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Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull

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Tonight in London,

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we have the night of nights.

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Damn, there is so much talent
in this city.

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The Triple-A rated
Bodyguard of the Year Awards.

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Now, these awards are given out

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to members of the executive
protection industry,

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those that carry
the Triple-A rating.

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It is the badge of honour.

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Who you most excited
to see tonight, Mike?

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Oh, my God.

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I mean, there is only one

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white-hot favourite here, Steve.

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And this bodyguard
has had a tremendous year.

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His track record is untouchable.

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He has had the best client list,
the best evasive car manoeuvres,

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the best gun-handling skills.

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Christ, he even has
the best hair.

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And he actually insists
his clients wear seatbelts.

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That's how safe this guy is.

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He's the bodyguard that needs
no introduction.

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Michael Bryce is
the clear favourite this year.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to

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the 63rd annual
Executive Protection Awards.

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So without further ado,
the final award

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for the Triple-A
Bodyguard of the Year.

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And the winner is...

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..my personal hero.

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Michael Bryce!

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Yes!

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What?

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- Well done, Mike.
- Wow!

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Oh!

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- What?
- Good job!

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Wh... what?

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Oh, wow.

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Oh! So heavy!

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Whoo!

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Wow. Uh, I just...

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I just...

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I just want to, um...

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I just, um...

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Darius?

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Kurosawa?

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Michael-san.

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Tick-tock, motherfucker.

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And how often do you
have this dream?

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Just once...

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- Oh, that's not too...
- ..a night.

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- Right.
- Mostly when I'm asleep.

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It's what my life
was supposed to be.

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I was the perfect
executive protection agent

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until I lost it all...

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.. when Darius Kincaid killed
my most important client.

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Darius Kincaid.
Is he a relative of yours?

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God, no!

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He's a hit man wanted for, like,

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a zillion murders
around the world.

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Which is why,
when I protected him

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on a dangerous trip
across Europe

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so he could give evidence
at a war crimes trial -

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even took a bullet for him,
I might add -

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the Bodyguarding Committee,
they wouldn't...

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.. they wouldn't recognise it.

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Apparently they don't take
kindly to protecting sociopaths.

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So in two weeks, I have to go
in front of a tribunal

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and try to get my
Triple-A rated licence back.

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To deal with the future,

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we sometimes have to
deal with the past.

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Now, is there anything
you want to talk about

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from your childhood, perhaps?

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And my childhood would be
relevant how?

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Well, quite often
validation issues

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stem from a disapproving father.

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I don't have validation issues.

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I have a licensing issue.

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I am a bodyguard
without a licence.

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That's like being a...
a belly dancer without a torso.

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What are you thinking about
right now, Michael?

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I'm thinking about
the fact that you're seated

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six feet away from
an exposed window with

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multiple sniper nest positions
on the building opposite,

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most likely on the eighth floor.

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The additional height
gives the marksman an advantage.

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I'm thinking about

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the closest available weapon
to me right now -

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the letter opener/
stabbing instrument

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on the desk to my right.

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What are you thinking about?

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I'm thinking you need to forget
bodyguarding for a while

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and find happiness within.

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Within what?

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Within yourself!

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Happiness in who you are.

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I'm listening.

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Well, first things first -

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I think all the guns
and violence are...

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.. weighing on your soul.

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So you need to get away
and clear your mind

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and then you can find
your future self.

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Wait, wait, like...

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..like a cool...

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.. futuristic bodyguard
with superpowers?

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No. Will you stop...

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Stop thinking about
bodyguarding.

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Do you have
a dream vacation at all?

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I've heard Italy is lovely
at this time of year.

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So, how about Tuscany?

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No, not Tuscany. No Tuscany.
Anything but Tuscany.

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OK. Uh, Capri then?

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Capri?

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Like the pants?

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Also, a lot clients
find it helpful

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writing journal letters
to their future self.

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Or recording voice memos.

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What if I call him?

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I could leave him
voice messages.

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I have my phone with me
all the time. Joanne...

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This is great.

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I feel like we're making
really great progress here.

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So do I. Yeah.

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And don't feel like you need
to check in with me again.

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I mean, this is very much
your journey now.

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My journey.

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You've graduated therapy.

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Graduated?

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Repeat after me.

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No bodyguarding.

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N... no...

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- .. buh...
- Bo... Bo...

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.. rodyguarding.

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- Good!
- Mmm.

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- And no guns.
- No guns.

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Wait. No, no.
Hold on. Can I, uh...

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Can I keep my penknife, though?

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- Yeah, you can...
- Very functional tool.

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I use it for a variety
of different things.

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Just you
and your future self

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finding happiness within.

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Those are the only two people

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that you need to be
protecting right now.

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- OK?
- OK.

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I can't believe
I graduated therapy!

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- I know! Congratulations.
- It's really...

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Jesus Christ!

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Fuck!

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After two years
of crippling EU sanctions,

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Greece's economy has
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causing mass demonstrations,
civil unrest...

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And today
outside the EU headquarters,

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tensions run high.

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With the expected announcement

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of yet further
crippling sanctions,

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Greece's future
hangs in the balance.

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We now cross live
as the head of the EU,

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Mr Walter Fiscer,
will announce his decision.

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In four days' time,
at the end of the fiscal year,

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the European Union will impose

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further economic
and financial sanctions

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on the nation of Greece.

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There will be no questions.

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We are moving Mr Fiscer
to the extraction point.

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Prepare the helicopter.

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Today's announcement
of further sanctions

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has led to mass rioting
on the streets of Athens

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with thousands of protesters
causing widespread damage.

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Walter Fiscer,
the head of the EU,

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has been reported missing
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Did you know that Greece

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is the motherland
of civilisation?

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Walter Fiscer's administration
has overseen...

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She gave the world art and...

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..science, culture...

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.. and tragedy.

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Aristotle...

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.. if this is about
the decision...

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- You must reverse it.
- There is no way.

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It was a democratic vote.

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Greece gave you democracy.

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I was an orphan, abandoned.

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Greece took me in,
gave me everything.

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There is nothing I can do.

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I swear on my family.

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Please!

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Contact Carlo
and initiate the plan.

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What plan?

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You have suffocated my country,
Mr Fiscer.

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But mark my words...

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..in four days' time,

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at the exact moment
your sanctions will commence,

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all of Europe's infrastructure
will burn.

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Financial markets will collapse.

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And millions of lives
will be lost.

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While Greece will return to

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her rightful place
as the centre of civilisation!

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Hello. You've reached
Michael Bryce.

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Please leave a message
and have a Triple-A day.

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Hey there, future Michael.

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It's today Michael.

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I'm not great at
first impressions.

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I just wanna say that

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I think you'd be proud to know
that I graduated therapy.

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I'm officially on sabbatical
and, to be honest,

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I don't know why
I didn't do this sooner.

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It's only been 12 hours,

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but already, the world
feels more abundant,

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as if somehow it's been waiting
for me to make this change.

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I think about my licence

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and I ask myself, "What was I
so worked up about?"

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In fact, for the first time
since Kincaid killed Kurosawa,

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I'm starting to imagine
a life without bodyguarding

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or guns or blood.

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I know this sounds crazy, but...

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this really feels
like a new be...

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Let's go, 'Breese'!

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- Vamonos, vamonos, vamonos!
- Oh! No!

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Whoa! Hey!

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What's going on? What the...

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- What's happening?
- Come on!

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I know you! Don't I know you?

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I'm Sonia Kincaid.

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The Mafia took my husband.
We have to go get him.

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No, no, no. I'm not
getting involved in this.

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I'm under strict
psychological orders that...

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How'd you find me?

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Where the fuck is he?

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Hold on a second.

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Finally Darius isn't haunting
my dreams, alright?

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I'm not doing this.

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If you don't help me,

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I am gonna put my strap-on on

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and I'm gonna fuck your dreams

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until they wish
they were your nightmares.

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Motherfuckers!

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First of all, your mouth
needs an exorcism.

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Second of all,
why does he need my help?

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He said, "Get Michael Breese."

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- He said that?
- Yes!

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- I thought he hated me.
- Come on, let's go!

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You are vile!

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What did he say exactly?
What was Kincaid's tone?

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Who gives a fuck?

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Come on, let's go! Get on it!

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Move, move!

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Take the gun.

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No, I'm not doing guns
right now.

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Are you kidding me?
"I'm not doing guns right now."

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I don't
sound like that.

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You useless fuck!

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Jesus! I got it.

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Hurry up!

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Pedal to the metal
and stay away from my boobs!

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Jesus Christ!

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Whoa! Wait! No, no, there's
gotta be a safer way down.

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There's gotta be a safer way,
maybe like a switch... OK.

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Really? Oh!

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So, where is he?

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They took him from me, Breese.

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We were gonna go
on our honeymoon

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finally, after all these years!

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We've NEVER had a honeymoon!

262
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We were gonna take a road trip
through Italy.

263
00:13:19,728 --> 00:13:22,069
I always dreamt of it, you know?

264
00:13:22,104 --> 00:13:26,469
Ay, everything was going to be
so romantic, so perfect,

265
00:13:26,504 --> 00:13:32,310
and then this fucking hijo de
puta cucaracha motherfucker

266
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:37,315
took off on the most exciting
moment of our first night

267
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,218
of our honeymoon.

268
00:13:40,122 --> 00:13:42,584
The next thing I know,
the phone rings

269
00:13:42,619 --> 00:13:44,124
and he's been captured
by the Mafia.

270
00:13:44,159 --> 00:13:45,125
Baby, I need help!

271
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,160
But he's a workaholic, Breese.

272
00:13:47,195 --> 00:13:50,592
I KNOW he took
a motherfucking job!

273
00:13:50,627 --> 00:13:51,758
Oh, he is a monster.

274
00:13:51,793 --> 00:13:53,265
I just want him to provide me

275
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,938
with the stability that we need
to start a family.

276
00:13:55,973 --> 00:13:57,698
Did you say 'family'?

277
00:13:57,733 --> 00:14:00,305
You dumb fuck!
We're trying to have a baby.

278
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,409
May God have mercy
on our souls.

279
00:14:07,512 --> 00:14:09,710
We have fucked so hard

280
00:14:09,745 --> 00:14:12,185
and so tenderly.

281
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,684
And in so many different places
and positions and...

282
00:14:16,719 --> 00:14:18,257
Mmm. Mm-mm.

283
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,820
And I just haven't
gotten pregnant.

284
00:14:21,966 --> 00:14:23,691
You know what I think
the problem is?

285
00:14:23,726 --> 00:14:26,133
- Biology.
- Yeah.

286
00:14:26,168 --> 00:14:28,300
Mi diamante is too tight.

287
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:29,499
Your what?

288
00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:30,863
- My pussy, motherfucker.
- Oh.

289
00:14:30,898 --> 00:14:32,370
My pussy's just too tight.

290
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:35,340
And since Darius uses all his
testosterone in his macho shit,

291
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,837
the whiny sperm
abort the mission

292
00:14:37,872 --> 00:14:39,212
halfway up my pussy pipe.

293
00:14:39,247 --> 00:14:42,083
- Goddamn it.
- Goddamn it!

294
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,451
Hi.

295
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:52,489
I'm going to be
such a good mother.

296
00:14:53,855 --> 00:14:56,933
I can't imagine... anyone gooder.

297
00:14:56,968 --> 00:14:59,067
Do you have pepper spray?
I'm on sabbatical.

298
00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:11,706
Good evening, gentlemen.

299
00:15:11,741 --> 00:15:13,114
Who's that?

300
00:15:13,149 --> 00:15:15,809
Your mysterious boss?

301
00:15:15,844 --> 00:15:18,548
The client we never get to meet?

302
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,649
Not your concern.

303
00:15:20,684 --> 00:15:22,519
Your concern is
the demonstration.

304
00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,752
So please...

305
00:15:24,787 --> 00:15:26,457
.. demonstrate.

306
00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:39,074
Data junctions are always
encased in tungsten carbide.

307
00:15:39,109 --> 00:15:41,538
The only thing harder...

308
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,475
..is diamond.

309
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,347
There are thousands of
data junctions across Europe,

310
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:52,318
each of them located by
classified coordinates.

311
00:15:52,353 --> 00:15:55,189
The bigger the junction
you wish to hack,

312
00:15:55,224 --> 00:15:56,916
the bigger the drill
you will need.

313
00:15:56,951 --> 00:15:59,226
Then it's just
a matter of uploading

314
00:15:59,261 --> 00:16:02,856
my custom-built
Phantom H7 virus,

315
00:16:02,891 --> 00:16:05,133
selecting the radius
of the attack,

316
00:16:05,168 --> 00:16:08,730
weaponising everything
connected to the grid,

317
00:16:08,765 --> 00:16:12,965
crippling every computer, GPS
and wi-fi system in the region.

318
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,439
Target locked.

319
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,012
Bye-bye.

320
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,106
Satisfied?

321
00:16:44,141 --> 00:16:46,603
It's perfect.

322
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,113
Very.

323
00:16:51,973 --> 00:16:53,280
Kill them.

324
00:16:53,315 --> 00:16:55,381
Copy that. Target locked.

325
00:17:10,101 --> 00:17:11,892
The city of Zagreb has woken

326
00:17:11,927 --> 00:17:13,663
to absolute chaos this morning

327
00:17:13,698 --> 00:17:17,766
after a high-velocity surge
wiped out a five-mile radius

328
00:17:17,801 --> 00:17:18,998
of its power grid.

329
00:17:19,033 --> 00:17:22,342
The climbing death toll
has now reached 75.

330
00:17:22,377 --> 00:17:23,706
Early reports suggest

331
00:17:23,741 --> 00:17:25,246
that a freak lightning strike

332
00:17:25,281 --> 00:17:27,006
on a data junction was to blame.

333
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:28,612
What?

334
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,516
No, I need round-the-clock
surveillance

335
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,749
on my informant
right fucking now.

336
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,756
Mr O'Neill.

337
00:17:41,924 --> 00:17:43,297
Superintendent Crowley.

338
00:17:43,332 --> 00:17:45,926
With half of Greece
in a state of anarchy,

339
00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:48,203
I hope you have
a very good reason

340
00:17:48,238 --> 00:17:50,238
for pulling me out of
a UN security summit.

341
00:17:50,273 --> 00:17:52,471
Goddamn right I do.
Seen the news?

342
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:55,001
The damage to the data tower's
in line with a lightning strike

343
00:17:55,036 --> 00:17:56,475
and I'm inclined to agree.

344
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:59,643
Does this look like the victim
of a lightning strike to you?

345
00:18:01,108 --> 00:18:03,416
It also looks like
Gunther Von Weber.

346
00:18:03,451 --> 00:18:06,749
He's wanted in 16 countries
for hacking, infiltrating

347
00:18:06,784 --> 00:18:09,752
and undermining the world's
most secure cyber systems.

348
00:18:09,787 --> 00:18:11,754
Hey, Ivan Drago.

349
00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:13,459
Where'd you find this body?

350
00:18:13,494 --> 00:18:16,330
What'd you say? What'd he say?

351
00:18:16,365 --> 00:18:18,893
Said he found
it next to the data tower.

352
00:18:18,928 --> 00:18:20,565
What the fuck did you just say?

353
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,238
He found him next to
the data tower.

354
00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:26,307
Oh, next to the data tower.

355
00:18:26,342 --> 00:18:28,474
Where are you
going with this?

356
00:18:28,509 --> 00:18:31,070
My Italian informant called
and specified there was

357
00:18:31,105 --> 00:18:33,149
a large-scale cyber attack
in four days.

358
00:18:33,184 --> 00:18:35,910
Mr O'Neill, you have been
warned repeatedly

359
00:18:35,945 --> 00:18:37,109
that it's against protocol

360
00:18:37,144 --> 00:18:39,518
to deal with unsanctioned
criminal informants.

361
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,916
Listen, I have been
in Europe for a month, OK,

362
00:18:41,951 --> 00:18:45,051
and the only thing you people do
is watch fucking soccer.

363
00:18:45,086 --> 00:18:46,855
Not one bar carries Sam Adams.

364
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:50,232
So the least you could do is let
me do what we do in Boston, OK?

365
00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:53,026
We work with the bad guys
to get the worse guys.

366
00:18:53,061 --> 00:18:54,599
This was a trial run,

367
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,964
and Carlo has been asked
to buy the next coordinates

368
00:18:56,999 --> 00:18:58,240
tomorrow night in Portofino.

369
00:18:58,275 --> 00:18:59,307
Alright, what do you want?

370
00:18:59,342 --> 00:19:01,804
I want an office,
I want a SWAT team,

371
00:19:01,839 --> 00:19:03,278
I want an unlimited budget.

372
00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:05,181
And if I solve this case,

373
00:19:05,216 --> 00:19:07,348
I want you to send me
back to Boston.

374
00:19:07,383 --> 00:19:11,583
I'll give you 24 hours
and a surveillance van.

375
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,751
I need a translator.

376
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:16,115
You can have mine.

377
00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:18,656
I was hoping
one that spoke English.

378
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,328
Keep an eye on him.

379
00:19:22,156 --> 00:19:24,431
Hmm. What do they call you?

380
00:19:24,466 --> 00:19:25,762
Ailso.

381
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,731
'Asshole'?

382
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,271
Ailso.

383
00:19:29,306 --> 00:19:32,241
It's a traditional
Scottish name.

384
00:19:32,276 --> 00:19:35,211
Alright, William Wallace.
Warm up the chopper.

385
00:19:35,246 --> 00:19:37,840
We're going to Italy.

386
00:19:51,988 --> 00:19:53,823
Darius Kincaid.

387
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:59,334
A little birdie told me
that you were in town.

388
00:20:01,866 --> 00:20:03,129
Remember me?

389
00:20:03,164 --> 00:20:05,065
Your old pal, Carlo.

390
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,473
I remember killing

391
00:20:06,508 --> 00:20:08,244
a bunch of motherfuckers
who worked for you.

392
00:20:08,279 --> 00:20:10,103
I remember that too.

393
00:20:10,138 --> 00:20:14,910
Now I'd like to introduce you
to my friend,

394
00:20:14,945 --> 00:20:17,814
the butcher of Terracina.

395
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,922
This reminds me of the spa
back at the hotel.

396
00:20:26,957 --> 00:20:28,231
Really?

397
00:20:29,025 --> 00:20:30,431
Not at all.

398
00:20:30,466 --> 00:20:34,996
These are the tiny cockheads
that are holding my cucaracha.

399
00:20:36,131 --> 00:20:38,439
Wait - who were the guys
back in Capri?

400
00:20:38,474 --> 00:20:41,475
They were so rude, Breese.

401
00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:44,313
Can you believe one of them
grabbed my ass?

402
00:20:49,518 --> 00:20:51,320
Whoa, whoa...

403
00:20:52,147 --> 00:20:53,421
Oh, my God.

404
00:20:53,456 --> 00:20:55,654
OK, let's blast this motherf...

405
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,623
Whoa! Whoa, whoa. OK, look. No.

