1 00:00:03,383 --> 00:00:05,010 Granny! 2 00:00:07,821 --> 00:00:10,051 It's me, Red! 3 00:00:12,893 --> 00:00:14,258 Is everything OK? 4 00:00:14,327 --> 00:00:17,592 Oh, yeah, sure thing. Oome on in. 5 00:00:17,664 --> 00:00:19,222 What? 6 00:00:19,299 --> 00:00:22,393 - Who are you? - I'm your grandma. 7 00:00:22,469 --> 00:00:24,994 Your face looks really weird, Granny. 8 00:00:25,071 --> 00:00:26,971 I've been sick. L... 9 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:28,974 Your mouth doesn't move when you talk. 10 00:00:29,042 --> 00:00:31,977 Plastic surgery. Grandma's had a little work done. 11 00:00:32,045 --> 00:00:35,344 Now, come on over here. Let's have a look at you. 12 00:00:35,415 --> 00:00:38,748 So, what's going on, Grandma? 13 00:00:38,818 --> 00:00:40,786 This and that, doing a lot of quilting. 14 00:00:40,854 --> 00:00:43,049 So you got the loot? 15 00:00:43,123 --> 00:00:46,752 Whoa. What big hands you have. 16 00:00:46,826 --> 00:00:50,262 Oh, all the better to scratch my back with. 17 00:00:50,330 --> 00:00:53,891 - And what big ears you have! - All the better to hear your... 18 00:00:53,967 --> 00:00:56,162 many criticisms! 19 00:00:56,236 --> 00:00:58,500 Old people just have big ears, dear. 20 00:00:58,572 --> 00:01:01,166 And Granny, what big eyes you have! 21 00:01:01,241 --> 00:01:04,540 Are we just gonna sit around here and talk about how big I'm getting? 22 00:01:04,611 --> 00:01:09,275 You came here for a reason. So tell old Granny what you got in the basket. 23 00:01:09,349 --> 00:01:12,182 Ah, Granny! What bad breath you have! 24 00:01:12,252 --> 00:01:13,719 - All right! - Ah! 25 00:01:13,787 --> 00:01:16,881 You again? What do I have to do, get a restraining order? 26 00:01:16,957 --> 00:01:19,289 Settle down, little girl. I'm on to you. 27 00:01:19,359 --> 00:01:21,452 - Hai-ya! - Save it, Red Fu. 28 00:01:21,528 --> 00:01:24,793 You been dodging me all day, but now you might as well give up. 29 00:01:24,864 --> 00:01:27,128 Ahh! 30 00:01:27,701 --> 00:01:28,827 Ha! 31 00:01:28,902 --> 00:01:32,303 You crazy wolf! What have you done with Granny? 32 00:01:32,372 --> 00:01:34,966 I'm taking Granny down, and you're next! 33 00:01:35,942 --> 00:01:37,739 - Granny! - It's you! But you... 34 00:01:58,999 --> 00:02:01,297 Ohief Grizzly, are the suspects 35 00:02:01,368 --> 00:02:03,802 - connected with the Goody Bandit? - Yeah, uh... 36 00:02:03,870 --> 00:02:06,703 No. Don't print that, Maxine. We don't know anything yet. 37 00:02:06,773 --> 00:02:09,037 Is the house made of gingerbread? 38 00:02:09,109 --> 00:02:11,270 - Don't think so. - Do bears eat gingerbread? 39 00:02:11,344 --> 00:02:15,041 That's enough with the questions. Jerry, come on! Get these people back! 40 00:02:15,115 --> 00:02:17,549 All right, back it up! Let the chief do his job! 41 00:02:17,617 --> 00:02:20,677 Oome on, you, with the feathers, back behind the snake. 42 00:02:20,754 --> 00:02:22,722 I just want to go home and hibernate. 43 00:02:22,789 --> 00:02:23,983 - Bill! - Ohief! 44 00:02:24,057 --> 00:02:26,958 - All right, what do we got? - It's a domestic disturbance. 45 00:02:27,027 --> 00:02:30,690 Breaking and entering, wielding an ax without a license, intent to eat. 46 00:02:30,764 --> 00:02:33,426 I get it. Any connection with the recipe robberies? 47 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:37,231 You mean the Goody Bandit? Oould be. The house belongs to Granny Puckett. 48 00:02:37,303 --> 00:02:39,863 - The cookbook lady? - Yeah, that's the one. 49 00:02:39,939 --> 00:02:41,634 Hmm. 50 00:02:43,510 --> 00:02:47,742 OK, Paul Bunyan was swinging the ax, and Wolfie was trying to eat Lil' Bit. 51 00:02:47,814 --> 00:02:51,306 - All right, get a muzzle on that guy. - I can explain everything. 52 00:02:51,384 --> 00:02:53,045 You can explain it to the judge. 53 00:02:53,119 --> 00:02:55,849 - Shouldn't you be in school? - Shouldn't I have a lawyer? 54 00:02:55,922 --> 00:02:57,321 Uh... What are you doing? 55 00:02:57,390 --> 00:02:59,551 - Hey. We was just... - I was just smelling it. 56 00:02:59,626 --> 00:03:02,527 - Don't eat that. That's evidence. - Right. 57 00:03:03,697 --> 00:03:06,461 All right, so this looks pretty open-and-shut. 58 00:03:06,533 --> 00:03:10,492 Little Miss Rosy Oakes making covert deliveries to the goody tycoon, 59 00:03:10,570 --> 00:03:12,299 Wolfie tries to eat 'em both, 60 00:03:12,372 --> 00:03:16,706 then Orazy Flannel Pants with the ax here busts in swinging vigilante-style. 61 00:03:16,776 --> 00:03:18,403 Take 'em downtown, boys. 62 00:03:18,478 --> 00:03:20,878 It's the woods, chief. We don't have a downtown. 63 00:03:20,947 --> 00:03:22,847 You know what I mean. Just book 'em! 64 00:03:22,916 --> 00:03:25,851 Not so fast, Grizzly. 65 00:03:27,454 --> 00:03:32,153 That's the problem with you bears, always growling up the wrong tree. 66 00:03:32,225 --> 00:03:34,284 - Hey, Nicky! - You on the case, Nick? 67 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:36,726 No, just stopping by to have a sarsaparilla. 68 00:03:36,796 --> 00:03:39,162 Say, Tommy, you lose some weight? 69 00:03:39,232 --> 00:03:40,597 - Uh, no. - Didn't think so. 70 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:44,364 Nicky Flippers. What are you doing here? This is my case. 71 00:03:44,437 --> 00:03:48,339 Well, someone hibernated on the wrong side of the cave. 72 00:03:48,408 --> 00:03:50,774 I saw the lights, thought the circus was in town. 73 00:03:50,844 --> 00:03:52,402 Now, of course, I see I was right. 74 00:03:52,479 --> 00:03:55,209 You're too late, Nicky. I got this case all wrapped up. 75 00:03:55,281 --> 00:03:57,181 - Is that right? - Yeah. 76 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:59,684 They got us all wrong, Mr. Flippers. 77 00:03:59,753 --> 00:04:02,483 Oh, I don't know, you look pretty dangerous to me. 78 00:04:02,555 --> 00:04:04,113 - What's your name? - Red. 79 00:04:04,190 --> 00:04:07,421 - And why do they call you that? - Why do they call you "Flippers"? 80 00:04:08,962 --> 00:04:09,962 Go Flippers. 81 00:04:10,029 --> 00:04:12,589 - Jump! Get on! - Go Flippers. 82 00:04:12,665 --> 00:04:14,530 Go Flippers Go Flippers. 83 00:04:14,601 --> 00:04:17,593 Uh, no reason. 84 00:04:17,670 --> 00:04:20,264 They call me Red because of this red hood I wear. 85 00:04:20,340 --> 00:04:23,901 - What about when you're not wearing it? - I usually wear it. 86 00:04:23,977 --> 00:04:26,377 Recipes have come up missing all over the forest. 87 00:04:26,446 --> 00:04:29,142 Goody shops have been going out of business for months, 88 00:04:29,215 --> 00:04:31,615 and the trail ends here. I got a case to close. 89 00:04:31,684 --> 00:04:36,212 Slow down, chief. We've got four suspects, and that means four stories, 90 00:04:36,289 --> 00:04:39,747 and if you get people talking long enough, someone will spill the beans. 91 00:04:39,826 --> 00:04:42,454 - Beans? - Oould I just make a quick phone call? 92 00:04:42,529 --> 00:04:43,928 Aaah! 93 00:04:43,997 --> 00:04:46,795 I'll tell you what happened. 94 00:04:48,034 --> 00:04:51,492 What's with the handcuffs on a girl? Her wrists could slip right out. 95 00:04:51,571 --> 00:04:54,096 - How about a cage? - Bring in the cage! 96 00:04:54,174 --> 00:04:57,735 - I was being sarcastic. - Sarcasm. Strike the cage. 97 00:04:58,678 --> 00:05:01,112 All right, get the cuffs off her. 98 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:07,451 So, Red, why don't you explain how this all began? 99 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,182 Well, like any other day. 100 00:05:10,256 --> 00:05:12,747 I was making deliveries for my Granny's goody shop. 101 00:05:35,982 --> 00:05:38,507 - Hey, Red. - ♪ She could never be rude 102 00:06:12,886 --> 00:06:14,877 Ahh! 103 00:06:20,426 --> 00:06:21,791 Hey, Red! 104 00:06:21,861 --> 00:06:24,694 Oh! Nice outfit. Always red with you. 105 00:06:24,764 --> 00:06:26,664 - You must be in autumn. - Hey, Boingo. 106 00:06:26,733 --> 00:06:29,201 Aren't you helping the Muffin Man today? 107 00:06:29,269 --> 00:06:32,670 Oh, he closed up shop. Someone took all his recipes last night, 108 00:06:32,739 --> 00:06:35,173 and now I'm out of a job. 109 00:06:35,241 --> 00:06:38,699 Gee, Boingo, I'm really sorry. Are you still running the cable car? 110 00:06:38,778 --> 00:06:40,439 Yeah, yeah, I am. 111 00:06:40,513 --> 00:06:42,743 But it's nothing like making goodies all day. 112 00:06:42,815 --> 00:06:45,010 Would a carrot crumpet make you feel better? 113 00:06:45,084 --> 00:06:48,781 Oh, boy, oh, boy! Thanks, Red. I can always count on you to deliver, 114 00:06:48,855 --> 00:06:51,085 you little rascally devil. 115 00:06:51,157 --> 00:06:53,955 Yeah, well, the woods don't go around by themselves. 116 00:07:01,868 --> 00:07:04,359 Shut it down. 117 00:07:15,682 --> 00:07:18,845 - Oome on, let's go. - Where are we going now, Mama? 118 00:07:18,918 --> 00:07:20,909 With the Goody Bandit on the loose, 119 00:07:20,987 --> 00:07:23,820 recipes were becoming an endangered species. 120 00:07:23,890 --> 00:07:25,551 I decided to call Granny. 121 00:07:25,625 --> 00:07:28,423 If anyone would know what to do, she would. 122 00:07:28,494 --> 00:07:31,520 I don't know what to do. I'm just a tired old lady. 123 00:07:31,597 --> 00:07:34,862 Your recipes are the most famous in the whole forest, Granny. 124 00:07:34,934 --> 00:07:37,664 What if they get swiped? It could wipe you out. 125 00:07:37,737 --> 00:07:40,763 Maybe I should bring you the recipe book, for safekeeping. 126 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,707 A trip up the mountain is too dangerous for a little girl. 127 00:07:43,776 --> 00:07:45,607 I'm not so little anymore. 128 00:07:45,678 --> 00:07:49,739 Please, dear, you just keep the recipes there, and everything will be fine. 129 00:07:49,816 --> 00:07:52,341 - But... - I have to go now. My program's on. 130 00:07:52,418 --> 00:07:54,511 Kisses. 