1 00:00:44,983 --> 00:00:46,144 I'm just like you. 2 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,463 For the most part, my life is totally normal. 3 00:00:48,487 --> 00:00:50,274 Happy birthday. No! 4 00:00:50,447 --> 00:00:52,530 My dad was the annoyingly handsome quarterback 5 00:00:52,658 --> 00:00:54,570 who married the hot valedictorian. 6 00:00:55,702 --> 00:00:57,489 And, no, they didn't peak in high school. 7 00:00:59,289 --> 00:01:00,530 I have a sister I actually like. 8 00:01:00,749 --> 00:01:01,910 Not that I'd ever tell her that. 9 00:01:02,084 --> 00:01:04,687 And last year, and 200 episodes of Chopped ago... 10 00:01:04,711 --> 00:01:06,327 she decided she wanted to be a chef. 11 00:01:06,630 --> 00:01:08,963 Which means we're pretty much all her test subjects now. 12 00:01:16,056 --> 00:01:17,137 Is it spicy, Jack? 13 00:01:18,267 --> 00:01:20,161 Oh! Gracious. Oh, my gosh. 14 00:01:20,185 --> 00:01:21,767 And then there's my friends. 15 00:01:23,897 --> 00:01:26,856 Two of them, I've known since pretty much the beginning of time. 16 00:01:27,192 --> 00:01:29,229 Or at least kindergarten. No. No. 17 00:01:29,528 --> 00:01:30,564 Oh! Sorry! Okay. How 'bout that? 18 00:01:32,948 --> 00:01:35,051 One of them, I just met a few months ago, 19 00:01:35,075 --> 00:01:36,611 but it feels like I've known her forever. 20 00:01:36,994 --> 00:01:38,110 We do everything friends do. 21 00:01:38,245 --> 00:01:40,098 We drink way too much iced coffee, 22 00:01:40,122 --> 00:01:42,475 watch bad '90s movies and hang out at Waffle House 23 00:01:42,499 --> 00:01:44,707 dreaming of college and gorging on carbs. 24 00:01:58,140 --> 00:01:59,301 So, like I said. 25 00:02:00,392 --> 00:02:01,553 I'm just like you. 26 00:02:01,727 --> 00:02:04,094 I have a totally, perfectly normal life. 27 00:02:07,065 --> 00:02:09,102 Except I have one huge-ass secret. 28 00:02:25,542 --> 00:02:27,408 Hey! Morning! Oh! 29 00:02:28,295 --> 00:02:29,376 Hey! Sorry. 30 00:02:29,504 --> 00:02:30,790 I didn't realize you were masturbating. 31 00:02:31,006 --> 00:02:31,917 Yeah, very funny. 32 00:02:32,174 --> 00:02:33,401 Your sister's downstairs making some 33 00:02:33,425 --> 00:02:35,570 la-Di-da pancake thing she saw on Top Chef, 34 00:02:35,594 --> 00:02:37,051 so we should probably go eat that. 35 00:02:37,304 --> 00:02:38,761 Great. I'll be down in just a second. 36 00:02:38,889 --> 00:02:41,802 Okay. Right after you finish searching the internet for... 37 00:02:42,309 --> 00:02:44,426 lingerie photos of Gigi Habib? 38 00:02:44,770 --> 00:02:46,932 It's Hadid. 39 00:02:47,439 --> 00:02:49,792 Right. I didn't realize she was your girlfriend. 40 00:02:49,816 --> 00:02:50,932 All right, finish up here. 41 00:02:52,152 --> 00:02:53,359 You got me. 42 00:03:02,829 --> 00:03:03,890 Morning, guys. 43 00:03:03,914 --> 00:03:05,016 Simon, have a seat, honey. 44 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,267 Morning, Simon. You gotta eat your breakfast. 45 00:03:06,291 --> 00:03:07,268 Please don't tell me 46 00:03:07,292 --> 00:03:09,062 that breakfast is the most important meal of the day 47 00:03:09,086 --> 00:03:11,043 because that is just so cliché. You're better than that. 48 00:03:11,171 --> 00:03:13,399 I was gonna say breakfast lowers LDL cholesterol 49 00:03:13,423 --> 00:03:15,276 and prevents fluctuating glucose levels 50 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:16,757 that lead to type two diabetes. Oh! 51 00:03:17,469 --> 00:03:18,334 Touché. 52 00:03:19,137 --> 00:03:21,174 Nora. These are incredible. 53 00:03:21,431 --> 00:03:23,263 Cornmeal pancakes with blackberry compote. 54 00:03:24,393 --> 00:03:25,474 But they're not crumbly enough. 55 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:27,559 Stop it. They're perfect. 56 00:03:28,939 --> 00:03:29,895 Eat up, Bieber. 57 00:03:30,232 --> 00:03:31,501 Okay, I didn't put very much powder... 58 00:03:31,525 --> 00:03:32,835 See you, guys. See you, Simon. 59 00:03:32,859 --> 00:03:34,725 Hey, honey. Be back by seven! It's TV night. 60 00:03:47,666 --> 00:03:48,531 Hey! 61 00:03:49,251 --> 00:03:50,116 Morning! 62 00:03:50,627 --> 00:03:52,289 It's Simon! I live right here! 63 00:03:54,214 --> 00:03:55,580 I like your boots! 64 00:03:58,885 --> 00:03:59,966 Okay, bye! 65 00:04:08,270 --> 00:04:09,477 God damn. 66 00:04:28,915 --> 00:04:30,156 Yo! Yo! 67 00:04:30,417 --> 00:04:32,270 Had the craziest dream last night. 68 00:04:32,294 --> 00:04:34,206 Hey, Nick, you have the craziest dream every night. 69 00:04:34,463 --> 00:04:35,898 You don't understand. I'm in this cave, right? 70 00:04:35,922 --> 00:04:37,066 Or maybe it's in outer space. 71 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:38,626 David Beckham is there with these two contact lenses 72 00:04:38,884 --> 00:04:41,092 and then like, blue one or red one, like he's a sexy 73 00:04:41,303 --> 00:04:42,613 Morpheus from Matrix. 74 00:04:42,637 --> 00:04:44,157 And I don't know which one to pick. 75 00:04:44,181 --> 00:04:45,717 I don't know what to do with these things. 76 00:04:46,016 --> 00:04:48,429 Oh, my God. Have you guys seen CreekSecrets today? 77 00:04:48,685 --> 00:04:50,517 First of all, you are obsessed with that blog, so... 78 00:04:50,771 --> 00:04:52,182 Okay, but apparently, Becca Peterson 79 00:04:52,439 --> 00:04:55,056 got caught giving Ryan O'Donovan an HJ in the pool. 80 00:04:55,317 --> 00:04:57,003 That's the real reason they drained it. 81 00:04:57,027 --> 00:04:58,859 Man, our janitor needs a raise. Oh, my God. 82 00:04:59,070 --> 00:05:00,561 And an HPV vaccine. 83 00:05:01,490 --> 00:05:02,800 Leah, I have this dream, right? 84 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:04,260 Nick, we have a rule, remember? 85 00:05:04,284 --> 00:05:05,946 No analyzing dreams before coffee. 86 00:05:09,414 --> 00:05:11,392 Hi, could we get four iced coffees, please? 87 00:05:11,416 --> 00:05:13,157 Oh, could you get Abby's with milk? She likes milk. 88 00:05:13,627 --> 00:05:15,584 One with milk. What are you, her barista? 89 00:05:16,463 --> 00:05:19,171 It's not hard to remember "with milk." 90 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:24,836 Thank you. 91 00:05:32,229 --> 00:05:33,310 Hey! 92 00:05:36,107 --> 00:05:37,393 Hey. Hey. 93 00:05:37,567 --> 00:05:40,213 Oh, thank you. I am figuratively dying. 94 00:05:40,237 --> 00:05:42,024 So, Abby, last night I dreamt 95 00:05:42,197 --> 00:05:43,654 I put the wrong contacts in my eyes. 96 00:05:43,782 --> 00:05:45,927 Another dream. You're like... Hmm. 97 00:05:45,951 --> 00:05:47,032 You're like the love child of 98 00:05:47,244 --> 00:05:49,577 Sigmund Freud and Cristiano Ronaldo. 99 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:51,241 Oh, my God. Thanks. 100 00:05:51,456 --> 00:05:53,100 Now, look. I can't see anything 101 00:05:53,124 --> 00:05:54,685 and I'm stumbling around in this cave, 102 00:05:54,709 --> 00:05:56,996 crashing into stuff, and then, I wake up. 103 00:05:57,462 --> 00:05:59,044 That's it? Yeah. 104 00:05:59,798 --> 00:06:01,692 Maybe it's something that you're not seeing clearly. 105 00:06:01,716 --> 00:06:03,423 Like something that's, like, right in front of your face. 106 00:06:04,010 --> 00:06:05,342 What am I not seeing? 107 00:06:06,304 --> 00:06:07,795 No idea. 108 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,806 Ooh! Ooh! 109 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:48,030 We should be hot Pokémon for Halloween. 110 00:06:48,054 --> 00:06:50,137 Oh, yeah. But I get to be slutty Charmander. 111 00:06:50,390 --> 00:06:51,597 Cool scarf, Ethan. 112 00:06:51,850 --> 00:06:53,432 Hope it doesn't get caught in your vagina. 113 00:06:53,602 --> 00:06:55,663 Great choice on the cargo pants, by the way. 114 00:06:55,687 --> 00:06:57,929 It looks like you got gangbanged by a T.J. Maxx. 115 00:06:58,106 --> 00:06:59,267 Whatever, fag. 116 00:07:01,359 --> 00:07:02,837 Honestly, it's just 117 00:07:02,861 --> 00:07:04,397 not even a challenge anymore. 118 00:07:04,613 --> 00:07:05,756 Dicks. 119 00:07:05,780 --> 00:07:07,612 Wish Ethan wouldn't make it so easy for them. 120 00:07:07,908 --> 00:07:09,135 Yeah, well, at my old school, 121 00:07:09,159 --> 00:07:10,595 that would have been settled with a knife fight. 122 00:07:10,619 --> 00:07:14,807 Good morning, Creekwood High! 123 00:07:14,831 --> 00:07:16,163 Come on, phones off! 124 00:07:16,291 --> 00:07:17,702 There's a whole world to look at! 125 00:07:18,126 --> 00:07:19,662 You can look people in the eyes! 126 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:22,123 Gah! Yeah. 127 00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:23,712 Stop with the selfies. You're not all that. 128 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,331 I'll see you guys at lunch. Yeah. 129 00:07:25,467 --> 00:07:27,925 Wow! Simonay. 130 00:07:28,094 --> 00:07:29,697 Look at those new kicks, my brother. 131 00:07:29,721 --> 00:07:31,908 Where'd you get those? Where could I get a pair of those? 132 00:07:31,932 --> 00:07:33,159 I forget. Sorry. You forget? 133 00:07:33,183 --> 00:07:34,619 Come on, you gotta let me know the brand! 134 00:07:34,643 --> 00:07:35,975 I want to be sneaker brothers. 135 00:07:36,144 --> 00:07:40,184 Oh, I see more phones! Who took your phones now? 136 00:07:40,315 --> 00:07:44,776 Me! Me! Me took your phones now! You can get 'em at my office! 137 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:47,733 I can't believe we have to be off book, in like, two weeks. 138 00:07:47,948 --> 00:07:49,940 Seriously, Sally Bowles never shuts the eff up. 139 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,677 Don't you wish you were talentless like me? 140 00:07:51,701 --> 00:07:52,887 Here. Let me show you a thing or two. 141 00:07:52,911 --> 00:07:54,152 Because then you could just be living 142 00:07:54,371 --> 00:07:55,828 the easy life as company member number eight. 143 00:07:57,123 --> 00:07:58,785 Well, well, well... 144 00:07:59,376 --> 00:08:01,493 If it isn't my fellow thespians. 145 00:08:02,420 --> 00:08:03,285 Hey, Martin. 146 00:08:03,672 --> 00:08:05,629 Hey, Spier. Hey, Abby. 147 00:08:06,132 --> 00:08:06,997 Hi. 148 00:08:07,384 --> 00:08:09,046 Excited to rehearse with you later. 149 00:08:10,470 --> 00:08:11,614 Hey, uh, so, fun fact. 150 00:08:11,638 --> 00:08:13,783 You know that Cabaret was actually based off a play 151 00:08:13,807 --> 00:08:14,797 called I Am Camera? 152 00:08:14,933 --> 00:08:17,346 Then I Am a Camera was based off this novel 153 00:08:17,477 --> 00:08:19,038 called Goodbye to Berlin. 154 00:08:19,062 --> 00:08:21,054 And Goodbye to Berlin was actually based off 155 00:08:21,314 --> 00:08:22,521 Christopher Isherwood's 156 00:08:22,941 --> 00:08:24,728 early years in Berlin. 157 00:08:24,985 --> 00:08:26,921 Wow. That's awesome. I have homeroom. 158 00:08:26,945 --> 00:08:27,856 Yeah. All right. 159 00:08:27,988 --> 00:08:29,382 Well, I think she found that interesting. 160 00:08:29,406 --> 00:08:30,442 Bye, Martin. 161 00:08:30,949 --> 00:08:32,440 Bye, big boy. 162 00:08:33,827 --> 00:08:35,784 Suraj! Now. 163 00:08:37,539 --> 00:08:38,780 Come on. You know the drill. 164 00:08:40,166 --> 00:08:42,603 I've had an inspiration. How about The Affair? 165 00:08:42,627 --> 00:08:45,415 No. No. We cannot watch The Affair as a family. 166 00:08:45,547 --> 00:08:46,503 Why not? 167 00:08:46,631 --> 00:08:48,122 Because it's all about sex. 168 00:08:48,508 --> 00:08:50,653 Oh, well, God forbid we should watch people make love. 169 00:08:50,677 --> 00:08:51,508 Oh, God. 170 00:08:51,761 --> 00:08:54,048 Oh, my God. You guys are so repressed. 171 00:08:54,347 --> 00:08:57,368 Don't therapize us, okay? We are not your patients. 172 00:08:57,392 --> 00:08:58,553 We're your family. That's true. 173 00:08:58,685 --> 00:09:00,847 If you were my patients, you'd be much more well-adjusted. 174 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:03,019 Oh. Nice therapy burn, baby. Thank you. 175 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,147 She got you. You know what? 176 00:09:05,358 --> 00:09:07,099 We didn't see last week's episode of The Bachelor. 177 00:09:07,402 --> 00:09:09,046 How did that guy even become the bachelor? 178 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:09,935 Why? 179 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,437 Well, he's clearly gay. 180 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:13,481 No, he's not. Really? 181 00:09:13,616 --> 00:09:15,482 He's handsome. That date, where he took the girl 182 00:09:15,618 --> 00:09:17,138 to the "make your own perfume" place? 183 00:09:17,162 --> 00:09:19,015 Dad! The producers plan those dates. 184 00:09:19,039 --> 00:09:20,075 He is so fruity. He's so fruity. 185 00:09:20,373 --> 00:09:22,365 He's a one-man pride parade. Are you kidding me? 186 00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:24,103 He has more chemistry Just stop it. 187 00:09:24,127 --> 00:09:26,414 With Chris Harrison than any of those girls. 188 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,671 After this, I gotta show you something. 189 00:09:30,216 --> 00:09:31,736 Okay? Let's watch The Americans. 190 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,592 Every single episode, you here next to me. 191 00:09:33,845 --> 00:09:35,406 So your mother decided that we should make 192 00:09:35,430 --> 00:09:36,949 each other anniversary presents this year. 193 00:09:36,973 --> 00:09:39,181 You know, so they came from the heart, or some crap. 194 00:09:39,350 --> 00:09:41,637 Anyway, I decided to come up with this bad boy. 195 00:09:41,770 --> 00:09:42,635 Look at this. 196 00:09:42,771 --> 00:09:45,514 I present to you, a Jack Spier production. 197 00:09:50,361 --> 00:09:51,226 Wait, wait. 198 00:09:52,155 --> 00:09:53,020 Look at that! 199 00:09:53,573 --> 00:09:55,109 Oh, it's so good. 200 00:10:00,747 --> 00:10:02,079 Look at this. Wait, wait, wait. 201 00:10:05,251 --> 00:10:06,287 Yup. Okay. 202 00:10:07,754 --> 00:10:08,790 What are you... 203 00:10:09,047 --> 00:10:11,539 Look, this is your 20th anniversary, 204 00:10:11,674 --> 00:10:13,336 so I'm gonna be super real with you right now. 205 00:10:13,843 --> 00:10:15,630 This looks like a fourth grader made it. 206 00:10:15,804 --> 00:10:18,171 And not even the smartest fourth grader in the class. 207 00:10:18,431 --> 00:10:20,117 Just, like, a deeply average fourth grader. 208 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,803 What are you talking about? This is amazing. 209 00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:23,972 I got fade-ins. I got dissolves. 210 00:10:24,229 --> 00:10:25,706 This is beautiful. Get up for a second. 211 00:10:25,730 --> 00:10:27,096 I'll help you. Trust me. 212 00:10:27,398 --> 00:10:29,014 We can make this good. We just gotta put in... 213 00:10:29,901 --> 00:10:31,392 you know, some home video. 214 00:10:32,112 --> 00:10:34,775 Maybe put in some better music. 215 00:10:35,073 --> 00:10:37,315 "Better music"? This was huge when we were young. 216 00:10:37,617 --> 00:10:39,654 Yeah. So was Bill Cosby. 217 00:10:52,715 --> 00:10:54,672 Hey. Have you seen the new post? 218 00:10:54,926 --> 00:10:56,292 No. What? Oh, my God. 219 00:10:56,427 --> 00:10:57,838 You know, I'm never getting back in that pool again. 220 00:10:58,096 --> 00:11:00,133 Wait, no. About the closeted gay kid at school. 221 00:11:03,226 --> 00:11:04,091 What? 222 00:11:04,769 --> 00:11:06,135 Yeah, it's on CreekSecrets. 223 00:11:16,030 --> 00:11:17,566 Who do you think it is? 224 00:11:17,699 --> 00:11:19,510 I bet it's that sophomore with the rimless glasses. 225 00:11:19,534 --> 00:11:20,399 I get a vibe. 226 00:11:21,035 --> 00:11:22,071 Actually. Hmm. 227 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:23,910 Maybe it's Parker O'Malley. 228 00:11:24,289 --> 00:11:26,016 I've heard he's, like, obsessed with Les Mis. 229 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:27,726 Oh, gosh. Jeez. I gotta go. 230 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,412 Bieber just took a dump on the floor. 231 00:11:29,586 --> 00:11:30,729 Aw, Beebs. 232 00:11:30,753 --> 00:11:31,994 Feed him some rice... Can I call you back? 233 00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:38,375 "Sometimes I feel like I'm stuck on a Ferris wheel. 234 00:11:38,803 --> 00:11:40,260 One minute I'm on top of the world, 235 00:11:40,388 --> 00:11:41,629 and the next, I'm at rock bottom. 