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Double dribble.

2
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Why, because I'm black?

3
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Yeah, that's what I thought.

4
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Me?

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Ten seconds left.
We need a basket.

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Play one. Play one.

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Kurt, Kurt, Kurt. Here.

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Get in.

9
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Bring it in!

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Bank's open, Lenny.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Bank's open.

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His foot was on the line.

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First off, I'd like to thank
the Earnshaw family…

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…for lending us their beautiful lake
house to help us celebrate our victory.

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Yeah, the Ferdinando Five.

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They're dynamite.

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You're drunk, Dad.

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Yeah.

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Hey. We're here to celebrate
the kids' shots, not your shots.

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Anyway, I wanna talk about
what you kids did this afternoon.

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You know, you played the game
just like I always ask you to.

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You left everything you had
out there on that court.

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So that when the final buzzer
went off…

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…you were champions.

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Now, I want you
to promise me something.

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I want you to play life
just like you played that game today.

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So when that final buzzer of life
goes off…

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…you'll have no regrets.

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Here's to coach.

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You're my first champions.
My first champions.

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Stick together.

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- Time to die.
- No.

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Murder.

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I am the biggest agent in Hollywood
and you just pissed me off.

37
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And now I'll pull Brad Pitt
from your movie.

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I'll pull Julia Roberts from your movie.
I don't care, Sandy.

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That's right, you better back down.

40
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Thank you.

41
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Have a good Fourth of July.
All right, love you too.

42
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What's up, boys? Hey.

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Greggie, Keithie.

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You guys ever hear of a game called
Chutes and Ladders?

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Pretty awesome game.

46
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I used to play it when I was a kid.

47
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Okay, what it is,
is they give you a spinner.

48
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And you spin. If you land on a ladder,
you get to climb up the ladder.

49
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If you land on a chute, you slide down
the chute and start over again.

50
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Yeah, and what happens?
The winner gets a training bra?

51
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Yeah, Dad,
that game sounds like it sucks.

52
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I'm telling you,
this was the greatest game.

53
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Me and my buddies would play it.

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We'd go down in the basement,
drink hot chocolate.

55
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I wouldn't mind
a hot chocolate right now.

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Hey, Rita.

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Rita.

58
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Dude, you gotta text her.
She's doing laundry.

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Hey, Dad, we were at
the Spielbergs' house yesterday.

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They have a 150-inch TV.
Can we get one of those?

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When you direct E.T.
I'll get you one of those.

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- Beg for mercy.
- What is the object here? I don't get it.

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You're on a cruise ship and you chop
people's heads off with a chain saw?

64
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Oh, and you can drown them.

65
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Oh, you can drown them.
Now I get it.

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Granny overboard.

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Can somebody answer the phone?

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Maybe I should get some chamomile
for my throat too.

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Stop texting the nanny.
You know how gross that is…

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…for a kid to text his nanny?
Just go down the hallway.

71
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Why? You text everybody.

72
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I text people for my job so I can make
money to pay for your texting.

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- Okay, I got everything for you, boys.
- Who was that on the phone, Rita?

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I'm sorry, Mr. Feder, I don't know.
Becky answered.

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- Okay, okay. Thanks for making that.
- Oh, my God, Rita.

76
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This isn't Godiva. What are you,
trying to poison me?

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Good Lord, go back to texting.

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I don't ever wanna hear that
out loud again.

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What the heck's going on out here?

80
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Oh, my God.

81
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I didn't mean to. It was an accident.

82
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I don't care. Are you all right?
What the heck were you doing?

83
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I was trying to use the Navy.

84
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The Navy? What's the Navy?

85
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The Navy in the car
to ask it a question.

86
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You mean
the navigation system, idiot.

87
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- Keithie, relax.
- Some man called.

88
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He said your friend, Coach Buzzer,
went to heaven.

89
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I was trying to find heaven for you
on the Navy station…

90
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…so you could go visit him.

91
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Who's your friend, Dad?

92
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Coach Buzzer was someone
very special in Daddy's life.

93
00:06:06,856 --> 00:06:08,925
It's terrible.

94
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Okay, go drink some hot chocolate
with these guys.

95
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You sure you're okay?

96
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Okay, sweetie.

97
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You're splashing your brother.

98
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Eric, hon? It's your mom.

99
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Oh, my God. Eric.
Are you all right?

100
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Donna.

101
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Oh, my God, Bean.
Bean, stay on the duck.

102
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Stay on the duck.
What is happening?

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Oh, hon.

104
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Hello, Mommy.

105
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- Hey.
- Hey, Mom.

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Hi, Mom.

107
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Well, I'll see you there. All right.

108
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Hey, is something wrong?

109
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Yeah, it'll be all right.
I'll talk to you about it later.

110
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Hey, hey.

111
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I made the pumpkin risotto
that we saw…

112
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…on Rachael Ray's
"Seasons of Summer" special.

113
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- It's awful, Mom.
- It tastes like roadkill.

114
00:07:02,345 --> 00:07:05,114
Deanne, do you hear how they talk
to me? Do you hear how…?

115
00:07:05,248 --> 00:07:06,316
You gotta say something.

116
00:07:06,649 --> 00:07:09,652
All right, kids. Now, you know
your father works very hard…

117
00:07:09,786 --> 00:07:13,089
…at keeping this house clean
and putting meals on the table for us.

118
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Hello?

119
00:07:14,924 --> 00:07:16,893
Besides…

120
00:07:17,260 --> 00:07:20,663
- …I brought us a pizza.
- Yes!

121
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You know what? Fine.

122
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Have your pizza. Have your pizza.

123
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You broke my heart.

124
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You broke my heart.

125
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Looks like
it's his time of the month again.

126
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God, that's rough, buddy.

127
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Who's making
the funeral arrangements?

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Oh, his niece?
She must be devastated.

129
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Hey, is she still hot, do you know?

130
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Don't make me lose my temper,
Marcus.

131
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What?

132
00:07:54,330 --> 00:07:57,901
Hey, if I don't make it
to the funeral…

133
00:07:58,067 --> 00:08:01,871
…tell the police it was Arlene
from Applebee's.

134
00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:04,274
No, thanks for calling me.

135
00:08:04,407 --> 00:08:06,209
And I'll see you there.

136
00:08:07,043 --> 00:08:08,711
Bye.

137
00:08:11,948 --> 00:08:13,950
The coach is dead.

138
00:08:15,351 --> 00:08:17,787
His funeral is this Friday.

139
00:08:19,889 --> 00:08:22,358
I don't think I can handle this alone.

140
00:08:22,825 --> 00:08:24,160
Can you come with me?

141
00:08:25,094 --> 00:08:26,829
Of course.

142
00:08:26,963 --> 00:08:29,999
I'll postpone my cataract surgery.

143
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You are my special lady.

144
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Now I'm gonna transport you
to a world of serene relaxation.

145
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Okay, guys,
let's try to act normal in there.

146
00:08:59,229 --> 00:09:00,897
What's wrong
with your sunglasses?

147
00:09:01,030 --> 00:09:03,132
I don't want any reason
for these guys to call me…

148
00:09:03,266 --> 00:09:05,134
Hollywood!

149
00:09:05,969 --> 00:09:09,038
- Hey. Look at that. Kurt McKenzie.
- Hey.

150
00:09:09,172 --> 00:09:11,874
- And the whole McKenzie clan.
- Come here, man.

151
00:09:12,008 --> 00:09:13,876
- Deanne, you look great.
- I do?

152
00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:16,746
My wife's over there.
Go and say hi. Children.

153
00:09:16,879 --> 00:09:18,915
I see that ass is still growing.

154
00:09:19,048 --> 00:09:21,351
Got a little Kardashian in there.

155
00:09:21,484 --> 00:09:26,155
Well, you've kind of turned into a little
Michael Vick thing, if he was bulimic.

156
00:09:27,190 --> 00:09:28,925
Hi, Roxanne.

157
00:09:29,058 --> 00:09:31,494
I don't know if you remember me.
I was at your wedding.

158
00:09:31,828 --> 00:09:35,031
I was the one that was table dancing
all night. Deanne McKenzie.

159
00:09:35,164 --> 00:09:36,332
Of course.

160
00:09:36,466 --> 00:09:39,102
- Deanne, hello.
- Hi, good to see you.

161
00:09:39,235 --> 00:09:40,536
Oh, my God, you're glowing.

162
00:09:40,903 --> 00:09:43,973
You look so beautiful
with your pregnancy.

163
00:09:44,974 --> 00:09:47,243
What the hell are you talking about?

164
00:09:51,147 --> 00:09:52,482
I'm just playing.

165
00:09:52,815 --> 00:09:56,152
Oh, my God. You should see
your face. You were like, "Huh?"

166
00:09:57,020 --> 00:09:59,088
Little Lenny Feder.

167
00:09:59,222 --> 00:10:00,556
Mama Ronzoni got big, huh?

168
00:10:00,923 --> 00:10:03,192
Look at this handsome hunk
of prosciutto.

169
00:10:03,326 --> 00:10:05,828
And such a big success.

170
00:10:05,962 --> 00:10:08,164
Come on, give Mama a kiss.

171
00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:12,468
Can I get a…?
Can I get a cheek at all?

172
00:10:12,802 --> 00:10:16,939
I got you, I got you. Poked in the eye
by the hat, but I'm all right.

173
00:10:17,807 --> 00:10:21,210
How about your son-in-law here,
I hear he's a house husband now.

174
00:10:21,344 --> 00:10:24,213
My daughter's gotta bust her hump
all day to pay the bills…

175
00:10:24,347 --> 00:10:26,482
…while dummy here stays home
and cleans.

176
00:10:26,816 --> 00:10:29,018
I don't know how you could
talk to me like that…

177
00:10:29,152 --> 00:10:32,121
…when you look like Idi Amin
with a propeller on your head.

178
00:10:32,255 --> 00:10:34,991
- That's nice that he could…
- Roxanne, this is my mother.

179
00:10:35,124 --> 00:10:39,562
Hello, Mama Ronzoni, I'm so pleased
to meet you. I'm Little Lenny's wife.

180
00:10:39,896 --> 00:10:43,566
What a spicy quesadilla
you got yourself, Lenny.

181
00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:45,968
Yeah, she tastes great.

182
00:10:46,536 --> 00:10:48,237
I bet.

183
00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,576
Didn't I tell you
to turn the phone off there, Greg?

184
00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:55,478
Yeah, but it's my massage therapist.

185
00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:58,014
What? No, no. No cell phones.

186
00:10:58,147 --> 00:10:59,882
No cell phones?
Then I'm out of here.

187
00:11:00,216 --> 00:11:01,284
Higgie.

188
00:11:01,417 --> 00:11:04,153
Who's ready to get their funeral on?

189
00:11:05,388 --> 00:11:07,223
I'm sorry, death makes me weird.

190
00:11:07,357 --> 00:11:08,925
What's up, McKenzie?

191
00:11:09,058 --> 00:11:11,260
You got those soft hands.
Still using Palmolive?

192
00:11:11,394 --> 00:11:12,595
Hey, what's up, Lenny?

193
00:11:12,929 --> 00:11:15,131
Buddy, I thought you were gonna start
working out.

194
00:11:15,264 --> 00:11:17,400
- What does that mean?
- You're fat.

195
00:11:17,533 --> 00:11:18,601
No. No.

196
00:11:18,935 --> 00:11:21,871
Hey, guys, this is good news.
I always wanted to represent you.

197
00:11:22,004 --> 00:11:23,873
You're the third Olsen twin?

198
00:11:24,006 --> 00:11:26,042
Keep it down.
Hey, so these are your kids?

199
00:11:27,009 --> 00:11:29,145
And who's that girl?
That's not a nanny, is it?

200
00:11:29,278 --> 00:11:33,349
No, no, this is a friend of ours
from China.

201
00:11:33,483 --> 00:11:35,418
Oh, yeah.
No, I've been on that website.

202
00:11:35,551 --> 00:11:36,552
No, no, no.

203
00:11:36,886 --> 00:11:41,390
Like an exchange student that…
My wife brought her into the house.

204
00:11:41,524 --> 00:11:44,026
Oh, your wife's into chicks.
Oh, that's nice.

205
00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,028
Hollywood. See, he always lucks out.

206
00:11:46,162 --> 00:11:48,397
- Just an exchange student.
- I always thought…

207
00:11:48,531 --> 00:11:50,066
Hey, now.

208
00:11:50,233 --> 00:11:54,070
- Hey, everybody.
- Lamonsoff. Rolling up in a Caddy?

209
00:11:54,203 --> 00:11:55,238
That's how we do it.

210
00:11:55,371 --> 00:11:58,674
And you, you've grown up
on me, man. Are you a B-cup now?

211
00:12:01,077 --> 00:12:03,412
Hey, nice ears.
You get the NFL package on those?

212
00:12:05,047 --> 00:12:07,517
Nice Caddy.
You selling lawn furniture and crack?

213
00:12:07,650 --> 00:12:10,520
Come on, I'm the co-owner
of Branchville Lawn Furniture, man.

214
00:12:10,653 --> 00:12:12,088
I'm the boss now, baby.

215
00:12:12,221 --> 00:12:13,389
Oh, good for you, Eric.

216
00:12:13,523 --> 00:12:16,125
- Glad you brought your mother.
- Oh, that's a good one.

217
00:12:16,259 --> 00:12:19,562
It's like shaking hands with an eagle.
I'll see you later.

218
00:12:22,131 --> 00:12:25,568
Oh, my God. It's Captain Caring
of the SS Melodrama.

219
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,703
Oh, he's gonna play this one big.

220
00:12:28,037 --> 00:12:29,438
Cue "Hey."

221
00:12:29,972 --> 00:12:31,073
Hey.

222
00:12:31,207 --> 00:12:32,542
Hey.

223
00:12:32,675 --> 00:12:35,344
- Hell of a circumstance, huh?
- I know, I know. It sucks.

224
00:12:35,478 --> 00:12:36,479
Great to see you.

225
00:12:36,612 --> 00:12:39,282
Well, the Buzzer's up there
coaching heaven's team now.

226
00:12:39,415 --> 00:12:43,452
- That's true.
- He's got Wilt, Pistol Pete, Dr. J.

227
00:12:43,586 --> 00:12:45,988
Yeah, Dr. J's alive still.

228
00:12:46,355 --> 00:12:48,624
- Well, those type of guys.
- Yeah, yeah.

229
00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:50,159
You look good, though, man.

230
00:12:50,293 --> 00:12:53,095
It's like if Elvis
was an Oompa Loompa…

231
00:12:53,229 --> 00:12:54,964
…he's right in front of me.

232
00:12:55,097 --> 00:12:58,167
Well, I don't make jokes at funerals
because it's disrespectful.

233
00:12:58,301 --> 00:13:01,237
But if that's part of
your healing process, I'm cool with it.

234
00:13:01,370 --> 00:13:02,672
That's nice. Thanks.

235
00:13:03,005 --> 00:13:04,974
Are you cool with a finger in you?

236
00:13:06,442 --> 00:13:09,145
Hey, Roxanne.

237
00:13:09,278 --> 00:13:12,515
Remember Rob,
the guy I always tell you about? Rob?

238
00:13:12,648 --> 00:13:13,983
Of course.

239
00:13:14,116 --> 00:13:17,153
The kid who didn't hit puberty
till he was 19, right?

240
00:13:17,286 --> 00:13:20,590
- Yeah.
- That was our secret.

241
00:13:20,723 --> 00:13:23,159
And this must be your mother.

242
00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:24,594
My wife.

243
00:13:25,361 --> 00:13:26,462
I'm sorry.

244
00:13:26,596 --> 00:13:28,698
Hi. I'm Gloria.

245
00:13:29,031 --> 00:13:32,301
Oh, it's so nice to meet you.
Your design line is so beautiful.

246
00:13:33,069 --> 00:13:35,338
Oh, thank you, thank you.

247
00:13:35,471 --> 00:13:37,540
- And I love your scarves.
- Thank you.

248
00:13:38,341 --> 00:13:41,043
She'll be tying me up
with those later.

249
00:13:42,612 --> 00:13:44,647
He's not kidding.

250
00:13:46,415 --> 00:13:48,351
Oh, grody.

251
00:13:48,484 --> 00:13:52,054
Oh, those are long, long tongues.

252
00:13:54,490 --> 00:13:57,560
We'll see you in there.
See you in there.

253
00:13:59,729 --> 00:14:02,231
Hi, guys. Right over there? Yep.

254
00:14:02,365 --> 00:14:05,334
Sit right here, sit right here.
I'm gonna go say hi to Lenny.

255
00:14:05,468 --> 00:14:07,603
- No, honey.
- Oh, hi. Lenny.

256
00:14:07,737 --> 00:14:09,438
How you doing?

257
00:14:09,572 --> 00:14:11,741
I heard through a little bird…

258
00:14:12,074 --> 00:14:15,111
…that you guys rented
the Earnshaw lake house for us…

259
00:14:15,244 --> 00:14:16,412
…for the entire weekend.

260
00:14:16,545 --> 00:14:18,314
That's like a dream come true
for us.

261
00:14:18,447 --> 00:14:20,483
We had to rent it
for the whole weekend be…

262
00:14:20,616 --> 00:14:23,553
We don't get to stay the whole
weekend. We have to go to Milan.

263
00:14:23,686 --> 00:14:25,521
For Roxanne's fashion show.

264
00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:27,223
Oh, my God, that's a shame.

265
00:14:27,356 --> 00:14:29,559
Oh, but you're gonna have
so much fun in Milan.

266
00:14:29,692 --> 00:14:32,662
You know, J Lo and Marc Anthony
vacationed there last year.

267
00:14:32,795 --> 00:14:36,132
It's up the street from Lake Como,
where George Clooney has a villa.

268
00:14:36,265 --> 00:14:38,200
I read too many of those magazines.

269
00:14:38,334 --> 00:14:39,602
- No.
- Come on. I'm sorry.

270
00:14:39,735 --> 00:14:41,837
- He hates when I talk about this.
- We'll just…

271
00:14:42,171 --> 00:14:44,373
We are backing away.
Ashamed, right?

272
00:14:44,507 --> 00:14:47,343
Oh, and Tom Cruise
got married there too.

273
00:14:47,743 --> 00:14:49,612
- Thanks for letting me know.
- What?

274
00:14:49,745 --> 00:14:52,848
Well, I don't understand why you had
to rent it for a whole weekend.

275
00:14:53,182 --> 00:14:56,619
Because it's a holiday.
They won't rent it to you for one night.

276
00:14:56,752 --> 00:15:00,189
So your friends are partying all
weekend while you're stuck in Milan.

277
00:15:00,323 --> 00:15:01,557
- Yeah.
- That was nice of you.

