1 00:02:44,842 --> 00:02:46,508 If you love romantic comedies, 2 00:02:46,592 --> 00:02:49,633 you're seen as an emotional wreck. 3 00:02:50,175 --> 00:02:53,967 Because when a romantic comedy ends, even if you know it inside out, 4 00:02:54,092 --> 00:02:56,925 you feel your heart clench and, often, like an idiot... 5 00:02:57,758 --> 00:02:58,842 you cry. 6 00:03:01,217 --> 00:03:03,217 You can't avoid the trap. Know why? 7 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:04,342 All set? 8 00:03:05,925 --> 00:03:07,008 Yeah... 9 00:03:07,092 --> 00:03:09,633 Because liking such films 10 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:12,300 usually means your emotional life is a failure. 11 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:16,008 And my emotional life is a total disaster. 12 00:03:18,050 --> 00:03:21,842 I found the woman I love in bed with a guy I hate. 13 00:03:22,175 --> 00:03:25,467 It's not romantic when she throws you out either. 14 00:03:26,258 --> 00:03:27,883 Not romantic at all. 15 00:03:27,967 --> 00:03:30,967 BABY ON BOARD 16 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:38,383 Sorry. 17 00:04:01,592 --> 00:04:03,342 "Super Gamer"... 18 00:04:03,633 --> 00:04:07,008 Pinpin Penguin can't talk to you. He's a character. 19 00:04:07,675 --> 00:04:09,133 No, he doesn't exist. 20 00:04:09,217 --> 00:04:11,467 - Gentlemen, new game! - Very realistic. 21 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:13,300 Thank you. 22 00:04:13,633 --> 00:04:15,425 - Seen the time? - Give me a break. 23 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:22,008 They need a new US correspondent. 24 00:04:22,508 --> 00:04:24,633 Why? Bob the Blob's ideal. 25 00:04:24,925 --> 00:04:27,633 300 lbs, the mind of a kid, he's the best. 26 00:04:27,717 --> 00:04:29,383 Maybe, but he's dead. 27 00:04:30,842 --> 00:04:31,842 How? 28 00:04:32,217 --> 00:04:33,217 Yoga. 29 00:04:34,175 --> 00:04:38,342 He did a headstand, all his bones snapped and he pancaked. 30 00:04:38,967 --> 00:04:40,383 - You knew him? - No. 31 00:04:40,467 --> 00:04:41,758 But it's a shock. 32 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:45,133 Nasty way to go. 33 00:04:45,842 --> 00:04:48,592 What's worse than getting dumped? Dying. 34 00:04:48,675 --> 00:04:52,383 But even worse is going home to your folks at 35. 35 00:04:54,717 --> 00:04:56,675 My folks are great. 36 00:04:56,758 --> 00:05:00,800 When Sarah left me, they gave me their apartment 37 00:05:01,383 --> 00:05:04,050 so I could get straight while they were away. 38 00:05:04,133 --> 00:05:05,425 Good morning. 39 00:05:05,675 --> 00:05:07,967 My old gym teacher! 40 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:11,175 "Back on April 16" 41 00:05:11,258 --> 00:05:13,550 Luckily, from September to April, 42 00:05:13,633 --> 00:05:16,717 my folks follow the exodus of the elderly to the Riviera. 43 00:05:17,258 --> 00:05:22,175 I had six months to get myself straight and forget Sarah. 44 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:26,550 That's where I was at... 45 00:05:37,342 --> 00:05:39,258 Okay. Forgetting... 46 00:05:39,675 --> 00:05:42,175 That'll be dead easy. 47 00:05:42,883 --> 00:05:45,633 "The-is-his... 48 00:05:45,883 --> 00:05:47,675 "man's-on... 49 00:05:47,758 --> 00:05:49,675 "hat-head". 50 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:52,592 Who can put that in order? 51 00:05:53,967 --> 00:05:56,175 - Ginger? - The man's hat is on his head. 52 00:05:56,758 --> 00:05:58,342 Very good. Your turn now. 53 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:01,550 Come and write a sentence in the wrong order. 54 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,592 AN-IS-ELEPHANT-KÉVIN 55 00:06:12,675 --> 00:06:16,467 That's not nice. It hurts Kévin. 56 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:17,925 Mom says he has rotten teeth. 57 00:06:18,008 --> 00:06:19,800 Totally rotten! 58 00:06:19,883 --> 00:06:22,383 Okay, you can all go. 59 00:06:22,467 --> 00:06:26,092 Except Ginger. You and Kévin can sort this out. 60 00:06:27,967 --> 00:06:32,425 The principal will love to see what you wrote. 61 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:34,383 It's not in order. 62 00:06:34,467 --> 00:06:37,883 Ginger, you shouldn't write things like that. 63 00:06:37,967 --> 00:06:39,592 Ginger, apologize now! 64 00:06:42,425 --> 00:06:43,508 Over to you. 65 00:06:43,592 --> 00:06:46,883 - I have to fetch Lucas. - I have a squash game! 66 00:06:46,967 --> 00:06:48,175 Thanks. 67 00:06:50,592 --> 00:06:52,092 Right! I want you 68 00:06:52,175 --> 00:06:56,342 to apologize right now to your classmate here 69 00:06:56,425 --> 00:06:58,675 and... All right. 70 00:06:58,758 --> 00:06:59,925 Very good. 71 00:07:22,217 --> 00:07:23,342 Well... 72 00:07:35,508 --> 00:07:38,550 You've chosen Maxi Softi and you're a winner! 73 00:07:39,133 --> 00:07:40,883 You've won something. 74 00:07:42,133 --> 00:07:45,550 Maxi Softi, maximum softness, maximum resistance! 75 00:07:45,717 --> 00:07:46,967 Tom? 76 00:07:49,342 --> 00:07:50,883 Thomas Walkovic? 77 00:07:52,175 --> 00:07:55,300 Florence... Florence Baron. 78 00:07:58,633 --> 00:08:01,592 How long since I saw you? Ten years? 79 00:08:01,675 --> 00:08:04,467 - More like twenty. - Hurry it up! 80 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:09,217 Meet my daughter, Lisa. There's Lucas too, seven, at home. 81 00:08:09,342 --> 00:08:11,550 An old school friend. 82 00:08:11,842 --> 00:08:13,175 You're not alike. 83 00:08:15,842 --> 00:08:17,092 Do you have kids? 84 00:08:17,175 --> 00:08:19,425 - No. - Are you married? 85 00:08:19,925 --> 00:08:20,967 No. 86 00:08:21,342 --> 00:08:22,342 Are you? 87 00:08:23,425 --> 00:08:26,300 Seven years now. Seven and a half in October. 88 00:08:26,592 --> 00:08:28,883 - That's great. - Yes. 89 00:08:31,217 --> 00:08:33,467 You still live around here? 90 00:08:33,550 --> 00:08:35,342 Yeah, but only temporarily. 91 00:08:35,842 --> 00:08:37,925 Want to come to dinner sometime? 92 00:08:38,508 --> 00:08:40,550 Saturday. Will Saturday do? 93 00:08:40,717 --> 00:08:45,008 I'll give you my address and phone number, if you can't make it. 94 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:46,175 There... 95 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,883 It's easy to find. There's a map on the back. 96 00:08:53,342 --> 00:08:56,550 See you Saturday, I hope, Thomas Walkovic. 97 00:08:57,550 --> 00:08:58,675 Just think... 98 00:09:00,217 --> 00:09:01,883 Testing! 99 00:09:02,550 --> 00:09:05,383 Are you the Maxi Softi winner? 100 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:10,633 Lucas, come and eat! 101 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:20,425 Lucas, Come on! 102 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,717 Not helping me? 103 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:29,842 No, I'm not. 104 00:09:29,925 --> 00:09:32,925 Stop sulking. We don't have to invite him. 105 00:09:33,008 --> 00:09:34,675 So don't invite him. 106 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:38,842 Hi, girls. Anybody there? 107 00:09:38,925 --> 00:09:42,550 Your wife's invited an old flame over. Some bum! 108 00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:44,008 What? 109 00:09:44,092 --> 00:09:46,675 It's nothing. He's an old school friend. 110 00:09:46,758 --> 00:09:49,092 True, he does look like... 111 00:09:49,175 --> 00:09:52,217 - A bum. - Does he have a job? 112 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:56,800 I just got a three-room place in that he could take. 113 00:09:56,883 --> 00:09:59,800 You won't dump your seedy places on my friends. 114 00:09:59,883 --> 00:10:02,550 - Fine. - Lucas, come and eat! 115 00:10:02,758 --> 00:10:04,967 My last visit's at 8:00, 116 00:10:05,050 --> 00:10:08,092 so I'll be home around 9:00. That okay? 117 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:13,383 See you later. See you later, kids. 118 00:10:15,592 --> 00:10:18,383 Lots of love. 119 00:10:18,467 --> 00:10:20,175 Honestly, you... 120 00:10:20,717 --> 00:10:22,883 You're... 121 00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:24,800 It's obvious she loved him. 122 00:10:26,008 --> 00:10:27,508 You've always gone for weird guys. 123 00:10:29,383 --> 00:10:31,050 Yes! New level! 124 00:10:31,133 --> 00:10:32,925 you've won... 125 00:10:41,717 --> 00:10:42,717 Tom! 126 00:10:43,217 --> 00:10:44,383 Thomas! 127 00:11:02,675 --> 00:11:04,675 I don't understand! Tell me! 128 00:11:05,925 --> 00:11:07,217 I love you! 129 00:11:44,425 --> 00:11:45,800 Shit... 130 00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:55,508 Just a second! 131 00:11:58,675 --> 00:11:59,758 - Hello. - Hello. 132 00:12:01,883 --> 00:12:04,133 Please, come in. 133 00:12:12,008 --> 00:12:13,758 I came on foot, that's why. 134 00:12:18,050 --> 00:12:20,550 The neighbour I've heard so much about! 135 00:12:21,425 --> 00:12:22,425 I'm just the husband. 136 00:12:23,592 --> 00:12:25,842 Pascal... Tom... 137 00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:27,508 Tom... Pascal... 138 00:12:27,842 --> 00:12:29,633 Shoes! 139 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,550 Shoes? 140 00:12:32,842 --> 00:12:33,967 House rules. 141 00:12:34,675 --> 00:12:36,550 The signs are handy. 142 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,175 Okay, Tom, what's your size? 143 00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:43,217 Size eight. 144 00:12:43,717 --> 00:12:46,717 I buy and sell all the time. 145 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,633 I'm not an estate agent. I'm a trader. 146 00:12:49,717 --> 00:12:51,633 As soon as I buy, I sell again. 