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Once upon a time,
there were four unlikely heroes.

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Red Riding Hood, her granny,

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the not so Big Bad Wolf,

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and an over-caffeinated squirrel
called Twitchy.

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Together, they defeated the evil plans
of a very bad little bunny,

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and came to work for me.

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My name is Nicky, and I run
the Happily Ever After Agency,

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an organization dedicated to making
happy endings for everyone.

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As we say in the HEA,
"It's not just a fairy tale,

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it's an adventure."

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Recently, Red took a leave of absence
to train at a secret location

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with the legendary Sisters of the Hood.

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This left the team in a bit of disarray,

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just as we were about to meet
a terrible threat,

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not only to the HEA,
but to happy endings everywhere.

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It started one night
when we received an anonymous tip

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that two children were being held
in a gingerbread house

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by a witch with a wicked appetite.

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Alpha Leader, witch sighted in window.

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Which window?

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- Affirmative.
- What?

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Rescue Team Alpha,
stand by for go order.

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Agent Fuzzy moving into position.

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Nick Knack, take point.

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Paddy Whack, cover the rear.

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Suspect is enchanted
and extremely dangerous.

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- Roger.
- Who's Roger?

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Alpha Leader here, confirmed
Mother Goose. Rescue Team standing by.

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Looks like Red's a no-show. Again.

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Wolf, we talked about this.
Red's on assignment.

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And I'm supposed to be at the DMV,
but I showed up.

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Look, dog, I know you miss her.
We all do.

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But those poor kids are going to become
baked goods any minute now.

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I need you to concentrate
on what's going on here.

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Yo, Froggy, what's the story
on Red Riding Rogue?

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Wolf, she is training secretly.

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- What kind of secret training?
- Not now.

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OK, OK. You wanna reassign Red,
it's your agency.

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- Thank you.
- So we all agree

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- that I don't need any secret training.
- Wolf!

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- My talent comes naturally.

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Wolf! Get off the channel!

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Those kids don't have much time.

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Don't sweat it, Granny Dynamite.
With Red gone, I need to step up.

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- So I called out the big guns.
- What?

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This is not good!
We might have a problem here, sir!

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Put it on the screen.

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No! They wouldn't! Alpha Team,
we've got something small and fast,

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scurrying up the side of the house.

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Roger, Goose, I'll get a gander.

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On the job.
Love my job. Good job.

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It's not just a job, it's an adventure.

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Hey, Granny, how you doing? Bye-bye!

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- What are you two up to?
- You like recipes, don't you?

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Try this. A cup of hot wolf,
a pinch of screwy squirrel

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and a dash of disguise.
Rescue pie. My own recipe.

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- Wolf, no!
- Thank me later!

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That's not a rope. Not rope, not rope.

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Not rope, not rope. Not rope!
Rope!

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Twitchy, what do you think
you're doing up there?

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The wolf's plan. I'll slip through
the chimney. She'll never see me coming.

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- It's a great job...
- What is he saying?

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Translate that.

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I have an advantageous position

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from which to breach
our suspect's gingerbread home.

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Uh-oh. I think the fan is
about to be hit with the doody.

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I'm going in! Right now!

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I am going in.

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Negative. Do not proceed.
Do not proceed.

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- Now, listen to me, Twitchy...

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Mammals!

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- [Male, German accent] Oh, please!

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We did not mean to trespass
into your delicious cookie house!

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[Female, German accent] Ja, we were
only searching for goodies for this...

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Silence!

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Building inspector.
You know, it's against housing codes

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to live in any dessert bigger
than a cupcake.

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- I need to see your permits

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and a list of ingredients.
That better not be custard.

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Don't worry, kids! I'm here to rescue
you! Yeah, me, I got the good guys!

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- They're all hiding outside.
- Little squirrel, I am Hansel.

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Ja, and I am Gretel. You must hurry.
The witch will soon return.

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- She'll eat us all for supper!
- She says chicken tastes like children!

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Ja!

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OK, OK, I'm on the case.

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He's in trouble! Move in! Move in!

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Come on, you goldbricks!
You wanna live forever?

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- Get the door!
- Just get more puffs!

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I think it's weakening.

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Agents, take a bite out of crime.

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Wolf, this entire operation is
a shambles.

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I know, but I can fix it.

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- She got the kids!
- You're alive!

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- Now, we'll never catch up with her.

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- Sweet ride!
- Boys?

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Sorry, goodies,
but this is a dinner flight.

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Help us! She has flavorful marinades!

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- Oh, no, you didn't!

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- Come on, Twitch.

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- Buckle up, homies. It's on!
- No, wait! Don't just...

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Get some backup in the air, now!

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Whoa! Ten and two, Granny!

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I'm regretting that burrito.

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Help us! She has put us
in little cages! It is dehumanizing!

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- We are like delicious veal!
- You'll never save them!

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- Tree in the way!
- Oh, put on your man pants, Wolfie.

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- Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray...
- Whoo-hoo!

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Can we go back for my stomach?
It's pink, shaped like a football.

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- Has my lunch in it.
- Oh, knuckle up, dog.

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Mother Goose to base.
Mother Goose to base.

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We are in pursuit of witch. Stand by.

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- Better catch me, I'm getting peckish.
- That witch is whack.

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Wolf, you think you can handle
a bike like this?

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Sure, I think I could if I had to.
I went through my bad boy phase.

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Road a bike, greased my hair back,
lived over Richie Cunningham's garage,

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water-skied over a shark tank.
Those were some happy days.

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Great, 'cause she's all yours, dog.

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- Yippie-yi-ki-yay!

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- Hi, Granny.
- Hey, young kids. I've gotcha.

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- No! I've got you!

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No worries, Twitch.
Dog is your co-pilot.

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- I'm uninsured!
- ♪ And onto a branch

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Aah! Why?

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You have the right to a fairy godmother.
If you do not have a fairy godmother,

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one will be provided for you. Whoa!

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You have the right
to get some flying lessons.

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Don't lose them. Now turn right.
Your other right!

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- Your other other right!

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Stay low, stay low!

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Mammals.

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There they are, there they are!
There they go, you passed them.

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You passed them!
Why did you pass them?

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Calm down. You got the metabolic rate
of a hummingbird.

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I've got me a foolproof
Granny rescue plan.

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Twitchy, do you think you could handle
a bike like this?

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No, no, bad idea!
I can't reach the pedals!

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Be seeing you, little buddy.
Yippie-yi-ki-yay!

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OK, I can taste my own butt.

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Saw that coming.

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Oh, look! Your doggie's
trying to save you!

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Don't worry, Granny, I got ya!

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- No, Wolf, don't! It's a trap!
- I got ya, I got ya.

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- Oh! OK, I don't got ya.
- We need help. Get Red!

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- She'll know what to do!
- Hey, I'm handling this rescue!

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- Everything's under control!
- You can't do it alone!

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- Hey! I'm alive!

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- You almost saved her.
- I got served.

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This whole thing is my fault.
None of this would have happened if...

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- If Red were here?
- Well, she's not here, is she?

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Nicky Flippers' little superstar is
far, far... far away.

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Far, far, far... far away.

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Far... far away.

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- Yeah, yeah, I get it!
- Just saying it's quite a ways.

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Uh... Hi.

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So you think you can deliver

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that basket of goodies
across my bridge, do you?

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Uh-huh.

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Oh, no, no, no! You did not
just say that. I did not hear that!

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There ain't no way my bridge is being
crossed by some muffin-delivering,

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red-hood-wearing,
fairy-tale-cliché, little girl.

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- Get up outta here!

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- Bring it.

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I'm about to get you!

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- Oh!

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Hey!

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Oh!

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- No, no, no!
- See? I told you!

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I win again. It's 'cause I'm so evil.

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Mm! I even taste evil. Ooh!
I taste just like chicken.

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Chicken and evil! I'm gonna do
my little evil chicken dance.

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- Huh?

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Hello! Is the fight over?

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Did you mean to jump off the bridge?

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Huh?

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Bye-bye.

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Ooh! That's cheating!
That is so cheating!

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You running 'cause you know
you can't beat me!

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Your granny never would've run away
like a scared little chicken girl!

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- What did you just say?
- You heard me.

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I said your granny
would be ashamed of you,

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'cause you running like a teeny, tiny,
helpless, little girl!

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- Oh, muffins.

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- Oh! Ow!

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- Take that! And that!
- Was it something I said?

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Ooh! That's my corn! Aah!

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I kinda like that.

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Enough!

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Check, please.

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The test is over.

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The delivery is incomplete.

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I win again! I am the greatest!

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I'm the prettiest ballerina
in the whole fruit cup!

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Yes, Senator, that is my monkey.

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His name is Rumpelstiltskin, but it's
a secret. Don't tell him I told you.

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I'm coming to the light, Mama.

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Show me the Seven-Layer Kick.

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Show me the Spatula!

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Show me the Flying Rolling Pin!

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Red, I know you came with much to prove,
but your task was to deliver the basket.

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You heard what he said about my granny!

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Moss used your desire to please Abigail
as just a test.

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A Sister finds her own path,
her true inner power.

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Besides, honey, we're starting
to run low on combat instructors.

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Oh, come on. Really!
I barely touched him.

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Why, fidlee dee, Mr. Butler.
What brings you to Tara?

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- I like Tootsie Rolls.
- He'll be fine.

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- Hm...

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Sorry, I should take this.

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- Hello?
- Red? It's Nicky.

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Nicky? What is it?

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I'm afraid I have some very bad news.
It's about your grandmother.

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Why would anyone
want to kidnap my granny?

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Red, at the end
of every Sister's training,

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she faces the ancient trial by truffle,

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in which the student attempts
to recreate the Sisterhood's

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most powerful culinary confection.

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For over a thousand years
that recipe has been our secret,

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its making understood
only by the best of us.

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What has that got to do with Granny?

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Very few Sisters complete the truffle,

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one of them was your grandmother,
Abigail Puckett.

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The power of this goodie is so great,

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it must be ever kept from those
who would misuse it.

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Like those wannabes at the Food Network.

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Holla! Rachael Ray's the devil.

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This is where you keep all the recipes?

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No, just the one.

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The Norwegian Black Forest
Feather Cake Truffle Divine!

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But around the kitchen, honey,
we just call it the Super Truffle!

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Cool! What makes it so super?

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Anyone who eats it becomes unstoppable,

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in strength and thought and speed.