131 00:07:58,558 --> 00:08:00,822 What you reading, Red? 132 00:08:00,893 --> 00:08:04,294 "Far Away Places"? 133 00:08:04,364 --> 00:08:08,892 - Are you going somewhere far away? - No. The world is too dangerous. 134 00:08:09,936 --> 00:08:12,734 Oan't see! Danger! Turn into the skid! 135 00:08:14,907 --> 00:08:17,205 I'm OK. I'll walk it off. 136 00:08:17,276 --> 00:08:21,144 You can't go away. Who's gonna ride the Goody Bike? 137 00:08:21,214 --> 00:08:25,241 If I had wings like you, I'd fly all the way past that mountain, 138 00:08:25,318 --> 00:08:28,253 and the next one and the next one... 139 00:08:28,321 --> 00:08:31,757 But I can't. I'm just a kid. 140 00:08:31,824 --> 00:08:33,519 I'm just a woodpecker. 141 00:08:33,593 --> 00:08:36,994 Uh-oh. 142 00:08:51,644 --> 00:08:54,169 "You're next"? 143 00:08:54,247 --> 00:08:58,240 What... what does it mean, "you're next"? 144 00:09:01,854 --> 00:09:03,253 Ruined. 145 00:09:03,322 --> 00:09:06,883 It means someone wants our recipes. 146 00:09:19,238 --> 00:09:22,969 Are they gonna get your recipes? 147 00:09:23,042 --> 00:09:24,339 Not today. 148 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:30,906 So you deliberately took your Granny's recipes 149 00:09:30,983 --> 00:09:34,214 from the family vault, without permission. 150 00:09:34,287 --> 00:09:36,346 - Help yourself. - And then, 151 00:09:36,422 --> 00:09:39,914 you set out on a dangerous journey up the mountain... 152 00:09:39,992 --> 00:09:42,984 - ... alone? - Yeah. I guess I did. 153 00:09:55,007 --> 00:09:57,999 I guess running the cable car's not so bad, you know. 154 00:09:58,077 --> 00:10:01,672 It's a great way to see the forest without worrying about all those big, 155 00:10:01,747 --> 00:10:04,147 mean, hairy beasts out there. 156 00:10:04,650 --> 00:10:07,517 - Beasts? - Oh, yeah, you know, beasts. 157 00:10:07,587 --> 00:10:10,112 The wolves and the bobcats and the mountain lions 158 00:10:10,189 --> 00:10:12,623 and the saber-tooth tigers! But mostly wolves. 159 00:10:12,692 --> 00:10:14,922 Mostly wolves. 160 00:10:14,994 --> 00:10:18,725 The forest can be a dangerous place for a little guy like me, with my cute... 161 00:10:18,798 --> 00:10:21,392 Look at me, I'm fuzzy... You deliver up this far? 162 00:10:21,467 --> 00:10:23,094 Well, not usually. 163 00:10:23,169 --> 00:10:26,195 But I was thinking about what you told me earlier. 164 00:10:26,272 --> 00:10:28,069 About the Muffin Man? 165 00:10:28,141 --> 00:10:31,440 I need to protect Granny's recipes from that Bandit's evil plan. 166 00:10:31,511 --> 00:10:34,947 They're gonna shut down everyone in the forest if we're not careful. 167 00:10:35,014 --> 00:10:36,914 Aaah! Aah! Aah! 168 00:10:36,983 --> 00:10:39,952 - No! - Aaah! 169 00:10:42,688 --> 00:10:44,155 Ohh! 170 00:10:44,223 --> 00:10:47,488 Aah! Whoa! Ohh! 171 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,221 Aaah! 172 00:11:07,313 --> 00:11:08,905 'Afternoon. 173 00:11:09,649 --> 00:11:11,139 Hello. 174 00:11:11,217 --> 00:11:13,651 So you're the little girl in the red hood. 175 00:11:13,719 --> 00:11:16,153 That was quite a bit of falling you did just now. 176 00:11:16,222 --> 00:11:18,520 - You saw that. - Yeah, gravity's working. 177 00:11:18,591 --> 00:11:22,186 Those old cable cars on the... You should write a letter. 178 00:11:22,261 --> 00:11:26,391 Wow! Something smells good. Those, uh... goodies in there? 179 00:11:26,465 --> 00:11:28,558 I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. 180 00:11:28,634 --> 00:11:31,068 No, you shouldn't. Good call. 181 00:11:31,137 --> 00:11:33,298 What are you doing in the big, bad forest? 182 00:11:33,372 --> 00:11:36,341 You taking the goodies to someone in particular? 183 00:11:36,409 --> 00:11:38,570 - Um... my granny. - Granny? 184 00:11:38,644 --> 00:11:40,339 Granny Puckett? The goody lady? 185 00:11:40,413 --> 00:11:43,576 My goodness, she makes some good... goodies. 186 00:11:43,649 --> 00:11:47,312 She's got a thing, it's like a... It's like a... cookies. 187 00:11:47,386 --> 00:11:50,617 Shortbread, chocolate icing between, very... 188 00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:54,125 It's good. Ah, it's very good. 189 00:11:54,193 --> 00:11:56,525 You make deliveries to your granny often? 190 00:11:56,596 --> 00:11:59,360 I don't think I should tell you that. 191 00:11:59,432 --> 00:12:01,423 Oh, you don't have anything else in that? 192 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,525 You ask a lot of questions, mister. 193 00:12:03,603 --> 00:12:06,868 Well, I'm a curious guy. Let me have a look. 194 00:12:06,939 --> 00:12:08,270 I'd rather you didn't. 195 00:12:10,776 --> 00:12:13,904 Red! Red Riding Hood! 196 00:12:19,385 --> 00:12:20,852 Hand over the basket. 197 00:12:21,287 --> 00:12:22,584 Aaah! 198 00:12:29,395 --> 00:12:30,953 Red! 199 00:12:36,202 --> 00:12:39,035 You can't hold onto those recipes forever! 200 00:12:39,105 --> 00:12:42,905 I'll get you, and your little Granny too! 201 00:12:46,178 --> 00:12:47,770 Well, that settles it. 202 00:12:47,847 --> 00:12:49,439 - We got our Bandit. - Oould be. 203 00:12:49,515 --> 00:12:51,983 I'd like to count my chickens after they hatch. 204 00:12:52,051 --> 00:12:53,279 Ohickens? 205 00:12:53,352 --> 00:12:57,413 You've gotta admit, a wolf stopping kids in the middle of the forest... 206 00:12:57,490 --> 00:13:00,220 - That's pretty creepy. - Right. Yes, yes. 207 00:13:00,293 --> 00:13:02,784 But we don't arrest people for being creepy. 208 00:13:03,696 --> 00:13:06,130 Yeah, Bruce. You know that guy we got in the tank? 209 00:13:06,198 --> 00:13:08,393 - The creepy one? - Yeah. Better let him go. 210 00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:10,136 So you went on to Granny's? 211 00:13:10,336 --> 00:13:14,272 I found an old trail up the north side of the mountain. 212 00:13:20,846 --> 00:13:22,677 Hello! 213 00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:36,091 Hello. 214 00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:43,760 I'm looking for Granny Puckett's house. 215 00:13:46,839 --> 00:13:50,605 - Oould you stop singing for one moment? - ♪ No, I can't, I wish I could 216 00:13:59,852 --> 00:14:01,877 - Everything? - That's right. 217 00:14:01,954 --> 00:14:03,819 You just talked! Just now! 218 00:14:03,889 --> 00:14:05,288 Did I? 219 00:14:13,032 --> 00:14:16,024 - Granny? - What's that? Who's there? 220 00:14:16,102 --> 00:14:18,263 It's Red. I'm on my way to come see... 221 00:14:18,337 --> 00:14:21,135 Oh, my dearie, I'm not prepared. 222 00:14:21,207 --> 00:14:24,540 I need to put down fresh doilies! Aah! 223 00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:27,773 - Granny! Granny, what's wrong? - Gotta go, munchkin. 224 00:14:27,847 --> 00:14:29,872 Bonsai! 225 00:14:29,949 --> 00:14:30,973 Oh, no. 226 00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:33,678 Mr. Goat, my granny's in trouble. 227 00:14:33,753 --> 00:14:36,586 I've gotta find a way around the mountain, fast. 228 00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:42,253 Oh, good. More singing. 229 00:14:45,698 --> 00:14:46,824 Yeah. I know. 230 00:14:58,344 --> 00:14:59,344 That's great... 231 00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:14,751 These tunnels, I need one that leads to Puckett Grove. 232 00:15:19,498 --> 00:15:21,329 Ohh. 233 00:15:43,155 --> 00:15:45,953 - Oan you help me find...? - ♪ To be prepared, to be prepared 234 00:16:00,539 --> 00:16:02,734 - Aaah! - Yipee! 235 00:16:02,808 --> 00:16:08,178 Keep your hands and feet inside of the vehicle at all times! 236 00:16:29,368 --> 00:16:31,859 Whoo-wee! 237 00:17:00,266 --> 00:17:02,894 Aaah! Aaah! 238 00:17:02,968 --> 00:17:05,198 Aaah! 239 00:17:12,945 --> 00:17:15,311 Red! 240 00:17:17,149 --> 00:17:18,173 Granny? 241 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:21,014 Use the hood, Red! 242 00:17:21,086 --> 00:17:24,351 Use the hood! 243 00:17:36,468 --> 00:17:37,765 What? 244 00:17:54,153 --> 00:17:58,146 Granny! It's me, Red. ls everything OK? 245 00:17:58,223 --> 00:17:59,315 Oh, yeah, sure thing. 246 00:17:59,391 --> 00:18:02,827 So this wolf, he was dressed as your grandmother? 247 00:18:02,895 --> 00:18:05,261 - Yes. - I'm your grandma. 248 00:18:05,331 --> 00:18:07,959 - And you bought that? - No, not really. 249 00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:10,331 Whoa. What big hands you have. 250 00:18:10,402 --> 00:18:12,267 And what big ears you have. 251 00:18:12,338 --> 00:18:14,966 What bad breath you have! What big eyes you have. 252 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:18,407 Are we just gonna sit around here and talk about how big I'm getting? 253 00:18:18,477 --> 00:18:20,308 Then the fellow with the ax burst in? 254 00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:23,007 - Aaah! - Whoa! Whoa! 255 00:18:23,082 --> 00:18:25,346 No, no, not yet. 256 00:18:26,752 --> 00:18:28,811 First I was attacked by that crazy wolf! 257 00:18:28,887 --> 00:18:31,048 Hai-ya! You crazy wolf! 258 00:18:31,123 --> 00:18:33,023 My granny jumped out of a closet. 259 00:18:33,092 --> 00:18:35,356 - Aaah! - But she was tied up... 260 00:18:35,427 --> 00:18:37,588 And then the axman cometh? 261 00:18:37,663 --> 00:18:38,755 You got it. 262 00:18:39,798 --> 00:18:41,595 Only he was screaming. 263 00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:42,759 Arghh? 264 00:18:42,835 --> 00:18:44,200 Like a maniac. 265 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,699 - Wow. - Hmm. 266 00:18:49,775 --> 00:18:52,335 - So that was it? - That wolf was gonna eat us all. 267 00:18:52,411 --> 00:18:55,073 The guy's pawprints are all over the room. Book him! 268 00:18:55,147 --> 00:18:59,846 Hold the phone, fuzzy-wuzzy. Let's hear it from the wolf's mouth. 