1 00:02:32,167 --> 00:02:34,416 Here I come! 2 00:02:34,417 --> 00:02:36,207 Here I come. 3 00:02:36,209 --> 00:02:37,329 Mrs Faulkner? 4 00:02:37,334 --> 00:02:39,384 Yes. Bella Faulkner. 5 00:02:40,792 --> 00:02:44,752 Bella, Paula Hall from Child Welfare Services. This is Ricky Baker. 6 00:02:44,753 --> 00:02:47,166 Ricky Baker. Yes. 7 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:50,537 Oh, here you are. 8 00:02:50,751 --> 00:02:52,331 Mm. 9 00:02:54,459 --> 00:02:58,378 Ricky, I'm Bella. Uh, you can call me Bella, or Auntie, if you like, 10 00:02:58,379 --> 00:03:00,326 even though I'm not your real auntie. 11 00:03:00,334 --> 00:03:03,166 But, you know, it's a bit less formal. 12 00:03:03,167 --> 00:03:04,827 Whoo. You're a big fella! 13 00:03:04,834 --> 00:03:09,254 Who ate the guy who ate all the pies, eh? 14 00:03:10,251 --> 00:03:11,251 Sorry. 15 00:03:12,001 --> 00:03:13,671 Well, he's nice. 16 00:03:14,042 --> 00:03:17,292 Yeah. Now, uh, obviously we've got a couple of things to talk through, Bella. 17 00:03:17,334 --> 00:03:21,634 Clearly you've been briefed about his, uh, background and also his foster care history. 18 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:24,037 Apparently he's a bit of a handful, a real bad egg. 19 00:03:24,084 --> 00:03:26,714 I mean, if you look at his file, you'll see that for yourself. 20 00:03:26,751 --> 00:03:31,041 We're talking disobedience, stealing, spitting, running away, 21 00:03:31,042 --> 00:03:36,041 throwing rocks, kicking stuff, defacing stuff, burning stuff, loitering and graffiti. 22 00:03:36,042 --> 00:03:38,172 And that's just the stuff we know about. 23 00:03:38,292 --> 00:03:42,002 But hopefully, uh, change in scene will help straighten him out. 24 00:03:42,584 --> 00:03:44,384 He's home now. He'll be OK. 25 00:03:44,417 --> 00:03:47,667 OK. Well, I like your enthusiasm. Good. 26 00:03:59,959 --> 00:04:02,499 Ricky, this is your new home. 27 00:04:02,792 --> 00:04:04,542 A real piece of work, this one. 28 00:04:04,667 --> 00:04:05,917 Ricky! 29 00:04:07,417 --> 00:04:10,127 There's no one else who wants you, OK? 30 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:14,497 Now, Ricky, you know what the alternative is, don't you? Eh? 31 00:04:15,959 --> 00:04:20,079 Think you can make it work? 'Course we can. We'll make it work. 32 00:04:27,959 --> 00:04:30,669 Move. Move it. Move! 33 00:04:32,042 --> 00:04:34,172 Yeah. I've been in this game a long time. 34 00:04:34,209 --> 00:04:35,829 'No child left behind' is our motto. 35 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:39,246 Well, it's not, you know, the official motto, but it's definitely mine. 36 00:04:39,292 --> 00:04:42,882 Also, as part of the transition process, I'll be needing to inspect your property, 37 00:04:42,917 --> 00:04:45,666 just to make sure that it's up to our high standard. 38 00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:48,077 Looks fine. What do you think, Constable Tappert? 39 00:04:49,042 --> 00:04:51,832 - Andy! - Yeah, it looks cool. Yeah. 40 00:04:51,876 --> 00:04:55,996 We'll be coming in every eight weeks or so, just to check in on, uh... 41 00:05:00,417 --> 00:05:02,497 Who's that Crocodile Dundee guy over there? 42 00:05:02,501 --> 00:05:04,961 Oh, that's my husband, Hector. 43 00:05:05,001 --> 00:05:08,001 Whoa. He's giving that pig a piggyback. 44 00:05:11,459 --> 00:05:16,379 Well, I see he has a rifle. Just keep it away from this little guy. 45 00:05:16,792 --> 00:05:18,672 God knows what he's capable of. 46 00:05:19,126 --> 00:05:21,625 OK, he's all yours. No returns. 47 00:05:21,626 --> 00:05:23,286 Oh, I'm just joking. 48 00:05:23,292 --> 00:05:27,132 OK. You've got my number, so just, uh, ring me if you've got any trouble. OK? 49 00:05:27,584 --> 00:05:28,634 Bye, Ricky. 50 00:05:30,834 --> 00:05:32,004 Bye, Ricky. 51 00:05:33,209 --> 00:05:34,829 Wow, what a shocker, eh 52 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:37,331 OK, let's go, Andy. 53 00:05:43,709 --> 00:05:47,329 Ricky, this is Hec. You can call him Uncle, if you like. 54 00:05:49,001 --> 00:05:50,671 No, he can't. 55 00:05:53,626 --> 00:05:55,996 What do you want to do? Are you hungry? 56 00:05:57,001 --> 00:06:00,421 That's a silly question, isn't it? Look at you. 57 00:06:21,751 --> 00:06:24,081 Mm? 58 00:06:29,376 --> 00:06:34,746 You ever worked on a farm before or you just... ornamental? 59 00:06:36,084 --> 00:06:39,793 Hec. Just remember when we first met, you weren't much good to anyone. 60 00:06:39,794 --> 00:06:43,042 Just a scruffy white drifter who smelled like methylated spirits. 61 00:06:43,709 --> 00:06:44,959 Goodnight. 62 00:06:45,376 --> 00:06:47,326 Eh? What's that, dear? 63 00:06:48,626 --> 00:06:50,626 Goodnight. 64 00:06:52,042 --> 00:06:53,212 Oh... 65 00:06:54,751 --> 00:06:56,671 Jeez, Hec. You bloody idiot. 66 00:06:56,751 --> 00:06:57,791 What? 67 00:07:01,042 --> 00:07:02,042 Ricky? 68 00:07:02,709 --> 00:07:05,079 Buddy? Are you OK? 69 00:07:05,584 --> 00:07:08,754 Sorry about Hec. He's a silly old goat, that's all. 70 00:07:09,667 --> 00:07:12,917 OK, well, I hope you like your room, petal. 71 00:07:12,959 --> 00:07:16,168 They said you liked to read, so I got a bunch of books for you, 72 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:20,667 and you'll also notice an Indian lamp, a bulldog lamp and some cats, 73 00:07:20,709 --> 00:07:23,579 and a nice sharp knife to kill monsters in the night. 74 00:07:23,626 --> 00:07:26,977 I can't imagine what you've been through, boy. You know, I can't imagine it was easy. 75 00:07:27,001 --> 00:07:28,961 But you're here now. This is home. 76 00:07:29,876 --> 00:07:34,956 Anyway, it's really nice to have you here, and I left a hottie in your bed. 77 00:07:35,001 --> 00:07:37,001 We'll see you in the morning. 78 00:07:37,792 --> 00:07:38,792 OK? 79 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:41,332 OK, Ricky? 80 00:07:42,167 --> 00:07:43,167 OK. 81 00:07:44,167 --> 00:07:46,327 Nigh-night, then. See you in the morning. 82 00:08:59,167 --> 00:09:05,167 Jeez, boy, it's a miracle we found you! You made it all of 200m. 83 00:09:07,251 --> 00:09:09,041 I was just taking a break. 84 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,497 Hec's cooking breakfast. 85 00:09:12,667 --> 00:09:18,327 Eggs, bacon, a few sossies on the side, pancakes. 86 00:09:21,001 --> 00:09:26,211 Come on. Have some breakfast, then you can run away. 87 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:39,169 Oh man. I got poop on my kicks. 88 00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:42,792 Go away, insect! 89 00:09:48,292 --> 00:09:50,922 Good pancake. 90 00:09:53,042 --> 00:09:55,252 So, what's your dog's name? 91 00:09:56,126 --> 00:09:57,206 Zag. 92 00:09:57,584 --> 00:10:00,044 You should get another one and name it Zig. 93 00:10:02,792 --> 00:10:07,002 Bella told me to tell you that... you should give me something to do. 94 00:10:07,003 --> 00:10:08,671 Is there anything you want me to do? 95 00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:12,424 Yeah, leave me alone. 96 00:10:15,542 --> 00:10:16,712 Cool. 97 00:11:00,376 --> 00:11:01,416 Morning. 98 00:11:01,417 --> 00:11:04,707 Morning. I thought you were running away. 99 00:11:05,251 --> 00:11:08,581 I did, but I forgot something, so I came back. 100 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:12,576 Oh. Good for you, Ricky. Good to see some initiative. 101 00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:17,537 You ever been up in that jungle before? 102 00:11:17,751 --> 00:11:22,211 Oh, it's not a jungle; it's the bush. There's about a million hectares of it, buddy. 103 00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:24,707 You said 'bush'. 104 00:11:25,376 --> 00:11:28,166 I'm from up there, deep in the mountains. 105 00:11:28,459 --> 00:11:29,879 You ever go back much? Not for 106 00:11:29,917 --> 00:11:33,627 a long time. It's a hard journey, easy to get lost. 107 00:11:33,876 --> 00:11:36,456 We got a lake up there called Makutekahu. 108 00:11:36,792 --> 00:11:39,632 It's so high up it wets the cloak of the sky. 109 00:11:39,709 --> 00:11:43,129 It's the first place our spirits go on their way to Reinga. 110 00:11:43,584 --> 00:11:47,254 Yeah, when my time comes, that's where I'll go too. 111 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:51,750 Man, you guys got a lot of dead stuff round here. 112 00:11:51,751 --> 00:11:55,751 Mm. Saw a dead sheep the other day. Had maggots in it. 113 00:11:56,501 --> 00:11:59,211 There's heaps of maggots, 114 00:11:59,584 --> 00:12:02,634 maggots wriggling in that sheep 115 00:12:03,001 --> 00:12:07,331 like moving rice. Yuck. 116 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:12,212 That was my haiku about maggots. 117 00:12:12,334 --> 00:12:14,294 It's called 'Maggots'. 118 00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:19,667 This counsellor lady made me do them when I got in trouble. 119 00:12:19,751 --> 00:12:22,291 They help me express my feelings. 120 00:12:22,292 --> 00:12:25,382 They're poems made up of... Yeah. I know what a haiku is. 121 00:12:26,459 --> 00:12:29,629 I got heaps of them... want to hear another one? 122 00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:30,327 Sure. 123 00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:32,461 OK. 124 00:12:33,292 --> 00:12:34,882 'Kingi, you wanker. 125 00:12:35,001 --> 00:12:37,961 'You arsehole. I hate you heaps. 126 00:12:38,417 --> 00:12:40,827 'Please die soon in pain.' 127 00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:44,132 That was called 'Kingi, you Wanker'. 128 00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:47,167 Yeah, yeah. OK. Got ya. Got ya. That's enough haikus for today. 129 00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:50,212 Come on. Sit down. Come and give me a hand. 130 00:12:51,959 --> 00:12:53,999 Well, it's like this, 131 00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:58,667 and then you put it in this bag. 132 00:12:58,792 --> 00:12:59,882 Easy. 133 00:13:00,584 --> 00:13:01,884 Here you go. You have a go. 134 00:13:05,334 --> 00:13:07,004 Do you want to try something else? 135 00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:08,752 Yes, please. 136 00:13:10,834 --> 00:13:15,754 I'm imagining I'm a Maori warrior, and that bottle over there is a British soldier, 137 00:13:15,755 --> 00:13:18,211 and I'm defending all my wives. 138 00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:20,958 All right, Te Kooti. 139 00:13:20,959 --> 00:13:24,709 Well, you just keep the target above the little notch in the sight. 140 00:13:24,751 --> 00:13:27,131 And then when you're ready, you just breathe... 