1 00:00:44,350 --> 00:00:49,550 The winner of a 30,000-dollar scholarship... 2 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:53,950 is Miss Louisiana, Erika Schwarz. 3 00:00:54,050 --> 00:00:57,650 And the new Miss America is Miss Kansas... 4 00:00:57,750 --> 00:01:00,650 Tara Dawn Holland! 5 00:01:12,150 --> 00:01:14,750 scholarship... 6 00:01:14,850 --> 00:01:17,750 is Miss Louisiana, Erika Schwarz. 7 00:01:19,850 --> 00:01:24,250 And the new Miss America is Miss Kansas, Tara Dawn Holland! 8 00:01:24,450 --> 00:01:28,150 There are two kinds of people in this world- 9 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:31,250 winners and losers. 10 00:01:31,350 --> 00:01:34,250 Inside each and every one of you... 11 00:01:34,250 --> 00:01:37,650 at the very core of your being... 12 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:41,750 is a winner waiting to be awakened... 13 00:01:41,850 --> 00:01:43,950 and unleashed upon the world. 14 00:01:44,050 --> 00:01:47,150 With my nine-step "Refuse to Lose" program... 15 00:01:47,250 --> 00:01:51,150 you now have the necessary tools and the insights... 16 00:01:51,150 --> 00:01:55,450 and the know-how to put your losing habits behind you... 17 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:59,850 and to go out and make your dreams come true. 18 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:03,950 No hesitating. 19 00:02:04,050 --> 00:02:06,750 No complaining. 20 00:02:06,950 --> 00:02:08,950 And no excuses. 21 00:02:09,050 --> 00:02:11,450 I want you to go out in the world... 22 00:02:11,550 --> 00:02:14,350 and I want you to be winners! 23 00:02:14,450 --> 00:02:16,350 Thank you. 24 00:02:19,550 --> 00:02:21,550 Thank you. 25 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:37,750 I'm on my way. 26 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:42,050 I don't know how long. I don't know! 27 00:03:42,150 --> 00:03:45,150 Richard, he has nowhere else to go. 28 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:51,550 I'm not smoking. I'm not! 29 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:55,450 Look, I'm at the hospital. Yeah, okay. Bye. 30 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:23,550 Miss Hoover? Your brother's fine. 31 00:04:23,650 --> 00:04:27,350 I need you to keep him away from sharp objects-knives, scissors. 32 00:04:27,450 --> 00:04:31,650 If you have medications, depressants in your house, keep them secure. 33 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:36,250 - I'd prefer to keep him, but- - I know. The insurance. 34 00:04:36,350 --> 00:04:38,350 You want to see him? 35 00:04:53,450 --> 00:04:55,350 Hey, Frank. 36 00:04:56,950 --> 00:04:58,850 Sheryl. 37 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:02,750 I'm so glad you're still here. 38 00:05:05,950 --> 00:05:08,850 Well, that makes one of us. 39 00:05:08,950 --> 00:05:12,050 A strong low pressure system passed across New Mexico... 40 00:05:12,150 --> 00:05:15,350 bringing with it a little moisture that will cool things off a bit. 41 00:05:15,450 --> 00:05:18,850 We may even see a five- to 10-degree drop in temperatures in Albuquerque. 42 00:05:18,950 --> 00:05:21,450 There will be no significant accumulations of rainfall- 43 00:05:21,550 --> 00:05:23,650 Do you want to talk or no? 44 00:05:23,850 --> 00:05:27,350 - Nearly nothing, but statewide 93%- - No. 45 00:05:39,350 --> 00:05:41,250 Hello? 46 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:43,250 Anyone? 47 00:05:45,550 --> 00:05:48,650 Down here. We have you with Dwayne. 48 00:05:53,450 --> 00:05:56,350 Dwayne, hi. Uncle Frank's here. 49 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:02,150 He doesn't mind, Frank. We talked. 50 00:06:04,350 --> 00:06:09,150 Wha- I know. I know. But we can't have you sleeping alone. The doctor said. 51 00:06:09,150 --> 00:06:12,350 I'm sorry. I have to insist. 52 00:06:15,950 --> 00:06:18,350 You'll get along fine. He's really quiet. 53 00:06:18,450 --> 00:06:21,050 And here's your cot. 54 00:06:24,950 --> 00:06:27,250 Please, Frank. 55 00:06:27,350 --> 00:06:29,650 Please. 56 00:06:33,550 --> 00:06:35,750 Thank you. 57 00:06:35,850 --> 00:06:37,750 I'm gonna start dinner. 58 00:06:37,850 --> 00:06:40,050 You can come out when you're settled. 59 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:44,350 And, uh, just leave the door open. That's important. 60 00:06:54,450 --> 00:06:57,250 Dwayne, honey, there's a bucket of chicken in the car. 61 00:06:57,450 --> 00:07:00,450 Can you get it? And, uh, I'll make a salad. 62 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:02,850 - Olive? - Yeah? 63 00:07:02,950 --> 00:07:04,850 - Is Grandpa with you? - Yeah. 64 00:07:04,950 --> 00:07:07,250 - What are you guys doing? - Rehearsing. 65 00:07:07,350 --> 00:07:09,950 - Okay, well, dinner in 10 minutes. - Okay. 66 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:14,350 - Hi. - Hi. Frank's here. 67 00:07:14,450 --> 00:07:17,550 Oh, God. Did, uh, Stan Grossman call? 68 00:07:17,650 --> 00:07:20,150 Well, check the machine. 69 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:23,650 - Dwayne, please, come on. The chicken. It's in the car. 70 00:07:23,650 --> 00:07:26,250 Will you set the table? We'll do paper plates tonight. 71 00:07:26,350 --> 00:07:29,250 Remember Olive was runner-up in the Little Miss Sunshine? 72 00:07:29,350 --> 00:07:33,650 - They just called right now- - Hey, it's your sister! 73 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:36,150 Fuck. 74 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:47,250 Hi. Richard Hoover for Stan Grossman, please. 75 00:07:47,350 --> 00:07:49,850 Any way to reach him or- 76 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:53,250 Well, I'm just wondering if this darn book deal is done or not. 77 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:56,350 If- 78 00:07:56,450 --> 00:07:58,850 Yes. 79 00:07:58,950 --> 00:08:02,050 Okay, could you please just have him call me anytime over the weekend? 80 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:05,250 He has my cell number. Just to let me know we're on. 81 00:08:05,350 --> 00:08:09,450 Okay? Thank you. Bye. 82 00:08:09,650 --> 00:08:12,150 - So what happened with Stan Grossman? - He's in Scottsdale. 83 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:14,450 Why didn't he call? 84 00:08:14,550 --> 00:08:17,350 Will you let me worry about this, please? 85 00:08:17,450 --> 00:08:20,650 Dwayne, can you check on Frank? Tell him it's dinnertime. 86 00:08:22,650 --> 00:08:25,250 Olive! Dinnertime! 87 00:08:25,350 --> 00:08:27,250 Coming! 88 00:08:30,650 --> 00:08:33,650 What? Dinner? 89 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,750 What, you don't talk anymore? 90 00:08:41,050 --> 00:08:43,050 Why not? 91 00:08:43,150 --> 00:08:47,250 You can talk. You just choose not to? 92 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:54,050 Is that Nietzsche? 93 00:08:56,050 --> 00:08:59,350 You don't speak because of Friedrich Nietzsche. 94 00:09:04,350 --> 00:09:06,750 Far out. 95 00:09:12,150 --> 00:09:16,650 Frank, you can sit here next to Dwayne. 96 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:21,050 Here's the salad, and I'm gonna run and get Sprite for everyone. 97 00:09:23,850 --> 00:09:26,050 Olive, come on! Dinnertime! 98 00:09:26,050 --> 00:09:28,050 Okay. 99 00:09:34,350 --> 00:09:36,550 So who do you hang out with? 100 00:09:42,450 --> 00:09:44,550 No one? 101 00:09:55,550 --> 00:09:57,850 What about your family? 