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All right. I'm gonna turn
over the next card.

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I want you to concentrate.

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I want you to tell me
what you think it is.

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Square.

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Good guess. But wrong.

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Clear your head.

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All right. Tell me
what you think it is.

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Is it a star?

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It is a star. Very good.
That's great.

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Okay. All right.

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Think hard. What is it?

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Circle.

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Close. But definitely wrong.

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Okay.

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- All right. Ready?
- Yeah.

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All right.

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What is it?

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Come on.

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Figure eight.

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Incredible. That's 5 for 5.
You can't see these, can you?

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- You're not cheating me, are you?
- No, I swear they're just coming to me.

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Okay.

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- Nervous?
- Yes. I don't like this.

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You only have 75 more to
go, okay? What's this one?

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It's a couple of wavy lines.

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- Sorry. This isn't your lucky day.
- I know.

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Um...

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Wait... Um...

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I'm getting a little tired of this!

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You volunteered, didn't you?
We're paying you, aren't we?

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Yeah, but I didn't know you were
gonna be giving me electric shocks!

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What are you trying to
prove here, anyway?

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I'm studying the effect of negative
reinforcement on ESP ability.

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The effect? I'll tell you what the
effect is. It's pissing me off!

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Well, then maybe my
theory is correct!

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- You can keep the 5 bucks. I've had it.
- I will, mister!

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You may as well get used to that.

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It's the kind of resentment that your
ability is going to provoke in some people.

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Do you think I have it,
Dr. Venkman?

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You're no fluke, Jennifer.

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This is it. This is definitely it!

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Did those UV lenses come
in for the video camera?

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And that blank tape, I need it,
the one you erased yesterday.

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- Will you excuse me for a second?
- Sure.

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I'm right in the middle
of something, Ray.

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I need a little more
time with this subject.

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Could you come back in an
hour, hour and a half?

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Peter, at 1:40 p.m.

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at the main branch of The New York
Public Library on Fifth Avenue,

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ten people witnessed a free-floating,
full-torso, vaporous apparition.

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It blew books off shelves
from 20 feet away

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and scared the socks off
some poor librarian.

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I'm very excited. I'm very pleased.

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I want you to get right down there,
check it out, and get back to me.

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No, Peter, you're coming with us on
this one. Spengler went down there.

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He took PKE valences, went right
off the top of the scale.

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Buried the needle. We're close
on this one. I can feel it.

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I can feel it. We're
very, very close.

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I have to go now, Jennifer, but I'd
like to work with you some more.

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Perhaps you could come back
this evening, say at...?

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Eight o'clock?

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I was just going to say, "8:00?"
You are a legitimate phenomenon.

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As a friend, I have to tell you,

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you've finally gone around the
bend on this ghost business.

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You guys have been
running your ass off,

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meeting and greeting every
schizo in the five boroughs

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who says he has a paranormal
experience. What have you seen?

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Of course, you forget, Peter,

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I was present at an undersea,
unexplained mass sponge migration.

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Oh, Ray, the sponges migrated
about a foot and a half.

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- Oh, you're here.
- Yeah, what have you got?

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This is big, Peter, this is very big.
There's definitely something here.

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Egon, this reminds me of the time you
tried to drill a hole through your head.

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- Remember that?
- That would've worked if...

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I'm Roger Delacorte. Are you
the men from the university?

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Yes. I'm Dr. Venkman.
Dr. Stantz. Egon.

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Thank you for coming. I hope we can
clear this up quickly and quietly.

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Let's not rush things. We don't
even know what you have yet.

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I don't remember seeing any legs,

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but it definitely had arms,
because it reached out for me.

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Arms? I can't wait to get
a look at this thing.

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Alice, I'm gonna ask you a couple
of standard questions, okay?

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Have you or any
member of your family

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ever been diagnosed schizophrenic,
mentally incompetent?

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My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.

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I'd call that a big yes.

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Uh, are you habitually using
drugs, stimulants, alcohol?

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- No.
- No, no. Just asking.

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Are you, Alice,
menstruating right now?

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- What has that got to do with it?
- Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

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Ray, it's moving. Come on.

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Look!

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- This is hot, Ray.
- Symmetrical book-stacking.

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Just like the Philadelphia
mass turbulence of 1947.

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You're right. No human being
would stack books like this.

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Listen! Do you smell something?

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Talk about telekinetic
activity. Look at this mess.

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Raymond, look at this.

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Ectoplasmic residue.

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- Venkman, get a sample of this.
- It's the real thing.

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Somebody blows their nose,
and you wanna keep it?

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I'd like to analyze it.

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- There's more over here.
- I'm getting stronger readings here.

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This way.

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Come on.

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Egon, your mucus.

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This happen to you before?

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Oh. First time?

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It's here.

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A full-torso apparition.
And it's real.

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So, what do we do?

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Could you come over here and
talk to me for a second, please?

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Could you just come over
here for a second, please?

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Right over here. Come here,
Francine. Come here.

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- What do we do?
- I don't know. What do you think?

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Stop that!

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We've gotta make contact. One of us
should actually try to speak to it.

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Good idea.

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Hello.

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I'm Peter.

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Where are you from? Originally.

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Shh.

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All right. Okay. The usual
stuff isn't working.

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Okay, I have a plan.
I know exactly what to do.

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Now, stay close.

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Stay close.

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I know. Do exactly as I say.

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Get ready. Ready?

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Get her!

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- Did you see it? What was it?
- We'll get back to you.

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Wait!

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"Get her." That was your
whole plan. Get her.

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- It was scientific.
- I just got overexcited.

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But wasn't it incredible, Pete? I mean,
we actually touched the etheric plane.

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You know what this could
mean to the university?

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Yeah, it's gonna be bigger than the
microchip. Ray, I'm very excited.

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I wouldn't say the experience
was completely wasted.

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According to these new readings,
I think we have an excellent chance

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of actually catching a ghost
and holding it indefinitely.

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Well, this is great. If the ionization rate
is constant for all ectoplasmic entities,

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we could really bust some heads.
In a spiritual sense, of course.

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Spengs, you serious about
this catching a ghost?

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I'm always serious.

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Egon, I'm gonna take back some of
the things I've said about you.

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You... You've earned it.

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The possibilities are limitless.
Hey, Dean Yeager.

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I trust you're moving us to
better quarters on campus.

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No, you're being moved off campus.

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The Board of Regents has decided
to terminate your grant.

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You are to vacate these
premises immediately.

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This is preposterous.
I demand an explanation.

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Fine. This university
will no longer continue

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any funding of any kind for
your group's activities.

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But the kids love us.

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Dr. Venkman, we believe that the purpose
of science is to serve mankind.

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You, however, seem to regard science
as some kind of dodge or hustle.

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Your theories are the worst
kind of popular tripe.

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Your methods are sloppy, and your
conclusions are highly questionable.

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You are a poor scientist,
Dr. Venkman.

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I see.

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00:14:07,990 --> 00:14:12,937
And you have no place in this
department or in this university.

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This is a major disgrace.
Forget MIT or Stanford now.

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They wouldn't touch us with
a 10-meter cattle prod.

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You're always so concerned
about your reputation.

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Einstein did his best stuff when
he was working as a patent clerk.

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- You know how much a patent clerk earns?
- No

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Personally, I like the university.
They gave us money and facilities.

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We didn't have to produce anything.

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You've never been out of college. You
don't know what it's like out there.

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I've worked in the private
sector. They expect results.

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For whatever reasons, Ray,

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call it fate, call it luck,
call it karma,

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00:14:44,444 --> 00:14:47,388
I believe that everything
happens for a reason.

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I believe that we were destined
to get thrown out of this dump.

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- For what purpose?
- To go into business for ourselves.

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This ecto-containment system that
Spengler and I have in mind is gonna

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require a load of bread to capitalize.
Where are we gonna get the money?

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I don't know. I don't know.

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You're never gonna
regret this, Ray.

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My parents left me that
house. I was born there.

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You're not gonna lose the house.
Everybody has three mortgages nowadays.

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But at 19 percent? You didn't
even bargain with the guy.

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Ray, for your information,
the interest rate alone

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for the first five years
comes to 95,000 dollars.

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Will you guys relax? We are on
the threshold of establishing

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the indispensable defense
science of the next decade:

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Professional paranormal
investigations and eliminations.

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The franchise rights alone will make
us rich beyond our wildest dreams.

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There's office space, sleeping
quarters and showers on the next floor

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and there's a full kitchen
on the top level.

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It just seems a little pricey for a unique
fixer-upper opportunity, that's all.

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What do you think, Egon?

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I think this building
should be condemned.

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There's serious metal fatigue in
all the load-bearing members.

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The wiring is substandard. It's completely
inadequate for our power needs.

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00:16:07,693 --> 00:16:10,717
And the neighborhood is
like a demilitarized zone.

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00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:13,804
Hey, does this pole still work?

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00:16:16,452 --> 00:16:20,898
Wow, this place is great.
When can we move in?

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00:16:20,957 --> 00:16:25,062
You gotta try this pole.
I'm gonna get my stuff.

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00:16:28,339 --> 00:16:33,445
Hey, we should stay here tonight,
sleep here. You know, to try it out.

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- I think we'll take it.
- Good.

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00:17:20,099 --> 00:17:21,542
Hi.

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00:17:27,023 --> 00:17:29,546
- Oh, Dana, it's you.
- Oh, hi. Yes, Louis, it's me.

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00:17:29,609 --> 00:17:32,087
- I thought it was the drugstore.
- Oh, are you sick?

205
00:17:32,153 --> 00:17:33,971
No, no, I'm fine. I feel great.

206
00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:37,304
Just ordered some more vitamins
and stuff. I was just exercising.

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00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:40,140
I taped 20-Minute Workout on my
machine and played it back at high speed

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00:17:40,202 --> 00:17:42,475
so it only took 10 minutes.
I got a great workout.

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00:17:42,538 --> 00:17:44,439
- Good.
- Want to come in for a mineral water?

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00:17:44,457 --> 00:17:47,811
Oh, I'd really like to, Louis, but I have
to go to rehearsal now. Excuse me.

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00:17:47,918 --> 00:17:50,146
No sweat. I'll take a
rain check on that.

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00:17:50,212 --> 00:17:52,570
I always have plenty of low-sodium
mineral water and other

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nutritious foods in the house.
But you already know that.

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00:17:54,665 --> 00:17:57,027
- Yeah, I know that.
- Listen, that reminds me...

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I'm having a big party
for all my clients.

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It's my fourth anniversary
as an accountant, you know.

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00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:03,163
And even though you do your own tax
return, which you shouldn't do,

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I'd like you to stop by, being
that you're my neighbor and all.

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00:18:05,186 --> 00:18:07,414
Well, thank you, Louis.
I'll really try to stop by.

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00:18:07,563 --> 00:18:10,815
Listen, that reminds me, you shouldn't
leave your TV on so loud when you go out.

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00:18:10,816 --> 00:18:12,918
The creep down the hall
phoned the manager.

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00:18:12,985 --> 00:18:15,258
That's strange. I didn't
realize I left it on.

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00:18:15,321 --> 00:18:18,265
Oh, yeah, you know what I did? I climbed on
the ledge and tried to disconnect the cable

224
00:18:18,324 --> 00:18:21,849
but I couldn't get in, so you know what
I did? I turned up my TV real loud too

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so everyone would think that both our
TVs had something wrong with them.

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Okay, so I'll see you later,
huh? I'll give you a call.

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I gotta have a shower.

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Are you troubled by strange
noises in the middle of the night?

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Do you experience feelings of
dread in your basement or attic?

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Have you or any of your family ever
seen a spook, specter or ghost?

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If the answer is yes, then
don't wait another minute.

232
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Pick up your phone and call the
professionals. Ghostbusters.

233
00:18:51,774 --> 00:18:54,218
Our courteous and efficient
staff is on call 24 hours a day

234
00:18:54,276 --> 00:18:56,674
to serve all your
supernatural-elimination needs.

