1 00:00:53,275 --> 00:00:58,275 Subtitles by explosiveskull Sync by GoldenBeard 2 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:04,387 Yo, Tommy! 3 00:01:04,389 --> 00:01:05,858 Hey, taxi! 4 00:01:12,732 --> 00:01:15,398 Cigars. Cigarettes. 5 00:01:18,403 --> 00:01:19,505 Great idea. 6 00:01:21,808 --> 00:01:23,406 Hello, New York. 7 00:01:23,408 --> 00:01:26,411 I'm Bobby Rydell, and I'm glad to be here. 8 00:01:28,915 --> 00:01:31,148 Thank you all for coming to see us tonight. 9 00:01:31,150 --> 00:01:33,884 It's Saturday night at the Copa. 10 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:36,486 We think you're gonna have a great time tonight. 11 00:01:36,488 --> 00:01:38,789 We're gonna do our best to make sure of that. 12 00:01:38,791 --> 00:01:40,691 As always, a very special thanks 13 00:01:40,693 --> 00:01:43,160 to Mr. Jules Podell for having us out. 14 00:01:43,162 --> 00:01:45,330 Let's get started. 15 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,895 Hello, sweetheart. 16 00:02:17,897 --> 00:02:18,963 Here's my coat. 17 00:02:18,965 --> 00:02:20,865 And you see this here hat? 18 00:02:20,867 --> 00:02:23,734 I want you to guard it with your life. 19 00:02:23,736 --> 00:02:25,035 It was a gift from my mother. 20 00:02:25,037 --> 00:02:26,937 Yes, Mr. Loscudo. 21 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:28,739 Here, that's for you. 22 00:02:28,741 --> 00:02:30,408 Thank you, sir. 23 00:02:31,043 --> 00:02:32,643 Gio! 24 00:02:32,645 --> 00:02:33,777 Hey, Carmine. 25 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:36,647 - How are you, pally? - Good to see you. 26 00:02:36,649 --> 00:02:37,948 Oh, thank you. That's unnecessary. 27 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:39,550 Come on, let's go. Andiamo. 28 00:02:39,552 --> 00:02:41,552 I saw this kid Bobby Rydell 29 00:02:41,554 --> 00:02:43,654 two and a half years ago in South Philly. 30 00:02:43,656 --> 00:02:45,022 Nobody knew who he was. 31 00:02:45,024 --> 00:02:46,857 Th-They know him now. 32 00:02:46,859 --> 00:02:49,693 Hey, give me Loscudo's hat. 33 00:02:49,695 --> 00:02:51,595 - But he said to guard it. - I know. I heard. 34 00:02:51,597 --> 00:02:53,731 Give it to me, all right? 35 00:02:53,733 --> 00:02:54,965 Come on. 36 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,741 Hey, be respectful, and watch your mouth. 37 00:03:03,743 --> 00:03:05,676 Shut up. She works here, all right, tough guy? 38 00:03:05,678 --> 00:03:07,912 Yeah, what are you gonna do? 39 00:03:10,549 --> 00:03:11,916 Tony Lip! 40 00:03:35,041 --> 00:03:36,840 You put your hands on me, you punk? 41 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:38,976 Do yourself a favor... go home with your friends. 42 00:03:38,978 --> 00:03:41,679 You don't tell me where to go. You know who I am? 43 00:03:41,681 --> 00:03:43,448 I'm going back in there. 44 00:04:10,009 --> 00:04:11,742 You tell Juley Podell, if I don't 45 00:04:11,744 --> 00:04:13,077 get my hat, I'm gonna burn this joint down! 46 00:04:13,079 --> 00:04:14,611 - You hear me? - Joe, it's gonna turn up. 47 00:04:14,613 --> 00:04:16,647 I swear to God it's gonna turn up. 48 00:04:16,649 --> 00:04:17,681 - Really? - It'll turn up. 49 00:04:17,683 --> 00:04:18,983 You tell that fat Jew bastard, 50 00:04:18,985 --> 00:04:21,486 I don't get my hat, I'll burn the Copa down. 51 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:29,626 I'm gonna have to go back to driving garbage trucks. 52 00:04:29,628 --> 00:04:31,895 Jesus Christ. 53 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:34,499 Loscudo's out of his mind. 54 00:04:35,668 --> 00:04:37,901 - Mm-hmm. - We earned our money tonight. 55 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,970 Lip, I thought you were gonna kill that guy. 56 00:04:39,972 --> 00:04:40,971 Yeah. 57 00:04:40,973 --> 00:04:43,941 Better him than me. 58 00:04:43,943 --> 00:04:46,610 So, what are you gonna do while we're closed? 59 00:04:46,612 --> 00:04:47,878 I don't know. 60 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:50,549 Maybe go work at my uncle's pizza joint. 61 00:04:51,584 --> 00:04:52,716 You? 62 00:04:52,718 --> 00:04:54,184 I'm gonna drink for two months. 63 00:05:00,059 --> 00:05:01,825 Take me home, Lip. 64 00:05:01,827 --> 00:05:03,660 - Hey, good luck. - You, too. 65 00:05:03,662 --> 00:05:04,928 See you, Carmine. 66 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,663 No, you shouldn't... that should not happen. 67 00:05:06,665 --> 00:05:09,133 - No, I don't want to be a... - Well... 68 00:05:09,135 --> 00:05:12,002 My hat. 69 00:05:12,004 --> 00:05:15,706 Heard it was missing, so I looked into it. 70 00:05:15,708 --> 00:05:17,641 I wanted to kill that broad. 71 00:05:17,643 --> 00:05:18,942 No, no. It wasn't her fault. 72 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:21,779 Who had the balls to clip Gio's hat? 73 00:05:21,781 --> 00:05:23,380 Don't worry about it. I took care of it. 74 00:05:23,382 --> 00:05:25,849 Yeah, I hope you gave him some beating. 75 00:05:25,851 --> 00:05:27,151 Here. 76 00:05:27,153 --> 00:05:28,619 Take this. 77 00:05:28,621 --> 00:05:29,787 Put it in your kick. 78 00:05:29,789 --> 00:05:31,188 No, no, thanks. 79 00:05:31,190 --> 00:05:33,791 It was a pleasure, Mr. Loscudo, really. 80 00:05:33,793 --> 00:05:35,192 Bullshit. Take it. 81 00:05:35,194 --> 00:05:38,862 And from now on, you don't call me "Mr. Loscudo." 82 00:05:38,864 --> 00:05:40,130 You hear me? 83 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:42,968 I'm your pal, Gio. 84 00:07:06,318 --> 00:07:08,152 Morning. 85 00:07:08,154 --> 00:07:11,054 Good night. 86 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,890 One down, and the batter will be Roger Maris. 87 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:14,191 We need to get back in this. 88 00:07:14,193 --> 00:07:15,225 The pitch to Maris, curveball... 89 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:18,061 Come on, Roger. Come on. 90 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,763 Come on, Roger, hit one out! 91 00:07:19,765 --> 00:07:21,198 - Let's do it! - Johnny, quiet. 92 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,866 - You're gonna jinx it. - Come on, Roger. 93 00:07:22,868 --> 00:07:24,034 - Come on. - Hey, Johnny. 94 00:07:24,036 --> 00:07:25,202 Think you could yell a little louder? 95 00:07:25,204 --> 00:07:28,739 - Maris is up. - Yeah, so am I now. 96 00:07:28,741 --> 00:07:30,741 What the hell all you guys doing here? 97 00:07:30,743 --> 00:07:31,909 All right. 98 00:07:31,911 --> 00:07:33,310 We came over to keep Dolores company. 99 00:07:33,312 --> 00:07:34,878 We're in the fifth inning... 100 00:07:36,315 --> 00:07:38,184 - Come on. - Tony! 101 00:07:52,298 --> 00:07:53,931 Thank you, ma'am. 102 00:07:53,933 --> 00:07:55,232 Here's the pitch. 103 00:07:55,234 --> 00:07:56,967 Fouls it back to the crowd. 104 00:07:56,969 --> 00:07:58,902 One ball, one strike. 105 00:07:58,904 --> 00:08:00,940 - Come on, Roger, please. - Let's do it, baby. 106 00:08:02,007 --> 00:08:04,107 - I'll walk you out. - Sure. 107 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,843 We need to get back in this ball game. 108 00:08:06,845 --> 00:08:08,111 - Come on. - Thank you so much. 109 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,846 No problem. Just give us a call. 110 00:08:09,848 --> 00:08:10,948 Come on, come on, Roger. 111 00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:12,082 - The one-two pitch. - Come on, baby. 112 00:08:12,084 --> 00:08:13,951 The curve is hit deep into right field... 113 00:08:18,257 --> 00:08:22,092 We did it! We got it! 114 00:08:22,094 --> 00:08:23,160 - Yeah! - There it is! 115 00:08:24,797 --> 00:08:25,996 - All right. - Three-one, baby. Three-one. 116 00:08:25,998 --> 00:08:29,032 - Coming back. - Roger, baby, way to go! 117 00:08:29,034 --> 00:08:30,834 - Three-one. - Way to go! 118 00:08:30,836 --> 00:08:33,370 Do it again. Let's do it again. 119 00:08:33,372 --> 00:08:34,972 Come on, baby. 120 00:08:34,974 --> 00:08:36,073 No, Tony. 121 00:08:36,075 --> 00:08:38,177 Go get dressed. We're gonna eat. 122 00:08:39,812 --> 00:08:41,011 All right. 123 00:08:41,013 --> 00:08:43,247 No game seven, no game seven. 124 00:08:54,093 --> 00:08:56,393 From thy bounty, through Christ, our Lord. 125 00:08:56,395 --> 00:08:59,396 - Amen. - Amen. 126 00:08:59,398 --> 00:09:02,966 And if anyone hears of a job for Tony, let us know. 127 00:09:02,968 --> 00:09:04,434 - Dolor. - What? 128 00:09:04,436 --> 00:09:06,169 Please. 129 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,904 What happened? You get fired? 130 00:09:07,906 --> 00:09:09,139 - No. - No. 131 00:09:09,141 --> 00:09:10,841 The Copa's closing for repairs, 132 00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:12,811 so he just needs something for a couple of months. 133 00:09:21,053 --> 00:09:24,154 All the people he knows, he'll find something in no time. 134 00:09:24,156 --> 00:09:27,424 Well, he had a great job at the Sanitation Department. 135 00:09:27,426 --> 00:09:29,393 You shouldn't have punched out the foreman. 136 00:09:29,395 --> 00:09:31,361 He shouldn't have woke me up. 137 00:09:33,265 --> 00:09:35,633 That's Tony. 138 00:09:35,635 --> 00:09:37,234 I can't believe they lost. 139 00:09:37,236 --> 00:09:39,169 - Don't worry, don't worry. - Relax. 140 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,975 That never happened before. 141 00:09:44,977 --> 00:09:46,977 They're gonna win the World Series. 142 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,453 I'm telling you, this is gonna be 143 00:09:56,455 --> 00:09:58,422 the easiest 50 bucks you're ever gonna make. 144 00:09:58,424 --> 00:09:59,657 Yeah, we'll see. 145 00:09:59,659 --> 00:10:02,192 Hey, there they are. 146 00:10:02,194 --> 00:10:03,894 Hi, Johnny. 147 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:05,062 - Tony, how are you? - Hey, Paulie. 148 00:10:05,064 --> 00:10:07,130 - How you doing? - I'm good, I'm good. 149 00:10:07,132 --> 00:10:08,965 So, uh, Johnny here tells me you ate 150 00:10:08,967 --> 00:10:11,134 48 White Castle burgers all in one sitting. 151 00:10:11,136 --> 00:10:12,969 Cheeseburgers. 152 00:10:12,971 --> 00:10:14,371 You tell him, Frankie. 153 00:10:14,373 --> 00:10:15,506 I don't believe it. 154 00:10:15,508 --> 00:10:17,974 What do we care if you believe it? 155 00:10:17,976 --> 00:10:19,209 Hey, Gorman. 156 00:10:19,211 --> 00:10:21,244 What's the record here for hot dogs? 157 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,947 18, Fat Paulie. 158 00:10:23,949 --> 00:10:25,248 Why wasn't Lip in on that contest? 159 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,283 What contest? 160 00:10:26,285 --> 00:10:27,984 I was hungry. 161 00:10:27,986 --> 00:10:30,020 Well, the bet's simple. 162 00:10:30,022 --> 00:10:32,389 Half a C-note. Most hot dogs in an hour wins. 163 00:10:32,391 --> 00:10:34,026 With toppings. 164 00:10:35,528 --> 00:10:38,095 - What the hell you weigh? - 260. 165 00:10:38,097 --> 00:10:40,130 Hey, two... Your left ass weighs 260. 166 00:10:40,132 --> 00:10:42,700 May my mother-in-law drop dead on the spot if I'm lying. 167 00:10:45,971 --> 00:10:47,971 - All right. You're on. - Good. 168 00:10:50,209 --> 00:10:51,542 Pick it up, Lip! 169 00:10:51,544 --> 00:10:54,311 The baby elephant just hit 19! 170 00:10:54,313 --> 00:10:56,179 Let's go, Lip! Let's go! 171 00:10:56,181 --> 00:10:58,415 Come on, let's go, Lip! Let's get this going! 172 00:10:58,417 --> 00:11:00,283 You're embarrassing! 173 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,520 You're embarrassing your son! 174 00:11:02,522 --> 00:11:04,990 He is killing you! 175 00:11:12,264 --> 00:11:14,064 Hey, Nicky, you doing your homework? 176 00:11:14,066 --> 00:11:15,733 - Yep. - Good. 177 00:11:17,169 --> 00:11:18,536 Where you been? 178 00:11:18,538 --> 00:11:20,370 Gorman's. 179 00:11:20,372 --> 00:11:22,439 I'm making dinner. 180 00:11:24,343 --> 00:11:26,209 Fat Paulie bet me 50 bucks 181 00:11:26,211 --> 00:11:28,044 he could eat more hot dogs than me. 182 00:11:28,046 --> 00:11:29,479 He knocked off 24. 183 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,214 Guy's an animal. 184 00:11:31,216 --> 00:11:32,482 Are you crazy? 185 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,217 You lost $50? 186 00:11:34,219 --> 00:11:36,523 Dolores, please. 187 00:11:38,157 --> 00:11:39,458 I ate 26. 188 00:11:44,263 --> 00:11:46,997 You are so lucky. 189 00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:48,365 You know that? 190 00:11:48,367 --> 00:11:50,133 Rent is due on Monday. 191 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:56,475 You gonna get that? 192 00:11:59,144 --> 00:12:01,244 - Yeah? - Hey, Lip. 193 00:12:01,246 --> 00:12:03,280 Some guy called over here. A doctor. 194 00:12:03,282 --> 00:12:05,115 He's looking for a driver. 195 00:12:05,117 --> 00:12:07,050 - You interested? - Yeah. 196 00:12:07,052 --> 00:12:09,620 They're interviewing guys tomorrow afternoon. 197 00:12:09,622 --> 00:12:14,625 The address is, uh, 8817th Avenue. 198 00:12:14,627 --> 00:12:16,527 2:15. 199 00:12:36,281 --> 00:12:38,248 Hey. Excuse me. 200 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:40,050 We're not open right now, but you're welcome 201 00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:42,085 to purchase tickets to tonight's performance. 202 00:12:42,087 --> 00:12:43,253 Nah, that's all right. 203 00:12:43,255 --> 00:12:45,556 I, uh... I think I got the wrong address, 204 00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:48,325 but, uh, is there a doctor's office in here? 205 00:12:48,327 --> 00:12:49,660 A doctor's office? 206 00:12:49,662 --> 00:12:51,394 Dr. Shirley? 207 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,129 You have the correct address. 208 00:12:53,131 --> 00:12:55,334 Dr. Shirley lives upstairs, above the Hall. 209 00:13:01,106 --> 00:13:02,575 How you doing? 210 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:15,354 I'm here for the driver job. 211 00:13:16,388 --> 00:13:18,156 Tony Lip. 212 00:13:19,224 --> 00:13:21,592 No Tony Lip. 213 00:13:21,594 --> 00:13:24,094 No, I should be on there. 214 00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:26,263 Uh... 215 00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:30,300 no, um, I have a Tony Val... Valle-la-la... 216 00:13:30,302 --> 00:13:32,168 Vallelonga. Yeah. 217 00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:34,505 That's me. 218 00:13:34,507 --> 00:13:36,172 Fill it out while you wait. 219 00:13:36,174 --> 00:13:37,374 What? 220 00:13:37,376 --> 00:13:39,442 Fill it out while you wait. 221 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,380 Oh. Yeah. 222 00:14:03,536 --> 00:14:05,203 Have a seat. 223 00:14:33,365 --> 00:14:36,299 Mr. Vallelonga. Sorry to keep you waiting. 224 00:14:36,301 --> 00:14:37,668 Oh. 225 00:14:39,237 --> 00:14:40,771 I'm Dr. Donald Shirley. 226 00:14:40,773 --> 00:14:42,506 Tony. 227 00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:45,310 Yes. Please sit down. 228 00:14:47,947 --> 00:14:50,715 Some place you got here. 229 00:14:50,717 --> 00:14:52,750 Are them horns real? 230 00:14:52,752 --> 00:14:55,354 Elephant tusks, yes. 231 00:14:56,421 --> 00:14:57,722 What about that? 232 00:14:57,724 --> 00:14:59,358 Is that a molar? 233 00:15:00,693 --> 00:15:02,192 A what? 234 00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:04,494 A molar, a-a shark tooth. 235 00:15:04,496 --> 00:15:06,964 Or a tiger's, maybe. 236 00:15:06,966 --> 00:15:09,533 It was a gift. 237 00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:12,503 I thought, uh... I thought I was going to an office. 238 00:15:12,505 --> 00:15:15,405 They said a doctor needed a driver. 239 00:15:15,407 --> 00:15:16,741 That's all they told you? 240 00:15:16,743 --> 00:15:18,475 Yeah. 241 00:15:18,477 --> 00:15:22,412 Actually, it's a bit more complicated than that. 242 00:15:22,414 --> 00:15:24,617 Have you ever driven professionally before? 