1 00:00:40,356 --> 00:00:43,734 Whoo! 2 00:00:43,818 --> 00:00:46,028 Who cares about winning? Let's get drunk! 3 00:00:46,696 --> 00:00:48,197 Let's do it. 4 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:50,741 Let's get you drunk, Merkins. You, too, Borgs. 5 00:00:50,825 --> 00:00:52,660 I'm thirsty. Huh? 6 00:00:53,869 --> 00:00:56,163 I need four shots of vodka, four shots of water. 7 00:00:56,247 --> 00:00:58,141 I want you to send the vodka over to the Merkins. 8 00:00:58,165 --> 00:00:59,917 Send the water to us. You understand? 9 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,680 What former Supreme Court Justice— 10 00:01:01,711 --> 00:01:03,295 - Oliver Wendell Holmes! - Correct. 11 00:01:03,379 --> 00:01:04,755 Yes! 12 00:01:04,839 --> 00:01:07,466 Again, I'd like to ask the players to allow me to— 13 00:01:07,550 --> 00:01:09,176 To finish the question. 14 00:01:09,343 --> 00:01:10,720 Very funny. 15 00:01:10,886 --> 00:01:12,888 Okay, okay. This is getting embarrassing, 16 00:01:12,972 --> 00:01:14,849 so we need to focus 17 00:01:15,015 --> 00:01:16,475 because this isn't a game. 18 00:01:16,642 --> 00:01:18,144 It literally is. 19 00:01:18,310 --> 00:01:20,563 Bill, do not test me right now. 20 00:01:20,646 --> 00:01:22,326 Looks like we're down to two teams. 21 00:01:22,732 --> 00:01:24,900 So, for double points, 22 00:01:24,984 --> 00:01:27,278 what is the name of the purple Teletubby? 23 00:01:28,070 --> 00:01:30,614 - Tinky Winky! - You're both correct. 24 00:01:32,116 --> 00:01:33,743 He always carried a— 25 00:01:33,909 --> 00:01:35,661 - Red purse. - Yeah. 26 00:01:35,828 --> 00:01:38,456 - And he loved big hugs. - Big hugs. 27 00:01:38,622 --> 00:01:40,541 I know. I'm Max. 28 00:01:40,708 --> 00:01:42,042 Annie. 29 00:02:00,102 --> 00:02:02,122 Ha-ha! You're never gonna be able to hold on to Asia! You hear me? 30 00:02:02,146 --> 00:02:04,315 Hey, if you take Kamchatka, and I take Mongolia, 31 00:02:04,482 --> 00:02:05,842 we could trap Linda in the middle. 32 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:07,043 - Starve out her armies. - Hey! 33 00:02:07,067 --> 00:02:08,235 You can't form alliances. 34 00:02:08,402 --> 00:02:10,070 Worked for Hitler, right? Hmm? 35 00:02:10,237 --> 00:02:11,947 You're high-fiving Hitler? 36 00:02:14,241 --> 00:02:16,118 All right, you got this. Last one. 37 00:02:16,786 --> 00:02:19,413 Oh, that's Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn. 38 00:02:19,622 --> 00:02:20,790 Yes! 39 00:02:20,956 --> 00:02:21,957 I'm up. I feel good. 40 00:02:22,124 --> 00:02:23,167 Two words. 41 00:02:23,334 --> 00:02:24,877 Bill. Overweight. 42 00:02:25,044 --> 00:02:26,170 - No. - Single. Out of work. 43 00:02:26,253 --> 00:02:27,254 What the fuck? 44 00:02:27,338 --> 00:02:28,672 Hairy. 45 00:02:28,839 --> 00:02:30,299 Uh, carry, marry. 46 00:02:30,466 --> 00:02:31,550 Marry! 47 00:02:31,717 --> 00:02:33,344 You. Me. 48 00:02:33,427 --> 00:02:34,428 Marry me? 49 00:02:34,512 --> 00:02:36,152 Dude, we got it! We got it! 50 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:38,682 Annie, will you? 51 00:02:38,766 --> 00:02:40,267 Will you marry me? 52 00:02:40,351 --> 00:02:41,831 - Is that a yes? That's a yes! - Yeah! 53 00:02:41,936 --> 00:02:44,104 I'm really happy for you guys. 54 00:02:57,993 --> 00:02:59,713 - Ooh, lot of pressure here. - Yeah. 55 00:02:59,787 --> 00:03:01,107 You miss, you lose it all. 56 00:03:01,163 --> 00:03:02,206 Stay out of my head. 57 00:03:02,289 --> 00:03:04,226 And you know you have a distinct advantage with the smaller hands, right? 58 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:05,751 Your goal posts are not as big. 59 00:03:05,918 --> 00:03:07,687 Well, I guess you should've married Uma Thurman. 60 00:03:07,711 --> 00:03:08,939 Yeah, that would've been great. 61 00:03:08,963 --> 00:03:11,163 There's a snap. Here's the hold. 62 00:03:11,799 --> 00:03:13,259 - Ooh! - And a text. 63 00:03:13,342 --> 00:03:14,552 That was interference. 64 00:03:14,635 --> 00:03:16,279 Sorry, honey. I know how much that meant to you. 65 00:03:16,303 --> 00:03:17,847 Come on. 66 00:03:17,930 --> 00:03:19,265 Dr. Chin is ready for you. 67 00:03:19,348 --> 00:03:20,432 Uh, great. 68 00:03:20,516 --> 00:03:23,185 I think we've determined why you've been having trouble conceiving. 69 00:03:23,352 --> 00:03:25,938 - Okay. Let's have it. - Okay, great. 70 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:28,315 Oh, what's that look? Is it me? Of course, it's me. 71 00:03:28,399 --> 00:03:30,442 I'm not loving your semen. 72 00:03:30,526 --> 00:03:31,610 Oh? 73 00:03:31,694 --> 00:03:34,697 Your count is excellent, but your motility is well below normal. 74 00:03:34,864 --> 00:03:36,740 - That's too bad. - What would cause that? 75 00:03:36,907 --> 00:03:39,743 It can be genetic, environmental factors. 76 00:03:39,910 --> 00:03:42,204 Nine times out of 10, though, it's psychological. 77 00:03:42,371 --> 00:03:44,915 Have you been feeling anxious or stressed? 78 00:03:45,082 --> 00:03:47,209 No, I don't think so. Not really. 79 00:03:47,376 --> 00:03:48,878 Uh... He's always a little stressed. 80 00:03:49,795 --> 00:03:51,022 You don't have to write... I'm not... 81 00:03:51,046 --> 00:03:52,206 Honey, she's writing it down. 82 00:03:52,339 --> 00:03:55,593 Well, Max is very competitive. As am I. 83 00:03:55,718 --> 00:03:56,719 We sure are. 84 00:03:56,802 --> 00:03:58,405 One of the reasons I fell in love with him. 85 00:03:58,429 --> 00:04:02,266 Maybe, uh, that makes him a little more prone to stress than normal people. 86 00:04:02,433 --> 00:04:04,351 "Normal people"? 87 00:04:04,435 --> 00:04:05,745 How long has this been going on, Max? 88 00:04:05,769 --> 00:04:06,979 It's not going on. 89 00:04:07,479 --> 00:04:09,940 Oh, well, you did say, even when you were a kid, 90 00:04:10,024 --> 00:04:12,109 you would freak out if you lost at anything. 91 00:04:12,526 --> 00:04:14,796 - Oh, I was a kid. - Especially if you lost to your brother. 92 00:04:14,820 --> 00:04:15,946 Hmm. 93 00:04:16,572 --> 00:04:18,365 Hey, is that what this is? 94 00:04:18,449 --> 00:04:19,450 No. 95 00:04:19,533 --> 00:04:23,245 You have been so uptight since you found out that Brooks is coming to town. 96 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:24,931 - I don't think that's true. - Could that be a factor in all this? 97 00:04:24,955 --> 00:04:25,956 Let's be fair. 98 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,334 Sibling rivalry can be very powerful. 99 00:04:28,417 --> 00:04:30,502 Cain and Abel, the Baldwins. 100 00:04:30,669 --> 00:04:32,254 - The what? - The brothers. 101 00:04:32,421 --> 00:04:34,965 I'm not sure why we're discussing this. She's not a therapist. 102 00:04:35,132 --> 00:04:37,134 You're not a therapist, right? With all respect. 103 00:04:37,301 --> 00:04:38,802 - No, but I am a doctor. - Sure. 104 00:04:38,886 --> 00:04:40,846 And I believe in treating the whole patient. 105 00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:44,016 So, what is it about your brother that makes you feel emasculated? 106 00:04:44,183 --> 00:04:45,601 Are we gonna do this? 107 00:04:45,768 --> 00:04:47,579 We're right next to the room where I masturbated. 108 00:04:47,603 --> 00:04:51,023 I think he has it in his head that Brooks is cooler 109 00:04:51,106 --> 00:04:54,193 and more successful and hotter than he is. 110 00:04:54,276 --> 00:04:55,527 I never said hotter. 111 00:04:55,694 --> 00:04:57,196 He's charming. 112 00:04:57,363 --> 00:04:59,657 That's interesting. And is he single? 113 00:04:59,823 --> 00:05:00,824 What's that? 114 00:05:00,908 --> 00:05:04,161 I don't know if I mentioned it, but Keith and I are on a trial separation. 115 00:05:04,244 --> 00:05:05,579 - Oh. - Keith? 116 00:05:06,121 --> 00:05:07,164 Uh, Keith. 117 00:05:07,247 --> 00:05:09,517 So, do you think your brother would wanna grab a cup of coffee with me? 118 00:05:09,541 --> 00:05:10,626 Gosh, I don't know. 119 00:05:10,793 --> 00:05:12,169 Well, it doesn't hurt to ask. 120 00:05:12,336 --> 00:05:13,796 Hurts a little. 121 00:05:13,963 --> 00:05:16,382 Now, is he a tall fellow? 'Cause I'm only 5'2". 122 00:05:16,548 --> 00:05:17,883 We're all done with my semen? 123 00:05:18,050 --> 00:05:19,510 He is taller than Max. 124 00:05:19,677 --> 00:05:21,887 - Good. - But he did date this ballerina once, 125 00:05:21,971 --> 00:05:23,764 and she was just a teeny-tiny little thing. 126 00:05:42,992 --> 00:05:44,243 Ooh. 127 00:05:44,326 --> 00:05:46,704 Honey, Gary. Don't mention game night, okay? 128 00:05:46,787 --> 00:05:47,830 Mmm-hmm. 129 00:05:47,913 --> 00:05:49,707 - Good evening, Max. - Hey, Gary. 130 00:05:49,873 --> 00:05:51,041 - Annie. - Hello there. 131 00:05:51,208 --> 00:05:52,835 Hi, Gary! 132 00:05:53,293 --> 00:05:54,837 Just checking the mail. 133 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:55,921 Oh, yeah? 134 00:05:56,005 --> 00:05:57,605 Some people check it earlier in the day, 135 00:05:57,631 --> 00:06:01,468 but there's always a risk that the mail carrier hasn't come yet. 136 00:06:02,469 --> 00:06:06,807 This spares me the chance of a futile trip to the mailbox. 137 00:06:08,475 --> 00:06:09,601 Uh-huh. 138 00:06:09,685 --> 00:06:14,023 Plus, it allows Bastian here the opportunity to urinate. 139 00:06:15,107 --> 00:06:16,817 You have a good one. 140 00:06:16,984 --> 00:06:18,193 Any plans for this evening? 141 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,611 No. 142 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:21,655 Perhaps a game night? 143 00:06:21,822 --> 00:06:23,240 We're just gonna stay in, 144 00:06:23,323 --> 00:06:24,616 - just the two of us. - Mmm-hmm. 145 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:26,285 - Boring. - Mmm. 146 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:27,786 I see. 147 00:06:28,996 --> 00:06:33,834 I do hope you keep me in mind for any future game nights. 148 00:06:34,001 --> 00:06:35,002 You bet. 149 00:06:35,085 --> 00:06:38,839 I've always enjoyed the camaraderie of good friends 150 00:06:39,006 --> 00:06:41,925 competing in games of chance and skill. 151 00:06:42,509 --> 00:06:45,262 Yeah. Yeah, well, we'll do that, 152 00:06:45,429 --> 00:06:49,058 but tonight, it's just the two of us. 153 00:06:49,641 --> 00:06:52,728 Three bags of Tostitos Scoops, I notice. 154 00:06:58,609 --> 00:07:00,944 There was a special on these tonight. 155 00:07:01,403 --> 00:07:02,571 Three for one. 156 00:07:02,738 --> 00:07:04,156 Three for one? 157 00:07:04,782 --> 00:07:05,824 Yup. 158 00:07:05,908 --> 00:07:08,118 How can that be profitable for Frito Lay? 159 00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:11,205 These corporations, 160 00:07:12,581 --> 00:07:14,421 I don't know what they're doing. 161 00:07:14,833 --> 00:07:17,377 Well, you two enjoy each other. 162 00:07:18,170 --> 00:07:22,674 It's often we don't appreciate what we have until it's gone. 163 00:07:27,054 --> 00:07:28,680 - I think that's it. - Okay. 164 00:07:28,847 --> 00:07:29,973 Bye-bye! 165 00:07:36,271 --> 00:07:38,482 If Gary sees the others coming, we're screwed. 166 00:07:38,649 --> 00:07:39,918 No, no, honey, it's not gonna be a problem. 167 00:07:39,942 --> 00:07:42,069 I was very, very clear with everyone to park far away 168 00:07:42,236 --> 00:07:44,113 and just to sneak in quietly, you know. 169 00:07:44,279 --> 00:07:46,782 But now, I mean, you don't think we're being dicks, do you? 170 00:07:46,949 --> 00:07:48,384 I mean, should we just still invite the guy? 171 00:07:48,408 --> 00:07:49,636 He really seemed like he wanted to play. 172 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:51,495 No, no. Debbie was our friend, 173 00:07:51,662 --> 00:07:53,848 and Gary was just the creepy husband that we had to put up with. 174 00:07:53,872 --> 00:07:54,873 That's true. 175 00:07:54,957 --> 00:07:56,476 He's only gotten worse since the divorce. 176 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:59,253 Yeah, we don't owe him anything, right? Fuck him! 177 00:08:25,863 --> 00:08:26,989 Hi! 178 00:08:27,156 --> 00:08:28,532 Hi. 179 00:08:31,952 --> 00:08:33,537 Can we help you? 180 00:08:33,704 --> 00:08:34,913 I'm okay. 181 00:08:35,247 --> 00:08:36,248 Hey! 182 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:38,351 Of course. Ryan, why are you coming in through the window? 183 00:08:38,375 --> 00:08:41,670 You said sneak in so RoboCop wouldn't see us. 184 00:08:41,837 --> 00:08:43,197 I meant sneak in through the door. 185 00:08:43,297 --> 00:08:44,506 Well, you were super vague. 186 00:08:44,673 --> 00:08:45,913 - I wasn't vague at all. - Wine? 187 00:08:46,008 --> 00:08:47,610 I know I didn't say, "Break the succulents." 188 00:08:47,634 --> 00:08:49,845 - Hey. - I'm not dressed for this nonsense. 189 00:08:49,928 --> 00:08:50,929 This is ridiculous. 190 00:08:51,013 --> 00:08:52,073 It's like Night of the Living Dead in here. 191 00:08:52,097 --> 00:08:53,697 Yeah, you are asking a lot from us, Max. 192 00:08:53,765 --> 00:08:55,201 I didn't say to come through the window. 193 00:08:55,225 --> 00:08:56,745 This is Max. We used to work together. 194 00:08:56,852 --> 00:08:57,996 - His wife, Annie. Michelle. - Hey! 195 00:08:58,020 --> 00:08:59,021 And that guy, Kevin. 196 00:08:59,104 --> 00:09:00,206 - What's up, buddy? - The door was right there. 197 00:09:00,230 --> 00:09:01,273 Guys, this is Madison. 198 00:09:01,356 --> 00:09:02,691 Yeah, you brought her last week. 199 00:09:02,858 --> 00:09:04,735 You work at Forever 21, right? 200 00:09:04,902 --> 00:09:06,945 - No, no. - I work at Sephora. 201 00:09:07,029 --> 00:09:09,364 - I'm confused. - Different girl. 202 00:09:09,531 --> 00:09:10,866 Same look, same voice. 203 00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:12,117 Nice to meet you. 204 00:09:12,284 --> 00:09:13,804 You, too. 205 00:09:16,079 --> 00:09:17,539 - That's yours. - It's... 206 00:09:17,706 --> 00:09:19,708 No. I think you're supposed to kiss it, right? 207 00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:20,918 Welcome. 208 00:09:21,001 --> 00:09:22,461 Do you guys have a bathroom? 209 00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:23,980 There's one just down the hall. You need it? 210 00:09:24,004 --> 00:09:27,174 Okay, is it on the right or the left? I don't wanna go in the wrong room. 211 00:09:27,341 --> 00:09:28,508 The one with the toilet. 212 00:09:28,675 --> 00:09:29,760 - Can't miss it. - Okay. 213 00:09:32,554 --> 00:09:33,972 - Oh, boy. - Dude! 214 00:09:34,139 --> 00:09:36,183 - Wow. Where'd you find her? TED Talk? - Right? 215 00:09:36,350 --> 00:09:37,601 No, at Chipotle. 216 00:09:37,768 --> 00:09:38,828 Let me ask you something, Ryan. 217 00:09:38,852 --> 00:09:40,538 Aren't you sick of losing game night every week 218 00:09:40,562 --> 00:09:41,748 because of the dates you bring? 219 00:09:41,772 --> 00:09:43,690 They're not always that bad. 220 00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:47,903 Heather, seriously. 221 00:09:47,986 --> 00:09:50,146 How many photos of you with the dog filter do you need? 222 00:09:51,865 --> 00:09:54,034 Uh... "Dennis" isn't a word. 223 00:09:54,201 --> 00:09:56,787 Uh, yeah, it is. It's my daddy's name, so... 224 00:09:56,954 --> 00:09:59,706 These are the elite, the very best, the— 225 00:09:59,790 --> 00:10:00,874 Oh, oh! White people! 226 00:10:00,958 --> 00:10:02,542 - What? - Oh, Jesus. 227 00:10:02,626 --> 00:10:03,835 Okay, unlike you psychos, 228 00:10:04,002 --> 00:10:05,796 I don't give a shit about winning game night. 229 00:10:05,963 --> 00:10:07,464 I don't need that validation. 230 00:10:07,631 --> 00:10:09,912 But you do need the validation of dating Instagram models? 231 00:10:10,008 --> 00:10:11,051 Absolutely. 232 00:10:11,218 --> 00:10:13,553 I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm not like you, Michelle. 233 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:16,181 We didn't all meet our soul mate when we were 10 years old. 234 00:10:16,265 --> 00:10:17,266 14. 235 00:10:17,349 --> 00:10:18,350 - Oh, sorry. - 14. 236 00:10:18,433 --> 00:10:20,143 And we didn't get married until we were 19. 237 00:10:20,227 --> 00:10:21,979 - See, that's gross. - You know what, Ryan? 238 00:10:22,062 --> 00:10:24,273 I hope one day you get to meet a lovely, young lady. 239 00:10:24,439 --> 00:10:26,876 So you can love her as much as I love my sweet baby right here. 240 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:28,694 Yes, find her. Look how cute this... 241 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:30,171 - Hey, look at this. - So much love. 242 00:10:30,195 --> 00:10:31,256 Let's look at him when we do it. 243 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,757 - Hey, everybody, grab your drinks. - Find the love! 244 00:10:32,781 --> 00:10:34,032 Let's go play, come on. 245 00:10:34,199 --> 00:10:37,452 Dude, do you know what rich people are doing on their game nights these days? 246 00:10:37,619 --> 00:10:38,954 What's that? 247 00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:40,401 - Fight clubs. - What? 248 00:10:40,497 --> 00:10:41,665 I just read about them. 249 00:10:41,832 --> 00:10:43,917 They pay poor people to fight each other, 250 00:10:44,001 --> 00:10:45,186 and then they bet on the winner. 251 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:46,930 - No, that's not a real thing. - Yes, it is! 252 00:10:47,045 --> 00:10:48,815 If you can have anything you want in this world, 253 00:10:48,839 --> 00:10:50,924 you have to raise the stakes, or life gets boring. 254 00:10:51,091 --> 00:10:53,291 The Kennedys used to have fight clubs at their compound. 255 00:10:53,385 --> 00:10:56,322 Honey, listen, you gotta stop reading BuzzFeed every second of the damn day. 256 00:10:56,346 --> 00:10:58,032 How about some charades? Huh, should we start with charades? 257 00:10:58,056 --> 00:10:59,117 - Let's go! - Yeah! 258 00:10:59,141 --> 00:11:00,309 It's been a while, huh? 259 00:11:00,475 --> 00:11:01,852 Do you wanna wait for Brooks? 