1 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,230 Oh, fuck yeah. 2 00:01:54,550 --> 00:01:56,223 Why's your door closed, Maxie? 3 00:01:56,310 --> 00:01:59,064 Dad, I'm in sixth grade. I need, uh, privacy sometimes. 4 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:01,102 Oh. Look, I'm heading to the airport. 5 00:02:01,190 --> 00:02:02,624 Be back in two days. 6 00:02:02,710 --> 00:02:04,463 Please be nice to your sister, 7 00:02:04,550 --> 00:02:06,860 help your mom, and do not touch the drone. 8 00:02:06,990 --> 00:02:09,459 - I won't. Bye. - I'm serious, okay? 9 00:02:09,550 --> 00:02:11,223 - It's not a toy. It's for my work. - Yep. 10 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:12,824 Safe flight. Bye, Dad. Love you. 11 00:02:13,510 --> 00:02:16,264 Thank you. Hey. Come give me a hug, bud. 12 00:02:16,790 --> 00:02:18,430 I'll give you two hugs when you get back. 13 00:02:23,390 --> 00:02:25,985 I get it. 14 00:02:26,070 --> 00:02:29,063 - Why are you smiling? - Well, you're just growing up. 15 00:02:29,710 --> 00:02:32,430 - It's exciting to me. - It's not. Stop smiling. 16 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:39,307 I remember bringing you home from the hospital 17 00:02:39,390 --> 00:02:40,870 like it was yesterday. 18 00:02:40,950 --> 00:02:44,626 Now here you are, sexually masturbating yourself. 19 00:02:44,710 --> 00:02:46,861 - No, I effing wasn't! - Hey, it's cool, fool. 20 00:02:46,950 --> 00:02:50,227 It's like you got a new toy... the best toy in the world... 21 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:51,966 and you just want to keep playing with it. 22 00:02:51,990 --> 00:02:53,788 I don't know. 23 00:02:53,910 --> 00:02:55,550 I just want you to know I'm proud of you. 24 00:02:56,150 --> 00:02:58,381 Okay, do your thing. I'll see you later. 25 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,063 Love you. See you in two days. 26 00:03:00,150 --> 00:03:03,382 Amy, you are not gonna believe this. 27 00:03:11,630 --> 00:03:13,861 Yo, guys, check this out. 28 00:03:13,950 --> 00:03:16,909 My babysitter told me everyone in sixth grade gets hand jobs. 29 00:03:16,990 --> 00:03:18,583 What's a hand job? 30 00:03:18,670 --> 00:03:21,424 It's when a girl jerks you off until you "coom." 31 00:03:21,510 --> 00:03:23,149 And then it's your job to clean it up. 32 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,662 - I don't think it's "coom." - Yeah. 33 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:27,104 C-U-M. "Coom." 34 00:03:28,150 --> 00:03:30,585 Middle school's way more intense than elementary. 35 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:33,026 If we're gonna get through this, we need to stick together. 36 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:34,783 Bean Bag Boys for life. 37 00:03:36,230 --> 00:03:37,664 Speed bump. 38 00:03:38,990 --> 00:03:40,966 Are your friends jelly you're dating a college guy? 39 00:03:40,990 --> 00:03:42,868 Some of them, I think. 40 00:03:42,950 --> 00:03:44,748 - Yeah? - Yeah. 41 00:03:44,830 --> 00:03:45,830 Wait, hey. 42 00:03:47,950 --> 00:03:50,021 - Can I help you? - Retreat! Retreat! 43 00:03:50,110 --> 00:03:52,466 Hey, Stranger Things, go fuck yourself! 44 00:03:52,550 --> 00:03:53,666 - Hurry! - Go, go, go! 45 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:55,423 You know those fucking guys? 46 00:03:56,710 --> 00:03:59,669 Ha ha! No one can stop the Turzan of Uzkara. 47 00:03:59,750 --> 00:04:01,230 Lucas, keep it in the case. 48 00:04:01,310 --> 00:04:03,506 Dude, it's worth 300 bucks. 49 00:04:03,590 --> 00:04:05,422 600 now. I checked. 50 00:04:05,510 --> 00:04:08,423 - $600? - We're millionaires! 51 00:04:08,510 --> 00:04:09,510 Yeah. 52 00:04:09,590 --> 00:04:12,822 Do you guys want to maybe go to the skate park tomorrow after school? 53 00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:14,350 I know what cocaine is. 54 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:17,503 Annabelle, get out of here. 55 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:18,819 Bean Bag Boys only. 56 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:20,583 I heard, at the skate park, 57 00:04:20,670 --> 00:04:23,139 the older kids will make you take drugs. 58 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:24,346 We'll never do drugs. 59 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,183 They destroy lives and communities. 60 00:04:26,270 --> 00:04:27,863 You have no choice. 61 00:04:27,950 --> 00:04:29,225 Mom! 62 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:31,427 Annabelle, don't antagonize your brother. 63 00:04:31,550 --> 00:04:33,906 Come on, go upstairs. Now... Hey. 64 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:37,150 All right, Bean Bag Boys, finish up. It's a school night. 65 00:04:37,230 --> 00:04:38,505 Lights out, 8:30. 66 00:04:38,590 --> 00:04:40,183 What? You said 8:45. 67 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:41,380 Hey. Finish up. 68 00:04:43,430 --> 00:04:45,820 I don't think I want to go to the skate park. 69 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:47,139 We're in sixth grade now. 70 00:04:47,230 --> 00:04:49,506 We need to start doing sixth-grade things. 71 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:53,186 Ooh, you want to see Brixlee, don't you? 72 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,503 - Hi. - Oh, my God! 73 00:05:17,590 --> 00:05:20,185 Mom! 74 00:05:27,070 --> 00:05:29,141 This park is fucking lit. 75 00:05:32,270 --> 00:05:34,421 Yo, guys, the Scooter Squad is here. 76 00:05:36,190 --> 00:05:38,659 You know who's really good at burns? Atticus I. 77 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:41,743 - He's so funny. - Atticus L? 78 00:05:41,870 --> 00:05:44,544 I'd smoke him in a burn war. Right, Max? 79 00:05:52,990 --> 00:05:54,743 Ooh... 80 00:05:54,830 --> 00:05:59,222 So, are you gonna give Brixlee the necklace you made her? 81 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:01,870 No, shut up. It's... I haven't put it in the kiln yet. 82 00:06:01,950 --> 00:06:03,384 You always have an excuse. 83 00:06:03,470 --> 00:06:05,666 Thor, you never talk to girls. 84 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:07,230 Girls are a distraction. 85 00:06:08,030 --> 00:06:10,465 Rock of Ages auditions are in two days. 86 00:06:17,630 --> 00:06:19,542 Max, come here. 87 00:06:26,350 --> 00:06:27,625 Hey, Taylor. 88 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:30,504 People are saying you made Brixlee a necklace in art class. 89 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:33,981 Nice try, but I don't talk about my art projects before they're finished. 90 00:06:34,070 --> 00:06:35,220 If she had a crush on you, 91 00:06:35,310 --> 00:06:36,870 would you admit you had a crush on her? 92 00:06:37,790 --> 00:06:39,224 Does she have a crush on me? 93 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:42,144 I don't know. I've never asked her. 94 00:06:42,910 --> 00:06:45,300 - See you tomorrow. - Bye. 95 00:06:48,070 --> 00:06:49,070 Fuck. 96 00:06:51,710 --> 00:06:53,166 So, how'd it go, lover boy? 97 00:06:53,190 --> 00:06:55,750 Uh, she might know about the necklace. 98 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:58,467 Veggie lasagna for dinner? 99 00:06:58,550 --> 00:07:00,382 Everything's coming up Lucas. 100 00:07:00,470 --> 00:07:01,950 I'll see you guys at school. 101 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:04,181 Bye. Be safe. 102 00:07:05,950 --> 00:07:07,782 Yo, Scooter Boys. Scooter Boys. Act cool. 103 00:07:07,870 --> 00:07:09,509 - Act... Act cool. - Okay, okay, okay. 104 00:07:11,510 --> 00:07:13,103 What's up, Atticus? 105 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:17,066 You guys want to see something cool? 106 00:07:17,150 --> 00:07:18,630 Hell yeah. 107 00:07:24,830 --> 00:07:26,310 What are we up to? What are we doing? 108 00:07:28,350 --> 00:07:29,943 We're gonna sip a beer. 109 00:07:31,950 --> 00:07:33,384 - Scared? - No. 110 00:07:34,150 --> 00:07:37,302 I've had, like, 5,000 sips of beer. 111 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:41,270 Bitch, please. Soren has the record. Three sips. 112 00:07:41,350 --> 00:07:43,819 - Three sips? - Three sips. 113 00:07:51,910 --> 00:07:53,390 Whoa. 114 00:07:53,470 --> 00:07:55,223 I'm already feeling something. 115 00:07:57,990 --> 00:07:58,990 Delicious. 116 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:12,110 Careful. It's hot. 117 00:08:15,550 --> 00:08:17,428 Are you gonna drink it or not? 118 00:08:21,990 --> 00:08:25,347 I forgot. I have musical auditions this Friday. 119 00:08:25,430 --> 00:08:26,944 They drug-test for beer. 120 00:08:27,030 --> 00:08:29,545 Thor, just admit you're a scared little-wittle baby. 121 00:08:29,630 --> 00:08:31,223 No, I'm not. 122 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:34,428 Want us to put the beer in a sippy cup for you, Sippy Cup? 123 00:08:34,510 --> 00:08:36,308 - No. - Sippy Cup. 124 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:38,859 - Amazing burn, Atticus. - It's not a good burn. 125 00:08:38,950 --> 00:08:41,863 His dad has two DUIs and has to take the train to work. 126 00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:42,950 That's a good burn. 127 00:08:43,030 --> 00:08:44,987 Sippy Cup, sing us a song. 128 00:08:45,070 --> 00:08:46,424 No. 129 00:08:46,510 --> 00:08:48,820 How about "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bitch"? 130 00:08:49,430 --> 00:08:51,581 Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup! 131 00:08:51,670 --> 00:08:53,286 No, no, guys. He'll do it. 132 00:08:53,310 --> 00:08:55,108 But he just needs more time to think. 133 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:56,910 Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup! 134 00:09:00,430 --> 00:09:01,546 Bye. 135 00:09:04,470 --> 00:09:06,427 Lasagna and soda? 136 00:09:06,510 --> 00:09:09,184 Don't tell my parents you gave me this. 137 00:09:10,390 --> 00:09:12,905 This kid is hilarious. 138 00:09:12,990 --> 00:09:14,709 We're getting a divorce. 139 00:09:15,710 --> 00:09:17,986 Wh-What do you mean? 140 00:09:18,070 --> 00:09:20,246 Okay, okay, I'll tell you. Everything gonna stay the same. 141 00:09:20,270 --> 00:09:21,340 We promise. 142 00:09:21,910 --> 00:09:23,788 Will we still watch This Is Us together? 143 00:09:23,870 --> 00:09:25,846 - Of course. That's our favorite show. - Yes. 144 00:09:25,870 --> 00:09:26,870 That's our family show. 145 00:09:26,950 --> 00:09:29,829 Except now you're gonna see it on two different TVs, you know. 146 00:09:29,910 --> 00:09:31,503 In two different houses. 147 00:09:31,590 --> 00:09:33,470 So you're gonna have to watch the episode twice. 148 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:35,104 What about Taco Tuesday? 149 00:09:35,230 --> 00:09:36,710 Taco Tuesdays are still going down. 150 00:09:36,790 --> 00:09:38,830 Matter of fact, you're gonna have two Taco Tuesdays, 151 00:09:38,910 --> 00:09:40,663 just one on Wednesday now. 152 00:09:41,670 --> 00:09:44,139 - Twice the fun. - Twice the fun, twice the tacos. 153 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:46,665 Everything's gonna stay the same, so... 154 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:49,390 Me and your mom, you know, we're still best friends, right? 155 00:09:49,470 --> 00:09:50,620 Mm-hmm. 156 00:09:52,310 --> 00:09:55,269 I mean, it would've been nice to have tacos together as a family. 157 00:09:55,350 --> 00:09:57,670 But how about this? We could change it to Wing Wednesday... 158 00:10:21,550 --> 00:10:23,906 Thor, inspired, voice of an angel, man. 159 00:10:38,630 --> 00:10:40,064 It does feel good, don't it? 160 00:10:41,270 --> 00:10:44,104 - What's wrong? - That song always makes me sad. 161 00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:47,501 Don't forget, Rock of Ages auditions are tomorrow. 162 00:10:47,590 --> 00:10:49,149 It's my favorite musical. 163 00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:50,910 I did make some pretty big changes, though, 164 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:52,669 based on my time in Holly-weird. 165 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:55,424 I think it'll really inspire 166 00:10:55,510 --> 00:10:58,105 those of you who dare to dream. 167 00:10:58,230 --> 00:10:59,380 Sick. 168 00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:01,265 So, I looked at her, 169 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:02,989 but she was looking the other direction. 170 00:11:03,070 --> 00:11:04,584 But then she looked at me, 171 00:11:04,670 --> 00:11:06,229 and I was looking the other direction. 172 00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:08,984 So I think that someday we're gonna make eye contact. 173 00:11:09,070 --> 00:11:12,347 That's cool. This musical is gonna be lit. 174 00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:14,467 Hey, Soren. Look at this. 175 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:16,906 Sippy Cup is signing up for the musical. 176 00:11:18,670 --> 00:11:21,105 Singing is for try-hards. 177 00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:25,100 No, uh, someone signed me up as a joke. 178 00:11:25,190 --> 00:11:27,147 I was just crossing it off. See? 179 00:11:28,030 --> 00:11:29,589 Yeah, whatever, bitch-tits. 180 00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:31,787 Enough. Let's go. 181 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,626 - I have places to be. - Sorry, Soren. 