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TONY: A famous man once said,
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"We create our own demons."
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Who said that?
What does that even mean?
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Doesn't matter.
I said it because he said it.
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So, now, he was famous
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and it's basically getting said
by two well-known guys.
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I don't, uh...
(SIGHS)
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I'm going to start again.
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Let's track this from the beginning.
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('90s POP SONG PLAYING)
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(SINGING) Yo listen up here's a story
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About a little guy that
lives in a blue world
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And all day and all night
and everything he sees
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Is just blue like him
inside and outside
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{\an8}Blue is his house
with a blue little window
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{\an8}And a blue Corvette
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{\an8}And everything is blue
for him and himself
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{\an8}And everybody around
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{\an8}'Cause he ain't got nobody...
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{\an8}- (PEOPLE LAUGHING)
- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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- (HONKS)
- (CHUCKLING)
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Half hour till the ball drops.
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- Hey, do you wanna...
- Tony Stark?
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- Great speech, man!
- HAPPY: I got you, pal.
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I gave a speech? How was it?
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- Edifying.
- Unintelligible.
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- Really?
- Mmm-hmm.
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It's my favorite kind.
A winning combo.
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- Where are we going?
- Uh, to town, on each other.
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Probably back in your room
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because I also want to
see your research.
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Okay, you can see my research,
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but that's...
I'm not gonna show you my "town."
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Mr. Stark.
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Ho Yinsen.
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Ah, I finally met a man called "Ho."
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- (CHUCKLES HUMORLESSLY)
- Come here.
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I would like to
introduce you to our guest, Dr. Wu.
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- Oh, this guy. Hey.
- Mr. Stark.
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- (GREETS IN MANDARIN)
- You're a heart doctor.
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She's going to need
a cardiologist after I...
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(HONKING)
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- Bye.
- Perhaps another time?
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TONY: It started in
Bern, Switzerland. 1999.
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(PEOPLE YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
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- The old days.
- KILLIAN: Mr. Stark!
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TONY: I never thought they
would come back to bite me.
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Why would they?
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Oh, wow! Hey, Tony!
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Aldrich Killian. (STUTTERING)
I'm a big fan of your work.
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- My work?
- Who isn't? He means me.
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Well, of course, but, Ms. Hansen,
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my organization's been tracking
your research since year two of MIT.
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TONY: Yeah, we're full.
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Oh, wow, he made it.
He made the cut.
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What floor you going to, pal?
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Well, now, that is
an appropriate question.
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The ground floor, actually,
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of a proposal
I'm putting together myself.
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It's a privately funded think tank
called Advanced Idea Mechanics.
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- Uh...
- She'll take both.
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One to throw away and one to not call.
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"Advanced Idea Mechanics"
or "AIM," for short. Do you get it?
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- I see that, because it's on your T-shirt.
- Aw!
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Ladies, follow the mullet. Ladies first.
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Thank you, I'll call you.
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(WOMEN TALKING EXCITEDLY)
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I'm titillated by the notion
of working with you.
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- Yeah?
- I'll ditch these clowns.
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I'll see you up
on the roof in five minutes.
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Just gonna try
and get my beak wet real quick.
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You know what I'm talking about?
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I'll see you up there.
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TONY: Damn betcha.
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Come on!
I thought that was just a theory.
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Well, it was.
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If I'm right, we can access the area
of the brain
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- that governs repair...
- TONY: Wow.
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MAYA: ...and chemically recode it.
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That's incredible. Essentially,
you're hacking into the genetic...
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BOTH: ...operating system...
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- ...of a living organism.
- Exactly.
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- Yes.
- Wow.
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Is that...
Can you...
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- What?
- Can you not touch my plant?
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It's not...
She doesn't like it. She prefers...
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She's not like the others.
Come on. Let's go in the bedroom.
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- Happy...
- Hmm. That's cute...
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Leave her ficus alone.
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Because...
And, no, seriously, don't.
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TONY: And you're starting with plants.
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MAYA: For now, yeah.
TONY: Huh.
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I'm calling it EXTREMIS.
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- Well, it's...
- BOTH: Human application.
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Exactly, exactly.
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- Dendritic revitalization.
- It's revolutionary.
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- Disease prevention...
- Change the world.
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...even limb regrowth.
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You're the most gifted woman
I've ever met.
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Wow.
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- In Switzerland.
- Hmm. That's better.
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- Aw, you're seeing things.
- This week.
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(CHUCKLES) You almost
bought it, didn't you?
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- (EXPLOSION)
- (GLASS SHATTERING)
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This is what I'm talking about,
the glitch.
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Have you checked
the telomerase algorithm?
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- The what?
- HAPPY: Down!
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Stay down! Stay down, boss.
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- We're good.
- Stay down.
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You... You're...
You're right on me. I made it.
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What the hell was that?
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(PEOPLE OUTSIDE
COUNTING DOWN)
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- What was that?
- MAYA: It's a glitch in my work. It's...
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She was just talking about it.
Glitches happen.
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HAPPY: It's not Y2K.
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- (PEOPLE OUTSIDE CHEERING)
- Hey! Happy New Year!
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- HAPPY: Happy New Year.
- MAYA: Happy New Year.
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All right.
I'll see you in the morning. Good night.
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- HAPPY: You good?
- Yeah.
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- HAPPY: I'll be right outside.
- Okay, cool.
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(CHEERING CONTINUES)
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TONY: So, why am I telling you this?
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Because I had just created demons
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{\an8}and I didn't even know it.
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{\an8}- Yeah, those were good times.
- (DOOR CLOSES)
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{\an8}Then I moved on.
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{\an8}After a brief soiree in an Afghan cave,
I said goodbye to the party scene.
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{\an8}I forgot that night in Switzerland.
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{\an8}These days, I'm a changed man.
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{\an8}JARVIS: Forty-six.
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- TONY: I'm different now.
- (TONY GROANS)
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I'm... Well...
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JARVIS: Forty-seven.
TONY: You know who I am.
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Ow!
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JARVIS: Sir, please may I request
just a few hours to calibrate...
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No. Forty-eight.
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(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
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Micro-repeater
implanting sequence complete.
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As you wish, sir.
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I've also prepared a safety briefing
for you to entirely ignore.
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Which I will.
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All right, let's do this.
(SNIFFS)
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DUM-E.
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Hi, DUM-E.
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How did you get that cap on your head?
You earned it.
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Hey. Hey!
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What are you doing out of the corner?
You know what you did.
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Blood on my mat. Handle it.
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Sir, may I remind you that you've been
awake for nearly 72 hours?
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(WHOOSHING)
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Focus up, ladies.
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Good evening,
and welcome to the birthing suite.
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I am pleased to announce
the imminent arrival
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of your bouncing,
bad-ass baby brother.
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Start tight and then go wide.
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Stamp date and time.
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Mark 42. Autonomous
prehensile propulsion suit test.
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Initialize sequence.
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(POWERING UP)
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Jarvis, drop my needle.
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(FUNKY CHRISTMAS
MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SINGING) Dashing through the snow
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In a one horse open sleigh
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O'er the fields we go
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Laughing all the way
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(GRUNTS)
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Bells on bob tails ring
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Crap.
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Oh, what fun it is to sing
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A sleighing song tonight
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(WHIRRING)
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Jingle bells, jingle bells
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(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
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Jingle all the way
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Oh, what fun it is to ride
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(WHIRRING)
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In a one horse open sleigh
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(LAUGHS)
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All right, I think we got this.
Send them all.
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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- (GRUNTS)
- (CLANGING)
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Probably a little fast.
Slow it down.
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- Slow it down just a...
- (CRASHING)
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...little bit.
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(STRAINED) Cool it, will you, Jarvis?
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(GRUNTS)
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(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
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- (RECORD SCRATCHES)
- (MUSIC STOPS)
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Come on. I ain't scared of you.
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I'm the best.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANING)
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As always, sir, a great pleasure
watching you work.
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TONY: I guess 72 hours is a long time
between siestas.
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I didn't think it could get any worse.
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(GROANING SOFTLY)
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Then I had to go and turn on the TV.
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That's when he happened.
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THE MANDARIN: Some people
call me a terrorist.
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(MAN YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
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(GUNS FIRING)
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I consider myself a teacher.
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(CHEERING)
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America.
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Ready for another lesson?
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In 1864, in Sand Creek, Colorado,
the US military waited
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until the friendly Cheyenne braves
had all gone hunting.
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Waited to attack and slaughter
the families left behind
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and claim their land.
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39 hours ago,
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the Ali Al Salem Air Base in Kuwait
was attacked.
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I... I... I did that.
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A quaint military church
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filled with wives and children,
of course.
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The soldiers were out on maneuvers.
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The braves were away.
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President Ellis.
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You continue to resist my attempts
to educate you, sir.
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And now you've missed me again.
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(MEN YELLING)
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(GUNS FIRING)
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You know who I am.
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You don't know where I am.
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And you'll never see me coming.
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PAT KIERNAN: Now that
we seem to be back,
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{\an8}let's recap some
of the frightening developments...
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{\an8}American airwaves were hijacked...
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{\an8}The nation remains on high alert.
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{\an8}All attempts to find the Mandarin
have so far proved unsuccessful.
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{\an8}ELLIS: Central to my administration's
response to this terrorist event
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{\an8}is a newly minted resource.
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{\an8}I know him
as Colonel James Rhodes.
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{\an8}The American people
will soon know him
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{\an8}as the Iron Patriot.
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{\an8}And how is President Ellis responding?
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{\an8}By taking the guy
they call War Machine
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{\an8}and giving him a paint job.
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{\an8}The same suit,
but painted red, white and blue.
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{\an8}Look at that. And they also
renamed him, "Iron Patriot."
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You know,
just in case the paint was too subtle.
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It tested well with focus groups,
all right?
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(GRUFFLY)
"I am Iron Patriot!" It sucks.
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Listen. "War Machine"
was a little too aggressive.
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All right?
This sends a better message.
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(SIGHS)
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So, what's really going on?
With the Mandarin.
249
00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,076
Seriously, can we talk about this guy?
250
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,680
It's classified information, Tony.
251
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,318
Okay, there have been nine bombings.
252
00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,557
- Nine.
- The public only knows about three.
253
00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:35,720
But here's the thing,
nobody can ID a device.
254
00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,197
There's no bomb casings.
255
00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,320
You know I can help.
Just ask.
256
00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,317
I got a ton of new tech.
I got a prehensile suit.
257
00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,877
(STAMMERING)
I got bomb disposal.
258
00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,637
It catches explosions in mid-air.
259
00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:46,237
When's the last time
you got a good night's sleep?
260
00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:49,037
Einstein slept three hours a year.
Look what he did.
261
00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,637
People are concerned about you, Tony.
I'm concerned about you.
262
00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:52,877
You're going to come at me like that?
263
00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:55,077
No, look, I'm not trying to be a dick...
264
00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,160
...tator.
265
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:57,957
Do you mind signing my drawing?
266
00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:58,997
- If Richard doesn't mind.
- (CHUCKLES)
267
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,197
Are you all right with this, Dick?
268
00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,880
RHODEY:
Yeah. Fine with me.
269
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,320
- TONY: What's your name?
- Erin.
270
00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:09,400
I loved you in A Christmas Story,
by the way.
271
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,080
Listen, the Pentagon is scared.
272
00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:15,000
After New York, aliens... Come on.
273
00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:16,760
They need to look strong.
274
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,000
Stopping the Mandarin is a priority,
but it's not...
275
00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,877
- It's not superhero business.
- No, it's not, quite frankly.
276
00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,517
- I get it.
- It's American business.
277
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,440
That's why I said I got it.
278
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,197
- (EXHALES SHARPLY)
- Are you okay?
279
00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,277
I broke the crayon.
280
00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,120
ERIN:
Are you okay, Mr. Stark?
281
00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:34,077
- (MUFFLED) Take it easy. Tony.
- (INHALES SHARPLY)
282
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,837
(WHISPERING) How did you
get out of the wormhole?
283
00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:37,957
- (GASPS)
- Wait a minute. Tony!
284
00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:39,877
TONY: What did you say?
RHODEY: Tony.
285
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,760
(GRUNTS) Sorry.
286
00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,277
(BREATHLESSLY) I'm just
checking on the suit.
287
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,357
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
288
00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,440
Okay.
289
00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,200
(PANTING)
290
00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:48,560
(GASPING)
291
00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:50,197
Check the heart.
(STAMMERING)
292
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,640
Is it the brain?
293
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:54,717
JARVIS: No sign of cardiac anomaly
or unusual brain activity.
294
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,560
Okay, so I was poisoned?
295
00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:01,960
My diagnosis is that you've
experienced a severe anxiety attack.
296
00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,010
{\an8}- Me?
- (METALLIC CLINKING)
297
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,877
Come on, man, this isn't a good look.
Open up.
298
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,917
TONY: Sorry, I gotta split.
(GRUNTS)
299
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,177
(CROWD GASPS IN AWE)
300
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,280
HAPPY: Badge.
301
00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,717
- Badge.
- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
302
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,200
Come on, badge.
303
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:21,197
Badge, guys.
I put a memo in the toilet. Come on.
304
00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,597
Tony has got them in his basement.
They're wearing party hats.
305
00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,757
- This is an asset that we can put to use.
- Uh-huh.
306
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:29,877
So, you're suggesting that I replace
the entire janitorial staff with robots.
307
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,557
- Thank you.
- What I'm saying is that
308
00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:34,717
the human element of human resources
is our biggest point of vulnerability.
309
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,117
We should start
phasing it out immediately.
310
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,597
- What?
- Excuse me, Bambi,
311
00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:40,077
- you should be wearing...
- Did you just say that?
312
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,717
- Security? Yes?
- Happy? Okay.
313
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,517
I am thrilled that you are now
the Head of Security. Okay?
314
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,197
- It is the perfect position for you.
- Thank you.
315
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,837
- However...
- I do appreciate it.
316
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,917
- ...since you've taken the post...
- You don't have to thank me.
317
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,437
...we've had a rise in staff complaints
of 300%.
318
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:54,600
Thank you.
319
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,237
It's not a compliment.
320
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,637
It's not...
It is a compliment.
321
00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,317
Clearly, somebody's
trying to hide something.
322
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,477
- I... Yes.
- SECRETARY: Excuse me.
323
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,520
Ms. Potts, your 4:00 is here.
324
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,117
- Thank you.
- Did you clear this 4:00 with me?
325
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,957
Happy, we'll talk about this later,
326
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,437
but right now, I have to go deal with
this very annoying thing.
327
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:09,840
How so?
328
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,397
I used to work with him
and he used to ask me out all the time,
329
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:13,637
so it's a little awkward.
330
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,544
I don't like the sound of that.
331
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,480
Pepper.
332
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:23,440
Killian?
333
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,280
You look great.
334
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,957
You look really great.
335
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,317
PEPPER: (STAMMERING)
God, you look great.
336
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:30,600
I... I... I...
337
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,797
What on earth have you been doing?
338
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:33,880
Nothing fancy.
339
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,437
Just five years in the hands
of physical therapists.
340
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,320
And please, call me Aldrich.
341
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,797
Uh, you were supposed to be
issued a security badge.
342
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,120
- Happy, it's okay. We're good.
- Yes.
343
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,760
- Are you sure? Okay.
- Yes. Stand down.
344
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,997
- I'm going to linger right here. Okay.
- Thank you.
345
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,840
It's very nice to see you, Killian.
346
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,640
(PHONES RINGING)
347
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,290
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
348
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,560
Hey, guy.
349
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,200
Merry Christmas.
350
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:10,157
KILLIAN: After years dodging
the President's ban
351
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,557
on "immoral" biotech research,
352
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:13,960
my think tank
353
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,120
now has a little something
in the pipeline.
354
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:23,080
It's an idea we like to call EXTREMIS.
355
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,083
I'm gonna turn your lights down.
356
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,120
Regard the human brain.
357
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,440
(HUMMING)
358
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,597
Uh... Wait, hold on, hold on.
359
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,637
That's...
That's the universe. My bad.
360
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,520
But if I do that...
361
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,120
That's the brain.
362
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,637
Strangely mimetic, though,
wouldn't you say?
