1 00:01:09,898 --> 00:01:12,151 Do you think I look like I'm from Sacramento? 2 00:01:14,111 --> 00:01:16,277 You are from Sacramento. 3 00:01:16,279 --> 00:01:18,863 You don't have to do that. 4 00:01:18,865 --> 00:01:22,160 Well, it's nice to make things neat and clean. 5 00:01:26,249 --> 00:01:27,916 - You ready to go home? - Ready. 6 00:01:29,084 --> 00:01:32,255 Her hand moved behind his head and supported it. 7 00:01:33,588 --> 00:01:35,966 Her fingers moved gently in his hair. 8 00:01:37,468 --> 00:01:39,636 She looked up and across the barn, 9 00:01:41,139 --> 00:01:48,560 and her lips came together and smiled mysteriously. 10 00:01:48,562 --> 00:01:50,186 You've been listening to... 11 00:01:50,188 --> 00:01:51,628 The Grapes of Wrath, 12 00:01:52,065 --> 00:01:54,151 by John Steinbeck. If you... 13 00:01:57,696 --> 00:02:00,572 Our college trip took 21 hours and five minutes. 14 00:02:06,872 --> 00:02:10,167 Hey, wait. Let's just sit with what we heard. 15 00:02:12,086 --> 00:02:14,335 - Are you serious? - Well, we don't have to constantly 16 00:02:14,337 --> 00:02:16,057 be entertaining ourselves, do we? 17 00:02:24,473 --> 00:02:26,517 I wish I could live through something. 18 00:02:27,809 --> 00:02:29,561 - Aren't you? - Nope. 19 00:02:30,771 --> 00:02:34,689 The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a palindrome. 20 00:02:34,691 --> 00:02:37,859 Okay, fine. Well, yours is the worst life of all, so you win. 21 00:02:37,861 --> 00:02:39,486 - Oh, so now you're mad... - No, it's just... 22 00:02:39,488 --> 00:02:40,820 - because I wanted to listen to music? - You're being ridiculous, 23 00:02:40,822 --> 00:02:43,156 - because you have a great life. - I'm sorry I'm not perfect. 24 00:02:43,158 --> 00:02:45,867 No one's asking you to be perfect. Just considerate would do. 25 00:02:45,869 --> 00:02:48,286 I don't even want to go to school in this state anyway. 26 00:02:48,288 --> 00:02:51,457 I hate California. I want to go to the East Coast. 27 00:02:51,459 --> 00:02:54,292 Your dad and I will barely be able to afford in-state tuition. 28 00:02:54,294 --> 00:02:56,587 - There are loans, scholarships. - Your very smart brother... 29 00:02:56,589 --> 00:02:59,506 - he can't even find a job. - He and Shelly work. They have jobs. 30 00:02:59,508 --> 00:03:01,716 They bag at the grocery store. That is not a career. 31 00:03:01,718 --> 00:03:03,636 And they went to Berkeley. 32 00:03:03,638 --> 00:03:05,929 Your father's company is laying off people right and left. 33 00:03:05,931 --> 00:03:07,515 Did you even know that? No, of course you don't, 34 00:03:07,517 --> 00:03:13,646 because you don't think about anybody but yourself. 35 00:03:13,648 --> 00:03:16,065 And Immaculate Heart is already a luxury. 36 00:03:16,067 --> 00:03:17,857 Immaculate Fart. You wanted that, not me. 37 00:03:17,859 --> 00:03:21,362 Miguel saw someone knifed in front of him at Sac High. 38 00:03:21,364 --> 00:03:23,696 Is that what you want? So, you're telling me 39 00:03:23,698 --> 00:03:26,325 that you want to see somebody knifed right in front of you? 40 00:03:26,327 --> 00:03:29,369 He barely saw that. I wanna go where culture is, 41 00:03:29,371 --> 00:03:30,787 - like New York, or at least Connecticut... - How in the world 42 00:03:30,789 --> 00:03:32,164 did I raise such a snob? 43 00:03:32,166 --> 00:03:33,791 or New Hampshire, where writers live in the woods. 44 00:03:33,793 --> 00:03:35,500 You couldn't get into those schools, anyway. 45 00:03:35,502 --> 00:03:37,335 - Mom! - You can't even pass your driver's test. 46 00:03:37,337 --> 00:03:39,088 Because you wouldn't let me practice enough! 47 00:03:39,090 --> 00:03:41,631 The way that you work... or the way that you don't work... 48 00:03:41,633 --> 00:03:43,718 you're not even worth state tuition, Christine. 49 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,511 - My name is Lady Bird. - Well, actually, it's not, 50 00:03:46,513 --> 00:03:47,679 - and it's ridiculous... - Call me Lady Bird, 51 00:03:47,681 --> 00:03:49,557 - because your name is Christine. - Like you said you would. 52 00:03:49,559 --> 00:03:51,809 You should just go to city college. You know, with your work ethic, 53 00:03:51,811 --> 00:03:54,936 just go to city college, and then to jail, and then back to city college, 54 00:03:54,938 --> 00:03:58,940 and then maybe you'd learn to pull yourself up and not expect everybody to... 55 00:03:58,942 --> 00:04:00,775 In the name of the Father, 56 00:04:00,777 --> 00:04:03,112 and the Son, and the Holy Spirit. 57 00:04:03,114 --> 00:04:04,404 Amen. 58 00:04:04,406 --> 00:04:07,284 - Let the Lord be with you. - And also with you. 59 00:04:07,869 --> 00:04:10,869 I want to welcome all of you back to the start of the new school year, 60 00:04:10,871 --> 00:04:13,791 all the Xavier boys and Immaculate Heart girls. 61 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:16,624 Hail Mary, full of grace. 62 00:04:16,626 --> 00:04:18,753 The Lord is with thee. 63 00:04:18,755 --> 00:04:21,172 Blessed art thou amongst women... 64 00:04:21,174 --> 00:04:23,256 Glory to you, O Lord. 65 00:04:23,258 --> 00:04:26,343 I pledge allegiance to the Flag 66 00:04:26,345 --> 00:04:28,928 of the United States of America, 67 00:04:28,930 --> 00:04:31,557 and to the Republic for which it stands, 68 00:04:31,559 --> 00:04:36,269 one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. 69 00:04:36,271 --> 00:04:40,273 A vote for Amanda is a vote for boys, boys and healthy vending machines, 70 00:04:40,275 --> 00:04:42,734 because no one wants a muffin with that many calories. 71 00:04:42,736 --> 00:04:44,030 Whoo! 72 00:04:45,364 --> 00:04:48,823 Do not ask me, "Mr. Bruno, is this gonna be on the finals," 73 00:04:48,825 --> 00:04:50,493 or, "Mr. Bruno, is this gonna be on the midterm?" 74 00:04:50,495 --> 00:04:53,203 Because I'm not gonna tell you. That is none of your business. 75 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:55,039 Those aren't the rules. This is my house. 76 00:04:55,041 --> 00:04:58,543 "A reading from a letter of St. John." 77 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,881 We're afraid that we will never escape our past, 78 00:05:02,548 --> 00:05:05,382 and we're afraid of what the future will bring. 79 00:05:05,384 --> 00:05:08,760 We're afraid that we will not get into the college of our choice. 80 00:05:08,762 --> 00:05:11,680 We're afraid we won't be loved, 81 00:05:11,682 --> 00:05:14,724 we won't be liked, we won't succeed. 82 00:05:14,726 --> 00:05:17,894 Here are the classics... St. Augustine, of course, 83 00:05:17,896 --> 00:05:20,438 Aquinas, my favorite, Kierkegaard... 84 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,983 Oh, wait until you hear his love story. 85 00:05:23,985 --> 00:05:27,738 It will make you swoon. 86 00:05:30,993 --> 00:05:33,743 And the coming of our Savior, Jesus Christ. 87 00:05:33,745 --> 00:05:38,916 For the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours, now and forever. 88 00:05:38,918 --> 00:05:40,500 Amen. 89 00:05:40,502 --> 00:05:43,796 Some of the students were disturbed by your posters. 90 00:05:43,798 --> 00:05:48,758 It's just a bird head on a lady body, or vice versa. 91 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,428 I think it's a little upsetting. 92 00:05:50,430 --> 00:05:52,637 It's my tradition to run for office. 93 00:05:52,639 --> 00:05:54,515 Don't worry. I won't win. 94 00:05:54,517 --> 00:05:56,642 That's not what I'm worried about. 95 00:05:56,644 --> 00:05:59,437 This won't mess with my scholarship, will it? 96 00:05:59,439 --> 00:06:01,399 No. You're okay there. 97 00:06:03,526 --> 00:06:05,776 You have a performative streak, I think. 98 00:06:05,778 --> 00:06:08,027 Yeah, I think that too. 99 00:06:08,029 --> 00:06:10,113 Maybe you would enjoy theater arts. 100 00:06:10,115 --> 00:06:13,159 They're having auditions for the fall musical. 101 00:06:13,161 --> 00:06:14,784 Do we have that here? 102 00:06:14,786 --> 00:06:16,954 It's a collaborative effort with the men at Xavier. 103 00:06:16,956 --> 00:06:19,330 How am I a senior and not know we have that? 104 00:06:19,332 --> 00:06:22,711 Perhaps you haven't always been an active part of this community. 105 00:06:24,213 --> 00:06:29,177 They do a fall musical and a spring play, and from what I hear, it's a real blast. 106 00:06:29,843 --> 00:06:32,469 What I'd really like is to be on Math Olympiad. 107 00:06:32,471 --> 00:06:34,806 But math isn't something you're terribly strong in. 108 00:06:35,850 --> 00:06:38,099 That we know of yet. 109 00:06:42,230 --> 00:06:44,024 - There you go. - Thanks. 110 00:06:44,942 --> 00:06:47,278 "Julie" doesn't need to be in quotes. 111 00:06:47,779 --> 00:06:50,072 - But it's not my real name. - It's not the same thing. 112 00:06:51,449 --> 00:06:56,034 I'm not sure you're right. 113 00:06:59,456 --> 00:07:00,791 I love this neighborhood. 114 00:07:01,709 --> 00:07:03,086 Yeah, it's so beautiful. 115 00:07:04,795 --> 00:07:06,837 If I lived here, I would definitely have my wedding 116 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:08,546 in the backyard. 117 00:07:08,548 --> 00:07:11,926 I'd have friends over all the time to study and eat snacks. 118 00:07:11,928 --> 00:07:16,307 I'd be like, "Mom, we're taking the snacks upstairs to the TV room." 119 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:18,726 I'd have my own bathroom. 120 00:07:20,353 --> 00:07:22,310 I can't stop you dicks from hanging out here, 121 00:07:22,312 --> 00:07:24,020 but quit wrinkling all the magazines! 122 00:07:24,022 --> 00:07:25,940 When I'm in this store, I'm not your sister. 123 00:07:25,942 --> 00:07:28,608 I'm a customer, Miguel. I'm always right. 124 00:07:28,610 --> 00:07:32,404 Ever since she moved in, your brother and Shelly are becoming the same person. 125 00:07:32,406 --> 00:07:33,698 No way. 126 00:07:35,827 --> 00:07:37,784 Yeah, okay. Maybe. 127 00:07:37,786 --> 00:07:39,870 See, why don't I look like that? 128 00:07:39,872 --> 00:07:42,789 Yeah. Just once, I'd like to have the song "New York Groove" playing 129 00:07:42,791 --> 00:07:44,416 and feel like it really applies to my life. 130 00:07:44,418 --> 00:07:45,793 You've never even been to New York. 131 00:07:45,795 --> 00:07:48,378 That's why I'm applying to New York colleges. 132 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:51,005 Do you know if Sarah Lawrence is actually in the city? 133 00:07:51,007 --> 00:07:54,342 - Your parents would pay for that? - Scholarships, financial aid... 134 00:07:54,344 --> 00:07:58,473 I'll figure it out. My mom thinks I can't get in, but she is sorely mistaken. 135 00:07:58,850 --> 00:08:00,935 - What about terrorism? - Don't be a Republican. 136 00:08:02,060 --> 00:08:04,185 Probably just gonna go to city college. 137 00:08:04,187 --> 00:08:06,856 Put the magazine back! 138 00:08:06,858 --> 00:08:09,024 Shit! 139 00:08:09,026 --> 00:08:12,486 - You doing okay, mama? - Oh, yeah, that was terrifying, wasn't it? 140 00:08:12,488 --> 00:08:15,822 Thank God you were there. So I guess we can't have pencils anymore. 141 00:08:15,824 --> 00:08:18,450 Yeah, just gotta go back to quill tipped markers. Crayola. 142 00:08:18,452 --> 00:08:21,370 Right. Thank you. It's for you. I got it for the baby. 143 00:08:21,372 --> 00:08:23,914 - I couldn't resist it. - She loves pink. 144 00:08:23,916 --> 00:08:26,041 It's more for you and Andrea than it is for the baby. 145 00:08:26,043 --> 00:08:27,793 I'm sorry I didn't have time to wrap it. 146 00:08:27,795 --> 00:08:30,003 - No, it's perfect. - Okay. Good. 147 00:08:30,005 --> 00:08:32,630 I'll see you tomorrow. Or, I mean, later. 148 00:08:32,632 --> 00:08:34,257 - Thank you. - Okay. 149 00:09:03,331 --> 00:09:06,623 Did you know toothpaste is basically ineffective. 150 00:09:06,625 --> 00:09:10,836 - It's like sucking on a mint. - Mike Kelly died. 151 00:09:10,838 --> 00:09:12,964 I didn't even know he was sick again. 152 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:14,341 How old was he? 153 00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:16,549 Only 56. 154 00:09:16,551 --> 00:09:18,843 - Can Shelly and I get in there? - In a minute, honey. 155 00:09:18,845 --> 00:09:21,263 - Dad and I are still in here. - That's too young. 156 00:09:21,265 --> 00:09:24,225 - Lady Bird, you better be dressed. - I am dressed. 157 00:09:24,227 --> 00:09:26,562 Yeah. I'm gonna send them a note. 158 00:09:27,979 --> 00:09:31,731 Do you think that Shelly and Miguel have sex on the pullout couch? 159 00:09:31,733 --> 00:09:33,192 Oh, yeah. 160 00:09:36,238 --> 00:09:39,197 - Why can't I just make the eggs? - Because you take too long, 161 00:09:39,199 --> 00:09:41,449 you make a big mess, and I have to clean the whole thing up. 162 00:09:41,451 --> 00:09:42,909 Eggs aren't good for the environment anyways. 