1 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:21,727 Do you find me sadistic? 2 00:00:23,979 --> 00:00:25,439 You know, Kiddo, 3 00:00:26,398 --> 00:00:27,899 I'd like to believe 4 00:00:29,067 --> 00:00:31,528 that you're aware enough, even now, 5 00:00:32,529 --> 00:00:35,949 to know that there's nothing sadistic 6 00:00:36,783 --> 00:00:38,243 in my actions. 7 00:00:40,036 --> 00:00:42,164 At this moment... 8 00:00:43,498 --> 00:00:44,916 this is me 9 00:00:46,126 --> 00:00:48,837 at my most masochistic. 10 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:52,215 Bill, it's your ba... 11 00:00:57,846 --> 00:00:59,556 Looked dead, didn't I? 12 00:01:00,098 --> 00:01:01,516 Well, I wasn't. 13 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:04,519 But it wasn't from lack of trying, I can tell you that. 14 00:01:05,187 --> 00:01:08,440 Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma, 15 00:01:08,523 --> 00:01:11,485 a coma I was to lie in for four years. 16 00:01:12,527 --> 00:01:16,948 When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to 17 00:01:17,032 --> 00:01:19,868 as "a roaring rampage of revenge." 18 00:01:20,577 --> 00:01:23,663 I roared and I rampaged, 19 00:01:23,747 --> 00:01:26,166 and I got bloody satisfaction. 20 00:01:27,375 --> 00:01:30,754 I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, 21 00:01:31,338 --> 00:01:33,048 but I have only one more. 22 00:01:34,674 --> 00:01:36,134 The last one. 23 00:01:36,676 --> 00:01:38,929 The one I'm driving to right now. 24 00:01:40,305 --> 00:01:42,349 The only one left. 25 00:01:43,183 --> 00:01:46,061 And when I arrive at my destination, 26 00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:49,815 I am gonna kill Bill. 27 00:02:15,715 --> 00:02:18,927 Now, the incident that happened at the Two Pines Wedding Chapel 28 00:02:19,010 --> 00:02:22,222 that put this whole gory story into motion 29 00:02:22,305 --> 00:02:24,474 has since become legend. 30 00:02:25,016 --> 00:02:27,644 "Massacre at Two Pines." 31 00:02:27,727 --> 00:02:29,688 That's what the newspapers called it. 32 00:02:29,771 --> 00:02:31,565 The local TV news called it 33 00:02:31,648 --> 00:02:35,193 "The El Paso, Texas, Wedding Chapel Massacre." 34 00:02:35,819 --> 00:02:38,405 How it happened, who was there, 35 00:02:38,488 --> 00:02:41,491 how many got killed and who killed them 36 00:02:41,575 --> 00:02:44,536 changes depending on who's telling the story. 37 00:02:45,245 --> 00:02:46,788 In actual fact, 38 00:02:46,872 --> 00:02:49,583 the massacre didn't happen during a wedding at all. 39 00:02:50,542 --> 00:02:52,544 It was a wedding rehearsal. 40 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:57,549 Now, when we come to the part where I say, "You may kiss the bride," 41 00:02:58,300 --> 00:02:59,413 you may kiss the bride. 42 00:03:00,010 --> 00:03:02,387 But don't stick your tongue in her mouth. 43 00:03:04,514 --> 00:03:06,808 This might be funny to your friends, 44 00:03:06,892 --> 00:03:09,936 but it would be embarrassing to your parents. 45 00:03:11,688 --> 00:03:13,523 We'll try to restrain ourselves, Reverend. 46 00:03:15,984 --> 00:03:17,444 Y'all got a song? 47 00:03:21,489 --> 00:03:24,284 How 'bout "Love Me Tender"? I can play that. 48 00:03:24,910 --> 00:03:26,286 - Sure. - Yeah. 49 00:03:26,828 --> 00:03:28,663 "Love Me Tender"' would be great. 50 00:03:29,372 --> 00:03:31,124 Rufus, he's the man. 51 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:35,545 Rufus, who was that that you used to play for? 52 00:03:35,629 --> 00:03:36,880 Rufus Thomas. 53 00:03:37,547 --> 00:03:40,592 Rufus Thomas? Rufus Thomas. 54 00:03:40,675 --> 00:03:43,511 I was a Drell. I was a Drifter. 55 00:03:43,595 --> 00:03:44,971 I was a Coaster. 56 00:03:45,055 --> 00:03:46,765 I was part of the Gang. 57 00:03:46,848 --> 00:03:48,558 I was a Bar-Kay. 58 00:03:48,642 --> 00:03:51,811 If they come through Texas, I done played with 'em. 59 00:03:53,021 --> 00:03:56,191 Rufus, he's the man. 60 00:03:59,402 --> 00:04:00,862 Have I forgotten anything? 61 00:04:00,946 --> 00:04:05,325 Um... oh, yes. You forgot the seating arrangements. 62 00:04:05,408 --> 00:04:07,410 - Thank you, Mother. - Yes. 63 00:04:08,161 --> 00:04:10,330 Now, the way we normally do this, 64 00:04:10,413 --> 00:04:14,542 we have the bride's side and then we have the groom's side. 65 00:04:14,626 --> 00:04:17,796 But since the bride ain't got nobody comin', 66 00:04:17,879 --> 00:04:21,758 and the groom's got far too many people comin'... 67 00:04:21,883 --> 00:04:24,427 Well, yeah, they're comin' all the way from Oklahoma. 68 00:04:26,596 --> 00:04:30,266 Right. Well, I don't see no problem with... 69 00:04:31,142 --> 00:04:34,437 the groom's side sharing the bride's side. 70 00:04:34,562 --> 00:04:37,357 - Do you, Mother? - I don't have a problem with that. 71 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:38,440 But... 72 00:04:39,401 --> 00:04:43,154 Honey, you know, it would be good if you had somebody come. 73 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:45,740 You know, as a sign of good faith? 74 00:04:47,784 --> 00:04:49,494 Well, I don't have anybody, 75 00:04:50,036 --> 00:04:53,164 except for Tommy and my friends. 76 00:04:54,082 --> 00:04:55,542 You have no family? 77 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,586 Well, I'm workin' on changing that. 78 00:04:58,670 --> 00:05:02,215 Mrs. Harmony, we're all the family this little angel's ever gonna need. 79 00:05:04,634 --> 00:05:06,052 I'm not feeling very well, 80 00:05:06,136 --> 00:05:08,555 and this bitch is starting to piss me off. 81 00:05:08,638 --> 00:05:10,140 So, while y'all blather on, 82 00:05:10,223 --> 00:05:13,018 - I'm gonna go outside and get some air. - Okay. 83 00:05:13,101 --> 00:05:14,769 Reverend, sorry... 84 00:05:15,270 --> 00:05:16,771 She's gonna go out and get some air. 85 00:05:16,855 --> 00:05:19,024 Yeah, given her delicate condition. 86 00:05:19,107 --> 00:05:21,651 She just needs a few minutes to get it together. She'll be okay. 87 00:05:21,818 --> 00:05:23,194 Right. 88 00:06:41,397 --> 00:06:42,565 Hello, Kiddo. 89 00:06:47,946 --> 00:06:49,489 How did you find me? 90 00:06:50,865 --> 00:06:52,408 I'm the man. 91 00:06:56,329 --> 00:06:57,747 What are you doin' here? 92 00:06:59,874 --> 00:07:01,292 What am I doin'? 93 00:07:03,211 --> 00:07:04,379 Well, 94 00:07:05,421 --> 00:07:08,174 a moment ago I was playing my flute. 95 00:07:14,889 --> 00:07:16,224 At this moment 96 00:07:17,892 --> 00:07:22,105 I'm lookin' at the most beautiful bride these old eyes have ever seen. 97 00:07:24,357 --> 00:07:25,775 Why are you here? 98 00:07:26,484 --> 00:07:27,735 A last look. 99 00:07:30,530 --> 00:07:31,823 Are you gonna be nice? 100 00:07:31,990 --> 00:07:34,200 I've never been nice my whole life. 101 00:07:36,244 --> 00:07:39,455 But I'll do my best to be sweet. 102 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:43,418 I always told you, 103 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:47,088 your sweet side is your best side. 104 00:07:47,797 --> 00:07:51,801 I guess that's why you're the only one who's ever seen it. 105 00:07:54,679 --> 00:07:57,223 I see you got a bun in the oven. 106 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:01,519 I'm knocked up. 107 00:08:02,604 --> 00:08:04,063 Jeez, Louise. 108 00:08:04,731 --> 00:08:09,652 That young man of yours sure doesn't believe in wasting time, does he? 109 00:08:10,445 --> 00:08:12,405 Have you seen Tommy? 110 00:08:14,949 --> 00:08:18,161 - Big guy in the tux? - Yes. 111 00:08:18,369 --> 00:08:19,621 Then I saw him. 112 00:08:21,623 --> 00:08:23,249 I like his hair. 113 00:08:25,126 --> 00:08:27,253 You promised you'd be nice. 114 00:08:29,297 --> 00:08:32,842 No, I said I'd do my best. That's hardly a promise. 115 00:08:34,052 --> 00:08:35,511 But you're right. 116 00:08:36,429 --> 00:08:39,307 What does your young man do for a living? 117 00:08:41,351 --> 00:08:44,312 He owns a used-record store here in El Paso. 118 00:08:44,395 --> 00:08:46,898 Ah. Music lover, eh? 119 00:08:46,981 --> 00:08:48,691 He's fond of music. 120 00:08:50,193 --> 00:08:51,569 Aren't we all? 121 00:08:56,074 --> 00:08:59,869 And what are you doing for a J-O-B these days? 122 00:09:01,579 --> 00:09:03,331 I work in the record store. 123 00:09:04,624 --> 00:09:06,167 Ah, so. 124 00:09:08,127 --> 00:09:10,880 It all suddenly seems so clear. 125 00:09:13,633 --> 00:09:15,051 Do you like it? 126 00:09:15,718 --> 00:09:18,096 Yeah. I like it a lot, smart-ass. 127 00:09:19,180 --> 00:09:23,268 I get to listen to music all day, talk about music all day. 128 00:09:23,351 --> 00:09:24,560 It's really cool. 129 00:09:26,688 --> 00:09:30,149 It's gonna be a great environment for my little girl to grow up in. 130 00:09:33,194 --> 00:09:36,072 As opposed to jetting around the world, 131 00:09:36,155 --> 00:09:40,243 killing human beings and being paid vast sums of money? 132 00:09:42,870 --> 00:09:44,122 Precisely. 133 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:45,832 Well, my old friend, 134 00:09:47,292 --> 00:09:48,626 to each his own. 135 00:09:49,794 --> 00:09:54,299 However, all cockblockery aside, 136 00:09:54,382 --> 00:09:56,634 I am looking forward to meeting your young man. 137 00:09:57,927 --> 00:10:02,932 I happen to be, more or less, particular whom my gal marries. 138 00:10:05,893 --> 00:10:07,562 You want to come to the wedding? 