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These are my friends, Jerry and Marge Selbee.

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They live in Evart, Michigan.

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It's a small town that's not exactly in its prime.

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Though, to be honest, neither are Jerry and Marge.

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Today, they're on their way to buy lottery tickets.

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Lots and lots of lottery tickets.

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But they're not hoping to get lucky.

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You see, they don't need luck.

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But this story doesn't start there.

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It starts with Jerry,

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getting up before dawn just like he has every day for 42 years,

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going to work at the Corn Flakes factory,

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for what he fears will be the last time.

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It's a math problem, really.

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If you count the letters, uh,

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except the letter "I," which they skip

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because it looks like a "1",

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then you realize that "J" is February.

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And then, the last letter...

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Oh, boy.

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That designates the plant code,

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which was not easy to figure out, but, uh...

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I did.

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Jerry,

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you don't have to work so hard.
You're retiring.

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Well, yeah. But... I...

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I don't have to be.
Um...

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I know my line is shutting down, but...

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You know, I have a thing with numbers.

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Come on.

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You've served your time.
These are your golden years.

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He's the best line manager we ever had, right?

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Absolutely.

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Hey.
Why don't you tell these guys

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how you started working here in high school?

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You worked nights, right?

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To Jerry.
All right.

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Not everybody can pull off 42 years

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without getting fired.

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And now you have a boss who's going to let you sleep in.

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And won't yell at me.

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Wrong about that.
Oh.

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You know, you should get your real estate license,

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just like Howard did.

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It's like having a job.

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But it's also like being retired,

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because you don't do anything.

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It's true.

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Most days, I don't even leave the house.

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Well...

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You know, I'll make it work.

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You know, I can always help Marge around the house.

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No, you don't need to do that.

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No, I'd be happy to.

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I mean, you've been taking care of this place for years.

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I kind of have a system.

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Oh, yeah, and a good one.

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But, you know, every system can use an improvement.

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Oh, God.
Here we go.

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Hey. I got an idea.
Yeah?

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Why don't I try consulting on some of your job sites?

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You know, find ways of making things run better.
Ah.

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You wanna walk around on my construction site

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and tell me what I'm doing wrong?
Oof.

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I wouldn't charge much.

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Oh, and I have to pay you for this?

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Darn right.
Are you going to also come by

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and teach my wife how to grade papers?

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Hey, Dad, if I lived here, I would welcome that.

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Thank you, Dawn.

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I'm gonna take you up on that.

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I'm gonna drive down to Grand Rapids more often.

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Oh, whoops.

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You sold it too well.

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Shut up.
Backfired right in your face.

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Yeah, sweetie?
Okay.

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Can we show Pop Pop?

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Uh, yeah, you wanna show Pop Pop right now?

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Show me what?

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We got you a retirement present.
Surprise.

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Okay.

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Open your eyes.
Open.

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Holy cow!

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A fishing boat.
What...

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Do I like fishing? I do?
Okay. Yeah, you took me once.

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Yeah, now you can go whenever you want.

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Yeah, how about that?

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This is great.
Thank you.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, good.

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Oh.
Dad likes it.

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And you, for keeping a secret.

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Thank you, pumpkin.

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Thank you, Doug.
You like it?

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Yeah.
All right.

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My goodness.

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My goodness. Good job.
You didn't spoil it.

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That was your one job.
You did so good. You okay?

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Oh, yeah.
Yeah.

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I don't have many regular clothes.

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It's all work shirts.

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Well, we can get you more clothes.

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Hmm.

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It'll be an adjustment.

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You'll find your way.

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Hmm.

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Have you?

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Not really.
But I don't have a boat.

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You want this one?

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Nope.

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Morning, Leon.
Morning, Jerry.

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Card was declined, Helen.
I'm sorry.

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Dang it. Maybe I have cash.
Let me just...

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I know you're good for it.

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Thanks, Leon.

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What are you doing out here?

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My appointment is at 10.

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No, you said you'd come at 10.

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I don't have any other appointments.
I have six clients.

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Okay.

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How do you make a living with only six clients?

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I don't. I just became an online travel agent.
See the posters?

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Oh, yeah.

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So, why do you need posters if it's online?

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Because they were free.

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Why do you always have to understand
the reasoning behind everything?

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Oh, well.

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It's the only way I can make sense of things.

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How's the boat?

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Water's still too cold.

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You don't get in the water.
That's the point of the boat.

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Hmm.
How's my account?

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Speaking of cold...

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2% gains,

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which doesn't sound like much, because it isn't.

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Look, you gotta be more aggressive.

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If you let me put that in stocks, I could probably get you 10%.

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That would double your money in only...

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7.27 years.

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Literally the only time I was going to get to use that today.

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Nope.

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This is all we've got.

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And I'm not about to gamble with it.

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It's not gambling.
It seems like a risk, but the market...

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Yeah, well, if you could lose it, it's gambling.

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I'll call you in a month for my next appointment.

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Don't need an appointment.
Okay.

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Take out the boat.

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I may just do that.

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Oh!

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No.

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Holy cow!

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Hey, Jer.

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What's a roll down?
It's when the jackpot hits two million

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and nobody gets six numbers.

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Then the whole jackpot rolls down

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to the people who got three or four...

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Whatever.

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Just better odds.

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Good luck.
Yeah. Thanks.

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Better odds.

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Can that be right?

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All right.

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It's not gambling.

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The lottery?
Yup. There's a way to win every time.

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Are you having a stroke?

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There's a loophole

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they didn't see, and it's right here in the math.

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Now, on a typical drawing,

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you'd have a one in 54 chance of hitting three out of six numbers,

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and a one in 1,500 chance of hitting four.

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Odds are you'll lose every time.

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Not every time.

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I won a free ticket last week, which lost.

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But on the roll down weeks,

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the payouts to the lower numbers

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increases above the amount that you would pay to play.

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So, the math is in your favor.

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And they missed it.

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I don't know what this says.

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Looks like the numbers a crazy man drew on his cell wall.

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It means that on the roll down weeks,

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you're guaranteed to win.

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That can't be true.

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Why not?
Because it's the lottery, Jerry.

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There's a building of people in Detroit

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whose job it is to know how the numbers work.
And they do.

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I cannot believe you are my accountant.

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Parttime accountant.

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Fulltime online travel agent.

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Hey, Mindy.

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Hey, Jerry.
Making a deposit?

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Uh, no...
I...

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I'd like to withdraw $2,000.

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Yep.

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So, how are your feet?

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Been better.

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Rolling the tennis ball helped,

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until my manager tripped on it and threw it into the street.

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I can bring you another one.

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They come in threes.
Thanks.

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Oh, thank you.

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I'll be back in a couple of days with a deposit.

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Okay.

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Oh.

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Probably be 20% more than this.

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Give or take.

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See you then.
Okay.

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Thank you.

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Okay.
Have a good day.

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Two thousand WinFall tickets.

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Two thousand?

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Yes, ma'am.

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Good evening, folks,
and welcome to this week's WinFall lottery roll down.

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Grab your tickets, have a seat and let's get right to it.

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The first lucky number is six.

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The second number...

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Twenty-three.

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You okay?
Oh, yeah. Never better.

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Forty-three.
So, how'd it go with the boat?

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Oh, uh...

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They said they can fix the motor, but it's not for me.

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I mean, we're supposed to be doing stuff together anyway, right?

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Thirty-one.

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You want to watch a movie?
The next winning number is...

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Oh... No, I didn't mean right now.
Ten.

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Well, so, when?
Well, I don't know.

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I'm watching a program.

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You're watching this?

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No.

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Forty-three, 31, 10, and 32.

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And we hope you're a winner.

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One...

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That's one's four.

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Twenty-one, 28.

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Sixteen.

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Problem is, nobody knows about this town.

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Evart should start selling houses for a dollar, like they do in Tuscany.

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Lure people here.

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We can live in Tuscany for a dollar?

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Well, a Euro.

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That's a dollar.

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No, a little more than that.

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Jerry, how much is a Euro?

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Jerry.

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Oh.

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Sorry.

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Mmm.

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Full house.

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We're playing gin.

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Oh.

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Thank you so much. All right.
Well, goodnight.

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Goodnight. Take care.

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Have a good walk home.
Okay.

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Gin, or poker, or cribbage,

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I get confused by them all.
You don't care. You don't care.

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Scrabble.
Scrabblenext.

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All right, night.

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You're going to have to tell me what's going on.

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I'm too old to wait it out.

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Oh...

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I missed my chance.

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I did everything I was supposed to do.

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Everything I had to do.

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Now it's too late to do anything else.

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Oh, your life isn't over.

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Everybody seems to think it is.

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Well...

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Heck, I can do anything.

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I'd still be at the factory if they didn't cut my line.

270
00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:09,390
But instead...

271
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,600
These are my golden years.

272
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:16,700
Yeah, just because things didn't work out the way you wanted,

273
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,710
doesn't mean they won't.

274
00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:21,090
Good luck happens, same as bad.

275
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:27,300
What?

276
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:31,270
Good luck, it happens same as bad?

277
00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:34,240
Yeah. It's just math.
Yeah.

278
00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:37,520
What?
Oh, man. What a dummy.

279
00:16:38,550 --> 00:16:39,800
Not you.
Me.

280
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:42,140
You're a genius.

281
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,460
Sample size.

282
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,430
That is where I went wrong.

283
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:53,050
I didn't calculate the frequency of probability.

284
00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:54,530
It's just math.

285
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,500
Oh, I don't like math.

286
00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:58,540
Oh.
Oh, I'm sorry.

287
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,710
Here, let me show you...

288
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,990
Here.
So, if you take a coin

289
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:06,240
and you flipped it 1,000 times,

290
00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:09,480
you might still get 60% heads.

291
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:16,000
But if you flipped it 5,000 times,
the probability gets closer to 50%.

292
00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:20,150
The sample has to be large enough to take luck out of the equation.

293
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:23,180
And this is for you.

294
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,570
Are you depositing a penny?

295
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:29,330
No.
No.

296
00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:30,710
No.
Uh...

297
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:33,440
I wanna make a withdrawal.

298
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,580
$4,200.

299
00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:39,920
Oh, and how much does that leave us with?

300
00:17:40,030 --> 00:17:42,240
I am checking.

301
00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:46,240
A little over four.

302
00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:47,660
Okay.

303
00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:52,420
Make it six, then.

304
00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:54,630
Six?
Mmmhmm.

305
00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:04,670
Eight?

306
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:07,810
Eight?
$8,000.

307
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:09,640
Are you sure?
Hmm.

308
00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:13,920
Ninety-eight.

309
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:19,620
Ninety-nine.

310
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,350
Eight thousand.

311
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:26,800
Thank you, Midge.

312
00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:28,490
There we go.

313
00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:29,590
Byebye.

314
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,700
You know, every town has a thing.

315
00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:35,120
We need a thing.

316
00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:37,020
What happened to jazz fest?

317
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,570
Well, we couldn't keep the stage up to code.

318
00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:41,950
Oh, one of those clogger girls fell right through.

319
00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:43,370
Oh, yeah.

320
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,750
Jazz fest made money, too.

321
00:18:44,850 --> 00:18:47,680
I mean, not that year, because the girl sued us.
Yeah.

322
00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:50,100
She was upset 'cause we were still clapping.

323
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,100
We thought it was part of the show.

324
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,410
Oh.

325
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,240
By the way, a bunch of us are pooling money

326
00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:57,420
for the lottery tonight.

327
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,970
They're doing that roll down thing, where you can win more.

328
00:19:00,070 --> 00:19:03,040
We're not lottery people.
That's probably for the best.

329
00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:05,020
You know, there are some people who blow thousands

330
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,460
on those things?

331
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,080
You all right?
Here we go.

332
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,130
What's the matter?
Take the drink. Down the wrong pipe.

333
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,150
Eating too fast.

334
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,360
Yeah.

335
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,500
Ooh.

336
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,410
Four.

337
00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:40,490
Whoo.