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- Sounds good.
- Too good!

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So... how did you make
the recipe invisible?

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- Oh, muffins.

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Battle stations! Man your posts!

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Sound the alarm! Secure the gates!

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00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:44,317
Somebody get me my rolling pin!

239
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:49,781
We must hurry. Whoever stole the recipe
will be trying to complete the truffle.

240
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:52,408
We must find and stop them
before they do.

241
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,744
Before they find the secret ingredient.

242
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:58,915
- Secret ingredient? What is it?
- Well, it's... Oh, no, you don't.

243
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:01,626
The final ingredient
is never written down.

244
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,671
- Or even spoken.
- Then how does anyone know it?

245
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:08,174
When you're a true Sister of the Hood,
you just know.

246
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:10,426
That must be why they kidnapped Abigail.

247
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:11,636
I've gotta find her.

248
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:16,641
Red, the task of saving your granny
is yours alone.

249
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:20,103
But, child, I fear it may be more danger
than you are ready for.

250
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:23,439
It doesn't matter. She's my granny,
I've gotta save her.

251
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,192
You have learned much.

252
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:29,529
The Sisterhood is in your blood.

253
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,073
Once a Sister, always a Sister. Right?

254
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,501
Red is still finding her true path.

255
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:46,212
- She is not ready.
- Yeah, I know.

256
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:57,515
For a complete nut muffin,
that witch sure ties a good knot.

257
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:03,021
- Did somebody say "nut muffin"?

258
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,439
Sounds delicious.

259
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:08,109
My dinner was interrupted,
and I could use a little snack.

260
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,615
- Comfypoo, Abigail?
- Have we met before?

261
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,076
Was it the '60s?
The '60s are kind of a blur.

262
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,245
What? Why, no!

263
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:22,123
You'd remember meeting someone
as evil as me!

264
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:25,418
Why, look at these glowing red eyes
and big scary mask!

265
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:28,838
Your goodie friends
won't find you here, Abigail.

266
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:32,550
So you might as well relax
and stay for dinner.

267
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:37,597
- You want me to make you dinner?
- Oh, how nice of you to offer.

268
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:40,808
Let me see. What am I in the mood for?

269
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,729
Day-old sushi? Dutch balls? Turducken?

270
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,774
I'm more in the mood
for a chocolate truffle!

271
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:51,152
A truffle? Sorry,
never learned to make that.

272
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:55,948
Never? Never studied
with the Sisterhood of Kung Fu Bakers?

273
00:17:56,033 --> 00:18:00,244
Never learned the secret ingredient
to an ancient recipe so powerful

274
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,913
it makes one invincible?

275
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:04,832
Darn! I really had a taste for that.

276
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,668
How do you know about that?
That recipe is forbidden.

277
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:11,172
Forbidden, is it?
Oh. Well, that's too bad.

278
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,925
Well, then it's a good thing
I have it written down. See?

279
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,594
- Do you want it? Do you? Take it.

280
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:19,639
Oh. Oh, you can't.
You're tied to a chair.

281
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:23,434
Oh, too bad!
Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

282
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,894
That's right, Abigail.

283
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,438
I have everything
but the secret ingredient,

284
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,774
- and you're going to give it to me.
- What?

285
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:33,027
You think I'm just gonna bake one up
for you? Not gonna happen.

286
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,238
You won't? All right.

287
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:38,574
I guess I'll just have
to cook up something else.

288
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,953
- Ooh. Sorry. I love that show.

289
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,997
- She's getting us ready for the baking!
- I'm too young to be a strudel!

290
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:48,709
So, Abigail, what's for dinner?

291
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,963
I'll need a titanium mixing bowl.

292
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,593
search
for Granny Puckett, highest priority.

293
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,095
What is the status
of Mother Hubbard's cupboard?

294
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,597
Someone update Granny's
Facebook profile to "witchnapped."

295
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,892
Butcher and baker cleared.
We're questioning the candlestick maker.

296
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,812
I'm not saying they shouldn't work here,
I'm just saying they're delicious.

297
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:08,896
Ooh!

298
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,274
Wolf, thanks for taking such good care
of my granny.

299
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:14,110
Yeah, my finest hour.
I'm shopping the movie rights.

300
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:17,155
But maybe if you'd been around
to look after the old girl yourself,

301
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,740
- I wouldn't have had to.
- If I... I was training.

302
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,201
- While you've been playing kung fu...
- You know that thing you do...

303
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,870
- Awkward.

304
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:27,081
Red, it's good to see you.
There's been a rash of robberies.

305
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,376
The stolen items are from that list of
Super Truffle ingredients you sent us.

306
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,879
- So the witch has been shopping?
- We think so.

307
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,173
A surveillance camera
caught the latest incident.

308
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,008
Blue, pull up the Muffet footage.

309
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:38,718
- Whoa!

310
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,136
Did you see the size of that mushroom?

311
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:43,222
We're gonna need to hit the streets,
find out who's hiring the muscle.

312
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:47,435
Indeed. We think many of the suspects
are associates of a shady operator

313
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,395
known as The Giant.

314
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,772
He's a reputed smuggler,
a juggler, a robber,

315
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,358
a cobbler, a picker, a grinner,
a restaurateur,

316
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,278
and blogs about animated films.

317
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,363
- He should get a life.
- Indeed.

318
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,700
He runs the Beanstalk Club in Big City.
I want the two of you to check it out.

319
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,452
- What? Are you kidding?
- Me and her? Whoa!

320
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:07,288
Hop back here a second, Flippers.
You mean the both of us?

321
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:10,541
Granny never needed a partner,
and I don't either.

322
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,460
I guess she's right about that, maybe.

323
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,213
Red, you're not going anywhere
without backup.

324
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:18,507
And you, you need to shuffle
your wild-card antics

325
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:22,178
to the bottom of the deck.
No more stunts, no more cheap disguises.

326
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:25,556
You two are partners.
Get used to it.

327
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:26,933
All right, road trip!

328
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:47,245
- Hey, I'm driving here!

329
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,914
Big City is home
to great shopping, dining,

330
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,999
and two professional sports teams:

331
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,585
The Golden Geese
of the National Enchantment League

332
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,380
and what was formerly
the Denver Nuggets.

333
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,507
- What are you doing?
- Reading about the big burg,

334
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:03,010
- in case we get a chance to sightsee.
- We're not here to sightsee.

335
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,346
- We're here to find Granny.
- Fine.

336
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:08,683
But you're missing out on a chance
to visit the Old Mother Hubbard Museum.

337
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:13,187
Largest collection of empty cupboards
in the world, which is weird.

338
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:18,567
OK, let's get something straight.
We're doing this operation by the book,

339
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,778
exactly the way Granny would,
plain and simple.

340
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:23,656
- I just had a book.
- Wrong book.

341
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,616
- Hey, it was a good book.
- All right, look...

342
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,201
Looky, looky, over here!

343
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,787
Hey, it's Kirk.
He's really hit the big time.

344
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,080
We should catch the show.

345
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:34,792
No. We are going to stay focused
and follow procedure.

346
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,669
- They won't expect that.
- Look, you two,

347
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:40,298
we are definitely not here to hang
around in loud, sleazy nightclubs,

348
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,466
listening to cheesy lounge singers.

349
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,885
- ♪ Hey, Ali Baba and a carpet ride

350
00:21:57,441 --> 00:22:00,609
Great place. Love the fixtures.

351
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:03,654
- So, what's the plan, Hoodie?
- We talk to Jimmy 10-Strings.

352
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,823
He's one of Granny's regular informants.

353
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:08,451
If The Giant's behind
the stolen ingredients,

354
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:11,954
that harp will sing
in more ways than one.

355
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:14,332
- We need to...
- Ply him with my lupine charisma?

356
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:17,585
- Gotcha. I'm on it.
- Hold on! I'll do the talking.

357
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:20,296
Granny told me
how to handle guys like this.

358
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,298
The trick is not... Huh?

359
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:24,508
- Wolf?
- Go, Wolfie! Go, Wolfie!

360
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:27,178
Aah, stop that!
Will you two focus?

361
00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:31,057
OK, OK! Just trying
to blend in with the crowd.

362
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,559
- Just stay here.
- This will end well.

363
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:35,644
I'll be at the bar.

364
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,898
Merci beaucoup,
and my personal favorite, danke schön.

365
00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:41,359
- Hey, Jimmy 10-Strings.
- Sweetheart, I do autographs

366
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,527
- after the show, OK?
- I work with Granny,

367
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,988
- and I need you to do me a favor.
- For Granny? Anything!

368
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:49,241
I hear your boss has his goons stealing
truffle ingredients. What do you know?

369
00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:52,411
What? Well, I never.
I mean, who told you... OK, listen up.

370
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:55,539
A couple of days ago, I overheard
The Giant talking about a big order

371
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,416
for someone called... Uh-oh.

372
00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:59,335
- I didn't tell her a thing.
- Get your hooves off me.

373
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:00,544
Tell the boss I told her nothing.

374
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,797
I should sing something nice
at her funeral.

375
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,173
- Tell 10-Strings
- Up there.

376
00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:07,676
To limit his singing
to exclusively musical vocalizations,

377
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:09,720
or I shall be forced to tune his strings

378
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:12,556
- until they snap. Capisce?
- Got it, boss.

379
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:16,310
You, with the red hanky on her head.
Are you trying to play my harp?

380
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,730
You could end up singing
with the angels, playing my harp.

381
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,983
- Tell me about the witch.
- What witch? Which witch?

382
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:27,238
- Huh. Good one, boss.
- Did you just laugh at me?

383
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:28,739
Do I amuse you?

384
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:31,617
- Am I some sort of clown to you?
- No, I... I hate my job.

385
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,748
- Who are you?
- I'm your worst nightmare.

386
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,418
A Sister with a badge.
And I'm onto you.

387
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:47,591
Excuse me. Did I just hear
your tiny, little voice correctly?

388
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:51,220
Did you just come into my house,
hassle my harp,

389
00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:55,099
interrupt my dinner
and tell me my hands are dirty?

390
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:58,644
I eat sandwiches bigger than you,
little girl!

391
00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:00,563
Did someone say sandwiches?

392
00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,022
'Cause I'll take one.

393
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,108
And I'll bet you'll take five.

394
00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:07,570
Hundred, that is! 'Cause you're
a big boy. I said big boy, son.