182 00:11:35,670 --> 00:11:38,947 Don't listen to Atticus. His dad doesn't even pay taxes. 183 00:11:39,030 --> 00:11:41,261 Doesn't matter what Atticus says. 184 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:44,070 I've been thinking about quitting singing ever since I was young. 185 00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:47,262 Come on. We're gonna miss fish sticks. 186 00:11:57,910 --> 00:12:01,267 Whoa. That's the best lunch I've ever seen. 187 00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:03,785 Yeah, my parents are being super nice because... 188 00:12:04,510 --> 00:12:07,821 because they're great and... 189 00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:10,345 they're great, and everything's good. 190 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:15,386 Ooh, wait. Is that a new earring? 191 00:12:15,470 --> 00:12:17,666 Yes, finally. Thank you for noticing. 192 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:20,150 - It looks cute on you. - Max, I'm not going for cute. 193 00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:22,102 I'm going for sexy and hot. 194 00:12:22,230 --> 00:12:24,381 Those are the only two things I'm looking for. 195 00:12:24,470 --> 00:12:27,304 - You like it? - It looks infected. 196 00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:32,865 Soren's so cool. 197 00:12:32,990 --> 00:12:35,425 I heard he beat up Derek Bachman and blow-jobbed his sister. 198 00:12:35,510 --> 00:12:37,467 He blow-jobbed his own sister? 199 00:12:37,550 --> 00:12:39,667 No, he blow-jobbed Derek's sister. 200 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:42,790 Fucking legend. 201 00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:52,384 I think Soren's calling me. 202 00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:04,542 - 'Sup? - 'Sup? 203 00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:07,462 I heard you sipped a beer like a fucking champ. 204 00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:09,940 Yeah, I took a pretty big sip, actually. 205 00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:12,346 Cool. I'm having a party tomorrow night. 206 00:13:12,430 --> 00:13:13,989 All these fools are coming. 207 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:16,190 You in? 208 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,984 You should come. Trust me. 209 00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:23,663 Yeah, I'll come, but, you know, I'll have to ask my mom. 210 00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:28,026 Also, gonna be a kissing party. 211 00:13:33,950 --> 00:13:35,590 You've French-kissed girls before, right? 212 00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:36,950 Yeah. 213 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,620 Of course. 214 00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:40,030 Where? 215 00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:45,425 Their mouths? 216 00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:47,069 Yeah, dawg. 217 00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:51,668 He's not gonna start sitting with the popular kids, is he? 218 00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:55,104 No. If anyone should be over there, it's me. 219 00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:58,343 We heard kids were calling you Sippy Cup, 220 00:13:58,430 --> 00:13:59,989 and we just wanted to let you know 221 00:14:00,070 --> 00:14:03,461 you can always call on the Student Coalition Against Bullying for protection. 222 00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:06,190 Does this look like a sippy cup? 223 00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:08,739 No, it's a fucking juice box. 224 00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:10,787 'Cause I'm not a fucking child. 225 00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:12,145 That's so rude. 226 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:15,109 Wait. Can I bring Thor and Lucas? 227 00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:19,300 So random. 228 00:14:19,430 --> 00:14:20,944 No, they're cool. 229 00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:22,828 I'm trying to keep it half girls, half guys. 230 00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:24,026 You feel me, dawg? 231 00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:25,988 I feel you, dawg, but... 232 00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:27,629 they're my best friends. 233 00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:29,941 We do everything together. We're the Bean Bag Boys. 234 00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:32,350 That's a dope-ass name. 235 00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:35,103 Fuck it. Bring 'em. 236 00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:37,110 I ride or die for my squad, too. 237 00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:39,286 Let me know what your mom says, dawg. 238 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:41,381 Okay. Bye, dawg. Bye, dawgs. 239 00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:45,260 So? 240 00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:47,262 Soren just invited us to his party tomorrow. 241 00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:49,103 - Soren? - Yeah. 242 00:14:49,190 --> 00:14:51,421 He said my name? He said "Thor"? 243 00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:53,982 - Pretty much, yeah. - Sweet. 244 00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:56,846 There's also gonna be girls there. You know what that means? 245 00:14:56,870 --> 00:14:59,624 - Drama. - Kissing. 246 00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:05,743 So, do you guys know how to kiss? 247 00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:08,624 - I have no fucking clue. - No. 248 00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:10,030 No, not at all. 249 00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:12,980 Type "kissing." 250 00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:14,823 Ooh. No, no, no. "Boobs." 251 00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:20,388 "Breast cancer research." "How to find a bra that fits." 252 00:15:20,950 --> 00:15:22,782 I have an idea. 253 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:32,744 "Are you 18 or older?" 254 00:15:32,830 --> 00:15:34,264 I'm gonna click "yes." 255 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,784 We're not 18 or older. 256 00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:38,021 This could go on our permanent record. 257 00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:40,860 I'm your stepmother. 258 00:15:40,950 --> 00:15:43,181 You are not supposed to be looking at me in the shower. 259 00:15:43,270 --> 00:15:45,126 Don't tell my dad. He'll make me quit the sports team. 260 00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:47,187 Get up. Get up. 261 00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:48,630 He's in trouble. 262 00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:50,542 You deserve a punishment. 263 00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:52,223 Pull down your shorts. 264 00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:54,825 Is that what happens when you get a stepmom? 265 00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:57,542 Ew. 266 00:15:57,630 --> 00:15:59,622 No way that's gonna fit in there. 267 00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:00,860 Get out of there, girl! 268 00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:02,470 Where did his hand go? 269 00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:03,550 - Ew! - Oh, my God! 270 00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:09,228 Nobody even kissed. 271 00:16:09,950 --> 00:16:12,545 Yeah, not on their mouths, at least. 272 00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:16,465 My parents have a CPR doll. We can go practice kissing on that. 273 00:16:16,550 --> 00:16:17,620 Come on. 274 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:27,065 This is a really pretty CPR doll. 275 00:16:29,390 --> 00:16:31,109 I guess I'll go first. 276 00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:37,505 Stop. What are you doing? 277 00:16:37,590 --> 00:16:38,865 Kissing her. 278 00:16:38,950 --> 00:16:40,942 You can't kiss someone without their permission. 279 00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:42,868 Remember from assembly? 280 00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:44,185 Pretend it's Brixlee. 281 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,227 - Try to be a gentleman. - Okay. 282 00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:47,949 Brixlee, can I kiss you? 283 00:16:48,910 --> 00:16:50,185 Why? 284 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,102 - Why? - Yeah. 285 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:53,829 What do you like about me? 286 00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:55,585 Well... 287 00:16:56,270 --> 00:16:58,660 you're sweet. You smell good. 288 00:16:58,750 --> 00:16:59,866 You're smart, too. 289 00:16:59,950 --> 00:17:01,510 You always push Henry in his wheelchair 290 00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:02,904 even though he's super mean. 291 00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:05,425 And just when I think I've got you figured out, 292 00:17:05,510 --> 00:17:07,229 you go ahead and start skateboarding. 293 00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:08,949 I consent. 294 00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:19,862 - How was it? - Sticky. 295 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,707 Why does she have hair in her mouth? 296 00:17:25,430 --> 00:17:27,270 You know what? This isn't teaching us anything. 297 00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:28,869 We need to see real people kissing. 298 00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:31,226 That's the only way to know if we're doing it right. 299 00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,779 My neighbor is a total nymphomaniac. 300 00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:35,429 Her boyfriend's always over. 301 00:17:35,510 --> 00:17:37,149 She starts fires? 302 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:40,621 No, that's a pyromaniac. She's a nymphomaniac. 303 00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:43,225 Someone who has sex on land and sea. 304 00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:45,506 Seriously? 305 00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:48,670 Okay, I was gonna wait till tomorrow to surprise you, 306 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:49,786 but can I just tell you? 307 00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:52,669 - Nah, I'm good. - No, you want to know. 308 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,628 Ugh. I can barely see anything. 309 00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:56,270 I know we haven't been hanging out much 310 00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:58,990 ever since I met Benji, but I want to make it up to you. 311 00:17:59,070 --> 00:18:00,470 So, tomorrow, I'm skipping school, 312 00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:02,746 and we're driving to the city to see Kendrick Lamar. 313 00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:04,742 - Shut up! - And we're gonna do Molly. 314 00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:07,186 - You thought of everything. - Of course I fucking have. 315 00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:08,420 It's gonna be amazing. 316 00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:10,149 Remix! 317 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:14,140 Well, Benji got us the Molly. 318 00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:16,426 - Benjamin. - Oh, thank you! 319 00:18:17,190 --> 00:18:18,465 Look. 320 00:18:18,550 --> 00:18:21,827 This isn't working. Maybe we could go climb a tree. 321 00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:23,663 No, they'd see us. 322 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,310 No, I just meant let's go climb a tree. 323 00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:29,703 Dude, wait. I know a way we can see them kiss. 324 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,379 I can't. 325 00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:41,065 It has a camera. We could see everything. 326 00:18:41,190 --> 00:18:43,182 We can learn technique. 327 00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:45,466 It's for his dad's work. It's not a toy. 328 00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:48,145 Of course it's a toy. They sell it at toy stores. 329 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:50,187 My uncle flew a drone for the Army, 330 00:18:50,270 --> 00:18:53,468 and now he yells in his sleep and has crazy diarrhea. 331 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,701 It's messed up that he even keeps it in the house. 332 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,662 You have to walk by it every day. 333 00:18:57,790 --> 00:18:59,383 - He's torturing you. - It's true. 334 00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:01,286 It's like when your cousin walks around in a bikini 335 00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:02,710 and she taunts you. 336 00:19:02,790 --> 00:19:04,509 If he finds out, you'll be grounded. 