338
00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:03,730
I mean, it's like a regular travel agent,

339
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:04,760
but it's online,

340
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:05,990
so people can act like animals

341
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,190
when something doesn't work out.

342
00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:08,940
Hey, you should be traveling.

343
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,590
You and Wendy used to go on all these cruises and come back

344
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,050
and call everything port and starboard.

345
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,400
I didn't even know which was which.

346
00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:16,390
Depends which ocean you're on.

347
00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:18,980
Hmm. No. No.
Yep.

348
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,770
She'd want you to have fun.

349
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,400
It's been three years.

350
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,430
Oh, brats. Brats and burgers.
All?

351
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:25,920
With cheese on it.
Okay.

352
00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:27,330
Brats and...
Oh. Cheddar?

353
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,230
Doug, would you watch the grill for a second?

354
00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:31,300
See?
This is a good time. Huh?

355
00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:33,100
Mmm.
I told you it'd be worth the drive.

356
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,310
No, you said you didn't know

357
00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:35,890
how many weekends you have left.

358
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,170
Well, I don't.

359
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:40,350
Yeah, but the math works.

360
00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:42,110
Drive for two hours, get a free burger.

361
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:43,590
Offsets the cost of gas.

362
00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:44,970
I don't eat meat, Dad.

363
00:20:45,070 --> 00:20:46,630
Oh, right.
I'll get the chicken.

364
00:20:46,730 --> 00:20:47,940
No, that's still meat.

365
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,320
Okay.

366
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:51,180
Is he okay?

367
00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:54,980
He just doesn't know the formula for "I miss you."

368
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,320
It is more fun when you're here.

369
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,920
I know, but you and Dad, you gotta have fun together.

370
00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:00,090
Yeah.

371
00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:01,380
I know you've waited a really long time

372
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,200
for him to retire.
I know.

373
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,540
I know.
We need to work on it.

374
00:21:05,650 --> 00:21:08,820
I can't even remember the last time that we had...

375
00:21:08,930 --> 00:21:10,760
You know?
What?

376
00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:13,020
Yeah. Oh, no, that's okay.
I don't need to hear about...

377
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:14,790
Honey.

378
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,210
I'm gonna get a beer.

379
00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:18,110
Okay?
Okay. We'll work on it.

380
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,110
I'm thinking about it anyway.
Okay.

381
00:21:20,210 --> 00:21:21,530
I wish he would.

382
00:21:23,670 --> 00:21:24,740
Whoa.

383
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,320
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

384
00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:29,080
No, Lizzy, Lizzy, Lizzy!
No, no, no, no, Liz.

385
00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:31,160
Let's not...
Let's not open that.

386
00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:33,570
Why? I want the popcorn.
I know. I know.

387
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,750
But this... this popcorn's very stale.
Ugh.

388
00:21:36,850 --> 00:21:38,710
I like stale.

389
00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:41,820
Well, but this is full of sugar.
It's no good for you.

390
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,690
I saw you eat seven Oreos.

391
00:21:46,030 --> 00:21:47,170
You want an Oreo?

392
00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:48,790
You ate them all, Pop Pop.

393
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,250
Okay.
All right. Uh...

394
00:21:52,350 --> 00:21:54,560
Let me just have it for one minute.

395
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:56,840
Pop Pop will give it back to you.
I promise.

396
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:59,050
You trust Pop Pop now, right?

397
00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:01,220
Let me just take one minute.

398
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,570
And I'll be right out.

399
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,890
Here you go.

400
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,310
Take.
Thanks, Pop Pop.

401
00:22:22,170 --> 00:22:23,450
Yep.

402
00:22:40,910 --> 00:22:42,330
Something you wanna tell me?

403
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,610
What?

404
00:22:44,710 --> 00:22:45,710
The pantry.

405
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,620
I'm playing the lottery.

406
00:22:54,550 --> 00:22:56,720
I meant the empty bag of Oreos.

407
00:23:00,730 --> 00:23:04,420
I'm playing the lottery, and I'm winning.

408
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,700
I figured out the math, and I won $15,000.

409
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,770
It's stuffed inside the Frosted MiniWheats box.

410
00:23:11,910 --> 00:23:13,020
Wow.

411
00:23:18,810 --> 00:23:21,540
I gave $20 to Shirley's lottery pool.

412
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,920
I guess it's not such a big deal now.

413
00:23:26,130 --> 00:23:27,440
I...

414
00:23:27,890 --> 00:23:29,380
I had to try it.

415
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,140
I... I found this flaw in the game,

416
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,240
and I had to find out if I was right.

417
00:23:35,350 --> 00:23:37,040
Well, why didn't you just tell me?

418
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,770
I... felt silly.

419
00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:44,600
We barely have enough money to retire on as it is, and...

420
00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:46,840
This is no time to risk it.

421
00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:50,950
Yes, it is.
What?

422
00:23:51,050 --> 00:23:52,160
It's time to risk it.

423
00:23:52,260 --> 00:23:53,500
Because right now we're losing

424
00:23:53,610 --> 00:23:55,680
something that matters even more.

425
00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:59,060
I've waited 40 years for it to be just us,

426
00:23:59,170 --> 00:24:01,510
and so far we kind of suck at it.

427
00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:03,620
We have Jeopardy.

428
00:24:03,690 --> 00:24:07,000
Oh, that's not a thing.
Jerry!

429
00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:08,590
I wanna have fun.

430
00:24:09,870 --> 00:24:11,520
I wanna have fun.

431
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:17,180
Let's be a little stupid.
Huh?

432
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:18,980
We got married when we were 17,

433
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,770
so we know how to do it.

434
00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:23,470
Well, that's true.

435
00:24:24,570 --> 00:24:27,470
We need something for us.

436
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,780
I didn't think it would be playing the lottery,

437
00:24:31,890 --> 00:24:35,720
but I'd rob a bank if it gave us something to talk about.

438
00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:37,820
Okay.

439
00:24:37,930 --> 00:24:41,140
$15,000?
Yep.

440
00:24:43,970 --> 00:24:46,520
If we bet the whole $15,000...

441
00:24:46,630 --> 00:24:48,900
Oh, we should. Let's bet it all.
You think?

442
00:24:49,010 --> 00:24:52,080
Yeah, 'cause I was thinking the same thing.
It's right...

443
00:24:52,180 --> 00:24:54,080
No.
No, no, no, no.

444
00:24:54,190 --> 00:24:56,600
Leon, what happened to WinFall?

445
00:24:56,710 --> 00:24:58,740
Oh, they...
they phased it out.

446
00:24:58,850 --> 00:25:01,260
What?
It's gone, just like that?

447
00:25:01,370 --> 00:25:02,880
You don't play anyway, do you?

448
00:25:02,990 --> 00:25:05,850
No.
Yeah, well, I guess people will just

449
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,170
have to play the one in Massachusetts now.

450
00:25:10,650 --> 00:25:13,340
The math works. You can see that.
You're an accountant.

451
00:25:13,450 --> 00:25:14,970
Yeah.
I mean...

452
00:25:15,070 --> 00:25:16,100
I mean, it looks right.

453
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:17,660
And Massachusetts isn't that far.

454
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,320
No, it's only about a 10 hour drive if our truck doesn't break down.

455
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:23,210
If it does, we'll get a ride.
Yeah.

456
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:24,660
From whom?

457
00:25:24,770 --> 00:25:26,800
Truckers.
Yeah, they're always looking for company.

458
00:25:26,910 --> 00:25:29,150
To murder.
We'll jump out if it gets weird.

459
00:25:29,260 --> 00:25:32,050
And they won't even know that we have a duffle bag full of cash.

460
00:25:32,150 --> 00:25:34,360
Yeah, we'll keep that zipped up.

461
00:25:34,470 --> 00:25:36,920
All right.
All right, what?

462
00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:38,090
I'm in, too.

463
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,130
You sure?
No.

464
00:25:40,230 --> 00:25:43,720
But what the hell?
Put me in for 1,000.

465
00:25:43,820 --> 00:25:45,820
I just got a cruise I gotta cancel now.

466
00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:03,810
Hey. Oh.
Oh. Got our dinner.

467
00:26:03,910 --> 00:26:07,290
Yeah.
We're going to need three days of food.

468
00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:08,920
Oh.

469
00:26:09,020 --> 00:26:11,020
And I found us a small town to play in.

470
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,640
Yeah, keep things quiet.

471
00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:15,960
You know, like how I park a block away

472
00:26:16,060 --> 00:26:17,510
at a good garage sale.

473
00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:18,990
Yeah?
Oh. Move.

474
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,450
You got a ham radio?
What?

475
00:26:24,550 --> 00:26:26,450
Ham radio.
We're gonna hit some dead zones.

476
00:26:26,550 --> 00:26:29,560
I suppose I can go to Ace...
Wait a minute.

477
00:26:30,730 --> 00:26:32,150
How are we on batteries?

478
00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:34,490
Uh... I...

479
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,940
Ah.

480
00:26:37,050 --> 00:26:40,910
Okay. Let's get some more.
Just in case.

481
00:26:41,020 --> 00:26:43,050
Feels like we really are robbing a bank.

482
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,500
Nah. It's gonna be more fun.
You take that.

483
00:26:46,610 --> 00:26:48,330
Here are the keys.

484
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,200
All right.
Aah.

485
00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:52,480
I got the coupons.

486
00:26:52,580 --> 00:26:53,890
All right.
You grab that.

487
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,960
Oh, now?
Oh.

488
00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:57,340
Let's go.
Oh.

489
00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:59,350
Can I get dressed first?

490
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,590
Mmm.
Whoo.

491
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:08,040
You have cookies?

492
00:27:13,530 --> 00:27:15,330
Ooh.

493
00:27:51,850 --> 00:27:53,120
Doesn't look like much.

494
00:27:53,230 --> 00:27:56,330
Well, all we need is a ticket machine, right?

495
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,820
Hey, kid, those are buy one, get one free,

496
00:28:03,930 --> 00:28:05,580
'cause they're so out of date.

497
00:28:05,690 --> 00:28:07,000
They're from 2013,

498
00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:10,140
but they'll still turn your mouth blue.

499
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,730
Actually, I'm gonna get them first.

500
00:28:13,830 --> 00:28:15,700
How can I help you?

501
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:19,110
We'd like to buy 8,000 WinFall tickets.

502
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:22,430
I'm gonna get you first.

503
00:28:25,850 --> 00:28:27,330
No way is this enough.

504
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,990
There's no way that was enough.

505
00:28:30,470 --> 00:28:31,610
Uh...

506
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,100
Eight thousand WinFall tickets is, like...

507
00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:37,170
$29,000.

508
00:28:37,270 --> 00:28:39,930
No. 16,000.
$16,000.

509
00:28:40,030 --> 00:28:42,830
And that is how much we brought.

510
00:28:44,730 --> 00:28:48,040
Well, the machine prints 1,000 tickets an hour,
so you'll be here all day.

511
00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:50,730
And let me tell you from experience, being here all day sucks.

512
00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:53,290
Because I'm here all day.

513
00:28:55,010 --> 00:28:59,150
Well, he's right.
It's gonna take eight hours.

514
00:29:00,090 --> 00:29:01,810
I can do it.
Let's get rolling.

515
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,820
You want us?
Yeah, come on. I got work to do.

516
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,410
I'm busy.
Well, can you show us how it works?

517
00:29:08,510 --> 00:29:09,850
You'll figure it out.

518
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,240
Sorry, the motel's not so great.

519
00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:14,550
The Pick and Shovel.

520
00:29:14,650 --> 00:29:16,030
Perfect name.

521
00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:18,830
Because it's what you need to dig a grave.

522
00:29:18,930 --> 00:29:21,590
Hah.
Reminds me of our wedding night.

523
00:29:21,690 --> 00:29:23,140
Huh?

524
00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:26,530
My dad gave me enough money to take you to the prom.

525
00:29:26,630 --> 00:29:29,250
But then I thought, "Heck, the prom ends at midnight",

526
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,880
"but a marriage, that lasts forever."

527
00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:33,570
"And it's 20 bucks cheaper."