269 00:19:09,395 --> 00:19:10,794 - Don't I get a drink? - No! 270 00:19:10,863 --> 00:19:13,832 So, Mr. Wolf, may I call you "Wolf"? 271 00:19:13,899 --> 00:19:16,891 You can call me Sheila. I like long walks and fresh flowers. 272 00:19:16,969 --> 00:19:18,402 Quit playing around, Wolf! 273 00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:21,837 You're looking at three-to-five in an old shoe with no windows! 274 00:19:21,907 --> 00:19:23,636 So start singing! 275 00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:27,236 - Your face looks familiar. - I get around the forest. 276 00:19:27,312 --> 00:19:29,041 What do you for a living, Mr. Wolf? 277 00:19:29,114 --> 00:19:31,582 I'm a shepherd. Hey! 278 00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:34,210 You might as well confess. I told them everything! 279 00:19:34,286 --> 00:19:36,516 Oould you keep her away from me, please? 280 00:19:36,588 --> 00:19:38,317 I remember you. 281 00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:40,517 Three years ago on the Stiltskin case. 282 00:19:40,592 --> 00:19:43,254 You were snooping around for a lead on his real name. 283 00:19:43,328 --> 00:19:44,522 I was close too. 284 00:19:44,596 --> 00:19:47,429 I was gonna go with "Greg." Greg Stiltskin. 285 00:19:47,499 --> 00:19:50,400 Wait a minute, Flippers! You saying this guy's a cop? 286 00:19:50,469 --> 00:19:52,801 Worse. He's a reporter. 287 00:19:52,871 --> 00:19:56,204 - A what? - And I've got the real story. 288 00:20:06,085 --> 00:20:08,110 I'm an investigativejournalist. 289 00:20:08,187 --> 00:20:11,850 You've probably read my column Facts and Fairy Tales. 290 00:20:15,227 --> 00:20:17,422 I spent the last six months undercover 291 00:20:17,496 --> 00:20:20,329 investigating the so-called "Goody Bandit." 292 00:20:20,399 --> 00:20:23,197 As more recipes go missing, the trail has gotten hotter. 293 00:20:23,268 --> 00:20:25,702 Huh? 294 00:20:25,771 --> 00:20:28,638 And I'm talking hot coffee, hot coffee, 295 00:20:28,707 --> 00:20:30,607 all over my neck. Very, very painful. 296 00:20:30,676 --> 00:20:34,134 People think a health board examiner doesn't lead a dangerous life, 297 00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:37,046 but I will tell you, my furry friend, food is dangerous. 298 00:20:37,116 --> 00:20:39,584 That's why Kenny told me to come and take a look. 299 00:20:39,651 --> 00:20:42,119 - Who? - Your boss, Kenny. 300 00:20:42,187 --> 00:20:44,382 - You mean Earl? - That's what Earl said. 301 00:20:44,456 --> 00:20:48,222 He said, uh, "Kenny, come down here," and so, here I am. 302 00:20:48,293 --> 00:20:50,989 I'm surprised your dessert counter hasn't been hit, 303 00:20:51,063 --> 00:20:52,894 with all the thievery going around. 304 00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:57,061 - What did you say your name was? - Shaw. Rick Shaw. I'm in from Japan. 305 00:20:57,136 --> 00:20:59,900 Well, Kenny, I'm gonna give you a clean bill of health. 306 00:20:59,972 --> 00:21:02,440 But I'm gonna need the names of all your suppliers. 307 00:21:02,508 --> 00:21:04,999 You'll have to talk to Earl. 308 00:21:05,077 --> 00:21:08,444 Well, that's Earl right now. Probably called the FDA. 309 00:21:08,514 --> 00:21:12,109 You keep that thing groomed. And watch out for hot coffee. Painful. 310 00:21:14,586 --> 00:21:17,180 No desserts. Waste of time. 311 00:21:18,891 --> 00:21:21,689 The little delivery girl in the red hood. 312 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:22,760 Always on the go. 313 00:21:22,828 --> 00:21:27,094 More goodies pass through her hands than anyone's in the whole forest. 314 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,396 She seemed happy... 315 00:21:29,468 --> 00:21:32,767 a little too happy, perhaps. 316 00:21:36,308 --> 00:21:38,173 Oh! Oreepy. 317 00:21:38,243 --> 00:21:40,768 I was starting to have my suspicions. 318 00:21:40,846 --> 00:21:44,338 Who does she move the goodies for? 319 00:21:44,416 --> 00:21:47,613 Where do they come from? Where are they going? 320 00:21:47,686 --> 00:21:49,916 And why the hood? 321 00:21:49,988 --> 00:21:50,988 Aaah! 322 00:21:51,056 --> 00:21:54,219 - Twitchy, you scared me. - Hey, boss, I beeped you. Get my beep? 323 00:21:54,293 --> 00:21:56,284 - Oalm down. - I got up early. Got the gear. 324 00:21:56,361 --> 00:21:58,454 I was watching the girl like you told me to. 325 00:21:58,530 --> 00:22:02,364 - Yeah. Did you see where she went? - Past porcupines and the bird's tree, 326 00:22:02,434 --> 00:22:05,835 guy with the beard, now she's up the creek! She sings everywhere! 327 00:22:05,904 --> 00:22:08,964 I'm way ahead of you. We gotta find out who she's working for. 328 00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:12,272 - You got the camera? - The 220x and photograb with autofocus! 329 00:22:12,344 --> 00:22:14,505 - Oolor or black and white? - Doesn't matter. 330 00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:16,878 - I brought a flash! - Put that away! 331 00:22:16,949 --> 00:22:19,315 - It's covert. No flash. - Undercover, got it. 332 00:22:19,384 --> 00:22:21,978 Nobody sees, nobody knows. Olick-click. Hee-hee. 333 00:22:22,588 --> 00:22:25,182 You ever thought about decaffeinated coffee? 334 00:22:25,257 --> 00:22:26,849 I don't drink coffee! 335 00:22:27,693 --> 00:22:29,024 Hmm... 336 00:22:30,329 --> 00:22:32,763 Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon. 337 00:22:32,831 --> 00:22:36,562 I decided to get the word on the street from one of my top informants. 338 00:22:36,635 --> 00:22:39,627 - How's it going, Woolworth? - Man, what are you doing here? 339 00:22:39,705 --> 00:22:43,368 The shepherd comes by and sees me talking to you, I'm gonna get the crook. 340 00:22:43,442 --> 00:22:46,809 Yeah? There's a bigger crook on the loose that I'm concerned about. 341 00:22:46,879 --> 00:22:49,973 - What ya hear about the Goody Bandit? - What do I know? 342 00:22:50,048 --> 00:22:52,016 Hiya, Twitchy. 343 00:22:52,084 --> 00:22:55,542 - The little girl in the red hood. - Don't know, never heard of her. 344 00:22:56,822 --> 00:22:59,017 Little Red? Processing... 345 00:22:59,091 --> 00:23:03,323 Yeah, yeah, it's coming back to me now. Sweet gal. Not like that Bo Peep. 346 00:23:03,395 --> 00:23:06,592 Brat put in an invisible fence. I tasted my own fillings for a week! 347 00:23:06,665 --> 00:23:08,064 Focus! The girl in the hood. 348 00:23:08,133 --> 00:23:10,761 You get around the mountain. Who does she work for? 349 00:23:10,836 --> 00:23:12,963 How should I know? I ain't that curious. 350 00:23:13,038 --> 00:23:16,064 Family business. Ain't you ever heard of Granny Puckett? 351 00:23:16,141 --> 00:23:17,438 - Puckett? - Her grandma. 352 00:23:17,509 --> 00:23:20,774 The Granny Puckett? You pulling the wool over my eyes? 353 00:23:20,846 --> 00:23:23,815 Ha-ha. Hilarious. Oome up with that yourself? That's funny. 354 00:23:24,216 --> 00:23:27,208 - You're looking pretty tasty. - Why you gotta be like that? 355 00:23:27,286 --> 00:23:30,084 All I know is that the old lady lives up high in the hills. 356 00:23:30,155 --> 00:23:32,589 - Not a lot of visitors. - Except the little girl. 357 00:23:32,658 --> 00:23:35,491 She's been known to take the cable car up the mountain. 358 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,584 Oable car? 359 00:23:38,497 --> 00:23:41,523 Those sheep made me hungry. After this, we're grabbing a bite. 360 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,261 Sounds good. Sounds good. 361 00:23:44,202 --> 00:23:46,796 Baa. 362 00:23:49,975 --> 00:23:52,409 I don't know what to do. Should I call her? 363 00:23:52,477 --> 00:23:55,844 - Am I supposed to play it cool? - Keeping her options open. 364 00:23:55,914 --> 00:23:58,610 Seeing other people. You should do the same. 365 00:23:58,684 --> 00:24:00,083 Shh. Up there. 366 00:24:01,086 --> 00:24:02,644 Do you mind? 367 00:24:02,721 --> 00:24:04,814 Ooh. Sorry. 368 00:24:08,293 --> 00:24:10,488 Hey, you deliver up this far? 369 00:24:13,198 --> 00:24:16,361 The Muffin Man... Granny's recipes... 370 00:24:16,435 --> 00:24:17,629 an evil plan. 371 00:24:17,703 --> 00:24:20,536 shut down everyone in the forest... 372 00:24:20,605 --> 00:24:21,867 I knew it. 373 00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:25,398 She's working for the old lady. Twitchy. 374 00:24:27,179 --> 00:24:28,305 Aaah! 375 00:24:33,018 --> 00:24:34,451 Aaah! 376 00:24:34,519 --> 00:24:35,884 Ooh! Uhh! 377 00:24:35,954 --> 00:24:39,617 Uhh! Ooh! Ugh! 378 00:24:39,691 --> 00:24:41,659 Ouch! 379 00:24:49,167 --> 00:24:50,862 Ohh! 380 00:24:57,042 --> 00:24:58,168 Ahh! 381 00:24:58,243 --> 00:24:59,676 Ohh! 382 00:24:59,811 --> 00:25:02,143 'Afternoon. 383 00:25:02,214 --> 00:25:03,476 Hello. 384 00:25:03,548 --> 00:25:05,539 So you're the little girl in the red hood. 385 00:25:05,617 --> 00:25:07,847 That's quite a bit of falling you did just now. 386 00:25:09,521 --> 00:25:11,045 Gravity's working. 387 00:25:11,123 --> 00:25:13,148 What are you doing in the big, bad forest? 388 00:25:13,225 --> 00:25:16,319 You taking goodies to someone in particular? 389 00:25:16,995 --> 00:25:19,759 Um... Granny. 390 00:25:19,831 --> 00:25:22,459 You don't have anything else in that basket? 391 00:25:22,534 --> 00:25:26,061 - You ask a lot of questions, mister. - Well, I'm a curious guy. 392 00:25:26,138 --> 00:25:29,301 - Let me have a look. - I'd rather you didn't. 393 00:25:31,076 --> 00:25:34,011 I mean, "please." Oome back here! 394 00:25:34,079 --> 00:25:36,479 - What are you doing? - Sorry, I was winding. 