243 00:15:25,652 --> 00:15:27,450 Yeah. Sanitation. 244 00:15:27,452 --> 00:15:29,219 Garbage trucks. 245 00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:31,789 Plus, I drive my boss home at night. 246 00:15:31,791 --> 00:15:33,624 But I can drive anything. 247 00:15:33,626 --> 00:15:35,693 Limos. Tow trucks. 248 00:15:35,695 --> 00:15:37,394 Snowplows. Whatever. 249 00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:38,562 I see. 250 00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:40,497 What other experience do you have? 251 00:15:40,499 --> 00:15:42,232 I worked a lot of joints. 252 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,502 Wagon Wheel, Peppermint Lounge, Copa. 253 00:15:44,504 --> 00:15:46,302 In what capacity? 254 00:15:46,304 --> 00:15:47,505 What do you mean? 255 00:15:47,507 --> 00:15:49,439 What did you do there? 256 00:15:49,441 --> 00:15:51,176 Uh... 257 00:15:52,277 --> 00:15:53,844 Public relations. 258 00:15:53,846 --> 00:15:57,615 Well, first of all, Tony, I'm not a medical doctor. 259 00:15:57,617 --> 00:15:58,816 I'm a musician. 260 00:15:58,818 --> 00:16:01,251 You mean, like, songs? 261 00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:02,485 Yes. 262 00:16:02,487 --> 00:16:04,454 And I'm about to embark on a concert tour, 263 00:16:04,456 --> 00:16:06,389 the majority of which will be down south. 264 00:16:06,391 --> 00:16:07,625 Atlantic City. 265 00:16:07,627 --> 00:16:08,793 No. 266 00:16:08,795 --> 00:16:10,460 The Deep South. 267 00:16:10,462 --> 00:16:12,395 First, we're starting in the Midwest, 268 00:16:12,397 --> 00:16:13,798 and then we're taking a hard left. 269 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,800 Kentucky, North Carolina, Tennessee, 270 00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:17,768 and on down through the Delta. 271 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:20,838 Do you foresee any issues in working for a black man? 272 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,040 No. 273 00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:24,608 No, no, no. 274 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,677 It was just the other day, me and the wife 275 00:16:26,679 --> 00:16:28,715 had a couple of colored guys over at the house. 276 00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,750 For-for drinks. 277 00:16:32,752 --> 00:16:34,317 Hmm. I see. 278 00:16:34,319 --> 00:16:35,485 You're married. 279 00:16:35,487 --> 00:16:37,790 Yeah. Two kids. 280 00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:42,392 I'm not sure this is the proper job for a married man. 281 00:16:42,394 --> 00:16:44,394 Why? Are we bringing broads? 282 00:16:44,396 --> 00:16:47,865 My point is we'll be gone for eight straight weeks. 283 00:16:47,867 --> 00:16:50,534 No breaks, right up until Christmas. 284 00:16:50,536 --> 00:16:52,870 You're quite sure you can leave your family for that long? 285 00:16:52,872 --> 00:16:54,739 Depends what you're paying. 286 00:16:54,741 --> 00:16:56,774 A hundred dollars a week, plus room and board. 287 00:16:56,776 --> 00:16:57,875 Hmm. 288 00:16:57,877 --> 00:17:00,410 But let me be crystal clear. 289 00:17:00,412 --> 00:17:02,378 I'm not just hiring a chauffeur. 290 00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:05,516 I need someone who can handle my itinerary. 291 00:17:05,518 --> 00:17:08,351 Be a personal assistant. I need a valet. 292 00:17:08,353 --> 00:17:11,824 I need someone who can launder my clothes and shine my shoes. 293 00:17:13,893 --> 00:17:15,762 Good luck, Doc. 294 00:17:18,463 --> 00:17:19,766 Tony. 295 00:17:24,704 --> 00:17:26,670 I had my record label ask around town 296 00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:28,606 to find me the right man. 297 00:17:28,608 --> 00:17:31,276 Your name came up more than once. 298 00:17:32,545 --> 00:17:35,546 You've impressed several people with your... 299 00:17:35,548 --> 00:17:37,617 innate ability to handle trouble. 300 00:17:38,818 --> 00:17:40,751 And that is why I called and inquired 301 00:17:40,753 --> 00:17:42,722 about your availability. 302 00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:47,390 Okay, here's the deal. 303 00:17:47,392 --> 00:17:49,425 I got no problem being on the road with you. 304 00:17:49,427 --> 00:17:50,561 But I ain't no butler. 305 00:17:50,563 --> 00:17:52,462 I ain't ironing no shirts, 306 00:17:52,464 --> 00:17:53,831 and I'm not polishing nobody's shoes. 307 00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:56,133 You need somebody to get you from point A to point B? 308 00:17:56,135 --> 00:17:57,535 You need someone to make sure 309 00:17:57,537 --> 00:17:58,702 there's no problems along the way? 310 00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:00,704 And believe me, you and the Deep South, 311 00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:02,540 there's gonna be problems. 312 00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:03,808 So, if you want me, 313 00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:05,843 it's a buck and a quarter a week. 314 00:18:05,845 --> 00:18:08,444 Or go hire that little Chink just pranced out of here. 315 00:18:08,446 --> 00:18:10,482 See how far you get. 316 00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:15,451 Well, Mr. Vallelonga, 317 00:18:15,453 --> 00:18:17,788 thank you for stopping by. 318 00:18:29,969 --> 00:18:31,969 Hey, Bobby. 319 00:18:31,971 --> 00:18:33,871 Give me a Rheingold. 320 00:18:33,873 --> 00:18:35,741 Ice cold. 321 00:18:44,717 --> 00:18:45,751 Mr. Tony. 322 00:18:47,452 --> 00:18:49,419 Augie asking about you. 323 00:18:50,857 --> 00:18:52,590 Come on! I'm dying of thirst over here. 324 00:18:52,592 --> 00:18:53,624 Shut up! 325 00:18:53,626 --> 00:18:55,460 I'm talking. 326 00:18:58,197 --> 00:18:59,563 When? 327 00:18:59,565 --> 00:19:01,767 Now. He in his box. 328 00:19:27,894 --> 00:19:29,394 Tony Lip. 329 00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:32,930 What the hell happened at the Copa? 330 00:19:32,932 --> 00:19:34,867 I hear you almost split a guy's face open. 331 00:19:36,035 --> 00:19:38,769 That guy you hit, Mikey Cerrone, 332 00:19:38,771 --> 00:19:40,773 part of Charlie the Hand's crew. 333 00:19:41,941 --> 00:19:43,943 Guess he should have known better. 334 00:19:48,247 --> 00:19:50,547 Hand asked me to look into it. 335 00:19:50,549 --> 00:19:52,549 I spoke to Podell. 336 00:19:52,551 --> 00:19:55,755 Whole thing was, uh, over a piece of ass, right? 337 00:19:56,889 --> 00:19:58,722 Yeah. 338 00:19:58,724 --> 00:20:02,492 Beef like that should never happen inside the club. 339 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:04,695 They were out of line. 340 00:20:04,697 --> 00:20:06,699 So we squashed it. 341 00:20:08,701 --> 00:20:11,669 You, uh, looking to earn a little extra scharole? 342 00:20:11,671 --> 00:20:14,571 I can keep you busy while the Copa is down. 343 00:20:14,573 --> 00:20:15,875 What do I gotta do? 344 00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,879 Things. 345 00:20:22,548 --> 00:20:24,114 Appreciate it, but, uh, 346 00:20:24,116 --> 00:20:26,617 I want to spend some time with the family. 347 00:20:26,619 --> 00:20:28,519 Don't be stupid. 348 00:20:28,521 --> 00:20:31,622 You make yourself a few extra bucks, you buy something nice 349 00:20:31,624 --> 00:20:33,891 for that pretty little wife of yours. 350 00:20:33,893 --> 00:20:35,861 Hmm. 351 00:20:37,964 --> 00:20:39,897 Nah, I'm good. 352 00:20:39,899 --> 00:20:41,867 I'm flush right now. 353 00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:56,880 Here's 50. 354 00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:59,852 Here. Pay me 60 by New Year's, you get it back. 355 00:21:02,822 --> 00:21:05,055 Hey, Lip. 356 00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:07,024 Everything okay? 357 00:21:07,026 --> 00:21:09,762 What, you got beak trouble, Charlie? 358 00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,597 Mind your business. 359 00:21:16,335 --> 00:21:18,035 So, come on. I'm dying to hear. 360 00:21:18,037 --> 00:21:19,770 What happened with the doctor interview? 361 00:21:19,772 --> 00:21:21,772 He ain't a real doctor. 362 00:21:21,774 --> 00:21:23,173 He's a piano player. 363 00:21:23,175 --> 00:21:25,042 Well, I don't understand. 364 00:21:25,044 --> 00:21:26,910 Why did they say that he was a doctor? 365 00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:29,046 I don't know. I think he's, like, 366 00:21:29,048 --> 00:21:31,582 a doctor of, uh, piano playing or something. 367 00:21:31,584 --> 00:21:32,916 You can be that? 368 00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,585 I guess. 369 00:21:34,587 --> 00:21:36,854 He lives on top of Carnegie Hall. 370 00:21:36,856 --> 00:21:38,722 You should've seen this place, Dee. 371 00:21:38,724 --> 00:21:41,125 It was filled with statues and all kinds of fancy crap. 372 00:21:41,127 --> 00:21:43,660 And he was sitting on top of a friggin' throne 373 00:21:43,662 --> 00:21:46,096 all dressed up like, uh, like the king of the jungle bunnies. 374 00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:48,968 He's colored? 375 00:21:51,771 --> 00:21:53,804 Well, you wouldn't last a week with him. 376 00:21:53,806 --> 00:21:56,373 For the right money, I would. 377 00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:08,385 Yeah. 378 00:22:08,387 --> 00:22:09,987 Oh. 379 00:22:09,989 --> 00:22:12,790 Look... 380 00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:14,658 Really? 381 00:22:14,660 --> 00:22:15,859 - Uh, okay. - You okay? 382 00:22:15,861 --> 00:22:17,161 Okay, hang on a sec. 383 00:22:17,163 --> 00:22:21,398 It's, uh, Dr. Shirley, the piano guy. 384 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,200 He wants to talk to you. 385 00:22:23,202 --> 00:22:24,868 - Me? - Yeah. 386 00:22:24,870 --> 00:22:26,670 What? No. 387 00:22:26,672 --> 00:22:27,971 Come on. 388 00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:29,206 - Take it. - No. Tony... 389 00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:30,843 Just... just talk. 390 00:22:33,979 --> 00:22:35,714 Hello? 391 00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:39,083 Uh, good morning, Doctor. 392 00:22:39,085 --> 00:22:41,120 It's nice to talk to you. 393 00:22:45,991 --> 00:22:48,828 Well, uh, yes, that is a long time. 394 00:22:51,764 --> 00:22:53,065 It is. 395 00:22:54,867 --> 00:22:56,967 Yes. I'm sure. 396 00:22:56,969 --> 00:22:58,902 Thank you. 397 00:22:58,904 --> 00:23:01,105 Thank you for calling. 398 00:23:01,107 --> 00:23:02,741 Bye, now. 399 00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:06,979 What'd he say? 400 00:23:08,214 --> 00:23:10,247 He wanted to know if I'd be okay 401 00:23:10,249 --> 00:23:15,119 with him taking my husband away from his family for two months. 402 00:23:15,121 --> 00:23:18,624 He said he'd pay you what you asked for. 403 00:23:23,696 --> 00:23:25,231 - Hey. - Hmm? 404 00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:29,066 It's good money. 405 00:23:29,068 --> 00:23:30,936 We need it. 406 00:23:33,072 --> 00:23:36,942 Can't be eating 26 hot dogs every day. 407 00:23:38,777 --> 00:23:41,278 I know. 408 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,618 I told him it was okay for you to go. 409 00:23:46,819 --> 00:23:49,119 All right, hey, look, so here's the first half of your pay. 410 00:23:49,121 --> 00:23:51,054 You're gonna get the rest when the tour's over. 411 00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:52,789 No, I gotta get paid every week. 412 00:23:52,791 --> 00:23:54,791 Sorry. That's not how the record company does it. 413 00:23:54,793 --> 00:23:56,960 We got to have some guarantee you're gonna finish the job. 414 00:23:56,962 --> 00:23:59,863 Why wouldn't I finish the job? I took it, didn't I? 415 00:23:59,865 --> 00:24:03,200 Well, then we got nothing to worry about. 416 00:24:03,202 --> 00:24:05,869 Here's the deal, Mr. Vallelonga. 417 00:24:05,871 --> 00:24:08,238 Okay, it's your job to get Don to all his tour dates on time. 418 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,773 Now, if he misses any shows, 419 00:24:09,775 --> 00:24:10,974 you're not getting your back end. 420 00:24:10,976 --> 00:24:13,177 - He's not gonna miss any show. - Good. 421 00:24:13,179 --> 00:24:15,946 Oh, you're gonna need this. 422 00:24:15,948 --> 00:24:18,015 Now, this is the book I was telling you about. 423 00:24:18,017 --> 00:24:20,083 Now, sometimes you guys are staying in the same hotel, 424 00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:22,219 sometimes you're not. 425 00:24:22,221 --> 00:24:24,821 - Oh, yeah, the... - Yeah, yeah. 426 00:24:24,823 --> 00:24:27,991 All right, don't let me down. Let's go. 427 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,000 Madonne, is this the new one? 428 00:24:37,002 --> 00:24:39,002 Yeah, the record company rented it. 429 00:24:39,004 --> 00:24:40,771 - It's nice, huh? - Beautiful. 430 00:24:40,773 --> 00:24:42,372 So, what'd my sister have to say 431 00:24:42,374 --> 00:24:44,374 about you being gone for three weeks? 432 00:24:44,376 --> 00:24:46,777 Eight weeks. 433 00:24:46,779 --> 00:24:48,546 Ten to one, you slap this moolie out, 434 00:24:48,548 --> 00:24:51,848 you come home in under a month. 435 00:24:51,850 --> 00:24:53,551 - Come here. - All right, boys, huddle up. 436 00:24:53,553 --> 00:24:55,852 - Say good-bye to your father. - Frankie, Nicky. Come here. 437 00:24:55,854 --> 00:24:56,987 All right. 438 00:24:56,989 --> 00:24:58,855 - You gonna be good boys? - Uh-huh. 439 00:24:58,857 --> 00:25:00,290 - You'll listen to your mother? - Mm-hmm. 440 00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:02,159 Yeah? All right, give me a kiss. 441 00:25:02,161 --> 00:25:05,095 I'm counting on youse. 442 00:25:05,097 --> 00:25:07,733 - Don't go too far. - We won't. 443 00:25:10,135 --> 00:25:13,203 - Did you go to the AAA for the maps? - Yes. 444 00:25:13,205 --> 00:25:15,872 No. I mean, the record companies gave me the maps 445 00:25:15,874 --> 00:25:17,876 and the itinerary, and this thing. 446 00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:21,245 The Negro Motorist's Green Book. 447 00:25:21,247 --> 00:25:24,248 Yeah, it lists all the places coloreds can stay down south. 448 00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:27,150 Like a... you know, traveling while black. 449 00:25:27,152 --> 00:25:30,020 - "Traveling while black"? - Yeah, if you're black 450 00:25:30,022 --> 00:25:31,888 and you gotta travel, for some reason. 451 00:25:31,890 --> 00:25:34,891 - Got a special book for that? - I guess. 452 00:25:34,893 --> 00:25:37,094 - Did you pack the iron? - I ain't lugging no iron, Dee. 453 00:25:37,096 --> 00:25:39,229 - Come on. - How are you gonna press your pants, Tony? 454 00:25:39,231 --> 00:25:41,898 I'll put 'em under the mattress. 455 00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,967 I want you to write me a letter. 456 00:25:43,969 --> 00:25:46,036 - Every chance you get. - I can't write letters. 457 00:25:46,038 --> 00:25:47,605 Yes, you can. 458 00:25:47,607 --> 00:25:49,172 - I can't write. - Take you five minutes. 459 00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:50,307 - Promise me. - It's embarrassing. 460 00:25:50,309 --> 00:25:52,109 It ain't gonna be no good. 461 00:25:52,111 --> 00:25:54,878 It's a lot cheaper than calling long-distance, Tony. 462 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,880 Promise me you're gonna write. 463 00:25:56,882 --> 00:25:58,752 I promise. 464 00:26:00,452 --> 00:26:02,452 Dee, put this in a bank today. 465 00:26:02,454 --> 00:26:04,388 It's half my pay. 466 00:26:04,390 --> 00:26:06,423 Oh. Here. There's a couple of sandwiches 467 00:26:06,425 --> 00:26:08,325 for you and Dr. Shirley. 468 00:26:08,327 --> 00:26:09,393 Thanks. 469 00:26:09,395 --> 00:26:10,927 Be careful. 