528
00:29:33,670 --> 00:29:36,090
Which you spent on a Days Inn.

529
00:29:36,190 --> 00:29:38,950
Oh, on our honeymoon.
Yeah.

530
00:29:39,060 --> 00:29:42,780
Well, I'm glad we're being crazy.

531
00:29:42,890 --> 00:29:44,920
I'd sleep in the car if I had to.

532
00:29:45,030 --> 00:29:47,030
Well, you may have to.

533
00:29:47,930 --> 00:29:49,580
I don't think this door locks.

534
00:29:49,690 --> 00:29:52,410
Oh, it's on, Jerry.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

535
00:29:56,110 --> 00:29:57,140
All right.

536
00:29:58,590 --> 00:30:00,320
Oh, you have the...

537
00:30:00,420 --> 00:30:03,460
Cross those fingers, our very last lucky number is 21.

538
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:09,470
Folks, those numbers, one more time, are 23, 45, 01, 25, 06 and 21.

539
00:30:09,570 --> 00:30:12,260
All right, folks, check those numbers.
We wish you the best of luck.

540
00:30:12,370 --> 00:30:14,610
Hopefully this was your week.
Okay.

541
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:24,070
Well, we got 8,000 tickets to check.

542
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:25,930
Let's get started.

543
00:30:26,030 --> 00:30:28,040
We'll probably see sunrise.

544
00:30:51,270 --> 00:30:56,410
The last one is a threenumber winner.

545
00:30:56,510 --> 00:30:58,340
Oh, good.

546
00:30:59,170 --> 00:31:00,280
Okay.

547
00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:05,900
So we bet 16,000.
Mmmhmm.

548
00:31:07,110 --> 00:31:11,980
And the two number winners just gives us free tickets,

549
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,530
so if we count those as a push...

550
00:31:14,630 --> 00:31:17,600
Which means we made...

551
00:31:18,740 --> 00:31:21,190
$21,043.

552
00:31:21,470 --> 00:31:22,950
Oh...

553
00:31:23,060 --> 00:31:25,780
I think we're gonna need more Oreos.

554
00:31:27,650 --> 00:31:31,790
Yeah, we're all... No, heck.
There's a little piece left there for you.

555
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,480
No.
You sure you don't...

556
00:31:34,590 --> 00:31:35,900
No, thank you.

557
00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:58,780
They just said,
"Congratulations." Huh.

558
00:31:58,890 --> 00:32:00,270
Of course they did.

559
00:32:00,370 --> 00:32:02,230
It's not against the rules to buy tickets.

560
00:32:02,340 --> 00:32:05,860
I thought an alarm would go off and they'd start yelling at me.

561
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,960
So did I.

562
00:32:09,340 --> 00:32:12,240
Do you really think we're the only ones who know?

563
00:32:31,540 --> 00:32:35,780
Hey, why are there ultrasonic sensors on our toilet stalls?

564
00:32:35,890 --> 00:32:37,340
Bathroom vacancy grid.

565
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,170
I got tired of walking in there and seeing feet under every stall.

566
00:32:40,270 --> 00:32:43,210
So, now I know that when the light is green, the toilet is...

567
00:32:43,310 --> 00:32:45,210
Well, not clean, but nobody is sitting on it.

568
00:32:45,310 --> 00:32:47,220
We're supposed to be doing our research projects.

569
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:48,240
I am.

570
00:32:48,310 --> 00:32:49,870
Bathroom lights?
No. That'd be stupid.

571
00:32:49,970 --> 00:32:51,110
I'm doing one on the lottery.

572
00:32:51,210 --> 00:32:53,730
Ah.
That's way more stupid.

573
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,110
It's not.
I'm evaluating

574
00:32:55,220 --> 00:32:58,670
the exact odds of winning Powerball versus Mega Millions.

575
00:32:58,770 --> 00:33:01,670
Okay. Yeah, it's stupid.
Whatever. I'll still get a B.

576
00:33:03,090 --> 00:33:04,300
What are these?

577
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,090
The smaller state games.
I need them for comparison.

578
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,540
Sweet.
The handicapped stall is open.

579
00:33:47,510 --> 00:33:49,060
Jerry, pull over.

580
00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:52,590
Come on, pull over.
We're only a mile from home.

581
00:33:52,690 --> 00:33:53,930
No.
You can't hold it?

582
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,420
It's not that.

583
00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:58,180
Okay.
Okay.

584
00:34:16,950 --> 00:34:18,580
Marge, how long is this gonna take?

585
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,410
'Cause I actually have to go.

586
00:34:22,270 --> 00:34:25,480
Did you ever think maybe the world wasn't passing you by?

587
00:34:27,210 --> 00:34:29,310
Maybe you were meant to be here.

588
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,210
To work in the factory

589
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,560
and to care about all these people the way you do,

590
00:34:34,660 --> 00:34:38,390
because the day would come when you could help them.

591
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,020
What do you mean?

592
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,710
Well, you said the more we bet, the better the odds.

593
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,210
I did say that.

594
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,800
So you wanna start a corporation?

595
00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:13,320
Bring in the whole town.

596
00:35:13,430 --> 00:35:16,080
If we sell shares, we'll have more capital to invest.

597
00:35:16,190 --> 00:35:18,220
Go big or go home.

598
00:35:18,330 --> 00:35:20,780
Then we'll split the profits with the shareholders.

599
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,260
Everybody rides.

600
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:23,610
Will you stop talking like that?

601
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,580
Sorry.
I'm just really into it.

602
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,060
She's really into it.

603
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,510
Because she knows it'll work.

604
00:35:28,610 --> 00:35:29,720
House always wins.

605
00:35:29,820 --> 00:35:30,820
Stop it.

606
00:35:32,060 --> 00:35:33,770
You really think people will come in on this?

607
00:35:33,790 --> 00:35:35,070
Yup.
You did.

608
00:35:35,170 --> 00:35:37,450
Yeah, but I'm a depressed widower with nothing to live for.

609
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,180
You wanna buy more shares, then?
Yes!

610
00:35:41,110 --> 00:35:42,800
And that about does it.

611
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:44,420
Any questions?

612
00:35:44,530 --> 00:35:48,290
So, uh, GS Investment Strategies?
That's right.

613
00:35:48,390 --> 00:35:50,980
We've got a business license and everything.

614
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,150
Not much of a name.

615
00:35:52,260 --> 00:35:53,600
Well, don't worry about the name.

616
00:35:53,710 --> 00:35:55,190
You need "lottery" in there somewhere.

617
00:35:55,260 --> 00:35:56,680
Well, the name's not important.

618
00:35:56,780 --> 00:36:00,540
It is if you wanna sell the idea.
I took a class on marketing.

619
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:05,890
Well, the idea sells itself.
You buy a share for $500 and you make a profit.

620
00:36:05,990 --> 00:36:07,930
It's that simple.
Do you have a logo?

621
00:36:08,030 --> 00:36:09,720
Don't need a logo.
Logos help.

622
00:36:09,830 --> 00:36:11,720
I have a pig on a tractor.

623
00:36:13,210 --> 00:36:17,210
Yeah.
Okay, look, you all have known me for years.

624
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,280
This will work, and it'll help everybody.

625
00:36:20,390 --> 00:36:21,910
What if we want in,

626
00:36:22,010 --> 00:36:25,670
but we're behind on our bills, and don't have enough for a share?

627
00:36:25,770 --> 00:36:27,880
Do you accept other forms of payment?

628
00:36:28,260 --> 00:36:29,330
Like what?

629
00:36:42,790 --> 00:36:43,860
Wait, wait, wait.

630
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,340
Got it all right here.

631
00:36:45,450 --> 00:36:47,100
Oh, we're in.

632
00:36:47,210 --> 00:36:49,380
I've never done anything criminal like this.

633
00:36:49,490 --> 00:36:51,490
No, Shirley, it's not criminal.

634
00:36:51,590 --> 00:36:55,290
We're gonna pay taxes on all the winnings and claim expenses.

635
00:36:55,390 --> 00:36:57,600
Jerry's got it all worked out.

636
00:36:57,700 --> 00:37:00,770
Your mother and I are going into business.

637
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,540
Are you selling her toffee or something?

638
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,540
No.
We're gonna play the lottery.

639
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,510
It's 500 a share.
Okay.

640
00:37:09,610 --> 00:37:12,060
Oh, yeah? Okay?
You don't wanna know details?

641
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,300
No, no, no, I'm good.
It sounds great.

642
00:37:14,410 --> 00:37:16,170
You can see in the first three plays Dad, Dad.

643
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:17,480
That we've increased our profit.

644
00:37:17,510 --> 00:37:19,270
It's just not for me.

645
00:37:19,380 --> 00:37:22,110
I just don't understand this.
It's just math.

646
00:37:22,210 --> 00:37:24,040
It's always just math.

647
00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:26,460
It's like sorting through coins, looking for buffalo nickels,

648
00:37:26,490 --> 00:37:28,320
because you had calculated there was,

649
00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:30,670
what, one in every seven rolls or something?

650
00:37:30,770 --> 00:37:32,870
Yeah.
We made $600.

651
00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:37,260
We sorted through coins every weekend for a month.
I was 12.

652
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,600
It was fun.

653
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:43,580
It would have been nice to just throw the football or something.

654
00:37:46,060 --> 00:37:47,410
Look, I'm...

655
00:37:49,170 --> 00:37:51,000
Hey, Doug?

656
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:53,320
Doug, the Porters lost power in their barn and
they want you to come take a look.

657
00:37:53,340 --> 00:37:54,540
All right.
I'll be right there.

658
00:37:54,590 --> 00:37:57,000
Okay. I gotta go.
Okay. Yup.

659
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,490
I'll be in your business, Pop Pop.

660
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,010
How are you at logos?
Good.

661
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,600
Well, come here and show Pop Pop.

662
00:38:11,710 --> 00:38:12,740
Here.

663
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,060
Let me give you some paper.

664
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,470
And you show me what you can do

665
00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:23,720
about drawing a logo for Pop Pop's business.

666
00:38:23,820 --> 00:38:26,440
If you wanna get that going, push your button.

667
00:38:26,550 --> 00:38:27,930
Right there.
Push the button.

668
00:38:39,180 --> 00:38:41,840
Bill?
Hey, Jerry. Hey, Marge.

669
00:38:41,940 --> 00:38:43,640
Hi.

670
00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:45,740
Hey, uh, if we're gonna do this again,

671
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,120
I'm gonna need to charge you for using the microwave.

672
00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:52,580
We are betting 40,000.

673
00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:54,440
You guys drug dealers?

674
00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:58,100
No.
We're professional lottery players.

675
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,650
I don't think that's a thing.

676
00:38:59,750 --> 00:39:01,310
It is now.

677
00:39:01,410 --> 00:39:04,730
Listen, as much as I'd like to see if you can stand behind that thing

678
00:39:04,830 --> 00:39:06,900
for that long without breaking a hip,

679
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,520
there's no way you can buy that many tickets before closing time.

680
00:39:09,590 --> 00:39:11,320
Can you stay open later?

681
00:39:11,420 --> 00:39:12,770
Oh, I'm afraid not.

682
00:39:14,910 --> 00:39:17,290
I'm undergoing some marital trauma at the moment.

683
00:39:17,390 --> 00:39:19,710
Oh.
Well, truth be told,

684
00:39:19,810 --> 00:39:22,120
tonight is a drinking celebration with my buddies.

685
00:39:22,230 --> 00:39:25,880
Now, admittedly we do it out there, in the parking lot,

686
00:39:25,990 --> 00:39:29,030
but, uh, I just can't have customers in here.

687
00:39:29,130 --> 00:39:30,650
It's a liability.

688
00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:34,240
Well...

689
00:39:34,340 --> 00:39:36,380
What if we weren't customers?

690
00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,800
I have no idea what you're talking about.

691
00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:49,910
What if we were partners?

692
00:39:50,010 --> 00:39:56,780
Bill, I'd like to introduce you to GS Investment Strategies.

693
00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:00,710
I'm in.
Can I be in?