235
00:18:56,737 --> 00:19:00,011
We're ready to believe you.

236
00:20:11,437 --> 00:20:13,289
Zuul.

237
00:20:16,692 --> 00:20:18,635
You don't think it's too subtle?

238
00:20:18,694 --> 00:20:23,095
You don't think people are gonna
drive down and not see the sign?

239
00:20:30,998 --> 00:20:33,567
You can't park that here!

240
00:20:37,546 --> 00:20:39,819
Everybody can relax,
I found the car.

241
00:20:39,882 --> 00:20:42,451
Needs some suspension
work and shocks

242
00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:46,660
and brakes, brake pads, linings,
steering box, transmission, rear end.

243
00:20:46,722 --> 00:20:48,324
- How much?
- Only 4800.

244
00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:51,164
Maybe new rings, also
mufflers, a little wiring.

245
00:20:55,648 --> 00:20:57,842
- Janine, any calls?
- No.

246
00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:00,503
- Any messages?
- No.

247
00:21:01,403 --> 00:21:04,848
- Any customers?
- No, Dr. Venkman.

248
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,268
It's a good job, isn't it?

249
00:21:08,744 --> 00:21:11,848
Type something, will you?
We're paying for this stuff.

250
00:21:11,914 --> 00:21:15,359
Don't stare at me.
You've got the bug eyes.

251
00:21:15,918 --> 00:21:17,691
Janine?

252
00:21:17,753 --> 00:21:20,982
Sorry about the "bug eyes"
thing. I'll be in my office.

253
00:21:24,051 --> 00:21:26,995
You're very handy. I can tell.

254
00:21:28,472 --> 00:21:32,873
- I bet you like to read a lot too.
- Print is dead.

255
00:21:33,185 --> 00:21:36,880
Oh, that's very fascinating
to me. I read a lot myself.

256
00:21:36,939 --> 00:21:38,888
Some people think I'm
too intellectual,

257
00:21:38,914 --> 00:21:41,740
but I think it's a fabulous
way to spend your spare time.

258
00:21:41,777 --> 00:21:46,007
I also play racquetball.
Do you have any hobbies?

259
00:21:47,241 --> 00:21:50,094
I collect spores, molds and fungus.

260
00:21:54,957 --> 00:21:56,400
Hello?

261
00:22:14,310 --> 00:22:17,630
Oh, excuse me. Is this...?
This is the Ghostbusters' office.

262
00:22:17,730 --> 00:22:20,754
Yes, it is. Can I help you?

263
00:22:20,816 --> 00:22:24,841
I don't have an appointment. I'd
like to talk to someone, please.

264
00:22:26,363 --> 00:22:29,162
I'm Peter Venkman. May I help you?

265
00:22:29,225 --> 00:22:35,649
Um, well, I don't know. What I have
to say may sound a little unusual.

266
00:22:35,748 --> 00:22:38,647
That's all we get, day in,
day out, around this place.

267
00:22:38,751 --> 00:22:42,321
- Come into my office, Miss...
- Barrett. Dana Barrett.

268
00:22:42,379 --> 00:22:46,780
And this voice said, "Zuul," and then I
slammed the refrigerator door and I left.

269
00:22:46,842 --> 00:22:49,991
That was two days ago, and I
haven't been back to my apartment.

270
00:22:50,054 --> 00:22:53,328
Generally, you don't see that kind
of behavior in a major appliance.

271
00:22:53,390 --> 00:22:54,833
What do you think it was?

272
00:22:54,892 --> 00:22:57,461
Well, if I knew what it was,
I wouldn't be here.

273
00:22:57,519 --> 00:22:59,166
Egon, what do you think?

274
00:22:59,271 --> 00:23:02,466
She's telling the truth.
At least she thinks she is.

275
00:23:02,691 --> 00:23:07,137
Well, of course I'm telling the truth.
Who would make up a story like that?

276
00:23:07,196 --> 00:23:09,173
Some are people who
just want attention.

277
00:23:09,281 --> 00:23:11,475
Others are just nutballs who
come in off the street.

278
00:23:11,533 --> 00:23:16,013
You know what it could be? Past-life
experience intruding on present time.

279
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,808
Could be erased memory stored
in the collective unconscious.

280
00:23:18,874 --> 00:23:22,023
I wouldn't rule out clairvoyance
or telepathic contact either.

281
00:23:22,086 --> 00:23:24,780
I'm sorry, I don't believe
in any of those things.

282
00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:29,159
Well, that's all right. I don't either.
But there are some things we do,

283
00:23:29,218 --> 00:23:32,868
standard procedures in a case like
this, which often bring us results.

284
00:23:32,930 --> 00:23:36,625
Well, I could go to Hall of Records and check
out the structural details in the building.

285
00:23:36,684 --> 00:23:38,878
Maybe the building itself has a
history of psychic turbulence.

286
00:23:38,936 --> 00:23:40,379
Right. Good idea.

287
00:23:40,437 --> 00:23:42,710
I could look for the name
"Zuul" in the usual literature.

288
00:23:42,815 --> 00:23:45,384
- Spates Catalog. Yeah.
- Tobin's Spirit Guide.

289
00:23:45,442 --> 00:23:49,513
Tell you what, I'll take Miss Barrett
back to her apartment and check her out.

290
00:23:49,571 --> 00:23:53,676
I'll go check out Miss
Barrett's apartment. Okay?

291
00:23:54,118 --> 00:23:56,061
Okay.

292
00:23:56,745 --> 00:23:59,473
- Thank you.
- It's okay.

293
00:24:07,339 --> 00:24:08,861
Please, let me.

294
00:24:08,924 --> 00:24:13,245
If something's gonna happen here,
I want it to happen to me first.

295
00:24:17,433 --> 00:24:19,581
That's the closet.

296
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,377
They hate this.

297
00:24:29,069 --> 00:24:30,887
I like to torture them.

298
00:24:30,946 --> 00:24:34,892
That's right, boys.
It's Dr. Venkman!

299
00:24:40,414 --> 00:24:42,562
It's a lot of space.

300
00:24:43,751 --> 00:24:46,604
- Just you?
- Yes.

301
00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:48,564
Good.

302
00:24:52,634 --> 00:24:55,112
What is that thing you're doing?

303
00:24:55,763 --> 00:24:59,083
It's technical. It's one
of our little toys.

304
00:24:59,141 --> 00:25:00,788
I see.

305
00:25:02,895 --> 00:25:06,920
That's the bedroom. But nothing
ever happened in there.

306
00:25:09,777 --> 00:25:12,005
What a crime.

307
00:25:13,822 --> 00:25:16,926
You know, you don't
act like a scientist.

308
00:25:16,992 --> 00:25:21,939
- They're usually pretty stiff.
- You're more like a game-show host.

309
00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:30,522
That's the kitchen, huh?

310
00:25:42,726 --> 00:25:44,920
- Dana, are these the eggs?
- Yes.

311
00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:48,252
See I was over there, and these eggs
just jumped right out of their shells

312
00:25:48,315 --> 00:25:51,009
- and started to cook on the counter.
- That is weird.

313
00:25:51,068 --> 00:25:55,298
And that's when I started to hear that
awful noise coming from the refrigerator.

314
00:25:56,240 --> 00:26:00,811
Dr. Venkman, you've come all this way.
Would you like to check the refrigerator?

315
00:26:02,162 --> 00:26:05,641
Better check the fridge. Good call.

316
00:26:10,587 --> 00:26:13,065
Oh, my God.

317
00:26:13,465 --> 00:26:16,114
Look at all the junk food.

318
00:26:16,176 --> 00:26:19,155
- No. Goddamn it! This wasn't...
- You actually eat this stuff?

319
00:26:19,221 --> 00:26:21,198
Look, this wasn't here.
There was nothing here.

320
00:26:21,265 --> 00:26:24,995
There was a space and there was a building
or something with flames coming out of it.

321
00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:28,881
And there were creatures writhing around,
and they were growling and snarling.

322
00:26:28,981 --> 00:26:31,834
And there were flames, and I
heard a voice say, "Zuul."

323
00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:33,343
It was right here.

324
00:26:33,402 --> 00:26:35,345
I'm sorry, I'm just not
getting any reading.

325
00:26:35,404 --> 00:26:38,553
Well, are you sure you're
using that thing correctly?

326
00:26:38,615 --> 00:26:42,720
I think so. But I'm sure there
are no animals in there.

327
00:26:42,786 --> 00:26:44,229
Well, that's great.

328
00:26:44,288 --> 00:26:47,983
Either I have a monster in my
kitchen, or I'm completely crazy.

329
00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:50,485
I don't think you're crazy.

330
00:26:50,878 --> 00:26:56,200
Oh, good. That makes
me feel so much better.

331
00:26:56,258 --> 00:26:58,031
Let me tell you
something about myself.

332
00:26:58,093 --> 00:27:01,322
I come home from work to my
place, and all I have is my work.

333
00:27:01,388 --> 00:27:03,035
- There's nothing else in my life.
- Dr. Venkman.

334
00:27:03,098 --> 00:27:07,499
I meet you, and I say, "My God, there's
someone with the same problem I have."

335
00:27:07,561 --> 00:27:10,505
Yes, we both have the
same problem. You.

336
00:27:14,109 --> 00:27:16,382
I'm gonna go for broke.

337
00:27:18,947 --> 00:27:21,926
- I am madly in love with you.
- I don't believe this.

338
00:27:22,034 --> 00:27:24,683
Will you please leave?

339
00:27:24,828 --> 00:27:28,228
And then she threw me out of her
life. She thought I was a creep.

340
00:27:28,290 --> 00:27:31,394
She thought I was a geek, and
she probably wasn't the first.

341
00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:33,858
You are so odd.

342
00:27:37,674 --> 00:27:40,243
- No.
- I've got it!

343
00:27:40,302 --> 00:27:43,201
- No, no, no, no
- I'll prove myself to you.

344
00:27:43,263 --> 00:27:45,115
That's not necessary.

345
00:27:45,182 --> 00:27:48,081
- Yeah, I'll solve your little problem.
- Okay.

346
00:27:48,143 --> 00:27:51,918
And then you'll say, "Pete Venkman's
a guy who can get things done."

347
00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:54,082
- "I wonder what makes him tick."
- I wonder.

348
00:27:54,149 --> 00:27:57,253
"I wonder if he'd be interested
in knowing what makes me tick."

349
00:27:57,319 --> 00:28:00,218
I'll bet you're gonna be thinking
about me after I'm gone.

350
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,802
I bet I am.

351
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,973
No kiss?

352
00:28:14,878 --> 00:28:16,946
To our first customer.

353
00:28:17,005 --> 00:28:20,234
To our first and only customer.

354
00:28:21,385 --> 00:28:23,158
I'm gonna need to
draw some petty cash.

355
00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:26,164
I should take her out to dinner.
We don't want to lose her.

356
00:28:26,265 --> 00:28:31,462
This magnificent feast here represents
the last of the petty cash.

357
00:28:33,063 --> 00:28:35,791
Hey, slow down. Chew your food.

358
00:28:36,942 --> 00:28:39,386
Hello, Ghostbusters.

359
00:28:39,861 --> 00:28:42,840
Yes, of course they're serious.

360
00:28:44,700 --> 00:28:46,347
You do?

361
00:28:46,868 --> 00:28:48,891
You have?

362
00:28:48,954 --> 00:28:50,727
No kidding.

363
00:28:50,789 --> 00:28:54,860
Uh-huh. Well, just
give me the address.

364
00:28:55,377 --> 00:28:59,778
Yes, of course. Oh, they'll
be totally discreet.

365
00:29:00,549 --> 00:29:02,572
Thank you.

366
00:29:02,884 --> 00:29:04,986
We got one!

367
00:29:09,766 --> 00:29:11,584
It's a call!

368
00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:20,718
Come on!