163 00:09:42,911 --> 00:09:44,160 - What? - You heard her. 164 00:09:44,162 --> 00:09:45,455 Eat quickly, please. 165 00:09:47,458 --> 00:09:48,499 Look at all these pictures. Every newspaper looks like USA Today. 166 00:09:48,501 --> 00:09:51,210 Shelly and I are trying to be vegan, hence the soy milk. 167 00:09:51,212 --> 00:09:52,377 You wear leather jackets. 168 00:09:52,379 --> 00:09:54,130 But they're vintage, so they don't support the industry. 169 00:09:54,132 --> 00:09:55,798 They aren't done. There's white stuff. 170 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,091 You know how much you love Brambles? 171 00:09:57,093 --> 00:09:58,259 Pigs are smarter than him even. 172 00:09:58,261 --> 00:10:00,553 I never thought Brambles was a genius, okay? 173 00:10:00,555 --> 00:10:03,389 - Mom, the eggs are not done. - Fine. Make your own fucking eggs. 174 00:10:03,391 --> 00:10:05,390 I wanted to. You won't let me. 175 00:10:05,392 --> 00:10:07,143 - Your sister doesn't like me. - I'm hungry! 176 00:10:07,145 --> 00:10:10,145 - She does. - You had your chance. Going to bed. 177 00:10:12,358 --> 00:10:14,607 Did you know that Alanis Morissette 178 00:10:14,609 --> 00:10:16,901 wrote this song in only ten minutes? 179 00:10:16,903 --> 00:10:19,404 I believe it. 180 00:10:19,406 --> 00:10:24,034 So, I'm applying to a couple East Coast schools. 181 00:10:24,036 --> 00:10:27,288 I need you to help me with the financial aid applications, but Mom can't know. 182 00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:30,374 We... Aren't they quite expensive? 183 00:10:30,376 --> 00:10:33,293 First, yes. That's why financial aid. 184 00:10:33,295 --> 00:10:35,212 Second, I have to get in first. 185 00:10:35,214 --> 00:10:37,213 Mom won't be happy about it. 186 00:10:37,215 --> 00:10:39,926 Which is why I don't want to fight about it before I have to. 187 00:10:41,094 --> 00:10:43,095 - Just pull over here. - Are you sure? 188 00:10:43,097 --> 00:10:46,222 - I can drive you to the front. - No. This is fine. I like to walk. 189 00:10:47,350 --> 00:10:49,643 Well, I love you. 190 00:10:49,645 --> 00:10:52,104 So, what do you think about college? 191 00:10:52,106 --> 00:10:54,609 - See what I can do. - Thanks, Dad. 192 00:10:55,026 --> 00:10:56,861 I love you too. Have a good day at work. 193 00:10:57,612 --> 00:11:01,780 Hey, I'm like Keith Richards. I'm just happy to be anywhere. 194 00:11:09,247 --> 00:11:10,414 Hey, bitch. 195 00:11:10,416 --> 00:11:12,750 - Hey. - All right, girls. 196 00:11:12,752 --> 00:11:15,043 - Hope you like pickles. - Thanks, Uncle Matt. 197 00:11:15,045 --> 00:11:18,088 - Sweet. - He's not your uncle. 198 00:11:18,090 --> 00:11:20,173 Just something I'm trying out. Bye, Mom. 199 00:11:20,175 --> 00:11:21,133 - Bye. - Love you. 200 00:11:21,135 --> 00:11:22,303 Bye. I love you. 201 00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:24,763 - Your mom really likes you. - Yeah. 202 00:11:25,555 --> 00:11:27,642 - I just keep getting fatter. - Me too. 203 00:11:28,892 --> 00:11:30,643 - Matt's awesome. - Yeah. 204 00:11:30,645 --> 00:11:32,939 I hope he marries my mom. That would be so nice. 205 00:11:33,564 --> 00:11:35,315 He promised me his old car when I turn 18. 206 00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:38,775 Ugh! That car should be illegal. 207 00:11:38,777 --> 00:11:41,194 Jenna Walton's not doing any off-roading. 208 00:11:41,196 --> 00:11:42,822 She just goes to Pavilions. 209 00:11:42,824 --> 00:11:46,199 I heard Jenna Walton has a tanning bed in her house. 210 00:11:46,201 --> 00:11:48,284 She is so pretty. 211 00:11:48,286 --> 00:11:50,540 Her skin is luminous. 212 00:11:51,207 --> 00:11:52,375 Maybe we should try tanning. 213 00:11:53,334 --> 00:11:56,000 Yeah. 214 00:11:56,002 --> 00:11:58,879 in the tub... 215 00:11:58,881 --> 00:12:02,173 I scoot myself under, just like now, like this, 216 00:12:02,175 --> 00:12:05,135 and then the water just... whoop. 217 00:12:05,137 --> 00:12:09,140 Schwoop. 218 00:12:09,142 --> 00:12:10,600 Ooh, you're so gross! 219 00:12:11,518 --> 00:12:13,979 I think I figured it out when I was, like, three or something. 220 00:12:15,606 --> 00:12:18,606 I take the showerhead... 221 00:12:18,608 --> 00:12:20,024 Oh, my God... 222 00:12:20,026 --> 00:12:22,028 Embarrassing, I use that. 223 00:12:23,363 --> 00:12:25,199 I don't know if mine is the right kind though. 224 00:12:26,324 --> 00:12:28,659 Maybe it's different when you actually have a penis in there. 225 00:12:28,661 --> 00:12:30,660 Like, it's more intense. 226 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:33,414 Mine was pretty intense, I think. 227 00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:35,624 You're not supposed to eat the wafers. 228 00:12:35,626 --> 00:12:38,001 They're not consecrated. 229 00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:48,428 Being alive 230 00:12:48,430 --> 00:12:50,431 Okay. Christine. 231 00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:53,100 - Lady Bird. - Is that your given name? 232 00:12:53,102 --> 00:12:55,769 - Yeah. - Why is it in quotes? 233 00:12:55,771 --> 00:12:58,731 Well, I gave it to myself. It's given to me, by me. 234 00:12:58,733 --> 00:13:01,651 Okay. Take it away, Lady Bird. 235 00:13:02,027 --> 00:13:03,943 Everybody says don't, everybody says don't 236 00:13:03,945 --> 00:13:06,279 Everybody says don't, it isn't right 237 00:13:06,281 --> 00:13:08,991 Don't, it isn't nice 238 00:13:08,993 --> 00:13:10,742 Everybody says don't, everybody says don't 239 00:13:10,744 --> 00:13:12,660 Everybody says don't walk on the grass 240 00:13:12,662 --> 00:13:16,414 Rolling along 241 00:13:16,416 --> 00:13:19,501 Rolling along 242 00:13:19,503 --> 00:13:23,423 Make me a channel of your peace 243 00:13:24,257 --> 00:13:28,387 Where there is despair in life Let me bring hope 244 00:13:29,430 --> 00:13:33,557 Where there is darkness, only light 245 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:38,604 And where there's sadness, ever joy 246 00:13:40,148 --> 00:13:43,151 There are giants in the sky 247 00:13:44,403 --> 00:13:48,865 There are big, tall, terrible giants in the sky 248 00:13:51,451 --> 00:13:53,410 When you're way up high And you look below 249 00:13:53,412 --> 00:13:55,203 At the world you left And the things you know 250 00:13:55,205 --> 00:13:57,164 Little more than a glance Is enough to show you 251 00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:58,667 Just how small you are 252 00:14:00,335 --> 00:14:02,170 I see light on in your room. Go to bed. 253 00:14:03,839 --> 00:14:06,590 - Congratulations. - You too. We both got in. 254 00:14:06,592 --> 00:14:08,384 Everyone who auditioned got in. 255 00:14:08,386 --> 00:14:10,845 The part I got was basically not getting in. 256 00:14:10,847 --> 00:14:13,179 I don't even know how I got cast in my part. 257 00:14:13,181 --> 00:14:16,391 Me neither. I was the one who had a dress and prepared a song. 258 00:14:16,393 --> 00:14:18,769 - I know. - Now you're gonna be all romantic 259 00:14:18,771 --> 00:14:19,854 with Danny on stage. 260 00:14:19,856 --> 00:14:22,523 It's probably my only shot at that, you know? 261 00:14:22,525 --> 00:14:25,403 - Do you have a pen? - Yeah. 262 00:14:41,294 --> 00:14:42,876 - Mom. - We don't need to buy that. 263 00:14:42,878 --> 00:14:45,670 It's only three dollars. I'm having a hard week. 264 00:14:45,672 --> 00:14:48,048 Well, if you wanna read it, we can go down to the public library. 265 00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:50,467 - I wanna read it in bed. - That's something that rich people do. 266 00:14:50,469 --> 00:14:51,553 We're not rich people. 267 00:14:55,474 --> 00:14:57,223 Stop. 268 00:14:57,225 --> 00:14:58,476 Stop it. Stop it. 269 00:15:01,021 --> 00:15:02,270 Listen, stop. 270 00:15:02,272 --> 00:15:03,438 Hey. 271 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,606 Hi. 272 00:15:04,608 --> 00:15:06,859 Come here often? 273 00:15:06,861 --> 00:15:08,110 Excuse me? 274 00:15:08,112 --> 00:15:10,571 I'm Lady Bird. We're gonna be in the musical together. 275 00:15:10,573 --> 00:15:13,866 Oh, yeah. I remember you. You were wearing that dress. 276 00:15:13,868 --> 00:15:16,702 Well, I just wanted to say, "What's up," and I'll see you in rehearsal. 277 00:15:16,704 --> 00:15:19,580 Thanks. I'm super excited. You... You live in the neighborhood? 278 00:15:19,582 --> 00:15:22,290 No. I'm from the wrong side of the tracks. 279 00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:25,043 - Wh-What? - Is that your family? 280 00:15:25,045 --> 00:15:26,045 Yeah. 281 00:15:26,671 --> 00:15:28,422 Wow. There's so many of you. 282 00:15:28,424 --> 00:15:31,424 Irish Catholic. It's hard to find a girl to date that's not my cousin. 283 00:15:31,426 --> 00:15:35,388 Well, okay. You're gonna make a great Franklin. 284 00:15:35,390 --> 00:15:39,058 Oh, thanks. I want my hair... or his hair... to be curly, though. 285 00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:40,476 - Yeah. - Like, um... 286 00:15:40,478 --> 00:15:42,227 Like Jim Morrison. Very '70s. 287 00:15:42,229 --> 00:15:44,646 - Like Jim Morrison. Exactly. - Yeah. 288 00:15:44,648 --> 00:15:46,314 - Danny! - Oh, I gotta go. 289 00:15:46,316 --> 00:15:48,527 Bye. 290 00:15:51,531 --> 00:15:53,447 Who is Jim Morrison again? 291 00:15:53,449 --> 00:15:55,408 He was in a rock band, moron. The Doors. 292 00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:57,659 - I knew that. - This is with your employee discount? 293 00:15:57,661 --> 00:15:59,828 Yeah. It's already included. 294 00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:01,956 Oh, my... Okay. 295 00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:03,665 - Ma. - Ma. 296 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:05,875 - Mana. - Mana. 297 00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,586 - Manala. - Manala. 298 00:16:07,588 --> 00:16:10,923 Because it's not important to be right. It's only important to be... 299 00:16:10,925 --> 00:16:12,258 - True. - Exactly! 300 00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:14,385 Purple. 301 00:16:14,387 --> 00:16:16,136 Two. 302 00:16:16,138 --> 00:16:17,346 Two. 303 00:16:17,348 --> 00:16:19,557 Two. 304 00:16:24,396 --> 00:16:27,523 Yesterday is done 305 00:16:27,525 --> 00:16:31,568 See the pretty countryside 306 00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:34,864 To get our emotions going, we're going to play 307 00:16:34,866 --> 00:16:37,908 first one to cry wins 308 00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:41,453 Starting... now. 309 00:16:41,455 --> 00:16:42,873 I'm playing too. 310 00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:44,876 So is Miss Patty. 311 00:17:06,814 --> 00:17:09,148 Oh... 312 00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:12,111 I'm sorry. 313 00:17:12,444 --> 00:17:13,444 I'm sorry. 314 00:17:15,323 --> 00:17:18,366 I heard that before he became a priest, he was married, 315 00:17:18,368 --> 00:17:21,785 and had a son named Etienne, who died at 17 of a drug overdose, 316 00:17:21,787 --> 00:17:23,537 which maybe was a suicide. 317 00:17:23,539 --> 00:17:26,501 But my mom says same difference, if you're that careless with your life. 318 00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:29,960 Oh, that's her. Gotta go. 319 00:17:29,962 --> 00:17:31,381 - Bye, guys. - Bye. 320 00:17:35,843 --> 00:17:37,967 Oh, I almost forgot. 321 00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:42,681 I brought you these hot rollers... for your Jim Morrison hair. 322 00:17:42,683 --> 00:17:45,643 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 323 00:17:45,645 --> 00:17:48,481 - You'll have to show me how to use them. - It would be my pleasure. 324 00:17:50,942 --> 00:17:57,238 They look like sperms. 325 00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:00,241 I ju... I just remembered, I had a dream about you. 326 00:18:00,243 --> 00:18:02,033 - Really? - Yeah. 327 00:18:02,035 --> 00:18:05,078 - What... What happened? - Um, we were... 328 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,289 we were flying to Disneyland on a giant carrot. 329 00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:09,625 That's awesome. 330 00:18:09,627 --> 00:18:12,044 - I love Disneyland. - Yeah. Me too. 331 00:18:12,046 --> 00:18:14,838 - I think it's kind of scary, but... - Mm. 332 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,175 I also love it. 333 00:18:17,092 --> 00:18:19,468 So, everybody clear on applying rules of exponents? 334 00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:21,886 You guys with me? Don't leave me hanging. 