694
00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:07,720
So I'm a shareholder, and I could totally get you guys in if you want.

695
00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:11,210
So, it's a WinFall, so when the numbers...

696
00:40:11,310 --> 00:40:15,210
Okay, you're an investor...
Okay, let's say you've got several hundred dollars.

697
00:40:15,310 --> 00:40:20,590
Then there is these lottery numbers.
If they don't hit, you win.

698
00:40:21,390 --> 00:40:24,050
You in?
You got any money?

699
00:40:25,010 --> 00:40:26,980
I believe we are done.

700
00:40:27,810 --> 00:40:29,670
Hey, I got two more shareholders.

701
00:40:29,780 --> 00:40:32,860
One of them's got to rob his parents' house real quick,
but he's definitely in.

702
00:40:34,090 --> 00:40:36,440
That's 500 more tickets.
Yup.

703
00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:37,710
All right.

704
00:40:37,820 --> 00:40:39,510
You want a bong hit real quick?

705
00:40:39,610 --> 00:40:42,410
I don't know what that is.
Marge?

706
00:40:42,510 --> 00:40:45,620
No thanks, Bill.
All right. Ow!

707
00:40:50,350 --> 00:40:52,490
Our next number is 46...

708
00:40:53,210 --> 00:40:54,940
Number 24...

709
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,940
And our very last number for today is number 23.

710
00:40:59,050 --> 00:41:03,080
So, one more time, those numbers are 05, 21, 39, 46, 24, 23...

711
00:41:03,190 --> 00:41:05,570
Okay, here we go.

712
00:41:05,670 --> 00:41:08,570
No more cigarette burns, huh?
Yeah.

713
00:41:12,990 --> 00:41:14,540
Well...

714
00:41:14,650 --> 00:41:19,580
I guess we fire up some of that delicious motel coffee

715
00:41:20,340 --> 00:41:22,350
and get started.

716
00:41:22,450 --> 00:41:24,000
Or it could wait till morning.

717
00:41:24,830 --> 00:41:25,940
Tomorrow?

718
00:41:41,090 --> 00:41:42,500
Oh.

719
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,850
Hmm.

720
00:41:53,270 --> 00:41:54,760
The lottery?

721
00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:56,480
Lottery winners get a lot of clicks.

722
00:41:56,590 --> 00:41:58,590
I don't do clicks.
I do news.

723
00:41:58,690 --> 00:42:01,690
Do you not see all these empty cubicles?

724
00:42:02,590 --> 00:42:04,770
Just poke around for something.

725
00:42:05,460 --> 00:42:07,110
Find me a headline that I can

726
00:42:07,220 --> 00:42:09,190
throw in the Spotlight section.

727
00:42:16,610 --> 00:42:19,300
Hmm.

728
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:24,060
Oh, nice thing about this mattress is, we both roll to the center.

729
00:42:26,650 --> 00:42:29,170
I don't think I can get out if I tried.

730
00:42:29,270 --> 00:42:30,900
Well, we have time.

731
00:42:32,620 --> 00:42:34,940
What?
What the heck?

732
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,210
Hey, hey, all right, all right.

733
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,110
Got the wrong room.
Got the wrong room.

734
00:42:41,220 --> 00:42:42,980
It came in! What did?

735
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:46,430
The lottery sends a tally of all the winnings sold by the store.

736
00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:49,980
WinFall tickets won $82,000.

737
00:42:51,470 --> 00:42:54,710
And how many WinFall tickets did you sell at your store?

738
00:42:54,820 --> 00:42:57,410
Just yours, plus six more.
Yes!

739
00:42:57,510 --> 00:42:59,200
To me.
But those didn't win.

740
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,620
We doubled it.
We doubled it.

741
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:03,520
We doubled it!

742
00:43:03,620 --> 00:43:04,620
We doubled it!

743
00:43:05,790 --> 00:43:07,210
We doubled it!

744
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,050
Whoo!

745
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,300
It's Steve.

746
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,400
Hey, Steve.

747
00:44:04,470 --> 00:44:05,960
Hey, Jerry.

748
00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:09,550
I was just checking to see how we did.
Um, you know, curious.

749
00:44:09,650 --> 00:44:13,070
I will be sending out an official shareholder report.

750
00:44:13,170 --> 00:44:15,900
Yeah, yeah, right, right, but you know...

751
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,970
He wants to know.
What do you think?

752
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,180
Well, we doubled it.

753
00:44:24,290 --> 00:44:25,290
We doubled it!

754
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:37,260
Shh.

755
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,400
This can't be real.
I didn't believe it either,

756
00:45:03,430 --> 00:45:06,640
but I've been running simulations during the drawings, and it's right.

757
00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:09,300
If you bet at least 10 grand, the odds tilt towards the buyer.

758
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,620
Can you get money from your dad?
I'm not asking him for shit.

759
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,090
Why not? His name is on a building.
I think he can afford it.

760
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,650
Because this is mine.

761
00:45:15,750 --> 00:45:17,030
Do you have 10 grand?
No.

762
00:45:19,100 --> 00:45:20,510
I have a dorm.

763
00:45:20,620 --> 00:45:21,960
Okay, that is one slice of pizza

764
00:45:22,070 --> 00:45:23,480
per person. One slice.
Thank you.

765
00:45:23,590 --> 00:45:26,110
Hey, only take a piece if you contributed to the fund.

766
00:45:26,210 --> 00:45:30,970
The first thing you learn at Harvard is that you're here for your future.

767
00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:32,840
Right?

768
00:45:32,940 --> 00:45:34,360
Second thing you learn...

769
00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:36,360
Is that's all bullshit.

770
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,670
There is no future.

771
00:45:39,770 --> 00:45:43,710
There is just now waiting for you to take it.

772
00:45:43,810 --> 00:45:47,680
I found a flaw in the lottery.

773
00:45:47,780 --> 00:45:50,510
Okay?
A way to beat the game every time

774
00:45:50,610 --> 00:45:53,550
because nobody at the lottery figured out what I did.

775
00:45:53,650 --> 00:45:56,520
But it only works if you can bet big.

776
00:45:56,620 --> 00:46:02,210
So, tell your parents that you have new lab fees, or need books,

777
00:46:02,310 --> 00:46:04,140
or got an STD.

778
00:46:05,900 --> 00:46:11,530
Whatever it takes, because if we pull this off, then we are legends!

779
00:46:14,780 --> 00:46:19,060
Also, I'm gonna need you all to fill out about 300 lottery slips,

780
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:20,750
so we don't bet duplicates.

781
00:46:20,850 --> 00:46:22,440
Here you go.
That's for you.

782
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:24,470
Thank you.

783
00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:29,340
You're not filling any out?

784
00:46:29,450 --> 00:46:31,340
No.
I'm in charge.

785
00:46:34,310 --> 00:46:36,940
Okay, talk to me.
So you wanna renovate it?

786
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,700
Yup.
All the shareholders are chipping in.

787
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,490
We're bringing back the jazz festival.

788
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,740
The best music is the music you make up as you go along.

789
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:48,020
Ah, I'm just sad we couldn't have had it when Prince was around.

790
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:49,600
He wouldn't have come, Howard.

791
00:46:49,710 --> 00:46:51,120
We'll never know.

792
00:46:51,230 --> 00:46:53,550
You guys are sure this is what you wanna do with your money?

793
00:46:53,570 --> 00:46:54,960
You don't wanna invest it somewhere?

794
00:46:54,990 --> 00:46:57,270
We are investing it somewhere.

795
00:47:00,370 --> 00:47:01,370
All right.

796
00:47:02,170 --> 00:47:03,930
I'll give you a hand.
All right.

797
00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:06,520
Doug, put it on top there.
Yup. All right.

798
00:47:07,830 --> 00:47:10,000
Thank you.

799
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:11,590
Wow.

800
00:47:12,730 --> 00:47:13,940
Why do you keep all these?

801
00:47:14,210 --> 00:47:15,460
The IRS.

802
00:47:16,350 --> 00:47:17,770
When we get audited,

803
00:47:17,870 --> 00:47:20,630
we'll need a paper trail of all the losing tickets we bought.

804
00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:22,360
Think you're gonna get audited?

805
00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:23,640
Oh, yeah.

806
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,850
Jesus.

807
00:47:25,950 --> 00:47:29,850
You know, your group hired me to fix the amphitheater.
Six month job.

808
00:47:29,950 --> 00:47:32,990
Oh.
How about that?

809
00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:35,100
Yeah, how about that?

810
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:39,070
Well, you may wanna consider chipping in on that.

811
00:47:39,380 --> 00:47:40,790
What?

812
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:44,070
Well, you have a share.

813
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,110
You did, from the start.

814
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:50,390
Dad...

815
00:47:52,670 --> 00:47:54,010
You didn't have to do that.

816
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,430
Oh, I didn't wanna count nickels without you.

817
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:05,820
I'm telling you, Dottie has done such a great job with this bookstore.

818
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,370
Yeah.
You know, Leon is renovating the hotel.

819
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,030
Howard got him a deal on it, but his commission is that

820
00:48:11,130 --> 00:48:13,890
he and Shirley get to use the hot tub whenever they want.

821
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,790
Leon will regret that.

822
00:48:15,900 --> 00:48:17,210
You are not kidding.

823
00:48:17,310 --> 00:48:18,830
Hello, hello, everybody.
Oh, hey!

824
00:48:22,490 --> 00:48:24,660
All right.
Well, go ahead...

825
00:48:24,770 --> 00:48:26,870
Go on, sit on down.

826
00:48:26,980 --> 00:48:30,670
Uh... Uh...

827
00:48:30,770 --> 00:48:32,260
Well...

828
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:36,570
Look, first off, I can say that we're doing pretty darn well.

829
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,400
Yes.

830
00:48:38,510 --> 00:48:42,470
Yeah. But you probably already know that
by reading your shareholder report...

831
00:48:42,580 --> 00:48:44,100
I can't get mine to open.

832
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:45,580
Oh, do you have Word?

833
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,410
I have Windows, I think.

834
00:48:47,510 --> 00:48:49,380
I'll print you one, Shirley.

835
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:50,480
Oh, thank you.

836
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,000
Anyhoo...

837
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,110
As you might have imagined it,

838
00:48:55,210 --> 00:48:58,870
we're gonna use the majority of our capital for betting.

839
00:48:58,970 --> 00:49:00,110
Yeah.

840
00:49:00,220 --> 00:49:06,080
But there are dividends that you can access.

841
00:49:06,190 --> 00:49:11,300
Right. So, I know a lot of people
would like to see the jazz festival come back.

842
00:49:12,990 --> 00:49:17,130
And, Old Frank can sure use a mail truck he doesn't fall out of.

843
00:49:18,860 --> 00:49:23,860
Uh, so, now on to the profit ratios.
We...

844
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,520
Yes, Raj?
Is there not food at this thing?

845
00:49:26,620 --> 00:49:30,280
No. No.
This is a shareholder meeting. It's not a party.

846
00:49:30,380 --> 00:49:33,700
Then why did you have it at six, when we all eat?

847
00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:38,570
Well, you're welcome to all go to the diner, but...

848
00:49:38,670 --> 00:49:41,740
No, then you're not gonna learn about the numbers.

849
00:49:43,290 --> 00:49:45,300
So, what's the next play?

850
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,190
312,000 tickets.

851
00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:49,470
That's $600,000.
Yeah.

852
00:49:49,580 --> 00:49:53,060
We're betting half a million in one play?

853
00:49:53,170 --> 00:49:54,790
Oh, the money is the easy part.

854
00:49:54,890 --> 00:49:56,200
Is it?
Yeah.

855
00:49:56,310 --> 00:49:58,650
It'll take four days of betting,

856
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,040
two machines, 12 hours a day.

857
00:50:01,140 --> 00:50:03,310
Then why don't you just bet the normal amount?

858
00:50:03,420 --> 00:50:04,490
Math.

859
00:50:04,590 --> 00:50:05,800
It's Newton's law.

860
00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:08,970
If you push against something, it's gonna push back.

