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After I killed them,
I dropped the gun in the Thames,

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washed the residue off me hands
in the bathroom of a Burger King,

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and walked home
to await instructions.

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Shortly thereafter,
the instructions came through.

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"Get the fuck out of London,
youse dumb fucks.

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"Get to Bruges"

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I didn't even know
where Bruges fucking was.

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It's in Belgium.

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Bruges is a shithole.

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Bruges is
not a shithole.

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Bruges is a shithole.

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Ray, we've only just
got off the fucking train.

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Could we reserve judgment on Bruges
until we've seen the fucking place?

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I know it's gonna be
a shithole.

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Shithole.

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I think you have a couple of rooms
booked under Cranham and Blakely?

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Yes. No, we have one room booked.

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One twin room.
Booked for two weeks.

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Two weeks!

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Do you have another room?

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No, I'm afraid we're fully booked.

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With Christmas,
everywhere is fully booked.

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Okay.

24
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It's very pretty.

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I'm not being funny,
we can't stay here.

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We've got to stay here
until he rings.

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Well, what if he doesn't
ring for two weeks?

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Then we stay here for two weeks.

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For two weeks? In fucking Bruges?

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In a room like this?

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With you? No way!

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Ray, I really don't like to say this.

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You really don't like to say what?

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Well. You know?

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Fucking bring that up.

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Do you think this is good?

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Do I think what's good?

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You know, going round in a boat,
looking at stuff.

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Yes, I do.

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It's called "sightseeing."

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Oh, look at that.

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It's a former hospital.

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From the 1100s.

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Bruges is the most
well-preserved medieval town

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in the whole of Belgium, apparently.

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Coming up?

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What's up there?

48
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The view.

49
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The view of what?

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The view of down here?
I can see that from down here.

51
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Ray, you're about
the worst tourist in the whole world.

52
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Ken, I grew up in Dublin.
I love Dublin.

53
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If I'd grown up on a
farm and was retarded,

54
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Bruges might impress me.

55
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But I didn't, so it doesn't.

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Trying to get rid of me coins.

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3, 3.50, 4,

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4.10, 4.20, 4.30,
4.40, 4.50, 4.60,

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4.70,

60
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4.80,

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4.90.

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Will you take 4.90?

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Entry is 5 euro.

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Come on, man,
it's only 10 cents.

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Entry is 5 euro.

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Happy in your work?

67
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Very happy.

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I like it here.

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Been to the top of the tower?

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Yeah. Yeah, it's rubbish.

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It is? The guidebook says
it's a "must-see".

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Well, you lot ain't going up there.

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Pardon me? Why?

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I mean, it's all windy stairs.
I'm not being funny.

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What exactly are you
trying to say?

76
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What exactly
am I trying to say?

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Youse are a bunch
of fucking elephants!

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Right, you.

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Come on, leave it, fatty.

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You know, you're just
the rudest man. The rudest man!

81
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What's all that about?

82
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They're not going up there.

83
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Hey, guys, I wouldn't go up there.
It's really narrow.

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Screw you, motherfucker!

85
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Americans, isn't it?

86
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Now, this is more like it.
Proper holidays.

87
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One gay beer
for my gay friend,

88
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and one normal beer for me,
because I am normal.

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This is the life.

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We're not staying here getting pissed.

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We are quietly sightseeing,
like he says,

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and awaiting his call
to see what we do next.

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This is my vote
on what we should do.

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We give it another day,
two days, max.

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Then we check the papers again,
and if there's still nothing in them,

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we phone him and say, "Harry,
thank you for the trip to Bruges,

97
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"it's been very nice, all the
old buildings and that,

98
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"but we're coming back to London now,
and hide out in a proper country,

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"where it isn't all just
fucking chocolates."

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My vote would be
we quietly sightsee, like he says,

101
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and await his call
to see what we do next.

102
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You don't even know
we're here hiding out.

103
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What are you talking about?

104
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You don't even know
we're not here on a job.

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- What, on a job?
- Yeah.

106
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- Here in Bruges?
- Yeah.

107
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- Here in Bruges, on a job?
- Yeah.

108
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Why? What did he actually say?

109
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He didn't actually say anything.

110
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- Then why do you think it might be?
- I don't think anything.

111
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But it's a bit fucking
over-elaborate, isn't it?

112
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- "Go take him to hide out."
- "Go take him to hide out where?"

113
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"Go take him to hide out
in fucking Bruges."

114
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You can hide out in Croydon.

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Or Coventry.

116
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It is a bit over-elaborate.

117
00:10:00,473 --> 00:10:01,822
But we haven't got any guns.

118
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Harry can get guns anywhere.

119
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He's not gonna ring tonight.

120
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He's not gonna ring tonight.

121
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Let's go out.

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- Go out where?
- The pub.

123
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No!

124
00:11:02,006 --> 00:11:04,089
Let's go out and have a look
at some of the...

125
00:11:04,089 --> 00:11:06,720
All the old medieval
buildings and that.

126
00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:10,264
Because I bet they look even
better at night, all lit up.

127
00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:15,831
Yes!

128
00:11:25,306 --> 00:11:28,284
That there is called
the Gruuthuse Museum.

129
00:11:28,384 --> 00:11:30,419
They all have funny names,
don't they?

130
00:11:30,519 --> 00:11:31,995
Yes, Flemish.

131
00:11:33,173 --> 00:11:36,088
In here it says, "The Belgians
twice sheltered fugitive English Kings

132
00:11:36,188 --> 00:11:39,056
"from being murdered, 1471 and 1651."

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00:11:39,056 --> 00:11:41,355
I used to hate history,
didn't you?

134
00:11:41,455 --> 00:11:43,823
It's all just a load of stuff
that's already happened.

135
00:11:43,922 --> 00:11:45,823
What are they doing over there?

136
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:48,532
They're filming something.
They're filming midgets!

137
00:11:50,073 --> 00:11:51,198
Ray!

138
00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:58,397
So, on this scene, you're supposed
to walk like a little, tiny mouse, yeah?

139
00:12:01,707 --> 00:12:03,673
Okay? Great.

140
00:12:06,873 --> 00:12:08,222
Ray, come on, let's go.

141
00:12:08,322 --> 00:12:11,136
My arse, "Let's go."
They're filming midgets.

142
00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:15,754
Oh, my God!
Look at that girl.

143
00:12:15,853 --> 00:12:17,351
She's gorgeous!

144
00:12:17,451 --> 00:12:18,620
Ray, we're going right now.

145
00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,184
Fuck off, are we!

146
00:12:20,284 --> 00:12:22,549
This is the best bit of Bruges so far.

147
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You and your buildings.

148
00:12:48,607 --> 00:12:49,766
Hello.

149
00:12:52,473 --> 00:12:54,442
Do you speak English?

150
00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:55,113
No.

151
00:12:56,407 --> 00:12:57,630
Yes, you do.

152
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Everybody does.

153
00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:01,819
What are you filming midgets for?

154
00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:05,270
It's a Dutch movie.
It's a dream sequence.

155
00:13:06,306 --> 00:13:08,689
It's a pastiche of Nicholas Roeg's
Don't Look Now.

156
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,740
Not a pastiche, but a...

157
00:13:11,806 --> 00:13:15,330
A "homage" is too strong.
A "nod of the head"?

158
00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:20,035
Wow, your English is very good.

159
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:27,400
A lot of midgets
tend to kill themselves.

160
00:13:29,906 --> 00:13:32,468
A disproportionate amount.

161
00:13:32,740 --> 00:13:35,729
Hervé Villechaize,
off of Fantasy Island.

162
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,821
I think somebody
off The Time Bandits.

163
00:13:39,921 --> 00:13:43,168
I suppose they must
get really sad about, like,

164
00:13:44,507 --> 00:13:46,254
being really little and that.

165
00:13:46,354 --> 00:13:48,919
People looking at them
and laughing at them.

166
00:13:49,019 --> 00:13:52,268
Calling them names.
You know, 'shortarse.'

167
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:57,995
There's another famous midget I'm missing,
but I can't remember.

168
00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:00,571
It's not the R2-D2 man.

169
00:14:00,587 --> 00:14:02,183
No, he's still going.

170
00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:07,296
I hope your midget doesn't kill himself.
Your dream sequence will be fucked.

171
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:11,251
He doesn't like being called a midget.
He prefers "dwarf."

172
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,523
Well, this is exactly my point!

173
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:16,834
People go around calling you a midget
when you want to be called a dwarf.

174
00:14:16,919 --> 00:14:19,337
Of course you're gonna
blow your head off!

175
00:14:21,507 --> 00:14:24,600
- My name's Ray. What's yours?
- Chloe.

176
00:14:26,673 --> 00:14:28,353
How did you get past
the security man?

177
00:14:28,453 --> 00:14:31,754
Getting past security men,
it's sort of my job.

178
00:14:31,854 --> 00:14:32,789
You're a shoplifter?

179
00:14:32,889 --> 00:14:34,918
No, not a shoplifter.

180
00:14:35,018 --> 00:14:36,972
It's a good joke, though.

181
00:14:37,973 --> 00:14:39,098
No.

182
00:14:39,873 --> 00:14:42,655
I'll tell you what I am
at dinner tomorrow night.

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00:14:58,873 --> 00:15:00,032
Fuck.

184
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,835
How fucking cool.

185
00:15:25,906 --> 00:15:27,687
Mr. Blakely?

186
00:15:27,787 --> 00:15:29,364
Yes. No, Mr. Cranham.

187
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,681
No. Yes. Mr. Blakely. Yes.

188
00:15:34,373 --> 00:15:36,236
You have a message.

189
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:42,598
Shit!

190
00:15:43,473 --> 00:15:46,653
Number one, why aren't you
in when I fucking told you to be in?

191
00:15:46,753 --> 00:15:49,852
Number two, why doesn't this hotel
have phones with fucking voicemail

192
00:15:49,952 --> 00:15:52,687
and not I have to leave messages
with the fucking receptionist?

193
00:15:52,787 --> 00:15:55,655
Number three, you better fucking be in
tomorrow night when I fucking call again

194
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:59,865
or there'll be fucking Hell to pay,
I'm fucking telling you, Harry.

195
00:16:37,106 --> 00:16:39,556
Would you turn
the fucking light off!

196
00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:41,151
Sorry, Ken.

197
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,365
Keep the fucking noise down!

198
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:48,301
Someone's in a mood.

199
00:17:02,739 --> 00:17:03,818
You'll never guess what.

200
00:17:03,918 --> 00:17:05,985
Will you shut your fucking mouth,
please, and go to sleep?

201
00:17:06,085 --> 00:17:07,732
Oh, sorry.

202
00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:15,229
Except I've gotta take me
contact lenses out.

203
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:23,789
Altogether,

204
00:17:23,889 --> 00:17:25,339
I had

205
00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:29,570
five pints of beer
and six bottles.

206
00:17:31,106 --> 00:17:35,354
No. Six pints of beer
and seven bottles.

207
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:38,065
And you know what?
I'm not even pissed!

208
00:17:43,973 --> 00:17:46,166
You'll never guess what, Ken.

209
00:17:47,839 --> 00:17:49,952
- Ken, you'll never guess what.
- What?

210
00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:51,253
Got a date for tomorrow night.

211
00:17:51,353 --> 00:17:52,419
I'm very happy for you.

212
00:17:52,518 --> 00:17:53,619
With a girl.

213
00:17:53,719 --> 00:17:54,867
Can you turn
the light off, please?

214
00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:56,189
Only been in Bruges one day,

215
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:58,237
got a date with a girl
in the film business,

216
00:17:58,322 --> 00:18:00,363
the Belgian film business.

217
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,762
They're doing a film about a midget.

218
00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:23,231
Miss?

219
00:18:24,073 --> 00:18:25,232
Marie?

220
00:18:28,506 --> 00:18:30,575
Sorry about the
message last night.

221
00:18:30,691 --> 00:18:32,920
The man who left it
is a bit of a...

222
00:18:34,373 --> 00:18:36,362
Well, he's a bit of a...

223
00:18:36,973 --> 00:18:38,064
Cock?

224
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,263
Yes. He's a bit of a cock.

225
00:18:44,539 --> 00:18:45,766
Morning.

