1 00:01:27,289 --> 00:01:29,757 - H-Hey. - H-Hey. 2 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:34,029 - H-Hey. - H-Hey. 3 00:01:35,330 --> 00:01:37,798 - H-Hey. - H-Hey. 4 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:04,792 That's right. It is I, Tai Lung. 5 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:05,994 It can't be. 6 00:02:08,330 --> 00:02:10,831 I have returned to take what is mine, 7 00:02:10,865 --> 00:02:14,535 which is everything that is yours. 8 00:02:22,077 --> 00:02:23,844 Let it be known, from the highest mountain 9 00:02:23,878 --> 00:02:27,648 to the lowest valley, that Tai Lung lives. 10 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:30,751 And no one will stand in his way. 11 00:02:30,785 --> 00:02:34,990 Not even the great Dragon Warrior. 12 00:02:43,965 --> 00:02:45,367 Oh, where is Po? 13 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,336 He was supposed to be here hours ago. 14 00:02:48,370 --> 00:02:51,605 Ping, will you please just relax? 15 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,375 I am relaxed! 16 00:02:53,408 --> 00:02:56,211 Okay. I'm sure Po is fine. 17 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:57,645 But what if he's sick? 18 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,680 What if he's hurt? What if he's hungry? 19 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:02,217 Don't get your noodles in a twist. 20 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,019 If I know our son, he's probably 21 00:03:04,052 --> 00:03:07,122 just kicking back and catching some rays. 22 00:03:10,992 --> 00:03:13,128 Kung fu! 23 00:03:15,230 --> 00:03:17,798 That's bad. 24 00:03:18,233 --> 00:03:20,368 Oh, getting worse. 25 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:24,072 Ooh! 26 00:03:24,106 --> 00:03:25,873 Ah, come on! 27 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,026 Ha-ha! 28 00:03:49,197 --> 00:03:53,034 Okay, big guy, we're really gonna have to wrap this up. 29 00:04:05,447 --> 00:04:07,681 Whee! 30 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:09,284 - Oink! - Oink! 31 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:10,751 - Again, again! - That was fun. 32 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:13,021 Let's do that again. 33 00:04:13,054 --> 00:04:16,690 And next time, keep your surf off their turf. 34 00:04:22,130 --> 00:04:23,431 I'm late. I'm late. 35 00:04:23,465 --> 00:04:25,066 Ooh, I'm late. 36 00:04:26,935 --> 00:04:28,370 It's the Dragon Warrior! 37 00:04:28,403 --> 00:04:30,804 Was, is, and always will be. 38 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:32,307 We love you, Dragon Warrior! 39 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:34,808 Oh, and I love you, too, adoring fan. 40 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:36,044 - Sign my scroll. - Sign my hat! 41 00:04:36,077 --> 00:04:37,212 - Sign my shirt! - Okay, okay. 42 00:04:37,245 --> 00:04:38,746 I'll sign whatever you want. 43 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,416 Po. 44 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:43,784 Master Shifu. Here, let me just... 45 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,387 Uh... There. 46 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:48,023 That's, uh, much worse. 47 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:51,326 - We have to talk. - Absolutely. Let's talk. 48 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:53,061 Right after the ceremony. 49 00:04:53,094 --> 00:04:56,331 - Let's go! - Ceremony? What ceremony? 50 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:58,799 The Staff of Wisdom, 51 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:01,769 given to me by Master Oogway himself. 52 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,804 It is said that whoever possesses this staff 53 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:06,174 has the power to travel between the realms. 54 00:05:06,208 --> 00:05:09,477 The power to unlock the door to the Spirit Realm. 55 00:05:09,511 --> 00:05:12,013 And now, the power to open 56 00:05:12,047 --> 00:05:17,085 the all-new Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu! 57 00:05:18,253 --> 00:05:20,222 Where the broth has kick... 58 00:05:20,255 --> 00:05:23,124 and the bean curd's a knockout. 59 00:05:26,461 --> 00:05:28,496 Dragon Warrior! 60 00:05:28,530 --> 00:05:30,365 Will the Furious Five be here, too? 61 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:34,835 Unfortunately, no. They're off on super cool kung fu missions. 62 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:36,538 Tigress is taking on the free-range chicken gang. 63 00:05:36,571 --> 00:05:38,173 Monkey's hot on the trail 64 00:05:38,206 --> 00:05:39,840 of the missing macaque. 65 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:41,109 Crane was crowned king of the Crocodilians. 66 00:05:41,142 --> 00:05:42,377 - Crane! - Long story. 67 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:43,945 Viper's wrapping up peace talks 68 00:05:43,979 --> 00:05:45,513 between the cobras and the mongooses. 69 00:05:45,547 --> 00:05:47,249 Or is it "mongeese"? And Mantis? 70 00:05:47,282 --> 00:05:49,017 Well, he's just trying to keep his blushing bride 71 00:05:49,050 --> 00:05:51,019 from biting his head off. 72 00:05:52,487 --> 00:05:54,389 Just 'cause they're not here in person 73 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:56,925 doesn't mean they're not here as life-size cutouts. 74 00:05:56,958 --> 00:05:58,260 Now, who wants a picture? 75 00:05:58,293 --> 00:06:00,128 Okay, okay. One at a time. 76 00:06:00,161 --> 00:06:02,130 - Oh, me, me, me! Me! - Uh, you. 77 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:06,001 - My turn, my turn! - And then you. 78 00:06:11,139 --> 00:06:13,441 He really captured your disapproving scowl. 79 00:06:13,475 --> 00:06:15,243 We need to talk. 80 00:06:15,277 --> 00:06:16,810 Now. 81 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:19,414 Hey, can I get one of those in a wallet size? 82 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:21,082 - Po! - Coming! 83 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,185 Do you remember the first time 84 00:06:24,219 --> 00:06:26,421 you climbed these steps to the Jade Palace? 85 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:28,156 How could I forget? 86 00:06:28,189 --> 00:06:30,058 I thought I'd never make it to the top. 87 00:06:30,091 --> 00:06:32,027 Yes, but you persevered, and once again, 88 00:06:32,060 --> 00:06:35,230 destiny calls for you to take the next step on your journey. 89 00:06:35,263 --> 00:06:37,599 The next step? What are you talking about? 90 00:06:37,632 --> 00:06:40,068 I've already taken all the steps, haven't I? 91 00:06:40,101 --> 00:06:42,937 It is time for you to choose your successor. 92 00:06:42,971 --> 00:06:45,040 - Successor for what? - A successor 93 00:06:45,073 --> 00:06:47,841 to be the next Dragon Warrior. 94 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,577 Yeah, I get it. 95 00:06:49,611 --> 00:06:52,314 Funny, 'cause I'm the Dragon Warrior. 96 00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:56,951 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait. 97 00:06:56,985 --> 00:06:59,554 You mean I'm not gonna be the Dragon Warrior anymore? 98 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,323 - Exactly. - Then what am I gonna be? 99 00:07:01,356 --> 00:07:03,891 Once a successor is chosen, you will advance 100 00:07:03,925 --> 00:07:06,227 to the highest level in all of kung fu. 101 00:07:06,261 --> 00:07:10,365 Spiritual Leader of the Valley of Peace. 102 00:07:10,398 --> 00:07:12,467 Whoa! 103 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,202 I don't know what that means. 104 00:07:14,235 --> 00:07:16,638 It's just like Master Oogway before you. 105 00:07:16,671 --> 00:07:18,206 You will oversee the valley, 106 00:07:18,239 --> 00:07:21,109 passing along wisdom and inspiring hope. 107 00:07:21,142 --> 00:07:23,578 Look, I appreciate the promotion. 108 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:25,113 I think I'm just gonna stick with 109 00:07:25,146 --> 00:07:27,349 the whole Dragon Warrior thing. 110 00:07:27,382 --> 00:07:28,650 "Dragon Warrior thing"? 111 00:07:28,683 --> 00:07:30,285 What is it you're holding? 112 00:07:30,318 --> 00:07:31,353 A cookie. 113 00:07:31,386 --> 00:07:32,554 Other hand. 114 00:07:32,587 --> 00:07:34,089 The Staff of Wisdom. 115 00:07:34,122 --> 00:07:36,224 - It was given to you by Master Oogway. - Ah! 116 00:07:36,257 --> 00:07:37,959 Do you really think it was so you could 117 00:07:37,992 --> 00:07:39,961 open a restaurant or pose for pictures? 118 00:07:39,994 --> 00:07:41,629 He wasn't super specific. 119 00:07:41,663 --> 00:07:43,665 Oogway entrusted you with that staff 120 00:07:43,698 --> 00:07:46,067 so you could follow in his footsteps 121 00:07:46,101 --> 00:07:49,137 and become something better than you already are. 122 00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:49,938 You take it. 123 00:07:49,971 --> 00:07:52,574 No. Oogway did not give it to me. 124 00:07:52,607 --> 00:07:54,376 Being the next Oogway is not my destiny, 125 00:07:54,409 --> 00:07:57,345 which I have accepted and am at peace with. 126 00:07:57,379 --> 00:07:59,547 - Really, it's fine. - You don't sound fine. 127 00:07:59,581 --> 00:08:01,249 You don't sound fine! I'm very fine! 128 00:08:01,282 --> 00:08:03,918 - Okay, okay. You're fine. - This is an honor. 129 00:08:03,952 --> 00:08:05,520 Oogway chose you as his successor, 130 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:07,322 and now you must choose yours. 131 00:08:07,355 --> 00:08:10,225 Master Shifu, I finally found something I'm good at, 132 00:08:10,258 --> 00:08:12,127 and now you want to just take it away from me? 133 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,195 No one is taking anything away, Po. 134 00:08:14,229 --> 00:08:17,265 Who you are will always be a part of what you become. 135 00:08:17,298 --> 00:08:19,033 Yeah, but where's the "skadoosh"? 136 00:08:19,067 --> 00:08:21,169 You know what I mean? The "shasha-booie"? 137 00:08:21,202 --> 00:08:22,704 I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I don't know 138 00:08:22,737 --> 00:08:25,507 anything about passing on wisdom or inspiring hope. 139 00:08:25,540 --> 00:08:27,442 All I know are two things: 140 00:08:27,475 --> 00:08:30,645 kicking butt and taking names. 141 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:32,147 And if I'm being completely honest, 142 00:08:32,180 --> 00:08:34,015 I'm not even that good at the name-taking. 143 00:08:34,048 --> 00:08:36,017 Like, who is that fire-breathing crocodile? 144 00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:37,419 I want to say Steve. 145 00:08:37,452 --> 00:08:39,988 You were chosen to bring peace to the valley. 146 00:08:40,021 --> 00:08:41,689 And there are other ways to bring peace 147 00:08:41,723 --> 00:08:44,192 than simply kicking butt. 148 00:08:44,225 --> 00:08:46,494 Well, sure, but not any fun ones. 149 00:08:46,528 --> 00:08:47,695 Please. 150 00:08:47,729 --> 00:08:49,697 Being the Dragon Warrior is all I know. 151 00:08:49,731 --> 00:08:52,000 - It's who I am. - Not anymore. 152 00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:53,968 The Valley of Peace needs a spiritual leader, 153 00:08:54,002 --> 00:08:56,037 and Master Oogway chose you. 154 00:08:56,070 --> 00:08:57,572 You'll start interviewing candidates 155 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,040 first thing tomorrow morning. 156 00:08:59,073 --> 00:09:02,076 Candidates? What candidates? 157 00:09:12,353 --> 00:09:14,088 Awesome! 158 00:09:21,029 --> 00:09:22,363 No way! 159 00:09:25,567 --> 00:09:27,469 Wow! 160 00:09:27,502 --> 00:09:28,736 Skadoosh. 161 00:09:28,770 --> 00:09:30,438 Fantastic pose. 162 00:09:40,682 --> 00:09:42,617 Woo-hoo! Nice! 163 00:09:44,219 --> 00:09:49,157 Master Po will now choose the next Dragon Warrior. 164 00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:54,095 Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! 