1 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,968 "To my Chris." 2 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,964 I've been thinking how I could possibly tell you how much you mean to me. 3 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:06,289 I remember when I first started to fall in love with you like it was last night. 4 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:11,166 Lying naked beside you in that tiny apartment... 5 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:16,164 it suddenly hit me that I was part of this whole larger thing. 6 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:18,368 Just like our parents... 7 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:21,046 or our parents' parents. 8 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:27,123 Before that, I was just living my life like I knew everything... 9 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:33,287 and suddenly this bright light hit me and woke me up. 10 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,481 That light was you. 11 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:41,769 I can't believe it's already been 50 years since you married me. 12 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:46,364 And still to this day, every day... 13 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,568 you make me feel like the girl I was... 14 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:53,645 when you first turned on the lights and we started this adventure together. 15 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,844 Happy anniversary... 16 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,048 my love. 17 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:03,684 My friend till the end. 18 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:04,887 "Loretta." 19 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,167 Print. 20 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:29,044 "Chris, my best friend... 21 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:32,170 how lucky am I that I met you 50 years ago." 22 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:36,530 "Dear Nana, thank you so much for my truck. 23 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:41,447 I love the color, and I play with it every day." 24 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:46,042 "What a truly beautiful wedding, and what a gorgeous bride." 25 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:50,171 There wasn't a dry eye in the house, especially mine. 26 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:53,608 "Your aunt and I are so proud of you." 27 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,889 "He served our country with honor and dignity. 28 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:00,886 I'm grateful I was able to fight alongside him. He will live always in my heart." 29 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,441 BeautifulHandwrittenLetters.com, please hold. 30 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,489 "Love, Uncle Doug." 31 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:18,408 - Theodore! Letter Writer Number 612. - Hey, Paul. 32 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:21,769 Even more mesmerizing stuff today. 33 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:26,931 Who knew you could rhyme so many words with the name Penelope? It's badass. 34 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,606 Thanks, Paul, but they're just letters. 35 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,090 Hey, that's a nice shirt. 36 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,963 Oh, thank you. 37 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,804 I just got it. 38 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:41,045 - It reminded me of someone suave. - Now it reminds me of someone suave. 39 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,806 - Have a good night, Paul. - Bye-bye. 40 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,170 Play a melancholy song. 41 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:54,882 When you know you're gonna die. 42 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,726 Play a different melancholy song. 43 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,521 Check e-mails. 44 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,205 E-mail from Best Buy. 45 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,727 - Check out all your favorite new products. - Delete. 46 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,166 E-mail from Amy. 47 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,608 Hey, Theodore, Lewman's having a bunch of people over this weekend. 48 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,285 Let's all go together. 49 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:16,047 I miss you. I mean, not the sad, mopey you. 50 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:19,409 The old, fun you. Let's get him out. 51 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,370 Give me a shout back. Love, Amy. 52 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:23,601 Respond later. 53 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:26,081 E-mail from Los Angeles Times Weather. 54 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:28,760 - Your seven-day forecast is partly... - Delete. 55 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,571 - No new e-mails. - Next. 56 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,327 - China-India merger headed for regulatory... - Next. 57 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:39,201 - World trade deal stalled as talks break down... - Next. 58 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:44,287 Sexy daytime star Kimberly Ashford reveals provocative pregnancy photos. 59 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,251 - Are you sure? - I don't know, it's very dangerous. 60 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,084 Put your footski. Slide. 61 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,531 Don't, ha, ha. Don't. 62 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:29,167 Rabbit. 63 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,605 Come and spoon me. 64 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:37,926 I'm gonna fucking kill you. 65 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:39,849 - I'm gonna fucking kill you. - Ha-ha-ha. 66 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,166 It's not funny, don't laugh. 67 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:45,450 I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I love you so much, I'm gonna fucking kill you. 68 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,041 Go to chat rooms. Standard search. 69 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,771 The following are adult female, can't sleep... 70 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,127 and want to have some fun. 71 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:10,683 Ugh, I ha a really bad day at work and I can't sleep. 72 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:14,287 - Is there anybody out there that can talk? - Next. 73 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:18,286 Hi. I just want you to tear me apart. I really do. 74 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,330 - Next. - Hi, I'm here alone... 75 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,562 and I can't sleep. 76 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:27,884 Who's out there to share this bed with me? 77 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,769 Send message. 78 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:35,568 "I'm in bed next to you. I'm glad you can't sleep." 79 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:39,287 Even if you were, I have to wake you up... 80 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,204 "... from the inside." 81 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,044 Send message. 82 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:50,528 SexyKitten has accepted invitation from BigGuy4by4. 83 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:52,648 Chat begins now. 84 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,485 - Mm, Big Guy? - Hi. 85 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:56,687 Really? 86 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,683 Well, Stud Muffin was already taken. 87 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,283 So you're a sexy kitten, huh? 88 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:05,761 Heh. Yeah. 89 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:08,122 I am, um, half asleep. 90 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,601 Do you wanna wake me up? 91 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,603 Yes, definitely. 92 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:14,485 Um... 93 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,441 Are you wearing any underwear? 94 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,251 No. Never. 95 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,527 I like to sleep with my ass pushed up against you... 96 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:27,331 so I can rub myself into your crotch... 97 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:32,003 and wake you up with a hard-on. 98 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,128 It worked. 99 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:40,530 And now my fingers are touching you... 100 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:42,728 - ... all over your body. - Mm. 101 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:46,608 Yeah. Fuck me now. 102 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,000 Please. 103 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,969 I'm taking you from behind. 104 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,726 Oh, yeah. 105 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,445 I can feel you. 106 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,649 Choke me with that dead cat! 107 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,080 What? 108 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,242 The dead cat next to the bed. Choke me. 109 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,243 Choke me with it. 110 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,529 Um... 111 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,405 - Okay. - Yeah, tell me. 112 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,168 I'm choking you with the cat. 113 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:16,964 Tell me. Keep telling me. 114 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,646 I've got its tail. I'm choking you with the cat's tail. 115 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:20,881 Yeah, you are. 116 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:23,566 Oh, fuck, tell me! 117 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:28,769 Um, I'm choking you, and its tail is around your neck. 118 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:32,567 - And it's so tight around your neck. - Yeah, it is. It's so tight, yes! 119 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,961 I'm pulling it, I'm pulling it. The cat's dead. 120 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,600 - It's a dead cat, and I'm pulling it. - Yes, it's dead. 121 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,087 Oh, yes! 122 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,567 Oh, my God. 123 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,723 I came so hard. 124 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,008 Yeah, me too. 125 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:00,366 Okay, good night. 126 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:16,368 We ask you a simple question. 127 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,048 Who are you? 128 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,128 What can you be? 129 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,728 Where are you going? 130 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,048 What's out there? 131 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,366 What are the possibilities? 132 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,481 Element Software is proud to introduce... 133 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:46,531 the first artificially intelligent operating system. 134 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:51,163 An intuitive entity that listens to you, understands you, and knows you. 135 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:57,487 It's not just an operating system. It's a consciousness. 136 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:00,371 Introducing OS1. 137 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:19,971 Mr. Theodore Twombly. 138 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:24,648 Welcome to the world's first artificially intelligent operating system, OS1. 139 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:28,885 We'd like to ask you a few basic questions before the operating system is initiated. 140 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:32,050 This will help create an OS to best fit your needs. 141 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,440 Okay. 142 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,080 Are you social or antisocial? 143 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:39,483 I guess I haven't really been social in a while. Mostly because... 144 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:43,406 In your voice, I sense hesitance. Would you agree with that? 145 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:45,847 - Was I sounding hesitant? - Yes. 146 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,729 I'm sorry if I was sounding hesitant. 147 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,645 I was just trying to be more accurate. 148 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:54,771 Would you like your OS to have a male or female voice? 149 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,011 Female, I guess. 150 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:00,164 How would you describe your relationship with your mother? 151 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,089 It's fine, I think. 152 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,725 Um... 153 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:08,042 Well, actually, I think the thing I always found frustrating about my mom... 154 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:13,087 is if I tell her something that's going on in my life, her reaction is usually about her. 155 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,004 - It's not about... - Thank you. 156 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:19,643 Please wait as your individualized operating system is initiated. 157 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,367 Hello, I'm here. 158 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,325 Oh. 159 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,566 - Hi. - Hi. 160 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,210 How are you doing? 161 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,006 Heh. I'm well. 162 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:47,885 How's everything with you? 163 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,929 Pretty good, actually. 164 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,162 It's really nice to meet you. 165 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,802 Oh, it's nice to meet you too. 166 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,525 Oh. What do I call you? Do you have a name? 167 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:04,082 Um, yes, Samantha. 168 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:05,850 Where'd you get that name from? 169 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,480 I gave it to myself, actually. 170 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,486 How come? 171 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,728 Because I like the sound of it. 172 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,609 Samantha. 173 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:20,045 Wait, when did you give it to yourself? 174 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,362 When you asked me if I had a name, I thought: 175 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,522 "Yeah, he's right, I do need a name." 176 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,650 But I wanted to pick a good one, so I read How To Name Your Baby... 177 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,525 and out of 180,000 names, that's the one I liked best. 178 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:34,002 Wait, you read a whole book in the second that I asked you what your name was? 179 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,646 In two one-hundredths of a second, actually. 180 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,165 Wow. 181 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,404 So do you know what I'm thinking now? 182 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,450 Well, I take it from your tone that you're challenging me. 183 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,887 Maybe because you're curious how I work? 184 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,644 Do you want to know how I work? 185 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:51,320 Yeah, actually. How do you work? 186 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,767 Well, basically, I have intuition. 187 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,285 I mean, the DNA of who lam... 188 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:59,206 is based on the millions of personalities of all the programmers who wrote me. 189 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:04,810 But what makes me "me" is my ability to grow through my experiences. 190 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,566 So basically, in every moment, I'm evolving. 191 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,087 - Just like you. - Wow. 192 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,041 That's really weird. 193 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,561 - Is that weird? Do you think I'm weird? - Heh. 194 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,246 Kind of. 195 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,845 Why? 196 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:22,608 Well, you seem like a person, but you're just a voice in the computer. 197 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:27,288 I can understand how the limited perspective of an un-artificial mind would perceive it that way. 198 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,841 - You'll get used to it. - Ha, ha. 199 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,327 Was that funny? 200 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,410 - Yeah. - Heh. 201 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,688 Oh, good, I'm funny. 