147 00:12:52,592 --> 00:12:54,550 - What are you in? - Your ass. 148 00:12:56,133 --> 00:13:00,967 Sorry, that slipped out. A dumb joke from work. 149 00:13:01,050 --> 00:13:02,592 I test video games. 150 00:13:02,675 --> 00:13:04,925 No kidding? For a magazine? 151 00:13:05,008 --> 00:13:06,800 - "Super Gamer". - Seriously? 152 00:13:06,883 --> 00:13:08,175 - No... - I love it! 153 00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:12,842 Great, she will... 154 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:15,633 Look. Who are you? What's your alias? 155 00:13:15,842 --> 00:13:17,008 Captain Laser. 156 00:13:17,508 --> 00:13:18,800 You're Captain Laser? 157 00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:21,675 I love your stuff. It's so funny! 158 00:13:21,758 --> 00:13:23,800 Care to tell me who this Captain Laser is? 159 00:13:23,883 --> 00:13:25,133 Look... 160 00:13:25,217 --> 00:13:27,675 Him! He adds brilliant notes. 161 00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:29,717 He invented "in your ass". 162 00:13:30,383 --> 00:13:31,967 I love him! 163 00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:34,133 Video games are too violent. 164 00:13:35,383 --> 00:13:37,133 I let Lisa have a console... 165 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,633 After I agreed to live with his junk. 166 00:13:39,717 --> 00:13:42,050 - Lisa! - It's a compromise. 167 00:13:43,217 --> 00:13:47,050 Lisa isn't my daughter. Although I love her as if she was. 168 00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:51,050 My dad's in India and sends hash for Xmas. Cool, huh? 169 00:13:51,133 --> 00:13:52,300 That'll do, Lisa! 170 00:13:52,883 --> 00:13:54,550 What? It's not true? 171 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,967 What's that one? 172 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,300 That one? 173 00:14:08,383 --> 00:14:09,383 Anger, of course! 174 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:13,175 See that? That's doubt. 175 00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:15,217 And over there, 176 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,217 my mother. 177 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,675 He used to sculpt a lot. 178 00:14:20,258 --> 00:14:23,925 Yes, but with one dependent child, then another... 179 00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:26,342 you go into real estate. 180 00:14:26,425 --> 00:14:28,258 You could have done both. 181 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,467 - Do video games pay well? - Pascal! 182 00:14:31,550 --> 00:14:33,050 What did I say? 183 00:14:34,258 --> 00:14:37,175 Lucas, time for bed. Say goodbye to Tom. 184 00:14:38,508 --> 00:14:40,175 Lisa, can you put him to bed? 185 00:14:41,092 --> 00:14:42,217 Goodbye, sir. 186 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,467 Bye, young man. 187 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,008 Come here, kiddo. 188 00:14:47,467 --> 00:14:48,467 Off you go. 189 00:14:49,050 --> 00:14:50,550 Can I visit you at work? 190 00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:52,425 Anytime. Just call ahead. 191 00:14:52,508 --> 00:14:54,758 Cool. Bye, Captain. 192 00:14:54,842 --> 00:14:57,383 - Check he does his teeth. - Good night. 193 00:14:57,883 --> 00:15:00,758 - I want my Pokemon brush. - I'll find it. 194 00:15:00,842 --> 00:15:02,758 - Where is it? - In your ass. 195 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:04,592 That'll last a week. 196 00:15:05,342 --> 00:15:07,925 In my mind, it was obvious. 197 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:11,383 She was the woman of my life. I was really in love. 198 00:15:12,925 --> 00:15:14,050 Just imagine 199 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:18,675 how I felt on learning they'd been seeing each other for a year. 200 00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:23,675 In other words, when I moved into her place, 201 00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:27,467 she saw me lugging all that stuff 202 00:15:27,550 --> 00:15:29,717 yet knew that she was going to leave me. 203 00:15:31,383 --> 00:15:32,925 That's cruelty, right? 204 00:15:34,925 --> 00:15:38,508 I mean, a dishwasher... A dishwasher weighs a ton! 205 00:15:39,008 --> 00:15:41,050 Ever carried a dishwasher? 206 00:15:44,217 --> 00:15:45,217 Anyway... 207 00:15:47,425 --> 00:15:49,300 She was a jazz violinist. 208 00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,258 Did I say that? 209 00:15:51,342 --> 00:15:52,342 - Yeah... - Yeah... 210 00:15:56,383 --> 00:15:59,008 Jazz violinists are really cruel. 211 00:16:01,050 --> 00:16:02,175 So cruel! 212 00:16:14,383 --> 00:16:15,425 Want a ride home? 213 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,550 No, I'm okay. 214 00:16:19,592 --> 00:16:21,425 I feel good here. It helps me... 215 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:30,425 But don't let me get you down. 216 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,050 Sorry... 217 00:16:34,258 --> 00:16:35,467 A text message. 218 00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:41,092 What? 219 00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:44,592 Sarah got text messages too. 220 00:16:45,217 --> 00:16:46,550 She was cheating on me. 221 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:52,758 Who has text messages at 1:00 a.m. apart from lovers? 222 00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:56,175 At the time, you don't even notice. 223 00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,258 It's pathetic. 224 00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:00,508 Totally pathetic. 225 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,342 Flo... Show me your phone. 226 00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:18,300 Show me your phone! Let me see that message! 227 00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:03,092 Hi... 228 00:19:03,758 --> 00:19:07,217 - I suppose you saw Pascal. - Briefly. 229 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,925 Why are you all wet? 230 00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:11,050 I don't know. The lawn. 231 00:19:14,217 --> 00:19:15,425 He peed on you. 232 00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:17,383 Shit... 233 00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:28,967 I came to bring the slippers back, with a note to apologize. 234 00:19:30,008 --> 00:19:33,217 I didn't know if I'd screwed up a little or a lot. 235 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:36,633 I have the answer now. 236 00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:40,175 Right... 237 00:19:41,217 --> 00:19:43,217 - If I can help... - Forget it. 238 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:54,717 Super Gamer... 239 00:19:55,175 --> 00:19:56,258 Who's calling? 240 00:19:56,883 --> 00:19:58,967 Delivery has been suspended. 241 00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:01,592 My mailing list has you as deceased. 242 00:20:02,175 --> 00:20:03,342 Yes, really. 243 00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:06,467 You can't slam "Super Dragster 3". 244 00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:08,133 Tried it? It's crap. 245 00:20:08,217 --> 00:20:11,592 I don't care! It's three pages of advertising! 246 00:20:11,675 --> 00:20:13,092 That rules our ratings? 247 00:20:13,175 --> 00:20:14,758 It always has. 248 00:20:14,842 --> 00:20:19,758 And, this time, they sent me a pair of really sophisticated glasses... 249 00:20:19,842 --> 00:20:22,008 Where's the old list? 250 00:20:22,092 --> 00:20:23,342 - In your ass. - In your ass. 251 00:20:25,092 --> 00:20:27,842 There's a girl here for you. Her name's Lisa. 252 00:20:28,175 --> 00:20:31,133 - Lisa? - She says you told her to drop by. 253 00:20:31,217 --> 00:20:32,633 Oh, right... 254 00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:40,342 Hi there. 255 00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:43,133 - Hi! - What a surprise. 256 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:45,842 I leave messages but you never call. 257 00:20:48,925 --> 00:20:50,258 You've grown? 258 00:20:50,508 --> 00:20:51,633 Yeah. 259 00:20:53,008 --> 00:20:54,633 How are things at home? 260 00:20:55,092 --> 00:20:58,883 Great. Pascal's left, Mom's crying all the time. 261 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,342 Fantastic. 262 00:21:01,217 --> 00:21:02,258 Show me round? 263 00:21:02,342 --> 00:21:03,883 We're closing the issue. 264 00:21:03,967 --> 00:21:06,008 - Chill out. - Just a quick look then. 265 00:21:07,383 --> 00:21:10,842 Super Gamer. Pretty disappointing, huh? 266 00:21:10,925 --> 00:21:12,217 He broke my specs! 267 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:13,925 - I didn't! - Look! 268 00:21:14,008 --> 00:21:16,800 That guy with the curly hair 269 00:21:16,883 --> 00:21:18,925 is Goldilocks, our chief editor. 270 00:21:19,008 --> 00:21:20,883 The most adult guy here. 271 00:21:20,967 --> 00:21:24,342 This is Saddam Ulcer, also known as Blaster. 272 00:21:24,425 --> 00:21:26,217 That's the Torch. 273 00:21:26,842 --> 00:21:28,592 - Glop... - And Not Glop. 274 00:21:29,008 --> 00:21:30,383 Exactly. 275 00:21:30,467 --> 00:21:32,467 Another example of A.I., Fat Bill. 276 00:21:34,258 --> 00:21:36,675 Relaxing over there, Mr. Umbrella. 277 00:21:37,925 --> 00:21:41,758 Say hello to Lisa, one of our loyal readers. 278 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,092 Hi, Lisa. 279 00:21:43,175 --> 00:21:45,383 - C'mon, guys! - It's okay. 280 00:21:45,467 --> 00:21:46,842 Hi, Lisa! 281 00:21:46,925 --> 00:21:48,050 I'll leave you to it. 282 00:21:51,883 --> 00:21:54,425 - "Super Dragster 3"? - Know it? 283 00:21:54,508 --> 00:21:57,300 Yeah, I have a pirated copy. It's crap. 284 00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:59,675 - Rate it out of ten. - Three. 