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And with approximately 140 tons

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of overripened tomatoes,

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La Tomatina remains the world's
greatest annual food fight.

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Throwing it back to you at the studio.

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We'll ketchup later.

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Ooh. Ouch.

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- That was painful.
- What?

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All right, that wasn't my best tomato pun,
but it was vine.

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Wasn't it, Francis?

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You know, boss, you don't need
to give a fake broadcast.

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You know
we're on a mission, right?

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Okay, easy.

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You have your process,
I have mine. Simple.

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Now let's zip it and keep
our eyes peeled for Gradov.

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Seriously, Coop, the "ketchup"
line was strong, yeah?

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Noel, as your oldest friend,

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I can definitively say
that was not punny.

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That's why I don't go big game hunting
without you CIA boys.

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Speaking of, we got a lion
in the crosshairs.

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Gray hat and jacket,
pink shirt, heading southwest,

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matching the target's description.

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Walk faces and run it.

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Okay, pink shirt, pink shirt.

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Okay, I got him.

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But I can't confirm it's Gradov.

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Cho, you got anything?

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That's a negative.

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No-go for facial recognition.

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Wait. I think I'm staring right at him.

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20 feet from me, right below you, Coop.

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What?

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Ah, shit.

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Guys, we got two potential
Gradovs on site.

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Three.

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Shit.

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He's got decoys in play.
Stay on your mark, Jacks.

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Talk to me, home base.

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Still no facial recall.

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It's like they know
where our cameras are positioned.

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Get me gait analysis.

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We'd have to request a patch to Echelon.

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Then request the patch!

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Director Adams?

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We have a request for a real-time patch.

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It's a joint MI6-CIA capture
of a high-value target.

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- How high?
- NSA priority.

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Russian arms dealer Viktor Gradov.

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First sighting in over two years.

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Noel, target one is still
in the southwest corner.

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Coop, I don't like this van.

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Field, you're authorized
for a 60-second link

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to Echelon's servers.

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All the time I need
to pin the real Gradov.

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It's a VW T5, Spanish plates,

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registered to a rental company in Madrid.

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What are you?

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Field team, abort!
We've been set up!

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Done.

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Don't move.

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Drop it.

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U.S. President Will Derringer,

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amidst soaring popularity
at home and abroad,

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touched down in London yesterday.

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Derringer has stopped
in the U.K. for a brief visit

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before he heads
to a NATO summit in Italy...

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president will be attending

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a press conference
in his first face-to-face meeting

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with the increasingly embattled
Prime Minister Sam Clarke,

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now serving his sixth year in office...

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Derringer smashed

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worldwide box office records
playing the Venom in Denim

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with his Water Cobra franchise.

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He then went from
bullets flying to tears flowing

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with his heartfelt baseball drama

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Sliding into Home...

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We did it, son.

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Made Mom proud.

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earning him
a Golden Globe nomination...

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After only
five months in office,

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Derringer is enjoying
historic polling numbers

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and voter confidence.

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With your help,
we did it at the box office,

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and now we will do it at the Oval Office.

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No.

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Good morning,
Mr. Prime Minister.

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Here's your brief for Thursday the 29th.

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The economic minister will announce
record low unemployment.

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The refugee crisis in Poland
continues to intensify,

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with numbers growing into
the tens of thousands.

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Your early-morning meetings
have been cleared

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for an urgent briefing
on a classified intelligence op

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in Spain that ended in tragedy.

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Seven CIA and MI6 operatives
have been killed.

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Sam, I regret to say
that team leader Noel Bisset is missing

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and presumed dead.

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I'm so sorry.

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Families of the fallen
are being notified...

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You okay, boss?

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And while the royals play host
to the American president and his family,

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record crowds are gathered,
hoping for a glimpse of Will Derringer,

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proving he's as loved abroad
as he is at home.

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I just don't understand
what tornado has to do with anything.

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Not tornados.

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NATO, okay?

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It's like, um, a-a group of friends.

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Let's say, in this case, countries.

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They-they get together,
and they make a pinky promise

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if they ever see a bully,
let's say this guy,

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and the bully attacks one of them,

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they all got to join in
and stand up to that bully.

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And that's when they start
dropping warheads on foreheads.

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Hey, what?

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Who let her watch Water Cobra?

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- I saw it at Janey's house.
- Oh, you did?

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Hmm. Okay, well, Janey's mom is now

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- under federal investigation.
- Sir.

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Scoot.

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What time's the lecture at Cambridge?

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Not till 4:00.

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Meet you at Trieste in the morning?

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- Yeah.
- Enjoy this.

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And use it as a bonding opportunity
with the prime minister.

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Please.

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Don't tell me you're still mad
about the fish and chips thing.

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He endorsed my opponent
in the heat of the campaign.

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He had lunch with the guy.
It's hardly an endorsement.

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Wasn't just lunch. It was fish and chips.

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Look, you got off on the wrong foot.

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- Sam's not a bad guy.
- It's not about bad or good.

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He doesn't respect me.

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This is where you're supposed
to say, "Yes, he does."

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- He respects you.
- Way too late.

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Is a man who got 83 million votes
from the American people

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not feeling properly respected?

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See you tomorrow.

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Did you look over your speech?

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Yeah. It's solid.

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I'll hit it with some fireworks.

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It'll crackle.

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It's gonna be a good morning.

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Won't be that simple.

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Tell me.

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Sideways op, Spain.

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- Who was the target?
- Viktor Gradov.

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Russian-born arms dealer turned extremist.

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Right. Black market weapons developer

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who got his hands on enriched plutonium
a few years back.

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Yeah, that's when we took him
out of business.

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Destroyed his manufacturing plant
with the help of a NATO task force.

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We launched an air strike,
destroyed his whole facility.

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After that, Gradov went off the grid.

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Spain was our first chance

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to move on Gradov in two years.

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Where is he now?

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In the wind.

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NSA is scraping border entries
and airport screenings for noise.

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Intelligence and Research
didn't have the chance

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- to do their usual analysis.
- Bloody hell.

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00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:41,583
How many times I've got to say it?

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We do not leapfrog intel.

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00:11:44,541 --> 00:11:46,416
About Noel, if you want to talk...

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I don't.

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00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,291
We should warn Clarke's team
about Jack Gordon.

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Jack always goes for the jugular,

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and he will fry us over this Spain thing.

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Did you tell
the president's comms director

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that he must stick to the script?

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- Yes.
- Good.

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Hopefully he doesn't start writing checks
that we can't cash.

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He still hasn't figured out
the difference between

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a press conference and a press junket.

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Oh.

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- Mr. Prime Minister.
- Mr. President.

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Yeah. We finally meet.

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You know, it was a shame
that you missed the inauguration.

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It was a hell of a show.

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- Sure it was.
- Yeah.

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Well...

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Shall we?

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Uh, wait, wait.

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We should savor this moment.

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I mean, this is... it's our debut duet.

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- Duet?
- Yeah.

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It's like I'm Dr. Dre and you're Eminem,

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and we're taking that stage
for the first time together.

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I'm Eminem?

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Listen, um, about this terrible situation

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- in Spain.
- Mm-hmm?

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If it comes up out there,
I'd just steer clear of it.

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- Let's just punt it.
- Punt it?

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00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:50,541
- Yeah.
- To where?

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Well, to later.

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00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:56,375
Today's about NATO,
clean energy, light and bright stuff.

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Light and bright. Okay.

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You want to warm up together?

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Do some breathing exercises?

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00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,791
I'm already breathing.

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00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:05,458
- Roger that. Well...
- Yeah.

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00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:06,875
Let's dance, I guess.

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00:13:06,958 --> 00:13:09,625
Hey, uh, just do us both
a favor out there.

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00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,166
No questions from Jack Gordon.

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00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,875
My guy.

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00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:18,375
And as of today,

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thanks to this revolutionary
new technology

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00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:22,791
developed by both of our great nations,

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we are now partners in energy.

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00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:28,125
The pebble-bed reactor is not just
an investment in clean energy.

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It's also an investment in security.

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00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:33,000
Energy security is national security.

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It is also an investment in job creation.

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A whole lot of jobs.

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00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,875
And we no longer
have to deal with the Russians,

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00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:40,125
the Saudis or the Venezuelans on oil.

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But we are keen to present
this global initiative

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to our NATO partners in the coming days.

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Okay. Questions?

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00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:51,916
President Derringer!

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00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,708
Uh, it's just been announced
that Water Cobra

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00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,250
is being expanded
into a cinematic universe.

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00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,625
Any chance you'll be making a cameo?

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00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:00,083
Oh, folks.

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00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,541
I promised the first lady

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00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,500
if I ever dressed up
as the Venom in Denim again,

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00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:04,916
it'd either be in the Oval boudoir

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00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,375
or for the White House
Correspondents' Dinner,

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00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:08,041
and you're only invited to the last one.

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00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:09,875
Prime Minister Clarke.

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00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:11,625
- Yes?
- The Daily Mail have photos

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00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,250
of the duchess and a new beau.

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00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:16,458
Any comments about your ex-girlfriend's
latest escapades?

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00:14:16,541 --> 00:14:18,166
Okay. Who has a real question?

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00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,375
Hey, hold on a minute.

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00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,000
Now, who else is tired of seeing
the prime minister as a single man?

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00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,291
I'll tell you what.

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00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:24,666
How about we get him
his own season of The Bachelor?

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00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:25,708
Who's with me?

237
00:14:25,791 --> 00:14:27,583
Yeah! Let's do it!

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00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:29,666
Jack Gordon.

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00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:35,291
There are six dead British and Americans
in Spain this morning.

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00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,500
Can you comment on speculation
this is the result

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00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:42,041
of a failed covert operation to capture
known arms dealer Viktor Gradov?

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00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:46,166
Covert operations are covert for a reason.

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00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,000
That's all I'm gonna say on that.

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00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:50,625
That and Gradov's gonna wish
we caught him yesterday.

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Because when we do get our hands on him,

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he is going to be forming
a special relationship

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with the concept of retribution.

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We should also be using this
as a collective moment of introspection,

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find out what went wrong
and learn from it.

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Leaks indicate that Echelon
was accessed during the op.

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00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:10,000
Are you ready to acknowledge the existence
of a top secret surveillance program

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00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:13,791
which monitors all of our emails,
video conferences, phone calls...

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Tom.

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00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:17,583
There's only so many times
I can say "no comment" to that.

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00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:19,041
I'll comment.

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Our enemies should be afraid.

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00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:23,666
We have the tools
and we have the technology

258
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,250
to find and destroy them
if they challenge us.

259
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,166
We aren't making
any promises except that

260
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:30,541
we will work tirelessly to get results.

261
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:31,833
Well, we are.

262
00:15:31,916 --> 00:15:34,375
The United States of America
is promising results.

263
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:36,250
President Derringer,

264
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:39,625
do you have a message for the families
of the men and women killed in Spain?

265
00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:42,166
I've spent a lot of time
with Special Forces.

266
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,333
Trained with them, learned from them.

267
00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:46,583
And what I have to say is
we must do better.

268
00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:48,583
We will do better.

269
00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:50,958
When you say, um, "trained with them,"

270
00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:53,833
that was for an acting role, yes?

271
00:15:53,916 --> 00:15:55,166
Yes, but, uh...

272
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:56,833
I mean, y-you've never served.

273
00:15:56,916 --> 00:15:59,416
As someone who did serve
in the British Army,

274
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,708
as most of you know,

275
00:16:00,791 --> 00:16:03,000
if I did have something to say
to the families,

276
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,666
I would say it to them directly.

277
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:07,250
I do not salute heroes through you, Jack.

278
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,833
To be clear, you never saw combat.

279
00:16:08,916 --> 00:16:11,458
But with all due respect,
gentlemen, you're politicians.

280
00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:16,375
You don't equate yourselves
with actual heroes, do you?

281
00:16:19,916 --> 00:16:22,375
Well, that was a shit-bath.

282
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:23,750
Socials are lighting up.

283
00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:26,541
Hashtag "commanders in beef" is trending.

284
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:27,666
Goddamn it!

285
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:29,625
You knew Jack Gordon was trouble.

286
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:31,083
I warned you.

287
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:34,375
My town. I'll call on whomever I want.

288
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:36,166
Let's take five.

289
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,000
You know,
I'm not afraid of the press.

290
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:42,083
Not all of us have a compulsive need
to be liked by everyone.

291
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:43,583
With all due respect...

292
00:16:43,666 --> 00:16:45,833
I know you like to fight
his battles for him, Simone.

293
00:16:45,916 --> 00:16:47,958
Your presidency is in diapers.

294
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,041
You're on a learning curve.

295
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,166
- I've been on this slog for six years.
- You?

296
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,250
I fight my own battles.
You, you want to talk numbers?

297
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,916
Your approval ratings,
that's a great place to start.

298
00:16:57,708 --> 00:17:01,166
Unlike you, I'll take results
over likes on Instagram.

299
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:04,291
You-you clearly don't care
about what people think.

300
00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:06,250
You called for a collective moment
of introspection?

301
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:09,333
Let's just say I'm more concerned
with how people pay their mortgages

302
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:11,041
and send their kids to university.

303
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:13,250
Oh, for sure, 'cause God knows
there's nothing the public loves more

304
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,916
than politicians giving them homework.

305
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,041
Is this about the fish and chips thing?

306
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:18,750
'Cause if it is, just say it.

307
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,458
I am not mad about the goddamn
fish and chips thing.