226
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,029
Harry called last night.

227
00:18:57,672 --> 00:18:59,195
We missed him.

228
00:19:02,006 --> 00:19:04,471
Jeez, he swears a lot, doesn't he?

229
00:19:05,672 --> 00:19:07,509
We're staying in tonight.

230
00:19:07,725 --> 00:19:08,944
Whatever happens.

231
00:19:11,873 --> 00:19:13,203
Except...

232
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,818
Except 'hmm' what?

233
00:19:18,918 --> 00:19:23,654
Except only one of us
needs to stay in, really.

234
00:19:26,539 --> 00:19:29,186
And which one of us
would that be, now, Ray?

235
00:19:29,286 --> 00:19:30,689
I thought you didn't like Bruges.

236
00:19:30,789 --> 00:19:32,554
I don't like Bruges,
it's a shithole.

237
00:19:32,654 --> 00:19:36,421
But I did already say I had a date
with a Belgian lady

238
00:19:36,521 --> 00:19:40,563
in the Belgian film business,
which I did already say about before.

239
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,753
Just don't get into
any fucking trouble.

240
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,964
We're keeping a low profile.

241
00:19:50,572 --> 00:19:54,287
And this morning,
and this afternoon,

242
00:19:54,386 --> 00:19:56,721
we are doing what I want to do.

243
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,567
- Got it?
- Of course.

244
00:19:59,439 --> 00:20:01,323
Which, I presume,
will involve culture.

245
00:20:01,422 --> 00:20:05,120
Oh, we shall strike a balance
between culture and fun.

246
00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:09,763
Somehow I believe, Ken, that the
balance shall tip in the favor of culture.

247
00:20:10,773 --> 00:20:14,622
Like a big, fat, fucking retarded,
fucking black girl

248
00:20:14,722 --> 00:20:17,399
on a seesaw, opposite

249
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:22,400
a dwarf.

250
00:20:58,539 --> 00:21:01,019
Ray, did we
or did we not agree

251
00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:02,863
that if I let you go
on your date tonight,

252
00:21:02,879 --> 00:21:04,637
we'd do the things
I wanted to do today?

253
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,754
We are doing the things
that you wanted to do today.

254
00:21:06,754 --> 00:21:09,285
And that we'd do them without you
throwing a fucking moody,

255
00:21:09,384 --> 00:21:11,721
like some 5-year-old who's dropped
all his sweets.

256
00:21:11,821 --> 00:21:13,772
I didn't agree to that.

257
00:21:14,472 --> 00:21:16,631
I'll cheer up.
I'll cheer up.

258
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:20,006
Up there, the top altar, is a phial

259
00:21:20,773 --> 00:21:24,251
brought back by a Flemish knight
from the Crusades in the Holy Land.

260
00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:26,919
And that phial, do you know
what it's said to contain?

261
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,551
No, what's it said to contain?

262
00:21:28,651 --> 00:21:32,583
It's said to contain some drops of
Jesus Christ's blood.

263
00:21:32,683 --> 00:21:34,958
Yeah, that's how
this church got its name.

264
00:21:34,974 --> 00:21:36,501
Basilica of the Holy Blood.

265
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:37,821
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

266
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:40,770
And this blood, right,
though it's dried blood,

267
00:21:40,873 --> 00:21:44,918
at different times over many years,
they say it turned back into liquid.

268
00:21:45,018 --> 00:21:47,652
Turned back into liquid
from dried blood.

269
00:21:47,752 --> 00:21:49,864
At various times of great

270
00:21:51,472 --> 00:21:52,686
stress.

271
00:21:52,786 --> 00:21:54,055
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

272
00:21:54,155 --> 00:21:59,219
So, yeah, I'm gonna go up in the queue
and touch it, which is what you do.

273
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,464
- Yeah?
- Yeah. You coming?

274
00:22:02,506 --> 00:22:03,995
Do I have to?

275
00:22:05,539 --> 00:22:08,455
- Do you have to?
- Of course you don't have to.

276
00:22:08,555 --> 00:22:10,372
It's Jesus' fucking blood, isn't it?

277
00:22:10,588 --> 00:22:12,205
Of course you don't fucking have to!

278
00:22:12,488 --> 00:22:14,995
Of course you don't fucking have to!

279
00:22:58,873 --> 00:23:00,862
You little fucking cunt.

280
00:23:33,706 --> 00:23:35,763
Murder, Father.

281
00:23:37,140 --> 00:23:39,067
Why did you murder someone, Raymond?

282
00:23:41,006 --> 00:23:43,063
For money, Father.

283
00:23:43,472 --> 00:23:44,836
For money?

284
00:23:45,973 --> 00:23:47,855
You murdered someone for money?

285
00:23:47,955 --> 00:23:48,927
Yes, Father.

286
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,360
Not out of anger,
not out of nothing.

287
00:23:51,476 --> 00:23:52,282
For money.

288
00:23:54,939 --> 00:23:57,530
Who did you murder
for money, Raymond?

289
00:23:58,305 --> 00:23:59,703
You, Father.

290
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:02,919
I'm sorry?

291
00:24:03,019 --> 00:24:05,699
I said you, Father.
What, are you deaf?

292
00:24:06,139 --> 00:24:08,106
Harry Waters says hello.

293
00:24:25,139 --> 00:24:26,969
The little boy.

294
00:26:13,506 --> 00:26:15,551
I quite like this one.

295
00:26:15,651 --> 00:26:19,887
All the rest were rubbish by spastics,
but this one's quite good.

296
00:26:19,986 --> 00:26:21,995
What's that all about, then?

297
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:26,998
- It's Judgment Day, you know?
- Oh, yeah.

298
00:26:30,039 --> 00:26:32,517
What's that then?

299
00:26:32,617 --> 00:26:35,697
Well, it's, you know,
the final day on Earth.

300
00:26:36,439 --> 00:26:41,462
When mankind will be judged for all
the crimes they've committed and that.

301
00:26:43,039 --> 00:26:46,456
And see who gets into Heaven
and who gets into Hell and all that?

302
00:26:46,556 --> 00:26:47,584
Yeah.

303
00:26:47,684 --> 00:26:49,453
And what's the other place?

304
00:26:49,553 --> 00:26:50,753
Purgatory.

305
00:26:50,853 --> 00:26:53,086
Purgatory?

306
00:26:53,186 --> 00:26:56,251
Purgatory's kind of like
the in-betweeny one.

307
00:26:56,351 --> 00:26:57,820
You weren't really shit,

308
00:26:57,836 --> 00:27:00,443
but you weren't all that great, either.

309
00:27:00,972 --> 00:27:02,495
Like Tottenham.

310
00:27:03,439 --> 00:27:05,889
Do you believe
in all that stuff, Ken?

311
00:27:05,988 --> 00:27:07,450
About Tottenham?

312
00:27:07,550 --> 00:27:09,903
The Last Judgment
and the afterlife.

313
00:27:12,873 --> 00:27:15,862
Guilt and sins and

314
00:27:17,372 --> 00:27:20,133
Hell and all that?

315
00:27:22,806 --> 00:27:23,794
Um...

316
00:27:27,205 --> 00:27:28,193
Well...

317
00:27:34,806 --> 00:27:36,052
I don't know, Ray.

318
00:27:36,268 --> 00:27:38,078
I don't know what I believe.

319
00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:41,684
The things you're taught as a child,
they never really leave you, do they?

320
00:27:41,784 --> 00:27:44,320
So, like, I believe in trying
to lead a good life.

321
00:27:44,420 --> 00:27:47,951
Like, if there's an old lady,
carrying her shopping home,

322
00:27:48,051 --> 00:27:50,375
I don't try and help her
carry her shopping,

323
00:27:50,391 --> 00:27:51,768
I don't go that far,

324
00:27:51,853 --> 00:27:54,166
but I'll certainly hold the
door open for her and that,

325
00:27:54,282 --> 00:27:55,835
and let her go out before me.

326
00:27:55,919 --> 00:27:58,118
Yeah. And anyway, if you tried to
help her carry her shopping,

327
00:27:58,143 --> 00:28:00,246
she'd probably think you were
just trying to nick her shopping.

328
00:28:00,336 --> 00:28:02,935
- Exactly.
- This is the world we live in today.

329
00:28:03,027 --> 00:28:06,342
At the same time as
trying to lead a good life,

330
00:28:07,706 --> 00:28:10,293
I have to reconcile myself
with the fact that, yes,

331
00:28:10,509 --> 00:28:12,050
I have killed people.

332
00:28:13,005 --> 00:28:14,194
Not many people.

333
00:28:14,310 --> 00:28:16,844
Most of them were not
very nice people.

334
00:28:17,072 --> 00:28:19,218
Apart from one person.

335
00:28:19,318 --> 00:28:20,688
Who's that?

336
00:28:20,788 --> 00:28:23,188
This fellow,
Danny Aliband's brother.

337
00:28:23,288 --> 00:28:25,392
He was just trying to
protect his brother.

338
00:28:25,508 --> 00:28:26,732
Like you or I would.

339
00:28:26,817 --> 00:28:29,087
He was just a lollipop man.

340
00:28:29,187 --> 00:28:32,617
He came at me with a bottle.
What are you gonna do?

341
00:28:32,717 --> 00:28:34,088
I shot him down.

342
00:28:35,872 --> 00:28:39,654
In my book, though, sorry,
someone comes at you with a bottle,

343
00:28:39,754 --> 00:28:42,284
that is a deadly weapon,
he's gotta take the consequences.

344
00:28:42,384 --> 00:28:43,755
I know that in my heart.

345
00:28:43,854 --> 00:28:46,120
I also know that he was just trying
to protect his brother, you know?

346
00:28:46,220 --> 00:28:48,554
I know. But a bottle,
that can kill you.

347
00:28:48,654 --> 00:28:49,877
It's a case of
it's you or him.

348
00:28:49,918 --> 00:28:51,789
If he'd come at you with his
bare hands, that'd be different.

349
00:28:51,888 --> 00:28:52,984
That wouldn't
have been fair.

350
00:28:53,010 --> 00:28:55,347
Well, technically, your bare hands
can kill somebody, too.

351
00:28:55,421 --> 00:28:58,194
They can be deadly weapons, too.
I mean, what if he knew karate, say?

352
00:28:58,287 --> 00:28:59,511
You said he was
a lollipop man.

353
00:28:59,586 --> 00:29:01,387
He was a lollipop man.

354
00:29:01,487 --> 00:29:03,720
What's a lollipop man doing
knowing fucking karate?

355
00:29:03,819 --> 00:29:04,817
I'm just saying.

356
00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:07,451
- How old was he?
- About 50.

357
00:29:07,551 --> 00:29:09,955
What's a 50-year-old lollipop man
doing knowing fucking karate?

358
00:29:10,055 --> 00:29:12,388
What was he,
a Chinese lollipop man?

359
00:29:12,488 --> 00:29:15,563
Jesus, Ken, I'm trying to
talk about...

360
00:29:23,972 --> 00:29:25,854
I know what you're
trying to talk about.

361
00:29:25,954 --> 00:29:29,220
I killed a little boy.
You keep bringing up fucking lollipop men!

362
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,053
You didn't mean
to kill a little boy.

363
00:29:31,153 --> 00:29:33,105
I know I didn't mean to.

364
00:29:35,139 --> 00:29:38,651
But because of the choices I made and
the course that I put into action,

365
00:29:38,751 --> 00:29:40,986
a little boy
isn't here anymore.

366
00:29:41,086 --> 00:29:43,300
And he'll never be here again.

367
00:29:47,905 --> 00:29:50,894
I mean here in the world,
not here in Belgium.

368
00:29:52,539 --> 00:29:54,352
Well, he'll never be here in Belgium,
either, will he?

369
00:29:54,452 --> 00:29:57,521
I mean, he might have wanted
to come here when he got older.

370
00:29:57,621 --> 00:29:59,231
I don't know why.

371
00:30:00,805 --> 00:30:02,998
And that's all because of me.

372
00:30:05,072 --> 00:30:07,185
He's dead because of me.

373
00:30:07,285 --> 00:30:08,704
And I'm trying to...

374
00:30:09,439 --> 00:30:12,633
I'm trying to get me head
around it, but I can't.

