1 00:07:39,268 --> 00:07:42,437 While I'm very familiar with you and your family, 2 00:07:42,521 --> 00:07:46,191 I have no way of knowing if you are familiar with who I am. 3 00:07:47,109 --> 00:07:49,361 Are you aware of my existence? 4 00:07:50,363 --> 00:07:51,363 Yes. 5 00:07:51,447 --> 00:07:52,530 This is good. 6 00:07:53,115 --> 00:07:57,202 Now, are you aware of the job I've been ordered to carry out in France? 7 00:07:59,538 --> 00:08:00,580 Yes. 8 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:03,249 Please tell me what you've heard. 9 00:08:04,210 --> 00:08:05,543 I've heard 10 00:08:06,087 --> 00:08:10,382 that the Führer has put you in charge of rounding up the Jews left in France 11 00:08:10,466 --> 00:08:13,385 who are either hiding or passing for Gentile. 12 00:08:14,845 --> 00:08:17,722 The Führer couldn't have said it better himself. 13 00:08:19,684 --> 00:08:23,311 But the meaning of your visit, 14 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:27,983 pleasant though it is, is mysterious to me. 15 00:08:29,652 --> 00:08:32,904 The Germans looked through my house nine months ago for hiding Jews 16 00:08:32,989 --> 00:08:34,656 and found nothing. 17 00:08:36,409 --> 00:08:38,076 I'm aware of that. 18 00:08:38,577 --> 00:08:41,079 I've read the reports of this area. 19 00:08:43,082 --> 00:08:46,292 But like any enterprise, when under new management, 20 00:08:46,377 --> 00:08:49,462 there is always a slight duplication of efforts, 21 00:08:50,715 --> 00:08:55,385 most of it being a complete waste of time, but needs to be done nevertheless. 22 00:08:56,387 --> 00:08:59,431 I just have a few questions, monsieur LaPadite. 23 00:09:00,933 --> 00:09:03,184 If you can assist me with answers, 24 00:09:03,269 --> 00:09:06,396 my department can close the file on your family. 25 00:09:14,864 --> 00:09:16,031 Now, 26 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:21,953 before the occupation, there were four Jewish families in this area, 27 00:09:22,538 --> 00:09:24,873 all dairy farmers like yourself. 28 00:09:26,709 --> 00:09:31,296 Doleracs, Rollins, the Loveitts 29 00:09:33,132 --> 00:09:34,799 and the Dreyfuses. 30 00:09:34,967 --> 00:09:36,509 Is that correct? 31 00:09:36,594 --> 00:09:37,594 To my knowledge, 32 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:41,139 those were the Jewish families among the dairy farmers. 33 00:09:41,307 --> 00:09:45,143 Herr Colonel, would it disturb you if I smoked my pipe? 34 00:09:45,227 --> 00:09:46,686 Please, monsieur LaPadite, 35 00:09:46,771 --> 00:09:49,773 this is your house, make yourself comfortable. 36 00:09:50,107 --> 00:09:53,068 Now, according to these papers, 37 00:09:53,986 --> 00:09:57,405 all the Jewish families in this area have been accounted for 38 00:09:57,490 --> 00:10:00,325 except the Dreyfuses. 39 00:10:01,786 --> 00:10:05,205 Somewhere in the last year it would appear they've vanished. 40 00:10:05,289 --> 00:10:08,583 Which leads me to the conclusion that they've either made good their escape 41 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:11,586 or someone is very successfully hiding them. 42 00:10:12,797 --> 00:10:16,424 What have you heard about the Dreyfuses, monsieur LaPadite? 43 00:10:16,509 --> 00:10:17,467 Only rumors. 44 00:10:17,551 --> 00:10:18,843 I love rumors! 45 00:10:20,429 --> 00:10:21,763 Facts could be so misleading, 46 00:10:21,847 --> 00:10:25,016 where rumors, true or false, are often revealing. 47 00:10:25,434 --> 00:10:26,893 So, monsieur LaPadite, 48 00:10:26,977 --> 00:10:30,230 what rumors have you heard regarding the Dreyfuses? 49 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:36,194 Again, this is just a rumor, 50 00:10:36,278 --> 00:10:42,575 but we heard the Dreyfuses had made their way into Spain. 51 00:10:50,459 --> 00:10:53,169 So, the rumors you've heard have been of escape? 52 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:55,964 Yes. 53 00:10:59,552 --> 00:11:03,304 Having never met the Dreyfuses, would you confirm for me 54 00:11:03,389 --> 00:11:06,683 the exact members of the household and their names? 55 00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:14,065 There were five of them. 56 00:11:16,277 --> 00:11:18,945 The father, Jacob. 57 00:11:20,823 --> 00:11:23,324 Wife, Miram. 58 00:11:25,369 --> 00:11:28,955 And her brother, Bob. 59 00:11:36,213 --> 00:11:37,755 How old is Bob? 60 00:11:39,383 --> 00:11:40,717 Thirty, 31. 61 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:46,222 Continue. 62 00:11:46,599 --> 00:11:48,224 And the children, 63 00:11:49,935 --> 00:11:51,060 Amos 64 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,606 and Shosanna. 65 00:11:56,775 --> 00:11:58,610 Ages of the children? 66 00:12:05,701 --> 00:12:09,287 Amos was nine or 10. 67 00:12:12,124 --> 00:12:13,416 And Shosanna? 68 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,627 And Shosanna was 69 00:12:17,296 --> 00:12:21,090 18 or 19. I'm not really sure. 70 00:12:31,936 --> 00:12:34,270 Well, I guess that should do it. 71 00:12:40,653 --> 00:12:45,073 However, before I go, could I have another glass of your delicious milk? 72 00:12:48,118 --> 00:12:49,619 But of course. 73 00:12:56,377 --> 00:12:58,419 Monsieur LaPadite, 74 00:12:58,504 --> 00:13:02,507 are you aware of the nickname the people of France have given me? 75 00:13:06,136 --> 00:13:08,554 I have no interest in such things. 76 00:13:09,598 --> 00:13:12,308 But you are aware of what they call me. 77 00:13:14,853 --> 00:13:16,187 I'm aware. 78 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:19,816 What are you aware of? 79 00:13:29,702 --> 00:13:31,244 That they call you "The Jew Hunter." 80 00:13:31,328 --> 00:13:32,870 Precisely. 81 00:13:35,207 --> 00:13:37,834 I understand your trepidation in repeating it. 82 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,211 Heydrich apparently hates the moniker 83 00:13:40,296 --> 00:13:42,964 the good people of Prague have bestowed on him. 84 00:13:43,048 --> 00:13:46,301 Actually, why he would hate the name "the Hangman" is baffling to me. 85 00:13:46,385 --> 00:13:49,721 It would appear he has done everything in his power to earn it. 86 00:13:49,805 --> 00:13:53,057 Now I, on the other hand, love my unofficial title 87 00:13:53,142 --> 00:13:55,560 precisely because I've earned it. 88 00:13:56,979 --> 00:14:01,024 The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the Jews is, 89 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,818 as opposed to most German soldiers, 90 00:14:03,902 --> 00:14:05,903 I can think like a Jew 91 00:14:06,572 --> 00:14:09,282 where they can only think like a German. 92 00:14:09,658 --> 00:14:12,076 More precisely, a German soldier. 93 00:14:18,751 --> 00:14:23,713 Now, if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, 94 00:14:24,256 --> 00:14:27,800 it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. 95 00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:32,096 But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, 96 00:14:32,181 --> 00:14:34,307 it would be that of the rat. 97 00:14:37,102 --> 00:14:40,938 The Führer and Goebbels' propaganda have said pretty much the same thing. 98 00:14:41,023 --> 00:14:44,025 But where our conclusions differ, 99 00:14:44,109 --> 00:14:47,111 is I don't consider the comparison an insult. 100 00:14:49,615 --> 00:14:53,451 Consider for a moment the world a rat lives in. 101 00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:56,579 It's a hostile world, indeed. 102 00:14:57,414 --> 00:15:00,792 If a rat were to scamper through your front door, right now, 103 00:15:00,876 --> 00:15:03,294 would you greet it with hostility? 104 00:15:04,296 --> 00:15:06,130 I suppose I would. 105 00:15:06,215 --> 00:15:07,757 Has a rat ever done anything to you 106 00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:11,135 to create this animosity you feel toward them? 107 00:15:12,054 --> 00:15:14,680 Rats spread disease. They bite people. 108 00:15:15,224 --> 00:15:19,018 Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago. 109 00:15:19,103 --> 00:15:21,729 I propose to you any disease a rat could spread, 110 00:15:21,814 --> 00:15:24,273 a squirrel could equally carry. 