1 00:01:25,757 --> 00:01:28,691 Well, what did people think? Uh, someone besides... 2 00:01:28,693 --> 00:01:31,694 - OK, Deacon, go ahead. - It felt like wish fulfillment, 3 00:01:31,696 --> 00:01:32,862 to me, right? 4 00:01:32,864 --> 00:01:34,897 - In what way? - Like, OK. Something that... 5 00:01:34,899 --> 00:01:37,934 like, something I didn't buy that she would really do. 6 00:01:37,936 --> 00:01:40,837 I'm not saying, like, you, Sarah, like, I don't know you. 7 00:01:40,839 --> 00:01:44,207 I'm just saying the character of Sarah in the story. 8 00:01:44,209 --> 00:01:47,310 - I didn't buy it. Just felt totally disingenuous. - OK, yeah, 9 00:01:47,312 --> 00:01:48,811 - we got it, Deacon. 10 00:01:48,813 --> 00:01:50,880 Sarah, what do you think of that? First of all, was this, 11 00:01:50,882 --> 00:01:53,349 was this story based on a date you really went on? 12 00:01:53,351 --> 00:01:56,352 Well, sadly it was. 13 00:01:56,354 --> 00:02:00,123 No, not sadly. That's good. It reads that way, it reads authentic. 14 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:02,792 It reads like you were there. And this guy, uh, 15 00:02:02,794 --> 00:02:04,861 Dan, he really spoke to the waiter that way? 16 00:02:04,863 --> 00:02:08,665 - Spoke to you that way? - He did. Almost verbatim, actually. 17 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:11,267 - I'm not saying that he didn't say whatever... - Shh. Shush, shush. 18 00:02:11,269 --> 00:02:13,936 Deacon, Deacon, please. Two seconds. 19 00:02:15,006 --> 00:02:18,941 Did you, Sarah, really pretend to go to the bathroom and never come back on this date? 20 00:02:20,779 --> 00:02:24,047 Well, see, I should've and honestly thought about it... 21 00:02:24,049 --> 00:02:26,416 - Oh, my God. See? - Deacon! Shut up! 22 00:02:26,418 --> 00:02:27,850 - Shut up! 23 00:02:30,221 --> 00:02:32,221 - Sarah. 24 00:02:32,223 --> 00:02:33,690 Sorry. 25 00:02:34,159 --> 00:02:35,692 What really happened after? 26 00:02:37,162 --> 00:02:38,361 'Cause something happened. 27 00:02:38,363 --> 00:02:42,165 - Come on, come on. To hell with all these people. 28 00:02:42,734 --> 00:02:44,200 - To hell with Deacon. 29 00:02:44,202 --> 00:02:46,035 - OK. - Tell me what happened. 30 00:02:46,037 --> 00:02:47,437 Tell me what happened. 31 00:02:47,439 --> 00:02:48,771 If you, if you want to. 32 00:02:50,375 --> 00:02:52,275 - OK. - Really? 33 00:02:52,277 --> 00:02:56,179 OK, oh. This is gonna be good, I can tell already by the look on your face. 34 00:02:57,849 --> 00:02:58,849 Buckle up. 35 00:02:59,851 --> 00:03:03,720 Well, we went back to his apartment 36 00:03:04,155 --> 00:03:06,255 and he asked. 37 00:03:06,257 --> 00:03:08,157 - Uh-huh. - You really want me to say? 38 00:03:08,159 --> 00:03:11,427 - Yes! I think we all do. 39 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,831 Well, he asked to... 40 00:03:15,867 --> 00:03:17,066 if he could 41 00:03:17,969 --> 00:03:21,037 jerk off on my butt, and I let him. 42 00:03:24,442 --> 00:03:27,176 Dan jerked off on your butt. 43 00:03:27,178 --> 00:03:29,278 - And then did he just leave? 44 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,881 - And you didn't write that? 45 00:03:31,883 --> 00:03:34,417 Oh, my God! I wish Dan would jerk off on my butt 46 00:03:34,419 --> 00:03:36,886 so I could write that story right now. 47 00:03:36,888 --> 00:03:39,155 That's amazing. How many people respond more to the jerking 48 00:03:39,157 --> 00:03:42,058 off on the butt bit than they did in the entire restaurant scene? 49 00:03:42,060 --> 00:03:44,127 Look at that! Look at that. 50 00:03:44,129 --> 00:03:46,028 - Come on, Deacon! 51 00:03:46,030 --> 00:03:49,398 - Yeah. - Yeah, 'cause it's fucking gold. And do you know why? 52 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:52,335 It's real. We're writers. 53 00:03:52,337 --> 00:03:57,039 We're lucky we get to turn these embarrassing, sometimes painful things 54 00:03:58,109 --> 00:03:59,408 into art. 55 00:03:59,410 --> 00:04:02,278 We get to cheer people up with it. 56 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:05,281 What a great gift you can give people. What a great gift you can give yourself. 57 00:04:05,283 --> 00:04:07,049 We're lucky we get to do that. 58 00:04:08,987 --> 00:04:10,486 Embarrass yourself, Sarah. 59 00:04:11,856 --> 00:04:12,955 Write what hurts. 60 00:04:27,472 --> 00:04:28,571 Hello? 61 00:04:30,241 --> 00:04:32,141 - Josh. - Hold on. Hold on. 62 00:04:32,510 --> 00:04:33,510 Are you up? 63 00:04:36,047 --> 00:04:38,014 - Josh, are you up? - Yeah. 64 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:39,696 - You're up. OK. Hi. - Is she dead? 65 00:04:40,285 --> 00:04:42,451 - Just tell me that she died. - No, Grandma is not dead. 66 00:04:42,453 --> 00:04:44,420 Listen, I need a place to stay tonight, OK? 67 00:04:44,422 --> 00:04:46,155 Can I please crash at your place, please? 68 00:04:46,157 --> 00:04:48,057 Jackie, no. I was at the hospital 69 00:04:48,059 --> 00:04:49,592 till one o'clock. Are you all right? 70 00:04:49,594 --> 00:04:51,961 - Sorry, it's my sister. Go back to... - I'm fine but, 71 00:04:51,963 --> 00:04:55,097 but I need a place to stay, OK? I literally got into a huge fight. 72 00:04:55,099 --> 00:04:56,432 What did you fight about? 73 00:04:56,434 --> 00:04:58,901 Uh, nothing. Who are you talking to right now? 74 00:04:58,903 --> 00:05:00,536 What? Nobody. What do you mean nothing. 75 00:05:00,538 --> 00:05:03,406 What do you mean nobody. I just heard you say, "Go back to sleep, it's my sister" 76 00:05:03,408 --> 00:05:05,308 Somebody there with you? Is that why you're not letting me up? 77 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:08,845 Come on, man. It's late. I gotta meet Runciter at 7:30 in the morning, so. 78 00:05:08,847 --> 00:05:11,314 What time is it, even? Oh, my God. 79 00:05:11,316 --> 00:05:13,516 - I need you to call me an Uber. - Why? 80 00:05:13,518 --> 00:05:15,451 - My credit card's not working... - What do you mean? 81 00:05:15,453 --> 00:05:17,887 and I don't understand why. Just do this for me! 82 00:05:17,889 --> 00:05:19,589 All right. Jesus. Fine, hold on. 83 00:05:19,591 --> 00:05:22,258 - I had a horrible day. Spent the whole day at the hospital. - OK, I'm doing it. 84 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:25,194 - Even worse than... - How about, how about an Uber Pool, huh? 85 00:05:25,196 --> 00:05:28,197 - It'll be fun meeting people. - Josh, I'm not getting in an Uber Pool... 86 00:05:28,199 --> 00:05:29,599 - OK, OK. - ... at 4:00 a.m. by myself. 87 00:05:29,601 --> 00:05:30,900 OK, it's coming. 88 00:05:31,469 --> 00:05:32,468 Thank you. 89 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:36,240 Fuck. 90 00:05:46,384 --> 00:05:48,251 - Hi. How are you. - Could I have the sesame 91 00:05:48,253 --> 00:05:50,319 - uh, sesame bagel toasted. - could I have the bagel 92 00:05:50,321 --> 00:05:52,955 - not toasted, regular. - A little bit of butter just on one side. 93 00:05:52,957 --> 00:05:55,558 - And tofu scallion Cream cheese? But not too much. - A peach Snapple in a to-go cup 94 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,660 - with a lid and some ice with... - An iced coffee with a little almond 95 00:05:57,662 --> 00:06:00,296 - milk, not too much. - ... a straw, that would be great. Thank you. 96 00:06:00,298 --> 00:06:03,032 I don't like using these apps. We should support yellow cabs. 97 00:06:03,034 --> 00:06:04,100 - You know? - Mm-hmm. 98 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:05,334 There aren't going to be any left to hail 99 00:06:05,336 --> 00:06:06,535 - when you need them. - Absolutely. 100 00:06:06,537 --> 00:06:07,970 Um, so... 101 00:06:07,972 --> 00:06:09,538 What was did you fight with Owen about? 102 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:10,673 I don't want to talk about that. 103 00:06:10,675 --> 00:06:12,441 I want to talk about your gorgeous immigrant. 104 00:06:12,443 --> 00:06:13,676 Oh, Caterina? 105 00:06:13,678 --> 00:06:15,478 - Yeah, her. - I met her in Italy. 106 00:06:15,479 --> 00:06:17,279 She's a student at the Brooklyn Shakespeare Conservatory. 107 00:06:17,282 --> 00:06:18,314 She's an actress. 108 00:06:18,316 --> 00:06:20,149 - Actor. - Met her in Florence? 109 00:06:20,151 --> 00:06:22,285 Yeah, when I was teaching there last summer. 110 00:06:22,287 --> 00:06:24,153 OK, 'cause you were a teacher, yeah. 111 00:06:24,155 --> 00:06:25,621 I taught play writing, she's an actress. 112 00:06:25,623 --> 00:06:27,556 - So, she's your student. - She's a student. 113 00:06:27,558 --> 00:06:29,425 A grad student. Not my student. 114 00:06:29,427 --> 00:06:31,027 - Hey, hey, hey. - And I feel fine about it. 115 00:06:31,029 --> 00:06:32,561 And you live together now. 116 00:06:32,563 --> 00:06:34,964 Well, she likes my apartment, I like the company. 117 00:06:34,966 --> 00:06:37,333 - Yeah, I get lonely since Julie left. - So, fucking great. 118 00:06:37,335 --> 00:06:39,335 - I'm happy for you guys. I think it's really... - Thank you. 119 00:06:39,337 --> 00:06:41,270 I think it's a really exciting step for you. 120 00:06:41,272 --> 00:06:42,438 Thank you. 121 00:06:46,177 --> 00:06:47,417 What are you doing here? 122 00:06:48,346 --> 00:06:50,146 Mom bailed so I slept here. 123 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:52,048 - Ah. - You just missed Runciter. 124 00:06:52,050 --> 00:06:55,017 What? what do you mean I missed him? He wasn't supposed to be here till 7:30. 125 00:06:55,019 --> 00:06:57,954 - Dave, it's 7:05. - Well, to tell you, I barely got two minutes with him. 126 00:06:57,956 --> 00:07:00,623 - He came early, that's why I stayed here. - Well, I wish you had called me 127 00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:03,559 - 'cause I had questions for him. - Well, you know, why don't you write it down, Josh. 128 00:07:03,561 --> 00:07:06,162 - Maybe I will. - OK, maybe you should. 129 00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:08,164 - Keep your thoughts in order. - Yeah, thank you 130 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:11,467 - for spending the night. - Yeah, well, how is she doing? Is she still coughing so much? 131 00:07:11,469 --> 00:07:14,503 - I haven't heard her cough since two a.m. - Holy shit. 132 00:07:14,505 --> 00:07:16,138 - She slept through the night. - What? 133 00:07:16,140 --> 00:07:19,141 This medication they gave her for the fluid in her lungs, the... 134 00:07:19,143 --> 00:07:20,543 - Priceledone. - Pregnasone. 135 00:07:20,545 --> 00:07:22,278 - Prednisone. - Presone. 136 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,347 - Prednisone. What'd you say? - Exactly. It's really good. 137 00:07:24,349 --> 00:07:26,649 It's causing a lot of strain on her kidneys, so 138 00:07:26,651 --> 00:07:29,418 She's gonna have to go on dialysis this week if she keeps using it. 139 00:07:29,420 --> 00:07:32,054 - She's gonna have to go on dialysis? - Oh. What about the radiation? 140 00:07:32,056 --> 00:07:33,990 Would she be able to finish the radiation treatments? 141 00:07:33,992 --> 00:07:36,359 - I'm gonna go in there. You guys deal with this. - OK. Good, go. 142 00:07:36,361 --> 00:07:38,694 - All right, well, what do you say... - Grandma and Aunt Allie want 143 00:07:38,696 --> 00:07:41,163 - Peterson to chime in, so. - Well, where's Aunt Allie, then? 144 00:07:41,165 --> 00:07:42,298 - I dunno! - I got you a bagel. 145 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:44,433 I don't want a bagel. I got to go to work. 146 00:07:44,435 --> 00:07:47,436 Hey! Well, thanks for staying over. 147 00:07:47,438 --> 00:07:48,504 Yeah. 148 00:07:49,407 --> 00:07:51,207 So, OK. All right. 149 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:53,209 - Are you drinking that all there? - Yeah. 150 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:56,679 - I drink a lot of coffee lately. - I don't know if that's so good for you. 151 00:07:56,681 --> 00:07:59,749 - Actually, I read that it's fine. - Hey, Grandma! 152 00:07:59,751 --> 00:08:01,517 - Ooh! - Ooh! 153 00:08:01,519 --> 00:08:03,619 - Sweetheart, look at you. - Wow. You look 154 00:08:03,621 --> 00:08:07,356 - so much better. - Because I finally slept. 155 00:08:07,358 --> 00:08:10,226 Thank God I wasn't up half the night coughing. 156 00:08:10,228 --> 00:08:12,495 - I was going out of my mind. - I know. 157 00:08:12,497 --> 00:08:14,663 - Good old Pregslidone. - I know, it's true. 158 00:08:14,665 --> 00:08:16,465 - She slept for seven hours. - Wow. 159 00:08:16,467 --> 00:08:18,167 - She looks hot. - Yeah. 160 00:08:18,169 --> 00:08:20,202 Well, they gave me a pill after you left 161 00:08:20,204 --> 00:08:22,438 - and I went right out. - Yeah, your skin looks so much better. 162 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:26,208 You look so much warmer, like, more color. You want another shake with ice? 163 00:08:26,210 --> 00:08:28,210 - No, no. Please, no. - I got it. I know but she... 164 00:08:30,148 --> 00:08:31,331 Just sit down. Where did David go? 165 00:08:31,332 --> 00:08:32,515 - He left. He had to go to work. - Yeah, he had to go. 166 00:08:32,517 --> 00:08:34,450 - He's mad at Josh. - Why? 167 00:08:34,452 --> 00:08:36,552 Oh, 'cause Josh fucked his nanny. 168 00:08:36,554 --> 00:08:38,320 - And then she quit. - Don't... 169 00:08:38,322 --> 00:08:41,190 Grandma, we dated for two months, 170 00:08:41,192 --> 00:08:43,159 - it was really nice, and... - His nanny? 171 00:08:43,161 --> 00:08:45,594 Uh, his nanny, yes. We really cared about each other. 172 00:08:45,596 --> 00:08:48,197 - Don't tell her the story like that. - She likes gossip. 173 00:08:48,199 --> 00:08:49,565 - I do. - Mm-hmm. 174 00:08:49,567 --> 00:08:51,500 Why don't you tell her about how you showed up at 4 a.m. 175 00:08:51,502 --> 00:08:53,469 at my apartment after you fought with Owen. 176 00:08:53,471 --> 00:08:55,671 Or, better yet, tell her why you're not talking to dad. 177 00:08:55,673 --> 00:08:57,206 - Mm-hmm. - Some juicy gossip. 178 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:58,841 Do you know what? I really would, but like David 179 00:08:58,843 --> 00:09:00,409 and unlike you, I have a job. 180 00:09:00,411 --> 00:09:02,178 - Uh. - So I have to be somewhere very soon. 181 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:03,379 I don't understand why you say this. 182 00:09:03,381 --> 00:09:05,114 - I'm a professor. - Yeah. 183 00:09:05,116 --> 00:09:06,415 You're an adjunct professor. 184 00:09:06,417 --> 00:09:08,084 I know. An adjunct professor. 185 00:09:08,086 --> 00:09:11,720 - What is an adjunct? - It's like, I haven't gotten full professor. 186 00:09:11,722 --> 00:09:13,289 - It's kind of like a professor. - It is. 187 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:15,491 - OK, I have to go to work. - OK. All right. 188 00:09:15,493 --> 00:09:17,493 But I love you so much, and I'm going to see you at 6:30. 189 00:09:17,495 --> 00:09:19,295 - OK? I'm going to be back. - 6:30. 190 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:20,629 - Muah! - See you later. 191 00:09:21,199 --> 00:09:22,431 Look at me. 192 00:09:22,433 --> 00:09:24,200 I don't like you and David fighting. 193 00:09:24,202 --> 00:09:26,702 I agree, I don't think he should be bringing his negative energy here. 194 00:09:26,704 --> 00:09:29,872 - By the way, where's Mom and... - I'm coming in for a kiss. 195 00:09:29,874 --> 00:09:31,774 - Oh, OK. - Because I love you. 196 00:09:31,776 --> 00:09:33,776 - Yeah. Go, dear. Don't be late. - Don't move. 197 00:09:33,778 --> 00:09:35,711 - OK. - If you move I will be mad at you. 198 00:09:35,713 --> 00:09:38,114 - If you leave this room I will press charges... 199 00:09:38,116 --> 00:09:40,149 - Yeah. - ... against you. 200 00:09:40,151 --> 00:09:41,884 - She's always been musical. - I'm fun. 201 00:09:41,886 --> 00:09:43,819 Yeah, that's really fun. 202 00:09:43,821 --> 00:09:46,322 - Take care. Don't be late. - Where's Mom and Aunt Allie? 203 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:47,857 - Who? - Mom and Aunt Allie, where are they? 204 00:09:47,859 --> 00:09:49,191 Oh, like I care. 205 00:09:49,627 --> 00:09:52,128 Hey. Melissa, it's me, Josh. 206 00:09:52,130 --> 00:09:53,796 Trying you again. I'm sorry I keep calling you. 207 00:09:53,798 --> 00:09:55,664 I'd love to resolve the situation 208 00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:59,301 for the sake of David's girls who I know miss their nanny. 209 00:09:59,303 --> 00:10:01,637 - Hey, sorry. - Alan? Alan? 210 00:10:01,639 --> 00:10:03,506 Hey! Yeah. 211 00:10:03,508 --> 00:10:05,741 OK, so, sorry about that, if you heard that. Uh, I hope to talk 212 00:10:05,743 --> 00:10:08,477 to you soon, and that'd be great if you got back to me. OK, bye-bye. 213 00:10:08,479 --> 00:10:10,579 - Hey, how's it going? - I'm sorry I'm late. 214 00:10:10,581 --> 00:10:14,517 OK. Oh, that's OK. Look at you, you look like Jewish Timothée Chalamet. 215 00:10:14,519 --> 00:10:15,918 - Unless he is Jewish. - I dunno. 216 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:17,353 - I'm more Jewish. - Thank you. 217 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,221 - Where's, where's your mom? - She left, 218 00:10:19,223 --> 00:10:20,823 but she said you needed somebody here. 219 00:10:20,825 --> 00:10:23,392 Left? What are you talking about? She hasn't been here, I was here all day. 220 00:10:23,394 --> 00:10:25,628 No, no. She left, left, like, 221 00:10:25,630 --> 00:10:28,430 - on a plane. She's going to Istanbul. - Wait, who went to Istanbul? 222 00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:30,933 My mother, she has a trade show. 223 00:10:30,935 --> 00:10:32,668 - Hold on. - She told Grandma. 224 00:10:32,669 --> 00:10:34,402 Aunt Allie went to Istanbul just now? 225 00:10:34,405 --> 00:10:37,506 With her mother in the hospital, uh. 226 00:10:37,508 --> 00:10:40,309 - She had a, she had a trade show. - Yeah, OK. 227 00:10:40,311 --> 00:10:41,610 That's interesting. 228 00:10:41,612 --> 00:10:45,181 It's all right, uh. Listen, will you sit down for a sec? 229 00:10:45,183 --> 00:10:46,949 - I gotta run out for a few hours. - Uh-huh. 230 00:10:46,951 --> 00:10:48,884 - And we've been trying to keep someone around... - Sure. 231 00:10:48,886 --> 00:10:50,920 so she has a familiar face, you know, when she wakes up. 232 00:10:50,922 --> 00:10:53,923 Would you mind just hanging out with her? 233 00:10:53,925 --> 00:10:56,625 - Oh, like, alone? - Well, yeah, alone. It's easy. 234 00:10:56,627 --> 00:10:58,394 - She's... - What does she look like? Scary? 235 00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:02,231 Well, look. She looks a little different. You know, she's a little 236 00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:05,434 paler and a little slim, but mentally she's all there. 237 00:11:05,436 --> 00:11:07,670 It's just Grandma so just talk to her. It's easy. 238 00:11:07,672 --> 00:11:09,872 Hang out. If she wants to chat, you know, talk her up. 239 00:11:09,874 --> 00:11:11,407 Keep her distracted. That's the big thing. 240 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:12,942 Play Jenga with her, she loves that. 241 00:11:12,944 --> 00:11:14,310 - OK? - Yeah. 242 00:11:14,312 --> 00:11:15,744 - OK. Thanks, Josh. - All right? OK. 243 00:11:15,746 --> 00:11:17,246 - Where you going? - Huh? 244 00:11:17,248 --> 00:11:18,781 - Where you going? - I got class so I really got to go, 245 00:11:18,783 --> 00:11:19,882 but thank you. 246 00:11:19,884 --> 00:11:21,417 It's going to be fine. You're going to be great. 247 00:11:21,418 --> 00:11:22,951 Thanks. Bye. 248 00:11:26,357 --> 00:11:27,923 Dana's talking and while they're doing that, 249 00:11:27,925 --> 00:11:29,892 y'all are sitting here making fucking noises at each other 250 00:11:29,894 --> 00:11:30,993 - like little Daniel... - We're, no. 251 00:11:30,995 --> 00:11:32,595 - Scott, I'm not talking to you. - You're yelling. 