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Right, let's sort the buyers
from the spyers,

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the needy from the greedy,

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and those who trust me
from the ones who don't.

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Because if you can't see value here today,

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you're not up here shopping,
you're up here shoplifting.

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You see these goods?

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Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite

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or Fanny by the gaslight.

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Take a bag.
Come on, take a bag.

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I took a bag home last night,

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and it cost me a lot more
than £10, I can tell you.

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Anyone like jewelry?

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Look at that one there.

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Handmade in Italy,
hand stolen in Stepney.

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It's as long as my arm. I wish
it was as long as something else.

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Don't think 'cause these boxes
are sealed up they're empty.

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The only man who sells
empty boxes is the undertaker.

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And by the look of some
of you lot here today,

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I'd make more money with me
measuring tape. Here, one price.

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- £10.
- Did you say £10?

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Are you deaf?

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That's a bargain.
I'll take one.

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Squeeze in if you can. Left leg,
right leg, your body will follow.

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They call it walking. You
want one as well, darling?

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You do. That's it,
they're waking up.

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Treat the wife, treat
somebody else's wife.

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It's a lot more fun
if you don't get caught.

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Hold on, you want one as well?

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Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then.

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It's no good standing out there
like 1:00 half struck.

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Buy them, you better buy them!

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These are not stolen, they
just haven't been paid for.

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And we can't get them again,
they've changed the bloody locks.

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Here, one for you. It's
no good coming back later

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when I've sold out.

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"Too late, too late!"
will be the cry

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when the man with the
bargains has passed you by.

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And if you've got no money on you now,

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you'll be crying tears as
big as October cabbages.

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Bacon, cozzers.

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Shit.

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Ed can hustle a few quid here and there,

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but his real talent lies in
cards and gambling with cards.

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Bacon could see that his days of selling

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moody goods on street
corners are numbered.

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It's time to move on and he knows it.

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And I'm 6'1 ", that's perfect
for my height, all right?

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All right, you take a photo.
You're catching up with me, you are.

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Look, what are you talking about?
I'm bloody skinny, pal.

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Yeah, yeah, of course you are.
All right?

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Nick the Greek, always a pleasure.

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Tom, what have you been eating?

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- I've been telling him this...
- Enough already.

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You two, join me in my office.

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So, how much is it then, Tom?

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You know how much it is, Nick.

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And that includes the amp, yeah?

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No, that does not include the amp.

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Shit, Tom, I thought it included the amp.

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Well, it doesn't.

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I'll throw in one of these
telephones if you like,

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but it does not include the amp.

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Very nice.

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I hope it includes the speakers.

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It doesn't include the speakers,

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it doesn't include the amp,

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and it's not supposed
to include me

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getting the hump
with your stupid questions.

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Now you want it, Nick, you buy it.

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What else do I get with it?

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You get a gold-plated Rolls-Royce,

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as long as you pay for it.

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Don't know, Tom.
Seems expensive.

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Seems? Well, this seems
to be a waste of my time.

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That is 900 nicker in any shop
you're lucky enough to find one in,

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and you're complaining about 200?

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What school of finance did you study?

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It's a deal, it's a steal. It's
the sale of the fucking century.

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In fact, fuck it, Nick,
I think I'll keep it.

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All right, all right, keep your Alans on.

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Here's a ton.

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Jesus Christ.

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You could choke a dozen
donkeys on that.

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And you're haggling over £100?

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What do you do when you're
not buying stereos, Nick?

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Finance revolutions?

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£100 is still £100.

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Not when the price is £200, it's not.

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And certainly not when you got
Liberia's deficit in your sky rocket.

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Tighter than a duck's butt you are.
Now come on,

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let me feel the fiber of your fabric.

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The skinny one is Tom,

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and he's the entrepreneur of the bunch.

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He's got a couple of dirty little fingers
in a couple of dirty little pies.

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Nick, here, however,
has made it his business

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to have all 20 fat little fingers and toes

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in every dirty bent
and stolen pie in London.

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Between the two of them, there
ain't much you can't get ahold of.

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That's my 25 grand, it's all there.

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It took me a long time to earn that,
so you treat it with respect.

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What about the chef?

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What have you come as?

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Cupid, stupid.

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That's the last time I'm getting
any more fruit off of you, Tom.

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Do you call that fresh?

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There was more small, hairy armored things

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in your fruit than there was fruit.

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You should open a butcher's,
not a grocer's.

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Well, if you will order
stuff from Katmandu,

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don't be surprised if it picks
up a few tourists en route.

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Anyway, enough about that.

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Where's the money?

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Oi!

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Keep your fingers out of my soup.

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Soap is called Soap because he
likes to keep his hands clean

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of any unlawful behavior.

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He's proud of his job and
even more proud that it's legal.

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He represents the more
sensible side of the four.

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You sure you can afford 25?

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That depends on how you look at it.

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I can afford it as long as I see it again,
if that's what you mean.

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Got the rest from the fat man and Bacon?

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Fat man, Bacon and myself.

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Looks like it's time to
make that call to Harry.

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Who's this fat man then, eh?

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Do you want a sandwich, Bacon?

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It's not easy to take a
seat at this card table.

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The amount of money involved
has to be 100 grand upwards,

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and there's no shortage of punters.

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The man who decides whether you can
play or not is this man, Harry.

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Or as some, including himself,
like to call him, Hatchet Harry.

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You got it all?

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100 grand.

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Well, if you got it, you got it.

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Now, if you don't mind...

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What's this Eddie like, then?

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He's a fucking thief.

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Harry has a colleague, a monster
of a man, Barry the Baptist.

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The Baptist got his name by
drowning people for Hatchet.

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- Are you gonna fucking pay?
- Yeah, I'll pay!

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- How are you gonna fucking pay?
- I'm gonna pay it.

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Barry makes sure the administrative
side of the business runs harmoniously.

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The boy's got a rare ability.

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He seems to make cards transparent.

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He's got...

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All right, all right,
so we can say he's good.

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Oh, no, he's better than good.

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He's a fucking liability.

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Here, hold on.
What do you think of these?

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We're selling hundreds.

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Very nice, Harry.

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What's it for?

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Oh, don't play innocent with me, Bazza.
Spanking.

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There's 25 from me,
Tom, Soap and yourself.

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That's 100 grand to the pound.

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So why the fuck are you counting it?

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Because I like to.

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So, a reasonable return should
be in the region of 120 grand.

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That's for 25 grand invested,
going on previous experience.

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Going on optimism.

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Whatever it's going on,

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it should be enough to send
you on a cooking course.

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You're not funny, Tom.
You're fat.

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And look as though you
should be, but you're not.

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Fat? Who are you calling...
Jesus!

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It's good in here, isn't it?

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Handy for the tube, great electrics.

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I can see why you moved in.

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Don't knock it,
it's cheap like the budgie.

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And nobody wants to live next
to the people we live next to.

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A bit anti-social
to say the least.

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What do you mean?

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He means they're thieving bastards.

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I mean, when they're not
picking peanuts out of poop,

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they rip off unfortunate souls
of their hard-earned drugs.

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Not exactly thick, these walls.

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Nice work, John.
Get yourself a drink.

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Is that it?

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How many times do I have to
tell you, Plank?

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You find us a job worth doing,
you'll find your share improving.

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Now, have you got a problem with that?

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You know, Charles,
this gear is getting heavier.

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I have a strong suspicion we
should've been rocket scientists

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or Nobel Peace Prize winners

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or something.

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Peace Prize?

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Be lucky to find your penis for a piss
the amount you keep smoking.

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Who the hell's that?

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All right, Willie?

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Does it look like I'm all right?

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Take this.

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I'm in danger of breaking sweat
at any second.

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Charles, why have we got that cage?

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Security?

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00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:03,311
That's right.

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00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,479
That's right, security.

197
00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:09,827
So what's the point in having it
if we're not gonna fucking use it?

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00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:12,914
Well, I would have used it,
Winston, but this is Willie.

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00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,499
And Willie lives here.

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00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,716
Yes, Charles, but you
didn't know it was Willie

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00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,337
until you opened the door, did you?

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00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:20,837
Chill, Winston.

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00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,264
It's me.
Charlie knows it's me.

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What's the problem?

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00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:28,805
The problem is, Willie,

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that Charles and yourself are
not the quickest of cats

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at the best of times.
So just do as I say

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and keep the fucking cage locked!

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00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,015
What is that?

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00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:42,742
- That's Gloria.
- Yes, I know that's Gloria.

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00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:43,993
What's that?

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00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,388
Fertilizer.

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00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,660
You went out six hours ago
to buy a money counter,

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00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:55,373
and you come back with a semi-conscious
Gloria and a bag of fertilizer?

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00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:58,000
Alarm bells are ringing, Willie.

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00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,710
We need fertilizer, Winston.

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00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:02,143
We also need a money counter.

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00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,332
This money's gotta be out by Thursday.

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00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,843
I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it.

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00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:10,410
And if you do have to buy
sodding fertilizer,

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00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,613
could you just be a little more subtle?

222
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,441
What do you mean?

223
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:19,285
We grow copious amounts of ganja, yeah?

224
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:21,941
Yeah.

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00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:26,374
And you're carrying a wasted
girl and a bag of fertilizer.

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You don't look like your average
horti-fucking-culturalist.

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That's what I mean, Willie.

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00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,276
How long's he been in there, Son?

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About 20 minutes.

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He's on his own?

231
00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:06,341
Yeah, just carrying a bag.

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00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:12,637
All right, let's pay him a
little visit then, shall we?

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Big Chris settles debts for Harry.

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00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:21,042
The only thing he cares more
about than an unsettled debt,

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is his son and heir, Little Chris.

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00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:44,245
This is one of them
high-powered jobs, isn't it?

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Got some bad news for you, John.

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00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,220
What the fuck...

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00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,449
You mind your language
in front of the boy.

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Jesus Christ.

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00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:58,663
That includes blasphemy as well.

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00:13:58,963 --> 00:13:59,713
Now tell me, John,

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how can you be concentrating
on improving this lovely tan,

244
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,586
and it is a lovely tan by the way,

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00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:08,506
when you've got
more pressing priorities at hand?

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00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:09,873
Tell Harry...

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00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,218
I mean Mr. Harry,

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00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,985
I've been busy.
I'm nearly there.

249
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,139
Check his locker, Son.

250
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:18,841
I don't suppose there's any chance

251
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:22,408
of you lifting this sun bed up,
Chris, is there?

252
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:26,649
He's not poor.

253
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,150
He's got over a monkey here,

254
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,444
and that's just in his wallet.

255
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,113
Fucking hell, John,

256
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,898
you always walk around
with that in your pocket?

257
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:34,865
Oi!

258
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:37,743
You use language like that again,
Son, you'll wish you hadn't.

259
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:38,828
Sorry, Dad.

260
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:42,373
Right, well, put the rest
of the stuff in that.

261
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:45,167
You can go home in a
plastic bag tonight, John.

262
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,711
You owe what you owe,

263
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,213
and by the time this tan's faded,

264
00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:51,046
you wanna have paid.

265
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:58,506
You never would have paid.

266
00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,565
Who would pay for shit?

267
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:03,124
Yeah, exactly. I mean
we ain't too certain...

268
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,555
Well, what the hell are you doing here?

269
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:07,690
Why, what's up?

270
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,590
Let me guess.
My foot in your arse.

271
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,361
Game of cards?
Hatchet Harry?

272
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,700
You're supposed to be
getting your rest in, boy.

273
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,267
You playing cards tonight, Son?

274
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:23,873
With Harry?

275
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,583
Don't be silly, Dad.

276
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,816
I wouldn't have anything to do with that.

277
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,056
Where did he get 100 grand?

278
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,565
He's got some adhesive mates.

279
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,017
I mean they're like brothers.

280
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,609
They've tossed up between them.

281
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,229
And JD is his dad and owns
he whole property?

282
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:49,196
No mortgage, no debts.

283
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,915
Lock, stock, the fucking lot.

284
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:55,571
Don't you worry, Harry.
I've got it under control.

285
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:58,366
Good. You can get this
under control now.

286
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,958
It seems that Lord Appleton
Smythe has run out of money.

287
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:03,537
And these little beauties
are up for auction.

288
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:06,290
But I'm not paying a quarter
of a million quid for them,

289
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,417
if you know what I mean, Barry.

290
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:11,629
Make sure we get everything
from inside the gun cabinet.

291
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,464
I don't wanna know who you use,

292
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,631
as long as they're not complete muppets.

293
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,559
And don't tell them
what they're worth, Barry.

294
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,604
Right, where was we?

295
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:34,498
Shotguns? What,
like guns that fire shot?

296
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,404
You must be the brains, then.

297
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,864
That's right, guns that fire shots.

298
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:42,785
Make sure you bring everything
from inside the gun cabinet.

299
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,705
There'll be a load of old guns.
That's all I want.

300
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,082
Everything else outside the cabinet,

301
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,382
you can keep.
It's yours.

302
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,124
Thank you very much.

303
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,386
There'd better be something there for us.

304
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,464
It's a fucking stately home.

305
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,383
Of course there'll be something there.