102 00:10:03,050 --> 00:10:05,150 Frank! Hey! 103 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:09,350 - Richard. - Good to... see you. 104 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:22,350 Let me get Olive. 105 00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:25,750 - Olive? Dad? - You guys, go on and start. 106 00:10:25,950 --> 00:10:27,950 - Let's go! - We're coming. 107 00:10:28,150 --> 00:10:30,950 - Frank, some Sprite? - Yes. 108 00:10:31,150 --> 00:10:34,050 And I want everyone to have at least a little salad. 109 00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:36,350 Thanks, Sheryl. 110 00:10:36,450 --> 00:10:38,350 Honey. 111 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:46,650 So, Sheryl, I couldn't help noticing Dwayne has stopped speaking. 112 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:49,850 Oh, yeah, he's taken a vow of silence. 113 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,150 You've taken a vow of silence? 114 00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:55,050 Yeah. He's gonna join the Air Force Academy, become a test pilot... 115 00:10:55,150 --> 00:10:58,150 and he's taken a vow of silence until he reaches that goal. 116 00:10:58,250 --> 00:11:00,250 - You're kidding? - Hi, Uncle Frank. 117 00:11:00,350 --> 00:11:03,550 Oh, hey, Olive. Wow, you're gettin' big. 118 00:11:03,650 --> 00:11:06,350 Almost like a real person. 119 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:12,250 - What happened to your arms? - Olive. 120 00:11:12,350 --> 00:11:14,450 That's all right. I had a little accident. I'm okay. 121 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:16,850 - How's the, uh, routine coming, honey? - It's good. 122 00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:18,850 Yeah? When are you gonna show it to us? 123 00:11:19,050 --> 00:11:21,250 I don't know. It's up to Grandpa. 124 00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:23,850 A couple of days. It still needs work. 125 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:27,650 What's that? Chicken? Every night it's the fuckin' chicken! 126 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:31,650 - Holy God Almighty! It is possible just once- - Dad! 127 00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:34,850 we could get something to eat around here that's not the goddamn fucking chicken? 128 00:11:34,950 --> 00:11:37,650 - Hey, Dad! Dad! - I'm just sayin'- 129 00:11:37,650 --> 00:11:41,150 - Christ. - When you want to start cooking your own food, you're welcome. 130 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:45,450 - At Sunset Manor, you know- - If you like Sunset Manor, you shouldn't have got kicked out. 131 00:11:45,550 --> 00:11:47,950 For God's sakes. 132 00:11:50,850 --> 00:11:53,950 So when did you start with the vow? 133 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:58,350 Been nine months, Frank. He hasn't said a word. 134 00:11:58,450 --> 00:12:03,250 Not one. I think it shows tremendous discipline. 135 00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:04,550 - Richard. - I really do. 136 00:12:04,650 --> 00:12:07,550 Really. I think we could learn something from Dwayne. 137 00:12:07,550 --> 00:12:10,950 Dwayne has a goal. He has a dream. 138 00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:13,650 It may not be my dream, may not be yours... 139 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:17,050 but he's pursuing it with great conviction and focus. 140 00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:19,050 In fact, I was thinking about the nine steps- 141 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:21,050 Oh, for crying out loud! 142 00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:25,150 And how Dwayne's utilizing seven of them in his personal quest to self-fulfillment. 143 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:26,650 Richard, please. 144 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:28,650 Well, I'm just saying I've come around. 145 00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:30,850 I think he could use our support. 146 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:35,250 How did it happen? 147 00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:38,050 - How did what happen? - Your accident. 148 00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:40,050 Honey, here. 149 00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:43,250 Oh, no, it's okay. Unless you object. 150 00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:47,550 No, I'm pro-honesty here. I just think, you know, it's up to you. 151 00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:50,350 Be my guest. 152 00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:55,550 Olive, um, Uncle Frank didn't really have an accident. 153 00:12:55,650 --> 00:13:00,250 What happened was he... tried to kill himself. 154 00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:03,750 You did? Why? 155 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,850 I'm sorry. I don't think this is an appropriate conversation. 156 00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:10,050 Honey, let's let Uncle Frank finish his dinner, okay? Shh. 157 00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:13,050 Why did you want to kill yourself? 158 00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:15,650 No, don't answer the question, Frank. 159 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:18,150 - Richard! Richard! - He's not gonna answer the question. Frank. 160 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,750 - I wanted to kill myself- - Don't listen to him. 161 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,950 - I was very unhappy. - He's sick in his head. 162 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:25,450 - Richard! - I'm sorry! I don't think it's an appropriate conversation... 163 00:13:25,550 --> 00:13:27,750 - for a seven-year-old. - She's gonna find out anyway. 164 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:31,750 - Okay. - Go on, Frank. 165 00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:37,150 Why were you unhappy? 166 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,750 Um, well, there are a lot of reasons. 167 00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:45,750 Mainly, though, I fell in love with someone who didn't love me back. 168 00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:47,450 Who? 169 00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:50,750 One of my grad students. I was very much in love with him. 170 00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:53,250 Him? 171 00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:57,650 It was a boy? You fell in love with a boy? 172 00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:00,850 - Yes, I did. Very much so. - That's silly. 173 00:14:00,950 --> 00:14:03,650 You're right. It was silly. It was very, very silly. 174 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:06,850 - There's another word for it. - Dad. 175 00:14:06,950 --> 00:14:10,850 - So, that's when you tried to kill yourself? - Well, no. 176 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:14,550 The boy that I was in love with fell in love with another man- Larry Sugarman. 177 00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:16,850 - Who's Larry Sugarman? - Larry Sugarman is, perhaps... 