337 00:19:04,630 --> 00:19:06,223 You won't be able to go to Soren's. 338 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:08,779 And even worse, you'll lose your father's trust. 339 00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:10,065 That's true, too. 340 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,789 She'll love you for who you are. 341 00:19:11,870 --> 00:19:14,669 Yeah, a shitty kisser. Remember the porn from earlier? 342 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,270 That guy didn't even know how to kiss. 343 00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:17,950 He was just licking that woman's asshole. 344 00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:20,625 - You want to kiss an asshole, Max? - No. 345 00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:22,064 Max, don't listen to him. 346 00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:25,103 He just wants to go because he's obsessed with popular boys. 347 00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:27,341 Believe me, Max. You don't want to go to Soren's 348 00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:29,023 not knowing how to kiss. 349 00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:34,705 Whoo! 350 00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:37,146 So, tomorrow, after you get some girl time, 351 00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:39,790 why don't you come over for some man time? 352 00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:41,806 No, I told you I'm hanging out with Lily this weekend. 353 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:45,346 Yeah, it's just... You know, it's hard for me not to see you, 354 00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:46,750 'cause you're my best friend. 355 00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:48,662 But Lily's my best friend. 356 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,469 Yeah, I get it. Totally, totally get it. 357 00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:52,303 Yeah. 358 00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,620 I'll probably just hang out with my ex, Margaret. 359 00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:57,622 Are you trying to make me jealous? 360 00:19:57,710 --> 00:19:59,827 Uh, no. Why? Are you jealous? 361 00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:03,781 Yeah, this isn't working out. 362 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,101 I know. You're not hot enough to be acting like this, 363 00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:09,308 so the next time you're wondering where all the nice guys went, 364 00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:12,269 just remember that you let one walk right out the door. 365 00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:16,865 What? 366 00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:18,225 I didn't say anything. 367 00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:20,030 I never want to see you again. 368 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:24,790 Are you okay? 369 00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:29,150 Wait, where'd the guy go? 370 00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:31,301 Who cares? The girls just hugged. 371 00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:33,268 They are definitely gonna kiss. 372 00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:34,670 We might need to get closer. 373 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,219 Do you hear that? 374 00:20:37,830 --> 00:20:39,025 What is that? 375 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,389 It's fucking spying on us. 376 00:20:41,470 --> 00:20:43,190 - All right, it's my turn to fly. - Give it! 377 00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:45,710 - I just want to buzz 'em. - No! 378 00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:48,189 You're gonna break it. 379 00:20:48,270 --> 00:20:49,909 You want it? Fine! 380 00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:52,707 Shit! 381 00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,225 Ha! 382 00:20:57,310 --> 00:20:59,222 Oh! No! 383 00:20:59,310 --> 00:21:02,587 - Shit! What the hell, Thor? - That was both of our faults. 384 00:21:02,670 --> 00:21:04,343 Dad's gonna kill me. What do I do now? 385 00:21:06,990 --> 00:21:08,106 - Whoa! - What the hell? 386 00:21:08,190 --> 00:21:09,419 We say there was a break-in. 387 00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:11,467 They trashed the place and took the drone. 388 00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:13,946 That's the most stupid fucking idea I've ever heard! 389 00:21:14,030 --> 00:21:17,819 Guys, guys. All we have to do is just go over there and tell the truth. 390 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,583 Then God will be on our side. 391 00:21:26,510 --> 00:21:28,422 Hey. Can I help you? 392 00:21:28,510 --> 00:21:30,103 Uh, I hope so, madam. 393 00:21:30,190 --> 00:21:32,421 We were using our drone to follow a family of turtles, 394 00:21:32,510 --> 00:21:34,786 and we thought it might have crashed in your backyard. 395 00:21:34,870 --> 00:21:36,543 Oh, yeah, yeah, it's here. Come on in. 396 00:21:43,110 --> 00:21:44,750 - So, you guys like turtles? - Yeah. 397 00:21:44,830 --> 00:21:47,470 - That's awesome. - Time's up, motherfuckers. 398 00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:48,825 Shit! It's a trap. 399 00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:50,867 You think I give a fuck about turtles? 400 00:21:50,950 --> 00:21:52,987 We're sorry. We just wanted to learn how to kiss. 401 00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:55,027 Lucas, it's none of their business. 402 00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:57,750 We should have just told the truth. We're going to a kissing party, 403 00:21:57,790 --> 00:21:59,941 and none of us have ever kissed, and we're scared. 404 00:22:00,030 --> 00:22:01,510 Goddamn it, Lucas. 405 00:22:01,590 --> 00:22:05,106 I've had sex before, but I've never kissed a girl. 406 00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:07,827 Just go online and type in "how to kiss." 407 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,060 That's what everyone does. 408 00:22:10,190 --> 00:22:11,385 Oh. 409 00:22:11,470 --> 00:22:13,268 It's very easy. 410 00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:14,846 Look, can we please have the drone back? 411 00:22:14,870 --> 00:22:17,066 It's a BD Rolling Thunder. It's my dad's. 412 00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:19,030 He needs it for work. Can I please have it back? 413 00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:21,790 - I really need it. Please. - I don't think so. 414 00:22:21,910 --> 00:22:24,186 If you don't give it back, I'll tell my dad you stole it. 415 00:22:24,270 --> 00:22:25,726 And I'll tell him that you're a pervert. 416 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:28,265 - We'll tell the whole school. - This is sensual harassment. 417 00:22:28,350 --> 00:22:30,785 We'll tell everyone that you're a misogynist. 418 00:22:30,870 --> 00:22:32,384 I never massaged anyone. 419 00:22:34,110 --> 00:22:36,784 This is what happens when you don't respect women. 420 00:22:36,870 --> 00:22:39,339 I respect women. My mom's my best friend. 421 00:22:39,870 --> 00:22:41,145 What about me? 422 00:22:41,990 --> 00:22:45,461 Oh, God, I'm so fucked. My dad's gonna kill me. 423 00:22:46,070 --> 00:22:48,460 You had to snoop on them. You're such a feminist. 424 00:22:48,550 --> 00:22:51,224 I'm not a feminist. I love women. 425 00:22:51,310 --> 00:22:53,779 And my parents are definitely gonna call your guys' parents. 426 00:22:53,870 --> 00:22:55,030 We're all gonna get grounded. 427 00:22:55,070 --> 00:22:56,789 Forget Soren's party. We're fucked. 428 00:22:56,870 --> 00:22:59,260 Why are you smiling? This is actually your fault. 429 00:23:00,390 --> 00:23:02,143 This is leverage. 430 00:23:06,870 --> 00:23:09,021 Oh. Bingo. 431 00:23:09,870 --> 00:23:11,862 - What is it? - I have no idea. 432 00:23:11,950 --> 00:23:13,270 That's a tampon. 433 00:23:13,710 --> 00:23:14,710 What's it for? 434 00:23:14,790 --> 00:23:17,350 Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. 435 00:23:17,390 --> 00:23:18,870 An eighth-grader told me that. 436 00:23:19,590 --> 00:23:21,900 The human body is truly a mystery. 437 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:26,861 Can't believe they still eat chewables. The gummies are so much better. 438 00:23:26,950 --> 00:23:29,226 I like the chewables. I want one. 439 00:23:41,710 --> 00:23:43,463 Fucking childproof bullshit! 440 00:23:43,550 --> 00:23:46,190 Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! 441 00:23:54,550 --> 00:23:55,666 It's the girls. 442 00:23:57,790 --> 00:23:59,270 - Hello? - You took my bag. 443 00:23:59,350 --> 00:24:01,581 It has my license, my phone. 444 00:24:01,670 --> 00:24:03,024 Bring it back right now. 445 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,906 Fuck that noise. I want my drone back. 446 00:24:05,990 --> 00:24:07,902 I got this. I got this, I got this. 447 00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:09,726 What did you just say, you little bitch? 448 00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:12,060 I'll take a shit down your throat. 449 00:24:13,070 --> 00:24:14,846 Why are you talking like that? 450 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,384 Hannah, I have a little brother. 451 00:24:16,470 --> 00:24:18,826 - You're supposed to scare them. - Well, you scared me. 452 00:24:19,310 --> 00:24:21,700 Listen, we were just trying to teach you a lesson. 453 00:24:21,790 --> 00:24:23,670 I promise you we were gonna give the drone back. 454 00:24:24,510 --> 00:24:26,661 No way. They could trick us again. 455 00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:28,230 Or overpower us. 456 00:24:28,870 --> 00:24:31,021 Oh, my God. What if they take the Molly? 457 00:24:31,110 --> 00:24:33,067 Then we wouldn't be able to take it. 458 00:24:33,150 --> 00:24:34,903 No, they're children. They would die. 459 00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:38,823 This is Max from earlier. 460 00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:41,584 Meet us at the playground across from John Adams 461 00:24:41,670 --> 00:24:43,787 tomorrow at 7:40 a.m. 462 00:24:43,870 --> 00:24:47,261 Bring the drone, and don't fuck with the Bean Bag Boys. 463 00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:50,946 - That was tough. - Very tough. 464 00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:52,686 I kind of got a boner talking to those girls. 465 00:24:52,710 --> 00:24:53,926 We're still on the phone. 466 00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:56,260 - Shit! Fuck, fuck. - What the shit? 467 00:24:59,510 --> 00:25:02,469 Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 468 00:25:02,550 --> 00:25:05,907 11, 12, 13, 14, 15... 469 00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:19,020 Ow. 470 00:25:26,230 --> 00:25:27,664 Don't come any closer. 471 00:25:28,830 --> 00:25:30,549 - Why? - 'Cause you could overpower us. 472 00:25:31,710 --> 00:25:35,260 So, put the drone on the slide, and count back from a hundred, 473 00:25:35,350 --> 00:25:36,670 and close your eyes. 474 00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:38,423 And don't try anything funny. 475 00:25:38,510 --> 00:25:39,944 There are witnesses. 476 00:25:40,550 --> 00:25:42,462 Okay, we have a long drive ahead of us, 477 00:25:42,550 --> 00:25:44,781 so give us the bag or I will hurt you. 478 00:25:44,870 --> 00:25:45,986 Do not test me. 479 00:25:46,070 --> 00:25:48,107 Threats will get you nowhere, peasant. 480 00:25:48,190 --> 00:25:49,544 Just give us the fucking Molly! 481 00:25:49,630 --> 00:25:53,260 Okay. Who's Molly? 'Cause she's not with us. 482 00:25:53,350 --> 00:25:54,950 Guys. 483 00:25:55,030 --> 00:25:58,990 Molly is a sex drug. Dateline did an exposé on it. 484 00:26:00,190 --> 00:26:03,069 You had us bring drugs to a fucking playground? 485 00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:04,869 There are children here! 486 00:26:04,950 --> 00:26:06,987 - Shit. - It's okay. 487 00:26:07,070 --> 00:26:08,345 I know what to do. 488 00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:11,869 We're making a citizen's arrest! You're both under arrest! 489 00:26:11,950 --> 00:26:13,310 - Get on the ground! - Sweet Jesus. 490 00:26:13,350 --> 00:26:14,686 - Up, up, up! - Stay still! 491 00:26:14,710 --> 00:26:16,542 - Hands up! Hands up! - Stay still! 492 00:26:16,630 --> 00:26:19,748 Get down now! Get down now! 493 00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:21,469 Did you just reload your fake gun? 494 00:26:21,550 --> 00:26:22,966 - Are you mocking me? - Put your hands up! 495 00:26:22,990 --> 00:26:24,060 Are you mocking me? 496 00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:25,664 Anything will be used against you 497 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,662 - that you say. - In court. 498 00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:29,310 You know, you're the one holding drugs, 499 00:26:29,350 --> 00:26:31,581 so why don't I do a citizen's arrest on you? 500 00:26:31,670 --> 00:26:33,150 Fuck. 501 00:26:33,230 --> 00:26:34,903 Time-out, crackheads. 