335 00:18:21,888 --> 00:18:25,724 Give me a nod. That's good. Maybe even a verbal confirmation. 336 00:18:25,726 --> 00:18:26,599 Yes. 337 00:18:26,601 --> 00:18:28,685 Aha! Thank you. That's what I like to hear. 338 00:18:28,687 --> 00:18:32,064 All right. So I'm gonna be passing back your graded quizzes. 339 00:18:32,066 --> 00:18:35,108 I urge you to find the problems where you went wrong and work them out. 340 00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:37,235 Good job, Jules. 341 00:18:37,237 --> 00:18:40,321 I can tell from your work you even understood the ones you missed. 342 00:18:46,371 --> 00:18:48,039 Suck a dick. 343 00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:50,081 I like "Jules." 344 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:53,752 I just don't get why I'm not good at math. My dad is really good in math. 345 00:18:53,754 --> 00:18:56,004 Even Miguel has a math degree. 346 00:18:56,006 --> 00:18:58,758 Maybe it's your mom's fault. 347 00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:09,602 - You lose! Point Julie! - No. Look. 348 00:19:12,356 --> 00:19:14,233 - Wish me luck. - Luck. 349 00:19:19,362 --> 00:19:21,696 Hey, wanna dance? 350 00:19:21,698 --> 00:19:23,907 Hell, yeah. 351 00:19:28,915 --> 00:19:32,585 Six inches for the Holy Spirit. 352 00:19:49,226 --> 00:19:51,102 That's us. 353 00:19:51,104 --> 00:19:53,812 - Oh, uh, no. My mom's coming. - No, she's not. 354 00:19:53,814 --> 00:19:55,731 - Yeah, she is. - The plan was to sleep over at my house. 355 00:19:55,733 --> 00:19:56,733 No. It's fine. 356 00:19:57,652 --> 00:19:59,067 Okay. Bye. 357 00:19:59,069 --> 00:20:00,069 Bye. 358 00:20:01,822 --> 00:20:02,864 Hey, Matt. 359 00:20:10,665 --> 00:20:12,207 Have you ever been out of the country? 360 00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:14,543 - When I was little. - Mm. 361 00:20:15,837 --> 00:20:19,296 My... My dad had a job that took him to Brazil. 362 00:20:19,298 --> 00:20:21,089 I remember from the pictures. 363 00:20:21,091 --> 00:20:23,134 My dream to... 364 00:20:23,136 --> 00:20:26,511 - Oh. Sorry. - No. No, you go. 365 00:20:26,513 --> 00:20:28,596 I've never been out of the country. 366 00:20:28,598 --> 00:20:31,349 It's, uh... It's my dream to go to Paris. 367 00:20:31,351 --> 00:20:33,896 Ohh. Paris. 368 00:20:34,646 --> 00:20:36,771 That's why I'm taking French. 369 00:20:36,773 --> 00:20:40,110 My mom said French wasn't useful. 370 00:20:40,444 --> 00:20:42,655 It is if you wanna go to Paris. 371 00:20:50,829 --> 00:20:53,622 I still don't know how to use those rollers that you gave me. 372 00:20:53,624 --> 00:20:55,540 Oh... Oh, it's so easy. 373 00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:58,752 - Um, so, after they heat up... - Mm-hmm? 374 00:20:58,754 --> 00:21:02,131 you... you take your hair 375 00:21:02,133 --> 00:21:06,554 and you twist the hair like this, and... 376 00:21:21,109 --> 00:21:23,693 Larry, how long will this hold us? 377 00:21:23,695 --> 00:21:26,614 - I don't know. - Well, somebody's gotta know. 378 00:21:29,452 --> 00:21:30,453 I'm not sure. 379 00:21:31,829 --> 00:21:33,328 What happens if somebody gets in an accident? 380 00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:36,164 Uh, the severance package expires all at once. 381 00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:38,875 Not within the calendar year. 382 00:21:38,877 --> 00:21:41,587 - Is she home? - Maybe just leave it tonight. 383 00:21:41,589 --> 00:21:44,382 No, she knows better. She can't sneak around like this. 384 00:21:44,384 --> 00:21:45,883 Marion. 385 00:21:45,885 --> 00:21:47,801 - You can't leave your room like this. - I didn't. 386 00:21:47,803 --> 00:21:49,427 None of these things were put away right. 387 00:21:49,429 --> 00:21:51,638 - They aren't nice. Christine, now. - I put my clothes away. 388 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,014 - My name is Lady Bird. - Don't lie to me. 389 00:21:53,016 --> 00:21:55,768 This uniform... This is gonna look like trash on Monday. 390 00:21:55,770 --> 00:21:59,062 This isn't right. We can't treat our clothes like this. 391 00:21:59,064 --> 00:22:01,022 I don't know what your wealthy friends do... 392 00:22:01,024 --> 00:22:03,319 Why do you care what I do to my clothes? 393 00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:09,073 Your father doesn't have a job. 394 00:22:09,075 --> 00:22:11,116 He lost his job. 395 00:22:11,118 --> 00:22:13,318 Do you need him to come in here and explain that to you? 396 00:22:13,913 --> 00:22:16,204 Of course, he probably wouldn't anyway. He's Mr. Nice Guy, 397 00:22:16,206 --> 00:22:18,206 - and I always have to be the bad guy. - Can we please just talk... 398 00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:19,625 - It can't look like a rag, - ... about this tomorrow? 399 00:22:19,627 --> 00:22:21,210 Because that makes us look like rags. 400 00:22:21,212 --> 00:22:23,295 You wanna know the truth? Here's the truth. 401 00:22:23,297 --> 00:22:25,506 Some of your friends' fathers could employ your father, 402 00:22:25,508 --> 00:22:28,843 and they're not gonna do it if it looks like his family is trash. 403 00:22:28,845 --> 00:22:36,845 You understand? 404 00:22:37,645 --> 00:22:41,731 Didn't you ever go to sleep without putting all your clothes away perfectly? 405 00:22:41,733 --> 00:22:42,983 Like even once? 406 00:22:43,358 --> 00:22:45,319 And don't you wish your mom hadn't gotten angry? 407 00:22:47,905 --> 00:22:54,452 My mother was an abusive alcoholic. 408 00:22:54,454 --> 00:22:58,539 So, I understand you're not interested in any Catholic colleges. 409 00:22:58,541 --> 00:22:59,541 No way. 410 00:23:00,376 --> 00:23:03,169 Sorry. But yes, no way. 411 00:23:03,171 --> 00:23:06,172 Then you'll be applying to UCs and state schools. 412 00:23:06,174 --> 00:23:09,967 Yeah, but also those East Coast liberal arts schools like Yale, 413 00:23:09,969 --> 00:23:12,552 but not Yale, because I probably couldn't get in. 414 00:23:16,475 --> 00:23:17,935 You definitely couldn't get in. 415 00:23:19,145 --> 00:23:20,935 Part of my job is to help you be realistic. 416 00:23:20,937 --> 00:23:22,980 Yeah. It seems like everyone's job. 417 00:23:22,982 --> 00:23:26,067 Your SAT scores are strangely very good. 418 00:23:26,069 --> 00:23:30,779 I had placed some calls to local alumni of the schools you're interested in, 419 00:23:30,781 --> 00:23:33,156 but unfortunately, all the interviews are taken. 420 00:23:33,158 --> 00:23:35,076 So what does that mean? 421 00:23:35,078 --> 00:23:38,873 It means you'll have to get in on how you look on paper. 422 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:45,586 Dreams don't die, so keep an eye on your dream 423 00:23:45,588 --> 00:23:48,588 And before you know where you are, there you are 424 00:23:48,590 --> 00:23:56,590 All right. Stop, stop, stop. 425 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,228 Should we go home? 426 00:24:02,230 --> 00:24:04,980 My mom is always mad. 427 00:24:04,982 --> 00:24:08,192 Doesn't matter if I get home late. She'll be mad at me anyway. 428 00:24:08,194 --> 00:24:12,031 - Your mom's hard on you. - Yeah, well, she loves me a lot. 429 00:24:15,201 --> 00:24:16,536 Pick a star for us. 430 00:24:19,621 --> 00:24:21,955 That one. Right there. 431 00:24:21,957 --> 00:24:24,500 Next to the bright one, and then the dim one. You see it? 432 00:24:24,502 --> 00:24:25,502 Yeah. 433 00:24:27,003 --> 00:24:28,296 That's our star. 434 00:24:30,966 --> 00:24:33,675 You know... 435 00:24:33,677 --> 00:24:36,804 you can touch my boobs, right? 436 00:24:36,806 --> 00:24:40,893 I know. It's just that I respect you too much for that. 437 00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:45,104 Cool. Awesome. 438 00:24:45,106 --> 00:24:47,772 I totally get that. Thank you. 439 00:24:47,774 --> 00:24:49,150 You're welcome. 440 00:24:49,152 --> 00:24:52,153 If you had boobs, I wouldn't touch them either. 441 00:24:52,155 --> 00:24:54,156 I respect you so much... 442 00:24:55,491 --> 00:24:58,243 because I love you. 443 00:24:58,660 --> 00:24:59,745 I love you too. 444 00:25:06,168 --> 00:25:10,046 - Let's name our star Claude. - That's pretentious, don't you think? 445 00:25:10,048 --> 00:25:14,674 It's French. What should we name it? 446 00:25:14,676 --> 00:25:16,928 Bruce. 447 00:25:18,681 --> 00:25:21,100 - I love you! - I love you. 448 00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:28,105 Bruce. 449 00:25:28,107 --> 00:25:31,025 It's normal to not touch a penis. 450 00:25:31,027 --> 00:25:32,734 I have to go to class. 451 00:25:32,736 --> 00:25:34,862 - But I have free period. - I need to pass history. 452 00:25:34,864 --> 00:25:36,989 I think we're done with the learning portion of high school. 453 00:25:36,991 --> 00:25:38,656 - I'm gonna go. - No. 454 00:25:38,658 --> 00:25:40,201 - Mm-hmm. - I hate being alone. 455 00:25:40,203 --> 00:25:41,370 Bye! Love you! 456 00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:20,366 Did Danny say whether his grandmother has a formal Thanksgiving? 457 00:26:20,368 --> 00:26:23,911 I don't know. There are a lot of kids, but she lives in the Fab 40s. 458 00:26:23,913 --> 00:26:26,789 Oh, well, your dad and I went to a dinner party once in that neighborhood. 459 00:26:26,791 --> 00:26:29,418 The CEO of ISC. That was pretty formal. 460 00:26:31,044 --> 00:26:32,795 You're not going to a funeral. 461 00:26:32,797 --> 00:26:35,923 Well, I don't know. What says "rich people Thanksgiving"? 462 00:26:35,925 --> 00:26:39,009 I just think it's such a shame that you're spending your last Thanksgiving 463 00:26:39,011 --> 00:26:41,095 with a family you've never met instead of us, but... 464 00:26:41,097 --> 00:26:43,182 I know. I guess you want it that way. 465 00:26:44,766 --> 00:26:46,975 - Are you tired? - No. 466 00:26:46,977 --> 00:26:50,104 - Hey, Marion. - Hey, Joyce. Hey, how's the baby? 467 00:26:50,106 --> 00:26:52,981 - She's crawling. - No! I wanna see a picture at checkout. 468 00:26:52,983 --> 00:26:54,567 - Okay. - Okay. 469 00:26:54,569 --> 00:26:57,110 - 'Cause if you're tired, we can sit down. - I'm not tired. 470 00:26:57,112 --> 00:26:59,752 Oh, okay. I just couldn't tell because you were dragging your feet. 471 00:27:00,575 --> 00:27:01,659 Well, I just couldn't tell. 472 00:27:02,659 --> 00:27:04,201 Why didn't you just say, "Pick up your feet"? 473 00:27:04,203 --> 00:27:05,202 I didn't know if you were tired. 474 00:27:05,204 --> 00:27:07,621 - You were being passive-aggressive. - No, I wasn't. 475 00:27:07,623 --> 00:27:09,289 - You are so infuriating. - Please stop yelling. 476 00:27:09,291 --> 00:27:12,878 - I'm not yelling. Oh! Perfect! - Honey, do you love it? 477 00:27:34,317 --> 00:27:39,528 So, because my grade book has... disappeared, here's what we're gonna do. 478 00:27:39,530 --> 00:27:41,946 I'm gonna count on you to reconstruct it, okay? 479 00:27:41,948 --> 00:27:44,157 Now, I know you all know your grades better than anybody. 480 00:27:44,159 --> 00:27:47,913 I have a general idea, but this is all about the honor code right now. 481 00:27:48,955 --> 00:27:50,580 Hi. A-minus. 482 00:27:50,582 --> 00:27:52,540 Pretty sure it was an A. 483 00:27:52,542 --> 00:27:54,876 I'm not, but okay. 484 00:27:54,878 --> 00:27:57,298 It was. Trust me, I know talent when I see it. 485 00:27:58,965 --> 00:28:00,842 You're welcome. Thank you. 486 00:28:04,347 --> 00:28:06,014 Hey, I think B. 487 00:28:07,099 --> 00:28:10,643 I thought it was more like B-minus, maybe even C-plus territory? 488 00:28:10,645 --> 00:28:13,104 No, because I did really well on the last quiz. 489 00:28:13,106 --> 00:28:15,314 Oh. I seem to remember you doing only slightly better. 490 00:28:15,316 --> 00:28:16,943 That brought my average up to a B. 491 00:28:18,985 --> 00:28:21,113 Okay. B it is. 492 00:28:22,115 --> 00:28:24,784 It's your honor. 493 00:28:25,201 --> 00:28:27,158 Lady Bird, your lover awaits! 494 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,162 - Hello, Danny! The famous Danny! - Hi. 495 00:28:30,164 --> 00:28:32,123 - Aw! - Oh-ho-ho! 496 00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:34,375 Aren't you adorable? 497 00:28:34,377 --> 00:28:36,501 - Larry, isn't he adorable? - He's adorable. 498 00:28:36,503 --> 00:28:40,088 You're driving her and everything. Wow. 499 00:28:40,090 --> 00:28:42,215 Yeah, well, thank you for letting Lady Bird come 500 00:28:42,217 --> 00:28:44,175 to my grandmother's Thanksgiving, Mrs. McPherson. 501 00:28:44,177 --> 00:28:46,595 No. No more politeness. Call me Marion. 502 00:28:46,597 --> 00:28:48,638 Oh. Well, nice to meet you, Mr. McPherson. 503 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,224 Please, call me Mr. Larry McPherson. 