470 00:26:10,929 --> 00:26:13,330 - I will. - I love you. 471 00:26:13,332 --> 00:26:14,998 I love you, too, baby. 472 00:26:19,238 --> 00:26:21,238 You better be home for Christmas, 473 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,142 or don't come home at all. 474 00:26:27,946 --> 00:26:30,180 I got it, Pop. I got it. 475 00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:57,341 Hey. 476 00:26:57,343 --> 00:26:59,009 I'm Tony. 477 00:26:59,011 --> 00:27:00,911 His driver. 478 00:27:00,913 --> 00:27:02,448 Bum a smoke? 479 00:27:07,252 --> 00:27:08,987 Thanks. 480 00:27:17,396 --> 00:27:19,398 So, you're the band? 481 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,534 Oleg. Cello. 482 00:27:23,536 --> 00:27:25,202 George. Bass. 483 00:27:25,204 --> 00:27:28,004 And we're not a band. We're a trio. 484 00:27:28,006 --> 00:27:31,041 Oh. Trio. Right. 485 00:27:31,043 --> 00:27:33,043 Good morning. Excuse me. 486 00:27:33,045 --> 00:27:34,179 Morning. 487 00:27:58,437 --> 00:28:00,472 Thank you, Amit. 488 00:28:01,508 --> 00:28:03,275 Have a wonderful trip, sir. 489 00:29:11,243 --> 00:29:12,643 Tony, the first thing 490 00:29:12,645 --> 00:29:15,212 I'd like you to do when we arrive in the city... 491 00:29:15,214 --> 00:29:16,647 - Hmm? - ... is check the piano where I'm playing. 492 00:29:16,649 --> 00:29:19,517 Make sure it's a Steinway as per my contract. 493 00:29:21,621 --> 00:29:25,255 And can you see to it that there's a bottle of Cutty Sark 494 00:29:25,257 --> 00:29:27,592 in my room every night? 495 00:29:27,594 --> 00:29:29,192 Every night? 496 00:29:31,196 --> 00:29:33,598 Well, if you ever need any help with that... 497 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,432 I won't. 498 00:29:37,102 --> 00:29:39,570 Ten and two on the wheel, please. 499 00:29:42,140 --> 00:29:44,207 Hey, Doc. 500 00:29:44,209 --> 00:29:46,343 I noticed on the itinerary thing, 501 00:29:46,345 --> 00:29:49,346 the last show's on the 23rd of December, right? 502 00:29:49,348 --> 00:29:51,481 Birmingham, yes. It's a Christmas show. 503 00:29:51,483 --> 00:29:54,585 So, any way we could, uh, maybe hit the road early next morning 504 00:29:54,587 --> 00:29:57,087 so we'd be home in time for Christmas Eve? 505 00:29:57,089 --> 00:29:58,355 We'll see. 506 00:29:58,357 --> 00:30:00,190 Appreciate it. 507 00:30:00,192 --> 00:30:03,226 Could you put out the cigarette, please? 508 00:30:03,228 --> 00:30:05,295 Why? 509 00:30:05,297 --> 00:30:07,466 I can't breathe back here. 510 00:30:09,167 --> 00:30:10,635 What are you talking about? 511 00:30:10,637 --> 00:30:13,604 Smoke's going in my lungs; I'm doing all the work here. 512 00:30:13,606 --> 00:30:15,340 Thank you. 513 00:31:07,426 --> 00:31:08,759 What are you looking at? 514 00:31:11,363 --> 00:31:12,663 You speak German, huh? 515 00:31:12,665 --> 00:31:14,431 That was Russian. 516 00:31:14,433 --> 00:31:16,433 Yeah, I was stationed in Germany in the Army. 517 00:31:16,435 --> 00:31:19,402 I could pick up a little bit of what you were saying there. 518 00:31:19,404 --> 00:31:21,639 Watch out for them krauts. 519 00:31:21,641 --> 00:31:23,608 They're all sneaks. 520 00:31:23,610 --> 00:31:26,309 Kennedy should've bombed them when he had the chance. 521 00:31:26,311 --> 00:31:28,313 Plus, now them Cuban bastards. 522 00:31:29,782 --> 00:31:32,215 Ain't they supposed to be following us? 523 00:31:32,217 --> 00:31:33,517 They have the itinerary. 524 00:31:33,519 --> 00:31:36,219 As long as they get to the show on time, 525 00:31:36,221 --> 00:31:39,289 I'm not worried about it, and neither should you. 526 00:31:39,291 --> 00:31:42,392 I ain't worried about nothing. 527 00:31:42,394 --> 00:31:45,261 In fact, when you see me worried, you'll know. 528 00:31:45,263 --> 00:31:46,429 - Tony... - You'll know if I'm worried. 529 00:31:46,431 --> 00:31:47,765 How about some quiet time? 530 00:31:47,767 --> 00:31:50,300 - Hmm? - Sure. 531 00:31:52,772 --> 00:31:55,640 It's amazing you said that. 532 00:31:55,642 --> 00:31:58,208 "How about some quiet time?" 533 00:31:58,210 --> 00:32:00,778 Dolores, my wife, used to say that all the time. 534 00:32:00,780 --> 00:32:02,613 Well, not all the time, but you know. 535 00:32:02,615 --> 00:32:04,649 She says it when... when I come home from work sometimes. 536 00:32:04,651 --> 00:32:06,550 You know, she's been with the kids all day, 537 00:32:06,552 --> 00:32:08,719 and she'll say, "Tony, how about some quiet time?" 538 00:32:08,721 --> 00:32:10,688 Exactly like how you said it. 539 00:32:10,690 --> 00:32:12,224 I mean, it's amazing. 540 00:32:18,631 --> 00:32:20,432 How is that? 541 00:32:22,234 --> 00:32:23,703 Salty. 542 00:32:25,838 --> 00:32:29,174 Have you ever considered becoming a food critic? 543 00:32:31,678 --> 00:32:33,611 No. Not really. 544 00:32:33,613 --> 00:32:35,546 Why? Is there money in that? 545 00:32:35,548 --> 00:32:38,481 I'm just saying you have a marvelous way with words 546 00:32:38,483 --> 00:32:40,584 when describing food. 547 00:32:40,586 --> 00:32:42,653 "Salty." 548 00:32:42,655 --> 00:32:45,424 So vivid, one can almost taste it. 549 00:32:46,726 --> 00:32:48,592 Hey, I'm just saying it's salty. 550 00:32:48,594 --> 00:32:49,794 And salt's cheating. 551 00:32:49,796 --> 00:32:52,295 Any cook can make things salty. 552 00:32:52,297 --> 00:32:53,731 To make it taste good without the salt, 553 00:32:53,733 --> 00:32:55,766 with just the other flavors, that's the trick. 554 00:32:55,768 --> 00:32:57,400 I mean, you take the basic ingredients... 555 00:32:57,402 --> 00:32:59,469 We should really get going soon if we expect 556 00:32:59,471 --> 00:33:01,471 to get to Pittsburgh by dinner. 557 00:33:01,473 --> 00:33:03,473 Hmm. Hey, when I was in the Army, 558 00:33:03,475 --> 00:33:05,442 I knew a guy from Pittsburgh. 559 00:33:05,444 --> 00:33:07,745 Except he called it "Titsburgh." 560 00:33:07,747 --> 00:33:11,216 'Cause he said all the women there had huge tits. 561 00:33:12,051 --> 00:33:13,718 That's absurd. 562 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,886 Why would women in Pittsburgh have larger breasts 563 00:33:15,888 --> 00:33:18,622 than, say, women in New York? 564 00:33:18,624 --> 00:33:21,625 Guess we'll find out, huh? 565 00:33:21,627 --> 00:33:24,394 Hey, you know, when you first hired me, 566 00:33:24,396 --> 00:33:26,764 my wife went out and bought one of your records. 567 00:33:26,766 --> 00:33:28,899 The one about the orphans. 568 00:33:28,901 --> 00:33:30,634 Orphans? 569 00:33:30,636 --> 00:33:32,469 Yeah. 570 00:33:32,471 --> 00:33:35,474 Cover had a bunch of kids sitting around a campfire. 571 00:33:36,509 --> 00:33:37,777 Orpheus. 572 00:33:38,811 --> 00:33:40,443 Yeah. 573 00:33:40,445 --> 00:33:41,579 Orpheus in the Underworld. 574 00:33:41,581 --> 00:33:43,080 It's based on a French opera. 575 00:33:43,082 --> 00:33:45,583 And those weren't children on the cover. 576 00:33:45,585 --> 00:33:48,451 Those were demons in the bowels of hell. 577 00:33:48,453 --> 00:33:50,554 No shit. 578 00:33:50,556 --> 00:33:52,859 Must have been naughty kids. 579 00:34:06,806 --> 00:34:08,806 What are... what are you doing? 580 00:34:08,808 --> 00:34:11,474 Gotta take a leak, Doc. 581 00:34:11,476 --> 00:34:13,511 Here? Now? 582 00:34:13,513 --> 00:34:15,713 You want me to piss my pants? 583 00:35:33,626 --> 00:35:35,759 - Oh, hey, Doc. - Good afternoon. 584 00:35:37,196 --> 00:35:39,663 Take this for any incidentals we may need. 585 00:35:39,665 --> 00:35:42,432 If you want to buy something, you don't have to ask. 586 00:35:42,434 --> 00:35:44,434 Just keep the receipts, please. 587 00:35:44,436 --> 00:35:46,503 When it runs low, let me know. 588 00:35:46,505 --> 00:35:47,805 Oh. Thanks. 589 00:35:47,807 --> 00:35:49,441 One more thing. 590 00:35:50,977 --> 00:35:55,012 We'll be attending many events before and after the concerts. 591 00:35:55,014 --> 00:35:56,747 Interacting with some of the wealthiest 592 00:35:56,749 --> 00:35:59,617 and most highly educated people in the country. 593 00:35:59,619 --> 00:36:01,919 It is my feeling that your diction, 594 00:36:01,921 --> 00:36:04,521 however charming it may be in the tristate area, 595 00:36:04,523 --> 00:36:06,924 could use some... finessing. 596 00:36:06,926 --> 00:36:10,428 You mean diction... like in what way? 597 00:36:11,731 --> 00:36:13,766 Like in the only way the word is ever used. 598 00:36:14,967 --> 00:36:17,067 - Okay. - Your intonation, inflection, 599 00:36:17,069 --> 00:36:18,869 your choice of words. 600 00:36:18,871 --> 00:36:20,871 Hey, I got my own problems. 601 00:36:20,873 --> 00:36:22,740 Now I gotta worry about what people think 602 00:36:22,742 --> 00:36:24,909 - about the way I talk? - There are simple techniques 603 00:36:24,911 --> 00:36:27,544 I can teach you that are quite effective. I can help you. 604 00:36:27,546 --> 00:36:29,079 I-I don't need no goddamn help. People don't like 605 00:36:29,081 --> 00:36:31,517 the way I talk, they can go take a shit. 606 00:36:32,551 --> 00:36:34,785 The profanity is another issue. 607 00:36:34,787 --> 00:36:36,987 Why are you breaking my balls? 608 00:36:36,989 --> 00:36:39,690 Because you can do better, Mr. Vallelonga. 609 00:36:39,692 --> 00:36:41,926 Which brings me to one more point. 610 00:36:41,928 --> 00:36:43,827 As the guest of honor, I'll be introduced 611 00:36:43,829 --> 00:36:45,796 when entering these intimate events. 612 00:36:45,798 --> 00:36:47,631 You will be introduced as well. 613 00:36:47,633 --> 00:36:49,733 In my humble opinion, 614 00:36:49,735 --> 00:36:52,703 "Vallelonga" may be difficult to pronounce. 615 00:36:52,705 --> 00:36:54,939 So I was thinking... 616 00:36:54,941 --> 00:36:57,074 Valle would be more appropriate. 617 00:36:57,076 --> 00:36:59,843 Tony Valle. Short and sweet. 618 00:36:59,845 --> 00:37:00,911 Eh... 619 00:37:00,913 --> 00:37:02,079 nah. 620 00:37:02,081 --> 00:37:03,948 They got a problem with Vallelonga, 621 00:37:03,950 --> 00:37:05,683 they can call me Tony Lip. 622 00:37:05,685 --> 00:37:07,584 These are genteel people. 623 00:37:07,586 --> 00:37:09,954 "Tony the Lip" may be a little... 624 00:37:09,956 --> 00:37:11,956 worldly for them. 625 00:37:11,958 --> 00:37:14,525 Well, then it's Tony Vallelonga. 626 00:37:14,527 --> 00:37:17,828 All these high-class people, so much smarter than me, 627 00:37:17,830 --> 00:37:19,930 with their intelligence and speaking abilities, 628 00:37:19,932 --> 00:37:21,865 you're telling me they can't pronounce my name? 629 00:37:21,867 --> 00:37:23,968 They don't like it, they can shove it up their ass. 630 00:37:23,970 --> 00:37:25,972 I'll just wait outside. 631 00:37:27,006 --> 00:37:29,640 A sound compromise. 632 00:37:45,591 --> 00:37:47,691 Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we are privileged 633 00:37:47,693 --> 00:37:51,829 to present a great American artist. 634 00:37:51,831 --> 00:37:53,731 He gave his first public performance 635 00:37:53,733 --> 00:37:54,932 at the age of three. 636 00:37:54,934 --> 00:37:56,633 At age 18, 637 00:37:56,635 --> 00:37:58,635 at Arthur Fiedler's invitation, 638 00:37:58,637 --> 00:38:01,005 our guest made his concert debut 639 00:38:01,007 --> 00:38:02,973 with the Boston Pops. 640 00:38:02,975 --> 00:38:05,976 He holds doctorates in psychology, in music 641 00:38:05,978 --> 00:38:08,579 and in the liturgical arts. 642 00:38:08,581 --> 00:38:10,714 And he has performed at the White House twice 643 00:38:10,716 --> 00:38:12,349 in the past 14 months. 644 00:38:12,351 --> 00:38:14,985 He is a true virtuoso. 645 00:38:14,987 --> 00:38:16,787 - And it's a... - "Virtuoso." 646 00:38:16,789 --> 00:38:19,723 - It's a special treat for me... - That's Italian. 647 00:38:19,725 --> 00:38:23,127 Means, uh, means really good. 648 00:38:23,129 --> 00:38:25,796 So, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome 649 00:38:25,798 --> 00:38:27,967 the Don Shirley Trio. 650 00:40:01,293 --> 00:40:03,093 A new pair of shoes! 651 00:40:04,897 --> 00:40:07,197 - Hard ten! Lady's friend. - He keeps on winning! 652 00:40:07,199 --> 00:40:09,933 It's your dice. I'm just having a lucky night. 653 00:40:09,935 --> 00:40:11,168 You cheating, brother! 654 00:40:11,170 --> 00:40:13,937 - Tony. - Get him again. Get him again. 655 00:40:13,939 --> 00:40:16,006 - Boss man's calling. - He ain't my boss. 656 00:40:16,008 --> 00:40:17,808 I work for the record company. 657 00:40:17,810 --> 00:40:19,776 Yeah, I work for the record company, too. 658 00:40:19,778 --> 00:40:21,178 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, come on, man. 659 00:40:21,180 --> 00:40:23,247 Hey, give us a chance to win back our loot, huh? 660 00:40:23,249 --> 00:40:24,915 I'm sorry, fellas, duty calls. 661 00:40:24,917 --> 00:40:27,017 - Come on, man. - "Duty calls"? 662 00:40:27,019 --> 00:40:29,253 My man, my duty is to get my money back. 663 00:40:29,255 --> 00:40:31,255 I've been looking for you. 664 00:40:31,257 --> 00:40:34,324 Yeah, sorry. The guys were having a little game. 665 00:40:34,326 --> 00:40:37,794 Next time you need extra money, just ask me. 666 00:40:37,796 --> 00:40:39,296 It's more fun winning it. 667 00:40:39,298 --> 00:40:41,098 And what if you lost? 668 00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:44,067 Grab some cards. I don't lose, Doc. 669 00:40:44,069 --> 00:40:46,069 I don't lose. 670 00:40:46,071 --> 00:40:47,871 So stooping down in the gravel 671 00:40:47,873 --> 00:40:50,040 pitching dice for pocket change makes you a winner? 672 00:40:50,042 --> 00:40:51,942 What are you giving me shit for? 673 00:40:51,944 --> 00:40:53,810 Everybody was doing it. 674 00:40:53,812 --> 00:40:57,281 They didn't have a choice whether to be inside or out. 675 00:40:57,283 --> 00:40:59,151 You did. 676 00:41:02,254 --> 00:41:04,957 Now, wipe off your knees. You have dirt on them. 677 00:41:25,177 --> 00:41:28,011 Dear Dolores: How are you? 678 00:41:28,013 --> 00:41:30,180 I am fine. 679 00:41:30,182 --> 00:41:33,083 "I'm eating real good. Hamburgers, mostly. 680 00:41:33,085 --> 00:41:36,853 "So don't worry about me not eating good. 681 00:41:36,855 --> 00:41:40,224 "I saw Dr. Shirley play the piano tonight. 682 00:41:40,226 --> 00:41:42,359 "He don't play like a colored guy. 683 00:41:42,361 --> 00:41:45,896 "He plays like Liberace, but better. 684 00:41:45,898 --> 00:41:48,031 "He's like a genius, I think. 685 00:41:48,033 --> 00:41:50,400 "When I look at him in the rearview mirror, 686 00:41:50,402 --> 00:41:52,570 "I can tell he's always thinking about stuff 687 00:41:52,572 --> 00:41:53,971 "in his head. 688 00:41:53,973 --> 00:41:56,139 "I guess that's what geniuses do. 689 00:41:56,141 --> 00:41:59,843 "But it don't look fun to be that smart. 690 00:41:59,845 --> 00:42:03,046 I miss you very, very much." 691 00:42:10,956 --> 00:42:12,856 Who is this? 692 00:42:12,858 --> 00:42:14,057 Who? 693 00:42:14,059 --> 00:42:16,594 On the radio. 694 00:42:16,596 --> 00:42:18,895 Little Richard. 695 00:42:18,897 --> 00:42:20,964 Really? That's Little Richard? 696 00:42:20,966 --> 00:42:22,432 Yeah. 697 00:42:22,434 --> 00:42:24,101 Think you could play something like that, Doc? 698 00:42:25,437 --> 00:42:29,139 I don't know. Sounds fairly complicated. 699 00:42:29,141 --> 00:42:31,842 Got that right. 700 00:42:31,844 --> 00:42:34,344 So, where did this "Tony the Lip" moniker come from? 701 00:42:34,346 --> 00:42:37,347 It's not Tony the Lip. 702 00:42:37,349 --> 00:42:40,017 It's Tony Lip. One word. 703 00:42:40,019 --> 00:42:42,352 I got it when I was kid, 'cause my friend said 704 00:42:42,354 --> 00:42:45,155 I was the best bullshit artist in the Bronx. 705 00:42:45,157 --> 00:42:47,190 Why are you smiling? 706 00:42:47,192 --> 00:42:48,992 What do you mean? 707 00:42:48,994 --> 00:42:51,128 It doesn't bother you that your friends, 708 00:42:51,130 --> 00:42:53,463 the people closest to you, consider you a liar? 709 00:42:53,465 --> 00:42:55,098 Who said "liar"? 710 00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:57,234 I said "bullshit artist." 