1 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,944 This is a simple story... 2 00:00:41,190 --> 00:00:43,567 but not an easy one to tell 3 00:00:44,030 --> 00:00:45,949 Like a fable, there is sorrow... 4 00:00:45,949 --> 00:00:49,703 and like a fable, it is full of wonder and happiness 5 00:00:53,623 --> 00:00:54,541 Arezzo, Italy, 1939 6 00:00:54,791 --> 00:00:58,378 I sing what I see, nothing gets by me. "Here I am," said I to chaos... 7 00:00:58,628 --> 00:01:01,006 "I am your slave!" And he: "Good!" 8 00:01:01,172 --> 00:01:02,841 "For what?" Said I 9 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:07,846 Free in the end, I am! What good is a caress when bliss... 10 00:01:08,138 --> 00:01:09,764 this man came to possess? 11 00:01:09,973 --> 00:01:11,725 Here I am ready 12 00:01:12,058 --> 00:01:14,519 The trains are gone, the brakes are gone 13 00:01:14,894 --> 00:01:18,231 And I can resist no more. Go, sweet Bacchus, take me... 14 00:01:18,356 --> 00:01:21,443 The brakes are gone! 15 00:01:21,735 --> 00:01:22,694 I heard you! 16 00:01:22,819 --> 00:01:25,905 - No, they're really gone! - Hit the brakes! 17 00:01:25,905 --> 00:01:27,073 Weren't you reciting a poem? 18 00:01:29,117 --> 00:01:30,535 It doesn't work! 19 00:01:35,749 --> 00:01:36,666 Brake! 20 00:01:36,916 --> 00:01:41,296 We're going to die! The woods! 21 00:01:46,134 --> 00:01:48,053 Brake! 22 00:01:53,266 --> 00:01:54,684 The king is coming! 23 00:01:55,185 --> 00:01:57,228 There he is! 24 00:01:58,897 --> 00:02:01,691 There's a heap of people down there. Straight! 25 00:02:01,691 --> 00:02:03,276 We have no brakes! 26 00:02:03,443 --> 00:02:08,490 We have no brakes! Move! 27 00:02:24,589 --> 00:02:25,757 LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL 28 00:02:33,932 --> 00:02:35,809 Go for a walk 29 00:02:36,768 --> 00:02:38,436 Otherwise, we'll get there tomorrow 30 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:40,355 I found the screw 31 00:02:42,107 --> 00:02:43,441 Now what do you need? 32 00:02:44,192 --> 00:02:46,403 Nothing. I need ten minutes alone 33 00:02:47,237 --> 00:02:49,698 All right, I'll leave you alone 34 00:02:50,073 --> 00:02:51,533 Do you want the screw from before? 35 00:02:52,284 --> 00:02:54,828 No, I want to be alone 36 00:03:06,089 --> 00:03:08,133 Do I toss out the screw if I find it? 37 00:03:13,138 --> 00:03:15,056 I'm going to wash my hands 38 00:03:22,230 --> 00:03:25,817 Pretty girl! How's it going? 39 00:03:26,192 --> 00:03:27,110 What are you doing? 40 00:03:28,028 --> 00:03:30,071 Did your Mom put this stuff here? 41 00:03:30,322 --> 00:03:31,489 No, the landlady did 42 00:03:31,698 --> 00:03:35,201 Is it a market? It's beautiful 43 00:03:35,368 --> 00:03:37,412 How much is it? How old are you? Where's your mother? 44 00:03:37,704 --> 00:03:40,957 - What's your name? - Eleonora 45 00:03:41,458 --> 00:03:43,501 Nice to meet you, I'm Prince Guido 46 00:03:43,710 --> 00:03:44,794 Prince? 47 00:03:45,086 --> 00:03:46,880 I'm a prince, I am! 48 00:03:47,172 --> 00:03:48,340 All this is mine 49 00:03:48,882 --> 00:03:50,050 The principiant here... 50 00:03:50,216 --> 00:03:51,384 is of the prince's principate 51 00:03:51,968 --> 00:03:55,472 I'll call this place, Addis Ababa. I'll change it all! 52 00:03:55,930 --> 00:03:59,017 Out go the cows, in come the camels! 53 00:03:59,267 --> 00:04:01,269 Camels? 54 00:04:01,353 --> 00:04:03,396 Even a few hippopotamus! 55 00:04:03,563 --> 00:04:05,941 I have to go. I have an appointment with the princess 56 00:04:06,399 --> 00:04:07,859 - When? - Now! 57 00:04:12,822 --> 00:04:14,866 Good morning, princess! 58 00:04:15,408 --> 00:04:18,495 How frightening! I almost killed myself. Did I hurt you? 59 00:04:18,578 --> 00:04:20,205 I've never been better 60 00:04:20,622 --> 00:04:22,123 Do you always leave the house like this? 61 00:04:22,290 --> 00:04:25,418 I wanted to burn that wasps' nest but I got stung 62 00:04:25,418 --> 00:04:27,629 A wasp stung you? There? Allow me 63 00:04:27,796 --> 00:04:29,214 Hold still, princess 64 00:04:30,256 --> 00:04:33,051 A wasp's poison is very dangerous 65 00:04:33,134 --> 00:04:34,552 You have to get it out 66 00:04:34,719 --> 00:04:38,056 - Lie down, it'll take a while. - It's fine now. Thank you 67 00:04:40,809 --> 00:04:42,936 - Did you get stung anywhere else? - No, thank you 68 00:04:43,478 --> 00:04:45,939 What a place here! It's beautiful! 69 00:04:46,314 --> 00:04:49,192 Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky. I'm moving here! 70 00:04:49,567 --> 00:04:53,071 It's all his! He wants to fill it with camels! He's a prince! 71 00:04:53,905 --> 00:04:54,906 Exactly! 72 00:04:55,407 --> 00:04:58,076 Prince Guido, at your service, princess 73 00:04:59,244 --> 00:05:00,662 I'm coming! 74 00:05:00,787 --> 00:05:02,289 Goodbye, then 75 00:05:02,872 --> 00:05:04,624 How can I thank you? 76 00:05:04,916 --> 00:05:06,001 There's no need 77 00:05:06,293 --> 00:05:08,420 If you really want to thank me... 78 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:12,090 I'll take some eggs to make a nice omelet for my squire 79 00:05:12,299 --> 00:05:14,259 Take whatever you want, it's all yours! 80 00:05:14,259 --> 00:05:15,343 Thank you! 81 00:05:15,635 --> 00:05:19,389 I'll take two... six. All right? I'll make a nice omelet 82 00:05:19,639 --> 00:05:23,727 Goodbye, Eleonora! My regards, princess 83 00:05:24,644 --> 00:05:25,812 Farewell 84 00:05:26,855 --> 00:05:30,775 Here I am, Nuvolari! It's eggs for us tonight! 85 00:05:31,443 --> 00:05:33,486 All camels here! 86 00:05:41,745 --> 00:05:46,374 - Where is this house? - Turn left. We're almost there 87 00:05:46,499 --> 00:05:48,209 Is your uncle sleeping with us? 88 00:05:48,460 --> 00:05:51,713 What? He's lived in the hotel for over 30 years. He's a head maitre d'... 89 00:05:51,796 --> 00:05:54,883 He's lending us the house. He uses it for storage 90 00:05:55,008 --> 00:05:56,426 There, we're here 91 00:05:56,926 --> 00:05:59,888 That's Robin Hood, my uncle's horse 92 00:06:00,096 --> 00:06:03,350 That's my uncle's buggy and that's my uncle's house 93 00:06:04,476 --> 00:06:05,977 And inside is my uncle 94 00:06:06,686 --> 00:06:09,147 Hello, dear uncle, here we are! Hurry, it's late 95 00:06:09,481 --> 00:06:10,482 Here we are. The car broke down! 96 00:06:15,195 --> 00:06:19,991 Uncle Eliseo! 97 00:06:22,661 --> 00:06:24,704 - Barbarians! - Who were they? 98 00:06:25,038 --> 00:06:27,207 - Nobody, just barbarians. - Why didn't you cry for help? 99 00:06:27,207 --> 00:06:30,168 Silence is the most powerful cry 100 00:06:30,293 --> 00:06:31,670 Is he your poet friend? 101 00:06:31,878 --> 00:06:34,965 My name is Ferruccio. I'm also an upholsterer 102 00:06:35,173 --> 00:06:38,426 You'll have to make do here. It's an old storehouse full of odds and ends 103 00:06:38,718 --> 00:06:42,639 an old passion, an odd end in itself! 104 00:06:43,431 --> 00:06:45,350 What's all this stuff for? 105 00:06:45,517 --> 00:06:49,271 You can stay as long as you want. It's not easy to be a waiter 106 00:06:50,063 --> 00:06:52,607 That's the bed. Legend has it Garibaldi slept there 107 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:55,485 Nothing is more necessary than the unnecessary 108 00:06:55,652 --> 00:06:56,486 Barbarians 109 00:06:56,695 --> 00:07:00,448 The town hall is on Via Sestani, to the right after the colonnade 110 00:07:00,573 --> 00:07:05,537 This is the bathroom, equipped with the appropriate invention of M. Bidet 111 00:07:05,829 --> 00:07:08,832 There are a few books here, among which, the Life of Petrarch 112 00:07:08,999 --> 00:07:13,128 The kitchen is in there. This is a velocipede, commonly called a bike 113 00:07:13,461 --> 00:07:18,091 I have to get back to the hotel There's only one key, don't lose it 114 00:07:18,425 --> 00:07:20,427 It's so good to see you! 115 00:07:21,261 --> 00:07:22,971 I'm coming, Robin Hood! 116 00:07:26,349 --> 00:07:27,434 What an uncle! 117 00:07:29,936 --> 00:07:31,187 Look at this! 118 00:07:31,730 --> 00:07:34,983 Didn't I tell you? We're in a city, you do whatever you want 119 00:07:35,108 --> 00:07:38,194 We're free, if you want to do something, you do it 120 00:07:38,278 --> 00:07:42,365 You want to let yourself go? You want to yell? Yell! 121 00:07:45,410 --> 00:07:47,537 Stop it! What are you, crazy? 122 00:07:47,621 --> 00:07:50,582 We're in a city. You can't act like you do in the country! 123 00:07:50,915 --> 00:07:54,252 You've been yelling like a madman for three hours! You can't yell! 124 00:07:54,419 --> 00:07:56,630 Mary! The key! 125 00:07:58,089 --> 00:08:01,134 See? You can't yell 126 00:08:02,761 --> 00:08:06,097 Understand? If you stopped thinking so much about poetry... 127 00:08:06,431 --> 00:08:10,268 you'd make your father happier and you'd make more money than him 128 00:08:10,393 --> 00:08:12,270 That's right, Oreste, that's what I tell him too: 129 00:08:12,437 --> 00:08:14,481 You have to settle down! 130 00:08:14,689 --> 00:08:16,900 What a nice hat! How does it look? 131 00:08:17,651 --> 00:08:20,195 - Nice, huh? How does it look? - Nice, but it's mine 132 00:08:20,487 --> 00:08:22,197 When do I start working? 133 00:08:22,405 --> 00:08:24,616 You're already late! Right away! 134 00:08:24,991 --> 00:08:27,285 Get that armchair and take it to the laboratory 135 00:08:27,744 --> 00:08:31,581 - That one? - That one. And be careful! 136 00:08:32,499 --> 00:08:35,043 Good. I'm going to the town hall. Goodbye 137 00:08:35,293 --> 00:08:37,671 Goodbye, and behave yourselves 138 00:08:38,004 --> 00:08:40,006 Because these are hard times... 139 00:08:40,590 --> 00:08:42,467 hard, hard times! 140 00:08:42,634 --> 00:08:44,010 They're hard times? 141 00:08:44,594 --> 00:08:47,138 Why? What are your political views? 142 00:08:47,889 --> 00:08:49,933 Benito! Adolph! Be good! 143 00:08:51,268 --> 00:08:52,894 What did you say? 144 00:08:54,104 --> 00:08:57,107 I said... how are things going? 145 00:08:57,357 --> 00:08:58,525 Goodbye, then 146 00:08:59,067 --> 00:09:02,904 Careful, you'll break the legs! 147 00:09:03,196 --> 00:09:04,197 Goodbye! 148 00:09:10,078 --> 00:09:13,248 He pulled it off. He took my hat. I'll find him, though 149 00:09:14,916 --> 00:09:16,710 Benito, you're going to get slapped! 150 00:09:18,878 --> 00:09:22,549 I need to do the whole bureauratic procedure to open a bookstore 151 00:09:22,674 --> 00:09:24,718 - Does it take a long time? - Years 152 00:09:25,385 --> 00:09:27,679 Then we'd better open a file now 153 00:09:27,929 --> 00:09:31,016 First you have to apply and the department head has to sign it 154 00:09:31,725 --> 00:09:32,892 In the meantime... 155 00:09:33,852 --> 00:09:37,522 I almost scrambled my eggs! I've had these here since yesterday! 156 00:09:37,731 --> 00:09:40,817 I forgot about them. Thank goodness they didn't break. Take note 157 00:09:41,192 --> 00:09:42,694 I, the undersigned, Guido Orefice... 158 00:09:42,944 --> 00:09:45,488 - am applying to open - He can't sign it right now! 159 00:09:47,490 --> 00:09:48,742 What's going on? 160 00:09:48,992 --> 00:09:51,870 I need a signature of yours to open a bookstore of mine 161 00:09:52,454 --> 00:09:54,998 - Miss, what's going on? - Mr. Rodolfo, I told him 162 00:09:55,123 --> 00:09:57,584 - Just one signature. - No, I can't 163 00:09:57,709 --> 00:10:00,086 My substitute will be here in an hour. Ask him 164 00:10:00,253 --> 00:10:03,298 - All I need is a signature. - We close at 1:00 here! 165 00:10:04,424 --> 00:10:06,009 It's ten to 1:00 166 00:10:06,259 --> 00:10:07,761 File a complaint! 167 00:10:08,970 --> 00:10:11,348 Boy, is he nasty! 168 00:10:12,015 --> 00:10:15,602 Just sign a paper to open a file. All he had to do was this 169 00:10:16,061 --> 00:10:18,730 Now I have to wait for his substitute who's coming here in an hour 170 00:10:18,855 --> 00:10:21,691 I'm filing a complaint. I, the undersigned, Guido Orefice... 171 00:10:24,986 --> 00:10:26,404 What a wallop! 