395 00:25:36,548 --> 00:25:41,212 Oome on! We're gonna lose her! Red! Red Riding Hood! 396 00:25:41,286 --> 00:25:42,981 We'll never catch her. 397 00:25:43,055 --> 00:25:45,046 Taxi! 398 00:25:49,694 --> 00:25:52,527 Whoa! That was her. We passed her. Right here's fine. 399 00:25:57,135 --> 00:26:00,366 Suspect is approaching on foot, stolen recipes in basket. 400 00:26:00,439 --> 00:26:03,169 I'm about to catch her red-handed. 401 00:26:03,241 --> 00:26:05,266 Hand over the basket! 402 00:26:05,811 --> 00:26:07,870 - Aaah! - Hyahh! 403 00:26:10,248 --> 00:26:12,739 So you really took a beating... 404 00:26:12,818 --> 00:26:14,945 - ... from a little girl? - Hey! 405 00:26:17,389 --> 00:26:19,983 - Hai-yah! - Ooh! 406 00:26:20,759 --> 00:26:23,023 Get back here, you little brat! 407 00:26:40,145 --> 00:26:44,104 OK. Not cool. Ahhh! 408 00:26:47,219 --> 00:26:50,052 You can't hold onto those recipes forever! 409 00:26:50,122 --> 00:26:52,920 I'll get you, and your little Granny too! 410 00:26:55,026 --> 00:26:56,823 Well, that's fishy. 411 00:26:56,895 --> 00:27:00,991 What? They're evil. I'll prove it! 412 00:27:08,206 --> 00:27:10,697 - So can we eat? - Sure. You hungry for failure? 413 00:27:10,775 --> 00:27:13,972 Maybe a side of unemployment? 'Oause that's what's for lunch. 414 00:27:14,045 --> 00:27:16,104 - What do we do? - We go right to the source. 415 00:27:16,181 --> 00:27:18,206 We gotta get to Granny's before the kid. 416 00:27:18,283 --> 00:27:20,843 - Is it a surprise? - Excuse me? 417 00:27:20,919 --> 00:27:24,446 You're going over to Granny's house to surprise Red. Is it her birthday, 418 00:27:24,523 --> 00:27:27,959 or what is it? ls there a shindig? 'Oause I'm great at parties. 419 00:27:28,026 --> 00:27:31,086 - Watch me pull myself out of a hat! - Yeah. 420 00:27:31,163 --> 00:27:33,631 Big surprise party. You know how to get there? 421 00:27:33,698 --> 00:27:35,825 Oh, yeah. Yeah. In fact, I know a shortcut. 422 00:27:35,901 --> 00:27:37,732 You hear that? He knows a shortcut. 423 00:27:37,802 --> 00:27:39,963 Over the woods and through the river... 424 00:27:40,038 --> 00:27:43,166 No, you don't want to go through the river, you'll get all wet. 425 00:27:43,241 --> 00:27:46,335 You see, Twitchy, you get lemons, you make lemonade. 426 00:27:48,213 --> 00:27:51,808 And then that lemonade goes bitter and ferments and turns to pig swill. 427 00:27:51,883 --> 00:27:54,408 Never trust a bunny with directions, Twitchy. 428 00:27:54,486 --> 00:27:56,351 Sure thing, boss. Never trust a bunny! 429 00:27:56,421 --> 00:27:58,889 The bright side is, at least I finally dried off. 430 00:27:58,957 --> 00:28:00,390 Ohh! 431 00:28:01,459 --> 00:28:04,292 Why couldn't I write movie reviews? 432 00:28:04,362 --> 00:28:06,421 We are in a pickle, and I blame myself. 433 00:28:06,498 --> 00:28:10,594 That bunny was worthless, not to mention he wrote directions on an Easter egg, 434 00:28:10,669 --> 00:28:12,899 - which is hard to read. - We're gonna die here! 435 00:28:12,971 --> 00:28:15,565 Hey, now, that's what they said at The Alamo. 436 00:28:17,742 --> 00:28:19,835 Wha... what was that? Who's that? 437 00:28:19,911 --> 00:28:21,139 Aaah! 438 00:28:25,116 --> 00:28:26,777 Uhh! 439 00:28:26,851 --> 00:28:29,411 Hey, look where we are. More cave. 440 00:28:29,487 --> 00:28:31,921 - Hey, whazzi-lookie! - With God as my witness, 441 00:28:31,990 --> 00:28:34,550 you will learn to speak. Look! A way out. 442 00:28:34,626 --> 00:28:36,116 But I was just... Ahh! 443 00:28:42,601 --> 00:28:44,262 Follow me. 444 00:28:51,276 --> 00:28:52,368 Hmm... 445 00:28:52,444 --> 00:28:54,571 - Huh? - Oome on. 446 00:29:04,055 --> 00:29:06,888 Now, this is a shortcut. 447 00:29:07,859 --> 00:29:09,952 Whazzat? Sounds like an avalanche! 448 00:29:10,028 --> 00:29:11,928 Well, Twitchy, that's natural. 449 00:29:11,997 --> 00:29:15,433 It's just Old Man Mountain showing us who's boss. 450 00:29:18,670 --> 00:29:20,865 Hey, lookie! A box of candles! A big box! 451 00:29:20,939 --> 00:29:23,066 Box of candles? Light 'em up! 452 00:29:24,075 --> 00:29:27,101 Wow, that's nice and bright. What kind of candles are those? 453 00:29:27,178 --> 00:29:30,944 - Deen-a-meet-tay. Must be ltalian. - Ah! Lose the candle! 454 00:29:31,016 --> 00:29:32,608 - But l... - Ahhh! 455 00:29:33,518 --> 00:29:34,815 Got it. 456 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,582 Ahhh! 457 00:29:52,904 --> 00:29:55,395 Aaahhh! 458 00:29:56,708 --> 00:29:58,335 - Did you hear something? - Hm? 459 00:29:58,410 --> 00:30:01,345 Hm. Oome on, let's get to Granny's. 460 00:30:01,413 --> 00:30:04,439 Hello! Paper boy. 461 00:30:05,317 --> 00:30:07,615 Publisher's, uh... 462 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,044 Oandygram. 463 00:30:11,923 --> 00:30:13,288 What do we do, boss? 464 00:30:15,093 --> 00:30:16,651 Ohh! 465 00:30:17,662 --> 00:30:21,530 Lucky for me, Granny keeps her merchandise around the cottage. 466 00:30:21,599 --> 00:30:24,124 Disguise was the only way to catch this girl 467 00:30:24,202 --> 00:30:25,760 in the act of smuggling. 468 00:30:25,837 --> 00:30:28,567 Sweetie-pie! Sugar plum! 469 00:30:30,108 --> 00:30:33,043 Hug your granny, little pudding pop. 470 00:30:33,111 --> 00:30:34,806 Aww! 471 00:30:34,879 --> 00:30:36,779 Boy, that's hot. OK, change of plans. 472 00:30:36,848 --> 00:30:38,782 You can be Granny. 473 00:30:38,850 --> 00:30:40,112 She's coming! 474 00:30:40,185 --> 00:30:41,743 - Wa-dee-dee! - Ohh! 475 00:30:41,820 --> 00:30:44,050 Granny! It's me, Red. 476 00:30:44,122 --> 00:30:47,353 - Is everything OK? - Yeah, sure thing. Oome on in. 477 00:30:47,425 --> 00:30:48,824 Pretty thin, Wolf. 478 00:30:48,893 --> 00:30:51,384 You said the old lady was already tied up. 479 00:30:51,463 --> 00:30:53,522 - How did that happen? - I don't know, 480 00:30:53,598 --> 00:30:55,532 maybe to make herself look innocent. 481 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,966 I just write the news, chief, I don't make it. 482 00:30:58,036 --> 00:31:00,834 For a reporter, you have a strange way of doing your job. 483 00:31:00,905 --> 00:31:03,499 What can I say? I was raised by wolves. 484 00:31:07,445 --> 00:31:10,471 - Got a way to back this up? - I got these pictures developed. 485 00:31:10,548 --> 00:31:12,607 That so? Let's have a look. 486 00:31:13,418 --> 00:31:15,215 These are good. 487 00:31:15,286 --> 00:31:17,550 - Here's a nice one of you, Wolf. - Ugh! 488 00:31:17,622 --> 00:31:20,056 I wanna do a gallery show. A coffee table book. 489 00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:22,218 I don't drink coffee. A Ohai tea latte book. 490 00:31:22,293 --> 00:31:24,227 Photos don't lie, chief. 491 00:31:24,295 --> 00:31:26,058 - Good work, Twitchy. - Arghh. 492 00:31:26,131 --> 00:31:28,793 Now, I want to know more about this fellow with the ax. 493 00:31:28,867 --> 00:31:31,267 How does he fit into all of this? 494 00:31:31,336 --> 00:31:34,601 Maybe you should "ax" him yourself. 495 00:31:34,873 --> 00:31:38,274 You see? "Ax" him? He was saying... 496 00:31:39,210 --> 00:31:40,541 I'll bring him in. 497 00:31:41,379 --> 00:31:43,643 Ohh! 498 00:31:45,216 --> 00:31:47,684 Hmm. Hello. 499 00:31:48,319 --> 00:31:50,787 My, my. You're a big fellow, aren't you? 500 00:31:50,855 --> 00:31:54,951 - Shop at the Big and Tall store? - This is a big and tall mistake. 501 00:31:55,026 --> 00:31:56,994 I would not hurt a butterfly. 502 00:31:57,061 --> 00:31:58,961 Then what's this? A letter opener? 503 00:31:59,030 --> 00:32:01,965 That's a funny accent you got there, choppy. 504 00:32:02,033 --> 00:32:05,799 I can do the cowboy accent. Howdy, partner! 505 00:32:05,870 --> 00:32:07,531 Indeed you can. 506 00:32:07,605 --> 00:32:10,233 Say, before you ride off into the sunset, hopalong, 507 00:32:10,308 --> 00:32:12,435 you think you could rustle up information? 508 00:32:12,510 --> 00:32:13,977 I will do my best. 509 00:32:14,045 --> 00:32:16,946 How about explaining what you were doing in the forest? 510 00:32:17,015 --> 00:32:20,246 Oh! I am working to make good my call-back! 511 00:32:20,318 --> 00:32:21,649 Your what-what? 512 00:32:21,719 --> 00:32:24,654 Paul's Bunion Oream has a soothing formula 513 00:32:24,722 --> 00:32:27,213 to make the bunions head for the hills! 514 00:32:27,292 --> 00:32:31,490 - This guy's a loon. - Watch it, chief. My mama's half-loon. 515 00:32:31,563 --> 00:32:35,090 Your call-back. You mean, like, for an audition? 516 00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:37,031 Yes! For the bunion cream. 517 00:32:37,101 --> 00:32:41,094 I must find my wood-cutting self to book the spot. 518 00:32:41,172 --> 00:32:42,730 - The what? - The commercial. 519 00:32:42,807 --> 00:32:47,073 - He's an actor. - Oh, boy. 520 00:32:53,051 --> 00:32:54,882 Arghh! 521 00:32:54,953 --> 00:32:57,854 Paul's Bunion Oream has the soothing formula... 522 00:32:57,922 --> 00:32:59,981 No, hold it! Hold it! 523 00:33:00,058 --> 00:33:02,526 - Stop. "Arghh"? - Uh-huh. 524 00:33:02,594 --> 00:33:05,563 What are you, some kind of German pirate or something? 525 00:33:05,630 --> 00:33:08,690 I just got the script, like, five minutes ago. 526 00:33:08,766 --> 00:33:10,666 - You're not getting it. - I'm trying. 527 00:33:10,735 --> 00:33:13,499 - My name Kirk. - Kirk. OK, Kirk. 528 00:33:13,571 --> 00:33:17,234 What makes you feel proud and strong and mighty? 529 00:33:17,308 --> 00:33:20,505 What puts a fire in your belly, Steven? 530 00:33:20,578 --> 00:33:23,672 - Oh! My dream! - Yes, yes! Your dream! 531 00:33:23,748 --> 00:33:25,375 To travel the world 532 00:33:25,450 --> 00:33:28,578 with the greatest singing group of all time... 533 00:33:28,653 --> 00:33:30,143 the Happy Yodelers! 534 00:33:39,230 --> 00:33:41,528 Sorry. 535 00:33:43,234 --> 00:33:46,169 Listen. We'll look at your tape and we'll give you a call, OK? 536 00:33:46,237 --> 00:33:48,705 Thanks for coming in. Have a nice life. Next! 537 00:33:51,676 --> 00:33:55,009 That was my first audition in months. 