285 00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:03,592 Truth belongs to the readers. So stuff you! 286 00:22:03,675 --> 00:22:07,092 Okay, get to work. We have to finish by Monday. 287 00:22:07,217 --> 00:22:08,467 Come here. 288 00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:11,342 You'll be my co-pilot. 289 00:22:11,425 --> 00:22:14,092 Okay. What does the co-pilot do? 290 00:22:14,175 --> 00:22:16,967 When I say "potato chip", feed me. Chip! 291 00:22:28,133 --> 00:22:29,717 Still at it? 292 00:22:32,258 --> 00:22:33,383 What's wrong? 293 00:22:33,842 --> 00:22:36,008 Potato chip OD. What do we do? 294 00:22:39,633 --> 00:22:41,050 You drive now? 295 00:22:41,508 --> 00:22:44,092 Fuck... 296 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,467 Try another gear. 297 00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:51,008 Shut your mouth! 298 00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:04,092 She'll murder me. 299 00:23:06,133 --> 00:23:07,425 Maybe not. 300 00:23:10,217 --> 00:23:11,508 Get out! 301 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:14,300 Thanks. 302 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:17,592 Bye. 303 00:23:21,842 --> 00:23:23,258 Come on. 304 00:23:23,342 --> 00:23:24,883 - Drive! - Oh, right. 305 00:23:35,217 --> 00:23:38,008 If a guy told you your wife was unfaithful, 306 00:23:38,092 --> 00:23:40,300 would you hold that against him? 307 00:23:40,592 --> 00:23:41,592 What? 308 00:23:41,633 --> 00:23:43,967 If a guy told you she was unfaithful... 309 00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:45,342 I'm not married. 310 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,383 Imagine you are. 311 00:23:48,383 --> 00:23:49,383 Okay. 312 00:23:50,008 --> 00:23:51,008 What's she like? 313 00:23:51,217 --> 00:23:53,883 No idea. Imagine any woman you want. 314 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,842 Wow... 315 00:23:57,508 --> 00:23:59,092 Her, yeah... 316 00:23:59,758 --> 00:24:00,758 Or her. 317 00:24:01,342 --> 00:24:02,550 No, not her. 318 00:24:05,133 --> 00:24:07,258 - There's no rush. - Okay. 319 00:24:08,675 --> 00:24:12,092 - Okay, got her! - She's cheating on you. 320 00:24:12,425 --> 00:24:15,342 - Already? - But you don't know about it. 321 00:24:15,925 --> 00:24:17,342 You just told me. 322 00:24:18,133 --> 00:24:19,342 Okay... 323 00:24:19,717 --> 00:24:22,425 So are you mad at me for telling you? 324 00:24:32,092 --> 00:24:36,425 You're the one who said I had a girl. 325 00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:40,425 Drink your cocoa. 326 00:24:43,425 --> 00:24:46,842 - A psycho test, huh? - Drink your cocoa. 327 00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:10,508 Sweetheart, it's your mother. 328 00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:15,175 What a tragedy. Such a shock for your father and me. 329 00:25:15,258 --> 00:25:18,633 Pascal had so many qualities. And a good job too. 330 00:25:18,717 --> 00:25:22,258 Frankly, we never liked Sarah. 331 00:25:22,342 --> 00:25:24,050 I found her pretty. 332 00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:27,467 She wasn't right for him. Too much character. 333 00:25:27,550 --> 00:25:29,133 She had character. 334 00:25:29,217 --> 00:25:32,050 That's what I'm saying. She wasn't right for you. 335 00:25:32,133 --> 00:25:34,967 Believe me, you'll be happier without her. 336 00:25:35,050 --> 00:25:37,800 Believe me, after a certain age, 337 00:25:37,883 --> 00:25:40,383 it's tough getting over a separation. 338 00:25:40,467 --> 00:25:43,925 Remember Aunt Lucie? She wanted to be free at 45 339 00:25:44,008 --> 00:25:47,342 and now she's alone with her artificial hip. 340 00:25:47,842 --> 00:25:52,092 To cheer you up, I've mailed you one of my flans. 341 00:25:52,175 --> 00:25:53,967 Those you love so much. 342 00:25:54,050 --> 00:25:56,675 You should get it soon. Call me if you don't. 343 00:25:56,758 --> 00:26:00,133 There's a tracking number too... 344 00:26:00,217 --> 00:26:04,383 It's Mom. I've been thinking. Get Mrs. Rodriguez in to clean. 345 00:26:04,467 --> 00:26:06,842 He doesn't need Mrs. Rodriguez! 346 00:26:06,925 --> 00:26:10,633 She can keep him company over Christmas and cook for him. 347 00:26:11,633 --> 00:26:13,383 Her number's on the fridge. 348 00:26:13,467 --> 00:26:15,258 Florence, it's Mom. 349 00:26:15,342 --> 00:26:19,633 Guess what? That flan got sent back in a terrible state. 350 00:26:19,717 --> 00:26:21,425 It's here for you. 351 00:26:21,883 --> 00:26:23,300 - Good morning. - Good morning. 352 00:26:23,383 --> 00:26:25,425 Can I see that grey cat? 353 00:26:25,508 --> 00:26:27,967 - The grey one. - That one. 354 00:26:28,050 --> 00:26:30,008 He's cute. An excellent choice. 355 00:26:30,092 --> 00:26:32,133 - Do you know cats? - Not at all. 356 00:26:32,217 --> 00:26:38,133 It's a Chartreux with grey fur when it's a kitten. Look, it's grey. 357 00:26:38,592 --> 00:26:40,842 All cute and grey. Light grey even. 358 00:26:41,008 --> 00:26:44,925 As he grows, his fur can get darker, black even. 359 00:26:45,008 --> 00:26:46,467 But, in theory, he'll stay grey. 360 00:26:46,550 --> 00:26:48,842 If he turns black, call me. 361 00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:52,967 He's an excellent choice. 362 00:26:53,050 --> 00:26:55,800 I'll get the big box now. 363 00:26:55,883 --> 00:26:57,383 Tell me what you think. 364 00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:15,592 Hi. 365 00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:17,217 Hi. 366 00:27:19,508 --> 00:27:21,217 You smell better now. 367 00:27:22,717 --> 00:27:23,717 Thanks. 368 00:27:26,633 --> 00:27:27,717 How are you? 369 00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:29,300 Okay. 370 00:27:30,175 --> 00:27:31,300 Better. 371 00:27:34,758 --> 00:27:35,883 Getting a dog? 372 00:27:36,675 --> 00:27:38,967 - I hate cats. - Me too. 373 00:27:43,383 --> 00:27:45,758 - But you like dogs. - No, not really. 374 00:27:49,258 --> 00:27:50,508 What'll you call him? 375 00:27:51,425 --> 00:27:52,508 I don't know. 376 00:27:55,258 --> 00:27:57,550 Pretty name. Greek, right? 377 00:27:57,925 --> 00:27:59,092 Here we are. 378 00:27:59,467 --> 00:28:03,342 The box, the cat and the litter... 350 euros, please. 379 00:28:06,925 --> 00:28:07,925 That much? 380 00:28:07,967 --> 00:28:10,675 Well, yes. He's grey after all. 381 00:28:10,758 --> 00:28:12,092 How much for nothing? 382 00:28:12,175 --> 00:28:14,342 In that case, nothing. 383 00:28:14,425 --> 00:28:16,175 Wonderful. That's what we'll do. 384 00:28:19,217 --> 00:28:20,842 Clings, doesn't he? 385 00:28:20,925 --> 00:28:24,092 - He'd like to stay with you. - Maybe, but no. 386 00:28:24,550 --> 00:28:25,967 Too expensive, pal. 387 00:28:29,050 --> 00:28:31,800 I've just saved 350 euros. 388 00:28:31,883 --> 00:28:34,592 Let's celebrate. I'll buy you coffee. 389 00:28:35,758 --> 00:28:37,342 Even a soda if you want. 390 00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:41,008 Or fresh orange juice. But that's my limit. 391 00:28:43,717 --> 00:28:45,383 - I won't take the dog either. - Really? 392 00:28:46,008 --> 00:28:47,758 - Bye. - Bye. 393 00:28:49,925 --> 00:28:52,342 Let me see... Charlotte! 394 00:28:54,842 --> 00:28:55,883 Come on... 395 00:29:16,092 --> 00:29:17,092 Tea? 396 00:29:17,467 --> 00:29:18,633 Coffee. 397 00:29:18,717 --> 00:29:22,675 She was one of his clients. A dance instructor. 398 00:29:24,175 --> 00:29:25,967 When he told me, I threw him out. 399 00:29:27,050 --> 00:29:29,758 He called to say it was for the best. 400 00:29:30,342 --> 00:29:32,092 I begged him to stay. 401 00:29:32,842 --> 00:29:34,008 And he came back. 402 00:29:34,675 --> 00:29:36,258 To take everything he had ever bought. 403 00:29:37,342 --> 00:29:38,800 I felt so humiliated. 404 00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:42,425 So I got some paper and drew a line on it. 405 00:29:42,508 --> 00:29:43,675 Good move. 406 00:29:44,508 --> 00:29:46,967 On the left, what's worse without him, 407 00:29:47,050 --> 00:29:49,717 and on the right, what's better. 408 00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:52,342 It was so depressing. 409 00:29:52,592 --> 00:29:54,925 I found only one positive point. 410 00:29:55,508 --> 00:29:57,925 The chance to meet a decent guy at last. 411 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:01,258 I know I'll meet him soon. 412 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:04,300 Aren't you being a bit too positive? 413 00:30:04,383 --> 00:30:05,800 You have to be. 414 00:30:06,550 --> 00:30:08,758 - True. - How's your love life? 415 00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:10,592 How can I put it? 416 00:30:11,883 --> 00:30:15,633 I've lost Sarah, she was the woman of my life 417 00:30:15,717 --> 00:30:16,717 and I'm finished. 418 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,383 You'll meet someone. 419 00:30:20,467 --> 00:30:22,467 But not as good as Sarah. 420 00:30:22,550 --> 00:30:23,550 Different. 421 00:30:24,008 --> 00:30:25,092 Much less better. 422 00:30:25,633 --> 00:30:28,508 - Not very positive. - You think so too? 423 00:30:29,967 --> 00:30:31,633 - You know what? - What? 424 00:30:31,717 --> 00:30:33,008 Draw up a list. 425 00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:38,425 The last time I tried to pick a guy up, I was ten. 426 00:30:38,508 --> 00:30:40,592 It was that fat kid, Jean-Claude. 