111 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:25,942 Would you agree? 112 00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:30,405 Yet, I assume you don't share the same animosity with squirrels 113 00:15:30,489 --> 00:15:32,490 that you do with rats, do you? 114 00:15:32,574 --> 00:15:33,574 No. 115 00:15:33,659 --> 00:15:36,160 Yet, they're both rodents, are they not? 116 00:15:36,245 --> 00:15:40,248 And except for the tail, they even rather look alike, don't they? 117 00:15:40,666 --> 00:15:43,501 It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel. 118 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:46,254 However interesting as the thought may be, 119 00:15:46,338 --> 00:15:49,590 it makes not one bit of difference to how you feel. 120 00:15:51,927 --> 00:15:56,013 If a rat were to walk in here, right now, as I'm talking 121 00:15:57,141 --> 00:16:00,977 would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk? 122 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,520 Probably not. 123 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,897 I didn't think so. 124 00:16:05,524 --> 00:16:07,066 You don't like them. 125 00:16:07,151 --> 00:16:09,026 You don't really know why you don't like them. 126 00:16:09,111 --> 00:16:11,863 All you know is you find them repulsive. 127 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:17,118 Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search 128 00:16:17,202 --> 00:16:19,745 of a house suspected of hiding Jews. 129 00:16:20,664 --> 00:16:22,248 Where does the hawk look? 130 00:16:22,332 --> 00:16:25,501 He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, 131 00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:28,045 he looks everywhere he would hide. 132 00:16:29,006 --> 00:16:33,176 But there are so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. 133 00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:39,098 However, the reason the Führer has brought me off my Alps in Austria 134 00:16:39,183 --> 00:16:43,603 and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. 135 00:16:44,855 --> 00:16:48,191 Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of 136 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,318 once they abandon dignity. 137 00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:54,238 May I smoke my pipe as well? 138 00:16:56,575 --> 00:16:59,452 Please, Herr Colonel, make yourself at home. 139 00:17:12,216 --> 00:17:17,261 Now, my job dictates 140 00:17:22,601 --> 00:17:25,269 that I must have my men enter your home 141 00:17:29,191 --> 00:17:31,067 and conduct a thorough search 142 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:34,946 before I can officially cross your family's name off my list. 143 00:17:35,697 --> 00:17:39,575 And if there are any irregularities to be found, rest assured they will be. 144 00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:41,869 That is unless you have something to tell me 145 00:17:41,954 --> 00:17:44,997 that makes the conducting of a search unnecessary. 146 00:17:45,082 --> 00:17:47,333 I might add, also, that any information 147 00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:52,088 that makes the performance of my duty easier will not be met with punishment. 148 00:17:52,923 --> 00:17:56,467 Actually, quite the contrary. It will be met with reward. 149 00:17:56,969 --> 00:17:58,261 And that reward will be, 150 00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:01,138 your family will cease to be harassed in any way 151 00:18:01,223 --> 00:18:05,643 by the German military during the rest of our occupation of your country. 152 00:18:16,321 --> 00:18:19,657 You're sheltering enemies of the state, are you not? 153 00:18:24,997 --> 00:18:26,080 Yes. 154 00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:32,920 You're sheltering them underneath your floorboards, aren't you? 155 00:18:35,465 --> 00:18:36,507 Yes. 156 00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:42,388 Point out to me the areas where they're hiding. 157 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,785 Since I haven't heard any disturbance, 158 00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:08,581 I assume, while they're listening, they don't speak English. 159 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,542 Yes. 160 00:19:13,629 --> 00:19:16,464 I'm going to switch back to French now, and I want you to follow my masquerade. 161 00:19:16,548 --> 00:19:18,007 Is that clear? 162 00:19:19,968 --> 00:19:21,052 Yes. 163 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,115 It's the girl. 164 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,913 Au revoir, Shosanna! 165 00:21:28,346 --> 00:21:29,722 Ten-hut! 166 00:21:36,605 --> 00:21:38,481 My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine. 167 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:42,526 And I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. 168 00:21:42,611 --> 00:21:45,738 Eight Jewish American soldiers. 169 00:21:46,490 --> 00:21:50,284 Now, you all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. 170 00:21:50,368 --> 00:21:53,078 Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. 171 00:21:54,289 --> 00:21:57,583 We're going to be dropped into France dressed as civilians. 172 00:21:58,210 --> 00:22:00,503 Once we're in enemy territory, 173 00:22:01,129 --> 00:22:03,088 as a bushwhacking guerrilla army, 174 00:22:03,173 --> 00:22:06,550 we're going to be doing one thing and one thing only. 175 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,552 Killing Nazis. 176 00:22:10,555 --> 00:22:12,139 I don't know about you all, 177 00:22:12,224 --> 00:22:15,142 but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, 178 00:22:15,227 --> 00:22:19,146 cross 5,000 miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily 179 00:22:19,231 --> 00:22:23,651 and jump out of a fucking airplane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. 180 00:22:23,735 --> 00:22:25,820 Nazi ain't got no humanity. 181 00:22:26,571 --> 00:22:30,074 They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hating, mass-murdering maniac 182 00:22:30,158 --> 00:22:32,409 and they need to be destroyed. 183 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:37,122 That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearing a Nazi uniform, 184 00:22:37,582 --> 00:22:39,416 they're going to die. 185 00:22:42,379 --> 00:22:45,798 Now, I'm the direct descendent of the mountain man Jim Bridger. 186 00:22:45,882 --> 00:22:48,008 That means I got a little lndian in me. 187 00:22:48,093 --> 00:22:52,346 And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. 188 00:22:53,431 --> 00:22:55,766 We will be cruel to the Germans. 189 00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:59,436 And through our cruelty, they will know who we are. 190 00:22:59,604 --> 00:23:01,856 And they will find the evidence of our cruelty 191 00:23:01,940 --> 00:23:03,858 in the disemboweled, dismembered 192 00:23:03,942 --> 00:23:07,611 and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. 193 00:23:07,779 --> 00:23:10,197 And the German won't be able to help themselves 194 00:23:10,282 --> 00:23:14,034 but imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, 195 00:23:14,703 --> 00:23:18,122 and our boot heels and the edge of our knives. 196 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,876 And the German will be sickened by us. 197 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,169 And the German will talk about us. 198 00:23:24,254 --> 00:23:26,463 And the German will fear us. 199 00:23:26,965 --> 00:23:29,466 And when the German closes their eyes at night 200 00:23:29,551 --> 00:23:32,845 and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, 201 00:23:32,929 --> 00:23:36,640 it will be with thoughts of us that they are tortured with. 202 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:39,351 Sound good? 203 00:23:39,436 --> 00:23:41,061 Yes, sir! 204 00:23:42,397 --> 00:23:44,189 That's what I like to hear. 205 00:23:44,399 --> 00:23:48,235 But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. 