236 00:11:41,848 --> 00:11:44,135 Over and over, all day long. 237 00:11:44,350 --> 00:11:46,182 Because a lot of my life is great, 238 00:11:46,311 --> 00:11:47,722 but nobody knows I'm gay. 239 00:11:48,438 --> 00:11:49,303 Blue." 240 00:12:40,156 --> 00:12:41,192 Blue. Okay. 241 00:12:51,918 --> 00:12:53,875 Dear Blue, I'm just like you. 242 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,940 For the most part, my life is totally normal. 243 00:12:55,964 --> 00:12:57,524 My dad was the annoyingly handsome quarterback 244 00:12:57,548 --> 00:12:58,901 who married the hot valedictorian. 245 00:12:58,925 --> 00:13:00,257 And no, they didn't peak in high school. 246 00:13:00,385 --> 00:13:02,342 I have a sister I actually like. Not that I'd ever tell her that. 247 00:13:02,595 --> 00:13:04,281 And then, there's my friends. 248 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,575 We do everything friends do. We drink way too much... 249 00:13:06,599 --> 00:13:08,465 So, like I said, I'm just like you. 250 00:13:08,810 --> 00:13:11,052 I have a totally, perfectly normal life. 251 00:13:11,729 --> 00:13:13,470 Except I have one huge-ass secret. 252 00:13:38,423 --> 00:13:39,504 Jacques. 253 00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:55,437 Hey. Morning. 254 00:14:11,205 --> 00:14:12,070 Nothin'. 255 00:14:16,252 --> 00:14:18,022 Math is what we're talking about. 256 00:14:18,046 --> 00:14:20,880 Can anyone answer for me how we find the value 257 00:14:21,007 --> 00:14:22,669 of "d-y by d-x" 258 00:14:22,967 --> 00:14:24,959 that I have written up on the board? 259 00:14:25,845 --> 00:14:27,711 Does anyone want to... Yes! Simon. 260 00:14:28,765 --> 00:14:29,846 Can I go to the bathroom? 261 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,994 Sure, it's fine. 262 00:14:32,018 --> 00:14:33,008 Thanks. 263 00:14:57,502 --> 00:14:59,494 Simon. Simon. 264 00:15:00,296 --> 00:15:02,128 Yeah. Can I get some fries? 265 00:15:02,632 --> 00:15:04,464 Oh, yeah. Yeah? Thanks. 266 00:15:05,134 --> 00:15:06,612 I'm telling you, the Oakwood Tigers 267 00:15:06,636 --> 00:15:08,423 score so many goals because they shave their legs. 268 00:15:08,596 --> 00:15:10,337 Garrett, I'm not gonna shave my legs. 269 00:15:10,598 --> 00:15:12,510 It makes their kicks more aerodynamic. 270 00:15:13,017 --> 00:15:15,634 We can just do extra burpees, man. Whatever, Bram. 271 00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:19,434 Guys, I just found a press-on nail in my salad. 272 00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:21,849 Debbie. 273 00:15:26,906 --> 00:15:28,568 Why is there no cell reception at this school? 274 00:15:29,158 --> 00:15:30,239 I swear to God. 275 00:15:36,791 --> 00:15:39,078 Simonay, Simonay. Hey. 276 00:15:39,252 --> 00:15:41,271 What are you doing? You can't text in the halls. 277 00:15:41,295 --> 00:15:42,456 How many times have I told you that? 278 00:15:42,588 --> 00:15:44,441 I can't have all my students Tindering it up. 279 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:45,401 That's my department. 280 00:15:45,425 --> 00:15:46,610 Right. 281 00:15:46,634 --> 00:15:47,545 It actually is. 282 00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:49,509 I got a really hot date on Tinder tonight. 283 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,177 She is cute! 284 00:15:51,806 --> 00:15:55,766 "Ew! Vice principals can't go on dates. That's gross." 285 00:15:55,935 --> 00:15:57,267 We're people too, Simon. 286 00:15:57,603 --> 00:15:59,373 We like to go out. We like to have a good time. 287 00:15:59,397 --> 00:16:01,458 We like to have sex. That's not a big deal, right? 288 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,835 Yeah, no. No biggie at all. 289 00:16:02,859 --> 00:16:04,503 Actually, you know, I totally see you as a person. 290 00:16:04,527 --> 00:16:05,796 Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah. 291 00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:07,172 Thank you very much. You're welcome. 292 00:16:07,196 --> 00:16:08,340 Seriously. Yeah. Yeah. 293 00:16:08,364 --> 00:16:09,550 Could I just get my phone though? 294 00:16:09,574 --> 00:16:11,051 No. Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to keep it 295 00:16:11,075 --> 00:16:12,031 until after play practice. 296 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,571 But you will get your precious 297 00:16:13,703 --> 00:16:15,285 after play practice, okay? I promise. 298 00:16:15,705 --> 00:16:17,099 So how's play practice going? 299 00:16:17,123 --> 00:16:18,864 Great. Yeah, it's... How's Ms. Albright? 300 00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:20,561 She's good. 301 00:16:20,585 --> 00:16:22,451 She's good? She doesn't like men. 302 00:16:49,447 --> 00:16:50,312 Okay. 303 00:16:50,573 --> 00:16:54,817 Those aren't actual claps. My hands are tired! 304 00:16:55,286 --> 00:16:57,152 Okay! All right. 305 00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:58,741 That was... 306 00:16:59,832 --> 00:17:02,728 Cal, help me. That was... That was a start? 307 00:17:02,752 --> 00:17:05,039 That was a start! Is what it was. 308 00:17:05,296 --> 00:17:06,356 That was a start. 309 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:08,918 You know, when Mr. Worth told me that no student, 310 00:17:09,217 --> 00:17:10,879 regardless of talent... 311 00:17:11,636 --> 00:17:14,174 was to be left out of my production, I had my doubts. 312 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,091 Yes, I did. 313 00:17:16,933 --> 00:17:17,969 Yeah. 314 00:17:18,976 --> 00:17:21,184 That's it. That's my whole speech. 315 00:17:21,395 --> 00:17:22,431 Ms. Albright. 316 00:17:22,688 --> 00:17:23,665 Hi. 317 00:17:23,689 --> 00:17:26,585 That was the biggest train wreck our stage has ever seen. 318 00:17:26,609 --> 00:17:28,212 And Rob and Brianne were practically 319 00:17:28,236 --> 00:17:29,226 dry humping the whole song. 320 00:17:29,654 --> 00:17:30,735 Oh, I saw. 321 00:17:31,239 --> 00:17:34,198 Save the kissing for the cast party. All right? 322 00:17:34,534 --> 00:17:37,993 This is war. You're Nazis. Okay? More anger. 323 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:41,697 Suraj, stop pretending that trumpet is your penis! 324 00:17:41,999 --> 00:17:43,115 My boy. 325 00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:45,033 It is a rental. 326 00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:50,414 I was an extra in The Lion King, and this is where I am. 327 00:17:52,969 --> 00:17:54,460 Hey. What time is it? 328 00:17:54,929 --> 00:17:57,137 Ten minutes since the last time you asked. Go. 329 00:17:57,723 --> 00:17:59,931 One! Two! Three! Four! 330 00:18:02,562 --> 00:18:03,769 I will kill you. 331 00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:06,847 Oy, yoy, yoy, yoy, yo! 332 00:18:07,191 --> 00:18:09,002 Mr. Worth. Hey, what's up, my brother? 333 00:18:09,026 --> 00:18:10,437 Hey, just here for my phone. 334 00:18:10,653 --> 00:18:12,690 Oh, of course you are. Of course you are. 335 00:18:12,863 --> 00:18:14,195 How'd you enjoy being unplugged? 336 00:18:14,407 --> 00:18:15,318 It was great. 337 00:18:15,575 --> 00:18:16,635 Great, right? Yeah. 338 00:18:16,659 --> 00:18:18,275 This isn't life, man. This is plugged. 339 00:18:18,494 --> 00:18:19,951 This is unplugged. Mm-hmm. 340 00:18:20,079 --> 00:18:22,617 Plugged. Unplugged. Yep. 341 00:18:22,915 --> 00:18:24,907 All right, Simon, I know that I'm hard on you. I really do. 342 00:18:25,126 --> 00:18:26,270 Mm-hmm. 343 00:18:26,294 --> 00:18:28,877 But it's only 'cause I really see myself in you. 344 00:18:29,297 --> 00:18:31,789 Uh... You know, I don't know if I'd say that. 345 00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:33,920 No, I see it, it's obvious. It's obvious. 346 00:18:34,302 --> 00:18:35,167 I know there's a lot 347 00:18:35,553 --> 00:18:36,839 going on there, man. Yup. 348 00:18:36,971 --> 00:18:38,282 And I bet you got a lot of questions. 349 00:18:38,306 --> 00:18:39,888 Is there something you wanna say to me? 350 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:41,848 No. You know my policy. 351 00:18:42,018 --> 00:18:43,099 What does it say? 352 00:18:43,853 --> 00:18:45,594 "Open door. Open ears." "Open door. Open ears." 353 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:47,891 There's nothing you want to say? 354 00:18:48,357 --> 00:18:49,598 Nope. You sure? 355 00:18:49,984 --> 00:18:50,919 Yeah. Okay. 356 00:18:50,943 --> 00:18:52,337 It's a great sign though. Thank you. 357 00:18:52,361 --> 00:18:53,630 Thank you. Now don't text and drive. 358 00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:54,895 That's how my cat got murdered. 359 00:18:55,031 --> 00:18:56,442 Okay. 360 00:18:56,699 --> 00:18:59,032 I'm just kidding. I don't have cats. I got asthma. 361 00:19:17,345 --> 00:19:18,506 A secret, huh? 362 00:19:18,763 --> 00:19:20,254 Is it the same as my secret? 363 00:19:20,806 --> 00:19:22,638 If it is, when did you know? 364 00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:25,346 Have you told anyone? Blue. 365 00:19:27,855 --> 00:19:28,720 Okay. 366 00:19:41,869 --> 00:19:44,327 No, Blue. I haven't told anyone. 367 00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:47,201 And, honestly, I can't even really explain why. 368 00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:50,951 Deep down, I know my family would be fine with it. 369 00:19:51,087 --> 00:19:53,170 Hey, what rhymes with "patriarchy"? 370 00:19:54,048 --> 00:19:55,334 That says "patriachy" though. 371 00:19:56,050 --> 00:19:57,040 Oh, shit. 372 00:19:58,386 --> 00:20:00,173 My mom's about as liberal as they come. 373 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,888 And my dad isn't exactly the macho type. 374 00:20:03,808 --> 00:20:05,994 I mean, Creekwood's resident out-gay kid 375 00:20:06,018 --> 00:20:07,099 seems to be doing just fine. 376 00:20:07,228 --> 00:20:09,140 When Ethan came out, no one even cared. 377 00:20:09,313 --> 00:20:11,851 Guys, I have something to tell you. 378 00:20:12,775 --> 00:20:13,640 I'm gay. 379 00:20:14,318 --> 00:20:17,811 Wow, really? That's really great, Ethan. 380 00:20:18,155 --> 00:20:19,612 Oh, my God. No way. 381 00:20:20,074 --> 00:20:22,761 Oh, my God, you are? I had no idea. 382 00:20:22,785 --> 00:20:24,492 What a complete surprise! 383 00:20:24,704 --> 00:20:25,911 Too much, Claire. 384 00:20:26,497 --> 00:20:28,204 As for how I knew I was gay, 385 00:20:28,457 --> 00:20:29,993 it was a bunch of little things. 386 00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:32,396 Like this one recurring dream 387 00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:34,252 I kept having about Daniel Radcliffe. 388 00:20:40,136 --> 00:20:42,298 And then proceeded to have every night for a month. 389 00:20:49,270 --> 00:20:50,556 I was obsessed with Panic! At the Disco. 390 00:20:50,688 --> 00:20:53,166 I can't. He's so cute. He's so cute. 391 00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:54,710 He's... 392 00:20:54,734 --> 00:20:56,191 Come on, he's like Jesus and chocolate. 393 00:20:56,944 --> 00:20:58,060 Just look at him. 394 00:20:58,279 --> 00:20:59,339 Then I realized 395 00:20:59,363 --> 00:21:00,820 it really wasn't about the music. 396 00:21:01,615 --> 00:21:02,981 And then there was my first girlfriend. 397 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,736 I think I'm falling in love with you. 398 00:21:05,494 --> 00:21:07,235 Wow. Thank you. Be right back. 399 00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:12,286 Wasn't my proudest moment. 400 00:21:20,593 --> 00:21:22,459 How 'bout you? How did you know? 401 00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:24,590 Warmly, Jacques. 402 00:21:29,602 --> 00:21:30,638 Fondly, Jacques. 403 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,265 Jacques. 404 00:21:50,206 --> 00:21:51,572 Jacques, don't worry. 405 00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:53,727 If your proudest moment happened in middle school, 406 00:21:53,751 --> 00:21:55,145 that would be pretty sad. 407 00:21:55,169 --> 00:21:56,956 For me, I realized I liked guys 408 00:21:57,171 --> 00:21:58,036 watching Game of Thrones. 409 00:21:58,172 --> 00:21:59,333 My friends were all holding their breath 410 00:22:00,174 --> 00:22:02,211 waiting to see the Dragon Princess's boobs. 411 00:22:03,177 --> 00:22:04,964 I was crushing hard on Jon Snow. 412 00:22:05,679 --> 00:22:07,407 Well, I've never told anyone 413 00:22:07,431 --> 00:22:09,969 about my Daniel Radcliffe phase so now we're even. 414 00:22:10,142 --> 00:22:11,303 And for the record, 415 00:22:11,435 --> 00:22:12,926 I think Jon Snow is an excellent choice 416 00:22:13,145 --> 00:22:14,206 for your sexual awakening. 417 00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:16,082 So I guess, if I want to find you at school 418 00:22:16,106 --> 00:22:18,018 I just have to look for the Game of Thrones fanatic. 419 00:22:30,079 --> 00:22:31,014 Wow. 420 00:22:31,038 --> 00:22:33,225 I was just listening to that M83 song "Reunion," 421 00:22:33,249 --> 00:22:34,535 and it made me think of you. 422 00:22:34,917 --> 00:22:36,783 You'll probably think my music taste is lame. 423 00:22:37,503 --> 00:22:39,022 Kind of have the same taste as my Aunt Sally 424 00:22:39,046 --> 00:22:40,582 who loves show tunes. 425 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,672 Obviously, some of the things I've told you about myself 426 00:22:42,925 --> 00:22:45,258 are things I've never talked about with anyone. 427 00:22:46,303 --> 00:22:47,965 There's something about you that makes me want to open up. 428 00:22:48,305 --> 00:22:50,075 And that's slightly terrifying for me. 429 00:22:50,099 --> 00:22:51,089 So I've been thinking, 430 00:22:51,225 --> 00:22:52,807 maybe I should be Jon Snow for Halloween. 431 00:22:53,102 --> 00:22:55,014 What about you? Who are you gonna be? 432 00:22:56,272 --> 00:22:57,479 I'm not dressing up. 433 00:22:57,731 --> 00:22:59,597 For me, Halloween's all about the Oreos 434 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,357 with the orange frosting in the middle. 435 00:23:03,279 --> 00:23:05,048 Hey, hey, hey! Hey. 436 00:23:05,072 --> 00:23:07,425 Wow. Look at that smile. You're glowing, man. 437 00:23:07,449 --> 00:23:08,468 No. You are glowing. 438 00:23:08,492 --> 00:23:09,357 You look happy. 439 00:23:09,577 --> 00:23:10,637 Oh, just regular. 440 00:23:10,661 --> 00:23:11,697 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 441 00:23:11,954 --> 00:23:13,991 Me too. I'm a little meh. 442 00:23:15,124 --> 00:23:16,240 Why "meh"? 443 00:23:16,542 --> 00:23:19,831 Oh, I had my big Tinder date last night. Oh, God. 444 00:23:20,004 --> 00:23:21,916 She was not into it. 445 00:23:22,548 --> 00:23:23,504 At. All. 446 00:23:25,426 --> 00:23:26,962 Oh, come on. Too soon. No. 447 00:23:27,136 --> 00:23:28,377 The bell is a buzzkill. 448 00:23:28,512 --> 00:23:29,719 See you, Mr. Worth. All right. 449 00:23:32,474 --> 00:23:33,952 Well, thank you for your help, Fräulein. 450 00:23:33,976 --> 00:23:34,841 You're welcome. 451 00:23:35,102 --> 00:23:38,561 German accent for Cabaret. Yup. Take care, Ms. Bradley. 452 00:23:40,024 --> 00:23:40,889 Ladies. 453 00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:45,022 Let's see what you got, interwebs. 454 00:23:51,577 --> 00:23:54,536 Here are your burnt tots, because you have horrible taste. 455 00:23:55,706 --> 00:23:56,696 Here's your green banana, 456 00:23:56,832 --> 00:23:58,143 because you like disgusting things. 457 00:23:58,167 --> 00:23:59,658 Mm-hm. Wow, you guys are weird. 458 00:23:59,919 --> 00:24:02,411 Yup. They're practically Cantonese twins. 459 00:24:02,838 --> 00:24:04,500 Siamese. Yeah. Siamese. 460 00:24:05,215 --> 00:24:06,080 Yeah, agree to disagree. 461 00:24:06,258 --> 00:24:07,319 I don't think that's one of those 462 00:24:07,343 --> 00:24:08,403 things where you can agree to disagree. 463 00:24:08,427 --> 00:24:09,292 Agree. It's just right. 464 00:24:09,637 --> 00:24:10,753 To each his own. 465 00:24:12,181 --> 00:24:13,171 Oreos. 466 00:24:14,433 --> 00:24:15,423 Man, I love those. 467 00:24:15,893 --> 00:24:17,054 Halloween ones are the best, right? 