369
00:29:55,270 --> 00:29:57,623
Hey, anybody see a ghost?

370
00:30:02,444 --> 00:30:04,922
- Thank you for coming so quickly.
- Jesus!

371
00:30:04,988 --> 00:30:08,137
The guests are starting to ask questions,
and I'm running out of excuses.

372
00:30:08,241 --> 00:30:09,638
Has it happened before?

373
00:30:09,743 --> 00:30:12,392
Well, most of the original staff
knows about the 12th floor.

374
00:30:12,454 --> 00:30:14,056
- The disturbances, I mean.
- Yeah.

375
00:30:14,122 --> 00:30:17,146
But it's been quiet for years
up until two weeks ago.

376
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:19,102
It was never, ever
this bad, though.

377
00:30:19,169 --> 00:30:23,319
- Did you ever report it to anyone?
- No. Heavens, no.

378
00:30:23,382 --> 00:30:26,110
The owners don't like us
to even talk about it.

379
00:30:26,176 --> 00:30:28,278
I hope we could take
care of this quietly.

380
00:30:28,345 --> 00:30:29,788
- It's done.
- Tonight.

381
00:30:29,846 --> 00:30:31,493
Yes, sir. Don't worry.

382
00:30:31,556 --> 00:30:34,250
We handle this kind
of thing all the time.

383
00:30:42,317 --> 00:30:45,762
What are you supposed to be,
some kind of a cosmonaut?

384
00:30:45,821 --> 00:30:49,801
No, we're exterminators. Somebody
saw a cockroach up on 12th.

385
00:30:49,866 --> 00:30:54,392
- That's gotta be some cockroach.
- Bite your head off, man.

386
00:30:57,999 --> 00:31:01,694
- Going up?
- I'll take the next one.

387
00:31:04,172 --> 00:31:05,261
You know, it's just occurred to me

388
00:31:05,287 --> 00:31:08,177
we really haven't had a completely
successful test of this equipment.

389
00:31:08,218 --> 00:31:10,537
- I blame myself.
- So do I.

390
00:31:10,595 --> 00:31:13,699
- Well, no sense worrying about it now.
- Why worry?

391
00:31:13,807 --> 00:31:18,458
Each of us is wearing an unlicensed
nuclear accelerator on his back.

392
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:23,046
Yep. Well, let's get ready.
Switch me on.

393
00:31:58,977 --> 00:32:01,751
What the hell are you doing?

394
00:32:03,106 --> 00:32:05,425
- Sorry.
- I'm sorry.

395
00:32:05,484 --> 00:32:07,678
We thought you were someone else.

396
00:32:09,905 --> 00:32:11,973
Successful test.

397
00:32:12,282 --> 00:32:14,100
I guess so.

398
00:32:14,493 --> 00:32:16,721
- I think we'd better split up.
- Good idea.

399
00:32:16,786 --> 00:32:18,854
Yeah, we can do more
damage that way.

400
00:32:47,025 --> 00:32:49,628
Venkman? Venkman!

401
00:32:57,285 --> 00:32:59,729
Disgusting blob.

402
00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:02,811
I'm gonna have to hold him myself.

403
00:33:44,249 --> 00:33:46,147
Come in, Ray.

404
00:33:47,711 --> 00:33:50,690
Venkman! I saw it,
I saw it, I saw it!

405
00:33:50,964 --> 00:33:52,862
It's right here, Ray.

406
00:33:52,966 --> 00:33:54,613
It's looking at me.

407
00:33:54,676 --> 00:33:56,699
He's an ugly little
spud, isn't he?

408
00:33:56,761 --> 00:33:58,363
I think he can hear you, Ray.

409
00:33:58,471 --> 00:34:00,448
Don't move. It won't hurt you.

410
00:34:08,064 --> 00:34:10,007
Venkman!

411
00:34:11,735 --> 00:34:14,463
Venkman! Pete!

412
00:34:16,990 --> 00:34:19,138
Venkman, what happened?
Are you okay?

413
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,722
He slimed me.

414
00:34:20,785 --> 00:34:24,310
That's great!
Actual physical contact!

415
00:34:24,372 --> 00:34:26,645
- Can you move?
- Ray. Ray! Come in, please.

416
00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:28,151
I feel so funky.

417
00:34:28,209 --> 00:34:30,812
Spengler! I'm with Venkman.

418
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,488
He got slimed!

419
00:34:32,547 --> 00:34:34,570
That's great, Ray.
Save some for me.

420
00:34:34,633 --> 00:34:37,407
Get down here, right away!
It just went into a ballroom.

421
00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:38,907
Okay, we'll be right there.

422
00:34:42,015 --> 00:34:44,493
Okay, sir, if you and your staff
could please wait out here,

423
00:34:44,559 --> 00:34:47,003
we'll take care of everything.

424
00:35:05,330 --> 00:35:07,933
There it is. On the ceiling.

425
00:35:10,168 --> 00:35:12,691
That's the one that got me.

426
00:35:20,178 --> 00:35:21,621
All right, boys.

427
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,532
Ready?

428
00:35:23,598 --> 00:35:25,041
Throw it!

429
00:35:34,567 --> 00:35:36,044
I did that. I did that.

430
00:35:36,111 --> 00:35:38,885
- That's my fault.
- It's okay. The table broke the fall.

431
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,883
There's something very important
I forgot to tell you.

432
00:35:41,950 --> 00:35:44,394
- What?
- Don't cross the streams.

433
00:35:45,161 --> 00:35:47,184
- Why?
- It would be bad.

434
00:35:47,372 --> 00:35:50,942
I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing.
What do you mean, "bad"?

435
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,334
Try to imagine all life as you
know it stopping instantaneously

436
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,741
and every molecule in your body
exploding at the speed of light.

437
00:35:57,966 --> 00:35:59,739
Total protonic reversal.

438
00:35:59,801 --> 00:36:03,826
Right, that's bad. Okay,
important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

439
00:36:03,888 --> 00:36:08,414
All right, Ray, take the left.
Egon, take the right.

440
00:36:14,858 --> 00:36:17,586
Okay, Ray, just give me
one high and outside.

441
00:36:17,652 --> 00:36:19,504
Ray!

442
00:36:22,115 --> 00:36:23,637
Egon!

443
00:36:31,332 --> 00:36:33,434
Okay, all right.
Hold it, hold it, hold it!

444
00:36:33,501 --> 00:36:36,730
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

445
00:36:36,838 --> 00:36:38,485
Nice shooting, Tex!

446
00:36:38,548 --> 00:36:40,946
I assure you, Mrs. Van Houten,
there is no problem with the room.

447
00:36:41,009 --> 00:36:43,453
It'll be ready promptly on time as
soon as your guests are with us.

448
00:36:43,511 --> 00:36:45,705
The last throw took something out
of him, but he's gonna move.

449
00:36:45,764 --> 00:36:48,788
I need some room to put the
trap down. Give me some room.

450
00:36:49,517 --> 00:36:51,870
You'll excuse me, please.

451
00:36:58,234 --> 00:37:01,338
- Gotta get this in the clear.
- Wait, wait, wait!

452
00:37:01,404 --> 00:37:04,132
I've always wanted to do this.

453
00:37:04,199 --> 00:37:05,846
And...

454
00:37:05,909 --> 00:37:08,888
- The flowers are still standing!
- Okay, on my go-signal.

455
00:37:08,953 --> 00:37:12,307
Spengler, I want a confinement
stream from you, okay? Go!

456
00:37:12,373 --> 00:37:15,226
Okay, hold him up there. He's
gonna move. Hold him up!

457
00:37:15,293 --> 00:37:16,815
Go!

458
00:37:18,546 --> 00:37:20,489
- It's working, Ray.
- Start bringing him down.

459
00:37:20,548 --> 00:37:22,400
You got him. Don't
cross the stream.

460
00:37:22,467 --> 00:37:26,743
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy
with a positron collider, huh?

461
00:37:26,805 --> 00:37:30,284
Venkman, shorten your stream.
I don't want my face burned off.

462
00:37:30,391 --> 00:37:33,495
All right, I'm opening the trap now.
Don't look directly into the trap.

463
00:37:34,479 --> 00:37:36,252
I looked at the trap, Ray.

464
00:37:36,314 --> 00:37:40,840
Turn your streams off as soon as I close
the trap. Get ready. I'm closing it.

465
00:37:40,902 --> 00:37:42,925
Now!

466
00:38:01,339 --> 00:38:02,782
It's in there.

467
00:38:02,841 --> 00:38:04,568
Hey.

468
00:38:05,969 --> 00:38:08,322
Well, that wasn't such
a chore, now, was it?

469
00:38:10,974 --> 00:38:13,372
Mr. Smith, quickly.
I want that door open now!

470
00:38:13,434 --> 00:38:15,332
Donald, stand over there.

471
00:38:15,854 --> 00:38:18,707
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

472
00:38:18,773 --> 00:38:20,295
Did you see it? What is it?

473
00:38:20,358 --> 00:38:21,801
We got it.

474
00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:23,962
What is it? Will there
be any more of them?

475
00:38:24,028 --> 00:38:27,052
Sir, what you had there was
what we refer to as a focused,

476
00:38:27,115 --> 00:38:30,970
non-terminal repeating phantasm,
or a class-five full-roaming vapor.

477
00:38:31,035 --> 00:38:32,853
Real nasty one too.

478
00:38:32,912 --> 00:38:34,855
And now,

479
00:38:34,914 --> 00:38:37,638
let's talk seriously. Now,
for the entrapment...

480
00:38:37,664 --> 00:38:40,921
we're gonna have to ask you for
four big ones, $4000 for that.

481
00:38:40,962 --> 00:38:45,742
But we are having a special this week on
proton charging and storage of the beast.

482
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,403
That's only gonna come to
1000 dollars, fortunately.

483
00:38:48,469 --> 00:38:52,164
Five thousand dollars? I had no idea
it'd be so much. I won't pay it.

484
00:38:52,223 --> 00:38:54,558
That's all right. We can just
put it right back in there.

485
00:38:54,559 --> 00:38:56,536
We certainly can, Dr. Venkman.

486
00:38:56,603 --> 00:39:00,253
No! All right! Anything.

487
00:39:00,315 --> 00:39:01,758
Thanks so much.

488
00:39:01,816 --> 00:39:03,714
Thank you. Hope we
can help you again.

489
00:39:03,818 --> 00:39:06,717
Coming through! One class-five
free-roaming vapor.

490
00:39:06,821 --> 00:39:10,016
Good Morning, I'm Roger Grimsby.
Today the entire Eastern seaboard

491
00:39:10,074 --> 00:39:13,223
is alive with talk of incidents
of paranormal activity.

492
00:39:13,328 --> 00:39:16,307
Alleged ghost-sightings and
related supernatural occurrences

493
00:39:16,372 --> 00:39:19,100
have been reported across
the entire tri-state area.

494
00:39:19,167 --> 00:39:21,816
Everybody has heard ghost
stories around the campfire.

495
00:39:21,878 --> 00:39:25,152
Heck, my grandma used to spin
yarns about a spectral locomotive

496
00:39:25,214 --> 00:39:27,817
that would rocket past the
farm where she grew up.

497
00:39:27,884 --> 00:39:30,078
But now, as if some
unforeseen authority...

498
00:39:50,365 --> 00:39:51,808
Stand aside, please!

499
00:39:51,866 --> 00:39:55,220
Hi, this is Larry King. The phone-in
topic today, ghosts and ghostbusting.

500
00:39:55,286 --> 00:39:57,935
The controversy builds,
more sightings are reported.

501
00:39:57,997 --> 00:39:59,599
Some maintain that these

502
00:39:59,666 --> 00:40:03,487
professional paranormal eliminators
in New York are the cause of it all.

503
00:40:08,883 --> 00:40:10,280
I got it! I got it!

504
00:40:11,886 --> 00:40:13,283
Pete! Ray!