504 00:28:51,226 --> 00:28:53,227 Larry. Sit down, Danny. 505 00:28:53,229 --> 00:28:55,687 - Can I get you something to drink? - Oh, no, I'm fine. 506 00:28:55,689 --> 00:28:59,692 Hey, I'm Miguel, the brother. I think Lady Bird wants to make an entrance. 507 00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:01,484 She's mad we don't have a spiral staircase. 508 00:29:03,281 --> 00:29:04,781 - Shelly. - What? 509 00:29:05,323 --> 00:29:07,324 - Is my name. - Oh. Hi. 510 00:29:07,326 --> 00:29:09,660 Hi. 511 00:29:09,662 --> 00:29:12,954 It's funny. On my way over here, I went over the train tracks. 512 00:29:12,956 --> 00:29:15,124 - Oh, you took H Street. - Right. And so, 513 00:29:15,126 --> 00:29:17,876 Lady Bird always says that she lives on the wrong side of the tracks, 514 00:29:17,878 --> 00:29:20,212 but I always thought that was like a metaphor. 515 00:29:20,214 --> 00:29:23,423 - Oh. - But there are actual train tracks. 516 00:29:24,510 --> 00:29:26,969 Oh, hi. You look amazing! 517 00:29:26,971 --> 00:29:30,263 - What the hell is in the duffel bag? - Don't worry about it. Jeez. 518 00:29:30,265 --> 00:29:34,186 - My grandmother will love that dress. - Okay. 519 00:29:42,736 --> 00:29:45,154 Wait. 520 00:29:45,156 --> 00:29:47,364 - This is your grandma's house? - Yeah. 521 00:29:47,366 --> 00:29:51,368 - Oh, my God! - Oh, Danny! You're late. 522 00:29:51,370 --> 00:29:54,246 Oh, uh, well, thank you so much for having us. 523 00:29:54,248 --> 00:29:55,873 - This is Lady Bird. - Hi. 524 00:29:55,875 --> 00:29:58,709 Hi, honey. Been anxious to meet you. 525 00:29:58,711 --> 00:30:00,461 Your house is my favorite 526 00:30:00,463 --> 00:30:02,296 - in all East Sacramento. - Oh, thank you. 527 00:30:02,298 --> 00:30:04,714 Oh, my God! 528 00:30:04,716 --> 00:30:08,094 - Is this a joke? - No. 529 00:30:08,096 --> 00:30:10,596 - Pull these out... - Oh... 530 00:30:10,598 --> 00:30:12,681 Almost done. Do you like it? 531 00:30:12,683 --> 00:30:16,810 Lovely. I love it. Would you mind doing the whole table for me? 532 00:30:16,812 --> 00:30:18,479 Okay. 533 00:30:18,481 --> 00:30:21,275 Dreams that will explode 534 00:30:21,983 --> 00:30:24,943 Waking up the countryside 535 00:30:24,945 --> 00:30:27,238 - How do you know when it's working? - You'll know. 536 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,240 - It's not working. - It's not? 537 00:30:29,242 --> 00:30:31,200 - No. - My sister said this was premium. 538 00:30:31,202 --> 00:30:34,119 - I'm working. - I'm... I'm working too. 539 00:30:34,121 --> 00:30:35,414 No. 540 00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:38,581 I can't feel my arms. 541 00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:40,210 You're working. 542 00:30:41,044 --> 00:30:43,837 I'm no easy A 543 00:30:43,839 --> 00:30:44,840 Quiet... 544 00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:48,634 If Danny and I get married, and then his grandma died, 545 00:30:48,636 --> 00:30:51,010 I'd inherit the dream house. 546 00:30:51,012 --> 00:30:53,012 Wouldn't his parents get it? 547 00:30:53,014 --> 00:30:54,807 Oh, yeah. We'd have to kill them, 548 00:30:54,809 --> 00:30:56,601 and we'd have to kill his older brothers too. 549 00:31:11,451 --> 00:31:14,076 Yeah 550 00:31:14,078 --> 00:31:15,954 - Whoo! - Whoo! 551 00:31:17,915 --> 00:31:20,290 Where's Mr. Bruno's wife? 552 00:31:39,854 --> 00:31:41,230 - How's it going? - Okay. 553 00:31:42,314 --> 00:31:46,025 Mom, we... we can't really talk right now. 554 00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:53,824 Well, happy Thanksgiving. We missed you, Lady Bird. 555 00:31:53,826 --> 00:31:55,701 Try to run, try to hide, try to keep it inside 556 00:31:58,289 --> 00:32:00,414 - Bye. - Bye, Birdy. 557 00:32:00,416 --> 00:32:02,056 - Bye, Shelly. - Bye, Shelly. 558 00:32:05,504 --> 00:32:08,213 Why does that cigarette look so weird? 559 00:32:08,215 --> 00:32:09,675 Like, not like a cigarette? 560 00:32:11,551 --> 00:32:12,803 'Cause it's a clove. 561 00:32:21,229 --> 00:32:28,983 Lick your lips. That's why they're sweet. 562 00:32:28,985 --> 00:32:31,654 Your mom was really sad you weren't here tonight for Thanksgiving. 563 00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:36,575 Yeah, well, she hates me. 564 00:32:36,577 --> 00:32:41,372 She has a big heart, your mom. 565 00:32:41,374 --> 00:32:44,168 She took me in after my parents freaked out about... 566 00:32:45,502 --> 00:32:47,714 whatever, premarital sex. 567 00:32:50,925 --> 00:32:52,300 I admire her. 568 00:33:11,111 --> 00:33:12,193 Pray for us! 569 00:33:12,195 --> 00:33:13,570 Save Jesus in our heart! 570 00:33:13,572 --> 00:33:14,740 Forever! 571 00:33:18,285 --> 00:33:21,787 Flying through the countryside 572 00:33:21,789 --> 00:33:24,459 Merrily we roll along, roll along 573 00:33:25,626 --> 00:33:28,711 Catching a dream 574 00:33:28,713 --> 00:33:31,172 Stop fighting! Stop fighting! 575 00:33:31,174 --> 00:33:32,258 Hey! 576 00:33:34,635 --> 00:33:36,594 Hey, old friends 577 00:33:36,596 --> 00:33:39,012 How do we stay old friends 578 00:33:39,014 --> 00:33:44,227 It started out like a song 579 00:33:45,646 --> 00:33:47,520 Me and you 580 00:33:47,522 --> 00:33:49,565 Me and you 581 00:33:49,567 --> 00:33:50,648 Me and you 582 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:57,781 That's true. There she is. 583 00:33:57,783 --> 00:33:59,532 - Hi. - Jules. Wow. 584 00:33:59,534 --> 00:34:01,035 - You were so good. - Thank you. 585 00:34:01,037 --> 00:34:02,744 I couldn't believe that. This is my wife Becky. 586 00:34:02,746 --> 00:34:05,748 Becky this is Jules. She's one of my brightest students. 587 00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:08,000 - It's so-so nice to meet you. - It's nice to meet you too. 588 00:34:08,002 --> 00:34:10,169 - How we doing? Feeling a little better? - A little tired. 589 00:34:10,171 --> 00:34:11,796 - Yeah. - Okay. All right, I gotta get her home. 590 00:34:11,798 --> 00:34:14,214 We got the little one, but that was really great, Jules. 591 00:34:14,216 --> 00:34:15,217 Thank you. 592 00:34:16,219 --> 00:34:24,219 Congratulations. 593 00:34:31,692 --> 00:34:34,692 He didn't understand it. 594 00:34:44,705 --> 00:34:46,956 How long do you think you all will pee? 595 00:34:46,958 --> 00:34:48,581 I drank so much soda. 596 00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:50,458 - Fuck you. - I just got my period. 597 00:34:50,460 --> 00:34:52,085 - Goddammit. - Where're you going? 598 00:34:52,087 --> 00:34:53,607 There's never a line in the men's room. 599 00:35:00,096 --> 00:35:01,302 Uh, I... 600 00:35:01,304 --> 00:35:02,637 Oh, my God. 601 00:35:45,766 --> 00:35:47,474 They're really nice socks. 602 00:35:47,476 --> 00:35:49,768 They're expensive, actually. 603 00:35:49,770 --> 00:35:51,728 They wick moisture away from your feet. 604 00:35:51,730 --> 00:35:53,688 My feet always have moisture. 605 00:35:53,690 --> 00:35:55,565 Mom, I love them. 606 00:35:55,567 --> 00:35:58,652 I'm sorry it's a small Christmas. We wanted to... 607 00:35:58,654 --> 00:36:01,237 It's just a little small this year. 608 00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:02,239 These are nice. 609 00:36:05,453 --> 00:36:07,911 - Do you like it? - Look. 610 00:36:09,331 --> 00:36:11,164 - That's good. - That's great. 611 00:36:11,166 --> 00:36:14,252 I had to get it. It makes me laugh. 612 00:36:22,804 --> 00:36:23,804 Dad, come in. 613 00:36:27,641 --> 00:36:28,891 How'd you know it was me? 614 00:36:28,893 --> 00:36:30,266 Mom doesn't knock. 615 00:36:30,268 --> 00:36:32,437 No, she doesn't. 616 00:36:35,607 --> 00:36:38,692 Here they are. Your completed financial aid applications. 617 00:36:38,694 --> 00:36:40,402 Thank you! 618 00:36:40,404 --> 00:36:42,781 - Merry Christmas. - Thank you. 619 00:36:43,782 --> 00:36:45,824 Do you need money for the applications? 620 00:36:45,826 --> 00:36:47,284 - I can help with that too. - No. No. 621 00:36:47,286 --> 00:36:48,536 I've got that. 622 00:36:48,538 --> 00:36:50,329 Summer job's covered it. 623 00:36:50,331 --> 00:36:52,123 This is why we have computer shut off time. 624 00:36:52,125 --> 00:36:53,405 - This is our room. - Okay, okay. 625 00:36:55,293 --> 00:36:56,335 Just can you drive me to the post office on Jade? It should still be open. 626 00:36:56,337 --> 00:36:59,713 Three, two, one. 627 00:36:59,715 --> 00:37:01,923 Happy New Year! 628 00:37:04,344 --> 00:37:05,719 Happy New Year! 629 00:37:10,016 --> 00:37:12,686 So you pull the nozzle out. You tip it in. 630 00:37:28,201 --> 00:37:29,203 Hey. 631 00:37:30,203 --> 00:37:32,204 I-I like your band. 632 00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:33,748 Uh, with Jonah Ruiz, 633 00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:35,543 - Lenfance New? - L'enfance Nue. 634 00:37:37,503 --> 00:37:41,755 Uh, well, I-I saw your Thanksgiving show. 635 00:37:41,757 --> 00:37:43,423 My name's Lady Bird. 636 00:37:43,425 --> 00:37:44,800 That's weird. You shake hands. 637 00:37:44,802 --> 00:37:45,802 Yeah. 638 00:37:48,931 --> 00:37:52,641 I'm friends with Jenna and she's always talking about how great your band is. 639 00:37:52,643 --> 00:37:54,311 So I wanted to check it out. 640 00:37:54,728 --> 00:37:56,563 - Yeah. Jenna's hella tight. - Yeah. 641 00:37:57,148 --> 00:37:59,481 Maybe I'll see you at the Deuce or something, huh? 642 00:37:59,483 --> 00:38:01,358 Sure. See you at the Deuce. 643 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:02,860 Hey. 644 00:38:02,862 --> 00:38:04,235 I'm not paying you to flirt. 645 00:38:04,237 --> 00:38:06,614 I wasn't flirting. 646 00:38:06,616 --> 00:38:08,034 I wish you had been. 647 00:38:20,337 --> 00:38:22,420 A reading from the book of Genesis. 648 00:38:22,422 --> 00:38:25,882 "The Lord took Abram outside and said, 649 00:38:25,884 --> 00:38:28,553 'Look up at the sky and count the stars if you can.' 650 00:38:28,887 --> 00:38:31,723 Just so, he added, 'Shall your descendants be.' 651 00:38:32,266 --> 00:38:34,516 Abram put his faith in the Lord. 652 00:38:34,518 --> 00:38:36,976 Who credited to him as an act of righteousness." 653 00:38:45,362 --> 00:38:48,822 Okay, the first time we did it, it was at his lake house last summer. 654 00:38:48,824 --> 00:38:52,659 - It was so funny. - Oh, here you go. 655 00:38:52,661 --> 00:38:53,870 From Uncle Matt. 656 00:38:55,748 --> 00:38:57,331 I think he and my mom are fighting so enjoy the lunches while you can. 657 00:38:57,333 --> 00:39:00,000 Oh, no thanks. I'm trying to lose weight. 658 00:39:00,002 --> 00:39:01,003 Really? 659 00:39:02,547 --> 00:39:04,422 Sex is not a big deal. It's just my mom called me during it. 660 00:39:04,424 --> 00:39:06,215 - Skirt check. - Was on my cell phone. 661 00:39:06,217 --> 00:39:07,882 The one she got me for emergencies. 662 00:39:07,884 --> 00:39:10,427 Did you pick up? 663 00:39:10,429 --> 00:39:12,804 Yeah. I was like, "Um, Mom, I can't really talk right now." 664 00:39:14,766 --> 00:39:16,226 What was the emergency? 665 00:39:17,228 --> 00:39:19,853 - What? - Uh, what was the emergency? 666 00:39:19,855 --> 00:39:22,230 - Oh, my great aunt died. - I'm so sorry. 667 00:39:22,232 --> 00:39:24,233 She kinda did it to herself. 668 00:39:24,235 --> 00:39:26,568 Yeah. I don't know why you'd do that if you're already so old. 669 00:39:26,570 --> 00:39:27,945 Ladies. 670 00:39:27,947 --> 00:39:29,073 Skirts. 671 00:39:31,909 --> 00:39:34,576 I'm going to write you a citation, Miss Walton. 672 00:39:34,578 --> 00:39:36,163 No more short skirts. 673 00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:41,460 Sarah Joan is all up in my junk. 674 00:39:42,795 --> 00:39:44,253 She's a cunt. 675 00:39:44,255 --> 00:39:46,005 Birdy, you like her. 676 00:39:46,007 --> 00:39:47,967 Yeah, but she's a cunt. 677 00:39:49,009 --> 00:39:51,553 I have an idea of how to get Sarah Joan back. 678 00:39:52,554 --> 00:39:55,306 - How? - You'll see this afternoon. 679 00:39:55,308 --> 00:39:57,974 No, we have auditions this afternoon. 680 00:39:57,976 --> 00:40:02,980 Oh, right. I mean, uh, I don't think I want to do the play. 681 00:40:02,982 --> 00:40:04,856 Meet me at the teacher's parking lot at 3. 682 00:40:04,858 --> 00:40:07,235 - I'll have the materials. - Okay. 683 00:40:08,070 --> 00:40:09,072 Wait, what was your name? 684 00:40:09,989 --> 00:40:10,989 Lady Bird. 685 00:40:11,991 --> 00:40:13,532 - Weird. - Ladies. 686 00:40:13,534 --> 00:40:14,909 We have a decision to make. 687 00:40:14,911 --> 00:40:17,286 Prom themes. Top options so far, 688 00:40:17,288 --> 00:40:20,038 cities of the world, 689 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,166 eternal flame, and movies. 690 00:40:23,835 --> 00:40:25,628 Oh, where is Father Leviatch? 