468 00:24:17,186 --> 00:24:18,142 Yeah. 469 00:24:19,647 --> 00:24:20,933 Er, so, guys, I have great news. 470 00:24:21,148 --> 00:24:22,417 My aunt's boyfriend 471 00:24:22,441 --> 00:24:24,502 just took off with her car and all her jewelry. 472 00:24:24,526 --> 00:24:26,017 Bram, that's terrible news! 473 00:24:26,153 --> 00:24:27,213 I know, but it's like, 474 00:24:27,237 --> 00:24:28,398 the third time it's happened to her. 475 00:24:28,530 --> 00:24:29,862 She has really bad taste in men. 476 00:24:30,658 --> 00:24:34,095 Anyways, my mom is going down to Orlando to deal with it 477 00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,953 which means I get to throw a Halloween party. 478 00:24:37,331 --> 00:24:38,975 Awesome! Yay! 479 00:24:38,999 --> 00:24:39,864 Nice! 480 00:24:40,084 --> 00:24:41,791 Thank you, Bram's dumb-ass aunt! 481 00:24:41,961 --> 00:24:43,247 All right, this is gonna be epic, you guys. 482 00:24:43,587 --> 00:24:45,078 I can bring my karaoke machine. 483 00:24:45,255 --> 00:24:47,497 All right, hey, guys, Halloween party Friday night! 484 00:24:47,758 --> 00:24:49,194 Friday night, Halloween party, okay? Bram's house! 485 00:24:49,218 --> 00:24:51,210 You really set this in motion, man. I know, right? 486 00:24:51,345 --> 00:24:52,210 Hey, little guy. 487 00:24:52,346 --> 00:24:53,553 Me? Halloween party. 488 00:24:53,681 --> 00:24:55,673 Friday night. Bram's house. Be there. 489 00:24:55,891 --> 00:24:57,223 You're gonna freak him out, man. Yeah. 490 00:24:57,518 --> 00:24:59,054 I know. He's, like, nine years old. 491 00:25:07,444 --> 00:25:09,798 Very relieved that we're in agreement on Oreos. 492 00:25:09,822 --> 00:25:11,939 That would have been a deal-breaker for me. 493 00:25:12,491 --> 00:25:16,280 On a totally different, non-cookie related note... 494 00:25:16,954 --> 00:25:19,557 is it weird that I have no idea what you look like, 495 00:25:19,581 --> 00:25:22,540 but I can't stop thinking about kissing you. 496 00:25:24,211 --> 00:25:26,419 Simon. Simon. 497 00:25:27,589 --> 00:25:28,921 Eyes on your own test. 498 00:25:38,684 --> 00:25:40,662 Don't stop on my account, Rob and Brianne. 499 00:25:40,686 --> 00:25:42,414 That's the most action I've seen in weeks. 500 00:25:42,438 --> 00:25:45,875 What do we got here? Ah! When we're done, it's gonna look 501 00:25:45,899 --> 00:25:48,670 like a real German sex club. Don't ask me how I know. 502 00:25:50,195 --> 00:25:51,715 Hey! Hey! 503 00:25:51,739 --> 00:25:54,072 The spray paint is for painting, not for huffing. 504 00:25:54,658 --> 00:25:56,024 You don't want to get good at that. 505 00:25:56,285 --> 00:25:58,179 Okay, do you guys think I should dye my hair grey 506 00:25:58,203 --> 00:26:00,223 to play Fräulein Schneider? Sure. 507 00:26:00,247 --> 00:26:01,808 Really? But my hair is kind of like my thing. 508 00:26:01,832 --> 00:26:03,393 I'm gonna go get a soda. 509 00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:04,373 Do you want anything? 510 00:26:04,710 --> 00:26:06,997 No. You disgust me. 511 00:26:15,471 --> 00:26:17,758 Simon! Hey, hey, hey. 512 00:26:17,931 --> 00:26:19,263 Hey, Martin. Buddy. 513 00:26:19,767 --> 00:26:22,760 Hey, um, I used the computer in the library right after you. 514 00:26:23,896 --> 00:26:24,932 Okay. Mm-hmm. 515 00:26:25,314 --> 00:26:28,682 Well, I went to Gmail, and it pulled up your account. 516 00:26:28,817 --> 00:26:30,900 And I, uh, read some of your emails. 517 00:26:31,028 --> 00:26:32,255 I know I probably shouldn't've, 518 00:26:32,279 --> 00:26:33,986 but they were, like, right there. 519 00:26:34,239 --> 00:26:36,196 So you'll be interested to know my brother's gay. 520 00:26:40,079 --> 00:26:43,072 No. Martin, that wouldn't interest me to know. 521 00:26:43,415 --> 00:26:45,077 Okay. Don't worry. I won't show anyone. 522 00:26:46,543 --> 00:26:47,579 Show anyone what? 523 00:26:50,339 --> 00:26:51,705 Did you print my emails or something? 524 00:26:51,924 --> 00:26:53,756 Oh, no, no. 525 00:26:54,343 --> 00:26:55,834 I screenshot them. 526 00:26:55,969 --> 00:26:58,256 You screenshotted my emails? Mm-hmm. Yeah. 527 00:26:58,388 --> 00:26:59,629 Let me talk to you for a second. 528 00:27:01,016 --> 00:27:02,869 Oh, Ms. Bradley. Hello, Martin. 529 00:27:02,893 --> 00:27:05,180 Did you feather your hair? No, Martin. Shh. 530 00:27:05,312 --> 00:27:06,519 Looking good, huh? 531 00:27:07,439 --> 00:27:08,395 This is a good section. 532 00:27:09,858 --> 00:27:10,723 Jeez. 533 00:27:11,318 --> 00:27:13,310 Now, why the hell did you screenshot my emails? 534 00:27:13,862 --> 00:27:16,696 Ah, well, you and Abby Susso are good friends. Right? 535 00:27:16,824 --> 00:27:17,801 Yeah. We know each other. 536 00:27:17,825 --> 00:27:18,968 What does that have to do with anything? 537 00:27:18,992 --> 00:27:21,860 Well, I need you to help me talk with her... 538 00:27:22,496 --> 00:27:24,237 and hang out with her and stuff, you know? 539 00:27:24,373 --> 00:27:25,739 Why would I help you do that? 540 00:27:27,793 --> 00:27:28,954 Are you blackmailing me? 541 00:27:29,211 --> 00:27:32,065 Oh, shh! Okay. Don't be so dramatic here, Simon. 542 00:27:32,089 --> 00:27:32,954 Sup, Tyler? 543 00:27:33,173 --> 00:27:35,085 What's up, Tyler? Is that a Patagonia? 544 00:27:35,801 --> 00:27:38,214 Nice. I just like her. 545 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,428 And I think that you could help me. 546 00:27:42,057 --> 00:27:44,720 Yeah, what if I say no, Martin? I mean, what are you gonna do? 547 00:27:44,852 --> 00:27:46,059 You gonna tell the whole school that I'm... 548 00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:48,248 You're gonna leak my emails? 549 00:27:48,272 --> 00:27:49,958 You're gonna post 'em on CreekSecrets? 550 00:27:49,982 --> 00:27:51,848 I just think that we're in a position here, 551 00:27:52,568 --> 00:27:54,059 where we could help each other out is all. 552 00:27:55,070 --> 00:27:56,186 So think about it. 553 00:27:57,072 --> 00:27:58,108 Good talk. 554 00:28:05,956 --> 00:28:07,976 You know, I never thought of a pepper 555 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,457 as being a vegetable... 556 00:28:09,585 --> 00:28:10,621 but it makes perfect sense. 557 00:28:10,752 --> 00:28:13,745 I like the cilantro. A little Mexican flair, huh? 558 00:28:13,964 --> 00:28:15,171 Very creative, kiddo. 559 00:28:15,632 --> 00:28:17,624 You hate the peppers. Don't you? 560 00:28:18,343 --> 00:28:20,175 No. The peppers are great. 561 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:22,887 I'm just gonna get some air. 562 00:28:34,151 --> 00:28:36,643 Jacques, I have to get something off my chest. 563 00:28:37,070 --> 00:28:39,591 The other day, you asked me what I was wearing for Halloween 564 00:28:39,615 --> 00:28:41,823 and I said I wasn't dressing up. 565 00:28:42,576 --> 00:28:44,095 I lied. Truth is, 566 00:28:44,119 --> 00:28:45,847 I didn't want you to know what I was wearing 567 00:28:45,871 --> 00:28:47,988 because I don't want you to know who I am. 568 00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:51,415 Right now, these emails, they feel like 569 00:28:51,877 --> 00:28:52,993 this totally safe place. 570 00:28:54,004 --> 00:28:55,916 I'm just not ready for my whole world to change. 571 00:28:56,256 --> 00:28:57,463 I hope you understand. 572 00:29:04,598 --> 00:29:07,636 Yes, Blue. I understand. 573 00:29:25,953 --> 00:29:27,722 Okay, if you want me to help you with Abby, 574 00:29:27,746 --> 00:29:28,827 you cannot eat that. 575 00:29:29,331 --> 00:29:30,321 So you're gonna help me? 576 00:29:30,666 --> 00:29:31,747 Yeah. 577 00:29:34,795 --> 00:29:37,913 Simon, that is fantastic news. 578 00:29:38,048 --> 00:29:40,026 I really think that Abby and I are meant to be together. 579 00:29:40,050 --> 00:29:41,319 Really? Do you? Mm-hmm. 580 00:29:41,343 --> 00:29:42,820 It's not all about looks, Simon. 581 00:29:42,844 --> 00:29:45,323 Okay. So you're banking on your great, 582 00:29:45,347 --> 00:29:47,450 blackmaily personality to get the job done? 583 00:29:47,474 --> 00:29:48,618 Where are we going? 584 00:29:48,642 --> 00:29:49,553 Your place. 585 00:29:49,685 --> 00:29:50,801 We're gonna see if you have anything 586 00:29:50,936 --> 00:29:52,302 that doesn't scream "punch me." 587 00:29:52,562 --> 00:29:54,224 Actually, I've got swim lessons. 588 00:29:54,606 --> 00:29:55,722 Cancel it! 589 00:29:56,566 --> 00:29:58,878 Okay, I just have to call my mom first. 590 00:29:58,902 --> 00:30:00,985 She has to approve everybody that comes in the house. 591 00:30:02,364 --> 00:30:04,026 All right. Here we go. 592 00:30:05,826 --> 00:30:08,159 All right. And here we are. 593 00:30:09,579 --> 00:30:10,865 This is where the magic happens. 594 00:30:10,998 --> 00:30:11,988 Wow. 595 00:30:12,249 --> 00:30:14,616 Ooh. Correction. 596 00:30:15,210 --> 00:30:17,327 This is where the magic happens. 597 00:30:19,131 --> 00:30:20,793 I've been dabbling in close-up illusions. 598 00:30:21,091 --> 00:30:22,081 Does Abby like magic? 599 00:30:22,592 --> 00:30:24,529 No. Martin, I don't think she does like magic. 600 00:30:24,553 --> 00:30:26,155 But, um, there's a really thin line 601 00:30:26,179 --> 00:30:28,967 between laughing with someone, and laughing at someone. 602 00:30:29,308 --> 00:30:30,702 And you are that line. 603 00:30:30,726 --> 00:30:32,120 So, if you want Abby to like you, 604 00:30:32,144 --> 00:30:33,510 what you have to do is you have to 605 00:30:33,645 --> 00:30:35,011 make her see you as more of a... 606 00:30:35,147 --> 00:30:36,228 As sexy Martin! 607 00:30:36,982 --> 00:30:39,065 Yeah! Yeah, I could be sexy. 608 00:30:41,486 --> 00:30:43,352 You like dudes. Tell me. 609 00:30:43,613 --> 00:30:44,945 What part of me do you find the hottest? 610 00:30:45,115 --> 00:30:47,176 No. I'm not doing this. No. Come on. 611 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,678 No, Martin. I don't want to answer that. 612 00:30:48,702 --> 00:30:50,013 Look, if you said my shoulders 613 00:30:50,037 --> 00:30:52,404 I would dress to accentuate. You know? 614 00:30:53,081 --> 00:30:54,413 You know what? Here's your first tip. 615 00:30:54,583 --> 00:30:55,448 Ripped. 616 00:30:55,584 --> 00:30:56,449 Girls, 617 00:30:56,626 --> 00:30:58,743 they don't want to read your clothes. 618 00:30:59,046 --> 00:31:00,287 I think you're wrong about that one. 619 00:31:01,214 --> 00:31:02,955 How many of these do you have? Hey, can you... 620 00:31:03,258 --> 00:31:06,217 Please, just stop! Hey! Stop! 621 00:31:06,803 --> 00:31:09,216 Look, I don't want your help in changing me. 622 00:31:09,973 --> 00:31:13,182 I want your help in getting Abby to like me for me. 623 00:31:16,021 --> 00:31:17,011 Look. Um... 624 00:31:19,066 --> 00:31:21,854 there's a party this Saturday. At Bram's. 625 00:31:24,529 --> 00:31:26,316 Do you want to go with my friends and I? 626 00:31:26,573 --> 00:31:27,654 Yes! 627 00:31:28,116 --> 00:31:30,073 Yes! So simple. 628 00:31:30,869 --> 00:31:32,405 Must be why they call you Simple Simon. 629 00:31:32,746 --> 00:31:34,328 Nobody calls me that, Martin. 630 00:31:35,290 --> 00:31:37,532 Hey, uh, do you want to, like, sleep over? 631 00:31:38,251 --> 00:31:39,116 Nope. 632 00:31:49,429 --> 00:31:50,510 Oh, hello. 633 00:31:51,139 --> 00:31:52,380 Hey, what's up? 634 00:31:52,516 --> 00:31:53,757 Nice, right? Nick. 635 00:31:53,892 --> 00:31:54,757 Good? 636 00:31:54,893 --> 00:31:57,135 This is, like, a new level of laziness, even for you. 637 00:31:57,396 --> 00:31:59,874 What do you mean? I'm Cristiano Ronaldo. 638 00:31:59,898 --> 00:32:00,958 And you couldn't even be bothered 639 00:32:00,982 --> 00:32:02,314 to fill in the letters on the back? 640 00:32:02,859 --> 00:32:04,566 No, come on. Give me that. 641 00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:07,732 You are a bully. 642 00:32:07,864 --> 00:32:11,107 Hey. Don't talk about Yoko that way, man. 643 00:32:11,535 --> 00:32:13,697 Because if you do, you're out of the band. 644 00:32:13,870 --> 00:32:15,156 Who are you guys supposed to be? 645 00:32:17,165 --> 00:32:18,406 John Lennon and Yoko Ono. 646 00:32:19,126 --> 00:32:20,958 Oh! I thought she was the girl from The Ring, 647 00:32:21,128 --> 00:32:22,335 and you were Jesus. 648 00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:25,580 Jesus? No. Why would Jesus be wearing a white suit? 649 00:32:25,841 --> 00:32:26,984 I don't know. You tell me. 650 00:32:27,008 --> 00:32:28,874 You're the one who decided to dress up like fancy Jesus. 651 00:32:29,010 --> 00:32:30,421 Oh, my God. Okay. Come here. 652 00:32:30,679 --> 00:32:31,739 Turn around. I'm here. 653 00:32:31,763 --> 00:32:32,628 Turn around. Okay. 654 00:32:33,598 --> 00:32:35,451 Okay. Way better. Is it good? Is it? 655 00:32:35,475 --> 00:32:36,994 Yeah. Now, we need to do something about this hair. 656 00:32:37,018 --> 00:32:38,204 Maybe slick it back? 657 00:32:38,228 --> 00:32:40,015 It doesn't do that. It doesn't slick back. 658 00:32:40,730 --> 00:32:41,916 Wonder Woman in the hizzy! 659 00:32:41,940 --> 00:32:42,930 Hi! 660 00:32:43,608 --> 00:32:44,473 I made up a catchphrase, 661 00:32:44,651 --> 00:32:46,108 'cause Wonder Woman doesn't have one. 662 00:32:47,654 --> 00:32:48,519 "Hizzy" means house. 663 00:32:48,738 --> 00:32:49,882 Yeah. Yeah. 664 00:32:49,906 --> 00:32:50,896 Right. Yeah. Yeah. 665 00:32:51,908 --> 00:32:53,274 Oh, Abby, you look amazing. 666 00:32:53,493 --> 00:32:54,449 Thank you! 667 00:32:55,662 --> 00:32:56,948 Yeah. You look awesome. 668 00:32:57,664 --> 00:32:59,576 I'm gonna go make those frozen pizzas. 669 00:33:00,208 --> 00:33:02,325 All right. Yeah, I'll help. 670 00:33:04,254 --> 00:33:05,731 That's a nice costume, for real. 671 00:33:05,755 --> 00:33:08,025 Thank you. What? Cristiano Ronaldo! 672 00:33:08,049 --> 00:33:08,914 Nailed it. 673 00:33:09,885 --> 00:33:11,195 Do you remember when we went to school 674 00:33:11,219 --> 00:33:12,209 dressed as Charlie's Angels? 675 00:33:12,345 --> 00:33:13,756 Oh, my God, yes. 676 00:33:13,930 --> 00:33:15,575 And Nick's balls fell out of his booty shorts 677 00:33:15,599 --> 00:33:17,090 when he, like, dropped down to do the gun pose? 678 00:33:18,685 --> 00:33:20,551 Mm. Do you miss trick-or-treating? 679 00:33:20,729 --> 00:33:22,957 What, you mean instead of, like, going to loud parties 680 00:33:22,981 --> 00:33:24,250 pretending to like the taste of beer 681 00:33:24,274 --> 00:33:25,560 and feeling too self-conscious to dance? 682 00:33:26,318 --> 00:33:27,628 I don't know why you feel self-conscious. 683 00:33:27,652 --> 00:33:28,893 I mean, 684 00:33:29,112 --> 00:33:31,650 you are very clearly the coolest person at our school. 685 00:33:33,325 --> 00:33:35,317 I'm pretty sure you're the only one who feels that way. 686 00:33:36,411 --> 00:33:37,447 But thank you. 687 00:33:43,251 --> 00:33:44,241 Who's that? 688 00:33:45,045 --> 00:33:46,206 I invited Martin. 689 00:33:46,421 --> 00:33:47,912 Martin Addison? Why? 690 00:33:48,173 --> 00:33:49,664 Is this a Make-A-Wish situation? 691 00:33:51,468 --> 00:33:52,424 No, he's cool. 692 00:33:54,513 --> 00:33:55,629 Hey. 693 00:33:56,806 --> 00:33:58,092 Oh, looking sharp. 694 00:33:58,725 --> 00:33:59,660 What the... 695 00:33:59,684 --> 00:34:01,846 Guys. What are you supposed to be? 696 00:34:02,229 --> 00:34:03,265 Isn't it obvious? 697 00:34:04,356 --> 00:34:06,222 Ah! I'm a Freudian slip. 698 00:34:08,652 --> 00:34:10,609 Abby. Wonder Woman. 699 00:34:14,908 --> 00:34:16,319 Just pick a song already. 700 00:34:16,910 --> 00:34:18,867 Hey, Nick, uh, can you not rush me? 701 00:34:20,747 --> 00:34:22,350 Honestly, I can't choose. There's so many. 702 00:34:22,374 --> 00:34:23,309 That's like Netflix. 703 00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:25,370 You know, trying to pick a film on Netflix. 704 00:34:25,752 --> 00:34:28,689 I'm like... "Am I in an Apatow mood, 705 00:34:28,713 --> 00:34:31,317 or am I in a Billy Wilder mood?" You know? 706 00:34:31,341 --> 00:34:33,253 Ooh, play Drake. Yes. 707 00:34:33,468 --> 00:34:36,381 Uh, no. Drake is, like, super played out at this point. 708 00:34:37,013 --> 00:34:39,200 You can't play out a rap god. Doesn't happen. 709 00:34:39,224 --> 00:34:40,135 Impossible. First of all, 710 00:34:40,267 --> 00:34:41,494 he's not a rap god. 711 00:34:41,518 --> 00:34:43,621 And second of all, I'm looking for some Beyoncé. 712 00:34:43,645 --> 00:34:45,164 Oh. I just can't find "Lemonade." 713 00:34:45,188 --> 00:34:47,041 Hey. Here's an interesting question. 