1 00:03:34,072 --> 00:03:37,993 Mod fx squared, dx. 2 00:03:39,828 --> 00:03:43,373 So please finish Percival by next time. 3 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:46,835 I know many of you had this as undergraduates, but it won't hurt to brush up. 4 00:03:51,256 --> 00:03:52,799 Thank you, Steven. 5 00:03:54,509 --> 00:03:59,097 I also put an advanced Fourier system on the main hallway chalkboard. 6 00:03:59,181 --> 00:04:02,225 I'm hoping that one of you might prove it by the end of the semester. 7 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:05,270 Now the person to do so will not only be in my good graces... 8 00:04:05,354 --> 00:04:08,482 but also go on to fame and fortune... 9 00:04:08,565 --> 00:04:11,610 by having their accomplishment recorded and their name printed... 10 00:04:11,693 --> 00:04:13,737 in the auspicious M.I.T Tech. 11 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:18,325 Former winners include Nobel laureates, Field's medal winners... 12 00:04:18,408 --> 00:04:22,704 renowned astrophysicists and lowly M.I.T. professors. 13 00:04:23,246 --> 00:04:26,583 That's all. If you have any questions... 14 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:29,169 I'm sure that Tom has the answers. 15 00:05:06,581 --> 00:05:07,541 Hi, Will. 16 00:05:07,624 --> 00:05:09,626 - Kirsten, how you doing? - I'm all right. How are you? 17 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:12,921 - Good. - I didn't get on Cathy last night. 18 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:15,674 - Why not? - I don't know. 19 00:05:15,757 --> 00:05:18,051 - Cathy! - What? 20 00:05:18,135 --> 00:05:22,097 Why didn't you give me none of that nasty little hoochie-woochie you usually throw at me? 21 00:05:22,180 --> 00:05:25,475 Oh, fuck you and your Irish curse, Chuckie. 22 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:29,479 Like I'd waste my energy spreadin' my legs for that Tootsie Roll dick? 23 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:32,941 - Go home and give it a tug yourself. - Tootsie Roll! 24 00:05:33,024 --> 00:05:34,985 Toots! 25 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,446 She's missin' a tooth, Will. 26 00:05:38,447 --> 00:05:41,241 She's got skin problems. I don't- 27 00:05:41,324 --> 00:05:44,369 Plus, it's like 5-to-2 Morgan ends up marryin' her, you know what I mean? 28 00:05:44,453 --> 00:05:47,205 There's only so many times you can bang your friend's future wife. 29 00:05:47,289 --> 00:05:49,833 It's wrong. Where you goin'? 30 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:51,626 I'm gonna take off. 31 00:05:51,710 --> 00:05:54,421 Fuck you, you're takin' off. It's, like, what, 10:00? 32 00:05:54,504 --> 00:05:56,757 No, I'm tired. 33 00:05:59,050 --> 00:06:00,969 Irish curse? 34 00:06:01,052 --> 00:06:03,930 She don't know. There ain't no Irish curse. 35 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:13,930 Subtitle www.movieddl.me 36 00:07:12,707 --> 00:07:14,209 Stop brushing me back. 37 00:07:14,292 --> 00:07:18,505 Stop crowding the plate! Which one will it be? 38 00:07:20,966 --> 00:07:22,801 You're gonna get charged, you know that? 39 00:07:22,884 --> 00:07:26,763 You think I'm afraid of you, you big fuck? You're crowdin' the fuckin' plate. 40 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:31,393 Hey, Casey's bouncin' up a bar at Harvard next week. We should go up there. 41 00:07:31,476 --> 00:07:33,603 - What are we gonna do up there? - I don't know. 42 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:37,691 We'll fuck up some smart kids. Probably fit right in. 43 00:07:40,151 --> 00:07:42,279 Ow! Fuckin' punk. 44 00:07:43,238 --> 00:07:46,616 - Oh, what's up? You still tough? - Come on! 45 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,577 Come on. Come on. That's it. 46 00:07:50,287 --> 00:07:55,375 I'd hold you forever here 47 00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:59,087 In my arms 48 00:07:59,170 --> 00:08:01,089 - Professor Lambeau? - Yes? 49 00:08:01,172 --> 00:08:04,759 I'm in your applied theories class. We're all up at the math and science building. 50 00:08:04,843 --> 00:08:08,722 Come here. It's Saturday. 51 00:08:08,805 --> 00:08:12,267 - Unless you wanna have a drink with me. - Maybe. 52 00:08:12,350 --> 00:08:14,436 We just couldn't wait until Monday to find out. 53 00:08:14,519 --> 00:08:17,397 - Find out what? - Who proved the theorem. 54 00:08:40,211 --> 00:08:44,049 This is correct. Who did this? 55 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:46,426 - Jack? - It wasn't me. 56 00:08:46,509 --> 00:08:49,179 - Nemesh? - No way. 57 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:56,019 - Come on, Joey Mac! - Billy, McNamara's up. 58 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,521 Come on, kid! 59 00:08:58,605 --> 00:09:00,815 - Joey, dig it out! Dig it out! - Another pitch! 60 00:09:00,899 --> 00:09:02,734 Bring it down, Mac! That's how to do it! 61 00:09:02,817 --> 00:09:04,486 Attaboy! Take two, Mac. 62 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:11,993 Hey, Morgan, who's the girl with the striped pants? She's got a nice ass. 63 00:09:12,077 --> 00:09:15,038 - Yeah, that's a real nice ass. - Who's the guy she's with? 64 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:18,416 That fuckin' guinea. I hate that little bitch. Will knows him. 65 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:21,127 Yeah, I do. Yeah, fuckin' Carmine Scarpaglia. 66 00:09:21,211 --> 00:09:23,380 That guy used to beat the shit out of me in kindergarten. 67 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,173 - That guy? - Yeah. 68 00:09:26,508 --> 00:09:29,094 Fuck this. Let's get some food. 69 00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:32,931 - What, Morgan, you're not gonna go talk to her? - Fuck her. 70 00:09:33,014 --> 00:09:35,767 - I could go for a Whopper. - Let's go to Kelly's. 71 00:09:35,850 --> 00:09:38,728 Morgan, I'm not goin' to Kelly's just 'cause you like the take-out girl. 72 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,605 It's 15 minutes out of our way. 73 00:09:40,689 --> 00:09:43,233 What the fuck are we gonna do? We can't spare 15 minutes? 74 00:09:45,777 --> 00:09:47,696 Double burger. 75 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:51,324 Double burger. 76 00:09:52,367 --> 00:09:54,327 Chuck, I had a double burger. 77 00:09:54,411 --> 00:09:57,539 Would you shut the fuck up? I know what you ordered. I was there. 78 00:09:57,622 --> 00:09:58,873 So give me my fuckin' sandwich. 79 00:09:58,957 --> 00:10:00,625 What do you mean, your sandwich? I bought it. 80 00:10:00,709 --> 00:10:02,502 Morgan, how much money you got on you? 81 00:10:02,585 --> 00:10:05,380 I said I'd get change when I get the snow cone. 82 00:10:05,463 --> 00:10:08,883 I said that when we pulled up. Give me my sandwich and stop bein' a prick. 83 00:10:08,967 --> 00:10:12,095 All right, give me your fuckin' 16 cents that you got on you now. 84 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:16,558 We'll put your fuckin' sandwich on layaway. Here we go. Keep it right up here for ya. 85 00:10:16,641 --> 00:10:19,269 We'll put you on a program. Every day you come in with your six cents. 86 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,979 At the end of the week, you get your sandwich. 87 00:10:21,062 --> 00:10:24,315 - Are you gonna be an asshole? - What am I, fuckin' sandwich welfare? 88 00:10:24,399 --> 00:10:26,776 I think you should establish a good line of credit. 89 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:29,654 Like how you bought your couch- payment plans. 90 00:10:29,738 --> 00:10:32,991 Remember how your mother brought in ten dollars every day for a year. 91 00:10:33,074 --> 00:10:34,951 She finally got her couch Rent-A-Center style. 92 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:38,371 - Can I have my food, please? - Here's your fuckin' double burger. 93 00:10:41,499 --> 00:10:44,961 - Hey, hold up, Chuck. Slow it down. - Who do we got? 94 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,005 - I don't know yet. - Hey, douche bag! 95 00:10:47,088 --> 00:10:49,591 Yeah, you, you skank face! 96 00:10:49,674 --> 00:10:51,593 - Shut the fuck up. - Get outta here. 97 00:10:51,676 --> 00:10:53,094 What are you worried about? 98 00:10:53,178 --> 00:10:56,181 - Come on, Will. - Why don't you lick my love stick? 99 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:59,517 We seen the guy 15 minutes ago. We should've fight him then. 100 00:10:59,601 --> 00:11:01,269 We're eatin' our snacks now. 101 00:11:01,352 --> 00:11:02,437 - Shut up, Morgan, you're goin'. - I'm not goin'. 102 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:03,396 So don't go. 103 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:07,275 - I'm not goin'. - Fuckin' go, Morgan. 104 00:11:07,358 --> 00:11:09,861 Let me tell you. If you're not out there in two fuckin' seconds... 105 00:11:09,944 --> 00:11:11,738 when I'm done with them, you're next. 106 00:11:11,821 --> 00:11:15,950 Carmine, it's me, Will. Remember? We went to kindergarten together. 107 00:11:30,215 --> 00:11:33,676 - Fuckin', let's go, man. - Step on his fuckin' head. 108 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:37,764 Smash his ass on the ground. Stomp that motherfucker. 109 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,147 - Motherfucker, die! - Hit him harder! 110 00:11:46,231 --> 00:11:49,484 - Harder! - Come on! 111 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:04,499 Will! Will, cops, Will! 112 00:12:04,582 --> 00:12:08,002 Will, cops. Let's go. Let's go. 113 00:12:09,170 --> 00:12:10,088 Easy, brother, easy. 114 00:12:10,171 --> 00:12:14,843 - Hey, fellas, thanks for comin' out. - Come here! 115 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:23,643 Fuck. 116 00:12:30,859 --> 00:12:35,238 Is it just my imagination, or has my class grown considerably? 117 00:12:36,531 --> 00:12:38,408 By no stretch of my imagination... 118 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:41,077 do I believe you've all come here to hear me lecture. 119 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:44,706 Rather, to ascertain the identity of the mystery math magician. 120 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:51,004 So without further ado, come forward, silent rogue, and receive thy prize. 121 00:13:02,098 --> 00:13:05,643 I'm sorry to disappoint my spectators, but... 122 00:13:05,727 --> 00:13:08,521 it seems there will be no unmasking here today. 123 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:12,317 However, my colleagues and I have conferred... 124 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,403 and there is a problem on the board right now... 125 00:13:15,486 --> 00:13:17,739 that took us more than two years to prove. 126 00:13:18,781 --> 00:13:22,493 So let this be said: The gauntlet has been thrown down... 127 00:13:22,577 --> 00:13:26,581 but the faculty have answered and answered with vigor. 128 00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:42,597 - Hey, when's the arraignment? - Next week. 129 00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:10,917 Sorry. 130 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,002 - What are you doing? - Sorry. 131 00:14:14,712 --> 00:14:17,006 That's people's work. You can't graffiti here. 132 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,884 - Don't you walk away from me! - Hey, fuck you! 133 00:14:19,968 --> 00:14:22,971 You're a clever one. What's your name? 134 00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:47,328 Oh, my God. 135 00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:56,004 Looks right. 136 00:15:11,436 --> 00:15:14,731 Will, how retarded do you gotta be to get fired from that job? 137 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,525 How hard is it to push a motherfuckin' broom around? 138 00:15:17,608 --> 00:15:19,610 Bitch, you got fired from pushin' a fuckin' broom. 139 00:15:19,694 --> 00:15:22,071 I got fired 'cause management was restructuring. 140 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,866 Yeah, restructuring the amount of retards they had workin' for 'em. 141 00:15:24,949 --> 00:15:26,951 Shut up. You get canned more than tuna, bitch. 142 00:15:27,035 --> 00:15:29,287 At least I got a motherfuckin' job right now, don't I? 143 00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:30,621 Yeah. 144 00:15:30,705 --> 00:15:33,791 - Why did you get fired, Will? - Management was restructuring. 145 00:15:36,377 --> 00:15:38,171 My uncle could probably get you on a demo team. 146 00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:39,505 - Can he do that? - You kiddin' me? 147 00:15:39,589 --> 00:15:41,549 I asked you yesterday if I could get a job. 148 00:15:41,632 --> 00:15:44,802 - And I told you "no" yesterday. - What's up, Casey? 149 00:15:44,886 --> 00:15:46,137 - What's up, Case? - What's up, Big Case? 150 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,100 Let's sit over here. 151 00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:02,278 This is a Harvard bar, huh? 152 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,781 I thought there'd be equations and shit on the walls. 153 00:16:06,824 --> 00:16:10,536 I will take a pitcher of the finest lager in the house. 154 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:21,631 Time out. I'm gonna have to bust a little move on them Harvard honeys down the end of the bar. 155 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:25,718 - Work some magic. - Get some potion for us. 156 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,694 - Oh, hello. - Oh, hello. 157 00:16:43,778 --> 00:16:45,988 - Hi. How are ya? - Fine. 158 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,949 - So, do you ladies- - Come here often? 159 00:16:48,032 --> 00:16:49,992 Do I come here? I come here a bit. 160 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:53,079 I'm here, you know, from time to time. 161 00:16:53,162 --> 00:16:55,623 - Do you go to school here? - Yep. 162 00:16:55,706 --> 00:17:00,962 - Yeah, that's it. I think I had a class with you. - Oh, yeah. What class? 163 00:17:01,045 --> 00:17:02,964 - History. - Maybe. 164 00:17:03,047 --> 00:17:04,966 Yes, I think that's what it was. 165 00:17:05,049 --> 00:17:08,719 You don't necessarily- may not remember me. I like it here. 166 00:17:08,803 --> 00:17:11,389 It doesn't mean 'cause I go here, I'm a genius. I am smart. 167 00:17:11,472 --> 00:17:12,807 Hey. 168 00:17:12,890 --> 00:17:14,684 - Hey, how's it goin'? How are ya? - Good. How ya doin'? 169 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,353 What class did you say that was? 170 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,355 - History. - Yeah. 171 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,984 Just history? It must have been a survey course then. 172 00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:25,069 - Yeah, it was. It was surveys. - Right. 173 00:17:25,153 --> 00:17:27,405 You should check it out. It's a good course. It'd be a good class. 174 00:17:27,488 --> 00:17:31,075 - How'd you like that course? - You know, frankly... 175 00:17:31,159 --> 00:17:34,829 - I found that class rather elementary. - Elementary. 176 00:17:34,912 --> 00:17:36,914 - I don't doubt that it was. - Yeah. 177 00:17:36,998 --> 00:17:40,001 I remember that class. 178 00:17:40,084 --> 00:17:43,504 It was just between recess and lunch. 179 00:17:43,588 --> 00:17:46,090 Clark, why don't you go away? 180 00:17:46,174 --> 00:17:48,342 - Why don't you relax? - Why don't you go away? 181 00:17:48,426 --> 00:17:51,429 - I'm just havin' fun with my new friend. - Are we gonna have a problem? 182 00:17:51,512 --> 00:17:54,056 No, no, no. There's no problem here. 183 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:57,602 I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution... 184 00:17:57,685 --> 00:18:00,855 of the market economy in the southern colonies. 185 00:18:00,938 --> 00:18:06,402 My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities- 186 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,238 especially in the southern colonies- 187 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,908 could most aptly be characterized as... 188 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,951 - agrarian precapitalist. - Let me tell you somethin'. 189 00:18:14,035 --> 00:18:16,329 Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student. 190 00:18:16,412 --> 00:18:19,957 You just got finished readin' some Marxian historian- Pete Garrison, probably- 191 00:18:20,041 --> 00:18:22,752 You're gonna be convinced of that till next month when you get to James Lemon. 192 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,880 Then you're gonna be talkin' about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania... 193 00:18:25,963 --> 00:18:29,091 were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. 194 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:32,553 That's gonna last until next year. You're gonna be regurgitatin' Gordon Wood... 195 00:18:32,637 --> 00:18:35,681 talkin' about, you know, the prerevolutionary utopia... 196 00:18:35,765 --> 00:18:38,768 and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization. 