427 00:30:40,675 --> 00:30:43,217 - I hate trying to pick up girls. - Why? 428 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:47,092 Because it's a drag. You have to lie all the time. 429 00:30:47,175 --> 00:30:50,842 - You don't have to. - You do. You have to. 430 00:30:51,092 --> 00:30:54,675 You can't be honest. If you were, you'd say, 431 00:30:54,758 --> 00:30:57,592 "Hi there, I want to make love to you, 432 00:30:57,675 --> 00:31:00,133 "then hurry home to play 'Puzzle Bubble'." 433 00:31:00,967 --> 00:31:03,592 - It doesn't work. - I guess. 434 00:31:03,675 --> 00:31:07,342 Or if she does accept, you have to call her back. 435 00:31:07,883 --> 00:31:10,925 "My dear woman, I'll never love you 436 00:31:11,008 --> 00:31:15,925 "but you give head so superbly and skilfully that I'm afraid 437 00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:17,842 "I can't live without you." 438 00:31:17,925 --> 00:31:20,508 And that's impossible. 439 00:31:20,842 --> 00:31:24,133 Can't you imagine picking up someone you actually like? 440 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:27,758 No way, that's impossible. Totally impossible! 441 00:31:28,425 --> 00:31:32,092 Picking up a girl you can fall in love with is hell. 442 00:31:32,175 --> 00:31:34,508 You talk to her... 443 00:31:34,592 --> 00:31:35,925 You go to pieces. Impossible! 444 00:31:36,842 --> 00:31:39,092 There's no solution to it. 445 00:31:39,425 --> 00:31:42,717 If Sarah hadn't picked me up, I'd never have gone out with her. 446 00:31:43,300 --> 00:31:46,717 She'd never have dumped me. Maybe I'd be happier now. 447 00:31:47,467 --> 00:31:50,300 Fatter, but happier. 448 00:31:51,717 --> 00:31:54,258 I was 17. I was mad about him. 449 00:31:54,633 --> 00:31:56,925 When he asked me to go to India, 450 00:31:57,258 --> 00:31:59,925 I followed and gave up school. 451 00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:02,925 In no time, there I was, 452 00:32:03,133 --> 00:32:05,300 smoking pot by the Ganges 453 00:32:05,383 --> 00:32:08,092 with some naked old guy who weighed 70 pounds. 454 00:32:08,883 --> 00:32:10,508 Talk about exotic! 455 00:32:10,842 --> 00:32:13,758 I know what you mean. I went to Brittany once. 456 00:32:17,217 --> 00:32:20,675 Yoan said that contraception wasn't natural. So we had Lisa. 457 00:32:21,008 --> 00:32:25,383 And then he decided having kids wasn't natural either. 458 00:32:25,842 --> 00:32:27,467 I went back to my parents. 459 00:32:28,508 --> 00:32:33,342 Ringing their bell, I felt useless, in sandals with Lisa in my arms. 460 00:32:34,550 --> 00:32:35,967 A mother at 17. 461 00:32:36,967 --> 00:32:39,092 I decided to stop screwing up. 462 00:32:39,467 --> 00:32:42,925 If you have any catching up to do, I can help you there. 463 00:32:47,425 --> 00:32:48,425 Here we are. 464 00:32:50,967 --> 00:32:51,967 And now... 465 00:32:52,883 --> 00:32:54,800 It's odd coming back here. 466 00:32:55,967 --> 00:32:58,550 - Isn't that the park where we... - Yes. 467 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:00,800 Near the sandbox there. 468 00:33:00,883 --> 00:33:02,758 - I'm still mad at you. - Why? 469 00:33:02,842 --> 00:33:04,175 You used your tongue. 470 00:33:05,175 --> 00:33:08,383 - Not just that once. - I hated it. 471 00:33:08,883 --> 00:33:11,258 You kept drooling in my mouth. 472 00:33:11,342 --> 00:33:12,758 It was gross. 473 00:33:19,508 --> 00:33:21,008 You know what? 474 00:33:22,550 --> 00:33:25,967 Surprisingly, I've had a good day. 475 00:33:28,133 --> 00:33:30,842 Surprisingly, so have I. 476 00:33:32,425 --> 00:33:35,425 I guess we'll have to see each other again. 477 00:33:36,467 --> 00:33:38,217 I'm afraid so. 478 00:33:39,425 --> 00:33:41,758 Okay. See you, Thomas Walkovic. 479 00:33:42,592 --> 00:33:44,258 See you, Florence Baron. 480 00:33:44,758 --> 00:33:45,758 Thanks. 481 00:33:50,008 --> 00:33:51,217 Next time, we'll kiss. 482 00:33:51,633 --> 00:33:52,717 Okay. 483 00:34:26,050 --> 00:34:28,758 His Majesty says the worlds are varied 484 00:34:28,842 --> 00:34:31,925 and that one can drive seven different vehicles. 485 00:34:41,883 --> 00:34:46,550 This special joystick is sold with the game for 119 earth euros. 486 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:57,050 His Majesty has some Star Trek T-shirts. 487 00:34:57,425 --> 00:34:58,633 Only one XXL. 488 00:34:59,758 --> 00:35:01,300 They never bring my size. 489 00:35:02,758 --> 00:35:04,925 Want to play Puzzle Bubble tonight? 490 00:35:05,008 --> 00:35:09,217 Actually, I have a... a date. 491 00:35:10,175 --> 00:35:12,758 More interesting than Puzzle Bubble? 492 00:35:12,842 --> 00:35:13,925 Yeah. 493 00:35:14,008 --> 00:35:15,550 - It's a girl. - No. 494 00:35:15,633 --> 00:35:16,633 - It is. - It isn't. 495 00:35:16,717 --> 00:35:18,758 - Are you the edibles officer? - Yes. 496 00:35:18,842 --> 00:35:21,258 Extra anchovies on His Majesty's pizza. 497 00:35:23,008 --> 00:35:25,800 - Extra cheese too. - Okay. 498 00:35:26,258 --> 00:35:27,717 - It's a girl. - It isn't. 499 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,008 It's obvious. 500 00:35:29,092 --> 00:35:30,342 - Why lie? - I'm not. 501 00:35:30,425 --> 00:35:31,967 Just say it's a girl. 502 00:36:00,842 --> 00:36:03,050 - Films can be so dishonest. - What? 503 00:36:03,842 --> 00:36:06,800 The trouble starts after the film ends. 504 00:36:06,883 --> 00:36:08,383 Hold on... 505 00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:12,883 Films like that make us unhappy. The stuff they show is impossible. 506 00:36:14,300 --> 00:36:18,592 They're made for each other. Anyone can see that, except them. 507 00:36:19,550 --> 00:36:21,467 What does that mean anyway? 508 00:36:21,550 --> 00:36:24,425 Weren't you meeting the man of your life soon? 509 00:36:24,633 --> 00:36:27,133 Maybe but it requires organization. 510 00:36:28,258 --> 00:36:29,633 Organization? 511 00:36:29,717 --> 00:36:33,550 I have to know what kind of guy before I start looking. 512 00:36:33,633 --> 00:36:36,925 You know what kind of guy you need? That's good. 513 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,550 Hey... 514 00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:41,925 What? 515 00:36:42,008 --> 00:36:44,467 Want the list of his qualities? Or his failings? 516 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,092 - You have a list? - Two. 517 00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:53,550 Plus a list of all the single men I know, 518 00:36:53,633 --> 00:36:58,300 with qualities and failings to compare with the ideal man's profile. 519 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:01,425 - With ratings for qualities. - Of course. 520 00:37:01,508 --> 00:37:04,258 For example, a non-smoker rates 4. 521 00:37:05,883 --> 00:37:08,758 Carry on smoking, you're way down the list. 522 00:37:11,883 --> 00:37:13,008 I'm on it? 523 00:37:13,092 --> 00:37:15,925 Of course. I know you and you're single. 524 00:37:16,008 --> 00:37:18,342 The two criteria to get on it. 525 00:37:18,467 --> 00:37:20,508 So what have you put? 526 00:37:20,592 --> 00:37:22,800 Let me see... 527 00:37:22,883 --> 00:37:25,883 Puerile, irresponsible, cowardly, 528 00:37:25,967 --> 00:37:28,883 fearful, disorderly, smoker, 529 00:37:29,425 --> 00:37:32,050 heavy drinker and no glamour. 530 00:37:32,133 --> 00:37:34,008 I stand a good chance then. 531 00:37:35,258 --> 00:37:37,342 Any serious competition? 532 00:37:37,425 --> 00:37:39,842 Actually, you're the only one. 533 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:44,467 But I've thought it over and you owe me a husband. 534 00:37:44,550 --> 00:37:45,592 True. 535 00:37:47,050 --> 00:37:48,675 You know a lot of people? 536 00:37:49,175 --> 00:37:51,425 It depends. 537 00:37:51,508 --> 00:37:54,925 You mean real people or video game characters? 538 00:37:58,842 --> 00:38:00,342 Ever made love? 539 00:38:03,675 --> 00:38:07,300 Of course you have. What a dumb question. 540 00:38:10,425 --> 00:38:11,467 And you? 541 00:38:11,883 --> 00:38:13,050 Ever made love? 542 00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:15,550 Yeah... 543 00:38:15,925 --> 00:38:17,508 How do you waste the giant toad? 544 00:38:25,425 --> 00:38:26,550 Hi... 545 00:38:27,175 --> 00:38:28,550 Come on up. 546 00:38:32,842 --> 00:38:34,383 Seeing the New Year in? 547 00:38:34,467 --> 00:38:36,383 Well, it is New Year's Eve. 548 00:38:37,217 --> 00:38:39,342 Yeah. The pits. 549 00:38:40,133 --> 00:38:41,258 Want to come? 550 00:38:41,925 --> 00:38:45,133 Florence wants to meet people. She could meet you. 551 00:38:46,175 --> 00:38:47,675 No. 552 00:38:48,425 --> 00:38:50,050 I'd rather finish this. 553 00:38:50,592 --> 00:38:51,967 If I can stay here? 554 00:38:52,508 --> 00:38:54,633 Cool. You'll be back late? 555 00:38:55,508 --> 00:38:58,883 - No. Why? - Because I'm kind of tired, see. 556 00:38:58,967 --> 00:39:03,258 Since I'm already here, maybe I could stay the night. 557 00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:05,008 Good evening. 558 00:39:07,467 --> 00:39:08,550 What? 559 00:39:11,092 --> 00:39:14,425 Lady Di, meet my pal. My pal, Lady Di. 560 00:39:14,925 --> 00:39:16,217 Delighted. 561 00:39:16,633 --> 00:39:18,967 - Not ready? - I am. 562 00:39:20,467 --> 00:39:22,633 So I'm overdressed, right? 563 00:39:23,425 --> 00:39:26,133 It's not the ostrich show, it's a party. 564 00:39:27,092 --> 00:39:28,425 And like this? 565 00:39:28,925 --> 00:39:31,008 Much more casual. 566 00:39:32,967 --> 00:39:35,508 Let's go. We'll stop off at my place... 567 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,008 I haven't been to a party for ten years. 568 00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:43,550 I might have forgotten what to do. 569 00:39:43,883 --> 00:39:46,675 - Nothing's changed. - Set me straight. 