260 00:11:02,019 --> 00:11:03,246 I don't think we need to. No, he's late. 261 00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:05,522 - Wait, hold up. Brooks is in town? - Yeah. 262 00:11:05,689 --> 00:11:06,916 I thought he was working in Europe. 263 00:11:06,940 --> 00:11:09,318 He was, yeah. He's apparently back for some business. 264 00:11:09,484 --> 00:11:10,485 Haven't seen him yet. 265 00:11:10,652 --> 00:11:12,821 - But we can get started. - Yeah! 266 00:11:12,988 --> 00:11:15,091 - Who wants to start? - Who are you guys talking about? 267 00:11:15,115 --> 00:11:17,743 Max's brother. He's this super successful venture capitalist. 268 00:11:17,909 --> 00:11:20,454 Yeah, he was the first to invest in Panera Bread, you know? 269 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:22,331 The Fuji Apple Salad was his idea. 270 00:11:22,497 --> 00:11:23,915 - A lot of investors. - Yeah. 271 00:11:24,082 --> 00:11:25,802 He's like the Mark Wahlberg to Max's Donnie. 272 00:11:25,876 --> 00:11:26,918 Well... 273 00:11:27,002 --> 00:11:28,086 Which is a huge compliment 274 00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:30,714 because Donnie was fucking great in The Sixth Sense, wasn't he? 275 00:11:30,797 --> 00:11:31,882 He was. 276 00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:33,383 Was he in The Sixth Sense? 277 00:11:33,550 --> 00:11:35,790 He sure is, yeah. You know who is not in The Sixth Sense? 278 00:11:35,844 --> 00:11:36,970 Mark Wahlberg. 279 00:11:37,137 --> 00:11:39,598 Mark would never take a role that small. 280 00:11:41,266 --> 00:11:43,393 Is that right, Madison? 281 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:44,954 Man, I haven't seen him since the wedding. 282 00:11:44,978 --> 00:11:46,980 - Remember that speech he gave? - Yes. 283 00:11:47,147 --> 00:11:48,708 And then he paid for that whole firework display! 284 00:11:48,732 --> 00:11:50,001 - Oh, my gosh! The fireworks! - Little over the top. 285 00:11:50,025 --> 00:11:51,665 Let's get started. I'm gonna start us off. 286 00:11:51,693 --> 00:11:53,212 - Yes, let's start! - Here we go. Let's do it. 287 00:11:53,236 --> 00:11:55,006 We gotta pick teams first. 288 00:11:55,030 --> 00:11:56,132 - Movie? - It's a movie. Okay. 289 00:11:56,156 --> 00:11:57,925 - Dude, we have no teams. - You just give up? 290 00:11:57,949 --> 00:11:59,451 Better not be Brooks. 291 00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:15,884 You didn't tell him to park up the street? 292 00:12:16,051 --> 00:12:17,469 I did, yeah, like, three times. 293 00:12:18,303 --> 00:12:19,554 Hey! 294 00:12:20,555 --> 00:12:22,766 He got a Stingray, huh? 295 00:12:26,144 --> 00:12:27,562 Turn off your car! 296 00:12:27,896 --> 00:12:29,106 What's that? 297 00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:33,318 Hello, again. 298 00:12:33,693 --> 00:12:34,820 Mmm... 299 00:12:34,903 --> 00:12:36,655 Still wearing the uniform. 300 00:12:38,073 --> 00:12:39,408 Hey, bud, I'm sorry I'm late. 301 00:12:39,574 --> 00:12:41,576 I hope you didn't start game night without me. 302 00:12:43,537 --> 00:12:44,704 Did you not get my text? 303 00:12:44,871 --> 00:12:46,289 What text? 304 00:12:46,748 --> 00:12:48,041 Oh, hello, Officer. 305 00:12:49,918 --> 00:12:51,586 Why's that guy staring at us? 306 00:12:51,753 --> 00:12:53,473 Gary, I want you to meet my brother, Brooks. 307 00:12:53,588 --> 00:12:57,050 We're having a little family three-man game night tonight. 308 00:12:57,217 --> 00:12:58,537 Wait, what do you mean three-man? 309 00:12:58,635 --> 00:13:00,279 You said that Michelle and Ryan and Kevin were— 310 00:13:00,303 --> 00:13:01,763 No, no, no. Just gonna be us three. 311 00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:03,130 I can see them in the doorway. 312 00:13:03,223 --> 00:13:05,100 There's a whole mess of people. Hey, guys! 313 00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:06,685 - There they are. - Hey! 314 00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:08,145 These guys are leaving. 315 00:13:08,228 --> 00:13:09,229 Take off, guys. 316 00:13:09,312 --> 00:13:11,523 We had a little bit of a mix-up with the, um... 317 00:13:12,566 --> 00:13:13,859 - God damn it! - What? 318 00:13:14,025 --> 00:13:15,878 We didn't want him to know that we're having a game night. 319 00:13:15,902 --> 00:13:19,281 He used to come, and we don't like him anymore, so... 320 00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:20,615 Oh. 321 00:13:21,032 --> 00:13:22,325 You know, I think he knows now. 322 00:13:22,492 --> 00:13:23,660 He sure does. 323 00:13:23,827 --> 00:13:27,247 Maxi Pad, come on, bring it in. 324 00:13:27,747 --> 00:13:30,500 I haven't seen you in a year! 325 00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:33,628 Hey, you smell good. 326 00:13:33,795 --> 00:13:36,965 What is that? Is that Selsun Blue? Head and Shoulders? 327 00:13:37,132 --> 00:13:38,772 Why do you assume it's a dandruff shampoo? 328 00:13:38,925 --> 00:13:41,320 Well, I mean, you've always been a little bit of a snowstorm. 329 00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:42,780 - Hey, would you hold that for a second? - Yup. 330 00:13:42,804 --> 00:13:43,889 Hey, guys! 331 00:13:44,055 --> 00:13:46,600 Well, you look good, stranger. 332 00:13:46,766 --> 00:13:47,767 It's been forever. 333 00:13:47,934 --> 00:13:49,603 I know, and that's my fault. I'm so sorry. 334 00:13:49,936 --> 00:13:51,188 Sweet ride, Brooks. 335 00:13:51,354 --> 00:13:53,291 Oh, you like that? I just got her a couple weeks ago. 336 00:13:53,315 --> 00:13:54,441 What is that? A Corvette? 337 00:13:54,608 --> 00:13:57,527 It's a 1976 rally red Stingray coupe. 338 00:13:57,694 --> 00:13:58,904 It was my dream car as a kid. 339 00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:00,989 And that's what gave me the idea to get it. 340 00:14:01,072 --> 00:14:02,949 You know what? I love your house. 341 00:14:03,992 --> 00:14:05,118 Are you being sarcastic? 342 00:14:05,285 --> 00:14:06,445 No, I mean I love your house. 343 00:14:06,536 --> 00:14:08,163 It reminds me of Mom and Dad's. 344 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:09,789 Makes me think of simpler times. 345 00:14:09,956 --> 00:14:11,291 "Simpler"? 346 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,376 Uh, so, how long are you in town for? 347 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:14,544 You know, I'm not sure. 348 00:14:14,711 --> 00:14:16,087 It depends on how many clients 349 00:14:16,171 --> 00:14:18,291 the firm's gonna be having me schmooze while I'm here. 350 00:14:19,382 --> 00:14:20,425 But hopefully for a while. 351 00:14:20,509 --> 00:14:22,802 I don't get to see you guys, and I... 352 00:14:24,596 --> 00:14:27,140 God, I really miss you, man. I really do. 353 00:14:27,224 --> 00:14:28,808 Oh. 354 00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:30,894 Miss you, too, Brooks. 355 00:14:31,269 --> 00:14:32,354 And go! 356 00:14:33,146 --> 00:14:34,814 Shock-rocker. Dated Rose McGowan. 357 00:14:34,898 --> 00:14:36,358 Oh! Ah, Marilyn Manson. 358 00:14:36,525 --> 00:14:37,609 Yep. You got it. 359 00:14:37,692 --> 00:14:39,611 - Quick story. - There's no pausing. 360 00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:42,465 You remember the urban myth where Marilyn Manson had the ribs taken out 361 00:14:42,489 --> 00:14:43,729 so he could go down on himself? 362 00:14:43,907 --> 00:14:44,950 Yeah. 363 00:14:45,033 --> 00:14:46,427 You don't mind me telling the story, do you, Max? 364 00:14:46,451 --> 00:14:47,531 You're in the middle of a— 365 00:14:47,619 --> 00:14:49,829 You were 14 years old. It's an adorable story. 366 00:14:49,996 --> 00:14:50,997 I forbid it. 367 00:14:51,164 --> 00:14:53,333 I'm a little curious. 368 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,293 Did you blow yourself? 369 00:14:55,585 --> 00:14:57,146 You know the bungee cords on roof racks? 370 00:14:57,170 --> 00:14:58,171 Yeah. 371 00:14:58,255 --> 00:15:01,299 Max took one of those bungee cords, and he put it around his neck. 372 00:15:01,466 --> 00:15:02,467 Here he goes. 373 00:15:02,551 --> 00:15:03,903 And then he wrapped it behind his legs 374 00:15:03,927 --> 00:15:06,221 so he could squish his face down into his crotch, 375 00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:07,889 but the problem was 376 00:15:08,056 --> 00:15:10,642 that it got stuck! He couldn't unhook it. 377 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,603 And about an hour later 378 00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:16,064 Mom comes home, and she finds him there. 379 00:15:16,231 --> 00:15:17,274 Shit! 380 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,400 Her little pretzel boy on his bedroom floor naked. 381 00:15:19,943 --> 00:15:21,663 Little pretzel boy? 382 00:15:21,695 --> 00:15:23,572 Great story. Are we back on now? 383 00:15:23,738 --> 00:15:25,031 So? 384 00:15:25,323 --> 00:15:26,324 "So" what? 385 00:15:26,491 --> 00:15:27,617 Did you suck it? 386 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:29,387 Let's go. Come on. Brooks. 387 00:15:29,411 --> 00:15:30,811 Back to it. Come on. Play the game. 388 00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:33,373 Poor man's Johnny Depp, starred in Jericho. 389 00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:34,916 Skeet Ulrich. 390 00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,836 UN Secretary General '92 to '96. 391 00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:39,045 Oh, Boutros Boutros-Ghali. 392 00:15:39,504 --> 00:15:42,299 This guy. He hated kids in Jurassic Park. 393 00:15:42,465 --> 00:15:43,466 Uh, Sam Neill. 394 00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:45,385 Dubstep DJ, looks like Corey Feldman. 395 00:15:45,468 --> 00:15:46,469 - Skrillex. - Yep. 396 00:15:46,553 --> 00:15:48,638 - Rappers love this Cubist painter. - Picasso! 397 00:15:48,805 --> 00:15:51,125 - Big cat shot by asshole dentist. - Cecil the lion! 398 00:15:51,266 --> 00:15:52,601 Time! 399 00:15:52,684 --> 00:15:53,768 - How many? - Seven! 400 00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:54,894 Seven! 401 00:15:57,439 --> 00:15:58,648 You're up, pretzel boy. 402 00:15:58,815 --> 00:15:59,816 Whoo! Go, Max! 403 00:16:00,066 --> 00:16:01,985 - Come on, Max. - All right. Here we go. 404 00:16:02,152 --> 00:16:03,945 And kick it. Go! 405 00:16:05,697 --> 00:16:06,698 Oh, this is easy! 406 00:16:06,781 --> 00:16:10,327 Annie, the famous actor that we met at the airport about eight years ago. 407 00:16:11,745 --> 00:16:12,746 Who? 408 00:16:12,912 --> 00:16:14,992 Only actor we've ever met at an airport who's famous. 409 00:16:15,415 --> 00:16:16,541 Bobby Flay? 410 00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:19,669 Not an actor. This fellow was in front of us at the Sbarro. 411 00:16:19,836 --> 00:16:22,117 We were wondering why he wasn't in the first-class lounge. 412 00:16:22,255 --> 00:16:23,840 Oh, yes, yes. 413 00:16:24,341 --> 00:16:25,342 Who was that? 414 00:16:25,508 --> 00:16:26,551 God damn it! 415 00:16:26,635 --> 00:16:28,154 Max, there's a whole room of people to help you out here. 416 00:16:28,178 --> 00:16:29,262 - Use us. - Good point. 417 00:16:29,763 --> 00:16:31,389 He was the Incredible Hulk. 418 00:16:31,556 --> 00:16:32,599 Eric Bana. 419 00:16:32,766 --> 00:16:34,684 - Other one. - Um, Mark Ruffalo. 420 00:16:34,851 --> 00:16:36,211 - Other one. - Lou Ferrigno. 421 00:16:36,353 --> 00:16:38,355 Holy shit! Primal Fear. 422 00:16:38,521 --> 00:16:40,321 Richard Gere never played the Incredible Hulk. 423 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,359 - Time. - Motherfucking Ed Norton! 424 00:16:42,442 --> 00:16:43,610 Oh! 425 00:16:43,693 --> 00:16:44,736 Primal Fear! 426 00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:46,071 Oh, my God! 427 00:16:46,237 --> 00:16:47,238 He was the Hulk. 428 00:16:47,322 --> 00:16:48,907 - The Hulk. - I forgot that. 429 00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:50,784 Max. Zero points. 430 00:16:50,950 --> 00:16:53,787 I'd say he blew it, but he won't tell us, will he? 431 00:16:56,414 --> 00:16:58,166 Shit! Did you? 432 00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,377 I can't believe I didn't get Bob Barker. 433 00:17:00,543 --> 00:17:03,630 Hey, guys! What do you say we do this at my house next week? 434 00:17:04,005 --> 00:17:05,232 - House? What house? - Ooh. Really? 435 00:17:05,256 --> 00:17:07,776 Since I don't know how long I'm gonna be here, I rented a place. 436 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,344 It's only a couple miles away. 437 00:17:09,511 --> 00:17:10,845 You know, it's up on Broadmoor. 438 00:17:11,012 --> 00:17:12,472 Oh! Swanky neighborhood. 439 00:17:12,639 --> 00:17:15,183 It's a very cool house, but it's just me there alone. 440 00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:17,268 It'd be great to have you guys come over. 441 00:17:17,435 --> 00:17:21,064 Oh, well, it's kind of a tradition to have game nights here. 442 00:17:21,231 --> 00:17:22,440 But you know what? 443 00:17:22,607 --> 00:17:24,526 Let's let him show off his big house, huh? 444 00:17:24,693 --> 00:17:25,985 That's the spirit! 445 00:17:26,152 --> 00:17:27,404 Trust me. 446 00:17:28,822 --> 00:17:32,367 This will be a game night to remember. 447 00:17:33,076 --> 00:17:34,244 - Oh, boy. - Mmm. 448 00:17:34,327 --> 00:17:35,370 Promise? 449 00:17:35,453 --> 00:17:37,515 Good night, everybody. I love you much. Drive safely. 450 00:17:37,539 --> 00:17:38,665 - Kisses! - All right. 451 00:17:38,832 --> 00:17:40,375 - Take it easy. - Bye. 452 00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:43,169 That little motherfucker. 453 00:17:43,545 --> 00:17:44,671 Whoa! 454 00:17:44,754 --> 00:17:46,923 Well, I mean, come on. 455 00:17:47,090 --> 00:17:49,092 We don't see him in over a year. 456 00:17:49,259 --> 00:17:51,803 He shows up in your dream car, 457 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:54,848 insults our house, and then tells an embarrassing story about you 458 00:17:55,014 --> 00:17:57,174 right before your turn just to throw you off your game. 459 00:17:57,308 --> 00:18:00,028 Welcome to my whole life. Why are you suddenly so worked up about it? 460 00:18:00,186 --> 00:18:01,906 Well, cause now he's messing with your balls 461 00:18:02,063 --> 00:18:04,023 and literally killing millions of our babies. 462 00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:05,817 Well, that's a little dramatic, 463 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:07,944 but, yeah, you know, I mean, that's Brooks. 464 00:18:08,111 --> 00:18:10,271 I thought that this was just regular old brother stuff, 465 00:18:10,321 --> 00:18:11,632 - but I totally see it now. - Mmm-mmm. 466 00:18:11,656 --> 00:18:13,575 He undermines you every chance he gets. 467 00:18:13,658 --> 00:18:14,784 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 468 00:18:14,868 --> 00:18:16,745 - It's crazy! - Thank you, Annie. 469 00:18:16,911 --> 00:18:19,038 You know, I've never won a single game against him. 470 00:18:19,205 --> 00:18:20,206 I just... 471 00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:22,917 I think we gotta fix this Brooks thing. 472 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:25,378 - Fix it? - Yeah. 473 00:18:25,545 --> 00:18:26,546 What are you suggesting? 474 00:18:26,713 --> 00:18:28,798 I'm suggesting we beat his ass. 475 00:18:28,965 --> 00:18:30,800 Jesus Christ. 476 00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,928 Good evening. 477 00:18:34,095 --> 00:18:36,014 We're gonna skip the cleanup? 478 00:18:41,436 --> 00:18:43,146 Sure you don't wanna take a Lyft? 479 00:18:43,313 --> 00:18:45,023 No, no. I am not getting drunk tonight. 480 00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:46,500 - I'm gonna stay alert and ready. - Evening! 481 00:18:46,524 --> 00:18:47,692 Jesus, Gary! 482 00:18:48,735 --> 00:18:49,903 Where are you headed? 483 00:18:50,069 --> 00:18:52,697 We are going to, uh, to my brother's. 484 00:18:53,072 --> 00:18:55,200 Another game night? 485 00:18:55,366 --> 00:18:57,702 No. No, absolutely not. 486 00:18:57,869 --> 00:18:59,454 We're going to, um, 487 00:19:00,371 --> 00:19:01,414 have some dinner. 488 00:19:01,581 --> 00:19:02,624 Eat. 489 00:19:02,749 --> 00:19:04,167 I see. 490 00:19:04,501 --> 00:19:08,213 Pity. I was going to invite you over for a dinner I'm hosting. 491 00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:11,883 I've purchased four lamb shanks 492 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:16,888 that I've been simmering in a broth of red wine and rosemary. 493 00:19:17,263 --> 00:19:18,932 That sounds so yummy, though. 494 00:19:19,015 --> 00:19:20,016 Damn it. 495 00:19:20,099 --> 00:19:22,310 It was actually Debbie's recipe. 496 00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:29,609 I like to think she left behind her recipe cards as a gesture of goodwill, 497 00:19:31,528 --> 00:19:35,031 but it was most likely an unintentional oversight. 498 00:19:40,328 --> 00:19:43,206 Well, here we go. 499 00:19:44,582 --> 00:19:45,875 What? 500 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,127 I'm sorry? 501 00:19:49,212 --> 00:19:51,005 I thought you said something. 502 00:19:51,297 --> 00:19:53,091 - No. - Nope, not us. 503 00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:54,592 Okay. 504 00:19:57,512 --> 00:19:59,138 Have fun. 505 00:20:02,642 --> 00:20:04,227 Oh, fuck me. 506 00:20:05,144 --> 00:20:06,938 A guy who rents a house this big 507 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:10,233 must be making up for something pretty small, I'd say. 508 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,777 No, no. No, I've seen his dick. It's pretty great. 509 00:20:12,944 --> 00:20:14,737 Well, I tried. 510 00:20:16,197 --> 00:20:17,448 - Hey! - Hey! 511 00:20:17,615 --> 00:20:18,884 - Hey! - How are you doing, beautiful? 512 00:20:18,908 --> 00:20:21,327 - Good, good. Really fancy. - Very nice house, Tony Stark. 513 00:20:21,494 --> 00:20:23,574 Should we give our drink orders to Jarvis? 