406
00:20:57,658 --> 00:20:59,218
You go in there guns blazing,

407
00:20:59,253 --> 00:21:00,857
they're gonna get
trigger-happy inside,

408
00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:02,254
then it's bye-bye, Darius.

409
00:21:02,289 --> 00:21:04,498
He asked for me. He needs me.

410
00:21:04,533 --> 00:21:06,258
So we're gonna do this my way.

411
00:21:06,293 --> 00:21:10,636
That means no killing, no guns,
and no blood.

412
00:21:10,671 --> 00:21:13,309
Boring is always best.
Understood?

413
00:21:14,345 --> 00:21:16,444
Of course not. What...

414
00:21:17,238 --> 00:21:19,040
Jesus Christ!

415
00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:24,584
Fuck.

416
00:21:24,619 --> 00:21:26,245
Yoo-hoo!

417
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,522
Hello, boys!

418
00:21:29,954 --> 00:21:31,624
I got a little lost.

419
00:21:31,659 --> 00:21:33,725
Hello. You've reached
Michael Bryce.

420
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,958
Please leave a message
and have a Triple-A day.

421
00:21:35,993 --> 00:21:37,795
Hey, future Mike!

422
00:21:39,128 --> 00:21:40,226
It's me!

423
00:21:40,261 --> 00:21:42,338
Listen, I know
the Bodyguard Review Board

424
00:21:42,373 --> 00:21:44,934
would not look favourably
on this, but, uh...

425
00:21:44,969 --> 00:21:48,344
.. but I had to take a sabbatical
from my sabbatical.

426
00:21:48,379 --> 00:21:51,039
Something's come up
beyond my control.

427
00:21:56,277 --> 00:21:57,386
Anyway,

428
00:21:57,421 --> 00:21:59,212
I'm not bodyguarding.

429
00:21:59,247 --> 00:22:01,181
I'm just helping this guy out.

430
00:22:01,216 --> 00:22:02,721
Because... One sec.

431
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,363
He's still alive.

432
00:22:07,398 --> 00:22:08,991
Because the alternative

433
00:22:09,026 --> 00:22:10,927
is his even scarier wife

434
00:22:10,962 --> 00:22:13,061
sodomising my dreams.

435
00:22:13,096 --> 00:22:16,438
That's really gonna get in
the way of my transformation.

436
00:22:20,169 --> 00:22:22,136
Do I love what I'm doing
right now?

437
00:22:22,171 --> 00:22:24,512
Absolutely not.

438
00:22:25,306 --> 00:22:26,448
Still alive.

439
00:22:26,483 --> 00:22:28,549
But I think you'd be
pretty proud of me

440
00:22:28,584 --> 00:22:30,419
for staying true to my journey.

441
00:22:30,454 --> 00:22:32,080
Talk to ya soon.

442
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:37,349
What have you done?

443
00:22:37,384 --> 00:22:40,187
These fuckers got
a little bit too fresh.

444
00:22:40,222 --> 00:22:42,992
I specifically said
no killing, no blood

445
00:22:43,027 --> 00:22:44,829
and no guns.

446
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,029
I'm NOT on sabbatical.

447
00:22:47,064 --> 00:22:48,503
Where is your shirt?

448
00:22:55,171 --> 00:22:56,907
Deal with it!

449
00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:33,042
Baby!

450
00:23:54,538 --> 00:23:56,736
Uh... hang on.

451
00:23:56,771 --> 00:23:59,838
What the fuck is he doing here?

452
00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:03,578
I believe it's pronounced
'thank you'.

453
00:24:03,613 --> 00:24:05,547
- For what?
- For saving your life.

454
00:24:05,582 --> 00:24:07,274
Again and again and again.

455
00:24:07,309 --> 00:24:09,078
I never asked you to save shit!

456
00:24:09,113 --> 00:24:15,216
Baby, what in the absolute fuck
is Michael Bryce doing here?

457
00:24:15,251 --> 00:24:17,350
You said,

458
00:24:17,385 --> 00:24:20,221
"Baby, get me Michael Breese!"

459
00:24:20,256 --> 00:24:21,563
What?

460
00:24:21,598 --> 00:24:24,533
No! No, no, no, no, no.
I said...

461
00:24:24,568 --> 00:24:26,227
Baby, I need help.

462
00:24:26,262 --> 00:24:28,196
Get anyone...

463
00:24:28,231 --> 00:24:30,539
".. BUT Michael Bryce."

464
00:24:30,574 --> 00:24:33,135
What? Didn't he save
your cucaracha's ass?

465
00:24:33,170 --> 00:24:35,302
Doesn't mean I gotta be
best friends with him.

466
00:24:35,337 --> 00:24:39,438
He is the most annoying
motherfucker on planet Earth.

467
00:24:39,473 --> 00:24:40,978
Excuse me!

468
00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:42,551
I have 20/20 hearing.

469
00:24:42,586 --> 00:24:45,521
I can hear you.
The dead guys can hear you.

470
00:24:45,556 --> 00:24:47,017
And what do you mean,
I'm the most

471
00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:48,590
annoying motherfucker
on planet Earth, huh?

472
00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:50,856
How many times have you
nearly got me killed?

473
00:24:50,891 --> 00:24:52,253
Not enough!

474
00:24:52,288 --> 00:24:54,057
Come on, baby,
let's get out of here

475
00:24:54,092 --> 00:24:56,422
before he starts the in-flight
safety demonstration.

476
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,870
Are you using pepper spray?

477
00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:07,873
I'm on sabbatical.

478
00:25:08,678 --> 00:25:11,404
And, uh, I'm trying to find
my spiritual awake...

479
00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:14,979
.. awake...

480
00:25:19,084 --> 00:25:21,315
Motherfucker,
you wouldn't know chi

481
00:25:21,350 --> 00:25:22,657
if you fucked...

482
00:25:22,692 --> 00:25:24,593
Hey!

483
00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:28,058
I didn't have to be here,
you know.

484
00:25:28,863 --> 00:25:32,128
I... I had fresh cucumbers
on my eyes!

485
00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:35,637
I had a linen robe with
an insanely high thread count.

486
00:25:35,672 --> 00:25:37,298
It was like sleeping in a cloud!

487
00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:40,169
Namaste, motherfucker.

488
00:25:41,271 --> 00:25:42,435
Darius?

489
00:25:43,845 --> 00:25:46,615
Well,
this is just precious.

490
00:25:46,650 --> 00:25:48,012
Will you stop whining?

491
00:25:50,885 --> 00:25:53,919
The hit man, the
bodyguard and the con woman.

492
00:25:53,954 --> 00:25:55,888
You dumb fucks
just killed Carlo,

493
00:25:55,923 --> 00:25:58,187
the informant that was gonna
punch my ticket home.

494
00:25:58,222 --> 00:25:59,892
Who the fuck are you?

495
00:25:59,927 --> 00:26:02,455
Interpol Agent Bobby O'Neill.
That's who the fuck I am.

496
00:26:02,490 --> 00:26:05,557
And I know who all three
of you shitheads are.

497
00:26:05,592 --> 00:26:07,196
Michael Bryce.

498
00:26:07,231 --> 00:26:09,165
Triple-A rated bodyguard.

499
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,606
Pillar of the community.

500
00:26:10,641 --> 00:26:11,838
Present, thank you.

501
00:26:11,873 --> 00:26:14,368
Only I know you lost
your licence to protect

502
00:26:14,403 --> 00:26:15,974
when Shotgun Willie there
killed Kurosawa.

503
00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:19,043
No, no, that's under review, OK?
Kincaid took that shot...

504
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,715
Moreover...

505
00:26:22,279 --> 00:26:23,509
..you're still taking clients.

506
00:26:23,544 --> 00:26:26,380
Name... one.

507
00:26:26,415 --> 00:26:28,019
The Sultan of Mandara.

508
00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:29,287
Brussels.

509
00:26:29,322 --> 00:26:32,320
Your Majesty, I'm Michael Bryce,
your executive protection agent.

510
00:26:34,555 --> 00:26:36,456
Contact, contact!

511
00:26:36,491 --> 00:26:38,095
That's a felony, pal.

512
00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:39,591
Fucking Brussels! Fuck!

513
00:26:39,626 --> 00:26:41,065
As for you two,

514
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,804
you're looking at about
a billion years in prison.

515
00:26:43,839 --> 00:26:45,597
But today's your lucky day,

516
00:26:45,632 --> 00:26:47,643
because instead of going
to the electric chair,

517
00:26:47,678 --> 00:26:49,909
I'm gonna give you
a shot at redemption.

518
00:26:49,944 --> 00:26:52,340
Now, I got intel
on a mystery big shot

519
00:26:52,375 --> 00:26:54,408
that's about to launch
a full-scale cyber attack.

520
00:26:54,443 --> 00:26:58,115
Carlo, my now-dead informant,
was gonna buy a hard drive

521
00:26:58,150 --> 00:26:59,578
containing the coordinates
of the attack.

522
00:26:59,613 --> 00:27:01,382
Why are you looking at me?
I didn't touch Carlo.

523
00:27:01,417 --> 00:27:04,187
But now, thanks to your
bloodbath, that can't happen,

524
00:27:04,222 --> 00:27:06,827
so you assholes
are going to Portofino

525
00:27:06,862 --> 00:27:08,389
and you're gonna
make the buy instead.

526
00:27:08,424 --> 00:27:10,666
Uh, Bob... quick sidebar?

527
00:27:12,835 --> 00:27:14,769
Listen, uh, first off,

528
00:27:14,804 --> 00:27:17,101
I'm happy to postpone
my sabbatical

529
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:20,137
if it's gonna keep me outta
jail, but I think, you know,

530
00:27:20,172 --> 00:27:22,535
you should really reconsider
working with these guys.

531
00:27:22,570 --> 00:27:23,976
I don't wanna go to Portofino.

532
00:27:24,011 --> 00:27:27,045
'Cause they're, you know...
fucking crazy.

533
00:27:28,444 --> 00:27:30,180
Fuck! Wow!

534
00:27:30,215 --> 00:27:31,753
OK, cum-for-brains.

535
00:27:31,788 --> 00:27:33,887
You are gonna be
the goofy bodyguard

536
00:27:33,922 --> 00:27:36,351
for Carlo's British mistress

537
00:27:36,386 --> 00:27:37,649
while grumpy pants here

538
00:27:37,684 --> 00:27:39,420
makes sure that hard drive
gets out.

539
00:27:39,455 --> 00:27:40,993
Are we clear?

540
00:27:41,028 --> 00:27:42,896
We could take the money
and run, baby.

541
00:27:42,931 --> 00:27:44,161
I'm tired of running,
Darius.

542
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,559
Ah, Superintendent Crowley.
How... how nice.

543
00:27:46,594 --> 00:27:48,869
Mr O'Neill. Time's up.

544
00:27:48,904 --> 00:27:50,772
No, no, no. I'm working
a strong lead here.

545
00:27:50,807 --> 00:27:52,268
There's been a robbery
at a shipping port

546
00:27:52,303 --> 00:27:55,172
and our intelligence suggests
it may be related to this case.

547
00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:56,470
You've been reassigned.

548
00:27:56,505 --> 00:27:58,373
If you could just give me
24 more hours...

549
00:27:58,408 --> 00:28:00,815
- I said, "Time's up."
- Yeah.

550
00:28:01,642 --> 00:28:02,817
Fuck!

551
00:28:02,852 --> 00:28:05,083
I don't wanna go to Portofino
as his bitch!

552
00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:07,349
This was supposed
to be my honeymoon!

553
00:28:10,321 --> 00:28:11,991
What if somebody's upstairs?

554
00:28:12,026 --> 00:28:14,191
Shut up.

555
00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:15,093
OK.

556
00:28:15,128 --> 00:28:16,688
- Slight change of plans.
- Yeah.

557
00:28:16,723 --> 00:28:18,063
I've been assigned another lead,

558
00:28:18,098 --> 00:28:20,230
but that does not change what's
going on right here, OK?

559
00:28:20,265 --> 00:28:21,935
Now, Sean Connery here
is gonna give you

560
00:28:21,970 --> 00:28:23,629
a bunch of money
to make the buy.

561
00:28:23,664 --> 00:28:25,136
And if you don't understand
what she says,

562
00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:27,072
well, welcome
to the fucking club.

563
00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:30,537
What?

564
00:28:30,572 --> 00:28:32,605
You're gonna fist
Kincaid's glory hole?

565
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,542
Hey! Nobody touches
Kincaid's glory hole.

566
00:28:35,577 --> 00:28:36,917
That's my job.

567
00:28:36,952 --> 00:28:38,853
I don't think anyone
should have that job.

568
00:28:38,888 --> 00:28:41,053
See that?
It's your buy money.

569
00:28:41,088 --> 00:28:43,990
One dime goes missing, you
try to go AWOL, and I'm gonna

570
00:28:44,025 --> 00:28:46,487
slap global red fucking notices
on all your asses.

571
00:28:46,522 --> 00:28:47,620
Oh, no!

572
00:28:47,655 --> 00:28:50,260
Red notices? What are you doing?
Not on me!

573
00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:52,999
What is this, a Nokia? I don't
know how to work this thing!

574
00:28:53,034 --> 00:28:55,232
- Look at me. Look at me.
- I'm looking at you.

575
00:28:55,267 --> 00:28:57,102
You stay in close contact
with me, you understand?

576
00:28:57,137 --> 00:28:58,807
- I'll call you all the time.
- Shut up.

577
00:28:58,842 --> 00:29:00,468
When I call, you answer.

578
00:29:00,503 --> 00:29:03,141
And you, resources
are kind of low.

579
00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:06,848
I want you to enjoy
your transportation.

580
00:29:07,741 --> 00:29:09,741
Do not fuck this up.

581
00:29:09,776 --> 00:29:11,545
Oh, we are DEFINITELY
going to fuck this up.

582
00:29:11,580 --> 00:29:14,053
I mean, look at the two people
you're saddling me with.

583
00:29:14,088 --> 00:29:15,681
Get your asses
to Portofino!

584
00:29:15,716 --> 00:29:17,353
Zero chance we're making it
out of this room.

585
00:29:17,388 --> 00:29:20,752
He may as well hire
a brain-damaged kitten.

586
00:29:20,787 --> 00:29:22,556
The fucking honeymoon
is over!

587
00:29:28,729 --> 00:29:29,871
I understand some people

588
00:29:29,906 --> 00:29:31,807
get cold feet
on their wedding day,

589
00:29:31,842 --> 00:29:33,270
but I would have never thought

590
00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:36,812
that you'd get cold dick
on our honeymoon night.

591
00:29:36,847 --> 00:29:39,243
Baby, baby, I said I was sorry.

592
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,244
Sorry's not good enough!

593
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:43,346
I want an explanation.
Where the fuck were you?

594
00:29:43,381 --> 00:29:46,382
Where were you, Darius?
Just tell her.

595
00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:47,581
I took a job, OK?

596
00:29:47,616 --> 00:29:48,857
- Fuck you!
- Hey, hey!

597
00:29:48,892 --> 00:29:51,156
Fuck you, fuck you!

598
00:29:51,191 --> 00:29:54,654
Now's a good time to talk
about the seatbelt rule.

599
00:29:54,689 --> 00:29:55,754
Perhaps now's a good time

600
00:29:55,789 --> 00:29:57,228
to talk about the
shut-the-fuck-up rule.

601
00:29:57,263 --> 00:30:00,033
I'm just saying it because she's
driving like a crash test dummy.

602
00:30:00,068 --> 00:30:01,837
Do not criticise
my wife's driving, motherfucker!

603
00:30:01,872 --> 00:30:03,839
Hush, hush, hush!

604
00:30:03,874 --> 00:30:05,940
Do you know what
I just realised?

605
00:30:05,975 --> 00:30:10,076
I'm not gonna let you crazy
motherfuckers ruin my shit.

606
00:30:10,111 --> 00:30:13,706
I'll treat this as a
lovely road trip through Italy

607
00:30:13,741 --> 00:30:17,083
and I'll just pretend that you
are still my devoted husband.

608
00:30:17,118 --> 00:30:17,985
I am!

609
00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:19,679
And you, Breese, you will be...

610
00:30:19,714 --> 00:30:20,922
You will be the human luggage.

611
00:30:20,957 --> 00:30:24,189
Yes. We are now on honeymoon.

612
00:30:24,224 --> 00:30:25,960
First of all, it's a mission.

613
00:30:25,995 --> 00:30:27,962
Second of all -
and just so we're clear -

614
00:30:27,997 --> 00:30:29,931
I promised my therapist
no bodyguarding,

615
00:30:29,966 --> 00:30:31,867
so I'm not protecting
either of...

616
00:30:31,902 --> 00:30:33,869
This is not mission!
This is honeymoon!

617
00:30:33,904 --> 00:30:36,762
What the fuck?
Hey, eyes on road!

618
00:30:36,797 --> 00:30:38,137
Eyes on road!

619
00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:44,044
Babies need to be created
in a stimulating environment.

620
00:30:44,079 --> 00:30:47,311
I must be aroused
by sightseeing,

621
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,676
shopping, fine dining.

622
00:30:49,711 --> 00:30:52,019
But we are officially
on honeymoon.

623
00:30:52,054 --> 00:30:54,219
- For real?
- Did she say 'fine dining'?

624
00:30:54,254 --> 00:30:57,486
Let's not do that. Guys, let's
just focus on the road here. Oh.

625
00:30:57,521 --> 00:30:59,488
Alright.

626
00:30:59,523 --> 00:31:00,622
I got it.

627
00:31:00,658 --> 00:31:02,997
No, it's fine. You guys just...
You guys have at it.

628
00:31:03,032 --> 00:31:05,065
Maybe feather the brake a bit.

629
00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:07,694
Maybe feather the brake a bit!

630
00:31:11,733 --> 00:31:13,502
Yo, let me borrow your phone.

631
00:31:13,537 --> 00:31:15,911
- Why'd you lie to her?
- Fuck are you talking about?

632
00:31:15,946 --> 00:31:18,573
You lied to her back there.
You weren't on a job.

633
00:31:18,608 --> 00:31:20,245
And how would you know that?

634
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:24,447
Because there's, like, 22 body
indications when somebody lies

635
00:31:24,482 --> 00:31:26,416
and you exhibited... 40.

636
00:31:28,453 --> 00:31:31,322
If you say one word
to Sonia about this,

637
00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:33,324
I'll invent new ways
to kill your ass.

638
00:31:33,359 --> 00:31:34,523
Wow.

639
00:31:34,558 --> 00:31:36,822
You must have done something
really serious, Darius.

640
00:31:36,857 --> 00:31:38,230
Honesty's the best policy.

641
00:31:38,265 --> 00:31:41,068
I don't take relationship advice
from single motherfuckers.

642
00:31:41,103 --> 00:31:43,532
I don't have a calling plan.
Make it quick.

643
00:31:49,936 --> 00:31:52,442
Yeah, I was just
wondering if I could...

644
00:31:58,252 --> 00:31:59,988
I took a job, OK?

645
00:32:02,289 --> 00:32:04,883
Portofino has water views,
which means it's perfect for...

646
00:32:04,918 --> 00:32:06,192
- Oh, shit.
- Where you going?