308
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:22,250
Enough. Neither of you were
at your best today.

309
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,458
Agreed.

310
00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:25,750
We need to give this a short shelf life.

311
00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,958
He's right. Change the narrative.

312
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:29,666
Turn this into an opportunity.

313
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,458
To show that you guys are united.

314
00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:33,916
I've got it.

315
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,500
You fly to Trieste together
on Air Force One.

316
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:39,708
I don't know if we have enough room.

317
00:17:39,791 --> 00:17:41,583
No, I'm good, thank you very much.

318
00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:43,208
And besides,
I have to be in Warsaw tonight.

319
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:44,583
Hear me out, all right?

320
00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:47,333
You both do 35 seconds
on the airstairs here in London,

321
00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:49,416
waving and smiling, pit stop in Warsaw.

322
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,125
You'll be in Trieste by breakfast.

323
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,625
By that time,
pictures of you on those airstairs,

324
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,125
a vision of solidarity,

325
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,541
will be on the front page
of eight out of ten newspapers

326
00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:59,416
all around the world.

327
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,833
Quincy.

328
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,416
Bradshaw.

329
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,541
I am the President of the United States.

330
00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:08,166
I don't share the stage with anyone.

331
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,666
Hitch a ride? Is that your solution?

332
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:12,791
It's a guaranteed
three-point bump in the polls.

333
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:15,041
Look, we are in the early days.

334
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,083
You've got to show you can make friends.

335
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:19,500
Right now we need him
more than he needs us.

336
00:18:20,541 --> 00:18:23,666
Sam, take the win.

337
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,041
Take the flight.

338
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:26,708
Will you be there?

339
00:18:26,791 --> 00:18:29,041
I'll go with the advance team.

340
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:33,041
Quincy and I will foam the runway
with the press in Trieste.

341
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,250
Mr. Prime Minister.

342
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:42,500
Would you do me the honor and fly with me
aboard Air Force One?

343
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:53,041
I'll be honest.

344
00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:56,250
It kept me up all night.

345
00:18:56,333 --> 00:19:00,500
How is it that I hire
the best sniper money can buy

346
00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:02,208
and he misses the one shot
meant to protect

347
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,666
the most important man
in my entire operation?

348
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,666
Yeah, thanks,
but we're all just doing our part.

349
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,500
Pieces of a puzzle, patches on a quilt...

350
00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,708
I assumed
it was faulty equipment.

351
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,833
But now I know it was human error.

352
00:19:22,916 --> 00:19:24,666
Like you say...

353
00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:32,666
"Everything that happens
happens for the best."

354
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,375
Yes.

355
00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:38,833
Come.

356
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,875
Sit down.

357
00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:44,833
My mother was very fond of that phrase.

358
00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:46,541
Yes.

359
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:48,750
She was a gadalka.

360
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:50,458
A fortune teller.

361
00:19:50,541 --> 00:19:53,000
She read tea leaves.

362
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:55,416
She could see the future.

363
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,916
She saw mine and said that one day

364
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,916
I would be served a great injustice,

365
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,833
and it would be my mission in life
to punish those responsible.

366
00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:08,791
And nothing or no one would get in my way.

367
00:20:24,541 --> 00:20:27,500
It's been over
a decade since a U.S. president

368
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:30,833
has hosted a British prime minister
on Air Force One,

369
00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:34,208
making this trip
one for the history books.

370
00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:35,625
Check her out.

371
00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:37,416
Fresh off the assembly line.

372
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,291
30-foot wider wingspan
than the previous model.

373
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:41,916
Can break Mach 1,
oh, and corners like an F-15.

374
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,916
Surprised you didn't paint flames
on the side of it.

375
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause your plane
sucks and doesn't have a cool name.

376
00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:48,083
Fellas.

377
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,041
We love Will! We love Will!

378
00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:24,625
Mr. Prime Minister.

379
00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:26,541
I heard you like rye.

380
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:29,125
This one comes
from my hometown in Kentucky.

381
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,125
Mmm.

382
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:37,000
Now, that is American exceptionalism
in action.

383
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,250
Thank you.

384
00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:39,833
Enjoy, sir.

385
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:05,500
There he is. Come on.

386
00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:11,250
Say hello to Prime Minister Clarke. Hey.

387
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,250
Be nice to him, Sawyer.
He's besties with Harry Styles.

388
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,750
Well, I don't know about that,
but next time he's in Washington,

389
00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:17,916
I'll see if I can get you some good seats.

390
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,291
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

391
00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:21,583
Nice to finally meet you,
Mr. Prime Minister.

392
00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:23,208
Now, honestly, just-just call me Sam.

393
00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:24,916
I'm so sorry we missed each other.

394
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,291
You two take care of yourselves,
and go easy on him, Sam.

395
00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:30,083
We're still learning the ropes.

396
00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:31,541
I'll try and keep him out of trouble.

397
00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:32,916
Okay, hey.

398
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Love you guys. Talk to you tomorrow.

399
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,541
You're good at that.

400
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:40,916
Good at what?

401
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,458
Being normal. Ish.

402
00:22:43,541 --> 00:22:45,708
Uh, thank you?

403
00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:47,916
You should show people
that side of you more often.

404
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,500
Start by ditching the bachelor status.

405
00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:50,791
World leader who's unmarried?

406
00:22:50,875 --> 00:22:52,666
Freaks people out,
leaves too much to the imagination.

407
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:54,750
What are they imagining?

408
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,500
I don't know, Eyes Wide Shut parties

409
00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:59,958
or by night you're some masked vigilante
into some weird, unsettling shit.

410
00:23:00,041 --> 00:23:02,625
Look, people want clarity.

411
00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:05,166
Marriage gives them clarity.
It softens the image.

412
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,416
I'm confused. Are you giving me advice

413
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:10,083
or are you pitching me
on one of your shit rom-come?

414
00:23:10,166 --> 00:23:12,250
All right, I get it.
You don't like my movies.

415
00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:13,958
I've never seen your movies.

416
00:23:14,041 --> 00:23:16,916
Because Sam Clarke is the man
who does not like to be entertained.

417
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,791
No, it's 'cause I like actual cinema.

418
00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:21,083
Come on.

419
00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:22,791
You don't think I wanted to work
with Wes Anderson

420
00:23:22,875 --> 00:23:24,625
or Bong Joon Ho? Of course I do.

421
00:23:24,708 --> 00:23:25,916
I'm classically trained.

422
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,958
Did you know I once did a play
with Edward Norton?

423
00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:29,208
Mm.

424
00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:33,083
But the universe keeps telling me
I look cool with a gun in my hand.

425
00:23:33,166 --> 00:23:34,708
A toy gun.

426
00:23:40,541 --> 00:23:42,333
What is it with you?

427
00:23:42,416 --> 00:23:44,125
Walking around, thinking
you're better than everybody else.

428
00:23:44,208 --> 00:23:46,041
First, thought it was a British thing.

429
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:48,541
Then I realized it's a you thing.

430
00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:50,916
- I know Paul McCartney, okay?
- Wow.

431
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,625
He's put a whole lot more wins
on the board than you,

432
00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:54,166
and he is cool as shit!

433
00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:00,250
- Want me to take it up?
- I got it. Thanks.

434
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:03,708
And you know what?

435
00:24:03,791 --> 00:24:06,166
I'm not gonna apologize
for wanting to be liked or loved.

436
00:24:06,250 --> 00:24:07,958
We're blessed with two
of the most extraordinary jobs

437
00:24:08,041 --> 00:24:10,875
ever created, and part of that job
is to instill hope.

438
00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:12,083
It's to make people feel good.

439
00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:15,333
Yeah, well, based on my experience, okay,

440
00:24:15,416 --> 00:24:17,333
hope is just delayed disappointment.

441
00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:18,958
Doesn't put food on the table.

442
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:20,625
Doesn't put a roof over anyone's head.

443
00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:22,708
And if you want to focus
on making people "feel good,"

444
00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:25,416
then you're never gonna understand
how to help them.

445
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:28,541
You are the commander in chief.
You're not some DJ in Vegas.

446
00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:32,000
I don't need to be refreshed
on my job title.

447
00:24:32,083 --> 00:24:33,125
Let's be clear about that.

448
00:24:40,083 --> 00:24:41,916
Don't tell the captain
I snuck you his stash.

449
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,416
Thanks.

450
00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:10,333
Move to intercept.

451
00:25:17,833 --> 00:25:20,166
Just know,
once this honeymoon period is over,

452
00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:22,750
there is only disappointment
in your future,

453
00:25:22,833 --> 00:25:26,041
because this job, my job,
is about suffering.

454
00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:27,416
Yeah, Nostradamus?

455
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:29,541
When that day comes,
maybe then you and I can sit down

456
00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:31,291
and talk about it
over some fish and chips.

457
00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:33,458
I knew the truth would come out.

458
00:25:33,541 --> 00:25:34,625
There it is.

459
00:25:34,708 --> 00:25:36,041
Oh, great. You did it, Agatha Christie.

460
00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:37,041
You cracked the case.

461
00:25:37,125 --> 00:25:39,041
Let's give Scooby Snacks to everybody.

462
00:25:39,125 --> 00:25:40,583
Will, let it go.

463
00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:43,416
You took my opponent for fish and chips
in broad daylight

464
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:44,916
in the middle of "Liester" Square,

465
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,750
and you knew photographers would be there!

466
00:25:46,833 --> 00:25:48,208
First of all,
it's pronounced Leicester Square.

467
00:25:48,291 --> 00:25:49,583
And, no, bollocks, he's an old friend.

468
00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:50,750
I took him for lunch.

469
00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:52,250
You knew there were
political implications.

470
00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:54,833
Not all of us have some posh
Cambridge Mafia in Parliament

471
00:25:54,916 --> 00:25:56,833
helping us get elected!

472
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,416
I busted my ass to get to where I am.

473
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:01,666
I was born in a housing estate

474
00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:05,083
and was never given anything
on a silver platter.

475
00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:07,416
I worked three jobs to pay for Cambridge,

476
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,625
and then to the Army,
and then to community organizing,

477
00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:13,250
and then Defence Attaché,
and worked my way up through Parliament.

478
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:15,041
Now, not all of us got our political start

479
00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:17,666
because some commercial agent
decided they like

480
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,458
- our G.I. Joe jawline!
- Watch it!

481
00:26:19,541 --> 00:26:22,791
No, no, no! You went from modeling
your underwear to being on the red carpet

482
00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:25,208
to having your finger
on the nuclear button,

483
00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:28,000
all without doing a single day
of public service!

484
00:26:28,083 --> 00:26:31,000
So, yes, mate, when I see you
play the role of president,

485
00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:33,375
it makes me sick to my stomach,
because you know your lines—

486
00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:36,750
oh, yes, you do—
but you're not believable in the part.

487
00:26:36,833 --> 00:26:39,958
And if I could've endorsed
your opponent, yes, I would've,

488
00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:42,291
because at least there'd be a real leader
in the White House

489
00:26:42,375 --> 00:26:45,791
and not some embarrassing,
bullshit, popcorn president!

490
00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:47,125
- What's that?
- You heard what I said!

491
00:26:47,208 --> 00:26:48,666
No, what's that?

492
00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:57,791
Sirs, secure yourselves in the office.

493
00:27:00,375 --> 00:27:02,000
- Fasten your seatbelts. Sir.
- Yeah?

494
00:27:02,083 --> 00:27:03,666
Take your seat, please.

495
00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:06,625
- What's happening?
- Unidentified aircraft,

496
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,041
you're in restricted airspace.

497
00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:10,666
Pull away immediately
or you will be fired upon.

498
00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:11,750
All radios are out.

499
00:27:11,833 --> 00:27:13,208
Comms are fried across the board.

500
00:27:26,041 --> 00:27:27,458
Dear God.

501
00:27:27,541 --> 00:27:29,625
- Ready the weapons.
- Yes, sir.

502
00:27:33,666 --> 00:27:34,833
Oh, shit.

503
00:27:48,791 --> 00:27:50,125
Uh, gentlemen.

504
00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:54,458
Multiple inbound bogies!

505
00:27:54,541 --> 00:27:55,666
Open fire!

506
00:28:09,166 --> 00:28:11,791
Mr. President! Sir!

507
00:28:11,875 --> 00:28:13,291
What the hell's going on?

508
00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:20,916
Shit. We got to get
to the back of the plane! Go!

509
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,583
Go! Go!

510
00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:34,875
Stop shooting the drones!
Shoot the goddamn plane!

511
00:28:54,916 --> 00:28:56,375
Hold on!

512
00:28:58,083 --> 00:29:01,625
Initiating emergency descent to 10,000
for cabin pressure stabilization.

513
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:12,708
Let's go!

514
00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:14,291
There are parachutes in the back!

515
00:29:17,416 --> 00:29:18,625
Here comes another wave.

516
00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,500
We lost engine two.

517
00:29:37,583 --> 00:29:39,125
Gonna lean into it.

518
00:29:55,708 --> 00:29:58,333
Come on, we got to jump!

519
00:30:01,958 --> 00:30:04,625
That way! Through the door!

520
00:30:08,750 --> 00:30:10,291
Come on, sir! Move!

521
00:30:11,375 --> 00:30:13,666
We're leveling out.

522
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,791
They're finished.

523
00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:19,875
Let's go home.

524
00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:33,708
Let's go!

