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{\an8}TONY: Been a while since
I was up here in front of you.
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{\an8}Maybe I'll do us all a favor
and just stick to the cards.
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{\an8}(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
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{\an8}There's been speculation
that I was involved in the events that occurred
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{\an8}on the freeway
and the rooftop...
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{\an8}CHRISTINE: Sorry, Mr. Stark,
do you honestly expect us to believe that
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{\an8}that was a bodyguard
in a suit that conveniently appeared,
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{\an8}despite the fact that you
sorely despise bodyguards?
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{\an8}Yes.
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{\an8}And this mysterious
bodyguard was somehow equipped
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{\an8}with an undisclosed
Stark high-tech powered battle...
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{\an8}Moscow
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{\an8}I know that
it's confusing.
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{\an8}It is one thing to question
the official story, and another thing entirely
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{\an8}to make wild accusations,
or insinuate that I'm a superhero.
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{\an8}I mean, let's face it,
I'm not the heroic type.
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{\an8}(MAN TRANSLATING
SIMULTANEOUSLY IN RUSSIAN)
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{\an8}A laundry list
of character defects,
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{\an8}all the mistakes I've made,
largely public.
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{\an8}The truth is
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{\an8}I am Iron Man.
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{\an8}(ALL CLAMORING)
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{\an8}(ANTON CALLING OUT WEAKLY)
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Ivan...
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Ivan.
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Vanya.
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(ANTON COUGHING)
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(ANTON GASPING)
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(TV ANNOUNCER
CHATTERING IN RUSSIAN)
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(IN RUSSIAN)
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That should be you.
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Don't listen to that crap.
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I'm sorry.
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All I can give you
is my knowledge.
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{\an8}(ANTON COUGHS)
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{\an8}(ANTON EXHALES)
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{\an8}(ROARING)
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{\an8}(POWER SURGING)
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{\an8}(SQUAWKS)
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{\an8}(CHUCKLING)
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MAN: (ON RADIO)
270 at 30 knots.
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Holding steady
at 15,000 feet.
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You are clear
for exfiltration over the drop zone.
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♪ All you women
who want a man of the street
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♪ But you don't know
which way you wanna turn
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♪ Just keep a coming
and put your hand out to me
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♪ 'Cause I'm the one
who's gonna make you burn
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♪ I'm gonna take you down
Down, down, down
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♪ So don't you fool around
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♪ I'm gonna pull it
Pull it, pull the trigger
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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(LOUD ROCK
PLAYING IN THE STADIUM)
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♪ Too many women
with too many pills
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♪ Shoot to thrill
Play to kill
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Stark Expo - Flushing,
New York
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♪ I got my gun at the ready
Gonna fire at will, yeah
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♪ Shoot you, shoot you
Shoot you, shoot you down
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♪ Shoot you, shoot you
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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♪ I'm gonna shoot to thrill
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♪ Play to kill
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♪ Shoot to thrill
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♪ Yeah, ooh, yeah ♪
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CROWD: (CHANTING)
Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony!
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Oh! It's good
to be back.
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You missed me?
MAN: Blow something up!
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I missed you, too.
Blow something up? I already did that.
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(PEOPLE CHUCKLING)
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I'm not saying that
the world is enjoying
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its longest period
of uninterrupted peace in years because of me.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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I'm not saying that from
the ashes of captivity,
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never has a greater phoenix
metaphor been personified in human history.
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I'm not saying that
Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair,
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sipping on an iced tea
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because I haven't
come across anyone who's man enough
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to go toe-to-toe
with me on my best day.
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(CHEERING LOUDLY)
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WOMAN:
I love you, Tony!
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Please, it's not about me.
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It's not about you.
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It's not even about us.
It's about legacy.
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It's about what we
choose to leave behind for future generations.
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And that's why
for the next year
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and for the first
time since 1974,
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the best and
brightest men and women
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of nations
and corporations the world over
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will pool their resources,
share their collective vision,
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to leave behind
a brighter future.
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(CHEERING)
It's not about us.
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Therefore, what I'm saying,
if I'm saying anything,
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is welcome back
to the Stark Expo.
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And now, making
a special guest appearance from the great beyond
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to tell you what
it's all about,
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please welcome
my father, Howard.
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Everything is achievable
through technology.
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Better living, robust health,
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and for the first time
in human history,
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the possibility
of world peace.
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So, from all of us here
at Stark Industries,
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I would like to personally
introduce you to the City of the Future.
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Technology holds
infinite possibilities for mankind,
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and will one day rid
society of all its ills.
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Soon, technology
will affect the way you live your life every day.
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No more tedious work,
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leaving more time
for leisure activities and enjoying the sweet life.
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The Stark Expo. Welcome.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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We are coming to you
live from the kickoff of the Stark Expo,
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where Tony Stark
has just walked offstage.
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Don't worry
if you can't make it down here tonight
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because this Expo
goes on all year long.
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And I'm gonna be here
checking out all the attractions
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and the pavilions
and the inventions from all around the world.
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Make sure you join me...
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All right, it's a zoo
out there, watch out.
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Open up, let's go.
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TONY: Hey!
Nice to see you.
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All right. Thank you.
I remember you.
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WOMAN: Tony, Tony...
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TONY: Hey, hey...
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Call me.
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HAPPY: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come on, come on.
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TONY: Hello.
It would be a pleasure.
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HAPPY: Okay.
TONY: See you, buddy.
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This is Larry.
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TONY: Hey,
the oracle of Oracle.
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What a pleasure.
Nice to see you.
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Call me. Call me.
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HAPPY: Larry King.
TONY: Larry!
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Ah, yes,
my people, my people.
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Come on, Tony.
There we go.
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Very mellow.
That wasn't so bad.
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No, it was perfect.
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Look what we got here,
the new model.
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Hey, does she come
with the car? I certainly hope so.
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Hi.
Hi.
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And you are?
Marshal.
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Irish. I like it.
Pleased to meet you, Tony.
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I'm on the wheel.
Do you mind? Where you from?
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Bedford.
What are you doing here?
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Looking for you.
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Yeah? You found me.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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What are you
up to later?
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Serving subpoenas.
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Yikes.
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He doesn't like
to be handed things.
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Yeah, I have a peeve.
I got it.
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You are hereby
ordered to appear
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before the Senate
Armed Services Committee
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tomorrow morning
at 9:00 a.m.
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Can I see a badge?
You wanna see the badge?
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He likes the badge.
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You still like it?
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Yep.
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How far are we
from D.C.?
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D.C.? 250 miles.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(GAVEL BANGING)
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Washington, D.C.
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STERN: Mr. Stark,
could we pick up now where we left off?
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(BANGING GAVEL)
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Mr. Stark. Please.
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Yes, dear?
Can I have your attention?
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Absolutely.
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Do you
or do you not possess a specialized weapon?
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I do not.
You do not?
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I do not. Well, it depends
on how you define the word "weapon."
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The Iron Man weapon.
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My device does not
fit that description.
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Well... How would
you describe it?
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I would describe it
by defining it as what it is, Senator.
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As?
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It's a high-tech
prosthesis.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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That is... That is...
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That's actually
the most apt description I can make of it.
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It's a weapon.
It's a weapon, Mr. Stark.
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Please, if your priority
was actually the well-being of the American citizen...
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My priority is to get
the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people
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of the United
States of America.
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Well, you can forget it.
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I am Iron Man.
The suit and I are one.
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To turn over the Iron Man suit
would be to turn over myself,
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which is tantamount
to indentured servitude or prostitution,
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depending on what
state you're in.
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You can't have it.
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Look, I'm no expert...
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In prostitution?
Of course not. You're a senator. Come on.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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I'm no expert
in weapons.
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We have somebody here
who is an expert on weapons.
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I'd now like to call
Justin Hammer,
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our current primary
weapons contractor.
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Let the record reflect that
I observed Mr. Hammer entering the chamber,
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and I am wondering
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if and when any actual expert
will also be in attendance.
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(PEOPLE MURMURING)
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(LAUGHS)
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Absolutely. I'm no expert.
I defer to you, Anthony. You're the wonder boy.
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Senator, if I may.
I may well not be an expert,
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but you know who
was the expert?
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Your dad. Howard Stark.
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Really a father
to us all, and to the military-industrial age.
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Let's just be clear.
He was no flower child. He was a lion.
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We all know why we're here.
In the last six months,
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Anthony Stark
has created a sword with untold possibilities.
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And yet he insists
it's a shield.
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He asks us to trust him
as we cower behind it.
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I wish I were comforted,
Anthony, I really do.
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I'd love to leave
my door unlocked when I leave the house,
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but this ain't Canada.
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You know,
we live in a world of grave threats,
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threats that Mr. Stark
will not always be able to foresee.
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Thank you.
God bless Iron Man. God bless America.
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That is well said,
Mr. Hammer.
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The committee would
now like to invite
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Lieutenant Colonel
James Rhodes to the chamber.
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Rhodey? What?
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Hey, buddy.
I didn't expect to see you here.
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Look, it's me, I'm here.
Deal with it. Let's move on.
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I just...
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Drop it.
All right, I'll drop it.
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STERN: I have before me
a complete report on the Iron Man weapon,
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compiled by Colonel Rhodes.
And, Colonel, for the record,
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can you please
read page 57, paragraph four?
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You're requesting
that I read specific selections
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from my report, Senator?
Yes, sir.
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It was my understanding
that I was going to be testifying
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in a much more comprehensive
and detailed manner.
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I understand.
A lot of things have changed today.
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So if you could
just read... You do understand
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that reading
a single paragraph out of context does not reflect
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the summary of my final...
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Just read it, Colonel.
I do. Thank you.
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Very well.
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"As he does not operate
within any definable branch of government,
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"Iron Man presents
a potential threat
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"to the security
of both the nation
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"and to her interests."
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I did, however,
go on to summarize that the benefits of Iron Man
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far outweigh
the liabilities. Uh... Uh... Uh...
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And that it would
be in our interest...
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That's enough, Colonel.
246
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...to fold Mr. Stark...
That's enough.
247
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,477
...into the existing
chain of command, Senator.
248
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:47,797
I'm not a joiner,
but I'll consider
249
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,437
Secretary of Defense,
if you ask nice.
250
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,517
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
251
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,659
We can amend
the hours a little bit.
252
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,117
I'd like to go on
and show, if I may,
253
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,357
the imagery
that's connected to your report.
254
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,957
I believe it is
somewhat premature to reveal these images
255
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,117
to the general
public at this time.
256
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,197
STERN: With all
due respect,
257
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,477
Colonel, I understand.
258
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:07,640
And if you could
just narrate those for us, we'd be very grateful.
259
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,680
Let's have the images.
260
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,357
Intelligence suggests
that the devices seen in these photos
261
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,237
are, in fact,
attempts at making
262
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,877
manned copies of
Mr. Stark's suit.
263
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:23,997
This has been corroborated
by our allies and local intelligence on the ground,
264
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:29,200
indicating that these suits
are quite possibly, at this moment, operational.
265
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:33,120
Hold on one second, buddy.
Let me see something here.
266
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:36,840
Oh! Boy, I'm good.
I commandeered your screens.
267
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:40,557
I need them.
Time for a little transparency.
268
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,397
Now, let's see
what's really going on. What is he doing?
269
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:45,720
If you will
direct your attention to said screens...
270
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,437
I believe
that's North Korea.
271
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,480
(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)
272
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,840
(PEOPLE SCREAMING ON TV)
273
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,480
Can you turn that off?
Take it off.
274
00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,757
Iran.
275
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:03,000
(MAN SHOUTING ON TV)
276
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,037
No grave immediate
threat here.
277
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:09,480
Is that Justin Hammer?
How did Hammer get in the game?
278
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,957
Justin, you're on TV.
Focus up.
279
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,117
(PEOPLE MURMURING)
280
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,917
HAMMER: Okay,
give me a left twist.
281
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,040
Left's good.
Turn to the right.
282
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,397
(MAN SCREAMING ON TV)
283
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,237
HAMMER: Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
284
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,480
TONY: Wow.
285
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:28,237
Yeah, I'd say
most countries, five, 10 years away.
286
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,597
Hammer Industries, 20.
287
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,197
I'd like to point out that
that test pilot survived.
288
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,957
STERN: I think we're done,
is the point that he's making.
289
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,597
(STUTTERS) I don't think
there's any reason...
290
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:36,877
The point is,
you're welcome, I guess.
291
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:37,957
STERN: For what?
292
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,160
Because I'm your
nuclear deterrent.
293
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,797
It's working. We're safe.
America is secure.
294
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,797
You want my property?
You can't have it.
295
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,351
But I did you
a big favor.
296
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,920
I've successfully
privatized world peace.
297
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,360
What more do you want?
For now!
298
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,000
I tried to play ball
with these ass-clowns.
299
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:02,480
(BLEEP) you, Mr. Stark.
(BLEEP) you, buddy.
300
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,677
We're adjourned.
We're adjourned for today.
301
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:05,757
Okay.
302
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,135
You've been a delight.
303
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:12,837
(MAN ON TV
TRANSLATING IN RUSSIAN)
304
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,157
My bond is
with the people.
305
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:20,440
And I will serve
this great nation at the pleasure of myself.
306
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,157
If there's one
thing I've proven
307
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:25,600
it's that you can count
on me to pleasure myself.
308
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,560
(POWER SURGING)
309
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,280
Malibu, California
310
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,197
(ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO)
311
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,797
Wake up.
Daddy's home.
312
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,440
JARVIS: Welcome home, sir.
313
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,397
Congratulations on
the opening ceremonies.
314
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,557
They were such a success,
as was your Senate hearing.
315
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,397
And may I say how
refreshing it is
316
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,357
to finally see you in a video
with your clothing on, sir.
317
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,960
(CHUCKLES)
318
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,280
You!
319
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,037
I swear to God
I'll dismantle you. I'll soak your motherboard.
320
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,957
I'll turn you
into a wine rack.
321
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,197
(POWERING DOWN)
322
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:27,637
How many ounces a day
of this gobbledegook am I supposed to drink?
323
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:31,680
We are up to 80 ounces
a day to counteract the symptoms, sir.
324
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,640
Check palladium levels.
325
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,920
Blood toxicity, 24%.
326
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,757
It appears that
the continued use of the Iron Man suit
327
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,200
is accelerating
your condition.
328
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,120
Another core
has been depleted.
329
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,157
God, they're
running out quick.
330
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,917
I have run simulations
on every known element,
331
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:01,120
and none can serve
as a viable replacement for the palladium core.
332
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:06,440
You are running
out of both time and options.
333
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,680
(EXHALES)
334
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:14,480
Unfortunately, the device
that's keeping you alive is also killing you.
335
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,677
Miss Potts is approaching.
336
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,408
I recommend that
you inform her... TONY: Mute.
337
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,680
Uh-uh.
Is this a joke?
338
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,397
What are you thinking?
What?
339
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:29,517
(ANGRILY)
What are you thinking?
340
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,837
Hey, I'm thinking
I'm busy.
341
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,240
And you're angry
about something.
342
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,717
Do you have the sniffles?
I don't wanna get sick.
343
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,237
Did you just donate...
Keep your business.
344
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:39,837
...our entire modern art
collection to the...
345
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,557
Boy Scouts of America.
...Boy Scouts of America?
346
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,437
Yes. It is
a worthwhile organization.
347
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,877
I didn't physically
check the crates but, basically, yes.
348
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,037
And it's not
"our" collection, it's my collection.
349
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,157
No offense.
350
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,277
No, you know what?