502 00:26:34,990 --> 00:26:36,140 Oh, my God. 503 00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:40,146 Deal's off. We can't let them put drugs back on the street. 504 00:26:40,230 --> 00:26:43,780 Look at those dirty fucking junkies. Their lives are already ruined. 505 00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,987 Let's just give them the drugs and get the drone. 506 00:26:47,710 --> 00:26:50,464 Maybe there's a way we can protect our community 507 00:26:50,550 --> 00:26:51,745 and get the drone back. 508 00:26:52,550 --> 00:26:53,700 Stall them. 509 00:26:54,350 --> 00:26:57,707 So, what do you plan to do with those drugs, huh? 510 00:26:57,790 --> 00:26:59,747 Take 'em and feel amazing. 511 00:26:59,830 --> 00:27:01,310 They're addicts. 512 00:27:02,350 --> 00:27:03,420 Yeah. 513 00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:06,186 So, you been drugging your whole life? 514 00:27:06,270 --> 00:27:08,227 - Uh-huh. - Err'day. 515 00:27:08,310 --> 00:27:09,460 Oh. Nice. 516 00:27:09,550 --> 00:27:11,030 What's he doing? Hey. 517 00:27:13,470 --> 00:27:15,348 - Yes! Yes! - It's working! 518 00:27:15,430 --> 00:27:16,546 - It's working! - Yes! 519 00:27:16,630 --> 00:27:18,826 Fly it to the school! 520 00:27:18,910 --> 00:27:20,510 You're heading for the trees! Watch out! 521 00:27:20,590 --> 00:27:22,900 We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it! 522 00:27:26,590 --> 00:27:28,707 Fuck! 523 00:27:33,270 --> 00:27:35,262 Those girls are lucky I didn't kick their asses. 524 00:27:35,990 --> 00:27:37,788 Oh, no! They found us! 525 00:27:37,870 --> 00:27:40,590 - Oh, shit. - They're on school property. 526 00:27:40,670 --> 00:27:42,548 They don't care. They're tweaking. 527 00:27:44,790 --> 00:27:46,747 You know who we need? 528 00:27:46,830 --> 00:27:48,526 - No, don't say it. - We'll look like losers. 529 00:27:48,550 --> 00:27:50,189 - Don't say it. Don't say it. - SCAB! 530 00:27:50,270 --> 00:27:51,465 - Shut up. - SCAB! 531 00:27:51,550 --> 00:27:53,126 - Shut up. Zip it. - Lucas, shut up. 532 00:27:53,150 --> 00:27:54,789 - SCAB! - What is that? 533 00:27:54,910 --> 00:27:56,344 There's three boys in danger! 534 00:27:56,430 --> 00:27:59,343 We're scared! SCAB, help us! 535 00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:01,183 We're okay. 536 00:28:01,270 --> 00:28:02,846 - We're not scared. We're... We're fine. - Lucas, shut up. 537 00:28:02,870 --> 00:28:04,463 Just walking into school. 538 00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:05,779 - Average day. - Jesus Christ. 539 00:28:05,870 --> 00:28:08,749 Bullying is wack. Get on the right track. 540 00:28:08,830 --> 00:28:10,423 Bullying is wack. 541 00:28:10,550 --> 00:28:13,065 Get on the right track. 542 00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:16,109 Bullying is wack. 543 00:28:16,190 --> 00:28:18,944 Get on the right track. 544 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:21,499 Bullying is wack. 545 00:28:27,710 --> 00:28:30,782 When you attack one of us, you attack all of us. 546 00:28:30,870 --> 00:28:32,589 Your weakness gives us strength. 547 00:28:32,670 --> 00:28:35,310 - Well, those kids stole my bag. - Not today, bully! 548 00:28:35,390 --> 00:28:37,950 Not today. 549 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,166 - What the fuck? - Bullying is wack. 550 00:28:40,190 --> 00:28:41,783 Get on the right track. 551 00:28:41,870 --> 00:28:43,463 This is the best day of my life. 552 00:28:43,550 --> 00:28:44,745 Get on the right track. 553 00:28:45,590 --> 00:28:47,149 Don't worry, we'll find them later. 554 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:53,501 SCAB just tagged us on Instagram. 555 00:28:53,590 --> 00:28:55,547 First Sippy Cup, and now this? 556 00:28:55,630 --> 00:28:58,350 I'm two weeks into sixth grade, I'm already a social piranha. 557 00:28:58,430 --> 00:29:00,661 Guys, my dad gets back at 5:00. 558 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:03,219 If we don't get a new drone by then, I'm grounded. 559 00:29:03,310 --> 00:29:05,390 Which means we're all grounded, which means no party, 560 00:29:05,470 --> 00:29:06,904 which means no Brixlee. 561 00:29:06,990 --> 00:29:09,425 - Sippy Cup for life. - No Brixlee, 562 00:29:09,510 --> 00:29:11,627 no friends, no hope, 563 00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:14,782 parents fighting, trapped in our rooms, 564 00:29:14,870 --> 00:29:17,704 all alone, two Taco Tuesdays. 565 00:29:19,110 --> 00:29:21,545 So, Max, what are we gonna do? 566 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:26,108 We're gonna ditch school and get a new drone. 567 00:29:26,190 --> 00:29:28,466 Stop thinking with your big old dick, Max. 568 00:29:28,550 --> 00:29:30,428 That could go on our permanent record. 569 00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:33,230 Max's big old dick is pointing us in the right direction. 570 00:29:33,310 --> 00:29:36,223 Thank you. If anyone else kisses Brixlee, I'll die. 571 00:29:36,310 --> 00:29:39,462 Wait, what? Here's the plan. I'm gonna bring a beer to Soren's, 572 00:29:39,550 --> 00:29:41,940 and I'm gonna sip that beer so everyone will know... 573 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,862 That you're an alcoholic. 574 00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:45,246 - That would be great. - Guys. 575 00:29:45,270 --> 00:29:48,024 The only place around here that has one is at North Point Galleria. 576 00:29:48,150 --> 00:29:49,584 That's four miles away. 577 00:29:49,670 --> 00:29:53,505 Four miles? How the fuck are we getting four miles? 578 00:29:53,590 --> 00:29:54,590 You have Uber. 579 00:29:54,670 --> 00:29:57,026 No, it goes directly to my mom's phone. She'll know. 580 00:29:57,710 --> 00:29:58,746 Then we bike. 581 00:29:59,350 --> 00:30:01,660 Where are you even gonna get the money for a new drone? 582 00:30:03,710 --> 00:30:05,667 - What? - You know. 583 00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:10,100 Our Turzan of Uzkara card? No way! 584 00:30:10,190 --> 00:30:12,341 You said everyone wants to buy it. 585 00:30:12,430 --> 00:30:13,466 We got it together. 586 00:30:13,590 --> 00:30:15,900 And we're gonna sell it together, as friends. 587 00:30:15,990 --> 00:30:18,710 Come on, Lucas. Bean Bag Boys do everything together. 588 00:30:21,230 --> 00:30:23,825 Okay. Guess that makes sense. 589 00:30:23,910 --> 00:30:25,788 - Yes! Lucas! - Yes! 590 00:30:25,870 --> 00:30:27,748 - Bean Bag Boys for life. - Yeah! 591 00:30:27,830 --> 00:30:29,628 We're being so bad. 592 00:30:54,230 --> 00:30:55,630 I need to get rid of these drugs. 593 00:30:55,710 --> 00:30:58,270 - What are you doing? - Getting rid of the drugs! 594 00:30:58,350 --> 00:31:00,421 I'm just gonna throw them in the stream. 595 00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:02,183 It can contaminate the water. 596 00:31:02,270 --> 00:31:03,806 Well, then we can throw it in the forest. 597 00:31:03,830 --> 00:31:05,025 It's a sex drug. 598 00:31:05,110 --> 00:31:07,545 What if a fox eats it and tries to fuck a squirrel? 599 00:31:07,630 --> 00:31:08,905 It'll kill him. 600 00:31:08,990 --> 00:31:10,663 Well, then how do we get rid of drugs? 601 00:31:11,310 --> 00:31:12,790 The same way we get rid of a baby. 602 00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:14,509 - Abortion? - Adoption? 603 00:31:14,590 --> 00:31:17,788 No. We drop it off at the firehouse on our way up to the mall. 604 00:31:17,870 --> 00:31:20,465 That's a really good idea. 605 00:31:21,150 --> 00:31:23,267 Ah. I just got a bite on our card. 606 00:31:23,350 --> 00:31:24,943 Nice. Give 'em my address. 607 00:31:25,030 --> 00:31:27,067 My parents aren't home, and I have the best snacks. 608 00:31:27,990 --> 00:31:31,062 PeterPan69 is gonna be here in five minutes to buy the card. 609 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:32,982 Well, let's get ready. 610 00:31:33,070 --> 00:31:36,142 I found all of these weapons in the back of my parents' closet. 611 00:31:40,390 --> 00:31:42,586 I still don't get why we need weapons. 612 00:31:42,670 --> 00:31:43,990 He could be a pedophile. 613 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:45,350 He can't molest all three of us. 614 00:31:45,430 --> 00:31:47,069 All he needs is one. 615 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,508 "An-al beads"? 616 00:31:53,590 --> 00:31:56,264 AKA nunchucks, motherfucker. 617 00:31:56,350 --> 00:31:57,545 Ooh. 618 00:31:58,350 --> 00:32:00,103 - Yeah! - It's not a toy. 619 00:32:01,590 --> 00:32:03,309 Oh, shoot. 620 00:32:04,950 --> 00:32:06,350 They smell like shit. 621 00:32:14,630 --> 00:32:16,940 Hello. Uh, I'm looking for Lucas. 622 00:32:17,030 --> 00:32:19,499 - That's me. - I'm Claude. 623 00:32:19,590 --> 00:32:20,590 Hey. 624 00:32:21,350 --> 00:32:23,023 That's my mom back there. 625 00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:24,544 Hi-ya! 626 00:32:26,550 --> 00:32:28,223 Let's cut the shit. Are you a pedophile? 627 00:32:28,350 --> 00:32:29,784 What? No. 628 00:32:29,870 --> 00:32:32,942 Lucas, if you were a pedophile standing in front of three single boys, 629 00:32:33,030 --> 00:32:35,340 - would you admit it? - Probably not. 630 00:32:35,430 --> 00:32:36,625 Then why would he? 631 00:32:36,710 --> 00:32:39,862 Oh, come on. Do I look like a pedophile? 632 00:32:39,950 --> 00:32:41,145 - Yes, absolutely. - 1,000%. 633 00:32:41,230 --> 00:32:42,300 That's not fair. 634 00:32:42,390 --> 00:32:45,224 You look more like a pedophile than anyone I've ever seen. 635 00:32:45,310 --> 00:32:48,348 Look, I'm not a pedophile. I'm a cool guy. 636 00:32:49,270 --> 00:32:52,581 Fine. You can come in, but please take your shoes off. 637 00:32:52,670 --> 00:32:54,710 You know, I've searched the world for this. 638 00:32:55,150 --> 00:32:56,789 Why are you bringing the paintball gun? 639 00:32:56,870 --> 00:32:58,668 In case anyone fucks with us. 640 00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:01,185 This card is exquisite. 641 00:33:02,030 --> 00:33:04,226 - How'd you get it? - The summer I moved here, 642 00:33:04,310 --> 00:33:06,905 me, Max and Thor started a dog-washing business. 643 00:33:06,990 --> 00:33:08,982 We earned eight bucks, and we used the money 644 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:11,141 to buy an Ascension pack, and this card was in it. 645 00:33:11,270 --> 00:33:12,829 Well, you got very lucky. 646 00:33:12,910 --> 00:33:14,947 The real luck was meeting Max and Thor. 647 00:33:15,030 --> 00:33:16,259 Fascinating. 648 00:33:16,350 --> 00:33:18,126 We started calling ourselves the Bean Bag Boys. 649 00:33:18,150 --> 00:33:20,710 - You know why? - Because you had some beanbags? 650 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:23,225 - That's right. - Yeah. Genius. 651 00:33:23,310 --> 00:33:24,630 You got yourself a deal. 652 00:33:27,390 --> 00:33:29,507 Let's go. Let's make it happen. 653 00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:34,709 No, I can't do this. 654 00:33:34,790 --> 00:33:35,940 Sorry. 655 00:33:36,030 --> 00:33:38,067 Lucas, get your butt over here right now. 656 00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:40,870 Excuse me, is this how all 12-year-olds conduct business? 657 00:33:40,950 --> 00:33:43,246 What the hell just happened? I thought you were cool with this. 658 00:33:43,270 --> 00:33:46,468 You said we wouldn't do this if one of us wasn't on board. 659 00:33:46,550 --> 00:33:48,860 - I'm not on board. - Why do you care so much? 660 00:33:48,950 --> 00:33:51,863 Why don't you care? This card has a lot of memories, 661 00:33:51,950 --> 00:33:55,466 and you're just gonna throw it all away because you want to kiss some basic girl? 662 00:33:55,550 --> 00:33:56,825 Savage. 663 00:33:56,910 --> 00:33:59,982 Brixlee isn't just some girl. We're probably gonna get married. 664 00:34:00,110 --> 00:34:02,466 Every marriage ends in divorce. 665 00:34:02,550 --> 00:34:05,349 Lucas, you're outvoted. 666 00:34:05,430 --> 00:34:07,820 Listen, I can tell you're lashing out with anger, 667 00:34:07,950 --> 00:34:09,486 but Brixlee is probably the love of my life. 668 00:34:09,510 --> 00:34:12,025 Excuse me, ma'am. Can I get a glass of water, please? 669 00:34:13,310 --> 00:34:15,222 Hello? 670 00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:19,865 Hey, guys? 671 00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:22,869 Hmm. 672 00:34:23,910 --> 00:34:26,470 Yeah. What can you tell me about her backstory? 673 00:34:26,550 --> 00:34:28,790 Where is she supposed to be from? She seems quite exotic. 674 00:34:29,750 --> 00:34:32,982 Okay, listen carefully, 'cause I'll make this offer only once. 675 00:34:33,070 --> 00:34:35,301 400 bucks to take her off your hands. 676 00:34:35,390 --> 00:34:38,383 No. We need 550, U.S. 677 00:34:38,470 --> 00:34:42,100 Fuck off. What? That's my entire allowance. 678 00:34:42,190 --> 00:34:44,580 Listen, Claude, let's just cut the bullshit. 679 00:34:45,190 --> 00:34:48,308 I'm the son of a businesswoman, and I think we both know, 680 00:34:48,390 --> 00:34:51,462 if you didn't want to buy the doll, you would've left already. 681 00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:54,384 Stop treating us like kids. We know how things work. 682 00:34:54,470 --> 00:34:57,269 So, do you want to buy the CPR doll or not? 683 00:35:01,870 --> 00:35:04,180 Fools. I'd have paid a thousand. 684 00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:07,510 Anyone else feel like he's gonna fuck that doll? 685 00:35:20,710 --> 00:35:22,941 Whoo! 686 00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:28,230 Yee-haw! 687 00:35:29,830 --> 00:35:30,980 We should hydrate. 