139 00:10:07,645 --> 00:10:09,981 Only if I can sit on the bride's side. 140 00:10:11,107 --> 00:10:13,609 You'll find it a bit lonely on my side. 141 00:10:14,110 --> 00:10:17,113 Your side always was a bit lonely. 142 00:10:17,947 --> 00:10:19,949 But I wouldn't sit anywhere else. 143 00:10:22,577 --> 00:10:23,828 You know, 144 00:10:24,746 --> 00:10:27,206 I had the loveliest dream about you... 145 00:10:27,332 --> 00:10:29,667 Oh, here's Tommy! Call me Arlene. 146 00:10:30,543 --> 00:10:32,086 You must be Tommy! 147 00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:34,589 Arlene's told me so much about you. 148 00:10:34,672 --> 00:10:37,508 - Honey, you okay? - Oh, I'm fine. 149 00:10:37,592 --> 00:10:39,802 Tommy, I'd like you to meet my father. 150 00:10:39,886 --> 00:10:42,680 Oh, my God! 151 00:10:43,431 --> 00:10:45,266 Oh, my God, this is great! 152 00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:48,102 I'm so glad to meet you, sir... Oh, Dad. 153 00:10:48,728 --> 00:10:50,480 The name's Bill. 154 00:10:50,563 --> 00:10:52,774 Well, it's great to meet you... Bill. 155 00:10:52,857 --> 00:10:54,359 Arlene told me you couldn't make it. 156 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,695 - Surprise. - That's my pop for ya. 157 00:10:57,779 --> 00:10:59,530 Always full of surprises. 158 00:10:59,614 --> 00:11:02,950 Well, in the surprise department... 159 00:11:03,034 --> 00:11:05,286 the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 160 00:11:06,579 --> 00:11:08,748 - When did you get in? - Just now. 161 00:11:08,831 --> 00:11:11,918 - Did you come straight from Australia? - Of course. 162 00:11:12,001 --> 00:11:15,129 Daddy, I told Tommy that you were in Perth mining for silver, 163 00:11:15,838 --> 00:11:17,882 and no one could reach you. 164 00:11:17,965 --> 00:11:20,968 Lucky for us all, that's not the case. 165 00:11:21,636 --> 00:11:25,181 So, what's this all about? 166 00:11:25,264 --> 00:11:27,392 I've heard of wedding rehearsals, 167 00:11:27,475 --> 00:11:31,562 but I don't believe I've ever heard of a wedding dress rehearsal before. 168 00:11:32,105 --> 00:11:36,192 We thought, "Why pay so much money for a dress you're only gonna wear once?" 169 00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:39,404 Especially when Arlene looks so goddamn beautiful in it. 170 00:11:39,487 --> 00:11:43,366 So I think we're gonna try to get all the mileage we can out of it. 171 00:11:44,617 --> 00:11:46,994 Isn't it supposed to be bad luck for the groom 172 00:11:47,078 --> 00:11:50,873 to see the bride in her wedding dress before the ceremony? 173 00:11:51,582 --> 00:11:52,834 Well... 174 00:11:52,917 --> 00:11:55,253 I guess I just believe in living dangerously. 175 00:11:57,171 --> 00:11:59,257 I know just what you mean. 176 00:11:59,340 --> 00:12:02,593 Son? Some of us have places to be. 177 00:12:02,677 --> 00:12:04,262 Sure do. 178 00:12:04,345 --> 00:12:06,764 Look, we gotta go through this one more time, 179 00:12:06,848 --> 00:12:08,808 so why don't you have a...? 180 00:12:08,891 --> 00:12:10,101 Oh, my God. 181 00:12:10,852 --> 00:12:12,854 What am I thinking? You should give her away! 182 00:12:12,937 --> 00:12:15,690 Tommy, that's not exactly Daddy's cup of tea. 183 00:12:16,691 --> 00:12:19,152 I think Father would be much more comfortable 184 00:12:19,235 --> 00:12:21,571 - sitting with the rest of the guests. - Oh. 185 00:12:21,654 --> 00:12:22,822 Really? 186 00:12:22,905 --> 00:12:24,240 That's asking a lot. 187 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:28,578 Oh, okay. Well, forget it. 188 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,497 But how about we go out to dinner tonight to celebrate? 189 00:12:31,581 --> 00:12:34,292 Only on the condition that I pay for everything. 190 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:36,961 Deal. We got to do this now. 191 00:12:37,044 --> 00:12:39,922 - Can I watch? - Absolutely. Have a seat. 192 00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:43,968 - Which is the bride's side? - Right over here. 193 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,599 Mother, here we go! 194 00:12:51,434 --> 00:12:54,103 Now, son, about them vows... 195 00:13:00,902 --> 00:13:04,030 Bill, I just want... 196 00:13:04,113 --> 00:13:06,574 You don't owe me a damn thing. 197 00:13:07,909 --> 00:13:09,744 If he's the man you want, 198 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:13,247 then go stand by him. 199 00:13:37,104 --> 00:13:38,439 Do I look pretty? 200 00:13:39,315 --> 00:13:40,816 Oh, yes. 201 00:13:51,827 --> 00:13:53,329 Thank you. 202 00:14:28,656 --> 00:14:30,241 What the hell? 203 00:14:31,617 --> 00:14:33,744 No! Bill! 204 00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:16,787 You tellin' me she cut her way through 88 bodyguards 205 00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:18,914 before she got to O-Ren? 206 00:15:18,998 --> 00:15:21,167 Nah, there wasn't really 88 of 'em. 207 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,878 They just call themselves "The Crazy 88." 208 00:15:24,045 --> 00:15:26,130 - How come? - I don't know. 209 00:15:26,213 --> 00:15:29,342 I guess they thought it sounded cool. 210 00:15:29,425 --> 00:15:33,054 Anyhow, they all fell under her Hanzo sword. 211 00:15:33,554 --> 00:15:35,056 She got a Hanzo sword? 212 00:15:35,556 --> 00:15:37,141 He made one for her. 213 00:15:37,224 --> 00:15:40,478 Didn't he swear a blood oath to never make another sword? 214 00:15:41,103 --> 00:15:44,273 It would appear he has broken it. 215 00:15:46,692 --> 00:15:49,779 Them Japs, sure know how to hold a grudge, don't they? 216 00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:57,078 Or maybe you just tend to bring that out in people. 217 00:15:57,870 --> 00:16:01,957 I know this is a ridiculous question before I ask it, 218 00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:07,088 but you haven't, by any chance, kept up with your swordplay? 219 00:16:09,882 --> 00:16:10,883 I... 220 00:16:13,427 --> 00:16:14,887 I pawned that years ago. 221 00:16:15,888 --> 00:16:18,849 You hocked a Hattori Hanzo sword? 222 00:16:19,725 --> 00:16:20,851 Yep. 223 00:16:21,477 --> 00:16:23,062 It was priceless. 224 00:16:27,692 --> 00:16:30,319 Well, not in El Paso, it ain't. 225 00:16:32,154 --> 00:16:35,116 In El Paso, I got me $250 for it. 226 00:16:36,867 --> 00:16:39,453 I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill. 227 00:16:42,790 --> 00:16:44,166 If she wants to fight with me, 228 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:47,044 all she's gotta do is come down to the club and start some shit, 229 00:16:47,128 --> 00:16:48,587 and we'll be in a fight. 230 00:16:50,339 --> 00:16:54,176 I know we haven't spoken in some time, 231 00:16:55,344 --> 00:16:58,055 and the last time we spoke wasn't the most pleasant, 232 00:16:59,098 --> 00:17:02,309 but you've got to get over being mad at me 233 00:17:03,602 --> 00:17:05,771 and start becoming afraid of... 234 00:17:05,855 --> 00:17:08,983 because she is coming, and she's coming to kill you. 235 00:17:10,901 --> 00:17:14,905 And, unless you accept my assistance, I have no doubt she will succeed. 236 00:17:24,206 --> 00:17:25,791 I don't dodge guilt 237 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:28,627 and I don't Jew out of paying my comeuppance. 238 00:17:31,005 --> 00:17:34,341 Can't we just... forget the past? 239 00:17:37,428 --> 00:17:38,763 That woman 240 00:17:39,346 --> 00:17:41,182 deserves her revenge. 241 00:17:46,645 --> 00:17:50,441 And we deserve to die. 242 00:17:55,821 --> 00:17:57,239 But, then again, 243 00:17:58,574 --> 00:17:59,867 so does she. 244 00:18:03,954 --> 00:18:05,539 So, I guess 245 00:18:06,791 --> 00:18:08,501 we'll just see. 246 00:18:10,169 --> 00:18:11,378 Won't we? 247 00:18:48,666 --> 00:18:50,000 Late again. 248 00:18:50,584 --> 00:18:52,294 Budd, can't you tell time? 249 00:18:53,796 --> 00:18:55,631 There ain't nobody in here, man. 250 00:18:55,798 --> 00:18:58,008 - Is that Budd? - Yeah. 251 00:18:58,092 --> 00:19:01,095 Tell him to get his fucking ass back here! 252 00:19:01,178 --> 00:19:02,304 Okay. 253 00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:06,225 Budd, Larry'd like a word with ya. 254 00:19:11,272 --> 00:19:13,983 Take a hit. Be somebody, baby. 255 00:19:23,534 --> 00:19:25,035 You looking for me? 256 00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:35,170 I don't know what car wash you worked before you came here 257 00:19:35,254 --> 00:19:37,339 that let you stroll in 20 minutes late, 258 00:19:37,423 --> 00:19:40,175 but it wasn't owned by me and I own a fuckin' car wash. 259 00:19:40,259 --> 00:19:41,260 Do you want me to leave? 260 00:19:41,343 --> 00:19:44,471 No, I don't want you to leave. I want you to sit and wait. 261 00:19:44,555 --> 00:19:45,848 Larry, 262 00:19:46,765 --> 00:19:49,143 there ain't nobody out there, so... 263 00:19:49,977 --> 00:19:53,814 "There's nobody out there, Larry." 264 00:19:55,399 --> 00:19:59,111 What's your point? That you're not needed here? 265 00:19:59,904 --> 00:20:04,074 My point is I'm the bouncer, 266 00:20:04,158 --> 00:20:07,077 and there ain't nobody out there to bounce. 267 00:20:07,161 --> 00:20:09,330 You saying that the reason... 268 00:20:10,414 --> 00:20:15,502 that you're not doing the job that I'm paying you to do 269 00:20:15,586 --> 00:20:18,756 is that you don't have a job to do? 270 00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:22,760 - No... - Is that what you're saying? 271 00:20:23,469 --> 00:20:25,596 What are you trying to convince me of, exactly? 