252 00:11:32,597 --> 00:11:34,463 - But am I talking to you right now? No! - And cursing. 253 00:11:34,465 --> 00:11:35,764 - I'm not! - I'm standing up for my friend, OK? 254 00:11:35,766 --> 00:11:36,932 Because y'all always do that. 255 00:11:36,934 --> 00:11:38,434 Y'all always stick together. 256 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:39,735 That is exactly what she is saying. 257 00:11:39,737 --> 00:11:41,904 Exactly, like, how are you gonna cut me off 258 00:11:41,906 --> 00:11:44,506 while I'm speaking up for Dana, who you weren't even listening to 259 00:11:44,508 --> 00:11:45,975 - in the first fucking place. - Right. 260 00:11:45,977 --> 00:11:48,577 That is the fucking definition of misogyny, 261 00:11:48,579 --> 00:11:50,613 - and y'all do it in every class. - Don't fucking call me 262 00:11:50,615 --> 00:11:52,414 - a misogynist. - Don't be it then! Don't be it! 263 00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:53,882 Get your hands out of my face, respect my face. 264 00:11:53,884 --> 00:11:56,285 OK, OK, OK. So, he's a misogynist, 265 00:11:56,287 --> 00:11:58,520 I'm a racist, Sebastian's a fucking... 266 00:11:58,522 --> 00:11:59,922 - You're not listening to her. - ... xenophobe. 267 00:11:59,924 --> 00:12:01,423 That's not what she's saying. 268 00:12:01,425 --> 00:12:03,459 - You have to listen, that's the problem. - I am listening. 269 00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,461 I am listening. OK? 270 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:09,031 And anyone that does something that you don't like or don't agree with 271 00:12:09,033 --> 00:12:11,967 is sexist, or racist, or homophobic. 272 00:12:11,969 --> 00:12:15,504 - Josh. I'm done. - And it's always a straight white male 273 00:12:15,506 --> 00:12:17,906 - and they're not allowed to defend themselves. - I'm not staying. 274 00:12:17,908 --> 00:12:20,042 - I get it now. I get it. - That is not, that is not... 275 00:12:20,044 --> 00:12:21,777 No, no. That's it. 276 00:12:21,779 --> 00:12:24,713 I'm sick of fucking straight white men. 277 00:12:24,715 --> 00:12:28,651 Every fucking teacher in this school is a straight white male. 278 00:12:28,653 --> 00:12:31,587 And they never, ever call you out on it. 279 00:12:31,589 --> 00:12:35,291 Not one of them. But now I'm calling you out, OK? 280 00:12:35,293 --> 00:12:38,827 I'm sick of the disrespect, y'all are disgusting, and I'm over it. 281 00:12:38,829 --> 00:12:40,963 - I'm calling you out. - Come on, Tiara, uh, 282 00:12:41,565 --> 00:12:43,299 that, that's not entirely accurate. 283 00:12:43,934 --> 00:12:46,001 All due respect, and I mean that, uh, 284 00:12:46,003 --> 00:12:48,437 well, the statement about the teachers 285 00:12:48,439 --> 00:12:49,838 - is not accurate. - See? 286 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,374 - No, I appreciate. - Y'all need to just listen! 287 00:12:52,376 --> 00:12:55,978 You legitimately cannot just shut up and listen! 288 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:57,946 I'm sorry, Josh. But it is true. 289 00:12:57,948 --> 00:12:59,515 - Josh. - It is the fucking truth. 290 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:00,749 Josh, what do you think? 291 00:13:00,751 --> 00:13:02,985 What do you think, bro? What do you think? 292 00:13:05,022 --> 00:13:06,388 Well... 293 00:13:08,326 --> 00:13:09,391 It... 294 00:13:15,099 --> 00:13:17,433 Absolutely, it's our priority. 295 00:13:17,435 --> 00:13:19,868 - Our policy is always wait and see. 296 00:13:19,870 --> 00:13:22,805 Hey, there. Oh, sorry, Terry. You want to see me? 297 00:13:22,807 --> 00:13:25,808 Yeah, Josh, would you mind closing the door behind you? 298 00:13:25,810 --> 00:13:27,810 Yeah, sure. Yeah. 299 00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:29,879 Everything OK? 300 00:13:30,514 --> 00:13:32,047 - Yeah. - Hey, Terry. 301 00:13:32,049 --> 00:13:34,116 - Hey, man. Take a seat. - Sure. 302 00:13:34,118 --> 00:13:37,119 - Uh, thanks for coming in so quickly. - Yeah. 303 00:13:37,121 --> 00:13:39,755 I know your grandmother's in the hospital, how's she doing? 304 00:13:39,757 --> 00:13:42,358 You know, she's actually a little better now. Thanks for asking. 305 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,060 Um, look. Guys, I think I know what this is about, I had a 306 00:13:45,062 --> 00:13:47,363 bit of a crazy class today, as I'm sure you heard. 307 00:13:47,365 --> 00:13:49,665 And, um, I didn't totally know how to handle the situation 308 00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:52,434 so I'm glad you called me in, I was actually gonna talk to you first, Mary. 309 00:13:52,436 --> 00:13:54,002 This is actually about, um, 310 00:13:54,004 --> 00:13:57,406 - Jennifer Mann, um... - Oh, no, she wasn't in the class. 311 00:13:57,408 --> 00:14:00,109 Uh, this is about Thursday's class not today. 312 00:14:01,412 --> 00:14:03,545 - Jennifer. - Yeah, she spoke privately 313 00:14:03,547 --> 00:14:05,047 - with me, um. - OK. 314 00:14:05,049 --> 00:14:06,582 On Friday. 315 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,851 Yeah, 'cause she was absent for the first time 316 00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:12,421 - this week. - Yeah, uh, it's nothing major, 317 00:14:12,423 --> 00:14:14,490 it sounds like an honest mistake, 318 00:14:14,492 --> 00:14:16,392 but we just wanted to address some things 319 00:14:16,394 --> 00:14:18,660 - she brought to our attention. - OK, yeah. 320 00:14:18,896 --> 00:14:20,095 Well... 321 00:14:20,698 --> 00:14:22,538 she brought an incident, to me, where 322 00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:26,502 she felt unsafe in your classroom, last week. 323 00:14:28,172 --> 00:14:30,873 - Jennifer did? In my classroom? - Yeah, she was, 324 00:14:31,642 --> 00:14:32,941 she was quite shaken, actually. 325 00:14:34,879 --> 00:14:37,759 Like, I don't know what this is about, but I can tell you that I, 326 00:14:37,982 --> 00:14:40,883 I feel kind of unsafe in my class most days. 327 00:14:40,885 --> 00:14:44,520 Uh... did you talk about 328 00:14:44,522 --> 00:14:47,790 masturbating on a woman's butt in your class? 329 00:14:50,161 --> 00:14:52,428 OK. OK. 330 00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:53,495 Um... 331 00:14:54,799 --> 00:14:57,166 short answer is, yes. Uh, 332 00:14:57,168 --> 00:14:59,768 Terry, hold on. All in context of this story 333 00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:02,471 written by a girl in the class, another girl. 334 00:15:02,473 --> 00:15:04,640 Uh, Sara Reddy. Yeah, I provoked 335 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:07,009 a conversation about it but it was... 336 00:15:07,011 --> 00:15:10,045 certainly did not come from me. It wasn't an experience I had. 337 00:15:10,047 --> 00:15:12,848 Never happened to me, I don't know 338 00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:15,017 about Terry, but, um, 339 00:15:15,019 --> 00:15:17,686 I thought the whole class was really into it, but. 340 00:15:17,688 --> 00:15:20,923 I certainly want to apologize for anything that happened in that class. 341 00:15:20,925 --> 00:15:23,091 - Josh. - Look, I know you didn't mean to. 342 00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:26,161 I know you're a nice guy, gosh. 343 00:15:26,163 --> 00:15:30,833 Enthusiastic. And some of these students can be very sensitive. 344 00:15:30,835 --> 00:15:34,236 - I guess so. - But, but in the current climate... 345 00:15:34,238 --> 00:15:35,637 Josh. 346 00:15:35,873 --> 00:15:37,239 - What's going on? - Josh. 347 00:15:37,241 --> 00:15:38,807 You pressured a student to reveal 348 00:15:38,809 --> 00:15:40,809 an intimate sexual moment 349 00:15:40,811 --> 00:15:42,678 in front of an entire classroom. 350 00:15:43,481 --> 00:15:45,247 - We can't, we can't do that. - Fine, OK. Let's talk 351 00:15:45,249 --> 00:15:47,049 to Sarah Reddy, why don't we bring her in here 352 00:15:47,051 --> 00:15:48,851 and ask her how she felt about it, because 353 00:15:48,852 --> 00:15:50,652 it was her story. - Sarah wasn't triggered, actually. 354 00:15:50,654 --> 00:15:52,187 Jennifer Mann was. 355 00:15:52,823 --> 00:15:55,491 And she's a sexual assault survivor, so. 356 00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:58,260 Jesus, I didn't know that, really? 357 00:15:58,262 --> 00:15:59,962 - Yeah. - Yeah, it's awful. 358 00:15:59,964 --> 00:16:02,865 It's why Robbie Corbit left the program. 359 00:16:02,867 --> 00:16:04,266 - Robbie? - Robbie. 360 00:16:04,268 --> 00:16:06,869 Oh, my God. I wrote him a letter of recommendation. 361 00:16:06,871 --> 00:16:09,238 - But Jennifer claims that, uh... - Ay-ya-yay! 362 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,773 other students felt uncomfortable, as well. 363 00:16:11,775 --> 00:16:13,509 They didn't know what to say and, 364 00:16:13,511 --> 00:16:14,776 you know, the whole thing's a mess. 365 00:16:14,778 --> 00:16:16,278 - We're just trying to... - Look, I'm sorry. 366 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,614 That's awful about Jennifer, I had no Idea. 367 00:16:18,616 --> 00:16:20,249 But I, but I, 368 00:16:20,851 --> 00:16:23,585 I take issue with the fact that other kids in the class 369 00:16:23,587 --> 00:16:25,854 were in any way upset. That just feels totally untrue. 370 00:16:25,856 --> 00:16:28,590 - You weren't there. - I'm hearing what's going on and we're trying to deal 371 00:16:28,592 --> 00:16:31,226 - with this situation. - Yes, but just from one person. A person that, I guess, was... 372 00:16:31,228 --> 00:16:33,162 A student. 373 00:16:33,163 --> 00:16:35,097 Yes, who had this experience. I can't control that. 374 00:16:35,099 --> 00:16:38,100 People were engaged. It was provocative, it was actually a great class. 375 00:16:38,102 --> 00:16:41,136 I know you're new here. And I know you're new to teaching. 376 00:16:41,138 --> 00:16:43,238 Oh, my God. Come on! It's a creative writing class! 377 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:46,241 These are adults! These are kids who are not kids! 378 00:16:46,243 --> 00:16:49,811 - That's the point! - Do you see that you're yelling at Mary right now? 379 00:16:50,114 --> 00:16:51,713 When she's just trying to do her work. 380 00:16:51,715 --> 00:16:53,649 He's not yelling at me, 381 00:16:53,651 --> 00:16:55,617 he's just trying to... 382 00:16:55,619 --> 00:16:57,586 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Let's, let's, 383 00:16:57,588 --> 00:16:59,121 let's take a deep breath. 384 00:17:00,824 --> 00:17:05,093 It's a he said she said thing, but mostly she said, I can't say anything. 385 00:17:05,095 --> 00:17:07,329 - So, you fucked her? - What? 386 00:17:07,331 --> 00:17:10,832 No. Never, I've never even been alone with her. 387 00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:13,569 Cat, I said to another wom... 388 00:17:13,571 --> 00:17:15,871 it's very hard to explain. I, I was talking 389 00:17:15,873 --> 00:17:17,873 about this other woman's story, which was about sex. 390 00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:23,078 And maybe I took it too far and was inappropriate, I, 391 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,881 - I don't know. - What woman? Like, 392 00:17:25,883 --> 00:17:27,849 - how old is your student? - They're young. 393 00:17:27,851 --> 00:17:29,885 Like, 20, 21, but they don't like to be called girls, 394 00:17:29,887 --> 00:17:31,987 they prefer woman, it's more, um, 395 00:17:31,989 --> 00:17:33,322 - more equal. - OK. 396 00:17:33,324 --> 00:17:35,657 I'm not being clear, it was, it was nothing I did, 397 00:17:35,659 --> 00:17:38,827 it was just words. And so, something I said, some word I used 398 00:17:38,829 --> 00:17:41,096 - triggered her. - What do you mean triggered? 399 00:17:41,098 --> 00:17:44,733 Uh, triggered, like, reminded of something bad. 400 00:17:44,735 --> 00:17:48,704 In this woman's case, uh, I heard something maybe 401 00:17:48,706 --> 00:17:51,840 happened with her, something bad happened with her and a man. 402 00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:54,943 You know, like, she was... like, something bad. 403 00:17:55,713 --> 00:17:58,714 And something I said made her think about it. 404 00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:03,952 But, so you want to fuck them? 405 00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,088 - Your students? - No. 406 00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:07,856 Uh, that's a complicated question 407 00:18:07,858 --> 00:18:09,324 I... not really. 408 00:18:09,326 --> 00:18:11,893 - They're young, they're, like... - I'm almost same age. 409 00:18:11,895 --> 00:18:13,795 You're European, it's different. 410 00:18:13,797 --> 00:18:16,298 Can we leave my thoughts out of this and just stick with my actions? 411 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,734 - But thoughts are kind of important, too. - Why? 412 00:18:18,736 --> 00:18:20,769 - Well, maybe... 413 00:18:20,771 --> 00:18:21,837 Man. 414 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:24,139 - Maybe that's them. - You know, you should try 415 00:18:24,141 --> 00:18:27,021 adapting to our culture a little bit more while you're here. 416 00:18:30,114 --> 00:18:32,047 Hi, Officer, uh, 417 00:18:32,049 --> 00:18:33,915 is there... is there a problem? 418 00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:35,917 I'm looking for Jacqueline Cohn. 419 00:18:37,287 --> 00:18:39,007 - Is she here? - Jack... 420 00:18:39,657 --> 00:18:41,056 Just one minute, please. 421 00:18:44,995 --> 00:18:47,229 - Uh, hey, Jackie? - Yeah. 422 00:18:47,231 --> 00:18:48,231 You know... 423 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,165 what the fuck is this? 424 00:18:51,068 --> 00:18:52,934 What do you mean? I'm recording here. 425 00:18:52,936 --> 00:18:55,103 I can't record at Owen's. I'm not asking him. 426 00:18:55,105 --> 00:18:58,073 - Remember? I told you. - I didn't realize you were gonna record here. 427 00:18:58,075 --> 00:19:00,842 I'm really fucking high, uh, I've had a long day, and 428 00:19:01,412 --> 00:19:03,011 there's a cop at the door 429 00:19:03,013 --> 00:19:05,113 - asking for you. - Oh, he's here? 430 00:19:05,115 --> 00:19:07,049 Yeah. Who's he, what is going on? 431 00:19:07,051 --> 00:19:08,450 - Jackie, what are you doing? - He's a friend, relax. 432 00:19:08,452 --> 00:19:11,286 Can I... can you... What is that shit? 433 00:19:11,288 --> 00:19:13,722 It's like Adderall but it's not. It's prescribed. 434 00:19:13,724 --> 00:19:16,725 - What do you mean, it's like Adderall? - Yeah. Relax! 435 00:19:16,727 --> 00:19:18,827 Do you wanna know what I think about what happened in your class? 436 00:19:18,829 --> 00:19:20,762 No, I don't. 437 00:19:20,764 --> 00:19:21,930 OK, fine. 438 00:19:22,766 --> 00:19:24,099 But, can I ask why? 439 00:19:24,101 --> 00:19:25,867 Yeah, 'cause I know you won't 440 00:19:25,869 --> 00:19:28,203 take my side on principle, and you'll tell me I'm wrong, 441 00:19:28,205 --> 00:19:30,305 you won't hear me out, and it'll 442 00:19:30,307 --> 00:19:32,407 hurt my feelings that you don't have my back on this. 443 00:19:33,043 --> 00:19:34,043 OK? 444 00:19:35,312 --> 00:19:36,478 OK. I'll tell you later. 445 00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:42,184 Hello and welcome to this edition of "The Latest", 446 00:19:42,186 --> 00:19:46,054 I'm your host, Jackie Cohn, we have quite the show for you today. 447 00:19:46,056 --> 00:19:49,257 I've got Black Lives Matter activist Eugene Wilkes, 448 00:19:49,259 --> 00:19:51,193 and over here from Blue Lives Matter, 449 00:19:51,195 --> 00:19:54,463 we've got NYPD Police Sergeant, Michael Morrissey, 450 00:19:54,465 --> 00:19:57,766 as well as All Lives Matter enthusiast, 451 00:19:57,768 --> 00:19:59,868 shall we say, Monica Erickson. 452 00:19:59,870 --> 00:20:01,236 Now, before I encourage our listeners 453 00:20:01,238 --> 00:20:03,138 to perhaps turn down their headphones, 454 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:05,240 how about a word from our sponsor? 455 00:20:05,242 --> 00:20:09,511 Blue Apron, oh, the energy in the room has shifted already. 456 00:20:09,513 --> 00:20:11,146 Tired of ordering unhealthy takeout 457 00:20:11,148 --> 00:20:13,815 or spending too much at overpriced restaurants? 458 00:20:13,817 --> 00:20:16,051 Getting a huge vigorous nod here from the sergeant. 459 00:20:16,053 --> 00:20:17,419 Well, you're in luck, sir, 460 00:20:17,421 --> 00:20:19,955 'cause Blue Apron has a solution for you. 461 00:20:34,104 --> 00:20:35,937 Look what I got, look. 462 00:20:35,939 --> 00:20:37,105 - Come on, get... 463 00:20:37,107 --> 00:20:38,306 Ow! 464 00:20:38,308 --> 00:20:39,374 No, no, no, no, no. 465 00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:40,441 - No. 466 00:20:40,444 --> 00:20:42,010 - Oh, the balls! 467 00:20:43,547 --> 00:20:44,846 Ow. 468 00:20:45,449 --> 00:20:47,449 OK, here we go, rackets out. 469 00:20:48,485 --> 00:20:49,485 Get ready. 470 00:20:50,354 --> 00:20:52,087 Coming at you. 471 00:20:52,089 --> 00:20:53,321 OK, well, you got to... 472 00:20:53,323 --> 00:20:54,489 I don't want to play this game. 473 00:20:54,491 --> 00:20:56,458 Just follow through, you're going to get it. 474 00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:58,260 - Just cross the court. - You know what I like? 475 00:20:58,262 --> 00:20:59,828 - What? - Baseball. 476 00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:02,164 Yeah, OK. I like baseball, too, but we're doing this now. 477 00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:03,431 I want to see the Yankees. 478 00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:05,333 - Yeah. - I want to see Derek Jeter. 479 00:21:05,335 --> 00:21:07,202 Well, Jeter's retired, 480 00:21:07,204 --> 00:21:09,204 and I actually heard a lot of women who met him in person 481 00:21:09,206 --> 00:21:10,972 - were a little disappointed. - That's bullshit. 482 00:21:10,974 --> 00:21:12,774 Let's try one more time. Serving up. 483 00:21:15,979 --> 00:21:17,913 Whoa! That's a home run! 484 00:21:17,915 --> 00:21:20,448 Whoa! A hundred points! 485 00:21:21,185 --> 00:21:22,818 - Woo! - You're being an asshole. 486 00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:23,820 - Wow. - Woo! 487 00:21:24,888 --> 00:21:25,854 That's impressive. 488 00:21:25,856 --> 00:21:27,289 Hey, can I ask you something? 489 00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:29,391 I get a little embarrassed talking about sex. 490 00:21:29,393 --> 00:21:31,126 I think you're very good. 491 00:21:31,128 --> 00:21:32,327 Yeah? 492 00:21:32,329 --> 00:21:34,196 - Yeah. - And you are, too, obviously. 493 00:21:34,198 --> 00:21:39,367 I just noticed that you are into kind of a rougher sex, 494 00:21:39,369 --> 00:21:41,002 is that fair to say? 495 00:21:42,272 --> 00:21:44,306 - You don't like this? - No. 496 00:21:44,308 --> 00:21:47,075 Cat, I really like it, I like it so much. 497 00:21:47,077 --> 00:21:50,946 I just wonder if there's a way to incorporate 498 00:21:50,948 --> 00:21:54,382 just a little sweetness, affection, 499 00:21:54,384 --> 00:21:55,951 even if it's just, like, 20%. 500 00:21:55,953 --> 00:21:57,052 Sweet talk? 501 00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:59,254 Sweet talk, that's nice, yeah. 502 00:21:59,256 --> 00:22:01,022 Well, I just wonder if we could 503 00:22:01,024 --> 00:22:04,960 be a little bit more intimate, do you know? 504 00:22:04,962 --> 00:22:07,929 And not hit each other as much. 505 00:22:07,931 --> 00:22:09,197 Like, kissing. 