861
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,700
And we discovered a flaw.

862
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:15,400
But by using it, we've introduced a variable that changes it.

863
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:18,430
And we don't know how long this game is gonna last.

864
00:50:18,540 --> 00:50:21,880
Then we need to make as much money as we can, while we can.

865
00:50:21,990 --> 00:50:26,300
Get the festival going, and finish rebuilding before it pushes back.

866
00:50:26,410 --> 00:50:27,480
Mmmhmm.

867
00:50:27,580 --> 00:50:29,040
I ordered a second machine from the lottery,

868
00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:30,660
but they said you're only allowed one per location,

869
00:50:30,690 --> 00:50:32,960
so I was like, "Well, what if I have a second store?"

870
00:50:33,070 --> 00:50:36,070
They're like, "What's the address?"
I was like, "Uhoh. There's my mistake."

871
00:50:36,170 --> 00:50:38,380
And that's where my buddy, Darryl, comes in.

872
00:50:38,490 --> 00:50:41,320
And, uh, we're gonna give him an extra share, but here you are.

873
00:50:41,420 --> 00:50:45,250
You can print out 24 hours a day, plus unlimited pie.

874
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,290
Look at this.

875
00:50:50,950 --> 00:50:52,050
What's this?

876
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:53,780
From my source at the AG's office.

877
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:57,130
Now, the lottery has to disclose players
who claim more than 50 grand,

878
00:50:57,230 --> 00:50:58,470
five times a year.

879
00:50:58,580 --> 00:51:00,820
Sometimes the winners are fronts, you know,

880
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,340
cashing tickets for people who owe child support, or have a warrant,

881
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,930
but look at this guy.
Wins big every three weeks.

882
00:51:08,030 --> 00:51:10,590
Lives in Michigan.
A retired factory worker.

883
00:51:10,690 --> 00:51:11,870
No criminal record.

884
00:51:11,970 --> 00:51:13,760
He's won this much?
Yeah.

885
00:51:13,870 --> 00:51:18,040
Who drives 10 hours every month
to play the lottery in a different state?

886
00:51:18,150 --> 00:51:20,150
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
Right.

887
00:51:40,030 --> 00:51:41,480
Loser!

888
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:50,870
Did that woman just rob you?

889
00:51:50,970 --> 00:51:52,180
That's my wife.

890
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:54,800
Wow.

891
00:51:55,910 --> 00:51:57,880
Well, she certainly seems spirited.

892
00:51:57,980 --> 00:51:59,600
Yeah, she's a spitfire.

893
00:51:59,710 --> 00:52:02,430
No, she's just pissed off 'cause I filed for divorce,

894
00:52:02,540 --> 00:52:04,480
and she didn't ever think I'd be able to afford it.

895
00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:06,020
Huh.

896
00:52:06,130 --> 00:52:08,650
Looks like money well spent.
Yeah.

897
00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:12,720
Kind of lost the magic ever since Steely Dan stopped touring.

898
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:17,140
You know...

899
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:18,760
I need to find someone like you.

900
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:23,210
Only younger.
Yeah, that started off great.

901
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:27,730
No, I mean, you know, just someone that's still fertile.

902
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:29,870
And their womb can have babies.

903
00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:31,190
You're not good at this.

904
00:52:31,290 --> 00:52:33,220
Oh, I'm really not.
Can you help me?

905
00:52:34,050 --> 00:52:36,640
Well, my mother used to say,

906
00:52:36,740 --> 00:52:38,880
"Kiss a few frogs, then when you find your prince,"

907
00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:41,850
"you'll realize that the frogs are better,
'cause they make you laugh."

908
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,680
Does laughing at you count?

909
00:52:46,790 --> 00:52:48,820
Bill, you need a new frog.

910
00:52:48,930 --> 00:52:50,410
I need a new frog.

911
00:52:50,900 --> 00:52:53,690
$50,000.

912
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,070
Welcome to the now, bitches.

913
00:52:58,180 --> 00:53:00,040
We are going to make a shitload of money,

914
00:53:00,150 --> 00:53:01,770
but it's going to take time,

915
00:53:01,870 --> 00:53:04,150
and sweat, and passion, okay?

916
00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:07,220
So, everybody fill out two stacks of slips.

917
00:53:07,330 --> 00:53:10,160
We need to get 25,000 in in the next three weeks.

918
00:53:17,890 --> 00:53:19,340
Something wrong?

919
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:20,790
There's another group.

920
00:53:21,060 --> 00:53:22,100
What?

921
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:23,690
The payout should have been bigger.

922
00:53:23,790 --> 00:53:26,350
The only thing that makes sense is another group eating into the pot,

923
00:53:26,380 --> 00:53:28,280
so I checked sales at every store.

924
00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:31,520
That's public information?
No, I hacked the state lottery.

925
00:53:32,010 --> 00:53:33,010
Nice.

926
00:53:33,940 --> 00:53:35,080
Wait.
That's my laptop.

927
00:53:35,180 --> 00:53:36,950
Yeah.
You should destroy your hard drive after this.

928
00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:39,740
Dude.
Whatever. It worked.

929
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,460
Look at the winnings in Sunderland, from only two locations.

930
00:53:42,570 --> 00:53:46,680
Two locations.
They'd have to buy tickets for a week to get those kind of numbers.

931
00:53:48,780 --> 00:53:50,330
They're there right now.

932
00:54:09,150 --> 00:54:12,940
Hey.
I finished early tonight.

933
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:14,840
What's the rush?

934
00:54:14,940 --> 00:54:17,460
Oh...

935
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,850
You didn't think I'd forget our anniversary, did you?

936
00:54:21,950 --> 00:54:27,230
Oh, you just got that out of the cooler.
Well, yeah.

937
00:54:27,340 --> 00:54:30,930
But I hid it behind the Yoohoo this morning
so that nobody would get it.

938
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:37,590
Whoo!

939
00:54:38,690 --> 00:54:39,590
Wow.

940
00:54:39,690 --> 00:54:41,730
You know it's good when it does that.

941
00:54:43,630 --> 00:54:45,730
Beautiful plastic china.

942
00:54:47,050 --> 00:54:48,430
Here you go.

943
00:54:49,980 --> 00:54:52,330
Here's to 46 more years.

944
00:54:53,910 --> 00:54:55,400
Cheers.

945
00:54:57,540 --> 00:54:58,610
Ooh.

946
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,650
I think I still owe you a prom night.

947
00:55:24,050 --> 00:55:26,640
This was easier when I was 16.

948
00:55:28,260 --> 00:55:30,850
You're even more beautiful now.

949
00:55:30,950 --> 00:55:33,750
That's the outofdate champagne talking.

950
00:55:35,510 --> 00:55:37,200
Yeah, he really shouldn't be selling that.

951
00:55:40,060 --> 00:55:41,620
Oh.
Mmm.

952
00:55:42,550 --> 00:55:44,900
No teacher to pull us apart.

953
00:55:55,530 --> 00:55:57,390
You guys are the other group?

954
00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:02,050
Oh, man.
We thought it was gonna be, like, a crime syndicate or something.

955
00:56:04,470 --> 00:56:06,160
I don't know what you're talking about.

956
00:56:06,260 --> 00:56:09,850
Sorry, we are being super rude.
I'm Tyler, this is Eric.

957
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:11,510
We run a betting club at Harvard.

958
00:56:11,610 --> 00:56:13,340
We're called Random Industries,

959
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,930
which is also the name of my skateboard brand.

960
00:56:16,030 --> 00:56:18,650
Well, I figured there'd be somebody else.

961
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:23,940
Me, too, but I mean, I didn't expect this.
Look at you guys. It's like Up.

962
00:56:26,700 --> 00:56:28,700
Would you like a glass of champagne?

963
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,770
No, I only drink Jager and Red Bull.
But thank you.

964
00:56:31,870 --> 00:56:36,190
Oh, well, at least you'll never have to worry about being our age.

965
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:42,090
Look, we're really only hurting each other by playing at the same time,

966
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,610
so here's a better offer.

967
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:48,340
You join my group, add your capital to our pot,

968
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,030
and we'll handle all the betting.

969
00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:54,520
Well, I don't know.

970
00:56:55,380 --> 00:56:57,490
We kind of like to do our own thing.

971
00:56:57,970 --> 00:56:59,070
What?

972
00:56:59,180 --> 00:57:01,350
You'll get a cut without having to do anything.

973
00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:06,500
I have an army of bettors.
You won't even have to leave your rocking chairs.

974
00:57:07,150 --> 00:57:08,460
We're good.

975
00:57:08,570 --> 00:57:11,850
This is about making money.
You like money, right?

976
00:57:11,950 --> 00:57:15,440
Well, not as much as I like other things.

977
00:57:15,540 --> 00:57:17,200
Oh, my God.

978
00:57:17,300 --> 00:57:23,650
Uh, now, look, if you two don't mind, this is our anniversary.

979
00:57:23,750 --> 00:57:28,480
And you are killing the ambience of our liquor store.

980
00:57:28,590 --> 00:57:31,310
You're welcome to take a Red Bull for the road.

981
00:57:31,420 --> 00:57:33,900
Or maybe a juice box.

982
00:57:39,940 --> 00:57:41,220
You're good at math.

983
00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:43,770
Yay!

984
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,920
I'm sure that helps out on the farm, but at Harvard,

985
00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:48,850
we learn a little something called binomial distribution.

986
00:57:49,850 --> 00:57:51,510
Look it up.

987
00:57:51,610 --> 00:57:54,070
Then you'll see why your odds are better
when you fill out your own slips.

988
00:57:54,090 --> 00:57:55,720
You're welcome.

989
00:57:55,820 --> 00:58:01,170
Binomial distribution only considers two factors.

990
00:58:01,270 --> 00:58:04,240
Not a third, which is human error, or a fourth,

991
00:58:04,350 --> 00:58:08,800
which is the time it takes for you to fill in the tickets.

992
00:58:08,900 --> 00:58:14,840
You gain a whooping 32 bucks for every $100,000 you win.

993
00:58:16,530 --> 00:58:17,740
You're welcome.

994
00:58:19,530 --> 00:58:21,230
Seriously?
Shut up!

995
00:58:25,330 --> 00:58:26,680
What?

996
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:31,410
I guess it wouldn't be a prom without dumb teenagers.

997
00:58:34,070 --> 00:58:37,000
That reminds me of where we left off.

998
00:59:06,370 --> 00:59:08,030
So I get the house?

999
00:59:08,130 --> 00:59:09,760
Yes.
You get everything.

1000
00:59:09,860 --> 00:59:14,830
Bill just wants to keep his share of GS Strategies.

1001
00:59:14,930 --> 00:59:17,010
Whatever.
I got the house.

1002
00:59:19,660 --> 00:59:22,150
Well, good luck to you, Candace.

1003
00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:25,530
You know, we had a few good years there before it all turned to shit.

1004
00:59:25,630 --> 00:59:27,670
And I hope you find your frog.

1005
00:59:28,430 --> 00:59:29,640
Uhhuh.

1006
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:34,780
Hey, what is GS whatever?

1007
00:59:34,890 --> 00:59:37,370
Oh, yeah.
That's a little company I'm a part of.

1008
00:59:37,470 --> 00:59:38,890
Uh, we win the lottery every month.

1009
00:59:48,070 --> 00:59:49,620
See you around.

1010
00:59:59,980 --> 01:00:02,220
I'd love to reopen the ice cream shop.

1011
01:00:02,330 --> 01:00:05,850
Well, now you can lease it for $1.19 a year.

1012
01:00:05,950 --> 01:00:08,610
And the Downtown fund will cover the rest.

1013
01:00:08,710 --> 01:00:10,990
$1.19?
Mmmhmm.

1014
01:00:11,090 --> 01:00:14,370
Oh, it's a euro.
It's a complicated story.

1015
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,060
Jerry can explain it to you.

1016
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:29,590
Boy, oh, boy.

1017
01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:32,390
I just bought a Corvette.
Yeah, I can see that.