306
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,467
Like what?

307
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,434
Like fucking antiques.

308
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:04,473
Antiques? What the fuck
do we know about antiques?

309
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:06,600
We rob post offices.
And steal cars.

310
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,395
What the fuck do we know
about antiques, mate?

311
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,690
If it looks old, it's worth money.
Simple.

312
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,990
So stop fucking moaning
and rob the place.

313
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,822
So who's the guv?
Who are we doing this for?

314
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:23,589
You're doing it for me,
is all you need to know.

315
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,593
You know because you need to know.

316
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,279
I see.

317
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:31,917
One of those on-a-need-to-know-basis
things, is it?

318
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,750
Like one of those James Bond films.

319
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:38,545
Careful, remember
who's giving you this job.

320
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,217
Right, I'm off.

321
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,960
Call me when you're done.
Ta-ta.

322
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,808
Fucking Northern monkeys!

323
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:56,096
I hate these fucking Southern fairies.

324
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:06,076
Ed has been playing cards
since he could lift them up,

325
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,496
and he soon discovered that
he had a big advantage.

326
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:12,041
It's not that he's good with cards
or even good at counting them.

327
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:16,170
It's that he's good with reading people's
reactions, no matter how subtle.

328
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,537
And everybody has reactions,

329
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,858
especially when it comes to money.

330
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,233
Invitations.

331
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,533
Invitations?

332
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,277
Yeah, invitations.

333
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:43,572
You know, four pretty white pieces
of paper with your names on them?

334
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,414
Well, we've got 100,000 bits of paper

335
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,734
with the Queen's head on them.

336
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:47,743
Will that do?

337
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,411
All right, just you.

338
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,206
The others, they can wait
next door in Samoan Jo's.

339
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,291
Samoan Jo's?
You mean the pub?

340
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,710
Hold on... Hold on to
your fucking tongue,

341
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,338
and I will hold onto my patience,
okay, sonny?

342
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:04,038
No one in here tonight but card
players, and I do mean no one.

343
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,424
Evening, Frazer.
Don, Phil.

344
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,188
It's a bit dramatic, isn't it?

345
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,065
Is this supposed to be symbolic?

346
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,109
Apparently, it's for security.

347
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:23,445
Yeah? I'd have brought me
gloves if I'd have known.

348
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:25,812
You must be Eddie, JD's son.

349
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,274
You must be Harry.

350
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,120
Sorry, didn't know your father.

351
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,621
Never mind, son.

352
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:36,500
You just might meet him if
you carry on like that.

353
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,933
Evening, Tanya, been a while.

354
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,394
All right, Ed?

355
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,068
Right, we call each other Kenny,
okay, Gary?

356
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:04,701
All right, Kenny.

357
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,156
You gonna put your stocking on, or what?

358
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,158
I've just spent 220 quid on me hair.

359
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,692
If you think I'm pulling
a stocking over it,

360
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:11,876
you're very much mistaken.

361
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,777
You're gonna have to put something on.

362
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,626
This is three card brag, gentlemen.

363
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,635
That means three three's are the highest,

364
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,213
then three aces,
then running down accordingly.

365
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:27,009
Then it's a running flush,
a run, a flush and then a pair.

366
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,261
An open man can't see a blind man,

367
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,932
and it will cost you twice the
ante to see your opponent.

368
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,018
Now don't fuck around, fellas.
You all know the rules,

369
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,785
and you know I won't stand for it.

370
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:58,707
What are you doing?
Put that back.

371
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,007
We're here to rob the guns.

372
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,777
Put it back.
It's crap anyway.

373
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,831
Come on.
Come in.

374
00:21:26,568 --> 00:21:28,362
What sort of pub is this, then?

375
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,062
It's a Samoan pub.

376
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:31,914
What's that?

377
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:33,559
It's a cocktail.

378
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:34,985
You asked for a cocktail.

379
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:38,818
No, I asked you to give me
a refreshing drink.

380
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,042
I wasn't expecting
a fucking rain forest.

381
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:45,087
You could fall in love
with an orangutan in that.

382
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,654
You want a pint, go to the pub.

383
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:50,759
I thought this was a pub.

384
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:52,459
It's a Samoan pub.

385
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:56,598
Well, whatever it is, can you get
your man to turn the TV down?

386
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:58,023
You can ask him
if you like.

387
00:21:58,167 --> 00:21:59,776
If I was you,
I'd leave him well alone.

388
00:21:59,876 --> 00:22:02,563
Here, get rid of that.
Bring us a Diet Coke.

389
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:05,530
Excuse me, can you turn that TV down?

390
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:13,481
No.

391
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,076
Whoa, whoa, Kenny!

392
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:28,839
What are you doing?

393
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:32,872
I am trying to find out
where they keep their money!

394
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,306
You twat, can't you see
these people have got no money?

395
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,808
They can't even afford new furniture.

396
00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:40,931
We've got the guns.

397
00:22:41,032 --> 00:22:42,286
What's the matter with you?

398
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:45,105
Every time we do a job, you
have to go burning people's feet.

399
00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:47,072
What's wrong with you?

400
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,036
You wanna be more careful, old fella.

401
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:02,790
You very nearly took my man's
head clean off with that.

402
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,690
You all right, Kenny?

403
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:06,242
Kenny?

404
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,033
10 grand, blind.

405
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,680
20 grand, open.

406
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:23,092
Deep end, eh?

407
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:25,553
Fold.

408
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:45,573
Gotcha.

409
00:23:58,478 --> 00:23:59,678
20 grand, open.

410
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:03,466
I'll fold.

411
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:07,810
Don't go spending that all at once, boy.

412
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:14,051
Oh, bloody hell.

413
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:17,698
What?

414
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:20,117
I thought you said
there'd be no staff, Barry.

415
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,869
Did you get those guns?

416
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,830
You wanna see what
they did to poor Gary?

417
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,063
Gary. Gary.

418
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,668
I said, did you get those guns?

419
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,301
Yes! We got them!

420
00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:34,362
Good. I'll speak
to you later.

421
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:40,470
Gary, if you can hear me, get
back in the car now, mate, okay?

422
00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:41,837
Barry. Barry.

423
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:49,050
Fucking Southern
shandy-drinking bastard! Gary!

424
00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:54,336
Give me my money!

425
00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:57,569
Give me back my money,
you fucking snake!

426
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:01,718
You give me my money!

427
00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:04,685
Give me back my money!
Give it back!

428
00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:06,839
Wankers!

429
00:26:07,639 --> 00:26:08,539
Wankers!

430
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,855
Come on, you. Not now, please.
Not now.

431
00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:17,957
Oh, you fucking bastard.

432
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,167
You bastard.

433
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,270
Oh, my good God.

434
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:33,106
We'll take you to the cleaners.

435
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:43,133
20 grand, open.

436
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:46,337
£30,000.

437
00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:49,564
Back to you already, Eddie.

438
00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:52,551
50 grand.

439
00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:56,722
80 grand.

440
00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:00,434
100 grand.

441
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,202
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

442
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,580
Look, fellas, I know...

443
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:04,865
I know you're not in.

444
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:07,965
Which means no one cares what you know.

445
00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:10,444
250.

446
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:16,024
That's quite a raise.

447
00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:19,152
That's 150 on my 100.

448
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,872
Yeah, and is there anything else
you wanna say?

449
00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:29,051
As you know, this puts us
in an awkward position.

450
00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:31,933
I don't have enough to continue.

451
00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:33,852
We will have to see both your cards

452
00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:35,944
if no one loans Eddie
the money to continue.

453
00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:38,929
It's a loan or we see both your cards.

454
00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:45,896
I will.

455
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:49,966
You will what?

456
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:54,145
I will loan you the money.

457
00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:00,433
No, I think I'd rather
just turn them over.

458
00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:03,090
I'm not interested in
what you would rather.

459
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,857
I wanna keep going.

460
00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:08,225
I'm also offering you the money.

461
00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:13,296
So we don't have to turn them over,
because you can borrow.

462
00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:15,767
I need 250 grand.

463
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,762
No, you need 500 grand to see me.

464
00:28:22,325 --> 00:28:23,985
That's if I want to see you.

465
00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:28,352
Well, you're gonna have a
problem carrying on, ain't you?

466
00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:32,026
I'll see you.

467
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:36,279
Okay, before I loan you this

468
00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:39,198
I expect, if you lose, of course,

469
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:42,018
my money back within a week.

470
00:28:42,819 --> 00:28:43,801
Crystal?

471
00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:45,755
That's Sunday, okay?

472
00:29:14,502 --> 00:29:15,435
Is that it?

473
00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:18,170
Now let's see his fucking cards.

474
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:30,941
Hello, boy.

475
00:30:31,242 --> 00:30:32,885
Feeling a bit poorly?

476
00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:35,784
I know your friends are responsible

477
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:37,452
for most of the cash.

478
00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:40,885
So, I'm gonna give you
one week to find it.

479
00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,481
Otherwise, I will take a finger

480
00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:46,836
off each of you and your friends' hands

481
00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:49,881
for every day that passes without payment.

482
00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:52,342
And then when you run out of digits,

483
00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:55,509
your dad's bar,
and who knows what then.

484
00:30:56,479 --> 00:30:57,879
All right, my son?

485
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,856
This doesn't look good.

486
00:31:21,504 --> 00:31:22,831
He then proceeded to explain

487
00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:25,000
the unfortunate position they were in.

488
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:28,169
Harry was going to start
sizing up all their fingers in a week,

489
00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:32,257
because he knew there was no way
Ed could settle that debt on his own.

490
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:37,345
Harry saw it as their money on the table,
so it was also their debt off the table.

491
00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:39,014
Ed would hate admit it,

492
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:41,341
but he could have kissed
the old bastard for that.

493
00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:45,562
If he said he wanted to settle the debt
on his own, it would have been a lie.

494
00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:50,729
Now, I wish to Christ he would have
let me settle the debt on my own.

495
00:31:51,784 --> 00:31:52,694
I'm gonna kill him!

496
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,794
Stop fucking about, Tom,

497
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:58,930
and think about what we're gonna do.
Now sit down.

498
00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:04,914
What's all the fuss about Harry?

499
00:32:05,214 --> 00:32:07,947
Why don't we just boycott the payment?

500
00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:12,736
Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry.

501
00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:15,592
Once there was this geezer
called Smithy Robinson

502
00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:17,385
who worked for Harry,

503
00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:20,055
but it was rumored
that he was on the take.

504
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:23,016
Harry's invited Smithy
round for an explanation.

505
00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:25,424
Smithy didn't do a very good job.

506
00:32:25,525 --> 00:32:26,578
Within a minute,

507
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,731
Harry's lost his rag, reached out
for the nearest thing at hand,

508
00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:33,151
which happened to be a
15-inch black rubber cock.

509
00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:37,518
He then proceeded to batter
poor Smithy to death with it.

510
00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:43,787
Now that was seen as
a pleasant way to go.

511
00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:47,620
Hence, Hatchet Harry is a
man you pay if you owe.

512
00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:53,177
Don't worry, I'll think of something.

513
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:25,817
"Golf. The best way
to spoil a good walk."

514
00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:35,620
Winston Churchill said that.

515
00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:38,764
I say it's a dog-eat-dog world,

516
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:42,150
and I've got bigger teeth than you two.

517
00:33:43,771 --> 00:33:46,599
I think our friend is trying
to tell us something.

518
00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:49,978
Perhaps not. Perhaps I should take
another swing just to make sure.

519
00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:51,362
Give me a five iron, John.

520
00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:52,729
Certainly, Dog.

521
00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:58,343
Now, keep still.

522
00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:11,203
Yes, Gordon, is there something
you'd like to tell us?

523
00:34:11,799 --> 00:34:12,716
It's in the fireplace.

524
00:34:12,967 --> 00:34:14,434
Shut it, you idiot!

525
00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:17,554
Yes, Gordon, you were saying?

526
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:18,895
It's in the fireplace.

527
00:34:18,996 --> 00:34:21,150
Just pull it out.
It's in the bottom.

528
00:34:21,350 --> 00:34:22,995
It's in the fireplace, Plank.

529
00:34:23,296 --> 00:34:25,305
Just pull it out.
It's in the bottom.

530
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:29,138
Oh, Dog, I think you want
to have a look at this.

531
00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:33,271
You gonna let me down now?

532
00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:34,471
No.

533
00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:37,022
I'm not finished with you yet.

534
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:38,600
Steel.

535
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,413
Help, help, help!

536
00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:50,112
Oh, Dog.

537
00:34:51,005 --> 00:34:52,073
It's all up to you, audience.

538
00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:55,084
You have to decide,
yes, you have to decide

539
00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:56,634
who the winner is going to be.

540
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:59,661
Who the hell's that?
It's only 12:00.

541
00:35:00,973 --> 00:35:03,906
Use the cage,
that's what it's there for.

542
00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:08,922
Who is it?

543
00:35:15,696 --> 00:35:18,233
We have got security
for a reason, Willie.

544
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:19,624
Chill, Winston.

545
00:35:20,325 --> 00:35:21,633
It's only Plank.