505
00:40:22,105 --> 00:40:24,525
Still making headlines
all across the country,

506
00:40:24,565 --> 00:40:28,295
the Ghostbusters are at it again, this
time at the fashionable dance club,

507
00:40:28,403 --> 00:40:32,258
The Rose. The boys in gray slugged
it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist,

508
00:40:32,323 --> 00:40:33,891
then stayed on to
dance the night away

509
00:40:33,917 --> 00:40:36,383
with some of the lovely ladies
who witnessed the disturbance.

510
00:40:36,411 --> 00:40:39,515
This is Casey Kasem.
Now on with the countdown.

511
00:40:39,580 --> 00:40:41,808
Twenty-four hours a day,
seven days a week.

512
00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:44,690
No job is too big.
No fee is too big.

513
00:40:46,045 --> 00:40:48,648
Is it just a mist, or does
it have arms and legs?

514
00:40:48,715 --> 00:40:51,443
As they say in TV, I'm sure
there's one big question

515
00:40:51,509 --> 00:40:54,829
on everybody's mind and I imagine
you are the man to answer that.

516
00:40:54,929 --> 00:40:58,158
How is Elvis, and have
you seen him lately?

517
00:41:42,393 --> 00:41:44,712
Do you believe in UFOs,
astral projections,

518
00:41:44,771 --> 00:41:47,340
mental telepathy,
ESP, clairvoyance,

519
00:41:47,398 --> 00:41:50,547
spirit photography,
telekinetic movement,

520
00:41:50,610 --> 00:41:55,591
full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness
monster and the theory of Atlantis?

521
00:41:55,656 --> 00:41:59,886
Uh, if there's a steady paycheck in
it, I'll believe anything you say.

522
00:42:00,995 --> 00:42:04,065
I gotta get some sleep. I'm dying.

523
00:42:04,123 --> 00:42:05,645
You don't look good.

524
00:42:05,708 --> 00:42:07,731
- I don't?
- Well, you've looked better.

525
00:42:07,794 --> 00:42:09,567
You didn't used to look like this.

526
00:42:09,629 --> 00:42:11,652
Can you hold, please?

527
00:42:11,714 --> 00:42:14,408
Here's the paper on the
Brooklyn. She paid with Visa.

528
00:42:14,509 --> 00:42:16,703
Here's tonight's worksheet.

529
00:42:16,761 --> 00:42:18,534
Oh, great. Two more free repeaters.

530
00:42:18,596 --> 00:42:21,700
This is Winston Zeddmore.
He's here about the job.

531
00:42:21,766 --> 00:42:24,745
Beautiful. You're hired.
Ray Stantz, Pete Venkman.

532
00:42:24,811 --> 00:42:28,211
- Congratulations.
- Can you help me, please?

533
00:42:31,526 --> 00:42:33,128
Welcome aboard.

534
00:42:34,237 --> 00:42:37,234
I don't know where they get these
guest conductors. I mean...

535
00:42:37,260 --> 00:42:39,901
someone should tell him it's not gonna
do much good to scream at us in German.

536
00:42:39,942 --> 00:42:43,221
Well, I don't think that the
man is competent to conduct

537
00:42:43,287 --> 00:42:44,855
a major symphony orchestra.

538
00:42:45,081 --> 00:42:51,188
- Um, could you wait here a minute?
- Huh? Uh, sure.

539
00:42:56,467 --> 00:42:58,740
Dr. Venkman. This is a surprise.

540
00:42:58,803 --> 00:43:01,247
- That was a wonderful rehearsal.
- You heard that?

541
00:43:01,305 --> 00:43:03,328
Yes. You're the best
one in your row.

542
00:43:03,391 --> 00:43:04,959
Oh, thank you.

543
00:43:05,059 --> 00:43:08,663
You're good. Most people can't hear
me with the whole orchestra playing.

544
00:43:08,729 --> 00:43:10,564
Ah, I don't have to take
this abuse from you.

545
00:43:10,565 --> 00:43:12,918
I got hundreds of people
dying to abuse me.

546
00:43:12,984 --> 00:43:15,132
I know. You're a big celebrity now.

547
00:43:15,194 --> 00:43:18,514
Do you have some information
for me on my case?

548
00:43:22,785 --> 00:43:24,512
Who's the stiff?

549
00:43:24,912 --> 00:43:28,232
The stiff happens to be one of the
finest musicians in the world.

550
00:43:28,291 --> 00:43:30,234
Do you have some information
for me, please?

551
00:43:30,293 --> 00:43:32,942
Well, sure, but I prefer to
give it to you in private.

552
00:43:33,004 --> 00:43:36,449
- Why don't you tell me now?
- Okay. I found the name Zuul for you.

553
00:43:36,507 --> 00:43:42,114
Well, the name Zuul refers to a demigod
worshiped around 6000 B.C. by the...

554
00:43:42,388 --> 00:43:44,490
What's that word?

555
00:43:44,599 --> 00:43:46,246
- "Hittites."
- Hittites,

556
00:43:46,309 --> 00:43:49,504
the Mesopotamians
and the Sumerians.

557
00:43:50,313 --> 00:43:52,882
"Zuul was the minion of Gozer."

558
00:43:52,940 --> 00:43:55,259
What's Gozer?

559
00:43:55,318 --> 00:43:59,639
- Gozer was very big in Sumeria.
- Well, what's he doing in my icebox?

560
00:43:59,697 --> 00:44:02,801
I'm working on that. If we could
get together Thursday night,

561
00:44:02,867 --> 00:44:06,312
I'm thinking 9-ish, you know,
we could exchange information.

562
00:44:06,370 --> 00:44:10,712
- I can't see you Thursday. I'm busy.
- Miss Barrett...

563
00:44:10,738 --> 00:44:14,258
you seem to think there is something
wrong up here that says, in your mind:

564
00:44:14,295 --> 00:44:17,695
"He enjoys taking his evenings off
and spending it with his clients."

565
00:44:17,757 --> 00:44:22,533
No. I'm making a special exception
in your case because...

566
00:44:22,762 --> 00:44:24,205
I respect you.

567
00:44:24,263 --> 00:44:27,552
It's corny, but I respect you as
an artist. And as a dresser too.

568
00:44:27,578 --> 00:44:30,562
This is a magnificent coordination
you have going here today.

569
00:44:30,645 --> 00:44:31,988
I'll see you Thursday.

570
00:44:32,014 --> 00:44:35,316
I'll bring the Roylance Guide
and we'll eat and read.

571
00:44:42,156 --> 00:44:44,475
- So who the hell is that?
- He's just a friend.

572
00:44:44,533 --> 00:44:46,055
- A friend?
- An old friend.

573
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,887
Bye! Well, I'll see you Thursday!

574
00:44:47,954 --> 00:44:51,775
I'm sorry I didn't get to meet you, sir.
I'm glad you're feeling much better.

575
00:44:51,832 --> 00:44:54,811
You're still very pale,
though. A little sun.

576
00:44:54,877 --> 00:44:57,651
- Well, what does he do?
- He's a scientist.

577
00:45:08,891 --> 00:45:13,167
This is where we store all the vapors
and entities and slimers that we trap.

578
00:45:13,229 --> 00:45:18,711
Very simple, really. A loaded trap
here. Open, unlock the system.

579
00:45:18,776 --> 00:45:20,219
Insert the trap.

580
00:45:21,988 --> 00:45:24,056
Release.

581
00:45:24,824 --> 00:45:28,599
Close, lock the system.
Set your entry grid.

582
00:45:28,703 --> 00:45:30,225
Neutronize your field.

583
00:45:30,454 --> 00:45:32,352
And...

584
00:45:32,415 --> 00:45:35,143
when the light is green,
the trap is clean.

585
00:45:35,209 --> 00:45:38,279
The ghost is incarcerated here in
our custom-made storage facility.

586
00:45:38,337 --> 00:45:42,032
There's a man from the EPA here to
see you. He's waiting in your office.

587
00:45:42,091 --> 00:45:44,819
- EPA? What's he want?
- I don't know.

588
00:45:44,885 --> 00:45:47,989
All I do know is I've been working
two weeks without a break,

589
00:45:48,055 --> 00:45:50,874
and you promised me
you'd hire more help.

590
00:45:50,933 --> 00:45:53,377
Janine, someone with
your qualifications

591
00:45:53,436 --> 00:45:57,416
would have no trouble finding
a topflight job in either

592
00:45:57,481 --> 00:46:00,425
the food service or
housekeeping industries.

593
00:46:01,068 --> 00:46:05,264
- Are you gonna answer that?
- I've quit better jobs than this.

594
00:46:05,865 --> 00:46:07,888
Ghostbusters! What do you want?

595
00:46:07,950 --> 00:46:10,644
- Can I help you?
- I'm Walter Peck.

596
00:46:10,745 --> 00:46:14,475
I represent the Environmental
Protection Agency, the third district.

597
00:46:14,540 --> 00:46:17,143
Great. How's it going down there?

598
00:46:19,295 --> 00:46:21,363
Are you Peter Venkman?

599
00:46:22,256 --> 00:46:23,949
Yes, I'm...

600
00:46:24,008 --> 00:46:25,451
Dr. Venkman.

601
00:46:25,509 --> 00:46:28,408
Exactly what are you a
doctor of, Mr. Venkman?

602
00:46:28,471 --> 00:46:31,996
Well, I have Ph.D.'s in
parapsychology and psychology.

603
00:46:32,641 --> 00:46:34,584
I see.

604
00:46:34,643 --> 00:46:37,622
And now you catch ghosts.

605
00:46:37,688 --> 00:46:39,790
Yeah. You could say that.

606
00:46:40,149 --> 00:46:42,798
And how many ghosts have
you caught, Mr. Venkman?

607
00:46:42,860 --> 00:46:45,634
- I'm not at liberty to say.
- And where do you put

608
00:46:45,696 --> 00:46:48,675
these ghosts once you catch them?

609
00:46:48,783 --> 00:46:51,306
Into a storage facility.

610
00:46:51,577 --> 00:46:54,806
And would this storage facility
be located on these premises?

611
00:46:54,872 --> 00:46:59,648
- Yes.
- And may I see this storage facility?

612
00:46:59,710 --> 00:47:03,189
No. And why not, Mr. Venkman?

613
00:47:04,632 --> 00:47:07,986
Because you did not
use the magic word.

614
00:47:10,137 --> 00:47:13,912
What is the magic
word, Mr. Venkman?

615
00:47:15,142 --> 00:47:16,585
"Please."

616
00:47:17,853 --> 00:47:21,708
May I please see the storage
facility, Mr. Venkman?

617
00:47:21,816 --> 00:47:23,584
Why do you want to see
the storage facility?

618
00:47:23,642 --> 00:47:25,840
Well, because I'm curious.

619
00:47:26,028 --> 00:47:28,426
I want to know more
about what you do here.

620
00:47:28,906 --> 00:47:31,429
Frankly, there've been a lot
of wild stories in the media

621
00:47:31,492 --> 00:47:36,021
and we want to assess any possible
environmental impact from your operation.

622
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,228
For instance, the
presence of noxious,

623
00:47:38,332 --> 00:47:41,686
possibly hazardous waste
chemicals in your basement.

624
00:47:41,752 --> 00:47:46,073
Now, you either show me what is down
there, or I come back with a court order.

625
00:47:46,966 --> 00:47:51,162
You go get a court order, and I'll sue
your ass for wrongful prosecution!

626
00:47:51,846 --> 00:47:54,699
You can have it your
way, Mr. Venkman.

627
00:47:55,182 --> 00:47:57,118
I'm worried, Ray. It's
getting crowded in there,

628
00:47:57,144 --> 00:48:00,576
and all my recent data points to
something big on the horizon.

629
00:48:00,855 --> 00:48:02,878
What do you mean "big"?

630
00:48:03,357 --> 00:48:07,883
Well, let's say this Twinkie
represents the normal amount

631
00:48:07,945 --> 00:48:10,594
of psychokinetic energy
in the New York area.