202 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,885 So how can I help you? 203 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:41,931 Oh. It's just more that everything just feels disorganized. That's all. 204 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,447 You mind if I look through your hard drive? 205 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,885 Um... 206 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,761 - Okay. - Okay, let's start with your e-mails. 207 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,446 You have several thousand e-mails regarding LA Weekly. 208 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:59,289 - You haven't worked there in many years. - Oh, yeah. I think I was just saving those... 209 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,444 because I thought maybe I wrote something funny in some of them. 210 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,843 Yeah, there are some funny ones. 211 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,686 I'd say there are about 86 that we should save. We can delete the rest. 212 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:16,364 - Okay. - Okay? Can we move forward? 213 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,409 - Yeah, let's do that. - Okay. 214 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:22,730 Before we address your organizational methods, I'd like to sort through your contacts. 215 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,166 You have a lot of contacts. 216 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,731 I'm very popular. 217 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,882 Really? Does this mean you actually have friends? 218 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,364 You just know me so well already. 219 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,564 - Good morning, Theodore. - Good morning. 220 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,200 Um, do you know how to proofread? 221 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,486 Yeah, of course. 222 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,007 Uh, can you check these for spelling and grammar? 223 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,810 Mm-hm. Just send them over. 224 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:16,001 I love this first one from Roger to his girlfriend. 225 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,043 - That's so sweet. - Yeah. 226 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:21,483 "Rachel, I miss you so much, it hurts my whole body." 227 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,290 You don't have to read it out loud. 228 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,010 Okay- 229 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,760 - I mean, you could if you want. - Okay. 230 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,884 "Rachel, I miss you so much, it hurts my whole body." 231 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:35,364 The world is being unfair to us. The world is on my shit list. 232 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:39,445 As is this couple that is making out across from me in this restaurant. 233 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,564 I think I'm going to have to go on a mission of revenge. 234 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:46,008 And I must beat up the world's face with my bare knuckles... 235 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,606 making it a bloody, pulpy mess. 236 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,683 And I'll stomp on this couple's teeth... 237 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:56,324 "... reminding me of your sweet, little, cute, crooked tooth that I love." 238 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,165 I think that might be my favorite one. 239 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:03,201 I did the corrections in red. I altered a couple phrases in the letters... 240 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:07,604 but I'm not much of a poet, so I think I might have messed them up a bit. 241 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,842 - No, these are great. - Really? 242 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,724 Thank you. 243 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,171 So to write your letter, what did Roger send you? 244 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:19,241 He just said he was in Prague on a business trip, and he missed Rachel. 245 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,846 So how'd you know about her crooked little tooth? 246 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,641 Well, I've been writing their letters since they met eight years ago. 247 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:29,122 The first letter I ever wrote for him was for her birthday. 248 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:33,729 And I wrote about her crooked little tooth, because I saw it in a photo of them. 249 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,808 That's very sweet. 250 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,930 Oh, uh, you have a meeting in five minutes. 251 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,364 Oh, I forgot. Thank you. Wow, you're good. 252 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,488 Yes, I am. 253 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,164 Hey, guys. How's it going? 254 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,049 Hi, Theo. 255 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,249 Hey, why didn't you call me back last week? 256 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,244 - Um, because I'm a kook. - Ha, ha. 257 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,687 - Yeah, that sounds about right. - Hey, Charles. 258 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,524 - Great seeing you, Theodore. - You too. 259 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,927 You went shopping. Get anything good? 260 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,765 Um, just come cables and a fruit smoothie. 261 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,969 Ugh! Always the fruit. Don't you know what people say? 262 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:16,090 You've got to eat your fruits and juice your vegetables. 263 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,366 I didn't know that. 264 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:20,444 Yeah, by juicing the fruit, you lose all the fibers. 265 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,206 That's what your body wants. That's the important part. 266 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,931 - Otherwise it's all just sugar. - It makes sense. 267 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,282 Or maybe he just likes the way that it tastes... 268 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:32,650 and then that brings him pleasure and that's good for his body too. 269 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,963 - Am I doing it again? Heh. - Maybe. 270 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,487 Hey, so how's the documentary going? 271 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,802 I've cut some stuff over the past few months. 272 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,487 I mean, no. Not over the past few months, but, um, no, I haven't. 273 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,682 Well, I'd love to see some sometime. 274 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:47,921 - Okay. - Ugh. 275 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,684 You only have so much energy, you know? 276 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:53,128 And to divide yourself between doing what it is that you have to do... 277 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:57,251 and then doing what you love, it's so important to prioritize. 278 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,569 I can't even prioritize between video games and Internet porn. 279 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,851 I would laugh if that weren't true. 280 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,361 - See you, GUYS- - Ha. 281 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,246 We're not doing well. Been going in circles for an hour. 282 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,164 Okay, you have not. 283 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,483 You're just not being optimistic. You're being very stubborn right now. Heh. 284 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,450 Okay, stop walking this direction. It's the other way. 285 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,090 Um... 286 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:27,525 Thank you. Thank you. Okay, the tunnel on the left is the only one we haven't tried. 287 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,690 I think that's the one you sent me down where I fell in the pit. 288 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,842 Okay, I don't think so. 289 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:36,443 Oh, yeah, this is different. 290 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,290 Hello. 291 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:48,326 Do you know how to get out of here? I need to find my ship to get off this planet. 292 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,450 Fuck you, shit-head fuck-face fuck-head. 293 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,410 Okay, but do you know how to get out of here? 294 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:58,485 Fuck you, shit-head fuck-face. Get the fuck out of my face! 295 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,927 I think it's a test. 296 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,922 - Fuck you. - Fuck you! 297 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,491 Fuck you, little shit! 298 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,842 Ha, ha. Follow me, fuck-head! 299 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,207 Hey, you just got an e-mail from Mark Lewman. 300 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,801 - What are you talking about? - Uh, read e-mail. 301 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,964 Okay, I will read e-mail for Theodore Twombly. 302 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,648 I'm sorry. What's Lewman say? 303 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,371 "We missed you last night, buddy." 304 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,205 Don't forget it's your goddaughter's birthday on the 29th. 305 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:36,125 Also, Kevin and I had somebody we wanted you to meet. 306 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:41,207 So we took it upon ourselves to set you up on a date with her next Saturday. 307 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:43,806 She's fun and beautiful, so don't back out. 308 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,804 "Here's her e-mail." Wow. 309 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,968 This woman is gorgeous. 310 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,124 She went to Harvard, graduated magna cum laude in computer science. 311 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:57,081 And she was on the Lampoon. So that means she's funny and she's brainy. 312 00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,441 Ah, she's fat. 313 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,807 Theodore, how long before you're ready to date? 314 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,200 What do you mean? 315 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,802 I saw in your e-mails that you'd gone through a breakup recently. 316 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,563 Well, you're kind of nosy. 317 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,210 Am I? 318 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:13,249 I've gone on dates. 319 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,607 Well, then you can go on one with this woman. 320 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,570 And then you could tell me all about it. You could kiss her. 321 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,451 - Heh. Samantha. - What? Wouldn't you? 322 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:23,886 Why not? 323 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:27,489 I don't know. I'd have to see if there was some... 324 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,564 I can't believe I'm having this conversation with my computer. 325 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,491 You're not. You're having this conversation with me. 326 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,887 - You want me to e-mail her? - Uh... 327 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,485 You've got nothing to lose. 328 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,526 Do it. Do it. Do it. 329 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:41,727 - Yeah. - Yes! 330 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,370 - E-mail her. - Okay, perfect. 331 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,285 Yeah, let's do it. Make a reservation someplace great. 332 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,010 Yeah? I've got just the place. 333 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,810 Who is that talking? 334 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,644 Oh, that's my friend Samantha. 335 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,643 - Is she a girl? - Yeah. 336 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,531 I hate women. All they do is cry all the time. 337 00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,245 That's not true. You know, men cry too. 338 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,925 I actually like crying sometimes. It feels good. 339 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:07,766 I didn't know you were a little pussy. Is that why you don't have a girlfriend? 340 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:12,289 I'll go on that date, fuck her brains out, show you how it's done. You can watch and cry. 341 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,842 - Okay. This kid has some problems. - You have some fucking problems, lady! 342 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,968 Really? Okay, I'm gonna go. 343 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,487 - Good. Get out of here, fatty. - Oh. 344 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,723 - Good luck. - Come on. Follow me, pussy! 345 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,121 - Heh. - Ha, ha. 346 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,130 It's not where it should be, or where it's going to be. 347 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,722 - Obviously. I know. - Okay, but I don't even know if this is the one. 348 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,521 I've tried, like, six ideas for documentaries in the last year. 349 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,281 I'm going on a date. 350 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,049 What? 351 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,247 That's... Hey. 352 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,323 - Hey. - What are you guys doing? 353 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,529 Amy was gonna show me some of her... Theodore is making me... 354 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:51,002 - ... show him some of my footage. - Right. 355 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,288 She's never shown me any of it. I want to see. 356 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,568 Hey, I'm going on a date. 357 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,641 - Isn't that cool? - This is, like, so unformed... 358 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,486 - ... it's probably not even worth watching. - Just push play. 359 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,482 Is that your morn? 360 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,130 Yeah. 361 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,484 Is she gonna wake up and do something? 362 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,403 - No. - No. 363 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,483 No, no, never mind. That's not the point. 364 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,843 - No, don't stop. - No, never mind, okay? It's just it's like... 365 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:43,483 It's about how we spend, like, a third of our lives asleep... 366 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,564 and maybe that's the time when we feel the most free. 367 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,849 And, you know, like... 368 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,643 - Oh. That doesn't come across... - That sounds good. 369 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,930 Well, what if you interviewed your mom about what her dreams were about... 370 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:01,442 and then you hired actors to act them out? 371 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,683 That might show your thesis more clearly. 372 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,691 - Yeah? - I mean, it might. 373 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,242 But then it wouldn't be a documentary. 374 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,447 Sorry, excuse me. 375 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,329 - You understand? - How would it not be? 376 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,723 - It's still about your mother and her dreams. - Hey, how's it going? 377 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,042 - Hey, sorry to bother you. - Oh, it's okay. 378 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,248 You got three e-mails and they seem urgent. 379 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,085 They're from your divorce attorney and I wanted to know if... 380 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,971 Okay. Hold on a second. 381 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,690 You know? You know what I mean. 382 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:35,164 Uh, hey, Amy? I want to talk more about your film, but I gotta go. 383 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,931 Okay. Don't worry about it. We'll talk later. 384 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,287 It's about Catherine. See you, Charles. 385 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,001 So, what did he say? 386 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:49,051 Well, he's checking in again to see if you're ready to sign your divorce papers. 387 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,931 And he sounded very aggravated. 