375
00:30:13,805 --> 00:30:16,601
I will always have
killed that little boy.

376
00:30:18,539 --> 00:30:20,970
That ain't ever
going away. Ever.

377
00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:23,667
Unless...

378
00:30:25,039 --> 00:30:26,630
Maybe I go away.

379
00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:33,630
Don't even think like that.

380
00:31:29,172 --> 00:31:30,661
You look good.

381
00:31:35,039 --> 00:31:37,005
What's it matter anyway?

382
00:32:02,305 --> 00:32:03,850
So, what do you do, Raymond?

383
00:32:03,950 --> 00:32:05,546
I...

384
00:32:05,670 --> 00:32:07,360
shoot people for money.

385
00:32:09,705 --> 00:32:11,420
What kinds of people?

386
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,787
Priests. Children.
You know, the usual.

387
00:32:14,887 --> 00:32:17,084
Is there a lot of money to be made
in that line of business?

388
00:32:17,184 --> 00:32:19,009
There is in priests.
There isn't in children.

389
00:32:19,084 --> 00:32:20,320
So what is it you do, Chloe?

390
00:32:20,420 --> 00:32:23,497
I sell cocaine and heroin
to Belgian film crews.

391
00:32:23,972 --> 00:32:25,165
Do you?

392
00:32:27,705 --> 00:32:29,501
Do I look like I do?

393
00:32:31,072 --> 00:32:32,650
You do, actually.

394
00:32:35,671 --> 00:32:38,570
Do I look like I shoot people?

395
00:32:39,838 --> 00:32:40,861
No.

396
00:32:42,772 --> 00:32:44,261
Just children.

397
00:32:51,838 --> 00:32:53,356
I saw your midget today.

398
00:32:53,382 --> 00:32:55,312
Little prick didn't even say hello.

399
00:32:55,387 --> 00:32:57,320
Well, he's on a lot of ketamine.

400
00:32:57,420 --> 00:32:58,836
What's that?

401
00:33:00,339 --> 00:33:01,721
Horse tranquilizer.

402
00:33:01,821 --> 00:33:03,384
A horse tranquilizer?

403
00:33:03,484 --> 00:33:04,717
Where'd he get that?

404
00:33:04,843 --> 00:33:05,946
I sold it to him.

405
00:33:06,021 --> 00:33:09,096
You can't sell horse tranquilizers
to a midget!

406
00:33:12,305 --> 00:33:14,620
This movie, I think it's gonna be
a very good one.

407
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,127
There's never been a classic movie
made in Bruges until now.

408
00:33:17,188 --> 00:33:18,785
Of course there hasn't,
it's a shithole.

409
00:33:18,885 --> 00:33:20,319
Bruges is my hometown, Ray.

410
00:33:20,419 --> 00:33:21,584
Well, it's still a shithole.

411
00:33:21,684 --> 00:33:22,683
It's not a shithole.

412
00:33:22,783 --> 00:33:25,183
What? Even midgets have to
take drugs to stick it.

413
00:33:25,283 --> 00:33:26,533
Okay.

414
00:33:27,972 --> 00:33:32,085
So, you've insulted my hometown.

415
00:33:32,185 --> 00:33:34,554
You're doing very well, Raymond.

416
00:33:34,654 --> 00:33:37,061
Why don't you tell me some
Belgian jokes while you're at it?

417
00:33:37,155 --> 00:33:38,717
I don't know any Belgian jokes.

418
00:33:38,817 --> 00:33:42,087
And if I did, I think I'd have
the good sense not to...

419
00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:46,650
Hey, hang on. Is Belgium where there
were all those child abuse murders lately?

420
00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:48,966
Then I do know a Belgian joke.

421
00:33:51,339 --> 00:33:53,362
What's Belgium famous for?

422
00:33:53,805 --> 00:33:55,221
Chocolates and child abuse.

423
00:33:55,321 --> 00:33:58,896
And they only invented the chocolates
to get to the kids.

424
00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:01,266
What?

425
00:34:01,872 --> 00:34:05,168
One of the girls they murdered was
a friend of mine.

426
00:34:14,905 --> 00:34:16,564
I'm sorry, Chloe.

427
00:34:26,072 --> 00:34:29,117
One of the girls they murdered
wasn't a friend of mine.

428
00:34:29,217 --> 00:34:31,919
I just wanted to
make you feel bad.

429
00:34:32,019 --> 00:34:34,335
And it worked.
Quite well.

430
00:34:53,938 --> 00:34:55,733
Fucking unbelievable.

431
00:35:09,005 --> 00:35:10,752
What's fucking unbelievable?

432
00:35:10,852 --> 00:35:12,701
Are you talking to me?

433
00:35:14,305 --> 00:35:17,485
He pauses, even though he
should just hit the cunt.

434
00:35:17,585 --> 00:35:18,920
And he repeats.

435
00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:23,388
Yes, I am talking to you.
What's fucking unbelievable?

436
00:35:23,487 --> 00:35:25,787
Well, I'll tell you what's
fucking unbelievable, shall I?

437
00:35:25,887 --> 00:35:28,618
Blowing cigarette smoke straight
into myself and my girlfriend's face.

438
00:35:28,718 --> 00:35:29,819
That's fucking unbelievable!

439
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:33,052
- This is the smoking section.
- I don't care if it's the smoking section.

440
00:35:33,152 --> 00:35:35,487
All right?
She directed it right in my face, man.

441
00:35:35,587 --> 00:35:38,487
I don't wanna die just because of
your fucking arrogance.

442
00:35:38,587 --> 00:35:41,521
Isn't that what the
Vietnamese used to say?

443
00:35:41,621 --> 00:35:44,786
Vietnamese? What are you
talking about, the Vietnamese?

444
00:35:44,886 --> 00:35:46,585
That statement makes
no fucking sense at all.

445
00:35:46,685 --> 00:35:48,520
- Yes it does.
- The Vietnamese!

446
00:35:48,620 --> 00:35:51,252
Well, saying it over and over ain't
gonna make any more sense out of it.

447
00:35:51,352 --> 00:35:54,188
How does the Vietnamese
have any relevance whatsoever

448
00:35:54,288 --> 00:35:56,783
to myself and my girlfriend
having to breathe

449
00:35:56,883 --> 00:35:58,518
your friend's cigarette smoke?

450
00:35:58,618 --> 00:36:00,662
Tell me how saying...

451
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:04,330
That's for John Lennon,
you Yankee fucking cunt!

452
00:36:04,805 --> 00:36:07,101
A bottle? No, don't bother.

453
00:36:21,405 --> 00:36:22,598
We're leaving.

454
00:36:22,772 --> 00:36:26,068
I don't hit women!
I would never hit a woman, Chloe!

455
00:36:27,005 --> 00:36:29,017
I'd hit a woman who was trying to
hit me with a bottle!

456
00:36:29,117 --> 00:36:31,819
That's different.
That's self-defense, isn't it?

457
00:36:31,919 --> 00:36:34,288
Or a woman who could do karate.

458
00:36:34,387 --> 00:36:38,052
I'd never hit a woman generally, Chloe.
Don't think that.

459
00:36:38,152 --> 00:36:39,866
God, you're pretty.

460
00:36:41,838 --> 00:36:43,288
I have to make a call.

461
00:36:43,387 --> 00:36:44,394
Oh, no.

462
00:36:45,039 --> 00:36:49,562
You've gone off me, now, haven't you?
Just because I hit that fucking cow.

463
00:37:14,105 --> 00:37:16,935
- Hello?
- Where the fuck were you yesterday?

464
00:37:17,438 --> 00:37:19,148
We just popped out
for some dinner, Harry.

465
00:37:19,274 --> 00:37:20,744
We only popped out
for half an hour.

466
00:37:20,819 --> 00:37:22,183
Yeah? What'd you have?

467
00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:24,053
- For dinner?
- Yeah.

468
00:37:24,153 --> 00:37:25,285
Pizza, at Pizza Hut.

469
00:37:25,384 --> 00:37:26,417
Was it nice?

470
00:37:26,517 --> 00:37:28,887
Yeah, it was all right.
I don't know. It was Pizza Hut.

471
00:37:28,987 --> 00:37:29,950
The same as in England.

472
00:37:30,050 --> 00:37:32,464
Well, that's globalization,
isn't it?

473
00:37:32,492 --> 00:37:34,193
Is Ray there with you?

474
00:37:34,471 --> 00:37:36,387
He's in the toilet.

475
00:37:36,487 --> 00:37:38,651
- Can he hear?
- No.

476
00:37:38,751 --> 00:37:40,418
What's he doing?

477
00:37:40,518 --> 00:37:43,652
- What do you mean?
- Is he doing a wee or a poo?

478
00:37:43,752 --> 00:37:45,351
I don't know, Harry,
the door's closed.

479
00:37:45,451 --> 00:37:49,666
Send him out on an errand for half
an hour, but don't make it sound suspicious.

480
00:37:54,705 --> 00:37:58,330
Ray? Why don't you go out down
to the pub for half an hour?

481
00:38:01,005 --> 00:38:03,820
Yeah, yeah, I know I said you couldn't,

482
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,632
but might as well enjoy ourselves, eh?

483
00:38:06,671 --> 00:38:10,865
No, I don't know if they've got
bowling anywhere. Could have a look.

484
00:38:12,005 --> 00:38:13,493
Yeah, see you.

485
00:38:24,638 --> 00:38:25,852
Yeah. He's gone.

486
00:38:25,952 --> 00:38:28,186
What'd you say to him?

487
00:38:28,285 --> 00:38:30,788
I said, "Why don't you go have a drink,
you say you've been cooped up?"

488
00:38:30,888 --> 00:38:32,917
- What did he say?
- Said, yeah, he would.

489
00:38:33,017 --> 00:38:35,616
And he might go have a look to see
if there's a bowling alley around.

490
00:38:35,716 --> 00:38:37,118
Was he just having a wee?

491
00:38:37,218 --> 00:38:39,020
Yeah, I think so.
I assume so.

492
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,151
Sure he didn't mind?

493
00:38:40,250 --> 00:38:41,784
No, he was glad to get out.

494
00:38:41,884 --> 00:38:42,985
He's definitely gone?

495
00:38:43,085 --> 00:38:44,487
Yeah, yeah, he slammed the door.

496
00:38:44,587 --> 00:38:47,833
That don't mean he's gone.
Go check outside the door.

497
00:39:04,671 --> 00:39:06,486
Harry, he's definitely gone.

498
00:39:06,586 --> 00:39:08,751
You realize there are no
bowling alleys in Bruges?

499
00:39:08,851 --> 00:39:11,316
I realize that, Harry.
The boy wanted to have a look anyway.

500
00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:13,782
What are they gonna have,
a medieval fucking bowling alley?

501
00:39:13,854 --> 00:39:16,219
As I say, I think he was just glad
to get out and about.

502
00:39:16,319 --> 00:39:19,183
So, is he having a nice time,
seeing all the canals and that?

503
00:39:19,282 --> 00:39:21,418
I had a lovely time
when I was there.

504
00:39:21,518 --> 00:39:24,017
All the canals and the
old buildings and that.

505
00:39:24,117 --> 00:39:25,184
When were you here?

506
00:39:25,283 --> 00:39:29,102
When I was seven.
Last happy holiday I fucking had.

507
00:39:29,605 --> 00:39:32,217
- Have you been on a canal trip, yet?
- Yeah.

508
00:39:32,317 --> 00:39:35,517
Have you been down, like, all the
old cobbled streets and that? - Yeah.

509
00:39:35,617 --> 00:39:37,915
It's like a fairytale, isn't
it, that place? - Yeah.

510
00:39:37,985 --> 00:39:39,943
With the churches and that.
They're Gothic. - Yeah.

511
00:39:39,988 --> 00:39:41,517
- Is it Gothic?
- Yeah.

512
00:39:41,617 --> 00:39:44,151
So he's having a really nice time?

513
00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:47,054
Well, I'm having a really nice time.

514
00:39:47,154 --> 00:39:49,900
I'm not sure if it's
really his cup of tea.

515
00:39:52,638 --> 00:39:53,763
What?

516
00:39:54,271 --> 00:39:56,249
You know, I'm not sure
if it's really his thing.