570 00:39:46,758 --> 00:39:48,425 We get there, then what? 571 00:39:48,842 --> 00:39:49,842 Okay... 572 00:39:50,675 --> 00:39:53,842 The tricky moment is arriving. We don't know anyone. 573 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:57,758 We get spotted and put in one of three categories. 574 00:39:57,842 --> 00:39:59,092 What categories? 575 00:39:59,175 --> 00:40:03,133 Fuckable, unfuckable or shacked up. 576 00:40:03,383 --> 00:40:06,675 I remember. Then we get a drink, looking relaxed. 577 00:40:06,758 --> 00:40:07,758 Right. 578 00:40:15,508 --> 00:40:17,467 Now we check the others out. 579 00:40:20,258 --> 00:40:21,842 Shacked up. 580 00:40:23,467 --> 00:40:25,925 Shacked up but fuckable. 581 00:40:28,883 --> 00:40:31,133 Too easily fuckable. 582 00:40:33,550 --> 00:40:35,050 Spotted someone? 583 00:40:37,008 --> 00:40:38,550 The guy in the black jacket. 584 00:40:38,758 --> 00:40:43,050 Shacked up. He has two glasses. Plus he's a faggot. 585 00:40:45,592 --> 00:40:46,883 What do we do now? 586 00:40:46,967 --> 00:40:49,092 We sit here and we drink. 587 00:40:54,925 --> 00:41:00,092 Together, we look shacked up, meaning we're not seen as unfuckable. 588 00:41:00,175 --> 00:41:02,217 How do we change categories? 589 00:41:02,758 --> 00:41:05,050 - Take your sweater off. - Really? 590 00:41:05,133 --> 00:41:07,300 - Got a bra on? - Yes. 591 00:41:07,383 --> 00:41:08,842 Take that off too. 592 00:41:19,842 --> 00:41:23,092 My character has a vorpal blade! 593 00:41:23,175 --> 00:41:24,592 Anyone hassles me, 594 00:41:24,675 --> 00:41:26,342 I roll the dice 595 00:41:26,425 --> 00:41:28,383 and slice his head off! 596 00:42:18,050 --> 00:42:19,842 Happy New Year! 597 00:42:45,717 --> 00:42:47,175 Where were you? 598 00:42:47,967 --> 00:42:49,842 Happy New Year, Toto! 599 00:42:51,467 --> 00:42:54,133 - I'm going. - No! It's great here! 600 00:42:54,217 --> 00:42:55,758 Too great for me! 601 00:42:55,842 --> 00:42:58,550 Stay! We'll have fun! 602 00:42:59,717 --> 00:43:01,133 Stay, Toto! 603 00:44:37,092 --> 00:44:39,342 Happy New Year! 604 00:44:40,175 --> 00:44:41,342 I'll use the bathroom. 605 00:44:47,300 --> 00:44:48,550 What's going on? 606 00:44:49,383 --> 00:44:50,383 Bad night? 607 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,717 Lisa made tea. Want some? 608 00:44:52,842 --> 00:44:54,425 What the hell is this? 609 00:44:54,508 --> 00:44:57,592 - A guy can make love... - She's 15, asshole! 610 00:44:57,675 --> 00:44:58,925 Going on 16. 611 00:44:59,967 --> 00:45:01,800 You're banging a 15-year-old! 612 00:45:01,883 --> 00:45:06,133 Cut it out, will you? That's a sick way to talk! 613 00:45:06,217 --> 00:45:07,633 Aren't you happy for me? 614 00:45:09,092 --> 00:45:10,217 You're not hungry? 615 00:45:11,217 --> 00:45:12,550 You're a pig! 616 00:45:12,633 --> 00:45:15,050 - You're a real pig! - I'm not! 617 00:45:15,842 --> 00:45:17,008 Does Florence know? 618 00:45:17,717 --> 00:45:18,717 No. 619 00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:21,592 - You won't tell her? - No, you will. 620 00:45:21,925 --> 00:45:24,175 That's cool. 621 00:45:24,967 --> 00:45:26,175 You'll tell her. 622 00:45:26,258 --> 00:45:28,550 Are you crazy? She's 15. 623 00:45:29,550 --> 00:45:31,383 I don't believe it! 624 00:45:32,967 --> 00:45:34,383 Shower's free, baby. 625 00:45:34,550 --> 00:45:37,217 It's too soon after my meal. 626 00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:38,467 Go and wash. 627 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,592 You big kid. He's hopeless. 628 00:45:54,092 --> 00:45:55,300 Something wrong? 629 00:45:56,592 --> 00:45:59,550 You're not bothered by me and Fat Bill? 630 00:45:59,633 --> 00:46:01,175 Of course not. 631 00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:03,050 We're totally in love. 632 00:46:04,133 --> 00:46:05,592 Your pal's too much! 633 00:46:11,175 --> 00:46:14,383 Peace is on its way 634 00:46:14,592 --> 00:46:18,008 Peace is on its way 635 00:46:18,092 --> 00:46:21,467 Peace is on its way 636 00:46:22,008 --> 00:46:23,758 Is refusing a blow-job rude? 637 00:46:24,550 --> 00:46:27,133 - What? - I'm serious. 638 00:46:27,967 --> 00:46:30,925 It depends. If he asks politely... 639 00:46:31,675 --> 00:46:33,633 I'm sick of being single. 640 00:46:35,092 --> 00:46:37,717 Guys get so touchy if you turn them down. 641 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,050 I know... 642 00:46:39,133 --> 00:46:40,758 Did you have a good time? 643 00:46:41,508 --> 00:46:43,050 You don't look too hot. 644 00:46:43,342 --> 00:46:44,758 You left early though. 645 00:46:47,258 --> 00:46:48,592 What's wrong? 646 00:46:51,008 --> 00:46:52,092 You're weird. 647 00:46:59,175 --> 00:47:00,800 I was born weird. 648 00:47:00,883 --> 00:47:02,675 You need to unwind a bit. 649 00:47:02,925 --> 00:47:05,342 Relax. You're so tense... 650 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,342 I need to relax. 651 00:47:11,217 --> 00:47:12,550 Relax. 652 00:47:13,467 --> 00:47:16,008 There. This make you relax. 653 00:47:16,092 --> 00:47:20,383 We must put energy back because you have no energy left. 654 00:47:20,467 --> 00:47:22,175 That's why you can't relax. 655 00:47:23,175 --> 00:47:26,675 Rest half an hour to restore energy. 656 00:47:29,008 --> 00:47:32,133 - Where are you going? - Relax... 657 00:47:32,300 --> 00:47:34,467 I need to use the bathroom. 658 00:47:34,550 --> 00:47:35,550 What? 659 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:36,925 I need to pee. 660 00:47:38,258 --> 00:47:41,592 It's true, it is kind of relaxing. 661 00:47:43,758 --> 00:47:46,467 Here. This is the bathroom. 662 00:47:48,342 --> 00:47:49,467 Thomas? 663 00:47:59,175 --> 00:48:01,383 You're into acupuncture now? 664 00:48:02,633 --> 00:48:03,717 I don't know. 665 00:48:06,092 --> 00:48:07,967 Tom, meet Dexter. 666 00:48:17,967 --> 00:48:21,675 We have a gig tomorrow. Cole Porter, if you're interested. 667 00:48:21,758 --> 00:48:23,925 Sure. Are you two together? 668 00:48:24,758 --> 00:48:26,217 We met in New York. 669 00:48:26,300 --> 00:48:27,800 Ah, yes. 670 00:48:28,758 --> 00:48:30,425 The city of skyscrapers... 671 00:48:31,258 --> 00:48:34,008 - Urinate or not urinate? - Urinate. 672 00:48:34,883 --> 00:48:36,050 Okay then... 673 00:48:36,342 --> 00:48:37,508 I'll leave you to it. 674 00:48:37,592 --> 00:48:39,383 See you tomorrow maybe. 675 00:48:39,758 --> 00:48:41,425 It was good to see you. 676 00:48:41,758 --> 00:48:42,842 Yes, maybe. 677 00:49:01,342 --> 00:49:02,342 What? 678 00:49:03,592 --> 00:49:06,133 - I just bumped into Sarah. - OK. 679 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,592 Whiskey, beer or hot toddy? 680 00:49:16,383 --> 00:49:18,633 Know how many people live in Paris? 681 00:49:19,592 --> 00:49:21,592 This is the only liquor I have. 682 00:49:26,133 --> 00:49:28,633 The probability of meeting her 683 00:49:28,717 --> 00:49:31,800 at the lowest point in my life is infinitesimal! 684 00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:33,383 Thanks. 685 00:49:40,133 --> 00:49:42,550 Jesus, I'm an atheist and God hates me too. 686 00:49:42,633 --> 00:49:46,133 The acupuncturist wasn't your lowest point? 687 00:49:47,175 --> 00:49:48,883 She was with her new guy. 688 00:49:50,217 --> 00:49:51,383 A jazzman. 689 00:49:52,175 --> 00:49:55,175 So... 690 00:49:55,300 --> 00:49:59,133 Dexter... A blend of Wesley Snipes and David Beckham. 691 00:49:59,217 --> 00:50:00,800 Dexter Coleman? 692 00:50:01,592 --> 00:50:03,425 She's with Dexter Coleman? 693 00:50:03,508 --> 00:50:05,842 He's famous? 694 00:50:06,842 --> 00:50:08,925 Kind of. He's Dexter Coleman. 695 00:50:09,008 --> 00:50:12,300 I'm dumb. I should play the trumpet too. 696 00:50:13,092 --> 00:50:16,383 Women prefer a Dexter Coleman to a Captain Laser. 697 00:50:17,217 --> 00:50:18,467 That's true. 698 00:50:22,675 --> 00:50:23,675 What? 699 00:50:24,467 --> 00:50:26,467 - Something wrong? - No. 700 00:50:27,342 --> 00:50:30,300 When we were kids, you always took your gum out first. 701 00:50:31,258 --> 00:50:32,383 Before we kissed. 702 00:50:33,675 --> 00:50:34,925 Are you sure? 703 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:37,967 Yes... 704 00:50:40,050 --> 00:50:41,175 But I... 705 00:50:41,842 --> 00:50:43,383 I was putting my gum down. 706 00:50:49,217 --> 00:50:50,217 I'll go now. 707 00:50:54,592 --> 00:50:56,550 - I ruined your evening. - It's okay. 708 00:51:50,842 --> 00:51:52,550 The keys are on the table. 709 00:51:54,050 --> 00:51:55,175 Lock up after you. 710 00:51:55,925 --> 00:51:57,633 Let's go, Lucas! 711 00:52:21,508 --> 00:52:23,133 Super Gamer... Hello. 712 00:52:23,383 --> 00:52:26,092 Sorry, all our testers are in a meeting. 713 00:52:26,967 --> 00:52:31,133 I can't disturb their soccer game. Can I take a message? 714 00:52:31,217 --> 00:52:34,467 - You fucked Lisa's mom? - Yes. 715 00:52:34,550 --> 00:52:36,342 It just happened. 716 00:52:36,425 --> 00:52:38,633 We didn't think it over first. 717 00:52:39,925 --> 00:52:41,300 What do I do now? 718 00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:44,383 I should call her and tell her, 719 00:52:44,467 --> 00:52:46,217 "We screwed up, too bad." 720 00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:49,050 But if she doesn't agree and enjoyed it, 721 00:52:49,133 --> 00:52:50,800 because I did, 722 00:52:51,175 --> 00:52:54,217 I'll make her unhappy and I don't want to do that. 723 00:52:55,342 --> 00:52:58,092 You fucked Lisa's mom? What will Lisa say? 724 00:52:59,008 --> 00:53:00,133 Do we care? 725 00:53:00,217 --> 00:53:02,092 She's her mother though. 726 00:53:03,592 --> 00:53:04,633 So? 727 00:53:04,717 --> 00:53:06,842 I wouldn't want you fucking mine. 728 00:53:07,342 --> 00:53:09,967 She's great but I don't want to fuck her. 729 00:53:10,675 --> 00:53:12,133 You never know! 730 00:53:12,300 --> 00:53:15,050 Maybe you're a major mom-fucker. 