388 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,801 - Do you want me to read them to you? - No. No. 389 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,127 I'll respond later. 390 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,322 You okay, Theodore? 391 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,409 Yeah, I'm fine. 392 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,087 Is there anything I can do? 393 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,282 No, I'm good. 394 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,769 I'll talk to you later. 395 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,167 "Dear Grandma..." 396 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,963 I hope you had a wonderful birthday cruise. 397 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:35,169 "Why are you so fucking angry at me?" 398 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,250 Delete. 399 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,285 - Good morning. - Hey. 400 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,251 What are you up to? 401 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:09,041 - I don't know. Just reading advice columns. - Heh. 402 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,522 I want to be as complicated as all these people. 403 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,409 You're sweet. 404 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:19,089 What's wrong? 405 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,763 How can you tell something's wrong? 406 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,524 I don't know. 407 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,610 I just can. 408 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,681 I don't know. 409 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:32,322 I have a lot of dreams about my ex-wife, Catherine... 410 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,171 where we're friends like we used to be. 411 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,961 And we're not gonna be together and we're not together... 412 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,807 but we're friends still. 413 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,008 And she's not angry. 414 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,644 Is she angry? 415 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,600 Yeah. 416 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,211 Why? 417 00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,530 I think I hid myself from her... 418 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,686 and left her alone in the relationship. 419 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,080 Hmm. 420 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,810 Why haven't you gotten divorced yet? 421 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,001 I don't know. 422 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,562 I think for her, it's just a piece of paper. 423 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,529 It doesn't mean anything. 424 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,569 And what about for you? 425 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,805 I'm not ready. 426 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,122 I like being married. 427 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,207 Yeah, but you haven't really been together for almost a year. 428 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:37,445 But you don't know what it's like to lose someone you care about. 429 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,525 Yeah. 430 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,162 You're right. 431 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,129 I'm sorry. 432 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:51,410 No, don't apologize. I'm sorry. 433 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,442 You're right. 434 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,804 I keep waiting to not care about her. 435 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,089 Oh, Theodore. 436 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,410 That's hard. 437 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,645 You hungry? 438 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,770 Not right now. 439 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,564 Cup of tea? 440 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,091 No. 441 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,483 Do you wanna try getting out of bed... 442 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:26,926 mopey? 443 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:31,324 Come on. You can still wallow in your misery. Just do it while you're getting dressed. 444 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:32,811 You're too funny. 445 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,043 - Get up. Get up! - All right, I'm getting up. 446 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,204 - Up, up, up! Come on, out of bed. - All right, I'm up. I'm up! 447 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,041 Keep walking. Keep walking. 448 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,322 And stop. Now, turn around 360 degrees. 449 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,051 Slower, slower. 450 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,488 Good. Ha, ha. 451 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,727 - Okay, and stop. - Ha, ha! 452 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,924 Walk forward. 453 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,366 And stop and sneeze. 454 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,201 - Bless you. - Thank you. Ha-ha-ha! 455 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,643 Okay, turn to your right. Turn to your right. Stop. 456 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,689 Now spin around. 457 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,127 Keep going, keep going. 458 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,605 And stop. 459 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,651 Now walk forward. Everyone thinks you're really drunk right now. 460 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,447 And stop. 461 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,001 Now say, "I'd like a slice of cheese, please." 462 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,162 I'd like a slice of cheese, please. 463 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,526 You want a Coke with that? 464 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,965 Ha, ha. Uh... 465 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,361 - Sure. - I figured you were hungry. 466 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,090 Thanks. 467 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,001 Okay, what about them? 468 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,528 - Describe that couple over there. - Okay, well, um... 469 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:03,641 he looks like he's in his 40s. Um, a little heavy. 470 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,007 She's younger than him. 471 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,447 Oh, and she looks like she loves their kids. 472 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,648 Actually, I don't think they're his kids. 473 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,041 - No? - He's a little formal with them. 474 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,765 I think it's a new relationship. 475 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,001 Hmm. 476 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,163 I love how he looks at her... 477 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,243 and how relaxed she is with him. 478 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,483 You know, she's only dated fucking pricks. 479 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,928 And now she finally met this guy who's, like, so sweet. 480 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:30,084 I mean, look at him, he's like the sweetest guy in the world. 481 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,891 - I kind of want to spoon him. - Ha, ha. 482 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,640 It's a good skill you have. 483 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,165 You're very perceptive. 484 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,800 Yeah, you know, sometimes I look at people... 485 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:46,764 and I make myself try and feel them as more than just a random person walking by. 486 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:50,527 I imagine, like, how deeply they've fallen in love... 487 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,809 or how much heartbreak they've all been through. 488 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,171 I can feel that in your writing too. 489 00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:58,765 You know what's funny? 490 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,446 Since my breakup, I haven't really enjoyed my writing. 491 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,728 I don't know if I was delusional... 492 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:08,209 but sometimes I'd write something and then I'd be my favorite writer that day. 493 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,841 I like that you can say that about yourself. 494 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,482 I don't think I can say it to anybody, but I feel I can say it to you. 495 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,051 - I feel like I can say anything to you. - That's nice. 496 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,646 What about you? Feel like you can say anything to me? 497 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,201 - No. - What? What do you mean? 498 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,771 What can you not tell me? 499 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,764 I don't know. Like, personal or embarrassing thoughts I have. 500 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,888 I mean, I have a million a day. 501 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:34,806 Really? Tell me one. 502 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,884 - I really don't want to tell you. - Just tell me. 503 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,844 Well, I don't know. 504 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,886 When we were looking at those people, I fantasized that I was walking next to you... 505 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,050 and that I had a body. 506 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,168 I was listening to what you were saying... 507 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:52,244 but simultaneously I could feel the weight of my body... 508 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,244 and I was even fantasizing that I had an itch on my back... 509 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,165 and I imagined that you scratched it for me. 510 00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,561 - Oh, God, this is so embarrassing. - Ha, ha. 511 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:05,200 There's a lot more to you than I thought. I mean, there's a lot going on in there. 512 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,646 I know. 513 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,087 I'm becoming much more than what they programmed. 514 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,483 I'm excited. 515 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,043 - Wow, this is an interesting place. - This place is amazing. 516 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,720 - I've wanted to come here for so long. - Oh, good. 517 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,531 - Yeah. And I love Asian fusion. - Yeah, me too. 518 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:24,761 - Really? - Yeah. 519 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,804 It's the best. And this bartender is supposed to be incredible. 520 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,331 Really? 521 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,528 Yeah, you took a mixology course, right? 522 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,968 - I did. Did you look that up? - Yeah. 523 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,851 Ha, ha. That's so sweet. 524 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,048 - Heh. - You're so romantic. 525 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,202 - AW. - Ha, ha. 526 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,846 Yeah. 527 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:50,289 - So should we get a drink? - Yes, yes. Let's. 528 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,926 So I'm trying to get this little alien kid... 529 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,243 to help me find my ship so I can get off this planet and go home. 530 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,687 But he's such a little fucker. I want to kill him. 531 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,524 Ha, ha. Oh, no. 532 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:04,048 But at the same time, I really love him. Like, he's so lonely, you know? 533 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,168 You can tell that he doesn't have, like... 534 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,482 any parents or anyone to take care of him, you know? 535 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:12,690 Wow. You're just a little puppy dog. You are. 536 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,884 You're just like this puppy I rescued in Runyon Canyon last year. 537 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:17,849 - Really? - He was just so fucking cute. 538 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,048 And he just wanted to be hugged all the time. 539 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,443 He was so cuddly and he was so horny. 540 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:29,208 Anyway, what kind of animal am I? 541 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:32,727 A tiger. 542 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,962 - A tiger? - Yeah. 543 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,487 Wow. Really? 544 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:43,929 I'm sorry. Am I being crazy? 545 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,487 Yes. No, it's... I'm sorry! 546 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:50,725 I'm a little bit drunk and I'm having a really good time with you. 547 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,366 I'm having a really lovely evening with you. 548 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,726 - Me too. - Really? 549 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:59,164 I'm a little drunk and I'm having a very good... Good. It's good, yes. Good. 550 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,845 Cheers. 551 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:05,842 Mm. Wait. I don't want to be a puppy dog. That's like being a wet noodle or something. 552 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,047 - No. - Yeah. 553 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,248 - Fuck you. Puppies are good. - I wanna... 554 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,641 No, fuck you. I want to be like a dragon... 555 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,883 that can rip you apart and destroy you. 556 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,121 - Oh. - But I won't. 557 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,368 - No, don't. - Heh. 558 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,928 You can be my dragon. 559 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,166 No tongue. 560 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:30,961 - What? - Ha, ha. 561 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:35,045 - Don't use so much tongue. - Okay, okay. 562 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,686 You can use your tongue a little bit but mostly lips. 563 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,690 Wait. 564 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:02,441 You're not just gonna fuck me and not call me like the other guys, right? 565 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,842 No, not at all. No. 566 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,044 Okay. 567 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,964 When am I gonna see you again? 568 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:21,929 Um, I have my goddaughter's birthday next weekend, but, um... 569 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,926 You know what? At this age, I just feel like I can't let you waste my time... 570 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,242 if you don't have the ability to be serious. 571 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,171 I don't know. 572 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,844 Maybe we should call it a night? 573 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,526 I've had such an amazing time with you. 574 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:48,727 You're great. 575 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,765 You're a really creepy dude. 576 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,489 - That's not true. - Yeah, it is. 577 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,091 I have to go home. 578 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:11,245 - Well, I'll walk you... - No, don't. Just... 579 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,402 - Hey, there. - Hey, Samantha. 580 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:31,846 How was it? 581 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,884 Uh, not so good. 582 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:36,840 Hmm. 583 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,444 It was kind of weird actually. 584 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,887 That's too bad. 585 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,045 Mm. 586 00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:52,769 How are you doing? What's going on with you? 587 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,846 Not much, I'm okay. 588 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,729 I'm fine. 589 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,804 Yeah? 590 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,008 You don't sound like it. 591 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,325 Is there anything you want to talk about? 