514 00:20:24,038 --> 00:20:26,791 No, I got the Tony Stark part, but then you went full nerd on me. 515 00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:28,519 I kind of lost you, but please do come in. 516 00:20:28,543 --> 00:20:29,544 All right. 517 00:20:29,627 --> 00:20:30,712 - Thanks, Cap. - Hi, guys! 518 00:20:30,795 --> 00:20:31,796 What's up? 519 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:35,341 Boy, could sleep four on that couch. Look at that. 520 00:20:35,425 --> 00:20:37,135 Oh, hello, friends. 521 00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:40,805 Hey, let me introduce you to my date. This is Sarah. 522 00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:42,974 Sarah is head of company accounting at our office. 523 00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:44,381 Well, corporate communications. 524 00:20:44,475 --> 00:20:47,395 And she's also British, which means she's smart as shit. 525 00:20:47,562 --> 00:20:49,272 - I'm Irish. - Okay? Same island. 526 00:20:49,439 --> 00:20:50,523 Well, it's really not. 527 00:20:50,607 --> 00:20:51,750 - Nice to meet you. Hi. - Nice to meet you, too. 528 00:20:51,774 --> 00:20:52,901 - I'm Max. - Annie. 529 00:20:52,984 --> 00:20:55,987 So, you can't always judge a book by its past covers, can you? 530 00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:58,197 - Mmm. - Almost a saying. 531 00:20:58,364 --> 00:20:59,484 - Here you go. - Hey, Brooks. 532 00:20:59,616 --> 00:21:01,135 - Cheers. - We didn't know if you had any games, 533 00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:03,369 so we thought we'd bring you a few of our favorites. 534 00:21:03,536 --> 00:21:05,079 Hey, look at that. 535 00:21:05,496 --> 00:21:07,081 Whoa! 536 00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:08,525 - Huh. - The poor games. 537 00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:10,501 I told you we're taking it up a notch. 538 00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:13,630 The game that we're gonna play tonight is so epic 539 00:21:13,796 --> 00:21:16,132 that we don't need a board, and we do not need pieces. 540 00:21:16,299 --> 00:21:17,985 Still didn't need to throw them across the room. 541 00:21:18,009 --> 00:21:19,260 I was being theatrical. 542 00:21:19,427 --> 00:21:21,179 Holy shit! Are we doing a fight club? 543 00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:22,388 A what? 544 00:21:22,472 --> 00:21:24,491 It's when rich people pay poor people to fight each other— 545 00:21:24,515 --> 00:21:26,994 Hey, hey, hey! Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. Stop with the fight club, okay? 546 00:21:27,018 --> 00:21:28,311 - It's nonsense. - No. 547 00:21:28,478 --> 00:21:29,854 Ryan believes everything he reads. 548 00:21:30,021 --> 00:21:31,522 Thank you. 549 00:21:31,689 --> 00:21:33,983 So, what are we playing? 550 00:21:36,486 --> 00:21:41,157 In the next hour, someone in this room is going to be taken. 551 00:21:41,324 --> 00:21:44,285 And it's gonna be up to you to find them before they are murdered. 552 00:21:44,452 --> 00:21:46,412 Oh! It's a murder mystery party. 553 00:21:46,579 --> 00:21:48,331 Not just any murder mystery. 554 00:21:48,498 --> 00:21:50,017 I found this company. They do it super real. 555 00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:51,125 They use legit actors. 556 00:21:51,209 --> 00:21:54,295 You're not gonna know what's real and what's fake. 557 00:21:54,462 --> 00:21:56,673 - Fun! - But that's not all 558 00:21:56,839 --> 00:22:00,969 because whoever finds the victim wins the grand prize. 559 00:22:02,762 --> 00:22:04,389 The keys to the Stingray. 560 00:22:04,555 --> 00:22:06,140 - What? - Wow. 561 00:22:06,307 --> 00:22:07,934 Just the keys? 562 00:22:08,601 --> 00:22:10,061 No, Ryan, the whole car. 563 00:22:10,228 --> 00:22:12,355 Oh, yes! Oh, man! 564 00:22:12,522 --> 00:22:14,166 You're so lucky I brought you to this game night 565 00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:16,275 - and not one of Max and Annie's. - Hey! 566 00:22:16,442 --> 00:22:19,028 - No, I just mean, 'cause this is better. - Oh. 567 00:22:19,237 --> 00:22:21,489 You're not gonna actually give away your car? 568 00:22:21,656 --> 00:22:23,116 Oh, it's just a tax write-off. 569 00:22:23,282 --> 00:22:25,618 And the Audi, it's more practical. 570 00:22:26,077 --> 00:22:27,495 Yeah, that makes sense to me. 571 00:22:27,662 --> 00:22:29,747 Okay. How do we start? 572 00:22:29,914 --> 00:22:31,666 We just wait for it to begin. 573 00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:34,335 Maybe play a drinking game to pass the time? 574 00:22:34,502 --> 00:22:36,462 This group does not play drinking games. 575 00:22:36,629 --> 00:22:38,673 Tonight we do, Max. 576 00:22:39,590 --> 00:22:41,110 - Oh! "Never Have I Ever." - Good one! 577 00:22:41,134 --> 00:22:42,534 Can you believe this guy? 578 00:22:42,593 --> 00:22:44,512 Yeah, he's ridiculous. 579 00:22:44,679 --> 00:22:46,139 Beautiful house, though. 580 00:22:46,305 --> 00:22:47,890 Good champagne. 581 00:22:51,894 --> 00:22:53,646 Here we go. 582 00:22:55,064 --> 00:22:57,358 Yup. We're at the house. 583 00:22:57,775 --> 00:23:00,236 We'll let you know when we have him. 584 00:23:15,877 --> 00:23:17,712 Jesus Christ! 585 00:23:17,879 --> 00:23:19,589 What's with that knife? 586 00:23:19,797 --> 00:23:21,382 It's for the cheese. 587 00:23:21,549 --> 00:23:24,093 Okay, all right. Just, you know, 588 00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:26,596 really aggressive way to carry a knife. 589 00:23:27,430 --> 00:23:28,431 Oh, no, I've got one. 590 00:23:28,598 --> 00:23:32,101 Never have I ever connected my work computer 591 00:23:32,268 --> 00:23:35,646 to the projector in the conference room when it was open on a WebMD page 592 00:23:35,813 --> 00:23:36,898 for chlamydia symptoms. 593 00:23:37,065 --> 00:23:38,107 That's not cool! 594 00:23:38,274 --> 00:23:39,400 Drink! 595 00:23:39,525 --> 00:23:41,402 Just for the record, I did not have chlamydia. 596 00:23:41,569 --> 00:23:44,405 It was pubic dermatitis. You get it from not washing your crotch, so... 597 00:23:44,572 --> 00:23:45,758 - Okay. - Good for you. 598 00:23:45,782 --> 00:23:47,867 I... I like her. 599 00:23:48,242 --> 00:23:50,262 And, listen, you're not supposed to single people out in this game. 600 00:23:50,286 --> 00:23:52,455 It's supposed to be generic things, like 601 00:23:52,622 --> 00:23:54,373 "Never have I ever slept with a celebrity." 602 00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:56,375 Oh, I didn't know. Okay. 603 00:23:56,459 --> 00:23:57,585 Whoops. 604 00:23:57,668 --> 00:23:58,753 - Mmm? - Ooh. 605 00:24:01,923 --> 00:24:02,965 What? 606 00:24:03,049 --> 00:24:04,842 You slept with a celebrity? 607 00:24:05,009 --> 00:24:07,637 No, I was taking a drink separate from the game. 608 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:08,822 - That was bad timing. - Mmm. 609 00:24:08,846 --> 00:24:10,446 I see how you would think, but it's not. 610 00:24:10,598 --> 00:24:13,359 Well, then why are you breathing like you just got off the elliptical? 611 00:24:13,768 --> 00:24:15,478 I'm not. I'm... 612 00:24:15,895 --> 00:24:18,189 Come on, babe. Whose turn is it? 613 00:24:18,314 --> 00:24:20,608 Uh, it's Max. Max, it's your turn. Huh? 614 00:24:20,775 --> 00:24:22,652 I'm not playing a drinking game. Who was it? 615 00:24:22,819 --> 00:24:23,859 What's the deal with that? 616 00:24:23,903 --> 00:24:25,089 They've been together since middle school. 617 00:24:25,113 --> 00:24:26,173 It's somebody else's turn. 618 00:24:26,197 --> 00:24:27,198 - Oh. Oh! - Yeah! 619 00:24:27,281 --> 00:24:29,301 How could you possibly have had sex with a celebrity 620 00:24:29,325 --> 00:24:31,202 when we've only had sex with each other? 621 00:24:31,369 --> 00:24:33,639 Please, can you not make this one of your things right now? 622 00:24:33,663 --> 00:24:34,823 How is this one of my things? 623 00:24:35,623 --> 00:24:38,501 Yeah, Brooks, this is why we don't play drinking games. 624 00:24:41,629 --> 00:24:43,381 It looks like the game is afoot. 625 00:24:43,464 --> 00:24:44,757 Oh! 626 00:24:44,841 --> 00:24:46,342 Thank you, God! 627 00:24:46,509 --> 00:24:48,469 Oh, boy. Let's buckle up, huh? 628 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,181 Brooks Davis? 629 00:24:52,473 --> 00:24:53,516 Yes. 630 00:24:53,599 --> 00:24:55,184 - Oh, shit. - Ooh! 631 00:24:55,351 --> 00:24:56,769 This is good. 632 00:24:57,478 --> 00:24:59,313 Agent Henderson. 633 00:25:00,106 --> 00:25:01,149 FBI. 634 00:25:01,315 --> 00:25:04,026 Sunglasses at night. It's legit. 635 00:25:04,193 --> 00:25:05,278 Sit down, please. 636 00:25:06,487 --> 00:25:08,030 I'll get right to the point. 637 00:25:08,197 --> 00:25:12,952 The Bureau has been tracking a ring of violent kidnappers 638 00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,204 in this very neighborhood. 639 00:25:15,955 --> 00:25:19,292 And we have reason to believe that one of you 640 00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:22,086 may be their next victim. 641 00:25:24,088 --> 00:25:25,315 That's terrible news. 642 00:25:25,339 --> 00:25:28,634 Contained within these dossiers 643 00:25:28,801 --> 00:25:32,430 are the clues you will require to find the kidnappers. 644 00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:34,557 You'd like for us to do that, yeah? 645 00:25:35,099 --> 00:25:37,019 The Bureau's... What's the Bureau's role in this? 646 00:25:37,101 --> 00:25:38,996 Maybe you guys could take my wife in for questioning 647 00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:40,747 because, apparently, she got a secret life I don't know nothing about. 648 00:25:40,771 --> 00:25:43,065 - Baby, this is— - Shut up, all of you! 649 00:25:43,149 --> 00:25:44,317 Wow. 650 00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:47,570 It's not a joke. 651 00:25:47,737 --> 00:25:50,448 You people are in real danger, and you're running out of time. 652 00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:54,368 And I, Agent Henderson, will not stand idly by 653 00:25:54,535 --> 00:25:58,664 while innocent civilians are slaughtered on my watch. 654 00:25:58,831 --> 00:26:00,058 I told you this is gonna be great. 655 00:26:00,082 --> 00:26:01,959 - It's so good! - So good. 656 00:26:02,126 --> 00:26:03,270 But, uh, before we get started, 657 00:26:03,294 --> 00:26:05,575 I'm required to ask if any of you have any food allergies. 658 00:26:06,005 --> 00:26:07,048 Peanuts? 659 00:26:08,049 --> 00:26:09,217 Who the hell are you? 660 00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:10,384 Oh! 661 00:26:10,468 --> 00:26:12,196 Now wait a second. I know you're method and all, 662 00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:14,531 but you can't just come in here and break the door. 663 00:26:14,555 --> 00:26:16,599 I do not mind this game. 664 00:26:16,766 --> 00:26:18,351 Are you crazy? 665 00:26:33,324 --> 00:26:35,117 It's very well done. 666 00:26:36,369 --> 00:26:37,536 No! 667 00:26:38,204 --> 00:26:39,830 That is a strong table. 668 00:26:40,998 --> 00:26:42,416 Oh, watch out! He's packing heat! 669 00:26:42,583 --> 00:26:43,626 Hell no! 670 00:26:49,131 --> 00:26:51,092 Oh! Oh! 671 00:27:14,657 --> 00:27:15,700 Come on! 672 00:27:28,921 --> 00:27:31,465 You're just making this harder on yourself! 673 00:27:34,552 --> 00:27:35,553 Oh, shit! 674 00:27:36,470 --> 00:27:38,889 Guys, make sure you get a piece of this cheese. It's just... 675 00:27:39,056 --> 00:27:41,392 - Cut me one. - Try it with the quince. 676 00:27:49,108 --> 00:27:50,484 Oh, my God! 677 00:27:51,110 --> 00:27:52,153 Now he's back. 678 00:27:52,236 --> 00:27:53,547 Stop fighting, asshole! 679 00:27:53,571 --> 00:27:54,697 Help me! This isn't— 680 00:27:54,780 --> 00:27:57,158 The Independent Spirit Award goes to... 681 00:27:57,366 --> 00:27:59,086 Let's go! 682 00:27:59,327 --> 00:28:00,328 Bye-bye! 683 00:28:00,494 --> 00:28:02,079 First one that follows us gets shot! 684 00:28:02,246 --> 00:28:03,914 Okay, roger that. You drive safe. 685 00:28:04,081 --> 00:28:05,708 Come on, motherfucker! 686 00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:08,252 - That was amazing. - Really good. 687 00:28:08,419 --> 00:28:09,754 - That was really good. - Wow. 688 00:28:10,004 --> 00:28:14,008 Mmm. No, there's something about this that just doesn't feel right. 689 00:28:14,550 --> 00:28:16,802 How could you cheat on me with a celebrity? 690 00:28:16,969 --> 00:28:18,012 I didn't cheat on you. 691 00:28:18,179 --> 00:28:20,681 It was before we got married when we took that break. 692 00:28:20,848 --> 00:28:23,100 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 693 00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:24,411 I've been living in The Matrix. 694 00:28:24,435 --> 00:28:27,438 Agent Henderson, you just gonna keep lying there? 695 00:28:27,605 --> 00:28:28,685 Is any of this real? 696 00:28:28,773 --> 00:28:30,399 Well, don't kick him! 697 00:28:30,983 --> 00:28:33,023 - Stop. - He's a regular Daniel Day-Lewis. 698 00:28:33,152 --> 00:28:34,254 I thought we both agreed 699 00:28:34,278 --> 00:28:37,156 that we wouldn't hook up with anybody else during that break. 700 00:28:37,323 --> 00:28:39,723 Yeah, but then you went and got a hand job from Karen Waller. 701 00:28:39,825 --> 00:28:41,636 - No, don't do that. - Boop! Boop! Boop! 702 00:28:41,660 --> 00:28:43,537 Because it was over the pants, all right? 703 00:28:43,704 --> 00:28:47,041 It was, and it hurt. It was very dry, and I didn't climax. 704 00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:48,888 Just admit it. You guys did more than that. 705 00:28:48,918 --> 00:28:50,836 Don't turn this around on me. Do not do that. 706 00:28:51,003 --> 00:28:52,171 Don't you Johnnie Cochran me! 707 00:28:52,505 --> 00:28:53,565 Damn it, they got the jump on us. 708 00:28:53,589 --> 00:28:54,590 - Come on. - Shit, Kev! 709 00:28:54,673 --> 00:28:55,674 Come on now! 710 00:28:55,758 --> 00:28:57,569 All right. Here's the first clue. Looks like a riddle. 711 00:28:57,593 --> 00:28:59,053 "With shiny fangs..." 712 00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:00,846 "My bloodless bite..." 713 00:29:01,013 --> 00:29:03,808 "Will bring together what's mostly white." 714 00:29:03,974 --> 00:29:05,768 Donald Trump. 715 00:29:05,935 --> 00:29:09,730 "Bloodless bite." It's not a vampire. Um... 716 00:29:09,897 --> 00:29:11,232 I'll just Google it. 717 00:29:11,399 --> 00:29:12,626 It's so inconsistent, isn't it? 718 00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:14,450 I mean, they stage this super realistic fight. 719 00:29:14,568 --> 00:29:17,405 They give us an FBI dossier but with riddles. 720 00:29:17,571 --> 00:29:19,508 It's like, let's pick a tone. Let's stick with it. 721 00:29:19,532 --> 00:29:21,426 But that's the game. You wanna win this car or not? 722 00:29:21,450 --> 00:29:22,868 Yeah, yeah. More than anything, 723 00:29:23,035 --> 00:29:24,635 but I feel like Brooks is setting me up. 724 00:29:24,703 --> 00:29:26,063 Do you get that feeling? You know, 725 00:29:26,205 --> 00:29:29,708 that this is some game where somehow he's gonna humiliate me? 726 00:29:31,460 --> 00:29:32,920 Mmm-hmm. 727 00:29:33,796 --> 00:29:35,923 Well, let's not play by his rules. 728 00:29:37,341 --> 00:29:38,985 "My bloodless bite, my bloodless, bloodless bite. 729 00:29:39,009 --> 00:29:40,970 "Bloodless bite, bloodless bite, bloodless bite." 730 00:29:41,137 --> 00:29:43,389 Can you stop chanting "bloodless bite"? It's just... 731 00:29:43,931 --> 00:29:45,933 - Trying to think. - Yeah. 732 00:29:46,475 --> 00:29:48,978 Oh, shit! 733 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,647 Max and Annie must have figured it out. 734 00:29:51,814 --> 00:29:54,024 Right. We need to find an advantage. 735 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,820 Advantage, advantage, advantage... 736 00:29:58,112 --> 00:29:59,113 Brooks' wallet? 737 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,407 You think we should steal all of his shit! 738 00:30:01,991 --> 00:30:02,992 No. 739 00:30:07,455 --> 00:30:09,457 Hi, yeah. I lost my credit card. 740 00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:11,476 I was wondering if you could tell me what the last few charges I made were. 741 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:12,585 What are you doing? 742 00:30:12,751 --> 00:30:14,479 If we can find out the name of the murder mystery place he used, 743 00:30:14,503 --> 00:30:16,731 we can go to their office and pay them off to give us the final clue. 744 00:30:16,755 --> 00:30:18,132 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 745 00:30:18,299 --> 00:30:22,428 You're, like, a double threat. Brains and you're British. 746 00:30:23,429 --> 00:30:24,597 Thanks. 747 00:30:24,763 --> 00:30:30,186 Okay. What has shiny fangs that bites white things together? 748 00:30:30,352 --> 00:30:31,353 A stapler! 749 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,481 And the white things are paper. 750 00:30:33,647 --> 00:30:36,567 Yes! You are so smart and unfaithful! 751 00:30:36,817 --> 00:30:37,860 Oh, there it is. 752 00:30:38,027 --> 00:30:39,153 Yes! 753 00:30:40,279 --> 00:30:41,989 Look at that. 754 00:30:42,156 --> 00:30:43,949 - Flash drive. - Put it in the desktop. 755 00:30:46,243 --> 00:30:47,244 Okay. 756 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,163 Another riddle. 757 00:30:49,330 --> 00:30:52,541 "I'm brown and old by day, white and young by night. 758 00:30:52,708 --> 00:30:53,709 "My eyes are glass. 759 00:30:53,876 --> 00:30:55,753 "I have nine faces but no head. 760 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,630 "I sing to the sky but have no voice. 761 00:30:57,796 --> 00:31:00,382 "I'm everywhere and nowhere." 762 00:31:02,092 --> 00:31:03,969 What the fuck is that? 763 00:31:05,346 --> 00:31:06,680 I mean, how cool are we? 764 00:31:06,847 --> 00:31:08,325 - Very, very cool. We are very cool. - Right? 