165 00:09:54,128 --> 00:09:58,099 Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! 166 00:09:59,133 --> 00:10:01,169 So many great candidates. 167 00:10:01,202 --> 00:10:03,338 I'm gonna let the finger decide. 168 00:10:03,371 --> 00:10:05,206 Wait. 169 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:08,243 Whoa, whoa. What is happening? 170 00:10:08,276 --> 00:10:11,613 The Dragon Warrior! It's me! 171 00:10:17,085 --> 00:10:20,121 Like it or not, Po, you have to choose a successor. 172 00:10:20,154 --> 00:10:24,125 Eh, nothing about them says "dragon" or "warrior." 173 00:10:24,158 --> 00:10:25,727 You will know when you know. 174 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:27,729 How do I know when I know? 175 00:10:27,762 --> 00:10:29,531 You know? 176 00:10:29,564 --> 00:10:31,099 When I'm conflicted, 177 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:33,101 I come here to ask the universe for answers, 178 00:10:33,134 --> 00:10:35,403 just as Oogway did before me. 179 00:10:35,436 --> 00:10:36,437 I'm not conflicted. 180 00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:38,273 I'm just not ready for a next step. 181 00:10:38,306 --> 00:10:39,674 What is that you're holding? 182 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:42,076 - The Staff of Wisdom. - Other hand. 183 00:10:42,110 --> 00:10:43,678 A chewed-up peach pit? 184 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,179 Exactly. 185 00:10:45,213 --> 00:10:49,417 Every pit holds the promise of a mighty tree. 186 00:10:49,450 --> 00:10:51,719 Uh, how is this gonna help me find answers? 187 00:10:51,753 --> 00:10:54,856 Don't ask me. Ask the universe. 188 00:10:54,889 --> 00:10:58,560 Be the pit, Po. Be the pit. 189 00:11:00,395 --> 00:11:02,297 There we go. 190 00:11:02,330 --> 00:11:06,467 All right, universe, give me some guidance. 191 00:11:08,136 --> 00:11:11,706 Inner peace. Inner peace. 192 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:14,175 Inner peace. 193 00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:15,877 Dinner, please. 194 00:11:15,911 --> 00:11:18,146 Dinner with peas. 195 00:11:18,179 --> 00:11:21,716 Snow peas in a sesame soy glaze. 196 00:11:23,184 --> 00:11:26,487 Inner peace. Inner peace. 197 00:11:28,623 --> 00:11:30,391 This is not working at all. 198 00:11:30,425 --> 00:11:32,226 Maybe focus on your breathing. 199 00:11:32,260 --> 00:11:33,628 I'm trying, but it's kind of hard 200 00:11:33,661 --> 00:11:35,363 when you keep talking to me. 201 00:11:35,396 --> 00:11:37,632 Technically, you're talking to you, if you think about it. 202 00:11:37,665 --> 00:11:40,468 Hey, will you two be quiet? I'm trying to concentrate here. 203 00:11:40,501 --> 00:11:42,737 Wait, if I'm Po's inner voice, then who are you? 204 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,872 Uh, I'm Po's inner-inner voice. 205 00:11:44,907 --> 00:11:46,507 How many voices do I have in there? 206 00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:48,643 - You do not want to know. - This dirt is itchy. 207 00:11:48,676 --> 00:11:50,278 - I just love kung fu. - What am I gonna be? 208 00:11:50,311 --> 00:11:51,746 Are we alone in the universe? 209 00:11:54,549 --> 00:11:57,752 Anyone want a cookie? 210 00:12:03,658 --> 00:12:05,360 Universe? 211 00:12:07,195 --> 00:12:08,663 Is that you? 212 00:12:25,914 --> 00:12:28,516 Attention, mysterious figure. 213 00:12:28,549 --> 00:12:32,587 The Dragon Warrior is here to perform justice. 214 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:38,226 I know you're in here. 215 00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:41,562 Just a matter of time before I find you. 216 00:12:42,563 --> 00:12:43,631 Ooh. 217 00:12:50,638 --> 00:12:51,806 Ha! 218 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:54,442 You can't hide from justice forever. 219 00:12:59,014 --> 00:13:01,816 The Dagger of Deng Wa. 220 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,952 You've got excellent taste, I'll give you that. 221 00:13:03,986 --> 00:13:06,487 But I can't give you that. Give it back. 222 00:13:06,521 --> 00:13:08,356 If you insist. 223 00:13:20,002 --> 00:13:22,570 Oh, no. He's got a walking stick. 224 00:13:22,603 --> 00:13:24,439 What are you gonna do, stroll me to death? 225 00:13:24,472 --> 00:13:26,340 This stick is not for the strolling. 226 00:13:26,374 --> 00:13:28,010 It's the Staff of Wisdom. 227 00:13:28,043 --> 00:13:29,477 The Dragon Warrior is gonna be mad 228 00:13:29,510 --> 00:13:30,845 when he finds out you took his stick. 229 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:32,814 I am the Dragon Warrior. 230 00:13:33,781 --> 00:13:35,316 I'm just gonna say it. 231 00:13:35,349 --> 00:13:37,285 Nothing about you says "dragon" or "warrior." 232 00:13:46,794 --> 00:13:49,263 Whoa. 233 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:56,337 How dare you desecrate the Hall of Heroes... 234 00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:57,739 Who's desecrating what now? 235 00:13:57,772 --> 00:13:58,974 Master Ostrich's Egg! 236 00:13:59,007 --> 00:14:00,775 Oops. My bad. 237 00:14:00,808 --> 00:14:02,477 Hi-yah! 238 00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:04,012 The Indestructible Chain Hammer of Master Pangolin. 239 00:14:04,046 --> 00:14:06,481 Whoopsies. 240 00:14:08,984 --> 00:14:11,552 Ha-ha! Ooh. Oh! 241 00:14:17,759 --> 00:14:21,662 The Urn of Whispering Warriors, which I've already broken. 242 00:14:21,696 --> 00:14:22,697 Twice! 243 00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:25,433 Why would you keep an urn of souls? 244 00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:27,368 Feels kind of creepy. 245 00:14:29,604 --> 00:14:31,305 Are you doing okay there, big guy? 246 00:14:31,339 --> 00:14:32,507 You're looking a little tired. 247 00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:34,609 I've never felt more awake! 248 00:14:37,445 --> 00:14:39,380 The War Hammer of Master Chipmunk? 249 00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:43,818 You're gonna pay for that. 250 00:14:46,788 --> 00:14:48,723 Hello? 251 00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:00,368 You faker. 252 00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:03,005 It's not faking. It's called Method. 253 00:15:03,038 --> 00:15:04,940 Catch you later, panda. 254 00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:06,774 No. 255 00:15:13,048 --> 00:15:15,316 I think I'll catch you now. 256 00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:21,522 Whoa! 257 00:15:28,063 --> 00:15:29,797 Whoa! 258 00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:32,466 Whoa! 259 00:15:35,137 --> 00:15:36,704 Told ya. 260 00:15:36,737 --> 00:15:39,841 You got me, oh great and powerful Dumpling Warrior. 261 00:15:39,874 --> 00:15:41,809 That's Dragon Warrior... Ah! 262 00:15:42,844 --> 00:15:44,112 Let go of me. 263 00:15:44,146 --> 00:15:45,646 Just tell me one thing. 264 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,016 How did someone like you become the Dragon Warrior? 265 00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:49,684 That's a mystery for you to solve 266 00:15:49,717 --> 00:15:51,853 during your two-year stay at the Valley of Peace prison. 267 00:15:51,886 --> 00:15:53,155 Valley of Peace prison? 268 00:15:53,188 --> 00:15:54,622 Sounds like a day care. 269 00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:56,524 It is a day care on the weekends. 270 00:15:56,557 --> 00:15:58,726 But it's also a prison. 271 00:15:58,759 --> 00:15:59,760 There he is! 272 00:15:59,794 --> 00:16:01,495 - Dragon Warrior! - Tai Lung is back. 273 00:16:01,529 --> 00:16:03,598 Tai Lung has returned? 274 00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:06,068 He demanded all of our iron, then destroyed our quarry. 275 00:16:06,101 --> 00:16:07,835 He's supposed to be in the Spirit Realm. 276 00:16:07,869 --> 00:16:09,670 - Well, he's back. - He said that he's not gonna stop 277 00:16:09,704 --> 00:16:12,506 until the Valley of Peace falls and the Dragon Warrior 278 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:13,976 - bows before him. - He's back. 279 00:16:14,009 --> 00:16:16,078 - Please, you got to do something. - It was Tai Lung. 280 00:16:16,111 --> 00:16:18,446 Looks like I'm not the only one around here 281 00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:20,015 with a mystery to solve. 282 00:16:20,048 --> 00:16:21,782 Well, you know what they say. 283 00:16:21,816 --> 00:16:27,388 Every step leaves a footprint, no matter how small. 284 00:16:46,174 --> 00:16:49,044 Every step leaves a footprint, 285 00:16:49,077 --> 00:16:51,545 no matter how small. 286 00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:58,619 Very clever, fox. You know something. 287 00:16:58,653 --> 00:17:01,056 Maybe I do, maybe I don't. 288 00:17:01,089 --> 00:17:03,091 Okay, I do. I really, really do. 289 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:04,725 - Tell me. - And why should I? 290 00:17:04,759 --> 00:17:06,194 I mean, what's in it for me? 291 00:17:06,228 --> 00:17:07,963 The peace of mind knowing you did the right thing. 292 00:17:07,996 --> 00:17:10,564 You're adorable. Has anyone ever told you that? 293 00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:12,500 And I don't mean just in, like, in the cuddly sense. 294 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:13,868 I don't have time for games. 295 00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,670 Tai Lung is running loose in the Valley of Peace! 296 00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:20,075 Maybe. Or maybe she wants you to think it was Tai Lung. 297 00:17:20,108 --> 00:17:22,443 - Wait. "She"? - Mine. 298 00:17:23,511 --> 00:17:24,947 The empress of disguise, 299 00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:27,682 capable of taking any form, mimicking any shape. 300 00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:29,483 The master of deception. 301 00:17:29,517 --> 00:17:31,552 The lizard of lies with the glowing teal eyes. 302 00:17:31,585 --> 00:17:33,221 I'm talking 'bout... 303 00:17:33,255 --> 00:17:35,690 The Chameleon. 304 00:17:36,992 --> 00:17:39,493 This is kind of a private conversation. 305 00:17:40,895 --> 00:17:42,496 Who's The Chameleon? 306 00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:44,732 Only the most powerful shape-shifting sorceress. 307 00:17:44,765 --> 00:17:47,601 So she's shape-shifting into Tai Lung! 308 00:17:47,635 --> 00:17:49,837 But what does she have against me and the Valley of Peace? 309 00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:52,107 These are good questions. You should ask her. 310 00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:54,575 You're right. How do I find this... 311 00:17:54,608 --> 00:17:56,078 The Chameleon? 312 00:17:56,111 --> 00:17:57,578 She isn't someone who can be found. 313 00:17:57,611 --> 00:18:00,548 At least not without someone in the know. 314 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:03,285 And how do I find someone in the know? 315 00:18:03,318 --> 00:18:04,785 Oh, it's me. 316 00:18:04,819 --> 00:18:06,121 It's obviously... It's-it's me. 317 00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:07,722 I'm in the... I mean, I'm in the know. 318 00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:10,858 Forget it. I'll find her on my own. 319 00:18:10,891 --> 00:18:11,559 Good luck. 320 00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:13,261 After all, how hard can it be 321 00:18:13,295 --> 00:18:16,831 to find someone who can look like anyone, blend in anywhere? 322 00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:22,037 Fine. You lead me to The Chameleon, 323 00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:24,872 and I'll see what I can do about reducing your sentence. 324 00:18:24,906 --> 00:18:26,041 Deal. 325 00:18:26,707 --> 00:18:28,143 - Po! - Ah! 326 00:18:28,176 --> 00:18:29,610 What do you think you're doing? 