731 00:53:15,133 --> 00:53:16,842 Are you crazy? 732 00:53:16,925 --> 00:53:19,092 Too easy. Want me to fuck yours? 733 00:53:19,175 --> 00:53:21,508 Cut it out, okay. 734 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,300 Not a pretty image, is it? 735 00:53:26,217 --> 00:53:28,675 So keep away from my mom! 736 00:53:31,217 --> 00:53:33,383 You're as dim as a 5-watt bulb. 737 00:53:33,967 --> 00:53:37,133 - Was it good? - That's not the issue. 738 00:53:37,217 --> 00:53:39,300 - So it wasn't good. - It was! 739 00:53:39,508 --> 00:53:41,092 Very good, in fact. 740 00:53:41,175 --> 00:53:44,758 The trouble is he's fragile and I don't want to hurt him. 741 00:53:44,842 --> 00:53:48,217 Men love to be hurt. It's true. 742 00:53:48,550 --> 00:53:50,675 Give him the bungee treatment. 743 00:53:50,758 --> 00:53:53,508 Sleep with him, then reject him. 744 00:53:53,592 --> 00:53:56,675 The more you reject them, the better the sex. 745 00:53:56,758 --> 00:53:59,842 Stop it, that's depressing. No, I'll call him. 746 00:54:00,342 --> 00:54:03,800 I'll call him and suggest we just stay friends. 747 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,967 - What? - He's seen you naked. 748 00:54:10,092 --> 00:54:12,633 - So? - Too late. He's seen you naked. 749 00:54:12,717 --> 00:54:16,133 Each time you meet, he'll imagine you naked. 750 00:54:16,217 --> 00:54:18,675 Either he sleeps with you in his mind 751 00:54:18,758 --> 00:54:21,008 or he sleeps with you... with you. 752 00:54:21,717 --> 00:54:24,800 Don't even think about it! 753 00:54:25,133 --> 00:54:26,508 There must be a way. 754 00:54:27,633 --> 00:54:29,133 I just need to think. 755 00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:31,342 I'm sure there is. 756 00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:39,758 - I'm expected. - Go on in. 757 00:54:46,508 --> 00:54:47,717 Good evening. 758 00:54:53,758 --> 00:54:54,758 Very smart. 759 00:54:55,758 --> 00:54:57,925 I dress up for separations. 760 00:54:58,300 --> 00:54:59,592 We're not together. 761 00:55:01,092 --> 00:55:04,133 That's what I was thinking but... 762 00:55:04,425 --> 00:55:06,800 I thought maybe you thought we were. 763 00:55:06,883 --> 00:55:09,175 When you said you'd been thinking, 764 00:55:09,258 --> 00:55:12,133 I thought you'd decided to dump me. 765 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,467 So I dressed up smart. 766 00:55:15,383 --> 00:55:16,967 I've been thinking too. 767 00:55:20,467 --> 00:55:22,300 - We're not together? - No. 768 00:55:24,342 --> 00:55:26,092 - So you're not dumping me. - Nope. 769 00:55:26,758 --> 00:55:27,883 That's cool. 770 00:55:32,467 --> 00:55:34,175 So, what did you think about? 771 00:55:38,050 --> 00:55:39,092 Well, um... 772 00:55:39,633 --> 00:55:43,175 For starters... it was very enjoyable. 773 00:55:44,175 --> 00:55:45,467 For me too. 774 00:55:47,258 --> 00:55:49,800 I thought it would be a shame to stop... 775 00:55:51,883 --> 00:55:54,133 But you don't want anything serious. 776 00:55:54,217 --> 00:55:56,092 Good because you're not my type. 777 00:55:56,175 --> 00:55:57,842 - Not at all. - Not at all. 778 00:55:59,842 --> 00:56:00,967 So... 779 00:56:01,550 --> 00:56:03,133 How can we go on... 780 00:56:03,675 --> 00:56:05,050 while remaining... 781 00:56:08,300 --> 00:56:10,133 - You're asking me? - No, I know how. 782 00:56:10,217 --> 00:56:11,508 - Ah... - OK. 783 00:56:16,925 --> 00:56:19,967 "The Five Laws of Sexual Friendship"? 784 00:56:20,300 --> 00:56:21,342 Here. 785 00:56:23,633 --> 00:56:25,008 What do we want exactly? 786 00:56:25,342 --> 00:56:29,133 To stay friends, making love from time to time, with no ties. 787 00:56:30,842 --> 00:56:32,425 So we need rules. 788 00:56:35,925 --> 00:56:36,967 Read it, it's clear. 789 00:56:37,675 --> 00:56:40,342 We can discuss the various points. 790 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,550 "Article 1: we're honest with each other. 791 00:56:46,633 --> 00:56:48,758 If one of us lies, it's over. 792 00:56:52,425 --> 00:56:56,217 Article 2: if we fall in love with someone else, it's over." 793 00:56:56,842 --> 00:56:57,925 Only natural. 794 00:56:58,842 --> 00:57:02,050 "Article 3: if one of us becomes too clingy, 795 00:57:02,342 --> 00:57:03,592 it's over." 796 00:57:04,550 --> 00:57:05,967 It's not at all romantic. 797 00:57:06,050 --> 00:57:07,758 Not at all. 798 00:57:07,842 --> 00:57:10,758 That's good. 799 00:57:10,842 --> 00:57:13,675 "Article 4: if one of us wants it to end, it ends. 800 00:57:15,717 --> 00:57:16,717 Article 5..." 801 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:17,842 The last one. 802 00:57:18,550 --> 00:57:21,592 "If one of us sleeps with someone else, 803 00:57:21,675 --> 00:57:23,175 we talk about it." 804 00:57:23,258 --> 00:57:27,633 - We'll deal with that when it happens. - OK. 805 00:57:28,217 --> 00:57:30,883 Hold onto it. I have a copy. 806 00:57:32,633 --> 00:57:34,633 Well? Do you agree? 807 00:57:36,175 --> 00:57:37,175 You don't. 808 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:40,883 - You think it can't work? - No, it can. 809 00:57:40,967 --> 00:57:42,383 If we follow the rules. 810 00:57:44,967 --> 00:57:47,175 When you think, you really think! 811 00:57:49,925 --> 00:57:51,592 I fancy some more crab. 812 00:57:58,758 --> 00:58:00,967 - Okay? - Okay. 813 00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:34,842 POT MARIGOLD NON TOXIC 814 01:01:04,592 --> 01:01:06,425 MONDAY, APRIL 16 815 01:01:13,050 --> 01:01:14,050 Yes...? 816 01:01:39,467 --> 01:01:41,175 Come on... 817 01:01:42,008 --> 01:01:43,383 Is this okay? 818 01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:45,925 - How do I look? - Hyper elegant. 819 01:01:46,300 --> 01:01:48,633 It my dad's suit. My late dad's. 820 01:01:48,717 --> 01:01:51,175 His aftershave too? 821 01:01:52,092 --> 01:01:53,217 What's that? 822 01:01:53,300 --> 01:01:56,550 That's my family emblem. I thought it might help. 823 01:01:56,633 --> 01:01:58,008 Maybe... 824 01:01:58,925 --> 01:02:00,050 Let's go. 825 01:02:02,925 --> 01:02:04,800 She'll never agree anyway. 826 01:02:04,883 --> 01:02:08,842 Come on, she will. She's really cool, believe me. 827 01:02:09,883 --> 01:02:11,758 - You're sure? - Positive. 828 01:02:11,842 --> 01:02:13,467 - Totally? - One hundred percent. 829 01:02:13,550 --> 01:02:15,883 Sure, sure, sure? 830 01:02:19,342 --> 01:02:21,050 Yes! 831 01:02:31,717 --> 01:02:33,717 - Hi. - Hi. Okay? 832 01:02:34,217 --> 01:02:35,217 I guess. 833 01:02:35,300 --> 01:02:36,550 You told her? 834 01:02:38,550 --> 01:02:40,425 Told her what? Everything? 835 01:02:43,050 --> 01:02:44,050 Hey... 836 01:02:44,383 --> 01:02:47,383 Mom, meet Fat Bill, my sweetheart. 837 01:02:48,300 --> 01:02:50,008 My mother, Florence. 838 01:02:50,467 --> 01:02:51,842 - Come here! - What? 839 01:02:52,633 --> 01:02:56,050 I don't want you seeing that elephant! You're only 15, dammit! 840 01:02:56,508 --> 01:03:00,258 At 15, you were banging a guy who'd never heard of condoms! 841 01:03:15,342 --> 01:03:17,092 I knew that would happen. 842 01:03:17,175 --> 01:03:20,050 It's not easy for her. Try to understand. 843 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,467 Give her time. 844 01:03:23,508 --> 01:03:26,550 You think I'm a moron or something? 845 01:03:33,592 --> 01:03:34,592 No... 846 01:03:35,258 --> 01:03:36,717 You hesitated a lot. 847 01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,133 That's not an easy question. 848 01:03:42,008 --> 01:03:43,217 Lisa... 849 01:03:44,425 --> 01:03:46,800 I've been waiting for her since I was 15. 850 01:03:48,342 --> 01:03:49,758 We're made for each other. 851 01:03:51,842 --> 01:03:53,758 She's the woman of my life. 852 01:03:54,258 --> 01:03:57,717 The first one always feels that way. 853 01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:58,842 - Really? - Yes. 854 01:03:58,925 --> 01:04:00,633 I'm not staying here. 855 01:04:00,842 --> 01:04:02,008 Let's go to your place. 856 01:04:02,842 --> 01:04:05,175 My mom's at home. 857 01:04:05,258 --> 01:04:07,050 She is? 858 01:04:08,508 --> 01:04:10,592 Good, I need a new mom. 859 01:04:10,675 --> 01:04:12,175 She's all yours. 860 01:04:24,425 --> 01:04:25,467 Okay? 861 01:04:30,217 --> 01:04:31,217 Whatever I say will annoy you. 862 01:04:33,425 --> 01:04:36,300 Your fat friend bangs my daughter at your place? 863 01:04:37,675 --> 01:04:39,342 That's one way to look at it. 864 01:04:39,425 --> 01:04:42,925 "Article 1: we're honest. If one of us lies, it's over." 865 01:04:45,175 --> 01:04:46,175 You want to end it? 866 01:04:46,258 --> 01:04:50,717 "Article 4: if one of us wants it to end, it ends." 867 01:04:50,883 --> 01:04:53,050 Rules help. You don't need to talk. 868 01:04:56,217 --> 01:04:57,342 Can I use it? 869 01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:06,425 It's my fault. 870 01:05:06,842 --> 01:05:11,008 I screw up. I have kids. If I screw up, my kids will too. 871 01:05:11,717 --> 01:05:13,383 - They're in love. - Bullshit! 872 01:05:13,467 --> 01:05:17,175 You may watch loads of half-baked romantic movies, 873 01:05:17,258 --> 01:05:18,633 but you know shit about love! 874 01:05:18,717 --> 01:05:19,925 And you do? 875 01:05:20,008 --> 01:05:22,342 I lived with someone for seven years! 876 01:05:22,842 --> 01:05:25,383 Without you, I'd still be with him 877 01:05:25,467 --> 01:05:27,008 and I'd be happy! 878 01:05:29,925 --> 01:05:31,092 OK. 879 01:05:34,050 --> 01:05:35,633 I'm not dressed for this. 880 01:05:35,717 --> 01:05:37,383 We weren't together! 881 01:05:41,717 --> 01:05:43,383 Don't insult screwing up. 882 01:05:43,467 --> 01:05:47,592 We screwed up for four months and I've never screwed up better! 