711 00:42:57,236 --> 00:42:58,969 And what's the difference? 712 00:42:58,971 --> 00:43:01,238 'Cause I don't lie. Ever. 713 00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:03,407 I'm just good at talking people into... 714 00:43:03,409 --> 00:43:05,909 you know, doing things they don't want to do. 715 00:43:05,911 --> 00:43:08,078 By bullshitting them. 716 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,080 And you're proud of that? 717 00:43:10,082 --> 00:43:11,415 Well, it got me this job. 718 00:43:16,955 --> 00:43:18,488 Wait a minute. You're full of shit. 719 00:43:18,490 --> 00:43:20,123 You never heard of Chubby Checker? 720 00:43:20,125 --> 00:43:21,958 Of course I've heard of him. 721 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,960 - I've just never heard his music before. - I mean... 722 00:43:23,962 --> 00:43:26,229 But I like this. This is nice. 723 00:43:26,231 --> 00:43:28,231 He's got a silky voice, very smooth. 724 00:43:28,233 --> 00:43:29,966 Yeah, he's terrific. 725 00:43:29,968 --> 00:43:31,968 This is what everybody's dancing to now. 726 00:43:31,970 --> 00:43:33,570 - This stuff... - Eyes on the road, Tony. 727 00:43:37,009 --> 00:43:38,342 You know this song. 728 00:43:38,344 --> 00:43:40,077 I don't think so, no. 729 00:43:40,079 --> 00:43:42,479 How could you not know this music? 730 00:43:42,481 --> 00:43:44,682 Aretha Franklin. 731 00:43:44,684 --> 00:43:47,217 Chubby Checker, Little Richard, Sam Cooke. 732 00:43:47,219 --> 00:43:50,921 I mean, come on, Doc. These are your people. 733 00:44:04,269 --> 00:44:07,003 Do you want anything? I'm getting a pack of smokes. 734 00:44:07,005 --> 00:44:08,874 No, thank you. 735 00:44:38,103 --> 00:44:40,137 Grabbed the rock and put it in his pocket. 736 00:44:40,139 --> 00:44:41,506 Thank you, Oleg. 737 00:44:41,508 --> 00:44:43,073 Nice turtleneck. 738 00:44:43,075 --> 00:44:44,443 Way to mix it up. 739 00:44:47,312 --> 00:44:49,312 Got you an apple, Doc. 740 00:44:54,554 --> 00:44:58,123 Before we pull out, Tony, we need to have a talk. 741 00:44:59,324 --> 00:45:00,758 Yeah? 742 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,492 Oleg told me what you did. 743 00:45:02,494 --> 00:45:04,161 What'd I do? 744 00:45:04,163 --> 00:45:06,396 You stole a jade stone from the store. 745 00:45:06,398 --> 00:45:08,533 - No, I didn't. - He watched you do it. 746 00:45:08,535 --> 00:45:10,434 I didn't steal no stone. 747 00:45:10,436 --> 00:45:12,369 You picked it up and put it in your pocket. 748 00:45:12,371 --> 00:45:14,204 I picked up a rock off of the ground. 749 00:45:14,206 --> 00:45:15,272 I didn't steal from a box. 750 00:45:15,274 --> 00:45:17,407 Now, why would you pick up a rock off the ground? 751 00:45:17,409 --> 00:45:19,276 I don't know. 752 00:45:19,278 --> 00:45:21,278 'Cause it ain't stealing. 753 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:22,479 It's just a regular rock. 754 00:45:22,481 --> 00:45:24,448 And why would you want a regular rock? 755 00:45:24,450 --> 00:45:26,082 To have. 756 00:45:26,084 --> 00:45:27,785 For luck, maybe. 757 00:45:27,787 --> 00:45:29,085 A lucky rock. 758 00:45:29,087 --> 00:45:31,089 - Yeah. - Let me see it. 759 00:45:42,434 --> 00:45:44,802 Mm-mm. 760 00:45:44,804 --> 00:45:47,237 Take it back and pay for it. 761 00:45:49,107 --> 00:45:51,241 I told you that kraut was a snake. 762 00:45:51,243 --> 00:45:53,410 Rats me out for something I didn't even do! 763 00:45:53,412 --> 00:45:55,513 Pay for the stone, Tony; you'll feel better. 764 00:45:55,515 --> 00:45:58,616 I feel fine. And I ain't paying for no regular rock 765 00:45:58,618 --> 00:46:01,184 I found in the dirt. 766 00:46:01,186 --> 00:46:04,387 Do not drive, Mr. Vallelonga. 767 00:46:06,559 --> 00:46:08,561 Put it back. 768 00:46:32,519 --> 00:46:35,118 - Feel better? - No. 769 00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,855 If you'd like, Tony, I'd happily buy you the stone. 770 00:46:37,857 --> 00:46:41,291 Don't bother. You took all the fun out of it. 771 00:47:17,897 --> 00:47:20,463 Excuse me. Sir. 772 00:47:20,465 --> 00:47:22,265 I'm with the band. 773 00:47:22,267 --> 00:47:23,400 You're all set up. 774 00:47:23,402 --> 00:47:25,603 This isn't the piano, right? 775 00:47:25,605 --> 00:47:26,904 That's it. 776 00:47:26,906 --> 00:47:28,606 It ain't a Steinway. 777 00:47:28,608 --> 00:47:30,340 So what? 778 00:47:30,342 --> 00:47:33,176 Dr. Shirley only plays on Steinway grand pianos. 779 00:47:33,178 --> 00:47:35,211 It's in his written contract. 780 00:47:35,213 --> 00:47:36,479 Who's Dr. Shirley? 781 00:47:36,481 --> 00:47:38,749 Dr. Shirley. The Don Shirley Trio. 782 00:47:38,751 --> 00:47:40,618 They're playing tonight. 783 00:47:40,620 --> 00:47:42,352 Does it really matter? 784 00:47:42,354 --> 00:47:45,190 Yeah, it does. It's in his contract. 785 00:47:46,491 --> 00:47:48,358 Come on, man. Man, these coons 786 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,429 can play on anything you put in front of them. 787 00:47:54,567 --> 00:47:56,366 But it's a piece of shit. 788 00:47:56,368 --> 00:47:58,368 And there's garbage in there. 789 00:47:58,370 --> 00:48:00,270 So take it out. 790 00:48:00,272 --> 00:48:01,507 What'd you say? 791 00:48:02,609 --> 00:48:04,209 You heard me. 792 00:48:07,312 --> 00:48:09,412 Hey. You got two, three hours. 793 00:48:09,414 --> 00:48:11,448 Just get a clean Steinway in here. 794 00:48:11,450 --> 00:48:13,517 Oh, there ain't a Steinway on campus. 795 00:48:13,519 --> 00:48:15,318 Not my problem. 796 00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:16,721 I bet there's not two Steinways 797 00:48:16,723 --> 00:48:18,388 in the whole state of Indiana. 798 00:48:18,390 --> 00:48:20,625 I guess you'd better move your ass, then. 799 00:48:20,627 --> 00:48:22,662 Who you think you're talking to, greaseball? 800 00:48:52,625 --> 00:48:54,357 Dear Dolores: 801 00:48:54,359 --> 00:48:56,426 This morning I had steak and eggs 802 00:48:56,428 --> 00:48:57,695 for breakfast. 803 00:48:57,697 --> 00:49:01,699 The band has been playing at very ritzy joints. 804 00:49:01,701 --> 00:49:04,001 Dr. Shirley and I are getting along pretty good. 805 00:49:04,003 --> 00:49:06,737 But sometimes I think he gets sad, 806 00:49:06,739 --> 00:49:09,305 and that's why he drinks too much. 807 00:49:09,307 --> 00:49:12,710 I never knew how very beautiful this country was. 808 00:49:12,712 --> 00:49:15,245 Now that I'm seeing it, I know. 809 00:49:15,247 --> 00:49:17,414 You won't believe how beautiful nature is. 810 00:49:17,416 --> 00:49:19,717 It is as beautiful as they say. 811 00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,586 And the traffic out here in the country is nothing, 812 00:49:22,588 --> 00:49:24,487 which is fine by me. 813 00:49:24,489 --> 00:49:27,525 Right now I'm eating spaghetti and meatballs in a diner 814 00:49:27,527 --> 00:49:31,261 that tastes like ketchup on Chinese noodles. 815 00:49:31,263 --> 00:49:32,495 We are heading down south now. 816 00:49:32,497 --> 00:49:35,800 I will write you another letter when we get down south. 817 00:49:35,802 --> 00:49:38,536 I love you. Your husband, Tony. 818 00:49:38,538 --> 00:49:40,571 P.S. Kiss the kids for me. 819 00:49:49,481 --> 00:49:51,048 Got any family, Doc? 820 00:49:51,050 --> 00:49:52,583 Not really. 821 00:49:52,585 --> 00:49:55,353 Not really? Either you do or you don't. 822 00:49:56,656 --> 00:49:58,723 It's a long story, Tony. 823 00:49:58,725 --> 00:50:01,892 What, we're in a hurry now? 824 00:50:01,894 --> 00:50:04,362 Let's hear it. 825 00:50:05,397 --> 00:50:07,497 I have a brother somewhere. 826 00:50:07,499 --> 00:50:10,467 We used to get together once in a while, 827 00:50:10,469 --> 00:50:12,737 but it got more and more difficult to stay in touch. 828 00:50:12,739 --> 00:50:16,073 Curse of being a musician, I guess. 829 00:50:16,075 --> 00:50:18,509 Always on the road. 830 00:50:18,511 --> 00:50:20,611 Like a carnival worker. 831 00:50:20,613 --> 00:50:23,647 - Hmm. - Or a criminal. 832 00:50:23,649 --> 00:50:26,316 Took quite the toll on my marriage as well. 833 00:50:26,318 --> 00:50:27,918 - You're married? - Was. 834 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,854 June. 835 00:50:29,856 --> 00:50:31,689 Good person. 836 00:50:31,691 --> 00:50:33,891 Terrible grammar, but a kind soul. 837 00:50:33,893 --> 00:50:35,793 You'd quite like her. 838 00:50:35,795 --> 00:50:37,393 June. 839 00:50:37,395 --> 00:50:39,532 Like, uh, like Lassie's mom. 840 00:50:41,399 --> 00:50:43,901 Unfortunately, I couldn't do a husband act 841 00:50:43,903 --> 00:50:46,402 and a concert pianist act. 842 00:50:46,404 --> 00:50:49,407 Couldn't seem to manage both worlds. 843 00:50:51,544 --> 00:50:53,711 Kentucky Fried Chicken. 844 00:50:53,713 --> 00:50:55,411 In Kentucky! 845 00:50:55,413 --> 00:50:57,517 When's that ever gonna happen? 846 00:51:08,493 --> 00:51:10,828 All right! 847 00:51:10,830 --> 00:51:12,530 Hey, you want some? 848 00:51:12,532 --> 00:51:14,532 I'm fine. Thank you, Tony. 849 00:51:14,534 --> 00:51:16,399 All right. 850 00:51:16,401 --> 00:51:20,704 Mmm. I think this is the best Kentucky Fried Chicken 851 00:51:20,706 --> 00:51:22,640 I ever had. 852 00:51:22,642 --> 00:51:24,675 Probably 'cause it's fresher down here, right? 853 00:51:24,677 --> 00:51:27,443 I don't think I've ever met anyone with your appetite. 854 00:51:27,445 --> 00:51:29,814 No. I got the bucket so you could have some. 855 00:51:29,816 --> 00:51:32,683 I've never had fried chicken in my life. 856 00:51:32,685 --> 00:51:34,652 Who you bullshitting? 857 00:51:34,654 --> 00:51:36,554 You people love the fried chicken, 858 00:51:36,556 --> 00:51:38,656 the grits and the collard greens. 859 00:51:38,658 --> 00:51:41,457 I love it, too. Negro cooks used to make it 860 00:51:41,459 --> 00:51:43,594 all the time when I was in the Army. 861 00:51:43,596 --> 00:51:45,996 You have a very narrow assessment of me, Tony. 862 00:51:45,998 --> 00:51:48,632 Yeah, right? I'm good. 863 00:51:48,634 --> 00:51:50,935 No. No, you're not good. You're bad. 864 00:51:50,937 --> 00:51:52,970 I'm saying, just because other Negroes enjoy 865 00:51:52,972 --> 00:51:55,639 certain types of music, it doesn't mean I have to. 866 00:51:55,641 --> 00:51:58,474 - Nor do we all eat the same kind of food. - Whoa. 867 00:51:58,476 --> 00:51:59,810 Wait a minute. 868 00:51:59,812 --> 00:52:01,812 If you said all guineas like pizza 869 00:52:01,814 --> 00:52:04,014 and spaghetti and meatballs, I'm not gonna get insulted. 870 00:52:04,016 --> 00:52:05,749 You're missing the point. 871 00:52:05,751 --> 00:52:07,885 For you to make the assumption that every Negro... 872 00:52:07,887 --> 00:52:09,987 - Hey, you want some or not? - No. 873 00:52:09,989 --> 00:52:11,755 Here. Come on. 874 00:52:11,757 --> 00:52:13,557 - Tell me that don't smell good. - It... 875 00:52:13,559 --> 00:52:15,458 - Huh? - It smells okay. 876 00:52:15,460 --> 00:52:18,629 I prefer not to get grease on my blanket. 877 00:52:18,631 --> 00:52:20,764 Ooh, I'm gonna get grease on my blankey. 878 00:52:20,766 --> 00:52:22,800 Come on, have a piece. It ain't gonna kill you. 879 00:52:22,802 --> 00:52:24,635 - Come on, take it, eat it. - No. 880 00:52:24,637 --> 00:52:26,770 Take it. I'm throwing it in the back. 881 00:52:26,772 --> 00:52:28,906 - You... Don't you dare. - Then you better take it. 882 00:52:28,908 --> 00:52:31,642 How? Do you have plates or utensils? 883 00:52:31,644 --> 00:52:33,010 Eat it with your hands! 884 00:52:33,012 --> 00:52:34,778 - That's how you're supposed to. - I can't do that. 885 00:52:34,780 --> 00:52:36,513 Eat it. Come on. Take it, take it, take it. 886 00:52:36,515 --> 00:52:37,915 I gotta drive. Ten and two on the wheel. 887 00:52:37,917 --> 00:52:39,583 - Come on. Take it, take it, take it. - Tony... 888 00:52:39,585 --> 00:52:40,784 Come on, come on. 889 00:52:40,786 --> 00:52:42,786 There you go. 890 00:52:42,788 --> 00:52:44,655 Huh? 891 00:52:44,657 --> 00:52:46,523 I-I can't do this, Tony. 892 00:52:46,525 --> 00:52:48,692 Eat the goddamn thing! 893 00:52:48,694 --> 00:52:50,663 Jesus. 894 00:53:00,673 --> 00:53:03,073 - What, no good? - Mm. 895 00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:10,648 It just seems... 896 00:53:10,650 --> 00:53:12,950 so un... unsanitary. 897 00:53:12,952 --> 00:53:14,818 Who gives a shit? 898 00:53:14,820 --> 00:53:16,954 Just relax and enjoy it. 899 00:53:16,956 --> 00:53:19,990 You know, my father used to say... 900 00:53:19,992 --> 00:53:22,726 "Whatever you do, do it a hundred percent." 901 00:53:22,728 --> 00:53:25,663 When you work, work. When you laugh, laugh. 902 00:53:25,665 --> 00:53:28,899 When you eat, eat like it's your last meal. 903 00:53:28,901 --> 00:53:30,701 You want another piece? 904 00:53:30,703 --> 00:53:32,536 Here. Have a breast. 905 00:53:32,538 --> 00:53:33,773 Delicious. 906 00:53:34,941 --> 00:53:36,740 Take it. Here you go. 907 00:53:36,742 --> 00:53:38,976 What do we do about the bones? 908 00:53:41,047 --> 00:53:42,982 We do this. 909 00:53:44,817 --> 00:53:46,116 This is what we do. 910 00:53:53,893 --> 00:53:55,626 There you go. 911 00:54:06,305 --> 00:54:07,871 What's the big deal, Doc? 912 00:54:07,873 --> 00:54:09,540 The squirrels would've ate it anyway. 913 00:54:09,542 --> 00:54:10,741 Pick it up, Tony. 914 00:54:10,743 --> 00:54:12,042 Nature takes care of the Earth. 915 00:54:12,044 --> 00:54:13,744 - Pick it up. - Aw, geez. 916 00:54:47,613 --> 00:54:49,782 This can't be right. 917 00:54:51,751 --> 00:54:53,751 It says right here, 918 00:54:53,753 --> 00:54:56,987 "Cozy as your own home." 919 00:54:56,989 --> 00:54:59,156 Place looks like my ass. 920 00:54:59,158 --> 00:55:01,692 This is the place. 921 00:55:07,099 --> 00:55:09,101 The square one, please. 922 00:55:10,603 --> 00:55:13,005 - Just this one? - Thank you. 923 00:55:15,875 --> 00:55:17,674 Hey, uh... 924 00:55:17,676 --> 00:55:19,643 if you need anything, 925 00:55:19,645 --> 00:55:22,046 I'll be right up the street at the Easton Inn. 926 00:55:22,048 --> 00:55:24,048 Thank you, Tony. 927 00:55:27,853 --> 00:55:30,821 - Hey, Floyd, we ready. - I told you, 928 00:55:30,823 --> 00:55:34,026 - I can't play. My shoulder. - You and that damn shoulder. 929 00:55:35,194 --> 00:55:36,693 Hey! 930 00:55:36,695 --> 00:55:37,995 Hey, fancy-pants. 931 00:55:37,997 --> 00:55:39,696 You want to play? 932 00:55:39,698 --> 00:55:41,098 I beg your pardon? 933 00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:42,935 Come on, brother, we short a man. 934 00:55:43,969 --> 00:55:45,704 Oh, I-I'd rather not. 935 00:55:46,839 --> 00:55:48,806 What, you too high and mighty? 936 00:55:48,808 --> 00:55:51,108 No, no, let him alone, let him alone. 937 00:55:51,110 --> 00:55:53,977 He just afraid of getting that butler uniform a little dusty. 938 00:55:53,979 --> 00:55:55,712 Mm. 939 00:55:55,714 --> 00:55:58,048 I'm just, um... 940 00:55:58,050 --> 00:56:01,785 I'm on my way to meet a friend. 941 00:56:01,787 --> 00:56:04,023 Yeah, well, thanks for nothing. 942 00:56:05,224 --> 00:56:07,825 Floyd, come on, man. 943 00:56:07,827 --> 00:56:10,129 Shut your ass up, man, and leave me alone! 944 00:56:39,191 --> 00:56:40,759 Mm. 945 00:56:42,094 --> 00:56:44,128 Eh. 946 00:56:44,130 --> 00:56:48,033 "For vacation without aggravation." 947 00:56:50,069 --> 00:56:51,237 Hmm. 948 00:56:56,909 --> 00:57:00,077 "Delightful dinners for particular people." 949 00:57:02,081 --> 00:57:04,781 - Yeah? - Get up. It's George. 950 00:57:04,783 --> 00:57:06,783 Get up. 951 00:57:06,785 --> 00:57:08,988 Tony, come on. Hurry up. 952 00:57:10,489 --> 00:57:12,789 Dr. Shirley's in trouble. 953 00:57:12,791 --> 00:57:14,925 I went out for a drink, I walk into this bar, 954 00:57:14,927 --> 00:57:16,793 and Dr. Shirley's in there getting bounced around. 955 00:57:16,795 --> 00:57:19,196 I didn't want to leave him, but I didn't know what to do. 956 00:57:19,198 --> 00:57:20,831 Who let him out of his cage? 957 00:57:20,833 --> 00:57:22,799 And they put that little tie on him, too. 958 00:57:22,801 --> 00:57:24,081 - Why you all dressed up? - Yeah. 959 00:57:26,038 --> 00:57:27,940 Get your hands off him. 960 00:57:30,042 --> 00:57:33,210 What in the good goddamn we got here, fellas? 