00:52:53,959 Gwen, Fred, Alex and I will go down and get a sphere. 718 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,877 Fleegman, you set up a perimeter and Tommy, you're lookout. 719 00:52:55,961 --> 00:52:58,296 You see anything at all, you give us a signal, all right? 720 00:52:58,380 --> 00:53:01,216 - What kind of a signal? - Any kind of signal. 721 00:53:01,299 --> 00:53:03,093 Okay, I'll do my hands like this. 722 00:53:04,469 --> 00:53:07,431 What are you, an infant? Look, we have these. 723 00:53:09,891 --> 00:53:11,893 That. Sorry. 724 00:53:12,436 --> 00:53:13,687 Let's go. 725 00:53:20,318 --> 00:53:23,989 - Does the rolling help actually? - It helps. 726 00:53:24,030 --> 00:53:26,992 - Where's your gun? - It helps. 727 00:53:34,791 --> 00:53:37,002 - Oh. - What? 728 00:53:39,546 --> 00:53:41,298 Never give up. Never surrender. 729 00:53:41,381 --> 00:53:43,216 - Oh, shut up. - Oh, shut up. 730 00:53:44,551 --> 00:53:47,220 Jason! They're coming! There's thousands of them, Jason! 731 00:53:47,304 --> 00:53:50,640 Run, Jason! Run! They're coming! They're everywhere! 732 00:53:51,808 --> 00:53:54,394 - They're everywhere! - Jason, they're everywhere! 733 00:53:54,478 --> 00:53:57,230 - They're everywhere! - Come on, let's go! 734 00:53:57,314 --> 00:53:58,857 They're coming! 735 00:53:59,858 --> 00:54:01,359 Hurry! 736 00:54:02,611 --> 00:54:05,864 They're everywhere! Come on! Oh, God! Oh, God! 737 00:54:05,947 --> 00:54:08,074 Don't look back. Do not look back! 738 00:54:08,158 --> 00:54:10,660 - Oh, God. - We're not gonna make it! 739 00:54:12,496 --> 00:54:15,624 - Oh, God! - I knew it, I knew it! 740 00:54:15,707 --> 00:54:17,667 I knew this was gonna kill me! 741 00:54:17,751 --> 00:54:20,003 Go, go, go! Come on! Push it harder! 742 00:54:20,086 --> 00:54:21,505 Let's go, Tommy! 743 00:54:21,588 --> 00:54:23,757 I got it but it's gonna take a few seconds. 744 00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,383 I got it, I got it! 745 00:54:25,467 --> 00:54:27,052 - Oh, yeah! - Go ahead. 746 00:54:27,135 --> 00:54:28,595 There's no time. Get in! Get in! 747 00:54:28,678 --> 00:54:30,764 Come on. I've forgotten you've got to be the hero, haven't you? 748 00:54:30,847 --> 00:54:32,432 Heaven forbid anybody else gets the spotlight! 749 00:54:32,516 --> 00:54:35,435 Oh, no! Jason Nesmith... 750 00:54:35,519 --> 00:54:38,021 Jason! Jason, come on! Hurry! 751 00:54:38,104 --> 00:54:41,316 - I'm on it! - Tommy, go! Go! I'm in! 752 00:54:41,399 --> 00:54:44,194 No, no, no! Jason, please! 753 00:54:44,319 --> 00:54:48,114 - Tommy, stop the pod! He's not in! - But I can't stop it, it's on autopilot! 754 00:54:48,198 --> 00:54:49,866 - Go! Leave him! - No! 755 00:55:01,002 --> 00:55:05,882 Oh, right! Of course, it's always about you, isn't it? 756 00:55:41,626 --> 00:55:46,715 Gorignak! Gorignak! Gorignak! Gorignak! 757 00:55:48,425 --> 00:55:51,803 Jason? Jason, can you hear me? 758 00:55:51,887 --> 00:55:53,805 Yeah, Gwen, you got me. 759 00:55:53,889 --> 00:55:56,016 - Thank God. Are you okay? - Yeah. 760 00:55:56,057 --> 00:55:59,811 As a matter of fact, I have Gorignak staring me in the face right now. 761 00:55:59,895 --> 00:56:03,106 But you know what? I think I can take him. 762 00:56:05,108 --> 00:56:08,153 Jason, we're gonna use the digital conveyor to get you out of there. 763 00:56:08,236 --> 00:56:09,779 - The digital conveyor? - Yes. 764 00:56:09,863 --> 00:56:14,534 You mean I'm gonna be diced into cubes and sent up there in a million pieces? 765 00:56:14,618 --> 00:56:17,621 - Right. - Well, you know what? 766 00:56:17,704 --> 00:56:20,206 I think I'll take my chance with Gorignak. 767 00:56:21,541 --> 00:56:25,378 We're getting you out right now. It's perfectly safe, isn't it, Teb? 768 00:56:25,462 --> 00:56:27,714 It has never been successfully tested. 769 00:56:27,797 --> 00:56:29,174 What did he say? 770 00:56:29,257 --> 00:56:30,967 Hold, please. 771 00:56:31,009 --> 00:56:33,428 Theoretically the mechanism is fully operational. 772 00:56:33,511 --> 00:56:37,265 However it was built to accommodate your anatomy, not ours. 773 00:56:37,390 --> 00:56:39,935 But now that Tech Sergeant Chen is here, he can operate it. 774 00:56:40,018 --> 00:56:44,314 It was designed watching his motions from the historical documents. 775 00:56:44,439 --> 00:56:47,609 I mean, I can't. I can supervise... 776 00:56:47,692 --> 00:56:49,486 Jason, we're gonna test it. 777 00:56:49,569 --> 00:56:51,029 On what? 778 00:56:51,071 --> 00:56:52,489 How about that pig lizard? 779 00:56:52,572 --> 00:56:54,366 Hey, I'm doing all right with the pig lizard. 780 00:56:54,491 --> 00:56:56,534 Please, Fred? And hurry. 781 00:57:00,205 --> 00:57:03,667 I'm sorry. It's very exciting to watch the master at the controls. 782 00:57:03,750 --> 00:57:07,045 The operation of the conveyor is much more art than science. 783 00:57:07,128 --> 00:57:08,838 Stand back, Jason. 784 00:57:34,197 --> 00:57:36,616 What? What was that? 785 00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:38,868 - Nothing. - I hear some squealing or something. 