691 00:40:25,630 --> 00:40:27,797 All right, let's have everyone take a knee. Huh? 692 00:40:27,799 --> 00:40:29,717 - What? - Cozy sit. 693 00:40:31,677 --> 00:40:33,719 Now, I know you all miss Father Leviatch, 694 00:40:33,721 --> 00:40:35,723 and I can tell you that the brothers do too. 695 00:40:36,724 --> 00:40:38,431 But I'm gonna give this thing my best shot. 696 00:40:39,851 --> 00:40:42,311 Uh, now, usually I'm the JV football coach, 697 00:40:42,313 --> 00:40:46,023 but from what I can see, a play is a play. 698 00:40:46,025 --> 00:40:48,025 Where's Lady Bird? 699 00:40:48,027 --> 00:40:50,610 She's with her new best friend. She thinks she's too cool for theater. 700 00:40:50,612 --> 00:40:52,570 If you can pull out your-your scripts, 701 00:40:52,572 --> 00:40:54,864 I've assigned a number to each of your roles. 702 00:40:54,866 --> 00:40:57,201 And, uh, I'm gonna put the blocking up here on the board, 703 00:40:57,203 --> 00:41:01,329 and then if you guys can transcribe that back in your play books, that'd be great. 704 00:41:01,331 --> 00:41:02,831 Who's playing what part? 705 00:41:02,833 --> 00:41:05,876 Uh, I had Miss Patty here assign roles, since she knows you all. 706 00:41:05,878 --> 00:41:07,795 So, uh, call them out, Miss Patty. 707 00:41:07,797 --> 00:41:10,005 Okay, uh, Prospero. Danny. 708 00:41:10,007 --> 00:41:12,009 Danny. Nice. That's role one. 709 00:41:14,721 --> 00:41:15,804 Wait. Where do you live? 710 00:41:16,931 --> 00:41:19,559 Oh, um, The 40s. 711 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,684 That's where our starter house was. 712 00:41:22,686 --> 00:41:24,353 Which street? 713 00:41:24,355 --> 00:41:25,603 Um, 44th. 714 00:41:25,605 --> 00:41:27,940 It's the three-story blue one 715 00:41:27,942 --> 00:41:30,650 with the white shutters and the American flag in the front. 716 00:41:30,652 --> 00:41:31,777 Yeah. I know that one. 717 00:41:31,779 --> 00:41:33,656 Do you want to go over there right now and eat? 718 00:41:34,114 --> 00:41:36,314 I live in Granite Bay, otherwise I'd say let's go there. 719 00:41:36,659 --> 00:41:40,244 Actually, I was thinking maybe we should go to the Deuce. 720 00:41:40,246 --> 00:41:42,871 I was talking to Kyle about it, and he was like, 721 00:41:42,873 --> 00:41:45,708 "Whatever it's lame, but maybe I'll see you there." 722 00:41:45,710 --> 00:41:47,208 How do you know Kyle? 723 00:41:47,210 --> 00:41:49,587 Oh, my mom made me get a job at New Helvetia 724 00:41:49,589 --> 00:41:53,965 to learn, like, "responsibility." 725 00:41:53,967 --> 00:41:56,052 Anyway, we hang out there. 726 00:41:56,054 --> 00:41:57,802 Yeah. Kyle's awesome. 727 00:41:57,804 --> 00:41:59,056 Let's Deuce it up. 728 00:42:00,933 --> 00:42:03,391 Okay, guys. Now, look. Role one, right? 729 00:42:03,393 --> 00:42:05,518 You're gonna run, kind of, a skinny post right up front. 730 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,730 I want you to look straight at the audience, okay. 731 00:42:07,732 --> 00:42:10,398 Don't be looking around and blabbing at anybody if they walk by ya. 732 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,943 Eight, nine, ten. You're coming in hard, right here. 733 00:42:12,945 --> 00:42:14,345 'Cause these guys are gonna love it. 734 00:42:15,822 --> 00:42:18,949 Don't talk amongst yourselves. Now, coming in slow, we're singing. 735 00:42:18,951 --> 00:42:21,284 This is singing. Wide lines are singing. 736 00:42:21,286 --> 00:42:23,244 We're singing. We're singing. 737 00:42:23,246 --> 00:42:25,413 Danny's not singing yet. He's all alone. 738 00:42:25,415 --> 00:42:28,000 Singing. Eight, nine, ten... You come in hot! 739 00:42:28,002 --> 00:42:29,751 You come in hot! 740 00:42:32,924 --> 00:42:35,507 - This is the Deuce? - Yeah. 741 00:42:35,509 --> 00:42:39,135 - It's a parking lot? - Yeah. 742 00:42:39,137 --> 00:42:42,514 We were in one parking lot and we went to another parking lot? 743 00:42:42,516 --> 00:42:46,184 Hey, Kyle. Lady Bird and I just decorated the Nun-mobile. 744 00:42:46,186 --> 00:42:48,103 Like, just married to Jesus. 745 00:42:48,105 --> 00:42:49,357 That's hella tight. 746 00:43:02,619 --> 00:43:04,911 What you do is very baller. 747 00:43:04,913 --> 00:43:06,496 - You're very anarchist. - Yeah. 748 00:43:06,498 --> 00:43:07,748 Fuck 'em. 749 00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:09,333 Don't worry, I'm not gonna snitch on you. 750 00:43:09,335 --> 00:43:11,920 Well, I hope not 'cause I'd fuckin' kill your family. 751 00:43:14,965 --> 00:43:16,172 - What? - Sorry. 752 00:43:16,174 --> 00:43:18,592 I... That-That was an exaggeration. 753 00:43:18,594 --> 00:43:20,219 It's okay. 754 00:43:20,221 --> 00:43:22,096 My dad has cancer, so 755 00:43:22,098 --> 00:43:23,972 I guess God's doing that for us. 756 00:43:23,974 --> 00:43:25,601 Oh, I'm sorry. 757 00:43:28,228 --> 00:43:29,894 You work at New Helvetia, right? 758 00:43:29,896 --> 00:43:30,982 Right. 759 00:43:32,858 --> 00:43:34,608 Can I get your number? We were looking to set up more gigs down there. 760 00:43:34,610 --> 00:43:35,653 Definitely. 761 00:43:38,697 --> 00:43:41,114 It's my parents number. 762 00:43:41,116 --> 00:43:43,242 You don't have a cell phone? 763 00:43:43,244 --> 00:43:44,492 - Nah. - Good girl. 764 00:43:44,494 --> 00:43:46,369 Government didn't have to put tracking devices on us. 765 00:43:46,371 --> 00:43:48,288 We bought them and put them on ourselves. 766 00:43:48,290 --> 00:43:50,166 I don't own a tracking device. 767 00:43:50,168 --> 00:43:52,918 No, no, no. The cell phones. 768 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,545 - You see? - Wow. 769 00:43:54,547 --> 00:43:55,673 Yeah. I know. 770 00:43:57,340 --> 00:43:58,632 I mean, you'll have one eventually. Everyone's gonna have one. 771 00:43:58,634 --> 00:44:01,677 And then, it'll be a matter of time. 772 00:44:01,679 --> 00:44:03,054 Before what? 773 00:44:03,056 --> 00:44:04,764 Before they put them in our brains. 774 00:44:41,259 --> 00:44:42,344 What do you want from me? 775 00:44:44,554 --> 00:44:45,681 Yes? 776 00:44:47,474 --> 00:44:49,827 My-My grandma wanted me to tell you that she missed you at Christmas. 777 00:44:49,851 --> 00:44:53,228 Yeah. Well, I couldn't have gone anyway. My mom was pissed about Thanksgiving. 778 00:44:53,230 --> 00:44:55,980 Your mom is crazy. I'm scared of her. 779 00:44:55,982 --> 00:45:00,068 She's not crazy. She's just, you know, she has a big heart. 780 00:45:00,070 --> 00:45:01,195 She's very warm. 781 00:45:01,197 --> 00:45:02,195 I don't find your mother warm. 782 00:45:02,197 --> 00:45:04,364 - You don't? - No. No, she's warm. Yeah. 783 00:45:04,366 --> 00:45:07,242 - But she's also, kind of, scary. - Well, you can't be scary and warm. 784 00:45:07,244 --> 00:45:09,871 - I think you can. Your mom is. - You're gay. 785 00:45:11,248 --> 00:45:12,914 Fuck me. 786 00:45:12,916 --> 00:45:15,333 Can you not tell anyone, please? 787 00:45:15,335 --> 00:45:17,460 I'm so sorry about everything. 788 00:45:17,462 --> 00:45:21,423 I'm so ashamed of all of it. 789 00:45:21,425 --> 00:45:25,427 It's just... It's going to be bad and I just need a little bit of time 790 00:45:25,429 --> 00:45:28,304 to figure out how I'm going to tell my mom and dad and... 791 00:45:28,306 --> 00:45:33,518 Don't worry. 792 00:45:36,732 --> 00:45:37,774 I won't tell. 793 00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:41,362 It's okay. 794 00:45:51,204 --> 00:45:55,623 It's okay. 795 00:45:55,625 --> 00:45:57,919 And do you have a support system? 796 00:45:59,005 --> 00:46:02,465 What do you mean? 797 00:46:02,467 --> 00:46:05,425 Who do you turn to when you feel this way? 798 00:46:08,346 --> 00:46:09,723 No one, I guess. 799 00:46:11,768 --> 00:46:13,099 I'm sorry. 800 00:46:13,101 --> 00:46:14,351 No, don't be sorry. 801 00:46:14,353 --> 00:46:18,773 There's no wrong answer. 802 00:46:18,775 --> 00:46:20,648 Please don't tell your daughter. 803 00:46:20,650 --> 00:46:21,652 No. Of course not. 804 00:46:22,987 --> 00:46:23,988 Of course not. 805 00:46:27,784 --> 00:46:31,162 Remember that you are dust and to dust you will return. 806 00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:44,547 Remember that you are dust and to dust you will return. 807 00:46:44,549 --> 00:46:48,428 It's a new system. You just enter your social security number and... 808 00:46:53,433 --> 00:46:54,891 - Davis? - Davis is good. 809 00:46:54,893 --> 00:46:57,561 - Maybe you shoulda looked at it. - It's only half an hour away. 810 00:46:57,563 --> 00:47:00,313 - Less if you're driving fast. - I went to graduate school there. 811 00:47:00,315 --> 00:47:02,273 Lots of smart people go to Davis. 812 00:47:02,275 --> 00:47:03,233 I thought Berkeley had to accept me. 813 00:47:03,235 --> 00:47:05,360 You and Miguel went there. I'm a legacy. 814 00:47:05,362 --> 00:47:07,237 Uh, not if we don't give money. 815 00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:09,280 - And you get bad grades. - And what do you know about it? 816 00:47:09,282 --> 00:47:10,574 - Meaning? - Nothing. 817 00:47:10,576 --> 00:47:12,367 - No. What are you implying? - Nothing! 818 00:47:12,369 --> 00:47:14,202 You fucking racist! 819 00:47:14,204 --> 00:47:17,123 - I didn't say anything! - I didn't put down my race! 820 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:20,835 Oh, yeah. I'm sure they had no idea, Miguel! 821 00:47:20,837 --> 00:47:22,378 You're actually fucking evil. 822 00:47:23,965 --> 00:47:26,005 - What is wrong with you? - Go. Go to your room. 823 00:47:26,007 --> 00:47:28,217 - I'm not five! - I didn't raise you like this. 824 00:47:28,219 --> 00:47:29,592 I don't have to go anywhere. 825 00:47:29,594 --> 00:47:31,637 I'm not going to a fucking university 826 00:47:31,639 --> 00:47:34,809 that's famous for its fucking agricultural school! 827 00:47:36,268 --> 00:47:39,519 And Miguel and Shelly, you'll never get jobs with all that shit in your face. 828 00:47:53,911 --> 00:47:55,994 Hey. 829 00:47:55,996 --> 00:47:57,788 Hi. 830 00:47:57,790 --> 00:47:59,748 Um, help yourself to anything in the fridge. 831 00:47:59,750 --> 00:48:02,251 My parents are upstairs, but they don't care if you drink. 832 00:48:02,253 --> 00:48:05,503 Okay. Cool. 833 00:48:20,938 --> 00:48:22,065 I hate that shit. 834 00:48:23,273 --> 00:48:24,523 But you smoke. 835 00:48:24,525 --> 00:48:26,275 I smoke hand-rolled cigarettes. 836 00:48:26,277 --> 00:48:28,068 Never industrially produced. 837 00:48:28,070 --> 00:48:29,402 Never cloves. 838 00:48:29,404 --> 00:48:30,820 What's wrong with cloves? 839 00:48:30,822 --> 00:48:32,489 Can't inhale cloves. What's the point? 840 00:48:32,491 --> 00:48:33,782 Oh. 841 00:48:33,784 --> 00:48:35,451 You're not supposed to. 842 00:48:35,453 --> 00:48:38,704 Well, cloves were what I first smoked when I was young. 843 00:48:38,706 --> 00:48:41,539 So, you know, it's a force of habit. 844 00:48:41,541 --> 00:48:43,833 It has fiberglass. 845 00:48:43,835 --> 00:48:45,418 - Really? - Yeah. 846 00:48:45,420 --> 00:48:47,253 Rolling your own is best. 847 00:48:47,255 --> 00:48:48,922 Also, like... 848 00:48:48,924 --> 00:48:52,802 I'm trying as much as possible not participate in our economy. 849 00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:54,180 I don't like money. 850 00:48:55,181 --> 00:48:56,554 So... 851 00:48:56,556 --> 00:48:58,516 I'm trying to live by bartering alone. 852 00:48:58,518 --> 00:49:00,726 But doesn't Catholic school cost money? 853 00:49:00,728 --> 00:49:03,481 Yeah. The diocese we're in are super into it. 854 00:49:04,482 --> 00:49:07,358 It mattered to my dad that... 855 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,485 I go to Xavier, so 856 00:49:09,487 --> 00:49:11,781 just trying to make him happy. 857 00:49:25,253 --> 00:49:26,835 I don't want to have sex yet. 858 00:49:26,837 --> 00:49:28,170 - I haven't had sex yet. - Me neither. 859 00:49:28,172 --> 00:49:30,332 - With another person. Really? - Nope. Me either. Yeah. 860 00:49:35,429 --> 00:49:38,139 Oh, my God. 861 00:49:38,141 --> 00:49:39,472 It's the tanning bed. 862 00:49:39,474 --> 00:49:41,684 Julie will love this. 863 00:49:41,686 --> 00:49:42,726 Who's Julie? 864 00:50:04,541 --> 00:50:07,876 Lady Bird. You can't lock the door when we have one bathroom. 865 00:50:07,878 --> 00:50:09,545 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 866 00:50:09,547 --> 00:50:11,713 It's just this is the only place I can get any privacy. 867 00:50:11,715 --> 00:50:13,465 You really need to use two towels? 868 00:50:13,467 --> 00:50:15,092 Uh, no. 869 00:50:15,094 --> 00:50:16,509 - I guess no. - If you need to use two towels, 870 00:50:16,511 --> 00:50:18,721 you just have to say because this affects my whole day. 871 00:50:18,723 --> 00:50:20,347 Because I have to do laundry before work 872 00:50:20,349 --> 00:50:22,641 and I need to know if there's more towels that I need to wash. 873 00:50:22,643 --> 00:50:23,976 I just need one. Sorry. 