1018
01:00:32,490 --> 01:00:36,460
You want to take it for a ride next week?
I'm going on a cruise to Mehico.

1019
01:00:36,570 --> 01:00:39,570
Oh, no, I don't think I can get into it.

1020
01:00:39,670 --> 01:00:42,060
All right, old man, suit yourself.

1021
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,300
There's another group.

1022
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:44,960
No.
Yep.

1023
01:00:45,060 --> 01:00:47,370
Some kids from Harvard figured it out.

1024
01:00:47,470 --> 01:00:49,170
Well, that sucks.

1025
01:00:49,270 --> 01:00:50,960
We should be okay.

1026
01:00:51,060 --> 01:00:55,340
We're still winning enough for people to rebuild and
get the jazz fest going.

1027
01:00:55,450 --> 01:00:57,730
We just have to stay in the game.

1028
01:00:57,830 --> 01:01:00,320
And we will.
Well, that's easy for you to say.

1029
01:01:00,420 --> 01:01:03,280
You're not standing at a machine for five days straight.

1030
01:01:04,150 --> 01:01:05,270
I said I would take a shift.

1031
01:01:05,350 --> 01:01:06,630
No, no.
That's okay.

1032
01:01:06,740 --> 01:01:08,560
Yeah, because you guys like it, right?

1033
01:01:08,670 --> 01:01:11,360
Yeah, we do. Yeah, you do.
Yeah, you do.

1034
01:01:12,710 --> 01:01:14,780
So glad you got the day off.

1035
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,880
Well, it doesn't feel like I did.
Oh, oh...

1036
01:01:16,990 --> 01:01:18,890
How did you guys do this for weeks?

1037
01:01:18,990 --> 01:01:20,610
Because it's an adventure.

1038
01:01:20,710 --> 01:01:22,480
Oh, no, this is not an adventure.

1039
01:01:22,580 --> 01:01:26,720
It's getting paper cuts in a motel
filled with prostitutes and drug dealers.

1040
01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:28,580
Oh.

1041
01:01:28,690 --> 01:01:30,520
Well, Dawn, you don't have to do it.

1042
01:01:30,620 --> 01:01:32,450
Oh, no, no, I want to.
I do.

1043
01:01:32,550 --> 01:01:36,350
I mean, I never get to spend time with you guys, and, you know...

1044
01:01:36,450 --> 01:01:40,800
Feeling trapped in a gross hotel, filling bins with losing tickets

1045
01:01:40,910 --> 01:01:43,950
is just a memory I will never ever forget.

1046
01:01:45,390 --> 01:01:48,120
Oops.
This one's a winner.

1047
01:01:48,230 --> 01:01:52,230
Oh, you missed it.
Okay. I'm done. I'm done.

1048
01:01:52,330 --> 01:01:54,720
Hey, when's the part where you get to turn in all the winners?

1049
01:01:54,750 --> 01:01:57,680
Because I will do that.
Well, that is fun.

1050
01:01:57,790 --> 01:02:01,000
We're gonna have to double check all the...

1051
01:02:01,100 --> 01:02:04,030
Is there a bar at this motel?

1052
01:02:12,630 --> 01:02:13,940
Mr. Grazio?

1053
01:02:15,630 --> 01:02:17,940
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.

1054
01:02:19,220 --> 01:02:21,780
I had some questions about the WinFall game.

1055
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:24,090
Well, Melanie Hawkins handles our publicity.

1056
01:02:24,190 --> 01:02:26,920
But the game has been a huge success for the state.

1057
01:02:27,020 --> 01:02:28,820
Not just for the state.

1058
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:31,720
Are you aware there's a player in Michigan
winning millions every month?

1059
01:02:31,750 --> 01:02:35,440
We raise a lot of money for schools,
but nobody does an article about that.

1060
01:02:35,550 --> 01:02:39,030
Some retiree gets lucky and they send a Spotlight reporter?

1061
01:02:39,140 --> 01:02:41,110
I didn't say he was a retiree.

1062
01:02:42,660 --> 01:02:44,110
Yeah, well, you know, it's a lottery.

1063
01:02:44,210 --> 01:02:47,150
People win.
So, wouldn't call it news.

1064
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:49,180
I have a meeting.

1065
01:02:50,390 --> 01:02:51,840
Thanks for your time.

1066
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,190
Morning, Leon.
Morning, Jerry.

1067
01:02:58,300 --> 01:03:00,750
Made you a fresh pot.
French roast. Oh.

1068
01:03:00,850 --> 01:03:03,330
Wow.
You're getting fancy.

1069
01:03:20,940 --> 01:03:22,840
Hey, Jerry.

1070
01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:26,500
They said I'd find you here.

1071
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:27,810
What do you want?

1072
01:03:27,910 --> 01:03:29,570
This won't take long.

1073
01:03:29,670 --> 01:03:31,570
We're not joining your group.

1074
01:03:31,670 --> 01:03:32,920
I don't want you to.

1075
01:03:33,020 --> 01:03:35,440
I don't really need your capital anymore.

1076
01:03:35,540 --> 01:03:36,650
I just need you out of the game.

1077
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:39,340
So, you're out.
What?

1078
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:43,790
See, you're not really as good at calculating people
as you are numbers.

1079
01:03:43,890 --> 01:03:48,380
So you haven't really run the math on what
somebody like me would do to win.

1080
01:03:55,420 --> 01:03:57,490
And what would you do?

1081
01:03:58,910 --> 01:04:01,770
Set an army of the smartest kids you've ever met against you

1082
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,500
and everyone you play with.

1083
01:04:05,330 --> 01:04:09,300
We hacked into the state lottery to find where you were betting.

1084
01:04:10,570 --> 01:04:14,470
You don't think that we can hack into your accounts?

1085
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:18,550
Your credit?
Your identity?

1086
01:04:19,820 --> 01:04:21,860
It won't be hard.
I mean...

1087
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:25,210
Most of them think a firewall is something in their chimney, so...

1088
01:04:26,690 --> 01:04:29,040
Why are you doing this?

1089
01:04:29,140 --> 01:04:32,180
It's just math.
Nothing personal.

1090
01:04:33,180 --> 01:04:35,630
Look, you had a good run.

1091
01:04:35,740 --> 01:04:38,460
You made some cash for Mayberry.

1092
01:04:38,570 --> 01:04:40,290
But it's over.

1093
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:43,540
Enjoy your golden years.

1094
01:05:00,210 --> 01:05:04,460
Hey, so how many days do you think we'll need?

1095
01:05:06,220 --> 01:05:07,360
None.

1096
01:05:08,220 --> 01:05:09,530
We're out of the game.

1097
01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:14,670
Jerry!

1098
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:24,960
Oh... Uh...

1099
01:05:26,550 --> 01:05:29,170
Okay.
Uh.

1100
01:05:30,620 --> 01:05:32,480
Oh, boy.
Well, uh...

1101
01:05:32,590 --> 01:05:39,280
I'm sad to report that, due to some new variables in the game...

1102
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:41,080
Um...

1103
01:05:41,180 --> 01:05:43,740
We're going to have to stop playing.

1104
01:05:58,750 --> 01:06:00,060
Um...

1105
01:06:01,130 --> 01:06:02,650
I am sorry.

1106
01:06:28,020 --> 01:06:33,370
So, you're really going to let some college smartass
take all this away from you?

1107
01:06:35,790 --> 01:06:39,410
The odds that he might do something outweigh the benefits...

1108
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:43,730
It's not about the math.
It's about being human.

1109
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,460
You know, Dad, I...

1110
01:06:52,290 --> 01:06:54,120
I've watched you spend so much of your life

1111
01:06:54,220 --> 01:06:57,400
just being overlooked and pushed around.

1112
01:06:59,810 --> 01:07:01,780
Nobody knew what you could do.

1113
01:07:03,190 --> 01:07:04,470
Nobody cared.

1114
01:07:06,090 --> 01:07:11,440
And then you finally took your shot,
and you brought us all with you.

1115
01:07:12,930 --> 01:07:16,520
You know what you did?
You made our little town feel big.

1116
01:07:17,930 --> 01:07:19,490
That's why they're all in there.

1117
01:07:21,350 --> 01:07:23,180
That's why I was in there.

1118
01:07:40,780 --> 01:07:42,300
He'll be okay.

1119
01:07:49,590 --> 01:07:52,310
You know why I don't like to fish?

1120
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:54,690
No.

1121
01:07:55,940 --> 01:07:59,770
The last time that I went, I took him with me.

1122
01:07:59,870 --> 01:08:03,570
He was 16, 17.

1123
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:11,570
And I started calculating how fast the bobber was moving

1124
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:14,680
so I can figure out the speed of the current.

1125
01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:21,620
And then I hear him ask me, "What do you think, Dad?"

1126
01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:28,520
And it was at that moment that I realized

1127
01:08:28,620 --> 01:08:33,010
he was talking about a girl that he liked.

1128
01:08:33,110 --> 01:08:34,420
And...
Oh.

1129
01:08:35,630 --> 01:08:37,290
I had no idea.

1130
01:08:38,260 --> 01:08:39,460
You know, it's...

1131
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:43,740
It's never been a gift.
It's been a trick.

1132
01:08:45,300 --> 01:08:47,090
Your brain tells you

1133
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:51,510
that you see what other's don't,

1134
01:08:51,610 --> 01:08:56,720
but in the end, you're just seeing less.

1135
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:02,900
Uh...

1136
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:06,490
I think I'll walk home tonight.

1137
01:09:21,540 --> 01:09:25,060
All right, guys, it's gonna be a big one.
It's all of us now, so make it count.

1138
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:26,650
Go, go, go.

1139
01:09:30,270 --> 01:09:31,790
Roll down's this weekend.

1140
01:09:33,830 --> 01:09:36,240
Mmmhmm.
I know.

1141
01:09:47,290 --> 01:09:49,290
I'm just trying to do the right thing.

1142
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:53,740
Oh, you always do.
I love that about you.

1143
01:09:53,850 --> 01:09:57,330
And that's why everyone in town trusts you to take a chance.

1144
01:09:58,580 --> 01:10:01,510
The one thing I have never seen you do

1145
01:10:01,610 --> 01:10:05,140
is give up on a problem before you find a solution.

1146
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:06,830
What do you mean?

1147
01:10:06,930 --> 01:10:11,110
Well, you've calculated Tyler's threat, and the value of the game,

1148
01:10:11,210 --> 01:10:16,180
but binomial distribution doesn't consider the third factor.

1149
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:19,910
That as long as you and I have each other,
we are not afraid to be stupid.

1150
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:25,260
You're batshit crazy.

1151
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:33,780
Oh, there's Steve.

1152
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:38,340
We're heading to Massachusetts.

1153
01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:42,480
Haha! I see you!
Go get 'em, boy!

1154
01:11:00,570 --> 01:11:05,780
Whoa! Yeah, let's do this!
Marge! Give me five.

1155
01:11:05,890 --> 01:11:09,440
Jerry!
You're a madman. Pound me.

1156
01:11:12,690 --> 01:11:14,460
I thought it was supposed to be more without the split.

1157
01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:19,420
Did you check for other claims?
Yes. There was one.

1158
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:21,800
Where?
Sunderland.

1159
01:11:21,900 --> 01:11:23,490
Shit!

1160
01:11:23,590 --> 01:11:26,390
He called your bluff, okay?
There's nothing we can do but accept it.

1161
01:11:26,490 --> 01:11:28,430
If there's a roll down, he's going to play.

1162
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:32,360
Unless we create the roll down.
What?

1163
01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:34,430
It takes weeks for a roll down, right?

1164
01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:37,120
I mean, WinFall takes in 100 grand a day,

1165
01:11:37,230 --> 01:11:39,890
and then when it hits two million, we know a roll down is coming in,

1166
01:11:39,990 --> 01:11:43,160
and everybody starts betting, and Benjamin Button gets in his truck.

1167
01:11:43,270 --> 01:11:47,370
But if we create a roll down when nobody expects it, we take it all.

1168
01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:49,270
We squeeze the other players out.