272 00:20:25,679 --> 00:20:28,307 That you're as useless as an asshole right here? 273 00:20:29,475 --> 00:20:31,352 Well, guess what, buddy. 274 00:20:31,936 --> 00:20:35,981 I think you just fucking convinced me. 275 00:20:37,775 --> 00:20:39,276 Let's go to the calendar. 276 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,903 It's calendar time. 277 00:20:41,695 --> 00:20:43,530 Calendar time for Buddy. 278 00:20:44,281 --> 00:20:47,451 - Okay. You working tomorrow? - Yeah. 279 00:20:48,369 --> 00:20:49,870 No, you're no... 280 00:20:49,954 --> 00:20:52,456 You don't even know what fucking day you work. 281 00:20:52,539 --> 00:20:54,750 You're not working tomorrow, you're working Wednesday. 282 00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:57,169 Here you are. There you go. 283 00:20:57,252 --> 00:20:59,380 - Workin' Thursday? - Yeah. 284 00:20:59,505 --> 00:21:02,132 I don't think so. Friday? 285 00:21:03,759 --> 00:21:05,344 I don't... There's your name. 286 00:21:06,053 --> 00:21:08,931 - If you say so. - There used to be your name. Okay? 287 00:21:09,014 --> 00:21:10,140 Saturday. 288 00:21:10,224 --> 00:21:12,142 - There used to be your name. - Oh. 289 00:21:12,226 --> 00:21:15,646 Monday... Here, how about that? 290 00:21:15,729 --> 00:21:20,317 Fuckin' with your cash is the only thing you kids seem to understand. Okay? 291 00:21:21,819 --> 00:21:24,113 Now, I want you to go home 'till I call you. 292 00:21:24,196 --> 00:21:26,031 'Till I call you. 293 00:21:26,907 --> 00:21:30,285 Before you leave, talk to Rocket. She's got a job for you to do. 294 00:21:32,121 --> 00:21:33,372 And... 295 00:21:35,082 --> 00:21:36,375 the hat. 296 00:21:37,835 --> 00:21:39,420 That fuckin' hat. 297 00:21:40,879 --> 00:21:43,590 That fucking hat. 298 00:21:43,757 --> 00:21:46,010 How many times have I told you 299 00:21:46,719 --> 00:21:49,096 don't wear that fucking hat here? 300 00:21:49,596 --> 00:21:50,639 How many? 301 00:21:55,352 --> 00:21:56,687 Customers wear hats. 302 00:21:56,812 --> 00:21:59,440 Well, I'm not the boss of the customers. 303 00:21:59,523 --> 00:22:01,150 I'm the boss of you. 304 00:22:01,817 --> 00:22:05,821 And I'm telling you that I want you to keep that shit... 305 00:22:05,904 --> 00:22:07,781 kicker hat at home. 306 00:22:42,483 --> 00:22:45,611 Yeah, Budd, honey, the toilet is at it again. 307 00:22:46,153 --> 00:22:48,155 There's shitty water all over the floor. 308 00:22:49,323 --> 00:22:52,451 Okay... Rocket. 309 00:22:54,870 --> 00:22:56,246 I'll clean it up. 310 00:22:56,330 --> 00:22:57,706 Mm-hmm. 311 00:26:35,674 --> 00:26:36,800 Now, 312 00:26:37,551 --> 00:26:39,845 that gentled you down some, didn't it? 313 00:26:49,813 --> 00:26:50,939 Yep. 314 00:26:52,899 --> 00:26:54,401 Ain't nobody a bad-ass 315 00:26:54,568 --> 00:26:58,613 with a double dose of rock salt dug deep in their tits. 316 00:27:03,035 --> 00:27:06,163 Not havin' tits... 317 00:27:11,168 --> 00:27:14,963 as fine or as big as yours, 318 00:27:16,465 --> 00:27:20,469 I can't even imagine how bad that shit must sting. 319 00:27:24,765 --> 00:27:26,016 Yet... 320 00:27:30,437 --> 00:27:31,855 I don't want to, neither. 321 00:27:54,795 --> 00:27:55,921 I win. 322 00:29:09,035 --> 00:29:10,078 Bill. 323 00:29:10,745 --> 00:29:13,165 Wrong brother, ya hateful bitch. 324 00:29:14,082 --> 00:29:15,500 - Budd. - Bingo. 325 00:29:17,711 --> 00:29:20,046 And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure? 326 00:29:21,381 --> 00:29:25,302 I just caught me the cowgirl that ain't never been caught. 327 00:29:26,928 --> 00:29:28,138 Did you kill her? 328 00:29:29,014 --> 00:29:30,515 Well, not yet I ain't. 329 00:29:31,391 --> 00:29:33,727 I shot her full of rock salt. 330 00:29:33,810 --> 00:29:35,812 She's so gentle right now, 331 00:29:35,896 --> 00:29:38,398 I could perform her coup de grâce with a rock. 332 00:29:39,691 --> 00:29:40,859 Anyhoo... 333 00:29:44,946 --> 00:29:47,491 Guess what I'm holdin' in my hand right now. 334 00:29:48,450 --> 00:29:49,534 What? 335 00:29:49,618 --> 00:29:53,246 A brand-spankin'-new Hattori Hanzo sword. 336 00:29:55,081 --> 00:30:00,128 And I'm here to tell ya, Elle, that's what I call sharp. 337 00:30:00,587 --> 00:30:01,630 How much? 338 00:30:02,214 --> 00:30:04,382 Oh, that's hard to say, bein' that it's... 339 00:30:05,258 --> 00:30:06,551 priceless an' all. 340 00:30:06,885 --> 00:30:08,428 What's the terms? 341 00:30:09,513 --> 00:30:12,432 You get your bony ass down here first thing in the morning 342 00:30:13,683 --> 00:30:16,353 with a million dollars in folding cash, 343 00:30:17,896 --> 00:30:22,567 and I'll give you the greatest sword ever made by a man. 344 00:30:27,322 --> 00:30:29,241 Now, how do you like the sound of that? 345 00:30:29,324 --> 00:30:30,992 Sounds like we got a deal. 346 00:30:31,076 --> 00:30:33,495 - One condition. - What? 347 00:30:34,079 --> 00:30:37,207 She must suffer to her last breath. 348 00:30:37,707 --> 00:30:38,917 Well... 349 00:30:40,377 --> 00:30:41,878 that, Elle darlin', 350 00:30:43,338 --> 00:30:45,799 I can pretty much damn well guarantee. 351 00:30:47,133 --> 00:30:50,178 Then I'll see you in the mornin', millionaire. 352 00:30:51,179 --> 00:30:52,389 All right. 353 00:31:54,075 --> 00:31:55,410 Wakey-wakey. 354 00:31:56,369 --> 00:31:57,495 Eggs and bakey. 355 00:32:33,198 --> 00:32:34,616 I'm done! 356 00:32:35,617 --> 00:32:37,494 Get me outta this hole! 357 00:32:41,081 --> 00:32:42,374 Good. 358 00:33:15,615 --> 00:33:17,117 Whoa, look at those eyes. 359 00:33:17,742 --> 00:33:19,244 This bitch is furious. 360 00:33:21,538 --> 00:33:23,081 What did I tell ya? 361 00:33:24,749 --> 00:33:27,585 Is she the cutest little blond pussy you ever saw? 362 00:33:28,294 --> 00:33:32,132 Or is she the cutest little blond pussy you ever saw? 363 00:33:32,215 --> 00:33:33,758 I seen better. 364 00:33:39,431 --> 00:33:40,890 You got anything to say? 365 00:33:43,893 --> 00:33:46,688 White women call this "the silent treatment." 366 00:33:47,313 --> 00:33:49,774 And we let 'em think we don't like it. 367 00:33:54,946 --> 00:33:56,906 You grab the feet, I'll get the head. 368 00:34:04,914 --> 00:34:07,041 Hey. Hey! 369 00:34:08,877 --> 00:34:11,212 Wiggle worm, you see this? 370 00:34:12,547 --> 00:34:14,174 You see it, don't ya? 371 00:34:16,926 --> 00:34:18,470 That's a can of Mace. 372 00:34:20,638 --> 00:34:21,638 No. 373 00:34:21,931 --> 00:34:24,350 You're goin' underneath the ground tonight. 374 00:34:24,934 --> 00:34:27,937 And that's all there is to it. 375 00:34:31,941 --> 00:34:33,610 I wanna bury ya. 376 00:34:36,905 --> 00:34:38,531 I was gonna bury ya... 377 00:34:45,330 --> 00:34:46,581 with this. 378 00:34:50,376 --> 00:34:53,171 But if you're gonna act like a horse's ass... 379 00:34:56,090 --> 00:35:00,011 I'm gonna spray this whole goddamn can 380 00:35:00,094 --> 00:35:01,504 right in your eyeballs! 381 00:35:01,805 --> 00:35:04,015 I'll burn 'em right outta your fuckin' head. 382 00:35:05,975 --> 00:35:07,519 Then you're gonna be blind... 383 00:35:08,770 --> 00:35:10,021 and burnin'... 384 00:35:13,274 --> 00:35:14,901 and buried alive. 385 00:35:20,782 --> 00:35:22,617 Now, what's it gonna be, sister? 386 00:35:33,670 --> 00:35:35,380 That's a wise decision. 387 00:35:49,143 --> 00:35:51,229 This is for breakin' my brother's heart. 388 00:39:41,167 --> 00:39:44,962 Once upon a time in China, 389 00:39:46,839 --> 00:39:52,887 some believe around the year one, double aught, three, 390 00:39:54,263 --> 00:39:57,517 head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, 391 00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,353 was walking down a road 392 00:40:01,771 --> 00:40:03,856 contemplating whatever it is 393 00:40:03,940 --> 00:40:08,694 that a man of Pai Mei's infinite powers would contemplate... 394 00:40:10,029 --> 00:40:12,406 which is another way of saying "Who knows?"... 395 00:40:14,534 --> 00:40:17,745 when a Shaolin monk appeared on the road 396 00:40:17,829 --> 00:40:19,664 traveling in the opposite direction. 397 00:40:20,915 --> 00:40:23,668 As the monk and the priest crossed paths, 398 00:40:24,877 --> 00:40:26,212 Pai Mei, 399 00:40:27,130 --> 00:40:31,592 in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, 400 00:40:32,552 --> 00:40:35,138 gave the monk the slightest of nods. 401 00:40:37,890 --> 00:40:39,142 The nod 402 00:40:39,892 --> 00:40:41,811 was not returned. 403 00:40:45,523 --> 00:40:50,403 Now, was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? 404 00:40:51,737 --> 00:40:55,783 Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? 405 00:40:57,201 --> 00:41:00,830 The motives of the monk remain unknown. 406 00:41:01,873 --> 00:41:03,207 What is known 407 00:41:04,083 --> 00:41:05,960 were the consequences. 408 00:41:18,973 --> 00:41:20,558 The next morning, 409 00:41:20,641 --> 00:41:23,269 Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin temple 410 00:41:24,979 --> 00:41:28,357 and demanded of the temple's head abbot 411 00:41:28,441 --> 00:41:33,237 that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. 412 00:41:35,114 --> 00:41:38,701 The abbot, at first, tried to console Pai Mei, 413 00:41:39,493 --> 00:41:41,996 only to find Pai Mei was... 414 00:41:43,456 --> 00:41:44,999 inconsolable. 415 00:41:56,677 --> 00:41:58,054 So began 416 00:41:59,096 --> 00:42:01,682 the Massacre of the Shaolin Temple 417 00:42:01,766 --> 00:42:04,352 and all sixty of the monks inside, 418 00:42:04,894 --> 00:42:06,938 at the fists of the White Lotus. 