714 00:34:47,065 --> 00:34:48,000 I love Beyoncé. 715 00:34:48,024 --> 00:34:49,168 What makes you guys feel nostalgic? 716 00:34:49,192 --> 00:34:50,127 You do? 717 00:34:50,151 --> 00:34:51,517 I mean, I think everybody kinda likes Beyoncé. 718 00:34:51,653 --> 00:34:54,549 Mine's grape soda makes me feel very nostalgic. 719 00:34:54,573 --> 00:34:56,610 What are you talking about? What makes you feel nostalgic? 720 00:34:57,284 --> 00:34:58,320 Hey, Abby. 721 00:34:58,702 --> 00:35:00,489 I bet you're gonna have the best costume tonight. 722 00:35:01,413 --> 00:35:03,154 Thanks. Nah, you're welcome. 723 00:35:07,168 --> 00:35:08,284 What the hell, Spier? 724 00:35:08,461 --> 00:35:10,794 Hey, why is Nick still flirting with Abby? 725 00:35:11,006 --> 00:35:11,996 I don't know, Martin. 726 00:35:12,173 --> 00:35:13,584 Maybe you shouldn't have worn a dress. 727 00:35:14,634 --> 00:35:15,820 You look like a drag queen 728 00:35:15,844 --> 00:35:17,380 rolled around in magnetic poetry. 729 00:35:20,181 --> 00:35:21,342 Hey, Abby! 730 00:35:21,683 --> 00:35:23,299 Whenever you need a refill of your drink, 731 00:35:23,476 --> 00:35:24,967 I'll be your designated bartender. 732 00:35:25,186 --> 00:35:26,142 So don't worry. 733 00:35:26,271 --> 00:35:28,263 Okay. Hey, Chloe, come here! 734 00:35:28,648 --> 00:35:30,001 Yo, yo, yo! 735 00:35:30,025 --> 00:35:32,563 Hey. John Lennon? 736 00:35:32,777 --> 00:35:34,143 Yeah. You got it. Nice. 737 00:35:34,279 --> 00:35:36,111 And, um, Nick you're... 738 00:35:37,365 --> 00:35:38,230 You're Nick. 739 00:35:38,366 --> 00:35:40,323 No. No. I'm Ronaldo. 740 00:35:40,577 --> 00:35:42,364 Oh. My bad. Obviously. 741 00:35:42,537 --> 00:35:43,639 Who are you supposed to be? 742 00:35:43,663 --> 00:35:47,122 Oh. Uh... I am post-presidency Barack Obama. 743 00:35:47,292 --> 00:35:49,500 So I'm just chillin' in Hawaii, drinking Mai Tais, 744 00:35:49,628 --> 00:35:52,746 writing memoirs and hoping Trump doesn't destroy my legacy. 745 00:35:52,881 --> 00:35:55,123 That's awesome. 746 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,792 Thanks. Now let's go to the bar. Come on. 747 00:35:58,011 --> 00:35:59,172 Yeah. 748 00:35:59,387 --> 00:36:00,343 Hell yeah. 749 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:14,896 All right, we should have a little toast. 750 00:36:15,111 --> 00:36:17,006 No, thanks. I'm driving. And Simon doesn't really drink. 751 00:36:17,030 --> 00:36:18,441 No, I drink. It's cool. I drink. 752 00:36:18,615 --> 00:36:20,051 All right, that's my man. Really? 753 00:36:20,075 --> 00:36:22,428 You wouldn't even have a glass of Manischewitz at Leah's Seder. 754 00:36:22,452 --> 00:36:24,785 No, it's Halloween, man. It's a special occasion. 755 00:36:25,372 --> 00:36:26,408 True that. 756 00:36:26,665 --> 00:36:28,076 Cheers. 757 00:36:32,337 --> 00:36:33,544 You okay? 758 00:36:37,509 --> 00:36:39,000 You're good at this. You got this. 759 00:36:42,972 --> 00:36:46,636 Abby is the hottest Wonder Woman I have ever seen. 760 00:36:46,768 --> 00:36:47,679 Yeah. 761 00:36:47,811 --> 00:36:49,643 The shit that I would let her do to me with that lasso. 762 00:36:49,771 --> 00:36:51,123 Oh, I know, man. 763 00:36:51,147 --> 00:36:53,514 Just, like, tie me up with that thing. 764 00:36:53,775 --> 00:36:55,061 You're not into Abby, are you? 765 00:36:55,193 --> 00:36:56,309 No, no, no. 766 00:36:56,444 --> 00:36:58,673 I mean, it's not like I... She's cute... 767 00:36:58,697 --> 00:36:59,608 Yeah. but she's just 768 00:36:59,739 --> 00:37:00,820 not really my type. 769 00:37:02,075 --> 00:37:05,193 Not because she's black. I love black women. 770 00:37:05,620 --> 00:37:07,765 Not like, you know, I have a thing for black women, 771 00:37:07,789 --> 00:37:09,530 I just love all women. 772 00:37:12,127 --> 00:37:13,959 Oh, oh. Oh! Oh! 773 00:37:14,087 --> 00:37:17,330 Oh, hey. Hey! Oh, hey. 774 00:37:18,174 --> 00:37:20,416 Hey. Mm. 775 00:37:22,470 --> 00:37:24,553 I'm gonna go ask her out. What? No. 776 00:37:25,265 --> 00:37:26,659 No? No? No. 777 00:37:26,683 --> 00:37:28,219 You can't ask Abby out. Why not? 778 00:37:28,852 --> 00:37:33,096 Because. She didn't tell you about Jonathan? 779 00:37:33,231 --> 00:37:34,375 She didn't tell you about that? No 780 00:37:34,399 --> 00:37:35,355 He's older. 781 00:37:35,692 --> 00:37:37,729 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In college. 782 00:37:37,861 --> 00:37:39,272 He's really experienced. 783 00:37:42,031 --> 00:37:43,397 You know I've only had sex once, right? 784 00:37:43,533 --> 00:37:44,468 I know that. 785 00:37:44,492 --> 00:37:45,678 You know, it's like no one tells you 786 00:37:45,702 --> 00:37:46,846 how dark everything is 787 00:37:46,870 --> 00:37:49,473 and how slippery everything gets, and, you know, 788 00:37:49,497 --> 00:37:50,891 the parts you think are the right parts 789 00:37:50,915 --> 00:37:52,076 are actually the wrong parts and... 790 00:37:53,501 --> 00:37:55,538 All right, I'm gonna go eat my feelings away. 791 00:37:56,921 --> 00:37:58,023 Man, I'm sorry... 792 00:37:58,047 --> 00:37:59,413 No, it's okay. Don't worry about it. 793 00:38:01,718 --> 00:38:02,799 Whoa, whoa. 794 00:38:07,599 --> 00:38:08,806 Hey, Simon! Hey. 795 00:38:08,975 --> 00:38:10,216 Hey, you wanna play Beirut? 796 00:38:10,518 --> 00:38:11,554 Yeah. Sure. 797 00:38:11,978 --> 00:38:13,372 We just need two more people. 798 00:38:13,396 --> 00:38:15,729 How about you and me, and then, um... 799 00:38:16,149 --> 00:38:17,640 Let me pour. I insist. 800 00:38:17,942 --> 00:38:18,932 Abby and Martin? 801 00:38:19,736 --> 00:38:20,963 Okay, cool. Hey, Martin. 802 00:38:20,987 --> 00:38:21,977 Yeah. Abby. 803 00:38:22,405 --> 00:38:23,507 Let's play Beirut. 804 00:38:23,531 --> 00:38:25,113 No, I don't... Yeah. Let's do it. 805 00:38:25,283 --> 00:38:27,741 Come on, let's go. It'll be fun. It'll be fun. 806 00:38:27,869 --> 00:38:29,781 Good old competition. 807 00:38:30,371 --> 00:38:31,737 Ready? Yeah, I'm ready. 808 00:38:33,124 --> 00:38:34,685 Beirut. Right? 809 00:38:34,709 --> 00:38:35,620 Yes! 810 00:38:35,835 --> 00:38:37,497 Okay. Have you ever played Beirut before? 811 00:38:37,921 --> 00:38:39,082 Uh, totally. Yeah. 812 00:38:39,798 --> 00:38:42,860 Great. All right, so, two reracks, no blowing 813 00:38:42,884 --> 00:38:44,028 and two balls in the cup means 814 00:38:44,052 --> 00:38:45,168 that you have to take three, okay? 815 00:38:45,303 --> 00:38:46,339 Okay. Cool. 816 00:38:46,888 --> 00:38:48,824 I thought we were talking about a different game. 817 00:38:48,848 --> 00:38:50,284 We'll just explain as we go. Okay? 818 00:38:50,308 --> 00:38:51,368 Yeah. Okay. Got it. 819 00:38:51,392 --> 00:38:52,369 Ready? 820 00:38:52,393 --> 00:38:54,848 Maybe you should take these... Oh. 821 00:38:55,730 --> 00:38:56,595 You'll see better. 822 00:38:56,856 --> 00:38:58,063 Right? Good idea. Yeah. 823 00:38:59,234 --> 00:39:00,795 All you. Raindrop! 824 00:39:00,819 --> 00:39:02,651 Here we go, all right. You got this one. 825 00:39:02,821 --> 00:39:04,187 Oh, is that... This is mine to drink? 826 00:39:06,658 --> 00:39:07,648 God. 827 00:39:08,952 --> 00:39:09,817 Oh! 828 00:39:11,704 --> 00:39:12,640 All right. 829 00:39:12,664 --> 00:39:14,246 Chug! Chug! Chug! 830 00:39:16,501 --> 00:39:18,037 Do we need a handshake? Is that... 831 00:39:18,294 --> 00:39:19,330 You get one of these in 832 00:39:19,462 --> 00:39:20,748 and we can totally have a handshake. 833 00:39:21,631 --> 00:39:22,792 Fly it away. Fly it away. 834 00:39:24,259 --> 00:39:25,921 Chug, chug, chug. 835 00:39:26,427 --> 00:39:27,508 Sweet! All right. 836 00:40:05,133 --> 00:40:08,843 Hey, Bram. It's me, Jacques. 837 00:40:11,472 --> 00:40:13,509 Hey, Bram. I'm Jacques. 838 00:40:16,394 --> 00:40:20,183 Hey, Barack. It's me, Jacques. 839 00:40:21,858 --> 00:40:23,724 Why did I pick Jacques? 840 00:40:25,236 --> 00:40:26,352 Yeah, no problem. 841 00:40:41,753 --> 00:40:42,618 Oh. 842 00:40:43,713 --> 00:40:45,579 I'm sorry, I thought this was the bathroom. 843 00:40:47,759 --> 00:40:48,749 Sorry. 844 00:40:55,642 --> 00:40:57,679 I'm starting to get so tired! I am so tired. 845 00:41:01,272 --> 00:41:04,015 Hey, Martin, not now, man. All right? I've had a big night. 846 00:41:06,277 --> 00:41:07,142 Oh! 847 00:41:07,403 --> 00:41:09,816 Really? Really? 848 00:41:11,115 --> 00:41:13,010 I'm sorry. 849 00:41:13,034 --> 00:41:14,616 Come on! 850 00:41:17,622 --> 00:41:19,113 What are you doing? I don't know. 851 00:41:30,009 --> 00:41:32,092 Okay, come on. We gotta get you home. 852 00:41:36,099 --> 00:41:37,451 Look, we're so close! 853 00:41:37,475 --> 00:41:38,494 Oh, my God! 854 00:41:38,518 --> 00:41:39,383 Wait, what? 855 00:41:39,644 --> 00:41:40,976 Dude, my parents are still up. 856 00:41:41,104 --> 00:41:42,289 Oh, God. 857 00:41:42,313 --> 00:41:44,267 Oh... Okay, you know what... Come on. 858 00:41:45,149 --> 00:41:46,877 I need you to think of something really sad... 859 00:41:46,901 --> 00:41:47,836 Uh-huh. 860 00:41:47,860 --> 00:41:49,755 Like, the documentary about how all the whales 861 00:41:49,779 --> 00:41:50,735 hate living at SeaWorld. 862 00:41:50,863 --> 00:41:51,924 Too sad! 863 00:41:51,948 --> 00:41:53,175 God. Okay, then just, you know what, 864 00:41:53,199 --> 00:41:54,189 don't say anything at all... 865 00:41:54,325 --> 00:41:56,679 And we'll ditch the barf shirt till tomorrow. 866 00:41:56,703 --> 00:41:57,568 Okay. 867 00:41:58,955 --> 00:41:59,945 Si? Yeah. 868 00:42:00,206 --> 00:42:01,976 Just as little as possible, 869 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,081 say as little as possible. 870 00:42:11,968 --> 00:42:13,529 So how does that work? 871 00:42:13,553 --> 00:42:15,340 I know, I remember when I went to... 872 00:42:15,763 --> 00:42:16,753 Hey, guys! 873 00:42:17,598 --> 00:42:19,305 Hey! Hey! 874 00:42:19,684 --> 00:42:20,845 Come talk to us. Hey! 875 00:42:21,019 --> 00:42:22,851 How was the party? It was really fun. 876 00:42:22,979 --> 00:42:23,890 Was it? Yeah. 877 00:42:24,313 --> 00:42:25,303 Aces. 878 00:42:26,524 --> 00:42:28,732 Huh. 879 00:42:30,111 --> 00:42:32,506 Uh, well. Thanks for letting me stay over. 880 00:42:32,530 --> 00:42:34,021 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 881 00:42:34,282 --> 00:42:36,023 You've been staying over 10 years. 882 00:42:36,492 --> 00:42:37,699 You don't have to thank us. 883 00:42:37,910 --> 00:42:39,776 Oh. Yeah, thanks. 884 00:42:40,538 --> 00:42:41,824 Stop. Shh! 885 00:42:45,501 --> 00:42:47,438 John Lennon was wearing a woman's sweater. 886 00:42:47,462 --> 00:42:48,919 Mm. And he's drunk. 887 00:42:49,297 --> 00:42:50,941 Definitely. So how do we feel about that? 888 00:42:50,965 --> 00:42:52,776 Well, he didn't drive drunk, 889 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,257 and he's home before curfew, so... 890 00:42:54,969 --> 00:42:57,086 Good. That's what I thought we thought. 891 00:42:57,263 --> 00:42:58,741 Yeah, that's what we think, right? 892 00:42:58,765 --> 00:43:00,075 Yeah. We're good parents. 893 00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:01,135 Yeah, we're good parents. Right? 894 00:43:06,314 --> 00:43:07,475 The room stopped spinning. 895 00:43:18,951 --> 00:43:20,032 Do you ever feel weird? 896 00:43:22,121 --> 00:43:24,158 Weird? Yeah. 897 00:43:27,710 --> 00:43:29,747 Sometimes I feel like I'm always on the outside. 898 00:43:33,758 --> 00:43:34,839 What do you mean? 899 00:43:35,510 --> 00:43:37,126 Like tonight, you know... 900 00:43:37,845 --> 00:43:39,802 I was at that party, and it was fun, but... 901 00:43:40,515 --> 00:43:42,302 it kinda felt like I was 902 00:43:42,433 --> 00:43:44,220 watching it from across the room. 903 00:43:46,896 --> 00:43:48,665 I don't know, there's this invisible line 904 00:43:48,689 --> 00:43:50,793 that I have to cross to really be a part of everything 905 00:43:50,817 --> 00:43:52,399 and I just, I can't ever cross it. 906 00:43:55,154 --> 00:43:56,690 I feel that way sometimes, too. 907 00:43:57,323 --> 00:43:58,905 Not tonight you didn't. 908 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,657 Yeah, I was trying something. 909 00:44:02,245 --> 00:44:04,056 Yeah, sometimes I think it'd be so much easier 910 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,642 to be one of these people who can just take a few shots 911 00:44:06,666 --> 00:44:08,373 and then hook up with whoever's closest. 912 00:44:10,336 --> 00:44:12,043 Yeah, I guess I'm just unlucky. 913 00:44:12,213 --> 00:44:13,169 Unlucky? 914 00:44:14,715 --> 00:44:15,671 Why? 915 00:44:17,176 --> 00:44:19,168 Because I'm not a casual person. 916 00:44:20,763 --> 00:44:22,755 What kind of person are you? 917 00:44:27,937 --> 00:44:31,208 I think I'm the kind of person who is destined to care so much 918 00:44:31,232 --> 00:44:32,973 about one person, it nearly kills me. 919 00:44:38,322 --> 00:44:39,358 Me too. 920 00:44:47,206 --> 00:44:48,367 It's getting late. 921 00:45:04,390 --> 00:45:05,255 Si? 922 00:45:06,309 --> 00:45:07,265 Yeah? 923 00:45:07,476 --> 00:45:08,466 Good night. 924 00:45:10,396 --> 00:45:11,261 Good night. 925 00:45:33,294 --> 00:45:34,284 Dear Blue, 926 00:45:35,087 --> 00:45:36,953 so one of my friends likes the other, 927 00:45:37,673 --> 00:45:40,507 and he has no idea. I guess we all have secrets. 928 00:45:41,010 --> 00:45:44,048 Anyway, I've been thinking about why I haven't come out yet. 929 00:45:44,972 --> 00:45:46,867 Maybe it's because it doesn't seem fair 930 00:45:46,891 --> 00:45:48,553 that only gay people have to come out. 931 00:45:48,768 --> 00:45:50,054 Why is straight the default? 932 00:45:51,187 --> 00:45:52,519 I have something I need to tell you. 933 00:45:52,897 --> 00:45:55,059 Mom, there's something I have to tell you. 934 00:45:55,316 --> 00:45:56,227 Can we talk? 935 00:45:56,484 --> 00:45:57,395 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 936 00:45:57,610 --> 00:46:00,068 I'm straight. 937 00:46:00,196 --> 00:46:01,778 I'm sorry, Mom, it's true. 938 00:46:02,323 --> 00:46:03,188 I like girls. 939 00:46:05,868 --> 00:46:06,733 I like men. 940 00:46:06,869 --> 00:46:08,076 You get that from your daddy's side. 941 00:46:09,247 --> 00:46:10,658 I'm in love with Nick. 942 00:46:12,959 --> 00:46:14,575 I feel like I've been raising a stranger. 943 00:46:14,710 --> 00:46:16,076 Yes, absolutely, you have. 944 00:46:16,587 --> 00:46:17,623 I'm heterosexual. 945 00:46:17,922 --> 00:46:20,835 Oh, God. Help me, Jesus. Please. 946 00:46:20,967 --> 00:46:22,674 Or maybe it's because I can't be sure 947 00:46:22,843 --> 00:46:24,379 this whole "being gay" thing is forever. 948 00:46:24,679 --> 00:46:26,045 Or maybe it's that there's not that much 949 00:46:26,222 --> 00:46:28,367 of high school left and part of me wants to hold on to 950 00:46:28,391 --> 00:46:30,724 who I've always been just a little longer. 951 00:46:31,352 --> 00:46:33,184 And then, when I go to college in Los Angeles, 952 00:46:33,479 --> 00:46:35,186 I'll be gay and proud, I promise. 953 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,276 Yeah, maybe not that gay. 954 00:47:30,494 --> 00:47:31,735 I'm not sure who I'm promising. 955 00:47:32,288 --> 00:47:33,620 I'll keep ruminating. 956 00:47:33,998 --> 00:47:35,034 Love, Jacques. 957 00:47:43,632 --> 00:47:44,918 Shit! 958 00:47:49,722 --> 00:47:51,491 So, yeah, after swimming with dolphins, 959 00:47:51,515 --> 00:47:53,381 we fly to Saint Martin for New Year's. 960 00:47:54,185 --> 00:47:55,926 Anybody else, Christmas in the Caribbean? 961 00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:57,748 Staying here. 962 00:47:57,772 --> 00:47:59,638 We have a classic Spier tradition 963 00:47:59,774 --> 00:48:01,515 of French toast on Christmas Eve. 964 00:48:01,776 --> 00:48:03,587 I'm going to an unheated vacation house 965 00:48:03,611 --> 00:48:04,522 in the middle of nowhere. 966 00:48:04,653 --> 00:48:06,645 As is our bleak family tradition. 967 00:48:07,281 --> 00:48:09,819 Ow! Ow! 968 00:48:10,993 --> 00:48:12,700 Oh, man. Oh. You okay? 969 00:48:12,828 --> 00:48:14,364 Oh, yeah, that's a paper cut. 970 00:48:15,122 --> 00:48:16,238 Overdramatic. 971 00:48:16,874 --> 00:48:20,117 Um, Simon, do you know where the bandages are? 972 00:48:20,586 --> 00:48:22,828 Yeah. They're just in the supply closet. 