363
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,077
Wow, that's amazing.
364
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,797
Thanks, it's mine.
365
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,160
What?
366
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,317
This. You're inside my head.
367
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,280
It's a...
It's a live feed.
368
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,502
Come on up, I'll prove it to you.
369
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,000
Come on.
370
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,059
Now, pinch my arm.
371
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,396
- I can take it. Pinch me.
- (CHUCKLES)
372
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,600
(GASPS) What is that?
373
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,597
It's the primary somatosensory cortex.
It's the brain's pain center.
374
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,600
But this is what I wanted to show you.
375
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,160
(BEEPS)
376
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:27,360
Now, EXTREMIS harnesses
our bioelectrical potential
377
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:30,360
and it goes here.
378
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:33,756
This is essentially an empty slot
and what this tells us
379
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,517
is that our mind,
380
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,120
our entire DNA, in fact,
381
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,120
is destined to be upgraded.
382
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,360
Wow.
383
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,680
(QUIET RINGING)
384
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,160
(WHISPERS)
Oh, wait...
385
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,040
- (RINGING CONTINUES)
- Uh...
386
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,400
- (CHIMES)
- Hello?
387
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,677
- TONY: Is this Forehead of Security?
- What?
388
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,277
You know, look...
I got a real job. What do you want?
389
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,677
I'm working.
I've got something going on, here.
390
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:56,797
What, harassing interns?
391
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,157
Let me tell you something.
Do you know what happened
392
00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,237
when I told people
I was Iron Man's bodyguard?
393
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,277
- They would laugh in my face.
- (TONY CHUCKLES)
394
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,837
I had to leave
while I still had a shred of dignity.
395
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,757
Now I got a real job.
I'm watching Pepper.
396
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,560
What's going on? Fill me in.
397
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:08,840
- For real?
- Yeah.
398
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,597
All right.
So, she's meeting up with this scientist.
399
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,277
- Rich guy. Handsome.
- Right.
400
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,717
I couldn't make his face, at first. Right?
You know I'm good with faces.
401
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:15,797
- Oh, yeah, you're the best.
- Yeah.
402
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,357
Well, so I run his credentials.
I make him.
403
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,917
Aldrich Killian.
We actually met the guy back in...
404
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,197
Where were we in '99?
405
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,163
- The science conference?
- Um...
406
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,317
- Switzerland.
- Right, right, exactly.
407
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,917
Killian. No...
I don't remember that guy.
408
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,517
Of course you don't remember.
He's not a blond with a big rack.
409
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,157
At first, it was fine.
They were talking business.
410
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,317
But now it's, like, getting weird.
He's showing her his big brain.
411
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,157
- His what?
- Big brain.
412
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,157
And she likes it.
Here, let me show you.
413
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,880
Hold on. See?
414
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,717
Look at what? You, watching them?
415
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,677
Flip the screen,
and then we can get started.
416
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,637
I'm not a tech genius like you.
Just trust me. Get down here.
417
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,397
Flip the screen.
Then I can see what they're doing.
418
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,837
I can't!
I don't know how to flip the screen!
419
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,797
Don't talk to me like that anymore.
You're not my boss.
420
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,704
All right?
I don't work for you.
421
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,637
And I don't trust this guy.
He's got another guy with him.
422
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:56,757
He's shifty.
423
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:57,837
- Relax.
- Seriously?
424
00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,557
I'm just asking you
to secure the perimeter.
425
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:00,957
Tell them to go out
for a drink or something.
426
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,877
You know what? You should take more
of an interest in what's going on here.
427
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,437
This woman's the best thing
that ever happened to you
428
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,037
and you're just ignoring her.
429
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,117
- A giant brain?
- Yeah.
430
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,517
There's a giant brain.
There's a shifty character.
431
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,357
I'm gonna follow this guy. I'm gonna
run his plates and I'm gonna...
432
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,477
You know,
if it gets rough, so be it.
433
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:14,619
I miss you, Happy.
434
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,037
Yeah, I miss you, too.
But the way it used to be.
435
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,117
Now you're off with the super-friends.
436
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,397
I don't know
what's going on with you anymore.
437
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:20,557
- The world's getting weird.
- Hey!
438
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,637
(STAMMERING)
I hate to cut you off.
439
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:22,717
- Do you have your Taser on you?
- Why?
440
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,997
I think there's a gal in H.R.
who's trying to steal some printer ink.
441
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,197
You should probably go over there
and zap her.
442
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,560
Yeah, nice.
443
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:33,480
Imagine if you could hack into
the hard drive of any living organism
444
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,600
and recode its DNA.
445
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,757
- That would be incredible.
- Hmm.
446
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:41,480
Unfortunately, to my ears,
it also sounds highly weaponizable.
447
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,240
As in, enhanced soldiers,
private armies, and Tony is...
448
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,000
Tony, Tony.
449
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:52,797
You know, I invited Tony to join AIM
13 years ago.
450
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:53,939
He turned me down.
451
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,437
But something tells me
now there's a new genius on the throne
452
00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,797
who doesn't have to
answer to Tony anymore
453
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,998
and who has slightly less of an ego.
454
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,920
It's gonna be a no, Aldrich.
455
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,360
As much as I'd like to help you.
456
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:16,000
Well, I can't say that
I'm not disappointed.
457
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,797
But then,
as my father used to say,
458
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,757
"Failure is the fog
through which we glimpse triumph."
459
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,197
- That's very deep.
- Hmm.
460
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,797
And I have no idea
what it means.
461
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,037
No, me neither.
He was kind of an idiot, my old man.
462
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,637
(CHUCKLES)
463
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,680
I'm sure I'll see you again, Pepper.
464
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,852
(INHALES SHARPLY) Happy.
465
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,939
Car's ready, if you're ready to go.
466
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,477
Yes, I just, um...
467
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,960
God, I forgot my other things, so...
468
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,160
I'm just gonna...
469
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,560
(CAMERA CLICKS)
470
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,040
(SIGHS)
471
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,917
I'm sorry I'm late. I was...
472
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,412
What the...
What is that?
473
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,077
You're wearing this in the house now?
474
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,808
What is that, like, Mark 15?
475
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,440
{\an8}TONY: Uh, yeah.
476
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,517
Something like that.
You know, everybody needs a hobby.
477
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,797
Oh, and you have to wear your hobby
in the living room?
478
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,597
TONY:
Just breaking it in.
479
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,557
You know, it's always a little pinchy
in the gooey bag
480
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:40,797
- at first, so...
- (CHUCKLES)
481
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,197
Well, hey, did you see
your Christmas present?
482
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,477
Yes, I did. I...
483
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,077
I don't know how I could've
missed that Christmas present.
484
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,200
Is it gonna fit through the door?
485
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,797
TONY: Well, actually,
it's a good question.
486
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,237
I got a team of guys coming tomorrow.
They're gonna blow out that wall.
487
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,760
- Okay.
- So, uh...
488
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,517
Tense? Good day? Huh?
489
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,277
Ooh, shoulders, a little knotty.
Naughty girl.
490
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:03,077
I don't want to harp on this,
but did you like the custom rabbit?
491
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,160
Did I like it?
492
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,997
- Nailed it, right?
- Wow.
493
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,880
I appreciate the thought very much.
494
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:13,560
So, why don't you lift up that face mask
and give me a kiss?
495
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,720
(IMITATING COMPUTER BEEPING)
Huh...
496
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,320
Yep. Damn it, no can do.
497
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,477
You want to just kiss it on the...
498
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,317
- The facial slit?
- Uh-huh.
499
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,397
Well, why don't I
run down to the garage
500
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,077
and see if I can't find a crowbar
to jimmy that thing open?
501
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,797
Crowbar, yeah.
502
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,237
Oh! Except there's been
(STAMMERING) a radiation leak.
503
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,477
- PEPPER: I'll take my chances.
- That's risky.
504
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:34,717
(STRAINED)
At least, let me get you
505
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,036
like, a hazmat suit
you can... (GRUNTS)
506
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,997
- A Geiger counter or something like that.
- (STRAINING)
507
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,120
Busted.
508
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,800
- This is a new level of lame.
- Sorry.
509
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,372
You ate without me already?
On date night?
510
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,397
- He was just...
- You mean you.
511
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,277
Well, yeah, I just mean
we were just hosting you...
512
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,437
(SCOFFS IN DISBELIEF)
513
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,237
- ...while I finished up a little work.
- Uh-huh.
514
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,557
And yes, I had a quick bite.
515
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,597
I didn't know if you were coming home
516
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,386
or you were having drinks
with Aldrich Killian.
517
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,557
- What?
- What?
518
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,237
Aldrich Killian?
What, are you checking up on me?
519
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,317
Happy was concerned.
520
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,517
- No, you're spying on me.
- I wasn't.
521
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,717
- I'm going to bed.
- Hold on.
522
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,277
Come on. Pep?
523
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,360
Hey, I admit it.
524
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:18,480
My fault. Sorry.
525
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,680
I'm a piping hot mess.
526
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:26,880
It's been going on for a while.
I haven't said anything.
527
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,956
Nothing's been the same
since New York.
528
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:34,000
Oh, really?
I didn't notice that at all.
529
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,677
You experience things
530
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,557
and then they're over,
and you still can't explain them.
531
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:43,637
Gods, aliens, other dimensions.
I'm just a man in a can.
532
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,317
The only reason I haven't cracked up
533
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,342
is probably because you moved in.
534
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:48,637
Which is great.
535
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,280
I love you. I'm lucky.
536
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,320
But honey, I can't sleep.
537
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,717
You go to bed, I come down here.
I do what I know.
538
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,560
I tinker. I... (SIGHS)
539
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,477
Threat is imminent.
540
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:06,197
And I have to protect the one thing
that I can't live without.
541
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,997
That's you.
542
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,317
And my suits, they're, uh...
543
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,400
Machines.
544
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,240
They're part of me.
545
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,520
A distraction.
546
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,680
Maybe.
547
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,357
I'm gonna take a shower.
548
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,160
Okay.
549
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,071
And you're gonna join me.
550
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,760
Better.
551
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000
(GASPS SOFTLY)
552
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,640
(GASPS LOUDLY)
553
00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,840
(GROANS)
554
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000
(SHUDDERS)
555
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:05,520
- Tony.
- (GROANS)
556
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,640
- Tony. Tony.
- (WHIMPERING)
557
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,040
To... (GASPS)
558
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,960
(PEPPER WHIMPERS)
559
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,317
Power down!
560
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,440
(POWERS DOWN)
561
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,240
(METAL CLANGING)
562
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,160
(PEPPER PANTING)
563
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,317
TONY: I must have called it in my sleep.
564
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,680
That's not supposed to happen.
565
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,200
I'll recalibrate the sensors.
566
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,077
Can we just... Just let me...
567
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,597
Just let me catch my breath. Hey,
don't... Don't go. All right? Pepper...
568
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,797
I'm going to sleep downstairs.
569
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,160
Tinker with that.
570
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,240
(PEOPLE SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY)
571
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,840
Can you regulate?
572
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:12,957
Yes, I can regulate.
573
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,688
- You sure about that?
- Yes.
574
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,720
- It's a decent batch.
- (CHUCKLES)
575
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,659
- Don't say I never did nothing for you.
- Thank you.
576
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,160
I mean, for understanding.
577
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,132
HAPPY: I'm sorry, buddy.
578
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,920
(GRUNTS)
579
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,117
What are you doing, buddy?
580
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,557
You out by yourself?
A little date night?
581
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,157
Seeing your favorite chick flick, maybe?
582
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,997
Yeah, a little movie
called The Party's Over,
583
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,957
starring you and your junkie girlfriend.
584
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,099
Here's the ticket.
585
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,215
No kidding. That doesn't belong to you.
586
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,751
- (GRUNTS)
- (PEOPLE GASP)
587
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,680
(GRUNTS)
588
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,037
- (GROANS)
- (PEOPLE SCREAM)
589
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,120
(INHALING)
590
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,800
(GROANS)
591
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,280
- (PEOPLE CLAMORING)
- (GROANS)
592
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:38,960
TAGGART: Savin!
593
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,120
Help!
594
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,997
(GROWLING) Help me!
595
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,320
(CHOKING)
596
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:50,837
(HORNS HONKING)
597
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:51,920
(CRASHING)
598
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,960
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
599
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,800
(SIRENS WAILING)
600
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,320
(GROANS SOFTLY)
601
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,320
(GROANS WEAKLY)
602
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,600
(GASPS)
603
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,120
(SIZZLING)
604
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,440
(CLAMORING CONTINUES)
605
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,000
(WOMAN SOBBING)
606
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:11,157
THE MANDARIN: True story
about fortune cookies.
607
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,597
They look Chinese.
608
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,560
They sound Chinese.
609
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,757
But they're actually
an American invention.
610
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:24,637
Which is why they're hollow,
full of lies
611
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,880
and leave a bad taste in the mouth.
612
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:32,720
My disciples just destroyed
another cheap American knockoff.
613
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,120
The Chinese Theatre.
614
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,717
Mr. President,
615
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,153
I know this must be getting frustrating.
616
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:46,477
But this season of terror
is drawing to a close.
617
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,720
And don't worry,
618
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,877
- the big one is coming.
- (CHEERING)
619
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,040
Your graduation.
620
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,840
- Hi.
- Oh!
621
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,356
(CHUCKLES)
Do you mind leaving that on?
622
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:11,680
Sure.
623
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:22,120
Sunday nights. PBS. Downton Abbey.
624
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,840
That's his show. He thinks it's elegant.
625
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,557
One more thing. Make sure
everyone wears their badges.
626
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:31,837
He's a stickler for that sort of thing.
627
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,037
Plus, my guys
won't let anyone in without them.
628
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,157
We're awaiting the arrival
of Tony Stark.
629
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,837
We're hoping he'll give us
the reaction...
630
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,637
His reaction
to the latest attack.
631
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,037
- (REPORTERS CLAMORING)
- Mr. Stark, hi there.
632
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:47,077
Our sources are telling us that all signs
are pointing to another Mandarin attack.
633
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,717
Anything else you can tell us?
634
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,557
MALE REPORTER: Hey, Mr. Stark.
When is somebody gonna kill this guy?
635
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,640
I'm just saying.
636
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,640
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
637
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,800
Is that what you want?
638
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,637
Here's a little holiday greeting
639
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,157
I've been wanting to send
to the Mandarin.
640
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,888
I just didn't know
how to phrase it until now.
641
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,357
My name is Tony Stark
and I'm not afraid of you.
642
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,520
I know you're a coward.
So I've decided
643
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,840
that you just died, pal.
644
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,040
I'm gonna come get the body.
645
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,437
There's no politics here.
It's just good old-fashioned revenge.
646
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,200
There's no Pentagon,
it's just you and me.
647
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:29,117
And on the off chance you're a man,
here's my home address.
648
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,677
10880 Malibu Point.
649
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,957
90265.
650
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,877
I'll leave the door unlocked.
651
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,725
That's what you wanted, right?
652
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:40,680
(REPORTERS GASP)
653
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,382
- Bill me.
- (REPORTERS CLAMORING)
654
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:50,477
JARVIS: I've compiled
a Mandarin database for you, sir,
655
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,757
drawn from
S.H.I.E.L.D., FBI and CIA intercepts.
656
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,488
Initiating virtual crime scene
reconstruction.
657
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:03,357
Okay. What have we got here?
658
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:07,757
The name is an ancient Chinese war
mantle meaning "advisor to the king."
659
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,157
South American insurgency tactics.
660
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,677
Talks like a Baptist preacher.
661
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:18,117
There's lots of pageantry going on here.
Lots of theater. Close.
662
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,797
The heat from the blast was in excess
of 3,000 degrees Celsius.
663
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,477
Any subjects within 12.5 yards
were vaporized instantly.
664
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,237
No bomb parts found in a three-mile
radius of the Chinese Theatre?
665
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:29,320
No, sir.
666
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,419
Talk to me, Happy.
667
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,040
When is a bomb not a bomb?
668
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:05,757
Any military victims?
669
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,077
Not according to public record, sir.
670
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,277
Bring up the thermogenic
signatures again.
671
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,077
Factor in 3,000 degrees.