517
00:39:56,349 --> 00:39:57,952
What do you mean,
"It's not really his thing"?

518
00:39:58,052 --> 00:40:00,152
What's that supposed to mean,
"It's not really his thing"?

519
00:40:00,251 --> 00:40:01,553
What the fuck is that
supposed to mean?

520
00:40:01,653 --> 00:40:02,650
Nothing, Harry.

521
00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:04,817
It's a fairytale
fucking town, isn't it?

522
00:40:04,917 --> 00:40:07,652
How can a fairytale town not be
somebody's fucking thing?

523
00:40:07,752 --> 00:40:10,851
How can all those canals and bridges
and cobbled streets and those churches,

524
00:40:10,951 --> 00:40:13,185
all that beautiful
fucking fairytale stuff,

525
00:40:13,285 --> 00:40:15,154
how can that not be
somebody's fucking thing, eh?

526
00:40:15,254 --> 00:40:16,560
What I think I meant to say was:

527
00:40:16,653 --> 00:40:18,419
- Is the swan still there?
- Yeah, the swan's...

528
00:40:18,519 --> 00:40:21,618
How can fucking swans not fucking
be somebody's fucking thing, eh?

529
00:40:21,718 --> 00:40:22,818
How can that be?

530
00:40:22,918 --> 00:40:24,018
What I think I meant to say was,

531
00:40:24,118 --> 00:40:27,251
when he first arrived,
he wasn't quite sure about it.

532
00:40:27,351 --> 00:40:31,316
You know, there's that big, dual
carriageway when you get off the train?

533
00:40:31,416 --> 00:40:33,653
It mightn't have been here when you
were here last, Harry.

534
00:40:33,753 --> 00:40:36,688
Well, as soon as he got into,
like, the old town proper,

535
00:40:36,788 --> 00:40:40,621
and he saw the canals and the bridges and,
you know, the swans and that,

536
00:40:40,721 --> 00:40:42,621
well, he just
fucking loved it then.

537
00:40:42,721 --> 00:40:46,216
Couldn't get enough of it,
the medieval part of town.

538
00:40:46,316 --> 00:40:50,918
It was just that initial, dual carriageway
thing sort of put him off for a second.

539
00:40:51,018 --> 00:40:52,885
Don't know if I remember
a dual carriageway.

540
00:40:52,985 --> 00:40:54,087
Must be recent.

541
00:40:54,186 --> 00:40:55,520
Hasn't spoilt it, has it?

542
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:58,867
No, no, no, it's just that
initial thing.

543
00:41:01,338 --> 00:41:03,032
And you know what?

544
00:41:04,271 --> 00:41:06,384
As we were walking
through the streets,

545
00:41:06,484 --> 00:41:11,631
there was this sort of freezing fog
hanging over everything,

546
00:41:12,072 --> 00:41:15,853
and it made it look almost like
a fairytale or something.

547
00:41:15,953 --> 00:41:17,449
And he turned to me,
do you know what he said?

548
00:41:17,549 --> 00:41:19,083
What'd he say?

549
00:41:19,183 --> 00:41:24,183
He said, "Ken, I know I'm awake,
but I feel like I'm in a dream."

550
00:41:24,283 --> 00:41:26,620
Yeah? He said that?

551
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:27,717
Yeah.

552
00:41:27,817 --> 00:41:30,350
Meaning, like, in a good dream?

553
00:41:30,450 --> 00:41:33,287
Yeah. Of course,
like in a good dream.

554
00:41:33,387 --> 00:41:36,754
Oh, good. I'm glad he likes it there.

555
00:41:36,854 --> 00:41:38,788
I'm glad we were able
to give him something.

556
00:41:38,888 --> 00:41:42,702
Something good and happy.
Because he wasn't a bad kid, was he?

557
00:41:44,138 --> 00:41:45,229
Huh?

558
00:41:45,505 --> 00:41:47,869
He wasn't a bad kid, was he?

559
00:41:48,972 --> 00:41:51,984
Listen, take down this address.
Raamstraat 17.

560
00:41:52,083 --> 00:41:55,128
That's "Raam", like "Ram",
but with an extra "a"

561
00:41:56,104 --> 00:41:57,183
Raamstraat 17.

562
00:41:57,283 --> 00:41:58,862
You got that?

563
00:41:59,238 --> 00:42:00,654
Yes, Raamstraat 17.

564
00:42:00,754 --> 00:42:04,953
Good. There'll be a man there
tomorrow morning at 9::00, his name's Yuri.

565
00:42:05,052 --> 00:42:06,719
- Yuri.
- He'll give you the gun.

566
00:42:06,819 --> 00:42:08,695
Ring me on the public phone
at Jimmy Driscoll's

567
00:42:08,788 --> 00:42:11,602
about 3:00 or 4:00 tomorrow,
after it's done.

568
00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:14,230
After what's done?

569
00:42:14,938 --> 00:42:16,699
Are you being thick?

570
00:42:18,405 --> 00:42:20,085
- No.
- Listen, I like Ray.

571
00:42:20,185 --> 00:42:22,554
He was a good bloke, but when
it all comes down to it, you know,

572
00:42:22,654 --> 00:42:24,483
he blew the head off a
little fucking kid.

573
00:42:24,509 --> 00:42:25,742
And you brought him in, Ken.

574
00:42:25,817 --> 00:42:29,259
So if the buck don't stop with him,
where does it stop?

575
00:42:34,772 --> 00:42:35,829
Ken?

576
00:42:37,004 --> 00:42:39,353
If the buck don't stop with him,
where does it stop?

577
00:42:39,453 --> 00:42:41,416
It stops with me, Harry.
That's an easy one.

578
00:42:41,516 --> 00:42:43,630
Look, don't get shirty, Ken.

579
00:42:44,538 --> 00:42:49,454
Listen, I'm just glad that I was able
to do something for the boy before he went.

580
00:42:49,554 --> 00:42:51,151
Do what for the boy?

581
00:42:51,251 --> 00:42:53,670
You know, have him get to see Bruges.

582
00:42:54,505 --> 00:42:57,665
I'd like to go to see
Bruges again before I die.

583
00:42:58,438 --> 00:43:01,962
What was it he said again about:
Yeah, "It's like a dream"

584
00:43:03,738 --> 00:43:06,999
"I know I'm awake, but I feel like
I'm in a dream."

585
00:43:09,471 --> 00:43:10,562
Yeah.

586
00:43:12,438 --> 00:43:14,734
Give me a call when he's dead.

587
00:43:38,805 --> 00:43:42,187
That's my fucking girlfriend,
you asshole.

588
00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:43,485
Eirik, what are you doing?

589
00:43:43,585 --> 00:43:45,319
Where are you from, fucker?

590
00:43:45,419 --> 00:43:46,871
Ireland, originally.

591
00:43:47,671 --> 00:43:49,919
And you think it's okay
to come over to Belgium

592
00:43:50,018 --> 00:43:51,752
and fuck another man's girl?

593
00:43:51,852 --> 00:43:53,653
Look, I didn't know
she had a boyfriend, all right?

594
00:43:53,753 --> 00:43:55,158
And I haven't fucked her, anyway.

595
00:43:55,184 --> 00:43:56,713
Ask her.
I'd only put me hand on it.

596
00:43:56,788 --> 00:43:58,738
Eirik, put the gun down!

597
00:43:59,937 --> 00:44:02,354
Get down on your knees
and open your mouth.

598
00:44:02,454 --> 00:44:03,983
Don't start being silly.

599
00:44:04,083 --> 00:44:05,833
Get down on your —

600
00:44:06,738 --> 00:44:10,317
Exactly at what point was it that
all skinheads suddenly became poofs?

601
00:44:10,417 --> 00:44:11,551
Used to be,
you were a skinhead,

602
00:44:11,651 --> 00:44:13,886
you just went around beating up
Pakistani 12-year-olds.

603
00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:17,267
Now it seems a prerequisite
to be a fucking bum-boy!

604
00:44:18,805 --> 00:44:20,184
That's not gonna help you, man.

605
00:44:20,284 --> 00:44:23,032
Ray, there's only
blanks in that gun.

606
00:44:29,405 --> 00:44:31,186
Eirik, don't!

607
00:44:31,286 --> 00:44:32,553
Now who's the fucking bum-boy?

608
00:44:32,653 --> 00:44:34,965
You, you fucking bum-boy!

609
00:44:37,038 --> 00:44:38,853
Chloe, what exactly
is going on here?

610
00:44:38,952 --> 00:44:41,084
I can't see!
I can't see!

611
00:44:41,184 --> 00:44:42,634
Of course you can't fucking see!

612
00:44:42,660 --> 00:44:45,179
I just shot a blank
in your fucking eyes!

613
00:44:45,654 --> 00:44:50,554
- Is this fella your boyfriend?
- No. I mean, he used to be.

614
00:44:50,654 --> 00:44:51,785
Well, what's he doing here?

615
00:44:51,884 --> 00:44:55,288
We... We rob tourists, sometimes.

616
00:44:55,388 --> 00:44:58,303
I fucking knew it was too good
to be true!

617
00:44:58,671 --> 00:45:00,465
I knew you'd have never
shagged me, normally.

618
00:45:00,519 --> 00:45:02,719
No! That's not true, I...

619
00:45:02,819 --> 00:45:06,153
I called it off tonight.
I told him not to come tonight.

620
00:45:06,253 --> 00:45:07,351
Why did you come tonight?

621
00:45:07,451 --> 00:45:09,118
Chloe, I can't see,
I swear it!

622
00:45:09,218 --> 00:45:11,683
Stop whingeing like a big gay baby.

623
00:45:11,783 --> 00:45:13,317
I haven't had a shag in months!

624
00:45:13,417 --> 00:45:18,383
I can't see out of this eye, Chloe!
I have to go to the hospital!

625
00:45:18,483 --> 00:45:20,185
I'll drive you.

626
00:45:20,285 --> 00:45:22,018
Great! Now the
whole night's ruined!

627
00:45:22,118 --> 00:45:23,352
No!

628
00:45:23,452 --> 00:45:25,062
You can stay if you want.

629
00:45:25,088 --> 00:45:27,407
I just don't know
how long I'll be.

630
00:45:27,482 --> 00:45:30,320
I just knew someone like you
would never like someone like me.

631
00:45:30,420 --> 00:45:33,152
- I just knew.
- What do you mean, someone like me?

632
00:45:33,252 --> 00:45:35,204
You know, someone nice.

633
00:45:42,571 --> 00:45:45,059
Call me. Please.

634
00:45:50,338 --> 00:45:51,599
Chloe!

635
00:46:31,538 --> 00:46:32,526
Cha-ching!

636
00:47:02,304 --> 00:47:03,953
Have you got some
sort of problem?

637
00:47:04,053 --> 00:47:05,688
No, no problem.

638
00:47:05,887 --> 00:47:08,599
Four beers in 20 minutes.
No problem.

639
00:47:10,538 --> 00:47:11,798
Fuck off.

640
00:47:19,904 --> 00:47:22,017
Beer and a red wine.

641
00:47:22,117 --> 00:47:23,570
I'll be back.

642
00:47:26,138 --> 00:47:27,919
How's the movie going?

643
00:47:28,019 --> 00:47:32,151
It's a jumped-up Eurotrash
piece of rip-off fucking bullshit.

644
00:47:32,251 --> 00:47:34,170
Like, in a bad way?

645
00:47:37,671 --> 00:47:39,351
Your girlfriend's very pretty.

646
00:47:39,451 --> 00:47:40,915
She ain't my girlfriend.

647
00:47:41,141 --> 00:47:43,659
She's a prostitute I just picked up.

648
00:47:45,304 --> 00:47:47,782
Didn't know there were
any prostitutes in Bruges.

649
00:47:47,882 --> 00:47:50,254
You just have to look
in the right places.

650
00:47:50,354 --> 00:47:51,997
Brothels are good.

651
00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:56,516
Well, you've picked up
a very pretty prostitute.

652
00:47:56,616 --> 00:47:57,968
Thank you.

653
00:48:02,438 --> 00:48:04,199
You from the States?

654
00:48:05,038 --> 00:48:06,163
Yeah.