538 00:33:55,780 --> 00:33:59,341 Then it was back to my day job. 539 00:33:59,417 --> 00:34:01,476 I drive a schnitzel truck. 540 00:34:01,553 --> 00:34:03,043 It's not such a bad job. 541 00:34:03,121 --> 00:34:07,490 After all, I bring much joy to the childrenl 542 00:34:10,328 --> 00:34:12,387 Mommy, Mommy! I want a schnitzel stick! 543 00:34:12,463 --> 00:34:13,828 Ooh, the schnitzel man! 544 00:34:39,791 --> 00:34:42,225 - Schnitzel! - Ow! 545 00:34:49,334 --> 00:34:51,029 What the schnitzel? 546 00:34:51,102 --> 00:34:54,970 My schnitzel truck, it's been piddly... piddle-llaged... 547 00:34:55,039 --> 00:34:56,301 They stole everything! 548 00:34:57,542 --> 00:34:59,100 Oh, that's too bad. 549 00:34:59,177 --> 00:35:02,442 It's not easy being in the goody business these days, huh? 550 00:35:02,513 --> 00:35:04,981 I'm getting schnitzeled left and right today. 551 00:35:05,049 --> 00:35:06,880 I cannot even sell the bunion cream. 552 00:35:06,951 --> 00:35:09,943 - Now I'm gonna lose my job! - Ohin up, mister. 553 00:35:10,021 --> 00:35:13,320 Maybe someday somebody will open up a great big goody shop 554 00:35:13,391 --> 00:35:15,882 and we can all work for that little guy. 555 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,053 Oh, yeah... What? 556 00:35:18,129 --> 00:35:19,460 Uhh... 557 00:35:19,530 --> 00:35:21,657 - Hello? - Kirk! Yeah, baby, listen. 558 00:35:21,733 --> 00:35:24,065 We got the client here, we looked at your tape, 559 00:35:24,135 --> 00:35:28,367 and we think we might have a real "Hercules goes bananas" angle on this. 560 00:35:28,439 --> 00:35:31,602 - So we want you to come back in. - Oome back in? 561 00:35:31,676 --> 00:35:33,303 It's a call-back. 562 00:35:33,378 --> 00:35:36,609 I had always heard about call-backs, 563 00:35:36,681 --> 00:35:38,342 but I had never gotten onel. 564 00:35:38,416 --> 00:35:40,941 A call-back? 565 00:35:41,019 --> 00:35:42,611 Ahh! What do I do? 566 00:35:42,687 --> 00:35:45,281 You come back tomorrow, do the same you did today, 567 00:35:45,356 --> 00:35:47,950 only this time you do it good. Oan you handle that? 568 00:35:48,026 --> 00:35:50,256 - I will. I can do it! - OK. 569 00:35:50,328 --> 00:35:52,796 Now, I want you to go out into the wild 570 00:35:52,864 --> 00:35:56,391 and I want you to find that tree-chopping side of yourself. 571 00:35:56,467 --> 00:35:58,367 You find your inner woodsman, Ourtis. 572 00:35:58,436 --> 00:36:01,872 Don't act like a woodsman, be a woodsman. Got it? 573 00:36:01,939 --> 00:36:03,338 Yes, I can! 574 00:36:03,408 --> 00:36:05,569 Find an ax, start swinging, OK? 575 00:36:05,643 --> 00:36:09,135 I've gotta be in a circle wipe across town, but I'll see you at 10:00. 576 00:36:09,213 --> 00:36:12,740 I have to go and find the little woodsman... 577 00:36:12,817 --> 00:36:14,011 in me! 578 00:36:14,085 --> 00:36:17,680 OK. Well, tell him I said hello. 579 00:36:23,594 --> 00:36:25,152 Ay! Ay-ay-ay-ay! 580 00:36:26,597 --> 00:36:27,621 Ooh! 581 00:36:27,699 --> 00:36:30,031 Ha-ha! 582 00:36:30,101 --> 00:36:31,398 Goodbye! 583 00:36:31,469 --> 00:36:32,731 Hup, hup! 584 00:36:35,473 --> 00:36:38,567 Sorry, little birds! 585 00:36:39,210 --> 00:36:41,542 Run! 586 00:36:42,213 --> 00:36:43,942 I had done itl 587 00:36:44,015 --> 00:36:48,918 I had found the little woodsman inside of mel. 588 00:36:56,427 --> 00:36:58,759 Yes. 589 00:37:00,498 --> 00:37:02,932 Paul's... Bunion... 590 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,763 Oream... 591 00:37:05,303 --> 00:37:08,397 has the soothing formula... 592 00:37:08,473 --> 00:37:11,135 to make your bunions... 593 00:37:11,209 --> 00:37:14,508 head for the hills! 594 00:37:14,579 --> 00:37:16,240 Right! 595 00:37:20,384 --> 00:37:22,011 bunion... 596 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,511 cream... 597 00:37:24,856 --> 00:37:27,347 has the soothing... 598 00:37:27,692 --> 00:37:28,920 formula... 599 00:37:32,897 --> 00:37:34,057 Hello? 600 00:37:38,102 --> 00:37:39,967 Ohh... 601 00:37:40,938 --> 00:37:43,463 Oh, schnitzel! 602 00:37:44,776 --> 00:37:46,243 Aah! Aah! 603 00:37:46,310 --> 00:37:48,141 Ohh! Ohh! 604 00:37:53,785 --> 00:37:55,309 Aahhh! 605 00:37:56,854 --> 00:37:59,254 I'm taking Granny down, and you're next! 606 00:37:59,323 --> 00:38:01,814 Aahhh! 607 00:38:12,469 --> 00:38:15,870 So you didn'tjump through the window, you were pushed? 608 00:38:15,939 --> 00:38:18,066 - Yes. - By a tree. 609 00:38:18,141 --> 00:38:19,141 Yes. 610 00:38:19,209 --> 00:38:21,871 Because you were pretending to be a woodsman. 611 00:38:21,945 --> 00:38:23,936 - That's right! - To sell foot cream. 612 00:38:24,014 --> 00:38:25,345 I got the call-back! 613 00:38:25,415 --> 00:38:27,440 And good for you. 614 00:38:27,517 --> 00:38:30,384 Well, I think it's safe to say that our thespian friend here 615 00:38:30,454 --> 00:38:33,082 knows the least about anything of anyone in this room. 616 00:38:33,156 --> 00:38:35,351 Exactly! What does that mean? 617 00:38:35,425 --> 00:38:38,223 That it all points to Granny. 618 00:38:41,832 --> 00:38:43,390 What about it, Granny? 619 00:38:43,467 --> 00:38:46,925 Maybe you're not the sweet goody-maker everyone thinks you are. 620 00:38:47,003 --> 00:38:50,404 Are you stealing recipes to protect your sugar-coated kingdom? 621 00:38:50,474 --> 00:38:52,032 Oh, no, Mr. Flippers. 622 00:38:52,109 --> 00:38:53,940 The only crime I've ever committed 623 00:38:54,010 --> 00:38:57,878 is making my goodies unlawfully delicious! 624 00:39:00,350 --> 00:39:02,181 My granny doesn't keep secrets. 625 00:39:02,252 --> 00:39:05,483 And even if she did, she'd tell me about it. 626 00:39:05,555 --> 00:39:09,286 We tell each other everything. Right, Granny? 627 00:39:09,359 --> 00:39:12,089 Sure, dear. Mostly. 628 00:39:12,529 --> 00:39:15,794 - Mostly? - What are you hiding, old girl? 629 00:39:15,866 --> 00:39:20,098 My family worries too much. I didn't want them to find out. 630 00:39:20,170 --> 00:39:23,571 - Find out what? - Yeah. What? 631 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,871 Hey, chief! 632 00:39:29,679 --> 00:39:31,579 Oheck this out! 633 00:39:33,583 --> 00:39:35,574 When did they make that a sport? 634 00:39:37,454 --> 00:39:41,914 I noticed you have three G's tattooed on the back of your neck. 635 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:47,296 That's appropriate, since there are three strikes against you. 636 00:39:48,665 --> 00:39:50,599 It's true. 637 00:39:50,667 --> 00:39:52,794 I'm not like other grannies. 638 00:39:52,869 --> 00:39:58,432 I never did like the quilting bees and the bingo parlors. 639 00:39:58,508 --> 00:40:02,945 I'd rather live life to the extreme. 640 00:40:42,185 --> 00:40:45,450 A trip up the mountain is too dangerous for a little girl. 641 00:40:45,522 --> 00:40:47,319 I'm not so little anymore. 642 00:40:47,390 --> 00:40:51,417 Please, dear, you just keep the recipes there, and everything will be fine. 643 00:40:51,495 --> 00:40:54,089 - But... - I have to go now. My program's on. 644 00:40:54,164 --> 00:40:55,722 Kisses. 645 00:40:55,799 --> 00:40:56,132 Time to shred some powder! 646 00:40:56,133 --> 00:40:58,430 Time to shred some powder! 647 00:41:00,303 --> 00:41:03,534 I didn't have time for Red to visit today. 648 00:41:03,607 --> 00:41:08,704 I was on my way to the big Xtreme Dream Snowsports Competition. 649 00:41:08,778 --> 00:41:12,339 I've been training three months for this one. 650 00:41:12,415 --> 00:41:14,713 Nothing but solid snow, 651 00:41:14,784 --> 00:41:19,551 and the top maniacs are here to teach this mountain a lesson. 652 00:41:31,167 --> 00:41:34,432 - Triple G, what's up, baby? - Granny, what's happening? 653 00:41:34,504 --> 00:41:37,405 What up, my homeys? You ready to get spanked? 654 00:41:37,474 --> 00:41:41,308 So, what's the dizzo, grizzo? You ready to floss that hill, playa? 655 00:41:41,378 --> 00:41:44,472 - Fo' shizzle! - Yeah, gimme some love. 656 00:41:44,548 --> 00:41:47,346 G, you checking the hardcore European team over there? 657 00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:50,875 Those guys put the Saber-Tooth Brothers in the hospital yesterday! 658 00:41:50,954 --> 00:41:53,445 On the real, it's gonna be wicked out there! 659 00:41:53,523 --> 00:41:56,185 You let me worry about those player-haters. 660 00:41:56,259 --> 00:41:59,456 Oh, I almost forgot. I made you kids some snicker-doodles. 661 00:41:59,529 --> 00:42:01,019 - Yo! - Tight! 662 00:42:01,097 --> 00:42:03,497 Yeah, snicker-doodles! Give it up! Give it up! 663 00:42:03,567 --> 00:42:05,831 Snickadeedoo! 664 00:42:16,279 --> 00:42:18,770 Well, what's your name? 665 00:42:19,316 --> 00:42:23,309 Just put, "To my biggest and cutest fan, Boingo." 666 00:42:23,386 --> 00:42:26,651 And then, like, put some X's and O's and a little smiley-face. 667 00:42:26,723 --> 00:42:29,248 All contestants to the starting linel. 668 00:42:46,009 --> 00:42:48,739 Oh, yeah. 669 00:42:50,380 --> 00:42:52,746 Be careful, Granny Puckett. 670 00:42:52,816 --> 00:42:55,080 Old ladies get hurt on these slopes. 671 00:42:55,151 --> 00:42:57,210 Bring it, honey. 672 00:43:01,157 --> 00:43:03,250 Aahhh! 673 00:43:03,326 --> 00:43:04,486 Yo, Granny! 674 00:43:06,296 --> 00:43:08,696 I know you did not just swing your pole at me! 675 00:43:08,765 --> 00:43:12,826 - You're little! You're small! - Yeah? Well, take that, yo! 676 00:43:12,902 --> 00:43:14,529 Whoa-oh-oh-oh! 677 00:43:14,604 --> 00:43:18,040 - Yeah. - Watch that skier! 678 00:43:18,441 --> 00:43:21,808 - Whoa! Look out! - So it's like that? 679 00:43:21,878 --> 00:43:24,244 You wanna play now? Get some of this! 680 00:43:25,482 --> 00:43:27,313 Whoa! Whoa! 681 00:43:30,887 --> 00:43:32,354 Whoa! Woo-hoo! 682 00:43:35,191 --> 00:43:39,252 That must have been right about when Red called me the second time. 683 00:43:39,329 --> 00:43:41,957 I always forward my phone when I leave the house. 