278
00:15:01,691 --> 00:15:04,093
It was nice of us.
It's your money too, isn't it?

279
00:15:04,226 --> 00:15:07,129
Yeah, it's your money, it's his money,
it's my money.

280
00:15:07,296 --> 00:15:09,632
Let's put all our cash in a pile
and split it.

281
00:15:09,765 --> 00:15:12,368
That's a nice hat,
it brings out the death in the room.

282
00:15:12,501 --> 00:15:15,738
I'm sorry, I'm nervous.
And it's a funeral, I get weird.

283
00:15:19,108 --> 00:15:22,111
There he is, Joe Hollywood.

284
00:15:22,244 --> 00:15:24,313
Mr. Big Shot Agent.

285
00:15:24,447 --> 00:15:27,383
You think he represents
Hulk Hogan?

286
00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:29,552
No way.

287
00:15:30,119 --> 00:15:32,521
Then he ain't that big, is he?

288
00:15:33,356 --> 00:15:37,393
By the way, if anyone asks,
Rita is an exchange student.

289
00:15:41,263 --> 00:15:42,898
Andre.

290
00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:46,569
I think I just sat
on your adding machine.

291
00:15:47,269 --> 00:15:50,239
Now I know what happened
to the fish tank.

292
00:15:51,540 --> 00:15:53,709
Coach Robert "The Buzzer"
Ferdinando…

293
00:15:53,843 --> 00:15:55,811
…was a caretaker by profession.

294
00:15:56,145 --> 00:16:00,516
What a wonderful word to describe
his devotion to his fellow man.

295
00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:03,185
He truly took care.

296
00:16:03,686 --> 00:16:05,755
When Robert knew
that his time was short…

297
00:16:05,888 --> 00:16:08,524
…he told me there was
one specific man he wanted…

298
00:16:08,658 --> 00:16:10,860
…to say a few words
to memorialize him.

299
00:16:11,193 --> 00:16:14,530
So I'd like to ask Lenny Feder
to come up now.

300
00:16:22,471 --> 00:16:25,274
I'm sorry, I'm not prepared at all.

301
00:16:25,408 --> 00:16:27,710
I feel very honored…

302
00:16:28,711 --> 00:16:30,746
…that coach asked me
to do this, but…

303
00:16:32,281 --> 00:16:36,852
I also feel terrible because
I haven't seen the coach in so long.

304
00:16:37,186 --> 00:16:40,589
And he always wanted me to come
to town and see him…

305
00:16:40,723 --> 00:16:44,593
…and I got caught up
in what I've been doing and I regret it.

306
00:16:45,394 --> 00:16:48,464
I understand that the St. Mark's team
of 1978…

307
00:16:48,597 --> 00:16:52,535
…was the only championship team
that the coach ever had…

308
00:16:53,736 --> 00:16:56,305
…and that's very impressive,
I gotta say…

309
00:16:56,439 --> 00:16:59,208
…judging from the talent
we had to offer.

310
00:16:59,341 --> 00:17:01,210
I mean, believe it or not…

311
00:17:01,343 --> 00:17:05,748
…Robbie and Marcus were actually
shorter back in 1978.

312
00:17:06,716 --> 00:17:08,784
But those guys had a skill
you never mastered.

313
00:17:08,918 --> 00:17:11,287
They knew how to pass the ball.

314
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:16,392
Looks like somebody has to learn how
to pass the Kentucky Fried Chicken.

315
00:17:17,526 --> 00:17:19,428
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

316
00:17:19,562 --> 00:17:22,765
We're saying goodbye to a big part
of our lives. All of us.

317
00:17:22,898 --> 00:17:27,002
You affected everybody in this room.

318
00:17:28,637 --> 00:17:31,774
And I hope we get
to live our lives like you.

319
00:17:32,475 --> 00:17:38,347
Have no regrets
when life's final buzzer sounds.

320
00:17:39,248 --> 00:17:41,517
So let's all bow our heads in silence.

321
00:17:54,964 --> 00:17:57,900
They should have just ended it
right after you.

322
00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,769
This is insanity.

323
00:17:59,902 --> 00:18:01,270
Yeah.

324
00:18:01,570 --> 00:18:05,040
Five bucks it takes him down
on one knee.

325
00:18:05,541 --> 00:18:06,976
- You're on.
- Okay.

326
00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:16,318
Stop it.

327
00:18:53,455 --> 00:18:54,590
Grow up, will you?

328
00:18:54,723 --> 00:18:56,025
Oh, look at him now.

329
00:18:56,859 --> 00:18:59,795
Don't get so mad there, Robbie.

330
00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:04,633
So how we feeling about Rob's girl?
We're happy for him, or…?

331
00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:07,570
Oh, my God. The St. Pauli Grandma?
She seems all right.

332
00:19:07,703 --> 00:19:09,004
She's pretty.

333
00:19:09,338 --> 00:19:11,006
You know,
in a "me in a wig" sort of way.

334
00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:12,675
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

335
00:19:14,844 --> 00:19:18,447
When Ben Franklin was flying that kite
and it had the key on it…

336
00:19:18,581 --> 00:19:20,516
…that was to her apartment.

337
00:19:20,649 --> 00:19:22,551
Oh, that was good, man.

338
00:19:22,685 --> 00:19:26,989
You know, but I gotta say,
he seems like he's in love, you know?

339
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:29,358
He was in love
with the first three wives.

340
00:19:29,491 --> 00:19:31,060
The Cheater, the Beater
and the Eater.

341
00:19:31,393 --> 00:19:34,763
You know, his problem is he's always
so overly in love so quick, you know?

342
00:19:34,897 --> 00:19:38,000
And then one day he snaps
and then it gets ugly in a hurry.

343
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,635
Coffee, Mr. Feder?

344
00:19:39,768 --> 00:19:41,470
No, no, no. I'm good, I'm good.

345
00:19:41,604 --> 00:19:45,074
I mean, thank you. That's cool of you
to voluntarily wanna give me coffee.

346
00:19:45,407 --> 00:19:49,511
Just, you drink it, you know, while
you're studying inside the church.

347
00:19:50,012 --> 00:19:51,680
But you texted me you want coffee.

348
00:19:51,814 --> 00:19:54,683
I texted you that I wanted you
to drink the coffee and study.

349
00:19:54,817 --> 00:19:57,152
So study your books in the church.

350
00:19:57,486 --> 00:19:59,722
Go ahead. All right, Rita.

351
00:19:59,855 --> 00:20:01,657
Fast food? You guys eat the fast…?

352
00:20:06,629 --> 00:20:07,897
Mommy, I want some milk.

353
00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:12,735
Oh, sure, angel. You come here.
I'll give you a little something.

354
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:16,672
Slow down, honey.
Not such big gulps.

355
00:20:16,805 --> 00:20:18,607
You're gonna get a tummy ache.

356
00:20:21,410 --> 00:20:22,978
- Your son is so cute.
- Yeah.

357
00:20:23,112 --> 00:20:24,146
How old is he?

358
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:28,050
Oh, he's 48 months.

359
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,752
That's 4.

360
00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:31,420
Yeah.

361
00:20:31,553 --> 00:20:34,657
We meant to stop last year,
but he likes it so much…

362
00:20:34,790 --> 00:20:37,026
…and we don't like to say no.

363
00:20:37,159 --> 00:20:38,928
Hey, sweetheart?

364
00:20:39,061 --> 00:20:41,096
Could you use a fork, please?

365
00:20:41,430 --> 00:20:42,531
No.

366
00:20:42,665 --> 00:20:46,835
No, no, no!

367
00:20:46,969 --> 00:20:49,004
Looks like she didn't get the memo.

368
00:21:10,626 --> 00:21:14,763
- Hey. Let me get that spot.
- Hey, gotta respect the Caddy.

369
00:21:15,164 --> 00:21:17,199
It's nice you drove
your piggy bank here.

370
00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:18,901
- Hey.
- Hey.

371
00:21:19,034 --> 00:21:20,469
Hey. Hi, Gloria.

372
00:21:20,602 --> 00:21:21,637
- Look at this.
- Come on.

373
00:21:21,770 --> 00:21:22,838
Yeah.

374
00:21:22,972 --> 00:21:25,074
Hey, Rob's car
is an Oompa Loompa too.

375
00:21:25,207 --> 00:21:28,644
- Okay, watch the edge.
- It's cute. It'll do for one night.

376
00:21:28,777 --> 00:21:30,112
Yeah? You can handle it?

377
00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:33,916
Daddy, what is that machine doing?

378
00:21:34,049 --> 00:21:35,985
It's getting rid of the moths, honey.

379
00:21:36,118 --> 00:21:37,686
Where's it taking them?

380
00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:39,488
- Hell.
- Don't say that, Higgins.

381
00:21:39,621 --> 00:21:40,990
I'm sorry. Not hell, Mexico.

382
00:21:41,123 --> 00:21:45,027
No, it's giving them electricity…

383
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,163
…so the moths fall asleep
electrically.

384
00:21:48,497 --> 00:21:49,832
It's electrocuting them?

385
00:21:49,965 --> 00:21:51,834
- No, no, no.
- But, Daddy, they're dying.

386
00:21:51,967 --> 00:21:53,268
- It's killing them?
- No.

387
00:21:54,203 --> 00:21:55,270
Daddy, no.

388
00:21:55,604 --> 00:21:56,739
No, no, it's not.

389
00:21:56,872 --> 00:21:58,674
Okay? Let me adjust it.

390
00:21:58,807 --> 00:22:02,077
Look, they're all all right,
I promise you.

391
00:22:02,211 --> 00:22:04,646
See? Look at this guy.

392
00:22:04,947 --> 00:22:06,148
He's still sleeping.

393
00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:08,217
It's dead, Dad.

394
00:22:08,984 --> 00:22:10,619
A porch swing.

395
00:22:10,753 --> 00:22:13,055
I know what I'm doing this weekend.

396
00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:17,726
Now he's dead.

397
00:22:17,860 --> 00:22:20,863
Welcome back to 1978, everybody.
The lake house.

398
00:22:21,530 --> 00:22:23,232
Nothing's changed,
it's unbelievable.

399
00:22:23,565 --> 00:22:25,534
I don't remember this big.

400
00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:28,170
This is my kitchen.
This is it, right now.

401
00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:30,172
Oh, please, enough with the kitchen.

402
00:22:30,305 --> 00:22:31,607
Why you so mean?

403
00:22:31,740 --> 00:22:33,008
We could've done this.

404
00:22:33,142 --> 00:22:35,611
- An organ.
- Oh, my God, look at this kitchen.

405
00:22:35,744 --> 00:22:38,113
- That's enough, already.
- Could you at least humor me?

406
00:22:38,247 --> 00:22:40,115
Is this like
an Outward Bound thing?

407
00:22:40,249 --> 00:22:42,184
I mean, it's like an episode of Lost.

408
00:22:43,252 --> 00:22:45,120
Hon, you might not
wanna bang on that.

409
00:22:45,254 --> 00:22:47,055
But I like playing it like this.

410
00:22:47,189 --> 00:22:48,757
Okay. Okay.

411
00:22:48,891 --> 00:22:50,959
So listen, guys,
who's getting what room?

412
00:22:51,093 --> 00:22:53,662
Actually, I made a map
of who gets which room.

413
00:22:53,796 --> 00:22:56,632
I took the liberty of reserving
the room with the waterbed…

414
00:22:56,765 --> 00:22:58,567
…for Gloria and myself.

415
00:22:59,168 --> 00:23:02,671
You're gonna do
the backstroke tonight.

416
00:23:02,805 --> 00:23:04,840
I wanna go swimming
with you guys tonight.

417
00:23:04,973 --> 00:23:08,177
Oh, honey, we're not really going
swimming. What I meant was…

418
00:23:08,310 --> 00:23:10,846
That's okay. She doesn't
need to know what you mean.

419
00:23:10,979 --> 00:23:14,216
- I don't even know what you mean.
- Oh, I know what she meant.

420
00:23:14,850 --> 00:23:16,819
Anyway, let's get back
to the room picking.

421
00:23:16,952 --> 00:23:19,121
Rob, would you like
to take us on a tour?

422
00:23:19,254 --> 00:23:22,157
I'd love to show you a tour.
Gloria was just trying to be cool.

423
00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:23,992
I need someplace near a bathroom.

424
00:23:24,126 --> 00:23:26,361
Why does the grandma
get to go swimming and I don't?

425
00:23:26,695 --> 00:23:28,197
Let's go, let's go.

426
00:23:29,097 --> 00:23:31,033
Okay, here's the big daddy.

427
00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:32,367
The master bedroom.

428
00:23:32,701 --> 00:23:35,971
You know what? Lenny should
have that. Lenny should have that.

429
00:23:36,104 --> 00:23:37,272
- Oh, no, no, no.
- I agree.

430
00:23:37,606 --> 00:23:39,675
Honey. Honey.
Come on, let the kids have it.

431
00:23:39,808 --> 00:23:43,378
It's a fun time for the kids to be
together and they can do kids' things.

432
00:23:43,712 --> 00:23:45,881
Come on, go share it.
Share the master bedroom.

433
00:23:46,014 --> 00:23:47,349
Kids win.

434
00:23:47,683 --> 00:23:48,917
Yeah. Yeah. Don't you think?

435
00:23:50,252 --> 00:23:51,286
Yeah, okay.

436
00:23:51,620 --> 00:23:53,155
- Cool.
- Cool.

437
00:23:55,858 --> 00:23:57,192
Hey, Dad.

438
00:23:57,326 --> 00:24:00,696
What's the big box attached
to the back of the TV?

439
00:24:00,829 --> 00:24:02,831
That's the rest of the TV.

440
00:24:02,965 --> 00:24:05,367
They didn't always have
flat screens there, sport.

441
00:24:05,701 --> 00:24:09,638
Wow, that is some
Stone Age shiznit.

442
00:24:09,771 --> 00:24:12,774
- Yeah, that's wack.
- I need a room with heat.

443
00:24:12,908 --> 00:24:15,310
It's summer.
It's like 95 degrees in here.

444
00:24:15,944 --> 00:24:17,412
There he goes again.

445
00:24:17,746 --> 00:24:19,181
I got bunions.

446
00:24:19,314 --> 00:24:22,351
You know, I actually have a poultice
I make, using maize and herbs.

447
00:24:22,684 --> 00:24:24,419
Just say corn.
Maize is corn, everybody.

448
00:24:24,753 --> 00:24:27,189
Yeah, he says maize
because it sounds more mystical.

449
00:24:27,322 --> 00:24:30,025
Well, I like the way he said it.
"Maize."

450
00:24:30,158 --> 00:24:31,827
- "Maize."
- "Maize."

451
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,862
- "Maize."
- "Maize."

452
00:24:33,996 --> 00:24:37,065
- It's fantastic, okay?
- It's a-maize-ing.

453
00:24:37,966 --> 00:24:40,769
I just spread it on cloth
and I moisten and heat it…

454
00:24:40,903 --> 00:24:43,372
…and then I apply it directly
to the affected area.

455
00:24:43,705 --> 00:24:49,678
Okay. Well, my affected area
is pretty big.

456
00:24:49,811 --> 00:24:51,179
Oh, no.

457
00:24:52,281 --> 00:24:55,884
Mama, I didn't know
the Elephant Man lived in your shoe.

458
00:24:56,018 --> 00:24:58,687
How in the world's anybody supposed
to get some sleep…

459
00:24:58,820 --> 00:25:01,723
…knowing they under the same roof as
Toe-be Bryant over here?

460
00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:04,927
You're stepping over the line,
woman.

461
00:25:10,465 --> 00:25:13,769
So, what's with that Labradoodle?
It sounds like Stephen Hawking.

462
00:25:13,902 --> 00:25:16,438
Curly, he had
his vocal cords clipped.

463
00:25:16,772 --> 00:25:18,707
A neighbor filed a complaint…

464
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,911
…so it was either clip the cords
or put Curly down.

465
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,181
Wrong choice.

466
00:25:26,882 --> 00:25:29,051
Come on, he's part of the family,
you know?

467
00:25:29,184 --> 00:25:32,888
Imagine when a burglar comes over
and hears that. He must run in terror.

468
00:25:33,021 --> 00:25:35,090
"Wow, what's that turkey
doing in the house?"

469
00:25:36,191 --> 00:25:38,193
By the way, Lamonsoff, your son.

470
00:25:38,327 --> 00:25:40,963
What's with the boob thing?
Isn't the kid a little old?

471
00:25:41,096 --> 00:25:43,298
He'll be rubbing her boob
with his beard soon.

472
00:25:43,432 --> 00:25:47,169
He's gonna get a milk mustache on
a real mustache. That won't look right.

473
00:25:47,302 --> 00:25:49,371
That kid, when he's 10, on his bike…

474
00:25:49,504 --> 00:25:52,507
…the mom's gonna be in the basket,
he's gonna be like:

475
00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:57,746
- Come on.
- Okay, wait, I got this one.

476
00:25:57,879 --> 00:25:59,181
Chain saw pedicure, 50 points.

477
00:25:59,314 --> 00:26:01,883
Why are they inside right now,
anyways?

478
00:26:02,017 --> 00:26:04,419
Why would they not come out here
and enjoy the lake…

479
00:26:04,753 --> 00:26:06,121
…or do something in the woods?

480
00:26:06,254 --> 00:26:08,757
There wasn't a time of day
that I wasn't outside.

481
00:26:08,890 --> 00:26:11,793
You know, we weren't.
We were always… We were never in.

482
00:26:11,927 --> 00:26:13,528
All heads on deck!

483
00:26:13,862 --> 00:26:15,764
Look, there's blood
squirting everywhere!

484
00:26:15,897 --> 00:26:18,367
- I can't take it anymore.
- Chop his arms off.

485
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:21,336
- Oh, he's being a dad. Look at this.
- Is he gonna do it?

486
00:26:21,503 --> 00:26:23,939
Dad. Don't, Dad. My high score.

487
00:26:24,072 --> 00:26:29,177
That's it. No more video games.
No more cell phones. No more texting.

488
00:26:29,311 --> 00:26:32,781
Just from now on, while we're here,
stay outside and play.

489
00:26:32,914 --> 00:26:34,149
What are we supposed to do?

490
00:26:34,282 --> 00:26:38,553
Just play like normal kids.
Come on, move it. Where's Becky?

491
00:26:38,887 --> 00:26:41,456
Let's go. Let me show you
how the Pilgrims used to hang.

492
00:26:41,790 --> 00:26:46,094
When we were kids, your dad used to
talk us into doing the craziest stuff.

493
00:26:46,228 --> 00:26:47,262
That's right.

494
00:26:47,396 --> 00:26:50,465
Yeah, I remember one time,
we got our shower curtains…

495
00:26:50,799 --> 00:26:53,902
…put them in shopping carts
and went shopping cart sailing.