395
00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:10,364
Who the Mother Goose
is this supposed to be?

396
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:14,285
Phineas Newcastle McGee,
wealthy business tycoon.

397
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:16,454
Didn't we meet at the big convention?

398
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:19,039
MobCon, the mobsters' convention.
Wasn't that you?

399
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:24,628
You know, I just got back from ConCon,
the big conman convention.

400
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:28,299
Funniest thing.
I show up, nobody there!

401
00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:29,800
Empty building!

402
00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:35,181
Guess I should've seen that coming.

403
00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:36,974
We are gonna die.

404
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:45,065
I love this guy!
This guy is hilarious!

405
00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:48,486
You two, have some dinner with me.
Come here.

406
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:50,404
Hey, 10-Strings,
you know what I wanna hear.

407
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,698
You bet, big guy. Two, three, six.

408
00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:05,628
- Don't worry, I got the big gun here.
- What?

409
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:10,382
- Twitchy? Uh-oh.
- Distract The Giant. I'll get the harp.

410
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:13,177
I don't like most little people.
Hey, you know what?

411
00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:17,181
- I like you.
- Little people. Can't trust 'em.

412
00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:20,518
Hey, everybody's little to me. Right?

413
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:23,145
- Am I right?
- Yeah.

414
00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:27,191
- Oh, Stanley.
- Please, Blanche. Not while I'm eating.

415
00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:29,860
Jill, sweetheart!
Go fetch us another pail of water.

416
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:32,571
Sorry! Sorry.
Excuse me, coming through.

417
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:34,031
Hey, that was good!

418
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:37,409
There is no proof
that I ever ate anybody!

419
00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:45,000
That's you, baby!

420
00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:48,003
I'm not a dancer, I'm a singer.
Put me back! What's the matter with you?

421
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:50,130
This kind of thing
never happened to Dean!

422
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:54,426
- Well, this has been fun.
- Really, big, smelly, giant fun.

423
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:56,720
Hey, where you going?
Come on, come on!

424
00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,597
The night's still young, right?

425
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:01,600
Sorry. Love to stay, can't.
Gotta go. Early start tomorrow.

426
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:05,312
Yeah, I got my Pilates workout,
she's got a paper route.

427
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:10,776
- This is not how you steal a show!
- Hey!

428
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:14,071
Those skeevosos are trying
to put the bag on my harp!

429
00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:16,991
- Get after them!

430
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:20,828
You got the wrong guy.
Frank Jr.'s down the street.

431
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:24,373
Did anybody notice that the guy
I work for is an insane giant?

432
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:28,085
Put down the harp!
He's under contract!

433
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,716
Now you've done it. He's mad!
We're dead.

434
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,552
- And I didn't even get my encore.
- Time to go!

435
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:40,848
And I still have 38 payments
left on myself.

436
00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:43,767
- Yee-haw!
- What am I paying you pasty mooks for?

437
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,227
Get after them!

438
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,187
- Hey, do you get paid?
- Not really. No.

439
00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:52,276
- Start singing, 10-Strings.
- Is this your first time doing this?

440
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,446
'Cause Granny just slips me 20 bucks.

441
00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:58,616
I'll show those pipsqueaks
who's the big man around here!

442
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,451
Putting fingers on my property!

443
00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:04,038
Like that Jack guy. I'm still picking
pieces of him out of my teeth!

444
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:06,749
I'll grind up their bones
to make my pasta fazool!

445
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:08,792
Tell us who The Giant's
getting ingredients for.

446
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:12,796
Yeah, well, you know The Giant is not
usually very happy about those

447
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:14,506
who spill his personal beans.

448
00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:16,592
Maybe I could tell you something
about Goldilocks.

449
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:18,636
That is not her natural hair color.

450
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,179
- Really?
- I knew it!

451
00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:23,807
- Just tell us who ordered the thefts.
- OK, OK already. I'll tell ya.

452
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:27,394
Every day The Giant gets a call
for a new ingredient from...

453
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,605
from the Bunny.
- The Bunny?

454
00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:32,650
- Not the Bunny! Not the Bunny!
- Yes, the Bunny.

455
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:35,152
He calls in the orders,
and that's all I know.

456
00:27:35,236 --> 00:27:38,072
If you wanna hear me sing anymore,
you'll have to catch my show.

457
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:42,201
Fe-fi-fo-fum! I gotcha now!

458
00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,703
- Jump!
- Are you crazy? We're a mile up.

459
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,705
- Don't argue! Just jump!
- OK.

460
00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:49,833
This is not how you treat an entertainer
of my caliber.

461
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,879
Hey, Twitchy, you didn't bring
a parachute by any chance, did ya?

462
00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:56,715
Uh... No. Gum?

463
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,926
No, thanks. I'm trying to cut down.

464
00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:03,806
Gotcha!

465
00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:06,016
Oh, muffins.

466
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:10,521
Never trust short people!

467
00:28:24,327 --> 00:28:28,914
Boys, I seem to have landed
on a singing goat.

468
00:28:28,998 --> 00:28:31,208
[Japeth, muffled]
♪ And now I'm in a dark tunnel

469
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:35,754
I can't believe
this all leads to Boingo.

470
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:38,132
Never trust a bunny.
Never trust a bunny!

471
00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:41,468
- I think that went off pretty smooth.
- What was that disguise supposed to be?

472
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,887
- Fake beards are classic.
- You look like a deranged Santa Claus.

473
00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:44,972
Santa gave me that beard.

474
00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:08,078
Hello, Clarice.

475
00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:11,874
- Who's Clarice?
- She is. Hi, Clarice!

476
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:16,420
- Enjoy the book, Boingo.
- We share a love of literature.

477
00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:20,841
So, Red, I see that stray dog
is still following you around.

478
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,801
- Don't let him mess with your head.

479
00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:28,348
Let me guess. You're the brains,
and you're... not the brains?

480
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:29,433
Who's up for hasenpfeffer.

481
00:29:29,517 --> 00:29:31,477
We know you've been working
with The Giant.

482
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:34,605
Oh, really? How?
I don't get out much.

483
00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:38,442
- Talked to any witches lately?
- Which witch?

484
00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:41,612
Oh, you mean the witch
that took your granny.

485
00:29:41,696 --> 00:29:44,740
When she said she wanted
to take out old beehive,

486
00:29:44,824 --> 00:29:48,285
I said, "Now, there's something
we've got in common."

487
00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:52,039
She did mention something about
outwitting some incompetent,

488
00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:57,002
stupid, meddling, jerkfaced HEA agents!

489
00:29:57,086 --> 00:30:00,339
I assumed she was talking about you two.

490
00:30:00,423 --> 00:30:02,341
- I wasn't there.
- No, of course you weren't.

491
00:30:02,425 --> 00:30:06,178
Relax, Fido. You've got Little Red
Riding Hood to protect you now.

492
00:30:06,262 --> 00:30:08,806
- I do OK on my own.
- Is that before or after

493
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,891
- I bail you out?
- You weren't doing a lot of bailing

494
00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:14,228
- when I saved your cape at the bar!
- I had everything under control.

495
00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,563
- Another minute and I would've...
- Have been páté!

496
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,607
- I don't need your help.
- Oh, really?

497
00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:21,109
- Watch me.
- Ow! No! Not the ears!

498
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:23,362
You didn't even say the magic word.

499
00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:26,323
- Abracadabra.
- Ow! That's not even...

500
00:30:26,407 --> 00:30:28,617
Well, actually, that is the magic word.

501
00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:30,410
I don't know where Granny is.

502
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:33,372
The witch sends me notes,
and I put the word out.

503
00:30:33,456 --> 00:30:34,790
- Tell me where they are.
- Ow. Ow.

504
00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:39,169
You're still mad about me trying to kill
you all those times, aren't you?

505
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,879
- Hey, books!
- Hey, no, wait!

506
00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:43,674
Don't read that!
Nobody reads books anymore.

507
00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:46,301
Movies are always better.
Especially sequels.

508
00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:49,680
How does the witch get messages
into your books?

509
00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:53,725
Why don't you ask her?
She was just here.

510
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:55,644
The cleaning lady!

511
00:30:55,728 --> 00:30:56,728
Come on, hurry!

512
00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:59,147
- She can't have gotten far!

513
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:04,778
Oh, she was right under our noses!

514
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,322
Aah! I'm blind!
No, wait. A little help.

515
00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:10,242
- See? I said it before. Disguises work.

516
00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:13,704
Would you stop it already! If you hadn't
distracted me in there, I would have...

517
00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:16,373
- Oh, so this is my fault, too?
- Yeah, it is.

518
00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:20,085
That's great, coming from someone who
just took off to play Crouching Baker.

519
00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:23,922
I stayed to do the job. It's not like
this is easy. I'm doing my best here.

520
00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:27,634
Yeah, well, your best got my granny
and two innocent kids kidnapped!

521
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:30,512
OK, fine! You're right! It did.

522
00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:33,515
This is all my fault. My screw-ups
are putting everyone in danger.

523
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,934
I'll probably
get you nabbed next. Happy?

524
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,686
A little help! Rolling now!

525
00:31:37,770 --> 00:31:40,272
That's not what I meant.

526
00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:44,401
You've made your point, Red.
This partnership's a disaster.

527
00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:46,820
I better leave
before I do any more damage.

528
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:50,407
I've always been a lone wolf.
Tell Nicky I quit.

529
00:31:50,491 --> 00:31:53,076
Sorry, Red. He's my ride.

530
00:31:54,829 --> 00:31:56,538
Do I sound weird?

531
00:31:56,623 --> 00:32:00,626
I sound weird to me!
I sound weird to me!

532
00:32:10,511 --> 00:32:13,597
How is the truffle coming, Abigail?

533
00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:15,849
I can't work
with such inferior equipment.

534
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:19,603
This mixing machine is ten years old,
and the measuring cups are cracked.

535
00:32:19,687 --> 00:32:25,275
I need exact measurements!
I can't work miracles with this stuff!

536
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:31,073
You should try, Abigail, or those little
bratwursts will be on the menu tonight!

537
00:32:31,157 --> 00:32:33,742
Your Tibetan cocoa sticks.

538
00:32:33,826 --> 00:32:35,702
These did not come easy.

539
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:38,705
The Happily Ever After Agency
is everywhere!

540
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,291
Only three? I need four.

541
00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:45,295
- Four?
- I can't make it without four sticks.