I think I'm actually entitled
351
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,957
to say "our" collection
352
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:56,237
considering the time
that I put in, over 10 years,
353
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,157
curating that.
It was a tax write-off. I needed that.
354
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,317
You know, there's only
about 8,011 things
355
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,117
that I really need
to talk to you about.
356
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,917
Dummy. Hey,
stop spacing out.
357
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,477
The Bridgeport's
already machining that part.
358
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,917
The Expo is a gigantic
waste of time.
359
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,237
I need you to wear
a surgical mask until you're feeling better.
360
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,397
Is that okay?
That's rude.
361
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:13,957
There's nothing
more important to me than the Expo.
362
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,397
It's my primary
point of concern.
363
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,477
I don't know
why you're...
364
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,637
The Expo is your
ego gone crazy.
365
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,480
Wow. Look at that.
366
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,077
That's modern art.
That's going up.
367
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,197
Oh, you've got
to be kidding.
368
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,917
I'm gonna put
this up right now.
369
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:27,997
This is vital.
370
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,197
Stark is in
complete disarray.
371
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,277
You understand that?
372
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,637
No. Our stocks have
never been higher.
373
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:32,877
Yes, from
a managerial standpoint.
374
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,037
You are...
Well, if it's messy,
375
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,637
then let's double back.
Let me give you an example.
376
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,317
Let's move on to
another subject. Oh, no, no, no, no.
377
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,117
You are not taking down
the Barnett Newman
378
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,717
and hanging that up!
I'm not taking it down.
379
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,037
I'm just replacing
it with this.
380
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,477
Let's see what
I can get going here. Okay, fine.
381
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,717
My point is,
we have already awarded contracts
382
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,477
to the wind farm people.
Yeah. Don't say "wind farm."
383
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:49,557
I'm already
feeling gassy.
384
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:50,637
And to the plastic
plantation tree,
385
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:51,717
which was your idea,
by the way.
386
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,837
Those people
are on payroll...
387
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,717
Everything was my idea.
...and you won't make a decision.
388
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,517
I don't care
about the liberal agenda anymore.
389
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,957
It's boring. Boring.
I'm giving you a boring alert.
390
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,037
You do it.
391
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,357
I do what?
392
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,397
Excellent idea.
I just figured this out. You run the company.
393
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,997
Yeah, I'm trying
to run the company.
394
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,237
Pepper, I need you
to run the company.
395
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,717
Well, stop trying
to do it and do it. You will not
396
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,517
give me
the information... I'm not asking you to try...
397
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:10,717
...in order to...
I'm asking you
398
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,037
to physically do it.
I need you to do it.
399
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,837
I am trying to do it.
Pepper, you're not listening to me!
400
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,837
No, you are not
listening to me. I'm trying to make you CEO.
401
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,800
Why won't you let me?
402
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,397
Have you been drinking?
403
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,480
Chlorophyll.
404
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:27,517
I hereby irrevocably
appoint you chairman and CEO of Stark Industries,
405
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,480
effective immediately.
406
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,640
Yeah, done deal. Okay?
407
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,677
I've actually given this
a fair amount of thought,
408
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:41,680
believe it or not.
Doing a bit of headhunting, so to speak,
409
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:45,597
trying to figure out
who a worthy successor would be.
410
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,520
And then I realized
411
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,600
it's you.
It's always been you.
412
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:55,717
I thought there'd
be a legal issue,
413
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:59,280
but actually I'm capable
of appointing my successor.
414
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
My successor being you.
415
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,840
Congratulations?
416
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,117
Take it, just take it.
I don't know what to think.
417
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,040
Don't think. Drink.
418
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,603
(LAUGHING IN SHOCK)
There you go.
419
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,120
(MAN SPEAKS RUSSIAN)
420
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,157
(TONY CHATTERING)
421
00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,237
PEPPER: The notary's here!
422
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,677
Can you please come sign
the transfer paperwork?
423
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,520
TONY: I'm on happy time.
424
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:09,637
(GROANS)
425
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:10,917
Sorry.
What the hell was that?
426
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:11,997
It's called
mixed martial arts.
427
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,477
It's been around
for three weeks.
428
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,637
It's called dirty boxing.
There's nothing new about it.
429
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,200
TONY: All right,
put them up. Come on.
430
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:25,720
I promise you this is the
only time I will ask you to sign over your company.
431
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,280
I need you to
initial each box.
432
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,037
Lesson one.
Never take your eye off...
433
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,200
(GRUNTING)
434
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:34,877
(BELL RINGS)
435
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,117
HAPPY: That's it.
I'm done.
436
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,197
What's your name, lady?
437
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,677
Rushman. Natalie Rushman.
438
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,317
Front and center.
Come into the church.
439
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,037
No. You're seriously
not gonna ask...
440
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,157
TONY: If it pleases
the court, which it does.
441
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,240
It's no problem.
442
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,640
I'm sorry.
He's very eccentric.
443
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,320
What?
444
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,397
Can you give her
a lesson?
445
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,920
No problem.
446
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,077
(WHISPERING) Pepper.
447
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,320
What?
448
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,237
Who is she?
449
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,477
She is from legal.
450
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:18,677
And she is potentially
a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit
451
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:19,757
if you keep
ogling her like that.
452
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:20,917
I need a new
assistant, boss.
453
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,837
Yes, and I've got
three excellent potential candidates.
454
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,437
They're lined up
and ready to meet you.
455
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,397
I don't have time to meet.
I need someone now. I feel like it's her.
456
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:29,557
No, it's not.
457
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,437
You ever boxed before?
I have, yes.
458
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,517
What, like, the Tae Bo?
Booty Boot Camp? Crunch? Something like that?
459
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:35,597
(CLEARS THROAT)
460
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,197
How do I spell
your name, Natalie?
461
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,277
R-U-S-H-M-A-N.
462
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,597
PEPPER: What,
are you gonna google her now?
463
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,757
TONY: Hmm? I thought
I was ogling her.
464
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,117
Oh, wow. Very, very
impressive individual.
465
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,557
PEPPER:
You're so predictable, you know that?
466
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,797
She's fluent in
French, Italian, Russian, Latin.
467
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,757
Who speaks Latin?
No one speaks Latin.
468
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:52,837
It's a dead language.
469
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,117
No one speaks Latin?
470
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,037
You can read Latin
or you can write Latin,
471
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,717
but you can't speak Latin...
Did you model in Tokyo?
472
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,557
'Cause she
modeled in Tokyo. Well...
473
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:00,957
TONY: I need her.
She's got everything that I need.
474
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,277
Rule number one,
never take your eye off your opponent.
475
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:04,480
(CRACKING)
476
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,360
Oh, my God!
Whoa!
477
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,200
(GRUNTING HAPPILY)
478
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:10,917
PEPPER: Happy!
479
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,957
That's what
I'm talking about. I just slipped.
480
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,037
You did?
Yeah.
481
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,120
(RINGING BELL)
482
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,593
Looks like a TKO to me.
483
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,717
Just...
I need your impression.
484
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,477
You have a quiet reserve.
I don't know, you have an old soul.
485
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,037
I meant your fingerprint.
486
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,160
Right.
487
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:28,800
(CLEARS THROAT)
488
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:29,957
So, how are we doing?
489
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,440
Great.
Just wrapping up. Hey.
490
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,517
You're the boss.
491
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,957
Will that be all,
Mr. Stark?
492
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,997
No.
Yes, that will be all, Ms. Rushman.
493
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,920
Thank you very much.
494
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,600
I want one.
No.
495
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,040
(TV ANNOUNCER
SPEAKING FRENCH)
496
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,877
You know, it's Europe.
Whatever happens the next 20 minutes,
497
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,197
just go with it.
Go with it? Go with what?
498
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,837
NATALIE: Mr. Stark?
Hey.
499
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,077
Hello.
How was your flight?
500
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,717
It was excellent.
Boy, it's nice to see you.
501
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,717
We have one photographer
from the ACM, if you don't mind.
502
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:31,917
Okay?
Mmm-hmm.
503
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:32,997
When did
this happen?
504
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,077
What?
You made me do it.
505
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,197
I made you do what?
506
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,717
You quit. Smile.
Look right there.
507
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:37,917
Stop acting
constipated.
508
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,517
Don't flare your nostrils.
You are so predictable.
509
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,917
That's the amazing thing.
Right this way.
510
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,397
You look fantastic.
Why, thank you very much.
511
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,357
But that's unprofessional.
What's on the docket?
512
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,357
You have a 9:30 dinner.
513
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,077
Perfect. I'll be
there at 11:00. Absolutely.
514
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,077
Is this us?
It can be.
515
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,840
Great. Make it us.
Okay.
516
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,277
Mr. Musk.
How are you?
517
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:54,397
Hi, Pepper.
518
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,357
Congratulations
on the promotion. Thank you very much.
519
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,717
Elon, how's it going?
Those Merlin engines are fantastic.
520
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,757
Thank you.
Yeah, I've got an idea for an electric jet.
521
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:01,917
You do?
Yeah.
522
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,040
Then we'll
make it work.
523
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,917
You want a massage?
(SIGHING) Oh, God.
524
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,437
No, I don't want a massage.
I'll have Natalie make an...
525
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,917
I don't want
Natalie to do... Don't want you tense.
526
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,197
By the way, I didn't mean
to spring this on you.
527
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,437
PEPPER: Thank you very much.
528
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,437
Green is not
your best color. PEPPER: Oh, please.
529
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,877
Anthony! Is that you?
530
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,437
Hey, pal.
My least favorite person on Earth.
531
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:17,797
Justin Hammer.
How you doing?
532
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,717
You're not the only
rich guy here with a fancy car.
533
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,237
You know Christine Everhart
from Vanity Fair.
534
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,437
You guys know
each other? Hi.
535
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,757
CHRISTINE: Yes.
Yes!
536
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:26,997
Yes, roughly.
CHRISTINE: We do.
537
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:31,757
BTW, big story. The new
CEO of Stark Industries. Congratulations.
538
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,757
I know. I know.
My editor will kill me
539
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,557
if I don't grab
a quote for our Powerful Women issue.
540
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,277
Can I?
Oh! Sure.
541
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,917
She's actually doing
a big spread on me for Vanity Fair.
542
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,877
I thought I'd throw
her a bone, you know. Right.
543
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,077
HAMMER: Right?
CHRISTINE: Yes.
544
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,477
Well, she did
quite a spread on Tony last year.
545
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:47,917
And she wrote
a story as well.
546
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:48,997
PEPPER: It was
very impressive.
547
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,077
TONY: That was good.
548
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,157
PEPPER: Very well done.
Thank you.
549
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,757
I'm gonna go wash.
Don't leave me.
550
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,317
Hey, buddy.
How you doing? I'm all right.
551
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,637
Looking gorgeous.
Please, this is tough.
552
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,997
Can I ask you...
Is this the first time...
553
00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,357
Fromage.
554
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,957
Say, "Brie."
...that you guys have seen each other?
555
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,317
God, that's so awful.
(LAUGHS)
556
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,757
Listen, is it the first time
you've seen each other since the Senate?
557
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,477
Since he got his
contract revoked...
558
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,637
Actually,
it's on hold.
559
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:09,797
...when you were
attempting to...
560
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,837
That's not what I heard.
What's the difference between "hold"
561
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,837
and "canceled"?
The truth? Yes, what is?
562
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,277
No. The truth is...
Why don't we put that away?
563
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:20,317
The truth is, I'm actually
hoping to present something at your Expo.
564
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,837
Well, if you invent
something that works,
565
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,317
I'll make sure
I get you a slot.
566
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,517
Mr. Stark,
your corner table is ready.
567
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,637
Yes?
568
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,877
I actually have a slot
this year. Yes, I do.
569
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,197
Hammer needs a slot,
Christine.
570
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,575
HAMMER: (LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
We kid, yeah.
571
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,335
We kid. We're kidders.
572
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:50,600
(SIGHS)
573
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,600
Got any other bad ideas?
574
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,917
(FANS CLAMORING)
575
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,717
(RACING CAR ENGINES REVVING)
576
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,960
Tony!
577
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,557
Tony and I... Tony...
I love Tony Stark.
578
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,077
Tony loves me.
We're not competitors.
579
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,677
Him being out of
the picture created tremendous opportunities
580
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,037
for Hammer Industries,
you know?
581
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,197
(STUTTERING)
582
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:18,837
Everything that
Tony and I do...
583
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,677
Well, what's the use
of having...
584
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:21,877
...is a healthy...
585
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,597
...and owning
a race car...
586
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,800
...competition.
587
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,077
...if you
don't drive it?
588
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,597
(FANS CHEERING)
589
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,280
Is he driving?
590
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:34,320
(TV ANNOUNCER
SPEAKING FRENCH)
591
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,200
Natalie. Natalie!
592
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,357
Yes, Miss Potts?
Did you know about this?
593
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,917
This is the first that
I have known of it.
594
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,437
(SIGHS) This...
This cannot happen.
595
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,237
NATALIE: Absolutely.
I understand. How can I help you?
596
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:47,597
Where's Happy?
He's waiting outside.
597
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,975
Okay, get him.
I need Happy. Right away.
598
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,397
Tony's... You know, he...
599
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,397
We're not competitive.
You know what I mean?
600
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:55,557
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know,
601
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,077
can you excuse me
just one second?
602
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,597
Just read me
what you wrote.
603
00:29:58,680 --> 00:29:59,877
I will.
I will, after. Just read it back to me.
604
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:01,197
But I have to make
one quick phone call.
605
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,397
Where are you going?
This is great.
606
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,797
I've got some
caviar coming. This is great stuff.
607
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,437
I'll be right back.
WOMAN: Look!
608
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,000
MAN: That's Stark.
609
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,520
(ENGINES REVVING)
610
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:15,400
(REVVING ENGINE)
611
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,800
(RACE COMMENTATOR
CHATTERING OVER TANNOY)
612
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:24,080
(WOMAN ON TV
CHATTERING IN FRENCH)
613
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,080
(POWERING UP)
614
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,157
(MALE TV COMMENTATOR
EXCLAIMING IN FRENCH)
615
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,080
(PEOPLE GASPING)
616
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,600
Go, go!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
617
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,120
Hang on.
618
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,400
(PEOPLE SHOUTING IN ALARM)
619
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,680
(TIRES SCREECH)
620
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,917
Give me the case.
Here. Take it.
621
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,597
Where's the key?
It's in my pocket.
622
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:24,840
PEPPER: Car!
623
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,760
(GROANS)
624
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:29,920
PEPPER: Oh, my God!
625
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:31,920
(CAR HORN BLARING)
626
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,397
HAPPY: Are you okay?
627
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,480
Yeah.
628
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,637
Were you heading
for me or him?
629
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:41,717
I was trying
to scare him.
630
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:42,977
'Cause I can't tell!
631
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,077
Are you out of your mind?
632
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,157
Better security.
Get in the car right now!
633
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:47,957
I was attacked!
We need better security.
634
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,037
Get in the car!
635
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,877
TONY: You're CEO.
Better security measures. God, it's embarrassing.
636
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,280
First vacation
in two years.
637
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,240
(PEPPER AND HAPPY SCREAMING)
638
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,320
PEPPER: Oh, my God!
639
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,397
I got him!
640
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,677
TONY: Hit him again.
Hit him again.
641
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,640
Football.
642
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,077
I got him!
643
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,157
Take the case! Take it!
644
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,917
Take the case!
HAPPY: Give him the case!
645
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,357
PEPPER: Stop
banging the car!
646
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:15,760
(PEPPER SCREAMING)
647
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,320
TONY: Calm down.
648
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:22,240
God! God!