525
00:30:40,541 --> 00:30:42,791
Come on! Let's move! Quick!

526
00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:52,083
These two should be intact.

527
00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:54,791
Shit!

528
00:30:54,875 --> 00:30:57,875
We're going down in Belarusian airspace.

529
00:30:57,958 --> 00:31:00,416
You'll need to get
to our safe house in Poland.

530
00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:02,208
Rip it hard once you're out.

531
00:31:02,291 --> 00:31:03,833
The chute'll do the rest.

532
00:31:03,916 --> 00:31:05,125
We can double up.

533
00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:06,791
Not a chance. Too risky.

534
00:31:06,875 --> 00:31:08,166
What about all these people?

535
00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:09,791
We all have our jobs to do.

536
00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:11,541
Yours is to survive.

537
00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:16,875
Get to Golden Mountain Mining Company

538
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,375
under the Gdanski Bridge in Warsaw.

539
00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:21,000
Let me hear it, sirs.

540
00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:23,083
Golden Mountain Mining Company.

541
00:31:23,166 --> 00:31:24,458
Gdanski Bridge!

542
00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:28,208
It's been an honor, Mr. President.

543
00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:49,166
Oh, shit.

544
00:32:15,541 --> 00:32:18,125
We have just received devastating footage

545
00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:22,625
of Air Force One going down
over Western Belarus.

546
00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:26,416
President William Derringer
and Prime Minister Samuel Clarke...

547
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:27,875
are presumed dead.

548
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:31,166
We're awaiting word
from the Pentagon

549
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:34,416
on the potential cause or suspects.

550
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:37,958
No groups are claiming responsibility
for this tragic loss.

551
00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:40,375
An emergency session of Parliament
is convening

552
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:42,375
to discuss succession strategy,

553
00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:45,750
while moments ago
V.P. Elizabeth Kirk was sworn in

554
00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:48,083
as acting president in Trieste, Italy.

555
00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:51,166
where gathering NATO leaders
are offering their condolences

556
00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:53,875
and unyielding solidarity.

557
00:32:53,958 --> 00:32:56,916
What was meant to be a celebration
of the North Atlantic Alliance

558
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:01,500
is now a time of unprecedented
shock and mourning.

559
00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:15,291
Oh, geez.

560
00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:21,125
You okay?

561
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,208
Yeah. You?

562
00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:25,833
How the hell'd they get on my plane?

563
00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:28,750
With the help of someone on the inside,
that's for sure.

564
00:33:31,583 --> 00:33:34,125
The Polish border
is about 15 miles that way.

565
00:33:34,208 --> 00:33:36,666
On foot, we can be at that safe house
by morning.

566
00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:38,750
No. The cavalry's coming.

567
00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:40,750
Cavalry's not coming, mate.

568
00:33:40,833 --> 00:33:42,916
Belarus will want to control
the crash site.

569
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,750
Won't be letting any planes
into their airspace,

570
00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:49,125
and there's no way our guys
are sneaking across enemy lines

571
00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:50,666
to retrieve corpses.

572
00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:53,875
They have to assume
there are no survivors.

573
00:33:53,958 --> 00:33:55,125
Shit.

574
00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:57,875
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?

575
00:33:57,958 --> 00:33:59,791
Calling my wife.
I'm letting her know I'm alive.

576
00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:00,875
No. No, no, no, no.

577
00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:01,958
No. No phones.

578
00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:03,375
All right? Do as I do.

579
00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:07,250
We just survived
the worst security breach in history,

580
00:34:07,333 --> 00:34:09,541
so you have to assume
whoever wants you dead

581
00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:11,250
is listening to communications, okay?

582
00:34:11,333 --> 00:34:13,208
I'm calling my family
to let them know I'm okay.

583
00:34:13,291 --> 00:34:15,791
And we should let
the world know we're okay.

584
00:34:15,875 --> 00:34:18,333
News flash: We're not okay.

585
00:34:18,416 --> 00:34:20,541
All right? If we fall
into the wrong hands,

586
00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:22,750
best-case scenario:
they use us as a political football.

587
00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:25,458
Worst-case scenario is...

588
00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:26,708
they make an example of us.

589
00:34:26,791 --> 00:34:29,833
Now put that down!

590
00:34:31,208 --> 00:34:33,791
You know what happened to the last guy
who threw a shoe at a sitting president?

591
00:34:33,875 --> 00:34:35,541
You're not sitting. You're hanging.

592
00:34:35,625 --> 00:34:37,000
All right?

593
00:34:37,083 --> 00:34:38,458
You know what? Piss off.

594
00:34:38,541 --> 00:34:39,875
You want me to piss off?

595
00:34:39,958 --> 00:34:42,458
- Yeah.
- Okay, I'll piss off.

596
00:34:42,541 --> 00:34:44,125
I'll piss off all the way to Warsaw.

597
00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:46,625
Enjoy living the rest of your life
as a bird sanctuary.

598
00:34:47,916 --> 00:34:49,666
All right, don't piss off.

599
00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:56,291
Would you just help me down
for Chrissakes, please?

600
00:34:56,375 --> 00:34:58,833
There you go. Look at that.

601
00:34:58,916 --> 00:35:02,375
An American action hero
asking me for help.

602
00:35:02,458 --> 00:35:06,458
Even in his most noble moments,
he was still petty and mean-spirited.

603
00:35:06,541 --> 00:35:08,500
I'm gonna drop you on three.

604
00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:10,750
Three!

605
00:35:21,541 --> 00:35:22,875
You all right back there, Derringer?

606
00:35:22,958 --> 00:35:23,958
I'm fine.

607
00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:25,708
Hearing a lot of panting and snuffling.

608
00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:28,208
I don't snuffle, okay?

609
00:35:28,291 --> 00:35:30,541
Besides, don't concern yourself
with how another man breathes.

610
00:35:30,625 --> 00:35:31,875
Boundaries, guy.

611
00:35:31,958 --> 00:35:34,083
Nothing to be embarrassed about.

612
00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:35,958
Endurance is tough for guys like you.

613
00:35:36,041 --> 00:35:37,041
Guys like me?

614
00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:38,833
Guys like you. You know, gym strong.

615
00:35:38,916 --> 00:35:41,041
- Gym strong?
- Gym strong.

616
00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:42,125
As opposed to?

617
00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:44,291
- Strong strong.
- Want to see gym strong?

618
00:35:44,375 --> 00:35:46,791
I'll rip a tree out of the ground
and beat you to death with it, huh?

619
00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:52,583
- Go on, then.
- What?

620
00:35:52,666 --> 00:35:55,500
Rip that tree out
and beat me to death with it.

621
00:36:01,916 --> 00:36:03,708
That's what I thought.

622
00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:06,666
Silly thing to say, really.

623
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:10,833
Picked the biggest tree.

624
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,750
Dear God.

625
00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:19,750
Think he's had the day off.

626
00:36:23,666 --> 00:36:24,791
Who the hell did this?

627
00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:26,000
We got a lot of enemies.

628
00:36:26,083 --> 00:36:29,041
Right now we got to get home alive.
That's our job.

629
00:36:29,125 --> 00:36:31,958
No, our real job is to find out
who did this and make them pay.

630
00:36:32,041 --> 00:36:33,958
Look, I want to get them
just as much as you do,

631
00:36:34,041 --> 00:36:35,125
but these things don't happen overnight.

632
00:36:35,208 --> 00:36:36,416
We got to pick our moment.

633
00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:38,958
Took us ten years and two wars
before we got bin Laden.

634
00:36:39,041 --> 00:36:40,958
I'm not waiting ten years.

635
00:36:41,041 --> 00:36:44,250
One thing for certain,
whoever did this got some big balls.

636
00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:46,958
There's no reason to think
this wasn't just phase one.

637
00:37:05,208 --> 00:37:07,541
Tell the Pentagon
to move DEFCON status up,

638
00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:11,708
and inform Russia, China and Iran
this is not a moment to get adventurous.

639
00:37:11,791 --> 00:37:14,500
Don't challenge us
and don't think we're distracted.

640
00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:16,375
- Yes?
- Echelon is standing by

641
00:37:16,458 --> 00:37:18,208
- for system security update.
- Please.

642
00:37:23,291 --> 00:37:24,500
This is Kirk.

643
00:37:24,583 --> 00:37:26,041
This is Echelon Director Adams.

644
00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:28,833
Please confirm voiceprint
and retinal scan.

645
00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:35,291
Alpha, Echo, Bravo, Alpha, Charlie,

646
00:37:35,375 --> 00:37:36,958
Zulu, Tango.

647
00:37:37,041 --> 00:37:38,666
Voiceprint confirmed.

648
00:37:44,166 --> 00:37:46,125
Biometrics confirmed.

649
00:37:46,208 --> 00:37:48,916
Commence continuity
of government protocol.

650
00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:54,541
Sir.

651
00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:57,125
What's happening?

652
00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:58,916
They're rebooting the system.

653
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,458
In three, two, one.

654
00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:12,541
Almost there.

655
00:38:16,666 --> 00:38:17,958
Someone's inside the system.

656
00:38:19,291 --> 00:38:20,791
Uh, wh-what's happening?

657
00:38:23,875 --> 00:38:27,250
We are now in control of Echelon.

658
00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:31,750
Now we're talking.

659
00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:33,916
There's our ride to Warsaw.

660
00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:39,541
We can't just walk down
and ask them for a lift.

661
00:38:39,625 --> 00:38:41,333
I'd agree with you, but you're wrong.

662
00:38:41,416 --> 00:38:42,625
We can.

663
00:38:43,875 --> 00:38:46,833
We're two of the most recognizable men
on the planet.

664
00:38:46,916 --> 00:38:49,416
Ha. You're not even one of the most
recognizable British people.

665
00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:50,666
You get my point.

666
00:38:50,750 --> 00:38:52,916
The point is we need help,
we ask them for help.

667
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,708
What part of "keep our heads down"
don't you understand?

668
00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:56,916
- You got a better idea?
- Yeah, I do.

669
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,916
I say we move fast,
creep along that tree line

670
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,875
and hot-wire that car over there.

671
00:39:06,208 --> 00:39:07,875
Since when do you know how to hot-wire?

672
00:39:07,958 --> 00:39:09,125
I don't, but you do.

673
00:39:09,208 --> 00:39:11,750
You got busted at 16
for stealing your neighbor's Camaro.

674
00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:13,250
Where'd you hear about that?

675
00:39:13,333 --> 00:39:14,958
I vetted you.

676
00:39:15,041 --> 00:39:16,333
You vetted me?

677
00:39:16,416 --> 00:39:17,541
I'm the President of the United States.

678
00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:19,083
You don't vet me. I vet you.

679
00:39:20,833 --> 00:39:22,250
Well, did you vet me?

680
00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:24,458
- Not the point.
- Yeah.

681
00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:32,708
Come on. Come on.

682
00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:35,333
Yeah, there he is.

683
00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:37,666
Boys.

684
00:39:42,208 --> 00:39:44,041
Oh, no.

685
00:39:46,208 --> 00:39:48,416
We have incoming.

686
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:49,541
I'm going to talk to them.

687
00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:51,000
- They'll give us a ride.
- No, no, no.

688
00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:53,750
You're gonna start this car,
and we're gonna get out of here.

689
00:39:53,833 --> 00:39:56,291
Trust me. I poll really well
with young men who drink beer.

690
00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:57,625
I speak their language.

691
00:39:57,708 --> 00:39:59,250
Except you literally
don't speak their language.

692
00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:00,708
Cinema is the international language.

693
00:40:00,791 --> 00:40:02,083
- Watch the magic.
- Will. Hey.

694
00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:04,166
Hey, fellas, how's it going?

695
00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:08,791
We got a little turned around.
We could use some help.

696
00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:11,166
It's me, Will Derringer.

697
00:40:13,083 --> 00:40:15,916
You know, Water Cobra.

698
00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:24,375
Huh, still nothing?

699
00:40:25,541 --> 00:40:26,750
Nice watch.

700
00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:29,166
- Huh?
- I think you should give him the watch.

701
00:40:31,333 --> 00:40:33,208
Let me try it on.

702
00:40:33,291 --> 00:40:35,833
This is a gift from Keanu
when we wrapped Carnage 2.

703
00:40:35,916 --> 00:40:38,500
Yeah, well, I hope Keanu gifted you
some kung fu lessons,

704
00:40:38,583 --> 00:40:40,541
'cause we're about
to get our asses kicked.

705
00:40:40,625 --> 00:40:42,083
Man, read the room.

706
00:40:44,583 --> 00:40:45,583
See?

707
00:40:47,166 --> 00:40:48,750
That's enough!

708
00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:52,541
On your right!

709
00:40:59,125 --> 00:41:00,458
Oh, sorry.

710
00:41:08,625 --> 00:41:10,000
Don't.

711
00:41:11,625 --> 00:41:12,791
Stop!

712
00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:14,166
I said, stop!

713
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:19,791
What have you done?

714
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,916
You are dead men.

715
00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:41,958
Hey!

716
00:41:45,416 --> 00:41:46,833
Ah, God.

717
00:41:46,916 --> 00:41:48,375
You okay?

718
00:42:40,416 --> 00:42:42,125
Get your asses home!

719
00:42:42,208 --> 00:42:44,083
You half-witted cretins!

720
00:42:48,958 --> 00:42:50,875
Yankees?

721
00:42:50,958 --> 00:42:53,333
No, no, no. Canadians.