786 00:57:38,952 --> 00:57:42,831 - Oh, no. Everything's fine. - But the animal is inside out. 787 00:57:42,914 --> 00:57:45,333 I heard that. It turned inside out? 788 00:57:49,170 --> 00:57:51,089 And it exploded. 789 00:57:51,172 --> 00:57:55,844 Did I just hear that that animal turned inside out and then it exploded? 790 00:57:55,927 --> 00:57:57,053 Hello? 791 00:57:59,597 --> 00:58:01,057 Hold, please. 792 00:58:01,933 --> 00:58:03,685 Hey, wait a minute, guys, guys. 793 00:58:03,768 --> 00:58:06,730 If the pig lizard is gone, why are they still yelling "Gorignak"? 794 00:58:06,813 --> 00:58:09,190 Teb, hit the translation circuit. 795 00:58:12,027 --> 00:58:14,029 Rock, rock, rock, rock! 796 00:58:14,070 --> 00:58:16,031 Rock, rock, rock, rock! 797 00:58:19,034 --> 00:58:22,954 Jason, I don't think the pig lizard was Gorignak. 798 00:58:23,329 --> 00:58:25,707 What the hell you talking about? 799 00:58:35,050 --> 00:58:36,342 Oh, darn. 800 00:58:48,354 --> 00:58:49,814 Digitize me! 801 00:58:50,190 --> 00:58:51,566 - Come on, Fred. - Come on, guys. Digitize me! 802 00:58:51,649 --> 00:58:53,026 - Oh, no, not me. - Come on, they... 803 00:58:53,109 --> 00:58:54,569 They based it on your hand movements. 804 00:58:54,652 --> 00:58:56,071 Am I the only one who saw that thing inside out? 805 00:58:56,154 --> 00:58:58,448 - No, no, no. - I'm not the guy. 806 00:58:58,573 --> 00:59:00,200 I'm not Tech Sergeant Chen, I'm Fred Kwan. 807 00:59:00,283 --> 00:59:02,202 I'm not even... Kwan's not even my real name. 808 00:59:02,285 --> 00:59:04,454 Fred's no good, Jason. You're just gonna have to kill it. 809 00:59:04,579 --> 00:59:06,039 Kill it? 810 00:59:06,122 --> 00:59:08,333 Well, I'm open to any suggestions. 811 00:59:08,416 --> 00:59:11,169 Go for the eyes, like in episode 22! 812 00:59:11,252 --> 00:59:12,962 It doesn't have any eyes, Tommy. 813 00:59:13,004 --> 00:59:15,924 Go for the mouth or the throat, its vulnerable spots! 814 00:59:16,007 --> 00:59:18,843 It's a rock. It doesn't have any vulnerable spots! 815 00:59:18,927 --> 00:59:22,222 I know! You construct a weapon. Look around you. 816 00:59:22,305 --> 00:59:24,849 Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe? 817 00:59:24,933 --> 00:59:27,143 A lathe! Get off the line, Guy! 818 00:59:27,227 --> 00:59:29,145 Alexander, you're my advisor. Advise me! 819 00:59:29,229 --> 00:59:32,190 Well, you're just gonna have to figure out what it wants. 820 00:59:32,273 --> 00:59:34,234 What is its motivation? 821 00:59:35,110 --> 00:59:38,029 It's a rock monster. It doesn't have motivation. 822 00:59:38,113 --> 00:59:41,616 See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft. 823 00:59:43,284 --> 00:59:46,454 Fred! Fred, can you hear me? Fred, are you there? 824 00:59:47,622 --> 00:59:48,790 Kind of. 825 00:59:48,873 --> 00:59:49,999 You can do it, Fred! It's up to you! 826 00:59:50,041 --> 00:59:53,253 Oh, no, no, no. Jason, I'll just... I'll just mess it up. 827 00:59:53,336 --> 00:59:55,672 You did it for four years on the show! Do it now! 828 00:59:55,755 --> 00:59:58,508 That was the show. I'm not that guy! 829 00:59:58,633 --> 01:00:02,095 Fred, you never forgot a line! You never missed a mark! 830 01:00:02,887 --> 01:00:04,722 That's not me anymore man. 831 01:00:07,559 --> 01:00:10,353 It is you, Fred. You just stopped trying. 832 01:00:12,272 --> 01:00:15,316 You can do this, Fred! I know in my heart you're gonna save my life. 833 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:16,651 I am? 834 01:00:16,734 --> 01:00:18,528 No doubt about it, Fred. 835 01:00:19,404 --> 01:00:20,530 Fred! 836 01:00:21,906 --> 01:00:23,741 Fred, can you hear me? 837 01:00:25,326 --> 01:00:26,411 Fred! 838 01:00:28,037 --> 01:00:30,748 Fred? I don't want to die down here. 839 01:00:31,708 --> 01:00:33,334 Digitize me, Fred! 840 01:00:37,380 --> 01:00:38,673 Oh, wow. 841 01:00:39,674 --> 01:00:41,801 - Tech Sergeant Chen. - Yeah! 842 01:00:49,267 --> 01:00:52,061 I see you managed to get your shirt off. 843 01:00:55,940 --> 01:00:58,735 - I did it. - Welcome back, Fred. 844 01:00:59,736 --> 01:01:02,197 All right, did we get the beryllium sphere installed? 845 01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:06,326 - Yes, we are back to full power. - Great! Engines and pods? 846 01:01:06,409 --> 01:01:08,328 - Fully operational. - Perfect! 847 01:01:08,411 --> 01:01:10,496 Well, crank this sucker up, you could drop us off 848 01:01:10,580 --> 01:01:12,957 and you guys can be back in your home planet before supper. 849 01:01:12,999 --> 01:01:15,335 Oh, no, sir, we have no reason to go back. 850 01:01:15,418 --> 01:01:17,837 Sure you do. Family, friends. Come on! 851 01:01:17,921 --> 01:01:19,964 We are all that is left. 852 01:01:26,471 --> 01:01:30,016 - I didn't know that. - Sir, I have raised the command deck. 853 01:01:34,187 --> 01:01:37,732 Mathesar, meet us up at the command deck. 854 01:01:37,815 --> 01:01:38,983 Mathesar. 855 01:01:40,652 --> 01:01:43,196 Mathesar! Quellek! 