197 00:18:40,061 --> 00:18:44,482 As a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of- 198 00:18:44,565 --> 00:18:47,985 Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions... 199 00:18:48,069 --> 00:18:51,322 predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth? 200 00:18:51,405 --> 00:18:55,618 You got that from Vickers' Work in Essex County, Page 98, right? 201 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,287 I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? 202 00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:01,958 Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? 203 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:05,169 Or is that your thing? You come into a bar. You read some obscure passage. 204 00:19:05,253 --> 00:19:08,089 Then pretend- Pawn it off as your own- 205 00:19:08,172 --> 00:19:11,759 As your own idea just to impress some girls? Embarrass my friend? 206 00:19:13,135 --> 00:19:15,513 See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years... 207 00:19:15,596 --> 00:19:17,515 you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own. 208 00:19:17,598 --> 00:19:20,309 You're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. 209 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,061 Don't do that. 210 00:19:22,144 --> 00:19:25,189 And two: You dropped 150 grand on a fuckin' education... 211 00:19:25,273 --> 00:19:28,276 you could've got for $1.50 in late charges at the public library. 212 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,072 Yeah, but I will have a degree... 213 00:19:33,155 --> 00:19:36,951 and you'll be servin' my kids fries at a drive through on our way to a skiing trip. 214 00:19:38,494 --> 00:19:41,455 Maybe, but at least I won't be unoriginal. 215 00:19:42,832 --> 00:19:46,168 If you have a problem with that, we could step outside. We could figure it out. 216 00:19:47,378 --> 00:19:51,173 No, man, there's no problem. It's cool. 217 00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:52,466 - It's cool? - Yeah. 218 00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:55,511 - Cool. - Damn right, it's cool. 219 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,014 How do you like me now? 220 00:20:00,558 --> 00:20:02,435 My boy's wicked smart. 221 00:20:04,353 --> 00:20:07,273 You spend three minutes in this fuckin' place, you run into a barney, huh? 222 00:20:09,317 --> 00:20:11,193 There it is. 223 00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:13,237 - Nice to meet you. - They were fine, man. 224 00:20:13,321 --> 00:20:17,575 I was gonna close the deal, but then Chuck- Billy insulted one of 'em- 225 00:20:17,658 --> 00:20:21,412 The heavyset girl said I had a receding hairline, and I was a few pounds overweight. 226 00:20:21,495 --> 00:20:23,831 And I was, like, "Go fuck yourself." 227 00:20:24,915 --> 00:20:26,834 I swallowed a bug. 228 00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:29,962 Hi. 229 00:20:30,046 --> 00:20:33,007 - You're an idiot. - What? 230 00:20:33,090 --> 00:20:35,676 You're an idiot. I've been sitting over there for 45 minutes... 231 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,428 waiting for you to come and talk to me. 232 00:20:37,511 --> 00:20:39,805 But I'm tired now, and I have to go home. 233 00:20:39,889 --> 00:20:42,433 I couldn't sit there anymore waiting for you. 234 00:20:42,516 --> 00:20:44,477 - I'm Will. - Skylar. 235 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,479 - Skylar. - Oh, and by the way... 236 00:20:46,562 --> 00:20:49,857 that guy over there- Michael Bolton clone- 237 00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:51,901 He wasn't sitting with us, so to speak. 238 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:55,279 - I know. I kinda got that impression. - Good. Okay. 239 00:20:55,363 --> 00:20:57,323 Well, I've got to go. 240 00:20:57,406 --> 00:21:01,661 Gotta get up early and waste some more money on my overpriced education. 241 00:21:01,744 --> 00:21:03,913 - No, I didn't mean you. - That's all right. 242 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:07,625 There's my number. Maybe we can go out for coffee sometime. 243 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:11,337 All right, yeah. Maybe we could just get together and eat a bunch of caramels. 244 00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:13,339 - What do you mean? - When you think about it... 245 00:21:13,422 --> 00:21:18,260 - it's as arbitrary as drinkin' coffee. - Yeah. Okay. 246 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,388 Right, then. 247 00:21:21,472 --> 00:21:25,059 Oh, come on. You're kidding. 248 00:21:28,437 --> 00:21:29,438 Yo! 249 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,399 - Fuck you, bitch! - Fuck you. 250 00:21:31,482 --> 00:21:34,694 There goes them fuckin' barneys right now with his skiin' trip. 251 00:21:34,777 --> 00:21:37,154 - Hold up. - We should've beat that old bitch's ass. 252 00:21:44,829 --> 00:21:46,914 Do you like apples? 253 00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:50,126 - Yeah. - Yeah? 254 00:21:51,752 --> 00:21:55,297 I got her number! How do you like them apples? 255 00:22:53,397 --> 00:22:56,400 Excuse me? Is this the Buildings and Grounds office? 256 00:22:57,401 --> 00:22:59,737 Yeah. What can I do for you? 257 00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:01,864 I just need the name of a student who works here. 258 00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:04,366 - No students work for me. - Could you please check? 259 00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:06,619 I have this guy who works in my building. 260 00:23:06,702 --> 00:23:08,329 - He's about this high. - Which one is your building? 261 00:23:09,205 --> 00:23:12,166 - Two. - Two. Building two. 262 00:23:17,922 --> 00:23:20,257 - If anything was stolen, I should know. - No, it's nothing like that. 263 00:23:20,341 --> 00:23:22,551 I just need his name. 264 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:25,513 I can't give you his name unless you have a complaint. 265 00:23:25,596 --> 00:23:28,599 - This is Professor Lambeau. - And this is Professor Hayes. 266 00:23:28,682 --> 00:23:30,643 Tom, please. 267 00:23:33,395 --> 00:23:35,815 This is important. Please. 268 00:23:36,941 --> 00:23:39,193 Willy didn't show for work today. 269 00:23:40,694 --> 00:23:42,863 Got this job through his P.O. You can call him. 270 00:23:42,947 --> 00:23:46,992 - P.O.? - Yeah. Parole officer. 271 00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:52,957 Thank you. 272 00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:56,168 Asshole. 273 00:23:58,212 --> 00:24:03,551 There is a lengthy legal precedent, Your Honor, going back to 1789... 274 00:24:03,634 --> 00:24:06,720 whereby a defendant can claim self-defense against an agent of the government... 275 00:24:06,804 --> 00:24:10,182 if that act is deemed a defense against tyranny, a defense of liberty. 276 00:24:10,266 --> 00:24:15,312 Your Honor, Henry Ward Beecher in Proverbs from the Plymouth Pulpit, 1887, said- 277 00:24:15,396 --> 00:24:16,188 1887? 278 00:24:16,272 --> 00:24:18,107 - Excuse me. - This is the 20th century. 279 00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:19,191 He's gonna make a mockery. 280 00:24:19,275 --> 00:24:22,444 I am afforded the right to speak in my own defense, sir... 281 00:24:22,528 --> 00:24:24,280 by the Constitution of the United States. 282 00:24:24,363 --> 00:24:27,116 - Don't tell me about the Constitution. - This guarantees my liberty. 283 00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,702 "Liberty," in case you've forgotten, is a soul's right to breathe. 284 00:24:29,785 --> 00:24:32,288 When it cannot take a long breath, laws are girded too tight. 285 00:24:32,371 --> 00:24:34,665 - Without liberty, man is a syncope. - Man is a what? 286 00:24:34,748 --> 00:24:37,918 - Ibid., Your Honor. - Son, my turn. 287 00:24:38,002 --> 00:24:42,673 I've been sitting here for 10 minutes now lookin' over this rap sheet of yours. 288 00:24:42,756 --> 00:24:46,760 I just can't believe it. June '93, assault. 289 00:24:46,844 --> 00:24:48,929 September '93, assault. 290 00:24:49,013 --> 00:24:52,600 Grand theft auto, February of '94. 291 00:24:52,683 --> 00:24:56,896 Where, apparently, you defended yourself and had the case thrown out by citing... 292 00:24:56,979 --> 00:25:01,191 "free property rights of horse and carriage" from 1798. 293 00:25:01,275 --> 00:25:04,820 Joke. January '95, impersonating an officer. 294 00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:08,866 Mayhem, theft, resisting. All overturned. 295 00:25:08,949 --> 00:25:12,870 I'm also aware that you've been through several foster homes. 296 00:25:12,953 --> 00:25:16,874 The state removed you from three because of serious physical abuse. 297 00:25:16,957 --> 00:25:21,378 Another judge might care, but you hit a cop. You're going in. 298 00:25:21,462 --> 00:25:24,924 Motion to dismiss is denied. $50,000 bail. 299 00:25:25,007 --> 00:25:26,592 Thank you. 300 00:25:26,675 --> 00:25:28,260 Court arise. 301 00:25:30,888 --> 00:25:32,932 - Hello? - Skylar? 302 00:25:33,015 --> 00:25:35,142 - Yep. - Hey, it's Will. 303 00:25:35,225 --> 00:25:36,894 - Who? - It's Will. 304 00:25:36,977 --> 00:25:40,064 The really funny, good-looking guy you met at the bar the other night. 305 00:25:40,147 --> 00:25:43,776 I don't recall meeting anyone who matches that description. I think I'd remember. 306 00:25:43,859 --> 00:25:47,321 All right, you got me. It's the ugly, obnoxious, toothless loser... 307 00:25:47,404 --> 00:25:49,323 who got hammered and wouldn't leave you alone all night. 308 00:25:49,406 --> 00:25:52,493 Oh, Will! I remember. 309 00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:56,455 How are you? I was wondering if you'd call me. 310 00:25:56,538 --> 00:25:58,916 - Yeah, look, I was wondering- - Yo, what's up, baby? 311 00:25:58,999 --> 00:26:03,087 - Hold on one second. - What you doing? Want some of my ass? 312 00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:05,089 Herve, I remember you from juvi. 313 00:26:05,172 --> 00:26:06,757 - How you doing? - What you doing? 314 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,134 Oh, yeah, sorry about that. 315 00:26:09,218 --> 00:26:11,971 I was wonderin' maybe we could get together sometime this week. 316 00:26:12,054 --> 00:26:14,431 Sit out at a café Maybe have some caramels. 317 00:26:14,515 --> 00:26:16,016 That sounds wonderful. 318 00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:18,852 - Yeah? - Yeah, sure. Where are you? 319 00:26:18,936 --> 00:26:21,939 Actually, this is just a shot in the dark... 320 00:26:22,022 --> 00:26:26,235 but there's no chance that you're pre-law, is there? 321 00:26:30,489 --> 00:26:32,408 - Have a seat. - Thank you. 322 00:26:33,492 --> 00:26:35,411 Nice talking to ya. 323 00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:40,124 What the fuck do you want? 324 00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:43,002 I'm Gerald Lambeau. 325 00:26:43,085 --> 00:26:44,920 The professor you told to fuck himself. 326 00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:48,841 What the fuck do you want? 327 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:54,388 I've spoken to the judge, and he's agreed to release you under my supervision. 328 00:26:55,222 --> 00:26:56,890 - Really? - Yeah. 329 00:27:02,229 --> 00:27:04,815 - Under two conditions. - What are those? 330 00:27:04,898 --> 00:27:07,526 First condition is that you meet with me every week. 331 00:27:07,609 --> 00:27:10,946 - What for? - Go over the proof you're working on... 332 00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:14,408 get into some more advanced... 333 00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:18,829 combinatorial mathematics... 334 00:27:18,912 --> 00:27:20,873 finite math. 335 00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:24,960 Sounds like a real hoot. 336 00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:30,966 And the second condition is that you see a therapist. 337 00:27:35,804 --> 00:27:39,141 I'm responsible to submit reports on those meetings. 338 00:27:39,224 --> 00:27:44,271 If you fail to meet with any of those conditions, you will have to serve time. 339 00:27:44,354 --> 00:27:48,776 I'll do the math, but I'm not gonna meet with any fuckin' therapist. 340 00:27:48,859 --> 00:27:52,780 It's better than spending that time in jail, isn't it? 341 00:28:56,426 --> 00:29:00,681 I read your book, and "Mike" was havin' the same problems... 342 00:29:00,764 --> 00:29:03,016 that "Chad," the stockbroker, was havin'. 343 00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:06,103 Absolutely right. Right on the button. Good for you, Will. 344 00:29:06,186 --> 00:29:08,147 - Very nice. - Thank you. 345 00:29:08,230 --> 00:29:11,150 Will, the pressures- And I'm not judging them. 346 00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:14,069 I'm not labeling them- 347 00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:17,030 But they are destroying your potential. 348 00:29:17,114 --> 00:29:22,161 No more shenanigans. No more tomfoolery. No more ballyhoo. 349 00:29:22,244 --> 00:29:27,082 You're right. God, I know. 350 00:29:28,417 --> 00:29:31,003 You're not gonna get off that easily. Come on, Will. A bit more. 351 00:29:31,086 --> 00:29:36,091 - Well, I do do things, you know? - What kind of things? 352 00:29:36,175 --> 00:29:38,760 I do things that- I hide from people. 353 00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:44,308 - You hide, do you? - No, no. I go places. I interact. 354 00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:46,393 - Really? What sort of places? - Just certain clubs. 355 00:29:46,476 --> 00:29:48,562 More. That's nice. Yes. What sort of clubs? 356 00:29:48,645 --> 00:29:51,023 Like, like Fantasy. 357 00:29:51,106 --> 00:29:54,610 Fantasy. That's nice. A bit more. 358 00:29:54,693 --> 00:29:58,363 It's something like when you get in there, the music owns you. 359 00:29:58,447 --> 00:30:00,908 It's like that house music. It's like- 360 00:30:03,869 --> 00:30:06,330 - You start dancin'. - Boom, boom, boom. Yes. 361 00:30:06,413 --> 00:30:08,749 It's just- 362 00:30:09,458 --> 00:30:10,459 Yes. 363 00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:16,673 Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay? 364 00:30:16,757 --> 00:30:19,635 What are you talking about? What? 365 00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:22,429 Look, buddy, two seconds ago, you were ready to give me a jump. 366 00:30:22,512 --> 00:30:24,765 A jump? Are you- 367 00:30:26,141 --> 00:30:28,060 I'm terribly sorry to disappoint you. 368 00:30:28,143 --> 00:30:30,896 I don't have a problem with it. I don't care if you putt from the rough. 369 00:30:30,979 --> 00:30:34,858 What? Putting from the rough? What on earth are you talking about? 370 00:30:34,942 --> 00:30:39,446 A difficult theorem can be like a symphony. 371 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,866 It's very erotic. 372 00:30:42,950 --> 00:30:45,285 You go somewhere else. I can't handle this. 373 00:30:45,369 --> 00:30:47,537 - Wow. - Thank you, Henry. 374 00:30:48,789 --> 00:30:51,500 - Henry. - Hi, Gerry. 375 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:54,002 You know something? I can't do this pro bono work anymore. 376 00:30:54,086 --> 00:30:56,588 - It's not worth it. - What happened? 377 00:30:56,672 --> 00:30:58,590 I'm going on national television next week. 378 00:30:58,674 --> 00:31:02,177 I haven't got time to tell you, much less talk to that raving looney in there. 379 00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:03,971 An absolute lunatic, he is. 380 00:31:07,891 --> 00:31:10,560 Okay, you are in your bed, Will. 381 00:31:10,644 --> 00:31:14,273 Now, how old are you? 382 00:31:15,399 --> 00:31:17,317 Seven. 383 00:31:17,401 --> 00:31:19,319 What do you see? 384 00:31:21,154 --> 00:31:23,824 Something's in my room. 385 00:31:23,907 --> 00:31:26,493 What is it? 386 00:31:26,576 --> 00:31:31,581 It's a figure. It's hoverin' over me. 387 00:31:31,665 --> 00:31:35,210 You are in a safe place, Will. 388 00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:38,714 It's touchin' me. 389 00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:41,341 Where is it touching you? 390 00:31:41,842 --> 00:31:44,303 It's touching me down there... 391 00:31:45,887 --> 00:31:47,889 and I'm nervous. 392 00:31:47,973 --> 00:31:51,727 You don't have to be nervous, Will. 393 00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:55,647 We start dancin' and dancin'. 394 00:31:55,731 --> 00:31:57,733 It's just beautiful... 395 00:31:57,816 --> 00:31:59,651 'cause we can make... 396 00:31:59,735 --> 00:32:04,489 a lot of love before the sun goes down. 397 00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:09,328 Skyrockets in flight 398 00:32:09,411 --> 00:32:12,164 Afternoon delight 399 00:32:12,247 --> 00:32:15,709 - Hey, hey, hey Afternoon delight - Jesus. 400 00:32:15,792 --> 00:32:19,713 Skyrockets in flight Da-da-da-da 401 00:32:19,796 --> 00:32:22,758 - I'm sorry, Rich. - I have better things to do with my time. 402 00:32:23,425 --> 00:32:26,887 Hey, hey Afternoon delight Come on! One dance! 403 00:32:26,970 --> 00:32:29,848 You really hypnotized me, you know? 404 00:32:29,931 --> 00:32:32,434 - For God's sake, Will. - What? Oh, come on. He left. 405 00:32:32,517 --> 00:32:36,480 - You can't pin that on me. - I told you to cooperate with these people. 406 00:32:36,563 --> 00:32:39,441 - Look into my eyes. - Get out, Will. 407 00:32:39,524 --> 00:32:42,110 I don't need therapy. 