722
00:42:53,416 --> 00:42:54,916
Why'd you say Canadians?
Everybody loves Americans.

723
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,458
Americans love Americans.
Today we're Canadians.

724
00:42:56,541 --> 00:42:57,500
Trust me.

725
00:42:57,583 --> 00:42:59,250
Where you go?

726
00:42:59,333 --> 00:43:02,208
Across the border to Warsaw.

727
00:43:02,291 --> 00:43:04,250
Papers?

728
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:06,875
No papers.

729
00:43:08,458 --> 00:43:09,958
Okay.

730
00:43:10,041 --> 00:43:11,458
I take you.

731
00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:15,041
I have great ride.

732
00:43:45,458 --> 00:43:48,083
Eh, it'll be great for our memoirs.

733
00:43:48,166 --> 00:43:49,916
"Chapter 14.

734
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,875
It was exactly like when Churchill met FDR
for the first time,

735
00:43:52,958 --> 00:43:56,625
just with an added splash of sheep shit."

736
00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:58,541
Could be worse.

737
00:43:58,625 --> 00:44:00,916
We're experiencing
the kindness of a stranger.

738
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,708
We're en route to safety.

739
00:44:02,791 --> 00:44:04,541
Shortly after we get there,
we'll make our enemies feel

740
00:44:04,625 --> 00:44:06,208
the ripple of our wrath.

741
00:44:06,291 --> 00:44:07,750
Is-is that the...

742
00:44:07,833 --> 00:44:09,750
Battle cry of the central character

743
00:44:09,833 --> 00:44:11,291
in one of the most seminal
action franchises

744
00:44:11,375 --> 00:44:12,750
in the last decade? Hell yeah.

745
00:44:15,041 --> 00:44:16,125
What?

746
00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:18,333
What do you Brits know
about slogans anyway?

747
00:44:18,416 --> 00:44:20,166
"Keep calm and carry on."

748
00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:21,791
You know,
that-that's actually like saying,

749
00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:23,791
"Do nothing and continue
to do nothing," right?

750
00:44:23,875 --> 00:44:27,000
Yeah, we don't all fetishize taglines
to the same degree.

751
00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:28,708
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

752
00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,458
Well, here's what I don't get, okay?

753
00:44:30,541 --> 00:44:32,875
If life is such a Möbius strip
of failure and futility,

754
00:44:32,958 --> 00:44:34,833
why would you want to lead
an entire nation?

755
00:44:34,916 --> 00:44:36,458
I just like sitting in musty old rooms,

756
00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:39,166
arguing with boring old men
about tax code.

757
00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:41,083
- Okay?
- That's a good one.

758
00:44:42,916 --> 00:44:44,250
Seriously.

759
00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:46,750
Why would you want to run
for highest office in the land?

760
00:44:49,375 --> 00:44:51,041
Yeah, fine. Me first.

761
00:44:51,125 --> 00:44:53,666
Did you know I didn't travel
outside the U.S.

762
00:44:53,750 --> 00:44:56,625
until I was 28 years old?

763
00:44:56,708 --> 00:44:58,958
First Water Cobra press tour.

764
00:44:59,041 --> 00:45:02,458
And it was there I realized,
man, there are awesome people everywhere.

765
00:45:02,541 --> 00:45:05,375
But the world is so damn fractured.

766
00:45:05,458 --> 00:45:08,708
So I figured if I could use my celebrity,
even just for a little bit,

767
00:45:08,791 --> 00:45:11,166
to bring people together,
wouldn't that be a good thing?

768
00:45:13,958 --> 00:45:16,958
Okay. What's your excuse?

769
00:45:17,041 --> 00:45:20,166
Certainly not about believing
you'd deliver people to better days.

770
00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:22,000
I believe in better days.

771
00:45:22,083 --> 00:45:26,500
In fact, this day has got me believing
in better days

772
00:45:26,583 --> 00:45:29,458
more than any other day,
because any day would be better

773
00:45:29,541 --> 00:45:32,250
than being stuck in the muck
with you and a bunch of...

774
00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:33,541
You having a rough one, huh?

775
00:45:33,625 --> 00:45:35,375
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

776
00:45:35,458 --> 00:45:37,375
Take it up with your security detail.

777
00:45:39,416 --> 00:45:41,416
Or my security detail.

778
00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:43,500
Or anybody on that flight.

779
00:45:59,750 --> 00:46:01,375
Down, down, down, down, down.

780
00:46:10,458 --> 00:46:12,875
Passports and documents for the livestock.

781
00:46:18,333 --> 00:46:20,250
Kill the engine and get out.

782
00:46:48,875 --> 00:46:50,958
Maybe we could make a deal?

783
00:46:52,125 --> 00:46:53,333
What?

784
00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:07,250
Think I'm ready to write
those memoirs now.

785
00:47:32,833 --> 00:47:34,875
Thank you.

786
00:47:34,958 --> 00:47:36,041
Take this.

787
00:47:38,041 --> 00:47:40,333
It was my pleasure...

788
00:47:40,416 --> 00:47:41,958
Mr. President.

789
00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:46,166
Good luck to both of you.

790
00:48:09,666 --> 00:48:12,583
Sir, Echelon intercepted
security footage

791
00:48:12,666 --> 00:48:18,166
from a CIA safe house in Warsaw
that just buzzed in two guests.

792
00:48:19,833 --> 00:48:21,125
With all due respect,

793
00:48:21,208 --> 00:48:23,333
we got what we needed
when we took down Air Force One.

794
00:48:23,416 --> 00:48:25,541
Quiet your mouth.

795
00:48:25,625 --> 00:48:27,583
And we kept our footprint tight,

796
00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:29,666
so who cares if they live?

797
00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:32,250
They die because I say they die.

798
00:48:38,375 --> 00:48:40,250
They're alive. Warsaw.

799
00:48:41,708 --> 00:48:43,250
Warsaw! Let's go!

800
00:48:58,375 --> 00:48:59,666
You're alive.

801
00:48:59,750 --> 00:49:00,916
Oh.

802
00:49:03,458 --> 00:49:05,208
Okay. Hey.

803
00:49:05,291 --> 00:49:08,291
- Are you crying because of me?
- Hell yeah, I am, man.

804
00:49:08,375 --> 00:49:10,333
I mean, sir.

805
00:49:10,416 --> 00:49:12,083
I'm sorry. Marty Comer.

806
00:49:12,166 --> 00:49:14,041
Oh, well.

807
00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:15,416
Station agent.

808
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:17,208
A huge fan.

809
00:49:17,291 --> 00:49:18,583
Patriot.

810
00:49:18,666 --> 00:49:20,333
Sam Clarke, British prime minister.

811
00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:22,666
- Can we come in?
- Yeah.

812
00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:24,500
Yeah, of course, of course.

813
00:49:24,583 --> 00:49:26,041
Like, now?

814
00:49:26,125 --> 00:49:27,500
- Yeah, now.
- Thank you.

815
00:49:27,583 --> 00:49:28,625
Right this way.

816
00:49:28,708 --> 00:49:32,666
Okay, so I know this sounds,
uh, bonkers, but...

817
00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:34,041
What's the playbook on this?

818
00:49:34,125 --> 00:49:35,666
For this?

819
00:49:36,916 --> 00:49:38,083
Th-There is no damn playbook.

820
00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:39,875
I mean— And we got lots of playbooks.

821
00:49:39,958 --> 00:49:41,916
Ones that account for pole shifts,

822
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,375
computers becoming self-aware,
space monkey attacks,

823
00:49:44,458 --> 00:49:46,166
all kinds of hectic shit.

824
00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:50,083
But, uh, none that contemplate
you two sauntering in here

825
00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:52,166
after dying in front of
the entire planet's eyes.

826
00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:54,416
So no playbook?

827
00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:55,875
Let's make one.

828
00:49:55,958 --> 00:50:00,166
They say never meet your heroes,
but to them I say:

829
00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:02,583
You've never met
President William Matthew Derringer.

830
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:05,000
Your initials are WMD?

831
00:50:05,083 --> 00:50:06,791
Yeah. Pretty bitchin', right?

832
00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:11,750
Follow me, gentlemen.

833
00:50:11,833 --> 00:50:13,166
Your timing's great, by the way.

834
00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:16,416
The ambassador just recalled
all in-country personnel to the embassy.

835
00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:19,416
It's a real nut punch
in a Ziploc bag out there.

836
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:21,791
And it ain't exactly a coincidence,
if you ask me.

837
00:50:21,875 --> 00:50:23,666
W-Wait, what's not?

838
00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:25,083
Well, first you two go down,

839
00:50:25,166 --> 00:50:28,625
and then someone rolls a political grenade
into that NATO conference.

840
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:32,958
You guys didn't hear?

841
00:50:33,041 --> 00:50:35,750
No, we've had a pretty busy day.

842
00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:37,958
Well, apparently,

843
00:50:38,041 --> 00:50:41,666
Echelon servers were infiltrated.

844
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,041
Two hours ago,

845
00:50:46,125 --> 00:50:49,000
a tranche of classified documents
were leaked,

846
00:50:49,083 --> 00:50:52,791
exposing decades of covert activity
amongst NATO members:

847
00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:58,375
industrial espionage, economic sabotage
and the influencing of foreign elections.

848
00:50:58,458 --> 00:50:59,916
And the real pisser?

849
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,833
These weren't acts committed against
enemy nations but against each other.

850
00:51:02,916 --> 00:51:04,791
These were friends against friends.

851
00:51:04,875 --> 00:51:07,708
I'm talking some real Monica and Rachel
season two shit.

852
00:51:07,791 --> 00:51:10,916
I mean, tomorrow's summit's
gonna be a monkey knife fight

853
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,000
in a telephone booth.

854
00:51:13,083 --> 00:51:15,333
Germany just found out
France embedded journalists

855
00:51:15,416 --> 00:51:17,125
to influence their last election.

856
00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:19,416
The Czech Republic wants Italy
kicked out of the building

857
00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:21,166
for trying to tank their economy.

858
00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:25,750
All while we're locked out of the most
powerful surveillance tool on this planet.

859
00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:27,541
How many files are we talking about?

860
00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:29,375
20,000 and counting.

861
00:51:29,458 --> 00:51:32,083
It's the most damaging leak
of state secrets in history.

862
00:51:32,166 --> 00:51:35,625
Someone is using Echelon
to tear at the very fabric of NATO.

863
00:51:35,708 --> 00:51:38,916
Sounds like NATO has been
tearing at the fabric of itself.

864
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,916
Bet you're dying to say "I told you so."

865
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,375
Excuse me?

866
00:51:42,458 --> 00:51:45,375
You ran your primaries on "America first."

867
00:51:46,416 --> 00:51:50,625
Simone, I am allowing you to be
in this room out of respect for Will.

868
00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:51,708
Allowing me?

869
00:51:51,791 --> 00:51:56,166
But please don't ever insinuate
that I'm not all in on this alliance.

870
00:51:56,250 --> 00:52:00,958
If NATO falls, there's no more backstop
against despots and dictators.

871
00:52:01,041 --> 00:52:02,583
They run unchecked.

872
00:52:02,666 --> 00:52:04,875
It could set off a series of events
that-that would

873
00:52:04,958 --> 00:52:06,833
destabilize Europe
and the rest of the world.

874
00:52:06,916 --> 00:52:11,416
We are talking about the potential
for increased conflict, chaos

875
00:52:11,500 --> 00:52:15,916
and the very real threat
of war on a global scale.

876
00:52:17,750 --> 00:52:19,166
We put our heads above water.

877
00:52:19,250 --> 00:52:20,583
Call the embassy.
Let them know you have us.

878
00:52:20,666 --> 00:52:24,083
No, we have to assume
all high command posts are compromised.

879
00:52:24,166 --> 00:52:25,791
Bullshit.

880
00:52:25,875 --> 00:52:28,125
We are in a secure U.S. facility.

881
00:52:28,208 --> 00:52:29,458
You guys want a hit of these Pringles?

882
00:52:29,541 --> 00:52:32,583
Last time I was in one of those,
we got shot out of the sky at 40,000 feet.

883
00:52:32,666 --> 00:52:33,625
Hmm?

884
00:52:33,708 --> 00:52:35,500
Make the call.

885
00:52:35,583 --> 00:52:37,541
- Mm-hmm.
- Don't make the call.

886
00:52:37,625 --> 00:52:39,250
Make the call.

887
00:52:39,333 --> 00:52:41,416
- Hmm.
- Don't make the call.

888
00:52:42,458 --> 00:52:44,875
- I can't make the call.
- I'm the commander in chief!

889
00:52:44,958 --> 00:52:46,541
- Make the goddamn call.
- The line's dead.

890
00:52:48,250 --> 00:52:49,875
Is that normal?

891
00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:51,625
No.

892
00:53:03,666 --> 00:53:05,166
Somebody really wants us dead.

893
00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:06,583
We're safe, we're in a safe house, right?

894
00:53:09,708 --> 00:53:11,166
We got this.

895
00:53:13,125 --> 00:53:15,333
That feel safe enough for you?

896
00:53:28,875 --> 00:53:30,000
Shit.

897
00:53:30,083 --> 00:53:31,750
Not in the movies now, son.

898
00:53:50,333 --> 00:53:51,833
Okay, listen up.

899
00:53:51,916 --> 00:53:54,416
I'm gonna get you guys out of here,
but just in case things do go south,

900
00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:56,458
best to beat a retreat
through the secondary exit.