496
00:26:54,036 --> 00:26:55,137
Wait, how did you steer?

497
00:26:55,270 --> 00:26:57,239
- Well, we didn't.
- How'd you stop?

498
00:26:57,372 --> 00:27:00,042
You just smashed into something.
That was the fun part.

499
00:27:00,175 --> 00:27:02,110
We used to shoot bottle rockets
at each other.

500
00:27:02,244 --> 00:27:04,880
You go for the guy's face
because you wanna blind him.

501
00:27:05,013 --> 00:27:06,548
Okay, no, that's a little much, pal.

502
00:27:06,882 --> 00:27:09,184
No. No, I know. Kids, don't do that.

503
00:27:09,317 --> 00:27:12,220
You know what, erase, reboot.

504
00:27:12,354 --> 00:27:16,091
Okay. Look, look.
Make a tree fort. I'll get you started.

505
00:27:16,224 --> 00:27:18,160
Rob lived in one of those for a year.

506
00:27:18,293 --> 00:27:19,961
Why?

507
00:27:20,095 --> 00:27:22,497
My dad took away my roller skates.

508
00:27:22,831 --> 00:27:25,100
Vietnam flashback.

509
00:27:25,534 --> 00:27:27,836
Wait a minute. Are you kidding me?

510
00:27:27,969 --> 00:27:29,571
- What?
- What?

511
00:27:30,372 --> 00:27:31,440
Nice.

512
00:27:31,573 --> 00:27:33,875
Rope on a tree, baby.
You know what that means.

513
00:27:34,009 --> 00:27:35,277
We get to hang ourselves?

514
00:27:35,410 --> 00:27:39,181
You see a rope and a lake and that
doesn't make you wanna go nuts?

515
00:27:39,314 --> 00:27:40,882
It makes me… You know what?

516
00:27:41,016 --> 00:27:43,051
You know what, let me show them.

517
00:27:43,185 --> 00:27:44,286
- Yeah.
- Yeah, baby.

518
00:27:44,419 --> 00:27:45,954
Dude, get up on the top rock.

519
00:27:46,088 --> 00:27:48,523
- Yeah, you're right.
- You gotta back it up, back it up.

520
00:27:48,857 --> 00:27:49,925
Go, baby.

521
00:27:50,058 --> 00:27:52,327
The class is in session.

522
00:27:52,461 --> 00:27:54,463
Who wants to see a double flip?

523
00:27:55,530 --> 00:27:56,565
Too high.

524
00:27:56,898 --> 00:27:58,867
- Now drop.
- This was a mistake.

525
00:27:59,501 --> 00:28:01,136
I can't let go, I'm too scared.

526
00:28:09,244 --> 00:28:11,379
That was awesome.

527
00:28:11,513 --> 00:28:14,583
Oh, God. Oh, God, my leg's snapped.

528
00:28:14,916 --> 00:28:17,185
Oh, my God, the bone's sticking out.
I need help.

529
00:28:17,552 --> 00:28:21,123
It's a stick. I got you.

530
00:28:22,557 --> 00:28:23,658
Very good.

531
00:28:23,992 --> 00:28:26,194
Daddy, that bird is hurt.

532
00:28:28,163 --> 00:28:30,966
Oh, my God. I'll go get a shoebox.

533
00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:33,535
Here you go.

534
00:28:33,668 --> 00:28:36,171
Hey, did you really land
on that bird, man?

535
00:28:36,304 --> 00:28:37,339
I'm not sure.

536
00:28:37,472 --> 00:28:41,410
I did hear a chirp and a crunch-like
noise, but that could've been anything.

537
00:28:42,043 --> 00:28:43,145
Okay.

538
00:28:46,615 --> 00:28:48,417
Keith. Sit down. Sit down.

539
00:28:48,550 --> 00:28:50,018
Dad, I wanna sit next to you.

540
00:28:50,152 --> 00:28:52,954
Daddy's gonna be down here
with his friends first and then…

541
00:28:53,088 --> 00:28:56,992
Lenny, remember we used to come
here late night after we got wasted?

542
00:28:58,627 --> 00:28:59,694
What's "wasted"?

543
00:29:00,295 --> 00:29:01,496
Nice one, Higgie.

544
00:29:01,630 --> 00:29:04,399
"Wasted," kids…

545
00:29:04,533 --> 00:29:07,302
…is something that happens…

546
00:29:07,436 --> 00:29:09,471
…when you have a hankering
for ice cream.

547
00:29:09,604 --> 00:29:11,339
- I wanna get wasted.
- I wanna get wasted.

548
00:29:11,473 --> 00:29:12,974
I wanna get wasted every day.

549
00:29:13,108 --> 00:29:15,110
I wanna get chocolate wasted.

550
00:29:15,243 --> 00:29:17,512
No, you don't need to get wasted,
it's okay.

551
00:29:17,646 --> 00:29:20,315
All right, you know what,
let me make this easy.

552
00:29:20,449 --> 00:29:23,718
Seventeen burgers
and 17 fries, okay?

553
00:29:24,052 --> 00:29:27,689
And that'll be just for me.
What are you guys having?

554
00:29:28,623 --> 00:29:29,624
Lamonsoff.

555
00:29:29,958 --> 00:29:31,092
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

556
00:29:31,226 --> 00:29:33,228
That's for everybody.
Just put it on that.

557
00:29:33,361 --> 00:29:36,565
- Oh, you don't have to do that.
- I am not gonna have any hamburgers.

558
00:29:36,698 --> 00:29:39,634
I'll take some meat loaf,
some calzones…

559
00:29:39,968 --> 00:29:42,671
…but put the marinara sauce
on the side.

560
00:29:43,004 --> 00:29:45,740
With corn, either on the cob
or whatever you got.

561
00:29:46,074 --> 00:29:48,343
- Are you going to the electric chair?
- What?

562
00:29:48,477 --> 00:29:50,445
No, he was just kidding, Henry VIII.

563
00:29:52,247 --> 00:29:55,417
She's eating for two:
her and Toe-bo Cop.

564
00:29:56,051 --> 00:29:59,120
But, Mama, they do have bunion rings
if you want some.

565
00:29:59,254 --> 00:30:00,555
That was good, Lenny.

566
00:30:00,689 --> 00:30:02,123
How about some drinks?

567
00:30:02,257 --> 00:30:04,593
I said I'm paying,
so take it easy with that, okay?

568
00:30:04,726 --> 00:30:07,629
I'm kidding, everybody. I'm kidding.
We can drink all we want.

569
00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:09,664
I'll start it off.
I'm gonna have a Coke.

570
00:30:09,998 --> 00:30:14,236
And I know Donna, she's gonna want
a Sprite, correct, sweetie? And…

571
00:30:15,170 --> 00:30:16,638
Bean's good with milk, obviously.

572
00:30:17,138 --> 00:30:19,241
I want cookies.

573
00:30:19,374 --> 00:30:20,642
Cookies and MILF.

574
00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:22,677
MILF? Oh, Higgins,
thank you so much.

575
00:30:23,011 --> 00:30:25,680
Take it easy, all right?
Hey, tuck it away, sweetie.

576
00:30:26,014 --> 00:30:28,016
And I'll take a flat water. Voss.

577
00:30:28,483 --> 00:30:29,518
What?

578
00:30:29,651 --> 00:30:32,153
You know, Voss.
Or Fiji, if you don't have Voss.

579
00:30:32,287 --> 00:30:34,322
Yeah, you know,
anything you got's good.

580
00:30:34,456 --> 00:30:35,690
We have out of the faucet.

581
00:30:36,024 --> 00:30:37,259
Like, from a hose?

582
00:30:37,392 --> 00:30:38,426
Tap water.

583
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,728
What country's that from?

584
00:30:40,061 --> 00:30:43,465
Oh, my God. Just get the water. We're
done talking about water. Tap water.

585
00:30:43,598 --> 00:30:45,166
I go get the Voss from the b…

586
00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:49,070
Just sit down, Rita. Just study
a menu. The big test is coming.

587
00:30:57,078 --> 00:30:58,246
I'm sorry, what now?

588
00:30:58,380 --> 00:31:00,749
He says they have the best burger
in town here.

589
00:31:01,283 --> 00:31:04,452
Really? Since when did you learn
to speak Chinese?

590
00:31:04,586 --> 00:31:07,222
It's just something I picked up
watching a cooking show.

591
00:31:07,355 --> 00:31:11,159
That's great. Maybe you should focus
a little less on the talking…

592
00:31:11,293 --> 00:31:13,061
…and a little more on the cooking.

593
00:31:13,194 --> 00:31:14,729
Burn.

594
00:31:15,063 --> 00:31:17,165
You got told.

595
00:31:18,099 --> 00:31:19,167
You got toe.

596
00:31:20,702 --> 00:31:21,770
He comes back.

597
00:31:22,470 --> 00:31:25,273
Mommy, can I have some
of her milk?

598
00:31:25,674 --> 00:31:27,442
There he is.

599
00:31:27,609 --> 00:31:28,843
Joe Hollywood.

600
00:31:29,611 --> 00:31:32,113
Who's that? Dickie Bailey?

601
00:31:32,247 --> 00:31:33,381
Oh, my God.

602
00:31:33,515 --> 00:31:36,384
Hey, long time no see.
How you doing, man?

603
00:31:36,518 --> 00:31:38,753
You know, that game
had some bad calls.

604
00:31:39,254 --> 00:31:41,790
Now, what game are we talking about?
The game?

605
00:31:42,123 --> 00:31:44,626
What, when we were kids
30 years ago, that game?

606
00:31:44,759 --> 00:31:46,628
That last shot?

607
00:31:46,761 --> 00:31:49,531
Your foot was on the line.
Shouldn't have counted.

608
00:31:49,664 --> 00:31:52,867
Wow, I don't know.
I don't remember it quite like that.

609
00:31:53,201 --> 00:31:56,338
You got the rest
of the Fugly Five over there, huh?

610
00:31:56,538 --> 00:31:58,506
Yes. Yes. They are.
The boys are here.

611
00:31:58,640 --> 00:31:59,674
Boys?

612
00:31:59,808 --> 00:32:03,111
They don't look like they can make it
up and down the court anymore.

613
00:32:03,244 --> 00:32:05,413
What about you?
You put on a few pounds?

614
00:32:05,547 --> 00:32:07,182
From when I was 12?

615
00:32:07,315 --> 00:32:09,250
Yes, I think so.

616
00:32:09,384 --> 00:32:11,720
You don't know how to come at me,
do you?

617
00:32:11,853 --> 00:32:12,887
Rematch. I dare you.

618
00:32:15,790 --> 00:32:19,227
In basketball? You don't look like
you're in the greatest shape either.

619
00:32:19,361 --> 00:32:22,564
I could see having
a getting-off-the-couch contest, but…

620
00:32:22,697 --> 00:32:23,798
Anytime, anywhere.

621
00:32:24,132 --> 00:32:26,434
I was just kidding.
I really don't wanna do that.

622
00:32:26,568 --> 00:32:30,572
Next time you come to town, I'll have
plenty of that Boss water for your kid.

623
00:32:31,239 --> 00:32:33,375
- All right.
- Wouldn't want him to go thirsty.

624
00:32:33,508 --> 00:32:37,879
All right, well, just for the record,
it's Voss water, by the way, with a V.

625
00:32:39,681 --> 00:32:40,715
Okay.

626
00:32:43,518 --> 00:32:46,621
Gonna be an emotional day tomorrow,
spreading the Buzzer's ashes.

627
00:32:46,755 --> 00:32:47,789
Oh, my God.

628
00:32:47,922 --> 00:32:51,292
The coach requested that we
scatter his remains on Mclntyre Island.

629
00:32:51,426 --> 00:32:53,161
I got a beautiful ceremony planned.

630
00:32:53,294 --> 00:32:55,930
Lenny, you gonna be able to do that?
What time do you leave?

631
00:32:56,464 --> 00:32:58,833
- What are you talking about?
- What do you mean, leave?

632
00:32:59,167 --> 00:33:02,637
I forgot to tell you, fellas.
We gotta take off in the morning.

633
00:33:02,771 --> 00:33:04,706
- You're leaving?
- You can't leave.

634
00:33:04,839 --> 00:33:07,842
- We got the ceremony tomorrow.
- Lenny's just playing, everybody.

635
00:33:08,176 --> 00:33:09,244
No, he's not.

636
00:33:09,377 --> 00:33:10,512
Are you joking?

637
00:33:10,645 --> 00:33:14,549
I wanna be there. I mean, we all wanna
be there. We gotta go to Milan.

638
00:33:14,683 --> 00:33:17,385
Milan, what? Italy? What's in Milan?

639
00:33:17,852 --> 00:33:20,555
It's pretty cool.
Roxanne's got her fall line coming out.

640
00:33:20,689 --> 00:33:24,259
- Fashion week.
- Three nights at the Four Seasons.

641
00:33:24,392 --> 00:33:25,927
Eggs Benedict by the pool…

642
00:33:26,261 --> 00:33:28,363
…PlayStation 3 in every room…

643
00:33:28,496 --> 00:33:30,965
…and they show boobies
on Italian TV.

644
00:33:32,434 --> 00:33:33,835
I'm going to Italy.

645
00:33:35,236 --> 00:33:38,740
No, we all… I didn't tell you guys,
we're probably gonna go to Italy as a…

646
00:33:38,873 --> 00:33:40,442
Thanks for ruining the surprise.

647
00:33:40,842 --> 00:33:42,911
Lenny, it's not gonna be the same
without you.

648
00:33:43,244 --> 00:33:44,279
Yeah, come on.

649
00:33:44,412 --> 00:33:47,515
Roxanne was cool enough to let us
come tonight. This is a big deal.

650
00:33:47,649 --> 00:33:50,351
Can't Roxanne go without you
and you can meet her there?

651
00:33:50,485 --> 00:33:54,622
No, we are a team, me and my lady,
and we do everything together.

652
00:33:54,756 --> 00:33:58,393
Last year, we had to skip
Becky's school play for Milan.

653
00:33:58,860 --> 00:34:00,662
Roxanne.

654
00:34:00,962 --> 00:34:02,497
Roxanne.

655
00:34:04,432 --> 00:34:06,935
I thought we were
gonna get wasted.

656
00:34:07,702 --> 00:34:10,371
Sweetie. What was I supposed to do,
lie to them?

657
00:34:10,505 --> 00:34:13,441
It's not what you said,
it's how you said it.

658
00:34:13,575 --> 00:34:17,912
I am not some insensitive
work-crazy dragon lady.

659
00:34:18,246 --> 00:34:20,882
And I'm not gonna let you
depict me as one.

660
00:34:21,015 --> 00:34:23,017
We are skipping the dinner
in Milan…

661
00:34:23,384 --> 00:34:24,652
…spreading the ashes…

662
00:34:24,786 --> 00:34:27,322
…and we're leaving first thing
Sunday morning.

663
00:34:35,430 --> 00:34:39,667
Lamonsoff, it's 5 in the morning.
Can you kill the dog now?

664
00:34:39,868 --> 00:34:41,336
Thinking about it.

665
00:34:41,936 --> 00:34:44,973
Go ahead.
Birdy coming through, everybody.

666
00:34:45,306 --> 00:34:46,374
Hey, morning.

667
00:34:46,508 --> 00:34:48,510
Morning.
Take it right over to the table.

668
00:34:48,643 --> 00:34:50,612
How we doing?
Something stinks in here.

669
00:34:50,745 --> 00:34:53,014
Gloria and I are making breakfast
for everybody.

670
00:34:53,348 --> 00:34:57,352
Using a dehydrator, which never
cooks anything above 115 degrees.

671
00:34:57,485 --> 00:34:59,521
- Those are pancakes?
- Ocean pancakes.

672
00:34:59,654 --> 00:35:02,791
They're gray. They look like you
cut them off an elephant's legs.

673
00:35:02,924 --> 00:35:05,360
- I'm not eating that.
- It's good for you.

674
00:35:05,493 --> 00:35:07,395
- What is this?
- "What is this?"

675
00:35:07,529 --> 00:35:08,696
A scab?

676
00:35:08,830 --> 00:35:10,031
It's dehydrated banana.

677
00:35:10,365 --> 00:35:12,934
What happened to a normal banana?
Peel a banana and eat it.

678
00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:15,837
The kids'll love it. It's fun, man.
It doesn't go bad.

679
00:35:15,970 --> 00:35:17,872
- You slice it thin…
- I see what you do.

680
00:35:18,006 --> 00:35:19,741
Maybe you're right. This is good.

681
00:35:19,874 --> 00:35:21,943
- Is that what it's meant for?
- You could.

682
00:35:22,076 --> 00:35:25,914
Well, I'd rather be hit by
dehydrated fruit than processed…

683
00:35:26,047 --> 00:35:27,081
Processed fruit.

684
00:35:27,415 --> 00:35:30,318
- I'm just kidding around.
- You think you can just slap people.

685
00:35:30,451 --> 00:35:33,454
I don't think that. Don't say that.
Come on.

686
00:35:33,588 --> 00:35:34,789
Morning.

687
00:35:34,923 --> 00:35:37,025
Honey, how is the birdy?

688
00:35:38,660 --> 00:35:40,995
Those are
the Christian Louboutin shoes.

689
00:35:41,329 --> 00:35:42,430
I know I'm overdressed.

690
00:35:42,564 --> 00:35:46,601
But, sorry, I packed for Milan,
not the lake.

691
00:35:47,635 --> 00:35:48,937
Made from acorns.

692
00:35:49,070 --> 00:35:52,540
So, dude, I'm not eating any of this.
You got any normal food? Cereal?

693
00:35:52,674 --> 00:35:55,510
Would you like me to make you
an egg-white frittata, Mr. Feder?

694
00:35:57,111 --> 00:35:59,814
I mean, is that what you're doing
in science class now?

695
00:36:00,381 --> 00:36:01,816
Making frittatas?

696
00:36:01,950 --> 00:36:04,853
No. We're okay. You can go
practice that in your room, though.

697
00:36:04,986 --> 00:36:07,388
I know you got the big test coming.

698
00:36:08,590 --> 00:36:10,892
You know, honey,
I think you're overwhelming Lenny.

699
00:36:11,025 --> 00:36:13,595
Here, I got a present for you.

700
00:36:14,062 --> 00:36:15,496
Bacon.

701
00:36:15,630 --> 00:36:17,498
- Knock yourself out.
- Bacon.

702
00:36:17,866 --> 00:36:18,900
She gets it.

703
00:36:19,033 --> 00:36:21,536
She gets it. She gets it.
Hey, she gets it.

704
00:36:21,669 --> 00:36:23,872
Thank God she gets it.