408 00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:43,862 That's enough. Get out! 409 00:32:46,156 --> 00:32:50,327 - I called Mel Weintraub this morning to see- - What's the use? 410 00:32:50,410 --> 00:32:52,329 What do you want to do? 411 00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:58,960 - There is someone. - Who is he? 412 00:32:59,044 --> 00:33:03,757 He used to be my roommate in college. 413 00:33:07,928 --> 00:33:11,848 Trust. Very important in a relationship. 414 00:33:11,932 --> 00:33:13,892 It's also very important in a clinical situation. 415 00:33:13,975 --> 00:33:16,812 Why is trust the most important thing... 416 00:33:16,895 --> 00:33:19,523 in making a breakthrough with a client? 417 00:33:21,358 --> 00:33:25,987 Maureen, stop the oral fixation for a moment and join us. 418 00:33:29,616 --> 00:33:32,577 Because- 419 00:33:32,661 --> 00:33:35,747 Trust is- Trust is life. 420 00:33:35,831 --> 00:33:39,459 Wow. That's very deep. Thank you, Vinnie. 421 00:33:39,543 --> 00:33:42,212 Next time, get the notes from your brother. 422 00:33:42,295 --> 00:33:45,715 If a patient doesn't feel safe enough to trust you, then they won't be honest with you. 423 00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:47,968 Then there's really no point for them being in therapy. 424 00:33:48,051 --> 00:33:51,263 Hey, if they don't trust you, you're never gonna get them to sleep with you. 425 00:33:51,346 --> 00:33:55,183 That should be the goal of any good therapist. Nail 'em while they're vulnerable. 426 00:33:55,267 --> 00:33:56,977 That's my motto. 427 00:33:57,060 --> 00:33:59,604 Oh, good, everyone's back. Welcome back, everybody. 428 00:34:00,981 --> 00:34:04,776 - Hello, Sean. - Hey, Gerry. 429 00:34:08,655 --> 00:34:11,992 Ladies and gentlemen, we are in the presence of greatness. 430 00:34:12,075 --> 00:34:16,037 Professor Gerald Lambeau, Field's medal winner for combinatorial mathematics. 431 00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:18,915 - Hello. - Anyone know what the Field's medal is? 432 00:34:18,999 --> 00:34:21,793 It's a really big deal. It's like the Nobel prize for math. 433 00:34:21,877 --> 00:34:26,882 Except they only give it out once every four years. It's a great thing. 434 00:34:26,965 --> 00:34:30,093 It's an amazing honor. Okay, everybody, that's it for today. 435 00:34:30,177 --> 00:34:33,555 Thanks. We'll see you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud. 436 00:34:33,638 --> 00:34:37,017 Why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse. Thank you. 437 00:34:38,852 --> 00:34:41,521 - How are you? - It's good to see you. 438 00:34:41,605 --> 00:34:43,523 Good to see you. 439 00:34:43,607 --> 00:34:47,194 - Sean, I think I got something interesting for ya. - Yeah? 440 00:34:47,277 --> 00:34:49,821 What, you have to have blood and urine? What's up? 441 00:34:49,905 --> 00:34:52,240 Why didn't you come to the reunion? 442 00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:55,785 You know, I've been busy. 443 00:34:55,869 --> 00:34:57,787 - You were missed. - Really? 444 00:34:57,871 --> 00:35:00,832 So how long has it been since we've seen each other? 445 00:35:00,916 --> 00:35:04,169 - Before Nancy died. - Yeah, I'm sorry. 446 00:35:04,252 --> 00:35:06,922 I was in Paris. It was that damn conference. 447 00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:08,715 I got your card. It was nice. 448 00:35:14,054 --> 00:35:15,931 - Come here. - Now that's a good takedown. 449 00:35:16,014 --> 00:35:19,935 Hey, what happened? Did you get leniency or what? 450 00:35:20,018 --> 00:35:24,731 I got probation and then counseling two days a week. 451 00:35:24,814 --> 00:35:28,443 Joke. You're a smoothie. Come on, Morgan! Just submit! 452 00:35:29,486 --> 00:35:32,739 Hey, Bill, just get off him. We're gonna miss the game. 453 00:35:32,822 --> 00:35:34,824 - I've got a full schedule. I'm very busy. - Sean. 454 00:35:34,908 --> 00:35:37,911 This boy is incredible. I've never seen anything like him. 455 00:35:37,994 --> 00:35:39,621 What makes him so incredible, Gerry? 456 00:35:41,456 --> 00:35:45,502 - You ever heard of Ramanujan? - Yeah, yeah. No. 457 00:35:45,585 --> 00:35:50,298 It's a man. He lived over 100 years ago. He was Indian. 458 00:35:50,382 --> 00:35:53,301 - Dots, not feathers. - Not feathers. Yeah. 459 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:55,262 He lived in this tiny hut somewhere in India. 460 00:35:55,345 --> 00:35:57,806 He had no formal education. 461 00:35:57,889 --> 00:36:00,350 - He had no access to any scientific work. - Coffee? 462 00:36:00,433 --> 00:36:02,686 - You, sir? - Just a little. 463 00:36:02,769 --> 00:36:05,188 - But he came across this old math book... - Thanks. 464 00:36:05,272 --> 00:36:07,857 And from this simple text, he was able to extrapolate theories... 465 00:36:07,941 --> 00:36:09,818 that had baffled mathematicians for years. 466 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:12,988 Yes. Continued fractions. He wrote- 467 00:36:13,071 --> 00:36:17,200 - He mailed it to Hardy at Cambridge. - Yeah, Cambridge. Yeah. 468 00:36:17,284 --> 00:36:20,579 And Hardy immediately recognized the brilliance of his work... 469 00:36:20,662 --> 00:36:24,249 and brought him over to England, and then they worked together for years... 470 00:36:24,332 --> 00:36:26,793 creating some of the most exciting math theory ever done. 471 00:36:27,794 --> 00:36:32,173 This Ramanujan, his genius was unparalleled, Sean. 472 00:36:33,383 --> 00:36:35,010 This boy's just like that. 473 00:36:36,845 --> 00:36:40,432 But he's a bit defensive. 474 00:36:40,515 --> 00:36:42,475 I need someone who can get through to him. 475 00:36:43,810 --> 00:36:46,062 - Like me? - Yeah, like you. 476 00:36:46,146 --> 00:36:49,190 - Why? - Because you have the same kind of background. 477 00:36:49,274 --> 00:36:52,611 - What background? - You're from the same neighborhood. 478 00:36:52,694 --> 00:36:55,405 - He's from Southie? - Yeah. 479 00:36:55,488 --> 00:36:58,908 Boy genius from Southie. 480 00:36:58,992 --> 00:37:03,121 - How many shrinks you go to before me? - Five. 481 00:37:03,997 --> 00:37:07,542 - Let me guess. Barry? Henry? Not Rick? - Yeah. Yeah. 482 00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:10,712 Sean, please, just meet with him once a week. 483 00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:12,797 Please? 484 00:37:15,925 --> 00:37:19,054 It's a poker game with this kid. Don't let him know what you've got. 485 00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:22,265 He probably even read your book, if he could find it. 486 00:37:22,349 --> 00:37:24,643 It's gonna be hard for him to find. 487 00:37:24,726 --> 00:37:26,227 - Hi, Will. - Hi. 488 00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:28,188 This is Sean Maguire. Will Hunting. 489 00:37:28,271 --> 00:37:30,231 How are ya? 490 00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:36,571 - Yeah. Let's get started. - Yeah, let's do it. 491 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,740 I'm pumped. Let's let the healing begin. 492 00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:42,369 - Would you excuse us? - Yeah, please, Tom. 493 00:37:42,452 --> 00:37:45,038 You, too, Gerry. 494 00:37:45,121 --> 00:37:47,040 Yeah, of course. 495 00:37:52,462 --> 00:37:54,381 How are you? 496 00:37:56,424 --> 00:37:58,760 Where you from in Southie? 497 00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:01,721 - I like what you've done with the place. - Thanks. 498 00:38:01,805 --> 00:38:04,057 Do you buy all these books retail... 499 00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:08,228 or do you send away for, like, a "shrink kit" that comes with all these volumes included? 500 00:38:08,311 --> 00:38:10,897 - Do you like books? - Yeah. 501 00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:14,067 - Did you read any of these books? - I don't know. 502 00:38:14,150 --> 00:38:16,861 - How about any of these books? - Probably not. 503 00:38:16,945 --> 00:38:20,657 What about the ones on the top shelf? You read those? 504 00:38:20,740 --> 00:38:24,661 - Yeah, I read those. - Good for you. What do you think about 'em? 505 00:38:24,744 --> 00:38:27,580 I'm not here for a fuckin' book report. They're your books. Why don't you read 'em? 506 00:38:27,664 --> 00:38:29,457 I did. I had to. 507 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:33,044 - Must've taken you a long time. - Yeah, it did. 508 00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:44,639 United States of America.. A Complete History. Volume I. 509 00:38:55,024 --> 00:38:58,570 Jesus. If you wanna read a real history book... 510 00:38:58,653 --> 00:39:00,613 read Howard Zion's A People's History of the United States. 511 00:39:00,697 --> 00:39:02,574 That book'll fuckin' knock you on your ass. 512 00:39:02,657 --> 00:39:04,659 Better than Chomsky's Manufacturing Consent? 513 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:09,539 - Do you think that's a good book? - You fuckin' people baffle me. 514 00:39:09,622 --> 00:39:13,084 You spend all your money on these fuckin' fancy books. You surround yourselves with 'em. 515 00:39:13,168 --> 00:39:16,755 - They're the wrong fuckin' books. - What are the right fuckin' books, Will? 516 00:39:16,838 --> 00:39:21,176 - Whatever blows your hair back. - Yeah. Haven't got much hair left. 517 00:39:21,259 --> 00:39:23,845 Hey, you know you'd be better off shoving that cigarette up your ass. 518 00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:26,055 - It'd probably be healthier for you. - Yeah, I know. 519 00:39:26,139 --> 00:39:29,517 - It really gets in the way of my yoga. - You work out, huh? 520 00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:32,562 - What, you lift? - Yeah. 521 00:39:32,645 --> 00:39:35,106 - Nautilus? - No, free weights. 522 00:39:35,190 --> 00:39:36,608 - Really? Free weights, huh? - Yeah. Yeah, big time. 523 00:39:36,691 --> 00:39:37,942 - Yeah? - Just like that. 524 00:39:38,026 --> 00:39:40,528 - What do you bench? - 285. What do you bench? 525 00:39:42,822 --> 00:39:45,033 You paint that? 526 00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:46,993 Yeah. Do you paint? 527 00:39:47,076 --> 00:39:50,079 - Do you sculpt? - No. 528 00:39:50,163 --> 00:39:52,957 Do you like art? 529 00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:57,378 - Do you like music? - This is a real piece of shit. 530 00:39:57,462 --> 00:39:59,380 Oh, tell me what you really think. 531 00:39:59,464 --> 00:40:05,094 Just the linear and impressionistic mix makes a very muddled composition. 532 00:40:05,178 --> 00:40:09,390 It's also a Winslow Homer rip-off, except you got whitey rowin' the boat there. 533 00:40:09,474 --> 00:40:11,392 It's art, Monet. It wasn't very good. 534 00:40:11,476 --> 00:40:13,937 - That's not really what concerns me though. - What concerns you? 535 00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:16,439 - Just the coloring. - You know what the real bitch of it is? 536 00:40:16,523 --> 00:40:18,608 It's paint-by-number. 537 00:40:18,691 --> 00:40:21,110 Is it color-by-number? Because the colors are fascinating to me. 538 00:40:21,194 --> 00:40:22,654 - Aren't they really? - You bet. 539 00:40:22,737 --> 00:40:26,407 I think you're about one step away from cuttin' your fuckin' ear off. 540 00:40:26,491 --> 00:40:28,117 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 541 00:40:28,201 --> 00:40:31,830 Think I should move to the south of France, change my name to "Vincent"? 542 00:40:31,913 --> 00:40:33,790 You ever heard the ea yin', "any port in a storm"? 543 00:40:33,873 --> 00:40:35,250 Yeah. 544 00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:38,294 - Yeah, maybe that means you. - In what way? 545 00:40:38,378 --> 00:40:40,839 Maybe you're in the middle of a storm, a big fuckin' storm. 546 00:40:40,922 --> 00:40:41,923 Yeah, maybe. 547 00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:45,051 The sky's fallin' on your head. The waves are crashin' over your little boat. 548 00:40:45,134 --> 00:40:47,220 The oars are about to snap. 549 00:40:47,303 --> 00:40:49,264 You just piss in your pants. You're or yin' for the harbor. 550 00:40:49,347 --> 00:40:51,599 So maybe you do what you gotta do to get out. 551 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:53,977 Maybe you became a psychologist. 552 00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:57,564 Bingo. That's it. Let me do my job now. You start with me. Come on. 553 00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:03,152 - Maybe you married the wrong woman. - Maybe you should watch your mouth! 554 00:41:05,446 --> 00:41:08,408 Watch it right there, chief, all right? 555 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,501 That's it, isn't it? 556 00:41:18,585 --> 00:41:20,545 You married the wrong woman. 557 00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:26,801 What happened? What, did she leave you? 558 00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:29,929 Was she banging some other guy? 559 00:41:31,931 --> 00:41:34,684 If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will end you. 560 00:41:34,767 --> 00:41:36,853 I will fuckin' end you. 561 00:41:36,936 --> 00:41:38,813 Got that, chief? 562 00:41:40,523 --> 00:41:42,442 Time's up. 563 00:41:43,276 --> 00:41:44,819 Yeah. 564 00:41:58,124 --> 00:42:00,084 At ease, gentlemen. 565 00:42:06,174 --> 00:42:08,134 You okay? 566 00:42:13,514 --> 00:42:17,518 Look, I'll understand if you don't wanna meet with him again. 567 00:42:17,602 --> 00:42:21,314 Thursday, 4:00. Make sure the kid's here. 568 00:42:23,149 --> 00:42:26,152 Yeah. Thanks. 569 00:43:32,802 --> 00:43:34,846 You look lovely in those glasses. 570 00:43:34,929 --> 00:43:36,848 - Thank you very much. - They're just beautiful. 571 00:43:36,931 --> 00:43:40,893 - Yes, I always wanted dark blue eye shadow. - Wonderful. 572 00:43:43,479 --> 00:43:46,899 Growing up in England, I went to a very nice school. 573 00:43:46,983 --> 00:43:52,238 You know, it was kind of progressive, organic, do-it-yourself, private school. 574 00:43:52,321 --> 00:43:56,826 Then Harvard. Hopefully med school. 575 00:43:56,909 --> 00:43:58,828 I figured out, at the end... 576 00:43:58,911 --> 00:44:03,166 my brain's gonna be worth $250,000. 577 00:44:03,249 --> 00:44:05,209 That sounded horrible, didn't it? 578 00:44:07,628 --> 00:44:09,464 Bring me another mai tai! 579 00:44:09,547 --> 00:44:13,801 Nah, that's cool. I bet your parents were happy to pay. 580 00:44:13,885 --> 00:44:17,764 No, I was happy to pay. I inherited the money. 581 00:44:17,847 --> 00:44:21,225 Wow. Is Harvard gettin' all that money? 582 00:44:21,309 --> 00:44:24,353 No, Stanford. I'm going there in June when I graduate. 583 00:44:24,437 --> 00:44:28,691 All right, so you just wanted to use this sailor and then run away, huh? 584 00:44:28,775 --> 00:44:32,737 I was gonna experiment on you for anatomy class first, obviously. 585 00:44:32,820 --> 00:44:35,156 In that case, that's fine. 586 00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,992 - Hey, you wanna see my magic trick, Skylar? - Of course. 587 00:44:38,076 --> 00:44:41,245 All right. Promise to- 588 00:44:41,329 --> 00:44:43,623 All right. 589 00:44:43,706 --> 00:44:47,376 - This one's for you, Rudolph. - Wait, wait. You need my wand. 590 00:44:47,460 --> 00:44:50,296 All right, give me a hit. Thank you. All right. 591 00:44:50,379 --> 00:44:52,256 I'm gonna make all these caramels disappear. 592 00:44:52,340 --> 00:44:55,134 You ready? Ready. 593 00:44:55,218 --> 00:44:57,804 One, two, three. 594 00:44:57,887 --> 00:45:00,890 They're all gone. 595 00:45:00,973 --> 00:45:03,476 That was my- It works better when I have my rabbit. 596 00:45:03,559 --> 00:45:06,562 Well- 597 00:45:06,646 --> 00:45:09,273 I don't really date, you know, that much. 598 00:45:09,357 --> 00:45:12,151 How very unfortunate... I think for me. 599 00:45:14,362 --> 00:45:17,657 You know what I mean? I know you've been thinking about it. 600 00:45:17,740 --> 00:45:19,659 - Oh, no, I haven't. - Yes, you have. 601 00:45:19,742 --> 00:45:21,119 - No, I really haven't. - Yes, you have. 602 00:45:21,202 --> 00:45:22,745 You were hoping to get a good night kiss. 603 00:45:22,829 --> 00:45:25,623 No, you know, I tell ya, I was hopin' to get a good night lay. 604 00:45:28,126 --> 00:45:30,586 But I'll settle for a kiss, you know? 605 00:45:30,670 --> 00:45:33,464 - How very noble of you. - Thank you. 606 00:45:33,548 --> 00:45:37,051 No, I was hopin' for a kiss. 607 00:45:38,386 --> 00:45:40,847 I think we should just get it out of the way now. 608 00:45:42,682 --> 00:45:45,101 - Right now? - Yeah. 609 00:45:45,184 --> 00:45:47,103 Come on. 610 00:45:55,361 --> 00:45:58,364 I think I got some of your pickle. 611 00:46:08,875 --> 00:46:11,377 You again, huh? 612 00:46:13,296 --> 00:46:15,548 Come with me. 613 00:46:21,387 --> 00:46:25,641 So what's this? A Taster's Choice moment between guys? 614 00:46:26,934 --> 00:46:31,522 This is really nice. You got a thing for swans? Is this a fetish? 615 00:46:31,606 --> 00:46:33,941 Is it something maybe we need to devote some time to? 616 00:46:35,860 --> 00:46:39,405 Thought about what you said to me the other day. About my painting. 617 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:44,202 Stayed up half the night thinking about it. 618 00:46:45,411 --> 00:46:47,538 Something occurred to me. 619 00:46:47,622 --> 00:46:52,168 I fell into a deep, peaceful sleep and haven't thought about you since. 