688 00:35:31,070 --> 00:35:33,221 We've been biking for almost 14 minutes straight. 689 00:35:33,310 --> 00:35:35,427 I don't think I've ever been this far from home. 690 00:35:35,510 --> 00:35:37,706 I think I did a production of Cats around here. 691 00:35:38,350 --> 00:35:39,989 You're really not gonna sing anymore? 692 00:35:41,230 --> 00:35:43,222 Yeah. I've never been happier. 693 00:35:46,150 --> 00:35:48,028 - Just give us the drugs. - Fuck. 694 00:35:48,110 --> 00:35:51,342 - How'd you find us? - Her phone. They tracked us. 695 00:35:51,470 --> 00:35:55,703 We're not giving you these drugs. We're giving them to firefighters. 696 00:35:56,230 --> 00:35:57,346 Get help. 697 00:35:57,790 --> 00:35:59,622 - Go! - We're in a car, dipshits. 698 00:35:59,710 --> 00:36:00,985 You're not gonna outrun us. 699 00:36:01,070 --> 00:36:03,346 Not on my fast bike, nerds. 700 00:36:07,710 --> 00:36:10,384 Good luck getting your car in here, losers! 701 00:36:11,550 --> 00:36:12,825 Shit. 702 00:36:19,630 --> 00:36:20,825 Where are you going? 703 00:36:40,470 --> 00:36:41,470 Hey. 704 00:36:52,110 --> 00:36:54,420 You're not getting these drugs back! 705 00:36:54,510 --> 00:36:57,548 Just give her the sex drugs! 706 00:36:59,230 --> 00:37:00,903 Peel off! 707 00:37:00,990 --> 00:37:02,126 I won't let you destroy your li... 708 00:37:08,230 --> 00:37:10,142 Are you okay? 709 00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:12,426 - Lucas, are you okay? - What the hell happened? 710 00:37:12,550 --> 00:37:14,086 We were running away from our babysitter 711 00:37:14,110 --> 00:37:15,566 'cause she was trying to touch our penises. 712 00:37:15,590 --> 00:37:17,821 - What? That is not true. I wasn't. - Yes, it is. 713 00:37:17,910 --> 00:37:19,390 - Yeah, you were. - I wasn't... 714 00:37:20,790 --> 00:37:23,305 - Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go! - What happened? 715 00:37:23,390 --> 00:37:24,585 Go, go! 716 00:37:24,670 --> 00:37:27,060 Lucas, are you okay? 717 00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:29,104 I think I'm fine. 718 00:37:29,190 --> 00:37:31,307 Your arm. 719 00:37:31,390 --> 00:37:34,303 Oh, hell no. 720 00:37:36,230 --> 00:37:37,230 Yo, I'm-a call 911. 721 00:37:37,310 --> 00:37:39,366 - Help! Help! - No, it's okay. This happens all the time. 722 00:37:39,390 --> 00:37:40,526 Come on, we got to go. We got to go. Go. 723 00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:42,303 - Help! Ow! - We got... Come on. 724 00:37:42,390 --> 00:37:44,427 I'll get the bikes. 725 00:37:45,990 --> 00:37:48,346 Okay. I threw their phone in a prickle bush. 726 00:37:48,430 --> 00:37:50,069 So they can't track us anymore. 727 00:37:50,150 --> 00:37:51,584 Oh, the pain! 728 00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:52,945 Lucas, you have to be quiet. 729 00:37:53,030 --> 00:37:54,862 Okay, do we have any ice? 730 00:37:54,950 --> 00:37:56,703 No, we're in a fucking alley. 731 00:37:56,790 --> 00:37:59,146 What about pain medication? 732 00:37:59,230 --> 00:38:00,983 - We have the Molly we can give him. - No! 733 00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:03,246 Yeah, he's probably just gonna try and have sex with us. 734 00:38:03,270 --> 00:38:04,340 Call an ambulance! 735 00:38:04,430 --> 00:38:06,706 - Mission's over! - We'll get busted. 736 00:38:06,790 --> 00:38:09,259 - Plus, do you even have insurance? - I don't know. 737 00:38:09,350 --> 00:38:10,909 - Do you? - I don't know. 738 00:38:10,990 --> 00:38:12,966 - I think I only have a deductible. - It's all right. 739 00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:14,902 This happens to MMA fighters all the time. 740 00:38:15,030 --> 00:38:17,181 We just got to ram your arm into something very hard 741 00:38:17,270 --> 00:38:18,829 so it pops back in place. 742 00:38:21,590 --> 00:38:23,866 Fine! Fuck it! Let's just get this over with. 743 00:38:23,950 --> 00:38:25,020 Ow! 744 00:38:25,110 --> 00:38:27,261 - Come on. - Easy. All right. 745 00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:30,226 One, two, three. 746 00:38:37,990 --> 00:38:39,470 Wrong arm! 747 00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:41,462 - Okay, new site, new site. - Okay. 748 00:38:41,550 --> 00:38:43,860 Okay, lie down on your back and give me your arm. 749 00:38:43,950 --> 00:38:45,987 Come on. 750 00:38:46,070 --> 00:38:48,869 All right. It says this next part's gonna hurt, 751 00:38:48,950 --> 00:38:50,782 that you should bite down on something hard. 752 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:51,870 I know. 753 00:38:55,870 --> 00:38:57,862 Open. There you go. 754 00:38:57,990 --> 00:38:59,663 Okay. 755 00:38:59,750 --> 00:39:01,662 - On three. - One, 756 00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:03,548 two, three. 757 00:39:03,630 --> 00:39:05,406 - Just got a text from Taylor. - What'd she say? 758 00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:06,966 She wants to know why you aren't in school 759 00:39:06,990 --> 00:39:08,670 and if you're coming to the party tonight. 760 00:39:08,710 --> 00:39:10,542 Just write... 761 00:39:10,670 --> 00:39:12,980 Okay, sorry. One, two, three! 762 00:39:13,070 --> 00:39:14,789 Oh! 763 00:39:14,870 --> 00:39:15,870 Let me help, let me help. 764 00:39:15,950 --> 00:39:17,206 - Focus! On three. - One! 765 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:19,062 Two! Three! 766 00:39:22,270 --> 00:39:24,421 Hmm? 767 00:39:25,710 --> 00:39:28,942 Wow. I didn't think that'd actually work. 768 00:39:31,350 --> 00:39:33,387 You're gonna be good, man. 769 00:39:34,430 --> 00:39:37,582 No. I'm really not. 770 00:39:37,670 --> 00:39:40,583 My parents are getting a divorce. 771 00:39:42,910 --> 00:39:44,026 What'd you do? 772 00:39:44,110 --> 00:39:46,022 - Thor! - What? 773 00:39:46,830 --> 00:39:48,150 Sorry. 774 00:39:52,150 --> 00:39:53,664 My dad's moving out. 775 00:39:55,670 --> 00:39:57,741 Whatever happens between your parents, 776 00:39:58,590 --> 00:40:00,309 you always got the Bean Bag Boys. 777 00:40:02,310 --> 00:40:04,745 We'll never split up. Bean Bag Boys for life. 778 00:40:05,390 --> 00:40:06,710 You promise? 779 00:40:06,790 --> 00:40:08,349 - Promise. - Promise. 780 00:40:09,270 --> 00:40:12,024 Come on. Let's get you some Children's Tylenol. 781 00:40:21,030 --> 00:40:22,749 - Want some help, buddy? - No, I got it. 782 00:40:23,830 --> 00:40:25,264 Okay, just do it. 783 00:40:31,990 --> 00:40:34,300 - Hey, Miles. - Hey, man. 784 00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:36,486 - Coming in or coming off? - Just got off a triple. 785 00:40:36,510 --> 00:40:38,342 Man, I don't care if I get mugged. 786 00:40:38,430 --> 00:40:40,308 I'm not typing up any more paperwork today. 787 00:40:41,390 --> 00:40:42,506 Cop. 788 00:40:46,070 --> 00:40:48,062 Shit. We have D-R-U-G-S on us. 789 00:40:48,150 --> 00:40:49,982 He knows how to spell. Just act normal. 790 00:40:50,070 --> 00:40:52,505 - Pretend to talk. - About what? 791 00:40:52,590 --> 00:40:53,740 Just be normal. 792 00:40:55,350 --> 00:40:57,262 What do you think about politics? 793 00:40:57,350 --> 00:40:59,785 It's a complicated issue. 794 00:41:00,550 --> 00:41:02,143 This cop's acting weird. 795 00:41:02,230 --> 00:41:03,983 He's eye-fucking us. 796 00:41:04,070 --> 00:41:05,424 Just act normal. Just laugh. 797 00:41:05,510 --> 00:41:07,263 We're just two cool guys laughing. 798 00:41:13,070 --> 00:41:14,504 We skipped school. 799 00:41:14,590 --> 00:41:15,740 Lucas! 800 00:41:17,150 --> 00:41:18,584 Are we in trouble? 801 00:41:18,670 --> 00:41:20,821 Yeah, well, usually, I'd call this in, 802 00:41:21,390 --> 00:41:23,586 but because you were honest with me, 803 00:41:23,670 --> 00:41:25,070 I'm gonna let you slide, all right? 804 00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:26,948 Just promise not to do it again, okay? 805 00:41:27,030 --> 00:41:29,704 - We promise. Thank you, sir. - All right. 806 00:41:29,790 --> 00:41:31,429 That was a close one. 807 00:41:31,510 --> 00:41:33,388 Wait, where's Thor? 808 00:41:49,070 --> 00:41:50,550 Hold it. 809 00:41:50,630 --> 00:41:51,950 Come here. 810 00:41:53,430 --> 00:41:55,149 What do you have in your pants? 811 00:41:55,230 --> 00:41:57,267 My penis. 812 00:41:57,350 --> 00:41:59,706 Pull it out. 813 00:42:01,630 --> 00:42:03,030 I also have a big dick. 814 00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:06,504 Put it back. I'm being generous today. 815 00:42:07,630 --> 00:42:09,428 - We also have drugs. - Dude! 816 00:42:09,510 --> 00:42:11,229 He was onto us. 817 00:42:11,350 --> 00:42:12,943 Okay, what do you have? 818 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:16,910 Schedule I controlled substance, with intent to distribute. 819 00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:21,990 Brother, these are vitamins, okay? Children's vitamins, at that. 820 00:42:22,110 --> 00:42:23,590 - No, those are drugs. - No, look. 821 00:42:23,670 --> 00:42:25,741 If that's drugs, then this is drugs, too. 822 00:42:25,830 --> 00:42:27,830 - If you don't arrest us, I'll report you. - Lucas! 823 00:42:27,950 --> 00:42:29,145 Just leave me the fuck alone! 824 00:42:29,230 --> 00:42:31,426 I mean, sorry to fucking swear at kids, but fuck. 825 00:42:31,510 --> 00:42:33,566 You know, I'm gonna arrest you for fucking ruining my day. 826 00:42:33,590 --> 00:42:36,264 All right? I'll take them. Let me go home! 827 00:42:40,630 --> 00:42:42,349 - He's calling for backup. - What do we do? 828 00:42:42,430 --> 00:42:45,662 Hello. Listen. I've decided I don't want kids. 829 00:42:46,270 --> 00:42:48,286 - What's up? - The cop's eye-fucking us. 830 00:42:48,310 --> 00:42:50,779 We have to make a run for it. I know what to do. 831 00:42:50,870 --> 00:42:52,589 Well, no, it's not up for discu... 832 00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:54,126 Well, no, you may be detective, 833 00:42:54,150 --> 00:42:55,430 but in the marriage we're equal. 834 00:42:55,470 --> 00:42:58,030 Wha... Just hang up. Who cares? 835 00:42:59,710 --> 00:43:01,269 This is free 'cause I'm a cop. 836 00:43:19,830 --> 00:43:21,230 What the fuck, Thor? 837 00:43:21,310 --> 00:43:22,949 You didn't even care about my shoulder. 838 00:43:23,030 --> 00:43:25,909 - You just wanted a beer. - I can care about two things. 839 00:43:25,990 --> 00:43:27,902 Yeah, you and your stupid beer! 840 00:43:27,990 --> 00:43:31,062 - Now we're fugitives! - Why are you yelling at me? 841 00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:33,460 I just ran off without my family's bikes. 842 00:43:33,550 --> 00:43:36,463 - Cycle Sundays are fucked! - Guys, guys. 843 00:43:36,550 --> 00:43:37,779 The mall! 844 00:43:39,390 --> 00:43:41,347 - Yes! Yes! - We made it! 845 00:43:41,430 --> 00:43:43,820 - Yes! - Yes! 846 00:43:43,910 --> 00:43:45,549 Come on, come on, come on. 847 00:43:48,510 --> 00:43:50,342 - Oh, shit. - Holy mother... 848 00:43:52,390 --> 00:43:53,665 Goddamn it! 849 00:43:55,030 --> 00:43:58,467 Great. Now we're trapped between a highway and the authorities. 850 00:43:58,550 --> 00:44:01,429 We wouldn't be in this position right now if you weren't such a narc. 851 00:44:01,510 --> 00:44:03,945 Guys, the mall's right there. 852 00:44:04,030 --> 00:44:08,070 All we have to do is cross the highway, and the cars aren't even moving. 853 00:44:08,150 --> 00:44:11,507 Now, are we fifth-graders, or are we sixth-graders? 854 00:44:26,270 --> 00:44:28,501 Well, I'm going back into the woods. 855 00:44:28,590 --> 00:44:31,628 I'll live off of rainwater and squirrels. I don't give a fuck. 856 00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:32,860 Uh, no, you won't. 857 00:44:32,990 --> 00:44:34,709 - Oh, my gosh! - No, no. 858 00:44:34,790 --> 00:44:36,304 It's like a parking lot, see? 859 00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:39,781 Wait! You stole another beer? 860 00:44:39,870 --> 00:44:42,339 - What the fuck, Thor? - Hey. You guys aren't the ones 861 00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:44,820 who's gonna have "Sippy Cup" on their goddamn tombstone! 862 00:44:44,910 --> 00:44:46,867 God. Say it, don't spray it. 863 00:44:48,950 --> 00:44:51,101 Get off the freeway! 864 00:44:51,190 --> 00:44:52,306 Children crossing. Please, 865 00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:53,966 - children are crossing. - Get off the road. 866 00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:58,549 What are you guys doing? Get back to the side. 867 00:44:58,630 --> 00:45:00,428 - Go, go, go, go. - Fucking idiots! 868 00:45:00,510 --> 00:45:03,105 Wait. I got a message. 869 00:45:03,910 --> 00:45:05,264 Oh, it's from Taylor. 870 00:45:05,350 --> 00:45:07,467 She said Marcus is coming to the party. 871 00:45:07,550 --> 00:45:10,384 - He has a huge crush on Brixlee. - She's definitely gonna kiss him. 872 00:45:10,470 --> 00:45:11,646 He's the nicest kid in our grade. 873 00:45:11,670 --> 00:45:14,230 Wait, wait. I'm the nicest kid in our grade. 874 00:45:14,310 --> 00:45:18,429 It goes me, Marcus, Max, you. 875 00:45:18,510 --> 00:45:21,150 - I'm way nicer than Max. - No, you're not! 876 00:45:21,230 --> 00:45:23,222 You made Ms. Willoughby cry last year. 877 00:45:23,310 --> 00:45:25,390 Hey, she was already crying. I just took her picture. 878 00:45:25,430 --> 00:45:27,228 Guys, guys! Look! 879 00:45:27,310 --> 00:45:28,710 - It started. - Oh, shit. 880 00:45:29,910 --> 00:45:32,061 - Shit. - Oh, fuck. 881 00:45:32,150 --> 00:45:33,584 - Let's go back! - Let's go back! 882 00:45:34,870 --> 00:45:36,065 We're trapped. 883 00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:38,301 Let us out! 884 00:45:40,990 --> 00:45:43,061 I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. 