649
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,600
Give me the case!
Please! Come on!
650
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,280
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
651
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:13,880
(GRUNTING)
652
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:27,480
(ELECTRICITY SURGING)
653
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,760
(CROWD CHEERING)
654
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,240
(LAUGHS) You...
655
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,957
(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) You lose.
656
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,680
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
657
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,600
You lose. You lose, Stark.
658
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,440
(SIRENS APPROACHING)
659
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,077
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
660
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,237
We ran his prints.
We got nothing back, not even a name.
661
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,957
Where are we going?
662
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,280
Over there.
663
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,637
We're not even sure
he speaks English.
664
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:41,277
He hasn't said a word
since he got here.
665
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,600
Five minutes.
666
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:48,160
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
667
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:07,840
Pretty decent tech.
Cycles per second were a little low.
668
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,520
You could have
doubled up your rotations.
669
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,917
You focused the repulsor
energy through ionized plasma channels.
670
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,000
It's effective.
Not very efficient.
671
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,360
But it's a passable
knock-off.
672
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,517
I don't get it.
A little fine tuning,
673
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,437
you could have made
a solid paycheck.
674
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:36,677
You could have sold it
to North Korea, China, Iran,
675
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,397
or gone right to
the black market.
676
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,437
You look like you got
friends in low places.
677
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:48,040
You come from a family
of thieves and butchers.
678
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,720
And now,
like all guilty men,
679
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,280
you try to rewrite
your own history.
680
00:38:55,960 --> 00:39:00,960
And you forget
all the lives the Stark family has destroyed.
681
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,397
Speaking of thieves,
where did you get this design?
682
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,400
My father. Anton Vanko.
683
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,720
Well, I never
heard of him.
684
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,560
My father is the reason
you're alive.
685
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,437
The reason I'm alive
is 'cause you had a shot, you took it, you missed.
686
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:20,720
Did I?
687
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,760
If you can make
God bleed,
688
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:29,560
the people will cease
to believe in him.
689
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:35,240
And there will be
blood in the water. And the sharks will come.
690
00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:41,677
The truth,
all I have to do is sit here and watch
691
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,317
as the world
will consume you.
692
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,477
Where will you be watching
the world consume me from?
693
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:50,477
That's right. A prison cell.
I'll send you a bar of soap.
694
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,837
Hey, Tony.
Before you go,
695
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,280
palladium in the chest,
painful way to die.
696
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,520
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
697
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,197
It's just unbelievable.
It proves that the genie is out of the bottle
698
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,717
and this man has no idea
what he's doing.
699
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:23,557
He thinks of the Iron Man
weapon as a toy.
700
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:28,517
I was at a hearing
where Mr. Stark, in fact, was adamant
701
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:32,237
that these suits can't
exist anywhere else,
702
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,837
don't exist anywhere
else, never will exist anywhere else,
703
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:36,237
at least for five
to 10 years,
704
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,397
and here we are in
Monaco realizing,
705
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,960
"Uh-oh.
These suits exist now."
706
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:42,240
TONY: Mute.
707
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,840
He should be
giving me a medal. That's the truth.
708
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:52,397
What is that?
709
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:55,160
This is your
in-flight meal.
710
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,317
Did you just make that?
711
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,840
Yeah. Where do you
think I've been for three hours?
712
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,000
Tony,
713
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,440
what are you
not telling me?
714
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,840
I don't want
to go home.
715
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,760
At all.
716
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,277
Let's cancel my
birthday party and...
717
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,957
We're in Europe.
Let's go to Venice, Cipriani.
718
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:26,277
Remember?
Oh, yes.
719
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,200
It's a great place to
720
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:31,677
be healthy.
721
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,877
I don't think this
is the right time.
722
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,197
We're in kind of a mess.
723
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,877
Yeah, but maybe that's
why it's the best time.
724
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:38,957
'Cause then we...
725
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,037
Well, I think as the CEO,
726
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,237
I need to show up.
727
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:45,637
As CEO, you are
entitled to a leave.
728
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,037
A leave?
A company retreat.
729
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,437
A retreat?
During a time like this?
730
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,637
Just a ride.
731
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:53,317
Well, I'm just saying,
to recharge our batteries and figure it all out.
732
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,160
Not everybody runs
on batteries, Tony.
733
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,160
"Enjoy the potatoes."
734
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,680
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
735
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,560
(TIMER BEEPING)
736
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,120
(ORDERING IN FRENCH)
737
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,840
(QUESTIONING IN FRENCH)
738
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:31,480
(NECK SNAPPING)
739
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,557
(SIREN BLARING)
740
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,280
(GUARDS SHOUTING IN FRENCH)
741
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:45,400
(SHOUTING IN FRENCH)
742
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,560
(SOFT CLASSICAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
743
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,640
Hey, there he is.
There he is.
744
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,520
What an absolute
pleasure. Welcome.
745
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:22,483
Oh, goodness gracious.
Can we get the handcuffs off my friend here?
746
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:26,877
Forgive me, I'm sorry.
I'm such a huge fan of yours.
747
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,757
I didn't want to make
a first impression like this.
748
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,080
He's not an animal.
Come on.
749
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,680
He's a human being.
Thank you.
750
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,237
(GUARD AND HAMMER
SPEAKING FRENCH)
751
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:41,637
(DISMISSIVELY) Oui, oui.
752
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:43,120
We're fine.
753
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,477
My name is
Justin Hammer.
754
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,880
I'd like to do some
business with you. Please sit.
755
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,117
Dig in. What do we
have today, Jack?
756
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,477
We have some
salmon carpaccio.
757
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,520
HAMMER:
Salmon carpaccio.
758
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,837
Mmm-mmm.
Anything you want here, we got it.
759
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:06,997
I like my dessert first.
I had this flown in from San Francisco.
760
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,957
It's Italian, though.
761
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,837
Organic ice cream.
762
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,840
I got a sweet tooth.
Apparently you do, too, for Tony Stark.
763
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,557
What I saw you
do to Tony Stark on that track,
764
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:23,317
how you stepped up
to him in front of God and everybody,
765
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,517
that was... Wow!
766
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,157
You spoke to me
with what you did.
767
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,717
And I know that you knew
that I'd be listening.
768
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,197
This is why I couldn't bear
to have you shipped off to God knows where.
769
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,357
It would have been
such a waste of talent.
770
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,757
But if I might
make a suggestion,
771
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,557
you know,
you don't just go and try and kill the guy.
772
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:44,080
I think, if I may,
you go after his legacy. That's what you kill.
773
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:48,157
You and me,
we are a lot alike in a lot of ways.
774
00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:52,880
The only difference
between you and I is that I have resources.
775
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:56,117
I think, if I may,
776
00:45:56,200 --> 00:46:01,197
you need my resources.
Someone behind you, a benefactor.
777
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,360
I'd like to be that guy.
778
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,600
(LAUGHS)
779
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,477
(SIGHS)
780
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:13,800
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
781
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,357
Okay. Do you
speak English?
782
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,557
Because I can
get a translator.
783
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,477
I don't know. Have you
been understanding everything I'm saying?
784
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:23,997
Very good, man.
785
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,397
(LAUGHING) Very good, man.
786
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,237
(LAUGHING) Very good, man.
787
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,000
Hey! Huh?
788
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,077
Hey.
789
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,157
Yes?
790
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:33,840
I want my bird.
791
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,837
A bird? You want a bird?
792
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,517
I want my bird.
793
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:40,837
I can get you a bird.
I can get you 10 birds.
794
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,877
(POUNDS TABLE)
I want my bird.
795
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,517
Well, okay.
Nothing's impossible. I could...
796
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:49,277
Are we talking about...
Is this a bird back in Russia?
797
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:52,397
Yes, but the fundamentals
of the company are still very, very strong
798
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,397
despite the events
in Monaco. Yes, of course.
799
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:55,797
The AP wants a quote.
800
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,957
(WHISPERS) Don't tell him.
Fax them...
801
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,517
Where is he?
802
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,397
He doesn't want
to be disturbed. He's downstairs.
803
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:02,957
...what happened
in Monaco? PEPPER: Yes, but...
804
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,517
But his continuing
erratic behavior
805
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,757
may lead many people
to ask themselves,
806
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:09,677
"Can this man
still protect us?"
807
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,317
PEPPER: Iron Man never
stopped protecting us.
808
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,283
The events in
Monaco proved that.
809
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,360
JARVIS: Query complete, sir.
810
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:18,717
Anton Vanko was
a Soviet physicist
811
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,797
who defected to
the United States in 1963.
812
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:26,037
However,
he was accused of espionage and was deported in 1967.
813
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:28,517
His son, Ivan,
who is also a physicist,
814
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,637
was convicted of
selling Soviet-era
815
00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:33,357
weapons-grade
plutonium to Pakistan,
816
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,917
and served 15 years
in Kopeisk prison.
817
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,120
No further records exist.
818
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,317
Tony, you gotta
get upstairs
819
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,637
and get on top of this
situation right now.
820
00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:50,997
Listen. I've been
on the phone with the National Guard all day,
821
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,917
trying to talk them out
of rolling tanks up the PCH,
822
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,877
knocking down
your front door and taking these.
823
00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:00,960
They're gonna take
your suits, Tony, okay? They're sick of the games.
824
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:04,317
You said nobody else
would possess this technology for 20 years.
825
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,597
Well, guess what?
Somebody else had it yesterday.
826
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:10,000
It's not
theoretical anymore.
827
00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:13,280
Are you
listening to me?
828
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,200
Are you okay?
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
829
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:19,040
Let's go.
830
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,160
(GASPS)
Hey, man.
831
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,160
Hey, hey!
832
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:28,157
You all right?
Yeah, I should get to my desk.
833
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:29,480
(GASPS)
834
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:30,757
See that cigar box?
835
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:31,840
Yeah.
836
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:33,797
It's palladium.
837
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:38,240
(TONY GROANING)
838
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:42,317
Is that supposed
to be smoking?
839
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,317
If you must know,
it's neutron damage.
840
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,640
It's from the reactor wall.
841
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,520
You had this
in your body?
842
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,713
And how about
the high-tech crossword puzzle on your neck?
843
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,640
Road rash.
844
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:07,440
Thank you.
845
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,000
(SIGHING)
846
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:19,917
What are you
looking at?
847
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,118
I'm looking at you.
848
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,517
You wanna do
this whole lone gunslinger act
849
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,637
and it's unnecessary.
You don't have to do this alone.
850
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:29,197
You know, I wish
I could believe that.
851
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,277
I really do.
But you've gotta trust me.
852
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,037
Contrary to popular belief,
I know exactly what I'm doing.
853
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:36,160
(SNORTS SOFTLY)
854
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,197
This is where we do it.
This is my humble abode.
855
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,077
You can work in
absolute peace.
856
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,757
Must be fun to
be dead, right?
857
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,237
No pressure.
858
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,317
Here they are.
I'm very excited. They're combat-ready.
859
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,877
I may have done
a few miscalculations
860
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,957
and rushed the prototype
into production.
861
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:00,917
(CHUCKLING) Sue me,
I'm enthusiastic.
862
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,648
Go ahead,
take a look around.
863
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,997
(STAMMERING)
Oh, you don't wanna do that.
864
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,717
You'll be able
to access that
865
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,717
as soon as we generate
some encrypted pass codes.
866
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,877
Can we generate
some encrypted pass codes?
867
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:19,120
Get some of those
encrypted pass codes, Jack.
868
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:21,920
Never mind, I...
869
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:26,480
Wow. Okay. Good stuff.
870
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:28,877
(SPEAKS RUSSIAN)
871
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,080
Sorry?
872
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,277
Software shit.
873
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:32,400
Uh-huh?
874
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,360
Well... (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
875
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:41,120
You're good. You really
blasted in past the firewall there. Uh...
876
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:45,237
Let me show you where
you're gonna be working primarily.
877
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,240
Go ahead, take a look.
878
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:50,797
Get a good look at that.
That's something, isn't it?
879
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,877
You know,
those are really just for show and tell.
880
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:58,800
They're $125.7 million
a pop, so... Wait! Oh, gosh. Uh...
881
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,728
(WHISPERS) Jesus Christ.
Get somebody up here.
882
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,040
Um, that's where
the pilot goes.
883
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:10,517
I'm having a tough time
finding volunteers. (LAUGHS)
884
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,777
I'll take care of that,
just leave it.
885
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,357
What you want them do?
886
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,157
Well, long term,
I want them to put me
887
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:20,677
in the Pentagon
for the next 25 years.
888
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,797
I want to make Iron Man
look like an antique.
889
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:23,997
I wanna go to
that Stark Expo,
890
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,997
I wanna take a dump
in Tony's front yard.
891
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,277
You know what
I'm talking about?
892
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:28,557
(CHUCKLES)
I can do that. No problem.
893
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:29,757
Yeah?
894
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,997
Hey, fabulous! I love it.
895
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,375
Hey, this is our guy.
Didn't I tell you? I had a feeling.
896
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:47,077
Do you know which watch
you'd like to wear tonight, Mr. Stark?
897
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,160
I'll give
them a look.
898
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:53,845
I should cancel
the party, huh?
899
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:55,557
Probably.
900
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,437
Yeah. Cause it's, um...
901
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:58,557
Ill-timed.
902
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,157
Right, sends
the wrong message.
903
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:01,760
Inappropriate.
904
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,880
Is that dirty
enough for you?
905
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:14,640
Gold face, brown band.
The Jaeger. I'll give that a look.
906
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,600
Bring them over here.
907
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,000
I'll take that.
Why don't you...
908
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,597
I gotta say it.
It's hard to get a read on you.
909
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:37,677
Where are you from?
910
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:38,920
Legal.
911
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,797
Can I ask you a question,
hypothetically?
912
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:45,160
Bit odd.
913
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:48,837
If this was
your last birthday party you were ever gonna have,
914
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:50,520
how would you
celebrate it?
915
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,280
I'd do whatever
I wanted to do
916
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,459
with whoever
I wanted to do it with.
917
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,480
(SIGHING)
918
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:14,800
(SCRATCHING)
919
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:21,757
♪ California
Knows how to party
920
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:27,240
♪ California
Knows how to party
921
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:28,957
VALET: Good evening.
922
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,160
MAN: Good evening.
923
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,040
Yes, sir, I understand.
924
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:37,397
No. No, sir, that will
not be necessary. I'll handle it.
925
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,797
Sir, I personally guarantee
that within 24 hours,
926
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:41,720
Iron Man will be
back on watch.
927
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:47,440
♪ We keep it rockin'
We keep it rockin' ♪
928
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:50,480
Hey, Pepper.
929
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:52,877
I'm... I'm going
to go get some air.
930
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:54,400
What's wrong?
931
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:56,197
I don't know
what to do.
932
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:57,692
You gotta be kidding me.
933
00:53:58,040 --> 00:53:59,037
(PEOPLE WHOOPING)
934
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:00,120
(CRASHING)
935
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,597
(TONY LAUGHING DRUNKENLY)
936
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:04,717
That's it. I'm making...
937
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:05,997
No, no, no.
Don't call anyone.
938
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:08,317
Pepper. This is ridiculous.
I just stuck my neck out for this guy.
939
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:09,677
I know. I know.
I get it.
940
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:10,997
I'm gonna handle it, okay?
Just let me handle it.
941
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:14,000
Handle it.
Or I'm gonna have to.
942
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,877
You know, the question
I get asked most often is,
943
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,843
"Tony, how do you go
to the bathroom in the suit?"
944
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:23,957
Just like that.