546
00:35:24,038 --> 00:35:26,080
This weed's getting quite a rep,
you know, fellas.

547
00:35:26,365 --> 00:35:27,765
All right? Easy.

548
00:35:28,866 --> 00:35:29,665
Jesus!

549
00:35:30,878 --> 00:35:32,288
Never saw you there.

550
00:35:32,588 --> 00:35:34,921
Hello, love.
Enjoying yourself?

551
00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:37,517
Is she compos?

552
00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,369
What do you think?

553
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:43,123
Boo!

554
00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:44,833
Fuck me.

555
00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:47,626
Clean that up, Charles.

556
00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:49,464
Sod you.
You clean it up.

557
00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:53,726
Sorry, fellas, but that stupid cow
scared the fucking life out of me!

558
00:35:54,026 --> 00:35:56,437
Never mind.
Can you just sit down?

559
00:35:56,737 --> 00:35:58,270
Stay out of the way?

560
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,111
Look, how much is it you want?

561
00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:05,211
I'm after a half weight.

562
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,491
Right, well, that's £1,500 then.

563
00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:10,591
Pass the scales, Willie.

564
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,520
Give us some gear, J.

565
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:20,709
Any chance of actually seeing the money?

566
00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:32,138
The odds are 100-to-one.

567
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:34,873
All as we need is 5 grand.

568
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,313
I'd rather put my money on a
three-legged rocking horse.

569
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:41,149
The odds are 100-to-one
for a good reason, Bacon.

570
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:42,582
You won't win.

571
00:36:43,951 --> 00:36:45,084
Where's Eddie?

572
00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:46,821
Where do you think?

573
00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:49,824
The bottom of a bottle.
And has been for two days.

574
00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:51,242
It's hit him hard.

575
00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:52,994
Yeah, it's hit us all hard.

576
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:56,289
Yeah, but he's got to tell his dad
he's about to lose his bar.

577
00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:59,250
Listen to this one.
You open up a company

578
00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:01,836
- called Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club.
- You what?

579
00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:04,672
You take out an advert in the
back page of some gay mag,

580
00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:08,439
advertising the latest in
arse-intruding dildos.

581
00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:11,471
You sell it with, I don't know,

582
00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:13,723
"Does what no other dildo
can do until now."

583
00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:15,940
"The latest and greatest
in sexual technology."

584
00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:18,052
"Guaranteed results or your
money back." All that bollocks.

585
00:37:18,152 --> 00:37:20,685
Now these dills cost 25 quid a pop.

586
00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:24,406
That's a snip for the amount of pleasure
they're gonna give the recipients.

587
00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:27,528
But they send their checks
to the other company name,

588
00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:31,532
nothing offensive, Bobbie's Bits,
or something, for 25 quid.

589
00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:35,244
You take that 25 quid,
you stick it in the bank until it clears.

590
00:37:35,544 --> 00:37:37,477
Now this is the smart bit.

591
00:37:38,005 --> 00:37:42,085
You send back the check for £25
from the other company name,

592
00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:44,629
Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club, saying,

593
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:47,507
"We're sorry, and we couldn't
get the supplies from America,

594
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:49,083
"because they've
run out of stock."

595
00:37:49,183 --> 00:37:52,383
Now you see how many
people cash that check.

596
00:37:53,312 --> 00:37:54,639
Not a single soul.

597
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:56,716
Because who wants
their bank manager to know

598
00:37:56,816 --> 00:38:00,278
they tickle arse
when they're not paying in checks?

599
00:38:00,578 --> 00:38:02,680
So how long do you have to
wait till you see the return?

600
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,399
Probably no more than four weeks.

601
00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:05,599
A month?

602
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:09,070
So what fucking good is that
if we need it in six...

603
00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:10,503
No, five days.

604
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,889
Well, it's still a good idea.

605
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:18,579
He may know we smoke a lot
and burn a bit of profit,

606
00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:22,583
but he can't have any idea how much
hard currency we've accumulated.

607
00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:24,046
I don't know.

608
00:38:25,147 --> 00:38:26,383
Do you know?

609
00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:29,946
We can just slice it off the top.

610
00:38:31,183 --> 00:38:34,050
You guys gotta realize who this chap is.

611
00:38:34,353 --> 00:38:37,540
He might look a bit silly,
but he's a fucking lunatic.

612
00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:40,901
And if he gets the slightest inkling
we're not throwing straight dice,

613
00:38:41,001 --> 00:38:45,406
then you and me are gonna know what the
sharp side of a kebab knife feels like.

614
00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:47,442
So you know these geezers well?

615
00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:48,526
Well enough.

616
00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:51,285
I've been buying gear off
one of them for a couple of years.

617
00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:52,746
So, what are they like then?

618
00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:54,366
Poofs. Nothing heavy.

619
00:38:54,567 --> 00:38:57,163
Four public schoolboys.
Soft as shite.

620
00:39:18,105 --> 00:39:20,975
They ponce around in funny hippy
clothes all day, talking bollocks.

621
00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:23,150
They're just good at growing weed,
that's all.

622
00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:26,314
Business has got bigger than
what they can keep up with.

623
00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:28,323
Well, they can't all
be stupid, can they?

624
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:32,403
Think about it. They've got a
container load of cash in shoeboxes.

625
00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:34,130
They're selling class-A gear.

626
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:36,991
Don't you think there might
be someone sensible involved?

627
00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:38,325
What about security?

628
00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:40,876
There's one steel gate as you go in,
but they never lock it.

629
00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:42,462
What do you mean, never lock it?

630
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:43,923
What have they
got it there for then?

631
00:39:44,023 --> 00:39:46,142
I must have been there 50 times.
It's never locked.

632
00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:47,502
They're not suspicious.

633
00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:49,177
Everyone who goes there's a toff.

634
00:39:49,428 --> 00:39:50,880
They're all into that karma crap.

635
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:53,725
"If I don't harm nobody,
nobody harms me" stuff.

636
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,559
No way they can get back to you?

637
00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:58,513
Even if they could, they'd be
too shit scared. I'm a geezer.

638
00:39:58,813 --> 00:39:59,982
They got no muscle.

639
00:40:00,383 --> 00:40:01,479
Gutless faggots.

640
00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:03,842
Fancy one?

641
00:40:06,278 --> 00:40:07,528
What's all the flapping about?

642
00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:09,023
You told the old man yet?

643
00:40:09,323 --> 00:40:11,056
Hoping I won't need to.

644
00:40:12,159 --> 00:40:14,959
I've got a plan.
Now listen carefully.

645
00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:27,333
Hello, boys.

646
00:40:27,633 --> 00:40:28,533
Harry.

647
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:30,261
Do you want a drink?

648
00:40:30,511 --> 00:40:33,044
Hello, my son, do you want a lolly?

649
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:34,799
Piss off, you nonce.

650
00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,166
Oi! Watch it.

651
00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:40,054
No thanks, Harry.
We're both all right.

652
00:40:40,354 --> 00:40:41,421
Nice shooter.

653
00:40:42,064 --> 00:40:43,597
Yeah, one of a pair.

654
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,144
Holland & Holland.
Do you want to hold it?

655
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,312
No, not my thing.
Thanks, Harry.

656
00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:51,065
Business good?
I imagine that's why I'm here.

657
00:40:51,365 --> 00:40:54,527
Four young fellas got in
deeper than they could handle.

658
00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:56,571
They owe me half a million pound.

659
00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:57,771
How much?

660
00:40:58,664 --> 00:40:59,864
Half a million.

661
00:41:02,751 --> 00:41:03,551
I'm game.

662
00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:06,763
Me, too.

663
00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:09,616
Oh, God.

664
00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:11,393
Right.

665
00:41:12,761 --> 00:41:15,089
We hit them as soon as they come back.

666
00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:17,389
We'll be prepared, waiting.

667
00:41:19,685 --> 00:41:20,636
And they're armed.

668
00:41:20,936 --> 00:41:22,603
What was that?
Armed?

669
00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:24,765
What do you mean, armed?

670
00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:26,100
Armed with what?

671
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,270
Bad breath, colorful language,
feather duster...

672
00:41:29,470 --> 00:41:30,763
What do you think
they're gonna be armed with?

673
00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:31,898
Guns, you tit.

674
00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:35,198
Guns? You never
said anything about guns.

675
00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:38,029
A minute ago this was the
safest job in the world.

676
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,448
Now it's turning into
a bad day in Bosnia.

677
00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:43,015
Soap, stop being such a mincer.

678
00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:44,994
I've thought about that and...

679
00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:46,220
And what exactly?

680
00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:50,287
And all we have to do is
find out who's carrying them.

681
00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:52,435
Carrying them?

682
00:41:52,636 --> 00:41:55,163
Well, they could all be
carrying them for what we know.

683
00:41:55,262 --> 00:41:58,341
No. Only one of them
carries them going to the job.

684
00:41:58,641 --> 00:42:01,052
So I assume the same one
will be carrying them

685
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:02,545
when they come back from the job.

686
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:04,263
Oh, you assume, do you?

687
00:42:04,563 --> 00:42:07,522
And what do they say about assumption
being the brother of all fuck-ups?

688
00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:09,051
It's the mother
of all fuck-ups, stupid.

689
00:42:09,151 --> 00:42:11,646
Well, brother, mother
any other sucker,

690
00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:14,079
it don't make any difference.

691
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:18,986
They're still fucking guns,
and they still fire fucking bullets.

692
00:42:19,286 --> 00:42:21,553
Soap, if you have a better idea

693
00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:25,022
how to get £500,000
in the next few days,

694
00:42:26,123 --> 00:42:27,089
let us know.

695
00:42:28,879 --> 00:42:34,079
In the meantime, Tom, you talk to Nick
the Bubble about shifting the weed.

696
00:42:39,306 --> 00:42:41,342
- Weed?
- No, it's not normal weed.

697
00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:44,178
It's some
fucked-up-skunk, class-A,

698
00:42:44,478 --> 00:42:46,389
I-can't-think-let-alone-move
shit.

699
00:42:46,689 --> 00:42:47,974
Doesn't sound very good me.

700
00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:51,102
No, neither me. But it depends
what flicks your switch.

701
00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:54,355
And the light is on and
burning brightly for the masses.

702
00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:56,655
Anyway, do you know anyone?

703
00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:58,391
I know a man, yes.

704
00:42:59,868 --> 00:43:00,935
Rory Breaker.

705
00:43:02,496 --> 00:43:04,156
Not that madman with an Afro?

706
00:43:04,456 --> 00:43:06,284
I don't want anything to do with him.

707
00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:09,517
You won't have to.
Just get me a sample.

708
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:10,820
No can do.

709
00:43:12,464 --> 00:43:15,064
What's that?
A place near Katmandu?

710
00:43:15,384 --> 00:43:16,301
Meet me halfway, mate.

711
00:43:16,552 --> 00:43:18,921
Look, it's all completely chicken soup.

712
00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:21,888
- It's what?
- It's kosher as Christmas.

713
00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:24,760
Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.

714
00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:26,114
Yeah, well,
never mind that.

715
00:43:26,214 --> 00:43:27,421
I'm gonna need
some artillery, too.

716
00:43:27,521 --> 00:43:28,973
Couple of
sawn-off shotguns.

717
00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:30,228
This is a bit heavy.

718
00:43:30,429 --> 00:43:32,051
This is London,
not the Lebanon.

719
00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:33,561
Who do you think I am?

720
00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:36,061
I think you're Nick the Greek.

721
00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:37,897
Hold those two.

722
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:43,029
I don't normally have anything
to do with weed, Nick.

723
00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:45,281
But if it is what he says it is,

724
00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:48,326
I'll take it off him
for 3.5 grand a key.

725
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:51,226
That is if it is what he says it is.

726
00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:53,622
I don't want to see it after a sample,

727
00:43:53,922 --> 00:43:56,083
I don't want to touch it after a sample.

728
00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:59,170
I'll leave you in the
capable hands of Nathan here.

729
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:01,470
He'll sort out the details.

730
00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:04,338
But just let me tell you one thing.

731
00:44:08,604 --> 00:44:10,765
If the milk turns out to be sour,

732
00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:13,798
I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it.

733
00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:17,911
Do you know what I mean?

734
00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:24,811
Rory Breaker.

735
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,987
Rory? Yeah, I know Rory.

736
00:44:27,539 --> 00:44:29,408
He's not to be underestimated.

737
00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:31,285
He's a funny looking fucker, I know.

738
00:44:31,585 --> 00:44:34,288
But you've got to look past the
hair and the cute cuddly thing.

739
00:44:34,588 --> 00:44:36,655
It's all a deceptive facade.

740
00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:41,850
A few nights ago,
Rory's Roger iron rusted.

741
00:44:42,262 --> 00:44:45,758
He's gone down the Battle Cruiser to
watch the end of a football game.

742
00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:49,303
No one's watching the custard,
so he switches the channel over.

743
00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:51,603
A fat geezer's north opens.

744
00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:54,850
And he wanders up
and turns the Liza over.

745
00:44:55,150 --> 00:44:58,283
"Now fuck off and
watch it somewhere else."