885 00:45:43,150 --> 00:45:45,426 No, we're not. We just need to time it, okay? 886 00:45:45,510 --> 00:45:46,686 - We just need to time it right. - Shit! 887 00:45:46,710 --> 00:45:49,350 We can do this, guys. We can do this! 888 00:45:50,950 --> 00:45:52,828 No. No! 889 00:45:54,390 --> 00:45:56,427 - Max, no! - Are you batshit crazy? 890 00:45:56,510 --> 00:45:58,706 What the fuck are you doing! 891 00:46:00,670 --> 00:46:03,424 - Oh, shit. He made it. - Oh! 892 00:46:03,510 --> 00:46:04,830 I did it! 893 00:46:04,910 --> 00:46:07,141 Lucas, Lucas, look at me right now. 894 00:46:07,230 --> 00:46:09,790 I know you're scared. I'm not, at all... 895 00:46:09,870 --> 00:46:11,099 Shut up, Thor! 896 00:46:13,190 --> 00:46:15,659 - Lucas, fuck you! No! - Shit! Shit! 897 00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:19,107 Lucas! 898 00:46:19,190 --> 00:46:21,386 No! Lucas! 899 00:46:21,470 --> 00:46:24,110 I'm not dead! 900 00:46:24,190 --> 00:46:25,829 - I'm not dead! - All right. 901 00:46:25,910 --> 00:46:27,742 - You got it, man. Come on. - Yes! Yes! 902 00:46:27,830 --> 00:46:29,981 - Fuck you! - I love you, too. 903 00:46:30,070 --> 00:46:31,265 Now, come over here. 904 00:46:31,350 --> 00:46:32,466 I want my mom. 905 00:46:32,550 --> 00:46:33,904 - Come on. Come on. - Come on. 906 00:46:34,030 --> 00:46:35,908 I'm fine. I'll just live here. 907 00:46:36,030 --> 00:46:37,384 - I'm good. - Come on! 908 00:46:37,470 --> 00:46:39,507 - Come on! - You got this! 909 00:46:39,590 --> 00:46:41,309 All right. Come on, Thor. 910 00:46:41,390 --> 00:46:44,030 You are not Sippy Cup. You're a badass. 911 00:46:44,110 --> 00:46:46,386 Come on, come on! 912 00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:48,746 Oh, shit! My beer! 913 00:46:58,030 --> 00:47:00,386 Oh, shit! 914 00:47:07,310 --> 00:47:08,460 - Oh! - Oh, wait. 915 00:47:08,550 --> 00:47:10,428 That's my dad's CPR doll. 916 00:47:10,510 --> 00:47:12,149 - Oh. - That's my dad's CPR doll! 917 00:47:12,230 --> 00:47:13,869 - We're not murderers! - Yes! 918 00:47:13,950 --> 00:47:15,862 - We're saved! - We're not fucking killers! 919 00:47:15,950 --> 00:47:17,589 - We're not killers! - Yes! 920 00:47:26,390 --> 00:47:27,390 Beep, beep. 921 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:28,745 - Pardon me. - Excuse me. 922 00:47:28,830 --> 00:47:30,264 - Pardon me. Sorry. - Hey! 923 00:47:30,350 --> 00:47:31,579 Excuse me. Got to get through. 924 00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:33,786 Sorry. 925 00:47:36,830 --> 00:47:39,550 Hey. We called about the BD Rolling Thunder. 926 00:47:39,630 --> 00:47:41,667 I'm so sorry, you guys. 927 00:47:42,310 --> 00:47:43,460 Sold it. 928 00:47:43,550 --> 00:47:44,904 Ha-ha. Nice joke. 929 00:47:44,990 --> 00:47:46,743 So funny. 930 00:47:46,830 --> 00:47:49,789 No, I did. I sold it. Two girls, said they knew you. 931 00:47:51,030 --> 00:47:52,669 - Fuck you! - Jesus. 932 00:47:52,750 --> 00:47:55,629 - I'm gonna kill your family, and then... - Ease off the sugar, huh? 933 00:47:55,710 --> 00:47:57,622 - turn your whole family into zombies! - Max! 934 00:47:57,710 --> 00:48:00,987 I was gonna say... you didn't let me finish... 935 00:48:01,830 --> 00:48:03,583 they left a note for you. 936 00:48:10,710 --> 00:48:12,861 - Why are they walking like that? - I don't know. 937 00:48:17,230 --> 00:48:18,550 How'd you guys track us? 938 00:48:18,630 --> 00:48:20,269 We threw your bag in prickle bushes. 939 00:48:20,350 --> 00:48:22,166 Dumbass, you told us that your life would be over 940 00:48:22,190 --> 00:48:23,988 if you didn't get a BD Rolling Thunder, 941 00:48:24,070 --> 00:48:27,222 and this is the only place a child could get to on a tricycle. 942 00:48:27,350 --> 00:48:30,184 Okay. I have the drugs. Now give me the drone. 943 00:48:34,030 --> 00:48:35,430 Are you fucking kidding me? 944 00:48:37,910 --> 00:48:40,470 What in the actual fuck? These are just gummy vitamins. 945 00:48:40,550 --> 00:48:41,886 - Shit. - Told you she was gonna check. 946 00:48:41,910 --> 00:48:43,086 - Fuck. - Where is the Molly? 947 00:48:43,110 --> 00:48:45,466 - Where is it? - A cop has it. 948 00:48:45,550 --> 00:48:47,667 You gave our drugs to a cop? 949 00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:48,979 Wait. Look. 950 00:48:49,070 --> 00:48:50,390 I know you don't know us 951 00:48:50,470 --> 00:48:51,984 and you think we're just stupid kids, 952 00:48:52,070 --> 00:48:53,070 but just listen to me. 953 00:48:53,150 --> 00:48:54,823 Whatever problems you're having, 954 00:48:54,910 --> 00:48:56,185 drugs are not the answer. 955 00:48:57,190 --> 00:48:59,546 Drugs just give you a false sense of reality. 956 00:48:59,630 --> 00:49:01,189 You may think your lives are bad, 957 00:49:01,270 --> 00:49:04,104 but you have family and friends who love you. 958 00:49:04,190 --> 00:49:05,190 Can you shut the fuck up? 959 00:49:05,270 --> 00:49:07,387 I just spent $600 on a fucking drone. 960 00:49:07,470 --> 00:49:09,507 You ruined my passionate moment. 961 00:49:09,590 --> 00:49:12,025 - Well, it was stupid. - This day is fucked. 962 00:49:12,110 --> 00:49:15,387 Benji is the only one who has Molly, and he won't sell it to us. 963 00:49:15,470 --> 00:49:17,382 Okay. Well, I'm sorry. We're fucked. 964 00:49:18,150 --> 00:49:21,143 We'll do it. We'll get your drugs. 965 00:49:22,390 --> 00:49:24,746 - The fuck we will. - What the hell, dude? 966 00:49:24,830 --> 00:49:26,549 Do you think he would sell to kids? 967 00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:28,701 We're not kids. We're tweens. 968 00:49:29,510 --> 00:49:30,944 What do we have to lose? 969 00:49:33,870 --> 00:49:35,065 So it's a deal? 970 00:49:36,590 --> 00:49:38,707 Max, this is fucking insane. 971 00:49:38,790 --> 00:49:40,463 Just take your goddamn punishment. 972 00:49:40,590 --> 00:49:41,910 Lucas and I will go to the party. 973 00:49:41,990 --> 00:49:44,061 We'll cock-block anyone that gets near Brixlee. 974 00:49:44,790 --> 00:49:46,941 They didn't invite you. 975 00:49:47,630 --> 00:49:48,630 What? 976 00:49:49,590 --> 00:49:51,741 The popular kids only invited me. 977 00:49:51,830 --> 00:49:53,423 What do you mean? 978 00:49:53,510 --> 00:49:56,264 They think you're kind of... random. 979 00:49:57,030 --> 00:49:58,908 - Oh. - But it's okay, 980 00:49:58,990 --> 00:50:00,550 'cause once those guys get to know you, 981 00:50:00,630 --> 00:50:03,145 they'll see what I see, that you're not random. 982 00:50:03,230 --> 00:50:04,266 That you're specific. 983 00:50:04,350 --> 00:50:06,262 I'm not buying drugs. 984 00:50:06,350 --> 00:50:07,926 - Neither am I. - You guys don't have to. 985 00:50:07,950 --> 00:50:10,704 I'll do all the talking. I just need your height in there. 986 00:50:10,830 --> 00:50:13,868 You're the only one of us that looks like they could be in college. 987 00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:15,750 Guys. 988 00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:17,705 Are you in or out? 989 00:50:19,990 --> 00:50:22,585 So, you guys did all of this for a kissing party? 990 00:50:22,670 --> 00:50:25,265 No. There's also gonna be cool boys there. 991 00:50:25,350 --> 00:50:27,421 I remember my first kissing party. 992 00:50:27,510 --> 00:50:30,184 It was the summer after sixth grade at Manush Patel's house. 993 00:50:30,270 --> 00:50:31,465 Who'd you kiss? 994 00:50:31,550 --> 00:50:33,621 Uh, Manush's sister. 995 00:50:33,710 --> 00:50:35,349 Wait, you weren't there? 996 00:50:35,430 --> 00:50:38,707 No, we didn't really know each other then. I mean, we were in the same grade, 997 00:50:38,790 --> 00:50:40,870 but we didn't really become close until eighth grade. 998 00:50:41,390 --> 00:50:44,349 Oh. I just figured you guys knew each other for longer. 999 00:50:44,430 --> 00:50:46,990 Yeah, everybody knows you meet your best friends in kindergarten. 1000 00:50:47,030 --> 00:50:49,181 - Yeah. - The only reason you're friends 1001 00:50:49,270 --> 00:50:51,366 with people back then is 'cause you live close to each other. 1002 00:50:51,390 --> 00:50:54,781 - Or because your parents are friends. - No. That's not true for us. 1003 00:50:54,870 --> 00:50:56,446 We're friends because we like each other. 1004 00:50:56,470 --> 00:50:59,861 - And we live close together. - And our parents are friends. 1005 00:51:09,750 --> 00:51:10,866 Okay, come here. 1006 00:51:12,510 --> 00:51:15,662 Go in. Buy two pills. Ask for Benji. 1007 00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:17,150 Do not mention Hannah. 1008 00:51:17,270 --> 00:51:19,546 - Who's Hannah? - I am. 1009 00:51:19,630 --> 00:51:21,906 Oh. I'm Max. 1010 00:51:21,990 --> 00:51:23,310 Yeah, I know who you are. 1011 00:51:23,390 --> 00:51:25,859 Okay, just go in there, buy the pills, 1012 00:51:25,950 --> 00:51:27,509 and then I'll trade you for the drone. 1013 00:51:30,150 --> 00:51:32,984 Okay, if this goes bad, drive off. 1014 00:51:33,070 --> 00:51:34,140 - Okay. - Okay. 1015 00:51:34,230 --> 00:51:36,108 It's not too late to turn back. 1016 00:51:36,190 --> 00:51:38,102 No. We have to get the drugs 1017 00:51:38,190 --> 00:51:40,785 so we can get the drone, so we can go to the party. 1018 00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:05,750 Hello? 1019 00:52:14,230 --> 00:52:16,028 I am your daddy! 1020 00:52:16,110 --> 00:52:17,783 You are my baby! 1021 00:52:17,870 --> 00:52:20,339 Listen, you will stay down here and suffer 1022 00:52:20,430 --> 00:52:22,501 until you learn to be men! 1023 00:52:25,030 --> 00:52:27,750 Listen! What you babies wearing? 1024 00:52:27,830 --> 00:52:30,026 - Diapers! - That's right! 1025 00:52:31,870 --> 00:52:34,988 Good evening. We're looking for Benji. 1026 00:52:37,710 --> 00:52:39,941 Hey, dickless. Come here. 1027 00:52:40,030 --> 00:52:42,386 - Yes, Daddy. - I need you to go find Benji. 1028 00:52:42,470 --> 00:52:43,950 Tell him he's got visitors. 1029 00:52:44,030 --> 00:52:45,544 Yes, Daddy. 1030 00:52:45,630 --> 00:52:47,508 I ask the fucking questions! 1031 00:52:47,590 --> 00:52:49,183 That's your son? 1032 00:52:49,270 --> 00:52:52,149 You guys can go sit your asses down over there and wait. 1033 00:52:53,030 --> 00:52:56,660 Whatever happens to you is your own fucking fault. 1034 00:52:56,750 --> 00:52:59,902 Drop and give me 20, you fucking babies! 1035 00:53:01,190 --> 00:53:02,783 Listen! 1036 00:53:04,070 --> 00:53:05,504 Four! Get up! 1037 00:53:08,110 --> 00:53:09,226 Can I help you? 1038 00:53:09,310 --> 00:53:10,664 Good afternoon. 1039 00:53:10,750 --> 00:53:13,219 We would like to buy two pieces of Molly, please. 1040 00:53:17,830 --> 00:53:20,299 Did Rafi from Sigma Nu send you? 1041 00:53:20,390 --> 00:53:23,542 He did, that fucker. You guys are, like, seven. 1042 00:53:23,630 --> 00:53:25,430 Oh, except for you. I recognize you from Econ. 1043 00:53:25,510 --> 00:53:26,580 What's up, man? 1044 00:53:28,390 --> 00:53:30,666 Seriously, I'm not selling drugs to kids. 1045 00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:32,423 We're not kids. We're tweens. 1046 00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:36,150 Who told you to come here? 1047 00:53:36,230 --> 00:53:38,620 Sell us the drugs, and you'll find out. 1048 00:53:43,950 --> 00:53:44,986 All right. 1049 00:53:46,070 --> 00:53:47,140 Stay there. 1050 00:53:53,510 --> 00:53:54,660 Hey. 1051 00:53:55,630 --> 00:53:57,508 How long do you think he's gonna be? 1052 00:54:01,950 --> 00:54:04,863 Oh, you made me high. 1053 00:54:14,390 --> 00:54:15,506 Ah. 1054 00:54:16,430 --> 00:54:17,910 Tell me who sent you. 1055 00:54:20,310 --> 00:54:21,430 Hannah. 1056 00:54:22,190 --> 00:54:23,863 What? I'm high as fuck. 1057 00:54:25,950 --> 00:54:28,260 So, this is what she thinks of me, huh? 1058 00:54:28,350 --> 00:54:32,230 You can tell Hannah that if she wants Molly, 1059 00:54:32,310 --> 00:54:33,903 she can suck my dick. 1060 00:54:34,870 --> 00:54:36,446 You shouldn't talk about women like that. 1061 00:54:36,470 --> 00:54:38,507 The only time she should suck your dick 1062 00:54:38,590 --> 00:54:40,422 is when she gives you consent. 1063 00:54:41,670 --> 00:54:43,548 You can suck my dick, 1064 00:54:43,630 --> 00:54:45,542 and you can suck my dick, too. 1065 00:54:45,630 --> 00:54:47,986 What about me? I'm just gonna sit here? 1066 00:54:49,670 --> 00:54:52,469 We're the Bean Bag Boys. We do everything together. 1067 00:54:53,470 --> 00:54:55,910 Get the fuck out of here, you little fucking babies. Let's go. 1068 00:54:57,230 --> 00:54:58,869 Get out! 1069 00:55:01,350 --> 00:55:02,500 Hey, guys, wait. 1070 00:55:03,710 --> 00:55:05,526 I have something in here that might change your mind. 1071 00:55:07,550 --> 00:55:08,779 Hurry up. 1072 00:55:08,870 --> 00:55:10,429 Pledges, listen! 1073 00:55:11,110 --> 00:55:12,510 Bitch! Now who's the baby? 1074 00:55:12,630 --> 00:55:14,667 - Holy shit. - What the fuck? 1075 00:55:14,750 --> 00:55:16,867 If I don't get those drugs, I'm gonna be grounded, 1076 00:55:16,950 --> 00:55:19,067 and then I'll never get to kiss Brixlee! 1077 00:55:19,150 --> 00:55:21,790 Max, what the fuck are you doing? 1078 00:55:21,870 --> 00:55:24,339 You sell drugs. We came here to buy them. 1079 00:55:24,430 --> 00:55:26,547 So now you're gonna sell us the drugs. 1080 00:55:27,070 --> 00:55:28,629 Do not test me! 1081 00:55:29,590 --> 00:55:30,590 Okay. 1082 00:55:32,790 --> 00:55:34,782 You want the drugs? I'm not your parent. Here. 1083 00:55:34,870 --> 00:55:36,145 Thanks. 1084 00:55:36,230 --> 00:55:37,664 Oh, shit. 1085 00:55:39,110 --> 00:55:40,305 Oh, you're fucking dead. 1086 00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:45,263 What the fuck's going on down here? 1087 00:55:45,350 --> 00:55:47,660 Whoa! 1088 00:55:47,790 --> 00:55:49,827 She just dropped the charges. 