901
00:53:56,541 --> 00:53:58,416
That's a left out of here,
down the hall, make a left.

902
00:53:58,500 --> 00:53:59,750
That's the bunk room.

903
00:53:59,833 --> 00:54:01,958
Another right, you should see
a poster on the wall.

904
00:54:02,041 --> 00:54:05,791
You punch through that poster,
you should be good to go.

905
00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:14,708
Feed me, boys.

906
00:55:04,958 --> 00:55:06,875
All of you in here! Now!

907
00:55:23,916 --> 00:55:25,583
That boy's a nutter.

908
00:55:25,666 --> 00:55:28,708
Maybe, but he's America's nutter.

909
00:56:08,708 --> 00:56:10,250
Let's move.

910
00:56:39,666 --> 00:56:41,583
Get out of here.

911
00:56:45,833 --> 00:56:47,125
Go!

912
00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:01,375
Come on!

913
00:57:01,458 --> 00:57:03,750
No, no, this way. He said right!

914
00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:06,708
Damn it!

915
00:57:10,416 --> 00:57:12,416
No, no, Rambo! Come on!

916
00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:17,375
Oh, found the poster.

917
00:57:17,458 --> 00:57:18,416
Punch it.

918
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:20,333
Oh, goddamn it.

919
00:57:20,416 --> 00:57:22,000
- What's the problem?
- I can't.

920
00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:26,666
You having a laugh?

921
00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:27,833
Come on!

922
00:57:27,916 --> 00:57:29,083
Forgive me.

923
00:57:53,291 --> 00:57:54,958
I think I killed that guy.

924
00:57:55,041 --> 00:57:57,500
Only thing you killed is the wall.

925
00:57:57,583 --> 00:57:59,208
I have to say, though,

926
00:57:59,291 --> 00:58:01,500
you do look good with a gun in your hand.

927
00:58:04,958 --> 00:58:06,375
- You should go.
- No, you go.

928
00:58:11,708 --> 00:58:13,083
Drop your guns!

929
00:58:15,541 --> 00:58:16,958
We have them.

930
00:58:17,041 --> 00:58:19,000
Coming down.

931
00:58:48,083 --> 00:58:49,291
Noel?

932
00:58:50,333 --> 00:58:51,833
Sam?

933
00:58:53,208 --> 00:58:56,958
- I thought you were dead.
- I thought you were dead.

934
00:58:57,041 --> 00:58:58,416
How are you not dead?

935
00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:00,333
You two know each other?

936
00:59:00,416 --> 00:59:03,208
- We...
- We worked together. Back in the day.

937
00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:07,541
How'd you find us?

938
00:59:19,375 --> 00:59:20,625
All right, I'll tell you!

939
00:59:23,416 --> 00:59:24,958
Hey! Hey!

940
00:59:33,083 --> 00:59:35,125
Long story.

941
00:59:35,208 --> 00:59:36,541
Hey, where's your backup?

942
00:59:36,625 --> 00:59:38,666
There is no backup.

943
00:59:52,708 --> 00:59:54,875
I've been trailing Gradov since Spain.

944
00:59:54,958 --> 00:59:57,250
- Victor Gradov is behind this?
- The gun guy?
- Mm-hmm.

945
00:59:57,333 --> 00:59:58,666
So you're saying
this is all payback

946
00:59:58,750 --> 01:00:00,416
because we stopped him building nukes?

947
01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:03,041
That way. Gradov wasn't building a nuke.

948
01:00:03,125 --> 01:00:05,000
But he was a weapons developer.

949
01:00:05,083 --> 01:00:06,458
He was, but his son wasn't.

950
01:00:06,541 --> 01:00:08,000
Yeah, what's his son got to do with it?

951
01:00:08,083 --> 01:00:09,166
His son was a scientist.

952
01:00:09,250 --> 01:00:12,375
He was brilliant
and made incredible breakthroughs.

953
01:00:12,458 --> 01:00:13,833
He was on the brink of onlining

954
01:00:13,916 --> 01:00:17,666
the first ever nuclear reactor
incapable of melting down.

955
01:00:17,750 --> 01:00:19,416
The pebble-bed technology.

956
01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:21,416
Our pebble-bed technology?

957
01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:23,416
The same technology I just told
the world that we developed?

958
01:00:23,500 --> 01:00:25,125
You're telling me Gradov's son
invented it?

959
01:00:25,208 --> 01:00:26,333
He was close.

960
01:00:26,416 --> 01:00:28,333
He still needed the enriched plutonium,

961
01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:30,375
which his father procured
from the black market.

962
01:00:30,458 --> 01:00:31,958
Echelon picked up on that transaction.

963
01:00:32,041 --> 01:00:35,000
Of course we assumed
it was to build a weapon.

964
01:00:35,083 --> 01:00:38,250
So we did what one does
when faced with a nuclear threat.

965
01:00:38,333 --> 01:00:40,291
You dropped warheads on foreheads?

966
01:00:40,375 --> 01:00:41,791
We did.

967
01:00:41,875 --> 01:00:43,833
Gradov's son was amongst the dead.

968
01:00:43,916 --> 01:00:46,916
The operation was sanctioned by NATO.

969
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,875
We couldn't risk the chance
that he was building a nuke.

970
01:00:50,958 --> 01:00:53,208
Millions of lives were at stake.

971
01:00:53,291 --> 01:00:56,791
It was only in the aftermath we realized
what was actually being developed.

972
01:00:56,875 --> 01:00:58,000
So with the help of Echelon,

973
01:00:58,083 --> 01:00:59,625
we procured the schematics
for the pebble-bed tech.

974
01:00:59,708 --> 01:01:01,625
Get back.

975
01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:11,291
So we took his son's life
and then his legacy, huh?

976
01:01:11,375 --> 01:01:14,083
Which we were about to take
a big victory lap for in Trieste.

977
01:01:14,166 --> 01:01:15,333
Correct me if I'm doing the math wrong,

978
01:01:15,416 --> 01:01:17,541
- but we're the assholes here.
- Okay, look.

979
01:01:17,625 --> 01:01:20,000
Gradov's son didn't die because of us.

980
01:01:20,083 --> 01:01:22,833
He died because he's the son of the devil.

981
01:01:22,916 --> 01:01:24,166
Let's keep it moving.

982
01:01:25,166 --> 01:01:26,750
Gradov couldn't have
done all this

983
01:01:26,833 --> 01:01:28,750
without top-level security clearance.

984
01:01:28,833 --> 01:01:31,833
Okay, so then the question is:
Who was Gradov working with on the inside?

985
01:01:31,916 --> 01:01:34,666
Got to start with the guy
who put us both in that plane.

986
01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:36,041
What?

987
01:01:36,125 --> 01:01:37,750
You weren't supposed to fly with me.

988
01:01:37,833 --> 01:01:40,458
Somebody put that idea
in your head, insisted on it.

989
01:01:42,166 --> 01:01:43,833
Quincy.

990
01:01:48,333 --> 01:01:50,541
A safe house was hit in Warsaw.

991
01:01:50,625 --> 01:01:52,458
What are you thinking?

992
01:01:52,541 --> 01:01:53,916
Could be Will and Sam?

993
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,333
There must have been something
in there worth going after.

994
01:01:57,416 --> 01:01:58,708
We have to consider the possibility...

995
01:01:58,791 --> 01:02:00,041
Did you not see what we all saw?

996
01:02:00,125 --> 01:02:02,958
They went down with Air Force One.

997
01:02:03,041 --> 01:02:05,791
I'm not giving up hope. Not yet.

998
01:02:05,875 --> 01:02:07,208
None of us should be.

999
01:02:07,291 --> 01:02:10,166
We need to focus all our energies
on this Echelon leak.

1000
01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:11,583
The rhetoric is heating up.

1001
01:02:11,666 --> 01:02:14,791
But if there's even a chance
that Will and Sam are still alive...

1002
01:02:14,875 --> 01:02:16,541
We put CIA on the safe house in Warsaw.

1003
01:02:16,625 --> 01:02:18,083
And right here in this building,

1004
01:02:18,166 --> 01:02:20,291
the focus is on stopping
the bleeding with NATO.

1005
01:02:20,375 --> 01:02:23,791
I want an audience with Italy,
Germany and France as soon as possible.

1006
01:02:23,875 --> 01:02:26,083
It's time these guys
stopped clutching their pearls

1007
01:02:26,166 --> 01:02:27,916
and get on with the business of leading.

1008
01:02:29,250 --> 01:02:30,666
It's my son. Excuse me.

1009
01:02:30,750 --> 01:02:32,291
Hi, sweetheart.

1010
01:02:32,375 --> 01:02:35,583
Simone, I appreciate
how much Will meant to you.

1011
01:02:35,666 --> 01:02:38,500
I know he was like a brother,
but he's gone.

1012
01:02:38,583 --> 01:02:40,458
They're both gone.

1013
01:02:40,541 --> 01:02:42,958
You need to start wrapping
your head around that.

1014
01:02:47,125 --> 01:02:49,583
- There's no way it's Quincy.
- How can you be sure?

1015
01:02:49,666 --> 01:02:51,583
He's been my chief of staff for six years.

1016
01:02:51,666 --> 01:02:53,083
I known him since university.

1017
01:02:53,166 --> 01:02:54,708
The way normal people know him
or the way you know people?

1018
01:02:54,791 --> 01:02:56,916
Ah, don't start that shit again.

1019
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,541
Does he like bangers and mash
or fish and chips?

1020
01:02:58,625 --> 01:03:00,625
Ah, I see what you did there.

1021
01:03:00,708 --> 01:03:03,208
Sneaking the fish and chips
back into the conversation.

1022
01:03:03,291 --> 01:03:05,625
You must be exhausted
trying to figure that out.

1023
01:03:05,708 --> 01:03:06,791
Stop chipping away at each other.

1024
01:03:06,875 --> 01:03:08,125
We need to be on the same page.

1025
01:03:08,208 --> 01:03:09,375
Did she just hit us with a pun?

1026
01:03:09,458 --> 01:03:10,791
She loves a pun.

1027
01:03:10,875 --> 01:03:13,041
I tried to tell her
puns are for simple people.

1028
01:03:13,125 --> 01:03:14,875
- I love puns.
- My point exactly.

1029
01:03:14,958 --> 01:03:16,291
Guys!

1030
01:03:17,291 --> 01:03:18,916
Over here.

1031
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,041
Come on.

1032
01:03:21,125 --> 01:03:23,458
Look, right now
the key is getting to Trieste.

1033
01:03:23,541 --> 01:03:25,708
Trieste? How far away
is the U.S. embassy from here?

1034
01:03:25,791 --> 01:03:26,833
They can help us.

1035
01:03:26,916 --> 01:03:28,916
We're not going to the embassy.

1036
01:03:30,166 --> 01:03:31,583
Wait, why won't anyone
let me go to my embassy?

1037
01:03:31,666 --> 01:03:33,500
What does everybody suddenly
have against embassies?

1038
01:03:35,500 --> 01:03:36,708
We have to presume

1039
01:03:36,791 --> 01:03:38,916
that all high command posts
are compromised.

1040
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,458
Say that again, I'm gonna scream.

1041
01:03:40,541 --> 01:03:42,750
Not just a conventional scream,
a guttural wail.

1042
01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:44,791
Let's go.

1043
01:03:44,875 --> 01:03:47,708
Listen, I'm the commander in chief.

1044
01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:49,916
Okay, respectfully, sir, no, you're not.

1045
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,958
The vice president was sworn in
a few hours ago.

1046
01:03:53,041 --> 01:03:55,833
And he has never been
commander in chief of anything.

1047
01:03:55,916 --> 01:03:57,125
The king is.

1048
01:03:57,208 --> 01:04:00,541
In fact, he's the only head of state
that's not an actual head of state.

1049
01:04:00,625 --> 01:04:02,125
Again, king.

1050
01:04:02,208 --> 01:04:04,583
You're just two guys
that are shit out of luck.

1051
01:04:04,666 --> 01:04:06,000
So let's go.

1052
01:04:06,083 --> 01:04:07,458
Come on.

1053
01:04:15,208 --> 01:04:16,833
You are now my package.

1054
01:04:16,916 --> 01:04:18,166
My mission.

1055
01:04:18,250 --> 01:04:19,833
And my mission is to deliver you alive

1056
01:04:19,916 --> 01:04:22,083
to the most secure location
on this continent,

1057
01:04:22,166 --> 01:04:24,791
and that is the NATO summit in Trieste.

1058
01:04:24,875 --> 01:04:27,291
And my best shot at keeping
this mission on track

1059
01:04:27,375 --> 01:04:29,000
is that train.

1060
01:04:31,416 --> 01:04:34,041
Pun, this time, not intended!

1061
01:04:34,125 --> 01:04:36,333
You seem very "locomotivated"!

1062
01:04:36,416 --> 01:04:39,166
Trying to make sure
this thing doesn't go off the rails!

1063
01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:40,250
Ha!

1064
01:04:40,333 --> 01:04:41,916
Well, that confirms it!

1065
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,083
I died in that plane crash,
and this is hell!

1066
01:04:50,208 --> 01:04:51,208
Come on!

1067
01:04:55,583 --> 01:04:58,375
- You good?
- Thank you.

1068
01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:04,500
About your team in Spain.

1069
01:06:07,458 --> 01:06:09,166
We've all lost a lot.