1169
01:11:49,380 --> 01:11:51,450
We use our hack to track the pot,

1170
01:11:51,550 --> 01:11:54,140
we wait for it to hit a million before a drawing,

1171
01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:57,180
and then we bet a million in one day.
I mean, we own the game.

1172
01:11:57,280 --> 01:12:00,110
And where do we get $1 million?

1173
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:06,500
As you can see by our returns, it works.

1174
01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:09,090
And with more capital, we can control the game.

1175
01:12:09,190 --> 01:12:10,740
Is your dad in on this?

1176
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,440
No.
He... Um...

1177
01:12:13,540 --> 01:12:15,890
Thinks you're going to college?

1178
01:12:15,990 --> 01:12:18,610
He thinks I'm studying to be a lawyer, like him.

1179
01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:22,440
But last time I checked, my father never made $1 million in a night.

1180
01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:27,900
We have 14 hours to pull this off.

1181
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,460
Get to your location and don't leave until you print all your tickets.

1182
01:12:30,490 --> 01:12:33,730
Some locations might push back on printing all day,
but do not let them.

1183
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:34,870
They work for us.

1184
01:12:34,970 --> 01:12:35,980
Let's ride.

1185
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:37,080
Yes! Whoo!

1186
01:12:38,010 --> 01:12:39,010
Yeah.

1187
01:12:40,670 --> 01:12:44,120
Hey.
What happens if somebody wins the jackpot

1188
01:12:44,230 --> 01:12:46,540
and we lose $1 million?

1189
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:49,680
Beyond dropping out of school because I blew my entire tuition?

1190
01:12:51,060 --> 01:12:53,140
I think one of those investors might actually kill me.

1191
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:55,170
Ooh.

1192
01:12:55,270 --> 01:12:57,690
You all right?
Yeah, I got it.

1193
01:12:57,790 --> 01:12:59,830
Oh.
Okay.

1194
01:13:01,830 --> 01:13:02,930
I got the key.

1195
01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:05,660
What the heck?

1196
01:13:06,900 --> 01:13:08,010
Oh.

1197
01:13:08,110 --> 01:13:09,490
Hey!

1198
01:13:10,490 --> 01:13:11,560
We missed it!

1199
01:13:11,670 --> 01:13:14,290
What, someone actually hit all six numbers?

1200
01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:15,640
No.
No. It rolled down.

1201
01:13:15,740 --> 01:13:18,160
No, that's impossible.
It's only the second week.

1202
01:13:18,260 --> 01:13:20,050
It never rolls down before three.

1203
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:22,440
It rolled down last night, and we missed it.

1204
01:13:25,890 --> 01:13:28,440
The Harvard group triggered it on their own.

1205
01:13:28,550 --> 01:13:30,240
How would they know how much to bet?

1206
01:13:30,340 --> 01:13:32,410
The lottery doesn't post the amount...

1207
01:13:32,510 --> 01:13:34,100
Well, they knew.

1208
01:13:35,100 --> 01:13:36,100
Jerry?

1209
01:13:38,730 --> 01:13:40,110
Where are you going, Jerry?

1210
01:13:42,350 --> 01:13:43,840
Jerry!

1211
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:19,530
It's on the freakin' news.
The lottery didn't even see it coming.

1212
01:14:19,630 --> 01:14:21,600
This is so epic.

1213
01:14:23,910 --> 01:14:25,020
Hey, Jerry.

1214
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:27,050
What, did you come ridin' in on your tractor

1215
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:28,540
to come give me a whoopin'?

1216
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:30,950
Believe me, I wanted to.

1217
01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:34,090
Part of me still does.

1218
01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:40,370
But then on the long drive here,

1219
01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:44,000
well, most of that just, poof, went away.

1220
01:14:44,100 --> 01:14:47,730
And I realized that I wasn't really angry at you.

1221
01:14:48,420 --> 01:14:50,250
I'm disappointed.

1222
01:14:50,350 --> 01:14:51,940
Aw, you're disappointed in me?

1223
01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:54,250
No, not you.
You're insignificant.

1224
01:14:54,360 --> 01:15:00,740
No, I was disappointed that I let a selfish kid like you get to me.
Huh.

1225
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:04,090
I was always good with math,

1226
01:15:04,190 --> 01:15:09,610
but it took a long time for me to figure people out.

1227
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:13,340
So, tell us, Jerry, what did you figure out?

1228
01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:16,650
That the solution isn't numbers.

1229
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:22,560
You told me that I was playing the lottery because I had nothing else.

1230
01:15:22,660 --> 01:15:30,120
But the reason you won't share the pot
is because you have nothing else.

1231
01:15:30,220 --> 01:15:34,640
You think being the smartest guy in the room is all that matters.

1232
01:15:34,740 --> 01:15:40,230
But it turns out it's this room that matters.

1233
01:15:40,330 --> 01:15:45,100
All these bright, young people helping you get rich.

1234
01:15:47,510 --> 01:15:50,620
How are you helping them?

1235
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:54,170
Guess you haven't run the math out on that, huh?

1236
01:15:56,350 --> 01:15:59,700
Anyway... my tractor's running.

1237
01:16:03,940 --> 01:16:06,050
I wish you all the best of luck.

1238
01:16:15,890 --> 01:16:18,720
What?
Just get back to counting.

1239
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:25,580
If the Harvard team can trigger a roll down, they run the game.

1240
01:16:25,690 --> 01:16:27,240
So we trigger our own roll down.

1241
01:16:27,340 --> 01:16:28,930
Yeah, we have enough cash.

1242
01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:30,140
No.
Why?

1243
01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:32,970
Because it's not fair to the regular players.

1244
01:16:33,070 --> 01:16:34,730
He's right.
It's not who we are.

1245
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:35,970
But we're so close.

1246
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:38,600
I mean, downtown is back, the jazz fest is coming.

1247
01:16:38,700 --> 01:16:41,260
If we keep winning, we could actually hire somebody to play there.

1248
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:42,530
You should get Steely Dan.

1249
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:45,220
That is an amazing idea.
We should get Steely Dan.

1250
01:16:45,330 --> 01:16:47,190
We can't win if we can't play.

1251
01:16:47,300 --> 01:16:48,740
Well, this just sucks.

1252
01:16:48,850 --> 01:16:52,130
The lottery isn't stopping us, but a bunch of college kids are?

1253
01:16:52,230 --> 01:16:55,650
Huh, that's a good point. What is?
I wasn't making a point.

1254
01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:58,890
Why isn't the lottery stopping them?

1255
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,450
It's because they don't care.

1256
01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:03,730
Oh.

1257
01:17:04,350 --> 01:17:05,730
That could be our answer.

1258
01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:16,010
Always happy to meet with our loyal players, Mr. and Mrs. Selbee.

1259
01:17:16,120 --> 01:17:19,400
Oh, please.
"Jerry and Marge" is fine.

1260
01:17:20,470 --> 01:17:21,510
What can we help you with?

1261
01:17:21,570 --> 01:17:22,740
So here's the thing.

1262
01:17:22,850 --> 01:17:26,710
The state lottery was losing money a few years ago,

1263
01:17:26,820 --> 01:17:28,960
and hardly anybody was winning the jackpot,

1264
01:17:29,060 --> 01:17:32,820
so Mega Millions ate your lunch.

1265
01:17:32,930 --> 01:17:36,140
Then along comes WinFall, and all that changes.

1266
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:38,280
You folks made millions,

1267
01:17:38,380 --> 01:17:42,490
before you realized there was a flaw in the math.

1268
01:17:43,450 --> 01:17:45,940
You probably panicked at first,

1269
01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:48,910
because you knew that once everybody saw it,

1270
01:17:49,010 --> 01:17:51,430
that the game would collapse.

1271
01:17:51,530 --> 01:17:53,530
Except they didn't see it.

1272
01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:56,950
Only me and a few kids from Harvard.

1273
01:17:57,060 --> 01:18:00,330
Which meant that we were pushing millions into the game,

1274
01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:03,480
and, boy, sent your profits through the roof.

1275
01:18:05,030 --> 01:18:10,340
So, all of a sudden, your mistake became your windfall.

1276
01:18:10,450 --> 01:18:11,720
I gave him that line.

1277
01:18:11,830 --> 01:18:14,210
Yeah, she sure did, and it's a dandy.

1278
01:18:15,590 --> 01:18:17,320
So, what exactly do you want?

1279
01:18:17,420 --> 01:18:19,350
Transparency.

1280
01:18:19,460 --> 01:18:24,840
We'd like the website to show the size of the jackpot.

1281
01:18:24,950 --> 01:18:28,470
That prevents any group from forcing a roll down.

1282
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:32,500
Makes it fair for anybody who plays.

1283
01:18:32,610 --> 01:18:37,610
And we would like two machines at the Liquor Hut in Sunderland.

1284
01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:39,200
So we can be together.

1285
01:18:40,650 --> 01:18:42,480
These are our golden years.

1286
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,420
We'll take care of it.

1287
01:18:51,350 --> 01:18:53,280
Yeah, we'll be making another play soon.

1288
01:18:54,660 --> 01:18:58,360
That's great to hear.
Yeah. Talk soon.

1289
01:18:58,460 --> 01:19:00,270
He's wants to bring in other partners from the firm.

1290
01:19:00,290 --> 01:19:01,950
Dude, we might not ever need a real job.

1291
01:19:02,050 --> 01:19:03,740
They posted the jackpot.
What?

1292
01:19:03,850 --> 01:19:07,680
The lottery changed the website.
You can track the jackpot online.

1293
01:19:07,780 --> 01:19:09,270
We can't roll it down anymore.

1294
01:19:09,370 --> 01:19:11,370
Shit.
Shit.

1295
01:19:12,340 --> 01:19:15,060
All right, let's break this guy.

1296
01:19:15,170 --> 01:19:16,890
He wants a war?
We'll give him one.

1297
01:19:25,830 --> 01:19:29,220
You want some nachos?
Uh, no.

1298
01:19:29,320 --> 01:19:30,530
Yeah, I'll try some.

1299
01:19:33,670 --> 01:19:35,290
You know, I'm good.

1300
01:19:45,990 --> 01:19:47,490
Where is everyone?
We're supposed to be betting.

1301
01:19:47,510 --> 01:19:51,790
Dude, it's over.
Nobody wants to do it anymore.

1302
01:19:51,890 --> 01:19:53,270
What? Why?
We're winning.

1303
01:19:53,380 --> 01:19:55,930
No. We're assholes.

1304
01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:58,240
And that doesn't work for anybody but you.

1305
01:20:00,070 --> 01:20:02,460
Fine.
I'll do it on my own.

1306
01:20:22,650 --> 01:20:24,060
It's gonna be insane.

1307
01:20:24,690 --> 01:20:26,070
Crazy.

1308
01:20:26,170 --> 01:20:28,380
I told you we should have...

1309
01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:30,140
Did you get the pretzels?
Yeah.

1310
01:20:34,380 --> 01:20:36,660
This just came for you.
Thank you.

1311
01:20:36,770 --> 01:20:38,420
Oh. Finally.

1312
01:20:39,630 --> 01:20:40,870
Paycheck?

1313
01:20:40,980 --> 01:20:43,430
Like I'd get excited about that.

1314
01:20:43,530 --> 01:20:46,810
No. State lottery commission.

1315
01:20:46,910 --> 01:20:48,330
They don't want to talk to me,

1316
01:20:48,430 --> 01:20:51,570
but anybody that wins above 60,000 is in the public record.

1317
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:53,370
You just have to submit a request.

1318
01:20:53,470 --> 01:20:57,650
Which I did, for every drawing in the last six months.

1319
01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:02,310
Gerald Selbee, every three weeks.

1320
01:21:05,350 --> 01:21:06,350
Mmmhmm.

1321
01:21:07,070 --> 01:21:08,450
Tyler Langford.

1322
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:11,660
Same drawings.

1323
01:21:12,730 --> 01:21:14,080
There's another one.

1324
01:21:16,460 --> 01:21:18,120
Huh.