945
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:25,917
(ALL LAUGHING)
946
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,837
(TONY GIGGLING DRUNKENLY)
947
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,837
Does this guy know how
to throw a party or what?
948
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,080
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
949
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:35,597
I love you.
950
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,357
Unbelievable!
Thank you so much.
951
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:42,397
Tony, we all thank you so much
for such a wonderful night.
952
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,317
And we're gonna
say good night now,
953
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,397
(GUESTS GROANING)
954
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:46,477
and thank you
all for coming.
955
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:47,797
No, no, no, we can't...
Wait, wait, wait.
956
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,677
We didn't have the cake.
We didn't blow out the candles.
957
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:52,557
You're out of control, okay?
Trust me on this one, okay?
958
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:53,637
You're out of control,
gorgeous.
959
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:54,837
It's time to go to bed.
It's time.
960
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:56,077
Give me another smooch.
You're not going to be
961
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,477
happy about this.
Come on, you know you want to.
962
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,917
(ENUNCIATING)
You just peed the suit.
963
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,477
I know. It has
a filtration system. It's not sexy.
964
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,090
You could
drink that water.
965
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:05,637
Just send
everybody home, okay? It's time to...
966
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:07,477
If you say so.
Okay.
967
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:09,720
I'll take this,
you take that.
968
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,477
Pepper Potts.
969
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:13,997
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
970
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:15,597
She's right.
The party's over.
971
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,637
Then again,
the party was over for me, like, an hour and a half ago.
972
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:22,237
The after-party
starts in 15 minutes!
973
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:25,757
(GUESTS CHEERING WILDLY)
974
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:30,000
And if anybody, Pepper,
doesn't like it, there's the door.
975
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,600
(ENERGY BOLT FIRES)
976
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:37,840
Yeah!
977
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:43,480
Hit!
978
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:51,840
Pull!
979
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:53,720
(EXCLAIMING)
980
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,320
Pull!
981
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:03,840
(CHEERING)
982
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,480
TONY: I think she
wants the Gallagher!
983
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,958
RHODES: I'm only
gonna say this once.
984
00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:29,600
Get out.
985
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:39,200
You don't deserve
to wear one of these. Shut it down!
986
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:41,960
Goldstein.
987
00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:44,437
Yes, Mr. Stark?
988
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:47,815
(GIGGLING)
Give me a phat beat to beat my buddy's ass to.
989
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:51,477
(BASS LINE PLAYING)
990
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,600
I told you
to shut it down.
991
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:08,433
TONY: Now, put that thing
back where you found it before someone gets hurt.
992
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:15,600
Really?
993
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:27,000
Sorry, pal,
but Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick.
994
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,840
Sidekick this!
995
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:39,840
Had enough?
996
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:42,237
PEPPER: Natalie!
Miss Potts.
997
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,437
Don't you "Miss Potts" me!
I'm on to you.
998
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,037
You know what?
Ever since you came here...
999
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,160
(SHRIEKS)
1000
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:51,360
HAPPY: Pepper!
1001
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:54,723
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
1002
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,480
TONY: You want it?
Take it!
1003
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,040
(MUSIC STOPS)
1004
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:27,877
(ROARS)
1005
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:29,720
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1006
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:45,637
Put your hand down.
1007
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:47,997
You think you
got what it takes to wear that suit?
1008
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,477
We don't have
to do this, Tony.
1009
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,317
You wanna be
the War Machine, take your shot.
1010
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,237
Put it down!
You gonna take a shot?
1011
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:54,557
Put it down!
No!
1012
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,080
Drop it, Tony!
Take it!
1013
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,320
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1014
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:32,997
(BEEPING)
1015
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:34,440
(SYSTEMS POWERING UP)
1016
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,437
(ON RADIO) Edwards Tower,
this is Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes,
1017
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:14,077
inbound from
three miles east at 5,000 feet...
1018
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,160
(MEN CHATTERING)
1019
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:27,160
(RUMBLING APPROACHING)
1020
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:29,520
(WINDOWS RATTLING)
1021
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:58,600
Colonel.
1022
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:00,840
Major.
1023
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:02,720
Wow.
1024
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,200
Yeah.
1025
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:08,957
Let's take it inside.
1026
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:10,560
MAJOR: Clear the area.
1027
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:36,720
Sir!
I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.
1028
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,237
I told you I don't wanna join
your super-secret boy band.
1029
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:47,837
(CHUCKLES) No, no, no.
See, I remember, you do everything yourself.
1030
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:49,037
How's that
working out for you?
1031
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:50,480
It's... It's... It's...
1032
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:51,680
(SIGHS)
1033
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:53,957
I'm sorry.
I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot.
1034
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:55,982
Do I look at the patch
or the eye?
1035
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:57,997
Honestly,
I'm a bit hung over.
1036
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:00,477
I'm not sure if you're real
or if I'm having...
1037
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:02,637
I am very real.
1038
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:05,157
I'm the realest person
you're ever gonna meet.
1039
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:06,797
Just my luck.
Where's the staff here?
1040
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:08,440
That's not
looking so good.
1041
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,240
TONY: I've been worse.
1042
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:13,957
NATALIE: We've secured
the perimeter,
1043
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:17,276
but I don't think we should
hold it for too much longer.
1044
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:19,360
TONY: Huh!
1045
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:22,357
You're... fired.
1046
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:23,957
That's not up to you.
1047
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:27,197
Tony, I want you
to meet Agent Romanoff.
1048
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:28,477
Hi.
I'm a S.H.I.E.L.D. shadow.
1049
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:31,157
Once we knew you
were ill, I was tasked to you by Director Fury.
1050
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:33,037
I suggest you apologize.
1051
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:34,717
You've been very busy.
1052
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:38,037
You made your girl
your CEO, you're giving away all your stuff.
1053
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:41,117
You let your friend
fly away with your suit.
1054
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:42,557
Now, if I didn't
know better...
1055
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,677
You don't know better.
I didn't give it to him. He took it.
1056
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:47,397
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
He took it?
1057
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:50,717
You're Iron Man
and he just took it?
1058
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,557
The little brother walked
in there, kicked your ass and took your suit?
1059
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:54,877
Is that possible?
1060
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:57,557
Well, according to Mr. Stark's
database security guidelines,
1061
01:02:57,640 --> 01:03:00,699
there are redundancies
to prevent unauthorized usage.
1062
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:03,000
(SNORTS SOFTLY)
1063
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:04,437
What do you want from me?
1064
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:06,077
What do we want
from you? Uh-uh.
1065
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:08,077
(STRESSING)
What do you want from me?
1066
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:11,837
You have become
a problem, a problem I have to deal with.
1067
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:15,157
Contrary to your belief,
you are not the center of my universe.
1068
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:16,477
I have bigger
problems than you
1069
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,237
in the southwest
region to deal with.
1070
01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:19,440
Hit him.
1071
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:23,800
(GROANS) Oh, God,
are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it?
1072
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:27,676
Could you please
not do anything awful for five seconds?
1073
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:29,197
What did she
just do to me?
1074
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,557
What did we
just do for you?
1075
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:34,077
That's lithium dioxide.
It's gonna take the edge off.
1076
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:36,037
We're trying to get
you back to work.
1077
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:38,197
Give me a couple
of boxes of that. I'll be right as rain.
1078
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:40,197
It's not a cure,
it just abates the symptoms.
1079
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:42,797
Doesn't look like
it's gonna be an easy fix.
1080
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:45,077
Trust me, I know.
I'm good at this stuff.
1081
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:47,517
I've been looking
for a suitable replacement for palladium.
1082
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:52,037
I've tried every combination,
every permutation of every known element.
1083
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:55,297
Well, I'm here to tell you,
you haven't tried them all.
1084
01:03:56,680 --> 01:04:01,160
Hey, hey, hey.
Special delivery. Candygram.
1085
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:09,400
HAMMER: I brought you
something. Oh, yeah.
1086
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:11,877
(BIRD SQUAWKS)
(CHUCKLING)
1087
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:13,797
We got you
the bird, pal!
1088
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:15,240
This is not my bird.
1089
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:18,917
What do you mean?
That's the bird. This is the bird. Yeah!
1090
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,957
Pulled a lot of strings
to get this bird. This is a great bird.
1091
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,037
It's a beautiful bird.
1092
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,637
We got this all the way
from Russia.
1093
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:25,757
(POUNDS TABLE)
1094
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:27,370
Hey, man,
this not my bird.
1095
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:31,237
Well, listen,
even if it's not the bird,
1096
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,480
I mean, this is
a gorgeous bird.
1097
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:37,837
I mean, you know,
look, don't get so attached to things. Learn to let go.
1098
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:38,960
(BIRD SQUAWKS)
1099
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:43,120
Wait a minute.
Jack, what is that?
1100
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:47,080
Is that...
That's not a helmet. What is that?
1101
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:55,517
Um...
1102
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:59,120
Ivan...
What's this? Jack.
1103
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:02,157
Is that a helmet?
It doesn't look like a helmet to me.
1104
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:04,837
How... How are you supposed
to get a head in there?
1105
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:06,717
Jack, could you put
your head in there? No.
1106
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:07,997
Try to put your
head in there.
1107
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:10,037
Go ahead. Try to put
your head in there.
1108
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:13,517
See, Ivan? He can't put his
head in there. That's...
1109
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:17,197
That's not a helmet.
It's a head. I need to put a guy in there.
1110
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:20,680
I need to fit
a person in that suit. You understand?
1111
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:21,997
Drone better.
1112
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:23,157
What? Drone better?
1113
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:25,837
Why is drone better?
Why is drone better?
1114
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:29,640
People make problem.
Trust me. Drone better.
1115
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:34,320
Ivan, you know, I like you.
I got you the bird.
1116
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:37,037
You said, "No problem."
1117
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:40,037
That's what you said to me.
You said, "No problem."
1118
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:42,880
Now I need suits.
The government wants suits.
1119
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,957
Like Iron Man.
You understand?
1120
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:48,805
That's what the people want.
That's what's gonna make them happy.
1121
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,320
Hey, man.
1122
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:56,160
Don't get too
attached to things. Learn to let go.
1123
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:03,000
These drones better
steal the show, Ivan.
1124
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:07,000
You understand?
Better rock my world, Ivan.
1125
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:21,437
Unbelievable.
This ought to get the Senate off my ass.
1126
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:23,157
It's functional?
1127
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:24,880
Fully mission-capable.
1128
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:28,640
Good.
Get Hammer down here to weaponize it.
1129
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:30,637
Sir?
1130
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,397
Justin Hammer's
making a weapons presentation at the Expo.
1131
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:35,117
We'd like this
to introduce it.
1132
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,797
Sir, I don't believe
that the Expo...
1133
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:39,637
Colonel, the world needs
to see this fast.
1134
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:41,197
We've got to make
this happen.
1135
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:42,797
Yes, General,
but...
1136
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:44,880
It's also an order.
1137
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:46,560
Yes, sir.
1138
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:50,437
Good work, Colonel.
You've made your country proud.
1139
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:52,080
Thank you, sir.
1140
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:01,997
That thing in your
chest is based on unfinished technology.
1141
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:05,037
No, it was finished.
It has never been particularly effective
1142
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:07,317
until I miniaturized
it and put it in my...
1143
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,517
No. Howard said
the arc reactor
1144
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:11,357
was the stepping stone
to something greater.
1145
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:15,960
He was about to kick off
an energy race that was gonna dwarf the arms race.
1146
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:19,197
He was on to something big,
something so big
1147
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,157
that it was gonna make
the nuclear reactor
1148
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:23,197
look like a triple-A battery.
1149
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:25,837
Just him,
or was Anton Vanko in on this, too?
1150
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:28,997
Anton Vanko is the
other side of that coin.
1151
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:31,117
Anton saw it as
a way to get rich.
1152
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:33,557
When your father found out,
he had him deported.
1153
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:35,557
When the Russians
found out he couldn't deliver,
1154
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:37,197
they shipped his
ass off to Siberia
1155
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:39,997
and he spent the next 20 years
in a vodka-fuelled rage.
1156
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:42,677
Not quite the environment
you want to raise a kid in,
1157
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:46,880
the son you had the
misfortune of crossing paths with in Monaco.
1158
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:48,557
You told me I hadn't
tried everything.
1159
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,877
What do you mean
I haven't tried everything? What haven't I tried?
1160
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:55,237
He said that
you were the only person with the means and knowledge
1161
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:57,357
to finish what he started.
1162
01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:58,960
He said that?
Mmm.
1163
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:01,717
Are you that guy?
Hmm? Are you?
1164
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:07,120
'Cause if you are,
then you can solve the riddle of your heart.
1165
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:12,877
I don't know
where you get your information,
1166
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:15,200
but he wasn't
my biggest fan.
1167
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:16,677
What do you remember
about your dad?
1168
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:18,437
He was cold,
he was calculating.
1169
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:19,557
He never told me
he loved me.
1170
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:21,277
He never even
told me he liked me,
1171
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:22,957
so it's a little
tough for me to digest
1172
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:25,517
when you're telling me
he said the whole future was riding on me
1173
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:28,557
and he's passing it down.
I don't get that.
1174
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:29,917
You're talking about a guy
whose happiest day
1175
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,437
was when he shipped me off
to boarding school.
1176
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:32,597
That's not true.
1177
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:35,757
Well, then, clearly
you knew my dad better than I did.
1178
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:39,437
As a matter of fact, I did.
He was one of the founding members of S.H.I.E.L.D.
1179
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:40,720
What?
1180
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:42,237
I got a 2:00.
1181
01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:43,357
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1182
01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:44,957
What's this?
Okay, you're good, right?
1183
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:46,797
No, I'm not good.
You got this? Right? Right?
1184
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:48,757
Got what? I don't even know
what I'm supposed to get.
1185
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:52,077
Natasha will remain
a floater at Stark with her cover intact.
1186
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:54,320
You remember
Agent Coulson, right?
1187
01:08:54,440 --> 01:08:55,437
Yeah.
1188
01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:57,000
Oh, and Tony,
1189
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:01,320
remember,
I got my eye on you.
1190
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:08,597
We've disabled
all communications.
1191
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:10,597
No contact with
the outside world.
1192
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:12,040
Good luck.
1193
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:17,360
Please.
1194
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,797
First thing, I need
a little bodywork.
1195
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:21,157
I'll put in a little
time at the lab.
1196
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:23,437
If we could send
one of your goon squad down to The Coffee Bean,
1197
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:24,797
Cross Creek,
for a Starbucks run,
1198
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:26,117
or something like that,
that'd be nice.
1199
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:28,837
I'm not here for that.
I've been authorized by Director Fury
1200
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:31,437
to use any means necessary
to keep you on premises.
1201
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:34,117
If you attempt to leave
or play any games,
1202
01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:35,797
I will tase you
and watch Supernanny
1203
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:37,397
while you drool
into the carpet.
1204
01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:38,477
Okay?
1205
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:39,757
I think I got it, yeah.
1206
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:41,840
Enjoy your evening's
entertainment.
1207
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:09,677
Think this is
the power source?
1208
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:12,717
Major, this is not
a scientific exercise.
1209
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:15,153
Let's just focus on
arming it, all right?
1210
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:17,040
Yes, sir.
1211
01:10:17,440 --> 01:10:18,760
HAMMER: Oh, yes!
1212
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:22,920
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Is it my birthday?
1213
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:26,600
You got it.
What did you do? What did you do?
1214
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:28,480
(SIGHING REVERENTLY) Oh!
1215
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:31,157
Is this what
I think it is?
1216
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:32,557
Yes, it is.