206 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,196 When you join my command, you take on debit. 207 00:23:51,615 --> 00:23:54,199 A debit you owe me, personally. 208 00:23:56,202 --> 00:24:00,789 Each and every man under my command owes me 100 Nazi scalps. 209 00:24:01,499 --> 00:24:03,334 And I want my scalps. 210 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:09,423 And all y'all will get me 100 Nazi scalps taken from the heads of 100 dead Nazis. 211 00:24:11,009 --> 00:24:12,927 Or you will die trying! 212 00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:56,715 Hey, Hirschberg. 213 00:26:57,467 --> 00:26:59,176 Send that Kraut sarge over. 214 00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:00,761 You. Go. 215 00:27:34,504 --> 00:27:36,547 Sergeant Werner Rachtman. 216 00:27:37,507 --> 00:27:40,050 Lieutenant Aldo Raine. Pleased to meet you. 217 00:27:40,593 --> 00:27:42,636 You know what "sit down" means, Werner? 218 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,513 Yes. Then sit down. 219 00:27:48,184 --> 00:27:49,268 How is your English, Werner? 220 00:27:49,352 --> 00:27:52,312 Because if need be, we got a couple of fellows who can translate. 221 00:27:52,397 --> 00:27:53,480 Wicki here, 222 00:27:53,565 --> 00:27:56,817 an Austrian-Jew, got the fuck out of Munich while the getting was good. 223 00:27:56,901 --> 00:28:00,821 Became American, got drafted, come back to give y'all what for. 224 00:28:01,364 --> 00:28:03,991 Another one up there you might be familiar with. 225 00:28:04,075 --> 00:28:05,993 Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz. 226 00:28:08,079 --> 00:28:09,580 Heard of him? 227 00:28:09,914 --> 00:28:13,584 Everybody in the German Army has heard of Hugo Stiglitz. 228 00:28:24,262 --> 00:28:26,221 The reason for Hugo Stiglitz's celebrity 229 00:28:26,306 --> 00:28:28,432 among German soldiers is simple. 230 00:28:28,516 --> 00:28:34,188 As a German-enlisted man, he killed 13 Gestapo officers. 231 00:28:48,453 --> 00:28:51,455 Instead of putting him up against a wall, 232 00:28:51,539 --> 00:28:54,374 the High Command decided to send him back to Berlin 233 00:28:54,459 --> 00:28:55,959 to be made an example of. 234 00:28:57,503 --> 00:29:01,256 Needless to say, once the Basterds heard about him, 235 00:29:01,591 --> 00:29:03,258 he never got there. 236 00:29:40,171 --> 00:29:42,047 Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz? 237 00:29:44,717 --> 00:29:47,427 Lieutenant Aldo Raine. These are the Basterds. 238 00:29:47,512 --> 00:29:49,179 Ever heard of us? 239 00:29:51,182 --> 00:29:53,767 We just want to say we're a big fan of your work. 240 00:29:53,851 --> 00:29:54,977 When it comes to killing Nazis... 241 00:29:58,231 --> 00:30:00,482 I think you show great talent. 242 00:30:00,566 --> 00:30:04,361 And I pride myself for having an eye for that kind of talent. 243 00:30:07,865 --> 00:30:11,034 But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. 244 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,122 We all come here to see if you want to go pro. 245 00:30:21,963 --> 00:30:24,256 Can I assume you know who we are? 246 00:30:24,340 --> 00:30:25,674 You're Aldo the Apache. 247 00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:29,511 Werner, if you heard of us, 248 00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:32,264 you probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-taking business. 249 00:30:32,348 --> 00:30:36,268 We in the killing Nazi business, and, cousin, business is a-booming. 250 00:30:36,352 --> 00:30:37,644 Oh, yeah. 251 00:30:38,229 --> 00:30:40,772 Now, that leaves two ways we can play this out. 252 00:30:40,857 --> 00:30:43,066 Either kill you or let you go. 253 00:30:43,609 --> 00:30:45,694 Whether or not you're going to leave this ditch alive 254 00:30:45,778 --> 00:30:47,738 depends entirely on you. 255 00:30:52,076 --> 00:30:54,828 Up the road a piece, there's an orchard. 256 00:30:55,246 --> 00:30:59,666 Besides you, we know there's another Kraut patrol fucking around here somewhere. 257 00:31:00,543 --> 00:31:02,669 If that patrol were to have any crack shots, 258 00:31:02,754 --> 00:31:05,714 that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. 259 00:31:06,924 --> 00:31:10,260 So if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, 260 00:31:11,679 --> 00:31:15,182 you got to show me on this here map where they are. 261 00:31:16,059 --> 00:31:19,394 You got to tell me how many they are, and you got to tell me 262 00:31:19,479 --> 00:31:21,938 what kind of artillery they're carrying with them. 263 00:31:23,441 --> 00:31:27,652 You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger. 264 00:31:28,696 --> 00:31:32,699 Well, now, Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. 265 00:31:33,451 --> 00:31:35,660 I need to know about Germans hiding in trees. 266 00:31:35,745 --> 00:31:38,914 And you need to tell me. And you need to tell me right now. 267 00:31:40,124 --> 00:31:41,625 Now, just take that finger of yours 268 00:31:41,709 --> 00:31:45,045 and point out on this here map where this party is being held, 269 00:31:45,129 --> 00:31:48,507 how many is coming and what they brought to play with. 270 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,891 I respectfully refuse, sir. 271 00:32:00,228 --> 00:32:01,561 Hear that? 272 00:32:02,855 --> 00:32:03,939 Yes. 273 00:32:07,068 --> 00:32:09,361 That's Sergeant Donny Donowitz. 274 00:32:09,654 --> 00:32:12,364 You might know him better by his nickname. 275 00:32:12,448 --> 00:32:14,199 The Bear Jew. 276 00:32:15,284 --> 00:32:19,287 Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you got to have heard about The Bear Jew. 277 00:32:19,372 --> 00:32:20,622 I heard of The Bear Jew. 278 00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:22,332 What did you hear? 279 00:32:23,418 --> 00:32:25,836 Beats German soldiers with a club. 280 00:32:26,295 --> 00:32:30,006 He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does. 281 00:32:30,341 --> 00:32:32,426 And, Werner, I'm going to ask you one last goddamn time, 282 00:32:32,510 --> 00:32:34,386 and if you still respectfully refuse, 283 00:32:34,470 --> 00:32:36,513 I'm calling The Bear Jew over. 284 00:32:36,597 --> 00:32:38,515 He's going to take that big bat of his, 285 00:32:38,599 --> 00:32:41,768 and he's going to beat your ass to death with it. 286 00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:46,898 Now, take your Wiener-schnitzel-licking finger, 287 00:32:46,983 --> 00:32:49,985 and point out on this map what I want to know. 288 00:32:58,077 --> 00:32:59,369 Fuck you. 289 00:32:59,829 --> 00:33:01,455 And your Jew dogs. 290 00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:07,377 Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. 291 00:33:07,462 --> 00:33:09,337 Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death 292 00:33:09,422 --> 00:33:12,299 is the closest we ever get to going to the movies. Donny! 293 00:33:12,383 --> 00:33:13,508 Yeah? 294 00:33:13,593 --> 00:33:16,136 Got us a German here who wants to die for country. 295 00:33:16,220 --> 00:33:17,554 Oblige him. 296 00:34:24,121 --> 00:34:26,623 Did you get that for killing Jews? 297 00:34:26,791 --> 00:34:28,083 Bravery. 298 00:34:44,642 --> 00:34:45,767 Yeah! 299 00:34:48,396 --> 00:34:50,730 Oh, no! Oh, no! 300 00:34:50,815 --> 00:34:51,982 Donny! 301 00:34:52,567 --> 00:34:53,733 Yeah, Donny! 302 00:34:53,985 --> 00:34:56,736 About now I'd be shitting my pants if I was you. 303 00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,907 Teddy Fucking Williams knocks it out of the park! 304 00:35:00,992 --> 00:35:04,578 Fenway Park is on its feet for Teddy Fucking Ballgame! 305 00:35:04,662 --> 00:35:08,582 He went yard on that one, on to fucking Lansdowne Street! 306 00:35:08,666 --> 00:35:09,749 You! 307 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,671 Damn it, Hirschberg! 308 00:35:14,755 --> 00:35:17,674 Donny, bring that other one over here. Alive! 