172 00:10:30,533 --> 00:10:32,827 Are you hurt? I'll help you 173 00:10:33,036 --> 00:10:35,038 Come here. I didn't do it on purpose 174 00:10:35,372 --> 00:10:36,456 Don't touch me! 175 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:40,543 You can forget about your bookshop! 176 00:10:41,753 --> 00:10:42,587 No, the eggs are... 177 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,051 Scoundrel, I'll kill you! 178 00:10:57,394 --> 00:10:59,437 Out of the way! 179 00:11:05,777 --> 00:11:07,904 Good morning, princess 180 00:11:09,656 --> 00:11:12,617 I wonder if we'll ever bump into each other standing up! 181 00:11:13,243 --> 00:11:15,453 Excuse me, but I've got to run 182 00:11:15,787 --> 00:11:17,622 Farewell, princess! 183 00:11:31,803 --> 00:11:33,847 - Chicken. - That's easy 184 00:11:34,556 --> 00:11:37,350 It's served whole, bottom down on the plate 185 00:11:37,601 --> 00:11:38,852 Will you cut it for me? Naturally 186 00:11:39,060 --> 00:11:41,730 I hold it in place with the blade stuck under the wing... 187 00:11:41,980 --> 00:11:43,523 then I rip off the drumstick 188 00:11:43,898 --> 00:11:45,692 I cut the meat along the bottom of the breastbone 189 00:11:46,109 --> 00:11:47,694 Off go the wings, breast and skin 190 00:11:47,902 --> 00:11:48,987 Lobster 191 00:11:49,195 --> 00:11:50,614 Piece of cake, Uncle Eliseo 192 00:11:50,905 --> 00:11:53,116 I stick the wing under the leg... 193 00:11:53,366 --> 00:11:56,786 off goes the leg, I rip off the lobster... stick the... 194 00:11:57,245 --> 00:12:00,665 Lobster is a crustacean 195 00:12:01,249 --> 00:12:03,251 Off goes the crust... 196 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:04,919 of the crustacean 197 00:12:05,170 --> 00:12:09,799 Off go the crust and antennae. We don't eat the antennae, now do we? 198 00:12:10,342 --> 00:12:12,886 Off go the antennae, off goes the lobster... 199 00:12:13,386 --> 00:12:14,929 There's nothing left 200 00:12:15,138 --> 00:12:18,183 We're out of lobster, but we have some delicious chicken 201 00:12:18,725 --> 00:12:20,936 I can't remember how to do lobster 202 00:12:21,061 --> 00:12:23,396 It's served fresh from the kitchen 203 00:12:23,396 --> 00:12:24,940 There's no need to touch it! 204 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,276 That's too easy, that's why I didn't remember 205 00:12:28,526 --> 00:12:30,070 - Continue! - Behavior! 206 00:12:30,195 --> 00:12:31,821 Stand by. Still, like this 207 00:12:32,155 --> 00:12:33,740 "Waiter!"Yes?" 208 00:12:33,907 --> 00:12:37,077 In position. Stand-by behavior. "Waiter!" 209 00:12:44,584 --> 00:12:47,671 Why are they all calling me? There must be other waiters, right? 210 00:12:49,673 --> 00:12:51,967 Bowing! Piece of cake 211 00:12:53,551 --> 00:12:56,304 You bow down farther 212 00:12:56,554 --> 00:13:00,475 Like this. At a 45 degree angle, just like a champagne bottle 213 00:13:00,642 --> 00:13:03,728 45 degrees, even 50, 55... 214 00:13:03,853 --> 00:13:06,940 90 degrees, a right angle. 180... 215 00:13:07,065 --> 00:13:10,235 How far do I bow down, 180 degrees? Like this? 216 00:13:10,568 --> 00:13:13,571 Think of sunflowers, they bow to the sun 217 00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:16,157 But if you see some that are too bowed down... 218 00:13:16,366 --> 00:13:20,036 it means they're dead! You're serving, you're not a servant 219 00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:23,164 Serving is a supreme art 220 00:13:23,373 --> 00:13:24,958 God is the first servant 221 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:28,211 God serves men, but he's not a servant to men! 222 00:13:29,129 --> 00:13:32,966 - There was no button here - It doesn't go there, silly! 223 00:13:33,425 --> 00:13:35,969 I have to take the car back to my dad, he's counting on it 224 00:13:36,219 --> 00:13:38,221 You'll take it back in a month or so 225 00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:41,933 No, I've got to get it back soon. You know why? 226 00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:43,905 Why? 227 00:13:50,953 --> 00:13:54,457 - What? What time is it? - The time! Were you sleeping? 228 00:13:54,582 --> 00:13:55,833 Of course I was! 229 00:13:56,459 --> 00:13:59,879 You asked me a question, you turned your head and went to sleep 230 00:14:00,171 --> 00:14:01,964 - How did you do that? - Schopenhauer 231 00:14:02,632 --> 00:14:03,549 Who? 232 00:14:04,342 --> 00:14:07,678 Schopenhauer says that with willpower, you can do anything 233 00:14:08,012 --> 00:14:09,639 "I am what I want to be" 234 00:14:10,014 --> 00:14:13,518 Right now I want to be someone who's sleeping and I was saying to myself: 235 00:14:13,726 --> 00:14:15,770 "I'm sleeping, sleeping, sleeping." And I fell asleep 236 00:14:16,354 --> 00:14:18,731 Amazing. And it's simple too 237 00:14:19,023 --> 00:14:19,857 I want to try too 238 00:14:20,775 --> 00:14:24,195 I'm sleeping, sleeping, sleeping... 239 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,573 Don't move your hands, you're not a juggler! 240 00:14:27,782 --> 00:14:30,827 It's a matter of thought, it's serious, and plus it takes time 241 00:14:30,952 --> 00:14:32,787 We'll talk about it tomorrow 242 00:14:33,996 --> 00:14:35,581 Amazing, though 243 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:38,751 Wake up 244 00:14:39,502 --> 00:14:44,382 Wake up 245 00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:46,050 What is it now? What are you doing? 246 00:14:46,259 --> 00:14:48,386 - It totally works! - What works? 247 00:14:48,719 --> 00:14:51,806 Schopenhauer! You know what I just said? "Wake up!" 248 00:14:52,431 --> 00:14:55,434 Bam! You woke up This theory is incredible 249 00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:58,271 - How does this all happen? - You were yelling in my ear! 250 00:14:58,437 --> 00:14:59,939 That's why I woke up! 251 00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:04,735 - So I should say it quieter. - You don't say it at all! 252 00:15:04,986 --> 00:15:05,945 Ah, I'm not supposed to say it 253 00:15:08,489 --> 00:15:11,033 It's deep, you have to think it 254 00:15:15,246 --> 00:15:17,248 Why are you running? Slow down! 255 00:15:17,373 --> 00:15:18,833 Hurry up, it's late! 256 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,668 Mary, the key! 257 00:15:23,463 --> 00:15:25,339 Every morning she throws the key 258 00:15:25,715 --> 00:15:26,799 Look! 259 00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:29,719 There's that teacher! Boy, is she pretty! 260 00:15:29,844 --> 00:15:30,928 I even dreamt about her 261 00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:33,139 Come with me, I'll introduce you 262 00:15:33,347 --> 00:15:35,808 - Holy smokes! Stay still! - What's wrong? 263 00:15:36,058 --> 00:15:37,602 Don't move! 264 00:15:38,478 --> 00:15:41,355 The one in the car. He's that jerk the eggs fell on, the town clerk 265 00:15:41,772 --> 00:15:43,983 He'll kill me if he sees me! Be good 266 00:15:44,192 --> 00:15:46,319 - What's he doing? - He's standing there talking 267 00:15:46,402 --> 00:15:48,529 - What's he saying? - How do I know? 268 00:15:48,821 --> 00:15:52,408 - What's he doing? - He's saying goodbye. He's leaving 269 00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:54,243 He's got a car just like mine! 270 00:15:54,952 --> 00:15:55,661 There he is! 271 00:15:56,078 --> 00:15:58,289 Don't move, he'll kill me if he sees me! 272 00:15:59,207 --> 00:16:01,042 Stay still, Ferruccio 273 00:16:03,961 --> 00:16:06,339 Good morning, princess! 274 00:16:08,174 --> 00:16:11,177 It's you again! How do you do this? 275 00:16:11,636 --> 00:16:14,722 This is the princess who fell from the sky into my arms 276 00:16:15,056 --> 00:16:17,809 Is he the one who sucked the stinger out of your thigh? 277 00:16:17,975 --> 00:16:22,438 Yes. We keep meeting like this. You just suddenly show up 278 00:16:22,897 --> 00:16:25,358 We could make plans to meet 279 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,777 - Tonight at 8:00? - No, it's nicer this way 280 00:16:28,069 --> 00:16:29,946 Let's go Dora, you'll be late 281 00:16:31,781 --> 00:16:34,534 I hope we meet again suddenly 282 00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:36,536 Farewell, princess! 283 00:16:37,161 --> 00:16:39,914 Did you see her? She's pretty, huh? 284 00:16:40,206 --> 00:16:41,958 She likes it when I suddenly appear 285 00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:52,093 I don't believe it 286 00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:55,221 "Darkness" 287 00:16:56,097 --> 00:16:57,557 You're a genius! 288 00:16:57,890 --> 00:17:00,101 "The more there is, the less you see" 289 00:17:00,268 --> 00:17:01,727 Darkness 290 00:17:02,228 --> 00:17:03,146 Marvelous 291 00:17:03,604 --> 00:17:05,439 Did you make that up? 292 00:17:05,648 --> 00:17:09,694 No, but you solved it in five minutes, it took me eight days 293 00:17:10,111 --> 00:17:11,279 Darkness! 294 00:17:12,029 --> 00:17:14,574 Salmon, salad and a glass of white wine 295 00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:16,993 Listen to this one, Guido 296 00:17:17,535 --> 00:17:19,745 If I may, it's my turn 297 00:17:20,163 --> 00:17:22,707 My dad told me this when I was a kid 298 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:26,127 Show White and the seven dwarves sit down for a bite 299 00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:29,297 How fast can you guess what she serves her guests next? 300 00:17:33,468 --> 00:17:35,261 It sounds refined 301 00:17:36,262 --> 00:17:38,139 I want to solve it right now 302 00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:39,640 Eat first or it'll get cold 303 00:17:39,807 --> 00:17:41,642 I don't want to, it's too late 304 00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:44,103 Salad, salmon, white wine, it's light 305 00:17:44,312 --> 00:17:45,938 Snow White... 306 00:17:46,939 --> 00:17:48,858 and the seven dwarves... 307 00:17:52,612 --> 00:17:55,323 - Is the kitchen closed? - Everybody's gone. Why? 308 00:17:55,656 --> 00:17:58,910 A gentleman from Rome is here, from the Ministry. He wants to eat 309 00:17:59,160 --> 00:17:59,994 The kitchen is closed 310 00:18:00,411 --> 00:18:02,705 Oh well, he would have given you a good tip 311 00:18:02,955 --> 00:18:04,665 The kitchen is open 312 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:06,893 Come right in 313 00:18:16,152 --> 00:18:18,196 Doctor, you're not eating anything? 314 00:18:21,116 --> 00:18:22,868 Snow White and the seven dwarves... 315 00:18:24,828 --> 00:18:28,832 I know the kitchen is closed, maybe a cold dish... 316 00:18:28,915 --> 00:18:30,917 It's all delicious, take your pick 317 00:18:31,459 --> 00:18:33,086 Something light 318 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:36,173 Well, we've got meat, a nice heavy steak... 319 00:18:36,298 --> 00:18:39,217 lamb, kidneys, some greasy breaded liver 320 00:18:39,426 --> 00:18:41,094 Otherwise, there's fish 321 00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:43,638 We have... 322 00:18:43,930 --> 00:18:45,182 a nice fatty turbot... 323 00:18:45,432 --> 00:18:48,101 eel stuffed with fatty sausage and greased with Grand Marnier... 324 00:18:48,935 --> 00:18:51,062 or some lean salmon 325 00:18:51,605 --> 00:18:53,607 The salmon, thank you 326 00:18:53,857 --> 00:18:54,649 Side dish? 327 00:18:55,275 --> 00:18:56,359 There's a side dish too? 328 00:18:57,485 --> 00:19:00,739 Feel free to choose. We have very, very, very fried mushrooms... 329 00:19:01,031 --> 00:19:04,534 buttered potatoes in Nancy butter with a flaky sauce 330 00:19:04,826 --> 00:19:09,372 Is there a small, light salad? If not, nothing 331 00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:14,294 A light salad? What a pity, the very, very, very fried mushrooms... 332 00:19:14,502 --> 00:19:17,005 were out of this world. So, a light salad... 