620 00:46:52,251 --> 00:46:55,254 - You know what occurred to me? - No. 621 00:46:55,338 --> 00:46:59,842 You're just a kid. You don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about. 622 00:46:59,926 --> 00:47:02,053 - Why, thank you. - It's all right. 623 00:47:03,095 --> 00:47:05,514 You've never been out of Boston. 624 00:47:07,683 --> 00:47:09,602 Nope. 625 00:47:09,685 --> 00:47:11,854 So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny... 626 00:47:11,938 --> 00:47:14,523 on every art book ever written. 627 00:47:14,607 --> 00:47:18,361 Michelangelo? You know a lot about him. 628 00:47:18,444 --> 00:47:22,073 Life's work, political aspirations. Him and the pope. 629 00:47:22,156 --> 00:47:24,367 Sexual orientation. The whole works, right? 630 00:47:27,036 --> 00:47:31,457 I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. 631 00:47:33,209 --> 00:47:37,630 You never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. 632 00:47:40,299 --> 00:47:42,843 Seen that. 633 00:47:42,927 --> 00:47:44,845 If I ask you about women... 634 00:47:44,929 --> 00:47:48,557 you'll probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. 635 00:47:48,641 --> 00:47:51,602 You may have even been laid a few times. 636 00:47:56,649 --> 00:47:59,902 But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman... 637 00:47:59,986 --> 00:48:02,446 and feel truly happy. 638 00:48:05,533 --> 00:48:07,493 You're a tough kid. 639 00:48:09,328 --> 00:48:13,124 I ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right? 640 00:48:13,207 --> 00:48:16,669 "Once more into the breach, dear friends." 641 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,839 But you've never been near one. 642 00:48:21,090 --> 00:48:23,801 You've never held your best friend's head in your lap... 643 00:48:23,884 --> 00:48:28,347 and watch him gasp his last breath lookin' to you for help. 644 00:48:30,266 --> 00:48:33,644 If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet... 645 00:48:35,521 --> 00:48:39,650 but you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. 646 00:48:39,734 --> 00:48:42,695 Known someone that could level you with her eyes. 647 00:48:44,113 --> 00:48:48,576 Feelin' like God put an angel on Earth just for you... 648 00:48:48,659 --> 00:48:50,870 who could rescue you from the depths of hell. 649 00:48:51,704 --> 00:48:54,248 And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel... 650 00:48:54,957 --> 00:48:58,002 to have that love for her be there forever. 651 00:48:58,085 --> 00:49:01,881 Through anything. Through cancer. 652 00:49:02,673 --> 00:49:04,925 And you wouldn't know about sleepin' sittin' up in a hospital room... 653 00:49:05,009 --> 00:49:07,094 for two months, holding her hand... 654 00:49:07,178 --> 00:49:09,096 because the doctors could see in your eyes... 655 00:49:09,180 --> 00:49:11,682 that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. 656 00:49:13,851 --> 00:49:15,978 You don't know about real loss... 657 00:49:16,062 --> 00:49:19,732 'cause that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. 658 00:49:21,192 --> 00:49:25,112 I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. 659 00:49:27,490 --> 00:49:31,660 I look at you, I don't see an intelligent, confident man. 660 00:49:34,747 --> 00:49:38,209 I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. 661 00:49:39,919 --> 00:49:43,297 But you're a genius, Will. No one denies that. 662 00:49:43,381 --> 00:49:46,926 No one could possibly understand the depths of you. 663 00:49:47,009 --> 00:49:50,054 But you presumed to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine. 664 00:49:50,137 --> 00:49:52,598 You ripped my fuckin' life apart. 665 00:49:56,602 --> 00:49:58,646 You're an orphan, right? 666 00:50:02,775 --> 00:50:06,862 Do you think I'd know the first thing about how hard your life has been- 667 00:50:06,946 --> 00:50:09,532 how you feel, who you are- 668 00:50:09,615 --> 00:50:11,742 because I read Oliver Twist? 669 00:50:13,119 --> 00:50:15,413 Does that encapsulate you? 670 00:50:17,706 --> 00:50:20,668 Personally, I don't give a shit about all that, because- 671 00:50:20,751 --> 00:50:22,878 You know what? I can't learn anything from you... 672 00:50:22,962 --> 00:50:25,423 I can't read in some fuckin' book. 673 00:50:27,258 --> 00:50:29,343 Unless you wanna talk about you... 674 00:50:29,427 --> 00:50:31,345 who you are. 675 00:50:32,805 --> 00:50:36,809 And I'm fascinated. I'm in. 676 00:50:38,853 --> 00:50:40,813 But you don't wanna do that, do you, sport? 677 00:50:44,150 --> 00:50:45,985 You're terrified of what you might say. 678 00:50:52,116 --> 00:50:54,034 Your move, chief. 679 00:52:01,685 --> 00:52:03,938 Hello? Hello? 680 00:52:04,021 --> 00:52:06,899 Hello? 681 00:52:06,982 --> 00:52:09,902 Professor Valenti, are you calling me again? 682 00:52:12,863 --> 00:52:14,740 Freak. 683 00:52:18,577 --> 00:52:21,247 - Oh, fuck. - Christ, who did you call? 684 00:52:21,330 --> 00:52:23,832 - No one. I forgot the number. - You fuckin' retarded? 685 00:52:23,916 --> 00:52:26,460 You went all the way out there in the rain, and you didn't bring the number? 686 00:52:26,544 --> 00:52:30,464 No, it was your mother's 900 number. I just ran out of quarters. 687 00:52:30,548 --> 00:52:33,092 Why don't we get of four mothers? I just got off yours. 688 00:52:33,175 --> 00:52:35,302 That's pretty funny, Morgan. 689 00:52:35,386 --> 00:52:37,846 That's a fuckin' nickel, bitch. 690 00:52:37,930 --> 00:52:40,140 - Keep antagonizing me. Watch what happens. - All right, then, Morgan. 691 00:52:40,224 --> 00:52:42,059 - Watch what happens. - All right, then, Morgan. 692 00:52:42,142 --> 00:52:44,144 Keep fuckin' with me. 693 00:52:50,317 --> 00:52:52,278 No smoking. 694 00:53:24,143 --> 00:53:26,895 What do you mean, he didn't talk? You were in there for an hour. 695 00:53:26,979 --> 00:53:30,232 He just sat there counting the seconds until the session was over. 696 00:53:30,316 --> 00:53:32,985 - Pretty impressive, actually. - Why would he do that? 697 00:53:33,068 --> 00:53:37,072 To prove to me he doesn't have to talk to me if he doesn't want to. 698 00:53:37,156 --> 00:53:41,076 What is this? Some kind of staring contest between two kids from the old neighborhood? 699 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,913 Yeah, it is, and I can't talk first. 700 00:53:44,997 --> 00:53:49,960 We know your theory, Alexander, but the boy's found a simple geometrical picture. 701 00:53:50,044 --> 00:53:53,047 - A tree structure won't work. - Look now. He's joining the two vertices. 702 00:53:53,130 --> 00:53:55,633 But I can do the sum. 703 00:53:55,716 --> 00:53:58,177 - It's how you group the terms, Alexander. - But, Gerry. 704 00:53:58,260 --> 00:54:00,179 If we do the whole thing this way, then- 705 00:54:00,262 --> 00:54:03,015 Hey, look, look. 706 00:54:03,098 --> 00:54:06,518 I wrote it down. It's simpler this way. 707 00:54:17,071 --> 00:54:19,990 Sometimes people get lucky. 708 00:54:20,074 --> 00:54:22,034 You're a brilliant man. 709 00:54:59,321 --> 00:55:01,907 You know, I was on this plane once... 710 00:55:01,990 --> 00:55:04,827 and I'm sittin' there, and... 711 00:55:04,910 --> 00:55:06,829 the captain gets on, he does his whole, you know... 712 00:55:06,912 --> 00:55:09,498 "We'll be cruisin' at 35,000 feet," but then he puts the mike down. 713 00:55:09,581 --> 00:55:12,251 He forgets to turn it off. 714 00:55:12,334 --> 00:55:14,211 So he turns to the copilot. He's, like... 715 00:55:14,294 --> 00:55:19,007 "You know, all I could use right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee." 716 00:55:19,091 --> 00:55:21,677 So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane... 717 00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:23,387 to tell him the microphone's still on. 718 00:55:23,470 --> 00:55:26,807 This guy in the back of the plane's like, "Hey, hon, don't forget the coffee." 719 00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:30,352 You ever been on a plane? 720 00:55:30,436 --> 00:55:33,439 No, but it's a fuckin' joke. It works better if I tell it in the first person. 721 00:55:33,522 --> 00:55:35,441 Yeah, it does. 722 00:55:38,610 --> 00:55:40,571 I have been laid, you know? 723 00:55:40,654 --> 00:55:42,865 Really? Good for you. 724 00:55:42,948 --> 00:55:44,908 - Big time, big time. - Big time, huh? 725 00:55:44,992 --> 00:55:48,120 I went on a date last week. 726 00:55:48,203 --> 00:55:51,165 - How'd it go? - It was good. 727 00:55:51,248 --> 00:55:53,167 - Goin' out again? - I don't know. 728 00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:54,960 - Why not? - Haven't called her. 729 00:55:55,043 --> 00:55:58,338 - Christ, you're an amateur. - I know what I'm doin'. 730 00:55:58,422 --> 00:56:02,718 Yeah. Don't worry about me. I know what I'm doin'. 731 00:56:02,801 --> 00:56:05,262 Yeah, but this girl was, like, you know, beautiful. 732 00:56:05,345 --> 00:56:09,683 She's smart. She's fun. She's different from most of the girls I've been with. 733 00:56:09,767 --> 00:56:13,604 - So call her up, Romeo. - Why? So I can realize she's not that smart? 734 00:56:13,687 --> 00:56:16,064 That she's fuckin' boring? I mean, you don't- 735 00:56:16,148 --> 00:56:19,526 This girl's, like, fuckin' perfect right now. I don't wanna ruin that. 736 00:56:19,610 --> 00:56:23,530 Maybe you're perfect right now. Maybe you don't wanna ruin that. 737 00:56:25,282 --> 00:56:27,576 But I think that's a super philosophy, Will. 738 00:56:27,659 --> 00:56:31,413 That way, you can go through your entire life without ever having to really know anybody. 739 00:56:35,834 --> 00:56:37,711 My wife used to fart when she was nervous. 740 00:56:37,795 --> 00:56:40,839 She had all sorts of wonderful idiosyncrasies. 741 00:56:40,923 --> 00:56:43,509 You know, she used to fart in her sleep. 742 00:56:43,592 --> 00:56:46,428 Just thought I'd share that with you. 743 00:56:46,512 --> 00:56:49,056 One night it was so loud, it woke the dog up. 744 00:56:52,976 --> 00:56:54,895 She woke up and gone, like, "Was that you?" 745 00:56:54,978 --> 00:56:58,148 I said, "Yeah." I didn't have the heart to tell her. Oh, God. 746 00:56:58,232 --> 00:57:00,400 - She woke herself up? - Yes. 747 00:57:05,489 --> 00:57:10,744 Oh, Christ. But, Will, she's been dead two years, and that's the shit I remember. 748 00:57:10,828 --> 00:57:14,039 It's wonderful stuff, you know? Little things like that. 749 00:57:14,122 --> 00:57:18,085 Yeah, but those are the things I miss the most. 750 00:57:18,168 --> 00:57:21,088 Those little idiosyncrasies that only I knew about. 751 00:57:21,171 --> 00:57:23,757 That's what made her my wife. 752 00:57:23,841 --> 00:57:27,135 Boy, and she had the goods on me too. She knew all my little peccadillos. 753 00:57:27,219 --> 00:57:31,682 People call these things "imperfections," but they're not. 754 00:57:31,765 --> 00:57:34,518 That's the good stuff. 755 00:57:34,601 --> 00:57:37,938 And then we get to choose who we let into our weird little worlds. 756 00:57:39,356 --> 00:57:41,233 You're not perfect, sport. 757 00:57:41,316 --> 00:57:44,027 And let me save you the suspense. 758 00:57:44,111 --> 00:57:47,364 This girl you met, she isn't perfect either. 759 00:57:47,447 --> 00:57:51,285 But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other. 760 00:57:51,368 --> 00:57:55,664 That's the whole deal. That's what intimacy is all about. 761 00:57:55,747 --> 00:57:57,666 Now you can know everything in the world, sport... 762 00:57:57,749 --> 00:58:00,836 but the only way you're findin' out that one is by givin' it a shot. 763 00:58:00,919 --> 00:58:03,630 You certainly won't learn from an old fucker like me. 764 00:58:03,714 --> 00:58:06,675 Even if I did know, I wouldn't tell a pissant like you. 765 00:58:07,467 --> 00:58:09,386 Yeah, why not? 766 00:58:09,469 --> 00:58:13,223 You told me every other fuckin' thing. Jesus Christ. 767 00:58:13,307 --> 00:58:16,059 Fuckin' talk more than any shrink I ever seen in my life. 768 00:58:16,143 --> 00:58:20,188 I teach the shit. I didn't say I knew how to do it. 769 00:58:20,272 --> 00:58:22,232 Yeah. 770 00:58:26,612 --> 00:58:30,616 - You ever think about gettin' remarried? - My wife's dead. 771 00:58:30,699 --> 00:58:33,785 - Hence the word "remarried." - She's dead. 772 00:58:36,455 --> 00:58:39,708 Yeah, well, I think that's a super philosophy, Sean. 773 00:58:39,791 --> 00:58:41,960 That way, you can actually go through the rest of your life... 774 00:58:42,044 --> 00:58:44,671 without ever really knowing anybody. 775 00:58:47,132 --> 00:58:49,301 Time's up. 776 00:59:03,815 --> 00:59:06,068 - Hold it open. - Okay. 777 00:59:06,151 --> 00:59:08,570 Thanks. 778 00:59:20,874 --> 00:59:24,628 I am happy with you 779 00:59:24,711 --> 00:59:28,715 I know I'm about to love you 780 00:59:28,799 --> 00:59:34,012 Yeah, yeah, yeah You know him 781 00:59:34,096 --> 00:59:37,474 Oh, my, you made me- 782 00:59:37,557 --> 00:59:40,852 "G" minor seventh. Saddest of all chords. 783 00:59:42,187 --> 00:59:44,106 - Hello. - Hey. 784 00:59:44,189 --> 00:59:48,443 - Where have you been? - I'm sorry. I've been really busy, and- 785 00:59:48,527 --> 00:59:51,113 - But- - Me too. 786 00:59:51,196 --> 00:59:55,117 Yeah. I thought you'd call. 787 00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,327 Yeah. 788 00:59:57,411 --> 01:00:00,747 - We had a really good time. - I had a really good time too. 789 01:00:00,831 --> 01:00:03,000 I mean, I just- 790 01:00:03,083 --> 01:00:05,210 I'm sorry, you know. I blew it. 791 01:00:05,293 --> 01:00:07,421 No. No, it's all right. 792 01:00:07,504 --> 01:00:10,632 Yeah, so, I was wonderin' if... 793 01:00:10,716 --> 01:00:12,676 if you know, you'd give me another crack at it. 794 01:00:12,759 --> 01:00:15,303 Let me take you out again. 795 01:00:15,387 --> 01:00:18,056 - I can't. - All right. 796 01:00:18,140 --> 01:00:21,518 Oh, no, I didn't mean I can't, like, ever. 797 01:00:21,601 --> 01:00:23,562 I just can't right now. 798 01:00:23,645 --> 01:00:26,648 I've got to assign the proton spectrum for "ebogamine." 799 01:00:26,732 --> 01:00:30,736 Although it sounds really, really interesting. It's actually fantastically boring. 800 01:00:30,819 --> 01:00:33,655 - All right. - Maybe some other time. 801 01:00:33,739 --> 01:00:37,784 - Like tomorrow? - Yeah, all right. 802 01:00:37,868 --> 01:00:40,287 - Okay. - Okay. 803 01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:42,748 - Bye. - Bye. 804 01:00:54,468 --> 01:00:56,970 What are you doing here? 805 01:00:57,054 --> 01:00:59,306 I couldn't wait till tomorrow. 806 01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:02,350 Where the fuck did you get this? 807 01:01:02,434 --> 01:01:04,519 I had to sleep with someone in your class. 808 01:01:04,603 --> 01:01:08,440 I hope it was the one with the open-toed sandals and the really bad breath. 809 01:01:10,317 --> 01:01:14,237 - Come on. Let's go have some fun. - No, I've got to learn this. 810 01:01:14,321 --> 01:01:16,990 You're not going into surgery tomorrow, are you? 811 01:01:17,074 --> 01:01:19,076 - No. - Let's go. 812 01:01:23,121 --> 01:01:26,625 Oh, my God! My dog is winning! 813 01:01:26,708 --> 01:01:29,002 Come on, Misty! 814 01:01:29,086 --> 01:01:31,797 Come on! Run! Look at that! Come on! 815 01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:33,799 Look, there he goes. Misty, run! Come on! 816 01:01:36,134 --> 01:01:40,347 - We won. - He totally won. 817 01:01:42,265 --> 01:01:44,518 So did you grow up around here then? 818 01:01:44,601 --> 01:01:46,812 Not far. South Boston. 819 01:01:49,397 --> 01:01:51,316 Still glowing from my win. 820 01:01:51,399 --> 01:01:53,318 Look at you. You're so happy. 821 01:01:55,112 --> 01:01:57,155 And what was that like then? 822 01:01:57,239 --> 01:02:00,867 It was normal, I guess. Nothin' special. 823 01:02:02,327 --> 01:02:04,121 Do you got lots of brothers and sisters? 824 01:02:04,204 --> 01:02:07,415 - Do I have a lot of brothers and sisters? - That's what I said. 825 01:02:07,499 --> 01:02:13,088 - Irish Catholic, what do you think? - Right. That's right. 826 01:02:13,171 --> 01:02:16,675 - How many? - You wouldn't believe me if I told you. 827 01:02:18,176 --> 01:02:21,721 - Why? Go on. What? Five? - No. 828 01:02:21,805 --> 01:02:25,058 Seven? Eight? How many? 829 01:02:25,142 --> 01:02:27,310 - I have 12 big brothers. - You do not! 830 01:02:27,394 --> 01:02:30,230 No, I swear to God. I swear to God. I'm lucky 13 right here. 831 01:02:30,313 --> 01:02:32,232 Do you know all their names? 832 01:02:32,315 --> 01:02:34,901 Do I- Yeah, they're my brothers. 833 01:02:34,985 --> 01:02:37,070 What are they called? 834 01:02:37,154 --> 01:02:41,491 Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny and Brian. 835 01:02:41,575 --> 01:02:43,994 Say it again. 836 01:02:44,077 --> 01:02:48,206 Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny and Brian. 837 01:02:49,875 --> 01:02:50,876 And Willy. 838 01:02:50,959 --> 01:02:52,252 - Willy? - Yeah. 839 01:02:52,335 --> 01:02:53,879 - Will. - Wow. 840 01:02:55,213 --> 01:02:57,716 - Do you still see all of them? - Yeah, they all live in Southie. 841 01:02:57,799 --> 01:02:59,676 - I'm livin' with three of 'em right now. - Oh, yeah? 842 01:02:59,759 --> 01:03:01,928 - Yeah. - I'd like to meet them. 843 01:03:02,012 --> 01:03:04,306 Yeah, we'll do that. 844 01:03:04,556 --> 01:03:06,975 I read your book last night. 