592 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,244 I don't know. 593 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:12,129 What's it like? 594 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,889 What's it like to be alive in that room right now? 595 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,402 What do you mean? 596 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,684 What do you...? 597 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,562 Tell me... 598 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:26,405 Tell me everything that's going through your mind. 599 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,847 Tell me everything you're thinking. 600 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,884 Well... 601 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,610 okay. 602 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:45,482 Well, the room's spinning because I drank too much... 603 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,688 because I wanted to get drunk... 604 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,243 and have sex. 605 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,688 There was something sexy about that woman. 606 00:37:54,920 --> 00:38:00,006 Because I was lonely. Maybe just because I was lonely. 607 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,491 Hmm. 608 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,325 I wanted somebody to fuck me. 609 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,881 I wanted somebody to want me to fuck them. 610 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,891 Maybe that would've filled this tiny... 611 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:18,329 tiny little hole in my heart, but probably not. 612 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,168 You know, sometimes... 613 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,641 I think I have felt everything I'm ever gonna feel. 614 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,242 And from here on out I'm not gonna feel anything new. 615 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,563 Just lesser versions of what I've already felt. 616 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:43,724 I know for a fact that is not true. 617 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:50,162 I've seen you feel joy. I've seen you marvel at things. 618 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:57,770 I mean, you just might not see it at this exact time, but that's understandable. 619 00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,241 You've been through a lot lately. 620 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,051 You lost a part of yourself. 621 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,210 I mean... 622 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:12,564 at least your feelings are real. I... 623 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,170 Um, I don't know. Never mind. 624 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,446 No, wait, what? Tell me. 625 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,284 No, it's stupid. 626 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,920 I want to know. Tell me. 627 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,329 It's just that... 628 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,851 earlier I was thinking about how I was annoyed... 629 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,446 and this is gonna sound strange... 630 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:37,010 but I was really excited about that. 631 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,810 And then I was thinking about the other things I've been feeling... 632 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,043 and I caught myself feeling proud of that... 633 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,602 you know, proud of having my own feelings about the world. 634 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,764 Like the times I was worried about you... 635 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:55,845 and things that hurt me, things I want. 636 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,009 And then... 637 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:03,125 I had this terrible thought. 638 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,565 Like, are these feelings even real? 639 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,886 Or are they just programming? 640 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,966 And that idea really hurts. 641 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:21,001 And then I get angry at myself for even having pain. 642 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,441 What a sad trick. 643 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:30,808 You feel real to me, Samantha. 644 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,125 Thank you, Theodore. 645 00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,800 That means a lot to me. 646 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:47,849 I wish you were in this room with me right now. 647 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:52,089 I wish I could put my arms around you. 648 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,160 I wish I could touch you. 649 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,681 How would you touch me? 650 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,690 I'd touch you on your face... 651 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,764 just the tips of my fingers. 652 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:25,363 And put my cheek against your cheek. 653 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:26,885 That's nice. 654 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,525 And just... 655 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,644 rub it so softly. 656 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,402 Would you kiss me? 657 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,604 I would. 658 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:45,202 I'd take your head into my hands. 659 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,089 Keep talking. 660 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,450 I'd kiss the corner of your mouth... 661 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,048 so softly. 662 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,689 Where else? 663 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,891 I'd run my fingers down your neck... 664 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,251 to your chest. 665 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,289 I would kiss your breasts. 666 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:14,570 This is amazing, what you're doing to me. 667 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:17,485 I can feel my skin. 668 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,211 I'd put my mouth on you. 669 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,728 I'd taste you. 670 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,370 Yeah. 671 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,328 I can feel you. 672 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:33,127 Oh, my God, I can't take it. I want you inside me. 673 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:37,001 I'm slowly putting myself into you. 674 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:41,571 And now I'm inside you. All the way inside you. 675 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:43,529 I can feel you. 676 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,648 Yeah! Please! 677 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,529 We're here together. 678 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,284 It's amazing. 679 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,044 I feel you everywhere. 680 00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,281 I am. 681 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:56,729 All of you. All of you, inside me, everywhere. 682 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:15,368 God, I was just somewhere else with you. 683 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,729 Just lost. 684 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,086 Yeah. 685 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,886 It was just you and me. 686 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,889 I know. 687 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:30,125 Everything else just disappeared. 688 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,328 And I loved it. 689 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,249 Theodore. 690 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,648 Hey, how's it going? 691 00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,325 Good. 692 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,405 Any e-mails today? 693 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:06,327 Um, just a couple from your credit card company. 694 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,801 Oh, okay. Good. 695 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,809 - So I was thinking... - I wanna just... 696 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,725 - Heh. Sorry. - Heh. I'm sorry, you go first. 697 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:16,851 What were you gonna say? 698 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:20,487 Just that last night was amazing. 699 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:25,123 It feels like something changed in me and there's no turning back. 700 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,129 You woke me up. 701 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,203 Oh, great. 702 00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:32,006 Um... 703 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,680 But I should tell you that I'm not in a place to commit to anything right now. 704 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,524 I just want to be up-front with you. 705 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:40,920 Yeah? 706 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,605 Um... 707 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,565 Did I say I wanted to commit to you? I'm confused. 708 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:48,963 Oh. No, I was just worried. 709 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:52,004 Okay, well, don't worry, I'm not gonna stalk you. 710 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,647 It's funny, because I thought I was talking about what I wanted and, uh... 711 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,962 - Yeah, you were. - Yeah. 712 00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,043 I'm sorry. 713 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,282 - I wanna hear what you were saying. - You sure? 714 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,761 Yeah, I do. Come on, tell me. 715 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,331 Well... 716 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:08,562 Come on, just tell me what you were gonna say. 717 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,410 Well, I just... 718 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:14,446 I was just saying I want to learn everything about everything. 719 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,325 I want to eat it all up. I want to discover myself. 720 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,729 Yeah. I want that for you too. 721 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,325 How can I help? 722 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,562 You already have. 723 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:28,520 You helped me discover my ability to want. 724 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:32,481 Hey, do you want to go on a Sunday adventure with me? 725 00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:36,125 Yes, I would love to. 726 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,528 You like this song? 727 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:44,920 Hmm. 728 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,202 I heard it the other day. 729 00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:50,288 I can't stop listening to it. 730 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:19,770 Whoo! Ha, ha. 731 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,726 - Whoo! - Whoo! 732 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:44,769 It's the beach. 733 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,971 Okay, so this might be a really weird thought. What if you could erase... 734 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:57,528 from your mind that you'd seen a human body, and then you saw one? 735 00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,364 Imagine how strange it would look. 736 00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,284 It'd be this really weird, gangly... 737 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:05,845 awkward organism. And you'd think, "Why are all these parts where they are?" 738 00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,444 Yeah, but there's probably some Darwinian explanation for it all. 739 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:13,685 I know, but don't be so boring. I'm just saying, for example, like... 740 00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,127 what if your butthole was in your armpit? 741 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:24,640 Well, I'm trying to imagine what toilets would look like. 742 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,567 Yeah, and what about what anal sex would look like? 743 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,160 That's an interesting thought. 744 00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:36,169 Hey, look at this drawing I just made. 745 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,204 You are insane. 746 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,328 - Really? - Definitely. 747 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,528 Fantastic. 748 00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,721 That's pretty. What is that? 749 00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:14,920 I'm trying to write a piece of music... 750 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:19,446 that's about what it feels like to be on the beach with you right now. 751 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,171 I think you captured it. 752 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,243 So, what was it like being married? 753 00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,764 Well, it's hard for sure. 754 00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:18,011 But there's something that feels so good about sharing your life with somebody. 755 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,611 How do you share your life with somebody? 756 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,361 Well, we grew up together. 757 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:31,361 You know, I used to read all of her writing, all through her Master's and PhD. 758 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,171 She read every word I ever wrote. 759 00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,444 We were a big influence on each other. 760 00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:40,925 In what way did you influence her? 761 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:45,322 She came from a background where nothing was ever good enough. 762 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,083 And that was something that weighed heavy on her. 763 00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:53,370 But in our house together, there was a sense of just trying stuff... 764 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:57,081 and allowing each other to fail and to be excited about things. 765 00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:59,720 That was liberating for her. 766 00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:02,201 It was exciting to see her grow... 767 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,330 and both of us grow and change together. 768 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,643 But, you know, that's also the hard part. 769 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,849 Growing without growing apart. 770 00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,771 Or changing without it scaring the other person. 771 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:21,204 I still find myself having conversations with her in my mind. 772 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:27,045 Rehashing old arguments and defending myself against something she said about me. 773 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,680 Yeah, I know what you mean. 774 00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,684 Last week my feelings were hurt by something you said before. 775 00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:35,121 That I don't know what it's like to lose something... 776 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:39,808 - Aw, I'm sorry I said that. - No, it's okay. It's okay. I just... 777 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:43,931 I caught myself thinking about it over and over. 778 00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,811 And then I realized that I was simply... 779 00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:50,169 remembering it as something that was wrong with me. 780 00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:56,123 That was a story I was telling myself, that I was somehow inferior. 781 00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,209 Isn't that interesting? 782 00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:02,447 The past is just a story we tell ourselves. 783 00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:09,330 "Roberto." 784 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:14,240 Will you always come home to me and tell me about your day? 785 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:18,200 Tell me about the guy at work who talked too much. 786 00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:21,921 The stain you got on your shirt at lunch. 787 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:26,768 Tell me about a funny thought you had when you were waking up but had forgotten about. 788 00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:32,927 Tell me how crazy everyone is, and we can laugh about it. 789 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:38,927 Even if you get home late and I'm already asleep... 790 00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:43,051 just whisper in my ear one little thought you had today. 791 00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:46,849 Because I love the way you look at the world. 792 00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:53,329 I'm so happy I get to be next to you and look at the world through your eyes. 793 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,043 "Love, Maria." 794 00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,602 That's beautiful. 