178 00:14:17,050 --> 00:14:20,150 the second most highly regarded Proust scholar in the U.S. 179 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:23,850 - Who's number one? - That would be me, Rich. 180 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,350 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 181 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,550 So that's when. 182 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:31,050 No. What happened was I was a bit upset... 183 00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:33,450 so I said some things that I shouldn't have said... 184 00:14:33,550 --> 00:14:35,650 and I did some things that I shouldn't have done... 185 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,850 and subsequently I was fired from my job... 186 00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:41,150 and forced to move out of my apartment and move into a motel. 187 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:47,350 - And that's when you tried to- - Well, no. 188 00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:49,650 Actually, all of that was okay. 189 00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:54,350 What happened was two days ago the MacArthur Foundation, in its infinite wisdom... 190 00:14:54,550 --> 00:14:58,750 awarded a genius grant to Larry Sugarman. 191 00:14:58,850 --> 00:15:01,050 And that's when I- 192 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,750 Decided to check out early. 193 00:15:03,850 --> 00:15:07,450 Yes. Yes. And I failed at that as well. 194 00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:11,550 Olive, the important thing to understand here... 195 00:15:11,650 --> 00:15:13,950 is that Uncle Frank gave up on himself. 196 00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:17,950 He made a series of foolish choices- I'm sorry- and he gave up on himself... 197 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,550 which is something winners never do. 198 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:24,450 So that's the story, okay? Now, everyone, just let's move on and, uh- 199 00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:28,750 Is he always like this? How can you stand it? 200 00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:32,750 Olive, tell him about your routine while you're doing this. 201 00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:36,750 Okay. Little Miss Chili Pepper is a beauty contest for everyone in Albuquerque... 202 00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:39,950 but you have to be six or seven and you have to be a girl. 203 00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:42,250 This is our sister. 204 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:43,850 - Cindy. - Spring break. 205 00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:46,350 Dwayne went to see his dad in Florida for two weeks... 206 00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:48,850 and Olive went to Laguna to see her cousins. 207 00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:53,350 - She made it to the top of the regionals out there. - I was in second place. 208 00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:55,450 Well, what do you think your chances are? 209 00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:58,550 I think I can win, because some of the other girls... 210 00:15:58,650 --> 00:16:02,050 they've been doing it longer, but I practice every day. 211 00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:04,950 - Yeah. Good luck. - Not about luck, Frank. 212 00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:07,550 Luck is the name losers give to their own failings. 213 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:10,550 It's about wanting to win, willing yourself to win. 214 00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:13,350 - You've got to want it badder than anybody else. - I do. 215 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,850 - Then you're gonna be a winner. - Richard. 216 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:16,950 It's the truth. 217 00:16:16,950 --> 00:16:17,850 It's the truth. 218 00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:21,050 You know, actually, there is a message from Cindy on the machine. 219 00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:23,250 Something about Little Mrs. Sunshine. 220 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,650 - What? Little Miss Sunshine? - Yeah. 221 00:16:26,850 --> 00:16:28,550 What? 222 00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:35,850 Sheryl, it's Cindy. 223 00:16:35,950 --> 00:16:37,850 Remember when Olive was here last month? 224 00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:40,450 She was runner-up in the regional Little Miss Sunshine? 225 00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:43,950 They just called right now and said that the girl who won had to forfeit her crown. 226 00:16:44,150 --> 00:16:46,950 I don't know why. Something about diet pills. 227 00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:50,550 - Now she has a place in the state contest in Redondo Beach! 228 00:16:53,850 --> 00:16:55,950 Oh, my gosh! I won! I won! I won! I won! 229 00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:58,050 - Finish your dinner! - I'm finished! 230 00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:00,750 - What happened? - I'm just calling to- Cindy! 231 00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:05,050 Yeah, we just got it. Yeah, she basically went crazy. 232 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,850 - I won! I won! I won! - No, I didn't get that. 233 00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:12,150 The machine cut you off. Okay. 234 00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:15,650 Redondo Beach. This Sunday? 235 00:17:15,650 --> 00:17:19,750 - Wh-Are you guys going? - Yes. 236 00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:22,950 - Can you put it off? - They have to. They have to. 237 00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:25,750 - Where does that leave us? - We can't do it. We can't. 238 00:17:25,850 --> 00:17:28,550 No, no- No, I understand that, Cindy. Yeah. 239 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:32,150 - They- - I just- No, I'll just figure it out. Okay, bye-bye. 240 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:35,250 It's this Sunday? Why can't Jeff and Cindy take her? 241 00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:37,350 They have some equestrian thing in Santa Barbara. 242 00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:40,250 You know, they do that horse shit every single weekend. 243 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:43,950 Well, it's the nationals. They're taking both horses, so apparently it's a big deal. 244 00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:46,550 What about Olive? 245 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:51,850 Little Miss Sunshine! Little Miss Sunshine! I won! 246 00:17:51,850 --> 00:17:54,150 I won! 247 00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,350 I'm going! We're going! 248 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,850 - You promised? - We'll fly out and come back Monday. 249 00:17:58,950 --> 00:18:01,450 - How are you gonna get around out there? - We'll rent a car. 250 00:18:01,450 --> 00:18:03,950 - And stay at a hotel? - We can afford it. 251 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:07,350 - This is our seed money. - Well, if I had a little help bringin' it in. 252 00:18:07,450 --> 00:18:09,750 - Don't start that. - It all goes to your nine steps! 