845 01:03:07,058 --> 01:03:09,603 Oh, so you're the one. 846 01:03:09,686 --> 01:03:12,981 - Do you still counsel veterans? - No, I don't. 847 01:03:13,064 --> 01:03:15,233 - Why not? - I gave it up when my wife got sick. 848 01:03:17,819 --> 01:03:23,325 You ever wonder what your life would be like if you never met your wife? 849 01:03:23,408 --> 01:03:25,368 What? Wonder if I'd be better off without her? 850 01:03:25,452 --> 01:03:27,537 - No, no, I'm not saying, like, better off. - No. 851 01:03:27,621 --> 01:03:31,625 - I didn't mean it like that. - It's all right. It's an important question. 852 01:03:31,708 --> 01:03:33,960 'Cause you'll have bad times, but that'll always wake you up... 853 01:03:34,044 --> 01:03:36,296 to the good stuff you weren't paying attention to. 854 01:03:36,379 --> 01:03:38,965 And you don't regret meetin' your wife? 855 01:03:39,049 --> 01:03:41,718 Why? 'Cause the pain I feel now? 856 01:03:41,801 --> 01:03:46,223 I got regrets, Will, but I don't regret a single day I spent with her. 857 01:03:51,645 --> 01:03:54,397 So when did you know that she was the one for you? 858 01:03:54,481 --> 01:03:57,192 October 21, 1975. 859 01:03:57,275 --> 01:03:59,361 Jesus Christ. You know the fuckin' day? 860 01:03:59,444 --> 01:04:03,031 Oh, yeah, 'cause it was game six of the World Series... 861 01:04:03,114 --> 01:04:04,449 biggest game in Red Sox history? 862 01:04:04,532 --> 01:04:05,784 Yeah, sure. 863 01:04:05,867 --> 01:04:09,621 My friends and I had slept out all night to get tickets. 864 01:04:09,704 --> 01:04:13,166 - You got tickets? - Yep. Day of the game we're was sittin' in a bar... 865 01:04:13,250 --> 01:04:16,753 waitin' for the game to start and in walks this girl. 866 01:04:16,836 --> 01:04:20,173 It was an amazing game though. Bottom of the eighth, Carbo ties it up. 867 01:04:20,257 --> 01:04:22,384 It was 6-6. It went to 12. 868 01:04:22,467 --> 01:04:26,263 Bottom of the 12th, in stepped Carlton Fisk, old Pudge. 869 01:04:26,346 --> 01:04:28,431 Steps up to the plate. He's got that weird stance. 870 01:04:28,515 --> 01:04:32,102 - Yeah, yeah. - And then- Boom! He clocks it, you know. 871 01:04:32,185 --> 01:04:34,854 High fly ball down the left field line! 872 01:04:34,938 --> 01:04:37,482 35,000 people on their feet, yellin' at the ball. 873 01:04:37,565 --> 01:04:40,068 But that's no thin; 'cause Fisk, he's wavin' at the ball like a madman. 874 01:04:40,151 --> 01:04:42,070 - Yeah, I've seen that. - "Get over! Get over! 875 01:04:42,153 --> 01:04:43,571 - Right. - Get over!" 876 01:04:43,655 --> 01:04:48,034 Then it hits the foul pole. He goes ape-shit, and 35,000 fans- 877 01:04:48,118 --> 01:04:50,203 They charge the field, you know 878 01:04:50,287 --> 01:04:52,622 Yeah, and he's fuckin' blowin' people outta the way. 879 01:04:52,706 --> 01:04:54,833 "Get outta the way! Get outta the way!" 880 01:04:54,916 --> 01:04:57,210 I can't fuckin' believe you had tickets to that fuckin' game! 881 01:04:57,294 --> 01:05:01,214 - Did you rush the field? - No, I didn't rush the fuckin' field. I wasn't there. 882 01:05:01,298 --> 01:05:02,257 What? 883 01:05:02,340 --> 01:05:04,301 No, I was in a bar, havin' a drink with my future wife. 884 01:05:04,384 --> 01:05:08,972 You missed Pudge Fisk's home run to have a fuckin' drink with some lady you never met? 885 01:05:09,055 --> 01:05:11,266 Yeah, but you should have seen her. She was a stunner. 886 01:05:11,349 --> 01:05:13,852 - I don't care if- - Oh, no, she lit up the room. 887 01:05:13,935 --> 01:05:16,896 - I don't care if Helen of Troy walks into the room. - Oh, Helen of Troy! 888 01:05:16,980 --> 01:05:19,107 That's game six! Oh, my God, and who were these friends of yours? 889 01:05:19,190 --> 01:05:21,484 - They let you get away with that? - They had to. 890 01:05:21,568 --> 01:05:25,155 - What did you say to 'em? - I just slid my ticket across the table. 891 01:05:25,238 --> 01:05:28,325 I said, "Sorry, guys. I gotta see about a girl." 892 01:05:28,408 --> 01:05:30,577 - "I gotta go see about a girl"? - Yes! 893 01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:32,620 That's what you said? They let you get away with that? 894 01:05:32,704 --> 01:05:34,831 Oh, yeah. They saw in my eyes that I meant it. 895 01:05:34,914 --> 01:05:38,710 - You're kiddin' me? - No, I'm not kidding you, Will. 896 01:05:38,793 --> 01:05:41,463 That's why I'm not talkin' right now about some girl I saw at a bar 20 years ago... 897 01:05:41,546 --> 01:05:43,923 and how I always regretted not goin' over and talkin' to her. 898 01:05:44,007 --> 01:05:47,177 I don't regret the 18 years I was married to Nancy. 899 01:05:47,260 --> 01:05:50,305 I don't regret the six years I had to give up counseling when she got sick... 900 01:05:50,388 --> 01:05:53,099 and I don't regret the last years when she got really sick. 901 01:05:54,225 --> 01:05:56,811 And I sure as hell don't regret missin' a damn game. 902 01:05:56,895 --> 01:05:59,606 That's regret. 903 01:05:59,689 --> 01:06:01,941 Wow! 904 01:06:07,739 --> 01:06:09,616 Would have been nice to catch that game though. 905 01:06:09,699 --> 01:06:12,243 I didn't know Pudge was gonna hit a home run. 906 01:06:14,329 --> 01:06:18,375 You know, I'm very, very useful on the court. 907 01:06:18,458 --> 01:06:21,544 I'm extremely tall. 908 01:06:21,628 --> 01:06:24,506 - You're not that tall. - I dunk. 909 01:06:27,425 --> 01:06:30,595 Will I ever play in the N.B.A.? 910 01:06:30,678 --> 01:06:32,597 "It is decidedly so." 911 01:06:36,684 --> 01:06:39,354 Why do we always stay here? 912 01:06:39,437 --> 01:06:42,023 'Cause it's nicer than my place. 913 01:06:42,107 --> 01:06:44,609 Yes, but I've never seen your place. 914 01:06:44,692 --> 01:06:46,903 I know. 915 01:06:46,986 --> 01:06:49,447 When am I gonna meet your friends and your brothers? 916 01:06:49,531 --> 01:06:52,992 They don't really come down here that much. 917 01:06:53,076 --> 01:06:55,203 I think I can make it to South Boston. 918 01:06:56,621 --> 01:06:58,873 It's kind of a hike. 919 01:06:58,957 --> 01:07:03,044 Is it me you're hiding from them or the other way around? 920 01:07:03,128 --> 01:07:05,630 - All right, we'll go. - When? 921 01:07:05,713 --> 01:07:08,133 I don't know. We'll go sometime next week. 922 01:07:08,216 --> 01:07:13,638 What if I said I would not sleep with you again until you let me meet your friends? 923 01:07:19,310 --> 01:07:22,981 I'd say it's 4:30 in the mornin'. They're probably up. 924 01:07:23,064 --> 01:07:26,317 Oh, my God. Men are shameless. 925 01:07:26,401 --> 01:07:29,737 If you're not thinking with your wiener, then you're acting directly on its behalf. 926 01:07:29,821 --> 01:07:34,367 You bet. And on behalf of my wiener, can I get an advance payment? 927 01:07:34,451 --> 01:07:38,913 I don't know. Let's ask. "Outlook does not look good." 928 01:07:38,997 --> 01:07:39,956 What? 929 01:07:40,039 --> 01:07:42,584 Fuck the- Hey, Chuck. No. Nothing. Go back to sleep. 930 01:07:42,667 --> 01:07:45,920 "Outlook"? That's the same thing that told you you was gonna play in the N.B.A. 931 01:07:46,004 --> 01:07:49,174 Exactly, so look out. You'd better start buying some season tickets. 932 01:07:51,551 --> 01:07:54,929 I plan to. I'm tall. I like wearing shorts. 933 01:07:55,013 --> 01:07:57,223 Hook, hook. Dunk, dunk. 934 01:07:57,307 --> 01:08:00,101 - You're not that tall. - Yes, I am. 935 01:08:00,185 --> 01:08:01,853 Maybe I'm all about three points. 936 01:08:03,271 --> 01:08:05,523 I'm all about home runs. 937 01:08:05,607 --> 01:08:08,902 Stop mixing your sporting metaphors. 938 01:08:21,247 --> 01:08:22,165 A leprechaun's got his dick in the monkey's ass. 939 01:08:22,165 --> 01:08:22,248 A leprechaun's got his dick in the monkey's ass. 940 01:08:22,248 --> 01:08:24,959 A leprechaun's got his dick in the monkey's ass. 941 01:08:25,043 --> 01:08:28,755 Morgan comes runnin' in, goin', "I don't mind it. I don't mind-" 942 01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:34,511 I can't believe you brought Skylar here when we're fuckin' all bombed and drinkin'. 943 01:08:34,594 --> 01:08:37,096 I know, Morgan. It's a real rarity we be all drinkin'. 944 01:08:37,180 --> 01:08:40,808 My uncle Marty drinks. He'll go on a bender for six, eight months. 945 01:08:40,892 --> 01:08:43,728 Did I ever tell ya what happened to him when he was drivin' and got pulled over? 946 01:08:43,811 --> 01:08:46,105 - I told you guys, right? - Marty, yeah. 947 01:08:46,189 --> 01:08:49,776 Let me tell ya what happened to my uncle Marty, because you oughta know this. 948 01:08:49,859 --> 01:08:53,196 He's always tellin' stories. Every time we come here he's got another story. 949 01:08:53,279 --> 01:08:57,283 But we all heard this one. Go ahead. Say it anyway. 950 01:08:57,367 --> 01:09:02,497 I will go ahead. Thanks a lot. Guess I have the floor now. 951 01:09:02,580 --> 01:09:05,208 My uncle Marty's drivin' home, right? 952 01:09:05,291 --> 01:09:10,046 Bombed out of his tree, right? Just hammered out of his gourd. Just wrecked. 953 01:09:10,129 --> 01:09:14,259 This state trooper sees him, pulls him over. So my uncle's fucked basically. 954 01:09:14,342 --> 01:09:16,553 Got him out of the car, tr yin' to make him walk the line. 955 01:09:16,636 --> 01:09:20,473 He gets out of the car, pukes, and the statie's pretty sure he's over the legal limit. 956 01:09:20,557 --> 01:09:24,352 So he's about to throw the cuffs on him and put him in jail. 957 01:09:24,435 --> 01:09:28,523 All of a sudden, 50 yards down the road, there's this huge fuckin' boom. 958 01:09:28,606 --> 01:09:32,068 - Statie gets real spooked. He turns around- - A gunshot? 959 01:09:32,151 --> 01:09:35,113 No. You heard this story before. 960 01:09:35,196 --> 01:09:37,115 Yeah, Morgan, stop. Stop. 961 01:09:37,198 --> 01:09:40,493 Some other guy's car had hit a tree. There was an accident. 962 01:09:40,577 --> 01:09:42,537 Anyway- 963 01:09:42,620 --> 01:09:44,706 - How could he hear- - Shut the fuck up! 964 01:09:44,789 --> 01:09:47,750 - You're drivin' him nuts. - I'm gonna break your neck. Shut up! 965 01:09:47,834 --> 01:09:49,794 He told you the story once before. 966 01:09:49,877 --> 01:09:52,547 So he tells my uncle, "Stay here. Don't move." 967 01:09:52,630 --> 01:09:56,551 Statie goes runnin' down the road to deal with the other accident. 968 01:09:56,634 --> 01:10:00,555 After a few minutes of just lyin' in his own piss and vomit... 969 01:10:00,638 --> 01:10:02,640 my uncle starts wonderin' what he's doin' there. 970 01:10:02,724 --> 01:10:05,226 Gets up, gets in his car and just drives home. 971 01:10:05,310 --> 01:10:08,313 The next mornin' my uncle's just passed out. 972 01:10:08,396 --> 01:10:10,648 He hears this knockin' at the door. 973 01:10:10,732 --> 01:10:13,651 So he goes downstairs, pulls the door open- "What?" 974 01:10:13,735 --> 01:10:15,695 It's the state trooper that pulled him over. 975 01:10:15,778 --> 01:10:17,697 Statie says, "Fuck you mean, 'What?' 976 01:10:17,780 --> 01:10:21,284 You know what. I pulled you over last night is what, and you took off." 977 01:10:21,367 --> 01:10:23,911 He's like, "I never seen you before in my life. 978 01:10:23,995 --> 01:10:26,706 I've been home all night with my kids. I don't know who the fuck you are." 979 01:10:26,789 --> 01:10:30,084 He's like, "You know who I am. Let me in your garage." 980 01:10:30,168 --> 01:10:32,503 My uncle's like, "What?" He said, "You heard me. Let me in your garage." 981 01:10:32,587 --> 01:10:35,256 He was like, "All right. Fine." Takes him out to the garage, opens the door. 982 01:10:35,340 --> 01:10:40,511 And there's- The statie's police cruiser is in my uncle's garage. 983 01:10:40,595 --> 01:10:43,097 He was so fuckin'- 984 01:10:43,181 --> 01:10:45,600 He was so fuckin' hammered he drove the wrong car home. 985 01:10:45,683 --> 01:10:49,437 The best part about it is, the fuckin' state trooper... 986 01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:51,939 was so embarrassed he didn't do anything. 987 01:10:52,023 --> 01:10:55,360 He'd been drivin' around all night in my uncle's Chevelle, lookin' for the house. 988 01:10:55,443 --> 01:10:59,447 All right, Chuck, what the fuck is the point of your story? 989 01:10:59,530 --> 01:11:01,783 He got away. That's the point. 990 01:11:01,866 --> 01:11:04,994 - Question- - Come on. Stop. 991 01:11:05,078 --> 01:11:07,872 - I'm tr yin' to clarify somethin'. - You're embarrassing. 992 01:11:07,955 --> 01:11:10,458 - It doesn't make any sense. - It does make sense... 993 01:11:10,541 --> 01:11:12,460 if you listen to the story and quit askin' questions. 994 01:11:12,543 --> 01:11:15,880 Morgan, let's see if you can get this one. I've got a little story for you. 995 01:11:15,963 --> 01:11:20,677 All right, there's an old couple in bed, Mary and Paddie. 996 01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:26,307 They wake up on the morning of their 50th anniversary. 997 01:11:26,391 --> 01:11:29,519 Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddie. 998 01:11:29,602 --> 01:11:31,646 She's like, "Oh, Jesus, Paddie. 999 01:11:31,729 --> 01:11:33,981 You're such a good-looking feller. I love ya. 1000 01:11:34,065 --> 01:11:36,442 I want to give ya a little present. 1001 01:11:36,526 --> 01:11:39,487 Anything your little heart desires, I'm goin' to give it to ya. 1002 01:11:39,570 --> 01:11:41,447 What would ya like?" 1003 01:11:41,531 --> 01:11:46,202 Paddie's like, "Oh, gee, Mary. That's a very sweet offer. 1004 01:11:46,285 --> 01:11:51,207 Now, in 50 years, there's one thing that's been missing... 1005 01:11:51,290 --> 01:11:55,044 and I would like you to give me a blow job. 1006 01:11:55,128 --> 01:11:58,798 I would like one." Mary's like, "All right." 1007 01:11:58,881 --> 01:12:03,344 She takes her teeth out, puts 'em in the glass. She gives him a blow job. 1008 01:12:03,428 --> 01:12:07,348 Afterwards, Paddie's like, "Yeah, geez, now that's what I've been missin'. 1009 01:12:07,432 --> 01:12:11,310 That was the most beautiful, earth-shattering thing ever! 1010 01:12:11,394 --> 01:12:13,688 Beautiful, Mary! I love ya! 1011 01:12:13,771 --> 01:12:16,691 Is there anything that I can do for you?" 1012 01:12:16,774 --> 01:12:21,404 Mary looks up to him and she goes, "Give us a kiss." 1013 01:12:21,487 --> 01:12:23,781 Oh, my God! 1014 01:12:23,865 --> 01:12:27,285 - That's filthy. - It's not that filthy. I've heard filthier. 1015 01:12:31,664 --> 01:12:35,668 - Get off of me! - All right. See you guys later. 1016 01:12:35,752 --> 01:12:37,670 All right. Take it easy, Bill. 1017 01:12:39,088 --> 01:12:41,549 So, Skylar, thanks for comin' by. 1018 01:12:41,632 --> 01:12:43,551 Changed my opinion of Harvard people. 1019 01:12:43,634 --> 01:12:47,096 You don't want to rush to judgment on that one, 'cause they're not all like me. 1020 01:12:47,180 --> 01:12:49,891 I'm sure. It was nice to meet ya. 1021 01:12:49,974 --> 01:12:52,643 Take it easy. Slowly back away. 1022 01:12:52,727 --> 01:12:56,814 - Oh, come on. Brother. - I don't know what you're doin', dude. 1023 01:12:56,898 --> 01:12:59,567 - You're givin' us a ride. - What the fuck do I look like to you? 1024 01:12:59,650 --> 01:13:03,070 - Come on, Chuck. - You're walkin', bitch. Will's takin' the car. 1025 01:13:03,154 --> 01:13:06,365 All right, thanks, sucker. I appreciate it. 1026 01:13:06,449 --> 01:13:09,327 I don't know what you're gettin' all serious about. 1027 01:13:09,410 --> 01:13:13,289 - You're droppin' me off first. - It's really out of the way. 1028 01:13:13,372 --> 01:13:16,250 Oh, okay. Just 'cause you don't have to sleep in your one-room palace tonight... 1029 01:13:16,334 --> 01:13:18,252 don't start thinkin' you're bad. 1030 01:13:18,336 --> 01:13:20,588 Hey, wait a minute. You said we were gonna see your place. 1031 01:13:20,671 --> 01:13:23,800 - Not tonight. - Oh, no, not tonight. Not any other night. 1032 01:13:23,883 --> 01:13:27,470 He knows once you see that shit-hole, he's gettin' dropped like a bad habit. 1033 01:13:27,553 --> 01:13:29,597 But I wanted to meet your brothers. 1034 01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:32,099 We're gonna do that another time. 1035 01:13:32,183 --> 01:13:34,101 All right. 1036 01:13:35,978 --> 01:13:38,272 Need them keys. 1037 01:13:38,356 --> 01:13:42,401 The stewardess hears this, and goes haulin' ass down the aisle. 1038 01:13:42,485 --> 01:13:45,780 I yell, "Don't forget the coffee." 1039 01:13:45,863 --> 01:13:47,907 Bullshit! You didn't say that. 1040 01:13:47,990 --> 01:13:50,368 For Christ's sake, Marty, it's a joke. 1041 01:13:50,451 --> 01:13:52,620 - I know someone that actually happened to. - A joke. 1042 01:13:52,703 --> 01:13:54,288 - Gerry. - Hi. 1043 01:13:54,372 --> 01:13:56,290 - Have trouble findin' the place? - No, I took a cab. 1044 01:13:56,374 --> 01:14:00,253 Timmy, this is Gerry. We went to college together. 1045 01:14:00,336 --> 01:14:02,463 How you doin'? Nice to meet ya. 1046 01:14:02,547 --> 01:14:04,465 - Pleased to meet you. - Can I get you a beer? 1047 01:14:04,549 --> 01:14:07,009 No, just a Perrier. 1048 01:14:07,093 --> 01:14:09,011 That's French for club soda. 1049 01:14:09,095 --> 01:14:11,681 - Club soda, yeah. - Couple of sandwiches too. 1050 01:14:11,764 --> 01:14:13,683 - Sure. - Put it on my tab. 1051 01:14:13,766 --> 01:14:16,018 You ever plannin' on pa yin' your tab? 1052 01:14:16,102 --> 01:14:18,312 Yeah, chief, got the winning lottery ticket right here. 1053 01:14:18,396 --> 01:14:20,022 - What's the jackpot? - Twelve million. 1054 01:14:20,106 --> 01:14:23,734 - I don't think that'll cover it. - It'll cover your sex change operation. 