655
00:48:06,538 --> 00:48:07,987
But don't hold it against me.

656
00:48:08,087 --> 00:48:09,435
I'll try not to.

657
00:48:10,937 --> 00:48:13,994
Just try not to say
anything too loud or crass.

658
00:48:31,704 --> 00:48:34,053
Hey-ho.
Drowning your sorrows, huh?

659
00:48:34,153 --> 00:48:35,278
What sorrows?

660
00:48:35,304 --> 00:48:37,877
You know,
being a sad, old, ugly little man.

661
00:48:37,951 --> 00:48:39,117
One gay beer, please.

662
00:48:39,217 --> 00:48:40,317
How'd your date go?

663
00:48:40,417 --> 00:48:42,619
My date involved two instances of
extreme violence.

664
00:48:42,718 --> 00:48:44,716
One instance of her hand on my cock
and my finger up her thing,

665
00:48:44,816 --> 00:48:47,687
which lasted all too briefly.
Isn't that always the way?

666
00:48:47,787 --> 00:48:51,154
One instance of me stealing five grams of
her very-high-quality cocaine,

667
00:48:51,254 --> 00:48:53,384
and one instance of me
blinding a poofy little skinhead.

668
00:48:53,484 --> 00:48:56,651
So, all in all, my evening
pretty much balanced out fine.

669
00:48:56,751 --> 00:48:58,828
You got five grams of coke?

670
00:48:59,605 --> 00:49:01,285
I've got four grams on me
and one gram in me,

671
00:49:01,385 --> 00:49:02,652
which is why me heart
is going like the clappers,

672
00:49:02,752 --> 00:49:03,951
as if I'm about to
have a heart attack.

673
00:49:04,051 --> 00:49:06,218
So if I collapse any minute now,
please remember to tell the doctors

674
00:49:06,318 --> 00:49:07,917
that it might have something
to do with the coke.

675
00:49:08,017 --> 00:49:09,421
Give us a gram, then.

676
00:49:09,521 --> 00:49:11,455
I thought you were laying off,
because it makes you depressed?

677
00:49:11,555 --> 00:49:14,935
You know what? Right now,
I don't really give a fuck.

678
00:49:43,104 --> 00:49:46,217
Why didn't you wave hello to me
today when I waved hello to you today?

679
00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:48,849
I was on a very strong
horse tranquilizer today.

680
00:49:48,949 --> 00:49:53,835
I wasn't waving hello to anybody,
except maybe to a horse.

681
00:49:54,304 --> 00:49:56,720
Huh? What are you
talking about?

682
00:49:56,820 --> 00:49:58,861
Just horseshit.

683
00:49:59,871 --> 00:50:01,584
You from America?

684
00:50:01,684 --> 00:50:04,216
Yeah. But don't
hold it against me.

685
00:50:04,316 --> 00:50:07,220
Well, that's for me
to decide, isn't it?

686
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:08,720
Are you from America, too?

687
00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:10,316
No, I'm from Amsterdam.

688
00:50:10,416 --> 00:50:11,787
Amsterdam.

689
00:50:11,887 --> 00:50:14,686
Amsterdam is just a load of
bloody prostitutes, isn't it?

690
00:50:14,786 --> 00:50:16,749
Yes. That's why I came to Bruges.

691
00:50:16,849 --> 00:50:20,099
I thought I'd get
a better price for my pussy here.

692
00:50:21,871 --> 00:50:22,859
Huh?

693
00:50:24,471 --> 00:50:26,130
You two are weird.

694
00:50:28,238 --> 00:50:30,363
Would you like some cocaine?

695
00:50:32,904 --> 00:50:35,699
I've also got some
acid and some ecstasy.

696
00:50:46,537 --> 00:50:49,015
Hervé Villechaize, I know, did.

697
00:50:49,115 --> 00:50:51,865
The dwarf off, I think,
The Time Bandits, did.

698
00:50:53,104 --> 00:50:54,763
Lots of midgets —

699
00:50:55,338 --> 00:50:57,860
Dwarves, top themselves.

700
00:50:58,603 --> 00:51:00,065
Shitloads.

701
00:51:02,904 --> 00:51:04,268
Would you ever think about it?

702
00:51:04,704 --> 00:51:05,692
Huh?

703
00:51:06,038 --> 00:51:09,387
Would you ever think about killing
yourself because you're a midget?

704
00:51:09,487 --> 00:51:12,516
Fuck, man!
What kind of question is that?

705
00:51:12,616 --> 00:51:14,361
We're just chatting,
aren't we?

706
00:51:20,871 --> 00:51:23,950
See, Ken, this is the kind of hotel
Harry should have put us in.

707
00:51:24,050 --> 00:51:26,470
A five-star, with prostitutes in.

708
00:51:27,138 --> 00:51:31,729
You know, sometimes, I think Harry
doesn't even give a shit about us at all.

709
00:51:33,204 --> 00:51:35,170
Has he still not called?

710
00:51:36,971 --> 00:51:38,583
No. Still hasn't called.

711
00:51:38,683 --> 00:51:40,261
No news is good news, eh?

712
00:51:51,837 --> 00:51:53,167
Who's she?

713
00:51:55,038 --> 00:51:57,163
There's gonna be a war, man.

714
00:51:58,038 --> 00:51:59,353
I can see it.

715
00:51:59,452 --> 00:52:03,416
There's gonna be a war between the
blacks and between the whites.

716
00:52:03,515 --> 00:52:05,954
You ain't even gonna need
a uniform no more.

717
00:52:06,054 --> 00:52:08,684
This ain't gonna be a war
where you pick your side.

718
00:52:08,784 --> 00:52:10,187
Your side's already
picked for you.

719
00:52:10,287 --> 00:52:13,283
And I know whose side I'm fighting on.
I'm fighting with the blacks.

720
00:52:13,383 --> 00:52:15,017
The whites are gonna get
their heads kicked in!

721
00:52:15,117 --> 00:52:17,319
You don't decide this shit, man.

722
00:52:17,419 --> 00:52:19,295
Well, who are the half-castes
gonna fight with?

723
00:52:19,387 --> 00:52:22,017
The blacks, man.
That's obvious.

724
00:52:22,117 --> 00:52:24,535
But what about the Pakistanis?

725
00:52:25,604 --> 00:52:28,230
- The blacks.
- What about...

726
00:52:29,238 --> 00:52:30,760
Think of a hard one.

727
00:52:31,737 --> 00:52:33,783
What about the Vietnamese?

728
00:52:33,883 --> 00:52:35,321
The blacks!

729
00:52:35,420 --> 00:52:39,962
Well, I'm definitely fighting with
the blacks if they've got the Vietnamese.

730
00:52:44,071 --> 00:52:45,468
So, hang on.

731
00:52:46,371 --> 00:52:48,118
Would all of the white midgets
in the world be fighting

732
00:52:48,218 --> 00:52:49,620
against all the black
midgets in the world?

733
00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:51,465
Yeah.

734
00:52:52,171 --> 00:52:54,296
That would make a good film!

735
00:52:55,171 --> 00:52:59,899
You don't know how much shit I've had
to take off of black midgets, man.

736
00:53:00,437 --> 00:53:01,733
That's...

737
00:53:03,338 --> 00:53:05,052
Undeniably true.

738
00:53:05,152 --> 00:53:06,603
See, Jimmy,

739
00:53:08,104 --> 00:53:09,763
my wife was black.

740
00:53:11,370 --> 00:53:13,393
And I loved her very much.

741
00:53:14,504 --> 00:53:19,493
And in 1976, she was murdered
by a white man. So,

742
00:53:21,204 --> 00:53:25,463
where the fuck am I supposed
to stand in all this blood and carnage?

743
00:53:26,971 --> 00:53:29,301
Did they get the guy who did it?

744
00:53:29,737 --> 00:53:30,916
A friend of mine got him.

745
00:53:31,016 --> 00:53:33,027
Harry Waters got him.

746
00:53:34,504 --> 00:53:39,335
So tell me, Jim, whose side do I fight
on in this wonderful war?

747
00:53:42,404 --> 00:53:45,461
I think you need to
weigh up all your options

748
00:53:46,570 --> 00:53:49,093
and let your conscience decide, Ken.

749
00:53:58,337 --> 00:54:02,429
Two manky hookers
and a racist dwarf.

750
00:54:02,971 --> 00:54:04,117
I think I'm heading home.

751
00:54:04,217 --> 00:54:06,635
Yeah. I think I'll come with you.

752
00:54:08,470 --> 00:54:11,448
- What's...
- Back off, shorty!

753
00:54:11,548 --> 00:54:13,420
You don't know karate.

754
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:14,481
Don't say you didn't
have it coming.

755
00:54:14,581 --> 00:54:16,365
Don't say you didn't
have it coming.

756
00:54:16,670 --> 00:54:18,000
Shortarse!

757
00:55:44,937 --> 00:55:46,117
Meeting Yuri.

758
00:55:46,216 --> 00:55:47,294
Yes, I'm Yuri.

759
00:56:16,904 --> 00:56:19,631
Mr. Waters said
that might be necessary.

760
00:56:22,871 --> 00:56:26,325
There are a lot of alcoves
in the Koningin Astrid Park.

761
00:56:27,237 --> 00:56:29,430
You use this word,
"alcoves"?

762
00:56:30,237 --> 00:56:32,451
"Alcoves"? Yes. Sometimes.

763
00:56:32,551 --> 00:56:36,697
There are not many people around
in these alcoves in Christmastime.

764
00:56:37,237 --> 00:56:40,567
If I were to murder a man,
I would murder him here.

765
00:56:43,337 --> 00:56:46,253
Are you sure this is
the right word, "alcoves"?

766
00:56:46,353 --> 00:56:47,861
Alcoves, yes.

767
00:56:48,186 --> 00:56:50,010
It's kind of like
nooks and crannies.

768
00:56:50,084 --> 00:56:54,150
"Nooks and crannies", yes.
Perhaps this would be more accurate.

769
00:56:54,250 --> 00:56:57,635
"Nooks and crannies",
rather than "alcoves". Yeah.

770
00:57:03,971 --> 00:57:06,063
You are going to do it, aren't you?

771
00:57:06,188 --> 00:57:08,412
Mr. Waters will be
very disappointed...

772
00:57:08,487 --> 00:57:11,062
Of course I'm going to fucking do it.

773
00:57:12,604 --> 00:57:14,160
It's what I do.

774
00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:23,699
Your friend was behaving
rather oddly this morning.

775
00:57:31,170 --> 00:57:32,682
Oddly? How?

776
00:57:32,782 --> 00:57:36,897
Well, he asked me about the baby,
and if I wanted a boy or a girl.

777
00:57:37,737 --> 00:57:41,119
I said I didn't mind
as long as it's healthy, of course.

778
00:57:41,219 --> 00:57:45,533
But then he gave me
200 euros to give to the baby.

779
00:57:47,137 --> 00:57:52,135
I refused, obviously,
but he was quite insistent.

780
00:57:53,771 --> 00:57:56,828
Would you give it back to him
when you see him?

781
00:57:57,570 --> 00:58:01,582
I don't want to appear ungrateful,
but it seemed like all the money he had.

782
00:58:01,682 --> 00:58:05,659
- Do you know where he is now?
- He said he was going to the park.

783
00:59:05,203 --> 00:59:06,567
Sorry, Ray.

784
00:59:08,470 --> 00:59:09,834
I'm sorry.

785
00:59:40,504 --> 00:59:41,684
Ray, don't!

786
00:59:41,784 --> 00:59:44,350
Fucking hell!
Where the fuck did you come from?

787
00:59:44,450 --> 00:59:47,415
- I was behind the thing.
- What the fuck are you doing, Ray?

788
00:59:47,515 --> 00:59:48,981
What the fuck are you doing?

789
00:59:49,081 --> 00:59:50,115
Nothing.

790
00:59:52,337 --> 00:59:53,735
Oh, my God!

791
00:59:55,771 --> 00:59:57,171
You were gonna kill me.

792
00:59:57,197 --> 00:59:58,553
No, I wasn't.

793
00:59:58,837 --> 01:00:00,995
You were gonna kill yourself!

794
01:00:03,737 --> 01:00:05,052
I'm allowed to.