333 00:19:17,005 --> 00:19:19,549 a lean salmon and a glass of white wine 334 00:19:19,841 --> 00:19:21,510 Perfect. As soon as possible 335 00:19:21,718 --> 00:19:23,261 I'll do my best 336 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:43,281 "How fast can you guess what she served her guests next?" 337 00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:44,324 Right? 338 00:19:45,534 --> 00:19:48,245 - Snow White and the seven dwarves! - Good night, Doctor! 339 00:19:48,411 --> 00:19:50,038 Good night, genius! 340 00:19:52,499 --> 00:19:55,919 What did he say? Snow white? What is he, drunk? 341 00:19:56,419 --> 00:19:58,630 It's a riddle. "Seven seconds" 342 00:20:00,507 --> 00:20:03,927 "Seven seconds" is the solution time "Snow White and the seven dwarves" 343 00:20:04,052 --> 00:20:06,096 If there are seven dwarves dining... 344 00:20:06,263 --> 00:20:08,932 and she serves seconds, that means "seven seconds" 345 00:20:09,349 --> 00:20:13,395 Doctor Lessing is a physician, a very serious person 346 00:20:13,687 --> 00:20:16,940 But he's obsessed with riddles, he loses sleep over them! 347 00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:22,904 Excuse me, the Francesco Petrarca School... 348 00:20:23,947 --> 00:20:27,617 The elementary school? A friend of mine teaches there. It's beautiful 349 00:20:27,868 --> 00:20:29,452 It's not far from here. Why? 350 00:20:29,744 --> 00:20:32,497 Good, I can sleep an extra half-hour 351 00:20:32,706 --> 00:20:35,250 Do you have to go to that school tomorrow morning? 352 00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:38,086 They're expecting me at 8:30 353 00:20:44,593 --> 00:20:47,762 Please, children, silence! A moment of attention 354 00:20:47,971 --> 00:20:50,515 The Inspector from Rome will be here shortly 355 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:53,143 I want to make a good impression on him 356 00:20:53,351 --> 00:20:57,105 Listen very quietly and carefully to what he says 357 00:20:57,105 --> 00:21:00,275 He'll tell us some very important things about our beautiful country 358 00:21:00,942 --> 00:21:03,695 The inspector is here, ma'am 359 00:21:03,987 --> 00:21:06,448 He's already here? He's early! 360 00:21:06,948 --> 00:21:08,575 Sit down, Roberto! 361 00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:15,081 All rise! 362 00:21:19,419 --> 00:21:21,213 Good morning, princess 363 00:21:24,382 --> 00:21:27,886 Good morning, Mr. Inspector. I'm the principal 364 00:21:28,178 --> 00:21:30,222 These are some of our teachers 365 00:21:32,849 --> 00:21:33,850 Good 366 00:21:36,645 --> 00:21:37,729 So... 367 00:21:40,023 --> 00:21:43,610 How many years have you taught in this school district? 368 00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:44,736 Sixteen 369 00:21:47,155 --> 00:21:50,158 Are you up-to-date with the ongoing... 370 00:21:50,158 --> 00:21:52,369 school program approved by the Ministry this year? 371 00:21:52,550 --> 00:21:53,718 Yes 372 00:21:55,886 --> 00:21:59,557 Did you read the bulletin regarding childhood hygiene? 373 00:22:00,182 --> 00:22:01,601 Of course! 374 00:22:04,270 --> 00:22:05,938 What are you doing on Sunday? 375 00:22:07,398 --> 00:22:08,566 No, I mean, Sunday... 376 00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:12,153 is St. Mary's Day, what are you doing? 377 00:22:12,278 --> 00:22:13,529 I'm going to the theater 378 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,534 - To see what? - Offenbach 379 00:22:19,535 --> 00:22:20,912 Right, Offenbach is playing 380 00:22:21,579 --> 00:22:23,539 Fine. Well... 381 00:22:24,165 --> 00:22:30,046 Thank you very much and goodbye. I just came to... 382 00:22:30,046 --> 00:22:31,130 We know 383 00:22:31,881 --> 00:22:33,925 As you know, the Inspector... 384 00:22:34,091 --> 00:22:37,178 came from Rome to talk to us about the race manifesto... 385 00:22:37,303 --> 00:22:40,389 signed by the most enlightened Italian scientists 386 00:22:40,848 --> 00:22:43,517 He will, and we're very honored... 387 00:22:43,809 --> 00:22:45,811 demonstrate to us that our race... 388 00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:47,897 is a superior race... 389 00:22:48,064 --> 00:22:50,107 the best of all 390 00:22:50,816 --> 00:22:51,901 Take your seats! 391 00:22:54,654 --> 00:22:56,030 Go ahead, Inspector 392 00:22:56,197 --> 00:22:59,283 - Our race... - Is superior 393 00:22:59,825 --> 00:23:00,993 Naturally! 394 00:23:02,411 --> 00:23:04,372 Our race is superior 395 00:23:04,372 --> 00:23:07,500 I've just come from Rome, right this minute... 396 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:11,712 to come and tell you in order that you'll know, children... 397 00:23:12,213 --> 00:23:14,048 that our race is a superior one 398 00:23:14,257 --> 00:23:15,508 I was... 399 00:23:15,675 --> 00:23:18,678 chosen, I was, by racist Italian scientists... 400 00:23:18,844 --> 00:23:21,305 in order to demonstrate... 401 00:23:21,472 --> 00:23:24,558 how superior our race is 402 00:23:25,268 --> 00:23:29,188 Why did they pick me, children? 403 00:23:30,439 --> 00:23:32,650 Must I tell you? 404 00:23:35,528 --> 00:23:37,446 Where can you find... 405 00:23:37,572 --> 00:23:40,241 someone more handsome than me? 406 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:45,746 Justly so, there is silence. I'm an original "superior race"... 407 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,248 pure Aryan 408 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,000 Children... 409 00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:51,294 let's start with something that one says, "What so big about that?" 410 00:23:51,294 --> 00:23:55,423 The ear. Look at the perfection of this ear 411 00:23:55,923 --> 00:23:57,383 Left auricle... 412 00:23:58,050 --> 00:24:01,012 with a pendant little bell at the end 413 00:24:01,387 --> 00:24:04,056 Check it out! Movable cartilage! 414 00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:05,474 Bendable! 415 00:24:05,850 --> 00:24:08,519 Find two ears more beautiful than these and I'll leave! 416 00:24:08,686 --> 00:24:12,356 But you have to show me them! They dream about these in France! 417 00:24:12,732 --> 00:24:15,192 Races exist, children. You bet they do! 418 00:24:16,027 --> 00:24:19,113 But let's continue, I want to show you something else 419 00:24:20,156 --> 00:24:20,865 Pay attention 420 00:24:21,949 --> 00:24:23,701 He said, "Inspector"? 421 00:24:24,327 --> 00:24:25,578 From Rome? 422 00:24:27,580 --> 00:24:29,790 The belly button! 423 00:24:31,751 --> 00:24:34,795 Take a look at this belly button! What a tie! 424 00:24:34,879 --> 00:24:37,173 But you can't untie it, not even with your teeth! 425 00:24:37,381 --> 00:24:40,343 Those racist scientists tried it. Not a chance! 426 00:24:40,509 --> 00:24:43,763 This is an Italian belly button. It's part of our race! 427 00:24:44,013 --> 00:24:45,514 Check out this style! 428 00:24:45,806 --> 00:24:48,267 Look at these muscles: Ceps... 429 00:24:48,434 --> 00:24:50,478 biceps, triceps! 430 00:24:50,728 --> 00:24:54,565 Look at this beauty! Admire this hip! 431 00:24:57,693 --> 00:25:00,947 Just look at the movement! 432 00:25:01,239 --> 00:25:02,240 Gentlemen! 433 00:25:04,325 --> 00:25:06,452 I must say goodbye now... 434 00:25:06,661 --> 00:25:09,497 because I have to go, I have an appointment 435 00:25:09,789 --> 00:25:12,792 I'll make my Aryan exit and bid you farewell 436 00:25:12,917 --> 00:25:15,211 Farewell! The belly button! 437 00:25:17,630 --> 00:25:19,924 I'll see you in Venice, princess! 438 00:26:22,445 --> 00:26:25,448 I can only hear out of this ear 439 00:26:43,299 --> 00:26:46,052 Look at me, princess 440 00:26:47,470 --> 00:26:49,597 Go on, I'm down here 441 00:26:50,473 --> 00:26:56,854 Look at me, princess 442 00:27:09,283 --> 00:27:12,536 Turn around, princess 443 00:27:13,454 --> 00:27:20,795 Turn around, around... 444 00:27:52,827 --> 00:27:55,997 - Can we get a chocolate ice cream? - Yes, but we'll have to be quick 445 00:27:56,289 --> 00:27:57,206 Why? 446 00:27:57,415 --> 00:28:02,128 We have to be at the prefect's at 8. We were invited to dinner 447 00:28:02,211 --> 00:28:04,088 - Where? - At the prefect's 448 00:28:04,755 --> 00:28:07,842 Have pity on me, Lord, let it not be true 449 00:28:07,967 --> 00:28:09,969 Another dinner at the prefect's? 450 00:28:09,969 --> 00:28:11,220 Your mother is coming too 451 00:28:11,470 --> 00:28:12,555 Bingo! 452 00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:16,767 Let's just go to dinner. We'll stop by the prefect's for coffee 453 00:28:17,184 --> 00:28:19,228 I'm not coming! 454 00:28:19,437 --> 00:28:21,814 All right, I heard you! I'll tell him we're not going! 455 00:28:21,981 --> 00:28:23,816 It'll just be me and you 456 00:28:25,943 --> 00:28:28,988 - Good evening, Rodolfo! - Good evening, Mr. Prefect 457 00:28:29,238 --> 00:28:32,199 I'll see you later on at my house. I'll expect you at eight 458 00:28:32,325 --> 00:28:34,702 We'll be there at eight sharp 459 00:28:39,206 --> 00:28:41,083 Where is she? Did you see her? 460 00:28:41,667 --> 00:28:43,878 - She has to be here. - You're here? 461 00:28:45,254 --> 00:28:47,465 On time tomorrow, got it? 462 00:28:48,007 --> 00:28:50,676 Did you take that stuff out of the car? 463 00:28:50,676 --> 00:28:53,429 It's silk, don't ruin it. Be very careful 464 00:28:55,097 --> 00:28:57,391 - What an opera. - Beautiful! 465 00:29:00,061 --> 00:29:01,938 Is that one of your curtains? 466 00:29:02,146 --> 00:29:05,733 No, it must be one of my colleague's 467 00:29:08,653 --> 00:29:10,863 He took my hat again! 468 00:29:11,447 --> 00:29:14,116 - Let's go. - Don't you see how it's raining? 469 00:29:14,450 --> 00:29:17,703 - You go get the car! - It's right around the corner 470 00:29:18,537 --> 00:29:19,497 All right, you wait here 471 00:29:19,789 --> 00:29:21,832 I'll pull up right here and toot 472 00:29:23,668 --> 00:29:25,711 Give me the key! 473 00:29:26,254 --> 00:29:28,714 Not the house key, the car key! 474 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,592 The car key? Are you crazy? 475 00:29:31,842 --> 00:29:34,720 Keep him busy, you know, the jerk the eggs fell on 476 00:29:35,012 --> 00:29:37,390 Keep him busy as long as you can, I'll see you tonight! 477 00:29:37,515 --> 00:29:39,558 Inside the car there's... Go slow! 478 00:29:56,826 --> 00:29:59,203 The least you could have done is come get me with the umbrella 479 00:29:59,370 --> 00:30:02,957 You're just plain rude. Look what a mess I am 480 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,377 Plus, dinner at the prefect's gets me so nervous! 481 00:30:07,628 --> 00:30:10,172 I knew it, I've got hiccups 482 00:30:10,715 --> 00:30:13,634 I always get them when I'm made to do something I don't want to 483 00:30:14,093 --> 00:30:17,680 Don't you know that it takes so little to make me happy? 484 00:30:17,972 --> 00:30:21,058 A chocolate ice cream is enough! Even two! 485 00:30:21,183 --> 00:30:23,978 A nice walk together and then whatever happens, happens 486 00:30:24,340 --> 00:30:25,508 Instead you... 487 00:30:27,885 --> 00:30:29,929 Good morning, princess! 488 00:30:31,305 --> 00:30:34,392 This is incredible! You owe me an explanation 489 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,644 No, you're the one who owes me an explanation! 490 00:30:36,936 --> 00:30:40,523 I stop under a roof and you fall from the sky into my arms 491 00:30:40,815 --> 00:30:43,192 I fall off my bicycle and end up in your arms 492 00:30:43,693 --> 00:30:47,363 I do an inspection at school and there you are again! 493 00:30:47,905 --> 00:30:49,866 You even turn up in my dreams! 494 00:30:50,158 --> 00:30:54,245 Will you leave me alone! You've really got a crush on me! 495 00:30:54,704 --> 00:30:56,998 I don't blame you, but... 496 00:30:57,665 --> 00:31:00,334 All right, at this point, I give in. You win 497 00:31:00,418 --> 00:31:03,171 Where shall we go, princess? To the sea! Do you like the sea? 498 00:31:03,379 --> 00:31:06,549 Yes, but they're waiting for me at the theater. Take me back 499 00:31:07,842 --> 00:31:09,218 What's happening? 