746
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:01,941
Rory knows claret is imminent, but
doesn't wanna miss the end of the game.

747
00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:05,444
So calm as a coma,
picks up a fire extinguisher,

748
00:45:05,744 --> 00:45:08,406
walks straight past the jam rolls
who are ready for action

749
00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:10,491
and plonks it outside the entrance.

750
00:45:10,791 --> 00:45:14,829
He then orders an Aristotle of the most
ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub

751
00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:17,462
and switches back to his footer.

752
00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:20,626
"That's fucking it," says the geezer.

753
00:45:20,926 --> 00:45:22,545
"That's fucking what?"
says Rory.

754
00:45:22,845 --> 00:45:25,589
And he gobs out a mouthful
of booze covering Fatty.

755
00:45:25,889 --> 00:45:28,175
He flicks a flaming match
into his bird's nest,

756
00:45:28,475 --> 00:45:31,178
and the geezer's lit up
like a leaking gas pipe.

757
00:45:31,478 --> 00:45:35,678
Rory, unfazed, turns back to his game.
His team's won, too.

758
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:37,467
Four-nil.

759
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:54,400
Oi!

760
00:45:55,377 --> 00:45:57,044
Is your hair supposed to look like that?

761
00:45:57,212 --> 00:45:58,171
All right, short stuff?

762
00:45:58,338 --> 00:45:59,915
Never mind
"short stuff."

763
00:46:00,215 --> 00:46:01,742
Listen, the next time
we do a job like this,

764
00:46:01,842 --> 00:46:03,285
we're gonna want more money, Barry.

765
00:46:03,385 --> 00:46:05,963
Or we're going back to post
offices and cars. Fuck that.

766
00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:07,730
Where's the others?

767
00:46:09,057 --> 00:46:10,384
There was no others.

768
00:46:10,684 --> 00:46:12,803
Stop fucking around.
The others, the old ones.

769
00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:14,228
I don't know what you mean.

770
00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:15,506
There were two old guns there.

771
00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:16,891
Where are they now?

772
00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:18,893
Not in the cabinet,
there wasn't.

773
00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:22,054
There was a couple of old hammer-lock
muskets the butler was carrying.

774
00:46:22,154 --> 00:46:23,529
But they were ours,
we sold them.

775
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:25,649
Well, you better
unsell them, sharpish.

776
00:46:25,949 --> 00:46:27,616
We had to sell them.
We needed the money!

777
00:46:27,743 --> 00:46:29,743
I'm not fucking interested!

778
00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:33,616
If you don't want to be counting
the fingers you haven't got

779
00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:36,516
I suggest you get those guns, quick!

780
00:47:21,421 --> 00:47:22,321
Jesus.

781
00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:25,668
If I pick them up,
will they stay in one piece?

782
00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:27,568
Where'd you get them?

783
00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:29,462
I got contacts.

784
00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:31,799
Listen, Tom,
you point them at me,

785
00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:33,974
I'll shit myself or do
whatever you say to do.

786
00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:35,852
Either way you
get the desired effect.

787
00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:38,378
Oh, they look very nice, I agree,

788
00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:40,883
but they're lacking in
criminal credibility, ain't they?

789
00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:42,351
I might get laughed at.

790
00:47:42,651 --> 00:47:44,052
How much do you want
for these muskets?

791
00:47:44,152 --> 00:47:45,052
£700 each.

792
00:47:45,445 --> 00:47:47,982
What's that? A pound for
every year they've been about?

793
00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:52,482
I know they're antiques,
but I ain't paying antique prices.

794
00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:56,657
They're a bit long, ain't they?

795
00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:58,017
Sawn-offs are out.

796
00:47:58,518 --> 00:48:01,357
People want a bit more
range these days.

797
00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:02,445
Range?

798
00:48:02,963 --> 00:48:05,115
I don't want to blow the arse
out of this country, granted.

799
00:48:05,215 --> 00:48:08,335
But I don't want anyone blowing
a raspberry at me, either.

800
00:48:08,635 --> 00:48:10,546
I want to look fucking mean.

801
00:48:10,846 --> 00:48:12,715
Of course you'll look mean.

802
00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:14,057
You'll look really scary.

803
00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:15,392
Anyway, enough about that.

804
00:48:15,517 --> 00:48:17,219
What about this geezer
who sells drugs?

805
00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:19,519
Rory Breaker's standing by.

806
00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:23,188
You stand to make a lot of money,
tubby Tommy.

807
00:48:28,488 --> 00:48:30,899
I understand if this has
come as a bit of a shock,

808
00:48:31,199 --> 00:48:35,362
but let me tell you how this can be
resolved by you, the good father.

809
00:48:35,662 --> 00:48:36,562
Go on.

810
00:48:37,497 --> 00:48:38,897
He likes your bar.

811
00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:40,483
Yes?

812
00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:42,401
He wants your bar.

813
00:48:43,503 --> 00:48:44,403
And?

814
00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:48,083
Do you want me to draw you a picture?

815
00:48:48,383 --> 00:48:51,545
Look, that boy doesn't know
his arsehole from his ear hole.

816
00:48:51,845 --> 00:48:52,826
This is my bar.

817
00:48:53,127 --> 00:48:55,149
It's got nothing
to do with him.

818
00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:56,682
What, and I care?

819
00:48:57,309 --> 00:48:59,386
Remember, you do have
the luxurious advantage

820
00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:01,722
of being able
to sustain your son's life.

821
00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:03,806
And you do have
a reputation,

822
00:49:04,107 --> 00:49:06,285
so I'll choose my
words very carefully.

823
00:49:06,485 --> 00:49:08,952
You tell Harry to go fuck himself.

824
00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:15,393
Now,

825
00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:21,948
I'll put that down to shock.
Only once.

826
00:49:24,002 --> 00:49:27,869
Only once can I or shall I
let you get away with that.

827
00:49:28,465 --> 00:49:31,732
Your son's got three days
to find half a mil.

828
00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:35,422
But make up your mind which you prefer,

829
00:49:35,722 --> 00:49:37,322
your bar or your son.

830
00:49:44,439 --> 00:49:45,766
Plank goes in first.

831
00:49:46,066 --> 00:49:47,650
There's a cage, but it's never locked.

832
00:49:47,859 --> 00:49:49,436
- Is it, Plank?
- Never.

833
00:49:49,736 --> 00:49:51,136
It don't wanna be.

834
00:49:52,030 --> 00:49:55,234
All right, once he's got himself set,
he gets the rest of us in.

835
00:49:55,534 --> 00:49:57,159
Now we get nasty with a couple of them.

836
00:49:57,327 --> 00:49:59,446
Shit them up, gag them, whatever.

837
00:49:59,746 --> 00:50:01,782
Now these wankers shouldn't
give us any problems.

838
00:50:02,082 --> 00:50:05,202
But like any cowboys,
there'll be a few tools lying around.

839
00:50:05,502 --> 00:50:09,248
When the job's done, we come
straight back here and unload.

840
00:50:09,548 --> 00:50:12,081
And Robert's your father's brother.

841
00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:13,626
Everyone savvy?

842
00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:14,869
Sweet.

843
00:50:16,471 --> 00:50:18,071
Have a look at these.

844
00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:22,233
And what are we supposed do with these?

845
00:50:23,770 --> 00:50:25,472
Put them on your head, stupid.

846
00:50:25,772 --> 00:50:26,672
Christ.

847
00:50:28,066 --> 00:50:30,691
If you think I'm gonna turn up there
clean-shaven and greet them

848
00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:33,605
with a grin on my face,
you got another thing coming.

849
00:50:33,905 --> 00:50:35,615
Now these fellas,
they're your neighbors.

850
00:50:35,715 --> 00:50:39,862
I thought it might be a good idea
to disguise ourselves a little.

851
00:50:40,162 --> 00:50:43,362
Right. Yeah, good thinking, Soap.
Well done.

852
00:50:44,499 --> 00:50:46,243
I brought weapons as well.

853
00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:49,143
Weapons? What do
you mean, weapons?

854
00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:52,073
These.

855
00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:53,658
Jesus.

856
00:50:54,801 --> 00:50:57,068
Let's keep them covered up, eh?

857
00:50:58,638 --> 00:51:01,759
Couldn't you have got
anything a bit bigger?

858
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,326
What, like that?

859
00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:06,712
What do you think?

860
00:51:07,814 --> 00:51:09,481
I think you need help.

861
00:51:10,942 --> 00:51:13,562
Bar steward, can we have
a couple of drinks, please?

862
00:51:13,862 --> 00:51:15,372
Have you seen your dad?

863
00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:18,262
Hatchet sent one
of his men around.

864
00:51:18,658 --> 00:51:19,858
Oh, shit. When?

865
00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:22,645
Crazy...

866
00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:36,564
Where did you get these?

867
00:51:36,765 --> 00:51:37,811
A fucking museum?

868
00:51:38,011 --> 00:51:39,211
Nick the Greek.

869
00:51:41,556 --> 00:51:43,091
How much did you part with?

870
00:51:43,391 --> 00:51:44,593
£700 for the pair.

871
00:51:44,893 --> 00:51:46,226
Drachmas, I hope.

872
00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:49,389
I'd feel safer
with a chicken drumstick.

873
00:51:49,689 --> 00:51:52,489
These are gonna do more harm than good.

874
00:51:54,194 --> 00:51:56,127
Jesus, Tom, do these work?

875
00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:58,765
Don't know. Look nice
though, don't they?

876
00:51:58,865 --> 00:51:59,657
I rather like them.

877
00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:01,825
That's top of the list
of priorities, that is.

878
00:52:02,035 --> 00:52:02,935
Ladies,

879
00:52:03,912 --> 00:52:06,156
back to more important issues,
if you don't mind.

880
00:52:06,456 --> 00:52:08,723
We have only got two real guns.

881
00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:10,584
Apparently, that's what they are.

882
00:52:10,877 --> 00:52:12,913
So we find a good place
to hide next door,

883
00:52:13,213 --> 00:52:14,963
we wait till it sounds
like the right time,

884
00:52:15,090 --> 00:52:16,124
then we
jack-in-the-box,

885
00:52:16,424 --> 00:52:18,961
look nasty and stuff,
cocoon them in gaffer tape,

886
00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:23,757
nick their van, swap the gear into
the new van and bring it all back here.

887
00:52:24,057 --> 00:52:26,385
As long as we're all out of
our hiding places quickly,

888
00:52:26,685 --> 00:52:28,846
it's the last thing
they're gonna expect.

889
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:31,223
Oh, and if Tom or anyone else
for that matter

890
00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:33,258
feels like giving them a bit of a kicking,

891
00:52:33,358 --> 00:52:35,558
I'm sure it won't do any harm.

892
00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:39,061
Yeah, little bit of pain
never hurt anybody,

893
00:52:39,406 --> 00:52:41,206
if you know what I mean.

894
00:52:41,741 --> 00:52:44,408
Also, I think knives are a good idea.

895
00:52:45,537 --> 00:52:47,537
Big, fuck-off,
shiny ones.

896
00:52:48,498 --> 00:52:51,034
Ones that look like they
could skin a crocodile.

897
00:52:51,334 --> 00:52:54,204
Knives are good because
they don't make any noise.

898
00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:55,713
And the less noise they make,

899
00:52:55,922 --> 00:52:57,958
the more likely we are to use them.

900
00:52:58,258 --> 00:52:59,725
Shit them right up.

901
00:53:00,594 --> 00:53:02,963
Makes it look like we're serious.

902
00:53:03,263 --> 00:53:05,596
Guns for show, knives for a pro.

903
00:53:07,642 --> 00:53:10,804
Soap, is there something
we should know about you?

904
00:53:11,104 --> 00:53:12,931
I'm not sure what's more worrying,

905
00:53:13,231 --> 00:53:14,831
the job or your past.

906
00:53:18,111 --> 00:53:19,311
Come on, girls.

907
00:53:33,585 --> 00:53:35,913
Where the fuck are they going?
Shift a piano?

908
00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:38,498
I thought this was
meant to be a robbery.

909
00:53:38,798 --> 00:53:40,792
Where did they get those outfits?

910
00:53:41,092 --> 00:53:42,692
Not a bad idea, that.

911
00:53:43,637 --> 00:53:46,089
All right, it's Plank.
Is Willie there?

912
00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:48,508
No. I'm afraid he's not.
He's out at the moment.

913
00:53:48,808 --> 00:53:50,408
Perhaps you can help.

914
00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:53,555
Well, perhaps I can't, Plank,
if you know what I mean.

915
00:53:53,855 --> 00:53:55,724
Look. If you could
just open the door,

916
00:53:56,024 --> 00:53:57,399
so I could talk without shouting.

917
00:53:57,692 --> 00:53:59,603
I can't help you, Plank.

918
00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:02,564
I think you'll find
it is in your interest.

919
00:54:02,864 --> 00:54:03,997
Hold on, okay?

920
00:54:04,574 --> 00:54:06,526
Look, Willie, it's Plank outside for you.

921
00:54:06,826 --> 00:54:08,153
He says it's in our interest.

922
00:54:08,453 --> 00:54:11,198
Listen, I don't care if
it's King-fucking-Kong!