1055 01:14:28,239 --> 01:14:30,575 - Nuts? - No, thank you. 1056 01:14:34,662 --> 01:14:37,748 So, you wanted to talk about Will. 1057 01:14:37,832 --> 01:14:41,711 - It seems to be going well. - I think so. 1058 01:14:43,087 --> 01:14:45,923 Have you talked to him at all about his future? 1059 01:14:46,007 --> 01:14:49,677 No, we haven't gotten into that yet. We're still bangin' away at the past. 1060 01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:53,306 Maybe you should. My phone's been ringing off the hook with job offers. 1061 01:14:53,389 --> 01:14:57,268 - What kind? - Cutting edge mathematics, think tanks. 1062 01:14:57,351 --> 01:15:00,688 The kind of place where a mind like Will's is given free rein. 1063 01:15:00,771 --> 01:15:05,443 That's great that there are offers, but I don't really think he's ready for that. 1064 01:15:10,156 --> 01:15:12,325 I'm not sure you understand, Sean. 1065 01:15:12,408 --> 01:15:15,161 - What don't I understand? - Here you go, guys. 1066 01:15:15,244 --> 01:15:18,456 - Thanks, Tim. - Yeah, thank you. 1067 01:15:18,539 --> 01:15:20,833 Just so you don't get sticky fingers. 1068 01:15:20,917 --> 01:15:23,377 Tim, can you help us? 1069 01:15:23,461 --> 01:15:25,922 We're tr yin' to settle a bet. 1070 01:15:27,423 --> 01:15:30,843 - Ever heard of Jonas Salk? - Sure. Cured polio. 1071 01:15:30,927 --> 01:15:33,638 - Ever heard of Albert Einstein? - Hey. 1072 01:15:35,890 --> 01:15:39,101 How about Gerald Lambeau? Ever heard of him? 1073 01:15:39,185 --> 01:15:42,897 - No. - Thank you, Tim. 1074 01:15:42,980 --> 01:15:44,941 - So who won the bet? - I did. 1075 01:15:48,361 --> 01:15:51,405 This isn't about me, Sean. 1076 01:15:51,489 --> 01:15:54,325 I'm nothing compared to this young man. 1077 01:15:57,828 --> 01:15:59,747 You ever hear of Gerald Lambeau? 1078 01:15:59,830 --> 01:16:04,502 In 1905, there were hundreds of professors renowned for their study of the universe. 1079 01:16:04,585 --> 01:16:09,090 But it was a 26-year-old Swiss patent clerk... 1080 01:16:09,173 --> 01:16:11,801 doing physics in his spare time, who changed the world. 1081 01:16:11,884 --> 01:16:13,803 Can you imagine if Einstein would have given that up... 1082 01:16:13,886 --> 01:16:16,389 just to get drunk with his buddies in Vienna every night? 1083 01:16:16,472 --> 01:16:19,100 We all would have lost something. 1084 01:16:19,183 --> 01:16:21,185 Tim would never have heard of him. 1085 01:16:21,268 --> 01:16:24,355 - Pretty dramatic, Gerry. - No, it isn't, Sean. 1086 01:16:24,438 --> 01:16:27,024 This boy has that gift. 1087 01:16:27,108 --> 01:16:29,568 He just hasn't got the direction, but we can give that to him. 1088 01:16:29,652 --> 01:16:34,949 Hey, Gerry, in the 1960s, there was a young man graduated from University of Michigan. 1089 01:16:35,032 --> 01:16:38,285 Did some brilliant work in mathematics. 1090 01:16:38,369 --> 01:16:40,788 Specifically, bounded harmonic functions. 1091 01:16:40,871 --> 01:16:43,958 Then he went on to Berkeley. He was assistant professor. Showed amazing potential. 1092 01:16:44,041 --> 01:16:46,919 Then he moved to Montana, and he blew the competition away. 1093 01:16:47,003 --> 01:16:49,922 - Yeah, so who was he? - Ted Kaczynski. 1094 01:16:50,006 --> 01:16:51,882 Haven't heard of him. 1095 01:16:51,966 --> 01:16:53,884 - Hey, Timmy! - Yo! 1096 01:16:53,968 --> 01:16:56,721 - Who's Ted Kaczynski? - Unabomber. 1097 01:16:59,682 --> 01:17:01,726 That's exactly what I'm talking about. 1098 01:17:01,809 --> 01:17:03,728 - We gotta give this kid direction. - Yeah- 1099 01:17:03,811 --> 01:17:06,147 He can contribute to the world, and we can help him do that. 1100 01:17:06,230 --> 01:17:08,274 Direction's one thing. Manipulation's another. 1101 01:17:08,357 --> 01:17:10,317 - Sean- - We have to let him find- 1102 01:17:10,401 --> 01:17:14,030 I'm not sitting at home every night twisting my mustache and hatching a plan... 1103 01:17:14,113 --> 01:17:16,073 to ruin this boy's life! 1104 01:17:16,157 --> 01:17:18,534 I was doing advanced mathematics when I was 18... 1105 01:17:18,617 --> 01:17:21,078 and it still took me over 20 years to do something worthy of a Field's medal. 1106 01:17:21,162 --> 01:17:23,581 Maybe he doesn't want what you want. 1107 01:17:23,664 --> 01:17:26,417 There's more to life than a fuckin' Field's medal. 1108 01:17:26,500 --> 01:17:30,421 This is too important, Sean, and it's above personal rivalry. 1109 01:17:30,504 --> 01:17:32,923 Wait a minute. Let's talk about the boy. 1110 01:17:33,007 --> 01:17:35,718 Why don't we give him time to figure out what he wants? 1111 01:17:35,801 --> 01:17:39,055 That's a wonderful theory, Sean. It worked wonders for you, didn't it? 1112 01:17:39,138 --> 01:17:41,766 Yeah, it did, you arrogant fuckin' prick! 1113 01:17:43,184 --> 01:17:46,604 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I came here today. 1114 01:17:46,687 --> 01:17:48,814 I came here out of courtesy. I wanted to keep you in the loop. 1115 01:17:48,898 --> 01:17:51,025 Nice to be in the loop. 1116 01:17:51,108 --> 01:17:54,612 The boy's in a meeting right now I set up for him over at McNeil. 1117 01:17:54,862 --> 01:17:59,200 Will, I'm not exactly sure what you mean. 1118 01:17:59,283 --> 01:18:01,660 We've already offered you a position. 1119 01:18:01,744 --> 01:18:03,746 Nobody in this town works without a retainer, guys. 1120 01:18:03,829 --> 01:18:07,083 You think you can find somebody who does, you have my blessin'. 1121 01:18:07,166 --> 01:18:10,419 But I think we all know that person is not gonna represent you as well as I can. 1122 01:18:10,503 --> 01:18:13,631 Will, our offer is $84,000 a year. 1123 01:18:13,714 --> 01:18:18,427 Retainer! Retainer. 1124 01:18:18,511 --> 01:18:21,263 You want us to give you cash right now? 1125 01:18:21,347 --> 01:18:25,392 Whoa-ho-ho. Easy- Now, I didn't say that. 1126 01:18:25,476 --> 01:18:30,731 Allegedly, your situation, for you... 1127 01:18:30,815 --> 01:18:34,610 would be concurrently improved if I had... 1128 01:18:34,693 --> 01:18:37,363 $200 in my back pocket right now. 1129 01:18:37,446 --> 01:18:42,451 I don't think I can- Larry? 1130 01:18:42,535 --> 01:18:46,705 - I've got $73. - Will you take a check? 1131 01:18:48,332 --> 01:18:51,585 Let me tell you somethin'. You're suspect. 1132 01:18:51,669 --> 01:18:56,966 Yeah, you. I don't know what your reputation is in this town... 1133 01:18:57,049 --> 01:18:59,760 but after the shit you tried to pull today... 1134 01:18:59,844 --> 01:19:02,429 you can bet I'll be lookin' into you. 1135 01:19:02,513 --> 01:19:07,434 Now, any business we have heretofore... 1136 01:19:07,518 --> 01:19:10,187 you can speak with my aforementioned attorney. 1137 01:19:11,397 --> 01:19:13,566 Good day, gentlemen. 1138 01:19:13,649 --> 01:19:17,361 And until that day comes, keep your ear to the grindstone. 1139 01:19:31,709 --> 01:19:33,627 - How's it goin'? - Fine. 1140 01:19:33,711 --> 01:19:35,754 Yeah. 1141 01:19:35,838 --> 01:19:37,756 Good. 1142 01:19:38,841 --> 01:19:41,468 - Want some help? - No! 1143 01:19:41,552 --> 01:19:44,722 Come on. Give me one little peek, and we'll go to the batting cages. 1144 01:19:44,805 --> 01:19:46,974 No. 1145 01:19:47,057 --> 01:19:50,728 It is actually important that I learn this. 1146 01:19:50,811 --> 01:19:54,565 - It's really important... to me, okay? - All right. 1147 01:19:54,648 --> 01:19:59,570 - Why don't we just hang out here all day? - Yes, why don't we? 1148 01:20:01,947 --> 01:20:05,618 All right, Mr. Nosey Parker. 1149 01:20:05,701 --> 01:20:08,662 Seeing as you're intent on breaking my balls... 1150 01:20:10,539 --> 01:20:14,126 - let me ask you a question. - All right. 1151 01:20:14,210 --> 01:20:16,128 Do you have a photographic memory? 1152 01:20:18,339 --> 01:20:22,218 I don't know. I just kind of remember. How do you remember your phone number? 1153 01:20:22,301 --> 01:20:24,220 You just do. 1154 01:20:24,303 --> 01:20:27,181 - Have you studied organic chemistry? - A little bit. 1155 01:20:27,264 --> 01:20:30,184 - Oh, just for fun? - Yeah, for kicks. 1156 01:20:30,267 --> 01:20:32,811 Yeah, it's so much fun studying organic chemistry. 1157 01:20:32,895 --> 01:20:35,522 Are you mad? 1158 01:20:35,606 --> 01:20:38,108 Have you completely lost your mind? 1159 01:20:38,192 --> 01:20:42,780 Nobody studies it for fun. It's not a necessity, especially for someone like you. 1160 01:20:42,863 --> 01:20:45,324 - Someone like me? - Yeah. 1161 01:20:45,407 --> 01:20:49,662 Someone who divides their time, fairly evenly, between batting cages and bars. 1162 01:20:49,745 --> 01:20:54,250 I would hardly say it was a necessity. 1163 01:20:54,333 --> 01:20:57,127 You know, there are very smart people here at Harvard. 1164 01:20:57,211 --> 01:21:01,173 Even they have to study, because this is really hard. 1165 01:21:01,257 --> 01:21:06,929 And yet... you do it so easily. I don't understand. 1166 01:21:07,012 --> 01:21:09,056 I don't understand how your mind works. 1167 01:21:09,139 --> 01:21:11,392 - Do you play the piano? - I want to talk about this. 1168 01:21:11,475 --> 01:21:13,602 No, I'm trying to explain it to you. Do you play the piano? 1169 01:21:13,686 --> 01:21:18,232 - Yeah, a bit. - So when you look at a piano, you see Mozart. 1170 01:21:18,315 --> 01:21:21,902 - I see "Chopsticks." - All right, Beethoven, okay? 1171 01:21:21,986 --> 01:21:25,739 He looked at a piano, and it just made sense to him. He could just play. 1172 01:21:25,823 --> 01:21:28,242 - So what are you saying? You play the piano? - Not a lick. 1173 01:21:28,325 --> 01:21:32,162 I look at a piano, I see a bunch of keys, three pedals and a box of wood. 1174 01:21:32,246 --> 01:21:37,042 But Beethoven, Mozart- They saw it. They could just play. 1175 01:21:37,126 --> 01:21:41,088 I couldn't paint you a picture. I probably can't hit the ball out of Fenway. 1176 01:21:41,171 --> 01:21:42,673 And I can't play the piano. 1177 01:21:42,756 --> 01:21:45,259 But you can do my O-chem paper in under an hour. 1178 01:21:46,677 --> 01:21:50,681 Right. When it came to stuff like that, I could always just play. 1179 01:21:53,559 --> 01:21:55,519 That's the best I can explain it. 1180 01:21:56,645 --> 01:21:59,606 Come here. I have to tell you something. 1181 01:21:59,690 --> 01:22:01,191 I have to tell you something. 1182 01:22:02,526 --> 01:22:04,445 Well- 1183 01:22:18,959 --> 01:22:23,630 - It's not fair. - What's not fair? What? 1184 01:22:23,714 --> 01:22:26,800 I've been here for four years... 1185 01:22:26,884 --> 01:22:28,802 and I've only just found you. 1186 01:22:30,387 --> 01:22:32,723 Well, you found me. 1187 01:22:44,568 --> 01:22:48,405 - Are you awake? - No. 1188 01:22:49,656 --> 01:22:51,867 Yes, you are. 1189 01:22:54,912 --> 01:22:57,748 Will, come to California with me. 1190 01:22:59,416 --> 01:23:01,335 What? 1191 01:23:03,337 --> 01:23:06,465 I want you to come to California with me. 1192 01:23:11,220 --> 01:23:15,974 - You sure about that? - Oh, yeah. 1193 01:23:16,058 --> 01:23:19,144 Yeah, but how do you know? 1194 01:23:19,228 --> 01:23:23,357 I don't know. I just know. 1195 01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:26,193 Yeah, but how do you know? 1196 01:23:26,276 --> 01:23:30,447 I know because I feel it. 1197 01:23:30,531 --> 01:23:34,284 - Because that's a really serious thing you're saying. - I know. 1198 01:23:34,368 --> 01:23:36,829 You could be in California next week... 1199 01:23:36,912 --> 01:23:40,082 and you might find out something about me you don't like. 1200 01:23:40,165 --> 01:23:42,209 Maybe you wish you hadn't said that... 1201 01:23:42,292 --> 01:23:44,670 but you know it's such a serious thing you can't take it back. 1202 01:23:44,753 --> 01:23:47,881 Now I'm stuck in California with someone that doesn't really want to be with me... 1203 01:23:47,965 --> 01:23:52,511 - just wish they had a take-back. - A what? What's a take-back? 1204 01:23:52,594 --> 01:23:58,392 I don't want a take-back. I just want you to come to California with me. 1205 01:23:58,475 --> 01:24:02,271 I can't go to California with you, so- 1206 01:24:03,313 --> 01:24:05,232 Why not? 1207 01:24:05,315 --> 01:24:09,445 One, because I got a job here. 1208 01:24:09,528 --> 01:24:11,488 And, two, because I live here. 1209 01:24:12,865 --> 01:24:16,285 Look, if you don't love me, you should just tell me. 1210 01:24:16,368 --> 01:24:19,371 I'm not ea yin' I don't love you. 1211 01:24:19,455 --> 01:24:24,626 Then why? Why won't you come? What are you so scared of? 1212 01:24:24,710 --> 01:24:27,588 What am I so scared of? 1213 01:24:27,671 --> 01:24:30,424 What aren't you scared of? 1214 01:24:30,507 --> 01:24:33,469 You live in this safe little world where no one challenges you- 1215 01:24:33,552 --> 01:24:37,431 Don't tell me about my world. Don't tell me about my world. 1216 01:24:37,514 --> 01:24:40,100 You just want to have your little fling with the guy from the other side of town. 1217 01:24:40,184 --> 01:24:42,978 Then you're gonna go off to Stanford. You're gonna marry some rich prick... 1218 01:24:43,061 --> 01:24:44,980 who your parents will approve of... 1219 01:24:45,063 --> 01:24:47,065 and just sit around with the other trust fund babies... 1220 01:24:47,149 --> 01:24:49,109 and talk about how you went slummin', too, once. 1221 01:24:49,193 --> 01:24:54,406 Why are you saying this? What is your obsession with this money? 1222 01:24:54,490 --> 01:24:58,994 My father died when I was 13, and I inherited this money. 1223 01:24:59,077 --> 01:25:04,458 You don't think every day I wake up, and I wish I could give it back? 1224 01:25:04,541 --> 01:25:08,212 That I would give it back in a second, if it meant I could have one more day with him. 1225 01:25:08,295 --> 01:25:11,673 But I can't, and that's my life, and I deal with it. 1226 01:25:11,757 --> 01:25:14,968 So don't put your shit on me when you're the one that's afraid. 1227 01:25:15,052 --> 01:25:17,638 I'm afraid? What am I afraid of? What the fuck am I afraid of? 1228 01:25:17,721 --> 01:25:20,224 You're afraid of me. You're afraid that I won't love you back. 1229 01:25:20,307 --> 01:25:22,476 You know what? I'm afraid too. 1230 01:25:22,559 --> 01:25:25,687 But fuck it, I want to give it a shot. At least I'm honest with you. 1231 01:25:25,771 --> 01:25:29,608 - I'm not honest with you? - No, what about your 12 brothers? 1232 01:25:29,691 --> 01:25:31,985 All right. 1233 01:25:32,069 --> 01:25:34,196 No, you're not going. You're not leaving. 1234 01:25:34,279 --> 01:25:35,447 What do you want to know? 1235 01:25:35,531 --> 01:25:38,408 That I don't have 12 brothers? That I'm a fuckin' orphan? 1236 01:25:38,492 --> 01:25:40,536 - You don't want to hear that. - I didn't know that. 1237 01:25:40,619 --> 01:25:43,830 You don't want to hear I got fuckin' cigarettes put out on me when I was little. 1238 01:25:43,914 --> 01:25:46,291 - I didn't know that. - That this isn't fuckin' surgery. 1239 01:25:46,375 --> 01:25:49,336 The motherfucker stabbed me. You don't want to hear that shit, Skylar! 1240 01:25:49,419 --> 01:25:51,672 - I do want to hear that. - Don't tell me you want to hear that shit! 1241 01:25:51,755 --> 01:25:54,925 - I want to help you. - Help me? What the fuck? 1242 01:25:55,008 --> 01:25:57,761 What do I got, a fuckin' sign on my back that says, "Save me"? 1243 01:25:57,844 --> 01:25:59,763 - No. - Do I look like I need that? 1244 01:25:59,846 --> 01:26:01,848 - No, I just want to be with you- - Don't bullshit me! 1245 01:26:01,932 --> 01:26:05,936 - I love you. - Don't bullshit me! Don't you fuckin' bullshit me! 1246 01:26:06,019 --> 01:26:08,939 I love you. 1247 01:26:09,022 --> 01:26:14,027 I want to hear you say that you don't love me. 1248 01:26:14,111 --> 01:26:16,238 Because if you say that... 1249 01:26:18,282 --> 01:26:21,702 then I won't call you... 1250 01:26:21,785 --> 01:26:24,079 and I won't be in your life. 1251 01:26:29,710 --> 01:26:32,462 I don't love you. 1252 01:27:14,171 --> 01:27:17,591 Most people never get to see how brilliant they can be. 1253 01:27:17,674 --> 01:27:20,427 They don't find teachers who believe in them. 1254 01:27:20,510 --> 01:27:22,429 They get convinced they're stupid. 1255 01:27:24,181 --> 01:27:27,142 I hope you appreciate what he's doing... 1256 01:27:27,225 --> 01:27:31,772 because I've seen how much he enjoys working with you, not against you. 1257 01:27:36,818 --> 01:27:39,446 Hello, Will. 1258 01:27:39,529 --> 01:27:41,782 Tom, can you get us some coffee? 1259 01:27:41,865 --> 01:27:43,825 Sure. 1260 01:27:47,371 --> 01:27:51,291 Now, let's see. 1261 01:27:55,420 --> 01:27:58,674 Good. This is correct. 1262 01:28:00,133 --> 01:28:02,511 I see you used Maclaurin here. 1263 01:28:02,594 --> 01:28:05,639 Yeah, I don't know what you call it, but- 1264 01:28:05,722 --> 01:28:08,058 This can't be right. 1265 01:28:11,061 --> 01:28:14,022 This would be very embarrassing. 1266 01:28:16,983 --> 01:28:20,028 - Did you ever consider- - I'm pretty sure it's right. 1267 01:28:20,112 --> 01:28:22,280 Hey, look, can we do this at Sean's office from now on? 1268 01:28:22,364 --> 01:28:26,451 Because I got to knock off work to come here and the commute is killin' me. 1269 01:28:26,535 --> 01:28:30,163 - Yeah. Did you think of the possibility- - It's right. 1270 01:28:30,247 --> 01:28:34,751 It's right. Just take it home with you. 1271 01:28:38,630 --> 01:28:40,590 What happened at the McNeil meeting? 1272 01:28:40,674 --> 01:28:42,634 I couldn't go. I had a date. 1273 01:28:42,718 --> 01:28:45,887 So I sent my chief negotiator. 1274 01:28:49,683 --> 01:28:53,395 On your own time, you can do whatever you like, Will. 1275 01:28:53,478 --> 01:28:56,106 But when I set up a meeting with my associates... 