1070
01:06:11,041 --> 01:06:12,875
Look, I-I owe you a...

1071
01:06:12,958 --> 01:06:14,875
Please don't say an apology.

1072
01:06:14,958 --> 01:06:18,458
An explanation for disappearing
after Tripoli.

1073
01:06:20,041 --> 01:06:21,416
What happened in Tripoli?

1074
01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:26,375
None of your business. Go back to sleep.

1075
01:06:26,458 --> 01:06:28,791
Okay, first of all,
you didn't disappear in Tripoli.

1076
01:06:28,875 --> 01:06:30,791
You appeared everywhere.

1077
01:06:30,875 --> 01:06:32,541
You were on TV, newspapers,
social media...

1078
01:06:32,625 --> 01:06:33,958
I was running for office.

1079
01:06:34,041 --> 01:06:35,791
You were running away.

1080
01:06:35,875 --> 01:06:36,958
Was it love?

1081
01:06:38,041 --> 01:06:40,333
Were you running away from love?

1082
01:06:40,416 --> 01:06:42,458
Can you stay in your lane?

1083
01:06:42,541 --> 01:06:45,333
And you could have come with me.

1084
01:06:45,416 --> 01:06:47,125
On the campaign trail?

1085
01:06:47,208 --> 01:06:48,541
Like, go on breakfast TV

1086
01:06:48,625 --> 01:06:51,166
and share my mom's lasagna recipe
with the world?

1087
01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:53,541
We would have been together.

1088
01:06:53,625 --> 01:06:55,083
No, Sam.

1089
01:06:56,458 --> 01:06:58,916
We couldn't have been together.

1090
01:07:02,166 --> 01:07:03,375
I'm gonna go get something to eat.

1091
01:07:03,458 --> 01:07:05,208
Can I get you anything, Mr. President?

1092
01:07:05,291 --> 01:07:07,708
I'll have whatever you're having.

1093
01:07:07,791 --> 01:07:09,166
You got it.

1094
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,208
I'm just gonna go out on a limb here.

1095
01:07:21,291 --> 01:07:24,083
You two did a little more than
work together back in the day, huh?

1096
01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:27,541
I mean, she seems nice.

1097
01:07:27,625 --> 01:07:30,166
A lot better than
that best friend chief of staff of yours

1098
01:07:30,250 --> 01:07:31,875
that's a sleeper spy insurgent.

1099
01:07:31,958 --> 01:07:34,125
We're not having this conversation.

1100
01:07:34,208 --> 01:07:37,041
Listen, man,
she's a little emotionally distant.

1101
01:07:37,125 --> 01:07:38,666
Great sense of humor, though.

1102
01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:40,708
Hey.

1103
01:07:40,791 --> 01:07:42,625
Why'd you guys split up?

1104
01:07:42,708 --> 01:07:45,375
And he's back. Back to questions.

1105
01:07:45,458 --> 01:07:47,083
Come on. What happened in Tripoli?

1106
01:07:47,166 --> 01:07:48,500
- Don't.
- Come on.

1107
01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:51,083
- What happened in Tripoli, Sam?
- Stop saying "Tripoli"!

1108
01:07:51,166 --> 01:07:53,416
Fine, what happened
in the capital city of Libya?

1109
01:07:55,166 --> 01:07:57,541
It's where I told her
that I wanted to run for office.

1110
01:07:57,625 --> 01:07:58,666
Are you happy now?

1111
01:07:58,750 --> 01:08:00,000
And why'd you want to run for office?

1112
01:08:00,083 --> 01:08:01,125
Oh, God, are you still going?

1113
01:08:01,208 --> 01:08:02,333
Why'd you want to run for office, Sam?

1114
01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:04,750
Because, because I wanted
to build a better world

1115
01:08:04,833 --> 01:08:07,750
for her and I to grow old in together!

1116
01:08:11,666 --> 01:08:13,083
That's...

1117
01:08:15,666 --> 01:08:17,916
the most romantic
goddamn thing I've ever heard.

1118
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,000
Yeah, well, she didn't...

1119
01:08:20,083 --> 01:08:22,083
she didn't see it that way.

1120
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:27,958
- Shit!
- Whoa, whoa. We can talk this out.

1121
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,208
I know you're both enamored
with the sound of your own voice,

1122
01:08:31,291 --> 01:08:33,666
but there's no more talking.

1123
01:08:36,375 --> 01:08:38,708
What the hell?

1124
01:08:50,625 --> 01:08:52,500
Oh, shit.

1125
01:08:52,583 --> 01:08:54,500
Didn't see that coming.

1126
01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:58,416
Already short on time as it is.

1127
01:08:58,500 --> 01:09:00,416
Drop it.

1128
01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:02,333
Whoa, hey.

1129
01:09:02,416 --> 01:09:04,291
- Don't shoot him.
- We need to hear him out.

1130
01:09:04,375 --> 01:09:06,916
You want to hear him out?
Let's do it on the move.

1131
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:08,875
Come on.

1132
01:09:11,166 --> 01:09:14,500
All I wanted to do
was live my days out in peace,

1133
01:09:14,583 --> 01:09:17,416
but Gradov found me,
put his claws into me,

1134
01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:20,708
made me do things I never wanted to do.

1135
01:09:20,791 --> 01:09:22,958
But what's happening now,

1136
01:09:23,041 --> 01:09:26,458
what we've set into motion now,
it's a bridge too far.

1137
01:09:29,041 --> 01:09:31,041
I know you've figured out
there's an insider

1138
01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:32,833
working at the highest levels
of government.

1139
01:09:32,916 --> 01:09:35,166
And, no, I...

1140
01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:37,041
I don't know...

1141
01:09:37,125 --> 01:09:39,708
I don't know...

1142
01:09:40,750 --> 01:09:42,291
I don't know who the insider is.

1143
01:09:42,375 --> 01:09:43,666
I never saw them face-to-face.

1144
01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:46,166
But they helped Gradov get into Echelon,

1145
01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:48,666
and they helped him take down
Air Force One.

1146
01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:50,500
Then how do we find out
who this insider is?

1147
01:09:50,583 --> 01:09:52,750
Through Gradov's secure communications.

1148
01:09:52,833 --> 01:09:55,375
Communications I designed.

1149
01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:59,250
But you'll have to get off
this train right now.

1150
01:09:59,333 --> 01:10:01,208
While it's moving?

1151
01:10:01,291 --> 01:10:04,458
Gradov's got the eyes of God
at his disposal.

1152
01:10:04,541 --> 01:10:08,041
They'll have a team waiting
at the next station to kill you.

1153
01:10:08,125 --> 01:10:09,791
- Great.
- Great.

1154
01:10:09,875 --> 01:10:11,916
Look, there's a building in Croatia

1155
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:16,166
I operated out of before
I ever knew the name Gradov.

1156
01:10:16,250 --> 01:10:20,166
Get to 12 Lavaska Street in Zadar.

1157
01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:24,583
There's a secure terminal there
on the fifth floor.

1158
01:10:24,666 --> 01:10:26,333
Give me your hand.

1159
01:10:29,583 --> 01:10:32,416
This prompt will run a program I designed

1160
01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:36,625
to trace communications he had with anyone

1161
01:10:36,708 --> 01:10:40,041
carrying compartmented security clearance.

1162
01:10:40,125 --> 01:10:44,500
Run the program, you'll find the insider.

1163
01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:48,416
You have to end this.

1164
01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:50,916
Gradov is insatiable.

1165
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,583
He'll never stop.

1166
01:10:56,291 --> 01:11:00,750
Feels nice to do something good
for a change.

1167
01:11:09,541 --> 01:11:11,083
Shit. Okay.

1168
01:11:11,166 --> 01:11:12,333
Okay.

1169
01:11:13,333 --> 01:11:15,041
You know what? We got this, okay?

1170
01:11:15,125 --> 01:11:17,666
Hell, I barrel-rolled off a freight train
in Death Jumpers.

1171
01:11:17,750 --> 01:11:19,041
No, you didn't. Your stuntman did.

1172
01:11:19,125 --> 01:11:21,083
Now? Now you want to bust me
on a technicality?

1173
01:11:21,166 --> 01:11:23,541
Sir, respectfully, no one
is barrel-rolling off of this train.

1174
01:11:23,625 --> 01:11:25,458
I think it's time to raise your heads.

1175
01:11:25,541 --> 01:11:27,166
- We have to call someone.
- No, no, no.

1176
01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:29,666
We have to assume that all
high command posts are compromised.

1177
01:11:29,750 --> 01:11:32,208
Yes, and if we resurface now,
the cover-up begins,

1178
01:11:32,291 --> 01:11:35,250
we never find out who's behind this,
and they get to fight another day.

1179
01:11:35,333 --> 01:11:37,750
So you'd rather jump off a train
that's going 40 miles an hour?

1180
01:11:37,833 --> 01:11:39,666
We've been taking this on the chin
for way too long,

1181
01:11:39,750 --> 01:11:42,291
and I'm done with being on the defensive!

1182
01:11:42,375 --> 01:11:45,083
Oh! Come on!

1183
01:11:45,166 --> 01:11:46,583
All right, hey!

1184
01:11:46,666 --> 01:11:48,416
Just tuck your chin to your chest!

1185
01:11:48,500 --> 01:11:49,833
Sure that's gonna make a difference?

1186
01:11:49,916 --> 01:11:51,166
Trust me!

1187
01:11:54,958 --> 01:11:56,208
I think he's okay.

1188
01:11:56,291 --> 01:11:57,625
Damn you.

1189
01:12:02,541 --> 01:12:04,166
Man up, Derringer.

1190
01:12:04,250 --> 01:12:05,916
You're the President of the United States.

1191
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,791
Stars and stripes forever!

1192
01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:15,125
At the CIA, we had a saying:

1193
01:12:15,208 --> 01:12:18,416
"The strength of the organization
is the individual.

1194
01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:21,958
The strength of the individual
is the organization."

1195
01:12:22,041 --> 01:12:26,250
The collective that sits in this room
is the living embodiment of that.

1196
01:12:26,333 --> 01:12:29,458
And someone out there is manipulating us.

1197
01:12:29,541 --> 01:12:31,791
Trying to tear us apart.

1198
01:12:31,875 --> 01:12:34,750
So let's send whoever's
behind this a message.

1199
01:12:34,833 --> 01:12:36,333
Swing in the other direction.

1200
01:12:36,416 --> 01:12:38,041
Double down on NATO.

1201
01:12:38,125 --> 01:12:41,291
Let it be known
that if you try and break this bond,

1202
01:12:41,375 --> 01:12:44,000
it will only make us stronger.

1203
01:12:44,083 --> 01:12:45,708
Those are
lovely sentiments.

1204
01:12:46,750 --> 01:12:49,416
But what you're asking for
is predicated on trust.

1205
01:12:51,166 --> 01:12:54,291
And I don't trust anyone in this room.

1206
01:12:54,375 --> 01:12:56,250
- Chancellor...
- It's fine.

1207
01:12:56,333 --> 01:12:57,333
Let him walk.

1208
01:12:57,416 --> 01:12:59,958
He's in a campaign season. He's scared.

1209
01:13:00,041 --> 01:13:03,791
You know what I'm going
to campaign on in the next cycle?

1210
01:13:03,875 --> 01:13:06,083
Withdrawing from this alliance.

1211
01:13:09,458 --> 01:13:10,541
It's okay.

1212
01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:12,416
We can hold this together.

1213
01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:15,458
The U.S. will cover the cost
of their contribution.

1214
01:13:17,083 --> 01:13:19,375
That's what we all need, isn't it?

1215
01:13:19,458 --> 01:13:21,000
I think so.

1216
01:13:21,083 --> 01:13:24,000
More American arrogance
shoved down our throats.

1217
01:13:25,750 --> 01:13:27,750
There will be a vote held in the morning

1218
01:13:27,833 --> 01:13:31,375
with 25 countries already on board
to disband NATO,

1219
01:13:31,458 --> 01:13:32,833
including Italy.

1220
01:13:32,916 --> 01:13:34,875
I'll see you there, Madam President.

1221
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:42,000
Man, the chin thing kind of worked, huh?

1222
01:13:42,083 --> 01:13:44,000
All right,
enough with the bloody chin thing.

1223
01:13:44,083 --> 01:13:46,916
You don't have a bloody chin
thanks to my killer pro tip.

1224
01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:50,916
Way to go, bro. You made her mad.

1225
01:14:08,333 --> 01:14:10,208
Thanks.

1226
01:14:10,291 --> 01:14:13,875
Geez, Hammond didn't have
an incredibly sexy taste in hideouts, huh?

1227
01:14:13,958 --> 01:14:16,000
Well, some people like to hide out
in old derelict buildings,

1228
01:14:16,083 --> 01:14:18,000
and others like to suck on sheep nipples.

1229
01:14:18,083 --> 01:14:20,708
- Who sucks on sheep nipples?
- Nobody sucks on sheep nipples!

1230
01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:25,458
Okay. God. Geez.

1231
01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:28,125
- What floor?
- Fifth.

1232
01:14:28,208 --> 01:14:29,708
All right.

1233
01:14:35,166 --> 01:14:36,750
Come on, Gym Strong.

1234
01:14:41,666 --> 01:14:43,041
There's nothing here.

1235
01:14:43,125 --> 01:14:45,125
Hammond, that lying son of a bitch.

1236
01:14:45,208 --> 01:14:47,583
Led us to a dead end.