500 00:31:09,427 --> 00:31:12,847 Princess, do you know how to turn on the windshield wipers? 501 00:31:13,222 --> 00:31:14,807 Step on the brakes! 502 00:31:16,225 --> 00:31:18,603 Have no fear, hang on to me! 503 00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:21,105 It's broken! 504 00:31:21,439 --> 00:31:23,024 When did you learn to drive? 505 00:31:23,399 --> 00:31:26,194 - Ten minutes ago! - I thought it was less than that 506 00:31:26,486 --> 00:31:29,155 - The top doesn't close. - The door won't open 507 00:31:29,614 --> 00:31:31,574 Wait, we're stuck! 508 00:31:32,075 --> 00:31:34,285 We'll get out of here, I'll take care of it 509 00:31:34,535 --> 00:31:36,913 The important thing is that you don't get wet 510 00:31:37,288 --> 00:31:39,248 Cover yourself with this 511 00:31:39,582 --> 00:31:41,626 Take it. We'll get out of here now 512 00:31:42,418 --> 00:31:44,629 I'll take care of everything 513 00:31:46,589 --> 00:31:48,716 Here we go 514 00:31:49,467 --> 00:31:51,678 Step right out, princess 515 00:31:54,764 --> 00:31:57,642 There! Step right out! 516 00:31:57,809 --> 00:32:02,855 There's a huge puddle, you'll get your feet wet. Wait! 517 00:32:05,733 --> 00:32:07,485 Here! 518 00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:16,494 - Go ahead, princess. - Where are we? 519 00:32:16,661 --> 00:32:18,579 We've already been here 520 00:32:18,913 --> 00:32:20,623 Me and you? When? 521 00:32:20,873 --> 00:32:22,500 Don't you remember? 522 00:32:22,834 --> 00:32:24,293 The night it was raining... 523 00:32:24,585 --> 00:32:26,963 and I made you an umbrella out of a pillow! 524 00:32:27,088 --> 00:32:30,758 It was a beautiful night, I put the steering wheel on my shoulder... 525 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:34,971 did a little waltz and when I stopped in front of you... 526 00:32:35,221 --> 00:32:36,097 you kissed me 527 00:32:47,150 --> 00:32:49,610 Princess, your behind is exposed to the wind 528 00:32:53,531 --> 00:32:57,118 It depends on the person. My pop was like that 529 00:32:57,535 --> 00:33:00,413 He had the ability to make me do anything 530 00:33:00,621 --> 00:33:03,041 He understood me, he knew how to deal with me 531 00:33:03,041 --> 00:33:05,251 I was like putty in his hand 532 00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:08,296 I always, always, always said yes 533 00:33:08,713 --> 00:33:11,966 So all these treasures you're hiding... 534 00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:16,929 there is a way to open this treasure chest and always get you to say yes! 535 00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:19,057 It's easier than you think 536 00:33:19,390 --> 00:33:21,267 All you need is the right key 537 00:33:21,434 --> 00:33:22,685 And where exactly is it? 538 00:33:22,852 --> 00:33:24,354 Heaven knows 539 00:33:25,021 --> 00:33:26,606 It's clearing up 540 00:33:26,773 --> 00:33:28,566 So you were saying... 541 00:33:28,733 --> 00:33:32,820 the key that always makes you say yes has to come from heaven 542 00:33:32,945 --> 00:33:33,946 Yes 543 00:33:34,530 --> 00:33:35,907 I'll give it a try 544 00:33:36,324 --> 00:33:40,244 If the Virgin Mary tosses it down to me... You never know 545 00:33:41,329 --> 00:33:43,331 Mary, the key! 546 00:33:45,708 --> 00:33:47,335 Is this it? 547 00:33:49,629 --> 00:33:53,049 Do you really have to go home? What about the chocolate ice cream? 548 00:33:53,216 --> 00:33:54,842 - Let's get it right now. - No, not now 549 00:33:55,051 --> 00:33:57,095 - Then when? - I don't know 550 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,181 Are we going to let heaven decide that too? 551 00:34:00,390 --> 00:34:04,519 No, leave Mary alone. Don't bother her over an ice cream! 552 00:34:05,353 --> 00:34:08,523 No, it's much too important. We can't decide when to have it 553 00:34:08,731 --> 00:34:10,400 I have to ask her 554 00:34:10,733 --> 00:34:15,780 Mary send someone to tell us how long before we can have the ice cream! 555 00:34:17,824 --> 00:34:19,659 Seven seconds! 556 00:34:24,706 --> 00:34:27,500 - This is my house. - I've gone by here a thousand times 557 00:34:28,334 --> 00:34:30,211 I've always asked myself, "Who lives there?" 558 00:34:30,420 --> 00:34:32,296 I wanted to open my store right out front 559 00:34:32,714 --> 00:34:35,591 - The bookshop? - Yes, I'll see you every day 560 00:34:35,717 --> 00:34:36,968 Goodbye, then 561 00:34:37,343 --> 00:34:41,097 You've been so nice to me. All I want now is a hot bath 562 00:34:41,347 --> 00:34:43,266 I forgot to tell you... 563 00:34:44,183 --> 00:34:45,184 Go ahead 564 00:34:45,768 --> 00:34:48,813 You can't imagine how much I feel like making love to you 565 00:34:49,939 --> 00:34:52,859 But I'll never tell anyone, especially not you 566 00:34:53,192 --> 00:34:55,653 They'd have to torture me to make me say it 567 00:34:56,279 --> 00:34:57,280 Say what? 568 00:34:57,655 --> 00:34:59,490 That I want to make love to you 569 00:34:59,657 --> 00:35:01,951 Not just once, over and over again! 570 00:35:02,452 --> 00:35:03,995 But I'll never tell you that 571 00:35:04,162 --> 00:35:07,248 I'd have to be crazy to tell you I'd even make love to you now... 572 00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:09,751 right here, for the rest of my life 573 00:35:12,086 --> 00:35:14,630 You'd better run or you'll get wet. It's going to rain again 574 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:16,674 Princess 575 00:35:17,383 --> 00:35:18,801 You're all wet 576 00:35:18,801 --> 00:35:20,303 My suit is no big deal 577 00:35:20,595 --> 00:35:23,431 It's the hat that bothers me 578 00:35:23,765 --> 00:35:26,642 I need a dry hat, but where can I find one? 579 00:35:27,185 --> 00:35:30,438 How did it go? Right, it's easy! 580 00:35:31,105 --> 00:35:35,318 Mary, send someone to give my friend a dry hat 581 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,483 Goodnight, princess. Farewell 582 00:36:05,837 --> 00:36:07,338 Excuse me, where's the restroom? 583 00:36:07,630 --> 00:36:08,798 Straight ahead to the left 584 00:36:16,890 --> 00:36:19,601 If you don't get up immediately... 585 00:36:19,809 --> 00:36:23,646 I swear on your father's death bed I'll never speak to you again 586 00:36:23,897 --> 00:36:25,273 For the rest of my life! 587 00:36:26,649 --> 00:36:28,234 I'm going to count to three now 588 00:36:28,610 --> 00:36:31,654 If you don't get up, I'll force you to get up 589 00:36:45,126 --> 00:36:47,170 Good girl 590 00:36:47,754 --> 00:36:49,631 Do you know who's getting married? 591 00:36:49,881 --> 00:36:52,425 Didn't I tell you? That jerk the eggs fell on! 592 00:36:56,346 --> 00:36:58,723 - Who's he marrying? - I don't know 593 00:36:58,932 --> 00:37:00,809 But she hasn't even shown up yet! 594 00:37:01,101 --> 00:37:02,560 Everybody's waiting 595 00:37:02,936 --> 00:37:05,063 I've looked everywhere for you! 596 00:37:05,563 --> 00:37:07,065 - Your uncle! - My uncle? 597 00:37:07,357 --> 00:37:09,234 Something's happened. Come with me! 598 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:10,652 Outside! The horse! 599 00:37:14,072 --> 00:37:15,657 What is that? 600 00:37:16,574 --> 00:37:17,992 Is that your horse? 601 00:37:18,618 --> 00:37:21,788 What a sight! What did they write on him? 602 00:37:22,247 --> 00:37:24,124 "Achtung, Jewish horse" 603 00:37:24,916 --> 00:37:29,045 The usual barbarians, vandals. It's sad. What nonsense 604 00:37:29,963 --> 00:37:31,047 "Jewish horse!" 605 00:37:31,381 --> 00:37:34,634 Don't get upset, they just did it to... 606 00:37:34,759 --> 00:37:38,263 They didn't just happen to do it, they did it... 607 00:37:39,222 --> 00:37:41,433 You'll have to get used to it, Guido... 608 00:37:41,683 --> 00:37:43,309 they'll start with you too 609 00:37:43,309 --> 00:37:46,563 With me? What could possibly happen to me? 610 00:37:46,729 --> 00:37:49,190 The worst they can do is undress me, paint me yellow and write: 611 00:37:49,691 --> 00:37:51,693 "Achtung, Jewish waiter." 612 00:37:52,527 --> 00:37:55,071 I didn't even know this horse was Jewish 613 00:37:55,321 --> 00:37:57,699 Let's go, I'll clean him up in the morning 614 00:37:58,116 --> 00:37:59,784 Take him back to the stall 615 00:38:18,094 --> 00:38:20,472 Look, there in front of you! 616 00:38:25,935 --> 00:38:28,480 Wait, I'll surprise her 617 00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,700 Come with me, I'd like to introduce you to Fido Giovanardi 618 00:38:51,461 --> 00:38:54,422 Doctor Lessing! Where are you going? 619 00:38:55,006 --> 00:38:59,219 Urgent telegram. I must go to Berlin immediately 620 00:38:59,886 --> 00:39:04,099 - What are these flowers? - They're for your departure 621 00:39:05,058 --> 00:39:07,185 I'll take just one 622 00:39:07,936 --> 00:39:10,605 I'll take it to my wife. Guido's flower! 623 00:39:12,190 --> 00:39:14,484 I truly enjoyed myself with you 624 00:39:14,692 --> 00:39:16,528 You're the most ingenious... 625 00:39:16,694 --> 00:39:18,905 waiter I've ever come across 626 00:39:19,489 --> 00:39:22,659 Thank you. You're the most-cultured customer I've ever served 627 00:39:23,243 --> 00:39:24,160 Thank you 628 00:39:24,828 --> 00:39:26,329 Goodbye, Doctor Lessing 629 00:39:26,788 --> 00:39:28,540 By the way... 630 00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,377 if you say my name... 631 00:39:33,253 --> 00:39:36,172 I'm not there anymore. Who am I? 632 00:39:37,799 --> 00:39:41,136 If you say my name, I'm not there anymore 633 00:39:44,722 --> 00:39:46,683 What is it? What did he say? 634 00:39:49,060 --> 00:39:50,812 Silence! 635 00:39:51,771 --> 00:39:55,275 Beautiful! If you say the word, it's not there anymore: Silence 636 00:39:57,485 --> 00:40:01,072 I'm not talking about Berlin. In the outskirts, imagine that! 637 00:40:02,740 --> 00:40:05,410 Third grade, listen to this problem 638 00:40:05,869 --> 00:40:08,204 I remember it because it shocked me 639 00:40:08,204 --> 00:40:11,875 A lunatic costs the State four marks a day 640 00:40:12,208 --> 00:40:14,335 A cripple, four and a half marks 641 00:40:15,086 --> 00:40:17,756 An epileptic, three marks and a half 642 00:40:18,006 --> 00:40:20,967 Considering that the average is four marks a day... 643 00:40:21,050 --> 00:40:23,386 and there are 300,000 patients, how much would the State save... 644 00:40:23,386 --> 00:40:27,223 if these individuals were eliminated? 645 00:40:27,807 --> 00:40:29,350 I can't believe this! 646 00:40:30,351 --> 00:40:32,395 That was my exact reaction! 647 00:40:32,562 --> 00:40:35,106 I can't believe a seven-year-old child... 648 00:40:35,607 --> 00:40:37,734 has to solve this kind of equation 649 00:40:38,234 --> 00:40:41,613 It's a difficult calculation. Proportions, percentages... 650 00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:44,407 They need at least some algebra to do those equations 651 00:40:44,532 --> 00:40:46,326 That's high school material for us 652 00:40:46,659 --> 00:40:50,747 No, all it takes is multiplication! You said there are 300,000 cripples? 653 00:40:51,790 --> 00:40:53,041 300,000 times four 654 00:40:53,249 --> 00:40:56,753 If we killed them all, we'd save 1,200,000 marks a day 655 00:40:56,878 --> 00:40:57,879 It's easy! 656 00:40:58,546 --> 00:40:59,339 Exactly! 657 00:40:59,839 --> 00:41:04,135 But you're an adult, they make 7-year-old children do this in Germany! 658 00:41:04,594 --> 00:41:06,721 They're truly another race! 659 00:41:09,682 --> 00:41:11,392 Good morning, princess! 660 00:41:12,393 --> 00:41:16,231 - What did you say? - It's here, on the cake 661 00:41:35,458 --> 00:41:38,128 Why are you just standing there? Let's go! 662 00:41:38,710 --> 00:41:40,837 Let's go dance 663 00:42:15,956 --> 00:42:19,042 Just a couple things, you already know it all by now... 664 00:42:19,251 --> 00:42:21,211 and you've known for several years 665 00:42:21,628 --> 00:42:24,172 Dora and I were born on the same street... 