647
00:32:08,757 --> 00:32:11,098
Sonia! What the fuck?

648
00:32:11,133 --> 00:32:13,628
You better hope that job's
worth it, motherfucker!

649
00:32:13,663 --> 00:32:14,695
What job?

650
00:32:18,635 --> 00:32:20,008
Who the fuck is this?

651
00:32:20,043 --> 00:32:23,143
We have an availability
for 'Carmen' at 2pm.

652
00:32:23,178 --> 00:32:25,409
Who the fuck is Carmen?

653
00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:28,445
Uh, tickets to
the opera 'Carmen'.

654
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,480
And you wanted two, no?

655
00:32:30,515 --> 00:32:31,778
I love 'Carmen'!

656
00:32:31,813 --> 00:32:35,221
I love 'Carmen'!

657
00:33:05,187 --> 00:33:07,121
What's that thumping?
I can't stop.

658
00:33:07,156 --> 00:33:10,454
My head is beating.
What is that? Huh? What?

659
00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:12,060
It's this idiot.

660
00:33:16,132 --> 00:33:20,761
Are you people... fucking insane?

661
00:33:20,796 --> 00:33:22,433
Hey, watch your mouth!

662
00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:26,206
I picked you up from the street,
saved you from sunstroke,

663
00:33:26,241 --> 00:33:27,768
and now you're
calling me insane?

664
00:33:27,803 --> 00:33:29,110
Sunstroke?

665
00:33:29,145 --> 00:33:31,937
You could go to jail
for leaving a dog in a hot car.

666
00:33:31,972 --> 00:33:33,444
And don't even get me started on

667
00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:36,216
the psychological ramifications
of what I heard you two doing.

668
00:33:37,010 --> 00:33:38,779
- Oh, goddamn!
- Is that Valentino?

669
00:33:38,814 --> 00:33:39,846
No, it's mine.

670
00:33:39,881 --> 00:33:42,156
Did... did you spend
the buy money?

671
00:33:42,191 --> 00:33:44,884
Come on, they totally expect us
to spend SOME of it.

672
00:33:44,919 --> 00:33:46,358
No, no, obviously...

673
00:33:46,393 --> 00:33:48,228
..I'll cover it
with my life savings.

674
00:33:48,263 --> 00:33:50,461
I think that's a great idea.

675
00:33:52,333 --> 00:33:55,268
- Just gonna make a call.
- Wish I had some life savings.

676
00:33:55,303 --> 00:33:57,028
Hello. You've reached
Michael Bryce.

677
00:33:57,063 --> 00:33:58,898
Please leave a message
and have a Triple-A day.

678
00:34:00,143 --> 00:34:02,143
That little mission we're on?
Well, we're...

679
00:34:02,178 --> 00:34:04,079
We're way off course.

680
00:34:04,114 --> 00:34:05,872
Can't even see
the course anymore.

681
00:34:05,907 --> 00:34:08,116
Or hear it, for that matter.

682
00:34:08,151 --> 00:34:10,778
Uh, my ears are still ringing
from...

683
00:34:10,813 --> 00:34:13,583
.. from ferocious
sexual intercourse

684
00:34:13,618 --> 00:34:16,982
leading to a rolling
quadruple climax.

685
00:34:17,017 --> 00:34:18,687
Anyway, I'm venting.

686
00:34:18,722 --> 00:34:22,427
I don't wanna vent to you, so
I'll catch up with you later.

687
00:34:22,462 --> 00:34:24,825
Oh, shit!

688
00:34:25,894 --> 00:34:27,531
Who were you talking to?

689
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:29,401
It's a secret.

690
00:34:29,436 --> 00:34:32,437
- I know your secret.
- You do?

691
00:34:32,472 --> 00:34:35,308
You are so lonely that
you were talking to yourself.

692
00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:37,607
Hah!

693
00:34:37,642 --> 00:34:40,346
Listen, Breese, you really
hurt my feelings.

694
00:34:40,381 --> 00:34:42,447
Do you really think I am crazy?

695
00:34:42,482 --> 00:34:43,613
No!

696
00:34:43,648 --> 00:34:47,122
I think you're...
unusually aggressive, violent,

697
00:34:47,157 --> 00:34:48,354
but in an unpredictable way.

698
00:34:48,389 --> 00:34:49,520
I would make a great mother.

699
00:34:49,555 --> 00:34:51,016
Don't you think
I'd make a great mother?

700
00:34:51,051 --> 00:34:55,592
Oh, my God, a child would be so
lucky to have you as its host.

701
00:34:56,991 --> 00:34:58,793
Thank you, Breese.

702
00:34:58,828 --> 00:35:00,630
Thank you.

703
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:03,699
It must be your...

704
00:35:03,734 --> 00:35:06,273
.. powerful asexuality

705
00:35:06,308 --> 00:35:08,539
that makes you
such a good listener.

706
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:12,444
Please step away, miss.
This is a military crime scene.

707
00:35:12,479 --> 00:35:15,546
Jesus Christ.
Swing the fucking bat.

708
00:35:15,581 --> 00:35:16,679
Ahh!

709
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:20,111
Let me guess.
Crowley gave us a shit lead.

710
00:35:20,146 --> 00:35:21,453
No-one will tell me
what was inside.

711
00:35:21,488 --> 00:35:23,389
It was a classified
military shipment.

712
00:35:24,293 --> 00:35:26,194
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

713
00:35:26,229 --> 00:35:27,888
What are the fucking odds?

714
00:35:27,923 --> 00:35:30,528
Seems lightning strikes twice.

715
00:35:32,367 --> 00:35:34,125
We need to get
that packing slip.

716
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,995
How do you propose
we do that, Mr Bobby?

717
00:35:38,934 --> 00:35:40,340
We need a distraction.

718
00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:41,803
What?

719
00:35:49,483 --> 00:35:51,813
Jesus, what the fuck
are you doing?

720
00:35:51,848 --> 00:35:52,680
Sonofabitch.

721
00:35:52,716 --> 00:35:54,717
Last time I saw
something like this,

722
00:35:54,752 --> 00:35:57,049
Bruce Willis was drilling
a hole in an asteroid.

723
00:36:00,329 --> 00:36:02,560
Bobby, I'm glad you called.

724
00:36:02,595 --> 00:36:04,056
Listen, it's
a diamond-tipped drill.

725
00:36:04,091 --> 00:36:06,993
And I know there's a link, but
this drill was fucking massive.

726
00:36:07,028 --> 00:36:08,203
You were right.

727
00:36:08,238 --> 00:36:10,128
We picked up some chatter
in our Rome office.

728
00:36:10,163 --> 00:36:12,207
The Mob are making a buy
in Portofino.

729
00:36:12,242 --> 00:36:14,066
They're purchasing
classified coordinates

730
00:36:14,101 --> 00:36:15,474
of a large-scale data grid.

731
00:36:15,509 --> 00:36:17,069
We've got a surveillance team
there...

732
00:36:17,104 --> 00:36:20,138
- We have a team in Portofino?
- Yeah, moving into position now.

733
00:36:20,173 --> 00:36:21,678
Get the chopper.
Get the chopper.

734
00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:22,779
Oh, Bobby?

735
00:36:22,814 --> 00:36:25,319
If this actually turns out
to be what you say it is,

736
00:36:25,354 --> 00:36:27,222
I will personally make sure

737
00:36:27,257 --> 00:36:28,685
you get your transfer
back to Boston.

738
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:31,325
Oh, ma'am, I can't thank you
enough. Thank you so much.

739
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,689
Thank you, ma'am.

740
00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:34,295
We're going to Portofino!

741
00:36:43,537 --> 00:36:45,240
Let's get
into character.

742
00:36:45,275 --> 00:36:46,802
I'm the bodyguard.

743
00:36:46,837 --> 00:36:49,673
Now let's hear the British
accent of Carlo's mistress.

744
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,202
My British accent is perfect,

745
00:36:51,237 --> 00:36:52,379
you fucking cunt.

746
00:36:52,414 --> 00:36:53,512
Let's skip the British accent

747
00:36:53,547 --> 00:36:55,778
and go straight to being
brutally executed.

748
00:36:55,813 --> 00:36:57,681
How's the sight line, D?

749
00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:01,520
Mm-mm.
Just protecting my asset.

750
00:37:03,051 --> 00:37:05,458
We're here to see Vladimir.

751
00:37:08,089 --> 00:37:09,121
I'm the bodyguard.

752
00:37:09,156 --> 00:37:10,595
Security check.

753
00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:13,664
Two minutes out.

754
00:37:14,964 --> 00:37:17,470
Crowley's got a team in place.
We gotta call off the buy.

755
00:37:17,505 --> 00:37:20,407
If she finds out I've got those
shitheads working for me...

756
00:37:29,352 --> 00:37:30,681
He's not answering the phone.

757
00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:33,420
What did I tell him?
Burner phone. Pick it up!

758
00:37:33,455 --> 00:37:36,016
- Here you go, sir.
- Thank you very much.

759
00:37:36,051 --> 00:37:37,655
Great work.

760
00:37:37,690 --> 00:37:39,789
Yeah!

761
00:37:43,289 --> 00:37:45,300
Yeah. Yeah!

762
00:37:45,335 --> 00:37:47,764
- Oh, shit!
- What's wrong?

763
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,734
Just a former client.
It's fine - he didn't see me.

764
00:37:54,872 --> 00:37:57,004
You must be Vladimir.

765
00:37:58,238 --> 00:37:59,809
Carlo sends his regards.

766
00:37:59,844 --> 00:38:02,207
He thought I would attract
less attention.

767
00:38:02,242 --> 00:38:04,209
Well, he thought wrong!

768
00:38:04,244 --> 00:38:06,816
But nobody's complaining.

769
00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:08,620
Sonofabitch.

770
00:38:12,285 --> 00:38:13,856
You have the security feed yet?

771
00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:15,124
Getting it now.

772
00:38:15,159 --> 00:38:18,157
Don't move till the buy is made
and they're out of the club.

773
00:38:18,192 --> 00:38:20,533
- There's too many civilians.
- Roger that.

774
00:38:27,509 --> 00:38:29,344
These are the classified
coordinates

775
00:38:29,379 --> 00:38:31,742
to the entire
European data grid.

776
00:38:32,910 --> 00:38:34,074
OK?

777
00:38:35,077 --> 00:38:37,143
No, no, no, no, no.

778
00:38:38,619 --> 00:38:41,521
These are proximity paired.

779
00:38:42,986 --> 00:38:46,152
Until the buyer's fingerprint
disarms the bracelet,

780
00:38:46,187 --> 00:38:48,396
I suggest you do not
let the briefcase

781
00:38:48,431 --> 00:38:51,432
out of 5-metre radius
for more than 15 seconds.

782
00:38:51,467 --> 00:38:54,600
If you do, bracelet explodes.

783
00:38:54,635 --> 00:38:56,668
Keep it close!

784
00:38:57,473 --> 00:39:00,232
It will be a shame
for that beautiful face

785
00:39:00,267 --> 00:39:02,839
to be disintegrated by TNT.

786
00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:06,009
The fuck?

787
00:39:06,045 --> 00:39:08,779
I should just pop
this motherfucker right now.

788
00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:11,386
- Address?
- Oh, the delivery address!

789
00:39:11,421 --> 00:39:12,948
In Florence.

790
00:39:13,786 --> 00:39:15,687
You will deliver
to the buyer tomorrow

791
00:39:15,722 --> 00:39:17,557
at the Ludovico Gallery auction.

792
00:39:17,592 --> 00:39:19,625
Ah, I love Florence!

793
00:39:19,660 --> 00:39:23,398
I adore galleries
and museums and culture.

794
00:39:23,433 --> 00:39:24,729
Michael Bryce!

795
00:39:24,764 --> 00:39:27,160
You have me confused
with someone else.

796
00:39:27,195 --> 00:39:28,766
No, no, I'd never forget
the face of

797
00:39:28,801 --> 00:39:30,768
the man who saved my life
in my darkest hour.

798
00:39:30,803 --> 00:39:33,166
Come on, bro!
Let's do some blow together.

799
00:39:33,201 --> 00:39:34,442
Michael Bryce?

800
00:39:34,477 --> 00:39:36,169
Didn't he lose his licence

801
00:39:36,204 --> 00:39:37,544
when Kurosawa was killed?

802
00:39:37,579 --> 00:39:39,744
No, no, he's got me mistaken
for someone else.

803
00:39:39,779 --> 00:39:41,581
I told you,
it's Michael Bryce!

804
00:39:41,616 --> 00:39:42,978
For the record,
that's pending review.

805
00:39:43,013 --> 00:39:44,243
Fuck off!

806
00:39:44,278 --> 00:39:45,783
Hey, guys, it's Michael Bryce!

807
00:39:45,818 --> 00:39:49,347
Why would Carlo hire
an unlicensed bodyguard

808
00:39:49,382 --> 00:39:51,316
to protect the love of his life?

809
00:39:51,351 --> 00:39:53,351
Right! You're fired.

810
00:39:53,386 --> 00:39:54,462
You're fucking fired!

811
00:39:54,497 --> 00:39:56,728
Oh, that's true, baby.

812
00:39:56,763 --> 00:40:00,325
Carlo always has preferred
younger women.

813
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,832
Excuse me?

814
00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:04,131
I've seen him with
a woman in her 30s,

815
00:40:04,166 --> 00:40:06,133
but never this old.

816
00:40:06,168 --> 00:40:07,706
Never!

817
00:40:07,741 --> 00:40:10,170
No, no, no, no.
No, no. Don't... don't laugh.

818
00:40:19,412 --> 00:40:21,214
- Here it comes.
- Old lady, right?

819
00:40:22,690 --> 00:40:25,592
What the fuck did you just say,

820
00:40:25,627 --> 00:40:29,255
you finger-licking shit monkey

821
00:40:29,290 --> 00:40:32,423
donkey-blowing motherfucker?

822
00:40:37,639 --> 00:40:40,068
That sounded really Mexican.

823
00:40:40,103 --> 00:40:42,367
Shit.

824
00:40:42,402 --> 00:40:43,709
We have a problem.

825
00:40:43,744 --> 00:40:45,436
This is a fucking set-up.

826
00:40:45,471 --> 00:40:47,647
You don't fucking say,
vape juice!

827
00:40:47,682 --> 00:40:48,978
Get that case off her.

828
00:40:49,013 --> 00:40:50,309
Get me Carlo on the phone!

829
00:40:50,344 --> 00:40:53,213
And here we go.

830
00:41:01,531 --> 00:41:03,597
Shit!

831
00:41:03,632 --> 00:41:04,994
Clear the room.

832
00:41:05,667 --> 00:41:07,568
Let's go. Move! Move!

833
00:41:07,603 --> 00:41:09,537
Breese! The gun!

834
00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:25,652
Feel like giving me
a hand, Kincaid?

835
00:41:26,787 --> 00:41:28,248
Triple-A, my ass.

836
00:41:32,727 --> 00:41:34,958
All Interpol
agents, you are authorised.

837
00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:35,794
Shoot to kill.

838
00:41:35,829 --> 00:41:38,456
Interpol. Get the fuck out now.

839
00:41:38,491 --> 00:41:41,162
Shit. Shit!

840
00:41:48,468 --> 00:41:51,546
Greatest night of my life!
Aaggh!

841
00:41:52,681 --> 00:41:54,439
Breese!

842
00:41:54,474 --> 00:41:55,781
Fuck!

843
00:41:55,816 --> 00:41:58,476
Breese! The case! Come on!

844
00:42:00,854 --> 00:42:03,085
Bitch!

845
00:42:07,795 --> 00:42:10,862
Get back!
Get out of the way!

846
00:42:16,430 --> 00:42:19,068
Move! Move!

847
00:42:21,402 --> 00:42:23,974
Say my age, bitch!

848
00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:26,108
Oh, no, no!

849
00:42:28,145 --> 00:42:31,916
Breese, I'm famished.

850
00:42:31,951 --> 00:42:35,018
- Shall we go now?
- Still Mexican.

851
00:42:40,487 --> 00:42:44,731
Breese!

852
00:42:47,296 --> 00:42:49,604
Get to the fucking dock now!

853
00:42:49,639 --> 00:42:51,738
Breese! Breese!

854
00:42:51,773 --> 00:42:54,070
Get out of the way! Move! Move!

855
00:43:03,851 --> 00:43:07,820
Breese, my baby, wake up!
Stay with me, Breese!

856
00:43:07,855 --> 00:43:10,350
This way.

857
00:43:10,385 --> 00:43:12,792
This way! Come on!

858
00:43:12,827 --> 00:43:14,453
Out of my fucking way, please!

859
00:43:14,488 --> 00:43:16,092
Target heading for the water.

860
00:43:17,359 --> 00:43:19,194
- Let's go!
- Go, go, go, go!

861
00:43:27,908 --> 00:43:29,468
Breesey!

862
00:43:29,503 --> 00:43:31,811
No, no, no,
you can't die on me, Breesey!

863
00:43:31,846 --> 00:43:34,407
You're the only one
who understands me!

864
00:43:34,442 --> 00:43:36,145
Baby...

865
00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:38,015
- Come on, Breese!
- Baby!

866
00:43:38,050 --> 00:43:42,250
- Come back to us!
- Baby, he's gone.

867
00:43:42,285 --> 00:43:45,022
Don't say that!

868
00:43:48,357 --> 00:43:52,634
You'd better say something nice
about my Breesey.

869
00:43:54,198 --> 00:43:56,671
Michael was...

870
00:43:58,334 --> 00:43:59,630
.. very careful.

871
00:43:59,665 --> 00:44:02,138
Yes, he was.

872
00:44:02,173 --> 00:44:03,975
He loved seatbelts.

873
00:44:04,010 --> 00:44:08,375
He did love seatbelts
so very much.

874
00:44:08,410 --> 00:44:10,751
Mm-hm.

875
00:44:10,786 --> 00:44:14,381
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

876
00:44:14,416 --> 00:44:19,353
We will never forget the time
you spent with us.

877
00:44:23,689 --> 00:44:25,898
That was beautiful.

878
00:44:25,933 --> 00:44:28,736
You should have been a priest.

879
00:44:33,875 --> 00:44:36,502
OK, let's toss his ass in
and bounce.

880
00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:56,621
What in the absolute fuck
is wrong with you people?

881
00:44:56,656 --> 00:44:59,591
- Hey, we gave you a sea burial!
- A sea burial?

882
00:44:59,626 --> 00:45:01,263
Well, you didn't have
a heartbeat!

883
00:45:01,298 --> 00:45:04,266
I'm wearing fucking Kevlar!

884
00:45:05,698 --> 00:45:07,071
These were your operatives.

885
00:45:07,106 --> 00:45:08,600
I've never seen them before.

886
00:45:08,635 --> 00:45:10,107
Only one number
called this phone

887
00:45:10,142 --> 00:45:12,142
that Michael Bryce
was in possession of

888
00:45:12,177 --> 00:45:13,242
and it was yours.

889
00:45:13,277 --> 00:45:14,441
We have less than two days

890
00:45:14,476 --> 00:45:15,508
before this attack happens.