1217
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:35,760
Hammer,
I want to know what you're gonna do for us.
1218
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:37,397
What am I going
to do for you?
1219
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:38,797
Well, the first thing
I'm gonna do for you
1220
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:40,517
is I'm gonna upgrade
your software.
1221
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:41,797
And then, second,
I think I should...
1222
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:43,677
That's not what
I'm talking about.
1223
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:46,080
I'm talking
about firepower.
1224
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:48,677
Well, you're talking
to the right guy.
1225
01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:49,800
(CRUNCHING)
1226
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:54,240
Claridge Hi-Tec,
semi-automatic, 9mm pistol.
1227
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:57,840
Too downtown? I agree.
1228
01:10:58,440 --> 01:11:00,640
M24 shotgun, pump action.
1229
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:02,557
Five-round magazine.
1230
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:05,037
You know what?
You're not a hunter. What am I talking about?
1231
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:06,197
I'm getting rid of it.
1232
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:08,717
This is the FN-2000
from Belgium.
1233
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,271
They do make something
better than waffles.
1234
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:14,077
It's beautiful,
but I can tell this isn't disco enough for you,
1235
01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:15,397
so I'm gonna
put it right here.
1236
01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:18,557
You're looking at
a Milkor 40mm grenade launcher.
1237
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:21,640
Tear gas, smoke.
Hippie control.
1238
01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:23,237
You're tough.
1239
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,877
Let me tell you something.
Size does matter.
1240
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:27,757
Don't let anyone
tell you different.
1241
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:31,117
This is an M134
7.62 Minigun.
1242
01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:34,717
Six individual barrels.
The torso taker, powder maker.
1243
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:36,917
Our boys in uniform
call it Uncle Gazpacho,
1244
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,360
or Puff the Magic Dragon.
1245
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:43,480
Okay.
1246
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:49,184
These are the Cubans, baby.
This is the Cohibas, the Montecristos.
1247
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:52,757
This is a kinetic-kill,
side-winder vehicle
1248
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:57,160
with a secondary
cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst.
1249
01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:01,237
It's capable of busting
the bunker under the bunker you just busted.
1250
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:03,437
If it were any smarter,
it would write a book.
1251
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:07,403
A book that would make
Ulysses look like it was written in crayon.
1252
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:08,932
It would read it to you.
1253
01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:10,957
This is my Eiffel Tower.
1254
01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:14,117
This is my
Rachmaninoff's Third. My Pieta.
1255
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:17,277
It's completely elegant.
It's bafflingly beautiful.
1256
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:22,080
It's capable of reducing
the population of any standing structure to zero.
1257
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:25,080
I call it the Ex-Wife.
1258
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:32,200
That's the best I got.
1259
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:38,957
Are we gonna do this?
Give me something here.
1260
01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:41,837
You're like a sphinx.
I can't read you.
1261
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:43,157
I think I'll take it.
1262
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:44,800
Which one?
1263
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:45,960
All of it.
1264
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:48,920
All of it.
1265
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:21,297
(PROJECTOR WHIRRING)
1266
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:30,117
Everything is achievable
through technology.
1267
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:32,637
Better living,
robust health
1268
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:35,877
and for the first time
in human history,
1269
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:38,560
the possibility
of world peace.
1270
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:40,237
I'm Howard Stark,
1271
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:44,397
and everything
you'll need for the future can be found right here.
1272
01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:47,480
City of the Future?
City of Tomorrow? City of...
1273
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:54,477
I'm Howard Stark,
1274
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:58,437
and everything
you'll need in the future can be found right here.
1275
01:13:58,520 --> 01:14:01,397
So, from all of us
at Stark Industries,
1276
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:03,128
I would like
to personally...
1277
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:07,597
Tony, what are you
doing back there? What is that? Put that back.
1278
01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:10,320
(FIRMLY) Put it back
where you got it from.
1279
01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:12,720
Where's your mother? Maria?
1280
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:15,040
Go on. Go, go, go, go.
1281
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:19,600
All right,
I think we got...
1282
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:21,920
I'll... I'll...
I'll come in and...
1283
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:27,560
Are you waiting on me?
1284
01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:31,397
So, from all of us
at Stark Industries,
1285
01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:34,000
I'd like to
personally show you
1286
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:35,797
my ass.
1287
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:37,917
I'd like to...
I can't... This is...
1288
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:40,437
I can't...
We have this, don't we?
1289
01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:42,440
This is a ridiculous way...
1290
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:45,440
Everything
1291
01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:47,960
is achievable
1292
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:50,560
through technology.
1293
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:04,197
Tony?
1294
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:06,157
You're too young
to understand this right now,
1295
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:09,240
so I thought I would
put it on film for you.
1296
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:12,960
I built this for you.
1297
01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:16,557
And someday
you'll realize that it represents a whole lot more
1298
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:20,600
than just people's inventions.
It represents my life's work.
1299
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:24,160
This is the key
to the future.
1300
01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:31,920
I'm limited by the technology
of my time, but one day you'll figure this out.
1301
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:34,440
And when you do,
1302
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:37,480
you will change the world.
1303
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:42,920
What is and always will be
my greatest creation
1304
01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:46,400
is you.
1305
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:59,440
(POWERFUL ENGINE REVVING)
1306
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:07,517
(BOTH SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
1307
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:09,037
$6. Six.
1308
01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:10,397
I don't have
any dough.
1309
01:16:10,480 --> 01:16:12,077
Here.
No, sir, that's too much.
1310
01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:13,357
No, it's fine.
Take that.
1311
01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:14,437
It's fine.
1312
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:15,520
No, senor.
1313
01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:18,717
Take it. Take it.
I don't like people handing me things.
1314
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:20,917
If you just
drop that there, that'd be great.
1315
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:22,680
Are you Iron Man?
Sometimes.
1316
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:25,120
We believe in you!
1317
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:28,725
It was an illegal seizure
of trademark property.
1318
01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:30,197
Miss Potts?
TONY: Relax.
1319
01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:31,397
SECRETARY: Mr. Stark...
TONY: Is here.
1320
01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:33,317
He refuses...
I don't. It's fine.
1321
01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:34,397
I'll just be a second.
1322
01:16:34,480 --> 01:16:35,917
Listen, it's our position
1323
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,317
that Stark has
and continues to maintain
1324
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:41,117
proprietary ownership
of the Mark II platform.
1325
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:43,597
MAN ON TV:
When Mr. Stark announced he was indeed Iron Man,
1326
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:44,957
he was making
a promise to America.
1327
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:46,237
PEPPER: No, the suit
belongs to us.
1328
01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:48,237
We trusted that he
would look out for us.
1329
01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:49,317
Yeah, but you're not...
Burt...
1330
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:50,397
He obviously did not.
1331
01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:52,317
And now we learn
that his secretary... Yes, it does.
1332
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:55,237
...a woman named
Virginia "Pepper" Potts,
1333
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:58,077
has been appointed
as CEO of Stark Industries.
1334
01:16:58,160 --> 01:16:59,237
What are her qualifications?
1335
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:00,397
(FIRMLY) No.
1336
01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:02,077
Ms. Potts is doing nothing
to manage this terrible...
1337
01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:03,680
TONY: Mute.
PEPPER: No...
1338
01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:06,477
Burt... Burt...
Burt, listen to me.
1339
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:08,997
Don't tell me that
we have the best patent lawyers in the country
1340
01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:11,160
and then not
let me pursue this.
1341
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:12,637
I'll get this
stuff out of here.
1342
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:15,560
Well, then,
tell the President to sign an order.
1343
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:17,797
(SIGHS) We'll talk
about it at the Expo.
1344
01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:20,917
Hammer's giving
some presentation tomorrow evening.
1345
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,117
Will Tony Stark
be there?
1346
01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:24,280
Will I?
1347
01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:25,597
No, he will not. Bye.
1348
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:26,798
I would like to be.
1349
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:29,117
Got a minute?
No.
1350
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:32,730
Come on,
you just got off the phone. You're fine, 30 seconds.
1351
01:17:33,360 --> 01:17:34,517
Twenty-nine. Twenty-eight.
1352
01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:35,677
Okay, I, um...
1353
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:37,437
I was just
driving over here,
1354
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:39,997
and I thought I was coming
to basically apologize, but I'm not.
1355
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:41,437
Oh, you didn't come
here to apologize?
1356
01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:42,877
Look, that goes
without saying,
1357
01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:44,557
and I'm working on that.
1358
01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:48,637
But I haven't been
entirely upfront with you,
1359
01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:49,877
and I just want
to try to make good.
1360
01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:52,237
Can I move this?
This is crazy.
1361
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:53,477
It's like
a Ferris wheel going.
1362
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:55,208
I'm trying to get some...
No.
1363
01:17:55,440 --> 01:17:57,357
(TONY CLEARS THROAT)
1364
01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:59,797
Do you know
how short life is?
1365
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:02,957
And if I never
got to express...
1366
01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:04,757
And by the way,
this is somewhat
1367
01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:06,517
revelatory to me.
And I don't care...
1368
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:09,997
I mean, I care.
It would be nice. I'm not expecting you to...
1369
01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:11,637
Look, here's what
I'm trying to say. I'm just gonna say it.
1370
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:13,157
Let me stop you
right here, okay?
1371
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:15,677
Because if you say
"I" one more time,
1372
01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:18,996
I'm gonna
actually hurl something at your head, I think.
1373
01:18:19,160 --> 01:18:21,077
I am trying
to run a company.
1374
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:22,637
Do you have any idea
what that entails?
1375
01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:23,717
Yes.
1376
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:26,837
People are relying
on you to be Iron Man and you've disappeared,
1377
01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:31,038
and all I'm doing
is putting out your fires and taking the heat for it.
1378
01:18:32,840 --> 01:18:36,320
I am trying to do the job
that you were meant to do.
1379
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:42,440
Did you bring me
strawberries?
1380
01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:46,917
Did you know that there's
only one thing on Earth that I'm allergic to?
1381
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,280
Allergic to strawberries.
Mmm-hmm.
1382
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:52,877
This is progress, Pepper.
1383
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:55,960
I knew
there was a correlation between you and this.
1384
01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:57,877
I need you...
I need you, too.
1385
01:18:57,960 --> 01:18:59,037
That's what
I'm trying to...
1386
01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:00,600
...to leave now.
1387
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:07,160
Ms. Potts?
1388
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:09,277
Hi, come on in.
1389
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:11,120
Wheels up in 25 minutes.
1390
01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:13,040
Thank you.
1391
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:16,317
Anything else, boss?
I'm good, Hap.
1392
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:19,480
No, I'll be
just... another minute.
1393
01:19:20,480 --> 01:19:22,437
I lost both the kids
in the divorce.
1394
01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:24,120
(LAUGHS)
1395
01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:27,480
No.
1396
01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:29,557
(CLEARS THROAT)
1397
01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:34,720
Are you blending in
well here, Natalie? Here at Stark Enterprises?
1398
01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:38,117
Your name is Natalie,
isn't it?
1399
01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:41,157
I thought you two
didn't get along.
1400
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:42,237
No. That's not so.
1401
01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:44,520
It's just me
you don't care for.
1402
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:45,757
No? Nothing?
1403
01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:47,157
PEPPER: Actually,
while you're here,
1404
01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:50,317
maybe you and Natalie
could discuss the matter of the personal belongings.
1405
01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:51,840
Absolutely.
1406
01:19:58,280 --> 01:19:59,277
I'm surprised you can
keep your mouth shut.
1407
01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:03,117
Boy, you're good. You are
mind-blowingly duplicitous. How do you do it?
1408
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:05,037
You just tear things...
You're a triple impostor.
1409
01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:06,157
I've never seen
anything like you.
1410
01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:07,437
Is there anything
real about you?
1411
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:08,597
Do you even
speak Latin?
1412
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:10,677
(SPEAKING LATIN)
1413
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:13,437
Which means? Wait. What?
What did you just say?
1414
01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:17,697
It means you can either
drive yourself home or I can have you collected.
1415
01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:19,760
You're good!
1416
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:23,080
(SIGHS)
1417
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:33,800
(SIGHS)
1418
01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:19,440
(BLOWS)
1419
01:21:19,560 --> 01:21:22,197
Jarvis, could you
kindly Vac-U-Form a digital wire frame?
1420
01:21:22,280 --> 01:21:24,840
I need a manipulatable
projection.
1421
01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:35,640
JARVIS: 1974 Stark Expo
model scan complete, sir.
1422
01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:39,717
How many buildings
are there?
1423
01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:42,277
Am I to include the
Belgian waffle stands?
1424
01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:44,920
That was rhetorical.
Just show me.
1425
01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:53,360
Uh-huh. Um...
1426
01:21:57,680 --> 01:22:02,280
What does that look
like to you, Jarvis? Not unlike an atom.
1427
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:05,840
In which case
the nucleus would be here.
1428
01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:08,332
Highlight the unisphere.
1429
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:20,717
Lose the footpaths.
Get rid of them.
1430
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:22,877
What is it you're
trying to achieve, sir?
1431
01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:24,760
I'm discovering...
Correction.
1432
01:22:24,880 --> 01:22:28,840
I'm rediscovering
a new element, I believe.
1433
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:32,640
Lose the landscaping,
the shrubbery, the trees.
1434
01:22:32,760 --> 01:22:35,040
Parking lots,
exits, entrances.
1435
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:45,840
Structure the protons
and the neutrons using the pavilions as a framework.
1436
01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:50,040
Dad.
1437
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:16,080
Dead for almost 20 years,
and still taking me to school.
1438
01:23:22,280 --> 01:23:26,917
The proposed element
should serve as a viable replacement for palladium.
1439
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:28,077
Thanks, Dad.
1440
01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:31,400
Unfortunately,
it is impossible to synthesize.
1441
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:33,480
TONY: Uh-huh.
1442
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:39,803
Get ready
for a major remodel, fellas! We're back in hardware mode.
1443
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:42,840
(GRUNTS)
1444
01:23:55,480 --> 01:23:57,880
(JACKHAMMER RATTLING)
1445
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,560
(RATCHET CLICKING)
1446
01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:28,517
I heard you broke
the perimeter.
1447
01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:29,637
Uh, yeah.
1448
01:24:29,720 --> 01:24:31,637
That was, like,
three years ago. Where you been?
1449
01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:32,837
I was doing
some stuff.
1450
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:35,757
Yeah, well, me, too,
and it worked.
1451
01:24:35,840 --> 01:24:37,837
Hey, I'm playing for
the home team, Coulson,
1452
01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:39,997
you and all your
Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.
1453
01:24:40,080 --> 01:24:42,904
Now, are you gonna let me
work or break my balls?
1454
01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:46,160
What's this
doing here?
1455
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,080
That's it.
1456
01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:51,360
Bring that to me.
1457
01:24:51,480 --> 01:24:52,517
You know what this is?
1458
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:55,071
It's exactly what I need
to make this work.
1459
01:24:56,040 --> 01:24:57,080
Lift the coil.
1460
01:24:57,600 --> 01:24:59,365
Go, go.
Put your knees into it.
1461
01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:01,520
There you go. And...
1462
01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:04,480
Drop it. Drop it.
1463
01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:09,117
Perfectly level.
1464
01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:10,717
(SNORTS) I'm busy.
What do you want?
1465
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:11,840
Nothing.
1466
01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:13,397
Goodbye.
I've been reassigned.
1467
01:25:13,480 --> 01:25:14,517
Huh.
1468
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:16,197
Director Fury
wants me in New Mexico.
1469
01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:17,677
Fantastic.
Land of Enchantment.
1470
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:18,757
So I'm told.