309 00:35:17,967 --> 00:35:20,885 Get the fuck up! Batter up. You're on deck! 310 00:35:21,178 --> 00:35:23,888 Two hits. I hit you, you hit the ground. 311 00:35:24,932 --> 00:35:26,099 English? 312 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:28,393 Wicki. 313 00:35:32,023 --> 00:35:33,982 Ask him if he wants to live. 314 00:35:36,277 --> 00:35:38,528 Tell him to point out on this map the German position. 315 00:35:43,451 --> 00:35:45,076 Ask him how many Germans. 316 00:35:47,538 --> 00:35:49,164 Around about 12. 317 00:35:49,332 --> 00:35:50,707 What kind of artillery? 318 00:36:02,470 --> 00:36:04,054 Now, when you report what happened here, 319 00:36:04,138 --> 00:36:07,807 you can't tell them you told us what you told us. They'll shoot you. 320 00:36:07,892 --> 00:36:11,811 They're going to want to know why you so special, we let you live. 321 00:36:11,896 --> 00:36:15,565 So tell them, we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks 322 00:36:15,650 --> 00:36:18,109 what's going to happen to every Nazi we find. 323 00:36:40,675 --> 00:36:43,927 Now that you've survived the war, when you get home, what you going to do? 324 00:36:50,059 --> 00:36:52,268 He's going to hug his mother. 325 00:36:54,438 --> 00:36:56,189 Well, ain't that nice? 326 00:36:56,399 --> 00:36:58,108 Ask if he's going to take off his uniform. 327 00:37:03,197 --> 00:37:05,073 He's going to burn it. 328 00:37:05,366 --> 00:37:08,076 Yeah, that's what we thought. We don't like that. 329 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:13,039 See, we like our Nazis in uniforms. That way you can spot them. 330 00:37:13,124 --> 00:37:14,666 Just like that. 331 00:37:19,296 --> 00:37:23,550 But you take off that uniform, ain't nobody going to know you's a Nazi. 332 00:37:23,634 --> 00:37:25,802 And that don't sit well with us. 333 00:37:30,975 --> 00:37:34,477 So I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off. 334 00:37:46,657 --> 00:37:50,326 You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that. 335 00:37:50,786 --> 00:37:53,955 You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't you? 336 00:37:54,915 --> 00:37:56,166 Practice. 337 00:54:18,773 --> 00:54:21,108 Au revoir, Shosanna! 338 01:02:35,519 --> 01:02:39,898 At that time, 35 millimeter nitrate film was so flammable 339 01:02:39,982 --> 01:02:43,026 that you couldn't even bring a reel onto a streetcar. 340 01:02:43,236 --> 01:02:44,945 Hey, you can't bring those here on a public vehicle. 341 01:02:45,029 --> 01:02:46,446 They're films, ain't they? Yes. 342 01:02:46,530 --> 01:02:48,198 Then they're flammable. Go on, hop off. 343 01:02:48,366 --> 01:02:52,202 Because nitrate film burns three times faster than paper. 344 01:02:55,831 --> 01:02:57,874 Shosanna has a collection 345 01:02:57,959 --> 01:03:03,004 of over 350 nitrate film prints. 346 01:04:14,577 --> 01:04:16,745 Right this way, Lieutenant. 347 01:04:36,932 --> 01:04:39,601 Lieutenant Archie Hicox reporting, sir. 348 01:04:39,685 --> 01:04:42,479 General Ed Fenech. At ease, Hicox. 349 01:04:43,314 --> 01:04:44,522 Drink? 350 01:04:46,275 --> 01:04:50,487 If you offer me a scotch and plain water, I could drink a scotch and plain water. 351 01:04:50,571 --> 01:04:54,157 That-a-boy, Lieutenant. Make it yourself like a good chap, will you? 352 01:04:54,241 --> 01:04:56,242 The bar is in the globe. 353 01:05:00,623 --> 01:05:02,707 Something for yourself, sir? 354 01:05:02,792 --> 01:05:05,960 Whiskey. Straight. No junk in it. 355 01:05:07,213 --> 01:05:10,131 It says here that you speak German fluently. 356 01:05:10,216 --> 01:05:12,175 Like a Katzenjammer Kid. 357 01:05:12,259 --> 01:05:14,886 And your occupation before the war? 358 01:05:14,970 --> 01:05:16,137 I'm a film critic. 359 01:05:16,764 --> 01:05:18,723 List your accomplishments. 360 01:05:18,808 --> 01:05:20,683 Well, sir, such as they are, 361 01:05:20,768 --> 01:05:25,313 I write reviews and articles for a publication called Films and Filmmakers, 362 01:05:25,398 --> 01:05:27,816 and I've had two books published. 363 01:05:28,150 --> 01:05:31,736 Impressive. Don't be modest, Lieutenant. What are their titles? 364 01:05:31,821 --> 01:05:32,821 The first book was called 365 01:05:32,905 --> 01:05:37,409 Art of the Eyes, the Heart and the Mind: A Study of German Cinema in the '20s. 366 01:05:37,493 --> 01:05:41,329 And the second one was called Twenty-Four Frame da Vinci. 367 01:05:41,414 --> 01:05:46,751 It's a sub textual film criticism study of the work of German director G.W. Pabst. 368 01:05:47,253 --> 01:05:48,837 What should we drink to, sir? 369 01:05:48,921 --> 01:05:50,171 Well... 370 01:05:51,424 --> 01:05:53,383 Down with Hitler. 371 01:05:53,467 --> 01:05:54,843 All the way down, sir. 372 01:05:55,219 --> 01:05:56,469 Yes. 373 01:06:00,182 --> 01:06:04,269 Are you familiar with German cinema under the Third Reich? 374 01:06:06,147 --> 01:06:10,358 Yes. Obviously, I haven't seen any of the films made in the last three years, 375 01:06:10,443 --> 01:06:12,694 but I'm familiar with it. 376 01:06:12,778 --> 01:06:13,820 Explain it to me. 377 01:06:14,488 --> 01:06:15,530 Pardon, sir? 378 01:06:15,614 --> 01:06:19,868 Well, this little escapade of ours requires a knowledge of the German film industry 379 01:06:19,952 --> 01:06:25,123 under the Third Reich. Explain to me UFA under Goebbels. 380 01:06:27,293 --> 01:06:29,669 Goebbels considers the films he's making 381 01:06:29,753 --> 01:06:33,006 to be the beginning of a new era in German cinema. 382 01:06:33,466 --> 01:06:35,133 An alternative to what he considers 383 01:06:35,217 --> 01:06:38,178 the Jewish-German intellectual cinema of the '20s, 384 01:06:38,888 --> 01:06:41,556 and the Jewish-controlled dogma of Hollywood. 385 01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:43,224 How's he doing? 386 01:06:43,767 --> 01:06:46,352 Frightfully sorry, sir. Once again? 387 01:06:46,812 --> 01:06:51,399 You say he wants to take on the Jews at their own game. 388 01:06:52,401 --> 01:06:55,403 Well, compared to, say, Louis B. Mayer, 389 01:06:56,238 --> 01:06:58,490 how's he doing? 390 01:06:58,574 --> 01:06:59,824 Quite well, actually. 391 01:07:00,493 --> 01:07:02,076 Since Goebbels has taken over, 392 01:07:02,161 --> 01:07:06,581 film attendance has steadily risen in Germany over the last eight years. 393 01:07:06,665 --> 01:07:10,126 But Louis B. Mayer wouldn't be Goebbels' proper opposite number. 394 01:07:10,211 --> 01:07:14,005 I believe Goebbels sees himself closer to David O. Selznick. 395 01:07:18,427 --> 01:07:19,802 Brief him. 396 01:07:20,137 --> 01:07:25,183 Lieutenant Hicox, at this point and time I'd like to brief you on Operation Kino. 397 01:07:25,768 --> 01:07:26,893 Three days from now 398 01:07:26,977 --> 01:07:31,314 Joseph Goebbels is throwing a gala premiere of one of his new movies in Paris. 399 01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:32,524 What film, sir? 400 01:07:32,608 --> 01:07:35,276 The motion picture is called Nation's Pride. 401 01:07:36,237 --> 01:07:39,614 In attendance at this joyous Germatic occasion 402 01:07:39,698 --> 01:07:44,118 will be Goebbels, Goring, Bormann, and most of the German High Command 403 01:07:44,203 --> 01:07:47,956 including all high ranking officers of both the SS and the Gestapo, 404 01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:51,459 as well as luminaries of the Nazi propaganda film industry. 405 01:07:51,544 --> 01:07:53,628 The master race at play? 406 01:07:53,712 --> 01:07:57,882 Basically, we have all our rotten eggs in one basket. 407 01:07:57,967 --> 01:08:00,510 The objective of Operation Kino, 408 01:08:01,428 --> 01:08:03,179 blow up the basket. 409 01:08:03,973 --> 01:08:08,059 And like the snows of yesteryear, gone from this earth. 410 01:08:08,978 --> 01:08:10,645 Jolly good, sir. 411 01:08:11,397 --> 01:08:14,899 An American Secret Service outfit that lives deep behind enemy lines 412 01:08:14,984 --> 01:08:16,526 will be your assist. 413 01:08:16,610 --> 01:08:20,488 The Germans call them the Basterds. 