705
00:36:24,005 --> 00:36:25,573
All right, so…

706
00:36:25,707 --> 00:36:27,408
Hey, what are you doing?

707
00:36:28,009 --> 00:36:29,043
Cooking the bacon.

708
00:36:29,377 --> 00:36:32,747
Not in here. That's dead animal flesh.
It's not going near the vegan food.

709
00:36:32,881 --> 00:36:33,948
Murderer.

710
00:36:34,082 --> 00:36:36,684
Fine. What do I do with it?
Oh, I know.

711
00:36:36,818 --> 00:36:38,553
I'm sorry, buddy. I'm sorry.

712
00:36:42,523 --> 00:36:45,526
Curly. Shame on you.

713
00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:47,061
That crazy dog.

714
00:36:47,395 --> 00:36:50,565
Must have got into some of my leftover
pasta fasul.

715
00:36:50,698 --> 00:36:53,434
Yeah, Mama, I'm sure
that's exactly what happened.

716
00:36:53,568 --> 00:36:54,702
It did.

717
00:36:54,836 --> 00:36:56,537
We should get a dog.

718
00:36:57,071 --> 00:36:59,941
We should get a water buffalo.

719
00:37:01,542 --> 00:37:02,810
Higgins, what are you doing?

720
00:37:02,944 --> 00:37:06,814
I don't wear pants at my house, I'm not
wearing them in your house. Sorry.

721
00:37:07,982 --> 00:37:10,084
That was a man's ass?

722
00:37:10,418 --> 00:37:11,953
All right.

723
00:37:15,690 --> 00:37:17,525
Yeah.

724
00:37:18,593 --> 00:37:20,728
Let's see this. Look at that.

725
00:37:27,035 --> 00:37:28,603
That's it, buddy.

726
00:37:28,736 --> 00:37:30,438
Okay, throw the rock.

727
00:37:31,439 --> 00:37:32,774
Skim it.

728
00:37:33,708 --> 00:37:34,943
Throw it at a tree.

729
00:37:35,476 --> 00:37:37,478
Throw it at the lake.

730
00:37:38,212 --> 00:37:40,148
Throw it at your brother.

731
00:37:40,481 --> 00:37:41,683
Hit your head with it.

732
00:37:42,083 --> 00:37:43,785
Just do something.

733
00:37:46,688 --> 00:37:48,056
Come on.

734
00:37:48,957 --> 00:37:52,560
What are you doing dressed like that?
You hanging out with Jiminy Cricket?

735
00:37:52,860 --> 00:37:55,063
We were supposed to be going
to Milan, remember?

736
00:37:55,196 --> 00:37:56,698
That's what I packed for.

737
00:37:56,831 --> 00:37:58,032
Just cut those into shorts.

738
00:37:58,166 --> 00:38:00,535
- We'll play some hoop later.
- Pass, dude.

739
00:38:00,668 --> 00:38:03,004
You don't want revenge
for the time I whupped you?

740
00:38:03,137 --> 00:38:04,706
That was four years ago, homey.

741
00:38:04,839 --> 00:38:08,609
All I want is to fly to Milan
and have some fresh-made gelato.

742
00:38:10,144 --> 00:38:12,513
What would your father have done
on that one?

743
00:38:12,647 --> 00:38:15,483
That one would've been a backhand
to the side of the head…

744
00:38:15,616 --> 00:38:17,251
…and possible bleeding from the ear.

745
00:38:17,585 --> 00:38:20,955
My father would've thrown me down
the stairs for using the word "gelato."

746
00:38:21,756 --> 00:38:24,492
- You got the new Foreman.
- Yeah.

747
00:38:24,625 --> 00:38:27,662
Hilliard was trying to make me
some tofu Grape-Nuts in there.

748
00:38:27,795 --> 00:38:28,863
Try it out.

749
00:38:28,997 --> 00:38:31,099
- You cleaned this?
- Yeah, I cleaned this thing.

750
00:38:31,232 --> 00:38:32,500
- Take it.
- Thanks a lot.

751
00:38:32,633 --> 00:38:34,635
By the way,
Mclntyre Island ain't close.

752
00:38:34,769 --> 00:38:37,105
Eat as much as you can,
we got a big row ahead of us.

753
00:38:38,573 --> 00:38:40,141
You didn't clean that well.

754
00:38:41,042 --> 00:38:44,012
Come on, man.
What are you doing to me? Seriously.

755
00:38:44,145 --> 00:38:47,615
You don't want your breath to smell
like your grandmother's closet?

756
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,661
Slow down for Robbie, guys.

757
00:39:00,795 --> 00:39:01,996
You're gonna lap me.

758
00:39:02,930 --> 00:39:05,700
Beautiful. You gotta respect
going to Mclntyre Island.

759
00:39:05,833 --> 00:39:07,568
Haven't done that since we were 12.

760
00:39:07,702 --> 00:39:09,237
Got my first boob there.

761
00:39:09,570 --> 00:39:11,806
- I know. Tracy Thornhill.
- Tracy Thorn…

762
00:39:11,939 --> 00:39:13,641
- Yes.
- Absolutely.

763
00:39:13,775 --> 00:39:15,176
A little flat, but I was a fan.

764
00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:18,179
All right, Higgins. Is that all you
think about is chicks?

765
00:39:18,312 --> 00:39:20,815
- We got daughters.
- That's all you guys think about.

766
00:39:20,948 --> 00:39:24,152
- Difference is, I can do something.
- Not true. All right, that's true.

767
00:39:24,285 --> 00:39:26,320
You wanna know
what I fantasize about?

768
00:39:26,654 --> 00:39:27,688
Candy bars.

769
00:39:27,822 --> 00:39:28,823
Candy bars?

770
00:39:28,956 --> 00:39:32,260
No, I had a bad blood sugar test at
my last checkup and Sally cut me off.

771
00:39:32,593 --> 00:39:34,595
You're a grown man,
how do you deal with that?

772
00:39:34,729 --> 00:39:37,231
Oh, I got my own hidden stash,
I'm not stupid.

773
00:39:37,565 --> 00:39:38,766
Seriously, I got it all.

774
00:39:38,900 --> 00:39:41,102
I got Reese's, Butterfingers,
3 Musketeers.

775
00:39:41,235 --> 00:39:45,139
I hide them under my clothes
in the bottom of the hamper.

776
00:39:45,273 --> 00:39:48,910
It's great because the smell in my
sweat socks mask the chocolate smell.

777
00:39:49,043 --> 00:39:51,846
And the looks of your underwear
masks the chocolate stains.

778
00:39:51,979 --> 00:39:54,615
Hey, hey, hey, hang on, guys.
I gotta make a sissy.

779
00:39:54,749 --> 00:39:56,284
- No, no, no.
- I gotta make a sissy.

780
00:39:56,617 --> 00:39:57,919
You made three already.

781
00:39:58,252 --> 00:40:00,221
It must be just oozing out at this point.

782
00:40:00,354 --> 00:40:02,090
Shut up, I'm trying to concentrate.

783
00:40:02,223 --> 00:40:04,292
It's taking a piss, not the SATs.

784
00:40:11,032 --> 00:40:15,236
Are you peeing or is a diesel truck
turning off? What the hell is that?

785
00:40:16,003 --> 00:40:17,805
Listen to hamper bottom.

786
00:40:17,939 --> 00:40:20,241
I think he's sending a message
in Morse code.

787
00:40:20,641 --> 00:40:22,343
Getting old. Stop.

788
00:40:22,677 --> 00:40:24,312
Can't pee. Stop.

789
00:40:24,745 --> 00:40:26,247
Reeks like asparagus. Stop.

790
00:40:26,380 --> 00:40:28,649
Even though I didn't even have any.
Stop.

791
00:40:28,783 --> 00:40:31,119
The good news is these girls
are gonna say hi to it.

792
00:40:32,153 --> 00:40:34,155
- What's up, ladies?
- Hey, girls.

793
00:40:35,056 --> 00:40:37,725
- That is so gross-looking.
- Did you see that?

794
00:40:37,859 --> 00:40:41,762
- They don't all look like that, ladies.
- You gave that thing 300 pounds…

795
00:40:41,896 --> 00:40:42,997
Come on.

796
00:40:48,002 --> 00:40:49,871
Sick mix tape you made, Robbie.

797
00:40:50,004 --> 00:40:53,774
- Oh, yeah.
- Hey, guys, I brought something too.

798
00:40:53,908 --> 00:40:55,977
- Get out of here.
- It's the net, yeah.

799
00:40:56,110 --> 00:40:57,645
Championship game.

800
00:40:57,778 --> 00:41:00,148
- Let me see that.
- I thought the coach should have it.

801
00:41:00,281 --> 00:41:02,817
Robbie, you gotta put this
on the urn, buddy.

802
00:41:02,950 --> 00:41:04,018
That's cool.

803
00:41:04,185 --> 00:41:06,787
- "Your foot was on the line."
- Bailey.

804
00:41:06,921 --> 00:41:10,424
What do you think the coach would've
said if he heard that trash-talking?

805
00:41:10,758 --> 00:41:12,660
He'd kick our ass
for not kicking his.

806
00:41:12,793 --> 00:41:14,395
- Yeah.
- Or we do it the old-school way.

807
00:41:14,729 --> 00:41:17,031
- Have Eric beat his ass for us.
- I know, we should.

808
00:41:17,165 --> 00:41:21,102
No, no, no. I got about eight seconds
of fighting, total, left in my life.

809
00:41:21,235 --> 00:41:23,204
And I'm saving that in case
I get mugged…

810
00:41:23,337 --> 00:41:26,274
…or, you know, someone cuts
in front of me at Burger King.

811
00:41:26,407 --> 00:41:29,844
- That's my hamper bottom.
- We can't delay it anymore, guys.

812
00:41:29,977 --> 00:41:33,080
- He just bit his chicken. All right.
- Are we going? Okay.

813
00:41:33,214 --> 00:41:34,682
Let's do it.

814
00:41:34,815 --> 00:41:37,818
You know, I think the coach
is here with us.

815
00:41:38,319 --> 00:41:41,923
I think he's proud to be here with us
in ash form.

816
00:41:42,056 --> 00:41:44,825
Right here on this island,
where we hid from our parents…

817
00:41:44,959 --> 00:41:47,361
…and where we're hiding
from our wives and children.

818
00:41:47,695 --> 00:41:48,729
- Yes, we are.
- Yes.

819
00:41:52,166 --> 00:41:53,301
Goodbye to you…

820
00:41:54,235 --> 00:41:55,436
…friend…

821
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,141
…wise-advice giver…

822
00:42:06,247 --> 00:42:08,249
…buzzer-noise maker.

823
00:42:15,122 --> 00:42:16,490
Rob, come on.

824
00:42:16,824 --> 00:42:19,126
I really messed up my marriages.

825
00:42:19,393 --> 00:42:20,795
All of them.

826
00:42:20,928 --> 00:42:22,496
It was my fault, man.

827
00:42:22,863 --> 00:42:24,298
I just couldn't hang on.

828
00:42:24,999 --> 00:42:27,301
You know, my own daughters…

829
00:42:27,868 --> 00:42:30,071
…I don't even hardly know them.

830
00:42:30,404 --> 00:42:32,773
- The Buzzer would be ashamed of me.
- No.

831
00:42:32,907 --> 00:42:33,941
Come on, now.

832
00:42:34,075 --> 00:42:36,410
You got time to patch things up
with your daughters.

833
00:42:36,744 --> 00:42:38,913
You just call them
when you get back.

834
00:42:39,046 --> 00:42:42,483
Actually, they're gonna be here
in about 20 minutes.

835
00:42:44,118 --> 00:42:45,419
Wait, what?

836
00:42:45,753 --> 00:42:47,088
I can use a piece of chicken.

837
00:42:47,521 --> 00:42:49,924
No, not with those hands.
Coach hands. All right.

838
00:42:50,057 --> 00:42:51,225
Finish the bucket.

839
00:42:51,359 --> 00:42:54,862
Actually, I'm still gonna eat it.
This is pretty sick, but I'm hungry.

840
00:43:02,103 --> 00:43:03,504
Lamonsoff.

841
00:43:04,772 --> 00:43:07,141
Let's go, old bucket. Drop him in.

842
00:43:23,324 --> 00:43:25,793
Piece of crap car.

843
00:43:26,460 --> 00:43:28,029
What?

844
00:43:28,829 --> 00:43:29,897
Hey, Dad.

845
00:43:30,998 --> 00:43:32,433
Me?

846
00:43:34,935 --> 00:43:36,203
What?

847
00:43:36,337 --> 00:43:38,439
- How do you get that…
- Hey.

848
00:43:38,572 --> 00:43:39,940
…from that?

849
00:43:40,341 --> 00:43:43,044
Ninety-five percent of that's gotta be
from the mother.

850
00:43:43,177 --> 00:43:44,845
And I am lowballing.

851
00:43:44,979 --> 00:43:46,180
Hey, Jasmine.

852
00:43:46,347 --> 00:43:48,049
How is that possible?

853
00:43:48,182 --> 00:43:50,251
Oh, no. The Elvis hairs
are going up her nose.

854
00:43:50,384 --> 00:43:52,053
She doesn't know what to do.

855
00:43:52,186 --> 00:43:53,220
That's sweet.

856
00:43:53,354 --> 00:43:54,588
Is this your car?

857
00:43:55,222 --> 00:43:57,525
My old man lent me this turd.

858
00:43:58,125 --> 00:44:01,195
Because he doesn't care if I
break down in the middle of nowhere…

859
00:44:01,329 --> 00:44:03,030
…and get eaten by a bear.

860
00:44:03,164 --> 00:44:04,398
Your old man?

861
00:44:04,532 --> 00:44:07,368
Yeah, my boyfriend.
Forty-seven years old.

862
00:44:07,501 --> 00:44:09,837
You know,
I wish I liked guys my own age…

863
00:44:09,970 --> 00:44:13,007
…but I'm just chasing the dad
that ran out on me.

864
00:44:26,087 --> 00:44:27,988
Hoochie mama.

865
00:44:29,156 --> 00:44:30,891
What does that mean?

866
00:44:31,258 --> 00:44:33,961
I don't know, but it feels right.

867
00:44:40,935 --> 00:44:43,003
I hope that car never gets fixed.

868
00:44:44,138 --> 00:44:45,272
I don't think it will.

869
00:44:45,406 --> 00:44:46,907
I took the spark plugs out.

870
00:44:47,041 --> 00:44:48,209
Nice.

871
00:44:50,878 --> 00:44:54,014
We're all looking at the same time.
Let's at least take shifts.

872
00:44:54,148 --> 00:44:55,983
Lamonsoff,
you and me look at the tree.

873
00:44:56,117 --> 00:44:58,552
McKenzie, we're gonna look
at her butt for a little bit.

874
00:44:58,886 --> 00:45:00,554
All right. Good plan.

875
00:45:01,021 --> 00:45:03,157
And, shift.

876
00:45:05,626 --> 00:45:06,927
Shift.

877
00:45:08,095 --> 00:45:10,030
Shift.

878
00:45:10,965 --> 00:45:12,166
Shift.

879
00:45:12,566 --> 00:45:14,034
And shift.

880
00:45:15,369 --> 00:45:16,604
What are we doing?

881
00:45:17,104 --> 00:45:19,306
Wait, are we all looking at the tree
right now?

882
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,275
Yeah. Let's go back to the ass.

883
00:45:21,575 --> 00:45:24,145
Hey, Jasmine. This is Gloria.

884
00:45:24,278 --> 00:45:26,313
Gloria, this is Jasmine.

885
00:45:26,447 --> 00:45:28,048
Hi.

886
00:45:29,316 --> 00:45:32,319
Oh, look, here comes Grandma Gloria
to the rescue.

887
00:45:32,453 --> 00:45:34,455
Let me take a look.

888
00:45:36,190 --> 00:45:37,658
Oh, honey.

889
00:45:37,992 --> 00:45:40,594
You've blown your gasket.

890
00:45:58,612 --> 00:46:00,714
No good.

891
00:46:02,216 --> 00:46:04,285
That was rough.

892
00:46:04,418 --> 00:46:07,054
If you guys thought seeing them
at the car was gross…

893
00:46:07,188 --> 00:46:09,290
…you should have heard
that waterbed action.

894
00:46:09,423 --> 00:46:12,059
Sounded like two grizzlies
fighting over a salmon.

895
00:46:12,193 --> 00:46:15,029
- There was a lot happening.
- At least he's getting something.

896
00:46:15,162 --> 00:46:17,965
I've been shut out since Deanne
found out she was pregnant.

897
00:46:18,098 --> 00:46:20,601
- That'll happen.
- You have sex when they're pregnant?

898
00:46:20,734 --> 00:46:22,636
- Does that hurt the baby?
- McKenzie can.

899
00:46:22,970 --> 00:46:24,972
The baby thinks
he's getting a Tootsie Roll.

900
00:46:25,105 --> 00:46:27,374
- That's good.
- Snickers. Snickers.

901
00:46:27,508 --> 00:46:29,243
A little bigger. A little bigger.

902
00:46:29,376 --> 00:46:33,113
I got lucky on Saint Paddy's Day,
but she was half-asleep.

903
00:46:33,247 --> 00:46:35,149
And by half-asleep,
I mean she was asleep.

904
00:46:35,282 --> 00:46:36,650
Yeah, she was out. Yeah.

905
00:46:36,984 --> 00:46:38,219
You're allowed to do that.

906
00:46:38,352 --> 00:46:40,087
- She'd rather not be awake.
- Robbie.

907
00:46:40,221 --> 00:46:43,991
- Hey, how'd it go with the daughter?
- Awkward.

908
00:46:45,326 --> 00:46:49,230
I guess the first 20 years of a kid's
life is more important than I realized.

909
00:46:49,430 --> 00:46:51,599
Yeah. It's always the kids who pay.

910
00:46:51,732 --> 00:46:53,234
Kids pay.

911
00:46:53,367 --> 00:46:54,668
- They pay.
- They pay.

912
00:46:55,002 --> 00:46:57,204
- They always pay.
- But they pay with maize.

913
00:46:57,338 --> 00:46:58,772
Was good hanging with you guys.

914
00:46:59,106 --> 00:47:01,442
- No, no, no. We're catching up.
- Come on, man.

915
00:47:01,575 --> 00:47:04,678
I'm glad my family turmoil can
provide entertainment for you guys.

916
00:47:05,012 --> 00:47:07,748
Let's cheer him up. How did we cheer
Robbie up in the old days?

917
00:47:08,082 --> 00:47:09,750
A little arrow roulette?

918
00:47:10,150 --> 00:47:12,019
- Arrow roulette.
- Did we really do that?

919
00:47:12,152 --> 00:47:14,088
Single stupidest thing we ever did.

920
00:47:14,221 --> 00:47:15,256
It was the craziest.