1471
01:25:18,840 --> 01:25:19,837
Secret stuff?
1472
01:25:19,920 --> 01:25:21,097
Something like that.
1473
01:25:22,280 --> 01:25:23,317
Good luck.
Bye.
1474
01:25:23,400 --> 01:25:24,397
Thanks.
1475
01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:25,517
We need you.
1476
01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:26,997
Yeah, more than you know.
1477
01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:28,560
Not that much.
1478
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:49,520
JARVIS: Initializing
prismatic accelerator.
1479
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:52,000
(WHIRRING)
1480
01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:58,040
Approaching
maximum power.
1481
01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:01,480
(RUMBLING)
1482
01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:08,280
(SCREECHING)
1483
01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:12,000
Whoops!
1484
01:26:45,520 --> 01:26:46,760
That was easy.
1485
01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:05,280
JARVIS:
Congratulations, sir.
1486
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:09,520
You have created
a new element.
1487
01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:17,357
(BEEPING)
1488
01:27:17,440 --> 01:27:21,277
Sir, the reactor
has accepted the modified core.
1489
01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:23,960
I will begin
running diagnostics.
1490
01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:27,280
(PHONE RINGING)
1491
01:27:29,840 --> 01:27:31,200
Hey, Ivan.
1492
01:27:31,440 --> 01:27:33,117
I got Senator Stern here.
1493
01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:35,557
Thought we'd swing over
and look at some of the drone designs.
1494
01:27:35,640 --> 01:27:37,920
The drone is not
going to be ready.
1495
01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:39,437
Not ready?
What do you mean?
1496
01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:42,957
I can make presentation,
not demonstration.
1497
01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:45,037
(LAUGHING) What the hell
is the difference?
1498
01:27:45,120 --> 01:27:47,920
Presentation.
No fly. No shoot.
1499
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:50,077
Well, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait. (SIGHS)
1500
01:27:50,160 --> 01:27:53,277
What can you make them do?
I mean, this is a weapons demonstration.
1501
01:27:53,360 --> 01:27:55,317
I can make salute.
1502
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:56,637
You can make salute?
1503
01:27:56,720 --> 01:27:58,157
What do you mean,
"make salute"?
1504
01:27:58,240 --> 01:28:00,157
What the hell
does that mean, Ivan?
1505
01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:02,317
This is not what
we agreed to, okay?
1506
01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:05,037
You promised me
suits and then you promised me drones.
1507
01:28:05,120 --> 01:28:07,717
Hey, man,
everything will be okay.
1508
01:28:07,800 --> 01:28:09,197
This is not
what I wanted.
1509
01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:10,440
(PHONE BEEPS)
1510
01:28:20,040 --> 01:28:21,277
(DOOR UNLOCKING)
1511
01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:23,960
Hey, there he is.
It's the bird man.
1512
01:28:25,920 --> 01:28:28,637
Now you like the bird.
Is that right?
1513
01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:31,160
Is that your bird?
I'm confused.
1514
01:28:32,120 --> 01:28:35,477
You said it wasn't,
but now it looks like you're best of pals.
1515
01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:37,677
You love that bird,
don't you?
1516
01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:39,637
You know what?
Take the bird.
1517
01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:41,040
(SQUAWKING)
1518
01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:42,400
Hey!
1519
01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:44,397
(SQUAWKING)
1520
01:28:44,480 --> 01:28:47,160
Take his pillows, too.
Both of them.
1521
01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:50,360
And his shoes.
Take his shoes.
1522
01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:57,800
I took your stuff.
How does that make you feel?
1523
01:28:58,400 --> 01:29:01,240
Do you feel bad? Good.
1524
01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:03,419
(SHOUTING) 'Cause
that's how I feel!
1525
01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:06,600
We had a contract!
1526
01:29:07,200 --> 01:29:09,000
I saved your life
1527
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:11,760
and you give me suits.
1528
01:29:12,320 --> 01:29:16,200
That was our deal.
And you did not deliver.
1529
01:29:17,040 --> 01:29:21,520
I don't know if you're
a genius or a fraud. I don't know what you are.
1530
01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:27,200
Something really,
really great fell into my lap.
1531
01:29:27,800 --> 01:29:31,040
And if it hadn't,
I'd be at your mercy tonight.
1532
01:29:31,280 --> 01:29:35,080
Now I have
a piece of Stark tech that I pimped out myself.
1533
01:29:35,320 --> 01:29:37,077
And now your
overpriced paperweights
1534
01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:40,102
are gonna look
like a backdrop to my demonstration.
1535
01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:42,197
Do you dig what
I'm getting at here?
1536
01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:44,397
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
1537
01:29:44,480 --> 01:29:46,317
(CHUCKLING)
I don't know if you know this,
1538
01:29:46,400 --> 01:29:48,960
(SHOUTING) but I
don't speak Russian!
1539
01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:54,277
I'm gonna leave now.
1540
01:29:54,360 --> 01:29:57,440
I'm gonna go to the Expo.
Maybe I'll even get laid.
1541
01:29:58,200 --> 01:30:00,117
You see these guys?
They're your babysitters.
1542
01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:02,680
They are not
to be trifled with.
1543
01:30:03,080 --> 01:30:07,400
When I get back,
we're gonna renegotiate the terms of our agreement.
1544
01:30:07,960 --> 01:30:10,477
And you're gonna make
good on our arrangement
1545
01:30:10,560 --> 01:30:11,717
because if you don't,
1546
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:14,197
you're gonna be
exactly what you were when I found you,
1547
01:30:14,280 --> 01:30:15,957
a dead man.
1548
01:30:16,040 --> 01:30:17,440
You got that?
1549
01:30:18,400 --> 01:30:20,760
Maybe you can
watch me on TV.
1550
01:30:21,560 --> 01:30:23,040
(DOOR OPENS)
1551
01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:25,720
(DOOR CLOSES)
1552
01:30:27,640 --> 01:30:28,640
(SCOFFS)
1553
01:30:30,120 --> 01:30:31,717
TONY: Dummy, you,
can we clean up this mess?
1554
01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:33,517
You're killing me.
You know I don't... (PHONE RINGING)
1555
01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:35,877
JARVIS: Incoming call
with a blocked number, sir.
1556
01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:39,197
My phone privilege
is reinstated. Lovely.
1557
01:30:39,280 --> 01:30:40,717
Coulson.
How's the Land of Enchantment?
1558
01:30:40,800 --> 01:30:44,640
IVAN: Hey, Tony,
how you doing? (LAUGHS)
1559
01:30:45,080 --> 01:30:46,077
I double cycle.
1560
01:30:46,160 --> 01:30:47,160
You what?
1561
01:30:48,160 --> 01:30:52,000
You told me double
cycle's more power. Good advice.
1562
01:30:52,320 --> 01:30:54,037
You sound pretty sprightly
for a dead guy.
1563
01:30:54,120 --> 01:30:56,320
You, too. (LAUGHS)
1564
01:30:58,160 --> 01:30:59,520
Trace him.
JARVIS: Sir.
1565
01:30:59,640 --> 01:31:03,357
Now, the true history
of Stark name will be written.
1566
01:31:03,440 --> 01:31:04,517
Jarvis, where is he?
1567
01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:07,157
Accessing the Oracle grid.
1568
01:31:07,240 --> 01:31:08,757
Eastern Seaboard.
1569
01:31:08,840 --> 01:31:12,960
What your father
did to my family over 40 years,
1570
01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:16,440
I will do to you
in 40 minutes.
1571
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:18,757
Sounds good. Let's get
together and hash it out.
1572
01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:22,517
JARVIS: Tri-State area.
Manhattan and outlying boroughs.
1573
01:31:22,600 --> 01:31:24,517
I hope you're ready.
1574
01:31:24,600 --> 01:31:26,360
(DIALING TONE DRONING)
1575
01:31:27,280 --> 01:31:29,280
JARVIS: Call trace
incomplete.
1576
01:31:30,840 --> 01:31:31,880
(SIGHS)
1577
01:31:39,840 --> 01:31:40,837
JARVIS: Sir...
1578
01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:43,038
You want to run
some tests, run them.
1579
01:31:43,520 --> 01:31:45,477
And assemble the suit
while you're at it. Put it together now.
1580
01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:46,717
We are unclear
as to the effects...
1581
01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:48,077
I don't want to
hear it, Jarvis.
1582
01:31:48,160 --> 01:31:49,640
(COUGHS)
1583
01:31:51,120 --> 01:31:52,317
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
1584
01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:54,477
That tastes like coconut.
1585
01:31:54,560 --> 01:31:56,240
And metal.
1586
01:31:56,560 --> 01:31:58,160
Oh, wow, yeah!
1587
01:32:09,360 --> 01:32:10,637
(ANNOUNCER CHATTERING OVER PA)
1588
01:32:10,720 --> 01:32:12,597
I'll keep the car
down here, all right?
1589
01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:13,997
Thank you, Happy.
1590
01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:15,237
ANNOUNCER:
...Justin Hammer.
1591
01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:18,840
His presentation
will begin shortly in the main pavilion.
1592
01:32:22,720 --> 01:32:25,517
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1593
01:32:25,600 --> 01:32:30,720
(PICK UP THE PIECES
PLAYING OVER PA)
1594
01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:38,560
Yeah!
1595
01:32:39,680 --> 01:32:43,040
That's what
I'm talking about. Thanks for coming.
1596
01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:45,597
Ladies and gentlemen,
for far too long,
1597
01:32:45,680 --> 01:32:50,240
this country has had
to place its brave men and women in harm's way,
1598
01:32:50,400 --> 01:32:52,037
but then the
Iron Man arrived,
1599
01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:55,800
and we thought
the days of losing lives were behind us.
1600
01:32:56,600 --> 01:32:59,357
Sadly, that technology
was kept out of reach.
1601
01:32:59,440 --> 01:33:01,757
That's not fair.
That's not right.
1602
01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:02,957
And it's just too bad.
1603
01:33:03,040 --> 01:33:04,077
(SIGHING) Oh, Lord.
1604
01:33:04,160 --> 01:33:06,237
Regardless, it was
an impressive innovation,
1605
01:33:06,320 --> 01:33:09,280
one that grabbed
headlines the world over.
1606
01:33:09,640 --> 01:33:11,240
Well, today, my friends,
1607
01:33:11,360 --> 01:33:14,800
the press
is faced with quite a different problem.
1608
01:33:15,320 --> 01:33:17,800
They are about
to run out of ink.
1609
01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:21,120
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
1610
01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:24,437
(SOFTLY) Get that
out of here.
1611
01:33:24,520 --> 01:33:25,600
(CLEARS THROAT)
1612
01:33:26,320 --> 01:33:28,160
Ladies and gentlemen,
1613
01:33:29,200 --> 01:33:31,720
today I present to you
1614
01:33:31,840 --> 01:33:35,040
the new face of the
United States military.
1615
01:33:36,440 --> 01:33:37,680
The Hammer drone!
1616
01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:40,197
(THE CAISSONS GO
ROLLING ALONG PLAYING)
1617
01:33:40,280 --> 01:33:41,680
HAMMER: Army!
1618
01:33:54,840 --> 01:33:55,957
Navy!
1619
01:33:56,040 --> 01:33:58,000
(ANCHORS AWEIGH PLAYING)
1620
01:34:04,880 --> 01:34:06,117
(THE U.S. AIR FORCE PLAYING)
1621
01:34:06,200 --> 01:34:07,360
Air Force!
1622
01:34:15,520 --> 01:34:16,880
Marines!
1623
01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:18,880
(THE MARINES' HYMN PLAYING)
1624
01:34:28,720 --> 01:34:32,160
HAMMER: Yeah! Yeah! Whoo!
1625
01:34:34,840 --> 01:34:38,899
That's a hell of a lot better
than some cheerleaders, let me tell you.
1626
01:34:39,040 --> 01:34:41,957
But as revolutionary
as this technology is,
1627
01:34:42,040 --> 01:34:43,557
there will always
be a need for man
1628
01:34:43,640 --> 01:34:45,720
to be present
in the theater of war.
1629
01:34:46,360 --> 01:34:49,357
Ladies and gentlemen,
today I am proud to present to you
1630
01:34:49,440 --> 01:34:54,597
the very first prototype
in the Variable Threat Response Battle Suit
1631
01:34:54,680 --> 01:34:58,520
and its pilot,
Air Force Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes.
1632
01:35:00,080 --> 01:35:01,280
What?
1633
01:35:22,240 --> 01:35:25,477
For America and its allies,
Hammer Industries is reporting for...
1634
01:35:25,560 --> 01:35:28,080
(RUMBLING APPROACHING)
1635
01:35:38,640 --> 01:35:42,357
(AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY)
1636
01:35:42,440 --> 01:35:44,157
We got trouble.
1637
01:35:44,240 --> 01:35:45,917
RHODES:
Tony, there are civilians present.
1638
01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:48,677
I'm here on orders.
Let's not do this right now.
1639
01:35:48,760 --> 01:35:50,037
TONY: Give them a wave.
1640
01:35:50,120 --> 01:35:52,197
HAMMER: Hey,
all right! Yeah!
1641
01:35:52,280 --> 01:35:53,277
TONY: All these people
are in danger.
1642
01:35:53,360 --> 01:35:54,397
We gotta get them
out of here.
1643
01:35:54,480 --> 01:35:56,517
You gotta trust me
for the next five minutes.
1644
01:35:56,600 --> 01:35:58,677
Yeah, I tried that.
I got tossed around your house, remember?
1645
01:35:58,760 --> 01:36:00,757
Listen, I think
he's working with Vanko.
1646
01:36:00,840 --> 01:36:02,480
Vanko's alive?
1647
01:36:02,840 --> 01:36:04,837
HAMMER: Huh? Yeah!
1648
01:36:04,920 --> 01:36:06,160
Where is he?
1649
01:36:06,560 --> 01:36:07,557
What?
1650
01:36:07,640 --> 01:36:08,640
Where's Vanko?
1651
01:36:09,000 --> 01:36:10,877
Who?
Tell me.
1652
01:36:10,960 --> 01:36:12,957
What are you
doing here, man?
1653
01:36:13,040 --> 01:36:14,680
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1654
01:36:18,960 --> 01:36:19,957
Is that you?
1655
01:36:20,040 --> 01:36:22,517
RHODES:
No, I'm not doing that. That's not me.
1656
01:36:22,600 --> 01:36:25,280
I can't move.
I'm locked up. I'm locked up!
1657
01:36:26,040 --> 01:36:29,393
Get out of here.
Go! This whole system's been compromised.
1658
01:36:29,600 --> 01:36:31,520
TONY: Let's take it outside.
1659
01:36:35,120 --> 01:36:37,120
(PEOPLE SHRIEKING)
1660
01:36:43,680 --> 01:36:44,880
No. No!
1661
01:36:54,840 --> 01:36:56,597
Jarvis, break in.
I need to own him.
1662
01:36:56,680 --> 01:36:58,120
Yes, sir.
1663
01:36:59,960 --> 01:37:02,877
Tony, Tony, I'm locked on.
I have target lock.
1664
01:37:02,960 --> 01:37:04,560
On what?
On you!
1665
01:37:09,600 --> 01:37:11,440
RHODES: Tony, on your six!
1666
01:37:15,600 --> 01:37:17,640
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1667
01:37:28,760 --> 01:37:29,837
What's going on?
What's happening?
1668
01:37:29,920 --> 01:37:31,157
The software's
been overridden.
1669
01:37:31,240 --> 01:37:32,477
What? What do you mean
it's been overridden?