141 00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,169 Bloody hell! 142 00:13:30,751 --> 00:13:31,881 So, what are we hunting? 143 00:13:31,882 --> 00:13:35,576 Oh, anything. Deer, if we're lucky. 144 00:13:35,626 --> 00:13:37,786 Can we shoot one of those horses up there? 145 00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:40,082 Oh, I'll give... I'll give you one guess what my answer will be. 146 00:13:40,084 --> 00:13:42,544 Well, can I ride one? 147 00:13:42,584 --> 00:13:46,044 Nobody can ride them; they're too wild. 148 00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:47,754 Why do they need to be ridden, anyway? 149 00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:49,629 Well, that's what they're there for. 150 00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:53,126 Why can't they just eat grass and be horses and leave it at that, eh? 151 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,537 OK, OK. I was just making conversation. 152 00:13:55,542 --> 00:13:56,632 ZAG BARKS Shh. 153 00:13:57,834 --> 00:13:59,924 Pig! Come on! 154 00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:01,499 What? 155 00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:32,962 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! That's dinner sorted! 156 00:14:33,209 --> 00:14:35,039 Whoa! Want to help me gut it? 157 00:15:25,584 --> 00:15:26,464 Hip hip! 158 00:15:26,465 --> 00:15:27,669 Hooray! 159 00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:30,294 Go on, blow out your candles. 160 00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:31,709 OK. 161 00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:42,417 Hector, do you think it's time we gave Ricky his present? 162 00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:56,832 Thank you, Auntie! Thank you, Uncle! 163 00:15:56,876 --> 00:16:00,786 Feed him, clean up after him. He's yours... you're responsible. 164 00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:03,132 This is the best birthday I've ever had. 165 00:16:04,376 --> 00:16:06,626 I think it's the only birthday I've ever had. 166 00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:12,417 What are you gonna call him? 167 00:16:12,751 --> 00:16:16,671 Um, still thinking. Something fierce to reflect its true nature. 168 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:20,786 Either Psycho, Megatron... or Tupac. 169 00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:22,831 What's a Tupac? 170 00:16:23,001 --> 00:16:27,001 It's just my... this really cool rapper, and he's, like, my best friend. 171 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:30,957 Are you gonna run away tonight? 172 00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:33,042 Not sure. 173 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:35,132 No, oh, it's cool with me. 174 00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:37,879 Just make sure you're back by breakfast. 175 00:16:39,251 --> 00:16:40,331 OK. 176 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:43,326 So happy we found you, buddy. 177 00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:45,376 Sorry it took so long. 178 00:16:46,417 --> 00:16:47,417 Me too. 179 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,041 Nigh-night, Ricky. 180 00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:53,792 Night, Auntie. 181 00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:33,291 Where are you going, Tupac? 182 00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:37,331 Come on. 183 00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:38,922 Man! 184 00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:41,212 Ohhh! 185 00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:43,002 Oh, Bella! 186 00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:10,999 You know, sometimes in life, 187 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,752 it seems like there's no way out... 188 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:21,464 like a sheep trapped in a maze designed by wolves. 189 00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:25,174 And you know that if you're ever in that situation, 190 00:18:25,209 --> 00:18:28,129 there are always two doors to choose from. 191 00:18:28,751 --> 00:18:30,131 And through the first door... 192 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,539 oh, it's easy to get through that door and on the other side waiting 193 00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:35,672 for you are all the nummiest treats you can imagine. 194 00:18:35,709 --> 00:18:40,999 Fanta, Doritos, L&P, Burger Rings, Coke Zero. 195 00:18:41,459 --> 00:18:43,879 But you know what? There's also another door, 196 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,956 not the Burger Ring door, not the Fanta door; 197 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,421 another door that's harder to get through. 198 00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:52,037 Guess what's on the other side? 199 00:18:52,501 --> 00:18:54,501 Anyone want to take a guess? 200 00:18:57,209 --> 00:18:58,709 Vegetables? 201 00:19:00,376 --> 00:19:03,536 N-No, not vegeta... 202 00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:05,792 No. 203 00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:12,579 You would think Jesus. I thought Jesus the first time I-I-I-I came across that door. 204 00:19:12,626 --> 00:19:15,166 It's not Jesus. It's another door. 205 00:19:15,876 --> 00:19:18,416 And guess what's on the other side of that door? 206 00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:22,501 Jesus. 207 00:19:22,751 --> 00:19:24,131 Jesus. Yeah, Jesus. 208 00:19:24,459 --> 00:19:26,289 He's tricky like that, Jesus. 209 00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,076 So let us pray, 210 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:34,456 to Jesus, please, and make it a bit easier to get through those doors, uh, to find you 211 00:19:34,459 --> 00:19:37,999 and your bounty of delicious confectionary. 212 00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:40,826 Thank you, Selena. Take it away. 213 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,326 Dinner. It's a bit burnt. 214 00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:11,497 Here. 215 00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:15,042 Read this. 216 00:21:16,001 --> 00:21:18,131 Out loud. 217 00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:22,497 'From the Child Welfare people. 218 00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:27,632 'Mr Hector Faulkner.'This is Paula Hall from Child Welfare writing to you. 219 00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:29,957 'I'm sorry to hear about your recent bereavement. 220 00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:32,919 'However, in light of the altered circumstances, 221 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:36,629 'the current situation regarding Ricky's care will have to be reviewed. 222 00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:40,537 'As of June the 1st, I will be taking him back into state custody 223 00:21:40,709 --> 00:21:43,079 'until alternative arrangements can be made. 224 00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:46,544 'Rest assured I am working tireless to find a new home for Ricky. 225 00:21:46,584 --> 00:21:51,504 'And you can expect a visit next week for Ricky's collection. 226 00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:56,292 'Sincerely, Paula Hall, Ministry of Child Welfare.' 227 00:21:56,959 --> 00:21:58,999 Like hell! They can't do that! 228 00:21:59,542 --> 00:22:00,916 Yeah, they can. 229 00:22:00,917 --> 00:22:04,377 But I live here now. It's my home! 230 00:22:04,417 --> 00:22:09,537 Not any more, it isn't. Not in their eyes. Not without a woman to run the show. 231 00:22:10,959 --> 00:22:14,919 Why don't we just get you a new wife? There's plenty of ladies on the internet, I heard. 232 00:22:17,501 --> 00:22:18,631 Too soon? 233 00:22:18,709 --> 00:22:21,829 What if we just keep living here, and if they try to take the farm, 234 00:22:21,876 --> 00:22:23,786 we'll just have a shootout, like Scarface. 235 00:22:23,792 --> 00:22:25,379 Except we don't have any cocaine. 236 00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:27,746 You can't change this, Ricky. You're gonna go back, 237 00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:30,004 and you're gonna stick it out in a new home. OK? 238 00:22:30,042 --> 00:22:31,752 There's no way that's happening. 239 00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:33,789 Well, I'm gonna go bush. I'm gonna... 240 00:22:33,834 --> 00:22:35,754 disappear for a while. 241 00:22:35,834 --> 00:22:39,424 Disappear? Yeah, that sounds more like me. 242 00:22:41,417 --> 00:22:43,667 Come on! We'll be a team! 243 00:22:43,709 --> 00:22:46,539 Oh, for God's sake. You wouldn't last five minutes out there. 244 00:22:47,001 --> 00:22:50,631 But Auntie Bella said you had to look after me! 245 00:22:51,417 --> 00:22:53,287 Can you just give me some privacy? 246 00:23:06,834 --> 00:23:09,674 I heard they do experiments at the Boys' Home... 247 00:23:09,709 --> 00:23:11,919 waterboarding, torture, that sort of thing. 248 00:23:11,959 --> 00:23:16,419 This one boy got thrown acid on his face because he asked for more Weet-Bix. 249 00:23:18,042 --> 00:23:20,420 Hey, you can't put Auntie in a box. 250 00:23:20,421 --> 00:23:22,667 Give it a rest. But she wanted to go to the sky place. 251 00:23:22,709 --> 00:23:25,829 She's gone, OK? That's life... 252 00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:30,789 one day you're here, and the next you're in a bloody box. 253 00:23:32,376 --> 00:23:35,246 Just get this into your head, boy... 254 00:23:35,751 --> 00:23:38,831 it was Bella that wanted you here, not me. 255 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:41,787 I know you think this can work, but it can't. 256 00:23:45,126 --> 00:23:48,996 So the welfare people are coming on Friday. They're coming to get you. 257 00:23:51,834 --> 00:23:53,464 That's that, then? 258 00:23:53,501 --> 00:23:55,711 Yep... that's that. 259 00:24:23,042 --> 00:24:24,132 That's that. 260 00:24:56,626 --> 00:24:59,746 Goodbye, Ricky Baker. 261 00:25:03,709 --> 00:25:05,289 Uh-oh. 262 00:25:05,459 --> 00:25:08,629 Come on, Tupac! Come on, Tupac! 263 00:25:52,792 --> 00:25:54,082 Whoa! 264 00:26:18,709 --> 00:26:23,459 Five down, 10 to go. Come on, Ricky. Stick on the rations. 