672
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,877
The Oracle cloud
has completed analysis.
673
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,037
Accessing satellites
674
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:20,000
and plotting the last 12 months
of thermogenic occurrences now.
675
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,975
Take away everywhere
that there's been a Mandarin attack.
676
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,760
(SYSTEMS BUZZING)
677
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,160
Nope.
678
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,717
That. Are you sure
that's not one of his?
679
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,277
It predates any known Mandarin attack.
680
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,197
The incident was the use of a bomb
to assist a suicide.
681
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,120
Bring her around.
682
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,200
The heat signature
is remarkably similar.
683
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,320
3,000 degree Celsius.
684
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,200
That's two military guys.
685
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,597
Ever been to Tennessee, Jarvis?
686
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,160
Creating a flight plan for Tennessee.
687
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,200
(DOORBELL RINGS)
688
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,237
Are we still at ding-dong?
689
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,757
- We're supposed to be on total...
- (BANGING ON TABLE)
690
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:09,957
...security lockdown.
691
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,746
Come on, I threatened a terrorist.
Who is that?
692
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,597
There's only so much I can do, sir,
693
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:18,600
when you give the world's press
your home address.
694
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,157
(DOOR BUZZES)
695
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,240
(UNLOCKS)
696
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:27,917
(SCANNER HUMS)
697
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,880
Right there is fine.
698
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,597
You're not the Mandarin.
699
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,760
Are you? Are you?
700
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,917
You don't remember.
(CHUCKLES)
701
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,237
Why am I not surprised?
702
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,477
Don't take it personally. I don't
remember what I had for breakfast.
703
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,997
JARVIS: Gluten-free waffles, sir.
704
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,400
That's right.
705
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,397
Okay, look, I need to be alone with you,
someplace not here.
706
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,480
It's urgent.
707
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:57,757
Normally, I'd go for that sort of thing,
but now I'm in a committed relationship.
708
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:58,880
It's...
709
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,770
- With her.
- PEPPER: Tony?
710
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,357
- Is somebody there?
- Yeah,
711
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,280
- it's Maya Hansen.
- Ah...
712
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,397
Old botanist pal
713
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,880
that I used to know, barely.
714
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,637
Please don't tell me
there's a 12-year-old kid
715
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:13,837
waiting in the car that I've never met.
716
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:14,917
He's 13.
717
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,797
No, I need your help.
718
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,440
But, what for? Why now?
719
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,797
Because I read the papers and frankly,
I don't think you'll last the week.
720
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:22,920
I'll be fine.
721
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,317
PEPPER: I'm sorry,
with Happy in the hospital,
722
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,477
I didn't know we were expecting guests.
723
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,437
- We weren't.
- And old girlfriends.
724
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,277
- She's not, really.
- No, not really. I...
725
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,517
- It was just one night.
- TONY: Yep.
726
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,317
That's how you did it, isn't it?
727
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,717
- It was a great night.
- PEPPER: Yep. Well, you know.
728
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,717
- You saved yourself a world of pain.
- What?
729
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,397
- MAYA: I'm sure.
- Trust me. We're going out of town.
730
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,477
Okay. We've been through this.
731
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,597
- Nope.
- Yep!
732
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,637
- The man says no.
- Immediately and indefinitely.
733
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,237
- TONY: Honey...
- Great idea. Let's go.
734
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,957
I'm sorry, that's a terrible idea.
Please don't touch her bags.
735
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,677
This is how normal people behave.
736
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,797
TONY: I can't protect you out there.
737
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,680
Is... Is that normal?
738
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,957
- Sadly, that is very normal.
- Yes, this is normal!
739
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,957
It's a big bunny. Relax about it!
740
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,077
Calm down.
741
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,077
{\an8}- I got this for you.
- I'm aware of that.
742
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,477
{\an8}You still haven't even
told me you liked it.
743
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:05,837
I don't like it.
744
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,077
I asked you three...
You don't like it.
745
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:08,197
- We are leaving the house.
- MAYA: Guys?
746
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,397
That's not even up for discussion.
747
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,677
- Can we, um...
- I said no. What?
748
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,584
Do we need to worry about that?
749
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,240
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
750
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:34,880
(GROANS)
751
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:51,360
(GRUNTS)
752
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,480
(GASPS)
753
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,480
I got you.
754
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:05,717
I got you first.
755
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,683
Like I said, we can't stay here.
756
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,797
(GROANS)
757
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:15,877
Oh!
758
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,520
Move! I'm right behind you.
759
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,520
PEPPER: Oh!
760
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,937
Get her. I'm gonna find a way around.
761
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,238
Stop stopping. Get her. Get outside.
762
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,680
Go!
763
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:31,840
(PEPPER STRAINING)
764
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,742
- (REPULSOR FIRES)
- (BOTH SCREAM)
765
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,560
(BOTH GROANING)
766
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,840
(GRUNTING)
767
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,760
Oh, my God. Tony!
768
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,560
(GROANING)
769
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,240
(STRAINING)
770
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,920
JARVIS: Sir, Ms. Potts
is clear of the structure.
771
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,040
(STRAINING)
772
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,480
(MACHINE GUN FIRING)
773
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,520
(GRUNTING)
774
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:26,840
(GROANS)
775
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,516
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
776
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,680
(GASPS)
777
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,437
Jarvis, where's my flight power?
778
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,873
Working on it, sir. This is a prototype.
779
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,400
{\an8}(ALARMS BEEPING)
780
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,419
(REPULSORS FIRING)
781
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,600
That's one.
782
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,080
{\an8}Sir, the suit is not combat ready.
783
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,200
{\an8}That's two.
784
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
{\an8}Oh.
785
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,760
(GRUNTS)
786
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,120
(GROANS)
787
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,520
(STRAINING)
788
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,360
(WHIRRING WEAKLY)
789
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,560
(GRUNTING)
790
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,360
(PANTS)
791
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,920
(GROANS)
792
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,080
(SCREAMING) Tony!
793
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,360
{\an8}(GASPS)
794
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,480
(GRUNTS)
795
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,600
Sir, take a deep breath.
796
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:23,600
(PANTS)
797
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
- (SPUTTERING)
- (REPULSORS FIRING)
798
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,160
Flight power restored.
799
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,735
JARVIS: (DISTANT) Sir?
800
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,440
- (ALARM BLARING)
- Sir!
801
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,557
{\an8}All right, kill the alarm. I got it.
802
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,597
{\an8}That's the emergency alert triggered by
the power dropping below 5%.
803
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:56,680
{\an8}(SIGHS) Oh...
804
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,960
{\an8}(ALARM INCREASES IN INTENSITY)
805
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,320
{\an8}(GRUFFLY) Oh!
806
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,120
{\an8}(SCREAMING)
807
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,240
{\an8}(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
808
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:13,400
{\an8}(GRUNTING)
809
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,160
(GRUNTS)
810
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,520
(SIGHS)
811
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,640
(PANTING)
812
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,637
It's snowing, right?
Where are we, upstate?
813
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:40,437
We are five miles outside of
Rose Hill, Tennessee.
814
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:41,920
Why?
815
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,680
Jarvis. Not my idea.
816
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,477
What are we doing here?
This is thousands of miles away!
817
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,266
I gotta get Pepper.
I gotta...
818
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,837
I prepared a flight plan.
This was the location.
819
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:52,960
Who asked you?
820
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:54,957
- Open the suit.
- (CRACKLING) I...
821
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,237
I think I may be malfunctioning, sir.
822
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,320
Open it, J.
823
00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:58,957
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
824
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,800
(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
825
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,637
(GROANS)
826
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:04,397
(SHUDDERING)
827
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,520
That's brisk.
828
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,200
(BLOWING)
829
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:15,477
Maybe I'll just cozy back up for a...
830
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,320
I actually think
I need to sleep now, sir.
831
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,365
- (ARMOR POWERS DOWN)
- Jarvis.
832
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,560
Jarvis?
833
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,240
Don't leave me, buddy.
834
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,557
FEMALE SYNTH VOICE:
Stark secure server
835
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,597
now transferring
to all known receivers.
836
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,000
TONY: Pepper, it's me.
837
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:58,397
I've got a lot of apologies to make
and not a lot of time.
838
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,357
So... First off, I'm so sorry
I put you in harm's way.
839
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:05,197
That was selfish and stupid,
and it won't happen again.
840
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:08,357
Also, it's Christmastime
and the rabbit's too big.
841
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,437
Done. Sorry.
842
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:13,517
And I'm sorry in advance
843
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,560
because I can't come home yet.
844
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,797
I need to find this guy.
845
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,720
You gotta stay safe, that's all I know.
846
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,120
I just stole a poncho
from a wooden Indian.
847
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,240
(GRUNTS)
848
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:46,880
(PANTING)
849
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,640
Let's get you comfy.
850
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,360
You happy now?
851
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:06,760
Freeze!
852
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,320
Don't move.
853
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,320
You got me.
854
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,600
Nice potato gun.
855
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,477
Barrel's a little long.
856
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:21,280
Between that and the wide gauge
it's gonna diminish your FPS.
857
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,440
(GUN FIRES)
858
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,029
And now you're out of ammo.
859
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:29,563
What's that thing on your chest?
860
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,437
It's an electromagnet.
861
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,797
You should know,
you got a box of them right here.
862
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,040
What does it power?
863
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,957
- (GASPS IN AWE)
- (GUN CLATTERS)
864
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,960
Oh, my God.
865
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,240
That...
866
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,680
That's...
Is that Iron Man?
867
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:55,280
Technically, I am.
868
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,040
Technically, you're dead.
869
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,099
TONY: Valid point.
870
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,557
What happened to him?
871
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,080
Life.
872
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:06,720
I built him. I take care of him.
873
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:09,717
I'll fix him.
874
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:10,877
Like a mechanic?
875
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,400
Yeah.
876
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:13,997
Hmm.
877
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,800
If I was building
Iron Man and War Machine...
878
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:17,997
It's "Iron Patriot" now.
879
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,237
That's way cooler.
880
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,677
No, it's not.
881
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:24,800
Anyways, I would have added in,
um, the retro...
882
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,677
- Retro-reflective panels?
- To make him stealth mode.
883
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,557
- You want a stealth mode?
- Cool, right?
884
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,757
That's actually a good idea.
Maybe I'll build one.
885
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,277
- Not a good idea.
- Oops.
886
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,677
What are you doing?
You're gonna break his finger?
887
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,077
He's in pain.
He's been injured. Leave him alone.
888
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,160
Sorry.
889
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,760
Are you?
890
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,557
Don't worry about it, I'll fix it.
891
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,357
So, uh, who's home?
892
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:50,029
Well, my mom already left for the diner
and Dad went to 7-11 to get scratchers.
893
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,960
I guess he won,
because that was six years ago.
894
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:55,560
Hmm.
895
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,917
Which happens. Dads leave.
No need to be a pussy about it.
896
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,118
Here's what I need.
897
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,517
A laptop, a digital watch,
a cell phone,
898
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,037
the pneumatic actuator from
your bazooka over there,
899
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:08,480
a map of town, a big spring
and a tuna fish sandwich.
900
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,717
What's in it for me?
901
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,560
- Salvation. What's his name?
- Who?
902
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,037
The kid that bullies you at school.
What's his name?
903
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,640
How'd you know that?
904
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,960
I got just the thing.
905
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:26,277
This is a piñata for a cricket.
906
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,077
I'm kidding.
This is a very powerful weapon.
907
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:31,397
Point it away from your face,
press the button on top,
908
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:32,892
it discourages bullying.
909
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:37,000
Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass.
Deal?
910
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:38,557
Deal? What do you say?
911
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,400
- Deal.
- Deal?
912
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:42,880
What's your name?
913
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,480
Harley. And you're...
914
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:46,960
The mechanic.
915
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,240
Tony.
916
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,197
You know what keeps
going through my head?
917
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,880
"Where's my sandwich?"
918
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,360
(INDISTINCT CHATTER
ON RADIO)
919
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,000
(OVERLAPPING NEWS REPORTS)
920
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,200
Where is Tony Stark?
921
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,040
(FAINT BEEPING)
922
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:28,760
(BEEPING)
923
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,360
(POWERING UP)
924
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,117
FEMALE SYNTH VOICE:
Stark secure server.
925
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,237
Retinal scan verified.
926
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,477
- TONY: Pepper, it's me.
- (GASPS)
927
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,477
I've got a lot of apologies to make
and not a lot of time.
928
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,597
So... First off, I'm so sorry
I put you in harm's way.
929
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,798
That was selfish and stupid
and it won't happen again.
930
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,892
PEPPER: Why were you
at the house tonight?
931
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:55,240
What was so important
that you had to speak to Tony?
932
00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:01,200
I think that my boss
is working for the Mandarin.
933
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:03,957
So, if you still want to talk about it
934
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:07,120
I suggest that we get
ourselves someplace safe.
935
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,280
Your boss works for the Mandarin,
you think?
936
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,597
But Tony says you're a botanist. So...
937
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,397
That figures. What I actually am
is a biological DNA coder
938
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:18,837
running a team of 40
out of a privately funded think tank.
939
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,097
But sure, you can call me a botanist.
940
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,215
This boss of yours,
does he have a name?
941
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,880
Yeah, Aldrich Killian.
942
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,477
SAVIN: Well, we took the house down,
sir. But there's no sign of a body.
943
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:34,957
- Mmm-hmm. I see.
- No Stark.
944
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,317
I have to go.
945
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,283
The master is about to record
and he's a little...
946
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,317
Well, you know how he gets.
947
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,917
Keep your appointment tonight
and call me when it's done.
948
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,960
(CREW CONVERSING
INDISTINCTLY)
949
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:53,557
All right, everybody.
No talking and no eye contact.
950
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,993
Unless you want to get shot in the face.
951
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:08,640
GUARD: Report in.
952
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:11,680
Path is clear.
953
00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:18,160
The master is traveling.
954
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:36,040
Well, then, what are we waiting for?
955
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,317
TONY: The sandwich was fair,
the spring was a little rusty,
956
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,837
the rest of the materials, I'll make do.
957
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,637
By the way,
when you said your sister had a watch...
958
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:45,797
- HARLEY: Yeah?
- ...I was kind of hoping
959
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,237
for something a little more
adult than that.
960
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,917
HARLEY: (LAUGHS) She's six.
Anyway, it's a limited edition.
961
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,437
When can we talk about New York?
962
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,397
TONY: Maybe never.
Relax about it.
963
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,037
HARLEY: What about the Avengers?
Can we talk about them?
964
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:00,297
TONY: I dunno. Later.
Hey, kid, give me a little space.
965
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,877
What's the official story here?
What happened?
966
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:11,480
HARLEY: I guess this guy named
Chad Davis used to live roundabouts.
967
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,997
He won a bunch of medals in the army.
968
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:19,320
And one day, folks said he went crazy
and made, you know, a bomb.
969
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:22,080
Then he blew himself up, right here.
970
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,157
- Six people died, right?
- Yeah.
971
00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:32,358
- Including Chad Davis.
- Yeah, yeah.
972
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,560
Yeah. That doesn't make sense.
973
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:43,920
Think about it.
974
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,560
Six dead. Only five shadows.
975
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:48,157
Yeah.
976
00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:52,299
People said these shadows are
like the marks of souls going to heaven.
977
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,557
Except the bomb guy.
978
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:58,477
He went to hell,
on account of he didn't get a shadow.
979
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,077
That's why there's only five.
980
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:03,040
- Do you buy that?
- It's what everyone says.
981
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,797
You know what
this crater reminds me of?
982
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,360
No idea. I'm not...
I don't care.
983
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:17,040
That giant wormhole in,
um, in New York.
984
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,557
Does it remind you?
985
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,677
That's manipulative.
I don't want to talk about it.
986
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,720
Are they coming back? The aliens?
987
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,177
Maybe. Can you stop?
988
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,997
Remember what I told you,
that I have an anxiety issue?
989
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,877
Does this subject make you edgy?
990
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,197
Yeah, a little bit. Can I just catch
my breath for a second?
991
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,117
Are there bad guys in Rose Hill?
992
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,612
Do you need a plastic bag
to breathe into?
993
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,597
- Do you have medication?