874 00:50:23,978 --> 00:50:27,440 Okay. Well, let me get to the mirror, I've gotta get going. 875 00:50:35,489 --> 00:50:41,159 When do you think is a normal time to have sex? 876 00:50:41,161 --> 00:50:43,161 - You're having sex? - No. 877 00:50:43,163 --> 00:50:46,581 Um, college is good. 878 00:50:46,583 --> 00:50:51,128 I think college and use protection like we talked about. 879 00:50:51,130 --> 00:50:52,130 Okay. 880 00:51:01,056 --> 00:51:02,683 Is Dad depressed? 881 00:51:03,683 --> 00:51:04,851 Why do you ask that? 882 00:51:06,145 --> 00:51:08,646 The pills. They have Dad's name on them. 883 00:51:08,648 --> 00:51:12,235 Dad's been struggling with depression for years. 884 00:51:16,656 --> 00:51:17,656 I didn't know that. 885 00:51:18,616 --> 00:51:20,826 Money is not life's report card. 886 00:51:22,036 --> 00:51:23,494 He's depressed about money? 887 00:51:23,496 --> 00:51:27,998 Being successful doesn't mean anything in and of itself. 888 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,541 It just means that you're successful. 889 00:51:29,543 --> 00:51:31,460 Yeah, but then you're successful. 890 00:51:31,462 --> 00:51:33,713 But that doesn't mean that you're happy. 891 00:51:33,715 --> 00:51:35,133 But he's not happy. 892 00:51:47,853 --> 00:51:49,771 I have to get out of Sacramento. 893 00:51:51,357 --> 00:51:52,565 Why? 894 00:51:52,567 --> 00:51:55,693 Because it's soul killing. 895 00:51:55,695 --> 00:51:57,572 It's the Midwest of California. 896 00:51:59,574 --> 00:52:01,699 Isn't there a thing, like, 897 00:52:01,701 --> 00:52:03,494 "Think globally, act locally"? 898 00:52:05,203 --> 00:52:11,375 I feel that the person who said that didn't live in Sacramento. 899 00:52:11,377 --> 00:52:12,668 Ah! 900 00:52:12,670 --> 00:52:14,003 I love it here. 901 00:52:14,005 --> 00:52:15,885 I want to send my daughters to Immaculate Heart. 902 00:52:16,757 --> 00:52:18,550 I wanna... You know, I wanna be a mom. 903 00:52:19,552 --> 00:52:21,137 At least go to San Francisco. 904 00:52:23,556 --> 00:52:28,016 I don't like hills. 905 00:52:28,018 --> 00:52:33,021 Start simple with x plus three times x plus two. 906 00:52:33,023 --> 00:52:35,423 - Now if we use FOIL, where do we start? - Julie? 907 00:52:37,027 --> 00:52:38,029 Julie? 908 00:52:39,906 --> 00:52:41,780 Julie. Hey. 909 00:52:41,782 --> 00:52:43,116 What do you want from Julie? 910 00:52:44,243 --> 00:52:45,534 Darlene, can you excuse us? 911 00:52:45,536 --> 00:52:46,869 Darlene's staying. 912 00:52:46,871 --> 00:52:48,286 Why aren't you in Algebra 2? 913 00:52:48,288 --> 00:52:49,663 - I switched sections. - Why? 914 00:52:49,665 --> 00:52:51,498 Aren't Jenna and Kyle enough? 915 00:52:53,252 --> 00:52:54,626 I'm sorry that you're jealous. 916 00:52:54,628 --> 00:52:56,462 Jenna's a moron, you know. 917 00:52:56,464 --> 00:52:58,130 She's not. She's in AP Calculus. 918 00:52:58,132 --> 00:52:59,715 She's a moron in a deeper sense. 919 00:52:59,717 --> 00:53:00,717 You don't even know her. 920 00:53:02,594 --> 00:53:04,177 Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way, you just never showed up to claim it! 921 00:53:04,179 --> 00:53:06,889 - What role? - The tempest! 922 00:53:06,891 --> 00:53:10,768 - There is no role of the tempest! - It is the titular role! 923 00:53:10,770 --> 00:53:13,853 No, it's a made up thing so we all can participate! 924 00:53:13,855 --> 00:53:17,942 You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention, can you? 925 00:53:17,944 --> 00:53:20,902 Yeah. Well, you know your mom's tits, they're fake. Totally fake! 926 00:53:20,904 --> 00:53:23,280 She made one bad decision at 19! 927 00:53:23,282 --> 00:53:24,739 Two bad decisions! 928 00:53:24,741 --> 00:53:28,619 And at 15, this girl was pregnant. 929 00:53:28,621 --> 00:53:31,288 She decided that she was going to get an abortion. 930 00:53:31,290 --> 00:53:34,958 It made sense. It was the right thing to do. 931 00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:37,837 - She was sitting there... - Let me guess, she didn't get it. 932 00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:40,755 and something deep inside of her said, 933 00:53:40,757 --> 00:53:42,717 - "No." - Bingo. 934 00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,594 Anyone want to guess who this woman is? 935 00:53:45,596 --> 00:53:46,846 The young lady right here. 936 00:53:46,848 --> 00:53:49,514 - You? - No. It was not me. 937 00:53:49,516 --> 00:53:51,391 Um, your friend? 938 00:53:51,393 --> 00:53:52,809 No. 939 00:53:52,811 --> 00:53:55,272 The girl in the story was... 940 00:53:56,523 --> 00:53:57,648 my mother. 941 00:53:59,735 --> 00:54:03,945 I am that baby that she decided not to abort. 942 00:54:03,947 --> 00:54:05,739 That could have been me. 943 00:54:05,741 --> 00:54:07,449 That could have been my fate. 944 00:54:07,451 --> 00:54:10,619 Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean it's morally wrong. 945 00:54:10,621 --> 00:54:11,941 What did you say, ma'am? 946 00:54:13,290 --> 00:54:15,500 - Nothing. - Please. Share. 947 00:54:16,710 --> 00:54:18,753 I said, 948 00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:22,840 "Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong." 949 00:54:22,842 --> 00:54:25,425 You think dead children aren't morally wrong? 950 00:54:25,427 --> 00:54:31,014 No. I'm just saying that if you took up close pictures of my vagina 951 00:54:31,016 --> 00:54:34,809 while I was on my period, it would be disturbing, but it doesn't make it wrong. 952 00:54:34,811 --> 00:54:35,894 Excuse me? 953 00:54:35,896 --> 00:54:38,396 Listen. If your mother had had the abortion, 954 00:54:38,398 --> 00:54:40,983 we wouldn't have to sit through this stupid assembly. 955 00:54:46,616 --> 00:54:48,991 Suspended? How does this happen? 956 00:54:48,993 --> 00:54:51,786 Everything we do is for you. Everything. 957 00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:53,788 Do you think I like driving that car around? 958 00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:54,829 - No. - Do you? 959 00:54:54,831 --> 00:54:56,831 - No. - Do you think I like working double shifts 960 00:54:56,833 --> 00:54:57,791 at the psych hospital? 961 00:54:57,793 --> 00:55:00,043 - No. - You needed to go to the Catholic school 962 00:55:00,045 --> 00:55:03,463 because your brother saw somebody knifed in front of him at the public school. 963 00:55:03,465 --> 00:55:05,882 Is that what you want? Larry, what are you doing on the computer? 964 00:55:05,884 --> 00:55:07,759 - Nothing. - You think your dad and I don't know 965 00:55:07,761 --> 00:55:10,637 how ashamed that you are of us? Your dad knows. 966 00:55:10,639 --> 00:55:13,891 Your dad knows why you ask him to drop you off a block away from school every day. 967 00:55:13,893 --> 00:55:16,726 - Dad, I didn't mean to. - You made him feel horrible! 968 00:55:16,728 --> 00:55:18,728 - Horrible! You know that? - I'm sorry. 969 00:55:19,857 --> 00:55:20,773 - Marion, you didn't have to bring that up. - No, Larry, you can't just be 970 00:55:20,775 --> 00:55:21,981 the nice guy. She has to know. 971 00:55:21,983 --> 00:55:23,608 She has to know how you feel. 972 00:55:23,610 --> 00:55:26,112 Otherwise, she's just gonna think she can say anything at all, 973 00:55:26,114 --> 00:55:28,739 and nobody ever gets hurt. 974 00:55:28,741 --> 00:55:30,532 Wrong side of the tracks! 975 00:55:30,534 --> 00:55:32,201 - I didn't mean it that way. - Yeah. 976 00:55:32,203 --> 00:55:33,827 - It was a joke. - Yeah. It's just a joke Mom and Dad. 977 00:55:33,829 --> 00:55:36,956 They don't care. We didn't think we'd be in this house for 25 years. 978 00:55:36,958 --> 00:55:38,623 We thought we would've moved some place better. 979 00:55:38,625 --> 00:55:40,458 Whatever we give you, it's never enough. 980 00:55:40,460 --> 00:55:42,210 - It's never enough. - It is enough. 981 00:55:42,212 --> 00:55:44,547 Do you have any idea what it costs to raise you? 982 00:55:44,549 --> 00:55:47,925 And how much you're just throwing away every day? 983 00:55:47,927 --> 00:55:51,010 Give me a number. 984 00:55:51,012 --> 00:55:52,014 What? 985 00:55:58,770 --> 00:55:59,938 Give me a number. 986 00:56:01,398 --> 00:56:02,442 I don't understand. 987 00:56:03,900 --> 00:56:05,650 You give me a number for how much it cost to raise me. 988 00:56:05,652 --> 00:56:08,112 And I'm going to get older and make a lot of money, 989 00:56:08,114 --> 00:56:09,905 and write you a check for what I owe you. 990 00:56:09,907 --> 00:56:12,243 So that I never have to speak to you again. 991 00:56:13,453 --> 00:56:16,913 Well I highly doubt that you will be able to get a job good enough to do that. 992 00:56:23,045 --> 00:56:24,962 So the attack on Baghdad last night, 993 00:56:24,964 --> 00:56:26,922 it was absolutely unbelievable. 994 00:56:26,924 --> 00:56:29,550 That's right. Yeah, the likes of which, uh, many US... 995 00:56:29,552 --> 00:56:32,052 - Hello? - Hey, it's me, Jenna. 996 00:56:32,054 --> 00:56:34,554 Hey. Are you calling me from school? 997 00:56:34,556 --> 00:56:37,974 No. We got out early 'cause all the Irish girls got totally sloshed by noon. 998 00:56:37,976 --> 00:56:40,393 Oh, right. Happy St. Patrick's Day. 999 00:56:40,395 --> 00:56:43,146 Yeah. I guess they'd been stockpiling mini liquor bottles 1000 00:56:43,148 --> 00:56:44,481 in the tampon machine, 1001 00:56:44,483 --> 00:56:45,775 and now they're all throwing up. 1002 00:56:45,777 --> 00:56:47,570 Everyone else got out early. 1003 00:56:48,570 --> 00:56:50,320 So, guess where I am. 1004 00:56:50,322 --> 00:56:51,614 I don't know. Where? 1005 00:56:51,616 --> 00:56:54,532 Ding dong. I'm outside. 1006 00:56:54,534 --> 00:56:56,828 - What? - I'm standing outside. 1007 00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:00,873 No. Just leave. 1008 00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:01,875 Leave. 1009 00:57:02,835 --> 00:57:05,210 - Fuck! - Hello. 1010 00:57:05,212 --> 00:57:06,296 Hi. 1011 00:57:13,887 --> 00:57:15,056 So this is your house? 1012 00:57:17,016 --> 00:57:18,391 Yeah. 1013 00:57:18,393 --> 00:57:21,518 That lady in the other house was totally freaked out. 1014 00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:24,606 That's my friend's grandma. That's her house. 1015 00:57:26,900 --> 00:57:31,862 Why did you say it was your house? 1016 00:57:31,864 --> 00:57:34,074 I wished I lived in that house. 1017 00:57:35,201 --> 00:57:39,036 I don't even sort of understand why somebody would lie about that. 1018 00:57:39,038 --> 00:57:40,663 I-I didn't lie. 1019 00:57:40,665 --> 00:57:42,664 You lied. You're a liar. 1020 00:57:42,666 --> 00:57:44,583 I hate dishonesty. 1021 00:57:44,585 --> 00:57:45,585 I'm sorry. 1022 00:57:50,257 --> 00:57:51,925 Apology accepted, I guess. 1023 00:57:54,761 --> 00:57:56,430 Are we still friends? 1024 00:57:57,431 --> 00:58:01,101 I mean, if you're still Kyle's girlfriend, then yeah, I guess I'll see you around. 1025 00:58:07,567 --> 00:58:10,985 Mortar rounds fired at the camp that will fly over them 1026 00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:14,029 if they are down below on surface of the ground. 1027 00:58:14,031 --> 00:58:17,493 And that is hard work, indeed. Believe me. We've had to do it... 1028 00:58:20,371 --> 00:58:21,581 I'm ready. 1029 00:58:22,956 --> 00:58:24,373 What? 1030 00:58:24,375 --> 00:58:27,168 I'm ready to have sex. 1031 00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:29,172 Oh. Okay. 1032 00:58:30,297 --> 00:58:31,299 Great. 1033 00:58:39,931 --> 00:58:41,974 You're so dexterous with that. 1034 00:58:41,976 --> 00:58:42,976 Thanks. 1035 00:58:46,688 --> 00:58:48,148 Oh. 1036 00:58:56,324 --> 00:59:00,409 - You okay? - Yeah. 1037 00:59:21,099 --> 00:59:22,100 Are you... 1038 00:59:23,058 --> 00:59:25,560 - Are you done? - Yeah. Yes. 1039 00:59:26,978 --> 00:59:30,063 Sorry. I was confused. 1040 00:59:30,065 --> 00:59:32,065 - You have like... - What? 1041 00:59:32,067 --> 00:59:34,568 - You have some sort of like blood. - What? 1042 00:59:34,570 --> 00:59:36,237 Oh. Shit! 1043 00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:37,782 I get nosebleeds. 1044 00:59:39,324 --> 00:59:40,949 - Here. - Thanks. 1045 00:59:40,951 --> 00:59:43,076 I'm sorry. 1046 00:59:43,078 --> 00:59:44,078 No. I'm good. 1047 00:59:44,996 --> 00:59:48,164 Remember when tie-dye was an activity? 1048 00:59:48,166 --> 00:59:51,543 Oh, I didn't make that shirt. My parents got it for me at Sea Ranch. 1049 00:59:51,545 --> 00:59:53,922 You can read Sea Ranch if you look close. 1050 00:59:57,175 --> 00:59:59,136 Cut to ten years later. 