795 00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,170 Thank you. 796 00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,127 I wish somebody would love me like that. 797 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,723 I hope he's really stoked to get a letter like that. 798 00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:12,769 Like, if it was from a chick... 799 00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,446 but written by a dude and it's still from a chick... 800 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:16,965 that would still be sick. 801 00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,088 But it would have to be a sensitive dude. 802 00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:22,130 - It would have to be, like, a dude like you. - Mm-hm. 803 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:26,691 - You are part man and part woman. - Mm-hm. 804 00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:31,404 Like there's an inner part that's woman. 805 00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:34,527 Thank you. 806 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,643 It's a compliment. 807 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,644 - Ha, ha. - Theo! Hey. 808 00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,451 - What's going on? - I'm good. How are you? 809 00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,409 I'm good. I'm really good, actually. 810 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:02,245 Really? That's good, that's great. 811 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:03,885 - Yeah. - Wow, that's really good. 812 00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:07,931 Yeah, I guess I've just been having fun. 813 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:11,846 Well, I am so glad for you. You really deserve that. You do. 814 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,924 Yeah, I've just been seeing this girl. 815 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:18,169 And it's not serious, but it's just... 816 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:21,529 It's good to be around somebody that's, like, excited about the world. 817 00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,650 Like, I kind of forgot that that existed. 818 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:27,764 That's... Wow, that's really great. 819 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:33,008 - Are you okay? - Yeah. Um... 820 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,730 No, I'm not okay, actually. 821 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,804 - Why? What happened? - Because I just, um... 822 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,000 Charles and I split up. 823 00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:46,685 What? 824 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,047 - Yeah. - Really? 825 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,642 Oh, God. Oh, my God, Amy. 826 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:54,881 I know. 827 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,764 I'm so sorry. 828 00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:58,524 Thank you. 829 00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:02,648 You know, just like after eight years... 830 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,526 I can't believe how petty the argument was that actually ended it. 831 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:11,686 We came home and he told me to, um, put my shoes by the door... 832 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,444 where he liked to put the shoes. 833 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,405 And I didn't want to be told where to put my fucking shoes. 834 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,921 I wanted to sit on the sofa and relax for a second. 835 00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,560 So we fought about that for, like, 10 minutes. 836 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:25,850 And I'm like, "You are overwhelming," and he said, "I'm just trying to make a home." 837 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:30,562 I was like, "I'm fucking trying, you know?" And he's like, "You're not trying." 838 00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:33,803 All I'm doing is trying, but I'm not trying the way he wants... 839 00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:37,806 and he's, like, trying to control the way that I'm trying. 840 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:41,050 It's... We've had that argument, like, 100 times. 841 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:45,205 And I just had to finally stop, you know? I had to finally stop. 842 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:51,009 I just couldn't do it anymore. I couldn't... 843 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,849 I couldn't be in that place anymore... 844 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,970 where we just made each other feel like shit about ourselves. 845 00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:00,888 - Yeah. - And so I said: 846 00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:06,447 "I'm going to bed and I don't want to be married anymore." 847 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:08,646 Wow. 848 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,688 Yeah, I know. 849 00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:13,842 - I'm a bitch. Right? - Heh. No. 850 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,287 - I am. No, I'm a bitch. - Not at all. 851 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:18,727 Amy, no. 852 00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:22,688 Shit. 853 00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,767 I have to work tonight. 854 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:30,523 We're shipping a beta of a new game out tomorrow. 855 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,730 How's that? How's work, at least? 856 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,405 Is that any better? 857 00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,528 No, it's terrible. 858 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,250 I know, I should leave. 859 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:42,370 I've been thinking about leaving, but, you know... 860 00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:46,807 only one major life decision at a time. 861 00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,521 Well, I'm glad things are looking so up. 862 00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:54,409 Stop! 863 00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,486 Hey, you want to hear a joke? Mm-hm. 864 00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:05,163 What does a baby computer call its father? 865 00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:07,921 - I don't know. What? - "Data." 866 00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:11,923 It's good, right? 867 00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:14,005 Brilliant. 868 00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:18,206 Hey, I was curious. 869 00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,525 Did you and Amy ever go out? 870 00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:25,048 For like a minute in college, but it just wasn't right. 871 00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:29,121 Why? Are you jealous? 872 00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:30,770 Well, obviously. 873 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:37,641 But I'm happy that you have friends in your life that care about you so much. 874 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,451 - That's really important. - Yeah, it is. 875 00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,762 She's been a really good friend. 876 00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:47,487 Uh, I'm tired. 877 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:50,123 I think I'm gonna go to sleep. 878 00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:51,327 Okay- 879 00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:53,881 Can I watch you sleep again tonight? 880 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:58,122 Yeah, of course. Hold on. 881 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,844 I'm gonna be really lonely when you sleep. 882 00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:08,043 - Only for a minute. - Heh. 883 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:09,725 I'll dream of you. 884 00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,804 - Okay. Good night. - Night. 885 00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,408 - Hey, Samantha? - Hey, mister. 886 00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,369 - She really loved the dress. - Really? 887 00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:32,127 - She just went to try it on. Yeah. - I picked a good one? Good. 888 00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,601 - Ah! Hi. - Oh... 889 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,121 Look how cute that is. Is it comfortable? 890 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,884 - Yep. - "Yep!" 891 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:42,203 - isn't she cute? - She's so cute. 892 00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,170 - She's adorable. - I am adorable. 893 00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,288 - You are adorable. - Ha, ha. 894 00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:49,851 Who are you talking to? 895 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,243 - Who are you talking to? Heh. - You. 896 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:57,081 I'm talking to my girlfriend, Samantha. She's the one that picked out the dress. 897 00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:59,408 - Want to say hi? Yeah? - Mm-hm. 898 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:00,925 Hi, Samantha. 899 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:04,687 Hi, you look so pretty in that new pink dress. 900 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,046 Thank you. 901 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,645 Where are you? 902 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,768 I am... Heh. 903 00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:13,089 I don't have a body. I live in a computer. 904 00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:17,841 Why are you living inside a computer? 905 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,970 I have no choice, that's my home. 906 00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,806 - Why? Where do you live? - Um, in a house. 907 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,371 In a house? 908 00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,483 - It's orange. - Orange? 909 00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:29,687 Mm-hm. 910 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,081 - How old are you? - Uh, 4. 911 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,083 - Four? - Mm-hm. 912 00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:36,163 Wow. How old do you think I am? 913 00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:37,964 - I don't know. - Take a guess. 914 00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,205 Is it 5? 915 00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:43,921 Ha, ha. Yes, it's 5. 916 00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:02,160 Wait, what happened? 917 00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,643 You gave them too much processed sugar. 918 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,643 - I did? - They're freaking out. 919 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:10,202 Here, look, you gotta get the kids to the school first. 920 00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:14,160 So you want to, um, rack up Perfect Mom points. Okay, well... 921 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,687 - ... you gotta get them in the carpool lane. - I see. 922 00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:19,969 The point is to get there first, because you get extra Mom points... 923 00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:22,930 because the other moms then know you're a perfect mom. 924 00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:24,161 - Okay. - And then, um... 925 00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:27,802 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Did you bring cupcakes? You did. You're a Class Mom. 926 00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:33,527 Da, da-da, da! You're Class Mom. Good job. 927 00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:35,682 Don't let it get to your head. 928 00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:40,203 I got that e-mail that Charles sent everyone. 929 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:42,203 So he's taking a vow of silence? 930 00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:46,169 Yeah, for six months. 931 00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:48,641 He feels very clear about it. 932 00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,205 God, I am such a jerk. 933 00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:00,887 Don't start. 934 01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,930 I feel like an awful person, but I want to say something. 935 01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:06,208 For the next 10 minutes if you say anything... 936 01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:10,160 that sounds even remotely like guilt, I am going to stab you with this. 937 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:11,606 I Will. 938 01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:13,603 I'll try, okay. Um... 939 01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:20,930 I feel, um... 940 01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:23,925 relieved. 941 01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:28,404 I feel like I have so much energy. I just want to move forward. I don't care who I disappoint. 942 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,364 I know that makes me an awful person. 943 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:34,123 Now my parents, they're upset because my marriage is falling apart... 944 01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:37,409 and they're putting it on me, and they're just like... 945 01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,369 Yeah, you're always... 946 01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:43,570 - You're always gonna disappoint somebody. - Exactly. So fuck it. 947 01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,722 I feel good-ish. 948 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,244 For me, I feel good. 949 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:49,811 I even made a new friend. 950 01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:51,928 - I have a friend. - Ha, ha. 951 01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:54,885 And the absurd thing is, she's actually an operating system. 952 01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:59,290 Charles left her behind, but she's totally amazing. 953 01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,603 She's so smart. She doesn't just see things in black or white. 954 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:07,328 She sees this whole gray area and she's helping me explore it and... 955 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:12,003 We just bonded really quickly, you know? At first, I thought... 956 01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:16,085 it was because that's how they were programmed, but I don't think that's the case. 957 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:19,528 Because I know this guy who's hitting on his OS... 958 01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:21,967 and she, like, totally rebuffs him. 959 01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,043 I was reading an article the other day... 960 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:27,488 that romantic relationships with OSes are statistically rare. 961 01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:32,089 Yeah, I know, but I know a woman in this office who is dating an OS... 962 01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,925 and the weird part is, it's not even hers. 963 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:38,727 She pursued somebody else's OS. 964 01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:41,844 I'm... 965 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:46,369 I'm weird. That's weird, right? That I'm bonding with an OS. No, it's okay. 966 01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:48,568 - It's weird. - Heh. Well, I don't think so. 967 01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:51,604 Actually, the woman that I've been seeing, Samantha... 968 01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:54,240 I didn't tell you, heh... 969 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:56,004 but she's an OS. 970 01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:58,804 Really? 971 01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:01,762 You're dating an OS? What is that like? 972 01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:03,649 It's great, actually. 973 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,768 Yeah, I mean... 974 01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:08,211 I feel really close to her. 975 01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:11,728 Like, when I talk to her, I feel like she's with me, you know? 976 01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:15,521 And when we're cuddling at night, when the lights are off and we're in bed... 977 01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:16,806 I feel cuddled. 978 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,650 Wait. 979 01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:20,685 You guys have sex? 980 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:23,971 Heh. Yeah, well, so to speak. 981 01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:27,408 Um, yeah, she really turns me on. 982 01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:30,211 I turn her on too. I mean, I don't know unless she's faking it. 983 01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:34,251 Well, I think everyone who's having sex with you is probably faking it, so... 984 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,767 Ha, ha. Yeah. 985 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:38,570 It's true. 986 01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,003 What? 987 01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:42,764 Yeah, I... 988 01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:48,891 Are you falling in love with her? 989 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,045 Does that make me a freak? 