973 00:48:23,297 --> 00:48:24,663 Okay, do you mind showing me? 974 00:48:27,593 --> 00:48:28,583 Be right back. 975 00:48:29,845 --> 00:48:31,177 He's like a nurse, this man. 976 00:48:33,015 --> 00:48:34,743 Okay, I don't actually have a paper cut. 977 00:48:34,767 --> 00:48:36,633 I know that, Martin. You're a very bad actor. 978 00:48:36,769 --> 00:48:38,556 What, you think this is funny? 979 00:48:40,356 --> 00:48:42,542 Simon, look, I don't wanna have to 980 00:48:42,566 --> 00:48:44,353 leak your emails, all right? But I will. 981 00:48:44,568 --> 00:48:47,339 Look, you cannot bring Blue into this, okay? 982 00:48:47,363 --> 00:48:48,715 If he found out that my emails got leaked, 983 00:48:48,739 --> 00:48:50,196 he'd get totally freaked, all right? 984 00:48:50,324 --> 00:48:51,280 He'd never talk to me again. 985 00:48:51,409 --> 00:48:52,900 Yeah, probably not, you know? 986 00:48:53,077 --> 00:48:54,818 The Internet's a freaky place to meet people. 987 00:48:54,954 --> 00:48:56,515 Yo. Hey! 988 00:48:56,539 --> 00:48:57,474 Hey! 989 00:48:57,498 --> 00:48:59,017 Fun movie! Freak. Freaky Friday. 990 00:48:59,041 --> 00:49:01,103 That's a fun movie! Freaky, freak, freaky. 991 00:49:05,381 --> 00:49:07,714 I need a Band-Aid. Those programs are a bitch. 992 00:49:10,136 --> 00:49:12,572 Uhm, yo. Martin was having trouble running his lines 993 00:49:12,596 --> 00:49:16,306 and we were thinking we could go to Waffle House and go over 'em. 994 00:49:17,518 --> 00:49:18,537 Really? Yeah. 995 00:49:18,561 --> 00:49:19,426 That would be great. 996 00:49:20,104 --> 00:49:21,140 I'm insky. 997 00:49:23,357 --> 00:49:25,599 Good work, Spier. Go to hell, Martin. 998 00:49:35,077 --> 00:49:36,943 Jacques, if I were a betting man, 999 00:49:37,204 --> 00:49:39,321 I'd say you were drunk emailing me during that last letter. 1000 00:49:39,748 --> 00:49:41,410 Don't worry. I liked it. 1001 00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:43,728 As for coming out, I know what you mean 1002 00:49:43,752 --> 00:49:44,959 about wanting to wait till college. 1003 00:49:45,087 --> 00:49:46,669 But our emails have inspired me. 1004 00:49:47,381 --> 00:49:49,748 I'm going to tell my family. So thanks, Jacques. 1005 00:49:50,342 --> 00:49:52,083 Love, Blue. 1006 00:50:06,942 --> 00:50:07,807 Yeah. 1007 00:50:10,362 --> 00:50:11,227 Hey! 1008 00:50:11,697 --> 00:50:13,984 Madame. Oh. 1009 00:50:16,035 --> 00:50:17,651 Simon... 1010 00:50:18,746 --> 00:50:20,557 How the thespians rehearse, right? 1011 00:50:20,581 --> 00:50:21,492 Hey, guys. 1012 00:50:22,166 --> 00:50:23,247 What can I get you? 1013 00:50:23,501 --> 00:50:26,084 Lyle! You guys know Lyle? We have Latin together. 1014 00:50:26,212 --> 00:50:27,498 I don't think so. 1015 00:50:27,922 --> 00:50:29,065 Hi. How's it going? 1016 00:50:29,089 --> 00:50:31,706 Actually, we had Bio together last year? 1017 00:50:31,884 --> 00:50:33,125 Oh, really? It's Simon, right? 1018 00:50:33,385 --> 00:50:36,173 Yeah. Yeah, sorry, I don't, um... 1019 00:50:36,305 --> 00:50:38,297 It's okay. It was like a big class, 1020 00:50:38,432 --> 00:50:39,764 and I have a good memory for faces. 1021 00:50:41,060 --> 00:50:42,537 What can I get you guys? 1022 00:50:42,561 --> 00:50:44,518 Well, we plan on being here for a while. 1023 00:50:44,813 --> 00:50:47,430 So, we're gonna start off small and go larger. 1024 00:50:48,108 --> 00:50:51,272 Probably get some bacon first, some sausage. I'd say... 1025 00:50:52,238 --> 00:50:54,946 "You're right. I'm much too strange and extraordinary. 1026 00:50:55,241 --> 00:50:57,733 Much! And much too distracting!" 1027 00:50:58,202 --> 00:50:59,158 Wow. 1028 00:51:00,079 --> 00:51:01,695 And you never did any acting at your old school? 1029 00:51:02,706 --> 00:51:04,935 No. Can we get back to... 1030 00:51:04,959 --> 00:51:06,603 And yet, you're from D.C., right? 1031 00:51:06,627 --> 00:51:08,063 Yeah. Can you give me my next cue, though? 1032 00:51:08,087 --> 00:51:09,749 So why did you move here? 1033 00:51:10,631 --> 00:51:12,122 Because my parents got divorced 1034 00:51:12,258 --> 00:51:13,999 and my aunt found us an apartment in her building. 1035 00:51:14,301 --> 00:51:16,634 Why'd they get divorced? Why does it matter, Martin? 1036 00:51:16,762 --> 00:51:18,073 Are you writing a book about girls 1037 00:51:18,097 --> 00:51:19,508 from a broken home in D.C.? 1038 00:51:20,724 --> 00:51:21,760 So? 1039 00:51:23,185 --> 00:51:25,097 I thought that my dad 1040 00:51:25,229 --> 00:51:27,812 was the greatest person on the planet. 1041 00:51:29,525 --> 00:51:33,314 But it turns out that he's just a sad, tired loser 1042 00:51:33,487 --> 00:51:35,854 who hates his job, drinks way too much beer, 1043 00:51:36,115 --> 00:51:37,276 and cheats on his wife. 1044 00:51:37,783 --> 00:51:40,196 To make up for all the stuff that I just mentioned, so... 1045 00:51:40,411 --> 00:51:41,743 Well, I'm sorry to hear that. 1046 00:51:42,496 --> 00:51:43,361 Yeah. 1047 00:51:43,789 --> 00:51:45,405 You deserve the father that you thought you had. 1048 00:51:48,252 --> 00:51:49,663 You know what, Abby? 1049 00:51:51,505 --> 00:51:53,292 You deserve a goddamn superhero. 1050 00:51:54,174 --> 00:51:56,336 Okay, thank you. Let's get back to the... 1051 00:51:56,552 --> 00:51:57,417 Say it. 1052 00:51:59,138 --> 00:52:00,003 What? 1053 00:52:00,806 --> 00:52:02,013 I wanna hear you say, 1054 00:52:02,516 --> 00:52:06,100 "I, Abby Susso, am an incredible young woman 1055 00:52:06,937 --> 00:52:09,554 and deserve a goddamn superhero." 1056 00:52:09,857 --> 00:52:12,349 I'm not gonna say that, Martin. 1057 00:52:12,651 --> 00:52:14,062 Okay. Well, um... 1058 00:52:14,945 --> 00:52:16,436 I won't stop until you say it. 1059 00:52:17,364 --> 00:52:18,229 Okay. 1060 00:52:19,450 --> 00:52:21,066 What are you... Excuse me. 1061 00:52:21,327 --> 00:52:22,971 Waffle House patrons! Martin. Martin, stop. 1062 00:52:22,995 --> 00:52:24,577 Pardon the interruption. Martin. 1063 00:52:24,705 --> 00:52:27,038 I would just like to say that Abby Susso here 1064 00:52:27,207 --> 00:52:28,414 is an incredible young woman. 1065 00:52:28,626 --> 00:52:29,686 Martin, please. 1066 00:52:29,710 --> 00:52:31,793 And deserves a goddamn superhero. 1067 00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:34,128 Okay, okay... That's right. Abby Susso! 1068 00:52:34,465 --> 00:52:35,546 Abby Susso I'm Abby Susso! 1069 00:52:35,716 --> 00:52:37,457 Is an incredible young woman! I'm Abby Susso! 1070 00:52:37,718 --> 00:52:40,051 Incredible young woman, and deserves... 1071 00:52:40,471 --> 00:52:41,928 A goddamn superhero. A goddamn superhero. 1072 00:52:42,139 --> 00:52:43,880 A goddamn superhero! A goddamn superhero! 1073 00:52:44,266 --> 00:52:45,598 A goddamn superhero! 1074 00:52:52,274 --> 00:52:53,139 Yeah. 1075 00:52:54,068 --> 00:52:55,149 All right. 1076 00:52:56,153 --> 00:52:57,644 Breakthrough. Yeah. 1077 00:52:58,572 --> 00:53:01,134 Okay, you can all go back to your meals. Thank you. 1078 00:53:01,158 --> 00:53:02,649 Please sit down. Please. 1079 00:53:06,163 --> 00:53:07,199 Well... 1080 00:53:07,915 --> 00:53:10,578 Well, let's get back to... 1081 00:53:11,293 --> 00:53:13,313 my entrance into your song. I'm gonna take five. 1082 00:53:14,296 --> 00:53:16,208 "Ah, the Kit Kat Klub proudly presents... 1083 00:53:16,340 --> 00:53:17,317 I'll be right back. 1084 00:53:17,341 --> 00:53:19,173 a beautiful woman coming straight from England." 1085 00:53:19,301 --> 00:53:21,884 Sally Bowles, everybody." 1086 00:53:32,189 --> 00:53:33,179 Hey. 1087 00:53:34,942 --> 00:53:37,980 Were you in Bio when they did that identifying leaves test? 1088 00:53:38,278 --> 00:53:40,645 Yes. And Joel Winslow ate that poison ivy. 1089 00:53:41,031 --> 00:53:42,522 Because Doug Fogerty told him it was pot. 1090 00:53:42,700 --> 00:53:44,157 Right. Poor Joel. 1091 00:53:44,284 --> 00:53:46,651 I think he just wants to be liked 'cause... 1092 00:53:47,663 --> 00:53:50,517 you ever notice that he has extra pens in his backpack? 1093 00:53:50,541 --> 00:53:53,478 Like, you know, he's just waiting for the day 1094 00:53:53,502 --> 00:53:55,368 that someone comes up to ask him for a pen? 1095 00:53:56,046 --> 00:53:59,130 And then he can be that guy to give 'em a pen. 1096 00:54:00,467 --> 00:54:01,878 You see everything, don't you, Simon? 1097 00:54:02,261 --> 00:54:03,342 I don't know. 1098 00:54:04,430 --> 00:54:06,046 But Simon means "the one who hears" 1099 00:54:06,181 --> 00:54:08,326 and Spier means "the one who sees" 1100 00:54:08,350 --> 00:54:10,620 so you put that all together 1101 00:54:10,644 --> 00:54:13,387 and pretty sure that means I was just destined 1102 00:54:13,522 --> 00:54:14,729 to be up in everybody's business. 1103 00:54:17,735 --> 00:54:19,021 I've gotta get back inside 1104 00:54:19,153 --> 00:54:20,439 and scrub down some waffle irons. 1105 00:54:21,071 --> 00:54:22,937 Duty calls. Indeed. 1106 00:54:24,074 --> 00:54:25,190 I'll see you in there. 1107 00:54:25,617 --> 00:54:26,824 Yeah, I'll see ya. 1108 00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:43,625 Hi. 1109 00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:47,303 So my dad's flying in tonight for Hanukkah. 1110 00:54:47,639 --> 00:54:48,658 If you are thinking, 1111 00:54:48,682 --> 00:54:50,160 "But Hanukkah isn't for another month!" 1112 00:54:50,184 --> 00:54:51,641 Well, you are correct. 1113 00:54:52,102 --> 00:54:54,094 Welcome to navigating divorced parents. 1114 00:54:54,980 --> 00:54:56,391 Take holidays where you can get them. 1115 00:54:56,648 --> 00:54:59,391 And my dad's staying at the same crappy motel as always. 1116 00:54:59,610 --> 00:55:01,351 We'll do all our horribly awkward traditions. 1117 00:55:02,738 --> 00:55:05,216 We'll light the menorah and I'll silently pray 1118 00:55:05,240 --> 00:55:06,822 that the sprinklers don't go off. 1119 00:55:07,201 --> 00:55:08,612 That's happened twice before. 1120 00:55:10,454 --> 00:55:12,662 Would you believe I'm considering doubling down 1121 00:55:12,831 --> 00:55:14,058 and turning this whole awkward mess 1122 00:55:14,082 --> 00:55:15,698 into a coming out thing? 1123 00:55:16,835 --> 00:55:17,996 Do you think I'm crazy? 1124 00:55:19,004 --> 00:55:20,620 No, Blue, I don't think you're crazy. 1125 00:55:21,173 --> 00:55:23,005 I think you're crazy brave. 1126 00:55:37,564 --> 00:55:40,210 Honestly, Martin used to annoy the crap out of me. 1127 00:55:40,234 --> 00:55:42,317 But he's actually kind of a cool person. 1128 00:55:44,822 --> 00:55:46,529 I've been meaning to ask you about your parents. 1129 00:55:47,324 --> 00:55:48,676 I just didn't wanna say anything 1130 00:55:48,700 --> 00:55:49,907 when we were actually in the restaurant. 1131 00:55:50,035 --> 00:55:51,822 I wasn't sure if you wanted to talk about it. 1132 00:55:52,287 --> 00:55:54,370 Yeah. No, I don't mention it a lot 1133 00:55:54,790 --> 00:55:57,077 because it kind of messes with my image. 1134 00:55:58,085 --> 00:55:59,246 What kind of image? 1135 00:56:01,088 --> 00:56:05,298 The girl who is excited to start a new school senior year. 1136 00:56:06,009 --> 00:56:09,656 Girl whose life didn't just end, like, three months ago, 1137 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,922 who's angry and sad all the time. 1138 00:56:14,685 --> 00:56:16,017 Girl who still believes in love. 1139 00:56:17,145 --> 00:56:19,853 Come on. You still believe in love. 1140 00:56:21,024 --> 00:56:21,889 Maybe. 1141 00:56:22,651 --> 00:56:23,858 Have you ever been in love? 1142 00:56:27,573 --> 00:56:28,689 I think so. 1143 00:56:43,547 --> 00:56:44,412 Abby. 1144 00:56:45,674 --> 00:56:46,539 Yeah? 1145 00:56:50,053 --> 00:56:50,918 I'm gay. 1146 00:56:52,890 --> 00:56:53,755 Oh. 1147 00:56:56,768 --> 00:56:58,054 You can't tell anyone though. 1148 00:56:59,313 --> 00:57:00,349 Nobody really knows, 1149 00:57:00,522 --> 00:57:02,375 and I don't really want people to find out. 1150 00:57:02,399 --> 00:57:03,810 I won't. I promise. 1151 00:57:04,234 --> 00:57:05,099 Okay. 1152 00:57:10,282 --> 00:57:11,398 You surprised? 1153 00:57:12,784 --> 00:57:13,865 No. 1154 00:57:15,203 --> 00:57:16,865 So you knew? No. 1155 00:57:18,498 --> 00:57:19,579 But you're not surprised? 1156 00:57:20,876 --> 00:57:22,117 Do you want me to be surprised? 1157 00:57:23,837 --> 00:57:24,827 I don't know. 1158 00:57:26,131 --> 00:57:27,121 Okay. 1159 00:57:28,008 --> 00:57:29,169 Well, I love you. 1160 00:57:30,552 --> 00:57:31,417 So... 1161 00:57:40,687 --> 00:57:41,677 Love you, too. 1162 00:57:52,157 --> 00:57:53,468 There's no one behind us. 1163 00:57:53,492 --> 00:57:54,636 You don't have to put your blinker on. 1164 00:57:54,660 --> 00:57:55,616 Okay, just being safe. Yeah. 1165 00:58:10,175 --> 00:58:13,009 Dear Blue, I hope it goes okay with your dad. 1166 00:58:13,387 --> 00:58:15,754 Whatever happens, you inspired me. 1167 00:58:16,223 --> 00:58:18,076 I came out to my friend tonight. 1168 00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:19,887 And I never would have done that without you. 1169 00:58:20,143 --> 00:58:22,009 Maybe we should ride this bravery train 1170 00:58:22,145 --> 00:58:23,511 and reveal our identities. 1171 00:58:24,147 --> 00:58:26,514 I'm dying to know who you are. Love, Jacques. 1172 00:58:37,411 --> 00:58:39,368 I told my dad. 1173 00:58:40,455 --> 00:58:43,823 It was insanely awkward. But also, kind of fine. 1174 00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:46,496 And you got it backwards. 1175 00:58:47,087 --> 00:58:48,669 It's you who inspires me. 1176 00:58:50,716 --> 00:58:51,923 But I'm sorry, 1177 00:58:52,718 --> 00:58:55,051 I'm just not ready for us to know each other's identities. 1178 00:58:55,345 --> 00:58:56,426 Love, Blue. 1179 00:59:01,059 --> 00:59:03,705 Hey! What are you doing? I'm a fry shark! 1180 00:59:03,729 --> 00:59:05,641 Yeah! 1181 00:59:07,441 --> 00:59:09,460 That is good. You're a good fry shark. 1182 00:59:09,484 --> 00:59:11,004 Thank you, thank you. I like that. 1183 00:59:11,028 --> 00:59:12,235 I didn't even know you were coming near. 1184 00:59:12,362 --> 00:59:14,069 You know what day it is? What day is it? 1185 00:59:14,197 --> 00:59:15,133 Must be Friday! 1186 00:59:15,157 --> 00:59:16,022 Oh! 1187 00:59:16,324 --> 00:59:17,690 I guess I'm being loved, right? Right? 1188 00:59:17,868 --> 00:59:19,325 Yeah. Excuse me. 1189 00:59:19,536 --> 00:59:21,277 Hey, what do you get when you get black and Jewish? 1190 00:59:21,455 --> 00:59:22,787 What? Bluish. 1191 00:59:23,081 --> 00:59:24,117 That's mean. Simon? 1192 00:59:25,125 --> 00:59:27,617 Since when does Abby find Martin so goddamn funny? 1193 00:59:28,420 --> 00:59:29,285 Yeah, it's crazy. 1194 00:59:29,755 --> 00:59:31,212 You know, this is stupid. 1195 00:59:31,423 --> 00:59:32,900 I'm just gonna tell her that I like her. 1196 00:59:32,924 --> 00:59:33,880 And I've been thinking 1197 00:59:34,009 --> 00:59:35,194 the whole sexual experience thing, 1198 00:59:35,218 --> 00:59:36,446 it's not that big of a deal. 1199 00:59:36,470 --> 00:59:37,780 And, actually, I've been practicing, right? 1200 00:59:37,804 --> 00:59:39,136 I got this thing online. It's really cool. 1201 00:59:39,264 --> 00:59:41,051 It's called a pocket puss... Abby likes Martin. 1202 00:59:42,184 --> 00:59:43,300 She told me herself. 1203 00:59:43,435 --> 00:59:45,802 But he's Martin. I know. 1204 00:59:47,189 --> 00:59:49,021 Look, I don't care. I'm gonna try. 1205 00:59:49,149 --> 00:59:51,141 Hey, wait, wait. What about Leah? 1206 00:59:52,069 --> 00:59:53,105 What about Leah? 1207 00:59:53,862 --> 00:59:54,727 Dude. 1208 00:59:57,032 --> 00:59:58,022 Leah's in love with you. 1209 00:59:58,325 --> 00:59:59,236 No, she's not. 1210 00:59:59,576 --> 01:00:00,678 Are you kidding me? 1211 01:00:00,702 --> 01:00:02,159 I mean, come on. The way she looks at you 1212 01:00:02,370 --> 01:00:04,974 and how she's been all jealous ever since Abby's been around? 1213 01:00:04,998 --> 01:00:07,536 And she blushes every time you come into the room. 1214 01:00:09,252 --> 01:00:10,663 Look, you and Abby... 1215 01:00:11,755 --> 01:00:12,791 it's never gonna happen. 1216 01:00:13,507 --> 01:00:14,839 But you and Leah... 1217 01:00:15,550 --> 01:00:17,212 I mean, you could be incredible together. 1218 01:00:28,355 --> 01:00:29,391 Hey. What's up? 1219 01:00:31,525 --> 01:00:33,016 So I have something to tell you. 1220 01:00:34,945 --> 01:00:37,403 Nick just asked me to get dinner before the homecoming game. 1221 01:00:39,032 --> 01:00:40,022 Okay. 1222 01:00:40,784 --> 01:00:42,992 No, like, Si, he was like... 1223 01:00:43,286 --> 01:00:45,744 He came up to me and he's like, "Do you wanna go get dinner?" 