265 00:26:56,209 --> 00:26:59,329 Stuff this, Tupac. We're going home. 266 00:27:23,501 --> 00:27:24,666 Are you lost? 267 00:27:24,667 --> 00:27:26,287 Oh! 268 00:27:26,584 --> 00:27:27,584 No. 269 00:27:27,792 --> 00:27:28,922 Yeah, you are. 270 00:27:29,626 --> 00:27:31,946 Told you you wouldn't last more than five minutes out here. 271 00:27:32,876 --> 00:27:36,375 You got yourself very lost. I'm amazed how lost you are. 272 00:27:36,376 --> 00:27:39,626 I move fast. I've got my own thing going on here... 273 00:27:39,667 --> 00:27:42,457 Ricky Town. Population... Ricky. 274 00:27:42,501 --> 00:27:44,921 Yeah, well. You're going back to Reality Town. 275 00:27:44,922 --> 00:27:47,037 Like hell. I live here now. 276 00:27:47,126 --> 00:27:48,126 Like hell. 277 00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:52,081 I've got better things to do than to run around the bush looking for little shits like you. 278 00:27:52,084 --> 00:27:52,924 So get up. 279 00:27:52,959 --> 00:27:53,579 I hate you. 280 00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:54,714 Well, I hate you too. 281 00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:55,829 I hope you die. 282 00:27:55,834 --> 00:27:56,544 Me too! 283 00:27:56,584 --> 00:27:58,884 You may as well just kill me now. 284 00:28:01,042 --> 00:28:02,252 Don't kill me. 285 00:28:04,876 --> 00:28:07,376 Anyway, I'm excited to go back to the city. 286 00:28:07,959 --> 00:28:08,959 Good. 287 00:28:09,042 --> 00:28:12,172 Can't wait. I hate it here... 288 00:28:12,209 --> 00:28:13,879 so much dirt. 289 00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:15,576 It's going to be cool. 290 00:28:15,626 --> 00:28:21,916 Get me some new gears, become a drug dealer, a rapper, and die in a drive-by. 291 00:28:21,959 --> 00:28:24,169 Just keep an eye on where you're going. 292 00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:29,999 This is wet. 293 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:34,041 I'm hungry. Where are we? 294 00:28:34,042 --> 00:28:35,172 Shut it. 295 00:28:35,667 --> 00:28:37,327 I hate the bush. 296 00:28:37,376 --> 00:28:38,376 Shut it. 297 00:28:39,917 --> 00:28:41,457 My shoes are wet. 298 00:28:41,501 --> 00:28:45,961 You're the useless bugger who got lost in the first place. You remember that. 299 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:48,792 You don't even have a map. Where's our map? 300 00:28:48,834 --> 00:28:51,084 Don't need one. I know where I am. 301 00:28:51,667 --> 00:28:54,417 Probably couldn't even read it anyway. 302 00:28:54,584 --> 00:28:56,464 Why would I need to read a map? 303 00:28:56,501 --> 00:29:00,710 I already told you... I know where I am. Reading is stupid anyway. 304 00:29:00,711 --> 00:29:03,879 Only people who can't read say things like that. 305 00:29:08,542 --> 00:29:09,542 What? 306 00:29:10,751 --> 00:29:13,625 No. You can't read? 307 00:29:13,626 --> 00:29:14,376 Watch it now! 308 00:29:14,417 --> 00:29:18,287 You're like one of those people who are, like, raised by, like, wolves or something, eh? 309 00:29:18,334 --> 00:29:20,964 Ooga booga! Me Hec... me no read! 310 00:29:21,709 --> 00:29:25,039 What's this? This is words. Me stupid. 311 00:29:25,084 --> 00:29:28,044 You little...! 312 00:29:31,209 --> 00:29:32,879 - Ah, my foot. - You OK? 313 00:29:32,959 --> 00:29:34,579 No. I'm not OK. 314 00:29:34,626 --> 00:29:38,536 This is all your fault, you little bastard! 315 00:29:38,667 --> 00:29:40,957 Come on, let's get you comfortable. 316 00:29:57,292 --> 00:29:59,420 I don't really think you're a bastard. 317 00:29:59,421 --> 00:30:03,247 Yeah, you do. That's OK, because I think you're a bastard too. 318 00:30:03,626 --> 00:30:07,456 Anyway, it's good. It's... healthy to get these feelings out. 319 00:30:09,292 --> 00:30:11,002 Can you move it yet?' 320 00:30:11,042 --> 00:30:14,922 Course I can't. It's fractured. Take weeks to heal. 321 00:30:15,251 --> 00:30:18,501 OK, Debbie Downer, can we think of something more positive? 322 00:30:19,251 --> 00:30:22,666 Maybe you could... write a haiku to express your feelings. 323 00:30:22,667 --> 00:30:23,667 A what? 324 00:30:26,917 --> 00:30:29,077 Lost in the forest. 325 00:30:30,126 --> 00:30:33,536 A sore ankle, poor uncle. 326 00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:36,502 Oh well, never mind. 327 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:39,461 Oh God, we really need to get out of here. 328 00:30:39,501 --> 00:30:40,751 Do you want me to go find help? 329 00:30:42,709 --> 00:30:43,879 I'd die, wouldn't I? 330 00:30:44,084 --> 00:30:46,834 No, we've got no choice but to camp out here for a few weeks. 331 00:30:46,876 --> 00:30:47,876 But I'm hungry! 332 00:30:48,292 --> 00:30:50,291 There's plenty to eat if you know where to look. 333 00:30:50,292 --> 00:30:52,212 Well, I don't know where to look Hector. 334 00:30:52,501 --> 00:30:55,000 And also, I ran out of toilet paper. Give me some of yours. 335 00:30:55,001 --> 00:30:55,921 Eh? 336 00:30:55,959 --> 00:30:59,579 I've gotta poop. I need a poop, you need a poop. We all poop. 337 00:30:59,584 --> 00:31:01,134 Use a leaf. 338 00:31:01,209 --> 00:31:02,499 A leaf? 339 00:31:02,709 --> 00:31:04,999 I hate you. 340 00:31:05,501 --> 00:31:06,461 And bury it! 341 00:31:06,462 --> 00:31:08,169 I'll bury you. 342 00:31:14,084 --> 00:31:16,464 This ain't no charred foster kid. 343 00:31:17,251 --> 00:31:18,671 How can you tell, Paula? 344 00:31:19,334 --> 00:31:22,174 Does this look like a human head to you, Andy? 345 00:31:27,376 --> 00:31:28,746 Where are you, Ricky Baker? 346 00:31:28,751 --> 00:31:32,671 Hey, I reckon the old man chopped him up, buried him somewhere... 347 00:31:34,709 --> 00:31:35,709 Or ate him. 348 00:31:36,542 --> 00:31:38,672 Something definitely happened, 349 00:31:39,334 --> 00:31:40,671 but I'm wondering what. 350 00:31:40,672 --> 00:31:44,787 OK, I'm gonna need you to shutup, Andy, because you're doing my frickin' head in. 351 00:31:45,584 --> 00:31:47,000 Come on, let's go. 352 00:31:47,001 --> 00:31:49,711 This ain't over by a Mangaweka mile. 353 00:31:50,292 --> 00:31:52,252 Get me the police. It's an emergency. 354 00:31:52,292 --> 00:31:53,560 Hey, whoa, Paula. I am the police. 355 00:31:53,584 --> 00:31:56,634 I mean real ones, Andy. Ones with guns. 356 00:32:35,626 --> 00:32:38,416 Hey, Uncle, wanna listen to my Walkman? 357 00:32:39,376 --> 00:32:40,376 No. 358 00:32:43,876 --> 00:32:45,076 Where are you going? 359 00:32:45,251 --> 00:32:46,001 Hunting. 360 00:32:46,002 --> 00:32:47,421 Like hell. 361 00:32:49,376 --> 00:32:50,376 You can thank me later. 362 00:32:50,751 --> 00:32:51,541 Tupac! 363 00:32:51,667 --> 00:32:53,877 Yeah, yeah. 364 00:33:39,251 --> 00:33:41,831 Did you get any food? 365 00:33:42,209 --> 00:33:43,919 What the hell is that? 366 00:33:43,959 --> 00:33:45,039 Salad. 367 00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:49,382 What? I'd like to see you do any better. 368 00:33:58,126 --> 00:34:02,746 Never eaten a slug before. Where did you get it? 369 00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:05,706 It's an eel. Got it down the creek. 370 00:34:06,751 --> 00:34:08,461 Yeah, but how? With what? 371 00:34:08,792 --> 00:34:11,542 Oh, I don't know. The knack. 372 00:34:12,126 --> 00:34:15,326 Oh yeah, the knack. What's that? How do you get it? 373 00:34:15,876 --> 00:34:17,666 It's not a thing. It's just... 374 00:34:19,001 --> 00:34:21,211 You just get it. It's a... 375 00:34:21,626 --> 00:34:22,916 Oh, it's a way of, um... 376 00:34:23,667 --> 00:34:27,207 it's a way of figuring things out without having to think too hard or... 377 00:34:27,709 --> 00:34:29,709 or talk, more importantly. 378 00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:35,127 You know, most people who die in the bush... they're found naked. 379 00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:36,382 Ew. 380 00:34:36,383 --> 00:34:39,706 Yeah, they panic, and they think their clothes are slowing them down. 381 00:34:39,751 --> 00:34:42,500 They throw them away, and then the cold gets to them. 382 00:34:42,501 --> 00:34:46,041 But the trick is... this is the knack... 383 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:50,043 you stay calm, you look for water, you follow it to high ground 384 00:34:50,044 --> 00:34:51,962 until you can see what's going on. 385 00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:57,626 What would you do if I got lost today? Would you miss me? 386 00:34:59,459 --> 00:35:04,629 Well, you... you didn't get lost, so... that's good. 387 00:35:05,751 --> 00:35:07,625 Do you miss Auntie Bella? 388 00:35:07,626 --> 00:35:09,076 Shh. 389 00:35:09,959 --> 00:35:13,039 Yeah, you're still processing. 390 00:35:14,084 --> 00:35:18,584 You got to do that when sad things happen... process it. 391 00:35:19,709 --> 00:35:24,289 That's like when my mate Amber died. I processed that for ages. 392 00:35:25,042 --> 00:35:27,422 Who's Amber? 393 00:35:28,001 --> 00:35:29,961 We were in a home together for a while, 394 00:35:31,084 --> 00:35:35,464 and she went to this new family and then started getting in trouble, 395 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,291 telling stories about the dad. 396 00:35:38,709 --> 00:35:41,169 And then one day she was just dead. 397 00:35:42,334 --> 00:35:44,334 What do you mean dead? How? 398 00:35:45,126 --> 00:35:47,286 Don't know. No one told me. 399 00:35:56,001 --> 00:35:58,131 This slug is actually pretty good. 400 00:36:11,751 --> 00:36:14,831 Come on, it's time to get out of here. 401 00:36:22,167 --> 00:36:27,127 Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Yes! 402 00:36:27,501 --> 00:36:31,251 OK. We'll stay here the night, and we'll be back at the farm by tomorrow arvo. 403 00:36:33,001 --> 00:36:34,125 Yes! 404 00:36:34,126 --> 00:36:36,876 There's beds, books! 405 00:36:37,251 --> 00:36:40,631 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Toilet paper! 406 00:36:40,667 --> 00:36:43,037 - A nice, warm fire. DOGS BARK - Get out, you mongrels. 407 00:36:43,042 --> 00:36:47,882 Come on. Come on. Give me some bars so I can communicate with the outside world. 408 00:36:47,917 --> 00:36:48,537 Ricky, 409 00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:51,747 take a look at this. 410 00:36:52,334 --> 00:36:54,214 Oh, Uncle. We're famous! 411 00:36:56,251 --> 00:37:00,081 'Hector Faulkner, 65, and Richard Baker, 13, 412 00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:02,754 'have been missing now for six weeks. 413 00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:04,672 'Faulkner is Cauc... 414 00:37:06,042 --> 00:37:07,422 'Cauc... Asian.' 415 00:37:07,876 --> 00:37:10,326 Wow, they got that wrong, because you're obviously white. 