506 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,600 Perfect suggestion, yes, 507 00:22:11,602 --> 00:22:14,870 'cause then it lets the other person know right away, 508 00:22:14,872 --> 00:22:16,171 "this is consensual." 509 00:22:16,573 --> 00:22:18,173 What do you think? 510 00:22:18,976 --> 00:22:20,876 - I don't know about that. - OK, well, 511 00:22:20,878 --> 00:22:23,078 we're basically on the same page. It'll be fine. 512 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,913 So, you see anything that you want, 513 00:22:24,915 --> 00:22:27,449 put a sticker on. As long as it doesn't have another sticker. Here. 514 00:22:27,451 --> 00:22:30,318 - What are you... I don't understand. - I'll find out how to get it 515 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,654 delivered, so don't worry about that. 516 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,989 - I'm not worried about that. I... this is... - Pamela was here earlier, 517 00:22:34,992 --> 00:22:37,259 she wants the couch but she doesn't want the bed. 518 00:22:38,128 --> 00:22:39,895 It's brand new, I just bought it. 519 00:22:39,897 --> 00:22:41,663 What are you... What if grandma comes back? 520 00:22:41,665 --> 00:22:43,031 - Where's she supposed to... - And this chair. 521 00:22:43,033 --> 00:22:44,332 This is what I wanted to ask you. 522 00:22:44,334 --> 00:22:45,901 Look at this. It's beautiful. 523 00:22:45,903 --> 00:22:47,269 It's nice, it's really nice. 524 00:22:47,271 --> 00:22:49,304 - I, I... - I mean, I think it would look very nice 525 00:22:49,306 --> 00:22:52,908 in your apartment. It's masculine - Minus the cats, maybe. 526 00:22:52,910 --> 00:22:54,676 - I wouldn't call it masculine. - It's red leather. 527 00:22:54,678 --> 00:22:57,345 - Do you think it's a little... - Josh, do you want the chair or not? 528 00:22:57,347 --> 00:22:58,480 - No. Thank you. - No, OK. 529 00:22:58,482 --> 00:22:59,948 - Thank you, though. - What about the Keurig 530 00:22:59,950 --> 00:23:01,383 - coffee maker? - Mom, I got to... 531 00:23:01,385 --> 00:23:04,085 - That's also brand new. - I feel a little strange doing this 532 00:23:04,087 --> 00:23:05,520 with Grandma still in the hospital, you know? 533 00:23:05,522 --> 00:23:07,289 I feel like we should be a little bit more 534 00:23:07,291 --> 00:23:09,457 - optimistic about her chances. - All right, Jackie 535 00:23:09,459 --> 00:23:11,559 - will take the Keurig. Jackie will take it. - Fuck her, no. 536 00:23:11,561 --> 00:23:14,529 I want the Keurig, she can have the red chair with the cats. 537 00:23:14,531 --> 00:23:16,598 Owen owns all the furniture anyway. 538 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,134 - But my concern... - And look at all the china, 539 00:23:19,136 --> 00:23:21,436 all of the glassware, all of the silverware, 540 00:23:21,438 --> 00:23:23,038 - all of it, look at that. - Yeah, it's a lot. 541 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,373 Great front over there. If nobody wants it, 542 00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:28,610 I'm going to get rid of it. That's what I decided today, she has too much shit. 543 00:23:28,612 --> 00:23:31,179 Mom, you know, can you just breathe for a sec? 544 00:23:31,181 --> 00:23:33,481 - Why don't we sit? Sit down. - All right, OK. 545 00:23:33,483 --> 00:23:36,718 Let's just talk, like, you're going a mile a minute. 546 00:23:39,523 --> 00:23:41,356 - Good. - OK. 547 00:23:41,358 --> 00:23:42,590 - How you... - What do you want to talk about? 548 00:23:42,592 --> 00:23:44,125 Well, what do you want to talk about? 549 00:23:44,127 --> 00:23:45,961 - I... - What, is everything OK? 550 00:23:45,963 --> 00:23:47,729 - Do you feel OK? - Well, I've been a little stressed. 551 00:23:47,731 --> 00:23:49,731 You look a little pale. Don't get sick on me, 552 00:23:49,733 --> 00:23:51,666 - I got enough on my plate. - I know. 553 00:23:51,668 --> 00:23:53,234 I know. I... 554 00:23:53,236 --> 00:23:54,502 I've been having a hard time 555 00:23:55,138 --> 00:23:57,172 swinging the rent since Julie moved out, 556 00:23:57,174 --> 00:24:00,976 and that teaching job is not cutting it. 557 00:24:00,978 --> 00:24:03,445 Uh, I tried to supplement with some other jobs. 558 00:24:03,447 --> 00:24:05,280 I looked into Uber and I just don't have the time. 559 00:24:05,282 --> 00:24:07,015 I have to prepare classes, so... 560 00:24:08,085 --> 00:24:10,151 - I would pay you back. 561 00:24:10,153 --> 00:24:12,153 That's what you wanted to talk to me about? 562 00:24:12,155 --> 00:24:14,556 - That's not the only... - Do you want to borrow money from me? 563 00:24:14,558 --> 00:24:15,757 - If you can... - Go to your father. 564 00:24:15,759 --> 00:24:17,459 He's got more money than God. 565 00:24:17,461 --> 00:24:20,228 Do me a favor, my mother is dying. 566 00:24:20,230 --> 00:24:21,629 - I know, Mom, I'm... - You don't know. 567 00:24:21,631 --> 00:24:24,699 Every day, I have to spend $1,400 568 00:24:24,701 --> 00:24:26,434 to keep her comfortable in that room, 569 00:24:26,436 --> 00:24:28,336 and I'm going to do it, by God, if I have to 570 00:24:28,338 --> 00:24:29,738 empty out my whole freaking savings. 571 00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:32,273 - OK, OK. - Keep that woman happy, OK? 572 00:24:32,275 --> 00:24:36,144 Look, I'll handle all this myself, my sister is in Turkey, 573 00:24:36,146 --> 00:24:38,513 her kids are fucking beyond useless! 574 00:24:38,515 --> 00:24:40,415 Well, you know, Alan's at the hospital as we speak... 575 00:24:40,417 --> 00:24:41,383 Big deal! 576 00:24:41,385 --> 00:24:43,151 Maybe I need somebody here, 577 00:24:43,153 --> 00:24:45,353 maybe I need somebody to take care 578 00:24:45,355 --> 00:24:47,022 - and support me. - OK. 579 00:24:47,024 --> 00:24:49,190 OK. OK, OK, I'm here. 580 00:24:49,192 --> 00:24:51,359 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned that other stuff. 581 00:24:51,361 --> 00:24:53,361 You're just putting tags on her furniture 582 00:24:53,363 --> 00:24:55,263 and talking about moving the bed, it's hard for me, you know? 583 00:24:55,265 --> 00:24:56,531 It's confusing because I'm having these 584 00:24:56,533 --> 00:24:59,768 very lucid conversations with Grandma there, 585 00:25:00,470 --> 00:25:02,704 'cause she's still alive. 586 00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:08,743 And here, it's like we're throwing dirt on her grave. 587 00:25:08,745 --> 00:25:10,378 - OK. - Mom. 588 00:25:10,380 --> 00:25:12,380 - That's it! - Oh, come on! 589 00:25:12,382 --> 00:25:14,215 Ah, you know, no, I'm not going to take the bait. 590 00:25:14,217 --> 00:25:15,517 Mom! 591 00:25:15,519 --> 00:25:17,652 Oh, Ma, OK, I'm sorry, all right? 592 00:25:17,654 --> 00:25:18,653 - I... 593 00:25:18,655 --> 00:25:20,455 Slam the door in my... 594 00:25:20,457 --> 00:25:23,291 OK, fine, is her bed Tempur-Pedic? 595 00:25:23,293 --> 00:25:25,193 I'll take that, I'll take the bed. 596 00:25:26,630 --> 00:25:28,296 So I think it sounds, you know, 597 00:25:28,298 --> 00:25:29,564 sounds positive, the Prednisone. 598 00:25:29,566 --> 00:25:31,232 Dad? Dad. 599 00:25:31,701 --> 00:25:33,802 Right, once you get liquid in the lungs, 600 00:25:33,804 --> 00:25:35,437 it's just a matter of time. 601 00:25:35,439 --> 00:25:38,506 You know, once my mother got that, it was just a matter of weeks. 602 00:25:38,508 --> 00:25:41,209 Well, she's not coughing anymore. She's sleeping through the night now. 603 00:25:41,211 --> 00:25:43,144 - Well, that's good. - Yeah, it's great, but it's weird 604 00:25:43,146 --> 00:25:44,779 'cause Mom's cleaning out her apartment, 605 00:25:44,781 --> 00:25:47,215 Aunt Allie's left the country, it's very confusing. 606 00:25:47,684 --> 00:25:49,217 Would you come see her with me, 607 00:25:49,219 --> 00:25:51,119 and just help me understand what's going on? 608 00:25:53,790 --> 00:25:55,073 I think she'd really like it. 609 00:25:55,074 --> 00:25:56,357 Well, Sherry really wouldn't like that, 610 00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,326 - and I think you know that. - Fuck her, Dad. 611 00:25:58,328 --> 00:25:59,861 Fuck her. Or... 612 00:25:59,863 --> 00:26:01,830 OK, fine, lie to her, then. 613 00:26:03,366 --> 00:26:06,234 Grandma's been like your own mother for the last 25 years, 614 00:26:06,236 --> 00:26:07,936 more than your own mother even, I heard you say that once... 615 00:26:07,937 --> 00:26:09,637 - Dad. 616 00:26:09,639 --> 00:26:10,839 She texting you again? 617 00:26:10,841 --> 00:26:12,540 - It's like a teenager. - Dad. 618 00:26:12,542 --> 00:26:14,242 Dad, can I get this one, though? 619 00:26:14,244 --> 00:26:15,810 I thought you wanted the skateboarding one. 620 00:26:15,812 --> 00:26:17,679 Dad, please, can I get this one? 621 00:26:17,681 --> 00:26:18,813 Dad, he's talking to you. 622 00:26:18,815 --> 00:26:20,348 - What? - He wants another one. 623 00:26:20,350 --> 00:26:23,184 Uh, is that the one you want? 624 00:26:23,186 --> 00:26:25,687 I want Commander 2 and Skateboarding Extreme. 625 00:26:25,689 --> 00:26:27,589 Mom said you could only get one, 626 00:26:27,591 --> 00:26:31,126 so, um, pick the one you like the best and then we'll get that. 627 00:26:31,128 --> 00:26:33,194 - No! Both! - Hey, whoa, buddy, 628 00:26:33,196 --> 00:26:35,663 don't yell at your dad in the store. 629 00:26:35,665 --> 00:26:37,265 Right? Can you tell him? 630 00:26:37,267 --> 00:26:39,367 He's getting you a game for no reason. 631 00:26:39,369 --> 00:26:42,504 Do you realize how cool that is? You have... we have the coolest dad in the world. 632 00:26:42,506 --> 00:26:43,771 But I want both ones... 633 00:26:43,773 --> 00:26:45,340 Well, you can't have both! 634 00:26:45,342 --> 00:26:47,475 Hey, take it easy with him, will you? 635 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,680 OK, all right. Hey, look. I'll tell you what, next week it's your birthday, 636 00:26:52,682 --> 00:26:55,350 listen, it's your birthday, so I will buy you... what is it? 637 00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:57,385 Command 2, I'll buy you that for your birthday. 638 00:26:57,387 --> 00:26:59,154 - No. - And you know what? Wait, wait, wait, there's more. 639 00:26:59,156 --> 00:27:00,788 I'll even get you the gun that it comes with. 640 00:27:00,790 --> 00:27:02,557 And I'll buy it myself so we can play together! 641 00:27:02,559 --> 00:27:04,459 It'll be so fun! We can shoot each other's brains out. 642 00:27:04,461 --> 00:27:06,294 Josh, I didn't ask you 643 00:27:06,296 --> 00:27:08,196 and I don't care what you say. 644 00:27:08,198 --> 00:27:09,697 I asked my father. 645 00:27:09,699 --> 00:27:10,865 - He's buying you that... - No! Shut up! 646 00:27:10,867 --> 00:27:12,467 No, listen to me, he's buying you that 647 00:27:12,469 --> 00:27:14,402 for no reason. It's not your birthday. 648 00:27:14,404 --> 00:27:16,671 It's not Hanukkah. I never got video games for no reason. 649 00:27:16,673 --> 00:27:18,439 - Just shut up, Josh, OK? - You shut up! 650 00:27:18,441 --> 00:27:19,507 - OK, OK, OK. - You shut up! 651 00:27:19,509 --> 00:27:20,775 OK, OK. 652 00:27:20,777 --> 00:27:22,097 - This is crazy! - OK. 653 00:27:24,447 --> 00:27:25,780 Listen, um, 654 00:27:25,782 --> 00:27:28,650 I tell you what, uh, we'll call mommy, 655 00:27:28,652 --> 00:27:30,351 OK? You call mommy 656 00:27:30,353 --> 00:27:32,787 and if she says yes, then you can get the second one. 657 00:27:32,789 --> 00:27:34,656 That's how you're handling this? 658 00:27:37,494 --> 00:27:39,260 Where is. 659 00:27:39,629 --> 00:27:42,397 - Fine, I just need to know 660 00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:43,865 What time you will be back? 661 00:27:43,867 --> 00:27:45,733 Because Alan is texting me! 662 00:27:45,735 --> 00:27:47,468 Hey, Benji, uh... 663 00:27:47,470 --> 00:27:49,504 Don't call me that, my name's Ben. 664 00:27:50,607 --> 00:27:53,675 All right, let's go outside, play some basketball. 665 00:27:53,677 --> 00:27:54,876 - What do you say? - Nope. 666 00:27:54,878 --> 00:27:56,277 Come on, we'll get you, 667 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,413 our dad, wherever he is, 668 00:27:58,415 --> 00:28:00,248 and big brother. 669 00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:01,983 We'll have a boys day outside. 670 00:28:01,985 --> 00:28:03,785 What do you say? You can play those games later. 671 00:28:03,787 --> 00:28:05,753 You're not my brother. 672 00:28:05,755 --> 00:28:07,555 Well, 673 00:28:07,557 --> 00:28:09,490 I mean, I'm your half-brother, so, 674 00:28:09,492 --> 00:28:11,593 - yeah, I'm your brother. - No. 675 00:28:11,595 --> 00:28:12,760 Gus is my brother. 676 00:28:13,330 --> 00:28:15,296 Gus is your brother? Who's Gus? 677 00:28:15,932 --> 00:28:19,334 - Gus - Dad, who, who the fuck is Gus? 678 00:28:19,336 --> 00:28:21,336 Gus? Gus is Ben's friend. 679 00:28:21,338 --> 00:28:24,539 Oh. So, he's not your brother, he's your friend. 680 00:28:24,941 --> 00:28:26,774 No, Gus is my brother. 681 00:28:27,477 --> 00:28:29,510 - Why are you here? - Hey, hey, hey. 682 00:28:29,512 --> 00:28:30,812 Be nice to Joshie. 683 00:28:30,814 --> 00:28:33,681 Gus lives in this building, it's his best friend. 684 00:28:35,018 --> 00:28:36,718 Uh, Dad, does... 685 00:28:37,454 --> 00:28:39,094 can't believe I'm asking you this, but 686 00:28:39,656 --> 00:28:41,456 does he not know that I'm his brother? 687 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,294 It's a little confusing for him right now. 688 00:28:47,464 --> 00:28:48,730 I wonder why that is. 689 00:28:48,732 --> 00:28:51,899 What's going on with Sherry in there? She not gonna come out and say, hi? 690 00:28:51,901 --> 00:28:53,735 - Should I go in there? - No, you should not. 691 00:28:53,737 --> 00:28:56,704 - I'll go do a pop in. - That's really not a very good idea. 692 00:28:56,706 --> 00:28:58,006 I don't think that's a good idea. 693 00:28:58,008 --> 00:29:00,608 - You sure? - We're not having the best of days. 694 00:29:02,679 --> 00:29:03,811 Do you want me to go? 695 00:29:05,949 --> 00:29:06,949 No. 696 00:29:07,684 --> 00:29:09,050 Bye-bye. 697 00:29:09,786 --> 00:29:11,906 You wanted to talk, what do you want to talk about? 698 00:29:12,689 --> 00:29:15,857 I told you not to take a two-year lease on that apartment. 699 00:29:15,859 --> 00:29:18,559 Yeah, well, you also told me that Julie was the girl I was supposed to marry 700 00:29:18,561 --> 00:29:21,062 - and I should move in with her. - Well, maybe you should have married her. 701 00:29:21,064 --> 00:29:22,497 I always thought she was right for you, 702 00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:24,465 plus she would have shared half the rent. 703 00:29:25,735 --> 00:29:30,038 - What about the play, any news? - No, no, don't ask. 704 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,674 Options at this point are too depressing. 705 00:29:32,676 --> 00:29:34,609 Believe me, if that were an option, I'd explore it. 706 00:29:34,611 --> 00:29:37,045 - I wouldn't... - OK. OK. 707 00:29:37,914 --> 00:29:40,982 I'll write you a check, but only for two months. 708 00:29:40,984 --> 00:29:43,318 You got to get your life back in order. 709 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,385 I know. 710 00:29:44,921 --> 00:29:46,587 Thank you, Dad, I'm sorry. 711 00:29:46,589 --> 00:29:48,423 You're sorry, I'm the one writing the check. 712 00:29:49,526 --> 00:29:50,858 Hey, one day, you'll do this 713 00:29:50,860 --> 00:29:52,360 for your own kids, OK? 714 00:29:53,396 --> 00:29:54,462 Yeah. 715 00:29:54,464 --> 00:29:55,897 Uh, listen. 716 00:29:57,467 --> 00:29:59,334 Go take good care of Grandma for me, huh? 717 00:29:59,969 --> 00:30:01,536 Please come see her. 718 00:30:01,538 --> 00:30:03,705 Come on, I really think you could regret not going 719 00:30:03,707 --> 00:30:05,373 if something happens to her. 720 00:30:05,775 --> 00:30:07,809 And you got to talk to Jackie. 721 00:30:08,345 --> 00:30:10,378 It's insane that you're not talking. 722 00:30:10,380 --> 00:30:11,779 I know, I know. 723 00:30:12,649 --> 00:30:14,716 I just, I'm doing the best I can here. 724 00:30:15,051 --> 00:30:16,517 All right. 725 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,619 All right, I'll see you. 726 00:30:18,621 --> 00:30:20,621 Give Grandma a kiss for me, huh? 727 00:30:20,623 --> 00:30:21,556 Hey, hey. 728 00:30:28,565 --> 00:30:29,697 Hey, we got some new pictures 729 00:30:29,699 --> 00:30:30,932 - for you of the girls. - Oh, wonderful. 730 00:30:30,934 --> 00:30:32,066 - Where are they, though? - Hey. 731 00:30:32,068 --> 00:30:34,102 Can you hand me those pictures that we brought? 732 00:30:34,104 --> 00:30:35,470 - They should be my purse. 733 00:30:35,472 --> 00:30:36,537 Yeah, I know. 734 00:30:36,539 --> 00:30:38,039 Here, here, here, have a little water, 735 00:30:38,041 --> 00:30:39,040 have a little water. 736 00:30:39,042 --> 00:30:41,075 - Wipe it off. - It's me. 737 00:30:41,077 --> 00:30:43,044 I know, that's why I'm doing that. 738 00:30:43,046 --> 00:30:44,545 - Wonderful. - Hey, Mom, you know what? 739 00:30:44,547 --> 00:30:46,614 You got to tell Josh and Jackie to clean this shit up. 740 00:30:46,616 --> 00:30:48,483 You leave all this coffee and stuff... 741 00:30:48,485 --> 00:30:50,418 - That's why you're here, babe. - OK. 742 00:30:50,420 --> 00:30:51,719 - You're OK? - I'm great. 743 00:30:51,721 --> 00:30:52,837 - Thank you, dear. - OK, OK. 744 00:30:52,838 --> 00:30:53,954 - Mom, do you want anything? - Yes. 745 00:30:53,957 --> 00:30:55,390 A Valium. 746 00:30:55,392 --> 00:30:56,624 OK, I got you that. 747 00:30:56,626 --> 00:30:57,825 Alan? 748 00:30:57,827 --> 00:30:59,794 Earth to Alan, you want something? 749 00:30:59,796 --> 00:31:00,728 Some Skittles? 750 00:31:00,730 --> 00:31:01,829 You want some, any drink? 751 00:31:01,831 --> 00:31:02,964 No, you're good? OK. 752 00:31:02,966 --> 00:31:04,132 - All right. - Is Uncle Josh 753 00:31:04,134 --> 00:31:05,533 going to marry Melissa? 754 00:31:05,535 --> 00:31:08,436 That is a very good question. Melissa, your nanny? 755 00:31:08,438 --> 00:31:10,638 You should marry Owen... 756 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,074 - Yeah. - And Uncle Josh should get married to Melissa. 757 00:31:13,076 --> 00:31:14,842 - Oh. - Yikes. 758 00:31:14,844 --> 00:31:18,746 Well, guys, look, you know how Aunt Jackie and Uncle Josh, 759 00:31:18,748 --> 00:31:20,681 we like to talk to you guys not like you're kids, right? 760 00:31:20,683 --> 00:31:23,918 - Who has the blue? - Because we respect you and we think that you understand 761 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,970 that relationships are complicated. 762 00:31:25,971 --> 00:31:28,021 That's right, not everybody gets married and has babies 763 00:31:28,024 --> 00:31:30,825 like your mommy and daddy did, and that's OK too. 764 00:31:30,827 --> 00:31:32,760 Women don't just have to cook, and clean, 765 00:31:32,762 --> 00:31:34,162 and just have babies anymore. 766 00:31:34,164 --> 00:31:35,630 - Oh-ho, exactly. - Exactly, Annabeth. 767 00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:36,998 Also, hate to say it, 768 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,600 but kids are very expensive, especially in Manhattan 769 00:31:39,602 --> 00:31:41,469 which is where I really want to live right now. 770 00:31:41,471 --> 00:31:42,737 - That's right. What is this? - What's that? 771 00:31:42,739 --> 00:31:44,472 We made get well cards 772 00:31:44,474 --> 00:31:45,807 at school for More Grandma. 773 00:31:45,809 --> 00:31:46,974 - Oh. - Oh, my God. 774 00:31:46,976 --> 00:31:50,178 - Aw! - Feel bitter, More. 775 00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:51,479 - Better! 776 00:31:51,481 --> 00:31:54,449 Better, More Grand... Grandmo. 777 00:31:54,451 --> 00:31:55,750 - These are so... - Grandma! 