327 00:18:29,643 --> 00:18:31,013 Th-There's this 328 00:18:31,046 --> 00:18:32,880 shape-shifting sorceress on the loose and... 329 00:18:32,914 --> 00:18:34,950 That's a job for the Furious Five. 330 00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,550 Well, they're not here. 331 00:18:36,584 --> 00:18:38,153 And someone needs to protect the Valley of Peace. 332 00:18:38,186 --> 00:18:39,787 Look, I know that change is difficult 333 00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:42,290 and that you enjoy being the Dragon Warrior, 334 00:18:42,324 --> 00:18:44,892 but your job is finding a successor. 335 00:18:44,926 --> 00:18:46,560 The Dragon Warrior and I have a deal. 336 00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:48,562 Mind your own business, squirrel. 337 00:18:48,596 --> 00:18:50,165 Master Shifu is not a squirrel. 338 00:18:50,198 --> 00:18:51,665 I'm a red panda. 339 00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:54,302 You know what? I love that for you. 340 00:18:54,336 --> 00:18:56,038 Po, this is your decision. 341 00:18:56,071 --> 00:18:59,141 But I think you know what choice Master Oogway 342 00:18:59,174 --> 00:19:00,808 would want you to make. 343 00:19:05,213 --> 00:19:07,349 - Thanks for the free stay. - What are you doing? 344 00:19:07,382 --> 00:19:08,682 - Little dank for a day care. - Wait. 345 00:19:08,716 --> 00:19:09,918 Not bad for a jail. 346 00:19:09,951 --> 00:19:11,286 - Where is she going? - You can't leave. 347 00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:12,653 Don't worry. I'll have her back 348 00:19:12,686 --> 00:19:14,722 before you even know she was gone. 349 00:19:14,755 --> 00:19:16,258 You are supposed to be passing along wisdom 350 00:19:16,291 --> 00:19:17,892 and inspiring hope! 351 00:19:17,926 --> 00:19:20,661 Just think of it as one last Dragon Warrior adventure. 352 00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:23,098 I'll be back soon. Tell my dads I love 'em. 353 00:19:23,131 --> 00:19:24,099 I can't hear you anymore! 354 00:19:24,132 --> 00:19:26,068 Bye! 355 00:19:27,802 --> 00:19:28,702 Yeah! 356 00:19:28,736 --> 00:19:31,339 It sure is good to be a free fox again. 357 00:19:31,373 --> 00:19:33,707 - That's a good back scratcher. Yoink! - Hey! 358 00:19:33,741 --> 00:19:36,677 So does this really unlock the door to the Spirit Realm? 359 00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:38,080 It doesn't work like that. 360 00:19:38,113 --> 00:19:40,815 It has to be given in order to gain its powers. 361 00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:42,350 Gotcha. Given to gain. 362 00:19:42,384 --> 00:19:44,352 - So, uh, can I have it? - No! 363 00:19:44,386 --> 00:19:46,654 - What do you take me for? - An easy mark. 364 00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:47,855 What's an easy mark? 365 00:19:47,888 --> 00:19:49,623 Someone who's easy to steal from. 366 00:19:49,657 --> 00:19:51,725 Usually because they're generous and too trusting. 367 00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:54,096 - Like you. - Aw, thank you. 368 00:19:55,997 --> 00:19:58,666 I heard The Chameleon is a monster 369 00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:00,768 with an appetite of a thousand predators. 370 00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:02,904 And her favorite food is panda. 371 00:20:02,938 --> 00:20:06,740 They say this Chameleon character has magical powers. 372 00:20:06,774 --> 00:20:08,709 If you say her name three times, 373 00:20:08,742 --> 00:20:10,345 she'll take you away in the night! 374 00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:15,117 The Chameleon can shape-shift to look like anyone. 375 00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:17,152 - Even you. - Or you. 376 00:20:20,355 --> 00:20:22,823 Mr. Li, Mr. Li, is it true? 377 00:20:22,857 --> 00:20:25,726 Po's going to take down an evil sorceress? 378 00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:27,728 The-The Chameleon? 379 00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:30,898 Well, a Dragon Warrior's work is never done. 380 00:20:30,932 --> 00:20:34,069 Li, I'm thinking Po teaming up with a convicted felon 381 00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:38,173 to take down an evil sorceress wasn't such a great idea. 382 00:20:38,206 --> 00:20:40,875 Relax. Po has faced demons, 383 00:20:40,909 --> 00:20:42,877 demigods and everything else in between. 384 00:20:42,911 --> 00:20:44,279 He's always come out on top. 385 00:20:44,312 --> 00:20:46,448 Ah, you're right. You're right. 386 00:20:46,481 --> 00:20:48,283 But what if you're wrong? 387 00:20:48,316 --> 00:20:50,018 Calm down, Ping. 388 00:20:50,051 --> 00:20:53,754 How bad can one evil sorceress be? 389 00:20:55,090 --> 00:20:57,159 Who is she to summon us? 390 00:20:57,192 --> 00:20:59,060 Classic power move. 391 00:20:59,094 --> 00:21:00,428 We're the heads of 392 00:21:00,462 --> 00:21:02,164 Juniper City's most prominent crime families. 393 00:21:02,197 --> 00:21:05,866 And she's just some bug-eyed, power hungry reptilian runt. 394 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,701 You left out the evil sorceress part. 395 00:21:07,735 --> 00:21:09,371 We used to run this city. 396 00:21:09,404 --> 00:21:12,007 Now we pay her half the money we swindle. 397 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,742 It's like a criminal can't make an honest living anymore. 398 00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:16,211 Yeah, but what can we do? 399 00:21:17,245 --> 00:21:19,314 Together, we can take her down. 400 00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:20,814 Are you nuts? 401 00:21:20,848 --> 00:21:22,250 She's a shape-shifter. 402 00:21:22,284 --> 00:21:26,687 She could be at this very table, and we'd have no idea. 403 00:21:27,821 --> 00:21:30,192 For all we know, you're The Chameleon! 404 00:21:30,225 --> 00:21:32,194 Or you're The Chameleon! 405 00:21:32,227 --> 00:21:33,827 - Or maybe... - Oh, no. 406 00:21:33,861 --> 00:21:35,063 - ... maybe... - Don't say it. 407 00:21:35,096 --> 00:21:37,432 I'm The Chameleon. 408 00:21:37,465 --> 00:21:38,967 I said don't say it. 409 00:21:45,873 --> 00:21:47,841 We obviously spoke out of turn. 410 00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:49,244 Sorry, Chameleon. 411 00:21:49,277 --> 00:21:50,979 No, no, don't apologize. 412 00:21:51,012 --> 00:21:55,083 You and your families prospered by preying upon the weak. 413 00:21:55,116 --> 00:21:59,254 So it doesn't feel good when you're the one being squeezed. 414 00:21:59,287 --> 00:22:01,855 Especially when the one doing the squeezing 415 00:22:01,889 --> 00:22:05,427 is just a "bug-eyed, power hungry..." 416 00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:07,195 What was the rest? 417 00:22:07,229 --> 00:22:08,997 Reptilian runt. 418 00:22:09,030 --> 00:22:13,235 Well, this reptilian runt wants more. 419 00:22:13,268 --> 00:22:15,036 You already have the city. 420 00:22:15,070 --> 00:22:17,272 What else could you possibly want? 421 00:22:17,305 --> 00:22:18,506 I have something special in mind. 422 00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:21,376 I'm very close to achieving it. 423 00:22:21,409 --> 00:22:23,011 As close as the blood moon. 424 00:22:23,044 --> 00:22:25,879 But the blood moon is two nights away. 425 00:22:25,914 --> 00:22:28,383 So little time, so many expenses. 426 00:22:28,416 --> 00:22:30,452 Which is why I'll need to increase 427 00:22:30,485 --> 00:22:34,022 this month's tribute to 60%. 428 00:22:34,055 --> 00:22:35,156 No. 429 00:22:39,594 --> 00:22:41,363 What was that, now? 430 00:22:41,396 --> 00:22:44,798 I mean no disrespect. 431 00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:47,801 Don't worry. 432 00:22:47,835 --> 00:22:51,473 I forgive you for the impudence 433 00:22:51,506 --> 00:22:53,541 and the backstabbing 434 00:22:53,575 --> 00:22:57,412 and the blatant disrespect you've shown me. 435 00:22:57,445 --> 00:22:59,180 I forgive. 436 00:22:59,214 --> 00:23:01,882 But I never forget. 437 00:23:01,916 --> 00:23:04,319 You might say I have the memory... 438 00:23:04,352 --> 00:23:05,453 Oh, don't say it. 439 00:23:05,487 --> 00:23:07,389 of an elephant. 440 00:23:23,138 --> 00:23:26,541 You think I've pushed you too far? 441 00:23:26,574 --> 00:23:29,344 Then you, my friend, can't begin 442 00:23:29,377 --> 00:23:30,545 to fathom... 443 00:23:30,578 --> 00:23:34,549 just how far I can push. 444 00:23:40,322 --> 00:23:43,891 I'll expect your tributes by dawn. 445 00:23:47,262 --> 00:23:49,863 Are we gonna stop for lunch soon? 446 00:23:49,897 --> 00:23:51,466 Justice doesn't stop for lunch. 447 00:23:51,499 --> 00:23:54,569 But it does take the occasional time-out for snackage. 448 00:23:54,602 --> 00:23:56,204 Want to split my almond cookie? 449 00:23:56,237 --> 00:23:58,306 You're just gonna give me half of your cookie 450 00:23:58,340 --> 00:24:00,542 - out of the goodness of your heart? - Mm-hmm. 451 00:24:00,575 --> 00:24:02,277 What's the catch, the rub, the bamboozle? 452 00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:04,012 - The "bam-what-le"? - You know, the fleece, 453 00:24:04,045 --> 00:24:05,413 the rook, the flimflam. 454 00:24:05,447 --> 00:24:07,949 Do you want the cookie or not? 455 00:24:10,652 --> 00:24:13,321 I got my eye on you. 456 00:24:14,055 --> 00:24:16,890 How much farther is it to this The Chameleon? 457 00:24:16,925 --> 00:24:18,560 Just a little farther. 458 00:24:33,074 --> 00:24:36,411 Li, what are you doing out here in the middle of the night? 459 00:24:36,444 --> 00:24:40,215 Well, I... I-I didn't want to miss the blood moon rising. 460 00:24:40,248 --> 00:24:40,915 Oh, pooh. 461 00:24:40,949 --> 00:24:43,017 You are just as worried as I am. 462 00:24:43,051 --> 00:24:44,419 All right, all right. 463 00:24:44,452 --> 00:24:47,422 I know pandas come across as calm, gentle and chill, 464 00:24:47,455 --> 00:24:49,591 but the truth is 465 00:24:49,624 --> 00:24:52,127 - I'm kind of freaking out! - So am I. 466 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,695 Po is just too calm, gentle and chill 467 00:24:53,728 --> 00:24:56,364 to face a shape-shifting sorceress. 468 00:24:56,398 --> 00:24:59,434 - What if he's captured? - What if he's tortured? 469 00:24:59,467 --> 00:25:01,403 Our baby! 470 00:25:02,437 --> 00:25:03,638 Okay, okay. 471 00:25:03,671 --> 00:25:06,007 Maybe Po has finally met his match, 472 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,309 but there is still something that he has 473 00:25:08,343 --> 00:25:11,146 - that The Chameleon does not. - What's that? 474 00:25:11,179 --> 00:25:12,180 Us. 475 00:25:12,213 --> 00:25:15,316 Now, let's go find our son. 476 00:25:15,350 --> 00:25:16,217 I hope Po's okay. 477 00:25:16,251 --> 00:25:19,320 You know, Li, a wise goose once said, 478 00:25:19,354 --> 00:25:22,490 "Worrying doesn't make the broth boil any faster." 479 00:25:22,524 --> 00:25:24,092 Who was that idiot? 480 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:26,394 Me, of course. I was the wise goose. 481 00:25:26,428 --> 00:25:27,495 Oh, yeah. 482 00:25:28,463 --> 00:25:30,098 Whoa! 483 00:25:30,131 --> 00:25:32,167 That's the biggest village I've ever seen. 484 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,968 That's no village. 485 00:25:34,002 --> 00:25:36,037 That's Juniper City. 486 00:25:36,070 --> 00:25:37,739 That's where I'll find The Chameleon, huh? 487 00:25:37,772 --> 00:25:39,240 Just a boat ride away. 488 00:25:39,274 --> 00:25:42,043 And I'm gonna lead you right to her front door. 489 00:25:42,076 --> 00:25:43,978 Are you sure we'll find a boat captain in there? 490 00:25:44,012 --> 00:25:45,280 For the right price, those cutthroats 491 00:25:45,313 --> 00:25:46,714 will take us anywhere we want to go. 492 00:25:46,748 --> 00:25:48,716 Of course, we could always opt for 493 00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:50,552 the four-finger discount. 494 00:25:50,585 --> 00:25:52,120 No stealing. 495 00:25:52,754 --> 00:25:54,255 "The Happy Bunny Tavern." 496 00:25:54,289 --> 00:25:56,324 Well, that sounds inviting. 497 00:26:01,129 --> 00:26:03,031 Anybody lose a rabbit? 498 00:26:09,504 --> 00:26:11,172 Stir faster! 