856 01:01:44,113 --> 01:01:46,115 Why can't we reach them? 857 01:02:06,886 --> 01:02:10,348 Commander. Thank God you're alive. 858 01:02:11,432 --> 01:02:15,520 Now you will face justice, Sarris. 859 01:02:15,603 --> 01:02:20,900 At every turn, you demonstrate the necessity for your extermination! 860 01:02:20,984 --> 01:02:22,527 Leave him alone. 861 01:02:25,029 --> 01:02:28,032 You wish to save the life of this man? 862 01:02:28,116 --> 01:02:29,617 Yeah. Yes. 863 01:02:33,037 --> 01:02:37,917 Then tell me, what does it do, this Omega 13? 864 01:02:38,001 --> 01:02:40,003 I don't know what it does. 865 01:02:43,715 --> 01:02:45,508 I said I don't know! 866 01:02:49,178 --> 01:02:51,431 - Is it a bomb? - I don't know. 867 01:02:51,514 --> 01:02:54,392 - A booby trap? - I don't know! 868 01:02:54,475 --> 01:02:56,519 - Tell me! - I don't know! 869 01:02:57,979 --> 01:02:59,981 Do you think I'm a fool? 870 01:03:00,023 --> 01:03:04,235 That the Commander does not know every bolt, every weld in his ship? 871 01:03:06,404 --> 01:03:08,573 Prepare a tear harness 872 01:03:09,824 --> 01:03:11,326 for the female. 873 01:03:12,493 --> 01:03:14,620 No! Gwen, no! 874 01:03:15,913 --> 01:03:17,832 You brute! Let go of me! 875 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,127 I'm not the Commander. 876 01:03:21,210 --> 01:03:25,381 - What did you say? - I said, "I'm not the Commander." 877 01:03:26,132 --> 01:03:28,968 Leave them alone. There's no reason to hurt them. 878 01:03:29,010 --> 01:03:31,471 - They don't know anything. - Explain. 879 01:03:32,847 --> 01:03:36,392 Gwen, show him the historical documents. 880 01:03:38,853 --> 01:03:40,313 Computer, 881 01:03:40,396 --> 01:03:44,442 show the historical documents of the Galaxy Quest missions. 882 01:04:10,343 --> 01:04:11,677 Wonderful. 883 01:04:15,264 --> 01:04:20,770 You have all done far greater damage than I ever could have. 884 01:04:21,604 --> 01:04:22,939 Bravo! 885 01:04:24,232 --> 01:04:25,525 Bravo. 886 01:04:26,025 --> 01:04:28,736 This is a moment I will treasure. 887 01:04:28,820 --> 01:04:33,157 Explain to him who you all really are. 888 01:04:35,785 --> 01:04:37,036 Tell him! 889 01:04:39,831 --> 01:04:40,998 Explain! 890 01:04:45,169 --> 01:04:49,799 Mathesar, there's no such person as Captain Taggart. 891 01:04:50,466 --> 01:04:52,593 My name is Jason Nesmith. 892 01:04:52,677 --> 01:04:54,762 I am an actor. 893 01:04:56,931 --> 01:04:58,558 We're all actors. 894 01:04:59,392 --> 01:05:01,644 He doesn't understand. 895 01:05:03,146 --> 01:05:06,524 Explain as you would a child. 896 01:05:10,069 --> 01:05:13,030 We pretended. 897 01:05:18,661 --> 01:05:20,037 We lied. 898 01:05:21,873 --> 01:05:26,335 Yes! You understand that, don't you, Mathesar? 899 01:05:26,794 --> 01:05:29,755 Mathesar, I'm not a commander. I... 900 01:05:30,631 --> 01:05:34,760 There's no National Space Exploration Administration. 901 01:05:34,844 --> 01:05:39,056 - We don't have a ship. - But there it is. 902 01:05:43,269 --> 01:05:48,274 - That ship is that big. - But inside, I see many rooms. 903 01:05:48,357 --> 01:05:52,069 You've seen plywood sets that look like the inside. 904 01:05:52,153 --> 01:05:56,908 Our beryllium sphere is wire with plaster around it. 905 01:05:57,658 --> 01:05:59,035 And our... 906 01:06:00,495 --> 01:06:02,580 Our digital conveyor is... 907 01:06:04,624 --> 01:06:06,125 Christmas tree lights. 908 01:06:06,209 --> 01:06:08,586 It's a decoration. It's all fake. 909 01:06:11,422 --> 01:06:12,924 Just like me. 910 01:06:16,344 --> 01:06:18,763 But why? 911 01:06:21,641 --> 01:06:23,726 It's difficult to explain. 912 01:06:25,228 --> 01:06:27,063 On our planet, we... 913 01:06:29,732 --> 01:06:34,153 We pretend to entertain and... 914 01:06:36,572 --> 01:06:41,118 Mathesar, I am so sorry. God, I am so sorry. 915 01:06:43,621 --> 01:06:45,248 So now you know. 916 01:06:46,082 --> 01:06:51,254 Lieutenant Lathe, hardwire the reactor core to overload. 917 01:06:51,337 --> 01:06:55,299 I would like to blow this troublesome vehicle to dust. 918 01:06:55,383 --> 01:06:57,635 Sarris, what about my people? 919 01:06:57,718 --> 01:07:01,597 Yes, far too simple a death for them, isn't it? 920 01:07:01,681 --> 01:07:05,935 Lathe, open an oxygen seal on level C. 921 01:07:06,018 --> 01:07:09,063 Let the air in a bit for our friends. 922 01:07:10,231 --> 01:07:11,607 Son of a... 923 01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:20,783 Release them into space. 924 01:07:23,452 --> 01:07:25,246 Core overload. 925 01:07:25,329 --> 01:07:27,957 Emergency shutdown overridden. 926 01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:31,002 Core implosion estimated in nine minutes. 927 01:07:32,545 --> 01:07:36,215 Core overload. Emergency shutdown overridden. 928 01:07:36,299 --> 01:07:37,383 Hey! 929 01:07:37,466 --> 01:07:39,719 Core implosion estimated in nine minutes. 930 01:07:39,802 --> 01:07:42,179 Where's the happy ending, Jason? 931 01:07:43,306 --> 01:07:45,725 "Never give up. Never surrender." 932 01:07:51,981 --> 01:07:57,570 Maybe it's about time you just backed off, you fin-headed monstrosity. 