542
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:48,924
I have lost two Sherpas
in those mountains already.

543
00:32:49,008 --> 00:32:51,218
Do you know how much a Sherpa costs?

544
00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:53,720
They've got a union.
I've gotta pay for goats.

545
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:56,181
I've gotta pay for the little hats.
There's per diem.

546
00:32:56,265 --> 00:32:59,101
You want this done right,
or don't you?

547
00:32:59,185 --> 00:33:03,480
You bring me a decent flour sifter
and some real measuring cups,

548
00:33:03,564 --> 00:33:06,733
then I might be able to remember
the final ingredient.

549
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:10,153
Fine!
But you better get cooking, Abigail.

550
00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:13,448
Four cocoa sticks. Just take
two cocoa sticks and break 'em in half!

551
00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:17,160
Oh, don't you worry.

552
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:19,913
I'll get cooking all right.

553
00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:52,404
Boo-yah!

554
00:33:53,781 --> 00:33:55,240
Still got it.

555
00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,244
Get the remote. Time for Rachael Ray.

556
00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:01,371
Leave me alone.
I'm trying to fill the awful emptiness

557
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,498
that lives deep inside me with food.

558
00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:07,419
Children, I found you.

559
00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,547
Granny Puckett!

560
00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:13,258
- How did you get out?
- I've got my ways, little one.

561
00:34:13,342 --> 00:34:15,635
Come on, we gotta get
you two out of here.

562
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:18,638
The exit is there.
We saw the witch go through that way.

563
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,141
Show me. But we gotta be quiet.

564
00:34:21,976 --> 00:34:24,811
The exit is straight ahead.

565
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,856
Don't be suspicious. Continue moving.

566
00:34:31,694 --> 00:34:34,738
- What? What is this?
- It's a big cage, dum-dum.

567
00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:39,576
- Huh? What's she doing here?
- You tell us.

568
00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:41,787
I thought you said
she was locked up tight.

569
00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:47,000
- She was! She just needed more...
- More tools to do the escaping with?

570
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,835
You mean all this time,
you two were never?

571
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,881
In danger? No!
We're not even kidnapped!

572
00:34:52,965 --> 00:34:57,177
- We're the kidnappers!
- Ja! You've been hoodwinked!

573
00:34:57,261 --> 00:34:59,763
- Too! Ja, Hansel!
- Ja, Gretel!

574
00:34:59,847 --> 00:35:04,101
We're evil! We're...
something else that rhymes with evil!

575
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:08,480
You two are the nastiest children I have
ever had the displeasure of meeting.

576
00:35:08,564 --> 00:35:11,108
Don't blame us.
It is society's fault.

577
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:14,361
We had the displeasure of being
the children of a poor woodcutter.

578
00:35:14,445 --> 00:35:16,613
We never had any sweets
for the snacking.

579
00:35:16,697 --> 00:35:19,449
But now we will have
the greatest dessert of all time,

580
00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:22,577
to make us unstoppable!

581
00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:25,288
Well, this chefjust turned in
her apron.

582
00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:27,958
You'll never get the secret ingredient.

583
00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:32,462
Don't worry.
We have ways of making you bake.

584
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:36,299
Verushka, keep your scary mask on!
You want to look spooky or not?

585
00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:39,678
- And turn your eyes back on.
- Oh. Oh, right.

586
00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:44,474
Mm-hm. Mm. Very scary. Now,
can you keep her locked up this time?

587
00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:46,810
- Yes!
- And remember,

588
00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:49,104
we are in charge, Verushka.

589
00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:53,233
Verushka? Verushka Von Vine?

590
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:58,238
You finally remember me. How nice!

591
00:35:58,906 --> 00:36:01,575
Perhaps you also remember this.

592
00:36:02,451 --> 00:36:04,870
Is that what this is about?

593
00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:08,915
It all started when we were
Sisters together in the Sisterhood.

594
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,918
You were always so good at everything.

595
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:16,840
I tried so hard to beat you,
but you were always better than me.

596
00:36:16,924 --> 00:36:20,677
Then came that terrible day of the
ancient recipe ritual, when the...

597
00:36:20,761 --> 00:36:23,221
Why are you telling me this?
I was there.

598
00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:26,725
Abigail! This is my big,
super-evil-villain moment!

599
00:36:26,809 --> 00:36:30,145
- So will you just shut up?
- OK, OK.

600
00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:32,939
Now, where was I?
Started at the Sisterhood,

601
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:35,901
always number two... Did I get
to the part about the truffle?

602
00:36:35,985 --> 00:36:39,529
- Yes.
- I couldn't make that stinking truffle!

603
00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,031
But you did!

604
00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:46,870
And I knew then that you were the reason
I was a big pile of number two!

605
00:36:46,954 --> 00:36:48,955
So I stole the great recipe,

606
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:53,501
and I spent the last 60 years
searching for the secret ingredient!

607
00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:55,420
You really practiced this speech?

608
00:36:55,504 --> 00:36:59,382
But then Hansel and Gretel
found me. Together we devised a plan

609
00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:02,802
to kidnap you
and complete the truffle recipe.

610
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:06,056
My attempts to find the secret
ingredient were all failures!

611
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:10,477
Sure, I did produce a few other things.
A poison apple, a sleeping spell,

612
00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:13,188
a way to turn men into frogs.

613
00:37:13,272 --> 00:37:16,399
She's completely insane. You should see
what she's done to the cat.

614
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:19,861
Oh, that's disturbing on so many levels.

615
00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:21,947
You don't have to be
like this, Verushka.

616
00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:25,533
I'll never play second fiddle
to you again, Abigail.

617
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:28,411
I've been number two long enough.

618
00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:31,915
Once I finally have the Super Truffle,

619
00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:36,419
I will taste the sweet,
chocolaty victory

620
00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:38,380
of being number one!

621
00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:47,305
OK, all I need to do
is find this D.C.T. Place.

622
00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,890
How hard could that be?

623
00:37:49,850 --> 00:37:51,893
Muffins!

624
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,584
I give up. I'll never find it.

625
00:39:00,796 --> 00:39:02,630
Hey! Hoodie in the hood!
Got a dollar?

626
00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:04,049
What? Who?

627
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:07,677
Hey, down here.
It's better to give than to receive.

628
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,304
So give me a dollar
and you'll feel better.

629
00:39:09,388 --> 00:39:13,016
- No. I'm just looking for...
- Looking? A quest? I love... Ooh.

630
00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:17,062
You work out? You are looking
for the big golden... No, wait.

631
00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:20,273
The magic. You're looking
for the magic...

632
00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:23,735
OK, I got nothing.
What's on your mind?

633
00:39:23,819 --> 00:39:27,113
My granny! She's out there somewhere,
and I'm totally out of clues.

634
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:30,283
Perhaps she's been turned into stone.

635
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:34,537
What? Turned to... How do you even
come up with that? Who says that?

636
00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:37,707
- You get what you pay for.
- All I've got is this stupid tag.

637
00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:43,922
- "D.C.T." You tried Dental Clown Tech?
- Yes! I've tried everywhere.

638
00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:46,591
Yeah, yeah, it's tough.

639
00:39:46,675 --> 00:39:49,010
Wait a second. Wait a second!

640
00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:52,972
- Dark Castle Towers!
- Dark Castle?

641
00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:54,974
My brothers and I used to live there.

642
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:57,936
Then there was this whole thing
with the farmer's wife and a clock.

643
00:39:58,020 --> 00:40:01,398
- Can you show me?
- Sure. Follow me.

644
00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:04,067
I thought I told you
to stay off my corner.

645
00:40:04,151 --> 00:40:07,695
The journey there is long
and full of dangers.

646
00:40:10,449 --> 00:40:12,367
Oh, no, there it is. My bad.

647
00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:19,124
- Nicky, it's Red.
- Red!

648
00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:22,460
- Good to hear from you.
- I need... That is...

649
00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:26,131
- Is Wolf there?
- No, we haven't heard from him. Why?

650
00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:29,217
- What's the trouble?
- Dark Castle Towers, that's what.

651
00:40:29,301 --> 00:40:31,553
It's an old hotel
on South Castle Street.

652
00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:33,763
I'm sure Granny and the kids
are in there.

653
00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:37,475
- But it's really heavily guarded.
- And you need help to get them out?

654
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:41,729
No, no! I've totally got it.
No problemo.

655
00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:43,815
- I just thought...
- I'll alert the squad leaders.

656
00:40:43,899 --> 00:40:46,192
We'll have
a full rescue team there immediately.

657
00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:49,654
- Give me as many details as you can.
- OK.

658
00:40:49,738 --> 00:40:51,281
Oh, no!
What are we gonna do?

659
00:40:51,365 --> 00:40:54,659
The whole HEA is going to be
at our front door, and our back door,

660
00:40:54,743 --> 00:40:57,495
and our windows!
We're practically crawling with windows!

661
00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:59,789
I think some of the windows
even have little doors...

662
00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:01,958
Stop! Chill out.

663
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:04,544
Ja, ja. Chill a pill and then take one.

664
00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:09,340
We have always known that the Happily
Ever After Agency would be a threat.

665
00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:12,427
- Our forces are already in place.
- Lesson four:

666
00:41:12,511 --> 00:41:15,138
Eliminate your obstacles.

667
00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:18,683
- Eliminate? But what do you mean?

668
00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:20,685
Send in the pigs!

669
00:41:20,769 --> 00:41:23,688
Good work, Red.
That's the break we were looking for.

670
00:41:23,772 --> 00:41:25,857
- What?
- Nicky? Is everything all right?

671
00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:27,775
Uh, I'm not sure. Stand by.

672
00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:31,237
- Ops, status report.
- Sir, we are being attacked!

673
00:41:32,698 --> 00:41:35,074
- Nicky, what is it? What's going on?

674
00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:38,244
- Red, we've got trouble.

675
00:41:45,377 --> 00:41:47,337
Get all the sheep first!

676
00:41:48,422 --> 00:41:51,841
- Take the frog!
- Red, save Granny!

677
00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:54,594
Stop them from getting
the Super Truffle! You're on your own!

678
00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:57,180
Nicky, are you OK? Hello? Nick!

679
00:41:57,264 --> 00:41:59,307
- Filthy swine!

680
00:41:59,391 --> 00:42:02,352
We're sorry, your
call cannot be completed as dialed.