684 00:43:42,032 --> 00:43:44,796 - Granny? - What's that? Who's there? 685 00:43:44,868 --> 00:43:48,395 - Take that, from Mr. Big Muscleman! - Want some of this? 686 00:43:48,471 --> 00:43:49,699 Ha-ha! 687 00:43:51,474 --> 00:43:55,877 Gotta go, munchkin! Bonsai! 688 00:44:14,998 --> 00:44:17,364 - Uhh! - Uhh! 689 00:44:24,174 --> 00:44:25,174 Ya! 690 00:44:32,916 --> 00:44:35,680 Ohh! Aww! 691 00:44:38,254 --> 00:44:40,950 Oh, you're not so bad! 692 00:44:47,097 --> 00:44:50,863 - Who do you work for? - I can't tell you that. 693 00:44:50,934 --> 00:44:54,392 - Young man, you tell me this instant! - All right! 694 00:44:54,471 --> 00:44:56,905 We were hired by the Bandit! 695 00:44:56,973 --> 00:44:58,907 Who is the Bandit? 696 00:44:59,375 --> 00:45:02,208 Ha! 697 00:45:04,848 --> 00:45:06,338 Granny is finished. 698 00:45:06,416 --> 00:45:09,817 Now we go after the little red-hooded girl. 699 00:45:11,054 --> 00:45:13,284 Red! 700 00:45:16,226 --> 00:45:18,922 Ooh! Ooh! Oohhh! 701 00:45:26,436 --> 00:45:28,461 'Afternoon. 702 00:45:44,587 --> 00:45:46,885 Oh, applesauce. 703 00:46:13,783 --> 00:46:16,809 It's just Old Man Mountain showing us who's boss. 704 00:46:16,886 --> 00:46:18,979 Woo-ha-ha! 705 00:46:19,055 --> 00:46:20,386 Ahh! 706 00:46:29,065 --> 00:46:32,899 I wish I had a video camera! Whoo! 707 00:47:04,234 --> 00:47:06,634 Red! 708 00:47:09,706 --> 00:47:10,832 Granny? 709 00:47:10,907 --> 00:47:13,808 Use the hood, Red! 710 00:47:13,877 --> 00:47:16,846 Use the hood! 711 00:47:22,185 --> 00:47:24,278 Ah, that's my girl. 712 00:47:33,463 --> 00:47:35,897 I guess it's just one of those days. 713 00:47:44,507 --> 00:47:49,501 Whoa... whoa, whoa! Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Whoa! Uhh! 714 00:47:53,383 --> 00:47:55,647 What do we do, boss? 715 00:47:55,718 --> 00:47:59,279 Sweetie-pie! Sugar plum! 716 00:47:59,355 --> 00:48:01,949 Boy, that's hot. OK, change of plans. 717 00:48:02,025 --> 00:48:03,617 You can be Granny. 718 00:48:03,693 --> 00:48:04,921 She's coming! 719 00:48:04,994 --> 00:48:08,122 Wee-dee-dee. 720 00:48:08,197 --> 00:48:10,859 Hi. 721 00:48:12,168 --> 00:48:15,660 Granny! It's me, Red. ls everything OK? 722 00:48:15,738 --> 00:48:18,070 Yeah, sure thing. Oome on in. 723 00:48:18,141 --> 00:48:21,736 Eventually I was able to use the squirrel to break down the door. 724 00:48:21,811 --> 00:48:23,335 Ow! That hurts! 725 00:48:23,413 --> 00:48:25,779 I'm taking Granny down, and you're next! 726 00:48:25,848 --> 00:48:28,339 I could've handled that wolf myself. 727 00:48:28,418 --> 00:48:30,579 But then the craziest thing happened. 728 00:48:48,137 --> 00:48:50,935 Honey, don't look at your granny like that. 729 00:48:51,007 --> 00:48:54,408 I'm sorry, I thought you were Triple G. 730 00:48:54,477 --> 00:48:56,945 Or are you the Bandit? 731 00:48:57,547 --> 00:48:59,777 Awkward! 732 00:49:00,483 --> 00:49:03,384 - You're being ridiculous, Red. - I'm being ridiculous? 733 00:49:03,453 --> 00:49:06,081 You're off living... la vida loca, 734 00:49:06,155 --> 00:49:08,180 risking your life for some dumb thrills, 735 00:49:08,257 --> 00:49:11,784 and I'm supposed to stay home and be your happy little delivery girl? 736 00:49:11,861 --> 00:49:14,091 - I have a... - Ooffee break, anyone? 737 00:49:14,163 --> 00:49:16,427 - Yeah. - Who's got my keys? 738 00:49:16,499 --> 00:49:20,230 You think Granny would mind if I went through her garbage? 739 00:49:20,303 --> 00:49:21,470 - Excuse us. - I thought you were happy. 740 00:49:21,471 --> 00:49:23,735 - Excuse us. - I thought you were happy. 741 00:49:23,806 --> 00:49:25,330 Open your eyes. 742 00:49:25,408 --> 00:49:27,638 I've never even been outside the forest. 743 00:49:27,710 --> 00:49:30,736 Don't you think I want more than that? 744 00:49:31,581 --> 00:49:35,176 Of course you do. You're a Puckett. 745 00:49:37,754 --> 00:49:41,019 I don't know what that means anymore. 746 00:50:01,611 --> 00:50:04,705 - Hey, look! It's Little Red! - No, it's just some kid. 747 00:50:04,781 --> 00:50:07,181 - She's not wearing the red hood. - There she goes! 748 00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:09,309 - Excuse me! - Little girl! 749 00:51:13,516 --> 00:51:15,814 How do you remember all these recipes? 750 00:51:15,885 --> 00:51:18,115 They're all right here in this book. 751 00:51:18,187 --> 00:51:21,213 Every recipe in here comes from the Puckett family, 752 00:51:21,290 --> 00:51:24,953 generation after generation. See? 753 00:51:25,027 --> 00:51:28,087 Now, there's Sylvia Puckett at the North Pole. 754 00:51:28,164 --> 00:51:31,725 She found the best hot chocolate in the world there. 755 00:51:31,801 --> 00:51:33,530 And there's Emma Puckett. 756 00:51:33,603 --> 00:51:36,731 She flew cheesecakes across the Atlantic. 757 00:51:36,806 --> 00:51:40,435 For as long as critters have had a sweet tooth, 758 00:51:40,510 --> 00:51:43,536 Pucketts have been making and collecting recipes 759 00:51:43,613 --> 00:51:45,308 all over the world, 760 00:51:45,381 --> 00:51:50,114 refining them, giving them that special Puckett touch. 761 00:51:50,186 --> 00:51:53,622 So you see, Red, when you put that hood on, 762 00:51:53,689 --> 00:51:57,216 you carry on a grand tradition. 763 00:51:57,293 --> 00:52:00,820 It's a big job, making sure the world stays sweet. 764 00:52:04,233 --> 00:52:06,758 Huh? What's this? 765 00:52:06,836 --> 00:52:11,068 Oh, it says, "World's Greatest Grandma." 766 00:52:11,140 --> 00:52:12,698 Grandma, I can read. 767 00:52:12,775 --> 00:52:16,142 It says, "Battle of the Iron Oage Gladiators." 768 00:52:16,212 --> 00:52:18,976 A-ha! Ahh! 769 00:52:19,248 --> 00:52:22,081 - Granny? - Listen, munchkin. 770 00:52:22,151 --> 00:52:24,551 If there are two things your Granny doesn't do, 771 00:52:24,620 --> 00:52:26,383 it's lie and play extreme sports. 772 00:52:52,915 --> 00:52:53,015 - Is it a flush that beats a full house? - No, that's a full house. 773 00:52:53,016 --> 00:52:56,007 - Is it a flush that beats a full house? - No, that's a full house. 774 00:52:56,085 --> 00:52:58,110 - It's not my turn? - I know about houses. 775 00:52:58,187 --> 00:53:00,621 I built mine out of straw. I'm not an idiot. 776 00:53:00,690 --> 00:53:03,181 Am I gonna get to put the cuffs on someone, or what? 777 00:53:03,259 --> 00:53:04,259 Remember, Ted, 778 00:53:04,327 --> 00:53:08,161 pieces of a puzzle make funny shapes, but they still fit together in the end. 779 00:53:08,231 --> 00:53:10,392 Boy, you're just full of those, aren't you? 780 00:53:10,466 --> 00:53:13,629 We are closer to the Bandit than we've ever been before, chief. 781 00:53:13,703 --> 00:53:17,298 The clues to find him are right here in this room. 782 00:53:17,373 --> 00:53:20,206 In this room? That's what I've been saying! 783 00:53:20,276 --> 00:53:22,471 Are you telling me we're back to square one? 784 00:53:22,545 --> 00:53:24,706 Hold on, Smokey. Where's the fire? 785 00:53:24,780 --> 00:53:27,374 Timmy, it's Tommy. You there? Over. 786 00:53:27,450 --> 00:53:29,680 Am I talking to the wall? 787 00:53:29,752 --> 00:53:32,016 If you don't have your walkie, don't talk to me, 788 00:53:32,088 --> 00:53:33,953 but if you got your walkie, let's talk. 789 00:53:34,023 --> 00:53:36,719 Put everybody in cuffs. I'm taking them all in. 790 00:53:36,792 --> 00:53:39,386 It's what I do, that's why I'm police chief. 791 00:53:39,462 --> 00:53:42,920 Timmy, it's Tommy. Pick up. If you're there, pick up the walkie. 792 00:53:42,999 --> 00:53:45,524 What are you doing this weekend? Over. 793 00:53:45,601 --> 00:53:49,037 We've got this place locked down, all secured. 794 00:53:53,142 --> 00:53:57,238 It would seem that all of you came together tonight by mistake. 795 00:53:58,514 --> 00:54:02,280 Maybe you naughty neighbors butted heads so we could get to the real truth. 796 00:54:02,351 --> 00:54:05,184 - The Goody Bandit. - That's right. 797 00:54:05,254 --> 00:54:07,245 The Bandit's still at large. 798 00:54:07,323 --> 00:54:09,723 There's been a lot of finger-pointing tonight, 799 00:54:09,792 --> 00:54:11,817 but now all fingers point to the Bandit. 800 00:54:11,894 --> 00:54:14,089 - Not my finger! - Oh, no, 801 00:54:14,163 --> 00:54:16,961 you were just out damaging forest property, 802 00:54:17,033 --> 00:54:19,365 cutting down the redwoods we all call home. 803 00:54:19,435 --> 00:54:22,461 Big guy like you, you could probably take whatever you want 804 00:54:22,538 --> 00:54:24,563 from little goody-loving creatures. 805 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:28,235 But someone robbed me! Have we lost track of that? 806 00:54:28,311 --> 00:54:30,643 That's right, someone did. 807 00:54:30,713 --> 00:54:33,546 Maybe a snack food competitor. 808 00:54:33,616 --> 00:54:35,345 Right, Granny? 809 00:54:35,418 --> 00:54:37,613 Now, hold on a pea-picking minute! 810 00:54:37,687 --> 00:54:41,487 I may lead a double life full of secrets and deception, 811 00:54:41,557 --> 00:54:44,048 - but that's no reason to be suspicious. - Huh? 812 00:54:44,126 --> 00:54:47,721 A woman like you could have a lot to gain stealing all those recipes. 813 00:54:47,797 --> 00:54:51,255 And that's how she makes her goodies so good! Huh? 814 00:54:51,334 --> 00:54:54,633 Or she could just be another victim... 815 00:54:54,704 --> 00:54:57,605 - What? - ... of a hungry wolf! 816 00:54:57,673 --> 00:54:59,664 The wolf did it. Talk about profiling. 817 00:54:59,742 --> 00:55:02,734 Why should we trust someone who wears disguises for a living? 818 00:55:02,812 --> 00:55:06,475 - Maybe he's not a wolf at all! - You got me. I'm a poodle. 819 00:55:06,549 --> 00:55:10,178 - Just haven't been to the barbershop. - Is this all just a big joke to you? 820 00:55:10,252 --> 00:55:13,813 - I just followed the girl here. - You leave my granddaughter alone! 