891
00:45:15,543 --> 00:45:17,510
- Two days.
- I gave you a chance.

892
00:45:17,545 --> 00:45:19,314
You went behind my back

893
00:45:19,349 --> 00:45:21,613
and you employed two criminals

894
00:45:21,648 --> 00:45:23,318
and an unlicensed bodyguard

895
00:45:23,353 --> 00:45:25,023
and now they're in possession
of critical evidence.

896
00:45:25,058 --> 00:45:27,454
For all I know, they could be
in on the cyber attack.

897
00:45:27,489 --> 00:45:29,863
They're not in on the attack,
trust me. They're idiots.

898
00:45:29,898 --> 00:45:31,766
Did you know about this?

899
00:45:31,801 --> 00:45:34,098
- She had nothing to do with it.
- Yes, I did.

900
00:45:34,133 --> 00:45:36,397
Put out a global red notice
on Darius Kincaid,

901
00:45:36,432 --> 00:45:38,498
Sonia Kincaid and Michael Bryce.

902
00:45:38,533 --> 00:45:40,973
We have a problem.

903
00:45:43,912 --> 00:45:47,573
Three unknown fugitives
escaped with the coordinates.

904
00:45:47,608 --> 00:45:49,443
Interpol were
all over the scene.

905
00:45:49,478 --> 00:45:51,885
Seems that we have a rat.

906
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,679
Get me Carlo on the phone.

907
00:45:54,714 --> 00:45:58,254
Sir, Carlo's dead.

908
00:46:01,457 --> 00:46:06,999
We have 48 hours
and every moment that goes by,

909
00:46:07,034 --> 00:46:09,760
the proud men and women
of Greece

910
00:46:09,795 --> 00:46:12,268
fall lower on their knees.

911
00:46:12,303 --> 00:46:17,174
Only two people
knew about the buy.

912
00:46:17,209 --> 00:46:19,176
Carlo...

913
00:46:20,245 --> 00:46:21,277
.. and you.

914
00:46:21,312 --> 00:46:24,280
I swear
I would never betray you!

915
00:46:24,315 --> 00:46:26,348
You are a Trojan horse!

916
00:46:34,028 --> 00:46:37,623
Find the fugitives. Kill them.

917
00:46:37,658 --> 00:46:40,395
I need the briefcase.

918
00:46:41,398 --> 00:46:42,364
What is that?

919
00:46:42,399 --> 00:46:44,069
Interpol has issued red notices

920
00:46:44,104 --> 00:46:45,796
for the hit man, a con woman...

921
00:46:45,831 --> 00:46:47,798
Where did they get that picture?
That's terrible!

922
00:46:47,833 --> 00:46:49,910
.. and a reckless
unlicensed bodyguard.

923
00:46:49,945 --> 00:46:51,945
That is pending fucking review.

924
00:46:51,980 --> 00:46:53,078
See, that's what we get

925
00:46:53,113 --> 00:46:54,607
for trying to help
these motherfuckers.

926
00:46:54,642 --> 00:46:57,610
You know, fuck 'em! Can we go
finish our honeymoon, babe?

927
00:46:57,645 --> 00:47:00,888
With explosives on my wrist? No!

928
00:47:00,923 --> 00:47:03,550
We're taking this shit
to the mystery big shot

929
00:47:03,585 --> 00:47:05,486
so my uterus can relax.

930
00:47:05,521 --> 00:47:07,686
- Are you coming?
- Oh, I'm coming.

931
00:47:07,721 --> 00:47:10,392
We need to prevent this cyber
attack so I can clear my name.

932
00:47:10,427 --> 00:47:13,098
I got a PR disaster and this is
gonna take a long time...

933
00:47:13,133 --> 00:47:15,331
- I wish he had died.
- I heard that!

934
00:47:22,868 --> 00:47:25,638
Ah, fuck.

935
00:47:25,673 --> 00:47:28,014
- What's wrong?
- You can't be serious.

936
00:47:28,049 --> 00:47:30,841
- About what?
- My ribs are broken.

937
00:47:30,876 --> 00:47:32,612
I came down with
a little case of

938
00:47:32,647 --> 00:47:34,647
12-gauge shotgun to the chest.

939
00:47:34,682 --> 00:47:37,485
- Remember?
- Hey, Breesey, don't worry.

940
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:41,126
Sonia's gonna take care of you.
This will make you feel better.

941
00:47:41,161 --> 00:47:43,524
- Thank you.
- There you go, baby.

942
00:47:45,693 --> 00:47:46,857
The auction of artworks

943
00:47:46,892 --> 00:47:48,969
by the reclusive
Greek shipping billionaire

944
00:47:49,004 --> 00:47:51,301
is believed to be the last
of a long line of assets

945
00:47:51,336 --> 00:47:53,006
he's liquidated
outside of his homeland.

946
00:47:53,041 --> 00:47:54,700
It is unknown
what his motivation

947
00:47:54,735 --> 00:47:55,976
for selling up in Europe is,

948
00:47:56,011 --> 00:47:58,506
but analysts are calling it
'financial suicide'.

949
00:47:58,541 --> 00:48:00,981
Ooh, that is
one helluva security detail.

950
00:48:01,016 --> 00:48:06,019
- Holy shit! Magnusson.
- Who?

951
00:48:06,054 --> 00:48:07,713
Only the Triple-A rated
Bodyguard of the Year

952
00:48:07,748 --> 00:48:09,121
three years in a row!

953
00:48:09,156 --> 00:48:10,650
They give
you motherfuckers awards?

954
00:48:10,685 --> 00:48:13,554
Yes, they give us awards and we
have conventions and everything.

955
00:48:13,589 --> 00:48:15,556
Ain't no award for hit man.

956
00:48:15,591 --> 00:48:18,130
It's called 'lethal injection'.

957
00:48:18,165 --> 00:48:21,595
God, look at him.
He's so strong, confident.

958
00:48:21,630 --> 00:48:24,499
- He's like a panther.
- Let me see this motherfucker.

959
00:48:26,767 --> 00:48:29,141
Ooh, shit! Zento!

960
00:48:29,176 --> 00:48:32,111
That is a good motherfucking
hit man right there.

961
00:48:32,146 --> 00:48:34,047
Took a lot of business from me.

962
00:48:34,082 --> 00:48:37,413
- Find yourself a nest.
- I'm gonna take the tower.

963
00:48:38,548 --> 00:48:41,021
Whoever wants this briefcase
is a serious high roller

964
00:48:41,056 --> 00:48:44,189
'cause Magnusson's fee
is astronomical.

965
00:48:44,224 --> 00:48:47,423
Releasing the package.
I want everyone on high alert.

966
00:48:49,922 --> 00:48:52,824
And bingo.

967
00:48:52,859 --> 00:48:55,497
Oh. That is awful.

968
00:48:55,532 --> 00:49:00,337
It's like Liberace
banged a set of curtains.

969
00:49:11,548 --> 00:49:13,515
You know that dude?

970
00:49:15,024 --> 00:49:17,090
I'm not sure.

971
00:49:18,225 --> 00:49:21,655
Magnusson,
three pigeons on the rooftop.

972
00:49:21,690 --> 00:49:23,162
Let me see this motherfucker.

973
00:49:25,298 --> 00:49:28,134
- They have the stolen briefcase.
- Take the shot.

974
00:49:29,896 --> 00:49:31,698
Oh, shit! Zento! Gun!

975
00:49:33,867 --> 00:49:36,142
Get Aristotle
to safety now.

976
00:49:38,146 --> 00:49:41,312
Scatter and converge.
Get that case!

977
00:49:45,516 --> 00:49:47,945
They won't know we have
five possible escape routes.

978
00:49:47,980 --> 00:49:49,683
They have five possible
escape routes.

979
00:49:53,788 --> 00:49:55,161
Should've used a decoy.

980
00:49:55,196 --> 00:49:57,427
It appears
they have no decoy, sir.

981
00:49:57,462 --> 00:50:00,628
- My God, they're amateurs.
- Alright, let's go!

982
00:50:00,663 --> 00:50:02,366
Come on!

983
00:50:10,739 --> 00:50:11,936
If you'd listened to me,

984
00:50:11,971 --> 00:50:13,245
we'd have
an extraction vehicle waiting!

985
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,478
These idiots don't even have
an extraction vehicle.

986
00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:18,316
Bryce, get to the van!

987
00:50:18,351 --> 00:50:21,253
Go! Now!

988
00:50:22,223 --> 00:50:25,158
Move it, Bryce!

989
00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:28,359
Magnusson recognised me,

990
00:50:28,394 --> 00:50:30,064
which means
he probably knows my moves.

991
00:50:30,099 --> 00:50:31,593
I don't recognise
any of these losers.

992
00:50:31,628 --> 00:50:35,102
- Shoot to kill.
- Bryce, we gotta go!

993
00:50:35,137 --> 00:50:36,268
Just a moment!

994
00:50:36,303 --> 00:50:38,435
- Got it! Go!
- Let's go!

995
00:50:52,946 --> 00:50:55,815
Parrot is loose.
Keep it in sight.

996
00:50:57,819 --> 00:50:59,555
Breese, watch out!

997
00:51:04,628 --> 00:51:06,133
Wow!

998
00:51:06,168 --> 00:51:08,894
Wow, this guy's handling skills
are actually incredible.

999
00:51:11,734 --> 00:51:13,899
I just wanted to say
it's an absolute honour

1000
00:51:13,934 --> 00:51:16,869
to be engaged in a car chase
with someone of your skill set.

1001
00:51:16,904 --> 00:51:20,378
Thank you.
I really appreciate that.

1002
00:51:20,413 --> 00:51:22,743
Steve McQueen
ain't got shit on you.

1003
00:51:22,778 --> 00:51:24,151
I think that's the first time

1004
00:51:24,186 --> 00:51:26,120
you've ever said
anything nice to me.

1005
00:51:33,822 --> 00:51:36,229
Bryce! Bryce!

1006
00:51:36,264 --> 00:51:38,990
Get in the car, Darius.
Go, go, go!

1007
00:51:39,025 --> 00:51:42,532
Bryce, what the fuck?

1008
00:51:42,567 --> 00:51:45,106
Move, motherfucker!

1009
00:51:46,241 --> 00:51:47,966
What the fuck did you give him?

1010
00:51:49,772 --> 00:51:51,541
Just painkillers.

1011
00:51:53,314 --> 00:51:55,644
But he's so fucking delicate.

1012
00:51:56,713 --> 00:51:58,812
Parrot is flying west.
Keep it in sight.

1013
00:52:02,081 --> 00:52:05,885
Oh, no!
Not the stairs, motherfucker!

1014
00:52:09,891 --> 00:52:12,122
I'm not wearing a sports bra!

1015
00:52:20,506 --> 00:52:23,672
- Ah!
- Jesus, this guy's a lunatic.

1016
00:52:25,170 --> 00:52:28,314
This is no fucking honeymoon,
motherfucker!

1017
00:52:28,349 --> 00:52:31,009
This is shittymoon!

1018
00:52:31,044 --> 00:52:33,143
I'd say we had
a pretty great fucking day!

1019
00:52:33,178 --> 00:52:35,552
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Shopping.

1020
00:52:42,022 --> 00:52:43,263
Wine-tasting.

1021
00:52:43,298 --> 00:52:44,924
Yeah, with someone else's money!

1022
00:52:44,959 --> 00:52:46,992
Flowers.

1023
00:52:51,405 --> 00:52:53,207
Mamma mia!

1024
00:52:53,242 --> 00:52:54,406
One bird
still remaining in flight.

1025
00:52:56,201 --> 00:52:58,806
And you fell asleep,
motherfucker!

1026
00:52:59,776 --> 00:53:03,041
Good afternoon. I'd like to
offer up a ceasefire.

1027
00:53:03,076 --> 00:53:04,108
Oh.

1028
00:53:04,143 --> 00:53:05,516
You hand over that briefcase

1029
00:53:05,551 --> 00:53:06,979
and I'll gladly
undo that bracelet.

1030
00:53:07,014 --> 00:53:09,014
Sure.

1031
00:53:09,049 --> 00:53:11,148
Bugger me.

1032
00:53:13,361 --> 00:53:16,494
Ah, that's the end
of Breese's idol.

1033
00:53:18,267 --> 00:53:20,960
Parrot's flying south.
Get the case.

1034
00:53:23,866 --> 00:53:25,767
Oh, no, por favor!

1035
00:53:28,343 --> 00:53:30,838
When I say "now",
crack your door.

1036
00:53:30,873 --> 00:53:32,906
And...

1037
00:53:32,941 --> 00:53:34,611
..now!

1038
00:53:43,886 --> 00:53:45,886
Oh, fuck!

1039
00:53:45,921 --> 00:53:47,756
Oh!

1040
00:53:48,792 --> 00:53:50,330
- Ah!
- Oh, fuck!

1041
00:53:50,365 --> 00:53:54,268
Oh, my God! I'm gonna die!

1042
00:53:54,303 --> 00:53:55,896
- Oh, my God!
- I got you.

1043
00:53:55,931 --> 00:53:57,601
I got you! Calm down!

1044
00:53:59,473 --> 00:54:01,836
Argh!

1045
00:54:08,350 --> 00:54:11,945
Oh, yes!

1046
00:54:15,082 --> 00:54:17,324
Shit.

1047
00:54:17,359 --> 00:54:19,986
Oh, you gotta be
fucking kidding me!

1048
00:54:29,063 --> 00:54:31,129
What the fuck?

1049
00:54:38,105 --> 00:54:39,940
Dive!

1050
00:54:46,388 --> 00:54:49,015
Did we lose them?

1051
00:54:50,557 --> 00:54:52,821
No, you didn't lose them!

1052
00:54:54,055 --> 00:54:55,758
Oh, shit!

1053
00:55:07,068 --> 00:55:09,376
Oh, shit!

1054
00:55:09,411 --> 00:55:11,378
Sonia!

1055
00:55:11,413 --> 00:55:13,006
Get the fuck back in the car!

1056
00:55:13,041 --> 00:55:14,975
Are you trying to
get rid of me?

1057
00:55:15,010 --> 00:55:17,043
Swinging out the fucking car?

1058
00:55:20,345 --> 00:55:22,620
Motherfucker's reloading.
Take the wheel.

1059
00:55:34,997 --> 00:55:37,437
Argh!

1060
00:55:40,673 --> 00:55:42,442
What are you doing?

1061
00:55:42,477 --> 00:55:43,905
- Hang on, baby!
- Darius!

1062
00:55:43,940 --> 00:55:47,007
Oh, fuck!

1063
00:55:50,947 --> 00:55:54,047
Ooh.

1064
00:56:00,154 --> 00:56:02,990
They didn't wear
their seatbelts.

1065
00:56:03,025 --> 00:56:04,959
The three
fugitives responsible for

1066
00:56:04,994 --> 00:56:07,225
a nightclub shootout
in Portofino last night...

1067
00:56:07,260 --> 00:56:08,699
Phone call for you, sir.

1068
00:56:08,734 --> 00:56:11,064
.. and are believed to be hiding
somewhere in Italy.

1069
00:56:11,099 --> 00:56:12,263
Our world news correspondent...

1070
00:56:12,298 --> 00:56:13,330
Yeah?

1071
00:56:13,365 --> 00:56:14,606
Sir, I'm sorry to inform you,

1072
00:56:14,641 --> 00:56:17,202
but the three fugitives
managed to escape.

1073
00:56:17,237 --> 00:56:19,743
.. police search for disgraced
bodyguard Michael Bryce,

1074
00:56:19,778 --> 00:56:22,207
international con woman
Sonia Kincaid...

1075
00:56:22,242 --> 00:56:26,849
When you find them,
I want them alive.

1076
00:56:44,803 --> 00:56:49,201
Hey! What the fuck
were those pills?

1077
00:56:49,236 --> 00:56:52,237
- It's just lithium.
- Lithium?

1078
00:56:52,272 --> 00:56:54,646
Baby, lithium's not
pain medication.

1079
00:56:54,681 --> 00:56:58,210
It's to manage my stress,
Darius, and stress IS pain.

1080
00:56:58,245 --> 00:56:59,651
Breesey, you want some more?

1081
00:56:59,686 --> 00:57:02,214
Don't you
come anywhere near me.

1082
00:57:02,249 --> 00:57:04,414
I've had it with you two.

1083
00:57:04,449 --> 00:57:07,824
I'm sorry to say this, Sonia,
but you are crazy.

1084
00:57:07,859 --> 00:57:10,530
Hey, hey, hey, motherfucker, you
can't talk to my wife that way.

1085
00:57:10,565 --> 00:57:13,599
Why not?
She'd make a terrible mother.

1086
00:57:13,634 --> 00:57:16,800
I wouldn't leave a Chucky doll
in her care.

1087
00:57:16,835 --> 00:57:20,331
You need to apologise to Sonia
right the fuck now.

1088
00:57:20,366 --> 00:57:22,234
Oh, fuck this.
"You gotta apologise..."

1089
00:57:22,269 --> 00:57:23,675
What, are you gonna
shoot me now?

1090
00:57:23,710 --> 00:57:26,975
Father of the Year right here.
Can't wait.

1091
00:57:27,780 --> 00:57:29,340
Hey! Hey, where you going,
motherfucker?

1092
00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:30,616
I said, "Apologise!"

1093
00:57:30,651 --> 00:57:34,587
Well, I'm just gonna
ride the lithium out. Whoo!

1094
00:57:35,414 --> 00:57:37,590
Fuck.

1095
00:57:37,625 --> 00:57:39,691
Hello. You've reached
Michael Bryce.

1096
00:57:39,726 --> 00:57:41,726
Please leave a message
and have a Triple-A day.

1097
00:57:41,761 --> 00:57:43,596
Future Michael, I'm really lost.

1098
00:57:43,631 --> 00:57:45,026
Give me a sign.

1099
00:57:45,061 --> 00:57:47,094
Your service
is currently out of range.

1100
00:57:47,129 --> 00:57:50,130
Goddamn it. F...

1101
00:57:50,165 --> 00:57:54,068
Now those two psychos
are trying to ruin my life.

1102
00:57:58,107 --> 00:58:00,140
Babe, you alright?

1103
00:58:02,782 --> 00:58:04,474
I'm great.

1104
00:58:04,509 --> 00:58:10,282
I mean, our honeymoon
is a delicious fuckery.

1105
00:58:10,317 --> 00:58:12,658
I don't have a foetus
in my womb,

1106
00:58:12,693 --> 00:58:15,760
but I do have
a bomb on my wrist.

1107
00:58:15,795 --> 00:58:20,127
In other words, this lifestyle
that you dragged me into

1108
00:58:20,162 --> 00:58:21,898
has made me a horrendous mother

1109
00:58:21,933 --> 00:58:23,834
of the children
we don't even have.

1110
00:58:23,869 --> 00:58:25,539
In other words,
this is all your fault!

1111
00:58:25,574 --> 00:58:26,903
How the fuck is this my fault?

1112
00:58:26,938 --> 00:58:28,608
Now, if I remember,
I didn't meet you

1113
00:58:28,643 --> 00:58:29,906
at no goddamn debutante ball.