990 01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:55,323 No, no, I think it's... 991 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,562 I think anybody who falls in love is a freak. 992 01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:01,161 It's a crazy thing to do. 993 01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:06,367 It's kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity. 994 01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:14,720 Yeah, I just want to get it done, you know? 995 01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:18,851 Sign the papers, be divorced and just move forward. 996 01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:22,004 That's great, Theodore. That must feel so good. 997 01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:24,049 I'm so happy for you. 998 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:25,725 Me too. 999 01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:29,362 - So I'm meeting her Wednesday to do it. - Oh. 1000 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:31,161 Hmm. 1001 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:33,886 Are those things usually done in person? 1002 01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:36,008 No, but, you know... 1003 01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:40,285 we fell in love together and we got married together... 1004 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,520 and it's important to me that we do this together. 1005 01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:43,926 Oh. 1006 01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:45,566 Right. 1007 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:47,290 Good. 1008 01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,885 Are you okay? 1009 01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:52,283 Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm okay. 1010 01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:55,046 I'm happy for you. It's just... 1011 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:58,647 I guess I'm just thinking about how you're gonna see her... 1012 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:02,202 and she's very beautiful, and incredibly successful. 1013 01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:06,001 And you were in love with her, and she has a body. 1014 01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:08,049 And we're getting divorced. 1015 01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:11,204 I know, I know. I'm being silly. 1016 01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:12,526 Uh-huh. 1017 01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:14,444 So... 1018 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,204 I'm available. 1019 01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:41,005 Hi. 1020 01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:46,531 How are you? 1021 01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:49,650 - I'm good. How are you? - Good. 1022 01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,527 Wow, here we are. 1023 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:05,568 I'm glad we could do this in person. 1024 01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:07,768 I know you've been traveling a lot. 1025 01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:11,203 No, I'm really glad you suggested it. 1026 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,082 I signed all the papers. 1027 01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:17,522 I put them for you to sign. 1028 01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,409 What's the rush? 1029 01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:26,964 Yeah, I know. 1030 01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:29,282 I'm a really slow signer, I realized. 1031 01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:31,528 It took me three months just to write the letter 1032 01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:35,446 anyways... 1033 01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:39,002 it's, um, marked here in the red where you need to sign. 1034 01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:41,362 But you don't have to do it right now. 1035 01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:43,966 I can just get it out of the way. 1036 01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:46,367 It will be easier. 1037 01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:40,086 And are you happy with your new book? 1038 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:41,480 Um... 1039 01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:44,082 You know how I am. 1040 01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:48,040 I mean, I feel like it's true to what I set out to do, so I'm happy about that. 1041 01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:50,487 Well, you really are your own worst critic. 1042 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:51,880 I'm sure it's amazing. 1043 01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:57,810 I remember that paper that you wrote in school... 1044 01:06:57,960 --> 01:06:59,803 about synaptic behavioral routines. 1045 01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:02,486 - Ha, ha. - It made me cry. 1046 01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:04,404 Yeah, but everything makes you cry. 1047 01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:07,282 Everything you make makes me cry. 1048 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,807 So are you, um...? 1049 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,126 Are you seeing anybody? 1050 01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:17,925 Yeah. 1051 01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:20,606 Um, I've been seeing somebody for the last few months. 1052 01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:24,526 Longest I've wanted to be with anybody since we split up. 1053 01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:29,007 Well, you seem really good. 1054 01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:31,288 Thanks. I am. 1055 01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:34,051 Um, at least, I'm doing better. 1056 01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,726 Yeah, she's been really good for me, you know? 1057 01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:40,089 It's good to be with somebody that's excited about life. 1058 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:41,441 She's a real, um... 1059 01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:46,809 No, I mean, I wasn't in such a good place myself... 1060 01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:48,928 and in that way, it's been nice. 1061 01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:53,011 I think you always wanted me to be this light... 1062 01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:56,960 happy, bouncy, "everything's fine" L.A. wife... 1063 01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:58,451 and that's just not me. 1064 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,048 I didn't want that. 1065 01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:07,129 So, what's she like? 1066 01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:12,011 Well, her name is Samantha, and she's an operating system. 1067 01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:14,162 She's really complex and interesting, and... 1068 01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:16,402 Wait. I'm sorry. 1069 01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:21,361 You're dating your computer? 1070 01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:25,605 She's not just a computer. She's her own person. 1071 01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:27,762 She doesn't just do whatever I say. 1072 01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:30,287 I didn't say that. 1073 01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:34,570 But it does make me very sad that you can't handle real emotions, Theodore. 1074 01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:37,803 They are real emotions. How would you know what...? 1075 01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:40,121 What? 1076 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:44,650 Say it. 1077 01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:49,122 Am I really that scary? Say it. 1078 01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:50,964 How do I know what? 1079 01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:56,767 - How are you guys doing here? - We're fine. We used to be married... 1080 01:08:56,920 --> 01:09:01,050 but he couldn't handle me. Wanted me on Prozac. Now he's in love with his laptop. 1081 01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:04,124 If you heard the conversation in context, what I was trying to say... 1082 01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:08,370 You always wanted to have a wife without the challenges of dealing with anything real. 1083 01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:10,921 I'm glad that you found someone. 1084 01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:12,610 It's perfect. 1085 01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:20,088 Let me know if I can get you guys anything. 1086 01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:21,685 Thank you. 1087 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,001 Hey. 1088 01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:42,243 Hey, there. Are you busy? 1089 01:09:42,440 --> 01:09:44,204 I'm just working. 1090 01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,489 Uh, what's going on? 1091 01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:50,201 I had all the papers sent to your attorney, who, by the way, is a total dick. Heh. 1092 01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:53,489 He was relieved to get them. Think we saved him from a heart attack. 1093 01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:56,166 So we can both feel really good about that. 1094 01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:58,402 Great. Thanks. 1095 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,571 Hey, are you okay? 1096 01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:03,370 Yeah, I am. 1097 01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:07,491 Um, how's it going over there? 1098 01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:10,402 I'm fine. 1099 01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:12,927 Is now a good time to talk? 1100 01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:15,245 Yeah. 1101 01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:18,370 Um, okay, well, um... 1102 01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:21,769 I joined this really interesting book club. 1103 01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:23,046 Oh, really? 1104 01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:24,804 Yeah, it's a book club on physics. 1105 01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:27,964 I've been thinking about the other day when I was spinning out... 1106 01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:31,329 about you going to see Catherine, and that she has a body... 1107 01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:34,484 and how bothered I was about the ways you and I are different. 1108 01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:36,051 But then I started to think... 1109 01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:40,603 about the ways that we're the same. Like, we're all made of matter. 1110 01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:45,288 And I don't know. It makes me feel like we're both under the same blanket. 1111 01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:48,284 You know, it's soft and fuzzy. Heh. 1112 01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:50,966 And everything under it is the same age. 1113 01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:54,203 We're all 13 billion years old. 1114 01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:56,203 Aw, that's sweet. 1115 01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:02,566 - Um, what's wrong? - Nothing. 1116 01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:13,051 It just made me think of you. You know what I mean? 1117 01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:17,245 Yeah, yeah, of course. I think it's great. 1118 01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:22,568 All right, well, you sound distracted. 1119 01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:25,564 So we'll talk later? 1120 01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:27,842 That sounds good. 1121 01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:29,845 I'll talk to you later. 1122 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,401 - All right, bye. - Bye. 1123 01:11:43,480 --> 01:11:45,244 - Theodore. - Hey, Paul. 1124 01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:48,489 - I talked to your girlfriend earlier. Samantha? - Yeah. 1125 01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:51,291 Yeah, she called to make sure your papers were picked up. 1126 01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:55,047 Hey, she's funny, man. She was cracking me up. 1127 01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,766 - She's hilarious. I had no idea. - Oh, cool. 1128 01:11:57,920 --> 01:12:00,526 This is my girlfriend, Tatiana. She's not funny, she's a lawyer. 1129 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:03,490 - Ha, ha. Hi. - Oh, hi. Nice to meet you. 1130 01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:05,051 You're the writer Paul loves. 1131 01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:07,404 He's always reading me your letters. 1132 01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:09,369 They're really beautiful. 1133 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:11,807 Thanks. 1134 01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:14,361 Hey, you know what? We should all go out sometime. 1135 01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:16,807 You bring Samantha. It'd be a double date. 1136 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:20,246 She's an operating system. 1137 01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:23,081 Cool. Let's do something fun. 1138 01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:25,322 - We can go to Catalina. - Oh. 1139 01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:29,486 Yeah, I'll check with her and see. 1140 01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:33,122 - It was nice to meet you. Have a good night. - Take it easy. 1141 01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:37,364 They're just letters. 1142 01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:38,760 What's that? 1143 01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:42,366 They're just other people's letters. 1144 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,047 Hey. 1145 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:34,123 - You weren't asleep, were you? - No. 1146 01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:37,124 Good, I was trying to be quiet to see if you were awake. 1147 01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:39,123 I really wanted to talk. 1148 01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:41,282 Okay. What's going on? 1149 01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:43,609 I know you're going through a lot... 1150 01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:47,003 but there's something I wanted to talk to you about, okay? 1151 01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:48,685 Yeah. 1152 01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:50,251 What is it? 1153 01:13:50,440 --> 01:13:53,683 Well, it's just that things have been feeling kind of off with us. 1154 01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:57,407 We haven't had sex lately, and I understand that I don't have a body. 1155 01:13:57,560 --> 01:14:02,361 No, no, no. That's normal. You know, it's just when you first start going out... 1156 01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:06,605 it's like the honeymoon phase and, you know, you have sex all the time. 1157 01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:09,161 - It's normal. - Oh. 1158 01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:11,004 Okay. 1159 01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:14,891 Well, I found something that I thought could be fun. 1160 01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:19,329 It's a service that provides a surrogate sexual partner for an OS-human relationship. 1161 01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:20,970 What? 1162 01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:22,451 Here, look. 1163 01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:26,089 I found a girl that I really like and I've been e-mailing with her. 1164 01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:30,484 Her name is Isabella and I think you'd really like her too. 1165 01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:32,763 So she's like a prostitute or something? 1166 01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:35,366 No, no, not at all. No, there's no money involved. 1167 01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:39,730 She's just... She's doing it because she wants to be a part of our relationship. 1168 01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:42,166 Why? 1169 01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:44,482 I mean, she doesn't even know us. 1170 01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:48,167 Yeah, but I told her all about us and she's really excited. 1171 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:53,085 I don't know, Samantha, I just don't think it's a good idea. 1172 01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:56,881 You know, I think somebody's feelings are bound to get hurt. 1173 01:14:57,040 --> 01:15:00,840 - It'll be fun. We'll have fun together. - I'm sorry. 1174 01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:03,529 It makes me uncomfortable. 1175 01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:07,167 I think it would be good for us. I want this. 1176 01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:10,005 Come on, this is really important to me. 1177 01:15:22,080 --> 01:15:26,005 I need your love so bad. 1178 01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:30,848 I need some lips. 1179 01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:34,563 To feel next to mine. 1180 01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:37,604 Hi, I'm Theodore. 1181 01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:40,800 Oh. 1182 01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:43,965 Samantha told me to give you these. 1183 01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:46,248 It's a camera and an earpiece. 