921
00:47:15,389 --> 00:47:16,690
- Moronic.
- Asinine.

922
00:47:18,292 --> 00:47:21,295
- All right, fellas.
- I can't believe we're doing this.

923
00:47:21,428 --> 00:47:24,431
How do we always let Lenny
talk us into the stupidest stuff?

924
00:47:24,565 --> 00:47:27,368
Remember, whoever stays
in the circle the longest wins.

925
00:47:27,501 --> 00:47:29,770
- I don't like that part.
- Whoever stays longest.

926
00:47:30,104 --> 00:47:33,173
Okay, guys, here we go.
And a one. And a two…

927
00:47:33,307 --> 00:47:34,675
Why are we doing this?

928
00:47:35,542 --> 00:47:37,077
Go.

929
00:47:38,145 --> 00:47:39,380
Hold.

930
00:47:40,681 --> 00:47:42,416
- I don't see it.
- Where is it?

931
00:47:42,549 --> 00:47:44,184
- I lost it in the sun.
- I lose.

932
00:48:20,220 --> 00:48:23,190
Curly.

933
00:48:43,177 --> 00:48:44,745
I am the champion.

934
00:48:44,878 --> 00:48:47,581
I beat all you pansies.

935
00:48:56,590 --> 00:48:59,493
Go, go. Come on, come on, come on.
Hurry up.

936
00:48:59,626 --> 00:49:01,628
Oh, you're moving it.
You're shaking it.

937
00:49:01,762 --> 00:49:02,796
My hammy.

938
00:49:03,130 --> 00:49:05,599
You complaining about your hammy?
I got an arrow in my foot.

939
00:49:05,733 --> 00:49:07,334
- Easy, easy.
- Stay calm.

940
00:49:07,468 --> 00:49:08,635
What's going on?

941
00:49:08,769 --> 00:49:11,505
- Rob got attacked by an Indian.
- Yeah, but he got away.

942
00:49:11,638 --> 00:49:13,507
- What?
- He got attacked by an Indian?

943
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:17,144
- Daddy, what happened?
- Amber. I'm glad you got here.

944
00:49:17,277 --> 00:49:19,613
This is my daughter Amber,
everybody.

945
00:49:20,814 --> 00:49:22,216
You got another one?

946
00:49:22,349 --> 00:49:24,752
- Dude, high five.
- No, no high five, my wife's coming.

947
00:49:26,286 --> 00:49:29,256
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- God, you made me look at this.

948
00:49:29,757 --> 00:49:30,891
This is killing me.

949
00:49:31,225 --> 00:49:33,494
Bridget, come down here.
Daddy's hurt.

950
00:49:33,627 --> 00:49:35,529
- You got another one?
- Yeah.

951
00:49:35,929 --> 00:49:37,798
Hey.

952
00:49:37,931 --> 00:49:39,600
- Oh, okay.
- "Hey."

953
00:49:39,733 --> 00:49:41,201
DNA.

954
00:49:41,335 --> 00:49:43,303
- Now I get it.
- Rob's her mom and dad.

955
00:49:43,437 --> 00:49:44,538
Now that makes sense.

956
00:49:44,671 --> 00:49:47,541
Shut up. Foot, arrow, why?

957
00:49:47,674 --> 00:49:50,644
- I think we gotta pull it through.
- Oh, let me do it.

958
00:49:51,712 --> 00:49:53,313
It was my idea, I said it first.

959
00:49:53,447 --> 00:49:56,784
- Don't you hog it. Don't you touch him.
- Nobody touch him.

960
00:49:57,518 --> 00:49:58,952
We're gonna be all right here.

961
00:49:59,286 --> 00:50:01,922
All we need is a poultice with some
maize that will draw…

962
00:50:02,256 --> 00:50:03,590
Oh, shut up.

963
00:50:03,724 --> 00:50:05,726
That poultice shit doesn't work.

964
00:50:05,859 --> 00:50:07,594
It never worked. Are you insane?

965
00:50:07,728 --> 00:50:09,863
Get some alcohol on this bitch.

966
00:50:10,197 --> 00:50:11,665
You should know plenty about that.

967
00:50:11,799 --> 00:50:13,567
You were born
during the Prohibition.

968
00:50:14,701 --> 00:50:15,769
And there's the snap.

969
00:50:15,903 --> 00:50:18,272
That was bigger
than I thought it was gonna be.

970
00:50:18,405 --> 00:50:19,740
Snap, crackle and pop.

971
00:50:21,408 --> 00:50:23,610
Abnormal origin. Pancreas.
Abnormal…

972
00:50:23,744 --> 00:50:26,447
Such a mess. Such a mess.
I cannot…

973
00:50:28,449 --> 00:50:32,486
Excuse me? Princess Rita?
Are you gonna help me?

974
00:50:32,619 --> 00:50:35,622
No, Mr. Feder said
that I must study for the big final.

975
00:50:35,756 --> 00:50:36,757
What final?

976
00:50:36,890 --> 00:50:39,693
You tell me.
He just keep handing me books.

977
00:50:39,827 --> 00:50:42,496
Never mind. Did you pack
the adapters for Italy?

978
00:50:42,629 --> 00:50:43,964
Yes, I did in L.A.

979
00:50:44,298 --> 00:50:45,566
Great. Just wipe your hands.

980
00:50:45,699 --> 00:50:49,303
I need you to organize all these papers
in here very neatly, okay?

981
00:50:49,436 --> 00:50:51,238
They cannot be ruined.

982
00:50:51,605 --> 00:50:52,906
Hello.

983
00:50:53,340 --> 00:50:55,776
Hi, this is Roxanne Feder.
I just wanna make sure…

984
00:50:55,909 --> 00:50:59,012
Mommy. Mommy.
It came out. It came out.

985
00:50:59,346 --> 00:51:00,914
Hold on,
I'm on the phone, okay?

986
00:51:01,248 --> 00:51:03,350
My tooth. It fell out.

987
00:51:03,484 --> 00:51:04,551
That's great, honey.

988
00:51:04,685 --> 00:51:07,654
Put it under the pillow
and I'll put a dollar in there later.

989
00:51:07,788 --> 00:51:08,856
What?

990
00:51:08,989 --> 00:51:12,793
Becky, I'm on the phone.
I'll put the dollar under…

991
00:51:14,495 --> 00:51:16,463
Why would you?

992
00:51:18,765 --> 00:51:21,602
There's no Tooth Fairy?

993
00:51:31,578 --> 00:51:33,914
I can't believe I just did that.

994
00:51:35,883 --> 00:51:38,685
Oh, Lenny, you should have seen
her little face.

995
00:51:39,353 --> 00:51:40,821
I don't know what's wrong with me.

996
00:51:40,954 --> 00:51:44,525
I mean, I try so hard
and I can't seem to get anything right.

997
00:51:44,658 --> 00:51:46,793
You made a mistake.
Parents make mistakes.

998
00:51:46,927 --> 00:51:50,531
Remember the time I told Greg that
babies come from mommies' poop…

999
00:51:50,664 --> 00:51:53,333
…and he kept looking in the toilet
for a baby brother?

1000
00:51:53,467 --> 00:51:56,303
- That's not funny.
- I'm just saying.

1001
00:51:56,436 --> 00:51:58,672
Can you hear me now? Okay.

1002
00:51:58,805 --> 00:52:00,374
I just feel…

1003
00:52:00,507 --> 00:52:02,509
What about now?
Now can you hear me?

1004
00:52:02,643 --> 00:52:04,711
I feel like I ruined her childhood.

1005
00:52:05,879 --> 00:52:07,581
She was gonna find out eventually.

1006
00:52:07,714 --> 00:52:10,450
Eventually, but not today.

1007
00:52:11,585 --> 00:52:13,453
Can you hear me now?
This is so cool.

1008
00:52:13,587 --> 00:52:17,324
- Are you there?
- Hey, didn't I say no cell phones?

1009
00:52:17,925 --> 00:52:19,693
I thought we had a deal.

1010
00:52:19,826 --> 00:52:21,728
- What?
- What's up, Dad?

1011
00:52:22,696 --> 00:52:23,864
Are those cup phones?

1012
00:52:23,997 --> 00:52:25,999
Yeah, Charlotte taught us.
Cool, huh?

1013
00:52:26,333 --> 00:52:27,434
Hey, check out Becky's.

1014
00:52:27,568 --> 00:52:30,003
Look, Dad. I have cup waiting.

1015
00:52:30,337 --> 00:52:32,606
I gotta call you back,
I'm on with SpongeBob.

1016
00:52:36,610 --> 00:52:38,011
Was that a turkey?

1017
00:52:38,345 --> 00:52:39,580
Yo, Andre, can you hear me?

1018
00:52:39,713 --> 00:52:41,114
Crystal clear. Can you hear me?

1019
00:52:41,448 --> 00:52:42,849
Oh, yeah.

1020
00:52:49,489 --> 00:52:52,759
So the best thing about these
is we can leave a cup in the shower…

1021
00:52:52,893 --> 00:52:55,362
…and listen to Jasmine
clean herself tomorrow.

1022
00:52:55,495 --> 00:52:56,597
- What?
- Oh, my God!

1023
00:52:56,730 --> 00:52:58,398
May I borrow this?

1024
00:52:58,532 --> 00:52:59,600
Attention, children.

1025
00:52:59,933 --> 00:53:02,569
There's been a request
from the phone company.

1026
00:53:02,703 --> 00:53:07,608
Would you please install cup phones
in every adult bedroom right away?

1027
00:53:07,741 --> 00:53:10,043
Thank you. All right. Go.
Move it, move it, move it.

1028
00:53:10,377 --> 00:53:11,778
I said, move it. Move it.

1029
00:53:33,934 --> 00:53:37,437
Yes, I have always been
the Tooth Fairy.

1030
00:53:37,671 --> 00:53:41,141
No, Bean's mommy
is the Tooth Fairy for his family.

1031
00:53:41,475 --> 00:53:43,610
I just cover our family.

1032
00:53:44,578 --> 00:53:47,614
No, do not tell Bean, okay?

1033
00:53:47,748 --> 00:53:52,119
Becky, I love you
so, so, so much, okay?

1034
00:53:52,586 --> 00:53:54,821
I'm sorry, sweetheart.

1035
00:53:54,955 --> 00:53:57,891
- Okay, you're costing me a fortune.
- No, you hang up first.

1036
00:53:58,025 --> 00:54:00,460
Let's go.
This is gonna be a high cup bill.

1037
00:54:00,594 --> 00:54:03,563
It's nice to put maize
on your arrow wound.

1038
00:54:03,697 --> 00:54:05,932
What the hell is that?
Is that Gloria laughing?

1039
00:54:06,099 --> 00:54:08,969
She's still here
after he had a snap on her like that?

1040
00:54:09,102 --> 00:54:12,839
- She forgave him right away.
- You are my special lady.

1041
00:54:12,973 --> 00:54:15,442
And you are my one-footed
maize-covered lover.

1042
00:54:15,809 --> 00:54:17,711
Okay, come on,
we gotta go to sleep.

1043
00:54:17,844 --> 00:54:20,781
We're going to Milan tomorrow, right?
A long flight.

1044
00:54:20,914 --> 00:54:22,616
Let's get our rest.

1045
00:54:25,485 --> 00:54:28,121
Somebody kill that turkey.

1046
00:54:38,565 --> 00:54:40,867
Is that getting me horny?

1047
00:54:41,735 --> 00:54:42,903
Yes.

1048
00:54:43,203 --> 00:54:46,139
You promise you'll still feed her
after we leave?

1049
00:54:46,473 --> 00:54:47,841
I promise.

1050
00:54:47,974 --> 00:54:49,676
Mommy, that's my milk.

1051
00:54:49,810 --> 00:54:52,713
Bean, we have to learn how to share,
even with birds.

1052
00:54:52,846 --> 00:54:55,248
But he's going to drink you dry.

1053
00:55:01,755 --> 00:55:03,056
This is good.

1054
00:55:12,165 --> 00:55:14,134
I got it three times.

1055
00:55:14,267 --> 00:55:16,603
Donna, you wanna try?

1056
00:55:17,070 --> 00:55:19,139
Sure. But I stink at sports.

1057
00:55:19,272 --> 00:55:21,041
That's all right. Here.

1058
00:55:21,174 --> 00:55:23,276
- Hold it like this.
- Like this?

1059
00:55:23,610 --> 00:55:26,980
Get down low and throw it,
and let the rock do the magic.

1060
00:55:28,548 --> 00:55:29,783
- Nice.
- Oh, I skipped it.

1061
00:55:30,183 --> 00:55:32,853
- Good job, Donna.
- Bravo.

1062
00:55:32,986 --> 00:55:34,654
Do you know how to skip rocks?

1063
00:55:34,788 --> 00:55:36,923
Are you kidding me?
I am the best at this.

1064
00:55:37,858 --> 00:55:40,660
Give me that. Now, watch, now.

1065
00:55:45,265 --> 00:55:47,300
Oh, my God, baby, are you okay?

1066
00:55:47,634 --> 00:55:51,204
Yeah, Mom, I'm just glad to see you
having some fun.

1067
00:55:52,139 --> 00:55:54,207
I'll take your luggage to the car,
Mr. Feder.

1068
00:55:54,541 --> 00:55:56,276
That's not my luggage,
that's textbooks.

1069
00:55:56,610 --> 00:55:58,712
That's nice of you to take
your own stuff down.

1070
00:55:58,845 --> 00:55:59,880
You're okay. Come on.

1071
00:56:00,013 --> 00:56:02,048
Come on, man.
Already? You're leaving?

1072
00:56:02,182 --> 00:56:03,316
Yes, I gotta go.

1073
00:56:03,650 --> 00:56:05,652
Do you need any help
getting to the airport?

1074
00:56:05,786 --> 00:56:06,920
We got a little problem.

1075
00:56:07,053 --> 00:56:08,221
What? What happened?

1076
00:56:08,555 --> 00:56:10,924
I forgot how to skip a rock.

1077
00:56:11,091 --> 00:56:14,828
Now, I think it's gonna take
a couple of days to figure it out.

1078
00:56:15,028 --> 00:56:16,163
So…

1079
00:56:16,696 --> 00:56:18,331
…I think we better stay.

1080
00:56:18,665 --> 00:56:19,800
Are you kidding me?

1081
00:56:19,933 --> 00:56:22,636
For reals, Mom? We're not leaving?

1082
00:56:22,769 --> 00:56:26,773
I don't need to see a bunch of starving
models walking around in my clothes.

1083
00:56:26,907 --> 00:56:29,776
Yeah, why would you wanna see
models when you can see this?

1084
00:56:30,911 --> 00:56:34,347
See? You couldn't get that in Milan.

1085
00:56:35,982 --> 00:56:36,983
You.

1086
00:56:37,117 --> 00:56:38,318
You.

1087
00:56:38,985 --> 00:56:40,821
What do you wanna do today?
Anything.

1088
00:56:40,954 --> 00:56:42,322
I don't know. You tell me.

1089
00:56:42,656 --> 00:56:46,193
What was your favorite thing to do
when you were 12 and it was sunny?

1090
00:56:47,327 --> 00:56:48,595
Well, I can't do that.

1091
00:56:50,096 --> 00:56:52,833
Maybe go to a water park.

1092
00:56:52,966 --> 00:56:54,134
What are we waiting for?

1093
00:56:54,267 --> 00:56:56,303
- Seriously?
- Let's load up the car, people.

1094
00:56:56,636 --> 00:56:57,671
Are you kidding me?

1095
00:56:57,804 --> 00:57:01,141
- I'm not taking my shirt off.
- I'm not taking my shirt off either.

1096
00:57:04,878 --> 00:57:06,146
You're wasting it.

1097
00:57:06,746 --> 00:57:07,747
Sorry.

1098
00:57:09,349 --> 00:57:10,951
It's all right.

1099
00:57:11,885 --> 00:57:13,386
It's actually not that bad.

1100
00:57:20,660 --> 00:57:24,831
- Ladies' day.
- All right? You're in charge.

1101
00:57:28,668 --> 00:57:30,070
I have to go number two.

1102
00:57:30,203 --> 00:57:31,204
Okay, hang on, son.

1103
00:57:31,338 --> 00:57:33,039
- Yeah.
- Hey, Dad.

1104
00:57:33,173 --> 00:57:35,041
Hey. Where you guys been?

1105
00:57:35,175 --> 00:57:38,879
Well, we didn't bring our swimsuits, so
Marcus went to take us to buy some.

1106
00:57:41,882 --> 00:57:43,984
We got them at a store
called Naughty and Nice.

1107
00:57:44,117 --> 00:57:46,153
Marcus said
it was the only one open.

1108
00:57:46,286 --> 00:57:49,990
The only place open?
For bathing suits? In the summer?

1109
00:57:50,857 --> 00:57:53,760
We got my bathing suit
at Stop and Shop.

1110
00:57:54,227 --> 00:57:56,329
Now, that's… I like that one.

1111
00:57:56,663 --> 00:57:58,198
Let's hit the water slide.

1112
00:57:58,331 --> 00:57:59,799
Water slide!

1113
00:58:07,307 --> 00:58:08,675
What a beautiful day.

1114
00:58:08,808 --> 00:58:11,344
- God. It's a girls' day.
- I know.

1115
00:58:11,678 --> 00:58:13,813
It is hot.

1116
00:58:13,947 --> 00:58:15,148
Oh, boy.

1117
00:58:15,282 --> 00:58:17,817
- Are we really doing bathing suits?
- God, it's hot.

1118
00:58:17,951 --> 00:58:20,420
Come on, girls. We don't know
these people. Who cares?

1119
00:58:20,754 --> 00:58:24,724
You're right, who cares? I've been
working all summer on this six-pack.

1120
00:58:24,858 --> 00:58:25,892
All right.

1121
00:58:26,026 --> 00:58:27,694
How do you feel about that?

1122
00:58:27,827 --> 00:58:31,898
- Baby got front.
- Go, D. Go, D.

1123
00:58:32,032 --> 00:58:34,034
Come on, Sally, it's your turn.
Take it off.

1124
00:58:34,167 --> 00:58:36,136
Oh, no.
I have a bit of a chill, actually.

1125
00:58:36,269 --> 00:58:37,304
Gloria, how about you?

1126
00:58:37,437 --> 00:58:40,340
I don't own a bathing suit.
But I like to go nude.

1127
00:58:40,473 --> 00:58:43,076
- No, no, no.
- There's children here.

1128
00:58:43,210 --> 00:58:46,313
Hey, somebody likes what he sees.

1129
00:59:03,263 --> 00:59:05,365
- Daddy, this line's not even moving.
- I know.

1130
00:59:05,498 --> 00:59:08,969
- I know.
- I want Mommy's milk.