923
00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:13,575
He's not coming in here, not today.

924
00:54:13,875 --> 00:54:17,079
Hold on. We are in business,
and correct me if I'm wrong,

925
00:54:17,379 --> 00:54:18,979
but that is business.

926
00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:22,918
Corrected. That's a walking
accident that we can do without.

927
00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:24,601
Jesus, he's okay.

928
00:54:24,802 --> 00:54:26,838
He knows only to
buy weights now.

929
00:54:27,138 --> 00:54:29,675
We're looking at at least
a couple of thou.

930
00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:31,975
What do you think, Winston?

931
00:54:33,186 --> 00:54:36,119
Willie, this is the last time, all right?

932
00:54:36,481 --> 00:54:38,091
But you and the money
are going out the back.

933
00:54:38,191 --> 00:54:39,926
If he knows you're here, he'll be all day.

934
00:54:40,026 --> 00:54:41,793
Now just clear this shit up.

935
00:54:42,779 --> 00:54:44,379
- What, now?
- Yes. Now!

936
00:54:46,032 --> 00:54:47,609
Just get rid of him quick.

937
00:54:47,909 --> 00:54:49,642
All right, just coming.

938
00:54:53,206 --> 00:54:55,139
What the fuck is he doing?

939
00:54:58,461 --> 00:55:01,261
Come on, I can't wait out here all day.

940
00:55:02,257 --> 00:55:04,257
All right, just coming.

941
00:55:09,055 --> 00:55:11,139
I thought you was gonna
leave me out there all day.

942
00:55:11,433 --> 00:55:13,267
I didn't know you were
a removals man, Plank.

943
00:55:13,518 --> 00:55:15,585
Lives and learns, don't you?

944
00:55:16,062 --> 00:55:17,297
You keep the gates locked now, do you?

945
00:55:17,397 --> 00:55:20,197
Sorry, gotta do business like this now.

946
00:55:20,692 --> 00:55:22,269
Can't be too careful these days.

947
00:55:22,569 --> 00:55:23,836
I know. Shut it!

948
00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:26,556
You say a fucking word,
the right ear goes.

949
00:55:26,656 --> 00:55:27,766
Another one, then your left.

950
00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:28,808
What are you doing, Plank?

951
00:55:28,908 --> 00:55:29,976
What do you think I'm doing?

952
00:55:30,076 --> 00:55:32,112
Hang on, what are you doing?

953
00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:33,255
Unlock the gate.

954
00:55:33,456 --> 00:55:35,774
All right, I said unlock
the fucking gate!

955
00:55:35,874 --> 00:55:38,541
That's it! Go, go, go!
Fucking move!

956
00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:43,907
What the fuck's going on?

957
00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:46,126
Just hang on, I've got the keys.

958
00:55:46,426 --> 00:55:47,271
The gate's locked!

959
00:55:47,472 --> 00:55:49,437
I don't believe the
fucking gate's locked!

960
00:55:49,637 --> 00:55:50,830
What have you done to Fauntleroy?

961
00:55:50,930 --> 00:55:52,799
I didn't touch him.
He just passed out.

962
00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:54,876
Don't just stand there.
Get that fucking door shut.

963
00:55:54,976 --> 00:55:57,109
You want the world to see us?

964
00:55:59,022 --> 00:56:01,022
What's going on down there?

965
00:56:03,693 --> 00:56:04,593
Shit.

966
00:56:10,784 --> 00:56:12,784
Charles, get the rifle out.

967
00:56:15,497 --> 00:56:16,740
We're being fucked.

968
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,158
It must be this one.

969
00:56:18,458 --> 00:56:19,591
Hold that gun.

970
00:56:19,959 --> 00:56:21,653
Plank, give me the keys.
Give me the keys, Plank.

971
00:56:21,753 --> 00:56:24,206
Don't point it at me,
bollocks, point it in there.

972
00:56:24,506 --> 00:56:25,305
Planks of wood.

973
00:56:25,506 --> 00:56:27,742
I'm working with fucking
planks of wood.

974
00:56:27,842 --> 00:56:28,742
Shit.

975
00:56:30,762 --> 00:56:33,423
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck's that?

976
00:56:33,723 --> 00:56:34,591
It's me Bren gun.

977
00:56:34,891 --> 00:56:38,512
Don't you think you could have brought
something a little bit more practical?

978
00:56:38,812 --> 00:56:41,681
Don't none of you slags move.
I'll kill the fucking lot of you!

979
00:56:41,981 --> 00:56:44,049
Who are you gonna kill, Plank?

980
00:56:44,450 --> 00:56:46,548
There's no one
fucking there.

981
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,232
They fucking shot me.

982
00:56:50,532 --> 00:56:52,199
Well, shoot them back.

983
00:56:54,869 --> 00:56:57,280
Jesus, Plank. Couldn't you
have got smokeless cartridges?

984
00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:59,580
I can't see a bloody thing.

985
00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:01,076
Shit.

986
00:57:01,376 --> 00:57:03,210
I've been shot.
I don't fucking believe this.

987
00:57:03,336 --> 00:57:04,955
Could everyone stop getting shot?

988
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:07,916
John, sit down and patch yourself up.

989
00:57:08,216 --> 00:57:10,749
You tart, it's a fucking air rifle.

990
00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:18,718
What the fuck was that?

991
00:57:19,018 --> 00:57:20,185
Well, that was the Bren gun.

992
00:57:20,353 --> 00:57:21,421
If you fire that gun again,

993
00:57:21,521 --> 00:57:22,980
you're a dead man.
Understand? Dead.

994
00:57:23,231 --> 00:57:24,966
No ifs, no buts,
you're a fucking dead man!

995
00:57:25,066 --> 00:57:25,941
All right, all right.

996
00:57:26,192 --> 00:57:30,459
I've got the bollock ache with this.
Where's me fucking gun?

997
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,777
All right, now that I've
got your attention,

998
00:57:36,077 --> 00:57:38,677
firstly I'm gonna blow his toes off.

999
00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:42,826
Shit. There go his toes.

1000
00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:45,745
Now if you want me out of
here in five minutes flat,

1001
00:57:46,045 --> 00:57:47,164
open the fucking gate,

1002
00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:49,931
'cause I'm gonna blow his leg off.

1003
00:57:50,675 --> 00:57:53,253
They're gonna fucking kill us
if we do, man.

1004
00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:56,089
Poor J will certainly get it if we don't.
He's serious.

1005
00:57:56,389 --> 00:57:58,550
I'm losing patience.
Hurry up, girls.

1006
00:57:58,850 --> 00:58:01,383
It's all right.
All fucking right.

1007
00:58:03,062 --> 00:58:06,262
Willie, he doesn't know you're here.
Just...

1008
00:58:06,733 --> 00:58:08,200
Sort something out.

1009
00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:23,430
And all your friends,
there's a good lad.

1010
00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:26,036
There's only three of us here.

1011
00:58:26,336 --> 00:58:28,154
I don't believe you. Fuck it,
I'm gonna blow his leg off.

1012
00:58:28,254 --> 00:58:29,154
I mean it.

1013
00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:31,541
It's only three of us.

1014
00:58:31,841 --> 00:58:32,626
Plank?

1015
00:58:32,926 --> 00:58:34,859
Yeah.
One of them is out.

1016
00:58:39,182 --> 00:58:40,582
Now open the gate.

1017
00:59:04,123 --> 00:59:06,456
Up, up, up.
There's a good lad.

1018
00:59:24,519 --> 00:59:25,845
John, get them tied up.

1019
00:59:26,145 --> 00:59:27,187
Plank, where's the money?

1020
00:59:27,355 --> 00:59:29,355
There. In those shoeboxes.

1021
00:59:48,084 --> 00:59:49,684
- Where?
- Out the back.

1022
00:59:50,545 --> 00:59:52,289
- And the weed?
- Out the back.

1023
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:53,989
- Point.
- With what?

1024
00:59:54,674 --> 00:59:56,209
Your fucking hands, now.

1025
00:59:56,509 --> 00:59:57,509
I'm tied up.

1026
00:59:58,136 --> 01:00:00,536
Well, nod your head or something.

1027
01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:01,814
Check it out.

1028
01:00:01,915 --> 01:00:04,714
Plank, get Paul
out of that van, lively.

1029
01:00:20,825 --> 01:00:21,725
Knife.

1030
01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:29,743
I'm gonna cut him.
Make sure he knows he's dead.

1031
01:00:30,043 --> 01:00:31,986
How you doing, Mick?
How do you think I'm doing?

1032
01:00:32,086 --> 01:00:34,886
He's fucking nearly chopped me arm off.

1033
01:00:43,264 --> 01:00:44,331
Jesus Christ.

1034
01:00:50,438 --> 01:00:53,438
Lenny, what the fuck's
been going on here?

1035
01:00:53,983 --> 01:00:55,450
Shut up, you idiot.

1036
01:00:56,277 --> 01:00:57,410
It's Hanukkah.

1037
01:00:58,863 --> 01:01:00,072
Well, don't just stand there.

1038
01:01:00,281 --> 01:01:02,400
Have you got the bags?
Can you fit it all in?

1039
01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:03,633
It's a lot.

1040
01:01:05,411 --> 01:01:08,011
I can't get Epping Forest in my van.

1041
01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:10,158
Can't?
I don't wanna hear "can't."

1042
01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:11,326
Bollocks to can't.

1043
01:01:11,626 --> 01:01:15,293
You'll fit it all in if you
have to make two trips.

1044
01:01:19,467 --> 01:01:20,367
Bollocks.

1045
01:01:22,553 --> 01:01:23,663
You've got a ticket already.

1046
01:01:23,763 --> 01:01:25,840
And if you don't move it,
we will move it for you.

1047
01:01:26,140 --> 01:01:27,057
I'll only be a minute.

1048
01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:28,385
You've already been 15.

1049
01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:29,585
Look.

1050
01:01:30,311 --> 01:01:31,186
Come and have a look.

1051
01:01:31,437 --> 01:01:32,514
At what, exactly?

1052
01:01:32,814 --> 01:01:35,081
- Well, the van's half full.
- So?

1053
01:01:35,817 --> 01:01:38,484
So, all I've got to do is fill it up,

1054
01:01:38,986 --> 01:01:40,719
- put you in it...
- What?

1055
01:01:44,283 --> 01:01:45,283
And I'm off.

1056
01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:56,362
Do you think you can carry
more than one bag this time?

1057
01:01:56,462 --> 01:01:58,195
I can't.
My neck, Dog.

1058
01:01:59,298 --> 01:02:00,417
How many more bags?

1059
01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:01,850
Just a couple.

1060
01:02:03,010 --> 01:02:04,477
Mick, you dead yet?

1061
01:02:06,806 --> 01:02:08,047
I'll be all right,

1062
01:02:08,648 --> 01:02:11,206
once I've dealt with
that lanky prick.

1063
01:02:11,644 --> 01:02:12,777
Do it quietly.

1064
01:02:16,649 --> 01:02:19,382
It's time I say,
"Good night, nurse."

1065
01:03:02,653 --> 01:03:05,053
Where the fuck did she come from?

1066
01:03:11,537 --> 01:03:14,604
That is it. Tie her up.
We're out of here.

1067
01:03:45,238 --> 01:03:46,773
What are you doing, Ed?

1068
01:03:47,073 --> 01:03:48,274
Do you want one?

1069
01:03:48,574 --> 01:03:49,408
No, I fucking don't.

1070
01:03:49,580 --> 01:03:51,080
You cannot make a
cup of tea, Edward.

1071
01:03:51,202 --> 01:03:54,614
The entire British Empire
was built on cups of tea.

1072
01:03:54,914 --> 01:03:56,456
Yeah, and look what happened to that.

1073
01:03:56,582 --> 01:03:59,786
And if you think I'm going to war
without one, mate, you're mistaken.

1074
01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:01,819
Going to war with what?

1075
01:04:02,171 --> 01:04:05,438
Have you forgotten those guns,
you dozy prat?

1076
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:28,453
You won't get away with this.

1077
01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:32,267
Paul, what's that?

1078
01:04:32,785 --> 01:04:33,702
It's a traffic warden.

1079
01:04:33,995 --> 01:04:35,354
I can see it's a fucking traffic warden.

1080
01:04:35,454 --> 01:04:37,079
What's he doing in the back of the van?

1081
01:04:37,331 --> 01:04:39,531
He was gonna call the cozzers.

1082
01:04:40,585 --> 01:04:43,385
Fair enough, we'll deal with him later.

1083
01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:47,966
How are we doing, Tom?

1084
01:04:48,301 --> 01:04:49,434
Right as rain.

1085
01:04:50,177 --> 01:04:51,838
I'm just gonna take care of the cabs.

1086
01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:53,338
Keep us posted.

1087
01:04:57,685 --> 01:05:00,285
All right, mate, do you do airports?

1088
01:05:03,357 --> 01:05:05,757
Where the hell are we gonna hide?

1089
01:05:08,154 --> 01:05:10,754
Don't complicate
things. Just hide.

1090
01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:25,070
We're on.