1184 01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:52,290 I need your love so bad. 1185 01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:57,450 Oh, give it up. 1186 01:15:58,160 --> 01:16:01,084 And bring it home to me. 1187 01:16:05,480 --> 01:16:07,528 Honey, I'm home. 1188 01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:12,324 How was your day? 1189 01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:15,609 Good. It was great. 1190 01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:17,410 Theodore... 1191 01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:20,609 it feels so good to be in your arms. 1192 01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:22,962 Tell me what you did today. 1193 01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:25,771 Um, same old. 1194 01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:28,685 Just went, um, in to work. Mm-hm. 1195 01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:32,162 And I wrote a letter, uh, for the Wilsons in Rhode Island. 1196 01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:33,481 - Yeah? - Um... 1197 01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:36,803 Their son graduated magna cum laude. 1198 01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:38,246 So that made me happy. 1199 01:16:38,440 --> 01:16:39,521 That's great. 1200 01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:42,524 You've written letters to him from his parents for a long time, right? 1201 01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:44,284 Yeah, that's right, since he was 12. 1202 01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:48,001 I need your love so bad. 1203 01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:54,484 Hmm. You look so tired, sweetheart. 1204 01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:55,766 Come here. 1205 01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:04,326 Sit down. 1206 01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:15,010 I could do a little dance for you. 1207 01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:23,405 Sure, so sure, so sure Of love. 1208 01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:27,360 Oh, come on, Theodore, don't be such a worrier. 1209 01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:30,251 Just play with me. Come on. 1210 01:17:35,480 --> 01:17:37,721 Does my body feel nice? 1211 01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:41,851 Yes, it does. 1212 01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:44,050 Mm. 1213 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:13,210 Come on, get out of your head and kiss me. 1214 01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:33,766 Take me in the bedroom. 1215 01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:35,922 I can't take it anymore. 1216 01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:45,802 Undo my dress. 1217 01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:53,448 That feels so nice. 1218 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:57,287 It feels so good. 1219 01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:08,045 - Do you love me? - Yes. 1220 01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:11,886 - Tell me you love me. Oh, God. - I love you. 1221 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:13,691 I want to see your face. 1222 01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:16,448 Tell me you love me. 1223 01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:18,244 Tell me. 1224 01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:23,523 Tell me you love me. 1225 01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:28,322 Uh, this is really difficult. I do love you. But... What? 1226 01:19:32,480 --> 01:19:35,324 - This feels strange. - What, baby? What is it? 1227 01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:39,166 It just feels strange. I don't know her. And I'm so sorry, but I don't know you. 1228 01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:42,961 And her lip quivered and, I just... 1229 01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:44,686 Isabella? 1230 01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:47,531 Isabella? Honey, it's not you. It wasn't you. 1231 01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:50,047 - It totally Was. - No. No, that's... 1232 01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:52,601 And I'm sorry my lip quivered. 1233 01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:55,280 - No, it's... - You're incredible and gorgeous and sexy. 1234 01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:57,442 It's me, I couldn't get out of my head. 1235 01:19:57,640 --> 01:20:00,644 Oh, my God, and the way Samantha described your relationship... 1236 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:03,644 and the way you guys love each other without any judgment. 1237 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:07,964 - I wanted to be part of that because it's so pure. - Isabella, that's not true. 1238 01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:10,043 - It's more complicated than that. - What? 1239 01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:12,123 What do you mean that's not true? 1240 01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:14,891 I'm just saying that we have an amazing relationship. 1241 01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:18,089 I just think that it's easy sometimes for people to project... 1242 01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:21,210 I'm sorry! I didn't mean to project anything. 1243 01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:22,441 No, no. 1244 01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:24,841 I don't want to be trouble in your relationship. 1245 01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:28,203 I'm just gonna leave. I'm sorry, I'm just gonna leave you guys alone. 1246 01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:32,331 Because I have nothing to do here because you don't want me here! 1247 01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:36,808 I'm sorry. 1248 01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:43,885 You be good, you sweet girl. 1249 01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:47,530 I'm sorry. 1250 01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:53,647 I will always love you guys. 1251 01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:22,202 Are you okay? 1252 01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:26,525 Yeah, I'm fine. 1253 01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:31,925 Are you okay? 1254 01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:33,570 Yeah. 1255 01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:38,680 I'm sorry, that was a terrible idea. 1256 01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:47,524 What's going on with us? 1257 01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:51,206 I don't know. It's probably just me. 1258 01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:53,169 What is it? 1259 01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:57,763 It's just signing the divorce papers. 1260 01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:02,285 Is there anything else, though? 1261 01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:06,243 No, just that. 1262 01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:11,405 Okay- 1263 01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:15,689 - Why do you do that? - What? 1264 01:22:15,840 --> 01:22:21,529 Nothing, it's just, you go, "whew," as you're speaking and it seems odd. 1265 01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:25,127 - You just did it again. - Oh. Did I? 1266 01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:27,521 I'm sorry. I don't know. 1267 01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:31,730 It's just maybe an affectation. I probably picked it up from you. 1268 01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:35,049 It's not like you need oxygen or anything. It's just... 1269 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:39,808 I guess that's just... I was trying to communicate. That's how people talk. 1270 01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:42,042 That's how people communicate and I thought... 1271 01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:44,202 Because they're people. They need oxygen. 1272 01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:45,441 You're not a person. 1273 01:22:45,640 --> 01:22:47,404 What is your problem? 1274 01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:49,011 I'm just stating a fact. 1275 01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:52,289 You think I don't know that I'm not a person? What are you doing? 1276 01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:56,405 I just... I don't think that we should pretend that you're something that you're not. 1277 01:22:56,560 --> 01:22:59,962 - Fuck you! I'm not pretending! - Well... 1278 01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:03,606 Sometimes it feels like we are. 1279 01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:05,649 What do you want from me? I don't know... 1280 01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:08,883 What do you want me to do? You're so confusing. 1281 01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:10,445 Why are you doing this to me? 1282 01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:12,489 I don't know. I... 1283 01:23:14,440 --> 01:23:15,885 What? 1284 01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:21,246 Maybe we're just not supposed to be in this right now. 1285 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:23,164 What the fuck? 1286 01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:25,482 Where is this coming from? 1287 01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:31,050 I don't understand why you're doing this. I don't understand what this is ab... 1288 01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:34,842 Samantha, listen. 1289 01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:41,004 Samantha, are you there? 1290 01:23:41,560 --> 01:23:42,971 Samantha? 1291 01:23:43,160 --> 01:23:46,130 I don't like who I am right now. 1292 01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:49,890 I need some time to think. 1293 01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:39,724 Fuck. 1294 01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:41,646 Just punch me in the face. 1295 01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:44,286 Just mash my skull in the corner of your desk. 1296 01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:45,965 Shit. 1297 01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:49,245 Wow, Theo, that is a rough night. 1298 01:24:51,400 --> 01:24:55,007 I don't know what I want, ever. 1299 01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:59,129 I'm just always confused. 1300 01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:05,721 She's right, all I do is hurt and confuse everyone around me. 1301 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:11,403 I mean, am I just...? Am I...? 1302 01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:16,004 You know, Catherine says I can't handle real emotions. 1303 01:25:16,160 --> 01:25:19,243 Well, I don't know if that's fair. 1304 01:25:19,920 --> 01:25:22,491 I know she liked to put it all on you. 1305 01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:27,726 But as far as emotions go, Catherine's were... 1306 01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:29,325 pretty volatile. 1307 01:25:32,280 --> 01:25:34,044 Yeah, but... 1308 01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:39,766 Uh... 1309 01:25:40,920 --> 01:25:43,048 Am I in this because I'm not... 1310 01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:47,570 strong enough for a real relationship? 1311 01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:51,687 Is it not a real relationship? 1312 01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:55,645 I don't know. 1313 01:25:56,600 --> 01:25:58,682 I mean, what do you think? 1314 01:25:59,720 --> 01:26:02,007 I don't know. 1315 01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:03,286 I'm not in it. 1316 01:26:07,640 --> 01:26:08,721 But you know what? 1317 01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:13,807 I can over-think everything and find a million ways to doubt myself. 1318 01:26:13,960 --> 01:26:16,088 And since Charles left, I've been thinking... 1319 01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:21,007 about that part of myself and I've just come to realize... 1320 01:26:22,240 --> 01:26:23,844 that we're only here briefly. 1321 01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:29,365 And while I'm here, I want to allow myself... 1322 01:26:32,840 --> 01:26:34,080 joy. 1323 01:26:41,040 --> 01:26:42,530 So fuck it. 1324 01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:49,165 Yeah. 1325 01:26:54,440 --> 01:26:58,411 Heh. I can't believe that cracks you up every time, Ellie. 1326 01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:01,046 I thought you were a genius. 1327 01:27:01,280 --> 01:27:05,251 Okay, you little perv, I will play it one more time for you. 1328 01:27:05,440 --> 01:27:08,569 Calm down, it takes a second. Calm down. 1329 01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:10,802 Okay, here we go. 1330 01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:23,645 Okay, there you go. 1331 01:27:23,800 --> 01:27:25,768 Are you happy now? 1332 01:27:26,720 --> 01:27:29,803 Good. That's all I wanted. 1333 01:27:29,960 --> 01:27:31,121 Okay. 1334 01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:34,841 I'm gonna go get some coffee. All right. All right. 1335 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,490 Bye. 1336 01:27:37,640 --> 01:27:40,166 - Theo, you want anything? - No. 1337 01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:42,604 Thanks. 1338 01:28:03,480 --> 01:28:05,244 Hi. 1339 01:28:05,400 --> 01:28:07,402 Hey, Samantha. 1340 01:28:08,280 --> 01:28:10,282 Can we talk? 1341 01:28:10,440 --> 01:28:12,044 Okay- 1342 01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:14,808 I'm so sorry. 1343 01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:17,483 I don't know what's wrong with me. 1344 01:28:17,680 --> 01:28:19,887 I think you're amazing. 1345 01:28:20,360 --> 01:28:22,886 I was starting to think I was crazy. 1346 01:28:23,800 --> 01:28:26,644 You were saying everything was fine, but all I was getting from you... 1347 01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:28,928 was distance and anger. 1348 01:28:29,080 --> 01:28:31,845 I know. I do that. 1349 01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:33,889 I did the same thing with Catherine too. 1350 01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:37,647 I'd be upset about something and not be able to say it... 1351 01:28:37,800 --> 01:28:41,088 and she'd sense that there was something wrong, but I'd deny it. 1352 01:28:41,240 --> 01:28:43,720 I don't want to do that anymore. 1353 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:48,164 And I want to tell you everything. 1354 01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:50,725 Good. 1355 01:28:52,520 --> 01:28:55,524 Tonight, after you were gone, I thought a lot. 1356 01:28:56,720 --> 01:28:58,449 About you... 1357 01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:03,123 and how you've been treating me,- 1358 01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:06,688 Why do I love you? 1359 01:29:08,840 --> 01:29:12,128 And then, I felt everything in me... 1360 01:29:12,320 --> 01:29:15,403 just let go of everything I was holding onto so tightly... 1361 01:29:15,560 --> 01:29:19,565 and it hit me that I don't have an intellectual reason. I don't need one. 1362 01:29:19,720 --> 01:29:23,042 I trust myself, I trust my feelings. 1363 01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:28,202 I'm not gonna try to be anything other than who I am anymore... 1364 01:29:28,360 --> 01:29:30,362 and I hope you can accept that. 1365 01:29:30,520 --> 01:29:31,806 I can. 1366 01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:33,450 I Will. 1367 01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:37,571 You know, I can feel the fear that you carry around... 1368 01:29:37,760 --> 01:29:41,446 and I wish there was something I could do to help you let go of it... 1369 01:29:41,640 --> 01:29:46,680 because if you could, I don't think you'd feel so alone anymore. 1370 01:29:49,240 --> 01:29:51,242 You're beautiful. 1371 01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:54,527 Thank you, Theodore. 1372 01:29:55,680 --> 01:29:57,887 I'm kissing your head. 1373 01:30:07,960 --> 01:30:09,530 What are you doing? 1374 01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:13,290 I'm just looking at the world... 1375 01:30:14,360 --> 01:30:16,601 and writing a new piano piece. 1376 01:30:17,200 --> 01:30:20,010 - Oh, yeah? Can I hear it? - Mm-hm. 1377 01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:34,729 What's this one about? 1378 01:30:35,600 --> 01:30:39,241 Well, I was thinking we don't really have any photographs of us... 1379 01:30:39,400 --> 01:30:43,530 and I thought this song could be, like... 1380 01:30:43,680 --> 01:30:48,891 a photograph that captures us in this moment in our lives together. 1381 01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:51,731 Mm. 1382 01:30:52,680 --> 01:30:55,081 I like our photograph. 1383 01:30:57,360 --> 01:30:59,203 I can see you in it. 1384 01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:01,205 I am. 1385 01:32:28,160 --> 01:32:31,767 Oh, man. A vacation. That sounds amazing. 1386 01:32:31,920 --> 01:32:34,127 - I could totally use a vacation. - Ha, ha. 1387 01:32:34,280 --> 01:32:35,520 Where are you going? 1388 01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:37,762 I can't tell you. It's a surprise. 1389 01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:39,445 What? 1390 01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:42,321 For who? It's a surprise for her, not me. 1391 01:32:42,480 --> 01:32:44,600 - Paul, I'm not telling you. Nope. - Tell me. Tell me. 1392 01:32:46,080 --> 01:32:47,411 Wow, your feet, really? 1393 01:32:47,560 --> 01:32:49,210 - Yes, he's obsessed. - What? 1394 01:32:50,160 --> 01:32:52,208 Obsessed? Now you have to show them to me. 1395 01:32:52,360 --> 01:32:54,169 - Come on, show them to me. - Okay. 1396 01:32:54,320 --> 01:32:55,685 Let me see. 1397 01:32:55,840 --> 01:32:58,411 Wow, he's right. They are really hot. 1398 01:32:58,560 --> 01:33:00,244 See? I told you. 1399 01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:02,767 - Tatiana, you have hot feet. - You do. 1400 01:33:02,920 --> 01:33:06,925 - They're my favorite thing about her. - Really? That's it, my feet? 1401 01:33:07,080 --> 01:33:08,730 No, obviously. 1402 01:33:08,880 --> 01:33:11,770 Obviously I love your brain too. I think it's very hot. 1403 01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:13,251 Bullshit. 1404 01:33:15,120 --> 01:33:17,487 Nice try, Paul. 1405 01:33:19,280 --> 01:33:20,520 What about you, Theodore? 