1131
00:59:09,102 --> 00:59:10,503
I know you do, son, but…

1132
00:59:10,837 --> 00:59:13,273
He wants Mommy's milk.
Give him some Mommy's milk.

1133
00:59:13,406 --> 00:59:15,208
- No, no.
- Mommy's milk! Mommy's milk!

1134
00:59:15,342 --> 00:59:16,876
No. No. Damn it.

1135
00:59:17,010 --> 00:59:18,411
No more Mommy's milk, okay?

1136
00:59:18,745 --> 00:59:20,981
You want milk,
you're drinking regular milk.

1137
00:59:21,114 --> 00:59:23,149
- Here, kid.
- Hey.

1138
00:59:23,283 --> 00:59:26,486
Don't give me any guff right now.
Here's a buck. Run along. Run along.

1139
00:59:26,820 --> 00:59:28,488
Here.
Drink the milk out of the carton.

1140
00:59:28,822 --> 00:59:31,291
I don't know if Mommy
will want me to.

1141
00:59:31,424 --> 00:59:35,395
All right, just drink it, okay? Just like
Daddy does. Let me show you, okay?

1142
00:59:35,528 --> 00:59:37,897
Okay.

1143
00:59:41,101 --> 00:59:42,502
I'm just like Daddy.

1144
00:59:43,870 --> 00:59:45,005
There you go.

1145
00:59:45,138 --> 00:59:46,172
No more booby milk.

1146
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,175
More for us.

1147
00:59:49,309 --> 00:59:52,412
So, ladies, how do we get
Mr. Banana Hammock…

1148
00:59:52,545 --> 00:59:55,782
…to come over here, where we can get
a better look at him?

1149
00:59:55,915 --> 00:59:59,286
Okay. Well, there's two big
advantages to breast-feeding…

1150
00:59:59,452 --> 01:00:01,554
…and I'm gonna put mine to work.

1151
01:00:01,888 --> 01:00:03,123
Sally.

1152
01:00:04,257 --> 01:00:05,992
That's it, girl.

1153
01:00:06,126 --> 01:00:07,327
Oh, my goodness.

1154
01:00:07,460 --> 01:00:10,964
- Work that umbrella pole, baby.
- Sally. Oh, my God.

1155
01:00:11,097 --> 01:00:13,833
- Oh, it's definitely working. Yeah.
- You're good at that.

1156
01:00:13,967 --> 01:00:16,903
- Oh, my God, he likes it.
- Look at him flex.

1157
01:00:17,070 --> 01:00:18,938
No, continue.

1158
01:00:19,806 --> 01:00:22,542
All right, doing the back-door shuffle.
Cutting the line. Go.

1159
01:00:22,876 --> 01:00:23,910
Don't get hurt.

1160
01:00:24,044 --> 01:00:25,078
Go, go, go.

1161
01:00:25,211 --> 01:00:27,213
Dad, are we allowed
to go through here?

1162
01:00:27,514 --> 01:00:29,549
Absolutely not,
but we're doing it anyway.

1163
01:00:29,883 --> 01:00:32,419
All right, your cool dad found this
back in the day.

1164
01:00:34,187 --> 01:00:35,989
- Go up the ladder.
- Hey.

1165
01:00:36,122 --> 01:00:38,925
It's dark in there.
Maybe you should hold my hand.

1166
01:00:39,092 --> 01:00:40,226
I'm scared.

1167
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,262
Hey, hey, hey. Come here, come here.

1168
01:00:42,395 --> 01:00:44,898
Don't fall for that crap.
You stay away from him.

1169
01:00:45,031 --> 01:00:47,233
What are you talking about?
He's gay, isn't he?

1170
01:00:47,367 --> 01:00:49,135
No. He just seems gay.

1171
01:00:49,269 --> 01:00:50,503
He's a genius.

1172
01:00:50,837 --> 01:00:52,172
Go, go, go.

1173
01:00:54,474 --> 01:00:56,509
Alrighty, who's next?

1174
01:00:57,210 --> 01:00:58,912
All right, who's next?

1175
01:00:59,045 --> 01:01:01,381
Now's a good time. Charlotte.

1176
01:01:01,514 --> 01:01:03,383
You're up first.

1177
01:01:03,516 --> 01:01:06,920
- There you go.
- Have fun, Charlotte.

1178
01:01:07,053 --> 01:01:11,257
There you go. Who's next? Go.

1179
01:01:14,094 --> 01:01:17,063
- Is he coming this way?
- He's coming towards us right now.

1180
01:01:21,401 --> 01:01:22,535
- This is good now.
- He is.

1181
01:01:22,869 --> 01:01:24,471
Whatever you do, don't fart.

1182
01:01:31,277 --> 01:01:32,879
Hey, what's up, ladies?

1183
01:01:33,279 --> 01:01:35,115
So you're from around
these parts, eh?

1184
01:01:36,216 --> 01:01:39,886
Yeah, I'm from Saskatchetoon.
That's up in Canada, eh?

1185
01:01:41,388 --> 01:01:44,357
You American ladies,
you've been out to Saskatchetoon, eh?

1186
01:01:51,664 --> 01:01:53,032
Hoseteasers.

1187
01:01:57,637 --> 01:02:01,574
Everything was on steroids
except for his voice.

1188
01:02:02,942 --> 01:02:04,043
Go, go, go.

1189
01:02:04,177 --> 01:02:05,378
Out, out, out.

1190
01:02:05,512 --> 01:02:07,313
Now, now, now.

1191
01:02:15,121 --> 01:02:16,156
Next.

1192
01:02:38,077 --> 01:02:41,014
All right, who's next?
Hey, weren't you guys just here?

1193
01:02:41,147 --> 01:02:44,484
No. I think you have us confused
with some other people.

1194
01:02:44,617 --> 01:02:48,955
I don't think so, you're two of the
hottest chicks I've ever seen in my life.

1195
01:02:49,088 --> 01:02:50,423
- Hey.
- What?

1196
01:02:50,557 --> 01:02:52,659
- These are my daughters.
- Right.

1197
01:02:52,992 --> 01:02:54,427
Her, definitely.

1198
01:02:54,561 --> 01:02:57,063
Because she's fugly, just like you.

1199
01:02:57,197 --> 01:02:58,598
- Hey.
- Now, who's next?

1200
01:03:27,393 --> 01:03:30,630
Dad. Come on. Hurry up,
I wanna go to Pirate's Plunge.

1201
01:03:30,763 --> 01:03:34,133
One second. Yeah, we're going
on all the rides. We're doing them all.

1202
01:03:34,267 --> 01:03:35,335
We'll have fun.

1203
01:03:36,336 --> 01:03:37,737
Are you making a sissy?

1204
01:03:39,272 --> 01:03:40,273
No, I'm not.

1205
01:03:40,406 --> 01:03:43,409
You know they put a chemical
in the pool that turns urine blue.

1206
01:03:43,543 --> 01:03:47,313
No, no, no, that's an old wives' tale,
sweetie. That's an old wives' tale.

1207
01:03:47,447 --> 01:03:50,083
Oh, my God.
You're humiliating me.

1208
01:04:12,505 --> 01:04:13,773
Mama, Mama.

1209
01:04:14,107 --> 01:04:15,408
Wanna take a picture?

1210
01:04:15,542 --> 01:04:17,710
All right. A little farther.

1211
01:04:18,411 --> 01:04:19,445
Farther.

1212
01:04:19,579 --> 01:04:21,414
Farther.

1213
01:04:25,385 --> 01:04:26,819
Gotcha.

1214
01:04:44,737 --> 01:04:47,273
I don't know about this one, Dad.
It's kind of steep.

1215
01:04:47,407 --> 01:04:49,275
It's a little steeper than I remember.

1216
01:04:49,409 --> 01:04:50,777
Okay, let's go on another ride.

1217
01:04:51,110 --> 01:04:53,846
- I don't like it either, yeah.
- Come on, we'll get out of here.

1218
01:04:54,180 --> 01:04:57,717
Good thing the kid chickened out
so you don't have to go, right, Feder?

1219
01:04:57,850 --> 01:05:01,621
Why don't you hire somebody
to do it for you, Mr. Richie Rich?

1220
01:05:01,754 --> 01:05:04,457
Good idea.
Hey, Wiley, what's up, man?

1221
01:05:04,591 --> 01:05:07,093
- Step aside. Let me get this on.
- All right, son.

1222
01:05:08,728 --> 01:05:11,164
Hasta la vista, chicken shiznit.

1223
01:05:11,297 --> 01:05:12,832
Yeah, look at him go.

1224
01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:15,635
Go, kid.

1225
01:05:18,638 --> 01:05:21,107
- Yeah!
- That was good. That was very nice.

1226
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:22,775
All right, now I want some of this.

1227
01:05:23,109 --> 01:05:24,611
Look at this. Look at this.

1228
01:05:24,744 --> 01:05:27,313
- What happened there?
- Attaboy. Way to go, Greggie.

1229
01:05:27,447 --> 01:05:29,482
Backwards, huh? Look at him.

1230
01:05:32,619 --> 01:05:34,520
Backwards, baby.

1231
01:05:39,459 --> 01:05:40,660
You're up, Hollywood.

1232
01:05:40,793 --> 01:05:43,730
I'm up? All right. I don't know how
you follow backwards.

1233
01:05:43,863 --> 01:05:46,666
Just pay attention to the dismount,
would you?

1234
01:06:02,815 --> 01:06:05,218
Looks like second place again,
Bailey, huh?

1235
01:06:05,618 --> 01:06:08,287
- Hear this guy? Second place.
- Second place.

1236
01:06:08,554 --> 01:06:10,289
Go down there hanging by your feet.

1237
01:06:10,423 --> 01:06:11,858
Show these idiots.

1238
01:06:12,191 --> 01:06:13,226
By my feet?

1239
01:06:13,593 --> 01:06:14,627
Yeah.

1240
01:06:15,395 --> 01:06:16,429
Is that safe?

1241
01:06:16,796 --> 01:06:19,632
What do you care? You're an animal.
You're an animal.

1242
01:06:19,766 --> 01:06:21,567
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'm an animal.

1243
01:06:21,734 --> 01:06:23,636
- Yeah.
- Wiley.

1244
01:06:24,437 --> 01:06:27,674
- Why don't you do it?
- I got kids.

1245
01:06:27,807 --> 01:06:29,375
Yeah, Wiley.

1246
01:06:29,509 --> 01:06:32,645
Wiley, Wiley, Wiley.

1247
01:06:35,314 --> 01:06:36,949
Oh, you don't need to do this.

1248
01:06:40,553 --> 01:06:41,721
I'm an animal.

1249
01:06:42,655 --> 01:06:44,390
I'm an animal.

1250
01:06:44,524 --> 01:06:45,591
Yeah.

1251
01:06:45,725 --> 01:06:47,593
I can't get my foot out.

1252
01:06:54,834 --> 01:06:56,202
That's how you do it, boy.

1253
01:06:56,335 --> 01:06:58,271
- Becky.
- You can do this.

1254
01:06:58,438 --> 01:07:00,740
- Good. There you go.
- Give me a five.

1255
01:07:01,941 --> 01:07:04,711
Roxanne, look at him.
It's like he totally forgot about me.

1256
01:07:04,844 --> 01:07:05,878
Typical man.

1257
01:07:06,212 --> 01:07:09,582
They take all you can give and then
they trade you in for some cow.

1258
01:07:09,716 --> 01:07:12,218
I don't know what I'm
supposed to do with these now.

1259
01:07:12,351 --> 01:07:13,753
I do.

1260
01:07:15,621 --> 01:07:17,990
Now, see that, buddy?

1261
01:07:18,324 --> 01:07:21,627
I did the old bank shot.
Bank's open. Pick a spot. Aim for it.

1262
01:07:21,761 --> 01:07:24,564
Oh, yeah. Your dad'll go
50 for 50 with these.

1263
01:07:24,697 --> 01:07:27,366
Really? Because on the Wii,
the bank shot never works.

1264
01:07:27,900 --> 01:07:30,503
Yeah? Well, you should Wii-turn
it and get a Wii-fund.

1265
01:07:30,636 --> 01:07:33,706
Tim Duncan's had about a hundred
game winners with that bad boy.

1266
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:35,775
Honey, are you watching me?

1267
01:07:35,908 --> 01:07:38,778
Oh, baby, that was hot.

1268
01:07:38,911 --> 01:07:41,814
- Come here, let me show you.
- Way to go, baby.

1269
01:07:41,948 --> 01:07:44,917
Move it, move it, move it.
What you gotta do is…

1270
01:07:45,251 --> 01:07:47,787
See the box up there?
Top right corner of it?

1271
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:49,455
Hello?

1272
01:07:49,889 --> 01:07:51,791
Focus, boy, focus. Get off of that.

1273
01:07:51,924 --> 01:07:53,392
Lamonsoff, focus.

1274
01:07:55,695 --> 01:07:57,930
Oh, my God, what a perv.

1275
01:07:58,297 --> 01:08:00,266
He's totally checking me out.

1276
01:08:00,399 --> 01:08:02,001
He wasn't… I don't know.

1277
01:08:02,335 --> 01:08:03,803
All right, come on. Go ahead.

1278
01:08:04,670 --> 01:08:06,439
Follow through. Keep the hand up.

1279
01:08:06,572 --> 01:08:07,940
Are you kidding me?

1280
01:08:08,274 --> 01:08:09,542
Respect.

1281
01:08:09,675 --> 01:08:12,278
See how good you can be
when you wear normal clothes?

1282
01:08:12,411 --> 01:08:13,946
- Hey, Mama.
- Hey, baby.

1283
01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:16,482
How come you're not
out there playing basketball?

1284
01:08:16,616 --> 01:08:19,819
- You know I got…
- You got bunions. Where's Kurt?

1285
01:08:19,952 --> 01:08:21,053
Come on, are you scared?

1286
01:08:21,387 --> 01:08:23,055
What's wrong with you?

1287
01:08:24,290 --> 01:08:25,558
Stop it.

1288
01:08:26,692 --> 01:08:28,728
Somebody's in trouble.

1289
01:08:28,861 --> 01:08:30,563
Not looking good.

1290
01:08:34,033 --> 01:08:35,735
I do the same thing.

1291
01:08:37,804 --> 01:08:41,073
All right, I did everybody's first shot
for them.

1292
01:08:41,407 --> 01:08:42,942
Now you do the second one.

1293
01:08:43,075 --> 01:08:44,844
Come on, now.

1294
01:08:44,977 --> 01:08:46,445
No, nobody's doing shots.

1295
01:08:46,813 --> 01:08:49,549
We got kids here, dummy.
Gotta wake up in the morning.

1296
01:08:49,682 --> 01:08:52,919
We're gonna biz beers instead.
Who's got beers? Check them off.

1297
01:08:53,052 --> 01:08:55,855
- I'm gonna go with one.
- Yeah, I'll stick with coffee.

1298
01:08:55,988 --> 01:08:57,523
- I'm having this many.
- Cheers.

1299
01:08:57,657 --> 01:09:01,460
- I'm breast-feeding, I don't drink.
- I'm just having Metamucil tonight.

1300
01:09:01,594 --> 01:09:03,329
What's wrong with you guys?

1301
01:09:03,462 --> 01:09:08,100
We used to come up here and party,
man, and get wasted.

1302
01:09:08,434 --> 01:09:09,669
You losers.

1303
01:09:09,802 --> 01:09:13,339
Don't worry, you'll grow up one day.
You just have to meet the right girl.

1304
01:09:13,472 --> 01:09:16,676
Oh, my older sister
would be perfect for you.

1305
01:09:17,710 --> 01:09:18,778
What?

1306
01:09:18,911 --> 01:09:22,882
She's legally blind,
but she can see shapes.

1307
01:09:23,416 --> 01:09:26,552
Anyways, Roxanne,
how did you and Lenny meet?

1308
01:09:26,686 --> 01:09:27,920
That's a good question.

1309
01:09:28,054 --> 01:09:31,023
How did this blob of crap,
no offense…

1310
01:09:31,624 --> 01:09:34,560
…meet this lovely senorita?

1311
01:09:34,694 --> 01:09:38,364
Oh, he came into the department store
where I was working.

1312
01:09:38,497 --> 01:09:39,632
I helped him.

1313
01:09:39,765 --> 01:09:42,034
He wanted me to try this skirt on.

1314
01:09:42,368 --> 01:09:44,704
Oh, the old "try on the skirt" trick.

1315
01:09:44,837 --> 01:09:46,639
I got you. Very sneaky, sis.

1316
01:09:46,772 --> 01:09:50,109
Yeah, he did trick me. Afterwards
he made me try on a bra and…

1317
01:09:50,443 --> 01:09:52,645
Hey, I was just trying to help.

1318
01:09:52,778 --> 01:09:55,581
- Exactly.
- Okay, okay. I did like him a little.

1319
01:09:55,715 --> 01:09:57,650
It was a good day.

1320
01:09:57,783 --> 01:10:00,586
Oh, God! Oh, my water.
My water's breaking.

1321
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:01,854
The baby's coming!

1322
01:10:01,988 --> 01:10:05,925
- Are you serious?
- Oh, yeah.

1323
01:10:06,058 --> 01:10:07,393
Oh, you.

1324
01:10:07,827 --> 01:10:08,995
Oh, my God.

1325
01:10:09,128 --> 01:10:11,430
I got you, I got you, I got you.

1326
01:10:11,564 --> 01:10:12,965
All right.

1327
01:10:13,099 --> 01:10:14,934
I'm just playing.

1328
01:10:16,769 --> 01:10:18,671
Oh, my God, it's…

1329
01:10:19,138 --> 01:10:22,875
Do you know this song?
Oh, this song's the best.

1330
01:10:24,777 --> 01:10:26,545
This song is the best.

1331
01:10:29,181 --> 01:10:32,418
Oh, this song gets me so horny.

1332
01:10:33,085 --> 01:10:35,788
You know, I was thinking that,
but now not so much.

1333
01:10:35,922 --> 01:10:37,590
I'd like to claim credit for that.

1334
01:10:37,723 --> 01:10:40,860
Because that's all part of my
"get some nookie" playlist.

1335
01:10:40,993 --> 01:10:43,963
Get the ladies on the dance floor,
and I got my lady right here.

1336
01:10:44,096 --> 01:10:45,698
Come on, honey.

1337
01:10:45,831 --> 01:10:48,034
- That was a really good move.
- Let's do this.

1338
01:10:48,167 --> 01:10:49,735
Yeah, you guys dance.

1339
01:10:49,869 --> 01:10:52,438
- It has been a while.
- A long while.

1340
01:10:52,571 --> 01:10:54,140
I know how much you love to dance.

1341
01:10:54,473 --> 01:10:57,209
Oh, you know me,
I'm a regular Shabba-Doo.