419 00:42:08,522 --> 00:42:11,817 And so began the legend 420 00:42:12,568 --> 00:42:16,781 of Pai Mei's Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique. 421 00:42:16,864 --> 00:42:18,115 And what, pray tell, 422 00:42:18,199 --> 00:42:20,826 is the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique? 423 00:42:20,910 --> 00:42:26,165 Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of martial arts. 424 00:42:28,501 --> 00:42:31,212 He hits you with his fingertips 425 00:42:32,046 --> 00:42:35,341 at five different pressure points on your body, 426 00:42:36,050 --> 00:42:38,803 and then lets you walk away. 427 00:42:40,137 --> 00:42:42,473 But once you've taken five steps 428 00:42:43,224 --> 00:42:46,185 your heart explodes inside your body 429 00:42:47,311 --> 00:42:50,356 and you fall to the floor, dead. 430 00:42:51,565 --> 00:42:54,026 - Did he teach you that? - No. 431 00:42:55,444 --> 00:42:59,824 He teaches no one the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique. 432 00:43:00,574 --> 00:43:01,826 Now... 433 00:43:02,702 --> 00:43:07,373 one of the things I've always liked about you, Kiddo, 434 00:43:09,709 --> 00:43:12,753 is you appear wise beyond your years. 435 00:43:16,507 --> 00:43:20,177 So, allow me to impart a word to the wise. 436 00:43:21,262 --> 00:43:24,098 Whatever... whatever, 437 00:43:24,181 --> 00:43:26,434 Pai Mei says, obey. 438 00:43:28,436 --> 00:43:32,064 If you flash him even for an instant, a defiant eye, 439 00:43:32,148 --> 00:43:33,482 he'll pluck it out. 440 00:43:34,150 --> 00:43:37,987 And if you throw any American sass his way, 441 00:43:38,779 --> 00:43:42,366 he'll snap your back and your neck like they were twigs. 442 00:43:45,453 --> 00:43:47,580 And that will be the story of you. 443 00:44:08,559 --> 00:44:11,145 He'll accept you as his student. 444 00:44:11,228 --> 00:44:13,272 - What happened to you? - Nothin'. 445 00:44:13,356 --> 00:44:16,359 - Get in a fight? - Friendly contest. 446 00:44:16,442 --> 00:44:17,943 Why did he accept me? 447 00:44:18,027 --> 00:44:22,365 Because he's a very, very, very old man. 448 00:44:22,448 --> 00:44:24,658 And, like all rotten bastards, 449 00:44:25,659 --> 00:44:28,704 when they become old, they get lonely. 450 00:44:30,956 --> 00:44:33,918 Which has no effect on their dispositions, 451 00:44:34,001 --> 00:44:37,546 but it does teach them the value of company. 452 00:44:39,507 --> 00:44:40,591 Oh. 453 00:44:41,675 --> 00:44:45,596 Just seein' those steps again makes me ache. 454 00:44:46,931 --> 00:44:49,934 You're gonna have a lot of fun carrying buckets of water 455 00:44:50,017 --> 00:44:51,519 up and down that fucker. 456 00:44:56,732 --> 00:44:58,734 When will I see you again? 457 00:44:58,818 --> 00:45:02,279 That's the title of my favorite soul song of the '70s. 458 00:45:02,363 --> 00:45:04,073 - What? - Nothin'. 459 00:45:05,282 --> 00:45:06,700 When he tells me you're done. 460 00:45:07,785 --> 00:45:09,495 When do you think that might be? 461 00:45:09,703 --> 00:45:12,498 That, my dearest, depends entirely on you. 462 00:45:12,623 --> 00:45:16,210 Now remember, no sarcasm, no back talk. 463 00:45:16,293 --> 00:45:18,587 At least not for the first year or so. 464 00:45:18,671 --> 00:45:21,090 You're gonna have to let him warm up to you. 465 00:45:22,133 --> 00:45:25,886 He hates Caucasians, despises Americans, 466 00:45:25,970 --> 00:45:28,597 and has nothing but contempt for women. 467 00:45:31,058 --> 00:45:34,353 So, in your case, it might take a little while. 468 00:45:35,396 --> 00:45:36,647 Adios. 469 00:47:45,859 --> 00:47:47,570 A little. 470 00:48:09,967 --> 00:48:11,427 Yes, he is. 471 00:48:20,811 --> 00:48:23,314 I am proficient in Tiger-Crane Style, 472 00:48:23,397 --> 00:48:27,484 and I am more than proficient in the exquisite art of the Samurai sword. 473 00:52:30,018 --> 00:52:31,228 No, please don't! 474 00:53:11,184 --> 00:53:12,436 Yes! 475 01:00:07,309 --> 01:00:09,936 Come on, you bitch. 476 01:00:51,770 --> 01:00:53,688 Okay, Pai Mei. 477 01:00:56,691 --> 01:00:57,984 Here I come. 478 01:03:07,572 --> 01:03:09,532 May I have a glass of water, please? 479 01:05:49,192 --> 01:05:52,236 - So that's a Texas funeral? - Yep. 480 01:05:54,197 --> 01:05:56,240 I have to give it to ya, Budd. 481 01:05:56,324 --> 01:05:58,493 That's a pretty fucked-up way to die. 482 01:05:59,410 --> 01:06:01,788 What's the name on the grave she's buried under? 483 01:06:02,747 --> 01:06:04,165 Paula... 484 01:06:06,125 --> 01:06:07,502 Schultz. 485 01:06:13,466 --> 01:06:14,884 Can I look at the sword? 486 01:06:14,967 --> 01:06:17,970 That's my money right there in that red bag, isn't it? 487 01:06:18,596 --> 01:06:20,264 It sure is. 488 01:06:21,349 --> 01:06:23,559 Well, then, it's your sword now. 489 01:06:42,995 --> 01:06:44,455 What's that you said? 490 01:06:45,039 --> 01:06:47,583 So, this is a Hattori Hanzo sword. 491 01:06:47,667 --> 01:06:49,794 That's a Hanzo sword, all right. 492 01:06:49,877 --> 01:06:52,630 Bill tells me you once had one of these of your own. 493 01:06:54,298 --> 01:06:55,675 Yeah, once. 494 01:06:56,384 --> 01:06:58,511 Yeah? How does this one compare to that? 495 01:07:08,271 --> 01:07:11,691 If you're gonna compare a Hanzo sword, 496 01:07:13,359 --> 01:07:16,571 you compare it to every other sword ever made 497 01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:20,700 that wasn't made by Hattori Hanzo. 498 01:07:30,084 --> 01:07:32,670 Here you go. Wrap your lips around that. 499 01:07:42,597 --> 01:07:43,723 So... 500 01:07:45,224 --> 01:07:47,018 which "R" are you filled with? 501 01:07:48,352 --> 01:07:49,562 What? 502 01:07:52,982 --> 01:07:58,362 They say the number-one killer of old people... 503 01:07:59,447 --> 01:08:00,698 is retirement. 504 01:08:02,867 --> 01:08:04,702 People got a job to do, 505 01:08:04,786 --> 01:08:08,498 they tend to live a little bit longer so they can do it. 506 01:08:10,583 --> 01:08:12,084 I've always figured that 507 01:08:12,835 --> 01:08:17,548 warriors and their enemies share the same relationship. 508 01:08:19,258 --> 01:08:23,346 So now that you're not gonna have to face your enemy no more on the battlefield... 509 01:08:25,389 --> 01:08:28,351 which "R" are ya filled with? 510 01:08:30,361 --> 01:08:31,696 Relief? 511 01:08:34,816 --> 01:08:36,234 Or regret? 512 01:08:38,169 --> 01:08:39,503 A little bit of both. 513 01:08:40,446 --> 01:08:41,739 Horseshit. 514 01:08:43,908 --> 01:08:46,536 I'm sure you do feel a little bit of both, 515 01:08:47,411 --> 01:08:52,166 but I know damn well that you feel one more than you feel the other. 516 01:08:53,543 --> 01:08:57,171 And the question was, which one is it? 517 01:08:59,757 --> 01:09:00,800 Regret. 518 01:09:02,677 --> 01:09:05,096 You know, you gotta hand it to the old girl. 519 01:09:05,179 --> 01:09:08,808 I never saw anybody buffalo Bill the way she buffaloed Bill. 520 01:09:10,101 --> 01:09:12,228 Bill thought she was so damn smart. 521 01:09:12,311 --> 01:09:13,771 And I tried to tell him... 522 01:09:14,814 --> 01:09:16,816 she was just smart for a blonde. 523 01:09:36,794 --> 01:09:37,795 Thanks a bunch. 524 01:09:50,975 --> 01:09:52,143 All right. 525 01:10:24,550 --> 01:10:26,010 I'm sorry, Budd. 526 01:10:26,510 --> 01:10:28,220 That was rude of me, wasn't it? 527 01:10:28,905 --> 01:10:32,683 Budd, I'd like to introduce my friend, the black mamba. 528 01:10:33,309 --> 01:10:35,770 Black mamba, this is Budd. 529 01:10:36,646 --> 01:10:38,481 You know, before I picked that little fella up, 530 01:10:38,564 --> 01:10:40,650 I looked him up on the internet. 531 01:10:40,733 --> 01:10:42,902 Fascinating creature, the black mamba. 532 01:10:44,487 --> 01:10:45,905 Listen to this. 533 01:10:50,743 --> 01:10:55,665 "In Africa, the saying goes, 'In the bush, an elephant can kill you, 534 01:10:55,748 --> 01:10:59,085 a leopard can kill you, and the black mamba can kill you.'" 535 01:10:59,919 --> 01:11:01,295 "'But only with the mamba, 536 01:11:01,379 --> 01:11:04,590 and this has been true in Africa since the dawn of time, 537 01:11:04,674 --> 01:11:05,841 is death sure.'" 538 01:11:06,467 --> 01:11:10,638 "Hence its handle: Death Incarnate." 539 01:11:10,721 --> 01:11:12,264 Pretty cool, huh? 540 01:11:14,183 --> 01:11:17,937 "Its neurotoxic venom is one of nature's most effective poisons, 541 01:11:18,020 --> 01:11:20,898 acting on the nervous system, causing paralysis." 542 01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:24,944 "The venom of a black mamba can kill a human being in four hours 543 01:11:25,027 --> 01:11:27,822 if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb." 544 01:11:27,905 --> 01:11:31,242 "However, a bite to the face or torso 545 01:11:31,325 --> 01:11:34,787 can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes." 546 01:11:34,870 --> 01:11:37,707 Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. 547 01:11:40,084 --> 01:11:42,962 "The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite 548 01:11:43,045 --> 01:11:44,964 can be gargantuan." 549 01:11:46,340 --> 01:11:48,968 You know, I've always liked that word, "gargantuan." 550 01:11:49,051 --> 01:11:52,013 I so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence. 551 01:11:52,847 --> 01:11:55,224 "If not treated quickly with antivenom, 552 01:11:55,307 --> 01:11:58,102 ten to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings." 553 01:11:58,185 --> 01:12:00,688 "However, the black mamba can deliver 554 01:12:00,771 --> 01:12:05,526 as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite." 555 01:12:08,821 --> 01:12:10,031 Now... 556 01:12:11,782 --> 01:12:15,536 in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left, 557 01:12:16,370 --> 01:12:19,290 let me answer that question you asked earlier more thoroughly. 