961 00:57:33,212 --> 00:57:34,745 Hand him over. 962 00:57:34,747 --> 00:57:36,880 We walk out. Won't be a problem. 963 00:57:36,882 --> 00:57:39,016 I just wanted a drink, Tony. 964 00:57:39,018 --> 00:57:41,084 Hey, I told you we'll leave. 965 00:57:41,086 --> 00:57:43,954 - Not a big deal. Come on. - He ain't going nowhere. 966 00:57:43,956 --> 00:57:45,989 We need a Brillo Pad to wash these dishes with. 967 00:57:45,991 --> 00:57:47,858 Listen, assholes. 968 00:57:47,860 --> 00:57:50,227 Do yourselves a favor and let him go. 969 00:57:50,229 --> 00:57:51,697 Now! 970 00:57:53,832 --> 00:57:55,768 Say it nice. 971 00:57:56,835 --> 00:57:58,902 I just said it nice. 972 00:57:58,904 --> 00:58:02,172 This boy is gonna get what he's got coming to him. 973 00:58:03,976 --> 00:58:07,913 And you, you ain't got no say. 974 00:58:09,982 --> 00:58:11,348 Maybe. 975 00:58:11,350 --> 00:58:14,851 But whatever happens here, I'm gonna put a bullet 976 00:58:14,853 --> 00:58:16,987 right in the middle of your thick skull. 977 00:58:16,989 --> 00:58:20,090 He ain't got no gun, Ray. 978 00:58:20,092 --> 00:58:22,259 He's full of shit. 979 00:58:22,261 --> 00:58:24,830 What if he ain't? 980 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,367 Well, I sure ain't. 981 00:58:30,369 --> 00:58:34,206 And I ain't about to let this come to pass in my place. 982 00:58:37,042 --> 00:58:38,875 Let the spook go. 983 00:58:38,877 --> 00:58:39,912 Let him go. 984 00:58:41,013 --> 00:58:42,980 Come on. 985 00:58:42,982 --> 00:58:45,015 Get him out of here. 986 00:58:45,017 --> 00:58:48,819 I want these Yankees off of my property. 987 00:58:48,821 --> 00:58:51,221 - Go on. - Go on, George. Go. Go. 988 00:58:51,223 --> 00:58:53,225 I got you, Doc. 989 00:58:55,261 --> 00:58:56,328 Go on. 990 00:59:03,435 --> 00:59:05,836 - You out of your mind? - I'm sorry. 991 00:59:05,838 --> 00:59:08,839 I didn't mean to put you in that position. 992 00:59:08,841 --> 00:59:10,207 Wait, wait, wait. 993 00:59:10,209 --> 00:59:13,212 Are you gonna throw up again? 994 00:59:14,913 --> 00:59:16,346 I'm okay. 995 00:59:16,348 --> 00:59:18,248 Honest to God, Doc, I don't understand you. 996 00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:20,917 You could have drunk here. You got a whole bottle. 997 00:59:20,919 --> 00:59:23,020 I just needed some air. 998 00:59:23,022 --> 00:59:24,054 Air? 999 00:59:24,056 --> 00:59:25,958 Do you know where you are? 1000 00:59:27,059 --> 00:59:29,192 Does geography really matter? 1001 00:59:29,194 --> 00:59:31,194 What? 1002 00:59:31,196 --> 00:59:34,865 If I was in a bar in your neighborhood, 1003 00:59:34,867 --> 00:59:38,270 would the conversation be any different? 1004 00:59:40,906 --> 00:59:43,340 From now on, you don't go nowhere without me. 1005 00:59:43,342 --> 00:59:45,976 Nowhere! 1006 00:59:45,978 --> 00:59:48,380 - Got it? - I-I understand. 1007 00:59:49,415 --> 00:59:51,081 Where's your room? 1008 00:59:51,083 --> 00:59:53,016 Tony. 1009 00:59:53,018 --> 00:59:54,951 What? 1010 00:59:54,953 --> 00:59:57,655 Do you really have a gun? 1011 00:59:57,657 --> 01:00:00,090 Course not. 1012 01:00:00,092 --> 01:00:02,796 Doc, where's your goddamn room? 1013 01:00:06,666 --> 01:00:08,165 - Come on. - There it is. 1014 01:00:08,167 --> 01:00:09,433 Over there? 1015 01:00:09,435 --> 01:00:11,034 You gotta get to bed, Doc. 1016 01:00:11,036 --> 01:00:13,904 You got a big show tomorrow night. Come on. 1017 01:00:33,125 --> 01:00:34,991 Thank you. 1018 01:00:34,993 --> 01:00:36,460 Louisville. 1019 01:00:36,462 --> 01:00:38,995 Thank you for your warm hospitality. 1020 01:00:38,997 --> 01:00:40,931 Bravo! 1021 01:00:44,136 --> 01:00:46,905 Thank you. Thank you. 1022 01:00:54,380 --> 01:00:56,413 Don't be lazy, Tony. Enunciate. 1023 01:00:56,415 --> 01:00:58,415 - I am. - Betty bought a bit of better butter 1024 01:00:58,417 --> 01:01:00,317 - to make the bitter butter better. - Betty bought... 1025 01:01:00,319 --> 01:01:04,121 B-Bought... Betty bought butta-er, butta... 1026 01:01:04,123 --> 01:01:06,490 Who says that? Butta-er. 1027 01:01:06,492 --> 01:01:08,058 You have to start somewhere, Tony. 1028 01:01:08,060 --> 01:01:09,359 A singer does vocal exercises. 1029 01:01:09,361 --> 01:01:11,395 An athlete warms up before they rehearse. 1030 01:01:11,397 --> 01:01:13,263 Athletes practice. They don't rehearse. 1031 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:17,504 Ah, shit. 1032 01:02:41,588 --> 01:02:45,523 Ladies and gentlemen, a very special guest 1033 01:02:45,525 --> 01:02:47,525 from the far north, 1034 01:02:47,527 --> 01:02:49,995 Don Shirley. 1035 01:02:53,465 --> 01:02:57,100 Accompanying Mr. Shirley, the members of his trio, 1036 01:02:57,102 --> 01:03:01,639 Oleg Malacovich, George Dyer, and his associate 1037 01:03:01,641 --> 01:03:05,643 Tony Valle... Valle... Vallelong-longia. 1038 01:03:10,683 --> 01:03:13,350 Oh, this is my lovely wife, Margaret. 1039 01:03:13,352 --> 01:03:14,519 If you gentlemen don't mind, 1040 01:03:14,521 --> 01:03:15,853 we're going to steal Donnie away 1041 01:03:15,855 --> 01:03:17,590 for some, uh, introductions. 1042 01:03:20,092 --> 01:03:22,392 I'd like you all to meet Don Shirley. 1043 01:03:22,394 --> 01:03:24,562 - Yeah. I'll take one. - Hmm. 1044 01:03:24,564 --> 01:03:26,096 What's that? 1045 01:03:26,098 --> 01:03:27,598 A pimento and cheese sandwich, sir. 1046 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,401 Yeah, I'll try one of them. 1047 01:03:32,170 --> 01:03:34,172 Oof. 1048 01:03:39,712 --> 01:03:41,346 Sorry. Not for me. 1049 01:03:50,155 --> 01:03:52,122 Earlier this week, we asked our help 1050 01:03:52,124 --> 01:03:54,324 what Mr. Shirley might like for supper. 1051 01:03:54,326 --> 01:03:57,360 So the boys in the kitchen whipped up a special menu 1052 01:03:57,362 --> 01:03:58,529 - in honor of our guest. - Oh! 1053 01:03:58,531 --> 01:04:00,598 Gentlemen. 1054 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,500 Home-cooked fried chicken. 1055 01:04:09,509 --> 01:04:11,174 There we go. 1056 01:04:11,176 --> 01:04:13,209 Bring it in. Serve it up hot. 1057 01:04:42,642 --> 01:04:46,111 Thank you. Thank you. 1058 01:04:47,379 --> 01:04:49,346 We'll return after a brief intermission. 1059 01:04:52,184 --> 01:04:54,250 Excuse me, Don. 1060 01:04:54,252 --> 01:04:56,621 - Lovely work in there. - Why, thank you. 1061 01:04:56,623 --> 01:04:58,455 Uh, are you looking for the commode? 1062 01:04:58,457 --> 01:05:00,524 - Yes. I... - Yeah, here. Let me help you. 1063 01:05:00,526 --> 01:05:02,461 It's right out there before that pine. 1064 01:05:07,533 --> 01:05:09,533 I'd prefer not to use that. 1065 01:05:09,535 --> 01:05:10,768 Well, don't be silly, Don. 1066 01:05:10,770 --> 01:05:12,803 It looks a lot worse from the outside. 1067 01:05:12,805 --> 01:05:15,372 And I suppose you'd know from experience. 1068 01:05:15,374 --> 01:05:18,143 Well, I've never had any complaints. 1069 01:05:21,714 --> 01:05:23,581 Well, I could return to my motel 1070 01:05:23,583 --> 01:05:25,816 and use the facilities there, 1071 01:05:25,818 --> 01:05:29,154 but that would take at least a half an hour. 1072 01:05:32,558 --> 01:05:34,560 We don't mind waiting. 1073 01:05:35,795 --> 01:05:37,695 Why don't I just pull over? 1074 01:05:37,697 --> 01:05:39,262 You can piss in the woods. 1075 01:05:39,264 --> 01:05:40,430 Animals go in the woods. 1076 01:05:40,432 --> 01:05:41,732 It's gonna be at least 20 minutes, 1077 01:05:41,734 --> 01:05:43,834 I gotta go all the way back to your motel. 1078 01:05:43,836 --> 01:05:45,335 So let's just get there 1079 01:05:45,337 --> 01:05:47,270 so I can go back and finish the show. 1080 01:05:47,272 --> 01:05:49,707 See, that's the difference between you and me. 1081 01:05:49,709 --> 01:05:51,408 I'd have zero problem going in the woods. 1082 01:05:51,410 --> 01:05:52,643 I'm well aware. 1083 01:05:52,645 --> 01:05:54,578 What are you sore at me for? 1084 01:05:54,580 --> 01:05:56,479 I don't make the rules down here. 1085 01:05:56,481 --> 01:05:57,848 No? 1086 01:05:57,850 --> 01:05:59,717 Then who does? 1087 01:05:59,719 --> 01:06:01,552 Oh. 1088 01:06:01,554 --> 01:06:04,387 You're saying just 'cause I'm white and they're white? 1089 01:06:04,389 --> 01:06:05,823 You know, that's a very prejudiced thing 1090 01:06:05,825 --> 01:06:07,457 you just said there. 1091 01:06:07,459 --> 01:06:08,592 A very prejudiced thing. 1092 01:06:08,594 --> 01:06:10,695 I got more in common with the Hymies 1093 01:06:10,697 --> 01:06:12,495 at 2nd Avenue Deli than I do 1094 01:06:12,497 --> 01:06:14,031 with these hillbilly pricks down here. 1095 01:06:14,033 --> 01:06:15,432 Eyes on the road. 1096 01:06:15,434 --> 01:06:16,266 You always say that 1097 01:06:16,268 --> 01:06:17,802 when you don't like what I'm saying. 1098 01:06:17,804 --> 01:06:19,605 Eyes on the road. 1099 01:06:23,442 --> 01:06:25,375 I don't get it. 1100 01:06:25,377 --> 01:06:28,478 How does he smile and shake their hands like that? 1101 01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:30,715 They try to pull that outhouse shit on me, 1102 01:06:30,717 --> 01:06:32,752 I'd piss right on the living room floor. 1103 01:06:34,554 --> 01:06:36,488 Don't-don't do that. 1104 01:06:37,857 --> 01:06:40,660 We have many concert dates left. 1105 01:06:42,795 --> 01:06:45,328 Yeah? So? 1106 01:06:45,330 --> 01:06:48,233 You realize we're contractually obliged to perform them? 1107 01:06:49,401 --> 01:06:50,735 Course I do. 1108 01:06:50,737 --> 01:06:53,369 You don't play, we don't get paid. 1109 01:06:53,371 --> 01:06:54,772 What's your point? 1110 01:06:54,774 --> 01:06:57,875 Ugly circumstances are going to happen again, 1111 01:06:57,877 --> 01:07:00,343 so control yourself. 1112 01:07:00,345 --> 01:07:02,749 Don't lecture me, you rat. 1113 01:07:04,650 --> 01:07:06,917 Dr. Shirley could have stayed up north, 1114 01:07:06,919 --> 01:07:09,620 getting rear end kissed at Park Avenue parties 1115 01:07:09,622 --> 01:07:11,522 for three times money. 1116 01:07:11,524 --> 01:07:13,824 But he ask for this. 1117 01:07:18,396 --> 01:07:19,599 Why? 1118 01:07:39,417 --> 01:07:41,685 What on God's green Earth are you doing? 1119 01:07:41,687 --> 01:07:43,587 A letter. 1120 01:07:43,589 --> 01:07:46,824 Looks more like a piecemeal ransom note. 1121 01:07:46,826 --> 01:07:48,694 May I? 1122 01:07:55,568 --> 01:07:57,701 "Dear Dolores." 1123 01:07:57,703 --> 01:07:59,136 D-E-A-R. 1124 01:07:59,138 --> 01:08:00,738 This is an animal. 1125 01:08:00,740 --> 01:08:03,439 "I'm meeting all the highly leading citizens 1126 01:08:03,441 --> 01:08:05,709 "of the town. 1127 01:08:05,711 --> 01:08:09,445 "People that use big words, all of them. 1128 01:08:09,447 --> 01:08:11,982 "But you know me. I get by. 1129 01:08:11,984 --> 01:08:13,851 I'm a good bullshitter." 1130 01:08:13,853 --> 01:08:16,620 Two T's in "bullshitter." 1131 01:08:16,622 --> 01:08:20,758 "As I'm writing this letter, I'm eating potato chips, 1132 01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:24,494 "and I'm starting to get thirsty. 1133 01:08:24,496 --> 01:08:27,998 "I washed my socks and dried them on the TV. 1134 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:30,768 I should have brung the iron." 1135 01:08:30,770 --> 01:08:32,605 You know this is pathetic, right? 1136 01:08:33,739 --> 01:08:35,739 Tell me what you're trying to say. 1137 01:08:35,741 --> 01:08:38,008 I don't know. 1138 01:08:38,010 --> 01:08:40,443 You know, I miss her and shit. 1139 01:08:40,445 --> 01:08:41,612 Then say that. 1140 01:08:41,614 --> 01:08:43,647 But do it in a manner that no one else 1141 01:08:43,649 --> 01:08:45,448 has ever done it before. 1142 01:08:45,450 --> 01:08:46,886 And without the profanity. 1143 01:08:47,887 --> 01:08:50,420 Something like, uh... 1144 01:08:50,422 --> 01:08:52,525 Put this down. 1145 01:08:54,492 --> 01:08:56,026 "Dear Dolores." 1146 01:08:56,028 --> 01:08:58,461 Hold on. I'll start a new one. 1147 01:08:58,463 --> 01:09:01,634 "D-E-A-R Dolores." 1148 01:09:03,703 --> 01:09:06,770 "When I think of you, 1149 01:09:06,772 --> 01:09:11,474 I'm reminded of the beautiful plains of Iowa." 1150 01:09:11,476 --> 01:09:12,977 What planes? 1151 01:09:12,979 --> 01:09:14,778 The plains. 1152 01:09:14,780 --> 01:09:16,513 P-L-A-I-N-S. 1153 01:09:16,515 --> 01:09:17,781 Those big fields we saw. 1154 01:09:17,783 --> 01:09:20,017 Oh. Yeah, those were nice. 1155 01:09:20,019 --> 01:09:22,052 Plains. 1156 01:09:22,054 --> 01:09:25,789 "Which is what they call... 1157 01:09:25,791 --> 01:09:29,459 big fields around here." 1158 01:09:29,461 --> 01:09:31,461 Tony, no expounding. 1159 01:09:31,463 --> 01:09:33,797 - No what? - Just write what I say. 1160 01:09:33,799 --> 01:09:35,666 No good. 1161 01:09:35,668 --> 01:09:38,936 "The distance between us... 1162 01:09:38,938 --> 01:09:41,574 is breaking my spirit." 1163 01:09:42,808 --> 01:09:44,975 "Between us..." 1164 01:09:44,977 --> 01:09:47,611 "My time and experiences without you 1165 01:09:47,613 --> 01:09:49,649 "are meaningless to me. 1166 01:09:52,952 --> 01:09:54,752 "Falling in love with you 1167 01:09:54,754 --> 01:09:57,688 was the easiest thing I've ever done." 1168 01:09:57,690 --> 01:10:01,992 "Falling in love with you..." 1169 01:10:01,994 --> 01:10:05,495 This is very fucking romantic. 1170 01:10:05,497 --> 01:10:06,964 was the easiest thing 1171 01:10:06,966 --> 01:10:08,799 I have ever done. 1172 01:10:08,801 --> 01:10:11,802 Nothing matters to me but you, 1173 01:10:11,804 --> 01:10:15,005 and every day I'm alive, I'm aware of this. 1174 01:10:15,007 --> 01:10:19,276 I loved you the day I met you, I love you today, 1175 01:10:19,278 --> 01:10:22,782 and I will love you the rest of my life. 1176 01:10:25,117 --> 01:10:27,751 So, can I put, uh... "P.S. Kiss the kids"? 1177 01:10:27,753 --> 01:10:29,086 A P.S.? 1178 01:10:29,088 --> 01:10:30,823 Yeah, like, at the end. 1179 01:10:31,857 --> 01:10:33,691 That's like clanging a cowbell 1180 01:10:33,693 --> 01:10:35,828 at the end of Shostakovich's Seventh. 1181 01:10:37,596 --> 01:10:39,598 Right. And that's good? 1182 01:10:40,733 --> 01:10:42,702 It's perfect, Tony. 1183 01:10:46,305 --> 01:10:49,306 Everybody talks about Willie Mays, 1954. 1184 01:10:49,308 --> 01:10:51,608 It wasn't even the greatest catch in the Polo Grounds. 1185 01:10:51,610 --> 01:10:54,578 That was Joe DiMaggio, 1936, 1186 01:10:54,580 --> 01:10:55,913 second game of the World Series. 1187 01:10:55,915 --> 01:10:58,884 Final out, 500 feet... 1188 01:11:01,921 --> 01:11:03,821 You like that, Doc? 1189 01:11:03,823 --> 01:11:05,022 That's a handsome suit. 1190 01:11:05,024 --> 01:11:07,624 - Sharp. - Mm-hmm. 1191 01:11:07,626 --> 01:11:09,927 Guy looks just like you. 1192 01:11:09,929 --> 01:11:11,864 He does? 1193 01:11:13,032 --> 01:11:15,534 Well, size-wise. Yeah. 1194 01:11:17,770 --> 01:11:19,870 It is about a 42. 1195 01:11:19,872 --> 01:11:22,940 - Why don't you try it on? - Hmm... 1196 01:11:22,942 --> 01:11:25,976 What, you gotta wear a tuxedo onstage every night? 1197 01:11:25,978 --> 01:11:27,945 You could mix it up a little, Doc. 1198 01:11:27,947 --> 01:11:29,813 Come on, let's see how it looks on you. 1199 01:11:29,815 --> 01:11:30,948 We got plenty of time. 1200 01:11:33,753 --> 01:11:35,352 I'll be right back. 1201 01:11:35,354 --> 01:11:38,188 - How you doing? - May I help you, sir? 1202 01:11:38,190 --> 01:11:40,057 Yeah, we want to try on that, uh, 1203 01:11:40,059 --> 01:11:41,759 beautiful gray suit in the window. 1204 01:11:41,761 --> 01:11:43,027 You got it in a 42? 1205 01:11:43,029 --> 01:11:44,930 Of course. 