933 01:07:57,653 --> 01:07:58,863 Jason. 934 01:07:59,488 --> 01:08:00,656 You what? 935 01:08:00,740 --> 01:08:04,243 You're starting to act like you did in episode 17, 936 01:08:04,994 --> 01:08:06,996 you scene-stealing hack. 937 01:08:09,540 --> 01:08:11,208 Oh, right! 938 01:08:12,668 --> 01:08:17,965 Well, how does it feel, Jason? Was it worth it? You've murdered us all! 939 01:08:18,007 --> 01:08:20,885 - Shut up. - Hundreds to die just because of you! 940 01:08:20,968 --> 01:08:22,845 - I told you to shut up! - Both of you, get in there. 941 01:08:22,928 --> 01:08:24,263 Hundreds to die, 942 01:08:24,347 --> 01:08:27,975 just because you want to play at being commander, you raving lunatic. 943 01:08:28,017 --> 01:08:30,144 Then I'll see you in hell, won't I? 944 01:08:43,699 --> 01:08:45,076 Look out, Jason! 945 01:08:45,910 --> 01:08:47,912 Get his gun! Get the gun! 946 01:08:49,205 --> 01:08:50,581 Take that! 947 01:09:05,554 --> 01:09:08,057 Sorry... The door's a little sticky. Did you see that? 948 01:09:08,182 --> 01:09:11,477 I'll get one of my boys up here with a can of WD-40. 949 01:09:15,022 --> 01:09:18,359 - You used to pull your punches. - Scene-stealing hack? Thank you. 950 01:09:18,442 --> 01:09:20,027 - Raving egomaniac? - Wonder where I got that from? 951 01:09:20,069 --> 01:09:21,529 Hey, guys. 952 01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:24,448 Look. 953 01:09:28,577 --> 01:09:30,371 They're suffocating. 954 01:09:35,584 --> 01:09:39,588 Core overload. Emergency shutdown overridden. 955 01:09:40,172 --> 01:09:43,008 Core implosion estimated in eight minutes. 956 01:09:45,761 --> 01:09:49,014 General, your transport is ready for departure. 957 01:09:54,103 --> 01:09:58,232 Core overload. Emergency shutdown overridden. 958 01:09:58,774 --> 01:10:02,319 Core implosion estimated in seven minutes. 959 01:10:04,029 --> 01:10:06,031 Computer, shut down the core. 960 01:10:06,115 --> 01:10:09,910 Unable. Memory checksum invalid. 961 01:10:09,994 --> 01:10:12,538 Core systems hardware damaged. 962 01:10:12,621 --> 01:10:14,540 All right, all right, listen up. This is what we gotta do. 963 01:10:14,582 --> 01:10:17,084 Gwen, you and I, we're gonna get to the core and shut it down manually. 964 01:10:17,209 --> 01:10:20,004 Fred, take Guy and Laliari. You find that valve, shut it off, 965 01:10:20,045 --> 01:10:21,422 before those Thermians run out of air. 966 01:10:21,505 --> 01:10:23,048 Alexander, get to the barracks, 967 01:10:23,132 --> 01:10:24,717 see if you can't wedge a door open in case they can't do that. 968 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:26,510 - Okay. - Wait, Jason. What about me? 969 01:10:26,594 --> 01:10:27,636 What do I do? 970 01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:30,473 You're gonna practice driving. Let's go! 971 01:10:32,016 --> 01:10:33,267 Practice driving. 972 01:10:33,976 --> 01:10:36,228 So we get to shut down a neutron reactor? 973 01:10:36,312 --> 01:10:38,481 - That's right. - Well, I hate to break it to you, Jason, 974 01:10:38,564 --> 01:10:41,525 but I don't know how to shut down a neutron reactor, 975 01:10:41,609 --> 01:10:44,028 and unless you took a Learning Annex course I don't know about, 976 01:10:44,069 --> 01:10:46,864 I'm pretty sure you don't know how to shut down a neutron reactor, either. 977 01:10:46,947 --> 01:10:50,075 No, I don't, but I know someone who does. 978 01:10:54,580 --> 01:10:58,918 - Brandon, honey, the garbage. - Mother, I'm quite busy. 979 01:10:59,001 --> 01:11:02,296 Come on, Brandon, don't make me ask you again. 980 01:11:02,379 --> 01:11:05,174 Just 10 more minutes, okay, Ma? I promise. 981 01:11:19,730 --> 01:11:21,732 Hello? Anybody there? 982 01:11:23,901 --> 01:11:25,069 Hello? 983 01:11:26,737 --> 01:11:27,905 Hello? 984 01:11:28,572 --> 01:11:31,909 Got him. Listen to me. This is Jason Nesmith. 985 01:11:32,117 --> 01:11:36,330 I play Commander Peter Quincy Taggart, NNSEA Protector. 986 01:11:36,413 --> 01:11:40,125 We accidentally traded voxes the other day when we bumped into each other. 987 01:11:41,669 --> 01:11:46,090 Oh. Commander, I see. Okay. 988 01:11:46,173 --> 01:11:47,758 What's your name, son? 989 01:11:49,552 --> 01:11:50,636 Brandon. 990 01:11:50,719 --> 01:11:53,639 Brandon, I remember you. From the convention, right? 991 01:11:53,722 --> 01:11:57,017 You asked all those little technical questions about the ship, 992 01:11:57,101 --> 01:11:59,186 and I was a little short with you. 993 01:11:59,311 --> 01:12:03,858 Yes, yes, I know, Commander, and I actually wanna... 994 01:12:03,941 --> 01:12:06,610 I just wanted to tell you that I thought a lot about what you said... 995 01:12:06,694 --> 01:12:07,820 It's okay. Now, listen. 996 01:12:07,903 --> 01:12:12,116 But I want you to know that I'm not a complete brain case, okay? 997 01:12:13,075 --> 01:12:16,036 I understand completely that it's just a TV show. 998 01:12:16,078 --> 01:12:18,163 - Hold... Wait a minute... - I know there's no beryllium sphere... 