558 01:12:23,169 --> 01:12:24,754 Right at this moment 559 01:12:25,880 --> 01:12:28,841 the biggest "R" I feel is regret. 560 01:12:31,177 --> 01:12:32,720 Regret... 561 01:12:32,803 --> 01:12:37,058 that maybe the greatest warrior I have ever met 562 01:12:37,141 --> 01:12:38,768 met her end 563 01:12:38,851 --> 01:12:43,272 at the hands of a bushwhackin', scrub, 564 01:12:43,355 --> 01:12:45,983 alky piece of shit like you. 565 01:12:49,195 --> 01:12:51,197 That woman deserved better. 566 01:13:35,616 --> 01:13:36,659 Bill. 567 01:13:38,327 --> 01:13:40,287 I have some tragic news. 568 01:13:41,664 --> 01:13:42,957 Your brother's dead. 569 01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:46,210 I am so sorry, baby. 570 01:13:47,628 --> 01:13:49,797 She put a black mamba in his camper. 571 01:13:50,881 --> 01:13:53,300 I got her, sweetie. She's dead. 572 01:13:55,928 --> 01:13:57,805 Let me put it this way, 573 01:13:57,888 --> 01:13:59,890 you ever start feeling sentimental, 574 01:13:59,974 --> 01:14:02,143 go to Barstow, California. 575 01:14:02,226 --> 01:14:05,604 When you get here, walk into a florist and buy a bunch of flowers. 576 01:14:06,272 --> 01:14:09,108 Then you take those flowers to Huntington Cemetery 577 01:14:09,191 --> 01:14:11,026 on Fuller and Guadalupe, 578 01:14:11,110 --> 01:14:13,696 look for the headstone marked Paula Schultz, 579 01:14:13,779 --> 01:14:15,739 and lay them on the grave. 580 01:14:15,823 --> 01:14:19,243 'Cause you will be standing at the final resting place 581 01:14:19,326 --> 01:14:21,620 of Beatrix Kiddo. 582 01:14:22,121 --> 01:14:24,206 - Marty Kitrosser? - Here. 583 01:14:24,290 --> 01:14:26,083 - Melanie Harrhouse? - Here. 584 01:14:26,167 --> 01:14:28,002 - Beatrix Kiddo? - Here. 585 01:14:28,919 --> 01:14:32,047 Look, I can be there in about four hours. 586 01:14:32,131 --> 01:14:33,841 Do you want me to come over? 587 01:14:34,717 --> 01:14:37,595 No, no, no, no. You need me, baby, I'm there. 588 01:14:40,890 --> 01:14:43,726 Okay. I'm leaving now. 589 01:14:43,809 --> 01:14:46,854 You go smoke some pot or somethin'. I'll be there soon. 590 01:15:50,417 --> 01:15:51,543 Gross. 591 01:17:15,294 --> 01:17:17,963 "To my brother, Budd. The only man I ever loved." 592 01:17:18,756 --> 01:17:19,756 "Bill." 593 01:17:31,393 --> 01:17:32,603 What's that? 594 01:17:35,189 --> 01:17:36,565 Budd's Hanzo sword. 595 01:17:38,317 --> 01:17:39,777 He said he pawned it. 596 01:17:40,861 --> 01:17:43,572 Guess that makes him a liar now, don't it? 597 01:17:47,493 --> 01:17:49,787 - Elle? - Bea. 598 01:17:51,038 --> 01:17:53,248 Somethin' I've always been curious about. 599 01:17:54,166 --> 01:17:56,168 Just 'tween us girls, 600 01:17:58,045 --> 01:18:02,424 what did you say to Pai Mei to make him snatch out your eye? 601 01:18:06,387 --> 01:18:09,431 I called him a miserable old fool. 602 01:18:09,723 --> 01:18:10,933 Huh. 603 01:18:12,393 --> 01:18:13,685 Bad idea. 604 01:18:14,853 --> 01:18:16,271 Know what I did? 605 01:18:17,147 --> 01:18:20,651 I killed that miserable old fool. 606 01:18:23,028 --> 01:18:25,823 How do you like the fish head, you miserable old fool? 607 01:18:25,906 --> 01:18:27,574 I poisoned his fish heads. 608 01:18:38,710 --> 01:18:40,087 And I told him 609 01:18:40,379 --> 01:18:44,049 "To me, the word of an old fool like you 610 01:18:44,633 --> 01:18:48,262 is worth less than nothing." 611 01:18:53,225 --> 01:18:54,560 That's right. 612 01:18:55,185 --> 01:18:57,062 I killed your master. 613 01:18:57,146 --> 01:18:58,981 And now I'm gonna kill you, too. 614 01:18:59,898 --> 01:19:01,942 With your own sword, no less. 615 01:19:02,651 --> 01:19:08,073 Which, in the very immediate future, will become my sword. 616 01:19:11,034 --> 01:19:12,286 Bitch. 617 01:19:13,162 --> 01:19:15,080 You don't have a future. 618 01:20:05,047 --> 01:20:06,548 Fucking bitch! 619 01:20:09,051 --> 01:20:10,928 Fucking bitch! 620 01:20:19,978 --> 01:20:23,273 I'll kill you! You're fuckin' dead! 621 01:20:25,651 --> 01:20:27,945 You bitch! You bitch! 622 01:20:33,450 --> 01:20:34,993 I'll fucking kill you, you bitch! 623 01:20:37,538 --> 01:20:41,917 Oh, I'll get you! 624 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,377 I'm gonna... 625 01:20:44,962 --> 01:20:47,756 Where are you? Lemme fuckin' at you! 626 01:20:50,217 --> 01:20:53,929 Where are you? I'm coming, you fucking bitch! 627 01:20:54,012 --> 01:20:56,765 You're fucking dead! You're dead! 628 01:20:59,434 --> 01:21:01,853 Oh, shit! 629 01:22:29,900 --> 01:22:31,943 Like most men who never knew their father, 630 01:22:32,027 --> 01:22:34,154 Bill collected father figures. 631 01:22:34,738 --> 01:22:37,407 The first was Esteban Vihaio. 632 01:22:38,367 --> 01:22:41,411 Esteban was a pimp and a friend of Bill's mother. 633 01:22:41,995 --> 01:22:45,540 He ran a brothel in Acuna, Mexico, for over 50 years. 634 01:22:46,166 --> 01:22:48,460 His army, the Acuna Boys, 635 01:22:48,543 --> 01:22:52,089 made up of the fatherless offspring of his whores, ran Acuna. 636 01:22:53,090 --> 01:22:54,966 He ran the Acuna Boys. 637 01:22:57,219 --> 01:22:58,679 Now, at the age of 80, 638 01:22:58,929 --> 01:23:01,598 it would be this retired gentleman of leisure 639 01:23:02,140 --> 01:23:04,976 who could point me in Bill's direction. 640 01:23:07,270 --> 01:23:09,022 Senor Esteban Vihaio? 641 01:23:11,191 --> 01:23:12,526 Yes. 642 01:23:13,193 --> 01:23:14,528 May I join you? 643 01:23:16,655 --> 01:23:19,825 Only on the condition that you call me Esteban. 644 01:23:20,450 --> 01:23:22,744 May I join you, Esteban? 645 01:23:22,911 --> 01:23:23,954 Please. 646 01:23:28,375 --> 01:23:30,335 American? 647 01:23:30,419 --> 01:23:31,461 Yes. 648 01:23:32,129 --> 01:23:34,798 I speak a little Spanish, if you prefer. 649 01:23:34,881 --> 01:23:38,427 No, no, no, no. I prefer English. 650 01:23:38,510 --> 01:23:40,387 I haven't spoken it in a while, 651 01:23:40,929 --> 01:23:44,558 but I would relish the opportunity to converse 652 01:23:44,641 --> 01:23:47,436 with such a pretty companion as yourself. 653 01:23:47,602 --> 01:23:52,065 It's my pleasure to be in the company of such a fine gentleman as yourself. 654 01:23:52,149 --> 01:23:54,109 I must warn you, young lady, 655 01:23:54,901 --> 01:23:57,195 I am susceptible to flattery. 656 01:24:00,949 --> 01:24:02,993 How may I be of service to you? 657 01:24:11,418 --> 01:24:12,961 Where's Bill? 658 01:24:15,589 --> 01:24:17,048 Ah... 659 01:24:18,216 --> 01:24:20,093 You must be Beatrix. 660 01:24:22,262 --> 01:24:24,181 I can see the attraction. 661 01:24:27,184 --> 01:24:29,978 I remember when Bill was only five years old, 662 01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:31,980 I took him to the movies. 663 01:24:32,606 --> 01:24:35,484 It was a movie starring Lana Turner. 664 01:24:36,276 --> 01:24:40,238 The Postman Always Ring Twice, with John Garfield. 665 01:24:41,490 --> 01:24:44,034 And whenever she would appear on the screen, 666 01:24:44,785 --> 01:24:47,871 Bill would begin compulsively to suck his thumb 667 01:24:47,954 --> 01:24:49,998 to an obscene amount. 668 01:24:50,540 --> 01:24:56,046 And I knew from this very moment this boy was a fool for blondes. 669 01:25:03,678 --> 01:25:04,679 You know, 670 01:25:05,430 --> 01:25:08,683 being a fool for a woman such as yourself 671 01:25:09,518 --> 01:25:11,895 is always the right thing to do. 672 01:25:14,815 --> 01:25:18,610 If we had met when I was back in business, 673 01:25:19,861 --> 01:25:23,698 you would have been my number-one lady. 674 01:25:26,910 --> 01:25:30,455 - Well, I'm flattered. - You goddamn well better be. 675 01:25:32,958 --> 01:25:36,127 This... I heard you were driving a truck. 676 01:25:37,546 --> 01:25:39,422 My Pussy Wagon died on me. 677 01:25:39,589 --> 01:25:42,133 The Pussy died. 678 01:25:46,304 --> 01:25:49,099 Bill shot you in the head, no? 679 01:25:49,641 --> 01:25:51,476 - Yes. - Hmm... 680 01:25:53,061 --> 01:25:55,105 I would have been much nicer. 681 01:25:56,231 --> 01:25:58,233 I would have just cut your face. 682 01:26:01,611 --> 01:26:02,863 You must forgive me. 683 01:26:03,363 --> 01:26:05,907 Please, you have a drink with me. 684 01:26:09,244 --> 01:26:10,453 Clara! 685 01:26:14,875 --> 01:26:16,001 Coming. 686 01:26:19,379 --> 01:26:20,797 Dos anejo. 687 01:26:33,768 --> 01:26:34,769 Gracias. 688 01:26:40,692 --> 01:26:42,903 What were we talking about? 689 01:26:49,951 --> 01:26:51,119 Bill. 690 01:26:53,830 --> 01:26:55,040 Where's Bill? 691 01:26:55,874 --> 01:26:58,919 Where's Bill. Yeah. 692 01:27:00,211 --> 01:27:04,507 Bill is at the Villa Quatro, on the road to Salina. 693 01:27:05,759 --> 01:27:07,552 I will draw you a map. 694 01:27:09,763 --> 01:27:12,057 Bill is like a son to me. 695 01:27:13,767 --> 01:27:16,311 Do you know why I help you? 696 01:27:16,394 --> 01:27:17,562 No. 697 01:27:18,146 --> 01:27:19,689 Because he would want me to. 698 01:27:21,274 --> 01:27:23,068 Now that I don't believe. 699 01:27:26,237 --> 01:27:28,949 How else is he ever going to see you again? 700 01:28:38,977 --> 01:28:40,228 Freeze, Mommy. 701 01:28:40,311 --> 01:28:41,855 Bang, bang! Oh! 702 01:28:43,481 --> 01:28:45,900 She got us, B.B. Mommy got us. 703 01:28:45,984 --> 01:28:47,527 Oh, I'm dying. 704 01:28:47,610 --> 01:28:49,237 I'm dying. 