1224 01:00:45,956 --> 01:00:46,974 All right, and I was like, 1225 01:00:46,998 --> 01:00:48,489 "Sure, are Abby and Simon in?" And he was like 1226 01:00:48,917 --> 01:00:51,751 "I was thinking it could just be the two of us. Like, a date." 1227 01:00:53,130 --> 01:00:53,995 That's amazing. 1228 01:00:55,423 --> 01:00:56,288 It is? 1229 01:00:57,926 --> 01:00:58,791 Yeah. 1230 01:00:59,845 --> 01:01:00,926 Leah, come on. 1231 01:01:04,057 --> 01:01:05,264 I know you're into him. 1232 01:01:05,559 --> 01:01:06,424 What? 1233 01:01:06,977 --> 01:01:08,889 All that stuff that you were talking about 1234 01:01:09,020 --> 01:01:10,227 the night after Bram's party, about, 1235 01:01:10,355 --> 01:01:12,708 you know, being so into one person 1236 01:01:12,732 --> 01:01:13,893 that it almost kills you. 1237 01:01:15,735 --> 01:01:16,851 You were talking about Nick. 1238 01:01:19,489 --> 01:01:20,354 Uh... 1239 01:01:21,324 --> 01:01:23,236 So you think I should go out with him? 1240 01:01:24,244 --> 01:01:25,906 Yes. Yes. 1241 01:01:28,165 --> 01:01:29,030 Okay. 1242 01:01:30,542 --> 01:01:31,561 Yeah? Yeah! 1243 01:01:31,585 --> 01:01:33,312 I promise you, you're not gonna regret it. 1244 01:01:33,336 --> 01:01:34,372 It's gonna be great! 1245 01:01:37,257 --> 01:01:40,716 Let's pull out your claws, Grizzlies! 1246 01:01:41,219 --> 01:01:44,428 Oh! 1247 01:01:49,144 --> 01:01:52,262 Simon, that Almont QB is insanely hot. 1248 01:01:52,939 --> 01:01:54,834 We can talk about stuff like this now, you know. 1249 01:01:54,858 --> 01:01:56,335 Yeah, I still don't know 1250 01:01:56,359 --> 01:01:57,725 if I really quite figured out how. 1251 01:01:59,613 --> 01:02:01,775 Seriously? Yeah. 1252 01:02:01,948 --> 01:02:04,861 We gotta practice. All right. Simon. 1253 01:02:05,035 --> 01:02:06,220 Yeah? Do you think 1254 01:02:06,244 --> 01:02:10,989 that quarterback is lookin' fine in those hot pants? 1255 01:02:12,542 --> 01:02:13,623 He's lookin' pretty fine. 1256 01:02:15,879 --> 01:02:18,087 No. No. No. 1257 01:02:18,632 --> 01:02:21,921 Fine! Good. Put your body into it. 1258 01:02:22,510 --> 01:02:23,876 Fine! 1259 01:02:24,137 --> 01:02:25,323 That was really good. 1260 01:02:25,347 --> 01:02:26,463 That was so good. Thanks. 1261 01:02:26,932 --> 01:02:28,639 Hey, check it out. It's the Waffle House guy. 1262 01:02:30,518 --> 01:02:31,599 Oh, yeah. 1263 01:02:32,604 --> 01:02:33,640 Whoa. 1264 01:02:34,731 --> 01:02:37,335 Lyle? I don't know. Could be. 1265 01:02:37,359 --> 01:02:39,128 I don't know. Do you think he's... 1266 01:02:39,152 --> 01:02:40,233 I don't know. 1267 01:02:41,363 --> 01:02:42,590 Okay, well, you should talk to him. 1268 01:02:42,614 --> 01:02:45,152 I'm gonna go get a coffee. Look, you are fine! 1269 01:02:45,408 --> 01:02:46,569 You got this. 1270 01:02:47,452 --> 01:02:48,317 Hi. 1271 01:02:50,038 --> 01:02:52,576 Hey. If it isn't my favorite waiter. 1272 01:02:52,832 --> 01:02:55,620 Ah, there he is. The guy who sees everything. 1273 01:02:55,961 --> 01:02:56,917 Yeah. 1274 01:02:57,462 --> 01:02:59,203 Hey, I wouldn't have taken you for a homecoming guy. 1275 01:02:59,339 --> 01:03:00,671 Oh, just here for the coffee. 1276 01:03:00,966 --> 01:03:03,194 Of course. Yeah, it's all about the cappuccinos 1277 01:03:03,218 --> 01:03:04,709 and camaraderie for this guy. 1278 01:03:10,934 --> 01:03:11,890 I'm glad you're here. 1279 01:03:13,061 --> 01:03:13,926 You are? 1280 01:03:14,771 --> 01:03:15,761 Yeah. 1281 01:03:16,648 --> 01:03:18,264 'Cause I wanted to ask you something. 1282 01:03:20,151 --> 01:03:21,379 I was gonna ask you the other day 1283 01:03:21,403 --> 01:03:23,736 and then I was, like, too chickenshit. 1284 01:03:26,116 --> 01:03:27,152 What's Abby's deal? 1285 01:03:29,536 --> 01:03:31,013 I know you and her hang out a lot. 1286 01:03:31,037 --> 01:03:32,824 Are the two of you like a thing, or... 1287 01:03:33,623 --> 01:03:34,704 No. 1288 01:03:35,375 --> 01:03:37,241 No, uh, we're just friends. 1289 01:03:37,669 --> 01:03:39,188 I could never be just friends with someone that hot. 1290 01:03:39,212 --> 01:03:41,329 Yeah! Every day is a struggle. 1291 01:03:43,341 --> 01:03:45,754 I gotta go. I'll see ya. 1292 01:03:49,764 --> 01:03:51,426 Hey! You! 1293 01:03:52,642 --> 01:03:54,759 Little birdie told me you're into bears! 1294 01:03:58,273 --> 01:03:59,480 Dude! It's me! 1295 01:04:01,609 --> 01:04:03,100 I'm the Creekwood bear. 1296 01:04:03,862 --> 01:04:05,069 Of course you are. 1297 01:04:05,196 --> 01:04:06,152 Thank you. 1298 01:04:06,573 --> 01:04:07,633 Not a compliment. 1299 01:04:07,657 --> 01:04:09,774 Hey, um... I figured out my next move with Abby. 1300 01:04:10,243 --> 01:04:11,609 Great, that's good for you, Martin. 1301 01:04:12,537 --> 01:04:14,403 I just wanted to run it by you real quick. 1302 01:04:14,622 --> 01:04:16,033 No, Martin, look. 1303 01:04:16,416 --> 01:04:17,810 I've been helping you for weeks 1304 01:04:17,834 --> 01:04:19,270 and I am sick and tired of helping you 1305 01:04:19,294 --> 01:04:20,354 mess with my friends' lives. 1306 01:04:20,378 --> 01:04:21,539 So why don't you just do that shit 1307 01:04:21,671 --> 01:04:22,787 that you did at Waffle House? 1308 01:04:23,048 --> 01:04:24,129 That went great. 1309 01:04:24,799 --> 01:04:26,415 So you're saying I should go for it? 1310 01:04:26,551 --> 01:04:27,653 It's kind of a big gesture. 1311 01:04:27,677 --> 01:04:29,885 Go big or go home! Right, Martin? 1312 01:04:30,805 --> 01:04:31,886 Go big or go home. 1313 01:04:32,182 --> 01:04:34,390 I like that. Thanks for the pep talk, man! 1314 01:04:35,393 --> 01:04:36,349 Gotta get amped up. 1315 01:04:37,228 --> 01:04:38,935 Come on! 1316 01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:46,527 We're gonna take ya! 1317 01:04:55,372 --> 01:04:56,408 Ethan! 1318 01:04:57,290 --> 01:04:58,701 I didn't know you like football. 1319 01:04:59,209 --> 01:05:00,978 He's just here to check out the packages. 1320 01:05:01,002 --> 01:05:02,313 Didn't your mother ever tell you 1321 01:05:02,337 --> 01:05:04,420 not to grab your micropenis in public? 1322 01:05:04,798 --> 01:05:06,915 Could we get some hummus for that baby carrot? 1323 01:05:07,175 --> 01:05:08,586 Shut up, man. 1324 01:05:13,431 --> 01:05:15,388 Hey, guys. What's up? Hey. 1325 01:05:18,770 --> 01:05:19,635 How was dinner? 1326 01:05:19,813 --> 01:05:20,678 It was good. 1327 01:05:21,439 --> 01:05:23,601 Yeah, uh, we got soup dumplings. 1328 01:05:24,401 --> 01:05:26,267 That dumpling place I told you about? 1329 01:05:27,195 --> 01:05:28,130 Yeah. 1330 01:05:28,154 --> 01:05:29,986 You know, maybe you could go with Martin. 1331 01:05:31,741 --> 01:05:33,528 Why would I go with Martin? 1332 01:05:34,202 --> 01:05:36,990 Please stand for the national anthem. 1333 01:05:41,459 --> 01:05:43,166 This goes out to all the refugees. 1334 01:05:44,129 --> 01:05:46,121 And my vocal coach, Monica Lewis. 1335 01:05:46,756 --> 01:05:47,621 Yeah! 1336 01:06:02,397 --> 01:06:03,729 What the hell are you doing? 1337 01:06:05,442 --> 01:06:06,478 Sorry. Hi. 1338 01:06:06,651 --> 01:06:08,963 Hi, everyone. Uh, sorry to interrupt. 1339 01:06:08,987 --> 01:06:10,673 Why are we interrupting the national anthem? 1340 01:06:10,697 --> 01:06:11,983 But I have something to say... 1341 01:06:12,615 --> 01:06:14,732 that's a little more important than the national anthem. 1342 01:06:15,952 --> 01:06:17,159 No offense, America. 1343 01:06:19,414 --> 01:06:22,327 Abigail Katherine Susso... 1344 01:06:23,001 --> 01:06:25,118 when you transferred to Creekwood High School, 1345 01:06:25,670 --> 01:06:27,662 just a short three and a half months ago, 1346 01:06:29,090 --> 01:06:31,207 you not only transferred into a new school, 1347 01:06:31,718 --> 01:06:34,461 you transferred your way into a new heart 1348 01:06:35,305 --> 01:06:37,968 belonging to me. My heart. Right here. 1349 01:06:38,683 --> 01:06:41,471 And whether it was being your partner in pong, 1350 01:06:42,103 --> 01:06:43,685 or your Waffle House warrior, 1351 01:06:44,731 --> 01:06:45,938 I have cherished... 1352 01:06:46,524 --> 01:06:51,485 the 135,300 minutes that we've spent together. 1353 01:06:52,113 --> 01:06:53,149 Oh, I'm sorry. 1354 01:06:53,907 --> 01:06:57,992 135,301 minutes. 1355 01:06:58,536 --> 01:07:01,745 And I know that you're this smart, talented 1356 01:07:02,332 --> 01:07:03,539 perfect creature. 1357 01:07:04,626 --> 01:07:09,838 And, uh, I'm just a sweaty schlub in a bear costume. 1358 01:07:10,757 --> 01:07:12,339 But like old Bogie used to say, 1359 01:07:13,468 --> 01:07:14,834 it's a "crazy mixed-up world." 1360 01:07:15,929 --> 01:07:17,090 So, Abby, 1361 01:07:17,764 --> 01:07:18,971 without further ado... 1362 01:07:21,309 --> 01:07:22,345 will you go out with me? 1363 01:07:23,895 --> 01:07:26,012 She's too hot for you, assface! 1364 01:07:26,981 --> 01:07:29,064 Excuse me. Sorry. 1365 01:07:32,445 --> 01:07:34,027 Just say yes. Say yes. 1366 01:07:34,239 --> 01:07:35,104 Martin... 1367 01:07:36,324 --> 01:07:38,031 I am so sorry. 1368 01:07:39,118 --> 01:07:40,859 I don't feel that way about you. 1369 01:07:42,872 --> 01:07:43,828 You don't? 1370 01:07:45,750 --> 01:07:46,615 No. 1371 01:07:47,252 --> 01:07:48,896 But I really like hanging out with you 1372 01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:52,914 and I don't know, maybe we could still be friends, you know? 1373 01:07:53,508 --> 01:07:54,464 Yeah, uh... 1374 01:07:56,427 --> 01:07:57,543 Are those doves? 1375 01:08:03,017 --> 01:08:04,849 No, no, hey, hey! Suraj! 1376 01:08:05,061 --> 01:08:07,303 Hey! No, no! She said no! No, don't. 1377 01:08:15,863 --> 01:08:17,445 Yo, I thought you said she liked him. 1378 01:08:17,907 --> 01:08:22,151 Not the ceremonious dove launch I was hoping for. 1379 01:08:22,495 --> 01:08:25,533 But still uplifting to free some birds. 1380 01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:26,905 Yeah. 1381 01:08:27,709 --> 01:08:28,825 Okay, uh... 1382 01:08:30,128 --> 01:08:31,084 Enjoy the game. 1383 01:08:33,256 --> 01:08:35,359 Nice try, Martin! And way to go, Martin! 1384 01:08:35,383 --> 01:08:37,295 You gave it a shot! Right? 1385 01:08:48,688 --> 01:08:49,678 That was terrible. 1386 01:08:50,773 --> 01:08:52,890 Don't worry, people will get over it in a few weeks. 1387 01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:15,166 This is Donald J. Trump. 1388 01:09:15,298 --> 01:09:17,359 Martin Addison can't come to the phone right now. 1389 01:09:17,383 --> 01:09:20,046 Hey, Martin, it's Simon. Again. 1390 01:09:20,261 --> 01:09:23,574 Um, look, I wanna make sure you're doing all right. 1391 01:09:23,598 --> 01:09:25,260 I know it's been tough since, uh... 1392 01:09:26,392 --> 01:09:29,180 Well, you know since when. Um, listen. Just... 1393 01:09:30,188 --> 01:09:31,554 Just give me a call back, okay? 1394 01:09:31,731 --> 01:09:32,972 I just wanna make sure you're okay. 1395 01:09:35,318 --> 01:09:38,061 Hey! What you doin' in there? 1396 01:09:38,196 --> 01:09:39,061 Really? 1397 01:09:39,238 --> 01:09:41,321 I need you to help me decorate. Untangle these for me, will ya? 1398 01:09:41,449 --> 01:09:43,010 This is not cool. I'll be down in a minute, okay? 1399 01:09:43,034 --> 01:09:44,970 What's not cool? I'll be down in a minute. 1400 01:09:44,994 --> 01:09:47,097 The fact that you're on a ladder next to my room! 1401 01:09:47,121 --> 01:09:48,407 I can still clearly see you. 1402 01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:52,829 All right, there you go. Okay. Merry Christmas. 1403 01:09:58,716 --> 01:09:59,902 Jacques, 1404 01:09:59,926 --> 01:10:01,612 I'm drinking eggnog and packing to go to my dad's cabin 1405 01:10:01,636 --> 01:10:02,547 on Lake Rabun. 1406 01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:04,962 I'm pretty sure there's a photo of it on the Wikipedia page 1407 01:10:05,098 --> 01:10:06,259 for "middle of nowhere." 1408 01:10:06,891 --> 01:10:08,132 Middle of nowhere. 1409 01:10:08,851 --> 01:10:10,513 I'm going to an unheated vacation house 1410 01:10:10,645 --> 01:10:11,726 in the middle of nowhere. 1411 01:10:13,064 --> 01:10:14,350 Oh, shit. 1412 01:10:14,941 --> 01:10:17,308 There's barely electricity and definitely no cell service 1413 01:10:17,652 --> 01:10:19,985 so this will be my last email for a while. 1414 01:10:20,613 --> 01:10:22,275 It should be a real rite of passage. 1415 01:10:22,490 --> 01:10:24,343 A dad and his gay son pretending they like 1416 01:10:24,367 --> 01:10:26,450 to fish and trying to find things to talk about. 1417 01:10:26,703 --> 01:10:28,069 It's gonna to be an excruciating two weeks 1418 01:10:28,204 --> 01:10:30,196 without you, Jacques. Love, Blue. 1419 01:10:30,665 --> 01:10:32,351 Sounds like you're gonna need some good music. 1420 01:10:32,375 --> 01:10:34,287 So I'm sending a list of the seven best 1421 01:10:34,460 --> 01:10:36,292 Christmas songs of all time. 1422 01:10:36,713 --> 01:10:38,190 Of course it includes David Bowie's 1423 01:10:38,214 --> 01:10:39,191 "Little Drummer Boy," 1424 01:10:39,215 --> 01:10:40,859 and Smokey Robinson & The Miracles' 1425 01:10:40,883 --> 01:10:41,839 "Christmas Everyday," 1426 01:10:42,051 --> 01:10:43,508 but the number one song you're gonna need, 1427 01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:45,962 and trust me, I know this sounds a little bit twee... 1428 01:11:49,327 --> 01:11:51,034 Si, have you seen it? Hey. 1429 01:11:51,704 --> 01:11:52,569 Seen what? 1430 01:11:53,122 --> 01:11:53,987 CreekSecrets. 1431 01:11:55,166 --> 01:11:56,782 You need to look at your computer right away. 1432 01:11:59,921 --> 01:12:01,878 Dear fellow Creekwood students, 1433 01:12:02,089 --> 01:12:04,502 Simon Spier has a secret male pen pal. 1434 01:12:04,717 --> 01:12:05,924 Because he's gay. 1435 01:12:06,344 --> 01:12:08,655 Interested parties may contact him directly 1436 01:12:08,679 --> 01:12:10,591 to discuss arrangements for butt sex. 1437 01:12:10,973 --> 01:12:12,760 Ladies need not apply. 1438 01:12:13,392 --> 01:12:15,496 We should all probably be talking about this 1439 01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:17,557 instead of Martin Addison's homecoming debacle 1440 01:12:18,064 --> 01:12:19,771 which was actually kind of sweet, 1441 01:12:20,066 --> 01:12:21,682 and romantic, if you think about it. 1442 01:12:22,443 --> 01:12:24,309 Sincerely, Anonymous. 1443 01:12:30,868 --> 01:12:33,201 Si, have you read it? 1444 01:12:33,538 --> 01:12:34,681 I can't talk right now. 1445 01:12:34,705 --> 01:12:36,287 No. Si, wait! I gotta go. 1446 01:12:37,416 --> 01:12:38,281 Si? 1447 01:12:38,876 --> 01:12:39,741 I saw it. 1448 01:12:40,670 --> 01:12:43,232 I already reported it. They're gonna take it down. 1449 01:12:43,256 --> 01:12:44,399 It's too late. 1450 01:12:44,423 --> 01:12:46,130 No, there's people who've already seen it, so... 1451 01:12:46,509 --> 01:12:47,590 it doesn't really matter. 1452 01:12:49,595 --> 01:12:50,460 It's true. 1453 01:12:52,515 --> 01:12:54,598 I'm... I'm gay. 1454 01:12:55,601 --> 01:12:56,466 Oh... 1455 01:12:57,186 --> 01:12:58,427 So what are you gonna do? 1456 01:12:59,772 --> 01:13:00,637 I don't know. 1457 01:13:01,274 --> 01:13:02,230 You could deny it. 1458 01:13:03,067 --> 01:13:04,854 Why the hell would I deny it, Nora? 1459 01:13:05,027 --> 01:13:06,188 I'm not ashamed of it. 1460 01:13:06,654 --> 01:13:08,646 You've just never really said anything. 1461 01:13:08,906 --> 01:13:09,842 So what? 1462 01:13:09,866 --> 01:13:11,260 What does that have to do with anything? 1463 01:13:11,284 --> 01:13:12,400 What the hell are you talking about? 1464 01:13:12,618 --> 01:13:13,734 Sorry. 1465 01:13:20,001 --> 01:13:21,937 I know you're going off the grid and you won't see 1466 01:13:21,961 --> 01:13:23,497 this until you're back, but something's happened. 1467 01:13:24,171 --> 01:13:25,787 You're gonna find out who I am. 1468 01:13:26,340 --> 01:13:27,922 And someone posted our emails. 1469 01:13:28,175 --> 01:13:30,713 Please don't freak out. Please, Blue. 1470 01:13:31,137 --> 01:13:32,969 I need you to promise me you won't disappear. 1471 01:14:08,925 --> 01:14:10,291 Let me open my present. 1472 01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:12,922 Honey, I'm trying to tell you you need to shave. 