253 00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:12,150 I told you I'm gonna talk to Stan Grossman! 254 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:15,850 We're gonna get locked and loaded on this deal and start generating some income! 255 00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:18,850 - But in the meantime we've gotta be- - Okay, okay! We'll drive! 256 00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:22,050 - I'm not drivin'. - How are you gonna fit Grandpa in the Miata? 257 00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:24,950 - Well, Grandpa does not have to come. - What? I coached her! 258 00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:27,350 I gave her the moves. I gotta go. 259 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:30,650 - Why don't you take the V.W.? - I cannot drive a shift. I tried. 260 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:33,150 - We'll fly there. - We can't afford it. 261 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:37,850 Well, that's what we're gonna do unless you have a better idea. 262 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,250 Here. This is dessert. 263 00:18:43,650 --> 00:18:46,250 I won! I won! I won! I won! I won! 264 00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:48,850 I won! I won! I won! 265 00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:57,150 Miss Sunshine! Little Miss Sunshine! Little Miss Sunshine! 266 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,250 All right. I'll drive the bus. 267 00:18:59,450 --> 00:19:03,150 Richard, I was told explicitly not to leave Frank by himself. 268 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,150 - No offense, Frank. - None taken. 269 00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:07,750 You got Dwayne here. They can look after each other. 270 00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:10,850 No, Richard! That's asking too much. If something happened- 271 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:14,450 We can't go, then, unless Dwayne and Frank go with us. 272 00:19:14,650 --> 00:19:18,550 - Mom, where's my bathing suit? - Right. 273 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,850 Frank? 274 00:19:21,950 --> 00:19:24,250 I found it! 275 00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:26,250 Okay. 276 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,850 I'm going! I'm going! I'm going! 277 00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:33,750 Oh, Dwayne, come on, please. Think of your sister. 278 00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:37,650 Come on, Dwayne. It'll be a lot of fun. 279 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:40,250 You can go to the beach and- 280 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,850 "This is unfair. 281 00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:51,350 "All I ask is... 282 00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:54,750 that you leave me alone." 283 00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:00,750 Dwayne, flight school. 284 00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:04,250 I will give you permission for flight school. 285 00:20:04,350 --> 00:20:09,550 I won! I won! I won! I won! I'm gonna win this one too! 286 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:22,150 "But I'm not going... 287 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:25,350 to have any fun." 288 00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:28,250 Yeah, we're all with you on that one, Dwayne. 289 00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:30,850 Grandpa! Grandpa! Is Grandpa coming to California? 290 00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:33,650 - We're all coming, honey. - Hey, uh, hold on. 291 00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,750 Olive, come over here for a second. 292 00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:38,350 Come here. Sit down for a second. 293 00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:42,850 Look, there's no sense in entering a contest... 294 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:45,250 if you don't think you're gonna win. 295 00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:49,950 So do you think you can win Little Miss Sunshine? 296 00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:52,750 Richard- 297 00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:55,650 Are you gonna win? 298 00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:00,850 Yes! 299 00:21:00,950 --> 00:21:05,550 We're going to California. 300 00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:14,350 Good night, Dwayne. 301 00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:34,550 Not on your watch. I wouldn't do that to you. 302 00:21:43,350 --> 00:21:45,950 Thank you, Dwayne. 303 00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:50,650 Coming from you, that means a lot. 304 00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:52,650 Good night. 305 00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:47,750 Jesus, I'm tired. I'm so fucking tired. 306 00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:49,750 Do you know how tired I am? 307 00:22:49,850 --> 00:22:53,250 If some girl came up to me, begged me to fuck her, I couldn't do it. 308 00:22:53,350 --> 00:22:56,750 - Dad? Watch the language, huh? - That's how tired I am. 309 00:22:56,850 --> 00:22:58,750 She's listening to music. 310 00:22:58,850 --> 00:23:01,550 Olive, I'll give you a million dollars if you turn around. 311 00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:03,650 - See? - All right. 312 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,850 - But the rest of us. - Oh, the rest of you. 313 00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:08,650 Can I give you some advice? 314 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:11,850 Well, I'm gonna give it to you anyway. 315 00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:16,050 - I don't want you making the same mistakes I made. - Can't wait to hear this. 316 00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:19,150 Dwayne-That's your name, right? Dwayne? 317 00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:22,150 This is the voice of experience talking. 318 00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:25,350 Are you listening? Fuck a lot of women, Dwayne. 319 00:23:25,350 --> 00:23:28,650 - Hey! Dad! - Not just one woman. A lot of women. 320 00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:30,950 - That's enough, all right? - Are you gettin' any? 321 00:23:31,050 --> 00:23:33,850 - Dad! - You can tell me, Dwayne. Are you gettin' any? 322 00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:36,950 - Come on, please. - No? Jesus. You're what, 15? 323 00:23:37,050 --> 00:23:39,450 - My God, man! - Dad! 324 00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:42,950 You should be gettin' that young stuff. That young stuff is the best in the world. 325 00:23:42,950 --> 00:23:45,750 - Dad, that's enough! Stop it! - Will you kindly not interrupt! 326 00:23:45,850 --> 00:23:49,150 See, right now you're jailbait. They're jailbait. It's perfect. 