778 00:31:55,752 --> 00:31:57,518 OK. 779 00:31:58,688 --> 00:31:59,787 Well, listen, I'll read it again, 780 00:31:59,789 --> 00:32:01,155 happy to give you better notes... 781 00:32:01,157 --> 00:32:02,623 No, no, your notes were great, 782 00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:04,492 but it's just, they were so upset 783 00:32:04,494 --> 00:32:06,527 because I had no people of color in the story 784 00:32:06,529 --> 00:32:07,695 - which, like, I get. - Right, I remember. 785 00:32:07,697 --> 00:32:09,063 - Like, totally. - Hi, Jess. 786 00:32:09,065 --> 00:32:11,032 But it takes place at my Jewish summer camp... 787 00:32:11,034 --> 00:32:12,667 - Mm-hmm. - Which was all white. 788 00:32:12,669 --> 00:32:14,869 - I hear you, but... - So should I change it, 789 00:32:14,871 --> 00:32:17,605 make it more inclusive? What do you think? 790 00:32:17,607 --> 00:32:19,941 Well, look, it's tricky. 791 00:32:20,677 --> 00:32:22,557 And it's important to consider this stuff. 792 00:32:22,912 --> 00:32:25,813 It's really admirable you care and you're listening, 793 00:32:25,815 --> 00:32:29,050 but, Scott, it's still your truth, it's your story. 794 00:32:29,052 --> 00:32:32,086 - So, personally, I don't... - I could make the camp counselor, Adrian, 795 00:32:32,088 --> 00:32:34,856 I can make him black or, like, Hispanic maybe, I was thinking. 796 00:32:34,858 --> 00:32:36,858 - Sure, you could. - It's just that later on, 797 00:32:36,860 --> 00:32:39,927 then I catch him smoking weed and now that feels weird. 798 00:32:39,929 --> 00:32:42,730 - Uh-huh. - Like, I'll definitely get shit for that, right? 799 00:32:42,732 --> 00:32:43,898 Well, I, uh... 800 00:32:45,902 --> 00:32:47,168 Yeah, I don't know, maybe. 801 00:32:49,005 --> 00:32:51,839 Look, what if he's Asian? 802 00:32:53,042 --> 00:32:55,209 Yeah, I guess he could be, yeah. 803 00:32:56,679 --> 00:32:57,679 Great. 804 00:32:58,281 --> 00:33:00,581 OK, Scott, I'll see you. 805 00:33:02,585 --> 00:33:03,784 Lance? 806 00:33:06,589 --> 00:33:07,589 Todd? 807 00:33:09,158 --> 00:33:10,158 Talia? 808 00:33:11,761 --> 00:33:12,761 Cheyenne? 809 00:33:16,699 --> 00:33:17,699 Ned? 810 00:33:19,802 --> 00:33:20,968 Maria? 811 00:33:20,970 --> 00:33:21,970 Mariah. 812 00:33:24,607 --> 00:33:25,607 Is she here? 813 00:33:26,075 --> 00:33:27,275 No, she's not here. 814 00:33:28,645 --> 00:33:30,278 OK, thank you, Deacon. 815 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,879 Uh, Mark? 816 00:33:33,650 --> 00:33:34,916 Deacon, we know is here. 817 00:33:34,918 --> 00:33:36,817 Hey, what is going on, by the way? 818 00:33:36,819 --> 00:33:40,588 Is this because of Sara's thing? 819 00:33:40,590 --> 00:33:42,023 Sara? 820 00:33:42,025 --> 00:33:43,925 Yes, I'm afraid so. 821 00:33:43,927 --> 00:33:45,626 OK. Uh. 822 00:33:45,628 --> 00:33:47,028 - All right, no, I understand. - What happened? 823 00:33:47,030 --> 00:33:48,930 You jerked off on somebody's butt? 824 00:33:48,932 --> 00:33:52,633 No, I didn't... I didn't do... I didn't jerk... I didn't masturbate 825 00:33:52,635 --> 00:33:54,101 - on any... near anyone. - That's right, hi. 826 00:33:54,103 --> 00:33:57,305 OK, they wanted us to talk about making this a safe space, 827 00:33:57,307 --> 00:34:00,007 and even though there are students who weren't offended, 828 00:34:00,009 --> 00:34:01,676 wanted to support their friends, 829 00:34:01,678 --> 00:34:03,277 and we hope you can respect that. 830 00:34:04,981 --> 00:34:07,748 Deacon, could you stop recording me on your phone? 831 00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:08,816 Mm, why? 832 00:34:09,819 --> 00:34:12,153 Because it makes me uncomfortable, 833 00:34:12,155 --> 00:34:14,255 and I'm happy to have a conversation with you... 834 00:34:14,256 --> 00:34:16,356 It's well within my rights, so, like, if it's so important to you, 835 00:34:16,359 --> 00:34:18,259 you can forcibly remove the phone from me 836 00:34:18,261 --> 00:34:20,161 or allow me to keep taping. 837 00:34:20,163 --> 00:34:21,762 I think the other students should be able to hear 838 00:34:21,764 --> 00:34:22,997 what you have to say about them. 839 00:34:22,999 --> 00:34:24,482 Well, if they want to know what I said about them, 840 00:34:24,483 --> 00:34:25,966 they could have come to class! 841 00:34:26,736 --> 00:34:28,069 You seem angry. 842 00:34:28,071 --> 00:34:29,070 I am a little angry. 843 00:34:29,072 --> 00:34:30,037 - It's OK. - Good observation. 844 00:34:30,039 --> 00:34:31,138 OK, I have some questions. 845 00:34:31,140 --> 00:34:32,873 What do you feel about the patriarchy? 846 00:34:32,875 --> 00:34:34,208 - Like, is it a thing? - Deacon. 847 00:34:34,210 --> 00:34:36,344 You're making me feel uncomfortable right now 848 00:34:36,346 --> 00:34:38,145 because I feel unsafe. I'd like to make this 849 00:34:38,147 --> 00:34:39,513 - a safe space. - OK, let's have a dialogue. 850 00:34:39,514 --> 00:34:40,880 Well, what purpose is this serving? 851 00:34:40,883 --> 00:34:43,084 You want to waste your... how much battery do you have? 852 00:34:43,086 --> 00:34:44,819 - Full. - Great. 853 00:34:48,625 --> 00:34:50,791 Why do I have to be sorry for something I didn't do? 854 00:34:50,793 --> 00:34:53,194 Why can't you just say, "I'm sorry"? 855 00:34:53,196 --> 00:34:55,029 - I said I'm sorry. - And just end it there? 856 00:34:55,031 --> 00:34:57,031 And just stop there? 'Cause you don't think you did anything... 857 00:34:57,033 --> 00:34:58,833 Oh, my God, you want to talk about this? 858 00:34:58,835 --> 00:35:00,067 All right, let's talk about this right now. 859 00:35:00,069 --> 00:35:01,936 I'm glad, actually, that Grandma's here for this. 860 00:35:01,938 --> 00:35:03,237 - Ah. - It's not like I... 861 00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:05,206 Can you go two more rooms? 862 00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:07,008 - I don't know. - I think you can, you're doing great. 863 00:35:07,010 --> 00:35:08,209 - Let's try. - Let's just keep trying, 864 00:35:08,211 --> 00:35:09,761 - just right up to this. - It's not like 865 00:35:09,762 --> 00:35:11,312 - I banged your nanny. - I am trying. 866 00:35:11,314 --> 00:35:14,248 We actually had a very sweet relationship. 867 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:15,716 She was just coming out of a breakup, 868 00:35:15,718 --> 00:35:17,952 I was out of a breakup, we were both lonely. 869 00:35:17,954 --> 00:35:19,954 Sure, we had sexual intercourse, 870 00:35:19,956 --> 00:35:21,322 sorry, Grandma, but you know it happens. 871 00:35:21,324 --> 00:35:24,325 There was also a lot of hugging and cuddling, 872 00:35:24,327 --> 00:35:26,827 and we watched shows on Netflix, we'd go for bike rides. 873 00:35:26,829 --> 00:35:28,462 That's great, I don't need to hear all those details. 874 00:35:28,463 --> 00:35:30,096 I just want to know, what did you think was going to happen? 875 00:35:30,099 --> 00:35:32,767 It was her idea to make it casual. 876 00:35:32,769 --> 00:35:34,702 She's a grown woman, how is that my fault? 877 00:35:34,704 --> 00:35:36,003 - Boys, boys. - Oh, see, Grandma, 878 00:35:36,005 --> 00:35:37,371 it's her fault, it's her fault. 879 00:35:37,373 --> 00:35:38,806 It's always someone else's fault. 880 00:35:38,808 --> 00:35:40,374 - She's the one that wanted... - The moral of this story... 881 00:35:40,376 --> 00:35:42,076 Grandma, she's the one that wanted to keep it casual. 882 00:35:42,078 --> 00:35:43,077 I have to stop now. 883 00:35:43,079 --> 00:35:44,145 - OK, good, get up. - OK. 884 00:35:44,147 --> 00:35:45,280 - Great. - Get up. 885 00:35:45,281 --> 00:35:46,414 I am, I am, I am. 886 00:35:46,416 --> 00:35:48,182 Thank you, all right, Grandma, at your own pace, 887 00:35:48,184 --> 00:35:49,717 just turn around, back right in. 888 00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:51,052 - OK? - OK. 889 00:35:51,054 --> 00:35:53,187 - I want to go to bed. - Yeah, so do I. 890 00:35:57,226 --> 00:35:59,460 Yeah, this sauce is actually really good here. 891 00:35:59,462 --> 00:36:01,295 - The commissary's nice. - Oh, God. 892 00:36:02,832 --> 00:36:03,998 I don't want to live anymore. 893 00:36:07,837 --> 00:36:09,970 What does that mean, you don't want to live anymore? 894 00:36:10,373 --> 00:36:11,439 Tired, sweetheart. 895 00:36:14,010 --> 00:36:15,176 I don't feel well. 896 00:36:15,178 --> 00:36:19,246 I've had a very long, very happy life, but I'm done now. 897 00:36:19,248 --> 00:36:22,183 What, so you're like suicidal now? 898 00:36:22,185 --> 00:36:25,225 I know that sounds strange, but people shouldn't live like this. 899 00:36:26,122 --> 00:36:27,788 But you'll get past this, you'll feel better, 900 00:36:27,790 --> 00:36:30,458 you'll finish the radiation, you'll do your exercises, 901 00:36:30,460 --> 00:36:33,294 get up on your walker, and you'll be good as new, come on. 902 00:36:33,296 --> 00:36:36,263 I don't want to do more radiation. 903 00:36:36,265 --> 00:36:39,433 I don't want to use a walker. 904 00:36:41,003 --> 00:36:44,905 Well, I don't know what to say to this. This is really weird. 905 00:36:44,907 --> 00:36:46,273 You don't have to say anything. 906 00:36:47,810 --> 00:36:50,244 Come on. I need my grandma. 907 00:36:51,514 --> 00:36:53,114 You're like my best friend. 908 00:36:55,184 --> 00:36:57,518 You help me with every... I don't know what I would... 909 00:36:58,354 --> 00:37:01,188 You helped me realize I needed to leave Julie. 910 00:37:02,325 --> 00:37:06,927 It was very good that you left Julie, look at your father. 911 00:37:07,964 --> 00:37:09,096 You can't spend your whole life 912 00:37:09,098 --> 00:37:11,165 taking on other people's unhappiness, 913 00:37:11,167 --> 00:37:14,368 and Julie was an unhappy girl. 914 00:37:14,370 --> 00:37:17,104 Hm. Not all the time, that's not true. 915 00:37:17,106 --> 00:37:19,106 She brought some joy into my life. 916 00:37:19,108 --> 00:37:20,941 - But basically, whatever, 917 00:37:20,943 --> 00:37:23,377 you were basically right, is my point. 918 00:37:23,379 --> 00:37:26,447 I want to be in heaven with my husband, 919 00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:29,183 and our family will join us. 920 00:37:29,185 --> 00:37:30,951 Yeah, but you don't really believe 921 00:37:30,953 --> 00:37:33,788 - that shit, though, do you? - Yes, yes, I really do believe that shit. 922 00:37:33,790 --> 00:37:35,222 OK, well, I don't want you to not believe it, 923 00:37:35,224 --> 00:37:37,558 but I'm just saying, I can assure you 924 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,494 that we're definitely here right now. 925 00:37:40,496 --> 00:37:42,129 I can guarantee you that. 926 00:37:42,131 --> 00:37:46,133 And we have movies, and music, and cruises, 927 00:37:46,135 --> 00:37:49,203 and nature, and Paris, France. 928 00:37:49,205 --> 00:37:52,439 I'll take you to France. And we have comedy and food! 929 00:37:52,441 --> 00:37:55,142 I can't taste food since the radiation. 930 00:37:55,144 --> 00:37:58,212 I can't taste food. 931 00:37:58,214 --> 00:37:59,480 I know, I forgot about that, but... 932 00:37:59,482 --> 00:38:02,216 If I were to tell you, you couldn't taste food for a year, 933 00:38:02,218 --> 00:38:07,121 or you couldn't have sex for a year, which would you choose? 934 00:38:08,858 --> 00:38:10,457 Really, think about that. 935 00:38:12,929 --> 00:38:14,261 All right, give me the pillow. 936 00:38:15,932 --> 00:38:17,865 - OK. Here we go. - Now what are we doing? 937 00:38:17,867 --> 00:38:19,466 Let's do this, you're right. Just close your eyes. 938 00:38:19,468 --> 00:38:22,536 I don't want to see you dying, so just close your eyes for me. 939 00:38:22,538 --> 00:38:24,471 - Josh, please. - And you're going to be with Grandpa very soon. 940 00:38:24,473 --> 00:38:26,207 - Here we go, oh, but... - Ah, ah! 941 00:38:26,209 --> 00:38:28,242 - Let me know, but not the old, bald Grandpa. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, 942 00:38:28,244 --> 00:38:30,344 - not the old... - No, the young, like, hot, virile version. 943 00:38:30,346 --> 00:38:32,413 Yeah, yeah. And you have no idea how virile he was. 944 00:38:32,415 --> 00:38:35,316 That little tramp will be there, and he's going to entertain you, and dance around... 945 00:38:35,318 --> 00:38:37,518 and all your old dead cats and dogs, whatever you want. 946 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,320 - Whatever bullshit you want. - You're making me laugh. 947 00:38:39,322 --> 00:38:40,855 - You ready? Here we go! - No, no, no. 948 00:38:40,857 --> 00:38:42,389 - It's on! - Josh, what are you doing? 949 00:38:42,391 --> 00:38:43,858 - What are you doing? - Oh. 950 00:38:43,860 --> 00:38:47,094 Oh, nothing, I was just fluffing the pillows. 951 00:39:40,216 --> 00:39:41,148 - Ow. 952 00:40:03,572 --> 00:40:07,308 Not everything needs to be chronicled, OK? This isn't Snapchat. 953 00:40:07,310 --> 00:40:10,444 - Doesn't even matter, OK, do you believe... - You're hijacking the class. 954 00:40:10,446 --> 00:40:12,179 - I'm hijacking... - Yeah, you're hijacking... 955 00:40:12,181 --> 00:40:14,081 - You think I... - Yeah, how is that offensive? 956 00:40:14,083 --> 00:40:15,482 I don't know, maybe it's... your making 957 00:40:15,484 --> 00:40:17,518 some weird assumption about the color of my skin. 958 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,186 It's nothing to do with the color of your skin, 959 00:40:19,188 --> 00:40:21,088 it has to do with the fact that you are hijacking 960 00:40:21,090 --> 00:40:22,623 - time away from people. - OK, well... 961 00:40:22,625 --> 00:40:25,426 You know, so just tell us about this. 962 00:40:25,428 --> 00:40:27,695 - The hell is this? - First of all, Mary, it's got 26 views. 963 00:40:27,697 --> 00:40:30,564 It's not some big viral sensation, and I have a rule about the kids 964 00:40:30,566 --> 00:40:32,333 - using cellphones in class. - I just really think 965 00:40:32,335 --> 00:40:34,101 we could put this behind us 966 00:40:34,103 --> 00:40:38,439 if you just took Jennifer aside after class and apologized. 967 00:40:38,441 --> 00:40:41,075 For what? Does it not even matter? 968 00:40:41,077 --> 00:40:43,110 I guess it doesn't matter. Also, I don't know how I do that. 969 00:40:43,112 --> 00:40:44,345 She hasn't come to class twice now... 970 00:40:44,347 --> 00:40:47,314 Well, she may never come back to class, 971 00:40:47,316 --> 00:40:49,450 And, frankly, I don't blame her if this is your attitude. 972 00:40:49,452 --> 00:40:53,153 Guys, I'm feeling very unsupported here. I'm also very confused 973 00:40:53,155 --> 00:40:55,022 as to who has the power on this campus. 974 00:40:55,024 --> 00:40:57,024 I know you're new to teaching, 975 00:40:57,026 --> 00:41:00,561 and sometimes it's not what you think it's going to be. 976 00:41:00,563 --> 00:41:03,097 OK, I got an idea. How about I teach two classes a week 977 00:41:03,099 --> 00:41:05,366 that I've scheduled and prepared, and the students who show up 978 00:41:05,368 --> 00:41:06,767 and do the work get good grades, and those who don't 979 00:41:06,769 --> 00:41:08,736 - get bad grades. - Your attitude is ridiculous. 980 00:41:08,738 --> 00:41:11,705 Well, I think this whole thing is ridiculous, Terry, frankly. 981 00:41:11,707 --> 00:41:14,108 And I'm not new to being a student. I was a student before this, 982 00:41:14,110 --> 00:41:15,676 and this is nothing like the college I remember. 983 00:41:15,678 --> 00:41:17,644 I was 19, what the hell did I know? 984 00:41:17,646 --> 00:41:22,149 Look, I just really hope you reconsider giving an apology. 985 00:41:23,119 --> 00:41:26,153 Terry, I really don't think I did anything wrong. 986 00:41:26,155 --> 00:41:27,554 Sometimes that doesn't matter, 987 00:41:27,556 --> 00:41:30,024 just an apology is an apology. 988 00:41:30,659 --> 00:41:32,626 Just a kindness. 989 00:41:33,729 --> 00:41:35,662 So an apology I don't mean. 990 00:41:35,664 --> 00:41:38,198 If you don't mean it, that's up to you. 991 00:41:47,510 --> 00:41:48,776 Hey, Alan, what's up, buddy? 992 00:41:48,778 --> 00:41:49,710 How you doing, man? 993 00:41:49,712 --> 00:41:51,678 Hey, David, where are you? 994 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,313 Yeah, I'm just getting some lunch, 995 00:41:53,315 --> 00:41:54,448 about to jump into a meeting. 996 00:41:54,450 --> 00:41:56,517 What's going on, everything OK? Everything cool? 997 00:41:56,518 --> 00:41:58,585 No, not really. She's not doing too well. 998 00:41:58,587 --> 00:42:01,188 And she, she needs to talk to you. 999 00:42:01,190 --> 00:42:03,424 Uh, all right, OK. 1000 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,426 Uh. 1001 00:42:05,428 --> 00:42:07,661 How soon can you get down here? 1002 00:42:08,664 --> 00:42:09,830 OK. 1003 00:42:09,832 --> 00:42:11,231 She wants me to come there? 1004 00:42:11,233 --> 00:42:13,133 All right, I'm going to get a cab. 1005 00:42:13,135 --> 00:42:14,802 I can be there in 40 minutes. I'll be there in 40 minutes. 1006 00:42:14,804 --> 00:42:17,337 Call Josh, did you try Josh? Call Josh's cell. 1007 00:42:17,339 --> 00:42:19,406 No, she needs to talk to you now, 1008 00:42:19,408 --> 00:42:21,442 and she won't talk to anyone else. 1009 00:42:21,444 --> 00:42:22,576 - All right, OK. - OK? 1010 00:42:22,578 --> 00:42:23,928 - All right? - Go ahead, you know what? Alan, 1011 00:42:23,929 --> 00:42:25,279 go ahead, put her on. 1012 00:42:25,281 --> 00:42:26,447 Put her on. 1013 00:42:27,416 --> 00:42:28,615 Hello? 1014 00:42:29,185 --> 00:42:32,219 - Hey, hey, Grandma. - Where are you? 1015 00:42:32,221 --> 00:42:34,755 Hey, you know what, I'm at work, but I'm coming, um... 1016 00:42:34,757 --> 00:42:36,457 - You're at work? - I'm coming right now. 1017 00:42:36,459 --> 00:42:39,493 Well, I wish you cared a little bit more about family 1018 00:42:39,495 --> 00:42:41,595 than you do about making money. 1019 00:42:43,699 --> 00:42:47,201 - Please come quickly, there's not much time. - Wait a minute, wait a minute, 1020 00:42:47,203 --> 00:42:48,669 you're not going anywhere. I'm going to take you home, 1021 00:42:48,671 --> 00:42:50,270 we're going to finish our ping pong tournament. 1022 00:42:50,272 --> 00:42:51,839 It was always you, David. 1023 00:42:51,841 --> 00:42:54,341 - Oh, God. - It was always you, you're the best of us. 1024 00:42:54,343 --> 00:42:56,110 You're the best one out of all of us. 1025 00:42:56,112 --> 00:42:57,411 - Don't say that. - Now, I'll be waiting for you 1026 00:42:57,413 --> 00:42:58,679 in the kingdom of heaven, 1027 00:42:58,681 --> 00:43:00,848 but until then, I want you to know 1028 00:43:00,850 --> 00:43:03,684 that I'm leaving you all of my money, 1029 00:43:03,686 --> 00:43:07,154 and my ugly furniture, and my robe collection 1030 00:43:07,156 --> 00:43:10,157 - to teach the others a lesson. - Hey, wait, wait, wait, who is this? 1031 00:43:10,159 --> 00:43:11,859 Tiny ottomans and my... 1032 00:43:11,861 --> 00:43:13,360 - Josh, Josh. - Look it, look it, 1033 00:43:13,362 --> 00:43:14,528 - what happened? - You talk in there. 1034 00:43:14,530 --> 00:43:16,163 - OK. - David? 1035 00:43:16,165 --> 00:43:18,132 - Josh? That wasn't me. - It's me. 1036 00:43:18,134 --> 00:43:19,333 - No. - Who is this? 1037 00:43:19,335 --> 00:43:20,801 - But it's me! - It's me! 1038 00:43:20,803 --> 00:43:23,137 - No, me. - Now he knows it's me. 1039 00:43:23,139 --> 00:43:25,572 Who am I talking to right now? Who's on the phone, whose voice is this? 1040 00:43:25,574 --> 00:43:26,707 - It's your grandma. - Who's that speaking? 1041 00:43:26,709 --> 00:43:28,092 This is Grandma. 1042 00:43:28,093 --> 00:43:29,476 - Honey, how are you? - Hey, you know what, Gram? 1043 00:43:29,478 --> 00:43:31,145 It's not cool, Grandma, you know, I'm at work, 1044 00:43:31,147 --> 00:43:32,646 I have a huge presentation. 1045 00:43:32,648 --> 00:43:34,214 - Are you OK? - I'm fine. 1046 00:43:34,216 --> 00:43:35,282 Wait, let me talk to him for a second. 