414 01:08:21,031 --> 01:08:24,242 The Basterds. Never heard of them. 415 01:08:24,410 --> 01:08:27,245 Whole point of the Secret Service, old boy, you not hearing of them. 416 01:08:27,329 --> 01:08:31,332 But the Jerries have heard of them, because these Yanks have been them the devil. 417 01:08:31,417 --> 01:08:36,129 You'll be dropped into France, about 24 kilometers outside of Paris. 418 01:08:36,213 --> 01:08:38,298 The Basterds will be waiting for you. 419 01:08:38,382 --> 01:08:41,134 First thing, you'll go to a little village called Nadine. 420 01:08:42,261 --> 01:08:45,054 In Nadine, there's a tavern called La Louisiane. 421 01:08:45,139 --> 01:08:48,308 There you'll rendezvous with our double agent. She'll take it from there. 422 01:08:48,392 --> 01:08:50,518 She's the one who is going to get you into the premiere. 423 01:08:50,603 --> 01:08:54,355 It'll be you, her, and two German-born members of the Basterds. 424 01:08:54,440 --> 01:08:57,859 She's also made all the other arrangements you're going to need. 425 01:08:58,694 --> 01:08:59,861 How will I know her? 426 01:08:59,987 --> 01:09:03,197 I suspect that won't be too much trouble for you. 427 01:09:04,283 --> 01:09:07,201 Your contact is Bridget von Hammersmark. 428 01:09:07,286 --> 01:09:08,745 Bridget von Hammersmark? 429 01:09:09,997 --> 01:09:12,999 The German movie star is working for England? 430 01:09:13,083 --> 01:09:15,668 Yes, for the last two years now. 431 01:09:15,753 --> 01:09:19,297 One could even say that Operation Kino was her brainchild. 432 01:09:19,381 --> 01:09:20,548 Indeed. 433 01:09:20,633 --> 01:09:21,674 Got the gist? 434 01:09:21,759 --> 01:09:24,510 I think so, sir. Paris when it sizzles. 435 01:09:28,641 --> 01:09:32,143 You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous is in a fucking basement. 436 01:09:32,227 --> 01:09:33,561 I didn't know. 437 01:09:33,646 --> 01:09:35,063 You said it was in a tavern. 438 01:09:35,147 --> 01:09:36,314 It is a tavern. 439 01:09:36,398 --> 01:09:37,774 Yeah, in a basement. 440 01:09:38,442 --> 01:09:41,319 You know, fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. 441 01:09:41,403 --> 01:09:44,697 Number one being, you're fighting in a basement. 442 01:09:44,782 --> 01:09:46,658 What if we go in there and she's not even there? 443 01:09:46,742 --> 01:09:47,992 We wait. 444 01:09:48,827 --> 01:09:52,914 Don't worry. She's a British spy. She'll make the rendezvous. 445 01:10:14,436 --> 01:10:16,771 Stiglitz, right? 446 01:10:16,855 --> 01:10:17,897 That's right, sir. 447 01:10:19,149 --> 01:10:21,651 I hear you're pretty good with that. 448 01:10:25,447 --> 01:10:28,574 You know, we're not looking for trouble right now. 449 01:10:28,826 --> 01:10:32,370 Simply making contact with our agent. Should be uneventful. 450 01:10:34,206 --> 01:10:39,085 However, the off chance I'm wrong, things prove eventful, 451 01:10:40,295 --> 01:10:43,214 I need to know we can all remain calm. 452 01:10:47,928 --> 01:10:49,345 I don't look calm to you? 453 01:10:52,307 --> 01:10:57,186 Well, now that you put it like that, I guess you do. 454 01:11:12,327 --> 01:11:18,124 This Jerry of yours, Stiglitz, not exactly the loquacious type, is he? 455 01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:23,671 Is that the kind of man you need? Loquacious type? 456 01:11:25,424 --> 01:11:27,967 Fair point, Lieutenant. 457 01:11:30,262 --> 01:11:33,014 So you all get in trouble in there, what are we supposed to do? 458 01:11:33,098 --> 01:11:35,308 Make bets on how it all comes out? 459 01:11:36,518 --> 01:11:39,687 If we get into trouble, we can handle it. 460 01:11:41,190 --> 01:11:44,108 But if trouble does happen, we need you to make damn sure 461 01:11:44,193 --> 01:11:48,362 no Germans, or French, for that matter, escape from that basement. 462 01:11:49,281 --> 01:11:53,534 If Frau von Hammersmark's cover is compromised, the mission is kaput. 463 01:11:53,869 --> 01:11:59,540 Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the deathtrap rendezvous? 464 01:12:00,542 --> 01:12:01,959 She chose the spot. 465 01:12:02,044 --> 01:12:03,669 Isn't that just dandy? 466 01:12:03,754 --> 01:12:07,715 Look, she's not a military strategist. She's just an actress. 467 01:12:08,091 --> 01:12:11,928 You don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement. 468 01:12:12,012 --> 01:12:14,055 She wasn't picking a place to fight. 469 01:12:14,139 --> 01:12:16,933 She was picking a place isolated and without Germans. 470 01:15:24,162 --> 01:15:25,162 Mmm. 471 01:31:46,394 --> 01:31:48,728 Well, if this is it, old boy, 472 01:31:49,313 --> 01:31:52,315 I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's. 473 01:31:53,442 --> 01:31:55,360 By all means, Captain. 474 01:32:01,409 --> 01:32:05,036 There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good Scotch. 475 01:32:06,455 --> 01:32:09,249 Seeing as I may be rapping on the door momentarily, 476 01:32:14,338 --> 01:32:17,966 I must say, damn good stuff, sir. 477 01:32:21,262 --> 01:32:24,097 Now, about this pickle 478 01:32:25,683 --> 01:32:27,475 we find ourselves in. 479 01:32:29,895 --> 01:32:32,981 It would appear there's only one thing left for you to do. 480 01:32:33,065 --> 01:32:34,941 And what would that be? 481 01:32:35,651 --> 01:32:36,651 Stiglitz. 482 01:32:36,736 --> 01:32:38,153 Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls. 483 01:33:14,899 --> 01:33:16,649 You outside. Who are you? 484 01:33:17,234 --> 01:33:18,902 British? American? 485 01:33:19,653 --> 01:33:20,779 What? 486 01:33:21,572 --> 01:33:23,114 We're American. 487 01:33:23,407 --> 01:33:24,866 What are you? 488 01:33:25,201 --> 01:33:27,160 I'm a German, you idiot. 489 01:33:27,495 --> 01:33:30,205 Speak English pretty good for a German. 490 01:33:30,289 --> 01:33:31,498 I agree. 491 01:33:32,792 --> 01:33:34,292 So let's talk. 492 01:33:35,044 --> 01:33:36,419 Okay, talk. 493 01:33:37,129 --> 01:33:38,588 I'm a father. 494 01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:42,759 My baby was born today. In Frankfurt. 495 01:33:43,260 --> 01:33:44,803 Five hours ago. 496 01:33:45,429 --> 01:33:49,682 H is name is Max. We were in here drinking, celebrating. 497 01:33:50,518 --> 01:33:53,937 They're the ones that came in shooting and killing. It's not my fault! 498 01:33:54,021 --> 01:33:56,147 Okay! It wasn't your fault. 499 01:33:57,525 --> 01:33:59,317 What's your name, soldier? 500 01:33:59,401 --> 01:34:00,652 Wilhelm. 501 01:34:01,529 --> 01:34:05,073 Now, is there anybody alive on our side? 502 01:34:05,157 --> 01:34:06,950 No. I'm alive! 503 01:34:09,161 --> 01:34:10,537 Who's that? 504 01:34:13,332 --> 01:34:15,333 ls the girl on your side? 505 01:34:16,877 --> 01:34:18,128 Which girl? 506 01:34:18,212 --> 01:34:20,630 Who do you think? Von Hammersmark. 507 01:34:22,216 --> 01:34:23,842 Yeah, she's ours. 508 01:34:24,677 --> 01:34:25,927 Is she okay? 509 01:34:28,931 --> 01:34:29,973 Wilhelm! 510 01:34:31,225 --> 01:34:32,851 She's been shot. 511 01:34:33,853 --> 01:34:35,436 But she's alive. 512 01:34:39,358 --> 01:34:40,859 Okay, Wilhelm. 513 01:34:41,861 --> 01:34:44,279 What do you say we make us a deal? 514 01:34:45,614 --> 01:34:46,990 What's your name? 515 01:34:47,074 --> 01:34:48,199 Aldo. 516 01:34:49,076 --> 01:34:51,327 Okay, Wilhelm, here's my deal. 517 01:34:51,579 --> 01:34:55,206 You let me and one of my men come down there and take the girl away. 518 01:34:55,291 --> 01:34:57,834 No guns. No guns me, no guns you. 519 01:34:57,918 --> 01:35:01,462 And we take the girl and leave. It's that simple, Willi. 520 01:35:01,839 --> 01:35:04,299 You go your way, we go ours. 521 01:35:04,383 --> 01:35:07,260 And little Max gets to grow up playing catch with his daddy. 522 01:35:08,429 --> 01:35:11,347 So what do you say, Willi? We got us a deal? 523 01:35:15,769 --> 01:35:16,853 Aldo. 524 01:35:18,105 --> 01:35:19,731 I'm here, Willi. 525 01:35:21,358 --> 01:35:23,109 I want to trust you. 526 01:35:23,194 --> 01:35:24,360 But... 527 01:35:25,279 --> 01:35:26,779 But how can l? 528 01:35:28,991 --> 01:35:30,992 What choice you got, son? 529 01:35:36,874 --> 01:35:38,917 Okay, okay. 530 01:35:40,502 --> 01:35:41,711 Aldo, 531 01:35:42,796 --> 01:35:44,422 I'm going to trust you. 532 01:35:45,299 --> 01:35:46,299 Come down. 533 01:36:02,274 --> 01:36:05,235 Hey, Willi, what's with the machine gun? I thought we had us a deal? 534 01:36:05,319 --> 01:36:07,570 We still have a deal. Now, get the girl and go. 535 01:36:07,655 --> 01:36:09,197 Not so fast. 536 01:36:09,281 --> 01:36:11,866 We only got a deal, we trust each other. 