681
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,022
Up next, carnivores
who abandon their partners

682
00:42:06,106 --> 00:42:10,109
when they really need them.
Cowards or complete dirtbags?

683
00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:12,111
Now, that's where
I disagree with you, Tony.

684
00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:14,697
Wolves are just plain untrustworthy.
Isn't that right, Mr. Pig?

685
00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:17,867
Coming up next,
Shark Week.

686
00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:21,538
Because as bad as sharks are,
they're still not wolves.

687
00:42:21,622 --> 00:42:23,414
- He's dead, Jim.
- But how the?

688
00:42:23,499 --> 00:42:26,543
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor,
not a doc... All right.

689
00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:29,337
Well, I'd say he was abandoned
by an unreliable partner,

690
00:42:29,421 --> 00:42:31,506
just when he needed one most.

691
00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:49,774
Hey, Twitch. I know this whole mess
with Red is probably bugging you.

692
00:42:49,858 --> 00:42:51,025
You wanna talk about it?

693
00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:54,195
- Um... Hello?

694
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,406
Wolf! Hey! Good to see you!

695
00:42:56,490 --> 00:43:00,326
Wait a minute. OK, guys. See you later.

696
00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:02,120
Thanks for stopping by.

697
00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:07,625
Come on in!

698
00:43:08,877 --> 00:43:12,255
Nice place you got here. Smaller.
That's good, saves you money

699
00:43:12,339 --> 00:43:15,008
so you can get a good stereo.
I'd buy one, you know,

700
00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:16,926
but my trailer's bigger.

701
00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:24,267
You know, Twitchy, I... Oh, boy.
I've been thinking.

702
00:43:24,351 --> 00:43:25,893
Could you turn the music down
for a second?

703
00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:31,232
- I been thinking about Granny and Red.

704
00:43:31,317 --> 00:43:33,860
And I was wondering,
did I do the right thing?

705
00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:36,446
Wolf, I have been waiting
for you to say that!

706
00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:39,365
You gotta get back in the game!
The HEA needs you!

707
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:43,828
You got mad skills! Red needs you!

708
00:43:43,912 --> 00:43:45,330
Nah, she doesn't need me.

709
00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:47,582
Doesn't need you? Doesn't need you?

710
00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:50,251
Red is out there looking
for her granny all alone,

711
00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:54,088
and she needs your help,
even if she won't admit it.

712
00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:56,591
You are dropping some
hard science on me.

713
00:43:56,675 --> 00:43:57,884
Word.

714
00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:07,143
Hey, Wolf!
It's the Three Little Pigs, man.

715
00:44:07,227 --> 00:44:09,270
- Remember us?
- Yeah!

716
00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:12,732
We're here to huff and puff
and blow your house up!

717
00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:15,151
Sooie!

718
00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:18,112
- He went up in smoke.
- Look at the colors.

719
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:21,324
Too bad for the big barbecued wolf
his life didn't have more meaning.

720
00:44:21,408 --> 00:44:24,118
What do you mean by that, pork pie?
It did have meaning.

721
00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:25,161
- Who...
said...

722
00:44:25,245 --> 00:44:26,996
that?
- Wait, is it a bad sign

723
00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:29,207
- I used the past tense?
- Help me!

724
00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:31,709
- We blew up the wrong house again.
- His every breath mocks us.

725
00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:32,877
That's not good.

726
00:44:32,961 --> 00:44:34,253
A little faster, Twitchy.

727
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,005
- Huh?

728
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:38,466
- Hey, is it busted?
- No, no, no! It can't be broken!

729
00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:41,260
- We just used it.
- This is why everybody hires

730
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:44,389
- the Three Bears.
- No, wait, wait! This is it.

731
00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:46,432
- See?
- Hey, wait! Where'd they go?

732
00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,184
- Look, they're trying to get away.

733
00:44:48,268 --> 00:44:51,145
Not by the hair
on my chinny chin chin!

734
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,192
- Oh, muffins.

735
00:44:56,276 --> 00:44:57,652
Double muffins.

736
00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:01,823
- How did you make them so mad?
- It's a long story.

737
00:45:01,907 --> 00:45:02,949
I'll tell you later.

738
00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:06,411
- One wolf en fuego, coming up.
- Look out!

739
00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:10,331
- This little wolfie went to pieces!

740
00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:12,750
- You missed again.
- Will you stop swerving?

741
00:45:12,835 --> 00:45:13,876
It's ruining my aim!

742
00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:16,421
Can't help it.
I can't see the road, man.

743
00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:19,132
That loco lobo is liquidated.

744
00:45:22,136 --> 00:45:24,971
They're gaining on us. Whoa!

745
00:45:25,472 --> 00:45:27,390
- Say hello to my little friend.

746
00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:33,688
Hasta la vista, Wolfie.

747
00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:02,884
- Whoa!
- Sooie!

748
00:46:17,816 --> 00:46:19,400
Oh, no! No good! Aah!

749
00:46:21,361 --> 00:46:25,156
Hey. Do you guys hear something?

750
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,909
Great news! My doctor says
I'm gonna live!

751
00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:36,918
- Uh... Freeze.
- Power to los puercos.

752
00:46:37,002 --> 00:46:38,127
Oh, yeah.

753
00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:41,214
Muffins.

754
00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:47,053
- Oh, no!

755
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,600
Red? Nicky? Is anyone here?

756
00:46:52,684 --> 00:46:56,479
Boys, thank goodness you're all right.

757
00:46:56,563 --> 00:46:59,649
- Mr. Flippers! You OK?
- I've been better.

758
00:46:59,733 --> 00:47:03,110
- But I'm still hopping.
- Wow, Nick, what happened?

759
00:47:03,195 --> 00:47:06,322
They hit this place with everything
they had. We never had a chance.

760
00:47:06,406 --> 00:47:08,533
- What happened to you boys?
- It's was pigs, Mr. Flippers!

761
00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:11,828
It was pigs with knives and guns
and rockets...

762
00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:17,667
Running and running!
The special effects were spectacular!

763
00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:22,672
I've never really gotten along
with pigs, but we survived, by our wits.

764
00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:38,312
Sooie!

765
00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:40,273
Don't mess with the killer P's!

766
00:47:40,357 --> 00:47:42,483
That handsome wolf sure had it coming.

767
00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:45,278
Let's say we go strap on
the feedbag, boys.

768
00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:47,530
- I'm gonna tweet this.
- What's a tweet, man?

769
00:47:47,614 --> 00:47:51,909
Disguises. They not only work,
they save lives.

770
00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:56,038
But this... One witch
couldn't have done all this.

771
00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:59,041
No, she's not working alone. Every agent
we have has been roughed up,

772
00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:01,961
kidnapped, scared off
or mailed to an uncharted island.

773
00:48:02,921 --> 00:48:05,840
I'm afraid the agency
is all but defeated.

774
00:48:05,924 --> 00:48:07,675
What about Red? Is she OK?

775
00:48:07,759 --> 00:48:09,218
No one's heard from her.

776
00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:12,597
I hate to assume the worst, but...

777
00:48:12,681 --> 00:48:15,016
I never thought I'd say this, Wolf.

778
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:19,312
I think a wild card
is the only thing that can save us now.

779
00:48:23,233 --> 00:48:25,109
You guys didn't really catch me.
I just slipped.

780
00:48:25,193 --> 00:48:28,279
- Oh, yeah? Well, it still counts, man.
- You bet it does!

781
00:48:28,363 --> 00:48:31,115
Come on, guys, let's take her up
to the überjefes and we'll get rewards

782
00:48:31,199 --> 00:48:33,451
and promotions and health care
and maybe even cookies.

783
00:48:33,535 --> 00:48:37,121
Beards for sale. Fake beards.
Hey, Porky, how about a demo?

784
00:48:37,205 --> 00:48:40,791
Hey, hey, hey! We don't like trespassers
around here, fuzzy.

785
00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:44,420
But this is a very nice fake beard.
Hey, guys! You oughta see this!

786
00:48:44,504 --> 00:48:46,923
- Surprise, pork belly!

787
00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:49,634
Run for your life, it's a chupacabra!

788
00:48:49,718 --> 00:48:52,178
- Ow! Hey!
- [Grunting, yelling]

789
00:48:52,262 --> 00:48:56,223
Ooh. Big, tough HEA agent. OK, McGruff.

790
00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:59,268
I got your happy ending right here!

791
00:48:59,353 --> 00:49:01,979
[Gasps, whimpers]
You swine.

792
00:49:03,148 --> 00:49:05,441
Squeal like a pig!
Squeal like a pig!

793
00:49:05,525 --> 00:49:07,735
Jump back! It's hammer time!

794
00:49:07,819 --> 00:49:10,029
Who's big and bad now, Wolfie?

795
00:49:10,113 --> 00:49:13,449
Actually, I'm more of a lover
than a fighter. Ow!

796
00:49:14,117 --> 00:49:17,161
Hey, this squirrel thinks I'm nuts, man!

797
00:49:17,704 --> 00:49:18,829
- Thanks.
- You, too.

798
00:49:19,748 --> 00:49:20,873
Ha-ha!

799
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:24,543
- Squirrel power!

800
00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:26,921
I think we've overstayed our welcome.

801
00:49:27,005 --> 00:49:29,048
Yeah. Let's get out of here.

802
00:49:30,592 --> 00:49:35,388
Hey, man. You don't even really
sell beards, do you?

803
00:49:36,556 --> 00:49:39,141
What do you mean you had her,
then she got away?

804
00:49:39,226 --> 00:49:41,811
Disguises? Big fake beards?

805
00:49:41,895 --> 00:49:44,230
Oh, well. That's very understandable.

806
00:49:44,314 --> 00:49:46,691
I... I'm not angry. I...

807
00:49:46,775 --> 00:49:48,901
I promise I am not angry.

808
00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:51,904
What? Yes, you may have a cookie.

809
00:49:52,864 --> 00:49:56,993
Little Miss Reddy Two-Shoes got away.
That wolf is helping her again.

810
00:49:57,077 --> 00:49:58,619
How's the truffle coming?

811
00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:00,079
- Make the truffle.
- No.

812
00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:01,706
- Make the truffle!
- Uh-uh.

813
00:50:01,790 --> 00:50:04,250
- You better!
- You didn't say "please."

814
00:50:05,544 --> 00:50:07,670
- Please make the truffle.
- Nope.

815
00:50:07,754 --> 00:50:10,423
- You were always like that, Abigail.
- No, I wasn't.