1670
01:37:32,560 --> 01:37:33,837
What does that mean?
I think he slaved the drones.
1671
01:37:33,920 --> 01:37:35,637
That's impossible.
Call the guards.
1672
01:37:35,720 --> 01:37:36,797
All the phones
are down, sir.
1673
01:37:36,880 --> 01:37:39,037
HAMMER:
Well, then call their... Call their cells.
1674
01:37:39,120 --> 01:37:40,637
Their cell phones
are not working, either, sir.
1675
01:37:40,720 --> 01:37:41,957
He's locked us out
of the mainframe.
1676
01:37:42,040 --> 01:37:43,237
Who's locked you
out of the mainframe?
1677
01:37:43,320 --> 01:37:44,877
Please, please,
go away. Go away.
1678
01:37:44,960 --> 01:37:46,317
I've got this handled.
Have you now?
1679
01:37:46,400 --> 01:37:47,477
Yes, I do.
1680
01:37:47,560 --> 01:37:50,037
In fact,
if your guy hadn't showed up, this wouldn't be happening.
1681
01:37:50,120 --> 01:37:52,480
So please,
now go away. Thank you.
1682
01:37:52,920 --> 01:37:55,317
Listen, we got to get
these bitches out of here.
1683
01:37:55,400 --> 01:37:56,877
HAMMER: What?
(NATALIE EXCLAIMS)
1684
01:37:56,960 --> 01:38:00,317
You tell me
who's behind this. Who's behind this?
1685
01:38:00,400 --> 01:38:02,920
(GROANING)
Ivan. Ivan Vanko.
1686
01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:04,320
Where is he?
1687
01:38:04,440 --> 01:38:05,920
He's at my facility.
1688
01:38:09,280 --> 01:38:10,917
I need NYPD, please.
No, no, no!
1689
01:38:11,000 --> 01:38:12,197
Command Central.
No, no, honey.
1690
01:38:12,280 --> 01:38:14,197
Don't call the authorities.
Okay. Right away. Right away.
1691
01:38:14,280 --> 01:38:16,320
Step aside.
Step aside.
1692
01:38:17,280 --> 01:38:19,104
Tell me everything
you know. Go.
1693
01:38:26,360 --> 01:38:27,517
How are we doing, Jarvis?
1694
01:38:27,600 --> 01:38:29,357
Remote reboot
unsuccessful.
1695
01:38:29,440 --> 01:38:31,880
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1696
01:38:46,840 --> 01:38:48,360
SECURITY GUARD: This way.
1697
01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:50,877
Nobody's answering the phone.
What's going on?
1698
01:38:50,960 --> 01:38:53,237
Get in the car.
Take me to Hammer Industries.
1699
01:38:53,320 --> 01:38:54,477
I'm not taking
you anywhere.
1700
01:38:54,560 --> 01:38:55,717
Fine. You want
me to drive?
1701
01:38:55,800 --> 01:38:58,320
No, I'm driving.
Get in the car.
1702
01:39:56,800 --> 01:39:57,960
Nice work, kid.
1703
01:40:00,200 --> 01:40:01,877
RHODES: You got multiples
coming in on you.
1704
01:40:01,960 --> 01:40:03,902
Let's get this away
from the Expo.
1705
01:40:06,760 --> 01:40:07,880
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1706
01:40:08,960 --> 01:40:11,397
When we arrive,
I need you to watch the perimeter.
1707
01:40:11,480 --> 01:40:15,120
I'm gonna enter the facility
and take down the target.
1708
01:40:15,760 --> 01:40:17,317
(CAR HORNS BLARING)
1709
01:40:17,400 --> 01:40:19,400
Watch the road.
I got it. I got it.
1710
01:40:31,080 --> 01:40:33,477
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
1711
01:40:33,560 --> 01:40:36,400
(MULTIPLE CAR ALARMS BLARING)
1712
01:40:50,440 --> 01:40:52,357
Listen, listen.
A pack just peeled off.
1713
01:40:52,440 --> 01:40:53,597
They're headed
back to the Expo.
1714
01:40:53,680 --> 01:40:55,040
Got it.
1715
01:40:58,800 --> 01:41:00,317
RHODES:
I'm closing on you.
1716
01:41:00,400 --> 01:41:02,760
Ordnance coming in
hot, Tony. Watch it.
1717
01:41:18,640 --> 01:41:19,757
NATALIE: Stay in the car.
1718
01:41:19,840 --> 01:41:21,317
I'm not staying
in the car.
1719
01:41:21,400 --> 01:41:22,960
I said,
stay in the car.
1720
01:41:23,120 --> 01:41:25,120
What are you wearing?
1721
01:41:26,400 --> 01:41:27,957
Look, I'm not
letting you go in there alone.
1722
01:41:28,040 --> 01:41:29,037
(DOOR PANEL BEEPING)
1723
01:41:29,120 --> 01:41:30,197
You want to help?
Keep the car running.
1724
01:41:30,280 --> 01:41:31,357
Okay.
1725
01:41:31,440 --> 01:41:34,840
(ALARM BEEPING)
1726
01:41:35,080 --> 01:41:37,257
Hey, hey, hey.
You can't come in here.
1727
01:41:37,800 --> 01:41:39,448
SECURITY GUARD:
Hold on. Hey!
1728
01:41:40,960 --> 01:41:42,520
(SCREAMING)
1729
01:42:11,040 --> 01:42:12,960
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1730
01:42:24,080 --> 01:42:26,037
TECHNICIAN:
Each set of drones is communicating
1731
01:42:26,120 --> 01:42:27,117
in its own
unique language.
1732
01:42:27,200 --> 01:42:28,877
Well, choose one
and focus on that.
1733
01:42:28,960 --> 01:42:30,997
Have you tried Russian?
Why don't you try Russian?
1734
01:42:31,080 --> 01:42:33,400
(GRUNTING)
1735
01:42:34,400 --> 01:42:36,957
MAN: (OVER RADIO) Attention.
We have intrusion on Grid W.
1736
01:42:37,040 --> 01:42:39,570
SECURITY GUARD:
We got it. We're on our way.
1737
01:43:06,320 --> 01:43:07,760
(SCREAMS)
1738
01:43:12,560 --> 01:43:14,320
(SCREAMING)
1739
01:43:19,680 --> 01:43:21,800
(PANTING) I got him!
1740
01:43:22,400 --> 01:43:24,520
(GRUNTING)
1741
01:43:37,000 --> 01:43:37,997
Rhodey,
you still locked on?
1742
01:43:38,080 --> 01:43:39,077
Yeah.
1743
01:43:39,160 --> 01:43:40,877
Drop your socks
and grab your Crocs.
1744
01:43:40,960 --> 01:43:43,019
We're about to get
wet on this ride.
1745
01:43:44,800 --> 01:43:45,920
Wait, wait, wait!
1746
01:44:02,720 --> 01:44:03,800
(GUNS COCKING)
1747
01:44:05,520 --> 01:44:07,360
He's gone.
1748
01:44:11,040 --> 01:44:13,511
I'm sorry, buddy.
Had to thin out the herd.
1749
01:44:13,880 --> 01:44:15,037
What's your 20?
1750
01:44:15,120 --> 01:44:16,160
(EXCLAIMING)
1751
01:44:27,320 --> 01:44:28,397
What are you doing?
1752
01:44:28,480 --> 01:44:30,160
I'm rebooting
Rhodey's suit.
1753
01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:33,040
(GRUNTING)
1754
01:44:36,560 --> 01:44:37,600
Tony!
1755
01:44:45,920 --> 01:44:47,360
(POWERING DOWN)
1756
01:44:49,840 --> 01:44:51,520
(TONY PANTING)
1757
01:44:54,120 --> 01:44:58,197
Reboot complete.
You got your best friend back.
1758
01:44:58,280 --> 01:45:00,237
Thank you very much,
Agent Romanoff.
1759
01:45:00,320 --> 01:45:01,677
Well done with
the new chest piece.
1760
01:45:01,760 --> 01:45:03,397
I am reading
significantly higher output
1761
01:45:03,480 --> 01:45:05,437
and your vitals
all look promising.
1762
01:45:05,520 --> 01:45:08,237
Yes, for the moment,
I'm not dying. Thank you.
1763
01:45:08,320 --> 01:45:09,317
What do you mean
you're not dying?
1764
01:45:09,400 --> 01:45:10,437
Did you just say
you're dying?
1765
01:45:10,520 --> 01:45:12,757
TONY: Is that you?
No, I'm not. Not anymore.
1766
01:45:12,840 --> 01:45:14,077
What's going on?
1767
01:45:14,160 --> 01:45:15,717
I was going to tell you.
I didn't want to alarm you.
1768
01:45:15,800 --> 01:45:17,317
You were gonna tell me?
You really were dying?
1769
01:45:17,400 --> 01:45:19,157
You didn't let me.
Why didn't you tell me that?
1770
01:45:19,240 --> 01:45:21,997
I was gonna make
you an omelet and tell you.
1771
01:45:22,080 --> 01:45:25,037
Hey, hey.
Save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony.
1772
01:45:25,120 --> 01:45:26,717
Looks like the fight's
coming to you.
1773
01:45:26,800 --> 01:45:28,637
Great. Pepper?
PEPPER: Are you okay now?
1774
01:45:28,720 --> 01:45:29,917
I am fine.
Don't be mad.
1775
01:45:30,000 --> 01:45:31,597
I will formally apologize...
I am mad!
1776
01:45:31,680 --> 01:45:34,637
...when I'm not fending off
a Hammeroid attack.
1777
01:45:34,720 --> 01:45:36,317
Fine.
We could have been in Venice.
1778
01:45:36,400 --> 01:45:37,560
Oh, please.
1779
01:45:40,280 --> 01:45:41,720
(DISTORTED) Rhodes?
1780
01:45:42,440 --> 01:45:44,382
Snap out of it, buddy.
I need you.
1781
01:45:45,880 --> 01:45:47,117
They're coming.
Come on, let's roll.
1782
01:45:47,200 --> 01:45:48,789
(KNOCKING ON HELMET)
Get up.
1783
01:45:51,480 --> 01:45:53,600
Oh, man. You can
have your suit back.
1784
01:45:57,120 --> 01:45:58,440
You okay?
1785
01:45:58,600 --> 01:46:00,200
Yeah, thanks.
1786
01:46:01,720 --> 01:46:03,037
Tony, look,
I'm sorry, okay?
1787
01:46:03,120 --> 01:46:04,157
Don't be.
1788
01:46:04,240 --> 01:46:05,437
No. I should have
trusted you more.
1789
01:46:05,520 --> 01:46:07,117
I'm the one who put
you in this position. Forget it.
1790
01:46:07,200 --> 01:46:09,517
No. It's your fault.
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
1791
01:46:09,600 --> 01:46:11,677
Thank you. That's all
I wanted to hear.
1792
01:46:11,760 --> 01:46:13,077
Partner.
1793
01:46:13,160 --> 01:46:16,760
They're coming
in hot, any second. What's the play?
1794
01:46:17,360 --> 01:46:18,997
Well, we want to take
the high ground, okay?
1795
01:46:19,080 --> 01:46:20,677
So let's put the biggest
gun up on that ridge.
1796
01:46:20,760 --> 01:46:22,040
Got you.
1797
01:46:22,880 --> 01:46:23,957
Where do you want to be?
Where are you going?
1798
01:46:24,040 --> 01:46:25,677
What're you talking about?
I meant me.
1799
01:46:25,760 --> 01:46:27,757
You have a big gun.
You are not the big gun.
1800
01:46:27,840 --> 01:46:29,237
Tony, don't be jealous.
No. It's subtle,
1801
01:46:29,320 --> 01:46:30,477
all the bells
and whistles.
1802
01:46:30,560 --> 01:46:31,717
Yeah. It's called
being a badass.
1803
01:46:31,800 --> 01:46:33,040
Fine.
1804
01:46:33,760 --> 01:46:37,157
All right.
You go up top. I'll draw them in.
1805
01:46:37,240 --> 01:46:39,117
Don't stay down here.
This is the worst place to be.
1806
01:46:39,200 --> 01:46:40,437
Okay, you got a spot.
Where's mine?
1807
01:46:40,520 --> 01:46:43,437
It's the kill box,
Tony. Okay? This is where you go to die.
1808
01:46:43,520 --> 01:46:44,560
(ROARING)
1809
01:47:26,080 --> 01:47:27,120
(ALARM BEEPING)
1810
01:47:28,960 --> 01:47:30,000
(WEAPON COCKS)
1811
01:47:33,160 --> 01:47:34,690
See that?
Yeah, yeah, nice.
1812
01:47:42,960 --> 01:47:44,200
Rhodey?
1813
01:47:45,560 --> 01:47:47,040
Get down.
1814
01:47:57,320 --> 01:47:59,757
Wow. I think you should
lead with that next time.
1815
01:47:59,840 --> 01:48:03,200
Yeah. Sorry, boss.
I can only use it once. It's a one-off.
1816
01:48:05,600 --> 01:48:07,760
I told you that
five minutes ago.
1817
01:48:09,080 --> 01:48:10,480
That's your guy here.
1818
01:48:11,760 --> 01:48:12,797
Excuse me?
1819
01:48:12,880 --> 01:48:13,877
COP: You're being
placed under arrest.
1820
01:48:13,960 --> 01:48:15,357
Are you kidding me?
Hands behind your back, sir.
1821
01:48:15,440 --> 01:48:17,080
I'm trying to help here.
1822
01:48:19,680 --> 01:48:22,837
(LAUGHS) I get it.
I see what you're doing.
1823
01:48:22,920 --> 01:48:26,437
You're trying
to pin this on me, huh? That's good. That's good.
1824
01:48:26,520 --> 01:48:28,077
You're starting
to think like a CEO,
1825
01:48:28,160 --> 01:48:30,557
taking out
the competition. I like that.
1826
01:48:30,640 --> 01:48:31,997
You think you're making
a problem for me?
1827
01:48:32,080 --> 01:48:33,197
I'm gonna make
a problem for you.
1828
01:48:33,280 --> 01:48:36,280
I'm gonna be seeing
you again real soon.
1829
01:48:40,480 --> 01:48:41,997
When they get here,
I think you should station them
1830
01:48:42,080 --> 01:48:44,840
at the south, east
and both west exits.
1831
01:48:44,960 --> 01:48:47,077
COP: We shut down
the 7 train in and out of Willets Point already.
1832
01:48:47,160 --> 01:48:49,957
PEPPER: Well, have
city buses there to ferry people to operating lines.
1833
01:48:50,040 --> 01:48:51,557
Yeah. Are you
coming with us?
1834
01:48:51,640 --> 01:48:53,517
No, I'm gonna stay
till the park is clear.
1835
01:48:53,600 --> 01:48:55,080
Okay.
1836
01:48:56,880 --> 01:48:59,397
NATALIE: Heads up.
You got one more drone incoming.
1837
01:48:59,480 --> 01:49:00,951
This one looks different.
1838
01:49:01,240 --> 01:49:03,946
The repulsor signature
is significantly higher.
1839
01:49:14,760 --> 01:49:16,440
Good to be back.
1840
01:49:17,000 --> 01:49:18,648
Oh, this ain't
gonna be good.
1841
01:49:22,000 --> 01:49:24,117
I got something
special for this guy.
1842
01:49:24,200 --> 01:49:26,317
I'm gonna
bust his bunker with the Ex-Wife.
1843
01:49:26,400 --> 01:49:27,837
With the what?