666 00:42:24,881 --> 00:42:28,134 We went to school together, we had the same friends 667 00:42:30,470 --> 00:42:32,013 Dora is the woman of my life... 668 00:42:32,347 --> 00:42:34,558 and I am the man of her life 669 00:42:34,724 --> 00:42:38,645 We've decided to get married within the year 670 00:42:38,728 --> 00:42:41,523 You're all officially invited on April the 9th... 671 00:42:41,690 --> 00:42:43,984 to the Basilica of Santa Maria del Pellegrino... 672 00:42:44,109 --> 00:42:48,071 and then we'll celebrate till dawn, all together right here... 673 00:42:48,071 --> 00:42:50,448 just as happy as we are now! 674 00:42:57,706 --> 00:43:00,250 Kiss her! Kiss her! 675 00:43:05,755 --> 00:43:07,799 - What's wrong with you? - Nothing 676 00:43:08,258 --> 00:43:09,718 - Are you all right? - Fine 677 00:43:09,968 --> 00:43:12,929 Who put this armchair here? 678 00:43:13,805 --> 00:43:15,056 Are you all right? 679 00:43:15,265 --> 00:43:16,933 - I'm fine - I'm sorry 680 00:43:17,434 --> 00:43:19,227 - I didn't get hurt - No, I was talking about 681 00:43:19,519 --> 00:43:21,980 - Are you enjoying yourself? - It's going fine 682 00:43:22,063 --> 00:43:23,773 Go back to your table 683 00:43:24,149 --> 00:43:26,193 Go on, I can do this 684 00:43:35,368 --> 00:43:37,120 Are you all right? 685 00:43:37,996 --> 00:43:42,292 Fine! Why are you all asking me that? Is there something wrong? 686 00:43:42,626 --> 00:43:45,462 No, nothing is wrong 687 00:43:45,670 --> 00:43:48,215 But go to the kitchen 688 00:43:52,469 --> 00:43:53,845 The kitchen 689 00:43:54,971 --> 00:43:58,016 They moved everything around tonight! 690 00:43:58,099 --> 00:44:00,018 Look where they put the kitchen! 691 00:44:09,569 --> 00:44:12,239 Peekaboo, guess who? 692 00:44:12,822 --> 00:44:14,866 It's me! What, have you gone soft? 693 00:44:16,743 --> 00:44:17,744 Miss! 694 00:44:18,495 --> 00:44:20,288 We finally meet, Dora 695 00:44:21,122 --> 00:44:24,793 He never introduced us. You were scared to, weren't you? 696 00:44:25,293 --> 00:44:28,630 Now you don't need to come with us to the brothel anymore! 697 00:44:29,506 --> 00:44:32,509 I apologize if I've disturbed you. Happiness and best wishes to all 698 00:44:32,843 --> 00:44:34,344 You sly old dog! 699 00:44:35,637 --> 00:44:37,514 What a jolly fellow! 700 00:44:42,602 --> 00:44:44,813 Everything is just fine. I'll pick it all up 701 00:44:45,814 --> 00:44:47,065 I apologize 702 00:44:58,285 --> 00:44:59,452 Princess! 703 00:45:00,412 --> 00:45:01,955 You're here too? 704 00:45:15,802 --> 00:45:17,262 Take me away 705 00:45:33,028 --> 00:45:35,238 And now, ladies and gentlemen... 706 00:45:35,405 --> 00:45:38,825 a magnificent surprise offered by the Grand Hotel: 707 00:45:39,618 --> 00:45:42,078 The Ethiopian cake! 708 00:46:35,966 --> 00:46:38,885 Thank you! Music, maestro! 709 00:46:43,723 --> 00:46:44,808 Congratulations 710 00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:45,970 Thank you 711 00:46:47,764 --> 00:46:49,098 Right this way, princess 712 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:51,851 But you're... 713 00:46:52,936 --> 00:46:54,812 Quickly, princess 714 00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:17,293 But he's... 715 00:47:21,714 --> 00:47:23,508 He's that jerk with the eggs! 716 00:47:59,002 --> 00:48:00,461 Ferruccio! 717 00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:04,549 He's got the keys to the house Darn it all! 718 00:48:08,970 --> 00:48:12,307 Some wire! I can open it if I find some wire 719 00:48:13,433 --> 00:48:16,769 I'm a whiz with wire. My pop taught me 720 00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:19,981 I used to make toys out of wire when I was a kid 721 00:48:27,530 --> 00:48:29,240 I opened it 722 00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:58,436 Joshua! 723 00:49:01,230 --> 00:49:03,942 Let's go, you're going to make Mommy late 724 00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:10,573 I lost my tank 725 00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:12,742 Don't worry, we'll find it 726 00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:15,662 Where did you leave the tank? 727 00:49:15,787 --> 00:49:17,705 - It's on the stairs - I'll get it 728 00:49:18,248 --> 00:49:20,917 Hold the bicycle. I'll get it 729 00:49:24,003 --> 00:49:24,963 Here 730 00:49:26,339 --> 00:49:27,507 Let's go 731 00:49:28,758 --> 00:49:31,928 - Go, Pop! - Go slow! Are you guys crazy? 732 00:49:32,262 --> 00:49:34,097 You're late for school! Go! 733 00:49:34,681 --> 00:49:37,850 There's a horse! Two horses! 734 00:49:39,644 --> 00:49:42,522 Stop ringing that bell, it's driving me crazy! 735 00:49:42,647 --> 00:49:46,401 - It's not me, it's Joshua. - It's not me, it's Pop! 736 00:49:46,526 --> 00:49:48,111 Stop it, let me off! 737 00:49:58,288 --> 00:49:59,539 Here we are 738 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,620 See you tonight 739 00:50:05,582 --> 00:50:07,083 Go fast, Pop! 740 00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:20,461 Can we buy this for Mommy? 741 00:50:20,795 --> 00:50:22,463 - How much does it cost? - 15 lire 742 00:50:23,172 --> 00:50:26,759 It's a fake. It's probably a fake cake, like your tank 743 00:50:26,842 --> 00:50:28,094 Let's go, Joshua 744 00:50:28,636 --> 00:50:31,597 "No Jews or dogs... 745 00:50:31,847 --> 00:50:33,974 allowed." 746 00:50:35,601 --> 00:50:40,064 Why aren't Jews or dogs allowed to go in? 747 00:50:40,439 --> 00:50:42,817 They just don't want Jews or dogs to go in 748 00:50:43,150 --> 00:50:44,693 Everybody does what they want to 749 00:50:45,027 --> 00:50:46,529 There's a hardware store there... 750 00:50:46,946 --> 00:50:50,533 they don't let Spanish people or horses into their store 751 00:50:50,866 --> 00:50:52,910 Farther ahead, there's a drugstore 752 00:50:53,244 --> 00:50:55,621 I was with a Chinese friend of mine yesterday who had a kangaroo 753 00:50:55,871 --> 00:50:58,749 I said "May we?"No, we don't want any Chinese or kangaroos here." 754 00:50:59,125 --> 00:51:01,127 They don't like them, what can I tell you? 755 00:51:01,510 --> 00:51:03,887 We let everybody into our bookshop 756 00:51:04,054 --> 00:51:06,265 No. From now on, we'll write it too 757 00:51:06,515 --> 00:51:08,559 - Is there anybody you don't like? - Spiders, what about you? 758 00:51:08,559 --> 00:51:10,853 I don't like Visigoths. Starting tomorrow we'll write: 759 00:51:11,311 --> 00:51:13,856 "No spiders and Visigoths allowed." 760 00:51:14,064 --> 00:51:17,568 I'm sick and tired of these Visigoths! 761 00:51:25,617 --> 00:51:27,619 Good morning 762 00:51:27,703 --> 00:51:29,329 Everything's half-price 763 00:51:29,663 --> 00:51:30,831 Guido Orefice? 764 00:51:31,457 --> 00:51:32,875 That's me 765 00:51:33,208 --> 00:51:35,085 You have to come to the prefect's 766 00:51:35,210 --> 00:51:36,378 Again! 767 00:51:36,962 --> 00:51:38,672 - He already went - Let's go 768 00:51:38,797 --> 00:51:40,132 Why? 769 00:51:42,676 --> 00:51:44,970 - Is that man with you? - Yes, let's go 770 00:51:45,846 --> 00:51:46,847 All right 771 00:51:47,222 --> 00:51:48,557 I'm coming too 772 00:51:48,974 --> 00:51:51,268 You stay here. It won't take long, will it? 773 00:51:51,435 --> 00:51:52,686 Not long at all 774 00:51:53,979 --> 00:51:56,732 Joshua, make sure you treat the customers good! 775 00:51:57,441 --> 00:51:58,817 I'll be right back 776 00:53:01,839 --> 00:53:03,382 I'll take this one 777 00:53:03,590 --> 00:53:05,175 It costs five lire 778 00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:08,971 No, it says ten lire 779 00:53:09,221 --> 00:53:11,181 Everything's half-price 780 00:53:13,767 --> 00:53:17,020 Give this to your mom and tell her... 781 00:53:17,187 --> 00:53:18,439 it's from Grandma 782 00:53:18,689 --> 00:53:21,859 I've never seen my grandma before 783 00:53:22,276 --> 00:53:23,444 Would you like to meet her? 784 00:53:23,819 --> 00:53:24,653 Yes 785 00:53:26,071 --> 00:53:28,073 You'll meet her tomorrow 786 00:53:28,282 --> 00:53:29,366 Tomorrow? 787 00:53:29,700 --> 00:53:32,244 Because tomorrow is your birthday... 788 00:53:32,578 --> 00:53:35,330 and your grandma will come and bring you a nice present 789 00:53:35,497 --> 00:53:37,332 A new tank? 790 00:53:37,791 --> 00:53:40,002 No, a surprise 791 00:53:41,086 --> 00:53:42,671 Give the letter to your mom 792 00:53:43,797 --> 00:53:44,965 Bye, Joshua 793 00:53:45,257 --> 00:53:47,718 You forgot your change, Grandma 794 00:53:54,016 --> 00:53:55,267 Thank you 795 00:53:56,143 --> 00:53:58,187 - When are you coming? - In an hour or so 796 00:53:58,645 --> 00:54:01,190 I'm going to stop by my uncle's to see if he'll bring some leftovers 797 00:54:02,441 --> 00:54:05,110 - Then what did Grandma say? - She's coming tomorrow 798 00:54:08,072 --> 00:54:09,156 It's about time! 799 00:54:09,660 --> 00:54:14,206 JEWISH STORE 800 00:54:14,706 --> 00:54:17,251 - Go take a bath. - I took one on Friday! 801 00:54:17,459 --> 00:54:19,086 He's right 802 00:54:19,545 --> 00:54:21,046 You change your shirt 803 00:54:21,171 --> 00:54:23,924 - I changed it on Thursday! - Don't forget the flowers! 804 00:54:24,258 --> 00:54:26,093 They're outside, I already picked them 805 00:54:26,385 --> 00:54:30,055 - I'll come with you, Pop! - You have to take a bath, stubborn! 806 00:54:30,556 --> 00:54:31,890 I don't want to take one! 807 00:54:33,475 --> 00:54:35,227 Hurry up, I have to go pick Grandma up! 808 00:54:43,110 --> 00:54:45,946 - Where do you want the flowers? - Set them down, I'll be right there 809 00:54:55,998 --> 00:54:57,958 I took one on Friday! 810 00:55:03,714 --> 00:55:05,549 Do you know where Joshua is? 811 00:55:05,799 --> 00:55:07,634 He must be in there 812 00:55:07,885 --> 00:55:09,678 Could you put those things in order? 813 00:55:09,761 --> 00:55:12,055 Why don't you show me the flowers? They look so beautiful 814 00:55:12,264 --> 00:55:14,725 They are, I'll bring them right over. You want to see the flowers? 815 00:55:15,058 --> 00:55:18,729 I'll make them come right over 816 00:55:19,146 --> 00:55:20,814 Come, flowers! 817 00:55:20,981 --> 00:55:22,232 Come, stand! 818 00:55:22,399 --> 00:55:23,859 Schopenhauer, willpower. I want the stand to come here 819 00:55:24,610 --> 00:55:26,111 Stand, come 820 00:55:27,821 --> 00:55:29,865 Stop, stand! 821 00:55:30,365 --> 00:55:33,118 This stand seems very dirty to me 822 00:55:34,119 --> 00:55:36,246 Good morning, princess! 823 00:55:41,335 --> 00:55:43,337 He can already read and write? 824 00:55:43,504 --> 00:55:46,298 - For over a year now. - You did a good job 825 00:55:46,507 --> 00:55:48,175 We're here 826 00:55:48,467 --> 00:55:50,093 I'll help you get out 827 00:55:50,427 --> 00:55:52,137 No, I can do it myself 828 00:56:09,696 --> 00:56:11,532 Dora, what's wrong? 829 00:56:32,302 --> 00:56:33,929 Are we there? 830 00:56:34,638 --> 00:56:36,181 No, it's a crossing 831 00:56:36,515 --> 00:56:39,059 Will you tell me where we're going now? 832 00:56:39,643 --> 00:56:41,228 What do you mean, where? 833 00:56:41,979 --> 00:56:44,273 You asked me a thousand times! We're going... 834 00:56:45,065 --> 00:56:47,443 to the place... What's it called? 835 00:56:48,193 --> 00:56:49,153 We're going... 836 00:56:49,486 --> 00:56:50,320 Where are we going? 837 00:56:50,779 --> 00:56:54,616 What day is it today? Today is your birthday! 838 00:56:55,284 --> 00:56:58,537 You've always said you wanted to go on a trip! 839 00:56:58,745 --> 00:57:01,832 It took me months to plan this whole thing! 840 00:57:02,124 --> 00:57:04,793 You know where we're going? 841 00:57:05,919 --> 00:57:07,921 I can't tell you. I promised Mom I wouldn't tell 842 00:57:08,172 --> 00:57:09,965 You know how she is. She'll get mad 843 00:57:10,090 --> 00:57:12,050 It makes me laugh 844 00:57:12,134 --> 00:57:15,053 My pop planned something like this for me when I was little too 845 00:57:15,262 --> 00:57:18,515 It was so... Boy, was it funny! 846 00:57:21,310 --> 00:57:23,604 I'm not going to tell you 847 00:57:26,899 --> 00:57:28,942 I want you to see for yourself 848 00:57:29,234 --> 00:57:30,986 It's a surprise, you know, it really... 