1047 00:43:35,284 --> 00:43:36,550 No, you just talked to him. 1048 00:43:36,552 --> 00:43:38,152 - I won't do anything. - Oh, yeah. 1049 00:43:38,154 --> 00:43:39,253 - Sorry. - Who am I talking to? 1050 00:43:39,255 --> 00:43:40,487 David, it's Josh, it's Josh. 1051 00:43:40,489 --> 00:43:41,939 - In all seriousness... - You're a fucking asshole. 1052 00:43:41,940 --> 00:43:43,390 I know, I'm sorry, but in all seriousness... 1053 00:43:43,392 --> 00:43:44,658 It's not fucking cool, Josh, all right? 1054 00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:46,393 You needless fucking sick fuck. 1055 00:43:46,395 --> 00:43:47,761 You know what? You take shit too far. 1056 00:43:47,763 --> 00:43:49,263 All the doctors are here 1057 00:43:49,265 --> 00:43:50,397 and most of the medical staff, 1058 00:43:50,399 --> 00:43:51,598 and they're waiting for your opinion, 1059 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,400 your medical opinion and your advice, 1060 00:43:53,402 --> 00:43:55,762 so do you know if you're going to be able to... he hung up. 1061 00:43:56,205 --> 00:43:57,171 - No! - He's gone. 1062 00:43:57,173 --> 00:43:57,938 David, I'm fine. 1063 00:43:57,940 --> 00:43:58,940 It's OK. 1064 00:44:01,877 --> 00:44:04,411 - Oh, I'm going to kill her. 1065 00:44:04,413 --> 00:44:06,313 - Hey, Jackie, come on! 1066 00:44:06,315 --> 00:44:08,749 We were supposed to leave 15 fucking minutes ago! 1067 00:44:09,852 --> 00:44:10,918 - Hey! 1068 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,286 All right, I'm leaving! That's it, 1069 00:44:12,288 --> 00:44:13,287 tell her I'm leaving. Bye. 1070 00:44:13,289 --> 00:44:15,255 - I'm ready. - Fuck. Shit! 1071 00:44:16,258 --> 00:44:17,257 What... who... 1072 00:44:17,259 --> 00:44:18,792 - Who's in there? 1073 00:44:18,794 --> 00:44:20,294 - Oh. - Sorry about that, man. 1074 00:44:20,296 --> 00:44:21,628 Oh, hi, hey. 1075 00:44:21,630 --> 00:44:22,563 That's my friend, Eugene. 1076 00:44:22,565 --> 00:44:23,897 He came over last night. 1077 00:44:23,899 --> 00:44:26,600 Oh, cool, very cool, what... when, when? 1078 00:44:27,436 --> 00:44:28,468 Just late. 1079 00:44:29,438 --> 00:44:30,438 Cool. 1080 00:44:30,773 --> 00:44:32,706 Uh, I know you. 1081 00:44:32,708 --> 00:44:35,576 Yeah, I'm the Black Lives Matter guy from the podcast. 1082 00:44:35,578 --> 00:44:36,777 Black Lives Matter, yes. 1083 00:44:36,779 --> 00:44:38,212 - How you doing, man? - Good. 1084 00:44:38,214 --> 00:44:39,213 Is it cool that I used your shower? 1085 00:44:39,215 --> 00:44:40,280 Oh, yeah, sure. 1086 00:44:40,282 --> 00:44:41,949 No, it's not. No, I'm kidding, it is. 1087 00:44:41,951 --> 00:44:43,283 Good, I already did, but... 1088 00:44:43,285 --> 00:44:45,219 OK, so we'll be back, like, around six. 1089 00:44:45,221 --> 00:44:47,421 - Yeah. - Jackie says it's cool if I hang here for the day. 1090 00:44:47,423 --> 00:44:49,289 I'm just going to, like, get emails done and, 1091 00:44:49,291 --> 00:44:50,257 you got HBO, right? 1092 00:44:50,259 --> 00:44:51,692 I do. 1093 00:44:51,694 --> 00:44:53,293 And that is Josh's 1094 00:44:53,295 --> 00:44:54,661 - friend Caterina. - Oh, yeah. 1095 00:44:54,663 --> 00:44:55,729 My girlfriend. 1096 00:44:55,731 --> 00:44:57,114 Ciao. 1097 00:45:02,004 --> 00:45:03,971 Wow, that's really good. Uh, 1098 00:45:03,973 --> 00:45:06,273 OK, so you guys are just going to hang out here and... 1099 00:45:06,275 --> 00:45:08,775 - OK, I thought we had to go. - Yes, uh, OK. 1100 00:45:08,777 --> 00:45:11,245 Uh, I will see you later. 1101 00:45:11,547 --> 00:45:12,713 - Ooh, ooh. 1102 00:45:12,715 --> 00:45:14,014 Oh. 1103 00:45:14,016 --> 00:45:16,550 Cool, well, I'll be back soon, don't worry about it. 1104 00:45:16,552 --> 00:45:18,418 And, uh, I'll text you, too, 1105 00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:20,554 like, probably before I'm coming back. 1106 00:45:20,556 --> 00:45:21,622 Or maybe not. 1107 00:45:21,624 --> 00:45:22,756 - Maybe I'll surprise you. - OK, yeah. 1108 00:45:22,758 --> 00:45:24,491 - OK. - Ciao. 1109 00:45:24,493 --> 00:45:25,626 - Yeah, ciao, bye. - OK. 1110 00:45:25,628 --> 00:45:27,461 - I'll see you later. - So good to see you again. 1111 00:45:27,463 --> 00:45:28,462 - Bye. - All right. 1112 00:45:28,464 --> 00:45:29,830 See you. 1113 00:45:44,546 --> 00:45:48,282 - What? - Nothing, just impressed is all. 1114 00:45:48,284 --> 00:45:49,383 - My God. 1115 00:45:49,385 --> 00:45:51,018 Nothing happened, we just slept. 1116 00:45:51,020 --> 00:45:52,919 You can do whatever you want, 1117 00:45:52,921 --> 00:45:54,788 just don't do it on my couch. 1118 00:45:54,790 --> 00:45:56,323 Can he spend the night tonight, too, and go? 1119 00:45:56,325 --> 00:45:57,691 No, no, he can't. 1120 00:45:57,693 --> 00:45:58,759 - Why? - Because... 1121 00:45:58,761 --> 00:46:00,594 He's from out of town, so if you say no, 1122 00:46:00,596 --> 00:46:03,864 then he has to go and stay in Ridgewood at, like, some Airbnb. 1123 00:46:03,866 --> 00:46:06,066 And he's in town for a march, and it would be a really nice thing 1124 00:46:06,068 --> 00:46:07,868 that you could do for a good cause. 1125 00:46:07,870 --> 00:46:10,404 Hey, maybe you two can stay at your boyfriend's apartment, hum? 1126 00:46:10,406 --> 00:46:13,640 That'd be fun. Or stay with Mom, or ask Dad. 1127 00:46:13,642 --> 00:46:15,609 I'm not asking Dad for anything, 1128 00:46:16,412 --> 00:46:17,911 and I sure as shit am not staying in that nuthouse. 1129 00:46:17,913 --> 00:46:20,814 He's like fucking Rapunzel up in that apartment. 1130 00:46:20,816 --> 00:46:22,883 - Give me a fucking break. - Does he seem happy to you? 1131 00:46:22,885 --> 00:46:25,385 You always stick up for him even though he chose her over me, 1132 00:46:25,387 --> 00:46:27,754 you, Grandma, David, his granddaughters. 1133 00:46:27,756 --> 00:46:29,556 All right, whatever, it doesn't mean you can have people 1134 00:46:29,558 --> 00:46:30,824 - over at my apartment. - OK, you know what? 1135 00:46:30,826 --> 00:46:32,693 When we get back to your place, you get to tell 1136 00:46:32,695 --> 00:46:35,395 Eugene that you don't want him to stay there, OK? 1137 00:46:36,598 --> 00:46:41,968 I want you all to know that I made a decision last night. 1138 00:46:41,970 --> 00:46:44,371 I decided I want to complete 1139 00:46:44,373 --> 00:46:46,740 the rest of my radiation treatments, 1140 00:46:47,476 --> 00:46:50,644 and if I have to have dialysis, 1141 00:46:50,646 --> 00:46:54,047 well, then we'll deal with that then, but this is what 1142 00:46:54,049 --> 00:46:56,817 - I choose to do. - Hallelujah. 1143 00:46:56,819 --> 00:46:58,852 OK, that's great, that's great. 1144 00:46:58,854 --> 00:47:00,554 - That's great. - That is really good. 1145 00:47:00,556 --> 00:47:02,556 - That's great. - That is good. 1146 00:47:02,558 --> 00:47:04,358 When did you decide that? 1147 00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:05,625 Last night, like I said. 1148 00:47:05,627 --> 00:47:07,594 - Oh. - Talked with David... 1149 00:47:07,596 --> 00:47:09,563 - Oh. - And this is what I choose to do. 1150 00:47:09,565 --> 00:47:10,864 - What did Runciter say? - This is great. 1151 00:47:10,866 --> 00:47:11,998 What did she say? 1152 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,367 So what did David say to you, exactly? 1153 00:47:13,369 --> 00:47:15,135 Well, that's between David and me, 1154 00:47:15,137 --> 00:47:17,571 but we had a very nice talk. 1155 00:47:17,573 --> 00:47:20,440 And I'm going to start using the walker. 1156 00:47:20,442 --> 00:47:22,542 - Really? - And I'm going to do my exercises. 1157 00:47:22,544 --> 00:47:24,711 - Yes. - Whoa, because David said so. 1158 00:47:24,713 --> 00:47:26,546 Josh, stop being such a fucking baby. 1159 00:47:26,548 --> 00:47:28,982 It's just, I gave her this whole speech and she completely ignored me. 1160 00:47:28,984 --> 00:47:31,852 A day ago, she couldn't wait to be with Grandpa 1161 00:47:31,854 --> 00:47:33,420 in heaven, right? 1162 00:47:33,422 --> 00:47:36,056 You tried to suffocate me with a pillow. 1163 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,426 You're kidding, right? 1164 00:47:39,428 --> 00:47:42,596 I was joking, tell them I was joking. You know that was a joke. 1165 00:47:42,598 --> 00:47:43,930 Yes, I know that was a joke. 1166 00:47:43,932 --> 00:47:45,966 - Well, why would you say that? - OK, now wait a minute. 1167 00:47:45,968 --> 00:47:48,001 You're impossible with making it about you. 1168 00:47:48,003 --> 00:47:50,771 - I have some very real concerns about this, Ma. - Pot calling the kettle. 1169 00:47:50,773 --> 00:47:53,073 Dr. Peterson doesn't think 1170 00:47:53,075 --> 00:47:54,975 - that that's the right course. - I think we should 1171 00:47:54,977 --> 00:47:56,076 listen to Runciter. 1172 00:47:56,078 --> 00:47:58,745 He was recommended to me, and if I were there... 1173 00:47:58,747 --> 00:48:00,580 Well, you're not here, honey. 1174 00:48:00,582 --> 00:48:02,482 If you were here, you could get involved, 1175 00:48:02,484 --> 00:48:04,618 and until you are, butt out! 1176 00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:07,754 Di, I'm perfectly capable 1177 00:48:07,756 --> 00:48:09,823 of having a phone conversation. 1178 00:48:09,825 --> 00:48:11,792 - She's my Goddamn mother, too! - Oh, God. 1179 00:48:11,794 --> 00:48:12,859 All right, that's it. 1180 00:48:12,861 --> 00:48:14,161 - Uh-oh. - I'm shutting her off. 1181 00:48:14,163 --> 00:48:16,463 - She's going to break it... - Don't you dare! 1182 00:48:16,465 --> 00:48:17,798 How do you do it? What do I press? 1183 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:18,899 - What do I press? - It's right there. 1184 00:48:18,901 --> 00:48:19,966 Bye! 1185 00:48:19,968 --> 00:48:21,568 - Bye, Mom. - Don't have to hit it. 1186 00:48:21,570 --> 00:48:23,437 - Stop screaming. - Shut up. 1187 00:48:23,839 --> 00:48:25,505 - Oh, God. - We are listening to you. 1188 00:48:25,507 --> 00:48:26,807 It's just insane, she's screaming at you, 1189 00:48:26,809 --> 00:48:27,841 she's not even here. 1190 00:48:27,843 --> 00:48:28,909 You don't even know, 1191 00:48:28,911 --> 00:48:30,444 you don't even have a sister. 1192 00:48:30,446 --> 00:48:31,778 OK, well, I have some pretty 1193 00:48:31,780 --> 00:48:33,647 complicated female relationships. 1194 00:48:33,649 --> 00:48:35,916 Men are easier. They're no bargain, 1195 00:48:35,918 --> 00:48:37,851 but at least you can reason with them. 1196 00:48:37,853 --> 00:48:39,820 OK, I really don't like those generalizations... 1197 00:48:39,822 --> 00:48:41,121 - I agree with you, Mom. - ... about women. 1198 00:48:41,123 --> 00:48:43,523 Then let's just agree that Aunt Allie sucks. 1199 00:48:43,525 --> 00:48:46,460 Yeah, but listen, she wants to do the radiation, so it's good. 1200 00:48:46,462 --> 00:48:48,595 It doesn't matter, Josh. 1201 00:48:48,931 --> 00:48:50,230 Why not? What are you talking about? 1202 00:48:50,232 --> 00:48:52,132 Oh, it's the same thing with my father. 1203 00:48:52,134 --> 00:48:53,733 How can you say that it doesn't matter 1204 00:48:53,735 --> 00:48:55,535 when that's your mother in there? I don't understand. 1205 00:48:55,537 --> 00:48:57,637 - That's my mother? - Yeah, that's your mother. 1206 00:48:57,639 --> 00:48:59,105 And you're my mother, and if you were in there, 1207 00:48:59,107 --> 00:49:01,541 - I'd be doing whatever I... - That's not my mother. 1208 00:49:03,011 --> 00:49:05,045 That's my freaking soulmate, 1209 00:49:06,114 --> 00:49:07,581 and I don't even know what life 1210 00:49:07,583 --> 00:49:10,050 is going to be like without her in it. 1211 00:49:11,987 --> 00:49:14,187 - I'm sorry, Mom. 1212 00:49:16,091 --> 00:49:17,257 I just... 1213 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,627 I thought Dad was your soulmate. 1214 00:49:25,767 --> 00:49:28,068 Oh, you little shit, shut up! 1215 00:49:28,070 --> 00:49:29,736 That's what you always said, right? 1216 00:49:29,738 --> 00:49:31,071 It's true, you can't have two soulmates. 1217 00:49:31,073 --> 00:49:32,873 - Oh, no. - Everyone knows that. 1218 00:49:32,875 --> 00:49:34,007 Why me, Lord? 1219 00:49:36,678 --> 00:49:39,012 All right, that's just like regular pot, right? 1220 00:49:39,014 --> 00:49:40,774 There's nothing else tricky in there? 1221 00:49:41,049 --> 00:49:42,949 - Yeah. - 'Cause that feels strong. That just hit me. 1222 00:49:42,951 --> 00:49:44,217 Well, you haven't had any in a long time. 1223 00:49:44,219 --> 00:49:46,119 - I know, fuck, dude. - Wait, wait, wait. 1224 00:49:46,121 --> 00:49:48,922 Who's going to take care of us when we're dying and sick 1225 00:49:48,924 --> 00:49:53,093 if we don't have kids, or don't get married? Josh? 1226 00:49:54,229 --> 00:49:56,296 - I'll take care of you. - No, you won't. 1227 00:49:56,298 --> 00:49:58,698 Yes, I will. What are you talking about? 1228 00:49:58,700 --> 00:50:01,067 - We have David's kids. - Yes, my kids. 1229 00:50:01,069 --> 00:50:02,602 - Benjamin. - They'll take care of you. 1230 00:50:02,604 --> 00:50:03,837 - Who? - Benjamin. 1231 00:50:03,839 --> 00:50:05,639 - They like you. - Who's that? 1232 00:50:05,641 --> 00:50:06,573 Ben's your brother. 1233 00:50:06,575 --> 00:50:07,574 - Ben. - Ben. 1234 00:50:07,576 --> 00:50:08,675 - Right. - Dad's son. 1235 00:50:08,677 --> 00:50:10,644 - Mm-hmm. - Wait, you forget you had a brother? 1236 00:50:10,646 --> 00:50:12,879 No. That's right, we got him. 1237 00:50:12,881 --> 00:50:14,147 We'll be fine. 1238 00:50:14,149 --> 00:50:15,782 We have cousin Alan. 1239 00:50:15,784 --> 00:50:17,250 Dad always said you'd never get married 1240 00:50:17,252 --> 00:50:18,618 or have kids, bud. 1241 00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:19,970 I always thought me meant that as a compliment. 1242 00:50:19,971 --> 00:50:21,321 You know, Dad is fucked. 1243 00:50:22,090 --> 00:50:23,790 You guys know that, right? 1244 00:50:23,792 --> 00:50:24,891 How fucked he is? 1245 00:50:24,893 --> 00:50:26,726 Even if he left Sherry, 1246 00:50:27,296 --> 00:50:29,729 which he won't, we all know he won't, 1247 00:50:29,731 --> 00:50:32,299 even if he left, they still have a child together now. 1248 00:50:32,301 --> 00:50:34,234 - And with the child, 1249 00:50:34,236 --> 00:50:36,136 that's a life sentence with her. 1250 00:50:36,138 --> 00:50:38,305 - And that poor kid. - Oh, my God, I can't. 1251 00:50:38,307 --> 00:50:40,006 I honestly can't talk about that. 1252 00:50:40,008 --> 00:50:41,775 - It's too depressing. - Going to ruin that kid. 1253 00:50:41,777 --> 00:50:44,711 Sometimes I think if I could commit the perfect murder, 1254 00:50:44,713 --> 00:50:45,912 would I... 1255 00:50:45,914 --> 00:50:47,213 would I kill Sherry, 1256 00:50:47,215 --> 00:50:48,915 would I kill my own father's wife... 1257 00:50:48,917 --> 00:50:49,983 - uh-huh. - ... if I could get away with it? 1258 00:50:49,985 --> 00:50:51,618 I've asked myself that same question. 1259 00:50:51,620 --> 00:50:53,053 Eugene, I know that sounds really harsh, 1260 00:50:53,055 --> 00:50:55,188 but you haven't met this woman. She's a nightmare. 1261 00:50:55,190 --> 00:50:56,957 - It's bad. - Like, could I poison her, 1262 00:50:56,959 --> 00:50:59,159 could I shoot her in the face? 1263 00:50:59,161 --> 00:51:01,681 - Mm-hmm. - I couldn't, I'm a coward. 1264 00:51:01,830 --> 00:51:05,031 But if I could, like, if I could push a button, 1265 00:51:05,033 --> 00:51:09,269 and she didn't have to suffer, and she was just gone, 1266 00:51:09,271 --> 00:51:12,739 like in that Tom Cruise... uh, War of the Worlds, 1267 00:51:12,741 --> 00:51:14,608 - the aliens just eviscerated... - Oh, yeah. 1268 00:51:14,610 --> 00:51:16,009 Yes, so, the Mars one, yes, Mars Attacks. 1269 00:51:16,011 --> 00:51:18,011 Yeah, and she didn't know it was coming, she didn't suffer, 1270 00:51:18,013 --> 00:51:19,646 she wasn't scared, if she just disappeared 1271 00:51:19,648 --> 00:51:21,815 - from the face of the Earth. - It's not about her suffering, 1272 00:51:21,817 --> 00:51:23,216 got to understand. We don't want her to suffer. 1273 00:51:23,218 --> 00:51:24,534 - No. - No, we're not sick people. 1274 00:51:24,535 --> 00:51:25,851 No. Well. 1275 00:51:25,854 --> 00:51:28,121 It's just, she's not a happy woman either. 1276 00:51:28,123 --> 00:51:29,689 You have to see her, she's not living a happy... 1277 00:51:29,691 --> 00:51:32,392 - Such an understatement. - This is really nice. 1278 00:51:32,394 --> 00:51:34,861 I'm, like, in a really good mood doing this, 1279 00:51:34,863 --> 00:51:37,330 - hanging out like this. - Like, it's really fun, though. 1280 00:51:37,332 --> 00:51:39,633 - Thanks for having me over tonight, Josh. - I like it. 1281 00:51:39,635 --> 00:51:41,334 - This was a real lifesaver. - It's nice. 1282 00:51:41,336 --> 00:51:43,103 Didn't have to get back on that train. 1283 00:51:43,105 --> 00:51:44,371 You guys do this a lot? 1284 00:51:45,073 --> 00:51:46,172 Yeah. 1285 00:51:49,277 --> 00:51:50,777 Can I get a cinnamon raisin bagel? 1286 00:51:50,779 --> 00:51:54,080 Toasted with egg, cheese, uh, sausage, with a little tomato 1287 00:51:54,082 --> 00:51:56,650 and just a little bit of salt and pepper. Thank you so much. 1288 00:51:56,652 --> 00:51:58,184 - David, do you want anything? - Sure you want it toasted? 1289 00:51:58,186 --> 00:51:59,853 - They're fresh. - No, no, I know it's fresh 1290 00:51:59,855 --> 00:52:01,021 but I'd like it toasted. 1291 00:52:01,023 --> 00:52:02,856 She has, like, 75 identical sweaters. 1292 00:52:02,858 --> 00:52:04,691 I know, which I really like, too. 1293 00:52:04,693 --> 00:52:06,760 - What about this, though? - I really love that. 1294 00:52:40,462 --> 00:52:43,029 This is nuts. Don't you think this is kind of fucked up 1295 00:52:43,031 --> 00:52:45,231 that we're already dividing up all her shit, 1296 00:52:45,233 --> 00:52:47,801 and she's still, like, alive and there's hope? 1297 00:52:47,803 --> 00:52:50,136 I feel like, bunch of buzzards. 1298 00:52:50,138 --> 00:52:53,073 Uh, listen, I, uh, I want to go to the hospital 1299 00:52:53,075 --> 00:52:54,774 with your mom and meet David. 1300 00:52:54,776 --> 00:52:57,744 Oh, yeah? OK, should we all... I'm happy to go... 1301 00:52:57,746 --> 00:52:59,986 I'd like you to stay here and watch the kids for a while. 1302 00:53:02,384 --> 00:53:03,750 Here? 1303 00:53:03,752 --> 00:53:05,752 Yeah, watch, I can do that, I guess... 1304 00:53:05,754 --> 00:53:08,722 I'd ask Melissa, my nanny, 1305 00:53:08,724 --> 00:53:11,791 it's just... she no longer works for us. 1306 00:53:11,793 --> 00:53:15,028 All right, we can just speak openly here. 1307 00:53:15,030 --> 00:53:16,262 I know what you're implying, 1308 00:53:16,264 --> 00:53:19,899 and I will watch them because I like them very much, 1309 00:53:19,901 --> 00:53:22,402 but let's just be honest and not tiptoe around the thing. 1310 00:53:22,404 --> 00:53:26,039 Yes, I really, honestly wish you didn't fuck my nanny. 1311 00:53:26,041 --> 00:53:28,808 OK, well, I honestly do, too. 1312 00:53:28,810 --> 00:53:31,277 But I honestly did, several times. 1313 00:53:31,279 --> 00:53:33,079 - OK, great. - And I honestly can't take that back. 1314 00:53:33,081 --> 00:53:34,881 If you could watch them, that would be great. 1315 00:53:34,883 --> 00:53:39,052 Absolutely. If it's any consolation, it was really fun sex. 1316 00:53:41,089 --> 00:53:42,922 OK, listen up, family meeting. 1317 00:53:42,924 --> 00:53:44,758 So, guys, remember the secret mission. 