795
01:00:05,152 --> 01:00:06,149
No, you're not!

796
01:00:06,249 --> 01:00:07,362
What?

797
01:00:07,937 --> 01:00:10,869
I'm not allowed to and you are?
How's that fair?

798
01:00:18,003 --> 01:00:21,197
Can we go somewhere
and talk about this, please?

799
01:00:24,404 --> 01:00:26,584
I wasn't gonna go
through with it, Ray.

800
01:00:26,684 --> 01:00:30,727
You fucking looked like you were
gonna go fucking through with it.

801
01:00:32,771 --> 01:00:34,451
Where'd you get that gun?

802
01:00:34,551 --> 01:00:36,115
A friend of Harry's.

803
01:00:36,215 --> 01:00:37,533
Fuck, man.

804
01:00:40,170 --> 01:00:41,659
Let me see it.

805
01:00:45,670 --> 01:00:47,158
Silencer, too.

806
01:00:49,704 --> 01:00:50,795
Nice.

807
01:00:56,370 --> 01:00:58,666
Mine's a bloody girl's gun.

808
01:01:07,804 --> 01:01:09,207
I'm keeping it.

809
01:01:09,533 --> 01:01:11,016
Pardon me?

810
01:01:12,570 --> 01:01:14,818
- Give me me gun back.
- You're not getting it back.

811
01:01:14,917 --> 01:01:16,016
You're a suicide case.

812
01:01:16,116 --> 01:01:18,818
And you were trying to
shoot me in the fucking head.

813
01:01:18,917 --> 01:01:20,449
You're not getting
that gun back.

814
01:01:20,549 --> 01:01:23,352
A great day this has
turned out to be.

815
01:01:23,452 --> 01:01:26,403
I'm suicidal,
me mate tries to kill me,

816
01:01:26,504 --> 01:01:30,095
me gun gets nicked
and we're still in fucking Bruges.

817
01:01:31,404 --> 01:01:35,686
Listen, I'm gonna give you some money
and put you on a train somewhere.

818
01:01:35,786 --> 01:01:37,119
Back to England?

819
01:01:37,219 --> 01:01:39,091
You can't go back to England, Ray.

820
01:01:39,117 --> 01:01:40,240
You'd be a dead man!

821
01:01:40,315 --> 01:01:42,349
I want to be a dead man.

822
01:01:42,449 --> 01:01:44,096
Have you been missing something?

823
01:01:45,804 --> 01:01:48,099
You don't want to be
a dead man, Ray.

824
01:01:50,936 --> 01:01:52,800
I killed a little boy!

825
01:02:06,870 --> 01:02:09,098
Then save the next little boy.

826
01:02:10,570 --> 01:02:12,593
Just go away somewhere,

827
01:02:13,337 --> 01:02:16,770
get out of this business
and try to do something good.

828
01:02:17,870 --> 01:02:20,359
You're not gonna
help anybody dead.

829
01:02:20,936 --> 01:02:23,528
You're not gonna
bring that boy back.

830
01:02:25,637 --> 01:02:27,966
But you might save the next one.

831
01:02:29,470 --> 01:02:31,698
What am I gonna be, a doctor?

832
01:02:32,404 --> 01:02:33,960
You need exams.

833
01:02:34,771 --> 01:02:37,396
Do anything, Ray.
Do anything.

834
01:02:53,936 --> 01:02:55,425
What a wanker!

835
01:02:57,437 --> 01:02:59,426
He said this whole trip,

836
01:03:01,504 --> 01:03:03,901
this whole being in Bruges thing,

837
01:03:04,670 --> 01:03:08,466
was just to give you one last,
joyful memory before you died.

838
01:03:09,936 --> 01:03:11,300
In Bruges?

839
01:03:17,003 --> 01:03:18,731
The Bahamas, maybe.

840
01:03:20,704 --> 01:03:22,431
Why fucking Bruges?

841
01:03:23,103 --> 01:03:25,035
I suppose it's cheaper.

842
01:03:31,737 --> 01:03:34,328
The rest of the acid
and the ecstasy.

843
01:03:35,404 --> 01:03:37,700
Can I have me gun back, please?

844
01:03:42,704 --> 01:03:44,670
What am I gonna do, Ken?

845
01:03:45,770 --> 01:03:47,173
What am I gonna do?

846
01:03:47,599 --> 01:03:49,054
Just keep moving.

847
01:03:49,537 --> 01:03:51,453
Keep on moving.

848
01:03:51,553 --> 01:03:53,594
Try not to think about it.

849
01:03:54,870 --> 01:03:56,286
Learn a new language, maybe?

850
01:03:56,386 --> 01:03:58,348
Sure, I can hardly do English.

851
01:03:58,448 --> 01:03:59,651
That's one thing
I like about Europe, though.

852
01:03:59,750 --> 01:04:01,815
You don't have to learn
any of their languages.

853
01:04:01,915 --> 01:04:04,584
Just forget about home for a while.

854
01:04:04,684 --> 01:04:08,114
See how the land lies
in six years, seven years.

855
01:04:08,214 --> 01:04:10,396
Seven years is not that long.

856
01:04:11,070 --> 01:04:13,149
It's longer than that boy got.

857
01:04:13,249 --> 01:04:15,725
Me first fucking job.

858
01:04:17,070 --> 01:04:19,400
Great hitman I turned out to be.

859
01:04:23,237 --> 01:04:26,169
Some people just aren't
cut out for it, Ray.

860
01:04:26,803 --> 01:04:28,030
Are you?

861
01:04:34,303 --> 01:04:36,825
When are you
going back to England?

862
01:04:37,604 --> 01:04:39,649
I'll head back in a couple
of hours or something.

863
01:04:39,748 --> 01:04:43,362
Harry's not gonna be mad at you,
is he? For letting me go?

864
01:04:44,003 --> 01:04:45,015
I'll sort out Harry.

865
01:04:45,115 --> 01:04:48,284
Just tell him I'll have probably
killed meself in a fortnight, anyway.

866
01:04:48,384 --> 01:04:50,359
You won't, will you, Ray?

867
01:05:09,803 --> 01:05:12,186
Harry? It's Ken.

868
01:05:12,286 --> 01:05:13,860
Listen to this noise.

869
01:05:16,237 --> 01:05:18,451
Do you know what that is?

870
01:05:18,551 --> 01:05:20,273
Yeah, I know you
know it's a train.

871
01:05:20,399 --> 01:05:22,045
Do you know what train?

872
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:24,364
Well, it's a train
that Ray just got on,

873
01:05:24,490 --> 01:05:25,911
and he's alive and he's well,

874
01:05:25,986 --> 01:05:28,353
and he doesn't know
where he's going and neither do I.

875
01:05:28,453 --> 01:05:31,252
So if you need to do your worst,
do your worst.

876
01:05:31,352 --> 01:05:34,551
You've got the address of the hotel.
I'll be here waiting.

877
01:05:34,650 --> 01:05:37,682
Because I've got to quite
like Bruges, now.

878
01:05:37,782 --> 01:05:39,759
It's like a fucking
fairytale or something.

879
01:06:09,404 --> 01:06:10,596
Harry.

880
01:06:11,404 --> 01:06:12,563
Harry!

881
01:06:13,103 --> 01:06:14,182
What?

882
01:06:14,282 --> 01:06:16,316
It's an inanimate fucking object.

883
01:06:16,416 --> 01:06:18,892
You're an inanimate fucking object!

884
01:06:29,070 --> 01:06:31,917
Now, you lot be good for your mummy
and Imamoto, okay?

885
01:06:32,017 --> 01:06:33,981
'Cause Daddy's got to
go away for a few days.

886
01:06:34,081 --> 01:06:35,048
Where are you going?

887
01:06:35,148 --> 01:06:36,615
I've got to go to Bruges.

888
01:06:36,715 --> 01:06:38,282
Bruges? Where's that?

889
01:06:38,382 --> 01:06:39,427
It's in Belgium.

890
01:06:40,803 --> 01:06:43,186
Why would anybody
have to go to Belgium?

891
01:06:43,286 --> 01:06:45,950
'Cause I've got to
sort something out.

892
01:06:46,050 --> 01:06:48,453
Is it something
to do with the phone?

893
01:06:48,552 --> 01:06:50,298
It's something to do with Ken.

894
01:06:52,037 --> 01:06:53,832
It's a matter of honor.

895
01:06:55,037 --> 01:06:57,764
Well, it ain't gonna
be dangerous, is it?

896
01:07:00,703 --> 01:07:03,985
Well, of course it's gonna be dangerous
if it's a matter of fucking honor!

897
01:07:04,085 --> 01:07:05,594
You are bringing the fellas with you?

898
01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:08,501
Tell me you're bringing
the fellas with you.

899
01:07:09,003 --> 01:07:10,264
Harry.

900
01:07:10,903 --> 01:07:13,718
I'm sorry for calling you
an inanimate object.

901
01:07:13,818 --> 01:07:15,201
I was upset.

902
01:08:54,970 --> 01:08:57,435
- You're Irish?
- Yes.

903
01:08:58,903 --> 01:09:00,562
What is your name?

904
01:09:02,770 --> 01:09:04,827
Derek Perlurrl.

905
01:09:08,669 --> 01:09:10,430
You hit the Canadian.

906
01:09:11,103 --> 01:09:12,952
You hit the Canadian.

907
01:09:13,052 --> 01:09:16,992
I "heet" the Canadian?
I don't know what you're talking about.

908
01:09:19,703 --> 01:09:22,226
That's him!
That's the motherfucker.

909
01:09:28,503 --> 01:09:30,594
You hit the Canadian, yeah?

910
01:09:31,603 --> 01:09:33,762
Canadian? Shit.

911
01:09:40,303 --> 01:09:43,235
- We're taking you back to Bruges.
- Brilliant.

912
01:10:10,836 --> 01:10:12,063
Aye aye.

913
01:10:13,137 --> 01:10:15,228
Take your pick, Mr. Waters.

914
01:10:18,536 --> 01:10:20,452
An Uzi?

915
01:10:20,552 --> 01:10:23,385
I'm not from South Central
Los fucking Angeles.

916
01:10:23,485 --> 01:10:27,184
I didn't come here to shoot 20 black
10-year-olds in a fucking drive-by.

917
01:10:27,284 --> 01:10:29,997
I want a normal gun
for a normal person.

918
01:10:41,569 --> 01:10:43,918
I knew he wouldn't kill the guy.

919
01:10:44,018 --> 01:10:48,163
I could see it in his eyes
when I was telling him about the alcoves.

920
01:10:49,369 --> 01:10:50,949
- About the what?
- The alcoves.

921
01:10:51,049 --> 01:10:53,798
The alcoves in the
Koningin Astrid Park.

922
01:10:56,436 --> 01:10:58,650
Oh, I also have some dumdums.

923
01:10:58,750 --> 01:11:02,181
You use this word, "dumdums"?
The bullets that make the head explode?

924
01:11:02,281 --> 01:11:03,618
Dumdums, yeah.

925
01:11:03,718 --> 01:11:06,294
Would you like some
of these dumdums?

926
01:11:06,803 --> 01:11:08,564
I know I shouldn't,

927
01:11:10,203 --> 01:11:11,566
but I will.

928
01:11:16,569 --> 01:11:18,035
Motherfucker.

929
01:11:19,336 --> 01:11:20,348
Is he talking to me?

930
01:11:20,448 --> 01:11:22,582
No, Eirik's on your side,
Mr. Waters.

931
01:11:22,682 --> 01:11:24,681
Your young friend
blinded him last night.

932
01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:25,815
Ray did?

933
01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:29,199
I was trying to rob him
and he took my gun from me.

934
01:11:30,469 --> 01:11:32,818
And the gun
was full of blanks,

935
01:11:32,918 --> 01:11:34,528
and he shot the blank
into my eye.

936
01:11:35,636 --> 01:11:40,194
And now, I cannot see from this eye
ever again, the doctors say.

937
01:11:40,903 --> 01:11:44,218
Well, to be honest, it sounds like
it was all your fault.

938
01:11:44,317 --> 01:11:45,314
What?