537 01:36:11,951 --> 01:36:13,660 And a Mexican standoff ain't trust. 538 01:36:14,161 --> 01:36:16,663 You need guns on me for it to be a Mexican standoff. 539 01:36:17,331 --> 01:36:20,458 You got guns on us. You decide to shoot, we're dead. 540 01:36:20,542 --> 01:36:23,836 Up top, they got grenades. They drop them down here, you're dead. 541 01:36:23,921 --> 01:36:26,297 That's a Mexican standoff, and that was not the deal. 542 01:36:26,382 --> 01:36:28,049 No trust, no deal. 543 01:36:43,941 --> 01:36:45,525 All right, Aldo. 544 01:36:47,194 --> 01:36:48,319 Fine. 545 01:36:51,699 --> 01:36:55,118 Just take that fucking traitor, and get her out of my sight. 546 01:37:07,214 --> 01:37:10,633 Not so goddamn fast, doc. Tell him to go play with his dogs. 547 01:37:22,813 --> 01:37:26,733 Before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions. 548 01:37:26,817 --> 01:37:28,609 Few questions about what? 549 01:37:29,111 --> 01:37:31,279 About I got three men dead back there. 550 01:37:31,363 --> 01:37:34,157 Why don't you try telling us what the fuck happened? 551 01:37:34,241 --> 01:37:38,202 The British officer blew his German act and the Gestapo major saw it. 552 01:37:39,288 --> 01:37:41,539 Before we get into who shot John, 553 01:37:42,374 --> 01:37:46,502 why'd you invite my men to a rendezvous in a basement with a bunch of Nazis? 554 01:37:51,425 --> 01:37:53,843 I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, 555 01:37:53,927 --> 01:37:56,596 that the Nazis being there must look odd. 556 01:37:56,680 --> 01:37:59,182 Yeah, we got a word for that kind of odd in English. 557 01:37:59,266 --> 01:38:01,267 It's called suspicious. 558 01:38:05,564 --> 01:38:07,357 Everybody needs to calm down. 559 01:38:07,441 --> 01:38:10,109 You're letting your imagination get the better of you. 560 01:38:11,487 --> 01:38:14,447 You met the sergeant yourself. Willi. 561 01:38:14,531 --> 01:38:16,366 You remember him, don't you? 562 01:38:16,450 --> 01:38:17,450 Yeah, I remember him. 563 01:38:17,534 --> 01:38:21,287 His wife had a baby tonight. He had just become a... 564 01:38:21,372 --> 01:38:23,081 He had just become a father! 565 01:38:23,165 --> 01:38:27,001 His commanding officer gave him and his mates the night off to celebrate. 566 01:38:30,381 --> 01:38:36,636 The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. 567 01:38:36,720 --> 01:38:38,471 It couldn't be both. 568 01:38:48,690 --> 01:38:50,566 How'd the shooting start? 569 01:38:50,651 --> 01:38:53,152 The Englishman gave himself away. 570 01:38:53,237 --> 01:38:54,862 How'd he do that? 571 01:38:56,115 --> 01:38:58,324 He ordered three glasses. 572 01:38:59,535 --> 01:39:01,452 We order three glasses. 573 01:39:01,662 --> 01:39:03,621 That's the German three. 574 01:39:04,498 --> 01:39:06,290 The other looks odd. 575 01:39:06,875 --> 01:39:09,210 Germans would and did notice it. 576 01:39:17,845 --> 01:39:19,929 Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans 577 01:39:20,013 --> 01:39:22,598 and everything went exactly the way it was supposed to. 578 01:39:22,683 --> 01:39:24,600 What was the next step? 579 01:39:24,852 --> 01:39:26,060 Tuxedos. 580 01:39:26,728 --> 01:39:29,480 To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms 581 01:39:29,565 --> 01:39:32,358 with all the military there would've been suicide. 582 01:39:34,361 --> 01:39:37,613 But going as members of the German film industry, 583 01:39:38,031 --> 01:39:41,200 they wear tuxedos and fit in with everybody else. 584 01:39:42,703 --> 01:39:45,872 I arranged for the tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight. 585 01:39:47,082 --> 01:39:49,500 How'd you intend to get them in that premiere? 586 01:39:49,585 --> 01:39:51,210 Hand me my purse. 587 01:40:01,096 --> 01:40:03,514 Lieutenant Hicox was going as my escort. 588 01:40:04,850 --> 01:40:08,853 The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant. 589 01:40:09,980 --> 01:40:11,647 You still get us in that premiere? 590 01:40:11,732 --> 01:40:14,901 You speak German better than your friends? No. 591 01:40:15,319 --> 01:40:17,528 Have I been shot? Yes! 592 01:40:18,071 --> 01:40:22,909 I don't see me tripping the light fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon. 593 01:40:23,911 --> 01:40:26,329 Least of all, by tomorrow night. 594 01:40:39,218 --> 01:40:42,512 However, there's something you don't know. 595 01:40:44,598 --> 01:40:48,684 There've been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino. 596 01:40:50,479 --> 01:40:55,566 One, the venue has been changed from The Ritz to a much smaller venue. 597 01:40:56,109 --> 01:40:59,278 Enormous change at the last minute? That's not very Germatic. 598 01:40:59,363 --> 01:41:02,323 Why the hell is Goebbels doing stuff so damn peculiar? 599 01:41:02,407 --> 01:41:06,118 It probably has something to do with the second development. 600 01:41:06,495 --> 01:41:07,787 Which is? 601 01:41:12,084 --> 01:41:14,669 Der Fuhrer is attending the premiere. 602 01:41:49,413 --> 01:41:51,038 Fuck a duck! 603 01:41:59,673 --> 01:42:01,549 What are you thinking? 604 01:42:02,843 --> 01:42:05,011 I'm thinking getting a whack at planting old Uncle Adolf 605 01:42:05,095 --> 01:42:06,971 makes this horse a different color. 606 01:42:07,055 --> 01:42:08,723 What is that supposed to mean? 607 01:42:08,807 --> 01:42:10,725 It means you getting us in that premiere. 608 01:42:10,809 --> 01:42:13,728 I'm probably going to end up losing this leg. 609 01:42:14,354 --> 01:42:16,731 Bye-bye, acting career. Fun while it lasted. 610 01:42:16,815 --> 01:42:19,692 How do you expect me to walk the red carpet? 611 01:42:21,862 --> 01:42:24,864 Doggy doc's going to dig that slug out your gam. 612 01:42:24,948 --> 01:42:26,991 He's going to wrap it up in a cast, 613 01:42:27,075 --> 01:42:29,201 and you got a good how-l-broke-my-leg- mountain-climbing story. 614 01:42:29,286 --> 01:42:31,954 That's German, ain't it? You all like climbing mountains, don't you? 615 01:42:32,039 --> 01:42:35,333 I don't. I like smoking, drinking and ordering in restaurants. 616 01:42:35,417 --> 01:42:37,209 But I see your point. 617 01:42:37,461 --> 01:42:40,963 We fill you up with morphine till it's coming out your ears 618 01:42:41,048 --> 01:42:44,342 and just limp your little ass up that reuge carpet. 619 01:42:45,844 --> 01:42:49,096 I know this is a silly question before I ask it, 620 01:42:49,181 --> 01:42:54,560 but can you Americans speak any other language than English? 621 01:42:55,395 --> 01:42:57,647 We both speak a little ltalian. 622 01:42:57,731 --> 01:43:00,232 With an atrocious accent, no doubt. 623 01:43:01,985 --> 01:43:05,446 But that doesn't exactly kill us in the crib. 624 01:43:06,239 --> 01:43:09,075 Germans don't have a good ear for ltalian. 625 01:43:12,996 --> 01:43:16,832 So you mumble ltalian and brazen through it. Is that the plan? 626 01:43:17,084 --> 01:43:18,709 That's about it. 627 01:43:22,547 --> 01:43:23,547 That sounds good. 628 01:43:23,632 --> 01:43:26,008 It sounds like shit. What else are we going to do? Go home? 629 01:43:26,093 --> 01:43:27,927 No, that sounds good. 630 01:43:28,762 --> 01:43:32,682 If you don't blow it, with that, I can get you in the building. 631 01:43:33,684 --> 01:43:34,725 Who does what? 632 01:43:34,810 --> 01:43:38,979 Well, I speak the most ltalian, so I'll be your escort. 633 01:43:39,064 --> 01:43:42,191 Donowitz speaks second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. 634 01:43:42,275 --> 01:43:45,277 Omar, third most. He'll be Donny's assistant. 635 01:43:45,821 --> 01:43:46,946 I don't speak ltalian. 636 01:43:47,030 --> 01:43:50,408 Like I said, third best. Just keep your fucking mouth shut. 637 01:43:50,492 --> 01:43:52,034 In fact, why don't you start practicing right now? 638 01:47:21,411 --> 01:47:22,411 Yes. 639 01:53:51,676 --> 01:53:52,774 Gorlomi? 