499 00:26:13,041 --> 00:26:16,110 Welcome to the Happy Bunny Tavern. 500 00:26:16,144 --> 00:26:19,380 I'll find us a ride. Maybe you can get us some food. 501 00:26:19,414 --> 00:26:21,282 And stay out of trouble. 502 00:26:22,517 --> 00:26:25,253 Hey, what you guys playing? 503 00:26:25,286 --> 00:26:26,221 Mah-jongg. 504 00:26:26,254 --> 00:26:28,022 And the stakes are high. 505 00:26:28,056 --> 00:26:29,691 Can I play? Surely you'll go easy 506 00:26:29,724 --> 00:26:32,494 on a beginner, 'cause I'm very beginning. 507 00:26:34,395 --> 00:26:35,463 Hey there. 508 00:26:35,497 --> 00:26:38,099 - What can I get you? - A boat ride to Juniper City. 509 00:26:38,132 --> 00:26:39,400 Ask this guy. 510 00:26:41,769 --> 00:26:43,705 - Who's he? - He's the captain. 511 00:26:43,738 --> 00:26:45,406 Thanks. 512 00:26:48,710 --> 00:26:51,446 Oh, I win again. Beginner's luck, I guess. 513 00:26:51,479 --> 00:26:52,780 Never played before, huh? 514 00:26:52,814 --> 00:26:55,149 I'm sorry, are you accusing me of cheating? 515 00:26:55,183 --> 00:26:57,552 I would like to speak to the manager, please. 516 00:26:57,585 --> 00:26:59,821 I am the manager. 517 00:26:59,854 --> 00:27:01,623 I'll give you a boat ride to Juniper City, 518 00:27:01,656 --> 00:27:04,192 but I won't carry anything illegal. 519 00:27:04,225 --> 00:27:05,660 I don't want any trouble. 520 00:27:05,693 --> 00:27:07,395 Trouble runs from me. 521 00:27:07,428 --> 00:27:09,230 Then it'll cost you double. 522 00:27:09,264 --> 00:27:11,399 I'm confused. Should I have said that I like trouble? 523 00:27:11,432 --> 00:27:13,334 In that case, it'll cost you triple. 524 00:27:13,368 --> 00:27:16,304 Oh, uh, maybe we can go back to the double price. 525 00:27:18,506 --> 00:27:20,375 You got a deal. 526 00:27:20,408 --> 00:27:23,344 Great. Do I shake his hand or your hand? 527 00:27:23,378 --> 00:27:25,747 Can I get anything else for you, ma'am? 528 00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:27,315 Yes. Everything, again. 529 00:27:27,348 --> 00:27:29,284 Except for the broth. It was very bland. 530 00:27:29,317 --> 00:27:31,286 Keep stirring! 531 00:27:32,287 --> 00:27:35,690 Whoa! One of everything is my go-to order. 532 00:27:35,723 --> 00:27:37,191 But how did you pay for this? 533 00:27:37,225 --> 00:27:39,093 Legally, lawfully, fair and square. 534 00:27:39,127 --> 00:27:40,628 I'm proud of you. 535 00:27:50,906 --> 00:27:52,273 Oh, wow. Look at the time. 536 00:27:52,307 --> 00:27:53,575 Remember we have to do that thing 537 00:27:53,608 --> 00:27:55,443 down by the place with that guy? 538 00:27:55,476 --> 00:28:00,148 Did you actually think you could grift a meal out of me? 539 00:28:00,181 --> 00:28:01,349 There's got to be 540 00:28:01,382 --> 00:28:03,318 some sort of misunderstanding here. 541 00:28:04,652 --> 00:28:07,455 And apparently, I'm the one misunderstanding. 542 00:28:07,488 --> 00:28:10,725 Please allow us to pay for our meal and yours, too. 543 00:28:10,758 --> 00:28:12,727 I'm only hungry for... 544 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,195 - Dumplings? - ... vengeance. 545 00:28:14,228 --> 00:28:16,197 Well, then, come and get it. 546 00:28:16,230 --> 00:28:18,166 No! No, no, no, no! Don't come and get it! 547 00:28:18,199 --> 00:28:20,368 Destroy them! 548 00:28:32,814 --> 00:28:34,248 I got it! 549 00:28:36,784 --> 00:28:38,486 Hi-yah! 550 00:28:42,925 --> 00:28:44,927 - Whoa! - There you go. 551 00:28:47,261 --> 00:28:48,796 All better. 552 00:28:48,830 --> 00:28:49,932 Come on. 553 00:28:49,965 --> 00:28:51,366 Gotcha. 554 00:28:51,399 --> 00:28:53,735 Keep stirring! 555 00:29:01,609 --> 00:29:03,144 Hi-yah! 556 00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:13,122 Whoa! 557 00:29:21,729 --> 00:29:23,264 I'll take that. 558 00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:27,535 Think this belongs to you. 559 00:29:31,539 --> 00:29:32,573 Hi-yah! 560 00:29:40,314 --> 00:29:41,816 No stealing. 561 00:29:47,422 --> 00:29:49,223 Yeah, I think it's a little too late for that. 562 00:29:49,257 --> 00:29:51,359 It's never too late to do the right thing. 563 00:29:51,392 --> 00:29:52,928 Get them! 564 00:29:52,961 --> 00:29:54,729 - Watch out! - Whoa! 565 00:29:55,998 --> 00:29:57,465 Huh? 566 00:30:02,037 --> 00:30:03,906 Skadoosh! 567 00:30:10,445 --> 00:30:12,847 Whoa. Nice move. 568 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,248 You got to teach me that. 569 00:30:14,282 --> 00:30:16,484 You die, panda! 570 00:30:31,332 --> 00:30:33,501 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 571 00:30:35,336 --> 00:30:36,804 Who designs a tavern on a cliff? 572 00:30:36,838 --> 00:30:40,008 I shouldn't have eaten all those dumplings. 573 00:30:41,076 --> 00:30:43,711 Huh? Uh-oh. 574 00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:50,284 Sail ho! 575 00:30:55,157 --> 00:30:56,925 Back up! 576 00:30:56,959 --> 00:30:58,860 Move, move, move! 577 00:31:02,463 --> 00:31:03,798 Uh, not that I'm worried, 578 00:31:03,831 --> 00:31:07,035 but what if The Chameleon knows we're coming? 579 00:31:07,069 --> 00:31:09,370 Why, she could be anywhere. Anyone. 580 00:31:09,403 --> 00:31:12,373 Li, would you please show a little backbone? 581 00:31:12,406 --> 00:31:15,710 I'm sorry, but bravery was never really my specialty. 582 00:31:15,743 --> 00:31:18,379 You don't have to be brave. 583 00:31:18,412 --> 00:31:20,648 You just have to act brave. 584 00:31:20,681 --> 00:31:22,784 Act brave. Got it. 585 00:31:24,685 --> 00:31:26,088 Oh! Oh! Li! 586 00:31:27,956 --> 00:31:30,658 - Hold on! - Hold me, Ping! 587 00:31:30,691 --> 00:31:32,928 - It's all been for nothing! - Please, no! 588 00:31:32,961 --> 00:31:34,062 I'm too young! 589 00:31:34,096 --> 00:31:36,330 Oh! 590 00:31:39,433 --> 00:31:41,003 How was that for acting brave? 591 00:31:41,036 --> 00:31:43,571 Keep working on it. 592 00:31:46,841 --> 00:31:49,410 Juniper City. 593 00:31:49,443 --> 00:31:51,846 It's gonna be great to be back home again. 594 00:31:51,879 --> 00:31:53,381 Does your family live there, too? 595 00:31:53,414 --> 00:31:55,616 They would if I had a family. 596 00:31:55,650 --> 00:31:59,087 It wasn't easy being a little fox in a big city. 597 00:31:59,121 --> 00:32:02,057 So I had to survive any way I could. 598 00:32:02,090 --> 00:32:04,026 - Hey! - Grifting. 599 00:32:04,059 --> 00:32:06,128 Shilling. Gaffing. 600 00:32:06,161 --> 00:32:09,330 Stop running. Stop running! 601 00:32:14,435 --> 00:32:16,504 Whoa. You're an orphan? So am I. 602 00:32:16,537 --> 00:32:18,106 Well, I mean, I was. 603 00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:20,474 My goose dad adopted me, and then later, 604 00:32:20,508 --> 00:32:22,144 my panda dad found me. 605 00:32:22,177 --> 00:32:25,847 Goose dads, panda dads. Guess it takes all kinds. 606 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,116 Right, Mom? 607 00:32:28,150 --> 00:32:29,985 Then, one day, a local took me in, 608 00:32:30,018 --> 00:32:31,619 put a roof over my head, 609 00:32:31,652 --> 00:32:33,721 gave me clothes to wear, food to eat. 610 00:32:33,754 --> 00:32:36,124 After that, I was never alone again. 611 00:32:36,158 --> 00:32:38,160 - I guess we both got lucky. - I guess. 612 00:32:38,193 --> 00:32:39,727 Hey, tell me something. 613 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,762 - Back in the Valley of Geese... - Peace. 614 00:32:41,796 --> 00:32:43,497 what did that angry little squirrel mean... 615 00:32:43,531 --> 00:32:44,665 - Red panda. - ... when he said 616 00:32:44,699 --> 00:32:46,601 you had to find your successor? 617 00:32:46,634 --> 00:32:49,604 Now that I'm supposed to become Spiritual Leader, 618 00:32:49,637 --> 00:32:51,472 I have to find a worthy successor 619 00:32:51,505 --> 00:32:53,541 to take over as the Dragon Warrior. 620 00:32:53,574 --> 00:32:55,177 Once you're on top, that's where you want to stay, right? 621 00:32:55,210 --> 00:32:56,644 No, it's just that... 622 00:32:56,677 --> 00:32:58,113 What do I know about being a Spiritual Leader? 623 00:32:58,146 --> 00:32:59,547 I can't even come up with 624 00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:00,648 one of those cool-sounding proverbs. 625 00:33:00,681 --> 00:33:03,584 "Life's greatest enemy is..." 626 00:33:03,618 --> 00:33:05,820 Uh, I don't know. Stairs? 627 00:33:05,853 --> 00:33:07,488 Okay. 628 00:33:07,521 --> 00:33:10,691 Everyone knows life's greatest enemy is time. 629 00:33:10,725 --> 00:33:13,728 I guess it's just easier to hold on to the life you know 630 00:33:13,761 --> 00:33:15,463 than move on to the one you don't. 631 00:33:15,496 --> 00:33:16,932 Hey, that was pretty good. 632 00:33:16,965 --> 00:33:19,935 Yeah. Maybe she should be the Spiritual Leader 633 00:33:19,968 --> 00:33:21,904 of the Valley of Geese. 634 00:33:23,138 --> 00:33:25,908 Whoa, that guy. He drinks like a fish. 635 00:33:25,941 --> 00:33:27,642 Should he be driving? 636 00:33:52,267 --> 00:33:55,569 We've come to pay tribute, as you requested. 637 00:33:55,603 --> 00:33:57,205 Looks a little light. 638 00:33:57,239 --> 00:33:59,207 Go back out and get me more. 639 00:33:59,241 --> 00:34:01,475 - More? - But-but, Chameleon... 640 00:34:01,509 --> 00:34:04,212 Go. Before I toss you down another flight of stairs. 641 00:34:07,715 --> 00:34:10,986 At last, my destiny approaches. 642 00:34:14,689 --> 00:34:17,692 I'll expand my rule from Juniper City 643 00:34:17,725 --> 00:34:20,228 to every city and town and village 644 00:34:20,262 --> 00:34:24,066 from here to the Valley of Peace and beyond. 645 00:34:28,003 --> 00:34:30,638 They will all know the name 646 00:34:30,671 --> 00:34:33,175 of The Chameleon! 647 00:34:33,208 --> 00:34:34,842 Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 648 00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:36,544 Zhen! 649 00:34:36,577 --> 00:34:38,813 I had a vision. I saw The Chameleon. 650 00:34:38,846 --> 00:34:40,514 She's gonna take over cities and towns 651 00:34:40,548 --> 00:34:41,984 and the Valley of Peace. 652 00:34:42,017 --> 00:34:43,584 A vision? 653 00:34:43,617 --> 00:34:45,120 While you were asleep. 654 00:34:45,153 --> 00:34:46,620 I'm pretty sure that's just a dream. 655 00:34:46,654 --> 00:34:48,123 Not a dream! A vision. 656 00:34:48,156 --> 00:34:50,558 Either I had a bad dumpling before I went to sleep 657 00:34:50,591 --> 00:34:51,994 or it's a Dragon Warrior thing. 658 00:34:52,027 --> 00:34:54,262 We got to get to The Chameleon and take her down. 659 00:34:54,296 --> 00:34:55,896 Well, then, you're in luck. 660 00:34:55,931 --> 00:34:58,766 Welcome to Juniper City. 661 00:35:03,271 --> 00:35:05,639 Whoa! 662 00:35:07,275 --> 00:35:08,676 This is the place 663 00:35:08,709 --> 00:35:10,611 where you can be whatever you want to be, 664 00:35:10,644 --> 00:35:12,680 do whatever you want to do 665 00:35:12,713 --> 00:35:16,018 and steal whatever you want to steal. 666 00:35:16,051 --> 00:35:17,618 Uh, if that's your thing. 667 00:35:17,651 --> 00:35:20,155 Land ho! 668 00:35:21,856 --> 00:35:23,925 Whoa. That came out of nowhere. 669 00:35:36,271 --> 00:35:38,140 - Whoa! - Move! - Look out! 670 00:35:38,173 --> 00:35:40,308 - Sorry. - Out of the way! 671 00:35:40,342 --> 00:35:43,145 I've never seen so much traffic before. 672 00:35:43,178 --> 00:35:45,313 You don't have rush hour in the Valley of Peace? 673 00:35:45,347 --> 00:35:47,815 No one's ever in that much of a rush. 674 00:35:48,816 --> 00:35:50,118 Come on! 675 00:35:55,023 --> 00:35:57,092 Well, sure is good to be home again. 676 00:35:57,125 --> 00:35:59,061 The sights, the sounds... 677 00:36:00,195 --> 00:36:01,796 The smells. 678 00:36:03,031 --> 00:36:04,865 Oh... 679 00:36:05,733 --> 00:36:07,835 It's a wonton wonderland! 680 00:36:07,868 --> 00:36:09,570 Hoo-hoo-hoo! 681 00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:13,208 Yeah! 682 00:36:13,241 --> 00:36:15,709 Whoa. 683 00:36:15,743 --> 00:36:17,812 Po. Po! 684 00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:18,947 Focus! 685 00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:20,848 This city is the most amazing place I've ever seen! 686 00:36:20,881 --> 00:36:22,350 I used to feel the same way 687 00:36:22,384 --> 00:36:24,652 until The Chameleon got her claws into it. 688 00:36:35,030 --> 00:36:37,898 Tonight we take down The Chameleon. 