816
00:50:10,507 --> 00:50:11,924
- Yes, you were!
- Was not.

817
00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:14,051
- Were, too.
- Not well.

818
00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:15,553
Well, we better do something quick.

819
00:50:15,637 --> 00:50:18,139
Red and the Wolf will be here
any moment.

820
00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:23,853
Ja, maybe that is exactly what we need.

821
00:50:33,947 --> 00:50:36,032
I don't know why we are laughing.

822
00:50:46,334 --> 00:50:50,254
- You came back.
- Well, I just figured,

823
00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:53,841
you obviously don't know how
to talk your way into anyplace.

824
00:50:53,925 --> 00:50:55,676
Obviously.

825
00:50:58,180 --> 00:51:00,890
- So Granny's up there somewhere?
- Yeah.

826
00:51:00,974 --> 00:51:03,517
- It's locked down pretty tight.
- So how do we play this?

827
00:51:03,602 --> 00:51:05,728
We're gonna need some muscle
to get in there.

828
00:51:05,812 --> 00:51:08,731
- I think I know where to get it.

829
00:51:09,983 --> 00:51:12,068
Thank you, thank you. I love you all.

830
00:51:14,362 --> 00:51:17,239
That is nice.
Now I got to go in now. Bye.

831
00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:23,746
- Hey, Kirk.
- [Shrieking, chuckling]

832
00:51:23,830 --> 00:51:26,832
Oh, my friends, it's so good to see you!

833
00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:30,294
- It has been too long.
- No, it's been about right.

834
00:51:30,378 --> 00:51:33,756
Did you catch the show tonight?
I was on fire!

835
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:37,093
The Yodelers have been so good to me.

836
00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:39,261
- Dutch balls?
- We need your help.

837
00:51:39,346 --> 00:51:41,555
We need your courage,
we need your muscle...

838
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,266
We need my Yodelers.

839
00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:46,852
Huh?

840
00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:50,773
Before they delighted
the world with song,

841
00:51:50,857 --> 00:51:55,152
the Happy Yodelers
were highly trained mercenaries.

842
00:51:55,237 --> 00:51:58,447
Johann, maps and tactical plans.

843
00:51:58,532 --> 00:52:01,242
Helmut, demolitions expert.

844
00:52:01,326 --> 00:52:04,286
Heidi, security systems and technology.

845
00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:06,288
Klaus handles the receipts.

846
00:52:34,734 --> 00:52:39,738
- We got us a rodent problem.
- He's not wearing any pants.

847
00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:43,159
- Anyone here need an exterminator?
- We're professional exterminators.

848
00:52:43,243 --> 00:52:46,120
Yep, they're probably
in the walls by now.

849
00:52:46,204 --> 00:52:49,832
- That's a Pantless Norwegian Stink Rat.
- [Gasps, sniffing]

850
00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:51,000
Norwegian?

851
00:52:51,084 --> 00:52:53,627
We've seen all kinds of pests
in this business.

852
00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:54,837
- You know the worst kind?
- No.

853
00:52:54,921 --> 00:52:57,173
- Kidnappers!
- I can't see, I'm blind!

854
00:52:57,257 --> 00:52:58,716
This is just like the '70s.

855
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:08,350
Take that, schweinehund!

856
00:53:08,435 --> 00:53:11,896
This little piggy is out,
and this little piggy is out.

857
00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:13,772
Is anyone else hungry? Ooh!

858
00:53:14,691 --> 00:53:15,900
Ow! Broke a nail.

859
00:53:15,984 --> 00:53:18,861
Twitchy! Great job, little buddy. Ow!

860
00:53:18,945 --> 00:53:20,112
- Dude!
- Stink Rat?

861
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:22,781
I can't censor myself
when I'm in the moment.

862
00:53:26,077 --> 00:53:28,954
- Heidi's hogging all the pigs.
- Wolf! Twitchy!

863
00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:30,873
- Here we are.
- Let's go!

864
00:53:30,957 --> 00:53:33,626
- Right behind you.
- Ja, you go and save Granny.

865
00:53:33,710 --> 00:53:36,712
We will take care
of all those dastardly fellows.

866
00:53:36,796 --> 00:53:39,131
- Good luck!
- Thanks. You, too.

867
00:53:51,937 --> 00:53:54,897
Thank goodness and gracious
you have come to save us!

868
00:53:54,981 --> 00:53:58,567
- Like angels from heaven!
- Where's the old lady?

869
00:53:58,652 --> 00:54:02,112
In the room at the end of the hallway.
The witch is always shouting at her!

870
00:54:02,197 --> 00:54:06,492
It is so scary here! If I stay
another minute, I may scream!

871
00:54:06,576 --> 00:54:08,244
Scream, I tell you!

872
00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:11,330
Wait. You two get the kids out of here,
I'll find Granny.

873
00:54:11,414 --> 00:54:13,624
- You sure?
- I'd rather know they're safe.

874
00:54:13,708 --> 00:54:15,793
I'll be fine.
We'll rendezvous downstairs.

875
00:54:15,877 --> 00:54:20,339
- Come on, kids. Let's roll.
- Oh, thank you, Mr. Wolf!

876
00:54:20,423 --> 00:54:23,467
- I count my lucky stars for you!

877
00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:30,849
I hope you kids learned
a valuable lesson.

878
00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:34,395
Never run away from home,
never eat a cookie house.

879
00:54:34,479 --> 00:54:38,107
- Never talk to strangers.
- That's right. Never talk to strangers.

880
00:54:38,191 --> 00:54:40,442
People are never what they seem to be.

881
00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:44,196
Oh, sure, safety first.
Always carry little gas masks,

882
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,614
because you never know.

883
00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:48,409
What's that smell?

884
00:54:48,493 --> 00:54:50,327
Perhaps the children are nervous

885
00:54:50,412 --> 00:54:53,664
and need to release a little tension.
That's natural.

886
00:54:53,748 --> 00:54:56,375
- Man, that is strong.
- Wow.

887
00:54:56,459 --> 00:54:58,919
That actually smells
like gingerbread.

888
00:54:59,004 --> 00:55:00,462
You kids feel dizzy?

889
00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:04,508
My tongue is getting all puffy
and I see rainbows. Is that normal?

890
00:55:12,058 --> 00:55:13,517
Granny?

891
00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:32,953
The final
ingredient is never written down.

892
00:55:33,038 --> 00:55:36,623
When you're a true Sister of the Hood,
you just know.

893
00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:41,378
Luke, trust the Force.

894
00:55:41,463 --> 00:55:42,713
What?

895
00:55:42,797 --> 00:55:46,425
Oh, sorry about that.
Wrong hero quest.

896
00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:51,347
Oh.

897
00:55:51,431 --> 00:55:52,848
Macadamia nuts.

898
00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:58,020
Now we know!

899
00:55:59,481 --> 00:56:01,440
- Ja, Hansel.
- Ja, Gretel.

900
00:56:01,524 --> 00:56:03,400
We're evil, we're evil.

901
00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:08,530
Verushka! Be a dear and fetch us
a bag of... macadamia nuts.

902
00:56:11,701 --> 00:56:14,119
No! Granny, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to.

903
00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:19,792
The Super Truffle will now be complete!

904
00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:35,766
Behold the Norwegian Black Forest
Feather Cake Truffle Divine!

905
00:56:38,269 --> 00:56:41,605
Granny, I'm sorry. I really messed up.

906
00:56:41,689 --> 00:56:45,401
Don't be silly, dear.
I'm proud of you.

907
00:56:45,485 --> 00:56:47,569
You knew what that recipe needed.

908
00:56:47,654 --> 00:56:49,822
Only a true Sister would know that.

909
00:56:49,906 --> 00:56:52,449
No, I mean...

910
00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:55,244
I shouldn't have tried
to do everything myself.

911
00:56:55,328 --> 00:56:58,455
Now the HEA is gone,
and they've got the truffle,

912
00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:00,916
and I didn't even rescue you.

913
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:05,170
I was just so worried about proving
I could live up to your example.

914
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:07,714
I'm sorry. I let you down.

915
00:57:07,799 --> 00:57:11,009
Why, because things are
a little tough right now?

916
00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:15,597
Gooseberries, child. I've been
in much worse situations than this.

917
00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:17,391
You can still turn this around.

918
00:57:17,475 --> 00:57:22,729
A person can never really fail
unless they give up.

919
00:57:23,731 --> 00:57:26,942
You fell for our trickery
like a fish falls for water.

920
00:57:27,026 --> 00:57:29,111
What have you done
with Wolf and Twitchy?

921
00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:35,576
Hey, Twitchy, look over there.

922
00:57:38,037 --> 00:57:40,372
- Help me get over there.
- Yeah! OK!

923
00:57:42,876 --> 00:57:46,879
- Must... gently... hit... buttons!

924
00:57:47,881 --> 00:57:51,508
- Almost got it. Come on, little buddy.
- No, no, no!

925
00:57:53,136 --> 00:57:54,887
Muffins.

926
00:58:00,518 --> 00:58:02,311
We can't let them leave with those.

927
00:58:02,395 --> 00:58:06,690
I'm sorry, but we have orders to fill
for every villain in the world.

928
00:58:06,774 --> 00:58:09,318
Ja, the brochure went out weeks ago.

929
00:58:09,402 --> 00:58:11,278
The truffle's power is,
sadly, temporary.

930
00:58:11,362 --> 00:58:14,031
So they will just want more and more.

931
00:58:14,115 --> 00:58:17,117
- And we will become the filthy rich!
- The filthy rich!

932
00:58:17,202 --> 00:58:20,037
- Not if we stop you first.
- Well, of course not. That is obvious.

933
00:58:20,121 --> 00:58:23,832
If you were to stop us...
Wait a minute. You wish!

934
00:58:23,917 --> 00:58:28,545
- One for the road, Brother?
- What a delicious idea.

935
00:58:31,799 --> 00:58:34,176
No! You can't handle the power!

936
00:58:36,054 --> 00:58:37,262
Uh-oh.

937
00:58:40,475 --> 00:58:43,852
I feel the power!

938
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,198
All powerful!

939
00:58:57,617 --> 00:59:02,287
I have the strength
of a thousand small boys!

940
00:59:05,708 --> 00:59:08,794
You'll have to be excusing.
We have a world to dominate.