1091
01:05:42,188 --> 01:05:43,806
Cor, they weigh a pound or two.

1092
01:05:44,106 --> 01:05:45,639
Shut up and back up!

1093
01:05:47,860 --> 01:05:49,393
Spin round, big boy.

1094
01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:54,499
What the fuck?

1095
01:05:54,825 --> 01:05:56,492
Stay down.
Stay down!

1096
01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:06,537
Tie them up,
tape them up, hands and face.

1097
01:06:06,837 --> 01:06:07,904
On the floor!

1098
01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:10,965
Bend over the fucking desk.

1099
01:06:16,722 --> 01:06:18,522
Keys.
I want keys. Now!

1100
01:06:21,477 --> 01:06:22,610
I'll find you.

1101
01:06:23,437 --> 01:06:25,139
Course you will, sweetheart.

1102
01:06:25,439 --> 01:06:26,572
I'll find you.

1103
01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:30,228
What do you think this is,
fucking hide-and-seek?

1104
01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:32,528
That one.
Search that one.

1105
01:06:42,707 --> 01:06:47,707
Right, I'll see you in the van when
you've finished with handsome here.

1106
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:07,053
Jesus, that wasn't too bad, was it?

1107
01:07:11,402 --> 01:07:14,981
When the bottle in my arse has
contracted, I'll let you know.

1108
01:07:15,281 --> 01:07:17,214
Bacon, see what we've got.

1109
01:07:18,325 --> 01:07:20,258
Let's have a butchers, eh?

1110
01:07:25,416 --> 01:07:27,483
We've hit the jackpot, lads.

1111
01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:31,998
We've got God knows how much
of this stinking weed,

1112
01:07:32,298 --> 01:07:33,765
a shit load of cash

1113
01:07:36,552 --> 01:07:38,004
and a traffic warden.

1114
01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:39,204
What?

1115
01:07:41,932 --> 01:07:44,465
Jesus, Ed, we got a traffic warden.

1116
01:07:45,770 --> 01:07:47,637
I think he's still alive.

1117
01:07:48,147 --> 01:07:51,225
He's got claret
coming out of him somewhere.

1118
01:07:51,525 --> 01:07:52,718
What did they want
with a traffic warden?

1119
01:07:52,818 --> 01:07:54,729
I don't know,
but I don't think we need him.

1120
01:07:55,029 --> 01:07:56,814
Knock him out
and dump him at the lights.

1121
01:07:57,114 --> 01:07:58,557
Knock him out?
What do you mean, knock him out?

1122
01:07:58,657 --> 01:07:59,657
Knock him out with what?

1123
01:07:59,784 --> 01:08:02,384
I don't know!
Use your imagination!

1124
01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:09,243
Don't touch him up.
Knock him out!

1125
01:08:09,543 --> 01:08:10,870
I'll knock you out in a minute.

1126
01:08:11,170 --> 01:08:12,504
Look, you want to knock him out,

1127
01:08:12,797 --> 01:08:14,197
you knock him out.

1128
01:08:15,299 --> 01:08:17,566
I fucking hate traffic wardens.

1129
01:08:28,521 --> 01:08:32,588
It's about time you gave
my young friends a visit, Chris.

1130
01:08:35,986 --> 01:08:37,897
Tomorrow's the day and mum's the word.

1131
01:08:38,197 --> 01:08:39,690
Now I can't have that, can I, Baz?

1132
01:08:39,990 --> 01:08:41,590
No, Harry, you can't.

1133
01:08:42,034 --> 01:08:43,767
I mean, it's a liberty.

1134
01:08:44,912 --> 01:08:47,406
And I can't have a liberty taken,
can I, Chris?

1135
01:08:47,706 --> 01:08:49,306
No, Harry, you can't.

1136
01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:53,576
I mean, it's enough
to give me the arsehole.

1137
01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:56,999
And I can't have the arsehole,
can I, boys?

1138
01:08:57,299 --> 01:08:58,899
No, Harry, you can't.

1139
01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:08,300
Right, that's it.
We're done.

1140
01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:11,055
- We're off.
- Here, Ed.

1141
01:09:11,355 --> 01:09:13,382
Are you sure it's a good idea
taking this back to yours?

1142
01:09:13,482 --> 01:09:14,759
Well, it's the only place
we can take it,

1143
01:09:14,859 --> 01:09:15,926
and it's the last place
they're gonna look.

1144
01:09:16,026 --> 01:09:16,811
Anyway, fuck it!

1145
01:09:17,111 --> 01:09:18,695
The battle is over and the war is won.

1146
01:09:18,946 --> 01:09:21,399
Now, Tom. You take this
to Nick the Bubble,

1147
01:09:21,699 --> 01:09:23,766
then we get rid of it quick.

1148
01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:39,706
It's skunk, and it's as good as it gets.

1149
01:09:42,094 --> 01:09:43,961
All right, we'll take it.

1150
01:09:44,763 --> 01:09:45,696
Half price.

1151
01:09:47,433 --> 01:09:48,801
I don't think he'll like that.

1152
01:09:49,101 --> 01:09:52,305
You said 3.5 a key,
and you know that's a good price.

1153
01:09:52,605 --> 01:09:54,314
It was yesterday
I said three and a half,

1154
01:09:54,523 --> 01:09:56,684
and now it's today if I'm not mistaken.

1155
01:09:56,984 --> 01:09:59,517
We'll take it tomorrow, half price.

1156
01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:02,072
If he wants to get rid of it quick,

1157
01:10:02,323 --> 01:10:03,240
he'll have to take it.

1158
01:10:03,449 --> 01:10:04,233
Now look,

1159
01:10:04,533 --> 01:10:06,102
I've got a race coming up in a minute,

1160
01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:08,869
so if you'd just be kind enough to...

1161
01:10:16,712 --> 01:10:20,333
Lenny, take that round to Snow White
and the three little chemists.

1162
01:10:20,633 --> 01:10:22,335
They should have a gander of that.

1163
01:10:22,635 --> 01:10:24,435
I want a second opinion.

1164
01:10:29,683 --> 01:10:31,510
Hang on a minute, Nathan.
Something stinks.

1165
01:10:31,810 --> 01:10:33,930
Yeah, your fucking aftershave.

1166
01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:35,763
Fuck you, funny man.

1167
01:10:36,899 --> 01:10:38,766
For God's sake.
Help me.

1168
01:10:39,151 --> 01:10:42,084
- I'm in pain. I'm in so much pain!
- Jesus.

1169
01:10:43,155 --> 01:10:44,523
Go in slowly, Nathan.

1170
01:10:44,823 --> 01:10:46,651
Fuck you, funny man, you go first.

1171
01:10:46,951 --> 01:10:48,986
Just get the fuck in there, will you?

1172
01:10:49,286 --> 01:10:50,786
I want this house searched for bugs.

1173
01:10:50,996 --> 01:10:52,239
I mean, I want it stripped.

1174
01:10:52,539 --> 01:10:53,623
Where's the point in that?

1175
01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:56,068
Even if there was a bug,
they'd have taken it with them.

1176
01:10:56,168 --> 01:10:58,204
It's a bit late for you
to start thinking, John.

1177
01:10:58,504 --> 01:11:00,873
If it's a possibility,
that's good enough for me.

1178
01:11:01,173 --> 01:11:02,658
And when you've stripped this place,

1179
01:11:02,758 --> 01:11:07,491
I want every slag this side of Ceylon
pulled in and tortured badly.

1180
01:11:08,305 --> 01:11:09,915
I want to know
who's responsible for this.

1181
01:11:10,015 --> 01:11:13,015
Otherwise, I'm gonna hold you responsible.

1182
01:11:20,401 --> 01:11:21,534
Not a bad day.

1183
01:11:23,570 --> 01:11:25,770
That pile takes care of Harry.

1184
01:11:27,658 --> 01:11:28,567
What's left over?

1185
01:11:28,867 --> 01:11:31,334
Give me half a chance to count it.

1186
01:11:32,579 --> 01:11:34,779
What about this gear then, eh?

1187
01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:43,082
What, you want a toke on that?

1188
01:11:43,382 --> 01:11:45,466
No, I don't think I want
any of that horrible shit.

1189
01:11:45,634 --> 01:11:48,567
Can we lock up and get drunk now, please?

1190
01:11:50,472 --> 01:11:52,939
We shot one of them in the throat.

1191
01:11:54,351 --> 01:11:55,377
What do you want, a medal?

1192
01:11:55,477 --> 01:12:00,144
I'll shoot you in the fucking throat
if I don't get my ganja back.

1193
01:12:00,482 --> 01:12:03,227
The one you shot,
is he still in there now?

1194
01:12:03,527 --> 01:12:04,729
No, it was another one.

1195
01:12:05,029 --> 01:12:06,562
That's more like it.

1196
01:12:06,905 --> 01:12:07,905
Where is he?

1197
01:12:09,074 --> 01:12:10,941
Well, they took him with.

1198
01:12:11,785 --> 01:12:13,385
No, he's still alive.

1199
01:12:13,996 --> 01:12:16,929
What did you shoot him with?
An air gun?

1200
01:12:22,087 --> 01:12:25,154
Look, we grow weed.
We're not mercenaries.

1201
01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:29,018
You don't say.

1202
01:12:30,262 --> 01:12:31,464
Who could it be?

1203
01:12:31,764 --> 01:12:33,299
Where do we start, Rory?

1204
01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:34,599
Mr. Breaker.

1205
01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:37,384
Today my name is Mr. Breaker.

1206
01:12:39,229 --> 01:12:41,265
You think this is a coincidence?

1207
01:12:41,565 --> 01:12:43,100
This white shite steals my things

1208
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:45,150
and thinks that he can
sell it back to me!

1209
01:12:45,444 --> 01:12:48,111
He's got less brains than you, Lenny!

1210
01:12:48,781 --> 01:12:49,681
Get Nick,

1211
01:12:50,115 --> 01:12:53,515
the greasy wop...
Greek bastard round here now.

1212
01:12:55,037 --> 01:12:58,570
If he's still stupid enough
to be on this planet.

1213
01:14:31,175 --> 01:14:34,253
Your stupidity might be
your one saving grace.

1214
01:14:34,553 --> 01:14:35,421
Uh?

1215
01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:37,588
Don't "uh" me, Greek boy!

1216
01:14:37,931 --> 01:14:40,885
How is it your fucking stupid,
soon-to-be-dead friends

1217
01:14:41,185 --> 01:14:43,596
thought that they might be
able to steal my cannabis,

1218
01:14:43,896 --> 01:14:45,723
and then sell it back to me?

1219
01:14:46,023 --> 01:14:47,850
Is this a declaration of war?

1220
01:14:48,150 --> 01:14:51,312
Is this some white cunt's joke
that black cunts don't get?

1221
01:14:51,612 --> 01:14:54,545
'Cause I'm not fucking laughing, Nicolas!

1222
01:14:56,617 --> 01:14:58,652
I know you couldn't
have known my position,

1223
01:14:58,952 --> 01:15:01,280
'cause you're not that stupid
that if you did,

1224
01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:03,747
you wouldn't have turned up
here scratching your arse

1225
01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:05,618
with that,
"What's going on here" look

1226
01:15:05,918 --> 01:15:08,385
slapped all over your Chevy Chase.

1227
01:15:09,963 --> 01:15:13,430
But what you do know is
where these people live.

1228
01:15:20,432 --> 01:15:22,801
If you hold back anything, I'll kill you.

1229
01:15:23,101 --> 01:15:25,518
If you bend the truth, or I
think you're bending the truth,

1230
01:15:25,646 --> 01:15:26,779
I'll kill you.

1231
01:15:27,105 --> 01:15:28,974
If you forget anything, I'll kill you.

1232
01:15:29,274 --> 01:15:33,687
In fact, you're gonna have to work
very hard to stay alive, Nick.

1233
01:15:33,987 --> 01:15:37,187
Now, do you understand
everything I've said?

1234
01:15:37,616 --> 01:15:40,216
Because if you don't, I'll kill you.

1235
01:15:41,328 --> 01:15:44,861
Now, Mr. Bubble and Squeak,
you may enlighten me.

1236
01:15:50,629 --> 01:15:52,581
So we've got a bit of a problem, ain't we?

1237
01:15:52,881 --> 01:15:54,375
Well, yeah.
Yeah, we do.

1238
01:15:54,675 --> 01:15:55,960
Yeah, yeah, we do.

1239
01:15:56,260 --> 01:15:58,704
In fact, it's a little bit more than
a little bit of a problem, isn't it?

1240
01:15:58,804 --> 01:15:59,872
On a scale of things, you could say

1241
01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:01,623
it's the Mount fucking Everest of problems.

1242
01:16:01,723 --> 01:16:04,510
And the reason it's such a
Mon-fucking-strosity of a problem is,

1243
01:16:04,810 --> 01:16:07,513
you don't even got a first idea
who did this to us, have you?

1244
01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:10,224
Dog, we've been up all night.
It's no one from round here.

1245
01:16:10,524 --> 01:16:12,342
We've had them all lined up
against the wall.