689 00:36:37,933 --> 00:36:39,034 Oh, yeah. 690 00:36:39,067 --> 00:36:41,303 I'll show you where this villainous sorceress lurks 691 00:36:41,336 --> 00:36:42,837 as she dominates the city. 692 00:36:42,870 --> 00:36:44,406 Is she lurking in that villainous tower 693 00:36:44,439 --> 00:36:46,174 dominating the city? 694 00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:49,144 - How'd you know? - Eh, not my first time 695 00:36:49,177 --> 00:36:50,711 taking down a villain. 696 00:36:50,744 --> 00:36:52,280 - Let's keep moving. - Hey, Zhen. 697 00:36:52,314 --> 00:36:54,249 - Hey-ya, Zhen. - Long time no see. 698 00:36:54,282 --> 00:36:55,783 - How you doing, Zhen? - Wow. 699 00:36:55,816 --> 00:36:58,120 - You're quite the local celeb. - Yeah, well, 700 00:36:58,153 --> 00:37:01,156 let's just say a face like mine is hard to forget. 701 00:37:03,125 --> 00:37:04,259 What? 702 00:37:04,292 --> 00:37:05,793 You're a wanted criminal? 703 00:37:05,826 --> 00:37:07,828 You sound surprised. Is this surprising? 704 00:37:07,862 --> 00:37:08,997 I don't think this is surprising. 705 00:37:09,030 --> 00:37:11,199 You never mentioned you were wanted. 706 00:37:11,233 --> 00:37:12,733 Don't worry. 707 00:37:12,766 --> 00:37:14,735 The law has better things to do than look for me. 708 00:37:14,768 --> 00:37:17,139 - Hey, fox. - We've been looking for you. 709 00:37:17,172 --> 00:37:19,740 - Must be a slow work week. - I'll handle this. 710 00:37:19,773 --> 00:37:22,743 Morning, Officers. Dragon Warrior here. 711 00:37:22,776 --> 00:37:26,281 The fox and I are here on official Dragon Warrior biz. 712 00:37:26,314 --> 00:37:28,083 - Dragon who? - Warrior what? 713 00:37:28,116 --> 00:37:30,285 Dragon Warrior? Anyone? 714 00:37:30,318 --> 00:37:31,685 Nothing? 715 00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:34,122 Perhaps you know me better as... 716 00:37:34,156 --> 00:37:36,191 the Kung Fu Panda! 717 00:37:37,892 --> 00:37:39,894 Wait, wait! 718 00:37:39,928 --> 00:37:41,762 Can you believe that guy? 719 00:37:41,795 --> 00:37:43,198 - Ah, come on! - Okay. 720 00:37:43,231 --> 00:37:46,968 So we tried it your way. Now we try it mine. 721 00:37:47,668 --> 00:37:50,172 Wait, what's your way? 722 00:37:51,739 --> 00:37:53,874 Sorry. 723 00:37:54,976 --> 00:37:57,179 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 724 00:37:57,212 --> 00:37:58,779 You can't run away from the law. 725 00:37:58,812 --> 00:38:00,115 You're a wanted criminal. 726 00:38:00,148 --> 00:38:02,750 Yeah, well, it looks like I'm not the only one. 727 00:38:02,783 --> 00:38:04,986 Wow, city life really is fast-paced. 728 00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:07,088 We got to get out of here before they call for... 729 00:38:09,958 --> 00:38:10,958 backup. 730 00:38:15,263 --> 00:38:16,764 That's a lot of bull. 731 00:38:16,797 --> 00:38:18,300 Run! 732 00:38:24,639 --> 00:38:26,474 Let's go. Let's go! 733 00:38:35,283 --> 00:38:37,219 Ooh! Ow! 734 00:38:42,357 --> 00:38:44,459 Whoa. 735 00:38:46,894 --> 00:38:48,964 Whoa! 736 00:38:48,997 --> 00:38:51,333 Oh! 737 00:39:05,013 --> 00:39:06,047 Let's go. 738 00:39:07,315 --> 00:39:08,950 Whoa! 739 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:16,091 I'm falling... very slowly. 740 00:39:16,124 --> 00:39:17,359 Oh! 741 00:39:31,172 --> 00:39:32,307 Sorry. 742 00:39:48,456 --> 00:39:49,557 Whew. 743 00:39:57,265 --> 00:39:59,067 There they are! 744 00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:02,304 We don't have time for a drum solo. 745 00:40:03,871 --> 00:40:05,340 We're trapped. 746 00:40:13,548 --> 00:40:16,584 I heard drumming. 747 00:40:17,285 --> 00:40:19,554 - It isn't much farther now. - You always say that, 748 00:40:19,587 --> 00:40:22,057 and it's always so much farther. 749 00:40:23,425 --> 00:40:24,858 Whoa. 750 00:40:24,892 --> 00:40:26,461 What is this place? 751 00:40:26,494 --> 00:40:27,996 Home sweet home. 752 00:40:28,029 --> 00:40:29,564 Some of the best crooks and criminals 753 00:40:29,597 --> 00:40:32,067 in all of Juniper City live here. 754 00:40:33,968 --> 00:40:35,170 Careful. These guys will steal your pants 755 00:40:35,203 --> 00:40:37,405 right off ya, and you'll never know it. 756 00:40:40,241 --> 00:40:44,212 Uh-oh. Now, you kids be careful with those fireworks. 757 00:40:48,583 --> 00:40:50,051 Ooh. 758 00:40:55,156 --> 00:40:56,358 Ow! 759 00:41:00,362 --> 00:41:01,629 Oh. 760 00:41:03,398 --> 00:41:05,567 So you're friends with all these people? 761 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,502 They're practically family. 762 00:41:07,535 --> 00:41:09,037 Zhen. 763 00:41:13,441 --> 00:41:15,610 Oh! Is that really you? 764 00:41:15,643 --> 00:41:18,113 Han, my old mentor. 765 00:41:18,146 --> 00:41:20,181 I always knew someday you'll find your way home 766 00:41:20,215 --> 00:41:22,550 back to the den. And when you did... 767 00:41:24,152 --> 00:41:27,122 I'd be sure to give you a proper homecoming. 768 00:41:27,155 --> 00:41:29,257 - Family, huh? - More like distant cousins. 769 00:41:29,290 --> 00:41:31,659 All right, how should we do this? 770 00:41:31,693 --> 00:41:35,029 Quick and painless or slow and painful? 771 00:41:35,063 --> 00:41:38,166 Slow and painful. Slow and painful. 772 00:41:38,199 --> 00:41:41,269 All right, you little scamps. Slow and painful it is. 773 00:41:41,302 --> 00:41:42,604 - Yay! - Hooray! 774 00:41:42,637 --> 00:41:44,272 You really don't want to do this. 775 00:41:44,305 --> 00:41:46,241 - And why is that? - Because if you so much as 776 00:41:46,274 --> 00:41:49,644 lay one claw on me, you're gonna have to answer to... 777 00:41:49,677 --> 00:41:51,212 the Dragon Warrior. 778 00:41:51,246 --> 00:41:53,581 Warrior. Warrior. Warrior. 779 00:41:53,615 --> 00:41:55,617 Warrior. Warrior. 780 00:41:55,650 --> 00:41:56,985 Who? 781 00:41:58,453 --> 00:42:02,557 Oh, man, are my adventures really that regional? 782 00:42:02,590 --> 00:42:04,659 Introduce them, Po. 783 00:42:04,692 --> 00:42:07,295 To your fists. 784 00:42:12,066 --> 00:42:14,102 Remember, Po, there are other ways 785 00:42:14,135 --> 00:42:16,337 to bring peace than by kicking butt. 786 00:42:16,371 --> 00:42:17,639 Ah, come on. Really? 787 00:42:17,672 --> 00:42:20,175 - Now? - Yes, now. 788 00:42:20,208 --> 00:42:23,578 Hold on. Shouldn't my inner Shifus have differing opinions? 789 00:42:23,611 --> 00:42:25,013 We are in total agreement. 790 00:42:25,046 --> 00:42:27,015 With our mutual disappointment. 791 00:42:27,048 --> 00:42:28,483 In you. 792 00:42:29,717 --> 00:42:30,985 Wait. 793 00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:36,691 He who resorts to violence now... 794 00:42:36,724 --> 00:42:40,128 will only find more violence later. 795 00:42:42,363 --> 00:42:45,333 So what you're saying is, if we don't hurt Zhen 796 00:42:45,366 --> 00:42:46,601 a little now... 797 00:42:46,634 --> 00:42:48,603 We can hurt her a lot later. 798 00:42:48,636 --> 00:42:50,505 What? No, that's not what I said. 799 00:42:50,538 --> 00:42:52,373 Yes! And more violence later 800 00:42:52,407 --> 00:42:55,076 is better than less violence now. 801 00:42:55,109 --> 00:42:56,478 No, no, no, no, I think you're misunderstanding 802 00:42:56,511 --> 00:42:57,479 the fundamental point of what... 803 00:42:57,512 --> 00:42:58,746 - More violence! - Hooray! 804 00:42:58,780 --> 00:43:00,548 Violence makes my tummy tingle. 805 00:43:00,582 --> 00:43:02,684 You know, that panda makes a lot of good points. 806 00:43:02,717 --> 00:43:04,352 I like it. 807 00:43:04,385 --> 00:43:06,621 Violence! Violence! Violence! 808 00:43:06,654 --> 00:43:09,023 No, no, no, wait! Come back! 809 00:43:09,057 --> 00:43:11,392 I'll come up with better wisdom. 810 00:43:11,426 --> 00:43:14,462 You have got to workshop those proverbs. 811 00:43:15,129 --> 00:43:17,632 - Uh, the kung fu panda? - Nope. 812 00:43:17,665 --> 00:43:19,634 The son of Mr. Ping and Li? 813 00:43:19,667 --> 00:43:21,636 Those are both very common names. 814 00:43:21,669 --> 00:43:23,605 - Mentored by Oogway? - Sorry. 815 00:43:23,638 --> 00:43:25,139 Trained by Master Shifu? 816 00:43:25,173 --> 00:43:27,308 - Oh, Master Shifu. - Aha! 817 00:43:27,342 --> 00:43:29,711 Yes. Everyone's heard of the legendary Master Shifu. 818 00:43:29,744 --> 00:43:30,778 But not you. 819 00:43:30,812 --> 00:43:33,515 Did someone say "legendary"? 820 00:43:33,548 --> 00:43:35,083 Bring it in. 821 00:43:36,518 --> 00:43:39,153 Look, Han, I know we've had our differences, 822 00:43:39,187 --> 00:43:40,688 but I'm really in a jam here, 823 00:43:40,722 --> 00:43:42,323 and I was hoping you could help me out. 824 00:43:42,357 --> 00:43:44,392 - Thank you. - Don't drink that. 825 00:43:46,427 --> 00:43:47,529 Ooh. 826 00:43:49,430 --> 00:43:51,299 We just need someplace to lie low 827 00:43:51,332 --> 00:43:52,767 for a while until the heat cools off. 828 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,402 And why should I help you? 829 00:43:54,435 --> 00:43:55,837 Because deep down, beneath that 830 00:43:55,870 --> 00:43:58,206 iron-scaled exterior is a good-hearted soul 831 00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:00,575 who still thinks of me as one of the family? 832 00:44:01,276 --> 00:44:04,345 Fine. But if you're still here by nightfall, 833 00:44:04,379 --> 00:44:06,414 I'm calling the bulls myself. 834 00:44:07,248 --> 00:44:09,584 Sleep tight. 835 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,255 So tonight, we take down The Chameleon. 836 00:44:14,289 --> 00:44:16,591 After you get your pants back. 837 00:44:16,624 --> 00:44:18,359 Not cool! You guys... 838 00:44:18,393 --> 00:44:21,529 Come on! Give them back. Those are custom. 839 00:44:27,535 --> 00:44:31,573 Yeah, this place doesn't look very friendly. 840 00:44:31,606 --> 00:44:34,642 Oh, my tail. 841 00:44:35,410 --> 00:44:38,880 I'm sure everything is fine. This is a restaurant. 842 00:44:38,914 --> 00:44:41,849 These are my people. We speak the same language. 843 00:44:41,883 --> 00:44:43,451 You wait here. 844 00:44:44,485 --> 00:44:46,254 Salutations! 845 00:44:46,287 --> 00:44:49,457 I'm so sorry to interrupt. 846 00:44:49,490 --> 00:44:51,559 I know you're having a good time, but I was 847 00:44:51,593 --> 00:44:55,797 wondering if a panda happened to be passing by these parts? 848 00:44:55,830 --> 00:44:58,466 There was a panda here. 849 00:44:58,499 --> 00:44:59,634 You know him? 850 00:44:59,667 --> 00:45:02,470 Know him? Why, I'm his dad. 851 00:45:04,572 --> 00:45:05,807 No, no, no, no, no, no. 852 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,442 Hmm? 853 00:45:07,475 --> 00:45:11,245 You need to pay for what your son did to my tavern. 854 00:45:14,917 --> 00:45:18,186 My boy wouldn't have done this for no reason. 855 00:45:18,219 --> 00:45:20,221 Is it possible your broth was bland? 856 00:45:20,254 --> 00:45:22,423 Try it. 857 00:45:22,457 --> 00:45:26,327 No. No! The broth smells excellent. 858 00:45:26,361 --> 00:45:29,864 You should not add a single thing, especially not me. 859 00:45:29,897 --> 00:45:31,699 Hands off the goose. 860 00:45:35,269 --> 00:45:36,237 The panda's back. 861 00:45:36,270 --> 00:45:37,572 He's back? 862 00:45:37,605 --> 00:45:39,774 No. 863 00:45:39,807 --> 00:45:42,243 But you're about to wish he was. 864 00:45:42,276 --> 00:45:45,880 'Cause if you think he made a mess of this place, 865 00:45:45,914 --> 00:45:48,249 you have no idea what I'm capable of. 866 00:45:48,282 --> 00:45:51,519 Everything he learned, he learned from me. 867 00:45:53,287 --> 00:45:55,590 Except one thing. 868 00:45:55,623 --> 00:45:57,158 Mercy. 869 00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:02,163 I don't know where he got that, because I don't believe in it. 870 00:46:02,965 --> 00:46:06,434 Now, this can go one of two ways. 871 00:46:06,467 --> 00:46:10,672 The easy way, in which you tell me where he is, 872 00:46:10,705 --> 00:46:14,609 or the hard way, in which you tell me where he is, 873 00:46:14,642 --> 00:46:16,811 but it's hard to understand what you're saying 874 00:46:16,844 --> 00:46:19,447 because you have no teeth. 