- No.
994
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:41,077
- Do you need to be on it?
- Probably.
995
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:42,557
- Do you have PTSD?
- I don't think so.
996
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,523
Are you going completely mental?
997
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,899
I can stop. Do you want me to stop?
998
00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:48,477
Remember when I said
to stop doing that?
999
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,080
I swear that you're gonna freak me out.
1000
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,517
(GRUNTS) Ah, man, you did it,
didn't you? You happy now?
1001
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:56,640
What did I say?
1002
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,083
- Hey! Wait up!
- (TONY MUMBLING)
1003
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,077
Wait, wait.
1004
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:02,160
(PANTING)
1005
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:04,000
(SIGHS)
1006
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,160
- What the hell was that?
- (SIGHS)
1007
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,160
Your fault.
You spazzed me out.
1008
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,197
Okay, back to business.
Where were we? (SNIFFS)
1009
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,480
The guy who died.
1010
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,717
Relatives? Mom?
Mrs. Davis, where is she?
1011
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:23,977
Where she always is.
1012
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,560
See? Now, you're being helpful.
1013
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:28,960
(CHRISTMAS COUNTRY
MUSIC PLAYING)
1014
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:31,677
Uh...
1015
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,000
Sorry.
1016
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:34,600
Lady?
1017
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,520
Is this, uh...
1018
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:39,560
Thank you.
1019
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,680
Nice haircut. It suits you.
1020
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,240
Nice watch.
1021
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:47,920
Yeah. A limited edition.
1022
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,520
Oh, I don't doubt it.
1023
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:53,090
Well, have a good evening.
1024
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:01,720
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1025
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:06,560
MAN: Excuse me.
1026
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:17,880
TONY: Mrs. Davis?
1027
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:19,758
Mind if I join you?
1028
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:21,520
Free country.
1029
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,480
Sure is.
1030
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,600
All right.
1031
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,560
Where would you like to start?
1032
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:36,117
I just want to say,
I'm sorry about your loss.
1033
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,436
I want to know
what you think happened.
1034
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:44,760
Look, I brought your damn file.
You take it, go.
1035
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:49,520
Whatever was in here,
he wanted no part of it.
1036
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,480
Clearly, you're waiting
for someone else. Huh?
1037
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:54,797
Supposed to meet someone here?
1038
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:55,880
Yeah.
1039
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,157
Mrs. Davis,
your son didn't kill himself.
1040
00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:14,535
I guarantee you, he didn't kill anyone.
1041
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:16,960
Someone used him.
1042
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:19,280
What?
1043
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,880
As a weapon.
1044
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:29,360
You're not the person
that called me after all, are you?
1045
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,080
- (GASPS)
- BRANDT: Actually, I am.
1046
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:35,877
- (GRUNTS)
- SHERIFF: Hey, hey, hey!
1047
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,997
What's all this about?
What the hell is going on here?
1048
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,080
- It's called an arrest.
- (GRUNTS)
1049
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:42,877
- (GROANS)
- Sheriff, is it?
1050
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:44,797
Yes, ma'am, it is. And you are?
1051
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:46,917
Homeland Security. We good here?
1052
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,837
No, we're not "good."
(CHUCKLES HUMORLESSLY)
1053
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,637
I need a little more information
than that.
1054
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:53,117
BRANDT: Well, I think it's a little above
your pay grade, Sheriff.
1055
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:54,397
SHERIFF: Yeah?
Well, why don't you
1056
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,637
get on the horn
to Nashville and, uh, upgrade me?
1057
00:53:56,720 --> 00:54:00,426
All right. You know what?
I was hoping to do this the smart way,
1058
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,038
but, uh, the fun way is always good.
1059
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:05,037
Deputy, get this woman out of...
1060
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:06,437
- (SHERIFF GROANS)
- (WOMAN SCREAMS)
1061
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:08,344
- (SIZZLING)
- (SHERIFF SCREAMS)
1062
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:11,160
(GUN FIRING)
1063
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,520
(PATRONS CLAMORING)
1064
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:22,365
Hey, hot wings, you want to party?
Come on, you and me, let's go.
1065
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:36,880
- Crazy, huh?
- Yep.
1066
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:39,400
Watch this.
1067
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:43,480
(GROANING)
1068
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,400
(GRUNTS)
1069
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,120
(GRUNTS)
1070
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:08,880
(GRUNTS)
1071
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:22,077
(GRUNTING)
1072
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:23,237
- (CHUCKLES)
- (SIZZLING)
1073
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,360
(GASPS)
1074
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:26,600
(GROANS)
1075
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:40,619
(INHALING SHARPLY)
1076
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:43,360
(BEEPING)
1077
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,357
You walked right into this one.
I've dated hotter chicks than you.
1078
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:49,920
(GASPING)
1079
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:51,837
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
That's all you got?
1080
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,197
(GAS HISSING)
1081
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:54,677
A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
1082
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:58,160
Sweetheart, that could be
the name of my autobiography.
1083
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:00,800
(SPARKING)
1084
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:04,280
(MICROWAVE DINGS)
1085
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:16,960
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
1086
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:24,720
(METAL CREAKING)
1087
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:31,080
(LAUGHS)
1088
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:33,800
(GASPS)
1089
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,320
(GRUNTS)
1090
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:53,880
(GRUNTING)
1091
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:58,720
(STRAINING)
1092
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,077
HARLEY: Let me go!
SAVIN: (MOCKINGLY) Help me!
1093
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:02,320
(HARLEY STRUGGLING)
1094
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,320
Anyway.
1095
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:09,597
Hey, kid,
what would you like for Christmas?
1096
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:11,637
Mr. Stark, I am so sorry.
1097
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:12,917
No, no, no.
I think he was trying to say,
1098
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,920
"I want my goddamn file."
1099
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:16,831
It's not your fault, kid.
1100
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,596
Remember what I told you
about bullies?
1101
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,357
- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)
1102
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:28,997
TONY: You like that, Westworld?
1103
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:31,080
That's the thing about smart guys,
1104
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,612
- we always cover our ass.
- (POWERING UP)
1105
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:35,720
(GRUNTS)
1106
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:37,600
(GASPS)
1107
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,680
- (GRUNTS)
- (SIZZLING)
1108
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:47,160
Ah!
1109
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:57,237
(SIRENS WAILING)
1110
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:59,120
HARLEY: You're welcome.
1111
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:00,357
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
1112
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:01,757
For what? Did I miss something?
1113
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:03,837
Me, saving your life.
1114
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:07,037
Yeah. A, I saved you first.
B, thanks. Sort of.
1115
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:09,877
And C, if you do someone a solid,
don't be a yutz.
1116
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:13,237
All right? Just play it cool.
Otherwise you come off grandiose.
1117
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,120
Unlike you?
1118
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:18,560
Admit it, you need me.
1119
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:20,200
We're connected.
1120
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,477
What I need is for you to go home,
be with your mom,
1121
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:24,837
keep your trap shut, guard the suit,
1122
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:26,157
and stay connected to the telephone
1123
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,477
because if I call,
you better pick up. Okay?
1124
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:31,197
Can you feel that? We're done here.
1125
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:32,837
Move out of the way,
or I'm gonna run you over.
1126
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:34,320
Bye, kid.
1127
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:42,400
I'm sorry, kid.
1128
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:44,120
You did good.
1129
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:47,659
So, now you're just gonna
leave me here, like my dad?
1130
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:50,200
Yeah.
1131
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,197
Wait, you're guilt-tripping me,
aren't you?
1132
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,720
(CHILDISHLY) I'm cold.
1133
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,805
(MOCKINGLY) I can tell.
You know how I can tell?
1134
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:00,280
Because we're connected.
1135
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,200
It was worth a shot.
1136
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,680
(COUGHS)
1137
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:17,480
(GROANING)
1138
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:20,957
{\an8}SALESWOMAN: You get this.
It's affordable. It's gorgeous.
1139
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:22,511
{\an8}It goes with any decor...
1140
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:26,957
- What happened to picture?
- WOMAN 1: Go to override.
1141
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,077
(TECHNICIANS CONVERSING)
1142
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:30,717
- How is this happening again?
- MAN 1: Fine. Override to Los Angeles.
1143
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:31,837
WOMAN 2: I'm trying.
There's nothing I can...
1144
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:33,077
MAN 2: Well, where is
the feed coming from?
1145
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,077
MAN 3: I don't know,
it's in all of our receivers and I...
1146
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:37,277
The entire East Coast,
the satellites are down.
1147
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:38,717
WOMAN 2: It's not just our station.
1148
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:39,957
What about a backup manual?
1149
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,117
AIDE: We have an unauthorized
broadcast cutting through...
1150
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:46,040
Mr. Vice President,
I think you should see this.
1151
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:49,586
RODRIGUEZ:
Oh, God, not again.
1152
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:51,885
Is the President getting this?
1153
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:57,080
(CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY)
1154
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:04,200
Mr. President.
1155
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,440
Only two lessons remain.
1156
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:10,560
And I intend to finish this
before Christmas morning.
1157
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,397
Meet Thomas Richards.
1158
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:16,640
Good strong name.
Good strong job.
1159
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:21,240
Thomas, here, is an accountant
for the Roxxon Oil Corporation.
1160
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:22,520
(SOBBING)
1161
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,560
But I'm sure he's a really good guy.
1162
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:28,880
(SOBBING CONTINUES)
1163
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:31,637
I'm going to shoot him in the head,
1164
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,637
live on your television in 30 seconds.
1165
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:35,837
THOMAS: No!
1166
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:39,317
The number for this telephone
is in your cell phone.
1167
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:42,520
Exciting, isn't it,
imagining how it got there?
1168
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:44,360
America,
1169
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:47,582
if your president calls me
in the next half-minute,
1170
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:49,357
Tom lives.
1171
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:50,440
Go!
1172
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:52,031
(CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY)
1173
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,037
How did he hack my phone?
1174
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,077
We can't allow terrorists to dictate...
1175
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:57,477
I have to make this call.
1176
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:58,877
I'd strongly advise against that.
1177
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,560
This is the right thing to do.
1178
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:06,880
(PHONE RINGING)
1179
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:13,080
(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
1180
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:17,871
- (GUN FIRES)
- (ALL GASP)
1181
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,557
THE MANDARIN: There's just
one lesson left, President Ellis.
1182
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,517
So run away, hide,
kiss your children goodbye.
1183
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:33,597
Because nothing,
1184
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:36,157
not your army, not your red, white
and blue attack dog,
1185
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,200
can save you.
1186
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:42,640
I'll see you soon.
1187
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:48,117
Tell Rhodes,
find this lunatic right now.
1188
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:49,917
MILITARY AIDE:
Sir, we tracked the broadcast signal.
1189
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,837
We have a possible point of origin
in Pakistan
1190
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:53,037
and the Patriot is ready to strike.
1191
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:55,280
- Right now.
- Yes, sir.
1192
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:06,440
(SIGHS)
1193
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:11,160
Man. Happy, Happy, Happy.
1194
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:22,840
(ALL GASPING)
1195
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:27,200
RHODEY: Don't move!
1196
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:30,680
(PHONE RINGS)
1197
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:32,240
Uh...
1198
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:34,520
Hang on a second.
1199
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:36,400
Hello?
1200
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:38,237
You ever have a chick straddling you
and you look up
1201
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:42,357
and suddenly she's glowing from
the inside out, kind of a bright orange?
1202
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:43,717
Yeah, I've had that.
Who is this?
1203
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:44,757
TONY: It's me, pal.
1204
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:46,917
Now, last time I went missing,
if I remember correctly,
1205
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,077
you came looking for me.
What are you doing?
1206
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:50,477
A little knock-and-talk,
making friends in Pakistan.
1207
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:51,678
What are you doing?
1208
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:54,757
Your redesign, your big rebrand,
that was AIM, right?
1209
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:55,840
Yeah.
1210
01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:00,037
I'm gonna find a heavy-duty
comm sat right now, I need your login.
1211
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:02,237
It's the same as
it's always been, "WarMachine68."
1212
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:03,277
And password, please.
1213
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:05,477
Well, look, I gotta change it
every time you hack in, Tony.
1214
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:07,837
It's not the '80s,
nobody says "hack" anymore.
1215
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:09,038
Give me your login.
1216
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:12,960
"WAR MACHINE ROX"
with an "X," all caps.
1217
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:15,120
- (CHUCKLES)
- (TURRET WHIRRING)
1218
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:16,400
(LAUGHING)
1219
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:17,680
Yeah, okay.
1220
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:20,997
That is so much better
than "Iron Patriot."
1221
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,280
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1222
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:30,877
EMCEE:
Very nice. Very nice.
1223
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:33,480
I have one question for you.
1224
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,130
What would you like
for Christmas this year?
1225
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:39,240
Well, David...
1226
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:41,397
(CREWS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1227
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:46,120
Do not erase a program from my DVR
unless you are 100% sure...
1228
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:52,357
EMCEE: One more time!
Ms. Elk Ridge, everybody!
1229
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:53,517
All right. (LAUGHS)
1230
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,189
(SOUND CUTS FROM BROADCAST)
1231
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:58,200
CAMERAMAN: Because you
erase my shows!
1232
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:04,157
TONY:
That ain't gonna cut it.
1233
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:06,240
CAMERAMAN:
We talked about this.
1234
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,800
Excuse me, sir.
I don't know who...
1235
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:11,600
Shh.
1236
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:16,077
Mom, I need to call you back.
Something magical is happening.
1237
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:18,077
- Tony Stark is in my van.
- Shh. Keep it down.
1238
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:19,717
- Tony Stark is in my van!
- No, he's not.
1239
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:21,357
I knew you were still alive!
1240
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:23,735
(WHISPERING)
Come on in. Close the door.
1241
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:26,363
(CAMERAMAN
EXCLAIMS BREATHLESSLY)
1242
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:28,757
Oh, wow.
Can I just say, sir...
1243
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:29,960
Yep.
1244
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:31,997
I am your biggest fan.
1245
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,157
Okay. First, is this your van?
Is anyone else gonna come in?
1246
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:35,277
No, no, no. Just us.
1247
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:36,477
Great. What's your name?
1248
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:38,120
- Gary.
- Gary.
1249
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:41,277
- Oh, wow.
- Right there is fine.
1250
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:42,557
- Okay.
- (CHUCKLES) Okay?
1251
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:44,077
I get a lot of this, it's okay.
1252
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:46,877
- Oh, good. Can I just say?
- What do you want? Yeah.
1253
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:49,677
I don't know if you can tell,
1254
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:51,877
but I have, like, patterned
my whole look after you.
1255
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:53,397
- My hair's a little...
- It's fine.
1256
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,077
It's not right,
'cause there's no product in it.
1257
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:56,840
Right.
1258
01:04:57,120 --> 01:05:01,157
I don't want to make things awkward
for you, but I do have to show you...
1259
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:02,440
Boom!
1260
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,637
- A Hispanic Scott Baio.
- (GARY CHUCKLES)
1261
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:08,437
- I'm sorry. Is that me?
- Yeah. It's... I mean...
1262
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:13,280
I had them do it off a doll that I made,
so it's not like it's off a picture.
1263
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:16,837
- So it's a little bit...
- Gary. Listen to me, okay?
1264
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:20,837
I don't want to clip your wings, here.
We're both a little over-excited.
1265
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:22,837
I got an issue.
I'm chasing bad guys.
1266
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:25,637
I'm trying to grab a little something
from some hard-crypt data files.
1267
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:27,037
I don't have enough juice.
1268
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:29,277
I need you to jump on the roof...
Right?
1269
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:31,557
Recalibrate the ISDNs.
1270
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:33,680
Pump it up by about 40%.
1271
01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:35,277
- Got it.
- All right? It's a mission.
1272
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:36,357
Yeah.
1273
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:38,437
Tony needs Gary.
1274
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:39,677
And Gary needs Tony.
1275
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:41,584
- Be quiet about it. Go.
- Yeah.
1276
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:46,280
(KNOCKING)
1277
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:50,040
(TYPING)
1278
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:08,317
KILLIAN: What would you regard
as the defining moment of your life?
1279
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:11,117
Well, uh, I think that would be the day
I decided not to let my injury beat me.