999 01:12:18,247 --> 01:12:19,832 Stop. Stop for a second. Stop. Wait. 1000 01:12:19,915 --> 01:12:21,375 no digital conveyor, no ship. 1001 01:12:21,458 --> 01:12:22,793 It's all real. 1002 01:12:22,877 --> 01:12:24,211 Oh, my God, I knew it. 1003 01:12:24,336 --> 01:12:26,672 I knew it! I knew it! 1004 01:12:26,755 --> 01:12:29,925 The crew and I are in a lot of trouble and we need your help. 1005 01:12:31,010 --> 01:12:35,014 Core overload. Emergency shutdown overridden. 1006 01:12:35,806 --> 01:12:39,268 Core implosion estimated in six minutes. 1007 01:12:42,146 --> 01:12:44,523 Sir, it's you. Thank Ipthar. 1008 01:12:46,483 --> 01:12:49,320 Quellek? What are you doing up there? 1009 01:12:51,989 --> 01:12:55,409 I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth haze. 1010 01:12:56,118 --> 01:12:57,745 Where is everyone? 1011 01:12:57,828 --> 01:13:00,664 Come with me. I'll explain on the way. 1012 01:13:03,918 --> 01:13:06,295 All right, we're at level C, hallway five. Now what? 1013 01:13:07,546 --> 01:13:11,050 Go to weapons storage, your second left, through the passage. 1014 01:13:11,133 --> 01:13:14,303 Now, that leads to a system of utility corridors through the bowels of the ship. 1015 01:13:14,428 --> 01:13:15,763 Open. 1016 01:13:15,846 --> 01:13:17,097 You know what? I'm gonna get Kyle. 1017 01:13:17,181 --> 01:13:20,017 He knows the utility tunnel system better than anybody alive. 1018 01:13:22,227 --> 01:13:23,812 38, 39, 40. 1019 01:13:26,148 --> 01:13:30,778 All right. All we have to do is turn off the valve to the barracks. 1020 01:13:35,866 --> 01:13:36,825 Hi, Brandon. 1021 01:13:36,909 --> 01:13:40,204 No time for pleasantries, Kyle. We have a level 5 emergency. 1022 01:13:40,287 --> 01:13:42,539 You've still got the utility systems walk-through, right? 1023 01:13:42,623 --> 01:13:45,960 Yeah, I've got sectors one through 28. I think Hollister has the upper levels. 1024 01:13:46,001 --> 01:13:48,003 Great, we'll get everybody online. 1025 01:13:56,136 --> 01:13:58,180 Pedal to the metal, Commander. 1026 01:13:58,263 --> 01:14:00,265 Pedal to the metal, Commander. 1027 01:14:03,060 --> 01:14:06,647 General! I have just received word that the commander of the Protector 1028 01:14:06,730 --> 01:14:09,566 and his command crew have escaped custody. 1029 01:14:10,484 --> 01:14:11,610 What? 1030 01:14:14,655 --> 01:14:16,031 Find them! 1031 01:14:16,073 --> 01:14:19,702 But, sir! My men... The core implosion is not reversible. 1032 01:14:19,785 --> 01:14:22,037 Find them! 1033 01:14:23,914 --> 01:14:25,791 All right, Brandon, I see five ducts in this room. 1034 01:14:25,874 --> 01:14:27,209 Which way do we go? 1035 01:14:27,292 --> 01:14:29,878 Enter the passage second to your left, 1036 01:14:29,962 --> 01:14:32,464 and just continue straight for 50 meters. 1037 01:14:32,548 --> 01:14:35,009 Ducts? Why is it always ducts? 1038 01:14:35,050 --> 01:14:37,261 There will be a slight drop. 1039 01:14:45,227 --> 01:14:48,522 Thanks for the heads-up, Brandon! You okay? 1040 01:14:54,820 --> 01:14:56,405 They're dying. 1041 01:14:56,530 --> 01:14:58,532 Wait a minute. We gotta go across this thing? 1042 01:14:58,615 --> 01:15:00,534 - Yes. - Don't look down. 1043 01:15:00,617 --> 01:15:02,953 Commander, what I'd give to see what you're seeing. 1044 01:15:03,037 --> 01:15:04,246 What are you talking about? 1045 01:15:04,329 --> 01:15:09,001 You're deep in the underbelly of the Omega 13! It must be spectacular. 1046 01:15:09,043 --> 01:15:15,340 Well, it doesn't look like much to me. Just these few walls and this dumb 1047 01:15:15,424 --> 01:15:17,926 spinning fan that we have in every single... 1048 01:15:23,807 --> 01:15:24,808 Wow. 1049 01:15:32,191 --> 01:15:35,694 Brandon, what does the Omega 13 device do? 1050 01:15:36,445 --> 01:15:39,573 Many have believed that it is a matter-collapser. 1051 01:15:39,948 --> 01:15:43,994 A bomb capable of destroying pretty much everything in about 13 seconds. 1052 01:15:44,036 --> 01:15:49,458 But myself and others are convinced that what it is is a matter-rearranger, 1053 01:15:49,583 --> 01:15:52,294 effecting a 13-second time jump to the past. 1054 01:15:52,377 --> 01:15:53,712 Why 13 seconds? 1055 01:15:53,796 --> 01:15:57,132 That's really not enough time to do anything of any importance. 1056 01:15:57,216 --> 01:16:00,677 - It'd be time to redeem a single mistake. - What? 1057 01:16:04,139 --> 01:16:05,140 Come on! Go, go, go, go! 1058 01:16:06,141 --> 01:16:10,229 Fleeg, we gotta turn off that valve. Their oxygen's almost gone. 1059 01:16:10,312 --> 01:16:13,190 Listen, I'll go in. I'll create a distraction. 1060 01:16:13,273 --> 01:16:14,691 I got this. I'm okay, 1061 01:16:14,775 --> 01:16:18,028 I might be able to hold them back long enough for the aliens to escape. 1062 01:16:18,112 --> 01:16:19,279 That's suicide. 1063 01:16:19,363 --> 01:16:22,407 I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. 