765 00:31:08,349 --> 00:31:11,685 You're the cool one. You know, tracking the phone is just a great idea. 766 00:31:11,852 --> 00:31:13,145 Still on Route 18, huh? 767 00:31:13,312 --> 00:31:15,457 We're catching up to them. Here we come, Brooksie. 768 00:31:15,481 --> 00:31:18,192 Can you imagine the look on his face when we find him so fast? 769 00:31:18,359 --> 00:31:21,737 You know, baby, I can feel my sperm already coming back to life. 770 00:31:21,904 --> 00:31:23,072 - Perfect. - Yeah. 771 00:31:23,239 --> 00:31:26,367 So we'll win your brother's car, and then we'll go make a baby in it. 772 00:31:26,534 --> 00:31:28,452 - Yeah! We'll make him watch us. Huh? - Yeah. 773 00:31:29,411 --> 00:31:31,330 - I don't wanna do that. - No, me neither. 774 00:31:31,497 --> 00:31:32,891 - Sorry, don't know why I said that. - I'm not into that. 775 00:31:32,915 --> 00:31:34,458 - Not a great idea. - Okay. 776 00:31:34,625 --> 00:31:35,876 Okay, great. Thank you. 777 00:31:36,043 --> 00:31:37,437 All right, I got the name and the address of the games company. 778 00:31:37,461 --> 00:31:38,671 - Let's go. - Yes! 779 00:31:38,837 --> 00:31:41,757 All we have to do now, figure out what "bloodless bite" means. 780 00:31:42,299 --> 00:31:43,551 No, we don't. That's why... 781 00:31:45,010 --> 00:31:47,471 - Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, no. - Doesn't matter. Let's go. 782 00:31:47,638 --> 00:31:49,181 How you gonna be old and young? 783 00:31:49,348 --> 00:31:51,100 - That doesn't make sense. - I know. 784 00:31:51,267 --> 00:31:53,769 Guys, hey, how's it goin'? 785 00:31:53,936 --> 00:31:57,064 I just wanted to wish you the best of luck tonight. Bye. 786 00:32:00,025 --> 00:32:01,235 - No. - Mmm-mmm. 787 00:32:01,402 --> 00:32:02,736 What are... What are you doing? 788 00:32:02,903 --> 00:32:04,321 Just being a dick. 789 00:32:04,446 --> 00:32:06,699 Oh! 790 00:32:06,782 --> 00:32:08,885 - Don't kick him, Ryan! - He's such a good actor! 791 00:32:08,909 --> 00:32:09,952 Ryan! 792 00:32:10,035 --> 00:32:12,413 God damn it! 793 00:32:13,539 --> 00:32:15,979 Baby, hand me those matches. I'm about to burn this door down. 794 00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:18,687 You're gonna light a fire in a windowless room that we're trapped in? 795 00:32:18,711 --> 00:32:21,314 You slept with Bill Nye the Science Guy. He talked to you about flames? 796 00:32:21,338 --> 00:32:22,423 What about that? 797 00:32:36,812 --> 00:32:38,606 Where could he be? 798 00:32:39,023 --> 00:32:41,483 His phone stopped right here, huh? 799 00:32:43,944 --> 00:32:45,195 - Hear that? - Yeah. 800 00:32:47,072 --> 00:32:48,157 Ugh. 801 00:32:48,365 --> 00:32:49,450 Found it! 802 00:32:49,617 --> 00:32:51,137 He must've known we were tracking him. 803 00:32:51,243 --> 00:32:52,786 Well, they outsmarted us. 804 00:32:54,788 --> 00:32:55,789 Hang on. 805 00:32:57,708 --> 00:32:59,335 Isn't that one of the actors? 806 00:32:59,752 --> 00:33:01,837 Guess they're not so smart after all, huh? 807 00:33:02,004 --> 00:33:04,882 Guess not. We are nailing this! 808 00:33:06,091 --> 00:33:07,277 Why are we crouching? 809 00:33:07,301 --> 00:33:09,511 I don't know. It feels right. 810 00:33:13,265 --> 00:33:14,933 Oh, it's horrible in here. 811 00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:17,811 - Yeah, it's sticky. Shoes are shot. - Ugh. 812 00:33:18,479 --> 00:33:20,373 Ooh. There he is. There he is. Don't let him see you. Come on. 813 00:33:20,397 --> 00:33:21,690 Sit down right here. 814 00:33:21,857 --> 00:33:24,151 Bartender, sir, can I ask you a question? 815 00:33:24,234 --> 00:33:25,319 Um... 816 00:33:25,527 --> 00:33:26,654 You, um... 817 00:33:26,737 --> 00:33:28,947 You didn't happen to see a fellow brought in here, 818 00:33:29,114 --> 00:33:30,324 looks a little bit like me, 819 00:33:30,491 --> 00:33:32,743 but he's got a little bit of a sharper chin 820 00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:34,161 and higher cheekbones? 821 00:33:34,328 --> 00:33:36,038 So a better-looking guy? 822 00:33:36,372 --> 00:33:38,207 No, well, I wouldn't call it that. 823 00:33:38,457 --> 00:33:39,958 I didn't see nothing. 824 00:33:41,418 --> 00:33:43,128 - Oh, boy. You hear that? - Huh. Yeah. 825 00:33:43,295 --> 00:33:44,689 That double negative? "Didn't see nothing"? 826 00:33:44,713 --> 00:33:46,483 - It's a little forced, right? - Yeah, I think he's in on it. 827 00:33:46,507 --> 00:33:47,901 - 'Course he is. - Look at those tats. 828 00:33:47,925 --> 00:33:49,677 So fresh, probably fake. 829 00:33:50,219 --> 00:33:52,429 Tell you what. Let's give him a test, okay? 830 00:33:52,596 --> 00:33:55,367 Let's order a couple of drinks that only a real bartender would know how to make. 831 00:33:55,391 --> 00:33:56,433 Oh, smart! Yes. 832 00:33:56,517 --> 00:33:57,935 - Sir! Excuse me. Hi. - Barkeep. 833 00:33:58,102 --> 00:33:59,542 Totally forgot to order drinks. 834 00:33:59,645 --> 00:34:00,771 Yes, uh... 835 00:34:01,397 --> 00:34:04,191 Could I please have a vodka tonic? 836 00:34:05,984 --> 00:34:07,027 Well done, honey. 837 00:34:07,194 --> 00:34:09,446 I'm gonna have a Harvey Wallbanger. 838 00:34:09,613 --> 00:34:11,573 Okay? Appreciate it. 839 00:34:12,199 --> 00:34:13,742 Jesus! Did you see that look? 840 00:34:13,909 --> 00:34:15,095 Guy doesn't know what's going on. 841 00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:16,161 Think you stumped him. 842 00:34:16,328 --> 00:34:18,205 Regional theater hack. 843 00:34:18,288 --> 00:34:19,707 Huh? 844 00:34:20,165 --> 00:34:22,626 - Well, this is kind of fun, isn't it? - Yeah. 845 00:34:22,793 --> 00:34:23,937 It's nice to get out of the house. 846 00:34:23,961 --> 00:34:26,801 You know, we're not gonna be able to do stuff like this if we have kids. 847 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:27,923 - What? - Yeah. 848 00:34:28,006 --> 00:34:29,246 - Why not? - Well, I don't know. 849 00:34:29,383 --> 00:34:30,985 I was thinking about it. Remember Dan and Linda? 850 00:34:31,009 --> 00:34:32,970 Remember how much time we used to spend with them? 851 00:34:33,137 --> 00:34:35,931 Just tons of fun. And then they had those twins. 852 00:34:36,098 --> 00:34:37,474 Boom! Off the grid, right? 853 00:34:37,641 --> 00:34:39,727 Last time we saw them was their Christmas card 854 00:34:39,810 --> 00:34:40,850 with the wonky kids on it. 855 00:34:40,978 --> 00:34:43,772 Yeah, I love those Christmas cards. They look so happy. 856 00:34:43,856 --> 00:34:45,065 But you know what I mean. 857 00:34:46,108 --> 00:34:47,948 - We don't see them— - Vodka tonic. 858 00:34:48,235 --> 00:34:49,695 Harvey Wallbanger. 859 00:34:49,862 --> 00:34:50,988 - Appreciate it. - Thank you. 860 00:34:51,155 --> 00:34:52,614 Cheers. 861 00:34:55,492 --> 00:34:56,577 Did he get it right? 862 00:34:56,910 --> 00:34:59,097 Huh. I do not know. I realized I've never had one of these, 863 00:34:59,121 --> 00:35:01,373 but that is a tasty drink. It's kind of tart. 864 00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:03,375 You wanna try it? Oh! Honey! 865 00:35:03,542 --> 00:35:04,752 Honey! There's Brooks! 866 00:35:04,918 --> 00:35:07,379 Brooks is here. Brooks is here. We're about to win this thing! 867 00:35:07,546 --> 00:35:09,715 - Yes, yes! - Look who came in here. 868 00:35:09,882 --> 00:35:12,217 Oh! No! I think he made us. 869 00:35:12,384 --> 00:35:14,112 So what? It's over. What, are they gonna try to stop us? 870 00:35:14,136 --> 00:35:15,471 - Let's go. - Yeah, probably. 871 00:35:15,637 --> 00:35:18,515 But that's why I brought this. 872 00:35:18,682 --> 00:35:20,326 Jesus Christ, honey! Where did you get a gun? 873 00:35:20,350 --> 00:35:22,561 No, no, that's the fake gun from Brooks' fight. 874 00:35:22,728 --> 00:35:25,105 - Oh, yeah. Boy, that looks real. - Yeah, well, you know... 875 00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:26,708 - Brooks never spares any expense. - Look at that. 876 00:35:26,732 --> 00:35:29,151 - Yeah, that's true. - Okay. Follow my lead, huh? 877 00:35:29,318 --> 00:35:30,360 Why? What are you doing? 878 00:35:30,444 --> 00:35:31,445 Lead? 879 00:35:31,528 --> 00:35:33,655 Any of you fucking pricks move, 880 00:35:33,822 --> 00:35:37,409 and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you! 881 00:35:37,493 --> 00:35:38,619 Very nice, honey. 882 00:35:38,702 --> 00:35:40,537 Pulp Fiction, anybody? Right? It's a classic. 883 00:35:40,621 --> 00:35:41,872 We love films. 884 00:35:41,955 --> 00:35:43,749 Okay, what the fuck is this shit? 885 00:35:43,832 --> 00:35:45,977 Well, you're gonna hand over the keys 'cause we're gonna take my brother. 886 00:35:46,001 --> 00:35:47,044 Bullshit. 887 00:35:47,127 --> 00:35:50,297 Oh! You know what's bullshit is your bald, ugly face. 888 00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:52,859 Uh-uh. No, that's personal. Come on, honey, let's just keep it fun. 889 00:35:52,883 --> 00:35:55,177 All right, I'm sorry I called you bald, you little bitch! 890 00:35:55,260 --> 00:35:56,804 Well, that's, again, you know... 891 00:35:56,887 --> 00:35:59,139 - Let the gun do the talking. Come on. - Okay. Ah! 892 00:35:59,264 --> 00:36:00,974 On your knees. Hands in the air. 893 00:36:01,141 --> 00:36:02,744 - Good. Good. Great. - Heads on the ground. Eyes closed. 894 00:36:02,768 --> 00:36:04,248 That's it. Get them up, reach for it. 895 00:36:04,353 --> 00:36:06,080 - Hands up! That's right. - There we go. 896 00:36:06,104 --> 00:36:07,864 - All right, hands in the air! - Get them up! 897 00:36:08,023 --> 00:36:09,399 - Yep. - Yo, where's my head go? 898 00:36:09,566 --> 00:36:10,818 - Down. - On the floor. 899 00:36:10,984 --> 00:36:12,110 Just rest it. 900 00:36:12,194 --> 00:36:13,463 How am I supposed to put my hands in the air 901 00:36:13,487 --> 00:36:14,839 - with my head on the ground? - Fucking exactly. 902 00:36:14,863 --> 00:36:16,490 I did have the same question. 903 00:36:17,866 --> 00:36:20,410 Child's pose? Do you guys know child's pose? 904 00:36:20,577 --> 00:36:21,697 Fuck is a child's pose, man? 905 00:36:21,787 --> 00:36:22,847 You've never done yoga? 906 00:36:22,871 --> 00:36:23,914 - Okay, wow. - No? 907 00:36:25,290 --> 00:36:26,450 - Cover me. - Show them, baby. 908 00:36:26,542 --> 00:36:28,353 - All right. Arms out. - Here she comes. 909 00:36:28,377 --> 00:36:30,087 Knees apart if you have back problems. 910 00:36:30,170 --> 00:36:31,338 And if you're doing it right, 911 00:36:31,421 --> 00:36:34,341 you're really gonna feel that lumbar opening up back there. 912 00:36:34,424 --> 00:36:35,527 Let's put your head down. 913 00:36:35,551 --> 00:36:38,428 Come on. I don't wanna have to use this. Okay? 914 00:36:38,679 --> 00:36:40,097 Okay. 915 00:36:40,681 --> 00:36:42,140 Can't you just tell me who it was? 916 00:36:42,224 --> 00:36:45,269 I know you, Kev. If I tell you, you'll just obsess about it even more. 917 00:36:45,352 --> 00:36:46,854 Okay, fine. How about this? 918 00:36:46,937 --> 00:36:48,856 If I guess it right, you tell me. 919 00:36:48,939 --> 00:36:50,023 Fine. 920 00:36:50,107 --> 00:36:51,108 Was it an actor? 921 00:36:51,275 --> 00:36:52,401 Yes. That tower is unstable. 922 00:36:52,568 --> 00:36:54,611 I'm not stable! Was he over 40? 923 00:36:54,778 --> 00:36:55,779 Yes. Be careful. 924 00:36:55,946 --> 00:36:58,073 Okay. American? 925 00:36:58,240 --> 00:36:59,324 Yes. 926 00:37:01,243 --> 00:37:02,995 It's Tommy Lee Jones. 927 00:37:03,453 --> 00:37:04,872 What? Ew. No. 928 00:37:06,540 --> 00:37:09,084 Denzel? Was it Denzel? Denzel Washington? 929 00:37:09,251 --> 00:37:11,461 It wasn't, unfortunately. 930 00:37:11,628 --> 00:37:12,838 Thank God. 931 00:37:14,298 --> 00:37:15,591 Um... Be careful. 932 00:37:15,757 --> 00:37:17,384 Oh! Sweet freedom. 933 00:37:17,467 --> 00:37:19,094 Oh, my God! 934 00:37:19,177 --> 00:37:21,537 You see, this dumb-ass thought he can keep us locked in here. 935 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,474 But guess what? You can't lock us in here! 936 00:37:24,641 --> 00:37:26,685 You see, hate put us in here! 937 00:37:26,852 --> 00:37:29,187 - Okay, baby. - But love is gonna bust us out! 938 00:37:29,354 --> 00:37:30,772 - Ahh! - Oh, my God! 939 00:37:33,066 --> 00:37:34,109 Oh, my God! 940 00:37:34,276 --> 00:37:35,694 Kev! Kev, are you okay? 941 00:37:35,861 --> 00:37:37,446 Baby, I fell down. 942 00:37:45,871 --> 00:37:47,247 There it is. 943 00:37:47,915 --> 00:37:51,418 Yes, I'm so glad I invited you tonight! 944 00:37:51,501 --> 00:37:52,669 Yeah, me, too. 945 00:37:52,836 --> 00:37:56,048 I usually bring these girls I wanna sleep with, and they just suck! 946 00:37:56,214 --> 00:37:58,675 You're like a breath of fresh air. 947 00:37:58,759 --> 00:38:00,260 Aw, thanks. 948 00:38:00,427 --> 00:38:02,787 I usually go out with men I find interesting and non-stupid, 949 00:38:02,846 --> 00:38:04,389 so this is a bit new for me, too. 950 00:38:04,473 --> 00:38:05,641 Whoa! 951 00:38:05,891 --> 00:38:06,892 Are we cool? 952 00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:08,602 Did I say something wrong? 953 00:38:08,769 --> 00:38:09,770 No. 954 00:38:09,853 --> 00:38:12,397 No, I mean I was wondering why you asked me along tonight, 955 00:38:12,564 --> 00:38:14,900 and now I know you just needed a ringer, so... 956 00:38:15,275 --> 00:38:17,945 Oh, did you... You thought this was a date? I didn't... 957 00:38:18,153 --> 00:38:21,365 No, actually. Well, I was hoping it wasn't. 958 00:38:21,823 --> 00:38:23,533 Then why are you wearing lipstick? 959 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:24,910 - I'm not. - Yeah, you are. 960 00:38:25,077 --> 00:38:26,244 What are you... 961 00:38:26,411 --> 00:38:27,746 You can't touch a girl's mouth. 962 00:38:27,913 --> 00:38:29,724 Why? Are you scared I'm gonna smear your lipstick— 963 00:38:29,748 --> 00:38:31,416 Oh, my God! You bit me! 964 00:38:31,583 --> 00:38:32,685 Yeah, and I'll bite you again. 965 00:38:32,709 --> 00:38:33,752 There's lipstick on here. 966 00:38:33,919 --> 00:38:35,420 Oh, shut up! 967 00:38:35,587 --> 00:38:37,464 I see you wiping off that date lipstick! 968 00:38:39,424 --> 00:38:40,592 Ow! 969 00:38:40,676 --> 00:38:42,719 That really hurt a little bit. 970 00:38:43,971 --> 00:38:45,305 Hello? 971 00:38:45,555 --> 00:38:47,099 Hello? 972 00:38:54,690 --> 00:38:55,941 Um, excuse me? 973 00:39:00,862 --> 00:39:02,364 Yeah, okay. 974 00:39:03,198 --> 00:39:04,241 Um... 975 00:39:04,324 --> 00:39:05,325 Hello? 976 00:39:09,162 --> 00:39:11,164 Oh, oh! Oh, shit! 977 00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:14,960 Holy shit! 978 00:39:15,877 --> 00:39:16,962 God! 979 00:39:17,421 --> 00:39:18,941 Come on! Bloody hell! 980 00:39:19,089 --> 00:39:20,257 - What? - Phew! 981 00:39:20,590 --> 00:39:23,552 You guys scared me so bad. What are you doing? 982 00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:24,928 What the fuck is that? 983 00:39:25,721 --> 00:39:27,472 Oh. Well, I just came from 984 00:39:27,556 --> 00:39:29,575 a six-hour murder mystery where I played the corpse. 985 00:39:29,599 --> 00:39:32,144 I must've dozed off before I had a chance to clean up. 986 00:39:32,227 --> 00:39:34,396 Well, you scared the shit out of us. 987 00:39:34,479 --> 00:39:35,564 Really? Thank you. 988 00:39:35,647 --> 00:39:37,687 Actually that means a lot 'cause I do my own makeup. 989 00:39:37,816 --> 00:39:40,193 What kind of party has a pregnant corpse? 990 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,447 No, I'm actually pregnant. This isn't part of it. This is just... 991 00:39:43,530 --> 00:39:44,573 Oh! 992 00:39:44,656 --> 00:39:45,741 - Congrats. - Thank you! 993 00:39:47,284 --> 00:39:49,703 Um, we want you to give us the final clue 994 00:39:49,786 --> 00:39:52,831 to the murder mystery Brooks Davis ordered. 995 00:39:52,914 --> 00:39:54,833 Oh, my gosh. But that would ruin the fun. 996 00:39:54,916 --> 00:39:57,586 We don't want the fun. We just wanna win. 997 00:39:57,669 --> 00:39:59,337 Yeah, I can't do that. 998 00:40:10,849 --> 00:40:12,893 This change your mind? 999 00:40:17,773 --> 00:40:18,940 No. 1000 00:40:20,358 --> 00:40:21,693 Don't... 1001 00:40:22,110 --> 00:40:24,279 What about this? 1002 00:40:32,412 --> 00:40:33,705 Mmm. 1003 00:40:34,790 --> 00:40:36,208 You drive a hard bargain. Okay. 1004 00:40:36,374 --> 00:40:38,710 Let's take it up a notch. 1005 00:40:51,973 --> 00:40:55,644 I was hoping I wasn't gonna have to dig this deep, but okay. 1006 00:40:55,811 --> 00:40:57,896 Final offer. 1007 00:41:04,653 --> 00:41:08,115 You know what? It doesn't matter how slowly you slide it over! 1008 00:41:08,281 --> 00:41:10,534 Okay? It's $17! How much do you want? 1009 00:41:11,368 --> 00:41:13,578 - Um, I don't know. Probably $100. - Give her $100. 1010 00:41:13,995 --> 00:41:15,497 I don't have a hundred. 1011 00:41:16,373 --> 00:41:18,333 How much have you got? 1012 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,085 $17. 1013 00:41:20,335 --> 00:41:22,129 $17? 1014 00:41:23,255 --> 00:41:24,798 You brought $17 out? 1015 00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:29,136 Nice! 1016 00:41:29,511 --> 00:41:30,637 - Thank you! - Cool. 1017 00:41:31,096 --> 00:41:33,056 So you're just gonna keep it. I got you. 1018 00:41:33,765 --> 00:41:35,308 Stay back! 1019 00:41:35,392 --> 00:41:37,411 Hey, buddy, can you just give us the answer to the second riddle, 1020 00:41:37,435 --> 00:41:38,645 'cause we're way behind. 1021 00:41:38,728 --> 00:41:40,063 Don't you get it? 1022 00:41:40,147 --> 00:41:41,815 That was not supposed to happen. 1023 00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:46,236 Oh, what now? You guys already did the breaking-in thing. 1024 00:41:46,319 --> 00:41:48,738 Shut up! And get on the floor, all of you! 1025 00:41:49,030 --> 00:41:50,115 Whoa! 1026 00:41:50,198 --> 00:41:52,200 Ron, you okay? 1027 00:41:52,284 --> 00:41:54,202 No, Nathan, I'm not okay. 1028 00:41:54,286 --> 00:41:56,955 Two guys came in here and attacked me. 1029 00:41:57,038 --> 00:41:58,665 - Oh, my God. - I know! 1030 00:41:58,748 --> 00:42:01,793 And I quit Disney Cruises for this bullshit. 1031 00:42:04,045 --> 00:42:05,648 We can check, but that doesn't make any sense. 1032 00:42:05,672 --> 00:42:06,882 I'm not wearing a jacket. 