1114
00:58:29,941 --> 00:58:32,370
- What?
- Took a bullet for him.

1115
00:58:32,405 --> 00:58:34,141
Took a bullet for her.

1116
00:58:34,176 --> 00:58:35,549
Yeah, old Bryce is just

1117
00:58:35,584 --> 00:58:39,047
everybody's favourite
little bullet caddy, isn't he?

1118
00:58:41,216 --> 00:58:46,120
OK, game on. Come on.

1119
00:58:46,155 --> 00:58:47,990
Give me a sign.

1120
00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:49,992
Any sign.

1121
00:58:50,027 --> 00:58:51,532
Please.

1122
00:58:52,326 --> 00:58:55,261
OK, that is a sign, it's just
not the one I'm looking for.

1123
00:59:01,170 --> 00:59:04,875
Anything. Anything at all!

1124
00:59:11,180 --> 00:59:14,049
I see what you're doing. I...

1125
00:59:14,084 --> 00:59:17,690
You wanna play ball?
We're gonna play ball.

1126
00:59:17,725 --> 00:59:20,022
Take some responsibility
for your shit!

1127
00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:21,452
Sonia, it ain't
my goddamn fault!

1128
00:59:21,487 --> 00:59:22,761
- Hey.
- You're really making me...

1129
00:59:22,796 --> 00:59:24,730
- Hey!
- What?

1130
00:59:24,765 --> 00:59:27,260
I said some awful stuff
back there

1131
00:59:27,295 --> 00:59:30,769
because I was involuntarily
administered lithium.

1132
00:59:31,563 --> 00:59:33,002
Apology accepted.

1133
00:59:33,037 --> 00:59:37,303
I'm not apologising. But I know
someone who can help us out.

1134
00:59:46,545 --> 00:59:49,821
Is this like that gun thing? You
can't press doorbells either?

1135
00:59:49,856 --> 00:59:55,057
It's just I haven't spoken to my
father since I lost my licence.

1136
00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:58,555
So, you're admitting
you're unlicensed.

1137
00:59:58,590 --> 01:00:00,832
You don't understand.

1138
01:00:03,265 --> 01:00:05,331
He's the greatest bodyguard
who ever lived...

1139
01:00:06,774 --> 01:00:09,841
.. and I'm just... me.

1140
01:00:09,876 --> 01:00:11,678
What are you doing?
What are you doing?

1141
01:00:17,411 --> 01:00:19,147
Fuck!

1142
01:00:21,184 --> 01:00:22,579
Alright.

1143
01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:31,621
Mr Bryce out back.
He chop the wood.

1144
01:00:31,656 --> 01:00:35,493
He be a moment.
I'll get you some water.

1145
01:00:37,002 --> 01:00:41,235
This Triple-A shit
is a family fantasy.

1146
01:00:51,346 --> 01:00:53,445
Hey, Papa.

1147
01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:56,085
I never imagined
I'd be coming home like this.

1148
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:59,286
I always thought it would be
under different circumstances.

1149
01:00:59,321 --> 01:01:04,159
As I'm sure you know, my...
my licence is under review.

1150
01:01:06,559 --> 01:01:09,098
I'm sorry for being
such a disgrace.

1151
01:01:09,969 --> 01:01:12,739
We really need your help.

1152
01:01:13,599 --> 01:01:19,174
Out there in the world, you're
an unlicensed protection agent,

1153
01:01:19,209 --> 01:01:20,637
but here...

1154
01:01:22,311 --> 01:01:25,609
..here you are my son

1155
01:01:25,644 --> 01:01:27,281
and this is your home.

1156
01:01:32,387 --> 01:01:35,289
What the fuck?

1157
01:01:36,490 --> 01:01:37,863
Aww!

1158
01:01:40,802 --> 01:01:43,363
Just chill.

1159
01:01:43,398 --> 01:01:45,871
I'm trying to have a long
awaited moment with my dad.

1160
01:01:45,906 --> 01:01:47,840
I get it. You're freaking out.

1161
01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:50,271
- He's... he's... he's...
- A legend. Yes.

1162
01:01:50,306 --> 01:01:52,812
That's weird for you,
but, to me, he's just Papa.

1163
01:01:52,847 --> 01:01:54,209
No, I'm freaked out because...

1164
01:01:54,244 --> 01:01:56,409
Because his voice is
so deeply rich in its timbre?

1165
01:01:56,444 --> 01:01:58,477
Yes. It's remarkable,
but a lot of people sound...

1166
01:01:58,512 --> 01:01:59,918
No, motherfucker,
it's not his voice.

1167
01:01:59,953 --> 01:02:02,250
- It's the fact that he...
- Is a published author?

1168
01:02:03,517 --> 01:02:06,023
Huh? What is it, Darius?

1169
01:02:06,058 --> 01:02:07,959
Spit it out, 'cause, frankly,

1170
01:02:07,994 --> 01:02:10,159
it's exhausting to hear you
beat about the bush.

1171
01:02:10,194 --> 01:02:12,689
- 'Around', Junior.
- I'm sorry?

1172
01:02:12,724 --> 01:02:16,803
The expression is
'beat around the bush'.

1173
01:02:17,597 --> 01:02:19,465
- Interesting.
- It's 'around'.

1174
01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:21,874
- Sorry, I'm...
- I know who you are.

1175
01:02:21,909 --> 01:02:23,502
I watch the news.

1176
01:02:26,639 --> 01:02:28,507
Hello, my dear.

1177
01:02:30,049 --> 01:02:31,917
Nice to meet you,
Mr Breese father.

1178
01:02:31,952 --> 01:02:34,953
- My pleasure.
- You have a lovely son.

1179
01:02:34,988 --> 01:02:36,614
Can we have it removed?

1180
01:02:36,649 --> 01:02:39,419
Well, we'll do our best.

1181
01:02:39,454 --> 01:02:41,861
- Giuseppe?
- Yes, sir.

1182
01:02:41,896 --> 01:02:44,864
Make arrangements
for a safe house

1183
01:02:44,899 --> 01:02:49,033
and the necessary equipment
to unlink a TI-47.

1184
01:02:51,070 --> 01:02:54,269
When the fuck were you gonna
tell me your dad was black?

1185
01:02:54,304 --> 01:02:57,503
Stepdad. And I fail to see
how that's relevant.

1186
01:02:57,538 --> 01:03:01,639
Why don't you start seeing with
your heart instead of your hate?

1187
01:03:01,674 --> 01:03:03,850
- Yeah.
- Relevant? Heart? Hate?

1188
01:03:03,885 --> 01:03:05,280
What the fuck
are you talking about?

1189
01:03:05,315 --> 01:03:07,216
- You know exactly what I'm...
- Alright now, boys, boys...

1190
01:03:07,251 --> 01:03:10,648
- I'm sorry, Papa.
- No bickering under my roof, OK?

1191
01:03:10,683 --> 01:03:12,749
- Understood.
- Who's hungry?

1192
01:03:12,784 --> 01:03:14,894
- I can eat.
- Good, good.

1193
01:03:14,929 --> 01:03:17,897
- Hungry?
- I'm a little peckish.

1194
01:03:27,436 --> 01:03:33,605
These are all the bullets
Dad's taken for heads of state.

1195
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:36,146
Ooh, impressive.

1196
01:03:36,181 --> 01:03:39,182
Nothing like taking a bullet
to make you feel like a man.

1197
01:03:39,217 --> 01:03:44,418
- Yeah, I've taken 20 myself.
- I took a bullet.

1198
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:48,521
- Yeah?
- Yeah, for... for Darius.

1199
01:03:48,556 --> 01:03:50,820
I saved his life. Right, Darius?

1200
01:03:52,197 --> 01:03:54,659
Breese took a bullet
for my husband at The Hague.

1201
01:03:54,694 --> 01:03:56,529
He was very brave.

1202
01:03:56,564 --> 01:03:59,565
Check it out. Right there.

1203
01:04:00,799 --> 01:04:02,667
Bryce,
that looks like a freckle.

1204
01:04:03,505 --> 01:04:06,440
He also took a shotgun blast
for me last night.

1205
01:04:06,475 --> 01:04:08,838
Well, actually,
well, I was wearing Kevlar.

1206
01:04:08,873 --> 01:04:11,775
Kevlar? Real Triple-As
never wear Kevlar.

1207
01:04:13,185 --> 01:04:15,812
Course, knowing Bryce
and his trusty penknife,

1208
01:04:15,847 --> 01:04:17,682
he'll have the danger
all taken care of

1209
01:04:17,717 --> 01:04:19,189
before it even gets to that.

1210
01:04:20,852 --> 01:04:23,930
You... you laugh,
but countless heads of state

1211
01:04:23,965 --> 01:04:25,789
have been taken out
by the penknife.

1212
01:04:25,824 --> 01:04:27,362
No-one sees it coming.

1213
01:04:28,596 --> 01:04:32,433
Ah, yes, Elena's gelato.

1214
01:04:33,238 --> 01:04:34,941
Best gelato this side...

1215
01:04:39,244 --> 01:04:41,409
Bryce?

1216
01:04:42,445 --> 01:04:44,148
Excuse me a moment.

1217
01:04:44,183 --> 01:04:45,776
Bryce.

1218
01:04:45,811 --> 01:04:47,921
Bryce?

1219
01:04:47,956 --> 01:04:49,516
What's wrong with him?

1220
01:04:49,551 --> 01:04:51,584
It's the gelato.

1221
01:04:53,456 --> 01:04:56,589
I forgot. It's a trigger.

1222
01:04:56,624 --> 01:05:00,461
Why?

1223
01:05:00,496 --> 01:05:04,861
All of Bryce's memories
are with his mother.

1224
01:05:04,896 --> 01:05:09,107
She used to call him
her 'little bodyguard'.

1225
01:05:09,142 --> 01:05:13,342
Every Sunday, she would take
Bryce to the amusement park.

1226
01:05:13,377 --> 01:05:16,774
But it wasn't the rides
he was interested in.

1227
01:05:16,809 --> 01:05:20,613
It was the gelato.

1228
01:05:20,648 --> 01:05:22,780
Oh, yes.

1229
01:05:22,815 --> 01:05:24,353
Bryce weighed the pros and cons

1230
01:05:24,388 --> 01:05:28,027
of rocky road
versus lavender fig.

1231
01:05:28,062 --> 01:05:30,062
It seemed endless.

1232
01:05:30,097 --> 01:05:34,132
Then what happened?
Did he choose the wrong flavour?

1233
01:05:34,167 --> 01:05:37,861
No, my dear.
Fate chose his mother.

1234
01:05:37,896 --> 01:05:39,797
To this day, I have no idea

1235
01:05:39,832 --> 01:05:43,933
why a full-figured
290-pound Italian man

1236
01:05:43,968 --> 01:05:45,935
wanted to ride the Paratrooper.

1237
01:05:45,970 --> 01:05:49,246
Truth is, I don't wanna know.

1238
01:05:49,281 --> 01:05:51,743
Some things
are best left unsaid.

1239
01:05:54,352 --> 01:05:58,255
And Bryce,
well, he chose to blame himself.

1240
01:05:59,192 --> 01:06:01,258
That's why he loves seatbelts.

1241
01:06:01,293 --> 01:06:04,591
Still doesn't explain
why he's so annoying.

1242
01:06:07,332 --> 01:06:09,134
You're annoying.

1243
01:06:19,575 --> 01:06:21,344
Hi. Hi. Hi.

1244
01:06:21,379 --> 01:06:23,379
- Are you OK?
- I'm fine. I'm fine.

1245
01:06:23,414 --> 01:06:26,250
- Do you want me to push you?
- No, no, no, no, no. Thank you.

1246
01:06:26,285 --> 01:06:32,388
I just... I cry sometimes
when I'm awake, so...

1247
01:06:32,423 --> 01:06:35,127
Your father told us
what happened to your mother.

1248
01:06:35,162 --> 01:06:39,857
Ah, if I'd just ordered
peach gelato a minute sooner,

1249
01:06:39,892 --> 01:06:41,793
she'd still be alive.

1250
01:06:41,828 --> 01:06:43,333
It's my fault. My bad. I get it.

1251
01:06:43,368 --> 01:06:46,732
Oh, no, no, no, no.
It's not your fault.

1252
01:06:46,767 --> 01:06:48,173
You cannot blame yourself.

1253
01:06:48,208 --> 01:06:50,967
I mean, it's perfectly normal
to feel guilty.

1254
01:06:51,002 --> 01:06:53,310
I understand you
better than you think.

1255
01:06:53,345 --> 01:06:56,643
My mother was eaten by a shark.

1256
01:06:58,383 --> 01:07:02,319
You know, seeing your mother
being devoured by a beast,

1257
01:07:02,354 --> 01:07:05,586
it can really traumatise you -
more than you can think.

1258
01:07:05,621 --> 01:07:10,162
But my God, has it done
a number on you, honey.

1259
01:07:10,197 --> 01:07:15,332
I mean, you are fucked up
in more ways than I can count.

1260
01:07:15,367 --> 01:07:17,268
- Now it all makes sense...
- Yeah.

1261
01:07:17,303 --> 01:07:19,369
.. including your obsession
with my boobs.

1262
01:07:19,404 --> 01:07:22,570
What? I'm sorry. Did you say...
With your boobs?

1263
01:07:22,605 --> 01:07:24,869
I've never thought about
your boobs, not even once.

1264
01:07:24,904 --> 01:07:27,872
Come on,
you're obsessed with my boobs.

1265
01:07:27,907 --> 01:07:29,280
Jesus Christ, alright.

1266
01:07:29,315 --> 01:07:32,745
When you saved me, you
very gently cupped your hands

1267
01:07:32,780 --> 01:07:36,452
and pushed me by the boobs
to save me from the bullet.

1268
01:07:36,487 --> 01:07:38,454
Not a lot of alternative
real estate there.

1269
01:07:38,489 --> 01:07:41,523
I could hear the little boy
inside of you, screaming,

1270
01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:44,229
"Mommy, please don't die!
I need you!"

1271
01:07:44,264 --> 01:07:45,923
I don't think
that's what I was screaming.

1272
01:07:45,958 --> 01:07:48,332
I don't sound like that...
at all.

1273
01:07:48,367 --> 01:07:50,433
If it makes you feel
any better...

1274
01:07:50,468 --> 01:07:51,863
It doesn't.

1275
01:07:51,898 --> 01:07:54,107
..I cannot eat gelato either.

1276
01:07:54,142 --> 01:07:56,208
Right. Doesn't make me
feel better. I don't care.

1277
01:07:56,243 --> 01:07:58,067
I'm lactose-intolerant.

1278
01:07:58,102 --> 01:08:01,004
I still don't care, so...

1279
01:08:01,039 --> 01:08:03,248
I'm gonna head back inside.

1280
01:08:03,283 --> 01:08:05,580
I think they're serving,
um, self-esteem.

1281
01:08:05,615 --> 01:08:10,321
OK. Hey, this was great.
It was really, really great.

1282
01:08:10,356 --> 01:08:11,949
To get to the safe house...

1283
01:08:11,984 --> 01:08:14,589
Excellent. Excellent.
Thank you very much.

1284
01:08:14,624 --> 01:08:17,130
So, we just go up here
and make a right.

1285
01:08:18,166 --> 01:08:22,564
Good news. My contact says
everything is all set.

1286
01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:25,435
We'll have that TI-47 off you
in no time.

1287
01:08:25,470 --> 01:08:28,174
Meanwhile, I'll sort
everything out with Interpol.

1288
01:08:28,209 --> 01:08:32,442
Sonia. Let's let 'em have
a moment together.

1289
01:08:33,643 --> 01:08:35,280
Bryce...

1290
01:08:36,745 --> 01:08:38,811
..I'm...

1291
01:08:38,846 --> 01:08:41,616
.. sorry about the gelato.

1292
01:08:42,982 --> 01:08:44,751
Hey...

1293
01:08:44,786 --> 01:08:48,425
A lot of guys lose their licence
and never come back.

1294
01:08:48,460 --> 01:08:51,494
Look at you.
You're gonna be a hero.

1295
01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:55,531
I'll come down to the safe house
and see you

1296
01:08:55,566 --> 01:08:58,237
after I've got
some more information.

1297
01:08:58,272 --> 01:09:00,536
I'll also have a talk
with the review board,

1298
01:09:00,571 --> 01:09:03,704
see to it
you get a good hearing.

1299
01:09:03,739 --> 01:09:06,905
Thank you. Thank you, Dad.

1300
01:09:06,940 --> 01:09:08,709
No worries.

1301
01:09:09,778 --> 01:09:11,547
Oh, Bryce...

1302
01:09:12,550 --> 01:09:14,517
Take the Jag.

1303
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:16,816
The Jag?

1304
01:09:16,851 --> 01:09:19,390
The one I wasn't even allowed
to look at as a kid?

1305
01:09:19,425 --> 01:09:21,920
You've earned it.

1306
01:09:29,831 --> 01:09:32,370
Oh!

1307
01:09:32,405 --> 01:09:35,032
Damn, I love
this motherfucking car.

1308
01:09:35,067 --> 01:09:37,133
- Yeah!
- But you love me more.

1309
01:09:37,168 --> 01:09:39,102
- Ooh, baby!
- Whoo!

1310
01:09:39,137 --> 01:09:41,214
I'm in love with love!

1311
01:09:47,387 --> 01:09:49,420
Can we just acknowledge
for one second

1312
01:09:49,455 --> 01:09:52,555
that not only are we safe...

1313
01:09:52,590 --> 01:09:55,393
.. but I think I'm gonna
get my licence back,

1314
01:09:55,428 --> 01:09:58,528
all because of my father.

1315
01:09:58,563 --> 01:10:01,234
I'm so happy for you, Breese.

1316
01:10:02,567 --> 01:10:04,369
Baby...

1317
01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:10,474
There's something I've been
meaning to tell you.

1318
01:10:11,345 --> 01:10:13,004
I...

1319
01:10:13,039 --> 01:10:15,204
What?

1320
01:10:15,239 --> 01:10:17,173
You know, I think I'm gonna
join Dad's agency.

1321
01:10:17,208 --> 01:10:19,285
"Bryce and Son".

1322
01:10:20,145 --> 01:10:21,980
That sounds...

1323
01:10:22,015 --> 01:10:23,883
A little cotton mouth. Whoa.

1324
01:10:24,688 --> 01:10:27,986
Sounds... You guys just can't
keep your hands off each other.

1325
01:10:41,870 --> 01:10:43,069
This feels familiar.

1326
01:10:43,105 --> 01:10:45,608
I don't spend that
much time with my head in bags.

1327
01:10:45,643 --> 01:10:47,610
You think maybe once
you could spot the ambush?

1328
01:10:47,645 --> 01:10:49,612
- Oh.
- Watch my hair, motherfucker.

1329
01:10:49,647 --> 01:10:53,418
No way! Mags!

1330
01:10:54,212 --> 01:10:55,519
Huge fan!

1331
01:10:55,554 --> 01:10:57,983
Are you seriously dick-riding
right now?