1342
01:11:15,561 --> 01:11:17,163
Look at you.

1343
01:11:17,663 --> 01:11:20,099
All sexy. Deanne.

1344
01:11:20,232 --> 01:11:22,535
You should change your name
to Deyoncé.

1345
01:11:22,668 --> 01:11:23,703
Oh, God.

1346
01:11:23,836 --> 01:11:26,105
Yeah, so now he thinks
I'm sexy, huh?

1347
01:11:26,238 --> 01:11:29,575
Can I just enjoy a dance
with my fine-ass wife?

1348
01:11:30,543 --> 01:11:33,079
Yes. To the whitest song ever. Yes.

1349
01:11:33,212 --> 01:11:36,615
Yes, this is the whitest song
I've ever heard.

1350
01:11:37,049 --> 01:11:40,619
You know, Lenny, you were right
about bringing us here.

1351
01:11:40,753 --> 01:11:42,188
This place is really special.

1352
01:11:42,521 --> 01:11:44,056
It is, right?

1353
01:11:44,190 --> 01:11:47,626
Nothing's going on here,
and I love it.

1354
01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:51,163
Roxanne, I have made out with about
25 different girls in this very spot…

1355
01:11:51,497 --> 01:11:53,032
…and I want you to be number 26.

1356
01:11:53,599 --> 01:11:54,900
As long as I'm the last one.

1357
01:11:55,034 --> 01:11:57,103
Oh, that's a guarantee.

1358
01:11:58,004 --> 01:11:59,972
I'm horny too.

1359
01:12:00,239 --> 01:12:02,842
Hey, what are you doing? You idiot.

1360
01:12:15,287 --> 01:12:18,591
Lamonsoff. What are you doing up?

1361
01:12:20,793 --> 01:12:23,195
- I gotta tell you, it was crazy.
- What?

1362
01:12:23,529 --> 01:12:25,197
Sally. She just attacked me.

1363
01:12:25,531 --> 01:12:27,800
Like never before. It was insane.

1364
01:12:27,933 --> 01:12:30,002
I just did the same thing
with my woman.

1365
01:12:30,136 --> 01:12:31,670
Really?

1366
01:12:37,176 --> 01:12:39,578
Hey, where's Saskatchetoon?

1367
01:12:39,812 --> 01:12:42,281
Yeah. I don't know.

1368
01:12:53,959 --> 01:12:56,629
- What am I?
- A hoseteaser.

1369
01:12:56,762 --> 01:12:59,165
- And where are you from?
- Saskatchetoon.

1370
01:12:59,965 --> 01:13:01,700
Look at this.

1371
01:13:01,834 --> 01:13:03,102
- And what am I?
- A hoseteaser.

1372
01:13:03,235 --> 01:13:06,038
- And where are you from?
- Saskatchetoon.

1373
01:13:07,106 --> 01:13:08,774
What are we gonna do
with Higgins?

1374
01:13:08,908 --> 01:13:11,811
Yeah, and you know what?
This is what pisses me off:

1375
01:13:11,944 --> 01:13:15,848
You can't be passed-out drunk, single,
with no responsibility and not pay.

1376
01:13:15,981 --> 01:13:17,249
You have to be hurt for that.

1377
01:13:17,583 --> 01:13:19,218
Yeah.

1378
01:13:20,052 --> 01:13:21,987
Sweetheart?

1379
01:13:22,121 --> 01:13:24,924
You fell asleep on the couch again.

1380
01:13:25,858 --> 01:13:28,127
You know you're supposed
to go to your room.

1381
01:13:28,260 --> 01:13:29,862
You're bad.

1382
01:13:29,995 --> 01:13:30,996
No.

1383
01:13:31,897 --> 01:13:33,666
Marcus, the bird is all better.

1384
01:13:33,799 --> 01:13:36,902
Marcus. He wants to talk to you.

1385
01:13:40,706 --> 01:13:44,710
Marcus, you're gonna be the best
lifeguard at the whole pool.

1386
01:13:44,844 --> 01:13:46,078
Hold your breath, honey.

1387
01:13:46,212 --> 01:13:48,380
Hold your breath, honey.

1388
01:13:52,118 --> 01:13:53,252
Who's that?

1389
01:13:53,385 --> 01:13:55,955
Oh, it's Mommy's boyfriend.

1390
01:13:56,088 --> 01:13:57,623
The one who touches you.

1391
01:14:02,027 --> 01:14:03,262
He's crying, he's crying.

1392
01:14:06,298 --> 01:14:08,134
- All right, quiet.
- Hi, Mama.

1393
01:14:08,267 --> 01:14:10,636
- All right. It's all right.
- Mama?

1394
01:14:10,769 --> 01:14:14,006
- Okay, baby. It's okay, precious.
- Mama?

1395
01:14:14,140 --> 01:14:15,774
I'm gonna take you upstairs.

1396
01:14:15,908 --> 01:14:19,645
Go and put your p.j.'s on, okay?
You can't fall asleep…

1397
01:14:19,778 --> 01:14:22,281
You can't just sleep anywhere,
you know that.

1398
01:14:22,414 --> 01:14:23,782
You go to your room.

1399
01:14:23,916 --> 01:14:25,918
- Go to sleep.
- You go to your room.

1400
01:14:26,051 --> 01:14:28,254
- What you doing?
- Come here.

1401
01:14:28,387 --> 01:14:31,724
This isn't a closet.
This is your bedroom.

1402
01:14:31,857 --> 01:14:35,928
Okay? It's also your bathroom.
You can make a pee-pee.

1403
01:14:36,695 --> 01:14:39,231
I'm making a pee-pee.

1404
01:14:43,135 --> 01:14:45,704
Happy Fourth of July, everyone.

1405
01:14:47,206 --> 01:14:50,910
It's the birdy's Independence Day too,
so keep your fingers crossed, honey.

1406
01:14:51,043 --> 01:14:52,711
- She did it, Daddy.
- Here we go.

1407
01:14:52,845 --> 01:14:54,380
- Bye, birdy.
- She's flying.

1408
01:14:54,713 --> 01:14:57,783
She's gonna be a veterinarian.
Is this girl incredible or what?

1409
01:15:04,356 --> 01:15:06,358
That's so sexy. What did you say?

1410
01:15:06,692 --> 01:15:08,093
Oh, I think that she said:

1411
01:15:09,695 --> 01:15:11,163
…Milan.

1412
01:15:12,231 --> 01:15:15,167
You know, these guys at the store
were talking so much smack…

1413
01:15:15,301 --> 01:15:18,037
…about this basketball rematch
that's supposed to go on.

1414
01:15:18,170 --> 01:15:20,406
Well, I'm glad we're getting
these uniforms ready.

1415
01:15:20,739 --> 01:15:23,709
No more drinkie.

1416
01:15:24,376 --> 01:15:27,179
Did you really sleep in the closet,
you drunk?

1417
01:15:29,715 --> 01:15:31,317
Think so.

1418
01:15:33,719 --> 01:15:35,321
No.

1419
01:15:36,121 --> 01:15:38,123
Oh, God, Higgins.

1420
01:15:38,257 --> 01:15:40,893
- That's disgusting.
- You slob.

1421
01:15:42,361 --> 01:15:47,900
Oh, I had the sexiest dream
about a little blond girl, though.

1422
01:15:51,737 --> 01:15:53,372
I think it was a dream.

1423
01:15:53,505 --> 01:15:56,141
- Oh, nice. Classy.
- Sick.

1424
01:15:58,277 --> 01:16:01,981
These deviled eggs would really be
good if you had some marinara sauce.

1425
01:16:02,114 --> 01:16:03,282
Oh, it's Lenny's phone.

1426
01:16:03,415 --> 01:16:04,416
Hello?

1427
01:16:04,950 --> 01:16:06,252
All right, here we go.

1428
01:16:06,385 --> 01:16:07,519
Oh, that's a three.

1429
01:16:07,853 --> 01:16:10,756
That's one, two, three, ladder.
Ladder.

1430
01:16:11,490 --> 01:16:13,859
Oh, that's it.
The rich keep getting richer.

1431
01:16:13,993 --> 01:16:16,028
All right. All right.
Schniggly is here.

1432
01:16:16,161 --> 01:16:18,831
So, come on, Robbie,
tell the man what's going on.

1433
01:16:18,964 --> 01:16:20,032
He doesn't care.

1434
01:16:20,165 --> 01:16:23,302
- Tell him.
- What are you talking about? Tell him.

1435
01:16:23,435 --> 01:16:26,038
Gloria and I are thinking
about having a baby.

1436
01:16:26,171 --> 01:16:27,239
How great is that?

1437
01:16:28,340 --> 01:16:30,776
Wow, that's great.

1438
01:16:30,909 --> 01:16:33,912
You know, the good news is she can't
get any more stretch marks.

1439
01:16:35,014 --> 01:16:36,448
- Boy, that's a good one.
- Come on.

1440
01:16:36,782 --> 01:16:40,552
You know, the good thing also is
Gloria and the kid can share diapers.

1441
01:16:40,886 --> 01:16:42,254
Man. You see, that's just ugly.

1442
01:16:42,388 --> 01:16:45,291
He doesn't get it. He's not
in a committed relationship.

1443
01:16:45,424 --> 01:16:48,394
He can't, because he can't stay
in a committed relationship.

1444
01:16:48,527 --> 01:16:51,430
Oh, look. He's just mad
because all the girls I go out with…

1445
01:16:51,563 --> 01:16:54,900
…are 70 to 80 years younger
than his wife.

1446
01:16:55,034 --> 01:16:56,101
Can't stop.

1447
01:16:56,235 --> 01:17:00,439
The last one I was with, she's blond,
she's tall, super hot. Not your type.

1448
01:17:00,572 --> 01:17:04,143
Me and blondie, we start going at it
and we're shaking the bed…

1449
01:17:04,276 --> 01:17:06,445
Shaking the bed?
What does shaking the bed mean?

1450
01:17:06,578 --> 01:17:09,581
I don't know, I just know wetting
the bed. I don't know…

1451
01:17:09,915 --> 01:17:11,950
And then, right at the "good part,"
you know?

1452
01:17:12,084 --> 01:17:15,421
This picture behind, right on the wall,
falls and goes:

1453
01:17:16,055 --> 01:17:17,289
Hits her on the forehead.

1454
01:17:17,423 --> 01:17:18,557
She cut her head.

1455
01:17:18,891 --> 01:17:20,392
It cuts her. I didn't slow down.

1456
01:17:20,526 --> 01:17:23,595
I just throw her two aspirins,
she yaps on them like a Frisbee dog.

1457
01:17:24,997 --> 01:17:29,368
I am tired. Marcus, your snoring
kept me up all night long.

1458
01:17:33,906 --> 01:17:35,507
You're a dead man. Get back here.

1459
01:17:35,841 --> 01:17:39,912
Come back here. That's my baby girl.
I thought you were my friend.

1460
01:17:40,045 --> 01:17:41,613
Leave me alone. Drink your maize.

1461
01:17:41,947 --> 01:17:44,083
You're gonna pay this time.

1462
01:17:44,583 --> 01:17:47,052
You bastard.
I'll show you how to be nice.

1463
01:17:47,186 --> 01:17:49,388
- Bad turtles.
- You evil pig.

1464
01:17:50,856 --> 01:17:52,358
- Robbie, wait.
- He's psycho.

1465
01:17:52,491 --> 01:17:53,892
Stop. Stop.

1466
01:17:54,026 --> 01:17:56,195
Hey, break it up, man. Jeez, guys.

1467
01:17:56,328 --> 01:17:57,429
- All right.
- Calm down.

1468
01:17:57,563 --> 01:17:59,498
Buddy. Buddy. What's the problem?

1469
01:18:03,235 --> 01:18:05,371
Oh, yeah. Arrow foot.

1470
01:18:05,504 --> 01:18:08,240
- Come here, baby.
- Come on. Why are you fighting?

1471
01:18:08,374 --> 01:18:10,142
Good to see midget wrestling again.

1472
01:18:10,275 --> 01:18:12,544
How could you do that?
That's my daughter.

1473
01:18:12,878 --> 01:18:15,247
- Do what?
- Shake the bed with her.

1474
01:18:15,381 --> 01:18:17,416
You think I would do that to you?

1475
01:18:17,883 --> 01:18:20,152
Out of any of us,
you'd be the one to do that.

1476
01:18:20,285 --> 01:18:22,421
You did sleep
with Stimpson's mother.

1477
01:18:22,554 --> 01:18:25,958
I didn't even know that guy.
He was your friend. I barely knew him.

1478
01:18:26,091 --> 01:18:28,293
She grabbed my wiener,
I told you guys.

1479
01:18:28,427 --> 01:18:30,629
- That's his daughter. It's different.
- Me and him?

1480
01:18:32,030 --> 01:18:35,501
Okay. Maybe I flirted with him,
but that was just to get your attention.

1481
01:18:35,634 --> 01:18:37,936
- Well, what about his snoring?
- I heard it too.

1482
01:18:42,441 --> 01:18:44,410
Oh, no. Twice?

1483
01:18:44,543 --> 01:18:46,445
We heard it from three rooms away.

1484
01:18:46,578 --> 01:18:50,149
He's off the hook. You know Marcus
wouldn't be with your daughter.

1485
01:18:50,282 --> 01:18:53,018
I mean, not that she's…
You know what I'm saying.

1486
01:18:53,685 --> 01:18:57,222
- Well, what happened to your head?
- When I was changing into my p.j.'s…

1487
01:18:57,356 --> 01:19:00,459
…I got the feeling that some perv
was looking through my window…

1488
01:19:00,592 --> 01:19:04,496
…so I went to go close the shade
and I tripped and hit my head.

1489
01:19:05,130 --> 01:19:07,399
Yeah, dude, that's your daughter.

1490
01:19:07,533 --> 01:19:10,068
I'd never be with her.
You're my best friend, man.

1491
01:19:10,202 --> 01:19:12,604
And Jasmine'd never be with me,
because I'm me.

1492
01:19:13,105 --> 01:19:16,041
Look, sorry I don't have
my whole life together, like Lenny.

1493
01:19:16,175 --> 01:19:18,110
Oh, together, like Lenny.

1494
01:19:18,644 --> 01:19:19,678
Please.

1495
01:19:20,179 --> 01:19:22,014
I answered your phone, hipócrita.

1496
01:19:22,147 --> 01:19:23,348
It was your assistant.

1497
01:19:23,482 --> 01:19:26,452
I asked him if he canceled
the flight to Milan. He said he did.

1498
01:19:26,585 --> 01:19:28,487
Before we even came here!

1499
01:19:28,620 --> 01:19:31,457
He said that? Why would he say that?
I mean…

1500
01:19:31,590 --> 01:19:33,192
So he just made that up, huh?

1501
01:19:33,325 --> 01:19:34,993
I'm not saying he made it up.

1502
01:19:35,127 --> 01:19:37,696
I'm think…
In his head he believes it's true.

1503
01:19:38,030 --> 01:19:39,498
Don't you agent me, Lenny.

1504
01:19:39,631 --> 01:19:42,167
Stop trying to handle
everybody and everything…

1505
01:19:42,301 --> 01:19:45,003
…and start taking a little
responsibility for once.

1506
01:19:45,137 --> 01:19:47,573
I'll take responsibility.
Okay? You're right.

1507
01:19:47,706 --> 01:19:51,343
I thought it would be better for our
family to be here with normal people…

1508
01:19:51,477 --> 01:19:53,278
…instead of going to Milan.

1509
01:19:53,412 --> 01:19:54,646
We're normal?

1510
01:19:54,980 --> 01:19:58,550
I was scared to tell you.
It was easier for me to keep it a secret.

1511
01:19:58,684 --> 01:20:01,553
You peel back any marriage,
there are secrets.

1512
01:20:02,087 --> 01:20:04,289
Mine is I love you.
I love you very much.

1513
01:20:04,423 --> 01:20:06,191
Roxanne, I just… I…

1514
01:20:06,325 --> 01:20:10,529
Our kids are becoming nutty,
snotty, spoiled…

1515
01:20:11,396 --> 01:20:14,032
- We got a nanny, we got…
- So she is a nanny.

1516
01:20:14,166 --> 01:20:15,501
No, no, no. She's not a nanny.

1517
01:20:15,634 --> 01:20:17,503
Of course she's a nanny.

1518
01:20:17,636 --> 01:20:19,671
When does the lying stop?

1519
01:20:20,005 --> 01:20:21,240
It stops right after this.

1520
01:20:21,373 --> 01:20:23,308
She's more of an au pair.
Not a nanny.

1521
01:20:23,442 --> 01:20:25,244
Lenny.

1522
01:20:26,011 --> 01:20:29,147
All right. That's it.
The lying stops now.

1523
01:20:29,281 --> 01:20:31,483
I won't lie to you ever again,
I swear to God.

1524
01:20:31,617 --> 01:20:33,051
I love you.

1525
01:20:33,185 --> 01:20:34,586
Men lie.

1526
01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:37,055
They can't help themselves.

1527
01:20:37,189 --> 01:20:39,157
Kurt sure as hell lies.

1528
01:20:39,291 --> 01:20:41,693
What do I lie about,
Toe-J Simpson?

1529
01:20:42,027 --> 01:20:44,096
Oh, please. The nanny.

1530
01:20:44,396 --> 01:20:45,497
What about the nanny?

1531
01:20:45,631 --> 01:20:47,666
You have a thing for her.

1532
01:20:47,799 --> 01:20:51,803
I do not have a thing for the nanny.
I'm a married man. Period.

1533
01:20:52,337 --> 01:20:56,041
But did I enjoy a nice conversation
with a woman that wasn't going:

1534
01:20:56,174 --> 01:21:00,045
"Where's this?" and
"Did you pick up that?" Yeah.

1535
01:21:00,178 --> 01:21:02,281
What, you can have
nice conversations with me.

1536
01:21:02,681 --> 01:21:04,550
When? You're always working.

1537
01:21:04,683 --> 01:21:07,452
And when you come home,
you're just tired all the time.

1538
01:21:07,586 --> 01:21:09,788
You barely even touch me
or look at me.

1539
01:21:10,122 --> 01:21:12,691
He sounds like an old woman.

1540
01:21:12,824 --> 01:21:17,229
Deanne, you should have married
Umberto Denunzio like I told you.

1541
01:21:17,362 --> 01:21:21,567
And if I had stayed with him, you'd be
the one that's pregnant now, Mama.

1542
01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:24,336
You're probably right, sweetheart.

1543
01:21:24,636 --> 01:21:26,238
I'll just butt out.

1544
01:21:26,371 --> 01:21:28,106
Thank you.

1545
01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:31,243
Look, maybe I do take you for granted,
and I'm sorry.