875 00:46:25,586 --> 00:46:26,821 Mah-jongg. 876 00:46:26,854 --> 00:46:29,223 I eat mah-jongg tiles for breakfast! 877 00:46:34,930 --> 00:46:36,999 Ooh. 878 00:46:57,618 --> 00:46:58,720 Huh? 879 00:47:04,425 --> 00:47:07,228 Move! Move! Get out of my way! 880 00:47:09,965 --> 00:47:11,799 Stay there! 881 00:47:11,833 --> 00:47:12,867 Where's our son? 882 00:47:12,900 --> 00:47:14,736 He took a boat to Juniper City. 883 00:47:14,769 --> 00:47:16,237 Which way? 884 00:47:16,939 --> 00:47:19,273 You know, a wise goose once... 885 00:47:19,307 --> 00:47:21,776 - Time to go. - Uh, yeah. Right. 886 00:47:52,107 --> 00:47:53,775 Okay, let's try this again. 887 00:47:53,808 --> 00:47:57,645 Stir the pot, roll the wok, serve the dish, 888 00:47:57,678 --> 00:47:58,914 and ska-blam! 889 00:47:58,947 --> 00:48:02,583 Hey, where's the golden dragon that's supposed to shoot out? 890 00:48:02,617 --> 00:48:04,585 Not gonna happen with a broom. 891 00:48:04,619 --> 00:48:05,787 That's still not bad, though. 892 00:48:05,820 --> 00:48:07,555 Yeah, but stir later, 893 00:48:07,588 --> 00:48:10,993 roll higher, and the word is "skadoosh." 894 00:48:11,026 --> 00:48:12,660 "Skadoosh" isn't a word. 895 00:48:12,693 --> 00:48:14,029 And "ska-blam" is? 896 00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:20,768 Ska-blam! 897 00:48:25,573 --> 00:48:27,875 I got to say, you're not like 898 00:48:27,910 --> 00:48:29,644 any of the other masters I've met. 899 00:48:29,677 --> 00:48:31,879 Yeah, I know. There's not a lot of pandas. 900 00:48:31,914 --> 00:48:34,549 No, you're, like, a good guy. 901 00:48:34,582 --> 00:48:37,119 Listen up. The coast is clear. 902 00:48:37,152 --> 00:48:39,554 Thieves, hit the streets. 903 00:48:39,587 --> 00:48:42,757 And you two, get out of my sight. 904 00:48:54,535 --> 00:48:55,703 Huh? 905 00:49:03,011 --> 00:49:04,679 I know I promised that I'd lead you 906 00:49:04,712 --> 00:49:06,447 right to The Chameleon's front door, 907 00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,984 but the back door seems a little more practical. 908 00:49:09,017 --> 00:49:10,585 I got to say, Zhen, 909 00:49:10,618 --> 00:49:13,155 you really are a fox of your word. 910 00:49:13,188 --> 00:49:15,489 A chewed-up peach pit? 911 00:49:15,523 --> 00:49:18,693 One from Master Oogway's peach tree of heavenly wisdom. 912 00:49:20,028 --> 00:49:21,629 Eh, it's a Valley of Peace thing. 913 00:49:21,662 --> 00:49:23,598 It's supposed to remind me that every pit 914 00:49:23,631 --> 00:49:26,467 holds the promise of a mighty tree. 915 00:49:28,436 --> 00:49:30,471 Maybe it'll do the same for you. 916 00:49:35,810 --> 00:49:37,645 Are you sure you want to do this? 917 00:49:37,678 --> 00:49:40,148 As a wise spiritual leader once said, 918 00:49:40,182 --> 00:49:45,786 "How may one kick butt if one doesn't seek a butt to kick?" 919 00:49:47,488 --> 00:49:49,857 You're a real piece of work, you know that? 920 00:49:49,891 --> 00:49:51,159 Thank you. 921 00:49:51,193 --> 00:49:53,694 Wait, was that a compliment or an insult? 922 00:49:53,728 --> 00:49:54,930 Yes. 923 00:50:03,205 --> 00:50:04,672 Whoa. 924 00:50:07,575 --> 00:50:09,443 Have you seen our son? 925 00:50:10,611 --> 00:50:11,712 Hmm. 926 00:50:16,018 --> 00:50:17,119 - Sorry. - Sorry. - Sorry. 927 00:50:17,152 --> 00:50:18,519 - No. - Nah. 928 00:50:18,552 --> 00:50:20,655 Tell us you've seen our son. 929 00:50:22,556 --> 00:50:24,059 Wait, why are they leaving? 930 00:50:24,092 --> 00:50:25,227 You said yes. 931 00:50:25,260 --> 00:50:28,863 Hey, look. Po was here. 932 00:50:28,896 --> 00:50:31,632 Amazing, Li. But how can you tell? 933 00:50:31,666 --> 00:50:34,236 We pandas have a gift for seeing what others cannot. 934 00:50:34,269 --> 00:50:37,571 Come on. There may be more clues up ahead. 935 00:51:11,605 --> 00:51:13,641 Why? 936 00:52:06,194 --> 00:52:09,064 - That was close. - Look out! 937 00:52:09,097 --> 00:52:10,564 Huh? 938 00:52:12,267 --> 00:52:14,169 - Po! - Stand back. 939 00:52:17,205 --> 00:52:18,240 Whoa. 940 00:52:19,807 --> 00:52:22,210 - They're coming. - Hurry, help me lift the cage. 941 00:52:28,083 --> 00:52:29,951 It's no use. 942 00:52:29,985 --> 00:52:31,319 We got to brace it with something. 943 00:52:31,353 --> 00:52:32,921 Here, use my staff. 944 00:52:32,954 --> 00:52:35,689 All right. Stand back. Here I go. 945 00:52:36,824 --> 00:52:37,959 Zhen? 946 00:52:40,828 --> 00:52:42,998 Where are you taking my staff? 947 00:52:43,631 --> 00:52:46,700 I think you mean my staff. 948 00:52:46,734 --> 00:52:50,604 You gave it to Zhen, and now Zhen has given it to me. 949 00:52:50,638 --> 00:52:53,741 "Given to gain," I believe, is how it works. 950 00:52:53,774 --> 00:52:57,045 You were right, Zhen. He was an easy mark. 951 00:52:57,079 --> 00:52:58,612 Zhen. 952 00:52:58,646 --> 00:53:01,349 First rule of the streets: never trust anyone. 953 00:53:01,383 --> 00:53:03,351 I taught her that. 954 00:53:03,385 --> 00:53:06,054 And you thought my apprentice was your friend? 955 00:53:06,088 --> 00:53:09,357 Apprentice? She's the one that took you in? 956 00:53:09,391 --> 00:53:11,759 Best thing that ever happened to her. 957 00:53:11,792 --> 00:53:13,761 You should have seen the little guttersnipe 958 00:53:13,794 --> 00:53:15,230 before I found her. 959 00:53:15,263 --> 00:53:17,232 Mangy and half starved. 960 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:22,003 Hanging out with those rejects from the Den of Thieves. 961 00:53:43,158 --> 00:53:44,825 She had no fear. 962 00:53:46,428 --> 00:53:47,963 Such potential. 963 00:53:54,302 --> 00:53:56,204 So I took her in. 964 00:53:57,339 --> 00:53:59,807 I made her what she is today. 965 00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,710 - Stand up straight. - Yes, Master. 966 00:54:02,743 --> 00:54:04,112 So you went through all of this 967 00:54:04,146 --> 00:54:07,382 just to get me to give you the Staff of Wisdom. Why? 968 00:54:07,415 --> 00:54:10,152 I, too, came from humble beginnings 969 00:54:10,185 --> 00:54:13,255 and dreamed of becoming something more. 970 00:54:13,288 --> 00:54:15,323 I wanted respect and power. 971 00:54:15,357 --> 00:54:18,026 I wanted to be a master of kung fu. 972 00:54:18,059 --> 00:54:20,295 - Say what? - I was turned away 973 00:54:20,328 --> 00:54:22,763 from every training hall I went to. 974 00:54:22,796 --> 00:54:26,834 They would say I was too small, too lowly 975 00:54:26,867 --> 00:54:30,172 and that kung fu was not my destiny. 976 00:54:30,205 --> 00:54:33,175 And so I chose a different path: 977 00:54:33,208 --> 00:54:35,110 sorcery. 978 00:54:35,143 --> 00:54:37,045 I grew. 979 00:54:37,078 --> 00:54:38,480 I excelled. 980 00:54:38,513 --> 00:54:42,384 And I got everything I had ever dreamed of. 981 00:54:42,417 --> 00:54:44,352 Everything except kung fu. 982 00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:46,988 Just because I can look 983 00:54:47,022 --> 00:54:49,991 like Tai Lung doesn't mean I can fight like him. 984 00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:52,027 You see, Po, 985 00:54:52,060 --> 00:54:54,895 kung fu may be performed by the body, 986 00:54:54,930 --> 00:54:57,898 but its secrets are housed in the spirit. 987 00:54:57,933 --> 00:55:00,468 And now that I have access to the Spirit Realm... 988 00:55:00,502 --> 00:55:02,470 You're gonna steal Tai Lung's kung fu. 989 00:55:02,504 --> 00:55:06,174 His and those of every master villain that came before me. 990 00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:11,313 And once I do, no one will dare underestimate me again. 991 00:55:11,346 --> 00:55:13,348 You forgot about me. 992 00:55:15,883 --> 00:55:17,986 Don't bother, Po. 993 00:55:18,019 --> 00:55:20,956 Those bars are enchanted with some very old 994 00:55:20,989 --> 00:55:23,091 and very powerful magic. 995 00:55:23,124 --> 00:55:27,229 You'd need at least ten Dragon Warriors to get through them. 996 00:55:27,262 --> 00:55:28,829 Then I won't go through them. 997 00:55:28,862 --> 00:55:31,099 I'll go under them. 998 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,881 Well, that's frustrating for all sorts of reasons. 999 00:56:04,232 --> 00:56:05,367 Ah! 1000 00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:26,887 - Po! - Zhen? 1001 00:56:27,788 --> 00:56:30,525 - My staff. Hand it over. - I'm so sorry I lied to you. 1002 00:56:30,558 --> 00:56:32,227 I-I was just doing what I was told. 1003 00:56:32,260 --> 00:56:34,963 Apologize later. Right now I have to stop The Chameleon. 1004 00:56:34,996 --> 00:56:36,431 Po! 1005 00:56:36,464 --> 00:56:37,599 Zhen? 1006 00:56:43,104 --> 00:56:44,572 No! 1007 00:56:50,445 --> 00:56:52,080 Well done, Zhen. 1008 00:56:52,113 --> 00:56:54,182 You never said you were gonna hurt him. 1009 00:56:54,215 --> 00:56:56,951 What's the second rule of the streets? 1010 00:56:57,619 --> 00:56:58,987 Someone always gets hurt. 1011 00:56:59,020 --> 00:57:01,990 And make sure it's never you. 1012 00:57:02,023 --> 00:57:05,093 I just wish there had been another way. 1013 00:57:05,126 --> 00:57:08,263 - Third rule of the streets? - Third rule? 1014 00:57:08,296 --> 00:57:11,099 Some would say it's the most important. 1015 00:57:11,132 --> 00:57:15,036 No one is interested in your feelings. 1016 00:57:16,504 --> 00:57:17,871 Chop-chop. 1017 00:57:17,906 --> 00:57:20,208 We have a Spirit Realm to plunder. 1018 00:57:20,241 --> 00:57:21,976 And smile. 1019 00:57:22,010 --> 00:57:24,112 Nobody likes a grouch. 1020 00:57:24,145 --> 00:57:25,547 Honestly, Zhen, I don't know where 1021 00:57:25,580 --> 00:57:28,016 you pick up such bad habits. 1022 00:57:35,523 --> 00:57:36,591 Oh, if I could... 1023 00:57:40,462 --> 00:57:41,429 Hey there. 1024 00:57:41,463 --> 00:57:43,631 Whoa! 1025 00:57:45,667 --> 00:57:48,036 Get off me. Ow. Ow. Ah! 1026 00:57:52,974 --> 00:57:55,210 Son! 1027 00:58:01,950 --> 00:58:04,152 Now save me. 1028 00:58:04,185 --> 00:58:05,387 Ah! 1029 00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:07,956 Hi, son. 1030 00:58:10,658 --> 00:58:12,394 It's okay. We've got you, Po. 1031 00:58:12,427 --> 00:58:13,962 We've got you. 1032 00:58:15,630 --> 00:58:16,931 So you followed me? 1033 00:58:16,965 --> 00:58:18,566 It was his idea. 1034 00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,168 Okay, okay. It was both our ideas. 1035 00:58:20,201 --> 00:58:22,270 We only follow because we love. 1036 00:58:22,303 --> 00:58:25,940 No, you followed because you didn't believe in me. 1037 00:58:26,574 --> 00:58:28,510 And because we love? 1038 00:58:28,543 --> 00:58:31,413 Well, you're right. 1039 00:58:31,446 --> 00:58:34,082 I screwed up big-time. 1040 00:58:34,115 --> 00:58:36,017 I trusted the wrong person. 1041 00:58:36,050 --> 00:58:39,187 I gave the Staff of Wisdom right to The Chameleon. 1042 00:58:40,188 --> 00:58:42,257 Oh. 1043 00:58:42,290 --> 00:58:43,992 Po... 1044 00:58:44,025 --> 00:58:47,529 that was a very big-time screwup. 1045 00:58:49,330 --> 00:58:51,332 If only I'd listened to Master Shifu 1046 00:58:51,366 --> 00:58:53,001 and stayed in the Valley of Peace, 1047 00:58:53,034 --> 00:58:54,636 The Chameleon wouldn't have my staff 1048 00:58:54,669 --> 00:58:56,404 and none of this would be happening. 1049 00:58:56,438 --> 00:58:59,541 I was just so determined to keep things the way they were. 1050 00:58:59,574 --> 00:59:02,710 Everyone is afraid of change, Po. 1051 00:59:02,744 --> 00:59:04,579 Even me. 1052 00:59:04,612 --> 00:59:07,649 There was a time, not so long ago, 1053 00:59:07,682 --> 00:59:09,184 when all I wanted to be 1054 00:59:09,217 --> 00:59:12,454 was the greatest noodle chef in the valley. 1055 00:59:12,487 --> 00:59:14,055 So what happened? 1056 00:59:14,088 --> 00:59:16,758 I became the greatest noodle chef in the valley. 1057 00:59:16,791 --> 00:59:20,061 - It's true. - But I also became a father. 1058 00:59:20,094 --> 00:59:24,132 And nothing... nothing's ever been the same since. 1059 00:59:24,966 --> 00:59:27,268 Change doesn't always have to be a bad thing. 1060 00:59:27,302 --> 00:59:29,637 Why do you think I always change the menu 1061 00:59:29,671 --> 00:59:31,239 at the restaurant? 