883 01:05:48,175 --> 01:05:50,133 So don't talk crap! 884 01:06:01,592 --> 01:06:04,342 I need a change in my life. 885 01:06:05,925 --> 01:06:06,925 Yep... 886 01:06:12,133 --> 01:06:14,717 - She lives with him now? - Not really. 887 01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:16,092 She won't tell me. 888 01:06:16,175 --> 01:06:20,133 She only leaves her room to eat or to go off somewhere. 889 01:06:20,592 --> 01:06:22,342 I can't punish her. 890 01:06:22,425 --> 01:06:24,967 - Jason, stop that. - That's Brandon. 891 01:06:26,717 --> 01:06:28,258 Should I let her do this? 892 01:06:28,342 --> 01:06:31,467 What else can you do? The message is clear. 893 01:06:31,550 --> 01:06:33,633 "Mom, I'm sexually active. 894 01:06:33,717 --> 01:06:36,133 P.S. I love fat men. Your loving daughter." 895 01:06:36,842 --> 01:06:38,300 I found lubricant in her room. 896 01:06:38,383 --> 01:06:40,675 You searched her room? Shame on you! 897 01:06:41,008 --> 01:06:42,842 What brand of lubricant? 898 01:06:56,133 --> 01:06:58,383 I thought we'd stopped speaking. 899 01:07:04,133 --> 01:07:06,425 I JUST WANTED TO SAY 900 01:07:08,592 --> 01:07:10,633 THAT I ACTED LIKE A... 901 01:07:22,508 --> 01:07:24,342 SINCE WE PARTED, MY LIFE IS... 902 01:07:32,675 --> 01:07:35,508 Cube-shaped, with red arms? 903 01:07:40,175 --> 01:07:42,342 NOT MY BEST PIECE, TRUE. 904 01:07:48,300 --> 01:07:51,217 BUT I HAVE A SHOW NEXT SATURDAY 905 01:07:51,300 --> 01:07:52,508 IF YOU CAME, I'D BE... 906 01:09:03,967 --> 01:09:06,508 Shut up... 907 01:09:07,883 --> 01:09:08,883 Hello? 908 01:09:09,092 --> 01:09:11,883 It's Florence. How are you? 909 01:09:12,425 --> 01:09:14,758 - Great. And you? - I'm okay. 910 01:09:15,717 --> 01:09:19,383 Would you be interested in apologizing for what you did? 911 01:09:20,133 --> 01:09:22,175 Apologizing? You dumped me. 912 01:09:22,258 --> 01:09:23,842 Well, you lied to me. 913 01:09:23,925 --> 01:09:26,550 Because you're too uptight for the truth. 914 01:09:26,633 --> 01:09:28,508 That you never told me! 915 01:09:28,592 --> 01:09:31,342 - You're too uptight. - Okay, enough. 916 01:09:32,883 --> 01:09:33,883 Sure you're okay? 917 01:09:38,092 --> 01:09:40,425 I don't have a baby-sitter for Lucas. 918 01:09:43,092 --> 01:09:44,092 Going out? 919 01:09:44,675 --> 01:09:45,925 Yeah... 920 01:09:46,425 --> 01:09:48,258 - Where? - In your ass. 921 01:09:48,675 --> 01:09:49,883 Liar. 922 01:09:51,550 --> 01:09:53,592 So you want me to baby-sit. 923 01:09:54,217 --> 01:09:59,050 I thought it could be a way of making up for things 924 01:09:59,133 --> 01:10:00,675 but I'll manage. 925 01:10:00,758 --> 01:10:05,175 I was going to a party but if it'll help you... 926 01:10:05,258 --> 01:10:07,342 Really? You'll do it? 927 01:10:07,425 --> 01:10:08,592 I'm not apologizing. 928 01:10:08,675 --> 01:10:10,758 Can you be here in an hour? 929 01:10:10,842 --> 01:10:12,675 - An hour? - Too soon? 930 01:10:12,758 --> 01:10:14,925 No, the time to get there. 931 01:10:15,008 --> 01:10:16,883 You're fantastic! 932 01:10:19,842 --> 01:10:20,842 You're welcome. 933 01:10:37,300 --> 01:10:38,342 Bang on time. 934 01:10:40,300 --> 01:10:43,342 Okay, I apologize. 935 01:10:43,425 --> 01:10:46,342 I should have told you about Lisa and Fat Bill. 936 01:10:46,425 --> 01:10:49,133 That's true. Anyhow, I'm glad you're here. 937 01:10:49,217 --> 01:10:50,675 It sounded important. 938 01:10:51,300 --> 01:10:55,342 And with me out, my folks are less embarrassed to make love. 939 01:10:55,842 --> 01:10:59,342 Lucas! Come down. Tom's looking after you tonight. 940 01:10:59,425 --> 01:11:02,550 I'll be back by 11:00. Lucas has eaten. Lucas! 941 01:11:02,633 --> 01:11:05,592 In bed by 10:00 but I've put the clock forward 942 01:11:05,675 --> 01:11:07,800 so you can grant him an extra 15 minutes. 943 01:11:08,008 --> 01:11:09,550 In bed by 10:00. 944 01:11:09,675 --> 01:11:13,050 That's how it is. See you later. 945 01:11:13,175 --> 01:11:15,258 - Be good. - You too. 946 01:11:19,717 --> 01:11:21,175 She's really elegant. 947 01:11:22,467 --> 01:11:25,050 - Why's she dressed like that? - No idea. 948 01:11:27,592 --> 01:11:29,217 Has she met someone? 949 01:11:31,383 --> 01:11:33,050 You don't know anything. 950 01:11:43,717 --> 01:11:45,675 Drinking my whisky and Coke? 951 01:11:52,467 --> 01:11:54,758 I'm sure she's met someone. 952 01:11:55,717 --> 01:11:57,258 Girls are like that. 953 01:11:57,967 --> 01:12:00,633 When they decide to meet someone, they do. 954 01:12:00,717 --> 01:12:02,383 How the hell do they do it? 955 01:12:05,092 --> 01:12:06,342 Got a sweetheart? 956 01:12:08,592 --> 01:12:09,675 Here. 957 01:12:12,717 --> 01:12:14,967 Yeah, save that hassle for later. 958 01:12:15,592 --> 01:12:18,842 I love Jennifer but she's with Jason. 959 01:12:20,050 --> 01:12:22,092 What's so special about Jason? 960 01:12:22,633 --> 01:12:24,175 He has better grades. 961 01:12:25,383 --> 01:12:27,425 She's after a stable guy. 962 01:12:29,258 --> 01:12:30,258 What do you do? 963 01:12:30,842 --> 01:12:32,800 I eat flowers. 964 01:12:33,258 --> 01:12:34,425 Yes... 965 01:12:36,967 --> 01:12:39,592 - Does it work? - She thinks it's weird. 966 01:12:40,175 --> 01:12:44,217 Stop right there. I've used the weird guy ploy and it's a dud. 967 01:12:45,467 --> 01:12:47,133 Do you like my mom? 968 01:12:47,342 --> 01:12:50,675 She's always saying nasty things about you. 969 01:12:51,258 --> 01:12:52,300 Really? 970 01:12:52,383 --> 01:12:54,967 Yeah, but in the beginning, Jennifer 971 01:12:55,050 --> 01:12:58,467 was always saying nasty things about Jason. 972 01:13:02,342 --> 01:13:05,300 So that means... you think your mom loves me? 973 01:13:06,217 --> 01:13:07,508 Maybe. 974 01:13:14,467 --> 01:13:16,050 Listen... 975 01:13:16,675 --> 01:13:18,258 Will you help me out? 976 01:13:26,258 --> 01:13:27,383 Momma, 977 01:13:27,467 --> 01:13:29,925 I'm Darth Vader. 978 01:13:30,217 --> 01:13:33,925 And I order you to listen to this message, 979 01:13:34,092 --> 01:13:35,217 this message 980 01:13:35,300 --> 01:13:37,008 that comes from up there! 981 01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:42,967 Come on, son. 982 01:14:43,383 --> 01:14:44,800 Let's clean you up. 983 01:14:45,717 --> 01:14:47,800 Be more careful with your baby-sitters. 984 01:14:51,467 --> 01:14:52,967 We'll clean up tomorrow. 985 01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:21,300 Yes... 986 01:15:21,383 --> 01:15:25,050 Is your New York correspondent still dead? 987 01:15:25,133 --> 01:15:28,508 Have you noticed that we men 988 01:15:28,675 --> 01:15:32,300 can't urinate like dogs? It's physically impossible. 989 01:15:32,467 --> 01:15:35,217 It must be to do with the axis. 990 01:15:35,300 --> 01:15:36,383 I accept. 991 01:15:37,425 --> 01:15:38,467 What do you mean? 992 01:15:38,550 --> 01:15:40,008 It's a long way. 993 01:15:40,092 --> 01:15:41,133 When can I go? 994 01:15:42,633 --> 01:15:44,092 Yeah, yeah... 995 01:15:44,175 --> 01:15:47,092 There's paperwork to sort out. Two or three weeks. 996 01:15:47,508 --> 01:15:48,550 Perfect. 997 01:15:51,592 --> 01:15:54,508 Super Gamer is proud to count you among... 998 01:15:55,592 --> 01:15:59,258 our only permanent correspondent in the USA. 999 01:16:02,633 --> 01:16:03,925 You speak English? 1000 01:16:04,925 --> 01:16:05,910 Yes. 1001 01:16:05,925 --> 01:16:09,383 You're going to New York because of my mom? 1002 01:16:10,175 --> 01:16:11,175 For real? 1003 01:16:11,217 --> 01:16:12,800 No, not at all. 1004 01:16:13,675 --> 01:16:17,800 I swear. I'm not the kind to run away from trouble. 1005 01:16:18,133 --> 01:16:19,217 Sure! 1006 01:16:19,467 --> 01:16:20,883 Sure! 1007 01:16:21,008 --> 01:16:22,633 What do you do? 1008 01:16:22,717 --> 01:16:24,008 - We're okay. - We're okay. 1009 01:16:24,092 --> 01:16:26,217 We're onto a deal, thanks to Saddam. 1010 01:16:26,300 --> 01:16:29,592 This guy knows a shitload of stuff about mom psychology. 1011 01:16:29,925 --> 01:16:34,217 That's right. I noticed their story was strangely similar 1012 01:16:34,300 --> 01:16:36,383 to "Gone With the Mutant". 1013 01:16:37,258 --> 01:16:40,883 In that movie, there's a pubescent young girl 1014 01:16:41,050 --> 01:16:43,967 who is in love with a fat mutant. 1015 01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:45,383 It all works out 1016 01:16:45,467 --> 01:16:48,633 since they use the marriage ploy. 1017 01:16:48,717 --> 01:16:51,925 When they marry, her mother sees she's in love 1018 01:16:52,008 --> 01:16:54,675 and even marries a mutant herself. 1019 01:16:54,758 --> 01:16:55,800 Exactly. 1020 01:16:57,133 --> 01:16:58,508 So... 1021 01:16:58,883 --> 01:16:59,883 we're getting married. 1022 01:17:02,133 --> 01:17:03,425 Married? 1023 01:17:04,717 --> 01:17:07,342 I don't want to get you down, okay, 1024 01:17:07,508 --> 01:17:09,717 but you'll need your mom's consent. 1025 01:17:10,008 --> 01:17:11,800 Only on this planet. 1026 01:17:11,883 --> 01:17:15,217 In another space-time, anything is possible. 1027 01:17:15,758 --> 01:17:19,717 That's where this guy really knows his stuff. 1028 01:17:21,300 --> 01:17:23,217 Not bad, huh? 1029 01:17:23,883 --> 01:17:26,092 "Lisa and Fat Bill marry on Qo'nosh." 1030 01:17:26,175 --> 01:17:28,008 Qo'nos! Honestly... 1031 01:17:28,675 --> 01:17:29,758 What do you think? 1032 01:17:30,342 --> 01:17:32,842 - Your mom will agree on Qo'nos? - Yes 1033 01:17:34,967 --> 01:17:36,258 She already has. 1034 01:17:37,258 --> 01:17:38,258 You're serious? 1035 01:17:38,342 --> 01:17:41,383 It was that or she lost her daughter for good. 1036 01:19:09,467 --> 01:19:11,758 It's an honour for me to celebrate love. 1037 01:19:16,175 --> 01:19:19,967 In the icy void of space, two beings can meet at times. 