705 01:28:52,574 --> 01:28:55,326 Fall down, sweetheart. Mommy shot us. 706 01:28:57,912 --> 01:29:00,957 But little did Quickdraw Kiddo know 707 01:29:01,041 --> 01:29:04,294 that little B.B. was only playing possum, 708 01:29:04,377 --> 01:29:09,174 due to the fact that she was impervious to bullets. 709 01:29:09,257 --> 01:29:11,426 I am pervious to bullets, Mommy. 710 01:29:11,509 --> 01:29:14,095 Hey, get back down there. You're playing possum. 711 01:29:15,305 --> 01:29:20,351 So, as the smirking killer advanced on what she thought 712 01:29:20,977 --> 01:29:23,104 was a bullet-ridden corpse, 713 01:29:23,605 --> 01:29:26,149 that's when little B.B. fired. 714 01:29:28,985 --> 01:29:30,361 Bang, bang! 715 01:29:37,744 --> 01:29:41,081 You're dead, Mommy. So, die. 716 01:29:47,420 --> 01:29:48,463 B.B. 717 01:29:54,094 --> 01:29:55,220 B.B... 718 01:29:59,015 --> 01:30:00,475 I should've known. 719 01:30:01,851 --> 01:30:04,479 You are... the best. 720 01:30:12,153 --> 01:30:14,572 Oh, Mommy. Don't die. 721 01:30:15,240 --> 01:30:17,033 I was just playing. 722 01:30:22,789 --> 01:30:24,082 I know. 723 01:30:38,263 --> 01:30:40,223 I told her that you were asleep, 724 01:30:41,307 --> 01:30:45,186 but that one day you'd wake up and come back to her. 725 01:30:46,229 --> 01:30:50,483 And she asked me, "If Mommy's been asleep since I was born, 726 01:30:50,567 --> 01:30:52,735 then how will she know what I look like?" 727 01:30:53,361 --> 01:30:54,904 To which I replied, 728 01:30:55,613 --> 01:30:58,741 "Because Mommy's been dreaming of you." 729 01:31:01,077 --> 01:31:02,495 That's what I said. 730 01:31:03,913 --> 01:31:06,958 Did you dream of me? I dreamed of you. 731 01:31:08,376 --> 01:31:11,087 Every single night, baby. Every single night. 732 01:31:11,921 --> 01:31:15,425 I waited a long time for you to wake up, Mommy. 733 01:31:27,687 --> 01:31:29,355 Now, let me look at you. 734 01:31:31,107 --> 01:31:32,358 Oh. 735 01:31:36,613 --> 01:31:39,699 My, my, my, what a pretty little girl you are. 736 01:31:40,491 --> 01:31:42,452 You're pretty too, Mommy. 737 01:31:48,666 --> 01:31:51,461 Tell Mommy what you said when I showed you her picture. 738 01:31:52,045 --> 01:31:53,296 Mm-hmm. 739 01:31:53,379 --> 01:31:56,090 Come on, shy girl. 740 01:31:56,174 --> 01:31:58,384 Come on. You know what you said. 741 01:31:58,885 --> 01:32:02,013 Come on. Tell Mommy. It'll make her feel good. 742 01:32:02,639 --> 01:32:03,723 Come on. 743 01:32:04,349 --> 01:32:05,850 Yeah. Come on. 744 01:32:05,934 --> 01:32:08,228 I said... I said 745 01:32:08,311 --> 01:32:14,234 "You're the most beautifulest woman I ever saw in the whole wide world." 746 01:32:16,194 --> 01:32:19,364 That's the truth. That's what she said. 747 01:32:20,615 --> 01:32:24,869 B.B., don't you think Mommy has the prettiest hair 748 01:32:24,953 --> 01:32:26,788 in the whole wide world? 749 01:32:27,080 --> 01:32:28,289 Yes, I do. 750 01:32:28,790 --> 01:32:30,625 Matter of fact, it's better than pretty. 751 01:32:32,126 --> 01:32:33,628 What's better than pretty? 752 01:32:33,920 --> 01:32:35,797 Um... 753 01:32:35,880 --> 01:32:36,880 Gorgeous. 754 01:32:37,048 --> 01:32:39,634 Very good. Gorgeous. 755 01:32:40,593 --> 01:32:42,262 Mommy is gorgeous. 756 01:32:46,516 --> 01:32:49,644 You know, sweetie, Mommy's kind of mad at Daddy. 757 01:32:49,978 --> 01:32:52,605 Why, Daddy? Were you being a bad daddy? 758 01:32:52,814 --> 01:32:56,609 I'm afraid I was. I was a real bad daddy. 759 01:32:58,653 --> 01:33:01,739 Our little girl learned about life and death the other day. 760 01:33:02,991 --> 01:33:06,327 Wanna tell Mommy about what happened to Emilio? 761 01:33:09,205 --> 01:33:11,165 I killed him. 762 01:33:12,333 --> 01:33:16,254 - Emilio was her goldfish. - Emilio was my goldfish. 763 01:33:17,547 --> 01:33:19,632 She came running into my room, 764 01:33:19,716 --> 01:33:22,135 holding the fish in her hand and crying, 765 01:33:22,218 --> 01:33:25,179 "Daddy! Daddy! Emilio's dead." 766 01:33:26,931 --> 01:33:30,184 And I said, "Really? That's so sad." 767 01:33:31,102 --> 01:33:32,437 "How did he die?" 768 01:33:33,354 --> 01:33:36,399 - And what did you say? - I stepped on him. 769 01:33:36,566 --> 01:33:41,696 Actually, young lady, the words you so strategically used were 770 01:33:41,779 --> 01:33:44,282 "I accidentally stepped on him." 771 01:33:46,200 --> 01:33:47,618 To which I queried, 772 01:33:47,702 --> 01:33:53,458 "And just how did your foot accidentally find its way into Emilio's fishbowl?" 773 01:33:53,541 --> 01:33:57,628 And she said, "No, no, no. Emilio was on the carpet when I stepped on him." 774 01:33:57,712 --> 01:34:00,673 Hmm... The plot thickens. 775 01:34:01,674 --> 01:34:05,678 "And just how did Emilio get on the carpet?" 776 01:34:06,637 --> 01:34:09,891 And, Mommy, you would've been so proud of her. 777 01:34:12,435 --> 01:34:13,644 She didn't lie. 778 01:34:14,687 --> 01:34:17,940 She said she took Emilio out of his bowl 779 01:34:18,858 --> 01:34:21,736 and put him on the carpet. 780 01:34:23,905 --> 01:34:26,240 And what was Emilio doing on the carpet? 781 01:34:28,284 --> 01:34:29,535 Flapping. 782 01:34:30,912 --> 01:34:32,455 And then you stomped on him. 783 01:34:32,580 --> 01:34:33,831 Mm-hmm. 784 01:34:34,999 --> 01:34:37,251 And when you lifted up your foot, 785 01:34:38,669 --> 01:34:40,171 what was Emilio doing then? 786 01:34:41,089 --> 01:34:42,215 Nothing. 787 01:34:42,840 --> 01:34:44,801 He stopped flapping, didn't he? 788 01:34:48,096 --> 01:34:49,514 She told me later 789 01:34:50,556 --> 01:34:54,644 that the second she lifted up her foot and saw Emilio not flapping, 790 01:34:55,269 --> 01:34:56,979 she knew what she had done. 791 01:34:57,814 --> 01:35:01,692 Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death? 792 01:35:02,485 --> 01:35:04,779 A fish flapping on the carpet, 793 01:35:04,862 --> 01:35:07,281 and a fish not flapping on the carpet. 794 01:35:09,867 --> 01:35:10,993 So powerful, 795 01:35:11,619 --> 01:35:15,206 even a four-year-old with no concept of life or death 796 01:35:15,748 --> 01:35:17,041 knew what it meant. 797 01:35:19,168 --> 01:35:21,629 - You loved Emilio, didn't you? - Mm-hmm. 798 01:35:22,380 --> 01:35:25,425 Well, I love Mommy, too. 799 01:35:26,926 --> 01:35:29,053 But I did to Mommy what you did to Emilio. 800 01:35:29,262 --> 01:35:31,848 - You stomped on Mommy? - Worse. 801 01:35:33,099 --> 01:35:35,184 I shot Mommy. 802 01:35:35,268 --> 01:35:37,728 Not pretend shooting like we were just doing. 803 01:35:38,604 --> 01:35:40,231 I shot her for real. 804 01:35:40,398 --> 01:35:42,775 Why? Did you want to see what would happen? 805 01:35:43,025 --> 01:35:46,571 No, I knew what would happen to Mommy if I shot her. 806 01:35:47,655 --> 01:35:48,990 What I didn't know, 807 01:35:49,740 --> 01:35:52,160 was when I shot Mommy, what would happen to me. 808 01:35:52,535 --> 01:35:53,744 What happened? 809 01:35:54,036 --> 01:35:55,288 I was very sad. 810 01:35:58,249 --> 01:35:59,709 And that's when I learned 811 01:36:00,668 --> 01:36:05,131 some things, once you do, they can never be undone. 812 01:36:08,885 --> 01:36:10,553 What happened to Mommy? 813 01:36:12,346 --> 01:36:14,015 Why don't you ask Mommy? 814 01:36:14,098 --> 01:36:16,267 You okay, Mommy? Did it hurt? 815 01:36:17,185 --> 01:36:18,561 No, sweetie. 816 01:36:20,938 --> 01:36:22,648 Doesn't hurt anymore. 817 01:36:29,113 --> 01:36:31,199 Did it make you sick? 818 01:36:32,492 --> 01:36:36,162 No. It made me sleep. 819 01:36:36,829 --> 01:36:39,499 That's why I haven't been with you, B.B. I've been asleep. 820 01:36:39,582 --> 01:36:42,210 But you're awake now, Mommy. Right? 821 01:36:43,419 --> 01:36:46,088 I'm wide awake, pretty girl. 822 01:36:46,631 --> 01:36:50,468 B.B., would you like Mommy to watch a video with you 823 01:36:50,551 --> 01:36:51,886 before sleepy time? 824 01:36:52,011 --> 01:36:53,262 Uh-huh. 825 01:36:53,346 --> 01:36:57,350 Mommy, do you wanna watch a video with me before sleepy time? 826 01:36:57,433 --> 01:37:00,019 Oh, yeah! I would love to. 827 01:37:00,144 --> 01:37:02,897 - Which one do you wanna watch? - Shogun Assassin. 828 01:37:02,980 --> 01:37:05,399 No, B.B. Shogun Assassin is too long. 829 01:37:05,483 --> 01:37:06,943 Mm-hmm. 830 01:37:07,818 --> 01:37:09,445 No, it's not. 831 01:37:09,946 --> 01:37:11,197 Well, then, 832 01:37:12,031 --> 01:37:13,908 I'll leave you ladies to it. 833 01:37:20,790 --> 01:37:25,086 When I was little, my father was famous. 834 01:37:26,337 --> 01:37:29,882 He was the greatest samurai in the empire. 835 01:37:30,675 --> 01:37:33,553 And he was the shogun's decapitator. 836 01:37:34,220 --> 01:37:38,266 He cut off the heads of 131 lords. 837 01:37:39,308 --> 01:37:41,852 My father would come home to Mother, 838 01:37:41,936 --> 01:37:43,938 and when he would see her, 839 01:37:44,021 --> 01:37:46,482 he would forget about the killings. 840 01:37:46,566 --> 01:37:50,987 He wasn't scared of the shogun, but the shogun was scared of him. 841 01:37:51,779 --> 01:37:54,490 Maybe that was the problem. 842 01:37:54,574 --> 01:37:58,244 One night, the shogun sent his... 843 01:40:19,760 --> 01:40:22,179 I was just admiring your sword. 844 01:40:23,472 --> 01:40:24,807 Quite a piece of work. 845 01:40:26,517 --> 01:40:29,437 Speaking of which, how is Hanzo-san? 846 01:40:30,604 --> 01:40:31,981 He's good. 847 01:40:34,108 --> 01:40:36,777 Has his sushi gotten any better? 848 01:40:40,156 --> 01:40:45,035 You know, I couldn't believe it. You got him to make you a sword. 