939
01:11:45,414 --> 01:11:48,185
I mean, basically, if you're robbing
a man and you're only carrying blanks,

940
01:11:48,284 --> 01:11:50,186
and you allow your gun
to be taken off you,

941
01:11:50,285 --> 01:11:52,483
and you allow yourself to be shot
in the eye with a blank,

942
01:11:52,583 --> 01:11:56,115
for which I assume the person has to get
quite close to you, then,

943
01:11:56,215 --> 01:11:59,450
yeah, really, it's all your fault
for being such a poof.

944
01:11:59,550 --> 01:12:02,452
So why don't you stop whingeing
and cheer the fuck up?

945
01:12:02,552 --> 01:12:05,094
Eirik, I really wouldn't respond.

946
01:12:12,236 --> 01:12:13,416
I thought you wanted the guy dead?

947
01:12:13,516 --> 01:12:15,637
I do want the guy dead.
I want him fucking crucified.

948
01:12:15,716 --> 01:12:16,831
But it don't change the fact

949
01:12:16,857 --> 01:12:19,145
that he stitched you up
like a blind, little gay boy.

950
01:12:19,185 --> 01:12:20,292
Does it?

951
01:12:22,037 --> 01:12:24,026
Thanks for the gun, Yuri.

952
01:13:30,970 --> 01:13:32,061
Well?

953
01:13:34,202 --> 01:13:36,119
The boy is suicidal, Harry.

954
01:13:36,218 --> 01:13:38,191
He's a walking dead man.

955
01:13:39,037 --> 01:13:41,015
Keeps going on
about Hell and purgatory...

956
01:13:41,115 --> 01:13:43,485
When I phoned you
yesterday, did I ask you,

957
01:13:43,585 --> 01:13:47,115
"Ken, will you do me a favor and
become Ray's psychiatrist, please?"

958
01:13:47,214 --> 01:13:49,044
No. What I think
I asked you was,

959
01:13:49,070 --> 01:13:51,706
"Could you go blow his
fucking head off for me?"

960
01:13:51,781 --> 01:13:53,748
"He's suicidal"?

961
01:13:53,848 --> 01:13:57,314
I'm suicidal. You're suicidal.
Everybody's fucking suicidal!

962
01:13:57,414 --> 01:13:59,583
We don't all keep
going on about it!

963
01:13:59,683 --> 01:14:04,019
Has he killed himself yet?
No. So he's not fucking suicidal, is he?

964
01:14:04,118 --> 01:14:05,824
He put a loaded gun
to his head this morning.

965
01:14:05,850 --> 01:14:06,550
I stopped him.

966
01:14:06,585 --> 01:14:09,092
He... What?
This gets fucking worse!

967
01:14:10,003 --> 01:14:11,105
We were down in the park...

968
01:14:11,181 --> 01:14:15,113
Let me get this right.
You were down in the park?

969
01:14:15,213 --> 01:14:17,315
What's that got to do
with fucking anything?

970
01:14:17,415 --> 01:14:20,252
Let me get this right. Not only
have you refused to kill the boy,

971
01:14:20,352 --> 01:14:22,516
you've even stopped the boy
from killing himself,

972
01:14:22,616 --> 01:14:23,850
which would have
solved my problem,

973
01:14:23,950 --> 01:14:25,183
which would have
solved your problem,

974
01:14:25,283 --> 01:14:27,152
which sounds like it would've
solved the boy's problem.

975
01:14:27,252 --> 01:14:28,849
It wouldn't have
solved his problem.

976
01:14:28,949 --> 01:14:32,881
Ken, if I had killed a little kid,
accidentally or otherwise,

977
01:14:32,981 --> 01:14:34,204
I wouldn't have thought twice.

978
01:14:34,283 --> 01:14:36,853
I'd have killed myself on the
fucking spot. On the fucking spot.

979
01:14:36,881 --> 01:14:39,516
I'd have stuck the gun in me mouth
on the fucking spot!

980
01:14:39,616 --> 01:14:43,215
That's you, Harry.
The boy has the capacity to change.

981
01:14:43,315 --> 01:14:45,803
The boy has the capacity to do
something decent with his life.

982
01:14:45,852 --> 01:14:49,268
Excuse me, Ken.
I have the capacity to change.

983
01:14:50,037 --> 01:14:53,594
Yeah, you do. You've the capacity
to get fucking worse!

984
01:14:54,202 --> 01:14:56,681
Yeah, now I'm
getting down to it!

985
01:14:56,781 --> 01:14:58,652
Harry, let's face it.

986
01:14:58,752 --> 01:15:01,416
And I'm not being funny,
I mean no disrespect,

987
01:15:01,516 --> 01:15:02,919
but you're a cunt.

988
01:15:03,019 --> 01:15:05,818
You're a cunt now,
you've always been a cunt.

989
01:15:05,918 --> 01:15:09,617
And the only thing that's gonna change is
you're gonna become an even bigger cunt.

990
01:15:09,717 --> 01:15:11,180
Maybe have some
more cunt kids.

991
01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:13,401
Leave my kids fucking out of it.
What have they done?

992
01:15:13,448 --> 01:15:15,852
You fucking retract that bit
about my cunt fucking kids!

993
01:15:15,952 --> 01:15:18,183
I retract that bit about
your cunt fucking kids.

994
01:15:18,283 --> 01:15:21,950
Insulting my fucking kids!
That's going overboard, mate!

995
01:15:22,049 --> 01:15:24,026
I retracted it, didn't I?

996
01:15:27,236 --> 01:15:28,448
Still leaves you being a cunt.

997
01:15:28,548 --> 01:15:30,894
Yeah, I fucking got that.

998
01:15:49,436 --> 01:15:51,061
Where's Ray now?

999
01:15:52,369 --> 01:15:55,015
Oh, right about now,
Ray is in one or other

1000
01:15:55,115 --> 01:16:00,660
of the one million towns in mainland Europe
it's possible to be in, other than here.

1001
01:16:14,569 --> 01:16:17,085
I'll get all the money back to you
soon as I get through to me friend.

1002
01:16:17,185 --> 01:16:18,748
It's not a problem,
Raymond.

1003
01:16:18,848 --> 01:16:21,482
And I'll get all your acid and
your ecstasy back to you, too.

1004
01:16:21,582 --> 01:16:22,980
English humor!

1005
01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:25,797
I'm assuming you've
got your gun on you.

1006
01:16:28,503 --> 01:16:30,953
That Yuri bloke's
a funny fella, isn't he?

1007
01:16:31,052 --> 01:16:32,195
He does yoga.

1008
01:16:33,569 --> 01:16:34,783
"The alcoves."

1009
01:16:34,883 --> 01:16:37,199
Was he going on
to you about the alcoves?

1010
01:16:38,536 --> 01:16:41,400
"The alcoves
in the Koningin Astrid Park."

1011
01:16:49,803 --> 01:16:53,280
Harry, I know you gotta do
what you gotta do.

1012
01:16:53,380 --> 01:16:55,217
It's a bit crowded
round here, you know?

1013
01:16:55,317 --> 01:16:56,684
Well, I'm not gonna
have a shootout

1014
01:16:56,784 --> 01:16:59,257
in the middle of a thousand
fucking Belgians, am I?

1015
01:17:01,302 --> 01:17:04,781
Not to mention the other nationalities,
just on their holidays.

1016
01:17:06,636 --> 01:17:09,451
To see the swans and the Gothic
and all the fairytale stuff, eh?

1017
01:17:09,551 --> 01:17:12,041
Are you trying to
fucking wind me up?

1018
01:17:12,167 --> 01:17:12,910
No, Harry.

1019
01:17:12,984 --> 01:17:15,352
On top of calling me a cunt
and calling me kids cunts.

1020
01:17:15,452 --> 01:17:18,386
I might just have to
fucking shoot you right here.

1021
01:17:18,486 --> 01:17:19,696
Christ!

1022
01:17:23,036 --> 01:17:25,093
Let's go up the bell tower.

1023
01:17:26,169 --> 01:17:28,349
Be quiet up there
this time of evening.

1024
01:17:28,449 --> 01:17:30,095
Let's go up there.

1025
01:17:48,870 --> 01:17:51,495
Yeah. Canadians.

1026
01:17:52,336 --> 01:17:55,483
I feel a bit bad. They didn't kill
John Lennon, did they?

1027
01:17:55,583 --> 01:17:58,018
Anyway, supposed to turn up
to court here in two days.

1028
01:17:58,118 --> 01:17:59,138
Are you going to turn up?

1029
01:17:59,214 --> 01:18:00,214
Don't know.

1030
01:18:00,314 --> 01:18:02,530
What have I got to
stay for really?

1031
01:18:04,969 --> 01:18:07,595
The most beautiful woman

1032
01:18:09,302 --> 01:18:10,927
you've ever seen

1033
01:18:12,269 --> 01:18:14,360
in all of your stupid life.

1034
01:18:24,935 --> 01:18:26,819
The tower is closed this evening.

1035
01:18:26,918 --> 01:18:29,082
No way. It's supposed
to be open till 7:00.

1036
01:18:29,182 --> 01:18:31,248
The tower is usually
open until 7:00.

1037
01:18:31,348 --> 01:18:34,050
Yesterday an American
had a heart attack up the tower.

1038
01:18:34,150 --> 01:18:35,519
Today the tower is closed.

1039
01:18:35,619 --> 01:18:39,592
Here, cranky, here's 100 for you.
We're only gonna be 20 minutes.

1040
01:18:44,803 --> 01:18:50,882
The tower is closed this evening.

1041
01:18:50,982 --> 01:18:53,299
Understand, Englishman?

1042
01:19:32,569 --> 01:19:34,547
Jimmy, I've been wanting to say

1043
01:19:34,647 --> 01:19:37,883
I'm really sorry for
karate-chopping you the other night.

1044
01:19:37,983 --> 01:19:40,318
That was way out of order.

1045
01:19:40,418 --> 01:19:45,015
You know, Ray, I'd find it easier
to believe and forgive you, somehow,

1046
01:19:45,115 --> 01:19:50,182
if the two of you weren't
laughing straight in my fucking face!

1047
01:19:52,902 --> 01:19:55,232
It's for the goddamn movie, man.

1048
01:19:58,869 --> 01:20:00,892
It is a nice town, Harry.

1049
01:20:02,536 --> 01:20:04,525
I'm glad I got to see it.

1050
01:20:08,736 --> 01:20:12,848
I didn't mean to be taking the
piss out of it being a fairytale place.

1051
01:20:12,948 --> 01:20:14,764
It is a fairytale place.

1052
01:20:15,503 --> 01:20:17,196
It really is.

1053
01:20:17,436 --> 01:20:19,108
It's just a shame
it's in Belgium, really.

1054
01:20:19,182 --> 01:20:22,518
But then you figure if it wasn't
in Belgium, if it was somewhere good,

1055
01:20:22,618 --> 01:20:24,952
there'd be too many
people coming to see it.

1056
01:20:25,078 --> 01:20:26,953
It would spoil the whole thing.

1057
01:20:29,269 --> 01:20:31,497
Well, I'm glad I got to see it

1058
01:20:33,336 --> 01:20:34,824
before I died.

1059
01:20:41,969 --> 01:20:43,697
What are you doing?

1060
01:20:44,202 --> 01:20:46,118
What are you fucking doing?

1061
01:20:46,218 --> 01:20:48,031
I'm not fighting anymore, Harry.

1062
01:20:48,969 --> 01:20:52,163
All right, then I'm blowing
your fucking head off.

1063
01:20:54,036 --> 01:20:55,901
Don't come over all Gandhi.

1064
01:20:56,027 --> 01:20:57,715
What are you fucking doing?

1065
01:20:59,503 --> 01:21:01,149
Ken, stop messing about, please.

1066
01:21:01,249 --> 01:21:03,281
Pick up your gun. I know I'm going
to beat you anyway

1067
01:21:03,381 --> 01:21:05,994
- 'cause you're a spaz, but...
- Harry,

1068
01:21:07,536 --> 01:21:09,559
I'm totally in your debt.

1069
01:21:12,503 --> 01:21:15,628
The things that have
gone between us in the past,

1070
01:21:16,336 --> 01:21:18,117
I love you unreservedly
for all that.

1071
01:21:18,217 --> 01:21:19,361
What?