1318 00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,127 We're going to just pretend we were in Grandpa's neighborhood, 1319 00:53:47,129 --> 00:53:49,262 and we wanted to drop in and say hi. 1320 00:53:49,264 --> 00:53:51,264 Just act like we were passing by on the way to the movies, 1321 00:53:51,266 --> 00:53:53,767 and felt we should say hi to Grandpa 1322 00:53:53,769 --> 00:53:56,836 and see if he wants to come hang out at the hospital with us. 1323 00:53:56,838 --> 00:53:59,139 Yeah, no, I think I'm going to stay down here. 1324 00:53:59,141 --> 00:54:00,440 - Why? - Oh, I don't know, 1325 00:54:00,442 --> 00:54:02,309 'cause we weren't invited upstairs, 1326 00:54:02,310 --> 00:54:04,177 and I actually would love to be invited upstairs, 1327 00:54:04,179 --> 00:54:05,979 and I just don't think this is a good idea. 1328 00:54:05,981 --> 00:54:07,413 I want to stay with Aunt Jackie. 1329 00:54:07,415 --> 00:54:09,282 Thank you, yes. 1330 00:54:09,284 --> 00:54:12,786 Fine. OK, you guys stay down here for now. 1331 00:54:12,788 --> 00:54:14,888 And that means, Evie, hey, pal, listen. 1332 00:54:14,890 --> 00:54:17,223 I'm really going to need you to turn on the charm up there, all right? 1333 00:54:17,225 --> 00:54:18,358 Grandpa's a sucker for that stuff. 1334 00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:19,926 - Can you do it? - Oh. 1335 00:54:19,928 --> 00:54:21,194 Lot riding on you, kid. 1336 00:54:22,430 --> 00:54:24,097 - All right. - All right, you two have fun. 1337 00:54:24,099 --> 00:54:25,298 - You're the worst. - Yeah. 1338 00:54:25,299 --> 00:54:26,498 We're going to hold it down, down here, 1339 00:54:26,501 --> 00:54:29,569 where it's safe, emotionally. 1340 00:54:30,405 --> 00:54:31,971 Remember, we were just in the neighborhood, 1341 00:54:31,973 --> 00:54:33,840 we were going to see a movie, we thought we'd pop in. 1342 00:54:33,842 --> 00:54:35,108 We got to check in first. 1343 00:54:35,110 --> 00:54:36,810 Ooh, are those for me? 1344 00:54:36,812 --> 00:54:38,077 - No. - Really? 1345 00:54:38,079 --> 00:54:40,046 Are you sure? 'cause it was my birthday last month. 1346 00:54:40,048 --> 00:54:41,281 I don't know you. 1347 00:54:41,283 --> 00:54:43,917 That's true, that's a good point. 1348 00:54:43,919 --> 00:54:45,552 We're here for Benjamin Cohn's birthday party. 1349 00:54:45,554 --> 00:54:47,821 28th floor, just follow the noise. 1350 00:54:47,823 --> 00:54:51,257 - Is there a birthday party? - No, no, no, it's for somebody else in the building 1351 00:54:51,259 --> 00:54:53,259 'cause we're going to Benihana next week, remember? 1352 00:54:53,261 --> 00:54:56,229 Hey, will you do me a favor, will you go back outside, play with Annabeth and Jackie? 1353 00:54:56,231 --> 00:54:57,397 I'll be right there. 1354 00:54:57,399 --> 00:54:58,832 - But... - Come on, come on, 1355 00:54:58,834 --> 00:55:00,133 'cause I can see if they're even home. 1356 00:55:00,135 --> 00:55:02,535 - Ugh! - Ugh, I know, life's hard. 1357 00:55:03,171 --> 00:55:05,338 Uh, yeah, Josh Cohn to see Jeffery Cohn? 1358 00:55:05,340 --> 00:55:06,306 28th floor. 1359 00:55:06,308 --> 00:55:08,174 Thanks, you said there's a birthday party? 1360 00:55:08,176 --> 00:55:09,442 - Yup. - OK. 1361 00:55:09,444 --> 00:55:10,376 Oh, boy. 1362 00:55:12,914 --> 00:55:15,849 Oh, hi, buddy. Uh, Happy Birthday. 1363 00:55:16,318 --> 00:55:18,117 Oh, wow, that's a party. 1364 00:55:18,119 --> 00:55:19,185 Where's my present? 1365 00:55:19,187 --> 00:55:22,388 Well, you know, I didn't know you were having a party. 1366 00:55:22,390 --> 00:55:24,624 I would have brought one for sure if I had have known. 1367 00:55:24,626 --> 00:55:26,426 - Um, do you mind if I... 1368 00:55:28,129 --> 00:55:29,362 Josh is here. 1369 00:55:29,998 --> 00:55:31,097 I hate slime. 1370 00:55:31,499 --> 00:55:32,532 Look at this. 1371 00:55:32,534 --> 00:55:33,633 I hate slime so much. 1372 00:55:33,635 --> 00:55:35,935 - Like it? 1373 00:55:37,005 --> 00:55:38,371 Josh is at the door? 1374 00:55:52,888 --> 00:55:54,888 - Dad, what are you doing? 1375 00:55:54,890 --> 00:55:56,155 What's going on? 1376 00:55:56,157 --> 00:55:58,524 I think you can probably figure out what's going on. 1377 00:55:58,526 --> 00:56:00,560 You know, Jackie and the girls are downstairs, Dad. 1378 00:56:00,562 --> 00:56:01,995 No, what? 1379 00:56:01,997 --> 00:56:04,197 Yeah, well, I didn't know you were doing this. 1380 00:56:04,199 --> 00:56:06,165 I mean, I don't care, it's not about me and Jackie, 1381 00:56:06,167 --> 00:56:09,269 but, it's a little about me and Jackie, but Evie and Anna. 1382 00:56:09,271 --> 00:56:12,472 If David and Pam knew you were having a party and didn't invite them... 1383 00:56:12,474 --> 00:56:14,007 - I know, I know, I know. - It's a kid's party, 1384 00:56:14,009 --> 00:56:14,974 why wouldn't you? 1385 00:56:14,976 --> 00:56:16,276 Josh, I need you to help me. 1386 00:56:17,679 --> 00:56:20,113 - What? - She's going to ruin the whole Goddamn party now. 1387 00:56:20,115 --> 00:56:22,115 - Jesus. Oh. - I'm sorry, it's just... 1388 00:56:22,117 --> 00:56:24,117 - It's OK. - Grandpa! 1389 00:56:24,119 --> 00:56:26,319 Oh, no. Um. 1390 00:56:26,321 --> 00:56:28,054 Hey, baby doll! 1391 00:56:28,056 --> 00:56:29,322 Look at you! 1392 00:56:29,324 --> 00:56:31,124 Let me see your face. 1393 00:56:31,126 --> 00:56:32,492 Oh, it's a beautiful face. 1394 00:56:32,494 --> 00:56:34,127 Grandpa, is there a party? 1395 00:56:50,578 --> 00:56:51,711 Ben, just Ben. 1396 00:56:58,353 --> 00:56:59,652 - All right, make a wish? 1397 00:56:59,654 --> 00:57:01,688 - Ben. 1398 00:57:01,690 --> 00:57:03,723 - There you go. 1399 00:57:06,161 --> 00:57:07,681 - Great job. 1400 00:57:11,733 --> 00:57:13,366 You've done it, kid. 1401 00:57:13,368 --> 00:57:14,600 - Woo! - You got it. 1402 00:57:14,602 --> 00:57:16,069 - Nice. - We have to go. 1403 00:57:16,071 --> 00:57:17,236 Yes, let's go, OK. 1404 00:57:23,044 --> 00:57:25,745 - Finding Dory! - No, we've already seen it, like, three times. 1405 00:57:25,747 --> 00:57:28,614 Yeah, I've seen it, too. How about this, what about The Secret Life of Pets? 1406 00:57:28,616 --> 00:57:30,984 Let's see that, that just came out, it's supposed to be fun. 1407 00:57:30,986 --> 00:57:32,418 No, "Dory"! 1408 00:57:32,420 --> 00:57:33,553 - Hey, stop yelling. - I don't care... 1409 00:57:33,555 --> 00:57:35,621 - You can't yell in here. - I don't care about 1410 00:57:35,623 --> 00:57:37,190 - "Secret the Life of Pets." - Where'd you go? 1411 00:57:37,192 --> 00:57:38,725 - He's making me see it. - Just a friend called me. 1412 00:57:38,726 --> 00:57:40,259 - You haven't seen it yet. - No, I don't want to, 1413 00:57:40,261 --> 00:57:41,594 I don't care about it. 1414 00:57:41,596 --> 00:57:43,296 - Hey, hey, Evie. - I really want to go 1415 00:57:43,298 --> 00:57:44,764 to the fancy theater, the new theater 1416 00:57:44,766 --> 00:57:46,165 with the plush seats, the La-Z-Boys. 1417 00:57:46,167 --> 00:57:48,201 I'm not going to see The Secret Life of Pets. 1418 00:57:48,203 --> 00:57:52,005 Oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's her, that's the student. 1419 00:57:53,641 --> 00:57:55,708 - Stop looking. Everyone, please stop looking. - She can't tell. 1420 00:57:55,710 --> 00:57:57,543 - She can't tell. - Jackie. 1421 00:57:57,545 --> 00:57:59,112 Jackie, turn around, please. 1422 00:57:59,114 --> 00:58:00,413 - Hey, Jackie. - Just pretending to... 1423 00:58:00,415 --> 00:58:01,781 - Where is my friend? - Please don't. 1424 00:58:01,783 --> 00:58:02,715 - I can't. - Jackie. 1425 00:58:02,717 --> 00:58:04,183 Where's my... 1426 00:58:05,086 --> 00:58:06,185 - Stop looking. - That's her, that's her. 1427 00:58:06,187 --> 00:58:07,220 - Please stop looking. - Which one? 1428 00:58:07,222 --> 00:58:08,354 Please stop, they're doing it. 1429 00:58:08,356 --> 00:58:09,739 - Who are we looking at? - Nobody. 1430 00:58:09,740 --> 00:58:11,123 I'm not going to see The Secret Life of Pets! 1431 00:58:11,126 --> 00:58:12,291 OK, shh, that doesn't matter. 1432 00:58:12,293 --> 00:58:14,427 Josh, listen to me, this is an opportunity 1433 00:58:14,429 --> 00:58:17,397 for you to go over there and just apologize, OK? 1434 00:58:17,399 --> 00:58:20,066 Just listen to her, validate her feelings, OK? 1435 00:58:20,068 --> 00:58:21,768 - She could really need that. - Can you pay the bill, please? 1436 00:58:21,770 --> 00:58:23,669 - I'm going to slink out. - "Dory"! 1437 00:58:25,206 --> 00:58:26,990 - Oh, fuck. - OK, you got it. 1438 00:58:26,991 --> 00:58:28,775 - Oh, my God, Evie. - Just go over there, just go over there. 1439 00:58:28,777 --> 00:58:30,543 - Apologize, apologize. - You are the worst. 1440 00:58:30,545 --> 00:58:32,745 - Oh, boy. - You got this. 1441 00:58:32,747 --> 00:58:33,813 - OK? - Shut up. 1442 00:58:33,815 --> 00:58:35,081 Pay the bill, please. 1443 00:58:35,083 --> 00:58:36,682 - He's walking over here. - No, no. 1444 00:58:36,684 --> 00:58:38,418 - No, for real, he is. - How many feet away is he? 1445 00:58:38,420 --> 00:58:40,303 Do you know, like, ETA? 1446 00:58:40,304 --> 00:58:42,187 - Like, now, he's here. - Hi, guys. 1447 00:58:42,190 --> 00:58:44,090 I thought I saw you here, Jennifer. 1448 00:58:44,092 --> 00:58:46,192 I'm so sorry to bother you. 1449 00:58:46,728 --> 00:58:49,362 Wondering if we could just speak privately for a moment? 1450 00:58:49,364 --> 00:58:50,663 That might be the best thing to... 1451 00:58:50,665 --> 00:58:52,598 I don't think that's appropriate, um. 1452 00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,734 And also, I don't think it's appropriate 1453 00:58:54,736 --> 00:58:57,537 for you to be harassing students outside of the school, 1454 00:58:57,539 --> 00:58:59,539 especially under the given circumstances. 1455 00:58:59,541 --> 00:59:01,240 Oh, I didn't mean to harass anybody, 1456 00:59:01,242 --> 00:59:02,608 and I'm not sure that that's what I was doing. 1457 00:59:02,610 --> 00:59:04,677 We didn't ask you what you think, this isn't your classroom. 1458 00:59:04,679 --> 00:59:05,778 - Well, listen, I think... - Yeah. 1459 00:59:05,780 --> 00:59:08,081 - OK, that's a fair point... - Hey, hey. 1460 00:59:08,083 --> 00:59:09,215 - Oh, no. - Uh, Jack... 1461 00:59:09,217 --> 00:59:10,583 This is my brother, this is my brother. 1462 00:59:10,585 --> 00:59:12,452 - It's my sister. We're going. - And I just want to say that 1463 00:59:12,454 --> 00:59:15,088 he's truly a kind person, and he feels awful about what he did. 1464 00:59:15,090 --> 00:59:17,790 - No, no. - We don't care about that. That's just not relevant. 1465 00:59:17,792 --> 00:59:19,659 - We'd like you to leave us alone, please. - Let's go. 1466 00:59:19,661 --> 00:59:21,294 That sounds nice, let's go, please? 1467 00:59:21,296 --> 00:59:24,263 - Jackie. - Sorry, um, is it Jennifer? 1468 00:59:24,265 --> 00:59:26,132 - Oh, God. - Hi, I just... I'm sorry, 1469 00:59:26,134 --> 00:59:28,267 but I just want to say that I believe you, 1470 00:59:28,269 --> 00:59:30,536 and I really feel for you, and I stand with you. 1471 00:59:30,872 --> 00:59:33,539 - OK. - Wow, thank you so much, 1472 00:59:33,541 --> 00:59:35,708 but we don't need your hashtag right now. 1473 00:59:36,578 --> 00:59:38,778 - Please, please go. - Hashtag, aw, that's cute. 1474 00:59:38,780 --> 00:59:39,879 - Please go. - Yeah. 1475 00:59:39,881 --> 00:59:41,347 - Jackie, shut up. - I'm actually like a pretty 1476 00:59:41,348 --> 00:59:42,814 big fucking feminist. 1477 00:59:42,817 --> 00:59:44,250 - Yeah. - Shut up, shut up. 1478 00:59:44,252 --> 00:59:45,818 - Please go. - And actually, what you've been doing, 1479 00:59:45,820 --> 00:59:47,887 not showing up to his class, right, filming 1480 00:59:47,889 --> 00:59:50,456 him, not cool. Not part of the movement. - Please go, I'm begging you. 1481 00:59:50,458 --> 00:59:52,625 OK, so is it cool for you to be a big feminist 1482 00:59:52,627 --> 00:59:54,327 and have him tell you to shut the fuck up? 1483 00:59:54,329 --> 00:59:56,262 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God, please. 1484 00:59:56,264 --> 00:59:57,697 By the way, you're harassing us. 1485 00:59:57,699 --> 00:59:59,532 - No. - Yeah, you're harassing him. 1486 00:59:59,534 --> 01:00:01,200 You see how that works? You can't handle this, 1487 01:00:01,202 --> 01:00:02,502 you can't handle actual confrontation? 1488 01:00:02,504 --> 01:00:04,837 OK, you need to check your Adderall dosage 1489 01:00:04,839 --> 01:00:06,906 and get the fuck out of my face. 1490 01:00:06,908 --> 01:00:09,308 Yeah, thank you for all your hard work, really brave. 1491 01:00:09,310 --> 01:00:10,590 Oh, your life's a mess. 1492 01:00:13,915 --> 01:00:15,181 Goodbye. 1493 01:00:15,182 --> 01:00:16,448 I sincerely apologize for that. 1494 01:00:16,451 --> 01:00:18,484 Please forgive me, forgive her. 1495 01:00:18,486 --> 01:00:20,253 I really hope you enjoy your meal, 1496 01:00:20,255 --> 01:00:22,421 and I hope I see you guys back in class. 1497 01:00:22,824 --> 01:00:25,191 - OK. - Yeah. Bye. 1498 01:00:25,894 --> 01:00:27,360 Time to go. 1499 01:00:27,362 --> 01:00:29,428 - OK, guys, just... - Why are we at the bank? 1500 01:00:29,430 --> 01:00:31,397 - Where's Aunt Jackie? - Guys, just stay here. 1501 01:00:31,399 --> 01:00:33,466 Uncle Josh is going to talk to Aunt Jackie real quick. 1502 01:00:33,468 --> 01:00:35,735 So just don't touch the ATMs and don't move. 1503 01:00:35,737 --> 01:00:38,437 - It's very safe, don't worry. - I have to go to the bathroom! 1504 01:00:38,439 --> 01:00:40,206 Oh, Evie, you are killing me. 1505 01:00:40,208 --> 01:00:41,707 Could you just give me one minute? One minute. 1506 01:00:41,709 --> 01:00:43,376 - Hold it. - Can I play on your phone? 1507 01:00:43,745 --> 01:00:45,645 All right, don't look through the photos 1508 01:00:45,647 --> 01:00:46,579 or the texts. 1509 01:00:46,581 --> 01:00:48,281 OK? I'll be right back! 1510 01:00:51,386 --> 01:00:52,451 Hold on. 1511 01:00:53,354 --> 01:00:54,420 Two minutes. 1512 01:00:54,422 --> 01:00:56,489 - Do you know what you just did? - I know. 1513 01:00:56,490 --> 01:00:58,557 - Do you have any idea what you just did? - I know. 1514 01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:01,494 I got overwhelmed, but that was ridiculous, it was. 1515 01:01:01,496 --> 01:01:03,829 - I'll lose my job for that, do you realize? - There was no reasoning 1516 01:01:03,831 --> 01:01:05,665 with them. They wouldn't listen, and then I felt 1517 01:01:05,667 --> 01:01:07,533 really defensive, and I didn't want that, and I'm just... 1518 01:01:07,535 --> 01:01:08,501 - Jackie! - I'll apologize. 1519 01:01:08,503 --> 01:01:10,703 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1520 01:01:10,705 --> 01:01:12,238 Hey, look at me. 1521 01:01:13,675 --> 01:01:14,907 - What is going on with you? - What? 1522 01:01:14,909 --> 01:01:16,709 - What's going on? - I just stood up 1523 01:01:16,711 --> 01:01:17,977 - for you in there! - No, not that, not that. 1524 01:01:17,979 --> 01:01:19,478 Something is... talk to me, 1525 01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:21,314 what happened with Owen the other night? 1526 01:01:21,783 --> 01:01:23,249 Nothing, I outgrew him. 1527 01:01:24,252 --> 01:01:26,252 Come on. Then what'd you fight about? 1528 01:01:27,488 --> 01:01:29,488 - Did he do something to you? - Drop it! 1529 01:01:29,490 --> 01:01:31,457 I don't want to fucking talk about it with you, 1530 01:01:31,459 --> 01:01:32,992 - I really don't, stop! - OK, fine, fine. 1531 01:01:32,994 --> 01:01:35,261 Give me the pills, or the... whatever you're on. 1532 01:01:35,263 --> 01:01:36,495 It's cocaine. You know what? 1533 01:01:36,497 --> 01:01:39,232 - Throw that away. - Oh, my God, Jesus. 1534 01:01:39,234 --> 01:01:39,999 Well, why do I have to throw it away? 1535 01:01:40,001 --> 01:01:41,534 - I don't have a problem. - OK. 1536 01:01:41,536 --> 01:01:44,704 - Don't throw it away, actually. I'm thinking about it. - Why? 1537 01:01:44,706 --> 01:01:47,240 Can you hold onto it, but not do anything with it? 1538 01:01:47,242 --> 01:01:48,608 Do you know what I mean? Like, hold onto it 1539 01:01:48,610 --> 01:01:50,243 but don't use it. 1540 01:01:50,245 --> 01:01:51,577 Jesus. 1541 01:02:08,496 --> 01:02:10,730 I had no idea it was going to be that kind of party. 1542 01:02:10,732 --> 01:02:13,599 Nothing like we ever got, which sucks. 1543 01:02:14,535 --> 01:02:16,969 But obviously, if I'd known, I wouldn't have, you know, 1544 01:02:16,971 --> 01:02:19,038 I wouldn't have taken them to the building in the first place. 1545 01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:20,506 What? You... 1546 01:02:20,508 --> 01:02:21,707 - Oh, man. - You did know. 1547 01:02:21,709 --> 01:02:23,309 - You did know, Josh! - I didn't know! 1548 01:02:23,311 --> 01:02:24,477 - You did know. - I'm telling you... 1549 01:02:24,479 --> 01:02:26,045 Then why did you bring them to Dad's house for? 1550 01:02:26,046 --> 01:02:27,612 - I... - Why do you just do... just shut up. 1551 01:02:27,615 --> 01:02:29,348 - Just, Josh, I want to... - I can't defend myself? 1552 01:02:29,350 --> 01:02:30,850 Because we actually had a really positive day. 1553 01:02:30,852 --> 01:02:31,984 You didn't have a positive day. 1554 01:02:31,986 --> 01:02:33,936 You're dwelling on the negative stuff. 1555 01:02:33,937 --> 01:02:35,887 You locked my kids in an ATM kiosk. 1556 01:02:35,890 --> 01:02:38,457 - For two minutes! - You locked my kids 1557 01:02:38,459 --> 01:02:40,493 in an ATM kiosk. 1558 01:02:40,495 --> 01:02:41,761 - Just do me a favor. - This is what I need today. 1559 01:02:41,763 --> 01:02:42,828 - Yeah, I'm listening. - Yeah, to listen, 1560 01:02:42,830 --> 01:02:44,463 you got to shut the fuck up. 1561 01:02:44,465 --> 01:02:46,065 - I'm... - I bet you you can't shut up 1562 01:02:46,067 --> 01:02:48,401 for 60 seconds, Josh. 1563 01:02:48,403 --> 01:02:50,970 I bet you can't shut up without a little bit or a joke... 1564 01:02:50,972 --> 01:02:52,938 - You're on. - Or a little... oh, OK, 1565 01:02:52,940 --> 01:02:54,507 - oh, here we go, another... - OK, here you go. 1566 01:02:54,509 --> 01:02:55,758 Great, Josh, make it a game 1567 01:02:55,759 --> 01:02:57,008 'cause everything's a joke to you, isn't it? 1568 01:02:57,011 --> 01:02:59,478 Life's a party with Josh, man. 1569 01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:01,981 Well, let me tell you about the party I get to go home to. 1570 01:03:01,983 --> 01:03:04,050 I got to tell my eight-year-old daughter, 1571 01:03:04,052 --> 01:03:05,685 I got to try to explain to her 1572 01:03:05,687 --> 01:03:07,968 why her grandpa didn't invite her to a birthday party. 1573 01:03:08,856 --> 01:03:10,723 Maybe that's not a big deal on your world, 1574 01:03:10,725 --> 01:03:12,024 but it's a big deal in my world, 1575 01:03:12,026 --> 01:03:14,026 and it's a real big deal in her world, 1576 01:03:14,028 --> 01:03:16,796 and she matters more than you do! 1577 01:03:17,565 --> 01:03:18,864 You're the fucking adult. 1578 01:03:18,866 --> 01:03:21,567 I'm sorry, it's no wonder you're in trouble with your school. 1579 01:03:21,569 --> 01:03:24,537 I'm not shocked at it! 'cause you know what, Josh? 1580 01:03:24,539 --> 01:03:26,339 You do whatever you want all the time 1581 01:03:26,341 --> 01:03:27,506 and you don't think about anybody else, 1582 01:03:27,508 --> 01:03:29,075 and it's getting exhausting. 1583 01:03:30,378 --> 01:03:32,611 You're 38 years old, it's not cute anymore. 1584 01:03:33,081 --> 01:03:34,380 These things aren't cute. 1585 01:03:35,983 --> 01:03:39,518 Listen to me. Try to take me in. 1586 01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:40,820 I love you. 1587 01:03:40,822 --> 01:03:42,488 Maybe I've just let you be a kid, 1588 01:03:42,490 --> 01:03:45,091 and for that, I'm really... I'm sorry! 1589 01:03:45,093 --> 01:03:47,626 - I'm sorry for doing that. 1590 01:03:48,596 --> 01:03:50,096 OK, that's my time? 1591 01:03:50,098 --> 01:03:51,097 Great, OK, good. 1592 01:03:51,099 --> 01:03:52,631 Thanks for your time. 1593 01:03:53,368 --> 01:03:54,667 Appreciate it. 1594 01:04:06,748 --> 01:04:08,147 It's embarrassing. 