1280
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:12,240
(TYPING)
1281
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:15,477
KILLIAN: Will you please state
your name for the camera?
1282
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:16,800
Ellen Brandt.
1283
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:21,240
Okay. So, the injections
are administered periodically.
1284
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:22,717
Addiction will not be tolerated.
1285
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:25,877
And those who cannot regulate
will be cut from the program.
1286
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:27,040
(TYPING)
1287
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:30,000
Once misfits, cripples...
1288
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:33,760
You are the next iteration
of human evolution.
1289
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,077
Everybody, before we start...
1290
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:43,197
I promise you, looking back at your life,
there will be nothing as bitter
1291
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:47,437
as the memory of that glorious risk
you prudently elected to forego.
1292
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:49,157
Today is your glory.
1293
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:50,360
Let's begin.
1294
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:54,080
(GROANING)
1295
01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:57,960
(BRANDT SCREAMS)
1296
01:06:58,520 --> 01:06:59,520
(SCREAMING)
1297
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:03,037
We gotta get out of here!
We gotta get out of here!
1298
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:05,062
Get her out!
Get them out of here!
1299
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:06,760
(GROWLING)
1300
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,040
(ROARING)
1301
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:14,280
A bomb is not a bomb
when it's a misfire.
1302
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:18,997
The stuff doesn't always work.
Right, pal?
1303
01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:21,277
It's faulty,
but you found a buyer, didn't you?
1304
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:23,720
Sold it to the Mandarin.
1305
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:26,560
Got you, pal.
1306
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:30,640
MAYA: What happened?
1307
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:33,280
MAYA: Fun fact.
1308
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:36,520
Before he built rockets for the Nazis,
1309
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:41,000
the idealistic Wernher von Braun
1310
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:43,320
dreamed of space travel.
1311
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:46,440
He stargazed.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1312
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:50,280
Do you know what he said when
the first V-2 hit London?
1313
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:54,720
"The rocket performed perfectly.
1314
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:59,320
"It just landed on the wrong planet."
1315
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:05,000
See, we all begin wide-eyed.
Pure science.
1316
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:10,640
And then the ego steps in,
the obsession.
1317
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:13,960
And you look up,
1318
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:18,320
you're a long way from shore.
1319
01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:21,400
You can't be too hard on yourself,
Maya.
1320
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,557
I mean, you gave your research
to a think tank.
1321
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:28,229
Yeah, but Killian built that think tank
on military contracts.
1322
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:30,800
That's exactly what we used to do.
1323
01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:33,120
So, don't judge yourself.
1324
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:36,600
Thank you, Pepper.
1325
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:39,600
I really appreciate that.
1326
01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:42,680
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
1327
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:47,197
(DOOR OPENS)
1328
01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:49,637
- Hi, good evening. Come on in.
- WAITER: Good evening.
1329
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:51,240
- (GASPS)
- (GRUNTS)
1330
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:52,760
Maya, run!
1331
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:55,080
(WHIMPERS)
1332
01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:56,600
Hi, Pepper.
1333
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:00,717
So, you want to tell me why you
were at Stark's mansion last night?
1334
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:01,797
I'm trying to fix this thing.
1335
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,197
I didn't know you and the master
were gonna blow the place up.
1336
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:07,637
Oh, I see. So, you were trying
to save Stark when he threatened us?
1337
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:09,677
I've told you, Killian, we can use him.
1338
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:10,880
(GROANS)
1339
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:13,677
Pepper. Pepper. Pepper.
1340
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:16,717
Look, if we want to launch product
next year, I need Stark.
1341
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:20,360
He just lacked a decent incentive.
Now, he has one.
1342
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:26,917
MAN: (ON RADIO)
This is support team Blue-Zero.
1343
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,677
Sending coordinates for a suspected
Mandarin broadcast point of origin.
1344
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:30,800
Copy.
1345
01:09:35,440 --> 01:09:37,735
- (REPULSOR FIRING)
- (PEOPLE SHRIEKING)
1346
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:40,080
Nobody move.
1347
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:41,810
(WOMEN EXCLAIMING IN FEAR)
1348
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:46,280
Oh. Support Blue-Zero,
1349
01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:48,277
unless the Mandarin's next attack
on the U.S.
1350
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:50,117
involves cheaply-made sportswear,
1351
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:52,437
I think you messed up again.
1352
01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:55,360
Yes, you're free, uh,
if you weren't before.
1353
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:56,699
It's... Of course.
1354
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:57,760
Yes, ma'am.
1355
01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:59,077
Iron Patriot on the job.
1356
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:00,160
Happy to help.
1357
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:01,517
No need to thank me, ma'am.
1358
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:03,037
It's my pleasure. (GRUNTING)
1359
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,200
(GASPING)
1360
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:13,197
Savin?
I've acquired the Patriot armor.
1361
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:14,637
RHODEY: If you want this suit,
1362
01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:17,197
you're going to have to
pry my cold dead body out of it.
1363
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:18,760
That's the plan, Colonel.
1364
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:22,917
TONY: Harley, tell me what's happening.
Give me a full report.
1365
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:26,557
Yeah, I'm still eating that candy.
Do you want me to keep eating it?
1366
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,437
- How much have you had?
- Two or three bowls.
1367
01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:31,317
- Can you still see straight?
- Sort of.
1368
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:33,317
That means you're fine.
Give me Jarvis.
1369
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:34,397
Jarvis, how are we?
1370
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:36,717
JARVIS: It's totally fine, sir.
I seem to do quite well for a stretch,
1371
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:39,877
and then at the end of the sentence
I say the wrong cranberry.
1372
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:41,237
And, sir, you were right.
1373
01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:44,237
Once I factored in
available AIM downlink facilities
1374
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:46,757
I was able to pinpoint
the Mandarin's broadcast signal.
1375
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:48,917
What are we talking?
Far East, Europe, North Africa,
1376
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,000
Iran, Pakistan, Syria?
Where is it?
1377
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:52,837
Actually, sir, it's in Miami.
1378
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:55,437
Okay, kid, I'm gonna have
to walk you through
1379
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:56,877
rebooting Jarvis's speech drive,
1380
01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:58,397
but not right now.
1381
01:10:58,480 --> 01:10:59,637
Harley, where is he really?
1382
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:02,485
Just look on the screen
and tell me where it is.
1383
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:05,237
Um, it does say Miami, Florida.
1384
01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:08,477
Okay, first things first, I need the armor.
Where are we at with it?
1385
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:09,797
Uh, it's not charging.
1386
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:11,560
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1387
01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:16,360
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1388
01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:20,437
JARVIS: Actually, sir, it is charging,
but the power source is questionable.
1389
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:22,957
It may not succeed
in revitalizing the Mark 42.
1390
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:24,877
What's questionable about electricity?
All right?
1391
01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:29,517
It's my suit, and I can't... I'm not gonna...
I don't wanna... (BREATHING HEAVILY)
1392
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:30,840
Oh, God, not again.
1393
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:32,640
- HARLEY: Tony?
- (GASPING)
1394
01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:36,600
Are you having another attack?
1395
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:37,957
I didn't even mention New York.
1396
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:41,837
Right, and then you just said it by name
while denying having said it.
1397
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:43,400
Okay, um, uh...
1398
01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:45,597
(PANTING)
1399
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:46,877
God, what am I gonna do?
1400
01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:50,320
Just breathe.
Really, just breathe.
1401
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:53,240
You're a mechanic, right?
1402
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,760
Right.
1403
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:56,960
You said so.
1404
01:11:57,920 --> 01:11:59,400
Yes, I did.
1405
01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:02,400
Why don't you just build something?
1406
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:15,440
Okay.
1407
01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:17,520
Thanks, kid.
1408
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:48,080
(POWERING UP)
1409
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:17,160
(GRUNTING)
1410
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:27,160
(GROANS)
1411
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:28,720
(GRUNTS)
1412
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:30,437
- (SCREAMS)
- (DEVICE POWERS UP)
1413
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:32,560
- (CRACKLING)
- (GROANING)
1414
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:42,840
(GROANS)
1415
01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:44,160
(GRUNTING)
1416
01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:06,277
Why is it so hot in here?
I told you to put it at 68.
1417
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:07,677
(SCOFFS) My fault again.
1418
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:10,557
Let me tell you something, sweetheart.
I am not your personal air con...
1419
01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:11,597
- (GROANS)
- (CRACKLING)
1420
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:12,720
(THUDS)
1421
01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:18,120
(MIMICS GUNSHOT)
1422
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:22,000
(CHUCKLES)
1423
01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:04,280
(BOTH GASP)
1424
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:07,157
(TONY SHUSHING)
1425
01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:08,760
(TOILET FLUSHING)
1426
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:12,645
MAN: (IN ENGLISH ACCENT) Well.
1427
01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:16,226
I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes.
(LAUGHS)
1428
01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:19,397
Now, which one of you is Vanessa?
1429
01:15:19,480 --> 01:15:20,760
- That's me.
- Ah!
1430
01:15:21,360 --> 01:15:22,400
Nessie.
1431
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:27,560
Did you know that fortune cookies
aren't even Chinese?
1432
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:29,157
There's some guy over here.
1433
01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:32,440
They're made by Americans,
based on a Japanese recipe.
1434
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:33,760
Hey!
1435
01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:37,351
Bloody hell. Bloody hell.
1436
01:15:37,440 --> 01:15:38,477
Don't move.
1437
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:40,717
I'm not moving.
You want something? Take it.
1438
01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:41,797
Although the guns are all fake
1439
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:43,717
because those wankers
wouldn't trust me with the real ones.
1440
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:46,565
- What?
- Hey, do you fancy either of the birds?
1441
01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:49,277
TONY: Heard enough.
1442
01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:51,557
You're not him.
The Mandarin, the real guy.
1443
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:52,677
Where?
1444
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:54,920
Where's the Mandarin?
Where is he?
1445
01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:57,957
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
He's here. He's here, but he's not here.
1446
01:15:58,040 --> 01:15:59,997
- He's here, but he's not here.
- What do you mean?
1447
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:01,997
It's complicated.
Hey, it's complicated.
1448
01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:03,669
- It is.
- It's complicated.
1449
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:05,077
Uncomplicate it.
Ladies, out.
1450
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:07,572
Get out of the bed.
Get into the bathroom.
1451
01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:10,640
Sit.
1452
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:12,837
WOMAN 1: Ew!
WOMAN 2: Oh, Jesus.
1453
01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:14,000
(DOOR CLOSES)
1454
01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:17,944
- (GUNSHOT)
- (EXCLAIMS IN FEAR)
1455
01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:22,957
My name is Trevor.
Trevor Slattery.
1456
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:24,158
TONY: What are you?
1457
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:26,997
What are you, a decoy?
You're a double, right?
1458
01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:29,957
What, you mean like an understudy?
No, absolutely not.
1459
01:16:30,040 --> 01:16:32,840
Don't hurt the face!
I'm an actor.
1460
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:35,717
You got a minute to live.
Fill it with words.
1461
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:39,760
It's just a role.
"The Mandarin," see, it's not real.
1462
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:42,240
Then how did you get here, Trevor?
1463
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:50,357
Well, I, um, had a little
problem with, um, substances.
1464
01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:54,680
And I ended up doing things,
no two ways about it,
1465
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:57,080
in the street,
that a man shouldn't do.
1466
01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:58,717
- Next?
- Then,
1467
01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:01,677
they approached me
about the role,
1468
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:03,157
and they knew about the drugs.
1469
01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:04,677
What did they say?
They'd get you off them?
1470
01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:06,197
They said they'd give me more.
1471
01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:07,317
They gave me things.
1472
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:10,917
They gave me this palace.
They gave me plastic surgery.
1473
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,240
They gave me things.
1474
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:14,357
(SNORING)
1475
01:17:14,440 --> 01:17:15,637
Did you just nod off?
1476
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:16,717
Hey.
1477
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,637
No, and a lovely speedboat.
1478
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:21,120
And the thing was, he needed someone
1479
01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:25,160
to take credit
for some accidental explosions.
1480
01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:27,080
(MIMICS EXPLOSION)
1481
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:29,560
"He"?
1482
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,157
- Killian?
- Killian.
1483
01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:37,080
- He created you?
- He created me.
1484
01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:39,237
Custom-made terror threat.
1485
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:41,080
Yes. Yes.
1486
01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:43,040
His think tank thinked it up.
1487
01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:45,760
The pathology of a serial killer.
1488
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:48,840
The manipulation
of Western iconography.
1489
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:52,400
(WITHOUT ACCENT)
Ready for another lesson?
1490
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:53,960
Blah, blah, blah.
1491
01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:55,517
No.
1492
01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:57,437
(WITH ACCENT) Of course,
it was my performance
1493
01:17:57,520 --> 01:17:58,677
that brought the Mandarin to life.
1494
01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:00,120
Your performance?
1495
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:02,197
Where people died?
1496
01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:03,960
No, they didn't.
1497
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:07,997
Look around you.
The costumes, green screen.
1498
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:10,197
Honestly,
I wasn't on location for half this stuff.
1499
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:12,317
And when I was,
it was movie magic, love.
1500
01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:14,317
I'm sorry, but I got a best friend
who's in a coma
1501
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:15,837
and he might not wake up.
1502
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:16,997
So you're gonna have
to answer for that.
1503
01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:18,557
You're still going down, pal.
1504
01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:19,640
You under...
1505
01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:22,800
(GRUNTS)
1506
01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:29,240
Okay, Trevor, what did you tell him?
1507
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:31,895
- I didn't tell him anything.
- Nothing?
1508
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:33,840
No.
1509
01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:36,237
You should have pressed
the panic button.
1510
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:38,673
Well, I panicked, but then I handled it.
1511
01:18:44,280 --> 01:18:46,000
(TYPING)
1512
01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:49,280
TONY: Ah...
1513
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:52,400
(SIGHS) Okay.
1514
01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:03,125
It's just like old times, huh?
1515
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:06,077
Oh, yeah. With zip ties.
It's a ball.
1516
01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:07,797
It wasn't my idea.
1517
01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:09,880
Okay. So you took Killian's card.
1518
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:11,040
I took his money.
1519
01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:13,597
And here you are 13 years later,
in a dungeon.
1520
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:15,437
- No.
- Yeah.
1521
01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:17,717
No, you're in a dungeon.
I'm free to go.
1522
01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:19,080
Yeah?
1523
01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:22,000
(SIGHS)
1524
01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:24,480
A lot has happened, Tony.
1525
01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:26,880
But I'm close.
1526
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:29,677
EXTREMIS is practically stabilized.
1527
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:31,917
I'm telling you it isn't.
I'm on the street.
1528
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,437
People are going bang.
They're painting the walls.
1529
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:34,877
Maya, you're kidding yourself.
1530
01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:36,200
Then help me fix it.
1531
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:42,880
Did I do that?
1532
01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:45,200
Yes.
1533
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:47,756
I remember the night, not the morning.
1534
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:49,197
Is this what
you've been chasing around?
1535
01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:51,633
- You don't remember?
- I can't help you.
1536
01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:55,957
You used to have a moral psychology.
1537
01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:58,200
You used to have ideals.
1538
01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:00,957
You wanted to help people.
1539
01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:02,920
Now look at you.
1540
01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:06,666
I get to wake up every morning
with someone who
1541
01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:10,760
still has their soul.
1542
01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:17,558
Get me out of here.
1543
01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:21,920
Come on.
1544
01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:25,717
KILLIAN: You know what my old man
used to say to me?
1545
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:28,877
One of his favorite of many sayings...
1546
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:33,320
"The early bird gets the worm, but
the second mouse gets the cheese."
1547
01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:35,677
You're not still pissed off
about the Switzerland thing, are you?
1548
01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:38,157
How can I be pissed at you, Tony?
1549
01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:40,240
I'm here to thank you.
1550
01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:43,357
You gave me the greatest gift
that anybody's ever given me.
1551
01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:44,880
Desperation.
1552
01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:47,117
If you think back to Switzerland,
1553
01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:50,197
you said you'd meet me
on the rooftop, right?
1554
01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:53,160
Well, for the first 20 minutes,
1555
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:55,557
I actually thought you'd show up.