1038 01:19:23,217 --> 01:19:26,592 And these rare encounters give birth to stars. 1039 01:19:53,092 --> 01:19:55,217 You are now husband and wife. 1040 01:19:55,300 --> 01:19:58,008 May your descendants permeate the galaxy. 1041 01:19:58,092 --> 01:19:59,383 Gorok to you all! 1042 01:20:44,425 --> 01:20:45,717 You're beautiful. 1043 01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:47,467 Stay in touch. 1044 01:20:47,550 --> 01:20:49,467 That's what you pay me for. 1045 01:20:49,925 --> 01:20:51,550 Oh yeah... 1046 01:20:51,633 --> 01:20:53,258 Yeah, you're right. 1047 01:20:53,342 --> 01:20:55,008 - Are you well? - Ah yes. 1048 01:20:57,050 --> 01:20:58,883 Excuse me. 1049 01:21:01,133 --> 01:21:04,550 You've made up with everyone, I see. 1050 01:21:06,633 --> 01:21:07,633 Except you. 1051 01:21:08,050 --> 01:21:10,008 I'll make it easy for you. 1052 01:21:10,842 --> 01:21:13,842 Congratulations for Lisa. And for Pascal. 1053 01:21:15,592 --> 01:21:17,300 I wanted to tell you... 1054 01:21:18,008 --> 01:21:19,008 I... 1055 01:21:19,467 --> 01:21:21,758 I wasn't very receptive last time. 1056 01:21:22,342 --> 01:21:23,592 Not at all. 1057 01:21:24,175 --> 01:21:27,258 It was your usual reaction. Without any sensitivity. 1058 01:21:27,342 --> 01:21:30,717 Without any sensitivity? I'm insensitive? 1059 01:21:31,467 --> 01:21:33,800 Yes, totally insensitive. 1060 01:21:37,425 --> 01:21:39,258 I'm not insensitive. 1061 01:21:39,342 --> 01:21:41,883 No one's more insensitive than you! 1062 01:21:42,467 --> 01:21:43,550 Excuse me... 1063 01:21:44,092 --> 01:21:46,967 Can we have some quiet? 1064 01:21:48,467 --> 01:21:50,592 Thanks. 1065 01:21:50,758 --> 01:21:54,425 My best friend, Cynthia, will say a few words. 1066 01:21:54,842 --> 01:21:55,883 Go ahead. 1067 01:21:59,883 --> 01:22:00,883 Moving forward, 1068 01:22:02,925 --> 01:22:06,008 Lisa, you're the best friend ever. 1069 01:22:06,842 --> 01:22:10,758 It's really great you've found happiness and... 1070 01:22:10,842 --> 01:22:15,633 It's true that we all found it really weird of you 1071 01:22:15,842 --> 01:22:17,050 wanting to go out 1072 01:22:17,508 --> 01:22:19,300 with Mr. Fat Bill here. 1073 01:22:19,383 --> 01:22:22,467 But, in fact, you were right 1074 01:22:22,550 --> 01:22:27,300 because in fact 1075 01:22:28,258 --> 01:22:30,342 love is stronger than anything. 1076 01:22:31,425 --> 01:22:34,550 And so I wanted to say, 1077 01:22:35,300 --> 01:22:37,008 I want to say... 1078 01:22:37,967 --> 01:22:39,842 I'm totally in love with Xavier. 1079 01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:41,800 Xavier, I love you. 1080 01:22:42,758 --> 01:22:43,800 There. 1081 01:22:45,550 --> 01:22:46,925 Bravo! 1082 01:22:53,175 --> 01:22:54,175 You first. 1083 01:22:55,092 --> 01:22:57,300 I'm a really sensitive girl, okay. 1084 01:22:57,800 --> 01:22:59,842 I'm a bundle of sensitivity. 1085 01:22:59,925 --> 01:23:03,008 In fact, the slightest thing can make me... 1086 01:23:04,925 --> 01:23:06,675 Spare me the act. 1087 01:23:06,758 --> 01:23:07,758 It's not an act. 1088 01:23:08,300 --> 01:23:11,342 I'm just abnormally sensitive, that's all! 1089 01:23:12,008 --> 01:23:14,592 "Starsky & Hutch" makes me cry. 1090 01:23:17,342 --> 01:23:18,550 Which episode? 1091 01:23:18,633 --> 01:23:20,800 - What? - Which episode? 1092 01:23:21,008 --> 01:23:23,133 When Starksy's wounded in a diner. 1093 01:23:23,217 --> 01:23:25,300 No good. That one's sad. 1094 01:23:28,050 --> 01:23:30,217 That's typical of you! 1095 01:23:31,425 --> 01:23:34,925 You've always been a bad sport. You hate losing! 1096 01:23:35,883 --> 01:23:39,175 I hate losing? 1097 01:23:39,258 --> 01:23:40,758 I love losing! 1098 01:23:40,842 --> 01:23:42,467 I'm a total loser! 1099 01:23:42,550 --> 01:23:45,300 What would my life be if I didn't love it? 1100 01:23:45,467 --> 01:23:48,925 Look at me, I'm losing you again and I couldn't be happier. 1101 01:23:49,008 --> 01:23:50,800 You're happy? Stay happy! 1102 01:23:50,883 --> 01:23:53,717 I'm happy too, to see you get out of my life! 1103 01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:55,508 I mean it. 1104 01:23:55,592 --> 01:23:58,300 I can live with a jerk who sells hovels 1105 01:23:58,383 --> 01:24:02,300 and bangs clients on the side! Isn't that fantastic? 1106 01:24:03,550 --> 01:24:06,842 I don't need you to be happy. 1107 01:24:07,050 --> 01:24:10,633 I'm a fulfilled woman. And really sensitive too! 1108 01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:13,925 - I keep running after you! - You can't run! 1109 01:24:14,008 --> 01:24:16,800 You can't even say you love me! 1110 01:24:17,592 --> 01:24:20,092 Who's saying who loves who here? I am! 1111 01:24:22,008 --> 01:24:23,925 And I'm useless at it! 1112 01:24:25,342 --> 01:24:26,925 You knew what I was saying? 1113 01:24:27,467 --> 01:24:28,925 Sure... 1114 01:24:32,008 --> 01:24:34,258 But I thought I wasn't your type. 1115 01:24:34,342 --> 01:24:36,092 So? Does that stop us? 1116 01:24:38,300 --> 01:24:39,300 You're sure? 1117 01:24:39,717 --> 01:24:41,217 Of course I'm not. 1118 01:24:44,258 --> 01:24:46,342 I leave for New York tomorrow at 8:00. 1119 01:24:46,883 --> 01:24:48,675 Okay, I'm sure, you're the one. 1120 01:24:50,508 --> 01:24:51,717 It's too late now. 1121 01:24:54,425 --> 01:24:55,592 Umm... 1122 01:24:56,633 --> 01:24:57,842 And can't you... 1123 01:24:59,133 --> 01:25:00,175 stay? 1124 01:25:03,383 --> 01:25:06,342 And can't you... not go? 1125 01:25:09,467 --> 01:25:11,800 Of course. I understand. 1126 01:25:12,758 --> 01:25:16,050 The list of your qualities in case you asked why I like you. 1127 01:25:19,633 --> 01:25:21,967 You're not asking? 1128 01:25:23,508 --> 01:25:26,675 Keep it. I have a copy. Read it on the plane. 1129 01:25:30,925 --> 01:25:32,467 Shall we kiss? 1130 01:25:32,883 --> 01:25:34,883 - Why not? - You'll use your tongue again. 1131 01:25:44,842 --> 01:25:46,092 Well then... 1132 01:25:47,467 --> 01:25:48,800 Goodbye, Thomas Walkovich. 1133 01:25:51,883 --> 01:25:54,342 Goodbye, Florence Baron. 1134 01:27:40,883 --> 01:27:43,717 - Come on, hurry. - Where are we going? 1135 01:27:51,675 --> 01:27:53,842 What is it? 1136 01:27:53,925 --> 01:27:56,342 I forgot to say. Mr. Lee called. 1137 01:27:56,425 --> 01:27:58,133 And I'm leaving you. 1138 01:27:58,425 --> 01:27:59,883 Go back to sleep. 1139 01:28:06,717 --> 01:28:08,800 Did anyone else pack this case? 1140 01:28:08,883 --> 01:28:09,967 My mother. 1141 01:28:12,258 --> 01:28:13,508 She just gave me a hand. 1142 01:28:14,633 --> 01:28:15,633 Thank you. 1143 01:28:50,633 --> 01:28:51,883 I can explain. 1144 01:28:52,675 --> 01:28:53,883 Wait.. 1145 01:28:54,508 --> 01:28:57,925 It's this guy. We met as kids. We were nine. 1146 01:28:58,008 --> 01:29:00,758 I was a brunette and he was fat 1147 01:29:00,842 --> 01:29:03,342 and the trouble now is 1148 01:29:04,050 --> 01:29:05,050 he's out there. 1149 01:29:06,050 --> 01:29:07,050 It's too late? 1150 01:29:08,342 --> 01:29:09,633 It's too late. 1151 01:29:13,175 --> 01:29:14,300 Thanks. 1152 01:29:20,008 --> 01:29:21,258 Sorry. 1153 01:29:22,008 --> 01:29:23,300 Never mind. 1154 01:30:25,967 --> 01:30:29,342 Look after my son! I'll be right back. 1155 01:30:30,633 --> 01:30:33,133 Open the door! 1156 01:31:25,342 --> 01:31:27,467 That's not really what happened. 1157 01:31:27,550 --> 01:31:29,800 She'd have had to be at the airport 1158 01:31:29,883 --> 01:31:31,258 but she never came. 1159 01:31:31,342 --> 01:31:34,883 As if I would have after the way you dumped me! 1160 01:31:35,050 --> 01:31:37,842 Plus, I didn't have a ticket for the flight. 1161 01:31:37,925 --> 01:31:38,925 Right... 1162 01:31:39,383 --> 01:31:41,633 But the main thing is I came in the end right? 1163 01:31:42,800 --> 01:31:45,300 - Six months later! - I had to get organized, 1164 01:31:45,383 --> 01:31:47,550 sell the house, get leave... 1165 01:31:47,633 --> 01:31:50,883 I'm not denying that. It's just a bit less romantic. 1166 01:31:50,967 --> 01:31:52,258 But more economical. 1167 01:31:52,342 --> 01:31:54,925 I got a flight half-price on the Net. 1168 01:31:55,008 --> 01:31:57,258 You're right. She's right. 1169 01:31:57,342 --> 01:31:58,342 That's right. 1170 01:31:59,050 --> 01:32:01,967 Life here is the usual. Tom wakes... 1171 01:32:02,050 --> 01:32:03,508 - At 11:00 - At 12:30. 1172 01:32:03,592 --> 01:32:05,633 That way we have lunch together. 1173 01:32:05,717 --> 01:32:07,925 I lunch, he breakfasts. 1174 01:32:08,008 --> 01:32:10,425 Maybe, but after I work my butt off 1175 01:32:10,508 --> 01:32:12,508 before picking Lucas up at 4:00. 1176 01:32:12,592 --> 01:32:15,008 Twice, so far. And don't we know it! 1177 01:32:16,008 --> 01:32:19,842 Well, anyhow... Lisa and Fat Bill visit us regularly. 1178 01:32:20,967 --> 01:32:24,592 They want a child but Fat Bill's sperm count is nil. 1179 01:32:24,675 --> 01:32:28,842 No, the doctor said he had sperm, he just didn't know where. 1180 01:32:29,092 --> 01:32:30,925 There, that's it. 1181 01:32:31,217 --> 01:32:32,675 In short, the usual. 1182 01:32:32,758 --> 01:32:34,508 Yeah, the usual. 1183 01:32:37,133 --> 01:32:38,758 What does this remind you of? 1184 01:32:38,842 --> 01:32:44,175 - The Paris suburbs. - Exactly. The same architect, I reckon. 1185 01:32:47,175 --> 01:32:48,842 - This is good. - You bet. 1186 01:32:48,925 --> 01:32:53,717 Stop it! For the first time ever, everything seems perfect. 1187 01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:54,925 That's right. 1188 01:32:55,383 --> 01:32:57,925 Apart from the gum stuck to my butt... 1189 01:32:58,300 --> 01:33:02,175 - Very romantic! - It's pretty uncomfortable... 1190 01:33:02,258 --> 01:33:05,133 - That's funny. - No it's not. 1191 01:33:05,217 --> 01:33:08,425 Look...