1206 01:11:47,099 --> 01:11:48,799 That's the one. 1207 01:11:48,801 --> 01:11:50,667 Dressing room is in the back, sir. 1208 01:11:50,669 --> 01:11:52,036 Thank you. 1209 01:11:52,038 --> 01:11:54,371 - I'll be just a moment. - Take your time, Doc. 1210 01:11:54,373 --> 01:11:56,108 I'll check out some ties for you. 1211 01:11:57,676 --> 01:11:59,676 Uh, e-excuse me. 1212 01:11:59,678 --> 01:12:02,048 Uh, you're not allowed to try that on. 1213 01:12:03,682 --> 01:12:05,015 I beg your pardon? 1214 01:12:05,017 --> 01:12:07,384 Uh, if you'd like to purchase it first, 1215 01:12:07,386 --> 01:12:10,089 we'd be happy to tailor it to your needs. 1216 01:12:12,191 --> 01:12:14,927 I see. 1217 01:13:16,021 --> 01:13:17,723 Yeah. 1218 01:13:18,858 --> 01:13:20,693 That's me. 1219 01:13:31,270 --> 01:13:33,036 Hey, Officer. 1220 01:13:33,038 --> 01:13:35,139 I got a call about Dr. Shirley. 1221 01:13:35,141 --> 01:13:37,176 Come on. 1222 01:13:41,847 --> 01:13:44,181 His friend's here. 1223 01:13:44,183 --> 01:13:46,183 Thank you. 1224 01:13:50,789 --> 01:13:53,223 Get a guy a towel, for Christ's sake. 1225 01:13:53,225 --> 01:13:54,925 You a lawyer? 1226 01:13:54,927 --> 01:13:56,193 - No. - Well, you should call one. 1227 01:13:56,195 --> 01:13:58,128 - We're taking your auntie in. - For what? 1228 01:13:58,130 --> 01:14:00,933 Manager caught him and the other guy. 1229 01:14:04,303 --> 01:14:06,904 Well, can we get the cuffs off him, 1230 01:14:06,906 --> 01:14:09,139 let him put his pants on, we talk about this? 1231 01:14:09,141 --> 01:14:10,807 Sure, we could. 1232 01:14:10,809 --> 01:14:12,776 But we ain't. 1233 01:14:12,778 --> 01:14:15,812 Okay, look, we're out of here tomorrow morning. 1234 01:14:15,814 --> 01:14:17,247 You'll never see us again. 1235 01:14:17,249 --> 01:14:19,818 There's gotta be something we can do to work this out. 1236 01:14:21,787 --> 01:14:22,953 What if you let him go 1237 01:14:22,955 --> 01:14:25,088 and I give you something to thank you? 1238 01:14:26,325 --> 01:14:28,325 - You bribing us? - No. 1239 01:14:28,327 --> 01:14:29,760 Hell no. 1240 01:14:29,762 --> 01:14:30,928 A gift. 1241 01:14:30,930 --> 01:14:32,229 A thank-you. 1242 01:14:32,231 --> 01:14:34,765 What kind of thank-you? 1243 01:14:34,767 --> 01:14:36,300 Like a... 1244 01:14:36,302 --> 01:14:38,268 you know, donation to the police force. 1245 01:14:38,270 --> 01:14:39,970 Youse guys. 1246 01:14:39,972 --> 01:14:42,039 Whatever you want. 1247 01:14:42,041 --> 01:14:44,808 You like suits? 1248 01:14:44,810 --> 01:14:46,910 I was walking through your nice town today, 1249 01:14:46,912 --> 01:14:49,947 and I seen a store that was selling suits. 1250 01:14:49,949 --> 01:14:51,815 Primo suits. 1251 01:14:51,817 --> 01:14:55,285 What if, as a thank-you... a donation... 1252 01:14:55,287 --> 01:14:58,255 I buy youse each a suit? 1253 01:14:58,257 --> 01:15:00,057 You get all dressed up, 1254 01:15:00,059 --> 01:15:02,259 you take the wife out for dinner. 1255 01:15:02,261 --> 01:15:04,261 I mean, guys like you, you work hard. 1256 01:15:04,263 --> 01:15:06,265 You deserve it. 1257 01:15:12,938 --> 01:15:14,938 They were wrong for the way they treated me, 1258 01:15:14,940 --> 01:15:17,009 and you rewarded them. 1259 01:15:18,811 --> 01:15:21,144 I was hired to get you from one show to the next. 1260 01:15:21,146 --> 01:15:22,980 How I do it shouldn't matter to you. 1261 01:15:22,982 --> 01:15:24,848 I just wish you hadn't paid 'em off. 1262 01:15:24,850 --> 01:15:27,184 I did what I had to do. 1263 01:15:27,186 --> 01:15:29,587 You know, if this got out, it would kill your career. 1264 01:15:29,589 --> 01:15:31,888 Okay, Tony. 1265 01:15:31,890 --> 01:15:33,924 I need you to stop it with the phony altruism 1266 01:15:33,926 --> 01:15:35,359 and concern for my career. 1267 01:15:35,361 --> 01:15:37,094 What the hell does that mean? 1268 01:15:37,096 --> 01:15:38,895 You were only thinking about yourself back there 1269 01:15:38,897 --> 01:15:40,297 because you know, if I miss a show, 1270 01:15:40,299 --> 01:15:41,898 it'll come out of your pocketbook. 1271 01:15:41,900 --> 01:15:43,934 Of course I don't want you to miss a show, 1272 01:15:43,936 --> 01:15:45,135 you ungrateful bastard. 1273 01:15:45,137 --> 01:15:47,237 You think I'm doing this for my health? 1274 01:15:47,239 --> 01:15:49,306 Tonight, I saved your ass. 1275 01:15:49,308 --> 01:15:52,009 So show a little appreciation, maybe. 1276 01:15:52,011 --> 01:15:56,313 Besides, I told you never to go nowhere without me! 1277 01:15:56,315 --> 01:16:00,350 I assumed you'd want this to be the exception. 1278 01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:37,220 Want me to get some makeup or something 1279 01:16:37,222 --> 01:16:38,455 for the show tomorrow? 1280 01:16:38,457 --> 01:16:40,057 No, I'm fine. 1281 01:16:40,059 --> 01:16:42,225 You sure? Bruise kind of shows. 1282 01:16:42,227 --> 01:16:43,429 I said I'm fine. 1283 01:16:44,963 --> 01:16:46,932 Okay. 1284 01:16:53,372 --> 01:16:55,205 He didn't ask me to do that. 1285 01:16:55,207 --> 01:16:57,374 Dom, I'm telling you, that's what he told me. 1286 01:16:57,376 --> 01:16:58,975 He didn't ask me. 1287 01:16:58,977 --> 01:17:01,478 Oh. Tony Lip. 1288 01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:03,080 - Dominic, Mags. - What the hell...? 1289 01:17:03,082 --> 01:17:04,448 What the hell you guys doing down here? 1290 01:17:04,450 --> 01:17:05,982 Hey, Brooklyn sent us down. 1291 01:17:05,984 --> 01:17:08,187 - Take care of a few things. - Yeah. 1292 01:17:43,021 --> 01:17:44,858 I'm working here. 1293 01:17:53,733 --> 01:17:56,299 Sorry, Doc. They're some friends from New York. 1294 01:17:56,301 --> 01:17:58,301 Hey, can you get Dr. Shirley's luggage? 1295 01:17:58,303 --> 01:17:59,405 All right. 1296 01:18:32,237 --> 01:18:33,571 Called his room. 1297 01:18:33,573 --> 01:18:35,407 Be down in a minute. 1298 01:18:44,149 --> 01:18:45,516 Hey, Doc. 1299 01:18:45,518 --> 01:18:47,386 Where are you off to? 1300 01:18:49,021 --> 01:18:51,054 Just going downstairs. 1301 01:18:51,056 --> 01:18:52,991 To have a drink. 1302 01:19:03,302 --> 01:19:05,101 Tony... 1303 01:19:05,103 --> 01:19:08,806 I think you're doing a wonderful job. 1304 01:19:08,808 --> 01:19:11,074 So... 1305 01:19:11,076 --> 01:19:12,577 I'd like to formally offer you 1306 01:19:12,579 --> 01:19:14,377 the position of my road manager. 1307 01:19:14,379 --> 01:19:19,282 With the title also comes more responsibility, but... 1308 01:19:19,284 --> 01:19:21,286 that also means a raise in pay. 1309 01:19:22,354 --> 01:19:24,454 No. No. 1310 01:19:24,456 --> 01:19:27,424 No, thanks. 1311 01:19:27,426 --> 01:19:31,596 We agreed on 125 a week, plus expenses. 1312 01:19:31,598 --> 01:19:34,534 That's our deal, right? 1313 01:19:36,201 --> 01:19:38,134 I ain't going nowhere, Doc. 1314 01:19:38,136 --> 01:19:40,439 I-I was just going down to tell them. 1315 01:19:51,116 --> 01:19:52,284 Tony. 1316 01:19:57,155 --> 01:19:59,526 I'm sorry about last night. 1317 01:20:02,662 --> 01:20:05,097 Don't worry about it. 1318 01:20:06,633 --> 01:20:10,100 I've been working nightclubs in New York City my whole life. 1319 01:20:10,102 --> 01:20:14,172 I know it's a... complicated world. 1320 01:20:26,418 --> 01:20:28,151 So, where'd you learn 1321 01:20:28,153 --> 01:20:29,386 how to play like that? 1322 01:20:29,388 --> 01:20:31,321 - My mother. - Your mother? 1323 01:20:31,323 --> 01:20:33,292 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1324 01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:38,596 She taught me how to play on an old spinet. 1325 01:20:38,598 --> 01:20:41,164 Soon as I could walk, we'd... 1326 01:20:41,166 --> 01:20:43,400 travel around the Florida Panhandle, 1327 01:20:43,402 --> 01:20:47,137 put on my little shows in parishes and halls. 1328 01:20:47,139 --> 01:20:49,339 Fortunately, a man who had seen me play 1329 01:20:49,341 --> 01:20:50,608 arranged for me to study 1330 01:20:50,610 --> 01:20:52,643 at the Leningrad Conservatory of Music. 1331 01:20:52,645 --> 01:20:55,478 I was the first Negro ever accepted there. 1332 01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:57,915 That's where they taught you all them songs you play? 1333 01:20:57,917 --> 01:21:01,151 Actually, I was trained to play classical music. 1334 01:21:01,153 --> 01:21:05,424 Brahms, Franz Liszt, Beethoven, Chopin. 1335 01:21:06,491 --> 01:21:08,759 It's all I ever wanted to play. 1336 01:21:08,761 --> 01:21:11,696 But I was persuaded by my record company 1337 01:21:11,698 --> 01:21:15,566 to pursue a career in popular music instead. 1338 01:21:15,568 --> 01:21:18,168 They insisted that audiences would never accept 1339 01:21:18,170 --> 01:21:20,337 a Negro pianist on a classical stage. 1340 01:21:20,339 --> 01:21:25,241 Wanted to turn me into just another colored entertainer. 1341 01:21:25,243 --> 01:21:28,646 You know, the guy who's smoking while he's playing 1342 01:21:28,648 --> 01:21:31,515 and sets a glass of whiskey on his piano, 1343 01:21:31,517 --> 01:21:34,250 and then complains because he's not respected 1344 01:21:34,252 --> 01:21:35,653 like Arthur Rubinstein. 1345 01:21:35,655 --> 01:21:38,556 You don't see Arthur Rubinstein 1346 01:21:38,558 --> 01:21:41,193 putting a glass of whiskey on his piano. 1347 01:21:42,528 --> 01:21:44,562 I don't know. Personally, I think, 1348 01:21:44,564 --> 01:21:46,363 if you stuck to the classic stuff, 1349 01:21:46,365 --> 01:21:47,965 it would've been a big mistake. 1350 01:21:47,967 --> 01:21:49,567 A mistake? 1351 01:21:49,569 --> 01:21:52,803 Performing the music I trained my entire life to play? 1352 01:21:52,805 --> 01:21:55,405 Trained? What are you, a seal? 1353 01:21:55,407 --> 01:21:57,273 People love what you do. 1354 01:21:57,275 --> 01:21:59,710 Anyone could sound like Beethoven or... 1355 01:21:59,712 --> 01:22:02,278 "Joe Pan" or them other guys you said, 1356 01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:06,218 but your music, what you do... 1357 01:22:07,654 --> 01:22:09,454 only you can do that. 1358 01:22:12,324 --> 01:22:13,693 Thank you, Tony. 1359 01:22:18,698 --> 01:22:21,333 But not everyone can play Chopin. 1360 01:22:22,434 --> 01:22:24,436 Not like I can. 1361 01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:30,841 "The trees have shed their leafy clothing, 1362 01:22:30,843 --> 01:22:34,444 and their colors have faded to grays and browns." 1363 01:22:34,446 --> 01:22:38,314 "I saw millions of trees all dusted with snow, 1364 01:22:38,316 --> 01:22:40,250 just like out of a fairy tale." 1365 01:22:40,252 --> 01:22:42,553 He's so expressive. 1366 01:22:42,555 --> 01:22:44,822 - "It's getting cold." - Got to admit, Lip's letters, 1367 01:22:44,824 --> 01:22:46,691 they're not bad. 1368 01:22:46,693 --> 01:22:48,458 Oh, well, it's in the family. 1369 01:22:48,460 --> 01:22:50,728 They say our great-great-great-grandfather 1370 01:22:50,730 --> 01:22:53,296 helped da Vinci with the Sixteen Chapel. 1371 01:22:53,298 --> 01:22:55,633 - You mean Michelangelo. - Right. 1372 01:22:55,635 --> 01:22:57,835 What does Michelangelo have to do with writing letters? 1373 01:22:57,837 --> 01:23:00,604 I'm just saying, we're an arty family. 1374 01:23:00,606 --> 01:23:04,842 "I will count the hours, minutes and seconds 1375 01:23:04,844 --> 01:23:07,343 "until you are in my arms. 1376 01:23:07,345 --> 01:23:09,312 "Love you, Tony. 1377 01:23:09,314 --> 01:23:10,616 P.S. Kiss the kids." 1378 01:23:11,651 --> 01:23:12,850 John! 1379 01:23:12,852 --> 01:23:14,350 Yeah? 1380 01:23:14,352 --> 01:23:16,520 I want a letter. 1381 01:23:16,522 --> 01:23:17,855 Yeah, soon as you make a meal. 1382 01:23:32,304 --> 01:23:36,073 Eyes forward, Tony. 1383 01:24:00,365 --> 01:24:01,632 Tony. 1384 01:24:01,634 --> 01:24:02,933 All right, everybody. 1385 01:24:02,935 --> 01:24:05,803 Let's give our finest Louisiana welcome 1386 01:24:05,805 --> 01:24:08,739 to Don Shirley and the Don Shirley Trio. 1387 01:24:35,501 --> 01:24:37,735 Your mother's ass. 1388 01:24:37,737 --> 01:24:39,904 Can't see shit. 1389 01:24:47,379 --> 01:24:49,379 What the hell's this guy doing? 1390 01:24:52,819 --> 01:24:54,921 Son of a bitch. 1391 01:25:07,399 --> 01:25:08,999 License and papers. 1392 01:25:09,001 --> 01:25:11,936 Am I glad to see you. 1393 01:25:11,938 --> 01:25:13,771 We had to turn off the main road, 1394 01:25:13,773 --> 01:25:16,742 and, uh, now we're lost. 1395 01:25:18,443 --> 01:25:20,443 Step out of the car. 1396 01:25:20,445 --> 01:25:21,779 What'd I do? 1397 01:25:21,781 --> 01:25:23,616 Out of the car. 1398 01:25:34,760 --> 01:25:36,827 Why are you on this road? 1399 01:25:36,829 --> 01:25:38,195 I told you. 1400 01:25:38,197 --> 01:25:41,767 We had to make a detour, and we got lost. 1401 01:25:46,205 --> 01:25:48,038 And why are you driving him? 1402 01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:50,643 He's my boss. 1403 01:25:56,448 --> 01:25:58,515 He can't be out here at night. 1404 01:25:58,517 --> 01:26:00,450 This is a sundown town. 1405 01:26:00,452 --> 01:26:01,754 What's that? 1406 01:26:03,055 --> 01:26:05,856 Get him out of the car and check his I.D. 1407 01:26:05,858 --> 01:26:07,024 Oh, come on. 1408 01:26:07,026 --> 01:26:08,158 It's pouring rain. 1409 01:26:08,160 --> 01:26:11,494 Sir, I can just get it right here through the window. 1410 01:26:11,496 --> 01:26:12,696 Get him out of the car. 1411 01:26:12,698 --> 01:26:14,565 Come on, get out, now. 1412 01:26:14,567 --> 01:26:16,466 Get out, now. Get out. 1413 01:26:16,468 --> 01:26:18,871 Got I.D.? 1414 01:26:20,907 --> 01:26:23,874 How you say this last name? 1415 01:26:23,876 --> 01:26:26,010 Vallelonga. 1416 01:26:26,012 --> 01:26:28,478 Yeah, what kind of name is that? 1417 01:26:28,480 --> 01:26:29,847 It's Italian. 1418 01:26:29,849 --> 01:26:30,981 Oh. 1419 01:26:30,983 --> 01:26:32,583 Oh, I see. 1420 01:26:32,585 --> 01:26:34,887 That's why you're driving him around. 1421 01:26:36,923 --> 01:26:38,689 You're half a nigger yourself. 1422 01:26:39,692 --> 01:26:41,525 Hands in the air! 1423 01:26:41,527 --> 01:26:42,828 Now! Now! 1424 01:26:46,565 --> 01:26:48,466 Excuse me. 1425 01:26:51,737 --> 01:26:55,506 Excuse me, sirs. 1426 01:26:55,508 --> 01:26:58,709 I-I understand why my associate is being held, 1427 01:26:58,711 --> 01:27:01,681 but what exactly am I being charged with? 1428 01:27:04,583 --> 01:27:07,785 You seem like reasonable men. 1429 01:27:07,787 --> 01:27:09,086 Perhaps you could let me out 1430 01:27:09,088 --> 01:27:11,588 so that we could discuss the situation further. 1431 01:27:11,590 --> 01:27:13,524 Just put the apple butter away, boy. 1432 01:27:13,526 --> 01:27:16,527 You ain't going nowhere no time soon. 1433 01:27:16,529 --> 01:27:19,630 You cannot hold me without cause. 1434 01:27:19,632 --> 01:27:20,965 Well, I got cause. 1435 01:27:20,967 --> 01:27:23,736 'Cause you let the sun set on your black ass. 1436 01:27:25,071 --> 01:27:27,671 I want to speak to my lawyer. 1437 01:27:27,673 --> 01:27:29,840 I want my call. 1438 01:27:29,842 --> 01:27:33,110 This is a flagrant violation of my rights. 1439 01:27:33,112 --> 01:27:36,547 You know... 1440 01:27:36,549 --> 01:27:40,686 he does have, uh, rights. 1441 01:27:45,124 --> 01:27:48,559 Give the Negro his goddamn phone call. 1442 01:27:48,561 --> 01:27:50,029 You happy? 1443 01:27:54,567 --> 01:27:56,333 You know a lawyer? 1444 01:27:56,335 --> 01:27:57,737 Call him. 1445 01:28:09,148 --> 01:28:10,881 I walk up to the car, and I say, 1446 01:28:10,883 --> 01:28:12,750 "Sir, you know how fast you were going?" 1447 01:28:12,752 --> 01:28:15,019 He says, "I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't mean to speed, but..." 1448 01:28:15,021 --> 01:28:16,653 As my mother always said, 1449 01:28:16,655 --> 01:28:19,123 "What kind of brand-new fool are you?" 1450 01:28:19,125 --> 01:28:21,091 Look at them over there. 1451 01:28:21,093 --> 01:28:23,727 Take a good look at the officer you hit. 1452 01:28:23,729 --> 01:28:26,096 Look at him. He's over there having a grand old time, 1453 01:28:26,098 --> 01:28:30,367 chatting up with his pals, enjoying a nice cup of coffee. 1454 01:28:30,369 --> 01:28:32,603 And where are you? 1455 01:28:32,605 --> 01:28:35,606 In here, with me, who did nothing. 