1556
01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:57,440
And the next hour...
1557
01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:03,440
I considered taking that
one-step shortcut to the lobby.
1558
01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:05,037
If you know what I mean.
1559
01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:08,517
Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out
what happened to the first mouse.
1560
01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:10,880
But as I looked out over that city,
1561
01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:13,797
nobody knew I was there,
nobody could see me,
1562
01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:16,117
no one was even looking.
1563
01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:20,200
I had a thought that would
guide me for years to come.
1564
01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:22,000
Anonymity, Tony.
1565
01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:25,477
Thanks to you,
it's been my mantra ever since.
1566
01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:26,637
Right?
1567
01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:29,117
You simply rule
from behind the scenes.
1568
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:31,680
Because the second
you give evil a face,
1569
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:34,717
a bin Laden, a Gaddafi, a Mandarin,
1570
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:36,506
you hand the people a target.
1571
01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:38,160
You're something else.
1572
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:41,477
You have met him, I assume?
1573
01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:43,157
Yes. Sir Laurence Oblivier.
1574
01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:45,557
I know he's a little
over the top sometimes.
1575
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:47,357
It's not entirely my fault.
He has a tenden...
1576
01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:48,558
He's a stage actor.
1577
01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:52,557
They say his Lear was
the toast of Croydon, wherever that is.
1578
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:54,717
Anyway, the point is,
1579
01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:58,117
ever since that big dude
with the hammer fell out of the sky,
1580
01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:00,077
subtlety has kind of had its day.
1581
01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:01,757
What's next for you in your world?
1582
01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:04,557
Well, I wanted to repay you
the selfsame gift
1583
01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:06,960
that you so graciously imparted to me.
1584
01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:12,080
(ORBS HUMMING)
1585
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:14,760
Desperation.
1586
01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:16,779
Now, this is live.
1587
01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:20,077
I'm not sure if you can tell,
but at this moment
1588
01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:23,437
the body is trying to decide
whether to accept EXTREMIS
1589
01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:24,600
or just give up.
1590
01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:26,520
And if it gives up,
1591
01:22:27,320 --> 01:22:31,520
I have to say,
the detonation is quite spectacular.
1592
01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:35,920
But until that point,
it's really just a lot of pain.
1593
01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:37,637
- (CLICKS)
- (HUMMING CEASES)
1594
01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:40,640
We haven't even talked salary yet.
1595
01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:43,528
What kind of perk package
are you thinking of?
1596
01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:45,080
MAYA: Let him go.
1597
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:47,400
Hold on, hold on.
1598
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:49,400
Maya...
1599
01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:51,440
I said, let him go.
1600
01:22:52,160 --> 01:22:53,597
What are you doing?
1601
01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:56,400
1200 CCs.
A dose half of this size, I'm dead.
1602
01:22:57,280 --> 01:23:01,477
It's times like this my temper
is tested somewhat.
1603
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:02,877
Maya, give me the injector.
1604
01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:05,437
If I die, Killian,
1605
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:08,597
what happens to your soldiers?
What happens to your product?
1606
01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:10,037
We're not doing this, okay?
1607
01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:12,037
What happens to you?
What happens if you go too hot?
1608
01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:13,320
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
1609
01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:26,770
KILLIAN: The good news is,
1610
01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:30,170
a high-level position
has just been vacated.
1611
01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:34,240
(GROANS)
1612
01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:37,320
(SIGHS)
1613
01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:40,557
You are a maniac.
1614
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:42,800
No, I'm a visionary.
1615
01:23:43,160 --> 01:23:45,357
But I do own a maniac.
1616
01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:48,400
And he takes the stage tonight.
1617
01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:53,197
Once we get the Patriot installed,
1618
01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:56,237
it will take me
nine or 10 minutes for the takedown.
1619
01:23:56,320 --> 01:23:57,717
Well, that's great,
but the last time I looked
1620
01:23:57,800 --> 01:23:58,957
there was somebody
inside of it.
1621
01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:00,760
(WHIRRING)
1622
01:24:05,160 --> 01:24:06,400
Afternoon, gentlemen.
1623
01:24:08,400 --> 01:24:09,960
(WHIRRING CEASES)
1624
01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:11,600
Hello, Colonel.
1625
01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:13,920
Step aside.
1626
01:24:16,120 --> 01:24:17,120
(LOW HUMMING)
1627
01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:18,237
(SIZZLING)
1628
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:19,960
(INHALES DEEPLY)
1629
01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:22,277
Oh!
1630
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:24,117
We'll get you out of there.
1631
01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:25,320
Don't worry.
1632
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:27,760
You'll damage the armor.
1633
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:29,400
Yes, I will.
1634
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:31,530
But you can fix it, right?
1635
01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:34,757
I'm gonna take the Chinook
to base camp.
1636
01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:36,317
And I want Potts with me.
1637
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:37,871
She's still in Phase Two.
1638
01:24:39,440 --> 01:24:41,264
You're not going deaf, are you?
1639
01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:45,400
(GROANING)
1640
01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:49,760
(WATCH BEEPING)
1641
01:24:57,200 --> 01:24:59,680
Careful, there.
It's a limited edition.
1642
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:01,610
Hey, uh, Ponytail Express.
1643
01:25:02,480 --> 01:25:04,437
What's the mileage count
between Tennessee and Miami?
1644
01:25:04,520 --> 01:25:05,520
832 miles.
1645
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:07,117
Very nice.
1646
01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:09,077
- I'm good like that.
- (BEEPING CONTINUES)
1647
01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:10,600
Can you, uh, stop that?
1648
01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:12,240
Break it, you bought it.
1649
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:15,677
I think I bought it.
1650
01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:18,197
Okay, that wasn't mine to give away.
That belongs to my friend's sister.
1651
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:20,640
And that's why
I'm gonna kill you first.
1652
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:22,997
- What are you gonna do to me?
- You'll see.
1653
01:25:23,080 --> 01:25:24,560
You're zip-tied to a bed.
1654
01:25:25,360 --> 01:25:26,880
This.
1655
01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:30,960
That.
1656
01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:37,360
Are you coming out?
1657
01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:39,720
(RHODEY PANTING)
1658
01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:41,797
Do not open. Do not open.
Don't open. Don't open.
1659
01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:43,822
- (BEEPING)
- All right. Let's go.
1660
01:25:45,160 --> 01:25:47,120
(GRUNTING)
1661
01:25:51,520 --> 01:25:53,840
You... You breathe fire? Okay.
1662
01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:55,440
(GROWLING)
1663
01:25:55,920 --> 01:25:57,000
(GRUNTING)
1664
01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:01,117
It's a glorious day, Savin.
1665
01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:03,157
This time tomorrow,
1666
01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:06,837
I'll have the West's
most powerful leader in one hand,
1667
01:26:06,920 --> 01:26:10,680
and the world's
most feared terrorist in the other.
1668
01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:13,920
I'll own the war on terror.
1669
01:26:14,560 --> 01:26:16,031
Create supply and demand.
1670
01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:20,400
For you, for your brothers and sisters.
1671
01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:24,677
Trust me,
you're gonna be in a puddle of blood
1672
01:26:24,760 --> 01:26:27,197
on the ground in five, four, three...
1673
01:26:27,280 --> 01:26:28,560
Come on! Two...
1674
01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:31,677
How did we get this shift?
1675
01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:33,517
All right,
I'm gonna give you a chance to escape.
1676
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:35,037
- Put down your weapons.
- (SIGHING)
1677
01:26:35,120 --> 01:26:37,477
Tie yourselves to those chairs.
I'll let you live.
1678
01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:39,960
In five, four, bang!
1679
01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:41,237
- Ooh!
- Wow. That was...
1680
01:26:41,320 --> 01:26:43,077
You should be gone by now.
You should've already been gone.
1681
01:26:43,160 --> 01:26:44,749
I am just beyond terrified.
1682
01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:46,240
Here it comes.
1683
01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:48,680
- Three, four...
- Shut up.
1684
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:51,437
- Five, four, three, two, one!
- (GRUNTING)
1685
01:26:51,520 --> 01:26:53,000
- Told you.
- (GROANS)
1686
01:27:01,280 --> 01:27:02,320
(GROANING)
1687
01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:05,720
Where's the rest?
1688
01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:09,440
(RATTLING)
1689
01:27:24,160 --> 01:27:25,680
(REPULSOR POWERING UP)
1690
01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:27,600
(CLAMORING)
1691
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:49,440
(GRUNTING)
1692
01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:55,040
(GROANS)
1693
01:27:58,120 --> 01:27:59,480
(SCREAMING)
1694
01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:07,704
Honestly,
I hate working here. They are so weird.
1695
01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:12,480
(GRUNTING)
1696
01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:15,320
Ah! Better late than never.
1697
01:28:21,040 --> 01:28:23,280
Not this time.
Not the face.
1698
01:28:24,720 --> 01:28:26,637
Phew! It's good to be back.
Hello, by the way.
1699
01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:28,073
JARVIS: Oh, hello, sir.
1700
01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:32,640
(BEEPING)
1701
01:28:33,280 --> 01:28:35,957
GUARD: All personnel, Stark is loose
and somewhere in the compound.
1702
01:28:36,040 --> 01:28:38,597
Repeat, Stark is loose
and somewhere in the compound.
1703
01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:40,237
- Ah! Let's go!
- (THRUSTERS MISFIRING)
1704
01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:41,557
Aw, crap.
1705
01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:43,160
(GROANING)
1706
01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:51,200
(GRUNTING)
1707
01:28:54,360 --> 01:28:55,360
Tony?
1708
01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:56,837
Rhodey, tell me
that was you in the suit.
1709
01:28:56,920 --> 01:28:58,920
- No. You got yours?
- Uh... Mmm.
1710
01:28:59,240 --> 01:29:01,437
Kind of.
Main house, as fast as you can.
1711
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:03,037
There's somebody I'd like you to meet.
1712
01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:04,480
(SNORING)
1713
01:29:07,920 --> 01:29:10,677
- You, you, you! Move! Get out!
- (GIRLS WHIMPERING)
1714
01:29:10,760 --> 01:29:13,157
The room is secure.
I have eyes on the Mandarin.
1715
01:29:13,240 --> 01:29:15,652
- What's this? I had winners.
- (GUNSHOTS)
1716
01:29:22,640 --> 01:29:23,935
What have you come as?
1717
01:29:24,120 --> 01:29:26,356
You make a move,
and I break your face.
1718
01:29:27,760 --> 01:29:31,240
I never thought people had been hurt.
They lied to me.
1719
01:29:31,680 --> 01:29:32,797
This is the Mandarin?
1720
01:29:32,880 --> 01:29:34,997
Yeah, I know, it's...
It's embarrassing.
1721
01:29:35,080 --> 01:29:36,728
Hi, Trevor. Trevor Slattery.
1722
01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:39,877
I know I'm shorter in person.
A bit smaller. Everyone says that.
1723
01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:41,877
But, um, hey,
if you're here to arrest me,
1724
01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:43,717
there's some people I'd like to roll on.
1725
01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:45,277
Here's how it works, Meryl Streep.
1726
01:29:45,360 --> 01:29:47,557
You tell him where Pepper is
and he'll stop doing it.
1727
01:29:47,640 --> 01:29:49,117
- Doing what?
- (SIZZLING)
1728
01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:51,797
Oh! I get it! Ow! That hurt.
I get it! I get it!
1729
01:29:51,880 --> 01:29:55,157
I don't know about any Pepper,
but I know about the plan.
1730
01:29:55,240 --> 01:29:56,237
Spill.
1731
01:29:56,320 --> 01:29:57,397
RHODEY: Do you know
what they did to my suit?
1732
01:29:57,480 --> 01:29:58,520
What? No.
1733
01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:01,077
But I do know it's happening
off the coast.
1734
01:30:01,160 --> 01:30:04,557
Something to do with a big boat.
1735
01:30:04,640 --> 01:30:06,000
I can take you there.
1736
01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:08,517
(CHANTING)
Olé, olé, olé, olé...
1737
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:11,597
Tony, I swear to God,
I'm gonna blow his face off.
1738
01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:15,680
Oh, and this next bit may include
the vice president as well.
1739
01:30:16,320 --> 01:30:17,597
Is that...
Is that important?
1740
01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:19,563
- Somewhat.
- Yeah, a little bit.
1741
01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:23,120
TONY: So?
1742
01:30:23,680 --> 01:30:25,037
RHODEY: What are we gonna do?
1743
01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:26,237
I mean, we don't have any transport.
1744
01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:27,615
- Right.
- (BEER OPENS)
1745
01:30:29,160 --> 01:30:30,317
Hey, Ringo.
1746
01:30:30,400 --> 01:30:33,400
Didn't you say something
about a "lovely speedboat"?
1747
01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:37,797
If he's right about the location,
we're 20 minutes from where Pepper is.
1748
01:30:37,880 --> 01:30:38,957
But we also have to figure out this
1749
01:30:39,040 --> 01:30:40,757
- vice president thing, right?
- Right.
1750
01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:42,077
I wonder who I'm calling right now.
1751
01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:43,317
Oh! That's the vice president.
1752
01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:44,680
Thanks.
1753
01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:46,437
Hello?
1754
01:30:46,520 --> 01:30:48,285
TONY: Sir, this is Tony Stark.
1755
01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:50,237
Welcome back to the land of the living.
1756
01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:52,517
We believe you're about to be drawn
into the Mandarin campaign.
1757
01:30:52,600 --> 01:30:54,437
We gotta get you somewhere safe
as soon as possible.
1758
01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:56,917
Mr. Stark, I'm about
to eat honey-roast ham,
1759
01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:59,237
surrounded by the Agency's finest.
1760
01:30:59,320 --> 01:31:02,637
The president's safe on Air Force One
with Colonel Rhodes.
1761
01:31:02,720 --> 01:31:03,757
I think we're good, here.
1762
01:31:03,840 --> 01:31:05,958
RHODEY: Sir, this is Colonel Rhodes.
1763
01:31:06,200 --> 01:31:08,117
They're using the Iron Patriot
as a Trojan horse.
1764
01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:09,757
They're gonna take out
the president somehow.
1765
01:31:09,840 --> 01:31:11,477
We have to immediately
alert that plane.
1766
01:31:11,560 --> 01:31:13,597
Okay, I'm on it.
I'll have security lock it down.
1767
01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:16,677
If need be, they can have
F-22s in the air in 30 seconds.
1768
01:31:16,760 --> 01:31:19,349
- Thank you, Colonel.
- Rhodes and Stark out.
1769
01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:21,800
Everything okay, sir?
1770
01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:23,920
Couldn't be better.
1771
01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:32,240
I love you, babe.
1772
01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:54,357
Colonel Rhodes.
1773
01:31:54,440 --> 01:31:57,760
Glad to see you could make it, son.
I feel safer already.
1774
01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:03,717
RHODEY:
We gotta make a decision.
1775
01:32:03,800 --> 01:32:06,677
We can either save the president,
or Pepper. We can't do both.
1776
01:32:06,760 --> 01:32:08,397
JARVIS: Sir,
I have an update from Malibu.
1777
01:32:08,480 --> 01:32:10,600
The cranes have finally arrived,
1778
01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:12,757
and the cellar doors
are being cleared as we speak.
1779
01:32:12,840 --> 01:32:14,637
TONY: And what about
the suit I'm wearing?
1780
01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:16,957
{\an8}JARVIS: The armor is now at 92%.
1781
01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:19,120
That's going to have to do.
1782
01:32:27,440 --> 01:32:29,277
Oh! Here he comes.
Here he comes. Get a quick picture.
1783
01:32:29,360 --> 01:32:30,400
Sure.
1784
01:32:31,440 --> 01:32:32,800
Oh!
1785
01:32:35,960 --> 01:32:38,160
(SIZZLING)
1786
01:32:46,240 --> 01:32:47,597
(BEEPING)
1787
01:32:47,680 --> 01:32:49,445
Everything all right, Colonel?
1788
01:32:54,440 --> 01:32:55,440
(GRUNTING)
1789
01:33:03,960 --> 01:33:05,400
(GROANS)
1790
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:08,000
(GROANING)
1791
01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:12,920
(SCREAMING)
1792
01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:19,640
(GASPS)
1793
01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:23,720
It is an honor, Mr. President.