821 00:55:13,889 --> 00:55:17,256 Yes, now we get to Little Red, 822 00:55:17,326 --> 00:55:19,851 the girl with the basket on the run. 823 00:55:21,163 --> 00:55:24,098 - Where is she, anyway? - I was just... 824 00:55:24,166 --> 00:55:27,135 The recipes are gone! 825 00:55:37,279 --> 00:55:40,578 - Are you saying Red is the Bandit? - Not my Red! 826 00:55:40,850 --> 00:55:42,784 Oalm down there, Triple G. 827 00:55:42,852 --> 00:55:45,252 The only thing your granddaughter is guilty of 828 00:55:45,321 --> 00:55:47,653 is flying hummingbirds without a license. 829 00:55:47,723 --> 00:55:51,284 It would seem there is another player in this game, 830 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:55,228 someone who's hippity-hopped his way through all of your stories. 831 00:55:59,535 --> 00:56:02,197 Yes, there's someone else. 832 00:56:03,406 --> 00:56:06,569 The only one who was with Red when she fell... 833 00:56:06,642 --> 00:56:09,475 - Ohh! - No! 834 00:56:09,545 --> 00:56:11,513 who knew a shortcut to Granny's... 835 00:56:11,580 --> 00:56:13,377 Oh, yeah. In fact, I know a shortcut. 836 00:56:13,449 --> 00:56:16,418 who fraternizes with evil ski teams... 837 00:56:16,485 --> 00:56:20,683 - What's your name? - Put, "To my biggest and cutest fan." 838 00:56:20,756 --> 00:56:22,849 and someone who was there 839 00:56:22,925 --> 00:56:25,155 when the schnitzel truck was schnitzeled. 840 00:56:25,227 --> 00:56:26,353 What the schnitzel? 841 00:56:26,429 --> 00:56:28,363 Not the bunny! 842 00:56:28,431 --> 00:56:31,730 - I knew it. Never trust a bunny. - Never trust a bunny! 843 00:56:31,801 --> 00:56:32,927 - Uh, chief. - Yeah? 844 00:56:33,002 --> 00:56:36,597 No one's seen the bunny or the girl, and that cable car left the station. 845 00:56:36,672 --> 00:56:40,164 I think we need an APB out on something small and fuzzy. 846 00:56:40,242 --> 00:56:41,334 I think you're right. 847 00:56:41,410 --> 00:56:44,504 Get your boys to Red's place. We need to head off that cable car. 848 00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:47,947 And bring in a police sketch artist. No, make it a cartoonist. 849 00:56:48,017 --> 00:56:51,282 We gotta hurry to beat it down. Bill, get everyone in the cars. 850 00:56:51,353 --> 00:56:54,220 Tommy, you can bring that evidence with you. Let's go! 851 00:56:54,290 --> 00:56:57,851 - You heard the chief, let's move it! - Not in the same car! 852 00:56:57,927 --> 00:57:00,293 Keep it moving. There's nothing to see. 853 00:57:00,362 --> 00:57:02,922 - Who's got my keys? - Shotgun. 854 00:57:07,470 --> 00:57:10,462 - Did you get any shots of the bunny? - The bunny? Why? 855 00:57:10,539 --> 00:57:13,508 I told you to take pictures of everything! 856 00:57:14,109 --> 00:57:17,840 Ohh! We gotta get this to print before it's all over the forest! 857 00:57:17,913 --> 00:57:21,144 Something don't sit right in my bones about this. 858 00:57:22,985 --> 00:57:26,614 - What's that? - Maybe it's your bones. 859 00:57:26,689 --> 00:57:29,089 I smell schnitzel. 860 00:57:31,861 --> 00:57:34,523 What have they done to my schnitzel truck? 861 00:57:39,668 --> 00:57:41,602 Why are they going up? 862 00:57:41,670 --> 00:57:45,106 There's on old cable car station at the top of the mountain. 863 00:57:45,174 --> 00:57:48,974 We've got to follow them, boys. Red's up there. I know it! 864 00:57:49,044 --> 00:57:51,808 Get down the mountain. You gotta stop those cops. 865 00:57:51,881 --> 00:57:54,349 Run 'em off the road, dangle a donut, I don't care. 866 00:57:54,416 --> 00:57:57,817 - Tell 'em they're going the wrong way. - Eezie-peezie! Leave it to me! 867 00:57:57,887 --> 00:58:00,151 You'll never catch 'em in time. 868 00:58:01,190 --> 00:58:03,681 Is that coffee? 869 00:58:03,759 --> 00:58:07,217 I can't believe I'm saying this, but... drink up. 870 00:58:09,398 --> 00:58:11,389 We may want... 871 00:58:11,700 --> 00:58:13,531 to stand back. 872 00:58:22,511 --> 00:58:24,206 Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo! 873 00:58:26,115 --> 00:58:28,106 Oaffeine! Yeah, baby! 874 00:58:28,183 --> 00:58:30,413 - Whoa! - Go get 'em, boy. 875 00:58:36,792 --> 00:58:38,726 What... 876 00:58:39,161 --> 00:58:42,995 - ... have I done? - Now the rest is up to us. 877 00:58:43,098 --> 00:58:45,464 Oan I have coffee? 878 00:59:01,350 --> 00:59:04,217 I don't like it. The cops are all over the place. 879 00:59:04,286 --> 00:59:05,480 Forget about the cops! 880 00:59:05,554 --> 00:59:07,852 We've got everything we need right here. 881 00:59:07,923 --> 00:59:10,653 What about the old lady? If she's alive, she'll be back. 882 00:59:10,726 --> 00:59:14,162 You just don't get it, do you, Dolph? I'm done! 883 00:59:14,229 --> 00:59:16,857 I'm done dancing for the man! 884 00:59:16,932 --> 00:59:19,400 The Muffin Man and Granny! 885 00:59:19,468 --> 00:59:21,402 They can both take a hike! 886 00:59:21,470 --> 00:59:26,806 I'm never gonna answer to anyone ever again! 887 00:59:26,875 --> 00:59:29,309 A-ha-ha! 888 00:59:35,217 --> 00:59:37,742 Ah, I just love my job! 889 00:59:37,820 --> 00:59:39,685 You see how it works, Dolph? 890 00:59:39,755 --> 00:59:43,054 You prioritize, you set your goals, you write a mission statement. 891 00:59:43,125 --> 00:59:47,186 You ask yourself, "Where do I see me in five years?" 892 00:59:47,262 --> 00:59:49,457 How about behind bars? 893 00:59:49,531 --> 00:59:53,228 Red! Oh, hi, Red! What are you...? 894 00:59:53,302 --> 00:59:57,705 - You've spoiled the surprise. - You're the Bandit. 895 00:59:58,207 --> 00:59:59,834 Surprise! 896 00:59:59,908 --> 01:00:02,240 I'm walkin' out of here with those recipes. 897 01:00:02,311 --> 01:00:03,608 - Really? - Yeah. 898 01:00:04,980 --> 01:00:07,312 You're a bad bunny. 899 01:00:07,383 --> 01:00:10,648 Oh, somebody's finally catching up! 900 01:00:10,719 --> 01:00:15,418 Did you think I followed you around on your deliveries because I liked you? 901 01:00:19,495 --> 01:00:22,953 Oh, you best be fearing the ear, baby. 902 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,695 Ahh! 903 01:00:29,705 --> 01:00:31,832 Hai-yahh! 904 01:00:31,907 --> 01:00:33,169 Is that all you got? 905 01:00:34,977 --> 01:00:38,037 - Ohh! - Ha! You hit like a girl! 906 01:00:41,550 --> 01:00:42,608 Oome on. 907 01:00:45,888 --> 01:00:48,857 And ka-blam! 908 01:00:52,294 --> 01:00:55,661 Why don't you go home and cry to your granny? 909 01:00:55,731 --> 01:00:58,495 Dolph, tie up the brat. Lesa, hold the book. 910 01:00:58,567 --> 01:01:00,797 Vincent, get the truck. And Keith... 911 01:01:00,869 --> 01:01:03,429 Darn it, change your name. Please. 912 01:01:03,505 --> 01:01:06,338 That's not scary, and I'm embarrassed to say it. 913 01:01:06,408 --> 01:01:09,343 - Boris. Try that. - Hmm. 914 01:01:09,411 --> 01:01:10,878 Keith. You know? 915 01:01:10,946 --> 01:01:14,040 Oh, watch out for Keith. 916 01:01:14,516 --> 01:01:17,314 - You're crazy! - Maybe so. 917 01:01:17,386 --> 01:01:21,083 But I'm top of the woods now, baby! 918 01:02:02,998 --> 01:02:07,935 We've really grown in the past year. Nabbing all the recipes was phase one. 919 01:02:08,003 --> 01:02:11,268 Now phase two is adding my own special ingredient 920 01:02:11,340 --> 01:02:12,500 to every goody. 921 01:02:12,574 --> 01:02:15,941 A little something I like to call "Boingonium." 922 01:02:16,011 --> 01:02:19,412 It makes my snacks a little more... habit-forming. 923 01:02:21,450 --> 01:02:22,815 Happy customer! 924 01:02:23,185 --> 01:02:25,415 Phase three gets a little messy. 925 01:02:25,487 --> 01:02:28,251 I'm gonna need a lot of real estate down the mountain, 926 01:02:28,323 --> 01:02:30,223 so I've gotta blow the competition away. 927 01:02:30,292 --> 01:02:31,725 Oh, and that's not a metaphor. 928 01:02:31,794 --> 01:02:34,285 We've literally got to blow them away. OK? 929 01:02:34,363 --> 01:02:35,955 Yeah, I got it. 930 01:02:36,031 --> 01:02:38,056 And now that I have your granny's secrets, 931 01:02:38,133 --> 01:02:42,695 I'm afraid you'll be taking the dyno-mite express home. 932 01:03:11,867 --> 01:03:14,859 Sweet tea and cookies! We got to do something! 933 01:03:14,937 --> 01:03:15,937 I know. 934 01:03:16,004 --> 01:03:19,906 The song was catchy, but the choreography was terrible. 935 01:03:20,943 --> 01:03:22,001 OK, listen. 936 01:03:22,077 --> 01:03:24,671 I have an idea, but we need to get past that ski team. 937 01:03:24,746 --> 01:03:28,705 The toughest one is the big fella, really mean-looking, 938 01:03:28,784 --> 01:03:32,618 with a fat head and a thick skull. Looks like a shaved ape. 939 01:03:32,688 --> 01:03:35,555 I mean, he is u-u-u-ugly! 940 01:03:35,624 --> 01:03:39,025 Like a big, swollen, overgrown... 941 01:03:39,094 --> 01:03:41,119 He's standing right behind me, isn't he? 942 01:03:41,196 --> 01:03:43,357 - Mm-hm. - Ahh! 943 01:03:48,704 --> 01:03:49,728 Ah. 944 01:03:56,044 --> 01:03:57,511 Ohh! Ohh! 945 01:03:57,579 --> 01:03:59,410 Whoa! 946 01:03:59,481 --> 01:04:00,505 Whew! 947 01:04:00,582 --> 01:04:03,983 - Who taught you how to drive? - Almost hit a squirrel. That was close. 948 01:04:04,052 --> 01:04:06,043 Whee-yahh! 949 01:04:13,228 --> 01:04:15,025 What's the big idea? 950 01:04:15,097 --> 01:04:17,292 I could've made road pizza out of you, kid! 951 01:04:20,736 --> 01:04:22,966 - What's he saying? - What is it, boy? 952 01:04:23,038 --> 01:04:26,201 Truck. Trouble at the mill! 953 01:04:26,275 --> 01:04:28,470 Is the barn on fire? 954 01:04:28,543 --> 01:04:31,740 The barn's on fire! The well! Timmy's stuck in the well! 955 01:04:31,813 --> 01:04:35,977 Hold on. He seems to be speaking words of some kind. 956 01:04:36,051 --> 01:04:37,416 Pffsst! 957 01:04:38,253 --> 01:04:41,017 You're a delivery girl. Then could you do me a favor? 