1062 00:59:32,407 --> 00:59:35,109 Because if things stayed the same forever, 1063 00:59:35,143 --> 00:59:38,313 sooner or later, they would lose their flavor. 1064 00:59:40,114 --> 00:59:41,516 He's right, Po. 1065 00:59:41,549 --> 00:59:43,751 Since I left my village, I've become a bit of a warrior. 1066 00:59:43,785 --> 00:59:45,487 Strong. Brave. 1067 00:59:47,322 --> 00:59:50,758 Move it. This way. 1068 00:59:50,792 --> 00:59:53,795 Get those cages up there. Come on. 1069 00:59:53,828 --> 00:59:56,531 Mm. This looks bad. 1070 00:59:56,564 --> 00:59:58,700 - Really bad. - Move it! 1071 00:59:58,733 --> 01:00:01,269 Come on. 1072 01:00:05,740 --> 01:00:08,276 Don't tell me you were actually starting 1073 01:00:08,309 --> 01:00:10,178 to become friends with that panda. 1074 01:00:10,211 --> 01:00:12,714 What? No. I-It's just... 1075 01:00:12,747 --> 01:00:14,249 When we want something, we must use 1076 01:00:14,282 --> 01:00:16,384 whatever is at our disposal to get it. 1077 01:00:16,417 --> 01:00:20,121 That's all that panda was, something to use. 1078 01:00:21,289 --> 01:00:23,424 Is that why you took me in? 1079 01:00:23,458 --> 01:00:26,160 So I could help you get what you wanted? 1080 01:00:26,194 --> 01:00:29,230 Zhen, I took you in because you were clever 1081 01:00:29,264 --> 01:00:31,799 and ruthless and unsentimental. 1082 01:00:31,833 --> 01:00:33,268 Like me. 1083 01:00:33,301 --> 01:00:35,436 And the day you stop being those things 1084 01:00:35,470 --> 01:00:39,807 is the day when, yes, you stop being useful to me. 1085 01:00:39,841 --> 01:00:43,811 So for both of our sakes, don't change. 1086 01:00:49,284 --> 01:00:52,754 Tonight, when the blood moon rises 1087 01:00:52,787 --> 01:00:55,490 to its highest point in the night sky, 1088 01:00:55,523 --> 01:00:58,693 I will open the door to the Spirit Realm, 1089 01:00:58,726 --> 01:01:02,163 and all of its secrets will be mine! 1090 01:01:07,435 --> 01:01:10,338 Does a blood moon always rise this slowly? 1091 01:01:12,173 --> 01:01:15,276 I seem to remember it rising faster. 1092 01:01:16,144 --> 01:01:18,680 No? Just me? 1093 01:01:19,714 --> 01:01:21,549 Hmm. 1094 01:01:22,717 --> 01:01:24,152 Ugh. 1095 01:01:24,185 --> 01:01:26,321 It's just for dramatic effect anyway. 1096 01:01:26,354 --> 01:01:29,591 I think I'm just gonna open the Spirit Realm now. 1097 01:01:40,835 --> 01:01:43,204 Bring me Tai Lung! 1098 01:01:52,780 --> 01:01:54,649 Tai Lung. 1099 01:01:54,682 --> 01:01:56,284 Big fan. 1100 01:01:56,317 --> 01:01:59,153 Who are you, and what are you doing with that staff? 1101 01:01:59,187 --> 01:02:02,256 This was given to me by an old friend of yours. 1102 01:02:02,290 --> 01:02:03,691 The puffy panda? 1103 01:02:03,725 --> 01:02:06,160 Po might be an idiot, but he'd never willingly 1104 01:02:06,194 --> 01:02:09,230 hand over Oogway's staff to the likes of you. 1105 01:02:09,263 --> 01:02:11,633 Who said anything about willingly? 1106 01:02:20,541 --> 01:02:21,342 Hmm. 1107 01:02:21,376 --> 01:02:24,779 Apparently, I misjudged you, lizard. 1108 01:02:24,812 --> 01:02:27,281 Now, why have you brought me back? 1109 01:02:27,315 --> 01:02:29,417 I summoned you here so that you could teach me 1110 01:02:29,450 --> 01:02:31,452 your most legendary kung fu moves. 1111 01:02:31,486 --> 01:02:34,689 I don't share my skills with anyone. 1112 01:02:34,722 --> 01:02:36,524 It wasn't a request. 1113 01:03:27,341 --> 01:03:29,444 Yes, I got it. 1114 01:03:29,477 --> 01:03:31,446 The Tai Lung Nerve Strike. 1115 01:03:31,479 --> 01:03:33,715 The power, the precision. 1116 01:03:37,418 --> 01:03:39,520 What have you done to me? 1117 01:03:39,554 --> 01:03:42,958 All of your kung fu is now mine. 1118 01:03:43,691 --> 01:03:48,629 And the best part is, I'm just getting warmed up. 1119 01:03:48,663 --> 01:03:51,866 Bring me General Kai. 1120 01:03:53,901 --> 01:03:57,305 Bring me Master Osprey. 1121 01:03:59,074 --> 01:04:01,375 Master Bull. 1122 01:04:08,349 --> 01:04:11,486 Po, wait! Please be reasonable. 1123 01:04:11,519 --> 01:04:13,755 I'm not going anywhere until I get my staff back. 1124 01:04:13,788 --> 01:04:15,690 No staff is worth your life. 1125 01:04:15,723 --> 01:04:18,060 As long as I'm still the Dragon Warrior, 1126 01:04:18,093 --> 01:04:21,462 I won't let anyone else get hurt because of me. 1127 01:04:37,845 --> 01:04:39,847 Po! 1128 01:04:39,881 --> 01:04:41,282 You're alive. 1129 01:04:43,484 --> 01:04:45,887 Please. I made a mistake. 1130 01:04:45,921 --> 01:04:48,890 So did I: trusting you. 1131 01:04:48,924 --> 01:04:50,458 I'm sorry. 1132 01:04:50,491 --> 01:04:52,727 Did your master tell you to say that, too? 1133 01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:56,031 She's not my master. I'm leaving, for good. 1134 01:04:56,764 --> 01:05:00,535 It's the truth. I was wrong about everything. 1135 01:05:01,203 --> 01:05:04,072 What are you doing? 1136 01:05:04,106 --> 01:05:05,706 Stopping you. 1137 01:05:05,740 --> 01:05:07,642 Get out of my way, Zhen. 1138 01:05:07,675 --> 01:05:08,810 No. 1139 01:05:08,843 --> 01:05:10,444 Move. 1140 01:05:10,478 --> 01:05:13,514 You want me to move? Move me. 1141 01:05:13,548 --> 01:05:16,350 First you betray me, and now you want to fight me? 1142 01:05:17,052 --> 01:05:19,854 Why are you doing this? 1143 01:05:19,887 --> 01:05:22,024 To stop you from getting killed. 1144 01:05:49,151 --> 01:05:51,954 What do you care if I get killed or not? 1145 01:06:06,767 --> 01:06:11,772 Please, Po, just let me do one thing right. 1146 01:06:16,178 --> 01:06:20,381 You're not the only one who's made some bad choices lately. 1147 01:06:21,316 --> 01:06:23,618 You're really gonna go through with this, aren't you? 1148 01:06:23,651 --> 01:06:24,752 Fraid so. 1149 01:06:24,785 --> 01:06:27,822 And there's nothing I can do to talk you out of it? 1150 01:06:27,855 --> 01:06:28,924 I'm afraid not. 1151 01:06:28,957 --> 01:06:30,926 You can't beat her, you know. 1152 01:06:30,959 --> 01:06:33,861 You're probably right. 1153 01:06:33,895 --> 01:06:35,696 But I have to try. 1154 01:06:36,530 --> 01:06:38,967 Get as far away from this place as you can. 1155 01:06:39,001 --> 01:06:42,170 - Po! - We should never have let him come here. 1156 01:06:42,204 --> 01:06:43,838 We are such terrible fathers. 1157 01:06:43,871 --> 01:06:46,540 At least you didn't lie and betray him. 1158 01:06:46,574 --> 01:06:48,843 Well, that's true. You're worse. 1159 01:06:48,876 --> 01:06:50,811 I am a terrible friend. 1160 01:06:50,845 --> 01:06:53,215 "Friend"? That feels a little generous, no? 1161 01:06:53,248 --> 01:06:55,683 Uh, l-let's just give up. Surrender. 1162 01:06:55,716 --> 01:06:57,518 We can't let him go in there alone. 1163 01:06:57,551 --> 01:06:58,786 What can we do? 1164 01:06:58,819 --> 01:07:01,789 There are just three of us against an army. 1165 01:07:01,822 --> 01:07:05,693 Then I guess we'll just have to get an army of our own. 1166 01:07:17,072 --> 01:07:19,473 Hey! Listen up, everybody! 1167 01:07:23,145 --> 01:07:26,614 Quack! 1168 01:07:27,950 --> 01:07:29,084 Thank you. 1169 01:07:29,117 --> 01:07:31,153 The Dragon Warrior's in trouble. 1170 01:07:31,186 --> 01:07:32,820 Who? 1171 01:07:32,853 --> 01:07:34,588 You know, Po. 1172 01:07:35,790 --> 01:07:36,992 The panda. 1173 01:07:39,727 --> 01:07:41,829 No, no, a different panda. 1174 01:07:41,862 --> 01:07:44,166 - I'm his father. - I'm also his father. 1175 01:07:44,199 --> 01:07:46,600 Okay, that doesn't matter. 1176 01:07:46,634 --> 01:07:47,970 What matters is that 1177 01:07:48,003 --> 01:07:49,905 my friend's in trouble and he needs my help. 1178 01:07:49,938 --> 01:07:51,706 So, I need yours. 1179 01:07:51,739 --> 01:07:54,775 - Why should we help you? - Because... 1180 01:07:54,809 --> 01:07:56,610 Because... 1181 01:07:56,644 --> 01:07:58,713 it's the right thing to do. 1182 01:08:03,051 --> 01:08:06,587 Stop it! Stop! Stop laughing! 1183 01:08:07,255 --> 01:08:09,124 Look, I know you think it might be 1184 01:08:09,157 --> 01:08:10,725 too late for a bunch of cheats, 1185 01:08:10,758 --> 01:08:14,528 thieves and cutthroats like us to change our ways. 1186 01:08:14,562 --> 01:08:16,731 But a good friend once told me 1187 01:08:16,764 --> 01:08:19,600 it's never too late to do the right thing. 1188 01:08:19,633 --> 01:08:23,071 So what you're saying is, the more right we do now, 1189 01:08:23,105 --> 01:08:25,140 the more wrong we can do later. 1190 01:08:25,173 --> 01:08:26,574 What? No. 1191 01:08:26,607 --> 01:08:28,676 And with The Chameleon out of the way... 1192 01:08:28,709 --> 01:08:30,912 We can finally do all the wrong we want. 1193 01:08:30,946 --> 01:08:32,948 I-I think you're missing the fundamental point. 1194 01:08:32,981 --> 01:08:34,882 Violence! Violence! Violence! 1195 01:08:35,850 --> 01:08:37,885 Are you guys ready to do the right thing 1196 01:08:37,919 --> 01:08:40,922 for the wrong reasons? 1197 01:08:44,192 --> 01:08:47,561 Now, you see, the mistake this Dragon Warrior fellow made 1198 01:08:47,595 --> 01:08:49,031 was underestimating his opponent. 1199 01:08:49,064 --> 01:08:51,732 I never would have walked into such an obvious trap. 1200 01:08:51,766 --> 01:08:54,136 Hey. 1201 01:08:56,004 --> 01:08:57,305 Now, you see, the mistake 1202 01:08:57,339 --> 01:08:58,907 this Dragon Warrior fellow made was... 1203 01:08:58,940 --> 01:09:00,775 Shut up, Larry. 1204 01:09:04,779 --> 01:09:06,181 This place is crawling with more guards 1205 01:09:06,214 --> 01:09:07,581 than I've ever seen. 1206 01:09:07,615 --> 01:09:09,184 I'm never gonna get to Po in time. 1207 01:09:09,217 --> 01:09:12,187 You just get to Po. We'll take care of the guards. 1208 01:09:12,220 --> 01:09:13,654 We will? 1209 01:09:13,687 --> 01:09:15,190 I-I mean, we will. 1210 01:09:15,223 --> 01:09:16,657 But how? 1211 01:09:16,690 --> 01:09:19,027 Just leave that to me. 1212 01:09:49,723 --> 01:09:51,892 General Kai? 1213 01:09:51,927 --> 01:09:53,228 Lord Shen? 1214 01:09:53,261 --> 01:09:55,163 Those are all my old nemesis-es. 1215 01:09:55,197 --> 01:09:57,232 Nemes-ee? Nemes-I? 1216 01:09:57,265 --> 01:09:58,967 The Chameleon is pulling spirits 1217 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:02,270 from the Spirit Realm and draining us of all our moves. 1218 01:10:02,304 --> 01:10:04,973 And she's using your staff to do it. 1219 01:10:05,006 --> 01:10:07,142 I'm here to get it back. 1220 01:10:07,175 --> 01:10:08,642 I won't hold my breath. 1221 01:10:08,676 --> 01:10:10,212 Um, I'm sorry. Do I know you? 1222 01:10:10,245 --> 01:10:12,114 Do you know me? It's Scott. 1223 01:10:13,148 --> 01:10:16,251 The fire-breathing crocodile. 1224 01:10:16,284 --> 01:10:18,652 Oh, right. Scott. 1225 01:10:18,686 --> 01:10:20,989 Master Shifu and I were just talking about you. 1226 01:10:21,022 --> 01:10:22,723 Panda. 1227 01:10:22,756 --> 01:10:27,761 Oogway made a mistake choosing you as the Dragon Warrior. 1228 01:10:27,795 --> 01:10:32,200 I just didn't realize how big a mistake it was until now. 1229 01:10:32,234 --> 01:10:34,269 Whoa. Tai Lung? 1230 01:10:34,302 --> 01:10:38,073 I'm gonna get that staff back, restore your kung fu, 1231 01:10:38,106 --> 01:10:40,208 and return you all back to the Spirit Realm. 1232 01:10:40,242 --> 01:10:41,409 You'll see. 1233 01:10:41,443 --> 01:10:46,248 All I see is a broken promise. 1234 01:10:51,186 --> 01:10:53,088 All right, 1235 01:10:53,121 --> 01:10:55,823 you bunch of cantankerous Komodos. 1236 01:10:55,856 --> 01:10:58,759 Now, this can go one of two ways. 1237 01:10:58,792 --> 01:11:02,897 The easy way, in which you surrender willingly, 1238 01:11:02,931 --> 01:11:07,102 or the hard way, where you surrender woundedly. 1239 01:11:07,135 --> 01:11:09,938 The choice is yours. 1240 01:11:13,008 --> 01:11:16,278 I was kidding! I was kidding! 1241 01:11:24,219 --> 01:11:26,087 Aw. 1242 01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:34,728 Thanks, Ping. 1243 01:11:37,465 --> 01:11:38,866 Run away! 1244 01:11:43,837 --> 01:11:46,740 Cannonball! 1245 01:11:53,315 --> 01:11:55,116 Oh. Is it too spicy? 1246 01:11:55,150 --> 01:11:58,019 Mm-mm. No. It's got the perfect kick. 1247 01:11:58,053 --> 01:11:58,920 Ginseng. 1248 01:11:58,954 --> 01:12:01,822 That's the secret to my mulberry punch. 1249 01:12:08,263 --> 01:12:09,863 That panda was right. 