416 00:37:11,542 --> 00:37:16,042 'There is a fear for Faulkner's mental health following the recent death of his wife. 417 00:37:16,376 --> 00:37:19,246 'Police are not ruling out kidnapping.' Kidnapping! 418 00:37:19,292 --> 00:37:22,252 'Park rangers have been alerted for anyone seeing the pair 419 00:37:22,253 --> 00:37:25,460 'should report back to the nearest police station.' Ho! 420 00:37:25,461 --> 00:37:29,999 Uncle, you're basically a criminal now. But on the bright side, you're famous. 421 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:33,922 They think I'm crazy. 422 00:37:33,959 --> 00:37:35,749 And Asian. 423 00:37:42,209 --> 00:37:45,829 Hey, you know when the Wildebeests migrate, they walk up to a thousand miles. 424 00:37:45,834 --> 00:37:47,000 Is that heaps? 425 00:37:47,001 --> 00:37:48,581 Yeah. Heaps. 426 00:37:48,792 --> 00:37:50,000 Just like us. 427 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:53,961 Walking, walking, trying to get somewhere. 428 00:37:54,334 --> 00:37:59,464 Looking for a better home. 429 00:37:59,626 --> 00:38:01,496 Gidday. 430 00:38:05,292 --> 00:38:07,462 Jeez, eh. Whoo. 431 00:38:07,876 --> 00:38:09,876 Got a lot of explaining to do. 432 00:38:09,917 --> 00:38:11,747 A lot of people looking for you two. 433 00:38:11,792 --> 00:38:12,792 Yeah, we know. 434 00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:18,082 I did my ankle back in one of the valleys. And, uh, we're on the way out now. 435 00:38:21,751 --> 00:38:22,961 Well, 436 00:38:24,792 --> 00:38:27,082 wait till they hear we caught you in a hut. 437 00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:31,079 Well, we weren't hiding, 438 00:38:31,126 --> 00:38:34,286 The boy got himself lost, and, uh, I'm bringing him back. 439 00:38:34,334 --> 00:38:38,294 Whoa. Cool gun, bro. 440 00:38:38,584 --> 00:38:41,424 What do you guys shoot with this? Sparrows? 441 00:38:41,459 --> 00:38:43,749 Mm, sometimes. 442 00:38:46,959 --> 00:38:48,129 He hurt you, son? 443 00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:51,036 Nah. I fell in some prickles one time. 444 00:38:51,042 --> 00:38:52,632 Did he push you in those prickles? 445 00:38:52,709 --> 00:38:55,378 Yeah, probably. Did he push you in the prickles, mate? 446 00:38:55,379 --> 00:38:56,416 Leave him alone. 447 00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:58,079 You shut your trap, old fulla. 448 00:38:59,167 --> 00:39:01,997 I'd go get some rest if I was you. You've got a long walk tomorrow. 449 00:39:02,792 --> 00:39:06,252 First of all, you watch how you talk to me. 450 00:39:07,001 --> 00:39:08,081 And second of all, 451 00:39:08,626 --> 00:39:10,876 you can take him, but I'm staying here. 452 00:39:11,251 --> 00:39:13,421 Like hell. People want answers. 453 00:39:13,459 --> 00:39:14,879 Yeah, answers. 454 00:39:14,959 --> 00:39:18,539 Look, we got lost; I got injured. He's fine. It was basically a holiday. 455 00:39:18,584 --> 00:39:21,504 Not a real holiday, because he made me do stuff. 456 00:39:24,084 --> 00:39:25,084 Like what? 457 00:39:25,334 --> 00:39:29,584 Just stuff. He had a sore leg, so he made me do things for him. 458 00:39:29,959 --> 00:39:36,249 It was hard at first, because my hands are so soft. But I got used to it. 459 00:39:36,667 --> 00:39:40,747 I didn't really want to do it, but it was the only way to survive. 460 00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:45,922 Well, it wasn't always hard. Sometimes I got to do my own thing. 461 00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:49,247 He pretty much never joined in with me, though. 462 00:39:49,251 --> 00:39:51,581 I asked if he wanted to play with me, but... 463 00:39:53,209 --> 00:39:55,709 he would just make me play with myself. 464 00:39:58,417 --> 00:40:00,207 I feel sick. I feel sick, Hugh. 465 00:40:00,251 --> 00:40:03,211 Well... Hang on. He doesn't know what he means. 466 00:40:03,251 --> 00:40:05,041 You're a bloody pervert. 467 00:40:05,084 --> 00:40:06,004 What did you call me? 468 00:40:06,005 --> 00:40:08,211 You heard him. Yeah, you heard him, you old perv. 469 00:40:08,251 --> 00:40:10,381 Hey! He's not a pervert, you dickhead! 470 00:40:10,417 --> 00:40:11,037 Shut up Ricky. 471 00:40:11,084 --> 00:40:12,424 Yeah, shut up, Ricky. 472 00:40:12,459 --> 00:40:14,499 Hey, only I get to tell him to shut up. 473 00:40:14,501 --> 00:40:16,251 Oooh. Brainwasher. 474 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:21,422 You're going to jail, you pervert. 475 00:40:21,459 --> 00:40:23,629 Want to say that again? 476 00:40:23,667 --> 00:40:25,457 Say it again. 477 00:40:25,751 --> 00:40:27,211 Going to jail, 478 00:40:31,584 --> 00:40:33,334 you pervert. 479 00:40:43,584 --> 00:40:46,424 Get off, you mongrel! 480 00:40:48,042 --> 00:40:50,082 Shit just got real! 481 00:40:50,417 --> 00:40:53,077 Back up, homies, and let go of my uncle! 482 00:40:53,126 --> 00:40:56,916 It's OK, kid. You can put it down. He won't hurt you anymore. 483 00:40:57,709 --> 00:41:01,209 I said get away from my uncle. 484 00:41:01,251 --> 00:41:04,251 Ricky, give me that. 485 00:41:06,251 --> 00:41:07,291 Get down! 486 00:41:08,042 --> 00:41:12,752 Ricky, get their guns. Take the bolts out. We're getting out of here. 487 00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:18,747 Yeah. Shit just got real. 488 00:41:19,292 --> 00:41:20,292 Hey! 489 00:41:21,084 --> 00:41:22,464 You're dead, old man. 490 00:41:22,501 --> 00:41:25,671 Yeah, dead meat, you old perv! 491 00:41:29,251 --> 00:41:32,921 You've had it, mate! There's no chance for you! 492 00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:36,329 Get up. 493 00:41:38,792 --> 00:41:41,832 Straight up that was the most gangster shit I've ever done. 494 00:41:41,834 --> 00:41:45,504 You idiot. And what were you talking about back there? Do you know what that sounds like? 495 00:41:45,542 --> 00:41:46,582 No! 496 00:41:48,292 --> 00:41:49,422 Ohhh! 497 00:41:49,501 --> 00:41:50,768 They're gonna put me away for sure. 498 00:41:50,792 --> 00:41:52,672 Bastards. Yeah, bastards. 499 00:41:52,709 --> 00:41:54,669 Hear what that guy called me? Pervert! 500 00:41:54,709 --> 00:41:55,539 We need more guns, 501 00:41:55,542 --> 00:41:56,632 Oh God. What am I gonna do? 502 00:41:56,667 --> 00:41:57,667 Hand grenades, 503 00:41:57,709 --> 00:42:00,789 maybe a rocket launcher. They're gonna come for us. 504 00:42:00,792 --> 00:42:01,832 Yeah, Police. 505 00:42:01,876 --> 00:42:02,786 Awesome. 506 00:42:02,834 --> 00:42:04,964 No, it's not awesome, Ricky, it's serious. 507 00:42:05,001 --> 00:42:07,129 Yeah, but no one got hurt. You're not dangerous. 508 00:42:07,130 --> 00:42:08,746 Yeah, well, I am to them. 509 00:42:09,251 --> 00:42:10,041 I've been to prison. 510 00:42:10,042 --> 00:42:12,382 Gangster! For what? 511 00:42:12,751 --> 00:42:13,791 Manslaughter. 512 00:42:13,834 --> 00:42:15,884 Double gangster! You need a teardrop tattoo. 513 00:42:15,917 --> 00:42:18,497 Oh, I was young. It was a drunken fight. 514 00:42:19,001 --> 00:42:21,711 Did my time, but... they won't see it like that. 515 00:42:22,001 --> 00:42:24,000 I'll just tell them you were looking after me. 516 00:42:24,001 --> 00:42:25,977 It doesn't matter what you tell them; they won't believe you. 517 00:42:26,001 --> 00:42:27,631 They'll think I made you do it. 518 00:42:28,126 --> 00:42:30,206 I'm not going back to jail. I'm better off up here. 519 00:42:30,584 --> 00:42:33,334 This is no place for a kid. You're going to have to go back, Ricky. 520 00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:34,166 To what? 521 00:42:34,209 --> 00:42:36,039 - Well, to the welfare people. - No. 522 00:42:36,084 --> 00:42:37,542 - They'll look after you. - No, they won't. 523 00:42:37,543 --> 00:42:38,922 They'll find you another home. You'll be fine. 524 00:42:38,923 --> 00:42:40,667 No. You're not listening! 525 00:42:40,709 --> 00:42:43,999 Nobody listens. There's no more homes, just juvie! 526 00:42:44,042 --> 00:42:45,422 What's juvie? 527 00:42:45,626 --> 00:42:47,626 Juvenile prison. 528 00:42:49,251 --> 00:42:51,419 They don't care about kids like me. 529 00:42:51,420 --> 00:42:53,667 They just keep moving us around until... 530 00:42:53,709 --> 00:42:57,079 something happens, like... Amber. 531 00:43:02,751 --> 00:43:05,251 Oh, no. Bugger that. 532 00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:11,076 OK, OK. We're in about a million hectares of bush... that's big. 533 00:43:11,126 --> 00:43:13,076 It's big enough to hide in for a while, anyway. 534 00:43:13,126 --> 00:43:14,076 Good enough for me. 535 00:43:14,084 --> 00:43:15,254 But we're heading into winter. 536 00:43:15,255 --> 00:43:17,751 It's gonna be rough... no huts, no tents, real bush life. 537 00:43:17,792 --> 00:43:18,752 Can you handle that? 538 00:43:18,792 --> 00:43:19,832 I can handle it. 539 00:43:19,917 --> 00:43:22,997 Yeah. And if you play up, I dump ya. 540 00:43:23,042 --> 00:43:23,882 OK, Uncle. 541 00:43:23,917 --> 00:43:26,037 I'd still prefer if you don't call me Uncle. 542 00:43:26,084 --> 00:43:29,584 OK, Hec. So what do we do now? 543 00:43:30,167 --> 00:43:31,707 We run. 544 00:43:36,751 --> 00:43:37,711 Wait, wait, wait. 545 00:43:37,751 --> 00:43:39,208 No, no. 546 00:43:39,209 --> 00:43:40,379 No, we don't need to run. 547 00:43:40,380 --> 00:43:43,576 Oh yeah. Let's just fast walk. 548 00:43:43,584 --> 00:43:45,384 Yeah. Come on. 549 00:44:51,376 --> 00:44:53,246 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 550 00:45:50,667 --> 00:45:53,167 Pretty majestical, eh? 551 00:45:53,417 --> 00:45:55,287 I don't think that's a word. 552 00:45:55,751 --> 00:45:57,461 Majestical? Sure it is. 553 00:45:58,001 --> 00:45:59,541 Nah, it's not real. 554 00:45:59,917 --> 00:46:01,497 What would you know? 555 00:46:01,834 --> 00:46:03,504 It's 'majestic.' 556 00:46:04,042 --> 00:46:06,082 Well, that doesn't sound very special. 557 00:46:06,834 --> 00:46:09,004 'Majestical' is way better. 558 00:46:10,751 --> 00:46:12,881 What do you reckon this place is called, anyway? 559 00:46:13,751 --> 00:46:18,000 Do you think it's that place where the cloak gets wet by the sky or something? 560 00:46:18,001 --> 00:46:19,681 I don't know. What the hell does that mean? 561 00:46:20,042 --> 00:46:22,042 Auntie Bella said she was from up here... 562 00:46:22,167 --> 00:46:24,877 from this special lake that almost touches the sky. 563 00:46:24,959 --> 00:46:28,039 Mate, Bella didn't know where she was from. 564 00:46:28,042 --> 00:46:29,166 Nah, she said... 565 00:46:29,167 --> 00:46:30,707 No. She was making it up. 566 00:46:30,834 --> 00:46:36,134 Look... Bella didn't have any family. Like you. Like me. 567 00:46:36,417 --> 00:46:40,707 That's why she wanted to look after you... and took pity on me. 568 00:46:40,959 --> 00:46:45,039 She wanted to save us poor wretches when no one else wanted us. 569 00:46:46,376 --> 00:46:48,456 Like rescue dogs. 570 00:46:50,376 --> 00:46:53,786 That's the way she was. Heart of gold. 571 00:47:00,251 --> 00:47:02,541 Yeah, it's majestical. 