1089 00:55:49,910 --> 00:55:51,105 Oh, God. 1090 00:55:58,110 --> 00:56:00,181 Holy shit. 1091 00:56:03,990 --> 00:56:05,868 Max, watch out! 1092 00:56:09,230 --> 00:56:10,823 I got your back. 1093 00:56:10,910 --> 00:56:12,230 Thor! 1094 00:56:14,790 --> 00:56:16,349 Your ass is mine! 1095 00:56:20,550 --> 00:56:22,985 Oh, my God, I just killed a man! 1096 00:56:23,070 --> 00:56:24,345 Lucas, get the drugs! 1097 00:56:29,110 --> 00:56:30,464 We were never here! 1098 00:56:30,990 --> 00:56:33,425 Start the fucking car! 1099 00:56:33,510 --> 00:56:34,910 Max! 1100 00:56:35,430 --> 00:56:37,626 - What's happening? - Fucking go! 1101 00:56:37,710 --> 00:56:39,349 - What? - Shit, shit, shit! 1102 00:56:40,630 --> 00:56:42,826 Drive! Drive! 1103 00:56:51,430 --> 00:56:52,944 Lucas, drugs. 1104 00:56:54,910 --> 00:56:57,345 No, no, no, no, no. Let me see what's in the bottle. 1105 00:56:57,950 --> 00:57:00,067 Yeah. Of course. 1106 00:57:03,950 --> 00:57:05,430 Okay, just give it to me. 1107 00:57:11,830 --> 00:57:13,901 Wow, you guys are little badasses. 1108 00:57:13,990 --> 00:57:16,061 'Cause we're the Bean Bag Boys. 1109 00:57:16,630 --> 00:57:18,064 I don't know what that means. 1110 00:57:18,150 --> 00:57:19,345 We have beanbags. 1111 00:57:22,190 --> 00:57:23,226 It's been real, guys. 1112 00:57:24,470 --> 00:57:26,143 Have fun at your kissing party. 1113 00:57:26,230 --> 00:57:27,789 Thank you. 1114 00:57:32,110 --> 00:57:34,750 Oh. We're only 1.7 miles away. 1115 00:57:38,390 --> 00:57:40,950 What's wrong? We got the drone. Everything worked out. 1116 00:57:41,070 --> 00:57:44,700 Max. I got punched in the fucking face, okay? 1117 00:57:45,750 --> 00:57:47,264 We bought drugs. 1118 00:57:48,070 --> 00:57:49,663 Can we just go home now? 1119 00:58:01,110 --> 00:58:02,590 Guys, it's my dad. 1120 00:58:04,070 --> 00:58:05,070 Hey, Dad. 1121 00:58:05,150 --> 00:58:08,780 Hey, buddy. I got on the early flight, so I'll be home in 15 minutes. 1122 00:58:08,870 --> 00:58:11,305 15 minutes from now or 15 minutes from later? 1123 00:58:11,390 --> 00:58:14,269 Ha-ha, funny guy. I'll see you soon. 1124 00:58:15,670 --> 00:58:17,741 My dad will be home in 15 minutes. 1125 00:58:18,510 --> 00:58:20,086 Maybe he won't notice that the drone's gone. 1126 00:58:20,110 --> 00:58:21,988 He'll notice. He's very observant. 1127 00:58:22,110 --> 00:58:23,710 That's why my mom fell in love with him. 1128 00:58:24,790 --> 00:58:26,702 The drone has to be home before your dad. 1129 00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:30,982 - I know. - Just the drone. Not you. 1130 00:58:31,070 --> 00:58:33,141 Just the drone. 1131 00:58:37,510 --> 00:58:38,546 Okay. 1132 00:58:42,510 --> 00:58:43,660 Here we go. 1133 00:58:44,110 --> 00:58:45,624 - Yes! - Yes! 1134 00:58:49,230 --> 00:58:51,142 - Careful. - I got this, I got this. Oh! 1135 00:58:53,190 --> 00:58:54,749 Fly like the wind, Max. 1136 00:58:55,910 --> 00:58:58,027 Yeah, uh, take a right up here. 1137 00:59:00,350 --> 00:59:01,926 - I can see your house. - There it is. There it is. 1138 00:59:01,950 --> 00:59:03,828 The windows are closed. 1139 00:59:03,910 --> 00:59:05,788 - Shit. What do I do? - The chimney. 1140 00:59:11,550 --> 00:59:13,542 - It's very tight. - You got this. 1141 00:59:14,630 --> 00:59:17,623 Shit! I can't see. I can't see. There's ash all over the camera. 1142 00:59:17,750 --> 00:59:18,866 Use the Force. 1143 00:59:18,950 --> 00:59:21,260 No, I can do this. I know my house perfectly. 1144 00:59:21,350 --> 00:59:23,070 - I can do this with my eyes closed. - Okay. 1145 00:59:23,110 --> 00:59:24,544 Don't break anything. 1146 00:59:24,630 --> 00:59:26,383 Trust me, I got this. 1147 00:59:43,510 --> 00:59:45,308 - Yeah! - You did it! You got it! 1148 00:59:45,390 --> 00:59:47,586 - Yes! - I'm the best pilot ever! 1149 00:59:47,670 --> 00:59:48,670 Yes! 1150 00:59:57,510 --> 00:59:59,183 - I think we did it. - Yeah. 1151 00:59:59,270 --> 01:00:01,227 Mission accomplished. 1152 01:00:02,190 --> 01:00:03,226 Hey, Dad. 1153 01:00:04,030 --> 01:00:05,623 Did you get home safe? 1154 01:00:05,710 --> 01:00:08,145 Cannot believe I trusted you! 1155 01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:09,346 I explicitly told you, 1156 01:00:09,470 --> 01:00:10,830 - do not touch the drone! - Uh-huh. 1157 01:00:10,870 --> 01:00:13,430 - Oh, my God. - I love you. 1158 01:00:13,990 --> 01:00:15,060 Dad? 1159 01:00:16,150 --> 01:00:18,460 Dad, please... say "I love you" back. 1160 01:00:18,550 --> 01:00:19,745 I need to hear it. 1161 01:00:21,510 --> 01:00:22,546 Hello? 1162 01:00:26,710 --> 01:00:28,030 My dad said that I'm grounded. 1163 01:00:28,550 --> 01:00:30,781 Now I'm never gonna be able to kiss Brixlee. 1164 01:00:30,870 --> 01:00:33,305 It's okay, Max. There'll be other parties. 1165 01:00:33,390 --> 01:00:35,950 - Lucas, you don't get it. - He's right, Lucas. 1166 01:00:36,030 --> 01:00:38,943 This party could change our lives, and you don't even care. 1167 01:00:39,030 --> 01:00:40,544 It's not cool at all. 1168 01:00:40,630 --> 01:00:42,303 Yeah, you would know what's not cool. 1169 01:00:42,390 --> 01:00:44,109 What the fuck does that mean? 1170 01:00:44,190 --> 01:00:45,749 Go sip a beer, Sippy Cup. 1171 01:00:45,830 --> 01:00:48,743 I love beer, so yes, I will. 1172 01:00:48,830 --> 01:00:50,503 And you may think you're so mature, 1173 01:00:50,590 --> 01:00:53,583 but the truth is you don't have pubes, and I have six. 1174 01:00:54,630 --> 01:00:56,726 You say you have pubes, but you also say you drink beer, 1175 01:00:56,750 --> 01:00:57,750 and I know you don't. 1176 01:00:57,830 --> 01:01:01,062 - Stop arguing! - Just admit you skipped the audition 1177 01:01:01,150 --> 01:01:03,926 because you thought it wasn't cool even though your voice is a fucking gift. 1178 01:01:03,950 --> 01:01:07,022 And you always talk a big game, and you never back it up. 1179 01:01:07,150 --> 01:01:09,381 - Like on the freeway. - Oh, sorry. 1180 01:01:09,470 --> 01:01:12,622 I didn't want to cross 12 lanes of traffic so you can kiss some skank. 1181 01:01:13,590 --> 01:01:15,309 - Oh, shit. - She's not a skank. 1182 01:01:15,390 --> 01:01:17,268 She's the love of my life. You take that back! 1183 01:01:17,350 --> 01:01:18,943 Hey, no karate. 1184 01:01:19,030 --> 01:01:20,908 Stop fighting! 1185 01:01:22,030 --> 01:01:24,101 You should never call a woman a skank. 1186 01:01:24,190 --> 01:01:26,864 You should never call a woman anything. 1187 01:01:27,470 --> 01:01:29,029 And you... 1188 01:01:29,110 --> 01:01:31,830 You made us ditch school, run around with drugs, 1189 01:01:31,910 --> 01:01:34,061 and lock a cop in a convenience store 1190 01:01:34,150 --> 01:01:36,710 with what I now suspect is a dildo! 1191 01:01:38,270 --> 01:01:40,910 What the fuck are you looking at, Gandalf? 1192 01:01:40,990 --> 01:01:43,744 You guys don't understand shit. 1193 01:01:43,830 --> 01:01:45,822 I have hormones flowing through my body, 1194 01:01:45,910 --> 01:01:47,822 making me do crazy things. 1195 01:01:47,910 --> 01:01:49,424 Do you even know what it feels like 1196 01:01:49,510 --> 01:01:52,503 to want to rub up against a tree all the time? 1197 01:01:52,590 --> 01:01:55,822 - You think you're better than us. - Not better, just more mature. 1198 01:01:55,950 --> 01:01:57,942 I'm into romance and grown-up shit, 1199 01:01:58,030 --> 01:02:00,226 and you guys are still into little kid stuff. 1200 01:02:00,310 --> 01:02:02,063 I don't even know why we're still friends. 1201 01:02:29,430 --> 01:02:33,026 Everything you like is now canceled. 1202 01:02:33,110 --> 01:02:36,786 Birthdays are canceled. Holidays are canceled. 1203 01:02:36,870 --> 01:02:38,543 Summers, canceled. 1204 01:02:38,630 --> 01:02:40,110 Winter is coming. 1205 01:02:40,190 --> 01:02:41,909 - I'm sorry, Daddy. - No, no, no. 1206 01:02:41,990 --> 01:02:44,266 You are no longer allowed to call me Daddy. 1207 01:02:44,350 --> 01:02:47,582 Call me Andrew or Mr. Newman or Warden. 1208 01:02:47,710 --> 01:02:51,260 Underneath that cherubic face, Devil lives inside you. 1209 01:02:52,390 --> 01:02:55,781 I will always love you because you are my son. 1210 01:02:57,070 --> 01:02:58,743 But I no longer like you. 1211 01:03:05,630 --> 01:03:09,385 Thorny. I just got off the phone with Max's mom. 1212 01:03:11,270 --> 01:03:13,830 Did you know he skipped school and biked to the mall by himself? 1213 01:03:13,910 --> 01:03:16,106 - He said that? - He did. 1214 01:03:16,190 --> 01:03:19,388 Promise me you'll never do something as stupid as that, okay? 1215 01:03:19,470 --> 01:03:20,984 I promise. 1216 01:03:24,790 --> 01:03:26,406 And then we ran across the highway, 1217 01:03:26,430 --> 01:03:28,023 my arm got ripped out, 1218 01:03:28,110 --> 01:03:30,500 and a fake woman shot out of a car. 1219 01:03:30,590 --> 01:03:32,547 But we still got the drugs. 1220 01:03:32,670 --> 01:03:36,300 But then we traded the drone for it, and Max destroyed his house with it. 1221 01:03:36,390 --> 01:03:38,905 But it was only because he wanted to marry Brixlee, 1222 01:03:38,990 --> 01:03:41,107 and now he can't because he's grounded for life. 1223 01:03:41,190 --> 01:03:42,465 And we got into a huge fight, 1224 01:03:42,550 --> 01:03:44,046 and the Bean Bag Boys are broke up, and... 1225 01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:46,505 - Am I in trouble? - Okay, son. 1226 01:03:46,590 --> 01:03:48,980 Now, look, I love a good story with a bunch of gibberish 1227 01:03:49,070 --> 01:03:50,299 just as much as anybody, okay? 1228 01:03:50,390 --> 01:03:52,310 And I know you're going through a stressful time. 1229 01:03:52,350 --> 01:03:54,626 But it doesn't give you a reason to tell us fibs. 1230 01:03:54,710 --> 01:03:56,144 I'm not fibbing. 1231 01:03:56,230 --> 01:03:58,426 I'm 100% sure you're fibbing to me. 1232 01:03:58,510 --> 01:03:59,830 - I'm not fibbing. - Okay. 1233 01:03:59,950 --> 01:04:01,942 I think I understand what's happening here. 1234 01:04:02,030 --> 01:04:03,942 You think you're losing us, 1235 01:04:04,030 --> 01:04:06,545 and now you're worried you're gonna lose your friends, too. 1236 01:04:07,470 --> 01:04:09,621 Look at me, man. We'll always be there, right? 1237 01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:11,070 Look, don't get me wrong. Ha! 1238 01:04:11,150 --> 01:04:13,949 Me and your mom are not the same people we were when we first met. 1239 01:04:14,030 --> 01:04:16,625 - Mm-hmm. - Tend to grow apart sometimes. 1240 01:04:16,710 --> 01:04:18,190 But it's okay. 1241 01:04:18,270 --> 01:04:19,590 You remember your hermit crab? 1242 01:04:19,670 --> 01:04:22,060 - Herman? Yeah. - That's right. Herman. 1243 01:04:22,150 --> 01:04:24,870 - And you remember why he died? - Oh, son of a... 1244 01:04:24,950 --> 01:04:26,782 You told me he ran away! 1245 01:04:26,870 --> 01:04:29,385 Technically, yes, he ran away, but then he died. 1246 01:04:29,470 --> 01:04:30,745 Oh, my gosh. How? 1247 01:04:30,830 --> 01:04:34,790 Herman died because hermit crabs grow out of their shells, 1248 01:04:34,870 --> 01:04:38,181 and they need to find new, bigger seashells on the beach 1249 01:04:38,270 --> 01:04:40,660 to grow into, or they die, and we didn't know that. 1250 01:04:40,750 --> 01:04:43,310 So, Herman died because of you guys? 1251 01:04:43,390 --> 01:04:45,222 The point is... 1252 01:04:45,310 --> 01:04:47,541 you and your friends are growing and changing, 1253 01:04:47,630 --> 01:04:49,508 and y'all need to find bigger shells. 1254 01:04:49,590 --> 01:04:51,547 And there's nothing wrong with that. 1255 01:04:51,630 --> 01:04:55,260 Okay, look, you need to blame those pet store owners 1256 01:04:55,350 --> 01:04:58,104 because they did not give us the information about hermit crabs... 1257 01:05:12,470 --> 01:05:13,950 It's Lucas. 1258 01:05:15,550 --> 01:05:16,870 You scared the shit out of me. 1259 01:05:16,950 --> 01:05:19,181 I didn't want your parents to see my face. 1260 01:05:20,230 --> 01:05:21,550 Why are you even here? 1261 01:05:21,630 --> 01:05:23,781 I've grown a lot in the last two hours. 1262 01:05:23,870 --> 01:05:25,941 My parents' divorce has really changed me. 1263 01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:29,947 If the Bean Bag Boys don't grow together, they'll grow apart. 1264 01:05:30,030 --> 01:05:31,066 I don't want that. 1265 01:05:32,230 --> 01:05:34,062 I don't want to get a divorce from you. 1266 01:05:34,150 --> 01:05:35,948 Then you need to go to Soren's party. 1267 01:05:36,030 --> 01:05:38,704 - You need to sneak out. - I can't. I'm grounded. 1268 01:05:38,790 --> 01:05:41,225 Besides, Brixlee's necklace is still in the kiln. 1269 01:05:41,310 --> 01:05:43,142 Let me worry about the necklace. 1270 01:05:43,230 --> 01:05:45,745 And what are your parents gonna do, double-ground you? 1271 01:05:47,270 --> 01:05:49,626 Is Brixlee your forever or not? 1272 01:05:51,350 --> 01:05:53,387 Then you need to come with me now. 1273 01:05:53,470 --> 01:05:56,588 Fine, I'll go, but I'm not apologizing to Thor. 1274 01:05:56,670 --> 01:05:58,946 - He's not coming. - Good. 1275 01:05:59,630 --> 01:06:01,542 Fuck that bitch. 1276 01:06:01,630 --> 01:06:03,064 I'll go get my jacket. 1277 01:06:04,030 --> 01:06:06,261 - Hey, Max. - Yeah? 1278 01:06:06,350 --> 01:06:07,670 Bring that dick. 1279 01:06:14,350 --> 01:06:17,149 You said Thor wasn't coming. 1280 01:06:17,230 --> 01:06:19,686 - What the hell is he doing here? - I Parent-Trapped your asses. 1281 01:06:19,710 --> 01:06:22,828 See, now we're all in a bigger hermit crab shell together. 