849 01:40:45,119 --> 01:40:46,412 It was easy. 850 01:40:47,246 --> 01:40:49,248 I just dropped your name, Bill. 851 01:40:50,416 --> 01:40:51,667 That'd do it. 852 01:41:22,615 --> 01:41:26,786 I suppose the idea is we cross Hanzo swords. 853 01:41:26,869 --> 01:41:28,162 Am I right? 854 01:41:30,122 --> 01:41:35,920 Well, it just so happens this hacienda has its own private beach. 855 01:41:37,087 --> 01:41:39,340 And that private beach just so happens 856 01:41:39,423 --> 01:41:43,010 to look particularly beautiful bathed in moonlight. 857 01:41:44,553 --> 01:41:47,389 And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight. 858 01:41:47,473 --> 01:41:49,225 So, sword fighter, 859 01:41:50,184 --> 01:41:53,854 if you want a sword fight, that's where I suggest. 860 01:41:54,605 --> 01:41:57,942 But if you wanna be old school about it, 861 01:41:58,442 --> 01:42:00,986 and you know I'm all about old school... 862 01:42:02,196 --> 01:42:05,991 then we could wait until dawn and slice each other up at sunrise 863 01:42:06,075 --> 01:42:08,327 like a couple of real-life, honest... 864 01:42:10,579 --> 01:42:15,417 Now, if you don't settle down, I'm gonna have to put one in your kneecap. 865 01:42:15,501 --> 01:42:18,629 And I hear tell that's a very painful place to get shot in. 866 01:42:20,506 --> 01:42:24,927 I'm just fuckin' with you. 867 01:42:26,428 --> 01:42:30,224 Now, when it comes to you 868 01:42:31,225 --> 01:42:32,434 and us 869 01:42:33,269 --> 01:42:34,270 Huh. 870 01:42:34,895 --> 01:42:37,189 I have a few unanswered questions. 871 01:42:38,190 --> 01:42:43,279 So, before this tale of bloody revenge reaches its climax... 872 01:42:44,504 --> 01:42:46,354 I'm gonna ask you some questions, 873 01:42:47,199 --> 01:42:49,368 and I want you to tell me the truth. 874 01:42:50,035 --> 01:42:52,955 However, therein lies a dilemma. 875 01:42:54,206 --> 01:42:56,625 Because when it comes to the subject of me, 876 01:42:57,376 --> 01:43:02,339 I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth. 877 01:43:02,423 --> 01:43:06,468 Especially to me. And least of all, to yourself. 878 01:43:07,136 --> 01:43:09,638 And when it comes to the subject of me, 879 01:43:10,389 --> 01:43:16,312 I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say. 880 01:43:17,187 --> 01:43:19,356 How do you suppose we solve this dilemma? 881 01:43:19,440 --> 01:43:22,318 Well, it just so happens... 882 01:43:23,569 --> 01:43:24,904 I have a solution. 883 01:43:26,280 --> 01:43:27,281 Gotcha! 884 01:43:27,990 --> 01:43:30,034 God damn! 885 01:43:32,786 --> 01:43:35,956 What the fuck did you just shoot me with? 886 01:43:36,332 --> 01:43:39,501 My greatest invention. Or at least my favorite. 887 01:43:40,502 --> 01:43:43,339 Don't touch it, or I'll stick another one right in your cheek. 888 01:43:48,218 --> 01:43:50,012 What lies within that dart, 889 01:43:50,679 --> 01:43:53,807 just begging to course its way through your veins 890 01:43:54,558 --> 01:43:59,063 is an incredibly potent and quite infallible truth serum. 891 01:43:59,146 --> 01:44:01,815 I call it "The Undisputed Truth." 892 01:44:02,316 --> 01:44:07,321 Twice as strong as sodium pentothal, with no druggie aftereffects. 893 01:44:07,821 --> 01:44:11,408 Except for a slight wave of euphoria. 894 01:44:12,326 --> 01:44:13,577 You feel it? 895 01:44:14,244 --> 01:44:16,080 - Euphoria? - Yeah. 896 01:44:16,789 --> 01:44:18,874 - No. - Too bad. 897 01:44:20,834 --> 01:44:22,086 As you know... 898 01:44:23,295 --> 01:44:26,256 I'm quite keen on comic books. 899 01:44:27,675 --> 01:44:29,593 Especially the ones about superheroes. 900 01:44:30,469 --> 01:44:35,557 I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. 901 01:44:36,100 --> 01:44:39,645 Take my favorite superhero, Superman. 902 01:44:40,771 --> 01:44:43,790 Not a great comic book. Not particularly well drawn. 903 01:44:46,865 --> 01:44:49,113 But the mythology... 904 01:44:49,738 --> 01:44:53,033 The mythology is not only great, it's unique. 905 01:44:53,909 --> 01:44:57,371 How long does this shit take to go into effect? 906 01:44:57,579 --> 01:44:58,747 About two minutes. 907 01:44:58,831 --> 01:45:01,458 Just long enough for me to finish my point. 908 01:45:01,542 --> 01:45:06,755 Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, 909 01:45:06,839 --> 01:45:09,341 there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. 910 01:45:09,883 --> 01:45:11,677 Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, 911 01:45:12,177 --> 01:45:14,013 Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. 912 01:45:15,222 --> 01:45:17,141 When that character wakes up in the morning, 913 01:45:17,224 --> 01:45:18,559 he's Peter Parker. 914 01:45:19,685 --> 01:45:23,188 He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. 915 01:45:24,356 --> 01:45:29,236 And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. 916 01:45:30,404 --> 01:45:32,865 Superman didn't become Superman. 917 01:45:33,365 --> 01:45:35,242 Superman was born Superman. 918 01:45:35,951 --> 01:45:39,163 When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. 919 01:45:40,456 --> 01:45:42,750 His alter ego is Clark Kent. 920 01:45:43,751 --> 01:45:46,128 His outfit with the big red "S," 921 01:45:47,129 --> 01:45:49,673 that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby 922 01:45:49,757 --> 01:45:50,883 when the Kents found him. 923 01:45:50,966 --> 01:45:52,760 Those are his clothes. 924 01:45:53,927 --> 01:45:57,264 What Kent wears, the glasses, the business suit, 925 01:45:57,347 --> 01:45:58,599 that's the costume. 926 01:45:59,183 --> 01:46:03,520 That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. 927 01:46:05,355 --> 01:46:07,983 Clark Kent is how Superman views us. 928 01:46:08,942 --> 01:46:11,320 And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? 929 01:46:12,237 --> 01:46:13,614 He's weak, 930 01:46:14,615 --> 01:46:16,450 he's unsure of himself, 931 01:46:17,576 --> 01:46:18,827 he's a coward. 932 01:46:20,412 --> 01:46:25,000 Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. 933 01:46:27,294 --> 01:46:31,548 Sort of like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plympton. 934 01:46:33,008 --> 01:46:34,426 Ah, so. 935 01:46:35,469 --> 01:46:37,304 The point emerges. 936 01:46:39,139 --> 01:46:41,892 You would've worn the costume of Arlene Plympton 937 01:46:42,768 --> 01:46:45,020 but you were born Beatrix Kiddo. 938 01:46:46,647 --> 01:46:49,233 And every morning when you woke up, 939 01:46:49,316 --> 01:46:51,568 you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo. 940 01:46:51,652 --> 01:46:54,113 Oh, you can take the needle out. 941 01:47:01,161 --> 01:47:03,455 Are you calling me a superhero? 942 01:47:03,539 --> 01:47:05,165 I'm calling you a killer. 943 01:47:05,833 --> 01:47:07,960 A natural-born killer. 944 01:47:08,794 --> 01:47:12,089 You always have been, and you always will be. 945 01:47:12,589 --> 01:47:14,049 Moving to El Paso, 946 01:47:14,716 --> 01:47:17,261 working in a used-record store, 947 01:47:18,303 --> 01:47:20,222 goin' to the movies with Tommy, 948 01:47:21,014 --> 01:47:22,432 clipping coupons? 949 01:47:22,516 --> 01:47:27,855 That's you trying to disguise yourself as a worker bee. 950 01:47:27,938 --> 01:47:30,107 That's you tryin' to blend in with the hive. 951 01:47:30,941 --> 01:47:32,818 But you're not a worker bee. 952 01:47:34,444 --> 01:47:36,446 You're a renegade killer bee. 953 01:47:37,281 --> 01:47:40,617 And no matter how much beer you drank or barbecue you ate 954 01:47:40,701 --> 01:47:43,453 or how fat your ass got, 955 01:47:43,537 --> 01:47:47,040 nothing in the world would ever change that. 956 01:47:49,835 --> 01:47:51,086 first question. 957 01:47:54,047 --> 01:47:58,302 Did you really think your life in El Paso was gonna work? 958 01:48:05,184 --> 01:48:06,310 No! 959 01:48:10,314 --> 01:48:12,316 But I would've had B.B.! 960 01:48:13,901 --> 01:48:15,277 Don't get me wrong. 961 01:48:16,153 --> 01:48:18,614 I think you would have been a wonderful mother. 962 01:48:20,157 --> 01:48:21,783 But you are a killer. 963 01:48:26,830 --> 01:48:29,249 All those people you killed to get to me 964 01:48:29,791 --> 01:48:31,335 felt damn good, didn't they? 965 01:48:34,296 --> 01:48:35,464 Yes. 966 01:48:36,840 --> 01:48:38,550 Every single one of them? 967 01:48:49,394 --> 01:48:50,646 Yes. 968 01:48:54,524 --> 01:48:56,401 That was the warm-up round. 969 01:48:57,194 --> 01:49:02,032 Now comes the $64,000 question. 970 01:49:09,206 --> 01:49:12,000 Why did you run away from me with my baby? 971 01:49:16,672 --> 01:49:19,424 Do you remember the last assignment you sent me on? 972 01:49:20,509 --> 01:49:21,885 Of course. 973 01:49:22,678 --> 01:49:24,429 Lisa Wong. 974 01:49:26,014 --> 01:49:28,308 The morning I left, I was sick. 975 01:49:30,269 --> 01:49:32,437 On the plane, I threw up. 976 01:49:34,731 --> 01:49:36,566 So, I started thinking 977 01:49:38,860 --> 01:49:40,445 maybe I was pregnant. 978 01:49:41,113 --> 01:49:42,572 "Easy to use." 979 01:49:42,656 --> 01:49:45,784 "Remove cap and urinate on the absorbent end for five seconds." 980 01:49:47,911 --> 01:49:49,955 "Accurate results in only 90 seconds." 981 01:49:50,664 --> 01:49:53,709 "You can read the results as soon as the line appears in the window." 982 01:50:30,245 --> 01:50:31,231 Fuck. 983 01:50:31,246 --> 01:50:33,248 What I didn't know 984 01:50:33,332 --> 01:50:36,501 was that somewhere on my journey I had been spotted. 