327 00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:53,050 I mean, you hit 18-Man, you're talking about three to five. 328 00:23:53,050 --> 00:23:55,050 Hey, I will pull this truck over right now! 329 00:23:55,150 --> 00:23:58,550 So pull the truck over! Fuck you! I can say what I want. 330 00:23:58,550 --> 00:24:01,550 - I still got Nazi bullets in my ass! - Ah, the Nazi bullets! 331 00:24:01,650 --> 00:24:05,650 You're as bad as those fuckers at Sunset Manor. 332 00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:08,750 - What happened at Sunset Manor? - Frank, don't encourage him. 333 00:24:08,850 --> 00:24:12,050 I'll tell you what happened. I paid my money. They took my money. 334 00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,850 I should be able to do what the fuck I want! 335 00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:17,850 - He started snorting heroin. - You started snorting heroin? 336 00:24:17,950 --> 00:24:19,950 - I'm old! - Well, that stuff'll kill you. 337 00:24:20,050 --> 00:24:23,150 What am I, an idiot? And don't you start taking that shit. 338 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:25,450 When you're young, you're crazy to do that stuff. 339 00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:28,650 - What about you? - I'm old. When you're old, you're crazy not to do it. 340 00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:32,750 We've tried. Believe me. The intervention was a fiasco. He's worse than a two-year-old. 341 00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:35,750 Can we please talk about something else? 342 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:39,050 - I take it you didn't like it at Sunset Manor. - Frank. 343 00:24:39,150 --> 00:24:41,350 Are you kidding me? It was a fuckin' paradise. 344 00:24:41,450 --> 00:24:43,550 They got a pool. They got golf. 345 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:46,750 Now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here, sleepin' on a fuckin' sofa. 346 00:24:46,850 --> 00:24:50,850 Look, I know you're a homo and all, but maybe you can appreciate this. 347 00:24:50,950 --> 00:24:54,550 You go to one of those places, there's four women for every guy. 348 00:24:54,650 --> 00:24:57,050 - Can you imagine what that's like? - You must've been very busy. 349 00:24:57,150 --> 00:25:00,450 Whoa! I had second-degree burns on my johnson. I kid you not. 350 00:25:00,550 --> 00:25:02,550 - Really? - Forget about it. 351 00:25:02,650 --> 00:25:04,650 What are you guys talking about? 352 00:25:04,750 --> 00:25:06,650 Politics. 353 00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:09,250 Oh. 354 00:25:11,450 --> 00:25:14,450 Fuck a lot of women, kid. I have no reason to lie to you. 355 00:25:14,550 --> 00:25:17,750 Not one woman. A lot of women. 356 00:25:19,450 --> 00:25:22,650 You heard what I said? Did it go in anywhere? 357 00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:24,650 Yeah, I think we get the point, Dad. 358 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:27,550 Don't show me the pad. I don't want to see the fuckin' pad. 359 00:25:31,150 --> 00:25:33,350 Mom, how much can we spend? 360 00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:37,250 I would say four dollars. Anything under four dollars. 361 00:25:37,350 --> 00:25:39,550 Hi. You ready? 362 00:25:39,650 --> 00:25:42,850 Yeah, I'm gonna have the, uh, number five with coffee, please. 363 00:25:42,950 --> 00:25:44,850 All right. 364 00:25:44,950 --> 00:25:47,750 A number seven, over easy, and a grapefruit juice. 365 00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:51,550 - Grapefruit. Okay. - I would like a fruit plate. 366 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,650 - And do you have chamomile? - Yes. 367 00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:57,350 - With honey, please. - I would like the lumberjack and coffee. 368 00:25:57,550 --> 00:26:00,850 - And extra bacon. - Extra. 369 00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:03,150 - Now, Dad, you should probably- - Richard, don't start. 370 00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:05,150 - He's gonna kill himself. - Well, it's his life. 371 00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:07,250 - Thank you, Sheryl. - Garden salad? 372 00:26:07,350 --> 00:26:09,250 And you. 373 00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:12,750 - I- I'm sorry. I, um- Sorry. - Take your time. 374 00:26:12,850 --> 00:26:15,450 Don't apologize, Olive. It's a sign of weakness. 375 00:26:15,550 --> 00:26:19,150 Um, well, I want- Okay, okay. I know what I want. I know. 376 00:26:19,350 --> 00:26:23,550 Okay, can I get the waffles and, uh- 377 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:26,450 I don't- What does "alamodey" mean? 378 00:26:26,550 --> 00:26:29,750 - Oh, that means it comes with ice cream. - Okay, "alamodey" then. 379 00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:33,250 - Olive, for breakfast? - You said four dollars. 380 00:26:33,450 --> 00:26:36,250 Okay. You're right. Thank you. 381 00:26:36,350 --> 00:26:38,050 Okay. Be right back. 382 00:26:38,050 --> 00:26:41,250 Actually, Olive, "à la mode" in French... 383 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:44,850 translates literally as "in the fashion." 384 00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:47,150 À la mode. 385 00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:51,150 "Mode" is derived from Latin modus, meaning "due or proper measure." 386 00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:53,550 - Frank, shut up. - Richard! 387 00:26:53,650 --> 00:26:56,450 Olive, can I tell you a little something about ice cream? 388 00:26:56,450 --> 00:26:59,250 - Yeah. - Well, ice cream is made from cream... 389 00:26:59,350 --> 00:27:01,150 which comes from cow's milk... 390 00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:03,950 and cream has a lot of fat in it. 391 00:27:04,150 --> 00:27:05,950 - Richard. - What? 392 00:27:06,150 --> 00:27:09,850 - She's gonna find out anyway, remember? - What? Find out what? 393 00:27:09,950 --> 00:27:14,850 Well, when you eat ice cream, the fat in the ice cream becomes fat in your body. 394 00:27:14,950 --> 00:27:17,150 - Richard, I swear to God- - It's true. 395 00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:19,650 - What? What's wrong? - Nothing, honey. Nothing's wrong. 396 00:27:19,750 --> 00:27:23,750 So if you eat a lot of ice cream, you might become fat. 397 00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:27,650 And if you don't, you're gonna stay nice and skinny, sweetie. 398 00:27:27,850 --> 00:27:30,750 - Mom- - Olive, Richard is an idiot. 399 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:33,150 I like a woman with meat on her bones. 400 00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:35,250 I don't- Why's everyone so upset? 401 00:27:35,350 --> 00:27:37,750 No, no one's upset, honey. I- 402 00:27:37,850 --> 00:27:39,950 I just want you to understand... 403 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:44,150 it's okay to be skinny, and it's okay to be fat, if that's what you want to be. 404 00:27:44,250 --> 00:27:46,450 Whatever you want, it's okay. 405 00:27:46,650 --> 00:27:49,450 Okay, but, Olive, let me ask you this. 406 00:27:49,650 --> 00:27:52,450 Those women in Miss America- 407 00:27:52,450 --> 00:27:56,850 Are they skinny, or are they fat? 408 00:27:58,650 --> 00:28:00,750 Honey? 409 00:28:00,850 --> 00:28:04,550 Well, they're skinny, I guess. 410 00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:07,450 Yeah. I guess they don't eat a lot of ice cream. 