1051 01:00:00,846 --> 01:00:02,471 What? 1052 01:00:02,473 --> 01:00:05,224 Like how ten years ago, you were in first grade. 1053 01:00:05,226 --> 01:00:06,811 Now we cut to... 1054 01:00:08,145 --> 01:00:11,146 What does cut to mean to you? 1055 01:00:11,148 --> 01:00:14,150 Or like, you know, little did he know. 1056 01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:15,693 Nothing you're saying is making any sense. 1057 01:00:15,695 --> 01:00:17,527 How we're not virgins now. 1058 01:00:17,529 --> 01:00:20,782 We deflowered each other. We have each other's flowers. 1059 01:00:27,623 --> 01:00:28,708 Sorry. 1060 01:00:30,585 --> 01:00:31,793 I'm just happy. 1061 01:00:36,674 --> 01:00:38,842 I didn't lose my virginity to you. 1062 01:00:41,304 --> 01:00:42,305 Wait... 1063 01:00:43,306 --> 01:00:44,307 What? 1064 01:00:45,308 --> 01:00:47,726 I lost my virginity to Cassy Duvall. 1065 01:00:49,061 --> 01:00:50,186 Excuse me? 1066 01:00:50,188 --> 01:00:51,728 You said you were a virgin. 1067 01:00:51,730 --> 01:00:53,855 No, I didn't. 'Cause I'm not. 1068 01:00:53,857 --> 01:00:58,235 - And I haven't lied in two years. - Oh, Jesus. 1069 01:00:58,237 --> 01:01:00,990 Yeah. I probably slept with, like, six people. 1070 01:01:03,909 --> 01:01:06,326 You don't even know if it's six people? 1071 01:01:06,328 --> 01:01:08,119 I don't keep a list. 1072 01:01:08,121 --> 01:01:09,538 Why wouldn't you keep a list? 1073 01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:11,623 - We're in high school. - Whoa. Why are you... What? 1074 01:01:11,625 --> 01:01:14,920 - Why are you getting so moody? - You did say you were a virgin. 1075 01:01:15,922 --> 01:01:17,757 I think you might've made an assumption. 1076 01:01:19,717 --> 01:01:22,134 I just had a whole experience that was wrong. 1077 01:01:22,136 --> 01:01:24,804 - Look, you're deciding to be upset. - No. I am upset. 1078 01:01:24,806 --> 01:01:27,014 Because you're deciding to be. Don't be mad at me for this. 1079 01:01:27,016 --> 01:01:29,683 It's stupid. You can't be mad at me for something I have no control over. 1080 01:01:29,685 --> 01:01:31,684 I just wanted it to be special. 1081 01:01:31,686 --> 01:01:34,980 Why? You're gonna have so much unspecial sex in your life. 1082 01:01:34,982 --> 01:01:38,442 I was on top! Who the fuck is on top their first time? 1083 01:01:38,444 --> 01:01:41,362 You have any, like, awareness of how many civilians we've killed 1084 01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:43,989 - since the invasion in Iraq started... - Shut up! 1085 01:01:43,991 --> 01:01:46,157 Shut up. 1086 01:01:46,159 --> 01:01:48,745 Different things can be sad. It's not all war. 1087 01:01:58,672 --> 01:02:00,716 Are we still going to prom together? 1088 01:02:02,134 --> 01:02:03,136 Sure. 1089 01:02:26,784 --> 01:02:29,284 I thought Miguel was gonna pick me up. 1090 01:02:29,286 --> 01:02:34,039 Well, I was just arriving from work and it was easier. 1091 01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:37,918 You okay? 1092 01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:39,628 Aww, honey. 1093 01:02:39,630 --> 01:02:40,798 He... 1094 01:02:41,799 --> 01:02:45,092 Oh. Oh, it's okay. 1095 01:02:45,094 --> 01:02:46,554 It's okay. 1096 01:02:49,556 --> 01:02:51,141 What's this sweater? 1097 01:02:52,351 --> 01:02:55,853 This is... My friend, Jenna, gave it to me. 1098 01:02:55,855 --> 01:02:57,353 Who's Jenna? 1099 01:02:57,355 --> 01:02:58,355 My friend. 1100 01:03:02,862 --> 01:03:05,529 You wanna do our favorite Sunday activity? 1101 01:03:05,531 --> 01:03:09,784 I don't have a second shift. 1102 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:10,787 Yeah. 1103 01:03:49,909 --> 01:03:51,617 The attack came in waves, 1104 01:03:51,619 --> 01:03:55,329 cruise missiles, followed by the F117 stealth bombers 1105 01:03:55,331 --> 01:03:58,541 with so-called bunker buster bombs. 1106 01:03:58,543 --> 01:04:00,583 With target a bunker believed... 1107 01:04:00,585 --> 01:04:03,420 Lady Bird, a bunch of things arrived for you. 1108 01:04:03,422 --> 01:04:04,422 Holy shit! 1109 01:04:06,299 --> 01:04:08,176 - Since when do you get mail? - I get mail. 1110 01:04:10,596 --> 01:04:13,641 Whatever you're up to, it's not gonna end well. 1111 01:04:39,291 --> 01:04:40,293 Yes! 1112 01:04:45,255 --> 01:04:47,505 These programmers nowadays are like kids, man. 1113 01:04:47,507 --> 01:04:48,798 I know. 1114 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:52,469 But that's why I think with me, you'll find something different. 1115 01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:54,346 Yeah, but they're like babies. 1116 01:04:54,348 --> 01:04:56,306 I hear you. It's wild. 1117 01:04:56,308 --> 01:04:58,309 Which is why I went back to school 1118 01:04:58,311 --> 01:05:01,896 and got my MBA at UC Davis while still working at ISC. 1119 01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:03,563 Oh. 1120 01:05:03,565 --> 01:05:05,483 - Wow. That must've been a lot of work. - It was. 1121 01:05:05,485 --> 01:05:07,443 I heard ISC's closing now though. 1122 01:05:07,445 --> 01:05:09,195 I heard. Yes. 1123 01:05:09,197 --> 01:05:13,159 So the assholes who fired you are now closing up shop. 1124 01:05:14,534 --> 01:05:16,995 - Feels good. - Yeah. 1125 01:05:19,498 --> 01:05:20,500 Uh... 1126 01:05:21,875 --> 01:05:24,335 What else is supposed to happen? 1127 01:05:24,337 --> 01:05:26,339 Oh, I, uh, thought we'd... 1128 01:05:27,507 --> 01:05:29,133 talk about the position. 1129 01:05:31,219 --> 01:05:32,220 How'd it go? 1130 01:05:34,721 --> 01:05:38,391 Let's go buy a big bag of Doritos and eat them in the car 1131 01:05:38,393 --> 01:05:40,395 - to celebrate your wait list. - Okay. 1132 01:05:41,395 --> 01:05:44,523 But don't tell Mom about the Doritos or the wait list. 1133 01:05:46,108 --> 01:05:47,483 - Hey. - Hi, son. 1134 01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:49,485 Wait. What are you doing here? 1135 01:05:49,487 --> 01:05:51,529 Well, um... 1136 01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:53,824 I guess we're, uh, going for the same job then. 1137 01:05:57,494 --> 01:05:59,163 Looks like it. 1138 01:06:02,583 --> 01:06:04,418 - Go get 'em. - Thanks. 1139 01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:07,380 - This-This way? Okay. - Yeah, yeah. 1140 01:06:13,177 --> 01:06:16,262 I know it was you who did the just married thing. 1141 01:06:16,264 --> 01:06:17,847 It wasn't me. 1142 01:06:17,849 --> 01:06:19,681 I'm not going to punish you. 1143 01:06:19,683 --> 01:06:21,349 Oh. Why not? 1144 01:06:22,645 --> 01:06:23,730 It was funny. 1145 01:06:25,732 --> 01:06:28,733 Sister Gina and I drove all the way home before we noticed people were honking. 1146 01:06:28,735 --> 01:06:31,193 Really? 1147 01:06:31,195 --> 01:06:36,532 To be fair, I wasn't just married to Jesus. It's been 40 years. 1148 01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:37,949 Well, he's a lucky guy. 1149 01:06:39,578 --> 01:06:41,163 I read your college essay. 1150 01:06:43,248 --> 01:06:46,583 You clearly love Sacramento. 1151 01:06:46,585 --> 01:06:49,295 - I do? - You write about Sacramento 1152 01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:52,005 so affectionately and with such care. 1153 01:06:52,007 --> 01:06:54,215 Well, I was just describing it. 1154 01:06:54,217 --> 01:06:56,760 Well, it comes across as love. 1155 01:06:56,762 --> 01:07:01,389 Sure. I guess I pay attention. 1156 01:07:01,391 --> 01:07:04,393 Don't you think they are maybe the same thing? 1157 01:07:04,395 --> 01:07:06,980 Love and attention? 1158 01:07:14,864 --> 01:07:18,157 Guess you won't be going to any dances in college. 1159 01:07:18,159 --> 01:07:19,784 This is our last one. 1160 01:07:19,786 --> 01:07:22,619 You know Davis has a terrific theater 1161 01:07:22,621 --> 01:07:24,579 if you're still interested in theater. 1162 01:07:24,581 --> 01:07:28,458 - Are ya? - I'm probably no good at acting. 1163 01:07:28,460 --> 01:07:32,338 Why don't I look like the girls in the magazines? 1164 01:07:32,340 --> 01:07:35,173 It's too bad I can't meet this Kyle before prom. 1165 01:07:35,175 --> 01:07:37,509 Well, he's not my boyfriend anymore. 1166 01:07:37,511 --> 01:07:39,387 I mean, maybe he never even was. 1167 01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:40,681 Well, I'd still like to meet him. 1168 01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:44,143 It's too tight. Fuck. 1169 01:07:45,686 --> 01:07:48,728 Well, I suggested you not have that second helping of pasta. 1170 01:07:48,730 --> 01:07:51,648 - Mom. - Honey, you seem upset about it 1171 01:07:51,650 --> 01:07:54,568 - and I'm trying to help. - You're giving me an eating disorder. 1172 01:07:54,570 --> 01:07:57,281 I wish I could get an eating disorder. 1173 01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:07,375 I love it. 1174 01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:09,877 Is it too pink? 1175 01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:14,882 What? 1176 01:08:19,721 --> 01:08:21,514 Why can't you say I look nice? 1177 01:08:23,056 --> 01:08:24,597 I thought you didn't even care what I think. 1178 01:08:24,599 --> 01:08:27,726 - I still want you to think I look good. - Okay. I'm sorry. 1179 01:08:27,728 --> 01:08:30,311 I was telling you the truth. You want me to lie? 1180 01:08:30,313 --> 01:08:32,442 No. I mean, I just wish... 1181 01:08:33,692 --> 01:08:34,692 I just... 1182 01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:37,655 I wish that you liked me. 1183 01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:40,742 Of course I love you. 1184 01:08:43,994 --> 01:08:45,496 But do you like me? 1185 01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:54,880 I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you can be. 1186 01:08:56,339 --> 01:08:58,425 What if this is the best version? 1187 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:14,230 You look really pretty. 1188 01:09:14,232 --> 01:09:15,690 - Really? - Yeah. 1189 01:09:15,692 --> 01:09:17,320 You look like a badass girl in a band. 1190 01:09:18,404 --> 01:09:20,738 Thanks. 1191 01:09:21,949 --> 01:09:23,698 Um... 1192 01:09:23,700 --> 01:09:25,701 I guess that's my date. 1193 01:09:25,703 --> 01:09:29,788 You aren't gonna get in a car with a guy who honks, are ya? 1194 01:09:29,790 --> 01:09:31,500 I think, yes, I am. 1195 01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:35,043 Let me get your picture. 1196 01:09:35,045 --> 01:09:36,836 Your mom's pissed, she had to work a double. 1197 01:09:36,838 --> 01:09:38,507 Even you deserve better than this. 1198 01:09:40,884 --> 01:09:42,760 Have a good time. 1199 01:09:42,762 --> 01:09:43,927 Yeah. Good luck. 1200 01:09:43,929 --> 01:09:45,972 - See ya. - See ya. 1201 01:09:47,599 --> 01:09:50,518 - I think she's weird. - She is weird. 1202 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:51,810 Hey, guys. 1203 01:09:51,812 --> 01:09:53,813 I guess I'll just sit shotgun. 1204 01:09:53,815 --> 01:09:54,815 Yeah. 1205 01:09:57,567 --> 01:09:59,984 - You look really nice, Kyle. - You look good. 1206 01:09:59,986 --> 01:10:01,154 Thanks. 1207 01:10:02,155 --> 01:10:03,279 Hi. 1208 01:10:03,281 --> 01:10:04,659 - Hi. - Hey. 1209 01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:11,287 Hey, what's going on, man? 1210 01:10:13,625 --> 01:10:15,085 Hey. Yeah. Okay, that sounds great. 1211 01:10:16,294 --> 01:10:17,877 Okay. 1212 01:10:17,879 --> 01:10:20,756 Hey, do you guys wanna ditch prom and just go to Mike's instead? 1213 01:10:20,758 --> 01:10:22,591 Yeah. I hate dances. 1214 01:10:22,593 --> 01:10:23,676 Yes. 1215 01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:26,804 Yeah. Okay. No prom. 1216 01:10:35,397 --> 01:10:40,859 I fucking hate this song. 1217 01:10:40,861 --> 01:10:42,070 I love it. 1218 01:10:43,990 --> 01:10:45,907 I actually want to go to prom. 1219 01:10:48,201 --> 01:10:50,079 Okay. Yeah. I mean... 1220 01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,291 I don't really want to do that. 1221 01:10:55,043 --> 01:10:59,420 Can you... Can you take me to my friend, Julie's house, please? 1222 01:10:59,422 --> 01:11:00,423 Sure. 1223 01:11:01,883 --> 01:11:03,009 Who's Julie? 1224 01:11:05,136 --> 01:11:06,344 She's my best friend. 1225 01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:21,149 Julie, honey? 1226 01:11:21,151 --> 01:11:22,652 There's someone here to see you. 1227 01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:38,792 - Hey. - Hey. 1228 01:11:38,794 --> 01:11:40,836 - Are you okay? - Fine. I'm fine. 1229 01:11:40,838 --> 01:11:42,837 What happened? 1230 01:11:42,839 --> 01:11:44,342 Nothing really. Nothing. 1231 01:11:45,550 --> 01:11:47,842 Why are you crying? 