1456 01:28:35,608 --> 01:28:37,908 Yet I'm the one who pays the price. 1457 01:28:37,910 --> 01:28:40,811 I'm the one who's gonna miss the Birmingham show. 1458 01:28:40,813 --> 01:28:42,713 Hey, I'm gonna lose a lot of money, too, 1459 01:28:42,715 --> 01:28:44,114 if you don't play Birmingham. 1460 01:28:44,116 --> 01:28:47,586 So that little temper tantrum, was it worth it? 1461 01:28:48,687 --> 01:28:50,687 Hmm? 1462 01:28:50,689 --> 01:28:52,689 You never win with violence, Tony. 1463 01:28:52,691 --> 01:28:54,858 You only win when you maintain your dignity. 1464 01:28:54,860 --> 01:28:58,962 Dignity always prevails. 1465 01:28:58,964 --> 01:29:02,168 And tonight, because of you, we did not. 1466 01:29:07,039 --> 01:29:09,673 I wouldn't touch that mattress, Doc. 1467 01:29:09,675 --> 01:29:12,011 Maryville Police. 1468 01:29:14,747 --> 01:29:16,647 No, sir. 1469 01:29:16,649 --> 01:29:19,083 No, no, I-I'm not, sir. 1470 01:29:19,085 --> 01:29:21,885 Yes, sir. He's right here, sir. Yes, sir. 1471 01:29:21,887 --> 01:29:22,986 Yes, sir. 1472 01:29:22,988 --> 01:29:25,155 Give me. 1473 01:29:25,157 --> 01:29:27,124 Chief Pratt. Who's this? 1474 01:29:27,126 --> 01:29:29,061 Baloney. 1475 01:29:31,263 --> 01:29:32,863 Yes, sir. 1476 01:29:32,865 --> 01:29:36,133 I can hear it now, Governor. 1477 01:29:36,135 --> 01:29:38,869 Uh... 1478 01:29:38,871 --> 01:29:40,771 No, sir, I'm sorry. I... 1479 01:29:40,773 --> 01:29:43,142 No, of course I can recognize your voice. It's... 1480 01:29:46,178 --> 01:29:48,178 Sir? 1481 01:29:48,180 --> 01:29:52,017 You're saying the boy we got locked up called who? 1482 01:29:55,020 --> 01:29:57,020 Oh, and he called you. 1483 01:29:57,022 --> 01:29:58,956 No, no, sir. 1484 01:29:58,958 --> 01:30:02,128 An officer was assaulted in the line of duty. 1485 01:30:04,897 --> 01:30:07,798 No, sir. No. I don't want no National Guard 1486 01:30:07,800 --> 01:30:09,766 coming down here, neither, sir. 1487 01:30:09,768 --> 01:30:12,171 I'll get to it immediately, Governor. 1488 01:30:13,472 --> 01:30:15,908 Good night to you and the missus. 1489 01:30:20,012 --> 01:30:21,778 - Get 'em out. - What? 1490 01:30:21,780 --> 01:30:23,113 Cut 'em goddamn loose. 1491 01:30:23,115 --> 01:30:25,182 That dago wop hit me! 1492 01:30:25,184 --> 01:30:26,917 You want to keep your goddamn job? 1493 01:30:26,919 --> 01:30:28,952 Then you do what I goddamn tell you to do 1494 01:30:28,954 --> 01:30:31,054 when I goddamn tell you to do it! 1495 01:30:31,056 --> 01:30:34,057 And I'm telling you to get 'em the goddamn out! 1496 01:30:34,059 --> 01:30:35,828 Who the hell did you call? 1497 01:30:37,830 --> 01:30:41,165 Bobby Kennedy just saved our asses. 1498 01:30:41,167 --> 01:30:44,301 Madonne. How great is that? 1499 01:30:44,303 --> 01:30:45,936 It's not great. 1500 01:30:45,938 --> 01:30:47,505 It's not great at all. 1501 01:30:47,507 --> 01:30:49,873 - It's humiliating. - The hell you talking about? 1502 01:30:49,875 --> 01:30:52,309 We were screwed. Now we ain't. 1503 01:30:52,311 --> 01:30:55,045 And I just put the attorney general of the United States 1504 01:30:55,047 --> 01:30:56,246 in an incredibly awkward position. 1505 01:30:56,248 --> 01:30:57,814 So what? 1506 01:30:57,816 --> 01:30:59,183 That's what the guy gets paid for. 1507 01:30:59,185 --> 01:31:00,817 What else he got to do? 1508 01:31:00,819 --> 01:31:03,220 That man and his brother 1509 01:31:03,222 --> 01:31:04,821 are trying to change this country. 1510 01:31:04,823 --> 01:31:07,257 That's what else he got to do. 1511 01:31:07,259 --> 01:31:10,894 Now he thinks I'm some kind of... 1512 01:31:10,896 --> 01:31:14,298 Calling from some backwoods swamp jail, 1513 01:31:14,300 --> 01:31:17,768 asking to attenuate assault charges? Who does that? 1514 01:31:17,770 --> 01:31:20,003 Garbage. That's who. 1515 01:31:20,005 --> 01:31:21,371 You shouldn't have hit him. 1516 01:31:21,373 --> 01:31:23,173 I didn't like the way he was treating you. 1517 01:31:23,175 --> 01:31:24,975 Making you stand out in the rain like that. 1518 01:31:24,977 --> 01:31:28,078 Please, you hit him because of what he called you. 1519 01:31:28,080 --> 01:31:30,214 I've had to endure that kind of talk my entire life. 1520 01:31:30,216 --> 01:31:32,349 You should be able to take it for at least one night. 1521 01:31:32,351 --> 01:31:34,351 What? I can't get mad at that stuff he was saying 1522 01:31:34,353 --> 01:31:35,886 'cause I ain't black? 1523 01:31:35,888 --> 01:31:37,120 Christ, I'm blacker than you are. 1524 01:31:37,122 --> 01:31:38,822 - Excuse me? - You don't know shit 1525 01:31:38,824 --> 01:31:40,324 about your own people. 1526 01:31:40,326 --> 01:31:43,827 What they eat, how they talk, how they live. 1527 01:31:43,829 --> 01:31:45,395 You don't even know who Little Richard is. 1528 01:31:45,397 --> 01:31:46,863 Oh, so knowing who Little Richard is 1529 01:31:46,865 --> 01:31:47,931 makes you blacker than me? 1530 01:31:47,933 --> 01:31:51,034 Oh, Tony, I wish you could hear yourself sometimes. 1531 01:31:51,036 --> 01:31:53,003 You wouldn't talk so damn much. 1532 01:31:53,005 --> 01:31:54,071 Bullshit. 1533 01:31:54,073 --> 01:31:56,373 I know exactly who I am. 1534 01:31:56,375 --> 01:31:58,308 I'm the guy who lived in the same neighborhood 1535 01:31:58,310 --> 01:32:00,877 in the Bronx my entire life with my mother, my father, 1536 01:32:00,879 --> 01:32:02,580 my brother, and now my wife and kids. 1537 01:32:02,582 --> 01:32:04,582 That's it. That's who I am. 1538 01:32:04,584 --> 01:32:07,050 I'm the asshole who has to hustle every goddamn day 1539 01:32:07,052 --> 01:32:08,819 to put food on the table. 1540 01:32:08,821 --> 01:32:11,855 You, Mr. Big Shot, you live on top of a castle, 1541 01:32:11,857 --> 01:32:14,391 traveling around the world doing concerts for rich people. 1542 01:32:14,393 --> 01:32:17,094 I live on the streets. You sit on a throne. 1543 01:32:17,096 --> 01:32:19,965 So yeah, my world is way more blacker than yours. 1544 01:32:21,133 --> 01:32:23,000 Pull over. 1545 01:32:23,002 --> 01:32:24,167 What? 1546 01:32:24,169 --> 01:32:26,169 - Pull over. - I ain't pulling over. 1547 01:32:26,171 --> 01:32:28,040 Stop the car, Tony! 1548 01:32:30,442 --> 01:32:31,942 What? 1549 01:32:31,944 --> 01:32:34,111 What are you doing? 1550 01:32:34,113 --> 01:32:35,948 Doc. 1551 01:32:37,916 --> 01:32:40,017 Doc, what the hell are you doing? 1552 01:32:40,019 --> 01:32:41,051 Doc. 1553 01:32:41,053 --> 01:32:42,953 Get back in the car. 1554 01:32:42,955 --> 01:32:45,791 Yes, I live in a castle, Tony! Alone. 1555 01:32:47,960 --> 01:32:50,160 And rich white people pay me to play piano for them 1556 01:32:50,162 --> 01:32:51,962 because it makes them feel cultured. 1557 01:32:51,964 --> 01:32:54,431 But as soon as I step off that stage, I go right back 1558 01:32:54,433 --> 01:32:56,900 to being just another nigger to them. 1559 01:32:56,902 --> 01:32:58,935 Because that is their true culture. 1560 01:32:58,937 --> 01:33:00,971 And I suffer that slight alone, 1561 01:33:00,973 --> 01:33:02,472 because I'm not accepted by my own people 1562 01:33:02,474 --> 01:33:05,008 'cause I'm not like them, either. 1563 01:33:05,010 --> 01:33:08,211 So, if I'm not black enough and if I'm not white enough 1564 01:33:08,213 --> 01:33:12,051 and if I'm not man enough, then tell me, Tony, what am I? 1565 01:33:45,984 --> 01:33:47,986 I need some sleep. 1566 01:33:51,123 --> 01:33:53,123 All right. 1567 01:33:53,125 --> 01:33:55,125 I'll stop at the next place we see 1568 01:33:55,127 --> 01:33:56,393 and sneak you into my room. 1569 01:33:56,395 --> 01:33:58,161 No. No. 1570 01:33:58,163 --> 01:34:00,263 I refuse to stay in an establishment 1571 01:34:00,265 --> 01:34:02,134 where I'm not welcome. 1572 01:34:04,203 --> 01:34:06,138 Yeah. Okay. 1573 01:34:24,156 --> 01:34:26,392 Tony, do you have to smoke everywhere? 1574 01:34:28,728 --> 01:34:31,094 I didn't know it bothered you. 1575 01:34:31,096 --> 01:34:34,064 You should have told me. 1576 01:34:34,066 --> 01:34:36,335 All you gotta do is say the word, Doc. 1577 01:34:48,748 --> 01:34:52,182 You do realize you'll be home before that letter arrives. 1578 01:34:52,184 --> 01:34:53,751 Yeah, I know. 1579 01:34:53,753 --> 01:34:55,452 Just thought I'd bring it with me. 1580 01:34:55,454 --> 01:34:58,021 Save on stamps. 1581 01:34:58,023 --> 01:34:59,524 All right. 1582 01:34:59,526 --> 01:35:01,994 Tony, give it here. I'll fix it. 1583 01:35:03,028 --> 01:35:04,762 No offense, Doc, 1584 01:35:04,764 --> 01:35:07,933 but I think I got the hang of it now. 1585 01:35:14,106 --> 01:35:16,039 "Dear Dolores: 1586 01:35:16,041 --> 01:35:19,244 "Sometimes you remind me of a house. 1587 01:35:21,480 --> 01:35:25,148 "A house with beautiful lights on it, 1588 01:35:25,150 --> 01:35:28,153 where everyone is happy inside." 1589 01:35:33,058 --> 01:35:35,526 Yes, Tony. You got it. 1590 01:35:35,528 --> 01:35:38,094 Yeah? 1591 01:35:39,398 --> 01:35:42,067 Thanks. 1592 01:35:43,603 --> 01:35:48,371 Hey, Doc, thanks for helping me with, uh, the letters. 1593 01:35:48,373 --> 01:35:51,174 You're really good at writing 'em. 1594 01:35:51,176 --> 01:35:53,345 My pleasure, Tony. 1595 01:35:54,514 --> 01:35:56,480 You know, um, when you get home, 1596 01:35:56,482 --> 01:36:00,419 maybe you should write... write one to your brother. 1597 01:36:02,421 --> 01:36:05,623 He knows where I am if he ever wants to reconnect. 1598 01:36:05,625 --> 01:36:08,327 Eh. I wouldn't wait. 1599 01:36:09,629 --> 01:36:13,129 You know, world's full of lonely people 1600 01:36:13,131 --> 01:36:15,133 afraid to make the first move. 1601 01:36:22,509 --> 01:36:25,344 Yeah, I'll finish this tomorrow. 1602 01:36:36,288 --> 01:36:40,290 You know, Doc, something's been eating at me this whole trip. 1603 01:36:40,292 --> 01:36:42,261 Hmm? 1604 01:36:43,663 --> 01:36:46,631 That Titsburgh was a major disappointment. 1605 01:36:46,633 --> 01:36:48,499 I didn't notice any difference at all. 1606 01:36:48,501 --> 01:36:50,166 Did you? 1607 01:36:50,168 --> 01:36:52,170 Good night, Tony. 1608 01:37:03,181 --> 01:37:05,482 - Good evening. - Welcome, welcome. 1609 01:37:05,484 --> 01:37:07,219 Come on in. 1610 01:37:09,522 --> 01:37:12,559 All righty. 1611 01:37:14,393 --> 01:37:16,226 Welcome, Mr. Shirley. 1612 01:37:16,228 --> 01:37:18,328 Graham Kindell. I'm the general manager. 1613 01:37:18,330 --> 01:37:19,597 It is a pleasure to meet you. 1614 01:37:19,599 --> 01:37:21,331 Thank you, Mr. Kindell. 1615 01:37:21,333 --> 01:37:22,700 This is Mr. Tony Vallelonga. 1616 01:37:22,702 --> 01:37:24,467 - Nice to meet you, Tony. - How you doing? 1617 01:37:24,469 --> 01:37:26,136 Uh, let's keep the car right here 1618 01:37:26,138 --> 01:37:27,437 in our "guest of honor" spot. 1619 01:37:27,439 --> 01:37:28,706 Right this way, gentlemen. 1620 01:37:28,708 --> 01:37:30,473 - Hmm. Nice. - How was your drive up? 1621 01:37:30,475 --> 01:37:31,642 Oh, it was wonderful. 1622 01:37:31,644 --> 01:37:33,310 Good to hear. Good to hear. 1623 01:37:33,312 --> 01:37:34,745 Now, as you can imagine, our Christmas show 1624 01:37:34,747 --> 01:37:36,479 is our biggest show of the year, 1625 01:37:36,481 --> 01:37:38,716 and we are so happy to have you here, Mr. Shirley. 1626 01:37:38,718 --> 01:37:40,216 So, if you need anything, 1627 01:37:40,218 --> 01:37:42,218 anything at all, you let me know. 1628 01:37:42,220 --> 01:37:44,487 - Mm-hmm. Thank you. - Now, here we are. 1629 01:37:44,489 --> 01:37:48,425 We got about an hour before showtime. Any questions? 1630 01:37:48,427 --> 01:37:49,760 Where's the restaurant? 1631 01:37:49,762 --> 01:37:51,696 Well, you continue down the hall here, Tony, 1632 01:37:51,698 --> 01:37:53,698 to the right and across the lobby. 1633 01:37:53,700 --> 01:37:56,234 - Good luck. Break a leg. - Thank you. 1634 01:37:57,937 --> 01:38:00,170 Well, he said we got an hour. 1635 01:38:00,172 --> 01:38:01,539 You must be starving, Doc. 1636 01:38:01,541 --> 01:38:03,610 Go ahead. I'll meet you there. 1637 01:38:29,468 --> 01:38:31,136 May we join you? 1638 01:38:31,804 --> 01:38:33,673 Mm. Go ahead. 1639 01:38:39,444 --> 01:38:40,711 Cocktail, gentlemen? 1640 01:38:40,713 --> 01:38:42,412 I'm good. 1641 01:38:42,414 --> 01:38:43,648 Three shots vodka. 1642 01:38:43,650 --> 01:38:45,583 Oh. 1643 01:38:45,585 --> 01:38:47,818 Last show. Cold War over. 1644 01:38:47,820 --> 01:38:49,287 Time for truce. 1645 01:38:50,757 --> 01:38:52,757 Is Dr. Shirley in his dressing room? 1646 01:38:52,759 --> 01:38:55,425 Yeah. More like half a broom closet. 1647 01:38:55,427 --> 01:38:58,765 Tell you, I don't know how he puts up with that shit. 1648 01:39:02,502 --> 01:39:06,570 Six years ago, in 1956, 1649 01:39:06,572 --> 01:39:09,272 Nat King Cole was invited to perform 1650 01:39:09,274 --> 01:39:12,576 at the Municipal Auditorium here in Birmingham. 1651 01:39:12,578 --> 01:39:15,579 Mr. Cole was the first Negro asked to play 1652 01:39:15,581 --> 01:39:18,015 at a white establishment in this city. 1653 01:39:18,017 --> 01:39:20,283 As soon as he started playing, a group of men 1654 01:39:20,285 --> 01:39:22,454 attack him for playing white people's music. 1655 01:39:23,790 --> 01:39:26,456 They pull him off stage 1656 01:39:26,458 --> 01:39:28,559 and beat him badly. 1657 01:39:28,561 --> 01:39:31,463 Jesus Christ. 1658 01:39:34,332 --> 01:39:39,369 You asked me once why Dr. Shirley does this. 1659 01:39:39,371 --> 01:39:41,471 I tell you. 1660 01:39:41,473 --> 01:39:44,642 Because genius is not enough. 1661 01:39:44,644 --> 01:39:48,346 It takes courage to change people's hearts. 1662 01:39:55,353 --> 01:39:56,522 Thanks. 1663 01:39:57,824 --> 01:40:00,490 Thank you. 1664 01:40:00,492 --> 01:40:01,625 No? 1665 01:40:03,730 --> 01:40:05,531 Danke schön. 1666 01:40:07,700 --> 01:40:09,700 - Good evening. - Can I help you? 1667 01:40:09,702 --> 01:40:11,236 Oh, um... 1668 01:40:14,372 --> 01:40:16,339 Um, there. Some friends of mine. 1669 01:40:16,341 --> 01:40:19,244 Uh, y-you-you can't come in here. 1670 01:40:27,620 --> 01:40:29,720 - I understand, but... - Hey. What's going on? 1671 01:40:29,722 --> 01:40:34,457 This... gentleman says that I'm not permitted to dine here. 1672 01:40:34,459 --> 01:40:35,760 No, you don't understand. 1673 01:40:35,762 --> 01:40:37,427 He's playing tonight. He's the main event. 1674 01:40:37,429 --> 01:40:39,429 - Come on. - I-I'm sorry, but... 1675 01:40:39,431 --> 01:40:41,331 it is the policy of the restaurant. 1676 01:40:41,333 --> 01:40:42,600 Everything all right? 1677 01:40:42,602 --> 01:40:44,400 Uh, no, it's not all right. 1678 01:40:44,402 --> 01:40:46,402 This guy's saying Dr. Shirley can't eat here. 1679 01:40:46,404 --> 01:40:49,472 Oh, well, I apologize, but... 1680 01:40:49,474 --> 01:40:51,876 these are long-standing traditions, club rules. 1681 01:40:51,878 --> 01:40:53,443 I'm sure you understand. 1682 01:40:53,445 --> 01:40:55,679 No, I do not understand. 1683 01:40:55,681 --> 01:40:57,413 In 45 minutes, I will be right up there 1684 01:40:57,415 --> 01:40:59,116 on that stage entertaining your guests, 1685 01:40:59,118 --> 01:41:00,651 yet I can't eat here? 1686 01:41:00,653 --> 01:41:02,553 I'm sorry. 1687 01:41:02,555 --> 01:41:04,487 Wait a minute. Are you telling me 1688 01:41:04,489 --> 01:41:05,923 the bozos in his band 1689 01:41:05,925 --> 01:41:08,692 and all these people who came here to see him play, 1690 01:41:08,694 --> 01:41:11,361 they can eat here, but the star of the show, 1691 01:41:11,363 --> 01:41:12,930 the-the parking spot of honor, he can't? 1692 01:41:12,932 --> 01:41:15,431 I'm afraid not. 1693 01:41:15,433 --> 01:41:18,470 Well, he's gotta eat. I mean, he's gotta have dinner. 1694 01:41:20,438 --> 01:41:22,438 Okay. I'll tell you what. 1695 01:41:22,440 --> 01:41:24,474 Why don't we bring something to his dressing room, huh? 1696 01:41:24,476 --> 01:41:25,743 John, show him a menu. 1697 01:41:25,745 --> 01:41:26,977 No. 1698 01:41:26,979 --> 01:41:29,816 I'm not eating in that storage room. 1699 01:41:31,449 --> 01:41:33,651 Okay, uh, well, if you prefer, 1700 01:41:33,653 --> 01:41:34,985 there's a very popular establishment 1701 01:41:34,987 --> 01:41:36,854 right down the road, the Orange Bird, 1702 01:41:36,856 --> 01:41:38,825 they'd be happy to feed you. 1703 01:41:41,160 --> 01:41:43,594 Doc, come here. 1704 01:41:43,596 --> 01:41:45,461 Just one second, one second. 