1237
01:14:47,666 --> 01:14:48,875
Unless...

1238
01:14:52,291 --> 01:14:53,833
he didn't.

1239
01:15:09,958 --> 01:15:11,083
Well, nice.

1240
01:15:11,166 --> 01:15:12,333
Okay.

1241
01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:14,250
Do you hear that?

1242
01:15:25,916 --> 01:15:28,250
That does not look like the cavalry!

1243
01:15:31,583 --> 01:15:32,875
Lock yourselves in the safe room.

1244
01:15:32,958 --> 01:15:34,333
- I'm gonna go handle this.
- No, no, no.

1245
01:15:34,416 --> 01:15:36,625
You're the only one that can
get the intel off the server.

1246
01:15:36,708 --> 01:15:38,083
- I'll hold them off.
- Sam...

1247
01:15:38,166 --> 01:15:39,416
What, do you think I've lost a step?

1248
01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:40,500
I know you've lost a step.

1249
01:15:40,583 --> 01:15:42,291
I just don't want you dying on my watch.

1250
01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:43,708
Just go.

1251
01:15:43,791 --> 01:15:45,375
We got this.

1252
01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:49,166
You're coming with me. I need your hand.

1253
01:16:12,250 --> 01:16:13,750
I've been shot!

1254
01:16:20,041 --> 01:16:21,416
You okay?

1255
01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:23,458
Yep!

1256
01:16:26,875 --> 01:16:28,500
Hand.

1257
01:16:32,083 --> 01:16:33,166
Okay.

1258
01:16:51,375 --> 01:16:52,541
Oh, shit.

1259
01:17:04,791 --> 01:17:05,916
Is he okay?

1260
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,333
Yeah, he's holding them off,
but we need to go.

1261
01:17:35,625 --> 01:17:37,666
Come on, come on, come on.

1262
01:17:39,875 --> 01:17:41,041
Okay, we're in.

1263
01:17:42,541 --> 01:17:43,750
Abort!

1264
01:17:43,833 --> 01:17:45,000
Fall back!

1265
01:17:47,416 --> 01:17:49,500
- I got the insider.
- Yeah, it's Quincy.

1266
01:17:51,208 --> 01:17:53,000
It's Bradshaw.

1267
01:17:54,291 --> 01:17:55,500
Bullshit.

1268
01:17:55,583 --> 01:17:57,416
- Tell me where it says that.
- There are dozens

1269
01:17:57,500 --> 01:18:01,166
of communications between her and Gradov
going back almost 18 months.

1270
01:18:01,250 --> 01:18:03,625
Her digital fingerprints
are all over this.

1271
01:18:03,708 --> 01:18:06,208
- I'm sorry.
- You don't need to be sorry.

1272
01:18:06,291 --> 01:18:09,375
I'm gonna grind up her world
when I get my hands on...

1273
01:18:37,041 --> 01:18:38,083
It's stuck.

1274
01:19:09,708 --> 01:19:12,083
- You okay?
- Yes!

1275
01:19:12,166 --> 01:19:13,583
Okay!

1276
01:19:18,541 --> 01:19:19,708
Sam.

1277
01:19:43,583 --> 01:19:45,541
We need to get out of this box.

1278
01:19:45,625 --> 01:19:47,666
I need you over here! Now!

1279
01:19:49,666 --> 01:19:51,291
- You see that roof?
- Yeah.

1280
01:19:51,375 --> 01:19:53,458
Get as low as you can, okay?

1281
01:20:00,458 --> 01:20:02,458
Get ready.

1282
01:20:04,791 --> 01:20:06,125
Drop!

1283
01:20:47,625 --> 01:20:49,166
It's handled.

1284
01:21:06,750 --> 01:21:09,625
She paid you extra
to clean up loose ends, didn't she?

1285
01:21:13,125 --> 01:21:15,541
And now I'm the loose end.

1286
01:22:08,916 --> 01:22:10,708
I'm sorry.

1287
01:22:13,333 --> 01:22:15,166
I know how much he meant to you.

1288
01:22:17,916 --> 01:22:19,958
We had this...

1289
01:22:20,041 --> 01:22:22,041
perfectly imperfect thing...

1290
01:22:23,875 --> 01:22:26,583
that didn't fade with time or distance.

1291
01:22:29,208 --> 01:22:34,333
Knowing that someone loves
everything about the way you are.

1292
01:22:34,416 --> 01:22:37,125
Well, except the puns.

1293
01:22:37,208 --> 01:22:39,250
Sam hated those puns.

1294
01:22:40,291 --> 01:22:42,000
Yeah.

1295
01:22:43,666 --> 01:22:45,708
You know, for a second there,

1296
01:22:45,791 --> 01:22:48,125
I thought that the universe
did all this shit,

1297
01:22:48,208 --> 01:22:51,833
all this horrible shit,

1298
01:22:51,916 --> 01:22:54,083
just to bring us back together.

1299
01:22:57,333 --> 01:22:59,125
And I was happy.

1300
01:23:03,916 --> 01:23:05,541
Pretty demented, huh?

1301
01:23:08,041 --> 01:23:10,166
I just found out my best friend
tried to kill me

1302
01:23:10,250 --> 01:23:13,125
and wants to rip the heart out
of Western democracy,

1303
01:23:13,208 --> 01:23:16,291
so everything's being graded
on a curve today.

1304
01:23:19,833 --> 01:23:21,291
Yeah.

1305
01:23:24,125 --> 01:23:26,166
with a vote on the future of NATO

1306
01:23:26,250 --> 01:23:28,166
set 30 minutes from now
and with world leaders

1307
01:23:28,250 --> 01:23:32,333
openly expressing their outrage and anger
at their allies and friends,

1308
01:23:32,416 --> 01:23:35,583
it seems imminent that after 75 years,

1309
01:23:35,666 --> 01:23:38,500
NATO is on the verge of collapse.

1310
01:23:39,541 --> 01:23:40,583
Yes?

1311
01:23:40,666 --> 01:23:42,291
Madam President.

1312
01:23:42,375 --> 01:23:44,291
Thanks for keeping my seat warm.

1313
01:23:44,375 --> 01:23:45,833
Will? How did you...

1314
01:23:45,916 --> 01:23:48,208
- I'm coming in.
- Tell me what you need.

1315
01:23:48,291 --> 01:23:50,083
I'm at the Port of Trieste.

1316
01:23:50,166 --> 01:23:51,125
Send the Beast.

1317
01:23:51,208 --> 01:23:53,416
Oh, and, Kirk, Bradshaw's behind this,

1318
01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:56,416
- so box her out.
- O-Okay.

1319
01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:59,458
Um, I-I'll hold off
the NATO vote as long as I can,

1320
01:23:59,541 --> 01:24:03,500
and-and just get here safe.

1321
01:24:15,416 --> 01:24:17,375
Mr. President.

1322
01:24:17,458 --> 01:24:19,708
You sure are a sight for sore eyes.

1323
01:24:19,791 --> 01:24:22,000
- After you.
- Oh, thank you.

1324
01:24:37,166 --> 01:24:38,250
Thank you, everybody.

1325
01:24:38,333 --> 01:24:40,083
The meeting will commence in 30 minutes.

1326
01:24:43,041 --> 01:24:45,916
Take them to the rally point
and do your job.

1327
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:47,833
Don't disappoint me again.

1328
01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:51,125
It wasn't Bradshaw.

1329
01:24:51,208 --> 01:24:52,583
It's Kirk.

1330
01:24:52,666 --> 01:24:53,833
Of course it was the vice president.

1331
01:24:53,916 --> 01:24:55,458
It's always the vice president.

1332
01:25:00,666 --> 01:25:02,291
Kirk has them.

1333
01:25:03,958 --> 01:25:06,041
Don't let them get to NATO.

1334
01:25:06,541 --> 01:25:08,791
But Bradshaw's communications
were tied to Gradov.

1335
01:25:08,875 --> 01:25:10,208
Bradshaw was the decoy.

1336
01:25:10,291 --> 01:25:11,875
Kirk covered her tracks.

1337
01:25:11,958 --> 01:25:13,375
It's called contingencies.

1338
01:25:13,458 --> 01:25:15,666
You have your contingencies,

1339
01:25:15,750 --> 01:25:17,166
I have mine.

1340
01:25:44,333 --> 01:25:45,625
We got company!

1341
01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:51,458
Shoot him!

1342
01:25:52,291 --> 01:25:53,541
Take the shot!

1343
01:26:02,083 --> 01:26:03,291
Oh, sh-shit.

1344
01:26:03,375 --> 01:26:05,416
- Take the wheel!
- Okay!

1345
01:26:24,125 --> 01:26:25,916
Yeah!

1346
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:27,291
Ha!

1347
01:26:40,208 --> 01:26:42,291
- Sam?
- Sam?

1348
01:26:42,375 --> 01:26:44,125
Hold her steady!

1349
01:26:44,208 --> 01:26:46,041
Okay, no problem!

1350
01:26:58,458 --> 01:27:00,166
How are you alive?

1351
01:27:12,208 --> 01:27:13,375
Easy.

1352
01:27:13,458 --> 01:27:15,416
I just kept calm and carried on.

1353
01:27:15,500 --> 01:27:17,333
Help her. I've got this.

1354
01:27:17,416 --> 01:27:18,583
Come...

1355
01:27:19,500 --> 01:27:20,500
Sorry, mate.

1356
01:27:36,458 --> 01:27:38,750
Open the door!

1357
01:27:43,166 --> 01:27:44,916
Is it bad?

1358
01:27:50,875 --> 01:27:53,541
- Where are we going?
- I got you.

1359
01:27:53,625 --> 01:27:56,083
Don't go dying on me a third time, okay?

1360
01:27:59,375 --> 01:28:01,583
Oh, there's a knife in my leg!

1361
01:28:08,125 --> 01:28:10,333
No, wait, wait.
Maybe we should leave it in.

1362
01:28:10,416 --> 01:28:12,666
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!

1363
01:28:14,541 --> 01:28:16,541
- Wasn't that bad.
- Good. Okay.

1364
01:28:24,833 --> 01:28:25,916
Sam?

1365
01:28:26,791 --> 01:28:27,791
Punch it!

1366
01:28:42,958 --> 01:28:44,791
Get down!

1367
01:28:54,125 --> 01:28:56,125
I'm driving blind here!

1368
01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:00,416
Here! Sat view!

1369
01:29:01,708 --> 01:29:02,708
Nice.

1370
01:29:06,500 --> 01:29:08,333
Any other toys in this Batmobile?

1371
01:29:13,750 --> 01:29:15,416
Smoke!

1372
01:29:19,125 --> 01:29:21,333
- Turn. Turn. Turn. Turn!
- I will. I will. I will.

1373
01:29:44,333 --> 01:29:45,750
The fridge!

1374
01:29:45,833 --> 01:29:47,708
What, are you gonna kill them with snacks?

1375
01:29:50,083 --> 01:29:51,541
Backup blood supply.

1376
01:29:53,166 --> 01:29:55,208
Take this,
you bloody bastards!

1377
01:30:11,666 --> 01:30:13,666
That's the Beast. It's the Beast!

1378
01:30:15,791 --> 01:30:17,333
He's got a rocket launcher!

1379
01:30:17,416 --> 01:30:18,833
Sam, incoming!

1380
01:30:49,750 --> 01:30:51,875
You have now
reached your destination.

1381
01:30:54,041 --> 01:30:56,416
Effective midnight tonight,

1382
01:30:56,500 --> 01:31:00,333
Italy will be withdrawing
from the NATO alliance.

1383
01:31:00,416 --> 01:31:03,458
On behalf of the Republic of France,

1384
01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:05,000
we withdraw as well.

1385
01:31:06,916 --> 01:31:10,375
It's with a heavy heart,
despite my most strident efforts

1386
01:31:10,458 --> 01:31:14,750
to hold this alliance together,
on behalf of the United States,

1387
01:31:14,833 --> 01:31:16,666
I withdraw our...

1388
01:31:16,750 --> 01:31:17,958
Hold it right there!

1389
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:25,750
On behalf of the United Kingdom...

1390
01:31:25,833 --> 01:31:27,333
And the United States of America.

1391
01:31:27,416 --> 01:31:29,583
take it all down
several notches, everyone.

1392
01:31:29,666 --> 01:31:31,000
That's right.

1393
01:31:31,083 --> 01:31:32,750
You're not getting rid of us that easy.

1394
01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:36,000
And we're not getting rid
of this alliance that easy,

1395
01:31:36,083 --> 01:31:38,458
because we all have a job to do.

1396
01:31:38,541 --> 01:31:40,416
I get it.

1397
01:31:40,500 --> 01:31:42,166
You're embarrassed. You're angry.

1398
01:31:42,250 --> 01:31:44,083
But we need NATO.

1399
01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:45,791
We need partnerships.

1400
01:31:47,416 --> 01:31:49,916
We need to treat each other with respect,

1401
01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:54,166
embrace each other's differences
and lean into our commonalities.

1402
01:31:54,250 --> 01:31:58,541
To send a message to future generations
that we were here.

1403
01:31:58,625 --> 01:32:00,333
That we did the right thing.

1404
01:32:01,833 --> 01:32:04,375
And that starts by taking the fight

1405
01:32:04,458 --> 01:32:07,041
to the very real enemies we face.

1406
01:32:07,125 --> 01:32:08,750
There it is.