1595 01:04:09,083 --> 01:04:11,117 - I won't judge you. - OK. 1596 01:04:11,119 --> 01:04:13,386 So, Owen's ex-girlfriend, 1597 01:04:14,122 --> 01:04:16,122 who's a lot more sexually adventurous than I am, OK, 1598 01:04:16,124 --> 01:04:18,958 like sometimes he wants to do shit 1599 01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:20,693 that I'm just, like, not into, OK? 1600 01:04:20,695 --> 01:04:23,763 - OK. - I get home from the fucking hospital... 1601 01:04:24,932 --> 01:04:26,632 and he and Aaron have been drinking and drinking. 1602 01:04:26,634 --> 01:04:28,901 And he pulled me into the bedroom 1603 01:04:28,903 --> 01:04:30,736 and explained to me how he always wanted 1604 01:04:30,738 --> 01:04:33,606 to ask me this, but never could and... 1605 01:04:33,608 --> 01:04:36,041 It's OK. You don't... If it's... you don't have to tell me this. 1606 01:04:36,043 --> 01:04:39,078 - I'm telling you this. - All right, but you don't have to, if it's about... 1607 01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:41,180 if it's too hard for you. 1608 01:04:41,182 --> 01:04:47,086 He wanted his friend to have sex with me while he watched. 1609 01:04:49,924 --> 01:04:51,090 That's really weird. 1610 01:04:51,092 --> 01:04:53,893 - Yeah. - That's really fucking gross. 1611 01:04:54,695 --> 01:04:57,530 I think the plan was, like, he would just kind of jerk off 1612 01:04:57,532 --> 01:05:00,032 while his, like, bro fucked me or whatever. 1613 01:05:00,034 --> 01:05:01,667 - And, like, that would be 1614 01:05:01,669 --> 01:05:04,970 real fun for him, for both of them. 1615 01:05:06,207 --> 01:05:07,207 Huh. 1616 01:05:08,943 --> 01:05:10,476 Well, I don't know, I mean, 1617 01:05:10,478 --> 01:05:13,746 if I've learned anything the last few weeks, 1618 01:05:13,748 --> 01:05:18,851 it's that, Jack, you know, sex isn't always so literal. 1619 01:05:18,853 --> 01:05:21,954 Like, maybe, maybe that was... 1620 01:05:21,956 --> 01:05:25,524 maybe just him admitting that was his idea of intimacy. 1621 01:05:25,526 --> 01:05:27,793 OK, well, it's not my idea of intimacy. 1622 01:05:27,795 --> 01:05:29,028 I don't want to do it. 1623 01:05:29,030 --> 01:05:30,963 I know. I know. 1624 01:05:30,965 --> 01:05:32,097 Yeah, I'm sorry. 1625 01:05:34,001 --> 01:05:35,234 Thank you. 1626 01:05:35,837 --> 01:05:37,903 I'm sorry that happened. 1627 01:05:37,905 --> 01:05:40,039 - What are you going to do? - I don't know. 1628 01:05:49,116 --> 01:05:50,950 Hey, guys, how's it going? 1629 01:05:50,952 --> 01:05:52,485 - Sorry. - Good. 1630 01:05:52,487 --> 01:05:53,953 What's... what can I do for you? 1631 01:05:53,955 --> 01:05:56,188 Um, I mean, we just wanted to talk to you. 1632 01:05:56,190 --> 01:05:58,491 You know, we saw that, you know, shit was going down. 1633 01:05:58,493 --> 01:05:59,725 We heard what happened with Jennifer. 1634 01:05:59,727 --> 01:06:01,126 That's absolutely ridiculous. 1635 01:06:01,128 --> 01:06:02,795 I thought the fucking masturbation thing, 1636 01:06:02,797 --> 01:06:04,497 we heard about it, it was hilarious. 1637 01:06:04,499 --> 01:06:06,866 You're our favorite professor, man. 1638 01:06:06,867 --> 01:06:09,234 Oh, that's kind of you to say, but actually, I don't know if I should be 1639 01:06:09,237 --> 01:06:11,804 talking to students about this right now. It's still a little... 1640 01:06:11,806 --> 01:06:14,173 - Is there something else? - Dude. You're not gonna get fired. 1641 01:06:14,175 --> 01:06:16,041 No, that's outrageous. We're not gonna let that happen. 1642 01:06:16,043 --> 01:06:18,143 They're treating you really poorly. 1643 01:06:18,145 --> 01:06:19,812 Like, you come to work, you do your job. 1644 01:06:19,814 --> 01:06:21,547 Yeah, I mean, you read my stuff last semester, 1645 01:06:21,549 --> 01:06:23,148 gave me notes, I wasn't even in your class. 1646 01:06:23,150 --> 01:06:25,618 Ah, thank you, Peter, thanks, Scott. 1647 01:06:25,620 --> 01:06:27,987 It's actually nice to hear this. 1648 01:06:27,989 --> 01:06:29,788 It's been kinda, kinda tough. 1649 01:06:29,790 --> 01:06:32,291 Well, don't believe anything they're saying about you, OK? 1650 01:06:32,293 --> 01:06:35,294 - We know you. - Listen, we're on this. 1651 01:06:35,296 --> 01:06:38,163 - That's why we wanted to talk. - Mm, on what? 1652 01:06:38,933 --> 01:06:41,600 - You saw what we go through. - Yeah, with Tiara that day? 1653 01:06:42,069 --> 01:06:43,602 That shit happens all the time, dude. 1654 01:06:43,604 --> 01:06:45,004 I mean, like, you see it 1655 01:06:45,006 --> 01:06:47,139 - and you understand us, our perspective. - Yeah. 1656 01:06:47,141 --> 01:06:50,576 - Uh-huh. - I mean, we're talking, we're going to get signatures. 1657 01:06:50,578 --> 01:06:52,978 - This is an opportunity. - Yeah, a lot of us feel this way. 1658 01:06:52,980 --> 01:06:55,014 I'm sorry, what? A lot of who? 1659 01:06:55,016 --> 01:06:58,884 I mean, just well-meaning, you know, so-called privileged white guys 1660 01:06:58,886 --> 01:07:01,987 with a target on our backs that are constantly getting thrown under the bus. 1661 01:07:01,989 --> 01:07:04,089 Everyone's allowed to get pissed off but me, 1662 01:07:04,091 --> 01:07:06,058 and, like, I can't get my feelings hurt? 1663 01:07:06,060 --> 01:07:09,929 Exactly. Look, we have a Facebook page that, uh, you know, 1664 01:07:09,931 --> 01:07:12,798 we record stuff, we talk out, process our shit. 1665 01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:14,199 - I'll invite you. - Don't. 1666 01:07:14,201 --> 01:07:15,935 - Yeah. - We've been waiting for something like this. 1667 01:07:15,937 --> 01:07:17,603 - Please don't do that. - Someone like you to step up. 1668 01:07:17,605 --> 01:07:19,572 - Yeah, we can follow you. - Don't follow me. 1669 01:07:19,574 --> 01:07:22,207 Please, don't, don't quote me on anything. I don't wanna be a part of this. 1670 01:07:22,209 --> 01:07:25,945 I don't, I really am uncomfortable telling you guys. I'd like you to leave, actually. 1671 01:07:26,747 --> 01:07:27,680 I think you should go. 1672 01:07:27,682 --> 01:07:31,717 Uh, so it is true, then, that you and your sister 1673 01:07:31,719 --> 01:07:33,953 had a confrontation with Jennifer Mann 1674 01:07:33,955 --> 01:07:37,690 outside of the school? I mean, is that at least fair to say? 1675 01:07:37,692 --> 01:07:39,224 - Uh... - Did that happen? 1676 01:07:39,226 --> 01:07:42,127 I should say that my sister's been on certain medications 1677 01:07:42,129 --> 01:07:45,931 that have put her off balance to some degree, 1678 01:07:45,933 --> 01:07:48,167 and we're just trying to figure out the correct dosage. 1679 01:07:48,903 --> 01:07:52,004 And, as you know, Mary, my grandmother, is not well. 1680 01:07:52,006 --> 01:07:54,607 Unfortunately, she's taken a pretty steep turn for the worse 1681 01:07:54,609 --> 01:07:58,243 - and I just think it's having an effect on Jackie. 1682 01:07:58,245 --> 01:08:00,879 I think she's struggling with it, as we all have been. 1683 01:08:00,881 --> 01:08:02,781 - Still... - No, no, I didn't know that. 1684 01:08:02,783 --> 01:08:05,718 I'm so sorry for your family, Josh. 1685 01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:07,219 Well, thank you, Mary. I appreciate that. 1686 01:08:07,221 --> 01:08:09,254 Josh, did you ever say to a class 1687 01:08:09,256 --> 01:08:11,690 that students who arrived to class on time 1688 01:08:11,692 --> 01:08:13,759 were raised better than students who were late? 1689 01:08:14,128 --> 01:08:18,263 No, I said, um, I, I, said... 1690 01:08:18,265 --> 01:08:20,733 I'm sorry, are we going through old quotes? Terry, what's going on? 1691 01:08:20,735 --> 01:08:23,969 - "Raised better." - Can you remember what you did say, Josh? 1692 01:08:23,971 --> 01:08:25,671 - That would be really helpful. - It'd be great. 1693 01:08:29,644 --> 01:08:31,944 I said, um, to Nick Abruzzo, 1694 01:08:31,946 --> 01:08:34,813 by the way, who's chronically late, um, 1695 01:08:35,316 --> 01:08:38,050 I said that being on time is a sign of respect. 1696 01:08:38,052 --> 01:08:40,019 It's something that my grandma taught me, 1697 01:08:40,021 --> 01:08:42,955 and maybe I used some line that it was like, 1698 01:08:42,957 --> 01:08:45,858 "A sign that your parents raised you right," or something. 1699 01:08:45,860 --> 01:08:46,959 It was a throwaway line. 1700 01:08:46,961 --> 01:08:48,927 It wasn't even the focal point 1701 01:08:48,929 --> 01:08:50,729 - of what I was saying. - Well, just so you know, 1702 01:08:50,731 --> 01:08:53,132 Nick Abruzzo has sleep apnea 1703 01:08:53,134 --> 01:08:54,667 and that's why he comes in late. 1704 01:08:54,669 --> 01:08:56,769 He didn't know, you didn't know that. 1705 01:08:56,771 --> 01:08:59,938 - Of course I didn't know. - Still, I think what Mary's trying to say 1706 01:08:59,940 --> 01:09:03,876 is that we're going to need you to take some time off while we figure this out. 1707 01:09:03,878 --> 01:09:06,412 - What, how would you get that from what she said? - I'm not sure that's... 1708 01:09:06,414 --> 01:09:08,313 I think we need a little time. 1709 01:09:09,283 --> 01:09:13,452 - I'm sorry, who are these people? - Oh. 1710 01:09:13,454 --> 01:09:17,022 So now you definitely have to get a lawyer? 1711 01:09:17,024 --> 01:09:20,292 - Well, yes, but, because listen, because I want to sue them... - Oh, no. 1712 01:09:20,294 --> 01:09:22,861 - No, Joshie. - For... yes, for wrongful termination and discrimination. 1713 01:09:22,863 --> 01:09:25,364 Just listen, Title IX doesn't just protect students, I looked it up. 1714 01:09:25,366 --> 01:09:27,700 - Just move on. - No, no. 1715 01:09:28,102 --> 01:09:30,335 No, that's what you would do, take it lying down. 1716 01:09:30,337 --> 01:09:32,905 I'm not going to do that. I'm being harassed, 1717 01:09:32,907 --> 01:09:35,240 discriminated against, I'm being singled out unfairly. 1718 01:09:35,242 --> 01:09:36,742 You really think they would do this to me 1719 01:09:36,744 --> 01:09:38,844 if I was a black Muslim lesbian, huh? 1720 01:09:38,846 --> 01:09:40,746 Fair point, life would be so much easier 1721 01:09:40,748 --> 01:09:43,048 if you were born black, a lesbian, and a Muslim. 1722 01:09:43,451 --> 01:09:45,250 - I'm not saying that. - It's gonna cost you a fortune. 1723 01:09:45,252 --> 01:09:47,720 A and B, it's going to cost you a fortune. 1724 01:09:47,722 --> 01:09:49,955 You can't afford it. It's going to go on forever. 1725 01:09:49,957 --> 01:09:52,758 - I'll call, I'll call the ACLU. - Then what, now what? 1726 01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:54,493 Well, I'll sue the school for discrimination. 1727 01:09:54,495 --> 01:09:56,061 Yeah, maybe this happens all over the country. 1728 01:09:56,063 --> 01:09:57,429 - Maybe it's important. - And persecute that girl 1729 01:09:57,431 --> 01:09:58,497 who's already been raped. 1730 01:09:58,499 --> 01:10:00,065 She hasn't been through enough? 1731 01:10:00,067 --> 01:10:02,768 And you'll never get hired as a teacher again. 1732 01:10:03,771 --> 01:10:06,438 Think for a second, Josh. 1733 01:10:11,178 --> 01:10:12,178 Fuck, Dad. 1734 01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:15,781 - Fuck. - Joshie. 1735 01:10:21,388 --> 01:10:24,022 All this because a guy beat off on a girl's butt. 1736 01:10:31,532 --> 01:10:33,265 - Come on. 1737 01:10:37,471 --> 01:10:39,004 OK. 1738 01:10:39,005 --> 01:10:40,538 Where do you wanna go, the bed or maybe sit in the chair? 1739 01:10:40,541 --> 01:10:43,108 - The bed. - OK, can you... 1740 01:10:43,110 --> 01:10:44,510 - No, no, I got it. - OK. 1741 01:10:44,512 --> 01:10:46,145 I'm fine. Close the door. 1742 01:10:47,481 --> 01:10:49,114 How'd you sleep last night, huh? 1743 01:10:50,551 --> 01:10:53,218 - I coughed bad. - Ah, shit. 1744 01:10:53,220 --> 01:10:55,921 - You want to play some gin? - I'm sorry, honey. 1745 01:10:55,923 --> 01:11:00,392 I, I, I can't, I just wanna lie down. 1746 01:11:00,394 --> 01:11:02,428 - OK. - Where's my pill? 1747 01:11:02,429 --> 01:11:04,549 Where the fuck is that nurse with the pill? 1748 01:11:05,032 --> 01:11:07,499 - You wanna drink some gin? All right. 1749 01:11:07,501 --> 01:11:11,003 For the last two years, your grandmother, 1750 01:11:11,005 --> 01:11:13,839 mind you, an 86-year-old woman, 1751 01:11:14,542 --> 01:11:18,977 has had double heart bypass, laparoscopic kidney surgery, 1752 01:11:18,979 --> 01:11:22,381 several painful melanoma biopsies and removals 1753 01:11:22,383 --> 01:11:24,449 from her face and her left arm, 1754 01:11:24,451 --> 01:11:28,320 four months of chemotherapy, two months of radiation. 1755 01:11:29,557 --> 01:11:34,026 Kids, your grandmother has fought like a Bengal tiger. 1756 01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:37,129 OK, well, then we got to put her on the morphine drip 1757 01:11:37,131 --> 01:11:40,232 because that's what she said she wants, if it comes to this. 1758 01:11:40,234 --> 01:11:42,100 - That's what... - Wait, sorry, Mom. What about dialysis? 1759 01:11:42,102 --> 01:11:44,336 She changed her mind about that. David, you changed her mind, 1760 01:11:44,338 --> 01:11:46,505 so dialysis is for the kidneys, the kidneys... 1761 01:11:46,507 --> 01:11:49,408 She doesn't know how sick or hopeless it is. 1762 01:11:49,410 --> 01:11:51,410 OK, so the three to six months that you guys were talking about, 1763 01:11:51,412 --> 01:11:53,378 what was that? That was, like, two days ago. 1764 01:11:53,380 --> 01:11:59,284 That was Dr. Runciter's diagnosis and it was a few days ago, not my own. 1765 01:11:59,587 --> 01:12:01,086 I hope he's having fun on vacation. 1766 01:12:01,088 --> 01:12:02,187 - She has been... - You understand, 1767 01:12:02,189 --> 01:12:03,856 I can't listen to you anymore. 1768 01:12:03,858 --> 01:12:05,190 He's like Dr. Kevorkian. 1769 01:12:05,192 --> 01:12:07,092 OK, so, please. 1770 01:12:08,529 --> 01:12:10,329 How long, how long does she have to live? 1771 01:12:10,331 --> 01:12:13,232 Well, Dr. Runciter and I agree now 1772 01:12:13,234 --> 01:12:17,302 that it's either a couple of weeks 1773 01:12:17,304 --> 01:12:19,471 of very uncomfortable living 1774 01:12:19,473 --> 01:12:21,640 if we continue on the current path, 1775 01:12:21,642 --> 01:12:24,943 or several comfortable days 1776 01:12:24,945 --> 01:12:27,646 if we put her on the morphine drip as Mom says. 1777 01:12:27,648 --> 01:12:29,014 - OK. 1778 01:12:29,016 --> 01:12:30,216 Days. 1779 01:12:30,217 --> 01:12:31,417 That's what we're gonna 1780 01:12:31,418 --> 01:12:32,778 - have to do. 1781 01:12:37,057 --> 01:12:38,057 I don't know. 1782 01:12:40,594 --> 01:12:42,127 - Hey. - Hey, buddy, how you doing? 1783 01:12:42,129 --> 01:12:44,196 Here he is, look at him, the man of the hour. 1784 01:12:44,198 --> 01:12:45,664 Benny and the Jets. 1785 01:12:45,666 --> 01:12:47,533 - What do you want? - "What do you want"? 1786 01:12:47,534 --> 01:12:49,401 That's how you're going to greet your brothers and your sister? 1787 01:12:49,403 --> 01:12:51,436 - Just want to talk to our dad. - You're not my brother, 1788 01:12:51,438 --> 01:12:53,205 - you're not my sister! - Yeah, we are. 1789 01:12:53,207 --> 01:12:54,473 - We got to talk to our dad. - No, you're not! 1790 01:12:54,475 --> 01:12:56,008 - Yes, we are! - Excuse me, 1791 01:12:56,010 --> 01:12:57,476 - why are you yelling in my house? - I'm not yelling. 1792 01:12:57,478 --> 01:12:59,211 Hey, Sherry, I'm sorry to interrupt dinner. 1793 01:12:59,213 --> 01:13:01,613 Guys, guys, guys, what are you doing here? 1794 01:13:01,615 --> 01:13:03,181 I think you know what we're doing here. 1795 01:13:03,183 --> 01:13:05,484 - We need you, Dad. - I don't mind you stopping by, 1796 01:13:05,486 --> 01:13:09,521 but all I ask is that you call first, OK? 1797 01:13:09,523 --> 01:13:12,624 But, hey, you're here, it's OK. 1798 01:13:13,494 --> 01:13:16,528 - I got some food. Want some food? - Dad. Dad, can we talk to you 1799 01:13:16,530 --> 01:13:18,330 - in private real quick? - No, no, actually, you can't 1800 01:13:18,332 --> 01:13:20,666 - because we're in the middle of dinner. - What is it? 1801 01:13:20,668 --> 01:13:23,302 OK, you need to stop what you're doing right now 1802 01:13:23,304 --> 01:13:24,569 and you need to come with us to the hospital 1803 01:13:24,571 --> 01:13:26,238 to see Grandma right now. 1804 01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:28,640 - It's bad. - They have Grandma on a morphine drip. 1805 01:13:28,642 --> 01:13:31,510 - Yeah, and we're in the middle of a family dinner right now. - Yeah, I can see that. 1806 01:13:31,512 --> 01:13:33,512 Sherry, I really don't want to fight with you right now 1807 01:13:33,514 --> 01:13:35,280 and I really don't want to do it in front of Ben. 1808 01:13:35,282 --> 01:13:37,482 Can we, can we, can we just do this tomorrow? 1809 01:13:37,484 --> 01:13:39,618 - You know? Honestly... - Jeff, I don't need this... 1810 01:13:39,620 --> 01:13:41,019 - Hold on, Sherry! - Don't need this. 1811 01:13:41,021 --> 01:13:42,287 There might not be a tomorrow, Dad. 1812 01:13:42,289 --> 01:13:43,956 Ben, can you just tell him to go in his room? 1813 01:13:43,958 --> 01:13:45,190 No, you can't tell me where to go. 1814 01:13:45,192 --> 01:13:46,959 How dare you tell my son what to do? 1815 01:13:46,961 --> 01:13:49,194 I didn't tell him what to do, I asked my father... 1816 01:13:49,196 --> 01:13:50,462 - You walk in here... - We're trying! 1817 01:13:50,464 --> 01:13:53,665 - Calm down! - All right, all right, enough, stop! 1818 01:13:53,667 --> 01:13:56,001 - Enough! - Come over here, sweetheart. 1819 01:13:56,003 --> 01:13:59,171 Josh, sit down! David, sit! 1820 01:13:59,173 --> 01:14:00,706 - Dad... - Jackie, sit down! 1821 01:14:00,708 --> 01:14:06,144 We are going to have a family meal together! Goddammit! 1822 01:14:06,146 --> 01:14:07,579 And now he's yelling. 1823 01:14:11,518 --> 01:14:15,687 All I want is, is, is peace between you... 1824 01:14:17,324 --> 01:14:18,623 and in my life. 1825 01:14:20,527 --> 01:14:22,995 How is it not possible? What can I do? 1826 01:14:22,997 --> 01:14:25,597 What more can I do for all of you? 1827 01:14:27,101 --> 01:14:28,734 Nothing, Dad, it's not that. 1828 01:14:28,736 --> 01:14:31,570 - You wonder why I don't want you here? This is why. - OK. 1829 01:14:31,572 --> 01:14:33,305 What, when has this ever happened before? 1830 01:14:33,307 --> 01:14:35,607 - When does it not happen? - Dad, this woman... 1831 01:14:35,609 --> 01:14:38,110 - Well, excuse me, who is this woman? - OK, Sherry. 1832 01:14:38,112 --> 01:14:41,213 This woman, Sherry, your wife, she will make you miserable 1833 01:14:41,215 --> 01:14:43,215 - every single day of your life. - I told you, d'you hear that? 1834 01:14:43,217 --> 01:14:45,117 - I told you they hated me. - Doesn't matter what you do. 1835 01:14:45,119 --> 01:14:47,386 - They hate me! - She will find a way for you to feel like a disappointment 1836 01:14:47,388 --> 01:14:48,754 - every day of your life. - They want you to hate me! 1837 01:14:48,756 --> 01:14:50,389 You hear it, I told you! 1838 01:14:50,391 --> 01:14:54,726 Jeff. OK, well, since my husband isn't going to do it, 1839 01:14:54,728 --> 01:14:57,329 I'm going to have to ask you all now to leave. 1840 01:14:57,331 --> 01:14:58,797 Sherry, we're not going anywhere without our father. 1841 01:14:58,799 --> 01:15:00,232 - We're not doing that. - Then, I guess 1842 01:15:00,234 --> 01:15:01,366 I have to call the police. 1843 01:15:01,368 --> 01:15:03,535 - Oh, yeah, call the cops. - Call the police. 1844 01:15:03,537 --> 01:15:06,038 All right, everybody, just relax. 1845 01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:07,629 - That's not necessary. - You're leaving me no choice. 1846 01:15:07,630 --> 01:15:09,219 - You don't have to call the police. - You invade my home! 1847 01:15:09,220 --> 01:15:10,809 You're making my child terrified. 