941
00:59:08,878 --> 00:59:11,880
- Ja, no time for the dilly-dally.
- This isn't over.

942
00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:18,011
Giant superpowered German kids.
Did not see that coming.

943
00:59:18,096 --> 00:59:23,058
- The truffle! It's finally mine!
- Ja, I don't think so.

944
00:59:23,142 --> 00:59:24,810
Hey!

945
00:59:24,894 --> 00:59:27,938
I'm your partner.
We planned this whole thing together.

946
00:59:28,022 --> 00:59:29,898
Oh, did we?

947
00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:32,234
The way I remember it, Brother,
it was you, me and a napkin.

948
00:59:32,318 --> 00:59:33,485
Legal documentation?

949
00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:35,445
Yes. I don't remember signing anything.
Do you, Brother?

950
00:59:35,530 --> 00:59:36,738
- No, no, no. I don't.
- It's not legal.

951
00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:39,116
- We did not sign anything.
- Oh, look at the face.

952
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:42,035
You have outlived your usefulness,
old woman.

953
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:46,123
But do not worry. We will leave a pet
for you to do the playing with.

954
00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:51,169
- What pet?
- You can't do this to me!

955
00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:54,548
Talk to the spider,
'cause the kid ain't listening.

956
00:59:54,632 --> 00:59:56,675
No! Wait! Come back!

957
00:59:56,759 --> 00:59:59,094
Spider? Did he say spider?

958
01:00:04,142 --> 01:00:06,560
Now would be a good time
to untie us, Verushka.

959
01:00:06,644 --> 01:00:09,062
I got my own problems, Abigail.

960
01:00:31,002 --> 01:00:33,378
Help! Let me out of here!

961
01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:35,881
Help!

962
01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:38,216
Red, get behind me.

963
01:00:45,308 --> 01:00:46,391
Huh?

964
01:00:50,813 --> 01:00:53,148
Is that... yodeling?

965
01:00:53,232 --> 01:00:54,858
It sure is.

966
01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:03,825
- It's yodel time!
- Kirk! Nice entrance.

967
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:07,287
Go, Yodelers!

968
01:01:08,289 --> 01:01:10,332
I will get Red and Granny.

969
01:01:10,416 --> 01:01:12,584
- You want a piece of me?

970
01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,378
- That's what I'm talking about!
- Hold still!

971
01:01:14,462 --> 01:01:16,171
I'll have you free in a moment!

972
01:01:17,215 --> 01:01:19,508
- Wow! You've gotten better.
- Why, thank you.

973
01:01:19,592 --> 01:01:22,219
- Come on. We've got work to do.
- Right behind you.

974
01:01:22,303 --> 01:01:24,137
Heidi rides a spider like a Valkyrie!

975
01:01:32,021 --> 01:01:35,941
What were you thinking?
Eight legs is so last year!

976
01:01:37,402 --> 01:01:40,237
- Hurry! Everyone, grab a leg!
- Good idea, honey!

977
01:01:40,321 --> 01:01:42,030
Go, go, Yodelers!

978
01:01:42,115 --> 01:01:43,198
Whoo!

979
01:01:43,950 --> 01:01:46,868
- Hold her!
- Someone get a really big shoe!

980
01:01:46,953 --> 01:01:48,453
It's working!

981
01:01:48,538 --> 01:01:50,539
That's it. I'm getting out of here.

982
01:01:59,048 --> 01:02:00,215
She's getting tired!

983
01:02:00,299 --> 01:02:02,592
Hurry, comrades!
We have a 10:00 late show!

984
01:02:02,677 --> 01:02:04,094
Just a little more.

985
01:02:04,804 --> 01:02:06,388
Gotcha!

986
01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:11,017
- Thanks, Kirk.
- Any time, Red.

987
01:02:11,102 --> 01:02:13,812
Nice work there, youngsters.
Love the outfits.

988
01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:15,897
Yodelers, to the Yodelmobile!

989
01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:20,068
Them's some jiggy yodelers.

990
01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:33,874
I've gotcha!

991
01:02:42,967 --> 01:02:45,469
I didn't deserve to be saved.

992
01:02:45,553 --> 01:02:48,096
Especially not by you.

993
01:02:48,181 --> 01:02:51,683
I want you to know
you were never number two to me.

994
01:02:57,231 --> 01:02:59,649
Those kids could level the whole city.

995
01:02:59,734 --> 01:03:04,279
With the power of the Super Truffle,
no one will be able to stop them.

996
01:03:04,363 --> 01:03:06,323
This is all my fault.

997
01:03:06,407 --> 01:03:09,075
If I'd been more like you,
they wouldn't have gotten away.

998
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,787
You don't need to be like anyone, Red.

999
01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:13,538
You're the real deal.

1000
01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:16,541
A true Sister of the Hood.

1001
01:03:18,169 --> 01:03:20,796
- You really think so?
- I know it.

1002
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:23,590
You already have all the power you need.

1003
01:03:29,555 --> 01:03:30,847
Go get 'em, honey.

1004
01:03:48,574 --> 01:03:50,325
Go, Red. Go!

1005
01:03:55,623 --> 01:03:57,040
Come on, come on!

1006
01:03:57,124 --> 01:03:58,208
Verushka?

1007
01:03:58,292 --> 01:04:01,169
You can always come back.

1008
01:04:01,254 --> 01:04:04,673
No. It's too late for me.

1009
01:04:06,342 --> 01:04:09,761
Once a Sister, always a Sister.

1010
01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:18,645
What did we miss?

1011
01:04:18,729 --> 01:04:20,522
I've gotta get me one of these.

1012
01:04:20,606 --> 01:04:21,606
Yes, it suits you.

1013
01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:23,692
Let's swing by the hat store
and pick out something pointy.

1014
01:04:43,462 --> 01:04:46,798
Ooh! Look at the tiny, little people
living their tiny lives.

1015
01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:48,884
They have done nothing
to deserve our hatred.

1016
01:04:48,968 --> 01:04:51,094
Makes our violence
that much more senseless.

1017
01:04:51,178 --> 01:04:53,430
I know! I love that about us!

1018
01:04:55,266 --> 01:04:57,267
- Holy cheese!
- Oh, look, Sister.

1019
01:04:57,351 --> 01:04:59,686
- I almost hit a school bus.
- Double points.

1020
01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:02,397
Uh-oh. Ooh!

1021
01:05:02,815 --> 01:05:04,566
I regret nothing!

1022
01:05:04,650 --> 01:05:06,610
You cannot do the beating of us.

1023
01:05:06,694 --> 01:05:08,862
We are truffle-powered!

1024
01:05:08,946 --> 01:05:11,781
Yeah, well,
I've got a few surprises of my own.

1025
01:05:16,370 --> 01:05:17,495
Aah!

1026
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:21,082
Is this the end of Hansel?

1027
01:05:21,626 --> 01:05:24,461
You are really starting to tick me off.

1028
01:05:24,545 --> 01:05:25,754
I'm not done yet.

1029
01:05:25,838 --> 01:05:28,757
I am indestructible!

1030
01:05:28,841 --> 01:05:30,258
Oh, schnitzel.

1031
01:05:34,805 --> 01:05:37,515
OK. Not my best landing.

1032
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:41,603
Yoo-hoo! Annoying little red person,
look in the sky.

1033
01:05:46,609 --> 01:05:48,276
You've got to be kidding me.

1034
01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:58,119
- That was really fun.
- Ja, real fun!

1035
01:05:58,204 --> 01:05:59,537
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?

1036
01:05:59,622 --> 01:06:01,331
What is tiny, red and smashed all over?

1037
01:06:01,415 --> 01:06:03,291
What is tiny, red
and smashed all over who?

1038
01:06:03,376 --> 01:06:06,336
- I'll tell you in five seconds.
- You won't get away with this.

1039
01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:08,505
Oh, really?
And just who's going to stop us?

1040
01:06:08,589 --> 01:06:10,382
Anyone see
an aircraft carrier around here?

1041
01:06:10,466 --> 01:06:13,176
- Wolf, distract them and I'll get Red.
- Hey there, tubby.

1042
01:06:13,260 --> 01:06:15,595
Those shorts make your ankles look fat.

1043
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:18,640
- They do not. I've very shapely ankles.
- Ja!

1044
01:06:18,724 --> 01:06:21,893
- Grab her!
- All aboard!

1045
01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:23,561
- Thanks!
- Hey, never leave your wingman.

1046
01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:25,647
- Come back here!

1047
01:06:25,731 --> 01:06:26,731
Sorry! My bad!

1048
01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:29,651
- We're clear. You can stop swerving.
- I'm trying.

1049
01:06:29,735 --> 01:06:31,820
This thing isn't easy to steer,
you know.

1050
01:06:37,118 --> 01:06:38,868
I'm sticking to motorcycles.

1051
01:06:38,953 --> 01:06:41,538
That was sweet! Let's do it again!

1052
01:06:41,622 --> 01:06:43,373
Maybe later. Come on!

1053
01:06:46,585 --> 01:06:49,004
- Uh-oh.
- Olly, olly, oxen free!

1054
01:06:49,797 --> 01:06:52,340
- One for the truffle.
- Two because we are so very evil.

1055
01:06:52,425 --> 01:06:54,050
Three because I also agree
we are evil.

1056
01:06:54,135 --> 01:06:56,636
- Four to go!
- To go!

1057
01:07:16,282 --> 01:07:19,576
Oh, man.
I thought we were goners for sure.

1058
01:07:21,996 --> 01:07:24,998
Wolf, calm down.
We're gonna be OK.

1059
01:07:25,082 --> 01:07:27,250
We just need to walk towards each other.

1060
01:07:27,334 --> 01:07:31,129
But we've gotta time it very carefully.

1061
01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:36,468
- Wolf, throw me your beard!
- This is no time for a disguise!

1062
01:07:36,552 --> 01:07:38,053
Just do it. Now.

1063
01:07:46,479 --> 01:07:51,357
Wolf, have I ever told you
how much I love your disguises?

1064
01:07:51,650 --> 01:07:53,860
Ha. Sorry, my bad.

1065
01:07:53,944 --> 01:07:57,280
Listen, I wanna take a moment
to apologize

1066
01:07:57,364 --> 01:07:59,574
for not being there
when you needed me.

1067
01:07:59,658 --> 01:08:02,077
No, no, no! It's OK, Wolf! It's OK!

1068
01:08:02,161 --> 01:08:03,745
No, no, no. Let me do this.