1332
01:10:58,018 --> 01:10:59,325
100%. He's my hero.

1333
01:11:01,252 --> 01:11:03,263
I'm thinking about
getting into vaping.

1334
01:11:04,332 --> 01:11:06,563
Seems like
the right thing to do.

1335
01:11:09,535 --> 01:11:13,867
What in the A-double-money-sign
is that?

1336
01:11:21,514 --> 01:11:25,450
Aristotle Papdopolous.

1337
01:11:28,312 --> 01:11:30,620
My little souvlaki.

1338
01:11:32,118 --> 01:11:34,019
My sweet bougatsa.

1339
01:11:37,024 --> 01:11:38,727
My darling.

1340
01:11:39,697 --> 01:11:42,368
I thought
I had lost you forever.

1341
01:11:42,403 --> 01:11:44,931
So many sleepless nights.

1342
01:11:44,966 --> 01:11:49,408
So long have I wandered in
a maze of despair.

1343
01:11:49,443 --> 01:11:54,479
Uh, anybody wanna tell me
what the fuck's going on here?

1344
01:11:55,713 --> 01:11:58,384
Monaco.

1345
01:11:58,419 --> 01:12:00,650
A girl who had lost her way,

1346
01:12:00,685 --> 01:12:05,490
turning tricks with wealthy men
at craps tables.

1347
01:12:05,525 --> 01:12:09,560
But when she met
a mysterious Greek man,

1348
01:12:09,595 --> 01:12:13,289
he taught her
there was more to life.

1349
01:12:13,324 --> 01:12:16,061
A life of art,

1350
01:12:16,096 --> 01:12:17,832
literature,

1351
01:12:17,867 --> 01:12:20,637
dance and passion.

1352
01:12:20,672 --> 01:12:25,807
She learned to appreciate
the finest things in life.

1353
01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:28,414
But when the cheap decking
aboard his megayacht

1354
01:12:28,449 --> 01:12:31,549
snapped
her beautiful Gucci heel,

1355
01:12:31,584 --> 01:12:35,487
fate took another turn.

1356
01:12:36,457 --> 01:12:38,457
She was found by fishermen.

1357
01:12:38,492 --> 01:12:40,525
She laid in bed for weeks

1358
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:46,058
and when she finally woke,
she had amnesia.

1359
01:12:46,093 --> 01:12:49,996
Now seeing your face

1360
01:12:50,031 --> 01:12:54,605
and listening to your voice
so closely to my ear,

1361
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:57,740
it all came rushing back to me.

1362
01:12:57,775 --> 01:13:00,677
- You've cured me.
- Mm.

1363
01:13:02,043 --> 01:13:03,416
Can you put the hood back on?

1364
01:13:03,451 --> 01:13:05,715
You got history
with this motherfucker?

1365
01:13:05,750 --> 01:13:08,454
And if I'd known earlier

1366
01:13:08,489 --> 01:13:10,951
it was you who had my case,

1367
01:13:10,986 --> 01:13:12,557
I would have ensured

1368
01:13:12,592 --> 01:13:16,154
you were treated
like the Aphrodite you are.

1369
01:13:16,189 --> 01:13:17,760
Thank you.

1370
01:13:17,795 --> 01:13:19,828
- Have these two...
- Oh.

1371
01:13:19,863 --> 01:13:24,195
.. brought to Lucas and Francesco
in my torture chambers.

1372
01:13:24,230 --> 01:13:25,735
Torture chamber?

1373
01:13:25,770 --> 01:13:28,474
- Did he say, "Cha-cha chamber?"
- No, motherfucker, he did not!

1374
01:13:28,509 --> 01:13:29,904
Perhaps one day

1375
01:13:29,939 --> 01:13:34,480
you'll learn that great men
don't need to stoop to vulgarity

1376
01:13:34,515 --> 01:13:35,877
to express themselves.

1377
01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:38,110
Oh, I know how to express
myself, motherfucker.

1378
01:13:38,145 --> 01:13:39,485
- Take them away.
- Believe me.

1379
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:41,014
I have not begun
to express myself.

1380
01:13:41,049 --> 01:13:43,280
Do we have separate
torture chambers?

1381
01:13:45,856 --> 01:13:49,759
The final piece
of my master plan -

1382
01:13:49,794 --> 01:13:53,895
to win justice
for Europe's atrocities.

1383
01:13:54,799 --> 01:13:59,439
Take it to the technology centre
and have my yacht prepared.

1384
01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:11,341
Come with me.

1385
01:14:11,376 --> 01:14:14,047
I have something to show you.

1386
01:14:22,992 --> 01:14:26,466
The room we dreamed
of building together.

1387
01:14:27,293 --> 01:14:29,062
Oh, amazing.

1388
01:14:29,933 --> 01:14:34,573
Yes, I had it completed
after you disappeared

1389
01:14:34,608 --> 01:14:39,006
in the hope it would be
a beacon for your return.

1390
01:14:42,814 --> 01:14:46,783
You ever think that... that
maybe she's conning you?

1391
01:14:46,818 --> 01:14:47,850
What?

1392
01:14:47,885 --> 01:14:50,347
I'm just saying,
she's a con woman.

1393
01:14:50,382 --> 01:14:52,250
That's what con women do.

1394
01:14:52,285 --> 01:14:55,561
Con person? Person?
I don't know how you say that.

1395
01:14:55,596 --> 01:14:57,420
Could you guys come back
a little bit later?

1396
01:14:57,455 --> 01:14:59,092
We're in the middle of a...

1397
01:15:01,833 --> 01:15:04,229
You're gonna tell us
everything you know.

1398
01:15:09,676 --> 01:15:11,038
Oh, my God.

1399
01:15:11,073 --> 01:15:14,305
I'm not telling you
a motherfucking thing.

1400
01:15:18,751 --> 01:15:22,786
You can taser him
all the fucking live-long day

1401
01:15:22,821 --> 01:15:25,415
and he won't say a goddamn word.

1402
01:15:25,450 --> 01:15:27,791
So, you never had a family?

1403
01:15:27,826 --> 01:15:31,058
You were my only true love.

1404
01:15:31,093 --> 01:15:33,566
You have suffered so much.

1405
01:15:33,601 --> 01:15:36,393
He can go all day with that.

1406
01:15:36,428 --> 01:15:40,100
You can electrocute him all day.
It'll only make him angrier.

1407
01:15:42,269 --> 01:15:43,807
- Hoo!
- Mm-hm. Yeah.

1408
01:15:43,842 --> 01:15:46,678
Wait. I, on the other hand,
will tell you everything.

1409
01:15:46,713 --> 01:15:48,405
I'll tell you everything
if you just keep...

1410
01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:49,648
- Really?
- Yeah.

1411
01:15:49,683 --> 01:15:51,177
Sonia showed up.
I was on vacation.

1412
01:15:51,212 --> 01:15:52,409
Oh, motherfucker!

1413
01:15:52,444 --> 01:15:54,620
She said Kincaid was in trouble
and then Interpol came.

1414
01:15:54,655 --> 01:15:56,479
I don't even know where
those guys came from.

1415
01:15:56,514 --> 01:15:57,920
The guy's name
was Bobby O'Neill.

1416
01:15:57,955 --> 01:15:59,757
Probably Robert O'Neill.
That guy was mean.

1417
01:15:59,792 --> 01:16:01,924
The point is that
he wanted us to make a buy.

1418
01:16:01,959 --> 01:16:04,630
I don't even know what a buy is.
That's, like, a drug thing?

1419
01:16:06,524 --> 01:16:09,393
I mean, that could be anything.

1420
01:16:09,428 --> 01:16:11,527
Is that Francesco or are you...

1421
01:16:11,562 --> 01:16:13,133
Let me down!

1422
01:16:13,168 --> 01:16:15,036
Let me down, motherfucker!

1423
01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:21,570
It is insensitive of me
to show you this

1424
01:16:21,605 --> 01:16:24,177
considering your condition.

1425
01:16:26,082 --> 01:16:31,052
- My what?
- Carlo was an associate of mine.

1426
01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:34,550
When he found your husband,
he was at a fertility clinic.

1427
01:16:34,585 --> 01:16:38,257
- A fertility clinic?
- Buying fresh eggs.

1428
01:16:38,292 --> 01:16:42,129
I assumed... you were barren.

1429
01:16:42,164 --> 01:16:46,639
Sir, we have a situation.

1430
01:16:51,008 --> 01:16:53,239
Remind me
never to tell you shit.

1431
01:16:53,274 --> 01:16:56,143
- Well, we're free, aren't we?
- Yeah, fuck it.

1432
01:16:56,178 --> 01:16:57,749
Let's go save my girl.

1433
01:17:00,578 --> 01:17:02,820
I don't know if I buy
this whole amnesia thing.

1434
01:17:02,855 --> 01:17:05,449
All this sudden hating on Sonia.
She fucking loves you!

1435
01:17:05,484 --> 01:17:07,726
I'm not hating on Sonia.
I'm just saying...

1436
01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:10,223
I just reminds me of something,
you know?

1437
01:17:10,258 --> 01:17:13,633
It's like a book or a movie
or something.

1438
01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:17,835
Please don't fire a gun
in a cave!

1439
01:17:17,870 --> 01:17:20,035
Motherfucker,
you didn't get tased. Shut up.

1440
01:17:21,632 --> 01:17:25,744
Huh! I guess we'll find out
what a mace will do.

1441
01:17:25,779 --> 01:17:27,504
Oh, that's... that's decorative,
I think.

1442
01:17:27,539 --> 01:17:29,605
What is it?
It's gonna drive me crazy.

1443
01:17:33,886 --> 01:17:35,721
'Overboard'!

1444
01:17:35,756 --> 01:17:38,482
Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn.
She gets amnesia.

1445
01:17:38,517 --> 01:17:40,220
Oh, I feel so much better!

1446
01:17:40,255 --> 01:17:41,892
Oh, bullshit.

1447
01:17:41,927 --> 01:17:45,159
Whoa, shit! I wanted to keep
that fucking mace.

1448
01:17:51,233 --> 01:17:54,234
- Sonia! Sonia! Sonia!
- Hey! Stop yelling!

1449
01:17:54,269 --> 01:17:56,038
Hey, you're gonna
get us fucking killed.

1450
01:17:56,073 --> 01:17:58,040
- There she is! There she is!
- No, no, no, no.

1451
01:17:58,075 --> 01:18:00,845
- Sonia! I'm coming to get you!
- You lied to me.

1452
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:03,342
- What?
- The night of our honeymoon.

1453
01:18:03,377 --> 01:18:06,345
- You didn't take a job.
- Are we really doing this now?

1454
01:18:06,380 --> 01:18:09,084
You went to a fertility clinic
to buy fresh eggs

1455
01:18:09,119 --> 01:18:10,789
because you think
mine are rotten.

1456
01:18:10,824 --> 01:18:13,154
Baby, you can't buy eggs
at a fertility clinic

1457
01:18:13,189 --> 01:18:14,485
like a grocery store.

1458
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:16,058
That motherfucker's
lying to you!

1459
01:18:16,093 --> 01:18:18,159
Do you want a life on the run

1460
01:18:18,194 --> 01:18:21,734
or do you want
the stability of a family?

1461
01:18:23,903 --> 01:18:26,101
Goodbye, Darius. It's over.

1462
01:18:26,136 --> 01:18:28,499
- Baby, no.
- We gotta go. We gotta go.

1463
01:18:28,534 --> 01:18:30,600
- Darius...
- Sonia, Sonia! Please!

1464
01:18:30,635 --> 01:18:32,778
Let's go!

1465
01:19:00,005 --> 01:19:02,467
Maybe she's playing him
to play you, you know,

1466
01:19:02,502 --> 01:19:03,776
like a triple cross.

1467
01:19:03,811 --> 01:19:05,074
There's
no fucking triple cross.

1468
01:19:05,109 --> 01:19:06,735
If that's the lifestyle
she wants

1469
01:19:06,770 --> 01:19:08,473
and he can give it to her,

1470
01:19:08,508 --> 01:19:10,750
more power to him.

1471
01:19:11,676 --> 01:19:13,643
I got no money in the bank,

1472
01:19:13,678 --> 01:19:15,953
Interpol's always in my ass

1473
01:19:15,988 --> 01:19:19,121
and I'm a hit man
shooting blanks.

1474
01:19:19,156 --> 01:19:21,024
Wait, wait, hold on. Wait, what?

1475
01:19:21,059 --> 01:19:24,126
Not bullets, motherfucker.
Sperm.

1476
01:19:24,161 --> 01:19:26,722
I got shot in the nuts
on a job

1477
01:19:26,757 --> 01:19:28,559
and I never told Sonia about it.

1478
01:19:28,594 --> 01:19:30,561
You don't have testicles?

1479
01:19:30,596 --> 01:19:33,806
No. I mean yes!
Yes, I have testicles.

1480
01:19:33,841 --> 01:19:35,731
The right one, Kool & the Gang.

1481
01:19:35,766 --> 01:19:38,569
The left one, Fugazi.

1482
01:19:38,604 --> 01:19:40,769
So, my swimmers
aren't strong enough

1483
01:19:40,804 --> 01:19:42,210
to get across the finish line

1484
01:19:42,245 --> 01:19:45,180
so I can give Sonia what
she wants most in the world.

1485
01:19:45,215 --> 01:19:46,951
I told you,
just be honest with her.

1486
01:19:46,986 --> 01:19:49,316
None of this would've happened
if you were honest with her!

1487
01:19:49,351 --> 01:19:53,892
That shit always leads to an
ass-whippin' or a jail sentence.

1488
01:19:53,927 --> 01:19:56,191
I'll see you when I see you.

1489
01:19:56,226 --> 01:19:59,524
Where are you going?

1490
01:19:59,559 --> 01:20:01,361
Hey, Darius!

1491
01:20:03,662 --> 01:20:05,398
Darius!

1492
01:20:13,672 --> 01:20:17,575
Dad, there was an ambush and...

1493
01:20:19,744 --> 01:20:21,315
What's the Jag doing here?

1494
01:20:21,350 --> 01:20:24,681
You are the dumbest motherfucker
I have ever met.

1495
01:20:24,716 --> 01:20:27,585
Wow. That, uh...

1496
01:20:27,620 --> 01:20:30,126
I handle
Aristotle's security detail

1497
01:20:30,161 --> 01:20:31,820
while he's in Italy,
you moron.

1498
01:20:31,855 --> 01:20:34,196
You... you work for the bad guys?

1499
01:20:34,231 --> 01:20:38,464
A Triple-A puts his clients
ahead of God, family

1500
01:20:38,499 --> 01:20:40,972
and certainly a pantywaist
such as yourself.

1501
01:20:41,007 --> 01:20:43,700
You are a cruel son of...

1502
01:20:43,735 --> 01:20:45,537
Ah! Arrgh!

1503
01:20:45,572 --> 01:20:47,803
Oh! God...

1504
01:20:47,838 --> 01:20:49,277
I would turn you in,

1505
01:20:49,312 --> 01:20:52,049
but that would be an admission
that I think you're a threat.

1506
01:20:52,084 --> 01:20:54,810
Oh, and, Bryce,
I spoke to the review board.

1507
01:20:54,845 --> 01:20:58,154
They agreed with me -
you're barred for life.

1508
01:20:58,189 --> 01:21:00,618
My real dad would never
treat me like this.

1509
01:21:00,653 --> 01:21:02,356
Your real dad. Bullshit.

1510
01:21:02,391 --> 01:21:05,689
Nobody knows
who your real dad was.

1511
01:21:05,724 --> 01:21:09,297
Your mother was -
how do I say it? -

1512
01:21:09,332 --> 01:21:10,694
intensely social.

1513
01:21:10,729 --> 01:21:12,201
Wow.

1514
01:21:12,236 --> 01:21:15,798
Now, get off my trash.
You're a stain on my legacy.

1515
01:22:40,654 --> 01:22:44,590
Ugh. Ugh!

1516
01:22:44,625 --> 01:22:47,164
Ugh! Ah!

1517
01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:53,632
Out of all of gin joints in all
the world, you walk into mine.

1518
01:22:53,667 --> 01:22:58,736
My dad screwed us. He's
Aristotle's head of security.

1519
01:22:58,771 --> 01:23:01,046
Also, he really hates me.

1520
01:23:01,081 --> 01:23:03,543
I owe you an apology, Kincaid.

1521
01:23:03,578 --> 01:23:06,678
You know, your thing
really is better than my thing.

1522
01:23:06,713 --> 01:23:08,515
No more Mr Nice Bryce.

1523
01:23:08,550 --> 01:23:12,057
I wanna be a bad-ass,
you know? I wanna be loose.

1524
01:23:12,092 --> 01:23:15,621
Hey... we should do some coke!

1525
01:23:17,262 --> 01:23:21,396
Motherfucker, you would OD on
a baby aspirin and a diet soda.

1526
01:23:22,833 --> 01:23:24,993
I wanna speak
to Darius Kincaid, please.

1527
01:23:25,028 --> 01:23:26,929
Is there a Mr Kincaid here?

1528
01:23:26,964 --> 01:23:29,140
Who's asking?

1529
01:23:29,175 --> 01:23:32,077
- His fucking wife, motherfucker!
- Your wife.

1530
01:23:32,904 --> 01:23:36,180
What the fuck do you want and
how the fuck did you find me?

1531
01:23:36,215 --> 01:23:38,875
I found you 'cause
they found you, motherfucker.

1532
01:23:38,910 --> 01:23:40,349
There's a kill team
coming your way,

1533
01:23:40,384 --> 01:23:42,252
so you better get
the fuck out of there.

1534
01:23:42,287 --> 01:23:44,947
And how dare you give me
attitude

1535
01:23:44,982 --> 01:23:47,158
when I am risking
my hot ass over here

1536
01:23:47,193 --> 01:23:49,094
so that we can have
our fucking honeymoon.

1537
01:23:49,129 --> 01:23:51,261
And what about all that shit
in Monaco?

1538
01:23:51,296 --> 01:23:52,724
Oh, come on, Darius,

1539
01:23:52,759 --> 01:23:55,760
you know how many men I'd
conned before you came along?

1540
01:23:57,401 --> 01:24:00,501
- I never had amnesia.
- For real?

1541
01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:03,207
How could you think for a second
that I would leave you?

1542
01:24:03,242 --> 01:24:05,935
I can't imagine
my life without you.

1543
01:24:05,970 --> 01:24:07,739
Baby, look,

1544
01:24:07,774 --> 01:24:10,775
I didn't go to a fertility
clinic because of you.

1545
01:24:10,810 --> 01:24:13,085
Baby.

1546
01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:16,319
I think you can't get pregnant
because of me.

1547
01:24:16,354 --> 01:24:19,014
I lied to you because I know
how much you want a family

1548
01:24:19,049 --> 01:24:20,752
and I didn't wanna
disappoint you.

1549
01:24:20,787 --> 01:24:23,018
You went to that clinic

1550
01:24:23,053 --> 01:24:25,658
so I didn't have to confront
the fact

1551
01:24:25,693 --> 01:24:29,662
that my tick-tock
has ticked its last tock.