1705 01:41:45,463 --> 01:41:48,599 You know what, maybe that other place is better anyway. 1706 01:41:48,601 --> 01:41:50,668 I mean, the dinner rolls here are like rocks. 1707 01:41:50,670 --> 01:41:53,773 You just go over and... you go over and come back. 1708 01:41:57,677 --> 01:41:59,677 It's the last show. 1709 01:41:59,679 --> 01:42:00,911 It's the bottom of the ninth. 1710 01:42:00,913 --> 01:42:02,646 Let's just get it over with, 1711 01:42:02,648 --> 01:42:05,415 and we can go home, get away from these pricks. 1712 01:42:05,417 --> 01:42:06,750 Huh? 1713 01:42:06,752 --> 01:42:08,652 Ah, there you go. 1714 01:42:08,654 --> 01:42:10,957 The fish is wonderful tonight. 1715 01:42:15,962 --> 01:42:19,196 Either I eat in this room, 1716 01:42:19,198 --> 01:42:21,667 or I'm not performing tonight. 1717 01:42:25,504 --> 01:42:27,974 May I have a word with you? 1718 01:42:32,979 --> 01:42:34,647 No. 1719 01:42:39,819 --> 01:42:42,653 Mr. Villanueva, 1720 01:42:42,655 --> 01:42:44,755 you have to talk sense to Mr. Shirley. 1721 01:42:44,757 --> 01:42:46,023 Please make him understand. 1722 01:42:46,025 --> 01:42:47,758 We're not insulting him personally. 1723 01:42:47,760 --> 01:42:49,793 This is just the way things are done down here. 1724 01:42:49,795 --> 01:42:51,729 Yeah, well, he's not from down here. 1725 01:42:51,731 --> 01:42:53,864 Yeah, just-just ask him to be reasonable. 1726 01:42:53,866 --> 01:42:55,499 I got 400 guests in there 1727 01:42:55,501 --> 01:42:56,734 expecting to be entertained tonight. 1728 01:42:56,736 --> 01:42:58,969 And Dr. Shirley expects to eat tonight. 1729 01:42:58,971 --> 01:43:01,674 Why can't you just make an exception this one time? 1730 01:43:03,075 --> 01:43:05,676 Let me tell you a story. 1731 01:43:05,678 --> 01:43:09,013 You ever hear of the Boston Celtics basketball club? 1732 01:43:09,015 --> 01:43:10,047 - Yeah. - Well... 1733 01:43:10,049 --> 01:43:11,682 those boys came through here 1734 01:43:11,684 --> 01:43:13,817 couple years ago on a barnstorming tour, and... 1735 01:43:13,819 --> 01:43:15,686 seeing as they was the world champions 1736 01:43:15,688 --> 01:43:17,988 of the league and all, we were tickled to have them here, 1737 01:43:17,990 --> 01:43:19,823 and we rolled out the welcome wagon. 1738 01:43:19,825 --> 01:43:21,525 So, do you know what table 1739 01:43:21,527 --> 01:43:23,694 their big coon ate at that night? 1740 01:43:23,696 --> 01:43:25,696 No. 1741 01:43:25,698 --> 01:43:28,832 I don't, either, but it wasn't one of ours. 1742 01:43:28,834 --> 01:43:30,968 Now, let's cut the bullshit. 1743 01:43:30,970 --> 01:43:32,870 Tell me what it's gonna take, huh? 1744 01:43:32,872 --> 01:43:35,574 Say, uh, a hundred dollars, you get your boy to play? 1745 01:43:37,576 --> 01:43:39,576 You think you can buy me? 1746 01:43:39,578 --> 01:43:41,512 With all due respect, sir, 1747 01:43:41,514 --> 01:43:44,081 you wouldn't be in a job like this if you couldn't be bought. 1748 01:43:44,083 --> 01:43:46,083 Stop. 1749 01:43:46,085 --> 01:43:47,653 Tony. 1750 01:43:48,955 --> 01:43:50,723 It's all right. 1751 01:43:52,758 --> 01:43:57,530 I'll play if you want me to. 1752 01:44:10,810 --> 01:44:12,009 All right. 1753 01:44:12,011 --> 01:44:13,746 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1754 01:44:15,014 --> 01:44:17,614 What do you mean, "Let's get out of here"? 1755 01:44:17,616 --> 01:44:19,616 Where the hell do you think you're going? 1756 01:44:19,618 --> 01:44:21,885 Don, don't do this. Now, you signed a contract, and I... 1757 01:44:21,887 --> 01:44:24,121 I know you're the kind of man who honors a contract. 1758 01:44:24,123 --> 01:44:26,156 Connie, Bill, everything's gonna be fine. It's all right. 1759 01:44:26,158 --> 01:44:28,125 You got a show to do, mister. 1760 01:44:28,127 --> 01:44:29,893 You turn yourself around right now, goddamn it! 1761 01:44:29,895 --> 01:44:31,996 Right now! 1762 01:44:31,998 --> 01:44:34,064 This is why you people don't work down here. 1763 01:44:34,066 --> 01:44:36,033 'Cause you're unreliable, you hear me? 1764 01:44:36,035 --> 01:44:39,505 I shipped that goddamn Steinway in from Atlanta for you! 1765 01:44:46,712 --> 01:44:49,913 Tony, are you hungry? 1766 01:44:49,915 --> 01:44:52,651 Does Betty like butta... er? 1767 01:44:56,055 --> 01:44:59,590 One, two... 1768 01:45:36,729 --> 01:45:38,629 You a cop? 1769 01:45:38,631 --> 01:45:40,132 Do I look Irish? 1770 01:45:41,167 --> 01:45:42,733 What you want, baby? 1771 01:45:42,735 --> 01:45:44,134 Two Cutty Sarks, neat. 1772 01:45:44,136 --> 01:45:45,838 Coming up. 1773 01:45:52,711 --> 01:45:55,648 Mm. Whatever your specialty is, we'll take it. 1774 01:45:56,715 --> 01:45:58,717 Two Orange Birds! 1775 01:46:10,729 --> 01:46:13,130 I like what you did back there, Doc. 1776 01:46:13,132 --> 01:46:15,601 You stood up for yourself. 1777 01:46:17,203 --> 01:46:19,703 It's like what your friend, the president, said. 1778 01:46:19,705 --> 01:46:22,172 "Ask not... 1779 01:46:22,174 --> 01:46:25,742 "your country what you can do for it. 1780 01:46:25,744 --> 01:46:27,947 Ask what you do for yourself." 1781 01:46:29,014 --> 01:46:31,117 You know? 1782 01:46:32,685 --> 01:46:35,252 So, darling, what you do? 1783 01:46:35,254 --> 01:46:36,987 All dressed up like that. 1784 01:46:36,989 --> 01:46:38,956 Nothing particularly important. 1785 01:46:40,759 --> 01:46:42,199 Shouldn't judge a man by his clothes. 1786 01:46:43,262 --> 01:46:46,196 He's only the greatest piano player in the world. 1787 01:46:46,198 --> 01:46:47,764 That right? 1788 01:46:47,766 --> 01:46:49,766 You good? 1789 01:46:49,768 --> 01:46:52,102 Don't be shy, Doc. 1790 01:46:52,104 --> 01:46:53,804 Tell her who you are. 1791 01:46:53,806 --> 01:46:55,239 Don't tell me nothing. 1792 01:46:55,241 --> 01:46:57,176 Show me. 1793 01:47:02,982 --> 01:47:04,917 Come on. 1794 01:48:51,023 --> 01:48:54,260 Yeah! Yeah! 1795 01:50:23,248 --> 01:50:25,315 That's how you break a key. 1796 01:50:27,986 --> 01:50:29,386 Oh, that was a good time. 1797 01:50:29,388 --> 01:50:31,388 I'd do that once a month for free. 1798 01:50:31,390 --> 01:50:33,023 You were unbelievable. 1799 01:50:33,025 --> 01:50:34,424 Hey, Tony. 1800 01:50:34,426 --> 01:50:37,260 I bet, if we leave right now, we can make it. 1801 01:50:37,262 --> 01:50:38,529 Make what? 1802 01:50:38,531 --> 01:50:41,266 Christmas Eve, in New York City. 1803 01:50:45,705 --> 01:50:47,371 Oh, shit! 1804 01:50:57,116 --> 01:51:00,886 Don't ever flash your wad of cash in a bar. 1805 01:51:09,562 --> 01:51:12,162 I knew you had a gun. 1806 01:51:37,055 --> 01:51:39,189 This could get bad, Doc. 1807 01:51:39,191 --> 01:51:40,457 Yes. 1808 01:51:40,459 --> 01:51:42,392 It's a shame we don't have something 1809 01:51:42,394 --> 01:51:44,461 to protect us on our journey. 1810 01:51:44,463 --> 01:51:46,531 Oh, I know. 1811 01:51:46,533 --> 01:51:50,068 Why don't you put your lucky rock up on the dash, Tony? 1812 01:51:52,070 --> 01:51:53,470 Come on, Tony. 1813 01:51:53,472 --> 01:51:56,208 We need all the help we can get. 1814 01:52:00,547 --> 01:52:02,212 Thank you. 1815 01:52:02,214 --> 01:52:04,950 I feel safer already. 1816 01:52:06,351 --> 01:52:09,152 You're a real prick, you know that? 1817 01:52:32,110 --> 01:52:34,514 Ah, shit! 1818 01:52:43,590 --> 01:52:45,592 Goddamn cops. 1819 01:52:55,535 --> 01:52:58,435 What are you doing out here? 1820 01:52:58,437 --> 01:53:00,239 We're trying to get to New York. 1821 01:53:02,307 --> 01:53:04,341 Is there a problem, Officer? 1822 01:53:04,343 --> 01:53:05,208 Yeah. 1823 01:53:05,210 --> 01:53:08,144 I noticed your car was tilting left. 1824 01:53:08,146 --> 01:53:10,148 Looks like your back tire is flat. 1825 01:53:16,088 --> 01:53:19,024 Ah... 1826 01:53:25,632 --> 01:53:28,331 Keep it moving. Keep it moving. 1827 01:53:41,313 --> 01:53:43,346 Okay, be careful, gentlemen. 1828 01:53:43,348 --> 01:53:46,517 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 1829 01:53:46,519 --> 01:53:48,451 Thanks, Officer. 1830 01:54:00,600 --> 01:54:02,232 Weather advisory warning 1831 01:54:02,234 --> 01:54:04,367 this Christmas Eve as a major snowstorm 1832 01:54:04,369 --> 01:54:07,237 is hitting the Eastern Seaboard with the severest weather 1833 01:54:07,239 --> 01:54:09,740 in eastern Pennsylvania, northern New Jersey 1834 01:54:09,742 --> 01:54:12,208 and the five boroughs. 1835 01:54:12,210 --> 01:54:15,178 Travelers are advised to stay off the New Jersey Turnpike. 1836 01:54:15,180 --> 01:54:16,446 All right, that's it. 1837 01:54:16,448 --> 01:54:17,748 We're done. 1838 01:54:17,750 --> 01:54:19,750 I'm pulling us into the next hotel. 1839 01:54:19,752 --> 01:54:22,920 Keep going as long as you can, Tony. 1840 01:54:22,922 --> 01:54:25,188 I can't keep my eyes open. 1841 01:54:25,190 --> 01:54:27,558 I'm getting hypnotized here. 1842 01:54:27,560 --> 01:54:30,427 Think my brain's gonna explode. 1843 01:54:32,297 --> 01:54:36,366 Hey, we gave it a shot, Doc. 1844 01:54:36,368 --> 01:54:38,736 What are you gonna do? 1845 01:54:48,581 --> 01:54:50,615 ladies and gentlemen. Don't run in the house! 1846 01:54:55,655 --> 01:54:57,655 Mom, Frankie won't let me use it. 1847 01:55:17,209 --> 01:55:19,409 Dee! Do you need help with the calzone? 1848 01:55:19,411 --> 01:55:21,478 - No, I'm fine. No. - All right! 1849 01:55:21,480 --> 01:55:24,314 - It's time to eat! - ♪ From now on 1850 01:55:45,672 --> 01:55:47,571 Tony. 1851 01:55:47,573 --> 01:55:48,739 Tony, wake up. 1852 01:55:52,377 --> 01:55:55,412 - You all right? - You're home. 1853 01:55:55,414 --> 01:55:57,182 Get inside. 1854 01:56:11,864 --> 01:56:13,597 Good night. 1855 01:56:13,599 --> 01:56:15,032 Wait, wait. 1856 01:56:15,034 --> 01:56:18,270 Come... come up and meet my family. 1857 01:56:20,506 --> 01:56:22,673 Merry Christmas, Tony. 1858 01:56:24,610 --> 01:56:26,211 Hey... 1859 01:56:27,547 --> 01:56:29,481 Merry Christmas. 1860 01:56:50,770 --> 01:56:52,903 Hey, hey! You're gonna choke on the bone. 1861 01:56:52,905 --> 01:56:54,505 I'm just getting started over here. 1862 01:56:56,408 --> 01:56:58,341 - You got it? You got it. - I got it. 1863 01:56:58,343 --> 01:57:01,579 - Dolores, do you need any help? - No, no, honey. 1864 01:57:01,581 --> 01:57:03,313 - Not while I'm eating! - Go ahead, smoke. 1865 01:57:03,315 --> 01:57:04,682 You're not gonna smoke while I'm eating. 1866 01:57:04,684 --> 01:57:06,751 Oh! 1867 01:57:06,753 --> 01:57:09,486 Look who it is! Shakespeare's home! Hey! 1868 01:57:09,488 --> 01:57:10,523 Dad! 1869 01:57:13,659 --> 01:57:15,526 Hey. 1870 01:57:15,528 --> 01:57:16,794 How are you? 1871 01:57:16,796 --> 01:57:18,796 You made it back! 1872 01:57:18,798 --> 01:57:19,897 Hey, Pop. Mwa! 1873 01:57:19,899 --> 01:57:21,098 - Hey! - Merry Christmas. 1874 01:57:21,100 --> 01:57:22,533 Merry Christmas. 1875 01:57:22,535 --> 01:57:23,801 Tony, God bless. 1876 01:57:23,803 --> 01:57:25,569 - Hey. - I'm glad you made it back. 1877 01:57:29,809 --> 01:57:32,342 Wonderful, wonderful! 1878 01:57:35,681 --> 01:57:37,681 - Yay! - Ah. 1879 01:57:37,683 --> 01:57:39,583 - You hungry? - I'm starving. 1880 01:57:39,585 --> 01:57:40,951 - Hey! - All right. Sit down. 1881 01:57:40,953 --> 01:57:43,353 Anything left? 1882 01:57:43,355 --> 01:57:44,688 Let's go! 1883 01:57:56,468 --> 01:57:58,468 Welcome home, Dr. Shirley. 1884 01:57:58,470 --> 01:57:59,737 Thank you, Amit. 1885 01:57:59,739 --> 01:58:01,572 I turned down your bed, sir. 1886 01:58:01,574 --> 01:58:03,641 Uh, shall I unpack your luggage now? 1887 01:58:03,643 --> 01:58:06,646 No, no. Please, go home to your family. 1888 01:58:07,680 --> 01:58:08,748 Thank you, sir. 1889 01:58:13,886 --> 01:58:15,753 Merry Christmas, sir. 1890 01:58:15,755 --> 01:58:18,323 Merry Christmas. 1891 01:59:13,646 --> 01:59:14,886 Always. Always with the kissing. 1892 01:59:16,515 --> 01:59:18,582 What? You never kiss me like that at the table. 1893 01:59:18,584 --> 01:59:20,985 Why don't you ever kiss me like that? 1894 01:59:20,987 --> 01:59:23,954 All right, all right, all right, relax, relax. 1895 01:59:26,792 --> 01:59:29,929 So, Tony, you all right? You seem a little quiet. 1896 01:59:31,564 --> 01:59:34,565 Yeah. Nah, I'm just tired, you know? 1897 01:59:34,567 --> 01:59:36,802 Mm, long trip. 1898 01:59:39,939 --> 01:59:42,472 You take care of that thing? 1899 01:59:42,474 --> 01:59:43,676 Oh. 1900 01:59:47,880 --> 01:59:49,079 Thanks. 1901 01:59:49,081 --> 01:59:52,049 - Yeah, you owe me 75 bucks. - 75? 1902 01:59:52,051 --> 01:59:54,051 Charlie said 60. 1903 01:59:54,053 --> 01:59:56,889 Oh. I'm doing this for free? 1904 01:59:58,758 --> 02:00:00,658 Hey, Tony. 1905 02:00:00,660 --> 02:00:02,626 Tony, tell us about the trip. 1906 02:00:02,628 --> 02:00:03,827 You've been gone two months. 1907 02:00:03,829 --> 02:00:05,529 Yeah, how was he, the tootsoon? 1908 02:00:05,531 --> 02:00:06,897 He get on your nerves? 1909 02:00:06,899 --> 02:00:08,632 Don't call him that. 1910 02:00:12,972 --> 02:00:14,540 All right. 1911 02:00:16,642 --> 02:00:19,777 Tony, you should have seen the day last week 1912 02:00:19,779 --> 02:00:22,613 little Frankie climbed up onto the TV. 1913 02:00:22,615 --> 02:00:24,682 I took a picture of him; it was so cute. 1914 02:00:24,684 --> 02:00:26,850 - He was so funny up there. - What are you, nuts, Dee? 1915 02:00:26,852 --> 02:00:28,018 With all the tubes back there? 1916 02:00:28,020 --> 02:00:29,119 - He could've got electrocuted. - Oh, no. 1917 02:00:29,121 --> 02:00:31,622 - What, did he break it? - What are you talking about? 1918 02:00:31,624 --> 02:00:32,790 You're thinking of toasters. 1919 02:00:32,792 --> 02:00:34,058 You can't get electrocuted 1920 02:00:34,060 --> 02:00:35,826 from the TV set. 1921 02:00:35,828 --> 02:00:37,294 She's not thinking about a toaster. 1922 02:00:37,296 --> 02:00:38,963 She's thinking about a TV. 1923 02:00:38,965 --> 02:00:40,998 Is she taking it into the bathtub? 1924 02:00:43,736 --> 02:00:45,869 You're not going to get electrocuted... 1925 02:00:51,744 --> 02:00:53,010 Charlie. 1926 02:00:53,012 --> 02:00:55,112 Hey, Lip. Johnny invited me. 1927 02:00:55,114 --> 02:00:57,014 Oh. Well, come on in. 1928 02:00:57,016 --> 02:01:00,017 All right. Oh. You remember Marie? 1929 02:01:00,019 --> 02:01:01,885 - Hey, Marie. - Charlie, you actually came? 1930 02:01:01,887 --> 02:01:03,887 I was kidding. 1931 02:01:05,024 --> 02:01:06,857 With the wife, too? Geez. 1932 02:01:06,859 --> 02:01:08,759 - Merry Christmas. - Get in here. -Merry Christmas. 1933 02:01:08,761 --> 02:01:09,927 - Hello! What a surprise. - Merry Christmas. 1934 02:01:09,929 --> 02:01:11,628 Nice to see you. 1935 02:01:11,630 --> 02:01:13,030 Everybody, Charlie from the pawnshop. 1936 02:01:13,032 --> 02:01:14,765 - Hey! - Didn't bring nothing. 1937 02:01:14,767 --> 02:01:16,734 - Christmas. Can you believe it? - Come here, come here. 1938 02:01:16,736 --> 02:01:19,505 Sit down. - Sit down, sit down. 1939 02:01:24,076 --> 02:01:25,743 Doc. 1940 02:01:33,619 --> 02:01:36,353 Hey, everybody! 1941 02:01:36,355 --> 02:01:37,821 - Stop it, stop it. - Ugh. 1942 02:01:37,823 --> 02:01:40,526 This is Dr. Donald Shirley. 1943 02:01:41,694 --> 02:01:43,360 Merry Christmas. 1944 02:01:46,766 --> 02:01:48,732 Well, come on. Make some room. 1945 02:01:48,734 --> 02:01:50,367 Get this man a plate! 1946 02:01:55,374 --> 02:01:57,074 Oh. 1947 02:01:58,944 --> 02:02:00,144 Hello. 1948 02:02:00,146 --> 02:02:01,812 You must be Dolores. 1949 02:02:01,814 --> 02:02:03,881 Welcome. 1950 02:02:06,886 --> 02:02:09,655 Thank you for sharing your husband with me. 1951 02:02:16,662 --> 02:02:20,099 Thank you for helping him with the letters. 1952 02:02:28,810 --> 02:02:33,810 Subtitles by explosiveskull Sync by GoldenBeard