1033 00:42:07,048 --> 00:42:09,467 Maybe it means, like a book jacket. 1034 00:42:09,634 --> 00:42:12,053 Why would a book have a jacket? 1035 00:42:13,930 --> 00:42:14,931 Murder We Wrote. 1036 00:42:15,056 --> 00:42:16,492 Glenda, something terrible has happened. 1037 00:42:16,516 --> 00:42:17,517 What? 1038 00:42:17,601 --> 00:42:19,036 Nathan and I showed up for the takeaway, 1039 00:42:19,060 --> 00:42:20,770 and Ron had been attacked. 1040 00:42:20,937 --> 00:42:22,257 Where? At the Brooks Davis house? 1041 00:42:22,355 --> 00:42:23,457 - Yes. - Huh? 1042 00:42:23,481 --> 00:42:24,482 What? 1043 00:42:25,609 --> 00:42:27,110 Is everyone okay? 1044 00:42:27,277 --> 00:42:28,987 No, no. I'm not okay, Glenda! 1045 00:42:29,154 --> 00:42:32,490 I have a throbbing headache, and they took the host! 1046 00:42:32,657 --> 00:42:34,326 - Who took him? - Kidnappers! 1047 00:42:34,492 --> 00:42:37,120 Real ones! Dangerous fucking criminals! 1048 00:42:47,589 --> 00:42:50,589 I'm packed and I'm holding I'm smiling, she's living, she's golden 1049 00:42:50,675 --> 00:42:51,801 She lives for me 1050 00:42:51,968 --> 00:42:53,261 - Sing into the mic. - Jesus! 1051 00:42:53,345 --> 00:42:54,387 No. 1052 00:42:54,471 --> 00:42:58,058 Her own motivation She goes round, and she goes down on me 1053 00:42:58,225 --> 00:42:59,267 And you, Tats? 1054 00:42:59,434 --> 00:43:02,187 You got something to say? No? Boop. 1055 00:43:02,354 --> 00:43:04,564 Coming over you Keep on smiling, what we go through 1056 00:43:05,023 --> 00:43:07,651 One stop to the rhythm that divides you 1057 00:43:07,817 --> 00:43:10,946 I see you eyeing that, Ponytail. Not on my watch! 1058 00:43:11,029 --> 00:43:12,906 Bingo! Bingo! I got them, baby. Let's do this. 1059 00:43:13,073 --> 00:43:15,408 Yes! Okay. 1060 00:43:16,868 --> 00:43:18,370 Hey, hey, Brooks! 1061 00:43:18,536 --> 00:43:20,664 - Guess who it is! - Oh! 1062 00:43:20,830 --> 00:43:23,667 Ready? Hello! 1063 00:43:23,959 --> 00:43:25,269 - Look at that face! - Oh, shit. 1064 00:43:25,293 --> 00:43:26,336 That is priceless! 1065 00:43:26,419 --> 00:43:27,980 You did not expect us this early, did you? 1066 00:43:28,004 --> 00:43:30,257 I've gotta capture this moment. Honey, get in there. 1067 00:43:30,423 --> 00:43:32,259 We'll take a quick little selfie here 1068 00:43:32,425 --> 00:43:34,803 and send it off to the losers. One, two, three. 1069 00:43:34,970 --> 00:43:36,263 Cheese! 1070 00:43:36,346 --> 00:43:37,555 Ha! 1071 00:43:37,639 --> 00:43:38,699 Perfect. Oh, speak of the devil. 1072 00:43:38,723 --> 00:43:40,850 There's Ryan now, probably calling begging for help. 1073 00:43:40,934 --> 00:43:41,935 - Ugh! - Ignore. 1074 00:43:42,018 --> 00:43:43,561 This is not a game, Max! 1075 00:43:44,271 --> 00:43:47,190 Jesus! Guys, it's a wrap in here, okay? 1076 00:43:47,565 --> 00:43:48,566 Show's over! 1077 00:43:48,650 --> 00:43:50,628 Listen, I'm not a venture capitalist. I'm a smuggler! 1078 00:43:50,652 --> 00:43:53,446 - A smuggler? - Yeah, I made a mistake. 1079 00:43:53,530 --> 00:43:54,757 I sold the Bulgarian's egg to a different guy. 1080 00:43:54,781 --> 00:43:56,550 And I have to get it back to him, or he's gonna kill me! 1081 00:43:56,574 --> 00:43:59,414 "The Bulgarian's egg"? Wasn't that the third Harry Potter book? Come on. 1082 00:43:59,536 --> 00:44:02,016 Wait, I'm confused. So, this isn't the end of this whole thing? 1083 00:44:02,122 --> 00:44:03,248 No, it is the end, okay? 1084 00:44:03,415 --> 00:44:05,125 You said, whoever catches you gets the car. 1085 00:44:05,292 --> 00:44:07,460 We found you, we get the car. Game over. 1086 00:44:07,627 --> 00:44:09,754 No! I'm telling you! This is all real! 1087 00:44:10,088 --> 00:44:11,607 The shitty actors are real? Come on. 1088 00:44:11,631 --> 00:44:13,471 How about that ridiculous fight? Was that real? 1089 00:44:13,591 --> 00:44:14,968 Is this gun real? 1090 00:44:15,051 --> 00:44:16,052 Oh, no, Annie! 1091 00:44:16,136 --> 00:44:18,430 Oh, no. Oh, no. Bang, bang. 1092 00:44:20,598 --> 00:44:21,599 Ow! 1093 00:44:29,941 --> 00:44:30,984 Blood! 1094 00:44:31,151 --> 00:44:33,737 Oh, my God! I shot you! 1095 00:44:33,903 --> 00:44:35,363 You fucking shot me! 1096 00:44:35,530 --> 00:44:37,157 Cut me loose before we all get shot! 1097 00:44:37,324 --> 00:44:38,325 Come on, untie me! 1098 00:44:38,658 --> 00:44:39,898 - Get me out of here! - Oh, God! 1099 00:44:41,328 --> 00:44:42,620 Help me. Help. 1100 00:44:42,787 --> 00:44:43,955 Oh, my God! 1101 00:44:44,122 --> 00:44:46,309 - Go out! Go, go, go! - What the fuck did you do to me? 1102 00:44:46,333 --> 00:44:48,001 Come on, come on, come on. 1103 00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:50,128 - Hey! - Where are the guns? 1104 00:44:52,714 --> 00:44:53,757 You shot me. 1105 00:44:53,923 --> 00:44:55,467 I know. I feel terrible. 1106 00:44:55,633 --> 00:44:56,944 - Come on, man! - Go! Go, go! 1107 00:44:56,968 --> 00:44:58,070 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1108 00:44:58,094 --> 00:44:59,155 Come on, come on, come on! 1109 00:44:59,179 --> 00:45:00,573 - Oh, my God! - Move your ass! 1110 00:45:00,597 --> 00:45:02,349 - Honey, get in! - Go, go! 1111 00:45:02,515 --> 00:45:03,767 Go, go, go! 1112 00:45:05,101 --> 00:45:06,644 Holy shit! 1113 00:45:07,896 --> 00:45:10,732 Hold up! Hold up, motherfucker! 1114 00:45:12,108 --> 00:45:14,235 - God damn it! - Man, come on! 1115 00:45:16,279 --> 00:45:18,341 Brooks, what the fuck is going on with you? Start talking! 1116 00:45:18,365 --> 00:45:20,825 I've lied to you and the family about what I do. 1117 00:45:20,909 --> 00:45:23,870 I buy and I sell illegal shit for people in the black market. 1118 00:45:23,953 --> 00:45:25,205 Really? So you're a criminal? 1119 00:45:25,288 --> 00:45:26,608 Oh, my God! They're following us! 1120 00:45:28,291 --> 00:45:29,643 But I made a mistake, because there's this guy. 1121 00:45:29,667 --> 00:45:30,728 They call him the Bulgarian. 1122 00:45:30,752 --> 00:45:33,046 He's got his fingers in all these pies around the world. 1123 00:45:33,213 --> 00:45:35,215 - What kind of pies? - Illegal pies, Max. 1124 00:45:35,298 --> 00:45:38,110 You know, the kind of pies that have heroin in them and guns and sex slaves. 1125 00:45:38,134 --> 00:45:39,195 You know, all that kind of stuff. 1126 00:45:39,219 --> 00:45:41,971 But he just wanted me to help him find this Fabergé egg. 1127 00:45:42,055 --> 00:45:44,432 Fuck that! Fabergé egg? 1128 00:45:44,516 --> 00:45:46,035 - Are you kidding me? - No, I'm serious. 1129 00:45:46,059 --> 00:45:47,060 And I found it! 1130 00:45:47,143 --> 00:45:49,771 But then there was this other guy, this Marlon Freeman. 1131 00:45:49,854 --> 00:45:51,940 He's willing to pay twice as much for the same egg. 1132 00:45:52,023 --> 00:45:53,542 So what? So you screwed over the Bulgarian guy 1133 00:45:53,566 --> 00:45:54,919 and those fellows behind us work for him, 1134 00:45:54,943 --> 00:45:56,754 and they just happen to crash your murder mystery party? 1135 00:45:56,778 --> 00:45:59,072 I know, right? What are the odds of that? 1136 00:46:00,532 --> 00:46:02,372 - Oh, too close, too close! - Careful, careful! 1137 00:46:04,035 --> 00:46:05,245 Watch out! Watch out! 1138 00:46:05,328 --> 00:46:06,329 Oh, oh! 1139 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:10,250 - Shit! - Sorry! You okay? 1140 00:46:10,417 --> 00:46:11,459 Yeah, I'm all right. 1141 00:46:11,543 --> 00:46:13,962 - We need to go to the cops now! - Yeah, right now! Let's go! 1142 00:46:14,129 --> 00:46:15,356 - We can't go to the cops! - Why? 1143 00:46:15,380 --> 00:46:16,780 The Bulgarian's got a ton of moles. 1144 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:17,924 On his face? 1145 00:46:19,634 --> 00:46:20,927 No, in the police department. 1146 00:46:21,094 --> 00:46:22,429 Look out! 1147 00:46:23,805 --> 00:46:25,181 Careful! 1148 00:46:29,769 --> 00:46:31,187 Oh, my God! This is insane! 1149 00:46:45,618 --> 00:46:47,912 If you call the cops, I'll be dead before I get to jail. 1150 00:46:48,079 --> 00:46:49,640 Why don't we just get a hold of this Marlon Freeman guy 1151 00:46:49,664 --> 00:46:50,808 and buy the egg back from him? 1152 00:46:50,832 --> 00:46:53,072 I couldn't find him if I wanted to. That name's an alias. 1153 00:46:56,921 --> 00:46:58,548 - Gun, gun, gun! Duck! - Oh, oh... 1154 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,643 Okay, these guys are not stopping. What do we do? 1155 00:47:10,810 --> 00:47:13,897 They're not gonna stop until they get me. 1156 00:47:14,063 --> 00:47:15,982 I'm sorry I dragged you guys into this. 1157 00:47:16,065 --> 00:47:17,066 Oh, my God! 1158 00:47:17,233 --> 00:47:19,444 I'm sorry for a lot of things. 1159 00:47:21,779 --> 00:47:24,299 - Hey! What are you doing? - What is he doing? What is he doing? 1160 00:47:24,741 --> 00:47:26,743 - I love you, Max! - Brooks, don't be an idiot! 1161 00:47:29,287 --> 00:47:30,288 Stop the car! 1162 00:47:39,047 --> 00:47:41,508 - Shit! Go, go, go! - Oh, my God! Okay, okay. 1163 00:47:44,969 --> 00:47:47,250 Fuck! What are we gonna do? They're gonna kill my brother. 1164 00:47:47,305 --> 00:47:49,025 Oh, Annie, I feel faint. I'm gonna pass out. 1165 00:47:49,057 --> 00:47:50,850 Oh, honey, we'll get you to a hospital, okay? 1166 00:47:51,017 --> 00:47:52,310 No, no, no! No hospitals. 1167 00:47:52,477 --> 00:47:53,787 This is a gunshot wound, they'll call the cops. 1168 00:47:53,811 --> 00:47:54,812 Shit, shit! Okay. 1169 00:47:54,896 --> 00:47:57,440 So we go to a mob doctor, right? 1170 00:47:58,483 --> 00:47:59,960 Do you know one of those, sweetheart? 1171 00:47:59,984 --> 00:48:01,694 - No. - No. 1172 00:48:01,861 --> 00:48:03,781 What about a veterinarian that works for the mob? 1173 00:48:04,113 --> 00:48:05,823 - You know one of those? - No. 1174 00:48:05,990 --> 00:48:07,551 Come on. Why are you pitching all the mob stuff? 1175 00:48:07,575 --> 00:48:09,702 - I think 'cause I'm losing my shit here! - I get it. 1176 00:48:09,869 --> 00:48:10,949 You're gonna have to do it. 1177 00:48:10,995 --> 00:48:11,996 - What? - Yup. 1178 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,307 You're gonna have to take the bullet out. 1179 00:48:13,331 --> 00:48:14,600 I don't wanna... I don't wanna do it. 1180 00:48:14,624 --> 00:48:15,851 You think I want you to take the bullet out? 1181 00:48:15,875 --> 00:48:18,235 I've seen you try to cut a chicken. We have no other option. 1182 00:48:18,294 --> 00:48:20,713 Oh, my God! This is so bad! 1183 00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,423 I hate game night! 1184 00:48:26,010 --> 00:48:27,370 Thank you! 1185 00:48:28,930 --> 00:48:29,931 Hey! 1186 00:48:30,014 --> 00:48:31,734 Oh, thank God. Listen, Annie. It's all real. 1187 00:48:31,766 --> 00:48:32,767 Oh, no, I know. 1188 00:48:32,850 --> 00:48:34,477 Brooks is caught up in something and... 1189 00:48:34,644 --> 00:48:36,020 Okay, where are you guys? 1190 00:48:36,104 --> 00:48:37,748 We're all at Brooks'. Waiting to talk to the cops. 1191 00:48:37,772 --> 00:48:40,024 No! No, no, no! Do not talk to the cops! 1192 00:48:40,191 --> 00:48:41,271 What? Why? What's going on? 1193 00:48:41,401 --> 00:48:42,721 - Are you guys okay? - Yeah, yeah. 1194 00:48:42,819 --> 00:48:44,988 We're fine. We're fine. I shot Max, but he's fine. 1195 00:48:45,071 --> 00:48:46,072 What? 1196 00:48:46,155 --> 00:48:47,550 Look. We will meet you back at our house. 1197 00:48:47,574 --> 00:48:49,414 Whatever you do, do not tell the cops anything. 1198 00:48:49,492 --> 00:48:51,786 Brooks's life depends on it. 1199 00:48:56,457 --> 00:48:57,875 - Hey. - Hi. 1200 00:48:58,042 --> 00:48:59,168 Okay. 1201 00:48:59,335 --> 00:49:00,378 I got a bunch of stuff. 1202 00:49:00,461 --> 00:49:01,462 Yeah. 1203 00:49:02,005 --> 00:49:04,215 Pocket knife. Tweezers. 1204 00:49:04,299 --> 00:49:05,758 Sewing kit. Gauze. 1205 00:49:05,842 --> 00:49:07,444 Good, good. All right. Wow, you did great! 1206 00:49:07,468 --> 00:49:09,887 Yeah. And they didn't have rubbing alcohol. 1207 00:49:10,054 --> 00:49:12,849 And they don't sell hard liquor, so I got you this lovely chard. 1208 00:49:13,016 --> 00:49:15,143 Good idea. Way to pivot, yep. Good girl. 1209 00:49:15,310 --> 00:49:17,186 What else did you get, huh? More good stuff? 1210 00:49:17,729 --> 00:49:19,981 What is helpful in Country Living? 1211 00:49:20,148 --> 00:49:23,901 Oh, that's for later. There's a corn chowder recipe. It looks really good. 1212 00:49:24,068 --> 00:49:26,028 - You love corn chowder, huh? - Sweet. I do, yeah. 1213 00:49:26,070 --> 00:49:27,214 - That'll cheer you up. - Thank you. 1214 00:49:27,238 --> 00:49:28,698 Okay. And then a squeaky toy. 1215 00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:30,241 - Huh. - For your mouth. 1216 00:49:30,408 --> 00:49:31,409 - For the pain. - Mmm-hmm. 1217 00:49:31,576 --> 00:49:33,176 Okay. Well, hopefully I won't need this. 1218 00:49:33,244 --> 00:49:35,079 - Okay, let's see this bad boy. - All right. 1219 00:49:35,246 --> 00:49:36,331 Yeah, careful. 1220 00:49:36,497 --> 00:49:38,124 - Okay. - All right. 1221 00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:40,376 - Okay. - Okay. 1222 00:49:40,543 --> 00:49:41,687 - We're gonna push past it. - No problem. No problem. 1223 00:49:41,711 --> 00:49:42,938 - We're gonna get the bullet out. - Let's just Google. 1224 00:49:42,962 --> 00:49:44,398 Honey, can you return the text later? 1225 00:49:44,422 --> 00:49:46,262 This is instructions on how to remove a bullet. 1226 00:49:47,091 --> 00:49:48,777 - Oh, sorry. - It's an alt-right militia website, 1227 00:49:48,801 --> 00:49:50,441 so I'm just gonna ignore the racist stuff. 1228 00:49:50,595 --> 00:49:51,679 - Good. Good, good. - Yeah? 1229 00:49:51,846 --> 00:49:53,306 Okay. "Step one, sterile gloves." 1230 00:49:53,723 --> 00:49:54,974 Check! 1231 00:49:55,141 --> 00:49:56,327 We're doing the best we can, right? 1232 00:49:56,351 --> 00:49:58,061 Okay. Yeah. We're getting by. 1233 00:49:58,227 --> 00:49:59,729 "Step two." 1234 00:49:59,812 --> 00:50:02,440 Um... Okay. "Disinfect wound." 1235 00:50:02,607 --> 00:50:04,567 Right, yeah. That's gonna sting, isn't it? 1236 00:50:04,651 --> 00:50:06,069 Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. 1237 00:50:06,152 --> 00:50:07,445 - Let's do it. - Okay? 1238 00:50:09,322 --> 00:50:11,532 That smarts, huh? 1239 00:50:11,699 --> 00:50:13,451 Yeah. 1240 00:50:13,618 --> 00:50:15,578 Gonna administer anesthetic. 1241 00:50:15,745 --> 00:50:17,890 - We don't have that. - Just gonna skip that one. Okay. 1242 00:50:17,914 --> 00:50:19,634 "Step four, apply pressure above the wound." 1243 00:50:19,666 --> 00:50:21,584 Here, you squeeze that there. 1244 00:50:21,668 --> 00:50:22,770 - I got it. - Great. Thank you. 1245 00:50:22,794 --> 00:50:25,338 We're just gonna make two tiny incisions... 1246 00:50:25,421 --> 00:50:26,982 - Oh, my God. - On either side of the wound. 1247 00:50:27,006 --> 00:50:29,217 Easy-peasy. Huh? 1248 00:50:29,509 --> 00:50:30,718 This is fun, huh? 1249 00:50:30,802 --> 00:50:32,679 - Are you having fun? - No. 1250 00:50:32,762 --> 00:50:33,846 Let's get the bullet. 1251 00:50:33,930 --> 00:50:35,366 - Okay. Here we go. - Let's get in there and get it. 1252 00:50:35,390 --> 00:50:37,576 - Nice and small, nice and small, baby. - Okay. Yeah, yeah. 1253 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:38,643 Tiny, teeny. 1254 00:50:42,438 --> 00:50:44,732 That's not small. That's really big! 1255 00:50:44,899 --> 00:50:45,942 So big? 1256 00:50:46,025 --> 00:50:48,152 Way too big, baby. It's a bullet, not a grapefruit. 1257 00:50:48,236 --> 00:50:50,422 I'm sorry! I'm sorry. This is my first time. I don't know... 1258 00:50:50,446 --> 00:50:51,948 Oh, there's so much blood. 1259 00:50:53,282 --> 00:50:56,452 - No, no. Don't you start doing that. - No, you're gonna make... 1260 00:50:59,956 --> 00:51:00,998 - I'm sorry. - Stop it. 1261 00:51:01,082 --> 00:51:02,518 I'm looking at you, and you're making me... 1262 00:51:02,542 --> 00:51:03,977 Well, don't look at me. I won't look at it. 1263 00:51:04,001 --> 00:51:05,813 - Push through. Let's go. - Okay. All right, okay. 1264 00:51:05,837 --> 00:51:06,897 - No more cutting. - Oh, shit. 1265 00:51:06,921 --> 00:51:08,065 Just get the tweezers and get the bullet out, baby. 1266 00:51:08,089 --> 00:51:09,340 Shit, shit, shit. Um... 1267 00:51:09,424 --> 00:51:11,551 - What? What happened? - Phone went to sleep. 1268 00:51:11,634 --> 00:51:12,903 You gotta set it so that thing stays on. 1269 00:51:12,927 --> 00:51:14,154 - No. My phone doesn't do that. - Sure it does. 1270 00:51:14,178 --> 00:51:15,572 Same phone as mine. Just change it. 1271 00:51:15,596 --> 00:51:17,908 Just gonna touch it with my nose every 30 seconds. It's fine. 1272 00:51:17,932 --> 00:51:19,410 Don't be afraid of your phone. Get in there, go to the settings, 1273 00:51:19,434 --> 00:51:22,162 go to "Display" and change the timing so that it doesn't revert to sleep mode. 1274 00:51:22,186 --> 00:51:23,229 - Revert? - Yeah. 1275 00:51:23,312 --> 00:51:24,957 What are you, Steve Jobs? I'm not reverting anything. No. 1276 00:51:24,981 --> 00:51:26,083 No, I'm just unafraid of my phone, honey. 1277 00:51:26,107 --> 00:51:27,108 It's so fucking simple. 1278 00:51:27,567 --> 00:51:29,318 Shh! Quiet. I know what I'm doing, okay? 1279 00:51:29,485 --> 00:51:30,695 Do you? 1280 00:51:30,778 --> 00:51:31,779 Yes. 1281 00:51:31,988 --> 00:51:33,740 - Here we go. Here we go. - Here she goes. 1282 00:51:33,906 --> 00:51:35,366 You're like a dolphin. 1283 00:51:35,533 --> 00:51:37,243 All right. This part's gonna hurt. 1284 00:51:37,410 --> 00:51:38,578 I don't... I don't doubt it. 1285 00:51:38,745 --> 00:51:40,121 Okay, let's do this. 1286 00:51:40,580 --> 00:51:41,581 Okay. 1287 00:51:42,749 --> 00:51:43,958 Ooh... Oh, wait. 1288 00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:45,820 What is that? 1289 00:51:45,877 --> 00:51:46,878 You hear that? 1290 00:51:46,961 --> 00:51:48,504 What's that sound? What's that sound? 1291 00:51:48,588 --> 00:51:49,839 Is that the bullet? 1292 00:51:49,964 --> 00:51:52,258 - That's bone! - What? 1293 00:51:52,341 --> 00:51:53,885 That's not right. 