640 01:54:03,062 --> 01:54:04,942 Gorlomi. 641 01:54:13,448 --> 01:54:15,198 Gorlomi. 642 01:54:17,744 --> 01:54:19,578 Antonio Margheriti. 643 01:54:22,123 --> 01:54:23,839 Margheriti. 644 01:54:31,257 --> 01:54:32,591 Margheriti. 645 01:54:33,760 --> 01:54:34,760 Dominick Decocco. 646 01:54:34,886 --> 01:54:37,262 Dominick Decocco. 647 02:00:24,652 --> 02:00:26,444 What's that American expression? 648 02:00:26,529 --> 02:00:28,947 "If the shoe fits, you must wear it." 649 02:01:32,428 --> 02:01:37,015 Fucking shithead. Faggot fuck. Fuck you! 650 02:01:37,141 --> 02:01:39,142 Bunch of shithead fuck. 651 02:01:42,062 --> 02:01:43,605 Fuck you, too! 652 02:01:46,233 --> 02:01:50,361 Goddamn Nazi farts, sons of bitches! Get your hands off me. 653 02:01:50,863 --> 02:01:54,365 You fucking bratwurst-smelling... Goddamn you! Get off! 654 02:01:59,872 --> 02:02:00,997 Hmm. 655 02:02:12,927 --> 02:02:14,260 You Jerry-banging, Limburg-smelling... 656 02:02:18,516 --> 02:02:20,809 As Stanley said to Livingstone, 657 02:02:20,893 --> 02:02:23,061 Lieutenant Aldo Raine, I presume? 658 02:02:23,979 --> 02:02:25,355 Hans Landa. 659 02:02:27,525 --> 02:02:29,901 You've had a nice long run, Aldo. 660 02:02:30,820 --> 02:02:33,655 Alas, you're now in the hands of the SS. 661 02:02:33,739 --> 02:02:35,281 My hands to be exact. 662 02:02:35,366 --> 02:02:39,077 And they've been waiting a long time to touch you. 663 02:02:42,957 --> 02:02:44,749 Caught you flinching. 664 02:02:48,963 --> 02:02:51,172 Touch me again, Kraut-burger. 665 02:03:07,022 --> 02:03:08,022 Utivich? 666 02:03:08,107 --> 02:03:09,524 Is that you, Lieutenant? 667 02:03:09,608 --> 02:03:10,692 Yeah. 668 02:03:11,277 --> 02:03:13,361 Do you know what happened to Donny? 669 02:03:13,445 --> 02:03:14,571 Omar? 670 02:03:15,281 --> 02:03:16,281 The woman? 671 02:03:16,365 --> 02:03:17,615 No, I do not. 672 02:04:04,163 --> 02:04:07,707 Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you're sitting, 673 02:04:07,791 --> 02:04:09,751 would you show me mercy? 674 02:04:14,340 --> 02:04:15,465 Nope. 675 02:04:16,133 --> 02:04:19,385 What is that English expression about shoes and feet? 676 02:04:19,470 --> 02:04:23,014 "Looks like the shoe is on the other foot." Yeah, I was just thinking that. 677 02:04:36,070 --> 02:04:38,947 So you're Aldo the Apache. 678 02:04:40,074 --> 02:04:41,282 So you're The Jew Hunter. 679 02:04:41,367 --> 02:04:43,076 I'm a detective. 680 02:04:43,160 --> 02:04:45,036 A damn good detective. 681 02:04:45,371 --> 02:04:46,955 Finding people is my specialty, 682 02:04:47,039 --> 02:04:49,457 so naturally, I worked for the Nazis finding people. 683 02:04:49,541 --> 02:04:52,669 And, yes, some of them were Jews. But Jew Hunter? 684 02:04:54,004 --> 02:04:55,880 Just a name that stuck. 685 02:04:56,340 --> 02:04:59,133 Well, you do have to admit, it is catchy. 686 02:05:00,594 --> 02:05:03,763 Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? 687 02:05:03,847 --> 02:05:06,349 Aldo the Apache and the Little Man? 688 02:05:07,434 --> 02:05:09,560 What do you mean the Little Man? 689 02:05:09,645 --> 02:05:11,437 Germans' nickname for you. 690 02:05:11,522 --> 02:05:14,565 The Germans' nickname for me is the Little Man? 691 02:05:14,942 --> 02:05:19,487 And as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. 692 02:05:19,571 --> 02:05:21,990 I mean, you're a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, 693 02:05:22,074 --> 02:05:23,866 as your reputation would suggest. 694 02:05:23,951 --> 02:05:25,493 Where's my men? 695 02:05:26,036 --> 02:05:28,371 Where's Bridget von Hammersmark? 696 02:05:31,250 --> 02:05:34,419 Well, let's just say, she got what she deserved. 697 02:05:36,922 --> 02:05:39,424 And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmark, 698 02:05:39,508 --> 02:05:41,509 you get what you pay for. 699 02:05:42,928 --> 02:05:47,932 Now as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar... 700 02:05:48,017 --> 02:05:49,934 How you know our names? 701 02:05:50,519 --> 02:05:52,103 Lieutenant Aldo, 702 02:05:53,981 --> 02:05:55,398 if you don't think I wouldn't interrogate 703 02:05:55,482 --> 02:05:58,860 every single one of your swastika-marked survivors, 704 02:06:01,280 --> 02:06:04,866 we simply aren't operating on the level of mutual respect I assumed. 705 02:06:04,950 --> 02:06:06,534 No, I guess not. 706 02:06:06,744 --> 02:06:11,873 Well, back to the whereabouts of your two ltalian saboteurs. 707 02:06:15,044 --> 02:06:16,794 As of this moment, 708 02:06:16,879 --> 02:06:21,716 both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in the very seats we left them in. 709 02:06:22,342 --> 02:06:25,970 Double-zero 23 and double-zero 24, if my memory serves. 710 02:06:26,722 --> 02:06:30,141 Explosives still around their ankles, still ready to explode. 711 02:06:30,225 --> 02:06:33,478 And your mission, some would call a terrorist plot, 712 02:06:33,562 --> 02:06:36,064 as of this moment, is still a go. 713 02:06:36,148 --> 02:06:39,484 That's a pretty exciting story. What's next? Eliza on lce? 714 02:06:39,568 --> 02:06:40,818 However, 715 02:06:42,696 --> 02:06:45,823 all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, 716 02:06:45,908 --> 02:06:48,743 inform the cinema, and your plan is kaput. 717 02:06:51,163 --> 02:06:56,375 If they're still here, and if they're still alive, and that's one big if, 718 02:06:57,711 --> 02:06:59,504 there ain't no way you're going to take them boys 719 02:06:59,588 --> 02:07:01,214 without setting off them bombs. 720 02:07:01,298 --> 02:07:03,049 I have no doubt. 721 02:07:03,133 --> 02:07:06,427 And, yes, some Germans will die. Yes, it will ruin the evening. 722 02:07:06,512 --> 02:07:09,430 And, yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you 723 02:07:09,515 --> 02:07:11,599 for what you've done to his big night. 724 02:07:12,851 --> 02:07:15,144 But you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, 725 02:07:15,229 --> 02:07:18,272 you won't get Goring, and you won't get Bormann. 726 02:07:18,357 --> 02:07:20,942 And you need all four to end the war. 727 02:07:22,611 --> 02:07:25,780 But if I don't pick up this phone right here, 728 02:07:25,864 --> 02:07:28,199 you may very well get all four. 729 02:07:29,451 --> 02:07:34,288 And if you get all four, you end the war 730 02:07:35,541 --> 02:07:36,791 tonight. 731 02:07:38,168 --> 02:07:39,710 So, gentlemen, 732 02:07:40,420 --> 02:07:43,631 let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight. 733 02:07:46,552 --> 02:07:48,386 So, the way I see it, 734 02:07:48,470 --> 02:07:52,682 since Hitler's death or possible rescue rests solely on my reaction, 735 02:07:53,350 --> 02:07:54,934 if I do nothing, 736 02:07:55,352 --> 02:07:58,062 it's as if I'm causing his death even more than yourselves. 737 02:07:58,147 --> 02:07:59,397 Wouldn't you agree? 738 02:08:00,065 --> 02:08:01,399 I guess so. 739 02:08:03,986 --> 02:08:05,987 How about you, Utivich? 740 02:08:06,071 --> 02:08:07,697 I guess so, too. 741 02:08:13,245 --> 02:08:14,495 Gentlemen, I have no intention 742 02:08:14,580 --> 02:08:17,665 of killing Hitler and killing Goebbels and killing Goring and killing Bormann, 743 02:08:17,749 --> 02:08:20,501 not to mention winning the war single-handedly for the Allies, 744 02:08:20,586 --> 02:08:24,338 only later to find myself standing before a Jewish tribunal. 745 02:08:26,425 --> 02:08:29,969 If you want to win the war tonight, 746 02:08:31,597 --> 02:08:33,764 we have to make a deal. 747 02:08:36,768 --> 02:08:38,519 What kind of deal? 748 02:08:38,604 --> 02:08:41,147 The kind you wouldn't have the authority to make. 749 02:08:41,231 --> 02:08:45,776 However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. 750 02:08:46,778 --> 02:08:48,112 A general. 751 02:08:48,780 --> 02:08:50,448 I'm betting for... 752 02:08:52,159 --> 02:08:54,076 OSS would be my guess. 753 02:08:57,998 --> 02:09:00,458 That's a bingo! 754 02:09:03,462 --> 02:09:05,963 Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo." 755 02:09:06,048 --> 02:09:07,924 You just say, "Bingo." 