1064 01:16:22,491 --> 01:16:25,244 If I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward. 1065 01:16:25,327 --> 01:16:29,498 Guy, Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief. 1066 01:16:29,998 --> 01:16:32,042 You ever think about that? 1067 01:16:32,668 --> 01:16:34,211 - Plucky? - Well, besides, 1068 01:16:34,294 --> 01:16:37,089 I just had this really interesting idea. 1069 01:16:38,465 --> 01:16:40,050 Are you stoned? 1070 01:16:41,718 --> 01:16:44,805 Gotta get it open, give them some time. 1071 01:16:44,888 --> 01:16:46,515 Sir, perhaps together, 1072 01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:49,810 the Mak'tar chant of strength, "Larak tarath." 1073 01:16:50,185 --> 01:16:51,645 Larak tarath, larak tarath. 1074 01:16:51,728 --> 01:16:53,021 Larak tarath. 1075 01:16:53,105 --> 01:16:58,026 - Larak tarath, larak tarath, larak tarath! - Larak tarath, larak tarath, larak tarath! 1076 01:17:06,535 --> 01:17:08,495 All right, Brandon, we're across. Now what? 1077 01:17:08,579 --> 01:17:12,499 You want to take a left and then just straight on through the chompers. 1078 01:17:12,916 --> 01:17:14,459 "The chompers"? 1079 01:17:20,007 --> 01:17:21,466 Well, screw that. 1080 01:17:21,550 --> 01:17:23,093 How are we supposed to get through this? 1081 01:17:23,385 --> 01:17:25,345 Hollister, do you have the sequence yet? 1082 01:17:25,429 --> 01:17:30,392 Okay, the sequence is 2242... 1083 01:17:30,475 --> 01:17:32,394 - What is this thing? - ... 2242... 1084 01:17:32,477 --> 01:17:34,146 I mean, there's no useful purpose for there to be 1085 01:17:34,229 --> 01:17:36,690 a bunch of chompy-crushy things in the middle of a hallway! 1086 01:17:36,773 --> 01:17:39,276 - Gwen! Gwen! - No, I think we shouldn't have to do this. 1087 01:17:39,359 --> 01:17:41,862 It makes no logical sense! Why is it here? 1088 01:17:41,945 --> 01:17:43,989 - 'Cause it's on the television show! - Well, forget it! 1089 01:17:44,031 --> 01:17:47,534 I am not doing it! This episode was badly written! 1090 01:17:47,784 --> 01:17:50,787 Okay, Commander, now, as soon as the first crusher hits you... 1091 01:17:50,871 --> 01:17:51,997 Just did! 1092 01:17:52,039 --> 01:17:53,123 Okay, go now. 1093 01:17:54,208 --> 01:17:55,918 - Go! - Go! 1094 01:17:56,168 --> 01:17:58,378 Stop! Go! 1095 01:18:00,047 --> 01:18:02,090 Come on, come on, come on. 1096 01:18:04,801 --> 01:18:07,012 Go! Go! 1097 01:18:07,512 --> 01:18:10,015 Go! Go! Go! 1098 01:18:10,057 --> 01:18:13,602 No, stop! Stop! Go! Stop! Wait a minute! No! 1099 01:18:14,853 --> 01:18:17,397 I want you to jump, Commander, jump! 1100 01:18:17,481 --> 01:18:20,108 Whoever wrote this episode should die! 1101 01:18:22,444 --> 01:18:24,571 This should be interesting. 1102 01:18:44,675 --> 01:18:47,594 It's the simple things in life you treasure. 1103 01:18:50,180 --> 01:18:51,682 That's great. 1104 01:18:53,809 --> 01:18:55,602 Now, we better get... 1105 01:19:00,941 --> 01:19:03,026 Hey, get a room, guys, okay? 1106 01:19:10,867 --> 01:19:12,244 Hey, Fred. 1107 01:19:14,413 --> 01:19:15,789 Hey, Fred. 1108 01:19:20,127 --> 01:19:22,004 That's not right. 1109 01:19:51,867 --> 01:19:54,369 Sir, the pressure, it's normalizing. 1110 01:19:56,580 --> 01:19:57,998 Open! 1111 01:20:00,876 --> 01:20:05,005 We are saved. He has saved us. 1112 01:20:05,047 --> 01:20:08,467 Commander Taggart has saved us! 1113 01:20:13,889 --> 01:20:15,599 It's just not fair. 1114 01:20:17,851 --> 01:20:21,313 All right, Quellek, let's get back to the command deck. 1115 01:20:25,025 --> 01:20:26,610 I'm... I'm shot. 1116 01:20:42,751 --> 01:20:44,503 Quellek? Quellek? 1117 01:20:51,343 --> 01:20:53,011 It's not too bad. 1118 01:20:53,762 --> 01:20:57,015 We'll get you to the medical quarters and you'll be fine. 1119 01:20:57,099 --> 01:21:00,143 It has been my greatest honor to serve with you. 1120 01:21:00,227 --> 01:21:02,604 I have been blessed, sir. I... 1121 01:21:03,730 --> 01:21:05,565 Don't speak, Quellek. 1122 01:21:10,195 --> 01:21:12,447 You'll forgive my impertinence, sir, 1123 01:21:12,531 --> 01:21:14,991 but even though we had never before met, 1124 01:21:15,033 --> 01:21:17,911 I always considered you as a father to me. 1125 01:21:21,665 --> 01:21:22,999 Quellek, 1126 01:21:25,627 --> 01:21:27,462 by Grabber's hammer, 1127 01:21:28,588 --> 01:21:31,049 by the sons of War van, 1128 01:21:32,467 --> 01:21:36,471 you shall be avenged. 1129 01:22:14,384 --> 01:22:17,345 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19! 1130 01:22:18,013 --> 01:22:19,973 All right, Brandon, I'm here. How do I shut this thing down? 1131 01:22:20,015 --> 01:22:21,600 Okay, just push the blue button. 1132 01:22:21,683 --> 01:22:23,059 The blue button? Is that it? 1133 01:22:23,143 --> 01:22:24,436 Yeah, why, what's wrong? 1134 01:22:24,519 --> 01:22:28,231 Nothing, I just thought it'd be more complicated than that. 1135 01:22:29,107 --> 01:22:32,861 Core implosion estimated in 20 seconds. 1136 01:22:42,621 --> 01:22:45,665 Brandon, it's not working. Brandon! 1137 01:22:48,293 --> 01:22:50,504 Mother, I cannot stress enough the severity 1138 01:22:50,587 --> 01:22:54,049 - of the Commander's predicament. - Don't forget the recyclables! 