572 00:47:04,792 --> 00:47:06,922 May as well camp, eh? 573 00:47:08,126 --> 00:47:09,996 Sun is going down. 574 00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:21,416 Developing story now, more on this massive national manhunt. 575 00:47:21,459 --> 00:47:25,289 Yes, we've got Paula Hall from the Department of Child Welfare with us. 576 00:47:25,334 --> 00:47:26,880 Paula, thank you for being here... 577 00:47:26,881 --> 00:47:30,326 Tell us about this boy. What kind of character are we talking about? 578 00:47:30,376 --> 00:47:31,076 Well, look, we're... 579 00:47:31,126 --> 00:47:34,496 We're talking about a young boy who is capable of stealing, 580 00:47:34,501 --> 00:47:38,921 spitting, breaking stuff, kicking stuff, defacing stuff, 581 00:47:39,376 --> 00:47:45,125 stealing stuff, burning stuff and, uh, loitering and graffiti-ing. Yeah. 582 00:47:45,126 --> 00:47:49,036 Mm. Even so, Paula, he's just a kid, right? He's alone in the bush. He's scared. 583 00:47:49,042 --> 00:47:52,752 Scared? No, no. He's not... He's not a scared little kid. 584 00:47:52,792 --> 00:47:55,882 He's a spanner in the works, and I'm the mechanic who is gonna take that spanner 585 00:47:55,883 --> 00:47:58,125 and put him back in the toolbox... OK... 586 00:47:58,126 --> 00:48:03,126 Where here he belongs. No child left behind. No child left behind. 587 00:48:03,167 --> 00:48:04,997 No child left behind. 588 00:48:06,876 --> 00:48:08,576 He'll know what that means. 589 00:48:09,126 --> 00:48:10,456 OK. 590 00:48:23,042 --> 00:48:24,042 Any luck? 591 00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:26,422 We're somewhere in this green bit. 592 00:48:28,001 --> 00:48:31,211 Well, people used to live here, so we can't be that lost. 593 00:48:32,209 --> 00:48:35,169 They probably got lost too, and then just gave up. 594 00:48:35,876 --> 00:48:37,826 We'll probably die here. 595 00:48:37,876 --> 00:48:39,206 Well, anything to shut you up. 596 00:48:39,251 --> 00:48:42,211 I'll shut up if that stupid bird shuts up. 597 00:48:43,126 --> 00:48:45,416 Shut up, stupid bird! 598 00:48:45,459 --> 00:48:46,459 Shh. 599 00:48:46,667 --> 00:48:47,667 Just watch. 600 00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:51,956 Huh. Never seen a dumb bird like that before. 601 00:48:54,126 --> 00:48:55,956 Just watch. 602 00:49:00,001 --> 00:49:02,001 It's a huia. 603 00:49:05,667 --> 00:49:07,497 I reckon that bird was a huia. 604 00:49:08,209 --> 00:49:09,419 Supposed to be extinct. 605 00:49:09,709 --> 00:49:11,379 That's pretty rare. 606 00:49:11,626 --> 00:49:16,626 Mate, I reckon there'd be a lot of people interested in seeing something like that. 607 00:49:16,709 --> 00:49:20,379 And the people who discovered them would be... pretty famous. 608 00:49:20,380 --> 00:49:22,996 Yeah, probably some money in it too. 609 00:49:23,001 --> 00:49:26,421 Mind you, need some photos to prove it. 610 00:49:27,417 --> 00:49:29,287 We don't have a camera. 611 00:49:30,459 --> 00:49:32,329 When was the last time you washed? 612 00:49:32,501 --> 00:49:34,131 About a month ago. 613 00:49:34,334 --> 00:49:36,254 Well, that's not enough, eh? 614 00:49:54,542 --> 00:49:56,082 OK, mate. Let's go. 615 00:50:02,251 --> 00:50:03,171 What have you got there mate? 616 00:50:03,209 --> 00:50:04,999 Huh? Oh books. 617 00:50:05,417 --> 00:50:08,997 Books? Bloody books. Look for food and warm stuff. 618 00:50:09,251 --> 00:50:12,711 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep your pants on. 619 00:50:16,084 --> 00:50:18,004 Jeez. That's a ranger. 620 00:50:18,959 --> 00:50:19,999 Oh, he's dead. 621 00:50:23,584 --> 00:50:24,584 Oh Jeez. 622 00:50:25,167 --> 00:50:26,877 You all right, mate? What's the matter? 623 00:50:28,251 --> 00:50:29,961 Ricky, we've got to do something. 624 00:50:30,209 --> 00:50:33,128 Are you going to manslaughter him? Because I don't think I can watch. 625 00:50:33,129 --> 00:50:36,326 No, you idiot. I'm... We've got to get him some help. 626 00:50:36,376 --> 00:50:39,036 There's a track down to a river; there's some bush people that live down there. 627 00:50:39,042 --> 00:50:40,211 It's about a two-hour trek. 628 00:50:40,212 --> 00:50:41,709 We can make it before dark. 629 00:50:42,917 --> 00:50:45,397 Well, someone has got to stay behind and look after this bloke. 630 00:50:46,917 --> 00:50:47,957 Have fun. 631 00:50:48,126 --> 00:50:51,246 Now don't go wandering just stick to the tracks. 632 00:50:51,584 --> 00:50:55,000 If you get desperate, eat your dog. 633 00:50:55,001 --> 00:50:56,001 What? 634 00:50:56,334 --> 00:51:00,174 You'll be right, mate. Just bloody well come back, OK? 635 00:51:00,209 --> 00:51:01,209 OK. 636 00:51:35,751 --> 00:51:37,921 What do you think you're doing out here, freaky kid? 637 00:51:38,209 --> 00:51:39,999 There's a sick man up at Carrington Hut 638 00:51:40,042 --> 00:51:43,252 He can't walk, and he's having trouble breathing. Can you radio in a chopper? 639 00:51:43,292 --> 00:51:45,382 OK. Sweet as. 640 00:51:46,292 --> 00:51:52,002 'Uh, yeah, we need a helicopter up here ASAP. Over.' 641 00:51:52,917 --> 00:51:54,877 Does it look like I carry a radio? 642 00:51:54,917 --> 00:51:56,077 What's wrong with him? 643 00:51:56,084 --> 00:51:57,544 I don't know. He might be dying. 644 00:51:57,584 --> 00:52:01,674 Ew. Oh, OK. Come on, we'll go call the cop. 645 00:52:04,042 --> 00:52:07,172 Get on, man. 646 00:52:26,959 --> 00:52:30,999 I've already told you, Bruce up at Carrington Hut. He's probably already dead by now. 647 00:52:31,042 --> 00:52:32,252 Do you want some ice cream? 648 00:52:32,292 --> 00:52:36,252 How should I know? Do your job, fly up there and take a look. 649 00:52:36,334 --> 00:52:38,834 I already told you that, but you're not listening. 650 00:52:38,876 --> 00:52:41,036 Oh, yes, I do. I can. Uh... 651 00:52:41,251 --> 00:52:42,500 You want a sausage? Yeah, yeah. Do that. 652 00:52:42,501 --> 00:52:46,171 Yeah, I'll tell him. Laters. 653 00:52:46,292 --> 00:52:48,393 They're gonna head up there first thing in the morning. 654 00:52:48,417 --> 00:52:52,037 Better go, then. Got to get there before they do so I can warn Uncle... 655 00:52:52,084 --> 00:52:55,004 Relax, bro. I know who you are. I've seen your picture in the paper. 656 00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:57,631 Except you're skinnier in real life. 657 00:52:58,042 --> 00:52:59,672 Where's your parents? 658 00:52:59,709 --> 00:53:00,709 Dead. 659 00:53:02,542 --> 00:53:05,752 Nah, jokes. My, um, dad, he's watching the league with my uncle, 660 00:53:05,753 --> 00:53:08,000 and my mum, she's working at the lodge. 661 00:53:08,001 --> 00:53:09,331 Do you want to smoke a joint? 662 00:53:10,542 --> 00:53:14,211 Nah, I'm just being a dick. I don't smoke. I'm talking heaps eh? 663 00:53:14,212 --> 00:53:18,419 Yeah, people say I talk too much. You don't talk much, eh? I can talk for ages. 664 00:53:18,459 --> 00:53:21,379 If you want me to talk for ages, or if you don't me to talk, 665 00:53:21,417 --> 00:53:22,997 just tell me if you don't want me to talk. 666 00:53:23,001 --> 00:53:25,961 Like, this one time I was school, and I was talking too much, 667 00:53:26,001 --> 00:53:27,171 and the teacher walks in... 668 00:53:30,917 --> 00:53:33,627 I'm not listening to her, because she's my Auntie... 669 00:53:43,167 --> 00:53:44,407 But then I just kept talking... 670 00:53:45,959 --> 00:53:51,249 Hey, bub. Far out those bloody Warriors are useless! Koretux. 671 00:53:51,501 --> 00:53:53,671 That's my dad. 672 00:53:53,709 --> 00:53:55,289 They are killing me. 673 00:53:56,459 --> 00:53:57,579 Hey. 674 00:53:59,376 --> 00:54:01,746 You're him. You're you! That's him! 675 00:54:01,792 --> 00:54:05,832 Oh, Ricky Baker in my house. You want, uh, anything? 676 00:54:05,834 --> 00:54:09,884 Sausage, bro? We've got heaps of sausages, brother. Far... 677 00:54:10,042 --> 00:54:14,042 I hate to ask you this, Ricky, but I'll kick myself if I don't. 678 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:15,634 Um, 679 00:54:17,126 --> 00:54:19,246 Can I have a selfie, please? 680 00:54:19,876 --> 00:54:23,576 Yeah? Yeah? Far! oh my goodness. 681 00:54:23,584 --> 00:54:26,964 The boys are gonna be buzzing on this one. 682 00:54:27,584 --> 00:54:29,504 Big smile. Big smile. 683 00:54:29,626 --> 00:54:31,706 Sad face. Sad face. 684 00:54:33,417 --> 00:54:35,327 Just take a quick selfie of us. 685 00:54:35,376 --> 00:54:36,977 It's not a selfie if I take it, you idiot. 686 00:54:37,001 --> 00:54:40,671 Oh, come on. Just pretend I'm the head to his body. CLICK! 687 00:54:40,709 --> 00:54:43,169 I captured Ricky Baker! 688 00:54:43,959 --> 00:54:46,749 Yeah, you captured me too. You captured me. 689 00:54:46,792 --> 00:54:49,172 Oh no! 690 00:54:49,209 --> 00:54:53,499 Yeah. Chur, my bro. Chur. Thank you, my bro. 691 00:54:53,501 --> 00:54:57,291 Been awesome meeting you, Ricky. Just keep doing what you're doing, man. 692 00:54:57,334 --> 00:55:00,833 Keep striving. Stay Maori, bro. We need a couple more Maoris like you. 693 00:55:00,834 --> 00:55:02,714 Oh, shut up. No, you shut up, eh. 694 00:55:02,715 --> 00:55:04,129 Yeah, get out. 695 00:55:04,167 --> 00:55:07,877 I'm imparting my knowledge on the bro. You're the man for me. 696 00:55:07,917 --> 00:55:10,577 You're a boy, but you're a man. 697 00:55:11,376 --> 00:55:17,126 Bro. I love you, Ricky. 698 00:55:23,876 --> 00:55:26,956 Why are you on the run? Don't you want a normal life? 699 00:55:28,501 --> 00:55:29,881 Don't know. Maybe. 700 00:55:30,751 --> 00:55:32,921 You fullas could come live here. They'll never find you. 701 00:55:32,922 --> 00:55:34,667 Nobody ever comes in here. 702 00:55:35,209 --> 00:55:36,879 I have to ask Uncle first. 703 00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:39,881 They say he's dangerous. You guys get along? 704 00:55:39,917 --> 00:55:42,877 Yeah, we're like best friends. We get on so well. 705 00:55:43,001 --> 00:55:45,379 He's, like, one of the best bushmans in the whole country. 706 00:55:45,380 --> 00:55:47,376 He, like, teached me all of his skills, 707 00:55:47,417 --> 00:55:50,627 so now we're, like, equal best bushmen in the country. 708 00:55:50,628 --> 00:55:52,286 Yeah, we're best friends. 709 00:55:53,292 --> 00:55:55,132 Oh, where's your mum and dad? 710 00:55:55,167 --> 00:55:59,457 Don't know who my dad was, and my mum got rid of me when I was little. 