411 00:28:07,550 --> 00:28:11,850 Okay. Coffee. Coffee. 412 00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:15,350 - Grapefruit. - Thank you. 413 00:28:15,450 --> 00:28:19,550 Chamomile. And here's your ice cream. 414 00:28:19,650 --> 00:28:23,150 "Alamodey," right? I'll be back with your waffles in a second. 415 00:28:26,550 --> 00:28:28,750 Does anyone want my ice cream? 416 00:28:28,850 --> 00:28:32,250 Yeah, I'd like a little. Dwayne? Frank? 417 00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:35,550 - Olive's not gonna have her ice cream. - Do you mind if I have a little? 418 00:28:35,650 --> 00:28:37,850 - Yeah, let's dig in. - That looks really good. 419 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:40,450 Boy, I feel sorry for anybody... 420 00:28:40,550 --> 00:28:43,250 that doesn't want to enjoy their ice cream so early in the morning. 421 00:28:43,350 --> 00:28:46,050 - Boy, that looks good. - You sure you don't wanna have some, Olive? 422 00:28:46,150 --> 00:28:48,250 Those waffles are gonna be awful lonely in there. 423 00:28:48,350 --> 00:28:50,950 - Mmm! Mmm! - Watch this. 424 00:28:51,050 --> 00:28:54,250 Wait! Stop! Don't eat it all. 425 00:28:59,350 --> 00:29:01,550 - All right, Olive- - Richard! 426 00:29:05,450 --> 00:29:08,150 Hey, Stan! 427 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:11,750 Stan, it's Richard. Again. Listen, I know you're busy... 428 00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:15,750 but we're just dying to hear what sort of numbers you came up with in Scottsdale. 429 00:29:15,850 --> 00:29:19,250 - So, uh, give me a call, please. - Hey, did you get him? 430 00:29:19,450 --> 00:29:22,550 No, I can't get a signal out of this thing. 431 00:29:24,450 --> 00:29:26,550 How long till we get there? 432 00:29:26,550 --> 00:29:29,250 - A long time, honey. - I know. But how long? 433 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:33,350 Well, we gotta do 600 miles of driving today and 200 tomorrow. 434 00:29:33,450 --> 00:29:36,150 - That's a lot of driving. Let's go. - I'll drive for a while. 435 00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:39,150 - No, no. I got it. - No. I gotta learn how to do this. 436 00:29:39,150 --> 00:29:41,150 You're doing it. How hard can it be? 437 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,150 - Push the stick down hard. - I'm pushing hard. 438 00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:49,650 Okay. Okay, there you go. 439 00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:52,350 Now push the clutch in all the way to the floor. 440 00:29:52,450 --> 00:29:56,850 It's on the floor. The floor. 441 00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:06,550 Sticking on there. 442 00:30:06,650 --> 00:30:09,550 Push down hard. 443 00:30:12,650 --> 00:30:15,650 Well, you've got a problem. 444 00:30:15,850 --> 00:30:18,850 Your clutch is, uh, shot. 445 00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:21,350 Can we get a new one? 446 00:30:21,350 --> 00:30:24,950 These old buses, you- you have to order the part. 447 00:30:24,950 --> 00:30:27,550 How long does it take? 448 00:30:27,650 --> 00:30:29,950 Well, it's the weekend... 449 00:30:29,950 --> 00:30:35,250 so... maybe... Thursday. 450 00:30:49,250 --> 00:30:54,750 Is there a, uh, dealership around here? 451 00:30:54,850 --> 00:30:57,550 Well, uh, they're probably gonna be closed. 452 00:30:57,650 --> 00:30:59,550 It's, uh- It's the weekend, you know. 453 00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:02,450 Yes, we're aware of that. 454 00:31:02,550 --> 00:31:06,650 I'll tell you what. You know these- these old buses? 455 00:31:06,650 --> 00:31:11,550 You don't need the clutch to change from- from the third to the fourth. 456 00:31:11,650 --> 00:31:15,750 You only really need the clutch to go from number one to number two. 457 00:31:15,850 --> 00:31:19,250 But as long as you keep parking on a hill... 458 00:31:19,250 --> 00:31:23,350 and you let it go, and it goes 15, 20 miles per hour... 459 00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:26,250 you start her in third, and you go from third to fourth. 460 00:31:26,350 --> 00:31:29,450 What if you're not on a hill? There's no hill. 461 00:31:29,550 --> 00:31:31,750 What if there's no hill? What do you- 462 00:31:31,850 --> 00:31:34,150 Yeah, it's- 463 00:31:39,850 --> 00:31:43,550 Olive, Dad, I want you in the car first. 464 00:31:43,650 --> 00:31:46,350 - I know. We know. - All right, here we go! 465 00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:51,850 Everybody push! All right. 466 00:31:51,950 --> 00:31:56,050 Here we go! Push! Push! 467 00:31:56,150 --> 00:31:59,850 OK- OK- Okay! 468 00:31:59,950 --> 00:32:02,650 I just want everyone here to know... 469 00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:05,250 that I am the preeminent Proust scholar in the United States. 470 00:32:05,450 --> 00:32:07,850 Here we go! 471 00:32:07,950 --> 00:32:09,950 - Go on, honey. - I'm putting it in gear! 472 00:32:10,050 --> 00:32:12,550 - Go, honey! - Come on! 473 00:32:12,650 --> 00:32:14,550 Come on, Olive! Run! Run! Come on! 474 00:32:14,650 --> 00:32:16,550 - Come on! - Sheryl, let's go! 475 00:32:16,650 --> 00:32:19,850 Sheryl! 476 00:32:23,050 --> 00:32:24,850 - Frank, let's go! - I'm coming. 477 00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:27,750 - You're losing them. Slow down! - I can't slow down! 478 00:32:27,850 --> 00:32:31,250 - Come on! Come on! Come on, you dumb bastard! - I can't. I can't slow down. 479 00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:33,650 - I can't slow down! - Let's go! 480 00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:36,450 Help him. Come on! 481 00:32:36,550 --> 00:32:39,350 Come on. Come on. Get in. 482 00:32:39,450 --> 00:32:42,750 No one gets left behind. 483 00:32:42,850 --> 00:32:45,150 - Close the door! - No one gets left behind! 484 00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:47,950 Outstanding, soldier! Outstanding! 485 00:32:53,450 --> 00:32:55,850 Outstanding. 486 00:32:55,950 --> 00:32:58,050 - Was that fun? - Yeah. 487 00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:50,350 So finally I'm just sitting there... 488 00:33:50,450 --> 00:33:53,350 and I decide, you know, "This is Stan Grossman. What the hell?" 489 00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:55,850 And I start pitching him the nine steps. 490 00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:59,650 And about- I don't know- two minutes in, he stops me, he says... 491 00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:02,250 "I can sell this." 492 00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:04,250 Mm-hmm. Interesting. 493 00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:06,850 Yeah, and this is the guy who knows how to do it. 494 00:34:06,950 --> 00:34:11,750 You start with a book, and then you do a media tour, corporate events, DVD, VHS series. 495 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:15,550 I mean, there's a whole fascinating science into how you roll these things out. 496 00:34:15,650 --> 00:34:18,850 - Wow. - Yeah, so he's in Scottsdale right now, you know... 497 00:34:18,950 --> 00:34:22,650 building the buzz and kind of getting the whole hype thing going. 498 00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:25,950 He's doing what the pros call a ticking clock auction. 499 00:34:26,050 --> 00:34:29,150 Oh, how about that! 500 00:34:32,550 --> 00:34:36,550 Yeah, and I can detect that note of sarcasm there, Frank. 