1139 01:22:54,549 --> 01:22:58,345 Core implosion estimated in 10 seconds. 1140 01:22:59,387 --> 01:23:01,598 - 9, 8... - Gwen, I... 1141 01:23:01,681 --> 01:23:03,517 - ... 7, 6... - I've always... 1142 01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:06,311 - ... 5, 4... - Jason, Jason. 1143 01:23:06,394 --> 01:23:09,231 3, 2, 1. 1144 01:23:19,115 --> 01:23:21,243 It always stops at one on the show. 1145 01:23:22,577 --> 01:23:24,287 What were you saying? 1146 01:23:24,871 --> 01:23:26,498 - Sir! - What? 1147 01:23:26,581 --> 01:23:29,417 The core detonation sequence on the Protector has been aborted. 1148 01:23:29,501 --> 01:23:31,878 Impossible! Impossible! 1149 01:23:32,504 --> 01:23:36,424 Lock a complement of implosion missiles onto the Protector. 1150 01:23:36,508 --> 01:23:38,927 Tear her apart! 1151 01:23:48,812 --> 01:23:51,815 He's finished, he's finished. Alexander, listen to me. 1152 01:23:51,898 --> 01:23:53,608 It's okay, it's okay. 1153 01:23:54,109 --> 01:23:57,821 The Thermians can handle it from here. We gotta go. Come on. 1154 01:23:59,614 --> 01:24:03,493 We need that armor back up! Get me a forward view right now! 1155 01:24:03,618 --> 01:24:05,662 Plasma armor engaged. 1156 01:24:07,372 --> 01:24:09,541 All right, Tommy, see if you can't lose them in that minefield. 1157 01:24:09,624 --> 01:24:10,792 Minefield? 1158 01:24:10,875 --> 01:24:13,253 - Pedal to the metal, right now! - Pedal to the metal! 1159 01:24:13,336 --> 01:24:14,379 All right, let's go! 1160 01:24:24,431 --> 01:24:26,766 Good going, Tommy. Great going. 1161 01:24:27,142 --> 01:24:29,269 Thrust ahead, full! 1162 01:24:30,020 --> 01:24:32,397 Into the field, go! 1163 01:24:38,653 --> 01:24:42,032 Tommy, can you get us closer to these mines? 1164 01:24:42,115 --> 01:24:43,366 Closer? 1165 01:24:47,746 --> 01:24:48,872 I could try. 1166 01:24:54,419 --> 01:24:56,921 General, I've lost them. 1167 01:24:57,589 --> 01:25:01,092 The magnetism of the minefield is disrupting our instruments. 1168 01:25:02,177 --> 01:25:04,679 Wait! I see something. 1169 01:25:05,764 --> 01:25:08,391 Yes. Yes! There they are. 1170 01:25:08,475 --> 01:25:11,186 - Get back on their tail. - I can't, sir. 1171 01:25:11,269 --> 01:25:14,773 - What? Why not? - Because they're coming right at us. 1172 01:25:15,440 --> 01:25:16,941 Fire at will. 1173 01:25:23,031 --> 01:25:24,616 We're getting hammered, Jason! 1174 01:25:24,699 --> 01:25:26,159 Return fire? 1175 01:25:26,242 --> 01:25:29,162 No! Divert all energy to the armor! 1176 01:25:29,245 --> 01:25:30,747 How adorable! 1177 01:25:31,373 --> 01:25:34,376 The actors are going to play war with me. 1178 01:25:34,459 --> 01:25:37,462 Sarris' ship accelerating toward us at mark two. 1179 01:25:37,545 --> 01:25:39,255 Accelerate to mark four. 1180 01:25:43,593 --> 01:25:46,554 Let me remind you, sonny, 1181 01:25:47,305 --> 01:25:49,557 I am a general. 1182 01:25:50,392 --> 01:25:52,852 If you are counting on me to blink, 1183 01:25:52,936 --> 01:25:55,855 then you are making a deadly mistake. 1184 01:25:57,732 --> 01:26:00,026 Well, let me tell you something, Sarris. 1185 01:26:00,068 --> 01:26:03,530 It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one. 1186 01:26:03,947 --> 01:26:05,699 You're sweating! 1187 01:26:05,782 --> 01:26:07,701 Armor almost gone, Jason! 1188 01:26:07,784 --> 01:26:12,956 You fool! You fail to realize that with your armor gone, 1189 01:26:13,039 --> 01:26:17,085 my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper. 1190 01:26:18,211 --> 01:26:22,298 And what you fail to realize is my ship is dragging mines. 1191 01:26:25,051 --> 01:26:27,637 Oh, no! Turn, turn! 1192 01:26:47,824 --> 01:26:51,286 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1193 01:26:52,996 --> 01:26:54,831 This is fantastic! 1194 01:27:00,503 --> 01:27:01,796 Mathesar! 1195 01:27:03,089 --> 01:27:05,133 Oh, my God, you're alive. 1196 01:27:06,468 --> 01:27:07,510 Come here. 1197 01:27:07,594 --> 01:27:11,055 "The ship was a model as big as this." 1198 01:27:11,806 --> 01:27:14,350 A very clever deception indeed. 1199 01:27:24,694 --> 01:27:26,321 Set a course for home, Commander? 1200 01:27:26,404 --> 01:27:29,032 - Can you do that? - Yeah, it's just point and click. 1201 01:27:29,115 --> 01:27:31,075 But we're going to have to go through the black hole, though. 1202 01:27:31,159 --> 01:27:32,410 Any objections? 1203 01:27:33,703 --> 01:27:35,747 All right, set her up. 1204 01:27:40,335 --> 01:27:42,504 What's the matter, Mathesar? 1205 01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:46,508 We were hoping you could come with us. 1206 01:27:47,258 --> 01:27:50,345 My people have no commander. 1207 01:27:52,055 --> 01:27:56,142 Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, 1208 01:27:57,268 --> 01:27:58,353 sir. 1209 01:28:06,569 --> 01:28:09,572 All right, Tommy, take us into the black hole. 1210 01:28:25,296 --> 01:28:26,631 We're out! 1211 01:28:26,714 --> 01:28:27,966 We're going home! 1212 01:28:28,007 --> 01:28:30,009 Systems register functional. 