632
00:48:10,656 --> 00:48:14,511
According to this morning's
sample, it would be a Twinkie

633
00:48:14,577 --> 00:48:18,227
35 feet long, weighing
approximately 600 pounds.

634
00:48:19,540 --> 00:48:21,313
That's a big Twinkie.

635
00:48:21,375 --> 00:48:23,898
We could be on the verge
of a fourfold cross-rip,

636
00:48:23,961 --> 00:48:27,406
a PKE surge of incredible,
even dangerous, proportions.

637
00:48:27,882 --> 00:48:31,452
We just had a visit from the
Environmental Protection Agency.

638
00:48:31,510 --> 00:48:33,783
- How's the grid holding up?
- Not good.

639
00:48:33,888 --> 00:48:35,831
Tell him about the Twinkie.

640
00:48:36,682 --> 00:48:38,329
What about the Twinkie?

641
00:49:33,489 --> 00:49:35,842
- Oh, Dana, it's you.
- Hello, Louis.

642
00:49:35,950 --> 00:49:38,849
You gotta come in here. You're
missing a classic party.

643
00:49:38,953 --> 00:49:43,183
Yes, well, I would, Louis,
but I have a date coming.

644
00:49:46,293 --> 00:49:48,020
You made a date

645
00:49:48,087 --> 00:49:54,445
- tonight?
- Well, I... I'm sorry, Louis. I forgot.

646
00:49:55,469 --> 00:49:59,244
Oh, that's okay. You
can bring him along.

647
00:49:59,598 --> 00:50:02,872
All right. Maybe
we'll stop by, okay?

648
00:50:02,977 --> 00:50:04,894
That's great. I'll tell
everybody you're coming.

649
00:50:04,895 --> 00:50:07,965
We're gonna play Twister, we're
gonna do some breakdancing...

650
00:50:08,023 --> 00:50:09,921
Hey...

651
00:50:10,651 --> 00:50:14,551
Hey, let me in! It's Louis!
Somebody, let me in!

652
00:50:39,555 --> 00:50:41,202
Hello?

653
00:50:41,265 --> 00:50:43,459
Oh, hi, Mom.

654
00:50:43,517 --> 00:50:45,290
I've been busy.

655
00:50:45,352 --> 00:50:47,955
Well... No, everything is fine.

656
00:50:48,022 --> 00:50:51,342
Yeah. No, just that one time.

657
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,594
Oh, I am.

658
00:50:54,361 --> 00:50:56,213
I will.

659
00:50:57,364 --> 00:51:02,140
I won't. Mom, um,
I have to go. I have a date.

660
00:51:02,286 --> 00:51:06,516
Yes. No, no one you know. It's...

661
00:51:07,374 --> 00:51:10,273
Well, he's a Ghostbuster.

662
00:51:10,753 --> 00:51:13,026
Those guys on TV.

663
00:51:13,839 --> 00:51:15,782
Yes, well, I'll have
to let you know.

664
00:51:15,841 --> 00:51:18,410
Okay. Love to Dad.

665
00:51:18,469 --> 00:51:22,164
Right. Bye. Bye.

666
00:51:42,451 --> 00:51:44,599
Oh, Shit.

667
00:52:15,984 --> 00:52:19,338
Do you have any Excedrin
or Extra Strength Tylenol?

668
00:52:19,405 --> 00:52:22,725
Gee, I think all I got is
acetylsalicylic acid. Generic.

669
00:52:22,783 --> 00:52:26,729
See, I can get 600 tablets of that for
the same price as 300 of the name brand.

670
00:52:26,787 --> 00:52:29,140
That makes good financial
sense. Good advice.

671
00:52:29,206 --> 00:52:31,980
Hey, this is real smoked salmon
from Nova Scotia, Canada,

672
00:52:32,042 --> 00:52:33,485
24.95 a pound.

673
00:52:33,544 --> 00:52:35,738
It only cost me 14.12
after tax, though.

674
00:52:35,796 --> 00:52:37,880
I'm giving this whole thing
as a promotional expense.

675
00:52:37,881 --> 00:52:41,906
That's why I invited clients instead of
friends. You having a good time, Marv?

676
00:52:41,969 --> 00:52:44,743
How you doing? Why don't you have some
of the Brie. It's at room temperature.

677
00:52:44,805 --> 00:52:46,639
You think it's too warm
in here for the Brie?

678
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:48,913
Louis, I'm going home.

679
00:52:48,976 --> 00:52:51,750
Don't leave yet. Listen,
maybe if we start dancing,

680
00:52:51,812 --> 00:52:53,914
other people will join in.

681
00:52:53,981 --> 00:52:55,924
Okay.

682
00:52:58,610 --> 00:53:01,589
Oh, don't move. I just
gotta get the door.

683
00:53:02,906 --> 00:53:04,724
- Ted! Annette!
- Hi.

684
00:53:04,783 --> 00:53:07,261
I'm glad you could come. How
you doing? Give me your coats.

685
00:53:07,327 --> 00:53:09,896
Everybody, this is Ted
and Annette Fleming.

686
00:53:09,955 --> 00:53:11,398
How are you?

687
00:53:11,457 --> 00:53:14,401
Ted has a small carpet-cleaning
business in receivership.

688
00:53:14,460 --> 00:53:17,814
Annette's drawing a salary from a
deferred bonus from two years ago.

689
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:22,030
They got 15,000 left on
the house at 8 percent.

690
00:53:22,092 --> 00:53:24,570
So they're okay!

691
00:53:24,636 --> 00:53:26,989
Does anybody want
to play Parcheesi?

692
00:53:30,017 --> 00:53:31,915
Okay, who brought the dog?

693
00:53:53,707 --> 00:53:58,859
Help! There's a bear loose
in my apartment! Help! Help!

694
00:54:01,131 --> 00:54:02,608
Help!

695
00:54:02,674 --> 00:54:05,823
- What?
- A bear in his apartment.

696
00:54:10,140 --> 00:54:12,538
I'm gonna bring this up at
the next tenants' meeting.

697
00:54:12,601 --> 00:54:15,921
There's not supposed to be
any pets in the building.

698
00:54:30,869 --> 00:54:35,691
Let me in. There's gotta be
a way in here. I gotta get...

699
00:54:38,794 --> 00:54:41,773
Somebody, let me in!

700
00:54:47,970 --> 00:54:49,413
Nice doggy.

701
00:54:49,471 --> 00:54:51,539
Cute little pooch.

702
00:54:51,598 --> 00:54:54,577
Maybe I got a Milk-Bone.

703
00:55:13,954 --> 00:55:15,977
- Hey, what happened?
- Some moron brought

704
00:55:16,039 --> 00:55:19,234
a cougar to a party,
and it went berserk.

705
00:55:20,961 --> 00:55:24,907
Hi, I'm going up to
Dana Barrett's. Okay.

706
00:55:43,525 --> 00:55:45,673
Hello?

707
00:55:48,071 --> 00:55:50,720
That's a different look
for you, isn't it?

708
00:55:50,782 --> 00:55:52,930
Are you the Keymaster?

709
00:55:54,620 --> 00:55:56,814
Not that I know of.

710
00:56:08,675 --> 00:56:10,777
Are you the Keymaster?

711
00:56:10,844 --> 00:56:12,287
Yes.

712
00:56:12,554 --> 00:56:15,624
I'm a friend of his. He
told me to meet him here.

713
00:56:16,183 --> 00:56:18,832
- I didn't get your name.
- I am Zuul.

714
00:56:18,894 --> 00:56:21,167
I am the Gatekeeper.

715
00:56:21,229 --> 00:56:23,002
Oh.

716
00:56:26,860 --> 00:56:31,807
- What are we doing today, Zuul?
- Must prepare for the coming of Gozer.

717
00:56:32,491 --> 00:56:34,138
Gozer, huh?

718
00:56:35,118 --> 00:56:36,970
The Destructor.

719
00:56:45,087 --> 00:56:46,530
Are we still going out?

720
00:56:49,549 --> 00:56:53,244
You know, you could pick up the
place if you're expecting someone.

721
00:56:53,804 --> 00:56:56,828
Do you want this body?

722
00:56:57,391 --> 00:56:58,959
Is this a trick question?

723
00:57:02,396 --> 00:57:04,840
I guess the roses worked, huh?

724
00:57:04,898 --> 00:57:07,046
Take me now,

725
00:57:07,109 --> 00:57:08,836
sub-creature.

726
00:57:08,902 --> 00:57:10,845
We never talk anymore.

727
00:57:11,488 --> 00:57:16,970
Easy. I make it a rule never to get
involved with possessed people.

728
00:57:19,079 --> 00:57:21,022
Actually, it's more of a
guideline than a rule.

729
00:57:21,081 --> 00:57:22,603
You know, I can...

730
00:57:22,666 --> 00:57:25,189
I want you inside me.

731
00:57:26,378 --> 00:57:28,105
Go ahead. No, I can't.

732
00:57:28,171 --> 00:57:30,990
Sounds like you got at least
two people in there already.

733
00:57:31,049 --> 00:57:32,992
Might be a little crowded.

734
00:57:33,051 --> 00:57:35,404
Come on, why don't
you just quit trying

735
00:57:35,470 --> 00:57:38,699
to upset and disturb
Dr. Venkman and just relax.

736
00:57:38,765 --> 00:57:42,415
Lie down there. Relax.
Put your hands on your chest.

737
00:57:42,477 --> 00:57:45,421
What I'd really like
to do is talk to Dana.

738
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:47,457
I want to talk to Dana.

739
00:57:47,524 --> 00:57:49,046
Dana, it's Peter.

740
00:57:49,109 --> 00:57:52,930
There is no Dana.
There is only Zuul.

741
00:57:53,030 --> 00:57:55,053
Oh, Zuulie, you nut. Now, come on.

742
00:57:55,532 --> 00:57:57,976
Come on, I want to
talk to Dana. Dana.

743
00:57:58,035 --> 00:58:00,513
Just relax. Come on. Dana.

744
00:58:00,579 --> 00:58:02,556
Dana. Can I talk to Dana?

745
00:58:02,622 --> 00:58:06,477
There is no Dana, only Zuul.

746
00:58:06,543 --> 00:58:09,237
What a lovely singing
voice you must have.

747
00:58:09,296 --> 00:58:11,398
Now, I'm gonna count
to three, Zuulie.

748
00:58:11,465 --> 00:58:13,158
And if I don't talk to Dana...

749
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:17,029
there's gonna be some real trouble
in this apartment, I think.

750
00:58:17,095 --> 00:58:18,617
One.

751
00:58:20,891 --> 00:58:22,664
Two.

752
00:58:24,144 --> 00:58:25,917
Two and a half.

753
00:59:09,523 --> 00:59:11,341
Please come down.

754
00:59:13,235 --> 00:59:18,512
I am the Keymaster. The
Destructor is coming.

755
00:59:18,865 --> 00:59:21,684
The Traveler. The Destroyer.

756
00:59:27,791 --> 00:59:29,609
Gatekeeper.

757
00:59:35,215 --> 00:59:36,658
I am Vinz.

758
00:59:36,716 --> 00:59:39,239
Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer.

759
00:59:39,302 --> 00:59:42,997
Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the
Sebouillia. Are you the Gatekeeper?

760
00:59:43,056 --> 00:59:46,126
Hey, he pulls the wagon, I make
the deals. You want a ride?

761
00:59:55,235 --> 00:59:59,010
Wait for the sign. Then all
prisoners will be released.

762
00:59:59,072 --> 01:00:02,767
You will perish in flame, you
and all your kind! Gatekeeper!

763
01:00:03,034 --> 01:00:04,477
What an asshole.

764
01:00:10,792 --> 01:00:13,691
- Dropping off or picking up?
- Dropping off.

765
01:00:13,753 --> 01:00:15,855
Just a moment.