1407
01:32:08,833 --> 01:32:10,416
The inevitable conclusion.

1408
01:32:10,500 --> 01:32:15,125
The people elect a dopey actor
as leader of the free world.

1409
01:32:15,208 --> 01:32:16,958
Of course their country can't survive.

1410
01:32:17,041 --> 01:32:19,416
And you just sealed the deal.

1411
01:32:19,500 --> 01:32:21,916
- These people are our partners,
and we need them.
- For what?

1412
01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:24,041
We grow food. We pump oil.

1413
01:32:24,125 --> 01:32:25,416
We manufacture.

1414
01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:31,125
Meanwhile, we send our people
to die in their wars.

1415
01:32:31,208 --> 01:32:33,708
This is not a partnership.

1416
01:32:33,791 --> 01:32:36,333
We give, they take.

1417
01:32:36,416 --> 01:32:37,958
But not anymore.

1418
01:32:38,041 --> 01:32:41,291
The plane is going down.

1419
01:32:41,375 --> 01:32:44,916
We put the oxygen masks
on ourselves first.

1420
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:47,083
These are all false alliances anyway.

1421
01:32:47,166 --> 01:32:48,208
False alliances?

1422
01:32:48,291 --> 01:32:50,708
That's something you know a lot about.

1423
01:32:50,791 --> 01:32:53,333
That's what kills you most, isn't it?

1424
01:32:53,416 --> 01:32:56,208
It's not that I'm a better politician
than you'll ever be.

1425
01:32:56,291 --> 01:32:57,875
It's that I'm a better actor.

1426
01:33:10,250 --> 01:33:11,333
Kill them all.

1427
01:33:16,208 --> 01:33:17,458
Everybody, down!

1428
01:33:24,916 --> 01:33:26,625
Over there!

1429
01:33:26,708 --> 01:33:28,166
Get in here!

1430
01:33:28,250 --> 01:33:29,291
Get down.

1431
01:33:51,416 --> 01:33:53,000
Deal with her.

1432
01:34:08,041 --> 01:34:09,750
Now! We should go now!

1433
01:34:12,583 --> 01:34:14,583
That way!

1434
01:34:14,666 --> 01:34:16,916
No, no, no! That way! Go! Go!

1435
01:34:43,500 --> 01:34:46,083
Gradov!

1436
01:35:00,041 --> 01:35:01,750
Guys, come on! We've got to go!

1437
01:35:04,291 --> 01:35:06,041
- Sam!
- Will!

1438
01:35:28,500 --> 01:35:29,625
Noel.

1439
01:35:29,708 --> 01:35:31,541
Get Gradov! I got this guy.

1440
01:35:32,541 --> 01:35:34,333
She said she's got it.

1441
01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:37,750
Go.

1442
01:36:25,083 --> 01:36:26,041
Shoot him?

1443
01:36:26,125 --> 01:36:27,250
Hmm?

1444
01:36:49,625 --> 01:36:51,083
Get the gun.

1445
01:36:51,166 --> 01:36:52,416
Oh.

1446
01:36:55,541 --> 01:36:56,541
Whoa!

1447
01:37:03,416 --> 01:37:05,875
Who's the action hero now, huh?

1448
01:37:11,583 --> 01:37:12,625
Will!

1449
01:37:16,083 --> 01:37:17,375
Good to go?

1450
01:37:18,375 --> 01:37:20,000
Try not to kill the wall.

1451
01:37:24,916 --> 01:37:27,541
I got him. I got him.

1452
01:38:16,833 --> 01:38:18,625
He's got to be in here somewhere.

1453
01:38:41,625 --> 01:38:43,250
I think he's out.

1454
01:38:43,333 --> 01:38:44,958
Let's dance.

1455
01:39:05,041 --> 01:39:06,125
Drop it.

1456
01:39:09,291 --> 01:39:10,750
Back up.

1457
01:39:11,750 --> 01:39:13,500
Back up!

1458
01:39:25,833 --> 01:39:27,041
There's nowhere to go.

1459
01:39:28,083 --> 01:39:29,500
It's over.

1460
01:39:29,583 --> 01:39:31,458
Not for me.

1461
01:39:35,625 --> 01:39:37,208
Goddamn it!

1462
01:39:37,291 --> 01:39:39,166
We're gonna let him get away?

1463
01:39:39,250 --> 01:39:41,458
We can't wait ten years to get this guy.

1464
01:39:43,125 --> 01:39:45,250
We're not waiting ten years.

1465
01:39:46,541 --> 01:39:49,416
Do you remember at the end
of Water Cobra 2?

1466
01:39:50,458 --> 01:39:51,916
You said you never saw my movies.

1467
01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:53,750
I know. I lied. I've seen them all.

1468
01:39:53,833 --> 01:39:55,625
They're classics.

1469
01:39:55,708 --> 01:39:58,458
But the one moment that
really cut through them all

1470
01:39:58,541 --> 01:40:02,333
is when Water Cobra sacrifices himself
to save his brother.

1471
01:40:04,458 --> 01:40:05,958
You know what I'm talking about?

1472
01:40:11,541 --> 01:40:13,875
We go on three?

1473
01:40:17,833 --> 01:40:19,416
Three!

1474
01:41:43,291 --> 01:41:45,750
How's that for gym strong?

1475
01:41:45,833 --> 01:41:47,625
Hey!

1476
01:41:56,416 --> 01:41:58,625
Everything harpoons for a reason.

1477
01:42:17,166 --> 01:42:19,125
Two months after
NATO nearly disbanded,

1478
01:42:19,208 --> 01:42:22,375
the alliance is making hopeful strides
in rebuilding trust.

1479
01:42:22,458 --> 01:42:24,000
President Derringer
and Prime Minister Clarke

1480
01:42:24,083 --> 01:42:25,666
have been crucial in these efforts,

1481
01:42:25,750 --> 01:42:28,416
as new transparency measures
are being implemented

1482
01:42:28,500 --> 01:42:30,666
and there's a restored
sense of cooperation.

1483
01:42:30,750 --> 01:42:32,291
- Here you go.
- Cheers.

1484
01:42:46,000 --> 01:42:47,541
Nice.

1485
01:42:47,625 --> 01:42:49,291
You two gonna rekindle?

1486
01:42:49,375 --> 01:42:50,625
Uh, I don't know.

1487
01:42:50,708 --> 01:42:53,541
She's halfway around the world
on some covert operation.

1488
01:42:53,625 --> 01:42:55,041
We'll see how it goes.

1489
01:42:55,125 --> 01:42:56,791
Still a bit complicated.

1490
01:42:56,875 --> 01:42:58,958
Well, just talk her out of the cons
and into the pros.

1491
01:42:59,041 --> 01:43:00,333
Maybe she'll come around.

1492
01:43:00,416 --> 01:43:02,750
Actually...

1493
01:43:02,833 --> 01:43:05,041
you might be able to help me with this.

1494
01:43:05,125 --> 01:43:07,916
"Congratulations on your
big bump in approval ratings.

1495
01:43:08,000 --> 01:43:10,125
Guess you're not as
poll-arizing as you thought."

1496
01:43:10,208 --> 01:43:12,208
Okay, so now we got to hit her
with a pun back.

1497
01:43:12,291 --> 01:43:13,375
Okay.

1498
01:43:13,458 --> 01:43:15,000
Uh, it's, um, it's, uh...

1499
01:43:15,083 --> 01:43:17,208
"That's nice,
but it polls in comparison to you."

1500
01:43:17,291 --> 01:43:19,208
You know what?

1501
01:43:19,291 --> 01:43:21,666
I think I'm just gonna go with:
"Thank you.

1502
01:43:21,750 --> 01:43:23,583
I miss you.

1503
01:43:23,666 --> 01:43:25,416
Hope to see you soon.

1504
01:43:25,500 --> 01:43:27,333
Don't get shot."

1505
01:43:28,333 --> 01:43:30,666
You know what? That's perfect.

1506
01:43:31,708 --> 01:43:33,375
Before I forget,

1507
01:43:33,458 --> 01:43:36,250
two tickets to a meet and greet
with Harry Styles in D.C.

1508
01:43:36,333 --> 01:43:37,541
It's official.

1509
01:43:37,625 --> 01:43:39,458
You are now the coolest Uncle Sam I know.

1510
01:43:39,541 --> 01:43:41,291
Thank you. You hungry?

1511
01:43:41,375 --> 01:43:42,625
Oh, I'm starving. What's good here?

1512
01:43:42,708 --> 01:43:44,666
I ordered us a little something.

1513
01:43:44,750 --> 01:43:46,958
Here you go, gents.

1514
01:43:47,041 --> 01:43:49,958
Okay. All right.

1515
01:43:51,375 --> 01:43:53,125
Fish and chips.

1516
01:43:53,208 --> 01:43:54,583
Dig in.

1517
01:43:54,666 --> 01:43:57,208
You guys, um, got any, uh, ketchup?

1518
01:43:57,291 --> 01:43:58,500
No.

1519
01:43:58,583 --> 01:44:00,000
We do vinegar.

1520
01:44:00,083 --> 01:44:02,416
Yeah, these are fries.
This is not a salad.

1521
01:44:02,500 --> 01:44:04,875
Well, my country, my condiments.

1522
01:44:04,958 --> 01:44:06,541
- Mmm.
- Okay.

1523
01:44:06,625 --> 01:44:07,958
Okay. You know what?

1524
01:44:08,041 --> 01:44:11,125
Well, you come to the Oval Office,
we're doing ketchup.

1525
01:44:11,208 --> 01:44:13,791
Once you see the light,
you're gonna be stocking the, um...

1526
01:44:14,833 --> 01:44:16,291
What the hell's your office called again?

1527
01:44:16,375 --> 01:44:17,583
- My office?
- Yeah.

1528
01:44:17,666 --> 01:44:19,375
It's called "my office."

1529
01:44:20,416 --> 01:44:23,041
Boy, you guys are really afraid
of spicing things up, huh?

1530
01:44:23,125 --> 01:44:27,208
Oh, yeah. It's really spicy
to name things after colors and shapes.

1531
01:44:27,291 --> 01:44:28,250
You know what I mean.

1532
01:44:28,333 --> 01:44:29,500
"Hey, what should we call
this white house?

1533
01:44:29,583 --> 01:44:30,958
- Mm, the White House?"
- Don't.

1534
01:44:31,041 --> 01:44:33,000
"Hey, this office is oval.
What should we call it?

1535
01:44:33,083 --> 01:44:34,083
I know."

1536
01:44:34,166 --> 01:44:35,250
The Oval Office.

1537
01:44:35,333 --> 01:44:36,375
- Yeah, yeah.
- That's real spicy.

1538
01:44:36,458 --> 01:44:38,666
Hey, you got a problem,
take it up with George Washington, okay?

1539
01:44:38,750 --> 01:44:40,125
He died a hundred years
before the Oval Office

1540
01:44:40,208 --> 01:44:41,791
was even built.

1541
01:44:41,875 --> 01:44:43,416
Uh, why you gonna

1542
01:44:43,500 --> 01:44:44,541
bust me on a technicality?

1543
01:44:44,625 --> 01:44:46,166
Well, technically
it's not a technicality.

1544
01:44:46,250 --> 01:44:47,375
It's an insignificant detail.

1545
01:44:47,458 --> 01:44:49,958
No, it's a fact,
which is exactly what a technicality is.

1546
01:44:50,041 --> 01:44:51,500
When did you become a farmer?

1547
01:44:51,583 --> 01:44:53,208
- 'Cause you are milking this.
- Really?

1548
01:44:53,291 --> 01:44:55,791
Says you, the sheep nipple aficionado?

1549
01:44:55,875 --> 01:44:57,416
I don't even think
we need to talk about that.

1550
01:44:57,500 --> 01:44:58,541
You don't want
to talk about that?

1551
01:44:58,625 --> 01:45:00,208
No. No, we don't.

1552
01:45:10,916 --> 01:45:12,375
Did I take one for democracy?

1553
01:45:12,458 --> 01:45:14,625
You bet I did. Right in the noggin.

1554
01:45:14,708 --> 01:45:16,250
But who would've thunk it?

1555
01:45:16,333 --> 01:45:20,041
This bullet hit at the exact spot
where I had the metal plate installed

1556
01:45:20,125 --> 01:45:22,250
after my whole rotisserie grill debacle.

1557
01:45:24,291 --> 01:45:25,750
I mean, one nanometer either way,

1558
01:45:25,833 --> 01:45:29,250
I am not here sipping this Bahama Mama.

1559
01:45:29,333 --> 01:45:30,541
No, sir.

1560
01:45:30,625 --> 01:45:32,750
Am I a hero?

1561
01:45:32,833 --> 01:45:34,791
Sure.

1562
01:45:34,875 --> 01:45:36,291
Yeah, that's what the president
and prime minister say

1563
01:45:36,375 --> 01:45:39,041
whenever we talk on a semi-regular basis.

1564
01:45:39,125 --> 01:45:42,583
And yes, there's some light chitchat
about a cabinet appointment.

1565
01:45:42,666 --> 01:45:43,666
No big deal.

1566
01:45:43,750 --> 01:45:45,375
- Yeah.
- Sure thing.

1567
01:45:45,458 --> 01:45:47,083
Nice try.

1568
01:45:51,541 --> 01:45:53,333
I believe you.

1569
01:45:54,625 --> 01:45:57,000
Nice to meet you, Agent Comer.