1473 01:14:14,096 --> 01:14:15,657 Does that mean you're gonna keep cooking? 1474 01:14:15,681 --> 01:14:17,451 Yeah, of course. I can make dinner tonight, too. 1475 01:14:17,475 --> 01:14:18,340 Awesome. What's this for? 1476 01:14:18,601 --> 01:14:19,466 Oh! 1477 01:14:19,852 --> 01:14:21,684 This one, Sherlock. There you go. 1478 01:14:27,193 --> 01:14:28,183 What is it? 1479 01:14:29,654 --> 01:14:31,131 Bluetooth headphones. 1480 01:14:31,155 --> 01:14:32,737 Do you like the black? Oh, I love it. 1481 01:14:32,907 --> 01:14:34,301 Because I didn't know if you liked... 1482 01:14:34,325 --> 01:14:35,260 This is great. 1483 01:14:35,284 --> 01:14:36,553 They have other colors. He said he likes it. 1484 01:14:36,577 --> 01:14:38,068 No, I love it. Okay. I have the receipt. 1485 01:14:38,204 --> 01:14:39,240 He's good. 1486 01:14:45,544 --> 01:14:48,537 Actually, I did want to talk to you guys about something. 1487 01:14:49,924 --> 01:14:50,789 What is it? 1488 01:14:52,927 --> 01:14:55,259 Uh, well... Let me guess... 1489 01:14:57,014 --> 01:14:58,175 you got somebody pregnant. 1490 01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:00,556 No, you're pregnant. 1491 01:15:01,102 --> 01:15:03,664 Yeah. Yeah, I'm pregnant. I knew it. 1492 01:15:03,688 --> 01:15:04,790 He's got that glow about him, baby. 1493 01:15:04,814 --> 01:15:06,680 Honey. No. Uh... 1494 01:15:12,822 --> 01:15:13,858 I'm gay. 1495 01:15:16,242 --> 01:15:17,107 Honey. 1496 01:15:20,121 --> 01:15:22,283 And I don't want you guys to think anything different. 1497 01:15:22,999 --> 01:15:23,910 I'm still me. 1498 01:15:24,083 --> 01:15:25,268 Of course you are. 1499 01:15:25,292 --> 01:15:26,658 Oh, Simon. Yeah. 1500 01:15:27,586 --> 01:15:28,793 So you're gay? 1501 01:15:29,755 --> 01:15:31,441 Which one of your old girlfriends turned ya? 1502 01:15:31,465 --> 01:15:33,276 Was it the one with the big eyebrow... 1503 01:15:33,300 --> 01:15:34,444 Jack. Jesus Christ. 1504 01:15:34,468 --> 01:15:35,904 Dad, can you ever shut the hell up? 1505 01:15:35,928 --> 01:15:36,863 I'm kidding. 1506 01:15:36,887 --> 01:15:38,240 It's not funny. I'm kidding, Nora. 1507 01:15:38,264 --> 01:15:39,926 Just open up your gift. Please. 1508 01:15:45,354 --> 01:15:46,470 It's okay, honey. 1509 01:15:46,689 --> 01:15:48,041 Nora, I got you this. Simon. 1510 01:15:48,065 --> 01:15:49,376 That's for you. No, that's for you. 1511 01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:50,641 That's from me. 1512 01:15:55,698 --> 01:15:56,779 It's a Cuisinart. 1513 01:15:58,242 --> 01:15:59,824 I love it. Thank you, Simon. 1514 01:16:03,831 --> 01:16:06,494 Dear Blue, happy New Year. 1515 01:16:06,667 --> 01:16:08,020 I haven't heard from you, 1516 01:16:08,044 --> 01:16:10,331 so I'm going to assume it's because you have no service. 1517 01:16:11,088 --> 01:16:13,171 I came out to my entire family on Christmas. 1518 01:16:13,799 --> 01:16:14,789 It didn't go great. 1519 01:16:15,176 --> 01:16:17,213 And I've been avoiding my friends the whole break 1520 01:16:17,428 --> 01:16:19,010 for all sorts of reasons. 1521 01:16:19,764 --> 01:16:21,221 Change is exhausting. 1522 01:16:21,682 --> 01:16:22,923 I feel like there's nowhere to hide 1523 01:16:23,059 --> 01:16:24,766 from all the newness of everything. 1524 01:16:25,186 --> 01:16:26,597 Except here. With you. 1525 01:16:27,104 --> 01:16:28,311 Please write to me. 1526 01:16:28,689 --> 01:16:31,022 As soon as you get even one bar of service. 1527 01:16:32,276 --> 01:16:33,232 Breakfast burrito? 1528 01:16:34,111 --> 01:16:34,976 Thanks. 1529 01:16:35,362 --> 01:16:36,318 Hey, Si. 1530 01:16:38,657 --> 01:16:39,613 Come sit down. 1531 01:16:42,328 --> 01:16:43,364 I'm gonna be late. 1532 01:17:15,069 --> 01:17:15,934 Hey, guys. 1533 01:17:16,654 --> 01:17:17,861 Hey, Simon, we need to talk. 1534 01:17:18,864 --> 01:17:21,607 So Abby and I hung out on New Year's Eve, and... 1535 01:17:22,701 --> 01:17:23,817 you see, now we're together. 1536 01:17:23,994 --> 01:17:26,327 That's awesome. That's great. Yeah, it is. 1537 01:17:27,873 --> 01:17:30,035 But then we got to talking about why it took so long. 1538 01:17:30,835 --> 01:17:32,076 Why did you tell Nick that I have 1539 01:17:32,253 --> 01:17:33,605 a boyfriend in college named Jonathan? 1540 01:17:33,629 --> 01:17:34,585 Why'd you make that up? 1541 01:17:34,839 --> 01:17:35,704 Look, Martin... 1542 01:17:35,923 --> 01:17:38,631 he was the one who wrote that CreekSecrets post about me. 1543 01:17:39,176 --> 01:17:40,838 He screenshotted my emails 1544 01:17:40,970 --> 01:17:43,633 and he's been using them to blackmail me for months. 1545 01:17:44,348 --> 01:17:46,055 What does that have to do with us, Simon? 1546 01:17:46,892 --> 01:17:48,975 He told me that if I didn't help him get with Abby, 1547 01:17:49,103 --> 01:17:50,435 he'd out me. 1548 01:17:53,023 --> 01:17:54,059 And I... 1549 01:17:54,942 --> 01:17:56,524 That's why I had to keep you guys apart. 1550 01:17:56,777 --> 01:17:58,188 So you made up a bunch of lies. 1551 01:17:59,572 --> 01:18:01,689 And that's why you convinced me to go on that date with Leah? 1552 01:18:02,366 --> 01:18:03,823 You know, to keep me away from Abby? 1553 01:18:04,034 --> 01:18:06,096 So, wait. Running lines at Waffle House 1554 01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:07,736 and beer pong at Bram's, 1555 01:18:07,955 --> 01:18:10,117 all of that was just to pawn me off on Martin? 1556 01:18:10,958 --> 01:18:12,494 I'm not a piece of meat, Simon. 1557 01:18:13,544 --> 01:18:15,410 You know how hard it was for me to start over. 1558 01:18:17,756 --> 01:18:18,837 I trusted you. 1559 01:18:23,387 --> 01:18:24,844 Hey, come on, Leah. I'll take you to school. 1560 01:18:31,270 --> 01:18:33,978 Leah. Leah, please. Listen, listen. 1561 01:18:34,148 --> 01:18:35,542 I know I messed up, okay? 1562 01:18:35,566 --> 01:18:36,918 But I knew you were in love with Nick. 1563 01:18:36,942 --> 01:18:38,649 And I thought that maybe... Just stop it! 1564 01:18:39,862 --> 01:18:41,715 You know what? You are insanely stupid, Simon. 1565 01:18:41,739 --> 01:18:44,732 I was never in love with Nick. I was in love with you! 1566 01:18:48,204 --> 01:18:49,069 But... 1567 01:18:50,414 --> 01:18:52,121 We're... We're us. 1568 01:18:52,374 --> 01:18:53,490 Yeah, well... 1569 01:18:54,126 --> 01:18:55,867 Sorry. 1570 01:18:58,464 --> 01:18:59,796 I've been trying to tell you. 1571 01:19:01,592 --> 01:19:05,336 That night I slept over, I was trying to tell you. 1572 01:19:08,140 --> 01:19:09,847 You wanna know the funniest part? 1573 01:19:10,851 --> 01:19:13,121 It's that all these years, you being so picky with girls, 1574 01:19:13,145 --> 01:19:17,230 I thought that maybe it was because you might like me, too. 1575 01:19:17,983 --> 01:19:20,316 And then, you know, you told me I should go out with Nick 1576 01:19:20,527 --> 01:19:22,393 and I realized you were just never gonna see me that way. 1577 01:19:23,948 --> 01:19:26,031 I can deal with you being gay, Si. 1578 01:19:27,034 --> 01:19:28,762 But you set me up to get my heart broken 1579 01:19:28,786 --> 01:19:30,118 when you thought I was in love with Nick 1580 01:19:30,246 --> 01:19:31,532 and that just makes you cruel. 1581 01:20:01,485 --> 01:20:02,350 You all right? 1582 01:20:02,528 --> 01:20:03,393 Hanging in there. 1583 01:20:04,405 --> 01:20:06,424 Uh, for the record, 1584 01:20:06,448 --> 01:20:09,261 when I was saying that we have a lot in common, you know, 1585 01:20:09,285 --> 01:20:11,117 I wasn't really... That's not what I was talking about. 1586 01:20:11,704 --> 01:20:12,569 Gotcha. 1587 01:20:13,205 --> 01:20:14,516 Just FYI, just for the record. 1588 01:20:14,540 --> 01:20:15,781 Okay, great. Thanks. All right. 1589 01:20:26,510 --> 01:20:27,717 Hey, Jackie. 1590 01:20:28,095 --> 01:20:30,462 Did you date me because you think I look like a guy? 1591 01:20:31,390 --> 01:20:33,702 No. No, I actually broke up with you 1592 01:20:33,726 --> 01:20:35,137 because you don't look like a guy. 1593 01:20:35,644 --> 01:20:38,853 Oh. Oh, okay. Thanks. 1594 01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:40,305 Welcome. 1595 01:20:42,151 --> 01:20:43,392 What did he say? 1596 01:20:55,581 --> 01:20:56,992 Yeah! Hey, Creekwood! 1597 01:20:59,626 --> 01:21:00,992 This one's for you, Spier. 1598 01:21:02,838 --> 01:21:03,874 Hey, Ethan. 1599 01:21:04,506 --> 01:21:05,713 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah. 1600 01:21:10,095 --> 01:21:11,823 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 1601 01:21:11,847 --> 01:21:13,588 You like that, don't you, Spier? 1602 01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:15,465 Yeah. 1603 01:21:15,684 --> 01:21:17,596 Oh, yeah, Ethan, Simon likey. 1604 01:21:22,358 --> 01:21:23,849 You have something you wanna say to me? 1605 01:21:25,277 --> 01:21:26,609 I said do you have something to say to me? 1606 01:21:27,905 --> 01:21:28,770 I'll take it from here. 1607 01:21:28,947 --> 01:21:29,812 Hey, Ms. Albright. 1608 01:21:30,115 --> 01:21:31,196 Don't "Hey, Ms. Albright" me. 1609 01:21:31,408 --> 01:21:33,070 We're not friends. You're not gonna braid my hair 1610 01:21:33,243 --> 01:21:34,220 or paint my nails. 1611 01:21:34,244 --> 01:21:35,610 Get your ass off the table now! 1612 01:21:35,913 --> 01:21:38,280 You sweaty, hormonal virgins. 1613 01:21:38,707 --> 01:21:40,573 You know what? You're about to be suspended for so long, 1614 01:21:40,918 --> 01:21:42,409 that by the time it's over, you're gonna be 1615 01:21:42,669 --> 01:21:45,190 the fat, bald, unhappily married 1616 01:21:45,214 --> 01:21:48,207 wildly mediocre nobodies you're destined to become. 1617 01:21:48,425 --> 01:21:49,757 You can't talk to us like that. 1618 01:21:50,052 --> 01:21:51,634 Actually, I can, 'cause I just did. 1619 01:21:51,845 --> 01:21:53,531 And you know why? Because you're just those two 1620 01:21:53,555 --> 01:21:54,921 assholes that did that shitty thing 1621 01:21:55,140 --> 01:21:57,757 in front of the whole school. And guess what? 1622 01:21:58,227 --> 01:22:01,140 Nobody feels sorry for those assholes, especially me. 1623 01:22:01,814 --> 01:22:04,000 Now, walk. Mr. Worth's office now. 1624 01:22:04,024 --> 01:22:04,889 Bye. 1625 01:22:05,859 --> 01:22:07,100 Uh-uh. That's mine now. 1626 01:22:07,653 --> 01:22:09,815 I'mma sell it. Get my tubes tied. 1627 01:22:26,422 --> 01:22:28,459 Why does Mr. Worth have to talk to us? 1628 01:22:29,633 --> 01:22:31,124 I mean, can't we just let this shit go? 1629 01:22:34,888 --> 01:22:36,095 Hey, I'm sorry, Ethan. 1630 01:22:38,642 --> 01:22:40,975 None of this ever happened when just you were out. 1631 01:22:42,855 --> 01:22:44,749 You know what they say, one gay's a snooze, 1632 01:22:44,773 --> 01:22:46,309 two's a hilarious hate crime. 1633 01:22:51,780 --> 01:22:53,362 You could've told me you were gay. 1634 01:22:56,118 --> 01:22:57,654 I guess I didn't think we had very much in common. 1635 01:22:57,911 --> 01:22:59,973 You're telling me, Simon. 1636 01:22:59,997 --> 01:23:01,516 It's not like your all-hoodie wardrobe 1637 01:23:01,540 --> 01:23:02,701 rocks my world. 1638 01:23:09,214 --> 01:23:10,079 I don't know. 1639 01:23:10,883 --> 01:23:12,044 Maybe I was jealous. 1640 01:23:13,427 --> 01:23:14,759 You've been out since you were 16. 1641 01:23:17,389 --> 01:23:19,051 It always seemed so easy for you. 1642 01:23:19,349 --> 01:23:20,214 Easy? 1643 01:23:20,976 --> 01:23:22,183 Are you kidding me? 1644 01:23:25,105 --> 01:23:27,000 My mom still tells my grandparents 1645 01:23:27,024 --> 01:23:28,460 about all the girls I'm dating 1646 01:23:28,484 --> 01:23:31,227 when we go over to their house for dinner, every Sunday. 1647 01:23:32,362 --> 01:23:34,604 She says it's 'cause they're old and religious, 1648 01:23:35,240 --> 01:23:36,606 and it's just easier that way. 1649 01:23:38,243 --> 01:23:39,450 I don't know, maybe that's true. 1650 01:23:40,704 --> 01:23:43,287 But you should hear her voice when she talks about the girls. 1651 01:23:49,046 --> 01:23:50,753 All right, boys, come on in. 1652 01:23:51,632 --> 01:23:52,713 Come on. 1653 01:23:54,259 --> 01:23:55,500 All right, just stand right here. 1654 01:23:58,222 --> 01:23:59,087 Get up. 1655 01:24:02,684 --> 01:24:04,162 Okay, these gentlemen have something 1656 01:24:04,186 --> 01:24:05,427 that they would like to say to you. 1657 01:24:05,771 --> 01:24:07,228 We're sorry. Our bad. 1658 01:24:07,439 --> 01:24:09,250 That's right. 'Cause at Creekwood High, 1659 01:24:09,274 --> 01:24:10,185 what do we believe in? 1660 01:24:10,359 --> 01:24:11,395 Tolerance. 1661 01:24:11,818 --> 01:24:14,047 And "tolerance" means we respect 1662 01:24:14,071 --> 01:24:15,840 Simon and Ethan's choice to be boyfriends. 1663 01:24:15,864 --> 01:24:17,480 We are not boyfriends. Yeah. No. 1664 01:24:17,866 --> 01:24:20,574 Hey, whatever you wanna call it, it's fine with me. Seriously. 1665 01:24:20,702 --> 01:24:22,847 We call it "two people 1666 01:24:22,871 --> 01:24:24,641 that are not at all romantically involved." 1667 01:24:24,665 --> 01:24:26,017 Yeah, I get it. Keepin' it casual, man. 1668 01:24:26,041 --> 01:24:27,202 I can dig, seriously. 1669 01:24:29,211 --> 01:24:31,954 Oh. Simon. Hey, can we talk? 1670 01:24:32,464 --> 01:24:33,900 I don't have anything to say to you. 1671 01:24:33,924 --> 01:24:35,485 Please, please. I just wanted to say 1672 01:24:35,509 --> 01:24:36,528 that I was sorry, okay? 1673 01:24:36,552 --> 01:24:38,168 I didn't know or think 1674 01:24:38,303 --> 01:24:39,589 that people still did shit like that. 1675 01:24:39,763 --> 01:24:41,533 And I got in a lot of shit for Homecoming, 1676 01:24:41,557 --> 01:24:43,910 and I wanted everyone to focus on something else, you know? 1677 01:24:43,934 --> 01:24:45,425 I just didn't think it was gonna be a big thing. 1678 01:24:45,561 --> 01:24:47,247 I don't care if you didn't think that my coming out 1679 01:24:47,271 --> 01:24:48,762 was gonna be a big thing, Martin. 1680 01:24:50,190 --> 01:24:51,397 Look, you don't get to decide that. 1681 01:24:51,775 --> 01:24:53,858 I'm supposed to be the one that decides when 1682 01:24:53,986 --> 01:24:57,006 and where, and how and who knows and how I get to say it. 1683 01:24:57,030 --> 01:24:58,441 That's supposed to be my thing! 1684 01:24:58,574 --> 01:25:00,065 And you took that away from me. 1685 01:25:01,535 --> 01:25:03,902 So, look, can you please just get the fuck away from me? 1686 01:25:36,153 --> 01:25:38,987 I saw the posts. I know who you are. 1687 01:25:39,990 --> 01:25:40,855 Jacques a Dit. 1688 01:25:41,199 --> 01:25:43,065 That's what they call Simon Says in France. 1689 01:25:43,535 --> 01:25:44,491 Very clever. 1690 01:25:45,078 --> 01:25:47,599 I'm sorry, Simon. I can't do this anymore. 1691 01:25:47,623 --> 01:25:49,410 Please, Blue. I'm so sorry. 1692 01:25:49,750 --> 01:25:52,288 You can't leave me alone. Everything's falling apart. 1693 01:26:44,596 --> 01:26:45,907 I mean, I haven't even talked to her. 1694 01:26:45,931 --> 01:26:47,138 I haven't even seen her at school. 1695 01:26:49,518 --> 01:26:51,134 Anyway, I guess I'll see you in class, right? 1696 01:26:51,269 --> 01:26:52,413 Yeah, totally. Okay. 1697 01:26:52,437 --> 01:26:53,553 Later. 1698 01:26:54,523 --> 01:26:55,434 Hey. 1699 01:26:55,649 --> 01:26:56,685 Hey, Simon. 1700 01:26:59,319 --> 01:27:00,184 Is it you? 1701 01:27:02,364 --> 01:27:03,229 Are you Blue? 1702 01:27:04,449 --> 01:27:07,658 No. No, it's not me. Sorry. 1703 01:27:11,373 --> 01:27:12,892 I know you've had a crazy couple days. 1704 01:27:12,916 --> 01:27:13,872 You wanna talk about it? 1705 01:27:14,334 --> 01:27:16,451 No, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked. 1706 01:27:16,795 --> 01:27:18,457 No, don't worry. Sorry for bothering you. 1707 01:27:59,588 --> 01:28:00,669 Did you know? 1708 01:28:06,428 --> 01:28:08,044 I knew you had a secret. 1709 01:28:13,393 --> 01:28:15,806 I mean, when you were little, you were so carefree. 1710 01:28:17,397 --> 01:28:21,437 But these last few years, more and more... 1711 01:28:23,278 --> 01:28:25,770 it's almost like I could feel you holding your breath. 1712 01:28:33,705 --> 01:28:35,367 I wanted to ask you about it, but I... 1713 01:28:36,500 --> 01:28:38,036 didn't wanna pry. 1714 01:28:41,338 --> 01:28:44,706 Maybe I made a mistake. No. No, Mom, you... 1715 01:28:46,551 --> 01:28:47,883 You didn't make a mistake. 1716 01:28:52,390 --> 01:28:54,427 Being gay is your thing. 