1276 01:28:56,189 --> 01:28:58,859 and you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me. 1277 01:28:58,942 --> 01:29:01,111 - Then don't set up any more meetings. - I won't. 1278 01:29:01,194 --> 01:29:03,613 I'll cancel 'em. 1279 01:29:03,697 --> 01:29:06,199 I'll give you a job myself. I just wanted you to see what was out there. 1280 01:29:06,283 --> 01:29:10,495 Maybe I don't want to spend the rest of my fuckin' life explainin' shit to people. 1281 01:29:17,627 --> 01:29:20,005 I think you could show me some appreciation. 1282 01:29:21,339 --> 01:29:24,551 A little appreciation? Do you know how easy this is for me? 1283 01:29:24,634 --> 01:29:27,929 Do you have any fuckin' idea how easy this is? This is a fuckin' joke. 1284 01:29:28,013 --> 01:29:30,098 I'm sorry you can't do this- I really am- 1285 01:29:30,182 --> 01:29:33,769 Because I wouldn't have to fuckin' sit here and watch you fumble around and fuck it up. 1286 01:29:39,107 --> 01:29:42,736 Then you'd have more time to sit around and get drunk instead, wouldn't you? 1287 01:29:42,819 --> 01:29:47,365 You're right. This is probably a total waste of my time. 1288 01:30:01,505 --> 01:30:03,715 You're right, Will. 1289 01:30:05,884 --> 01:30:10,472 I can't do this proof, but you can. 1290 01:30:10,555 --> 01:30:14,601 And when it comes to that, it's only about just a handful of people in the world... 1291 01:30:14,684 --> 01:30:16,770 who can tell the difference between you and me. 1292 01:30:16,853 --> 01:30:19,105 - But I'm one of them. - Sorry. 1293 01:30:19,189 --> 01:30:21,274 Yeah, so am I. 1294 01:30:21,358 --> 01:30:24,361 Most days I wish I never met you... 1295 01:30:27,656 --> 01:30:29,199 because then I could sleep at night. 1296 01:30:29,282 --> 01:30:34,621 I didn't have to walk around with the knowledge that there was someone like you out there. 1297 01:30:41,545 --> 01:30:46,007 And I didn't have to watch you throw it all away. 1298 01:30:52,138 --> 01:30:57,519 Bill, hold it. Did you hear that? 1299 01:31:00,230 --> 01:31:02,315 If you're watchin' pornos in my mom's room again... 1300 01:31:02,399 --> 01:31:05,068 I'm gonna give you a fuckin' beatin'! 1301 01:31:20,959 --> 01:31:24,004 What's up, fellas? 1302 01:31:24,087 --> 01:31:28,675 Morgan, why don't you jerk off in your own fuckin' house. That's fuckin' filthy. 1303 01:31:28,758 --> 01:31:32,888 I don't have a V.C.R. in my house. 1304 01:31:32,971 --> 01:31:35,640 Come on. Not in my glove. 1305 01:31:35,724 --> 01:31:38,101 I didn't use the glove. 1306 01:31:38,184 --> 01:31:41,730 That's my Little League glove. 1307 01:31:41,813 --> 01:31:45,233 What do you want me to do? 1308 01:31:45,317 --> 01:31:47,444 I mean, what's wrong with you? 1309 01:31:47,527 --> 01:31:49,696 You'll hump a baseball glove? 1310 01:31:49,779 --> 01:31:52,908 I-I just used it for cleanup. 1311 01:31:52,991 --> 01:31:56,703 Stop jerkin' off in my mother's room. 1312 01:31:56,786 --> 01:31:59,956 - Is there another V.C.R. in the house? - It's just sad, bro. 1313 01:32:01,666 --> 01:32:06,546 So why do you think I should work for the National Security Agency? 1314 01:32:06,630 --> 01:32:09,716 You'd be working on the cutting edge. 1315 01:32:09,799 --> 01:32:13,178 You'd be exposed to the kind of technology you wouldn't see anywhere else... 1316 01:32:13,261 --> 01:32:15,847 because we've classified it. 1317 01:32:15,931 --> 01:32:19,559 Superstring theory, chaos math, advanced algorithms. 1318 01:32:19,643 --> 01:32:22,562 Code breaking. 1319 01:32:22,646 --> 01:32:25,440 That's one aspect of what we do. 1320 01:32:25,523 --> 01:32:28,151 Oh, come on. That is what you do. 1321 01:32:28,234 --> 01:32:30,654 You guys handle 80% of the intelligence workload. 1322 01:32:30,737 --> 01:32:33,239 You're seven times the size of the C.I.A. 1323 01:32:33,323 --> 01:32:39,120 We don't like to brag about that, Will, but you're exactly right. 1324 01:32:39,204 --> 01:32:43,083 So the way I see it, the question isn't: 1325 01:32:43,166 --> 01:32:45,794 "Why should you work for the N.S.A.?" 1326 01:32:45,877 --> 01:32:48,338 The question is: "Why shouldn't you?" 1327 01:32:48,421 --> 01:32:52,300 Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? 1328 01:32:52,384 --> 01:32:56,304 That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. 1329 01:32:56,388 --> 01:32:59,099 Say I'm workin' at the N.S.A. and somebody puts a code on my desk. 1330 01:32:59,182 --> 01:33:01,101 Something no one else can break. 1331 01:33:01,184 --> 01:33:03,103 Maybe I take a shot at it, and maybe I break it. 1332 01:33:03,186 --> 01:33:05,730 I'm real happy with myself because I did my job well. 1333 01:33:05,814 --> 01:33:09,359 But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. 1334 01:33:09,442 --> 01:33:12,487 Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels are hidin'. 1335 01:33:12,570 --> 01:33:16,783 Fifteen hundred people that I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. 1336 01:33:16,866 --> 01:33:19,828 Now the politicians are saying, "Send in the Marines to secure the area"... 1337 01:33:19,911 --> 01:33:21,830 'cause they don't give a shit. 1338 01:33:21,913 --> 01:33:23,832 It won't be their kid over there gettin' shot... 1339 01:33:23,915 --> 01:33:26,876 just like it wasn't them when their number got called 'cause they were in the National Guard. 1340 01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:29,796 It'll be some kid from Southie over there takin' shrapnel in the ass. 1341 01:33:29,879 --> 01:33:31,881 He comes back to find the plant he used to work at... 1342 01:33:31,965 --> 01:33:34,426 got exported to the country he got back from... 1343 01:33:34,509 --> 01:33:36,803 and the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job... 1344 01:33:36,886 --> 01:33:39,764 'cause he'll work for 15 cents a day and no bathroom breaks. 1345 01:33:39,848 --> 01:33:42,434 Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place... 1346 01:33:42,517 --> 01:33:45,645 was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. 1347 01:33:45,729 --> 01:33:49,733 Of course, the oil companies used a skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. 1348 01:33:49,816 --> 01:33:53,903 A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helpin' my buddy at 2.50 a gallon. 1349 01:33:53,987 --> 01:33:56,322 They're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil, of course. 1350 01:33:56,406 --> 01:33:58,491 Maybe they even took the liberty to hire an alcoholic skipper... 1351 01:33:58,575 --> 01:34:01,786 who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs. 1352 01:34:01,870 --> 01:34:04,122 It ain't too long till he hits one, spills the oil... 1353 01:34:04,205 --> 01:34:06,666 and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. 1354 01:34:06,750 --> 01:34:09,002 So now my buddy's out of work, he can't afford to drive... 1355 01:34:09,085 --> 01:34:11,004 so he's walkin' to the fuckin' job interviews... 1356 01:34:11,087 --> 01:34:13,840 which sucks because the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. 1357 01:34:13,923 --> 01:34:16,468 Meanwhile, he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat... 1358 01:34:16,551 --> 01:34:18,470 the only blue plate special they're servin'... 1359 01:34:18,553 --> 01:34:21,473 is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. 1360 01:34:21,556 --> 01:34:26,561 So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. 1361 01:34:26,644 --> 01:34:30,482 I figure, fuck it. While I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy... 1362 01:34:30,565 --> 01:34:32,484 take his job, give it to his sworn enemy... 1363 01:34:32,567 --> 01:34:35,070 hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal... 1364 01:34:35,153 --> 01:34:37,822 hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? 1365 01:34:37,906 --> 01:34:40,450 I can be elected president. 1366 01:34:40,533 --> 01:34:43,787 - You feel like you're alone? - What? 1367 01:34:43,870 --> 01:34:47,499 Do you have a soul mate? 1368 01:34:47,582 --> 01:34:50,085 Do I have a- Define that. 1369 01:34:50,168 --> 01:34:52,128 Somebody who challenges you. 1370 01:34:53,379 --> 01:34:54,380 Chuckie. 1371 01:34:54,464 --> 01:34:58,051 No, Chuckie's family. He'd lie down in fuckin' traffic for you. 1372 01:34:58,134 --> 01:35:03,765 I'm talking about someone who opens up things for you, touches your soul. 1373 01:35:03,848 --> 01:35:07,018 - I got- - Who? 1374 01:35:07,102 --> 01:35:10,146 - I got plenty. - Name 'em. 1375 01:35:10,230 --> 01:35:13,233 Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost, O'Connor, Kant, Pope, Locke- 1376 01:35:13,316 --> 01:35:15,527 That's great. They're all dead. 1377 01:35:15,610 --> 01:35:18,696 - Not to me they're not. - You don't have a lot of dialogue with them. 1378 01:35:18,780 --> 01:35:22,200 You can't give back to them, Will. 1379 01:35:22,283 --> 01:35:24,619 Not without some serious smelling salts and a heater. 1380 01:35:24,702 --> 01:35:26,621 That's what I'm saying. 1381 01:35:26,704 --> 01:35:30,250 You'll never have that kind of relationship in a world... 1382 01:35:30,333 --> 01:35:32,752 where you're always afraid to take the first step... 1383 01:35:32,836 --> 01:35:36,631 because all you see is every negative thing 10 miles down the road. 1384 01:35:36,714 --> 01:35:38,716 - You gonna take the professor's side on this? - Don't give me a line of shit. 1385 01:35:38,800 --> 01:35:40,760 - No. - I didn't want the job. 1386 01:35:40,844 --> 01:35:42,762 It's not about the job. I don't care if you work for the government. 1387 01:35:42,846 --> 01:35:45,974 But you can do anything you want. You are bound by nothing. 1388 01:35:46,057 --> 01:35:51,104 What are you passionate about? What do you want? 1389 01:35:51,187 --> 01:35:53,523 There are guys who work their entire life la yin' brick... 1390 01:35:53,606 --> 01:35:55,859 so their kids have a chance at the opportunities you have here. 1391 01:35:55,942 --> 01:35:58,403 - I didn't ask for this. - No. 1392 01:35:58,486 --> 01:36:00,947 You were born with it, so don't cop out "I didn't ask for this." 1393 01:36:01,030 --> 01:36:04,200 What do you mean, cop out? What's wrong with la yin' brick? 1394 01:36:04,284 --> 01:36:05,285 Nothing. 1395 01:36:05,368 --> 01:36:07,203 There's nothin' wrong. That's somebody's home I'm buildin'. 1396 01:36:07,287 --> 01:36:10,123 Right. My dad laid brick, okay? 1397 01:36:10,206 --> 01:36:12,125 Busted his ass so I could have an education. 1398 01:36:12,208 --> 01:36:14,419 Exactly. That's an honorable profession. 1399 01:36:14,502 --> 01:36:15,837 What's wrong with fixin' somebody's car? 1400 01:36:15,920 --> 01:36:18,381 Someone will get to work the next day because of me. That's honor in that. 1401 01:36:18,464 --> 01:36:20,425 Yeah, there is, Will. There is honor in that. 1402 01:36:20,508 --> 01:36:22,802 There's honor in takin' that 40-minute train ride... 1403 01:36:22,886 --> 01:36:25,388 so those college kids could come in in the morning and their floors are clean. 1404 01:36:25,471 --> 01:36:27,223 And their wastebaskets are empty. That's real work. 1405 01:36:27,307 --> 01:36:28,474 That's right. 1406 01:36:28,558 --> 01:36:31,561 And that's honorable. I'm sure that's why you took that job. 1407 01:36:31,644 --> 01:36:33,646 For the honor of it. 1408 01:36:33,730 --> 01:36:38,359 I just have a little question here. You could be a janitor anywhere. 1409 01:36:38,443 --> 01:36:42,113 Why did you work at the most prestigious technical college in the whole fuckin' world? 1410 01:36:42,197 --> 01:36:45,491 Why did you sneak around at night and finish other people's formulas... 1411 01:36:45,575 --> 01:36:51,497 that only one or two people in the world could do and then lie about it? 1412 01:36:51,581 --> 01:36:54,542 'Cause I don't see a lot of honor in that, Will. 1413 01:36:57,754 --> 01:37:00,423 So what do you really wanna do? 1414 01:37:03,760 --> 01:37:05,678 I wanna be a shepherd. 1415 01:37:05,762 --> 01:37:07,680 Really? 1416 01:37:07,764 --> 01:37:11,726 I wanna move up to Nashua, get a nice little spread, get some sheep and tend to them. 1417 01:37:11,809 --> 01:37:14,729 - Maybe you should go do that. - What? 1418 01:37:14,812 --> 01:37:17,774 If you're gonna jerk off, why don't you just do it at home with a moist towel? 1419 01:37:17,857 --> 01:37:19,817 - You're chuckin' me? - Yeah, get the fuck outta here. 1420 01:37:19,901 --> 01:37:21,861 - No, no, no, time's not up yet. - Yeah, it is. 1421 01:37:21,945 --> 01:37:24,572 - I'm not leavin'. No. - You're not gonna answer, you're wastin' my time. 1422 01:37:24,656 --> 01:37:26,616 I thought we were friends. 1423 01:37:26,699 --> 01:37:30,328 - Playtime's over, okay? - Why are you kickin' me out? 1424 01:37:30,411 --> 01:37:33,706 You're lecturin' me on life? Look at you, you fuckin' burnout. 1425 01:37:33,790 --> 01:37:36,000 - What winds your clock? - Workin' with you. 1426 01:37:36,084 --> 01:37:39,170 Where's your soul mate? You wanna talk about soul mates? Where is she? 1427 01:37:39,254 --> 01:37:41,381 - Dead. - That's right. She's fuckin' dead. 1428 01:37:41,464 --> 01:37:44,175 She fuckin' dies and you just cash in your chips and you walk away? 1429 01:37:44,259 --> 01:37:45,885 At least I played a hand. 1430 01:37:45,969 --> 01:37:48,471 You played a hand and you lost. You lost a big fuckin' hand. 1431 01:37:48,554 --> 01:37:51,933 Some people will lose a big hand like that and have the sack to ante up again. 1432 01:37:52,016 --> 01:37:55,144 Look at me. What do you wanna do? 1433 01:38:02,068 --> 01:38:06,281 You and your bullshit. You got a bullshit answer for everybody. 1434 01:38:06,364 --> 01:38:10,076 But I ask you a very simple question, and you can't give me a straight answer... 1435 01:38:10,159 --> 01:38:14,163 because you don't know. 1436 01:38:15,832 --> 01:38:18,001 I'll see ya, Bo-peep. 1437 01:38:21,004 --> 01:38:23,131 - Fuck you. - You're the shepherd. 1438 01:38:27,844 --> 01:38:30,096 Shepherd. 1439 01:38:30,179 --> 01:38:32,265 White little prick. 1440 01:38:33,474 --> 01:38:39,022 I just wanted to call you up before you left. 1441 01:38:39,105 --> 01:38:41,733 I've been takin' all these job interviews and stuff... 1442 01:38:41,816 --> 01:38:43,735 so I'm not gonna be just a construction worker. 1443 01:38:43,818 --> 01:38:46,529 Well, I never really cared about that. 1444 01:38:48,031 --> 01:38:49,991 Yeah. 1445 01:38:52,493 --> 01:38:54,495 I love you. 1446 01:38:58,833 --> 01:39:01,294 Will? 1447 01:39:01,377 --> 01:39:04,213 You take care. 1448 01:40:15,118 --> 01:40:17,787 Will, come on. Will! 1449 01:40:19,872 --> 01:40:21,958 Will, that's it! We're done! 1450 01:40:22,041 --> 01:40:26,754 I'm sitting in your office, and the boy isn't here. 1451 01:40:26,838 --> 01:40:28,881 It's 10 past 5:00. 1452 01:40:28,965 --> 01:40:30,967 An hour and 10 minutes late. 1453 01:40:34,470 --> 01:40:37,932 If he doesn't show up, and I file a report saying he wasn't here... 1454 01:40:38,015 --> 01:40:41,936 and he goes back to jail, it won't be on my conscience. 1455 01:40:44,939 --> 01:40:47,942 Okay. Fine. 1456 01:40:49,444 --> 01:40:51,362 What's up? 1457 01:40:53,322 --> 01:40:55,283 Thanks. 1458 01:40:57,910 --> 01:41:01,831 Fuck, that's good. 1459 01:41:05,626 --> 01:41:08,087 So how's your lady? 1460 01:41:08,171 --> 01:41:10,131 She's gone. 1461 01:41:11,090 --> 01:41:13,426 Gone? Gone where? 1462 01:41:13,509 --> 01:41:17,138 Med school. Medical school in California. 1463 01:41:17,221 --> 01:41:19,140 - Really? - Yeah. 1464 01:41:19,223 --> 01:41:22,185 - When was this? - It was, like, a week ago. 1465 01:41:26,564 --> 01:41:28,524 That sucks. 1466 01:41:31,527 --> 01:41:35,031 So, when are you done with those meetings? 1467 01:41:35,114 --> 01:41:37,116 I think the week after I'm 21. 1468 01:41:37,200 --> 01:41:39,952 They gonna hooky a up with a job or what? 1469 01:41:40,036 --> 01:41:44,248 Yeah, fuckin' sit in a room and do long division for the next 50 years. 1470 01:41:44,332 --> 01:41:47,710 Nah, probably make some nice bank though. 1471 01:41:47,793 --> 01:41:49,754 I'm gonna be a fuckin' lab rat. 1472 01:41:49,837 --> 01:41:53,174 Better than this shit. Way outta here. 1473 01:41:53,257 --> 01:41:55,468 What do I want a way outta here for? 1474 01:41:55,551 --> 01:41:57,803 I mean, I'm gonna fuckin' live here the rest of my life. 1475 01:41:57,887 --> 01:41:59,972 You know, be neighbors. You know, have little kids. 1476 01:42:00,056 --> 01:42:02,808 Fuckin' take 'em to Little League together up Foley Field. 1477 01:42:06,229 --> 01:42:09,649 Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. 1478 01:42:09,732 --> 01:42:12,610 But in 20 years if you're still livin' here... 1479 01:42:12,693 --> 01:42:14,612 comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games... 1480 01:42:14,695 --> 01:42:18,324 still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill ya. 1481 01:42:18,407 --> 01:42:20,952 That's not a threat. That's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill ya. 1482 01:42:21,035 --> 01:42:23,162 What the fuck are you talkin' about? 1483 01:42:23,246 --> 01:42:26,457 - Look, you got something none of us have. - Oh, come on! 1484 01:42:26,541 --> 01:42:29,544 Why is it always this? I fuckin' owe it to myself to do this or that. 1485 01:42:29,627 --> 01:42:34,674 - What if I don't want to? - No, no. Fuck you. You don't owe it to yourself. 1486 01:42:34,757 --> 01:42:37,009 You owe it to me... 1487 01:42:37,093 --> 01:42:39,637 'cause tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50... 