1069
01:08:03,829 --> 01:08:08,041
Granny, thanks to my sloppy work,
you got kidnapped. I'm sorry.

1070
01:08:09,668 --> 01:08:12,337
OK. I forgive you.

1071
01:08:13,631 --> 01:08:16,299
Twitchy, I've been
using your toothpaste.

1072
01:08:16,383 --> 01:08:19,511
I haven't bought a tube of toothpaste
in probably four years.

1073
01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:21,262
Toothpaste?
After all we've been through?

1074
01:08:21,347 --> 01:08:24,015
You have to tell her how you feel
right now! She needs to hear it!

1075
01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:25,642
Not now, Twitchy!

1076
01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:30,730
Hang on. Red, I walked away

1077
01:08:30,815 --> 01:08:34,234
because I thought you didn't want
me around. I'm sorry.

1078
01:08:34,318 --> 01:08:37,904
Wolf, I never could have done
any of this without you.

1079
01:08:37,988 --> 01:08:39,989
I should have listened to you more, Red,

1080
01:08:40,074 --> 01:08:43,076
- instead of doing things my way.
- I kind of like your way.

1081
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:46,746
Sometimes, the right disguise
can get you out of a tough jam.

1082
01:08:46,831 --> 01:08:49,124
So can the right partner.

1083
01:08:54,046 --> 01:08:56,464
Now, that's a good recipe.

1084
01:08:56,549 --> 01:08:59,509
- Gum?
- Why not?

1085
01:09:09,937 --> 01:09:13,231
- I thought you said we'd be OK!
- I exaggerated!

1086
01:09:19,655 --> 01:09:22,198
My life just flashed before my eyes.

1087
01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:24,826
It's weird, flashback
really does add ten pounds.

1088
01:09:25,744 --> 01:09:26,911
What stopped us?

1089
01:09:27,663 --> 01:09:29,122
Verushka.

1090
01:09:29,206 --> 01:09:32,876
Turns out Bitsy here
wasn't so bad after all.

1091
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:35,879
- Just needed a friend.

1092
01:09:35,963 --> 01:09:38,423
Once a Sister, always a Sister.

1093
01:09:40,134 --> 01:09:42,594
- Those kids are destroying the city.

1094
01:09:42,678 --> 01:09:45,346
We have to stop them before
they eat any more of those truffles.

1095
01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:48,725
Wait a minute. More truffles.

1096
01:09:48,809 --> 01:09:50,351
That's a great idea.

1097
01:10:27,014 --> 01:10:31,226
I'm alive? I'm alive! Yee-haw!

1098
01:10:44,490 --> 01:10:46,824
I have really taken
to this giant monster thing.

1099
01:10:46,909 --> 01:10:51,329
Ja, we are naturals. Do you think
they compete in giant monstering?

1100
01:10:52,164 --> 01:10:53,831
Stop right there.

1101
01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:56,918
Drop those truffles and surrender.

1102
01:11:00,172 --> 01:11:02,465
Oh, my tummy! Oh, my tummy!

1103
01:11:02,549 --> 01:11:05,051
You cannot dominate us.

1104
01:11:05,135 --> 01:11:08,721
A sweet confection
has made us unstoppable!

1105
01:11:08,806 --> 01:11:11,099
- Run for your lives!
- Hold your ground.

1106
01:11:11,183 --> 01:11:12,809
We can't let them get by us.

1107
01:11:12,893 --> 01:11:15,603
Next stop, smashy town.

1108
01:11:17,731 --> 01:11:19,065
Stop right there.

1109
01:11:21,443 --> 01:11:24,237
- Red!
- Get back, Nick. We'll handle this.

1110
01:11:24,321 --> 01:11:26,614
- We?
- Ja, Hansel.

1111
01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:29,158
I only see one little girl.

1112
01:11:29,243 --> 01:11:31,286
All alone.

1113
01:11:31,370 --> 01:11:33,037
She's never alone.

1114
01:11:37,167 --> 01:11:40,086
- Thank goodness!
- Last chance, kids.

1115
01:11:40,170 --> 01:11:41,838
Drop the truffles and surrender.

1116
01:11:41,922 --> 01:11:45,133
Surrender? We don't do the surrender.

1117
01:11:45,217 --> 01:11:48,261
We are unstoppable!

1118
01:11:51,765 --> 01:11:53,641
- Bring it.

1119
01:11:58,522 --> 01:12:02,400
- We're kicking it old-school!
- Alley-oop, Abigail!

1120
01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:04,902
Yippie-yi-ki-yay!

1121
01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:07,905
- Hey! Stop that!
- You are making us angry!

1122
01:12:07,990 --> 01:12:09,991
Hey, tubby! Over here!

1123
01:12:10,075 --> 01:12:12,535
OK, Twitchy, let them have it.

1124
01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:19,000
- Stop with the shoving!
- Alley-oop!

1125
01:12:19,084 --> 01:12:22,211
- Red, coming at you!
- I got it, Granny!

1126
01:12:22,296 --> 01:12:26,382
- Go, Red! Go!
- You cannot be defeating us!

1127
01:12:26,467 --> 01:12:29,677
Go ahead, run away like a little girl!

1128
01:12:30,512 --> 01:12:31,804
What did you call me?

1129
01:12:31,889 --> 01:12:33,765
No, Red! Keep going!

1130
01:12:33,849 --> 01:12:37,143
- Hm.
- Ja, you just keep the running away.

1131
01:12:37,227 --> 01:12:40,188
Like a scared little girl.

1132
01:12:49,239 --> 01:12:50,573
- Red?

1133
01:12:50,657 --> 01:12:52,116
Are you OK, honey?

1134
01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:55,578
Granny... I'm sorry.

1135
01:12:56,205 --> 01:12:59,791
We did the tricking of you,
you silly little girl.

1136
01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:03,127
That's just really great!
Now they can get away.

1137
01:13:03,212 --> 01:13:06,381
Or worse, they could figure out
that if they eat more truffles,

1138
01:13:06,465 --> 01:13:08,883
they would become
completely unstoppable.

1139
01:13:08,967 --> 01:13:10,968
- Really?
- Wolf!

1140
01:13:11,053 --> 01:13:12,762
Did I say that out loud?

1141
01:13:19,895 --> 01:13:22,397
What have you done?
We'll never stop them now.

1142
01:13:22,481 --> 01:13:24,232
- Don't worry, Nicky.
- All part of the plan.

1143
01:13:24,316 --> 01:13:27,568
- Plan? What plan?
- Relax, we got this covered.

1144
01:13:27,653 --> 01:13:29,112
Watch and learn.

1145
01:13:37,329 --> 01:13:41,666
We are all powerful!

1146
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:43,209
Wait for it.

1147
01:13:46,964 --> 01:13:48,965
Brother, what is happening?

1148
01:13:49,049 --> 01:13:51,092
See, kids, you shouldn't overdo sweets.

1149
01:13:51,176 --> 01:13:55,346
Those Super Truffles are also super high
in fat and calories.

1150
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:00,351
I'm stuck.

1151
01:14:02,146 --> 01:14:03,813
Oh, schnitzel.

1152
01:14:03,897 --> 01:14:06,441
- My word.
- See, Nicky, one truffle

1153
01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:10,153
makes you super, but a whole batch,
and you're as helpless as a beach ball.

1154
01:14:10,237 --> 01:14:13,072
Those two won't
give us any more trouble.

1155
01:14:13,157 --> 01:14:15,908
Does this street make my butt look fat?

1156
01:14:15,993 --> 01:14:19,370
You know, a lesser wolf would say
they finally got their just desserts.

1157
01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:21,789
- But not you.
- No, not me.

1158
01:14:21,874 --> 01:14:25,501
You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to a treadmill.

1159
01:14:25,586 --> 01:14:28,796
If you do not have a treadmill,
one will be provided for you.

1160
01:14:28,881 --> 01:14:32,967
- You have the right to broccoli.
- Not broccoli!

1161
01:14:33,051 --> 01:14:35,052
Nice work, agents.

1162
01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:37,430
With a little rehabilitation
and a lot of exercise,

1163
01:14:37,514 --> 01:14:40,308
we may still be able to show those kids
the way home.

1164
01:14:41,977 --> 01:14:45,980
Granny, I'll need you to get me in touch
with the Sisters of the Hood.

1165
01:14:46,064 --> 01:14:48,649
We've got agents to round up
and an agency to rebuild.

1166
01:14:48,734 --> 01:14:52,320
- I think we could use their help.
- The Sisters are always ready.

1167
01:14:52,404 --> 01:14:53,738
Aren't we, Verushka?

1168
01:14:53,822 --> 01:14:58,075
Especially with everything back
where it should be.

1169
01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:00,828
Calling all agents. A 714 in progress.

1170
01:15:00,913 --> 01:15:03,998
Reports of 10,000 mice
chasing a suspect.

1171
01:15:04,082 --> 01:15:05,666
See the man with the flute.

1172
01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:07,460
What the heck? It's on the way.

1173
01:15:07,544 --> 01:15:09,295
- Ooh! I'm driving!
- Says who?

1174
01:15:11,215 --> 01:15:14,175
- Go get 'em, agents.
- That's my girl.

1175
01:15:14,885 --> 01:15:17,470
Hey, on the way, we should stop
for some disguises.

1176
01:15:17,554 --> 01:15:20,806
Yeah, I know just the place.
So you sticking around a while

1177
01:15:20,891 --> 01:15:22,099
or going back to finish your training?

1178
01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:25,311
- Nah, I'm good here.
- Another happy ending.

1179
01:15:25,395 --> 01:15:28,814
- Let's roll, partner.
- Anything you say, partner.

1180
01:17:22,220 --> 01:17:23,888
You know, Twitchy, I...

1181
01:17:23,972 --> 01:17:25,973
Could you turn the music down
for a second?

1182
01:17:26,058 --> 01:17:27,516
Uh... No.

1183
01:21:02,065 --> 01:21:04,024
- Ja, Hansel.
- Ja, Gretel.

1184
01:21:04,109 --> 01:21:08,779
We're evil, we're...
something else that rhymes with evil.

1185
01:23:30,630 --> 01:23:33,382
That was sweet! Let's do it again!

1186
01:23:33,466 --> 01:23:34,842
Maybe later.

1187
01:26:08,997 --> 01:26:11,582
Hey, girls.
Let's call it a night.