1325
01:21:18,220 --> 01:21:22,850
Tyler Langford.
Tyler Langford.

1326
01:21:22,950 --> 01:21:25,950
Okay, Tyler Langford, I see you.

1327
01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:31,820
Best euro I've ever spent.

1328
01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:33,440
Thanks, Raj.
Thank you.

1329
01:21:33,550 --> 01:21:34,550
Okay, girl.

1330
01:21:39,480 --> 01:21:40,930
Darn! Whoa!

1331
01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:42,620
Try one more time, sweetheart.

1332
01:21:42,730 --> 01:21:44,210
Like a kangaroo.

1333
01:21:44,320 --> 01:21:46,630
Hey, would you hand me a 10 mil?
Yeah.

1334
01:21:48,490 --> 01:21:50,010
Ten mil.

1335
01:21:50,740 --> 01:21:52,050
Here you go.
Thank you.

1336
01:21:52,150 --> 01:21:53,910
You won't even buy yourself a new truck?

1337
01:21:54,020 --> 01:21:55,640
Nah.
This one works.

1338
01:21:55,740 --> 01:21:57,020
Does it?

1339
01:21:57,120 --> 01:22:00,120
Not all the time.
But I think that's why I like it.

1340
01:22:00,230 --> 01:22:01,230
Hmm.

1341
01:22:01,990 --> 01:22:03,270
You know what?

1342
01:22:04,440 --> 01:22:05,750
I did buy this.

1343
01:22:11,720 --> 01:22:17,110
I counted nickels with you because it was something I understood.

1344
01:22:19,210 --> 01:22:22,940
I didn't know a better way to spend time with you.

1345
01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:25,050
I just knew that I wanted to.

1346
01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:31,640
You know how it works?

1347
01:22:31,740 --> 01:22:36,200
Well, I assume you create spin, which gives it a third axis,

1348
01:22:36,300 --> 01:22:39,610
so that the wind can offset the gravity.

1349
01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:43,310
Yeah, that's it.
Just like that.

1350
01:22:45,860 --> 01:22:47,520
Wanna test that theory?

1351
01:22:47,620 --> 01:22:48,660
All right.

1352
01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:50,310
Fingers on the laces.
Yeah.

1353
01:22:53,210 --> 01:22:54,630
Oh, well.
Not bad.

1354
01:22:54,730 --> 01:22:57,600
I'll work it out.
I know you will.

1355
01:22:58,980 --> 01:23:01,290
Oh, that's it. Mr. Selbee?

1356
01:23:02,150 --> 01:23:04,360
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.

1357
01:23:05,810 --> 01:23:09,570
I'd like to ask you some questions about GS Investment Strategies.

1358
01:23:11,750 --> 01:23:18,170
So, you and your wife count tickets in a hotel room for 11 days?

1359
01:23:18,270 --> 01:23:19,310
Yup.

1360
01:23:21,170 --> 01:23:23,800
That's so much work.

1361
01:23:25,660 --> 01:23:27,040
Mmm.

1362
01:23:27,140 --> 01:23:29,560
It doesn't seem like work.

1363
01:23:29,660 --> 01:23:31,660
I've worked all my life.

1364
01:23:32,530 --> 01:23:34,250
This is different.

1365
01:23:35,700 --> 01:23:37,670
This is very different.

1366
01:23:51,890 --> 01:23:53,720
You send it in yet?

1367
01:23:53,830 --> 01:23:55,830
They helped their entire town.

1368
01:23:56,900 --> 01:23:58,350
The flaw isn't the story.

1369
01:23:58,450 --> 01:24:00,590
Well, this can't be a puff piece.

1370
01:24:01,140 --> 01:24:02,450
I need a headline.

1371
01:24:13,090 --> 01:24:15,540
Ah.

1372
01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:20,850
Well, we do well on this one, we won't need the game anymore.

1373
01:24:20,950 --> 01:24:22,160
You know, I was thinking,

1374
01:24:22,270 --> 01:24:24,550
if we're going to have a fund for the town,

1375
01:24:24,650 --> 01:24:26,960
managing it, it's gonna be a fulltime job.

1376
01:24:27,070 --> 01:24:28,930
Well...

1377
01:24:29,030 --> 01:24:33,730
Hey, you think we can get one of those offices downtown, like Steve's?

1378
01:24:33,830 --> 01:24:35,380
What?

1379
01:24:35,490 --> 01:24:37,390
I already got us one right next to his.

1380
01:24:37,490 --> 01:24:39,040
You did?
Yes!

1381
01:24:39,150 --> 01:24:42,360
In fact, his Corvette is actually in one of our parking spots.

1382
01:24:42,460 --> 01:24:44,460
Well, we'll have to take care of that.

1383
01:24:44,570 --> 01:24:47,050
What?
They're moving out the WinFall machine.

1384
01:24:47,150 --> 01:24:48,570
Hey, hey!
Hey. Hey!

1385
01:24:51,090 --> 01:24:54,990
Hey.
Bill! Bill, what happened?

1386
01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:57,060
The lottery suspended our license.

1387
01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:59,300
Why?
You didn't see the article?

1388
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:04,720
Oh.

1389
01:25:13,150 --> 01:25:15,390
Hey, buddy.
How's school? Uh, Dad.

1390
01:25:15,490 --> 01:25:17,490
What are you doing here? You're famous.

1391
01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:21,460
Great move, genius.

1392
01:25:21,570 --> 01:25:23,880
Let's go. Pack up your stuff.
You're coming home.

1393
01:25:25,050 --> 01:25:26,370
Now.

1394
01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:32,060
The high volume betting groups discovered a flaw in the game

1395
01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:35,510
and took advantage of it, to the tune of millions of dollars.

1396
01:25:35,620 --> 01:25:38,240
Lottery officials expressed their surprise at the discovery

1397
01:25:38,340 --> 01:25:41,930
and announced they will phase out the game after tonight's drawing.

1398
01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:43,730
Moving on to our next...

1399
01:25:43,830 --> 01:25:47,840
The last roll down was today.
You could've gotten your final win.

1400
01:25:50,420 --> 01:25:54,260
Yes.
But even if we found a place to bet,

1401
01:25:54,360 --> 01:25:56,530
it wouldn't have felt the same.

1402
01:26:00,300 --> 01:26:02,890
It was more than just a game to him.

1403
01:26:07,610 --> 01:26:10,930
He finally got to use his gift to connect to people.

1404
01:26:21,730 --> 01:26:22,730
Jerry!

1405
01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:24,940
What?

1406
01:26:25,050 --> 01:26:26,370
The shareholders are having a meeting tonight

1407
01:26:26,390 --> 01:26:28,880
and were wondering if you could stop by.

1408
01:26:28,980 --> 01:26:30,190
Are they upset?

1409
01:26:30,290 --> 01:26:32,330
If I told you that, you wouldn't come.

1410
01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:37,950
I tried to answer all their questions in the newsletter.

1411
01:26:38,060 --> 01:26:40,090
I don't think they know how to open the newsletter.

1412
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:42,370
Well, they don't have to worry about anything.

1413
01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:44,310
We didn't break any laws.

1414
01:26:47,590 --> 01:26:51,420
Holy... It's jazz fest?
What?

1415
01:26:51,520 --> 01:26:54,010
Jerry! Marge! Huh.

1416
01:26:54,940 --> 01:26:56,770
Yeah!

1417
01:27:00,360 --> 01:27:01,980
Come on!

1418
01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:03,570
Let's do this!

1419
01:27:08,120 --> 01:27:11,090
Yeah! Okay, right?

1420
01:27:11,190 --> 01:27:13,510
Jer and Marge!

1421
01:27:13,610 --> 01:27:17,410
How did you...
We missed the final play.

1422
01:27:17,510 --> 01:27:18,860
Oh, no, we did not.

1423
01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:21,450
Yeah, everybody took a store, Dad.
All across the state.

1424
01:27:21,550 --> 01:27:23,280
We had a bus and everything.

1425
01:27:23,380 --> 01:27:25,070
What?
Oh.

1426
01:27:25,170 --> 01:27:26,490
You didn't have to do that.

1427
01:27:26,590 --> 01:27:28,630
You did it for us.
Why wouldn't we do it for you?

1428
01:27:28,730 --> 01:27:31,910
And don't worry, we left you two the counting part.

1429
01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:38,600
Hey, Raj!

1430
01:27:38,710 --> 01:27:40,850
I would help, but, uh, I can't count.

1431
01:27:40,950 --> 01:27:44,680
Yes, you can. I can count.
I just don't like to count.

1432
01:27:44,780 --> 01:27:47,780
This town isn't just a newspaper article, Jerry.
It's all of us.

1433
01:27:47,890 --> 01:27:50,160
And you brought this town back from the dead

1434
01:27:50,270 --> 01:27:53,750
when nobody else could, because you don't think we're just numbers.

1435
01:27:56,100 --> 01:27:57,520
No.
No.

1436
01:27:58,140 --> 01:27:59,480
You're family.

1437
01:28:00,690 --> 01:28:01,800
Ladies and gentlemen,

1438
01:28:01,900 --> 01:28:07,320
please put your hands together for Tori Kelly!

1439
01:28:17,710 --> 01:28:18,880
Shall we?

1440
01:28:18,990 --> 01:28:20,330
It is jazz fest.

1441
01:28:56,230 --> 01:28:58,540
Hey, Steve.
Hey, Rhoda.

1442
01:28:58,650 --> 01:29:01,410
Hey, you know, I've been working on that Eat, Pray, Lovetrip for you.

1443
01:29:01,510 --> 01:29:02,580
I got some great rates.

1444
01:29:02,690 --> 01:29:05,240
Ooh. That's exciting. Thank you.
Yeah.

1445
01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:07,140
Yeah, sure.

1446
01:29:07,240 --> 01:29:10,520
Um, do you want to dance?

1447
01:29:10,620 --> 01:29:14,110
Um, yeah.
I mean, do you?

1448
01:29:14,210 --> 01:29:16,420
Yes.
That's why I asked.

1449
01:29:16,530 --> 01:29:20,630
Right. That does make sense.
Yeah.

1450
01:29:21,390 --> 01:29:22,500
Okay.

1451
01:29:32,780 --> 01:29:35,790
How badly do you want to go and just count all those tickets?

1452
01:29:35,890 --> 01:29:37,240
Mmm.

1453
01:29:37,340 --> 01:29:40,760
It's taking everything in me not to do it right now.

1454
01:29:40,860 --> 01:29:43,690
I'm going to miss it.
Yeah, yeah.

1455
01:29:44,970 --> 01:29:46,070
Me, too.

1456
01:29:48,210 --> 01:29:52,050
I kinda wish we'd won the jackpot.
Just once.

1457
01:29:53,460 --> 01:29:56,640
I won the jackpot before we ever started.

1458
01:30:06,890 --> 01:30:09,410
Jerry and Marge dissolved our betting group

1459
01:30:09,510 --> 01:30:12,580
when the WinFall game was phased out.

1460
01:30:12,690 --> 01:30:16,660
They used most of their lottery winnings
to start a construction loan business

1461
01:30:16,760 --> 01:30:18,900
for the town of Evart.

1462
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:20,600
Like many of their friends and neighbors,

1463
01:30:20,690 --> 01:30:24,180
they also put their children and grandchildren through school.

1464
01:30:25,350 --> 01:30:29,670
I myself invested in a very luxurious man cave.

1465
01:30:29,770 --> 01:30:31,260
Whoo! Ah!

1466
01:30:31,360 --> 01:30:34,670
Jerry did finally give in and buy himself a new truck,

1467
01:30:34,780 --> 01:30:36,990
which was actually slightly used,

1468
01:30:37,090 --> 01:30:39,990
because he calculated that was a smarter purchase.

1469
01:30:40,090 --> 01:30:41,470
And he would know.

1470
01:30:41,580 --> 01:30:48,200
His lottery calculation won a grand total of $27 million.

1471
01:30:48,310 --> 01:30:50,450
Okay, let's go count.

1472
01:30:59,150 --> 01:31:00,700
He made how much?