1282 01:06:24,390 --> 01:06:26,063 It made sense when my parents said it. 1283 01:06:26,710 --> 01:06:28,383 So, you took the blame for us, huh? 1284 01:06:28,470 --> 01:06:30,462 Yeah. I thought about what you would do, 1285 01:06:30,550 --> 01:06:31,745 and did the opposite. 1286 01:06:32,470 --> 01:06:35,110 This party, it's gonna be an epic rager. 1287 01:06:35,230 --> 01:06:36,744 Okay, Sippy Cup. 1288 01:06:36,830 --> 01:06:38,742 Just stay out of my way, Maxi Pad. 1289 01:06:49,590 --> 01:06:52,708 Aw, don't you boys look cute. 1290 01:06:52,830 --> 01:06:54,708 Everybody's in the basement. 1291 01:06:54,830 --> 01:06:57,061 I don't even want to know what's going on down there. 1292 01:06:57,150 --> 01:06:59,301 Come on in, fellas. 1293 01:06:59,390 --> 01:07:00,744 Hi. 1294 01:07:00,830 --> 01:07:02,230 Hi there. Oh. 1295 01:07:23,270 --> 01:07:25,023 Oh, my God, you made it. 1296 01:07:26,230 --> 01:07:28,347 Max, I want you to meet Brixlee. 1297 01:07:29,070 --> 01:07:31,460 Hi. I'm Max. 1298 01:07:32,150 --> 01:07:33,220 Hi. 1299 01:07:34,350 --> 01:07:37,149 - It's nice to finally meet you. - You, too. 1300 01:07:38,110 --> 01:07:40,670 - Cool jacket. - Thank you. 1301 01:07:40,750 --> 01:07:43,788 I got it all by myself, with my mom. 1302 01:07:43,870 --> 01:07:46,465 I go shopping with my mom, too. 1303 01:07:47,350 --> 01:07:48,750 This is going so well. 1304 01:07:50,590 --> 01:07:52,388 Did you bring the necklace? 1305 01:07:54,510 --> 01:07:55,944 Brixlee, this is for you. 1306 01:07:56,590 --> 01:07:59,150 Oh, thanks. It's pretty. 1307 01:07:59,270 --> 01:08:00,386 They're an-al. 1308 01:08:00,470 --> 01:08:01,745 Ooh, fancy. 1309 01:08:05,510 --> 01:08:07,229 I'm gonna wear this later. 1310 01:08:07,310 --> 01:08:08,380 Thanks, Max. 1311 01:08:08,870 --> 01:08:11,305 What's up, Sippy Cup? 1312 01:08:12,510 --> 01:08:14,945 Not much. Just, uh, got into a fight 1313 01:08:15,030 --> 01:08:17,465 with a bunch of men and, uh, stole a beer. 1314 01:08:18,990 --> 01:08:21,425 There's no way Sippy Cup is gonna drink it. 1315 01:08:22,110 --> 01:08:23,863 Not only am I gonna drink it, 1316 01:08:24,310 --> 01:08:27,587 I'm gonna break the record. 1317 01:08:27,670 --> 01:08:29,821 I'm gonna take four sips. 1318 01:08:29,910 --> 01:08:31,344 Four is impossible. 1319 01:08:31,470 --> 01:08:33,701 - Soren can't even do four. - Shut up. 1320 01:08:34,790 --> 01:08:35,826 Drink. 1321 01:08:53,470 --> 01:08:54,540 That's one. 1322 01:08:55,230 --> 01:08:56,346 Big deal. 1323 01:08:59,550 --> 01:09:01,030 That's two. 1324 01:09:02,230 --> 01:09:03,664 Mm-kay. 1325 01:09:09,390 --> 01:09:10,585 That's three! 1326 01:09:10,670 --> 01:09:12,309 This is insane. 1327 01:09:12,390 --> 01:09:14,825 He's gonna barf. 1328 01:09:14,910 --> 01:09:16,947 Somebody get him a sippy cup. 1329 01:09:17,030 --> 01:09:19,465 Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup! 1330 01:09:19,550 --> 01:09:25,990 Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup! 1331 01:09:26,070 --> 01:09:28,426 Sippy Cup! Sippy... 1332 01:09:28,510 --> 01:09:30,183 That's fucking four! 1333 01:09:30,270 --> 01:09:32,148 Oh, fuck! 1334 01:09:32,230 --> 01:09:33,789 Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! 1335 01:09:33,870 --> 01:09:35,748 Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! 1336 01:09:35,830 --> 01:09:38,106 I'm a fucking alcoholic! 1337 01:09:40,830 --> 01:09:42,025 No way! 1338 01:09:42,110 --> 01:09:43,988 Four sips. Badass. 1339 01:09:44,070 --> 01:09:45,140 Mad respect to Thor. 1340 01:09:46,070 --> 01:09:50,349 Eyes up here. If you don't consent to kissing, that's cool. 1341 01:09:50,430 --> 01:09:51,910 You can go play VR upstairs. 1342 01:09:51,990 --> 01:09:54,949 But if you're staying down here, you better strap in, 1343 01:09:55,030 --> 01:09:56,749 because shit's about to get real. 1344 01:09:56,830 --> 01:09:58,264 Hell yeah. 1345 01:09:58,390 --> 01:09:59,790 Let's spin a bottle. 1346 01:10:00,390 --> 01:10:03,064 Well, then it's a good thing I got a bottle right here! 1347 01:10:30,710 --> 01:10:31,780 I'm out. 1348 01:10:32,310 --> 01:10:34,745 - Where are you going? - That was nasty. 1349 01:10:34,830 --> 01:10:36,662 I'm going upstairs to play VR. 1350 01:10:36,750 --> 01:10:38,981 If you leave, you can never come back. 1351 01:10:39,750 --> 01:10:41,548 Oh, no. 1352 01:10:50,350 --> 01:10:52,706 Brixlee, your turn. 1353 01:11:02,150 --> 01:11:03,870 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 1354 01:11:29,790 --> 01:11:32,624 Oh, my God. This is the most dramatic thing I've ever seen. 1355 01:11:35,390 --> 01:11:37,222 He's not gonna do it. 1356 01:11:39,030 --> 01:11:40,066 He's gonna do it. 1357 01:11:42,430 --> 01:11:43,500 I can't do it. 1358 01:11:45,590 --> 01:11:48,059 People don't change. He's still Sippy Cup. 1359 01:11:49,270 --> 01:11:51,227 Wait, wait. Kissy Cup. 1360 01:11:51,310 --> 01:11:52,505 Kissy Cup! 1361 01:11:52,630 --> 01:11:54,747 Kissy Cup! Kissy Cup! 1362 01:11:54,830 --> 01:11:56,310 Kissy Cup! Kissy... 1363 01:11:56,390 --> 01:11:58,461 Fuck off, Atticus! His name is Thor. 1364 01:11:58,550 --> 01:12:00,826 And everyone knows your mom plagiarized her cookbook. 1365 01:12:01,670 --> 01:12:02,820 Thor, wait up. 1366 01:12:08,870 --> 01:12:10,907 I'm sorry I called you a try-hard. 1367 01:12:11,470 --> 01:12:13,268 Nah, you were right. 1368 01:12:13,990 --> 01:12:16,585 This whole time, I've been trying to be someone who I wasn't. 1369 01:12:18,190 --> 01:12:19,544 I got an earring. 1370 01:12:20,110 --> 01:12:21,544 I drank a beer. 1371 01:12:22,430 --> 01:12:23,659 I quit singing. 1372 01:12:24,230 --> 01:12:25,300 Yeah. 1373 01:12:26,390 --> 01:12:28,302 I guess I went a little crazy today, too. 1374 01:12:32,670 --> 01:12:33,865 Let's get out of here. 1375 01:12:34,470 --> 01:12:36,985 No. You don't want to do that. 1376 01:12:37,790 --> 01:12:39,827 You're gonna stay down here and kiss Brixlee. 1377 01:12:40,910 --> 01:12:42,902 The Bean Bag Boys do everything together. 1378 01:12:44,590 --> 01:12:45,706 Not everything. 1379 01:12:46,670 --> 01:12:47,990 Not anymore. 1380 01:12:51,550 --> 01:12:53,621 Maybe those old girls were right. 1381 01:12:54,750 --> 01:12:56,707 Maybe we're on different paths. 1382 01:12:57,790 --> 01:12:58,790 Yeah. 1383 01:12:59,630 --> 01:13:01,189 Then what are you gonna do? 1384 01:13:02,830 --> 01:13:05,584 I don't know. I just know it's not this. 1385 01:13:05,670 --> 01:13:07,548 No way. 1386 01:13:07,630 --> 01:13:08,700 This is insane. 1387 01:13:08,830 --> 01:13:10,469 Forget spin the bottle. 1388 01:13:11,230 --> 01:13:13,825 Now go over there and kiss your future wife. 1389 01:13:16,790 --> 01:13:18,019 Bye. 1390 01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:20,306 Bye. 1391 01:13:47,190 --> 01:13:50,342 Brixlee, can I kiss you? 1392 01:13:52,110 --> 01:13:53,146 Okay. 1393 01:14:22,430 --> 01:14:24,422 Aah! Cool. 1394 01:14:24,510 --> 01:14:26,263 Where am I? 1395 01:14:26,350 --> 01:14:27,989 Oh, here I am. 1396 01:14:28,750 --> 01:14:30,469 Lucas, I'm leaving. 1397 01:14:31,230 --> 01:14:33,950 - You sure you don't want to try this? - Nah, I'm good. 1398 01:14:38,710 --> 01:14:40,429 Want to go to my house and play Ascension? 1399 01:14:40,510 --> 01:14:43,344 I don't want to play Ascension anymore. 1400 01:14:44,710 --> 01:14:46,463 Then who am I gonna play with? 1401 01:14:46,550 --> 01:14:48,030 You'll find someone. 1402 01:14:50,230 --> 01:14:51,949 My face feels so tingly. 1403 01:14:52,030 --> 01:14:53,589 No way. 1404 01:14:53,670 --> 01:14:56,026 Oh, my God. This is amazing! 1405 01:14:56,110 --> 01:14:58,022 I can't believe you guys are here. 1406 01:14:58,110 --> 01:14:59,908 Oh, this is so amazing. 1407 01:14:59,990 --> 01:15:02,824 - Hi. - Sit down. 1408 01:15:03,470 --> 01:15:04,910 Please no, please no. Don't kill us. 1409 01:15:04,950 --> 01:15:06,179 Look what happened. 1410 01:15:06,270 --> 01:15:07,750 How do you know Soren? 1411 01:15:08,630 --> 01:15:10,747 Is he your boyfriend? 1412 01:15:10,870 --> 01:15:14,022 He's my brother. I love that piece of shit. 1413 01:15:20,830 --> 01:15:22,126 You guys, where's everybody else? 1414 01:15:22,150 --> 01:15:24,426 Where's your friend with the sad eyes? 1415 01:15:24,550 --> 01:15:26,781 - Sad boy Max. - In the basement kissing. 1416 01:15:26,870 --> 01:15:28,623 It's an orgy down there. 1417 01:15:28,710 --> 01:15:30,303 And you guys aren't into that? 1418 01:15:30,430 --> 01:15:32,661 - Mm-mm. - Aw, it's okay. 1419 01:15:32,750 --> 01:15:35,663 You're only in sixth grade. You guys are gonna figure it out. 1420 01:15:35,750 --> 01:15:38,663 You have your whole life for that. No rush. No rush. 1421 01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:40,469 I mean, what do you love? 1422 01:15:41,750 --> 01:15:45,949 Ascension, rules, anti-drug campaigns... 1423 01:15:46,790 --> 01:15:47,985 grilled cheese. 1424 01:15:48,070 --> 01:15:49,846 Oh, I could fuck with a grilled cheese right now. 1425 01:15:49,870 --> 01:15:51,907 Guys, I'm gonna make us grilled cheese. 1426 01:15:51,990 --> 01:15:53,366 - Oh, yeah. That sounds so good. - Nice. 1427 01:15:53,390 --> 01:15:55,541 What about you, sleeveless? What are you into? 1428 01:15:56,590 --> 01:15:57,865 I love to sing. 1429 01:15:57,950 --> 01:15:59,304 Yes. 1430 01:15:59,390 --> 01:16:02,701 I actually skipped my audition today for the musical. 1431 01:16:02,790 --> 01:16:04,622 - No. - Now I can't be in it. 1432 01:16:04,710 --> 01:16:05,826 - No. - What? 1433 01:16:05,910 --> 01:16:07,981 You have to convince them to let you audition. 1434 01:16:08,070 --> 01:16:09,902 You must. You must. 1435 01:16:09,990 --> 01:16:11,424 - Audition. - Shh. Sing for us. 1436 01:16:11,510 --> 01:16:13,627 - No. - Sing for us. You're a baby bird. 1437 01:16:13,710 --> 01:16:15,906 - We missed our concert. - So, no grilled cheese? 1438 01:16:15,990 --> 01:16:17,709 - Sing for us. Sing for us. - No. 1439 01:16:17,790 --> 01:16:18,826 Be our concert. 1440 01:19:57,710 --> 01:19:59,702 My masterpiece. 1441 01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:15,830 - Thank you. I was really great. - What's up, Max? 1442 01:20:17,750 --> 01:20:19,104 I'll be right back. 1443 01:20:19,190 --> 01:20:21,864 - Hey. I didn't think you'd make it. - Are you kidding? 1444 01:20:21,950 --> 01:20:23,782 You know I'd never miss one of your shows. 1445 01:20:23,870 --> 01:20:25,907 It was so cool when you stabbed that pimp. 1446 01:20:25,990 --> 01:20:27,390 Thank you. 1447 01:20:27,990 --> 01:20:29,743 Oh, sorry. Thor, this is Scout. 1448 01:20:29,830 --> 01:20:31,708 - You were really good. - Thanks, sweetie. 1449 01:20:31,790 --> 01:20:33,383 I was much better in the matinee. 1450 01:20:35,190 --> 01:20:36,783 I'm gonna go find Cassidy. 1451 01:20:38,630 --> 01:20:40,349 I thought you were still grounded. 1452 01:20:40,430 --> 01:20:43,184 It ended yesterday. A month in the hole. 1453 01:20:44,190 --> 01:20:45,624 Thanks again for taking the fall. 1454 01:20:46,310 --> 01:20:47,505 You would've done the same. 1455 01:20:48,230 --> 01:20:51,109 Well, well, well. Look who's here. Me. 1456 01:20:51,190 --> 01:20:52,783 - Hey! - Hey! 1457 01:20:53,830 --> 01:20:55,947 Feels like we haven't talked in weeks. 1458 01:20:57,710 --> 01:20:58,746 Yeah. 1459 01:20:59,830 --> 01:21:04,586 Max. My mom said she'll drop us at frozen yogurt if your mom will pick us up. 1460 01:21:04,670 --> 01:21:06,866 - Great. Be there in a second, babe. - Okay, babe. 1461 01:21:07,510 --> 01:21:09,661 So, how's it going with Scout? 1462 01:21:09,750 --> 01:21:12,709 Good. But hard. But good. 1463 01:21:13,310 --> 01:21:16,781 A relationship is a lot of work. Don't let anyone tell you differently. 1464 01:21:18,390 --> 01:21:20,859 Hey. Uh, Lucas, you still want to play Ascension 1465 01:21:20,990 --> 01:21:22,140 with me and the guys later? 1466 01:21:22,230 --> 01:21:24,950 - I'll be there in a minute. - Classic Lucas. 1467 01:21:26,350 --> 01:21:28,706 Carlos and those SCAB guys seem cool. 1468 01:21:28,830 --> 01:21:30,389 They're cool. 1469 01:21:31,190 --> 01:21:33,307 But they're not the Bean Bag Boys. 1470 01:21:35,910 --> 01:21:37,060 Max. 1471 01:21:40,150 --> 01:21:41,150 All right. 1472 01:21:44,310 --> 01:21:46,222 I guess... I guess I should go. 1473 01:21:47,070 --> 01:21:49,107 Yeah, all right. Well... 1474 01:21:50,190 --> 01:21:51,340 Yeah. 1475 01:22:07,630 --> 01:22:08,950 I missed you guys. 1476 01:22:18,350 --> 01:22:19,784 Let's make a promise. 1477 01:22:19,870 --> 01:22:21,987 Even if we don't hang out all the time, 1478 01:22:22,070 --> 01:22:24,187 we'll still always be there for the big stuff. 1479 01:22:25,150 --> 01:22:26,550 Bean Bag Boys for life. 1480 01:22:27,670 --> 01:22:31,630 Bean Bag Boys for life. 1481 01:22:42,710 --> 01:22:44,030 Wait. 1482 01:22:45,550 --> 01:22:47,303 There's something I have to show you. 1483 01:22:47,390 --> 01:22:49,270 Come up to my parents' bedroom in three minutes. 1484 01:22:53,950 --> 01:22:56,306 Yo, guys, check this out. 1485 01:22:56,390 --> 01:22:57,710 An indoor swing? 1486 01:22:57,790 --> 01:23:00,100 - You always have the best toys. - Yeah! 1487 01:23:00,190 --> 01:23:01,385 Flip that switch. 1488 01:23:03,710 --> 01:23:05,064 How cool is it? 1489 01:23:05,150 --> 01:23:06,982 Your parents love to play. 1490 01:23:07,070 --> 01:23:09,665 - What do they do with it? - They swing on it. 1491 01:23:10,270 --> 01:23:11,943 - Can we go on it? - Fuck yeah. 1492 01:23:26,670 --> 01:23:28,263 Thor? 1493 01:23:28,870 --> 01:23:30,907 What are you doing in Mom and Dad's room? 1494 01:23:30,990 --> 01:23:32,822 Get the hell out of here, Annabelle! 1495 01:23:32,910 --> 01:23:36,460 That swing is for sexing. People do sex on it. 1496 01:23:38,030 --> 01:23:39,783 Oh...