711 00:56:01,251 --> 00:56:04,501 Oh, you know where she is? You ever met her? 712 00:56:05,501 --> 00:56:07,631 You know anything about her? 713 00:56:16,792 --> 00:56:21,212 Oh, pretty. She must've had you when she was a teenager. 714 00:56:22,667 --> 00:56:24,457 You ever try and find her? 715 00:56:26,834 --> 00:56:29,754 Oh, you don't have to. She should find you. 716 00:56:30,459 --> 00:56:33,209 What do you reckon you'd say to her if you ever met her? 717 00:56:34,334 --> 00:56:37,174 Don't know. Never really think about it. 718 00:56:38,209 --> 00:56:40,169 You want to hear a song I wrote? 719 00:56:41,417 --> 00:56:44,127 OK. Here goes. It's an original. 720 00:56:54,542 --> 00:56:57,632 OK, I lied. It's not an original. 721 00:57:33,334 --> 00:57:36,500 Morena, bro. Sausage? 722 00:57:36,501 --> 00:57:37,671 Yeah bro, you slept in. 723 00:57:37,709 --> 00:57:39,329 Oh no! 724 00:57:50,501 --> 00:57:53,501 Man, we gotta work on your dismounts. 725 00:57:54,501 --> 00:57:55,881 You all good from here? 726 00:57:56,042 --> 00:57:57,752 Yeah. 727 00:57:58,417 --> 00:58:00,627 OK, Ricky bro, catch you up. 728 00:58:01,376 --> 00:58:02,706 Catch you up. 729 00:58:12,917 --> 00:58:14,377 Uncle! 730 00:58:14,417 --> 00:58:15,827 Tupac, come on! 731 00:58:21,501 --> 00:58:24,166 Oh no! 732 00:58:24,167 --> 00:58:25,497 Ninjas! 733 00:58:26,084 --> 00:58:28,134 Dire wolves! 734 00:58:29,542 --> 00:58:31,752 Child Welfare! 735 00:58:35,501 --> 00:58:39,631 Where did they go? Where did they go? 736 00:58:39,667 --> 00:58:41,997 I know you know something. 737 00:58:42,459 --> 00:58:46,249 Paula, he's the ranger. He had diabetes. They saved his life. 738 00:58:46,292 --> 00:58:47,461 Oh, spare me, Andy. 739 00:58:47,462 --> 00:58:48,999 This is Gavin, our tech guy. 740 00:58:49,084 --> 00:58:52,464 Gav, Paula Hall, Child Welfare Services. No child left behind. 741 00:58:52,501 --> 00:58:54,750 So, talk to me, Gav. What's the situation? 742 00:58:54,751 --> 00:58:58,581 Uh, well, the hut is empty so they must've left before we got here. 743 00:58:58,626 --> 00:59:00,666 Ooh, you worked that out on your own, Gav? 744 00:59:01,584 --> 00:59:03,083 OK, what else? 745 00:59:03,084 --> 00:59:06,044 Well, uh, we've, ah, set up a rendezvous spot here for the search party. 746 00:59:06,084 --> 00:59:09,214 And, uh, then we can bring in, uh, Stingray. 747 00:59:09,251 --> 00:59:11,041 Stingray? Talk to me, talk to me. 748 00:59:11,084 --> 00:59:15,674 Oh, well basically it's just a portable cell phone tower that emits a false frequency. 749 00:59:15,709 --> 00:59:20,129 So any cell phone in a 5 K radius will latch on, thinking it's an ordinary network. 750 00:59:20,167 --> 00:59:23,577 Frickin' A, brother. That's some 'five eyes' shit right there. 751 00:59:23,626 --> 00:59:28,246 OK. Them clowns is about to get Stingray-ed. 752 00:59:29,667 --> 00:59:34,327 Uncle, Uncle, Uncle. Think, think, think, think. 753 00:59:34,751 --> 00:59:37,041 Oh! Tupac, find Zag. 754 00:59:38,626 --> 00:59:41,916 Oh, you're useless. Oh! Think, Ricky, think. 755 00:59:41,959 --> 00:59:44,459 What would Uncle do? What would Uncle do? 756 00:59:44,501 --> 00:59:48,461 Oh yes. Yes! Find water, and then go to higher ground. 757 00:59:48,501 --> 00:59:49,831 And don't get naked. 758 01:00:01,251 --> 01:00:03,500 Ricky Baker and Hector Faulkner... 759 01:00:03,501 --> 01:00:07,881 two renegade outlaws on the run for four months now, 760 01:00:07,917 --> 01:00:11,037 and fast becoming legends here in NZ. 761 01:00:11,834 --> 01:00:15,166 Faulkner and Baker's popularity is on the rise 762 01:00:15,167 --> 01:00:19,787 after a valiant effort to save a critically ill park ranger. 763 01:00:20,792 --> 01:00:25,502 The forces are circling against them, and I am reminded of 'First Blood'. 764 01:00:25,792 --> 01:00:30,250 John Rambo, a man alone... obviously they're two men alone... 765 01:00:30,251 --> 01:00:35,875 out there somewhere beyond the cutty grass in this dense, thick bush. 766 01:00:35,876 --> 01:00:39,826 OK? Easy, efficient, economic. All right, guys? 767 01:00:40,334 --> 01:00:42,294 Take us back a step. What happened in...? 768 01:00:42,334 --> 01:00:45,174 Uh, I lost control and, uh, I gave him the beating of his life. 769 01:00:45,209 --> 01:00:46,459 Yeah, you got him good. 770 01:00:46,501 --> 01:00:51,000 We're offering $10,000 to anyone who can capture them, dead or alive. 771 01:00:51,001 --> 01:00:54,881 Oh, alive. They should be alive. 772 01:00:57,042 --> 01:01:01,582 They are fighting for freedom. And we believe in freedom in NZ. 773 01:01:01,626 --> 01:01:03,786 It is a marvellous thing. 774 01:01:08,959 --> 01:01:12,499 Oi! Ricky! Freeze! 775 01:01:12,584 --> 01:01:16,254 OK, OK. OK, Ricky. Stay there we're coming over to you. 776 01:01:16,667 --> 01:01:18,077 Come on. 777 01:01:18,126 --> 01:01:21,286 It's too steep. It's too steep. Ricky, you come across here. 778 01:01:21,334 --> 01:01:22,084 No. 779 01:01:22,085 --> 01:01:25,504 Just slide down the bank, cross this stream, and then climb up to us. 780 01:01:25,542 --> 01:01:27,172 - C'mon Ricky. - You're absolutely safe. 781 01:01:27,209 --> 01:01:29,579 All you have to do is grab some branches or some roots. OK? 782 01:01:29,626 --> 01:01:30,206 No! 783 01:01:30,251 --> 01:01:32,210 Ricky. Come over here right now! 784 01:01:32,211 --> 01:01:34,879 I'm not going back. I'm not going to juvie. 785 01:01:34,917 --> 01:01:37,497 You are playing with a bag of snakes, boy. 786 01:01:37,542 --> 01:01:39,832 A big bag with a lot of holes in it. 787 01:01:39,834 --> 01:01:41,834 You've got the whole country looking for you. 788 01:01:41,876 --> 01:01:43,126 I'll never stop running. 789 01:01:43,167 --> 01:01:46,497 Yeah, and I'll never stop chasing you. I'm relentless. I'm like the Terminator. 790 01:01:46,501 --> 01:01:48,000 I'm more like Terminator than you. 791 01:01:48,001 --> 01:01:50,041 I said it first. You're more like Sarah Connor. 792 01:01:50,084 --> 01:01:50,754 No I'm not! 793 01:01:50,792 --> 01:01:54,752 Yes. And in the first movie too, before she could do chin-ups. 794 01:01:54,753 --> 01:01:58,416 It doesn't have to be this difficult, Ricky. Yeah? 795 01:01:58,417 --> 01:02:01,627 You're cold, you're damp... and hungry. 796 01:02:03,084 --> 01:02:05,464 Look at that... scroggin. 797 01:02:05,584 --> 01:02:08,084 Got some nuts and dried fruit... 798 01:02:08,876 --> 01:02:12,076 Little pieces of chocolate. Yum. Delicious. 799 01:02:12,209 --> 01:02:13,918 We could cut a deal; make a trade. 800 01:02:13,919 --> 01:02:15,077 What kind of deal? 801 01:02:16,209 --> 01:02:17,879 The old man. 802 01:02:18,959 --> 01:02:21,579 You say that he made you do it, let him take the rap, 803 01:02:21,626 --> 01:02:23,996 and I'll make sure you never go back to juvie. 804 01:02:24,876 --> 01:02:28,496 We'll find you a new foster home; a new Bella. 805 01:02:29,167 --> 01:02:31,327 - No deal. - Oh, come on, Sarah Connor. 806 01:02:31,334 --> 01:02:32,541 Don't be a fool. 807 01:02:32,542 --> 01:02:34,632 You don't trade family for anything. 808 01:02:34,667 --> 01:02:36,457 Well, you just keep running. 809 01:02:36,876 --> 01:02:39,826 He's here! He's here. We got him! 810 01:02:39,876 --> 01:02:41,826 Go! Go! Go! 811 01:03:07,542 --> 01:03:12,132 OK. So you ate a sausage, she sang a song, and you went to sleep. 812 01:03:13,292 --> 01:03:16,962 What? It was a relaxing song... and a relaxing sausage. 813 01:03:19,667 --> 01:03:23,827 Do you think we've walked a thousand miles yet? Like the wildebeest? 814 01:03:24,209 --> 01:03:25,289 Well, it feels like it, eh? 815 01:03:25,584 --> 01:03:30,504 Yeah. Always on the move, always on the lookout for hunters, 816 01:03:30,751 --> 01:03:35,751 just like the wildebeest, except humans. 817 01:03:36,126 --> 01:03:38,916 We're... Wilderpeople. 818 01:03:39,334 --> 01:03:40,674 Yeah, that's us. 819 01:03:40,709 --> 01:03:45,125 OK then, Wilderboy, let's find somewhere to eat, shall we? 820 01:03:45,126 --> 01:03:46,246 There they are! 821 01:03:46,292 --> 01:03:48,082 Freeze! 822 01:03:49,001 --> 01:03:51,961 Shit just got real. Again. 823 01:03:52,251 --> 01:03:53,631 Now, drop your weapons. 824 01:03:53,917 --> 01:03:55,917 - We're not holding any weapons... - Drop 'em! 825 01:03:57,251 --> 01:03:58,881 Go see what they got, Ricky. 826 01:04:03,334 --> 01:04:04,964 Baked beans, 827 01:04:05,334 --> 01:04:06,924 spaghetti, 828 01:04:07,334 --> 01:04:09,634 ba... baba... What? 829 01:04:09,667 --> 01:04:11,207 Oh, baba ganoush. 830 01:04:11,626 --> 01:04:12,376 What? 831 01:04:12,417 --> 01:04:13,787 Baba ganoush. 832 01:04:15,667 --> 01:04:16,287 What? 833 01:04:16,334 --> 01:04:18,134 Binoculars, 834 01:04:18,376 --> 01:04:21,166 rope, gaffer tape. 835 01:04:25,001 --> 01:04:26,581 Get their guns, Ricky. 836 01:04:27,001 --> 01:04:28,501 Give me your guns. 837 01:04:30,501 --> 01:04:31,961 Take the bolts out. 838 01:04:33,126 --> 01:04:35,246 There's a reward for your capture. 839 01:04:35,834 --> 01:04:36,884 How much? 840 01:04:37,334 --> 01:04:38,334 10 grand. 841 01:04:38,542 --> 01:04:40,672 Tell us when it gets to 20. 842 01:04:44,584 --> 01:04:48,384 And when they ask who did this, tell them it was the Wilderpeople. 843 01:04:48,417 --> 01:04:49,877 The What-er-people? 844 01:04:51,584 --> 01:04:53,464 The Wilderpeople. 845 01:05:09,959 --> 01:05:13,959 No, I can't go back there. It wasn't my farm; you know that. It was Bella's. 846 01:05:14,001 --> 01:05:18,081 She ran the show. I could do stuff... me and the dog... but she was the farmer. 847 01:05:18,084 --> 01:05:19,464 And the cook. 848 01:05:19,501 --> 01:05:21,001 Yeah, a bloody good cook too. 849 01:05:22,209 --> 01:05:27,129 But you... you can't keep on the run forever. You've got to go back to society, you know that. 850 01:05:27,459 --> 01:05:30,709 I'm a menace to society. Anyway, if I ever went back, 851 01:05:30,751 --> 01:05:33,381 I'd probably end up driving a steamroller or something. 852 01:05:33,417 --> 01:05:35,537 That's what happens to gangsters. 853 01:05:35,584 --> 01:05:38,477 Well, there's nothing wrong with that, but if you're better at something else, 854 01:05:38,501 --> 01:05:40,227 then you should probably give that a go, shouldn't you? 855 01:05:40,251 --> 01:05:42,331 Yeah, but I'm better at being a gangster. 856 01:05:42,376 --> 01:05:43,706 You're not a bloody gangster. 857 01:05:43,751 --> 01:05:44,751 How would you know? 858 01:05:44,792 --> 01:05:48,332 Because I've known real gangsters, and they're a lot tougher than you are. 859 01:05:48,376 --> 01:05:50,416 Yeah, but were they skux, though? 