1294 00:51:54,343 --> 00:51:58,181 Okay. Um, what do the racists say if you can't find the bullet? 1295 00:51:58,264 --> 00:51:59,658 Yeah, that's bone. You got the bone. 1296 00:51:59,682 --> 00:52:01,684 I'm looking at my bone. Look right here. 1297 00:52:01,851 --> 00:52:04,937 Max, did you get shot twice? 1298 00:52:08,149 --> 00:52:09,275 That's the exit wound. 1299 00:52:09,776 --> 00:52:11,319 Oh, it came out! 1300 00:52:11,402 --> 00:52:12,904 Yup. Nothing to remove. 1301 00:52:13,070 --> 00:52:14,280 The bullet has exited the arm. 1302 00:52:14,363 --> 00:52:15,632 Well, let's just sew that sucker up, huh? 1303 00:52:15,656 --> 00:52:16,657 Yeah. 1304 00:52:18,951 --> 00:52:21,579 No, no. Honey, don't, don't look at... 1305 00:52:21,662 --> 00:52:22,705 Stop it. 1306 00:52:25,082 --> 00:52:26,167 I'm sorry. 1307 00:52:26,501 --> 00:52:29,104 Now, the Bulgarian's guys have Brooks, and the only way to save him 1308 00:52:29,128 --> 00:52:31,380 is to get that egg from this Marlon Freeman guy. 1309 00:52:31,464 --> 00:52:34,050 I can't believe your brother's been lying to us this whole time. 1310 00:52:34,133 --> 00:52:35,843 He's even cooler than we thought. 1311 00:52:35,927 --> 00:52:38,346 Honey, I think you sewed my arm to my sleeve. 1312 00:52:38,429 --> 00:52:40,616 I didn't even know Morgan Freeman collected Fabergé eggs. 1313 00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,433 Aren't those worth millions of dollars? 1314 00:52:42,517 --> 00:52:44,477 It's Marlon Freeman, but that's just an alias. 1315 00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:46,663 Somehow, we gotta find out his real name, find out his address. 1316 00:52:46,687 --> 00:52:48,856 - Police computer. - What do you mean? 1317 00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:51,025 I once dated this girl whose father was a cop. 1318 00:52:51,108 --> 00:52:53,069 She showed me her dad's police computer. 1319 00:52:53,152 --> 00:52:55,947 It has a database with every known alias on it. 1320 00:52:56,030 --> 00:52:58,658 I bet we could find Marlon Wayans' real name on it. 1321 00:52:58,741 --> 00:53:01,345 So, if we called her up, would she let you go on her dad's computer? 1322 00:53:01,369 --> 00:53:03,704 No. No. No way! That ended badly. 1323 00:53:03,996 --> 00:53:06,836 So how are we gonna get into a police computer without the cops knowing? 1324 00:53:06,874 --> 00:53:08,227 - Billy Bob Thornton! - What? 1325 00:53:08,251 --> 00:53:10,294 - What? - You slept with Billy Bob, didn't you? 1326 00:53:10,378 --> 00:53:14,757 Hang on. Hang on. I know where we can get on a police computer. 1327 00:53:15,842 --> 00:53:18,094 - Hey! - Gary! 1328 00:53:18,469 --> 00:53:19,762 Goodness. 1329 00:53:20,471 --> 00:53:22,431 To what do Bastian and I owe the pleasure? 1330 00:53:22,598 --> 00:53:23,975 Well, we were all just talking, 1331 00:53:24,141 --> 00:53:26,894 and we realized we haven't had a game night in ages, 1332 00:53:27,061 --> 00:53:28,604 just the seven of us. 1333 00:53:28,688 --> 00:53:29,689 So... 1334 00:53:29,772 --> 00:53:31,732 I thought you were going to your brother's house. 1335 00:53:31,816 --> 00:53:32,984 I never said that. 1336 00:53:33,067 --> 00:53:35,194 Come on, Gare Bear. Live a little! It's the weekend! 1337 00:53:35,278 --> 00:53:38,364 We were just saying how you were always better at games than Debbie was. 1338 00:53:38,447 --> 00:53:40,658 I'll thank you not to besmirch my ex-wife. 1339 00:53:41,117 --> 00:53:42,577 That woman is an angel. 1340 00:53:42,660 --> 00:53:46,914 Oh. Yeah, she was much better at games than you. 1341 00:53:47,456 --> 00:53:53,462 I will admit I have eagerly awaited a visit such as this. 1342 00:53:59,552 --> 00:54:00,803 Where'd he go? 1343 00:54:01,470 --> 00:54:02,972 Do we follow him? 1344 00:54:03,055 --> 00:54:04,265 It seems like it. 1345 00:54:04,348 --> 00:54:05,975 - Ryan, you go first. - I'm scared. 1346 00:54:12,732 --> 00:54:15,234 Help yourself to popped corn with sea salt. 1347 00:54:15,318 --> 00:54:17,153 Oh! Oh! 1348 00:54:18,029 --> 00:54:19,488 Yummy, yummy. 1349 00:54:20,031 --> 00:54:22,617 I can't believe that you read my mind. I was craving popcorn. 1350 00:54:22,783 --> 00:54:25,119 You have a framed photo of game night? 1351 00:54:25,286 --> 00:54:29,081 Doesn't everyone have photographs of their best friends in their homes? 1352 00:54:30,583 --> 00:54:32,960 Of course. We do. 1353 00:54:33,544 --> 00:54:35,296 Max, uh, you wanna go first? 1354 00:54:35,379 --> 00:54:37,256 Okay, I'll start. I'll do it. 1355 00:54:37,882 --> 00:54:39,091 Oh. There's a loose one. 1356 00:54:39,175 --> 00:54:41,594 Always in the middle. That's where you wanna go. 1357 00:54:41,677 --> 00:54:43,054 Can I use your john real quick? 1358 00:54:43,137 --> 00:54:45,556 Of course. It's the end of the hall, next to our... 1359 00:54:49,101 --> 00:54:50,811 My bedroom. 1360 00:54:52,313 --> 00:54:53,356 Okay. 1361 00:55:15,878 --> 00:55:17,546 Oh, no, Gary. 1362 00:55:45,199 --> 00:55:48,703 So, Sarah, how long have you two been a couple? 1363 00:55:49,537 --> 00:55:52,039 Oh, no! No, we're not. We just... 1364 00:55:52,123 --> 00:55:55,251 We work together. I wouldn't, um... I wouldn't do that thing. 1365 00:55:55,334 --> 00:56:00,840 I see. I thought I detected a certain chemistry between the two of you. 1366 00:56:00,923 --> 00:56:03,509 No. No way. 1367 00:56:04,135 --> 00:56:06,303 - No, that's not... - Mmm. Mmm. 1368 00:56:06,637 --> 00:56:10,266 Then again, I'm not the best judge of chemistry in the world. 1369 00:56:18,232 --> 00:56:19,400 Hmm. 1370 00:56:19,984 --> 00:56:21,652 Oh, because your wife left you. 1371 00:56:22,236 --> 00:56:23,446 Oh, shit. 1372 00:56:33,164 --> 00:56:35,332 Hello, Donald Anderton. 1373 00:56:44,383 --> 00:56:46,343 Oh! 1374 00:56:47,011 --> 00:56:51,557 So many possible moves. I just don't know where to begin. 1375 00:56:53,559 --> 00:56:55,102 Um, maybe... Ooh... 1376 00:56:56,437 --> 00:56:58,040 - Decision-making. - Come on, Annie. Just make up your mind. 1377 00:56:58,064 --> 00:56:59,607 - No! - Please! No? 1378 00:57:01,859 --> 00:57:04,779 Yup, take your time. 1379 00:57:36,852 --> 00:57:39,647 Oh, Brooks. What have you gotten yourself into? 1380 00:57:56,956 --> 00:58:01,001 Oh, shit. Where did you come from, little guy? 1381 00:58:02,378 --> 00:58:06,257 Son of a bitch. Hey! What are you, a vampire? 1382 00:58:06,507 --> 00:58:09,135 Oh, God. Oh, God. 1383 00:58:12,012 --> 00:58:15,391 Oh, my God. Has that got it? 1384 00:58:15,558 --> 00:58:19,436 No, that doesn't got it. God damn it. Come on! 1385 00:58:23,941 --> 00:58:24,942 No! 1386 00:58:26,819 --> 00:58:27,820 I should go check on him. 1387 00:58:27,903 --> 00:58:29,303 I think he's fine. 1388 00:58:29,530 --> 00:58:32,533 - He cried out. - Tell me about Debbie. 1389 00:58:35,369 --> 00:58:36,620 I beg your pardon. 1390 00:58:37,329 --> 00:58:41,834 Oh, just I... I never met her. I'd love to hear all about her. 1391 00:58:52,761 --> 00:58:54,221 Where do I begin? 1392 00:58:54,388 --> 00:58:56,974 All right, you wanna take a bath? We'll take a little bath. 1393 00:58:57,141 --> 00:59:01,937 There we go. Okay. All right. Here we go. 1394 00:59:04,190 --> 00:59:07,026 There we go, huh? Huh? 1395 00:59:08,485 --> 00:59:09,695 Oh, it's so much worse. 1396 00:59:10,362 --> 00:59:13,824 Oh, God. And what did I do to this? What the fuck is this thing? 1397 00:59:15,326 --> 00:59:16,452 Oh, Debbie. 1398 00:59:16,535 --> 00:59:17,745 Oh! 1399 00:59:25,294 --> 00:59:27,755 Okay. Fuck this. 1400 00:59:28,339 --> 00:59:30,174 Hey, guys, Gary was right. It's awful late. 1401 00:59:30,257 --> 00:59:32,593 Let's get home, get to bed, huh? Get out of his hair. 1402 00:59:32,676 --> 00:59:34,845 We haven't finished the game. It's your turn, Max. 1403 00:59:35,012 --> 00:59:36,263 Oh, my turn, huh? 1404 00:59:36,430 --> 00:59:38,933 Okay, be careful now, Max. Oh! 1405 00:59:39,016 --> 00:59:40,726 Well, game over. I went in a little hot. 1406 00:59:40,893 --> 00:59:43,812 - Why did you— - Thanks! Good to see you, Gary. 1407 00:59:43,979 --> 00:59:46,106 When shall we play next? 1408 00:59:46,190 --> 00:59:49,193 Soon. We'll call you. 1409 00:59:54,031 --> 00:59:56,909 Bastian. Baby! 1410 00:59:58,661 --> 01:00:02,706 So, how are we supposed to get this egg out of Donald Anderton's house? 1411 01:00:02,790 --> 01:00:04,416 I don't know. I'm gonna figure it out. 1412 01:00:05,501 --> 01:00:08,128 "Unknown Caller." Please don't be Gary. 1413 01:00:08,212 --> 01:00:10,839 - Hello? - We have your brother. 1414 01:00:11,715 --> 01:00:12,841 Um... 1415 01:00:12,925 --> 01:00:14,468 Okay. Uh, we know where the egg is, 1416 01:00:14,551 --> 01:00:15,737 and we're actually on our way there right now. 1417 01:00:15,761 --> 01:00:17,530 We can do a swap, okay? Please don't hurt Brooks. 1418 01:00:17,554 --> 01:00:21,475 Meet us on the East 4th Street bridge at midnight. If you're late, he dies. 1419 01:00:21,558 --> 01:00:22,977 - Oh, my God. - Um... 1420 01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:26,105 Boy, that's less than an hour from now. 1421 01:00:27,523 --> 01:00:28,607 Hello? 1422 01:00:28,691 --> 01:00:31,860 What's up with this guy's voice? He sounds like a monster. 1423 01:00:32,027 --> 01:00:33,779 He's using a voice changer, Ryan. 1424 01:00:33,862 --> 01:00:36,198 He still sounds like a scary monster. 1425 01:00:39,493 --> 01:00:43,247 And we are here. 1426 01:00:43,872 --> 01:00:44,933 All right. You guys head home, 1427 01:00:44,957 --> 01:00:46,268 and I will call as soon as I get the egg, all right? 1428 01:00:46,292 --> 01:00:48,460 What? Wait a second. Wait. I'm going with you. 1429 01:00:48,627 --> 01:00:50,689 No, Annie. It could be very, very dangerous in there, okay? 1430 01:00:50,713 --> 01:00:52,983 Listen, Brooks shouldn't have dragged any of us into this, 1431 01:00:53,007 --> 01:00:54,776 but he is my brother, and it's up to me to fix it. 1432 01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:56,844 No, bullshit! We're all in this together! 1433 01:00:56,927 --> 01:00:59,054 No, no, no. Max is right. You guys should go home, 1434 01:00:59,221 --> 01:01:01,432 but you and I are doing this. 1435 01:01:01,598 --> 01:01:03,934 Okay, what happens if you guys don't make it out? 1436 01:01:04,018 --> 01:01:06,371 We don't come to game night because we're dying to play charades and shit. 1437 01:01:06,395 --> 01:01:07,706 We come because we love you guys. 1438 01:01:07,730 --> 01:01:09,857 Honestly, this is the best part of our week. 1439 01:01:09,940 --> 01:01:13,110 Mine, too. And I have a lot of options on the weekend. 1440 01:01:13,193 --> 01:01:15,279 Wow. You guys... 1441 01:01:15,362 --> 01:01:17,364 Thank you. That's very nice. 1442 01:01:18,115 --> 01:01:19,908 Aw, good friends. 1443 01:01:20,576 --> 01:01:23,829 You should probably go, though, right? I mean, you don't even know us. 1444 01:01:24,204 --> 01:01:25,789 Yeah, why are you still here? 1445 01:01:25,873 --> 01:01:29,209 Oh, I don't know. I just got caught up in it. 1446 01:01:29,293 --> 01:01:31,295 Also, if I go home now, 1447 01:01:31,378 --> 01:01:33,189 and then I read in the newspaper tomorrow that you all died, 1448 01:01:33,213 --> 01:01:37,176 I'll just... I'll feel shit that I left, so I'm gonna stick around. 1449 01:01:37,926 --> 01:01:39,970 You still read the newspaper? 1450 01:01:40,137 --> 01:01:41,930 That's what you got from that? 1451 01:01:42,014 --> 01:01:44,016 How are we gonna get into this place? 1452 01:01:45,851 --> 01:01:47,895 Go! Go! Go! Go! 1453 01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:55,819 Okay. 1454 01:01:57,363 --> 01:02:00,282 Looks like they got a party going on. This could be good. 1455 01:02:12,503 --> 01:02:14,963 Where is everybody? 1456 01:02:30,646 --> 01:02:31,897 No way! 1457 01:02:40,406 --> 01:02:42,533 It's some kind of rich guy's fight club. 1458 01:02:42,616 --> 01:02:45,452 I knew it. They are real. 1459 01:02:49,498 --> 01:02:50,582 Come on! 1460 01:03:01,969 --> 01:03:05,389 That's my Boomer! That's my Boomer! 1461 01:03:06,181 --> 01:03:08,100 Man, this is some Django Unchained bullshit. 1462 01:03:08,183 --> 01:03:09,184 Water! 1463 01:03:10,102 --> 01:03:13,480 That's my boy! Good boy! Good boy! 1464 01:03:13,647 --> 01:03:15,816 Rich people are fucked up! 1465 01:03:15,983 --> 01:03:18,152 Kramer, get Logan ready! 1466 01:03:18,318 --> 01:03:21,155 Okay, minimum buy in is now 10 grand. 1467 01:03:21,321 --> 01:03:22,698 Okay, I think we should split up. 1468 01:03:22,865 --> 01:03:24,105 Yeah. And let's start upstairs. 1469 01:03:24,158 --> 01:03:26,118 Anybody finds the egg, just text the others, okay? 1470 01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:28,012 And for God's sake, be careful with it. All right? 1471 01:03:28,036 --> 01:03:29,037 Got you. I got it. 1472 01:03:29,121 --> 01:03:30,247 Be safe. 1473 01:03:32,416 --> 01:03:33,776 What are you... What are you doing? 1474 01:03:33,876 --> 01:03:35,127 Who says the egg isn't in here? 1475 01:03:36,128 --> 01:03:38,922 Also, I have a really good feeling about Logan. 1476 01:03:39,089 --> 01:03:42,342 Egg, egg, egg. Wow! This is some bedroom. 1477 01:03:42,509 --> 01:03:44,154 Does it remind you of your celebrity boyfriend's? 1478 01:03:44,178 --> 01:03:45,345 Are you still on this? 1479 01:03:45,471 --> 01:03:48,015 Yes, I'm still on this, Michelle. That's all I can think about. 1480 01:03:48,098 --> 01:03:49,183 And that's saying a lot, 1481 01:03:49,266 --> 01:03:52,394 considering we got Eyes Wide Fight Club going on downstairs. 1482 01:03:52,561 --> 01:03:54,354 Why is this so important to you? 1483 01:03:54,521 --> 01:03:58,108 Because, Michelle, look, I am losing my mind here. Okay? 1484 01:03:58,275 --> 01:03:59,651 We were broken up at the time. 1485 01:03:59,818 --> 01:04:03,155 I got a hand job from Karen Waller, so you had every right to. 1486 01:04:03,322 --> 01:04:04,615 So why not just tell me? 1487 01:04:06,700 --> 01:04:08,744 Okay, fine. 1488 01:04:10,496 --> 01:04:11,997 It was 10 years ago. 1489 01:04:12,164 --> 01:04:15,918 I was at a gas station, and I noticed a guy at the next pump. 1490 01:04:17,753 --> 01:04:21,215 It was Denzel Washington. 1491 01:04:21,465 --> 01:04:22,716 Hold up. 1492 01:04:24,218 --> 01:04:26,303 It actually was Denzel? 1493 01:04:26,386 --> 01:04:27,471 Yeah. 1494 01:04:31,683 --> 01:04:33,393 He was really nice. 1495 01:04:33,477 --> 01:04:37,272 He made some joke about how premium gas is probably the same as regular. 1496 01:04:37,356 --> 01:04:39,942 I took a chance, and I asked him if he wanted to get drinks. 1497 01:04:40,025 --> 01:04:41,276 He said yes. 1498 01:04:41,902 --> 01:04:43,403 We both got a little tipsy. 1499 01:04:43,487 --> 01:04:45,280 I offered to pay for drinks, and he let me, 1500 01:04:45,364 --> 01:04:46,865 which I thought was pretty cool. 1501 01:04:48,367 --> 01:04:50,702 We danced for hours. 1502 01:04:53,413 --> 01:04:55,053 Eventually, we ended up back at his place, 1503 01:04:55,123 --> 01:04:58,043 and one thing led to another. 1504 01:05:00,003 --> 01:05:02,923 It was just this crazy thing that happened, 1505 01:05:03,006 --> 01:05:04,716 and, in a weird way, it made me realize 1506 01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:08,220 the only person I ever wanna be with is you. 1507 01:05:10,055 --> 01:05:11,056 Nah. 1508 01:05:11,557 --> 01:05:13,016 Nah. I don't believe it. 1509 01:05:13,308 --> 01:05:14,935 - Oh, you... - Mmm-mmm. 1510 01:05:15,018 --> 01:05:16,895 Well, I took a picture with him at the club. 1511 01:05:17,062 --> 01:05:18,814 I put it in a hidden folder. 1512 01:05:19,898 --> 01:05:21,024 Denzel and Michelle. 1513 01:05:26,822 --> 01:05:28,282 Yeah, baby, that's not Denzel. 1514 01:05:28,574 --> 01:05:29,825 Yeah, it is. 1515 01:05:29,992 --> 01:05:31,159 Mmm. No, it's not. 1516 01:05:31,243 --> 01:05:33,620 Dude looks a lot like Denzel, 1517 01:05:34,371 --> 01:05:35,455 but, uh, it's not him. 1518 01:05:35,622 --> 01:05:37,833 You're crazy. That's... Look at that, that's Denzel. 1519 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,040 Okay, let me ask you this. Did he say he was Denzel? 1520 01:05:40,085 --> 01:05:41,503 Well, no. 1521 01:05:42,421 --> 01:05:45,048 He tried to introduce himself, and I cut him off 1522 01:05:45,132 --> 01:05:47,467 because I told him I knew who he was. 1523 01:05:50,012 --> 01:05:52,097 - What kind of car did he drive? - A BMW. 1524 01:05:52,180 --> 01:05:53,432 - Hmm. - Three series. 1525 01:05:53,515 --> 01:05:56,226 Mmm. What was his place like? 1526 01:05:57,019 --> 01:05:59,396 It... It was a two-bedroom condo. 1527 01:06:01,356 --> 01:06:05,777 And he used the, um, spare room as an office, so... 1528 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:07,920 Do you hear what you're saying right now? 1529 01:06:08,071 --> 01:06:09,615 Hold on, let me see. 1530 01:06:10,616 --> 01:06:12,826 When you zoom in, the nose gives it away, right? 1531 01:06:14,077 --> 01:06:15,370 - God damn! - Mmm-hmm. 1532 01:06:15,454 --> 01:06:18,457 Look, don't beat yourself up about it, okay? There is some good news. 1533 01:06:18,624 --> 01:06:21,335 If you wanna get with Denzel, huh, 1534 01:06:21,418 --> 01:06:23,462 he's standing right here! 1535 01:06:23,545 --> 01:06:28,342 Because the real Denzel ain't got shit on me. 1536 01:06:31,053 --> 01:06:36,183 I mean, how does this monster have five kids? We don't get to have one. 1537 01:06:36,892 --> 01:06:39,102 Well, his wife looks like she's about 15. 1538 01:06:39,227 --> 01:06:42,522 Uh... Yeah. My sperm are fine. 1539 01:06:42,689 --> 01:06:44,900 Right, right. No, I know, honey. We're just gonna... 1540 01:06:45,067 --> 01:06:48,654 We're gonna keep plugging away until something sticks, okay? 1541 01:06:48,737 --> 01:06:51,490 Gee, you really sound like a guy who wants to have a kid. 1542 01:06:51,615 --> 01:06:52,695 Well, you know, I'm just... 1543 01:06:52,783 --> 01:06:55,911 I'm a little distracted right now, honey, as you might imagine. 1544 01:06:55,994 --> 01:06:59,706 Look, if you're not into this, you kind of gotta tell me. 1545 01:07:00,290 --> 01:07:01,291 Listen. 