766
01:00:19,259 --> 01:00:21,077
- You a Ghostbuster?
- Yes.

767
01:00:21,136 --> 01:00:23,596
We picked up this guy. Now we
don't know what to do with him.

768
01:00:23,597 --> 01:00:26,200
Bellevue doesn't want him, and I'm
afraid to put him in the lock up.

769
01:00:26,266 --> 01:00:29,290
I know you guys are into this stuff,
so I figured we'd check with you.

770
01:00:29,352 --> 01:00:31,045
All right.

771
01:00:33,982 --> 01:00:36,210
Are you the Gatekeeper?

772
01:00:39,112 --> 01:00:41,556
You better bring him inside.

773
01:00:42,574 --> 01:00:45,177
You are so kind to
take care of that man.

774
01:00:45,243 --> 01:00:47,220
You know, you are a
real humanitarian.

775
01:00:47,287 --> 01:00:49,856
I don't think he's human.

776
01:00:57,714 --> 01:00:59,361
What did you say your name was?

777
01:01:00,300 --> 01:01:02,573
Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer.

778
01:01:02,636 --> 01:01:04,909
According to this, his
name's Louis Tully.

779
01:01:04,971 --> 01:01:07,494
Lives on Central Park West.

780
01:01:09,100 --> 01:01:11,669
Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tully?

781
01:01:11,811 --> 01:01:13,879
- Do I?
- Yes, have some.

782
01:01:13,980 --> 01:01:16,378
Yes, have some.

783
01:01:17,609 --> 01:01:20,758
Vinz, you said before you
were waiting for a sign.

784
01:01:20,820 --> 01:01:23,673
- What sign are you waiting for?
- Gozer the Traveler.

785
01:01:23,740 --> 01:01:26,093
He will come in one of
the pre-chosen forms.

786
01:01:26,159 --> 01:01:30,514
During the rectification of the Vuldronaii,
the Traveler came as a large Torb.

787
01:01:30,997 --> 01:01:34,442
Then, during the third reconciliation of
the last of the Meketrex supplicants,

788
01:01:34,501 --> 01:01:37,946
they chose a new form for
him, that of a giant Sloar!

789
01:01:38,004 --> 01:01:40,607
Many Shubs and Zuuls knew
what it was to be roasted

790
01:01:40,715 --> 01:01:43,443
in the depths of the Sloar
that day, I can tell you.

791
01:01:43,510 --> 01:01:46,955
- Egon.
- Excuse me.

792
01:01:48,848 --> 01:01:52,122
There's something very
strange about that man.

793
01:01:54,229 --> 01:01:57,082
Listen, I'm usually very psychic,
and I have a terrible feeling

794
01:01:57,148 --> 01:02:00,343
that something awful is
gonna happen to you.

795
01:02:01,111 --> 01:02:03,839
I'm afraid you're gonna die.

796
01:02:05,699 --> 01:02:07,426
I'll get it.

797
01:02:10,036 --> 01:02:12,389
- Hello?
- Egon, it's Peter.

798
01:02:12,455 --> 01:02:15,809
- Thanks, I've got it.
- I have news from the world of Gozer.

799
01:02:15,875 --> 01:02:19,149
- What is it, Peter?
- I'm here with Dana Barrett.

800
01:02:19,212 --> 01:02:21,940
It seems the Goz has
been putting some moves

801
01:02:22,007 --> 01:02:25,156
- on my would-be girlfriend.
- How is she?

802
01:02:25,218 --> 01:02:28,822
I think we can get her a
guest shot on Wild Kingdom.

803
01:02:28,888 --> 01:02:31,958
I just whacked her up with
about 300 cc's of Thorazine.

804
01:02:32,017 --> 01:02:36,247
She's gonna take a little nap now,
but she says she's the Gatekeeper.

805
01:02:36,313 --> 01:02:38,836
- Does that make any sense to you?
- Some.

806
01:02:38,898 --> 01:02:41,592
I just met the Keymaster.
He's here with me now.

807
01:02:41,651 --> 01:02:44,504
Oh, wonderful. We have to
get these two together.

808
01:02:46,906 --> 01:02:49,429
I think that would be
extraordinarily dangerous.

809
01:02:49,492 --> 01:02:52,937
Okay, well, hold onto him.
I'll be there in a little while.

810
01:02:52,996 --> 01:02:55,315
Good.

811
01:02:55,373 --> 01:03:00,400
Thank you, Vinz. We have to find
Ray. I need him here immediately.

812
01:03:04,841 --> 01:03:08,366
Bad news, honey,
I gotta go to work.

813
01:03:08,428 --> 01:03:11,407
Hey, will you stay here
in bed until I get back?

814
01:03:21,399 --> 01:03:24,218
Hey, Ray, do you believe in God?

815
01:03:24,277 --> 01:03:25,378
Never met him.

816
01:03:25,445 --> 01:03:30,051
Yeah, well, I do. And I love
Jesus' style, you know?

817
01:03:30,116 --> 01:03:34,187
This roof cap is made of a
magnesium-tungsten alloy.

818
01:03:34,245 --> 01:03:36,689
What are you so
involved with there?

819
01:03:36,748 --> 01:03:39,007
These are the blueprints for
the structural ironwork

820
01:03:39,033 --> 01:03:42,975
in Dana Barrett's apartment building,
and they're very, very strange.

821
01:03:43,213 --> 01:03:46,863
Hey, Ray, do you remember
something in the Bible about

822
01:03:46,925 --> 01:03:51,030
the last days, when the dead
would rise from the grave?

823
01:03:51,346 --> 01:03:54,245
I remember Revelations 7:12.

824
01:03:54,641 --> 01:03:56,869
And I looked as he
opened the sixth seal.

825
01:03:56,935 --> 01:03:59,003
And behold, there was
a great earthquake.

826
01:03:59,062 --> 01:04:01,585
And the sun became as
black as sackcloth.

827
01:04:01,856 --> 01:04:03,503
And the moon became as blood.

828
01:04:03,566 --> 01:04:06,590
And the seas boiled.
And the skies fell.

829
01:04:08,279 --> 01:04:11,258
- Judgment day.
- Judgment day.

830
01:04:11,324 --> 01:04:14,428
Every ancient religion has its own
myth about the end of the world.

831
01:04:14,494 --> 01:04:18,269
Myth? Ray, has it
ever occurred to you

832
01:04:18,373 --> 01:04:20,601
that maybe the reason
we've been so busy lately

833
01:04:20,667 --> 01:04:23,896
is because the dead have
been rising from the grave?

834
01:04:28,883 --> 01:04:33,489
- How about a little music?
- Yeah.

835
01:05:12,302 --> 01:05:13,949
This way.

836
01:05:22,395 --> 01:05:23,709
Excuse me.

837
01:05:24,435 --> 01:05:26,991
Excuse me. Just where do
you think you're going?

838
01:05:27,025 --> 01:05:30,299
Step aside, miss, or I'll have you arrested
for interfering with the police...

839
01:05:30,361 --> 01:05:33,010
Oh, no. Hold on. I've seen TV.
I know you can't come in here

840
01:05:33,072 --> 01:05:34,740
without a warrant or
a writ or something.

841
01:05:34,741 --> 01:05:37,970
Cease and Desist All Commerce order.
Seizure of Premises and Chattels.

842
01:05:38,036 --> 01:05:40,935
Ban on the use of Public Utilities
for Non-Licensed Waste Handlers

843
01:05:40,997 --> 01:05:43,850
and a federal Entry
and Inspection order.

844
01:05:44,667 --> 01:05:47,111
Vinz, there's one more
test I'd like to perform.

845
01:05:47,170 --> 01:05:51,525
Egon. I tried to stop them.
He says they have a warrant.

846
01:05:51,591 --> 01:05:55,366
- Excuse me, this is private property.
- Shut this off. Shut these all off.

847
01:05:55,470 --> 01:05:58,289
I'm warning you. Turning off these
machines would be extremely hazardous.

848
01:05:58,348 --> 01:06:01,008
I'll tell you what's hazardous.
You're facing federal prosecution

849
01:06:01,017 --> 01:06:03,336
for at least a half a dozen
environmental violations.

850
01:06:03,394 --> 01:06:06,094
Now, either you shut off these
beams, or we shut them off for you.

851
01:06:10,693 --> 01:06:13,637
Try to understand, this is a
high-voltage laser containment system.

852
01:06:13,696 --> 01:06:16,549
Simply turning it off would be
like dropping a bomb in the city.

853
01:06:16,616 --> 01:06:20,061
Don't patronize me. I'm not grotesquely
stupid, like the people you bilk.

854
01:06:20,119 --> 01:06:21,793
At ease, officer.
I'm Peter Venkman.

855
01:06:21,819 --> 01:06:23,705
I think there's just been a
slight misunderstanding,

856
01:06:23,706 --> 01:06:25,900
and I want to cooperate
in any way that I can.

857
01:06:25,959 --> 01:06:28,482
Forget it, Venkman. You had
your chance to cooperate,

858
01:06:28,545 --> 01:06:32,400
but you thought it'd be more fun to
insult me. Now it is my turn, wiseass.

859
01:06:32,465 --> 01:06:34,567
He wants to shut down the
protection grid, Peter.

860
01:06:34,634 --> 01:06:37,455
You shut that thing down, and we are
not gonna be held responsible...

861
01:06:37,470 --> 01:06:41,325
- You'll be responsible. Shut it off.
- No, we won't be held responsible.

862
01:06:41,391 --> 01:06:44,495
Don't shut it off. I'm warning you.

863
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:48,248
I've never seen anything like
this before. I don't know...

864
01:06:48,314 --> 01:06:51,918
Yeah, I'm not interested in
your opinion. Just shut it off.

865
01:06:53,152 --> 01:06:56,347
- My friend, don't be a jerk.
- Step aside.

866
01:06:56,414 --> 01:06:58,057
If he does that again,
you can shoot him.

867
01:06:58,116 --> 01:07:00,450
You do your job, pencil-neck.
Don't tell me how to do mine.

868
01:07:00,451 --> 01:07:03,270
- Thank you, officer.
- Shut it off!

869
01:07:25,852 --> 01:07:27,420
Oh, shit.

870
01:07:42,368 --> 01:07:45,142
Clear the building!

871
01:08:14,317 --> 01:08:17,170
This is it. This is the sign.

872
01:08:17,236 --> 01:08:21,261
Yeah, it's a sign, all right.
We're going out of business.

873
01:08:31,125 --> 01:08:33,273
Hey, aim up there.

874
01:08:33,628 --> 01:08:35,651
- What happened?
- Storage facility blew.

875
01:08:35,713 --> 01:08:38,362
- He shut off the protection grid.
- Oh, great.

876
01:08:38,424 --> 01:08:40,322
- That's bad, isn't it?
- Yeah.

877
01:08:40,385 --> 01:08:43,034
- Where's the Keymaster?
- Shit.

878
01:08:43,137 --> 01:08:45,535
- Who's the Keymaster?
- Oh, come on.

879
01:08:45,765 --> 01:08:48,664
Hold it. I want this man arrested.

880
01:08:48,726 --> 01:08:52,296
These men are in criminal violation
of the Environmental Protection Act.

881
01:08:52,355 --> 01:08:55,049
- This explosion is a direct result of it.
- Your mother!

882
01:08:55,149 --> 01:08:57,547
Come on, hold it! Hold it! Hold it!

883
01:09:41,821 --> 01:09:47,928
Columbia Building, 57th Street.
I'm in a hurry, so let's not dawdle.

884
01:10:42,048 --> 01:10:44,321
Hey, guard!

885
01:10:44,383 --> 01:10:46,827
Look, I want to make a phone call.

886
01:10:46,886 --> 01:10:49,489
I just work with these guys.
I mean, I wasn't even there.

887
01:10:49,555 --> 01:10:52,829
The structure of this roof cap is exactly
like the kind of telemetry tracker

888
01:10:52,892 --> 01:10:56,997
that NASA uses to identify
dead pulsars in deep space.