860 01:05:50,417 --> 01:05:52,457 Skux? What the hell does that mean? 861 01:05:52,501 --> 01:05:54,961 You know, skux. 862 01:05:55,209 --> 01:05:56,959 Yeah, but what does it mean? 863 01:05:57,001 --> 01:06:03,961 Everything. It's cool, spunky, brainy, good-looking, you know, gangster. 864 01:06:04,001 --> 01:06:07,541 Oh, for God's sake. You're not a bloody gangster! 865 01:06:09,376 --> 01:06:10,376 Oh, jeez. 866 01:06:11,126 --> 01:06:12,626 Zag! Tupac! Get back, Zag! 867 01:06:12,667 --> 01:06:14,916 Get back! Come back here, you...! 868 01:06:14,917 --> 01:06:17,247 Get in behind! Get in behind, Zag! 869 01:06:17,292 --> 01:06:18,292 Zag! 870 01:06:23,209 --> 01:06:24,209 Zag! 871 01:06:24,917 --> 01:06:26,627 Get out of it, you mongrel! 872 01:06:30,084 --> 01:06:31,754 Shit. 873 01:06:49,084 --> 01:06:50,084 Uncle! 874 01:07:43,501 --> 01:07:46,541 What have you done? 875 01:07:54,001 --> 01:07:57,001 Oh jeez. 876 01:08:04,667 --> 01:08:06,747 Give us your gun, mate. Hm? 877 01:08:07,084 --> 01:08:08,214 Go on, get out. No, Uncle. 878 01:08:08,292 --> 01:08:09,752 Get out of... Uncle! Get out of here, 879 01:08:09,792 --> 01:08:11,832 Ricky. Go on, get out. 880 01:08:11,917 --> 01:08:13,707 But can't we just...? Go! 881 01:08:41,209 --> 01:08:42,289 What does that say? 882 01:08:42,334 --> 01:08:43,424 Zag. 883 01:08:45,084 --> 01:08:46,544 Good. 884 01:10:08,417 --> 01:10:10,997 So, she's been with us the whole time, eh? 885 01:10:11,792 --> 01:10:12,792 Yeah. 886 01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:17,079 Well, pretty close to the sky up here. 887 01:10:19,376 --> 01:10:21,706 Thanks for bringing her, mate. 888 01:12:26,001 --> 01:12:28,041 I wonder how long they're going to hunt us for. 889 01:12:28,042 --> 01:12:29,832 Oh, it's hard to say. 890 01:12:29,917 --> 01:12:32,997 Those idiots are worse in the bush than you are. 891 01:12:33,542 --> 01:12:36,332 Useless. Couldn't find a clown in a circus. 892 01:12:36,376 --> 01:12:37,786 Stop! This is the police! 893 01:12:37,834 --> 01:12:38,834 Oh shit! 894 01:13:08,959 --> 01:13:10,579 What? 895 01:13:22,459 --> 01:13:25,329 I was trying to tell you it was like The Lord of the Rings. 896 01:13:51,667 --> 01:13:52,707 What the...? 897 01:13:54,834 --> 01:13:56,674 Can you see that bush over there? 898 01:13:57,292 --> 01:13:58,672 Yeah. 899 01:14:02,751 --> 01:14:04,831 Is it a man or a bush? 900 01:14:06,751 --> 01:14:08,001 Bush! 901 01:14:09,501 --> 01:14:11,501 Man! 902 01:14:11,709 --> 01:14:15,539 Bushman! 903 01:14:17,209 --> 01:14:18,959 Ah! 904 01:14:19,751 --> 01:14:22,831 Hello. I was hoping to run into you two. 905 01:14:22,876 --> 01:14:26,326 Well, if you're after the reward, you can bugger off. We're dangerous. 906 01:14:26,376 --> 01:14:28,076 Yeah, we're dangerous. 907 01:14:28,084 --> 01:14:31,583 Yeah, no. I heard about that. Don't worry. I'm not going to capture you. 908 01:14:31,584 --> 01:14:33,964 You guys heard of a... a local legend 909 01:14:34,001 --> 01:14:37,711 about a guy who lives out here in the bush on this own? 910 01:14:37,834 --> 01:14:40,794 They call him Psycho Sam! 911 01:14:43,626 --> 01:14:44,626 No. 912 01:14:44,667 --> 01:14:47,457 No? Oh, OK. 913 01:14:48,251 --> 01:14:50,001 Well, my name is Sam, anyway. 914 01:14:50,751 --> 01:14:55,671 I'm a friend! Come on. 915 01:15:09,584 --> 01:15:11,084 Bikkie? 916 01:15:20,001 --> 01:15:23,711 Why do you reckon he calls himself Psycho Sam? 917 01:15:25,084 --> 01:15:28,794 Here you go. Put these on. Stop the Government from tracking you. 918 01:15:29,417 --> 01:15:30,627 Never mind 919 01:15:30,667 --> 01:15:33,627 That fulla you saved... he was a ranger. Diabetic. 920 01:15:33,667 --> 01:15:35,667 You got a little support over that. 921 01:15:35,709 --> 01:15:38,227 But then you robbed those hunters, so you're back in the negatives again. 922 01:15:38,251 --> 01:15:41,131 Well, that was... this fella. He's the maniac. 923 01:15:41,167 --> 01:15:43,957 Well, they're still saying you're dangerous. And a bit of a pervert. 924 01:15:44,001 --> 01:15:44,831 God damn it! 925 01:15:44,876 --> 01:15:48,876 It's all right. You can stay here as long as you like. I've been up here 15 years now. 926 01:15:49,167 --> 01:15:50,417 Got everything I need. 927 01:15:50,751 --> 01:15:52,171 How long they been chasing ya? 928 01:15:52,209 --> 01:15:53,919 I don't know. About five months now? 929 01:15:53,959 --> 01:15:54,919 Bastards! 930 01:15:54,959 --> 01:15:58,727 That's the typical government. Always trying to step on the little guy just for living his life. 931 01:15:58,751 --> 01:16:00,001 It never stops either. 932 01:16:00,042 --> 01:16:01,672 That's why I can't go back. 933 01:16:01,959 --> 01:16:03,379 Not going to be part of the machine. 934 01:16:03,380 --> 01:16:04,536 Form fillers. 935 01:16:04,751 --> 01:16:05,961 Form fillers? 936 01:16:07,084 --> 01:16:08,416 That's how they get you. 937 01:16:08,417 --> 01:16:10,787 Anything you want to do in life, you got to fill out a form. 938 01:16:10,834 --> 01:16:12,334 And they've got forms for everything. 939 01:16:12,376 --> 01:16:13,956 You fill it out, it goes upstairs, 940 01:16:14,001 --> 01:16:15,459 and then they make you fill out a new form, 941 01:16:15,460 --> 01:16:17,727 just to confirm it was you that filled out the first form. 942 01:16:17,751 --> 01:16:19,291 And if ever you want to stop filling out forms, 943 01:16:19,292 --> 01:16:22,252 well, there's about five different forms for that. 944 01:16:22,792 --> 01:16:25,752 Don't even get me started on the national rugby team. 945 01:16:26,001 --> 01:16:27,881 They're not human. 946 01:16:42,876 --> 01:16:44,536 What you doing, mate? 947 01:16:45,917 --> 01:16:46,917 Writing. 948 01:16:47,584 --> 01:16:49,794 And what are you writing, Mr Shakespeare? 949 01:16:51,459 --> 01:16:52,579 Haiku. 950 01:16:53,709 --> 01:16:56,079 Well, go on, read it out. I'll tell you if it's any good. 951 01:16:56,751 --> 01:16:58,581 No, it's just a personal one. 952 01:16:58,876 --> 01:17:00,876 Oh, come on. Don't be shy. 953 01:17:01,459 --> 01:17:03,169 Mm, OK. 954 01:17:05,376 --> 01:17:09,036 Trees, birds, rivers, sky. 955 01:17:09,376 --> 01:17:11,576 Running with my Uncle Hec. 956 01:17:11,959 --> 01:17:13,629 Living forever. 957 01:17:16,584 --> 01:17:18,674 See? Told you it was dumb. 958 01:17:20,751 --> 01:17:23,331 No, no. 959 01:17:23,376 --> 01:17:25,956 It was just that 960 01:17:26,209 --> 01:17:27,379 Well, that's the... 961 01:17:28,709 --> 01:17:32,579 That's the first time I've... heard my name in a poem. 962 01:17:33,084 --> 01:17:34,084 I liked it. 963 01:17:38,126 --> 01:17:41,166 Gee, Bella would have loved this adventure, wouldn't she? 964 01:17:41,334 --> 01:17:44,924 Mm. Why couldn't you guys have any kids? 965 01:17:45,584 --> 01:17:48,384 Well, just couldn't. 966 01:17:48,417 --> 01:17:51,747 Well, I couldn't. 967 01:17:52,251 --> 01:17:55,791 That's not very fair. Some people can't even have babies. 968 01:17:56,251 --> 01:17:59,671 And the ones who can... they don't even want them. 969 01:18:01,459 --> 01:18:02,959 Like my mum. 970 01:18:03,584 --> 01:18:06,384 No, mate. She wanted you. She was... 971 01:18:06,417 --> 01:18:09,957 she was probably just young. She couldn't work out how to raise you, you know. 972 01:18:09,959 --> 01:18:11,789 I bet she loved you, though. 973 01:18:12,376 --> 01:18:13,376 Doubt it. 974 01:18:13,417 --> 01:18:15,577 Well, you never know. 975 01:18:15,626 --> 01:18:17,746 You're pretty likeable. 976 01:18:25,917 --> 01:18:27,497 Lights out, OK? 977 01:18:28,167 --> 01:18:29,207 Goodnight, Sam. 978 01:18:32,209 --> 01:18:34,539 Oh, I haven't got that fixed yet. 979 01:18:34,584 --> 01:18:35,834 Goodnight, Uncle. 980 01:18:36,167 --> 01:18:37,667 Goodnight, mate. 981 01:19:13,959 --> 01:19:15,129 Uncle! 982 01:19:19,167 --> 01:19:25,747 Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle, we have to go! 983 01:19:25,792 --> 01:19:29,000 Yeah. Even I can't stand his cooking anymore. 984 01:19:29,001 --> 01:19:30,518 We'll get out off first thing in the morning, eh? 985 01:19:30,542 --> 01:19:31,792 No! They're here. 986 01:19:31,834 --> 01:19:34,875 Government! Government! Sorry, excuse me. 987 01:19:34,876 --> 01:19:35,626 Did they see you? 988 01:19:35,667 --> 01:19:36,997 No, but they're close! 989 01:19:37,042 --> 01:19:38,458 OK. Get our stuff! 990 01:19:38,459 --> 01:19:40,789 Hey! Hey, what happened to my phone? 991 01:19:40,834 --> 01:19:43,044 I upgraded it for ya. You're on four bars now. 992 01:19:43,084 --> 01:19:44,884 You clown. What have you done? 993 01:19:45,126 --> 01:19:46,685 Come out and give over the boy, Mr Faulkner. 994 01:19:46,709 --> 01:19:48,249 Uncle! Uncle! They're close. 995 01:19:48,251 --> 01:19:51,631 Sam, what's the fastest way out of here? 996 01:19:52,042 --> 01:19:54,132 - Jet pack! - Do you actually have a jet pack? 997 01:19:54,167 --> 01:19:55,167 No. What? 998 01:19:55,626 --> 01:19:58,916 Wait! I've got an underground bunker. 999 01:19:59,001 --> 01:20:01,961 This tunnel leads directly to an underground chamb... 1000 01:20:02,459 --> 01:20:03,668 I haven't dug it yet. Oh! 1001 01:20:03,669 --> 01:20:05,917 What have I been doing with my life? 1002 01:20:06,084 --> 01:20:10,084 That's it. We've run out of options. Just pretend to be dead. I'll be here. 1003 01:20:11,876 --> 01:20:14,206 Come on, guys. It only works if we all do it. 1004 01:20:14,251 --> 01:20:16,881 For Christ's sake, Sam, pull yourself together. 1005 01:20:16,959 --> 01:20:19,789 We need to get out of here right now. What are we gonna do? 1006 01:20:21,084 --> 01:20:22,964 - Crumpy! - What? 1007 01:20:23,001 --> 01:20:24,001 Crumpy will take you! 1008 01:20:24,042 --> 01:20:25,422 Who the hell is Crumpy? 1009 01:20:30,251 --> 01:20:31,041 Crumpy! 1010 01:20:31,084 --> 01:20:32,708 Jesus, does she even go? 1011 01:20:32,709 --> 01:20:35,709 Crumpy. Unkillable. Four-wheel drive. 1012 01:20:35,834 --> 01:20:37,884 Both wheels go... go four-wheel-drive. 1013 01:20:37,917 --> 01:20:38,787 Ricky, where are ya? 1014 01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:40,924 Oh, where did I put the keys? 1015 01:20:42,876 --> 01:20:43,956 Unkillable! 1016 01:20:43,959 --> 01:20:44,709 Get in! 1017 01:20:44,751 --> 01:20:46,501 Ricky Baker, you are not driving this ute. 1018 01:20:46,542 --> 01:20:48,502 Get in the car! 1019 01:20:49,292 --> 01:20:51,172 Oh shit. 1020 01:20:52,626 --> 01:20:53,956 Tupac! 1021 01:20:55,001 --> 01:20:58,041 OK. I'll hold up the government and buy you some time. 1022 01:20:58,084 --> 01:21:00,254 Thanks, mate. Don't do anything stupid. 1023 01:21:00,292 --> 01:21:03,502 Me? 1024 01:21:06,001 --> 01:21:07,421 How did you get this thing started? 1025 01:21:07,459 --> 01:21:08,459 The knack. 1026 01:21:13,876 --> 01:21:14,916 Crumpy! 