1246
01:16:12,442 --> 01:16:14,219
If he was a toe-rag from
out of manor, we'd know.

1247
01:16:14,319 --> 01:16:15,219
We'd know.

1248
01:16:15,529 --> 01:16:17,523
You'd know?
You'd fucking know?

1249
01:16:17,823 --> 01:16:20,317
You wouldn't know if it was the
next door fucking neighbors!

1250
01:16:20,617 --> 01:16:23,529
Now get out there and find them!
I'm sick of the fucking sight of you!

1251
01:16:23,829 --> 01:16:27,096
Get out of my fucking sight!
You little shit!

1252
01:16:38,093 --> 01:16:38,993
Scarface.

1253
01:16:40,470 --> 01:16:42,137
I've watched Scarface.

1254
01:16:43,015 --> 01:16:47,415
If you want to know how to do a
drug deal, you watch Scarface.

1255
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:50,389
That really inspires confidence, that.

1256
01:16:50,689 --> 01:16:52,016
This guy Rory Breaker...

1257
01:16:52,316 --> 01:16:55,811
Rory Breaker?
Psychotic black dwarf with an Afro?

1258
01:16:56,111 --> 01:16:57,438
That'll be the same man, yes.

1259
01:16:57,738 --> 01:17:00,190
I heard about him.
He's a fucking lunatic.

1260
01:17:00,490 --> 01:17:03,032
Well, he can afford to do the
deal at the price we're selling.

1261
01:17:03,201 --> 01:17:04,478
It's not worth him giving us any trouble,

1262
01:17:04,578 --> 01:17:05,812
because he knows we'll be
a pain in the arse,

1263
01:17:05,912 --> 01:17:07,272
and who needs a pain in the arse?

1264
01:17:07,372 --> 01:17:09,441
I'll take a pain in the arse
for half-a-million quid.

1265
01:17:09,541 --> 01:17:11,333
You'd take a pain in the arse
for air miles.

1266
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,362
Tom, the fatter you get,
the sadder you get.

1267
01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:15,331
Will you two stop flirting for a minute?

1268
01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:19,131
After we pay Hatchet, this deal puts us up

1269
01:17:20,385 --> 01:17:21,985
nearly £200,000 each.

1270
01:17:24,097 --> 01:17:28,230
That's not bad for a morning's work,
I think you'll agree.

1271
01:17:37,944 --> 01:17:39,188
So they had the cash.

1272
01:17:39,488 --> 01:17:40,314
And the puff.

1273
01:17:40,614 --> 01:17:41,881
Cheeky bastards.

1274
01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:43,140
Count it.

1275
01:17:43,867 --> 01:17:48,134
Shit, Dog, there's a lot.
Don't you want to do it next door?

1276
01:17:48,914 --> 01:17:52,618
We're not going next door till we've
flayed them dead men walking.

1277
01:17:52,918 --> 01:17:54,078
We'll count it upstairs.

1278
01:17:54,378 --> 01:17:55,779
I don't want them to see
you fingering their money

1279
01:17:55,879 --> 01:17:57,247
when they walk through the door.

1280
01:17:57,547 --> 01:17:58,880
But, Dog, look...

1281
01:18:00,384 --> 01:18:02,584
Give us it here, dozy bastard.

1282
01:18:06,264 --> 01:18:08,675
Check your guns.
Get yourselves well hid.

1283
01:18:08,975 --> 01:18:11,011
You wait till they get
right inside the door,

1284
01:18:11,311 --> 01:18:13,178
then you give it to them.

1285
01:18:13,647 --> 01:18:16,847
Give me them shooters,
you can use your own.

1286
01:18:27,285 --> 01:18:28,112
Yeah?

1287
01:18:28,412 --> 01:18:30,072
That's no way to answer the phone.

1288
01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:31,573
Is that you, Dean?

1289
01:18:31,873 --> 01:18:33,040
No, it's Lord fucking Lucan.

1290
01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:34,292
Who do you think it is?

1291
01:18:34,418 --> 01:18:35,661
What can I do for you?

1292
01:18:35,961 --> 01:18:38,539
You know those guns I sold you?
I need them back.

1293
01:18:38,839 --> 01:18:39,825
Not likely, I'm afraid.

1294
01:18:40,026 --> 01:18:41,725
I don't think I'll be
seeing them again.

1295
01:18:41,925 --> 01:18:43,634
Look, I've got the money to pay for them.

1296
01:18:43,802 --> 01:18:46,338
I'm sure you do,
but I don't think you understand.

1297
01:18:46,638 --> 01:18:49,007
I ain't gonna be seeing
them or the guns again.

1298
01:18:49,307 --> 01:18:50,217
Can't get them.

1299
01:18:50,517 --> 01:18:52,511
If we can't get them,
we can't get them.

1300
01:18:52,811 --> 01:18:54,171
Well, you'll have to fucking get them.

1301
01:18:54,271 --> 01:18:57,057
Look, we made the fucking deal for
everything inside the cabinet.

1302
01:18:57,357 --> 01:19:00,602
Inside-out-fucking-side.
I don't give a shit.

1303
01:19:00,902 --> 01:19:02,688
You get those guns,
because if you don't...

1304
01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:04,030
Oh, yeah, Bazza, or what?

1305
01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:06,316
Have you heard of Harry Lonsdale?

1306
01:19:06,616 --> 01:19:10,112
Otherwise known as
"Hack you up with a hatchet Harry?"

1307
01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:11,479
Well, this is

1308
01:19:12,664 --> 01:19:14,931
James Bond,
need-to-know time.

1309
01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:19,455
When you dance with the devil,
you wait for the song to stop.

1310
01:19:19,755 --> 01:19:21,088
Know what I mean?

1311
01:19:26,011 --> 01:19:29,339
I mean, find them,
torture them and kill them.

1312
01:19:29,639 --> 01:19:31,592
And bring back what belongs to me.

1313
01:19:31,892 --> 01:19:35,625
Because if you don't,
your family's bang in trouble.

1314
01:19:37,606 --> 01:19:38,640
Who was that?

1315
01:19:38,940 --> 01:19:41,018
That was Harry Horrible Hatchet.

1316
01:19:41,318 --> 01:19:42,478
Jesus, I've heard of him.

1317
01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:46,064
We're in shit.
They were his fucking guns we sold.

1318
01:19:46,364 --> 01:19:47,900
We've got to find them.

1319
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:52,533
Now, no fucking about now, Nick.
Where can I find those guns?

1320
01:20:25,111 --> 01:20:29,411
Six black cocks and a little white
kitten sitting on the side of the road.

1321
01:20:31,910 --> 01:20:34,710
We're gonna do a proper decoration job.

1322
01:20:35,247 --> 01:20:38,447
I want the gray skies
of London illuminated.

1323
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,200
I want that house painted red.

1324
01:20:43,255 --> 01:20:44,155
All right.

1325
01:20:44,589 --> 01:20:46,589
There's this brass standing
on the corner, right.

1326
01:20:46,758 --> 01:20:49,127
Dwarf walks up to her carrying a suitcase.

1327
01:20:49,427 --> 01:20:53,966
Winston, there, is gonna come along
and see if he recognizes any of them.

1328
01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:56,599
Now watch out for these fellows.

1329
01:20:56,977 --> 01:20:58,971
They've got a bit of an arsenal,

1330
01:20:59,271 --> 01:21:00,889
and they don't mind using it.

1331
01:21:01,189 --> 01:21:03,522
And I'm taking down her panties.

1332
01:21:05,819 --> 01:21:07,888
Now, does everyone here know
what they've got to do?

1333
01:21:07,988 --> 01:21:08,988
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1334
01:22:19,684 --> 01:22:21,617
What the fuck is going on?

1335
01:23:05,772 --> 01:23:08,639
You got something here for me, have you?

1336
01:23:09,526 --> 01:23:11,059
Come on, chop-chop.

1337
01:23:19,327 --> 01:23:20,860
Thank you very much.

1338
01:23:22,414 --> 01:23:24,282
He's got the guns.
Go ahead, you get them.

1339
01:23:24,582 --> 01:23:25,482
Why me?

1340
01:23:26,042 --> 01:23:27,485
You're supposed to be the hard case...

1341
01:23:27,585 --> 01:23:30,585
You go and get the guns!
I drive the car!

1342
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:36,628
Good boy.

1343
01:23:36,928 --> 01:23:37,970
Oh, get the fucking guns!

1344
01:23:38,138 --> 01:23:39,706
I'm not going to get the fucking guns!

1345
01:23:39,806 --> 01:23:40,848
You get the fucking guns!

1346
01:23:41,141 --> 01:23:42,274
You fucking...

1347
01:23:46,771 --> 01:23:48,473
All right, wrap them guns up.

1348
01:23:48,773 --> 01:23:50,040
Count the money.

1349
01:23:50,900 --> 01:23:52,352
Put your seat belt on.

1350
01:23:52,652 --> 01:23:53,478
Fucking guns!

1351
01:23:53,778 --> 01:23:57,311
We've got to get the fucking guns,
or we're dead!

1352
01:24:11,463 --> 01:24:15,063
So I made sure I fucked the
one that was coughing.

1353
01:24:27,896 --> 01:24:30,563
Get out of the car, you yuppy fucker!

1354
01:25:00,136 --> 01:25:01,588
He's the one we shot in the neck.

1355
01:25:01,888 --> 01:25:04,088
Is that right, Mr. Botanical?

1356
01:25:31,084 --> 01:25:31,984
Jesus.

1357
01:25:45,306 --> 01:25:48,593
I don't believe this.
What the fuck has happened here?

1358
01:25:48,893 --> 01:25:49,793
Jesus.

1359
01:25:52,147 --> 01:25:54,147
The money. The gear.

1360
01:26:06,744 --> 01:26:07,944
This is fucked.

1361
01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:09,480
No money.

1362
01:26:10,373 --> 01:26:11,273
No weed.

1363
01:26:12,125 --> 01:26:14,828
It's all been replaced
by a pile of corpses.

1364
01:26:15,128 --> 01:26:16,861
All right, don't panic.

1365
01:26:17,463 --> 01:26:18,422
Let's think about this.

1366
01:26:18,590 --> 01:26:19,723
No, fuck that.

1367
01:26:20,258 --> 01:26:23,925
You can think about it.
I am panicking and I'm off.

1368
01:26:32,270 --> 01:26:34,055
How did you get your
hands on these then?

1369
01:26:34,355 --> 01:26:35,515
The boys had them.

1370
01:26:35,815 --> 01:26:37,050
I know you like these sort of things.

1371
01:26:37,150 --> 01:26:39,102
Wondered if you wanted them.

1372
01:26:39,402 --> 01:26:41,002
Yeah, I'll have them.

1373
01:26:41,863 --> 01:26:43,322
Was it hard work getting the money?

1374
01:26:43,448 --> 01:26:44,648
Not especially.

1375
01:26:46,659 --> 01:26:48,859
Upset a few characters though.

1376
01:26:49,954 --> 01:26:50,947
You counted it?

1377
01:26:51,247 --> 01:26:52,991
Yeah.
It's all there, to the pound.

1378
01:26:53,291 --> 01:26:54,409
And they were gonna pay?

1379
01:26:54,709 --> 01:26:56,786
Looks like it, but who knows?

1380
01:26:57,086 --> 01:26:58,330
The opportunity was there.

1381
01:26:58,630 --> 01:27:01,499
In my experience,
it's best to take that opportunity

1382
01:27:01,799 --> 01:27:02,932
if it's there.

1383
01:27:04,302 --> 01:27:05,635
Good work, Chris.

1384
01:27:13,019 --> 01:27:14,721
We've got to get those guns.

1385
01:27:15,021 --> 01:27:17,674
This is dangerous shit, Dean.
We don't even know who lives there.

1386
01:27:17,774 --> 01:27:19,316
Listen, I don't care who lives there!

1387
01:27:19,609 --> 01:27:22,938
All's I know is that it's
preferable to death by Hatchet.

1388
01:27:23,238 --> 01:27:24,238
Fair enough.

1389
01:27:24,864 --> 01:27:25,764
Let's go.

1390
01:27:49,764 --> 01:27:52,231
I don't think it's the right move.

1391
01:27:52,558 --> 01:27:53,744
It's either that,

1392
01:27:53,945 --> 01:27:57,291
the old boy's place and
we lose a digit daily.

1393
01:27:57,897 --> 01:27:59,430
I'm gonna phone him.

1394
01:27:59,732 --> 01:28:00,558
As if he'll care.

1395
01:28:00,858 --> 01:28:01,854
He'll care all right.

1396
01:28:01,955 --> 01:28:03,661
That was supposed
to be his money.

1397
01:28:03,861 --> 01:28:05,897
Whether he cares about us
or not is different.

1398
01:28:06,197 --> 01:28:07,597
Pass me the phone.

1399
01:28:23,715 --> 01:28:24,615
Yeah?

1400
01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:26,501
That you, boy?

1401
01:28:26,801 --> 01:28:28,753
It's Ed, if that's what you mean.

1402
01:28:29,053 --> 01:28:30,453
Pay day, isn't it?

1403
01:28:31,306 --> 01:28:34,306
Yeah. I wanted to talk
to you about that.