756 02:09:08,008 --> 02:09:10,259 Bingo! How fun. 757 02:09:12,679 --> 02:09:15,765 But I digress. Where were we? Yeah! Make a deal. 758 02:09:16,308 --> 02:09:20,728 Over there is a very capable two-way radio and sitting behind it 759 02:09:20,812 --> 02:09:24,982 is a more than capable radio operator named Hermann. 760 02:09:25,317 --> 02:09:27,652 Get me someone on the other end of that radio 761 02:09:27,736 --> 02:09:30,780 with the power of the pen to authorize my, 762 02:09:30,864 --> 02:09:33,783 let's call it, the terms of my conditional surrender. 763 02:09:33,867 --> 02:09:36,285 If that tastes better going down. 764 02:09:37,079 --> 02:09:38,329 You know, where I'm from... 765 02:09:38,413 --> 02:09:40,289 Yeah? Where is that exactly? 766 02:09:40,374 --> 02:09:42,416 Maynardville, Tennessee. 767 02:09:42,501 --> 02:09:44,961 I've done my share of bootlegging. 768 02:09:45,170 --> 02:09:48,839 U p there, if you engage in what the federal government calls illegal activity, 769 02:09:48,924 --> 02:09:51,050 but what we call just a man trying to make a living for his family 770 02:09:51,134 --> 02:09:55,554 selling moonshine liquor, it behooves oneself to keep his wits. 771 02:09:57,516 --> 02:10:00,935 Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true, 772 02:10:01,603 --> 02:10:02,853 it ain't. 773 02:10:04,690 --> 02:10:07,441 Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing, 774 02:10:07,526 --> 02:10:12,238 and 999. 999 times out of a million, you would be correct. 775 02:10:14,241 --> 02:10:17,827 But in the pages of history, every once in a while, 776 02:10:18,412 --> 02:10:21,789 fate reaches out and extends its hand. 777 02:10:28,630 --> 02:10:30,589 What shall the history books read? 778 02:10:57,451 --> 02:11:00,661 I implore you. We must destroy that tower. 779 02:11:02,080 --> 02:11:03,706 Sarge, that tower... 780 02:11:23,268 --> 02:11:25,186 The tower stands! 781 02:11:32,319 --> 02:11:34,820 Psst! Psst! 782 02:14:04,930 --> 02:14:07,097 So when the military history of this night is written, 783 02:14:07,182 --> 02:14:10,851 it will be recorded that I was part of Operation Kino 784 02:14:10,936 --> 02:14:13,729 from the very beginning as a double agent. 785 02:14:13,813 --> 02:14:17,858 Anything I've done in my guise as an SS Colonel 786 02:14:17,943 --> 02:14:20,986 was sanctioned by the OSS as a necessary evil 787 02:14:21,071 --> 02:14:23,781 to establish my cover with the Germans. 788 02:14:23,990 --> 02:14:27,284 And it was my placement of Lieutenant Raine's dynamite 789 02:14:27,369 --> 02:14:30,329 in Hitler and Goebbels' opera box that assured their demise. 790 02:14:47,472 --> 02:14:50,474 By the way, that last part is actually true. 791 02:14:50,559 --> 02:14:55,479 I want my full military pension and benefits under my proper rank. 792 02:14:55,814 --> 02:14:58,232 I want to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor 793 02:14:58,316 --> 02:15:02,278 for my invaluable assistance in the toppling of the Third Reich. 794 02:15:03,697 --> 02:15:06,782 In fact, I want all the members of Operation Kino 795 02:15:06,866 --> 02:15:09,827 to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor. 796 02:15:10,203 --> 02:15:13,914 Full citizenship for myself. Well, that goes without saying. 797 02:15:14,207 --> 02:15:17,418 And I would like the United States of America 798 02:15:17,502 --> 02:15:21,589 to purchase property for me on Nantucket lsland 799 02:15:21,673 --> 02:15:24,925 as a reward for all the countless lives I've saved 800 02:15:25,010 --> 02:15:27,344 by bringing the tyranny of the National Socialist Party 801 02:15:27,429 --> 02:15:31,056 to a swifter-than-imagined end. Do you have all that, sir? 802 02:15:32,851 --> 02:15:36,312 I look forward to seeing you face to face as well, sir. 803 02:15:37,188 --> 02:15:39,398 Lieutenant Raine? Right here. 804 02:15:42,611 --> 02:15:43,819 Yes, sir. 805 02:15:43,903 --> 02:15:47,656 Colonel Landa will put you and Private Utivich in a truck as prisoners. 806 02:15:47,741 --> 02:15:52,119 Then he and his radio operator will get in the truck and drive to our lines. 807 02:15:52,203 --> 02:15:56,790 Upon crossing our lines, Colonel Landa and his man will surrender to you. 808 02:15:56,875 --> 02:15:59,418 You will then take over driving of the truck 809 02:15:59,502 --> 02:16:02,880 and bring them straight to me for debriefing. Is that clear, Lieutenant? 810 02:16:02,964 --> 02:16:04,089 Yes, sir. 811 02:16:04,174 --> 02:16:05,633 Over and out. 812 02:21:49,811 --> 02:21:52,396 When I kill that guy, you got 30 feet to get to that guard. 813 02:21:52,480 --> 02:21:54,439 Can you do it? I have to. 814 02:22:24,679 --> 02:22:26,013 Champagne? 815 02:23:17,857 --> 02:23:20,567 Who wants to send a message to Germany? 816 02:23:21,402 --> 02:23:23,737 I have a message for Germany. 817 02:23:27,200 --> 02:23:29,451 That you are all going to die. 818 02:23:33,206 --> 02:23:38,627 And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew who's going to do it! 819 02:23:40,713 --> 02:23:43,799 Marcel, burn it down. 820 02:23:44,801 --> 02:23:46,301 Oui, Shosanna. 821 02:24:21,754 --> 02:24:23,880 My name is Shosanna Dreyfus, 822 02:24:24,257 --> 02:24:25,841 and this is the face 823 02:24:27,802 --> 02:24:30,137 of Jewish vengeance. 824 02:26:35,805 --> 02:26:37,597 Hermann, uncuff them. 825 02:26:56,242 --> 02:27:00,245 I'm officially surrendering myself over to you, Lieutenant Raine. 826 02:27:01,372 --> 02:27:03,164 We're your prisoners. 827 02:27:04,000 --> 02:27:05,709 How about my knife? 828 02:27:11,674 --> 02:27:13,633 Thank you very much, Colonel. 829 02:27:13,718 --> 02:27:16,803 Utivich, cuff the Colonel's hands behind his back. 830 02:27:16,887 --> 02:27:19,097 Is that really necessary? 831 02:27:19,181 --> 02:27:21,266 I'm a slave to appearances. 832 02:27:24,437 --> 02:27:25,937 Scalp Hermann. 833 02:27:27,606 --> 02:27:29,274 Are you mad? 834 02:27:29,650 --> 02:27:31,401 What have you done? 835 02:27:31,902 --> 02:27:35,238 I made a deal with your general for that man's life! 836 02:27:36,324 --> 02:27:39,701 Yeah, they made that deal. But they don't give a fuck about him. They need you. 837 02:27:39,785 --> 02:27:41,745 You'll be shot for this! 838 02:27:42,413 --> 02:27:45,915 Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before. 839 02:27:47,251 --> 02:27:51,421 You know, Utivich and myself heard that deal you made with the brass. 840 02:27:51,881 --> 02:27:53,631 End the war tonight? 841 02:27:55,051 --> 02:27:56,593 I'd make that deal. 842 02:27:56,677 --> 02:27:58,511 How about you, Utivich? You make that deal? 843 02:27:58,596 --> 02:27:59,596 I'd make that deal. 844 02:27:59,680 --> 02:28:02,182 I don't blame you. Damn good deal. 845 02:28:02,933 --> 02:28:06,061 And that pretty little nest you feathered for yourself. 846 02:28:06,145 --> 02:28:09,522 Well, if you're willing to barbecue the whole High Command, 847 02:28:09,607 --> 02:28:12,609 I suppose that's worth certain considerations. 848 02:28:13,361 --> 02:28:15,445 But I do have one question. 849 02:28:16,530 --> 02:28:19,282 When you get to your little place on Nantucket lsland, 850 02:28:19,367 --> 02:28:23,912 I imagine you are going to take off that handsome-looking SS uniform of yours. 851 02:28:23,996 --> 02:28:25,330 Ain't you? 852 02:28:29,293 --> 02:28:31,169 That's what I thought. 853 02:28:31,921 --> 02:28:33,797 Now, that I can't abide. 854 02:28:35,216 --> 02:28:37,509 How about you, Utivich, can you abide it? 855 02:28:37,593 --> 02:28:39,469 Not one damn bit, sir. 856 02:28:41,097 --> 02:28:43,181 I mean, if I had my way, 857 02:28:43,682 --> 02:28:48,144 you'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-sucking life. 858 02:28:49,647 --> 02:28:50,647 But I'm aware that ain't practical. 859 02:28:50,731 --> 02:28:53,775 I mean, at some point, you're going to have to take it off. 860 02:28:53,859 --> 02:28:54,984 So, 861 02:28:55,945 --> 02:28:59,656 I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off. 862 02:29:24,598 --> 02:29:26,724 You know something, Utivich? 863 02:29:27,101 --> 02:29:29,894 I think this just might be my masterpiece. 864 02:29:53,895 --> 02:30:03,895 Subtitles by ARAVIND B