1552
01:24:29,697 --> 01:24:32,698
Would've been nice
to have a family.

1553
01:24:32,733 --> 01:24:34,106
We can adopt!

1554
01:24:34,141 --> 01:24:37,208
Oh, yes, baby!

1555
01:24:38,101 --> 01:24:40,541
You will be
the BEST father, baby.

1556
01:24:40,576 --> 01:24:45,249
I mean, look how good
you've been for Breese,

1557
01:24:45,284 --> 01:24:49,418
this dysfunctional,
abandoned poor child.

1558
01:24:49,453 --> 01:24:52,157
His father obviously hates him.

1559
01:24:52,192 --> 01:24:54,456
I mean,
he doesn't have any friends.

1560
01:24:54,491 --> 01:24:58,592
And you, you've been
nothing but a ray of sunlight.

1561
01:24:59,397 --> 01:25:04,235
I love you so much,
Sonia Kincaid.

1562
01:25:04,270 --> 01:25:06,963
And I'm coming to rescue
your ass.

1563
01:25:06,998 --> 01:25:10,175
I love you more than ever,
mi cucaracha.

1564
01:25:10,210 --> 01:25:13,376
But you better hurry the fuck up

1565
01:25:13,411 --> 01:25:17,446
because this motherfucker
is crazy!

1566
01:25:17,481 --> 01:25:20,075
He's going to destroy Europe
to save Greece.

1567
01:25:20,110 --> 01:25:22,484
He's drilling into
Viarregio's data grid tomorrow

1568
01:25:22,519 --> 01:25:24,112
while he escapes on his yacht.

1569
01:25:24,147 --> 01:25:25,784
You have to stop him.

1570
01:25:25,819 --> 01:25:27,423
Get the fuck down!

1571
01:25:28,426 --> 01:25:30,052
Whoo!

1572
01:25:30,087 --> 01:25:31,790
Bullets are allergic to me...

1573
01:25:31,825 --> 01:25:34,463
Motherfucker, you were
not born to say my lines!

1574
01:25:34,498 --> 01:25:37,796
Darius? Darius?

1575
01:25:38,667 --> 01:25:43,373
So, how does it feel
to lose the one you love?

1576
01:25:46,136 --> 01:25:49,709
I, for one, did not sleep.

1577
01:25:49,744 --> 01:25:52,646
The pain was, uh...

1578
01:25:53,649 --> 01:25:56,749
..so immense.

1579
01:25:58,819 --> 01:26:01,050
Amnesia?

1580
01:26:01,085 --> 01:26:02,491
Really?

1581
01:26:02,526 --> 01:26:06,297
Do you think I haven't seen
the film 'Overboard'?

1582
01:26:06,332 --> 01:26:09,498
Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn.

1583
01:26:10,567 --> 01:26:12,094
A minor classic.

1584
01:26:15,803 --> 01:26:20,773
My security has already
exterminated your cucaracha.

1585
01:26:21,809 --> 01:26:25,745
And you will die alone
and without a family.

1586
01:26:28,321 --> 01:26:32,785
No-one in this world
can kill Darius Kincaid.

1587
01:26:32,820 --> 01:26:34,919
That motherfucker is unkillable.

1588
01:26:37,825 --> 01:26:39,825
Whoo!

1589
01:26:41,994 --> 01:26:44,060
Oh! Car chase.

1590
01:26:44,095 --> 01:26:45,996
Oh, shit!

1591
01:26:53,544 --> 01:26:54,774
You've reached Michael Bryce.

1592
01:26:54,809 --> 01:26:56,314
Leave a message
and have a Triple-A day.

1593
01:26:56,349 --> 01:26:58,745
- Hey, future Mike. It's me.
- Fuck!

1594
01:26:58,780 --> 01:27:01,484
Are you seriously making
a phone call right now?

1595
01:27:01,519 --> 01:27:02,585
Oh, shit!

1596
01:27:02,620 --> 01:27:06,753
I feel like my spiritual journey
is almost complete.

1597
01:27:06,788 --> 01:27:08,458
But now I realise...

1598
01:27:12,123 --> 01:27:14,057
..safety's for losers!

1599
01:27:14,092 --> 01:27:15,663
Whoo!

1600
01:27:15,698 --> 01:27:20,536
The old Bryce, he is long gone.

1601
01:27:21,440 --> 01:27:23,968
I'm driving
without a seatbelt now.

1602
01:27:28,073 --> 01:27:29,545
It's a crazy thing that happens

1603
01:27:29,580 --> 01:27:31,745
when you...
when you lose everything.

1604
01:27:31,780 --> 01:27:33,516
Shit!

1605
01:27:37,621 --> 01:27:39,489
You got nothing left to lose.

1606
01:27:46,366 --> 01:27:48,399
You know, it's like Tim McGraw
always says...

1607
01:27:48,434 --> 01:27:50,434
Tim Mc-fucking-who?

1608
01:27:50,469 --> 01:27:52,568
You gotta live like
you were dying.

1609
01:27:57,377 --> 01:27:59,509
Arrgh!

1610
01:28:01,678 --> 01:28:04,877
That is the lamest shit
I have ever heard in my life!

1611
01:28:06,551 --> 01:28:09,783
I'm at the event horizon, baby.
I mean, I feel truly...

1612
01:28:09,818 --> 01:28:12,687
- Nobody's after us. Slow down.
- .. and completely free.

1613
01:28:12,722 --> 01:28:14,689
Bryce, Bryce, Bryce, come back.
Come back.

1614
01:28:14,724 --> 01:28:16,724
You don't... you don't
have to go this fast.

1615
01:28:16,759 --> 01:28:18,660
No, not just, like,
symbolically free

1616
01:28:18,695 --> 01:28:22,400
but, like, truly and absolutely
100% free.

1617
01:28:22,435 --> 01:28:23,863
I'm like a bird.

1618
01:28:27,033 --> 01:28:28,769
Fuck.

1619
01:28:33,611 --> 01:28:34,775
It's OK!

1620
01:28:34,810 --> 01:28:37,448
My knees, head and skin
broke the fall.

1621
01:28:37,483 --> 01:28:39,780
Ahh!

1622
01:28:56,733 --> 01:28:58,997
I'm OK.

1623
01:28:59,032 --> 01:29:01,736
I'm OK.

1624
01:29:05,005 --> 01:29:09,744
So, I'm gonna see my
dad and I'm... I'm really nervous

1625
01:29:09,779 --> 01:29:13,682
because all I want in the world
is for him to be proud of me.

1626
01:29:13,717 --> 01:29:14,980
And I think you, future Michael,

1627
01:29:15,015 --> 01:29:17,180
will be proud of me
for dealing with this.

1628
01:29:17,215 --> 01:29:19,050
I know I've said
a lot of things and...

1629
01:29:22,286 --> 01:29:26,189
Whatever the fuck
this future-Michael shit is,

1630
01:29:26,224 --> 01:29:27,960
it's got to go.

1631
01:29:27,995 --> 01:29:31,293
You ARE the future Michael,
motherfucker.

1632
01:29:31,328 --> 01:29:34,032
My dad called me
a stain on his legacy.

1633
01:29:34,067 --> 01:29:36,265
Jesus Christ, look, I get it.

1634
01:29:36,300 --> 01:29:39,004
You are a fuck-up, OK?

1635
01:29:39,039 --> 01:29:40,412
You got some fucking issues.

1636
01:29:40,447 --> 01:29:41,908
But you can't allow

1637
01:29:41,943 --> 01:29:45,978
a motherfucker you share not one
drop of DNA with to define you.

1638
01:29:52,855 --> 01:29:55,251
Something I've been meaning
to tell you.

1639
01:29:55,286 --> 01:29:57,022
When I got clipped
in the nuts...

1640
01:29:58,630 --> 01:30:00,465
.. happened in Brussels.

1641
01:30:01,666 --> 01:30:02,797
Brussels?

1642
01:30:02,832 --> 01:30:05,294
I'm Michael Bryce, your
executive protection agent.

1643
01:30:05,329 --> 01:30:06,900
- Get down!
- Shots fired!

1644
01:30:06,935 --> 01:30:08,704
Contact! Contact!

1645
01:30:12,578 --> 01:30:14,369
Arrgh! Motherf...

1646
01:30:14,404 --> 01:30:16,239
I'm the one who shot you
in the nuts

1647
01:30:16,274 --> 01:30:17,878
and you never thought
to tell me that?

1648
01:30:17,913 --> 01:30:20,276
That's a W for me.
That's a big I for you.

1649
01:30:20,311 --> 01:30:21,915
Nah, it was a ricochet.

1650
01:30:21,950 --> 01:30:23,620
- Ricochet my ass, motherfucker!
- Ricochets don't count...

1651
01:30:23,655 --> 01:30:25,457
- It's an I for you.
- .. unless you call 'em...

1652
01:30:25,492 --> 01:30:26,755
- Take the L!
- .. motherfucker.

1653
01:30:29,628 --> 01:30:33,993
Despite the fact you get on
my last motherfucking nerve,

1654
01:30:34,028 --> 01:30:36,732
you're a pretty good fucking
bodyguard.

1655
01:30:37,834 --> 01:30:40,362
I'm never getting
my licence back. That's over.

1656
01:30:40,397 --> 01:30:42,474
My dad talked to
the review board. I'm done.

1657
01:30:42,509 --> 01:30:44,333
Fuck the review board,

1658
01:30:44,368 --> 01:30:46,973
fuck that motherfucker
you call Dad.

1659
01:30:47,008 --> 01:30:48,678
You don't need a licence.

1660
01:30:51,276 --> 01:30:53,210
What do bodyguards do?

1661
01:30:55,049 --> 01:30:56,215
They protect people?

1662
01:30:56,250 --> 01:31:01,086
And the whole of Europe needs
your protection right now.

1663
01:31:01,121 --> 01:31:02,593
Now, repeat after me -

1664
01:31:02,628 --> 01:31:06,762
I'm unlicensed
and I don't give a fuck.

1665
01:31:06,797 --> 01:31:10,095
I'm unlicensed
and that's terrible...

1666
01:31:10,130 --> 01:31:12,262
Ohh!

1667
01:31:12,297 --> 01:31:13,571
Ahh!

1668
01:31:13,606 --> 01:31:16,002
Again?

1669
01:31:16,037 --> 01:31:19,742
I'm unlicensed
and I don't give a fuck.

1670
01:31:20,745 --> 01:31:21,909
Louder.

1671
01:31:21,944 --> 01:31:23,944
I'm unlicensed
and I don't give a fuck!

1672
01:31:23,979 --> 01:31:25,517
Robust!

1673
01:31:25,552 --> 01:31:29,477
I'm unlicensed
and I don't give a fuck!

1674
01:31:29,512 --> 01:31:31,820
Now, let's go do what we do
and fuck some shit up!

1675
01:31:31,855 --> 01:31:33,789
Let's go fuck some shit up!

1676
01:31:33,824 --> 01:31:36,924
- Hands in the air!
- Nope! Wasn't touching it.

1677
01:31:36,959 --> 01:31:38,926
We're telling you
the truth.

1678
01:31:38,961 --> 01:31:40,261
Sonia told Kincaid

1679
01:31:40,296 --> 01:31:42,996
that Aristotle is drilling into
the data junction at Viarregio.

1680
01:31:43,031 --> 01:31:44,701
He's gonna upload the virus
in an hour.

1681
01:31:44,736 --> 01:31:46,901
Aristotle is too influential.
We won't get a warrant in time.

1682
01:31:46,936 --> 01:31:49,266
- Let us take him down.
- Come on.

1683
01:31:50,269 --> 01:31:51,642
We just got reports of drilling

1684
01:31:51,677 --> 01:31:53,578
at a location
in the centre of Viarregio.

1685
01:31:53,613 --> 01:31:55,745
What assets do we have
on the ground in that region?

1686
01:31:55,780 --> 01:31:57,505
The closest agent
is Bobby O'Neill.

1687
01:31:57,540 --> 01:31:58,880
Oh, fuck!

1688
01:31:58,915 --> 01:32:00,981
Perhaps it's time we do things
the Boston way.

1689
01:32:01,016 --> 01:32:04,083
Fine. Alert all local forces
and send them to that drill.

1690
01:32:04,118 --> 01:32:06,558
There's also a megayacht fleeing
for international waters.

1691
01:32:06,593 --> 01:32:07,922
Christ's sakes.

1692
01:32:07,957 --> 01:32:10,056
So, don't be the government
agent in the documentary

1693
01:32:10,091 --> 01:32:12,927
who has all the info on the bad
guy, then lets him go anyway.

1694
01:32:12,962 --> 01:32:14,456
- Don't be that guy.
- Woman.

1695
01:32:14,491 --> 01:32:16,700
I think that's implied.

1696
01:32:19,969 --> 01:32:21,870
What do you need
to stop Aristotle?

1697
01:32:21,905 --> 01:32:24,103
We need boats.

1698
01:32:24,138 --> 01:32:25,137
And we need guns.

1699
01:32:25,172 --> 01:32:28,503
That's my motherfucking
bodyguard!

1700
01:32:28,538 --> 01:32:31,044
- And we need them.
- What?

1701
01:32:34,247 --> 01:32:35,620
What are your names?

1702
01:32:35,655 --> 01:32:37,083
- Gary.
- Johan.

1703
01:32:37,118 --> 01:32:42,088
Gary, Johan, are you ready
to get your fuck on?

1704
01:32:46,160 --> 01:32:47,357
What?

1705
01:32:47,392 --> 01:32:48,732
That came out wrong.

1706
01:32:48,767 --> 01:32:51,163
Not together. With us.

1707
01:32:51,198 --> 01:32:52,362
That also came out wrong.

1708
01:32:52,397 --> 01:32:55,772
You're gonna get your fuck on
in an action context.

1709
01:33:10,316 --> 01:33:12,657
We have visual of the hit man
and the bodyguard

1710
01:33:12,692 --> 01:33:14,285
leaving port in a speedboat.

1711
01:33:14,320 --> 01:33:16,386
Deploy level one security.

1712
01:33:16,421 --> 01:33:19,224
- Go, go, go, go!
- Let's move!

1713
01:33:28,906 --> 01:33:31,236
Hey, Gary,
I think we're outnumbered!

1714
01:33:31,271 --> 01:33:33,711
No fucking shit, Johan!

1715
01:33:35,979 --> 01:33:37,814
Arrgh!

1716
01:33:49,652 --> 01:33:51,696
God, I hope
Gary and Johan are OK.

1717
01:33:51,731 --> 01:33:53,764
How the fuck did they even think
that's us?

1718
01:33:53,799 --> 01:33:56,129
Those motherfuckers
didn't hit nobody!

1719
01:33:56,164 --> 01:34:00,298
Well, it's called a decoy,
Darius. Bodyguarding 101.

1720
01:34:00,333 --> 01:34:02,267
My dad's gonna have
three levels of security.

1721
01:34:02,302 --> 01:34:03,708
- That was the first.
- Boring.

1722
01:34:03,743 --> 01:34:06,007
- Well, boring is always best.
- Get the fuck outta here.

1723
01:34:06,042 --> 01:34:07,811
I will turn this boat around!

1724
01:34:07,846 --> 01:34:10,209
What was it your boss
was saying about me?

1725
01:34:10,244 --> 01:34:13,146
"Outlandish conspiracy theories.
Tying up resources."

1726
01:34:14,820 --> 01:34:16,182
When O'Neill proves
himself right,

1727
01:34:16,217 --> 01:34:19,185
he gets a full police escort
and a SWAT team.

1728
01:34:20,859 --> 01:34:23,057
We're 30 seconds out
from Viarregio.

1729
01:34:23,092 --> 01:34:24,520
Copy that.

1730
01:34:24,555 --> 01:34:26,093
If we don't stop
the drill,

1731
01:34:26,128 --> 01:34:28,964
they'll upload the virus
and wipe out Europe.

1732
01:34:35,137 --> 01:34:36,939
Get down, get down!
On the ground!

1733
01:34:36,974 --> 01:34:39,469
Get down, get down!
Everybody down!

1734
01:34:39,504 --> 01:34:40,536
Everybody down!

1735
01:34:40,571 --> 01:34:42,175
Shut up! Shut up!

1736
01:34:42,210 --> 01:34:43,814
Stop, stop. He says
they're building pipes.

1737
01:34:43,849 --> 01:34:45,508
Pipes? What kind of pipes?

1738
01:34:45,543 --> 01:34:46,850
What kind of pipes? Shut up!

1739
01:34:46,885 --> 01:34:48,412
Wait, this isn't
a data junction.

1740
01:34:48,447 --> 01:34:49,512
What?

1741
01:34:49,547 --> 01:34:50,755
It's a high pressure
sewage line.

1742
01:34:50,790 --> 01:34:52,581
- Shit!
- No!

1743
01:34:56,796 --> 01:34:58,191
It's not our drill.

1744
01:34:58,226 --> 01:34:59,731
Are you telling me
that we've sent

1745
01:34:59,766 --> 01:35:01,766
all our resources
to the wrong location?

1746
01:35:01,801 --> 01:35:03,196
The site manager here
is telling me

1747
01:35:03,231 --> 01:35:05,693
the type of drill
that was stolen from the dock

1748
01:35:05,728 --> 01:35:07,200
is a deep-sea drill.

1749
01:35:07,235 --> 01:35:09,466
They're not drilling on land,
they're drilling in the ocean!

1750
01:35:09,501 --> 01:35:11,105
It ain't Viarregio the town,

1751
01:35:11,140 --> 01:35:13,173
it's Viarregio
the ocean trench.

1752
01:35:13,208 --> 01:35:16,814
And guess what's down there.
Europe's central data junction.

1753
01:35:16,849 --> 01:35:18,849
What? What does that mean?

1754
01:35:18,884 --> 01:35:20,246
It means the fate of Europe

1755
01:35:20,281 --> 01:35:23,381
is in the hands of a hit man
and a bodyguard.

1756
01:35:23,416 --> 01:35:25,614
Who's unlicensed.

1757
01:35:25,649 --> 01:35:27,451
Divers in the water.

1758
01:35:33,492 --> 01:35:35,195
Deploying the drill now, sir.

1759
01:35:37,694 --> 01:35:39,771
Drill head descending.

1760
01:35:41,137 --> 01:35:42,906
100 metres.

1761
01:35:47,880 --> 01:35:52,245
First, my little taramasalata,

1762
01:35:52,280 --> 01:35:55,149
you are going to watch
Europe burn.

1763
01:35:55,184 --> 01:35:59,087
And then I am going to
dump you at sea.

1764
01:35:59,122 --> 01:36:03,124
But this time
without the necklace.

1765
01:36:03,159 --> 01:36:05,753
Captain, unidentified vessel
approaching us.

1766
01:36:05,788 --> 01:36:07,689
Is it hit man and bodyguard?

1767
01:36:07,724 --> 01:36:09,097
It can't be.

1768
01:36:09,132 --> 01:36:11,231
Level one security
neutralised them.

1769
01:36:11,266 --> 01:36:13,904
Hmm. Attend to it.