1250 01:12:09,897 --> 01:12:11,466 More violence later is better. 1251 01:12:11,499 --> 01:12:15,070 Yay! 1252 01:12:19,207 --> 01:12:22,177 I believe you have something that belongs to me. 1253 01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:27,515 Can't you even die right? 1254 01:12:27,549 --> 01:12:29,284 Can't you even kill wrong? 1255 01:12:29,317 --> 01:12:31,819 No. Wordplay didn't come together. 1256 01:12:31,852 --> 01:12:33,321 Now, about that staff... 1257 01:12:35,390 --> 01:12:36,857 Take it. 1258 01:12:36,890 --> 01:12:39,827 I already have everything I need from it anyway. 1259 01:12:39,860 --> 01:12:41,997 I think this was destiny. 1260 01:12:42,030 --> 01:12:46,501 A final face-off between formidable adversaries, 1261 01:12:46,534 --> 01:12:49,404 alike in so many ways. 1262 01:12:49,437 --> 01:12:51,039 If only I had a dumpling for every time 1263 01:12:51,072 --> 01:12:53,275 a villain told me how much we had in common. 1264 01:12:53,308 --> 01:12:56,111 It's true. We've both risen to the highest of heights. 1265 01:12:56,144 --> 01:12:59,447 It's a shame only one of us can come out on top. 1266 01:12:59,481 --> 01:13:00,582 It is a shame. 1267 01:13:00,615 --> 01:13:02,050 For you. 1268 01:13:02,083 --> 01:13:03,918 My combined powers 1269 01:13:03,952 --> 01:13:06,955 of sorcery and kung fu make me unstoppable. 1270 01:13:06,988 --> 01:13:08,356 And once I dispense with you, 1271 01:13:08,390 --> 01:13:11,526 I'll expand my rule from Juniper City to... 1272 01:13:11,559 --> 01:13:13,028 Every other city and town and village 1273 01:13:13,061 --> 01:13:15,163 from here to the Valley of Peace and beyond. 1274 01:13:15,196 --> 01:13:16,331 Yeah, I know. 1275 01:13:16,364 --> 01:13:18,433 But how did you know? 1276 01:13:18,466 --> 01:13:20,101 I saw it in a vision. 1277 01:13:20,135 --> 01:13:22,803 'Cause I'm the Dragon Warrior. 1278 01:13:23,938 --> 01:13:25,473 For now, at least. 1279 01:13:25,507 --> 01:13:29,944 But I've realized that it's probably time I made a change. 1280 01:13:29,978 --> 01:13:31,980 And so should you. 1281 01:13:32,013 --> 01:13:34,882 I'm The Chameleon. I do nothing but change. 1282 01:13:34,916 --> 01:13:36,484 Only on the outside. 1283 01:13:36,518 --> 01:13:39,054 Real change happens from within. 1284 01:13:39,087 --> 01:13:41,323 And if we're really as alike as you say, 1285 01:13:41,356 --> 01:13:44,025 then maybe we could both let go of who we were 1286 01:13:44,059 --> 01:13:47,195 and become something better than we already are. 1287 01:13:47,228 --> 01:13:48,430 What do you say? 1288 01:13:48,463 --> 01:13:49,564 I say... 1289 01:13:52,267 --> 01:13:54,035 Well, I saw that coming. 1290 01:13:56,004 --> 01:13:57,605 We're very proud of you. 1291 01:13:57,639 --> 01:13:58,973 You tried it our way. 1292 01:13:59,007 --> 01:14:00,942 Now try it yours. 1293 01:14:00,975 --> 01:14:03,278 Kick her butt. 1294 01:14:03,311 --> 01:14:05,313 I'm way ahead of you. 1295 01:14:11,386 --> 01:14:13,121 Hmm? 1296 01:14:13,154 --> 01:14:15,190 Master Elephant's Trunk Twist? 1297 01:14:18,526 --> 01:14:21,096 Master Boar's Tusks of Terror! 1298 01:14:21,696 --> 01:14:24,332 Master Wolf's Fangs of Fury! 1299 01:14:28,169 --> 01:14:31,106 Ooh. Master Bull's Horns of Doom! 1300 01:14:33,341 --> 01:14:34,476 What? 1301 01:14:34,509 --> 01:14:35,910 Recognize this move? 1302 01:14:38,413 --> 01:14:39,547 Is that how I sound? 1303 01:14:39,581 --> 01:14:41,116 I don't sound like that, do I? 1304 01:14:41,149 --> 01:14:42,684 You didn't earn those skills! 1305 01:14:42,717 --> 01:14:44,252 You just stole 'em! 1306 01:14:45,086 --> 01:14:46,988 Give him a left. A right. Uppercut. 1307 01:14:47,021 --> 01:14:48,990 - Which one are you rooting for? - I'm not sure. 1308 01:14:49,023 --> 01:14:50,425 This is all very confusing. 1309 01:14:50,458 --> 01:14:53,294 I'm stronger than every opponent you've ever faced, 1310 01:14:53,328 --> 01:14:56,931 because I am every opponent you've ever faced. 1311 01:14:56,965 --> 01:14:59,200 Po! 1312 01:15:10,245 --> 01:15:13,148 Whoa. I got to workshop those heroic entrances. 1313 01:15:13,181 --> 01:15:15,150 Nah. It was just right. 1314 01:15:16,718 --> 01:15:18,586 I knew I should've left you 1315 01:15:18,620 --> 01:15:20,422 to rot in the gutter where you belong. 1316 01:15:20,455 --> 01:15:22,690 Better to rot in the gutter than under your thumb. 1317 01:15:30,999 --> 01:15:32,333 Hi-yah! 1318 01:15:32,367 --> 01:15:33,168 Two against one? 1319 01:15:33,201 --> 01:15:35,537 Well, now, that doesn't seem fair. 1320 01:15:35,570 --> 01:15:38,473 I'll have to even the odds. 1321 01:15:38,506 --> 01:15:40,575 Master Cobra. 1322 01:15:40,608 --> 01:15:43,211 Master Osprey. 1323 01:15:43,244 --> 01:15:45,447 Master Scorpion. 1324 01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:47,449 Master Wolf. 1325 01:15:47,482 --> 01:15:49,717 General Kai. 1326 01:15:49,751 --> 01:15:51,352 Lord Shen. 1327 01:15:55,490 --> 01:15:58,493 That is awesome! 1328 01:15:59,194 --> 01:16:02,230 I mean, it's disturbing, but it's awesome. 1329 01:16:11,473 --> 01:16:12,640 Whoa! 1330 01:16:18,346 --> 01:16:19,714 Whoa! 1331 01:16:19,747 --> 01:16:22,383 Zhen! 1332 01:16:42,837 --> 01:16:44,439 Whoa, whoa! 1333 01:16:55,817 --> 01:16:58,319 Po! 1334 01:17:04,826 --> 01:17:06,661 I thought we were friends. 1335 01:17:08,429 --> 01:17:09,564 Stand back. 1336 01:17:09,597 --> 01:17:12,200 I'm gonna kick my butt. 1337 01:17:25,446 --> 01:17:26,614 Yah! 1338 01:17:49,804 --> 01:17:52,206 Whoa! 1339 01:18:33,715 --> 01:18:36,818 - Come on, Po. Get out of there. - You have to do this. 1340 01:18:36,851 --> 01:18:38,286 I can't beat The Chameleon. 1341 01:18:38,319 --> 01:18:39,754 A wise old tortoise once told me 1342 01:18:39,787 --> 01:18:42,256 that you never know what you can do until you do it. 1343 01:18:42,290 --> 01:18:44,325 The fate of the world hangs in the balance, 1344 01:18:44,359 --> 01:18:46,894 and you're here giving me life advice from a tortoise? 1345 01:18:46,929 --> 01:18:48,630 Be the pit, Zhen. 1346 01:18:48,663 --> 01:18:51,132 Be the pit. 1347 01:19:00,274 --> 01:19:02,377 And what do you think you're doing? 1348 01:19:02,410 --> 01:19:04,178 Finishing what Po started. 1349 01:19:04,212 --> 01:19:06,915 Oh, please. How many times do I have to tell you? 1350 01:19:08,483 --> 01:19:10,785 Don't slouch. 1351 01:19:20,361 --> 01:19:22,497 You ungrateful little urchin! 1352 01:19:22,530 --> 01:19:27,268 After all I've done for you, you betray me for the panda? 1353 01:19:27,902 --> 01:19:29,671 First rule of the streets: 1354 01:19:29,704 --> 01:19:31,673 never trust anyone. 1355 01:19:31,706 --> 01:19:33,307 Ha! You can't defeat me. 1356 01:19:33,341 --> 01:19:34,943 I know all your moves. 1357 01:19:34,977 --> 01:19:36,678 Not this one. 1358 01:19:36,711 --> 01:19:39,547 Roll, stir, 1359 01:19:39,580 --> 01:19:41,816 serve and ska-blam! 1360 01:19:47,755 --> 01:19:49,958 Yes! 1361 01:19:49,992 --> 01:19:53,728 Second rule: someone always gets hurt. 1362 01:19:53,761 --> 01:19:55,530 Now, that's a cool move. 1363 01:19:55,563 --> 01:19:58,499 Po. You could've gotten out of that cage anytime you wanted? 1364 01:19:58,533 --> 01:19:59,834 You faker. 1365 01:19:59,867 --> 01:20:01,536 It's not faking. It's Method. 1366 01:20:01,569 --> 01:20:04,706 Besides, how's a peach pit ever supposed to become a tree 1367 01:20:04,739 --> 01:20:07,608 if you never give it the chance to grow? 1368 01:20:09,377 --> 01:20:12,847 And, hey, you stirred faster and rolled higher. 1369 01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:15,783 But for the last time, the word is... 1370 01:20:22,724 --> 01:20:24,026 "skadoosh." 1371 01:20:49,684 --> 01:20:52,653 Maybe Oogway was right about you. 1372 01:20:54,589 --> 01:20:57,525 You aren't completely useless after all. 1373 01:20:57,558 --> 01:21:00,394 Oh, my gosh, thank you so much. 1374 01:21:10,471 --> 01:21:12,908 That's my son! 1375 01:21:12,941 --> 01:21:14,375 Our son! 1376 01:21:15,077 --> 01:21:20,348 I think it's time you send us home, panda. 1377 01:21:53,714 --> 01:21:56,018 Zhen, do something! 1378 01:21:56,051 --> 01:21:57,585 Third rule: 1379 01:21:57,618 --> 01:22:00,588 no one's interested in your feelings. 1380 01:22:04,159 --> 01:22:07,095 See you on the other side, 1381 01:22:07,129 --> 01:22:08,830 Dragon Warrior. 1382 01:22:30,585 --> 01:22:33,554 We packed some food for your time in jail. 1383 01:22:33,588 --> 01:22:36,457 Let's hope it's not your final meal. 1384 01:22:36,490 --> 01:22:37,892 Thanks, guys. 1385 01:22:38,860 --> 01:22:40,128 I was thinking. 1386 01:22:40,162 --> 01:22:43,397 After I serve my time and I'm a free fox again, 1387 01:22:43,431 --> 01:22:45,566 maybe I'll open one of those acupuncture places 1388 01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:47,468 - that are all the rage. - I think you're better suited 1389 01:22:47,501 --> 01:22:51,505 for a job with a little more room for growth. 1390 01:22:54,209 --> 01:22:56,410 Jade Palace? 1391 01:22:57,879 --> 01:22:59,081 Her? 1392 01:22:59,114 --> 01:23:00,882 Out of all the candidates 1393 01:23:00,916 --> 01:23:03,484 you choose to train as your worthy successor, 1394 01:23:03,517 --> 01:23:05,120 you chose the fox? 1395 01:23:05,153 --> 01:23:07,055 You know when you know. You know? 1396 01:23:07,089 --> 01:23:09,925 Fine, choose who you want. A thief, a stick, a carrot. 1397 01:23:09,958 --> 01:23:11,626 I don't even know why I bother. 1398 01:23:11,659 --> 01:23:13,996 I'm going to go meditate, a lot. 1399 01:23:16,597 --> 01:23:19,433 Don't worry. He'll come around. 1400 01:23:19,467 --> 01:23:20,835 Probably. 1401 01:23:20,868 --> 01:23:22,637 Maybe. 1402 01:23:22,670 --> 01:23:23,972 Hey. 1403 01:23:24,006 --> 01:23:25,840 You okay? 1404 01:23:25,873 --> 01:23:27,708 He's right. 1405 01:23:27,742 --> 01:23:30,544 What about me says I'm ready for this? 1406 01:23:30,578 --> 01:23:33,048 Well, as I learned from working in my dad's kitchen, 1407 01:23:33,081 --> 01:23:35,483 sometimes the greatest dishes 1408 01:23:35,516 --> 01:23:37,785 come from the most unlikely ingredients. 1409 01:23:37,818 --> 01:23:39,720 Hey, that's not bad. 1410 01:23:39,754 --> 01:23:41,622 Okay, I see you, Spiritual Leader. 1411 01:23:41,656 --> 01:23:44,458 Yeah. I'm getting the hang of this proverb thing. 1412 01:23:44,492 --> 01:23:46,094 One shouldn't do a deep squat 1413 01:23:46,128 --> 01:23:47,895 with a chopstick in one's pocket. 1414 01:23:47,930 --> 01:23:49,897 You know, maybe you should just stick to kicking butt. 1415 01:23:49,932 --> 01:23:51,199 Money can't buy happiness. 1416 01:23:51,233 --> 01:23:53,068 But it sure can buy a lot of dumplings. 1417 01:23:53,101 --> 01:23:55,670 Why does it always come back to dumplings with you? 1418 01:23:55,703 --> 01:23:57,638 When life gives you lemons, 1419 01:23:57,672 --> 01:24:00,675 make pear juice and blow everyone's minds. 1420 01:24:00,708 --> 01:24:01,642 We get it. 1421 01:24:01,676 --> 01:24:04,879 You can't have your mooncake and eat it, too. 1422 01:24:04,913 --> 01:24:06,714 Although, I guess you could have mooncake 1423 01:24:06,747 --> 01:24:08,250 and then order mango pudding on the side. 1424 01:24:08,283 --> 01:24:10,484 Can we just start the training now? 1425 01:24:12,787 --> 01:24:15,090 Inner peace. 1426 01:24:15,123 --> 01:24:18,559 Inner peace. Inner peace. 1427 01:24:18,592 --> 01:24:19,995 Hey, Master Shifu. 1428 01:24:20,028 --> 01:24:21,762 - Look, there's two of us. - You're doing great, Shifu. 1429 01:24:21,796 --> 01:24:23,231 You're not breathing with your belly. 1430 01:24:23,265 --> 01:24:24,565 - You look a little tired. - Are you tired? 1431 01:24:26,168 --> 01:24:28,703 - You do look like a squirrel. - Do you want a cookie? 1432 01:24:32,573 --> 01:24:35,609 Inner peace. 1433 01:24:36,211 --> 01:24:38,546 Inner peace. 1434 01:24:39,613 --> 01:24:41,782 Inner peace. 1435 01:24:49,790 --> 01:24:51,759 Are you ready to begin your training? 1436 01:24:51,792 --> 01:24:53,261 Are you? 1437 01:24:53,295 --> 01:24:55,998 Yes. And I brought a little help. 1438 01:25:01,303 --> 01:25:02,770 Whoa. 1439 01:25:10,946 --> 01:25:12,580 Oh! Oh! Hot! Hot, hot! 1440 01:25:18,186 --> 01:25:19,754 Oh... Whoa!