1546
01:21:31,643 --> 01:21:34,746
How's about I take you out every
Thursday night for date night?

1547
01:21:35,380 --> 01:21:39,217
No, Thursday's Grey's Anatomy,
but any other night would be beautiful.

1548
01:21:40,552 --> 01:21:46,224
And as long as we're all being honest,
I think I should be honest too.

1549
01:21:47,259 --> 01:21:51,463
I'm actually not a part owner
of the lawn furniture store.

1550
01:21:51,597 --> 01:21:54,533
I don't even work there anymore.

1551
01:21:54,666 --> 01:21:57,169
I got laid off in April.

1552
01:21:57,302 --> 01:21:59,137
But I rented the Caddy…

1553
01:21:59,271 --> 01:22:03,175
…and I acted like a big shot because
I didn't want you guys to know.

1554
01:22:03,308 --> 01:22:04,509
Lamonsoff.

1555
01:22:04,643 --> 01:22:07,346
You don't have to hide
anything from us. I'm sorry.

1556
01:22:07,479 --> 01:22:11,316
Yeah. Since we're getting things
off our chests here…

1557
01:22:11,450 --> 01:22:13,585
…I got a confession to make.

1558
01:22:15,721 --> 01:22:17,122
I'm wearing a toup.

1559
01:22:17,255 --> 01:22:18,523
No shit.

1560
01:22:20,759 --> 01:22:22,561
I have a confession to make.

1561
01:22:24,162 --> 01:22:25,497
I'm really a man.

1562
01:22:26,231 --> 01:22:28,367
- No.
- I said that.

1563
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:33,171
- Are you kidding?
- No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

1564
01:22:33,305 --> 01:22:36,274
I'm really a little hurt that
so many of you believed it.

1565
01:22:36,408 --> 01:22:38,677
- We were just saying that…
- You're very womanly.

1566
01:22:38,810 --> 01:22:43,181
Nevertheless.
I know it's not my place, but…

1567
01:22:43,315 --> 01:22:46,151
Well, after all,
I am older than anyone here.

1568
01:22:46,284 --> 01:22:48,153
Hell, yeah, you are.

1569
01:22:49,788 --> 01:22:53,725
Well, despite the joking and
the razzing, I see a lot of love here.

1570
01:22:53,859 --> 01:22:56,895
And with love comes hostility.

1571
01:22:57,362 --> 01:23:01,333
Like Rob when he snapped at me
the other day.

1572
01:23:01,466 --> 01:23:02,601
That was scary.

1573
01:23:02,734 --> 01:23:05,671
And you all thought that I was so calm,
but inside?

1574
01:23:05,804 --> 01:23:07,506
Inside I was saying:

1575
01:23:07,639 --> 01:23:09,341
"Gloria Noonan…

1576
01:23:09,541 --> 01:23:13,445
…do not call him a bug-eyed sociopath
with a little-man complex.

1577
01:23:14,212 --> 01:23:18,250
Do not say that his hair makes him
look like a dirty Q-tip."

1578
01:23:18,383 --> 01:23:19,418
I like that.

1579
01:23:19,885 --> 01:23:23,722
"Or that he resembles an elder gay
Jonas brother."

1580
01:23:23,855 --> 01:23:26,858
They get it. They get the point
of where you're going.

1581
01:23:27,192 --> 01:23:29,628
"Or a midget Filipino Fonzie."
I didn't say those things.

1582
01:23:29,761 --> 01:23:32,197
- That's my favorite one.
- Hey.

1583
01:23:32,330 --> 01:23:33,565
Toupee.

1584
01:23:33,699 --> 01:23:36,301
Life can be difficult sometimes.

1585
01:23:36,435 --> 01:23:39,504
It gets bumpy,
what with family and kids…

1586
01:23:39,638 --> 01:23:42,641
…and things not going
exactly like you planned.

1587
01:23:42,774 --> 01:23:45,310
But that's what makes it interesting.

1588
01:23:45,444 --> 01:23:48,647
In life, the first act, always exciting.

1589
01:23:48,780 --> 01:23:50,882
The second act…

1590
01:23:51,416 --> 01:23:53,385
…that's where the depth comes in.

1591
01:23:54,953 --> 01:23:57,222
Why didn't you ever tell us
that she gets it?

1592
01:23:57,355 --> 01:23:58,757
Yeah, you were holding out.

1593
01:23:58,890 --> 01:24:01,293
That's what I've been trying
to tell you guys.

1594
01:24:01,426 --> 01:24:03,695
That was beautiful, honey.
That was beautiful.

1595
01:24:06,732 --> 01:24:08,233
Group hug.

1596
01:24:37,429 --> 01:24:38,764
Okay, it's in position.

1597
01:24:38,897 --> 01:24:40,799
I don't know, man.
This thing looks crazy.

1598
01:24:40,932 --> 01:24:43,769
It'll be fun. I spent all morning
blowing that thing up.

1599
01:24:43,902 --> 01:24:45,337
You should be all right.

1600
01:24:45,470 --> 01:24:47,873
- Should be?
- Yeah.

1601
01:24:49,508 --> 01:24:51,009
Ready?

1602
01:24:51,643 --> 01:24:52,978
Go.

1603
01:25:00,852 --> 01:25:02,621
Let's do that again.

1604
01:25:02,754 --> 01:25:05,791
It's not a favor. It's like a great
investment for me, man.

1605
01:25:05,924 --> 01:25:07,526
A car detailing center.

1606
01:25:07,659 --> 01:25:09,861
And there's none around,
it's gonna be a goldmine.

1607
01:25:09,995 --> 01:25:11,663
I don't wanna take your money.

1608
01:25:11,797 --> 01:25:14,699
- You're making me more.
- I want in, okay?

1609
01:25:14,833 --> 01:25:17,769
I know the owner of the Celtics.
And I can get us that account.

1610
01:25:17,903 --> 01:25:20,405
Those guys all drive
Bentleys and Ferraris.

1611
01:25:20,539 --> 01:25:21,973
How do you know
the owner of the Celtics?

1612
01:25:22,307 --> 01:25:24,776
Hey, I'm the leader
of his daughter's Girl Scout troop.

1613
01:25:24,910 --> 01:25:27,712
If he wants to make sure
she gets her Cookie Biz badge…

1614
01:25:27,846 --> 01:25:29,447
…he will give us that account.

1615
01:25:30,982 --> 01:25:32,951
- I love you guys.
- I love it. I love it.

1616
01:25:35,854 --> 01:25:37,756
You ready to have some fun?

1617
01:25:38,390 --> 01:25:39,558
Yeah. Hit it.

1618
01:25:43,728 --> 01:25:45,463
Okay.

1619
01:25:50,635 --> 01:25:52,737
Go. Go. You gotta get it in high.

1620
01:26:01,379 --> 01:26:03,048
You really wanna do this, Bailey?

1621
01:26:03,381 --> 01:26:04,916
My five against your five.

1622
01:26:05,050 --> 01:26:06,852
Oh, boy, look at this.

1623
01:26:06,985 --> 01:26:08,787
I see the boys
stayed in shape, huh?

1624
01:26:10,388 --> 01:26:11,790
Robideaux, good to see you.

1625
01:26:12,390 --> 01:26:13,425
Lenny.

1626
01:26:13,558 --> 01:26:15,493
If you're looking at me, I don't know.

1627
01:26:18,730 --> 01:26:22,634
Look, we just wanna eat watermelon
and relax, if you're all right with that.

1628
01:26:22,767 --> 01:26:26,738
Oh, no. It's not all right. You're not
gonna weasel out of this one, Feder.

1629
01:26:26,872 --> 01:26:30,976
Wiley snuck out of intensive care
to see you finally get some justice.

1630
01:26:31,109 --> 01:26:34,145
Yo. You best be getting
to balling, Feder.

1631
01:26:34,479 --> 01:26:37,515
Oh, hey, Wiley.
Was the field goal good?

1632
01:26:37,883 --> 01:26:40,118
Yeah.
First time I ever heard that one.

1633
01:26:40,452 --> 01:26:42,454
Okay. Sorry, man.

1634
01:26:42,954 --> 01:26:46,825
Do you want me to get something off
the top shelf? Heard that one a lot too.

1635
01:26:47,826 --> 01:26:51,396
Seriously, Dickie, let us just hang out
with our families. We wanna relax.

1636
01:26:51,529 --> 01:26:54,132
Yeah. They're afraid of us.
That's what it is.

1637
01:26:54,466 --> 01:26:57,535
We're afraid you might eat the ball
before we even start the game.

1638
01:26:58,003 --> 01:27:02,107
Same old Higgins.
He can talk the talk but he can't…

1639
01:27:02,774 --> 01:27:04,809
I forget the rest.

1640
01:27:05,844 --> 01:27:09,581
We got Rob here with the bad foot.
You can't do it, right, buddy?

1641
01:27:10,749 --> 01:27:14,452
I think if the Buzzer was here,
he'd want me to try.

1642
01:27:14,886 --> 01:27:16,922
I think he'd want us all to try.

1643
01:27:17,722 --> 01:27:19,090
Was that William Shatner?

1644
01:27:20,625 --> 01:27:23,895
- All right, let's do this, then.
- It's on.

1645
01:27:25,063 --> 01:27:26,097
Game to 21.

1646
01:27:36,007 --> 01:27:37,108
Hey, hey. Okay, come on.

1647
01:27:44,849 --> 01:27:46,918
Guys! Look!

1648
01:28:26,224 --> 01:28:29,494
Well, well, well, if it isn't the other
black guy who grew up here.

1649
01:28:29,627 --> 01:28:32,998
No, no, no. In this town, I'm the black
guy and you're the other black guy.

1650
01:28:33,131 --> 01:28:35,033
No, man, in this town,
I'm the black guy.

1651
01:28:35,166 --> 01:28:37,802
White people see me coming
in their store, they get scared.

1652
01:28:37,936 --> 01:28:40,972
Yeah? When white people see me
coming into their store, they run.

1653
01:28:41,106 --> 01:28:43,575
Yeah, yeah. These my white people.
Go get your own.

1654
01:28:43,708 --> 01:28:45,577
You crazy, man.

1655
01:28:58,523 --> 01:29:00,225
Lucky shot.

1656
01:29:02,961 --> 01:29:06,131
Defense, defense, defense.

1657
01:29:09,801 --> 01:29:11,269
In your face.

1658
01:29:14,072 --> 01:29:16,608
Hey, guys. Motion '78.

1659
01:29:32,557 --> 01:29:33,858
To me, man.

1660
01:29:47,939 --> 01:29:50,742
Show me what you got. Say what?

1661
01:29:50,875 --> 01:29:53,845
Hey, Y! Where's M-C-A?

1662
01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:05,123
What the hell is that?
Sounds like owls having sex.

1663
01:30:05,256 --> 01:30:06,791
Robideaux, heads up.

1664
01:30:10,061 --> 01:30:13,731
- What are you doing?
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Did that go in?

1665
01:30:30,715 --> 01:30:33,284
You made me spill
my freaking beer.

1666
01:30:33,618 --> 01:30:36,020
Honey, why does everything
always have to be about you?

1667
01:30:36,154 --> 01:30:38,223
Why do you always have to be
such a dink?

1668
01:30:50,101 --> 01:30:52,036
Get that. Yeah, yeah, right there.

1669
01:30:52,904 --> 01:30:54,339
I can't do this anymore.

1670
01:30:54,672 --> 01:30:55,840
I can't even breathe.

1671
01:30:55,974 --> 01:30:58,710
I haven't felt my legs
since the second quarter.

1672
01:30:58,843 --> 01:31:00,311
Hey, you wanna fake injuries?

1673
01:31:00,645 --> 01:31:01,713
- You got it.
- Okay.

1674
01:31:02,780 --> 01:31:03,915
- Oh, my…
- Oh, God!

1675
01:31:04,048 --> 01:31:06,084
I can't go on.
I got a slippery disk.

1676
01:31:06,217 --> 01:31:07,652
Oh, hon.

1677
01:31:07,785 --> 01:31:09,387
- Oh, it just slipped out.
- I'm done.

1678
01:31:09,721 --> 01:31:12,023
Somebody's gonna have
a heart attack.

1679
01:31:12,156 --> 01:31:13,791
What are you doing?

1680
01:31:13,925 --> 01:31:15,260
That's it?

1681
01:31:15,393 --> 01:31:17,028
Darth Vader, let's go. Sit down.

1682
01:31:17,161 --> 01:31:18,429
Please, honey.

1683
01:31:18,763 --> 01:31:20,698
Is that a cannoli from Virgilio's?

1684
01:31:22,667 --> 01:31:25,036
Did you seriously just take
your daughter's cannoli?

1685
01:31:25,169 --> 01:31:27,205
It's from Virgilio's. Leave me alone.

1686
01:31:27,338 --> 01:31:29,107
Don't choke, Daddy.

1687
01:31:29,674 --> 01:31:32,810
What do you say we bring my son
and your son into this?

1688
01:31:32,944 --> 01:31:34,679
- Done.
- Greggie.

1689
01:31:34,812 --> 01:31:37,282
- Me?
- Yeah. Go, Greg.

1690
01:31:37,415 --> 01:31:39,417
Come on, baby. You can do this.

1691
01:31:39,751 --> 01:31:40,818
Hey, Bailey.

1692
01:31:41,686 --> 01:31:45,957
Somebody fill up that jug with some
Boss water, for the Hollywood kid.

1693
01:31:46,090 --> 01:31:47,792
It's Voss, with a V.

1694
01:31:50,128 --> 01:31:54,399
Would you mind if I touch your belly?
I love babies. I love to feel them kick.

1695
01:31:54,732 --> 01:31:56,834
- Yeah, go ahead.
- Oh, thank you.

1696
01:32:01,105 --> 01:32:03,408
That's not my baby, that's my boob.

1697
01:32:03,741 --> 01:32:05,410
- Oh, I like to feel those too.
- Hey.

1698
01:32:05,743 --> 01:32:08,112
Hey, no harm done.

1699
01:32:08,246 --> 01:32:10,448
- All right, take it out. Come on.
- Sixteen to 16.

1700
01:32:10,782 --> 01:32:12,784
Half court, two on two. Let's go.

1701
01:32:13,451 --> 01:32:16,187
- Come on.
- Keep your feet off the line this time.

1702
01:32:16,321 --> 01:32:19,257
It's tie score. Tie score.
Let's see something. Nice throw.

1703
01:32:19,390 --> 01:32:20,825
Tie score, guys.

1704
01:32:26,497 --> 01:32:28,466
All right, son. All right.

1705
01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:33,004
- We're up 19-16. Let's go.
- All right, son. Give me the ball.

1706
01:32:34,072 --> 01:32:36,507
- Come on, son.
- That's it, Greg. You can do it.

1707
01:32:36,841 --> 01:32:38,109
You know what's going on.

1708
01:32:43,815 --> 01:32:46,284
Oh, yes. It's raining threes
on Hollywood.

1709
01:32:46,417 --> 01:32:49,420
His foot was on the line.
Your foot was on the line.

1710
01:32:49,754 --> 01:32:51,389
It ain't raining threes.

1711
01:32:51,522 --> 01:32:54,525
- It's drizzling twos!
- That's all right. Good shot.

1712
01:32:54,859 --> 01:32:58,096
- Wasn't no three. Foot was on the line.
- Next basket wins. Let's go.

1713
01:32:58,496 --> 01:32:59,998
Come on.

1714
01:33:01,432 --> 01:33:02,800
- This is it, pal.
- Come on.

1715
01:33:03,267 --> 01:33:05,336
Take him out, baby.

1716
01:33:06,471 --> 01:33:09,440
All right, all right, all right.
Take him, baby. Take him.

1717
01:33:14,345 --> 01:33:15,546
Pop it, Lenny.

1718
01:33:17,415 --> 01:33:19,484
Bank's open, Dad.

1719
01:33:45,576 --> 01:33:46,978
He never misses that shot.

1720
01:33:51,949 --> 01:33:53,451
Down goes Hollywood.

1721
01:33:53,584 --> 01:33:55,319
Down goes Hollywood.

1722
01:33:55,453 --> 01:33:57,355
Down goes Hollywood.

1723
01:33:59,490 --> 01:34:03,895
We'll crush them next year. I'll work
on my left when we get back to L.A.

1724
01:34:04,028 --> 01:34:06,064
- That's my boy. I love you.
- I love you too.

1725
01:34:06,197 --> 01:34:07,231
You're awesome.

1726
01:34:08,466 --> 01:34:10,601
- Way to go!
- We did it!

1727
01:34:12,537 --> 01:34:14,972
Hey. Wait.

1728
01:34:43,067 --> 01:34:44,535
Hey, Lenny.

1729
01:34:44,869 --> 01:34:47,205
I thought you never missed
a bank shot.

1730
01:34:47,338 --> 01:34:49,407
Yeah. Well, I just thought…

1731
01:34:49,941 --> 01:34:53,478
…the Baileys needed to learn how
to win every once in a while…

1732
01:34:53,611 --> 01:34:56,447
…and the Feders needed to learn
how to lose.

1733
01:34:58,015 --> 01:34:59,250
- That was nice.
- Yeah?

1734
01:34:59,383 --> 01:35:01,319
I'm proud of you.

1735
01:35:02,286 --> 01:35:03,421
Look at these guys.

1736
01:35:07,992 --> 01:35:10,261
- Lenny. Hey, man.
- Yeah, buddy.

1737
01:35:10,394 --> 01:35:13,131
I know you're bummed about losing
the game for us.

1738
01:35:13,264 --> 01:35:14,298
And you're drunk?

1739
01:35:14,432 --> 01:35:17,201
- No. Yes.
- Oh, okay.

1740
01:35:17,335 --> 01:35:19,904
Hey, man, there's one thing
they'll never beat us at.

1741
01:35:20,037 --> 01:35:21,672
What's this?

1742
01:35:22,440 --> 01:35:25,309
- Arrow roulette, baby.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1743
01:35:25,443 --> 01:35:27,044
- We are good at that.
- Yeah.

1744
01:35:27,178 --> 01:35:28,613
- All right.
- What are you doing?

1745
01:35:28,946 --> 01:35:31,048
- Last one to stay in wins.
- No, no, no.

1746
01:35:31,182 --> 01:35:32,917
- No, no, no.
- Becky!

1747
01:35:34,952 --> 01:35:37,555
Run away. Not again.

1748
01:35:38,322 --> 01:35:40,158
Get out of my way.

1749
01:35:58,309 --> 01:36:00,978
Little help here? Take me with you?

1750
01:36:01,112 --> 01:36:03,581
Seriously, you're gonna leave me?

1751
01:36:03,714 --> 01:36:04,982
No!

1752
01:36:10,321 --> 01:36:12,523
We win again.