1027 01:21:24,251 --> 01:21:26,711 Hey! Sorry, mate. She's a bit bumpy around here. 1028 01:21:26,751 --> 01:21:28,961 Not too fast, Ricky. Slow down. 1029 01:21:31,084 --> 01:21:34,044 No! No! 1030 01:21:35,251 --> 01:21:36,291 Tree! 1031 01:21:36,334 --> 01:21:37,294 Get off! 1032 01:21:37,295 --> 01:21:40,252 Slow down! 1033 01:21:45,917 --> 01:21:46,957 That's my bike. 1034 01:21:47,001 --> 01:21:48,251 Shut up, they're mine. 1035 01:21:59,959 --> 01:22:00,959 Whoa. 1036 01:22:01,001 --> 01:22:02,631 Uh-oh. 1037 01:22:03,292 --> 01:22:05,292 May as well play it to the end. What do you reckon? 1038 01:22:05,459 --> 01:22:10,169 You mean have a shoot out, and then when we've got no bullets, run out and say, 'Freedom!' 1039 01:22:10,209 --> 01:22:12,079 And then die in a blaze of glory? 1040 01:22:12,417 --> 01:22:15,167 No. I actually meant till we run out of petrol. 1041 01:22:15,334 --> 01:22:18,044 Oh. Well, I'm dying in a blaze of glory. 1042 01:22:18,084 --> 01:22:20,504 No! 1043 01:22:28,209 --> 01:22:31,829 Oh. 1044 01:23:28,709 --> 01:23:29,709 Whoa. 1045 01:23:30,834 --> 01:23:35,924 Faulkner! This is the Police. Stop the vehicle and hand over the boy. 1046 01:23:36,001 --> 01:23:39,541 You're pretty much surrounded. No escape. 1047 01:23:40,292 --> 01:23:41,292 Come on mate. 1048 01:23:42,084 --> 01:23:44,004 Mr Faulkner... Mr Faulk... 1049 01:23:45,001 --> 01:23:47,711 Pull the bloody vehicle over, Faulkner. 1050 01:23:47,751 --> 01:23:48,961 Ricky Baker! 1051 01:23:49,001 --> 01:23:54,169 You pull that ute over right now or you're going to be in a whole lot of trouble, son! 1052 01:23:54,170 --> 01:23:56,707 You don't even have your full licence! 1053 01:24:00,501 --> 01:24:01,881 Ricky! 1054 01:24:07,501 --> 01:24:08,671 Is that what I think it is? 1055 01:24:08,709 --> 01:24:13,669 Uncle Hec! Uncle Hec, that's the actual army. This is like an actual war, like, for real! 1056 01:25:07,084 --> 01:25:08,634 Roger, Comms, we have visual. 1057 01:25:09,001 --> 01:25:13,881 Kilo, Foxtrot. We've lost them in the bush. 1058 01:25:17,501 --> 01:25:22,291 OK. Stop the truck, Ricky. I just... stop the truck. I want to get out now. 1059 01:25:22,292 --> 01:25:25,712 I didn't choose the skux life; the skux life chose me. 1060 01:25:25,751 --> 01:25:26,961 Ricky, stop. 1061 01:25:27,001 --> 01:25:28,711 Stop! 1062 01:25:28,751 --> 01:25:31,001 Freedom! 1063 01:26:04,751 --> 01:26:06,541 How many bullets do we have? 1064 01:26:06,667 --> 01:26:08,127 Ricky, we've got to stop. 1065 01:26:08,167 --> 01:26:10,457 Never! Come on! Mate, this is it for me. 1066 01:26:10,501 --> 01:26:15,461 Look... I can't go on anymore. My leg is buggered. I can hardly see. 1067 01:26:15,584 --> 01:26:16,674 This is the end. 1068 01:26:30,126 --> 01:26:32,746 Ricky Baker, you get out here this instant, son. 1069 01:26:32,792 --> 01:26:35,582 You've caused a lot of damage to private property today. 1070 01:26:35,584 --> 01:26:37,924 You've taken out this corrugated iron fence. 1071 01:26:38,042 --> 01:26:40,292 Not cool, not cheap. 1072 01:26:43,459 --> 01:26:46,749 Ricky, this isn't a game. That's real over there. 1073 01:26:46,792 --> 01:26:49,792 They're never gonna stop chasing, ever. We're done. 1074 01:26:49,834 --> 01:26:52,044 I'm not going back! 1075 01:26:52,084 --> 01:26:54,634 Listen, it's over. 1076 01:26:54,667 --> 01:26:55,667 Traitor! 1077 01:26:57,001 --> 01:27:00,331 Give me your gun! Give me it! Oi, you! Give me your gun. 1078 01:27:00,376 --> 01:27:02,576 It's been booked. It's in Wellington. 1079 01:27:02,626 --> 01:27:04,206 Oh for God's sake! 1080 01:27:04,376 --> 01:27:05,626 It wasn't me! 1081 01:27:06,376 --> 01:27:09,206 You idiot, what did I tell you about gun responsibility? 1082 01:27:10,001 --> 01:27:11,831 That's it. I'm giving you up. 1083 01:27:11,876 --> 01:27:13,456 We give up! 1084 01:27:14,751 --> 01:27:16,381 We give up! 1085 01:27:17,042 --> 01:27:19,375 He's molestering me! 1086 01:27:19,376 --> 01:27:20,536 I knew it. 1087 01:27:22,251 --> 01:27:23,750 You little bastard! 1088 01:27:23,751 --> 01:27:25,461 He's a molesterer! 1089 01:27:25,542 --> 01:27:30,042 I'm not! He's lying! I'm not a molesterer! 1090 01:27:30,917 --> 01:27:32,377 I bloody hate you. 1091 01:27:32,417 --> 01:27:34,207 I hate you too, traitor! 1092 01:27:34,292 --> 01:27:38,632 That's it. You're on your own. 1093 01:27:39,001 --> 01:27:40,961 Don't shoot! 1094 01:27:52,417 --> 01:27:54,417 Don't you take another step. 1095 01:27:57,251 --> 01:27:58,671 What do you think you're doing? 1096 01:27:58,709 --> 01:28:00,749 What do you think he's doing, Andy? 1097 01:28:02,209 --> 01:28:02,919 Andy? 1098 01:28:02,959 --> 01:28:05,879 You're not going anywhere. We stick together! 1099 01:28:05,959 --> 01:28:07,749 What, are you gonna shoot me? 1100 01:28:08,584 --> 01:28:10,791 Do it. 1101 01:28:10,792 --> 01:28:12,422 We're family! 1102 01:28:12,709 --> 01:28:14,459 Like hell. 1103 01:28:14,792 --> 01:28:16,172 Go ahead. Shoot me. 1104 01:28:16,209 --> 01:28:19,079 Got you now, perv. 1105 01:28:21,459 --> 01:28:22,459 Oh! 1106 01:28:22,501 --> 01:28:24,881 You shot me! I'm... I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 1107 01:28:24,917 --> 01:28:25,917 It was an accident! 1108 01:28:29,626 --> 01:28:31,876 I've got him! I've got the package! 1109 01:28:32,459 --> 01:28:33,919 Well done, everybody! 1110 01:28:33,959 --> 01:28:36,499 Now let's get this precious child out of here! 1111 01:28:36,501 --> 01:28:39,881 I'm sorry, Uncle. No! I'm not your bloody uncle. 1112 01:28:39,917 --> 01:28:43,166 I didn't mean to! Hector Faulkner, you are under arrest. 1113 01:28:43,167 --> 01:28:48,077 Whatever you do or say will be used against you in a court of law! 1114 01:28:48,126 --> 01:28:49,126 Paula! 1115 01:28:50,126 --> 01:28:53,706 Police in NZ don't really say that. That's like an American thing. 1116 01:28:53,709 --> 01:28:55,079 And you're not a cop. 1117 01:28:56,001 --> 01:28:57,131 It's over. 1118 01:29:14,001 --> 01:29:16,131 Get in. 1119 01:29:16,167 --> 01:29:18,457 Oh! 1120 01:29:57,501 --> 01:30:02,750 Yeah, I found him on my horse, and we had some sausages... 1121 01:30:02,751 --> 01:30:05,669 Uh, I'm a big fan and, uh, managed to scab me a selfie. 1122 01:30:05,670 --> 01:30:09,077 I said that I was the Terminator and he was in fact Sarah Connor. 1123 01:30:09,126 --> 01:30:12,826 I said, 'I didn't choose the skux life, uh, the skux life chose me.' 1124 01:30:12,876 --> 01:30:15,746 Who is going to give him that upbringing? Is it perhaps...? 1125 01:30:15,792 --> 01:30:18,172 We just want what's best for the child, Your Honour. 1126 01:31:40,792 --> 01:31:42,750 'Mara... Mara-u-ding 1127 01:31:42,751 --> 01:31:47,211 'and plunder... ing the 1128 01:31:48,251 --> 01:31:52,791 'uni... univer... universe... 1129 01:31:53,626 --> 01:31:55,916 'rising... up...' 1130 01:31:56,251 --> 01:31:57,791 Ca-caw! '... aga...' 1131 01:31:58,751 --> 01:32:00,001 Ca-caw! 1132 01:32:04,126 --> 01:32:05,916 Ca-caw, Hec! 1133 01:32:12,417 --> 01:32:13,577 Hi. 1134 01:32:18,959 --> 01:32:22,079 How was jail? Did you shank anyone? 1135 01:32:26,501 --> 01:32:27,501 I'm sorry. 1136 01:32:28,584 --> 01:32:30,964 I'm sorry that I shot you, 1137 01:32:31,667 --> 01:32:33,707 and I'm sorry that I burnt down your shed. 1138 01:32:33,751 --> 01:32:34,291 That's enough. 1139 01:32:34,334 --> 01:32:37,666 And I'm sorry for what I said that day, about you being a molesterer. 1140 01:32:37,667 --> 01:32:39,577 That really is enough; I'm getting uncomfortable. 1141 01:32:39,584 --> 01:32:43,794 I just got carried away being an outlaw; had too much fun. 1142 01:32:51,376 --> 01:32:52,666 Been doing all right? 1143 01:32:52,917 --> 01:32:56,577 Yeah, I just had to stick it out in a new family for a year. 1144 01:32:56,584 --> 01:33:00,044 I did. You'll like them. 1145 01:33:01,292 --> 01:33:05,832 Man, you'd love it there. There's heaps of room, they need some help on the farm, 1146 01:33:05,917 --> 01:33:07,877 it's right next to the bush... 1147 01:33:07,959 --> 01:33:10,959 Oh, and I also saved up and got this. 1148 01:33:11,667 --> 01:33:13,377 You want to find that bird? 1149 01:33:13,417 --> 01:33:14,877 Yeah. We'll be famous. 1150 01:33:15,126 --> 01:33:18,206 Nah, you're better off without me, mate. 1151 01:33:18,251 --> 01:33:19,831 Yeah. But I... 1152 01:33:19,876 --> 01:33:22,286 I just thought that... 1153 01:33:26,917 --> 01:33:28,457 OK. 1154 01:33:29,334 --> 01:33:31,134 Sorry. 1155 01:33:38,876 --> 01:33:41,206 Hey. Wait on. 1156 01:33:43,751 --> 01:33:46,381 I've got something to say. 1157 01:33:48,084 --> 01:33:51,214 Me and this fat kid... 1158 01:33:52,251 --> 01:33:58,421 We ran, we ate, and read books. 1159 01:33:58,667 --> 01:34:02,167 And it was the best. 1160 01:34:08,501 --> 01:34:10,291 It was the best. 1161 01:34:12,834 --> 01:34:14,634 Yeah. 1162 01:34:15,126 --> 01:34:19,286 Look, to tell you the truth, 1163 01:34:19,751 --> 01:34:22,581 I can't stand it here. It's full of old people. 1164 01:34:24,167 --> 01:34:26,957 So... you're coming? 1165 01:34:28,959 --> 01:34:31,459 Yeah. Yeah, I'm coming. 1166 01:34:32,209 --> 01:34:35,999 Wouldn't want a little twerp like you to get all the credit for finding a bird. 1167 01:34:37,001 --> 01:34:38,751 Yeah, but I've got one rule... 1168 01:34:39,251 --> 01:34:41,001 you got to let me call you 'Uncle'. 1169 01:34:42,876 --> 01:34:44,126 Uncle? 1170 01:34:46,542 --> 01:34:48,582 Yeah, I can stand that. 1171 01:34:48,667 --> 01:34:50,377 I've got one rule too. 1172 01:34:51,626 --> 01:34:53,746 Not allowed to shoot me. 1173 01:35:05,584 --> 01:35:09,924 OK, I'll... I'll go and get my toothbrush. 1174 01:35:28,001 --> 01:35:30,461 Here we go. Reckon you can handle it? 1175 01:35:30,501 --> 01:35:32,251 What do you think? 1176 01:35:33,417 --> 01:35:35,627 Reckon you can find that bird? 1177 01:35:36,001 --> 01:35:38,251 Yeah. I think I know where it is. 1178 01:35:38,751 --> 01:35:41,881 Seem to remember it was a pretty beautiful place, was it? 1179 01:35:43,001 --> 01:35:46,131 Yeah. Majestical. 1180 01:35:48,334 --> 01:35:50,384 Come on. Let's go. 1181 01:35:50,709 --> 01:35:52,329 Don't slow me down, old fulla. 1182 01:35:53,167 --> 01:35:55,327 Keep up yourself, young player. 1183 01:35:55,792 --> 01:35:58,422 Get in my way, I'll have your guts for garters. 1184 01:35:58,459 --> 01:36:01,039 Well, I honestly don't know what 'guts for garters' is, so... 1185 01:36:02,001 --> 01:36:03,250 Well, it's gangster talk. 1186 01:36:03,251 --> 01:36:05,751 Yeah. We didn't chose the skux life... 1187 01:36:05,792 --> 01:36:08,132 the skux life chose us. 1188 01:36:08,167 --> 01:36:10,327 Yeah. 1189 01:39:49,084 --> 01:39:51,134 Captions by Able