1770
01:36:13,939 --> 01:36:16,907
Yes, sir.

1771
01:36:25,775 --> 01:36:28,248
There's no-one here.
The boat is empty.

1772
01:36:29,086 --> 01:36:30,745
Buongiorno, motherfucker.

1773
01:36:30,780 --> 01:36:33,583
Decoys. Works every time.

1774
01:36:33,618 --> 01:36:36,124
Didn't you say there were
several layers of security?

1775
01:36:36,159 --> 01:36:38,192
Level two is gonna be
much more, uh...

1776
01:36:40,724 --> 01:36:41,866
Attention!

1777
01:36:41,901 --> 01:36:43,593
We have you
completely surrounded.

1778
01:36:43,628 --> 01:36:46,002
There is absolutely
no chance of...

1779
01:36:50,569 --> 01:36:51,942
Not very practical.

1780
01:36:51,977 --> 01:36:53,636
Well, can we skip
a couple of levels

1781
01:36:53,671 --> 01:36:55,242
and get to the hard shit?

1782
01:36:55,277 --> 01:36:57,244
Sure.

1783
01:36:58,577 --> 01:37:01,182
Sir, we have visual
of the data junction.

1784
01:37:01,217 --> 01:37:04,053
You take the upper,
I'll take the lower.

1785
01:37:22,271 --> 01:37:24,073
Ahh!

1786
01:37:25,076 --> 01:37:27,043
Ohh!

1787
01:37:27,078 --> 01:37:29,804
That's funny, your father
told me you weren't using guns.

1788
01:37:29,839 --> 01:37:31,509
Sabbatical's over.

1789
01:37:31,544 --> 01:37:34,743
Now, give me back my... Oh.

1790
01:37:34,778 --> 01:37:37,856
What sort of witchcraft
is that?

1791
01:37:52,268 --> 01:37:54,367
Fuck!

1792
01:37:56,074 --> 01:37:59,537
Ohh!

1793
01:38:00,980 --> 01:38:03,607
Alright,
you ready for the show?

1794
01:38:03,642 --> 01:38:05,609
Huh? Huh?

1795
01:38:07,580 --> 01:38:09,052
Fuck!

1796
01:38:09,087 --> 01:38:11,186
That's OK,
they can be terribly slippery.

1797
01:38:11,221 --> 01:38:12,924
Arrgh!

1798
01:38:23,464 --> 01:38:26,234
Sir, we've made contact
with the data junction.

1799
01:38:29,932 --> 01:38:32,911
Initiating drill sequence.

1800
01:38:37,544 --> 01:38:38,708
Ohh!

1801
01:38:38,743 --> 01:38:41,018
You shoot like
my grandmother!

1802
01:38:41,053 --> 01:38:42,514
Is that the same grandmother

1803
01:38:42,549 --> 01:38:45,814
who shoots ping-pong balls
out of her ass in Bangkok?

1804
01:38:45,849 --> 01:38:49,224
I'm Japanese,
you ignorant geriatric.

1805
01:38:50,821 --> 01:38:54,031
- Look... just...
- Slight scratch.

1806
01:38:54,066 --> 01:38:55,725
- Slight splash.
- Oh...

1807
01:38:55,760 --> 01:38:57,628
- Boom!
- Shit! Arrgh!

1808
01:39:03,966 --> 01:39:06,175
Shit!

1809
01:39:06,210 --> 01:39:08,474
Magnum.44 has six rounds.

1810
01:39:08,509 --> 01:39:12,049
You have only one left,
cock fossil.

1811
01:39:12,084 --> 01:39:13,710
Fuck.

1812
01:39:13,745 --> 01:39:15,514
I can see around corners!

1813
01:39:18,486 --> 01:39:20,123
Through walls...

1814
01:39:21,423 --> 01:39:22,994
.. and sofas.

1815
01:39:23,029 --> 01:39:25,557
Even your heat signature
looks old.

1816
01:39:28,397 --> 01:39:32,432
Kiss... my... ass.

1817
01:39:40,508 --> 01:39:42,706
Arrgh!

1818
01:39:46,844 --> 01:39:48,877
Arrgh!

1819
01:39:52,586 --> 01:39:53,948
Arrgh!

1820
01:39:57,393 --> 01:40:01,065
You're lucky... you're lucky
I love this song.

1821
01:40:06,996 --> 01:40:08,237
Data junction compromised.

1822
01:40:08,272 --> 01:40:11,372
Commence upload
of Phantom H47 virus.

1823
01:40:11,407 --> 01:40:13,803
Virus upload initiated.

1824
01:40:13,838 --> 01:40:17,114
Estimated time - six minutes.

1825
01:40:21,483 --> 01:40:24,913
Sir, it appears that level one
were chasing a decoy.

1826
01:40:24,948 --> 01:40:26,750
Magnusson and Zento
will take care of it.

1827
01:40:39,435 --> 01:40:41,138
Kill her.

1828
01:40:43,505 --> 01:40:46,737
Come on, hit man!

1829
01:40:48,840 --> 01:40:51,049
Ahh!

1830
01:40:52,041 --> 01:40:54,448
Ahh.

1831
01:40:58,454 --> 01:40:59,618
Arrgh!

1832
01:41:02,623 --> 01:41:04,161
Arrgh!

1833
01:41:07,199 --> 01:41:09,727
Ahh!

1834
01:41:12,061 --> 01:41:13,830
Virus uploading.

1835
01:41:13,865 --> 01:41:16,701
Time remaining - five minutes.

1836
01:41:16,736 --> 01:41:18,868
Say hello to my little filos.

1837
01:41:21,576 --> 01:41:23,873
As his bodyguard,

1838
01:41:23,908 --> 01:41:26,117
I strongly advise
you put the gun down.

1839
01:41:28,110 --> 01:41:29,615
As HIS bodyguard,

1840
01:41:29,650 --> 01:41:32,849
I strongly advise YOU
to put the gun down.

1841
01:41:34,457 --> 01:41:35,918
I can't do that.

1842
01:41:36,789 --> 01:41:40,791
One phone call and the review
board renews your licence.

1843
01:41:42,564 --> 01:41:45,136
This is what you've always
wanted, son.

1844
01:41:57,073 --> 01:41:59,106
He's my friend.

1845
01:41:59,141 --> 01:42:01,779
He's my best friend. My BFF.

1846
01:42:03,189 --> 01:42:05,255
That's 'best friends forever'.

1847
01:42:05,290 --> 01:42:07,785
- Ahh!
- Arrgh!

1848
01:42:07,820 --> 01:42:09,754
Arrgh!

1849
01:42:09,789 --> 01:42:11,822
Ahh!

1850
01:42:11,857 --> 01:42:13,120
- Virus upload.
- Dad.

1851
01:42:13,155 --> 01:42:15,562
- Time remaining...
- Dad. Dad, Dad! Dammit!

1852
01:42:15,597 --> 01:42:18,235
- .. four minutes.
- Are you wearing Kevlar?

1853
01:42:18,270 --> 01:42:21,062
Ohh!

1854
01:42:21,097 --> 01:42:22,437
Ohh!

1855
01:42:22,472 --> 01:42:25,935
Of course I'm wearing Kevlar.

1856
01:42:25,970 --> 01:42:28,036
I'm a 90-year-old man, Bryce.

1857
01:42:28,071 --> 01:42:30,445
What were all those stories
about, then?

1858
01:42:30,480 --> 01:42:32,249
Jesus. Ohh!

1859
01:42:32,284 --> 01:42:34,108
That was just to boost
book sales.

1860
01:42:34,143 --> 01:42:35,351
Arrgh!

1861
01:42:37,256 --> 01:42:38,915
- Ugh!
- Yah!

1862
01:42:38,950 --> 01:42:40,290
Ugh!

1863
01:42:42,987 --> 01:42:45,856
Huh?

1864
01:42:45,891 --> 01:42:48,199
Oww!

1865
01:42:49,235 --> 01:42:51,730
Time to die, you old cow.

1866
01:42:51,765 --> 01:42:53,094
Arrgh!

1867
01:42:54,669 --> 01:42:57,065
Puta de mierda!

1868
01:42:59,740 --> 01:43:01,674
Ugh!

1869
01:43:02,974 --> 01:43:04,347
Arrgh!

1870
01:43:04,382 --> 01:43:05,744
Arrgh!

1871
01:43:05,779 --> 01:43:08,252
Your father's got you right
where he wants you now, kid.

1872
01:43:08,287 --> 01:43:11,453
You're not my father.

1873
01:43:12,390 --> 01:43:14,720
Just some dude
my mom used to bang.

1874
01:43:14,755 --> 01:43:16,524
Ohh! Arrgh!

1875
01:43:16,559 --> 01:43:18,229
God! what are you doing?

1876
01:43:18,264 --> 01:43:20,264
That's making me pee.

1877
01:43:20,299 --> 01:43:21,628
It's called tradecraft.

1878
01:43:21,663 --> 01:43:24,125
- You're so spry.
- Virus upload.

1879
01:43:24,160 --> 01:43:26,369
Time remaining - three minutes.

1880
01:43:26,404 --> 01:43:28,503
Forget your training, Junior?

1881
01:43:29,770 --> 01:43:31,671
You forget who trained me.

1882
01:43:34,709 --> 01:43:36,940
Ahh!

1883
01:43:41,353 --> 01:43:43,111
- Arrgh!
- Motherfucker!

1884
01:43:43,146 --> 01:43:46,653
Ugh!

1885
01:43:47,920 --> 01:43:50,184
Arrgh!

1886
01:43:58,436 --> 01:44:01,030
Yah!

1887
01:44:03,265 --> 01:44:04,770
Guess we're at a stalemate.

1888
01:44:06,708 --> 01:44:08,510
I guess not.

1889
01:44:13,242 --> 01:44:16,485
Hello, darling.
Did you finish the con woman?

1890
01:44:16,520 --> 01:44:18,916
Her last words were that

1891
01:44:18,951 --> 01:44:22,084
she had something in common
with her husband.

1892
01:44:22,119 --> 01:44:25,021
We're both fucking unkillable.

1893
01:44:25,056 --> 01:44:26,693
Fuck! Arrgh!

1894
01:44:26,728 --> 01:44:28,926
Virus upload - two minutes.

1895
01:44:28,961 --> 01:44:30,730
Ohh!

1896
01:44:30,765 --> 01:44:34,965
Triple-A always has three.
Any last words?

1897
01:44:35,000 --> 01:44:37,968
Penknife's
a very versatile tool.

1898
01:44:38,003 --> 01:44:39,640
No-one sees it coming.

1899
01:44:43,481 --> 01:44:47,516
You... motherfuckers.

1900
01:44:47,551 --> 01:44:51,454
That's right,
papa dickless.

1901
01:44:51,489 --> 01:44:55,392
You gotta earn the right
to call us motherfuckers.

1902
01:44:56,186 --> 01:44:58,527
- Motherfucker.
- Arrgh!

1903
01:44:59,761 --> 01:45:01,662
Virus upload.

1904
01:45:01,697 --> 01:45:05,028
Time remaining - 50 seconds.

1905
01:45:09,771 --> 01:45:12,101
Not bad.

1906
01:45:12,136 --> 01:45:13,575
- But you failed.
- Virus upload.

1907
01:45:13,610 --> 01:45:15,170
- Time remaining...
- No, no, no.

1908
01:45:15,205 --> 01:45:16,842
There's gotta be a way
to shut this down.

1909
01:45:16,877 --> 01:45:20,681
This ship was rigged to explode
if you stop the virus.

1910
01:45:21,486 --> 01:45:24,949
Save yourself or save Europe.
Which is it gonna be, Bryce?

1911
01:45:26,953 --> 01:45:29,822
- Peach gelato...
- 30 seconds.

1912
01:45:29,857 --> 01:45:31,494
.. or lavender fig?

1913
01:45:31,529 --> 01:45:35,289
We both know you were never one
to make a hasty decision.

1914
01:45:35,324 --> 01:45:38,930
- Were you, Bry...
- 20 seconds.

1915
01:45:41,638 --> 01:45:44,034
Can we go on our honeymoon now?

1916
01:45:44,069 --> 01:45:47,169
We can be on our honeymoon...

1917
01:45:47,204 --> 01:45:48,742
10, 9...

1918
01:45:48,777 --> 01:45:52,141
.. for the rest of our
motherfucking lives.

1919
01:45:52,176 --> 01:45:53,912
5, 4...

1920
01:45:53,947 --> 01:45:56,244
Oh, mi cucaracha.

1921
01:45:56,279 --> 01:45:59,148
1. Manual override.

1922
01:45:59,183 --> 01:46:02,118
- I love you...
- Run!

1923
01:46:21,711 --> 01:46:25,108
The EU wishes to express
our deepest gratitude

1924
01:46:25,143 --> 01:46:27,979
to the heroic efforts
and investigation of Interpol.

1925
01:46:28,014 --> 01:46:29,585
In particular, I want to commend

1926
01:46:29,620 --> 01:46:31,653
the valour and the courage
of agent Bobby O'Neill...

1927
01:46:31,688 --> 01:46:34,425
- Hey, O'Neill.
- Thank you.

1928
01:46:34,460 --> 01:46:36,086
Congratulations.

1929
01:46:36,121 --> 01:46:38,528
I still don't agree with your
methods. They're unorthodox.

1930
01:46:38,563 --> 01:46:39,925
But I must admit
you get results.

1931
01:46:39,960 --> 01:46:43,027
Oh, is that your way of
saying "I'm sorry"?

1932
01:46:43,062 --> 01:46:44,391
No. This is.

1933
01:46:44,426 --> 01:46:46,129
I'm recommending you
for a permanent position

1934
01:46:46,164 --> 01:46:47,735
in the European division.

1935
01:46:47,770 --> 01:46:48,868
Wait, what?

1936
01:46:48,903 --> 01:46:51,332
You get your own office,
SWAT team, unlimited budget.

1937
01:46:51,367 --> 01:46:52,905
If it makes you feel
any better,

1938
01:46:52,940 --> 01:46:56,579
I found a bar down the street
that carries Sam Adams.

1939
01:46:56,614 --> 01:46:58,515
Let me think about it
over a beer.

1940
01:46:58,550 --> 01:47:00,616
Ain't this a bitch?

1941
01:47:00,651 --> 01:47:01,980
We do all the work,

1942
01:47:02,015 --> 01:47:03,883
these motherfuckers
get all the credit.

1943
01:47:03,918 --> 01:47:06,787
Don't worry, baby,
I talked to Booby

1944
01:47:06,822 --> 01:47:08,855
and he's gonna make it up to us.

1945
01:47:08,890 --> 01:47:12,122
The hit man, the
bodyguard and the con woman.

1946
01:47:12,157 --> 01:47:13,959
You assholes look like shit.

1947
01:47:13,994 --> 01:47:16,390
Don't talk to us like that,
you cheesy fuck.

1948
01:47:16,425 --> 01:47:17,996
We're not your bitches anymore.

1949
01:47:18,031 --> 01:47:19,899
Relax.

1950
01:47:19,934 --> 01:47:22,066
I got you your little yacht
for your honeymoon.

1951
01:47:22,101 --> 01:47:23,133
Alright!

1952
01:47:23,168 --> 01:47:25,300
But you're still wanted.

1953
01:47:25,335 --> 01:47:27,137
So until Interpol clears up
the legals,

1954
01:47:27,172 --> 01:47:30,206
I need all three of you on that
yacht for the next 48 hours.

1955
01:47:30,241 --> 01:47:32,010
- Are we clear?
- No.

1956
01:47:32,045 --> 01:47:33,814
Uh, Bob, quick sidebar.

1957
01:47:33,849 --> 01:47:36,344
No fucking sidebar
or I'll punch you in your face.

1958
01:47:36,379 --> 01:47:37,686
OK.

1959
01:47:37,721 --> 01:47:39,116
Fuck it.

1960
01:47:41,318 --> 01:47:43,725
- And?
- Are you serious about that?

1961
01:47:43,760 --> 01:47:44,693
Deadly.

1962
01:47:44,728 --> 01:47:46,794
Youse are sicker fucks
than I thought.

1963
01:47:47,731 --> 01:47:50,292
Here, you. Sign there.

1964
01:47:50,327 --> 01:47:52,635
Wait, what is this? This is...

1965
01:47:52,670 --> 01:47:55,737
Hold on a second. You...

1966
01:47:55,772 --> 01:47:58,575
You guys got my licence back?

1967
01:47:58,610 --> 01:48:01,512
- Come on!
- I'll let her explain.

1968
01:48:03,615 --> 01:48:05,615
Enjoy your honeymoon, shitheads.

1969
01:48:06,409 --> 01:48:08,519
Oh, Breesey...

1970
01:48:08,554 --> 01:48:12,017
Thank you.

1971
01:48:16,595 --> 01:48:18,661
What's she doing?

1972
01:48:26,528 --> 01:48:29,430
My baby cucaracha,

1973
01:48:29,465 --> 01:48:31,872
you just signed
the adoption papers.

1974
01:48:31,907 --> 01:48:34,644
- The what?
- The adoption papers.

1975
01:48:34,679 --> 01:48:37,471
You are now our son!

1976
01:48:39,112 --> 01:48:40,617
Wait, what the fuck?

1977
01:49:09,879 --> 01:49:11,879
Hello. You've reached
Michael Bryce.

1978
01:49:11,914 --> 01:49:14,145
Please leave a message
and have a Triple-A day.

1979
01:49:14,180 --> 01:49:16,312
Really?
That's your voicemail?

1980
01:49:16,347 --> 01:49:18,721
Listen, it turns out
it's gonna take more time

1981
01:49:18,756 --> 01:49:20,184
to get your asses
un-red-noticed,

1982
01:49:20,219 --> 01:49:22,725
so I need you on that yacht
for at least another month.

1983
01:49:22,760 --> 01:49:24,320
You know what? Maybe two.

1984
01:49:24,355 --> 01:49:26,520
Anyway, enjoy your sabbatical.

1985
01:49:26,555 --> 01:49:28,522
And say hi to your mom
and dad.

1986
01:49:28,557 --> 01:49:31,195
But don't call me! Ever!

1987
01:49:31,230 --> 01:49:32,603
Like, never ever!

1988
01:49:32,638 --> 01:49:34,737
- Oh, Darius.
- Oh, baby!

1989
01:49:34,772 --> 01:49:37,674
We finally get to make love
just for the sake of fucking.

1990
01:49:37,709 --> 01:49:38,840
Ohh!

1991
01:49:38,875 --> 01:49:40,710
We don't have to worry about
having a baby...

1992
01:49:40,745 --> 01:49:43,405
.. we have our little Breese.

1993
01:49:43,440 --> 01:49:46,342
What are you doing?
Oh, my God!

1994
01:49:46,377 --> 01:49:49,543
Oh! Sonia, what did you do?
What's that hip movement?

1995
01:49:49,578 --> 01:49:51,017
Oh, baby, that hip movement!

1996
01:49:51,052 --> 01:49:54,548
- Oh, that's new pussy!
- Oh, mi cucaracha!

1997
01:49:59,894 --> 01:50:04,894
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