1546 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:05,128 I wanna have a baby, but how do I explain this? Um... 1547 01:07:06,463 --> 01:07:09,007 Do you remember how we used to play Pac-Man at Fisker Lanes, 1548 01:07:09,091 --> 01:07:10,193 and we could play all night? 1549 01:07:10,217 --> 01:07:12,487 Do you remember, this one time, I made it all the way up to level 86, 1550 01:07:12,511 --> 01:07:14,864 - and you were not too far behind, right? - Eighty-five, but... 1551 01:07:14,888 --> 01:07:16,368 And then I kicked your ass at Galaga. 1552 01:07:16,431 --> 01:07:18,311 - So anyway, what is the point? - Mmm... Anyway, 1553 01:07:18,350 --> 01:07:20,268 do you remember how we stayed alive so long? 1554 01:07:20,352 --> 01:07:22,270 All we did was we ate the pellets. 1555 01:07:22,354 --> 01:07:25,065 We never ate the fruit because the fruit is how they get you. 1556 01:07:26,900 --> 01:07:28,276 Oh, you're doing a metaphor! 1557 01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:29,820 Yes, but here's the problem. 1558 01:07:29,903 --> 01:07:32,364 No matter how long you and I stayed alive in the game, 1559 01:07:32,447 --> 01:07:34,567 neither one of us ever made it up to the leader board. 1560 01:07:35,826 --> 01:07:37,744 And you think if we have a baby, 1561 01:07:37,828 --> 01:07:39,204 we'll be officially settling down, 1562 01:07:39,287 --> 01:07:41,707 and you'll never make it onto the leader board of life? 1563 01:07:41,790 --> 01:07:43,375 That's such a good metaphor. 1564 01:07:43,458 --> 01:07:45,752 Yeah, no, it's not. It's kind of bullshit. 1565 01:07:45,836 --> 01:07:46,837 Why? 1566 01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:48,714 - What are we, 16 years old? - No. 1567 01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:51,550 You wanna go backpacking through Europe? Huh? 1568 01:07:51,717 --> 01:07:54,553 You wanna, like, have some wine coolers on a football field 1569 01:07:54,636 --> 01:07:56,304 with Rebecca De Mornay? 1570 01:07:56,471 --> 01:07:58,140 Not specifically. 1571 01:07:58,306 --> 01:08:00,851 You know who's always gone for the fruit, Max? 1572 01:08:01,017 --> 01:08:05,230 Your criminal brother, and that is why the ghosts are about to eat him! 1573 01:08:05,397 --> 01:08:07,107 Look who's embracing the metaphor. 1574 01:08:07,190 --> 01:08:08,650 I'm so... I'm... Wow. 1575 01:08:09,151 --> 01:08:11,820 You know what? All this time, I've just been thinking 1576 01:08:11,903 --> 01:08:16,032 that if I helped you beat Brooks, you would be less stressed. 1577 01:08:16,116 --> 01:08:19,578 But you don't wanna beat Brooks. You wanna be Brooks. 1578 01:08:21,705 --> 01:08:23,498 I'm gonna look somewhere else. 1579 01:08:36,219 --> 01:08:38,597 Come on, Logan! Boomer ain't shit! 1580 01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:40,140 Hey, ADHD! 1581 01:08:40,223 --> 01:08:41,783 We're supposed to be looking for the... 1582 01:08:44,352 --> 01:08:46,980 Holy shit. I'm right again. 1583 01:08:49,107 --> 01:08:50,692 Wait, where are you going? 1584 01:08:50,776 --> 01:08:52,754 Everybody's watching the fight. I'm gonna go grab it. 1585 01:08:52,778 --> 01:08:55,614 - No, don't fucking— - Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. 1586 01:09:07,667 --> 01:09:08,668 Kill him! 1587 01:09:10,670 --> 01:09:12,589 Oh, shit! 1588 01:09:16,218 --> 01:09:17,219 Who the hell are you? 1589 01:09:18,261 --> 01:09:19,262 Me? 1590 01:09:19,346 --> 01:09:22,349 Yeah. Who are you? And what are you doing with my egg? 1591 01:09:23,016 --> 01:09:25,268 Oh. I was just admiring it. 1592 01:09:25,352 --> 01:09:29,397 I got a bunch of these fancy-pants eggs back at home. In my mansion. 1593 01:09:29,898 --> 01:09:32,108 - Uh-huh. - This one's ugly. Hmm. 1594 01:09:33,610 --> 01:09:35,028 Does anybody know this guy? 1595 01:09:35,111 --> 01:09:40,784 I certainly hope so. I'm the CEO of Cyberdyne Systems. 1596 01:09:40,867 --> 01:09:42,410 I should go. 1597 01:09:43,286 --> 01:09:44,496 Boomer, take him down. 1598 01:09:44,579 --> 01:09:46,540 Everyone hold on a goddamn second! 1599 01:09:51,086 --> 01:09:52,254 Boomer! 1600 01:09:57,133 --> 01:09:58,134 Hey, any luck yet? 1601 01:09:58,301 --> 01:09:59,427 - No. - You? 1602 01:09:59,594 --> 01:10:03,557 Go! Go! Go! I got it! I got it! Let's go! Come on! 1603 01:10:13,650 --> 01:10:14,919 Sorry. Sorry. 1604 01:10:14,943 --> 01:10:16,152 Hey, Ryan! Ryan! 1605 01:10:16,570 --> 01:10:17,863 Oh, shit. 1606 01:10:18,238 --> 01:10:19,531 No! 1607 01:10:19,614 --> 01:10:21,074 Okay, okay. 1608 01:10:21,157 --> 01:10:22,492 Shit! 1609 01:10:25,704 --> 01:10:29,040 Michelle, I'm open! Hit me. Hit me. Baby. 1610 01:10:31,293 --> 01:10:32,711 - Oh-ho-ho! - Security! 1611 01:10:32,878 --> 01:10:34,170 No, you don't. 1612 01:10:34,838 --> 01:10:36,339 Holy shit! 1613 01:10:36,423 --> 01:10:37,674 Kev, up here! Throw it! 1614 01:10:37,757 --> 01:10:38,758 I got it! 1615 01:10:39,426 --> 01:10:41,720 Oh! Oh, my God, yes, yes! Yes, yes, yes! 1616 01:10:42,387 --> 01:10:46,141 Oh, no! No! No! Get away! Get away! 1617 01:10:50,145 --> 01:10:51,730 Okay. Oh! 1618 01:10:52,063 --> 01:10:53,523 Go to the other side! 1619 01:10:53,607 --> 01:10:54,983 Oh, my God! 1620 01:10:55,066 --> 01:10:57,027 Annie! Annie, where are you? 1621 01:10:57,110 --> 01:10:59,821 - Max! Max! - Over here! Hey! 1622 01:11:06,828 --> 01:11:08,038 No, no, no! 1623 01:11:10,332 --> 01:11:11,583 Get off me! 1624 01:11:15,503 --> 01:11:16,504 No! 1625 01:11:18,590 --> 01:11:20,592 That was easy. 1626 01:11:23,011 --> 01:11:24,721 Oh. 1627 01:11:29,351 --> 01:11:32,437 Man, glass tables are acting weird tonight. 1628 01:11:33,271 --> 01:11:34,898 Go, go, go! 1629 01:11:35,357 --> 01:11:37,108 Get in! Get in the van! 1630 01:11:37,192 --> 01:11:38,777 Get in, get in, get in! 1631 01:11:38,860 --> 01:11:40,904 Get them! Get them! 1632 01:11:56,419 --> 01:11:59,839 So, you don't wanna have a baby, so we can do more shit like that? 1633 01:12:00,632 --> 01:12:02,634 No. No. 1634 01:12:02,926 --> 01:12:05,178 Is that the fruit you were thinking about? 1635 01:12:05,345 --> 01:12:07,222 Mmm-mmm. That's not the fruit. No. 1636 01:12:07,389 --> 01:12:08,890 Hey, thanks for the assist. 1637 01:12:09,057 --> 01:12:10,558 Yeah. 1638 01:12:11,017 --> 01:12:13,395 I don't even know why I really did it. 1639 01:12:14,104 --> 01:12:15,944 Do you think it's 'cause you're falling for me? 1640 01:12:18,149 --> 01:12:19,150 I... 1641 01:12:20,026 --> 01:12:21,695 Not... Not sure. 1642 01:12:22,028 --> 01:12:24,614 Ugh. I was joking. 1643 01:12:24,781 --> 01:12:26,324 Oh. Okay. Yeah. 1644 01:12:27,367 --> 01:12:29,327 Aren't you gonna say you were joking, too? 1645 01:12:29,494 --> 01:12:30,745 Do you want me to? 1646 01:12:30,912 --> 01:12:32,306 - Oh, my God, you're making this weird. - No, I'm not. 1647 01:12:32,330 --> 01:12:33,873 - Stop it. - Okay, fine. 1648 01:12:33,957 --> 01:12:36,018 It's two minutes to 12:00. Where the hell is this bridge? 1649 01:12:36,042 --> 01:12:39,087 GPS says it's right around here, but I don't see it. 1650 01:12:39,170 --> 01:12:40,964 Oh, oh. Oh. There it is. 4th Street. 1651 01:12:41,047 --> 01:12:42,327 Oh, shit! 1652 01:12:48,471 --> 01:12:50,473 - Oh, my! - That's great. 1653 01:12:51,016 --> 01:12:53,143 That's great. Now they're gonna kill my brother. 1654 01:12:55,186 --> 01:12:56,271 Oh, God! 1655 01:12:56,813 --> 01:12:58,231 Hold on. 1656 01:12:59,232 --> 01:13:02,402 I'm not an expert, but these gems look plastic to me. 1657 01:13:02,485 --> 01:13:04,696 "Made in China." Is this thing not even real? 1658 01:13:04,779 --> 01:13:06,573 Maybe just that sticker was made in China. 1659 01:13:06,656 --> 01:13:08,009 - Let's let them talk. - Can I see? 1660 01:13:08,033 --> 01:13:10,833 Hey, why would the Bulgarian ask Brooks to bring him a fake egg? 1661 01:13:10,910 --> 01:13:13,913 Uh, I don't think he wanted an egg at all. 1662 01:13:13,997 --> 01:13:17,000 I think he wanted what was inside the egg. 1663 01:13:17,959 --> 01:13:20,045 "WITSEC." What is that? 1664 01:13:20,170 --> 01:13:21,212 Um... 1665 01:13:21,296 --> 01:13:22,964 We could ask them? 1666 01:13:40,315 --> 01:13:42,192 You tell anyone we were coming here? 1667 01:13:42,358 --> 01:13:43,651 No. 1668 01:13:43,818 --> 01:13:44,986 I've got your egg. 1669 01:13:45,070 --> 01:13:46,071 You do? 1670 01:13:46,154 --> 01:13:47,614 Yeah, but we broke it. 1671 01:13:47,781 --> 01:13:49,240 - What? - Well, it was a fake. 1672 01:13:49,324 --> 01:13:50,968 But we have the list of names that was inside. 1673 01:13:50,992 --> 01:13:52,368 That's what you wanted, right? 1674 01:13:55,789 --> 01:13:57,874 Okay. Get on the ground. 1675 01:13:57,957 --> 01:13:59,810 We've got what you want. Can't you just let us go? 1676 01:13:59,834 --> 01:14:02,087 I said, "On the ground!" 1677 01:14:03,004 --> 01:14:04,815 You, too, playboy, get over there. Get on the ground. 1678 01:14:04,839 --> 01:14:05,924 Yeah. 1679 01:14:06,007 --> 01:14:07,807 None of that child pose bullshit, either. 1680 01:14:08,426 --> 01:14:10,970 The Bulgarian's gonna kill me, probably you guys, too. 1681 01:14:11,137 --> 01:14:12,388 Why did you come here? 1682 01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:14,450 Because you're my brother, and I can't just let you die, 1683 01:14:14,474 --> 01:14:15,618 even though you might deserve it. 1684 01:14:15,642 --> 01:14:17,769 Yeah, it's me. We got them all here. 1685 01:14:17,936 --> 01:14:20,522 You're unbelievable, you know that? 1686 01:14:20,688 --> 01:14:22,857 You've always been a better person than me. 1687 01:14:23,024 --> 01:14:24,609 You gotta shut up. Okay? 1688 01:14:24,776 --> 01:14:27,695 Listen. I'm a fraud, Max. 1689 01:14:27,862 --> 01:14:30,532 I'm not the carefree dude that wins at everything he touches. 1690 01:14:30,615 --> 01:14:33,076 You know how I win? I cheat. I cheat at everything. 1691 01:14:33,159 --> 01:14:35,245 I even cheated when we were kids playing Battleship. 1692 01:14:36,996 --> 01:14:38,206 What? 1693 01:14:38,289 --> 01:14:41,793 Didn't you ever wonder why I made you sit with your back to the TV? 1694 01:14:41,876 --> 01:14:44,671 It was so I could see your ships in the reflection. 1695 01:14:44,754 --> 01:14:48,258 I mean, I even took five grand every time we played Monopoly 1696 01:14:48,341 --> 01:14:49,941 before we even started playing the game. 1697 01:14:50,009 --> 01:14:53,429 I cheated at the Game of Life. And at the game of life. 1698 01:14:53,596 --> 01:14:54,889 You son of a bitch. 1699 01:14:54,973 --> 01:14:57,183 - You son of a bitch! - Sit down. 1700 01:14:58,268 --> 01:15:00,287 - What about you, Princess? - I don't have anything. 1701 01:15:00,311 --> 01:15:03,731 But it didn't stop there because, when we grew up, Max, 1702 01:15:03,815 --> 01:15:06,109 you went off to college, and I... 1703 01:15:07,193 --> 01:15:09,237 You got a career. 1704 01:15:09,404 --> 01:15:12,031 You married the greatest girl in the world. 1705 01:15:12,198 --> 01:15:14,033 I knew I couldn't keep up with that success. 1706 01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:16,077 So I... 1707 01:15:16,244 --> 01:15:18,371 I told everyone that I got a job on Wall Street. 1708 01:15:18,538 --> 01:15:19,956 And I did. 1709 01:15:20,123 --> 01:15:22,917 Selling coke to traders. 1710 01:15:24,252 --> 01:15:25,420 You didn't invest in Panera? 1711 01:15:25,587 --> 01:15:26,963 I ate at Panera. 1712 01:15:27,130 --> 01:15:28,715 Jesus Christ. 1713 01:15:28,798 --> 01:15:30,592 What's going on? 1714 01:15:30,675 --> 01:15:32,528 But that's why I've been trying to make it up to you. 1715 01:15:32,552 --> 01:15:33,904 That's what this whole game night was about. 1716 01:15:33,928 --> 01:15:36,931 See, I had it rigged so that you'd finally win. 1717 01:15:37,974 --> 01:15:40,894 The last clue was gonna lead you... 1718 01:15:40,977 --> 01:15:42,312 Your jacket pocket. 1719 01:15:52,071 --> 01:15:53,489 Huh. 1720 01:15:55,909 --> 01:15:57,660 Surprise! 1721 01:16:00,872 --> 01:16:03,833 I even managed to fuck that up, though. I'm so sorry. 1722 01:16:03,917 --> 01:16:05,919 I'm so sorry, Max. 1723 01:16:07,795 --> 01:16:09,923 I think we're gonna be okay, though. I got a feeling. 1724 01:16:10,006 --> 01:16:11,216 You want us to kill them all? 1725 01:16:12,300 --> 01:16:13,343 What? 1726 01:16:13,426 --> 01:16:15,070 - Okay. - Wait, wait. Just let us go. 1727 01:16:15,094 --> 01:16:16,280 We won't tell anyone anything. 1728 01:16:16,304 --> 01:16:18,064 We got you the list! 1729 01:16:18,264 --> 01:16:20,683 - What the fuck, man? - Fuck! God damn it! 1730 01:16:22,685 --> 01:16:23,996 - Oh, shit. The fuzz. - Fuck, man! 1731 01:16:24,020 --> 01:16:25,355 Freeze! 1732 01:16:25,563 --> 01:16:26,606 Gary? 1733 01:16:26,689 --> 01:16:27,791 Don't even think about it, pig. 1734 01:16:27,815 --> 01:16:29,400 Can't say I care for that nomenclature. 1735 01:16:32,654 --> 01:16:33,780 Get down! 1736 01:16:34,614 --> 01:16:36,366 Come on, bitch! 1737 01:16:37,951 --> 01:16:38,952 Motherfucker! 1738 01:16:43,706 --> 01:16:45,083 God damn it! 1739 01:16:53,216 --> 01:16:54,676 Hey, isn't that your neighbor? 1740 01:16:55,134 --> 01:16:56,403 When did Gary get so cool? 1741 01:16:56,427 --> 01:16:57,470 Oh, my God! 1742 01:16:57,553 --> 01:16:58,680 Everybody okay? 1743 01:16:58,763 --> 01:17:00,449 - You're a cool-ass cat, Gary. - You all right? 1744 01:17:00,473 --> 01:17:02,058 Fine, thank you, 1745 01:17:02,850 --> 01:17:06,562 though, in sliding, my belt buckle may have inadvertently scratched 1746 01:17:06,646 --> 01:17:08,231 the finish of my squad car. 1747 01:17:08,314 --> 01:17:09,899 How did you know we were in trouble? 1748 01:17:09,983 --> 01:17:12,151 The nocturnal Jenga game, 1749 01:17:13,027 --> 01:17:15,238 my blood-spattered marital souvenirs, 1750 01:17:15,321 --> 01:17:18,992 and Max's curious search history piqued my interest. 1751 01:17:19,075 --> 01:17:21,411 - Right. Oh, God. - You, uh... 1752 01:17:21,494 --> 01:17:23,204 You saved our lives. 1753 01:17:23,288 --> 01:17:24,455 Thank you. 1754 01:17:25,081 --> 01:17:26,332 Just doing my job. 1755 01:17:28,126 --> 01:17:29,294 - Oh, my God! - Oh! 1756 01:17:29,377 --> 01:17:31,462 - Shit! - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 1757 01:17:32,672 --> 01:17:33,715 Gary! 1758 01:17:35,133 --> 01:17:36,819 Hello? I need an ambulance. Officer down. 1759 01:17:36,843 --> 01:17:38,362 - Oh, shit! - Hang in there, pal. 1760 01:17:38,386 --> 01:17:39,721 Hang on. Hang on, pal. 1761 01:17:39,804 --> 01:17:40,990 Hang on. You're gonna be all right. 1762 01:17:41,014 --> 01:17:42,199 We're gonna get you to a hospital. 1763 01:17:42,223 --> 01:17:43,850 Okay, look at me. Gary, look. 1764 01:17:43,933 --> 01:17:45,893 You have got a lot to live for, okay? 1765 01:17:45,977 --> 01:17:46,978 Do I? 1766 01:17:47,061 --> 01:17:48,521 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 1767 01:17:48,604 --> 01:17:50,481 I have no wife. 1768 01:17:51,941 --> 01:17:53,609 - No friends. - That's not true. 1769 01:17:53,776 --> 01:17:54,902 No, don't say that. 1770 01:17:55,069 --> 01:17:56,922 - You got us. We're your friends. - You've got us. 1771 01:17:56,946 --> 01:18:01,409 You don't even like spending time with me. 1772 01:18:01,492 --> 01:18:02,827 Yes, we do. We just... 1773 01:18:02,910 --> 01:18:04,579 We've been a little selfish. That's all. 1774 01:18:04,662 --> 01:18:06,390 - Right, right. - You know, I'm sorry about that. 1775 01:18:06,414 --> 01:18:07,415 Oh, God. Oh, God. 1776 01:18:07,498 --> 01:18:09,292 - Bastian. - Huh? 1777 01:18:10,668 --> 01:18:13,254 Someone please take care of Bastian. 1778 01:18:13,338 --> 01:18:16,507 Gary, you are gonna take care of Bastian yourself, okay? 1779 01:18:16,591 --> 01:18:17,776 Listen, soon as you get out of the hospital, 1780 01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:19,880 you're gonna come to every single game night we have. 1781 01:18:20,970 --> 01:18:22,305 Don't... 1782 01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:23,723 Yeah? 1783 01:18:23,806 --> 01:18:26,726 Don't you ever 1784 01:18:28,561 --> 01:18:30,563 exclude me again. 1785 01:18:30,646 --> 01:18:33,524 - Never exclude you again, pal. - No. 1786 01:18:35,318 --> 01:18:37,612 - Oh, God. What is that? - What's that? 1787 01:18:37,695 --> 01:18:39,655 Is that a blood clot? 1788 01:18:40,239 --> 01:18:42,533 It's a blood capsule. 1789 01:18:42,617 --> 01:18:44,285 - Huh? - A blood capsule? 1790 01:18:45,161 --> 01:18:48,915 And that is how you do a game night. 1791 01:18:52,543 --> 01:18:53,628 What? 1792 01:18:55,755 --> 01:18:57,382 I've duped you all. 1793 01:18:57,465 --> 01:18:58,466 Wha... 1794 01:18:59,384 --> 01:19:02,678 Hold on a second. Are you telling me that this whole thing was a game? 1795 01:19:05,223 --> 01:19:06,474 - What? What? - Damn! 1796 01:19:06,557 --> 01:19:07,558 Shit! 1797 01:19:07,642 --> 01:19:09,394 I'm sorry. They got up. They got up. 1798 01:19:09,477 --> 01:19:11,747 When I learned you stopped inviting me to your game nights, 1799 01:19:11,771 --> 01:19:14,565 I hijacked Brooks's murder mystery party, 1800 01:19:14,649 --> 01:19:16,484 and I staged a kidnapping of my own. 1801 01:19:16,567 --> 01:19:18,069 You gotta be kidding me. 1802 01:19:18,152 --> 01:19:21,322 What better way to prove my worth as a game night participant? 1803 01:19:21,406 --> 01:19:23,449 Well, what about these dudes? Are they actors? 1804 01:19:23,533 --> 01:19:25,493 Oh, no. They're... They're felons. 1805 01:19:25,576 --> 01:19:26,577 Felons? 1806 01:19:26,661 --> 01:19:28,305 I was able to shave some time off of their parole 1807 01:19:28,329 --> 01:19:30,540 in exchange for this little side project. 1808 01:19:30,790 --> 01:19:31,916 We square now? 1809 01:19:31,999 --> 01:19:33,292 Thank you, gentlemen. 1810 01:19:33,376 --> 01:19:34,669 That lady hit me with the car. 1811 01:19:34,752 --> 01:19:36,355 Hey, what the hell kind of psycho are you? 1812 01:19:36,379 --> 01:19:38,965 You put us through all this, just for your own amusement? 1813 01:19:39,048 --> 01:19:42,427 No, no. Just the opposite. For your amusement. 