849 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:34,198 It really makes me laugh 850 00:57:34,490 --> 00:57:36,283 I'm tired 851 00:57:37,451 --> 00:57:40,704 Go to sleep 852 00:57:46,669 --> 00:57:48,671 Where are we going? Where are they taking us? 853 00:58:09,150 --> 00:58:12,570 What time is it? We're leaving right on time 854 00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:14,905 What organization! 855 00:58:15,072 --> 00:58:17,533 - You've never taken a train, huh? - No. Is it nice? 856 00:58:17,825 --> 00:58:18,826 It's really nice! 857 00:58:19,118 --> 00:58:22,204 It's all wooden inside, everybody stands up, there's not one seat 858 00:58:22,788 --> 00:58:25,875 - There aren't any seats? - What? Seats on a train? 859 00:58:26,167 --> 00:58:28,294 It's obvious you've never been on one! 860 00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:31,463 No, everybody stands real close together 861 00:58:32,173 --> 00:58:35,509 Do you see this line? I got the last tickets just in time! 862 00:58:36,385 --> 00:58:38,762 Hurry up, Uncle Eliseo, I don't want them to say, "Too late... 863 00:58:39,138 --> 00:58:41,182 it's full, go back home." 864 00:58:41,473 --> 00:58:44,018 Wait up, we've got a reservation! Leave some room for us! 865 00:58:44,727 --> 00:58:47,104 Look at the line! 866 00:58:48,355 --> 00:58:50,816 Here we are! We made a reservation! 867 00:58:53,777 --> 00:58:55,404 Thank you! 868 00:58:58,699 --> 00:59:00,117 May I help you? 869 00:59:01,076 --> 00:59:03,746 There's been a mistake 870 00:59:03,996 --> 00:59:05,831 What mistake? 871 00:59:06,290 --> 00:59:08,334 My husband and son are on that train 872 00:59:10,127 --> 00:59:12,129 What's your husband's name? 873 00:59:12,463 --> 00:59:14,131 Guido Orefice 874 00:59:20,387 --> 00:59:22,223 Joshua Orefice... 875 00:59:22,306 --> 00:59:24,308 and Eliseo Orefice... 876 00:59:24,475 --> 00:59:25,726 are on the train too 877 00:59:26,602 --> 00:59:28,354 There's no mistake 878 00:59:30,147 --> 00:59:32,024 I want to get on that train too 879 00:59:34,151 --> 00:59:36,111 We're all ready 880 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:37,863 Send them off then 881 00:59:38,113 --> 00:59:39,281 Go! Leave! 882 00:59:41,992 --> 00:59:43,994 Go back home, ma'am 883 00:59:45,204 --> 00:59:46,789 I want to get on that train 884 00:59:55,714 --> 00:59:58,008 Let me get on that train! 885 01:00:29,248 --> 01:00:30,082 Mom's here! 886 01:00:33,460 --> 01:00:35,504 They stopped the train to let Mom get on 887 01:02:40,087 --> 01:02:41,505 Uncle Eliseo 888 01:03:21,295 --> 01:03:24,548 Are you happy? Did you see this place? Are you tired? 889 01:03:25,466 --> 01:03:28,636 - I didn't like the train - Me neither 890 01:03:29,094 --> 01:03:30,804 We'll take the bus back 891 01:03:30,971 --> 01:03:34,391 We're taking the bus back! The one with the seats in it! 892 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:36,435 - I told them - That's better 893 01:03:36,602 --> 01:03:39,146 You see? It's all organized! 894 01:03:39,605 --> 01:03:43,025 Did you see that line! People are lined up to get inside! 895 01:03:43,484 --> 01:03:46,737 Everybody wants to get in! 896 01:03:47,154 --> 01:03:49,198 What game is this? 897 01:03:49,740 --> 01:03:50,574 That's it! 898 01:03:51,116 --> 01:03:52,576 It's that game where... 899 01:03:53,118 --> 01:03:55,246 It's the game... 900 01:03:55,630 --> 01:03:59,842 We're all players 901 01:04:01,469 --> 01:04:04,013 It's all organized. The game is: 902 01:04:04,263 --> 01:04:07,099 The men are over here, the women are over there 903 01:04:07,266 --> 01:04:10,061 Then there's the soldiers, they give us our schedule 904 01:04:10,394 --> 01:04:12,438 It's hard. You know, it's not easy 905 01:04:13,189 --> 01:04:16,692 If somebody makes a mistake, they get sent right home 906 01:04:17,026 --> 01:04:18,736 That means you have to be careful 907 01:04:19,195 --> 01:04:22,615 But if you win, you get first prize! 908 01:04:22,740 --> 01:04:24,951 What's the prize? 909 01:04:24,951 --> 01:04:26,869 First prize! 910 01:04:28,663 --> 01:04:31,332 - It's a tank - I already have one 911 01:04:31,582 --> 01:04:34,043 This one's a real tank! 912 01:04:34,210 --> 01:04:35,378 Brand new! 913 01:04:35,544 --> 01:04:37,338 Real? 914 01:04:37,838 --> 01:04:40,383 Yes! I didn't want to tell you 915 01:04:47,890 --> 01:04:49,642 Where's Uncle Eliseo going? 916 01:04:50,017 --> 01:04:52,561 He's on another team. It's all organized 917 01:04:52,812 --> 01:04:54,730 Bye, Uncle Eliseo! 918 01:04:57,525 --> 01:04:59,652 A real tank 919 01:05:14,125 --> 01:05:16,002 What did I tell you? 920 01:05:17,044 --> 01:05:18,296 Fabulous! 921 01:05:18,754 --> 01:05:19,839 What a place! 922 01:05:20,131 --> 01:05:23,301 Hurry up or they'll steal our places. We've got a reservation 923 01:05:23,759 --> 01:05:24,844 Two singles! 924 01:05:25,469 --> 01:05:27,930 Coming through! 925 01:05:28,389 --> 01:05:30,224 There's our place! 926 01:05:35,646 --> 01:05:37,607 This is our bed. We'll sleep real close 927 01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:43,654 It's ugly here, it smells. I want to be with Mommy 928 01:05:44,322 --> 01:05:45,823 We will be! 929 01:05:45,948 --> 01:05:46,866 I'm hungry! 930 01:05:47,116 --> 01:05:48,200 We'll eat! 931 01:05:48,826 --> 01:05:51,495 Plus they're really mean here. They yell! 932 01:05:52,038 --> 01:05:56,083 They yell because everybody wants first prize. They have to be tough 933 01:05:56,667 --> 01:05:58,961 Can I see Mommy? 934 01:05:59,545 --> 01:06:01,005 When the game's over 935 01:06:01,213 --> 01:06:02,465 When's it over? 936 01:06:04,467 --> 01:06:07,219 You have to get 1000 points 937 01:06:08,387 --> 01:06:10,681 Whoever gets 1000 points wins a tank 938 01:06:11,015 --> 01:06:13,768 I don't believe you. Are we getting a snack? 939 01:06:14,060 --> 01:06:15,937 A snack? 940 01:06:16,979 --> 01:06:19,023 Just ask. We're all friends here 941 01:06:19,231 --> 01:06:21,984 - Look who's here! What's his name... - Bartolomeo 942 01:06:22,485 --> 01:06:24,195 Let me ask you something 943 01:06:24,445 --> 01:06:28,032 Did the guy who hands out the bread and jam already come by? 944 01:06:29,158 --> 01:06:32,245 Darn it all! We missed him by a second! 945 01:06:32,828 --> 01:06:35,915 He'll come back again though, won't he? 946 01:06:36,457 --> 01:06:37,917 He's coming back 947 01:06:45,341 --> 01:06:46,425 What did he say? 948 01:06:46,509 --> 01:06:48,427 He asked if anyone speaks German 949 01:06:48,636 --> 01:06:50,680 He's going to explain the camp's rules 950 01:06:54,180 --> 01:06:56,224 - Do you speak German? - No 951 01:07:06,067 --> 01:07:09,321 The game starts now. Whoever's here is here, whoever's not is not 952 01:07:12,949 --> 01:07:16,536 The first one to get a thousand points wins. The prize is a tank! 953 01:07:17,996 --> 01:07:19,247 Lucky him! 954 01:07:27,714 --> 01:07:30,800 Every day we'll announce who's in the lead from that loudspeaker 955 01:07:31,176 --> 01:07:33,887 The one with the least points has to wear a sign saying "jackass"... 956 01:07:34,220 --> 01:07:35,972 right here on his back 957 01:07:43,104 --> 01:07:46,066 We play the part of the real mean guys who yell 958 01:07:46,274 --> 01:07:48,568 Whoever's scared loses points 959 01:08:02,916 --> 01:08:05,585 In three cases you'll lose all your points 960 01:08:05,669 --> 01:08:09,005 If you start crying 961 01:08:09,381 --> 01:08:12,050 If you want to see your mommy 962 01:08:12,217 --> 01:08:15,553 If you're hungry and you want a snack 963 01:08:15,929 --> 01:08:17,347 Forget about it! 964 01:08:26,272 --> 01:08:28,650 It's easy to lose points for being hungry 965 01:08:28,942 --> 01:08:30,902 Just yesterday I lost 40 points... 966 01:08:31,027 --> 01:08:33,321 because I absolutely had to have a jam sandwich 967 01:08:35,448 --> 01:08:36,533 Apricot jam! 968 01:08:38,285 --> 01:08:39,953 He wanted strawberry 969 01:08:46,459 --> 01:08:49,296 Don't ask for any lollipops. You won't get any 970 01:08:49,462 --> 01:08:51,089 We eat them all! 971 01:08:53,008 --> 01:08:54,843 I ate twenty of them yesterday! 972 01:08:56,011 --> 01:08:57,804 What a stomach ache! 973 01:08:58,305 --> 01:08:59,556 But they sure were good 974 01:09:00,515 --> 01:09:01,683 You bet! 975 01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:12,861 Sorry if I'm going so fast, but I'm playing hide-and-seek 976 01:09:13,194 --> 01:09:15,113 I have to go now, or they'll find me 977 01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:28,793 Don't ask me anything Ask Bartolomeo, he knows everything 978 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:31,254 Don't forget to tell me what he said too 979 01:09:31,838 --> 01:09:33,798 A thousand points? 980 01:09:33,965 --> 01:09:36,009 I told you we're going to have fun! 981 01:09:36,676 --> 01:09:38,470 These guys are crazy! 982 01:09:38,637 --> 01:09:42,223 This has to weigh a hundred kilos! It's got to be 3,000 degrees in here! 983 01:09:42,474 --> 01:09:44,851 Vittorino, I can't cope anymore! 984 01:09:45,185 --> 01:09:47,479 - After only the first one? - Why, are there more to move? 985 01:09:48,229 --> 01:09:49,731 We're here until tonight! 986 01:09:49,731 --> 01:09:53,860 Bartolomeo, what happened? Where are they taking you? 987 01:09:53,985 --> 01:09:56,029 To the hospital. I hurt my arm 988 01:09:58,031 --> 01:09:59,866 We're going to die here! 989 01:10:00,325 --> 01:10:03,995 I can't take it anymore! I'm putting this down 990 01:10:04,204 --> 01:10:08,041 I'll tell them I can't do it. What can they do to me? 991 01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:09,376 They'll kill you! 992 01:10:10,293 --> 01:10:13,797 - Where does this thing go? - Down there 993 01:10:14,130 --> 01:10:16,800 Good Lord, I'll never make it! 994 01:10:23,348 --> 01:10:28,061 It's got to be 10,000 degrees in here 995 01:10:57,632 --> 01:10:59,050 Pop! 996 01:11:14,607 --> 01:11:17,610 Look here! See? It's nice, huh? 997 01:11:20,113 --> 01:11:21,781 We're signed up 998 01:11:22,616 --> 01:11:24,993 When I got there to sign up... 999 01:11:25,285 --> 01:11:27,495 the referee was there and he said: 1000 01:11:27,912 --> 01:11:29,706 "No, you and your son aren't on the list... 1001 01:11:29,998 --> 01:11:33,335 you didn't pay your dues." 1002 01:11:33,793 --> 01:11:35,712 I almost fell over 1003 01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:39,341 He said, "You can go home." I said, "No, you go home! 1004 01:11:39,841 --> 01:11:41,968 Joshua and I signed up 1005 01:11:42,552 --> 01:11:47,265 Give me my number!" In fact, they gave me one. Look! 1006 01:11:47,432 --> 01:11:50,685 I had them put it here too, just in case 1007 01:11:51,269 --> 01:11:53,480 See what a nice place... 1008 01:11:53,605 --> 01:11:56,399 your pop takes you to? 1009 01:11:58,318 --> 01:12:00,862 Did you play with the other kids? 1010 01:12:01,112 --> 01:12:03,949 Yes, but they don't know the rules 1011 01:12:04,115 --> 01:12:07,369 They said it isn't true that first prize is a tank 1012 01:12:07,661 --> 01:12:09,621 They don't know anything about the points 1013 01:12:10,330 --> 01:12:13,416 Did you fall for that? They're as sly as foxes 1014 01:12:13,583 --> 01:12:15,794 They want to beat you! Are you joking? 1015 01:12:15,961 --> 01:12:19,005 There's no tank? Don't you believe them! 1016 01:12:19,506 --> 01:12:21,800 How many points did we get today? 1017 01:12:24,427 --> 01:12:27,305 48, they took two points away from me because... 1018 01:12:27,681 --> 01:12:29,391 I tripped while I was... 1019 01:12:29,849 --> 01:12:31,017 playing hopscotch 1020 01:12:33,103 --> 01:12:37,148 We laughed like crazy today! I died laughing! 1021 01:12:37,273 --> 01:12:39,651 Boy, did I have fun! 1022 01:12:40,235 --> 01:12:42,779 I can't wait to start all over again tomorrow! 1023 01:12:43,405 --> 01:12:45,615 Hopscotch, tug of war... 1024 01:12:45,699 --> 01:12:47,158 and ring-around-the-rosy 1025 01:12:47,575 --> 01:12:50,662 Every game. I don't even remember all of them 1026 01:12:50,745 --> 01:12:53,206 "You guys are obsessed. Stop, I'm tired!" I said 1027 01:12:53,957 --> 01:12:56,668 Listen, did you eat something? 