1488 01:42:39,720 --> 01:42:42,139 and I'll still be doin' this shit. 1489 01:42:42,223 --> 01:42:44,809 That's all right. That's fine. 1490 01:42:44,892 --> 01:42:47,478 I mean, you're sittin' on a winnin' lottery ticket. 1491 01:42:47,562 --> 01:42:51,148 You're too much of a pussy to cash it in, and that's bullshit. 1492 01:42:53,234 --> 01:42:56,112 'Cause I'd do fuckin' anything to have what you got. 1493 01:42:56,195 --> 01:42:59,031 So would any of these fuckin' guys. 1494 01:42:59,115 --> 01:43:01,784 It'd be an insult to us if you're still here in 20 years. 1495 01:43:01,867 --> 01:43:04,412 Hangin' around here is a fuckin' waste of your time. 1496 01:43:04,495 --> 01:43:06,622 - You don't know that. - I don't? 1497 01:43:06,706 --> 01:43:07,790 No. You don't know that. 1498 01:43:07,873 --> 01:43:10,167 I don't know that. Let me tell you what I do know. 1499 01:43:10,251 --> 01:43:14,046 Every day I come by your house, and I pick you up. 1500 01:43:14,130 --> 01:43:18,134 We go out and have a few drinks and few laughs, and it's great. 1501 01:43:18,217 --> 01:43:20,886 You know what the best part of my day is? 1502 01:43:20,970 --> 01:43:25,391 It's for about 10 seconds: from when I pull up to the curb and when I get to your door. 1503 01:43:25,474 --> 01:43:30,146 'Cause I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll knock on the door, and you won't be there. 1504 01:43:30,229 --> 01:43:33,774 No "good-bye," no "see ya later." No nothing. You just left. 1505 01:43:35,359 --> 01:43:38,070 I don't know much, but I know that. 1506 01:43:49,790 --> 01:43:52,043 This is a disaster, Sean. 1507 01:43:52,126 --> 01:43:55,504 I brought you in here because I wanted you to help me with the boy... 1508 01:43:55,588 --> 01:43:57,715 - not to run him out. - I know what I'm doing with the boy. 1509 01:43:57,798 --> 01:43:59,759 I don't care if you have a rapport with the boy! 1510 01:43:59,842 --> 01:44:01,302 I don't care if you have a few laughs. 1511 01:44:01,385 --> 01:44:03,929 But don't you dare undermine what I'm trying to do here. 1512 01:44:04,013 --> 01:44:05,264 Undermine? 1513 01:44:05,348 --> 01:44:07,433 This boy is at a fragile point right now. 1514 01:44:07,516 --> 01:44:10,353 I do understand. He is at a fragile point. He's got problems. 1515 01:44:10,436 --> 01:44:13,981 What problems does he have? That he's better off as a janitor, in jail? 1516 01:44:14,065 --> 01:44:17,318 Better hanging out with a bunch of retarded gorillas? 1517 01:44:17,401 --> 01:44:21,322 Why do you think he does that? You have any fuckin' clue why? 1518 01:44:21,405 --> 01:44:24,950 He can handle the problems. He can handle the work. He obviously handled you. 1519 01:44:25,034 --> 01:44:27,453 Listen to me. Why is he hiding? 1520 01:44:27,536 --> 01:44:30,373 Why doesn't he trust anybody? Because the first thing that happened to him... 1521 01:44:30,456 --> 01:44:33,584 he was abandoned by the people who were supposed to love him the most. 1522 01:44:33,668 --> 01:44:35,670 Don't give me that Freudian crap. 1523 01:44:35,753 --> 01:44:38,005 Why does he hang out with those retarded gorillas, as you call them? 1524 01:44:38,089 --> 01:44:41,676 Because any one of them, if he asked them to, would take a bat to your head. 1525 01:44:41,759 --> 01:44:44,637 - That's called loyalty. - Yeah, that's very touching. 1526 01:44:44,720 --> 01:44:47,890 Who's he handling? He pushes people away before they have a chance to leave him. 1527 01:44:47,973 --> 01:44:50,476 It's a defense mechanism, all right? 1528 01:44:50,559 --> 01:44:53,396 For 20 years, he's been alone because of that. 1529 01:44:53,479 --> 01:44:56,148 If you push him right now, it's gonna be the same thing all over again. 1530 01:44:56,232 --> 01:44:58,025 I'm not gonna let that happen to him. 1531 01:44:58,109 --> 01:45:00,152 - Don't you do that. - What? 1532 01:45:00,236 --> 01:45:03,906 Don't infect him with the idea that it's okay to quit, that it's okay to be a failure. 1533 01:45:03,989 --> 01:45:05,991 Because it's not okay, Sean! 1534 01:45:06,075 --> 01:45:09,870 If you're angry at me for being successful, for being what you could have been- 1535 01:45:09,954 --> 01:45:12,790 - I'm not angry at you. - Oh, yes, you're angry at me. 1536 01:45:12,873 --> 01:45:16,877 You resent me, but I'm not gonna apologize for any success I've had. 1537 01:45:16,961 --> 01:45:19,839 You're angry at me for doing what you could have done! 1538 01:45:19,922 --> 01:45:21,924 But ask yourself, Sean- Ask yourself... 1539 01:45:22,007 --> 01:45:25,386 if you want Will to feel that way- if you want him to feel like a failure? 1540 01:45:25,469 --> 01:45:27,596 You arrogant shit! 1541 01:45:27,680 --> 01:45:32,059 That's why I don't come to the goddamn reunions, 'cause I can't stand that look in your eye. 1542 01:45:32,143 --> 01:45:35,271 - That condescending, embarrassed look. - Oh, come on, Sean. 1543 01:45:35,354 --> 01:45:37,231 You think I'm a failure. I know who I am. 1544 01:45:37,314 --> 01:45:41,902 I'm proud of what I do. It was a conscious choice. I didn't fuck up! 1545 01:45:41,986 --> 01:45:44,697 And you and your cronies think I'm some sort of pity case. 1546 01:45:44,780 --> 01:45:48,325 You and your kiss-ass chorus following you around going, "The Field's medal!" 1547 01:45:48,409 --> 01:45:51,829 Why are you still so fuckin' afraid of failure? 1548 01:45:51,912 --> 01:45:55,875 It's about my medal, isn't it? Oh, God, I could go get it for you. You can have it. 1549 01:45:55,958 --> 01:45:59,044 Shove the medal up your fuckin' ass, all right? 1550 01:45:59,128 --> 01:46:01,046 'Cause I don't give a shit about your medal... 1551 01:46:01,130 --> 01:46:03,048 because I knew you before you were a mathematical god... 1552 01:46:03,132 --> 01:46:06,761 when you were pimple-faced and homesick and didn't know what side of the bed to piss on. 1553 01:46:06,844 --> 01:46:08,929 Yeah, you were smarter than me then, and you're smarter than me now. 1554 01:46:09,013 --> 01:46:10,848 So don't blame me for how your life turned out. 1555 01:46:10,931 --> 01:46:13,309 I don't blame you! It's not about you! 1556 01:46:13,392 --> 01:46:16,145 You mathematical dick! It's about the boy! 1557 01:46:16,228 --> 01:46:17,730 He's a good kid! 1558 01:46:17,813 --> 01:46:21,317 And I won't see you fuck him up like you're tr yin' to fuck up me right now. 1559 01:46:21,400 --> 01:46:23,819 I won't see you make him feel like a failure too! 1560 01:46:23,903 --> 01:46:27,448 - He won't be a failure! - But if you push him! If you ride him! 1561 01:46:27,531 --> 01:46:33,078 I am what I am today because I was pushed and because I learned to push myself. 1562 01:46:33,162 --> 01:46:35,331 He's not you! You get that? 1563 01:46:37,458 --> 01:46:39,210 I can come back. 1564 01:46:39,293 --> 01:46:43,339 No, come in. I was just leaving. 1565 01:46:53,682 --> 01:46:57,603 A lot of that stuff goes back a long way between me and him. 1566 01:46:57,686 --> 01:46:59,647 You know. Not about you. 1567 01:47:05,236 --> 01:47:06,987 What is that? 1568 01:47:07,071 --> 01:47:10,866 This is your file. I have to send it back to the judge for evaluation. 1569 01:47:10,950 --> 01:47:15,996 Hey, you're not gonna fail me, are you? 1570 01:47:19,750 --> 01:47:21,961 What's it say? 1571 01:47:23,337 --> 01:47:26,048 - Wanna read it? - Why? 1572 01:47:27,716 --> 01:47:30,803 Have you had any experience with that? 1573 01:47:30,886 --> 01:47:34,473 Twenty years of counseling. Yeah, I've seen some pretty awful shit. 1574 01:47:34,557 --> 01:47:38,894 I mean, have you had any experience with that? 1575 01:47:43,023 --> 01:47:46,527 - Personally? - Yeah. 1576 01:47:46,610 --> 01:47:48,445 Yeah, I have. 1577 01:47:48,529 --> 01:47:50,573 It sure ain't good. 1578 01:47:54,076 --> 01:47:56,078 My father was an alcoholic. 1579 01:47:56,161 --> 01:47:59,039 Mean fuckin' drunk. 1580 01:48:00,708 --> 01:48:03,669 He'd come home hammered, lookin' to whale on somebody. 1581 01:48:03,752 --> 01:48:08,215 So I'd provoke him so he wouldn't go after my mother and little brother. 1582 01:48:09,383 --> 01:48:12,511 Interesting nights were when he wore his rings. 1583 01:48:13,512 --> 01:48:16,974 He used to just put a wrench... 1584 01:48:17,057 --> 01:48:19,810 a stick and a belt on the table. 1585 01:48:19,894 --> 01:48:24,023 - Just say, "Choose." - I gotta go with the belt there. 1586 01:48:24,106 --> 01:48:25,941 I used to go with the wrench. 1587 01:48:26,025 --> 01:48:28,110 Why the wrench? 1588 01:48:28,193 --> 01:48:30,446 'Cause fuck him, that's why. 1589 01:48:30,529 --> 01:48:34,199 - Your foster father? - Yeah. 1590 01:48:34,283 --> 01:48:38,203 So, what is it? Like, Will has an attachment disorder? 1591 01:48:38,287 --> 01:48:40,497 Is it all that stuff? 1592 01:48:40,581 --> 01:48:42,583 Fear of abandonment? 1593 01:48:43,626 --> 01:48:46,545 Is that why I broke up with Skylar? 1594 01:48:46,629 --> 01:48:49,465 - I didn't know you had. - Yeah, I did. 1595 01:48:50,132 --> 01:48:52,259 - You wanna talk about it? - No. 1596 01:48:56,305 --> 01:49:02,144 Hey, Will, I don't know a lot. 1597 01:49:02,227 --> 01:49:05,648 You see this? All this shit? 1598 01:49:10,653 --> 01:49:12,738 It's not your fault. 1599 01:49:15,032 --> 01:49:17,201 Yeah, I know that. 1600 01:49:17,284 --> 01:49:20,245 Look at me, son. 1601 01:49:20,329 --> 01:49:23,832 - It's not your fault. - I know. 1602 01:49:23,916 --> 01:49:27,336 No. It's not your fault. 1603 01:49:28,629 --> 01:49:30,547 I know. 1604 01:49:30,631 --> 01:49:33,634 No, no, you don't. It's not your fault. 1605 01:49:35,219 --> 01:49:37,179 I know. 1606 01:49:37,262 --> 01:49:39,974 - It's not your fault. - All right. 1607 01:49:40,057 --> 01:49:42,393 It's not your fault. 1608 01:49:44,395 --> 01:49:49,566 - It's not your fault. - Don't fuck with me. 1609 01:49:49,650 --> 01:49:52,111 It's not your fault. 1610 01:49:52,194 --> 01:49:55,739 Don't fuck with me, all right? Don't fuck with me, Sean, not you. 1611 01:49:55,823 --> 01:49:58,367 It's not your fault. 1612 01:50:06,083 --> 01:50:07,584 It's not your fault. 1613 01:50:13,882 --> 01:50:16,969 My God- 1614 01:50:17,052 --> 01:50:21,598 My God! I'm so sorry! My God! 1615 01:50:35,904 --> 01:50:38,032 Fuck them, okay? 1616 01:52:04,159 --> 01:52:05,119 Can I help you? 1617 01:52:05,202 --> 01:52:08,247 Yeah, I'm Will Hunting. I'm here about a position. 1618 01:52:08,330 --> 01:52:10,707 Could you just have a seat for a moment? 1619 01:52:14,336 --> 01:52:17,673 Yes, there's a Mr. Hunting in the lobby. 1620 01:52:37,526 --> 01:52:39,778 Which one did you take? 1621 01:52:39,862 --> 01:52:44,783 I was over at McNeil. It's one of the jobs the professor set me up with. 1622 01:52:44,867 --> 01:52:49,246 I haven't told him yet, but I went down there and talked to my boss- 1623 01:52:49,329 --> 01:52:52,749 My new boss. He seemed like a good guy. 1624 01:52:52,833 --> 01:52:58,213 - Is that what you want? - Yeah, you know, I think so. 1625 01:52:58,297 --> 01:53:01,300 Good for you. Congratulations. 1626 01:53:01,383 --> 01:53:03,343 Thanks. 1627 01:53:06,388 --> 01:53:08,348 Time's up. 1628 01:53:11,268 --> 01:53:14,521 So that's- So that's it? So we're done? 1629 01:53:14,605 --> 01:53:17,399 Yeah, that's it. 1630 01:53:17,482 --> 01:53:20,360 You're done. You're a free man. 1631 01:53:21,612 --> 01:53:26,325 Well, I just want you to know, Sean, that- 1632 01:53:26,408 --> 01:53:28,410 You're welcome, Will. 1633 01:53:33,582 --> 01:53:36,501 So, you know, I hope we keep in touch, you know. 1634 01:53:36,585 --> 01:53:39,171 Yeah, me too. 1635 01:53:39,254 --> 01:53:41,757 I'll be travelin' around a bit. It'll be a little hard, but... 1636 01:53:41,840 --> 01:53:45,510 I've got an answering machine at the college I'll be checking in with. 1637 01:53:45,594 --> 01:53:49,514 So, here's the number. 1638 01:53:49,598 --> 01:53:53,477 You call that. I'll get back to you right away. 1639 01:53:53,560 --> 01:53:56,647 Yeah, you know, I figured I'm just gonna... 1640 01:53:56,730 --> 01:53:59,775 put my money back on the table and see what kind of cards I get. 1641 01:54:02,569 --> 01:54:05,572 You do what's in your heart, son. You'll be fine. 1642 01:54:10,035 --> 01:54:12,120 Thank you, Sean. 1643 01:54:12,204 --> 01:54:14,373 Thank you, Will. 1644 01:54:16,083 --> 01:54:19,378 Hey, does this violate the patient-doctor relationship? 1645 01:54:19,461 --> 01:54:21,505 Naw. Only if you grab my ass. 1646 01:54:25,384 --> 01:54:27,469 - Take care. - You too. 1647 01:54:27,552 --> 01:54:29,596 Yeah. 1648 01:54:31,390 --> 01:54:33,308 Hey. 1649 01:54:33,392 --> 01:54:35,769 Good luck, son. 1650 01:54:46,989 --> 01:54:49,783 Two beers. 1651 01:54:52,494 --> 01:54:54,496 What's up? Did you guys go? 1652 01:54:54,579 --> 01:54:56,915 No. I had to talk him down. 1653 01:54:56,999 --> 01:55:00,711 - Why didn't you yoke him? - Little Morgan's got a lot of scrap to him. 1654 01:55:00,794 --> 01:55:02,713 People try to whip his ass every week. 1655 01:55:02,796 --> 01:55:05,132 - Fuckin' kid won't back down. - What are you ea yin' about me? 1656 01:55:05,215 --> 01:55:08,719 - Was I talkin' to you? - Then mind your fuckin' business. 1657 01:55:08,802 --> 01:55:12,055 - Go get me a beer. - I ordered two beers! 1658 01:55:12,139 --> 01:55:14,224 - Hey, asshole. - What, bitch? 1659 01:55:14,308 --> 01:55:18,020 - Happy birthday. - Thought we forgot, huh, bitch? 1660 01:55:18,103 --> 01:55:20,731 - Come on! - I'm goin'. I'm goin'. 1661 01:55:20,814 --> 01:55:22,691 All right. Who's first? 1662 01:55:22,774 --> 01:55:25,277 - Come on, motherfucker! - Who's first? 1663 01:55:25,360 --> 01:55:27,195 Oh, Danny boy 1664 01:55:27,279 --> 01:55:29,197 Here's your present. 1665 01:55:30,991 --> 01:55:32,951 - Come on, bro. - What? 1666 01:55:33,035 --> 01:55:37,289 We knew you had to get back and forth to Cambridge for your new job. 1667 01:55:37,372 --> 01:55:41,251 I knew I wasn't gonna fuckin' drive you every day, so- 1668 01:55:41,335 --> 01:55:45,380 - Morgan wanted to get you a "T" pass. - That's not what I was ea yin'! 1669 01:55:45,464 --> 01:55:47,966 But, you're 21 now. 1670 01:55:48,050 --> 01:55:51,595 You're legally allowed to drink, so we figured the best thing for ya was a car. 1671 01:55:51,678 --> 01:55:54,139 - How do you like it? - This is like- 1672 01:55:56,600 --> 01:56:00,520 It's the ugliest fuckin' car I've ever seen in my life. 1673 01:56:00,604 --> 01:56:02,522 - Come on, brother. - How'd you guys do this? 1674 01:56:02,606 --> 01:56:07,652 You know, me and Bill scraped together the parts... 1675 01:56:07,736 --> 01:56:09,780 and Morgan was out panhandlin' for change every day. 1676 01:56:09,863 --> 01:56:11,782 I had the router to do all the bodywork. 1677 01:56:11,865 --> 01:56:13,784 Yeah, hell of a fuckin' job, too, brother. 1678 01:56:13,867 --> 01:56:16,411 Guy's been up my ass for two years about a job. I had to let him help with the car. 1679 01:56:16,495 --> 01:56:18,413 So you finally got a job, huh, Morgan? 1680 01:56:18,497 --> 01:56:20,624 - Yeah, had one. Now I'm fucked again. - So what is it? 1681 01:56:20,707 --> 01:56:23,502 - A lawn mower? What do ya got? - It's a straight fuckin' six. 1682 01:56:23,585 --> 01:56:25,337 Me and Bill rebuilt this engine ourselves here. 1683 01:56:25,420 --> 01:56:29,591 It's a good car. The engine's good. Engine's good. 1684 01:56:29,674 --> 01:56:32,969 - Happy 21, Will. - Happy 21, brother. 1685 01:56:40,102 --> 01:56:41,978 Hi. 1686 01:56:43,480 --> 01:56:45,482 Come on in. 1687 01:56:47,609 --> 01:56:49,528 Sean, I- 1688 01:56:49,611 --> 01:56:51,696 Me too, Gerry. 1689 01:56:52,781 --> 01:56:55,117 Yeah. Good. 1690 01:56:56,201 --> 01:56:58,286 I heard you're takin' some time. 1691 01:56:58,370 --> 01:57:02,999 Yeah. Travel a little bit, maybe write. 1692 01:57:03,083 --> 01:57:05,043 So where are you going? 1693 01:57:05,127 --> 01:57:09,089 India and China and Baltimore. 1694 01:57:12,509 --> 01:57:14,511 You know when you'll be back? 1695 01:57:16,221 --> 01:57:17,931 I got this flyer the other day. 1696 01:57:18,014 --> 01:57:20,892 It says class of '72 is having a reunion in six months. 1697 01:57:20,976 --> 01:57:22,894 Yeah, I got one of those too. 1698 01:57:22,978 --> 01:57:24,855 Why don't you come? I'll buy ya a drink. 1699 01:57:24,938 --> 01:57:27,816 The drinks at those things are free. 1700 01:57:28,984 --> 01:57:31,445 I know, Gerry. I was being ironical. 1701 01:57:37,868 --> 01:57:39,536 How about a drink right now? 1702 01:57:40,829 --> 01:57:42,747 Yeah. It's a good idea. 1703 01:57:42,831 --> 01:57:45,208 Come on. This one's on me. 1704 01:57:48,003 --> 01:57:50,380 I got the winner right here, pal. 1705 01:57:50,464 --> 01:57:53,758 Yes, sir, this is the one. 1706 01:57:53,842 --> 01:57:56,136 This is my ticket to paradise. 1707 01:57:56,219 --> 01:57:58,305 Do you know what the odds are against winning the lottery? 1708 01:57:58,388 --> 01:58:01,433 - What? Four to one? - About 30 million to one. 1709 01:58:01,516 --> 01:58:03,602 I still have a shot, you know? 1710 01:58:03,685 --> 01:58:07,439 Yes, just about as big chance as you being hit by lightning... 1711 01:58:07,522 --> 01:58:09,566 here on the staircase right now. 1712 01:58:09,649 --> 01:58:12,861 It's a possibility too. I mean, 32 million. If you look at the size- 1713 01:59:42,367 --> 01:59:44,744 Will! 1714 02:00:03,805 --> 02:00:05,765 Will? 1715 02:01:12,999 --> 02:01:14,876 He's not there. 1716 02:01:35,980 --> 02:01:39,234 Sean, if the professor calls about that job... 1717 02:01:39,317 --> 02:01:43,905 just tell him, sorry. I had to go see about a girl. 1718 02:01:43,988 --> 02:01:45,907 Will. 1719 02:01:47,534 --> 02:01:50,870 Son of a bitch. He stole my line.