1814 01:19:42,510 --> 01:19:43,678 Did everyone have fun? 1815 01:19:43,761 --> 01:19:45,430 - No! No. - Yeah. No. 1816 01:19:45,513 --> 01:19:47,140 No fun! I got shot! 1817 01:19:47,223 --> 01:19:48,307 By me! 1818 01:19:48,391 --> 01:19:50,935 I don't see how that's possible. My men were using blanks. 1819 01:19:51,018 --> 01:19:52,979 Well, that was my gun. It was a real gun. 1820 01:19:53,062 --> 01:19:55,731 So, this whole thing, the Fabergé egg, 1821 01:19:55,815 --> 01:19:57,358 the Bulgarian, that was you? 1822 01:19:59,026 --> 01:20:00,111 You've lost me. 1823 01:20:00,194 --> 01:20:02,321 The egg, the WITSEC list? 1824 01:20:02,405 --> 01:20:04,449 It's all you. All part of your game? 1825 01:20:08,077 --> 01:20:10,639 This is a list of people in the Federal Witness Protection program. 1826 01:20:10,663 --> 01:20:11,789 How did you get this? 1827 01:20:11,873 --> 01:20:14,250 From inside the egg. Stop fucking with us. It's over! 1828 01:20:14,333 --> 01:20:17,044 I'm not fudging with you. I honestly have no idea what... 1829 01:20:19,046 --> 01:20:21,424 Oh, boy. Yikes! 1830 01:20:22,300 --> 01:20:24,069 - I mean, how stupid do you think we are? - Hey, Max. 1831 01:20:24,093 --> 01:20:26,137 Gang, are we looking at the big twist here? 1832 01:20:26,220 --> 01:20:27,722 He gets shot again! 1833 01:20:27,805 --> 01:20:30,492 And by who? A couple of new characters you introduce at the last minute. 1834 01:20:30,516 --> 01:20:32,018 Dude, you've jumped the shark! 1835 01:20:32,101 --> 01:20:33,686 Do you go to the magic shop 1836 01:20:33,769 --> 01:20:36,009 - to buy a bunch of these little bullets? - No. 1837 01:20:38,107 --> 01:20:39,442 Hang on. 1838 01:20:39,525 --> 01:20:42,487 This is Officer Kingsbury. We got a 10-00 on the 4th Street. 1839 01:20:45,490 --> 01:20:47,742 Which one of you is Brooks Davis? 1840 01:20:50,536 --> 01:20:53,164 It's funny. You don't look like an asshole. 1841 01:20:53,956 --> 01:20:56,000 Do I look like an asshole to you? 1842 01:20:56,542 --> 01:20:57,627 No. 1843 01:20:57,710 --> 01:20:59,962 One of us has to be the asshole in this transaction 1844 01:21:00,046 --> 01:21:02,673 because otherwise I'd have my egg, and you'd have your money. 1845 01:21:02,757 --> 01:21:06,093 But instead, we've wasted our night tracking you down. 1846 01:21:07,845 --> 01:21:09,597 Now, we're gonna have to kill you. 1847 01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:11,307 - What? No, no, no, no. - What? 1848 01:21:11,641 --> 01:21:13,100 Mr. Bulgarian, I'm assuming? 1849 01:21:13,267 --> 01:21:16,145 Hi, I'm Max. I'm Brooks's brother. 1850 01:21:16,229 --> 01:21:18,314 And, you know, look. He screwed up. 1851 01:21:18,397 --> 01:21:19,625 - Right? You got greedy. - Oh, yeah. 1852 01:21:19,649 --> 01:21:20,691 He admits it. 1853 01:21:20,775 --> 01:21:22,652 Good news is, though, that we got your egg. 1854 01:21:23,152 --> 01:21:25,488 It is broken. Uh, my screw up. 1855 01:21:25,571 --> 01:21:28,074 But, um, I got the list. 1856 01:21:28,157 --> 01:21:29,957 which I bet you've been after this whole time. 1857 01:21:30,034 --> 01:21:31,035 What about this? 1858 01:21:31,118 --> 01:21:33,037 How about 1859 01:21:33,663 --> 01:21:37,667 you take this list for free, and we all go our separate ways? 1860 01:21:37,750 --> 01:21:39,710 Nobody gets hurt. 1861 01:21:39,794 --> 01:21:42,755 Uh, except the poor folks on this list, I'm guessing. 1862 01:21:44,924 --> 01:21:46,050 Okay. 1863 01:21:46,759 --> 01:21:47,760 Okay? 1864 01:21:47,843 --> 01:21:50,429 Deal. Makes perfect sense. 1865 01:21:50,513 --> 01:21:52,513 No, no. You give him that list, he's gonna kill me. 1866 01:21:52,557 --> 01:21:53,849 That's nonsense. 1867 01:21:56,769 --> 01:21:58,604 What the hell is wrong with you? 1868 01:21:59,105 --> 01:22:01,065 I'm just trying to buy myself some time. 1869 01:22:01,148 --> 01:22:04,235 Not much. We're just gonna cut it out of you on the jet. Take him. 1870 01:22:07,780 --> 01:22:09,448 Don't follow us, Max. I'm serious! 1871 01:22:09,532 --> 01:22:11,659 I'm not worried about that. 1872 01:22:15,288 --> 01:22:16,789 You just letting them go? 1873 01:22:16,872 --> 01:22:18,958 Yeah, they've done nothing wrong. 1874 01:22:19,041 --> 01:22:21,043 Only this one. 1875 01:22:21,377 --> 01:22:22,837 - Let's go. - Don't follow us! 1876 01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:24,922 Gary! He's breathing. 1877 01:22:26,090 --> 01:22:28,360 You know, the only private air terminal around here is at Conway. 1878 01:22:28,384 --> 01:22:29,927 Yeah. How are we gonna get there? 1879 01:22:30,469 --> 01:22:31,905 Brooks's house is not that far from here. 1880 01:22:31,929 --> 01:22:33,055 But our car's not there. 1881 01:22:34,265 --> 01:22:35,433 Yeah, it is. 1882 01:22:45,318 --> 01:22:48,029 You know, you don't have to do this because I can just poop it out. 1883 01:22:48,863 --> 01:22:52,199 We're not gonna go digging through your feces. That's disgusting! 1884 01:22:52,283 --> 01:22:54,327 Now, hold still while I cut your stomach open. 1885 01:22:54,410 --> 01:22:55,745 No, no! No! Whoa! 1886 01:22:57,038 --> 01:22:58,289 What the hell? 1887 01:23:00,583 --> 01:23:02,376 - Is that— - That's my brother. 1888 01:23:02,460 --> 01:23:04,003 Get us in the air. 1889 01:23:04,086 --> 01:23:05,087 Now! 1890 01:23:16,223 --> 01:23:17,266 - Hold on! - Oh! 1891 01:23:20,895 --> 01:23:22,188 - You all right? - Yeah, you? 1892 01:23:22,271 --> 01:23:23,397 - Yup, good. - Okay. 1893 01:23:28,069 --> 01:23:29,654 Okay, okay. What's our plan? 1894 01:23:29,737 --> 01:23:31,155 I have one idea. 1895 01:23:31,238 --> 01:23:33,491 It's so crazy, though, baby, it just might work. 1896 01:23:33,574 --> 01:23:34,760 You're gonna crash the car into the plane, 1897 01:23:34,784 --> 01:23:36,619 like Liam Neeson in Taken 3? 1898 01:23:36,994 --> 01:23:38,579 He did that in Taken 3, huh? 1899 01:23:43,125 --> 01:23:45,045 - All right, are you ready? Here we go! - Uh-huh. 1900 01:23:46,629 --> 01:23:48,214 Oh, my God! 1901 01:23:51,592 --> 01:23:53,344 Uh, you missed it. 1902 01:23:53,427 --> 01:23:54,595 Thanks, baby. 1903 01:23:59,642 --> 01:24:00,726 Brooks, we're coming! 1904 01:24:00,810 --> 01:24:01,894 Whoo! 1905 01:24:20,121 --> 01:24:23,624 Well, at least I got to drive it for 10 minutes. 1906 01:24:25,876 --> 01:24:26,961 Oh, my God. 1907 01:24:27,128 --> 01:24:28,254 - We have to hide. - Yeah. 1908 01:24:28,421 --> 01:24:29,547 Okay. Go. 1909 01:24:29,630 --> 01:24:32,800 Oh, shit! Shit! Shit! 1910 01:24:33,008 --> 01:24:34,593 Go, go, go! It's stuck. 1911 01:24:35,928 --> 01:24:37,012 Fuck! 1912 01:24:37,930 --> 01:24:39,348 God damn it! 1913 01:24:57,283 --> 01:24:58,576 Where you at, lady? 1914 01:24:58,659 --> 01:25:00,661 Come on, you little bitch. 1915 01:25:01,620 --> 01:25:03,456 I know you're back here somewhere. 1916 01:25:04,999 --> 01:25:07,793 Let's end this shit. I won't kill you. Come out! 1917 01:25:08,836 --> 01:25:10,713 Come on, get your ass out here! 1918 01:25:10,880 --> 01:25:12,089 Turn on the belt! 1919 01:25:12,173 --> 01:25:13,174 What? 1920 01:25:13,257 --> 01:25:14,651 - I'm not gonna hurt you. - Look at the box! 1921 01:25:14,675 --> 01:25:17,052 - Let's talk! - Can you charade it to me? 1922 01:25:17,136 --> 01:25:18,971 Charades? 1923 01:25:19,597 --> 01:25:21,766 That's some cute full-circle bullshit. 1924 01:25:21,849 --> 01:25:23,517 Here we go. Three words. 1925 01:25:23,601 --> 01:25:24,727 Come on, lady. 1926 01:25:24,810 --> 01:25:25,853 Where are you? 1927 01:25:28,314 --> 01:25:29,356 Turn. 1928 01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:30,608 Turn, turn, turn. Turn. 1929 01:25:31,108 --> 01:25:32,151 On. 1930 01:25:32,234 --> 01:25:35,070 Turn on. Turn on what? Turn on what? 1931 01:25:36,572 --> 01:25:38,657 Turn on belt? 1932 01:25:38,824 --> 01:25:41,368 Turn on belt! 1933 01:25:50,336 --> 01:25:52,588 Boy, that's a slow belt. 1934 01:26:03,557 --> 01:26:05,059 Hey! 1935 01:26:05,434 --> 01:26:07,728 Oh, God! Annie! 1936 01:26:10,439 --> 01:26:11,982 Oh, boy, that was... 1937 01:26:12,066 --> 01:26:13,293 You saw what I was going for, though, right? 1938 01:26:13,317 --> 01:26:14,318 Yeah, yeah. 1939 01:26:14,401 --> 01:26:16,713 But then did you see when I hit him with the fire extinguisher? 1940 01:26:16,737 --> 01:26:19,007 - I sure did. I sure did, yeah. - That was cool, right? Yeah. 1941 01:26:19,031 --> 01:26:20,115 - Yeah. - Great. 1942 01:26:20,199 --> 01:26:21,200 Do you want this? 1943 01:26:21,283 --> 01:26:23,494 Well, I don't want you to have it, Calamity Jane. 1944 01:26:23,577 --> 01:26:24,787 All right, look. 1945 01:26:24,870 --> 01:26:27,122 I think I saw a hatch at the top of the plane. 1946 01:26:27,206 --> 01:26:28,541 Maybe I can get the drop on him. 1947 01:26:28,624 --> 01:26:30,042 - "The drop"? - Yup, yeah. 1948 01:26:30,125 --> 01:26:31,126 Who are you? 1949 01:26:31,210 --> 01:26:32,312 Why don't you go use the emergency phone? Call for help. 1950 01:26:32,336 --> 01:26:33,337 I'm gonna do the drop. 1951 01:26:33,420 --> 01:26:35,381 Okay. You're not Liam Neeson! 1952 01:26:35,464 --> 01:26:37,383 - That hurts my feelings! - I'm sorry! 1953 01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:49,228 That's enough of this shit. 1954 01:27:09,248 --> 01:27:10,249 Max! 1955 01:27:11,750 --> 01:27:13,144 I can't get the drop on anyone tonight. 1956 01:27:13,168 --> 01:27:14,378 Put that little knife down! 1957 01:27:14,461 --> 01:27:16,046 Right now! That's it. 1958 01:27:16,505 --> 01:27:18,090 Ahh! 1959 01:27:18,507 --> 01:27:20,467 Right in my bullet hole. 1960 01:27:25,389 --> 01:27:27,141 Come on, come on, come on. 1961 01:27:30,936 --> 01:27:31,937 Shit! 1962 01:27:36,525 --> 01:27:37,526 Stop! 1963 01:27:38,861 --> 01:27:40,195 Drop it! 1964 01:27:42,031 --> 01:27:43,073 Wait, wait. Um... 1965 01:27:43,407 --> 01:27:46,994 You don't have to do this. I have kids at home. 1966 01:27:47,578 --> 01:27:49,079 Not with that ass you don't. 1967 01:27:49,455 --> 01:27:50,581 Oh. 1968 01:27:50,664 --> 01:27:52,291 Well, thank you. 1969 01:27:52,625 --> 01:27:53,709 You're welcome. 1970 01:27:56,670 --> 01:27:58,797 Shit! 1971 01:28:00,633 --> 01:28:02,051 Yes! 1972 01:28:02,843 --> 01:28:04,845 Oh, no, he died! 1973 01:28:35,459 --> 01:28:37,962 And that's how you get the drop on someone! 1974 01:28:38,045 --> 01:28:39,129 Oh, my God! 1975 01:28:39,964 --> 01:28:41,382 Oh. Oh! 1976 01:28:41,465 --> 01:28:43,342 - I got you! I got you! - This is high. 1977 01:28:45,094 --> 01:28:46,136 You're amazing. 1978 01:28:46,220 --> 01:28:47,780 - You can cut me loose now. - Thank you! 1979 01:28:47,888 --> 01:28:49,098 Okay. Okay, okay. 1980 01:28:49,264 --> 01:28:51,016 - Uh... - Yeah. In the bag. 1981 01:28:51,183 --> 01:28:52,983 - This? Okay. - Look in the bag. That's right. 1982 01:28:53,227 --> 01:28:54,478 Okay. 1983 01:28:54,853 --> 01:28:55,896 Oh! Thank you! 1984 01:28:55,980 --> 01:28:57,940 - Okay. You all right? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1985 01:29:00,818 --> 01:29:01,902 Whoa. 1986 01:29:01,986 --> 01:29:03,278 Well, look at that. 1987 01:29:03,445 --> 01:29:05,114 You put a bungee cord in your hand, 1988 01:29:05,197 --> 01:29:07,157 you go straight to the pervy place, don't you? 1989 01:29:07,241 --> 01:29:08,242 Hey. 1990 01:29:08,325 --> 01:29:10,077 You saved my life. Thank you. 1991 01:29:10,536 --> 01:29:11,954 - You okay? - Yeah, yeah. 1992 01:29:12,037 --> 01:29:14,540 I mean, I just saw a man die, but I'm... I'm okay. 1993 01:29:15,958 --> 01:29:17,835 Is that a knife in your bullet hole? 1994 01:29:17,918 --> 01:29:19,545 Uh-huh. Hey. I wanna have a baby. 1995 01:29:20,087 --> 01:29:21,213 Uh, what? 1996 01:29:21,296 --> 01:29:22,607 I used to think that I wanted Brooks' life, 1997 01:29:22,631 --> 01:29:24,299 but, you know, turns out he was just... 1998 01:29:24,383 --> 01:29:25,926 You're a loser. He's a loser. 1999 01:29:26,010 --> 01:29:27,052 Uh, guilty. 2000 01:29:27,136 --> 01:29:28,679 But us making a family? 2001 01:29:28,846 --> 01:29:31,890 That's... That's not pellets. That's the fruit. 2002 01:29:32,057 --> 01:29:33,767 That's fruit. It's fruit. 2003 01:29:33,851 --> 01:29:35,185 Wait. What's going on? 2004 01:29:35,477 --> 01:29:37,730 Plus, think about all the dumdums that have kids, right? 2005 01:29:37,813 --> 01:29:40,458 And think about how much better our kid is gonna be than their kids. 2006 01:29:40,482 --> 01:29:42,359 It's gonna beat their kids at everything. 2007 01:29:42,443 --> 01:29:43,986 It's taken you this long to see that? 2008 01:29:44,069 --> 01:29:45,988 Our baby is gonna crush every other baby. 2009 01:29:46,071 --> 01:29:48,049 That's right. That's right. And not in that "peak too early," 2010 01:29:48,073 --> 01:29:49,342 you know, "kid actor" kind of way, you know? 2011 01:29:49,366 --> 01:29:50,367 Mmm-mmm. No. 2012 01:29:50,451 --> 01:29:52,411 We will parcel out his or her gifts over time. 2013 01:29:52,494 --> 01:29:53,579 - Absolutely. - Yes. 2014 01:29:53,662 --> 01:29:55,015 We gotta teach it Mandarin right away. 2015 01:29:55,039 --> 01:29:56,079 'Cause China's the future. 2016 01:29:56,123 --> 01:29:57,374 - It sure is. - Yeah. 2017 01:29:57,458 --> 01:29:59,168 - You're the future. - Oh, my God. 2018 01:30:02,588 --> 01:30:04,089 Hmm? 2019 01:30:05,049 --> 01:30:07,509 And that concludes my game night. 2020 01:30:08,302 --> 01:30:09,595 What? 2021 01:30:09,678 --> 01:30:10,739 It went exactly as I planned. 2022 01:30:10,763 --> 01:30:13,849 You learned every lesson that I wanted you to. 2023 01:30:13,932 --> 01:30:15,768 Trevor, you can get up now. 2024 01:30:20,981 --> 01:30:23,701 I'm just fucking with you, but that would've been really cool, right? 2025 01:30:23,734 --> 01:30:25,194 You're such a dick. 2026 01:30:34,953 --> 01:30:36,997 - Hey! Hey! - Hey! 2027 01:30:38,207 --> 01:30:39,666 - Hey, hey! - Hey! 2028 01:30:39,833 --> 01:30:42,669 Come on, come on. Hey, thanks for letting me host again, huh? 2029 01:30:42,836 --> 01:30:44,630 Well, it's not like we had a choice. 2030 01:30:44,797 --> 01:30:46,548 Only 36 months to go. 2031 01:30:46,715 --> 01:30:47,942 Oh, time will fly. 2032 01:30:47,966 --> 01:30:49,235 - Can I get you a beer? - Uh, yeah. 2033 01:30:49,259 --> 01:30:50,803 - Come on! - Hey, listen, Brooks. 2034 01:30:51,220 --> 01:30:53,931 I know you're probably feeling pretty humbled by all of this. 2035 01:30:54,014 --> 01:30:57,309 But, honestly, I think you're gonna come out the other side a much better man. 2036 01:30:57,684 --> 01:30:58,852 Oh! Hey, look. 2037 01:30:58,936 --> 01:31:00,354 I completely agree. 2038 01:31:00,437 --> 01:31:02,106 You remember the WITSEC list I swallowed? 2039 01:31:02,189 --> 01:31:03,398 - Sure. - I pooped it out, 2040 01:31:03,482 --> 01:31:06,193 sold it for $3 million on the black market. 2041 01:31:07,069 --> 01:31:08,904 - Are you serious? - Pretty sweet, huh? 2042 01:31:09,613 --> 01:31:11,615 Brooks, everybody on that list is gonna get killed. 2043 01:31:11,782 --> 01:31:13,117 Oh, no, Max, I'm not a monster. 2044 01:31:13,283 --> 01:31:15,494 I tipped everyone off that they were in danger. 2045 01:31:15,661 --> 01:31:17,621 For $20,000 apiece. 2046 01:31:18,747 --> 01:31:20,058 You're unbelievable. 2047 01:31:20,082 --> 01:31:22,543 Thank you. It's not like I'm gonna live in this dump forever. 2048 01:31:22,626 --> 01:31:25,313 As soon as this cuff comes off, I'm gonna buy that house I was renting. 2049 01:31:25,337 --> 01:31:26,672 I'm moving in with Johanna. 2050 01:31:27,256 --> 01:31:28,340 There she is. 2051 01:31:28,423 --> 01:31:29,466 Hey, Dr. Chin! 2052 01:31:29,550 --> 01:31:31,009 Hey, Max. 2053 01:31:31,093 --> 01:31:32,469 - Let's play. - Yeah. 2054 01:31:33,262 --> 01:31:34,429 Uh, The Crying Game? 2055 01:31:34,805 --> 01:31:35,848 Uh, Boys Don't Cry? 2056 01:31:35,931 --> 01:31:37,850 Is that a tear? No, is that the actor? 2057 01:31:38,016 --> 01:31:39,369 - Mr. Potato Head. - Are you drawing the actor? 2058 01:31:39,393 --> 01:31:40,477 - Cry-Baby? - Yes! 2059 01:31:40,561 --> 01:31:41,645 Time! 2060 01:31:41,728 --> 01:31:43,605 - It was The Green Mile. - What? 2061 01:31:43,689 --> 01:31:45,274 How is that The Green Mile? 2062 01:31:45,858 --> 01:31:48,318 This is me at the Regal Cinema crying 2063 01:31:48,402 --> 01:31:50,904 as I did through much of the film. 2064 01:31:51,989 --> 01:31:53,589 How were we supposed to know that, Gary? 2065 01:31:53,615 --> 01:31:56,827 I assume everyone cried during The Green Mile. 2066 01:31:57,786 --> 01:31:58,787 So, who's next? 2067 01:31:58,871 --> 01:31:59,872 I'll go. 2068 01:31:59,955 --> 01:32:01,248 - Yeah! - Go, baby! 2069 01:32:01,331 --> 01:32:02,475 - Yeah! - Nice try, Gary. 2070 01:32:02,499 --> 01:32:04,001 And go! 2071 01:32:04,585 --> 01:32:05,627 Uh... 2072 01:32:05,711 --> 01:32:07,355 - It's a rock. - A bean? A rock! 2073 01:32:07,379 --> 01:32:08,672 - A ball? - That's a... 2074 01:32:08,755 --> 01:32:10,150 - Burger. Is that a burger? - Football! Football! 2075 01:32:10,174 --> 01:32:11,774 No, oh, that's a dinner roll, right? 2076 01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:12,968 - A bun! - Bread? 2077 01:32:13,051 --> 01:32:14,845 Is it a bun? Looks like a bun. 2078 01:32:14,928 --> 01:32:15,929 French loaf? 2079 01:32:16,013 --> 01:32:18,199 - Is this a motion picture? - Bun is in a house. On a train. 2080 01:32:18,223 --> 01:32:19,450 Aren't you supposed to announce it? 2081 01:32:19,474 --> 01:32:21,327 - Microwave? - It's being cooked. It's in an oven. 2082 01:32:21,351 --> 01:32:22,871 - Bun in the oven! - Yes, yes, yes! 2083 01:32:22,895 --> 01:32:25,772 Wait. What? 2084 01:32:26,190 --> 01:32:27,608 Yes. 2085 01:32:28,734 --> 01:32:29,818 You pregnant? 2086 01:32:29,902 --> 01:32:31,361 We did it. 2087 01:32:39,494 --> 01:32:41,788 Oh, my gosh! They're having a baby! 2088 01:32:41,872 --> 01:32:43,498 They're having a baby! 2089 01:39:33,116 --> 01:39:34,367 How you doing? 2090 01:39:34,451 --> 01:39:36,369 - Hi. - I'm Kenny. 2091 01:39:36,453 --> 01:39:38,079 Nice to meet you, Kenny. 2092 01:39:39,289 --> 01:39:42,208 Usually people cut me off and say they know who I am. 2093 01:39:42,292 --> 01:39:45,420 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. I didn't catch your name. 2094 01:39:46,254 --> 01:39:47,797 I'm Debbie.