1232 01:11:47,844 --> 01:11:49,595 Just crying. 1233 01:11:49,597 --> 01:11:57,597 Some people aren't built happy, you know. 1234 01:12:01,733 --> 01:12:03,067 Oh, my gosh. 1235 01:12:03,069 --> 01:12:04,527 We ate all the cheese. 1236 01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:08,197 It's okay. Lots of cheese vary in size. 1237 01:12:08,199 --> 01:12:10,533 - This one was a small one. - It's so small. 1238 01:12:10,535 --> 01:12:11,826 - It was tiny. - That's not our fault. 1239 01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:13,452 What-What were we to do? 1240 01:12:13,454 --> 01:12:15,704 Fuck it! Let's just go to prom. 1241 01:12:15,706 --> 01:12:17,288 Doesn't your mom have a dress? 1242 01:12:17,290 --> 01:12:19,457 Let's be honest. I've had a dress for months. 1243 01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:21,793 It's purple. 1244 01:12:21,795 --> 01:12:23,796 - It is? - Uh-hmm, you're really gonna like it. 1245 01:12:23,798 --> 01:12:25,506 - Come and see it. - Okay. 1246 01:12:25,508 --> 01:12:27,675 Cracker time. Dress time. 1247 01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:28,759 I hope it fits. 1248 01:13:05,338 --> 01:13:09,550 People make so much noise in the movies, but it's really not a big thing. 1249 01:13:09,552 --> 01:13:11,676 You can totally be quiet during it. 1250 01:13:11,678 --> 01:13:13,261 Was it amazing though? 1251 01:13:13,263 --> 01:13:15,096 I wanted it so badly, 1252 01:13:15,098 --> 01:13:19,603 but then I found that when it happened... 1253 01:13:20,687 --> 01:13:23,480 I-I really like dry humping much more. 1254 01:13:26,319 --> 01:13:28,944 You're not a virgin. 1255 01:13:28,946 --> 01:13:31,322 - I can't wait for state fair. - Ah, I know. 1256 01:13:31,324 --> 01:13:33,159 Log ride. 1257 01:13:36,995 --> 01:13:38,623 - Shit. - What? 1258 01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:43,292 I'm not gonna be here this summer, like, all summer, basically. 1259 01:13:43,294 --> 01:13:45,293 - Why not? - My dad, my real dad, 1260 01:13:45,295 --> 01:13:46,963 he resurfaced in Yellowstone, 1261 01:13:47,382 --> 01:13:49,634 and he wants me to come there for the summer, 1262 01:13:50,218 --> 01:13:51,677 before I start SCC. 1263 01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:53,471 Oh. 1264 01:13:55,514 --> 01:13:58,181 I'm not going anywhere to college, so it seemed like a good opportunity. 1265 01:13:58,183 --> 01:13:59,226 Yeah. 1266 01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:03,773 I'm gonna miss the fuck out of you. 1267 01:14:05,982 --> 01:14:08,234 I probably won't get in, so 1268 01:14:08,236 --> 01:14:10,655 I'll go to Davis and I'll see you every day. 1269 01:14:17,745 --> 01:14:22,206 Now, I want spirits to enforce, and art to enchant, 1270 01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:23,793 and my ending is despair. 1271 01:14:25,085 --> 01:14:26,585 Unless I be relieved by prayer, 1272 01:14:26,587 --> 01:14:30,588 which pierces so that it assaults mercy itself 1273 01:14:30,590 --> 01:14:33,007 and freeze all faults. 1274 01:14:33,009 --> 01:14:36,095 As you from crimes would pardon thee. 1275 01:14:36,097 --> 01:14:39,014 Let your indulgence set me free. 1276 01:14:39,016 --> 01:14:40,890 Yes! 1277 01:14:40,892 --> 01:14:42,435 Ooh! 1278 01:14:44,605 --> 01:14:48,276 Christine "Lady Bird" McPherson. 1279 01:14:51,279 --> 01:14:52,903 Yeah! 1280 01:14:52,905 --> 01:14:54,572 Cheers. 1281 01:14:54,574 --> 01:14:56,239 To Miguel and his new job. 1282 01:14:56,241 --> 01:14:58,033 - Yay. - Here, here. Yes. 1283 01:14:58,035 --> 01:15:01,203 - To Lady Bird going to Davis. - To Davis. 1284 01:15:01,205 --> 01:15:02,997 - Congratulations. - Good school. 1285 01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:07,042 Hey. So I talked to my manager and, um, you could totally take over my old job. 1286 01:15:07,044 --> 01:15:09,836 - Great. Thanks, Miguel. - I'm so proud of you, Lady Bird. 1287 01:15:09,838 --> 01:15:11,963 You walked weird across the stage, but you did it! 1288 01:15:11,965 --> 01:15:14,050 - I didn't walk weird. - Well, it seemed a little weird. 1289 01:15:14,052 --> 01:15:17,302 - Hey, hey, hey! - Hey. 1290 01:15:17,304 --> 01:15:19,262 Aw, I missed you guys. 1291 01:15:19,264 --> 01:15:21,056 Oh, did you find out about the wait list? 1292 01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:22,517 Oh, fuck. 1293 01:15:26,188 --> 01:15:27,854 What? 1294 01:15:27,856 --> 01:15:33,735 I'm not even in yet, so this might not even be a problem. 1295 01:15:33,737 --> 01:15:36,072 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have gone behind your back. 1296 01:15:36,074 --> 01:15:39,744 I just... It's not like I'm definitely going to New York. 1297 01:15:41,161 --> 01:15:42,161 Mom. 1298 01:15:43,623 --> 01:15:44,706 Mom. 1299 01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:48,083 Aren't you, sort of, proud that I'm so close to getting in? 1300 01:15:48,085 --> 01:15:49,960 Just a little? 1301 01:15:49,962 --> 01:15:52,296 I mean... yes, I know it was probably easier 1302 01:15:52,298 --> 01:15:55,966 because 9-11 and less people applying with terrorism and all that, 1303 01:15:55,968 --> 01:15:58,219 but still though, I'm sorry. 1304 01:15:58,221 --> 01:16:02,430 I know I can lie and not be a good person, but... 1305 01:16:02,432 --> 01:16:04,058 please, Mom. 1306 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:06,018 Please. I'm so sorry. 1307 01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:07,895 I didn't mean to hurt you. 1308 01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:10,105 I-I appreciate everything you've done for me. 1309 01:16:10,107 --> 01:16:12,108 I'm ungrateful and I'm so sorry. 1310 01:16:12,110 --> 01:16:13,736 I'm so sorry I wanted more. 1311 01:16:16,071 --> 01:16:18,363 Just... Please! 1312 01:16:18,365 --> 01:16:19,366 Talk to me. 1313 01:16:20,450 --> 01:16:22,243 I know I'm-I'm so bad! 1314 01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:23,452 I know I am. 1315 01:16:23,454 --> 01:16:25,371 But please just talk to me, Mom. 1316 01:16:25,373 --> 01:16:26,958 Mom, please talk to me. 1317 01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:42,805 Here. 1318 01:16:42,807 --> 01:16:43,891 Then next one. 1319 01:16:46,268 --> 01:16:47,602 That'll be three dollars. 1320 01:16:51,231 --> 01:16:52,605 You passed. 1321 01:16:52,607 --> 01:16:54,149 - Seriously? - Yes. 1322 01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:56,402 Thanks. 1323 01:16:56,404 --> 01:16:57,944 It's not a thanking situation. 1324 01:16:57,946 --> 01:16:59,656 You either pass or you don't pass. 1325 01:17:00,657 --> 01:17:02,366 Yay. 1326 01:17:05,663 --> 01:17:06,664 Come in. 1327 01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:12,044 Happy birthday to you 1328 01:17:14,213 --> 01:17:15,712 You remembered. 1329 01:17:15,714 --> 01:17:16,882 You're my only daughter. 1330 01:17:18,593 --> 01:17:20,595 Well, Shelly too. Kind of. 1331 01:17:22,096 --> 01:17:23,473 Thanks. 1332 01:17:25,807 --> 01:17:26,808 Make a wish. 1333 01:17:33,148 --> 01:17:35,274 Are you and Mom gonna get a divorce over this? 1334 01:17:35,276 --> 01:17:37,400 No. We can't afford to. 1335 01:17:37,402 --> 01:17:39,530 Dad. 1336 01:17:39,864 --> 01:17:40,947 I'm kidding, no. 1337 01:17:41,324 --> 01:17:43,198 I love your mom. 1338 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,617 Does Mom hate me? 1339 01:17:44,619 --> 01:17:48,246 You both have such strong personalities. 1340 01:17:49,539 --> 01:17:52,666 She doesn't know how to help you and it frustrates her. 1341 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:54,377 I wish she'd talk to me. 1342 01:17:54,379 --> 01:17:59,881 She will. I know. 1343 01:17:59,883 --> 01:18:01,384 Happy 18. 1344 01:18:01,386 --> 01:18:02,386 Thanks. 1345 01:18:03,763 --> 01:18:04,764 Do you want some? 1346 01:18:05,847 --> 01:18:08,224 Yes. 1347 01:18:08,226 --> 01:18:10,643 One pack of Camel Lights please, 1348 01:18:10,645 --> 01:18:12,269 and a Scratcher, 1349 01:18:12,271 --> 01:18:14,771 and a Playgirl. 1350 01:18:14,773 --> 01:18:15,773 ID. 1351 01:18:17,235 --> 01:18:19,234 That'll be 10.87. 1352 01:18:19,236 --> 01:18:22,238 Oh, um, it's my birthday today. 1353 01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:25,699 I'm 18, which is why all these things, I can buy them. 1354 01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:27,244 Okay. Happy birthday. 1355 01:18:35,128 --> 01:18:43,128 Thanks. 1356 01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:05,115 With her scholarships and then if we refinance the house, then where are we? 1357 01:19:16,710 --> 01:19:18,961 You're only supposed to use it for emergencies. 1358 01:19:18,963 --> 01:19:20,921 It's my tracking device. 1359 01:19:20,923 --> 01:19:25,760 When both our minds Are warped with parting 1360 01:20:02,089 --> 01:20:03,882 - Thank you for driving. - You're welcome. 1361 01:20:05,593 --> 01:20:07,426 You're not coming? 1362 01:20:07,428 --> 01:20:09,268 You can't walk up to the gates anymore, anyway. 1363 01:20:11,848 --> 01:20:13,599 Yeah, but I'm going to college. 1364 01:20:13,601 --> 01:20:15,434 Well, Dad will walk you to security. 1365 01:20:15,436 --> 01:20:17,146 Parking's too expensive here. 1366 01:21:22,962 --> 01:21:24,172 There it is. 1367 01:21:25,380 --> 01:21:26,380 There it is. 1368 01:21:27,340 --> 01:21:28,342 Hello. 1369 01:21:44,483 --> 01:21:45,485 It's okay. 1370 01:21:47,986 --> 01:21:49,071 She'll be back. 1371 01:21:51,406 --> 01:21:52,616 She'll come back. 1372 01:23:06,148 --> 01:23:10,693 She was worried that there would be errors or mistakes or something, 1373 01:23:10,695 --> 01:23:13,531 that you'd judge her writing abilities. 1374 01:23:14,615 --> 01:23:16,532 I wouldn't do that. 1375 01:23:16,534 --> 01:23:18,492 I thought you should have them, 1376 01:23:18,494 --> 01:23:22,621 but I want you to know how much she loves you, 1377 01:23:22,623 --> 01:23:25,375 but also don't tell her I salvaged them, okay? 1378 01:23:27,003 --> 01:23:28,377 Okay. 1379 01:23:44,478 --> 01:23:46,271 - Hey. - Hey. 1380 01:23:47,981 --> 01:23:49,648 Do you believe in God? 1381 01:23:49,650 --> 01:23:51,900 - Uh, no. - Why not? 1382 01:23:51,902 --> 01:23:54,489 Really? Uh, it's ridiculous. 1383 01:23:57,784 --> 01:24:02,578 People call each other by names that their parents made up for them, 1384 01:24:02,580 --> 01:24:04,248 but they won't believe in God. 1385 01:24:05,624 --> 01:24:06,666 What's your name? 1386 01:24:10,922 --> 01:24:13,421 Christine. My name is Christine. 1387 01:24:13,423 --> 01:24:14,840 Hey. I'm David. 1388 01:24:14,842 --> 01:24:16,341 You shake. 1389 01:24:16,343 --> 01:24:18,594 - I shake. - Okay. 1390 01:24:18,596 --> 01:24:21,180 - Where you from? - Sacramento. 1391 01:24:21,182 --> 01:24:23,556 Sorry. Where? 1392 01:24:23,558 --> 01:24:24,725 San Francisco. 1393 01:24:24,727 --> 01:24:27,978 Oh, cool. Yeah. San Francisco's a great city. 1394 01:24:27,980 --> 01:24:29,065 Really. 1395 01:24:43,579 --> 01:24:45,787 Bruce. Bruce. 1396 01:24:45,789 --> 01:24:47,247 No. My name is David. 1397 01:24:47,249 --> 01:24:49,166 Jesus Christ. You have really bad music. 1398 01:24:49,168 --> 01:24:51,292 It's all greatest hits. 1399 01:24:51,294 --> 01:24:53,045 But they're the greatest. 1400 01:24:53,047 --> 01:24:54,505 What's wrong with that? 1401 01:25:03,141 --> 01:25:04,597 Oh, God! 1402 01:25:04,599 --> 01:25:06,266 I'm sorry. 1403 01:25:13,942 --> 01:25:15,736 What do you want us to do? She's drunk. 1404 01:26:20,843 --> 01:26:22,760 Excuse me. What day is it? 1405 01:26:22,762 --> 01:26:24,677 Sunday. 1406 01:26:24,679 --> 01:26:25,762 Thank you. 1407 01:27:36,669 --> 01:27:39,127 Hi. You've reached the McPherson family. 1408 01:27:39,129 --> 01:27:40,962 Please leave a message. Thank you. 1409 01:27:42,467 --> 01:27:43,593 Hi, Mom and Dad. 1410 01:27:44,718 --> 01:27:47,429 It's me. Christine. 1411 01:27:49,097 --> 01:27:51,683 It's the name you gave me. It's a good one. 1412 01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:56,272 Dad, this is more for Mom. 1413 01:27:59,441 --> 01:28:01,069 Hey, Mom. 1414 01:28:03,696 --> 01:28:10,242 Did you feel emotional the first time that you drove in Sacramento? 1415 01:28:10,244 --> 01:28:14,037 I did, and I wanted to tell you, 1416 01:28:14,039 --> 01:28:16,958 but we weren't really talking when it happened. 1417 01:28:18,878 --> 01:28:21,378 All those bends I've known my whole life, 1418 01:28:21,380 --> 01:28:26,759 and stores and the whole thing. 1419 01:28:45,905 --> 01:28:47,490 But I wanted to tell you... 1420 01:28:49,950 --> 01:28:51,618 I love you. 1421 01:28:52,954 --> 01:28:55,623 Thank you. I'm... 1422 01:28:58,584 --> 01:28:59,585 Thank you.