889
01:10:57,063 --> 01:11:03,170
Cold-riveted girders with
cores of pure selenium.

890
01:11:03,277 --> 01:11:05,505
Everybody getting this so far?

891
01:11:05,571 --> 01:11:08,971
So what? I guess they just don't
make them like they used to, huh?

892
01:11:09,033 --> 01:11:11,477
No. Nobody ever
made them like this.

893
01:11:11,536 --> 01:11:16,358
I mean, the architect was either a
certified genius or an authentic wacko.

894
01:11:16,415 --> 01:11:19,610
Ray, for a moment,

895
01:11:19,669 --> 01:11:22,864
pretend that I don't know
anything about metallurgy,

896
01:11:22,922 --> 01:11:28,324
engineering or physics and just
tell me what the hell is going on.

897
01:11:28,511 --> 01:11:30,534
You never studied.

898
01:11:31,013 --> 01:11:34,959
The whole building is a huge
superconductive antenna

899
01:11:35,017 --> 01:11:37,540
that was designed and built
expressly for the purpose

900
01:11:37,603 --> 01:11:40,877
of pulling in and concentrating
spiritual turbulence.

901
01:11:40,940 --> 01:11:46,718
Your girlfriend lives in the
corner penthouse of spook central.

902
01:11:48,114 --> 01:11:52,026
She's not my girlfriend.
I find her interesting because

903
01:11:52,052 --> 01:11:54,412
she's a client and because
she sleeps above her covers.

904
01:11:54,453 --> 01:11:58,558
Four feet above her covers.
She barks. She drools. She claws.

905
01:11:58,624 --> 01:12:01,193
It's not the girl, Peter,
it's the building.

906
01:12:01,252 --> 01:12:03,290
Something terrible is
about to enter our world,

907
01:12:03,316 --> 01:12:07,532
and this building is obviously the door.
The architect's name was Ivo Shandor.

908
01:12:07,592 --> 01:12:11,322
I found it in Tobin's Spirit Guide.
He was also a doctor.

909
01:12:11,387 --> 01:12:13,990
He performed a lot of
unnecessary surgery.

910
01:12:14,056 --> 01:12:17,035
And then, in 1920, he
started a secret society.

911
01:12:17,101 --> 01:12:21,001
- Let me guess. Gozer worshipers.
- Right.

912
01:12:21,772 --> 01:12:23,374
No studying.

913
01:12:23,441 --> 01:12:29,093
After the first World War, Shandor decided
that society was too sick to survive.

914
01:12:32,491 --> 01:12:35,765
And he wasn't alone. He had close to
a thousand followers when he died.

915
01:12:35,870 --> 01:12:37,893
They conducted rituals
up on the roof,

916
01:12:37,955 --> 01:12:41,605
bizarre rituals intended to bring
about the end of the world.

917
01:12:41,667 --> 01:12:44,771
And now it looks like
it may actually happen.

918
01:12:46,380 --> 01:12:49,404
So be good
For goodness' sake

919
01:12:49,467 --> 01:12:51,444
Whoa, somebody's coming

920
01:12:51,510 --> 01:12:54,284
We have to get out of here. We've
gotta find a judge or something.

921
01:12:54,388 --> 01:12:57,958
Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, hey, hey. Hold it.

922
01:12:58,184 --> 01:13:00,286
Are we actually going to go
before a federal judge and say

923
01:13:00,353 --> 01:13:03,707
that some moldy Babylonian god is
gonna drop in on Central Park West

924
01:13:03,773 --> 01:13:06,968
- and start tearing up the city?
- Sumerian, not Babylonian.

925
01:13:07,026 --> 01:13:09,800
- Yeah, big difference.
- No offense,

926
01:13:09,904 --> 01:13:11,631
but I gotta get my own lawyer.

927
01:13:11,697 --> 01:13:14,425
Okay, Ghostbusters. The mayor
wants to see you guys.

928
01:13:14,492 --> 01:13:16,515
The whole island's
going crazy. Let's go.

929
01:13:16,702 --> 01:13:19,806
I gotta split. The mayor wants to
rap with me about some things.

930
01:13:43,729 --> 01:13:47,504
- I am the Keymaster.
- I am the Gatekeeper.

931
01:14:29,734 --> 01:14:34,385
- Back. Back. Stay back.
- Stay back. Stay back.

932
01:14:41,704 --> 01:14:44,899
I've got a city blowing up, and you
guys are not giving me any answers.

933
01:14:44,999 --> 01:14:48,069
We're blocking the
bridges, the roads...

934
01:14:48,127 --> 01:14:49,729
The Ghostbusters are
here, Mr. Mayor.

935
01:14:49,795 --> 01:14:52,648
The Ghostbusters.
Okay, the Ghostbusters.

936
01:14:52,715 --> 01:14:54,408
Hey, and where's this Peck?

937
01:14:54,467 --> 01:14:58,663
Peck. I am Walter Peck, sir, and
I'm prepared to make a full report.

938
01:14:58,721 --> 01:15:01,199
These men are consummate
snowball artists.

939
01:15:01,265 --> 01:15:04,164
They use sense and nerve gases
to induce hallucinations.

940
01:15:04,226 --> 01:15:07,671
People think they're seeing ghosts,
and they call these bozos,

941
01:15:07,730 --> 01:15:10,253
who conveniently show up
to deal with the problem

942
01:15:10,316 --> 01:15:12,259
with a fake electronic light show.

943
01:15:12,318 --> 01:15:15,262
Everything was fine with our
system until the power grid

944
01:15:15,321 --> 01:15:19,051
- was shut off by dickless here.
- They caused an explosion.

945
01:15:19,116 --> 01:15:24,347
- Is this true?
- Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

946
01:15:25,831 --> 01:15:29,902
Hey, come on. Knock it off.
Hey, break it up!

947
01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:31,903
- All right.
- Well, that's what I heard.

948
01:15:31,962 --> 01:15:33,530
This is City Hall.

949
01:15:33,589 --> 01:15:36,738
Now, what am I gonna do
here, John? What is this?

950
01:15:36,801 --> 01:15:39,620
All I know is that was no light
show we saw this morning.

951
01:15:39,678 --> 01:15:43,703
I've seen every form of
combustion known to man,

952
01:15:43,766 --> 01:15:45,743
but this beats the hell out of me.

953
01:15:45,810 --> 01:15:48,379
The walls in the 53rd
Precinct were bleeding.

954
01:15:48,437 --> 01:15:51,040
- How do you explain that?
- Good afternoon, gentlemen.

955
01:15:51,107 --> 01:15:52,800
Oh, Your Eminence.

956
01:15:58,656 --> 01:16:01,384
- How are you, Lenny?
- You're looking good, Mike.

957
01:16:01,450 --> 01:16:05,145
We're in a real fix here. What
do you think I should do?

958
01:16:05,204 --> 01:16:08,228
Lenny, officially, the church
will not take any position

959
01:16:08,290 --> 01:16:11,769
on the religious implications
of these phenomena.

960
01:16:11,836 --> 01:16:13,438
Personally, Lenny...

961
01:16:13,796 --> 01:16:17,821
I think it's a sign from God.
But don't quote me on that.

962
01:16:18,092 --> 01:16:19,717
I think that's a smart move, Mike.

963
01:16:19,718 --> 01:16:21,491
I'm not gonna call
a press conference

964
01:16:21,595 --> 01:16:24,494
and tell everyone to start praying.

965
01:16:24,598 --> 01:16:26,120
Uh...

966
01:16:26,392 --> 01:16:29,291
I'm Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor.

967
01:16:29,353 --> 01:16:31,831
Look, I've only been with the
company for a couple weeks.

968
01:16:31,897 --> 01:16:34,671
But I gotta tell you,
these things are real.

969
01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:38,846
Since I joined these men, I have
seen shit that'll turn you white.

970
01:16:39,613 --> 01:16:41,340
Well, you can believe Mr. Pecker.

971
01:16:41,407 --> 01:16:44,010
- My name is Peck.
- Or you could accept the fact

972
01:16:44,118 --> 01:16:47,597
that this city is headed for a
disaster of biblical proportions.

973
01:16:47,663 --> 01:16:51,484
- Well, what do you mean, "biblical"?
- What he means is Old Testament.

974
01:16:51,542 --> 01:16:53,770
- Real wrath-of-God-type stuff.
- Exactly.

975
01:16:53,836 --> 01:16:57,361
Fire and brimstone coming down from
the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.

976
01:16:57,423 --> 01:16:59,992
Forty years of darkness.
Earthquakes. Volcanoes.

977
01:17:00,050 --> 01:17:01,509
Dead rising from the grave.

978
01:17:01,510 --> 01:17:02,702
Human sacrifice.

979
01:17:02,761 --> 01:17:05,705
Dogs and cats living together.
Mass hysteria.

980
01:17:05,764 --> 01:17:08,037
Enough! I get the point.

981
01:17:09,768 --> 01:17:11,211
But what if you're wrong?

982
01:17:11,270 --> 01:17:14,715
If I'm wrong, nothing happens.
We go to jail, peacefully, quietly.

983
01:17:14,773 --> 01:17:18,377
We'll enjoy it. But if I'm right,

984
01:17:18,444 --> 01:17:21,718
and we can stop this thing...

985
01:17:21,780 --> 01:17:27,307
Lenny, you will have
saved the lives

986
01:17:27,369 --> 01:17:31,724
of millions of registered voters.

987
01:17:37,087 --> 01:17:41,067
I don't believe you're seriously
considering listening to these men.

988
01:17:48,307 --> 01:17:50,910
Get him out of here.

989
01:17:50,976 --> 01:17:53,704
- Bye.
- I'll fix you. I'm gonna fix you.

990
01:17:53,771 --> 01:17:56,715
I'm gonna get you a nice fruit
basket. I'm going to miss him.

991
01:17:56,774 --> 01:17:58,296
All right. All right.

992
01:17:58,734 --> 01:18:02,213
We got work to do. Now,
what do you need from me?

993
01:18:16,001 --> 01:18:18,103
Come on, let's run some red lights!

994
01:19:20,899 --> 01:19:22,922
Hello, New York.

995
01:19:28,991 --> 01:19:31,844
Hello, everybody!

996
01:19:31,910 --> 01:19:35,355
Dr. Ray Stantz, would you please?
The heart of the Ghostbusters.

997
01:19:35,414 --> 01:19:38,688
Thank you. They love you.
They love you here.

998
01:19:39,168 --> 01:19:43,819
- I like that shirt, friend.
- Ghostbusters! All right!

999
01:19:46,383 --> 01:19:49,612
Gotta run. Got a date with a ghost.

1000
01:19:49,678 --> 01:19:52,531
Okay, whatever happens,
let's be professional.

1001
01:20:24,129 --> 01:20:27,233
We might have to put a little
overtime in on this one.

1002
01:21:22,104 --> 01:21:25,299
There they are. There they are.

1003
01:21:31,947 --> 01:21:34,766
I was in no way prepared for that.

1004
01:21:35,534 --> 01:21:38,638
It's all right. Don't worry.
We're fine. We can handle it.

1005
01:21:38,704 --> 01:21:41,148
We can take it. They
want to play rough.

1006
01:21:41,206 --> 01:21:45,812
Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!
Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!

1007
01:21:47,421 --> 01:21:49,114
- Wanna play rough?
- Yeah.

1008
01:21:49,173 --> 01:21:51,025
Let's do it.

1009
01:22:15,949 --> 01:22:18,097
Where are we?

1010
01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:22,356
It looks like we're in
the teens somewhere.

1011
01:22:22,456 --> 01:22:26,811
Well, when we get to 20,
tell me. I'm gonna throw up.

1012
01:22:58,283 --> 01:23:03,014
- Twenty-two. Is this it?
- Yep.

1013
01:23:11,797 --> 01:23:14,571
Art deco. Very nice.