1717 01:28:55,435 --> 01:28:58,303 There are parts of it you have to go through alone. 1718 01:28:58,814 --> 01:28:59,770 I hate that. 1719 01:29:01,399 --> 01:29:04,187 As soon as you came out, you said, "Mom, I'm still me." 1720 01:29:08,114 --> 01:29:09,400 I need you to hear this. 1721 01:29:11,827 --> 01:29:14,285 You are still you, Simon. 1722 01:29:16,706 --> 01:29:21,417 And you are still the same son who I love to tease, 1723 01:29:22,546 --> 01:29:25,664 and who your father depends on for just about everything. 1724 01:29:26,633 --> 01:29:27,999 And you're the same brother 1725 01:29:28,385 --> 01:29:31,155 who always compliments his sister on her food, 1726 01:29:31,179 --> 01:29:33,091 even when it sucks. 1727 01:29:36,893 --> 01:29:39,055 But you get to exhale now, Simon. 1728 01:29:41,314 --> 01:29:44,523 You get to be more you than you have been... 1729 01:29:46,903 --> 01:29:48,519 in a very long time. 1730 01:29:56,037 --> 01:29:57,824 You deserve everything you want. 1731 01:30:12,721 --> 01:30:13,757 My boy. 1732 01:30:30,614 --> 01:30:32,105 Hey, Leah. 1733 01:30:32,532 --> 01:30:33,693 Hey. What's up? 1734 01:30:33,909 --> 01:30:34,899 What are you doing? 1735 01:30:35,869 --> 01:30:37,280 Just going for a run, you know. 1736 01:30:38,204 --> 01:30:39,348 Daily ritual. 1737 01:30:39,372 --> 01:30:40,453 Yeah, you've never done that. 1738 01:30:41,374 --> 01:30:42,239 Have, too. 1739 01:30:42,876 --> 01:30:44,083 But you're wearing jeans. 1740 01:30:45,795 --> 01:30:46,772 They're my running jeans. 1741 01:30:46,796 --> 01:30:48,458 Simon, you're about to pass out. 1742 01:30:49,466 --> 01:30:51,082 Okay, fine. I'm not going for a run. 1743 01:30:52,260 --> 01:30:53,946 Hey, Leah. Please, listen. 1744 01:30:53,970 --> 01:30:55,256 Look, I know, okay? 1745 01:30:55,388 --> 01:30:56,908 You didn't want anyone to know you're gay. 1746 01:30:56,932 --> 01:30:58,423 No, that wasn't just it. 1747 01:31:02,062 --> 01:31:03,269 I fell in love with someone. 1748 01:31:04,940 --> 01:31:06,226 That guy in the emails... 1749 01:31:08,234 --> 01:31:09,099 I love him. 1750 01:31:10,445 --> 01:31:12,757 And I knew that if Martin leaked our emails, 1751 01:31:12,781 --> 01:31:13,771 it'd scare him off. 1752 01:31:15,075 --> 01:31:15,940 I'm sorry. 1753 01:31:18,912 --> 01:31:20,278 I know what I did was messed up. 1754 01:31:24,209 --> 01:31:25,074 You're my best friend. 1755 01:31:25,418 --> 01:31:26,437 If I'm your best friend, 1756 01:31:26,461 --> 01:31:28,202 then why did you come out to Abby and not me? 1757 01:31:31,257 --> 01:31:32,293 Think it was easier. 1758 01:31:34,177 --> 01:31:35,713 I've known Abby for six months, 1759 01:31:36,429 --> 01:31:39,263 and I've known you for 13 years. 1760 01:31:41,685 --> 01:31:42,995 And I knew that if I told you, 1761 01:31:43,019 --> 01:31:44,760 that everything was gonna be different. 1762 01:31:46,940 --> 01:31:48,806 I really wanted things to stay the same. 1763 01:31:53,571 --> 01:31:55,107 Tell me about this guy you love. 1764 01:31:59,160 --> 01:32:00,742 You sure? Yeah. 1765 01:32:01,621 --> 01:32:03,613 It'll help me kill off Hetero Simon in my mind. 1766 01:32:04,374 --> 01:32:06,832 You don't have to kill him off. He's dead, Si. 1767 01:32:07,335 --> 01:32:09,292 Hacking him up with a mental machete as we speak. 1768 01:32:12,132 --> 01:32:13,919 All right. Fair enough. 1769 01:32:16,845 --> 01:32:18,211 So, I call him Blue. 1770 01:32:28,690 --> 01:32:29,726 Hey, Si. 1771 01:32:31,776 --> 01:32:32,812 Yeah? 1772 01:32:43,580 --> 01:32:44,741 How long have you known? 1773 01:32:47,333 --> 01:32:50,872 Like, I really started to get it when I was around... 1774 01:32:53,173 --> 01:32:54,038 thirteen? 1775 01:32:54,466 --> 01:32:56,048 Four years? Four years of... 1776 01:32:57,802 --> 01:32:58,863 eating dinner together, 1777 01:32:58,887 --> 01:33:00,423 four years of going to movies together. 1778 01:33:00,680 --> 01:33:03,388 Four years of walking Bieber together. 1779 01:33:05,685 --> 01:33:06,766 I'm sorry. 1780 01:33:07,854 --> 01:33:08,935 I shouldn't have missed it. 1781 01:33:09,481 --> 01:33:11,097 No. Hey, no, Dad. 1782 01:33:11,399 --> 01:33:12,606 All those stupid jokes... 1783 01:33:13,485 --> 01:33:14,646 Well, I know you didn't mean 'em. 1784 01:33:14,778 --> 01:33:16,360 It doesn't matter. I shouldn't have missed it. 1785 01:33:20,241 --> 01:33:21,357 But... 1786 01:33:22,035 --> 01:33:24,118 in case the message got lost somewhere I just... 1787 01:33:25,955 --> 01:33:27,742 I just want you to know that I love you. 1788 01:33:29,959 --> 01:33:31,416 And I'm really proud of you. 1789 01:33:33,004 --> 01:33:34,996 I wouldn't change anything about you. 1790 01:33:38,176 --> 01:33:39,417 Hey. Shit, Dad. 1791 01:33:42,305 --> 01:33:43,170 Hey, stop crying. 1792 01:33:43,598 --> 01:33:45,339 I'm trying. I'm trying. 1793 01:33:46,601 --> 01:33:47,637 Oh, God. 1794 01:33:50,146 --> 01:33:51,011 Come here. 1795 01:34:01,074 --> 01:34:02,485 How's that video for Mom coming? 1796 01:34:02,909 --> 01:34:04,116 Good. Good, good. 1797 01:34:04,244 --> 01:34:05,280 Good. 1798 01:34:07,831 --> 01:34:08,867 You don't know how to export it, 1799 01:34:09,040 --> 01:34:10,156 do you? Can you help me with that 1800 01:34:10,291 --> 01:34:11,281 please? Yeah. 1801 01:34:11,793 --> 01:34:12,658 Okay. Let's go. 1802 01:34:13,253 --> 01:34:14,289 Hey. 1803 01:34:15,130 --> 01:34:17,213 I thought maybe we could sign up for Grindr together. 1804 01:34:18,550 --> 01:34:20,007 You don't know what Grindr is, do you? 1805 01:34:21,177 --> 01:34:22,884 It's Facebook for gay people. 1806 01:34:23,680 --> 01:34:24,670 Not what it is. 1807 01:34:28,309 --> 01:34:29,954 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you 1808 01:34:29,978 --> 01:34:31,310 20 years of bliss. 1809 01:34:40,321 --> 01:34:41,687 Did you guys do this? 1810 01:34:42,991 --> 01:34:44,357 Simon and I did it, yeah. 1811 01:34:45,535 --> 01:34:47,026 I just helped. It was mostly me. 1812 01:34:47,370 --> 01:34:48,611 Yeah, right. 1813 01:34:52,959 --> 01:34:54,200 Really? Really? 1814 01:34:56,171 --> 01:34:57,628 I can't believe you did this. 1815 01:34:58,590 --> 01:35:00,422 I panicked and bought you a watch. 1816 01:35:01,009 --> 01:35:01,999 That's okay. 1817 01:35:02,385 --> 01:35:04,593 You can give me somethin' later that I can't get in the store. 1818 01:35:04,971 --> 01:35:06,212 That's really gross. 1819 01:35:06,472 --> 01:35:08,213 Oh, guys, just look. Sorry, just pay attention. 1820 01:35:08,391 --> 01:35:10,132 Just look at baby Bieber! 1821 01:35:10,268 --> 01:35:11,384 He was so cute! 1822 01:35:11,895 --> 01:35:13,056 Just look at our baby! 1823 01:35:17,150 --> 01:35:18,937 Dear students of Creekwood High School, 1824 01:35:19,611 --> 01:35:22,194 As anyone with a half-decent data plan already knows, 1825 01:35:22,864 --> 01:35:24,821 a recent post on this very website 1826 01:35:24,991 --> 01:35:26,277 declared that I was gay. 1827 01:35:27,035 --> 01:35:28,492 The delivery left something to be desired, 1828 01:35:28,620 --> 01:35:29,861 but the message is true. 1829 01:35:30,663 --> 01:35:32,655 I am... gay. 1830 01:35:33,333 --> 01:35:36,167 For a long time, I was killing myself to hide that fact. 1831 01:35:37,170 --> 01:35:38,480 I had all these reasons. 1832 01:35:38,504 --> 01:35:40,733 It was unfair that only gay people had to come out. 1833 01:35:40,757 --> 01:35:42,214 I was sick of change. 1834 01:35:42,508 --> 01:35:43,944 But the truth is I was just scared. 1835 01:35:43,968 --> 01:35:45,112 Come on, Garrett. Let's go! 1836 01:35:45,136 --> 01:35:46,752 At first I thought it was just a gay thing. 1837 01:35:47,096 --> 01:35:48,837 But then I realized, no matter what, 1838 01:35:49,015 --> 01:35:50,701 announcing who you are to the world 1839 01:35:50,725 --> 01:35:51,841 is pretty terrifying 1840 01:35:52,101 --> 01:35:54,468 because what if the world doesn't like you? 1841 01:35:55,104 --> 01:35:57,517 So, I did whatever I could to keep my secret. 1842 01:35:58,233 --> 01:36:00,691 I hurt the best, most important people. 1843 01:36:00,902 --> 01:36:02,564 And I want them to know that I'm sorry. 1844 01:36:03,154 --> 01:36:04,690 I am done being scared. 1845 01:36:05,281 --> 01:36:06,567 I'm done living in a world 1846 01:36:06,741 --> 01:36:08,323 where I don't get to be who I am. 1847 01:36:08,576 --> 01:36:10,533 I deserve a great love story. 1848 01:36:10,787 --> 01:36:13,200 Disclaimer, this is about to get romantic as eff, 1849 01:36:13,581 --> 01:36:15,684 so anyone adverse to gratuitous feelings 1850 01:36:15,708 --> 01:36:17,645 kindly click over to the BuzzFeed quiz 1851 01:36:17,669 --> 01:36:19,706 or resume the porn you paused to read this. 1852 01:36:19,837 --> 01:36:21,106 Did you even use the ladder? 1853 01:36:21,130 --> 01:36:22,858 This guy that I love once wrote 1854 01:36:22,882 --> 01:36:24,999 that he felt like he was stuck on a Ferris wheel. 1855 01:36:25,718 --> 01:36:26,959 On top of the world one minute, 1856 01:36:27,345 --> 01:36:28,586 at rock bottom the next. 1857 01:36:29,347 --> 01:36:30,383 That's how I feel now. 1858 01:36:32,141 --> 01:36:34,258 I couldn't ask for more amazing friends, 1859 01:36:34,727 --> 01:36:36,247 a more understanding family. 1860 01:36:36,271 --> 01:36:38,249 But it would all be so much better 1861 01:36:38,273 --> 01:36:39,605 if I had someone to share it with. 1862 01:36:42,610 --> 01:36:43,475 So, Blue... 1863 01:36:44,404 --> 01:36:46,612 I might not know your name or what you look like. 1864 01:36:48,157 --> 01:36:49,193 But I know who you are. 1865 01:36:50,618 --> 01:36:52,200 I know you're funny and thoughtful. 1866 01:36:52,870 --> 01:36:54,202 That you choose your words carefully 1867 01:36:54,330 --> 01:36:55,741 and that they're always perfect. 1868 01:36:56,708 --> 01:36:59,228 And I know that you've been pretending for so long 1869 01:36:59,252 --> 01:37:00,709 it's hard to believe you can stop. 1870 01:37:01,462 --> 01:37:02,327 I get it. 1871 01:37:03,381 --> 01:37:05,043 Like I told you at the very beginning, 1872 01:37:05,717 --> 01:37:06,652 I'm just like you. 1873 01:37:06,676 --> 01:37:08,542 Hi, Simon. What's up? 1874 01:37:08,845 --> 01:37:09,710 So, Blue... 1875 01:37:10,471 --> 01:37:13,555 after the play, Friday at 10:00, you know where I'll be. 1876 01:37:14,726 --> 01:37:17,059 No pressure for you to show up, but I hope you do. 1877 01:37:18,021 --> 01:37:19,887 Because you deserve a great love story too. 1878 01:37:20,773 --> 01:37:22,890 Love, Simon. 1879 01:38:07,445 --> 01:38:09,983 Okay. They're not paying me enough for this. 1880 01:38:18,331 --> 01:38:19,391 Hi Oh, my God. 1881 01:38:19,415 --> 01:38:20,517 Oh, my God! You were amazing. 1882 01:38:20,541 --> 01:38:21,452 I'm not even kidding. 1883 01:38:21,584 --> 01:38:23,062 You were, like, insane. Thank you! 1884 01:38:23,086 --> 01:38:24,622 What's up? Baby! 1885 01:38:29,008 --> 01:38:30,044 Yeah. Yeah. 1886 01:38:35,973 --> 01:38:37,464 Hey, Simon. Hey. 1887 01:38:40,895 --> 01:38:42,761 Do you wanna go to the carnival with us tonight? 1888 01:38:48,069 --> 01:38:48,934 Yes. 1889 01:38:49,237 --> 01:38:50,339 Yeah? Yeah! 1890 01:38:50,363 --> 01:38:51,228 Yay! 1891 01:38:51,447 --> 01:38:52,608 Get in here, Leah! 1892 01:38:53,157 --> 01:38:54,238 The love! 1893 01:38:54,742 --> 01:38:55,698 Thank you. 1894 01:39:15,096 --> 01:39:16,281 We'll be right here. Yeah. 1895 01:39:16,305 --> 01:39:17,762 Go get him. All right. 1896 01:39:17,932 --> 01:39:19,493 Yes! Woo! Yeah! 1897 01:39:19,517 --> 01:39:20,494 Go, Simon! 1898 01:39:20,518 --> 01:39:22,225 Spier, Spier, Spier! Woo! 1899 01:39:23,229 --> 01:39:24,515 That should last a while. 1900 01:39:28,317 --> 01:39:29,307 Oh, my God, look. 1901 01:39:29,527 --> 01:39:31,189 I bet he's waiting for the other gay kid. 1902 01:39:31,404 --> 01:39:32,940 Where's Dana? She'll love this. 1903 01:39:34,907 --> 01:39:37,094 You got this, buddy. Proud of you. 1904 01:39:38,911 --> 01:39:40,305 Yeah, buddy! Yeah! 1905 01:39:40,329 --> 01:39:41,410 You got it! Woo! 1906 01:39:41,539 --> 01:39:42,529 This is it. 1907 01:39:47,253 --> 01:39:48,118 Yeah! 1908 01:39:55,178 --> 01:39:56,464 We love you, Simon! 1909 01:40:01,267 --> 01:40:03,133 Yo. Can you just... Come on, no. 1910 01:40:24,957 --> 01:40:26,414 Go, Simon! 1911 01:40:31,714 --> 01:40:34,297 Okay. That's your last ride ticket, buddy. 1912 01:40:36,552 --> 01:40:37,759 Wait. Wait! 1913 01:40:41,724 --> 01:40:43,556 Simon, it's me. 1914 01:40:45,478 --> 01:40:47,561 I'm Blue. I love you. 1915 01:40:49,023 --> 01:40:49,934 No, you're not. 1916 01:40:50,191 --> 01:40:51,898 No, I'm not. I just... 1917 01:40:52,985 --> 01:40:55,102 This is so brutal. 1918 01:40:57,031 --> 01:40:58,567 Here. I'll tell you what. 1919 01:40:59,033 --> 01:41:01,650 I got a couple... How much is it? 1920 01:41:02,370 --> 01:41:05,204 It's four tickets, four bucks. Perfect. Okay. There you go. 1921 01:41:05,331 --> 01:41:06,196 Last one's on me. 1922 01:41:07,917 --> 01:41:08,782 Got it. 1923 01:41:10,711 --> 01:41:12,668 Last call for the Ferris wheel! 1924 01:41:15,258 --> 01:41:17,591 Oh, no, I can't watch. I can't watch this, babe. No. 1925 01:41:18,261 --> 01:41:19,342 This is awful. 1926 01:41:19,845 --> 01:41:21,461 Okay, Dora. Wait, wait. 1927 01:41:23,391 --> 01:41:24,381 Can I sit there? 1928 01:41:25,434 --> 01:41:26,845 I was kind of waiting for somebody. 1929 01:41:28,396 --> 01:41:29,261 Yeah, I know. 1930 01:41:34,360 --> 01:41:35,396 It's Bram! 1931 01:41:41,701 --> 01:41:42,566 It's you. 1932 01:41:44,412 --> 01:41:45,277 It's me. 1933 01:41:48,708 --> 01:41:50,165 But that night at the party... 1934 01:41:50,418 --> 01:41:53,313 Yeah. I was drunk and confused. 1935 01:41:53,337 --> 01:41:55,795 And it ended, like, a minute after you saw us. 1936 01:41:59,343 --> 01:42:00,208 And you're Jewish. 1937 01:42:01,137 --> 01:42:02,002 Yeah. 1938 01:42:03,097 --> 01:42:04,008 Which is cool. 1939 01:42:05,182 --> 01:42:06,343 And I'm black, too. 1940 01:42:07,602 --> 01:42:08,683 And gay. 1941 01:42:10,187 --> 01:42:11,177 It's kind of crazy, huh? 1942 01:42:11,480 --> 01:42:12,436 I didn't think you'd come. 1943 01:42:13,774 --> 01:42:14,639 Me neither. 1944 01:42:15,067 --> 01:42:18,276 Until I was walking towards you, I didn't think I had it in me. 1945 01:42:39,342 --> 01:42:40,833 Are you disappointed that it's me? 1946 01:42:44,764 --> 01:42:45,629 No. 1947 01:43:32,269 --> 01:43:33,205 Hey. 1948 01:43:33,229 --> 01:43:34,310 Have you seen CreekSecrets? 1949 01:43:34,438 --> 01:43:36,851 There are six new confessions, all signed. 1950 01:43:37,525 --> 01:43:38,390 Listen to this. 1951 01:43:39,193 --> 01:43:41,435 "My parents didn't come and see me in Cabaret. 1952 01:43:41,696 --> 01:43:43,465 They hate that I wanna be an actor. 1953 01:43:43,489 --> 01:43:45,856 I don't know if they'll ever be proud of me. 1954 01:43:46,242 --> 01:43:47,323 Taylor Metternich." 1955 01:43:47,743 --> 01:43:48,608 Wow. 1956 01:43:49,412 --> 01:43:50,619 You're a trendsetter, Spier. 1957 01:43:51,664 --> 01:43:53,496 Now, come on, get in the car. We need to go. 1958 01:44:03,926 --> 01:44:05,508 Good morning! Ah, there he is! 1959 01:44:05,761 --> 01:44:07,377 Morning, Simon. Top of the morning, kid. 1960 01:44:07,680 --> 01:44:08,545 What's this? 1961 01:44:09,056 --> 01:44:10,909 Nora's specialty. Mm, coconut? 1962 01:44:10,933 --> 01:44:12,219 Yeah. You look good. 1963 01:44:12,685 --> 01:44:14,162 Have a good day, honey. You too. 1964 01:44:14,186 --> 01:44:15,597 Is it good? It's delicious. 1965 01:44:15,896 --> 01:44:17,512 I'll see you guys. What, you're not gonna eat? 1966 01:44:17,690 --> 01:44:18,625 Bye, Simon. 1967 01:44:31,871 --> 01:44:33,032 Mornin'. Hey, buddy. 1968 01:44:41,881 --> 01:44:42,746 Good morning. Hey! 1969 01:44:42,923 --> 01:44:43,942 How you doin', Leah? 1970 01:44:43,966 --> 01:44:45,298 Pretty good. Pretty good. 1971 01:44:56,896 --> 01:44:57,807 Hey! 1972 01:45:05,279 --> 01:45:06,144 Hey. 1973 01:45:10,701 --> 01:45:11,942 Morning. Morning. 1974 01:45:15,539 --> 01:45:16,641 Everybody in? 1975 01:45:16,665 --> 01:45:17,601 Yes. Oh, yeah. 1976 01:45:17,625 --> 01:45:18,832 All right, it's too beautiful a day, 1977 01:45:18,959 --> 01:45:20,916 so I think I'm gonna actually take us on a little adventure. 1978 01:45:21,378 --> 01:45:22,606 Yes! Woo! 1979 01:45:22,630 --> 01:45:24,065 That's exactly what I need! 1980 01:45:24,089 --> 01:45:25,045 Yeah, adventure!