501 00:34:36,650 --> 00:34:39,450 What sarcasm? I didn't- I didn't hear it. 502 00:34:39,550 --> 00:34:41,550 But I want you to know something. 503 00:34:41,650 --> 00:34:43,550 I feel sorry for you. 504 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,650 You do? Good. 505 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:48,950 Yeah, I do. Because sarcasm is the refuge of losers. 506 00:34:49,050 --> 00:34:51,550 - It is? Really? - Yep. 507 00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:55,050 Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level... 508 00:34:55,050 --> 00:34:56,650 and that's step four in the program. 509 00:34:56,750 --> 00:34:59,450 Wow, Richard, you've really opened my eyes to what a loser I am. 510 00:34:59,550 --> 00:35:02,850 - How much do I owe you for those pearls of wisdom? - That one's on the house. 511 00:35:02,950 --> 00:35:05,750 - Okay, you guys, that's enough. - It's on the house. 512 00:35:05,850 --> 00:35:08,050 - That was for free? - No charge. No charge. 513 00:35:08,150 --> 00:35:10,450 - Stop it! - He started it. 514 00:35:10,550 --> 00:35:12,950 That's- Oh, wait a second. 515 00:35:13,050 --> 00:35:15,850 - You are so bad. - Quiet. This is it. This is that call. 516 00:35:15,950 --> 00:35:18,050 He-Hello? 517 00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:20,450 Stan? 518 00:35:20,650 --> 00:35:22,450 Stan? 519 00:35:30,150 --> 00:35:33,350 Stan Grossman? Richard Hoover. 520 00:35:33,450 --> 00:35:36,450 Finally. How're ya doin'? 521 00:35:36,550 --> 00:35:39,750 No, I know. We were, uh, on the highway, and I lost you on my cell. 522 00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:41,950 Forget about it. How'd we do? 523 00:35:48,850 --> 00:35:51,550 Honey, I'm gonna use the ladies' room. You need to go? 524 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:54,450 No. I'm gonna go practice my routine over there. 525 00:35:54,650 --> 00:35:56,550 Okay, well, don't go too far. 526 00:35:56,650 --> 00:35:59,750 Well, I think that we just gotta talk to him a little. 527 00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:01,950 No, you gotta talk to him. 528 00:36:01,950 --> 00:36:04,950 No, Stan, listen to me. Hold on now. 529 00:36:04,950 --> 00:36:07,450 I am going to get something to drink. You want anything? 530 00:36:07,550 --> 00:36:10,950 - Stay positive and- - Yeah, get me some porn. 531 00:36:11,150 --> 00:36:12,950 Okay. 532 00:36:13,150 --> 00:36:16,550 Get me something really nasty too. I don't want any of that airbrushed shit. 533 00:36:16,650 --> 00:36:19,550 - Okay. - Okay, here's a 20. Get yourself a little treat too. 534 00:36:19,650 --> 00:36:23,150 - Get yourself a fag rag. - All right. I will. 535 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:28,950 Uh, that one. Yes. And that one. 536 00:36:29,050 --> 00:36:32,350 And I would like that one- No, down. 537 00:36:32,450 --> 00:36:36,050 Yes. Yes. Yes. I would like that one. 538 00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:38,850 And, uh, I will have a- 539 00:36:38,950 --> 00:36:41,650 a blue raspberry Slushee. 540 00:36:41,850 --> 00:36:43,850 Frank? 541 00:36:43,950 --> 00:36:46,650 Oh, my God! How are you? 542 00:36:46,850 --> 00:36:49,750 - Uh- - I thought you were gonna be in Santa Fe for the conference. 543 00:36:49,850 --> 00:36:51,750 I was looking for you. 544 00:36:51,850 --> 00:36:54,550 - Aren't you supposed to be in New Haven? - Yeah. 545 00:36:54,650 --> 00:36:57,750 - Well, you heard about Larry and the whole genius thing, right? - Yeah. 546 00:36:57,850 --> 00:37:00,350 - It's official. - Oh, good. 547 00:37:00,450 --> 00:37:03,050 So we're going to this private spa in Sedona for the week- 548 00:37:03,150 --> 00:37:05,150 - Larry's here? - Yeah. 549 00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:09,350 - He's out filling the tank. He's, uh- - Oh. Yeah, there he is. 550 00:37:09,450 --> 00:37:12,950 Wow. I can't believe this. How have you been? 551 00:37:13,050 --> 00:37:15,950 I've been fine. 552 00:37:16,050 --> 00:37:17,950 Good. Good. 553 00:37:18,050 --> 00:37:22,650 You know, I heard that you got fired. 554 00:37:22,850 --> 00:37:25,350 Yeah. No, I quit, 'cause enough is enough, you know? 555 00:37:25,450 --> 00:37:27,750 Right. Good. Good. 556 00:37:27,950 --> 00:37:30,650 So what are you up to now? 557 00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:33,750 Um, I'm weighing my options... 558 00:37:33,850 --> 00:37:39,350 and, um, just, you know, taking some time off, and so- 559 00:37:39,450 --> 00:37:41,550 Great. That's great. 560 00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:44,250 $19.79, sir. 561 00:37:47,350 --> 00:37:48,950 So- 562 00:37:52,450 --> 00:37:55,250 - Well, it was great to see you. - Yeah, you too. 563 00:37:55,350 --> 00:37:57,650 - Take care of yourself. - You too. 564 00:37:57,750 --> 00:37:59,250 Bye. 565 00:38:27,650 --> 00:38:29,750 Hey. 566 00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:31,850 You forgot your Slushee. 567 00:38:34,550 --> 00:38:36,850 You're in Scottsdale right now, right? 568 00:38:36,950 --> 00:38:38,850 Okay, I can come by. 569 00:38:38,950 --> 00:38:42,050 I'm gonna be coming through there. I could swing right by. We could- 570 00:38:44,350 --> 00:38:47,050 Christ. He's not getting it. 571 00:38:49,450 --> 00:38:51,650 Did you try that? 572 00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:55,050 Listen to what I'm saying, Stan! I'll-I'll- 573 00:39:00,750 --> 00:39:02,950 So what happened? 574 00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:05,150 Nothing. Let's get out of here. 575 00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:08,050 Wait a minute. I thought you said this was a done deal. 576 00:39:08,150 --> 00:39:11,050 - He said it was a done deal. - What, you didn't get anything? 577 00:39:11,150 --> 00:39:13,150 Oh, my God! Where does that leave us? 578 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:15,150 Fucked. That's where it leaves us. 579 00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:18,850 - I can't believe I'm hearing- Did you even try negotiating? - Yes! Of course I tried! 580 00:39:18,950 --> 00:39:21,250 What do you think I- 581 00:39:21,350 --> 00:39:24,350 Let's just go, okay? Let's go. Let's go. 582 00:39:24,450 --> 00:39:26,350 Come on. 583 00:39:29,650 --> 00:39:31,650 Let's go! 584 00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:11,450 "Where's Olive?" 585 00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:15,150 Oh! 586 00:40:23,850 --> 00:40:26,350 All right, Frank. 587 00:40:26,550 --> 00:40:28,250 - Come on, Olive. - Come on, Olive. 588 00:40:28,450 --> 00:40:30,550 Come on, sweetie, jump. Jump in the car. 589 00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:33,350 - We can't stop. Jump. - I got her! I got her! 590 00:40:54,150 --> 00:40:56,350 Richard. 591 00:40:57,650 --> 00:40:59,550 Yeah. 592 00:40:59,650 --> 00:41:03,550 Whatever happens, you tried to do something on your own... 593 00:41:03,650 --> 00:41:06,250 which is more than most people ever do... 594 00:41:06,450 --> 00:41:09,050 and I include myself in that category. 595 00:41:10,550 --> 00:41:15,050 You took a big chance. That took guts, and I'm proud of you. 596 00:41:17,650 --> 00:41:20,350 Okay, Dad. Thank you. 597 00:41:30,650 --> 00:41:32,650 Thank you, Dad. 598 00:42:05,650 --> 00:42:08,850 Okay, here is 11. 599 00:42:08,950 --> 00:42:11,050 Frank, you're 12. 600 00:42:13,450 --> 00:42:15,350 And Grandpa's 13. 