1014
01:23:14,633 --> 01:23:17,612
- Where is it?
- It's at the end of the hall.

1015
01:23:57,968 --> 01:24:00,696
Hey, where do these stairs go?

1016
01:24:03,140 --> 01:24:04,913
They go up.

1017
01:24:09,521 --> 01:24:12,215
Okay, go ahead. Come on. Go ahead.

1018
01:24:13,191 --> 01:24:15,293
Watch it. Go ahead.

1019
01:24:54,483 --> 01:24:55,960
Dana.

1020
01:25:10,207 --> 01:25:14,312
Okay, so she's a dog.

1021
01:25:53,667 --> 01:25:55,485
It's a girl.

1022
01:26:00,757 --> 01:26:03,235
- It's Gozer.
- I thought Gozer was a man.

1023
01:26:03,301 --> 01:26:07,247
- It's whatever it wants to be.
- Whatever it is, it's gotta get by us.

1024
01:26:07,305 --> 01:26:08,907
Right.

1025
01:26:09,474 --> 01:26:11,576
Go get her, Ray!

1026
01:26:23,822 --> 01:26:26,095
Gozer the Gozerian?

1027
01:26:28,326 --> 01:26:33,523
Good evening. As a duly designated
representative of the city,

1028
01:26:33,582 --> 01:26:35,400
county and state of New York,

1029
01:26:35,459 --> 01:26:38,062
I order you to cease any and
all supernatural activity

1030
01:26:38,128 --> 01:26:40,105
and return forthwith to
your place of origin

1031
01:26:40,213 --> 01:26:43,112
or to the nearest convenient
parallel dimension.

1032
01:26:43,216 --> 01:26:45,944
That ought to do it.
Thanks very much, Ray.

1033
01:26:46,011 --> 01:26:48,705
Are you a god?

1034
01:26:55,103 --> 01:27:00,630
- No.
- Then die!

1035
01:27:24,382 --> 01:27:30,615
Ray, when someone asks you if
you're a god, you say, "Yes."

1036
01:27:31,181 --> 01:27:36,003
All right. This chick is toast.

1037
01:27:48,198 --> 01:27:50,801
- Got your stick?
- Holding it.

1038
01:27:52,744 --> 01:27:54,312
Heat them up!

1039
01:27:54,663 --> 01:27:56,185
Smoking!

1040
01:27:56,748 --> 01:27:59,692
- Make them hard.
- Ready!

1041
01:27:59,751 --> 01:28:03,105
Let's show this prehistoric bitch
how we do things downtown.

1042
01:28:05,590 --> 01:28:07,158
Throw it!

1043
01:28:15,934 --> 01:28:19,880
- Nimble little minx, isn't she?
- We better go full stream.

1044
01:28:19,938 --> 01:28:22,336
Aim for the flattop.

1045
01:28:32,033 --> 01:28:33,885
Wasn't so hard.

1046
01:28:40,125 --> 01:28:41,727
We neutronized it.

1047
01:28:41,793 --> 01:28:44,521
You know what that means?
A complete particle reversal.

1048
01:28:44,588 --> 01:28:47,532
And we had the tools.
We had the talent.

1049
01:28:47,591 --> 01:28:49,989
It's Miller time.

1050
01:28:50,051 --> 01:28:54,827
- Ray, this looks extraordinarily bad.
- Oh, no.

1051
01:28:54,890 --> 01:28:56,492
What?

1052
01:29:05,942 --> 01:29:07,760
Look out!

1053
01:29:30,383 --> 01:29:36,456
Sub-creatures. Gozer the
Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor,

1054
01:29:36,514 --> 01:29:41,245
Volguus Zildrohar the
Traveler has come.

1055
01:29:41,311 --> 01:29:44,290
Choose and perish.

1056
01:29:44,397 --> 01:29:47,967
What do you mean, "choose"?
We don't understand.

1057
01:29:48,026 --> 01:29:53,804
Choose. Choose the form
of the Destructor.

1058
01:29:53,907 --> 01:29:58,604
Oh, I get it. I get it.
Oh, very cute.

1059
01:29:59,037 --> 01:30:01,981
Whatever we think of. If we
think of J. Edgar Hoover,

1060
01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:05,440
J. Edgar Hoover will appear and
destroy us, so empty your heads.

1061
01:30:05,502 --> 01:30:08,481
Don't think of anything. We've
only got one shot at this.

1062
01:30:08,546 --> 01:30:12,492
- The choice is made.
- Whoa!

1063
01:30:12,550 --> 01:30:14,903
The Traveler has come.

1064
01:30:14,970 --> 01:30:17,164
Nobody choosed anything.

1065
01:30:17,222 --> 01:30:18,790
- Did you choose anything?
- No.

1066
01:30:18,848 --> 01:30:20,349
- Did you?
- My mind is totally blank.

1067
01:30:20,350 --> 01:30:22,828
I didn't choose anything!

1068
01:30:32,362 --> 01:30:34,339
I couldn't help it.

1069
01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:37,513
It just popped in there.

1070
01:30:38,076 --> 01:30:41,771
What? What just popped in there?

1071
01:30:41,830 --> 01:30:44,809
- I tried to think...
- Look!

1072
01:30:45,667 --> 01:30:48,316
- No! It can't be.
- What is it?

1073
01:30:48,378 --> 01:30:50,196
- It can't be.
- What did you do, Ray?

1074
01:30:50,255 --> 01:30:52,483
Oh, shit.

1075
01:31:03,268 --> 01:31:05,462
It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

1076
01:31:36,968 --> 01:31:39,070
Now, there's something
you don't see every day.

1077
01:31:39,137 --> 01:31:41,080
I tried to think of the
most harmless thing.

1078
01:31:41,139 --> 01:31:43,241
Something I loved
from my childhood.

1079
01:31:43,308 --> 01:31:48,255
Something that could never, ever
possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft.

1080
01:31:48,313 --> 01:31:50,415
Nice thinking, Ray.

1081
01:31:51,316 --> 01:31:53,418
We used to roast Stay
Puft marshmallows

1082
01:31:53,485 --> 01:31:55,428
by the fire at Camp Waconda.

1083
01:31:57,113 --> 01:32:01,434
Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon.
What have you got left?

1084
01:32:01,659 --> 01:32:06,936
Sorry, Venkman. I'm terrified beyond
the capacity for rational thought.

1085
01:32:16,841 --> 01:32:19,945
- Oh, no.
- Mother pus bucket.

1086
01:32:24,599 --> 01:32:27,248
Nobody steps on a
church in my town.

1087
01:32:27,310 --> 01:32:30,380
One, two, three, roast him.

1088
01:32:50,083 --> 01:32:51,810
Funny, us going out like this.

1089
01:32:51,876 --> 01:32:54,320
Killed by a 100-foot
marshmallow man.

1090
01:32:54,379 --> 01:32:57,680
We've been going about this all wrong.
This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor.

1091
01:32:57,715 --> 01:33:01,661
He's in New York. We get this guy
laid, we won't have any trouble.

1092
01:33:05,473 --> 01:33:08,622
I have a radical idea. The
door swings both ways.

1093
01:33:08,685 --> 01:33:11,288
We could reverse the particle
flow through the gate.

1094
01:33:11,354 --> 01:33:13,297
How?

1095
01:33:13,356 --> 01:33:15,675
- We'll cross the streams.
- Excuse me, Egon.

1096
01:33:15,733 --> 01:33:17,631
You said crossing the
streams was bad.

1097
01:33:17,694 --> 01:33:20,923
- Cross the streams.
- You're gonna endanger us.

1098
01:33:20,989 --> 01:33:22,841
You're gonna endanger our client,

1099
01:33:22,907 --> 01:33:26,011
the nice lady who paid us in
advance before she became a dog.

1100
01:33:26,119 --> 01:33:30,315
Not necessarily. There's definitely
a very slim chance we'll survive.

1101
01:33:35,920 --> 01:33:39,775
I love this plan. I'm excited to
be a part of it. Let's do it.

1102
01:33:39,841 --> 01:33:43,662
This job is definitely not
worth 11,500 a year.

1103
01:33:47,182 --> 01:33:48,784
Hurry.

1104
01:33:50,643 --> 01:33:53,121
See you on the other side, Ray.

1105
01:33:55,273 --> 01:33:58,047
Nice working with you, Dr. Venkman.

1106
01:34:06,284 --> 01:34:08,057
Let's turn them on, Spengler!

1107
01:34:11,206 --> 01:34:13,559
Now, Spengler!

1108
01:34:18,755 --> 01:34:20,732
Get out of here!

1109
01:35:13,810 --> 01:35:16,208
- Winston.
- Yeah.

1110
01:35:16,271 --> 01:35:18,123
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.

1111
01:35:23,236 --> 01:35:24,804
Venkman?

1112
01:35:24,862 --> 01:35:26,305
Spengler!

1113
01:35:27,198 --> 01:35:28,800
Venkman!

1114
01:35:32,036 --> 01:35:33,638
Spengler.

1115
01:35:34,956 --> 01:35:37,900
Oh, Spengler. Oh, are you okay?

1116
01:35:37,959 --> 01:35:40,153
I feel like the floor of a taxicab.

1117
01:35:40,253 --> 01:35:42,481
- Venky!
- Yeah, where are you?

1118
01:35:42,547 --> 01:35:44,991
Oh, thank God.

1119
01:35:46,009 --> 01:35:47,827
- You okay?
- I'm all right.

1120
01:35:47,885 --> 01:35:49,453
- You all right?
- I'm all right.

1121
01:35:49,512 --> 01:35:51,910
- You all right?
- Yeah. You okay?

1122
01:35:51,973 --> 01:35:53,575
Fine.

1123
01:36:00,648 --> 01:36:04,844
Oh, it smells like
barbecued dog hair.

1124
01:36:05,236 --> 01:36:07,304
Oh, Venkman.

1125
01:36:07,363 --> 01:36:09,682
Oh, Venkman, I'm sorry.

1126
01:36:10,283 --> 01:36:13,307
I'm sorry. I just... I just forgot.

1127
01:36:27,592 --> 01:36:29,285
Look!

1128
01:36:56,329 --> 01:36:59,228
Somebody turn on the lights!

1129
01:36:59,290 --> 01:37:02,519
- Help! Somebody!
- Go check on that little guy.

1130
01:37:07,924 --> 01:37:09,947
What happened?

1131
01:37:16,474 --> 01:37:20,920
Oh. Oh. Where am I?

1132
01:37:22,647 --> 01:37:25,876
Oh, hi.

1133
01:37:26,150 --> 01:37:28,093
You'll be all right.

1134
01:37:28,486 --> 01:37:32,090
Boy, the superintendent's
gonna be pissed.

1135
01:37:33,491 --> 01:37:35,514
Are you okay?

1136
01:37:36,077 --> 01:37:38,054
Who are you guys?

1137
01:37:38,121 --> 01:37:40,269
We're the Ghostbusters.

1138
01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:44,522
Who does your taxes?

1139
01:37:45,169 --> 01:37:48,398
You know, Mr. Tully, you are
a most fortunate individual.

1140
01:37:48,464 --> 01:37:50,862
- I know.
- You have been a participant in

1141
01:37:50,925 --> 01:37:54,620
the biggest interdimensional cross rip
since the Tunguska blast of 1909.

1142
01:37:54,679 --> 01:37:56,952
- Felt great.
- We'd like to get a sample

1143
01:37:57,014 --> 01:37:59,993
- of your brain tissue.
- Okay.

1144
01:38:02,937 --> 01:38:05,756
I love this town!

1145
01:38:58,451 --> 01:39:00,474
What's going on?

1146
01:39:01,412 --> 01:39:03,856
Does anybody want to interview me?

1147
01:39:03,956 --> 01:39:06,435
I'm an eyewitness. I was up there.

1148
01:39:07,877 --> 01:39:10,150
I want to go with them in the car.