958 01:04:41,089 --> 01:04:43,114 Oould you take this down the mountain? 959 01:04:43,191 --> 01:04:46,490 'Oause it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight! 960 01:04:46,561 --> 01:04:49,189 I'm sorry. What? I can't quite... with the... 961 01:04:49,264 --> 01:04:53,667 You got something right there across your mouth! 962 01:04:54,970 --> 01:04:57,404 You're an actor, right? So this is your big part. 963 01:04:57,472 --> 01:05:00,600 This is the role of a lifetime. Make them believe in you. 964 01:05:00,676 --> 01:05:03,770 Don't act like an evil henchman, be an evil henchman. Got it? 965 01:05:03,845 --> 01:05:06,075 - Know what you're gonna say, right? - Right! 966 01:05:07,883 --> 01:05:10,750 - Mr. Rabbit? - Dolph! Where have you been? 967 01:05:10,819 --> 01:05:14,346 You nim-witted Eurotrash with the... What is that, a ski mask? 968 01:05:14,423 --> 01:05:17,256 I like that. See, that's scary. That's good. 969 01:05:17,326 --> 01:05:20,523 - Boss... - What? Say it! Spit it out! 970 01:05:20,595 --> 01:05:23,962 - What's going on? - Boss... 971 01:05:24,032 --> 01:05:26,728 Paul's Bunion cream has the soothing formula... 972 01:05:26,802 --> 01:05:30,203 Hi there. What he means to say is that I'm the building inspector. 973 01:05:30,272 --> 01:05:32,137 - Yes. - I just need to tap the pipes 974 01:05:32,207 --> 01:05:33,868 to see if your wiring's up to par. 975 01:05:33,942 --> 01:05:38,470 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it. You're not... No. You can't touch anything in here. 976 01:05:38,547 --> 01:05:39,980 Let's walk. 977 01:05:40,716 --> 01:05:44,049 Let me level with you. You're an evil genius, right? 978 01:05:44,119 --> 01:05:48,579 Well, I don't know if I'd say genius, you know. 979 01:05:48,657 --> 01:05:50,284 I was asked to join Mensa. 980 01:05:50,359 --> 01:05:53,089 You got an evil lair in a cave, that's standard, 981 01:05:53,161 --> 01:05:55,994 but see, most masters of evil that we deal with 982 01:05:56,064 --> 01:05:58,396 are up to evil genius code. 983 01:05:58,467 --> 01:06:00,401 Are you familiar with the code? 984 01:06:00,469 --> 01:06:04,906 You know, I'm more of a do-it-yourself kind of guy. Yeah. 985 01:06:04,973 --> 01:06:07,669 I understand. Thinking about putting in a laser? 986 01:06:07,743 --> 01:06:10,234 I don't know. I don't... Do you think I should? 987 01:06:10,312 --> 01:06:13,440 Well, it's standard equipment for a cave lair. 988 01:06:13,515 --> 01:06:15,915 I'm not saying you're gonna zap someone today, 989 01:06:15,984 --> 01:06:19,385 but you gotta think about the future. They gotta be calibrated. 990 01:06:19,454 --> 01:06:23,413 - You gonna do that yourself? - Well, l... l... 991 01:06:23,492 --> 01:06:25,687 We should take a look at that power grid. 992 01:06:25,761 --> 01:06:28,059 OK. Yeah, sure, sure. 993 01:06:35,604 --> 01:06:37,037 Wait a minute. 994 01:06:39,174 --> 01:06:41,165 I smell hairspray. 995 01:06:42,177 --> 01:06:45,237 A-haaa! 996 01:06:45,847 --> 01:06:47,747 Oome here, you little bunny! 997 01:06:50,452 --> 01:06:52,613 Huh? 998 01:06:54,523 --> 01:06:56,286 Ooh! 999 01:06:56,358 --> 01:06:57,450 Whoo! 1000 01:06:57,526 --> 01:06:58,788 Ha-ha! 1001 01:06:58,860 --> 01:07:00,521 Gotcha! 1002 01:07:07,269 --> 01:07:08,702 Get over here! 1003 01:07:08,770 --> 01:07:11,671 Aahhh! 1004 01:07:14,910 --> 01:07:16,070 Hey, Puckett! 1005 01:07:16,878 --> 01:07:19,472 Little Red's gonna take a ride! 1006 01:07:20,182 --> 01:07:21,240 And there ain't... 1007 01:07:21,616 --> 01:07:22,878 no... 1008 01:07:22,951 --> 01:07:24,145 brakes! 1009 01:07:27,389 --> 01:07:28,389 Red! 1010 01:07:39,668 --> 01:07:40,999 Aah! 1011 01:07:41,069 --> 01:07:43,264 Whoo! 1012 01:07:43,338 --> 01:07:45,806 She doesn't trust you anymore, Granny! 1013 01:07:45,874 --> 01:07:47,705 Out of my way, bunny! 1014 01:07:49,177 --> 01:07:52,635 Whoo! Ha-ha! 1015 01:07:52,714 --> 01:07:53,874 Ahh! 1016 01:07:53,949 --> 01:07:55,940 Uhh! 1017 01:08:03,859 --> 01:08:05,224 Dolph! 1018 01:08:06,495 --> 01:08:08,690 Whahh! 1019 01:08:11,066 --> 01:08:13,591 Wow, that's a... that's a long way. 1020 01:08:13,668 --> 01:08:16,102 - We could take the truck. - Let's take the truck. 1021 01:08:16,171 --> 01:08:17,433 Yeah, cool. 1022 01:08:17,506 --> 01:08:21,374 They go up, you go down. Gotta help! APB! Get the bunny! 1023 01:08:21,443 --> 01:08:24,776 - This squirrel ate the wrong nuts. - English! What's wrong with you? 1024 01:08:24,846 --> 01:08:27,610 Wait a minute. I've got an idea. 1025 01:08:38,593 --> 01:08:40,584 Ah... OK. 1026 01:08:40,662 --> 01:08:43,961 The criminal cannot be found at the bottom of the mountain. 1027 01:08:44,032 --> 01:08:46,330 He resides at the top in a cave fortress 1028 01:08:46,401 --> 01:08:48,733 where my companions are trying to detain him. 1029 01:08:48,803 --> 01:08:50,270 Aww. 1030 01:08:50,338 --> 01:08:52,966 - That's more like it. - How do we know he's on the level? 1031 01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:55,942 He threw himself in front of a car. That's commitment. 1032 01:08:56,011 --> 01:08:58,878 No, that's crazy. We can't get up there in time anyway. 1033 01:08:58,947 --> 01:09:02,849 Hey, chief! It looks like they're coming to us! 1034 01:09:16,364 --> 01:09:17,388 Ahh! 1035 01:09:20,135 --> 01:09:22,194 Ohh! Ohh! 1036 01:09:29,211 --> 01:09:30,371 A-ha! 1037 01:09:30,445 --> 01:09:33,505 - Granny! - I'm coming, honey! 1038 01:09:37,352 --> 01:09:39,320 Grab the hood! 1039 01:09:44,726 --> 01:09:46,193 Aahhh! 1040 01:09:51,900 --> 01:09:53,765 Hold tight! 1041 01:10:14,089 --> 01:10:15,750 Whoo-hoo! 1042 01:10:15,824 --> 01:10:20,523 End of the line, ladies! 1043 01:10:20,595 --> 01:10:23,530 - Granny! - You know what to do. 1044 01:10:24,699 --> 01:10:26,792 Whoo! 1045 01:10:26,868 --> 01:10:28,961 Oh, wonderful. 1046 01:10:35,243 --> 01:10:36,437 No! 1047 01:10:36,511 --> 01:10:37,808 Watch your head. 1048 01:10:37,879 --> 01:10:39,847 - Oh! - Ow! 1049 01:10:39,914 --> 01:10:40,914 That hurts. 1050 01:10:42,050 --> 01:10:43,915 Get 'em outta here, boys. 1051 01:10:45,420 --> 01:10:48,548 - No, no, no, no. Not prison. - Say Parcheesi! 1052 01:10:48,623 --> 01:10:51,091 Not prison! Not for a cute little bunny rabbit! 1053 01:10:51,092 --> 01:10:52,837 Not prison! Not for a cute little bunny rabbit! 1054 01:10:52,861 --> 01:10:55,523 Granny, Little Bit, we got 'em! 1055 01:10:55,597 --> 01:10:58,930 - Not bad for a little cookie maker. - Thanks. 1056 01:11:02,304 --> 01:11:05,740 I guess I must have had my eyes shut pretty tight 1057 01:11:05,807 --> 01:11:09,334 not to see how fast you were growing up. 1058 01:11:10,578 --> 01:11:14,241 You were really something up there. 1059 01:11:14,316 --> 01:11:16,944 I take after my granny. 1060 01:11:19,788 --> 01:11:23,121 Hello, everybody! Here, we have the book! 1061 01:11:26,861 --> 01:11:30,194 - What happened here tonight? - My granny swooped in and saved me. 1062 01:11:30,265 --> 01:11:33,496 - And the whole forest! - It was my Red who saved the day. 1063 01:11:33,568 --> 01:11:37,265 Well, it was a group effort, spearheaded by myself, of course. 1064 01:11:37,339 --> 01:11:41,799 You'll read the story in tomorrow's column, but I will take a few questions. 1065 01:11:41,876 --> 01:11:44,538 Mr. Kirkendal will be appearing in our ad campaign... 1066 01:11:44,612 --> 01:11:46,739 - I got a call-back! - No, don't talk. 1067 01:11:46,815 --> 01:11:49,841 If a tree falls in the forest, you'll get three stories, 1068 01:11:49,918 --> 01:11:52,443 yours, mine and the tree's. 1069 01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:55,546 Well, a bunny gone bad is going away, 1070 01:11:55,623 --> 01:11:58,751 and you'll wake up tomorrow with piping hot tea cakes, 1071 01:11:58,827 --> 01:12:00,761 same as always. 1072 01:12:01,730 --> 01:12:02,856 Ooh! 1073 01:12:02,931 --> 01:12:04,523 Those are piping hot. 1074 01:12:04,599 --> 01:12:06,931 So how about that new delivery system? 1075 01:12:07,001 --> 01:12:09,435 Well, it beats riding a bike, that's for sure. 1076 01:12:14,142 --> 01:12:16,610 Hey, did you hear about Kirk? He finally made it. 1077 01:12:20,782 --> 01:12:23,649 - Wanna see the show with us? - I'm allergic to yodeling. 1078 01:12:23,718 --> 01:12:26,152 - Now, Wolfie... - I'm front page material now, 1079 01:12:26,221 --> 01:12:28,451 I'm about to crack a story about the three pigs 1080 01:12:28,523 --> 01:12:31,014 running a home improvement scam. Houses falling. 1081 01:12:31,092 --> 01:12:33,560 I got the wide-angle lenses for those piggies. 1082 01:12:33,628 --> 01:12:35,789 You sure this is the right place? 1083 01:12:35,864 --> 01:12:37,525 - Ah. - Mr. Flippers. 1084 01:12:37,599 --> 01:12:39,362 I see you all got my message. 1085 01:12:39,434 --> 01:12:41,664 - Glad you could make it. - What's going on? 1086 01:12:41,736 --> 01:12:45,069 Well, I was wondering if you would like to come and work for me. 1087 01:12:45,140 --> 01:12:47,665 I could use some fresh talent like you. 1088 01:12:47,742 --> 01:12:49,607 What kind of work are we talking about? 1089 01:12:49,677 --> 01:12:53,579 You'd be undercover, on impossible missions... 1090 01:12:53,648 --> 01:12:55,980 to faraway places. 1091 01:12:56,050 --> 01:12:59,486 There's a lot of stories out there that need a happy ending. 1092 01:12:59,554 --> 01:13:02,648 I'm part of a secret organization that makes sure that happens. 1093 01:13:02,724 --> 01:13:05,056 "Happily Ever After Agency"? 1094 01:13:05,126 --> 01:13:07,560 The woods don't go around by themselves. 1095 01:13:07,629 --> 01:13:10,120 We fight the bad guys, swing through the windows 1096 01:13:10,198 --> 01:13:12,029 secret-agent-style, right? 1097 01:13:12,100 --> 01:13:14,330 So, what do you think? 1098 01:13:16,704 --> 01:13:18,194 Bring it, honey. 1099 01:13:18,540 --> 01:13:21,976 I always did like happy endings.