1072
01:21:20,336 --> 01:21:22,063
For your integrity.

1073
01:21:23,036 --> 01:21:24,593
For your honor.

1074
01:21:25,503 --> 01:21:26,900
I love you.

1075
01:21:29,336 --> 01:21:32,499
The boy had to be let go.

1076
01:21:34,102 --> 01:21:36,799
The boy had to be given a chance.

1077
01:21:37,002 --> 01:21:39,507
And if to do that,
I had to say,

1078
01:21:39,633 --> 01:21:42,372
"Fuck you, and fuck
what I owe you,

1079
01:21:42,447 --> 01:21:44,773
"and fuck everything
that's gone on between us",

1080
01:21:44,899 --> 01:21:47,189
then that's what I had to do.

1081
01:21:47,735 --> 01:21:49,724
But I'm not fighting you.

1082
01:21:51,269 --> 01:21:53,348
And I accept, totally,
everything you've got to do.

1083
01:21:53,448 --> 01:21:55,265
I accept it. Totally.

1084
01:21:59,102 --> 01:22:00,363
Oh, yeah?

1085
01:22:02,668 --> 01:22:03,759
Yeah.

1086
01:22:08,802 --> 01:22:13,394
Well, you say all that fucking stuff,
I can't fucking shoot you now, can I?

1087
01:22:14,769 --> 01:22:17,247
It's entirely up to you, Harry.

1088
01:22:17,347 --> 01:22:19,325
It's entirely your call.

1089
01:22:20,902 --> 01:22:23,732
All I'm saying is
I'm not fighting.

1090
01:22:31,136 --> 01:22:32,714
Oh, you fucking cunt!

1091
01:22:32,814 --> 01:22:34,316
Look, I'm not gonna
do nothing to you

1092
01:22:34,341 --> 01:22:38,123
just 'cause you're standing about
like Robert fucking Powell.

1093
01:22:38,735 --> 01:22:40,416
- Like who?
- Like Robert fucking Powell

1094
01:22:40,516 --> 01:22:42,418
out of Jesus of
fucking Nazareth!

1095
01:22:42,518 --> 01:22:43,661
My fucking leg!

1096
01:22:44,136 --> 01:22:48,280
The psycho dwarf turns out to just be
a loveable little schoolboy,

1097
01:22:48,380 --> 01:22:50,680
and it's all some kind of
Boschian nightmare.

1098
01:22:50,780 --> 01:22:52,247
Kiss my ass!

1099
01:22:52,347 --> 01:22:56,496
I guess at least there weren't any
black people involved, eh, Jimmy?

1100
01:22:57,769 --> 01:22:59,133
I wasn't...

1101
01:22:59,969 --> 01:23:01,992
I wasn't talking about...

1102
01:23:03,169 --> 01:23:06,181
There's gonna be a war between
all the blacks and all the whites.

1103
01:23:06,281 --> 01:23:08,050
And all the black midgets
and all the white midgets,

1104
01:23:08,150 --> 01:23:10,282
which would actually
be really good.

1105
01:23:10,382 --> 01:23:12,116
That's just cocaine.

1106
01:23:12,216 --> 01:23:14,618
He didn't even want
the Vietnamese on his side!

1107
01:23:14,718 --> 01:23:16,827
That's just cocaine.

1108
01:23:17,802 --> 01:23:21,582
Listen, we're filming down
by the pointy building tonight.

1109
01:23:21,682 --> 01:23:24,157
It might actually be good for once.

1110
01:23:25,403 --> 01:23:27,482
You guys should come along.

1111
01:23:27,581 --> 01:23:32,497
We... I think we're just gonna have
a quiet one tonight, Jimmy.

1112
01:23:34,302 --> 01:23:35,961
That's how it is!

1113
01:23:37,969 --> 01:23:39,559
In another life.

1114
01:23:46,369 --> 01:23:48,460
They're great, aren't they?

1115
01:24:03,568 --> 01:24:06,091
You didn't. You didn't!

1116
01:24:54,769 --> 01:24:57,258
Mr. Waters? Mr. Waters?

1117
01:24:59,735 --> 01:25:02,224
- Who's that?
- It's Eirik.

1118
01:25:03,702 --> 01:25:05,634
- The blind boy?
- Yeah.

1119
01:25:07,136 --> 01:25:08,295
Yes.

1120
01:25:09,202 --> 01:25:11,449
What do you fucking want?

1121
01:25:11,549 --> 01:25:13,047
The guy you're looking for,

1122
01:25:13,147 --> 01:25:16,227
the guy Ray, he's downstairs
at the bar.

1123
01:25:52,502 --> 01:25:54,059
I'm sorry, Ken.

1124
01:25:55,236 --> 01:25:58,793
But you can't kill a kid
and expect to get away with it.

1125
01:26:00,769 --> 01:26:02,292
You just can't.

1126
01:26:17,635 --> 01:26:20,249
- Where?
- To the left when you come out.

1127
01:26:20,349 --> 01:26:22,131
The bar to the left.

1128
01:29:39,136 --> 01:29:40,382
Ken!

1129
01:29:43,102 --> 01:29:45,034
Ken! Ken!

1130
01:29:47,036 --> 01:29:48,524
Harry's here.

1131
01:29:50,735 --> 01:29:51,826
What?

1132
01:29:53,301 --> 01:29:54,494
Take

1133
01:29:56,168 --> 01:29:57,429
my gun.

1134
01:30:10,802 --> 01:30:11,927
Ken?

1135
01:30:13,036 --> 01:30:14,558
Where's my gun?

1136
01:30:16,535 --> 01:30:18,126
Where's my gun?

1137
01:30:21,102 --> 01:30:24,261
I'm gonna die now, I think.

1138
01:30:26,235 --> 01:30:27,633
Oh, Ken!

1139
01:30:29,602 --> 01:30:30,761
Jesus!

1140
01:32:38,402 --> 01:32:39,818
Mr. Blakely said you had left.

1141
01:32:39,918 --> 01:32:41,149
I need the key
to the room right now.

1142
01:32:41,249 --> 01:32:42,758
Quickly, now!

1143
01:32:43,635 --> 01:32:44,742
And you gotta
go home right now.

1144
01:32:44,768 --> 01:32:45,840
It's very, very
dangerous here.

1145
01:32:45,915 --> 01:32:47,505
- All right? Go home! Right now!
- Okay.

1146
01:33:32,135 --> 01:33:34,139
No, I won't let you up there!

1147
01:33:34,165 --> 01:33:36,307
Put that gun away, right now!

1148
01:33:36,382 --> 01:33:38,048
Lady, get out of
my fucking way, please.

1149
01:33:38,148 --> 01:33:41,426
No, I won't.
I won't get out of your way.

1150
01:33:42,101 --> 01:33:43,579
You'll have to go through me.

1151
01:33:43,679 --> 01:33:46,734
Well, obviously, I'm not gonna go through
you, am I, with a baby and that?

1152
01:33:46,783 --> 01:33:47,680
I'm a nice person.

1153
01:33:47,880 --> 01:33:50,695
But could you just get
out of the fucking way, please?

1154
01:33:55,735 --> 01:33:56,894
Marie!

1155
01:33:57,869 --> 01:34:00,183
Just let him come up, it's okay.

1156
01:34:00,283 --> 01:34:03,550
Harry, swear not to start
shooting until she's left the hotel.

1157
01:34:03,650 --> 01:34:07,017
I swear not to start shooting till she's
left the hotel. I totally swear.

1158
01:34:07,117 --> 01:34:09,551
Well, I'm not going anywhere.

1159
01:34:09,651 --> 01:34:11,782
This is my hotel.

1160
01:34:11,882 --> 01:34:13,630
So you can fuck off!

1161
01:34:26,268 --> 01:34:29,132
- I suppose you've got a gun up there?
- Yeah.

1162
01:34:30,335 --> 01:34:33,049
Then what are we gonna do?
We can't stand here all night.

1163
01:34:33,149 --> 01:34:36,180
Why don't you both put your
guns down and go home?

1164
01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:39,325
Don't be stupid.
This is the shootout.

1165
01:34:41,001 --> 01:34:44,080
- Harry, I've got an idea.
- What?

1166
01:34:44,180 --> 01:34:46,382
My room faces onto the canal, right?

1167
01:34:46,482 --> 01:34:49,148
I'm gonna go back to me room,
jump into the canal,

1168
01:34:49,248 --> 01:34:51,314
see if I can swim to the other side
and escape.

1169
01:34:51,414 --> 01:34:53,616
Right. If you go outside
and round the corner,

1170
01:34:53,716 --> 01:34:56,050
you can shoot at me from there
and try and get me.

1171
01:34:56,150 --> 01:34:58,585
That way, we leave this lady and her
baby out of the whole, entire thing.

1172
01:34:58,685 --> 01:35:00,983
Do you completely promise
to jump into the canal?

1173
01:35:01,083 --> 01:35:02,850
I don't want to run out there,
come back in 10 minutes

1174
01:35:02,949 --> 01:35:04,480
and find you fucking
hiding in a cupboard.

1175
01:35:04,580 --> 01:35:05,850
I completely promise, Harry.

1176
01:35:05,949 --> 01:35:08,250
I'm not gonna risk having another
little kid die, am I?

1177
01:35:08,350 --> 01:35:12,482
So, hang on, I go outside,
then I go which way, right or left?

1178
01:35:12,582 --> 01:35:14,017
You go right, don't you?

1179
01:35:14,117 --> 01:35:17,079
You can see it from the doorway!
It's a big fucking canal!

1180
01:35:17,179 --> 01:35:20,118
All right. Jesus!
I've only just got here, haven't I?

1181
01:35:20,218 --> 01:35:23,016
Okay. On a count of
'one, two, three, go, ' okay?

1182
01:35:23,116 --> 01:35:24,260
Okay.

1183
01:35:30,168 --> 01:35:31,450
What? Who says it?

1184
01:35:31,550 --> 01:35:32,917
Oh, you say it.

1185
01:35:33,017 --> 01:35:34,917
You guys are crazy.

1186
01:35:35,017 --> 01:35:36,384
- Are you ready?
- Ready.

1187
01:35:36,484 --> 01:35:37,979
- Set?
- Set.

1188
01:35:38,079 --> 01:35:39,863
One, two, three, go!

1189
01:35:53,934 --> 01:35:55,400
Keep driving!

1190
01:36:02,435 --> 01:36:04,798
No way. You're way
too far away.

1191
01:38:07,402 --> 01:38:09,183
The little boy.

1192
01:38:09,283 --> 01:38:10,325
That's right, Ray.

1193
01:38:11,468 --> 01:38:13,024
The little boy.

1194
01:39:22,001 --> 01:39:23,194
I see.

1195
01:39:29,834 --> 01:39:31,460
No, Harry.

1196
01:39:32,468 --> 01:39:33,990
He's not...

1197
01:39:36,634 --> 01:39:39,260
You've got to stick to your principles.

1198
01:40:05,634 --> 01:40:07,389
There's a Christmas tree
somewhere in London

1199
01:40:07,482 --> 01:40:11,366
with a bunch of presents
underneath it that'll never be opened.

1200
01:40:12,001 --> 01:40:15,579
And I thought, "If I survive all this,
I'll go to that house,

1201
01:40:15,779 --> 01:40:17,815
"apologize to the mother there,

1202
01:40:17,915 --> 01:40:21,318
"and accept whatever
punishment she chose for me..."

1203
01:40:21,418 --> 01:40:24,765
Prison, death,
it didn't matter.

1204
01:40:26,101 --> 01:40:29,383
Because at least in prison
and at least in death, you know,

1205
01:40:29,483 --> 01:40:31,831
I wouldn't be
in fucking Bruges.

1206
01:40:34,301 --> 01:40:38,358
But then, like a flash,
it came to me, and I realized,

1207
01:40:40,667 --> 01:40:43,293
"Fuck, man,
maybe that's what Hell is.

1208
01:40:44,901 --> 01:40:48,197
"The entire rest of eternity
spent in fucking Bruges!"

1209
01:40:53,068 --> 01:40:55,898
And I really, really
hoped I wouldn't die.

1210
01:40:58,501 --> 01:41:01,592
I really, really hoped I wouldn't die.