1794
01:33:24,120 --> 01:33:26,120
If you're gonna do it, do it!
1795
01:33:26,680 --> 01:33:28,437
Whoa! Cool your boots, sir.
1796
01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:30,117
That's not how the Mandarin works.
1797
01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:32,597
Sir, Air Force One
has been compromised.
1798
01:33:32,680 --> 01:33:34,597
Internal shots, temperature spikes.
1799
01:33:34,680 --> 01:33:35,975
Get me eyes on it now.
1800
01:33:36,240 --> 01:33:38,160
Image coming through now, sir.
1801
01:33:40,560 --> 01:33:42,360
Was that Rhodes?
1802
01:33:51,520 --> 01:33:53,117
- (BANGING)
- MAN: Is anyone there?
1803
01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:54,880
WOMAN: Let us out!
1804
01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:02,600
(GROANING)
1805
01:34:10,240 --> 01:34:11,240
(GRUNTS)
1806
01:34:11,360 --> 01:34:12,880
TONY: The President.
1807
01:34:13,360 --> 01:34:14,557
Now.
1808
01:34:14,640 --> 01:34:15,640
He's not here.
1809
01:34:17,240 --> 01:34:18,557
- (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
- (MECHANISMS GRINDING)
1810
01:34:18,640 --> 01:34:19,680
(GROANING SOFTLY)
1811
01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:21,520
Try the jet stream?
1812
01:34:22,720 --> 01:34:24,560
Speaking of which, go fish.
1813
01:34:27,280 --> 01:34:28,560
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1814
01:34:29,760 --> 01:34:30,760
(SCREAMS)
1815
01:34:33,680 --> 01:34:36,240
(ALL SCREAMING)
1816
01:34:39,680 --> 01:34:40,920
(METAL CREAKING)
1817
01:34:41,880 --> 01:34:43,763
- (POWERING UP)
- (TONY GRUNTING)
1818
01:34:46,080 --> 01:34:47,200
(COUGHS)
1819
01:34:47,320 --> 01:34:49,673
Walk away from that, you son of a bitch.
1820
01:34:51,920 --> 01:34:53,600
(ALL SCREAMING)
1821
01:34:58,800 --> 01:35:00,240
(SCREAMING)
1822
01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:03,457
How many in the air?
1823
01:35:03,960 --> 01:35:05,255
JARVIS: Thirteen, sir.
1824
01:35:06,920 --> 01:35:09,450
- How many can I carry?
- JARVIS: Four, sir.
1825
01:35:18,320 --> 01:35:20,557
Slow down. Slow down, relax.
What's your name? Heather?
1826
01:35:20,640 --> 01:35:21,920
(SCREAMING)
1827
01:35:24,240 --> 01:35:25,880
(SHRIEKING)
1828
01:35:27,040 --> 01:35:29,600
HEATHER: Oh, God! No! No!
1829
01:35:30,080 --> 01:35:32,440
TONY: Listen to me.
See that guy?
1830
01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:34,877
I'm gonna swing by,
you're just gonna grab him.
1831
01:35:34,960 --> 01:35:36,372
- You got it?
- What? Oh!
1832
01:35:37,080 --> 01:35:38,477
(HEATHER RESUMES SCREAMING)
1833
01:35:38,560 --> 01:35:42,090
I'll electrify your arm,
you won't be able to open your hand.
1834
01:35:43,120 --> 01:35:44,317
We can do this, Heather.
1835
01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:45,680
(HEATHER WHIMPERING)
1836
01:35:53,200 --> 01:35:55,480
Easy, see? Eleven more to go.
1837
01:35:57,360 --> 01:35:58,760
(SCREAMING)
1838
01:35:58,880 --> 01:36:00,917
Remember that game
called Barrel of Monkeys?
1839
01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:02,077
That's what we're going to do.
1840
01:36:02,160 --> 01:36:03,437
JARVIS: 18,000 feet.
1841
01:36:03,520 --> 01:36:06,109
Come on, people.
Everybody, grab your monkey.
1842
01:36:09,960 --> 01:36:11,240
Nice.
1843
01:36:11,600 --> 01:36:13,240
JARVIS: 10,000 feet.
1844
01:36:13,920 --> 01:36:15,440
(YELLING)
1845
01:36:16,600 --> 01:36:17,840
6,000 feet.
1846
01:36:18,040 --> 01:36:19,560
Come on, people.
1847
01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:22,050
Come on, come on, come on!
1848
01:36:25,040 --> 01:36:26,160
Yeah!
1849
01:36:26,720 --> 01:36:28,080
JARVIS: 1,000 feet.
1850
01:36:29,240 --> 01:36:30,840
400 feet.
1851
01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:32,637
200 feet, sir.
1852
01:36:32,720 --> 01:36:34,797
TONY: He's a chunky monkey,
let's get him.
1853
01:36:34,880 --> 01:36:36,040
Hello.
1854
01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:38,160
(TONY STRAINING)
1855
01:36:55,640 --> 01:36:57,317
(PASSENGERS CHEERING)
1856
01:36:57,400 --> 01:36:58,480
MAN: We made it!
1857
01:36:59,240 --> 01:37:00,677
Nice work, guys!
1858
01:37:00,760 --> 01:37:03,408
Excellent.
Good team effort all around. Go us.
1859
01:37:03,680 --> 01:37:04,797
All right, Jarvis.
1860
01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:08,175
But it's only half-done.
We've still got to get Pepper...
1861
01:37:14,280 --> 01:37:15,877
(SIGHING)
That came out of nowhere.
1862
01:37:15,960 --> 01:37:17,160
Wow.
1863
01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:18,717
Give me some good news, man.
1864
01:37:18,800 --> 01:37:19,797
I think they all made it.
1865
01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:20,837
Oh, thank God.
1866
01:37:20,920 --> 01:37:22,357
Yeah, but I missed the president.
1867
01:37:22,440 --> 01:37:24,317
You couldn't save the president
with the suit,
1868
01:37:24,400 --> 01:37:26,517
how are we gonna save Pepper
with nothing?
1869
01:37:26,600 --> 01:37:28,637
Uh... Say, Jarvis,
is it that time?
1870
01:37:28,720 --> 01:37:30,637
The House Party Protocol, sir?
1871
01:37:30,720 --> 01:37:31,760
Correct.
1872
01:37:59,800 --> 01:38:01,360
(GASPS)
1873
01:38:02,120 --> 01:38:03,480
Hi.
1874
01:38:05,960 --> 01:38:07,080
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1875
01:38:10,960 --> 01:38:13,320
You think he's gonna help you?
1876
01:38:13,960 --> 01:38:15,400
He won't.
1877
01:38:19,840 --> 01:38:23,760
Having you here is not
just to motivate Tony Stark. It's, um...
1878
01:38:24,240 --> 01:38:26,957
Well, it's actually
more embarrassing than that.
1879
01:38:27,040 --> 01:38:29,240
You're here as my, um...
1880
01:38:30,160 --> 01:38:32,000
Trophy.
1881
01:38:32,120 --> 01:38:34,160
(CHUCKLES) Mmm.
1882
01:38:44,280 --> 01:38:45,560
Good evening, sir.
1883
01:38:48,240 --> 01:38:49,600
(GASPS)
1884
01:38:50,160 --> 01:38:52,920
Welcome aboard, Mr. President.
1885
01:39:01,440 --> 01:39:03,117
{\an8}KILLIAN: Ever hear
of an elephant graveyard?
1886
01:39:03,200 --> 01:39:07,920
Well, two years ago,
the elephant in the room was this scow.
1887
01:39:10,240 --> 01:39:11,517
This is the Roxxon Norco.
1888
01:39:11,600 --> 01:39:12,637
And, of course, you'll remember
1889
01:39:12,720 --> 01:39:15,517
that when she spilled a million gallons
of crude off Pensacola,
1890
01:39:15,600 --> 01:39:18,483
thanks to you,
not one fat cat saw a day in court.
1891
01:39:18,800 --> 01:39:20,560
What do you want from me?
1892
01:39:21,520 --> 01:39:22,760
Uh, nothing, sir.
1893
01:39:23,120 --> 01:39:26,597
I just needed a reason to kill you
that would play well on TV.
1894
01:39:26,680 --> 01:39:28,717
You see, I've moved on.
1895
01:39:28,800 --> 01:39:31,200
I found myself
a new political patron,
1896
01:39:31,600 --> 01:39:34,400
and this time tomorrow,
he'll have your job.
1897
01:39:35,400 --> 01:39:37,240
String him up.
1898
01:39:38,720 --> 01:39:39,880
Hey!
1899
01:39:46,720 --> 01:39:48,800
(MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
1900
01:39:56,000 --> 01:39:57,600
Come on.
1901
01:40:01,120 --> 01:40:03,037
You're not gonna freak out on me,
right?
1902
01:40:03,120 --> 01:40:04,840
TONY: I hope not.
1903
01:40:29,480 --> 01:40:31,320
Oh, my God.
1904
01:40:31,440 --> 01:40:35,077
(SIGHS) He's strung up over the oil
tanker. They're gonna light him up, man.
1905
01:40:35,160 --> 01:40:37,757
Viking funeral.
Public execution.
1906
01:40:37,840 --> 01:40:39,600
Yeah, death by oil.
1907
01:40:45,800 --> 01:40:47,637
ANNOUNCER: (ON PA)
Broadcast will commence shortly.
1908
01:40:47,720 --> 01:40:48,956
Take final positions.
1909
01:40:50,320 --> 01:40:51,437
Okay. That's good.
1910
01:40:51,520 --> 01:40:55,357
Now give me cameras A through E
and we'll do a full tech rehearsal.
1911
01:40:55,440 --> 01:40:56,437
(TECHNICIAN TYPING)
1912
01:40:56,520 --> 01:40:57,757
Is your gun up?
1913
01:40:57,840 --> 01:40:59,437
Yep. What do I do?
1914
01:40:59,520 --> 01:41:02,077
Stay on my six, cover high
and don't shoot me in the back.
1915
01:41:02,160 --> 01:41:04,320
Six, high, back. All right.
1916
01:41:04,640 --> 01:41:06,000
(GUNFIRE)
1917
01:41:10,480 --> 01:41:12,040
(BULLETS RICOCHETING)
1918
01:41:13,240 --> 01:41:14,652
You see that? Nailed it.
1919
01:41:15,160 --> 01:41:16,477
Yeah, you really killed the glass.
1920
01:41:16,560 --> 01:41:17,677
You think I was aiming for the bulb?
1921
01:41:17,760 --> 01:41:19,996
You can't hit a bulb at this distance.
1922
01:41:20,440 --> 01:41:21,917
ANNOUNCER (ON PA):
All personnel, we have hostiles
1923
01:41:22,000 --> 01:41:23,157
- on east unit 12.
- MAN: Over there!
1924
01:41:23,240 --> 01:41:24,837
- I repeat, hostiles on east unit 12.
- I'm out. Give me...
1925
01:41:24,920 --> 01:41:27,277
- You got extra magazines?
- They're not universal, Tony.
1926
01:41:27,360 --> 01:41:29,437
I know what I'm doing, I make this stuff.
Give me another one.
1927
01:41:29,520 --> 01:41:30,797
- One of yours.
- I don't have one that fits that gun.
1928
01:41:30,880 --> 01:41:31,957
You've got, like, five of them.
1929
01:41:32,040 --> 01:41:33,357
Here's what I'm going to do.
1930
01:41:33,440 --> 01:41:35,317
Save my spot, ready?
1931
01:41:35,400 --> 01:41:38,160
- What'd you see?
- Too fast. Nothing.
1932
01:41:38,280 --> 01:41:39,869
Here we go. (CLEARS THROAT)
1933
01:41:40,920 --> 01:41:42,240
(MEN GRUNTING)
1934
01:41:43,520 --> 01:41:45,403
Three guys, one girl, all armed.
1935
01:41:55,440 --> 01:41:56,997
God, I would kill
for some armor right now.
1936
01:41:57,080 --> 01:41:59,845
- You're right. We need backup.
- Yeah, a bunch.
1937
01:42:00,720 --> 01:42:01,840
You know what?
1938
01:42:05,800 --> 01:42:06,957
- (WHOOSHING)
- RHODEY: Is that...
1939
01:42:07,040 --> 01:42:08,837
Yep.
1940
01:42:08,920 --> 01:42:10,520
- Are those...
- Yeah.
1941
01:42:27,240 --> 01:42:28,593
Merry Christmas, buddy.
1942
01:42:33,840 --> 01:42:36,477
TONY: Jarvis, target
EXTREMIS heat signatures.
1943
01:42:36,560 --> 01:42:38,400
Disable with extreme prejudice.
1944
01:42:38,920 --> 01:42:40,862
JARVIS: (THROUGH ARMORS)
Yes, sir.
1945
01:42:43,920 --> 01:42:46,800
What are you waiting for?
It's Christmas.
1946
01:42:48,280 --> 01:42:49,457
Take them to church.
1947
01:42:50,920 --> 01:42:52,240
(SCREAMING)
1948
01:42:56,440 --> 01:42:58,080
JARVIS: Gentlemen.
1949
01:42:58,240 --> 01:42:59,711
- (GRUNTING)
- (SCREAMING)
1950
01:43:01,760 --> 01:43:03,120
(ALL GRUNTING)
1951
01:43:04,080 --> 01:43:05,120
(SCREAMS)
1952
01:43:05,360 --> 01:43:06,360
TONY: Incoming!
1953
01:43:10,960 --> 01:43:13,196
Jarvis, get Igor to steady this thing.
1954
01:43:20,800 --> 01:43:22,600
(MECHANISMS WHIRRING)
1955
01:43:25,600 --> 01:43:27,637
This is how you've been managing
your down time, huh?
1956
01:43:27,720 --> 01:43:29,132
Everybody needs a hobby.
1957
01:43:35,280 --> 01:43:37,869
Heartbreaker, help Red Snapper out,
will you?
1958
01:43:52,480 --> 01:43:53,760
(GASPS)
1959
01:44:05,240 --> 01:44:06,837
TONY: Nice timing.
1960
01:44:06,920 --> 01:44:09,626
Oh, yeah. That's awesome.
Give me a suit, okay?
1961
01:44:10,480 --> 01:44:12,597
Oh, I'm sorry,
they're only coded to me.
1962
01:44:12,680 --> 01:44:14,916
What does that mean?
I got you covered.
1963
01:44:17,880 --> 01:44:20,277
JARVIS: Good evening, Colonel.
Can I give you a lift?
1964
01:44:20,360 --> 01:44:21,800
Very funny.
1965
01:44:24,800 --> 01:44:26,040
(GRUNTING)
1966
01:44:29,840 --> 01:44:31,800
(PANTING)
1967
01:44:36,560 --> 01:44:37,840
(BOTH SCREAM)
1968
01:44:38,880 --> 01:44:40,157
JARVIS: Sir, I've located Ms. Potts.
1969
01:44:40,240 --> 01:44:41,240
About time.
1970
01:44:53,800 --> 01:44:58,720
(GASPS) Stop!
Put it down. Put it down. Put it down.
1971
01:44:59,760 --> 01:45:03,400
See what happens when you hang out
with my ex-girlfriends?
1972
01:45:04,560 --> 01:45:05,800
You're such a jerk.
1973
01:45:05,960 --> 01:45:07,677
Yep. We'll talk about it over dinner.
1974
01:45:07,760 --> 01:45:09,466
- (METAL CREAKING)
- (SOBBING)
1975
01:45:09,800 --> 01:45:11,506
Come on. A little more, baby.
1976
01:45:14,440 --> 01:45:15,499
(PEPPER STRAINING)
1977
01:45:18,560 --> 01:45:20,240
- (TONY GRUNTING)
- Oh!
1978
01:45:21,320 --> 01:45:22,560
(GROANS)
1979
01:45:27,560 --> 01:45:29,090
Is this guy bothering you?
1980
01:45:30,400 --> 01:45:31,800
Don't get up.
1981
01:45:34,960 --> 01:45:35,960
Ooh.
1982
01:45:36,400 --> 01:45:37,560
Is it hot in there?