1028 01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:59,127 Yes, but I didn't ask for a snack 1029 01:12:59,711 --> 01:13:03,048 Good boy! That means you got 12 points too! 1030 01:13:03,382 --> 01:13:06,635 48 for me, 12 for you. 60 points! 1031 01:13:06,968 --> 01:13:10,055 This is what you get when you get up to 60 1032 01:13:10,222 --> 01:13:13,725 A plain piece of bread, no jam 1033 01:13:13,892 --> 01:13:15,394 Here, eat this 1034 01:13:18,730 --> 01:13:21,733 - Is 60 points a lot? - Are you kidding? 1035 01:13:22,067 --> 01:13:23,735 It sure is! 1036 01:13:27,489 --> 01:13:30,033 Look who's here! Bartolomeo! 1037 01:13:30,409 --> 01:13:32,285 How'd it go? 1038 01:13:32,536 --> 01:13:34,579 Any worse than this... I got 20 of them 1039 01:13:39,209 --> 01:13:41,962 We got more than him 1040 01:13:41,962 --> 01:13:45,132 Don't tell him that. We're in the lead! 1041 01:13:54,015 --> 01:13:56,685 I already told you, no children or old ladies! 1042 01:13:56,977 --> 01:13:59,104 Back inside! You don't work! 1043 01:13:59,312 --> 01:14:01,356 The rest, downstairs! 1044 01:14:02,941 --> 01:14:05,694 Let's go, girls, quickly. Come on. This way! 1045 01:14:07,070 --> 01:14:09,531 That one's new, she learned right away 1046 01:14:09,906 --> 01:14:13,160 The lady at the door, she seemed nice when she first came 1047 01:14:13,452 --> 01:14:15,078 She's the worst of all! 1048 01:14:15,287 --> 01:14:17,497 At least she didn't send the old ladies and children to work 1049 01:14:18,290 --> 01:14:21,543 They don't send old people and kids to work because they kill them! 1050 01:14:21,835 --> 01:14:24,546 One of these days they'll call them to take a shower 1051 01:14:24,796 --> 01:14:26,465 "Children, shower time!" 1052 01:14:26,673 --> 01:14:29,843 The truth is, they make them shower there, in the gas chamber 1053 01:14:37,142 --> 01:14:38,393 Downstairs! 1054 01:14:43,273 --> 01:14:45,150 How can I do this? 1055 01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:47,152 Vittorino! 1056 01:14:48,445 --> 01:14:51,531 Where'd they find all these anvils? 1057 01:14:51,698 --> 01:14:52,949 Pop! 1058 01:14:55,410 --> 01:14:57,704 Why are you here? You're not supposed to be here! 1059 01:14:58,330 --> 01:14:59,498 Go away! 1060 01:14:59,831 --> 01:15:01,416 Why aren't you with the other kids? 1061 01:15:02,209 --> 01:15:03,210 They said... 1062 01:15:03,377 --> 01:15:07,422 all us kids have to take a shower today and I don't want to 1063 01:15:08,256 --> 01:15:09,800 Go take a shower! 1064 01:15:10,008 --> 01:15:10,842 No! 1065 01:15:12,010 --> 01:15:13,553 I'm not going to 1066 01:15:13,970 --> 01:15:15,222 Go take a shower! 1067 01:15:16,473 --> 01:15:18,308 What are you doing here? 1068 01:15:20,060 --> 01:15:21,937 We're making... 1069 01:15:22,479 --> 01:15:24,689 the tank 1070 01:15:25,190 --> 01:15:28,235 We're building the tank. We're still working on the tracks 1071 01:15:28,318 --> 01:15:30,362 We're running slow 1072 01:15:32,155 --> 01:15:34,825 You can't stay here. Go take your shower! 1073 01:15:35,325 --> 01:15:37,619 I don't want to! 1074 01:15:38,453 --> 01:15:41,873 You stubborn thing! I'll tell Mom! Ten points off for you! 1075 01:15:42,332 --> 01:15:45,419 Hide behind there. We'll go back together when I'm done 1076 01:15:45,836 --> 01:15:47,421 Don't let anyone see you! 1077 01:15:47,796 --> 01:15:49,297 This sure is fun! 1078 01:16:03,562 --> 01:16:04,396 Everything! 1079 01:16:04,688 --> 01:16:06,815 Take everything off! Hang it up there! 1080 01:16:07,774 --> 01:16:09,818 You'll get it back after the shower 1081 01:16:10,902 --> 01:16:12,070 Forward! 1082 01:16:14,197 --> 01:16:17,284 Remember your number to get your clothes back! 1083 01:16:20,370 --> 01:16:22,581 Women and children will shower together 1084 01:16:23,081 --> 01:16:24,583 Are you hurt? 1085 01:16:36,219 --> 01:16:37,387 Thanks, Bartolomeo 1086 01:16:37,512 --> 01:16:41,183 From now on, you have to hide here the whole day 1087 01:16:41,349 --> 01:16:43,560 If they see us now, it's over, we're disqualified! 1088 01:16:44,352 --> 01:16:45,312 What do I have to do? 1089 01:16:45,854 --> 01:16:47,898 You have to stay. Vittorino, help me out 1090 01:16:48,231 --> 01:16:50,358 You have to hide here all day 1091 01:16:50,567 --> 01:16:53,487 Don't let anyone see you, especially those mean guys who yell 1092 01:16:54,780 --> 01:16:56,031 Remember... 1093 01:16:56,114 --> 01:16:58,033 stay hidden! 1094 01:16:58,325 --> 01:17:00,452 This is the hardest part 1095 01:17:01,161 --> 01:17:05,207 If we get this right, the tank is ours, it's worth 120 points a day 1096 01:17:05,874 --> 01:17:08,543 I'll take you with me, I'll hide you. You're gone! 1097 01:17:09,002 --> 01:17:11,546 Who's ever seen you before? Who are you? Where is he? 1098 01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:12,964 Got it? 1099 01:17:18,553 --> 01:17:19,721 Gotcha! 1100 01:17:21,681 --> 01:17:22,182 Good boy! 1101 01:18:39,634 --> 01:18:42,012 Anybody here? Am I disturbing? 1102 01:18:50,395 --> 01:18:52,439 Come here! 1103 01:18:52,898 --> 01:18:54,566 Quick as lightning! 1104 01:19:00,906 --> 01:19:02,157 Good morning, princess! 1105 01:19:02,949 --> 01:19:04,117 Last night... 1106 01:19:04,242 --> 01:19:06,703 I dreamt about you all night! 1107 01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:10,707 We were going to the movies, you were wearing that pink suit... 1108 01:19:10,957 --> 01:19:12,209 that I really like 1109 01:19:12,793 --> 01:19:14,836 You're all I think about, princess 1110 01:19:15,253 --> 01:19:17,798 I always think about you. And now... 1111 01:19:18,180 --> 01:19:19,181 Mommy! 1112 01:19:19,556 --> 01:19:23,560 Pop wheels me in the wheelbarrow but he doesn't know how to drive! 1113 01:19:23,768 --> 01:19:25,979 He kills me laughing! 1114 01:19:26,146 --> 01:19:28,815 We're in the lead! How many points do we have today? 1115 01:19:29,316 --> 01:19:32,194 Run! The mean guys who yell are behind us! 1116 01:19:32,402 --> 01:19:35,489 - Where? - Over here. Over here! 1117 01:19:49,336 --> 01:19:50,921 Are they dry? 1118 01:19:51,838 --> 01:19:54,132 They're dry 1119 01:19:54,382 --> 01:19:55,258 Catch 1120 01:19:56,343 --> 01:19:57,511 Get dressed 1121 01:20:12,025 --> 01:20:15,195 What happened to Vittorino, Alfonso and the others? 1122 01:20:15,695 --> 01:20:17,322 They didn't make it 1123 01:21:10,375 --> 01:21:12,419 "If you say my name, I'm not there anymore." 1124 01:21:14,045 --> 01:21:14,963 "Silence." 1125 01:21:49,206 --> 01:21:51,166 Thank goodness, I was getting scared What happened to you? 1126 01:21:51,541 --> 01:21:53,919 They're half-crazy! 1127 01:21:55,712 --> 01:21:58,465 The man who does the check-ups, the captain... 1128 01:21:58,590 --> 01:22:00,967 he's a friend of mine. I met him when I was a waiter 1129 01:22:01,134 --> 01:22:05,138 He said they're having a dinner with all the officials and their wives 1130 01:22:05,388 --> 01:22:08,308 He asked me if I wanted to wait tables at the dinner 1131 01:22:09,351 --> 01:22:12,354 Maybe he wants to help me. He might get us out of here 1132 01:22:19,194 --> 01:22:21,238 Have you seen Joshua? 1133 01:22:21,655 --> 01:22:22,906 What do you mean, "no"? 1134 01:22:30,664 --> 01:22:32,791 What are you doing? Come here! 1135 01:22:33,041 --> 01:22:34,042 No 1136 01:22:34,709 --> 01:22:36,670 I told you to come 1137 01:22:37,379 --> 01:22:38,964 No? Come on out! 1138 01:22:40,090 --> 01:22:42,968 Come out! Look here, you're all dirty 1139 01:22:43,593 --> 01:22:44,845 Where have you been? 1140 01:22:46,221 --> 01:22:49,099 I had to finish playing rummy 1141 01:22:49,724 --> 01:22:52,185 They make buttons and soap out of us 1142 01:22:55,147 --> 01:22:56,398 What are you saying? 1143 01:22:56,523 --> 01:22:58,525 They burn us all in the oven 1144 01:22:59,693 --> 01:23:00,443 Who told you that? 1145 01:23:01,820 --> 01:23:03,947 A man was crying. 1146 01:23:04,447 --> 01:23:07,117 He said they make buttons and soap out of us 1147 01:23:09,202 --> 01:23:11,413 You fell for that? 1148 01:23:11,788 --> 01:23:13,039 Again? 1149 01:23:14,207 --> 01:23:17,169 I thought you were a sharp boy, cunning, intelligent 1150 01:23:17,502 --> 01:23:20,755 Buttons and soap out of people? That'll be the day! 1151 01:23:21,715 --> 01:23:23,383 You believed that? 1152 01:23:24,134 --> 01:23:28,930 Just imagine, tomorrow morning I'll wash my hands with Bartolomeo 1153 01:23:29,181 --> 01:23:30,557 A good scrub... 1154 01:23:30,807 --> 01:23:32,309 then I'll button up with Francesco 1155 01:23:32,684 --> 01:23:34,102 Darn it all! 1156 01:23:34,895 --> 01:23:36,771 Look! I just lost Giorgio! 1157 01:23:37,189 --> 01:23:38,607 Does this look like a person? 1158 01:23:39,608 --> 01:23:42,777 Come on! They were teasing you! And you fell for it! 1159 01:23:43,111 --> 01:23:45,238 What else did they tell you? 1160 01:23:45,530 --> 01:23:47,282 That we get cooked in the oven 1161 01:23:51,411 --> 01:23:53,246 They burn us up in the oven 1162 01:23:54,664 --> 01:24:00,253 You fell for that too! You just eat everything up! 1163 01:24:00,337 --> 01:24:02,464 I've heard of a wood oven... 1164 01:24:02,672 --> 01:24:05,133 but I've never seen a man oven before 1165 01:24:05,592 --> 01:24:08,678 I'm out of wood! Take this lawyer! 1166 01:24:08,929 --> 01:24:11,890 This lawyer doesn't burn, he's not dry enough! 1167 01:24:12,098 --> 01:24:13,809 Look at that smoke! 1168 01:24:15,519 --> 01:24:17,813 Buttons, soap, we get burned in the oven... 1169 01:24:18,210 --> 01:24:20,212 Let's be serious now 1170 01:24:20,462 --> 01:24:23,257 I have a bag race with the bad guys tomorrow... 1171 01:24:23,674 --> 01:24:26,051 That's enough. I want to go home 1172 01:24:28,596 --> 01:24:29,763 Now? 1173 01:24:30,014 --> 01:24:30,848 Right now 1174 01:24:31,515 --> 01:24:34,685 It's raining now. You'll come down with a terrible fever! 1175 01:24:34,935 --> 01:24:36,770 I don't care. Let's go 1176 01:24:37,813 --> 01:24:39,857 All right, if you want to go... 1177 01:24:40,232 --> 01:24:43,986 I'll get our stuff and we'll leave 1178 01:24:44,778 --> 01:24:45,946 We can leave? 1179 01:24:46,238 --> 01:24:49,575 Naturally! What do you think they do, force people to stay here? 1180 01:24:50,117 --> 01:24:51,744 That'll be the day! 1181 01:24:51,994 --> 01:24:54,538 Wouldn't that be great! Let's go, we'll pack our bags... 1182 01:24:54,955 --> 01:24:56,540 and get out of here 1183 01:24:56,832 --> 01:25:00,169 What a shame, we were in the lead. We're quitting, off the list we go 1184 01:25:00,711 --> 01:25:04,924 Some other kid will win that real tank 1185 01:25:05,174 --> 01:25:07,301 There aren't any other kids, I'm the only one left 1186 01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:11,096 There aren't any more kids? It's full of them here! 1187 01:25:11,263 --> 01:25:12,681 Where are they then? 1188 01:25:13,140 --> 01:25:15,809 They're all hiding. Nobody's supposed to see them 1189 01:25:16,143 --> 01:25:19,563 - This is a serious game! - I just don't get it 1190 01:25:19,772 --> 01:25:21,607 How many points do we have? 1191 01:25:21,732 --> 01:25:23,943 Almost 687... 1192 01:25:24,193 --> 01:25:26,237 I told you a thousand times 1193 01:25:26,946 --> 01:25:28,280 Let's go, though 1194 01:25:28,489 --> 01:25:31,158 - We're winning. But if you want... - We're winning? 1195 01:25:31,492 --> 01:25:33,619 We're in first. I told you 1196 01:25:34,119 --> 01:25:36,247 But we'll quit if you want 1197 01:25:36,664 --> 01:25:39,333 I saw the chart yesterday. We'll go anyway, though 1198 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:41,919 Bye, Bartolomeo. Joshua and I are leaving 1199 01:25:42,169 --> 01:25:43,754 We're fed up here 1200 01:25:43,837 --> 01:25:47,675 The tank is done, it's ready 1201 01:25:48,133 --> 01:25:51,095 Clean the spark plugs off before you start it 1202 01:25:51,345 --> 01:25:53,889 Open the throttle 1203 01:25:54,223 --> 01:25:57,643 Otherwise the cannon will get stuck with the tracks 1204 01:25:57,893 --> 01:26:00,104 And the gun, did you see how nice it is? It came out beautiful! 