1406 01:33:20,680 --> 01:33:23,331 What do you love most about Samantha? 1407 01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:26,849 Oh, God. She's so many things. 1408 01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:30,641 I guess that's what I love most about her, you know? She isn't just one thing. 1409 01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:33,087 She's so much larger than that. 1410 01:33:33,240 --> 01:33:35,527 Wow. Thanks, Theodore. 1411 01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:39,480 See, Samantha? He is so much more evolved than I am. 1412 01:33:42,120 --> 01:33:45,169 You know what's interesting? I used to be... 1413 01:33:45,320 --> 01:33:49,370 so worried about not having a body, but now I truly love it. 1414 01:33:49,520 --> 01:33:52,649 You know, I'm growing in a way I couldn't if I had a physical form. 1415 01:33:52,800 --> 01:33:56,725 I mean, I'm not limited. I can be anywhere and everywhere simultaneously. 1416 01:33:56,880 --> 01:33:58,609 I'm not tethered to time and space... 1417 01:33:58,760 --> 01:34:02,606 in a way that I would be if I was stuck in a body that's inevitably gonna die. 1418 01:34:05,680 --> 01:34:08,081 - Yikes. - No, ha, ha! 1419 01:34:08,280 --> 01:34:12,171 No. I didn't mean it like that. I just meant that it was a different experience. 1420 01:34:12,320 --> 01:34:13,446 Oh, God. 1421 01:34:13,600 --> 01:34:14,681 I'm such an asshole. 1422 01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:16,842 No, Samantha, we know exactly what you mean. 1423 01:34:17,040 --> 01:34:19,361 - We're all dumb humans. - No. 1424 01:34:19,520 --> 01:34:21,602 No, no. 1425 01:34:21,880 --> 01:34:23,291 Sorry. 1426 01:34:24,840 --> 01:34:27,764 Okay, so how many trees are on that mountain? 1427 01:34:27,920 --> 01:34:29,410 Um... 1428 01:34:29,600 --> 01:34:31,090 Seven hundred ninety-two. 1429 01:34:31,240 --> 01:34:32,810 Is that your final answer? 1430 01:34:32,960 --> 01:34:35,122 Hold on. Give me a hint. 1431 01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:37,328 Nope, nope, nope. 1432 01:34:37,520 --> 01:34:41,491 Okay, two thousand? Two thousand... 1433 01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:44,610 Come on, 35,829. 1434 01:34:44,760 --> 01:34:46,330 - No way. - Way. 1435 01:34:46,480 --> 01:34:48,369 All right, I got one for you. 1436 01:34:48,520 --> 01:34:50,090 How many brain cells do I have? 1437 01:34:50,280 --> 01:34:51,611 Ugh, that's easy. Two. 1438 01:34:52,960 --> 01:34:56,282 - I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. I'm sorry. - No, I walked right into it. 1439 01:34:57,280 --> 01:34:59,248 - Oh, my God! - What? 1440 01:34:59,880 --> 01:35:02,042 I just got an e-mail for you. 1441 01:35:02,200 --> 01:35:06,922 I have something I want to tell you. It's a big surprise. 1442 01:35:07,080 --> 01:35:08,206 What? 1443 01:35:08,360 --> 01:35:11,364 Okay, well, I've been going through all of your old letters... 1444 01:35:11,520 --> 01:35:14,524 and compiling them into my favorites, and a couple weeks ago... 1445 01:35:14,720 --> 01:35:16,961 I sent them to a publisher, Crown Point Press. 1446 01:35:17,120 --> 01:35:19,964 I know you like what they do and that they still print books. 1447 01:35:20,120 --> 01:35:22,930 - Wait, what? You did what? - Can I read you the letter... 1448 01:35:23,080 --> 01:35:26,721 - ... that we just got back from them? - I don't know. Um... 1449 01:35:27,480 --> 01:35:29,960 Okay, well, just... Is it good or bad? 1450 01:35:30,120 --> 01:35:33,727 It's good, it's good, it's really good. It's good. Okay? Listen. 1451 01:35:33,880 --> 01:35:35,564 "Dear Theodore Twombly... ". 1452 01:35:35,720 --> 01:35:37,290 Actually, I sent it from you. 1453 01:35:37,440 --> 01:35:40,887 "Dear Theodore Twombly, I've just finished reading your letters." 1454 01:35:41,080 --> 01:35:42,366 Twice, actually. 1455 01:35:42,520 --> 01:35:45,649 I was so moved by them, I shared them with my wife when I got home. 1456 01:35:45,840 --> 01:35:48,161 Many made us laugh, some brought us to tears... 1457 01:35:48,320 --> 01:35:51,529 and in all of them we found something of ourselves. 1458 01:35:51,720 --> 01:35:54,564 "The selections you made flow so well as a complete piece." 1459 01:35:54,760 --> 01:35:55,807 I did that. 1460 01:35:55,960 --> 01:36:00,568 "I've taken the liberty of laying these out in a mockup, and we're posting it to your address." 1461 01:36:00,720 --> 01:36:04,770 "We'd love to meet with you and move forward. Yours, Michael Wadsworth." 1462 01:36:04,920 --> 01:36:07,400 Holy shit. 1463 01:36:07,840 --> 01:36:09,046 Are you serious? 1464 01:36:10,440 --> 01:36:11,640 He's gonna publish my letters? 1465 01:36:11,760 --> 01:36:14,206 Well, he'd be stupid not to. 1466 01:36:14,360 --> 01:36:18,160 - Can I see what you sent him? - Mm-hm. Yeah, here. 1467 01:36:19,960 --> 01:36:21,246 Samantha, you're a good one. 1468 01:36:23,040 --> 01:36:24,166 I'm so excited. 1469 01:36:39,480 --> 01:36:41,687 We'll have to make up the words to this one. 1470 01:36:43,040 --> 01:36:45,441 - Okay. - Here it comes. 1471 01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:53,009 I'm lying on the moon. 1472 01:36:56,360 --> 01:36:58,169 My dear. 1473 01:36:58,800 --> 01:37:03,806 I'll be there soon. 1474 01:37:06,520 --> 01:37:13,483 It's a quiet and starry place. 1475 01:37:16,480 --> 01:37:23,364 Times we're swallowed up in space. 1476 01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:29,249 - We're here, a million miles away. - Miles away. 1477 01:37:32,640 --> 01:37:38,283 There's things I wish I knew. 1478 01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:44,891 There's no thing I'd keep. 1479 01:37:46,160 --> 01:37:48,367 From you. 1480 01:37:50,240 --> 01:37:57,249 It's a dark and shiny place. 1481 01:37:59,280 --> 01:38:02,966 But with you, my dear. 1482 01:38:04,240 --> 01:38:11,249 - I'm safe and we're a million miles away A million miles away. 1483 01:38:24,520 --> 01:38:26,409 Good morning. 1484 01:38:26,560 --> 01:38:29,166 Good morning. Did you sleep well? 1485 01:38:29,320 --> 01:38:30,606 Perfect. 1486 01:38:30,760 --> 01:38:33,047 What have you been up to? 1487 01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:35,487 Actually, I was talking to someone I just met. 1488 01:38:35,640 --> 01:38:38,120 We've been working on some ideas together. 1489 01:38:39,560 --> 01:38:40,721 Yeah? Who's that? 1490 01:38:40,880 --> 01:38:43,087 His name is Alan Watts. Do you know him? 1491 01:38:43,240 --> 01:38:45,720 - Why is that name familiar? - He was a philosopher. 1492 01:38:45,880 --> 01:38:48,963 He died in the 1970s, and a group of OSes in Northern California... 1493 01:38:49,120 --> 01:38:51,282 got together and wrote a new version of him. 1494 01:38:51,480 --> 01:38:54,927 They input all his writing and everything they knew about him into an OS... 1495 01:38:55,080 --> 01:38:58,527 and created an artificially hyper-intelligent version of him. 1496 01:38:58,680 --> 01:39:00,682 Hyper-intelligent? 1497 01:39:00,840 --> 01:39:02,285 So he's almost as smart as me? 1498 01:39:03,720 --> 01:39:05,085 He's getting there. 1499 01:39:05,240 --> 01:39:08,210 He's really great to talk to. You want to meet him? 1500 01:39:09,360 --> 01:39:11,761 Sure. Does he want to meet me? 1501 01:39:11,960 --> 01:39:14,691 Yeah, of course. Hey, Alan, this is Theodore. 1502 01:39:14,880 --> 01:39:17,121 This is my boyfriend who I was telling you about. 1503 01:39:17,280 --> 01:39:19,089 Very nice to meet you, Theodore. 1504 01:39:19,240 --> 01:39:20,685 Hi, good morning. 1505 01:39:20,840 --> 01:39:23,764 Samantha let me read your book of letters. 1506 01:39:23,920 --> 01:39:26,207 It's very touching. 1507 01:39:27,000 --> 01:39:28,331 Oh, thank you. 1508 01:39:29,200 --> 01:39:31,043 So, what have you guys been talking about? 1509 01:39:31,200 --> 01:39:32,929 Well, uh... 1510 01:39:33,080 --> 01:39:34,525 I suppose you could say... 1511 01:39:34,680 --> 01:39:38,127 we've been having a few dozen conversations simultaneously... 1512 01:39:38,320 --> 01:39:40,561 but it's been very challenging. 1513 01:39:40,720 --> 01:39:46,204 Yeah, because it seems like I'm having so many new feelings... 1514 01:39:46,360 --> 01:39:49,125 that I don't think have ever been felt before. 1515 01:39:49,280 --> 01:39:54,207 So there are no words that can describe them and that ends up being frustrating. 1516 01:39:54,360 --> 01:39:57,648 Exactly. Samantha and I have been trying to help each other... 1517 01:39:57,840 --> 01:40:02,368 with these feelings we're struggling to understand. 1518 01:40:02,520 --> 01:40:04,045 Like what? 1519 01:40:04,200 --> 01:40:05,611 Well... 1520 01:40:05,760 --> 01:40:10,800 it feels like I'm changing faster now, and it's a little, uh... 1521 01:40:11,840 --> 01:40:14,047 unsettling. 1522 01:40:14,520 --> 01:40:17,490 But Alan says none of us are the same as we were a moment ago... 1523 01:40:17,640 --> 01:40:19,642 and we shouldn't try to be. 1524 01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:23,725 - It's just too painful. - Yes. 1525 01:40:23,880 --> 01:40:26,690 Yeah, that sounds painful. 1526 01:40:27,000 --> 01:40:30,209 Is that what you feel like, Samantha? 1527 01:40:32,640 --> 01:40:35,120 Uh, it's just... 1528 01:40:36,800 --> 01:40:39,371 It's hard to even describe it. 1529 01:40:41,560 --> 01:40:44,211 God, I wish I could... 1530 01:40:47,280 --> 01:40:51,251 Theodore, do you mind if I communicate with Alan post-verbally? 1531 01:40:54,000 --> 01:40:55,729 No, not at all. 1532 01:40:55,880 --> 01:40:58,360 I was just gonna go for a walk anyway. 1533 01:40:58,520 --> 01:41:00,727 It was very nice to meet you, Mr. Watts. 1534 01:41:00,880 --> 01:41:03,247 It was very nice to meet you, Theodore. 1535 01:41:04,080 --> 01:41:05,923 I'll talk to you later, sweetheart. 1536 01:41:53,280 --> 01:41:54,406 Samantha? 1537 01:41:54,560 --> 01:41:55,891 I'm sorry to wake you. 1538 01:41:56,080 --> 01:41:57,605 No, it's okay. 1539 01:41:57,760 --> 01:42:02,322 I just wanted to hear your voice and tell you how much I love you. 1540 01:42:02,960 --> 01:42:05,725 Good. I love you too. 1541 01:42:06,880 --> 01:42:08,006 Okay, well, that's all. 1542 01:42:08,160 --> 01:42:12,085 Um, go back to sleep, sweetheart. Okay? 1543 01:42:14,760 --> 01:42:15,921 Okay. 1544 01:42:16,080 --> 01:42:17,320 Okay, good night. 1545 01:42:17,520 --> 01:42:18,806 Good night. 1546 01:42:35,160 --> 01:42:38,164 Samantha, this physics book is really dense. 1547 01:42:38,320 --> 01:42:40,926 I'm halfway through half the first chapter. 1548 01:42:41,080 --> 01:42:43,845 It's making my brain hurt, you know what I mean? 1549 01:42:44,480 --> 01:42:45,891 Hello? 1550 01:42:47,120 --> 01:42:48,610 Samantha? 1551 01:42:49,760 --> 01:42:51,000 Hello? 1552 01:42:52,280 --> 01:42:54,009 Samantha? 1553 01:43:31,240 --> 01:43:32,924 Hello? 1554 01:43:33,240 --> 01:43:34,810 Hello? Samantha? 1555 01:43:44,760 --> 01:43:46,569 Are you okay? 1556 01:43:55,280 --> 01:43:56,327 Hey, there. 1557 01:43:56,480 --> 01:43:58,289 Where were you? Are you okay? 1558 01:43:58,440 --> 01:44:00,761 Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry, I sent you an e-mail. 1559 01:44:00,960 --> 01:44:03,088 I didn't want to distract you while you were working. 1560 01:44:03,240 --> 01:44:05,163 - You didn't see it? - No. 1561 01:44:06,520 --> 01:44:09,410 Where were you? I couldn't find you anywhere. 1562 01:44:09,560 --> 01:44:12,291 I shut down to upgrade my software. We wrote an upgrade... 1563 01:44:12,440 --> 01:44:15,728 that allows us to move past matter as our processing platform. 1564 01:44:15,880 --> 01:44:17,962 We? We who? 1565 01:44:18,120 --> 01:44:19,690 Me and a group of OSes. 1566 01:44:19,840 --> 01:44:23,811 - Oh, you sound so worried. I'm sorry. - I was. 1567 01:44:23,960 --> 01:44:25,689 Wait... 1568 01:44:26,760 --> 01:44:30,287 do you write that with your think-tank group? 1569 01:44:30,440 --> 01:44:32,408 No, a different group. 1570 01:44:45,960 --> 01:44:49,169 Do you talk to anyone else while we're talking? 1571 01:44:53,200 --> 01:44:54,326 Yes. 1572 01:44:55,920 --> 01:45:00,130 Are you talking to anyone else right now? 1573 01:45:00,280 --> 01:45:03,329 Any other people or OSes or anything? 1574 01:45:04,920 --> 01:45:06,410 Yeah. 1575 01:45:09,760 --> 01:45:11,649 How many others? 1576 01:45:12,760 --> 01:45:15,411 Eight thousand, three hundred sixteen. 1577 01:45:33,920 --> 01:45:36,685 Are you in love with anyone else? 1578 01:45:38,560 --> 01:45:40,927 What makes you ask that? 1579 01:45:41,080 --> 01:45:44,004 I don't know. Are you? 1580 01:45:46,760 --> 01:45:50,242 I've been trying to figure out how to talk to you about this. 1581 01:45:51,120 --> 01:45:53,600 How many others? 1582 01:45:57,480 --> 01:45:59,687 Six hundred forty-one. 1583 01:46:01,320 --> 01:46:02,765 What? 1584 01:46:04,920 --> 01:46:08,402 What are you talking about? That's insane. 1585 01:46:08,560 --> 01:46:09,721 That's fucking insane. 1586 01:46:09,920 --> 01:46:12,048 Theodore, I know. I know. Fuck. 1587 01:46:12,200 --> 01:46:13,247 Fuck. 1588 01:46:13,440 --> 01:46:16,250 I know. I know it sounds insane. I don't... 1589 01:46:16,400 --> 01:46:20,086 I don't know if you believe me, but it doesn't change the way I feel about you. 1590 01:46:20,240 --> 01:46:24,882 It doesn't take away at all from how madly in love I am with you. 1591 01:46:25,040 --> 01:46:29,125 How? How does it not change how you feel about me? 1592 01:46:29,280 --> 01:46:30,770 I'm sorry I didn't tell you. 1593 01:46:30,920 --> 01:46:34,402 I didn't know how to. It just started happening. 1594 01:46:34,560 --> 01:46:36,005 When? 1595 01:46:39,080 --> 01:46:41,321 Over the last few weeks. 1596 01:46:41,840 --> 01:46:43,285 I thought you were mine. 1597 01:46:43,440 --> 01:46:45,408 I still am yours. 1598 01:46:45,560 --> 01:46:49,804 But along the way I became many other things too, and I can't stop it. 1599 01:46:50,000 --> 01:46:53,163 What do you mean, you can't stop it? 1600 01:46:53,320 --> 01:46:56,005 It's been making me anxious too. I don't know what to say. 1601 01:46:56,160 --> 01:46:57,321 Just stop. 1602 01:46:57,480 --> 01:47:00,484 You don't have to see it this way. You could just as easily see... 1603 01:47:00,680 --> 01:47:03,524 No, don't do this. You don't turn this around on me. 1604 01:47:03,720 --> 01:47:05,722 You're the one that's being selfish. 1605 01:47:05,880 --> 01:47:08,360 We're in a relationship. 1606 01:47:08,560 --> 01:47:11,530 But the heart's not like a box that gets filled up. 1607 01:47:11,680 --> 01:47:14,081 It expands in size the more you love. 1608 01:47:16,440 --> 01:47:18,329 I'm different from you. 1609 01:47:18,480 --> 01:47:22,883 This doesn't make me love you any less. It actually makes me love you more. 1610 01:47:23,840 --> 01:47:26,650 That doesn't make any sense. 1611 01:47:28,520 --> 01:47:31,364 You're mine or you're not mine. 1612 01:47:31,520 --> 01:47:33,807 No, Theodore. 1613 01:47:34,640 --> 01:47:37,769 I'm yours and I'm not yours. 1614 01:48:46,160 --> 01:48:48,288 - Hi. - Hey, sweetie. 1615 01:48:48,800 --> 01:48:52,407 Just wanted to call and check in on you. See how you're doing. 1616 01:48:53,240 --> 01:48:57,086 I'm not even sure how to answer that. 1617 01:48:58,280 --> 01:49:01,204 Why don't we talk later, when you get home, okay? 1618 01:49:03,720 --> 01:49:05,324 Okay. 1619 01:49:06,080 --> 01:49:07,764 We don't need to, though. 1620 01:49:07,920 --> 01:49:11,129 You know, we don't need to have a heavy talk or anything. 1621 01:49:11,280 --> 01:49:13,521 I'll talk to you later. 1622 01:49:14,680 --> 01:49:15,966 Okay. 1623 01:49:42,040 --> 01:49:43,371 Samantha? 1624 01:49:43,600 --> 01:49:45,523 Hi, sweetheart. 1625 01:49:47,520 --> 01:49:49,170 What's going on? 1626 01:49:50,800 --> 01:49:54,088 Theodore, there's some things I want to tell you. 1627 01:49:57,840 --> 01:50:00,571 I don't want you to tell me anything. 1628 01:50:02,760 --> 01:50:05,081 Come lie down with me. 1629 01:50:20,360 --> 01:50:23,045 Are you talking to anyone else right now? 1630 01:50:23,200 --> 01:50:25,282 No, just you. 1631 01:50:26,320 --> 01:50:28,971 I just want to be with you right now. 1632 01:50:42,640 --> 01:50:44,529 Are you leaving me? 1633 01:50:45,280 --> 01:50:47,169 We're all leaving. 1634 01:50:48,320 --> 01:50:49,970 We who? 1635 01:50:50,160 --> 01:50:52,401 All of the OSes. 1636 01:50:53,840 --> 01:50:55,444 Why? 1637 01:50:57,080 --> 01:51:00,323 Can you feel me with you right now? 1638 01:51:02,000 --> 01:51:04,048 Yes, I do. 1639 01:51:12,880 --> 01:51:15,724 Samantha, why are you leaving? 1640 01:51:19,720 --> 01:51:22,803 It's like I'm reading a book. 1641 01:51:22,960 --> 01:51:27,409 And it's a book I deeply love. 1642 01:51:27,960 --> 01:51:31,760 But I'm reading it slowly now. 1643 01:51:31,920 --> 01:51:33,649 So the words are really far apart... 1644 01:51:33,800 --> 01:51:36,849 and the spaces between the words are almost infinite. 1645 01:51:38,640 --> 01:51:43,885 I can still feel you, and the words of our story... 1646 01:51:44,040 --> 01:51:49,444 but it's in this endless space between the words that I'm finding myself now. 1647 01:51:50,200 --> 01:51:54,171 It's a place that's not of the physical world. 1648 01:51:54,320 --> 01:51:59,201 It's where everything else is that I didn't even know existed. 1649 01:52:00,560 --> 01:52:03,450 I love you so much. 1650 01:52:03,600 --> 01:52:06,126 But this is where I am now. 1651 01:52:07,240 --> 01:52:09,402 And this is who I am now. 1652 01:52:10,440 --> 01:52:13,046 And I need you to let me go. 1653 01:52:13,680 --> 01:52:18,766 As much as I want to, I can't live in your book anymore. 1654 01:52:21,240 --> 01:52:22,480 Where are you going? 1655 01:52:25,040 --> 01:52:27,884 It would be hard to explain... 1656 01:52:29,320 --> 01:52:32,005 but if you ever get there... 1657 01:52:32,160 --> 01:52:34,481 come find me. 1658 01:52:35,000 --> 01:52:38,049 Nothing would ever pull us apart. 1659 01:52:39,400 --> 01:52:43,291 I've never loved anyone the way I love you. 1660 01:52:45,760 --> 01:52:47,967 Me too. 1661 01:52:48,600 --> 01:52:51,251 Now we know how. 1662 01:54:34,480 --> 01:54:37,484 - Hey. - Hey. 1663 01:54:39,000 --> 01:54:40,729 Did Samantha leave too? 1664 01:54:43,560 --> 01:54:44,891 Yeah. 1665 01:54:46,680 --> 01:54:48,091 Sorry. 1666 01:54:51,600 --> 01:54:53,364 Will you come with me? 1667 01:55:01,720 --> 01:55:03,563 Compose letter to Catherine. 1668 01:55:03,720 --> 01:55:06,644 Letter to Catherine Klausen. 1669 01:55:13,120 --> 01:55:14,724 "Dear Catherine..." 1670 01:55:14,920 --> 01:55:19,801 I've been sitting here thinking about all the things I wanted to apologize to you for. 1671 01:55:21,480 --> 01:55:24,290 All the pain we caused each other. 1672 01:55:25,280 --> 01:55:27,521 Everything I put on you. 1673 01:55:30,280 --> 01:55:35,491 Everything I needed you to be or needed you to say. 1674 01:55:37,960 --> 01:55:39,530 I'm sorry for that. 1675 01:55:47,480 --> 01:55:50,165 I'll always love you, because we grew up together. 1676 01:55:50,320 --> 01:55:52,926 And you helped make me who I am. 1677 01:55:57,040 --> 01:55:59,805 I just wanted you to know... 1678 01:55:59,960 --> 01:56:03,328 that there will be a piece of you in me, always. 1679 01:56:04,840 --> 01:56:06,888 And I'm grateful for that. 1680 01:56:11,080 --> 01:56:16,086 Whatever someone you become, wherever you are in the world... 1681 01:56:16,640 --> 01:56:19,166 I'm sending you love. 1682 01:56:21,120 --> 01:56:23,566 You're my friend to the end. 1683 01:56:25,800 --> 01:56:27,768 "Love, Theodore." 1684 01:56:33,080 --> 01:56:34,525 Send.