1848 01:15:10,811 --> 01:15:12,561 You're terrifying your child right now. 1849 01:15:12,562 --> 01:15:14,312 - OK, here we go, Jeff. - Dad. 1850 01:15:14,314 --> 01:15:16,314 - Here we go. - Look at me, Dad. 1851 01:15:16,784 --> 01:15:18,517 Look, dad, look at me. 1852 01:15:18,519 --> 01:15:22,654 If it comes to divorce over this, to hell with her. 1853 01:15:23,490 --> 01:15:24,490 She's dying, Dad. 1854 01:15:25,559 --> 01:15:26,559 She'd dying. 1855 01:15:30,230 --> 01:15:31,630 Dad, I know that you love Grandma 1856 01:15:31,632 --> 01:15:33,352 like your own mother, I know that. 1857 01:15:35,235 --> 01:15:38,470 You've got an army of people who love you at your back. 1858 01:15:39,706 --> 01:15:41,506 Come to the hospital and see. 1859 01:15:43,377 --> 01:15:44,377 I'm dialing. 1860 01:16:02,729 --> 01:16:05,630 I'm gonna go out for a little while. 1861 01:16:05,632 --> 01:16:09,501 I love you and I will be back soon. 1862 01:16:09,503 --> 01:16:12,304 And, you, take care of Mama, OK? 1863 01:16:13,173 --> 01:16:15,507 - Dad, can I go with you? - Stay here and take care of Mama. 1864 01:16:24,485 --> 01:16:27,252 Hey, hey, look, you, listen to me. 1865 01:16:27,721 --> 01:16:29,654 - I am your brother, OK? - Oh, my God. 1866 01:16:30,357 --> 01:16:32,324 And he's your brother, and she's your sister, 1867 01:16:32,326 --> 01:16:34,192 and you got two nieces, and a third one on the way, 1868 01:16:34,194 --> 01:16:35,794 and we miss you, and we love you. 1869 01:16:36,363 --> 01:16:37,896 And any time you need anything, 1870 01:16:37,898 --> 01:16:40,432 - anything at all, you call us. - That is enough out of you! 1871 01:16:40,434 --> 01:16:42,701 - Get out! - I'll be there for you, because we are family. 1872 01:16:42,703 --> 01:16:44,469 Get out of my home. 1873 01:17:10,731 --> 01:17:11,731 Hi, beautiful. 1874 01:17:15,936 --> 01:17:16,936 Hi. 1875 01:17:20,908 --> 01:17:22,607 The hell are we doing here? 1876 01:17:23,911 --> 01:17:26,545 Huh? I got an idea. 1877 01:17:27,748 --> 01:17:28,680 Grab a sweater. 1878 01:17:28,682 --> 01:17:31,850 We'll go on and we'll get a bottle of the good stuff. 1879 01:17:31,852 --> 01:17:34,186 We'll put it in a paper bag, we'll go to the park, 1880 01:17:34,188 --> 01:17:37,489 we'll get a transistor radio, we'll put on WFAN, 1881 01:17:37,491 --> 01:17:39,724 we'll listen to John Sterling and that woman, 1882 01:17:40,894 --> 01:17:43,895 and then you'll tell me stories of... 1883 01:17:47,267 --> 01:17:48,333 What do you think? 1884 01:17:48,335 --> 01:17:51,236 - Let's get out of here. 1885 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:54,439 Let's blow this joint. 1886 01:17:57,511 --> 01:17:58,511 You know what? 1887 01:18:02,382 --> 01:18:05,684 These kids hit the jackpot when they got you as a grandma. 1888 01:18:07,221 --> 01:18:09,021 They're the luckiest kids in the world. 1889 01:18:09,723 --> 01:18:10,789 I love you. 1890 01:18:13,227 --> 01:18:14,227 I miss you. 1891 01:18:18,265 --> 01:18:19,531 And I'm really sorry. 1892 01:18:43,290 --> 01:18:45,290 It's going to take weeks, and weeks, and weeks. 1893 01:18:45,292 --> 01:18:47,325 - I'm only halfway done. - I see, darling. 1894 01:18:47,327 --> 01:18:49,087 What's going on, you guys? 1895 01:18:49,963 --> 01:18:51,796 It's really upsetting. What is this? 1896 01:18:52,633 --> 01:18:55,267 - What's he doing? - I hate it. 1897 01:18:55,269 --> 01:18:57,035 I don't know what upsets me more, 1898 01:18:57,037 --> 01:18:59,871 Grandma being in a coma, or watching Mom and Dad flirt like that. 1899 01:18:59,873 --> 01:19:02,340 I mean, these poor bastard's never going to learn. 1900 01:19:02,342 --> 01:19:04,809 He's never going to fucking learn. 1901 01:19:04,811 --> 01:19:08,580 He thinks I'm interested, so we just never tell him, 1902 01:19:08,582 --> 01:19:09,814 and I'll show it to you. 1903 01:19:50,891 --> 01:19:52,791 - Sure you got everything? You got... - Yes. 1904 01:19:52,793 --> 01:19:54,526 Hey, you want some of those leftovers? I can run up 1905 01:19:54,528 --> 01:19:56,528 - and get you that sandwich from last night. - No. I'm not hungry. 1906 01:19:56,530 --> 01:19:57,762 - You sure? - Yeah. 1907 01:19:57,764 --> 01:19:59,464 - You can eat it on the plane. - Is this the guy? 1908 01:19:59,466 --> 01:20:00,999 You got everything you should? 'Cause I feel like 1909 01:20:01,001 --> 01:20:02,400 - you had more bags than this. - No. 1910 01:20:02,402 --> 01:20:03,802 - You got your charger, computer? - Yes. 1911 01:20:03,804 --> 01:20:05,704 - Hi, for Caterina? - You sure you have your phone? 1912 01:20:05,706 --> 01:20:06,705 - Yes. - Thank you. 1913 01:20:06,707 --> 01:20:08,006 Look, yeah, I got the phone. 1914 01:20:08,008 --> 01:20:09,458 - OK, OK. - You asked me 10,000 times. 1915 01:20:09,459 --> 01:20:10,909 - It's OK, happy? - OK. 1916 01:20:12,479 --> 01:20:13,812 Hey, why don't you stay one more week? 1917 01:20:13,814 --> 01:20:15,513 - No. No, no. - I'll pay the flight change. 1918 01:20:15,515 --> 01:20:17,349 - It's time, it's time. I have to go home. - One week. 1919 01:20:17,351 --> 01:20:21,986 - I miss my sister, I miss my dog, I miss my home. - OK. 1920 01:20:21,988 --> 01:20:24,022 - OK. - Are you gonna come back? 1921 01:20:24,024 --> 01:20:27,459 - No, I don't think so. Maybe, maybe not. - Oh. 1922 01:20:27,461 --> 01:20:29,527 - I don't know. - You're never coming back? 1923 01:20:31,031 --> 01:20:33,031 All right, so this is it, so this is goodbye. 1924 01:20:34,735 --> 01:20:35,834 I miss you, OK? 1925 01:20:35,836 --> 01:20:37,702 Yeah, I miss you, too. 1926 01:20:37,704 --> 01:20:38,970 Good luck with your job. 1927 01:20:39,673 --> 01:20:41,473 - Thanks. - And with your grandma. 1928 01:20:41,475 --> 01:20:42,540 Thanks. 1929 01:20:42,542 --> 01:20:47,545 And, and, um, thank you for everything you do. 1930 01:20:48,682 --> 01:20:49,781 - OK? - OK. 1931 01:20:49,783 --> 01:20:51,449 - OK, ciao. - Ciao. 1932 01:20:52,552 --> 01:20:55,553 Wait, give me, give me a hug. Come here. 1933 01:20:58,792 --> 01:21:02,894 It's OK. You know, to be alone sometimes? 1934 01:21:05,632 --> 01:21:06,865 It's really not that bad. 1935 01:21:11,838 --> 01:21:12,904 Definitely not. 1936 01:21:31,892 --> 01:21:32,892 OK. 1937 01:21:45,839 --> 01:21:48,473 - Josh. - Hey, buddy, sorry, I, I... 1938 01:21:48,475 --> 01:21:50,141 traffic's really bad, I'm going to be, like, 1939 01:21:50,143 --> 01:21:52,110 20 minutes, probably, so, why don't you just go to work. 1940 01:21:52,112 --> 01:21:53,478 But I'll be there soon. 1941 01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:55,580 - Sorry. - Josh, she's dead. 1942 01:22:00,187 --> 01:22:01,119 Really, you're not... 1943 01:22:01,121 --> 01:22:05,890 - No, for real, Dave? You're not just... - Yeah, she passed. 1944 01:22:07,561 --> 01:22:10,462 Uh, yeah, 20 minutes ago. 1945 01:22:11,097 --> 01:22:14,532 I was rubbing her head, telling her I loved her. 1946 01:22:15,168 --> 01:22:18,102 - Jesus. - Jackie had to leave the room. 1947 01:22:19,172 --> 01:22:22,073 Mom, mom just got here. 1948 01:22:23,710 --> 01:22:25,677 - I'm so sorry, Mom. - I got to tell her. 1949 01:22:25,679 --> 01:22:26,679 I'm so sorry. 1950 01:22:28,081 --> 01:22:29,147 Me too. 1951 01:22:30,984 --> 01:22:32,250 Sorry I wasn't there. 1952 01:23:06,086 --> 01:23:09,020 So, I want to thank Jennifer for coming in today. 1953 01:23:10,190 --> 01:23:11,122 You too, Josh. 1954 01:23:11,124 --> 01:23:15,026 I just want to say, I think it takes a lot of courage to be here. 1955 01:23:15,595 --> 01:23:16,728 And... 1956 01:23:16,730 --> 01:23:19,664 we're eager to hear what you have to say. 1957 01:23:23,169 --> 01:23:25,270 OK, so... 1958 01:23:27,908 --> 01:23:30,608 from my perspective, 1959 01:23:31,244 --> 01:23:33,244 what I saw that day was... 1960 01:23:34,714 --> 01:23:36,581 a passionate, 1961 01:23:36,850 --> 01:23:38,716 enthusiastic... 1962 01:23:39,653 --> 01:23:42,654 Inexperienced, assertive, 1963 01:23:42,656 --> 01:23:47,125 and powerful male professor, 1964 01:23:47,594 --> 01:23:49,093 even if well-meaning... 1965 01:23:50,063 --> 01:23:52,630 pressuring, intimidating, 1966 01:23:52,632 --> 01:23:58,136 and... badgering a timid female student of his 1967 01:23:58,772 --> 01:24:02,340 into exposing a deeply personal sexual experience 1968 01:24:02,342 --> 01:24:05,777 in front of an entire class of her peers, right? 1969 01:24:05,779 --> 01:24:07,779 I mean, that's what I saw. 1970 01:24:08,882 --> 01:24:12,817 So, that experience made me fearful 1971 01:24:12,819 --> 01:24:14,819 that it could happen to me, 1972 01:24:15,789 --> 01:24:18,923 but it also wasn't easy watching it happen to someone else. 1973 01:24:20,126 --> 01:24:21,159 And, um... 1974 01:24:21,161 --> 01:24:26,798 it was triggering due to personal experiences 1975 01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,633 that I've had in my life. 1976 01:24:29,703 --> 01:24:31,903 So, when I decided that I no longer 1977 01:24:31,905 --> 01:24:34,038 felt comfortable returning to your class, 1978 01:24:34,741 --> 01:24:38,242 I reached out to you through appropriate channels 1979 01:24:38,244 --> 01:24:40,678 that the school made available to me. 1980 01:24:42,148 --> 01:24:48,720 Um, and you approached me in person outside of class, 1981 01:24:49,756 --> 01:24:52,390 whe... where I felt even less safe. 1982 01:24:54,728 --> 01:24:58,062 Now, whether that makes any sense to you, Josh, 1983 01:24:58,064 --> 01:25:01,866 or Mary, or any of my fellow students, that's how I felt. 1984 01:25:03,370 --> 01:25:04,802 We understand. 1985 01:25:05,872 --> 01:25:06,872 Thank you. 1986 01:25:08,675 --> 01:25:11,709 Uh, Josh, is there anything you'd like to add? 1987 01:25:13,413 --> 01:25:17,382 Well, first of all, thank you for sharing that. Um... 1988 01:25:17,984 --> 01:25:21,986 I actually do understand better why you feel the way you do, 1989 01:25:23,023 --> 01:25:25,757 and I had never thought about it like that, 1990 01:25:25,759 --> 01:25:29,227 and whether you come back to class or not, 1991 01:25:29,229 --> 01:25:34,132 or I continue to teach here or not, I'll remember it. 1992 01:25:34,734 --> 01:25:36,167 And I will learn from it. 1993 01:25:37,437 --> 01:25:40,905 And, um, try to be better. 1994 01:25:41,775 --> 01:25:44,942 And I'm personally sorry 1995 01:25:44,944 --> 01:25:46,744 I put you through that experience. 1996 01:25:47,947 --> 01:25:49,113 I really am. 1997 01:25:54,721 --> 01:25:55,687 Jennifer? 1998 01:25:55,689 --> 01:25:59,824 Would you be open to returning to Josh's class? 1999 01:26:15,308 --> 01:26:16,308 No. 2000 01:26:18,912 --> 01:26:20,845 Could we just get David to come pick us up? 2001 01:26:20,847 --> 01:26:22,313 - No, we cannot. No. - Or Mom, Pam, somebody? 2002 01:26:22,315 --> 01:26:23,381 - Why? - No. 2003 01:26:23,383 --> 01:26:25,116 'Cause they're setting up a memorial. 2004 01:26:25,118 --> 01:26:27,285 - So? - And it's a mile away. 2005 01:26:27,287 --> 01:26:29,854 And we do this every day in New York City, where we live. 2006 01:26:29,856 --> 01:26:31,355 I know, but you're wearing a dress, 2007 01:26:31,357 --> 01:26:32,857 and I'm sweating through 2008 01:26:32,859 --> 01:26:35,226 - my fucking suit. - Take off your jacket. 2009 01:26:35,228 --> 01:26:37,028 - Fine. 2010 01:26:37,030 --> 01:26:38,996 - It's like a minefield. - Dogs shit everywhere. 2011 01:26:38,998 --> 01:26:40,331 - These kids are spoiled. - Yeah, I get it. 2012 01:26:40,333 --> 01:26:42,213 Listen, here they are, what do you think? 2013 01:26:42,402 --> 01:26:44,769 - My trees of life. - It's great. This is great. 2014 01:26:44,771 --> 01:26:46,137 They're going to grow, they're going... 2015 01:26:46,139 --> 01:26:47,872 Yeah, they're bushes, but they're... 2016 01:26:47,874 --> 01:26:49,741 They're not bushes, these are trees. 2017 01:26:49,743 --> 01:26:53,211 These trees are gonna get big, my kids are gonna climb 'em... 2018 01:26:53,213 --> 01:26:55,213 I don't think berries grow on trees. 2019 01:26:55,215 --> 01:26:57,448 - It's a berry bush. - Those aren't berries, those are seedlings, Josh. 2020 01:26:57,450 --> 01:26:59,383 - David it's a fucking berry. - Don't pick those off. 2021 01:26:59,385 --> 01:27:02,286 - Those fall and they re-blossom. - All right, fine. It's really nice. 2022 01:27:02,288 --> 01:27:03,321 - It looks rustic. - So, what did you do? 2023 01:27:03,323 --> 01:27:05,356 Would you just sprinkle the ashes on top, 2024 01:27:05,358 --> 01:27:07,525 - or how do you do it? - No, man, I got in there. 2025 01:27:07,527 --> 01:27:10,027 - I mixed her right into the soil before we planted. - For real? 2026 01:27:10,029 --> 01:27:13,297 - Yeah, both of them. - Ah, man, I wish you'd told me you were doing that. 2027 01:27:13,299 --> 01:27:15,399 I would have liked to spread the ashes with you. 2028 01:27:17,170 --> 01:27:19,250 I knew you were going to want to do that, Joshie. 2029 01:27:19,773 --> 01:27:22,006 I knew you were going to do that. So, I got something for you. 2030 01:27:22,008 --> 01:27:23,441 It's kind of a special thing. 2031 01:27:23,443 --> 01:27:25,777 - Oh, it is a special, it's a very special thing you do. - Aww! 2032 01:27:25,779 --> 01:27:27,211 Come here, put your hand out. 2033 01:27:27,213 --> 01:27:29,213 - Oh, right. Were those the ashes? - Come on, put your hand out. 2034 01:27:29,215 --> 01:27:31,015 - Get out of here, I don't... - Don't be a fucking pussy 2035 01:27:31,017 --> 01:27:32,450 your whole life, put your hand out. 2036 01:27:32,452 --> 01:27:35,787 You think I believe you got ashes in a fucking Alt. 2037 01:27:35,789 --> 01:27:37,855 - Get out of here! - What are you talking, come on, be careful! 2038 01:27:37,857 --> 01:27:39,490 That's Grandma and Grandpa. I thought you might want to sprinkle... 2039 01:27:39,492 --> 01:27:41,826 You're joking, tell me you're joking. That's not Grandma. 2040 01:27:41,828 --> 01:27:43,394 - I thought you wanna be a part of this. - David. 2041 01:27:43,396 --> 01:27:44,929 - Pay your respects. - Don't be a Dick. 2042 01:27:44,931 --> 01:27:46,998 I don't want you to feel left out. You're always complaining. 2043 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,533 - You're full of shit. - This time I thought about you. 2044 01:27:48,535 --> 01:27:50,001 Come on, spread 'em out. By the way, Melissa's 2045 01:27:50,002 --> 01:27:51,468 - in the house, did you see her? - What? 2046 01:27:51,471 --> 01:27:53,104 She's in there. You didn't run into her? 2047 01:27:53,106 --> 01:27:54,806 - She's here? - No, dude, we hired her back. 2048 01:27:54,808 --> 01:27:56,841 It's great, I offered her more money and she accepted. 2049 01:27:56,843 --> 01:27:59,210 - She didn't think twice. - Please tell me you're joking. 2050 01:27:59,212 --> 01:28:01,045 - Please tell me she's not inside. - No, she's in there. 2051 01:28:01,047 --> 01:28:02,580 - You'll run into her. - Are you fucking kidding? 2052 01:28:02,582 --> 01:28:04,248 - It's cute. Everything's beautiful. - You're a dick. 2053 01:28:04,250 --> 01:28:06,534 - No, Josh, it's beautiful. - You are such an asshole. 2054 01:28:06,535 --> 01:28:08,819 I'm not a dick and you're not a dick either. 2055 01:28:08,822 --> 01:28:10,922 Let me tell you something, I love you. 2056 01:28:10,924 --> 01:28:11,989 - Oh, my God. - I love you so much. 2057 01:28:11,991 --> 01:28:13,024 - I'm gonna... - Sprinkle those. 2058 01:28:13,026 --> 01:28:14,592 - Get out. - Don't. Put 'em in the thing. 2059 01:28:14,594 --> 01:28:16,427 - Garden of life. True life. - David. 2060 01:28:16,429 --> 01:28:17,962 Is she in there, really? 2061 01:28:24,604 --> 01:28:28,439 Agatha Margaret Klein, who I call More Grandma, which means great-grandma, 2062 01:28:28,441 --> 01:28:32,944 was born in July 14th, 1930 in Frankfurt, Germany. 2063 01:28:32,946 --> 01:28:35,580 Agatha was the daughter of a clothing manufacturer named 2064 01:28:35,582 --> 01:28:38,916 Stanley Klein and a housewife named Rose. 2065 01:28:41,087 --> 01:28:44,088 She lived a very happy life with her older sister, Ursula, 2066 01:28:44,090 --> 01:28:47,091 until Germany was taken over by Adolph Hitler, 2067 01:28:47,093 --> 01:28:48,893 who didn't like Jewish people. 2068 01:28:48,895 --> 01:28:50,428 Agatha, along with her sister, 2069 01:28:50,430 --> 01:28:53,197 fled Germany when she was only 10 years old 2070 01:28:53,199 --> 01:28:54,532 to live in the countryside of England 2071 01:28:54,534 --> 01:28:56,200 where she learned how to speak English 2072 01:28:56,202 --> 01:28:58,302 and ate a lot of new food like Yorkshire pudding, 2073 01:28:58,304 --> 01:28:59,503 which was her favorite. 2074 01:28:59,505 --> 01:29:03,007 After the war, Agatha reunited with her family 2075 01:29:03,009 --> 01:29:04,876 and moved to Queens, New York, to live, 2076 01:29:04,878 --> 01:29:07,211 where she has lived for the past 73 years. 2077 01:29:09,015 --> 01:29:11,649 Back then, it was hard for a woman to get a better job, 2078 01:29:11,651 --> 01:29:14,118 so she worked as a secretary so she could learn 2079 01:29:14,120 --> 01:29:16,921 how to type faster than anyone else that she worked with. 2080 01:29:16,923 --> 01:29:18,556 She was also very good at math. 2081 01:29:19,158 --> 01:29:21,292 Later, she married her first love, 2082 01:29:21,294 --> 01:29:23,327 Jules Rossini, my great-grandpa. 2083 01:29:24,430 --> 01:29:27,598 They remained married for 51 years until he passed away. 2084 01:29:27,600 --> 01:29:30,534 She still misses him a lot, every single day. 2085 01:29:31,604 --> 01:29:33,537 She cries each time she talks about him. 2086 01:29:34,340 --> 01:29:37,041 They had two daughters, my great-aunt Alissa 2087 01:29:37,043 --> 01:29:38,542 and my grandma Diane. 2088 01:29:38,544 --> 01:29:39,544 That's me. 2089 01:29:40,446 --> 01:29:41,445 Josh, you ever smoke? 2090 01:29:41,447 --> 01:29:43,180 Oh, my God, yes. 2091 01:29:43,182 --> 01:29:45,182 Agatha says she has lived a very long life 2092 01:29:45,184 --> 01:29:46,684 and is very proud of her children, 2093 01:29:46,686 --> 01:29:49,086 grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. 2094 01:29:49,589 --> 01:29:50,554 That's it. 2095 01:29:50,556 --> 01:29:51,589 - Oh. 2096 01:29:51,591 --> 01:29:52,623 - Yes. - Yay. 2097 01:29:52,625 --> 01:29:54,091 - So good. - Love it. 2098 01:29:54,093 --> 01:29:55,059 Woo! 2099 01:29:55,061 --> 01:29:56,160 - Yes. - A plus. 2100 01:29:58,398 --> 01:29:59,964 - Hey, Josh. 2101 01:29:59,966 --> 01:30:02,934 - Yeah? - What happened to that other girl? 2102 01:30:02,936 --> 01:30:05,336 - Who? - The Italian, what was wrong with her? 2103 01:30:05,338 --> 01:30:07,305 Wait, which one? 'Cause there are so many, I'm sure... 2104 01:30:07,307 --> 01:30:08,973 You know, there's not so many. 2105 01:30:08,975 --> 01:30:10,574 Caterina, nothing's wrong with her. 2106 01:30:10,576 --> 01:30:12,109 She was just here for two months, 2107 01:30:12,111 --> 01:30:13,511 but she had to go home, so she left. 2108 01:30:13,513 --> 01:30:15,479 - She wanted to go home. - Well, that's too bad. 2109 01:30:15,481 --> 01:30:17,048 What about that Melissa? 2110 01:30:17,050 --> 01:30:19,550 - What's with her? - The nanny. She was cute, I liked her. 2111 01:30:19,552 --> 01:30:21,452 You know, honestly, there's a part of me that believes 2112 01:30:21,454 --> 01:30:23,488 she was just aiming for a raise the whole time, 2113 01:30:23,489 --> 01:30:25,523 - and was using me. - Oh, God! 2114 01:30:25,525 --> 01:30:28,159 - Ma, don't laugh. - You know, David worries about money. 2115 01:30:28,161 --> 01:30:30,528 - It's a real concern. - David's a good daddy. 2116 01:30:30,530 --> 01:30:31,629 Yes, he is. 2117 01:30:31,631 --> 01:30:34,165 There's too much dog shit in that yard, though. 2118 01:30:34,167 --> 01:30:37,468 - Aw, sweetie, that feels so good. - I gotcha. 2119 01:30:39,038 --> 01:30:40,638 Oh, thanks for the ride home, Dad. 2120 01:30:40,640 --> 01:30:41,706 - Yeah. 2121 01:30:41,708 --> 01:30:43,892 - Happy to do it. - Yes, thanks, Jeff. 2122 01:30:43,893 --> 01:30:46,077 - Thanks. - OK. Here we go.