1205 01:26:00,354 --> 01:26:02,898 Lift the emergency brake off before you move! 1206 01:26:03,399 --> 01:26:06,151 Me and him are going 1207 01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:07,945 Joshua wants to quit 1208 01:26:08,070 --> 01:26:10,865 We could have gone back with a tank soon, but we'll take the bus today 1209 01:26:11,031 --> 01:26:13,784 Me and Joshua are leaving. So long, everybody! 1210 01:26:13,993 --> 01:26:15,744 We're tired of this place 1211 01:26:16,328 --> 01:26:18,998 Let's go or we'll miss the bus 1212 01:26:24,003 --> 01:26:25,254 Let's go, Joshua 1213 01:26:29,049 --> 01:26:31,844 It's raining, I'll come down with a terrible fever! 1214 01:27:41,247 --> 01:27:45,167 It's me, Pop! 1215 01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:48,712 I have to tell you something important Come here! 1216 01:27:48,921 --> 01:27:51,382 That little rascal's been running away from me all morning 1217 01:27:51,507 --> 01:27:54,176 - Is there really a kid? - There must be 2000! 1218 01:27:54,468 --> 01:27:56,428 They're like mice, they hide all over the place! 1219 01:27:56,679 --> 01:27:58,889 Those creeps want our tank! Stop! 1220 01:27:59,682 --> 01:28:00,766 Wait 1221 01:28:02,852 --> 01:28:04,395 I might have spotted him 1222 01:28:04,645 --> 01:28:06,564 I think he's nearby 1223 01:28:06,814 --> 01:28:11,277 Look. Go see if he's hiding in there. I'll wait here 1224 01:28:11,527 --> 01:28:13,153 I'll keep a watch out 1225 01:28:20,119 --> 01:28:21,203 He's there, Pop! 1226 01:28:21,453 --> 01:28:23,289 What'd he look like? Brown hair? 1227 01:28:24,248 --> 01:28:26,458 That's him, then. His name is Schwanz 1228 01:28:26,750 --> 01:28:28,711 He's been in there for three weeks 1229 01:28:29,169 --> 01:28:31,213 He was the runner-up, we beat him though! 1230 01:28:31,797 --> 01:28:34,717 Sooner or later I'll find the others too 1231 01:28:34,717 --> 01:28:37,094 How many are there? It's swarming, I told you 1232 01:28:37,428 --> 01:28:39,054 They're all hiding 1233 01:28:48,606 --> 01:28:50,107 Look, Pop! 1234 01:28:50,274 --> 01:28:51,734 There's a hideout! 1235 01:28:53,110 --> 01:28:55,779 Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! You're out! Let's go 1236 01:29:02,953 --> 01:29:04,705 Holy smokes, she saw us! 1237 01:29:04,872 --> 01:29:06,332 Are we out? 1238 01:29:06,916 --> 01:29:08,876 She's coming over for you 1239 01:29:09,001 --> 01:29:11,128 Now it's time for the be quiet game 1240 01:29:11,503 --> 01:29:13,380 You're never to speak 1241 01:29:13,964 --> 01:29:15,049 Swear it! 1242 01:29:16,759 --> 01:29:18,469 - Swear it! - I swear 1243 01:29:21,847 --> 01:29:24,308 They all talk strange, you can't understand a word 1244 01:29:24,642 --> 01:29:27,019 If we get through this, first prize is ours 1245 01:29:27,478 --> 01:29:30,231 They're rounding up everyone in first place. It's the silence game 1246 01:29:30,606 --> 01:29:32,525 Not a word, got it? 1247 01:29:39,490 --> 01:29:41,158 Why are you here with the children? 1248 01:29:41,283 --> 01:29:43,744 Quiet! You're never to speak 1249 01:29:45,079 --> 01:29:46,247 I swear 1250 01:30:42,219 --> 01:30:45,055 I have to talk to you. Very important 1251 01:30:45,180 --> 01:30:48,017 - Where? When? - I'll signal you. Later 1252 01:31:01,614 --> 01:31:02,615 Thank you 1253 01:31:48,911 --> 01:31:51,789 I told you not to talk to the children 1254 01:32:19,733 --> 01:32:22,820 Doctor, my wife is here too 1255 01:32:45,009 --> 01:32:46,760 Slowly 1256 01:32:47,052 --> 01:32:48,804 Eat slowly, it's bad for you 1257 01:32:49,013 --> 01:32:52,266 We're in the lead. We just might leave early 1258 01:32:52,433 --> 01:32:54,185 The game finishes early 1259 01:32:55,644 --> 01:32:58,397 Don't make a mistake now that we're in the lead 1260 01:32:58,860 --> 01:32:59,944 Slowly 1261 01:33:22,633 --> 01:33:24,469 Pay attention 1262 01:33:30,099 --> 01:33:32,810 Fat, fat, ugly, ugly... 1263 01:33:32,977 --> 01:33:34,062 all yellow in reality 1264 01:33:35,897 --> 01:33:38,024 If you ask me what I am... 1265 01:33:38,274 --> 01:33:40,318 I answer, "cheep, cheep, cheep" 1266 01:33:46,574 --> 01:33:49,327 Walking along, I go poo-poo 1267 01:33:49,952 --> 01:33:52,413 Who am I? Tell me true 1268 01:33:57,001 --> 01:33:59,045 A duckling, right? 1269 01:34:02,173 --> 01:34:04,050 Is it a duckling? 1270 01:34:05,468 --> 01:34:07,762 It's not! 1271 01:34:09,263 --> 01:34:11,808 A veterinarian friend of mine sent it to me from Vienna 1272 01:34:12,642 --> 01:34:14,686 I can't send him mine... 1273 01:34:15,103 --> 01:34:17,855 until I solve this one 1274 01:34:19,107 --> 01:34:20,441 I thought... 1275 01:34:20,858 --> 01:34:22,860 duck-billed platypus... 1276 01:34:23,277 --> 01:34:24,904 but it doesn't go "cheep, cheep, cheep" 1277 01:34:25,154 --> 01:34:27,198 A duck-billed platypus goes: 1278 01:34:33,538 --> 01:34:36,499 I translated it into Italian for you last night 1279 01:34:39,043 --> 01:34:41,421 Well, what do you say? 1280 01:34:43,214 --> 01:34:45,174 Everything points to a duckling 1281 01:34:47,950 --> 01:34:49,368 Help me 1282 01:34:53,414 --> 01:34:55,374 For heaven's sake... 1283 01:34:55,750 --> 01:34:56,917 help me 1284 01:34:58,127 --> 01:35:00,421 I can't even sleep 1285 01:35:16,354 --> 01:35:18,647 It's the duckling! 1286 01:37:44,752 --> 01:37:47,922 Come here! 1287 01:37:48,964 --> 01:37:52,468 - I'm tired - Come here 1288 01:37:57,515 --> 01:37:59,058 Where are we here? 1289 01:37:59,684 --> 01:38:02,061 I might have taken the wrong way 1290 01:38:02,770 --> 01:38:05,147 Good boy, sleep. Dream sweet dreams 1291 01:38:06,065 --> 01:38:07,650 Maybe it is only a dream! 1292 01:38:08,359 --> 01:38:09,902 We're dreaming, Joshua 1293 01:38:10,486 --> 01:38:12,863 Tomorrow morning Mommy will come wake us up... 1294 01:38:13,447 --> 01:38:16,617 and bring us two nice cups of milk, and cookies 1295 01:38:17,743 --> 01:38:19,203 First we'll eat... 1296 01:38:19,704 --> 01:38:22,456 then I'll make love to her two or three times 1297 01:38:23,207 --> 01:38:25,334 If I can 1298 01:39:14,008 --> 01:39:15,885 Excuse me, Bartolomeo... 1299 01:39:16,844 --> 01:39:20,514 They've called those two officials 20 times. I bet they escaped 1300 01:39:20,890 --> 01:39:22,058 Did you understand anything else? 1301 01:39:22,350 --> 01:39:23,934 You don't need to speak German! 1302 01:39:24,435 --> 01:39:26,979 The war is over. They've running all over the place 1303 01:39:27,521 --> 01:39:29,273 Where are those trucks going? 1304 01:39:29,648 --> 01:39:32,109 The important thing is not to get on those trucks 1305 01:39:32,651 --> 01:39:34,195 They leave full and come back empty 1306 01:39:34,570 --> 01:39:35,988 You know where they're going? 1307 01:39:37,490 --> 01:39:40,326 What about the women? What's going on? 1308 01:39:40,659 --> 01:39:43,120 Let's get out of this dump and split up 1309 01:39:43,788 --> 01:39:45,164 We don't even have to pack our bags! 1310 01:39:45,706 --> 01:39:48,167 I've been hearing machine guns and dogs barking for hours 1311 01:39:48,584 --> 01:39:50,419 They want to get rid of everything 1312 01:39:50,670 --> 01:39:51,837 I'm leaving 1313 01:39:52,338 --> 01:39:54,632 I'll see you in Viareggio. We'll start an anvil factory! 1314 01:39:54,965 --> 01:39:56,592 So long, guys, I'm leaving 1315 01:40:14,026 --> 01:40:15,986 Come see 1316 01:40:16,487 --> 01:40:18,864 Look how mad they are! Furious! 1317 01:40:19,573 --> 01:40:22,410 You see? They're looking for you 1318 01:40:22,910 --> 01:40:24,912 Just for you. All this is for you! 1319 01:40:25,246 --> 01:40:27,373 You're the last one, the last one to find! 1320 01:40:27,790 --> 01:40:29,667 They're even looking under the rocks! 1321 01:40:29,875 --> 01:40:32,878 The game finishes tomorrow morning. They're handing out the award 1322 01:40:33,337 --> 01:40:36,507 If they don't find you tonight, it's worth 60 points! 1323 01:40:36,799 --> 01:40:38,217 How many points do we have? 1324 01:40:38,968 --> 01:40:41,637 We've got 940 points. Plus 60? 1325 01:40:41,887 --> 01:40:43,389 - A thousand! - First place! We win! 1326 01:40:43,764 --> 01:40:46,684 They're looking all over for you! Boy, are they mad! 1327 01:40:47,143 --> 01:40:49,687 No mistakes tonight. This is it! 1328 01:40:50,187 --> 01:40:52,398 - Go hide in that box, quick! - Schwanz is in there 1329 01:40:52,810 --> 01:40:53,977 Who? 1330 01:40:55,020 --> 01:40:57,689 The brown-haired boy 1331 01:40:58,398 --> 01:41:01,652 They got him yesterday. He was eliminated 1332 01:41:01,985 --> 01:41:04,655 It's the safest place to hide. Nobody will look there again 1333 01:41:04,863 --> 01:41:07,825 Let's go, quick as lightning. Come on! 1334 01:41:08,534 --> 01:41:10,119 Inside! 1335 01:41:11,703 --> 01:41:14,873 Take this blanket in case you get cold 1336 01:41:15,874 --> 01:41:18,335 I'll be back soon 1337 01:41:18,627 --> 01:41:22,047 I'll put them on the wrong track. I think I saw him over there! 1338 01:41:51,660 --> 01:41:53,537 Pop, you scared the death out of me! 1339 01:41:53,787 --> 01:41:56,665 Give me the blanket. Are you cold? 1340 01:41:57,416 --> 01:41:58,792 Give me your sweater then 1341 01:41:59,293 --> 01:42:01,837 I'll throw it on a tree and put them off track 1342 01:42:02,254 --> 01:42:03,589 They're looking all over for you! 1343 01:42:03,881 --> 01:42:07,801 Everybody's yelling, "Where's Joshua?" 1344 01:42:07,968 --> 01:42:10,512 They're even cursing. They're really, really mad! 1345 01:42:10,971 --> 01:42:14,808 No one will find you. Bye, now, I'll be back later 1346 01:42:16,435 --> 01:42:17,394 Listen... 1347 01:42:17,853 --> 01:42:20,397 if I'm really late coming back... 1348 01:42:20,731 --> 01:42:22,524 don't you move 1349 01:42:22,983 --> 01:42:25,527 Don't come out. You're not to come out... 1350 01:42:25,861 --> 01:42:27,196 until it's completely quiet... 1351 01:42:29,531 --> 01:42:32,326 and nobody is in sight, just to be safe 1352 01:42:32,576 --> 01:42:33,327 Say it! 1353 01:42:33,911 --> 01:42:36,872 I won't come out until nobody is around 1354 01:42:37,581 --> 01:42:39,124 Good boy, stubborn 1355 01:43:08,445 --> 01:43:09,279 Leave! 1356 01:43:10,155 --> 01:43:12,032 Go away, dog! 1357 01:43:12,741 --> 01:43:13,617 Go, dog! 1358 01:43:14,490 --> 01:43:21,998 Leave 1359 01:43:28,754 --> 01:43:29,839 Good job, Ferruccio 1360 01:43:30,756 --> 01:43:31,549 It works! 1361 01:43:55,948 --> 01:43:59,035 Is there anyone called Dora here? 1362 01:44:38,491 --> 01:44:41,369 Dora, are you here? It's Guido 1363 01:44:42,495 --> 01:44:45,206 I know someone is hiding here. Is there a Dora here? 1364 01:44:55,174 --> 01:44:58,219 Is there a Dora here? She's Italian. She's my wife 1365 01:44:59,220 --> 01:45:00,888 Yes, there's a Dora here 1366 01:45:01,931 --> 01:45:03,975 It's me, Dora! 1367 01:45:05,685 --> 01:45:07,895 It's not her! Is there another Dora? 1368 01:45:08,229 --> 01:45:10,273 As soon as you get out of here, jump out of the truck! 1369 01:45:10,648 --> 01:45:12,233 Get off, jump out! 1370 01:50:30,802 --> 01:50:32,929 It's true! 1371 01:50:42,897 --> 01:50:44,440 Hi, boy 1372 01:50:47,485 --> 01:50:50,321 You all alone? What's your name? 1373 01:50:52,615 --> 01:50:53,866 You don't understand what I'm saying, do you? 1374 01:50:55,076 --> 01:50:56,244 We'll give you a lift, come on 1375 01:50:57,078 --> 01:50:57,995 Come on, get up here 1376 01:51:04,335 --> 01:51:10,508 Come on. There you go. Ooop! 1377 01:51:53,009 --> 01:51:54,093 Mommy! 1378 01:52:05,771 --> 01:52:07,023 This is my story 1379 01:52:10,109 --> 01:52:12,236 This is the sacrifice my father made 1380 01:52:15,114 --> 01:52:17,241 This was his gift to me 1381 01:52:17,910 --> 01:52:19,329 We won! 1382 01:52:19,412 --> 01:52:20,496 Yes, we won! 1383 01:52:22,707 --> 01:52:26,294 A thousand points to laugh like crazy about! 1384 01:52:26,586 --> 01:52:29,756 We came in first! We're taking the tank home! 1385 01:52:29,964 --> 01:52:32,759 We won!