601 00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:17,350 Can I sleep with Grandpa tonight? 602 00:42:17,450 --> 00:42:19,550 Well, you'll have to ask Grandpa. 603 00:42:19,650 --> 00:42:22,050 - Grandpa? - I got two beds. 604 00:42:22,150 --> 00:42:24,150 You could still use some rehearsing. 605 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:26,350 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. 606 00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:35,550 All right, everybody, we have a long day tomorrow. 607 00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:38,650 I'll knock on your doors at 7:00 a.m. 608 00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:41,350 That means no lollygagging. 609 00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:44,050 We need to be packed and on the road by 7:40, guys. 610 00:42:44,150 --> 00:42:46,550 - Frank, you guys'll be okay? - Yeah, we're fine. 611 00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:48,550 - Okay, well, good night. - Good night. 612 00:42:48,650 --> 00:42:51,250 - Sleep tight. - Okay. 613 00:43:08,150 --> 00:43:10,250 What a fucking nightmare. 614 00:43:12,350 --> 00:43:14,650 Richard, we- we have to talk. 615 00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:16,650 Please. 616 00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:22,250 Sheryl, let's just get through this and go home. 617 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:24,650 No, Richard, we have to talk now! 618 00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:27,550 I tried to tell you we couldn't afford this trip! 619 00:43:27,650 --> 00:43:30,650 - Do you realize we're becoming bankrupt? - We are not bankrupt! 620 00:43:30,750 --> 00:43:34,350 Hey, don't listen to that. 621 00:43:34,450 --> 00:43:36,850 Let's turn on the tube. 622 00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:41,050 - We agree that the right man to preserve the traditions- - I'm gonna brush my teeth. 623 00:43:41,150 --> 00:43:43,750 Secretary Rumsfeld and I thought long and hard... 624 00:43:43,850 --> 00:43:45,950 about this important choice. 625 00:43:46,050 --> 00:43:47,950 To me- 626 00:43:48,050 --> 00:43:50,950 You said this was a lock! You said it was a done deal! 627 00:43:50,950 --> 00:43:53,350 Stan Grossman said it was a done deal! 628 00:43:53,450 --> 00:43:55,550 I'm not married to Stan Grossman! 629 00:43:55,650 --> 00:43:58,950 I trusted him! You gotta trust to be trusted! That's step six! 630 00:43:59,050 --> 00:44:01,450 Oh, fuck the nine steps, Richard! 631 00:44:01,550 --> 00:44:03,850 They're not working! Forget it! It's over! 632 00:44:03,950 --> 00:44:07,050 I never want to hear about the nine steps again! 633 00:44:16,150 --> 00:44:18,950 Perfect. Perfect. You're the world champion growler. 634 00:44:19,050 --> 00:44:21,650 Time for your beauty rest. Get in there. 635 00:44:28,150 --> 00:44:30,050 There you go. 636 00:44:31,350 --> 00:44:33,250 Good night. 637 00:44:33,350 --> 00:44:36,450 - Grandpa? - Yeah. 638 00:44:36,550 --> 00:44:39,650 I'm kinda scared about tomorrow. 639 00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:42,450 Are you kiddin' me? You're gonna blow 'em out of the water. 640 00:44:42,550 --> 00:44:44,850 They're not gonna know what hit 'em. 641 00:44:44,850 --> 00:44:47,850 - Grandpa? - Yeah. 642 00:44:49,050 --> 00:44:51,050 Am I pretty? 643 00:44:51,050 --> 00:44:55,550 Olive, you are... 644 00:44:55,650 --> 00:44:58,050 the most beautiful girl in the whole world. 645 00:44:58,150 --> 00:45:00,450 Nah, you're just saying that. 646 00:45:00,550 --> 00:45:02,550 No, I'm not. I'm madly in love with you. 647 00:45:02,650 --> 00:45:05,450 And it's not because of your brains or your personality. 648 00:45:05,550 --> 00:45:08,850 It's because you're beautiful, inside and out. 649 00:45:10,350 --> 00:45:12,750 - Grandpa? - What? 650 00:45:16,350 --> 00:45:19,350 - I don't want to be a loser. - You're not a loser. 651 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:22,250 Where'd you get the idea you're a loser? 652 00:45:22,350 --> 00:45:25,750 Because Daddy hates losers. 653 00:45:25,850 --> 00:45:28,150 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up a minute. 654 00:45:28,250 --> 00:45:30,150 You know what a loser is? 655 00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:36,050 A real loser is somebody that's so afraid of not winning, they don't even try. 656 00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:39,950 - Now, you're trying, right? - Yeah. 657 00:45:40,050 --> 00:45:44,050 Well, then, you're not a loser. We're gonna have fun tomorrow, right? 658 00:45:44,150 --> 00:45:47,750 Yeah. 659 00:45:47,850 --> 00:45:50,550 We can tell 'em all to go to hell. 660 00:45:50,650 --> 00:45:53,350 Good night, sweetie. I love you. 661 00:46:15,150 --> 00:46:17,850 What are you doing? 662 00:46:17,950 --> 00:46:20,150 I'm gonna fix this. 663 00:46:22,650 --> 00:46:24,550 Richard- 664 00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:27,850 I'm gonna fix this. 665 00:46:56,750 --> 00:46:59,450 Here we go. Here we go. 666 00:47:24,350 --> 00:47:26,250 Hi. 667 00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:44,250 Hi. Stan Grossman, please. 668 00:48:49,150 --> 00:48:52,350 Stan, it's Richard. I don't know where the fuck you are. 669 00:48:52,450 --> 00:48:54,650 I'm at the hotel. Call me. 670 00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:16,650 But it's funny. 671 00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:21,250 So I said, "You want me to teach you about life experiences? 672 00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:24,450 You can write a book about my experiences." 673 00:49:24,450 --> 00:49:27,250 So he says to me- 674 00:49:29,250 --> 00:49:31,150 Hello, Stan. 675 00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:33,350 You're the one that said it would sell! 676 00:49:33,450 --> 00:49:35,350 That's what I thought at the time. 677 00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:38,750 But it's a great program. You said so yourself. I don't understand. 678 00:49:38,850 --> 00:49:42,750 It's not the program, Richard. It's you. Okay? 679 00:49:42,850 --> 00:49:47,850 No one's heard of you. Nobody cares. 680 00:49:54,350 --> 00:49:56,750 What's the next step? 681 00:49:56,850 --> 00:49:59,850 There is none. We had our shot. 682 00:49:59,950 --> 00:50:02,650 It didn't fly. We move on. 683 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:05,850 - You-You mean give up? - Richard. 684 00:50:05,950 --> 00:50:10,250 Hey, wh-Whoa, hey! One setback here, and you're ready to just quit? 685 00:50:10,350 --> 00:50:13,450 Richard, listen. I pushed this thing hard, okay? 686 00:50:13,550 --> 00:50:17,350 I rammed it down their fucking throats, and no one bought it! 687 00:50:17,450 --> 00:50:22,250 It's time to move on. You're not gonna win this one. 688 00:50:24,550 --> 00:50:26,850 Okay. Okay. You know what? 689 00:50:26,850 --> 00:50:30,150 Good. I'm glad. You know why? 690 00:50:30,250 --> 00:50:32,650 Because this is what the nine steps are all about. 691 00:50:32,850 --> 00:50:34,750 - Right here, Stan. Right here! - Richard. 692 00:50:34,850 --> 00:50:36,250 - Richard, please. - You blew it! 693 00:50:36,350 --> 00:50:38,750 You blew it. You're out. 694 00:50:47,850 --> 00:50:51,450 Mom? Dad? 695 00:50:55,350 --> 00:50:58,550 What is it, hon? 696 00:50:58,750 --> 00:51:00,950 Grandpa won't wake up. 697 00:51:16,450 --> 00:51:18,350 Want to take an eye test? 698 00:51:19,650 --> 00:51:21,950 Uncle Frank? An eye test?