1213 01:28:30,051 --> 01:28:32,053 All systems are working, Commander. 1214 01:28:32,136 --> 01:28:34,013 Jason, before the black hole, 1215 01:28:34,055 --> 01:28:36,474 there was an energy surge from Sarris' ship. 1216 01:28:36,558 --> 01:28:39,477 Let's not worry about that right now, Alexander. 1217 01:28:39,602 --> 01:28:42,438 Fred, what are you doing up here? Shouldn't you be downstairs until we... 1218 01:28:42,522 --> 01:28:46,067 Hey, you know, you could put an eye out with that thing. 1219 01:28:49,070 --> 01:28:50,196 Fred? 1220 01:29:06,129 --> 01:29:07,213 No! 1221 01:29:32,739 --> 01:29:34,032 Mathesar! 1222 01:29:35,033 --> 01:29:36,993 Activate the Omega 13! 1223 01:30:01,225 --> 01:30:02,602 We're out! 1224 01:30:02,685 --> 01:30:04,020 We're going home! 1225 01:30:05,229 --> 01:30:07,357 Systems register functional. 1226 01:30:07,482 --> 01:30:09,442 All systems are working, Commander. 1227 01:30:09,525 --> 01:30:11,361 Jason, before the black hole, 1228 01:30:11,486 --> 01:30:14,322 there was an energy surge from Sarris' ship. 1229 01:30:16,032 --> 01:30:20,119 Jason, what are you doing? What are you doing? 1230 01:30:21,329 --> 01:30:23,623 Let go of me. Let... It's not Fred! 1231 01:30:23,706 --> 01:30:25,583 That's Sarris. Listen to me! 1232 01:30:25,667 --> 01:30:28,002 I'm telling you, it's not Fred, that's Sarris! 1233 01:30:28,044 --> 01:30:29,921 He's gonna try to kill all of us! 1234 01:30:39,013 --> 01:30:41,349 Never give up. Never surrender. 1235 01:30:42,892 --> 01:30:46,270 Jason! Jason! I can't slow it down! 1236 01:30:46,354 --> 01:30:49,148 Our ship is too big to enter the atmosphere. 1237 01:30:49,232 --> 01:30:51,734 We need to separate, or we'll die. 1238 01:30:56,322 --> 01:30:59,909 We gotta do it. It's our only hope, Mathesar. Thank you. 1239 01:31:01,035 --> 01:31:03,204 Crew to the secondary deck. 1240 01:31:05,206 --> 01:31:06,499 Mathesar! 1241 01:31:10,795 --> 01:31:12,588 Goodbye, my friends. 1242 01:31:18,594 --> 01:31:21,764 Fred, get up to command deck. We're separating. 1243 01:31:47,248 --> 01:31:49,584 On, Teb, on! 1244 01:31:57,216 --> 01:31:59,552 This is the third day of the Galaxy Con, 1245 01:31:59,635 --> 01:32:03,973 and Jason Nesmith and his entire crew are no-shows here at the big event, 1246 01:32:04,015 --> 01:32:06,934 much to the disappointment of all these fans. 1247 01:32:07,018 --> 01:32:08,311 Bye. Be back soon! 1248 01:32:08,394 --> 01:32:11,731 Well... Wait. Brandon, where are you going with all those fireworks? 1249 01:32:11,814 --> 01:32:14,817 The Protector got super-accelerated coming out of the black hole 1250 01:32:14,901 --> 01:32:16,986 and it's, like, nailed the atmosphere at mark 15, 1251 01:32:17,028 --> 01:32:20,198 which, you guys know, is pretty unstable, obviously, 1252 01:32:20,281 --> 01:32:23,451 so we're gonna help Laredo guide it on the vox ultra-frequency carrier 1253 01:32:23,576 --> 01:32:26,788 and use Roman candles for visual confirmation. 1254 01:32:26,871 --> 01:32:29,040 All right, dinner's at 7:00. 1255 01:32:32,085 --> 01:32:33,920 Well, he's outside. 1256 01:34:02,967 --> 01:34:06,095 Lieutenant Laredo, Tommy Webber! 1257 01:34:08,764 --> 01:34:10,057 Hi, Tommy! 1258 01:34:12,143 --> 01:34:15,563 The beautiful Tawny Madison, Gwen DeMarco! 1259 01:34:17,190 --> 01:34:18,274 Yes! 1260 01:34:19,358 --> 01:34:20,443 Yes! 1261 01:34:21,527 --> 01:34:23,237 Wow, what effects! 1262 01:34:24,030 --> 01:34:26,032 Another shipmate! 1263 01:34:26,157 --> 01:34:28,201 Yes, the more, the merrier! 1264 01:34:29,952 --> 01:34:34,207 The ship's Tech Sergeant Chen, Fred Kwan, and a friend. 1265 01:34:35,166 --> 01:34:39,462 Dr. Lazarus, Alexander Dane! 1266 01:34:39,795 --> 01:34:43,257 Give him a big hand. He's British! Yes, sir! 1267 01:34:44,091 --> 01:34:48,596 Commander Peter Quincy Taggart, Jason Nesmith! 1268 01:34:58,439 --> 01:35:00,107 Great driving, Tommy. 1269 01:35:00,191 --> 01:35:01,984 Yes! Yes! 1270 01:35:09,909 --> 01:35:12,328 Quick, quick! Go, go! Move, move! 1271 01:35:19,418 --> 01:35:25,132 Once again, Commander Peter Quincy Taggart, Mr. Jason Nesmith! 1272 01:35:28,010 --> 01:35:33,099 Come on, give it up for the crew, the NSEA Protector! 1273 01:35:34,350 --> 01:35:36,769 True love! Yes! 1274 01:35:38,938 --> 01:35:40,022 Wow! 1275 01:35:41,691 --> 01:35:43,025 Come on! 1276 01:35:46,028 --> 01:35:48,614 They're here for you, folks. Come on! 1277 01:35:49,240 --> 01:35:50,658 What a show! 1278 01:35:52,368 --> 01:35:54,036 What a show! Yes! 1279 01:35:57,039 --> 01:36:00,084 Yes! Give it up! Wow! 1280 01:36:02,586 --> 01:36:05,047 Come on, give it up! Give it all up 1281 01:36:05,131 --> 01:36:09,468 for the crew of your favorite show, Galaxy Quest! Wow! 1282 01:36:12,972 --> 01:36:14,598 Come on, come on! 1283 01:36:24,900 --> 01:36:29,155 Don't forget to buy a Galaxy Quest T-shirt on your way out. Thank you. 1284 01:36:35,369 --> 01:36:38,039 And now, back again after 18 years, 1285 01:36:38,122 --> 01:36:40,041 the new adventures of Galaxy Quest. 1286 01:41:56,440 --> 01:41:58,776 Never give up. Never surrender.