1983
01:45:37,760 --> 01:45:39,757
(SIZZLING)
1984
01:45:39,840 --> 01:45:41,840
Stuck? Do you feel a little stuck?
1985
01:45:42,320 --> 01:45:45,600
Like a little turtle,
cooking in his little turtle suit.
1986
01:45:45,920 --> 01:45:46,917
Oh, Tony.
1987
01:45:47,000 --> 01:45:49,000
- (GRUNTS)
- She's watching.
1988
01:45:50,680 --> 01:45:52,357
I think you should close your eyes.
1989
01:45:52,440 --> 01:45:53,920
Close your eyes.
1990
01:45:54,600 --> 01:45:57,130
Close your eyes.
You don't want to see this.
1991
01:46:00,480 --> 01:46:01,760
(GROANING)
1992
01:46:04,120 --> 01:46:06,037
- Yeah, you take a minute.
- (GROANS)
1993
01:46:06,120 --> 01:46:07,885
- (SIZZLING)
- (METAL CREAKING)
1994
01:46:08,120 --> 01:46:09,600
(YELLING)
1995
01:46:13,880 --> 01:46:15,000
(SCREAMS)
1996
01:46:19,440 --> 01:46:20,560
(GRUNTS)
1997
01:46:22,720 --> 01:46:24,000
(PEPPER WHIMPERING)
1998
01:46:38,320 --> 01:46:40,560
Jarvis, give me a suit right now!
1999
01:46:40,840 --> 01:46:41,920
(GRUNTS)
2000
01:46:51,560 --> 01:46:52,560
Oh, come on!
2001
01:46:54,480 --> 01:46:57,720
Mr. President!
Just hold on, all right? I'm coming.
2002
01:46:58,640 --> 01:47:01,000
Just hold on. Hold on.
2003
01:47:02,240 --> 01:47:03,280
(GRUNTING)
2004
01:47:08,520 --> 01:47:10,000
(GROANING)
2005
01:47:11,000 --> 01:47:12,880
(GROWLING)
2006
01:47:13,880 --> 01:47:15,240
Okay.
2007
01:47:19,120 --> 01:47:20,120
(GRUNTS)
2008
01:47:22,720 --> 01:47:24,040
Bye-bye.
2009
01:47:25,000 --> 01:47:26,000
(BOTH SCREAMING)
2010
01:47:35,760 --> 01:47:36,920
Brace yourself.
2011
01:47:38,880 --> 01:47:40,040
(YELLING)
2012
01:47:47,880 --> 01:47:49,837
You look damn good, Mr. President,
2013
01:47:49,920 --> 01:47:51,920
but I'm gonna need that suit back.
2014
01:47:55,960 --> 01:47:57,040
(GASPING)
2015
01:47:57,840 --> 01:47:59,280
(PANTING)
2016
01:48:00,560 --> 01:48:02,240
(YELLS)
2017
01:48:02,360 --> 01:48:03,600
(GRUNTS)
2018
01:48:05,000 --> 01:48:06,117
RHODEY: The President
is secure, Tony
2019
01:48:06,200 --> 01:48:08,318
- I'm clearing the area.
- Nice work.
2020
01:48:08,640 --> 01:48:10,317
- Ready, sir?
- What do you mean "ready"?
2021
01:48:10,400 --> 01:48:11,440
(SCREAMS)
2022
01:48:16,560 --> 01:48:17,840
(PEPPER WHIMPERING)
2023
01:48:19,080 --> 01:48:21,837
TONY: Pep, I got you.
Relax, I got you.
2024
01:48:21,920 --> 01:48:22,997
- (SCREAMS)
- Just look at me!
2025
01:48:23,080 --> 01:48:24,280
(PEPPER GROANS)
2026
01:48:25,440 --> 01:48:27,677
Honey, I can't reach any
further and you can't stay there.
2027
01:48:27,760 --> 01:48:29,584
All right?
You've got to let go.
2028
01:48:29,680 --> 01:48:32,760
You've got to let go!
I'll catch you, I promise.
2029
01:48:34,520 --> 01:48:36,160
- (YELLS)
- No!
2030
01:48:36,840 --> 01:48:38,360
(SCREAMING)
2031
01:49:02,960 --> 01:49:06,080
A shame. I would've caught her.
2032
01:49:24,280 --> 01:49:25,640
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2033
01:49:30,000 --> 01:49:31,040
(GROANS)
2034
01:49:35,840 --> 01:49:37,040
(GRUNTS)
2035
01:49:37,160 --> 01:49:38,240
Eject.
2036
01:50:04,840 --> 01:50:05,920
(GRUNTING)
2037
01:50:21,040 --> 01:50:22,077
- (POWERING UP)
- (CRACKLING)
2038
01:50:22,160 --> 01:50:23,200
(GROANS)
2039
01:50:23,680 --> 01:50:25,445
Well, here we are on the roof.
2040
01:50:35,960 --> 01:50:37,117
JARVIS: Mark 42, inbound.
2041
01:50:37,200 --> 01:50:40,560
I'll be damned.
The prodigal son returns.
2042
01:50:56,520 --> 01:50:57,520
Whatever.
2043
01:50:58,720 --> 01:51:00,838
You really didn't deserve her, Tony.
2044
01:51:01,880 --> 01:51:05,640
It's a pity.
I was so close to having her perfect.
2045
01:51:08,400 --> 01:51:10,837
Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait!
Slow down! Slow down!
2046
01:51:10,920 --> 01:51:13,200
You're right. I don't deserve her.
2047
01:51:14,600 --> 01:51:16,517
Here's where you're wrong.
2048
01:51:16,600 --> 01:51:18,012
She was already perfect.
2049
01:51:23,520 --> 01:51:25,517
- (STRAINING)
- (MECHANICAL CLANKING)
2050
01:51:25,600 --> 01:51:27,200
Jarvis,
2051
01:51:28,280 --> 01:51:30,104
do me a favor and blow Mark 42.
2052
01:51:30,200 --> 01:51:31,280
No...
2053
01:51:39,040 --> 01:51:40,480
(SCREAMING)
2054
01:51:41,200 --> 01:51:42,440
(GRUNTING)
2055
01:51:55,760 --> 01:51:57,000
(GROANS)
2056
01:51:59,640 --> 01:52:01,000
(GRUNTS)
2057
01:52:27,440 --> 01:52:28,720
(SCOFFS)
2058
01:52:28,880 --> 01:52:30,400
(METAL CREAKING)
2059
01:52:32,000 --> 01:52:33,280
(GROANING)
2060
01:52:45,240 --> 01:52:47,320
No more false faces.
2061
01:52:48,200 --> 01:52:50,142
You said you wanted the Mandarin.
2062
01:52:51,160 --> 01:52:53,840
You're looking right at him.
2063
01:52:54,200 --> 01:52:57,200
It was always me, Tony.
Right from the start.
2064
01:52:57,680 --> 01:52:59,360
I am the Mandarin!
2065
01:53:02,600 --> 01:53:04,640
(BREATHING HARD)
2066
01:53:10,800 --> 01:53:12,040
I got nothing.
2067
01:53:14,560 --> 01:53:16,160
(GRUNTING)
2068
01:53:18,880 --> 01:53:22,351
Jarvis, subject at my 12 o'clock
is not a target, disengage!
2069
01:53:23,440 --> 01:53:24,735
(REPULSOR POWERING UP)
2070
01:53:28,360 --> 01:53:29,360
(GROWLS)
2071
01:53:29,880 --> 01:53:31,822
What?
Oh, what, are you mad at me?
2072
01:53:33,240 --> 01:53:34,560
(GRUNTING)
2073
01:53:41,040 --> 01:53:42,360
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2074
01:53:43,080 --> 01:53:44,080
Whoo!
2075
01:53:55,240 --> 01:53:57,800
(PANTING)
2076
01:53:57,920 --> 01:53:59,120
TONY: Honey?
2077
01:54:03,400 --> 01:54:05,040
Oh, my God.
2078
01:54:06,600 --> 01:54:08,800
That was really violent.
2079
01:54:09,800 --> 01:54:11,877
You just scared the devil out of me.
I thought you were...
2080
01:54:11,960 --> 01:54:14,313
I was dead.
Why? Because I fell 200 feet?
2081
01:54:17,480 --> 01:54:19,160
Who's the hot mess now?
2082
01:54:19,320 --> 01:54:21,400
It's still debatable.
2083
01:54:21,960 --> 01:54:23,237
Probably tipping your way a little bit.
2084
01:54:23,320 --> 01:54:25,357
Why don't you dress
like this at home? Hmm?
2085
01:54:25,440 --> 01:54:27,357
Sport bra. The whole deal.
2086
01:54:27,440 --> 01:54:30,757
You know, I think I understand
why you don't want to give up the suits.
2087
01:54:30,840 --> 01:54:33,360
What am I going to complain
about now?
2088
01:54:34,200 --> 01:54:35,840
Well, it's me.
2089
01:54:36,640 --> 01:54:38,170
You'll think of something.
2090
01:54:39,240 --> 01:54:40,637
- No, don't touch me.
- Don't worry about it.
2091
01:54:40,720 --> 01:54:43,191
- No, I'm gonna burn you.
- No, you're not.
2092
01:54:43,680 --> 01:54:44,680
Not hot.
2093
01:54:46,080 --> 01:54:47,757
Am I gonna be okay?
2094
01:54:47,840 --> 01:54:48,837
No.
2095
01:54:48,920 --> 01:54:51,837
You're in a relationship with me.
Everything will never be okay.
2096
01:54:51,920 --> 01:54:53,917
But I think I can figure this out, yeah.
2097
01:54:54,000 --> 01:54:55,717
I almost had this 20 years ago
when I was drunk.
2098
01:54:55,800 --> 01:54:58,960
I think I can get you better.
2099
01:54:59,560 --> 01:55:02,077
That's what I do. I fix stuff.
2100
01:55:02,160 --> 01:55:04,440
And all your distractions?
2101
01:55:05,000 --> 01:55:07,237
Uh... I'm going to shave them down
a little bit.
2102
01:55:07,320 --> 01:55:09,680
Jarvis. Hey.
2103
01:55:09,800 --> 01:55:13,237
JARVIS: All wrapped up here, sir.
Will there be anything else?
2104
01:55:13,320 --> 01:55:15,277
You know what to do.
2105
01:55:15,360 --> 01:55:18,117
The Clean Slate Protocol, sir?
2106
01:55:18,200 --> 01:55:21,360
Screw it, it's Christmas.
Yes, yes.
2107
01:55:53,680 --> 01:55:55,160
(KISSES)
2108
01:55:57,680 --> 01:55:58,957
Okay, so far?
Do you like it?
2109
01:55:59,040 --> 01:56:00,080
(SIGHS)
2110
01:56:01,560 --> 01:56:02,560
It'll do.
2111
01:56:11,640 --> 01:56:14,357
TONY: And so,
as Christmas morning began,
2112
01:56:14,440 --> 01:56:17,160
my journey had reached its end.
2113
01:56:20,520 --> 01:56:22,520
You start with something pure,
2114
01:56:23,520 --> 01:56:27,760
something exciting.
Then, come the mistakes.
2115
01:56:28,920 --> 01:56:30,560
The compromises.
2116
01:56:37,120 --> 01:56:39,944
- We create our own demons.
- (REPORTERS CALLING)
2117
01:56:40,560 --> 01:56:42,600
- Oh!
- (ALL CLAMORING)
2118
01:56:45,080 --> 01:56:47,240
Great to see you! Oh, bloody hell!
2119
01:56:48,800 --> 01:56:52,517
TONY: As promised, I got Pepper
sorted out. It took some tinkering.
2120
01:56:52,600 --> 01:56:56,400
But then I thought to myself,
"Why stop there?"
2121
01:57:00,240 --> 01:57:03,557
Of course, there are people who
say progress is dangerous,
2122
01:57:03,640 --> 01:57:07,477
but I'll bet none of those idiots ever
had to live with a chestful of shrapnel.
2123
01:57:07,560 --> 01:57:10,600
And now, neither will I.
2124
01:57:11,400 --> 01:57:13,277
- Let me tell you...
- (METAL CLINKING)
2125
01:57:13,360 --> 01:57:15,890
...that was the best sleep
I'd had in years.
2126
01:57:31,800 --> 01:57:33,280
(GASPING)
2127
01:57:33,920 --> 01:57:35,280
(COUGHING)
2128
01:57:36,440 --> 01:57:38,397
It's okay. It's okay.
2129
01:57:38,480 --> 01:57:39,517
It's okay.
2130
01:57:39,600 --> 01:57:40,659
(WEAKLY) No, look.
2131
01:57:44,120 --> 01:57:45,160
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
2132
01:58:22,600 --> 01:58:24,280
(LAUGHS)
2133
01:58:57,880 --> 01:59:01,917
TONY: So, if I were to wrap this up,
tie it with a bow, or whatever...
2134
01:59:02,000 --> 01:59:06,317
I guess I'd say my armor,
it was never a distraction,
2135
01:59:06,400 --> 01:59:08,477
or a hobby.
2136
01:59:08,560 --> 01:59:10,560
It was a cocoon.
2137
01:59:11,760 --> 01:59:13,560
And now,
2138
01:59:14,520 --> 01:59:16,800
I'm a changed man.
2139
01:59:25,760 --> 01:59:29,400
You can take away my house,
all my tricks and toys.
2140
01:59:30,400 --> 01:59:33,240
One thing you can't take away...
2141
01:59:35,800 --> 01:59:37,600
I am Iron Man.
2142
01:59:37,960 --> 01:59:40,160
(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
2143
02:02:28,400 --> 02:02:30,160
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
2144
02:09:03,400 --> 02:09:05,757
TONY: You know, and thank you
by the way. For listening.
2145
02:09:05,840 --> 02:09:08,277
Plus, something about just getting it off
my chest,
2146
02:09:08,360 --> 02:09:11,917
and putting it out there in the
atmosphere, instead of holding this in...
2147
02:09:12,000 --> 02:09:14,717
I mean, this is what gets people sick,
you know.
2148
02:09:14,800 --> 02:09:17,837
Wow, I had no idea
you were such a good listener.
2149
02:09:17,920 --> 02:09:20,437
To be able to share
all my intimate thoughts
2150
02:09:20,520 --> 02:09:21,637
and my experiences with someone,
2151
02:09:21,720 --> 02:09:24,277
it just cuts the weight of it in half.
2152
02:09:24,360 --> 02:09:25,717
You know, it's like a snake
swallowing its own tail.
2153
02:09:25,800 --> 02:09:27,597
Everything comes full circle.
2154
02:09:27,680 --> 02:09:29,117
- (GASPS)
- And the fact that you've been able to
2155
02:09:29,200 --> 02:09:31,377
- help me process...
- (CLEARS THROAT)
2156
02:09:33,600 --> 02:09:35,077
- Are you with me?
- Sorry... I was, yeah.
2157
02:09:35,160 --> 02:09:36,240
We were at, uh...
2158
02:09:36,440 --> 02:09:37,677
Are you actively napping?
2159
02:09:37,760 --> 02:09:40,040
(STAMMERING)
I was... I... I drifted.
2160
02:09:40,520 --> 02:09:41,756
Where did I lose you?
2161
02:09:43,680 --> 02:09:45,360
Elevator in Switzerland.
2162
02:09:47,000 --> 02:09:48,471
So, you heard none of it.
2163
02:09:48,760 --> 02:09:51,720
I'm sorry. I'm not that kind of doctor.
2164
02:09:52,320 --> 02:09:53,640
I'm not a therapist.
2165
02:09:53,800 --> 02:09:55,680
- It's not my training.
- So?
2166
02:09:55,800 --> 02:09:57,437
- I don't have the...
- What? The time?
2167
02:09:57,520 --> 02:09:58,760
Temperament.
2168
02:09:59,040 --> 02:10:00,557
You know what?
Now that I think about it...
2169
02:10:00,640 --> 02:10:02,157
Oh! God, my original wound.
2170
02:10:02,240 --> 02:10:04,437
- 1983, all right?
- Yes.
2171
02:10:04,520 --> 02:10:07,697
I'm 14 years old, I still have a nanny.
That was weird.