1404
01:28:34,726 --> 01:28:35,993
I'll bet you do.

1405
01:28:36,519 --> 01:28:38,353
I've got half-a-million
nickers sitting here,

1406
01:28:38,563 --> 01:28:40,807
which means some poor sod doesn't.

1407
01:28:41,107 --> 01:28:43,974
You've been upsetting a few people, boy.

1408
01:28:44,694 --> 01:28:47,063
But that really isn't my concern, is it?

1409
01:28:47,363 --> 01:28:50,296
What does concern me
is the guns you had.

1410
01:28:51,242 --> 01:28:53,778
And I want to talk to you about that.

1411
01:28:54,078 --> 01:28:57,678
So get your arse over here now,
and I do mean now.

1412
01:29:32,492 --> 01:29:34,692
Bastard! You fucking bastard!

1413
01:29:36,621 --> 01:29:37,888
Fucking bastard!

1414
01:29:46,381 --> 01:29:48,781
What the fuck are you doing here?

1415
01:30:04,899 --> 01:30:05,887
Job well done.

1416
01:30:06,388 --> 01:30:08,599
We made a few quid
out of that one.

1417
01:30:08,903 --> 01:30:09,687
Son?

1418
01:30:09,987 --> 01:30:11,854
Made a few quid, did you?

1419
01:30:12,323 --> 01:30:13,856
Where's what I want?

1420
01:30:15,535 --> 01:30:16,827
You all right down there, mate?

1421
01:30:16,994 --> 01:30:18,363
Very fucking funny.

1422
01:30:18,663 --> 01:30:20,196
Where's what I want?

1423
01:30:20,873 --> 01:30:22,408
I've just left it in the office.

1424
01:30:22,708 --> 01:30:24,702
We better go to the office
and get it then.

1425
01:30:25,002 --> 01:30:27,205
That's if you want your son
to see his next birthday.

1426
01:30:27,505 --> 01:30:28,915
Now chop-fucking-chop.

1427
01:30:29,215 --> 01:30:30,948
All right, fair enough.

1428
01:30:32,718 --> 01:30:34,251
Where are you going?

1429
01:30:34,929 --> 01:30:38,196
It's a 30-second drive
or a five-minute walk.

1430
01:30:38,516 --> 01:30:40,593
And I couldn't have parked outside.

1431
01:30:40,893 --> 01:30:42,560
I'd have got a ticket.

1432
01:30:43,256 --> 01:30:44,797
I suppose that don't matter now, does it?

1433
01:30:44,897 --> 01:30:46,164
Just be careful.

1434
01:30:47,066 --> 01:30:47,966
Right.

1435
01:30:55,616 --> 01:30:57,483
- You and me.
- You and who?

1436
01:30:57,869 --> 01:31:00,669
You know where the door handle is, Tom.

1437
01:31:23,661 --> 01:31:25,161
Oh, no, not again!

1438
01:31:41,704 --> 01:31:43,171
That's it. I'm off.

1439
01:31:44,874 --> 01:31:45,574
Tom,

1440
01:31:46,875 --> 01:31:48,074
that is our bag.

1441
01:32:06,979 --> 01:32:08,446
- Ed.
- Hold on.

1442
01:32:22,119 --> 01:32:23,386
This is our bag.

1443
01:32:26,791 --> 01:32:27,666
That's it, we're off.

1444
01:32:27,959 --> 01:32:29,569
I'll see you in the car.
I'm gonna take these guns.

1445
01:32:29,669 --> 01:32:30,620
Tom, don't fuck about!

1446
01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:31,863
I'll see you in the car.

1447
01:32:31,963 --> 01:32:34,230
- Tom.
- It'll only take a minute.

1448
01:32:49,730 --> 01:32:51,063
What is going on?

1449
01:32:51,649 --> 01:32:52,682
I don't know.

1450
01:32:52,983 --> 01:32:55,982
But what I do know is
there's no more Harry,

1451
01:32:57,363 --> 01:32:59,524
which means there's no more debt.

1452
01:32:59,824 --> 01:33:03,152
And if there's no more debt,
there's no more problem.

1453
01:33:03,452 --> 01:33:05,609
And there's no problem
with the neighbors,

1454
01:33:05,810 --> 01:33:07,173
because they're all dead.

1455
01:33:07,373 --> 01:33:09,773
And I think, if I get this right,

1456
01:33:11,460 --> 01:33:15,393
we haven't done anything wrong,
and we're in the clear.

1457
01:33:47,872 --> 01:33:49,805
Never ever has anyone ever

1458
01:33:52,376 --> 01:33:54,226
been as fucking rude

1459
01:33:55,127 --> 01:33:55,909
to me

1460
01:33:56,797 --> 01:33:58,130
as you did!

1461
01:33:58,799 --> 01:34:00,366
Fucking bastard!

1462
01:34:18,861 --> 01:34:20,394
You all right, mate?

1463
01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:22,480
Cheeky bastard.

1464
01:34:41,384 --> 01:34:44,462
Now this was an embarrassing
position for Tom to be in.

1465
01:34:44,762 --> 01:34:46,339
But Chris had to respect the fact

1466
01:34:46,639 --> 01:34:50,134
that he was holding what appeared
to be a pair of loaded shotguns.

1467
01:34:50,434 --> 01:34:53,846
And Tom had to respect the fact
that they were not loaded.

1468
01:34:54,146 --> 01:34:57,079
So, without anybody losing too much face,

1469
01:34:57,525 --> 01:35:00,978
Tom left through a side door,
and Chris left with the money.

1470
01:35:01,278 --> 01:35:03,611
And everybody else got arrested.

1471
01:35:07,785 --> 01:35:09,385
He's not one of them.

1472
01:35:24,677 --> 01:35:28,144
I think your dad would
like a word with you, Ed.

1473
01:35:31,475 --> 01:35:32,510
Where are the others?

1474
01:35:32,810 --> 01:35:36,277
They got out yesterday.
They're back at the bar.

1475
01:35:51,245 --> 01:35:52,196
All right, Dad?

1476
01:35:52,496 --> 01:35:53,573
I'm all right.

1477
01:35:53,873 --> 01:35:55,032
How about yourself?

1478
01:35:55,332 --> 01:35:56,732
Oh, I'm all right.

1479
01:35:58,127 --> 01:35:59,620
Could do with a drink, though.

1480
01:35:59,920 --> 01:36:02,453
All in good time, all in good time.

1481
01:36:03,132 --> 01:36:04,965
So, you in the clear?

1482
01:36:06,135 --> 01:36:07,868
More importantly, am I?

1483
01:36:10,055 --> 01:36:11,188
It appears so.

1484
01:36:12,308 --> 01:36:13,208
Appears?

1485
01:36:14,518 --> 01:36:17,305
You'll have to do better than
fucking appears, my friend.

1486
01:36:17,605 --> 01:36:19,440
Well, everybody's dead, Dad.

1487
01:36:19,841 --> 01:36:22,451
I think that's about as
clear as you can get.

1488
01:36:22,651 --> 01:36:24,103
How about that drink?

1489
01:36:24,403 --> 01:36:25,813
You know where the bar is.

1490
01:36:26,113 --> 01:36:27,013
Hey?

1491
01:36:28,908 --> 01:36:31,652
Don't make yourself too comfortable.
Alan's got to sit there.

1492
01:36:31,952 --> 01:36:32,852
Alan!

1493
01:36:36,457 --> 01:36:40,724
You're lucky you're still breathing,
let alone able to walk.

1494
01:36:41,212 --> 01:36:44,612
I suggest you take
full advantage of that fact.

1495
01:37:09,657 --> 01:37:11,124
You took your time.

1496
01:37:11,575 --> 01:37:12,944
Where the hell have you been?

1497
01:37:13,244 --> 01:37:15,044
Sit down, I'll tell you.

1498
01:37:20,876 --> 01:37:24,809
So the traffic warden identified
the neighbors' bodies,

1499
01:37:25,631 --> 01:37:28,164
which sort of puts us in the clear.

1500
01:37:28,843 --> 01:37:33,176
The only thing connecting us
with the case is those shotguns.

1501
01:37:33,514 --> 01:37:35,447
And Tom took care of them.

1502
01:37:36,809 --> 01:37:40,476
You did take care of the shotguns,
didn't you, Tom?

1503
01:37:41,897 --> 01:37:43,356
I wanted to talk to you about that.

1504
01:37:43,607 --> 01:37:44,540
Well, talk.

1505
01:37:46,310 --> 01:37:47,977
Well, actually, no.

1506
01:37:50,377 --> 01:37:51,599
I've got them sitting in the car.

1507
01:37:51,699 --> 01:37:53,309
I was gonna sell them back
to Nick the Greek,

1508
01:37:53,409 --> 01:37:55,436
but I'm having a bit of
trouble getting hold of him.

1509
01:37:55,536 --> 01:37:56,904
You dippy bastard.

1510
01:37:57,204 --> 01:37:58,104
So,

1511
01:37:59,290 --> 01:38:02,290
the only thing connecting us with the case

1512
01:38:03,544 --> 01:38:06,205
is in the back of your car,
which is parked outside?

1513
01:38:06,505 --> 01:38:08,053
They cost us 700 quid.

1514
01:38:08,254 --> 01:38:10,405
I'm not gonna
throw them away.

1515
01:38:11,093 --> 01:38:13,963
And they're hardly likely to
trace them back to us, are they?

1516
01:38:14,263 --> 01:38:17,133
Do you really think it's worth
taking the risk for £700?

1517
01:38:17,433 --> 01:38:18,900
Tom, you're a dick.

1518
01:38:20,060 --> 01:38:22,888
Now you take those guns,
and you throw them off a bridge.

1519
01:38:23,188 --> 01:38:25,016
And throw yourself off
while you're at it.

1520
01:38:25,316 --> 01:38:26,216
Now, Tom.

1521
01:38:31,572 --> 01:38:33,572
- Look, all I'm...
- Now, Tom!

1522
01:38:41,081 --> 01:38:42,867
Can I have a beer, please, Dad?

1523
01:38:43,167 --> 01:38:45,167
I'm busy.
Get it yourself.

1524
01:39:02,019 --> 01:39:04,722
It seemed Hatchet
underestimated you lot,

1525
01:39:05,022 --> 01:39:07,222
and it seems to have cost him.

1526
01:39:08,233 --> 01:39:11,354
Well, I ain't gonna make
the same mistake now, am I?

1527
01:39:11,654 --> 01:39:14,254
So I've decided to bring your bag back.

1528
01:39:16,200 --> 01:39:20,363
I think the word you're looking for,
gentlemen, is "thank you."

1529
01:39:20,663 --> 01:39:21,563
Thank you.

1530
01:39:23,290 --> 01:39:26,090
Now you've presented me with a problem.

1531
01:39:26,418 --> 01:39:28,085
I've lost my employer.

1532
01:39:30,005 --> 01:39:32,872
So I've taken care of meself and me son.

1533
01:39:34,635 --> 01:39:36,087
Now if you think that's unfair,

1534
01:39:36,387 --> 01:39:38,547
you come and pay me a little visit.

1535
01:39:38,847 --> 01:39:40,591
But you better be waving a white flag

1536
01:39:40,891 --> 01:39:43,424
high and clear, so as I can see it.

1537
01:39:45,020 --> 01:39:48,487
Or it'll be the last little
visit you ever make.

1538
01:39:48,899 --> 01:39:50,099
You understand?

1539
01:39:52,403 --> 01:39:54,470
That's all I've come to say.

1540
01:39:56,657 --> 01:39:58,457
There is one more thing.

1541
01:40:01,078 --> 01:40:02,611
It's been emotional.

1542
01:40:30,816 --> 01:40:33,352
We are now officially in the
money-lending business.

1543
01:40:33,652 --> 01:40:35,119
You all right, Son?

1544
01:40:35,696 --> 01:40:37,363
Put your seat belt on.

1545
01:40:37,823 --> 01:40:39,223
We're out of here.

1546
01:40:48,167 --> 01:40:49,100
It's empty.

1547
01:42:00,614 --> 01:42:02,014
What's his number?

1548
01:42:09,164 --> 01:42:09,983
Don't, don't!

1549
01:42:10,184 --> 01:42:12,797
You'll jam the line!
I'll call him.

1550
01:42:19,383 --> 01:42:20,751
My fucking battery.

1551
01:42:21,051 --> 01:42:22,419
- Oh, you...
- Give me the phone!

1552
01:42:22,719 --> 01:42:24,388
- No, fuck off! I'll dial it!
- Give me the phone!

1553
01:42:24,488 --> 01:42:28,355
- Just be calm for a minute.
- All right, shut up and tell me the number!

1554
01:42:37,526 --> 01:42:38,735
Fuck you! Give me your phone!

1555
01:42:38,902 --> 01:42:42,569
- You'll break it! Just calm down!
- Give me the phone!

1556
01:42:45,784 --> 01:42:47,951
Look, you'll break it,
and it'll be fucked, won't it?

1557
01:42:48,162 --> 01:42:50,829
Will you shut?
It's fucking ringing!