1844
01:49:27,920 --> 01:49:30,880
(WHIRRING)
1845
01:49:36,600 --> 01:49:37,680
(SOFT POP)
1846
01:49:38,240 --> 01:49:39,877
Hammer tech?
1847
01:49:39,960 --> 01:49:40,960
Yeah.
1848
01:49:42,560 --> 01:49:44,120
I got this.
1849
01:50:09,640 --> 01:50:10,640
(GRUNTING)
1850
01:50:13,560 --> 01:50:14,920
(TONY BELLOWING)
1851
01:50:21,160 --> 01:50:22,160
(GRUNTS)
1852
01:50:27,400 --> 01:50:28,480
(GRUNTING)
1853
01:50:37,080 --> 01:50:39,080
TONY: Rhodes. I got an idea.
1854
01:50:39,480 --> 01:50:40,837
You want to be a hero?
1855
01:50:40,920 --> 01:50:41,960
What?
1856
01:50:42,280 --> 01:50:45,277
I could really
use a sidekick. Put your hand up.
1857
01:50:45,360 --> 01:50:47,200
RHODES: This is your idea?
Yep.
1858
01:50:47,920 --> 01:50:50,520
RHODES:
I'm ready. I'm ready! Go, go, go!
1859
01:50:54,280 --> 01:50:55,360
TONY: Take it!
1860
01:51:02,520 --> 01:51:03,600
(PANTING)
1861
01:51:23,960 --> 01:51:25,400
(WEAKLY) You lose.
1862
01:51:26,400 --> 01:51:29,520
(BEEPING)
1863
01:51:30,400 --> 01:51:32,797
(BEEPING ACCELERATING)
1864
01:51:32,880 --> 01:51:34,277
All these drones
are rigged to blow.
1865
01:51:34,360 --> 01:51:36,066
We gotta get
out of here, man.
1866
01:51:36,200 --> 01:51:37,400
Pepper?
1867
01:51:45,200 --> 01:51:47,160
(BEEPING)
1868
01:51:51,720 --> 01:51:54,600
(BEEPING)
1869
01:51:56,920 --> 01:51:57,920
(PEPPER SCREAMS)
1870
01:52:10,280 --> 01:52:11,837
(SHRIEKS)
1871
01:52:11,920 --> 01:52:13,600
(PANTING)
1872
01:52:14,440 --> 01:52:15,440
(GRUNTING)
1873
01:52:17,600 --> 01:52:19,357
Oh, my God!
I can't take this anymore.
1874
01:52:19,440 --> 01:52:21,357
You can't? Look at me!
I can't take this.
1875
01:52:21,440 --> 01:52:23,717
My body, literally,
cannot handle the stress.
1876
01:52:23,800 --> 01:52:28,277
I never know if
you're gonna kill yourself or wreck the whole company.
1877
01:52:28,360 --> 01:52:30,360
I think I did okay.
1878
01:52:30,560 --> 01:52:32,600
I quit. I'm resigning.
1879
01:52:33,200 --> 01:52:34,600
That's it.
1880
01:52:35,120 --> 01:52:37,760
What did you just say?
You're done?
1881
01:52:39,040 --> 01:52:42,560
That's surprising.
No, it's not surprising. I get it.
1882
01:52:42,960 --> 01:52:44,197
You don't have to
make any excuses.
1883
01:52:44,280 --> 01:52:46,237
I'm... I'm...
I'm not making any excuses.
1884
01:52:46,320 --> 01:52:47,477
You actually were
just making excuses.
1885
01:52:47,560 --> 01:52:49,077
But you don't have to.
No, I wasn't making an excuse.
1886
01:52:49,160 --> 01:52:50,477
I'm actually
very justified. Listen. Hey, hey.
1887
01:52:50,560 --> 01:52:51,677
You deserve better.
1888
01:52:51,760 --> 01:52:52,877
Well...
1889
01:52:52,960 --> 01:52:55,520
You've taken such
good care of me.
1890
01:52:56,440 --> 01:52:58,877
I've been in a tough spot,
but you got me through it, so...
1891
01:52:58,960 --> 01:53:00,197
Right?
1892
01:53:00,280 --> 01:53:01,480
Thank you.
Yeah.
1893
01:53:02,280 --> 01:53:03,277
Thank you
for understanding.
1894
01:53:03,360 --> 01:53:05,237
Yeah, yeah.
Let's talk clean-up.
1895
01:53:05,320 --> 01:53:06,557
I'll handle
the transition. It'll be smooth.
1896
01:53:06,640 --> 01:53:08,037
Okay.
What about the press?
1897
01:53:08,120 --> 01:53:09,917
Because you only had
the job for a week. That's gonna seem...
1898
01:53:10,000 --> 01:53:11,757
Well, with you
it's like dog years. I know.
1899
01:53:11,840 --> 01:53:13,840
I mean, it's like
the Presidency...
1900
01:53:26,320 --> 01:53:27,517
Weird.
1901
01:53:27,600 --> 01:53:28,597
(SOFTLY) No,
it's not weird.
1902
01:53:28,680 --> 01:53:29,877
It's okay, right?
Yeah.
1903
01:53:29,960 --> 01:53:31,277
Run that by me again.
1904
01:53:31,360 --> 01:53:33,240
RHODES: I think
it was weird.
1905
01:53:33,680 --> 01:53:36,640
You guys
look like two seals fighting over a grape.
1906
01:53:37,200 --> 01:53:38,517
I had just quit,
actually.
1907
01:53:38,600 --> 01:53:39,597
Yeah, so we're not...
1908
01:53:39,680 --> 01:53:42,197
You don't have to do that.
I heard the whole thing.
1909
01:53:42,280 --> 01:53:43,277
You should get lost.
1910
01:53:43,360 --> 01:53:44,797
I was here first.
Get a roof.
1911
01:53:44,880 --> 01:53:46,037
(TONY CHUCKLES)
1912
01:53:46,120 --> 01:53:47,117
I thought you were
out of one-liners.
1913
01:53:47,200 --> 01:53:48,640
That's the last one.
1914
01:53:48,760 --> 01:53:50,037
You kicked ass
back there, by the way.
1915
01:53:50,120 --> 01:53:51,397
Thank you. You, too.
1916
01:53:51,480 --> 01:53:53,957
Listen,
my car got taken out in the explosion,
1917
01:53:54,040 --> 01:53:57,237
so I'm gonna have to
hang on to your suit for a minute, okay?
1918
01:53:57,320 --> 01:53:59,040
Not okay.
Not okay with that.
1919
01:53:59,680 --> 01:54:00,916
It wasn't a question.
1920
01:54:06,520 --> 01:54:08,677
How are you
gonna resign
1921
01:54:08,760 --> 01:54:09,917
if I don't accept?
1922
01:54:10,000 --> 01:54:11,840
(LAUGHS)
Hmm?
1923
01:54:29,680 --> 01:54:32,560
I don't think I want
you looking at that.
1924
01:54:32,760 --> 01:54:34,957
I'm not sure it pertains
to you anymore.
1925
01:54:35,040 --> 01:54:40,240
Now this, on the other hand,
is Agent Romanoff's assessment of you.
1926
01:54:41,560 --> 01:54:42,557
Read it.
1927
01:54:42,640 --> 01:54:43,640
Uh...
1928
01:54:44,560 --> 01:54:48,517
"Personality overview.
Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior."
1929
01:54:48,600 --> 01:54:50,777
In my own defense,
that was last week.
1930
01:54:52,800 --> 01:54:55,677
"Prone to self-destructive
tendencies." I was dying.
1931
01:54:55,760 --> 01:54:58,400
I mean, please.
And aren't we all?
1932
01:54:58,760 --> 01:55:01,600
"Textbook narcissism"?
1933
01:55:03,600 --> 01:55:04,720
Agreed.
1934
01:55:05,760 --> 01:55:07,197
Okay, here it is. Uh...
1935
01:55:07,280 --> 01:55:10,557
"Recruitment assessment
for Avenger Initiative. Iron Man? Yes."
1936
01:55:10,640 --> 01:55:11,677
I gotta think about it.
1937
01:55:11,760 --> 01:55:13,240
Read on.
1938
01:55:15,800 --> 01:55:17,317
"Tony Stark not...
1939
01:55:17,400 --> 01:55:18,960
"Not recommended"?
1940
01:55:20,120 --> 01:55:21,357
That doesn't
make any sense.
1941
01:55:21,440 --> 01:55:24,320
How can you approve me
but not approve me?
1942
01:55:25,000 --> 01:55:26,437
I got a new ticker.
1943
01:55:26,520 --> 01:55:29,520
(STAMMERING)
I'm trying to do right by Pepper.
1944
01:55:30,120 --> 01:55:33,000
I'm in a stable-ish
relationship.
1945
01:55:33,840 --> 01:55:35,717
Which leads us
to believe at this juncture
1946
01:55:35,800 --> 01:55:38,960
we'd only like to use
you as a consultant.
1947
01:55:45,960 --> 01:55:47,840
You can't afford me.
1948
01:55:50,160 --> 01:55:52,397
Then again, I will waive
my customary retainer
1949
01:55:52,480 --> 01:55:55,320
in exchange
for a small favor.
1950
01:55:56,320 --> 01:56:01,200
Rhodey and I are being
honored in Washington and we need a presenter.
1951
01:56:03,040 --> 01:56:04,560
I'll see what I can do.
1952
01:56:06,320 --> 01:56:08,677
It is my honor
to be here today
1953
01:56:08,760 --> 01:56:11,080
to present these
distinguished awards
1954
01:56:11,200 --> 01:56:15,237
to Lieutenant Colonel
James Rhodes and Mr. Tony Stark,
1955
01:56:15,320 --> 01:56:18,640
who is, of course,
a national treasure.
1956
01:56:20,800 --> 01:56:22,117
Thank you,
Lieutenant Colonel,
1957
01:56:22,200 --> 01:56:24,797
for such an exceptionally
distinguished performance.
1958
01:56:24,880 --> 01:56:25,877
You deserve this.
1959
01:56:25,960 --> 01:56:26,960
Thank you, sir.
1960
01:56:28,560 --> 01:56:30,797
Mr. Stark. Thank you
1961
01:56:30,880 --> 01:56:34,077
for such an exceptionally
distinguished performance.
1962
01:56:34,160 --> 01:56:35,840
You deserve this.
1963
01:56:36,080 --> 01:56:37,157
Ow!
1964
01:56:37,240 --> 01:56:38,760
Oh, sorry.
1965
01:56:39,840 --> 01:56:43,200
Funny how annoying
a little prick can be, isn't it?
1966
01:56:44,720 --> 01:56:46,520
Let's get a photo.
1967
01:56:48,160 --> 01:56:49,477
(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)
1968
01:56:49,560 --> 01:56:52,120
{\an8}♪ Living easy, living free
1969
01:56:52,240 --> 01:56:55,997
{\an8}♪ Season ticket
on a one-way ride
1970
01:56:56,080 --> 01:57:00,477
{\an8}♪ Asking nothing
Leave me be
1971
01:57:00,560 --> 01:57:04,397
{\an8}♪ Taking everything
in my stride
1972
01:57:04,480 --> 01:57:08,800
{\an8}♪ Don't need reason
Don't need rhyme
1973
01:57:08,920 --> 01:57:12,877
{\an8}♪ Ain't nothing
I would rather do
1974
01:57:12,960 --> 01:57:17,117
{\an8}♪ Going down, party time
1975
01:57:17,200 --> 01:57:21,240
{\an8}♪ My friends
are gonna be there, too
1976
01:57:22,240 --> 01:57:26,517
{\an8}♪ I'm on the highway to hell
1977
01:57:26,600 --> 01:57:31,077
{\an8}♪ On the highway to hell
1978
01:57:31,160 --> 01:57:34,437
{\an8}♪ Highway to hell
1979
01:57:34,520 --> 01:57:39,560
{\an8}♪ I'm on the highway to hell
1980
01:57:41,800 --> 01:57:46,237
{\an8}♪ No stop signs, speed limit
1981
01:57:46,320 --> 01:57:49,840
{\an8}♪ Nobody's gonna slow me down
1982
01:57:49,960 --> 01:57:54,357
{\an8}♪ Like a wheel, gonna spin it
1983
01:57:54,440 --> 01:57:58,477
{\an8}♪ Nobody's gonna mess me round
1984
01:57:58,560 --> 01:58:03,357
{\an8}♪ Hey, Satan, payed my dues
1985
01:58:03,440 --> 01:58:06,797
{\an8}♪ Playing in a rocking band
1986
01:58:06,880 --> 01:58:10,957
{\an8}♪ Hey, Mama, look at me
1987
01:58:11,040 --> 01:58:15,357
{\an8}♪ I'm on my way
to the promised land
1988
01:58:15,440 --> 01:58:20,877
{\an8}♪ Whoo!
I'm on the highway to hell
1989
01:58:20,960 --> 01:58:24,317
{\an8}♪ Highway to hell
1990
01:58:24,400 --> 01:58:29,117
{\an8}♪ I'm on the highway to hell
1991
01:58:29,200 --> 01:58:32,920
{\an8}♪ Highway to hell
1992
01:58:35,600 --> 01:58:39,160
{\an8}♪ Don't stop me
1993
01:58:57,360 --> 01:59:02,080
{\an8}♪ I'm on the highway to hell
1994
01:59:02,200 --> 01:59:05,400
{\an8}♪ Highway to hell
1995
01:59:06,200 --> 01:59:11,200
{\an8}♪ And I'm going down
1996
01:59:11,920 --> 01:59:18,880
{\an8}♪ All the way down
1997
01:59:24,640 --> 01:59:28,760
{\an8}♪ I'm on the highway to hell ♪
1998
01:59:48,120 --> 01:59:51,997
{\an8}♪ Oh, a bright new
morning is dawning
1999
01:59:52,080 --> 01:59:55,637
{\an8}♪ Make way for tomorrow today
2000
01:59:55,720 --> 01:59:59,477
{\an8}♪ Yes, a new tomorrow
is upon me
2001
01:59:59,560 --> 02:00:02,997
{\an8}♪ To light up a brave new day
2002
02:00:03,080 --> 02:00:06,797
{\an8}♪ Oh, the future's
brimming with promise
2003
02:00:06,880 --> 02:00:10,117
{\an8}♪ And the promise
is heading our way
2004
02:00:10,200 --> 02:00:14,157
{\an8}♪ So you can rise
on that shining horizon
2005
02:00:14,240 --> 02:00:18,200
{\an8}♪ Make way for tomorrow today
2006
02:00:18,320 --> 02:00:21,917
{\an8}♪ Daring new devices
will help us to succeed
2007
02:00:22,000 --> 02:00:25,477
{\an8}♪ Better tools for living
will meet our every need
2008
02:00:25,560 --> 02:00:29,037
{\an8}♪ Incredible inventions
through new technology
2009
02:00:29,120 --> 02:00:33,920
{\an8}♪ Extending life's dimensions
for all humanity
2010
02:00:51,520 --> 02:00:55,360
{\an8}♪ Modern marvels
rising around us
2011
02:00:55,480 --> 02:00:58,757
{\an8}♪ Bringing progress
and dazzling display
2012
02:00:58,840 --> 02:01:03,477
{\an8}♪ So we will rise
on that shining horizon
2013
02:01:03,560 --> 02:01:07,837
{\an8}♪ Make way for tomorrow today
2014
02:01:07,920 --> 02:01:12,717
{\an8}♪ Make way for tomorrow
2015
02:01:12,800 --> 02:01:17,040
{\an8}♪ Today ♪
2016
02:04:12,600 --> 02:04:14,560
{\an8}Sir, we've found it.