985 01:50:37,461 --> 01:50:40,964 With me in L.A., it didn't take Lisa Wong long 986 01:50:41,048 --> 01:50:43,050 to send an assassin of her own. 987 01:50:44,051 --> 01:50:46,303 Hello, can I help you? 988 01:50:46,386 --> 01:50:49,681 Hello, I'm Karen Kim. I'm the hospitality manager of the hotel. 989 01:50:49,765 --> 01:50:51,725 I have a welcome gift from the management. 990 01:50:51,808 --> 01:50:53,060 Oh, that's nice. 991 01:50:55,020 --> 01:50:56,897 Can you just leave it by the door? 992 01:51:09,326 --> 01:51:10,827 You pretty good with that shotgun? 993 01:51:10,911 --> 01:51:12,662 Not that I have to be at this range, 994 01:51:12,746 --> 01:51:14,915 but I'm a fuckin' surgeon with this shotgun. 995 01:51:14,998 --> 01:51:16,458 Well, guess what, bitch. 996 01:51:16,541 --> 01:51:19,503 I'm better than Annie Oakley, and I got you right in my sight. 997 01:51:19,586 --> 01:51:21,254 I could blow your fuckin' head off. 998 01:51:21,338 --> 01:51:23,924 Not before I put one right between your eyes, 999 01:51:24,007 --> 01:51:25,300 so let's talk. 1000 01:51:27,636 --> 01:51:28,845 Karen... 1001 01:51:31,098 --> 01:51:32,808 I just found out, 1002 01:51:33,809 --> 01:51:35,102 right now, 1003 01:51:35,727 --> 01:51:39,731 not a moment before you blew a hole through the door 1004 01:51:41,817 --> 01:51:43,360 that I'm pregnant. 1005 01:51:43,443 --> 01:51:44,528 What is this? 1006 01:51:46,113 --> 01:51:47,948 On the floor by the door 1007 01:51:48,990 --> 01:51:52,160 is a strip that says I'm pregnant. 1008 01:51:52,244 --> 01:51:53,745 Bullshit. 1009 01:51:54,621 --> 01:51:57,457 Any other time you'd be 100% right. 1010 01:51:58,417 --> 01:51:59,668 This time... 1011 01:52:01,586 --> 01:52:03,255 you're 100% wrong. 1012 01:52:05,507 --> 01:52:07,801 I'm the deadliest woman in the world. 1013 01:52:09,594 --> 01:52:10,929 But right now, 1014 01:52:11,847 --> 01:52:14,015 I'm just scared shitless for my baby. 1015 01:52:15,016 --> 01:52:16,184 Please. 1016 01:52:18,061 --> 01:52:19,479 Just look at the strip. 1017 01:52:22,607 --> 01:52:23,650 Please! 1018 01:52:25,777 --> 01:52:29,573 Stay where you are and don't move. 1019 01:52:47,674 --> 01:52:49,634 I don't know what this fuckin' shit means. 1020 01:52:49,718 --> 01:52:51,928 The box with the directions it's right there. 1021 01:53:04,232 --> 01:53:05,484 "Easy to use." 1022 01:53:05,984 --> 01:53:10,822 "Remove the cap and urinate on the absorbent end." 1023 01:53:10,906 --> 01:53:12,199 Blue means pregnant. 1024 01:53:13,033 --> 01:53:14,951 I'll read it myself, thank you. 1025 01:53:22,209 --> 01:53:23,543 Oh, okay. 1026 01:53:24,878 --> 01:53:27,130 Say I were to believe you. What then? 1027 01:53:27,214 --> 01:53:28,590 Just go home. 1028 01:53:31,051 --> 01:53:32,344 I'll do the same. 1029 01:53:52,739 --> 01:53:54,032 Congratulations. 1030 01:53:57,994 --> 01:53:59,996 Before that strip turned blue, 1031 01:54:00,789 --> 01:54:02,832 I was a woman, I was your woman. 1032 01:54:04,376 --> 01:54:06,419 I was a killer who killed for you. 1033 01:54:07,837 --> 01:54:09,422 Before that strip turned blue, 1034 01:54:09,506 --> 01:54:12,676 I would've jumped a motorcycle onto a speeding train. 1035 01:54:14,219 --> 01:54:15,512 For you. 1036 01:54:17,514 --> 01:54:19,599 But once that strip turned blue, 1037 01:54:20,976 --> 01:54:23,645 I could no longer do any of those things. 1038 01:54:24,521 --> 01:54:25,772 Not anymore. 1039 01:54:27,065 --> 01:54:28,775 Because I was gonna be a mother. 1040 01:54:32,737 --> 01:54:34,281 Can you understand that? 1041 01:54:37,701 --> 01:54:38,910 Yes. 1042 01:54:40,328 --> 01:54:44,583 But why didn't you tell me then, instead of now? 1043 01:54:45,584 --> 01:54:47,544 Once you knew, you'd claim her. 1044 01:54:48,253 --> 01:54:49,963 And I didn't want that. 1045 01:54:50,922 --> 01:54:52,882 Not your decision to make. 1046 01:54:53,466 --> 01:54:54,593 Yes. 1047 01:54:55,427 --> 01:54:58,597 But it's the right decision, and I made it for my daughter. 1048 01:54:59,848 --> 01:55:03,226 She deserved to be born with a clean slate. 1049 01:55:04,644 --> 01:55:05,895 But with you... 1050 01:55:06,605 --> 01:55:09,941 she would've been born into a world she shouldn't have. 1051 01:55:12,235 --> 01:55:13,862 I had to choose. 1052 01:55:15,530 --> 01:55:17,115 I chose her. 1053 01:55:20,076 --> 01:55:22,787 You know, five years ago, 1054 01:55:22,871 --> 01:55:25,874 if I had to make a list of impossible things 1055 01:55:25,957 --> 01:55:27,334 that could never happen, 1056 01:55:27,834 --> 01:55:33,048 you performing a coup de grâce on me by bustin' a cap in my crown... 1057 01:55:35,842 --> 01:55:38,011 would've been right at the top of the list. 1058 01:55:40,263 --> 01:55:42,140 I'd have been wrong, wouldn't I? 1059 01:55:43,475 --> 01:55:44,601 I'm sorry. 1060 01:55:45,518 --> 01:55:46,853 Was that a question? 1061 01:55:48,897 --> 01:55:51,524 Of impossible things that could never happen, 1062 01:55:51,608 --> 01:55:54,736 yes, in this instance, you would've been wrong. 1063 01:55:55,820 --> 01:55:57,572 Well? 1064 01:55:57,656 --> 01:55:59,574 When you never came back, 1065 01:56:00,617 --> 01:56:06,748 I naturally assumed Lisa Wong, or somebody else, had killed you. 1066 01:56:06,831 --> 01:56:09,250 Oh, and for the record, 1067 01:56:10,043 --> 01:56:14,381 letting somebody think that somebody they love is dead when they're not 1068 01:56:14,464 --> 01:56:15,799 is quite cruel. 1069 01:56:19,678 --> 01:56:23,139 I mourned you for three months. 1070 01:56:24,599 --> 01:56:27,310 And in the third month of mourning you, 1071 01:56:28,937 --> 01:56:30,438 I tracked you down. 1072 01:56:31,231 --> 01:56:33,483 I wasn't tryin' to track you down. 1073 01:56:33,566 --> 01:56:37,570 I was tryin' to track down the fucking assholes I thought killed you. 1074 01:56:39,072 --> 01:56:40,699 So, I find you. 1075 01:56:42,617 --> 01:56:44,160 And what do I find? 1076 01:56:44,911 --> 01:56:47,163 Not only are you not dead, 1077 01:56:48,456 --> 01:56:52,460 you're getting married to some fucking jerk. 1078 01:56:54,504 --> 01:56:56,297 And you're pregnant. 1079 01:57:00,552 --> 01:57:02,887 I overreacted. 1080 01:57:11,563 --> 01:57:13,148 You overreacted? 1081 01:57:13,815 --> 01:57:15,442 Is that your explanation? 1082 01:57:15,525 --> 01:57:17,861 I didn't say I was gonna explain myself. 1083 01:57:17,944 --> 01:57:20,113 I said I was gonna tell you the truth. 1084 01:57:20,989 --> 01:57:25,034 But if that's too cryptic, let's get literal. 1085 01:57:27,162 --> 01:57:28,496 I'm a killer. 1086 01:57:29,998 --> 01:57:32,417 I'm a murdering bastard. You know that. 1087 01:57:33,376 --> 01:57:35,420 And there are consequences 1088 01:57:36,421 --> 01:57:39,257 to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard. 1089 01:57:40,759 --> 01:57:42,594 You experienced some of them. 1090 01:57:46,848 --> 01:57:50,059 Was my reaction really that surprising? 1091 01:57:50,727 --> 01:57:52,437 Yes. 1092 01:57:52,520 --> 01:57:53,772 It was. 1093 01:57:56,649 --> 01:57:59,486 Could you do what you did? 1094 01:58:00,445 --> 01:58:01,946 Of course you could. 1095 01:58:04,199 --> 01:58:05,700 But I never thought... 1096 01:58:06,451 --> 01:58:10,413 you would or could, do that to me. 1097 01:58:11,080 --> 01:58:12,665 I'm really sorry, Kiddo, 1098 01:58:13,875 --> 01:58:15,752 but you thought wrong. 1099 01:58:22,258 --> 01:58:25,762 You and I have unfinished business. 1100 01:58:27,263 --> 01:58:30,517 Baby, you ain't kiddin'. 1101 01:59:03,591 --> 01:59:05,051 Pai Mei taught you 1102 01:59:05,134 --> 01:59:08,388 the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique? 1103 01:59:12,141 --> 01:59:13,434 Of course he did. 1104 01:59:16,229 --> 01:59:17,897 Why didn't you tell me? 1105 01:59:22,026 --> 01:59:23,444 I don't know. 1106 01:59:26,739 --> 01:59:27,991 Because I'm... 1107 01:59:29,659 --> 01:59:31,286 a bad person. 1108 01:59:32,787 --> 01:59:34,205 No. 1109 01:59:36,207 --> 01:59:37,917 You're not a bad person. 1110 01:59:39,544 --> 01:59:41,713 You're a terrific person. 1111 01:59:42,505 --> 01:59:44,465 You're my favorite person. 1112 01:59:47,218 --> 01:59:49,596 But every once in a while... 1113 01:59:50,972 --> 01:59:52,682 you can be a real cunt. 1114 02:00:12,577 --> 02:00:13,995 How do I look? 1115 02:00:30,136 --> 02:00:31,638 You look ready. 1116 02:02:19,328 --> 02:02:23,166 Well, well, well, if it ain't the little flower. 1117 02:02:29,422 --> 02:02:31,883 Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea. 1118 02:02:31,966 --> 02:02:33,885 Let's go to press. Flash. 1119 02:02:33,968 --> 02:02:36,721 Do you have a magpie in your home? 1120 02:02:36,804 --> 02:02:39,182 If you do, you are most fortunate. 1121 02:02:39,265 --> 02:02:42,894 The magpie is the most charming bird in all the world. 1122 02:02:42,977 --> 02:02:45,438 He is the best friend a farmer ever had. 1123 02:02:45,521 --> 02:02:48,566 Treat him gently. Treat him kindly. 1124 02:02:48,649 --> 02:02:50,568 And always remember, 1125 02:02:50,651 --> 02:02:53,071 the magpie deserves your respect. 1126 02:03:29,190 --> 02:03:30,441 Thank you. 1127 02:03:31,734 --> 02:03:34,362 Thank you. Thank you. 1128 02:03:35,780 --> 02:03:37,573 Oh, thank you. 1129 02:03:40,368 --> 02:03:42,120 Now, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 1130 02:03:42,453 --> 02:03:44,872 I ain't got no headache. 1131 02:03:44,956 --> 02:03:47,375 Oh, yes, you have, brother. 1132 02:16:52,242 --> 02:16:53,911 And, action! 1133 02:16:56,914 --> 02:16:58,081 Cut. 1134 02:16:59,041 --> 02:17:00,632 Oh, come on. Let's do it again.